TehAmelie: TIL people play 35 billion games of Windows Solitaire per year
TehAmelie: did you know computers were supposed to let us get more work done?
moosethatsmiles: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Dark Cloud 2) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (38m from now).
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Nightvalien28: SPHEDA
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Adam might actually finish Dark Cloud 2 today. | Pour one out for the last day of Spheda. | (also he felt like starting early) | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1124727027192360962
islanderscaper: negaHi
CaptainSpam: One does not "finish" Dark Cloud 2. The golf will be with them. It will never leave. It will always be there. Haunting.
m0nkeyrama: It's the end of an era :o
Lithobraker: the weather today has been absurd. like hail for one minute then sunny skies the next
RAICx: Lithobraker the Netherlands?
m0nkeyrama: Morning, Adam!
evalarene: Gooooooooood morning!
Lithobraker: and that's happened multiple times today!
RAICx: Hey Adam!
m0nkeyrama: We're nearing the end of golf BibleThump
FuzzyFozzy: Adam. He’s here!
Masslost: adam how you feeling today?
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Didero: Oh yay, it's my favourite Adam!
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fragilepaper: Hey everyone!
FuzzyFozzy: Watching this game always makes me feel nostalgic.
Lithobraker: raicx England. has it been weird there too?
m0nkeyrama: Are you doubting that person's opinion? 🤔
Didero: To be fair, I don't know that many people named Adam. I still like you though
IAmToastBeyondToast: Queue compilation of Adam saying he hates this game lol
Robot_Bones: Until the Golf ghost possesses you again
oakentree: dude i'd honestly put you up there with adams such as adam savage
weff47: hey friends!
Didero: Changes you wouldn't stay my favourite Adam are almost exactly 3.78%
m0nkeyrama: There's still the dungeon after, right?
Lithobraker: today is the day we ascend for GOLF godhood and forsake this mortal plane.
Robot_Bones: Hit it with a golf ball
FireFlower18: fine, dick.
Invitare: wow Gate Keeping much? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Allergies? seabatYIKES
m0nkeyrama: Guess who's a weenie now Kappa
RAICx: Lithobraker yeah, hail and sunshine. Exactly the same
evalarene: Sinus pressure is the worst, so hard to relieve
oakentree: welcome to the hayfever hell
DomBar: not getting the lobby chests?
m0nkeyrama: It is possible to just develop allergies, super unfortunate
FireFlower18: hot compress. always hot compress
FuzzyFozzy: You aren’t supposed to actually take Histamax, Adam MiniK
Sanityis0verrated: I wad outside for minutes and I'm already itchy all over
NathanJay_GA: hello!
evalarene: @m0nkeyrama I suddenly became allergic to ibuprofen one day
TXC2: Hello Everybody
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES @evalarene
TXC2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:20.
TXC2: Ok Good I've not missed much
Zaghrog: Example about developing allergies: IBS is likely to make you allergic to fructane. 84% likely
Issurru: BUILDING? in a GOLF stream??? Kappa
TXC2: Golf has to be earned
DaMullet14: Last day of Spheda? Time to "accidentally" lose our save file again
Robot_Bones: Butter Road seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: making sure it's even? what happened to the Adam Savidan that made a town full of barely connected platforms? SeriousSloth
FuzzyFozzy: Start at the edge then?
fragilepaper: @m0nkeyrama That Adam is dead, along with loud Adam SeriousSloth
m0nkeyrama: LUL
DomBar: if you plan on doing the post game dungeon, please get the lobby chests before the boss
FuzzyFozzy: Yeah, I remember this garden being super complicated
m0nkeyrama: But that pier town was perfect, he even stranded an old lady
FuzzyFozzy: Lots of cool cutscenes though
m0nkeyrama: What if you just rotate it?
TXC2: how do we build this lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Hack into yourself and eliminate the virus.
m0nkeyrama: Hm 🤔
m0nkeyrama: No snap to grid option NotLikeThis
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:45.
FireBasilisk53: sup fellow gamers
TXC2: hello FireBasilisk53 welcome
DaMullet14: sounds like a crime-fighting alter ego to me
m0nkeyrama: Have you been back to the doctor?
weff47: Adam is actually making a good looking town for once
m0nkeyrama: It's because he has to LUL
justwhatever_idk: This game series is Dark Cloud and every time I watch it there are Zero Clouds, what's up with this Game Designers
itsr67: we playing golf or the sims
LiveFaust: Wait, how did Adam get tricked into playing Minecraft?
m0nkeyrama: yes
TXC2: LiveFaust He Gambled with James
m0nkeyrama: So how was one supposed to do this before the days of internet help?
m0nkeyrama: because this seems needlessly complex
itsr67: just to try to memorize the paintings I guess
TXC2: Triel and error
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
LiveFaust: @txc2 Ah, classic Gamble with James. I hope he at least gets ice cream out of the deal... lrrDILLY lrrBEEJ
Didero: I'm having fun
TraceBullet: gamefaqs was around when this game came out
NathanJay_GA: is there a visual reference for this?
m0nkeyrama: Water down the air pipe DansGame
justwhatever_idk: GameFAQS, from the dawn of ime
DaMullet14: Beej and Heather were playing mario 3 the other day and it occurred to me that so much of those games was just ...somehow known, even though I don't remember being told or shown
justwhatever_idk: time*
Jwiley129: Finally, an Adam worldbuilding stream Kappa
DaMullet14: like crouching on white blocks
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jakjawagon: where are the rollercoasters?
m0nkeyrama: wow, that's massive
LiveFaust: Take a picture with your disposable camera, take enough other pictures to fill the roll, wait for the pictures to be developed...
itsr67: I mean I imagine that it would have taken a LONG time if there wasn't a refrence with easy access, and I can't imagine being done and one thing is like 1 block off
itsr67: and you can't figure out why it's not working
m0nkeyrama: Sounds awful, yeah
itsr67: thanks, internet
TXC2: welcome to Myst pre internet Kappa
DaMullet14: what's it like being a king
m0nkeyrama: Niiiice
NathanJay_GA: lrrGOAT
itsr67: L O R E
m0nkeyrama: Story DansGame
weff47: story DansGame
TXC2: "how do you like that?" "HARDER!"
DaMullet14: He discovered a mirror
NathanJay_GA: hahaha hahaha
justwhatever_idk: Funky Dog Rabbit Child with the Voice of Phil from Rugrats
Didero: Neither of these people are good at laughing
LiveFaust: @txc2 "What?" "What?"
FireFlower18: "flowers"
itsr67: man they are walking real slow
itsr67: good god
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Invitare: Just DO IT
m0nkeyrama: Must be, yeah
justwhatever_idk: "Just do it. You Wont. You Wont. Do it."
DaMullet14: Thieves HATE flowers
weff47: flowers Kreygasm
UnhappyYak: Nike product placement
RAICx: Can confirm, as a thief, I lrrEFF ing hate flowers
LiveFaust: @justwhatever_idk THAT'S where I recognize the voice from. katesThank
TXC2: "if you look at flowers, you feel good" smash cut to Ben looking half dead
DaMullet14: is Sirus wearing crocs
justwhatever_idk: "Thieves HATE them! Try out this one cool trick."
m0nkeyrama: That didn't answer her question 🤔
justwhatever_idk: @LiveFaust np np
FireFlower18: "accidentally" drop the axe on the rabbit
itsr67: "don't blame me if this rabbit kills you in your sleep."
TXC2: shit like this is why we have Unions Kappa
justwhatever_idk: "Do you mean to cancel the Queen for whom you Stan"
m0nkeyrama: he was barely moving LUL
vegetalss4: On the other hand the career path of a guard would likely go to higher ranking guard rather than gardener.
DaMullet14: obviously it goes guard -> guardener
m0nkeyrama: Did they not already have someone caring for the flowers?
Didero: "all these flowers here" *points at sky*
m0nkeyrama: like, that's a massive garden
LiveFaust: That's like a Pokemon evolution thing.
vegetalss4: I presume people that become guards would generally rather be guards. Through social pressures could account for a lot of things.
plungern2dark: hi
WithoutAnAce: is this the golf game?
m0nkeyrama: Small child can craft enormous garden fixtures easily
TXC2: hello plungern2dark welcome
TXC2: WithoutAnAce yeap
DaMullet14: do we actually have any spheda left
moosethatsmiles: maybe the queen told him to be a guard
plungern2dark: i cant hear you if your talking
m0nkeyrama: LUL
LiveFaust: @damullet14 guard -> gardener -> gardenest
m0nkeyrama: Almost done with golf
Didero: I forget, is Max from the future or is Monica from the past?
itsr67: Ngl kind of hoped for a spheda course builder
m0nkeyrama: sad days
DaMullet14: LiveFaust: I haven't played Pokemon Diamond
plungern2dark: i just made my intro
justwhatever_idk: Sorry We're All Going into a Tunnel
m0nkeyrama: monica is from the future
plungern2dark: but its not letting me join
Didero: Ah, so I was entirely wrong. Thanks, m0nkeyrama
evalarene: I could hear you, I just turned my TV up to 35 when it's normally at 20
weff47: Listen well.. *skip*
TXC2: Speak his true name: Tim
m0nkeyrama: LUL it's alright @Didero
NathanJay_GA: you must speak his name "Oh Fuck" Access granted
justwhatever_idk: Jerry Truename
plungern2dark: on youtube
DaMullet14: Sun... CHAMBER once told me
Didero: That's so terrible it actually made me laugh, DaMullet14
Veste: hope you get a good picture of this guy 8^)
TXC2: DaMullet14 Get out Kappa
justwhatever_idk: Is that mark Hamill
m0nkeyrama: Yep
UnhappyYak: do we get to golf at him
itsr67: Discunt winged ganon
fragilepaper: Over 9000
m0nkeyrama: Hamill gets around
RAICx: Remember Adam, if you destroy his floaty gems in this phase, you insta kill him in his second phase Kappa
itsr67: discount*
justwhatever_idk: Mark Hamill as Sephiroth Ganondorf
Nuurgle: Speak his name so his power can run through you
Pseudonym_Ken: Jump Force?
Clysedose: Wow this game is a blast from the past
m0nkeyrama: I don't think that's from bloodborne
NathanJay_GA: @itsr67 I kinda like the first version. Sounds like an Australian insult :D
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Jwiley129: Of course the final boss hits like a truck
Robot_Bones: Mom can we have Ganon?, No You have Ganon at home. Ganon at home: ThisGuy
fragilepaper: My guess is that this won't be as easy as the other boss rights...
m0nkeyrama: Good camera game, thanks
IzGaige: just dies
Nuurgle: take his picture! capture his soul!
TXC2: the true final boss is the camera Kappa
Driosenth: it's a race
itsr67: oh god @NathanJay_GA talk about a mistype
Pteraspidomorphi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 29:20.
itsr67: adam reveals he wrote dark cloud 2
TXC2: oh you know, played it before Kappa
m0nkeyrama: LUL got the soul read on the game
NathanJay_GA: its all good
Jwiley129: Adam wrote Dark Cloud 2?! Kappa
IAmToastBeyondToast: that's idiotic
LiveFaust: lul
Robot_Bones: You win some you lose some ya kknow
Didero: Most royalty flees during wars, no?
BusTed: slytqShrug
TXC2: she's not the captain of the ship
Tiber727: There's this concept called leader-in-exile.
justwhatever_idk: Adam you should run a Dice Friends Campaign that is just Dark Cloud 3
m0nkeyrama: Yeah, they need to live for the country
TXC2: hello Suffix welcome
Pseudonym_Ken: Get swole
LiveFaust: "My only hope is that somebody loves playing golf enough to save the world."
m0nkeyrama: He level up again?
TXC2: lose ends are just sequal hooks Kappa
itsr67: Just have a character that only plays spheda
BusTed: seabatTROG /
m0nkeyrama: Not even his final form?
Didero: Loose ends? I think you mean 'potential for sequels' :P
Suffix: seabatTROG /
m0nkeyrama: Woah
itsr67: ok.
Jwiley129: B O D I E D
Tiber727: I feel that if Adam made a campaign, it'd be fantasy Wrestlemania.
fragilepaper: seabatTROG /
justwhatever_idk: Loose Ends are fine as long as people have fun playing Golf in order to impress some Queen and her Rabbit Friend
IzGaige: received the swiftest of bops
BusTed: rayfkWelp
Pteraspidomorphi: How's the progress on this? I seem to recall Adam mentioning at some point he was close to done but I'm rarely here on saturday afternoons so I haven't kept up
itsr67: holy chip damage batman
TXC2: Tiber727 I kinda want that now
m0nkeyrama: This seems fun :)
TXC2: Pteraspidomorphi this is the final boss
Pteraspidomorphi: oooooh.
UnhappyYak: what is this, Dark Souls?
jolly_does_art: hi Adam! Hi chat!
TXC2: hello jolly_does_art welcome
Jwiley129: yeah, there is a secret dungeon
fragilepaper: Hey Jolly! seabatTROG /
m0nkeyrama: So he hates humanity now 🤔
NathanJay_GA: So if we finish soon, what's next?
jolly_does_art: hi @fragilepaper , hi @TXC2
itsr67: No more golf? :(
Didero: This seems like an unhealthy way to deal with loss
itsr67: Snake eater sounds amazing!
NathanJay_GA: Tough choice
justwhatever_idk: Snake Eater would be tight
m0nkeyrama: Either would be fun
BusTed: There's a reasonable line of thinking.
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Masslost: darksiders is not bad story is little eh
TXC2: so he becomes a megalomaniacal omicidal monster after his girlfriend brakes up with him?.......checks out
IAmToastBeyondToast: Get this man some Pepto, stat
m0nkeyrama: what
fragilepaper: Welp...
Veraphage: pardon
Suffix: rayfkWelp
m0nkeyrama: did that go under the block?
Orchestrion: gee
m0nkeyrama: Is that a thing?
Orgmastron: MGS3 EE Speedrun? PogChamp
BusTed: Got got
IzGaige: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
justwhatever_idk: "Lol Gottem" -- Mark Hamill
TXC2: blocking is losing Kappa
Jwiley129: Time to try again
NathanJay_GA: Stupid fool? Wow, he had to make it personal
itsr67: Have you played mgs3 before adam?
weff47: does anyone actually understand them really?
m0nkeyrama: MG story lines seem very convoluted
Driosenth: Bomb him in 2nd phase?
Orgmastron: I don't know that anyone *truly* understands Metal Gear
Didero: Can you buy more Resurection Powders?
TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] They feel like art, I don't understand them. | on Metal Gear Solid games
LRRbot: New quote #6029: "They feel like art, I don't understand them." —Adam, on Metal Gear Solid games [2019-05-04]
m0nkeyrama: LUL
ThisCatHasSeenGod: Convoluted, MG story lines run straight into non euclidian space.
Robot_Bones: 2 was a piece of work, snake eater is a lot better
OmnipotentTrevor: MGS2 benefits a lot from a second playthrough, storywise at least.
BusTed: Sirus the Virus
Orgmastron: MGS2 was very high concept and a lot of people hated it
m0nkeyrama: 2 was the one with raiden, right?
justwhatever_idk: Metal Gear Solid is the story of a Mom who thought World Peace was a good idea, and her three sons all Messed Up The Idea of World Peace so Bad they each made their own version of Nuclear War. One of the Mom's Grandkids and his BF are the only ones who figure out what to do. Also there are Ghosts and Cyborgs and Walking Tanks it's fine, it's fine.
TXC2: pretty sure people just hated Raiden
Pteraspidomorphi: Snake Eater is absolutely the sort of game I'd want to watch rather than play. I used to watch my younger brother play those games
Ridgenator: Basically yeah
Robot_Bones: yes, trying to establish it as a system
Ridgenator: the big shell incident was supposed to emulate Shadow Moses
OmnipotentTrevor: The training program was part of it, but in the end was another layer of subterfuge
Robot_Bones: training snakes viaVR and the bigshell was a test
Boyshinboiv: hey hey adam how are you
m0nkeyrama: Jesus
justwhatever_idk: They crashed a Boat into Federal Hall
justwhatever_idk: in New York City
IceMarker: Are there any games similar to Dark Cloud released in the last few years?
Robot_Bones: New York City!
TXC2: the only part of MGS lore I know about is the baller twist ending to MGSV
justwhatever_idk: The Legend of Zelda Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Dark cloud is pretty unique
Veraphage: video games
m0nkeyrama: Guwaa
Grindclocke: mega sword in one hand, premium chicken in the other
BusTed: Heal tanking
justwhatever_idk: I explained the lore higher up
DrWreckage: Adam! Have you started feeling better?
NathanJay_GA: I wonder what the voice actor thought of that line
TXC2: Aduio of Mark Hamill taking a shit there Kappa
IceMarker: Since Dark Cloud 3 won't exist I need a new game like it ;_;
justwhatever_idk: Yeah I think so
justwhatever_idk: It's Goofy, but that's part of the fun of the series
RayFK: Yo, Adam Savidan actually watching Lore?
m0nkeyrama: Better spheda :o
RayFK: The fuck
Masslost: i wondering if darksiders 4 will be made as 3 did ok
m0nkeyrama: He plays the cutscene for chat
NathanJay_GA: More interesting Spheda? So, Everybody's Golf? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: he's 100% not paying attention to it seabatBRAIN
OmnipotentTrevor: In terms of gameplay, overall MGS2 is better than MGS3 I think. It's only problem was a lack of time to actually play the game uninterrupted. Which is why MGS2: Substance is the best, because of how many more missions it adds.
RayFK: a okay
RayFK: I was worried
IceMarker: lrrAWESOME
m0nkeyrama: So now we have the final spheda dungeon, right?
TXC2: "and that is why you fail"
RayFK: Imagine if that cutscene required you to advance, and you could just watch that rabbits head swivel forever
m0nkeyrama: or is there another phase
m0nkeyrama: Good lord
m0nkeyrama: what even
Pteraspidomorphi: "Grrahh!!"
justwhatever_idk: MGS3 is probably the most direct game to get into Metal Gear Solid outside of MGS1, the amount of lore needed to get the active plot is low
fragilepaper: banger alert!
Traion: Hey Chat, hey Adam. Feeling better? <3
TXC2: hello Traion welcome
TXC2: this is real upbeat music for the last bos
Invitare: wait I thought the rabbit was the secret true super villain
Haberdashed: Wait what? THIS ISN'T GOLF!
Invitare: is there another secret villain
Driosenth: do you want some metholated eye drops?
BusTed: You should have some of those gamer eye drops.
m0nkeyrama: Holy, that's sure a boss title
TXC2: Golf has to be Earned
justwhatever_idk: Evil Made Flesh: "I prefer Badminton to Golf TBH"
m0nkeyrama: LUL
fragilepaper: Gottem
Haberdashed: BOOM gottem
m0nkeyrama: GOTTEM
Grindclocke: seabatTROG
NathanJay_GA: lrrSPOT
justwhatever_idk: Extinction, the Taste You Can See
TXC2: "can't stop me nooooow, I being such a bad guy, I'm kiling them all!"
Traion: Adam SAVAGEdan seabatTROG
Orchestrion: no not the moooooon
morgoth_bauglyr: doom moon
IceMarker: This guy does look a little like Majora...
justwhatever_idk: We need that Moon
justwhatever_idk: This guy looks like a lot of characters tbh
Driosenth: With the new Dinosaurios cereal you can truly taste extinction!
Grindclocke: this kinda looks like a bloodborne cap
IceMarker: Obviously C tier villian
justwhatever_idk: Because it's a Bad Thing to do Adam
Traion: Because of bad writing Adam
TXC2: yeap this wouldn't be causing massive, Catastrophic earthquakes or anything
RAICx: Because they're eeeeeeeeeeeevillll
Haberdashed: I dunno, man. I dunno why somebody would wanna rule over a "dark world, seething with hatred".
m0nkeyrama: Because then they wouldn't be evil made flesh SeriousSloth
Grindclocke: tendril ghost wizard, blood moon, weird architecture
Haberdashed: OOF
Veraphage: F
fragilepaper: F
TheAinMAP: Ouch.
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
m0nkeyrama: LUL
RayFK: Wrecked
Traion: LUL
RebekahWSD: If I was a villain, I'd just want everyone to leave me alone and live with my cat(s), my husband, and enough food to not go near the huma,,,the hell
IceMarker: lrrHERE
NathanJay_GA: Just fucking stood there and took it
Didero: Wow, shitty reflexes
erloas: Sir, are you suggesting that we blow up the moon? Would you miss it?
BusTed: slytqShrug
Invitare: Shocked Pikachu face
m0nkeyrama: Truly a tortoise and not a hare
NathanJay_GA: And we ran out of rez powder, too
Issurru: Is this where Max turns Super Saiyan? Kappa
BusTed: It was a pretty good throw tbh
morgoth_bauglyr: shocked sanic face
ghostvalv: :|
LiveFaust: Wait. Moon's red. His chest jewel thingy is blue. ...do you have to Spheda him into the moon???
IceMarker: lrrFINE
m0nkeyrama: No death plz
Haberdashed: Oh please god no don't die then
TXC2: LiveFaust :D
Invitare: even the cutscenes?
justwhatever_idk: Time to become the Best Gamer
IceMarker: LUL
Haberdashed: I mean you're the Boshy, you can't die.
Traion: Time to show the boss the Boshy Card! seabatTROG
Grindclocke: seabatYIKES
m0nkeyrama: Time to show us why you're the Boshy 👀
BusTed: just don't get hit :-)
evalarene: Is it just me, or is this a cheap version of Final Fantasy?
justwhatever_idk: This Fantasy Boy Wearing a Baseball Cap Fighting a Mammoth in Outer Space #justvideogamethings
Haberdashed: That was a toughie
Traion: Okay that one was cute
samwonk: Not an evil mamoth, a "Dream-shredding fang Mammo."
TXC2: fun fact: all mammoths were evil Kappa
Driosenth: What happens after the take over. What's their end game? Do they have an economic plan to rebuild after the destruction they caused? What are their policies on regional and local governance?
LiveFaust: EZ CLAP
IceMarker: Does FF have town building? NO
evalarene: Doesn't that happen to all bad guys when they win?
justwhatever_idk: The Reason Mammoths Went Extinct is Because They Were All Tax Evaders
TXC2: Driosenth I love that line from Dr who when he asks that question
Robot_Bones: They watch the sun rise on a grateful universe
m0nkeyrama: So many eyes WutFace
kumatsu: I like the games where the badguy is just trying to like, save their family/country/planet
Darleysam: I want a bad guy who's like "your infrastructure's pretty good, I just want to be in charge"
Haberdashed: I mean I think it's more like, souls don't need to eat or whatever, and if they're all just enslaved to serve his every whim and he actually enjoys that, thennnnn okay.
BusTed: Go away Drowzee.
Traion: These bosses are *impressive*
evalarene: hahaha
m0nkeyrama: Thrill as Max stands still and shoots from a distance SeriousSloth
TXC2: Darleysam that's too real
Traion: Haberdashed you'd get so bored though
godpigeon: So Dr Doom?
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Robot_Bones: So Dovin Bann?
IzGaige: sounds like politicians smh smh
Haberdashed: I KNOW @Traion
Haberdashed: Like, there's nothing to DO
Vyous: Sony owns doom via the fantastic 4
m0nkeyrama: You mean when are they going to put doctor doom in a GOOD marvel movie
Haberdashed: Especially if you're living for millenia or forever or whatever.
Invitare: he's one of the characters that sort of belongs to a different company, except maybe not anymore?
Veraphage: The subtitle that tries too hard
Pandax0: what a title....
IzGaige: primo titles
justwhatever_idk: Awoooooo
Robot_Bones: Red Eyes black Dragon seabatTROG
BusTed: Dragon's got some guns.
WyrmwoodGaming: cheer100 this looks amazing! what are you playing on?/using to capture :)
IAmToastBeyondToast: So all the bosses are just terminal edgelords?
justwhatever_idk: This Dragon is Brock Lesnar the Dragon
m0nkeyrama: Love the titles they give things in this game
TXC2: after the last Fantastic four movie FAILED, nobody is interested in making a new one
greg1756: wyrmwood in the hoooooouse!
Driosenth: say it!
justwhatever_idk: Bones and Skin
greg1756: s'up Paulie!
Traion: You can't just say Wyrmwood without slapping the table Adam! BabyRage
NathanJay_GA: I think the code is simply LRR?
Haberdashed: Wyrmwood is awesome and if I had any money I'd probably get something from them.
m0nkeyrama: No table slap seabatYIKES
mowdownjoe: The bones of trees and the skins of beasts! *slap*
CodeDancer: that was kind of an easy fight for such an austentatious boss name. Is your charactor super high level?
lilyoswald: Life goals: being able to afford a gaming table from wyrmwood gaming
Driosenth: @m0nkeyrama table slaps happens after line
WyrmwoodGaming: @greg1756 wattup greg!
m0nkeyrama: Thanks Ian!
NathanJay_GA: Ian! :D
Traion: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
TXC2: the slap matters
m0nkeyrama: The slap Kreygasm
Haberdashed: So is this the end of the game, I take it?
WyrmwoodGaming: love the slap
kumatsu: Ian's mystified expression of "why the heck am I doing this?" is A+
morgoth_bauglyr: as is tradition
greg1756: @wyrmwoodgaming i'm good homie
justwhatever_idk: We need a Slap Emote
Jwiley129: How many conversations at the moonbase start with "Can you come on stream real quick?"
Veraphage: Glad you could make it, Uther
ExachixKitsune: Uther-Doofer
RayFK: Uther Lightbringer
lilyoswald: light bringer?
BusTed: Ian is a good player. No questions asked.
justwhatever_idk: Uther Johnson
TXC2: uther Boofer
LiveFaust: Dongringer
kumatsu: Uther "discover off every stonehill defender"
IceMarker: What about Varian Wrynn?
Orgmastron: You're right and you should say it
Invitare: is Thrall and Orc?
kumatsu: yo Thrall back next story patch
IAmToastBeyondToast: about that
Invitare: do you only like Orcs?
BusTed: Which DotA character is that? Kappa
CodeDancer: @chat: how far along is adam in this game? Seems like these bosses aren't giving much of a challenge.
Grindclocke: nix the snake eater plan, this is a WoW stream now : ^ )
m0nkeyrama: When does classic come out?
Haberdashed: Sylvanas is kiiiiiinda way-too-evil, though. You know, with the genocide and whatnot.
Masslost: warcraft 3 remastered hopefully launches this year
Veraphage: zug zug
mowdownjoe: SMOrc
m0nkeyrama: This is the endgame @CodeDancer Final boss rush
Suffix: SMOrc
TXC2: CodeDancer this is endboss rush
lilyoswald: orcs are big
Veste: twinziiiiies
Grindclocke: SMOrc
BusTed: This is the boss rush before the very last fight, @codedancer
evalarene: They destroyed UC in the newest patch......I've always made undead characters, and now there's no UC! I can't play it
RayFK: Gaja One and Gaja Two? Really?
SquareDotCube: Give 'em the ol' one-two
RayFK: Fuck off Dark Cloud 2
Invitare: that's one and two in German
RAICx: So, Gaja 1 and 2...
itsr67: they're so biig
justajester: is that pseudo german?
NathanJay_GA: Why are they German?
dusansrb_pro_cool: when you click dark cloud 2 on category there is only 2 streams
TXC2: Is German, so it's "Fancy" kappa
seth_erickson: Boss battle!? didn't know this game had those
BusTed: Two swords!
m0nkeyrama: The enemy names are very interesting in this game
lilyoswald: Dark Cloud 2: A child goes golfing, invents a machine gun, and saves the world
CodeDancer: chat, ie @m0nkeyrama, @TXC2, @BusTed Thanks for the info
kumatsu: I was thinking einhander and zweihander but that's just 1-handed and 2-handed
RAICx: seth_erickson it's a boss rush, even!
Haberdashed: ATMOSPHERE
kumatsu: gotta BUILD THAT TENSION, Adam
TXC2: Vince McMahon is very normal person Kappa
m0nkeyrama: It's for the atmosphere
Invitare: it builds character
Traion: Okay I have a theory for what the villains goal is: He is insecure about his body, so by killing everyone he is gonna force all the magazines to declare him the sexiest thing alive! seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: Enjoy the experience SeriousSloth
seth_erickson: seabatTROG
BusTed: Also maybe for loading assets.
LiveFaust: Boulder comes rolling down...
CodeDancer: in video games you actually can walk uphill both ways.
justajester: would be funny if there was a shop at the top of the ramp
BusTed: Too Good to Use
m0nkeyrama: Good lord, Adam
m0nkeyrama: LUL
fragilepaper: Goddamn
lilyoswald: lol
Haberdashed: DARK
BusTed: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
shea_wolfe: Then he merges with his mech?
NathanJay_GA: damn
Pandax0: then Monica is put in a jar.
justwhatever_idk: Epic Gaming Moment from Adam
m0nkeyrama: Immune to gun NotLikeThis
Orchestrion: lrrWOW
Invitare: his Evil Defence is too high
seth_erickson: what a disappointing name for such a title
Mangledpixel: welp
Grindclocke: bulletproof??
Veste: found the boss
morgoth_bauglyr: seabatYIKES
Grindclocke: what the fuck LOL
justwhatever_idk: Impervious to Gun
RayFK: Speaking of watching someone die
Joda011980: evening
TXC2: hello Joda011980 welcome
m0nkeyrama: RIP
Vyous: wat?
evalarene: He seems a little unfair
Invitare: it's up Tidepod now
IzGaige: so you
IzGaige: died
lilyoswald: That was a difficulty spike
NathanJay_GA: We have to do everything again, dont we?
m0nkeyrama: Time to do it all again seabatTROG
Invitare: or not
TXC2: "guns dont work, out one weakness"- America Kappa
seth_erickson: I am Evil made Flesh. I am Dark Element
BusTed: Quick, switch to the bracelet Kappa
GoAmpDog2: Lol the gun is name last resort but Adam using it right off the bad
m0nkeyrama: Fun :)
IzGaige: big oof
RayFK: I just drafted a deck with 2 Ashioks and a fucking Spark Double
Didero: this game dumb
IceMarker: lrrSPOOP
m0nkeyrama: Nice @RayFK
Traion: RayFK you are an evil man Jeej
TXC2: RayFK bye bye OP's Graveyard I guess :p
LordLaeron: can we farm healing/rez items from anywhere?
DomBar: did he get all the miracle chests? (lobby and future areas)
justwhatever_idk: "Listen Wel---"
Lithobraker: rayfk so you're going to Jundem?
BusTed: Holy shit all the way back
IzGaige: they just want to provide players with a sense of accomplishment LUL
DomBar: might be missing defense if he took so much
NathanJay_GA: Gonna be honest, this is the kind of thing that would ruin a game and make me stop playing. As the exasperated zookeeper said to tje last male panda in the world, "fuck that"
justwhatever_idk: RL STINE
Masslost: when you google the final boss fight OWLJunkrat
gizmofreak1: RSTLNE
m0nkeyrama: We get to enjoy this boss all over again :o
m0nkeyrama: And all these cutscenes Kreygasm
RayFK: @Lithobraker I almost did something very stupid, but no I am blue red
justajester: should just try and golf at them
Driosenth: could you invent Res Powder?
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
morgoth_bauglyr: cool oneshot
Suffix: He RIPS OFF his OWN WINGS. That's hardcore.
nicecrow: Malfurion stormrage?
IzGaige: and then beats you to death with them
m0nkeyrama: Well uh
Invitare: do you have any Evil Defence you can invest in?
fragilepaper: Maybe get some rez powder?
WyrmwoodGaming: that voice actor was definitely the voice of cubert in futarama haha
TXC2: probably
kumatsu: come on PS2, where's my copy-paste
Haberdashed: Yup
Mangledpixel: can you save after this fight?
TXC2: show me what you got lrrbot
TXC2: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #244: "I don't want to see a picture of somebody covering their private parts with the sponge." —James [2015-05-07]
m0nkeyrama: huh
Haberdashed: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3349: "Yes... rotate your stick..." —Ian [2016-08-31]
m0nkeyrama: that's an interesting quote
TXC2: is "the sponge" spongebob?
cuttlefishman: I heard rumours this might be less spheda day?
cuttlefishman: *last
Haberdashed: @TXC2 Dear lord I hope not
Traion: Last Spehda day for before the Deathless Speedrun Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Probably will be last spheda, unless this boss decides to keep killing us LUL
m0nkeyrama: The heal spam seabatTROG
Dezufnocosem: this boss has more phases than a teenager
TXC2: (pointing at the symbol) is this symbolic?
m0nkeyrama: Was spheda all training for this final boss? Do we smack him with the golf club
Lithobraker: if you're blocking you're losing Kappa
cuttlefishman: why is there a mammoth again
justwhatever_idk: Mammoths are Morally Corrupt in this Universe
m0nkeyrama: Katamari games were pretty chill
TXC2: cuttlefishman we died and have to start over
Haberdashed: Na naaaaaaaaa
kumatsu: not gonna lie, watching you play Katamari sounds delightful
m0nkeyrama: That totally does look like the king
kumatsu: I think you'd get a kick out of how goofy it lets itself be
seth_erickson: Can you fall off these platforms
Lithobraker: can we fall off the bridge?
TXC2: Real talk: if I was a pro fighter, I'd come out to the theme from Katamari damacy
Traion: Do you mean "roll out" TXC2? :P
m0nkeyrama: Invisible walls Kreygasm
Haberdashed: I do love that Katamari literally has the mission "The King ate Pluto or something, so make a new one by rolling up popsicles and shit into a big ball."
justwhatever_idk: TXC2 your Finisher should be rolling your opponent around the ring
m0nkeyrama: They built everything to scale Kappa
TXC2: Maybe I do Traion maybe I do
kumatsu: it builds tension,and then tension dissipates cuz it takes too long
Haberdashed: Niiiiice
m0nkeyrama: The king's hammer got that cunning cell SeriousSloth
ItsRileyPM: Hey Adam, hey chat!
Invitare: I looked it up. Red for Monica, Blue for Max
Lithobraker: txc2 see I'd use Mars, Bringer of War. and then just let it run through the rest of the Planets symphony
TXC2: hello ItsRileyPM wlcome
m0nkeyrama: He did finish doom
Mangledpixel: he did, yes
seth_erickson: He did
Vyous: Yep, he finished
ItsRileyPM: How are you feelin, sir?
cuttlefishman: It's a short game
TXC2: yeap, he did it in 9ish hours
cuttlefishman: James was like 8.5
m0nkeyrama: Cori's up next playing Horizon Zero Dawn
m0nkeyrama: A Gamehaus staple
Wondermoo: ridepod?
seth_erickson: The game is fairly fast paced
cuttlefishman: Doom man shoots demons
cuttlefishman: And then shoots a big demon
TXC2: the hell portal is like half way through
ItsRileyPM: He closes the portal i believe
Mysticman89: According to dante, after hell comes puragotory, and thenn heaven.
Dezufnocosem: you embrace jesus and banish the devil forever
m0nkeyrama: I missed the end because multipals
Vyous: An evil robot steals the mcguffin so they can make doom 2
Ridgenator: the robot dude who's been helping you takes the key mcguffin from you and teleports you somewhere
Haberdashed: Pretty sure that's the part where you fight MechaHitler
TXC2: Bad narrtor guy turns out to be a robot, double crosses you, steels the hell energy thing
seth_erickson: Samuel Hayden a robot cyborg steals the key to the well of power in Hell from Doom Guy and it turns into a sweet sword. Also the portal is on Mars
m0nkeyrama: That tracks, that robot dude was very suspicious
Lithobraker: txc2 with luck it will start playing Jupiter Bringer of Jollity when I win Kappa
TXC2: Lithobraker nice
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cuttlefishman: Adam, baked goods question
cuttlefishman: is Garlic knots or cinnamon knots better?
seth_erickson: oh also Samuel Hayden exclaims he is not the bad guy.
m0nkeyrama: We can't save here, can we?
xhres2: Garlic
Haberdashed: Depends on whether you want sweet or...garlic
m0nkeyrama: Garlic, for sure
kumatsu: are we assuming they're both well made?
evalarene: ^^
kumatsu: if so cinnamon
justwhatever_idk: Are you Wario or Mario in this conversation
cuttlefishman: I think sweet by itself... but definitely garlic if I've like a donair sauce or something
kumatsu: but the majority of cinnamon knots come out bad]
m0nkeyrama: Tracking NotLikeThis
Mysticman89: It's been ages since I've had either, but I think garlic has never disappointed, but some cinnamon ones look amazing and then taste 'only' good.
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyy
Haberdashed: UHHHHH
justwhatever_idk: Big Boy
Mangledpixel: make my monster GROW!
Dezufnocosem: huehuehuehue
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis seabatYIKES NotLikeThis seabatYIKES
Suffix: Phase 2
Pandax0: well now that hardly seems fair.
Haberdashed: The fuck was that attack?
m0nkeyrama: HE has a oneshot beam?
Orchestrion: wtf
justwhatever_idk: He has several one shots it seems
m0nkeyrama: That's some horseshit DansGame
Orchestrion: wow this some real BS
m0nkeyrama: strap in, folks
justwhatever_idk: He's an Epic Villain because he's Impossible to Have Fun Fighting
Lithobraker: txc2 Giving the heel absurdly long intro music would be a great way to bring heat, but you could only do it at most twice.
cuttlefishman: Do they have donairs in Victoria
TXC2: remember: it's all for the golf Kappa
Dezufnocosem: is your defense really low or is this just how the game is supposed to be?
erloas: back when being annoyingly tedious was considered reasonable game design
TXC2: Lithobraker I don't know, HHH does it a lot Kappa
seth_erickson: This is the content gamers desire
m0nkeyrama: In a game like this, you can always farm forever, but that's DansGame
Domomaru: well it's a game... haus
ChroniclerC: Hello friends. How goes the golf?
BrindleBoar: it'a AllMight!
Pandax0: that guy looks a lot like Malfurion stormrage...
TXC2: "Dorrmarmu, I've come to bargain!"
m0nkeyrama: No golf yet today, have to beat this budget ganondorf
FoxNewsKappa: m competing for the nationals in california esports sims 4 national cup wish me luck chat
BusTed: rayfkWelp
LiveFaust: seabatHITBOX
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatYIKES
TXC2: "yes Mr Savidan, it all stinks"
Dezufnocosem: Gonanderf
justwhatever_idk: remember when we were like "wow we'll be done with this game early"
CaptainKranok: Buy. My. Book!
Haberdashed: Yeah this is where I'd switch to another game. Or about 20 minutes ago lol.
Grindclocke: you cant not beat it at this point
Haberdashed: Yeah
justwhatever_idk: We can't let these Sunken Costs go to Waste now can we
m0nkeyrama: Can't leave it unfinished 👀 There's still some spheda left
TXC2: it counts for all the fun we had a long the way
Grindclocke: we gotta see the final cutscene that brings the whole story together and explains everything seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: How did max get knocked back in the direction the attack came from
Robot_Bones: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
nichenzu: Is this a gun only playthrough?
TXC2: no, it's the gun is better
m0nkeyrama: It's another one shot
m0nkeyrama: DansGame
m0nkeyrama: Are we having fun yet :)
justwhatever_idk: and on top of all that he calls you Dumb
TXC2: "you stupid fool, you'll never be a jedi like that! " Kappa
Saulens181: this fight looks like it honks
MadameAdversary: it superhonks
m0nkeyrama: the second shot also does 120, which is more than Max's max health seabatYIKES
Orchestrion: this fight is lrrGARBO
justwhatever_idk: beep beep
TXC2: Gods Imagine if Mark Hamile had used his Joker voice in last jedi :p
cuttlefishman: aren't you the boshy
MadameAdversary: and to think this was once some of the best Playstation had to offer
starwarsthx1138: Mark Hamill
McFluffums: maybe if you'd just golfed a little harder earlier...
Haberdashed: I've definitely gotten both better and worse at video games since my younger days.
seth_erickson: A gamer who had not experienced either Sonic or Darkest Dungeon
Robot_Bones: A "The Boshy"
justwhatever_idk: The Door sounds like E-102 Gamma from Sonic Adventure
Saulens181: so any plans for after this? Dauntless?
m0nkeyrama: This camera, jesus
TXC2: "I've golfed as hard i can, and it isn't enough"
starwarsthx1138: is there anything you can still farm to make this easier?
MadameAdversary: though i didn't think it physically possible, this might in fact both suck and blow simultaneously
Haberdashed: At least the cutscenes are skippable, so there's that
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m0nkeyrama: We can only level defense with certain items right? So if we wanted to level that we'd have to go back to each location to find the ones we missed DansGame
justwhatever_idk: is there a "win" item
morgoth_bauglyr: shoooooooot. eat. shooooooooot. eat.
cuttlefishman: Or
cuttlefishman: what if we threw a lot of bombs at the boss
BusTed: It's a white thing.
BusTed: whole*
TXC2: but hey backtracking would also mean more shepeda right? Kappa
justwhatever_idk: Ah yes, my old friend, the Mammoth
justwhatever_idk: ah yes, my old friend, walking up a path
MadameAdversary: 11th time is the charm right?
Zaghrog: Drafting WAR tomorrow
kumatsu: well I just spent 2 days at Disneyland, so that was dope
Issurru: I get to go to school for 7 weeks OpieOP
BusTed: What is this area was the Spheda course.
McFluffums: get to see my mom tomorrow, hang out all day play board games do some laundry
RebekahWSD: I'm happy I have a working AC in the bedroom again
xhres2: I'm finally getting to watch streams after two weeks. Was stuck with work and family
McFluffums: pretty happy about that
Haberdashed: I'm happy because I'm going to see Endgame again tonight with my girlfriend!
justwhatever_idk: I'm happy that I am working out more
seth_erickson: I'm happy to see you're feeling slightly better
Rockario: I'm happy to finally have a job after 2 years
Issurru: did you just call me dumb DansGame
m0nkeyrama: Hooray!
Driosenth: Finished all my Masters Degree classwork and I can devote my full time to my thesis research
Crowbar_Is_Ready: Seemss like you can sacrifice the ridepod to tank that huge attack
Nuurgle: that's why the box has a crayon sharpener built into it
BusTed: Gainful employment PogChamp
McFluffums: what're you happy about Adam?
Issurru: but yeah after 7 weeks I'll probably be a journeyman, so hurray
Rockario: And it's a job I probably can't screw up, so that's good
Issurru: should be happy about your jank ass decks in arena LUL
morgoth_bauglyr: lurgies?
m0nkeyrama: Physically
Nuurgle: you want us to start a list? seabatTROG
xhres2: How're you liking your new place?
Issurru: I mean that ONE was super jank
justwhatever_idk: have you gone to the Doc yet?
McFluffums: I hope this doesn't come off as trying to solve things, but stay hydrated, step one to every problem
Zaghrog: allergy sounds like one plausible explanation
m0nkeyrama: Did you finish that last draft deck, the b/r one that was 1-0?
TXC2: have you taken a anti-histamin?
Driosenth: Adam, do you own an air purifier? I got one last spring and I sleep so much better.
BusTed: Do you have any noisy neighbors?
Lithobraker: Adam, have they checked a cup of your pee yet? Kappa
kanimaras: They could have made this path be half as long as it would have been fine
m0nkeyrama: Have you been back to the doctor since the blood test results came back, see what else they have to say?
BusTed: That's good.
TXC2: wait, is that not normal?
RebekahWSD: Could have sleep apnea
Nuurgle: who needs WebMD when you've got Twitch chat?
TXC2: 'cuase that is basically every sleep I've ever had
cuttlefishman: isn't apnea a pokemon
TXC2: I NEVER wake up not tired
BusTed: That is not normal, @txc2
Rockario: sleepy happini?
RebekahWSD: Husband has the issue, he snores a lot, it's a problem
Traion: I mean do you snore Adam?
Driosenth: If it started once you moved into your new place, maybe something in the air is irritating you.
McFluffums: you just moved, seasons just changed, sounds like stress to me personally
kanimaras: are you in a noisy area? try ear plugs they are amaazing
m0nkeyrama: Something to look into, for sure. It sounds like a good possibilty
TStodden: Sleep apnea sucks... I likely have it, based on family history.
RebekahWSD: You don't always wake up from snoring
Haberdashed: I have permanent bags under my eyes and lots of sleep issues. I probably have sleep apnea.
Traion: Snoring can be a sign of sleep apnea
cuttlefishman: Have you considered getting a snake
shurtal: This is some pretty extreme golf, what course is this? Is Rickie Fowler in the lead? Man golf got extreme since i stopped watchign
cuttlefishman: they're cute
TXC2: !findquote camera
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kanimaras: WEB MD says you should get a snake and a baby raccoon, yes
cuttlefishman: Victoria has raccoons
McFluffums: z-locking hadn't been invented yet Adam
cuttlefishman: can get one off the street
m0nkeyrama: That sounds like a bad combo
Izandai: @McFluffums Blatant lies.
cuttlefishman: sneks are cuties
erloas: you can be sleeping poorly and not realize, just not waking up enough to consciously remember/tell
Traion: Is WebMD just Ben in a trenchcoat?
TStodden: That sounds like Nsburg's WebMD.
Nuurgle: Ben AND Ian
TXC2: snake and a raccoon sounds like how you make a basilisk :P
MadameAdversary: No, WebMD is just AskLRRbot in a trenchcoat.
shurtal: Holy hell, Cthulhu?
boristhewizard: Damn, look at that the size of that dude's golf club
McFluffums: this couldn't be your new house, could it? some mold or something?
DrWreckage: Well, I don't get good sleep sometimes but it doesn't give me headaches and eye aches.
seth_erickson: Gamer Zone Time
Rockario: !findquote sleep
Driosenth: What about DankWebMD?
DrWreckage: Oh, bad pipes?
TXC2: Cthulhuwu Kappa
m0nkeyrama: GAMER ZONE seabatTROG
DrWreckage: Maybe your pipes are filled with green goo
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyyy, that timing
Invitare: *bonk*
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Saulens181: B O N K
Pharmacistjudge: Greetings Adam and Chat
m0nkeyrama: RIP
TXC2: hello Pharmacistjudge welcome
Pharmacistjudge: How goes the boss?
justwhatever_idk: any more Rezzerinos
TXC2: we're having a hard time on this boss rush
erloas: well this is like the 4th time he's fought it
electroswagnetism: medium pog
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Lithobraker: GOAT
fragilepaper: lrrGOAT
m0nkeyrama: Is that it? Did we win?
Orchestrion: lrrGOAT ?
MadameAdversary: Is the nightmare finally over?
justwhatever_idk: Never Not Had It
Invitare: not a human. A machine gun
Driosenth: lrrGOAT ?
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electroswagnetism: did TSM wonnered?
Orchestrion: Ah now we kill the moon
MCJiopur: Fight the moon
Pharmacistjudge: really, I didn't know this game was about a moon drop
Lithobraker: nuke the moon!
justwhatever_idk: tee hee
TXC2: wait.....is this a stealth Doom Sequal? kappa
HondoTrigger: Lore DansGame
Pharmacistjudge: we going full Gundam here?
Robot_Bones: Shaka, when the moon fell
Izandai: Someone get Link!
erloas: Sir, are you suggesting that we blow up the moon? Would you miss it?
Pandax0: is this game trying to pull a majorias mask on us?
Pharmacistjudge: someone play Oath to Order
kanimaras: no stewie don't die
itsr67: we defeated the trix rabbit
m0nkeyrama: He remembered seabatBRAIN
Nuurgle: even original DC ended with moon levels
Suffix: lying on those bells must have hurt
MCJiopur: Become the moon
Pharmacistjudge: >VAV>^
m0nkeyrama: why does he walk like that LUL
Nuurgle: because he's a man-sized rabbit
MadameAdversary: Oh, right, deus ex machina break.
Lithobraker: Wait, is this a stealth anti-nuclear weapon game?
seth_erickson: This baby's in charge of guarding the stars NotLikeThis
Piratical_tendancies: stop talking about it and just do it?
Driosenth: For a guy with a massive hole through his lungs in a cutscene, he's very ambulatory.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Pharmacistjudge: At least we don't see the rabbit's teeth
kanimaras: moon!
m0nkeyrama: Moon!
Dezufnocosem: go huff a dong moon!
kanimaras: f u moon!
fragilepaper: LUL LUL
Darleysam: hey! moon! piss off, moon!
teeelbee: I'm gonna yell at the moon
m0nkeyrama: All problems can be solved with yelling Kappa
BrindleBoar: "Moon, you're being very aggressive right now."
ghostvalv: piss off moon
justwhatever_idk: Texts Moon in the Middle of the Night "U Up"
electroswagnetism: "Hey Moon! I'll give you twenty bucks to fuck off!"
McFluffums: solution to the problem was to tell the problem to fuck off, who would have thought?
Pharmacistjudge: Note the "Star" of Oblivion... is a Moon
Lithobraker: Moon, please meet me in my office, we need to talk.
TheAinMAP: Go home Moon, you're dust.
starwarsthx1138: is yelling a new kind of spell?
Himyul: it's all in the marketing Pharmacistjudge
lord_of_the_ramp: OS Runescape memories from this music
Lithobraker: Moon you've been made redundant, here's your severance package.
kanimaras: it is awful
Invitare: The moon is asleep now
m0nkeyrama: did...
Pharmacistjudge: Did he just Yeet the moon?
kanimaras: but I love it?
m0nkeyrama: did he just die
Rockario: One kid gets a really sweet gun and suddenly all of humanity Is deemed worthy
McFluffums: what, why'd he just die?
Nuurgle: Dragonborn have been using shouts as magic for years
Suffix: fell flat on his face.
Invitare: wow did he just fall asleep too?
justwhatever_idk: This is GOTY Material
cutaos: hey myself? go away
MadameAdversary: He died because he was tired of being in this game.
Orchestrion: we have so much healing items and we just let him die
Omthebox: So, was that some weird pet rabbit or something.
Pharmacistjudge: The final boss should be spheda
Himyul: one does not simply tell the moon to piss off
Pharmacistjudge: or the world dies
seth_erickson: Man yelling at the moon must've really taken it's toll
m0nkeyrama: It's art :)
Zaghrog: While it wasn't shown on his character model, he did get peirced through his chest by the evil Elemental
Saulens181: so what's the next Gamehaus mainstay?
teeelbee: It would be a touching ending if he didn't just tell the moon to fuck off then die
MadameAdversary: "What, what game am I in again? Dark Cloud 2? I thought this was supposed to be Dark Souls 2!" -dies-
Suffix: Just like all of us
RayFK: Just a good little boy
justwhatever_idk: "Oh that's what it was"
TXC2: is that what we're calling it now? Kappa
Pharmacistjudge: A responsibility to yell at the moon
electroswagnetism: Oh good a plot summary at the very end of the game.
Jwiley129: "again"?
justwhatever_idk: Sirus "I'm Babey"
McFluffums: world destroyed ever again...
m0nkeyrama: Huh
m0nkeyrama: Of course
McFluffums: some good good writing
Traion: Destroyed ever again? You can't destroy something tswice
m0nkeyrama: GDI Max
Omthebox: No it wasnt.
Himyul: turns out we were the villian all along
Pharmacistjudge: Monica was that an attempt at shade?
Suffix: SO DEEP
Invitare: a Mass Illusion? Is that knock-off Mass Effect?
TXC2: also how is being the gardener a "huge responsibility" ?
Lithobraker: Is this poetic? butterfly.png
Suffix: like a puddle
Buxx345: I finally recognize Max's voice
justwhatever_idk: "That's Really Deep" that was the writers giving themselves a pat on the back
m0nkeyrama: LUL wow
Nuurgle: Humanity was the monster this whole time
Buxx345: im so slow
Pharmacistjudge: well considering the second moon was temporarily in their face
electroswagnetism: "Huh, turns out apparently corrupt leaders are just manifestations of the zeitgeist of a dissatisfied populace"
justwhatever_idk: This game is Anti-Moon Propaganda
Himyul: that's what happens when you lock memories away LUL
m0nkeyrama: "Incredible"
Tangsm: We still have that one moon up there. Waiting. Watching.
kanimaras: fake moon news
BrindleBoar: (this is a reference to the start of Dark Cloud, where the protagonist's story is disregarded as fiction because there are two moons)
Nuurgle: this game took place entirely on a sound stage
RebekahWSD: There's a second moon, right behind the first moon!
m0nkeyrama: He took his hat off :o
Buxx345: just like Majora's Mask
TXC2: doesn't earth have like 17 moons or something?
Jwiley129: Of course the 2nd moon is real, Adam. You're broadcasting from the Orbiting Underground Moonbase!
McFluffums: 2 kids quest to get blood moon banned
Pharmacistjudge: also your mom is a time traveler...that's kinda important Max
Invitare: Two... whole... moons
Himyul: I know there are flat earthers. Are there flat mooners?
kanimaras: then they're like "and the earth is flat. people will never believe us"
thebluecosmonaut: ah yes.......... golfhenge
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I know there are some poeple out there convinced the moon is a holographic projection so...
kanimaras: please show hours played
Orchestrion: end of an era
zeepie: so i tune in and you just finished the game?
Mangledpixel: Himyul yep, there are people who believe the moon is a flat disc attached to the surface of the sky sphere
m0nkeyrama: We're at ~50 hours
seth_erickson: there are people who think the moon is fake. They're called Moon Truthers
kanimaras: not bad
Driosenth: There is probably a generation of bacteria that is stuck in a time loop. Monica coughs in the past. Max catches a cold. Those germs propagate through people for 100 years, and Monica catches it before going to the past.
Himyul: so when do you run it back for Play it Forward? Kappa
Kykiwi: only 50 hours? not bad
Suffix: So, if there never was a BBEG - and just a maniifestation of the evil in men's hearts, why did we have to shoot it a bunch?
TXC2: zeepie theres post game content
kanimaras: 40 of those 50 are golf
RayFK: You can honor deeze nuts
Invitare: the moon IS fake. I've never seen it. That would require going outside and I don't do that
Dezufnocosem: we should blow up the moon
m0nkeyrama: He's all grown up now :o
McFluffums: moon truthers are people who think the moon landing was fake
TXC2: Becuase thats the only cure for it
BrindleBoar: I know there are people who think the moon landing was fake, but I don't know of people who actually think the moon is fake. People can be pretty dumb, though.
cuttlefishman: Does Max hate sand?
Saulens181: @dezufnocosem nah we should melt it
cuttlefishman: I think Max hates sand
Nuurgle: We were playing Spades the whole time. The only way to win was to shoot the moon
Himyul: pocket sand! sha sha sha shaaaaa!
m0nkeyrama: Ah, so this whole game was a letter to his mom?
TXC2: Max hates sand becuase he has to pound it
kanimaras: the letter says "I hate sand! It gets everywhere"
Pharmacistjudge: he's said Mother enough times that's it's lost all meaning
Invitare: Max writes his letter on paper and it ends up decaying over the next however long it takes
cuttlefishman: Wait... does Max's Letter do a time paradox?
Suffix: 4 to beam up
Orchestrion: energize
Dezufnocosem: mama, just killed a moon
Rockario: Wait, is his mother from the future?
justwhatever_idk: Why is it that people always say "Mother" or "Brother" in anime stuff, nobody talks like that
TXC2: your's isn't?
Invitare: is the Chrono Union a labour union for Time Travellers?
seth_erickson: Max wakes up groggy and realizes he's trapped in a jar.
Himyul: the change in tidal forces from eliminating a moon is going to destroy half the world's population
BrindleBoar: Nah, she just uses it as an excuse to bail. Kappa
Mangledpixel: but isn't Monica from the future?
cuttlefishman: Wasn't... Monica from the future?
m0nkeyrama: Time travel shenanigans
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I knew I recognised Max's voice! He voiced some people in Avatar! That's been bugging me for bloody ages
Lithobraker: But... But... Monica?
teeelbee: warn us about two moons
RebekahWSD: But why is he in the past then, and not the future with his mom?
Pharmacistjudge: see the one moon conspiracy has begun
Saulens181: warn us of WHAT
Iperithon: but... MOOOOOM
Driosenth: Is Max his mother's grandfather?
Invitare: turns out she DOES make the Future Rules?
Issurru: mom just wants more smokes LUL
Nuurgle: "Hey, this past 50 hours of game? Yeah, it was just a dream. None of this is real."
Rockario: H...how does that work? Did she travel back in time to give birth?
m0nkeyrama: Max is a dummy, can you blame her? SeriousSloth
electroswagnetism: Max's mom is buying smokes in the future.
Invitare: how big is that room?!?
TXC2: doortodoorhentaisalesman_ like who?
Omthebox: Two pages?
Invitare: he's a midget!
cuttlefishman: is the letter a book?
Pharmacistjudge: does he not know paper doesn't last that long
Orchestrion: wow this whole game was a letter?
cutaos: time capsule
justwhatever_idk: "Son Why are there 100 pages on playing Golf"
Pharmacistjudge: paper will rot
m0nkeyrama: Adam, he just explained how
seth_erickson: This letter is fifty hours long give or take
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Invitare: he's the size of the windoes!
Himyul: what is it they say about big hands again....?
Nuurgle: the whole letter fits on 2 pages
Iperithon: are you marty mcfly? I have a letter for you!
TXC2: "remeber to fuck dad so I'm born"
Suffix: PPS. Here's a clipping of all of my Spheda scores. seabatBRAIN
McFluffums: boy this game just keeps on ending
cuttlefishman: Is this some Chibiusa shit going on?
Rockario: He definitely included an index with all his golf scores
Nuurgle: Wonder Core
BrindleBoar: this man has no shoulders
m0nkeyrama: His forearms are like popeyes
Pharmacistjudge: he never sends it.... Game Over. Time Paradox
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: @TXC2 The ember island player who plays Sokka and some random people
McFluffums: this is what, ending 12 now?
m0nkeyrama: Credits Kreygasm
cuttlefishman: Nope
cuttlefishman: suffer
TXC2: doortodoorhentaisalesman_ ah Ok yeah I can see that
Invitare: Unskippable Credits return
thebluecosmonaut: SourPls
Pharmacistjudge: OF course there is a song!
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: This is beautiful
m0nkeyrama: You don't get to leave
Himyul: DansGame
kanimaras: ah back when you could not skip
m0nkeyrama: enjoy the song LUL
Driosenth: P.S. Mother, I want to let you know I scored 25 under par while saving the world
justwhatever_idk: clap clap clap
Mcfapkins: Take my chaaaAAAAANCES
Buxx345: give the creators their credit roo4
Mangledpixel waves a lighter
Lithobraker: Are there any spheda stages after this?
Pharmacistjudge: Adam escape while you can
justwhatever_idk: I'm Cry
cuttlefishman: This song reminds me of Con Air
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: (puke)
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boristhewizard: This is some snake eater shit
Himyul: ctrl-alt-del?
justwhatever_idk: Ride the Winds of Change
justwhatever_idk: To Heal a Broken Time, a Broken World
TXC2: Hello Cam
Pharmacistjudge: Anime AMV
m0nkeyrama: Hi Cam
ghostvalv: music appreciation stream
cuttlefishman: This song is great
Darleysam: in the dark, a candle is the sun
m0nkeyrama: Join the fun LUL
justwhatever_idk: SING IT ADAM
Orchestrion: So is MSG3 confirmed next gamehaus title?
morgoth_bauglyr: we win but we didnt win
BrindleBoar: Unkippable with Adam.
BrindleBoar: *Unskippable
cutaos: google the lyrics and sing Kappa
Lord_Hosk: This is the saddest moment...
Himyul: it'll last a while, you could look up the lyrics Kappa LUL
m0nkeyrama: You don't have this memorized? Found the fake Dark Cloud 2 fan Kappa
TXC2: we won, but at what cost?
kanimaras: Now I need to go listen to Eyes On Me. Dammit
McFluffums: something about the way he smiled at that pistol got me
Lord_Hosk: Tiger woods 2009
EmpyrealHell: darksiders
itsr67: don't cry because its over, cry because you can't skip the credits
Saulens181: yes
Tangsm: This is the song he wrote and recorded on his Casio keyboard and left for his future mother to find. And she's like, "Oh, uhm, yeah, that sounds great dear."
Robot_Bones: Snaaake Eaaaaateeer
m0nkeyrama: What a weird game
Nuurgle: IS this just 'From a Distance' but played slower?
justwhatever_idk: whoa old Donkey Kong
Suffix: Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge or riot.
Invitare: I mean, he plays TIME GOLF. That's pretty weird
Masslost: darksiders can be a fun playthrough
thebluecosmonaut: lmaooo
m0nkeyrama: Nope SeriousSloth
Darleysam: this is just a bunch of motivational poster lyrics
justwhatever_idk: I do not know at all
thebluecosmonaut: double bass
Nuurgle: Lapras?
thebluecosmonaut: Creative Labs Keyboard Drum Demonstration. The best keyboard drummer ever! Maybe best drummer ever!
Iperithon: Kid saves the world with wrench and magic machinegun
kanimaras: if they threw a guitar solo in here it would be so boss
m0nkeyrama: Link it SeriousSloth
evalarene: I feel like Slash would kill a solo in this song
Nuurgle: jiggle physics demonstration
Buxx345: jiggle physics pog
Lithobraker: the pardonfuck was that jiggling monica clip?
itsr67: yeah remember those mechs
Iperithon: ah that time when alexander showed up?
Pseudonym_Ken: Yeah!
Baldrash: That game slapped.
cuttlefishman: Adam, have you ever played Blastcorps
Nuurgle: War of the Monsters was great, I was terrible at it
Noxenluxe: You can get war of the monsters as a digital game on the ps storefront SeriousSloth
cuttlefishman: that was a good game
m0nkeyrama: The grape ape :o
Iperithon: So what's next for the gamehaus?
itsr67: gg dark cloud
teeelbee: we did it
m0nkeyrama: We still have one more dungeon SeriousSloth
Zaghrog: all these references to how PS1 FF games did things better Kappa
Suffix: Not enough Spheda, TBH.
justwhatever_idk: Hey I watched the video and I liked it
McFluffums: oh thank heavens, I thought that screen was more cutscene ending
Lord_Hosk: Everybodys Golf... Ian says you cant beat him
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Lord_Hosk: threw down the gauntlet
thebluecosmonaut: MAYOR NEED
itsr67: post game woo
m0nkeyrama: Man, it's going to be so weird not having spheda saturdays BibleThump
Pharmacistjudge: With the future missing...there is no more Spheda
justwhatever_idk: "Hey do you mind Mining out an Entire Mine by Yourself"
Nuurgle: time to mine for Dolemite
Pharmacistjudge: well a child with experience with a machine gun
BrindleBoar: This guy sure is thirsty for Zelmite.
m0nkeyrama: Why is there a mine entrance in a park
TXC2: yeap, no more Spheda.......until adam rolls back round to this game in like 3-4 years :P
DrWreckage: Why does the mine let out into the fucking park
McFluffums: on a HUNCH he's sending this child into the mines
teeelbee: I'm gonna leave a huge deposit in the mine
kanimaras: This place needs some child labor laws
AntiCrepuscular: "There's a huge deposit of Zelmite, I can feel it in my bones! OW, my bones!"
Jwiley129: @m0nkeyrama urban planning was not their strong suit
Aztren: "yeah we put the entrance to a dangerous mine in a public park"
m0nkeyrama: Clearly LUL
DrWreckage: Count the Shells
cuttlefishman: Is this game Iron Blooded Orphans
Robot_Bones: He'd do it himself but he delved too greedily and too deep
Nuurgle: he awakened something...drums in the deep
Pharmacistjudge: let's be frank....if there was a 14 year old child with Max's level of machine gun and mech riding experience...
Pharmacistjudge: I would totally send him into a dangerous mine
m0nkeyrama: It's a bakery Adam, what else would they sell SeriousSloth
McFluffums: it's a bakery adam, what do you want?
AntiCrepuscular: Cakes!
itsr67: "Hey losers I'm gonna save the
m0nkeyrama: Better bread? :o
kanimaras: cronuts
itsr67: well
Robot_Bones: Cheesy Bread StinkyCheese
Mysticman89: get your sundried diamonds
cuttlefishman: Foccacia
AntiCrepuscular: Suffix provably false
Suffix: Unless it's brie.
AntiCrepuscular: ^ ;p
Nuurgle: cheesecake
seth_erickson: The bakery I work at sells soups
CaptainKranok: Baked soup?!
TXC2: Suffix maybe you dont Kappa
AntiCrepuscular: bread and soup, great combo!
m0nkeyrama: You may not need it, but it's what you're getting anyway
Pharmacistjudge: Ok, chat. If you were Max. And you know what you did 100% percent effected the future, where your mom is. What wacky nonsense would you do to your silly village?
Nuurgle: you bake french onion soup
Suffix: seabatTROG
Mcfapkins: GivePLZ ATTITUDE
shea_wolfe: MorphinTime
Banrael: Does it depend on the form it is given in?
fragilepaper: Suffix have you never had a cheesey bake?
McFluffums: imagine Adam walking into a bakery and just screaming "where's all the cheese?" ban me you won't
Zaghrog: honestly, you can shred cheese into a dough and bake that into bread
kanimaras: throw all your attitude at the moon
m0nkeyrama: What if these are all easy levels? BibleThump
seth_erickson: We heat up all the soups in the oven if that counts as baked.
m0nkeyrama: Wow, there are so many rooms :o
justwhatever_idk: And we thought we were Done
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
TXC2: such golf
AntiCrepuscular: wait, we're going into a mine and the bakery didn't even have Cornish pasties?! NotLikeThis
fragilepaper: Spheda's back on the table everyone! seabatTROG
Mangledpixel: it's a golf mine!
BrindleBoar: get a caddy
kanimaras: my god, it's full of golf
Jwiley129: damn, taco bell sounds wonderful. too bad I'm still super nauseated BibleThump
m0nkeyrama: We're not even close to done seabatTROG
BrindleBoar: wait you don't have Monica anymore do you
Baldrash: I've only ever been here for the golf, anyway.
TStodden: It all depends if you believe in a singular or multiple universe.
m0nkeyrama: Bontu is a lady, btw, Adam
justwhatever_idk: Here we were talking about playing Metal Gear Solid when in fact there was a Life Time of Golf
Zaghrog: So much golf?! *slaps table*
Driosenth: you stopped
thebluecosmonaut: ah shit, here we go again
Suffix: You did not.
justwhatever_idk: I thought that enemy was called White Bread
m0nkeyrama: LUL
BrindleBoar: "Are ya smokin yet?"
smokingbrian: reality can be anything you want!
Fungidoctor is continuing the Gift Sub they got from Mr_Horrible!
seth_erickson: One of Max's many vices
Lithobraker: AntiCrepuscular They have pasties, but they're crimped on the TOP!!!!! the horror
Driosenth: no BS water hazards
m0nkeyrama: Still giving weapons :/
Lithobraker: Oh yeah, have we saved since beating the final boss?
Saulens181: yep
AntiCrepuscular: Lithobraker darkest timeline :o
geekvs: back to golf. im down PokPikachu
m0nkeyrama: Don't let max die, we have no rez powder SeriousSloth
Lithobraker: AntiCrepuscular And they put the jam and cream on in the wrong order!!
geekvs: adam how are u celebrating May 4th
kanimaras: may the 4th be with you?
m0nkeyrama: He's celebrating by playing spheda SeemsGood
justwhatever_idk: You have to make a Stargate reference on May the Fourth, it's a pun on Captain Picard's "The Fourth of May is Right Here!" quote
McFluffums: huh, quick google says no star wars golf video game exists
m0nkeyrama: Poor Monica
McFluffums: missing out Disney
m0nkeyrama: That was what you said at the beginning of this playthrough
Driosenth: Avoid the sand trap, it's a sarlac pit
m0nkeyrama: But then you said we needed monica leveled for that gaspard fight, I think?
TXC2: star wars or Mario: which has the greatest number of video game genres ?
Lithobraker: I'm celebrating May 4th by watching the objectively better franchise.
Lithobraker cackles and waits for the flame war to start
TXC2: Lithobraker bayblon 5 Kappa
m0nkeyrama: EZPZ
Baldrash: Nah, Battlestar Galactica.
ArcOfTheConclave: @Lithobraker firefly?
justwhatever_idk: somebody should get into making romhacks so we can give Adam an giant supply of Spheda
lilyoswald: spheda GOD
McFluffums: lrrHORN
m0nkeyrama: Man, this guy is really good at spheda
Suffix: seabatBRAIN
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MCJiopur: @Lithobraker I hope you enjoy
teeelbee: SphedAdam
AntiCrepuscular: Spheda lrrGOAT
Pandax0: but thats what gamers want
Driosenth: missed chest!
TXC2: in that way it's like sex Kappa
Lithobraker: Golf is what core gamers want.
McFluffums: hows it feel to know you're twitch's #1 Spheda player?
lilyoswald: Is adam the best spheda player in the world?
m0nkeyrama: Break time seabatTROG
Suffix: Adam - I might commission a new emote for you. Just the music note speach bubble.
TXC2: !break
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Mangledpixel breaks time
TStodden finally gets out of bed...
Lithobraker: ArcOfTheConclave the expanse is my favorite, but that's only because I adore creole languages and any media that incorporates them.
TXC2: is Creole a Native language?
Lithobraker: TXC2 A creole language is what you get when you suddenly mix together multiple disparate languages. So like Hawaii Pidgin English.
TXC2: huh ok then
m0nkeyrama: Speed eating :o
TXC2: and we're back
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m0nkeyrama: Is that a barrel with a hat
TXC2: he looks like a lego
m0nkeyrama: The enemy designs in this game, man
CaptainKranok: Is that a... cat face?
Jwiley129: @m0nkeyrama there's a lot of repetition b/c of it's procedurally generated dungeons.
m0nkeyrama: Oh totally, I was just remarking on how wild the designs of the enemies are
xhres2: Time to stop?
DrWreckage: How about gungeon or something not new?
Driosenth: have you ever finished the extra dungeon?
Traion: I believe that was you reaction to this dungeon the last time too
m0nkeyrama: Could swap to something else if you wanted, this looks like a neverending dungeon
BusTed: Just watch the cutscenes in YouTube.
m0nkeyrama: tbf, you have also been playing this game for months now
TXC2: you got this ADam
m0nkeyrama: the one banger
TXC2: Darn
m0nkeyrama: LUL almost
BusTed: Ouch.
m0nkeyrama: Curse of the "nice" shot
boooling: are you nearing the end of this game
zarbit: He can't keep getting away with - oh.
BusTed: This is basically post game content.
m0nkeyrama: HE did beat the game a little bit earlier today, this is a bonus dungeon
boooling: oh nice
cuttlefishman: I bet you can make this frog
cuttlefishman: or
cuttlefishman: the frog's strength is probbably... rana-dom
Nuurgle: your reward for beating the game is more chores
IvanIsDead: Yo auto guns not fair
m0nkeyrama: Max made it himself SeriousSloth
TXC2: all is fair in love and Spheda Kappa
Haberdashed: Everyone knows if you MAKE the machine gun you're allowed to use it.
m0nkeyrama: Something like Gungeon? or Arena?
cuttlefishman: What random stuff is still downloaded from steam on the comupter?
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:17:36.
Haberdashed: Oh god don't have him play Watch + Play shit
DrWreckage: What about DEMON SOULS
Driosenth: dead cells?
m0nkeyrama: Could take a peek at what's installed 👀
IvanIsDead: Chat dead af
Haberdashed: Dark Souls random mod?
BusTed: Dauntless grinding? PogChamp
TXC2: I thought Alex had a copy of demon souls?
Invitare: Cave Story?
m0nkeyrama: Never did finish that Bloodborne run SeriousSloth
Issurru: just boot up your Pillars 2 save on Steam Kappa
BusTed: Nice.
m0nkeyrama: Thanks game DansGame
Mr_Horrible: you have a bundle of dynamite attached to a handle for a gun?
Haberdashed: Maybe "frog" is a very loose term?
BusTed: Anyone have Kentucky Derby plans?
Jwiley129: sit at home
Pharmacistjudge: that's sad they don't have post game upgrades
TXC2: BusTed no, becuase it's not 1890 Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Never had Derby plans in my life SeriousSloth
BusTed: slytqShrug
Nuurgle: drink a mint julep and wear a fancy hat Kappa
Suffix: BusTed. Please.
Pharmacistjudge: what plans do you have for the Kentucky derby other than go to the derby and get wasted?
TXC2: Nuurgle good answer
Suffix: I'll be playing City of Heroes.
Invitare: what's a Derby? And a Kentucky?
BusTed: Who doesn't like a fancy hat?
mannonno: a derby is a type of hat
tehlordofelves: i do own a tophat
mannonno: a kentucky is a type of fried chicken
justwhatever_idk: Are there Bottom Hats
Invitare: a fried chicken hat?
m0nkeyrama: oof, that bounce
Xafty: @mannonno i think you are thinking of korean\
Omthebox: Bout time there was some golf in here
m0nkeyrama: Wow, the cheese
Haberdashed: Oof
m0nkeyrama: You can move that ball so far LUL
BusTed: jk ez shot
TheAinMAP: Got it.
tehlordofelves: you can't keep getting away with this
Haberdashed: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Jwiley129: Adam Spheda-dan
Suffix: AW. Oh. Naw we good.
the_wrs_: That is a wild look on that dude
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BusTed: do it
justwhatever_idk: How are there still Distortions when The Little Rabbit Boy Babey Told the Second Moon to Go Home
Suffix: Absolutely.
m0nkeyrama: What does leveling the club even do LUL
Jwiley129: send a message
BusTed: Makes it easier to get a nice shot.
BusTed: Which is totally useful.
m0nkeyrama: Ah, the dream, we love nice shots
Mangledpixel: welp, Netflix is broken. How's the golf going?
TXC2: we're 2 for 3 so far
Mangledpixel: excellent
m0nkeyrama: Nice
Suffix: Adam, You literally won't be loading this save ever again after today. It does not matter.
BusTed: He's not wrong.
m0nkeyrama: RIP Spheda
m0nkeyrama: for another year
DrWreckage: 7 months
BusTed: Remember the good times.
IzGaige: oh so we killed that boss?
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m0nkeyrama: We did @IzGaige
IzGaige: bless up
m0nkeyrama: Or, Adam did, I guess
Crumpler64: I believe it's pain that works against minics
Pharmacistjudge: Spheda can save many things...
m0nkeyrama: Oh my, "spheda is almost not worth it"
Pharmacistjudge: but it does have limits
m0nkeyrama: We definitely are done with this game LUL
Darleysam: we had about 500 acres of unused cave texture just lying around, better stick 'em in the game
kanimaras: Now you won't get lost, phew
m0nkeyrama: Named darker, but is glowing 🤔
m0nkeyrama: That is pretty stupid that there's no strafing for bosses
TXC2: names aren't always indicative
m0nkeyrama: guess that might make them too easy?
Jwiley129: oh woof, a par 7
m0nkeyrama: Time for a trick shot for a proper spheda sendoff seabatTROG
itsr67: I kinda want to see this game sent off with a yeeted spheda
m0nkeyrama: Man, these lines sometimes straight up lie to us seabatYIKES
m0nkeyrama: Oh nooooo
m0nkeyrama: Trick shot incoming 👀
mannonno: blast it
TXC2: Have faith in the Adam chat
m0nkeyrama: YESSSSSS
Pandax0: GOLF
Pandax0: GOD
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: It's perfect!
TheAinMAP: Wow!
ghostvalv: the plays
Xenovita: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Buxx345: Luck sack
Omthebox: Hacks
Caldurin: lrrHORN
TXC2: !clips
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Driosenth: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BusTed: Pure skill.
Orgmastron: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Juliamon: Clip that bad boy yall
mannonno: amazonNo amazonIce
Noxenluxe: What? SeriousSloth
SolarBlitz1: I always seem to load up the stream into Adam getting away with it. AGAIN
OfficialBengan: Just as planned
CaptainKranok: Never Lucky.
TheAinMAP: slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh
Twinklebees: Wow, this guy is so good at spheda.
m0nkeyrama: That was a nice shot
Mr_Horrible: This guy got me sayin "Wow, this guy's really good at spheda"
BusTed: Rewarded
TXC2: and that right there chat is why I will ALWAYS believe Adam can do it
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: We've seen too many shots like that to doubt any more
m0nkeyrama: Also, clip machine is so slow for me today
Omthebox: Go away monica
m0nkeyrama: Monica plz
Mr_Horrible: it's not got much time travel in it
BusTed: Sure ok
m0nkeyrama: See Adam, there was a point to leveling Monica SeriousSloth
Driosenth: I asked to mess with the Time Space Continuum , and they were like "Okay"
Pandax0: The LOOSEST of premises.
LambentMongoose: oh time travels illegal but fuck it
Jwiley129: "writing'
TStodden: There goes that universe (again)....
Mr_Horrible: True End Boss Jean Claude Van Damme
Lord_ZYRK: "NO TIME TRAVEL" "I'm telling mom" "Okay, maybe a *little* time travel"
m0nkeyrama: Is it? :o
BusTed: I mean, it looks shitty for turning bolts but I guess...
m0nkeyrama: RIP
Mr_Horrible: we got clapped
Lord_ZYRK: A Snhost WutFace
m0nkeyrama: Good thing Monica came back
Omthebox: And dies fast.
Pandax0: So that sigma breaker is tier 7 of 8. so there is one better it can be built in to
morgoth_bauglyr: womp womp
m0nkeyrama: Ah yes, death
Omthebox: >Go back to the past to see a friend. >Gets killed by a god damn cave bat.
m0nkeyrama: LUL that's how sh rolls
m0nkeyrama: she *
geekvs: how much is this game
m0nkeyrama: like $20 maybe?
m0nkeyrama: ah, so even less
geekvs: isnt ur money the looney?
justwhatever_idk: I tried to clip the Spheda Bounce and now the clip is sitting at 100% upload but not completing
m0nkeyrama: Same here
m0nkeyrama: clips machine broke
justwhatever_idk: Spheda Bounce Too Legendary to be Seen By Mortal Eyes
Omthebox: That DPS UNREAL
TXC2: #BlameTwtich
morgoth_bauglyr: fire magic? against the fire looking thing?
m0nkeyrama: It's perfect
TXC2: morgoth_bauglyr Fight fire with fire Kappa
mampfreeed: Fire🔥
geekvs: adam with the leeet spin strat
m0nkeyrama: Shield too strong
m0nkeyrama: got the OP footsies
m0nkeyrama: Eyyy, it finally went through
geekvs: adam are u interested in paying mk 11
Buxx345: Dang it! Beat to the punch https://clips.twitch.tv/CuteBigManateeTinyFace
mampfreeed: ez clap Kappa
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: the loops
morgoth_bauglyr: spin to win
m0nkeyrama: Sounds good, Adam
McFluffums: i made mac and cheese chat, want some?
McFluffums: oh darn
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the streams!
morgoth_bauglyr: oof
deoncrossroads: yo adam
m0nkeyrama: RIP Spheda
TXC2: well you started early so it balances out
McFluffums: yeah
fragilepaper: Thank you Adam!
m0nkeyrama: What
m0nkeyrama: wait
McFluffums: bye adam
deoncrossroads: how are ya :)
Mr_Horrible: SECRETS?! PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: These modes 👀
morgoth_bauglyr: wait a SECOND
Orgmastron: ENDLESSS SPHEDA? PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: Is the spheda practice zone infinite spheda?
m0nkeyrama: ????????
kanimaras: drake meme fishing no golf yes
red_shoes_jeff: GAWLF!
m0nkeyrama: LUL perfect name
m0nkeyrama: It's a whole course :o
m0nkeyrama: This is AMAZING
TXC2: did.....did we have this the whole time?
Pandax0: They Gave him what he wanted!
Omthebox: Gimmie what I want BabyRage
Invitare: why did you waste your time playing the story?
m0nkeyrama: How long has this been an option :o
Mr_Horrible: see, this is why we come back to these games, you never know what you'll find Kappa
alternate789: How long have you been playing this game pretending it's a golf game? Not knowing there was a golf game hidden in it the whole time???
Mr_Horrible: OFF THE TOP
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
kerbalized_: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
deoncrossroads: nice
Omthebox: Pre-recorded.
TXC2: I love it
red_shoes_jeff: dOUBT IT
Zaghrog: do it!
m0nkeyrama: Nice idea seabatBRAIN
imawhal: Yeet!!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Mangledpixel: ha!
Invitare: 2 ez
kat2kool: never. didn't. have it
kanimaras: big brain golf
zarbit: Is the next challenge to sink these all in 1?
m0nkeyrama: Can he do it 👀
m0nkeyrama: EZPZ
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Thandres: It´s ya boi adam seabatTROG How are you doing? :)
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AgentMagicMaster: Game for babies
Invitare: wow this guy is really good at spheda
m0nkeyrama: Where has this mode been all this time seabatTROG
kat2kool: OWL2019gg OWL2019ez
hippitybobbity: man, we're playing baby games in here?
hippitybobbity: I used to know you man
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Mr_Horrible: hell yeah PS2 get!
TXC2: I believe in you Adam
m0nkeyrama: Having doubts, spheda god?
m0nkeyrama: 🤔
m0nkeyrama: LUL it looked like it was stuck in the water
Invitare: it did glide strangely there
kanimaras: adam is the foremost spheda expert in 2019
Piratical_tendancies: wow this guy is really good at spheda
Mr_Horrible: whole course is a water hazard
m0nkeyrama: 15?????
Lord_ZYRK: Actually "Spheda" is pronounced with a soft "g" (^:
Mr_Horrible: Golf Across The Planet
Traion: Wait is this just all golf now? Best Dungeon!
m0nkeyrama: Oh god, this is a 15 banger in a terrible area
BrindleBoar: Jeda
TXC2: we found a spheda pactice mode
Mangledpixel: spheda is pronounced 'jif'
m0nkeyrama: ^ It's perfect
m0nkeyrama: to the practice mode SeriousSloth
Nuurgle: I think you mean Jolf
m0nkeyrama: awwww, almost had it
Lord_ZYRK: seabatYIKES the closeness 👀 💦
hippitybobbity: The king's game
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyyyy
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Lord_ZYRK: You should be proud of having raised such a well trained Spheda, Adam
Broozielol: hit this one full blast
TXC2: becuase you're a spheda god?
m0nkeyrama: wanted to do the fancy trick shots instead seabatBRAIN
Lord_ZYRK: Don't get fancy, just get dancy
tehcrashxor: The animation that occurs with "off course" would be so much better if the text read "of course"
m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: Oh dear
Lord_ZYRK: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Mr_Horrible: that's a safety
GhostOfACoffeeCup: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
m0nkeyrama: The spheda wheels are coming off NotLikeThis
Broozielol: just blast it
Mr_Horrible: Ball you tease!
Mr_Horrible: Just ranch it and lets the gods sort it out
Lord_ZYRK: 5 shots? EZPZ
red_shoes_jeff: YEET
Omthebox: Yes
m0nkeyrama: Shoulda gone the easy way NotLikeThis
TXC2: damn it!
Omthebox: Is this, Hubris?
Driosenth: wail on it?
m0nkeyrama: No points for us on this hole BibleThump
red_shoes_jeff: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
GhostOfACoffeeCup: spank it like you're its DD!
Mr_Horrible: I would have laughed so hard if that had stayed
accountmadeforants: The rubbins with that "nice shot"
m0nkeyrama: God, this area sucks so bad for spheda
shurtal: just got to the Dragun in Gungeon for the first time, lasted far longer than i would, considering i went in to fight with half a hart and one piece of armor
Pandax0: Crank it?
Omthebox: We can still make this
Nuurgle: Bop it
GhostOfACoffeeCup: Are you gonna dress up Max and Monica in silly outfits with those medals?
m0nkeyrama: Close enough \ seabatTROG /
m0nkeyrama: Niiiiice
TheAinMAP: Wow.
Pandax0: ?WHAT
Omthebox: WOOOOO
GhostOfACoffeeCup: ssssslurp
Mr_Horrible: Banger alert!
ghostvalv: waoh
Thandres: the last zigzag at the end though :o
kat2kool: OWL2019200iq
Driosenth: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe. . . he CAN keep getting away with this WutFace
m0nkeyrama: Big Shlorp
theghostwiththemost: wgrHUG
Mr_Horrible: A Slurp or a Slerp? omgHmm
TXC2: we need a super cut of these :P
Laurence72: What kind of hole is this even??
m0nkeyrama: That was clearly in the red 🤔
TXC2: the Labyrinth
Mr_Horrible: Ric-O-Chet! Ric-O-Chet!
GhostOfACoffeeCup: I was aMAZEd when I found out that a labyrinth doesn't have any dead ends, but a maze does!
kanimaras: I've been watching you play this for a long time. Can you explain how it actually works? red vs blue balls and the bar
Mr_Horrible: "Now we see Maximillian getting frustrated, swinging wildly at the ball"
m0nkeyrama: This one is super tough
m0nkeyrama: they gave you, like, just enough shots if you did it perfectly
Mr_Horrible: @GhostOfACoffeeCup no foolin? That's an interesting distinction
GhostOfACoffeeCup: :D
Mr_Horrible: would make sense, since a labyrinth deliberately tries to get you lost, as opposed to just stumping you and making you backtrack
Mangledpixel: kanimaras every time the ball bounces it changes colour, and you have to have it be the opposite colour to the hole when it goes in
m0nkeyrama: Might be time for some curveballs
TehAmelie: now would be a good time to become a bullet bender like in Wanted
Mangledpixel: kanimaras the bar is how hard you hit it (how far to the left you let it go before pressing the button) and how well you hit it (whether you hit in the pink or red sections)
m0nkeyrama: oof, this one was brutal
TXC2: this course honks
kanimaras: @Mangledpixel thanks! crazy rules
arcticdnd: bleedpurple100 bonus10 What up ya burly delight?
Lord_ZYRK: Mmm, delicious burly delight
m0nkeyrama: Burly delight seabatTROG Like a stronger trogdelight seabatTROG
Mr_Horrible: chillin' with Adam is a great way to start my Saturday
arcticdnd: @m0nkeyrama at least double xp
m0nkeyrama: double xp seabatTROG
Invitare: it would appear that the True Spheda Challenge has arrived
Mr_Horrible: Trog level up seabatTROG more cave slime capacity seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: These courses are so much more challenging than most of the ones we did in the main game :o
Mr_Horrible: I'm curious if the practice course is the same every time
TehAmelie: basically speedrun strats here
Jwiley129: lol
Nuurgle: if you're not making risky shots, is it even Spheda?
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m0nkeyrama: Double subs for the double xp seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: Final hole 👀
Jwiley129: well now we have challenge courses to do whenever we want
m0nkeyrama: time to make up for some lost points
Nuurgle: pillar
m0nkeyrama: It was great SeemsGood
weff47: thanks Little John
BusTed: This ain't exactly the Mississippi.
red_shoes_jeff: "That's fascinating, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to hurt you."
Pandax0: What a good mode.
Nuurgle: excuse me, bad guys, but I am running out of air
BusTed: Nice.
TheAinMAP: Got there.
m0nkeyrama: EZPZ
Jwiley129: What's it like to be a Spheda God, Adam?
Jwiley129: seabatSPHEDA
StalinRuSH: yeah boi
kat2kool: lrrGOAT
m0nkeyrama: 25 Point
Mr_Horrible: @red_shoes_jeff every time I see a mob in MH or Dauntless do something cool
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam
BusTed: SeemsGood
Mr_Horrible: lol, cool discovery
Nuurgle: Practice? PRACTICE??
TXC2: !next
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itsr67: thanks for streaming
TXC2: !events
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Pharmacistjudge: You enjoy your day Adam
Traion: Thanks for the stream Adam
Rockario: So is this the last we see of this playthrough?
Darleysam: thanks for the stream, have a good afternoon! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
m0nkeyrama: It really does
Mr_Horrible: The H+I genre
Nuurgle: Weeby as shit
GhostOfACoffeeCup: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
m0nkeyrama: Goodbye, Spheda! We'll miss you!
Orgmastron: Bishies slytqOMG
red_shoes_jeff: Looks almost like an early Now Kiss game.
Mr_Horrible: You should check out Unworthy!
BusTed: Dark Cloud is dead and buried.
TXC2: !patreon
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TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
StalinRuSH: give me some of that weeb shit
kat2kool: Thanks for the stream Adam! lrrHEART
TXC2: !discord
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Mr_Horrible: he suggested, w/ no pressure
BrindleBoar: o/
Grindclocke: have a good one!
TXC2: !twitter
Thandres: Minecraft? PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: Have a good rest of your day!
BusTed: G'niiiight!
Mr_Horrible: Thanks for the stream, Adam! seabatTROG
Lord_ZYRK: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Now kiss
Orgmastron: NOW KISS
Mangledpixel: <3
Nuurgle: now kip up
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
m0nkeyrama: Night @TXC2
red_shoes_jeff: Buh bye
m0nkeyrama: Man, the clips machine is really struggling today, isn't it
cheetoJack: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:14:26.
cheetoJack: I take it I just missed it
cuttlefishman: noo!
m0nkeyrama: Yep, just ended
m0nkeyrama: He started a bit early, so he's ending a bit early
m0nkeyrama: Also, he beat Dark Cloud 2, so we have a new game next gamehaus
cheetoJack: vod time then
kristwist: !next
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