girlpainting: everyone afk now?
seth_erickson: just admiring the combined guild symbol art
fried_popsicle: Do we know if this is OG Conspiracy or Conspiracy 2: Watch the Throne?
DarkMorford: Ben said it's OG on his stream earlier
SpookySpaghooti: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we draft Conspiracy! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
fried_popsicle: Nice.
SpookySpaghooti: hey all!
girlpainting: hi SpookySpaghooti
SpookySpaghooti: almost time for the Flat Earth FNPF
TehAmelie: i'm from Sweden
lasergatlingrex: Hey all from England
seth_erickson: hello
girlpainting: bidet from germany i guess
Catastrophil: G'day
SpookySpaghooti: US boy reporting
queenfounder: Excited for this!
TehAmelie: godafton from sweden
Theycallmejokke: We doing this? Okay, Denmark in da house
Maddrius: Hello folks, hope everyone is doing well today.
girlpainting: Maddrius , your home?
Maddrius: I am
Evochron13: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we draft Conspiracy! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
TheThromborax: O, hi, from Ohio
Maddrius: oh, sorry. In the US
flyingdelorion: Hello everyone, the Netherlands is also checking in!
DarkMorford: Stoked in Seattle
seth_erickson: hopefully you're doing good as well Maddrius
Maddrius: @seth_erickson certainly trying ^.^
phenexian: it's 1am here in the uk, but hey, it's a friday, I can sleep in tomorrow :P
Theycallmejokke: Hear hear! :D
flyingdelorion: @phenexian same here and it is even a hour later over here..
girlpainting: your forgiven Maddrius , germany is exculpating you
seth_erickson: otzYay
CapnHat: To be fair here in Australia it's less Friday Night Paper Fight and more Saturday Morning Carboard Brawling
NovaTiempo: How long is the FNPF? 3 hours ish?
deathrite_sharkman: 2am Printed Square Rumble
phenexian: @flyingdelorion glad to have more Europeans represented :)
Science_and_Magic: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:59 PM
Carthaz: regretting life choices but watching at 2 am from germany sluckzLurk
DarkMorford: 3 hours is the plan, but it sometimes goes later
NovaTiempo: <--- sleepy brit here
deathrite_sharkman: @Carthaz same
girlpainting: well, in germany its early saturday morning cardborad flicking
deathrite_sharkman: where u at in DE?
flyingdelorion: @phenexian Absolutely! Have fun!
queenfounder: Since this is a draft it may be a little longer, they tend to be the longer streams sometimes
Booster6: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we draft Conspiracy! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (15s ago).
fried_popsicle: @DarkMorford some say they are still playing that one commander game
queenfounder: lrrSIGNAL
Science_and_Magic: East Coast Canadian here who may regret staying up late the day beofer an exam.
Carthaz: karlsruhe @deathrite_sharkman what about you?
deathrite_sharkman: Dresden @Carthaz
Maddrius: @Science_and_Magic good luck on your exam!
seth_erickson: who needs sleep as far as I'm concerned it's for the weak
Nigouki: sleep is so nice though
Science_and_Magic: @Maddrius Thnx!
Nigouki: so comfy and pleasant
girlpainting: deathrite_sharkman i am in solingen
deathrite_sharkman: haha well unfortunately i also have a class in the morning
Diabore: @seth_erickson i say the same, and i am not to proud to be weak
NovaTiempo: Sleep features hand lucid dreams
NovaTiempo: *handy
SileeOneNow: so who wants a magical friday night?
flyingdelorion: @Science_and_Magic Good luck with the exam, but whait....exams on saturday? oof, I know funnier things to do..
seth_erickson: Sleep tricks you into thinking if you do more of it you'll feel better when you wake up but you'll always be sore.
Science_and_Magic: @flyingdelorion Yeah, University exams still happen on weekends.
fried_popsicle: Man, I hope someone opens a Worldknit in pack one.
WowoT: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we draft Conspiracy! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
SileeOneNow: !advice
LRRbot: Believe your Justice.
flyingdelorion: @Hope you wll pass it anyway!
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seth_erickson: !card Hymn of the Wild
LRRbot: Hymn of the Wilds | Conspiracy | (Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.) / The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. / You can't cast instant or sorcery spells.
queenfounder: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #1885: "This game is stealing my life again. It's definitely abrading my ability to play Magic all the time." —Cameron [2016-02-18]
NovaTiempo: !findquote cards
LRRbot: Quote #530: "He's cheating... by having good cards in his deck." —Paul [2015-07-23]
seth_erickson: my favorite card to draft in this format
Science_and_Magic: Do we know if they're playing Conspiracy 1 or 2? ie: Conspiracy of Conspiracy: Take the Throne.
Diabore: 1
seth_erickson: my friend has a cube that is a multiplayer cube and I had a deck with 3 hymn of the wilds
NovaTiempo: Origional
queenfounder: The OG
RockPusher: !findquote fight
flyingdelorion: oops I meant @phenexian Hope you pass the exam!
Diabore: getting some og conspiracy
Radyin: !card rhythm of the wild
LRRbot: Rhythm of the Wild [1RG] | Enchantment | Creature spells you control can’t be countered. / Nontoken creatures you control have riot. (They enter the battlefield with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)
deathrite_sharkman: Conspiracy 2 : electric bbbbbbboogaloo
Radyin: !card of the wild
LRRbot: Found 15 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
flatluigi: conspiracy watch the throne
seth_erickson: !card Hymn of the WIld
LRRbot: Hymn of the Wilds | Conspiracy | (Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.) / The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast. / You can't cast instant or sorcery spells.
RockPusher: Conspiracy: The Ill-Fitting Crown
Radyin: !card m of the wild
IbunWest: Ironically there's going to be a lot of taking the crown tonight, I reckon.
ChaoticUndercurrent: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we draft Conspiracy! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
Radyin: !quote conspiracy
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NovaTiempo: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
FITorion: !status
flyingdelorion: and again wrong, stupid autothing I meant @Science_and_Magic Good luck with the exam anyway
TehAmelie: Conspiracy 2: The earth is actually round, and covered in ice, except for a small flat spot that forms the world as we know it
NathanJay_GA: now that someone mentions it, they said if its conspiracy or conspiracy 2?
girlpainting: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Radyin: !quote draft
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
queenfounder: Hope they have their crown handy!
NathanJay_GA: *HAVE THEY
NathanJay_GA: dammity caps lock
Theycallmejokke: Stream title update
IbunWest: It's Conspiracy 1
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so we have 8 players tonight?
Science_and_Magic: @flyingdelorion Thnx!
IbunWest: 6 players
FITorion: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
queenfounder: Anyone know who is playing?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: isn;t conspiracy supposed to be 4player tables?
queenfounder: Adam is hosting so I assume not him?
NovaTiempo: Ben and Serge for sure
TheWarbo: what if one monitor had FNPF and the other monitor was just waiting for the last Bond to appear on Twitter?
IbunWest: I believe they said they are doing 2 3 player games?
djalternative: !players
LRRbot: 29 March 2019: Playing today are Cameron, Serge, Ben, and James.
RegulusPratus: We are in a quantum superposition of online and offline.
NathanJay_GA: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [4h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Wish to get prepared for tomorrows show featuring James and Serge punching chunks? The replay of James' streams that introduced the world to the Punch-A-Chunk challenge is live! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW1IJ3C477g And be sure to tune in tomorrow at 2PM Pacific for a truly epic show! 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3-iukdUUAEWKXC.jpg || ⤵
DarkMorford: Schrodinger's Stream?
TehAmelie: the signal, it can't be stopped
seth_erickson: Aren't we just in offline since it's being observed as offline
A_Bothan_Ranger: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we draft Conspiracy! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (7m ago).
NovaTiempo: The Stream That Did Not Go Live
queenfounder: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Radyin: !card call of the wild
LRRbot: Call of the Wild [2GG] | Enchantment | {2}{G}{G}: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your graveyard.
SpookySpaghooti: wee woo wee woo
NovaTiempo: *ponders*
girlpainting: are any mods in the chat?
SpookySpaghooti: James spilled coffee on the computer again
Xafty: @seth_erickson this isnt the quantum realm
seth_erickson: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL otzWAT lrrFINE
SpookySpaghooti: Serge tried to hug the cameras
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
SpookySpaghooti: ay!
NovaTiempo: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
flyingdelorion: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Diabore: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Theycallmejokke: Here we go! >/}\< >/}\< >/}\< >/}\<
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
phenexian: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Evochron13: lrrSIGNAL lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSIGNAL
theovenbird: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
seth_erickson: We're HERRREEEEE
Maddrius: huzzah! Here we go
NovaTiempo: sergeFuse lrrHEART benginFuse
TheWarbo: okay now *that* is a signal
RegulusPratus: The loading screen, it calls to us!
TehAmelie: huh, i've got an ad. that's been a while
NotCainNorAbel: lrrHEART lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Juliamon: girlpainting mod here, what's up?
seth_erickson: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSIGNAL
NathanJay_GA: Right. Time to catch some mtg after reading... a thing
Nemowoodbine: howdy howdy howdy
Theycallmejokke: Dang it a Mod, and here I was just about to post ponies ;P
rzrdrgn: We have movie sign! lrrSIGNAL
Jarcarp: hello
thestormlizards: First?
AmoriLinguae: yay I'm right on time
Jake_the_guy: lrrSIGNAL
Vn497: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
queenfounder: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
NovaTiempo: !findquote owl
LRRbot: Quote #2519: "Beej... I don't want to lrrEFF an owl!" —Alex [2016-05-14]
NathanJay_GA: Mods are very much awake. And they intend to stay that way
girlpainting: Juliamon , can you wisper the following text to LoadingReadyRun ? they have wispers shut of for people not on their mod list.
questions_sleep: Finally catching this live
kingshadow2442: HSCheers HSCheers
Azn1000: which conspiracy are they draft?
Juliamon: Azn1000 Original
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RockPusher: !badadvice
LRRbot: Boop its nose.
Weirdcards: What kind of Oathbreaker is “Conspiracy”? 😏
queenfounder: Nelson tweeted he's drafting!
red_shoes_jeff: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always ashamed of my words and deeds.
red_shoes_jeff: I her that.
pharniel: Wow. On time for once. Huzzah
TehAmelie: that's a good secret
SileeOneNow: Me, Tom, and Crow are ready to crown a champion tonight
Science_and_Magic: @TheWarbo I know right! I love the flavour of the bond cards!
red_shoes_jeff: *hear! Dammit!
PixelSavage: Greetings you wonderful human beings
TehAmelie: sup
kat2kool: !Box
LRRbot: In the box is: an undead cat
chaostreader: Hi chat.
girlpainting: @ LoadingReadyRun I have invented a new Draft format, called the Solingen Shuffle. It is a Mix between Draft and Sealed. You take 4 players, with each 4 packs of magic cards. each player opens up 2 packs, and drafts the other 2. the order of opening pack 1 and 2, and drafting is up to the player. then you build a deck out of 40 cards like usual.
ninja_theory_ashrams: !card countdown is
LRRbot: The Countdown Is at One [3RR] | Sorcery | Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
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RegulusPratus: Always first-pick a Worldknit.
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NathanJay_GA: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
NathanJay_GA: Well, yeah
MrBigBentz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
MrBigBentz: conspiracy draft is one of my favorite formats also almost 2 and a half years of throwing money at you, here's to many more
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ritchards: uhohb
IbunWest: RIP intro
Juliamon: Oh no not again
Nigouki: chuggy intros strike again?
NovaTiempo: Sound fail?
mtgdabest: mmmmmm yummy
SpookySpaghooti: RIP
DarkMorford: Oh no
phenexian: again?
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
flatluigi: uh oh
KitteyWolf: loud and jittery intro
KitteyWolf: whoops
NovaTiempo: Blarp.
Worldbuild: No sound
SpookySpaghooti: the intro always messes up
mtgdabest: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Science_and_Magic: EVERYBODY PANIC!
drzootsuit: silent night paper fight
ritchards: and prepare for stream downtime again...
flatluigi: and now it's gone
queenfounder: Oh broken intro, it wouldn't be the same without you!
RockPusher: C'mon computer, you can do it!
NovaTiempo: no noise at all
mastershake29x: auspicious start
TheWarbo: @Science_and_Magic The art is amazing! And Joe Slucher tweeted some sketches of other options, with other combined guildsymbols
jonasjonIV: who needs sound!
girlpainting: Juliamon , got the text?
orbitaltuna: guess streaming pc needs a restart again? :p
Nigouki: isn't this a totally different computer?
flatluigi: oh no
Azn1000: rip headphones
SpookySpaghooti: oh god
Warlock1258: Argfhhh My ears
FITorion: chop chop
NovaTiempo: GAH!
Juliamon: girlpainting got it!
kingshadow2442: Oof
ArcticAtlantic: ooh good the sound wasn't just me
chaostreader: Welp
NovaTiempo: bvvvt
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theycallhimben: Woohoo Conspiracy is so good. Anyone going all out for the Lizard Warrior deck?
pharniel: Glad that cleared up
girlpainting: thx :)
TehAmelie: rip conspirators
flyingdelorion: lrrFINE
CamelAttack: Oh dear. Robo cameron.
Jarcarp: hi
RegulusPratus: Playin' 7-up?
Dabari49: I always love the conspiracy drafts weird shit always happens
coolbond: everyone is dead
Szyael: Chug chug chug!!!
RockPusher: Nap Time! PogChamp
62MGcobra: 7 up!!!
AmoriLinguae: not loud for me but chiopy
NovaTiempo: Hidden players?
colinoclock: thumbs up heads down!
radioshackraider: Hey all. I went 4-0 in Standard tonight, so that's good
SpookySpaghooti: I havent played 7 up in YEARS
MikeyM133 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
MikeyM133: Hey guys! Met Graham, Adam, Beej, and Alex at Pax East and I was super frazzled and nervous. Just wanted to say thanks for all you do and thank you for inspiring my own wrestling podcast! you're all amazing and dope
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CamelAttack: Smooth sailing now?
LoadingReadyRun: audio is choppy?
silvalunae: ALEX NO
thegatherers: 7 up with 6 people
76 raiders from jrhwhite have joined!
LoadingReadyRun: or just the intro
mtgdabest: not anymore
fuzzy_died: not anymore
Maddrius: Audio is ok not
ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun intro was effed up
Maddrius: *now
Worldbuild: A little choppy
coolbond: just the intro
queenfounder: A Kingdom of cards!
Jake_the_guy: Hey alex
ZakAmetyst: Audio is fine now.
PixelSavage: Why is Alex not in more stuff ....
NotCainNorAbel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 9 month streak!
NotCainNorAbel: One happy baby here.
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red_shoes_jeff: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
chaostreader: Just the intro
NovaTiempo: Audio is #OK now
IbunWest: Cam's audio was choppy at first but it's better now
Paranundrox: lrrHORN lrrHORN raid time
Lettuce_Toast: A county of cardboard
awsomeness32059: Hi Alex
KitteyWolf: yay alex on fridaynight paperfight. glad to see you :D
jrhwhite: jrhwhiNeverLucky
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TehAmelie: hello raidsm'n
UnknownGerm: Helllo Jer and freinds
Squiidd_pope: Yooooooo alex
claritycasey: party time
Loonatic93: ALRIGHT! Watching some M:TG with some of my favorite best bois!
Lettuce_Toast: A fiefdom of fun
Jorge4hg: Jer raid!!!!
KitteyWolf: i'm excited for conspiracy
ArcticAtlantic: the intro audio just died for me, then cam's hello was choppy, now we're fine
CamelAttack: It's mostly smoothing out now.
korvys: OOo, the rare Alex Limited stream
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun it was the first 10 seconds of cameron and now it's fine
Bailite: Raidin' like it's Molten Core.
Lucaan: Hey Jer eogHey
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
Worldbuild: a little distortion
MikeyM133: Paper fight time!! Woot!
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denitar: Wow that sure is six handsome bois.
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jrhwhite: Rawr
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Diabore: @PixelSavage alex stepped away from lrr to focus on personal aspirations
NovaTiempo: The Jeralings
Lettuce_Toast: A nation of non-bad products
Roundtable24: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
DarkMorford: Ben!
RegulusPratus: "The White Album"?
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colinoclock: Friday Night Paper Fights is my favorite... you are all my favorite... Almost time for a sub baby... I am about to splode!
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NovaTiempo: K
Theycallmejokke: Welcome brewcrew
wtrob: LUL
RockPusher: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
seth_erickson: what about Jank Tank
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mister_nibbles: 40/10 + 14 - 8 = 10 Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
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MrPolyK: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Pintyhet: I was headed here after anyway.
chickenace11: the number two brew crew
Shampp: Stoked to see Adam Cam and Ben!!!
jrhwhite: Yea brewcrew why didn't I think of that???
red_shoes_jeff: Welcome, Brew Crew
Bailite: Thanks, Bengineering.
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cetiken17: LRR is my new jam looking forward to silly draft!
Meltalar: lrrSPOOP sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHolyMoly sergeScopeCreep
nature_hoot: Brew crew nature12Hoot
lasergatlingrex: at last catching you awesome peeps live
Lucaan: Jer's Hatebears
Pintyhet: Brü Crü
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thegatherers: Ive still haven't received my oreskos sunguide. #blamejames
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Paranundrox: I'll take it lrrBEEJ
claritycasey: Jernadian Jerlander
RockPusher: OG Conspiracy
Scar_Red_Tiger: Its Conspiracy 1 multiplayer?
hd_dabnado: that isnt a conspiracy
Jake_the_guy: wow the table just messing with eachother
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ArcticAtlantic: I proudly welcome Jeremy White's Brew Crew sergeHeart
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thraximore: casual gaslighting
Maddrius: Thanks Rex!
hd_dabnado: that is the mandela effect, both stupid
Jorge4hg: Thanks rex!
Worldbuild: Nice
TehAmelie: rampant gaslighting is kind of conspiratorial right
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: the Jerland-ians
Lucaan: Chicago PogChamp
seth_erickson: thanks Rex
MilkInBag: All Hail the Queen!
flyingdelorion: thanx Rex!
Worldbuild: Thank you, Rex
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deathrite_sharkman: cheer100 Hey I love you guys. It's 2am in Germany so I'm gonna catch the VOD but have fun drafting! (also Nelson rocks!)
kingshadow2442: Rex
Theycallmejokke: *spoilers* the box is full of spiders
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RechargeableFrenchman: Woo 9 months with you lovely people. I'm sure there will be many more.
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radioshackraider: How on earth is this gonna work with 6 people?
Jorge4hg: It's just bees
RegulusPratus: Yeah, I mean, spoiler alert, that box is full of spiders
Worldbuild: Alex is super quiet
ninja_theory_ashrams: c'mon Dack
Doom4114 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
Doom4114: I have always loved conspiracy, my second favorite commander is in it, all hail the King Eternal
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thefreak013: Are you sure it was Rex? Has anybody seen this Rex person? I didn't think so...
walkwithoutrhythm: #TeamPowerSurge
iammorthos: alex is very low
jrhwhite: Alright team I'm out have a great draft!!!
MilkInBag: me!?
thegatherers: Is Cam going to make fun of the Cleveland Browns tonight?
Jorge4hg: chat?
Wonderdoc: You did draft it once. At Moonbase Mark 3. Cam was wearing sick shades. Jer&Tally were there and Serge milled himself. Was one of the first paper fight streams
CardinalJobber: ME? PogChamp
Jorge4hg: cool
red_shoes_jeff: IT WAS ME! DIO!
chaostreader: Chat!
Jarcarp: me?
NathanJay_GA: ^_^
Jake_the_guy: is alex miked?
dialMforMara: good evening
NathanJay_GA: good evening!
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eye_h_bar: This is a plan
TheSoftestBunny: yeah Alex is very not loud
mastershake29x: !ppr
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Nigouki: alex is very quiet
walkwithoutrhythm: @Jake_the_guy the real question is he milked?
Worldbuild: Can't really hear Alex
queenfounder: Room mic is NOT working for Alex
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Shampp: Good
TruTrashMan: Make Serge make 3 copies so the extra can judge
Maddrius: *twitches*
Shampp: xD
IbunWest: PPR Hype
djalternative: !ppr
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thefreak013: PPR HYPE
ArcticAtlantic: wooooo
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MilkInBag: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Kykiwi: PPR HYPE
wtrob: Preprerelease seabatTROG
CardinalJobber: Get hype for the PPR
RockPusher: There will be WAR!
Scotblackbird: I am simple hooman - I see Conspiracy, I click
djalternative: Also, Chunk Punch tomorrow.
TehAmelie: spar of the wark
Diabore: and dennis!
DoodlestheGreat: Skinnyghost!
Jake_the_guy: cool humans
deathrite_sharkman: lrrHORN lrrHORN
ritchards: M'ark
chaostreader: You de-fuse and split back into the two people you used to be.
flatluigi: everyone kind of sounds like they're on the room mic and not their regular mics
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DeusParnel: Whoo!
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aussie_rob_w: Did someone say cat?
PixelSavage: "We invited some wonderful people ... of which I dont even know the names of."
ArcticAtlantic: @djalternative heck yeah i am so stoked for chunk punch!
ninja_theory_ashrams: #LRRWAR
Bailite: I can every one of Alex's sweet words.
MilkInBag: we can hear adam's tapping super loud LUL
SpookySpaghooti: everyone's somewhat quiet
deathrite_sharkman: chungus punch
wtrob: Magic magic magic magic
Science_and_Magic: Let's DRAFT!
TheWarbo: punch that chunk
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MilkInBag: I hope Cam opens Marchesa
whydustin: awww yeah
TheWarbo: !point
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Jake_the_guy: new goal, use magic boxes to build a magic gundam costume
UnknownGerm: yeah, four packs each makes sense with 6 people
F1SHOR: wubrgLost wubrgLost
deathrite_sharkman: good night chat lrrHEART
red_shoes_jeff: !chunkpunch
girlpainting: @ LoadingReadyRun Paul, what do you think of my draft idea? have you read the message that got send to you?
RegulusPratus: First pick a gold card
gawag_: who's gonna get sovereigns realm?
PixelSavage: time to Kronch those cards
Worldbuild: Proceed to cheat step
flyingdelorion: GLHF eveyone!
MilkInBag: I once got a foil dack fayden in my very first conspiracy draft, it was fun
Ubiki: RIP Dack
NovaTiempo: Crackle
TruTrashMan: "I have 4 somehow" as he takes his hand out of the box where he got them
Juliamon: girlpainting they're probably a bit busy running the stream right now
NovaTiempo: Rustle
asddsa28: all lcuk no skill
NovaTiempo: *open*
seth_erickson: phage take here
thraximore: you have to play it
flyingdelorion: *everyone
chickenace11: do it serge
Diabore: DO IT
queenfounder: As someone who has never seen anyone draft/play conspiracy before anyone give me a quick rundown on how it's different? lrrHEART
IbunWest: he's gotta do it
CardinalJobber: Do it, take it.
seth_erickson: do it serge
girlpainting: Juliamon , fair enough
thraximore: dew it
MilkInBag: BBBB is so hard
one_last_time_: take it serge
mastershake29x: serge you have to
niccus: when you draft phage without casting her from your hand, you lose the draft
eye_h_bar: Spicy opens
futureidk: Wakeew
RegulusPratus: Oh wow, Cam's rocking two of my favorite gold cards ever
ritchards: Mirari's Wake is a bomb!
thraximore: it wins you the game
thraximore: or loses it
Bailite: Worldknit pick one?
thefreak013: DO IT. YOU MUST DO IT.
CamelAttack: Serge does not know of Phage?
Science_and_Magic: WAKE!
JellyfishySama: Do it
PhoenixMelior: Serge you must
wtrob: Do it! sergeIrene
thraximore: DO IT
thraximore: yes
Damp_Rice: serge u must
seth_erickson: Good job Serge
TehAmelie: Worldknit is my fave
bongoguy: phage is awsome
MikeyM133: wow some dope mythics to starf
ArcticAtlantic: that seems very take yes
MilkInBag: PogChamp
TheWarbo: Listening to chat, never turns out wrong.
futureidk: Cameron wake is busteddd
wtrob: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
MilkInBag: YES
ZakAmetyst: !card lore seeker
LRRbot: Lore Seeker [2] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/2] | Reveal Lore Seeker as you draft it. After you draft Lore Seeker, you may add a booster pack to the draft. (Your next pick is from that booster pack. Pass it to the next player and it's drafted this draft round.)
migelino164: Cam you 100% take that and draft Worldknit later
CardinalJobber: YEAH
Jorge4hg: Woooooo
TheThromborax: YES ALEX YES
Nemowoodbine: Serve it’s bad!
TruTrashMan: OG ZENDIKAR
one_last_time_: Got there
Nemowoodbine: It’s a trap!
Koshindan: Unstable!
MilkInBag: add a conspiracy booster Kappa
ArcticAtlantic: wooooah
flatluigi: hell yes
Scotblackbird: AMAZING
Squiidd_pope: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
Worldbuild: What madness is this
Theycallmejokke: Homelands!
bongoguy: gimme a unstable pack
thegatherers: alpha
RegulusPratus: Conspiracy 2?
Myrdin90: yaaaas
Szyael: Homalnds!!!!
TheInnsanity: UNSTABLE
Science_and_Magic: GET THE CRACK A PACK BOX!
Jorge4hg: Unstable!
w1nsol: Roll a d20
chickenace11: roll a dice
hd_dabnado: even a boat!
TruTrashMan: Unstable if possible
TimWinGame: arabian nights!
TheInnsanity: PICK UNSTABLE
ZeroArcana: UNset
hd_dabnado: UNSTABLE
PixelSavage: Unstable
Science_and_Magic: UNSTABLE!
thraximore: here we gooooo
Squiidd_pope: it could be a boat
theovenbird: Urza's Block!
ArcticAtlantic: roll the d20!
migelino164: Dust off that LEA Pack
armoredscarves: UNSTABLE
Myrdin90: unstable
62MGcobra: unstable!
djalternative: Un's Table
Driosenth: Unstable!
TheInnsanity: PICK THE UNSTABLE
MilkInBag: ooooooooooooooh no not an unset
Lucaan: Homelands PogChamp
Rockario: @queenfounder The set was maded to be drdafted an played multiplayer. And there are "Conspiracy cards" like the one Adam just drafted that have effects during the draft
CardinalJobber: Unstable
Pintyhet: This is what happened with Alex’s cube too.
ninja_theory_ashrams: it could be anything, even a boat
armoredscarves: PICK UNSTABLE
Fantusta: I love you Adam!
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Szyael: Unstable!!!
TheInnsanity: WOW
phorrestgaze: roll the die?
NovaTiempo: THE BOX! *bows*
Jake_the_guy: but un is FUN
chaostreader: Wait that enchantment was in this set?
Damp_Rice: two packs of homelands
MilkInBag: Avacyn Restored
RegulusPratus: Conspiracy Two
Diabore: oooh spicy
Science_and_Magic: AWwwww
Fruan: Homelands!
Pintyhet: Alex has that nuts planeswalker pack.
armoredscarves: UN IS FUN
BearPsychologist: Kaladesh!
TheInnsanity: I didn't know cam and serge were cowards
TruTrashMan: yeah, thats fair. we can only get so wacky
stevestein: UNSTABLE! Don't listen to Serge!
Damp_Rice: ONE pack of homelands
CardinalJobber: Rip Unstable Dream
Koshindan: Homelands!
flyingdelorion: Coooool! This is what I came for!
Alness49: Just got here, is there a 6th coming?
migelino164: OHHH NOOOO
Ryenji: hahaha
thraximore: oh yessss
Scotblackbird: 0.0
Uzumaki15: Ultimate masters!
chickenace11: this is like a tea selection but better
Azn1000: alpha
MilkInBag: Beta Kappa
coolbond: go insane and go with the joke sets
Jake_the_guy: heck ya pokemon cards
Lucaan: Roll a die. Let the lords of chaos choose.
thegatherers: grab born of the gods, get oreskos sunguide!
bongoguy: yo a pack of yu gi oh
TehAmelie: i vote for a pack of Dropmix
phorrestgaze: a doller store repack
coriolis_storm: ADAM CRACKS THE WHOLE THING
TheThromborax: You can't spell "Fun" without "JUDGE!"
Damp_Rice: 15 cards of a standard deck of palying cards
Alness49: Nevermind
armoredscarves: Get some pack in a foreign language, if that's available
girlpainting: scars of mirrodin!
hoktauri: Earth: Final War?
Worldbuild: New Phyrexia?
RegulusPratus: Meanwhile, Cam needs to first-pick a gold enchantment
armoredscarves: For added jank
Azn1000: zendikar
thraximore: oooh new phyrexia
RockPusher: The Conspiracy was that this was Pokemon all along!
futureidk: wakeeee
MilkInBag: fate reforged got jank, and tasigur
hd_dabnado: fetches in khans
dialMforMara: what did Adam choose?
TruTrashMan: Get another multiplayer-friendly set like battlebond
MilkInBag: HAHHAHA
KingXicor: Donruss 1985
KitteyWolf: adam pls
migelino164: WOOOOW
tendrilsoftragedy: did anyone crack a soon to be dead planeswalker?
Jorge4hg: Hahahaha
Scotblackbird: loooooool
Jake_the_guy: conspire with usssss
MilkInBag: yessssssssssssssss
Lucaan: NotLikeThis
thegatherers: go infinite
TheThromborax: A core set would be good
stevestein: On the other hand, we're never going to beat "Kathleen, can you pass me that Shahrazad behind you?"
ZakAmetyst: Go for the loop!
chaostreader: So what I’m hearing is we need to do another chaos draft to get rid of some packs.
Azn1000: loreseeker
mtgdabest: cmon go infinite
Willbrannon: Lame
Worldbuild: Really?
MilkInBag: this is 👌
SpookySpaghooti: Mirari seems sweet
one_last_time_: boo
RockPusher: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Willbrannon: Boooo
TheInnsanity: I didn't know this was a coward stream
Wonderdoc: ResidentSleeper
Koshindan: Go infinite!
SpookySpaghooti: oh also can we talk about cards in chat or are they looking at chat?
MilkInBag: maximum trollibng
Jake_the_guy: yes adam yes
SpookySpaghooti: @mods
BearPsychologist: Did Cam take the sweet card?
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Jorge4hg: is this conspiracy?
Lucaan: What rarity is Loreseeker?
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djalternative: We are the hollow men, We are the stuffed men, Leaning together, Headpiece filled with straw. Alas! Our dried voices, when We whisper together Are quiet and meaningless As wind in dry grass or rats' feet over broken glass In our dry cellar
Rogtilop: Boo
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: just have an empty spot at the table between nelson and adam
chaostreader: @spookyspaghooti They can see us.
MilkInBag: if there's no loreseeker, leave the draft
TruTrashMan: I'm just excited to see people vote
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SpookySpaghooti: will remember, thanks
flyingdelorion: I think it qualifies Adam
IbunWest: Serge can you hold your cards higher or lower your camera?
CaffeinatedLemur: whelp, no Fallen Empires for me
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Got my nuggies, time to enjoy some drafty
dialMforMara: hi @CaffeinatedLemur
SpookySpaghooti: Adam is a coward for not picking a Homelands pack
CaffeinatedLemur: heya Mara
dialMforMara: how goes?
chaostreader: @spookyspaghooti I have almost revealed stuff before. Glad you asked first.
TruTrashMan: They have a cool frame I think. The ones you show everyone
CaffeinatedLemur: SpookySpaghooti no , screw homelands, gimme them Thrulls
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CaffeinatedLemur: I am well Mara, you?
APrioriOfNothing: I just got here. I miss anything spicy?
PixelSavage: casual phage
Geekscience: serge is gonna die to that phage i can smell it
Jake_the_guy: I think theres one you have to count what pic the card was and it gets +1/+1 counters based on that
Pantsravaganza: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #463: "That really sounds like a stupid-ass play... which makes it kind of tempting." —James [2015-07-16]
one_last_time_: How are the pods working with only 6 people?
TruTrashMan: I hope they remember you can't name tokens for hidden agenda. I didn't
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: loreseeker was drafted so theres an extra pack of conspiracy going around
APrioriOfNothing: Nice
coriolis_storm: There's a couple of cards like that Nelson, IIRC
KitteyWolf: i havent gotten to watch a stream live for a while. i'm glad its this. even though i'm meant to be writing stuff
TheWarbo: My favorite result would have been Adam saying "we already have the packs for the PPR, right...?"
KidAmn: Well, Cam is in those colours now
TehAmelie: did we see a Worldknit or did i just dream it?
Damp_Rice: @one_last_time_ first reg pod of four, second pod is other two with winner and first loser of first pod
chaostreader: 4 person game. Then first out and winner play with the 2 who haven’t played yet.
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: @APrioriOfNothing also serge drafted phage
Mynthio2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:44.
one_last_time_: @damp_rice Okay thanks
thegatherers: every draft i do, i just rip whatever gets passed to me and then drop
ushiikun: First pack?
Maddrius: @ushiikun yes
thenb44: yep
girlpainting: yes
queenfounder: !findcard phange
chickenace11: you mean you started in the right direction serge
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: yes
ushiikun: Thank you! all
Fantusta: Rich person's draft? Pick one, rip the rest, go through a box each?
queenfounder: !card phange
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
PixelSavage: first pack except for Adam
Pal_Friendpatine: I used to take the best cards from the draft. Didn’t really care if I could make a good deck or not
TheWarbo: Do remember that the whole table can read chat...
mastershake29x: i remember that promo video, that was great
dialMforMara: @CaffeinatedLemur I'm okay. Work's a drag, but at least it's spring.
chaostreader: @queenfounder no n
kat2kool: !Card phage
LRRbot: Found 6 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Lucaan: You don't have to cast it, Serge, but casting it is indeed recommended
NovaTiempo: uuuuuh
theinvisiblevoice: there's conspiracy that let's you splash a card name with any color mana
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CaffeinatedLemur: dialMforMara well glad to hear
thegatherers: it was, very old stream
ArcticAtlantic: i could have sworn there's a 5 hour lrr conspiracy stream where serge decks himself
Damp_Rice: Cam, you must
FlannelShirtEnthusist: !card phage
LRRbot: Found 6 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
maltan_ankka: dack fayden, not ral zarek?
Pal_Friendpatine: @sweg_leaps congrats!!!
mastershake29x: @ArcticAtlantic there is indeed
TehAmelie: or the Worldknit deck, aka the entire pig and a ham on the side
badefolux: Gotta love the ham sandwich delivery on that video
red_shoes_jeff: First Conspiracy draft, I believe. Moonbase 3?
Lucaan: Will of the Council is actually balanced in this format PogChamp
ogundiety: Everyone is equal, but some people are more equal than others.
UnknownGerm: the one with marshal wasn't even a stream, it was a prerecord
TheInnsanity: I mean, you can also bribe the other players in the game, just like real democracy
Scotblackbird: Too close, Paul, too close XD
mastershake29x: serge had a glorius plan in that game, and had it ruined right at the end
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flyingdelorion: Stupid Democracy, yeah that's how I felt when Brexit was announced...
HazaTheRaider: alex my lad! how have you been?
Lucaan: I definitely like the Conspiracy 2 version of Will of the Council more. Can't remember what it's called.
tendrilsoftragedy: @flyingdelorion too real dude.... too real
ArcticAtlantic: @flyingdelorion oooof
Alness49: Is this the set with Alex's signature card, Garbage Fire?
ushiikun: I wasn't playing when Conspiracy came out, did it have Draft Matters cards similar to Conspiracy 2?
azureHaights: um ACTUALLY converted mana cost has no colors, so...
queenfounder: That 5hr video is still on youtube. 4 years old. They look like baabies
chaostreader: And then Serge will pivot.
Bailite: @Lucaan Council's Dilemma.
niccus: First Annual Dack Fayden Memorial Conspiracy Draft
Lucaan: That's it
mastershake29x: @Alness49 that's in C2
TheInnsanity: the masters sets were kinda flops
TheInnsanity: for draft
Lucaan: Council's Dilemma was dope
djalternative: I agree with @niccus
Science_and_Magic: @niccus Oh yeah, that's right. Dack beefs it in the end.
UnknownGerm: niccus I want to say too soon, but no one's really that broke up about it
Tantusar: Just CNS-CNS-CNS, right?
Squiidd_pope: Dack isn't even getting a card this set
NovaTiempo: Lots on snark in the moonbase tonight :p
asddsa28: o god
Damp_Rice: @Tantusar yep
Science_and_Magic: Eh? Eh? Anyone? Dack dies IN THE END?
TheWarbo: I had that same thought as Paul
dialMforMara: @CaffeinatedLemur canageek says hi
RockPusher: foxmarFIRE PowerUpL lrrSLOTH PowerUpR
FlannelShirtEnthusist: hehehe
Squiidd_pope: Just "Were killing the meme and were killing dack"
TheWarbo: Search the room for treasure!
ExhaustedElox: Ooh, the rare Alex sighting on FNPF :D
TruTrashMan: @Tantusar It's CNS-CNS-CNS-CNS for At least one person
chickenace11: Adam is a tech god \
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ArcticAtlantic: awww Jer and Tally were in that video also... and beardless James!
queenfounder: WINK WINK
NovaTiempo: Oh, that reminds me - did the Moobase get hold of any bits of Israeli Moonlander?
Jake_the_guy: I love adam on teck tho, he's got great energy
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Adam was on tech last night? I has a VoD to watch!
TwitchTVsFrank: yeah adam is the best tech!
Tantusar: Ooooooo.
tendrilsoftragedy: he hit it with his voice?
theinvisiblevoice: 1 sweeper
NanashiSword: So this pack... so many conspiracies... no 'draft matters' cards.
Science_and_Magic: Which vod are we talking about when Adam was on tech?
TruTrashMan: Auras are fine here because they have 3 opponents to leverage usually single-target removal against
seth_erickson: yesterday's
thenb44: last night heroquest
Maddrius: @WasntFuzzyWuzzy it was a VERY good stream. Recommend.
seth_erickson: the long game
NanashiSword: Last night's Long Game Science_and_Magic
queenfounder: Serge is white to me
TheInnsanity: serge is usually white
TabbyLavalamp: Conspiracy! Sweet!
Pal_Friendpatine: @science_and_magic The Long Play where they play Heroquest
Bailite: Serge is grey/brown, surely.
queenfounder: Color identity, not just race ;)
DarkMorford: Ah, yeah, good old Azorius Ben.
IbunWest: I dunno. After Bylaw and Order I kind of associate Ben with Boros.
TheInnsanity: serge is blue pretending to be white
TwilightAvalon: Serge is a White Artifact Kappa
seth_erickson: and his trusty side kick Cameron Red Deck wins Lauder
queenfounder: Serge is a while land*
flyingdelorion: Wait? They did Heroquest last night? Now my whole saturday training is ruined.... BibleThump
Lucaan: Planted something alright
flatluigi: sueaks
red_shoes_jeff: sergeSqueak
RockPusher: sergeSqueak
wtrob: sergeSqueak
ArcticAtlantic: sergeSqueak
SpookySpaghooti: Squeak counter +1
chickenace11: sergeSqueak
ritchards: So Cam looks to be in "y'know, whatever'
NovaTiempo: sergeSqueak
girlpainting: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
axare123: sergeSqueak
tendrilsoftragedy: @seth_erickson we dont point that out to Cameron. He has to admit it to himself first.
seth_erickson: take
RockPusher: !findquote squeak
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
UnknownGerm: best brainstorm art. Don't @ me
Bailite: Serge is a Mistveil Plains enchantment that somehow destroys lands.
NovaTiempo: :D
BearPsychologist: lol
radioshackraider: Oh, in news for Serge, I just got a Thespian Stage, so now I can Dark Depths combo people in Commander
Worldbuild: Orrery!!!!!!
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly
seth_erickson: that card screams cameron
colinoclock: oooooo
Science_and_Magic: Vedalken Orrrey!
flatluigi: how is alex only just now learning this
ZaneReichley: Orrery oooo
Diabore: thats a good open for cam
queenfounder: !findquote Serge
LRRbot: Quote #4174: "Chat, get out of Serge's head." —Paul [2017-04-29]
RockPusher: sergeSqueak sergeMoly sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Worldbuild: YES
ArcticAtlantic: i adore people's reactions to that
Uzumaki15: that's money
Science_and_Magic: YEAH! CAM TOOK IT!
radioshackraider: Damn, Cam's money daft
SuperSugarSloth: katesLurk
maltan_ankka: orrery and miraris wake, what is this, commander?
Szyael: In the end, it doesnt even matter
Papperslappen: twitchdottvslashARustyDoor
chrono_muffin: I want one but they areliek 32 bucks now
CaffeinatedLemur: dialMforMara tell Canageek hi and you both should hang out in the irc more
tendrilsoftragedy: wait theres a mouse that streams?
chaostreader: Um um um best artifact?
Pal_Friendpatine: @flyingdelorion they did HQ for the first “legacy” gameplay because Ian wasn’t available. In two weeks it will be them back to playing Pandemic Legacy
seth_erickson: chocalte rain
red_shoes_jeff: That's the spirit! "Whine not, nothing matters!"
KitteyWolf: is alex humming chocolate rain
BearPsychologist: Cams building an EDH deck
frozenphoenix7: Welcome to Conspiracy draft, where the cards are made up and the rules don't matter.
mariammistressofmanifolds: wow, orrery is a 32 dolla rcard atm
ZakAmetyst: !card cogwork librarian
LRRbot: Cogwork Librarian [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Draft Cogwork Librarian face up. / As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, put Cogwork Librarian into that booster pack.
chrono_muffin: Im so happy that Feather is a good boros commander. It makes me realize how much of my red cards just sit there waiting for attention in edh
chickenace11: oh right there was the possibility of a defenders matter in this set
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chaostreader: Did this set have something like monarch in conspiracy 2
TruTrashMan: Wait until next pack with librarian, you can grab the Dack Fayden AND the foil Dack Fayden!
Golldum: i will always remember this format as the one i turned doomed traveler into a 4/4 that found other travelers
seth_erickson: it has monarch
DefintelyNotAFish: I can't wait to see Adam's Sulfuric Vortex-Smallpox deck. LUL
mastershake29x: @seth_erickson monarch is conspiracy 2, not this set
thraximore: !card syphon soul
LRRbot: Syphon Soul [2B] | Sorcery | Syphon Soul deals 2 damage to each other player. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
seth_erickson: wait I might be an idiot
flyingdelorion: @Pal_Friendpatine Thanx fo explaining. Still have a couple of Heroquest stream to watch then, I love it when the LRR crew plays that!
Bionull: If only fireshrieker phage made someone lose twice.
lt_leptien: wait was that a dominaria pack?
Science_and_Magic: @Golldum You did WHAT?
PixelSavage: nope - no Dominaria packs in that draft
fried_popsicle: dethrone is the OG conspiracy mechanic
ExhaustedElox: Are there different rules for the game(s) if you are drafting 6?
lt_leptien: oh, mb thanks for clarification
thavleifrim: adams average is only 6.5 CMC
ninja_theory_ashrams: as there's no sideboarding, plummet is main deckable
UnknownGerm: Bant goodstuff coming together for Cam
mastershake29x: @ExhaustedElox nope, you just need 18 packs instead of 24
ZaneReichley: Cam's bant is gonna be too good
Golldum: @Science_and_Magic yea there is a hidden agenda that gives +1/+1 counters and one that give things the squad hawk thing
RockPusher: !quote 1541
LRRbot: Quote #1541: "Give her the Rusty Door." —Graham [2015-03-27]
Bailite: 'Insurmountable Genetic Questions' - the next weirdo prog rock side project.
TheThromborax: wait what did Cam take?
ExhaustedElox: So still multiplayer, mastershake29x
fcg_shadow: oooo conspiracy.
coriolis_storm: @chaostreader @seth_erickson I know it had a similar mechanism, but it wasn't exactly Monarch
ArcticAtlantic: was conspiracy mostly reprints like a core set or did it have its own plane and lore and new cards and stuff?
chrono_muffin: I asked card kingdom for a doofy angle token. Heres hoping they have time to doodle
Jarcarp: Is Cam playing politics.
cynimo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 26:27.
seth_erickson: will of the council is the mechanic
TwilightAvalon: Nelson 100% has the Vent Sentinel deck
PixelSavage: Adam "man with the plan" Savidan
frozenphoenix7: Both @ArcticAtlantic
Golldum: @Science_and_Magic it honestly wasnt that busted with 4 player pods
chickenace11: @ArcticAtlantic own plane with lore
djalternative: this is a 2x3 conspiracy draft
mastershake29x: @ArcticAtlantic it was set on fiora, and had some new cards and some reprints
frozenphoenix7: It had it's own plane with lore, but it had a lot of reprints.
UnknownGerm: ArcticAtlantic there were a number of reprints, but it had unique cards story and characters
chrono_muffin: 5 dollar balduvian rage is a war crime of card scarcity
ExhaustedElox: All the draft matters cards and a number of voting cards were new.
ushiikun: @ArcticAtlantic Though at least the 2nd one had a lot of sweet and sour reprints
MilkInBag: there are so many sound effects in this stream
ArcticAtlantic: cool cool
MilkInBag: 'ooooh'
queenfounder: !card vent sentinal
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Lettuce_Toast: I've never been so excited for 3 colour draft
Spectre97: !card vent sentinel
LRRbot: Vent Sentinel [3R] | Creature — Elemental [2/4] | Defender / {1}{R}, {T}: Vent Sentinel deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the number of creatures with defender you control.
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: friendly reminder there is no sideboard
coriolis_storm: @ArcticAtlantic It was about 50/50 reprints and new cards, including draft matters
Boyshinboiv: wassup bois
queenfounder: Thanks, I'm incapable of spelling tonight
Scotblackbird: Cam, I'm *wheezing* why did you do that
thraximore: hahaaha cam
Willbrannon: !card jace, the mind sculptor
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | +2: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / 0: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / −1: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / −12: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
PixelSavage: be a bad boi Serge, cast it facedown.
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: OMG, the dome in the Capitol building literally represents George Washington as a god surrounded by angels
Wamut0mbo: Yeah but their not white now so it’s cool
ExhaustedElox: "He's so BIG!"
queenfounder: Any morhp's in this set?
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mastershake29x: @queenfounder no morphs
GoblinRanger: Oh yeah starting earlier now
lilyoswald: do we know who is on tech?
PixelSavage: Cant quite tell if Adam has a plan or not
GoblinRanger: Hello all, how goes?
TriseAlpha: Oh wow, another Mirari's Wake
alexwhitechats: this is original conspiracy?
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chrono_muffin: Any guess on God-Eternal Oketra?
Golldum: OH YEA WAKE
Jarcarp: jareth08
coriolis_storm: @lilyoswald Paul
girlpainting: la bear ian
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RockPusher: Liberian suffixCheers
chickenace11: It's a serge card
IbunWest: That's the most serge card he could've gotten
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: thats like 25 dollars
flatluigi: definitely serge's card
lilyoswald: @coriolis_storm thank you
RegulusPratus: Libarian. A Libation Archivist.
TriseAlpha: @chrono_muffin She's going to be a Zombie God
Science_and_Magic: It's a LAND card SERGE!
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ArcticAtlantic: i mean, it goes in your land deck
djalternative: Argle Bargle
ArcticAtlantic: oh wait can they see chat?
seth_erickson: you cast phage quicker with that rare Serge
NovaTiempo: Flim Flam? uhoh.
frozenphoenix7: You have 2 judges at the table and a chat full of people who know everything.
Nemowoodbine: Quintessons?
Nemowoodbine: Bah weep grah nah weep ninnybong
TheWarbo: !findquote chat judge
LRRbot: Quote #2177: "Did you know that Twitch Chat is a Level 3 Judge?" —Jimmy Wong [2016-03-26]
Pantsravaganza: !findquote reading
LRRbot: Quote #640: "*crushes fly* Hah! I read your book, you son of a bitch!" —Cameron [2015-09-02]
LathosTiran: including all the wrong answers :P
ninja_theory_ashrams: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Bionull: Cam has no respect for the ramp.
RockPusher: seabatYIKES
coriolis_storm: Alex doesn't trust us? BibleThump
wtrob: seabatYIKES ?
chrono_muffin: @TriseAlpha Is she canonically dead? I dont remember.
RockPusher: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
seth_erickson: seabatYIKES
frozenphoenix7: I don't trust us @coriolis_storm
Squiidd_pope: lrrSPOOP
djalternative: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
TwilightAvalon: Over/Under on Serge forgotting he has Clockwork Librarian
muondecay: !badadvice
LRRbot: Obey.
ushiikun: Why would anyone trust us, we are notoriously fickle
chickenace11: trust chat 50% only 10% of the time
TriseAlpha: @chrono_muffin Oketra? Yeah she is.
ninja_theory_ashrams: !bestadvice
djalternative: regicide
beckbat: kill Ben he drops a sick katana
TruTrashMan: Taps for jeskai!
IbunWest: Librarian tribal
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: TAPS FOR MURICA
silvalunae: america?
TruTrashMan: Wait can Serge grab 3 cards from a pack now?
RockPusher: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #867: "If you're going to yell things in chat, at least be right." —Cameron [2015-10-14]
IbunWest: If he wants to, yes.
queenfounder: When is the next LoadingReadyLive?
wtrob: Cowboy Magic!
UnknownGerm: god, the instants in that pack Cam just went through
NathanJay_GA: !findquote wrong
LRRbot: Quote #3465: "What is wrong with you, Horner?! This is a children's show!" —Alex [2016-10-03]
hardstylemiro: hello
Bailite: Cowboy Magic is an enduring subtheme of most sets.
RockPusher: Tuba Weeks!
thegatherers: Tuesday. March 50th, 20XX
Squiidd_pope: About a week ago?
Despoiler98: serge with the power play
Akaiatana: Serge just ancestraled in draft
TruTrashMan: Man those librarians are gonna go in and out of packs faster than my smoker grandma
Evochron13: serge doing the dream of "i just want all the things in this pack." "oh wait. i can!"
Milambus: !card clockwork librarian
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Evochron13: !cogwork librarian
Akaiatana: Is "Target Minotaur" actually Cowboy Magic?
Evochron13: !card cogwork librarian
LRRbot: Cogwork Librarian [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Draft Cogwork Librarian face up. / As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, put Cogwork Librarian into that booster pack.
RockPusher: The man with a plan seabatBRAIN
coriolis_storm: @queenfounder Guessing in 2 weeks, because of PPR next week
thegatherers: if we get a wild west plane, i hope its filled with cowboy magic
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: iirc plummet was maindeckable in this foramt
Milambus: -that- booster pack.. yea
MilkInBag: youwantedto
drzootsuit: crocodile chop plays in distance
KingOfDoma: Betcha the cowboy plane will be Instants Matter. Quick draw, and all...
Squiidd_pope: I don't think there were basics in conspiracy
cmdrud87: cheer300
Squiidd_pope: its been a long time though
RockPusher: So vascular!
queenfounder: Nope, just tokens
NanashiSword: !card lurking automaton
LRRbot: Lurking Automaton [5] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Reveal Lurking Automaton as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including Lurking Automaton. / Lurking Automaton enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the highest number you noted for cards named Lurking Automaton.
djalternative: so it's an on curve gateway collosus
IbunWest: Serge just drafted Gate Colossus
seth_erickson: why'd you put the keys up on the table
mastershake29x: 5 mana 8/8 seems good
chrono_muffin: @KingOfDoma Return is split second
Akaiatana: @KingOfDoma you mean cantrips :P
Nigouki: early 2000s were 30 years ago
MikeyM133: the sneaky Vince impression by Adam
LathosTiran: another episode of counting with serge
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT youwantedto
adi_pie: Welcome to AMVs with Alex.
cmdrud87: Conspiracy 1 was a ridiculously good set
oreo_pirate: i was just watching your stream repost of a conspierency draft with jeremy
PxwerJNzSKi: !card black lotus
LRRbot: Black Lotus [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.
UnknownGerm: man, the first conspiracy was so goooooood
Loonatic93: It was 2001. I know because it was uncomfortably close to 9/11.
MilkInBag: When I was, a young boy
TruTrashMan: Having fun is for NEEEEEERDS
ninja_theory_ashrams: as it is a multiplayer format with no sideboarding, plummet is main deckable. you will have a target
SileeOneNow: !advice
LRRbot: Keep yourself in the Molotov Range.
TriseAlpha: !card Dack Fayden
LRRbot: Dack Fayden [1UR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Dack [3] | +1: Target player draws two cards, then discards two cards. / −2: Gain control of target artifact. / −6: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell that targets one or more permanents, gain control of those permanents."
chaostreader: I’m sorry was that one mana play an extra land each turn?
AzureShok: Did y'all merge MTGbot with LRRbot?
chrono_muffin: jiminy christmas Expropriate is 50 BUCKS!?!
ArcticAtlantic: my father...
ArcticAtlantic: couldn't leave @MilkInBag unanswered
cmdrud87: exploration
IbunWest: Is there going to be an on camera deckbuild
djalternative: play judges tower
hoktauri: @chrono_muffin yuuuuup
MadWolf1290: What a twist!
TriseAlpha: They're going to flip the room upside-down?
Blasteg: 3 decks enter
GoblinRanger: Sounds dramatic
Orgmastron: Powerful magic~!
Swamplor: They're going to transform the room by building a deck for it?
thegatherers: shuffle them all together and play judges tower
PxwerJNzSKi: Please do
drzootsuit: commercial break: daves deckbuilding and deck-building assistance offices
TheWarbo: If they're going to flip the studio, it must be from Kamigawa?
Lucaan: Was Party Bob in this set, or was that Conspiracy 2?
Akaiatana: @chrono_muffin Time is money
mariammistressofmanifolds: that was this set
UnknownGerm: Party Bob was conpriacy run the jewels
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Stellapacifica: Hi all, how far in are we?
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cmdrud87: @lucaan, 2, I splashed for that and won a draft with it
Lettuce_Toast: war of the spark is looking to be a nifty set
Science_and_Magic: THE LAST BOND CARD HAS BEEN SPOILED! BOND OF PASSION!
Lucaan: WAR is hype
Stellapacifica: Oooh, is it on mythicspoiler?
Squiidd_pope: Link?
frozenphoenix7: OK but why the caps
MehGyver0: !quote
FlannelShirtEnthusist: sounds hot
chrono_muffin: @Lettuce_Toast It is! got me a buy a box preordered for some draft fun. Also that Tezzeret...
queenfounder: Let them be excited
Pal_Friendpatine: I’d like a bond of passion. That’s be nice
Pal_Friendpatine: That’d*
Science_and_Magic: Sorry for the all caps, I wanted people to see it.
FlannelShirtEnthusist: right
TheSoftestBunny: omg i read mythic spoiler as my thicc spoiler
Lettuce_Toast: @chrono_muffin I'm real excited for superfriends constructed
Stellapacifica: Rakdoros. Nice
Stellapacifica: Oh, no, that's Gruul, I'm an idiot
Pantsravaganza: lrrCHKN
TwilightAvalon: Niv Mizzet's story has made me SO HYPE....my favorite character in the entirety of Magic
Stellapacifica: Boruul?
cmdrud87: !card bond of passion
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
chrono_muffin: @Lettuce_Toast Im glad I gave in and got my doubling season for like 27. I dont think its going down anytime soon
Lettuce_Toast: Niv mizz the rebizz nearly made me... well, you know
GingerLivsMatter: bond of revival should have been golgari orhovoz
Squiidd_pope: That bond is pretty nifty
TwilightAvalon: Niv Mizzet is about to SLAP Nicol Bola's shit
Theycallmejokke: I miss the break music, so quite
TwilightAvalon: AND I LOVE IT
Stellapacifica: New Niv makes me want to play something other than Izzet or esper for once
cmdrud87: WAR looks rad... I am maybe a little sceptical abut the creatrue density, but I might be completely wrong there
queenfounder: Anyone got any ideas for their ideal colours to play at their PR?
GingerLivsMatter: @Stellapacifica so red?
Science_and_Magic: So far I like all the bonds. But I don't think the Dimizzet will be any good for draft
Lettuce_Toast: Selesnya has had some nice spoilers but nothing is stopping me from forcing rainbow good stuff in every format
GingerLivsMatter: im an idoit
pyrojakk: Those new bond cards are amazingly pretty
TwilightAvalon: RUG looks strong in limited
pyrojakk: The flavor text this set is beautiful.
queenfounder: I'm liking a lot of the white, and I'm not a white player normally
cmdrud87: @queenfounder, I want to try b/g for poliferate
pyrojakk: I want to open a foil saheeli, idc about anything else. That card's amazing
TwilightAvalon: Niv-Mizzet, Reborn's flavor text should have read "I HEARD YOU TALKIN SHIT. LIKE I WOULDNT FIND OUT!"
egyptcraze: you mean u/g?
djalternative: red bond just got spoiled
Lettuce_Toast: I feel like bant teferi/spark/prliferate might come out of nowhere
Theycallmejokke: Fiver colors super friends or bust
chrono_muffin: it will be interesting to see how RDW does. Like, going straight for the dome and letting them have whatever planeswalkers up seems bad, but attacking walkers instead also seems to be asking for trouble tempo wise
pyrojakk: Yeah all the bonds are out now
TheWarbo: Who previewed that bond?
pyrojakk: Not amazing cards but very flavorful which is a win
cmdrud87: yes, it's like 2 m here, and I was our opartying
Science_and_Magic: Problem I'm seeing so far is not much fixing.
Lettuce_Toast: There's so much anti aggro in WAR I hope it pushes out mono red/blue a little
egyptcraze: we havent seen the whole set yet
pyrojakk: Supposedly the set has evolving wilds on it
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NovaTiempo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 44:35.
queenfounder: It's still ravnica so I'm assuming it'll still support multi colour decks...
NovaTiempo: 2AM in the UK - peace out all o7
pyrojakk: supposedly because it's not spoiled yet, but there is a slot that is empty for a common colorless land
cmdrud87: why wilds, why not terramorphic expanse?
UnknownGerm: lettuce_toast except that turn 3 agrro victories will be possible in standard once WAR is out
pyrojakk: I think it's because of the alphabetical position, somebody crunched the numbers
Lettuce_Toast: @UnknownGerm with a good hand and durdling opponent, sure
rarermonsters: Aggressive combo kills will police Esper control lists
cmdrud87: I am just saying, commander players would love it#
beckbat: the lack of fixing in mono WAR limited has me a little concerned
LoadingReadyRun: sorry no music at the moment. OBS is giving me some trouble lrrAWW
cmdrud87: also, I wanna try nix in 5 colour dragons
PxwerJNzSKi: The lack of communism in this stream has me a little concerned
cetiken17: but he doesn't draw any elder dragons
girlpainting: no problem paul
TheThromborax: Oh OB. You're so S.
cmdrud87: he does, if they are 2+ colour
rarermonsters: Commander players will love anything. It's a joke format where the whole point is that you play bad cards to show off that you can play them
awsomeness32059: I just want a hero’s downfall front with Liliana sending the horse at bolas
Lettuce_Toast: @cmdrud87 Says exact colours iirc
Theycallmejokke: I look forward to the battle of the Adams at the PPR, Who will be Adam Prime!
cetiken17: @cmdrud87 nah. he can't draw a three color card
chickenace11: @rarermonsters I mean your not wrong I run a card that is so bad it's only good in my deck
LoadingReadyRun: Just image this: Do do do do deedo boop boop dum dum
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LoadingReadyRun: imagine
cmdrud87: bummer ... :(
Mark0Caffeen: gideon`s ult
Lettuce_Toast: Predictions for who's the last one standing after the spark? Most people are slam dunk niv mizz but I wouldn't count out Liliana just yet
chickenace11: thanks paul that is working for me
queenfounder: @LoadingReadyRun now that's stuck in my head, thanks!
TheThromborax: Honestly I didn't notice there was no music, though I did notice that something was wrong
girlpainting: @ LoadingReadyRun i´m trying...realy hard
TehAmelie: do you ever imagine your pet/s looking through your phone and finding thousands of pictures of them sleeping?
head_cannon: @rarermonsters The format was formed in order to give a home to cards that were rarely played elsewhere, yes. That was what gave it its character. Nowadays, though...
Stellapacifica: Niv is going to be around but I would be surprised if they kill the whole gatewatch
girlpainting: all that comes out instead is de de deeeee, dedede deeee de deeeee
PixelSavage: @TehAmelie "We need to talk" *cat probably*
beckbat: Chandra survives
cmdrud87: I wouldn't be surprised if the lorwyn 5 call it a day, and Bolas is banished to the shadow realm(tm)
Lettuce_Toast: I bet they kill gideon at the very least
TheWarbo: I'm still on "something about the whole spell leaves all sparks except Bolas's able to leave Ravnica" because we all love imprisoning people on planes
TehAmelie: the cat wouldn't talk, it would just get a restraining order
Mark0Caffeen: i think gideon blows himself up
HydraWiggins: Do do do do deedo boop boop dum dum: coda
GingerLivsMatter: I still want bolas to wack some walkers
queenfounder: I really can't tell if the story is legit more interesting now or if I'm just now paying attention?
dylanbbb: Gideon is probably going to die. His planeswalker deck card suggests it at least. No indestructable as a creature and exiles himself with the ult
Stellapacifica: I love the idea that the main few are like "I need therapy, a massage, and a martini on the beach"
kingshadow2442: Liliana will die
beckbat: Isn't the new Chandra comic set after WAR?
Pal_Friendpatine: @girlpainting now all I have is Bill from RiffTrax saying that in my head riffThink
fredx1111: Gideon is going to die. Have you seen the ultimate of his PW deck card?
TabbyLavalamp: Oh, sweet! The PPR is on a holiday Friday!
pyrojakk: Gideon is definitely dying
frozenphoenix7: Yes @beckbat
rarermonsters: Lowkey, I'd be fascinated to see Bolas win and become Dragongod. I want to see what Magic the Gathering looks like when Bolas is god of the world
Lettuce_Toast: I imagine he dies facing down bolas, I'm clinging to the hope that liliana has a badass break out but she'll probably die too
Stellapacifica: @fredx1111 see that's what I thought but the pw decks aren't necessarily storyline
girlpainting: how about do dooo do doooo do do dooooo THUNDER!!!!
thavleifrim: gideons pw deck card pretty much confirms he dies with that ult
PixelSavage: I call Ugin will sacrifice himself - as both Ugin and Bolas came from the same egg being half the size of their bretheren I would argue they just represent 2 parts of one being
cmdrud87: Gids is toast, and so are lily and dack
beckbat: then Chandra and Tibbees make it through WAR
PixelSavage: theyll probably merge into a new dragon
Stellapacifica: Ugin's already dead though
PixelSavage: "dead"
Stellapacifica: Fair
egyptcraze: where was rhe red bond spoiled? i dont see it anywhere?
cmdrud87: spirit!
Lettuce_Toast: Supposedly niv mizz is the new guildpact but that's just a rumour. If it's true, then Jace is finally toast
Stellapacifica: Oooh, what if he possesses Bolas and makes him fly into the sun
Stellapacifica: *pipe dreams*
dredgyboi: ugin "died" back when Planeswalkers were literally immortal
girlpainting: Pal_Friendpatine better now?
queenfounder: !next
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GingerLivsMatter: gideon exiles himself could just be part of balancing with battle cry
rarermonsters: Or Jace just leaves. I hope they don't kill off all the walkers just because the Gatewatch story wasn't working, that would be wasteful of the work they've done building characters. THey should aspire to fix broken sets, not just throw them away
Angreed66: @dredgyboi Immortal not invincible
Mark0Caffeen: niv could be guildpact if hee absorbed the thing that gave jace the authority
Pal_Friendpatine: @girlpainting I think I’ll survive riffGoodBoy :D
cetiken17: Jace won't die. he's too good of marketing
girlpainting: FOR ALL AGAIN ^^ I have invented a new Draft format, called the Solingen Shuffle. It is a Mix between Draft and Sealed. You t
Lettuce_Toast: There's so much gideon art thus far it makes me think he leads the last stand in the darkest hour before victory against bolas
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dredgyboi: @angreed66 both immortal and invincible they could literally just put themselves back together post death. remember urza was a head for a while
beckbat: that's why Gideon won't live, he's not as popular for marketing
cmdrud87: Gatewatch could have worked, if they had been better arcs
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niccus: there's probably some sort of fine print to the immortal sun since azor made it and all
ushiikun: Jace is the face of Magic, had been for years, seems weird they'd change that.
Varrey: I'd rather that they didn't kill off the white planeswalker AGAIN
queenfounder: Killing Jace would be like killing Black Panther, they're both such big pulls into the franchise! Oh, wait...
PixelSavage: niv is something special at this point - as he might be the first dragon "born" without the Ur-Dragon ... as all other dragons spawn from the Ur_Dragon and Niv now created his own new body
girlpainting: FOR ALL AGAIN ^^ I have invented a new Draft format, called the Solingen Shuffle. It is a Mix between Draft and Sealed. You take 4 boosters each, draft 2 and open 2, and build a 40 card deck
cetiken17: @beckbat there does seem to be an excess of white walkers
Lettuce_Toast: I kinda wish nissa never mellowed out. "world shaker" is so badass
drzootsuit: have they managed to finangle a movie out of the recurring planeswwalker characters yet? that felt like what they were angling for
girlpainting: sorry for the half post previously
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beckbat: Gideon is just a Chad is the problem, he's not that interesting of a character
PixelSavage: @girlpainting we heard it the first few times - it doesnt sound very interesting
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queenfounder: PixelSavage is savage
niccus: this set seems to prove that imaging the vitu-ghazi doesn't mean mellow
girlpainting: @ PixelSavage :-( why not?
fcg_shadow: Despite the imagary thus far, i hope Lilli doesnt die. Elsepth, Garruk and Lilli are my favorites and Lilli is the only one with an active story line :\
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cetiken17: Lil probably won't die
Lettuce_Toast: I'm wondering what they do with the plot left for liliana if she's dust
cmdrud87: well, did you see the trailer?
cetiken17: My money is on one of the blue 'walkers pulling her ass out of the fire.
Lettuce_Toast: Makes me think she won't die somehow but I'm unsure how
MilkInBag: if you think this story has a good ending, you weren't paying attention
Science_and_Magic: Who knows what'll happen to her. I think there's a good chance she's dead.
rarermonsters: Lili's story is running on fumes. She's evil, she's always been evil, people forgive her for no reason, then she betrays them, rinse and repeat
Mark0Caffeen: why didnt azor tell niv mizzet about w
cetiken17: Tefari is my prime guess on who saves Lili
SpookySpaghooti: Lili is absolutely going to die
Mark0Caffeen: planeswalkers
beckbat: Chandra survives, Nissa has to because I NEED that ship
SpookySpaghooti: I dont think Teferi would care about Lil
Lettuce_Toast: Chandra and Jace are too iconic to die rn
cetiken17: But vivian is such a better character than Nissa
MilkInBag: Lili was Yawgmoth all along Kappa
Diabore: are they coming back?
Juliamon: Lili's story arc is at its end. The demons are gone. The contract is being held by the Big Bad. She's toast.
SpookySpaghooti: Chandra cant die, the comic takes place after
PozerXcore: pretty sure I've heard Lilli has been spoiled in story lines past war so she survives...I don't know the validity to that statement but it gives me hope
GingerLivsMatter: YARGLE WILL CAST THE ELDER SPELL
rarermonsters: I mean you can recreate the chemistry of Chandra and Nissa by placing a jar of strawberry jam next to some plain yogurt
Lettuce_Toast: nissa could have been so much cooler
egyptcraze: we know from the comics that both chandra and tibalt survive
Science_and_Magic: I'd be down for a MTG movie, cartoon, anime, whatever. This is already MTG Infinity War, let's have movie!
SpookySpaghooti: I wonder who the mono black PW they introduce once Lilli is gone will be
saultybois: Yargle,will kill them all
MilkInBag: Yargle will replace Lili
Theycallmejokke: It's also worth remembering that Wizards story team have access to an insanely powerful time mage, Walkers could die and be brought back though timy wamy magic
cetiken17: @SpookySpaghooti you just hit on why she won't leave
SpookySpaghooti: YARGLE
Lettuce_Toast: Yargle has come to bargle with bolas
TwilightAvalon: Greatness Flavor FAIL of War of the Spark
Varrey: SpookySpaghooti: Davriel, probably.
danwilldav: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 56:06.
MilkInBag: Yarglewalker
cmdrud87: well, I am sure you have enough imagination ta make that shiw work yourself, especially since the creative has been largely over/under the last couple of years... I wanna say, if you see it, you can probably write it competitively yourself
SpookySpaghooti: YARGLE HAS COME TO BARGLE
swanky_pants20: yes yargle will be the one behind bolas's plan
TwilightAvalon: !card Kasmina's Transmutation
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ushiikun: I mean Teferi was dead, but now he isn't.
beckbat: Jacr's spark illusion thingy, and the constant ship suggests an interesting potential story moment for those 2
SpookySpaghooti: @Varrey I'm not sure, he seems more like a supporting character and he's also Blue Black
GingerLivsMatter: yargle will finargle the elderspell from his dargel before eating a breakfast bargel
frozenphoenix7: Teferi was sparkless, not dead @ushiikun
ANDORK3: #make_yargle_a_planeswalker
TehAmelie: it seems i could have taken a longer shower
MilkInBag: Yargle is actually Merit Lage's very large son
Lettuce_Toast: Who cares if yargle have tiny legs? You don't need legs to plaenswalk!
queenfounder: Yargle's gotta be a planeswalker before flbthc
SpookySpaghooti: Yargle's PW card is just a static ability that says "Yargle is also a 9/3 creature"
pyrojakk: Yargle shoulda had planeswalk
Mark0Caffeen: how does phasing even work?
swanky_pants20: @gingerlivsmatter obviously how else would he
Myrdin90: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
GingerLivsMatter: yargle and fblthp should get a card together
Talin06: Did I miss it or did they only draft two packs?
stateofcomatose: Did I miss just the draft? Or did I miss any matches?
djalternative: From the original trailer you could guess that Bolas is successful in casting the spell but before it's complete, someone intercetps it and they become the last one with the spark.
Science_and_Magic: Oh I nearly forgot about that story hook. Jace still needs to give Vraska her memory back!
cmdrud87: Niv Mizzef lies around ravinca counter- colockwise... cause that's how that works
frozenphoenix7: Only the draft so far @stateofcomatose
queenfounder: Break should be over soon
stateofcomatose: Thanks @frozenphoenix7
ANDORK3: partner commanders of pblthip and yargle.
Lettuce_Toast: There's a card that I believe shows Jace and Vraska chilling together, maybe he did it during WAR
bvorhies: have they started
SpookySpaghooti: I want the only PW left alive to be Karn
MilkInBag: smash cut to Adam arguing Yargle is the best planewalker in the magic lore ever
Myrdin90: @axare123 ty
queenfounder: "alive"
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egyptcraze: shoot missed the draft
cetiken17: @SpookySpaghooti prepare to be disapointed
ushiikun: Sanderson's PW Davriel j
rarermonsters: I want them all to survive, because killing characters is a lazy way to build tension when you don't know how to make them interesting
beckbat: Karn does just turtle in WAR
rzrdrgn: Technically I think they all drafted like 3.33 packs
beckbat: Davriel is too much fun
queenfounder: 3.16666*, right?
beckbat: I want a more flavourful card for him
ogier300: There was a pack added to the draft, yes
cmdrud87: I would be happy if there were only 1 or 2 characters in every set
ushiikun: Davriel was really cool in the novella, wish his card was more powerful.
Lettuce_Toast: @rarermonsters A full on war that's the climax of several sets... surely somebody's gotta die
WowoT: did they die?
beckbat: that shows how lazy he his and how good he is a contracts
MilkInBag: I wish we could go back to only showing Gerald's story OpieOP
zuchen_120: where are we in all this fun? round break or draft just finish? just got home...
fredx1111: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 59:06.
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stateofcomatose: Conspiracy! My favorite draft format! Just drafted this last weekend and pulled a foil Vedalken Orrery!
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SpookySpaghooti: @cetiken17 lol I actually like Daviel so I wouldnt be disappointed at all, well only a tiny bit
flatluigi: turns out that wine was actually poisoned
Myrdin90: @beckbat id argue its pretty flavorfull, as he IS the leaziest planeswlker ever
SpookySpaghooti: @zuchen_120 post-draft break
ogier300: And Dack Fayden is a good bet, based on that trailer.
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Ohpea: Friday Night Paper Fighting!
zuchen_120: thanks @SpookySpaghooti
Lettuce_Toast: Have people seen that The Wanderer doesn't have a subtype? I thought that was nifty
queenfounder: lrrSIGNALlrrSIGNAL
MilkInBag: WutFace
queenfounder: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Theycallmejokke: Back HYPE!
jonasjonIV: yay!
colinoclock: yay
Juliamon: There are a lot of U/R pws and Dack was the least interesting
SFSMaus: hype!!!!
Winderosa: You scared me
Lycodrake: ayy an alex!
Science_and_Magic: Just by looking at the cards, anyone else think that WAR might be interesting to draft 2-headed giant? I think the huge war theme fits with multiplayer.
TheThromborax: YEAH
axare123: sergeFriend
MilkInBag: YARGLE
chickenace11: take bets now on how Ben will betray the group
saultybois: Yay
Stellapacifica: Reasons why Alex is my fave
UnknownGerm: so...neither of the people we saw draft decks are playing.
UnknownGerm: odd choice
bvorhies: good luck
djalternative: stop what you're doin, cuz I'm about to ruin, the image and the style that you're used to.
head_cannon: @Lettuce_Toast I hadn't noticed that. That IS clever.
DaMullet14: why not just two three-player pods?
TheThromborax: @UnknownGerm they will play later
Lettuce_Toast: @head_cannon Right?!
queenfounder: So do you want to win or be out first?
fcg_shadow: no sleeves?
jonlevir: Did I miss the conspiracy draft part?
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Science_and_Magic: @DaMullet14 Three player games feel clunky
Dyllbert: Or try to power through the matches, take the top two from east, but that seems ... difficult
UnknownGerm: TheThromborax I know, but it feels odd to have nother play in the first game
MilkInBag: seabatTROG
UnknownGerm: *neither
Koshindan: !card Secrets of Paradise
LRRbot: Secrets of Paradise | Conspiracy | Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.) / Creatures you control with the chosen name have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
MilkInBag: !card Sentinel Dispatch
LRRbot: Sentinel Dispatch | Conspiracy | (Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.) / At the beginning of the first upkeep, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender.
superbloodwolfmoon: "The part of Birds of Paradise will be played by Gnarlid Pack, tonight."
MilkInBag: bolt the pack
MrPhlip: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
TruTrashMan: He DID get the vent sentinels
thraximore: defenders everywhere
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:02:16.
RockPusher: Cat Monk rudeOri
dylanbbb: !cardview on
Feminine_Desires: oh 1 hour late
Feminine_Desires: I'll have to come back to this
MilkInBag: ben is always upfront, never conspires
frozenphoenix7: Fiora
SrMuskrat: Fiora
TehAmelie: welcome to tin foul hat country!
TehAmelie: or foil
Science_and_Magic: Kaya's from Fiora?
Pal_Friendpatine: @feminine_desires you are here for the first match
Lucaan: They are on the plane of Vancouver
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Electro_Irisu: dats a lotta months
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frozenphoenix7: Not necessarily where Kaya is from, since she's, you know, a Planeswalker.
phorrestgaze: but not the 737 MAX
azureHaights: Steam camera goes vwooooop
SpookySpaghooti: @Science_and_Magic yep!
mastershake29x: @Science_and_Magic yes
Pal_Friendpatine: They drafted for the first hour @feminine_desires
MilkInBag: Wood Sage "Yup, that's wood"
FlameI7: Kaya isn't from Kiora, she just works there
Lucaan: Oh hey, it's Tamiyo
FlameI7: Kiora is where Dack Fayden is from though!
SpookySpaghooti: Hey how did Adam get the new Tamiyo early?!
FlameI7: *Fira
DaMullet14: Kiora is a merfolk
FlameI7: **Fiora
SpookySpaghooti: there you go
Simonark: Who is Mr. Furley in this analogy?
TheThromborax: Why doesn't Nelson's Deck have a color identity?
TheThromborax: is he being sneaky?
queenfounder: Is Lrrbot showing us the cards?
SpookySpaghooti: Nelson is a secret
TheThromborax: Nelson so sneaky
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SpookySpaghooti: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always angry.
MilkInBag: a wrath :O
Juliamon: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
flatluigi: damage to everyone
dylanbbb: Each player take 2
SrMuskrat: 2 damage to each player
MaidenOfCyn: each player as well
mastershake29x: everyone takes 2
Winderosa: it'S each creature and player
Mornish: each player
TheThromborax: payer
TheThromborax: player
Jake_the_guy: I love the sweet zoom action
MrPhlip: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
MilkInBag: tRoN
kerbalized_: it worked!
MrPhlip: hrmm
jgall1014: critroleTrinket
zaooo: seabatTROG seabatBRAIN
Chesterra: Evening friends. katesWave Is this the first game?
flyingdelorion: No sleeves till Brooklyn?
Ubiki: Italians?
Lettuce_Toast: Camembert, marcheesa!
rarermonsters: It's like a Boy named Sue but Machiavellian
mariammistressofmanifolds: @Chesterra yes
Alzharade: I get back from seeing Hellboy to watch my first live stream, and I'm greeted by a Hellboy ad. Google, you best learn some subtlety.
Chesterra: ty
flatluigi: grapekeeper
phenexian: wait... her Name is Marquesa? I assumed that was her title!
kimmiekoneko: game rector
kerbalized_: Adam is playing DigDeep.deck
Varrey: Isn't Alex at 21?
pwndnoob: Alex got 1 extra life, cheater!
kerbalized_: judge!
pwndnoob: JUDGE!
msuyer508: was this only a 4 person pod?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Judge!
Lordcowboy: hi everyone!
chickenace11: @phenexian yep her name is Marchacea and she is the queen
Mark0Caffeen: when is the next north 100
Juliamon: msuyer508 6 person, the other 2 will replace the first ones out
msuyer508: okay
Simonark: Since that whole performance is just Tom Hardy doing a muffled George Sanders impression to start with, it's fair enough.
flatluigi: emphasize those Ls
phenexian: what is it with americans and naming people after royal titles
Juliamon: it's a little weird but it seemed better than two 3-person games
axare123: dethrone is befor damage
MilkInBag: vent sentinel seabatTROG
Alness49: Parse no mini!
cryptogamby: Alex ya lose one more
Varrey: Alex should be at 20? I think?
Alness49: Pwese
thraximore: alexxxx
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DaMullet14: doesn't count itself, Ben
noSmokeFire: *other* creatures
ZaneReichley: It doesnt count itself ben
UnknownGerm: Y I K E S
jonasjonIV: noice
kerbalized_: alex how could you
ZaneReichley: "other"
Jungie26: Other creatures, Ben
Milkcraate: what's your most realistic card?
cryptogamby: Aaaaleeex
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It does not count it's self.
superdude097: I missed the draft portion. Is this Conspiracy 1 or 2? (or both?)
msuyer508: that was awful
Radyin: Alex should be at 20.
sing_o_muse: where's serge when you need him
GormagoneGaming: @superdude097 1
pwndnoob: @superdude097 1
warpspeed365: When you guys planning to play the ice age decks
thraximore: aaaaaaaaaaaaalex
axare123: axex is at 20
Loonatic93: Nelson's deck "Hates Jazz."
TruTrashMan: I think Alex should be at 19. Lost 2 from fallout, gained 3 from strider, lost 2 from dethrone man
rarermonsters: Counterclockwise from Adam: Most Beard to Least Beard
UnknownGerm: wooooooow
DarkMorford: ALEX NO
superdude097: Thanks friends :) @GormagoneGaming @pwndnoob
Varrey: Alex gained 4 life off Peace Strider on accident.
kerbalized_: quick summon the serge sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
GoblinRanger: true eoungh
Science_and_Magic: ALEX! NO!
Evochron13: rofl
MilkInBag: LUL
fcg_shadow: haha well done Alex haha
Evochron13: Ben is the innocent one
KitteyWolf: the condom joke
electric_claire: Took me a sec
oreo_pirate: goes to cheat step
Nemowoodbine: gong
justthorne: So, what's up with Cam and Serge? Are they playing head to head late or what?
phorrestgaze: quality control
fcg_shadow: quality control
MilkInBag: it's a balloon company
rarermonsters: He's talking about penises
noSmokeFire: don't make lewds on stream, alex!
sing_o_muse: Don't know but Alex pulled a big cheat
Varrey: justthorne: Cam and Serge are facing the winner of this and the loser of this
Lettuce_Toast: @justthorne 1st out and winner of this game join cam and serge next game
zacharyisom: condom jokes
KitteyWolf: i missed you alex
LathosTiran: @justthorne they will play the winner and first player out of this pod
dtrain_67: I missed Alex
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Antiagone: 8 months of Magic and Laughs! Thanks!
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Bladinus: I messed you, Alex lrrHEART
rarermonsters: Alex this is the magic the gathering Content we come here for
pwndnoob: sweet team combo where alex makes a deal with ben, ben gets 1 life and adam and nelson lose 2
KitteyWolf: i love when alex is on stream
phenexian: I missed Alex
Tzeeeeentch: I too missed Alex
justthorne: ah. thanks
MilkInBag: what's an alex
Talin06: I missed you Alex
I_Am_Clockwork: heyhofriends
mtgdabest: Consider yourself missed
I_Am_Clockwork: oh hey, it's alex! Hi alex :D
DarkMorford: I missed Alex, too, but my aim's improving
NotCainNorAbel: cherios and water
KitteyWolf: @twitch_xeo they drafted earlier. you missed it
Juliamon: twitch_xeo Stream started over an hour ago, they did draft
MilkInBag: i hate milk, so I eat cheerios with hot water
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
dtrain_67: Cherioes, milk and Chocolate syrup
Lettuce_Toast: Cheerios are SANCTIFIED, you heathen!
flatluigi: EIGHT?
sing_o_muse: is this going to go on until Alex accidentally dies because he has one too much life
kerbalized_: Beerios = beer + cheerios
rarermonsters: Cheerios and black coffee
Selfkun: cheerios in apple juice
zacharyisom: mom's spaghetti
UnknownGerm: but y tho
queenfounder: Nelly tapping 2 different ways! The mADNESS
twitch_xeo: oh huh, thought it was at 3am my time, according to the schedule
Simonark: What can uncivilized people choose from, re: Cheerio liquids? Kool-aid? Scotch? Lime Cordial?
MilkInBag: ketchup goes on everything, like cheerios
axare123: we have peanut butter flavored cheerios here!
Alzharade: I believe I just felt my soul vomit, sir.
dialMforMara: Judge! Can you name a token for a Hidden Agenda?
awsomeness32059: I prefer my cereal without the sauce
Science_and_Magic: @twitch_xeo There was a recent shedule change, perhaps you missed/misread it?
TruTrashMan: Cheerios in melted marshmallows is the breakfast of kings
twitch_xeo: I checked the schedule a couple hours ago, set to gmt+2
JudgeKyle: @dialMforMara you must name a card, if a token happens to have the same name as a card, you're good
flatluigi: did stream stop
twitch_xeo: on the website
Simonark: Just like horse racing in marshmallows is the sport of kings?
Lettuce_Toast: Milk is known to intellectuals as 'cereal sauce'
Natedogg2: dialMforMara: Only if the token has the name of an actual Magic card (ie you can't name "Spirit" since there's no card named "Spirit")
dialMforMara: ok
MilkInBag: wait a minute, that's not Griselbrand
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Dedwrekka: Magic?! On Friday?! It's a conspiracy!
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flatluigi: ben is dying
LathosTiran: stew?
BloodForTheCorelab: yes cereal is soup
JudgeKyle: Soup is just hot savory cereal
Arranon: it's wet salad!
djalternative: depends on the cereal
dtrain_67: It's a stew
MilkInBag: hiff
red_shoes_jeff: Stew
aussie_rob_w: ben is so annoyed LUL
Lettuce_Toast: I second a cold stew
SageOfSquirrels: Cold stew? Does that count?
girlpainting: No Alex, cerial is obviously a salad with dressing!
NathanJay_GA: If bubble tea counts as a beverage...
zozushin: cereal is edible
Stellapacifica: Cheerios are minestrone for babies
CobaltShuriken: cereal with milk is stew
Simonark: Cereals is bread after a family tragedy.
MrPhlip: Cereal is a sandwich
jonasjonIV: cereal is good.
phorrestgaze: no, wasn't cooked in the fluid
MilkInBag: c u r s e d f o o d t a l k
JudgeKyle: @NathanJay_GA bubble tea is clearly cereal
BrindleBoar: cereal is a wet taco
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Winsterton: Ooooooh Conspiracy!
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phenexian: Statement, why do all food have to be put into limited groups. Why can't they be allowed to express as themselves.
Cannons_are_an_instrument: Depends on the milk to cereal ratio. Swings between Sou and Stew
SuperSugarSloth: katesLurk
Martizz1e: jif if the true pronounciation
MrPhlip: Unless it's cheerios or froot loops, in which case it's a burrito
thraximore: ooooof
MemePlebBoi: cheerios are a form of spaghettios
Dedwrekka: Cereal is a hotdog
superdude097: What about cereal with orange juice? Is that also stew, or something different?
Stellapacifica: cereal is a taco don't @ me
Science_and_Magic: But if your cereal breaks in half as you eat it, it become a sandwhich.
zacharyisom: Nelly : "Hello, fellow internet user!"
dangerous_safety: cereal isn't a soup, but oatmeal is
MilkInBag: really Adam?
Natedogg2: That turn was a drain on everyone but Alex.
TruTrashMan: Man the conspiracy that doubles instants and sorceries is nuts on syphon soul
NathanJay_GA: Anything can be a sandwich if you're brave enough
axare123: cereal is a hamburger
JudgeKyle: @superdude097 still just cereal, soup is hot savory cereal
teeelbee: i love a good scam
djalternative: also against all TOS's
drzootsuit: yeah, you pay and one of those smartphone farms instantly starts boosting your stuff
Znazl: Advertisement for money
MilkInBag: it buys exposure, and get bigger contracts
cryptogamby: If bisque is meant to be cold, is it a soup? Same goes with gazpacho
Simonark: Cereal is technically a podcast, I hear.
Lettuce_Toast: Promotion is the one reason I can think of
MilkInBag: NO
phorrestgaze: yes
RockPusher: For fraudulently pumping stock prices of startups too
djalternative: That's just good
Lucaan: Adam is banned
kerbalized_: yes!
BrindleBoar: no Adam, that's cereal
MilkInBag: ban this man
SageOfSquirrels: gazpacho I think counts as a soup...so yes?
Lettuce_Toast: NOT a hotdog, just a banana sandwich
rarermonsters: Yes, that's a dessert hotdog
glitched_goddess: If cereal is a salad, we need to talk about your preference for dressing-content ratio
Arikell: It's all the algorithms
Maddrius: peanut butter banana .. in a hotdog bun. *thinking emoji*
superbloodwolfmoon: That's the first vegan hot dog that ever sounded good.
zacharyisom: It takes like to make likes
Znazl: only if you put the banana in some intestines Kappa
mtgdabest: No Adam that is what’s known as delicious
drzootsuit: is a choco taco a sandwich?
phenexian: @LoadingReadyRun please stop ruining chat by making fallacious food group comments.
rarermonsters: Is a banana with peanut butter Ape Nuts?
zacharyisom: just pooping out spirits
glitched_goddess: Chico tacos are delicious
MilkInBag: it's heating up
Lettuce_Toast: PSA: Bananas are long berries
Dedwrekka: Is this shot of the table a sandwich?
Simonark: I prefer Groucho Gorditas to Chico Tacos.
kerbalized_: Is adam a sandwich?
zacharyisom: bananas are tree hot dogs
kingshadow2442: Oof
SpookySpaghooti: Fiora, the plane where bureaucracy literally kills you
boltonss: haha Ytmnd
boltonss: good times
MilkInBag: "worked up", it's not true until we talk about orange pop
teeelbee: adam is a hotdog
drzootsuit: i cant wait until summer comes and the ice cream trucks launch their fleets. like a dozen slow, majestic ships
phorrestgaze: I might need to leave to get a banana, PB, and a bun. Aldi has those nice sweet brioche ones...
Lucaan: It is physically impossible to actually be mad at Adam.
Dedwrekka: You mean Orange Soda?
silvalunae: adam is a snack
Lettuce_Toast: We're mad, just about the state of our dying world and not about anomalous food terminology
glitched_goddess: Orange Soda PogChamp
Maddrius: @phorrestgaze please report on your findings. Seriously thinking of trying this tomorrow
silvalunae: wait what's the orange soda discourse
UnknownGerm: benginDab
MilkInBag: adam, the master politician
zacharyisom: Being neat> winning
glitched_goddess: Get some chocolate sauce too, @phorrestgaze
Maddrius: @glitched_goddess ah, the next level, excellent.
ANDORK3: butts
UnknownGerm: lrrWOW
MilkInBag: doom blade or bust
SpookySpaghooti: holy shit
Stellapacifica: Does Nelson have deck colors?
TwilightAvalon: Is Oatmeal a Soup or Stew? If it a desert if you add Bananas and Strawberries?
djalternative: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
aussie_rob_w: holy moly
aussie_rob_w: that guy's amazing
SpookySpaghooti: !card Realm Seekers
LRRbot: Realm Seekers [4GG] | Creature — Elf Scout [0/0] | Realm Seekers enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the total number of cards in all players' hands. / {2}{G}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Realm Seekers: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
glitched_goddess: Oh jeeze that’s dumb
SpookySpaghooti: Lrrbot isnt reporting on card viewer stuff like usual?
Dedwrekka: Is the Earth a heat sandwich? Core (bread), Lithosphere, Infrastructure, Atmosphere (bread)?
Lettuce_Toast: Are realms seekers; Seekers of a particular realm, seekers of realms, or seekers from Realm?
MrPhlip: yeah, lrrbot's not working and I'm not sure why
Juliamon: SpookySpaghooti We're aware and trying to figure it out
NathanJay_GA: I'm not even watching the game at this point. Im kinda just absorbed into the conversations at the table and in chat
JudgeKyle: @Dedwrekka absolutely
SpookySpaghooti: ah ok, thanks! wasnt sure since i just got back after a bit
MilkInBag: it's friday, even lrrbot can have some rest
zacharyisom: tut tut looks like rain
saultybois: No the world is a cake pop
glitched_goddess: Earth is more of like a jaw breaker
ushiikun: The World is Vampire
wtrob: I block!
MilkInBag: nodding doesn't mean listening adam, this was your first mistake
Simonark: Was Paul distracted by how cool Adam's deck was?
NotCainNorAbel: Adam always sounds cool
Scar_Red_Tiger: Smile and Nod
MilkInBag: there is tragic slip in the set
Lettuce_Toast: I just assumed adam's cool deck was the name. Just seems like an adam name
glitched_goddess: Oatmealmancer?
ANDORK3: Adam savidan. salutations.
SpookySpaghooti: @Lettuce_Toast honestly, that name is very on-brand for Adam
kerbalized_: Cheriomancer
Juliamon: Adam has absolutely named decks like that before
SpookySpaghooti: if it had three emojis after it I wouldnt have even noticed
head_cannon: That kind of name is totally on brand for someone who put a bunch of emoji at the end of the name for a Gruul deck.
ritchards: all four just name a different card
rarermonsters: Adam sounds cool, but only when he does the Vince Voice
NotCainNorAbel: Adam looking cool was a given
SpookySpaghooti: Adam youre a cool boy
djalternative: everyone name a different card an make him discard
Jake_the_guy: adam is a cute boi
zacharyisom: So ben has a 25% chance of winning this game, but then you add Alex to the mix and then he's only got an 8 and 2/3% chance of winning and all of this spells disaster for you at sacrifice
cryptogamby: Adam has the facial hair I wish I could have
TruTrashMan: Aggressive compliments by Ben
MilkInBag: this is not how you roast
kerbalized_: adam is the cutest boi
KingOfDoma: If you do not love Adam, you do not matter or you have not met him.
NotCainNorAbel: Ben, see that heavy thing, pick that up. put it down. repeat.
JudgeKyle: good old godslayer!
zacharyisom: Adam's just a sexy boy, but he's not your boys toy
glitched_goddess: I’d pay to see Adam perform a Dynamic Entry
azureHaights: All those spells spell disaster
Willbrannon: Adam is only attractive because he is 19 feet tall and has tattoos
KestrelValkyrie: Señor Joe!
skuzzo: !card Chivalrous Chevalier
LRRbot: Chivalrous Chevalier [4W] | Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight [3/3] | Flying / When Chivalrous Chevalier enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.
Fluffasaurus: Steiner just started on Cameo its great
Lettuce_Toast: Adam is buff boy with big dad energy
zacharyisom: SOME FAAATTTTTT ASSSSSESSS
teeelbee: pay the 50 bucks, have him read your math homework
ANDORK3: 7.
kerbalized_: 8
glitched_goddess: Wall Tribal Best Tribal
MehGyver0: I could see Adam doing amatur wrestling and destroying all his challengers.
MilkInBag: "if you lose, you can play later" is the worst argument LUL
ANDORK3: 9
queenfounder: So Adam is only attractive because Adam is attractive? Yep
girlpainting: alex, if you dive, your the first one out and have to stay to game 2 ;-)
I_Am_Clockwork: 10?
kerbalized_: 11
zacharyisom: Adam, are you going to pay Scott to intro stidewalk slam?
ANDORK3: 12
I_Am_Clockwork: 13
kerbalized_: 14
Fluffasaurus: chat pls
ANDORK3: 15
Jake_the_guy: but alex if you go home we can't enjoy you on stream.
mariammistressofmanifolds: 16
Diabore: 17
I_Am_Clockwork: `8
MehGyver0: 18
kerbalized_: 19
flatluigi: 19
ANDORK3: 19
flatluigi: rip
mtgdabest: Ya goofed
Lettuce_Toast: I love how chat alternates between nonsense and thirsting over the cast
chaostreader: Dammit chat.
TheMicah21: 3.14....
girlpainting: TEETH lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
LathosTiran: actual cannibal?
I_Am_Clockwork: no!
Tantusar: The countdown is... COunting up.
kerbalized_: sergeOffByOne
flyingdelorion: 42
ANDORK3: shai LaBeouf in holes
TheMicah21: infinity
NathanJay_GA: that's numberwang!
axare123: 76
cryptogamby: 3.141
glitched_goddess: I mean really all of these gentlemen are absolute snacks in different ways
Willbrannon: Nelson make adams thing unblockable
flyingdelorion: 3.1415
Jake_the_guy: I can't speak for all of chat, but being thirsty for hosts is like half the reason I watch LRR lrrBEEJ
Science_and_Magic: Why are we typing Pi?
cryptogamby: Why not?
oyleslyck: coz Numberwang!
ANDORK3: because twitch chat
Science_and_Magic: 6.28318530717958
SpookySpaghooti: 3.14152
dangerous_safety: 3.141592
chickenace11: @Science_and_Magic because it is a number that is both science and magic
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NathanJay_GA: I kinda wanna see a crapshot with Adam saying "I block!", but he's talking about twitter
MilkInBag: pelakkalakka
MilkInBag: Advantage bar>>>>>>
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AmoriLinguae: this is why i like green
Earthenone: pride51
girlpainting: ups
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Jake_the_guy: @NathanJay_GA same, that would be good
Orgmastron: WURM PogChamp
girlpainting: sorry
glitched_goddess: WELP
kerbalized_: wurm with wiiiiiiings
AmoriLinguae: @NathanJay_GA that's a good idea
Bailite: Which is more powerful: Wombo Combo, or Mondo Combo?
zacharyisom: BIG DADDY ENERGY
MilkInBag: the second daddy at the table OpieOP
n3ther: more slurping sounds pls
rarermonsters: Or Mondo Cane, a famous genre of Italian softcore
Vn497: slorp
Alzharade: In America, yes.
TruTrashMan: ESPER VOTES WITH OUR FRIEND SEN TRIPLETS
Bailite: @rarermonsters Famous amongst whom?
Science_and_Magic: I'd watch a voting deck
Scar_Red_Tiger: Unstable dice
Jake_the_guy: oh man now I wana play in that
UnknownGerm: Esper hard control is probably the only thing where you can make voting tribal work
Stellapacifica: I'd watch that!
Tantusar: I guess Alex is in minority government now.
ANDORK3: no Ben no
ArkhamArchivist: I had a Gwafa Hazid voting deck. It was rad
GoblinRanger: Sounds fun, I'm in to watch it
rarermonsters: An EDH player and a Canlander player have a conversation about what's fun
axare123: i'd watch that!
Lettuce_Toast: VOTING, COINFLIP, WHEEL AND STACK CHOICE
JudgeKyle: once you get to hour 6 though...
Jake_the_guy: I wana be the "scaterverse" deck
MilkInBag: ?????
grimpo96: I’d watch that
niccus: two and a half kingmakers
Lucaan: Stop confusing Ben NotLikeThis
Jacobontherun1: My buddy has a voting deck with the Mardu Marchesa as the commander
Himyul: scoooooop? lrrSCOOP
KingOfDoma: You can do it once you guys do Beejlander again.
rarermonsters: Unfortunately there's only about 2 voting matters cards
GoblinRanger: bakaaw
Nemowoodbine: Ben do it
Lettuce_Toast: Lot of good voting cards tho
kerbalized_: Everyone has to have Possibility Storm in their deck
head_cannon: I would totally watch a battle of constructed decks built with the voting mechanic.
KingOfDoma: Girls like swarms of things, right?
TruTrashMan: THEY CAST EACH OTHER
MilkInBag: COMBO PogChamp
ANDORK3: I hope so kingdoma. I hope so
MilkInBag: is this like splinter twin?
kingshadow2442: Wombo combo
girlpainting: basicly infenite combo
BrindleBoar: Skitter Twin
JudgeKyle: Did nelson overpay?
SuperGiraffe: Skitter of lizards is the first Magic card I ever cast, so I forced myself to take one whenever I got passed it in Consiracy
Jake_the_guy: this is looking good for nelson, can he stick the landing though?
PixelSavage: Î am SO done with Esper control ... I cant wait for all that stuff to rotate out in october -.-
Spectre97: Bwah bwah bwah bwah
MilkInBag: D:
zacharyisom: Plussy my lizard, daddy
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly
Papperslappen: Toot
kingshadow2442: Oof
Lettuce_Toast: HA
Lettuce_Toast: BOOM
MilkInBag: aggressive inuendo
RegulusPratus: Alex Shoulda gone for the head
mariammistressofmanifolds: lrrWOW
silvalunae: DO ET
JCT3000: lrrFINE
Science_and_Magic: DO IT FOR THE VINE!
TheR676767: the kingmaker
glitched_goddess: That sounded sexual
flatluigi: DO IT BEN
MilkInBag: politics is happening
yabby_exe: FOR THE MEMES!!!
ANDORK3: butts
aussie_rob_w: DO IT
zacharyisom: DO IT
Jake_the_guy: release this man
silvalunae: be the traitor you were always meant to be ben!
jrhwhite: Ben what our lord and savior Ilharg do? jrhwhiBeautifulPig
zacharyisom: NELLY HAS KIDS!
AmoriLinguae: do it for the meme
flatluigi: alex gets to play next game!
chaostreader: Ben. You could just kill Nelson with creatures.
Despoiler98: holy dhiy
TruTrashMan: If it helps. Alex just dies on Adam's turn if he doesn't die now. Letting him live is just a fog for ben
KitteyWolf: alex gets to be in the second game at least. so thats fun
Squiidd_pope: at least we see alex next game :P
glitched_goddess: BAH GAWD MRS STEACY’S LITTLE BOY
Znazl: L
zacharyisom: "f"
axare123: alex goes to next game!
KingOfDoma: First loser is first table friend! :D
girlpainting: adam, may i bother you? ^^
Kamotetop: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:35:06.
Lucaan: Alex is haunting Adam
zacharyisom: Cats on the stack
Kamotetop: Did daylight happen?
ANDORK3: Adam gonna win
DarkMorford: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:13:43. lrrSPOT
zacharyisom: HATE NEVER DIES
Nemowoodbine: oh boy we get more alex..........
Electrodyne: What's !updog?
djalternative: uptime in dog time
TheGeekyQuilter: quiltoWords
zacharyisom: worm + Flight = dragon?
Lettuce_Toast: @Electrodyne I don't know, what's !upwithyou?!
ANDORK3: wlr.s
Lettuce_Toast: End my suffering
Electrodyne: YESSSS
ANDORK3: worms
MilkInBag: gg
jonasjonIV: wow
GoblinRanger: gg
APrioriOfNothing: gg
flatluigi: gg
derekg77: gg
Lettuce_Toast: nice
djalternative: so alex and ben move on to round 2
Squiidd_pope: Gee gee.0
iammorthos: wait who won?
ANDORK3: Ben wins alot
GingerLivsMatter: Gg
pwndnoob: don't the spirits die after blocks?
MilkInBag: oh no
n3ther: it's gone forever FeelsBadMan
zacharyisom: Nelson has a family!!!!
Sharkfists: we're destroying the moon!
axare123: too late pall
Squiidd_pope: BURN IT DOOOOOOOWN
yabby_exe: rip
girlpainting: lrrFINE
Stellapacifica: F
adamjford: lrrFINE
Bailite: I enjoy Nelson's drier comments.
Science_and_Magic: Alex: Cut the ----
Stellapacifica: RIP moonbase
NotCainNorAbel: well they had a good run
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Alzharade: Somewhere, Master Roshi removes his glasses. "It's time."
Tantusar: Goodnight moon... FOREVER.
Fyuture: FeelsBadMan gone forever
Ubiki: lrrFINE lrrFINE
kingshadow2442: Oof
Bladinus: benginBurn slytqItsfine benginBurn
axare123: the words have been cast into the aether
Stellapacifica: @Tantusar why you gotta go do that to my heart
KoruGengetsu: where is the Kaboom? there was supposed to be a moon shattering Kaboom!
ushiikun: lrrFINE lrrSIGNAL
LathosTiran: but alex isnt lying? oh no...the chunk punch is pyshicly digging out the moonbase
I_Am_Clockwork: alright now is the time to get this right
adamjford: I swear I had that resub yesterday...
I_Am_Clockwork: 1
Science_and_Magic: Maybe this will reset the card reader.
axare123: now all things will burn
LRRbot: Noble Templar [5W] | Creature — Human Cleric Soldier [3/6] | Vigilance / Plainscycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
Dabari49: 2
chaostreader: 3
I_Am_Clockwork: 4
Lettuce_Toast: 5#
Juliamon: Science_and_Magic that's the intent
Bladinus: 6
Beleqwaya: 7
Dabari49: 7
Lettuce_Toast: 8
I_Am_Clockwork: 9
MilkInBag: 9
SFSMaus: 10
I_Am_Clockwork: dingger
Dabari49: my bad
djalternative: counting is the kind of thing that gets us sent into emote only mode
axare123: 1
MehGyver0: panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket FortHype FortHype FortHype TableHere ScaredyCat
hoktauri: @adamjford My twitch prime sub and channel sub somehow got split so I get two subs a month
pwndnoob: 2
Lettuce_Toast: 3
Dabari49: 3
Elevation_4000_FT: 5
pwndnoob: DABARI
Science_and_Magic: @Juliamon Fingers crossed.
Lettuce_Toast: GOSH
Beleqwaya: lol
Dedwrekka: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
dtrain_67: 1
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Juliamon: We are live again!
Dabari49: I'm out
I_Am_Clockwork: we are good at counting
Juliamon: Refresh if offline!
axare123: 2
Diabore: 1
Electrodyne: I would love to see silly man-made commercials during the break
SFSMaus: hype!!!!
Lettuce_Toast: 2
Elevation_4000_FT: 2
djalternative: actual countdown or countdown of lies?
Electrodyne: fan-made
Science_and_Magic: 3
axare123: 1
MehGyver0: 420
a_casual_noob: 69
chaostreader: Nice
Electrodyne: nice
I_Am_Clockwork: waaaah
dangerous_safety: 2.718
Lettuce_Toast: Man, the fakeout
Science_and_Magic: 1000101
axare123: neet
Tantusar: well that was a transition
Squiidd_pope: Huh
Lettuce_Toast: 24601
queenfounder: Aww, the timer was lies!
ShaneLeeAtk: QWRPLine commercials would be fantastic.
IkariFate: what are they playing tonigh?
Juliamon: Alright folks, you can stop with the numbers now.
I_Am_Clockwork: conspiracy draft
blackwlf: @Lettuce_Toast MY NAME IS JEAN VAL JEAN!
Lettuce_Toast: @blackwlf AND I'M JAVERT
omdorastrix: I'm Spartacuz
SableTiger: Together, the exciting comedy duo known as... The Miserables.
ulexarX: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:39.
Lettuce_Toast: I have to go listen to the les mis soundtrack now
omdorastrix: that typo. :(
I_Am_Clockwork: on is an ex-con turned mayor, the other a hard bitten inspector
Science_and_Magic: Well chat, as much as I'd like to stick around, it's almost 10 for me and I should turn in early for my Hydraulics exam tomorrow. Have a good night/day/morning!
MilkInBag: @Science_and_Magic are you a transforemr
whydustin: good luck!
grimpo96: Good luck
Electrodyne: oh cool, I didn't know The Miz had an album
chaostreader: @science_and_magic Good luck.
dangerous_safety: o/
I_Am_Clockwork is stuck at work until someone else finishes a thing
Science_and_Magic: @MilkInBag Wut? No, I'm a civil engineering student.
Kykiwi: who won the last round?
shdragon: Is there no music, or is my sound broken?
Science_and_Magic: Why would I be a transformer?
Lettuce_Toast: @Science_and_Magic Sounds like something an autobot might say
Mark0Caffeen: ben
Juliamon: No music shdragon
djalternative: no muzak
Kykiwi: oh ic ty
Juliamon: They're having some OBS difficulties
shdragon: @Juliamon Thanks.
MilkInBag: @Science_and_Magic it was a joke about an hydraulics inspection
axare123: sergeHi sergeFriend
Lord_Hosk: I cried the whole time you were gone
dylanbbb: I always miss Serge
Lord_Hosk: im so dehydrated
DaMullet14: Episode 2, "everyone gang up on Ben"
bvorhies: good luck !
Despoiler98: I hid under a blanket and cried
Worldbuild: good to see you all
whydustin: caveWise
MrQBear: You could drink your own tears, Hosk? that's going infinate, right?
NathanJay_GA: *smacks OBS* be more better!
aesir_blade: That's not phyrexian altar that's something else
antonaqua: Altar of dementia
Squiidd_pope: !card Phyrexian altar
LRRbot: Phyrexian Altar [3] | Artifact | Sacrifice a creature: Add one mana of any color.
axare123: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
hoktauri: Altar of dementia?
Nemowoodbine: Altar of dinensia
ushiikun: Alter of Demensia
antonaqua: !card Altar of Dementia
LRRbot: Altar of Dementia [2] | Artifact | Sacrifice a creature: Target player puts a number of cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power from the top of their library into their graveyard.
ZaneReichley: Vedalken Orrery inc
LRRbot: Pride Guardian [W] | Creature — Cat Monk [0/3] | Defender / Whenever Pride Guardian blocks, you gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Mirrodin's Core | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Put a charge counter on Mirrodin's Core. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from Mirrodin's Core: Add one mana of any color.
MrPhlip: hey hey, welcome back cardview
Fugi: the most preemptive GG I've ever seen
TruTrashMan: Ohhhh now the two we watched draft going in the second round makes sense. Because now astute viewers know generally what all the decks are doing
NathanJay_GA: =^_^=
djalternative: can you attack with that 1/1 since it was technically in play before your untap step?
LRRbot: Quag Vampires [B] | Creature — Vampire Rogue [1/1] | Multikicker {1}{B} (You may pay an additional {1}{B} any number of times as you cast this spell.) / Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.) / Quag Vampires enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked.
queenfounder: Yay, cardviewer!
Antiagone: Woah. Adam looks different all of a sudden.
Squiidd_pope: I believe so since it's pre-game effects?
dylanbbb: @djalternative It has defender
djalternative: ah
RockPusher: swampwalk
Electrodyne: Quagpires
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TruTrashMan: @djalternative It was not, upkeep happens after. plus it's a defender
LRRbot: Power of Fire [1R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."
LRRbot: Vampire Hexmage [BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/1] | First strike / Sacrifice Vampire Hexmage: Remove all counters from target permanent.
Despoiler98: REKT slytqWTF
silvalunae: omg that face holy moly
rarermonsters: Did Serge just Ora Ora?
Lettuce_Toast: That was an interesting sound effect, serge
axare123: gabySlay sergeJustRight
chickenace11: Serge has been hurt. we can not let this stand
ExhaustedElox: Cam will remember this.
LRRbot: Silverchase Fox [1W] | Creature — Fox [2/2] | {1}{W}, Sacrifice Silverchase Fox: Exile target enchantment.
niccus: blead
hoktauri: Ya'll need to stop picking on Serge so much lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Sky Spirit [1WU] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Flying, first strike
Lettuce_Toast: nice
djalternative: "Don't touch our precious cinnamon bun" as Graham says.
Bladinus: I see Rebecca Guay art! lrrHEART
LRRbot: Altar's Reap [1B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
Willbrannon: Ben you can kill his construct with your pinger
LRRbot: Bite of the Black Rose [3B] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for sickness or psychosis. If sickness gets more votes, creatures your opponents control get −2/−2 until end of turn. If psychosis gets more votes or the vote is tied, each opponent discards two cards.
aussie_rob_w: sergeHeart Power sergeHeart Serge sergeHeart
MrPolyK: cake or death?
MilkInBag: down with the sickness
rarermonsters: Booo, Down with the sickness!
ritchards: get up and get down with the sickness
DaMullet14: you cannot active abilities after the voting has happened
Willbrannon: You have to do that before the vote
LRRbot: Silent Arbiter [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/5] | No more than one creature can attack each combat. / No more than one creature can block each combat.
dylanbbb: Illegal move Alex...
MrPhlip: it doesn't actually matter though, chat, let it be
aussie_rob_w: ^ worth noting, if it's relevant.
Isaac_GS459: hey, just saw Graham doing the Bolas vid on the MtG channel. great stuff! @loadingreadyrun
Kykiwi: it is not big of deal chat
phorrestgaze: Alex can antagonize every one of his friends to his heart's delight
SamanthaVess: I love this guy. I wanna run him in my Alesha deck
MilkInBag: chat dont be silly LUL
TruTrashMan: Looks like everyone needs to be calmed down
insane_42: @alex, Killing FLoor 2?
djalternative: donde esta la bibliotecha. me llamo t-bone la araña discotecha.
aussie_rob_w: Silent Arbiter is really good with Ilharg, the Raze God
LRRbot: Reckless Scholar [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | {T}: Target player draws a card, then discards a card.
Golldum: i mane a minecraft skin of silent a while ago
Wordeno: *raze boar
niccus: bm uses the stack
ushiikun: Silent Arbiter, also good in Alesha EDH
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SenseAmidstMadness: boop
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fcg_shadow: they have been using it a lot, but what does BM mean?
KingOfDoma: playing civ v on other screen. quick, someone name my religion
LRRbot: Noble Templar [5W] | Creature — Human Cleric Soldier [3/6] | Vigilance / Plainscycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.)
aussie_rob_w: @Wordeno A God is a God no matter his shape, you give him his due!
Squiidd_pope: Lavamancer?
djalternative: The kind of minecraft villager that you melt down for emeralds
MilkInBag: @KingOfDoma fortnite
El_Funko: @KingOfDoma One Butt
chickenace11: I once had an op who lost because this played silent arbiter then tried to splinter twin combo
KingOfDoma: done
BrindleBoar: KingOfDoma Hotdogism
BrindleBoar: dang
MrPhlip: @fcg_shadow bad manners
LRRbot: Infectious Horror [3B] | Creature — Zombie Horror [2/2] | Whenever Infectious Horror attacks, each opponent loses 2 life.
KingOfDoma: Sorry, @El_Funko , I'll sub to your channel tomorrow to make up for it
Lettuce_Toast: Hold on
LRRbot: Galvanic Juggernaut [4] | Artifact Creature — Juggernaut [5/5] | Galvanic Juggernaut attacks each combat if able. / Galvanic Juggernaut doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever another creature dies, untap Galvanic Juggernaut.
Lettuce_Toast: Is serge's library upside down?