control_rig: Secret: Get
Gary_Number_427: "Infiltrate"
Gary_Number_427: Riiiight
control_rig: They didn't say "quietly"
masta2505: Stealthy as an elephant on Shrooms
Gary_Number_427: I mean, I guess that's fair.
Crad0k: you might want to push checkpoint back a bit, you're going to want to open up that door :-)
CaffeinatedLemur: Doom 2016 is surprisingly OSHA compliant as far as OSHA Man is concerned
masta2505: And, WTH are safe levels of demonic presence?
CaffeinatedLemur: proper handrails
control_rig: It's like that old Kane and Crowthore skit
Myrniss: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
karmakamikaze: Did he just say BFG development?
CaffeinatedLemur: proper barrel and hazmat storage mostly
Stoffern: Can you get a doctorate in BFG research?
CaffeinatedLemur: and proper lockdown and warning procedure
creasehearst: not yet
Amentur: Not in here
klaxxxon: not. yet.
Crad0k: not here, keep killing stuff
ChroniclerC: Just a tease, I suppose.
ekimekim: you can't actually miss the BFG, so don't worry too much
Gary_Number_427: C'mere torso!
control_rig: Corpse: Get
Taveena: It's good to keep track of your corpses.
AgentMagicMaster: "Just gonna shove this body in my pocket"
Gary_Number_427: Just strapped to your back like Yoda.
creasehearst: and now the gauntlet
mrshazboto: Eyyy. with my new job and schedule I'm actually able to catch streams live now. This was probably me favorite game to come out of 2016 <3
mrshazboto: I...am not sure this was intended
RebekahWSD: Terrifying!
control_rig: Silly security system
Joda011980: jumping puzzel
ekimekim: this is intended
ekimekim: but i'm surprised he got it first try
control_rig: No you were right
CaffeinatedLemur: shoot the red lights under the laser grid
control_rig: They're making fun of jumping puzzles
Amentur: The red lights are key
ekimekim: where have you seen those red joints before?
Kerrisis: Shoot the red things underneath the laser grid.
Stoffern: I bet someone installed that lower laser grid...then someone else asked "What if they just jump on top of the box?"
nhan1962512: Wow
AwkwardBirb: @Stoffern "Why aren't we just gassing the whole chamber?"
Gary_Number_427: Hooray!
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
control_rig: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah
nullrush: a lot of security on that thing for good reason
Gary_Number_427: It's a great big gun!
Mivair: B! F! G!
control_rig: Bee Eff Geeeeeee
Kerrisis: Congrats on your BFG!
mrshazboto: My dumb ass didn't think to jump to those platforms...
creasehearst: and also limited ammo, like the chainsaw
Mivair: the Beefgee
TheGreenMonster450: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
AwkwardBirb: It's so dangerous, we had to separate it from the other guns
masta2505: "Checkpoint reached"
I_Am_Clockwork: it's to big to fit in the normal weapon slot
vegetalss4: Maybe they are @AwkwardBirb Doom Marine's suit is closed enough to let him survive unprotected on mars after all.
timiam: Well that was cool
Taveena: That... is indeed a big lrrEFF ing gun.
ImKevinTheShark: Stand by for your aperture science chunk of regularly scheduled deadly neurotoxin
Morrigan9: adequate
Mivair: SURE WAS
Gary_Number_427: Yay! lrrGOAT
klaxxxon: GG
Havtorn_Epsilon: I wonder how day-1 orientation at this place is. "Welcome, Scientist! So, just so you know, Hell is real and we're using it for fuel. Try not to let the demons out""
Amentur: Good ending elfunkChunk
TheMerricat: Checkpoint reached, now time to chillpoint!
SajuukSjet: >D
control_rig: Satisfying ending
Brok3nGol3m: elfunkChunk
flikerz1: out with a bang
TXC2: ah looks like I cam back at the right time :p
TehAmelie: good show, old boy
TXC2: *came
CaffeinatedLemur: lrrFINE
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (40s from now).
ImKevinTheShark: Damn I love that gun
red_shoes_jeff: Hi James bye James
Gary_Number_427: Dewm!
TXC2: !events
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TXC2: if it's Heather and Beej surely it's just Nintendopoint? Kappa
ImKevinTheShark: I don't think he's feeling great. He just tweeted about it
TheSpindash: James bat time, James bat channel.
red_shoes_jeff: Same James time, same James channel!
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TXC2: !patreon
Lithobraker: !next
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red_shoes_jeff: @TheSpindash benginFingers
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: bye
ImKevinTheShark waves
Pteraspidomorphi: No Jamespoint? I'm slightly disappointed
Pteraspidomorphi: How is Doom progressing?
devil_dan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
orbitaltuna: he is knee deep in the doot
Gary_Number_427: A BFG was just acquired @Pteraspidomorphi
Amentur: Big Dooting Gun has been got
ImKevinTheShark: Yup. He has the Bio-Force Gun
Pteraspidomorphi: Nice
Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Hack into yourself and eliminate the virus.
RassilonDND: this seems like an appropriate mod for checkpoint
RassilonDND: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:03:38.
ggodopaste: anyone else getting "Network Error" but chat still works?
SalsaDraugur: It just says that the stream is offline for me
devil_dan: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
TXC2: what's the message?
TXC2: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #228: "I'm in a dark void!" —Graham [2015-05-04]
TXC2: big mood
RassilonDND: broadcast ended message for me
jdarr5000: Hmm either way its time for james to hunt lunch and for some points to be checked
Solahwin_Tampramain: yep thats a mood alright
Drasvin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
MostCallMe__Tim: !quote late
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ggodopaste: huh. ok, must be mobile app being screwy.
TheWooglie: I see nothing
EvilBadman: It's a Chillpoint this day
TXC2: !findquote late
LRRbot: Quote #4746: "I feel like if you can't remember putting the helmet on, you probably put it on too late." —Paul [2018-03-03]
Solahwin_Tampramain: title update?
TXC2: ch ch chillpoint!
Decaped: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
Metric_Furlong: signal
TXC2: CONTACT
masta2505: Engage!
mtvcdm: Hi Beej, hi Heather!
RassilonDND: mobile is acting real weird
Metric_Furlong: main screen turn on
Riandisa: xivCactuar
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Beej and Heather are chatting about some video game news in this weeks ChillPoint! | http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1124042738746515456
Metric_Furlong: soon: Derrys
cuttlefishman: So
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
cuttlefishman: Chillpoint
cuttlefishman: Chillpoint means... we get to ask about Nintendo
cuttlefishman: and ships
KinoGami: i'm confused
Metric_Furlong: (they're not hosting because they like you or anything)
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
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hoktauri: Almost 4 sub babies
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TXC2: so the Heather and beej stream team name is just: The Derrys ?
masta2505: So, Treejs evil plan is taking off, first he replaced Graham in Checkpoint with his Puppet, and now even Kathleen!
cuttlefishman: Is the Great Fox or the King of Red Lions a better ship?
margieargie: Ooooh, I thought it felt chilly around here...
Pteraspidomorphi: Why is twitch so bad at staying on my manually selected resolution lately? This didn't use to be a problem
TXC2: Here we GO!
Pteraspidomorphi: Requires a full website refresh sometimes
TheAinMAP: katesAir
TXC2: I DID pay today :P
Armstrong11139: Featuring: None of the people you're about to see
Nightvalien28: holy snaps you guys look amazing, these coats look great
Gary_Number_427: Yay! lrrGOAT
Alness49: Wait, we paid?
Riandisa: Good afternoon Heather & Beej
Taveena: He's invisi-paul!
mtvcdm: !clip
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Nightvalien28: heather looks so cool
TXC2: Hello Heather and Beej
red_shoes_jeff: What're you guys doing here? Could've done this from your house.
margieargie: Ah, yes, all my 16 cents US going to LRR today paid for this!
ThingsOnMyStream: Yay, looking dapper!
Amentur: Hello Heather and Beej. Thank you Paul lrrHEART
TXC2: Hi paul
lare291: Hey
Alness49: It's Derry and Derry, Investigative Journalists!
ImKevinTheShark: That it remarkably stylish. Looks good on you
devil_dan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (12m ago).
TXC2: yes, Because people can just force Heather out of the streaming Office Kappa
TheMerricat: I just realized this isn't the other studio!!! bleedpurple100 bonus10 De Derry's take over!
offbeatwitch: is kathleen away this week? her twitter is v empty
Taveena: Also homophobic slurs!
TXC2: well that's only 20 years too late :P
margieargie: Ah, potato aim, with your potato gun?
mtvcdm: What if you actually said "Hey profanity"?
cuttlefishman: Potatoes are a delight
lare291: Hey <profanity>
Invitare: What's "tater" precious?
Alness49: Who the heck says "Potato Aim"?
TheSpindash: Potatoes are contingent are their preparation
KinoGami: "a colourful metaphor on you!"
TXC2: <Expletive Deleted>
margieargie: Hey [EXPLETIVE DELETED]
cuttlefishman: As a maritimer, potatoes are great
Robot_Bones: I have heard the Potato Aim comment before
offbeatwitch: "What, you egg!"
red_shoes_jeff: I figure potatoes would have amazing aim, what with all the eyes...
AwkwardBirb: Dangit Turkeygobbler, I can't believe you spontooned my team so much.
offbeatwitch: [stabs]
jonasjonIV: Hey potato! Potato potato elbow.
Taveena: To be fair, "Cuckold" was an Shakespearian insult, and look where that got us. ;-;
NimrodXIV: your mother is a potato!
Alness49: "A Pox on thee, and a pox upon the payload!"
orbitaltuna: you gutter crawling cur
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Brok3nGol3m: "get thee to an infirmary, for thou be poxed"
Amentur: Hey potato aim, that was some serious <profanity>
orbitaltuna: you shoot like a dairy farmer
Lithobraker: Can we just go Fantastic Mr. Fox? You are so cussing bad at this game. Cuss you. Ect
ImKevinTheShark: Have you ever used a potato gun? They can shoot pretty good
KinoGami: "I bite my thumb at thee!"
red_shoes_jeff: Somebody call for COOLDUDE MCJEFF?
Invitare: Hey <profanity> that was some potato aim, fellow human
TheMerricat: Dear Sir. I am contacting you to register my concern with your lack of coordination and failure to adequately hit the target. Respectfully improve yourself before challenging me again. Sincerely xXXxLaPutaSlayer42069XXx
lare291: I'll just start using <profanity> as an insult
NimrodXIV: fork
backdoorshadydealer: your mom is very disappointed in you!
thegreatwyrdling: It's Beej and Heather!
TheWooglie: Fracking
Robot_Bones: Yeah Agreed be creative with your trash talk
ImKevinTheShark: I'm just imagining when Graham did the late night dub fight from the Microsoft Advert. THAT
FeatOfTheGround: It's not the profane nature of your words that offend me, it's the lack of creativity displayed
TXC2: backdoorshadydealer that's the nuclear option
Alness49: "Hey, Lee Harvey Oswald, why don't you try a tank once in a while?"
Robot_Bones: Forking Bullshit
thatguy575: you shoot like a dairy farmer. how appropriate, you get shoot like a cow
Robot_Bones: bullshirt
Invitare: instead of "bg", say "gg" but sarcastically
Gnyrinn: Mix and match: Use swears from Yiddish, Russian, German, or any other language you're vaguely familiar with.
mtvcdm: But what if I want to drive cars off the road? What if this is Mario Kart?
Kerrisis: @alness49 LOL
AwkwardBirb: "I'm not in your country, you goofus."
lare291: Get out of my lawn!
Gary_Number_427: Get your electronic presence out of my physical area!
Nightvalien28: depends on the game match making
TheMerricat: Plus most countries would prefer that you have a K:D below 1.
Invitare: do most trash talkers ever sound smart?
Papperslappen: Gnyrinn extra credit, only swear in dead languages like Hittite, Biblical Hebrew or Gothic
TXC2: not really no
SalsaDraugur: I should take notes, the best insult I've used it calling someone a "Special sauce reject"
AwkwardBirb: @TheMerricat oh crap *mind blown*
Alness49: "Anything to declare" "My K/D ratio is above 1" "Sorry, sir, we're looking for supports"
TXC2: maybe we should just stop insulting people full stop? :P
Gnyrinn: Indeed, @Papperslappen
Nightvalien28: what game is this
KinoGami: Nightvalien28 xbox live
TheMerricat: @Nightvalien28 Xbox Live.
Nightvalien28: of course
Invitare: lets all move on with our lives, and stop trash talking
Gary_Number_427: The stuff of legend.
TXC2: !addquote (Beej) [now] Just be shitty, but not in a way that makes you shitty.
LRRbot: New quote #6027: "Just be shitty, but not in a way that makes you shitty." —Beej [2019-05-02]
Amentur: No kills at no deaths is both 0 and 1 k/d? I need to ask a math person for that one
Papperslappen: CUSK ASSBIEFFEF
lare291: Trash talk in a game should be done in a way that doesn't make them not your friend after the game
devil_dan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (18m ago).
Nightvalien28: you are lucky by the way
IncredibleFrown: is that where the screaming seahawks are
ImKevinTheShark: Be Generally shitty, instead of specifically shitty
Lithobraker: !findquote seacliff
thatguy575: get into the sea?
Stoffern: streaming for ants?
Gary_Number_427: !quote sea
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Alness49: What is this, a stream for Ants?
Invitare: "Go and live in the woods"
tehlordofelves: !findqoute cliff
Kerrisis: "Hey Laser Lips! your momma was a snowblower!"
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun the problem you forget is that you and most of LRR are familiar with improv, while most of the ragekids on Xbox Live are reaching to just be able to repeat the bad words they heard their dad say.
tehlordofelves: !findquote cliff
LRRbot: Quote #4111: "I hope yuo fall off of a sea cliff" —isochronic_420, MTGO opponent [2017-03-16]
tehlordofelves: there it is
wildpeaks: the typo is the cherry on top
Alness49: Well let's be fair, you can play Sega Genesis ANYWHERE. They've not been shy about re-releasing them
Invitare: Yuo doesn't deserve that
cheetoJack: what is cloud gaming anyway
TheMerricat: isocrhronic. I didn't realize there was an ISO for that.
tehlordofelves: that's why i believe they have a cross-stitch of it in the moonbase
AwkwardBirb: now if only our internet was better
TheMerricat: @cheetoJack an expensive joke to ensure we are always renting our entertainment.
Gary_Number_427: Maybe Our Corporate Overlords will fund better infrastructure for better interent so they can sell more things!
wildpeaks: and that they have to keep paying if they want to play something because they don't own anything anymore
Papperslappen: found the seacliff clip https://clips.twitch.tv/ProductiveConcernedWrenMVGame
Gary_Number_427: "interent" Hmm.
mtvcdm: Hey, what up it's your boy here again in Rapture...
TheMerricat: poor Isochronic, he's legend now.
Arikell: sub streaming seems like it would be fun. probably a technical nightmare though
Dared00: Nintendo is already going into streaming in Japan, that's how they got AC: Odyssey and RE7
Amentur: The problem in most places will still be having a good AND constant connection to the internet
TXC2: TheMerricat and they'll never know
SajuukSjet: I want my install files, damnit!
offbeatwitch: if you're anywhere outside of high density areas you probably have Not Great Internet
Robot_Bones: Yeah my parents an hour out of the city where I live have horrible options for streaming internet
Magnumsrule: hi
ChuckSplatt: That's true for any platform that wants to go all streaming. THey will inherently exclude a lot of people who don't have access to good broadband
lare291: Can't we just not do capitalism?
TXC2: the UK had a Massive home gaming scene in the 80's
Magnumsrule: intellivision?
TheMerricat: @Robot_Bones I live IN a city in the US, and I still have shitty options for internet.
Alness49: Yeah, we never really got the "Atari Crash" here so gaming was still big (comparatively)
ThingsOnMyStream: I feel like "Netflix but for x" is starting to be a real red flag on any startup business plan
SajuukSjet: are they doing licensing too? or how are they not going to get sued into the ground?
ImKevinTheShark: Being in the UK, the reason the pirating is so high is that most things are incredibly difficult to get hold of legitimately. Which is sad. I wish more legitimate ways are available
hoktauri: But Beej, Jill of the Jungle!
chi7891: Audio sync is really bad for me
mtvcdm: My sync is fine.
Magnumsrule: ^
TXC2: chi7891 try refreshing
chi7891: It was on my end
chi7891: Thx
Gary_Number_427: Ooooh, neat!
thisismyemankcin: What are we talking about?
EvilBadman: @ThingsOnMyStream It is the only way they can convince people to give them money nowadays. Or a major one.
wildpeaks: Baba is Great and Pain
dialMforMara: Baba is You is so clever and so cute and so frustrating
Nightvalien28: baba is WIN
dialMforMara: @Nightvalien28 baba is ragequit
AwkwardBirb: Wish I was better at Baba is You.
Gary_Number_427: Someday I will have a Baba is You.
Nightvalien28: dialMforMara haha indeed
dialMforMara: I have access to the final level and no idea what to do
Gary_Number_427: !explain Beej
wildpeaks: one cannot explain Beej
tehlordofelves: Cox can go ef themselves
Nightvalien28: that sounds horrible
chi7891: !findquote elite
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
wildpeaks: wow
TXC2: Hello james
Magnumsrule: have we talked about the epic games assimilation of psyonix or no?
chi7891: !Findquote gamer
LRRbot: Quote #5461: "That's what gamers like: realism." —Adam [2018-10-30]
Amentur: Wow
NimrodXIV: slick!
cheetoJack: That's an elite gamer
Cepsys: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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margieargie: Speaking of elite gamers...
chi7891: HOT
TheSpindash: James is my favorite character in Ghost Trick
EvilBadman: toe to tip, james is an elite gamer
SajuukSjet: from the article.... the $14.99-per-month subscription promises to “automatically find a faster path for your PC game data.”
Pteraspidomorphi: Argh
cheetoJack: (spoilers it screws with net neutrality in most ways)
NimrodXIV: uh huh
TheMerricat: You are essentially paying for a non-encrypting VPN connection
lare291: Capitalism pls
AwkwardBirb: Yeah that definitely screws with NN, and also regardless, sounds like a scam.
TheSpindash: Do your best, little router!
Glodenox: There's no such thing as a fast-pass on the backbones...
cuttlefishman: Wait
Gary_Number_427: Pay us extra money for better service. This totally doesn't violate Net Neutrality, we promise!
cuttlefishman: Who is that handsome person in the background
TheMerricat: @cheetoJack actually it really doesn't. It just isn't anywhere near as effective as they are trying to make it out to be.
azlan121: eeh, if they can essentially do circuit switching to the backbone then it makes sense
TXC2: cuttlefishman that Semaj Kappa
TheMerricat: Essentially WTF has its own backbone that you are paying to get access to.
A_Catastrophic_Success: Is James just here to be chill?
masta2505: That guy in the background looks like someone who comes into the office and yells "What's up M*therf*ckers"
TXC2: My last name is cox, so this story is weirding me out :P
Pteraspidomorphi: But if it's for specific remote endpoints it does violate net neutrality
Akaiatana: I think it's like google maps flagging high congestion roads
Astra7525: Great. It's Fastlanes for the internet
Welbog: Everyone is dapper.
Gary_Number_427: @A_Catastrophic_Success James is upping the general level of chill by looking so nice.
Astra7525: and by great I mean: Not great
Stoffern: But net neutrality is dead anyway, isnt it?
Pteraspidomorphi: It's the law in europe ;)
Nightvalien28: I can tell a bunch of pubg and fortnite kids will pay for it
TheMerricat: The thing is Cox is just reselling access to another companies faster backbone, that's not NN violating.
lare291: You know, isn't it weird how capitalism is supposedly a good system but you need tons of rules and laws to stop it from getting to its logical conclusion?
A_Catastrophic_Success: Well without the sunglasses he is 20% less chill
Lithobraker: It's no more pay to win than buying a better computer so you can play at a higher frame rate.
Robot_Bones: Clear as purple crayon
GDwarf: Net Neutrality has been repealed in the US, yes
TXC2: it's back on the docket
Cepsys: US did, yes
Decaped: lower ping for money is one of the things i actually agree with. Bandwidth should be optimized.
Welbog: Dickass
cuttlefishman: <profanity>
TheMerricat: The other thing to remember is since it's just a VPN connection - it won't work unless you are running the software on your PC and the game sends it's traffic through that pipe.
Gary_Number_427: Pai was always there, and always a Dickass.
7gorobei: the dem congress is trying to reinstate net neutrality
Smapdi_Flaffermann: He IS a dickass. Giant mug notwithstanding.
SajuukSjet: California passed it, and a couple other states
TheSpindash: Is it my imagination, or is the audio just sliiiiiiiightly slower than the video?
SajuukSjet: so now the companies WANT a law, because fractured markets
AwkwardBirb: Ajit is also kind of a conflict of interest, being ex-Verizon.
TheMerricat: @TheSpindash it's OK on my end, you may have subtle conection issues.
azlan121: I don't think it violates NN principles really, provided it does what it does in an agnostic way and doesn't favour random endpoints
TheSpindash: Hmmm
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TXC2: azlan121 that a big if
frnknstn: The interconnections between networks are not neutral or unlimited. If this company has is paying other companies to have better connections to their networks, the product can work.
Arikell: I feel like cH Paul provides this service via folding spacetime to physically reduce connection distances.
TheMerricat: @azlan121 essentially WTF have servers that are colocated near where most server hubs are located.
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Gary_Number_427: Sanic!
ImKevinTheShark: I will pay to shorten the distances, by buying snacks and drinks and having a LAN party
Nightvalien28: please no
thegreatwyrdling: TEETH
Dared00: TEETH
hoktauri: golf clap
seth_erickson: Good old Jim Carrey
Amentur: TEETH
Brok3nGol3m: katesWa katesOw
waZelda: It's...... yeah
Kerrisis: Jesus, the teeth...
TXC2: it's horrible
mtvcdm: It's a Thing, yes. What is the thing masquerading as Sonic?
Gary_Number_427: I haven't watched the trailer, and never will!
Call_me_Kaye: Saaaaaaanic callllllliiiiiing
TheSpindash: The character looks like crap, but the actual movie looks like standard kids movie fare.
coachNelly: That was a segue and a half
Stoffern: Thats not the only thing thats wrong about it
Alness49: Jim Carry's Sonic Movie starring Jim Carry as Jim Carry
Scar_Red_Tiger: *chef kiss*
mtvcdm: HE HAS FUR ON HIS HANDS INSTEAD OF GLOVES
dialMforMara: I'm just unhappy because Jim Carrey is still playing creepy middle-aged men
TXC2: yeah to be fair Jim Carry looks fine in it
lare291: TEETH
Lithobraker: TEETH
red_shoes_jeff: TEETH
thegreatwyrdling: TEETH
Taveena: TEETH
wildpeaks: TEETH
flikerz1: 1
BlueMechanic: I'm still trying to process why they chose to use Gangster's Paradise in the trailer
Call_me_Kaye: TEETH
flikerz1: TEETH
cheetoJack: no heather why
jonasjonIV: TEETH
Amentur: lrrCREEPL TEETH lrrCREEPR
TheMerricat: One awesome thing that came out of the Sonic trailer is Movie Bob finally was able to complete his Smash Bro's trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8hfIdukd3g
azlan121: because 90's
KinoGami: because 90's
TheSpindash: Because Paramount doesn't know what the hell they're doing with family movies
Sektor88: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR TEETH
Alness49: Because the 90s, Beej.
wildpeaks: because 90s nostalgia
Cepsys: marketing is weird
TXC2: Akaiatana WHY?!
Invitare: the trailer was a mystery on many levels
Decaped: it has gangsta's paradise because you're talkinga bout it having gangsta's paradise
Retrochiguire: because 90's lol
dialMforMara: if you can't get the rights to City Escape, there are so many better options
TheSpindash: This is the studio that brought us Monster Trucks and Ninja Turtles
Stoffern: Yeah Jim Carrey is the ONLY thing that seems to work in that trailer
Pteraspidomorphi: They did
CaptainSpam: I don't think anybody knows ANYTHING concerning "why" about the Sonic movie.
NimrodXIV: theydid
Astra7525: Can you even prevent someone from parodying you?
Amentur: Akaiatana ..... why?
waZelda: Jim Carrey, the movie. Guest starring Sonic
Nightvalien28: some dumb CEO heard it for a second and thought it was good
mtvcdm: It's a Video Game Movie.
MehallD: @Astra7525 No, but Weird Al always seeks consent
NimrodXIV: ^
KinoGami: Astra7525 technically no, but al wants to be on good terms with people
Astra7525: Good guy Weird Al
Kerrisis: Also, Sonis is not an alien. He's a hedgehog.
thegreatwyrdling: Been spending most their lives Livin' in a Sonics paradise
CataclysmicReverb: I think it's the consequence of someone having nostalgia for the Super Mario 90s movie
CaptainSpam: Okay, to be fair, canon Sonic is also stupidly weird...
richard_ermen: It´s a bad trailer for a bad movie, but it fits the state of the sonic francise to a tee.
Zappeljakob: Jim Carrey looks GREAT as Robotnik
Kramburger: Jim Carey's going to do his back in carrying that whole movie
TheSpindash: Sonic looks like a motion capture child
Nightvalien28: I wish robotnik wasn't anti vaxxer jim carry
Taveena: I've heard the new Sonic described as just looking like a child in cheap footie pajamas.
Kerrisis: Sonic has officially been Transformered.
Riandisa: Hollywood: "This is the way it has to be and look." Sega: "Um....ok, whatever"
MehallD: @Astra7525 There's no beatles parodies from Weird Al, because McCartney won't okay anything that's not in line with his vegertarian lifestyle, and all of the ideas Al has had are food jokes that typically involve meat
red_shoes_jeff: I'm gonna see it. I don't wanna give them my money, but that's what the points card is for.
Skasher4430: cheer1000 :p
orbitaltuna: he looks more like a sonic fanatic's fursona
TheMerricat: Actually while Weird Al is normally safe, there are many of his songs that wouldn't count enough as parody legally, which is why he almost always gets permission anyway.
Pteraspidomorphi: They... did the math?
Alness49: Don't... Hospitals have emergency geneators for that?
ReydienOnline: also the part where an emp strong enough to reach that far, anything within like 100 miles would be REALLY bad
waZelda: People are good at figuring out weird facts
Gary_Number_427: Casual Baby Murder!
CaptainSpam: @mehalld Which is weird, Al himself is a vegetarian...
Akaiatana: hospitals have generators.
KinoGami: MehallD which is funny since al himself is also now a vegetarian
Riandisa: Apparently they'd at one point asked Yuji Naka if he'd like to be in the film like a background char but he forgot and they never got back to him.
Kramburger: It was the Movies subreddit, not the darkweb
wildpeaks: this is.. a sentence
red_shoes_jeff: Only villains do that!
Gary_Number_427: Don't Fuck the Eggman
dialMforMara: he is the eggman, we are the walrus
MollyLewis: Oh, this is the Beej experience I've heard so much about
mtvcdm: That's a sentence Beej said.
Gnyrinn: “Jim Carrey stars in Dr. Eggman, featuring Fblthb as Sonic the Hedgehog” is a much more interesting movie.
Astra7525: Sonic Implies
wildpeaks: we sure all experienced that
TXC2: I mean Jim Carry's wife is an Anti-vaxxer, so fucking jim-carry is probably super unsafe
Amentur: Sonic suggests is art
Alness49: Well, you don't know what you get from effing Jim Carry, dude was an anti-vaxxer
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh, the one by Hideo Kojima
m0nkeyrama: Sonic Suggests seabatTROG
waZelda: The Sonic model in the trailer looks so much like Sonic suggests
Lieutenant_Bonerdongs: I'm excited to see it. I'm going to watch it as it's own thing. If it's good, great. If it's not, wouldn't be the first time. They're not destroying your childhood. It's it's own thing.
red_shoes_jeff: He's the fastest thing alive.
TheMerricat: @Alness49 EMP pulses blow out electronics, doesn't matter if you have a backup generator if the equipment is still fried.
CataclysmicReverb: The one where 3 Sonics form a band, or the one with the Racoon princess?
Pteraspidomorphi: Horrified fascination
AwkwardBirb: Meanwhile Detective Pikachu looks super intriguing.
mtvcdm: I love how Detective Pikachu trended in sympathy because people were apologizing to THAT trailer after watching the Sonic trailer.
Lithobraker: It looked more like that his small EMP damaged the electric grid leading to a cascading blackout. In which case the hopsitals have backup generators.
TXC2: yeap Sonic is this year's Venom
Decaped: it reminds me of that terrible robot dog movie
FeatOfTheGround: Sales pitch: we're gonna make the worst thing that everyone will need to see
wildpeaks: naw not gonna go see it
Juliamon: CataclysmicReverb Squirrel princess.
Lithobraker: EAT TRASH! BE FREE!
red_shoes_jeff: Yay theatre points cards!
seth_erickson: Is this worse or better than the new Aladdin
TXC2: Det Pikachu is in like 2 weeks
hoktauri: I can guarantee I won't be going to go see it
mtvcdm: Woooooooow
Decaped: more porn!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: HA
ImKevinTheShark: This is on the same level as the Original Mario Bros. Movie
CataclysmicReverb: @Juliamon Thanks! I only got to see like 2 eps of it
Taveena: "A sex game is being made. That's the story."
Armstrong11139: The segues this stream are something else
Lithobraker: Eat Ass! Be Free
Alness49: That's a lot of thirsty backers
thegreatwyrdling: Is it a furry game?
Gary_Number_427: I will unironically watch Detective Pikachu. Have no interest in throwing money at the continuing dumpster fire that is Sanic.
richard_ermen: The Mass Effect porn game.
TXC2: Gods Damn heather is on Fire with these Segues
richard_ermen: Subverse.
TheSpindash: *wince*
TXC2: but why?
Nightvalien28: big yikes
richard_ermen: @TXC2 Because there is a market for everything in capitalism ;)
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, some videogames are
The_Passerby: There is a market demand, and that demand will be filled.
Akaiatana: LISTEN TO HEATHER, DAVID CAGE
Sektor88: Hideo Kojima disagrees, hodor lrrBEEJ
Gary_Number_427: Was disappointed Subverse is supposed to be based on Mass Effect and has no queer romances. Also, unironic use of "waifus".
CaptainSpam: Come on, why not just some good old wholesome porn with video game ch... er... wait, I should rephrase that...
Amentur: David Cage has lots to learn from the latest Mortal Kombat games
waZelda: Right now, video is buffering and I am only reading the comments. It is a weird experience
mtvcdm: (Note: We're trying to retire the Hodor nickname. She wishes to be called Heather.)
FeatOfTheGround: "Quality"
richard_ermen: !quote hentai
Metric_Furlong: today's the day 'don't kinkshame' faces a challenge
Gary_Number_427: !findquote hentai
LRRbot: Quote #4360: "Don't come to me for recommendations for your hentai." —Beej [2017-09-15]
CataclysmicReverb: You want !findquote @richard_ermen
richard_ermen: @CataclysmicReverb thx guys ^^
The_Passerby: Edgy porn, sigh.
lare291: Don't kinkshame, but there are some things that are not kinks and instead just fucked up shit
TheMerricat: You know, I've only caught MK11 on Youtube, but it actually seems as if it was a good 'video game movie'
Astra7525: bwahahah
Taveena: "You know the problem with Mass Effect was that it's NOT HORNY ENOUGH"
Gary_Number_427: The different flavors if Disappointment Sherbert.
red_shoes_jeff: RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
TXC2: MK11 would be great if it weren't for the microtranactions and Ronda Rousy
richard_ermen: People were REALLY salty about original Mass Effect 3 and its ending xD
Kerrisis: Isn't this entire show bout "shit that doesn't matter"?
Pteraspidomorphi: They paid the $100
Metric_Furlong: people mad? about shit that doesn'tt matter? on the internet?!
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Aigarius: Sure, I like my "hentai" endings be in different colors ... Medic!
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AwkwardBirb: I missed it. Was too busy being disappointed with Bioshock Infinite.
Laurreth: did you know that Molyneux is still selling Godus as early access after four years without updates? :-D
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Metric_Furlong in this economy?!?!
Gary_Number_427: Phrasing!
waZelda: Phrasing
azlan121: phrasing?
wildpeaks: sir
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Laurreth i did not know that. Thanks Internet!
Cepsys: well done Beej
Gary_Number_427: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
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accountmadeforants: benginPun
TXC2: I feel like you can just make the statement "we dont want abuse"
Sektor88: teehee, hardon
Astra7525: oh no
chi7891: This is the first I’ve seen Beej and Heather stream together.
FeatOfTheGround: Creative Economics
wildpeaks: lrrbot knows
streamerage13: <message deleted>tell me how to finger a girl ????? I want to know pls pls tell me
Sektor88: @chi7891 They did before, in the long long time ago, at the dawn of LRR streams
Kazman20a: don't worry Epic games will buy them out for an exclusive right after funding closes
richard_ermen: What about Dead or Alive?
TheMerricat: @chi7891 they had a bonus nintendo steam early this week
SydPreviouslyHeadache: whiplash
streamerage13: <message deleted>b00bs
CataclysmicReverb: toneshift fine, "hard toneshift" maybe not?
The_Passerby: I leave for a second, and StudioFOW has a sub here?
TXC2: feeling punchy today
The_Passerby: What happened?
Astra7525: Story about their newest game happend
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh
Earthenone: they were mentioned on air
TheMerricat: They will need both the app and an account with the Pokémon Trainer Club.
TheSpindash: Pokemon is... slightly insufferable in their processes of acquiring promotional monsters
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh shiny eevee is grey
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i love it
Aigarius: is it a Detective Pikachu promotion related? or any other poke-promotions?
Jorge4hg: I'm so pumped for detective pikachu
TheMerricat: Marketing app, wonder how much geolocation info it leaks to the maker.
AwkwardBirb: it definitely sounds like more steps are involved
Aigarius: app can have a location detector as well
Astra7525: Download a phone app. Ignore the back-channel where it siphons off all your data
wildpeaks: ^
FeatOfTheGround: A pokeball shaped QR code
warpspeed365: Yo!
TXC2: Detective Pikachu is either utter dog shit or the movie of the Decade and nothing in between
warpspeed365: @txc2 indeed
Astra7525: I'm sooo tired of Websites putting out dedicated Phone apps instead of having their site use a responsive design that workd on mobile
TheSpindash: @TXC2 Isn't that the internet's opinion regarding anything?
TheMerricat: more swag
TXC2: TheSpindash touché
waZelda: Third base!
Lightningbro: Who's on First?!
warpspeed365: Any anime recommendations heather and beej?
chi7891: Don’t fight!
Astra7525: @Lightningbro 'chu's on first
TheMerricat: Beej - the Detective Pokemon stuff is physical swag.
TXC2: Astra7525 :D
Lightningbro: I feel like Beej and Hodor are talking two different conversations XD
Robot_Bones: First Base!
Earthenone: !quote 4360
LRRbot: Quote #4360: "Don't come to me for recommendations for your hentai." —Beej [2017-09-15]
Skasher4430: detective Beej
Sektor88: UM
Kramburger: The kids don't like it when mum and dad argue
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: UM
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ^
ImKevinTheShark: seems like a very .... Targeted audience
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrBEEJ
red_shoes_jeff: Oh MYYYYY
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: BEEJ
TheMerricat: Ok this guy was stupid.
MrSVCD: What is the "third base" meme mean?
Astra7525: ah dang it. They pulled it
Tiber727: We already talked about Subverse, Beej.
Lithobraker: Is slipping things through the back door third base?
richard_ermen: Hidden Agendas? Why are we talking about an 80s South American Dictatorship simulator?
Astra7525: THat was such a baller move
wildpeaks: they removed it ? oh no, Amir must be crushed
accountmadeforants: Not the original developer, but the one porting it, right?
Gary_Number_427: I will call it the Squiggly Key now.
Taveena: The Squiggly Key
TXC2: MrSVCD it's from "whose on first"
TheSpindash: It's a Squigla
wildpeaks: he put so much work into it
waZelda: MrSVCD It's a sketch. Search for the vid
rocketjohn: it's a twiddle
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: tild-eh?
Aigarius: it's a worm key :D
ImKevinTheShark: Tilde? okay
MrSVCD: ~ <-- home symbol
TXC2: ~
TehAmelie: i only learned what it's called because of Homestuck that has a programming language called ~ATH
TXC2: I learned it from red alert 3 :P
FoxNewsKappa: Is this like a talk show about games ?
Decaped: Dark room dev? didn't know this was some known guy
Solahwin_Tampramain: yep!
TXC2: FoxNewsKappa yeah pretty much
Sektor88: I think I have something on 3DS that circle produced, lol.
cuttlefishman: hehe, toot
Sektor88: t o o t
Pteraspidomorphi: Really?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: too
TXC2: toot toot macgoot
FoxNewsKappa: xqcPoppin
Jorge4hg: Froot Froot
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: *t!
OmnipotentTrevor: fool, Doom toots as he pleases
Aigarius: a lot of games have embedded programming languages for game logic scripting. few of them expose it directly
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh
SpookySpaghooti: hello all
FeatOfTheGround: look... that's ... kinda cool but also potentially definitely not?
TheMerricat: @FoxNewsKappa normally they have an actual news like show setup, but the normal casters are unavalbile today so we are doing a 'chillpoint' which is a more lax, conversational version of the show - with guest casters
TXC2: hello SpookySpaghooti welcome
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i can see why this might be a problem i think
accountmadeforants: @LoadingReadyRun Of note: The game's original developer is Michael Townsend. Amir Rajan was responsible for porting it to different platforms.
ImKevinTheShark: what they should be doing next is not that
Aigarius: and the problem with having a Ruby developer in a game is ... what exactly?
accountmadeforants: Which makes it even shittier.
AwkwardBirb: @Aigarius the worry of being used as a backdoor for homebrew installation, possibly.
Astra7525: But if the games that run on the Switch are boxed into a sandbox, why is it such a problem?
TXC2: Adults = older kids is big mood
wildpeaks: yeah he ported to mobile originally as well, that's why he also ported it this time, and he's always trying to promote the ruby engine he bought
firejoe2: hi
TheSpindash: It strikes me as kind of just not being up front about it.
Tiber727: @Aigarius In addition to homebrewing, companies generally don't like trying to circumvent their approval process.
TheMerricat: @Aigarius The problem is that Nintendo, like Apple, and Google, refuse to allow people distribute games through them that run abritrarily written code. It's a huge security hazard and a lot of work to ensure it's sandboxed off properlly
cetiken17: dick picks are forbidden on switch
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah thats really crappy
accountmadeforants: You can tell Nintendo about secrets without telling your players about it, ya dingus!
Astra7525: oh okay.
FoxNewsKappa: Can he get in legal problems ?
ImKevinTheShark: The problem here is Consent.
Jorge4hg: And trust
seth_erickson: Much like Watergate
TheMerricat: @FoxNewsKappa he only thing he violated was company guidelines. his punishment was the game was yanked from the Switch.
MrSVCD: There are some people that miss that computers don't boot to Basic any more.
FoxNewsKappa: I see
Jorge4hg: That's how they cracked the 3ds
Astra7525: Since this was just the guy doing the port, I think there might be some legal action incoming here
cuttlefishman: possibly violation of contract with OG dev also
mtvcdm: This guy may well have ended his game dev career.
Jorge4hg: That's ultra crappy to the OG dev
wildpeaks: to be fair, he did add unique features in the mobile version, and he did add unique features in the switch version as well
Aigarius: The ruby interpreter probably was there already for internal game scripting. It's not something you can hide too easily. Just exposing a dev console in prod build is a tiny change
accountmadeforants: The original dev's response: https://twitter.com/continuities/status/1123046638627454976
wildpeaks: and the game was intended to be a showcase of ruby being able to run on the switch, he was just too enthusiastic about it
accountmadeforants: "Go easy on Amir, friends. His heart is in the right place, despite his mistakes."
EvilBadman: It's a pc in a dreamcast shell
FoxNewsKappa: Interesting
mugsi_: Didn't execute properly is an A+ pun for that story, good job Beej
EvilBadman: You can win it via their social
Amentur: It's a pc with a dreamcast casemod
TXC2: so when does Ian make one of these? Kappa
Jorge4hg: Epic is the new disney?
TheMerricat: @Aigarius I guareentee you that the interpreter is in other Switch games since it's from the Ruby engine for their gams - but most games probably have the dev console turned off so you can't trigger them just by plugging in a keyboard and hitting ~
Nightvalien28: something that could be interesting but it is not, sounds like rage
mtvcdm: Speaking of Epic, World of Goo is the current free game in the Epic store, if anyone out there stil doesn't have it.
Nightvalien28: welp hope the rocket league devs like 100h week work
TXC2: More like Epic's owners are the new Disney
Pteraspidomorphi: Rocket League is now being flooded by negative reviews on steam
Jorge4hg: That's fair
EvilBadman: It's like Ms having Minecraft on lierally every platform, including PS4
FoxNewsKappa: epic is making steam look better am I wrong
FeatOfTheGround: People being a bit worried about Epic right now isn't entirely baseless either
TheMerricat: @mtvcdm yeah, I got it because why not have a fifth copy of the game, but it looks as if they are running out of free games to give away.
wildpeaks: the exact phrasing was more ominous
Amentur: Afaik they will take it off the steam store but it will still get patches
Nightvalien28: rumor was that rocket league was going to leave steam
ImKevinTheShark: In a way it is just providing more support to a thriving game.
Pteraspidomorphi: They'll take it off steam for new purchases and linux players are worried, since epic store isn't even on linux
waZelda: I think they will still make it so that in order to buy it new, you have to get it from the Epic Store like some of the quotes suggest
KinoGami: i'd prefer canadian car canadian football
NimrodXIV: MURICA
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
lare291: With guns?
TXC2: it's DOUBLE America
Baldrash: America. Fuck yeah.
seth_erickson: American "Monster Truck" Football
Taveena: Let's MTG
Angnor33: It's MTG NOpe.
cuttlefishman: MTG is basically Lets Nope
m0nkeyrama: LUL
hoktauri: Heather, learn your Stargate. :p
Amentur: Let's draft
TXC2: MTG is lets nope when it's on Innistrad
m0nkeyrama: These drafts will be spooky like let's nope
Earthenone: bleedpurple50 bonus5 good news! (i will assume,i actually showed up late)
saiaseigm: Two trucks?
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HesGotNoPants: how is it let's nope?
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Skasher4430: so its gonna switch to mtg RN?
TXC2: !next
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TXC2: !events
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TXC2: !patreon
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TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: Thanks for streaming Heather and Beej
cuttlefishman: thanks
SydPreviouslyHeadache: magical magic, thankjs Heather and Beej
red_shoes_jeff: Bai
SydPreviouslyHeadache: hard to type with cats in armss
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
m0nkeyrama: Night @TXC2
seth_erickson: Ok everyone we need to convince James and Adam to do a blind draft with WAR
TheMerricat: night @TXC2!
Juliamon: SydPreviouslyHeadache Cat is helping you hone your typing skills
Erudite_Cynic: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
SydPreviouslyHeadache: like weighted bracelets>
HesGotNoPants: what's a blind draft?
Juliamon: Weighted, wriggly bracelets
m0nkeyrama: Wonder if they'll get anything close to Adam's last draft deck from his stream yesterday
Earthenone: i hope they do some sort of stipulation draft. but i always hope that :)
seth_erickson: Neither person knows what the other person drafts.
m0nkeyrama: They each make picks without watching what the other person picks and can't see the deck till the drafting is done @HesGotNoPants
seth_erickson: They did it with Core set but they almost always go boros in Core so it wasn't nearly as fun as it would be with this set and it's lrrGREED
m0nkeyrama: This set is 100% lrrGREED all the time
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL seabatBRAIN lrrSIGNAL
seth_erickson: It's great I find it similar to my friends multicolor cube which is like all greed. Had a person playing a deck with seige rhino's and mantis riders and another deck had Benalish marshal and steel leaf champion
FoxNewsKappa: What does Mtg stands for
thegreatwyrdling: Mighty Thighs for God
Earthenone: Magic the Gathering
Skasher4430: hello
TehAmelie: mystery tarp game
FoxNewsKappa: xqcPoppin
m0nkeyrama: It's pretty amazing that a set with basically only fixing in green can support such greed
Varrey: Making Those Gains
wildpeaks: Mtg is Magic The Gathering, a card game
seth_erickson: it is pretty astounding
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RassilonDND: anyone here actually get their hands on the mythic edition of war of the spark?
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FoxNewsKappa: 63 years Pogchamp
djalternative: hola chat
PoorDecisionMachine: hey all
Varrey: I am not one of today's lucky 12000
liamtheleerm: hillo
HondoTrigger: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
RassilonDND: hi
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
BloodnBullets: wow timed this well
ZaneReichley: @rassilondnd Nah I'm staying far away from that disaster
BloodnBullets: morning folks
HondoTrigger: Ramen o/
m0nkeyrama: Hondooooo
PoorDecisionMachine: I managed to snag one tho
IzGaige: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
seth_erickson: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatBRAIN
AgentMagicMaster: seabatBRAIN seabatTROG
WonderfulGlory: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
mtvcdm: We're heeeeeeerrrreeee
m0nkeyrama: Hi James and Adam!
KartoffelKaiser: Our boi PogChamp
HondoTrigger: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
TheAwkes: Stream volume seem oddly low for anyone else?
itsxbacon: THE TWINS!
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DarkMorford: Whoa, twinsies! Kappa
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FoxNewsKappa: ScaredyCat
WonderfulGlory: seabatTROG seabatBRAIN seabatTROG seabatBRAIN
Alness49: Adam Sidedan
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Varrey: This looks like the card setup for ADAM'S TRIUMPH
W0NT0M: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
the_bananarchist: gettin some falafel and taking a break from studying for finals while watchin some good boys play good magic lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
LadyLavinias: Looking good Adam! :)
itsxbacon: Super Nice in Ontario right now.
liamtheleerm: Detroit is flooding
christard_: saw Adam and I had to watch
liamtheleerm: so thats interesting
Jacobontherun1: Moshi moshi
m0nkeyrama: Looking good today, even if you're not dressed like twins today seabatTROG seabatTROG
SpectralData: hey teacher, can we do mtg class outside today?
Robot_Bones: moshi moh
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W0NT0M: do eeet LUL
BloodnBullets: riveting content!
SliverSwag: soooooo.....
seth_erickson: Weather has been pretty good where I am, nice cool temperature not to hot.
mtvcdm: Give him the jank
zazamost: moshi moshi James desu
Varrey: Adam's triumph!
LadyLavinias: Red shirt best shirt
Raziel14085: Glad to hear the weathers good since I'm coming to Victoria on Sunday :)
Invitare: 4 colours here we come!
Erudite_Cynic: FLYING SOLO seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
CyanMig: quick draft a five colour pile and win 7 with it
Arikell: Take all the space adam!
Omthebox: Oh hey Adam.
WonderfulGlory: Feeling better Adam?
Mysticman89: It's your moment Adam! Lets do this!
zazamost: hi adam
HondoTrigger: Yeah no gods no masters!
Papperslappen: quick, draft jund superfriends
m0nkeyrama: How ya feeling ? seabatTROG
1losttheGame: time to draft yesterdays Jank Kappa
Skasher4430: bleedpurple100 bonus10 how u guys doing today
Unas84: Well, it's clear who is the one that's actually here for us and to play some magic.
NarishmaReborn: so you get to make whatever anecdote james was going to say now right
Zebunisher: quick,lets open all the packs while dad is gone!
Jhinious4: I was told I wanted to watch
windmires: gonna draft another god deck today too?? :P
Robot_Bones: quick draft superfriend jank
m0nkeyrama: Time to go 10-0 again? SeriousSloth
seth_erickson: Five color deck let's go
CyanMig: before the magic police get here
liamtheleerm: but you dont have your superfriend
CyanMig: didnt you master the format last night?
Robot_Bones: slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK
RassilonDND: blue black control is nuts in draft
lazav101: niv-mizzet reborn guild deck
Bugberry: I've been sucking at this format yet I'm still having fun.
m0nkeyrama: No ashiok, deck sucks Kappa
Erudite_Cynic: make sure you are logged in as LRR
SliverSwag: fix it for them adam
W0NT0M: plaza???
KartoffelKaiser: Of course not splashing *two* double blue cards is just too greedy Kappa
RassilonDND: this set is haymaker.exe
nullrush: seabatYIKES
m0nkeyrama: Wait for real, why not ashiok
W0NT0M: put plaza in at least LUL
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Ender524: Hope you go 7-0 today! Go five colors, it's the only way!
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Earthenone: the deck was made by cowards, clearly
Erudite_Cynic: this looks like ben jank
liamtheleerm: always play the genderless nightmare monster
BloodnBullets: @LoadingReadyRun deckmaster?
Bugberry: Isn't Toll of the Invasion good?
seth_erickson: three mana geodes
seth_erickson: and a plaza we can afford anything
m0nkeyrama: Huh
m0nkeyrama: do we shove ashiok in here
RayFK: MY. BOY.
seth_erickson: Nahiri isn't great
the_bananarchist: @seth_erickson strong disagree
liamtheleerm: open some packs!
1losttheGame: quick change it Kappa
djalternative: make the changes
RayFK: Fix their deck
seth_erickson: not compared to ashiok
lazav101: draft without james!
WonderfulGlory: Looks good!
m0nkeyrama: Take out a geode for ashiok?
cmdrud87: Nahiri is basically a removal spell with extra value
nullrush: do it and don't tell anyone
1losttheGame: ashiok too, yeah?
KartoffelKaiser: If this is wrong I don't want to be right.
RayFK: ASHIOK
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RayFK: THEY AREN'T RUNNING IT
EvilBadman: -geode +ashiok
404HopeNotFound: I'd also cut Teyo for Ashiok.
AtomicAlchemical: transmutation
StinkyPete17: Yes! Its ADAM!
RayFK: Cut Teyo for Ashiok
W0NT0M: 18 seems dece
thegreatwyrdling: is LRR still doing Friday Nights?
seth_erickson: Take out Gideon's sacrifice
m0nkeyrama: I think def cut something for ashiok
SliverSwag: Adam YES!
seth_erickson: now get ashiok
liamtheleerm: whos account is this?
roboticgreninja: cut the martyr over the screecher
cmdrud87: You might need teyo to survive long enough
nullrush: ship it
nullrush: let's go
Joalni: Did they mistake it for Gideon's Triumph?
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
BobaRobes: Play it
kat2kool: might need another island now?
KartoffelKaiser: Teyo seems not great
volraths_bane: cut yet I for Ashoik instead
volraths_bane: Teyo*
soft_sunset: at 18 lands, I would slam-dunk run that arlin instead of, say, teyo
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nkcola: Where did the 6 months go?! D:
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SliverSwag: This is a format of Rares
Earthenone: i have had bad experiances with teyo. made 6 walls with proliferation and died to flyers
1losttheGame: also, when was this deck made? it might have been before prerelease still
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SpanielDayLewis: gateway plaza is so much better atm
LadyLavinias: I love the teyo huatli memes though
KartoffelKaiser: This is the Prince-est prince format to ever prince
weff47: this format is pretty much just goodstuff dot dec
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roboticgreninja: cut teyo for the divine arrow
m0nkeyrama: Pretty much
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Robot_Bones: Yeah but Huatli can't make teyo's walls attack
seth_erickson: I am really enjoying this set's limited enviroment
Varrey: KartoffelKaiser: LR called it "King", because Prince wasn't enough
Simonark: Yeah.. Our 2-Headed Giant we did real well with 2 Niv-Mizzet Reborns, a Roalesk and a big pile of nonsense. The good cards are nuts.
m0nkeyrama: The draft environment is wild, especially with the way these bots draft
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liamtheleerm: its a fantastic format
KartoffelKaiser: oh god I would not want to be introduced to mtg with this set
seth_erickson: This is def for more enfranchised players