kiddykong25: so what is being played tonight. aside from magic in general i am curious of specifics.
Earthenone: War of the spark draft
Earthenone: the most recent set
kiddykong25: oh hellz yeah
m0nkeyrama: Yee, it's going to be so good
Blasteg: for the first time I'm going to understand what they are doing!
ampharos15: anyone know whos drafting tonight?
dylanbbb: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting War of the Spark! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
m0nkeyrama: who else is ready for complex board states and planeswalkers for days :o
cmdrud87: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting War of the Spark! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
DaMullet14: I'm ready for someone to get dirted out by Jace + Ashiok
TheWarbo: I am so excited.
djalternative: I assume we will have the usual suspects drafting
DarkMorford: Okay. Got home, pizza is ordered. Let's do dis.
m0nkeyrama: I know Ben, Adam, and Serge for sure
Blasteg: nelson, serge, ben adam, james and gram then?
TheWarbo: I have beer, I have burger, I will soon have Magic stream
m0nkeyrama: No james
TheWarbo: No James, he has to deal with internet person so subbed out
TheWarbo: He said Cam would be, iirc
m0nkeyrama: Probably... Cam
m0nkeyrama: ah
ThingsOnMyStream: I believe tonight's drafters are Adam, Serge, Nelson, Cori, Ben, and Cameron
Blasteg: This reminds me, how often do we see Kath draft?
TheWarbo: If you're *super* impatient you can go watch the end of PIF. Or you can wait a few minutes until they tweet the picture.
m0nkeyrama: Oh cool! Thanks @ThingsOnMyStream
TheWarbo: Right, James said Cori too, which surprised me.
DarkMorford: Cori Magic! That's a rare one.
dialMforMara: I didn't know Cori played
m0nkeyrama: Cori drafting seabatTROG
djalternative: @ThingsOnMyStream what would you know about that
Decaped: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting War of the Spark! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1s from now).
DaMullet14: Cori mostly plays Commander on stream, I don't know if she's ever drafted on stream before
LoadingReadyRun: I am Beej. I am still setting up. Please be patient.
ThingsOnMyStream: Cori also kicked my butt in the Highlander by proxy tournament
Ant__R: thank you beej
m0nkeyrama: No worries Beej!
Hingadora: Hello, Beej!
ampharos15: Hi Beej!!
DarkMorford: Thanks for the heads-up, Beej
TheWarbo: hello Stillsettingup, I'm dad
kiddykong25: it still says offline for me
le__mage__bc: All hail the mighty beej !
djalternative: the stream is offline
rocketjohn: Ahoy-hoy
rocketjohn: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
zuchen_120: Strim wen
le__mage__bc: @TheWarbo Stillset Ingup
m0nkeyrama: Hasn't started yet, still setting up. will be up shortly SeemsGood
fishmanfishfish: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're drafting War of the Spark! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
le__mage__bc: be patient bois
ThingsOnMyStream: Beej is running tech on this one, cause I'm down with the sickness lrrAWW So yay Beej!
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cmdrud87: played sealed tonight, went 3-1 with the meanest jank
m0nkeyrama: Yay Beej! But boo sickness :(
RockPusher: Huzzah for lrrBEEJ
DarkMorford: Sorry to hear that, Paul. Rest up.
chickenace11: Get well soon paul
Mangledpixel: hope you get well soon, Paul
sarahphim_: Get well soon Paul
Mewr11: Get well soon! lrrHEART lrrHEART
djalternative: This lateness is perfectly within the margin of lateness usual for FNPF
fishmanfishfish: get well soon Paul!
RockPusher: A swift recovery to Paul jamieCare lrrSLOTH jamieCare
zuchen_120: What app thing helps with the lrr card reader again?
rocketjohn: @ThingsOnMyStream get well soon, friend.
TheWarbo: Blerg, it seems to be sickness time. I had to make a pharmacy run for the partner just now.
djalternative: !cardreader
korvys: @zuchen_120 Decked Builder, I believe
noSmokeFire: !recognizer
Askwho: Rest and Recuperate Paul
Himyul: !lovebeej
LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej lrrBEEJ
zuchen_120: That sounds right @korvys
m0nkeyrama: lrrHEART
zuchen_120: Thanks
kiddykong25: my computer refuses to acknowledge that llr is online
DarkMorford: When did that get put in there?
ThingsOnMyStream: I should be fine, just a cold. but "Don't come in when you are sick and infect everyone" is a longstanding Bionic Trousers company policy
DoodlestheGreat: Tonight's Paul will be Beej.
djalternative: LRR is not online
m0nkeyrama: They aren't online yet @kiddykong25
TheWarbo: !experiencebeej
rocketjohn: kidd they are not.
noSmokeFire: maybe lrrbot added it, @DarkMorford
rocketjohn: ThingsOnMyStream A sound policy.
Himyul: Does LRR have a sicktime benefit?
le__mage__bc: played draft seven hours ago (7 PM to 11 PM in france), went 2-1 with a pretty sweet orzhov deck. Now i'm up from 2 AM to 5 AM in France to see LRR Draft after my own draft. YAY !
Mewr11: You know, the phrase 'Bionic Trousers company policy' will never not make me laugh
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN sickness policy
DoodlestheGreat: @thingsonmystream, a wise policy, one I wish any job I have had would enforce.
zuchen_120: There’s a ghost in the machine, and they love Beej
rocketjohn: Being unemployed like me also avoids workplace sickness, but that's not something I recommend.
kiddykong25: the way everyone is talking i assumed they were as my computer will sometimes do this through multiple streams
Askwho: How's Graham, its been a time since hes's been live
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chaostreader: Hi chat. I’m on mobile. Can someone please say when they are online? Thank you.
Earthenone: will do
LloydWallace: I'm here to draft vicariously through LRR while waiting for my box from CK. And also playing FFX now that the remaster's on Xbox.
djalternative: G shows up on a stream about once a week at this point
le__mage__bc: k
rocketjohn: Graham is deep in the RoadQuest editing mines, I think
Himyul: I think he's trapped in the road quest editing mines Askwho
cmdrud87: @chaostreader , will do
rocketjohn: I am just back from my FNM, where I won the evening's draft. Whoop whoop.
rocketjohn: Signal!
m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Mewr11: lrrSignal
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: @chaostreader they are live
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
NanashiSword: Signal? Signal!
Himyul: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheWarbo: SAGNAL
noSmokeFire: @chaostreader we have signal
Mewr11: lrrSIGNAL
chaostreader: @earthenone Thank you.
Mewr11: There we go
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Nefarious_Ned: That scared the *** out of me.
Askwho: Sigil
le__mage__bc: @chaostreader It has begun
Asterysk_Mike: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Nefarious_Ned: Check your volume settings boys and girls.
rocketjohn: I do love a bit of Chip Zeal
RockPusher: Also, can confirm that many of the JPN-alt-art Planeswalkers look even better up close in person lrrAWESOME
TheWarbo: Here chat have a Card Kingdom thing while we wait https://twitter.com/Card_Kingdom/status/1123316671484243969
seth_erickson: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW lrrCIRCLE
DarkMorford: @TheWarbo But y tho?
Nefarious_Ned: Do we know what flavor of paper we'll be fighting tonight?
Earthenone: War flavor
m0nkeyrama: Ah yes, Sonic Bolas
Mewr11: @TheWarbo Thanks, I HATE it
thenb44: WAR draft
m0nkeyrama: 6 player WAR draft tonight 👀
TheWarbo: DarkMorford All available evidence points to "because Jordan"
djalternative: thanks for the Sonic Bolas
DarkMorford: #BlameJeej
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I_Am_Clockwork: 5 years! Can't wait til it's 10 :D
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RockPusher: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
theonlyangelx: theonl45LURK theonl45LURK
kerbalized_: @Nefarious_Ned BBQ flavored
TheWarbo: Even more exciting, there are two *other* versions if you click through to their twitter
ThingsOnMyStream: WAR draft sounds more ominous then it should
LoadingReadyRun: Right. Did that backwards. Well, it'll be FINE.
le__mage__bc: Beej need to draft
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> We are LIVE, with a 6-player draft of War of the Spark! Come watch! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/ || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1124465441403883520
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrFINE
Altoguy16499: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
NerdCred: Excited for some WAR draft
seth_erickson: seabatBRAIN seabatTROG lrrSIGNAL
wordmogul: lrrFINE
le__mage__bc: WAR draft sound metal
ThingsOnMyStream: MtG Puzzle Quest draft when?
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shurtal: I am ALSO currently WAR drafting....its not going well for our hero
le__mage__bc: yessss
NanashiSword: here we GOOOOO
m0nkeyrama: 👀 👀
m0nkeyrama: LUL Hello
le__mage__bc: hello !
Vyous: Echo?
cmdrud87: @chaostreader , now they are üproperöy live
longarmsshow: Hey y'all
TheWarbo: Also for any other Latin nerds I want to put out "Amo Amass Amat" as a deck name (since I don't play paper and can't use it)
iammorthos: oh good, volume works
thraximore: Hello!
awesome100k: Hello this is my first lrr stream
Nefarious_Ned: hu
Lettuce_Toast: CORI
RockPusher: jamieCare seabatBRAIN jamieCare
Nefarious_Ned: hi
seth_erickson: drafted a sweet prolif deck yesterday with a friend's box and had ajani two vraskas teyo nahiri the wanderer and jiang as well as mowu
kiddykong25: cue peter pan voice " HERE WE GOOOOOO"
mastershake29x: cori!
theonlyangelx: multipals draft
ritchards: I guessed Ian instead of Cori and was unsure of Nelson or James
thenb44: welcome! @awesome100k
zuchen_120: I’m so excite!
m0nkeyrama: LUL Adam has definitely never drafted this set SeriousSloth
Kykiwi: DRaaaafffffft
Kykiwi: Woo cori!
corpocracy: Adam.... what's a rough estimate on how much you've drafted this set?
mtvcdm: !cardkingdom
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Lettuce_Toast: It's a pretty wild draft set
Earthenone: is adam mythic yet?
djalternative: I appreciate the sparkles
RockPusher: benginSpoop rayfkSanic
Altoguy16499: this draft seems super spikey
cmdrud87: Sarkan into Parhelion!
Asterysk_Mike: YAY Cori and Adam, I love seing what they come up with
m0nkeyrama: The meta button
Nefarious_Ned: meta
volraths_bane: A kingdom of cards and Abolasminations.
TheWarbo: always go meta
ThingsOnMyStream: Card Kingdom purveyors of fine Sonic Bolas images
kirbytronic: He can come in and bonk you if you start disrespecting them
Earthenone: meta humor? from lrr? in 2019?
Mewr11: I feel like the emoji surrounding 'War of the Spark' on the overlay do not quite convey the gravity of the war ;p
Lettuce_Toast: Oh no they're pointing at us
RockPusher: One Ben Pls!
Himyul: I'll take a Cori, please!
Altoguy16499: Just remember guys, Flux Channeler and Evolution Sage can wheel lrrBEEJ
iammorthos: be sure to punch holes in the box
KartoffelKaiser: "hello i would like one cameron please"
wordmogul: human pls
Blasteg: the room cam seems a little quiet? Ben and Serge's sound is fine, rest a bit quiet?
iammorthos: you also get cameron crowe
Rioxcon: beej in the creepy cam mask
mtvcdm: !patreon
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DoodlestheGreat: We could have twice as much Cameron!
Kykiwi: what if i only want half of a cameron?
Nefarious_Ned: Cam, no. This is how you get paradoxes.
Himyul: bless you!
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frostownik: how is sub babby formed?
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djalternative: Ben and Serge are on mics and everyone else is on room mics
TheWarbo: what happens if I order from CK and enter "twitch chat pls" in the comments?
Lettuce_Toast: @Kykiwi I'll take the left half if you wanna split
RockPusher: katesThank lrrBEEJ
ThingsOnMyStream: Yay! Thanks Beej! lrrSLOTH lrrHEART
Altoguy16499: so we shouldn't bring our dueling foils?
TheWooglie: Paper cuts
Etarberec: I'm rooting for Adam
djalternative: I can make some deadly paper
Kykiwi: beej trail by fire!
le__mage__bc: Happy may 4th from France everyone ! May the fourth be with you !
m0nkeyrama: Wowie
sivakrytos: so we can expect more animoo planeswalkers thn
KidAmn: Beej knows how to Magic, it'll be fine!
flatluigi: right. nose.
Etarberec: two broken arms????
Himyul: Bear with Beej. That sounds against moonbase policy
m0nkeyrama: Poor Beej LUL
El_Funko: Look at all those good faces
Willbrannon: How many of you got a mythic edition?
Lettuce_Toast: You don't need legs to draft
Nigouki: it's ok, only two of his seven arms are broken
voslan: Beer for Beej! Some one give that Champ a Beer!
RockPusher: Stupid Sexy Anime Jace
Mewr11: Y'all keep saying bear with Beej, but I think Beej is enough without any grizzlies
Nefarious_Ned: Teh Fairy
CardKingdom: Good evening y'all!
Simonark: We did then we didnt
theonlyangelx: :0
NanashiSword: Good luck everyone!
TheWarbo: All three murder hobo pals are here!
LloydWallace: Put Tibalt on the packs you cowards
RockPusher: rayfkKing rayfkSanic rayfkKing
Earthenone: hey jeej, you were thrown under the bus already
Etarberec: *roots for Adam*
KartoffelKaiser: bit of glare
RayFK: Wait how?
Vyous: "I love you", "I know"?
noSmokeFire: love is optional
IbunWest: Those draft cams are real hot
thraximore: Hand cameras are different
Heinzes_: Strix windmill slam
Kykiwi: too bright
Rioxcon: other way
Asterysk_Mike: Beej Teetotaler, Beer wasted, Beej have a hug
flatluigi: can't see the cards at all
FRZNFRIES: war war war!
CardKingdom: We were thrown under the bus? That is unfortunate and sad...
sivakrytos: serge's camera is very hot
le__mage__bc: the enchantement is good serge
EncanisMal3k: It's an interesting card, Ben.
Lettuce_Toast: There's a lot of glare
holidayMD: MY EYES!
Mewr11: Do it, Ben
TheWarbo: Some people don't appreciate SoNicol Bolas...
NanashiSword: i like that card, can lead to some interesting blow outs
thraximore: its pick one cam, there is no signalling
KidAmn: that rare Ben has is lowkey real strong in this format
LackingSanity_: it's a good card not a bomb though
Nemowoodbine: GLARE
chaostreader: Serge’s cam needs less light. Ben’s does too
Altoguy16499: the cameras are very bright with glare
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TrickJarrett: Take the good cards, pass the rest. You guys are pros, I'm sure at least one of you will have an absurd deck.
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MilkInBag: my sweet boi adam
TheWarbo: For ~some reason~ people associate Sonic memes and photosops with Jordan
chaostreader: We can see some of the art.
djalternative: the draft cams aren't usually letterboxed are they?
Blasteg: what's the reason to shuffle anter a pick?
Simonark: Our preorder for the mythic didnt go through, then it did and has been refunded
RockPusher: YoHo! unarmeHmm
FRZNFRIES: teach me some things!
le__mage__bc: the blue walker is interresting ben
chaostreader: @djalternative Nope. They usually aren’t.
MilkInBag: @Blasteg not show signals, like red cards in the front
mastershake29x: @Blasteg to hide what cards you brought to the front (i.e. were considering, presumably) from the next player
m0nkeyrama: Time to open some bombs
LackingSanity_: If you pull all the cards you're considering to the front, it would show your colours
m0nkeyrama: Show usss
Kykiwi: yass cam yasss
m0nkeyrama: NICE!
Lettuce_Toast: YEET
MilkInBag: good job Cam
Blasteg: isn't signalling a big part of draaft though?
flatluigi: do it cam
EncanisMal3k: That was my P1p1 in the draft I'm in on arena right now. nothing exciting.
le__mage__bc: NOICE CAM
thraximore: nice!
shurtal: oh snap cam
KidAmn: Live your best life, Cam.
KartoffelKaiser: live your best life cameron
le__mage__bc: Live the dream cam
voslan: Cam, you go you hell of a man! WIN IT ALL CAM!
m0nkeyrama: Live the dream indeed
ritchards: Remember, if you open Charmed Stray to HAVE TO PLAY CATS
SrMuskrat: Cam's going deep
Drathak: Serge back in my day we had a hill giant as a decent creature in limited and we liked it
Kaszoski: katesLoaf
Feminine_Desires: Ben, every combination is a colour pair
chaostreader: I only recognize one.
m0nkeyrama: Ben, go maximum greed!!
ReverseCreations: Niv-mizzet or bust?
TheWarbo: Force Nissa.
TheWarbo: Always force Nissa
Kaszoski: First person to get cats, ask everyone for cats
shurtal: So i'm in a draft.... and i'm green blue oketra....... i should be allowed to draft
El_Funko: Feature request: A Smug Camera™ facing up on the table so people can pass cards face down over it to show chat their hot pick
djalternative: Nissa emblem into Vitu-Ghazi
Lettuce_Toast: If the ppr is anything to go by. Niv-mizzet fucks
MilkInBag: mono OP card is not an archetype
m0nkeyrama: I mean, Adam went 5-0, 10-0 with 4 color jank, anything is possible
TheWarbo: El_Funko Telling chat the hot pick very quickly is effectively "telling the rest of the table the hot pick"
swaggytaco: ooh the smug camera sounds like a great idea
mastershake29x: @Lettuce_Toast also getting 5 colors is easy
postmodernpajamawrestler: hows our boi adam doing
djalternative: @El_Funko I don't know how you'd light that
cmdrud87: Right in the Kronch!
Altoguy16499: @MilkInBag That does not compute
El_Funko: @TheWarbo @djalternative I dream of a perfect world
theonlyangelx: just removal. no creatures.
Vyous: Ashiok mill is super strong
Kykiwi: dang
m0nkeyrama: Ashiok is a booooomb and a half
theonlyangelx: ashiok mill!!!!!
MuffinsOnAHill: Yeah. Ashiok is nuts.
MilkInBag: ashiok + spark double is quite something
AJwrit07: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:12.
flatluigi: ashiok is nb
theonlyangelx: *they
Ubiki: Ashiok doesnt use pronouns
EvilBadman: Adam likely knows that chat, and just mispoke
le__mage__bc: most planeswalker with spark double is something
ThingsOnMyStream: no creatures planeswalkers only
chaostreader: Ashiok is an Ashiok.
TrickJarrett: What card has surprised you all most in drafting WAR?
djalternative: Ben, Serge, if you both agree not to draft any creatures you'll be fine
Himyul: was Cam quietly singing baby shark?
Nefarious_Ned: The Ashiok/ob Nixilis combo is great. Add in some proliferate and bam!
seth_erickson: Ashiok
Feminine_Desires: @TrickJarrett banehound.
Altoguy16499: my favorite draft archetype with this set is U/G because "My 3/3 is now a 15/15. Swing for lethal?"
chaostreader: @himyul Yes?
MilkInBag: a fun combo is Command the Horde and Wanderer
m0nkeyrama: Ah yes, the hentai card
Kazman20a: is it just me or does Serge's camera keep freezing?
le__mage__bc: grixis amass is defenitly a thing
seth_erickson: Excuse me otzHi
KartoffelKaiser: @TrickJarrett that all the weird static abilities that seem narrow are super relevant
m0nkeyrama: Give it a shot, Ben, that card can be surprisingly good
Lettuce_Toast: I thought serge was about to go full sun titan again for a second
MilkInBag: @TrickJarrett angrath
jspencer91: My LGS got in some Japanese boosters. I got an alt-art Ugin, and my son got an alt-art Bolas
Mewr11: @TrickJarrett Angel of Grace, cuz it turns out I was actually drafting RNA ;p
chickenace11: all colors are a thing the question being is it a good thing
Blasteg: Hey Ben, if you managed to wheel everything you want, does it make you ....... a Wheeler?
Blasteg: sorry not sorry
Noodles_15: 4Head
Lettuce_Toast: Sometimes its a dead card, but when it isn't you are super glad you have it
le__mage__bc: @jspencer91 sweet !
thefreak013: 4Head 4Head 4Head
HerpesTornado: 4Head
RockPusher: A whole bunch of planeswalkers staring eachother down across the battlefield… slightly embarrassed that they forgot to invite their non-spark friends and now no-one wants to dance :D
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ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun Ben's cards are off screen
AJwrit07: Good point serge
WrightJustice: 4Head
KartoffelKaiser: Just say twitch emotes so people know what you mean 4Head
Officinalis: Serge is saying hieroglyphics!
Himyul: you set Serge on fire. Was that it?
TheWarbo: I really hope Adam either drafts all the Erratic Visionaries or plays against them
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ADTalks: Drafto
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RockPusher: CACAW!
noSmokeFire: it was the murder, be
thenb44: that could be any animal
Midgetfromrome4: Is this pack 1?
Lettuce_Toast: Middle!
m0nkeyrama: Oh my
KartoffelKaiser: the cawcaw ruse was a ... distaction
Altoguy16499: @Midgetfromrome4 yes
Etarberec: Cacaw?
Blasteg: dambreaker PogChamp
Mewr11: Serge, that shouldn't be a decision you need to think about
KharadBanar: Summon Bigger Fish PogChamp
TheWarbo: ^
Evochron13: camera's appear to be freezing here and there; maybe vibration of hitting the table?
holidayMD: Would it be bad if I bought a Japanese box just for the walkers?
Midgetfromrome4: Cool, didn't miss much :)
SpookySpaghooti: hey all!
EvilBadman: Cameron laughs at your signlas
m0nkeyrama: Serge's deck is looking spicy 👀
Ant__R: serges cam looks like a cable might be loose
RockPusher: CaCaw! danicaChicken
LoadingReadyRun: It's USB.
Lettuce_Toast: Solid pile o' cards
MilkInBag: adam drafted mono red
le__mage__bc: solide pile of cardboard
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DarkMorford: Ben's in *that* color? He must not be feeling well. Kappa
Altoguy16499: Nelson, don't open a bad pack this time!
m0nkeyrama: I do the same, Serge LUL
Kykiwi: ooh ben
Kykiwi: so close
thraximore: Yeah that's the best card in that deck
le__mage__bc: yes serge
Nefarious_Ned: Serge you MONSTER
KartoffelKaiser: correct answer serge
longarmsshow: Money draft bro
Kykiwi: that is such a good card tooo
Ranakel: Disgusting I love it
mastershake29x: advanced drafting 101 with serge
sivakrytos: i mean he's not wrong about what the pick is
RockPusher: That threw me about the JPN boosters, they are in reverse order
le__mage__bc: go for the zombo serge
chaostreader: Serge. You should have a least shown chat.
KartoffelKaiser: i would recommend that you take the bomb
thraximore: Very much so
MilkInBag: oh noooooooooooo
sniperserpent: i don't think the card ben wanted to take is even that good
Ubiki: man that card is cool
IncredibleFrown: yes that seems correct serge
m0nkeyrama: Oh noooo
longarmsshow: Party foul
SpookySpaghooti: oh no!
MilkInBag: FeelsBadMan
le__mage__bc: oh nooooooooooooo
Kykiwi: Womp womp
Kykiwi: D:
NanashiSword: Booooo
Drathak: acidtoOh
Feminine_Desires: dreadhorde arcanist doesn't do much in draft...
HerpesTornado: wet cards D:
Nogrid: DQ
NanashiSword: Oh well
Baldrash: lrrJUDGE We need proxies!
DrChairthrower: uh ooooooooooh
thraximore: Oh no!
Heinzes_: RIP
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
le__mage__bc: omg
voslan: Hightide Strikes again!
Ant__R: thats a game loss
seth_erickson: otzSAD otzSAD
mastershake29x: uh oh
Lettuce_Toast: So many drafts!
MilkInBag: (Wet) Paper Fight
Etarberec: :(
Nemowoodbine: Oh nooooooooo
RockPusher: Tonight we'll be playing soggy-draft rules
Shinester: Boooo!
KartoffelKaiser: @Feminine_Desires: Stealth Mission buy back stealth mission is a real thing
TheWooglie: Most of it
TheWarbo: Friday Night PaperTowel Fight
Nigouki: Friday Night Paper Towel Wipe
kirbytronic: Cam just brings in his highlander deck
Lettuce_Toast: All the cards are blue now
WrightJustice: cgbFine
theonlyangelx: sergeIntoTheSea benginFlood
Relentless_Bread: that's get Ben a sippy cup from now on
kirbytronic: Ben is a cat
AJwrit07: Cameron spilled two drings during the Pre-prerelease
djalternative: You won't get info out of me Nelson
zuchen_120: The glasses of water always make me nervous.
SrMuskrat: benginFlood
thraximore: Never live it down Ben
thefreak013: PANIC
Qvdv: Finally a reason for proxies :D
chickenace11: Cam that is what the highlights are for
RockPusher: benginFingers benginFlood benginFacepalm
gamercat88: Ben just blessed Cory's deck
voslan: HIGH TIDE!
TheMicah21: Are paper towels not physical?
le__mage__bc: Friday wet night
MilkInBag: hydration is a bad thing
TheWarbo: are paper towels...not...physical...objects?
ADTalks: Ben will forever be punchy water
RockPusher: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Nemowoodbine: At least it wasn’t Cameron this time
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volraths_bane: As opposed to the immaterial towels
Lettuce_Toast: We have to christen the decks now, right?
Himyul: how waterproof are magic cards?
KharadBanar: Paper towels are metaphorical
breathlessisthehunt: Now that part of the table is just really clean
djalternative: No. Paper towels are incorporial
TheMicah21: Also I just spilt hot queso on my keyboard and hand so dont feel too bad
CururuGuasu: Metaphysical towels are better
m0nkeyrama: We're all good to go now
MilkInBag: @Himyul not much
hermatic1: lrrFINE
chaostreader: @himyul Not. Like at all.
Feminine_Desires: rip ben's camera.
theonlyangelx: the cam ben
EvilBadman: Ben: Fix your Camera
Lettuce_Toast: It is cardstock so it might be ok
Xenovita: ben the camera
wargodmogis: Was there a high tide situation?
MattieCrystal: Ben is such a klutz lol
thraximore: Hahaha
swaggytaco: love how the other half of the table keeps drafting
noSmokeFire: now this is what I call streaming
djalternative: Teferi is a tall drink of water
thraximore: You mean Kiora, nelson?
seth_erickson: The wanderer is just a cup of water
IncredibleFrown: wow it's kiora
MilkInBag: Draft whatever may come
Altoguy16499: a planeswalker that's also a glass of water....Jace?
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyy, love that card
Ubiki: Chisei the planeswalker?
Kramburger: Jace cunning castaway isn't in this set Nelly
Lettuce_Toast: It's kinda fun
Kykiwi: it is pretty legit ben
SrMuskrat: That card is bananas
longarmsshow: So we goin' in our lane?
MilkInBag: it's huh, depends
wargodmogis: It good
TheWarbo: that is the best strategy ben
MuffinsOnAHill: Take it!
WonderfulGlory: Cam said it was good on Tap Tap, sick burn to Cam
ryucaster: why do they shuffle?
KartoffelKaiser: "Glass of Water": -3: Exile target permanent. It is now wet.
IncredibleFrown: no yea that is a real threat
thraximore: It's in your colors?
CururuGuasu: Spell-Soaker Weird
thefreak013: That card has been bananas for me.
TheWarbo: All of Cori's cards now have islandhome
MilkInBag: serge says 'oooh' even to basic lands
Altoguy16499: Serge is the most fun person to list to draft
ThingsOnMyStream: Serge "ooo" Yager
Dr_fragenstien: I had it at prerelease. It won most games I resolved it, and I lost against most players that resolved it against me
Nefarious_Ned: "Oooo!" -Serge, 2019
EvilBadman: @ryucaster So people don't know what rarity you took
KharadBanar: Oooh! Cacaaaw!
LJHero: ben used quench its super effective on coris card
KartoffelKaiser: To be fair basic island is the best card in vintage
swaggytaco: i didn't know they reprinted quicksilver fountain in this set
djalternative: Serge "uWu" Yager
RockPusher: ooo sergeMoly
ryucaster: @EvilBadman That makes sense thanks
Nemowoodbine: Finisher
KartoffelKaiser: it lets you cast ancestral recall under blood moon! its so busted
Lettuce_Toast: When you counterspell their cards before the game even begins. The true blue move
BrMean: Exciting!
EvilBadman: SeemsGood
Nemowoodbine: It’s very good ben
HerpesTornado: I'm really enjoying drafting this set
Kykiwi: hmmmm some one def drafting the cats deck
HerpesTornado: good set 10/10
kanimaras: the beautiful sounds of flicking cards
KharadBanar: Holy moly has been called
m0nkeyrama: Was genuinely expecting Adam to say "Excuse me! Hentai is art!" at least once LUL
thraximore: Fixed!
Lettuce_Toast: right in the kronch
LJHero: bens version of blue elemental blast is spilling water
grimpo96: Oh, sweet. I made it! Drafting War? Oooh good luck all!
JinaMahavira: Not a cult do do do do do
KharadBanar: t90Doo t90Doo t90Doo t90Doo t90Doo t90Doo
TheWarbo: I still love how this set's fixing is all "of any color"; let me splash all colors at once
TheWarbo: Wrangled Kronch...
ReverseCreations: wonder if anyone gets to go 5 color greed stuff
m0nkeyrama: RIP Narset
IncredibleFrown: rip jace, drowned in the ocean
volraths_bane: Intimidating Kronch dododedododo
SpookySpaghooti: i hope Narset takes Sarkhan to pound town
TheAwkes: These are cards?
KartoffelKaiser: better than the fate of Khans Timeline narset. She got super killed by zurgo
noSmokeFire: *gesturing at a butterfly* is this a deck?
Himyul: #NotADeck
IncredibleFrown: doesn't seem like a deck, it hasn't got any lands in it
SpookySpaghooti: Hows Adam doing tonight
ThingsOnMyStream is pondering how to make a system to find all mtg cards that can be sung to Baby shark
DoodlestheGreat: "If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, KVETCH." ConcernDoge
Lettuce_Toast: All cards with three syllables
EvilBadman: @ThingsOnMyStream hustle is leaking
WowoT: im sure theres a way to code it using scyfall looking for specific words with a specific number of sylables @ThingsOnMyStream
Lettuce_Toast: A-shi=ok dodododododo
RockPusher: On the plus side, Ben has successfully proven that Cori is not in fact the Wicked Witch of the West in disguise
IncredibleFrown: failed to nail
m0nkeyrama: Yoooo, Ben!
TheWarbo: ooooooooh yeah ben
gamercat88: Mumuuu doo doo dooo, Moomumu doooo doo mumu do.
IncredibleFrown: yeah that's funny
le__mage__bc: yes yes yes !
longarmsshow: Splash that ish
thefreak013: Nothing like a double splash...
Ukon_vasara: lrrGREED is nothing if not good
TheWarbo: baby shark uwu uwu uwuwu
Cheese3Crackers: I finally catch the stream. I hope Surge and Cam win their games.
Razortalons: very greedy
SrMuskrat: I think serge shouldn't splash
m0nkeyrama: Maximum greed, Serge!
TrickJarrett: Yes
Lettuce_Toast: The walker!
djalternative: take them both
Baldrash: Ben: Yes.
Asterysk_Mike: 5 color garbage got there in PPR
chickenace11: you can't splash for a color if you play all of the colors
raze667: You can afford to be greedy in this format
Altoguy16499: never don't not splash
thefreak013: There is a correct choice Ben
MuffinsOnAHill: Live your dreams.
m_logan2000: dont splash for it. its not good enough
Azn1000: adam is drinking a starbucks and not a tim horton :(
GrandLlamaQ: This format messes with my internal rules about always grabbing Planeswalkers.
TheWarbo: Always go lrrGREED
volraths_bane: the walker
cbpickl: saheeli seems meh
djalternative: flip a coin ben
raze667: That card is much better than I ever gave it credit for
MWGNZ: wait, splash to 3 total or have 3 extra colours as splashs?
m0nkeyrama: LUL Time for Serge to pivot SeriousSloth
Lettuce_Toast: yes, good choice
Blasteg: How good exactly is that Red discard 1 draw 2 for 3?
AJwrit07: go all five colors, it worked in the pre-prerelease
wargodmogis: Life is a resource
grimpo96: Why is my default voice for Ilharg, the rage boar a pirate voice and not a Pumba voice? Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: There are few things more tempting than getting passed a bomb in not your colors in pack 3 of this format
le__mage__bc: TWO !!
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korvys: ZERO!
longarmsshow: *Emperor Palpatine voice* Do it
Lettuce_Toast: UH ZERO??
jonasjonIV: 5?
Nefarious_Ned: Cam, you've angered, like, 5 people in chat with that.
v_nome: Ice cold?
djalternative: 7 is better than one
IncredibleFrown: i think that might have been wrong but sure
GrandLlamaQ: Hey Beej, what opera are you seeing?
Altoguy16499: I remember being blue green in Arena and pack 3 pick 4 get passed a Bolas....
sblue333: When you realize you’re in the wrong colors
thraximore: Take the rare serge!
TheWarbo: Sometimes you take the god instead
thraximore: Do eeeeeet
thraximore: yes!
djalternative: Take the spell
Izzy_KEPT: The greeeed
MuffinsOnAHill: Ben is unstoppable now!
wargodmogis: Be the greed
le__mage__bc: ultimate greed
TheWarbo: I want six decks of five-color greed
kitcat97: Ben taking everyones payoffs
maiwson: numotYES numotHELLO numotHELLO numotHELLO
Lettuce_Toast: cool flavour!
KartoffelKaiser: give em the stick
m0nkeyrama: Where's the beef?
Nemowoodbine: Lazotep is better ben
Nemowoodbine: Ben take the reaver
volraths_bane: glode
Nemowoodbine: Thaaaank you
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 29:33.
sblue333: Take the globe
TheWarbo: The way you win is removing all of their permanents while doing literally nothing else
Lettuce_Toast: Win conditions are for losers
Smapdi_Flaffermann: bleedpurple500 bonus50
thraximore: Cameron dont tease me
djalternative: I do want to see a draft of 1 GRN, RNA, and WAR each.
m0nkeyrama: You, uh
SpookySpaghooti: honestly Nelson i wouldnt even be mad
TheWarbo: Nothing pack doo doo dodododooo
thraximore: Awwwww
zephlyn7790: prismite is fixing
wargodmogis: If you are told nothing, how did ben know that lands would be in RNA?
Kykiwi: is cori hiding behind serge sneak drafting?
Kykiwi: oh
red_shoes_jeff: Or coffee!
m0nkeyrama: LUL Serge
TheMicah21: I spilt queso
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Altoguy16499: Beej should draft for Cori
TheWarbo: Ben poured one out for chat, just like Serge does in Raft
chickenace11: At least it wasn't the piece of a board game
IncredibleFrown: bringing cards back to life with the ol ori basic +sharpie strat?
Nefarious_Ned: You could have thrown a box and wiped all the pieces from the table....oh wait....
Lettuce_Toast: Hey cardstock is edible... right?
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gamercat88: mana is zero calories
Nefarious_Ned: lrrHEART
theonlyangelx: cause they're tasty
HerpesTornado: You can taste the value
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le__mage__bc: you make the mtg cards the toppings
Ukon_vasara: dont eat the tasty tasty cards
Lettuce_Toast: Anything is edible if you bite it hard enough
EOstby: Don't eat the delicious MAgic cards!
gamercat88: nacho pizza
shurtal: Turns out, a green blue deck splashing for Oketra actually wins games. Who'da thought?
theonlyangelx: the cards are tasty tho
noSmokeFire: licking the card explains the card
Mysticman89: turning this into a muchbang stream?
Mysticman89: mukbang
Oecking: Jace the Mind Salsa is my favorite snack
The_Trevolution: where are you guys streaming from?
CaptainSpam: The Magic stream has become Social Eating.
MuffinsOnAHill: Mmmm. deep fried cardstock.
iammorthos: the little mexican spot in fernwood square is good
longarmsshow: Taco Bell's nacho cheese is the bees knees
LJHero: top 10 anime betrayls number 10 dippin jace the mind sculptor un keso
fracassio: Tbf, this set is really good in terms of flavor
Nefarious_Ned: @noSmokeFire LOL!
mastershake29x: @The_Trevolution victoria, bc, canada
chaostreader: @the_trevolution They are in Canada
theonlyangelx: nelly is tuff
The_Trevolution: ah
wargodmogis: Debatable
seth_erickson: Tomato is like the opposite of spice
The_Trevolution: im in victoria tx lol
m0nkeyrama: Is it? :o
TheWarbo: But you need nachos because nachos have that satisfying KRONCH
RockPusher: cosmosEarth , Canada
itomeshi: Had a buddy who thought green bell peppers were spicy.
Count_Nodonora: Wait, Earth's in Canada?
jonasjonIV: Earth is in Canada. got it.
TrickJarrett: I am all for Seattle joining BC
EvilBadman: uh, excuse me this is a moon base
Darleysam: get to know, the place we're from, we're, fro, Halifax
Kykiwi: victoria owttowa canada
djalternative: I want to see Jace do some canonical promotional deals.
IncredibleFrown: i loved going to canada to see the earth in vancouver
Nigouki: was water Cori's only weakness? D:
jinaday: can you canadians hurry up and take over america so we can be better
Blasteg: They are drafting in the Solar Syatem
Lettuce_Toast: Turns out cori is a fire type
sblue333: Cori shriveled up
Gatorgoat68: I used to think pepperoni pizza was spicy
HerpesTornado: Not only are they spoiling the next 15 sets, Nelson is also spoiling Canada's world invasion plans
TheWarbo: meanwhile I just finished a burger with jalapenos and jalapeno-ranch sauce
justwhatever_idk: I've mentioned (and I am sure that many others have noticed) that the acronym FNPF looks like an onomatopoeia of some sort (I pronounce it "FINPF," your mileage may vary.) I'm curious if anyone has a good idea for where that sound effect may be used? Surely there is a context in MtG for someone to just go "FNPF"
RockPusher: Literally the ordering for local Indian place here has 'Kiwi Hot' and 'Indian Hot'
TheWarbo: FNPFLTHP?
sblue333: Indian spice represent
Sethadelphia: vindaloo...
TrickJarrett: Mmmmmm Ethiopian
noSmokeFire: @justwhatever_idk it's the noise a deck makes when you riffle shuffle
KharadBanar: @justwhatever_idk some sort of counterspell maybe
DarkMorford: justwhatever_idk It's the sound of a fart.
m0nkeyrama: that's so spicy WutFace
Lettuce_Toast: @justwhatever_idk Large pneumatic mechanisms closing
Kramburger: I went to a soup curry place in Japan that had a spicyness rating from 0-25. 10 was Medium
El_Funko: Gotta limber up to eat this real quick
kitcat97: I don't think I've ever had to take off my shirt to eat food lol
gamercat88: Thai spicy
justwhatever_idk: These are all good choices
Altoguy16499: Auger is basically a 1/3 wall in this format
HerpesTornado: This whole set is mostly standard cards
WowoT: this pack is just standard cards? thanks nelson didn't know war of the sparks wasnt in standard :P
Lettuce_Toast: Nice cards
sblue333: Idt neoform is limited playable tho
TheWarbo: Ben's deck has Magic cards
thraximore: !card augur of bolas
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IncredibleFrown: augur of bolas is capable of being a card but most of the time it is not
KharadBanar: I think Augur of Bolas can be a card in UR
kirbytronic: Sometimes I listen to Cameron talk and think, "You are me if I was smart."
Mangledpixel: One of my dormmates at University mistook a teaspoon for a tablespoon in his mother's curry recipe. Three of us sat there and eat through the incredibly hot result together, it was like a rite of passage.
gamercat88: TACO BELL the scariest god
Kykiwi: or just ocunter
Lettuce_Toast: bontu is pretty darn wild
Kykiwi: counter it *
IncredibleFrown: the ol role reversal
m0nkeyrama: All the gods are scary, Oketra might be the scariest
TheAwkes: So I had the pleasure of casting Neoform in a deck recently. I sacrificed a 2-drop and immediately learned that my deck contained no 3-drop creatures.
le__mage__bc: ilharg is sooo god especially with the Arkbow
Oecking: Yeah, I had 2 Gods and Liliana in my PR Kit and it was insane.
RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Lettuce_Toast: Aaay
Ubiki: I got to Illharg out Rhonas at my prerelease it felt really good
le__mage__bc: omg
seth_erickson: I got gideon and bontu in my prerelease
Gatorgoat68: I got Nicol Boas, Oketra and Ajani in my prerelease
Altoguy16499: my best PR kit had no mythics and my promos were Karn and Ignite the Beacon.
SrMuskrat: I had the pleasure of playing bontu multiple times in my ub control deck and he is disgusting
Altoguy16499: but my packs had Vivien and Ajani
ThingsOnMyStream: Now, back to important things: I feel like a true Baby shark substitute has to be 2 words, 2 syllables + 1 syllable
lutemuch: @Ubiki did you...play me?
loglab: i got dreadhorde invasion and oketra, real spicy
seth_erickson: I got two feathers in that pre release kit as well.
Ubiki: lutemuch are you in Lansing?
IncredibleFrown: i had the pleasure of casting role reversal to trade a third island for a second swamp, and then i cast bontu while they sat there with a hand full of uncastable black cards
HerpesTornado: @ThingsOnMyStream Seconded
chaostreader: Great. Now I can change back to 480p from 720p to see the cards.
le__mage__bc: I got Angrath, Ilharg, Arkbow, Nissa and massacre girl. so I JUND THEM !
lutemuch: nope
Oecking: My second PR Kit had 3 Kyoras for some reason
kirbytronic: I splashed Illharg in a green white deck. I used Kiora to untap the 2/4 mana dork to play it out xD
m0nkeyrama: That or one word with three syllables?
Statist42: hay chat, what up? what did i miss?
KharadBanar: @ThingsOnMyStream Magic cards t90Doo t90Doo t90Doo t90Doo t90Doo t90Doo
Earthenone: for example "thun-der cats dododododo
Earthenone: @Statist42 the drafting portion
DarkMorford: Zi-ppo-tricks doo doo do-doo do-doo
Oecking: @Statist42 Just the draft section. And Ben spilling water
m0nkeyrama: O-ke-tra SeriousSloth
Kalpho: Spider Dog dududududu
Statist42: oh sweet, thanks for thje info
TheWarbo: I pulled Ilharg in Arena sealed and didn't draw it once in 7-matches. :-( I was so hoping to do SURPRISE NIV
Earthenone: im sure ben spilling water will be in the highlights though posibly after the :this is why we cant have nice things" clip
chaostreader: @darkmorford Mc Edge Lord doo doo doo doo
kirbytronic: Why does the music make me want to play Mega Man every time
ThingsOnMyStream: @kirbytronic or streetfighter?
ThingsOnMyStream: Cori edits the highlight reel, so it will be up to her, I guess
m0nkeyrama: Can't wait to see what the others built, Ben and Serge had somewhat similar decks
le__mage__bc: Oh BTW, since we are talking about fighting games. How would you feel if they make a MTG fighting game with Planeswalker for characters ?
Oecking: I am so used to watching the VoDs, that when this music comes on I just try to skip ahead. Which only makes me look slightly stupid.
kirbytronic: @thingsonmystream after I'm done playing the originals. and the battle network games
kerbalized_: @Oecking I do the same. Or walk away from a Vod cuz I forget that I can pause it
m0nkeyrama: Cori has been doing a really good job with editing the highlights!
TheSeraphman: aww, missed the draft, how'd it go?
theonlyangelx: @le__mage__bc I have wanted that for some time
djalternative: @ThingsOnMyStream Cori should just once edit a hightlight reel that's all Cori.
Oecking: @kerbalized_ Oh god yeah. Every time.
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kerbalized_: @Oecking 10 minutes late "I wish I caught that play they keep mentioning.... oh wait"
kerbalized_: later
ThingsOnMyStream: Oecking I think it would have to be more like pokemon. a lot of planeswalkers don't really specialize in getting physically involved
kirbytronic: Does (new) Jace win when he's reduced to 0 HP in the mtg fighting game?
Statist42: watched the 'ben punches water glass" clip, now it feels like i havent missed a thing
TheWarbo: "I choose you, Vitu-Ghazi"
m0nkeyrama: Curious about the highlights, do you only select clips made during the day of the stream?
le__mage__bc: @theonlyangelx i would be great since every planeswalker uses a different type of magie, leading to different archetype and gameplay. And you could have pre-matched dialogue like Ob nixilis dismissing Tibalt or chandra sassing jace
KharadBanar: @kirbytronic He goes to the graveyard as a state-based action lrrBEEJ
le__mage__bc: it*
ThingsOnMyStream: m0nkeyrama nope, we take all the clips from the 2 week period
mtvcdm: What happens is the mod team works on greenlighting some of the clips sent. Once every two weeks, the greenlit clips are sent to the editing office for final curating and arrangement.
kirbytronic: @kharadbanar After he Ulted so you win
Oecking: Honestly, I'd love it as an RTS. Build artefacts, summon your army. Planeswalkers are hero units.
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m0nkeyrama: Gotcha, so like if someone made a clip of this stream a week from now, it could be in? @ThingsOnMyStream
mtvcdm: We MIGHT go in and do an extra pass of a show that lacks any clips or has very very few, but we may not get around to it, and we can't greenlight a clip that's not in the system.
IncredibleFrown: @ThingsOnMyStream i think people would overlook that kind of thing pretty easily; see stuff like dragonball fighterz where there's a vague excuse about why yamcha isn't folding to goku immediately
kirbytronic: Ya'll are making me remember MTG Battlegrounds
le__mage__bc: @Oecking that's a good concept too !
Elspeth_Tirel: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 44:54.
andy_reeed: DUPLEX CITY
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the info @mtvcdm , y'all do great work <3
pyrojakk: This music is so good
ThingsOnMyStream: lrrHEART for the mod team for shortlisting the clips. No offense, chat, but you folks clip a lot of weird stuff
mtvcdm: m0nkeyrama, if it's not the end of the cycle, yep!
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pyrojakk: Is there any playlist? Geez, it's great
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ThingsOnMyStream: so many clips of the going online screen
IncredibleFrown: well sometimes i click clip for the ability to rewind thirty seconds, and then find out later that it saved for some reason
TheWarbo: card reader test!
mastershake29x: @pyrojakk it's music by big giant circles
pyrojakk: Thanks! :)
le__mage__bc: i'm thiniking about things like that because I'm currently studiang at a videogame making school as a Game Designer and i find interresting how to translantes Magic's core mecanics into another genre of game
AetherShard: Is there a list of ! commands for LRRbot that I can access?
TheWarbo: !help
mtvcdm: You can also go to the VOD's in Twitch and clip from there if you missed the one you wanted the first time.
IncredibleFrown: but all the ones i want to actually clip fail to save half the time ofc
djalternative: @ThingsOnMyStream I'd be interested in seeing a collection of the weirdest clips you have
AetherShard: Thanks
djalternative: like a best of the best but the weirdest of the weird
m0nkeyrama: Yeah, I try to go back through clips I make to delete the accidental ones or the ones that end up being nothing
TheWarbo: I mean, I feel like the weirdest clips in this case are "why did you clip this boring thing"
ThingsOnMyStream: IncredibleFrown if you don't hit save *It still saves the clip* just without a name. it is really dumb
Oecking: Really? That's super dumb
ChrsJWlsn: I caught the begining of the draft and had to run, are they in deck-building now?
mastershake29x: @ChrsJWlsn yes
ChrsJWlsn: rad, didn't miss any games
m0nkeyrama: Yes, first round should be soonish
TheWarbo: you can't really complain about chat clipping weird things in the sense of "LRR people did a weird thing, and chat clipped that thing." That's kinda the point
Omthebox: Doesn't it... Tell you it won't save if you don't put in a name? What a cheat.
mtvcdm: We do actually get a lot in the database of the going-online screen of various streams. It may be people just hitting a clip button accidentally but there you go.
m0nkeyrama: If you don't name and save it, the clip will be whatever the original ~28 second clip was, it won't save any changes you made
getmyrez123: Lit
Earthenone: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the stone.
EvilBadman: @thewarbo weird clips can be stuff like titles or breaks. No apparent reason
Omthebox: This is a horrible system.
ThingsOnMyStream: Twitch pls
IncredibleFrown: at mods, while we're thinking about it do you prefer names that just give away the punchline, or does it not matter what i name them
m0nkeyrama: Clipping is a weird system, yeah
Oecking: I guess that Amazon money just buys lots of storage.
mtvcdm: In the backend, I will say unnamed clips get lowest priority. Name them whatever you want, just name them.
djalternative: I know a guy that once pulled a minecraft in real life and ended up with a cast for four months.
m0nkeyrama: It also sometimes changes the beginning/end times of the clips you make and cuts off stuff you wanted in
djalternative: *for a month
flatluigi: please don't pull your minecraft, kids
mtvcdm: And do try to leave a little leeway in your clip editing. If you edit it too tightly there might not be enough to use in the end.
djalternative: no. this was a full grown, increadibly wasted, adult
SpookySpaghooti: jesus people are silly
dialMforMara: what does it mean to pull a minecraft
IncredibleFrown: that's the other thing i was gonna ask, i like to leave space at the beginning and end for pacing and i was wondering if that just generates work for you
SpookySpaghooti: punch a tree
Oecking: But how do you pull a minecraft? Did they just full on punch a tree?
SpookySpaghooti: @dialMforMara
dialMforMara: ok
mtvcdm: Nope! You're doing the right thing, IncredibleFrown.
djalternative: He full on punched a tree
IncredibleFrown: nodding
djalternative: broke his wrist
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DarkMorford: Yo, even "softwoods" are pretty darn sturdy.
m0nkeyrama: Little bit of space allows for them to get the entirety of whatever you wanted to clip
JD_pwner: y not just say "he kids don't punch trees."?
Earthenone: bleedpurple50 bonus5 pride1 GLHF
Oecking: Well, that outcome doesn't seem super surprising.
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES @djalternative
ThingsOnMyStream: I like that punch a tree is now "doing a minecraft"
Omthebox: Not very well in my opinion.
Sarah_Serinde: Sometimes I get clips of a fun moment, but the start or end has gotten cut off so I have to either not use it, or go in and make my own clip of it. So yeah, leaving extra space is good :)
Sarah_Serinde: (Also hi, I saw clip talk so here I am :D)
radioshackraider: Has round 1 started?
Oecking: Nope @radioshackraider
DarkMorford: Hey Sarah
NanashiSword: Not yet
Omthebox: Now. Building a slaughter farm to automatically generate a resource. That's true minecraft.
electrum516: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 52:29.
m0nkeyrama: Hello @Sarah_Serinde , apologies if your one of the ones who has to go through my clips
Blasteg: The first time I play minecraft, I quitted after 2 minutes trying to MASH down a tree
TriseAlpha: (watching an ad) Quick! Use the card!
TheWarbo: Yeah if I'm clipping for highlight reel I leave extra space. If I'm clipping to share just in the normal use of Twitch clips, I often don't.
Blasteg: turns out that wouldn;t work
djalternative: @Omthebox no. that's capitalism
ostcrammath: industrialization is the darkest timeline Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Also re: titles, call them pretty much anything you want, it's the fact that it has a title at all that's most useful :)
radioshackraider: Thanks. I thought the stream was due to start now, not an hour ago.
Oecking: I think that's called capitalism. @Omthebox
Omthebox: Minecapitalism.
Sarah_Serinde: m0nkeyrama Nah you make a bunch of good ones :)
mtvcdm: M0nkeyrama, you actually generate a LOT of stuff that ends up in the reel. You have nothing to apologize for.
electrum516: Hey chat, just got here what's tonight's format?
m0nkeyrama: LUL thanks <3
Earthenone: War Draft
dialMforMara: @electrum516 WAR draft
TheWarbo: Yeah, the new schedule moved all the LRR 6pm streams up to 5
Blasteg: WAR drift
electrum516: Ok thanks guys 😄
dialMforMara: @Omthebox minecrapitalism? (sadness farms make me also sad)
Earthenone: the draft portion is over, we are waiting on the cards to be dried off for round 1
Omthebox: Good ol' sadness farms.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh! Something that IS super useful: if you're making a clip for yourself and not the reel, and you don't care what the title is, if you call it something that tells us to ignore it then that'll save us time
TheWarbo: I got this beer at the beginning of this break, I might be grabbing another one before it ends. :-D
LRRbot: Law-Rune Enforcer [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | {1}, {T}: Tap target creature with converted mana cost 2 or greater.
IncredibleFrown: @Sarah_Serinde noted chief
Earthenone: recognizer is going at least
Blasteg: someone's deck building on card reader
TheWarbo: yup
Oecking: Oh do I hate that Enforcer.
Shukokai: I play sliver and i like it!
Sarah_Serinde: But anyway thanks to everyone who does make the clips, we couldn't do the reel without you all lrrHEART
Earthenone: who plays creatures in that weird mana cost range?
Altoguy16499: is it me, or is this a longer break than normal?
Blasteg: I got tricked into white by this card in my pre-release
Oecking: But at least it's not Dominaria Limited with the damn Icy Manipulator.
DaMullet14: Earthenone which is the weird range, 2+ or 0-1?
djalternative: It's a harder set to deckbuild
m0nkeyrama: Decks in this format often take a little extra thought
Elspeth_Tirel: Tricked into white? Nonsense, white is the one true mana
Earthenone: 2+
mastershake29x: @Altoguy16499 the break between drafting and deck building is usually on the long side
IncredibleFrown: less than three icy manipulator
Blasteg: Not when your Green is full of bombs :P
Baldrash: Umm, well THAT slide's wrong.
dialMforMara: I'm working on a Standard Goblins list, and a lot of the good goblins are at 3-5 mana
ThingsOnMyStream: We should start using that sharazad we have on set to set the card reader, just to confuse everyone
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Oecking: Extra though? I played 4 colours with both my PR Kits and it was amazing. LUL
bwk789: Just joined the stream. What’ve i missed?
Oecking: thought*
IncredibleFrown: please do not spill water on your sharazad
DarkMorford: Elspeth_Tirel If you've ever seen Mine O'Clock, you'd know that real mana is actually blue.
Ubiki: Smash Smash Smash, Not Gruul then die!
Earthenone: @bwk789 the draft portion
Blasteg: @bwk789 you missed the drift
AetherShard: Where are they deckbuilding? All I see is the commercial break.
le__mage__bc: @bwk789 only the draft
m0nkeyrama: First round is starting shortly
bwk789: Thanks all
Earthenone: they are deckbuilding off stream
djalternative: !smash
LRRbot: Put Madeline in Smash, you cowards!
Elspeth_Tirel: Force mono white or bust. Also I never win limited events...
mastershake29x: @AetherShard they deckbuild off-screen so they can do it faster
bwk789: The
dialMforMara: @AetherShard afaik they only do onscreen deckbuilding at the PPRs
DoctorCactus: will LRR have a modern horizons pre release?
Earthenone: yes
Kykiwi: yes
dialMforMara: yes!
Radyin: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:09.
Blasteg: they used to onscreen deck build, but it's taking too much time according to James
LRRbot: Law-Rune Enforcer [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | {1}, {T}: Tap target creature with converted mana cost 2 or greater.
DoctorCactus: awesome!
mastershake29x: @DoctorCactus yes, details TBA
AetherShard: @mastershake29x Thanks, I thought someone said they were deckbuilding on card reader.
LRRbot: Chandra's Pyrohelix [1R] | Instant | Chandra’s Pyrohelix deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
Oecking: Oh damn. Forgot about that one. Now I am excited.
gilbro_: eta?
awesome100k: !smash
LRRbot: Put free 2-day shipping in Smash, you cowards!
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bwk789: Any bombs in the packs?
dialMforMara: @AetherShard that's bc we keep seeing LRRbot respond to cards on the card reader
IncredibleFrown: i forced mono-white in dom once and got rewarded @Elspeth_Tirel
volraths_bane: The break just running a little long because Cori's cards have dissolved into a slurry which makes shuffling up a bit difficult
djalternative: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:43:42. lrrSPOT
Kykiwi: beej is probly having a bit of time seting up the match overlay
m0nkeyrama: Right, this is Beej's first time on tech for this
Earthenone: i, for one, blame james
m0nkeyrama: We're heeere!
andy_reeed: What is the order of the sub badges
Elspeth_Tirel: Eyyy
Oecking: If no one can recognize what the card is, you can just make up what it does. I am sure how that works.
Kykiwi: we are baaaaaacks!
longarmsshow: Lets paper fight!
jonasjonIV: yay!
le__mage__bc: no cam ?
korvys: Not the PPR, Serge
awesome100k: !help
korvys: :P
Jacobontherun1: another preprerelease?
TemporallyAwry: PPR eh? Wow, that draft took a turn :D
le__mage__bc: camera*
Earthenone: blue-yellow-silver gold
jonasjonIV: BEEJ BEEJ!
TheWarbo: lrrHEART lrrBEEJ
lutemuch: Go Adam!
gamercat88: lrrBEEJ
m0nkeyrama: Yay Beej! 👏 👏 👏
FRZNFRIES: whoo beej!
DarkMorford: katesThank katesThank
nuug_: its the postpreprerelease!
Znazl: BEEJ moon2CUTE
thraximore: Beej!!!
GoblinRanger: yay lrrBEEJ
noSmokeFire: fronds!
Aarek: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Windbrisk: BEEJ!!
Iceberg_Man: thanks Beej
Orgmastron: Tech lrrBEEJ
ThingsOnMyStream: yay Beej!
zuchen_120: Got back in the app just to thank Beej! lrrBEEJ
m0nkeyrama: LUL
noSmokeFire: whoa, nelly!
Oecking: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrHEART
IncredibleFrown: it's no longer even single pre, serge
justwhatever_idk: I'm gonna class in Beej: beej beej beej beej beej beej
noSmokeFire: lrrBEEJ !!
justwhatever_idk: clap**
RobotHitchhiker: I thought the pre-pre-release was a spilling water joke.
VelvetFalcon: Pre-pre release 2!
noSmokeFire: post-prerelease
Earthenone: so adam sucessfully bullied nelson, got it
HerpesTornado: mono colored draft? :O
getgudder: this set is fucking gas
bwk789: You can hear the lack of beard from production corner
thraximore: I wonder what the judge call was
LRRbot: Law-Rune Enforcer [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | {1}, {T}: Tap target creature with converted mana cost 2 or greater.
TheWarbo: Planarwide :-D
SompSmash: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 59:48.
m0nkeyrama: It took life from Nelson LUL
Kykiwi: mono white mogThinking
LRRbot: Rising Populace [2W] | Creature — Human [2/2] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Rising Populace.
ferro_man: the lifetotals are wrong
djalternative: The life is the wrong way round
DarkMorford: Uh... Adam?
Znazl: wrong HP
Omthebox: Interesting.
MAPBoardgames: How long before he realizes?
dialMforMara: Adam, do the life right
Lettuce_Toast: Lifetotals are reversed
m0nkeyrama: Our ipad looks reversed
Earthenone: @Elspeth_Tirel looks like nelson shares your draft plan
Altoguy16499: man, poor nelson. He's killing himself :(
LRRbot: Kraul Stinger [2G] | Creature — Insect Assassin [2/2] | Deathtouch
Omthebox: Im so proud of adam cheating
Mewr11: That, uh, sure how life works
ZaneReichley: hp is switched
justwhatever_idk: This is Adam's Stealth Play: he's going to win by taking Nelson's life down
colonelcustard2000: Nelson paying life to attack lul
Znazl: moon2GOOD
gamercat88: adam, you tried lol
LRRbot: Makeshift Battalion [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever Makeshift Battalion and at least two other creatures attack, put a +1/+1 counter on Makeshift Battalion.
Elspeth_Tirel: Aww yea mono white baby
Elspeth_Tirel: And a soldier!
LRRbot: Centaur Nurturer [3G] | Creature — Centaur Druid [2/4] | When Centaur Nurturer enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Despoiler98: BURN
m0nkeyrama: That was like when Adam was drafting on Arena and his opponent's Bolas' Citadel took Adam's life instead
TheWarbo: Nelson going in harsh
Lettuce_Toast: Looks like aggro to me
LRRbot: Dovin, Hand of Control [2{W/U}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Dovin [5] | Artifact, instant, and sorcery spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast. / −1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage that would be dealt to and dealt by target permanent an opponent controls.
noSmokeFire: if you don't have homemade battalions, storebought is fine
EOstby: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
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Kykiwi: too bad energy isnt really used
LRRbot: Toll of the Invasion [2B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
LRRbot: Bond of Discipline [4W] | Sorcery | Tap all creatures your opponents control. Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.
m0nkeyrama: Oof, that bond is so good
Earthenone: that was a strong discard
Earthenone: would have been a 14 point swing
geekvs: whats adams deck called?
LRRbot: Makeshift Battalion [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever Makeshift Battalion and at least two other creatures attack, put a +1/+1 counter on Makeshift Battalion.
thefreak013: Thank you, Serge, for putting the card in the graveyard!
Earthenone: planarwide Smellerbration
Lettuce_Toast: It's onscreen
Znazl: Populace Rise Up
SoldieroFortune: Wouldn't the populace .... populate?
geekvs: sorry got it. bad eyes
TheWarbo: Wait overnight for your populace to rise
Taveena: Events have caused the populace to become un-lowered.
LRRbot: Challenger Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll [6/5] | Each creature you control with power 4 or greater can’t be blocked by more than one creature.
gamercat88: if populace rises for more than 4 hours see a doctor
MuffinsOnAHill: The yeasty populace rises.
m0nkeyrama: Big boy indeed
HerpesTornado: Populace begins, the populace and the populace rises?
LRRbot: Rising Populace [2W] | Creature — Human [2/2] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Rising Populace.
TheAwkes: Challenger troll plays well with menace.
Znazl: SQUEAK
DarkMorford: sergeSqueak ?
geekvs: conditional menace
zuchen_120: Tell me he has angrath too...
Lettuce_Toast: Deal poison damage to the troll, they're resistant to fire!
questions_sleep: @gamercat88 damn you got there before me
Oecking: I just imagine the Challenger Troll screaming "Debate Me" at everyone.
m0nkeyrama: Cow dad would be sweet
LRRbot: Herald of the Dreadhorde [3B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [3/2] | When Herald of the Dreadhorde dies, amass 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
LRRbot: Arlinn's Wolf [2G] | Creature — Wolf [3/2] | Arlinn’s Wolf can’t be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
LRRbot: Law-Rune Enforcer [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | {1}, {T}: Tap target creature with converted mana cost 2 or greater.
postmodernpajamawrestler: Arlinn's Good Boy
le__mage__bc: @Oecking The troll is doing the "change my mind" meme
IncredibleFrown: love 2 tap
m0nkeyrama: So much law on Nelson's side
m0nkeyrama: :o
Taveena: War Trolls are immune to fire, but vulnerable to acid. Crystal Trolls, meanwhile, are only vulnerable to Sonic/Thunder damage.
voslan: He is the LAW!
red_shoes_jeff: @voslan LAAAW!
geekvs: sanic dmg ftw
IncredibleFrown: 2 tap 2 furious
Lettuce_Toast: It's treason then
Oecking: It obviously should be Tap Tap Concede.
voslan: Law demands you Tap!
Znazl: pass the counter deck
ThingsOnMyStream: Adam fought the law and the law...might win? We'll see
Kykiwi: I think the law mgiht loose
m0nkeyrama: Look Serge, a woodland creature that escaped from your multipals shenanigans sergeHeart SeriousSloth
LRRbot: Ajani's Pridemate [1W] | Creature — Cat Soldier [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Ajani’s Pridemate.
TheWarbo: the law is very quickly running out of fog
TwilightAvalon: Time for Adam to top deck Planar Celebration
LRRbot: Leyline Prowler [1BG] | Creature — Nightmare Beast [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
zuchen_120: I have the card kingdom starter cube from GRN and I wonder if these uncommon PWs would still be too powerful for it, or just powerful enough.
Znazl: Leyline sink
NexusVoxx: Rampire Nighthawk
ThingsOnMyStream: "I fought the law and won" isn't as good a song
Ubiki: nighthawk of paradise
theonlyangelx: vampire nightbork
wtrob: That's very good @NexusVoxx
PatFromIT: Swiss army nightmare
LRRbot: Paradise Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [2/1] | Paradise Druid has hexproof as long as it’s untapped.(It can’t be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
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volraths_bane: Armoire is goood
MuffinsOnAHill: Dorkline Prowler.
TwilightAvalon: Adam has all the ramp
TheAwkes: Adam on all the best fixing in Golgari.
m0nkeyrama: I think Nelson's deck is the first monocolored draft deck I've seen in this format
kanimaras: adam builds very strong decks
volraths_bane: How does auto correct turn Rampire into Armoire?
getgudder: I hope Adam drafted a finale of devastation
m0nkeyrama: He's very good at limited seabatSEAL
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Earthenone: @getgudder one WAS opened
LRRbot: Pollenbright Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | When Pollenbright Druid enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / • Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Blasteg: wonder if the Angelcraft Carrier is in Nelson's deck...
TheWarbo: Of these decks, the one where I most feel like "I hope he has the Finale" is not Adam
Kykiwi: nelso has drawn like 70% of his land base
m0nkeyrama: Parhelion would be spooky
Earthenone: adam has access to 12 mana with his dorks at the moment
DarkMorford: How is it still 20-18? Somebody turn their dudes sideways!
Oecking: The white finally is so good. Gotta love some nice 2/2s.
radioshackraider: Ah, Serge being off by one again. Classic Serge
Lettuce_Toast: and here I thought ben was the one flooding
LRRbot: Battlefield Promotion [1W] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
TwilightAvalon: Adam has 13 mana
ArcOfTheConclave: tats 10 serge
TwilightAvalon: and Adam can cast all 5 Glory cards with X=19_
NexusVoxx: @DarkMorford thats exactly the problem with all these enforcers
sniperserpent: Nelson just needs to draw parhelion II
TwilightAvalon: x=10+
sivakrytos: !card deathsprout
LRRbot: Deathsprout [1BBG] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
TheWarbo: what did Adam play?
Nemowoodbine: Adam, cardreader
Earthenone: deathsprout
Feminine_Desires: adam is now in a better shape because he got to shuffle.
TheWarbo: thx
LRRbot: Deathsprout [1BBG] | Instant | Destroy target creature. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
Earthenone: kill a dude and search a land
LRRbot: Iron Bully [3] | Artifact Creature — Golem [1/1] | Menace (This creature can’t be blocked except by two or more creatures.) / When Iron Bully enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
NanashiSword: I wonder if Nelson has the white Finale.... that would be good right now
m0nkeyrama: The bully 👀
NexusVoxx: boolie
sivakrytos: he's being bullied
DarkMorford: Plz no bulli
Pharmacistjudge: good evening everyone
m0nkeyrama: Bully shines with proliferate
Pharmacistjudge: everyone playing nice and legally?
m0nkeyrama: Evening @Pharmacistjudge
NexusVoxx: idk about nice
NexusVoxx: Kappa
shurtal: Hey chat, general WAR draft question, whats the minimum number of charmed strays you can run in a deck to make them viable? I got three in a green white deck
DarkMorford: @Pharmacistjudge Nelson's bullying Serge
DarkMorford: Adam*
Earthenone: two law bringers are in play, we are quite legal
KamikaziManiac: 0
TheAwkes: Pharmacistjudge yep. Serge isn't playing yet. Everything legal so far.
JA_Pinkerton: board stall in WAR? who would have thought !
noSmokeFire: law=brought
NexusVoxx: @shurtal i was gonna say 3, but ive never done it myself. saw an opponent who had at least 3 and it worked
chaostreader: Vigilance.
NexusVoxx: constant vigilange
Feminine_Desires: Wow, is WAR naturally "draw all teh lands!"
Kykiwi: stream def gonna be 4 hours Kappa
LRRbot: Wanderer's Strike [4W] | Sorcery | Exile target creature, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Skasher4430: HELLO CHAT
benperterkofsky: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:15:32.
shurtal: @NexusVoxx I have two Ajani's so hopefully 3 kitties is enough
NexusVoxx: that seems solid tbh
LRRbot: Band Together [2G] | Instant | Up to two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to another target creature.
MuffinsOnAHill: Is Nelson just 1 land away from a Finale of Glory, or am I miscounting his lands?
m0nkeyrama: Band together is great removal in green seabatTROG
LRRbot: Storm the Citadel [4G] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain “Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls.”
MuffinsOnAHill: If he even has one.
m0nkeyrama: Hooooly, that's a big swing
kanimaras: right in the plexes
MrPolyK: sergeHolyMoly
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly
TheWarbo: yeah Storm the Citadel has done work for me
LRRbot: Ugin's Conjurant [X] | Creature — Spirit Monk [0/0] | Ugin’s Conjurant enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / If damage would be dealt to Ugin’s Conjurant while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove that many +1/+1 counters from Ugin’s Conjurant.
shurtal: Of course, i haven't gotten more than 2 wins in a draft in the last 4 drafts i've done, so lets see how this pile goes
noSmokeFire: turns out a bad overrun is still kind of an overrun
m0nkeyrama: LUL if that had been the white finale
Boros_Burger_Battalion: Druid should live? Was a 4/3 blocked by a 2/2?
le__mage__bc: i think nelson did an illegal bolck last turn
Blasteg: spectacle!
m0nkeyrama: Bully was a 3/3 @Boros_Burger_Battalion
JA_Pinkerton: noSmokeFire - most cards are good in draft, under certain conditions
Boros_Burger_Battalion: Ah
Earthenone: bully was a 1/1 with 2 counters on it
Pharmacistjudge: what makes you say that @le__mage__bc
m0nkeyrama: got an extra counter from strike's proliferate
NexusVoxx: @le__mage__bc it's not menace, its anti-menace
LRRbot: Planewide Celebration [5GG] | Sorcery | Choose four. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Create a 2/2 Citizen creature token that’s all colors. / • Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Proliferate. / • You gain 4 life.
le__mage__bc: challenge troll. Druid was 4/3
Kykiwi: oof
Pharmacistjudge: !card Challenger Troll
LRRbot: Challenger Troll [4G] | Creature — Troll [6/5] | Each creature you control with power 4 or greater can’t be blocked by more than one creature.
NexusVoxx: @le__mage__bc cant be multiblocked is what that says
SpookySpaghooti: Planewide Celebration, also known as 7 mana Proliferate 4
Pharmacistjudge: more than one creature
le__mage__bc: oh
le__mage__bc: sry misread that
LRRbot: Arlinn's Wolf [2G] | Creature — Wolf [3/2] | Arlinn’s Wolf can’t be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
Pharmacistjudge: it's opay
LRRbot: Kraul Stinger [2G] | Creature — Insect Assassin [2/2] | Deathtouch
Pharmacistjudge: okay
ninja_theory_ashrams: "ugin's dies to state based effects"
LRRbot: Defiant Strike [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Enforcer Griffin [4W] | Creature — Griffin [3/4] | Flying
noSmokeFire: Challenger Troll is a way less common effect overall
le__mage__bc: man challenger troll + angrath = best dream
Elspeth_Tirel: So, uh, what happened to that mono white plan?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Kykiwi: XD
n3ther: lol
Pharmacistjudge: Match? that was game 1 serge
noSmokeFire: pulling the conjurant out from under its die: very smooth
DoctorCactus: imagine nelson is splashing a single island for time wipe
TheWarbo: Serge: "I'm not on camera dangit" :-P
Oecking: Yeah this set is so ridiculously bomb heavy. So many instant wins.
NexusVoxx: just 60 power
Pharmacistjudge: Ugin's Spirt dude bricking deathtouch is really strong in this matchup
Blasteg: and 60 toughness
m0nkeyrama: Casual 60 power if you cast the finale for 10
tehcrashxor: First match of the night?
Oecking: Yeah, that's so good. Actually messed that up in a draft @Pharmacistjudge
Thromoking: New keyword term for when X=10 on the Finales - Grand
Earthenone: @tehcrashxor yup
djalternative: "Eye no haow wurds werk" -Serge 2019
tehcrashxor: thanks Earthenone
Pharmacistjudge: most people are going with "gonna give it to you" for that X=10 mechanic
Pharmacistjudge: well X >=10
m0nkeyrama: LUL the full 4 color greed
TheWarbo: on the subject of "how words work" can I note the card is Planewide not Planarwide
NexusVoxx: a farm upstate
m0nkeyrama: Is there a cave? seabatTROG seabatTROG
Pharmacistjudge: go back to the library?
Crashzxs: mulligan pit
SquareDotCube: The golf course, or the highlands
Kalpho: mulligan marsh
MemePlebBoi: did you guys know that a ppr was in pewdiepie's video?
Pharmacistjudge: where mulligans should go...unless they are taking that serum powder
noSmokeFire: mulligan's island?
Oecking: The 4 colour greed was so fun in the PR. Basically just played green for fixing though. :'D
Pharmacistjudge: then they are exiled
Altoguy16499: Mulligans go out to a ranch where they can live with freedom, just like my dog as a kid
1StarPeeps5starGames: with the amount of hands i mulligan i can tell you its not a lonely place
theonlyangelx: yeah, constructed is a different story, but I'm on King Trogs side here
PhorrestGaze: Is he implying causation?
NexusVoxx: idk t1 island ancestral can dig you out of a mull to 4 pretty handily
Kalpho: mulligans live in the midwest, all land
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land — Plains | ({T}: Add {W}.)
gamercat88: mulligan motes
IncredibleFrown: yea but your chance to win with a crap seven or a crap six is already damaged
LRRbot: Pollenbright Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | When Pollenbright Druid enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / • Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
LRRbot: Rising Populace [2W] | Creature — Human [2/2] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Rising Populace.
Altoguy16499: aggressive mulls are a lot more legit in constructed
kirbytronic: Serge that's because you have Wheeler whispering in your ear
TheWarbo: I 2/2 too
LRRbot: Loxodon Sergeant [3W] | Creature — Elephant Soldier [3/3] | Vigilance / When Loxodon Sergeant enters the battlefield, other creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.
Oecking: E Tu/Tu
Styxseus: Technically, wouldnt it be "If youre in a situation where you need to mulligan, your chance of winning goes down", because mulligan might still increase odds over keeping a bad hand
m0nkeyrama: Choo choo!
LRRbot: Centaur Nurturer [3G] | Creature — Centaur Druid [2/4] | When Centaur Nurturer enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
dylanbbb: In drafts it is something like 13% drop in win percentage for every card mulliganed. At least the statistics based on magic online theros draft had that happen
NexusVoxx: love that centaur honestly
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m0nkeyrama: That centaur is pure value
LRRbot: Pouncing Lynx [1W] | Creature — Cat [2/1] | As long as it’s your turn, Pouncing Lynx has first strike.
m0nkeyrama: Allows for greedy decks, too
Pharmacistjudge: in slower formats like this, the mulligan matters less
NexusVoxx: like 3 times not ive played 3+ color GB and it just works
MAPBoardgames: Nahh. Been in his hand the whole time
Oecking: Yeah. I love the tap for any colour dorks i this set.
Pharmacistjudge: if you go to turn 15...the opening 7 matters less compared to a format where you only got to turn 7
m0nkeyrama: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
Znazl: Squeak!
NexusVoxx: !squeak
Heinzes_: sergeSqueak
flatluigi: serge....
wtrob: sergeSqueak
LRRbot: Toll of the Invasion [2B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
TheWarbo: sergeSqueak
Pharmacistjudge: sergeSqueak
SquirrelEarl: sergeSqueak
LRRbot: Bond of Discipline [4W] | Sorcery | Tap all creatures your opponents control. Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.
Lettuce_Toast: How does the human body even make that sound?
LRRbot: God-Pharaoh's Statue [6] | Legendary Artifact | Spells your opponents cast cost {2} more to cast. / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses 1 life.
LRRbot: Gideon's Triumph [1W] | Instant | Target opponent sacrifices a creature that attacked or blocked this turn. If you control a Gideon planeswalker, that player sacrifices two of those creatures instead.
m0nkeyrama: Oh, the statue
NexusVoxx: the double thorn of amethyst on that thing is brutal
Feminine_Desires: statue is good in his deck, but it's ... not that great of a card.
PhorrestGaze: the countdown is at 20
LRRbot: Storm the Citadel [4G] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain “Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, destroy target artifact or enchantment defending player controls.”
m0nkeyrama: 20 turn clock seabatTROG
dylanbbb: Can't
NexusVoxx: sphere of resistance, i suppose
PhorrestGaze: oh look, the thing
Earthenone: smash the state
SamanthaVess: @Earthenone Statue*
m0nkeyrama: That card is actually pretty decent
PhorrestGaze: adam's showing a very strong deck
m0nkeyrama: The artifact/enchanment removal text on that card is also not irrelevant
Ukon_vasara: like, how bad do they have to make an overrun before its not actually playable?
TheWarbo: Yeah my evaluation of StC went pretty far up after I played with it
chaostreader: Wizards seemed to avoid putting trample on anything this set.
LRRbot: Loxodon Sergeant [3W] | Creature — Elephant Soldier [3/3] | Vigilance / When Loxodon Sergeant enters the battlefield, other creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.
djalternative: oh hey. Nelly has the Fuck It Reprint Everything sleves
LRRbot: Pouncing Lynx [1W] | Creature — Cat [2/1] | As long as it’s your turn, Pouncing Lynx has first strike.
Earthenone: not the kronch wrangler :P
Earthenone: also a 4/5 trample that gives your team trample
MuffinsOnAHill: My BG ramp deck kept getting crushed by StC in prerelease.
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island | ({T}: Add {U}.)
LRRbot: Rising Populace [2W] | Creature — Human [2/2] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Rising Populace.
m0nkeyrama: Arena makes a lot of things very clear to understand
ninja_theory_ashrams: watched the "agents of shield" trailer today, and thought "gee this song sounds familiar, where have I heard it recently?" then I remembered it was in the War of the Spark trailer
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noSmokeFire: "punish me more" -Nelly
Jacobontherun1: The mind games
Kykiwi: XD the mind games
Jacobontherun1: subtle taps
Znazl: If the statue fell and adam played celebration it would have been a great flavor win
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle it. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
NexusVoxx: he chooses not to block. entirely a choice here
m0nkeyrama: Ah, Adam got that card
HoodedBowman: I missed the draft portion. lrrAWW
LRRbot: Primordial Wurm [4GG] | Creature — Wurm [7/6]
LRRbot: Enforcer Griffin [4W] | Creature — Griffin [3/4] | Flying
zed_alpha: Did Adam open the door and get on the floor?
m0nkeyrama: 18 more turns :o
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hd_dabnado: At this time of the stream, adam goozled himself from nelson's statue when playing finale of devastation.
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Altoguy16499: I think Nelly is dead :(
m0nkeyrama: Turns out making everything cost 2 more is pretty dece
Kykiwi: nelly can just kill the wurm i think he can catch uo
LRRbot: Band Together [2G] | Instant | Up to two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to another target creature.
ADTalks: he was dead when he didn't just let his statue die and just swing back
Ukon_vasara: saw someone playing that in standard STAX on arena, 6 mana shocks yall
ninja_theory_ashrams: banding is back
LRRbot: Law-Rune Enforcer [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | {1}, {T}: Tap target creature with converted mana cost 2 or greater.
m0nkeyrama: RIP
Pharmacistjudge: !card meteorite
LRRbot: Meteorite [5] | Artifact | When Meteorite enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: War Screecher [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/3] | Flying / {5}{W}, {T}: Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
PhorrestGaze: shivin meteor isn't legal in this format.
HerpesTornado: Adam might DC
Lettuce_Toast: F for our boi who dreamed the mono draft
Pharmacistjudge: umm serge...meteorite only does 2 damage. Adam is at 16
Kykiwi: F
theonlyangelx: GGWP
ParabolaPanda: @ninja_theory_ashrams congrats on subbing for longer than the lrrbot
ADTalks: and kaya on top
ADTalks: so sad
LRRbot: Bolas's Citadel [3BBB] | Legendary Artifact | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may play the top card of your library. If you cast a spell this way, pay life equal to its converted mana cost rather than pay its mana cost. / {T}, Sacrifice ten nonland permanents: Each opponent loses 10 life.
m0nkeyrama: Adam might leave to pee and forget he's in a game
Himyul: no tap tap unsleeve?
WowoT: what did adam want to go get?
m0nkeyrama: oooo, the citadel
m0nkeyrama: GGs
LRRbot: God-Pharaoh's Statue [6] | Legendary Artifact | Spells your opponents cast cost {2} more to cast. / At the beginning of your end step, each opponent loses 1 life.
gamercat88: ggs
Lettuce_Toast: was dead either way but definite punt
Soruk: good morning, it's 4am and I just got a new job woop
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Banrael: bleedpurple100 bonus10 Yay, home before the stream is over, have some bits.
Earthenone: @Banrael you only missed the first game at that!
Banrael: @Earthenone Yeah! I'm excited! Usually my Fridays end up with me sneaking in during the sub welcome, hah.
Twilight_Spark: BLOOD for the CHAT GOD
NexusVoxx: what are we gonna do with blood tho?
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Twilight_Spark: I dunno.
djalternative: give the blood to the blood goat
NexusVoxx: i'd take some skulls for my skull throne tho
Banrael: I figure we can find a use for it? Donate it somewhere?
Soruk: depends on the blood type
Mewr11: Wait, so is this just pokemon then? That's the only case where I associate "battling for your enjoyment" with positive emotions
HoodedBowman: Chat for the blood god. @twilight_spark LUL
Mrjugglingbear: Cave paintings?
djalternative: a whole lot of blood puding?
Mrjugglingbear: @djalternative great idea!
Mewr11: Transfusions?
djalternative: why would we ever use blood for that?
Mewr11: Ah, right, I'm being silly. Put it in a centrifuge and recover some iron from it
AllStarGyudon: just got in, is it over or are they taking a break?
AllStarGyudon: nvm, that solves that
Earthenone: its a break after first round
m0nkeyrama: Missed round 1
TheWarbo: between matches 1 & 2
AllStarGyudon: thanks y'all
djalternative: My personal favorite is using the blood for particularly spooky pens
m0nkeyrama: still got rounds 2 and 3 to go 👀
HoodedBowman: Adam kicked in Nelly's teeth. It was fun.
m0nkeyrama: Ben v Serge and Cam v Cori coming up
longarmsshow: This song kicks ass
carrotzone: anybody know the song?
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Domomaru: i don't think i can root for either in that matchup. serge and ben are both cinnamon rolls that i want good things to happen to
djalternative: it'll show up at the bottom shortly @carrotzone
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mutantironman05: Hey that my name!
mastershake29x: @carrotzone snowcones (remix) by big giant circles
Earthenone: i think in the magic world serge is the heel
djalternative: provided the song doesn't end before the plate comes up
Feminine_Desires: And it does exactly that :p
m0nkeyrama: Serge as a heel 🤔
djalternative: Serge has always been the heel
Earthenone: though in this matchup i think ben is on blue black control so.... i see the delema
m0nkeyrama: He did do some major murder hobo work in multipals today
Earthenone: or rather grixis
Feminine_Desires: don't think he has enough amass to make that rakdos rare work for him however,
m0nkeyrama: Hello!
le__mage__bc: yay cam and cori !
theonlyangelx: rip
flatluigi: time to figure out who will truly become human
Znazl: Adam does that
NexusVoxx: talking sim War of the spark
Lettuce_Toast: Well, only some of the planeswalkers amass
TheWarbo: Is this match Detroit: the Gathering?
GrandLlamaQ: It's time for the Talking Sim Grudge Match!
pyrehand: Talking Simulator: War of the spark edition
djalternative: the two C-lettered LRR members!
ArcticAimee: Finally catching another stream live!
m0nkeyrama: Right, this is a battle of the cohosts 👀
MAPBoardgames: Nickelbakolis?
Earthenone: the C team
NexusVoxx: @djalternative dont forget Ceej
Despoiler98: We dont serve your kind here
Fruan: Bolas, no Bowling.
flatluigi: cam cori and celson
Ubiki: Ravnica: Become Planeswalker
TwilightAvalon: Cam, Cori, Cathleen
TwilightAvalon: Kappa
chibi_bento: wait a minute... is war of the spark just MtG's version of endgame?
LRRbot: Grim Initiate [R] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | First strike / When Grim Initiate dies, amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
shadowypenguin: now you just need a walker
MAPBoardgames: @Ubiki don't remind them of Talking Sim. Unless you want to see drunken magic.
m0nkeyrama: LUL that's perfect
Znazl: cam on red moon2VERYSCARED
agloc2023: who won round one
LRRbot: Martyr for the Cause [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Martyr for the Cause dies, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
m0nkeyrama: Adam @agloc2023
karmakamikaze: @MAPBoardgames I want to see drunken magic, it's my favorite magic
Earthenone: i like it its 2 bodys for one mana
Lettuce_Toast: Cam plays "not a civil rights allegory" for 2 and a red
LRRbot: Lazotep Reaver [1B] | Creature — Zombie Beast [1/2] | When Lazotep Reaver enters the battlefield, amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
Earthenone: also first strike plays well with sac outlets
m0nkeyrama: I hope Cori's deck survived the dishwasher
dialMforMara: doomed traveler makes a flyer
m0nkeyrama: Poor Nelson BibleThump
flatluigi: i can't believe cam manages to play blue in black/red
Znazl: Nelson gets bullied round 2 NotLikeThis
Earthenone: now we can see if tidepods can melt lazotep!
evalarene: okay something is weird, here. the bot is showing me the card before the liven person plays it. mayhap I shoukd watch this on my computer with the hardwired connection.
Despoiler98: ITS FINE slytqItsfine
LRRbot: Teyo's Lightshield [2W] | Creature — Illusion [0/3] | When Teyo’s Lightshield enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
flatluigi: @evalarene text moves faster than video
LRRbot: Karn's Bastion | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
TheWarbo: I love me that card
LRRbot: Spark Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | {3}, Sacrifice a creature or planeswalker: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
m0nkeyrama: Detroit has bonded these two on another level
Dr_fragenstien: Note: teyo’s lightshield does not have defender. I lost a match to that mistake.
Genderi: It's a horned turtle!
DoodlestheGreat: Don't fear the spark reaper.
Lettuce_Toast: Wait you died to a shield?
Earthenone: why would an illusion have defender? :P
Domomaru: that spark reaper would have a field day at circuit city
Kykiwi: just gotta have a tragic backstory pretty much
erloas: anyone else have the web video be about 2 seconds behind the mobile app and chat?
MAPBoardgames: I appreciate how all of Cam's creatures are blue and bronze.
Dr_fragenstien: Why can a shield attack? XD
Altoguy16499: you know, I'm kind of sad we didn't get a card with the multiverse's unluckiest planeswalker on it now that I think about it
m0nkeyrama: Pausing or refreshing might help with that @erloas
Despoiler98: hurray
hajnal_endot: bleedpurple95 bonus9 unquantifiable asses
Akaiatana: I got a foil kefnet tonight, chat. Felt good
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Twins [3R] | Creature — Zombie Jackal Warrior [2/2] | When Dreadhorde Twins enters the battlefield, amass 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.) / Zombie tokens you control have trample.
Earthenone: grats
Znazl: Nice
m0nkeyrama: shields can be fairly effective attack weapons SeriousSloth
Genderi: 3/3 trample alas still not quite enough to get through a 1/4
Earthenone: lopped arms, no hearts, cant lose
NexusVoxx: not a Kor Corps though
flatluigi: bustin bustin bustin bustin bustin
IkariFate: im nervous now everytime i see cameron in stream now ... is he gonna eat more pocket bacon BibleThump
m0nkeyrama: That gasp spooked me LUL
Genderi: He saw the line!!
Znazl: thicc amass
nuug_: i'm gone for a few minutes and cori is just getting savage'd out
Altoguy16499: trombompiline
NexusVoxx: how much Corn could a Kor Corps Core if a Kor Corps could Core Corn
Drathak: Father would love to hear that I had trample before he dies
LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Kykiwi: such a good doggo
Znazl: prof?
flatluigi: big dog
Altoguy16499: massive pupperino
Blasteg: a 4/7 "shield"
volraths_bane: bastion
djalternative: best doggo
nuug_: It's so BIG
TwilightAvalon: Cam should just Profil
TwilightAvalon: makes them bounce off each other
Type_One___: bleedpurple100 bonus10
MAPBoardgames: All my giant growth cards have a big rat. It's like a doggo; only tastier.
Altoguy16499: neither dies, but Cam is sad
BrowneePoints: !uptime
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TheWarbo: silly lightshield. trix are for mowu
Znazl: i mean cam got the better deal
BrowneePoints: I have missed every event this week from being discombobulated
LRRbot: Primordial Wurm [4GG] | Creature — Wurm [7/6]
chaostreader: The Army Grows.
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
Znazl: OwO
Genderi: Trampleine
theonlyangelx: UwU wurms this?
noSmokeFire: oworm
TheWarbo: who dares trample with yample
flatluigi: all these lands
le__mage__bc: trampopamline
LRRbot: Jaya, Venerated Firemage [4R] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jaya [5] | If another red source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead. / −2: Jaya, Venerated Firemage deals 2 damage to any target.
theonlyangelx: Yaya!
flatluigi: hiya
m0nkeyrama: Hiya Jaya
Earthenone: yaya, old flame
theonlyangelx hugs Yaya
Genderi: oh frick that's also creatures!
theonlyangelx: great plays for days!
volraths_bane: red sources other than Jaya
TheWarbo: static says *another*
MAPBoardgames: You know, Cam, some blue model paints can fix that costume problem.
Blasteg: oof. looks like I've been playing this card wrong last week...
Genderi: Cam could have saved the minus for a posthumous trade
TwilightAvalon: Jaya + Double strike is spicy
Altoguy16499: womageddon
Earthenone: were you bolting with her -2?
m0nkeyrama: Big lad, that wurm
Genderi: but this is fine too actually
Jacobontherun1: t a k e 7
LRRbot: Wardscale Crocodile [4G] | Creature — Crocodile [5/3] | Hexproof (This creature can’t be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
LoadingReadyRun: Am I the only one who doesn't hear "Grim Initiate" and instead hears "Grimace Shit"?
LRRbot: Grim Initiate [R] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | First strike / When Grim Initiate dies, amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
kalateth: its appropriate to feed zombies to the wurm given its flavor text
m0nkeyrama: LUL Beej
WitherManX27: Oh god you're right.
chickenace11: Beej you are the only one
TheWarbo: spicy
noSmokeFire: Grimace shit: the dark side of the happy meal
LJHero: lol u right u right
Genderi: That's a decision!!
LoadingReadyRun: Look, they attached a keyboard to this station and I can work it with my nose.
Despoiler98: everyones watching Cam >.> slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK
flatluigi: thanks beej
flatluigi: theej
Znazl: LUL
Feminine_Desires: dammit beej
kerbalized_: Fill us with your nose memes
NexusVoxx: fun times for beej here
gamercat88: oh beej
noSmokeFire: put us on nose blast
TheWarbo: Beej nose. He always nose
LJHero: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
FadedOverseer: be careful not to sneej on it
Mewr11: Beej, you either have much greater nasal fortitude or much lower keyboard resistance than I have
flapjacksofwar: So rude to Teyo
Kalpho: Beej, are you pro-brocis?
Mewr11: "nasal fortitude" is a phrase I expected to type when I woke up this morning
Earthenone: you also get more experiance counters@1
TheWarbo: all the mans
m0nkeyrama: Many mens army
flatluigi: how much damage on the wyrm
Genderi: Ahhhh, I the lines
flapjacksofwar: Just cover Camron in Army Boys
flatluigi: oh never mind
Genderi: the lines of Caeron
Altoguy16499: Cam just has the biggest boi
Genderi: I'm understanding how the game is being played
Genderi: by cam
Pharmacistjudge: (just so you know chat, you can't choose a permanent with no counters on it)
TheWarbo: the mans are about to out-thicc the wurm
LRRbot: Jaya's Greeting [1R] | Instant | Jaya’s Greeting deals 3 damage to target creature. Scry 1.
thraximore: go cam!
Earthenone: the yaya combo
m0nkeyrama: Jaya and her greetings :o
jonasjonIV: noice
volraths_bane: 2, not 3, right?
Genderi: We've counted!
flatluigi: jaya says hiya
theonlyangelx: i really enjoy the burn in this set
SamanthaVess: Jaya said Hello. Then she said Goodbye
thraximore: Cam might win on camera for once :D
theonlyangelx: Yaya is a good fren :3
Furrytractor68: Karn's Bastion is so good
volraths_bane: no, I was wrong
thraximore: Im so excited
theonlyangelx: oofa
Znazl: it is in the rulebook
jonasjonIV: wow
tehcrashxor: lrrSCOOP
m0nkeyrama: Oh no, the James Turner curse NotLikeThis
Donutholez: DONT JINX ITP
flapjacksofwar: Jaya is totes not an arsonist, I swear
seenoham: conceeding is an out of game action that cannont be prevented
flatluigi: poor cori
MAPBoardgames: Cori, have you considered the table flip?
Orgmastron: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
chickenace11: now i want raisin bran ice cream
Genderi: We allow scoops, spoons, sporks, and foons here!
bnjcbs: 2 scoops of delicious tide pod
flapjacksofwar: Have you considwered including Shaharazod in your deck?
NotCainNorAbel: organic monkey paws only.
bnjcbs: please dont eat tide pods
FadedOverseer: 3d print it
m0nkeyrama: Next TTSF, making a monkey's paw
LJHero: poor cori cards got covered in water(thanks ben) then she lost
noSmokeFire: please don't go out and make a monkey's paw
seenoham: next on tinker tailor
Akaiatana: As a wukong cosplayer, I'll lend you mine next time I'm up :P
monakai: Our own monkey paws, with blackjack and hookers.
Fruan: Is Beej sufficiently hairy to just fake it?
Znazl: use five rabbits feet as fingers KappaHD
Kalpho: no plain decks
Despoiler98: No budget cosplaying, full on
Nigouki: can't wait for next Mail Time and dozens of monkey's paws
TheWarbo: that is accurate cam
SadSapphicScientist: that happened to me 3 times in my first sealed game
SuperSugarSloth: Can't wait for the monkey paws to show up in mail time.
le__mage__bc: we all rememberd taht day cam
flapjacksofwar: First hand, Best hand
le__mage__bc: pocket bacon
LRRbot: Grim Initiate [R] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | First strike / When Grim Initiate dies, amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
m0nkeyrama: The 1 drop :o
FadedOverseer: language!
LRRbot: Kronch Wrangler [1G] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Trample / Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Kronch Wrangler.
bnjcbs: my prerelease i was the bombs and my gideon blackblade died to an ob nixilis’ cruelty in my endstep
NW9k: those azorius sleeves on red/black is funny to me
MrPolyK: Kronch!
jonasjonIV: no Cam!
noSmokeFire: Griminy Shit
MAPBoardgames: I don't like forests. They always seem so Shady.
Altoguy16499: Kronch is the best name ever
TheWarbo: This one is Wrangled Kronch
zuchen_120: Cameron we love you. Thank you for succumbing to Niv Mizzet
flapjacksofwar: At no extra charge!
Tecnocrat: You mean your Kronch doesn't trample?
Despoiler98: @Altoguy16499 you are Incorrect, YARGLE
LJHero: cameron do you or cori have poket bacon?
SamanthaVess: Move to cheat step
TheWarbo: *mashes Z*
m0nkeyrama: We saw nothing SeriousSloth
Znazl: CHeat Step coxManleee
chickenace11: I prefer my Kronch to be un wrangled personally
LRRbot: Rising Populace [2W] | Creature — Human [2/2] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Rising Populace.
DoodlestheGreat: @mapboardgames, giving you some SERIOUS side-eye here...
theonlyangelx: stupid sexy first strike
JA_Pinkerton: chickenace11 - kinky
Despoiler98: I wanted the end of WAR to be Yargle showing up and just biting Bolas' head off
Pharmacistjudge: I didn't see it
EsperDerek1: Nothing happens and you can't prove that it happened because nothing happened.
Pharmacistjudge: must have been perfectly legal
MAPBoardgames: ^_^
SamanthaVess: rooBlind
RobotHitchhiker: That should be on Cam's next Friday Nights card, Tap, Sacrifice Cameron Lauder, make a flying 5/5 token that's all colours called "Entertaining Television"
LRRbot: Blindblast [2R] | Instant | Blindblast deals 1 damage to target creature. That creature can’t block this turn. / Draw a card.
Earthenone: yeah we can fix that in post
TheWarbo: you know chat can clip things, right?
dialMforMara: blindblast the kronch wrangler? Like frogblast the vent core?
noSmokeFire: "blindblast the kronch wrangler" is a powerful sentence
Fruan: Blindblast is a lot better in this format than I thought it would be.
Himyul: before we see what?
LRRbot: Kronch Wrangler [1G] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Trample / Whenever a creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Kronch Wrangler.
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TheWarbo: I mean the card is called "Niv-Mizzet Reborn," it kinda spoils the dying beforeheand
LRRbot: Grim Initiate [R] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | First strike / When Grim Initiate dies, amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
bnjcbs: hey whoa i havent seen endgame yet
noSmokeFire: I live, I die, I kronch again
chickenace11: that was my twin you killed
Altoguy16499: something tells me Cam wants Black manas
SamanthaVess: We're seeing Double rooDerp
NotCainNorAbel: I'm not dead yet!
Znazl: Basil!
Aarek: They are twins!
IanJacek: Twins Basil! Twins!
Ubiki: blue skin draft?
MAPBoardgames: Everything I know about Ravnaca I learned from watching Bylaw & Order.
m0nkeyrama: Fashion drafting seabatBRAIN
FadedOverseer: the anti-ben stark draft
Earthenone: the art directors have your back, you can just do that
korvys: Cam is in Mono-Blue
bnjcbs: cam it’s Clearly not the same
TheWarbo: "cards with red borders and Lazotep-Dude art"
LRRbot: Thundering Ceratok [4G] | Creature — Rhino [4/5] | Trample / When Thundering Ceratok enters the battlefield, other creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.
Ukon_vasara: Cam is always one to play Mono Blue
BrightstormRising: Art drafting has worked for me before.
TheWarbo: both of what
Earthenone: que cera ceratok
TheWarbo: Michael Cera-tok
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Kykiwi: ?
Znazl: WutFace
Combusttion: nice
theonlyangelx: >.>
Spectre97: I agree
jonasjonIV: uh...
carrotzone: woah that's a butt
theonlyangelx: <.<
nuug_: wat
Feminine_Desires: mods!
Issurru: booty
Furrytractor68: Mods!?
Pharmacistjudge: oh goodness
KidCorgi: butt
thraximore: JUDGE
Omthebox: Mods are asleep
BrightstormRising: Mods?
ryucaster: Mods?
cbpickl: hehehehe
m0nkeyrama: Nelson's nails
gizmofreak1: impressive
bnjcbs: hmm. why
LJHero: OwO
Vyous: mods?
m0nkeyrama: love them
Himyul: our mods have abandoned us!
Despoiler98: that took a lot of effort
SamanthaVess: Mods are... busy rooBlush
Orgmastron: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
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kerbalized_: wow
Despoiler98: SIGH
slinkies: nathanTowel
Omthebox: They found it
Earthenone: welcome back
Cinntoastmin: :D
PhorrestGaze: ah, they woke up
karmakamikaze: Thank you, mods
jonasjonIV: thanks mods!
Pharmacistjudge: thanky ou mods
Bladinus: lrrHEART lrrHEART Mods lrrHEART lrrHEART
tehcrashxor: This is why we can't have nice things.
kerbalized_: sergeHeart mods
Feminine_Desires: Mods are back!
Issurru: they had different colours? impressive
Genderi: thank you mods!!
tehcrashxor: lrrHEART Mods
nuug_: where were you mods
Vyous: Thanks mods!
bnjcbs: ladies and gentlemen we got em
LRRbot: Iron Bully [3] | Artifact Creature — Golem [1/1] | Menace (This creature can’t be blocked except by two or more creatures.) / When Iron Bully enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
KidCorgi: this used to be a butt stream
questions_sleep: Thank you mods
Cinntoastmin: lrrHEART mods lrrHEART
TheSeraphman: lrrHEART for mods
Nemowoodbine: Mission Accomplished
Despoiler98: Help I'm being Bullied!
anzila: I feel you Cori, so many of my creatures died to my wife's first striking knights over more years than I wished to admit
sarahphim_: Thanks mods
artemasrukh: I, ron bully
MugiwaraLexi: serge3Heart thanks mods
control_rig: I, Ron: Bully.
Blasteg: can confirm, Cam runs bullies
bnjcbs: hey ron what’s your last name?
TheWarbo: btw drinking Blood Orange IPA outside while streaming FNPF is sergeJustRight
TheWarbo: Wifi is a good invention
LRRbot: Battlefield Promotion [1W] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Grim Initiate [R] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | First strike / When Grim Initiate dies, amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
gamercat88: kronch swole
TheWarbo: Promotion is a counter, not a EOT buff
Kykiwi: get kronch
NexusVoxx: zombarmie
noSmokeFire: got kronched on
Despoiler98: thats a kronchin
flatluigi: kronched
ArcOfTheConclave: ping not loot in zada's
Nenluen: counter on the kronch
Despoiler98: you better believe thats a krongin
bnjcbs: no kronch will go unwrangled today
Ryenji: +1 counter
Pnoy__: the +1/+1 token on the kronch too
control_rig: Don't forget the counter
LJHero: ugh my kronch
krngreggo: Kronch gets a counter
cbpickl: right in the kronch
SamanthaVess: You didn't get Kronched, though. You got Wrangled. roo4
LRRbot: Herald of the Dreadhorde [3B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [3/2] | When Herald of the Dreadhorde dies, amass 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
gizmofreak1: cori needs a counter for her wrangler
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Counter kronch
Earthenone: counter cronch do do dodododo
SadSapphicScientist: the Kronch also gains a counter right?
NexusVoxx: Herr Harry
Taveena: yer a warrior, arry
mattydubs75: Anyone sadly miss their prerelease last weekend?
TheWarbo: Cori tick up your wrangler
gamercat88: lrrJUDGE
Earthenone: yup
AetherShard: Kronch Wrangler has 2 counters!
Earthenone: my lgs canceled their sunday events
oyleslyck: Yer a WotC, 'arry
bnjcbs: someone get that kronch a counter STAT
AetherShard: 1 from Battlefield Promotion
holidayMD: mattydubs75: I did :(
flatluigi: yeah kronch has a counter
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MadWolf1290: magic magic magic?
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gamercat88: got there :D
flatluigi: magic magic magic
SamanthaVess: mattydubs75 My LGS closed down a week before Prerelease rooFeels
cbpickl: we did it chat bawkGlad
volraths_bane: we please to aim
gamercat88: a 2 star kronch
TheWarbo: Judge chat misses nothing. It's just that most of the things we catch were correct plays
flatluigi: would you say... commander kronch
TheGoozler: promoted to senior kronch manager
noSmokeFire: please. captain kronch
gizmofreak1: @SamanthaVess that sucks
chickenace11: chat is a level three judge
Pharmacistjudge: ummm....
Pharmacistjudge: hold on
TheWarbo: !findquote judge chat
LRRbot: Quote #2177: "Did you know that Twitch Chat is a Level 3 Judge?" —Jimmy Wong [2016-03-26]
mattydubs75: That's unfortunate team, I made the 8 hour drive I was so hype for this set
longarmsshow: "Triple block and pray" lol
Pharmacistjudge: oh wrong creature
bnjcbs: when does it become kronch CEO?
LRRbot: Enforcer Griffin [4W] | Creature — Griffin [3/4] | Flying
NexusVoxx: toke an upgrade
Himyul: damage from wrangler?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Take 4 damage
Pnoy__: kronch damage
SadSapphicScientist: Kronch trigger?
Earthenone: at 4 counters it is a CEO
SadSapphicScientist: wait 3/4 not 4/3
LRRbot: Goblin Assault Team [3R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [4/1] | Haste / When Goblin Assault Team dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Himyul: kronch has super last-strike
TheWarbo: Hastur Goblins
oyleslyck: 'ast-ay and muh-nah-chay
LRRbot: Courage in Crisis [2G] | Sorcery | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
SamanthaVess: Haste la viste
Tecnocrat: A-stay A-stay boy. You ain't a picking up what I'ma putting down!
Pharmacistjudge: Has Tea
PhorrestGaze: :o
Furrytractor68: That's what we like to call a Yikes
Earthenone: that card does some real work
Znazl: moon2VERYSCARED
TheWarbo: Uh oh she's doing that proliferate thing
SamanthaVess: @Pharmacistjudge The *best* mechanic
Pharmacistjudge: the goblin has a pot of earl grey
Altoguy16499: I had courage in crisis as such a low pick card, but it does SO much work
Altoguy16499: I love it
lordderps: That's scary
Kykiwi: just 5 in the air LUL
LRRbot: Tomik, Distinguished Advokist [WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | Flying / Lands on the battlefield and land cards in graveyards can’t be the targets of spells or abilities your opponents control. / Your opponents can’t play land cards from graveyards.
v_nome: Narrator: It was not alright.
oyleslyck: Here's where cam runs it back, right?
flatluigi: *sounds of serge upset in the background*
noSmokeFire: cori is now safe from deathrite shaman
TheWarbo: Cam can't play lands from his graveyard. Strategy ruined.
SamanthaVess: Wait, Tomik has flying?!
bnjcbs: look kronch you’ve got a lot of potential. if you just put in the work you can really go far with this company
DarkMorford: Chat PSA: If you're using Firefox and your addons all suddenly stop working, everything is fine. Nothing was hacked, Mozilla just accidentally let a signing certificate expire. They are aware of it.
chaostreader: Cam’s in danger.
oyleslyck: lrrSCOOP
Earthenone: yeah tomik is great
le__mage__bc: gg cori !
Pharmacistjudge: Tomik having flying is super important
m0nkeyrama: Game 3! seabatTROG
Earthenone: WW 2/3 flyer
TheWarbo: KRONCH
gamercat88: Kronch for da win
kirbytronic: Cori, hide that card from Serge
ContingentCat: they did their best
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m0nkeyrama: Bit more of a mugging, tbh
Ukon_vasara: green removal is "swing for 9, blocks?"
chaostreader: And the double punch in green
TheWarbo: Yeah I'm running lots of that in my Simic deck in Constructed
Oatway_: Cam you looked at that hand like it tried to bite you
bnjcbs: it did
Earthenone: i assume its comander?
Earthenone: highlander was last week
Nemowoodbine: Commander
m0nkeyrama: Schedule says commander for next week
Axenbolt2: Which round is this?
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG
volraths_bane: I feel like if both players mulligan they should both get another 7
Earthenone: round 2
PhorrestGaze: you;re playing some strong lads
m0nkeyrama: Game 3 of round 2
le__mage__bc: You should play commander pentagram !
volraths_bane: You shouldn't go down a card until it's just one of you
TheWarbo: 7k7, mull to 7k6, mull to 7k5, mull to 7k4 and so on
Kykiwi: combo deck really like dat londo mulligan
MrPhlip: @TheWarbo 7700 cards is a lot of cards
bnjcbs: as an EDH player i’m not sure how it’s going to work with second 7s and such
SadSapphicScientist: do you have to reveal the card you bury in that mulligan?
noSmokeFire: @volraths_bane that actually came up at the PPR. if you and your opponent both agree to a draw, you can restart the game as often as you like
LRRbot: Lazotep Reaver [1B] | Creature — Zombie Beast [1/2] | When Lazotep Reaver enters the battlefield, amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
ArcOfTheConclave: you get to sculpt your hands
NexusVoxx: @bnjcbs should be same as always with taking a second 7
TheWarbo: MrPhlip You mean that not everyone knows 7th Sea 1st ed dice notation?
LRRbot: Grim Initiate [R] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [1/1] | First strike / When Grim Initiate dies, amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
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LRRbot: Rising Populace [2W] | Creature — Human [2/2] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Rising Populace.
bnjcbs: so the EDH london mulligan is 7, second 7, 6, 5, etc?
Earthenone: i hope that is a thirst to send cori to the relm of wind and ghosts
Earthenone: aww
m0nkeyrama: LUL Cam
LRRbot: Spark Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | {3}, Sacrifice a creature or planeswalker: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
jonasjonIV: too soon?
korvys: Yeasty Populace
volraths_bane: I love that crapshot so much
LRRbot: Teyo, the Shieldmage [2W] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teyo [5] | You have hexproof. (You can’t be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) / −2: Create a 0/3 white Wall creature token with defender.
NexusVoxx: tayoooo
FadedOverseer: waldo
TheWarbo: Me say Teeeyeeeyeeeyoooo
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp | ({T}: Add {B}.)
Znazl: wallllllllll-E
le__mage__bc: HEYo ! -Steve from borderlands
Baldrash: From the window, to the Wall!
LRRbot: Herald of the Dreadhorde [3B] | Creature — Zombie Warrior [3/2] | When Herald of the Dreadhorde dies, amass 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
NexusVoxx: a veritable army of zombies
Mewr11: Speaking of ships, I just discovered the Saheeli/Huatli ship and it's rapidly becoming one of my favourites
LRRbot: Teyo's Lightshield [2W] | Creature — Illusion [0/3] | When Teyo’s Lightshield enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
dialMforMara: @Mewr11 absolutely
Kykiwi: get shield bashed
NexusVoxx: bwaaaam
TheWarbo: Putting the +1/+1 on the 0/3 that can attack, not the 0/3 that can't attack seems...interesting
Ukon_vasara: shield bash does work SeemsGood
nuug_: I guess it just shield-bashes you?
ZeniteZero: "Wall-shaped" cracked me up, don't know why LUL
SamanthaVess: Put spikes on the wall and have it encroach
MuffinsOnAHill: The wall doesn't attack as much as it just nudges things off a cliff.
dialMforMara: @MuffinsOnAHill it's an indrik?
shurtal: Teyo.... gets a LOT of on the job training in the book. The worst on the job training
Genderi: @TheWarbo "Interesting" is a very interesting way to say correct
longarmsshow: Water spilled onto the stack
LRRbot: Spark Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | {3}, Sacrifice a creature or planeswalker: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
MuffinsOnAHill: If it dreams hard enough.
nuug_: Things around it behave as if it is a wall.
NexusVoxx: @Genderi correct, sure, but not what happened unfortunately
TheWarbo: Genderi ...i typed what she did backwards. Are you saying what I typed was a good move, or what she did?
Genderi: no I
SamanthaVess: Corps, tha' looks fancy!
LRRbot: Battlefield Promotion [1W] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
TheWarbo: Genderi Nah, it's my bad for typing *exactly* the wrong thing
le__mage__bc: no forest fo cori, harsh
Genderi: I misunderstood what the player of the magical cards did
Ubiki: Magic as Dicky intended lrrBeej
SableTiger: Affectionate Lightshield.
unboundhal: it's about sending a message
SableTiger: Teyo has a bright future as a Ravnican guard rail installer
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Twins [3R] | Creature — Zombie Jackal Warrior [2/2] | When Dreadhorde Twins enters the battlefield, amass 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.) / Zombie tokens you control have trample.
NexusVoxx: zombles have trombopoline
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island | ({T}: Add {U}.)
NrgSpoon: m'bad
Znazl: moon2MLADY
Earthenone: thank you cam
jonasjonIV: Cameron
MuffinsOnAHill: Lol.
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ryucaster: Island? lol
theonlyangelx: m'bad
le__mage__bc: take 2 cori
Earthenone: also trample
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Trample
Znazl: Arise Chicked Arise!
bnjcbs: !card spreading seas
LRRbot: Spreading Seas [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / When Spreading Seas enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted land is an Island.
NexusVoxx: waao
LRRbot: Loxodon Sergeant [3W] | Creature — Elephant Soldier [3/3] | Vigilance / When Loxodon Sergeant enters the battlefield, other creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.
Despoiler98: oh god shes playing the game!
TheWarbo: no tappy
Despoiler98: no stompy
SableTiger: I'm low-key sad that Bolas brought Trueheart Twins but not the Sharpshooters.
noSmokeFire: vidjiliance
SamanthaVess: Wall just slaps into the Reaver: "...clonk"
TheAwkes: V G Lawn Say.
LRRbot: Jaya, Venerated Firemage [4R] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jaya [5] | If another red source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 to that permanent or player instead. / −2: Jaya, Venerated Firemage deals 2 damage to any target.
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NexusVoxx: planeswalker fight
le__mage__bc: populace levels up
le__mage__bc: so it's now a 4:4
m0nkeyrama: RIP Teyo
BlueMagnusStormCrow: populace gets a counter
Earthenone: populace feels the burning rage
TheWarbo: Populace gets made about Teyo
gamercat88: he went byeo
MuffinsOnAHill: Populace intensifies.
korvys: Yeasty Populace gets bigger
Tempest2097: Hallo LRRfolk, Hallo chat
TheAwkes: Suddenly the redirect rule change makes more sense, especially concerning superfriends decks.
SableTiger: someone photoshops his face onto their signs.
NexusVoxx: m'loxodon
LRRbot: Chandra's Triumph [1R] | Instant | Chandra’s Triumph deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Chandra’s Triumph deals 5 damage to that permanent instead if you control a Chandra planeswalker.
le__mage__bc: yesss
LRRbot: Heartfire [1R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or planeswalker. / Heartfire deals 4 damage to any target.
SamanthaVess: Just restraining the populace, guys. It's okay
TheWarbo: five damage but who cares
DrWreckage: 5 dmg technically
le__mage__bc: Camron doing some work !
TheWarbo: That was a very quick "I take six"
Zu_o: When does Beej come in as the pinch hitter? I like that part?
TheWarbo: I have seen that photoshop and it is *chefs kiss*
m0nkeyrama: LUL it totally does look like that
Cinntoastmin: i concur
Earthenone: beej is bust on tech tonight
le__mage__bc: yesss forst !
Earthenone: busy(
Zu_o: mm
Zu_o: Hi Tech
SamanthaVess: LUL
jonasjonIV: Southpaw FTW
grgriffin3: Southpaws unite!
drfox17: they ARE left handed!
MuffinsOnAHill: Let the green begin!
UpstageJMC: Princess Bride
ryucaster: LUL
TheWarbo: cam no
TheWarbo: cam why did you say that
LRRbot: Snarespinner [1G] | Creature — Spider [1/3] | Reach / Whenever Snarespinner blocks a creature with flying, Snarespinner gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
drfox17: sad_trombone.mp3
EOstby: The left-handed are everywhere. EVERYWHERE!
SamanthaVess: It's 32 roo4
volraths_bane: I like that the artist gave Teyo a Latino look. can't technically call him the first Latino planeswalker flavorwise but it was the intent.
LRRbot: Mayhem Devil [1BR] | Creature — Devil [3/3] | Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, Mayhem Devil deals 1 damage to any target.
gizmofreak1: still a good movie
thraximore: oh god
jonasjonIV: poker face
le__mage__bc: Yes cameron live the dream !
Earthenone: lrrHAM devil
LRRbot: Spark Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | {3}, Sacrifice a creature or planeswalker: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
SableTiger: Aristocameron.
thraximore: devil unicycle :D
bnjcbs: yes
TheWarbo: but what about a Reader?
anzila: Look out, he's got a unlicensed unicycle.
le__mage__bc: 4 damage to cori no ?
SableTiger: Unicycles are a traditional symbol of the upper classes largesse
le__mage__bc: because jaya boost the demmon abilty
Earthenone: he was talking about passive not her active
MrPolyK: 1+1=2
Pharmacistjudge: learning opportunity chat
le__mage__bc: so cori should take 2 from jaya + 2 from the demon + 4
le__mage__bc: = 4 *
flatluigi: demon does 1
DolGrenn: Demon does 1, Jaya makes that add 1
flatluigi: jaya adds one
LRRbot: Thundering Ceratok [4G] | Creature — Rhino [4/5] | Trample / When Thundering Ceratok enters the battlefield, other creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.
Taveena: Lazotep Beaver
Ken_Domo: Lazotep Eater
Pharmacistjudge: Also target with all your triggers before you resolve them. If at competitive REL, you scry before naming targets for Prison Realm...you exile nothing.
jonasjonIV: Lazotpe reefer: fixes our oceans
pandymonius: he didnt activate jaya
grgriffin3: Lazotep Reacher
gamercat88: lazptep breeder
Fruan: Lazotep Leaper
kanimaras: Lazotep raider
Despoiler98: no steppy
Iperithon: Lazotep Treater
le__mage__bc: yes so cori takes 4 not 3
TheAwkes: le__mage__bc the misunderstanding is from how Cameron siad it, not from what actually happened. Jaya didn't deal any damage, just made the devil hit for 2.
flatluigi: and jaya doesn't add anything to her
bnjcbs: lazotep eater?
le__mage__bc: oh ok
thavleifrim: lazotep preacher
NrgSpoon: jaya doesn't boost her own damage
MuffinsOnAHill: Lazotep creeper.
Iperithon: Lazotep Revler
ZaneReichley: My favorite is the lazotep memer
le__mage__bc: thx for clarifing @TheAwkes
NrgSpoon: but he didn't minus jaya that turn anyway
LRRbot: Iron Bully [3] | Artifact Creature — Golem [1/1] | Menace (This creature can’t be blocked except by two or more creatures.) / When Iron Bully enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
TheWarbo: Petition to nickname the behemoth "Lazotep Beater"
gizmofreak1: @le__mage__bc mayhem devil only deals 1 dmg originally, jaya only add 1 dmg so it's only 2 total dmg
Earthenone: -2 sace 2
Despoiler98: ironic bully?
weff47: Lazotep Beeper
UpstageJMC: Doesn't Temer have the memer?
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m0nkeyrama: Why is ron a bully 🤔
flatluigi: couldn't cam just sac twice
Ken_Domo: scanner plz
LRRbot: Giant Growth [G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Nemowoodbine: I ron butterfly.
le__mage__bc: @gizmofreak1 yeah i figured i just forgot that cam didn't use jaya loyalty abilty
ryucaster: cam can win with just sac and minus jaya no?
chaostreader: @flatluigi Yes. Also Jaya’s loyalty
LRRbot: Spark Reaper [2B] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | {3}, Sacrifice a creature or planeswalker: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
Earthenone: eat the army, it is delicious
volraths_bane: No more zombie rain, had enough of that trauma this week
flatluigi: cam....
bnjcbs: cameron dew it
AetherShard: Missed Lethal.
le__mage__bc: cam..
flatluigi: she's at four life
Ken_Domo: I just wanted scanner for the massive zombie token ^_^;;
le__mage__bc: you should do to the dome cam
nurovi: I think Cam forgot life totals
Altoguy16499: Cam is doing what I do. Seeing the fun plays rather than the lethal plays
shurtal: well, it's official, i can't get over 2 wins in draft any more. yay
LoadingReadyRun: He might just be enjoying the game, you know.
nurovi: yup, gotta do fun stuff to the board
Earthenone: life totals are not on the board, easy to forget
MuffinsOnAHill: Cam got too wrapped up in his tricks. Playing for fun.
chaostreader: Cam is a control player. Life doesn’t matter to him.
Kykiwi: lol
ryucaster: LUL
Iperithon: well he saw it
Omthebox: How dare somebody enjoy playing a game.
flatluigi: he saw it a little late
girlpainting: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
TheWarbo: !findquote chat lethal
LRRbot: Quote #2171: "I mean, it was chat lethal like 18 turns ago." —Graham [2016-03-26]
jonasjonIV: Cori?
jonasjonIV: Cori.
F1SHOR: he's just playing with his food
bnjcbs: tis okay
SableTiger: I want this topdeck to be POWERFUL
jonasjonIV: Cheering.
UpstageJMC: Cori? Hamilton?
SableTiger: alas
Kykiwi: GGGGGs
le__mage__bc: GG CAM !
m0nkeyrama: GGs
TheWarbo: "In response, I die"
gamercat88: gg
TheWarbo: Yeah that was a good match
flatluigi: cori should've had non-lands in her deck
Ken_Domo: frankh1CAGcool
somewhatclever_: What is the most counters that you have seen on Jace, the Mind Sculptor? I got him upto 36 loyalty the turn he entered before my opponent conceded.
le__mage__bc: @TheWarbo where did that quote come from ?
maraxus72: x2lanzGG x2lanzGG
Nefarious_Ned: Berge!!
mattydubs75: any spice in cori's deck?
NrgSpoon: the ones where the candy is blue
flatluigi: @ContingentCat i have seen blue candy apples!
m0nkeyrama: Bonus multipals sergeFuse seabatBRAIN benginFuse
theonlyangelx: sergeFuse benginFuse
TheAwkes: ContingentCat Candy Apple is also the name of a paint finish, shiny and clear with depth to it.
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beckbat: I've been here for over 2 years? Oh geez, I'M the lucky one
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TheWarbo: le__mage__bc I dunno. I just know that once I found it, I like it
Saradornin: when does war of the spark draft come out for Arena for gold not gems?
kanimaras: Brawndo : It's got what plants crave!
SableTiger: Now, I can slowly sleeve my Ravnicube while I watch Ravnica get trampled.
Crashzxs: mcdmGo mcdmBravely mcdmWith lrrHAM
TheWarbo: No music this break, right?
DarkMorford: Nice timing
lemonyfreshed: @Saradornin Week from Today
Sibwow: @Saradornin the eleventh
TheWarbo: I just wanted to make sure my audio hadn't gone wonky, cause it's been doing that lately
Saradornin: thanks
m0nkeyrama: Eyyy
m0nkeyrama: Hello againn
le__mage__bc: Eyyo !
tehcrashxor: Cam's mic's off
Despoiler98: Like it NEVER HAPPENED
underhill33: Seamless
Despoiler98: flawless
ArcOfTheConclave: Make Adam table friend!
Kramburger: The Magic Dome is what I call my bedroom
Ubiki: First try
PixelSavage: oh no how many hours have I missed :(
Nogrid: did it get a lot louder?
RatherWT: Funny, I call my bedroom Bolas' Citadel.
lope_a_dope: not my right :(
Tempest2097: No blows below the belt now
Despoiler98: no shots below the belt
m0nkeyrama: Speedy magic
le__mage__bc: Deck names for our bois ,
jonasjonIV: new ship name
flatluigi: deck names?
LRRbot: Lazotep Reaver [1B] | Creature — Zombie Beast [1/2] | When Lazotep Reaver enters the battlefield, amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
longarmsshow: inb4 Surge spills water just like Ben did
Firnsarwen: that's a lauder yager!
BTC1220: What are ben's sleeves?
LRRbot: Sky Theater Strix [1U] | Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Sky Theater Strix gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Narset, Parter of Veils [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Narset [5] | Each opponent can’t draw more than one card each turn. / −2: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
lope_a_dope: chickens don't clap, Ben
DoodlestheGreat: Beej, does Serge's deck have a name?
m0nkeyrama: LUL at Ben's deck name
DoodlestheGreat: Op, nevermind.
Nemowoodbine: Friday Friday FRIDAY AT THE LOADING READY RUN MAGIC DOME, RO BO SAURUSSSSSSS
Willbrannon: Mostly vintage, a little bit of legacy
dylanbbb: reveal?
Nogrid: reveal
BloodBorn567: reveal
le__mage__bc: you must reveal the card
AetherShard: Reveal from narset
RatherWT: Ben's deck name is "Grixis, As If You Know What That Means"
LRRbot: Raging Kronch [2R] | Creature — Beast [4/3] | Raging Kronch can’t attack alone.
flatluigi: reveal from narset!!
WitherManX27: @BTC1220 Looks like the dudes from Penny Arcade doing "The Creation of Adam".
dylanbbb: Ben reveal!
Earthenone: stop asking for ben to reveal on stream, this is a family program
le__mage__bc: reveal to poor serge
Despoiler98: DQ.
A_Catastrophic_Success: It’s the murder hobos going up against each other to see who is the murderiest hobo!
FadedOverseer: Serge is playing expert mode with that cup so close to the deck
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less. / • Return target creature to its owner’s hand.
TheWarbo: Serge is totally surprised to learn that in his Grixis deck, Ben has removal
RatherWT: It's magic, someone plays a creature, someone plays removal.
le__mage__bc: omg so true
LiveFaust: @despoiler98 lrrDILLY ?
LRRbot: Erratic Visionary [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
ryucaster: twood
m0nkeyrama: Serge is the murderiest murder hobo, he killed all the animals in a forest today SeriousSloth
m0nkeyrama: "Hentai is art!"
TheWarbo: "Excuse me, hentai is art"
sing_o_muse: lul
Earthenone: ahh Erotic Visionary "hentai is art"
Feminine_Desires: oooh, I thought Tyrant's Scorn said "Choose one or both" but it doesn't. It's significantly *less* busted than I thought it was.
DarkMorford: CAMERON
le__mage__bc: They gonna fix sonic
BrindleBoar: Let's not talk about Sonic.
MrPolyK: pls no
MuffinsOnAHill: Go away!
LRRbot: Callous Dismissal [1U] | Sorcery | Return target nonland permanent to its owner’s hand. / Amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
MuffinsOnAHill: Stop this talk!
haseo_sora: TEETH
noSmokeFire: a second jaw
kanimaras: "we fixed it"
Aarek: TEETH
KingOfDoma: "Oh. You want to do that thing we asked you to do in pre-production? In six months? ... greeeeeeeat..."
mugulord: An alien inner mouth
le__mage__bc: the director told the public they'll fix sonic design in the movie
LRRbot: Contentious Plan [1U] | Sorcery | Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) / Draw a card.
EJGRgunner: TEETH
mugulord: with little red shoes
m0nkeyrama: tutu strix seabatTROG
RatherWT: My baby CGI Sonic is getting re-animed and I don't know what to think about that.
Anarchon_D: 3rd main, plays the 0 mana destroy opponent battlefield with "glass of water"
MrPolyK: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MuffinsOnAHill: Sonic has the second mouth from the Alien series.
Earthenone: !findquote silly
LRRbot: Quote #2357: "The last thing we would want here at LoadingReadyRun is to make things silly." —Paul [2016-04-20]
Pal_Friendpatine: What type of teeth should Sonic have?
LRRbot: Kasmina, Enigmatic Mentor [3U] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kasmina [5] | Spells your opponents cast that target a creature or planeswalker you control cost {2} more to cast. / −2: Create a 2/2 blue Wizard creature token. Draw a card, then discard a card.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: as we know everything is better if the Internet is directing.
RatherWT: Sonic has two mouths, one smirk under each cheek.
zuchen_120: I’m little by little becoming less and less triggered by serges arena tapping.
drfox17: I thought Ben drinking two glasses of wine at the same time was excellent humor
Slytherin42: numotYES numotYES numotYES
Earthenone: its if it targets, not per target if it helps
rogerivany: It's called moving to cheat step
Kykiwi: is looking at your phone during a game cheaty?
Pharmacistjudge: you can call judge for oracle text
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:45:30.
ryucaster: discarded weird why?
m0nkeyrama: Serge is learning things seabatBRAIN
GoblinRanger: lol Cam
BTC1220: damn millennials always on their phones!
TheWarbo: Sog-gy Kronch doo doo dodododoo
punmaster50cent: everything is fine
MuffinsOnAHill: Cam.
Earthenone: @ryucaster he drew and discarded as part of the =2
ryucaster: Oh yeah
LRRbot: Nahiri's Stoneblades [1R] | Instant | Up to two target creatures each get +2/+0 until end of turn.
tylerw35: like how serge stares him down after he says anything
Earthenone: Strixly better stormcrow is putting in wark
LRRbot: Invade the City [1UR] | Sorcery | Amass X, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. (Put X +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
m0nkeyrama: cawcaw
EJGRgunner: Weird timing
TheAwkes: Hey zuchen_120, being triggered is an actual mental health term relating to being caused to relive/experience trauma. Using it in the sense you did is kinda problematic, and maybe best avoided.
LRRbot: Role Reversal [UUR] | Sorcery | Exchange control of two target permanents that share a permanent type.
Despoiler98: I made dis
Kykiwi: XD
m0nkeyrama: oh baby
Kykiwi: good ole switch aroo
F1SHOR: ben didnt just give him a land? what a nice guy
le__mage__bc: feels batman !
flatluigi: i love role reversal
nuug_: Noice
MuffinsOnAHill: Love that card.
flatluigi: @F1SHOR gotta share a permanent type
Earthenone: they have to share a permanant type
NanashiSword: @F1SHOR if ben had gived a land, he would have gotten a land
lope_a_dope: Well played Benjamin, Belzenlok
F1SHOR: @flatluigi didnt see that lol
LRRbot: Turret Ogre [3R] | Creature — Ogre Warrior [4/3] | Reach / When Turret Ogre enters the battlefield, if you control another creature with power 4 or greater, Turret Ogre deals 2 damage to each opponent.
TheWarbo: Serge it's your token, bounce it to its owner's hand seabatBRAIN
TheAwkes: Creature is a type.
longarmsshow: They were both creatures...?
kerbalized_: Watched gabby on her stream steam Vitu Gazi and give back a tapped land out of opps colors
kerbalized_: steal
felmoon: was that not i hit for 5 the 2/2 zomb got +1 and the bird got one for the spell cast and the +1 form the spell it self?
RatherWT: That's a good way to take over that 9/9 elemental land though.
RatherWT: Oh yeah, Vitu Gazi.
LRRbot: Ashiok's Skulker [4U] | Creature — Nightmare [3/5] | {3}{U}: Ashiok’s Skulker can’t be blocked this turn.
MuffinsOnAHill: I want to play Role Reversal in commander and give people tokens for their commanders.
Orgmastron: Picture the tree!
m0nkeyrama: To the skies!
RatherWT: Oh yeah, that would be the worst if you traded for a land that's not even in your opponent's colors.
GoblinRanger: rhonas, vitu, thud, lots of fun
Despoiler98: wow burn
control_rig: Ouch
Earthenone: this set has some real power for a non masters set
RatherWT: Izzet land thought?
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less. / • Return target creature to its owner’s hand.
flatluigi: this kills the serge
LRRbot: Chandra's Pyrohelix [1R] | Instant | Chandra’s Pyrohelix deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
F1SHOR: i like this set untill someone plays a god lol
Earthenone: yeah gods were a mistake
EJGRgunner: Sadness goes on the stack...
TheWarbo: The Ole Threefertoo
ZeniteZero: it resolves
le__mage__bc: God are love gods are life
BrindleBoar: F1SHOR just be the person playing the gods
justthorne: Sadness resolves?
v_nome: The Klingons agree.
LRRbot: Totally Lost [4U] | Instant | Put target nonland permanent on top of its owner’s library.
ZeniteZero: Correct, @justthorne
Pharmacistjudge: Looting is better, and it's blue. Rummaging is not as good and more in red
Pharmacistjudge: easy to remember
LRRbot: Aid the Fallen [1B] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / • Return target planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand.
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
F1SHOR: @BrindleBoar lol my first 2 7-0s in sealed were thanks to ronas to be fair lol
bowsin_durrows: Actually, Serge puts that on top of his own library.
TheAwkes: Gods are the same as any other creature when I'm playing my Jeskai tempo wizards deck.
control_rig: Value offa doofa
LRRbot: Ashiok's Skulker [4U] | Creature — Nightmare [3/5] | {3}{U}: Ashiok’s Skulker can’t be blocked this turn.
TheWarbo: sergeMoly
tehcrashxor: The industry is minnesotan?
Omega_IIDBZII: aid gets two walkers?
ZeniteZero: Aid The Fallen does a lot for its cost and rarity
chaostreader: Aid the Fallen has great flavor text.
Pharmacistjudge: well, as a state based action the token ceases to exist
le__mage__bc: did serge draw ? I didn't see
LRRbot: Chandra's Pyrohelix [1R] | Instant | Chandra’s Pyrohelix deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
ZeniteZero: @Omega_IIDBZII no, a planeswalker and a creature
Despoiler98: Serge confirmed worst
LRRbot: Kasmina, Enigmatic Mentor [3U] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kasmina [5] | Spells your opponents cast that target a creature or planeswalker you control cost {2} more to cast. / −2: Create a 2/2 blue Wizard creature token. Draw a card, then discard a card.
m0nkeyrama: Not dead yet seabatBRAIN
GoblinRanger: sergeMoly benginPun
LRRbot: Flux Channeler [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
Pal_Friendpatine: Do tokens leave play if sent to top of deck?
Feminine_Desires: yes
le__mage__bc: yes
ZeniteZero: Aye
NrgSpoon: i believe tokens can only exist on the battlefield
kanimaras: You made Ben said because you stopped him from beating you that turn
LRRbot: Role Reversal [UUR] | Sorcery | Exchange control of two target permanents that share a permanent type.
jonasjonIV: fun!
le__mage__bc: if a token leaves the battlefield, it no longer exist
Pal_Friendpatine: Thanks all^
FadedOverseer: now I AM the one who grixis
TheWarbo: P O W E R F U L M A G I C
bowsin_durrows: That's a power move.
m0nkeyrama: LUL double role reversal
RatherWT: THIS IS MAH SWAMP
Feminine_Desires: if tokens exist anywhere other than the battlefield they seize exist.
DarthRagnar815: This is MY swamp SMOrc
Nemowoodbine: Cam thank you for the Steven universe rendition
flatluigi: cease :v
Orgmastron: MAH SWAMP SMOrc
nuug_: @Pal_Friendpatine if a token leaves the battlefield in any way, they hit wherever they're going and then disappear
le__mage__bc: W H A T A R E Y O U D O I N G I N M A H S W A M P ? ! !
RatherWT: "I don't have a Nicol Bolas" is exactly what Nicol Bolas would say.
Nemowoodbine: Your song radiates intense lesbian energy, cam
ryucaster: MAH SWEMP SMOrc
Pal_Friendpatine: Cool thanks @nuug_
colinoclock: woohoo
m0nkeyrama: Actual sideboard tech :o
TheWarbo: Now I really want to see using Role Reversal to undo Role Reversal
volraths_bane: Yeah, she had Monowhite and Green/White on either side of him
GoblinRanger: sergeFuse benginFuse
le__mage__bc: Blinking frinds
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m0nkeyrama: sergeFuse benginFuse
noSmokeFire: you blinked this? I blinked this
tendrilsoftragedy: i lovw how in sync these multipals are
volraths_bane: he, not she
Aarek: sergeFuse seabatBRAIN benginFuse
bowsin_durrows: Actually, I believe it's flicker.
le__mage__bc: Flickering Friends
Despoiler98: They are the most adorable best friends
KingOfDoma: Teferi is allowed to die when Koth has a standard-legal card.
NarishmaReborn: his card is annoying, but Teferi is a cool redeemed character :(
NrgSpoon: teferi needs his happy ending, where he also gets trapped in his personal phantom zone
F1SHOR: prison is life though :(
Drathak: The character is fine, the card is dumb
sivakrytos: he says to serge's face, that he hates prison
RatherWT: I... tend to scoop whenever I see Esper happening.
longarmsshow: This is why I like drafting 'cause you don't have to deal with those meta decks
volraths_bane: Hand-attack for me
GoblinRanger: ^
F1SHOR: i miss monoblack discard - reprint the torments already!
NanashiSword: yeah that esper deck gets to me as well
TheWarbo: Yeah hand-attack *reaaalllly* tilts me
MarbasVI: Right now Im playing artifact prison in standard, Ben would hate me so much :P
MuffinsOnAHill: Hymn and Thoughseize are a way of life. I love them. I'm also evil.
flatluigi: hand attack feels like you can't do anything, at least vs esper you're good until they've got teferi resolved and upticking unopposed
RatherWT: Oh yeah, Phyrexian Scriptures can eat it
thekinglycommander: The problem with Teferi imo is that it's a self-contained win condition AND it protects itself AND it's a removal spell
flatluigi: !advice
LRRbot: No washing feet in cake.
thekinglycommander: And its win condition is just... so boring.
LRRbot: Erratic Visionary [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
thekinglycommander: I hate playing against Esper because it's just so slow
evolvingdev: My favorite thing to do is to build a cant be countered deck, love cards that say can't be countered
thekinglycommander: It reminds me of Approach of the Second Sun decks from Ahmonkhet standard
MuffinsOnAHill: Tron!
LRRbot: Mana Geode [3] | Artifact | When Mana Geode enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
TemporallyAwry: Control keeps Combo honest > Combo keeps Tempo honest > Tempo keeps Agro honest > Agro keeps Control honest > Loop Always try to remind myself every color and every style is just part of a smooth "loop"
thraximore: that's funny af beej
LRRbot: Callous Dismissal [1U] | Sorcery | Return target nonland permanent to its owner’s hand. / Amass 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
Ubiki: Rap’s boyfriend is a real estate lawyer
volraths_bane: The two decks i play on Arena most are polar opposites, Boros Heroic Aggro and 5c Gates Mill
Pharmacistjudge: pharma2Crush pharma2Crush pharma2Crush
LRRbot: Contentious Plan [1U] | Sorcery | Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) / Draw a card.
Adamantcheese: a ZOOMBINI?
Kykiwi: tenpo plays!
nuug_: I love synergistic decks, especially spellslinger decks. I love having lots of triggers everytime I play something.
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NrgSpoon: familiar turn
Earthenone: my ideal deck is a half step slower than a true aggro deck
le__mage__bc: a zombunny
TheWarbo: every time I see "Is Grixis like a creature or something" i start laughing again
Tiber727: I enjoy any deck in card games that feels like a toolkit. I love treating the game like a puzzle, and that I have the answer to anything if I can play correctly.
TheWarbo: Man: A Geode
Iperithon: @TheWarbo Grixis is a lifestyle choice.
LRRbot: Flux Channeler [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
EsperDerek1: I prefer synergies over comboiness, I love it when you create a sort of engine of value that slowly (or quickly if elves) crushes your opponent under it's wheels.
TheAwkes: Me too nuug_ which is how I end up running a bunch of midrange-y decks in the BO1 meta on Arena that favours aggression and heard control. :(
LRRbot: Jaya's Greeting [1R] | Instant | Jaya’s Greeting deals 3 damage to target creature. Scry 1.
volraths_bane: It's weird, I hate Monoref and Monowhite aggro, but love RW Heroic Aggro because of all the moving pieces. it's the Johnny Aggro.
TheWarbo: "Flux Friend"
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island | ({T}: Add {U}.)
LRRbot: Stealth Mission [2U] | Sorcery | Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. That creature can’t be blocked this turn.
Kykiwi: oof
le__mage__bc: oof
ryucaster: 00f
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TheWarbo: Tempo-ed Out doo doo do do doodoo
RatherWT: That was a powerful island.
le__mage__bc: oO0fF
LRRbot: Vraska's Finisher [2B] | Creature — Gorgon Assassin [3/2] | When Vraska’s Finisher enters the battlefield, destroy target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.
LRRbot: Role Reversal [UUR] | Sorcery | Exchange control of two target permanents that share a permanent type.
flatluigi: üf
le__mage__bc: wow
Kykiwi: #tempo
RatherWT: That was some tempo.
tehcrashxor: I look away for three minutes, and they're already on game 3?
pandymonius: mesmerized by the pen twirling
declan_mtg: T-t-t-t-Tempo!!!!!!
RatherWT: Izzet Your Card?
TheAwkes: I have to decide whether Justiciar's Portal is better for first strike or if Teferi's Time Twist is better for the counter in my wizard deck.
TheMicah21: Why dont yall just try it on a FNPF?
KingOfDoma: !card allosaurus rider
LRRbot: Allosaurus Rider [5GG] | Creature — Elf Warrior [1+*/1+*] | You may exile two green cards from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Allosaurus Rider's power and toughness are each equal to 1 plus the number of lands you control.
punmaster50cent: Saw PleasantKenobi play it the other day. Looked incredibly inconsistent.
le__mage__bc: or lighting storm
PhorrestGaze: and people say coldsnap was bad
MuffinsOnAHill: Even with the London Mulligan I don't think it will consistent enough.
gizmofreak1: !card griselbrand
LRRbot: Griselbrand [4BBBB] | Legendary Creature — Demon [7/7] | Flying, lifelink / Pay 7 life: Draw seven cards.
Earthenone: so 2 mana and 4 cards for a grisslebrand
LRRbot: Raging Kronch [2R] | Creature — Beast [4/3] | Raging Kronch can’t attack alone.
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less. / • Return target creature to its owner’s hand.
Fruan: That feel when someone Comandeers your Allosaurus Rider.
punmaster50cent: Grishoalbrand seems like a better version of the deck
RatherWT: Beej is so close
LRRbot: Vraska, Swarm's Eminence [2{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Planeswalker — Vraska [5] | Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals damage to a player or planeswalker, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. / −2: Create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and “Whenever this creature deals damage to a planeswalker, destroy that planeswalker.”
le__mage__bc: 2 cards really for the allosaurus
le__mage__bc: 3*
le__mage__bc: Griselband makes you draw the rest
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LRRbot: Contentious Plan [1U] | Sorcery | Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) / Draw a card.
Ukon_vasara: theres been silliness with serum powder and the london mulligan too as well wasnt there?
punmaster50cent: You need Neoform, two mana sources, Allosaurus Rider, and two green cards. Not necessarily in your opening hand, but certainly within the first two draws
ArcOfTheConclave: 3 for alosoraus + neoform + mana
m0nkeyrama: I love hybrid costs, so versatile
LRRbot: Mana Geode [3] | Artifact | When Mana Geode enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Flux Channeler [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
DoctorCactus: oh bitterblossom, what a great, balanced, magic card
Ukon_vasara: those mana sources might also be those green cards you pitching tho
LRRbot: Sky Theater Strix [1U] | Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Sky Theater Strix gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Ukon_vasara: the green chancellor
le__mage__bc: yes
punmaster50cent: Yeah, that's a fair point. So really, at minimum, 5 cards
LRRbot: Ral's Outburst [2UR] | Instant | Ral’s Outburst deals 3 damage to any target. Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
thraximore: !card chancellor of the tangle
LRRbot: Chancellor of the Tangle [4GGG] | Creature — Beast [6/7] | You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of your first main phase, add {G}. / Vigilance, reach
le__mage__bc: and when you draw cast with griselband you pitch simian shamans to cast lightning storm
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with converted mana cost 3 or less. / • Return target creature to its owner’s hand.
flatluigi: wow
jonasjonIV: the...same bird
Despoiler98: wow
m0nkeyrama: oof
le__mage__bc: oof
flatluigi: the...dead bird
mrsarkhan: benginTraitor benginTraitor
NrgSpoon: and proliferate again?
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
ryucaster: Poor bird
unboundhal: ben swatting the bird away
TheWarbo: of course it's hateful, the card is literally named "Scorn"
LRRbot: Kasmina, Enigmatic Mentor [3U] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kasmina [5] | Spells your opponents cast that target a creature or planeswalker you control cost {2} more to cast. / −2: Create a 2/2 blue Wizard creature token. Draw a card, then discard a card.
jonasjonIV: proliferate?
thekinglycommander: proliferate?
MahBoiiii: <3 Kasmina
thekinglycommander: from scorn?
flatluigi: there was another proliferate with the removal spell
le__mage__bc: ooooooOOOOOF
TheWarbo: this looking, uh, bad for serge
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
DarkMorford: RIP Serge
Despoiler98: lrrWOW katesWa katesOw
flatluigi: with the missed proliferate i think serge is dead?
le__mage__bc: F
EsperDerek1: Quick! Cyclonic Rift!
flatluigi: or at 1
howlinglotus: a moment of silence
Tempest2097: I suspect Serge might be in a bit of a rough spot here
jonasjonIV: he'd be at 1, which is not 0
Tempest2097: Just a little bit of one
Earthenone: is mirror force in this set/
flatluigi: rip
DarkMorford: F
NanashiSword: GG
le__mage__bc: F
jonasjonIV: gg
le__mage__bc: GG
GoblinRanger: gg
tehcrashxor: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
mrsarkhan: sergeHeart sergeHeart
Bradagascar: such gracious gamers
GoblinRanger: benginHype
m0nkeyrama: GGs
LRRbot: Widespread Brutality [1BRR] | Sorcery | Amass 2, then the Army you amassed deals damage equal to its power to each non-Army creature. (To amass 2, put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. If you don’t control one, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token first.)
MuffinsOnAHill: Armyclasm.
le__mage__bc: spicy
le__mage__bc: this + the dude that makes your token deathtouch
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Arcanist [1R] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Trample / Whenever Dreadhorde Arcanist attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost less than or equal to Dreadhorde Arcanist’s power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
le__mage__bc: kills everything garrented
GoblinRanger: that is real fun with the life link on the army, so much life on a big board
BrowneePoints: @le__mage__bc Vizier of Scorpions
flatluigi: dreadhorde arcanist is _SO GOOD_ in constructed
le__mage__bc: yes
flatluigi: with samut's sprint
flatluigi: and adeliz
le__mage__bc: Vizier of scorpions + Widespread brutality = dream
Empurress: Anyone else notice the game has devolved to removal, counter spell and attack? What happened to all the wired combo decks and cards?
TheAwkes: Giant growth, swing for 4, oops it's 7.
MuffinsOnAHill: In modern you cast Become Immense, and then do it again.
Earthenone: now serge will never know the bottom 3 cards of his library
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Empurress: *wierd
bnjcbs: i love dreadhorde arcanist + become immense its so spicy
SableTiger: Arcanist is going into lots of wizardy decks
le__mage__bc: kreko + might of masses is funny
flatluigi: if you can demonstrate a loop: nexus unbanned in bo1
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Kykiwi: that sounds like a nightmare to program
Pharmacistjudge: Ben...they had Years to try on Magic Online
Fruan: Sadly, the Halting problem is a real thing :(
TheWarbo: I would like to "do this same proliferate" when I ult Nissa with multiple Evolution Sages on board
carrotzone: isn't that like, the stopping problem?
Ukon_vasara: ive had an opp the other day playing Nissa, and Tatiyova, and they Khamal's Druidic x spell for 5 three times in the same turn ruuS
bnjcbs: im putting the ral combo in my niv mizzet parun EDH deck im so hype
bowsin_durrows: Or some way to tap and sac more than one treasure at a time.
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the games!
MuffinsOnAHill: I HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR THAT IN MTGO FOR YEARS!!!!
evolvingdev: That's called the halting problem
aesir_blade: Unfortunately that seems like the kind of thing that is reducible to the Halting Problem and thus impossible
le__mage__bc: No, Thank you gouys for such quality content § Worth wacthing it at 5 AM
evolvingdev: Famously difficult idea for computers
Empurress: Where are the weird cards and decks? lissyPure lissyDerp PJSalt
dialMforMara: why do they always do the coming up next AFTER the half hour of sub welcome
TheWarbo: Card Kingdom: All the SaNicol Bolas memes
SableTiger: I do not believe you are executing the loop, so it isn't the halting problem? :P
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Adamantcheese: card kingdom: a cardom of kings?
TheWarbo: I did this?
Baldrash: Good job us!
tehcrashxor: You did this? I did this!
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m0nkeyrama: Yay Beej!
dialMforMara busses off to the events page
m0nkeyrama: Flawless
I_Am_Clockwork: praise beej lrrBEEJ
flatluigi: ADTalks doot doot da doot doot doot
Taveena: A... D... TALKS do doo do do do do
Taveena: hah
flatluigi: hi5 taveena
Empurress: TheIlluminati TheIlluminati
Taveena: yeee
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TheWarbo: Taveena my brain went exactly the same place
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GoblinRanger: sergeSqueak
flatluigi: cameron's dab caused a squeak
m0nkeyrama: sergeSqueak
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
mutantironman05: Yee Yee
mutantironman05: I don't appreciate capital letters
TheWarbo: bolt the bird doo doo
volraths_bane: Still waiting on one with an X in it
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flatluigi: serge did it
m0nkeyrama: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
tehcrashxor: lol. lrrHEART
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone here at LRR, good night, and good morning.
Earthenone: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/events
ContingentCat: sergeHeart
Kukako: Thanks for the stream!
m0nkeyrama: Finishing Spheda, possibly!
m0nkeyrama: Yes, 11am
Earthenone: there is nothing on monday i belive
TheAwkes: Events page isn't showing stuff for me. It loads empty.
Earthenone: "we"
DarkMorford: <3 Serge
TheWarbo: Cori said she's likely starting her Play It Forward Monday
Ubiki: What’s on talking sim?
Baldrash: Empty events page. #BlameJames
flatluigi: wow is doom already finished warbo
TheWarbo: She did not say this until after we realized James finished his today
m0nkeyrama: LUL
flatluigi: ubiki: something better than detroit
Earthenone: talking sim is darksouls remasterdd
le__mage__bc: bye bye
GoblinRanger: bye
I_Am_Clockwork: event page blank? ah well
theonlyangelx: bye
FRZNFRIES: i won't leave.
DoodlestheGreat: BHAI!
I_Am_Clockwork: #blamejames
DeCMacca: bye!
FRZNFRIES: you can't make me.
TheWarbo: flatluigi yep, James beat Doom today. Before the scheduled end time of the stream even
tams92: Just tuning in. Did something happen with the stream?
Earthenone: it concluded
JA_Pinkerton: this "play 25 lands" quest would be a lot faster if my opponent didn't constantly scoop on turn 4