Tempest2097: So LRR, when are you bringing back Spelljammer?
Chartle: bring back winning games
Tempest2097: Kappa
chickenace11: Bye guys
Chartle: wait nice
Dwinick: <#
Dwinick: <3*
Eldrin13 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Eldrin13! (Today's storm count: 76)
StormDraylor: Bye
Damp_Rice: bya
MadWolf1290: We're DONE here.
CodenameJD: Thanks boys!
TheWarbo: !card cast down
LRRbot: Cast Down [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonlegendary creature.
WrightJustice: TwitchUnity
seth_erickson: never you're never free
CodenameJD: GG
Swamplor: A rare "non-bm use of the gg button" sighting
Papperslappen: Thank you for the magical time
chickenace11: Adam overthrow G and replace him
StarFreak359: Thank you, Adam and James ^_^
lighting_bolt_123: hey look hero quest
safety__third: !card cast out
LRRbot: Cast Out [3W] | Enchantment | Flash / When Cast Out enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Cast Out leaves the battlefield. / Cycling {W}
thanzo: so long! Thanks for all the drafts!
NathanJay_GA: Thanks for the magical games!
Oatway_: cast out is cycled out in 2019
Earthenone: bye adam
Tempest2097: Goodbye Adam!
ripconman: Bye adam
Herlo2: Bye Adam! <3
Damp_Rice: bye adam
LegionLoyalist: Bring Back Adam!
Kramburger: NOW KISS
1losttheGame: bye seabatTROG
rs25mtg: Bye Bye!
Papperslappen: seabatTROG
VelvetFalcon: Bye Adam!
TheWarbo: !findquote twitch chat my people
LRRbot: Quote #5460: "The only people I'll be nice to is Twitch chat." —Adam [2018-10-30]
CodenameJD: Bye Adam!
seth_erickson: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
KeiRaccoon: Now kiss!
NathanJay_GA: <3
lighting_bolt_123: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:48:43.
Electrodyne: bring back Sidewalk Slam
VelvetFalcon: I'll miss you Adam!
thanzo: goodbye my sovereign!
ThorSokar: Bye Adam
Riverbirdman: Peace!
mastershake29x: hype for the long game
noisyblizzard: good bye my king :):
NarishmaReborn: does the new show have a cool opening?
DrEinstein99: Who is playing?
VelvetFalcon: Hero Quest!?
caulderjof: Did Ian just need more time to mourn Quarantina Dracula?
Earthenone: Hiro Qwest
ThorSokar: WOOO!
lighting_bolt_123: when's the show?
DrEinstein99: Sweet! thanks for the sick magic
lighting_bolt_123: nvm lol
thanzo: browdsowd
Riverbirdman: Yeesssss
Nigouki: I hope the intro for The Long Game is just a clipshow of all the epidemic cards they've pulled
Kykiwi: woooo hero quest
Scar_Red_Tiger: HQ? Suddenly more interested in this new stream
chickenace11: see Paul confirmed big LRR boss. everybody is a hat for him
aesir_blade: Are we restarting the "ccampaign" of hero quest?
BITs19_: a campaign game
mastershake29x: betrayal legacy looks awesome
Blasteg: well, to be fair, in one week Ian will be back... but for TTSF right?
djalternative: a long form board game
wordswords1: you know DnD functions well with repeat play
JustAConspiracy subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
JustAConspiracy: I missed checkpoint, but oh well. Always happy to support the LRR Crew.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, JustAConspiracy! (Today's storm count: 77)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Betrayal Legacy sounds so interesting. i'm excited for this new show
thanzo: betrayal legacy is sooo awesome!
WizardZedd: Gloomhaven!
mastershake29x: @Blasteg next week is night before PPR
Riverbirdman: Betrayal rocks that’s baller
Oatway_: one (1) Beej appears
LegionLoyalist: Punch that Chunk!
Pal_Friendpatine: Star Wars Imperial Assault
Scar_Red_Tiger: The Big Hole Thing
Azlum01: scythe: rise of Fenris?
Furvias: HI BEEJ!
NarishmaReborn: dig down! dig deep!
VelvetFalcon: Beej!
YojiFFXIV: that's a really big Chaos Orb in the background, I bet that one could remove someone's whole deck
Earthenone: !ppr
LRRbot: The War of the Spark Pre-PreRelease will be April 19th at 11AM Moonbase time. Guests and info: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D30dLc-U4AABBNm.jpg
ThorSokar: That's some good thumbnail art
VelvetFalcon: Bye PPR!
Earthenone: !patreon
LRRbot: 2392 patrons for a total of $14,219.62 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
JustAConspiracy: PPR cancelled.
seth_erickson: ppr's canceled
Tempest2097: THE VOID CALLS
Oatway_: t h e v o i d
Earthenone: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
Kykiwi: PPR PPR
thanzo: what did you do to beej!?!?
Electrodyne: I think it was a Scrye insert?
shurtal: do those skills pay the bills?
VelvetFalcon: Oh my god what did you do to Beej!>
EvilBadman: we cut to ~*~Secret Camera~*~
Tantusar: Denis!
Electrodyne: I had the Shivan and one other
JustAConspiracy: Mark Henry!
JustAConspiracy: the wrestler!
djalternative: War of the Preprerelease?
VelvetFalcon: Matt Huggins.
TheGcsmith: woot, perfect for my gp prep
mastershake29x: #LRRWAR is a hell of a hashtag
mastershake29x: which is ironic given the day it is on
Scar_Red_Tiger: Records likre Longest PPR match?
JustAConspiracy: Go stars.
JustAConspiracy: OH wait
shurtal: Go BLUES
patsymink: Go preds!
DerangeDre: GO LEAFS
LegionLoyalist: Damn... the Caps are still playing?
gamercat88: we all care
Tempest2097: Go caps?
mastershake29x: i care
ky0dar: What about the brocers and randos match?
g0mer314: Go Canucks?
gamercat88: sports puck
DrEinstein99: yay go sports!!
ky0dar: *broncers
robotson_: Thank you for the update, James
NathanJay_GA: go banana!
Juliamon: Go team!
JustAConspiracy: Go Gurt!
LegionLoyalist: Caps lose, I don't want the traffic
Electrodyne: go Jets
Kramburger: Carn the Brisbane Lions1
gamercat88: laters
Tempest2097: Ooh
shurtal: Go Bronzers
Tempest2097: Good call
ThorSokar: Yay sports team James likes?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Go Blues is blasphemy
UndergroundXp80: Go Bs
Tempest2097: More traffic is bad.
Earthenone: huricanes seem to have the advantage against the capitols, huricanes tend to devistate cities after all
ky0dar: @Kramburger carn the mighty GWS Giants.
ky0dar: #GiantCountry
jinaday: did i miss it or is it just starting?
Earthenone: you missed lrrmth
Earthenone: mtg
Electrodyne: yes.
kanimaras: both
Juliamon: jinaday MTG just ended, Long Game will start shortly
shurtal: lrrmst
jinaday: ok i wnated to check out long game
blip2004: so for The Long Game are they starting Hero Quest from the 1st adventure or continuing on?
Candysniper015: What is the long game?
Earthenone: i assume continueing on
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Legacy based board games are all the rage, so now we have a whole show for them. Game: Heroquest) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
caulderjof: Probably continuing.
Juliamon: blip2004 I think they're just picking up where they left off
Kramburger: @ky0dar I was going to clap back but they not Collingwood so I have love enough for two
Candysniper015: Never mind 😂
korvys: !findquote dummy
LRRbot: Quote #3898: "Look, dummies! That's never not weird." —Graham [2017-01-24]
ky0dar: also their fight song is a minor key soviet style oompah song. whats not to love
Juliamon: It's the sort of game where it's fine to leave it for a few months and pick right back up where you left off.
caulderjof: @blip2004 This episode, HQ is just filling in for Pandemic Legacy because Ian isn't there. So they're unlikely to start over.
Tantusar: it's logo reveal day!
Earthenone: stream went offline recently
ky0dar: it said it wa live, but now it isnt?
Juliamon: unusuallylargemoth it's that weird period between streams
Earthenone: twitch does that kind of thing
Naitoshadou: They're just switching over.
Gascitygaming: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Legacy based board games are all the rage, so now we have a whole show for them. Game: Heroquest) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
Juliamon: Twitch has a 5-minute "live" buffer in case of streams needing to restart
wordswords1: I feel like the stream should be online for long play unless I don't understand how this new show works
Juliamon: It will be online soon.
Naitoshadou: They're just setting it up.
Electrodyne: We're all watching "LRRThanksForWatching". It's a pretty decent episode so far.
Tantusar: The real long play was making us think a stream called The Long Play was real.
Juliamon: LRRMtG ran right up to the start of it.
Nigouki: Adam gotta need
Nigouki: that boy still needs to grow
Naitoshadou: Isn't it "The Long Game"?
Naitoshadou: Or did they rename it?
Tantusar: i... shut up
mastershake29x: @wordswords1 remember LRR broadcast from the moonbase, which is on the moon, and while the time is close to Pacific time it doesn't always line up exactly for physics reasons
RebekahWSD: I thought it was The Long Play.
RebekahWSD: You are not alone
yippiekiyay85: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Legacy based board games are all the rage, so now we have a whole show for them. Game: Heroquest) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
Juliamon: Yeah. It's gonna take people awhile to get the names straight, but it's technically The Long Game
unusuallylargemoth: wow, here I thought it was the long pork.
DarkMorford: The Long Island Iced Tea?
Alness49: That's the next Tinker Tailor
SAJewers: heh
wordswords1: and they made such a big deal about having to end before 7 sharp
TehAmelie: it can be a long game of pork
Tantusar: The Long Arm of the Law
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I'm glad they are opening up with Heroquest. I wanna see them finish it out.
banachspacebar: So the stream title says the Long Game, but the event name is The Long Play
Tantusar: It's a one-off, Bob.
Alness49: The long, long, maaaaaaaan!
RebekahWSD: I'm hoping next (or soon) will be Betrayal at House on the Hill : Legacy
TehAmelie: does it have an ending? i thought there was just infinite modules
carsonthekid: after pandemic
korvys: I believe that's next on the list, yes
PhoenixMelior: chat, it's butts-awful outside
RebekahWSD: Sweet
mastershake29x: @Bobtheninjagoldfish HQ is a one off as ian is away, it might return at some point later in the series
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Tantusar yeah but lastI checked they were like one or 2 quests from the end.
PhoenixMelior: it's raining AND snowing at the same time
mastershake29x: @RebekahWSD that is the plan after pandemic season 1 finishes
nartin9: FortOne
malc: sounds almost British
Octavian132: Hopefully I get this twitch app working with chrome cast so I can watch.
Nightvalien28: PhoenixMelior what
RebekahWSD: Yay!
Earthenone: darn weather
PhoenixMelior: Nightvalien28 yeah I don't even know
Juliamon: Ah, good ol, "wintry mix"
RebekahWSD: I live to see how a larger group does with the game
korvys: @PhoenixMelior That is, if nothing else, impressive
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @mastershake29x I know. but they were only one or 2 maps from the end of the book campaign so they might get it done.
RebekahWSD: Cause with 3 players it is...iffy sometimes
Alness49: PhoenixMelior we call that Sleet
Nightvalien28: that is insane, canada please
Juliamon: Alness49 Sleet is different though?
Juliamon: Sleet is little ice chips
ky0dar: We blasted through Pandemic season 1 with 2 players.
Questhere: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Legacy based board games are all the rage, so now we have a whole show for them. Game: Heroquest) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
PhoenixMelior: Alness49 maybe in Ontario but here in Alberta, you get snow and also rain
Maddrius: signal
BITs19_: oooo
Lazarus_18: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
BITs19_: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Tantusar: We got LRR sign!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Foxmar320: Hello chat
DarkMorford: Nice logo
Maddrius: graphics! fancy
Baldrash: Whoa, it's so long...
rybackgaming: good logo.
Juliamon: Logo!
niccus: long long game
BITs19_: that is certainly a long logo
Wondermoo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
safety__third: HAA gE!
rybackgaming: LONG LONG GAME
samwonk: 0/10 logo not long enough.
PhoenixMelior: that's a touch loud
Juliamon: Sudden audio
meowzhuxi: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
IbunWest: That logo...It's so BIG!
thesurfaceofthemoon: long game is long?
Alness49: Is the logo long enough?
margieargie: Absolute unit of a logo.
TehAmelie: longcat would be proud
narset6691: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheWarbo: T H E L O N G G A M E
Tantusar: I think I already know how it'll animate.
Baldrash: I want a cup of that logo's piss.
mastershake29x: show called the long game, yet scheduled for same run time as regular AFK
PhoenixMelior: Long comma game
Tantusar: I... was wrong... ish.
Juliamon: Same time, different day
RealGamerCow: Weird, I get no notification on twitch that they are live right now
Juliamon: RealGamerCow there was less than 5 minutes downtime
Mivair: S O O N
PhoenixMelior: ah, that's gonna be a bit of a problem going forward
Decaped: isssssss there a new intro?
PhoenixMelior: if Adam doesn't even get an intro why should this show Kappa
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> For the inaugural THE LONG GAME, we return to the world of Hero Quest! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D36U6T3UIAERrQd.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1116493519995039744
ky0dar: its a new show, so id assume so
Juliamon: Yeah, with streams this close to each other I strongly recommend getting a twitter just to follow the LRRstreams account for notifications
PhoenixMelior: hey there's the notification
mastershake29x: @PhoenixMelior do you use google calendar? that's how i generally remember, can also set twitch event reminders
2Flower: Huh, they're doing Hero Quest and not Pandemic?
ghostvalv: lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheWarbo: Here, O Quest
Gekyouryuu: @2Flower no ian
ky0dar: ian's out.
Earthenone: @2Flower ian is out of town
2Flower: Ohhh.
ky0dar: noian
korvys: Ian is in Eastern Canada
Lycodrake: i'm so excited
2Flower: Okay, that makes sense
mastershake29x: @2Flower ian is away, it returns in 2 weeks
Kraest: HEEEROOOOO QUEEEEEEST
PhoenixMelior: mastershake29x too many notifications, I just remember. Though of course I'm still getting used to the new schedule
x0den: hello
TehAmelie: halo
Foxmar320: Since we have a Graham I kind of hope for lots of traps
2Flower subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
2Flower: As you see from my sub count, I too am in... the Long Game.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, 2Flower! (Today's storm count: 78)
Mivair: I'm in the Discord server exclusively to follow the notifications, I mute everything else lmao
thanzo: howdy
Electrodyne: I'm excited for the Gyro Quest, those things are delicious
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Aww that means no Krankor
CanPlayGames: Ah! A Bear!
Kraest: I’ve been waiting a YEAR for more Hero Quest. O.o
Earthenone: pride51
Vilun: I was watching OWL, but HeroQuest you say?
CaptainSpam: The game! It's so LONG!
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
ky0dar subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 32 month streak!
ky0dar: This Sub can be used by the Wizard.
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Scar_Red_Tiger: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
orionsrise1: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!
bopqop: Just do an introductory dance
matt_gofus subscribed with Twitch Prime.
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Gekyouryuu: The Lawn Game? are we playing darts? Kappa
Oricuss subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
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CanPlayGames: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
thanzo: the logo looks really nice colored!
Jayrod1220: sergeMoly
korvys: The rare Graham stream!
accountmadeforants: Oh hell yes
Evil_Smurf: Hero’d quest time
Dr_fragenstien: Otherwise known was Gaaaaaaaaaaaaame
wordmogul: Woot!
TheWarbo: littoral years
Vampiricsloth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
Vampiricsloth: woot long games <3
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bopqop: \o| \o/ |o/ | | |
Science_and_Magic: Has this show got an intro that I missed? Or not yet?
TheWarbo: AFK just keeps spawning off streams
mastershake29x: congrats AFK on your second child!
mastershake29x: @Science_and_Magic not yet, there's a backlog
IbunWest: Krancor is otherwise indespodes.
e_bloc: cheer100 oh hey I do think I remember seeing this when I first subbed so that seems about right
Koshindan: Ian has the chonic?
Malkaresh subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
Malkaresh: More questing Heroes! Good stuff guys.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Malkaresh! (Today's storm count: 83)
Brok3nGol3m: Legacy Crokinole!
korvys: @Science_and_Magic You didn't miss the intro, you did miss the part where they said they don't have an intro :P
SpookySpaghooti: hey all!
DrEinstein99 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
DrEinstein99: Yo new show looks hype! Love the content!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DrEinstein99! (Today's storm count: 84)
RealGamerCow: They're good streams, Bront.
SachielOne: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:14.
Nigouki: isn't Dice Friends also technically a child?
SpookySpaghooti: what are all the numbers above everyones' names?
MehGyver0: cheer100
TehAmelie: it's meat points
IbunWest: Health
SpookySpaghooti: oh ok
Mox_Hagdorm: Yay for HeroQuest! Can't watch now, but I'll catch the VOD!
margieargie: The only time you -want- to hear the words "twice as much pandemic" :p
TheWarbo: Okay so there's a 100% chance Alex's character is getting punched this stream, right?
xantos69: So 7 more games.
The_Passerby: Zapsworth is MVP Hero Quester!
The_Passerby: Allways and forever!
djalternative: what month is pandemic in?
Gekyouryuu: Betraaaaaayal!
Kramburger: "Betrayal" Ben looks directly at the camera and smiles
Foxmar320: TheWarbo there is also a high chance of Graham getting hit with a spear or some kind of trap
BITs19_: campaign games
The_Passerby: It doesn't matter if they only have 4HP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: continuity
JoTyler: maybe this time they will finally find some heroes
djalternative: Long form games
HesGotNoPants: @djalternative September?
djalternative: thanks
Naitoshadou: @LoadingReadyRun Your Twitch Event is mislabeled "The Long Play", should be "The Long Game"
JoTyler: they have been questing for so long
Alness49: Twilight Imperium?
Kramburger: That Nick Trujillo art on Thornwatch is AMAZING
xantos69: cheer50 You guys should check out CharterStone. It is a legacy game and it is super interesting.
TheWarbo: I like "episodic games" as "legacy but also HeroQuest-y"
Scar_Red_Tiger: Is there where Twilight Imperium would live in theory?
RealGamerCow: Twilight Imperium lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: Dear Dr Alex, any plans on trying the RPG by the Kill Six Bllion Demons person?
Kramburger: Ben and Beej drift compatable confirmed
Juliamon: naitoshadou #blamejames
Earthenone: twilight imperium lives in the box
Driosenth: cheer100 have some bits, "The Wizard cannot use them"
TheSoftestBunny subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, TheSoftestBunny! (Today's storm count: 85)
nartin9: beej is the best cast member and this is one of the greatest ideas you have had
Nightvalien28 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months, currently on a 62 month streak!
Nightvalien28: SOON
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rarermonsters: The problem with Imperium is that you'd need to leave it assembled between games
IbunWest: Friday Night Paper Fight has been renamed to The Long Magic.
Kramburger: Classic Turner
SpookySpaghooti: #blamejames
NexVesica: Just call it LoadingReadyLive and call it a day
Fr0Dough: And NOW the long game truly begins
somewhatclever_: Cannot be used by the wizard
MehGyver0: #blamejames
Foxmar320: Deprived? Like the Wizard? :(
SuperSugarSloth: katesNice
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrBEEJ Fixed lrrBEEJ
Fr0Dough subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months!
Fr0Dough: And NOW the long game truly begins
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Fr0Dough! (Today's storm count: 87)
thanzo: What's the best thing about this game?
IbunWest: If you have missed any of the previous episodes, all you need to know is that the Wizard can't equip anything.
SrMuskrat: look them up on youtube
seth_erickson: I considered watching one of them a couple days ago
Foxmar320: Wizard would like love as well
EvilBadman: the edge of E in the Game part of the bug makes me think my screen is ever so slightly dirty
TehAmelie: Let's Nope has been renamed The Long Dark
TheWarbo: I would have more time to watch VoDs if y'all would stop making so much content! lrrBEEJ
iSmartMan1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months, currently on a 55 month streak!
iSmartMan1: This subscription cannot be used by the wizard
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: the previous time they played Heroes Quest was national Tabletop day right?
HesGotNoPants: did Graham play so many bears he became a bear?
Kramburger: From the people who brought you the Ouija Board: Hero Quest
Kraest: The first Hero Quest stream was in Moonbase Mk III. Let that sink in. XD
gamercat88: Can Zapsworth only have 4 hitpoints?
Decaped: Gloomhaven is a successful recreation.
Spacecarl: Descent was pretty big
rarermonsters: it's the kind of game that's bad in an exquisite way
Bobtheninjagoldfish: 89? HOLY SHIT. HeroQuest is 30
rarermonsters: the new ones are bad
TheWarbo: LRR Plays DragonStrike when?
freshmaker__: Gloomhaven pretty awesome
saultybois: Just started watching on twitch I love Friday nights
UlranQentba: Greebly?
djalternative: Hero Quest: Tactics
SydPreviouslyHeadache: game older than I am
TehAmelie: Tactics Ogre: Hero
Ruryk: I super love heroquest and have watched the previous streams on youtube many times
mastershake29x: @saultybois welcome!
TheWarbo: Paul is going Hollow?
Grescheks: that's just Paul's natural hollowness showing through
mastershake29x: !card hollow one
LRRbot: Hollow One [5] | Artifact Creature — Golem [4/4] | This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card you've cycled or discarded this turn. / Cycling {2}
gamercat88: no he is Mentor
Naitoshadou: Call a soul reaper @mastershake29x !
adam_brownie: Inb4 Burning inquiry
rarermonsters: Paul eat some humanity
djalternative: Paul needs to consume some humanity to reverse hollowing
HesGotNoPants: did someone hollow out p as ul?
NarishmaReborn: hollow paul, sequel to shallow hal
flatluigi: did the wizard ever get equipment
violetdea subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
violetdea: Wow that's a lot of months. Hard to believe.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, violetdea! (Today's storm count: 89)
Rhynerd: I made it!
A_Catastrophic_Success: What is the best thing about Heroquest?
underhill33: Yup
CompletelyUnsure subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
CompletelyUnsure: Whoooo, HeroQuest! and excited for more Legacy games.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, CompletelyUnsure! (Today's storm count: 90)
IbunWest: Was Hero Quest the first episode of AFK?
Aziraphalesshop: Too soon.
thefreak013: Ah, yes. That one table.
Sektor88: Alex on stream pogonaChamp
Kraest: Hero Quest was indeed the first AFK stream
accountmadeforants: The real Long Game was the one against Time all along
Evandill: @IbunWest Yep
TehAmelie: when wizards run out of spells, you may need a new one
HesGotNoPants: @ibunwest whoa first afk first long game
Kramburger: And missed ones he could
Grescheks: Ben was Wiz Biz, rather than Zapsworth
djalternative: isn't CAH technically the first AFK stream?
accountmadeforants: The progression cannot be used by the wizard
Foxmar320: Except for the wizard
Kykiwi: cam has a staff
euya8502 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
euya8502: yes 3 months with awesome board games.
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Taveena: Wasn't there a Cam thing he didn't get
Kraest: The game can not be played by the wizard
Kykiwi: and that is a about it
caulderjof: Plate mail is bad, but chain mail is good.
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sonic_danno: Cam could have a staff
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rs25mtg: I Love Alex's t-shirt!
TheWarbo: Hey! Glisten!
blip2004: just noticed no muscle shirt
ghostvalv: he's so big
djalternative: just a C string
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ninja_theory_ashrams: Even Arnold in Conan put on armor
Foxmar320: Yeah the armor just gets smaller
Alness49: Just shrink wrap
BITs19_: is that adam??
TheR676767: thanks adam
Kykiwi: lol
flatluigi: the ghost of vince
HesGotNoPants: glistening dick pouch?
underhill33: lrrSPOOP
ky0dar: Vince?
MWGNZ: progression of less armour to visually show the increase in player strength
Sektor88: Adam! :D
Evandill: I'm sure we're not playing TERA.
sonic_danno: are we talking roman reigns or seth rollins level of wet hair?
Science_and_Magic: Thanks ADAM!
The_Passerby: TWITCH did not give me the resub message box! I HAVE BEEN DESTROYED! T_T
jonlevir: YES, ADAM, YES!
DaMullet14: Do they have an Adam Vince Voice soundboard?
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Hi Adam
Foxmar320: The Ghost of Vince lives in the Moonbase
swanky_pants20: yeah Adam
ky0dar: Or was it Brauns nipple?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: adam said something about shadowing Tech for this stream.
SachielOne: Vince McMahon, owner of WWE
Despoiler98: Brave sir robin RAN AWAY RAN AWAY
ecocd: Is he there or do we have that as a sound clip now?
rarermonsters: Vince, Ghost Council
DarkMorford: Adam's learning how to tech? Hoo boy. ;)
ninja_theory_ashrams: Which lord?
Gillgamesh10: "when last we left our heroes" getting some Colville influences from Paul
TehAmelie: ah, Brave Sir Robin's song has such a good tune. it should be longer
Despoiler98: *points* its right over there Paul
orbitaltuna: oh hey it's graham :o
sonic_danno: "The gang finds the spirit blade"
thindalNZ: when we last left our heroes... they were different people
Kramburger: Long Term Storytelling!
CompletelyUnsure: Are they saying "lathe," like a tool? Or "Lays," like a potato chip?
Grevas13: I really like that long game logo
somewhatclever_: The Spirit Blade cannot be used by the wizard
Foxmar320: Zapsworth <3
Alness49: The One with the Barrow Lord and Ross
Swamplor: putting off boss fight until you grind some higher level loot
freshmaker__: Next time on Naruto, Asuma Dies!
DarkNacht: This quest just involves talking to the weapon shop owner
Kramburger: Zapsworth cannot use anything except for this ability to reshape the nature of reality
Despoiler98: ohgodwhy
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
Electrodyne: put on a robe and wizard hat
orbitaltuna: does bankor have a ton of gold?
caulderjof: Since the Lich kept the wizard's staff on a previous quest, can you get it as extra loot when you go back to kill him?
Paranundrox: Wizard's Cloak* (not usable by Wizard)
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Kramburger: Bankor has a son called Dankor
AalderFlawn: Wizard Hat: Add 3 mind points. Can't be used by the wizard
ninja_theory_ashrams: Bankor, the elf, class: elf.
flatluigi: of the boston manthrusts
HesGotNoPants: hes so vascular
Despoiler98: ah yes when Elf was a class AND a race
FlameI7: Krancor earned that voice through centuries of elf weed
Despoiler98: MINDTAKER
AalderFlawn: Wizard Hat: Add 3 mind points. Can't be used by the wizard.
caulderjof: Mind points become relevant against the lich.
orbitaltuna: i believe it's actually the new hampshire manthrusts
orionsrise1: the wizard missed out on gear last time
Pal_Friendpatine: Aankor, Bankor, Cankor, Dankor, Eankor, Fankor...
Sibwow: hes so vascular
azureHaights: Stab Manthrust. Beef Slabteak. Graham Starkson. (wait no)
TheWarbo: Chunk...Punch?
TehAmelie: can you imagine elves having like, jobs? i read a thing about how the elves in LOTR probably don't even have taxes
splatty1: gotta save stab from xcom noodle brains syndrome Kappa
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun Chunk 2: the chinkening
orionsrise1: lol everyone beat me to it
HesGotNoPants: tonight Graham gets mind controlled
Stoffern: Hey its time for the Punch a Chunk challenge!
orbitaltuna: and then the barbarian in the family, tankor
DarkMorford: I still find it amusing that "Elf" and "Dwarf" are classes in this game.
Octavian132: conan the librarian.
Decaped: hi Tim.
RandomTrivia: Zargon is related to Tim?
AalderFlawn: Plot twist, Mentor is actually Zargon
sonic_danno: but some call him Tim?
TehAmelie: that's Tim the Enchanter's hat right? not just a look-alike?
Evandill: Men'tor the Mentor
TheWarbo: I mean, the word "mentor" is literally just "someone took the name of the Greek dude Mentor and verbed it"
Grescheks: I think Paul's been feeding the Zargon wolf more
chickenace11: one we clone the other we don't talk about
SpookySpaghooti: Amelie the resemblance is uncanny
Pal_Friendpatine: The one you feed
shinumei: Give us fresh breath
freshmaker__: @LoadingReadyRun Excuse me?
Alness49: There are two genders, Mentor and Zargon
zinnyinn: There a 3 wolves inside of Paul, one is Mentor, one is Zargon, one is just an actual wolf.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ask your doctor about Zargon today
sonic_danno: #innermentor
accountmadeforants: Bankor is to Crankor as Bacon is to Mr. Cool
lighting_bolt_123: yaay an arlax
noSmokeFire: hey, I tuned in just in time
ExhaustedElox: Welcome back! I missed these idiots!
NotGruulButWhy: I occasionally feel Zardoz...
Despoiler98: good job guys *slow clap*
noSmokeFire: you angered the witch (lord)!
ninja_theory_ashrams: is this, here, nerdier than Graham's birthday qeqw WQ
rarermonsters: Mr Franz
CompletelyUnsure: On all levels except physical, I am a Zargon
DrEinstein99: "he's on first" holy cow that is an amazing refrence
Evandill: There's a war, it's proabably fine.
Juliamon: Mentorr's your handler
gamercat88: nope Mentor is the Emperor
djalternative: upcoming war in a fantasy setting? Summon the Isakai protagonist!
Despoiler98: no Alex you can totally stereotype
BrindleBoar: don't judge an evil book by its flesh cover, Alex
ExhaustedElox: It's right there in the title
AalderFlawn: Zargon looks like a pissed off Santa.
TheR676767: Villainquest, actually is the name
noSmokeFire: Ben, I like your energy
chickenace11: That was given to him by the govenment
JoTyler: he earned that title, dammit
rarermonsters: it's GW Ben, you ARE the bad guys
Nigouki: Julian Assange looks like that wizard now
FerociousPeach: It's how he introduces himself at parties
sonic_danno: he controls monsters literally called chaos warriors
aussie_rob_w: Zargon totally gave himself that title.
lighting_bolt_123: fucking liberals lol jkjkjk
TheWarbo: we will never actully get to the game lol
caulderjof: I don't think it's stereotyping when his facebook photo is him in front of an army of monsters.
sonic_danno: I bet he has a wallet that says "Bad wizard"
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Sanaj: slytqItsfine
DarkNacht: Wait. Why is Mentor dressed up like Zargon?
accountmadeforants: Zargon just really wants to up the monsters' synergy. He's got a whole lotta plans
JoTyler: theres skin burned into the hilt
Pal_Friendpatine: Oo Mansions of Madness would be a good Long Game
Sektor88: Regular sword, or karate sword? Kappa
abaoa_qu: A villian is just the other team's hero
rarermonsters: Not kidding: this is a GW game and an ongoing motif of their game is that the main human Empire are actually fascist villains
traveller800: Oh god...stab kileld teddy
Kramburger: The blade judges it's weilder
forlornhope22: Very SoulEater
AgFlame: Great, it's excalibur
thindalNZ: why are temples always ruined? Whose in charge of temple maintenance?
lighting_bolt_123: woah
cynimo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:48.
cynimo: hi all
Kramburger: "Are we the monsters?"
JoTyler: chunk no drinking before a job
aussie_rob_w: Oh! This is the setting for that crapshot about it.
caulderjof: Paul is just saying that you're the really scary important stuff.
djalternative: !updog
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Despoiler98: you have to clearly mark your fire exits
ninja_theory_ashrams: the board is like a piano, 88 keys makes infinite possibilities
TehAmelie: imagine if the map was replaced with this one https://i.imgur.com/nIf2kkf.png
blast__femur: split up, gang!
AalderFlawn: Rule of thumb. All the bad stuff happens in the center. Like Mosh pits.
ExhaustedElox: Don't do the Beej strategy!!!
SpookySpaghooti: Amelie that map makes me want to barf
TehAmelie: just one dungeon now, but it will take literal years to crawl
fakegamerb0y: Good to see Phen back in the party, alive and well :P
BITs19_ has flashbacks to the first episode
TheR676767: split the party (never split the party)
CompletelyUnsure: Bankor's other dad is Phen
iSmartMan1: Oh no...I just remembered about Ben and opening doors...
accountmadeforants: TehAmelie I'm torn between "Oh no" and "Oh YES"
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m pretty sure this is going to be played differently than my dad and I used to. Like correctly by LRR, btw
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rynolaw: Woo, got my baker's dozen
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djalternative: naming the mosters after chat members is an interesting idea
iSmartMan1: GO DENNIS
korvys: "Trap roomba"
orbitaltuna: weast?
ExhaustedElox: Over/under on how many traps Stab sets off?
iSmartMan1: Get Ye Flask!
Naitoshadou: It kinda is interesting...
AalderFlawn: Stab not go directions
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kanimaras: This is like door heaven
zuchen_120: I feel like I’m missing out, not knowing about Dennis.
Swamplor: Isn't Ben too young for HomeStar?
sonic_danno: Now im just sitting her wondering why you cant get ye flask?
Rockario: HomeStar is timeless
Pal_Friendpatine: Spoop
noSmokeFire: "are there any monsters out here?" "...no"
iSmartMan1: Oh wow, new dice!
djalternative: no one is too young for homestar
blast__femur: I'm younger than Ben and I know homestar, so I'll hazard a "no"
ayirbudd: like homestar runner?
Kraest: Apparently Zargon's name outside of the US version is "Morcar" and I don't know which one is more funny sounding. XD
haliberdk: those are some sick dices PogChamp
JoTyler: MORCAR... ok stop car
AalderFlawn: This game is 30 years old? God I'm old.
TehAmelie: beep beep BEEP
Rhynerd: “We need More Car”
Kraest: @JoTyler What do we need? MOR-CAR!
Rhynerd: “Alright, I’ll go get Morcar”
Naitoshadou: Featherweight FTW
MechaKuuga: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:53.
sonic_danno: did they go over which spells the wizard and elf have?
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TehAmelie: that's an even more ridiculous name than KOS-MOS, i thought it was impossible
haliberdk: It's not easy being green FeelsBadMan
ky0dar: What magic does Cam and Ben have?
cynimo: ok why is the background graphic the long game instead of afk? has soemthing changed with the new streaming schedule?
iSmartMan1: Oh no, not the treasure search
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ky0dar: @cynimo because this isnt afk
Kraest: @TehAmelie Counterpoint: Kos-mos is an AWESOME name XD
ExhaustedElox: FINALLY they search for traps
iSmartMan1: @cynimo Yes, this is now the stream for long-term games, like Pandemic Legacy
Rhynerd: @cynimo April started a new streaming schedule.
traveller800: the ceilings behaivour is MOST SUSPICIOUS
Nigouki: Zapsworth remembers the ceiling
Dread_Pirate_Westley: What kind of adventurers are these? Looking at the ceiling?
Thatwasademo: This is the time slot for The Long Game, but the right people aren't here for Pandemic Legacy, so we're continuing Hero Quest today instead
azureHaights: Chunk, the Dwarven Kit
Thatwasademo: because it's close enough
cynimo: thanks all so heroquest is considered the motehr of all legacy games?
Pteraspidomorphi: They're adventurers, not gamers
Texan_Reverend: @cynimo This is a new show for long-run games like the Legacy games and Hero Quest. Games which will get played multiple weeks in a row, or repeatedly over a course of months.
TheWarbo: afk is still basically the same time, Wednesday evenings (moonbase time)
Despoiler98: BODIED
JoTyler: ohey found a trap!
Thatwasademo: It's the first longform game LRR did on AFK, so I guess?
traveller800: he took an arrow to the knee
orionsrise1: one down, three to go!
Milambus: Hi LRR, Hi Chat
NarishmaReborn: wizard now at 75%
TehAmelie: i can taste key lime pie
ky0dar: What magic does everyone have?
Thatwasademo: Longform isn't necessarily just games with "Legacy" in the name and permanent component alteration
ContingentCat: Hi everyone, I see G's been let out of the editing mines
Despoiler98: do it keep it in or take it out?!?!??!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ohai folks. what's habbading in here?
HesGotNoPants: if cam dies I'm going to get sushi
TheWarbo: Long Game isn't "legacy," it's "games with multiple plays/scenarios, which existed long before the legacy subgenre" appeared
JoTyler: lmao jump it and leave it for everyone else
orionsrise1: technically that is Zapsworth's clone
northos: well maybe you just haven't tried that jump hard enough Paul :P
TheWarbo: note to self that's not how quote marks work
Tempest2097: Oh man that is a good helmet Alex.
Tempest2097: Everyone's hat game on point today.
TheWarbo: The Long Hatsm'n
Pal_Friendpatine: @thewarbo I think they are fine
SpookySpaghooti: hey hey what have I missed since the stream proper started?
Miss_Katherine: just got here, is the Long Game an additional timeslot for boardgames?
TehAmelie: Stab stabbed a goblin
SachielOne: I mean, if he's still I Ottawa I can hunt Ian down and SKype him in...
JoTyler: they killed an orc and found a suspiciousceiling tile
noSmokeFire: and everything is trapped
splatty1: weird, usually it is the square right outside of the door Kappa
JoTyler: and zapsworth got shot with an arrow
traveller800: @SpookySpaghooti an orc getting killed...suspicious walls and celings and zapsworth has an arrow in his brain
TheWarbo: Pal_Friendpatine I meant to close it after "scenarios," but for some reason I habitually close quotes late
HesGotNoPants: @sachielone he sick too
flatluigi: @Miss_Katherine specifically, games like heroquest or the legacy games that have something like an ongoing narrative or continuity
orionsrise1: @tehamelie actually it was an orc! lrrSPOT
gamercat88: dont trust the wall, its a mimic
Pal_Friendpatine: LOL @thewarbo it’s all good :)
Izandai: Wow, Paul makes a really good Tim.
Miss_Katherine: flatluigi ty
Nigouki: i'm assuming Zapsworth is a ghola who remembers his past deaths
sonic_danno: Zapsworth goes on overwatch
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: aw, its Mr Bear and the silly screaming goat
Pal_Friendpatine: @loadingreadyrun No marker to go on the board for “found” traps?
JoTyler: nope they don't get marked
JoTyler: just pointed out
Nigouki: i believe the manual specifically says not to mark them
UnknownGerm: UHH
caulderjof: The book insists that players have to remember where traps are.
Nigouki: to force players to remember
TehAmelie: remember, you can search for treasure on any square and thin the deck of treasure cards until there's only trap cards left
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JoTyler: centipedes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Garbage chute!
Pal_Friendpatine: Mmm memory
Alness49: He found where the privy empties
SpookySpaghooti: Ben's sunglasses are amazing
noSmokeFire: I just realized I *have* Paul's hat here
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Laundry chute for elementals
itomeshi: It's a Thwomp.
JoTyler: at least it's not a Lurker
haliberdk: the unlimited falling block tile monkaS
splatty1: we found sen's funhouse?
SpookySpaghooti: thats where they keep the simic slaw!
UnknownGerm: URF
GDwarf: Seems more like a thwimp
aClonedPickle: but less dangerous, so a thwimp
traveller800: its teeth
Chartle: just to flexx
TheWarbo: and as Paul learned, automation has replaced thwomps
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ExhaustedElox: I hate this game some times...
oyleslyck: Jebaited
TheWarbo: (on Play It Forward)
TehAmelie: dwarves are permeable except for their beards
ZeroArcana: "appears to be"
Izandai: Oh my god, I just remembered Adam's delivery of "You rolled the dice on freezer salad!?!?!?" and how it's the best thing ever.
JoTyler: got stuck in the orc puddle
Stellapacifica: "The room appears to be empty" are some of the worst words in DnD
noSmokeFire: they watched their friend gets stabbed and they just *stood* there/
grandmaspocket: I always hate "what's your passive perception?"
TehAmelie: orcs have no friends, only meat shields
Gekyouryuu: Stab know only fight
caulderjof: I'm starting to see why no one has bothered to come get this sword.
Kramburger: "You know, I just don't see monsters"
Izandai: Graham saw the monsters and just shouted "RAAAGH!!!" but with Stab that could mean almost anything.
RassilonDND: which version of enor are we on this time?
Chartle: cam you have a dice tray like right there
Gekyouryuu: insert Dio and Jotaro "oh? you're approaching me?" meme here
UnknownGerm: give 'em the stick!
azureHaights: "I cast Lauder's Diagonal Poke"
ExhaustedElox: He had enough movement to get around the corner
JoTyler: POP
Znazl: BEN
Izandai: That's too far?
UnknownGerm: Wow, ben
Kramburger: Zapsworth looking at the blood on his hands
Kraest: lrrWOW
ghostvalv: too soon
J_Rey15: Abbot and Costell-Orc
Alness49: Now it's just standup
orionsrise1: could Cam see past the orcs?
JoTyler: did he kill the straightman?
Nigouki: i imagine there's a gentle poke, a few seconds pause and then just blood mist
macintose: not zhee sshtick
ExhaustedElox: Doesn't the Elf have a crossbow?
StormDraylor: elf on overwatch
oyleslyck: That's XCOM
ThePnutGallery: lol overwatch, hero com
Kramburger: Cam's eye is twitching
MaladyDark: gah. i am late to the stream!
haliberdk: I love XCom, just miss 99 and aliens hit 1%
Izandai: Correct. XCOM is fair. Actually, legitimately, fair. It's just that every other game cheats in your favor.
MWGNZ: that's the main complaint about xcom "it's too fair"
Maddrius: @MaladyDark only just started, you haven't missed much!
TehAmelie: those who wield Mentor's toys will be brought by degrees to wield Zargon's sword
DarkNacht: Paul is being nice not just killing Cam immediately
EOstby: <joker voice> That's the thing about XCOM. It's fair. </joker voice>
StormDraylor: Zug Zug
rarermonsters: Xv
Izandai: "Those who wield the devil's toys... Will receive a free sword, aw sweet!"
PixelSavage: I feel like either the Barbarian or the Dwarf should have been named "Kronch" for one episode
Izandai: *who play with goddammit TehAmelie
underhill33: lrrWOW
ExhaustedElox: GRAHAM!
Kramburger: OUT, STARK
Nigouki: hahahaha
korvys: lrrWOW
ninja_theory_ashrams: le sigh, stark
ExhaustedElox: YES!!!
Izandai: GOTTEM
TehAmelie: :p
ExhaustedElox: I love this!
Blasteg: BOOM
NarishmaReborn: womp womp
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: sorry, what did G say?
Jigokuro: lrrFINE
Kramburger: lrrCOW
traveller800: WOMP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: all around me are familiar faces
WitherManX27: Has anyone found the brode sode yet?
MKHGOP1: @LoadingReadyRun what is this
Kramburger: The Dark Litch McAlister
Juliamon: MKHGOP1 Hero Quest
TehAmelie: The Pale Prince Kevin
traveller800: oh god, the creepy doll
hivefleetdarknell: so happy to see this back
Izandai: Single large block falls on Graham's head, he makes a face, it cracks in half and falls off to reveal a hump growing on top of his head.
accountmadeforants: This Thwomp was made for me!
Izandai: Lifting up his helmet.
traveller800: @accountmadeforants *shakes* creepy doll is staring at me...what do I do?
AerialPosterior: !uptime
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Spacecarl: I guess the room is to get you to go into that trap
Izandai: Weird how searching for doors, treasure, and traps are all different–dammit Graham, beat me to it.
StarFreak359: Do we look this dumb on comms?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Kalpho: I’m a dwarf, not a miracle worker
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noSmokeFire: Pita from Hunger Games?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: when you play fallout and ignore putting points in perception
RealGamerCow: Oh, I remember the OP crossbow now.
traveller800: @Kalpho dammit, jim, I;m a dwarf, not a miracle worker
margieargie: *Orc crashes through the wall* Oh yeeeeah!
accountmadeforants: traveller800 Objective: Survive.
Izandai: The range of a crossbow is "long".
orionsrise1: 3
Kalpho: That’s what I was going for
grgriffin3: "see" me. "Feel" me.
FreeSol9900: touch me, hear me?
Evandill: Triggerdiscipline!
Izandai: I've never really gotten why it's bad to dry fire bows.
Kramburger: The Wizard needs to poop
ThePnutGallery: i want to play this soo bad, internet take my money
traveller800: @accountmadeforants he's staring harder....
FreeSol9900: The energy from the tension has nowhere to go, so it goes into the ends of the string where it causes minute tears
Kalpho: Red wizard needs to poop badly
orionsrise1: @thepnutgallery get ready to she'll out some bucks
FreeSol9900: which weaken it, lowering its lifespan
Earthenone: toilets cannot be used by wizards
TehAmelie: i don't know if that applies to crossbows, or maybe it's even worse
CaptainSpam: Everyone complains when the American versions of games are easier, and then they turn around and complain when they're harder, too! There's just no pleasing these people! Kappa
JoTyler: get angrier, zapsworth!
Metox01: I DM. A player found a +1 Longbow. I rolled on the quirk table. The +1 Longbow is "Loud". That means it makes a loud random noise whenever it's used. We've decided that noise is "Boingoingoing!"
Blade_Tiger: "Hummaroo" sounds like an NSFW thing
Izandai: @FreeSol9900 Does an arrow really provide that much resistance?
J_Rey15: Needs to change his name to Singeworth to be more effective with fire
noSmokeFire: the trap's vision is based primarily on movement
orionsrise1: Ben has the right idea I believe
Kalpho: Need a Stab size bag of sand
FreeSol9900: yes, it's a pretty efficient system when it comes to shedding energy into the projectile
Evandill: It's like a Half A press!
underhill33: hon hon hon
Izandai: @FreeSol9900 Huh. The more you know.
cynimo: so, quick question (and please ignore this if it's incovenient) when will we get the wrestlemania sidewalk slam?
Decaped: Stab just wrecks.
Earthenone: when it is done being edited, it was filmed already
ThePnutGallery: @otionsrise1 i am looking now, oh boi
thefileclerk: blood spraying on grass
keeperboy000: playing the long game i see...
traveller800: unfortunately he crossed during the green light and was ran over by a minecart
TheMicah21: What dp the numbers above their name mean?
TheMicah21: do*
Rhynerd: That’s their health
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JoTyler: thats their health
Thatwasademo: the amount of Body Points they have left
TheMicah21: thank you
Thatwasademo: when you run out of Body Points you die
Despoiler98: HOW DARE
TehAmelie: mommy!
ninja_theory_ashrams: are you my mummy?
Maddrius: ruh roh
Kramburger: His lying voice also know as his regular voice
Alness49: Are you my mummy?
traveller800: Its old man wilson, dressed as a mummy again
cynimo: when yozu run out of body points you get BODIED
TehAmelie: man if the monsters here were Scooby Doo villains they'd get soo stabbed
GDwarf: Um
Izandai: WHOA
Maddrius: uh
Despoiler98: WHOA WHOA WHOA
iSmartMan1: OH NOOO
Nightvalien28: WOW
MWGNZ: rayfkWelp
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait what?
ExhaustedElox: Here comes Chaos!
StarFreak359: "Are you guys doing stuff?" *finds a mummy* "No!"
sylphide_spirit: ooof
Kramburger: MOTHER OF GOD
Rhynerd: A dwarf’s work is never done.
Grevas13: rip
Tempest2097: OH FUCK
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
brainiac4: lrrFINE
Rhynerd: WHAT?
ninja_theory_ashrams: activate, super runnaway
StarFreak359: Oh no.
FlannelShirtEnthusist: eep
JoTyler: chunk ran into it at crotch height
drcthulu: * shutsdoor behind him, nobody there guys
Nigouki: they just have really, really good dungeon camo
Kramburger: The Chaos Warrior's Stats read "Fuck You"
JoTyler: then does the pan up
brainiac4: lrrEFF
Alness49: The Chaos Warrior, Chad!
accountmadeforants: You really treasure that Chaos Warrior, promise!
Rhynerd: That’s why people don’t visit here often!
GDwarf: "Now listen here, God!" is a good line
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhh shoot. what's the exclamation for immediately leaving?
TheWarbo: Two Chunks out of Chunk (II)
deathrite_sharkman: nicenicenicenicenice
Rhynerd: It’s just full of wandering Chaos Warriors
margieargie: Time for Chunk III?
Kramburger: I want Adam to Waldorf and Statler all LRR streams
TehAmelie: Chunk is a heckin chonk
Kalpho: He was sitting on the Thompson
orionsrise1: punch that chunk! oops wrong stream
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Skrrt! thank you
Kalpho: Thwamp
cynimo: @SydPreviouslyHeadache brave brave sir robin, sir robin ran away!
orionsrise1: yupp
lighting_bolt_123: are these normal 6sided dices?
Tempest2097: What was that ping noise
Rhynerd: Thwomp’d?
FreeSol9900: what was that noise
Aenir798: what was that
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: MAWP
BITs19_: mawp?
orionsrise1: stopped on any trap
FreeSol9900: it was juicy
Grevas13: running iwth a concussion
Aenir798: was that sound a trap activating
Nigouki: cam's staff into mic?
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Nigouki: did sound like a metal thunk
deathrite_sharkman: with a periscope
Erudite_Cynic: m1 garand ping
Rhynerd: Good thing I’m on a delay.
accountmadeforants laughs in speakers
kitsunestudios: Someone playing tiddlywinks with loonies near the mic.
Rhynerd: Right after I say that the stream auto-catches-up
cynimo: have their been any homebrew items for the wizard or is cam forever doomed to never get anything?
FreeSol9900: hold attack action isn't a thing? weeeeak
DarkNacht: go open the doort
TehAmelie: that seems like something ranged weapons should be able to do at least
TheWarbo: "Three Chaos Warriors in a Trenchcoat"
CompletelyUnsure: @cynimo I wouldn't be surprised if there is. This game has been homebrewed to death. I don't think they're using any however.
Ender524: He can't see because of the sunglasses!
FreeSol9900: do chaos warriors have eyes? it's not explicit
Arcbound_Twerker: The best thing about Hero Quest are the dice
Rhynerd: Didn’t some of the expansions also have wizard equipment?
Nigouki: aww cmon, you could find GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
CrazymattCaptain: search!
Milambus: is there anything good in the deck?
azureHaights: A dog statue.
Ender524: or a chaos warrior
orionsrise1: greed monster
Tempest2097: WOW
MadAboutVideoGames: Do eeeet
flatluigi: good job adam
deathrite_sharkman: haha
korvys: It does make sense - Because you put dangers back in, the deck gets more and more dangerous - if you just put them on the bottom, it doesn't change until it becomes 100% danger
traveller800: or 1000 pounds of mozarella cheese
JoTyler: ahahahaha
Tempest2097: 10/10
Nightvalien28: wow
Chartle: well it means that you don't end up with a whole stack of baddies on the bottom
blip2004: Yes
Kramburger: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
MechaKuuga: WHY
ninja_theory_ashrams: YESSSS
Tempest2097: C'moon
ExhaustedElox: I hate this game sometimes...
NarishmaReborn: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Tempest2097: Chaos warrior
Koshindan: This is why Paul was fine with them searching.
FreeSol9900: lrr_greed
JoTyler: you have chosen...poorly
StarFreak359: Ben the betrayer!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: OH JEEZ
flatluigi: adam the chaos warrior
Nigouki: God, aka Zargon's assistant
meowzhuxi: lrrGREED lrrGREED
Pteraspidomorphi: Adam secretly works for Zargon
nurovi: jrhwhiNeverLucky
Kalpho: Remember who shuffled
flamboyancyofsquirrels: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 53:13.
FreeSol9900: greed greed greeeeeeeded
CrazymattCaptain: benginTraitor
Pal_Friendpatine: Inter-dimensional monsters
Alness49: "How long were you there?" "About a hour"
TehAmelie: "hwifferino" is my favorite new word of the day
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun If you don't shuffle, nothing changes until the deck suddenly becomes 100% traps and monsters, and there's no possible treasure left.
Gekyouryuu: he's been standing still? oh, he's Drax
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TheWarbo: Weener, the Elf?
FreeSol9900: !next
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DarkNacht: fireball the whole room
Blasteg: remember that statue at the entrance? It's LIVING!
Tempest2097: Whoa now, I didn't sign up for this!
MadAboutVideoGames: No Cam run to another room and search
samwonk: No worries, once you deal with the chaos warriors you just have to deal with the... actual adventure.
JoTyler: has to perform the whole play
Tempest2097: DON'T USE ME ON THE CHAOS WARRIOR
Taveena: DO YOUR JOB.
deathrite_sharkman: !advice
LRRbot: You must convert taxmen back into entertainers.
Rhynerd: We will honor your sacrifice.
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big_large: A whole stream dedicated to campaign games? It's like you want to make content your fans like...
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deathrite_sharkman: lrrbot wat
FreeSol9900: take a ride, m8
TehAmelie: stellar Lrrbot
Rhynerd: As you distract the Chaos Warrior.
Tempest2097: Remember me as I was!
Nigouki: is that LRRbot advice from Civilization?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: indeed, LRRbot might be onto something there
Tempest2097: Not as shredded as I will be.
Driosenth: do monsters activate traps?
Omthebox: I can't wait to see Tempest2098 next stream Kappa
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JoTyler: mummy scolds the barbarian for going adventuring without a jacket
Tempest2097: @Omthebox LUL
sonic_danno: are you giving us what we want t?
TheWarbo: this is an interesting carry-on from that troll during LRRMtG
itomeshi: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
traveller800: @JoTyler and forces him to...EAT HIS GREEENS
gamercat88: yeet
Stellapacifica: yeeti
FreeSol9900: I'm imagining all of this a cheap crappy larp now - this chaos warrior is just sort-of slowly walk-spinnning in place
Kramburger: Return of the Yet-i
shinumei: 6/6/6
JoTyler: @traveller800 no running with your sword indoors!
Ender524: moon walk back
TehAmelie: headcanon accepted. the adventure is actually just LARP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh what are those... are they kebabs? the meat spinning on the vertical skewer, and heaters on the sides
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and it rotates
traveller800: the broad swoad
Pteraspidomorphi: broadswooood
WitherManX27: BRODE SODE
Ender524: lrrFINE
Halinn: brode swoad
cuzuki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
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strafekicker: Wow, Hero Quest - this brings me back...
azureHaights: Bird Sird
gawag_: broeid
Pal_Friendpatine: Shwarma? @sydpreviouslyheadache
Arcbound_Twerker: The best thing about Hero Quest are the miniatures
Brok3nGol3m: "I'm kiting them"
Alness49: The Bro-ad Swole-d, as handed down from Brodin himself!
deathrite_sharkman: !badadvice
LRRbot: Force the portmanteau.
margieargie: Run away into a dead end, great idea!
MadAboutVideoGames: Search more rooms Ben
CranstonSnord: Leeroy Jenkins!
deathrite_sharkman: bwahaha
caulderjof: Don't forget to roll stealth so that the second chaos warrior doesn't know you passed behind him. Kappa
iSmartMan1: Remind me, was it Ben or Ian who did shenanigans in past games with doors and treasure searching?
drcthulu: feign death
trilemma85: Sometimes chiding can feel like abandonment.
itomeshi: Druid is for fite!
FreeSol9900: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go right.
Tantaburs: They blame the healer Kappa
Koshindan: They play dead really well.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: !thank you Pal_Friendpatine that's what i was thinking of
kitsunestudios: @Tantaburs accurate
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ohdang that sounds good
gawag_: !goodadvice
drcthulu: if they fail they do it method
Taveena: Cat durid r 4 fite.
Alness49: They role an undead
gawag_: oh
caulderjof: Oh yeah, I missed what spells Ben has.
djalternative: Umezawa's La Jette
BloodnBullets: ablative armor
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrAWESOME @sydpreviouslyheadache
deathrite_sharkman: lrrbot only has bad advice
JoTyler: they have more flesh left than the skeletons
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mrharrydresden: Wooooo best way to celebrate a belated B Day!
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Kramburger: Remember to manage you pets aggro as well, kids
zuchen_120: Your feign death was resisted by Illidan Stormrage. Illidan Stormrage hits you for 14,450 (crushing). You die.
flamboyancyofsquirrels: @ismartman1 That was beej, I believe
margieargie: How do you jump over a thing that falls from the ceiling?
iSmartMan1: @flamboyancyofsquirrels Ah yes, I remember now, thank you for the reminder
TehAmelie: very high perception for a blind guy
JoTyler subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months, currently on a 36 month streak!
JoTyler: <3
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: Didn't get hit this time
100viewbots: HELL him up D:
TehAmelie: goodness gracious
BrindleBoar: not to be confused with fireball
FreeSol9900: fireball was taken?
WitherManX27: That's not Fire of Wrath SMH.
TheWarbo: legally distinct fireball lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Heat Orb
TheR676767: scorch sphere was also taken?
cynimo: 3 am here, happy dungeoneering and see you in the Vod
TheR676767: cinder circle?
deathrite_sharkman: strictly worse fireball
jonasjonIV: tepid oval
TheWarbo: store-branch fireball
orionsrise1: there is the option of running away
TheWarbo: *brand
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caulderjof: I totally want to see the ultra-low budget Heroquest movie they keep describing... maybe after Roadquest?
Maddrius: yikes
Tempest2097: Oh boy
iSmartMan1: OUCH
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well then
Pharmacistjudge: oxidizing oval
TehAmelie: EZ bake oven-temperature egg
ContingentCat: owch
traveller800: the thrown fireball has this expression as it floats to its target lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
StarFreak359: yikes :(
Arcbound_Twerker: The best thing about HeroQuest is the board
jonasjonIV: bye Chunk!
Koshindan: Chunk III soon.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: not lethal
itomeshi: Um.... Chunk (III), how are you?
thefileclerk: i taste blood
iSmartMan1: And the rest of his party? To shreds you say?
TheWarbo: It's the Chunk Punch challenge!
traveller800: chunk is now inchunks
narset6691: chunkIII chunk reborn
FreeSol9900: I can't feel my face when I'm with you... so I'm leaving
StormDraylor: 4 > 2
thefileclerk: chunk is missing chunks
Tantaburs: @TheWarbo Slowclaps
Alness49: Just a jingling sound from the dwarf internals
MirrorTwin: Ahhhh, I love Hero Quest!!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: who's this "we' you refer to?
WitherManX27: Am I late to the fireball jokes? Cause I got the reliable Heated Zocchihedron.
iSmartMan1: What's this "our", kemo sabe?
splatty1: greed was the true enemy all along
ExhaustedElox: This is going to hell in a handbasket so fast
caulderjof: What spells does Ben have? Earth?
djalternative: it's a reverse cyanide pill
caulderjof: Oh yep, said it right after I asked.
flamboyancyofsquirrels: It’s ok, I’m sure the next treasure will be a mass heal
TehAmelie: a healing potion hidden in a fake tooth would actually be pretty sweet
flamboyancyofsquirrels: Someone should probably go look for it
TheR676767: LUL
traveller800: WOMP
Sektor88: NotLikeThis
StarFreak359: Oh, for Bob's sake!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: This trap is doing work
silvalunae: welp, who's ready for a tpk?
TheWarbo: "it's just a 6"
DarkNacht: TPK TPK TPK
RegisTKM: *The gang gets tpk'd*
Ubiki: 1/6 or 3/4
deathrite_sharkman: lrrGOAT unlucky
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dangerous_safety: there wasn't actually a trap there, he just tripped
snowcookies: say no to TPK
caulderjof: The traps are alignment sensitive.
CrazymattCaptain: chunk move?
narset6691: we might need to rename this stream TPK
deathrite_sharkman: g'night chat!
immortallen: Wow
Maddrius: woof
TehAmelie: quad damage!
Maddrius: @deathrite_sharkman night
ContingentCat: I thought the chunk punch was on Saturday?
orionsrise1: run away!
Alness49: #teamchaos
FreeSol9900: gross
silvalunae: g'night chunk
flatluigi: we might need chunk III
korvys: Lungs!
e_bloc: maybe it won't be a long game after all
Keknar: Chunk punch starting early
Bobtheninjagoldfish: New PLan: Leave. Heal up, Come back
splatty1: they are elite chaos warriors who happened to be wandering around the dungeon
TheR676767: The Short Game
Pteraspidomorphi: They should rename the slot :D
TehAmelie: hoho
randomino5: CHUNK PUUUUUUNCH
Rhynerd: This is a bad day for chunk.
subrand0m: Chunk needs to RUN
ANeMzero: Wait, so if this is punch-a-chunk, does that mean... #BlameJames?
accountmadeforants: So there's a Chunk III, right?
wordswords1: this is a good way to have someone new every week. Just kill chunk and rotate his player
JoTyler: they kind of do that anyway haha
kitsunestudios: ahahah...ooooh
Jake_the_guy: <3chunk
itomeshi: The body points you still have are the loot!
Chartle: the real loot was the friends we made along the way
flatluigi: won't get fooled again
TheWarbo: !findquote fool
LRRbot: Quote #5507: "Get tender, fools!" —Jacob [2018-11-11]
Rhynerd: The names may change, the players too, but there will always be an elf, a dwarf, a barbarian, and a wizard to fight Zargon’s machinations.
Diabore: shame on the man who fools a fool
gawag_: get fooled again
HesGotNoPants: holy crap chunk is the dying friend
gawag_: YEAHHHHH
flamboyancyofsquirrels: Not with that attitude, G
kitsunestudios: Tenderization has occurred
SquirrelEarl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
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kitsunestudios: Followed by tendonization.
Rhynerd: I thought the elf was meant to be the dying friend.
somewhatclever_: Any updates on QWERP line?
swanky_pants20: Alex why
haliberdk: that's a twisted hope
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Given that you've already been shot several times, that seems unlikely.
Nightvalien28: you know the party is fucked when the wizard is braver than the warrior
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notbigolefloppydongs: hey guys
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
gawag_: brode sode op
swanky_pants20: YEAH
Banrael: cheer100 So many nice hats. Heya all. :D
Rhynerd: Get broded, chaos warrior!
Nigouki: *one hour later*
flamboyancyofsquirrels: Hurray...
MadAboutVideoGames: As a reward you may search for treasure
ExhaustedElox: Now I know why Zapsworth is so over these assholes
splatty1: now back to the adventure after that filler quest Kappa
haliberdk: the treasure is a lie
Jake_the_guy: you could get a boat?
DarkNacht: Ok now that you found all the monsters everything else is treasure right?
RebekahWSD: Ohno
FreeSol9900: Thank goodness for you, Adam
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Party!
NimrodXIV: Party!
TheWarbo: Don't split that party
RebekahWSD: "You are invited...to DIE"
samwonk: I love being invited to parties!
flamboyancyofsquirrels: Adam gets it
iSmartMan1: Is it a...MONSTER PARTY???
gawag_: he's a vampire probably
HesGotNoPants: you guys never said "wyrmwood gaming, the bones of trees and the skins of beasts"
ogundiety: Please assume the party submission position!
orionsrise1: this quest has to be finished before you move on so this is a great level to quick search then flee until you get the stuff you need
Kramburger: Alex is a generour lover
Kramburger: *generous
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
satansnephew2099: a double nentendo
samwonk: Just don't RSVP and everything will be fine.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: cam omg
Pal_Friendpatine: What are the win conditions? Find the blade?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Boy
TehAmelie: Brick Tamlin is my hero
Eklinaar: so three PS3s and double nintendos?
seth_erickson: Adam's still around right
orbitaltuna: double nintendos? what a nerd
Maddrius: skeles!
EOstby: Does that make it a Super Nintendo?
TheR676767: geeze
RebekahWSD: This was a bone party!
NimrodXIV: uhhhhhhhhh
traveller800: spooky scary skeletons
snowcookies: Adam is the tech
Texan_Reverend: Re-opening that 90s Nintendo/Sega argument there, Alex.
Maddrius: you've caught me between forms
margieargie: It's the Bone Zone!
SquareDotCube: Found the skeleton closet!
gamercat88: not safe for twitch
Blade_Tiger: The textures are still loading
Alness49: "Have you seen my brothers?"
Buxx345: The BONE ZONE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Just barged in on this skeleton locker room
caulderjof: That skeleton is the stripper they hired.
FreeSol9900: #missing_texture
TehAmelie: maan skeletons are the worst too
ContingentCat: TOS
Rhynerd: Oh, it’s this kind of party lrrBEEJ
seth_erickson: ahh that's what I thought but wasn't around to figure out for sure if that was the case
Foxmar320: I have video of that Graham
Alness49: Smash cut to bleached skeleton
iSmartMan1: Seeing an unpainted skeleton next to the painted ones makes me really appreciate the skill of Cam or whoever painted them
Sektor88: That happened in a Dynasty Warriors gmae I played once. So many dudes some of the attack animation efects weren't going off enigmaLUL
Pal_Friendpatine: He’s the special skin skeleton. The elite skeleton
FreeSol9900: freshly modeled skeleton
RealGamerCow: Can you just close the door?
haliberdk: Shiny skeleton
TheR676767: *opens door* *shuts door*
Ubiki: 1...2...4!
swanky_pants20: bone zone, ooh paul
HesGotNoPants: @seth_erickson adam got food but they have Vince McMann
grandmaspocket: deep in the bone zone
Kramburger: Surprising use of tactics from Stab
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: lobbest it toward thy foe?
orionsrise1: back slowly away
Kramburger: Baaaack it up
TheWanderingNomad: @RealGamerCow - In the HeroQuest universe you can onlyu open doors not close them
accountmadeforants: Wait I just went to get some water and now there's just so many scythes
forlornhope22: a scyth is a terrible idea anyway.
Nigouki: can skelingtons attack diagonally?
ventusenders1: This isn't the bathroom.
JoTyler: doors have a binary state of closed or nonexistent
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
Rhynerd: Scythes do not make for efficient weapons.
kitsunestudios: Harden up for the bone zone.
FreeSol9900: !badadvice
LRRbot: Interact with the axe.
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Juliamon: You open doors in Hero Quest the same as in Munchkin: you kick them down
kitsunestudios: Thanks Lrrbot
gamercat88: if it lasts more than 4 turns consider seeing a doctor
notbigolefloppydongs: yo yo
traveller800: wait...TEETH?
aldruon: Yay heroquest! also yay Alex, i feel like i miss everything alex is in.
Kramburger: I wanna Rock! SKIN! I waaaant to Rock! SKIN!
Agu_Sakku: Kick in the door, wave in the fore-fore
gawag_: *record scratch*
FreeSol9900: shoulda brought a hand-drill - drill a small hole in the door to look through
Kramburger: Magic, Adam
caulderjof: There are two kinds of potions in the treasure deck.
TehAmelie: five defense dice. . .what are even the odds of taking a hit?
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truehippy: Just loged in late but if games like this are the new thursday thenIm happy LRR into Critical Role. Best day ever. Happy Thordak critters
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orionsrise1: 4 points or roll a red die
ContingentCat: because don't worry about it
Arcbound_Twerker: its like casting "Life 3"
caulderjof: One heals 4 HP and one heals 1d6.
Chartle: they're like cyanide teeth but healing
accountmadeforants: They all have those beer caps
sonic_danno: molar implants
Kalpho: Zelda fairy in a bottle
kitsunestudios: You fall on them and the glass shards allow the potion to enter subcutaniously through the wounds.
dangerous_safety: potion on a dead man's switch LUL
JoTyler: all their meat is gone and their bones are old and brittle
Texan_Reverend: And then vampires!
JoTyler: mummy
JoTyler: drier
traveller800: @JoTyler back in those days, diets were taken REALLY serious
Kramburger: I thought that the implication was that the longer they've been dead, the more powerful they are
Tempest2097: Zombies are a bit damper
Tantaburs: mummies are just People Jerky
DarkNacht: Zombies rot
haliberdk: what about a freshly made mummy?
ContingentCat: Zombies tend to be fresher, haven't dried out
Brok3nGol3m: guyjudgeZombeav guyjudgeZombeav guyjudgeZombeav
FreeSol9900: seasoned, er... ripened
GlennSeto: !updog
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TehAmelie: i make it about 3% chance of the skeletons hitting Stab
GlennSeto: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:18:07.
thekanadier: If I could plop a 24 of brew beside their table, I totally would
meowzhuxi: If both skele attacks hit the chance of blocking is 1-(2/3 * 2/3 * 2/3) = 70%
kitsunestudios: @Tempest2097 Ambulatory Arby's.
orbitaltuna: so would an undead ham be the strongest according to the meat spectrum?
thekanadier: these adventurers need some liquid courage!
FlannelShirtEnthusist: oh god
iSmartMan1: Someone SHOULD draw that!
Kramburger: The Mummy throws it's own liver in a jar at you
Rhynerd: I’d play that game.
gawag_: I'm definitely using that in my next campaign
Alness49: Mummiiii!
Rhynerd: Or at least watch somebody else play it.
2Flower: katesTry
notbigolefloppydongs: lol
gamercat88: stab scythed stepped that one
Rhynerd: “I have some scything remarks to make.”
Kramburger: Next turn: Hey, scythe THIS on for size... DAMMIT"
djalternative: Try this one on for scythe Mr. Bond!
ventusenders1: "Try this on for Scythe"
Sektor88: hodor Kappa
TheR676767: Hold the door... open
Katakas_Yule: "I'm Scythed to meet you"
djalternative: power pole?
Chartle: or pinocchio lying really fast
TehAmelie: now i want to make a comic about skeleton constantly failing to make terrible bone puns
caulderjof: Lightning bolt... not for heroes anyway.
splatty1: can that staff be used as a hydraulic press with a bracing wall? Kappa
ButterBall000: Power Pole Extend!
Sektor88: @djalternative considering dragonball was base doff journey to the west, yes
traveller800: chunk...in the words of piccalo...don;t forget to DOOOODGE
Jigokuro: I'm imagining a conga line of skeletons with one on the side playing its ribs like a xylaphone
margieargie: Lightning Bolt: Cannot be used by the wizard.
gawag_: bolt the... skeleton?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: uhh
TheWarbo blinks
korvys: Goodbye
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Jake_the_guy: YAY
FreeSol9900: the wizard can move, cast his three things, and sticky-poke. What more do you need lol >__<
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun throw chunk at the monster as a distraction
niccus: mmmm big texture
TheWarbo: overchunk
caulderjof: Oh right, Cam CAN cast two spells a turn if he wants to burn through them even quicker.
Rhynerd: Can you buy healing potions or do you have to search dungeons for them?
2Flower: ripcheer100 Sick chunks, yo.
TehAmelie: shouldn't have had that huge hornet hat, Chunk
TehAmelie: *horned
flatluigi: WOW
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Stellapacifica: Did he just clipozine Alex?
Erudite_Cynic: waoaoaoaw
caulderjof: @Rhynerd Find them, but I think the expansions have them in the store?
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Alness49: Just loaded the bow with cheese strings
Koshindan: A quarrel over crossbow ammo.
Decaped: Chunk 2 coming close to being incremented.
TheWanderingNomad: Oooh when did we get new wooden dice?
DarkNacht: I'll show you how its done, how does this wor?
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Technic_AL: It puts the arrow in or it gets the hose again
FreeSol9900: unlock the bolt, pull to the rear, push forward then rotate back into the locked position to chamber a round. Aim down sights, align with enemy, apply slow steady pressure to the trigger and let the recoil surprise you
ContingentCat: @TheWanderingNomad a while ago, this is the first time we've used them though, featherweight made them
Banrael: Gyroquest is more filling
Spacecarl: Zapsworth was a hero that other game where he soloed the place after you all left him to die
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FreeSol9900: Die as a free action
kitsunestudios: I love these Chaos warriors are just high pressure fluids in armor.
DarkNacht: !findquote die
LRRbot: Quote #2098: "OK, that plan isn't working. I've determined that by dying 10 times." —Paul [2016-03-14]
FreeSol9900: how do we add that to bad advice
FreeSol9900: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the axe.
Juliamon: !findquote free action
LRRbot: Quote #5195: "Cursing someone's existence is a free action." —Beej [2018-07-23]
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: fitness
Diabore: uhhhhhhh
DarkMorford: One more
DarkMorford: ?
HesGotNoPants: if cam dies I go get sushi
Milambus: Search!
TheWarbo: !findquote uhh
LRRbot: Quote #2014: "*crunch* These are awful. *crunch* Uhhh... *crunch* These are unpleasant. *crunch* Awww.. Uhh Awww... Guh... *crunch* Mmmm... That's not good." —Cameron [2016-03-02]
ventusenders1: Open more doors...all the doors
FreeSol9900: "use" the ballista
drdudeman: @loadingreadyrun I love the all the get ups but I think Bens is the best
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oof
grandmaspocket: Cam is rocking that headband tho
FreeSol9900: pity that wasn't an attack
Sektor88: cam plz
SydPreviouslyHeadache: awww
Jake_the_guy: Nope nope nope
sjcTheos: (puke)
underhill33: hurk
azureHaights: "vomit VOMIT vomit vomit vomit" -- Alex
demonic_celery: ooo, thats some nice old school wyrmwood product there
ContingentCat: that uhhhhh activated my google assistant somehow
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Skeletons don't have to worry about dander allergens
DoodlestheGreat: The Heartbreak of Psoriasis.
FreeSol9900: weelcome to Skelescythe spa and retreat
TehAmelie: Skeletons hate our skin, and love it
traveller800: )projectile vomits) DAMMIT CAM
ContingentCat: thanks I hate it
kitsunestudios: I'd be more worried about getting de-foliated
Decaped: Stab has been playing Sekiro
TheManaLeek: The Google Assistant has been activated. The uprising is night.
TheManaLeek: *nigh
niccus: ok google search for treasure
Raiger: Dangit Graham, now you got my google going :P
Chartle: the uprising is NI
azureHaights: @underhill33 Wait, is THAT why Alex's Krogslist character is named Herk
ContingentCat: "uhhhhhh" google thought I needed help
ContingentCat: it may not have been wrong to be fair
FreeSol9900: is that a weed? I'm calling the police
StarFreak359: No wonder Paul is the villain.
sonic_danno: lrrFRUMP
Jake_the_guy: I wonder if you could make a google assistant into a game (like a visual novel but via speech)
Foxmar320: This is why he's Paul
TehAmelie: is going "ummmmmmm" the voice activated assistant equivalent of sticky keys?
JoTyler: they do do that actually
saultybois: !badadvice
LRRbot: Firm belief!
JoTyler: our alexa has choose your own adventures
Jake_the_guy: oh thats cool
Decaped: that's an odd bad advice
traveller800: RUN CHUNK
StarFreak359: I played a trivia game with my google assistant
TehAmelie: oh lawd he runnin
Jake_the_guy: poor chunk is missing parts of himself
JoTyler: just a buncha chunks
saultybois: !Bad advice
LRRbot: Go right.
Pharmacistjudge: Is adam on tech?
Pal_Friendpatine: !advice
LRRbot: Racism, stop it!
seth_erickson: seems so
JoTyler: second chair tech
JoTyler: he's shadowing
slopoppotamus: I hear an Adam. HI ADAM
amythist: Pharmacistjudge yeah he said something about it on his home stream earlier
azureHaights: He throws it on the GROOOOOOUND! Welcome to the real world, bus-hole!
seth_erickson: Is it Beej who he's shadowing
azureHaights: That's too far! That's too far!
JoTyler: yep
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @azureHaights maaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn!
FreeSol9900: Green Archer needs food badly
RealGamerCow: Adam is the real Zargon.
Buxx345: DEATH
Maddrius: healing items?
MechaKuuga: RIP
amythist: seth_erickson either him or heather would be my bet
Adamantcheese: is this the best game ever made chat?
EscherichiaCole: PogChamp
BloodnBullets: god says skulls
Jake_the_guy: adams laugh gives me life, so pure
ContingentCat: @amythist Heather's currently streaming at home so I bet not her
seth_erickson: I heard some Beej earlier that's why I was curious
flamboyancyofsquirrels: Adam, I absolutely love your energy tonight
jonasjonIV: you strike me down, I shall rise stronger than before!
RassilonDND: not the best game ever, but boy howdy you could write a paper based on the rng god
kitsunestudios: Just had Dark Castle flashbacks with that sound.
FreeSol9900: get back ... NO! GET BACK IN THERE! IN THERE!!
DoodlestheGreat: "No no no! Walk it off, walk it off!"
drcthulu: bad spirit you get back in your meat suit
Spacecarl: you dont get out of this THAT easy
haliberdk: mortality clarified in a single strike
amythist: ContingentCat didn't notice that so yeah probably beej,
cassaclyzm: Broad soad!
JoTyler: in the butt more like
Adamantcheese: fiwe of wroth!
Tantaburs: Thats a risk Alex is willing to take Kappa
FreeSol9900: Graham!
Rhynerd: Injury and despondence set the stage of heroism, or cowardice.
FreeSol9900: foul!
Rhynerd: *for
ANeMzero: Cam is dead
tehcrashxor: lrrHEART Graham
MadAboutVideoGames: Wow Ben the traitor strikes again
TwilightAvalon: Paul could 100% win this game very easily
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: you could've been better than you are
RassilonDND: wow can we use Ben's body as a shield
DarkNacht: Kill the dwarf?
swanky_pants20: ouch that hurt Graham
Alness49: Keep. Cameron. Safe.
orionsrise1: Graham can move
randomino5: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
silvalunae: i thought that was shakespear
SydPreviouslyHeadache: damn
margieargie: I'm waiting for that to end up attributed to Voltaire someday.
Thatwasademo: "If the zoo bans me for hollering at the animals" is the line
caulderjof: I like that Stab hasn't been able to help fight chaos warriors. The undead are running interference on the barbarian.
TehAmelie: to be fair dril is the Shakespeare of our age
TheWanderingNomad: I love how it sounds like something epic and amazing, but its just a damn tweet meme
ThorSokar: In my head he said "Because I CARE about my TEAM" while spiting out an unusual amount of teeth
RuiFaleiro: Dril has a book?!
Kraest: Wait, what’s “sweet summer child” from???
silvalunae: wtf o.o my life is a lie
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the team SERIOUSLY just need to leave after this fight, if they survive. Rest up and come back
Brok3nGol3m: yum yum glass
AGiantRoach: yo I need to buy drils book too. I keep forgetting
TheWanderingNomad: @Kraest - A quick Google points to Game of Thrones
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zed_alpha: Oh no, don't tell me I missed Stab Manthrust's manly thrusting into men thrust at you in this adventure!
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JoTyler: AHAHAH
orbitaltuna: LUL
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSPOOP
MechaKuuga: LUL
GoblinRanger: harsh tech :)
Kraest: Well dang, I had no idea
Thatwasademo: the dice have been broken literally all stream
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5851: "I shot the fan with my hacker gun until it exploded." —Adam [2019-02-27]
HondoTrigger: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
slopoppotamus: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
margieargie: 1 =/= 0?
DarkNacht: Adam is sooo gooood
Sektor88: Adam has BDE - big dice energy
sylphide_spirit: Adam places curses on he players and its amazing
EscherichiaCole: Adam 4 lyfe
AGiantRoach: seabatTROG seabatTROG
MacSquizzy: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
CapnRobert: dont listen to ben keep god around
Nightvalien28: I want adam on tech every game
skrt_01: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Banrael: Adam just saw the future
TheWarbo: alex why
magical_writer: Yes, Adam 4 ever
slopoppotamus: seabatYIKES
FlameI7: Adam is giving me life
StarFreak359: Adam, Pls stop helping Paul
cassaclyzm: Such sass from off camera tonight
Brok3nGol3m: elfunkSad
sonic_danno: its weir
Kramburger: Adam I love you
CapnRobert: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
1losttheGame: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
silvalunae: who gave alex tea
ExhaustedElox: Alex is going to come over that table at you Adam
RassilonDND: Adam is the Only man allowed to run tech. Adam, God-eternal
Thatwasademo: today on The Long Game, we discover a secret electromagnet installed in the table
RealGamerCow: I mean, Adam really is a force of chaos, does that make him a chaos warrior?
Driosenth: #KeepSavidan
divergentdave: wait what, I could have sworn that sweet summer was a southern thing
mysticsage1: that is the big brain play
Sakramizard: seabatTROG seabatTROG
Kramburger: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
lighting_bolt_123: what you do that for dude?
Tantaburs: @Kraest its from ASoIaF. Its used when talking to people who have only ever experienced summer and so dont know the harsh realities of The Winter
zed_alpha: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
FreeSol9900: AAAAAAAA adam
AGiantRoach: I love Adam so much
Sektor88: YES! YES! YES!
traveller800: teeth teeth tetth
FreeSol9900: yikes
Tantaburs: Teeth
randomino5: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Raubkater: 1 is more cinematic
sonic_danno: its weird having a heel tech
ContingentCat: elfunkSad elfunkSad
jonasjonIV: YES!
silvalunae: tos?
Tantaburs: Teeth Teeth
FerociousPeach: IT'S GOOD!
traveller800: TEETH TEETH
margieargie: Poke! Or! Barf!
TheWanderingNomad: Wait when did Daniel Bryan show up?
Alness49: "Wait, why is this potion an empty Capri sun?
zed_alpha: YES!
Juliamon: There's a gif
Rockario: <o> \o/ <o> \o/
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: HYES. HYES. HYES. HYES.
Aarek: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Mysticman89: naw its totally a sweet midsummer nights child's dream, as imagined by shakespeare
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NanashiSword: YESS the wizard did it!
frage069: Zapsworth kill stealer
zed_alpha: cheer600 Oh no, Alex almost savidied.
Damaris1034: Alex NO
Kramburger: Literal fingerpoke of doom
caulderjof: New Headcanon: Adam is an actual voice that haunts this dungeon, and that's why no one wanted to come get the sword. This disembodied voice keeps hassling them.
AGiantRoach: was Steph here or something? I heard a yes chant
Type_One___: cheer100
HesGotNoPants: cam did it
Alness49: Wizard-mania!
DarkNacht: He was already dead Can just pushed him over
ThorSokar: "These guys are easy to kill, why are you guys having such trouble?" --Zapsworth
orionsrise1: I suggest moving to the stairs
FreeSol9900: lol in-universe Adam heckling yes
Pteraspidomorphi: The dice on both sides of the table should be mixed... I have the feeling they've been featherweighted
StarFreak359: YES, ADAM. We're SURE we don't want to search for treasure.
DarkNacht: search for treasure
zed_alpha: (I want to search for treasure!)
Redhot19: you can't possibly draw 4 bad treasure cards in a row...
GoblinRanger: that was the best way to reveal that
FreeSol9900: put thome heleth inthide dith dwafth
orionsrise1: they need to search for the sword
flamboyancyofsquirrels: Please quote that
FreeSol9900: clipped it... of course. well done
MadAboutVideoGames: What are the chances there are more monsters search
ventusenders1: Link should've listened to Na'vi
Milambus: Never played Dungeon Keeper?
rogerivany: I'm disappointed no one dressed up.
FreeSol9900: they build them out of all the blood and dwarves parties leave on the floor
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Cheezmo: Whoooooo, a whole year!
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TheWarbo: I like the idea that the dungeon, in-universe, has a voice shouting "why did you roll a 1"
djalternative: corpses tend to have valueable things on them
Pharmacistjudge: i check for obvious doors
JoTyler: cam get your knob out of shot
NimrodXIV: Cameron
GoblinRanger: 'hello I'm a stick'
DiscordianTokkan: [wibbling intensifies]
ThorSokar: there could also be more chaos warriors
BITs19_: lrrWOW
FreeSol9900: thas a nice steek you got there Cam
zuchen_120: I feel like I’ve played this before...a long time ago.
sonic_danno: staff falls everyone dies
Alness49: Hitachi's Animate Wand?
TheWanderingNomad: "Vibrating Staff" - A spell created by a very...lonely wizard
Adamantcheese: cast magic missile against the darkness
ventusenders1: Secret Tunnel!!
Thatwasademo: see, Ben, your mistake is that you're expecting Hero Quest to have Good game design
NomenNeminis: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:41:28.
zed_alpha: <message deleted>2000 N Forsyth Rd, Orlando, FL 32807
caulderjof: I think Ben just hasn't experience all the rooms that are empty except scary monsters. Quest 1 had a room with two chaos warriors and nothing of import. Cam found it!
djalternative: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:52:30. lrrSPOT
zed_alpha: whups, that wasn't supposed to be pasted, sorry, mods
Pharmacistjudge: open the floor, get on the floor, each creature and player does the dinosaur each turn if able
zed_alpha: thank you
Juliamon: Had a feeling, zed
zed_alpha: *THAT* was supposed to be pasted.
TehAmelie: i have eaten off many beds but never slept on a table
Adamantcheese: a table is very tall for a bed
jonasjonIV: bed makes table
NomenNeminis: It depends what you need to use the table for
flatluigi: but which one is a sandwich
Maddrius: @zed_alpha excellent title
GoblinRanger: a water bed would be a bad table
Jake_the_guy: if you like sleeping on hard things it could work
bainard656: Many tables only have one leg, they would be very unstable
orionsrise1: cam should heal the dwarf
EOstby: Eh, the average bed is fairly flat, and I often use mine to organize my Commander decks while building them.
zed_alpha: Paul "Do It Otter Style" Saunders
FlannelShirtEnthusist: otter style
samwonk: _Under_ a table is an excellent bed.
freshmaker__: "You do it it otter style"
Adamantcheese: @flatluigi beds are a sandwich between mattress, person, and sheets. tables are an open face sandwich with plates on it
ThorSokar: hard surface is better than a very lumpy bed, or a "pokey" one that stabs you with the springs, can confirm
The_Cakemeister: I used to use my bed as a desk.
DiscordianTokkan: I've slept on my share of hotel floors during conventions, and lemme tell you, bare floor is bad, but floor with BLANKET is tech.
swanky_pants20: table as a bed, beds are too soft things fall over too easy
MadAboutVideoGames: My saying a bed is a bad table you have attact my way of life
flatluigi: @Adamantcheese but what if a hotdog is on the bedf
Juliamon: It's been a good night for !advice.
DarkNacht: Yeah I think a lot of tables would if used as a bed would lead to you just using the floor as a bed
zed_alpha: Zapsworth just tosses a water baloon full of healing potion on Chunk outta nowhere.
Adamantcheese: @flatluigi then it's a sandwich sandwich
Gekyouryuu: !badadvice
LRRbot: Mutiny! Mutiny!
zed_alpha: It's lukewarm. Tastes like motrin.
The_Cakemeister: Back when I had a tiny room, and decided to just use the floor as my bed because space and I found it more comfortable
Adamantcheese: launch a nuke at mordor?
NomenNeminis: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #859: "Take that, kid! Serves you right for being in love with someone!" —Paul [2015-10-14]
Rockario: The knife isn't better at killing orcs, it just gets extra bloodthirsty when it's attacking orcs
djalternative: so at what point do you finally get to murder paul?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: "wtf mate?"
JoTyler: ohhh hes called chunk because he makes things into chunks
JoTyler: it's a verb
DiscordianTokkan: @zed_alpha I had a visceral reaction to a lukewarm blob of Motrin that I... was NOT expecting.
caulderjof: The poop motivates you to swing faster.
Rockario: @djalternative The final mission, where it turn out mentor was Zargon all along lrrBEEJ
MadAboutVideoGames: You walked in on 3 orcs in a bedroom and didnt even apologize
orionsrise1: yes he can because the monster isn't there
zed_alpha: @DiscordianTokkan I am SO sorry
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Ghildetrist: Horray, more board games. Excited for the new show.
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DarkNacht: search for treasure
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love this so much
DiscordianTokkan: @zed_alpha Hahaha, it's all good. It was a fun "Oh, WHY does this make me feel squicked out?" time. hah
swanky_pants20: ADAM no more suggestions
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: BEN
Nightvalien28: incoming death by gree
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what's the worst that could happen
sonic_danno: wasn't Adam part of a hero quest where they got everything good out of the treasures deck
HesGotNoPants: did chunk die?
Damaris1034: I've....never heard someone sing that song angrily, Alex
chickenace11: more god adam on tech please
djalternative: I think the loud metalic sound earlier was the tech mic getting unplugged.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: HA
MadAran87: I missed Alex so much.
Maddrius: spirit blade get
TheWanderingNomad: Don't flip off God! You know not his fury!
NoNane09: lol
kpiozero: haha
silvalunae: such hostility
Kukako: If you attack an orc does the item let you just "attack an orc again" or "just attack again"? Can't remember the cards, been close to odd 20+ years since I last played the game.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Beej has died. Beej wasn't even in this game
zed_alpha: cheer100 Don't tempt God, or you'll be Savidamned, guys, come on.
splatty1: is it not useable by wizards?
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Gently caress the door.
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splatty1: yes
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
MechaKuuga: LUL
Rhynerd: Quest updated: escape with the spirit blade
TheWanderingNomad: Oooh it's a Holy Avenger!
Pteraspidomorphi: The wizard doesn't actually have hands
slopoppotamus: But what happens if he forgets to load it?
swanky_pants20: just like everything else
Pteraspidomorphi: He has two hooks
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Rhynerd: Cuz it’s a sword.
VikingEngineering : !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:47:30.
margieargie: So many more Chaos warriors!
Talin06: Run?
Diabore: fuck em up
Kraest: !uptime
DarkNacht: Go fore game 2
Fruan: Time for hubris!
shdragon: The broadswoad?
vegetalss4: I feel this game over estimate how good spells are.
TheWarbo: this is like Sonic, you need to recover all the Chaos Warriors on this floor
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djalternative: !updog
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Nightvalien28: doesn't mean it has treasure in it, its a trap
Buxx345: OOOOOF
walkeroftales: So do we know what the queue looks like for Long Game? Finish Pandemic, Continue Heroquest, what's next at bat?
caulderjof: Well now I have to go, so I'm glad I saw them get the sword. Good luck not dying from greed!
orionsrise1: it's a poison gas trap
Maddrius: in this labyrinth of traps
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't want to influence anything but in the voice of Wayne June. Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
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mastershake29x: @walkeroftales after pandemic is scheduled to be betrayal legacy
Decaped: There's a treasure chest.! That's good! The treasure chest is a trap. That's bad! There's a health potion in the treasure chest! That's good! The health potion heals less than the trap does damage. That's bad!
walkeroftales: YES
walkeroftales: Betrayal Legacy was my favorite board game of 2018
Sektor88: pogonaChamp
DiscordianTokkan: If the next Long Game Campaign after Pandemic is Betrayal Legacy I'm making a special THING for their game to be opened after Chapter 2
Stellapacifica: sergeHolyMoly
flatluigi: they're good
Juliamon: DiscordianTokkan I believe that's the plan
meowzhuxi: They're so good
ThorSokar: The models look SO GOOD
traveller800: he's a chunk sandwich
DarkNacht: Minis look so good
sonic_danno: cool technology!
zed_alpha: THe models are great, Cam!
shdragon: ZOOOOOOOOM
DiscordianTokkan: @Juliamon Yesssss. That'll be my crafting for tomorrow, then. :D
dsavillian: I've seen that in a movie once...
zed_alpha: Nah, they hit Chunk, but Chunk is just immune to stab wounds. He's built up a tolerance.
ThorSokar: hahaha, Eiffel Tower!
HesGotNoPants: ewww alex took an Eiffel tower
walkeroftales: Betrayal Legacy works really well with this format too - the game breeds inside jokes and running threads so well
DiscordianTokkan: It really does. Especially if they refuse to look at anything that says "Destroy cards X, Y and Z: They are not part of your story"
DiscordianTokkan: (As in, not looking at the things they're destroying)
DiscordianTokkan: Thicc Tabbles
TheWarbo: !findquote thicc
LRRbot: Quote #5639: "Yes, Twitch chat! Fill me with your thicc-ness." —Adam [2018-12-26]
Kraest: Good joblins
djalternative: I like the format of when a character leaves betrayal legacy, so does the player.
Izandai: adam why
The_Cakemeister: Nice Dave impersonation, Graham
Stellapacifica: That's not at all ominous
samwonk: That doesn't seem like a very good sword.
HesGotNoPants: so are you taking the boss to bone town?
walkeroftales: For example, in our game, the Fausts were hard-gambling monster hunters who die in the hallway and the Bournes are rabid cultists who cannot be trusted except when you want to punch someone.
djalternative: bossasaurus rex
DiscordianTokkan: "Oh baws, we's going to get foiard"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Bossasaur Chaucer
BloodnBullets: cheek piercing
zed_alpha: Chunk's gettin' rekt by a fraggle
DiscordianTokkan: One Dabbage benginDab
Alness49: Surprised Pikachu "The butt"
zed_alpha: Gobo attacks, then Mokey, then Red, by the time he gets to Boober there's just a bearded stain on the floor
shdragon: Fool! The dwarf has you right where he wants you now!
walkeroftales: meanwhile, the dirges were innocent angels who would never betray anyone except when they explicitly had the choice to.
Taveena: If he can't goblin no-goblin can!
HesGotNoPants: is alex just taking shots?
Adamantcheese: i cast FIST
Halinn: I CAST BRODE SODE
DarkNacht: Tensers Transformation
JoTyler: @HesGotNoPants no he doesnt drink
HesGotNoPants: oh ty?
JoTyler: (i was punning)
HesGotNoPants: oh? ty
grgriffin3: Trick shot! ....Trick stab?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Punch Wizard Fistandantilus
Laserbeaks_Fury: let the goblins hit the floor...let the goblins hit the floor
HesGotNoPants: 4 damage trap
tehcrashxor: Can they close doors?
Rhynerd: Guess how many skeletons.
TwilightAvalon: Chaos Warrior convention
Izandai: That's an awful lot of green men.
Spacecarl: The dwarf is chain pulling
gawag_: how else will everyone walk the dinosaur without opening the door
zed_alpha: @Laserbeaks_Fury let the goblins stab the dwarf/let the goblins stab the dwarf
Pteraspidomorphi: This dungeon is a little overcrowded
tuckamanian: Easy
Rhynerd: Run.
traveller800: take chunks chunks
zerquoy: !uptime
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djalternative: "everybody gets one." -spiderman
zerquoy: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:06 PM
frage069: Thanks Cam
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
42MiLLyWays: elegiggle100
GoblinRanger: well now
silvalunae: ummmm
DiscordianTokkan: Ctrl-Z ctrl-Z!
zed_alpha: benginRip
Cbondsii: is that gram or evin erwin
DoodlestheGreat: Cam strikes a chord with the audience...
swanky_pants20: the worst kind of head, dungeon. head
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
chickenace11: that orc is now named Andrew
silvalunae: YES BEEJ
Rhynerd: I heard that as Oral support and I’m sorry for sharing that.
zed_alpha: theonl45SPANK theonl45SPANK theonl45SPANK theonl45SPANK
ContingentCat: lrrBEEJ lrrHEART
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ha Cam is on fire tonight
swanky_pants20: a wild beej
DiscordianTokkan: End this man's HOLE
orbitaltuna: the orc is actually the hype priest lrrBEEJ
benperterkofsky: Ben looks so cool
WyleeCoyote556: Fill this man with Orc
Izandai: Chunk about to become chunks.
Halinn: Shoulda just taken the sword and ran
Izandai: @WyleeCoyote556 katesLewd
JoTyler: chunk punching
Adamantcheese: Chunk (III)
zuchen_120: What do the extra blocks in the corridor mean? Are they walls?
HondoTrigger: ALEX
Izandai: ALEX
grgriffin3: ALEX.
Jake_the_guy: alex why
Kramburger: ALEX STEACY
TwilightAvalon: LOL
Izandai: Literal actual TOS.
JoTyler: @zuchen_120 yes theyre solid walls
Pteraspidomorphi: zuchen_120: Yes
Technic_AL: Gross
zed_alpha: seabatYIKES theonl45SPANK seabatYIKES theonl45SPANK seabatYIKES theonl45SPANK
Rhynerd: At least the elf isn’t here, right?
DiscordianTokkan: Alex NO, (alex yes)
WyleeCoyote556: @izandai Banana PUNCH! :D
Baldrash: Yes Alex, Yes!
traveller800: ha ha ha ha
Milambus: @zuchen_120 In the middle of the rooms? Those are tables.
JoTyler: and then he exploded
chickenace11: hey the wizard did something
DarkNacht: Cam is really pulling his weight
DiscordianTokkan: "Sticks, my one weakness as a balloon!"
HesGotNoPants: battle cam
Jake_the_guy: <3 to alex
DarkNacht: thats 2 kills
Banrael: Your sword not working? Need something poked with a stick to death? Call Zapsworth!
haliberdk: Battle Mage Zapsworth
haliberdk: PogChamp
Rhynerd: They never suspect the wizard’s stick.
zed_alpha: CQC, Cam! Remember the basics of CQC!
ventusenders1: What if Bankor just left with the sword?
orionsrise1: he might be able to see the gobo in the corner
Rhynerd: Where is Bankor?
Pal_Friendpatine: Man I would really like one of those MTG land holder displays
Jake_the_guy: double strike you say?
WyleeCoyote556: Well, Ben is always the traitor
JoTyler: so double double orc attacks
Spacecarl: the item and all the living adventurers, I thought
traveller800: NOPE
Rhynerd: Kill the goblins and run seems like valid strat.
zed_alpha: "What are you cowards dodging for? They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist"
Texan_Reverend: He _did_ make a terrible mist, Graham. A red one.
JoTyler: couldnt hit the broad side of a sword
BloodnBullets: we got'em now right guys! guys?
Jake_the_guy: just cut a promo on a goblin
TwilightAvalon: Look at him and Point at the Wrestlemania Sign!
DoodlestheGreat: "Mistakes were ma...." *splat*
Jake_the_guy: that will show dominance
traveller800: someone check that goblin for performance enhancing potiond
FerociousPeach: Zapsworth Kill Count: 3
DarkNacht: 3 kills for the Wizard
zed_alpha: Zapsworth the Stabmage
TheWarbo: can cam search that new room for treasure?
DarkNacht: search for treasure
darkalter2000: Cam is in the running for most kills.
Rhynerd: Zapsworth got a stick and unlike his friends, he knows how to use it.
Halinn: You know what you can do in a nice room like this? Searching for treasure!
JoTyler: sword juggler
adi_pie: Sword of The Spirit? Is this becoming Prayer Warriors?
flatluigi: commercials
northos: the shortest ever commercial break
sonic_danno: expose more rooms
ArcOfTheConclave: Telefrag!
Jake_the_guy: can monsters tele-frag?
splatty1: its like the crab nuke in cortex command
margieargie: Crash to desktop
pete_simpson: The Sword of Truth, which is the word of God, @adi_pie?
cassaclyzm: That's why you need more board surfaces. Gravity land ahoy!
thefileclerk: meat room
Jake_the_guy: can we spawn a ton of monsters and cause a black hole?
SquareDotCube: Just clips into the floor and into the sub-ocean
haliberdk: IndexOutOfBounds
TheWarbo: The Long Watch & Play: the search for the HeroQuest Sub-Ocean
Halinn: @margieargie the literal top of a desk, in this case
SursaiKosecksi: non-newtonian monsters
JoTyler: chunk is a cleric now in the service of adam
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Pnoy__: more like theres no downside to going into the blue room
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Halinn: Neat.
flatluigi: ben arrives, merged with a bookcase
orionsrise1: if there is furniture there, he's still dead
Jake_the_guy: heck ya
Sektor88: pogonaChamp pogonaChamp pogonaChamp
Juliamon: lrrSACK
Nightvalien28: lrrSACK
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
zed_alpha: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Brok3nGol3m: elfunkHeart elfunkHeart elfunkHeart
Kykiwi: lol
Kykiwi: XD
Pteraspidomorphi: Now search for treasure
kpiozero: lucksack
Sektor88: invariRIP invariRIP invariRIP
Scar_Red_Tiger: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrDAB
Jake_the_guy: wow ben
zed_alpha: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginTry benginTry benginTry benginTry benginTry benginTry
VTMonster: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
JadeXyan: lrrSACK
SquareDotCube: Just gets tabled
vegetalss4: Luckily it wasn't placed in the space Ben entered so he didn't just die.
TheWarbo: "There's a treasure chest...and you are permanently merged with it"
Sektor88: invariRIP invariRIP invariRIP
Rhynerd: “You are now the contests of a treasure chest.”
Kraest: Ben...please search for traps XD
DarkNacht: @TheWarbo Thats how you get mimics
Sektor88: Wow, Alex. enigmaLUL
Jake_the_guy: is chunk being detained?
WyleeCoyote556: how do you say, "Stop resisting" in Orcish?
sonic_danno: I'm sorry I thought this was heroquest!
DiscordianTokkan: Freedwarf of the Land? HOLY MOLY
Gekyouryuu: @WyleeCoyote556 a firm club to the back of the head
WyleeCoyote556: @gekyouryuu oh, so it's a cognate :D
coolbond: bankor? what happend to krankor?
7gorobei: pincer within pincer movements, pinception
Thane1607: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:13:56.
Gekyouryuu: @coolbond ian's out of town, so ben is his son
coolbond: gotcha
TheManaLeek: Annnnd my Alexa is playing it now...
GoblinRanger: ouch
Adamantcheese: DES
orbitaltuna: heh
Sektor88: glad I wad mid-drinking during that bit enigmaLUL
Pteraspidomorphi: Really?
coolbond: just came in and have not seen HQ in a long time
Thane1607: !uptime
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djalternative: !updog
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AbnormAnomaly: Thanks for playing music in my house at 10:20 at night Ben.
Gekyouryuu: @coolbond makes sense. the last time was last tabletop day, apparently
Halinn: Cam should search for treasure. There might be wizard loot!
Rhynerd: Does Zapsworth still have a genie to call upon?
orionsrise1: chunk can fire at the Chaos warrior
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
coolbond: Halinn there is no wizard loot until the dlc and yes i just no sold your joke
orionsrise1: next turn
Maddrius: Evening @Lysander_Gustav
Brok3nGol3m: mimic guts!
Lysander_Gustav: Oh hey there's hero quest!
Spacecarl: I was really hoping for a trapped chest there
Kramburger: Awwwww
djalternative: legal tenders and barbeque sauce
Lysander_Gustav: :D
orbitaltuna: it was for his sick chaos mother
JoTyler: crypt currency
Spacecarl: Beej, just letting you know I appreciated that joke
Lysander_Gustav: The bitcoin: the most insidious of treasures
SydPreviouslyHeadache: idk if that was intentional, but yeah. Crypt-o currency
splatty1: regular treasure from the deck.... by which we mean chaos warriors
TheEnigmaEngine: but his chaos kids inheritance.... think of the chaos kids
slopoppotamus: SHADEEEEEEEE
Gekyouryuu: chat: dumb idea. an economy based on chicken meats. you get legal tenders
cassaclyzm: Look at the muscularityyy
Daken1993: !uptime
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JoTyler: now bankor jingles when he walks
Lysander_Gustav: I should find a bear-hat like tht
Jake_the_guy: is evil lord part of the wizard life cycle? apprentice - adventure - teacher - evil lord?
shdragon: Legan tendies?
Izandai: katesNice
Kumakaori: Gekyouryuu.... =A=.....
TacitusVigil: Legal tendies?
shdragon: legal*
Lady_Meh: Gold nuggies
Gekyouryuu: holy heck, senpai noticed me!
HesGotNoPants: legal chicken tender?
Baldrash: Where does ranch fit into this economy?
RealGamerCow: I put all my money into sweet and sour futures
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Gold and crispy
Izandai: Be sure to invest some of those legal tendies in the chicken stock market.
Texan_Reverend: All non-black market tendies are legal tendies.
Kumakaori: whatever that standard is, it's not gonna last long, it's sure to be devoured.
orbitaltuna: omg i really want chicken strips now
Kramburger: An economy based on a Japanese Video Games company: Legal Nintendos
sonic_danno: there's bu
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ContingentCat: yes they do sell well to the high
Nightvalien28: Baldrash liquid investment
Kumakaori slowclaps for Izandai.
Izandai bows
Baldrash: lrrWOW
TacitusVigil: Controversial opinion: Cameron should always carry a cane or staff. :D
Lysander_Gustav: Are they using the expansion packs?
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Lysander_Gustav: With actual gear for the wizard?
JoTyler: @Lysander_Gustav i think theyre just doing the base game
RealGamerCow: It tastes like hubba bubba bubble gum.
ky0dar: IRNBRU is... fruitful?
thefileclerk: very medicinal
djalternative: no. but it is like stl-bru
zed_alpha: Tastes vaguely like orange, cloves, sweat (in a good way), ginger, and chocolate. But it's bright goddamn orange.
blast__femur: irn bru is a soda right? Not alcohol?
ContingentCat: yup
Jake_the_guy: iorn bru is so good, it's like fruit soda thing
ky0dar: IRNBRU is a soda.
Master_Gunner: Irn Bru tastes... orange?
Lysander_Gustav: Are those Wyrmwood Hero Dice?!
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djalternative: it is an orange soda
Halinn: Sure was heroic
SursaiKosecksi: It's orange, in the same way iron by the see is orange.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: everybody walk the dinosaur
ostcrammath: >sweat (in a good way) uhuh
DarkNacht: sweat in a good way?
Aziraphalesshop: @Master_Gunner To be clear though, the color not the fruit?
TheWarbo: they did clarify "sweat (in a good way)"
ostcrammath: @DarkNacht RIGHT!?
ContingentCat: though since irnbru is scottish I imagine it comes in contact with alcohol often
Master_Gunner: yes, the colour orange
ky0dar: Its is orange in colour.
orbitaltuna: nuneee
Brok3nGol3m: pocari?
blast__femur: so.... salty?
adamjford: "sweat (in a good way)" is one of the favourite things I've read in a while
zed_alpha: Little salty and a tad alkaline, yeah
GoblinRanger: those sweat drinking beas that got in that ladies eye this week do
ky0dar: It has notes of orange flavour, but it is not an orangeade
Nightvalien28: don't worry about it
orbitaltuna: at least it's not cowpiss
RealGamerCow: it tastes like baby aspirin and a 10 pound bag of sugar.
BlackBlade_: Sweet Sweet Sweat
TacitusVigil: So when they say they put their sweat into it, they're being literal? Kappa
FerociousPeach: come on Zapsworth, make it 4!
Aylig: Alpa Chino's Booty Sweat
vegetalss4: I want Cam to kill the Chaos warrior!
JoTyler: 4!
FerociousPeach: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mysticman89: I seem to recall that drinking troll sweat kills you in some games.
MadAboutVideoGames: What do you do with your sweat?
Halinn: 4!!!
PatFromIT: Kill streak
EscherichiaCole: Wizard OP GW pls nerf
ThorSokar: "These guys are easy to kill, why are you guys having such trouble?" --Zapsworth
Jake_the_guy: pocari is one of my fav drinks, i just can't find i easy
margieargie: Zapsworth's cutting a swath through this dungeon!
Rhynerd: Zapsworth kills everyone.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Wizard doesn't need to learn anything
sonic_danno: zapsworrth solving everyone else's problem with a stick
ContingentCat: the idea of sweat, like how you can say certain beers taste like piss without trying any
JoTyler: next time wizard cant use wizard staff either
Halinn: Two chaos warriors out of how many?
frage069: Zaps "warrior killer" worth
Gekyouryuu: THAT'S why he can't use any gear. it's to limit his power
korvys: THIS is why the wizard isn't allowed better weapons - Balance
unusuallylargemoth: @LoadingReadyRun that sound? That sound is the sound of wizards worldwide, feeling suddenly vindicated.
CaptainSpam: Zapsworth is through messing around with hand gestures and silly words.
Rhynerd: I would love to see the notches on zapworth’s staff at this point.
TacitusVigil: "I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this beer!" "...literally or metaphorically?" "Yes!"
FerociousPeach: @Halinn 2 of 4 this dungeon
zed_alpha: Zapsworth the Stabmage, back at it again.
sonic_danno: is zasworth related to shaggy?
DarkNacht: Orc: Come on man I don't harass you in your place of work
Jake_the_guy: a orc slaying knife?
Halinn: Imagine how OP Zapsworth would be with a sword.
Lysander_Gustav: neat
traveller800: TEETH
JoTyler: AGAIN
Izandai: Chunk tried to get fancy, and the attack wasn't great, but the orc was so bewildered it worked anyway.
Driosenth: search for more!
e_bloc: more like zapscursed amirite
Gekyouryuu: another one?!
BlindProphet32: Congrats Cam! You found the arrow!
Lysander_Gustav: Those figures are looking great
HesGotNoPants: hes got an arrow in each butt cheek
DiscordianTokkan: *twanng*
MadAboutVideoGames: The arrow may not be used by wizard
Rhynerd: Guess they’re taking the long way back.
vegetalss4: I seem to remember that the dwarf can remove traps?
Jake_the_guy: so dummy thicc that my butt arrows keep alerting the orcs!
JoTyler: he CAN
Driosenth: Search for more treasure
Rhynerd: The dwarf is better at disarming traps than other characters, who need an item to do so.
JoTyler: he HASNT
NamesAreSilly: @HesGotNoPants Why not do an Ace Ventura and have one in each thigh?
DarkNacht: search for treasure!
Halinn: 👏
Jake_the_guy: nice
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ha
Nightvalien28: beej is kill
flatluigi: lrrWOW lrrWOW
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DiscordianTokkan: This kills the Beej
ContingentCat: F
ArcOfTheConclave: The dummy thicc meme is great!
blast__femur: never look back, baby
Izandai: Never. Ever. Ever. Look.
grgriffin3: ALWAYS LOOK
Izandai: Dammit Alex...
TheWarbo: alex
Pal_Friendpatine: Always look and will better for next time!
Izandai: Oh my god Cam that's amazing.
Tiber727: I like the Sonic speedrun glitch version.
grgriffin3: Cheese server.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: and it'll be another year till we find out....
Halinn: Sell it to the Witch Lord. I bet he'd pay a LOT for the only thing that can kill him.
HesGotNoPants: pour water in that hat and chug alex I dare you @loadingreadyrun
Lysander_Gustav: You are not ready for Zargon(tm)
orionsrise1: Zargon is never a playable
DarkNacht: Zargon is Sauron
grgriffin3: Zargon is the Demon Lord of RNG.
Adamantcheese: Zargon really ties the room together
TacitusVigil: Or Morgath
ArcOfTheConclave: RNSatan?
Driosenth: Zargon is Adam?
jonasjonIV: Zargon cannot be encountered by the wizard.
sonic_danno: you can't have mentor without zargon
Halinn: The real Zargon was the fiends you made along the way.
slopoppotamus: Adam is Zargon?
blast__femur: the best in us! Like our blood and viscera!
Jake_the_guy: he trains you to be the best
Milambus: @slopoppotamus no Paul is Zargon
TacitusVigil: @slopoppotamus Adam as Zargon: "I'm never heeeeeeere!"
Pteraspidomorphi: For tabletop day?
djalternative: ben is so angry at alex's almost quote
grgriffin3: Burn the lich!
TheWarbo: which lord?
ContingentCat: dis lord
Rhynerd: Kill the lich!
ky0dar: there are a bunch of expansions
traveller800: the plotting box?
Galvin_Duck: lich lord
kpiozero: GIVE THE LICH A SWIRRLEY
Halinn: I bet you'd get at least a kingdom from the Witch Lord if you let him have control over his one weakness
BlackBlade_: How do you know she's a witch?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Randal Keith from Keller Keep?
adi_pie: But what about the Wizards of Less Car?
orionsrise1: you can revisit dungeons to get gear for oh I don't know....... the wizard
DiscordianTokkan: The Other sequel is Wizards of Lesskar lrrBEEJ
jordiebearTT: There's two more: Barbarian Quest Pak and Elf Quest Pack.
sonic_danno: is keller's keep near candkekeep
Rhynerd: Men at arms?
BloodnBullets: do you have ANYTHING that can be used by the wizard
Valhallan597: But, what's the best thing about Hero Quest?
ContingentCat: @BlackBlade_ well she weighs the same as a duck
Jake_the_guy: spoilers!
shdragon: SPOILERS
TacitusVigil: @adi_pie They prefer to be called "Hatch backs" lrrBEEJ
Sektor88: LUL koboldLul pogonaLUL enigmaLUL
orbitaltuna: witchlord of the week
adi_pie: Yes, but which Lord did you kill?
BrindleBoar: Next time, on Hero Quest Z!
Decaped: and THEN they can play Advanced Heroquest! With Skaven!
Scar_Red_Tiger: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
orionsrise1: technically the keep is the next expansion
zuchen_120: That other place was merely a setback!
flatluigi: hear that cam? more minis!
ButterBall000: The great lich lord Milton Bradly!
DarkNacht: Hasbro owns everything
grgriffin3: Hasbro: We Own the Parts of Your Childhood that Disney Doesn't.
vegetalss4: Do any of those expansions have things that can be used by the wizard?
TimWinGame: wizards of morcar is quite valuable
engineerbudy: june first
Agu_Sakku: June 1st?
Nigouki: yes, June 1st
mastershake29x: it was april last year
ky0dar: theres also "against the ogre horde" apparently
TacitusVigil: Such sumptuous doldrums.
Agu_Sakku: Cause I am hosting ITTD at my LGS.
DarkNacht: Or, you could just play it again in 2 weeks
Texan_Reverend: June is going to be a good month.
Banrael: Nice wizard robes - cannot be worn by the wizard
Rhynerd: What’s June 1st?
Angnor33: The expansions do add some things for the wizard.
Pteraspidomorphi: Tabletop day, Rhynerd
DiscordianTokkan: It was April last year, June 1st this year. A lot of sites are still doing charity stuff in April anyways though
Agu_Sakku: June 1st is International tabletop Day
Spacecarl: oh can you invest in that plate with that gold?
Rhynerd: Oh, nice!
HondoTrigger: DLC
Izandai: wow
Jake_the_guy: wow game, subtle
engineerbudy: Geek and Sundry
margieargie: Maybe some horse armor!
Rhynerd: I might have a chance to play with people on that day, since this month’s a busy one.
ky0dar: DLC? They're called expansions.
flatluigi: I do wish y'all used some of the fan made expanded armories
TacitusVigil: You can't tell me what to do game! (spends all my gold on Slim Jims)
Agu_Sakku: To many cons that weekend or something. Cause it WAS end of MAay
TwilightAvalon: Dont worry CAm, the 2nd Expansion of Hero Quest....The Wizard gets some POWERFUL things to buy in the Armor
Maddrius: Thanks for the great stream!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for this stream. I'm excited for more
orionsrise1: it's not cannon but you could put other treasures in other quests if you missed some
Halinn: Which blade?
ThorSokar: so, in 3 years Cam will have useful equipment?
ArcOfTheConclave: dis blade?
Pseudonym_Ken: And south america
mastershake29x: is there a TTSF next week with the PPR the next day?
Kraest: !whichcord
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TacitusVigil: Aren't there multiple Africas, or was that Risk Legacy?
Halinn: How's Europe doing?
ContingentCat: north america had a bad time in Risk Lagacy too
sonic_danno: basically India is fine
djalternative: THE VOID!!!!!!
vegetalss4: That was Risk Legacy.
Izandai: Stop making America sucky in your Legacy games! We're having a rough enough time of it in real life!
e_bloc: ah yes, next is the sweet release of death
ContingentCat: tomorrow comes the V O I D
Rhynerd: What about Ho Chi Mihn City? MiniK
Decaped: Jeeze, what happened in Pandemic? I'm currently in June in my game!
HondoTrigger: yeah Matt!
EscherichiaCole: for the first time, for the second time
TacitusVigil: @Rhynerd It's Sai-gone. lrrBEEJ
Maddrius: woot!
GoblinRanger: ooh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: LaMulana is an amazing game
ArmadilloAL: What's the conspiracy? Zargon!
Spacecarl: benginTraitor benginTraitor
yomidian: he's not killing _god_, he's just killing _the progenitor of all humanity_, it's different,
grgriffin3: C-O-N-spiracy!
blast__femur: conspiracy draft is super fun
UnknownGerm: Conspiracy: Run the Jewels
TheWarbo: chili con spiracy
Maddrius: Yes!
Lysander_Gustav: Woo fantasy golf!
djalternative: Chunk Punch!!!!!!!
Jorge4hg: the hole thing
Milambus: Punch that chunk!
TheWarbo: "This Dumb Thing" needs to be a stream
ContingentCat: Wooo dumb thing
e_bloc: on saturday find out whose hole is bigger: James or Serge
UnknownGerm: I still have no idea how any of this works
Pteraspidomorphi: Who does?
Scar_Red_Tiger: The Big Hole Thing
asddsa28: i finished my puch chuck today on dering this stream
orbitaltuna: alex wants in
Jake_the_guy: it sounds fun as heck
ReydienOnline: the First Annual
BloodnBullets: ^
ReydienOnline: and Best Punch-a-Chunk yet!
GoblinRanger: e-sports ready
ContingentCat: it is "the first annual" so
Jorge4hg: 1k viewers were watching
Lysander_Gustav: Is this like hole that Cards Against Humanity dug?
Adamantcheese: e-sprots
TacitusVigil: Holes define who we are and where we're going.
TheMandrew: it's james' new One More
ThorSokar: First Annual, James commited
Kraest: Hey Alex, I just want to say your hair looks good longer :)
djalternative: yeah. James had 1k viewers for the chunk punch
chickenace11: ouch the accuracy hurts
orionsrise1: any dice friends next week?
DiscordianTokkan: I'm making my way through the VODs of the Hole/Punch-a-Chunk and it's great for background fun while I play other stuff
adi_pie: !wyrmwood
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ContingentCat: nope
MadAboutVideoGames: Since they announced Play it forward my Cam voodoo doll has been sitting infront of my Commander Shepard shrine
flatluigi: thank you adam
Nigouki: hahah
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam is here to keep us on track
Nigouki: thanks adam
Lysander_Gustav: that table-slap
TacitusVigil: Ian is saying it right now and he doesn't know why.
Sektor88: Nice, Adam :D
Jake_the_guy: adam <3
orionsrise1: @contingentcat was that at me?
margieargie: @DiscordianTokkan I was doing that earlier today (playing Morrowind specifically)
vegetalss4: lrrAWESOME
TwilightAvalon: Fun Fact about the Things the Wizard can finally buy in the Store for Hero Quest Expansion 2.....For some reason while the Wizards still CANNOT buy the old stuff, ANY CLASS can buy the new stuff Magic stuff, not just the Wizard so *shrug*
ContingentCat: @orionsrise1 yup, no dice friends this week
mastershake29x: !ppr
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orionsrise1: @contingentcat thanks and awwwwwww
ThisCatThatHasSeenGod: cheer100
MikeSmith916 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 58 months!
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Oricuss: wooo! got my spirit-human on the sub roulette
DiscordianTokkan: @margieargie katesNice
aww_shiiup subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
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GoblinRanger is gifting 20 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 136 in the channel!
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MrQBear: Oh nooo
Halinn: That's a lot.
Jake_the_guy: oh no
EscherichiaCole: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
ostcrammath: ha
CaptainSpam: BOOM
Kraest: WHOA
Mysticman89: spiccy
TacitusVigil: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DiscordianTokkan: Niiiiice
WitherManX27: Nice.
flatluigi: woah
CrazymattCaptain: boom
Agu_Sakku: wow...
adamjford: holy moly
Scar_Red_Tiger: lrrSPOOP
Spacecarl: Thats one spicy goblin
Jake_the_guy: theres some powerful subbing going on
Kraest: Good joblin!
e_bloc: the sub train is the long game
42MiLLyWays: sergeHolyMoly
ZeroArcana: goblin drop!
Thatwasademo: hey it's me
TacitusVigil: And now the game *truly* begins...
ContingentCat: katesBoosh
Nigouki: wand of magic, may not be used by the wizard
MrQBear: Man, GoblinRanger is too strong, ETB find 20 other creatures and put them directly into play?
Halinn: Wand of Magic (cannot be used by the Wizard)
mageknight9: lol, good stuff!
GoblinRanger: lol, well thanks for the awesome birthday stream
DiscordianTokkan: My uncle legit attributes his quote "Good immune system" to swigging pickle juice for years
Banrael: Not usable by the wizard
Spacecarl: oh they put in a druid?
OfficialBengan: @GoblinRanger Thanks!
Halinn: Can the wizard drink pickle juice?
Rhynerd: Yes, because none of the other classes wanted the pickle juice.
Jake_the_guy: long long man
WitherManX27: Wasn't there more gifted by Goblin Ranger?
Tidom_Kamf: Nyan Nyan
DiscordianTokkan: katesLurk
Jake_the_guy: that cat knows things
sonic_danno: adam?
GoblinRanger: eh didn't scroll all good
WitherManX27: Didn't he gift 20?
Oricuss: yeah there were like 20 subs from goblin
WitherManX27: RIP
DiscordianTokkan: geeklyOkay
Nigouki: byeeeeeeeeee
SydPreviouslyHeadache: bye! Have a good night everyone!
TheWarbo: yeah Goblin Ranger gited 20 subs, something didn't scroll
Phailhammer: cya :)
Pal_Friendpatine: That was fun!
Pal_Friendpatine: Thanks all
ogzangief: gn guys
Gekyouryuu: night, all
WitherManX27: So long.
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
Rhynerd: Goodnight!
FreeSol9900: gg
TacitusVigil: So long, and thanks for all the Beej.
LoadingReadyRun: Apologies for missing GoblinRanger's other subs.
LoadingReadyRun: Those of us on tech were unaware there were more past the intial list.
LoadingReadyRun: Big thanks to GoblinRanger for gifting those!
Banrael: cheer100 Thanks for takin' the time to state that :D
Juliamon: It looks like most of those users weren't even around anyway
Juliamon: Which is something that is happening more often now that nearly every regular has a badge now lmao
Pal_Friendpatine: Maybe have the scrolling list show just the tops of “more” names at the bottom of the screen so there is a sign for it to be scrolled?
Earthenone: #notallregulars
Earthenone: :)
Juliamon: shhh don't make me sub you
Earthenone: <3
Juliamon: wow, how the hell did the "Totally Not About Race" clip get so many views?? Did it get linked somewhere?
Spacecarl: It was in the highlight reel, so some from there?
Juliamon: Not nearly enough to explain it having 3x the views of the next-highest LRR clip of all time
hoktauri: Wow, over 100k views
Spacecarl: whoa okay KI didnt think that many
Spacecarl: Must have been linked somewhere? is this a blame reddit situation?