DarkMorford: benginHype benginHype
cheetoJack: !viewers
LRRbot: Stream is not live. 655 users in the chat.
Ceris75: Hail and rejoice brothers and sisters for the beejining will be upon us SOON!
aquinas_0: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (There was a Twitch Bounty to play a Nintendo game, so join Beej for just that.) at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Earthenone: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get a crystal for all your bathing suit zone purposes.
DarkMorford: Definitely bad advice.
Earthenone: intersting keeping it a secret even in the title
DarkMorford: If the crystal has a flared base it moves up to "okay" advice, but I still wouldn't recommend it.
Juliamon: We have title
Earthenone: even then, thats only for SOME bathing suit zone purposes
Sarah_Serinde: Would a crystal be porous because that would still be bad advice
Ceris75: Calling it right now. Beej plays warframe.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Get hecked up on cow juice.
PhoenixMelior: Sarah_Serinde depends on the crystal
Earthenone: thats the one where a cute dog leads millions to their deaths rifht?
Sarah_Serinde: Good to know :D
A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
Unpronounceable: !badadvice
LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
A_Catastrophic_Success: !kill all humans
LRRbot: Executing command.
Unpronounceable: lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Ceris75: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL
Ceris75: lrrBEEJ approches
Weagle: Experience lrrBEEJ
Ceris75: Thete is no Dana, there is only lrrBEEJ
A_Catastrophic_Success: Dang it, Weagle, I was about to make that joke
aquinas_0: lrrBEEJ perience nintendo power
noSmokeFire: oh, I thought this was an hour ago for some reason! hooray
Ceris75: lrrBEEJ plays virtual boy
chaostreader: Hi chat.
Rhynerd: Yeah, I could use some LRR right about now.
Ragnarakk: Online games? owo like what?
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Ceris75: Hi chaos
ratxprince: wow a stream thats a time i can catch! hii
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Beej and Heather are playing Nintendo Online games from that Nintendo Online app thing. And it's a bounty stream #sponsored. | Come hang out as we talk Nintendo! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1123030318720569345
Ritaspirithntr: I heard a click!!
orbitaltuna: is the bounty for a specific game or any nintendo game?
Fruan: I hear... something?
DarkMorford: Hello, Switch noises
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AussiePMScottMorrison: #JustSwitchThings
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mtvcdm: Bleep bloop
Technic_AL: Beep boop
Sarcastic_comma: LRR while I work on my final thesis of undergrad!
screamingpeasant: Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum. I hear the sounds of a mario rom
Ragnarakk: OH the nintendo online thing
Sektor88: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
NathanJay_GA: hello
ratxprince: switch noises
ghost_user_1984 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
Ceris75: WE CAN HEAR U
CaptainSpam: Dang. And here I am at work.
BrindleBoar subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
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Mandillio: Hello.
alwayssunnyinkeralkeep: oy!
orbitaltuna: [angry switch noises]
StephenJM81: Serge is extolling your virtues, Beej
chickenace11: we hear all
NathanJay_GA: lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
Ritaspirithntr: LOL!!
Ragnarakk: Mister Roboto
Sektor88: robots?
PhoenixMelior: uh oh, I'm having some issues with stuttering
noSmokeFire: sound seems to be going very wrong, or is that my connection?
e_bloc: lrrBEEJ lunarj1Heart
cheetoJack: is anyone else getting weird issues
KinoGami: same
NathanJay_GA: lots of stuttering here too
AussiePMScottMorrison: I'm fairly sure there's a loose connection somewhere.
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack sounds like yes
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah sound is real weird for me too
orbitaltuna: weird sounds here too
ContingentCat: me too
ratxprince: soumd is weird yep
Roadhog123: Oh, that's not me?
Questhere: somthigns fuckky
Riandisa: Yeah its stuttering
Sarcastic_comma: ok good its not just me
Ceris75: Stuttering here too
DarkMorford: Wow, twitch is not happy tonight
CaptainSpam: Massive stuttering issues.
BrindleBoar subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
BrindleBoar: lrrFINE
Technic_AL: Stream stuttering
aquinas_0: only audio
rubydargon: sound is weird
AmoriLinguae: almost nothing smooth
aquinas_0: wait
Baldrash: Sounds like a loose connection?
ResonantQuasar: fixed
mercano82: Yeah, aud-i-o is ve-ry stud-er-y
aquinas_0: it stopped
Sarcastic_comma: its just the audio
Unpronounceable: Just audio stuttering
GDwarf: Lotta dropped frames
KinoGami: suddenly better
ratxprince: its cutting in and out
noSmokeFire: st-st-st-sttuttering
Pal_Friendpatine: Choppy chop chop
keymaster515: stopped
chaostreader: Umm something is wrong. Very wrong
Pteraspidomorphi: The audio was horrible for a minute there
Ragnarakk: oop suddenly better
mercano82: Wait, better now
mtvcdm: There was some video stuttering too.
Alkali_Metal: Refreshing fixed it for me
Riandisa: It's better now
orbitaltuna: now it's good
ContingentCat: better now
TreeVor84: seems like it's getting better
NathanJay_GA: now its ok
PhoenixMelior: why did it just stop?
Ceris75: good now
noSmokeFire: now that you've noticed it's better
Questhere: a ok now
mercano82: lrrFINE
Unpronounceable: yeah, it's better now
Ritaspirithntr: Oh good! I’m not the only one with audio issues!!
mtvcdm: Right now you look fine.
dreamyxcupcakes: yeah sounds cleared up
aquinas_0: lips are out of sync now
Roadhog123: And it's suddenly better just as you notice it...
Earthenone: aknowlaging the problem made it go away. as is tradition
Pal_Friendpatine: It’s gotten better
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it didn't look like dropped frames, and it sounds normal now
Technic_AL: Better now
rzrdrgn: All clear
GDwarf: 25 000 dropped frames and counting here
Riandisa: sync is off though
NathanJay_GA: It was very strange
Rhynerd: Oh, that now fixed chopping wasn’t my headphones?
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Rantling subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 49 month streak!
Rantling: Well what do you know special stream, choppy stream?
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cheetoJack: its one of those bugs that only happens when you dont look at it
rubydargon: better
Kykiwi: Are we gonna play some Bomb Chicken?
chaostreader: Seems good now? That was weird
GDwarf: Ah, fixed
ContingentCat: sometimes things just get better
orbitaltuna: sync is off for me
Sarah_Serinde: The audio seems pretty out of sync to me though
BloodnBullets: quantum stuttering
KinoGami: oh yea the sync is off now
mercano82: Audio seems out of sync
alwayssunnyinkeralkeep: hit the start thing!
noSmokeFire: there was a bit where heather adjusted her headphoens?
Rantling: Better now.
Earthenone: sync is off
GDwarf: Audio sync is very off
StephenJM81: yeah, it is out of sync
Technic_AL: Maybe Switch did a thing?
dreamyxcupcakes: lips are out of sync
LlewellynZ: Desnyced?
Ceris75: Sync is off
Lizardman175: yup, audio sync off now
Kazman20a: desynced
NathanJay_GA: so, what are we playing?
TreeVor84: yeah out of sync for me too
GDwarf: Sound is...maybe a second early?
aquinas_0: like 3/4s of a second here
PhoenixMelior: out of sync abit
Sarah_Serinde: SO out of sync
mercano82: It's like bad dub lip flaps
Tailparun: You looke like a poor Japanese dubbing.
mtvcdm: Oh no! It is Godzilla! No one is safe!
AmoriLinguae: sound before video
noSmokeFire: you've caught gremlins
KinoGami: twitch pls
cuttlefishman: Beej, can you clap again?
AussiePMScottMorrison: Once again, the power of noticing.
TheMandrew: howdy fronds
cuttlefishman: for fun
Earthenone: its ok, you noticed it
noSmokeFire: o/
NathanJay_GA: what in the world is happening
CaKnuckleguy: audio-desync is never fun....ny
Kykiwi: dran sneaky x split !
ContingentCat: stream needs to know we're paying attention to do things right
SkylerRingtail: It's like the curse of IT: When they pay attention to a problem, it suddenly disappears
Unpronounceable: That stream was the worst rhythm game I've ever watched
PhoenixMelior: goodbye
Ceris75: lrrFINE
Styxseus: Oh yikes, it was fine when I joined, but within 4 seconds, it desynced :o
Earthenone: !patreon
LRRbot: 2398 patrons for a total of $14,308.73 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
MagiqueerHere: great time to show up
Pteraspidomorphi: That's not a curse, that's the magic touch. It's why they're paid
Ritaspirithntr: No!!! Don’t leave us!!!
Pteraspidomorphi: Just sit there and scowl at the server
Aurelius101: What fresh hell is this?
niccus: oh i like scowling
Ceris75: lrrBEEJ lrrFINE lrrBEEJ
BrindleBoar: RIP lrrBEEJ
widecrusher1: well that was fast desync in less then 5 sec of joining
KarnEvil: guyjudgeF
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Electrodyne: boop
Unpronounceable: beep
Kykiwi: lrrSIGNAL
orionsrise1: technical difficulties?
Riandisa: xivCactuar
AmoriLinguae: lrrSIGNAL
PhoenixMelior: we're back?
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheMerricat: Evening chat, looks like I got here just in time.
KarnEvil: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
LlewellynZ: lrrSIGNAL
AmoriLinguae: orionsrise1 yeaup
e_bloc: bleedpurple969 bonus96 and here Iwas enjoying the english dub of Bonus Stream
NathanJay_GA: indeed, there is a live countdown
AussiePMScottMorrison: We now return to your regularly scheduled Switch Things.
Ceris75: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
AWells44: lrrDARK
orionsrise1: HEY there we go
aitsu100: elfWow lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN
zerg539: @orionsrise1 difficulties of a technical nature did happen
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Pteraspidomorphi: I have no idea why I'm even here today
mtvcdm: Hopefully we are also good in the booth.
mercano82: lrrFINE
Tailparun: Ah. Much better.
orionsrise1: going online screen activated
mtvcdm: We look good.
tapdancingbeavers: Cough in sync :)
DarkMorford: Much better.
Sarah_Serinde: Well, seems normal so far
Kykiwi: looking good
AWells44: lrrFINE
mercano82 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months, currently on a 64 month streak!
mercano82: A Nintendo stream seems the apt place to share my 2^6 month sub.
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mtvcdm: I say hit the thing.
RobocracyNow subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
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TheMerricat: bleedpurple100 bonus10 So I don't mind ensuring more bits go to the streamer but does anyone really know what "Bleed Purple" is meant to stand for?
Ceris75: looks good here
NathanJay_GA: welcome to the stream, where nothing has gone wrong today, for real
Kykiwi: is it a cool thing?
Ceris75: thing
mrsarkhan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
mrsarkhan: Bonus Stream!
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orionsrise1: hi Hodor! Hi Beej!
Unpronounceable: deploying thing in 3...2...1...
Kykiwi: Does it change the wwhole game?
Phyrrist: Thiiiings?
zerg539: @mtvcdm percussive maintenance might be a bit too hasty
PhoenixMelior: #sponsored Any Game
Earthenone: i think it is meant to symbolive the american war medal, the purple heart, awarded for self sacrifice for the sake of others
Kazman20a: cheer200 for fixing the stream
DinoThrasher subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
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Kykiwi: Oh #sponsored stuff?
Pal_Friendpatine: kaypikeALLTHETHINGS kaypikeALLTHETHINGS kaypikeALLTHETHINGS
PhoenixMelior: hi Beej
TheMerricat: @Earthenone thanks!
Boyshinboiv: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Unpronounceable: Hi Beej and Hodor
Ceris75: Hi Beej and Heather
Styxseus: Ah! Refreshing..
aitsu100: Poaching a bounty?
Kykiwi: bounty stream?
noSmokeFire: hi drs. beej and heather
Nightvalien28: who we killing?
orionsrise1: kill that bounty!
Earthenone: bleedpurple51 bonus5 bountiful Display
mercano82: And now we know, and knowing is half the battle.
Rhynerd: Hunt: Showdown is on the Switch? MiniK
ContingentCat: ah I was wondering about that
ChaoticObserver: hashtag bounty hashtag sponsored hashtag all the hashtags
NathanJay_GA: Are you sponsored? You have to tell me if you are. its the law
Lucifer9783: which i immediately hid...
Almost_Alaska: Pokemon? :D
Himyul: how much skin from beasts and bones from trees is necessary for this bounty?
Kykiwi: Oh play bomb chicken! sick fun puzzle game
cuttlefishman: Such arduous activity
Earthenone: ahh that explains the thing i had to tell to go away
kpiozero: Beej, playing Nintendo games?
cuttlefishman: for Beej
Unpronounceable: So, what game are we going to play?
kpiozero: THE HORROR
Boyshinboiv: yo can beej hit a dab
Izandai: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:02.
Tailparun: So.. Is it 'Beather' or is 'Heej'. Cuz, I keep having to ship Cath-ian, and it's getting weird :D
Himyul: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
orionsrise1: lol Beej's shirt makes him look like a Nintendo tech support
TheMerricat: Please not Beather, that is just a disturbing name.
cuttlefishman: Beej is Nintendo tech support
AwkwardBirb: If only I had a Switch
miniwak: i mean, free switch online is pretty sweet. saves money kinda
taareek1976: Oh, I did that a couple of weeks ago.
e_bloc: can't they just be the Dery's
TheMerricat: Beejdor?
Ceris75 wishes he had a switch
nartin9: nothing makes me more excited than seeing the word bonus
Izandai: I've just stopped looing at that menu. Hell yeah free Switch online.
orionsrise1: Their combined name is Heathen
Boyshinboiv: !kik
TheOtherTrevor: you do apparently need to enter credit card details for auto-renewal
ChaoticObserver: Also, there's a Magic the Gathering Arena thing in the Twitch Prime loot right now if you want even more of a reason to try it.
Kykiwi: gaaaaaaaames!
Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat Heather's not going by "Hodor" anymore, so that one doesn't really work
mtvcdm: River City Ransom!
Izandai: Imma play me some TENNIS!
Ceris75: RCR
ThorSokar: woo, Gradious
godort: Last I checked, The Nintendo online promo does require a credit card number
Earthenone: the APP!
cuttlefishman: Tecmo
Sarcastic_comma: CLOCK SIMULAOTR
miniwak subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
miniwak: 47! 47! 47! roll on next month with the 4 years
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DoodlestheGreat: Lots and lots of classic games, as well as Balloon Fight.
Tailparun: Well, they cooooould be. But that's just boring. And they're already Canadian, so... all the help they can get? :P
Drasvin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
Drasvin: Nintendo!
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Unpronounceable: Tetris 99 is great
kpiozero: what the heck is clock simulator
Baldrash: Currently playing Double Dragon in this exact app.
Kykiwi: is that yoshi island? or yoshi cookie?
mtvcdm: I've played so many of these.
ChaoticObserver: Like Tetris 99. Have never won.
Izandai: Oh shit yeah I'm gonna play the hell out of Tetris Battle Royale.
Sektor88: One of my buddies consistently places first and it blows my mind
mercano82: Oh, hey, they have Super Dodge Ball
TheMerricat: @Sarah_Serinde !! How long ago did that happen! Dang it, I been using it on and ff, hope I haven't offended.
AussiePMScottMorrison: So, what you're saying is Bomb Chicken isn't an option.
orionsrise1: River City Ransom!
Ceris75: Gradius
FlannelShirtEnthusist: I like Puyo puyo tetris
LathosTiran: tecmo bowl, a true classic
mtvcdm: Super Dodge Ball!!!
Riandisa: Tetris 99 is so much fun for me. Win, lose, I get to play more tetris
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godort subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
godort: Hey look at all those games...and balloon fight
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Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat A few months? I forget exactly. She's said she won't be offended by it but she'd prefer not to be called it. Figured I'd mention it for the benefit of others who might not have seen it too :)
GDwarf: Blue tunic, blue candle, master sword...
e_bloc: but you only have 6 hearts?
taareek1976: It's a built in Game Genie
e_bloc: so we emulating now?
TheMerricat: @Sarah_Serinde thank you for doing so, as I obviously hadnt.
Izandai: The fact that these games have save states is amazing.
cuttlefishman: oh man, TWINBEE
Thatwasademo: oh no, mighty bomb jack?
CaptainSpam: I think it's anything you can find without doing any dungeons.
mtvcdm: NES Open I was very bad at.
Thatwasademo: mighty bomb jack is brutal
Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat No worries! lrrHEART
Unpronounceable: Dr. Mario is very much my jam
Kykiwi: kirrrrby! attt
Kykiwi: ayy *
SuperSugarSloth: Kirby's Dream Course for Switch, Cowards!
Ceris75: Startropics
ChaoticObserver: Its 2 to 3 a month
godort: Startropics is a very strange game
orionsrise1: kid icarus!
TheMerricat: StarSolder? That's a game I don't remember hearing ff.
snowcookies: Hello
ChaoticObserver: Either 3 straight up or 2 and a special
Ragnarakk: I remember one of the bombjack games on... amiga maybe? that was sick
mtvcdm: Mario Bros. hold the super.
Unpronounceable: I want snes games too
ContingentCat: seems like the obvious next step
Izandai: Pretty deece variety. Super Mario 1 and 3, Zelda 1 and 2, Punch-Out...
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh I remember playing SO much of this as a kid...
zerg539: they have the Adventures of Lolo my mother must never learn of this development
nartin9: super Mario 3 is the best NES game
Ragnarakk: lrrGOAT
Lucifer9783: can can? but why?
mtvcdm: The way this works is #ruinedfriendships
Sarah_Serinde: So much bouncing on heads
VTMonster: it's the marvio cousins
Pteraspidomorphi: Sarah_Serinde: Likewise, me and my brother
Izandai: I think this is co-op competitive?
Ceris75: Heatherugi
Sarah_Serinde: Pteraspidomorphi Yeah my brother most of the time, and sometimes friends
Thatwasademo: you have separate scores but surviving to higher levels is a cooperative thing
LathosTiran: competitive PvE
e_bloc: this is the oddest super smash brothers ever
mtvcdm: Beej-Mario; Heather-Luigi
orbitaltuna: it's green mario
noSmokeFire: Bario and Huigi?
Thatwasademo: and apparently the Perfect bonus in the bonus stages is also cooperative
RvLeshrac: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to right the crabs as beej tries to step on them.
Thatwasademo: since they both got an extra 3k points there
Izandai: Can you not jump on enemies in this game?
Thatwasademo: not while they're upright
Izandai: I guess not.
mtvcdm: No. Mario isn't Super yet.
TheMerricat: @Izandai nope, have to pow block or jump under them.
Thatwasademo: gotta jump into the floor underneath them to flip them first
ChaoticObserver: Oh yeah, had the Atari 2600 version too
Thatwasademo: *then* you jump on them
mtvcdm: This is regular-ass Mario, plumber from Brooklyn.
godort: yeah, this game is a really strange Mario game
Baldrash: It didn't help that they didn't have their own hardware yet.
TheMerricat: My brother and I never got far into this game, the drag out knock down fight always happened the moment the crabs showed up.
mercano82: There wasn't even a North American NES in the days of the 2600.
PostmodernApocalypse subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
PostmodernApocalypse: Heather and Beej and the Switch, oh my!
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Riandisa: I've got the Atari 2600 version too
s0lesurviv0r: was this on one of sega's earliest consoles??
coelopteryx: speedy anger crab is terrifying
e_bloc: wow this game is actually older than I am
Izandai: What happens if you jump under the other player?
Thatwasademo: the game lasts until you are defeated
GDwarf: "It just goes until half-way through" would be weird
Nightvalien28: beej with the big brain answer
Tailparun: I've been playing Sekiro for the last few days... this is like watching grass grow it's so easy to follow! :D Loving it.
Electrodyne: Something's gumming up the plumbing, poor Luigi's in a bind
PostmodernApocalypse: lrrBEEJ
TheMerricat: Platform(s) Arcade List of platforms[hide] Famicom/NES Atari 2600 Atari 5200 PC-88 Apple II FM-7 Commodore 64 Amstrad CPC Atari 7800 ZX Spectrum Atari 8-bit Game & Watch Nintendo e-Reader Game Boy Advance
Earthenone: that is a statement, a tautology, but a statement
ChaoticObserver: @s0lesurviv0r I don't believe so
BrindleBoar: big steals
VTMonster: wow, I laughed until I stopped.
ContingentCat: it also can go until you stop
kpiozero: everything goes until it ends
Electrodyne: Killer turtles out to get him giant crabs are right behind
ChaoticObserver: Sega also had some stuff on Atari 2600 too, including Carnival
Tailparun: OMG! THE card game in SM3
Tailparun: I used to make my brother SOOO mad taking his stuff.
mtvcdm: Test your Might- er, Skill
ChaoticObserver: Sega also actually published the 2600 version of Frogger
Electrodyne: Fighter flies, holy cripes, they're all coming out the pipes
Kykiwi: winter has past
Rhynerd: Beej has the score, but hodor has the lives.
TheMerricat: I loved that version of frogger.
Izandai: Spring has sprung, Fall has fell, Winter's here, and it's colder than usual.
mtvcdm: !clip
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Sarah_Serinde: But bouncing off your opponent is at leats half the fun! :P
orbitaltuna: ooh gradius
Sarah_Serinde: *least
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh Dr Mario
FlannelShirtEnthusist: wrestling
Riandisa: My cousin and I would terrorize each other with the pause button in games when jumping over gaps. "Take a picture!"
Dragonality subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
Dragonality: No change, we're stuck in Mario's world forever.
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Tailparun: Blaster Master is good.
nbinney subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months, currently on a 15 month streak!
nbinney: Lost Levels speed run!
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Sarah_Serinde: I played a lot of Dr Mario
Unpronounceable: If anyone wants to play Dr. Mario against me, I'm game (though not until after the stream)
mtvcdm: Go full Kunio-Kun.
ChaoticObserver: Ice Hockey
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mtvcdm: Dodge Ball and RCR.
Thatwasademo: gotta get that eggplant
ChaoticObserver: Ice Hockey, and a team full of skinny players to ramp up the difficulty
LathosTiran: get that 'plant
Izandai: You gotta rescue cursed Pit!
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely also played a bunch of Duck Hunt
mtvcdm: !smash
LRRbot: Put Aunt Euphemia in Smash, you cowards!
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Izandai: whoa
GDwarf: Pterodactyl steals eggplant, a tale as old as time
nbinney: fun fact, in japan, the fuzzy dudes were seals
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeti?
LathosTiran: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART gifts lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
e_bloc: Beej is just repeatedly killing Heather
Unpronounceable: Beej you keep killing her :(
Johnwa7ne: @TheMerricat Thanks for the gift sub!
Lucifer9783: Siblings
Lucifer9783: brothewr and Sister
ContingentCat: !smash
LRRbot: Put Casino Kid in Smash, you cowards!
TheMerricat: you have to be coop, you share the life total.
screamingpeasant: This is certainly "co-op" like chip and dale!
Earthenone: !findquote eggplant
LRRbot: Quote #5486: "You can go back to your eggplant now." —Graham [2018-11-08]
Thatwasademo: you can pause during cutscenes
e_bloc: this is before an eggplant meant something else
TheMerricat: @Johnwa7ne np ^_^ enjoy
Himyul: paused cut scenes DansGame
mtvcdm: The eggplant is a Pit that hecked up.
Ranakel: "I do not understand the eggplant" is a beautiful quote without context
mtvcdm: This is the fate of those who fail Palutena.
coelopteryx: i think the ice climbers wanna eat the food so they gotta go get it from the pterodactyl
Izandai: How do you throw an ice block?
Sarah_Serinde: For some reason I just remembered the existence of Adventure Island
AwkwardBirb: Ice Climbers wishes it was Celeste :T
nbinney: Celeste but the jumping is really shitty
Electrodyne: Kid Icarus has an Eggplant Wizard
coelopteryx: sustenance
screamingpeasant: eggplant=food!
Blasteg: I remember NES Baseball is fun ina pretty BS way
e_bloc: just noped right out of there
GDwarf: Huh, apparently "Ice Climber" was one of the first-ever multiplayer NES games
Izandai: Harsh but fair.
noSmokeFire: this was. a game
ContingentCat: it was a different time
AwkwardBirb: Ice Climbers, from the dark ages of Game Design
nbinney: Seals!
Earthenone: i feel like most games ended up in a race that murdered a player
LathosTiran: proto-rowlete?
EJGRgunner: Sponsored? Is Nintendo paying Beej to play their games? Is this baby Beej's dream come true?
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SuperSugarSloth: 0They may be tiny yetis
TheMerricat: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/clv/manuals/en/pdf/CLV-P-NAAUE.pdf - if anyone wants to read the manual for the game
Izandai: Seems like there's not much midair acceleration.
Earthenone: nah this is a twitch prime thing, its bezos paying beej to play niontentdo
DarkMorford: Why 12-bar blues?
Thatwasademo: ice climbers' biggest problem is its controls
snowcookies: lol
EJGRgunner: apparently they're not easy to color
ContingentCat: this was before eggplants were lewd
Earthenone: i mean it was probobly made an emoji because it was easy to draw
NathanJay_GA: oh hey, a good game!
Izandai: Isn't it a bit early to jump into the good games?
Electrodyne: Tecmo Bowl
SquareDotCube: Eggplants and Metroids were a thing with a specific developer hence why they're in Kid Icarus
Laserbeaks_Fury: So, I only learned recently about this game being, canonically, a play
Sektor88: weeg is da best
Thatwasademo: oh no the block was halfway off the screen
noSmokeFire: the kuribo?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Nostalgia!
Tailparun: !card Kuribo
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Pteraspidomorphi: imho it's better to play the all-stars version of 3
Tailparun: Dang...
e_bloc: wireless nes controllers would be great
coelopteryx: hence kuribo's shoe
Sarah_Serinde: I literally never knew that until right now :P
LathosTiran: hence Kuribo's shoe
Laserbeaks_Fury: Has there ever been a Kuribo Amiibo?
Unpronounceable: I'd pay good money for SNEScons (If Nintendo ever brings snes games to the switch)
Sarah_Serinde: I played so much of this game
CyndaneTierney: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:25.
Tailparun: Heather can't maintain P Speed. No world record tonight. Pack it in! :p
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Laserbeaks_Fury: That some Wizard level strats Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: I don't even remember learning these secrets, I just always knew them somehow :D
e_bloc: speedrun strats here
coelopteryx: 3
snake12341: Wait whats going on? I join and see an amazing game
Izandai: 3
Ranakel: 3
sir_jack_DB: 3
Tailparun: SGDQ2019 "The Dery's Air" event :D
TheMerricat: @snake12341 sponsored 'bounty' stream. an hour of Switch Online with the Derys ^_%
snake12341: aaaahhh ok
Laserbeaks_Fury: I like how Zelda reimagines themes
Sarah_Serinde: Yes I feel the same as Heather right now :D
GDwarf: Wind Waker marks when Zelda started really re-using themes
Unpronounceable: No remapping allowed
snake12341: I can agree
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Baldrash: You can use the X button as B, if that's the issue.
mtvcdm: There's people who will argue to this day that this game is the greatest of all time.
SquareDotCube: It's fine Heather, I feel your pain
coelopteryx: worth
Sarah_Serinde: Good enough! :D
Izandai: 11
snake12341: Well good to know you can do that
Tailparun: There's a hidden block to the left of that pipe you went down.
Himyul: it's a star, isn't it?
Juliamon: Only a tank would think to do that
SuperSugarSloth: Mario 3 is probably my favorite Snes game. So many memories.
TheMerricat: I like that Heather still has the locations memorized....
snake12341: I wanna play this on my gameboy now
DarkMorford: I used to have a strategy guide for this game. Not sure if it's still around.
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GDwarf: I like how "Luigi" in this is...just green Mario. Poor Weegee.
e_bloc: that was always so satisfying
orbitaltuna: swag leaf
azureHaights: Don'tcha know, I got the boot
mtvcdm: Deforestation for fun and flight.
CanadianFoodCrafter: This is rther relaxing.
Izandai: This is so adorable.
Himyul: FROOT FROOT
coelopteryx: toot toot
Sarah_Serinde: I can't remember if I knew that one or not
mtvcdm: Yes, Toad, we know you use Mastodon.
MrQBear: Now NEVER use the whistle
Blasteg: nah, just get anotherm and use 2 in a row!
DarkMorford: World 3 is water. 4 is Giant Land.
NomenNeminis: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:27.
azureHaights: I like to skip to world... seven? ...where all the pipes are
JinglebellRainbow: The hills have eyes.
coelopteryx: ooofhpfh autoscroller levels
orbitaltuna: yyyyyyyyup
mtvcdm: How many people actually just play all eight worlds like you're supposedly meant to?
NomenNeminis: Just got here. smw?
Unpronounceable: SMB3
NomenNeminis: Thanks!
Riandisa: I always hated 1-4
Sarah_Serinde: katesRip
Pteraspidomorphi: mtvcdm: I usually play through games like that
Seagulyus: ouch sorry
DarkMorford: This is the level where you can trigger the White Ship
Izandai: Heather. Stahp.
tapdancingbeavers: I never liked how slippery the Mario games were tbh
e_bloc: well you can't give up now.
e_bloc: immediately gives up
azureHaights: Now I can't unhear the Dig Dug version from siivagunner, damnit
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johnhelix: Hi Beej and Heather! Hi chat! I just spent the whole weekend moving house (partly during an unseasonable blizzard) and spending a ton of money on a new computer. So I am really, really looking forward to just sitting here and watching you play games.
orionsrise1: oh god, the button mashing memory is coming back to me like a horrible dream!
e_bloc: trash panda leaf
Pteraspidomorphi: Where were you going?
jinaday: look it is hte mario game that is aplay
Laserbeaks_Fury: up
Seagulyus: @Pteraspidomorphi there is a whistle up there
mtvcdm: https://www.strawpoll.me/17909502 i just want to see: how did you all play Mario 3?
coelopteryx: hologram fireballs. the fireballs in smb3 castles are the most vaporwave of fireballs
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes but you can run from the right
Pteraspidomorphi: No need to jump onto the platform
aWabbajack: Double Warp Whistle ahoy!
azureHaights: Doo doo dooooo, dadadadumdum WAFFLES
Baldrash: I was always a warp whistle SMB3 player. Just like I'm a warp zone SMB1 player.
e_bloc: I play through all 8 before I even knew there was a warp whistle
Unpronounceable: I played on super mario allstars, and stockpiled Pwings, then tried playing all the worlds because I didn't know where the whistles were
coelopteryx: :o
coelopteryx: oh right i forgot about that
Baldrash: I actually tried to beat SMB1 the regular way last week and crashed out in World 7.
SquareDotCube: Load-bearing whistle
Despoiler98: such pacifism
FlannelShirtEnthusist: wot
DarkNacht: I was so amazed the first time I saw that as a kid
Seagulyus: btw if luigi game overs now can they repeat that for the whistle?
MrQBear: Played a sweet jazz solo
Izandai: Made that castle your bitch.
Seagulyus: or do you lose items when you gameover?
coelopteryx: it turns out the whistle was the cornerstone holding up the whole structure
Rhynerd: That was a load-bearing whistle.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Castle Jericho?
mtvcdm: https://www.strawpoll.me/17909502 How did you play SMB3: warp whistles or no?
e_bloc: Heather out here just casually destroying ancient archaeology
Boyshinboiv: ive been playing this game for weeks and i never knew about the whistles
Despoiler98: who uses whistles as structural elements?
azureHaights: LRRdy Madonna
Pteraspidomorphi: Boyshinboiv: For the first time?
Boyshinboiv: @Pteraspidomorphi yes
Boyshinboiv: what they do
Izandai: Gotta get you a one more man.
Laserbeaks_Fury: NES secrets were so obscure and arcane you had to buy Nintendo Power or call tip lines to learn about them
TheSoftestBunny: warp ahead worlds
aesir_blade subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
aesir_blade: i missed the start of the stream, is this just sponsored play of the nes content? not that that's not great
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Pteraspidomorphi: Skip a bunch of worlds, and consequently, a lot of fun :P
mtvcdm: So far the strawpoll shows 9 people who played all eight worlds, and 7 who Warp Whistle'd it.
coelopteryx: i like these little pools of water
Izandai: The Joy-Con Cradle.
Izandai: AKA the dog face.
Himyul: it's an invisible music block, right?
Lex_Peacekeeper: what are you guys trying to do?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh riiiiight
coelopteryx: coin heaveennn
Unpronounceable: I don't rememver that one at all
azureHaights: Peach's Final Smash
mtvcdm: With a very ticking clock.
e_bloc: wow I completely forgot about that
Unpronounceable: I *do* remember the one from level 1-3 though
coelopteryx: like, once they did it, i remembered it
TheChargingBadger: What's the sponsor?
coelopteryx: death is in that pipe
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh right all the level clears are gone
mtvcdm: Beej's levels now de-complete.
Lex_Peacekeeper: did you guys get the wisle?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah my hands are small and the joy cons work fine for me
Kumakaori: sonsrepd?
Laserbeaks_Fury: 2 whistles
mtvcdm: It's a Twitch bounty.
screamingpeasant: You remember everything. Just not all at once
Kumakaori: wow I really whiffed onthat <<;.
Unpronounceable: I use the pro controller by default, unless it's a falling block puzzle game, or rhythm game pretty much
ContingentCat: "I remember all this stuff I just don't remember all this stuff" right
mtvcdm: We are obligated to play this for at least one hour. Which we'll gladly do.
mercano82: In the cloud area, you can fly up when the background is all white to find, I think , a coin 3 in the air.
Izandai: After 60 days you can re-up.
TheChargingBadger: Oh yeah I'm already doing that
Ranakel: I hope the 12 free months of Nintendo Switch Online with Super Mario Maker 2 are potentially transferable/giftable, since I'm on a family nintendo online plan
Unpronounceable: If anyone gets the online service, there are a few of us in the discord that like playing Splatoon 2
viridimayai: wait... is this stream Actually sponsored?
mtvcdm: Yep!
Pteraspidomorphi: You should have purchased a mechanical joycon
mtvcdm: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
MechaKuuga: This was MY Mario game growing up
viridimayai: WOW GRATZ!
TheChargingBadger: I know that the twitch offer stacks on top of any non-family subscription you already have. I don't know if it will stack onto a family subscription.
Baldrash: There's a Splatoon 2 group in the Discord? I haven't inked turf in quite some time.
Lex_Peacekeeper: Do Zone for for the hidden item!
CaptainSpam: Well, we sometimes get our ink on. :p
mowdownjoe: The mods for the Discord are impecible, and I say that for no particular reason whatsoever!
shdragon: Is there an LRR Monster Hunter Generations group? Or has everyone moved on to MHWorld?
TheChargingBadger: What does "twitch bounty" mean?
Sarah_Serinde: mowdownjoe Oh yeah I hear they're all right ;)
CaptainSpam: We really should do that more often. If we can get full 8-player private games...
e_bloc: wow swag strats
GDwarf: Discord mods are like unto gods, great in their power, sublime in their understanding
azureHaights: Damnit, I keep on hearing either gunner rips, brentalfloss lyrics, or brand0 lyrics
coelopteryx: heather's stylin on everybody
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Izandai: *
SuperSugarSloth: World 7 is the worst
Izandai: 5UP
mercano82: Shine get!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Open ended sposorship
Lex_Peacekeeper: i have played every stage! used to plat this alot, stage four has a warp item in it!
Sarah_Serinde: mowdownjoe GDwarf lrrHEART
mtvcdm: If it's a game you have no problem playing, hey, why not?
DarkMorford: Level 1-4 is how you trigger the White Toad House in this world, just FYI.
Pteraspidomorphi: There's always the world 2 whistle
Drasvin: Hold your tea?
Always_Armoured: "hold my idiomatic beer"
Izandai: Well you're basically children in this capacity, so... Chocolate milk?
LathosTiran: hold our kombucha
azureHaights: Hold your timbits?
aesir_blade: So who's going to win the pit fight over getting to play Astral Chain on stream when that comes out?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hold my Yohoo
e_bloc: now that you've done this, could you theoretically also do it on your home stream?
stevestein: I think Super Mario Bros. 3 is going to be a success. Maybe they'll even make it the climax of a bad movie or something.
shdragon: Hold my Yoshi egg
SuperSugarSloth: Hold My Monster, Brah
SquareDotCube: And then Adam drinks the chocolate milk. Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Well now I want chocolate milk
Izandai: Holy shit Heather you are impossibly correct.
coelopteryx: i like "hold my idiomatic beer" it works
mtvcdm: Maybe they'll make SMB3 the subject of a bad movie too.
mercano82: I love how they have an alternate jump animation when you have a star.
Drakas: hello
e_bloc: you have to have a certain number of coins
DarkMorford: You need to collect 44 coins in 1-4.
ArmadilloAL: It's like getting every coin in 1-4.
mercano82: I think you have to get enough coins.
ArmadilloAL: Or close to it.
orionsrise1: lol metaphorical beer reminded me, I just watched the bit where you guys and Adam drank beer
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Try pointing at it.
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steelfox13: Double Subble Baby
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ArmadilloAL: It's not exact, since there's at least one 10-block in the level.
Riandisa: As a kid for the Toad chest houses I'd always bow to him 3 times (duck) before opening a chest, even though I knew that didn't change the items
SandwichKed: I'm too used to watching speedrunning where doing this level is considered apostasy.
ArmadilloAL: I've played the crap out of this game as a child. And recently, now that my 3-year-old discovered it.
TheWarbo: Now the real fun is whether we're going to get the treasure ship
mtvcdm: Yeah, we're already past the point where the speedrunners refuse to tread.
orionsrise1: Has Ian made you guys drink any more beer?
Seagulyus: mtvcdm funny you say that...last year (I forget which GDQ) they ran this 100% stages so
azureHaights: @Riandisa Hey, politeness matters, even when it doesn't matter
mtvcdm: Starman has a hat!
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ArmadilloAL: Treasure ship is beat any level with a multiple of eleven coins...and that same digit in the tens place of your score.
DarkMorford: I forget how you trigger the coin ship.
TheWarbo: For the treasure ship I don't remember exactly but I do know it involves your *points*
mercano82: The tresure ship is an extra airship loaded with coins.
mtvcdm: You cannot pet the dog in SMB3
Almost_Alaska: King Doggo!
Questhere: pet the king
screamingpeasant: best part of the game. seeing what each king was turned into
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't understand. Why are you not just playing the Mario Bros. minigame against each other?
Unpronounceable: I liked how in the Super Mario All Stars version, the kings were turned into SMB2 enemies
mtvcdm: We already did, Dread_Pirate_Westley.
Izandai: @Dread_Pirate_Westley They did. Then they stopped.
Lex_Peacekeeper: Pet King Doggo and he throws you in jail
MechaKuuga: the original bullet hell
TheWarbo: The treasure ship has *five* bullet point criteria https://www.mariowiki.com/Treasure_Ship
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can stop? How?
FlannelShirtEnthusist: I would follow such dog
Zanzabar_: i allways hated the ship levels
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lenny?
mtvcdm: This is A Koopa Dude
mercano82: I Japanese SMB3 you go to little Mario when you get hit, even if you have a tier 2 power up
Juliamon: Larry is first I think
ArmadilloAL: There's only one hidden powerup at the end of an airship. I forget which one, but it's the one with the BS burner right in front of the pipe.
mowdownjoe: Fun fact: all the Koopalings are named after musicians.
mtvcdm: And now we make the ship vanish while we're on it.
niccus: the ethics of petting a sapient dog is more fraught
ArcOfTheConclave: #sponsered?
ThorSokar: 'spose I could go get the manual out and tell ya
azureHaights: A Very Naughty Koopa Boi
Izandai: Big same, Heather.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: A Bonus Strim? How much have I missed
ArmadilloAL: Yeah, this one's Lemmy, right?
azureHaights: Wait, that sounds weird
mercano82: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 46:02.
aerohydra: i credit video game strategy guides as how i learned to read
GDwarf: I don't know if the Koopalings have the same names in Japanese, come to think
mtvcdm: King, please send all letters from the princess to Mail Time.
Pteraspidomorphi: P-wings are too good to use!
Izandai: Walk without rhythm!
Earthenone: !findquote memes
LRRbot: Quote #5719: "DND WELCOMES YOUR LRR MEMES" —OboeCrazy [2019-01-14]
Lex_Peacekeeper: Ant friend!
Zanzabar_: so do we warp to the end now? Kappa
Izandai: "Arakis. Dune. Desert planet." is in the book
Mandillio: Hey, I wanted to ask if either of you have heard of Battle Chef Brigade . It's a neat game where you fight monsters for ingredients and then do essentially a match three cooking the ingredients you collected and I only just found out it was on Switch.
mtvcdm: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
azureHaights: And burnt to a crisp?
Earthenone: i still have fond memories of Hannatize
SquareDotCube: flambe'd
Sarah_Serinde: Earthenone Oh man good times
shdragon: Does the NIntendo online come with the old NES games as part of the package?
Earthenone: yes
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes
shdragon: Neat!
CaptainSpam: The app is free if you have a Switch Online account.
CaptainSpam: Same with Tetris 99.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right, THIS is the version I played the hell out of
Unpronounceable: I never knew this was a thing
Izandai: Go to the eshop and then scroll down to the Nintendo Switch Online tab. There'll be a couple buttons for downloading the virtual NES and Tetris Battle Royale.
mtvcdm: The strats!
Juliamon: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Nightvalien28: WOW
Questhere: lrrSACK
e_bloc: how could you see it after it disappeared
FlannelShirtEnthusist: lrrWOW
Nightvalien28: that ain't a star
LathosTiran: Heather casually top tier player
SuperSugarSloth: katesLewd
Izandai: You have special eyes?
Earthenone: did that come with Nintendo Power?
Earthenone: :P
DarkMorford: This is the White Toad House level for this world. I think it's 30 coins?
tapdancingbeavers: End of Dune
DarkMorford: June 28, I think
orbitaltuna: what's coming out in june?
mtvcdm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 50:48.
njc576: What game are you playing
Juliamon: These are still my favorite Thwomps in the series.
mtvcdm: Technically we only have ten more minutes we're obligated to do this but I have a feeling we're going longer than that.
Earthenone: super mario brothers 3
njc576: Thx
azureHaights: Boom boom boom boom, I stomp you in your room
e_bloc: I guess that makes this the boom boom room
mtvcdm: N-spade!
vokayregrebniew: whats going on
zerg539: you could get it to glitch so elites and give you flight powers as little mario
Juliamon: Oh man I had these ALL memorized
CaptainSpam: Oh, hewwo, Pom-Pom.
ThorSokar: Heh, I still have the sheet that has all the answers for each spade
e_bloc: oh man back in the day I remember that you could look at two and map it
ThorSokar: Do you want me to go get it?
mtvcdm: Big cheats!
ArmadilloAL: Man, the N-spade page was by far my most-used page of the Nintendo Power guide when I was like 6.
Sektor88: enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL
ArcOfTheConclave: Cheese!
Earthenone: !findquote cheat
LRRbot: Quote #5681: "It's not cheating, it's just pulling a Serge!" —Paul [2019-01-04]
ArmadilloAL: And there's only 8 iterations.
snowcookies: lol
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Izandai: @ThorSokar Get it!
screamingpeasant: click left!
e_bloc: I think bottom 5th is the key
Pseudonym_Ken: CHEATS
ArmadilloAL: Hint: All of them end mushroom-flower-star.
Nightvalien28: we will help beej cheat
LathosTiran: the bottem right corner is always the same
e_bloc: I am so wrong
Unpronounceable: !findquote cheat
LRRbot: Quote #4899: "You know, it's cheating to bang your head against a wall with foam on it. Get to a real wall." —Heather, to Beej [2018-04-20]
Riandisa: I've still got those magazines in storage somewhere
ArcOfTheConclave: Beej is pulling a serve!
slopoppotamus: Cheat count 1
ArcOfTheConclave: *Serge
Despoiler98: big cheeeeeats'
screamingpeasant: does your spade have a beard?
Unpronounceable: Heather to Beej quote. Fitting
NimrodXIV: bottom left & bottom right, iirc
e_bloc: oh yeah I had this memorized back in the day
Pseudonym_Ken: lrrJUDGE
NimrodXIV: oop. guess not
e_bloc: disapproving Heather
Sektor88: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrHORN lrrHORN
Pteraspidomorphi: Why is it not?
ArcOfTheConclave: Way to pull a Serge, Beej.
SyrusRayne: I cannot believe I tuned in to you cheating at a memory puzzle.
Drasvin: True random? On the NES hardware?
Pseudonym_Ken subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months, currently on a 36 month streak!
Pseudonym_Ken: Resubbing to call BIG CHEATS
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screamingpeasant: random cards?! we don't have the ram for that
mtvcdm: We're running a game of 18-card monty here.
Despoiler98: heather is NOT AMUSED slytqGlare
PostmodernApocalypse: lrrBEEJ
Solahwin_Tampramain: katesChicken ?
Nightvalien28: we as gamers did not age well Kappa
Earthenone: randomness could not be generated at this level of technology
orbitaltuna: did they do the angry sun level yet
Juliamon: nope
mtvcdm: Angry sun is next.
Zanzabar_: did anyone else always think those tube sections look like diapers?
mtvcdm: I'm hype for angry sun.
Pteraspidomorphi: Earthenone: It's easy, you seed an LCG with the time elapsed since the arrival on the title screen, at the moment of selecting an option
ArmadilloAL: There's definitely at least one star-chain level in World 7.
Unpronounceable: oh right, the angry sun is next
DarkMorford: You could chain it in this one, but I don't remember exactly how.
TheWarbo: that definitely existed in this game, not sure about this level
screamingpeasant: I hated angery sun. Then I got good at it
Izandai: Beej you fucking weeb. Kappa
JohnPraw: It's too bad Nintendo didn't at least use emulation that chops off / fixes the junk data at the edges of the screen.
Earthenone: !findquote pedantic
LRRbot: Quote #5673: "I'm not here to judge, I'm just here to correct you in a pedantic way." —Kathleen [2019-01-03]
e_bloc: pedant
ContingentCat: !findquote pedant
LRRbot: Quote #5673: "I'm not here to judge, I'm just here to correct you in a pedantic way." —Kathleen [2019-01-03]
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather and Beej) [now] 'I guess if I'm going to make fun of you, I should do it properly.' 'Agreed.'
LRRbot: New quote #6018: "'I guess if I'm going to make fun of you, I should do it properly.' 'Agreed.'" —Heather and Beej [2019-04-29]
SpoonfullOfSugar: I always liked the design of that part
Nightvalien28: BOOOM
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
mtvcdm: Sun time!
Unpronounceable: Here comes the sun
I_Am_Clockwork: how goes the mario?
Nightvalien28: angry sun
TacitusVigil: A Nintendo Sponsored stream with Beej Mario and Heather Mario?! :O
PostmodernApocalypse: That one quote is such a Kathleen thing to say lrrDARK
screamingpeasant: remember to jump into the cyclones
LathosTiran: p speed jump
screamingpeasant: hit them at full speed. contact just above the stem?
NimrodXIV: run to top speed then jump just before
Pteraspidomorphi: p wing will definitely work too
Sarah_Serinde: I'm not sure I ever learned how to deal with that sun
ThorSokar: Maybe I got the book out and took a picture of it: https://vst.ninja/south/SMB3_Match_Game.jpg
Unpronounceable: Kill it with fire
mtvcdm: I just torqued it the whole way.
Unpronounceable: (I don't know if you can kill it with fire)
VmKid: HeyGuys Sup nerds, I need to de-spoop my brain after falling down a Petscop YouTube hole
mtvcdm: Forget about any backtracking whatsoever. Just run right and don't stop. That was how I did it.
snowcookies: the sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma
Izandai: An-gry Sun doo-doo doodoo doodoo, angry sun doo-doo doodoo doodoo, angry sun doo-doo doodoo doodoo, angry sun!
Sarah_Serinde: Izandai katesSir
Pteraspidomorphi: Nooo
TacitusVigil: Now I'm not astronomer, but I feel like that sun was not obeying Newtonian physics. lrrBEEJ
VmKid: Ra-bies Shark doot doo doo doo doo doo...
mtvcdm: Bark bark bark!
VmKid: gibeOops <(BARFK BARFK)
FishlegStudio: Do they know the Double warp whistle trick?
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:00:29.
Earthenone: chompy is horifying
Unpronounceable: Sorry Beej, I can't agree with you
NimrodXIV: I always liked chain chomp. dunno why
CaptainSpam: Yay Chain Chomp!
TacitusVigil: BowWow was a great dog on Koholint Island. :D
Rockario: Chompy is a big friendly (metal) boof
mtvcdm: I believe our obligated hour has completed... but obviously we're not done here.
MrQBear: I liked the Chompy from Link's Awakening. ' <'
VmKid: gibeOops <(I love you too, Beej)
GDwarf: Chain Chomp AKA Bow-Wow AKA WanWan.
ContingentCat: oh they're clouds I was wondering why there'd be teeth in the sky
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e_bloc: glad to know Beej wouldn't marry himself as an infant?
SpookySpaghooti: Nintendo with the Derrys
e_bloc: a lot to unpack there.
Rockario: Pengwin
TacitusVigil: But would Beej marry Meej?
LathosTiran: IIRC the center block would have ben a p switch
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wasnt there a secret if you ussed a hamme rhere?
NimrodXIV: yup
Unpronounceable: Hammer in the top right to get a whistle IIRC
VmKid: lrrHORN
Oatway_: dabs in toad
Earthenone: lrrHORN lrrSACK lrrHORN
VmKid: Eh, not so much lrrSACK since there's specific timing
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
e_bloc: hole in one
Pteraspidomorphi: Perfect level
mtvcdm: Well done.
VmKid: LUL
snake12341: *facepalm*
Sektor88: NotLikeThis
JinglebellRainbow: Flawless victoly
mtvcdm: STOP
mtvcdm: Hammer time
TacitusVigil: It's hammer time!
Izandai: There's fall damage in Donkey Kong!?!?!?
TacitusVigil: Heather is apparently worthy.
Jorge4hg: hubris
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always airborne.
mtvcdm: Nobody ever takes the bottom route if they can help it.
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VmKid: Uh
RvLeshrac: Remember the ABFs of SMB3
Pteraspidomorphi: I was waiting for that to happen
RvLeshrac: Always Be Flying
Laserbeaks_Fury: picking up the P switch was Mario World, rigfht?
VmKid: Sockarangs
e_bloc: really stiff socks
Laserbeaks_Fury: Too much starch
RobotHitchhiker: Deadly socks
e_bloc: extra starch on my socks please?
ContingentCat: makes as much sense as anything else going on
ThorSokar: how much startch are they putting in their laundry?!
Jorge4hg: Stinky socks
ArcOfTheConclave: sock with a rock in it?
I_Am_Clockwork: Deadly Socks is my Nirvana coverband
Drasvin: Do you get anything spoecial for collecting all the whistles?
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Does Beej know every single Mario enemy?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did the Beetles ever show up in SMB on your first run?
ApodoNuevo: Object permanence is a heck of a thing in this world
ContingentCat: you get a sense of acomplishment
e_bloc: in every game ever?
Pteraspidomorphi: If the bettles disappeared then you might be unable to proceed
LathosTiran: golden Kappa check
Edgarware: I dont even know all the Thwomp family variants
e_bloc: SMW
RvLeshrac: n3rdh3Kappa
TacitusVigil: In Mario's Time Machine, Mario's enemy is ignorance. lrrBEEJ
ThorSokar: someone did an "every mario" game speedrun a while back didn't they?
e_bloc: Oscar winner Trent Reznor
Rockario: I remember that story as well
RvLeshrac: Tough, but fair.
mtvcdm: A lot of Mario games, and seemingly no two of them visiting the same locations in the Mushroom Kingdom aside from Mario's house, Peach's castle and Bowser's castle.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] I'm gonna assume you're telling the truth because you're not Ian.
LRRbot: New quote #6019: "I'm gonna assume you're telling the truth because you're not Ian." —Heather [2019-04-29]
JinglebellRainbow: Trent Reznor was in Slam Bamboo
mtvcdm: FROGGIE
RvLeshrac: ThorSokar: Isn't that just authorblues's stream schedule?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh man the frog
ContingentCat: frog frend
e_bloc: frog suit, third best suit
ThorSokar: hehe
coelopteryx: i remember that one about reznor from this one time i named my pokemon party in pokemon emerald after mario characters. i had an aggron named reznor, an altaria named lakitu, a breloom named luigi, etc.
Drasvin: Spider king
Rockario: From hitting "Random" on the Mario Wiki, I came on "Stone Buzzy." Who can tell me where they are from?
TacitusVigil: Spider-King, Spider-King, does whatever a -
ContingentCat: sneaky table
myrddinthewizard: This is a delightful stream.
Drasvin: Terrain piercing bullets
Izandai: ^
e_bloc: it is odd they go through everything but only hurt you
SquareDotCube: TBF this airship seems pretty ramshackle
TacitusVigil: You can go through the screws? What a twist! lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: How do these airships even fly?
Drasvin: They fly with magic
Sarah_Serinde: Haha yeah I was thinking that too Heather
e_bloc: @mtvcdm they also have raccooon tails
Zanzabar_: I dont really remember any levels that werent in the first two worlds and the last one because we used to always used to use the whistle
e_bloc: wait what
mtvcdm: Oh wow, Heather's only a couple months older than I am then.
Unpronounceable: I always thought the cloud looked like a happy tooth when I was a kid
SquareDotCube: World 5, aka the awesome twist level
Pteraspidomorphi: For this
Pteraspidomorphi: Right
coelopteryx: aw yee water level
coelopteryx: oh no blooper
Laserbeaks_Fury: I was definitely age appropriate when The Wizard came out
mtvcdm: World 7. Everything Is Pipes.
SquareDotCube: 7's just a pipe dream
mtvcdm: (commence Sonic drowning music)
NovusTybur: It's the low way or the highway!
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MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Are you talking about the NES Super Mario 2 the one based off a completely different game
mtvcdm: "Test the death pit" is going in !badadvice.
e_bloc: problem solved
Nightvalien28: hahahaa
SandwichKed: is the frog suit ever actually good for anything?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes
NathanJay_GA: !findquote pit
LRRbot: Quote #2147: "I don't... want... a pit?" —Graham [2016-03-23]
ThorSokar: Level Bosses (in order) are: Larry Koopa, Morton Koopa Jr. Wendy O. Koopa, Iggy Koopa, Roy Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, Ludwig von Koopa, Bowser The Koopa King ('tis on the previous page to the card layout pic I posted)
bowsin_durrows: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hug the tentacles.
Nightvalien28: SandwichKed yeah it is good for underwater levels
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Get hecked up on cow juice.
azureHaights: bleedpurple50 bonus5 Achievement Unlocked: "Wait for it... Dery!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: There was at least 1 secret the Frog Suit was needed for but I cant remember where it was
coelopteryx: now i just want a donut
JinglebellRainbow: Isn’t this supposed to be played with the Power Glove™?
TacitusVigil: Oooh, we could have a Power Glove stream some day. :D
DarkMorford: Level 3-3: Don't get eated!
Suprhero7: I'm sure someone's got the glove working on the Switch
TacitusVigil: it would be so bad.
Laserbeaks_Fury: The power Glove was so.....bad
mtvcdm: Oh no, big fish level
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh giant world!
MechaKuuga: I don't remember the Power Glove improving the gameplay of ANY game
coelopteryx: rip
orbitaltuna: that thing felt like jaws back when i was little
SandwichKed: bleedpurple525 bonus52 (and wow that's an ugly emote)
Genderi: I love glow blocks!
Sarah_Serinde: What, "blocks you can pick up" isn't short enough for you? :P
Sarah_Serinde: (I don't think we had a name for them)
coelopteryx: some type of magic crystal energy block
TacitusVigil: Big Bertha got us again.
Unpronounceable: goodbyr
JinglebellRainbow: Chompy and hungry and respawny
VmKid: If you're interested in why that weird color glitching happens alongside the righthand side of the screen, there's a great video by Retro Video Game Mechanics Explained that explains why.
SachielOne: OM NOM NOM
mtvcdm: You cannot kill the big fish, you can only give him a tuna-up.
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
MechaKuuga: RIP
VmKid: Long story short: It's pulling pallete data from the other side of the screen due to the limitations of the SNES
DarkMorford: VmKid: Can you link that? I kinda know why, but I'd be interested to get another take
Sarah_Serinde: :D
mtvcdm: Cod damn it, fish.
Pteraspidomorphi: It wasn't Kevin this time
ThorSokar: The book I have calls them Ice Blocks, so I guess Beej is right
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
myrddinthewizard: *narrows eyes* mtvcdm...
mtvcdm: !clip
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Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART :D
stevestein: You can't kill me, I drown!
VmKid: It's actually super fascinating
Sarah_Serinde: Yay learning! :D
VmKid: This level would be more appropriate with the Jaws theme playing the whole time
MechaKuuga: that fish has got to be super full by now
mtvcdm: I'm clipping as fast as I can.
PhoenixMelior: that'll be in the next Highlight Reel
Sarah_Serinde: You heard Heather, chat. Get on those clips. :D lrrHEART
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yup, this is about how far I ever got on a replay before I got bored
stevestein: Heather, can you make a supercut of your deaths for the highlights?
st0mpf3st: world class speed run
mtvcdm: !clip
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DarkMorford: Oh man, I used to have the Game Genie code for infinite lives memorized.
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Half-life?
Nightvalien28: should we search for a 99 life cheat for you guys?
PhoenixMelior: uh
Sarah_Serinde: Game pls
Earthenone: why were you holding misingno?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
SuperSugarSloth: katesNice
VmKid: lrrGOAT
sir_jack_DB: lrrGOAT
Unpronounceable: lrrGOAT
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT
Genderi: 3 stars! ...across the both of you
Drasvin: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Sarah_Serinde: benginTry
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh yeah, the Stridex Acne Pad enemies
cheetoJack: ah yes, the spinning disco balls of doom
thescifiwasabi74: I miss playing this game
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Doors. dangerous enemy, great band
DarkMorford: I hate this fortress.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] Doors: my greatest video game enemy.
LRRbot: New quote #6020: "Doors: my greatest video game enemy." —Heather [2019-04-29]
mtvcdm: The bike reflector lights of DOOM
coelopteryx: castle's even more vaporwave now. we got hologram fireball waffles, we got checkered tile floors, we got marble walls, we got neoclassical pillars, we got skeleton turtles,
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrEFF locked doors
Earthenone: i rememebr a supercut on bens stream of luigis mansion doors
SquareDotCube: Thwomps in their teenage years
Drasvin: Oh right. This castle
ContingentCat: in all games you should be able to go in doors and pet doggo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh, so the Dumbo feather
DarkMorford: This is the worst fortress.
tapdancingbeavers: I want that feather!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] No matter what happens, I'm going to say I win.
LRRbot: New quote #6021: "No matter what happens, I'm going to say I win." —Heather [2019-04-29]
VmKid: Excuse me, this is my Service Feather
Drasvin: !findquote Mario
LRRbot: Quote #664: "Because it's Mario's birthday, I'll keep playing the same thing I have been..." —Beej [2015-09-14]
PhoenixMelior: !advice
LRRbot: Don't touch the red ground, it will kill
ContingentCat: @findquote feather
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
ContingentCat: !findquote feather
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Laserbeaks_Fury: My anxiety reducing feather was an ASMR artist named HeatherFeather
VmKid: Speedrun Boom Boom
Lucifer9783: lrrCIRCLE
DarkMorford: Spike!
e_bloc: shots fired
PhoenixMelior: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
DarkMorford: Huh. I thought this was the Spike level.
mtvcdm: Kuribo, please stop birthing on us.
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orbitaltuna: you need the lakitu
Zanzabar_: I see now, the plumbers are in league with the masons and tearing down all the stonework!
Unpronounceable: f
TacitusVigil: lrrEFF
e_bloc: "I need to not eff this up." *immediately dies*
ArcOfTheConclave: another quote?
hyralt: Go left
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Beej) [now] Ok, I need to not eff this up -- I'm effing this up.
LRRbot: New quote #6022: "Ok, I need to not eff this up -- I'm effing this up." —Beej [2019-04-29]
Sarah_Serinde: ArcOfTheConclave Yuuup :D
JohnPraw: I had a cousin who showed me the warp whistle locations the very first time I played this game, and so I grew up skipping most of the worlds. I've beaten this game dozens of times in my life, and there are a ton of levels I've never seen.
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KodeMage: don't you always match the side ones when you match the middle one?
Laserbeaks_Fury: And you could go against the cuerrnt pipes
Laserbeaks_Fury: *current
KodeMage: 5 minutes
e_bloc: that's actually not that ridiculous
KodeMage: 300 seconds is literally 5 minutes exactly
Pteraspidomorphi: Not as good as Guybrush Threepwood
mtvcdm: #HeathersHouseofLies
coelopteryx: ah yes, the jellyfish from splatoon's various grandparents
MechaKuuga: oh no
CrookedSmile: you can share stars
orbitaltuna: isn't that mario world
mtvcdm: Going infinite.
e_bloc: heather refuses to cheat
Earthenone: !card cheatyface
LRRbot: Cheatyface [UUU] | Creature — Efreet [2/2] | If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. / Flying
PhoenixMelior: Heather will not cheat
ThorSokar: I got ya
Drasvin: !card armchair
LRRbot: Entirely Normal Armchair | Artifact | During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. / {0}: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only any opponent may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair. / {2}, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.
PhoenixMelior: Heather is an honest individual
FITorion: Beej I've gotten more questions from random people about my Gardening With Greg shirt than I have with any other LRR shirt
mtvcdm: All was well until the Fire Mario attacked.
PhoenixMelior: I thought it was FIT. Like more VIT
coelopteryx: the small fish no longer has a home
ThorSokar: it's a good shirt
orbitaltuna: wait, that big cheep cheep barfed up a smol cheep cheep when it died?
mtvcdm: jellyfish?
Lysander_Gustav: are they Man-o-wars?
orbitaltuna: beeg beeg cheep cheep
Lucifer9783: !card Man-o'-War
LRRbot: Man-o'-War [2U] | Creature — Jellyfish [2/2] | When Man-o'-War enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.
shea_wolfe: They're Marshall's favorite Mario enemy!
CrookedSmile: electro bloopers according to wikipedia
Unpronounceable: This world is bigger than I remembered
SuperSugarSloth: cheej cheep
ThorSokar: The book says "Jelectro" (the book in this case is the Nintendo Power guide to SMB3)
JohnPraw: They're called Jelectro!
FITorion: it seems rather effective at sparking curiosity about LRR out in the wild
mtvcdm: Raw Is Jelectro!
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Don't put off paying your taxes.
Laserbeaks_Fury: That sounds like a shaving product
PhoenixMelior: good advice
Laserbeaks_Fury: "They the new Jelectro MACH 5
ContingentCat: unusually good advice
SomebodyNowhere: lil goomba wants a hug
Ishakuro: Is that goomba.... birthing on you?
mtvcdm: Yes
mtvcdm: It is birthing on us
JohnPraw: It takes lives to make lives.
coelopteryx: oh dear
mtvcdm: It birthed us to death.
snake12341: NotLikeThis
ContingentCat: it's the circle of life
Drasvin: !findquote lives
LRRbot: Quote #5737: "Gender may live.... for now!" —Kathleen [2019-01-18]
Sarah_Serinde: #goals
KodeMage: lol
ContingentCat: !findquote birth
LRRbot: Quote #461: "That's where I store my birth control: on the roof!" —Graham [2015-07-15]
KodeMage: sick burn
SomebodyNowhere: at its core there is something amusing by beej being sponsored by nintendo
SquareDotCube: It could even be another boat!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I wanna know whats over there, canoe find out for me?
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Zanzabar_: But then how will we rock the boat?
KodeMage: what is beej trying to do?
mtvcdm: Nooooooo
SuperSugarSloth: 6
Unpronounceable: F
e_bloc: the die has been cast
KodeMage: 7, lol
Sarah_Serinde: lrrAWW
stevestein: Please not 8
DarkMorford: 5 is Sky Land, 7 is Pipe Land. I forget what 6 is.
e_bloc: 7 is piper world
NathanJay_GA: lrrEFF
KodeMage: just end it
SquareDotCube: 5 is Kuriboh
JohnPraw: Which one is giant stuff?
mtvcdm: 5 is sky, 6 is ice, 7 is pipe
e_bloc: *pipe world
Juliamon: I used my copy of that book so much that it fell apart. I put all the world cover pages on my wall.
stevestein: I say 6
SquareDotCube: 6 is ice, 7 is pipes
Unpronounceable: Giant is 4
Lucifer9783: Banger alert
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh I don't remember the levels in this one but I remember not liking it :P
VmKid: Wrong Warp Time PogChamp
Pteraspidomorphi: It was pretty tough
Zanzabar_: We could start over then just warp to 4
stevestein: Oh the vertical levels.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah flashback to Regular Mario Bros
SquareDotCube: I think the idea is that you entered a giant pipe
SomebodyNowhere: of course they're everywhere, they live in the pipes
TacitusVigil: They were predicting the internet. Which is basically a set of tubes.
ArcOfTheConclave: booooo!
Thatwasademo: heather no
SomebodyNowhere: lrrBEEJ
stevestein: Heather no
gaming_elk: lrrWOW
Almost_Alaska: Boooooo. :D
Sarah_Serinde: benginPun
VmKid: Booooo
Suprhero7: lrrBEEJ
coelopteryx: yehehehheh
Aziraphalesshop: Only in Mario 2!
SomebodyNowhere: benginPun
Lucifer9783: lrrEFF
I_Am_Clockwork: benginPun benginPun benginPun
e_bloc: don't yuck her pun
orbitaltuna: not many piranha plants on the internet tho
Riandisa: Pipe Dream was a fun game
PostmodernApocalypse: Thats's the spirit Heather!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] I'm proud of my puns!
LRRbot: New quote #6023: "I'm proud of my puns!" —Heather [2019-04-29]
KodeMage: with the drug jokes there
stevestein: Heather that pun should go right down the drain
JohnPraw: This is the level with that red pipe glitch to beat the game.
VmKid: Heather is fired.
JohnPraw: I think.
Jonci_: Whoh, old school Mario
Aziraphalesshop: *wired
SomebodyNowhere: Beej we need to have a talk about your wife ... she's great
e_bloc: if Commodore Hustle Heather is the real Heather, I would think most people would be afraid to fire Heather
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Lucifer9783: this is the level with the credits warp, yeah?
stevestein: Heather, you're hired again
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah you don't want to fire Heather, she's too awesome
SomebodyNowhere: ian would get really lonely playing rhythm games all by himself
Drasvin: Also, if you fire Heather, she might use fire
GlennSeto: Hi friends! :) Are LRR pulling in Nintendo sponsorships now?
mtvcdm: Firing Heather is just making her an elemental. Do you want elementals? Because that's how you get elementals.
SandwichKed: o/` Let's do the wrong warp again! o/`
e_bloc: @GlennSeto it's a general twitch partner thing that any of them can do, if I understand it correctly
Unpronounceable: That's a clever way to do 8th notes music notes
GlennSeto: Ah, because of the Nintendo Online promotion?
mtvcdm: We passed the 1-hour requirement for the bounty a long time ago, but eh.
Aziraphalesshop: @SandwichKed It's just a tornado tot he right and a slide to the left.
e_bloc: not true, we got 1000 points from that
Pteraspidomorphi: Stop!
jakjawagon: hidden blocks underneath?
canadiangenius: What's up guys! I'm super super high, and high alone for the fist time! Sorry for oversharing.
GlennSeto: I haven't played SMB3 in 10, maybe 20+ years and still remember this mess. x_x
Zanzabar_: Is there an invisible block to pipe in sideways from?
FITorion: bounty?
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you stream SMB 3 for 333 minutes, you get a 1up
Pteraspidomorphi: With a leaf?
SquareDotCube: From the top
GlennSeto: Luigi controls the same as Mario in SMB3, correct?
egyptcraze: you might need to be big?
jakjawagon: definitely hidden blocks by the other pipe
GlennSeto: @LoadingReadyRun Piranha Plant saw how you treat salads, Heather. ;)
Laserbeaks_Fury: I tried, I gave up
Laserbeaks_Fury: They were NOT fun
Sektor88: I beat SMBLL when i was 12. good times lrrBEEJ
shadowtalon910: Piranha plant, my friend, was in that space
Aziraphalesshop: Still sad the urban legend about SMB2 wasn't true.
PostmodernApocalypse: That was a great sketch!
GlennSeto: I need to get back into Smash and play some Piranha Friend.
DarkMorford: Didn't Nintendo make the Doki Doki Panic version of SMB2 because they thought the Japanese one (Lost Levels) was too difficult for US gamers?
ArcOfTheConclave: The #adulting salad scene made me so angry
SomebodyNowhere: at the P
stevestein: Beej was at the P
PhoenixMelior: Beej "at the P" Dery
myrddinthewizard: AT THE P!
SuperSugarSloth: I loved the salad in #adulting. :D
AwkwardBirb: too late for that
Sektor88: Joke's on you, lrrBEEJ is already a meme
Juliamon: Best baddies!
mtvcdm: Onions are not your friends.
ContingentCat: Beej memed, unheard of
Laserbeaks_Fury: some day, when you're 100, you'll be walking down the street and just cry out "I was at the P!"
GlennSeto: @DarkMorford AFAIK, Nintendo USA was worried more of the same wouldn't fly in their territory.
Rockario: Nippers!
shadowtalon910: #attheP
ThorSokar: Onion Friend == Nipper Plant
Aziraphalesshop: Back into the Meme Stream for Beej
mtvcdm: Nipper Plant- Onion Friend
shadowtalon910: More salad friends!
DarkMorford: Oh right, I think this level has a secret that you can only get with the Frog Suit.
Fruan: That swimming sprite makes Luigi look rotund
Rockario: Nippers are so cute, then the cartoon id THIS to them: https://www.mariowiki.com/images/f/fe/NipperPlant.jpg
SuperSugarSloth: Nipper Plant - Butt Biter
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
SomebodyNowhere: well
DarkMorford: Rockario: Thanks, I hate it
Rockario: DarkMorford: Your welcome, me too
Sarah_Serinde: Rockario Why did I click that
AwkwardBirb: Rockario: Cartoons were a mistake. -Matt Groening
Rockario: Because you didn't have NiftyChat up
Meyari: rockario, noooooo
myrddinthewizard: Why, Rockario!?
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Sarah_Serinde: :D
TacitusVigil: Oh no...those ones?
SomebodyNowhere: always put salt in your eyes er wait drops
MAPBoardgames: Classic Nintendo bonus stream? Yay!
Sarah_Serinde: Such a good LRL
mtvcdm: !youtube
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ThorSokar: oh, no, is Beej addicted to THE DROPS now too?
orbitaltuna: MENTHOL
ContingentCat: but why
TacitusVigil: Is...is he addicted to them now?
Rockario: Look, I searched Nipper to make sure I had the name right, and that was the FIRST image result
TacitusVigil: Do we need an intervention?
orbitaltuna: omg are they the beej drops
TacitusVigil: And interBeejion?
ArcOfTheConclave: At the pee!
TacitusVigil: *An
coelopteryx: i still imagine that too much menthol eye drops will dry 'em out because menthol reasons, but maybe they accounted for that when formulating it
SomebodyNowhere: 5UP so basically SUP
Sarah_Serinde: Now Heather controls all
TacitusVigil: Clearly not a feather.
Drasvin: Featherleaf
Spacecarl: Hodor's house of Li(v)es
SomebodyNowhere: feather is world, right?
curlymoptopragamuffin: racoons don't have leaves or feathers
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] Well now I'm just being nice to him, that's not what you're supposed to do when your friends leave.
LRRbot: New quote #6024: "Well now I'm just being nice to him, that's not what you're supposed to do when your friends leave." —Heather [2019-04-29]
orbitaltuna: oh wait, is this the one where you can pvp and steal lives
Zanzabar_: Just pick the worst box
MAPBoardgames: So I was watching YouTube and I saw an AD for Histamax. As in from the Crapshot.
TacitusVigil: Feather is the *next* game.
DarkMorford: Okay, real talk though. Hammer Bros. Suit best suit.
girlpainting: i am misserable...i have a cold
Sarah_Serinde: I am doing great, this is exactly what I needed this evening lrrHEART
ThorSokar: The book calls it a Super Leaf, so you are in the right there
stevestein: He calls it a feather because your name is not Heaf.
girlpainting: and you?
Sektor88: lol what
coelopteryx: expardon
AwkwardBirb: huh. Heard this song first on Fortune Street.
NathanJay_GA: I feel like this is where we rap about stuff. What, i dont know. someone can provide a topic
Almost_Alaska: Better than a normal ad?
AwkwardBirb: This just makes me want to invest in stocks.
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Unpronounceable: I can rap on a door
SomebodyNowhere: HolidayPresent
PhoenixMelior: how are you with powerpoints?
shadowtalon910: Did you at least get paid for the ad?
girlpainting: how was the crapshot called?
ChaoticObserver: Man, would love a new Fortune Street
Rockario: When you don't know how to rap, you always gotta start with "Hey I'm [name] and I'm here to say, [something something something] in a major way"
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NathanJay_GA: heymnow
voslan: hOLY HELL
NathanJay_GA: oh dammit, stupid keyboard
PhoenixMelior: nice
Earthenone: Nice. storm
voslan: that's impressive
MrQBear: Gosh!
ContingentCat: oh I just now realized you meant gifts, I thought you were saying gifs
ContingentCat: always say yes to cookies
NathanJay_GA: cromch
Drasvin: NomNom
girlpainting: thx TheMerricat
mtvcdm: amytfaCronch
Comet__: lrrAWESOME
shadowtalon910: Mmmm cookies.
TacitusVigil: NomNom
SomebodyNowhere: where'd the shell go
Luxatos: He went on break.
PostmodernApocalypse: Now i want cookies :(
AwkwardBirb: or have a hard head
AwkwardBirb: oh damnit
Blinkey17: Steel Toad boots?
NathanJay_GA: can one use a koopa shell as a hard hat?
MrQBear: @Blinkey17 Battletoad Boots?
VmKid: Koopa Union rules state that breaks start as soon as they're offscreen
ChroniclerC: Oh noes. I know what level they're on.
ChroniclerC: I hated this level as a kid.
MAPBoardgames: Q: What are Mario's overalls made out of?
e_bloc: just like you planned it
Ceris75: nice
SomebodyNowhere: lrrGOAT
IAmToastBeyondToast: Can we make this a thing? Beej and Heather play retro games? Occasionally? Please?
MAPBoardgames: A: Denim, denim, denim
shadowtalon910: As planned!
Sarah_Serinde: I would be super down for this being a thing
aquinas_0: is this lost levels?
aquinas_0: or some horrible evil mod
ChroniclerC: No, this was just in smb3.
bowsin_durrows: Or when it's just gneiss.
ChroniclerC: World 7 is a terrible place.
e_bloc: 86'ed it
SomebodyNowhere: look at those little legs move ... and then not move at all
aquinas_0: I don't think I've ever not skipped to eight
IAmToastBeyondToast: Senpai noticed me!!!!!!
azureHaights: "Good talk. Glad we had it." --Jeej
SomebodyNowhere: you should use the frog suit in a level with no water
ChroniclerC: Frog suit is extremely relevant for that next level.
SomebodyNowhere: vampirana
IAmToastBeyondToast: @loadingreadyrun It comes from an Old Toaster of Omens joke I had with a late friend of mine
ChroniclerC: If only you had some kind of suit that let you be a frog.
ArmadilloAL: Yes, this game totally needed zombie cheep cheeps.
GlennSeto: Oh Miyamoto have mercy...
e_bloc: this is just OG flappy duck
e_bloc: flappy bird
mtvcdm: Since we've moved past world 4, this is a map of the airship for world 4. Tell me how this thing works as a functioning mode of transportation. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/nes/525245-super-mario-bros-3/faqs/65505?print=1
Lucifer9783: the tooth puck?
Lucifer9783: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
KeiRaccoon: Mushrooms aren't plants though
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MechaKuuga: fungi are organisms
IAmToastBeyondToast: @loadingreadyrun the full thing was "Toaster of Omens! Give me Toast beyond Toast"
ChroniclerC: Oh yeah, the abandoned fortress. This level is neat.
GlennSeto: Very accurate emulation, with the edge flicker and everything.
AwkwardBirb: They probably thought planting a coin would grow money
AwkwardBirb: it worked in Animal Crossing
Drasvin: Love how with the Twitch frame rate. Mario running looks like he's skating sometimes
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LightingExpert13: adam owns this castle
GlennSeto: (Although accuracy buffs in the emu scene might laugh at my comment.)
stevestein: You have to go through the door that appears when you hit the P.
Nenluen: secret door on the grey blocks
SomebodyNowhere: now beej has more lives
Unpronounceable: Lives all the lives
ContingentCat: gesundheit
GlennSeto: Bless ya!
ChroniclerC: I kind of love how everyone walks right past the door.
ChroniclerC: Because COINS!!!
coelopteryx: the sheer number of coins there in that p-switch room reminds me of my youth playing sonic games trying to Actually Get All The Rings. i now realize you're meant to just zoom right through the ring groups & whatever gets left behind isn't needed
Drasvin: Time = Money; Money= Power; Therefore, Time = Power
LightingExpert13: the gaming industry has trained us well
GlennSeto: Heck, that mass coin sound still releases endorphins in my brain.
TheMerricat: This is Heather's time, you can't see her.
GlennSeto: Is turning into a statue part of tanooki folklore?
GlennSeto: NICE
ChroniclerC: NICE
Juliamon: THE CLUTCH
niccus: POWER GAMER
Mr_Bitterness: Never didn't have it!
Drasvin: And time!
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice
Ceris75: NICE
shea_wolfe: Plenty of time
ContingentCat: NICE
coelopteryx: bwhahahhhahahhah
e_bloc: all part of the plan
spicydungus: lrrHORN lrrHORN
omicronz: Noice
kamelion84: lrrWOW
Lucifer9783: lrrCIRCLE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: she can do it in 10
NathanJay_GA: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sektor88: nice
mtvcdm: Never. Doubt. Heather.
Riandisa: Very nice
Nuurgle: I love how the bosses get harder as the game gets further Kappa
ChaoticObserver: Speedrun 100 percent never didn't have it
shadowtalon910: lrrHAM
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itomeshi: Wooooooooooooooow... Cutting it close, Heather?
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ElementalAlchemist: "I've got time." --Heather, accurately
SomebodyNowhere: they bit his but
ChroniclerC: The world is round!
GlennSeto: Those Toad house graphics were probably hell on the game's memory budget.
TheMerricat: @GlennSeto It's less that turning into a statue is part of their folklore and more that statues of them are extremely common in Japan.
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SomebodyNowhere: at least fall damage isn't a thing
ContingentCat: breaking news: water is wet
GlennSeto: @TheMerricat Like roadside shrine situations?
Ceris75: Fire is INDEED hot
Drasvin: At least you don't have megaman's spike allergy.
TheMerricat: @GlennSeto that and like garden gnome situations
AwkwardBirb: yeah what happened to you, Mario 64?
MAPBoardgames: Surely I'm not the only one jamming out to classic mario music.
GlennSeto: @MAPBoardgames Surely not.
ChroniclerC: Of course not. And don't call me Shirley.
BrowneePoints: A Beejodor stream!?
Sarah_Serinde: Ok I'd love to stay but I really need to sleep. Have fun friends! lrrHEART
SomebodyNowhere: I wonder in their playtesting over the years how much they found the music speedup made people screw up innecessarily
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde g'night
ChroniclerC: Ah, Beej also going to cheat.
ChroniclerC: Like I did all the time as a kid.
TheInnsanity: that was surprisingly wholesome
BrowneePoints: I never realized how short the stages in SMB3 were until I was an adult
TheMerricat: @BrowneePoints Just an FYI, I just found out myself today but she's appearently no longer using the Hodor nick. NIght @Sarah_Serinde!
Banrael: bleedpurple100 bonus10 Bonus bits for a bonus stream
SomebodyNowhere: I remember all the layouts being in the guide back in the day
ThorSokar: first pattern hype
GlennSeto: Yeah, the summersault got me so pumped as a kid.
TacitusVigil: I only recently learned about the pause trick for this level.
Rockario: I imagine these NNippers sound like the Chrosu Kidds from Rhythm Heaven
Rockario: Wow, I bingledd that a little bit
Lucifer9783: its a play on hanabi, iirc
DarkMorford: I thought the shoe was in 5-3
ChroniclerC: Kuribo's Shoe is in Sky Land.
GlennSeto: Never didn't have it.
Drasvin: lrrFINE
SomebodyNowhere: uhoh
mtvcdm: Welp
Roosevelt: welp
e_bloc: I guess we die
Dusk_Shine: isn't there a down stomp?
Dusk_Shine: or am i thinking of Super Mario World on SNES?
DarkMorford: the Ground Pound was Super Mario 64
GlennSeto: Down stomp is Mario World and onward.
Ceris75: super mario world dusk
ChroniclerC: Yeah, it's one of the "ground" stages in Sky Land.
MaladyDark: still live! excellent. i had to do family crap and missed the start
Dusk_Shine: dinger...
BrowneePoints: @DarkMorford Hip Drop was World and on
Drasvin: According to the wiki, Kuribo's Shoe is in 5-3
Dusk_Shine: i had all the mario games up til sunshine, because i've never owned a nintendo system past the 64
AalderFlawn: Mario 3?
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SomebodyNowhere: ohno
aWabbajack: lrrFINE feliciaYEAH
ChroniclerC: Sometimes you wanna let the star bounce down a ways.
AalderFlawn: This Mario 3?
Lex_Peacekeeper: get a boot for that level
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Dusk_Shine: Wow, yeezus, so many months...and I have treasured every second.
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AalderFlawn: This was my jam as a kid.
ChroniclerC: The sad thing is, you can't even cheese that level with a Pwing.
Izandai: Oh hey, it's Pirhana Plant from Smash Bros! Kappa
AalderFlawn: What're your guys' favorite Mario Games?
GlennSeto: Btw, how does New SMB U compare to other 2D Marios?
GlennSeto: Never played that one.
Ceris75: I forgot they could do that
AalderFlawn: Sunshine is mine.
ChroniclerC: 3 is my fave, still.
PostmodernApocalypse: I love Odyssey so much
ThingsOnMyStream: I keep looking in the background for stuff to hit with eggs
Laserbeaks_Fury: Damn that's hard. I know Wind Waqker is my favorite Zelda, but I don't know if I have a favorite SMB
GlennSeto: Is Yoshi's Island a valid answer?
ContingentCat: katesNice
TheMerricat: bleedpurple100 bonus10 This is the Mario I remember, trading off with my brother to try to 'skill' each level, only missing the passive aggressive 'congratulations' each time we died.
Izandai: Didn't even need the mushroom. EZ PZ.
AalderFlawn: What are your guys opinion on Sunshine?
PostmodernApocalypse: Yeah Wooly World was quality
Izandai: The stars do not last very long in this game, huh?
Boyshinboiv: does beej actually know how to play magic?
stevestein: Oh this one.
Drasvin: bleedpurple350 bonus35 bledding bits for bonus bits
ThingsOnMyStream: AalderFlawn I beleive you can see Beej's opinion of Mario Sunshine in extensive detail in the vod archive
ChroniclerC: THIS LEVEL
Laserbeaks_Fury: I liked Thousand Year Door a lot
GlennSeto: To be fair, broken pipes should be Mario's specialty.
AalderFlawn: @Boyshinboiv Yes, he does. He is the best Magic player in the world.
Dusk_Shine: what about Bowser's inside story?
ChroniclerC: But do you count Super Paper Mario as a 2d platformer?
AalderFlawn: What about Mario is Missing?
revjakenash: Did you play Star Tropics yet?
Boyshinboiv: @AalderFlawn got it just checking
GlennSeto: @AalderFlawn I have genuinely good memories of Mario Is Mising.
Dusk_Shine: are they doing subs at the end, or just not callign subs?
Dusk_Shine: just wondering
Izandai: das a speedy spooper
Lex_Peacekeeper: Discoball!
Laserbeaks_Fury: My only memory of Star Tropic was getting stuck because we rented it and didn't have the instruction manual. And there was no Internet
Lucifer9783: still blasting?
AalderFlawn: Opinions on the current weather?
Pteraspidomorphi: Good old world 7
Lex_Peacekeeper: @Laserbeaks_Fury that game was hard, i still own it, took me a year to beat it as a kid, thank god it had saving
GlennSeto: Scream and run away would be very in character for Luigi.
WyrmwoodGaming: bleedpurple100 bleedpurple100 bleedpurple100 bleedpurple100 bleedpurple100 bonus50
mtvcdm: Hi Wyrmwood!
AalderFlawn: Well ya'll It was fun stopping by, but I have to get some sleep as I have an exam tomorrow. see ya'll.
ThingsOnMyStream: ghosts are scary, but at least they are better then the freaky puppet nightmares from Crafted World
PrinceNimzar: now kiss pirahana plant edion?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, the part that stopped us was you had to use the radio on a specific frequency and it was hidden in the Instruction Manual
Izandai: Why deeze spoopers so speedy?
DarkMorford: O hai Paul
Izandai: fuckin' gottem
WyrmwoodGaming: @DarkMorford hello!
ThingsOnMyStream: Heather: You don't need Mushrooms to be a winner!
MAPBoardgames: lrrSPOOP BOO!
mtvcdm: Winners Don't Do Mushrooms
Lex_Peacekeeper: winners dont do mushrooms!
ChroniclerC: HE'S IN SMASH!
GlennSeto: He can compete in Smash like this!
mtvcdm: !smash
LRRbot: Put weagles in Smash, you cowards!
Drasvin: !smash
LRRbot: Put the state in Smash, you cowards!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, you got screwed
e_bloc: Heather you screwed up
ContingentCat: !smash
LRRbot: Put a dating game in Smash, you cowards!
Lucifer9783: please, screwy, not nutty
ChaoticObserver: !smash
LRRbot: Put Burning Man in Smash, you cowards!
GlennSeto: !smash
LRRbot: Put reticulating splines in Smash, you cowards!
polluxr: it's a trap
coelopteryx: now i'm just imagining some kind of like, parody-"serious" comic adaptation of smb3 where mario looks up in the sky and sees the airship and is saying "oh, good. you are here."
GlennSeto: What controllers are y'all rocking?
ContingentCat: dog face?
TheInnsanity: it's now only ever dogface controller holder to me
TheInnsanity: that's cannon now
Izandai: @ContingentCat It looks like a dog face.
Izandai: With the sticks as lopsided eyes
bowsin_durrows: !updog
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Izandai: And the grips are the ears.
PhoenixMelior: Heather is so much better at this game than I could ever hope to be
GlennSeto: I seem to remember Beej using a SNES looking controller before.
ContingentCat: ohhh
Juliamon: lrrFINE
snake12341: lrrFINE
Drasvin: I thought Switch Dog was actually part of Nintendo's marketing
polluxr: screw the screws
polluxr: they only make things harder
Izandai: Nah. It's entirely a fan thing.
Rockario: Izandai got my favourite one
Drasvin: Ludwig
MAPBoardgames: You were robbed!
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ContingentCat: though it not being a official nintendo thing means other people can make stickers and such of it
Rockario: 🐝-thoven
TheMerricat: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/nintendo+switch+dog+stickers - not official of course.
snake12341: Its a house "warming" gift
Izandai: Someone throw up Adam's hitbox emote.
Unpronounceable: Is it a house warming gift, or a warming house gift
polluxr: HAHAHAHA
Juliamon: seabatHITBOX ?
Drasvin: We should give them the gift that keeps on giving. We should give them the gift of fire!
Izandai: Thank you!
Rockario: Stickers are fine, but I want a Switchdog-torso-shaped holder for my joycons
GloriousMost: Are the screws in mario maker?
polluxr: ?
Izandai: Wow, he stunlocked you. Brutal.
polluxr: ludwig is scary ò_o
SomebodyNowhere: did those wrench throwing things ever come back in any of the other games
TheMerricat: @SomebodyNowhere they are in a lot of the mariokart games.
Drasvin: Yeah, they're a varient of Monty Mole
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Juliamon: You gotta.
Izandai: Oh hey, all those screws train you to be good at jumping just after you land in preparation for this boss that stuns you if you stay on the ground too long.
polluxr: heather with the speed strats
Izandai: Game design!
cChroma: Dose speedrun strats
Izandai: *jazz hands*
Unpronounceable: She is Hodor, Destroyer of Bosses
SomebodyNowhere: check out that beard
mtvcdm: The wand made the airship disappear with you on it.
ContingentCat: wow that breard
AwkwardBirb: I was expecting the letter Q
PhoenixMelior: well that was a fun stream
Izandai: Wow Beej, making your wife do all the work while you just play? Rude. Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Ohh... Exciting!
mtvcdm: !patreon
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mtvcdm: !discord
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mtvcdm: !twitter
MaladyDark: heh. they changed the account name with the pm
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are back in the world of Modded Minecraft. We're playing Paths of Magic 3! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (12:07 from now).
Boyshinboiv: PokGengar PokGengar PokGengar PokGengar
SomebodyNowhere: overheats and still gets there
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EightBitDreams: I see 8 whole bits on the screen!
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Izandai: Mostly Mario 3.
MaladyDark: i was looking at a
MaladyDark: membership earlier today. still not quite enough. i dont play only and i havr a big enough backlog without adding all those NES titles
MaladyDark: so many games exist.
Izandai: Congratulations!
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
e_bloc: the bones of trees and the skins of luigis
Riandisa: Thanks for the great stream!
TacitusVigil: Thanks for the stream!
mtvcdm: !wyrmwood
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Izandai: Wurmwood Gaming! SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
mtvcdm: BONES
ContingentCat: *slaps table*
SomebodyNowhere: bones of skins and the trees of beasts
Izandai: Flawless.
mtvcdm: !patreon
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coelopteryx: elsewhere, adam had a vague sense that he should scold someone but it abated & he won't be sure why unless someone tells him about it
tapdancingbeavers: cool, I thought I wasn't going to get one :)
SomebodyNowhere: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are back in the world of Modded Minecraft. We're playing Paths of Magic 3! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (11:59 from now).
MaladyDark: i mean. beej does do live improv. that is basically being funny on command
ContingentCat: By hook or by crook it's ending
Juliamon: There's supposedly less than an hour of Detroit left
MAPBoardgames: Or to put it another way, TalinkgSim will be DONE with Detroit
ContingentCat: chillpoints are good
MaladyDark: oooh yay chillpoint
Izandai: YES
azureHaights: But that implies Graham still hosts Checkpoint. lrrBEEJ
SnackPak_: Smooth, Heather
MAPBoardgames: Hey, Beej. When are you going to be creditied in Check Point?
MaladyDark: no one has quite as much cat hair on them as kathleen and G
Unpronounceable: Uta Pri
MaladyDark: they did and it was dumb and cute anime boys
TheInnsanity: Beej isn't ever on the internet
mtvcdm: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Snip
coelopteryx: beej can't be on the internet because he contains the internet
Rockario: DDon't forget your Mastodon, Heather
TheMerricat: bleedpurple55 bonus5 bonus noises for the bonus stream....
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ContingentCat: Thanks for streaming Beej and Heather
SnackPak_: Good night
kamelion84: thanks for stream
MaladyDark: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Ceris75: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are back in the world of Modded Minecraft. We're playing Paths of Magic 3! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (11:44 from now).