DentedPockets: Tweet incoming?
tyrew0rm: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: i think that counts as bang. string instruments can be bangs
Creideiki_SE: Clicky keyboards are best keyboards. *hugs my IBM model M*
DarkMorford: Also getting a TON of buffering, but that could just be me.
TehAmelie: no, me too
Crad0k: not just you
PsychoI3oy: also, Mick Gordon did the Constantly Playing remix of Katana Blaster for BGC
NimrodXIV: me too
orbitaltuna: wat
TXC2: stream down?
tyrew0rm: lots of buffering for me as well
IbunWest: Dooooooom
Dared00: Hi chatspeople, it's Mood time
DarkMorford: Go boom
TehAmelie: i think it died
NathanJay_GA: er
Twinklebees: I'm getting networks errors aye
orbitaltuna: rip doot
TXC2: ok Refreshing didn't help
doomoftheworld42: yoo
DarkMorford: Try again, James!
windydelcarlo: So twitch says online on the sidebar but offline on the stream?
Lord_ZYRK: Correct
Theycallmejokke: Hell's mightiest challenge, make the stream run
mercano82: I just got a push notification on my phone, but it looks FUBAR
DarkMorford: windydelcarlo Technical difficulties, please hold.
Jeezy56: RIP and tears ;_;
ZoBo_: needs more hell energy
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ekimekim: 🎺
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Lord_ZYRK: It is Twitch, afterall
DontpingmePlayz: Hello
Heartlessangel86: hello everyone
Anubis169: meow... manMARTIN
felixthereflex: another day, another small set back
Theycallmejokke: Kitty!
TXC2: hello DontpingmePlayz and Heartlessangel86 and Anubis169 welcome
mercano82: In the meantime, here's Wonderwall.
kerbalized_: anyone else having issues?
Crad0k: *gets out the tennis ball launcher*
Unas84: Good Rip and Tear day everyone
Anubis169: yup
LoadingReadyRun: The internet dies here the second I went online
felixthereflex: everyone, yes
LoadingReadyRun: seems to have come back
TXC2: kerbalized_ yeap, stream is down
Lord_ZYRK: So you're saying it was. . . Doomed from the start CoolCat
mercano82: #BlameJames'sChoiceInISPs
Unas84: just use some of that demonic energy, James, I'm sure it'll be fine
NathanJay_GA: Does someone need to straighten the inter-tubes?
seth_erickson: Who's play it forward is this?
HesGotNoPants: what happened?
TXC2: it's Canada, there is no choice in ISPs
Unas84: James, so blame him for all of this
DarkMorford: Not enough interwebs, send spiders.
Anubis169: teenGRAMZ
DentedPockets: Now, is this 1993 Doom, or 2016 Doom?
DarkMorford: (Do not send spiders)
cuttlefishman: So
TXC2: DentedPockets 2016
PhoenixMelior: txc2 there's SOME choice - pick your favourite evil
cuttlefishman: Who do we ship in this Doom?
Theycallmejokke: It's the good one
Anubis169: 2016
HesGotNoPants: @darkmorford ben will love that!
DentedPockets: @TXC2 Good to hear :)
TehAmelie: did the island forget to pay the Heather tax again?
Anubis169: oi
Anubis169: they're all good
kerbalized_: or do we as chat narrate the game for James
NojhLivic: cuttlefishman Hmm. Olivia and an Imp?
Lord_ZYRK: DarkMorford uhhh. there's no cancel button on this shipment. Oops.
TXC2: PhoenixMelior I maintain that Telus and shaw are in fact the same company
felixthereflex: really, it's all just the same crap, just from other butt holes
PhoenixMelior: txc2 my dad used to work for Telus - they're not
TheMoatman: Please do not Rip and/or Tear LRR's internet cables
mercano82: @cuttlefishman DoomGuyXImp OTP
cuttlefishman: I dunno
cuttlefishman: DoomGuyXBFG
cuttlefishman: is a real appealing sbip
Unas84: I ship All-the-Demons with All-The-Bullets
TXC2: PhoenixMelior fair enough
Theycallmejokke: If you like pitch blackness and monster closets, I guess ;P
cuttlefishman: *ship
orbitaltuna: it's canadia, where cellular and internets are stuck in the 90's
NojhLivic: CyberdemonXHayden
DarkMorford: Somebody get Heather on the line!
PhoenixMelior: orbitaltuna I mean, also no? I'm on LTE
TheMoatman: Canada: the only place that still has Bell
cuttlefishman: If a Cacodemon opened up a patisserie
cuttlefishman: would it be
TheMoatman: Okay well technically Verizon and AT&T are Bells but they aren't called that anymore
TXC2: you want 90's internet come to my house, where the internet drops if the phone is answered :P
cuttlefishman: a cocoademon
kerbalized_: wait Bell still exists??
Earthenone: !findquote doom
LRRbot: Quote #452: "It might be a thing that we break and fall to its doom... Or it might just be here." —Heather [2015-07-13]
kerbalized_: sweet jesus
LoadingReadyRun: Gonna reset the modem, the internet works, but it should about 100x faster than it's currently clocking in at.
Theycallmejokke: Should some one run to the roof and light the Paul signal
kerbalized_: ah, so theres a clog in the interweb tubes
v_nome: I have to know, what does the Paul signal look like?
kerbalized_: get the plunger
mercano82: I mean, this is Doom. It's meant to be played over dialup.
Theycallmejokke: A singing beard... maybe? :D
TXC2: V-nome his beard of course
Anubis169: @loadingreadyrun that songs like service mode from the ISP's end, mine old ISP did that if my line drops and reconnects too fast
repgam: did i miss it?
Anubis169: sounds*
NojhLivic: repgam Nah. Technical issues we think
Theycallmejokke: No tech trops
Crad0k: i played doom over a LAN in '95, when i was 13
DarkMorford: I thought the Paul signal was a giant "E". Or is an "m". "3"?
TXC2: repgam tech inssues delayed start
kerbalized_: I still vote that we create a text-based Doom version in chat for james to play
Therberus: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (James' turn in the Play it Forward hot seat. He's gonna check out 2016's Doom! Game: Doom) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (11m ago).
orbitaltuna: exits: north, south, door
orbitaltuna: rip n' tear y/n?
Theycallmejokke: y
Lithobraker: to shreds
mercano82: Oh, it's 2016 Doom? I was kinda hoping it was the OG.
Crad0k: idspispopd
daleif: the Paul signal would of course have a beard
TXC2: to be fair, the OG doom is like a 3 hour game
Rufran: is the stream online? I'm not seeing anything
Earthenone: it is not
Novus_Spes: *headbanging intensifies*
Rufran: oh ok
TXC2: so good for one stream, but not exactly a long play
kerbalized_: you open the door. A jump scare alien appears in front of you
Rufran: I got the live notification so I thought it was a problem on my end
orbitaltuna: [insert ascii alien face]
orbitaltuna: ascii art*
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TXC2: Ascii isn't art
daleif: was watching a yt video about og zoom speed running the other day. quite interesting
Creideiki_SE: I wonder if the frame rate of chat is high enough that something like would work...
Rufran: if we play text adventure Doom, how long will it take to be eaten by a grue?
orbitaltuna: [insert ascii art of "is this art" meme]
kerbalized_: such meta
Crad0k: yeah, speedrunning kinda started with doom
kerbalized_: side question, didnt they just get fiber installed?
TXC2: the Fibre is for uploading to YT
Rufran: I thought mario 64 was the big one that kind of started up the speedrunning community? or maybe super metroid?
adelius3: mario 64 speedrunning is like poetry in motion. When i first saw a run I cried.
Anubis169: nah, though they're massively popular now
Saulens181: Hey, are we playing as a personification on extreme-but-necessary means agains a symbolic and literal representation of corporate greed eclipsing any possible ethics and consideration for the world outside it's profit earnings?
Rufran: not that there weren't people already speedrunning before, just when it became popular
Saulens181: oh wait this isn't cam's channel
TXC2: Doom is the Beowulf of speedrunning, Mario64 is the Hamlet
TehAmelie: Speedrundemos the site started with Quake, i believe
NojhLivic: The internet facilitiated the "community" aspect of speed running, but it existed prior.
daleif: then what is golden eye?
Crad0k: m64 was probably the one that made it really big, but there was organised doom speedrun sites in the 90s
Rufran: coincidentally, I just watched a video on E1M1 getting knocked down to 8 seconds recently
TXC2: daleif I dont know, something by Marlow maybe?
Saulens181: oooh
NojhLivic: Signal
Theycallmejokke: uh!
Unas84: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Taveena: Hurray! Tech issues mean I'm here for the start! :D
CrazymattCaptain: yeah I think Quake was the big one as GDQ pulled part of it's name from a Quake community
kerbalized_: i got my old golden eye game actually running several months ago, i completely forgot you couldn't look around
PsychoI3oy: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Theycallmejokke: Fingers crossed
DadicusRex: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
tyrew0rm: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Anubis169: @saulens181 no symbology here, just sheer glorious rage and masochistic violent joy
Rufran: a lot of people are making really neat "histories of speedrunning" videos and I've been watching a lot of them
kerbalized_: besides the aim function
Rufran: also, yay, signal
Crad0k: yeah, i believe SDA was an attempt to keep all the quake running in the one place, rather than spread out like doom was
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Wanna watch James play the 2016 Doom? I hope so, cause that's what's gonna happen over on 📷 ||
DadicusRex: so who's playing today?
white_wampa: DOOOOOOOOoooooooommmmm! James is playing btw
Rufran: I think James?
Saulens181: @Anubis169 suuu~ure
Theycallmejokke: Time to show hell's minions whats what
beowuuf: i heard a rumour james is doomed?
kerbalized_: I cant remember if theres supposed to be music
Anubis169: no really
Rufran: it says James in the email I got
TehAmelie: well we have signal
DarkMorford: It's James, yes.
TehAmelie: and sound!
IbunWest: I also heard it was famous youtuber James Turner.
Theycallmejokke: Yeeeessss
KidAmn: doot doot
ExhaustedElox: Ah, that music....
beowuuf: music! i mean...doomusic...
Crad0k: woo, doom's gate!
TheWarbo: moosick!
ExhaustedElox: I will never tire of this music
Lord_ZYRK: Yes even Doom music seabatTROG
samuraitiger19: Oooo Original Doom? Not 2016 Doom?
DarkMorford: Wait a minute... This isn't Approaching Nirvana! What's going on here?
Rufran: actually doom music
mistborn83: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHORN lrrHORN
windydelcarlo: Is _this_ what game this music is from?
Novus_Spes: Aww yeah, getting excited now.
kerbalized_: there we gooooo!!
sivakrytos: @samuraitiger19 new doom
LoadingReadyRun: I'm playing 2016, but this music is to good
Sektor88: kneedeep in the doot
Cepsys: Big Giant Doom Circles today
samuraitiger19: ah
ExhaustedElox: Oh those high hat riffs
Havtorn_Epsilon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 24 months!
Havtorn_Epsilon: trip and care
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sivakrytos: does new doom not have the doom music? that would be sad
TehAmelie: they remixed it for 2016 but i would assume the original midi is in the game somewhere
ExhaustedElox: I would love to see a band play this live.
sivakrytos: @TehAmelie ok a remix is fine
white_wampa: @sivakrytos it has a newer version of the same songs and other new tracks
DarkMorford: Yeah, dat ride cymbal
Frankenfruity: @TehAmelie since the original game is in the game it would make sense that the og music is too :)
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DadicusRex: James is DOOOOOMED
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Crad0k: ExhaustedElox i did once, it was awesome
TehAmelie: there ya go
Rufran: Hi James
Taveena: Hi Jamesatron!
TehAmelie: and here we go!
TXC2: Hello James
ExhaustedElox: Wait, James is playing?
ExhaustedElox: Well hey James
Theycallmejokke: James
ekimekim: yeah, the doom 2016 soundtrack is different to the OG but not really better or worse, they're both awesome
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FuzzyFozzy: Hey there James
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Frankenfruity: 39 months?! That's a multiple of 13! Oh no, no wonder there's internet trouble! We're DOOOOOOOOMED!
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TXC2: James "welcome to huh whatever" Turner
beowuuf: hey james!
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IbunWest: @Fracaswell Nice.
ExhaustedElox: What's the purpose behind Play It Forward again?
Unas84: James is shooting bois again, just demon-bois this time around!
orbitaltuna: we dootin' yet
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Uzumaki15: I elect we temporarily rename it "James plays the whole thing"
wildpeaks: this is an odd mod of the minecraft nether :D
TXC2: nice
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FuzzyFozzy: A day late for Mine O'Clock, but I still get to re-sub on a James stream!
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DadicusRex: Nice haircut James!!
CastleOtranto: katesNice katesNice katesNice
IbunWest: TAS?
beowuuf: the whole video games with the whole video james?
DarkMorford: Hi James! What pack are we playing today? Where are Serge and Uno? Kappa
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Crad0k: idspispopd
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orellien2773: Love Doom-open-bracket-2016-close-bracket!
Saulens181: James It Forward
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ekimekim: as far as i can tell: yeah, no TAS :P
ekimekim: any% is broken AF though
TheOtherTrevor: Which doom? 1993 or 2016? (Or perhaps the 2005 movie? lrrBEEJ )
wildpeaks: so Hell has a bad internet connection
Rufran: 2016
orbitaltuna: plenty of time to doot
beowuuf: just play quake 3 instead :p
Frankenfruity: cheat code
Crad0k: lrrAWW
NojhLivic: Hell has perfect internet connection, it just costs an arm and a soul
CrazymattCaptain: oh hey old noclip
ChaoticUndercurrent: new doom or old doom?
Saulens181: James, can you do five minutes of Talking Sim on the game? :L
beowuuf: 2016 doom
Unas84: already cheating!? am disapoint
ExhaustedElox: Gotta spin your chair around to "rap" with us, James.
Theycallmejokke: James is so hio and cool with the kids
theplague1: is it old school doom?
Saulens181: no, 2016
TXC2: theplague1 nope, 2016 version
orbitaltuna: since before he was known as video james Kappa
theplague1: ah ok have not seen this one looking forward to it
wildpeaks: a long time ago
TXC2: 100% that's Japan
djalternative: o/ chat
DarkMorford: Someone do the math! :P
Frankenfruity: I still exclusively play single player games
ravenlord_xix: DOOM! Excited for Doom Eternal James?
Theycallmejokke: No math needed, James is just old ;P
kerbalized_: sergeCounting sergeCounting ..... 1+2= james is old
TXC2: and then WoW Happened Kappa
v_nome: James is 24 days younger than me. TIL
TheWarbo: I feel like half my early games were like Joust and Command for Atari, and Ninja Turtles for NES, so lots of multiplayer
CrazymattCaptain: did you never minecraft alone?
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DontpingmePlayz: 7months almost to 9 months helooooo jamess turner
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samuraitiger19: Jeex you lived you Adam for 9 years? You lucky dog.
Heartlessangel86: hey hows it going james?
TheManaLeek: Woo, just played through Doom this week!
theplague1: I miss old school counter strike I was pretty good in my area I play
NojhLivic: Yeah. Video gaming has been a very social activity for me in general even before multiplayer. Discord has enabled single player games for me cause I can "hangout" in voice chat while playing something.
Frankenfruity: You punched the first chunk alone! :)
TXC2: Damn right James!
sivakrytos: james the scrub
Dared00: Yessss, Easy mode for life
Theycallmejokke: Hardcore Casual 4 lyfe
Zanaide: Yes! Filthy casuals of the world unite!
the510 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
the510: i am also a casual scrub good luck :D
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Frankenfruity: scrub mode
mistborn83: is anyone else noticing a slight delay in audio vs video?
Saulens181: I've played a load of RuneScape basically single player and woo do I regret all that wasted time.
tyrew0rm: easy on first playthrough for story, then higher on future runs
TheWarbo: I just do that *all the time*
TXC2: mistborn83 seems fine here
TheManaLeek: @mistborn83 Not here, happens with Twitch sometimes, try a refresh
DarkMorford: mistborn83 Looks fine to me
Stellapacifica: I do that constantly
Frankenfruity: @mistborn83 it looks fine to me
CrazymattCaptain: you're here for the story not the challenge
HailtheRNG subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months, currently on a 51 month streak!
HailtheRNG: Hardcore casuals unite!
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Rhynerd: Oh shot, I’m missing doom!
TheWarbo: James "Never Too Busy to Play Video Games" Turner
TheManaLeek: Yeah brick walls in games aren't fun
head_cannon: "content muncher" is how I've heard that type of game referred to.
DarkMorford: I usually go default difficulty to start, and I'll drop it down if I run into a wall.
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Saulens181: James, if you play on the easiest difficulty, you have to do a Talking Sim thingy, that's the law
nickreese923: I do easy mode to know the story
mistborn83: aww you love adam lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ravenlord_xix: I'm bricked at the cyberdemon fight and just got super annoyed at it and gave up
TheWarbo: James also has respect for the type of people who would bang their head againt I Wanna Be the Boshy forever? Who'da thunk it? :-D
Dared00: @Saulens181 the LoadingReadyLaw
TheOtherTrevor: humblebrag
mistborn83: prepare!
Rufran: humblebrags are super important
Frankenfruity: I have the same reasoning to not play game on hard mode... but if the game offers no resistance at all I get bored
Stellapacifica: I get blocked and frustrated, then go away for a bit and if I come back to it I'll probably do better but most of the time I'm gone
TXC2: and now we wait for C+ to do it's check thing Kappa
TehAmelie: straight bragging?
NathanJay_GA: oh hi there!
TheChargingBadger: Wow I'm actually joining a stream before any games start.
Rioxcon: that's pretty much the game.
sivakrytos: i mean, that is what doom is
head_cannon: I love how Doom has no need for a story whatsoever, and also has a really great story if you go looking for it.
icedsly subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
icedsly: Shoot some demon boys, James!
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Lord_ZYRK: Spoiler alert: you kill the demons
TXC2: #IRemeberDoom
mercano82: I mean, the two most importing things to remember about Doom are IDDQD and IDKFA.
orbitaltuna: headcrabs are in doom right? Kappa
Theycallmejokke: You shot demons, eh spoilers dude! ;P
ravenlord_xix: just enjoy the super good music
sivakrytos: like, if it was something else, it wouldn't really be a good remake of doom?
Crad0k: i usually start on whatever 'medium' appears to be, but i'll drop difficulty or cheat if it feels right to do so
ExhaustedElox: cheer100 Good luck James! I gotta get back to work.
orbitaltuna: more stalling
windydelcarlo: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
wildpeaks: loading bar, the first boss fight
TehAmelie: it's loading up 60 gigs of textures i guess
EJGRgunner: bleedpurple50 bonus5 What do you call it when James is feeling attacked by all of chat? #FlameJames
TXC2: Sonic is dead James, and with him speed
Fracaswell: This reminds me, i need to finish this game before Doomy Turtle comes out
DontpingmePlayz: a test of endurance
Foreverbackwards: "Must go faster" -Jeff Goldblum, 199X
windydelcarlo: Seriously, Siri, bascially the same thing
Crad0k: Foreverbackwards 93
mercano82: There are never enough loading bars, and don't call me Siri.
Dared00: Snapmap is a map editor, it's pretty cool
TXC2: "ooh a piece of candy"
TheWarbo: No one else is getting twitch buffering, right? (It's *usually* my internet, but I want to make sure)
RedNightmare7: Ah yes, this little masterpiece! So good!
mistborn83: bleedpurple100 bonus10 blat blat!
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RayFK: The only Doom you'll experience is the nightmares that SoNicol Bolas will bring you.
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TemporallyAwry: And yet that difficulty seems - higher than casual :D
Robot_Bones: Lol Classic steam library
TheElrad: at 10 PM on boxing day?
Morrigan9: on hurt me plenty mode lol
TheWarbo: James: "I play on the easiest difficulty" Also James: "Here's my old save on HURT ME PLENTY difficulty"
TemporallyAwry: That one does though!
Rioxcon: I do love booting old games, and seeing my old saves
Lord_ZYRK: It's good on my end, TheWarbo
kerbalized_: james lied!
Earthenone: mightbe the TS of the game yeah
Joda011980: alex and cam on talking simulatot?
ImKevinTheShark: Someone else played it!?
Rioxcon: a little time capsule
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head_cannon: This isn't an example of the interactive music in gameplay, but I still love this song.
RayFK: I always do (I am lying)
Erudite_Cynic: sonic al bolas
Earthenone: i think its pronounced Sanic
mercano82: sah-nick-ole-bo-lass.
Theycallmejokke: lock n load!
TXC2: all I can think when I see the new "sonic" is how they massacred my boy
jonlevir: Ooo, James playing DOOM? This should be fun
mistborn83: bleedpurple1000 bonus100 if 1000 is good 2 has to be twice as better
Crad0k: HMP is actually easy enough, i'd reccomend it
TheManaLeek: This game made me so motion sick until I upped the FOV and turned off Motion Blur
accountmadeforants: 0 across the board is still a kind of balance
Havtorn_Epsilon: Ya droodge
TheWarbo: TXC2 All I can think of is the nightmares that *someone* posted to CardKingdom twitter...
sivakrytos: how much tutorial does doom need? you shoot the things?
head_cannon: I also had a better time once I turned off the Motion Blur.
DeadlyWinchester: Jumpscare?
Sektor88: oh god, ironman mod
Sektor88: *mode
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Rioxcon: Iron man is new, I may have to replay it for that.
TXC2: does anyone actuly like motion blur?
CrazymattCaptain: "hurt me plenty" a great difficulty level name
NathanJay_GA: bleedpurple100 bonus10 My favourite game of 2016. Looking forward to the playthrough!
ImKevinTheShark: I tried Hurt Me Plenty, I did not have fun. Im too young to die is nice
Kumakaori: XD.
TheManaLeek: @TXC2 My inner ear balance sure didn't like it :D
djalternative: that's wolfenstein
Joda011980: well it is true about you James, you are to young to die
TXC2: TheManaLeek I'll bet :P
Suhono: PogChamp
Kumakaori: stream/story mode: too young to die
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: So much loading in this game
RayFK: Lore? More like Bore. (Adam is having an effect on me)
control_rig: Rip and Tear!
Sektor88: RIP AND TEAR
Dared00: They said the thing!
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Narcogen: This campaign is not over
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NathanJay_GA: He said it! He said the thing!
Theycallmejokke: He said the thing!
wildpeaks: RIP & TEAR
Aurelius101: I'm glad this game doesn't do that really annyoing thing where they mock you for choosing the lower difficulty. The new Wolfenstein did that and really turned me off the game.
v_nome: Are there sub tittles?
Saulens181: Subtitles?
control_rig: I disagree with the word "needlessly"
Abavus: pewpew acquired
rocketjohn: @LoadingReadyRun motion blur off?
TXC2: ^
ekimekim: the motion blur, it burns
Rioxcon: almost no ads in doom
aquinas_0: I so hated playing this game, but no-one can doubt that the game/story is perfectly done
djalternative: there are no subtitles because the story doesn't matter
CrazymattCaptain: are are some things where I think it's good to have captions on
TheManaLeek: Yeah right-click is generally alt-fire, not ADS
Crad0k: bigger fov maybe?
Abavus: High by default DansGame
DarkMorford: Check for subtitles?
control_rig: Thank you James <3
Aurelius101: Subtitles?
TheManaLeek: FOV less than 120 murdered me
ImKevinTheShark: Subtitles are on audio
Saulens181: Subtitles!
Uzumaki15: Hurt me plenty :D
Stalevar_: more fov. 360 fov.
sivakrytos: quake pro fov
TheWarbo: What's ADS? (It makes me think anti-deSitter, but I'm pretty sure we're not doing symplectic geometry here...)
Rioxcon: middle of screen
TheManaLeek: @TheWarbo Aim down sight
Aurelius101: I love how it's always a little game to find which menu the subtitles are hiding in. Game? Audio? Video? Controls?
ekimekim: i love that all of those UI elements are customizable
Rioxcon: Aim Down Sites
Abavus: lrrSPOOP
circusofkirkus: lore PogChamp
Earthenone: quick shoot the story
accountmadeforants: Wait, a literal dot in the middle of the screen wasn't simple enough?
Stalevar_: it's not classic, it's stupid, because weapon is too high and covers most of the screen
Mushbie: that was you james
PsychoI3oy: that was you
sivakrytos: i like how doom guy dgafs about story
CrazymattCaptain: they couldn't contain you
AwkwardBirb: Failed to contain the Doom Guy
Unas84: that was you, James!
Crad0k: you, they failed to contain you
control_rig: it was YOUUUUU
RedNightmare7: It was you. They failed to contain you :D
Taveena: I love the Iron Man robot!
ImKevinTheShark: Goddammit! Who in their right mind put Story in this thing!?
head_cannon: I love how, since the Player always wins every battle, that the player character is regarded as this dreaded force of destruction.
Havtorn_Epsilon: The thing it was was a James
Abavus: The whole family is visiting PogChamp
TehAmelie: i like that our basic attack is a gun. it doesn't even have bullets. but our fists are too powerful to just whip out whenever
Joda011980: your amor James
TheChargingBadger: Wow.
windydelcarlo: That seems healthy
SajuukSjet: You, Butterfingers, and Dummy :D
TheManaLeek: Time to stop being naked, generally good while fighting demons
Taveena: Perfectly reasonable.
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SK__Ren: It's been almost two years... since the demons made my life hell. Good luck with the game, and remember: RIP AND TEAR!
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MinniChii: flashbacks due to PTSD?
TehAmelie: that was all of Doom 1 and 2
TheWarbo: nonbasic lands are now Mountains
Dared00: "Demonic Invasion in Progress" phew, good thing we added that error message to our software, just in case
ekimekim: head_cannon yeah, i actually miss that a lot in other games, RPGs especially. "oh, an unstoppable demigod. sounds like a perfect mugging victim!"
Havtorn_Epsilon: "Makes sense"
Abavus: There was a blood moon and now the mono-blue ghosts are mad?
ImKevinTheShark: Thats some lovely foreshadowing right there
accountmadeforants: So that's why Mars is so red and mountain-y?
Unas84: oh no, it'll be very, very necessary
AwkwardBirb: DOOM is like 90% Rip and Tear
AwkwardBirb: the 10% is metal
Uzumaki15: Demonic invasion in progress ... thanks for that update computer :/
jonlevir: I'm going to guess that the source of the Demonic Invasion is Hell
RedNightmare7: I love this game so much. Doom guy has no chill about this whole demon thing
KingXicor: Optimus?
Abavus: I do like how someone had the foresight to record alerts about demon invasions.
Sektor88: Optimus Prime? lrrBEEJ
MatthewDennisMTG: resooooolve
Petaaaaaaaaaaaa: Love that
Theycallmejokke: Aw You got to love doomguy :D
Unas84: @AwkwardBirb and guts, there's demon guts in there too
beowuuf: screw story
wildpeaks: story has been dumped
TheManaLeek: F
LolCamAlpha: F
niccus: f
Havtorn_Epsilon: F
Humstuck: F
HailtheRNG: doom guy gives no Fs
Theycallmejokke: F
Dared00: Yes, there's tearing, there's also ripping
djalternative: f
CastleOtranto: F
mistborn83: F
control_rig: F
SK__Ren: F
TehAmelie: here's your ripping and tearing companion, for the two people in chat who maybe haven't read it
samuraitiger19: F
Crad0k: it's someone doing their best lance henrikson impression
TStodden: F
Abavus: I don't think there's any respect in the F in this game... :
AwkwardBirb: instructions clear on F, brutalized a zombie
Mangledpixel: boop
head_cannon: I also love how this also perfectly sums up how the main character feels about this civilization's efforts to control and exploit demons.
Lithobraker: how did they get Nixon as a voice actor?
TheWarbo: "Wow, this DOOM game is violent"
Theycallmejokke: Shortgun!
AwkwardBirb: Doom was like the OG violence game?
TheExactSame: So healthy
Mangledpixel: CH-CHK!
sivakrytos: i mean, like i dunno what you expected
control_rig: Shortgun!
v_nome: Doom Guy was Agatha Fisty the whole time
mowdownjoe: SHORTGUN
Mysticman89: Doom guy is apparently related to wolfenstein guy in lore
TStodden: ShoGun?
hoktauri: Implying there are safe levels of demonic presence
Abavus: Shootgun?
accountmadeforants: Implying there are safe levels of demonic presence?
Mysticman89: and further related to commander keen
TehAmelie: i think you get like 16 different murder animations for every bad guy, depending on the angle you punch them from
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun Hm, the Nether looks different today. Is this a new 1.14 thing or are you trying out a resource pack?
accountmadeforants: Oh, too slow
Abavus: accountmadeforants, they did the math
control_rig: Interact with it
TheManaLeek: Squige
TheWarbo: I feel like you should melee it
TheWarbo: yeah like that
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Gently caress the door.
wildpeaks: we did, lrrbot
TheOtherTrevor: What is a safe level of demonic presence?
Mangledpixel: a nonzero amount of demons
beowuuf: i think it's clear you are the demons
CastleOtranto: Just kill six billion demons
TXC2: is there a safe level of Demonic presences?
AwkwardBirb: @TheOtherTrevor Always 0.
beowuuf: (then james was a zombie)
MinniChii: Punching seems more eefective than shooting
TStodden: Wow, LRRbot is on point... Should we be scared?
SK__Ren: What difficulty did you go with?
TehAmelie: the "safe" level is just according to the shareholders
TheWarbo: from what I recall of streams, this game wants a higher than average level of "go to melee range to take this out"
Havtorn_Epsilon: So, we've gotten pretty much the entirety of the story now, right?
beowuuf: too young to die
head_cannon: LRRBot's always on point.
TXC2: SK__Ren the easist
AwkwardBirb: @TStodden We're Doom Guy, it's the contrary. THEY should be scared.
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mynameisfourteen: I'm gonna sing the DOOM song now! Doom doom doom...doom!
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AwkwardBirb: unless they got Doots
Mangledpixel: !findquote demons
LRRbot: Quote #4772: "You know, when we were in jail? Very few demons attacked us." —Paul [2018-03-05]
Crad0k: you probably have more shotgun ammo by now
accountmadeforants: What I'm taking away from this is that the gun is keeping the demons safe from the most dangerous weapon of all: your fists.
Abavus: Havtorn_Epsilon, doomguy, demons, guns, sounds about all of it
TehAmelie: yeah as a rule of thumb you always want to be moving into their face
control_rig: HEY that was a scope
NojhLivic: Anyone else want him to move to the center so he can pretend to be DoomGuy from the classic UI?
DarkMorford: Dear Dr. James, the Nether looks different today. Is this a new 1.14 thing or are you trying out a resource pack?
EJGRgunner: I saw a squirrel!
TheOtherTrevor: So this looks vastly better than the last doom game I played (doom 3). That one was way too SLOW to start
TXC2: NojhLivic I do now
HailtheRNG: is invader zim on streaming somewhere?
beowuuf: doom guy is very rorschach
Stellapacifica: This is a sick OW map
AwkwardBirb: @TehAmelie definitely can vouch, this game heavily rewards you for going aggressive.
ravenlord_xix: you can blow up the red barrels, which is always fun
TheWarbo: NojhLivic Now that you said that, yes
adelius3: #BLAMEJAMES
Abavus: Ruined NotLikeThis
control_rig: That's US
TheElrad: James does always ruin everything
Mangledpixel: time for the epic music
wildpeaks: time to roll epic credits
RedNightmare7: This scene <3
Theycallmejokke: Excellent story telling
mistborn83: you beat me 2 it
TheOtherTrevor: Optimus Prime is a demon
Taveena: I LOVE bettering mankind!
Havtorn_Epsilon: That would be a dope crossover
TehAmelie: it could be Peter Cullen
beowuuf: one shall stand, several million others will fall
circusofkirkus: DOOM
SK__Ren: Crank that volume
RedNightmare7: "Betterment of Mankind. I think this guy disagrees"
AwkwardBirb: Metal Ensues
Crad0k: it's not cullen
Abavus: jamieDance
ekimekim: i love how much personality they give doomguy with nothing more than little gestures like that
control_rig: I LOVE how the end of the music is the Shotgun reload
NathanJay_GA: click-click
StephenJM81: great soundtrack
Rioxcon: I love the soundtrack to this game
TheManaLeek: The music in this game is top notch
gravity_pike: I like how your character ALSO wants to skip through the cutscenes to get to more shooting.
ImKevinTheShark: bleedpurple50 bonus5 I will always play this imagining Im Karl Urban, like in the film
Mangledpixel: the shotgun in time with the music is just *chef kiss*
NojhLivic: It is not Opitmus Prime's voice actor, but it kind of sounds like it.
MatthewDennisMTG: the soundtrack is the best part of this game, and the game itself is absurdly good
HWBunton: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (James' turn in the Play it Forward hot seat. He's gonna check out 2016's Doom! Game: Doom) at Wed 10:00 AM PDT (46m ago).
beowuuf: karl urban as judge dredd as doom guy
TehAmelie: this came out before Baby Driver too, for the record
Bezekric: I wish they would release the soundtrack on vinyl
Joda011980: are we going for some of the retro levels?
DarkMorford: Hayden is voiced by Darin De Paul, who is also Reinhardt in Overwatch.
Crad0k: it's someone called darin depaul
TXC2: man they should make Dredd 2 with Karl Urban
Mangledpixel: you have 0 yellow triangles and 0 yellow backpacks
ImKevinTheShark: Karl Urban is just a super-badass dude.
beowuuf: yes they should txc2 :(
AwkwardBirb: Reinhardt released demons on the world? That's not very medieval of him.
Crad0k: TXC2 they should make sequels to every karl urban film
TheManaLeek: Secrets exist
Rioxcon: so many secrets
AwkwardBirb: there be secrets
CrazymattCaptain: yep there's secrets
circusofkirkus: there are always secrets
Bezekric: TXC2 very much yes
mistborn83: yes
gravity_pike: there are very much secrets
wildpeaks: space jump has been achieved
TehAmelie: the only trouble is Dredd is pretty much the quintessential Dredd movie. a sequel would have trouble bringing anything more than Super Mario bros Lost Levels
Joda011980: there are secrets, retrolevels and challanges
ImKevinTheShark: I'll give you some Impact Compensation.
head_cannon: That's a neat way to teach the player that there's no fall damage in this game. (There are still pits, though).
TheManaLeek: There are lots of secrets and lots of reading :D
kerbalized_: grimliGasm grimliGasm
Rioxcon: reading optional
TehAmelie: man if you could have executed him mid-fall i bet it would have been sweet
Morrigan9: the Samuel Hayden voice is Darin De Paul, aka Reinhardt (overwatch)
TehAmelie: sorry, glory-killed
ekimekim: there are unique animations for glory killing from above
ekimekim: but they need to be flashing first
gravity_pike: iirc there is also rail-boosting because collision physics are applied on every frame, so if you unlock your FPS and boost it up to like 600, you can collide your way outside of the map. (speedrun strats!)
Bezekric: the hell, they did release the ost on vinyl but it's out of print now D:
ekimekim: the speedrun for this game is completely broken, the whole thing is under 30min
Saulens181: I assume someone has tried to recreate NUTS in this game, right?
CrazymattCaptain: there's always barrels to explode
PsychoI3oy: the 100% speedrun for this game is 2 and a half hours
RebekahWSD: I watch speedruns sometimes, and they are just mindboggling
Mangledpixel: blooky card
circusofkirkus: must acquire secrets
ekimekim: ~level design~
ImKevinTheShark: As contradictory as it is, I rather like the story in this. Especially finding out more of the backstory of who "we" are. As the Doom Guy. Its very engaging in its own way
MatthewDennisMTG: secret dude guy
head_cannon: It's a little early in the plot, but I just want to say right now that I love how, mechanically, you regain health from killing monsters. As long as there are demons to slay, doomguy will fight Forever.
Sektor88: yessss
TXC2: it's so cute
tenthtechpriest: it's weird watching james play a game that doesn't move at the slow speed of minecraft or pubg
Theycallmejokke: The fist bump one is the best
BrindleBoar: grenata
HesGotNoPants: is this the first playthrough
AwkwardBirb: @head_cannon also mechanically, I mentioned before, the game heavily rewards being aggressive: You get more health from doing Glory Kills
TheWarbo: how many bits to play the entire game making the Doomguy faces from the original UI? Kappa bleedpurple100 bonus10
ekimekim: so chat, do we lead him to the classic level or no?
TXC2: HesGotNoPants pretty much yes
TheManaLeek: Middle Mouse or Ctrl
Rioxcon: middle mouse or ctrl
HailtheRNG: put doomguy in smash you cowards
Mangledpixel: James, could you turn up the FOV a bit? Getting a bit tunnel-visioney here.
ImKevinTheShark: Grenades just "recharging" is just sweet though. Good shenaningans
TheManaLeek: Grenades have a cool down beside your ammo
TehAmelie: Alex and Cam have pontificated at length about this, but the game is really very successful at creating a feeling of momentum
TehAmelie: aka "always be shooting faces"
head_cannon: @AwkwardBirb I meant in how it works for characterization, and how it makes sense once you realize that this character lost his world to Hell, and this is all that is left as its fallen champion.
AwkwardBirb: DOOM 2016 is very well designed as a whole.
TehAmelie: yeop
Joda011980: the retro part is near here?
mistborn83: Everytime I get up I try to pause and am like oh I am not watching the vod
ekimekim: it is, but i'm not sure if james wants spoilers about that.
ImKevinTheShark: @TehAmelie The motivation is wonderfully simple, and the gore/violence is very engaging. There's Story for people that want it, and secrets for the Mad Completionists. It's very well rounded
Joda011980: he is to busy watching his screen to watch the chat
TheManaLeek: Press E to use the floaty bot
CrazymattCaptain: floaty thing!
Joda011980: James you wwant that blue box
ekimekim: that robot was an upgrade, go press E on it
AwkwardBirb: go bully the floating bot
Mangledpixel: talk to robot frand!
Rioxcon: ha, I have never seen anyone walk past that.
tehlordofelves: FLOATY BOT!
Amentur: You want the floaty bot, James
nickreese923: the bot has upgrades
Crokoking: james, you walked around the box - thats an upgrade
Tiber727: @mistborn83 TBF, I have 0 idea why Twitch hasn't figured out how to let you watch 30 seconds ago in a live stream without going to the vod.
Rioxcon: I feel the game designers pain.
AwkwardBirb: rip floaty bot, guess he'll have cargo forever
Amentur: James even walked into the floaty bot. I are confused
AwkwardBirb: scratch that
Saulens181: @Tiber727 it's simple, you ume my broken-ass connection-or-linux-install which randomply stops playing video for a minute and just continues from where it stopped
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Mangledpixel: lrrCOW
Kerrisis: Explosive.
TehAmelie: heh, "combat support drone" doesn't work like you'd think it does
Amentur: Explosive shot all day lrrCOW
NathanJay_GA: Explosions!?
Theycallmejokke: Charged
adi_pie: Explosions are always good
ImKevinTheShark: Kersploding
Erudite_Cynic: asplode
SteelCityExile: splosions!
adi_pie: lrrCOW
Saulens181: Charged Burst
ekimekim: explosive is definitely OP
Taveena: robot freind! :D
wildpeaks: bigger booms are always good
AwkwardBirb: bot bullied count: 1
TheWarbo: lol James forgot to read the Kappa (because I do not *actually* want him to do that to himself :-D )
Mangledpixel: yeh Doomguy is a jerk to robots
TehAmelie: every moving thing is going down
TheWarbo: That one's less of a punchy bot and more of a punchee bot
ImKevinTheShark: That robot is a **** he doesnt wanna share his upgrades
ImKevinTheShark: And to be fair, Doomguy is mean to everyone
circusofkirkus: so, we went from punch-a-chunk to punch-a-demon now?
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TehAmelie: punching chunks out of demons, even
Joda011980: they teleport James
Saulens181: chunk, demon, same thing
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Erudite_Cynic: whoever did the folley/sound design for this game spent a lOT of time smashing cantaloupes and breaking bones at the slaughterhouse
Mangledpixel: circusofkirkus from punch a chunk to punch chunks, out of demons
Saulens181: both have lava in them
fiftymcnasty: Oooh, Doom, such a good game
scut_farkus_: What a great game this is...can't WAIT for Doom Eternal
TStodden: Your social would be lacking if you were sealed up for some indeterminate amount time.
circusofkirkus: @Mangledpixel so many chunks
Kerrisis: The chainsaw is your ammo-giving friend.
Mangledpixel: mmm... flesh chunks
ImKevinTheShark: @scut_farkus_ Doom Eternal... is that like the Bioshock Infinite of the Doom series
TehAmelie: all i know from the trailer is that there is Hell
Joda011980: the chainsaw is next level?
kerbalized_: I really wanna watch Serge try play this lululul
stateofcomatose: Rip and Tear James
TXC2: Serge would try to automate this slaughter Kappa
ImKevinTheShark: @kerbalized_ I feel like Serge would be distraught at hurting the robots
AwkwardBirb: I mean Doom Eternal isn't out, so we don't know if we'll be disappointed by the story yet.
TehAmelie: there is a certain amount of crafting, and we are in a mine
Joda011980: including creapers
Crad0k: you do have a map, it's a very good map
cuttlefishman: Is there a rip and tear mod for Minecraft?
TXC2: depends how you define "accident"
jadedcynic: YM "just like that one Indiana Jones movie" James Kappa
Saulens181: aaand my video froze again woo
NathanJay_GA: One could say that today's events were not accidental, so yeah, accident-free day streak continues
kerbalized_: @imkevintheshark exactly lol. not the gratuitous violence and gore, but that sad robot would ruin him lol
Lord_ZYRK: You're assuming this all was an accident, James
TStodden: So, the place went to crap 221 days ago... good to know.
MrLephisto: Combat certainly wasn't unavailable
TheWarbo: Yeah to be fair to the "accident-free days" it seems like the demons are very intentional about what they're doing.
AwkwardBirb: wait you can classify anything as not an accident and not have to reset the counter? Ew...
Amentur: lrrDARK VEGA
jadedcynic: wait, this corporate mining & research station has a PRISON? ;)
jadedcynic: (why did I never notice that before?)
TehAmelie: surprising eh
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stateofcomatose: What do you think so far James? This game was definitely an experience
NathanJay_GA: The audio - especially the spoken parts - are very crisp and clear. It feels like it's in your head if youve got headphones on
TXC2: I'd like to think that a place like this at least has a brig or jail
Tiber727: How does a military suit have optional challenges, and whydo you need to do them to get better?
TehAmelie: it's because the workers keep getting drunk and walking int o the hell portals
fiftymcnasty: You cant glory kill them that way
Dared00: Come on, James, 360 noscope!
AwkwardBirb: Headshot owo?
TehAmelie: James is all about that shooty
jadedcynic: @NathanJay_GA the facility probably wifi's their transmission signal straight into the headphones in your Praetor suit
TehAmelie: is there a "no glory kill" challenge or will James have to invent it?
NathanJay_GA: @jadedcynic That seems like something they'd do
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
jadedcynic: "Ramirez? Guess what"
mistborn83: Dont forget to look up
TXC2: man now I want Hideo Kojima's Doom
circusofkirkus: gamers never look up
AwkwardBirb: Portal made us look up
TXC2: then again it would probnably just be Metal gear Rising
josh_le_crafter: Hello friends
Erudite_Cynic: she seems ..........nice
jadedcynic: that's ONE....
TXC2: hello josh_le_crafter welcome
Havtorn_Epsilon: I notice a distinct downturn in the amount of smashed monitors
TehAmelie: a secret? in a tunnel?
TheWarbo: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always hoping for a TPK.
Abavus: Secret tunnel!
josh_le_crafter: How are y'all doing!
TehAmelie: through the mountain!
jadedcynic: ♫secret tunnellllll! secret tunnel!♫
ekimekim: the map is very...abstract
jadedcynic: iD made a map, and it WORKS? Kappa
ImKevinTheShark: I find the maps very unhelpful tbh
jadedcynic: for a given value of "works" :D
TXC2: I find it intresting that she says "sisters and brothers" and not other way round as is the norm
Abavus: James, I'm scared katesCry
TheManaLeek: You can always check your compass for nav nodes
tux789: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 50:04.
TehAmelie: well, according to Ghosts of Mars Mars is a matriarchy
TXC2: It's a Metriodvania Kappa
1figment: <message deleted>is it homo if you love lrr but its mostly men?
TXC2: TehAmelie which is odd given that it's name is from a male god :P
AwkwardBirb: I don't think I'd call Doom a metroidvania
1figment: <message deleted>because I love lrr
jadedcynic: yeah, she's rather enlightened in her diction...but she's still a batshit loco cultist willing to kill MANY to get her way. "Cool motive; still murder"
TehAmelie: it's just people, they do what they want
jadedcynic: yeah, morals, ethics, just imaginary constructs ;)
TheWarbo: new objective: find the PAUSE button for this recording
Nightvalien28: we are the pause button
ImKevinTheShark: There is no pause button, you just have to destroy all the speakers
Kerrisis: I wouldn't bother upgrading hte pistil.
TehAmelie: how are you doing remembering not to reload your gun by the way James?
Kerrisis: It becomes useless pretty quickly.
TheWarbo: So all of the upgrades are for the "spiffy alternate fire mode" things, right?
TheManaLeek: Trying to hit reload screwed me up so much in this game
TheManaLeek: R switches your weapon mod instead
Mysticman89: is there a safe non-zero level of demonic presence?
TXC2: Real FPS players just reload after every 3 shots anyway Kappa
jadedcynic: *3*???
Dreadelicious: hey y'all!
TheWarbo: I feel like the people who built a specialized Demon Research facility believe you can have a safe but nonzero level of demonic presence. That seems pretty integral to the whole mission.
TXC2: hello Dreadelicious welcome
Dreadelicious: thank you!
Crad0k: *real* FPS players bind fire and reload to the same button so you automatically reload after every shot :-p
TehAmelie: it's definitely necessary to have a safe level of demonic presence if you're going to sell hell energy
Mangledpixel: time to form plats
TheManaLeek: The platforming in this game is not my favourite part
TheWarbo: sergeFall
AwkwardBirb: you found the secret death
wildpeaks: and the secret was: gravity
Mysticman89: I suppose, but they do keep the lockdown until they're all gone, instead of allowing 1 or two to still be alive.
TheWarbo: That my secret, I'm always falling to my death
TheWarbo: Juice!
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always airborne.
accountmadeforants: A haunted chair...
wildpeaks: lrrbot on point
TheWarbo: lrrbot again on point, lol
TehAmelie: chainsaw, the great communicator
AwkwardBirb: why is there not?
BrindleBoar: so you can saw boiz
fiftymcnasty: Because this is doom
RedNightmare7: For getting ammo
Kerrisis: Because chainsaw!
wildpeaks: can't have doom without a chainsaw
Abavus: What do you mean why?
Mister_Skittles: because rip and tear
mistborn83: because chainsaw!
TheManaLeek: Chainsaws create loot pinatas
wildpeaks: that's the Law
Mysticman89: chainsaw and BFG are doom critical.
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Never pull your ghost out in a fight.
Nightvalien28: because this is doom
TehAmelie: "allow me to communicate to you my desire to have your guns" oh my cats they actually made the chainsaw work like in the Doom comic
AwkwardBirb: New Weapon, who dis
Nightvalien28: sometimes there is wood in mars
fiftymcnasty: Dont waste it when you dont need ammo
Kerrisis: Chainsaw ammo is hard to come by. Consider it an emergency "I win" button.
TheManaLeek: Chainsaw's basically the "I need ammo" button
ravenlord_xix: there is a lore log with the reason the chainsaw is there in your dosier
PsychoI3oy: no, Jesus isn't in this game
TehAmelie: only Satan
Mysticman89: we make bullets out of demon meat, and a chainsaw is well suited to making bullet shapes. clearly.
Saulens181: we are the jeses here in a way
Nightvalien28: we are jesus
Saulens181: *jesus
ImKevinTheShark: !quote 5952
LRRbot: Quote #5952: "So, in this situation, is Serge Jesus?" —James [2019-03-29]
TXC2: what about Gun Jesus? Kappa
gravity_pike: does his body have a key on it?
wildpeaks: no gun-jesus, but a lot of gun-waifus
Saulens181: So, where's the super shortgun?
TXC2: surely the plural of Jesus is jesii ?
Mangledpixel: “Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...” ― Terry Pratchett
TheManaLeek: @Saulens181 A few more levels
wildpeaks: splat
1figment: when does lrr do lrrmtg?
CataclysmicReverb: whoops
Abavus: BloodTrail
AwkwardBirb: ah yes, the old gun jesus addage: "Let them eat .22 lead."
TheManaLeek: And so ends Doom Guy's journey
Crad0k: always look both ways, james
ImKevinTheShark: !findquote dead
LRRbot: Quote #1750: "She's dead in Australia. I talked with her through the magic radio." —Ian [2016-02-09]
gravity_pike: cronch
TheWarbo: I would go with Jesi, but then it's also a Latinization of....Yeshua, I think?
AwkwardBirb: @TheManaLeek I guess you could say he was... Doomed?
AwkwardBirb: they should be apologizing for ruining an otherwise fine planet.
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TehAmelie: there is a joke somewhere about domesday and straight doming dudes
Kerrisis: Up and over.
Anubis169: it's straight gas
kd700: Hii
TXC2: hello kd700 welcome
AwkwardBirb: @Anubis169 iirc there's only music in high intensity fights
head_cannon: @Anubis169 You can't hear that drone track?
Anubis169 turns his volume up
RedNightmare7: Music only sometimes kicks in
RedNightmare7: Like now
Anubis169: there we go
TheWarbo: Why don't we just open up the "yellow security clearance" doors that same way?
jadedcynic: "Check those corners, soldier - keep your head on a swivel!" (and remember that even a simple square room has EIGHT corners, not four)
AwkwardBirb: *Metal Music starts* Demons: "oh fuck..."
TXC2: jadedcynic a vertices is not a corner Kappa
TheChargingBadger: What exactly is a "safe level of demonic presence?"
Anubis169: 0
Nightvalien28: TheChargingBadger zero
head_cannon: Ever see the presentation on the mess of equipment all wired together that the composer called "The Doom Instrument"?
ImKevinTheShark: @TheWarbo I think they need to be "slightly ajar" for him to get his chunky fingers in the gaps
TheWarbo: have we gotten a suffiently spicy variety of death yet?
Anubis169: manGRY manFIST
AwkwardBirb: @jadedcynic turns out the combat stimulants is just heavy metal
mistborn83: I like that they are so thoughtful and dont attack you while you are chainsawing their friends
Stoffern: lrrAWESOME
TheChargingBadger: I feel like that announcement could be worded more clearly then.
TXC2: you're the best, AROUND!
TheChargingBadger: It could just say "There's demons."
TheChargingBadger: Even in hell the elevators are slow.
AwkwardBirb: the safe amount of demon presence is No.
TehAmelie: maybe it's like Metal Gear where elevators do come faster if you slam the button over and over
jadedcynic: @txc2 I disagree; for "a place where an enemy/secret could be located out-of-the-way", BOTH 'vertex' and 'corner' apply to this
ImKevinTheShark: Oooh floaty boy too
TheWarbo: Elevator button: *has UP and DOWN* Doomguy: "What if I just kinda mashed my hand at the middle of it?"
jadedcynic: game worked :)
head_cannon: @TheChargingBadger But then there wouldn't be a joke. The helpful, cheerful corporate announcement juxtaposed with wanton slaughter always makes me smile.
Anubis169: hehehehe
TXC2: of course the lifts are slow in hell, where do you think they do when they die? Kappa
Crad0k: you don't have any different things
ImKevinTheShark: It just unlocks it for selection, you dont have to use it
fiftymcnasty: You can switch between the two
MennoKnight42: may want to hold that until you find another weapon, you can only use one at a time
Nightvalien28: you can switch
Crad0k: nope, you can switch between them
Stoffern: you can switch back and forth
Morrigan9: you can switch at any time
AwkwardBirb: nope you get both, there's some button that switches between them
Kerrisis: You can have both and switch between the two functions.
RedNightmare7: You can swap between them. But you can also look for another weapon and come back here
Nightvalien28: yup take it
ekimekim: hm. i thought you normally had two weapons by now?
Kerrisis: Or you could save it in case you fins a different gun to upgrade...
fiftymcnasty: the triple shot is real handy on big dudes
niccus: so rude to helper robot
jadedcynic: @ekimekim you means 2 weaps + starter pistol?
RedNightmare7: R is used to swap in the field
Nightvalien28: "purchase" uprade
TehAmelie: we have a gun, a shotgun and Lefty and Righty
TehAmelie: so, six weapons
head_cannon: @ekimekim There are several secret weapons in the game, which can be acquired early. So, yes, one could already have the Assault Rifle at this point.
ravenlord_xix: You can set it to switch with a key binding, so you don't have to go through the screen
ImKevinTheShark: And a Chainboi, and Grenaidies
TheWarbo: So, Bots unlock alt-fire modes, and Upgrade Points don't upgrade weapons themselves, they upgrade those alt-fire modes?
mistborn83: when you go forward on your left there looked like a crouch point that might be a secret
Nightvalien28: TheWarbo correct
ekimekim: TheWarbo, roughly yes.
TehAmelie: good reflexes
Havtorn_Epsilon: everything is fine
Nightvalien28: adam would be proud
TheWarbo: James "God-like Reflexes" Turner
GenghisAres: James, what's your history with the Doom franchise?
aussie_rob_w: victor von DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
SomebodyNowhere: its just a little bloody its still good
aussie_rob_w: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
jadedcynic: @ekimekim is that better? ;)
Mangledpixel: big gun
TehAmelie: it looks like a baby minigun
AwkwardBirb: @SomebodyNowhere the blood makes it shoot faster
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Kerrisis: The sniper mode on the heavy rifle is amazing.
jadedcynic: "heavy assault rifle" is that just a LMG?
SomebodyNowhere: @AwkwardBirb naturally
Havtorn_Epsilon: I'm pretty sure I used to work in a building with a large company called UAC in it. Maybe I should have been more careful
TXC2: jadedcynic pretty much
SomebodyNowhere: that music tho
jadedcynic: @Havtorn_Epsilon are you dead, or morphed into a demon? No? I think you were careful enough! lrrGOAT
ekimekim: ooh, this part. go touch the Orb
talosparoxi: what difficulty is it on?
Nightvalien28: RIP AND TEAR
realhillwolf: oh a new chunk punch challange but with gibs?
TehAmelie: are you a berserker packing man and a half?
ekimekim: talosparoxi easiest iirc
head_cannon: @talosparoxi Easy, so that the stream is never stalled.
jadedcynic: James isn't so good at the 3d platformy eh? :/
TheWarbo: My love for you is like a truck
AwkwardBirb: is it me or does the berserker power up seems like a light punch?
ImKevinTheShark: This music is very exciting. Really fires you up
Kerrisis: Bersedrk powerups are entertaining without exception. =D
SomebodyNowhere: is this doom that has the basically impossible difficulty where its crazy hard and also permadeath
TXC2: TheWarbo RamTuff? Kappa
jadedcynic: Hail to the King baby!
TehAmelie: it has that. but no perpetually respawning enemies apparently
ravenlord_xix: @SomebodyNowhere no, this is the lowest difficulty
SomebodyNowhere: chainsaw the enemy and bullets come out; makes perfect sense
ekimekim: what, your chainsaw doesn't turn demons into bullets?
SomebodyNowhere: @ravenlord_xix but is this that game
TheWarbo: TXC2 I unno, I was just reminded of that Clerks scene.
Mangledpixel: are yoou reflexively pressing R to reload, thus changing your mod?
jadedcynic: look UP from that walkway
TehAmelie: here's why the chainsaw works to get bullets. (caution, violence)
TXC2: are we reloading by putting on a new barrel?
Lithobraker: jump
TXC2: TheWarbo ah, I never saw that movie :P
mistborn83: I am out of here headed to Dr to talk about possible surgery. Little anxious. Wish me luck
TheElrad: Sir, we've been getting reports of excessive ripping and/or tearing, would you happen to know anything about that?
creasehearst: there's a secret if you can get on top of the roof of that building
TXC2: Good luck mistborn83
wildpeaks: good luck mistborn83
jadedcynic: yeah, I don't think we can get up to those...maybe drop down from them to there, but...
MatthewDennisMTG: good luck @mistborn83
jadedcynic aims good mojo at @mistborn83
TheWarbo: TXC2 If you google "my love for you is like a truck" you can find both the scene and the song in the scene
AwkwardBirb: @TheElrad *asks question, gets ripped apart* "Ah yes, I see. Carry on then."
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Kerrisis: Map.
Nightvalien28: I think its the elevator
TheWarbo: TXC2 Turns out that's a fairly distinct sequence of Words :-D
creasehearst: use one of the crates
sivakrytos: it's doom so the answer is shooting
TXC2: TheWarbo I'll bet
seth_erickson: I believe we must climb
seth_erickson: also hows the game so far
jadedcynic: so yeah, we gotta get inside and up to those overlook rooms...
head_cannon: The chainsaw can be spent on bypassing powerful foes, or refilling your ammo. That latter function doesn't really make any narrative sense, but maybe all these UAC guns use ammunition generated by argent energy, and can therefore be fueled by the souls of demons, just like your suit.
sivakrytos: all questions in doom are answered with shooting
TehAmelie: i'm surprised there isn't an option to just shoot stuff if you get stuck for over a minute
TheOtherTrevor: Why won't this Prime Loot reminder stay gone when I close it
creasehearst: keep climbing the ducts
TXC2: Gods know TheOtherTrevor
ironwolfbeard: just keeping going left! always left
ImKevinTheShark: Yup, keep climbing Ducks
jadedcynic: @head_cannon you could argue that the 'morphed UAC employees/soldeirs' are carrying ammo in their suits, but yeah, that breaks down when you get into bigger nasties...
NojhLivic: Interesting. I don't think I went in that way...
kerbalized_: rude!
ravenlord_xix: @TheOtherTrevor there should be a button on the lower section of the screen that you can click to turn it off
KidAmn: I don't know why but I keep expecting this Hayden fella to ask me to show him what I've got
AwkwardBirb: @KidAmn I'm sure we'd love to.
seth_erickson: Of course everything is going to be fine we have the Doom slayer on our side.
creasehearst: there's still a secret up on that roof where you went down the hatch
jadedcynic: dude, this is DoomGuy; y'ever think of using the Carrot to get his help, instead of The Stick to FORCE him to help you, whilst also ticking him off? :P
creasehearst: if you want it that is
Crad0k: aah, the 'green light' tutorial :-p
csladecasola: Greetings
jschunx: What's this? Jumping? In MY Doom!? I never!
head_cannon: I like how those green lights make the first-person platforming sections easier to read at a glance.
TStodden wonders how the Doom guy's suit stays so clean with all the demon blood & visera he gets in contact with.
TXC2: hello csladecasola welcome
ImKevinTheShark: It's startlingly good dame design
NojhLivic: Doom had plenty of platforming. Just no jump action.
AwkwardBirb: @TStodden he cleans it with more demon blood
SK__Ren: o/
NathanJay_GA: o/
jadedcynic: implicit 'hints' are nice; makes the user feel smart/more perceptive
NojhLivic: o/
TheWooglie: oshi9
creasehearst: they need to get a head
MousseFilledCat: o/
MatthewDennisMTG: o/
hawkeye437: O/
Brefin: brefinFlail
MrSVCD: o/
seth_erickson: HeyGuys
Xed_Regulus: o/
talosparoxi: o/
jadedcynic: _/ wait...
AwkwardBirb: o .
kerbalized_: sergeHi
TXC2: chat pls
TheChargingBadger: \o/
Fracaswell: katesWave
TStodden: It's nice to get a head. lrrBEEJ HeyGuys
talosparoxi: lrrDARK
ironwolfbeard: gandsDick
AwkwardBirb: ok Austin Power
head_cannon: "You dumb demon. Look at all these people who have heads." -James, 2019
jadedcynic: technically I have two, do I raise BOTH hands?
TheOtherTrevor: lrrBEEJ PogChamp Kappa LUL Kreygasm SeemsGood So many heads
AwkwardBirb: @jadedcynic should maybe see a doctor
jadedcynic: radBliss
Nightvalien28: correct
Crad0k: yeah, there's a few weapons you can get 'early' if you look in the right places
seth_erickson: Yeah you'll find duplicates all over the place
MrSVCD: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:38 AM
MrSVCD: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:20:31.
head_cannon: The 90s Doom games were all about hiding secret weapons in the maps. I'm pleased to see that done in this game, after a fashion.
creasehearst: there's also at least one secret in each level that contains the weapon you would find normally in the next level
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jadedcynic: man, lrr-fan for YEARS, and yet it still feels weird that I'm getting ready to have supper, when it's still AM there...
talosparoxi: I'd go for the scanner
jadedcynic: ^^^
jadedcynic: I'm all about "forewarned is forearmed"
Mangledpixel: jadedcynic I have two clock widgets on my desktop, one in my time one in LRR time
Mysticman89: are there upgrades in the screts sometimes so it'd pay for itself, or all the upgrades main path?
Feltic: Just tuned in and now I want to replay this game... ahh good times
Brefin: I should try and finish this on my Switch. Just got fed up with game pacing.
orbitaltuna: and four-armed is quad-wield? ccolorD
creasehearst: some of the weapon upgrade drones are near secret areas, but i don't think any of them are explicitly a secret themselves
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sjard42: shoot all the things.
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DevInsanity: Hello Sauron
Taveena: the power serge?
MehallD: #PowerSerge
kanimaras: Don't put it in your mouth
DeadlyWinchester: #Team PowerSerge
TXC2: wow yeah that is the just the Eye of Sauron
MehallD: sergeHi
PsychoI3oy: ammo
TemporallyAwry: Ammo saves you health and armor - soooo
CrazymattCaptain: ammo
cheetoJack: !findquote vit
LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon
accountmadeforants: So far ammo, yeah
ironwolfbeard: armour
jadedcynic: ammo, you seem to run out of tha tfirst
talosparoxi: yeah ammo
gravity_pike: bullats get
jschunx: More Dakka!
TXC2: it's a suppository isn't it? Kappa
BrindleBoar: you do like to empty your shotgun into mans
SK__Ren: Give us what we want!
Lunareclipse123: GIMMEWHATTIWANT!
NathanJay_GA: "a hellwave"
gravity_pike: "a hell wave"
Mysticman89: 6(1337)
Tiber727: As opposed to Acceptable levels of demons in the facility.
jschunx: And with a voice like yours, I trust you entirely, spooky-man!
BrowneePoints: Now we sing the Doom song! Doom doom doom doom!
Nightvalien28: this is late stage capitalism
Crad0k: I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Lance-Henrikson
gravity_pike: This game, much like Minecraft, is about drilling into Hell and using it's lava as an infinite power source.
AwkwardBirb: I believe that about as far as the minimum distance I need to explode a demon
Taveena: i don't think you understand what "progress" means.
BrowneePoints: @gravity_pike I mean Hell has to be an amazing source of geothermal energy
NathanJay_GA: !card price
LRRbot: Found 6 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
NathanJay_GA: !card price of progress
LRRbot: Price of Progress [1R] | Instant | Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
masta2505: Better late than never, cheer500 bits for an amazing Saturday LRL
creasehearst: you've missed most of the secrets :P
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always need healing.
jadedcynic: yeah, but exploiting something doesn't excuse being SLOPPY about that; you just didn't take enough precautions, Dr. Not-Lance-Hendrikksen :D
TXC2: too real lrrbot
jschunx: And if this were Dwarf Fortress, the endgame would be to establish a permanent colony in hell, to exploit it forever, and also just to say you did
KingXicor: DeWalt, the true face of evil.
Mangledpixel: "No I'm not a secret... I mean... err.. drill drill drill"
creasehearst: that is correct :P
Dared00: You missed all the drills!
fiftymcnasty: Wow
Saulens181: Lance Hendrikksen?
Havtorn_Epsilon: If you FOUND them they wouldn't be secret anymore!
Brefin: I almost remeber one of the secrets in this level... I do love the classic maps
CommiePuddin: Most of the secrets are unreachable until the second play thorugh.
fiftymcnasty: so many upgrades left on the table
ImKevinTheShark: !quote 571
LRRbot: Quote #571: "Secrets, secrets, secrets... Put them in my mouth." —James [2015-08-06]
jadedcynic: no, james you're GOOD at KEEPING secrets ;)
Crad0k: you should be using the map more if you want to be getting all the secrets
Stoffern: hellwaves seem bad
KingXicor: lrrFINE
gravity_pike: low-fi hellwave to chill/relax to
TXC2: meanwhile HAIL CHAIR
Fracaswell: katesChair katesChair katesChair
sivakrytos: doomguy don't need help, just more guns
head_cannon: CHAIR has slain more Demons than James Turner ever will.
cuttlefishman: James, did you bring cookies for everyone
jschunx: @gravity_pike Some smoldering beats?
frnknstn: Chair best slayer of demons
Creideiki_SE: "Hellwave" is a nice scientific name for a perfectly normal phenomenon.
ImKevinTheShark: I do love a good chair stream
gravity_pike: but... I want cookie
ironwolfbeard: overthrow him while he is gone!
Lunareclipse123: katesChair katesChair katesChair
frnknstn: Chair hasn't missed a secret yet
persona786: ah I see I came in at a good time.
Caldurin: Rip and chair till the job is done
Mangledpixel: just watch the gentle soothing idle animation
FuzzyFozzy: Mmmm... cookie
TStodden: The Chair -- He always supports us. lrrBEEJ
ironwolfbeard: no one ever suspects the chair!
jadedcynic: oh @LoadingReadyRun wife has prostrat tips on finding secrets in FPS levels: "Rub your junk on every square inch of wall, floor and ceiling" lrrBEEJ
Lunareclipse123: maluRockL katesChair maluRock
slopoppotamus: Did you grab enough cookie for the entire class?
Lithobraker: so... the correct policy response is to nuke the facility from orbit right? It doesn't appear to be a city with tons of innocent civilians
cuttlefishman: prostate tips?
AwkwardBirb: what did the cookie ever do to you?
jschunx: @jadedcynic I mean, that was how you got secrets in Doom 1 and 2, so it's not without precident
TheWarbo: Did you bring enough cookies for *everyone* James?
Tiber727: LRR Office 1/ 93 secrets found.
jerebnibob: COOKIE!
Taveena: Cookie time! :D
MennoKnight42: expecting cookies in the mail now
head_cannon: @Lithobraker Turning the facility off puts all of mankind into a new dark age. They're refusing to shut it down.
gravity_pike: we'll be right over
TheWarbo: I mean, my browser certainly has that many cookies
TXC2: we just have to get to the moonbase to get them
TXC2: Kappa
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NightBook1: I'm still here James, try to do better.
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jonlevir: @Lithobraker Declare Exterminatus
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Hey James, any chance of getting you Adam Ben and Cam on a 4 player Borderlands stream?
Lunareclipse123: Classic Nightbook
jadedcynic: sounds fair; you all want demons dead, and we want to kill demons; it's win-win
TheWarbo: I love the implication that all of these people can just fuck with your suit's software completely at will
Lithobraker: head_cannon on the plus side Twitter would be gone.
NathanJay_GA: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
creasehearst: demonically possessed zombie corpses are not smart :P
jschunx: Go poke the giant hellball!
CataclysmicReverb: Can't spell "Hell Portal" without "Help"
TheWarbo: Help Ortal?
orbitaltuna: yeowch, isn't this on easy?
head_cannon: @TheWarbo And when they shut down your suit and put you into stasis later, it was set up earlier. I thought that was elegant.
BrowneePoints: @head_cannon yo spoilers
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Crad0k: no falling damage :-)
NathanJay_GA: Oh yeah, ledge grabbing. This game does it better than anything else, IMO
TheWarbo: head_cannon I haven't played, just watched streams of early levels, but I kinda expected they were setting stuff up
TXC2: yeap exposed falls of liquid metal, nothing wrong there
TStodden: OSHA would have a field day here... if OSHA existed on Mars
Stoffern: Don't stand in the fire
Stellapacifica: What even is convection
ekimekim: not saying you should, but...if you die in lava there's a great death animation
jadedcynic: lawks, it's NOT a hellportal down here; it's just a FOUNDRY, you surburanites. Jeez, it's like none of you have ever seen molten metal before :P
caimheul: I think OSHA would have issues with the Hell energy honestly...
Nightvalien28: TStodden they are having a field day, they are demons now
Schatten88: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:34:34.
TheWarbo: jadedcynic How DARE you accuse me of not having seen Terminator 2 Kappa
Labjer: The corpse, my man
white_wampa: ^
Stellapacifica: Talk to the fella
Nightvalien28: the body
terribletractors: You can make it going back
BrindleBoar: loot! that! corpse!
Crad0k: dead guy
gravity_pike: talk to the dead guy
slopoppotamus: The corpse
Maveleye: what difficulty are we on?
orbitaltuna: "give me a hand"
terribletractors: You can make the jump going back
TXC2: easy#
creasehearst: he's lending you a hand!
Maveleye: Deel!
NathanJay_GA: HA! Idiot!
ImKevinTheShark: Would you like a hand with that?
caimheul: I'm guessing James doesn't have Space Jump yet.
Stellapacifica: Guys, I'm sure James has a hand-le on the situation
TheWarbo: I've gotta hand it to you James, that was a clever move.
Camail: the physical humor in this game is strong
Crad0k: Doom Slayer has not time for your shit
NojhLivic: The visual storytelling is also strong.
jadedcynic: @Nightvalien28 yeah, since they got transformed into demons, they haven't had to do any of their regular duties, not have to restrict themselves to the UAC's break schedule, etc. Being a demon is better than being unionized Kappa
Lunareclipse123: There was a door on fire back there by the hand scanner that is no longer on fire
TheWarbo: love the little animations
fiftymcnasty: Missles are great
ImKevinTheShark: Micro missiles is sweet AF
slopoppotamus: Missiles
jonlevir: missles are OP
terribletractors: When you upgrade it, it has an *amazing* audio effect
accountmadeforants: Tactical Scope is ridiculous, but the missiles are way cool
terribletractors: the scope I mean
NathanJay_GA: I like both
Zath_: Mirco is the best thing in the game
TheWarbo: "here is what it will look like if you buy this"
Kerrisis: The scope does SO MUCH DAMAGE
caimheul: All the upgrades are great
Camail: everything is cool
BrindleBoar: play the way you want
ekimekim: they're both great
gravity_pike: this game is fun
TXC2: but tactical
jadedcynic: either choice is good; whichever you feel is better is fine
ekimekim: micromissles are heavily used in the speedrun for rocket-jumping
Crad0k: both are great, but missiles don't get broken until you're quite late so i'd gofor the scope but you've already chosen so fuck it
head_cannon: It said earlier that the base took massive casualties. But seeing all the bits of all those people, torn apart and piled up by the demons... that's a viscerally evil thing, yep yep.
terribletractors: I've never tried missiles, but I can tell you that the scope is great, especially when you get the mastery
Lunareclipse123: maluRockL maluRock
caimheul: The gameplay tends a bit more towards frantic than careful sniping, which is why I prefer the missiles
incslayer: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:38:39.
Darksteel_Mike: Yes, more Mick Gordon in my ear canals!
cuttlefishman: secret
incslayer: Bless You
Theycallmejokke: Prosit
terribletractors: You don't really carefully snipe with the scope, it gives players an option for being precise on the move
Lunareclipse123: Now with 25% less demon!
Mangledpixel: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always mildly disconcerted.
ekimekim: the scope gives you a good long-range option which you lack pretty badly until the late game
CataclysmicReverb: This game seems like it's mostly "Killing demons to regain the health lost by OHSA violations"
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terribletractors: @ekimekim A properly aimed explosive shot would like to speak with you LUL
ekimekim: fair
Labjer: What difficulty are we working with here?
AwkwardBirb: @CataclysmicReverb I mean demon invasion sounds like a HUGE breach of OSHA rules
caimheul: I had decent success with using the pistol as a "long range" option too
Nightvalien28: that looked like a secret or death
TXC2: Labjer easist
caimheul: Could be a secret death @Nightvalien28
Labjer: I was wondering why there were only like three imps
Nightvalien28: that too
terribletractors: Even on lower difficulties, shield soldiers give me ptsd
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GarQuithnik: check the body?
slopoppotamus: Corpse again
Labjer: I've been chugging away at Nightmare, so this is kind of interesting to watch
terribletractors: There's a body with a keycard back there
Phoenixturn: Any time
caimheul: Jessica is the name of a cyberdemon in HR I'm sure.
head_cannon: @terribletractors I can relate to that; they were responsible for quite a few of my own deaths during my campaign.
terribletractors: @head_cannon Right?
terribletractors: You walk up to them all like "what do you do?"
terribletractors: BLAM
Tehbeard: James' first time in the "new" DOOM?
TXC2: yeap
head_cannon: Yeah, it's pretty much an instant death radius if you get too close.
terribletractors: Yep
terribletractors: My go-to is always a nade behind them
terribletractors: If that doesn't work, explosive shot behind them
terribletractors: Usually does it
TheWarbo: Tehbeard first stream of this playthrough, he played but didn't finish before
KinoGami: melting
Tehbeard: Fun death animation though
Brefin: Watch that last step.
NojhLivic: How very Terminator
Lunareclipse123: I love that animation
TheWarbo: James fell and then caught on fire and died? It must be Mine O'Clock
head_cannon: I do love how there's a unique death animation for each enemy (and each hazard) in the game.
caimheul: lrrAWW
slopoppotamus: Check Corpses
FlannelShirtEnthusist: have we made any John Stalvern jokes yet?
terribletractors: My favorite animation is the leg sweep for soldiers/hellrazers
terribletractors: 100% would glory kill again
head_cannon: No, FlannelShirtEnthusist, YOU are the demons!
ravenlord_xix: have we fought a knight yet?
FlannelShirtEnthusist: and now II'm a zombie
terribletractors: @ravenlord_xix nop
Tehbeard: I think that's later in the level?
AwkwardBirb: now's not a good time to be a demon
terribletractors: He would've fought one if he had picked up the yellow card but he missed it
AwkwardBirb: try being a unicorn
Phoenixturn: Whelp, guess I'm just watching the stream now lrrHERE
KinoGami: this map feels very metroid prime to me
ravenlord_xix: the knights, the big floaty ball guys (carchodemons?) and the sirens all give me rage
terribletractors: There's a yellow keycard on the same level, under the blue keycard that's displaying on your map
caimheul: the map is nice, but difficult to read sometimes.
terribletractors: @ravenlord_xix cacodemons
ravenlord_xix: go forward to the end, near the corpse
terribletractors: Oh, I thought that was a blue keycard
terribletractors: my bad
terribletractors: Go straight ahead from where you are now until you hit a dead end, then turn left
caimheul: really wish it allowed for custom waypoints. (or it does and I don't know how to make them :-P)
ImKevinTheShark: Honestly, this level was probably my least favourite
caimheul: Yeah, I also got turned around in here so often.
mtgaaddict: Check anyone laying on the ground
TXC2: terribletractors easy on the back seating there
GarQuithnik: you sipped over a corpse near where you respawned
terribletractors: Go across the bridge, right past the blue door, continue forward, until you hit the boxes, then turn left
terribletractors: @TXC2 He's asking
Taveena: They seem to be having a bad time
terribletractors: As far as I can tgell
terribletractors: If it's too much I'll be quiet
Taveena: demobutt
caimheul: I did like these holograms as guides
Taveena: demon.
TXC2: fair enough
creasehearst: that's just the clue for the hand
Crad0k: you got that one already, though
TheWarbo: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
creasehearst: to turn off the gas for that firewall
Lunareclipse123: That's just the thing that tells you to get that dude's arm
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head_cannon: That hologram was meant to point you towards the arm, but you've already gone this way.
Crad0k: i think the door that was on lockdown in th emain area is open
creasehearst: go towards the blue locked doors, to the right of those is a path further right along with some stairs
terribletractors: Go across the bridge that crosses the chasm, then go on the catwalk that's to the right of the blue door, but don't cross the 2nd bridge, go forward, to the boxes, then left
terribletractors: Alright I'll stop xd
caimheul: New enemies are typically a good sign
Crad0k: yeah, this isn't the best level...
terribletractors: Yeah, this map has zero landmarks
terribletractors: It's a work of art, truly
Brefin: Nce find.
CrazymattCaptain: ammo
creasehearst: "whatever you feel like"
gravity_pike: more vit
Mangledpixel: flip a 3 sided coin
incslayer: ammo
jadedcynic: yeah, whatever you feel like
TemporallyAwry: Ammo saves you health and armor - so as always, glass is the only way to play :D
orbitaltuna: harmmo
NojhLivic: They're all about equally good. Ammo if you feel like you're running out too much
jadedcynic: okay, flip coin - heads health, tails armor, edge ammo
mowdownjoe: BP. Always BP... wait, wrong game.
terribletractors: I always do 3 health upgrades on ultra nightmare because I'm a peach
terribletractors: Er, 3 of the first 3 upgrades on health, I mean
jadedcynic: yeah, but this is just "Rip and Tear"
terribletractors: Yeah, didn't say anything because streamer should just do what he wants
fiftymcnasty: ooh the secret handle is near
incslayer: check the map?
caimheul: Rip and Tear doesn't need ammo right, since that's all melee based :-P
jadedcynic: I like to cylce the upgrades, so it'd prlly by ammo, health, armor, ammo, armor, health, etc. etc.
terribletractors: @LoadingReadyRun Start from the beginning of the level. Cross the bridge, go to the right of the blue door but don't cross the second bridge. Go forward, then turn left at the big boxes
GarQuithnik: go back across the bridge
terribletractors: :D
terribletractors: HELL KNIGHT TIME WOOOO
Mangledpixel: helps to have a chat
TheWarbo: This game has some serious "go left" to it
Crad0k: woo! Hell Knight!!
billysines: YAY YAY DOOM DOOOM
TXC2: sometimes, just sometimes, chat helps
NojhLivic: Man I really hate those shield guys
caimheul: And he's the reason I like micromissles so much.
kat2kool: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
ravenlord_xix: the shild guys are why we always carry grenades
creasehearst: use grenades or the explosive shotgun mod to damage their backs
TheWarbo: Have we used the micromissiles yet? (I've got split attention right now)
terribletractors: LOL
terribletractors: I love that jump scare
KinoGami: jumpy boy
Lunareclipse123: cheer250 Welp I'm off to see Endgame now - Do me a favour and RIP AND TEAR while i'm gone, ok?
caimheul: @TheWarbo a couple of times.
fiftymcnasty: mmm now I wanna play Doom again
fiftymcnasty: or you can do the burst shot ones too
incslayer: Bottomless Missiles is so awesome
Mangledpixel: hehe... bottom
canoecrasher: Plasma Rifle!
canoecrasher: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
head_cannon: I liked how, when I finished the game, I could do it over while upgrading the Weapon Mods I didn't pick the first time around, for a slightly different experience.
masta2505: Why does this voice sound like Serge?
Mangledpixel: pew pew!
terribletractors: If you ever decide to play the game again, I'd like to let you know you could have gotten a plasma rifle in the previous level :)
creasehearst: the secret weapon for this level may or may not be a rocket launcher :P
canoecrasher: pew pew
fiftymcnasty: plasma rifle is great
terribletractors: I wish that triple shot didn't eat 3 shells every time
terribletractors: explosive shot is just so much better because of that
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MennoKnight42: it's fine, he didn't really need that torso
Mangledpixel: !findquote torso
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MennoKnight42: it was more decorative than anything
head_cannon: I've heard the criticism that Doom plateaus near the end, becoming a bit of a slog. That/'s fair, but the pacing early on - where every scene introduces a new monster or a new gun or a new environment - is so damn good.
rocketjohn: was doom even out when you were a kid, james?
creasehearst: ottomap?
FuzzyFozzy: Don't you have 3 points for upgrade now?
rocketjohn: you're so young
JediTransmit: I still remember the Doom shareware disks I had to hide from my parents
Mangledpixel: Otto's map
AwkwardBirb: yes?
sivakrytos: doom is old
terribletractors: @head_cannon I think the idea is that you get to play around with all your super weapons at the end
incslayer: first doom release was 1993
TheWarbo: What does the automap get us beyond the map we already have?
terribletractors: I wouldn't agree that it's a slog because it's fun arcade action, but I can see the argument
creasehearst: it reveals the entire map
Brefin: Doom came out back when I was in college.
7gorobei: Doom the collectable card game
TheWarbo: we didn't already have that? huh
TXC2: how many people do you reckon played just the Freeware version of Doom?
jadedcynic: please, I'm older than anyone in LRR, and iD's shareware was release just after I started college
KinoGami: i did
creasehearst: the gray parts are places you haven't explored, the blue is where you've been
ravenlord_xix: @TheWarbo I think it even shows secrets and stuff once it's fully revealed
Mangledpixel: never trust anyone who uses the word 'paradigm'
jadedcynic: @TXC2 whoa...millions? I eventually got the other two eps, but yeah
KinoGami: it wasn't until i bought doom on the 360 that i ever played more than the freeware verion
caimheul: I played Chex Quest and Chex Quest 2 for many an hour as a child.
caimheul: Which are just cereal themed versions of doom iirc.
incslayer: i was 5 when it came out and i still havent played the full version :P
TXC2: ^
head_cannon: @TXC2 The story goes that there were more people with a copy of Doom on their computer than there were people with Windows 95.
terribletractors: Something something mortally challenged
MennoKnight42: good ol' "safe levels of demonic infestation"
TXC2: head_cannon yeah I'd believe that
creasehearst: there's plenty around you've missed, secrets etc
Havtorn_Epsilon: RIP Jessica in Human Resources
KinoGami: pretty sure i played the freeware version of doom with a flight stick before when i was a kid
fiftymcnasty: The more secrets you get the more powerful you get
SK__Ren: I believe you can climb up those burny pipes
canoecrasher: Do you think one of those mindless zombies was Jessica in Human Resources?
fiftymcnasty: You should alteast find the classic doom level
canoecrasher: Jessica in Zombie Resources?
terribletractors: 2nd bridge, on the floating cargo lifter beside the bridge
terribletractors: if you want the doom level
TXC2: you're an inspiration to us all James Kappa
terribletractors: it's a lever
creasehearst: pull the lever on that
terribletractors: monkaS
Karfsma778: There's a lever next to that oox you were on
drcanonball: perfect recovery
incslayer: good old impact compensation
Brefin: *cackle*
Karfsma778: *box
terribletractors: LOL
incslayer: its our old friend hell knight
jschunx: It was right in front of you where you were standing, it looks like
creasehearst: he just wants to play :P
canoecrasher: No! Jessica!
terribletractors: The lever was in front of the box you were standing on, on the lifter
JediTransmit: I don't think mr Hellknight likes us very much
head_cannon: The enemies are really good at navigating the environment, and the level-makers made sure that there's no safe spots a player can hide in.
terribletractors: You know, looking back on this game, I can see how it's really confusing the first time you play it
Havtorn_Epsilon: @canoecrasher Turns out "Jessica from Human Resources" is a dev in-joke to the HR Manager at the studio, says some quick googling
terribletractors: I've played it for a while now and know the routes really well
terribletractors: but yeah some of this is maze city
terribletractors: Cross the 2nd bridge, the room is dead ahead
KinoGami: was that a secret?
TXC2: what....what was that riff?
Karfsma778: Go to the end of the hall
Mangledpixel: hehehe
KinoGami: nice
terribletractors: @TXC2 Yes it was :D
jadedcynic: "Huh. I wonder what that did?" - Kyle Katarn
TXC2: oh I see
TheChargingBadger: beautiful
Brefin: So cool these map snippets
terribletractors: Oh, I thought you asked "was that a riff"
creasehearst: there's an easter egg inside these levels if you die to an explosion :P
terribletractors: either way, this imp song, enjoy :D
Lithobraker: Wait what
terribletractors: this is "Imp Song"
incslayer: imp song is a good song
jschunx: oh man, this is pretty great
Lithobraker: did we mess with the graphics settings?
terribletractors: The metal version by andrew hushult is really good
sivakrytos: o wait. this is doom (1993)
Havtorn_Epsilon: Do the Doom Face, James!
MatthewDennisMTG: is this the same chord progression as Red Right Hand?
ravenlord_xix: What? I missed this when I played through
KingXicor: King Croc can't HEEEAR YOUUU!
head_cannon: Doom is famous for trying to make rock & metal music with the MIDI soundboard, but its spooky ambiance was just as good BGM, if not better.
Taveena: Why is this room low-rez
NojhLivic: I was only listening and was like "This sounds like the original music" and then I look and got so confused.
jschunx: I'm pretty sure I actually recognize this level
TXC2: I dont like how to music cuts out on death animations
incslayer: @KingXicor this room specifcially or that every level has a classic doom area?
PhoenixMelior: huh, is this really what graphics look like in 2016?
ReynardWrecca: I've just tuned back in...why I am having 90s flashbacks?
TXC2: Taveena it's the retro room
terribletractors: Have to agree
MennoKnight42: check your map
The_FlyingDutchman: yeah
Karfsma778: You can pull up the map
creasehearst: these show up on the map
KinoGami: i wish the old sound effects were all here
terribletractors: @LoadingReadyRun They give you a small version in the level, but you can go back to the main screen to play the full thing
jadedcynic: c'mon james, don't you remember classic doom? Kappa
Tinasaurus_Rex: *nostalgia intensifies*
terribletractors: Yes
creasehearst: yes
incslayer: Yes
Karfsma778: Yes
Brefin: Thank you @terribletractors I was slow.
NojhLivic: One in each level yeah.
Xenopenumbra: Yes
Kerrisis: One per level, yes.
NojhLivic: Gotta find the pull switch to open them.
MennoKnight42: i only found this one i think
NojhLivic: That was one of the ones I haven't found yet, so thank you for showing me.
jadedcynic: danigt, I'm neck deep in complex space sim, but this is making me wanna go buy 'the New Doom' and go have some simple fun....I never *finish* anything anymore :P
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JediTransmit: That as rad
head_cannon: I really like the final arena battle in this level.
canoecrasher: Nah I'm sure it's fine
terribletractors: The one in the first level is just before you get your first weapon mod, and the one in res ops is above the first mega armor
Brefin: I hate that there are so many arena battles -.-
incslayer: The First Rule of DOOM : Never Stop The Second Rule fo DOOM : Shoort Everything
Crad0k: this is doom, something bad *always* happens when you press a button :-p
incslayer: the spelling is intentional :P
Xenopenumbra: Rule 0: Rip and tear until it is DONE
refinedhellion: YES! RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND TEAR! RIP AND- sorry, it's the bloodlust
terribletractors: @Crad0k Ain't that the truth
creasehearst: you can chainsaw the big boys :P
caimheul: @Crad0k or pick up ammo, or find health, or turn around or... :-P
TXC2: all this "rip and tear" makes me thin chat is full of Khorn worshippers Kappa
terribletractors: Kappa \m/
incslayer: @TXC2 Blood For The Blood God
terribletractors: That's Khorne with an e you heretic
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I do hope that Doom Eternal has more enemies spread across the entire level rather than just the arena lockdown thing
Stoffern: This game is so MEATY
caimheul: Skulls for the skull throne
Brefin: Nice kill landing
Karfsma778: I love the kills from above
incslayer: Multipals :P
TheWarbo: the DFA kills are great
creasehearst: remember your chainsaw :P
fiftymcnasty: missle them
Fracaswell: chainsaw!
JediTransmit: This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
TXC2: terribletractors yes, I'm the Heretic, for not knowing how to spell that chaos scum Kappa
Karfsma778: They're my favorite of the glory kills
refinedhellion: @TXC2 I mean, for all we know, the DOOM Marine could be a chaos space marine that once served Khorne.
ImKevinTheShark: missiles?
terribletractors: @TXC2 Listen here you little shit LUL
ReynardWrecca: My friend made me a t-shirt once that said 'Tea for the Tea God'. It was very sweet.
jadedcynic: !game VASCULAR
refinedhellion: That would actually be a pretty badass story, come to think of it
jschunx: oh, that man went all to pieces, he did
terribletractors: Fun fact
PhoenixMelior: James does a very good Ric Flair
terribletractors: The voice actor of Hayden is the same guy as Reinhardt
KinoGami: gee, i wonder where the idea for a chainsaw gun came from Kappa
NojhLivic: The voice actor of Hayden is not the same voice actor as Optimus Prime
jadedcynic: @terribletractors ...and also Bishop Kappa
MennoKnight42: i mean probably
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Mangledpixel: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always meming.
Galactic_pain: Also same VA as JJJ in the PS$ Spider-Man
Karfsma778: None in that room, IIRC
Galactic_pain: *PS4
head_cannon: James "The Secret Whisperer" Turner
TheWarbo: You also got a new category earlier it said
TheWarbo: Dexterity?
Fracaswell: dexterity is good
Karfsma778: Save one, get the one that shows you secrets
Xenopenumbra: Bank it
BrowneePoints: Doom Doom Doom!
PhoenixMelior: never save
Lithobraker: Wait for the SEEEECREETS
refinedhellion: @KinoGami *cuts to a shot of Marcus from Gears of War chainsawing a Locust soldier then back* Eh, I'm not sure
jadedcynic: @Karfsma778 agreed; he would enjoy all teh secrets
NojhLivic: Save for dexterity or seeecrets.
TXC2: these upgrades are very Crysis 2 to me :p
TheWarbo: I think you'd decided to work toward the Missiles one?
head_cannon: Maybe the Area-Scanning category will make the keys and stuff show up on the map? I can't remember.
incslayer: The Lancer from GoW is easily my favorite fictional assault rifel
fiftymcnasty: do it then
Xenopenumbra: It is!
Xenopenumbra: Mini missles all day!
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I can't believe the Lancer in GoW was such a step back from UT's Ripper
terribletractors: Screw the compass, get equipment upgrades for that explosive goodness
Xenopenumbra: Oh Hoi
whales9001: is this just doom 2016?
incslayer: Yup
terribletractors: "just" doom 2016
terribletractors: boi
incslayer: just is unfair though
creasehearst: one might wonder why hayden didn't have her credentials revoked after she triggered the whole crisis thing
TheElrad: RIP ant TEAR the portal
AwkwardBirb: Doom Guy, maybe doom something?
ReynardWrecca: Ah yes, the most efficient & futuristicy interface - slowing waving your hands around with no haptic feedback!
KinoGami: but we don't open the portal to hell until the end of the first act
terribletractors: Oh wow, the cutscene actually worked
terribletractors: It breaks 75% of the time for me
Kerrisis: Evil woman being demonstrably evil.
head_cannon: @creasehearst I guess it's assumed that she took control of the facility for herself, locking him (and VEGA) out.
jadedcynic: she SAYS that....but 'smart' people often overlook things in making 'infallible' plans...
codyfoti1999: Hey James, how ya doing?
whales9001: I used the word just due to that it could have been eternal I guess
TheWarbo: transparent interfaces: great for seeing the characters while they do things. terrible if you spend any time imagining *actually* using it
PhoenixMelior: good music sting that
terribletractors: Listen here, this is Doom, not your workstation >:(
codyfoti1999: I’m doing great, thanks!
nullpointerexception___: RIP & TEAR!
Havtorn_Epsilon: So at what point in a demonic incursion does orbital bombardment become the prudent choice?
JediTransmit: Can you imagine the finger smudges all transparent interfaces would have?
head_cannon: I wonder if we'll get all the way to Argent Tower in this stream.
Kerrisis: The soundtrack to this game is astounding.
TXC2: can one overclock a drill?
MennoKnight42: welp, now i'm just going to go get some food and replay DOOM, because this game is awesome. Good job Turner, i had other plans today (albeit all of them just other video games)
jadedcynic: but yeah, we can't shut it down through the computer network, but we can always MANUALLY shut it know with brute force :D
terribletractors: @JediTransmit Presumably you'd be forced to wear some kind of gloves
incslayer: yes
Havtorn_Epsilon: In the 40k universe this planet would have been exterminatus'd already
PhoenixMelior: overclock your fridge! It's fine!
TheWarbo: Can you overclock, like, a hamburger?
TXC2: !clips
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Stoffern: oh damn
accountmadeforants: That's why it's water cooled!
incslayer: in what way is it overclocked james?
NojhLivic: Overlocking is more a state of mind...
creasehearst: try underclocking the water
jadedcynic: @MennoKnight42 agreed; I'm wanting to go buy it now :P
terribletractors: @Havtorn_Epsilon You know they're all just running around shooting each other down there
TheWarbo: Okay with the water example I'm going to assume his answer to the burger question is "yes"
terribletractors: I better just lay the exterminatus down on these hereticsALRIGHT FIRE
TXC2: incslayer it's H2O2 Kappa
NojhLivic: Hear that James? You need a buddy to go outside
incslayer: robots
jadedcynic: yeah, UNDERclock the water back to its specs; it'll last longer Kappa
TheWarbo: OSHA might have issues with this place, but at least it's ADA-compliant. (narrator: that ramp is not enough for ADA compliance)
creasehearst: mr robotto
Stoffern: its a drone
NojhLivic: "I guess not everybody is dead" James, the optimist
jadedcynic: heck, Olvia's not dead - maybe it was her?
incslayer: the fall doesnt hurt james the impact does
terribletractors: Well, depends if you think soldiers being possessed counts as "alive"
fiftymcnasty: Does James know what a secret is?
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always telling Dale.
TheWarbo: James, pointing at any powerup slightly off the main path "Is this a [SECRET]?"
Lithobraker: TheWarbo everyone at the UAC has an equal opportunity to be slaughtered by demons.
head_cannon: @fiftymcnasty He sees something shiny and shouts "Secrets!" That's just how it works. :P
incslayer: touch ti
incslayer: it*
Caldurin: If you knew what it is, it wouldn't be a secret
Brefin: Neat, and hate these
TXC2: for James, Secrets are things he doesn't let Adam know Kappa
Theycallmejokke: Gotta go fast :D
MennoKnight42: Quick, ask James about Road Quest, he doesn't understand secrets
jadedcynic: @fiftymcnasty that why we kinda need to get him to upgrade to the 'secret scanner' ;)
The_FlyingDutchman: this one aint bad
traveller800: not really...I just go in and MURDER EVERYTHING
The_FlyingDutchman: some of the later ones are impossible
creasehearst: man down!
jadedcynic: warm up; wish james well, chat!
incslayer: James you are old calm down with the stretching
Stoffern: mistakes where made
terribletractors: Doom: So good it hurts irl
TheWarbo: I am James years old, and man did watching "wait that last one was a bad idea" remind me of it
7gorobei: remember to stretch before you stretch
ReynardWrecca: James Turner? More like Pain Burn...'em? No, this doesn't work.
TXC2: James you dont do static stretches BEFORE, you do them after
Crad0k: nice
jadedcynic: lrrGOAT
fiftymcnasty: Challenge master
TheWarbo: never didn't have it
Mangledpixel: lrrHORN
NojhLivic: NICE! First try.
Brefin: Yay! brefinFlail
Taveena: Retire first, become champion
creasehearst: then get to cleaning
The_FlyingDutchman: time to clean house!
traveller800: yes...its a dyson
TXC2: Retire first, spend the most time Retired
terribletractors: Chair stream PogChamp
Brefin: Might need to equip the rune now that you've earned it
terribletractors: Lol what the heck
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head_cannon: Does it auto-equip, or does it have to be equipped manually from the options screen?
terribletractors: @head_cannon manual
traveller800: this is why you can;t have trophysd
MennoKnight42: someone's gonna try to clean the office and they're going to have questions
incslayer: cheer100 James stop breaking your Trophy
jadedcynic: wait, does "retire first!" mean that those annoying commenters who post "first!" never comment again, because I can get behind that :D
morgoth_bauglyr: troph-
PhoenixMelior: that scans
creasehearst: trophy refuses!
NathanJay_GA: Beej is gonna be mad if you break that!
KinoGami: aren't those expensive? :P
incslayer: cheer1000 Okay Have more bits then
morgoth_bauglyr: drill bits?
codyfoti1999: Is James gonna use the vacuum as a controller??
TXC2: I hope not
terribletractors: No, he's not Rudeism LUL
ekimekim: oh yeah, this game is like, Upgrade Simulator 2016
TheWarbo: Me, working through Hollow Knight: THEY'RE CHARMS!
creasehearst: and yet you can only use 3 at a time :P
Crad0k: yeah, this game has a lot of stuff
MennoKnight42: why there are 12 runes and not 13 is beyond me
terribletractors: Because the 13th rune is the player
terribletractors: DUN DUN DUN
ekimekim: late game there's an inf ammo rune iirc, that was basically my entire strategy
jadedcynic: 13 would be bad luck IRL, *DUH*! lrrBEEJ
Stoffern: coida gone for 666
TXC2: it's easier to divide a Circle into 12 parts then 13?
head_cannon: You don't really need any of the copious amount of Upgrade Stuff to finish the game, but it's kind of nice to mess around with.
incslayer: @ekimekim yea that combined with the bottomless missiles on the assault rifle is nice
TheWarbo: Nothing bad has ever happened after a person has noticed that it's A Little Too Quiet
morgoth_bauglyr: grody
terribletractors: Best room in the game
traveller800: what weapon mod is on his shottie?
NojhLivic: Someoen had a fun time
TheWarbo: UM
The_FlyingDutchman: easy enough to come by too
creasehearst: a nice decoration
KinoGami: perfectly normal ritual
Lithobraker: !pardonfuck
incslayer: thats not a "gun"
JediTransmit: Rock it lawn chair!
Mangledpixel: rock it lawn chair!
TXC2: Row kit lawn chair!
Mangledpixel: JediTransmit o/
head_cannon: The demons have a disgusting and awesome sense of interior decorating.
JediTransmit: @Mangledpixel nice
ekimekim: gives new gun, gives perfect situation to use new gun
ekimekim: ~level design~
terribletractors: So simple, but so genius
incslayer: its almost as if the designers have done this before
TheWarbo: the first room after the rocket launcher had a bunch of enemies clustered together, huh?
JediTransmit: The level design is just sublime
TXC2: incslayer I mean technically none of our weapons are guns
terribletractors: shotGUN
terribletractors: ?
ekimekim: it's even more obvious later on when you get the <REDACTED>
head_cannon: @ekimekim Indeed.
terribletractors: @ekimekim cmonBruh
incslayer: @ekimekim yea
traveller800: ah...the shotgun tri iof its two
AwkwardBirb: hey if our weapons want to identify as Gun, let them :T
terribletractors: I'm gonna have to disagree
terribletractors: Explosive shot is far better
AwkwardBirb: who are we to tell them otherwise? We can't, their guns
AwkwardBirb: they're*
creasehearst: punching the head off a hell knight really looks like he's popping a really big boil through blunt force trauma
TXC2: gross
ekimekim: check your codex
Mangledpixel: the big bois
incslayer: the big stompy bois
JediTransmit: The big bastards
ekimekim: oh, you are
sivakrytos: knights from hell, dh
creasehearst: the big ones you've been complaining about :P
terribletractors: VULKAN LIVES *stomp stomp*
head_cannon: The fact that the explosive shot uses 1/3 of the ammo to do increased damage is damn convenient. I never really used the tri-shot.
The_FlyingDutchman: follow it
incslayer: away from you you keep punching and stealing their boxes
terribletractors: The cluster round mastery is *stupidly* powerful
creasehearst: it's just going down below where you can reach it :P
ekimekim: the demons will attack each other if they accidentially friendly fire
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incslayer: 1 down 1 to go
Mangledpixel: it counted
creasehearst: it did
TheWarbo: it counted, it shows up just above your ammo when it does
terribletractors: Can you DFA with the chainsaw?
incslayer: and Done
terribletractors: I've never tried, actually
incslayer: i dont think it counts if you chainsaw
Brefin: Did it? There's like 5 different ways to kill move someone depending on approach. and death from above is eactly that
NathanJay_GA: lrrDILLY
head_cannon: That guitar riff that quotes from the Doom 3 theme is a nice reference.
TheWarbo: lol why are we answering, not like he's pausing to read chat during the fight
creasehearst: the chainsaw counts towards "do x different glory kills on mob type y"
Brefin: Like you need to jump up and be looking down to do the death from above specific one
PhoenixMelior: TheWarbo I mean. Adam does it Kappa
terribletractors: You need to meet the requirement to unlock the mastery
fiftymcnasty: Now you just have to do the challenge
incslayer: James did you read the challenge to actually unlock it?
TheWarbo: PhoenixMelior As has been noted earlier, James is not Adam :-D
Mangledpixel: you need to do the challenge to unlock that
PhoenixMelior: TheWarbo that's what he WANTS us to think (also I wasn't here earlier lol)
creasehearst: go down below for the upgrade drone
TXC2: I have video evidence from last weeks LRRMTG that James and Adam are in the fact the same person Kappa
TheWarbo: PhoenixMelior Ahh, at the very beginning he was talking about how he doesn't enjoy throwing himself at bosses over and over (but that he knows other people, most notably Adam, do, and that's awesome)
TheWarbo: Ahh yes, the syncronized reverse Oreo outfits
NojhLivic: Lock-on is solid, but remote det is incredibly useful late game.
terribletractors: Lock-on is nuts
terribletractors: Wait, when is it useful when lock-on isn't?
Kerrisis: Lock-on is really good. The plasma stun bomb is surprisingly useful too,
TheWarbo: Or did you punch it because it fled?
terribletractors: The Slayer punches stuff because that's how he purchases weapon mods
head_cannon: @terribletractors It can detonate behind shield guys. I guess you can always do that by shooting the floor, but it'd be easier I guess.
TXC2: Remote is probably useful if you can detonate more then one at a time
Stalevar_: lock on is worthless. it's the worst upgrade in the game. the only "upgrade" that actually downgrades your damage, removes splash and triples ammo consumption for no benefit.
NojhLivic: terribletractors Certain enemies are better attacked from the side or behind and are highly mobile, so its easier to shoot past them and remote det.
QuantumTwitch: scanner
TheWarbo: Or scanner
terribletractors: I know which enemy you're talking about and they're easy to handle by simple holding a strafe key then dumping a SSG into them
TheWarbo: My strategy is "what upgrades will let me find more secrets for more upgrades?"
drdudeman: this game really grabs my OCD completionist nature
terribletractors: I guess Remote Det offers another way to handle them but I've never felt it necessary to use
accountmadeforants: The compass will boop when secrets are nearby, they still don't show up on the map
NojhLivic: terribletractors Not necessary, I just said it was useful.
terribletractors: Can't argue with that
drdudeman: <message deleted>@loadingreadyrun Wait James what Happened to your face? have you lost weight?
Mangledpixel: you did it
terribletractors: HOLD IT DOWN
fiftymcnasty: You did it
NojhLivic: Good job
terribletractors: GET EMMMMM
terribletractors: :D
TXC2: so now we just use that forever right?
Brefin: Woot!
creasehearst: it still requires ammo unfortunately :P
terribletractors: Some demons get a little too tanky to stick with half the ammo capacity of the HAR
terribletractors: That is, other demons want to eat you while you're busy dumping those rockets
TXC2: that arc is pretty flat all things considered
drdudeman: <message deleted>scope is sweet
accountmadeforants: Yeah, get the scope
creasehearst: go for it
terribletractors: I think the upgrade is...uranium rounds? That gives the sweet sound effect
TXC2: Tacticool
drdudeman: <message deleted>not always useful but when it is it's amazing
The_FlyingDutchman: scope is sweet to clean out a room of the small fries before charging in :)
TXC2: now we snipe
drdudeman: <message deleted>@loadingreadyrun James have you lost weight?
fiftymcnasty: I think this level you get the best gun in the game right?
drdudeman: awww
TXC2: drdudeman it's rude to ask that
terribletractors: One of the best guns in the game :)
fiftymcnasty: think its down there
drdudeman: I just thought he looks good :(
creasehearst: the super shotgun is available here, yes
drcanonball: supershotty?
terribletractors: Don't spoil >:(
The_FlyingDutchman: aw yeah all the damage :)
jadedcynic: @terribletractors but remember - all the lead on earth is the result of radioactive decomposition of uranium; so technically ALL bullets are 'depleted uranium' Kappa
terribletractors: @jadedcynic You're too brainy for me, clearly
Laserbeaks_Fury: effecient
JediTransmit: Yass
fiftymcnasty: There it is
NathanJay_GA: that was... effective
Veste: s-s-s-SUPER shotgun
morgoth_bauglyr: classic
ekimekim: oh yeah. this is the best gun in the game, by far
TXC2: now THAT'S a shotgun!
terribletractors: Do yourself a favor and upgrade the reload speed immediately
The_FlyingDutchman: kill baddies
terribletractors: It makes a big difference
Decitronus: It kills Hell.
creasehearst: the double shot upgrade is stupid powerful
TheWarbo: since we went from the "combat shotgun" to the "super shotgun," I can only assumed that this weapon should not be used in combat
drcanonball: not yet
TXC2: I mean Obviously it could do with having a stock, but take what you can get
sivakrytos: what's the point of a double barreled shotgun if you need to reload every shot???
ekimekim: you don't, you can fire twice
JediTransmit: This gun just seems correct
Mangledpixel: sivakrytos because you fire both barrels
The_FlyingDutchman: @sivakrytos becasue you fire both
fiftymcnasty: The upgrade lets you fire twice
ekimekim: you get an upgrade later that lets you fire both
NojhLivic: sivakrytos So you can fire both at the same time for more power.
sivakrytos: @Mangledpixel yes...that's totally how guns work
Mangledpixel: sivakrytos in Doom, that is exactly how guns work
MrTulip: I mean, you can, just pull both triggers.
Fancy_frenchman: Today at my LGS while ordering a box of War of the Spark, I saw a little hidden treasure in the corner, a full SEALED set of Commander 2017. Only downside it’s in Japanese lol
TXC2: IRL double barrels are great because the time between shots 1 and 2 are almost zero
incslayer: this is a good scene
MrTulip: It's not a great idea.
head_cannon: @sivakrytos Two Barrels does twice as much damage as One Barrel. Works for me. :P
Sektor88: good enough lrrBEEJ
The_FlyingDutchman: "temporarily"
BrindleBoar: Fixed it!
creasehearst: so many F's not given
Brefin: lol. Your tactics vs Hayden
fiftymcnasty: Doomguy dont give a shit
morgoth_bauglyr: carefully stepped on it
TXC2: Fancy_frenchman you say downside.....
Veste: which lrr member is most like doomguy
jadedcynic: "isn't necessary" - maybe not, but I prefer that :D
jadedcynic: B)
Tiber727: @Veste Adam?
TXC2: Veste in looks or attitude?
The_FlyingDutchman: Adam
TehAmelie: is that an arc-veil? :o
Veste: attitude. which would be the most likely to smash a pod like that.
TehAmelie: or is it Arch-vile
Veste: adam seemed like the obvious pick but i was wondering if there were any dark horses >_>
creasehearst: it's a summoner
Fancy_frenchman: @txc2 for me it’s great I love non-english cards but it’s gonna be a pain for everyone else
TXC2: Fancy_frenchman fair
creasehearst: arch-viles aren't in this doom, but they are in the sequel that's coming out sometime this year (hopefully)
TXC2: I could see Cam putting his foot in something that.....he'd immediately regret it though :P
TheWarbo: wasn't there another Press E in the room where you broke the thing?
terribletractors: And it was announced that Eternal would be available on Steam
terribletractors: Thank the lord
creasehearst: should have been an automap down there i believe
Fracaswell: just a health pod
head_cannon: The death animation when you fall into the hazard at the bottom of this environment is, while not as silly as the lava one, still pretty rad.
creasehearst: or in one of the other rooms on the same level
Fancy_frenchman: But I got the best part of the whole set....the Wasitora Kitten Dragon Tokens <3 @txc2
TheWarbo: ahh, i just briefly saw the "Press R" overlay, couldn't wee what it was
TXC2: Fancy_frenchman nice
terribletractors: Notice how his ammo is going down 2 per trigger pull with the super shotty
Fancy_frenchman: Those tokens are so adorable
terribletractors: So that means it uses 4 ammo with the mastery
terribletractors: That should settle your guys' debate
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Taveena: Oh nooo... not the Hell Energy...
NojhLivic: "Must stop, you say?"
Taveena: i mean we could just use solar
incslayer: Perfect you say?
Arikell: side effects may include demons
traveller800: @LoadingReadyRun yup...perfect...apart from the demons eating everyones face holes
creasehearst: the demons are just an unintended sideeffect, caused by employees obviously not doing as they're told
jadedcynic: and "unlimited" never seems to be accurate when one examines the situation closely enough.
Erudite_Cynic: the one liner here is "Try and STOP me."
creasehearst: as long as they do as they're told, it's perfect in every way
jadedcynic: "TANSTAAFL, Dr. Hayden" :D
Alness49: Oh it's gonna be a barrel of fun!
traveller800: remember...barrels are the enemy
Mangledpixel: like shooting some barrels in a fish
TheWarbo: It's like shooting barrels in a fish?
TXC2: why are we going to hell for unlimited energy when the sun IS RIGHT THERE ?
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terribletractors: LUL
incslayer: @TXC2 i mean eventually the sun will burn out Hell is forever
ritchards: Yes?
Erudite_Cynic: LUL
creasehearst: the last few show through walls
Crad0k: it's right there
fiftymcnasty: "Doesnt seem very hard" - James Turner
Arikell: oof
ravenlord_xix: retry
TXC2: so close
oyleslyck: Retry so close
traveller800: he is definately trying for the first time...the last attempt was a fever dream
Rahserat: keep moving around. the game tends to punish standing still
jadedcynic: @incslayer "Hell is forever" [citation_needed] ;)
Rahserat: nice
QuantumTwitch: nice
Halvhir: Nicely done
Brefin: Nice!
fiftymcnasty: that panic shooting
TXC2: first try
creasehearst: it's one of the better runes for glory kills, and the various level challenges involving those
oyleslyck: EZ first try
jadedcynic: EZ game, EZ life
incslayer: "Hell is Forever" - Said by Incslayer 2019 in a twitch chat for lulz
azureHaights: ez game 4 demonz
incslayer: there you go @jadedcynic now you have a citation :P
Rahserat: I got here pretty late. Did James jump into the lava yet?
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terribletractors: @Rahserat Sure did
creasehearst: you walked into a crate
head_cannon: @Rahserat Yep!
TheWarbo: Rahserat he jumped into molten metal that looked like lava. Does that count?
Brefin: Lol Hayden didn't even try to stop you that lens
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Rahserat: hell yeah, it does.
Ammondale: "safe"
creasehearst: well, we just did, so obviously we can
incslayer: i find it hilarious that they dont have spares
JediTransmit: The dialogue is just *chef kiss*
QuantumTwitch: Dex
Stoffern: Well mostly its the lack of dialogue thats chef kiss
fiftymcnasty: Shows you all the secrets really
creasehearst: the last one shows you all collectibles on the map when you start the level
Brefin: Well each lens system is probably like $2 million to make. So you can't really have a spare lens of the right size handy if you think they'll last a good long time
creasehearst: go back up to the second lens you broke
TheWarbo: I feel like the dialog is written expecting the player to say things like "Of course I can; I just did" in response
TheWarbo: (which is good)
creasehearst: there's a door you can go through
head_cannon: @Stoffern The animations during those smashing sequences really convey Doomguy's character, without a single word being spoken.
terribletractors: Go to the room with the rune
terribletractors: The other square door
terribletractors: It's closed but you can force it open
jadedcynic: alex must LOVE such effective implicit sotrytelling...
creasehearst: the door beside the hole you crawled up
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terribletractors: Yeah, the other guy explained it better; it's hole you climb out of
terribletractors: There's a door you can force open
terribletractors: it's the hole*
ImKevinTheShark: This guy has got no chill. Why not just talk calmly with the demons, im sure their reasons are justifiable
terribletractors: Ayy, we did it
terribletractors: Now it's time for absolutely no chill
terribletractors: Unless he doesn't grab the berserk LUL
creasehearst: why go berserk, when he can go gunzerk :P
terribletractors: Good point
azureHaights: @creasehearst Ber-zooka
Crad0k: at the back
creasehearst: straight ahead
TheWarbo: and that panic is why you some people we saying they switch to increased stagger duratin
Stoffern: Anyone else got a few moments of video freeze with continuing audio during that fight?
The_Kraken19: Yup
terribletractors: Yes
TXC2: Stoffern yeap
TheWarbo: yeah
creasehearst: yup
Crad0k: Stoffern a few times now, yeah
TheWarbo: expose all sekrits?
terribletractors: Makes you run faster LUL
The_Kraken19: James are you dropping frames?
QuantumTwitch: scanner
creasehearst: the level is almost over
fiftymcnasty: Yeah you missed it
creasehearst: the automap is in the big tower thing, where you broke the first lens
ritchards: !next
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TXC2: What kind of Berserk is this were we can still use doors?
terribletractors: PUNCH
TheWarbo: you got the third suit upgrade, were you wanting to get the map upgrade that would put the automap on the map?
JediTransmit: That knuckle crack
incslayer: we have disabled the argent eneregy system
terribletractors: OR HAVE WE
TXC2: "I've unlocked more demon killing"
azureHaights: Objective: pierce Olivia Kill
terribletractors: Kappa \m/
QuantumTwitch: Thanks it was nice
head_cannon: Next time is Argent Tower, the best level in the game.
terribletractors: @head_cannon cmonBruh
TXC2: !next
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TXC2: !events
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ArcOfTheConclave: Next Friday has been called!
terribletractors: GG
rocketjohn: more frames....
TXC2: !time
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TXC2: it's in 3 hours james
EvilBadman: 3.5 hours
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Mewyabby: Mew mew mew
TheWarbo: oooh
TheWarbo: WAR draft yay!
TXC2: Hello Mewyabby welcome
Mewyabby: Oh no, did I raid the end of the stream?
TheWarbo: you did :-(
ritchards: ~whichcord
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TXC2: bye
Stoffern: bai
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
beowuuf: shame can't watch afk live, got the game on kickstarter, can't wait to see them play it!
beowuuf: night txc2
cheetoJack: !advice
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cheetoJack: work has been A Thing™ today
PhoenixMelior: I've been hella busy, it's great
cheetoJack: that's good
DarkMorford: I've spent the last half-hour or so trying to remember what the XY Problem was called. >_>
cheetoJack: the XY problem?
PhoenixMelior: here I was worried I wouldn't be able to get this package back until Friday, but I got a hold of the QC engineer that works at the speed of sound
DarkMorford: Also formulating a quite-unhappy email in my head to the apartment complex regarding the building contractors they're using.