DarkMorford: Ah, the best kind of correct.
cheetoJack: that's what I need to know
cheetoJack: Doesn't look like it is, ok, assume everything has 4 wheels
cheetoJack: worth noting that one of the flags I have for tire state is "TYRE_ATTACHED"... so I may track that
Weagle: Iiiiinteresting
Jeezy56: well it doesn't have Reliant or the Morgan from several years ago so you're probably safe
Jeezy56: !findquote brain
LRRbot: Quote #3640: "Press G to brain." —Alex and Graham [2016-11-23]
DarkMorford: Ooh, can we tell if the front fell off? Kappa
No_Superman10: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Cori takes over Play it Forward for the next little while. She's checking out Horizon Zero Dawn. Game: Horizon Zero Dawn) at Mon 12:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
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DarkMorford: I mean, the front's not supposed to fall off, but suppose it does?
TehAmelie: oh hey i made it in time. didn't think the stream was for hours yet
Earthenone: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #3942: "That show is more aspirational" —Beej, about Beej Eats the Whole Thing [2017-02-04]
wildpeaks: congrats TehAmelie
PhoenixMelior: can confirm. I was just watching that episode last night
TehAmelie: Beej wants to eat the whole thing, and that's what matters
TehAmelie: in this crazy world we can't trust what we're told or even what we see anymore, but we can still talk earnestly about what we want
TXC2: Hello Everybody
TehAmelie: sup
Earthenone: Greetings
sir_jack_DB: o/
sir_jack_DB: everybody behave, the mods are here
sir_jack_DB: xP
Anubis169: We never left
wildpeaks: lrrSPOOP
Earthenone: !card always watching
LRRbot: Always Watching [1WW] | Enchantment | Nontoken creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
TehAmelie: such power
PhoenixMelior: right, I'll need to make a playlist of all the metal I've missed so far this year
TehAmelie: and that card is sweet too
NomenNeminis: Hi, chat! I've been away from live streams for a bit; which episode of HZD is this on Play It Forward?
Earthenone: episode 1
NomenNeminis: Fantastic! Thanks, Earthenone
cheetoJack: DarkMorford I've looked into it, there's a variable called mAeroDamage that could work, though we wouldn't have any clear indication of what fell off
TehAmelie: we're basically Magellan here
TehAmelie: diving into the unknown lands of robo dinos
TehAmelie: well, except for the two or three streamers who have done the game before
incslayer: a Robo Dino a Roino?
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: No, the other way.
NomenNeminis: Robosaur?
TehAmelie: robottusin?
incslayer: a Dibo?
NomenNeminis: Dibot?
TXC2: that's something VERY different
NomenNeminis: DIE-no?
Earthenone: Kyōryū roboto
TehAmelie: i like that nobody said dinobots cause those are owned by Hasbro
incslayer: what are you saying Grimlock isnt in this game? DISAPOINTED
TXC2: CONTACT
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
TehAmelie: well, there will certainly be robo t-rexes
NomenNeminis: TehAmelie I didn't know that, but I figured someone would have used that name before in chat unless it was IP :/
TehAmelie: rexii?
incslayer: rexes?
wildpeaks: gogcomSud lrrSIGNAL
incslayer: what is the latin plural for king?
TXC2: regys
NomenNeminis: lrrSIGNAL btw
TehAmelie: reggies
offbeatwitch: adam technically completed this game on stream before, right? time for round 2, cori edition
wildpeaks: rei ?
Earthenone: i remember adam saying he was going to play this game a lot at least :P
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Come join Cori as she sets out on a robot dinosaur adventure in Horizon Zero Dawn! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D559_FSUcAAg_Mw.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1125475485159321600
wildpeaks: and Adam sure did play it a lot :D
Serifina: Aaaaaaaaaaa! I missed that this was going to be happening!
Earthenone: !card dinosaur hunter
LRRbot: Dinosaur Hunter [1B] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Whenever Dinosaur Hunter deals damage to a Dinosaur, destroy that creature.
TXC2: Hello Serifina
NomenNeminis: Reges is nominative. Different words for different roles in the sentence. @incslayer
Serifina: @txc2 hi
NomenNeminis: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #4571: "Calm that ego down? The ego's the only thing I have, though." —Adam [2017-12-30]
CoffeePrincess: Aaaaaaaah!!!!!! I love this game!!!
Serifina: This game is SO GOOD
incslayer: actually @Serifina since the stream hasnt started yet you still havent missed anything
RebekahWSD: A chance to see an entire playthrough of Horizon Zero Dawn :O
drcanonball: so whos playing?
TXC2: Cori
Earthenone: cori
BITs19_: At this point I'm accepting that I'll never buy a ps4 to play this game, so here I am lol
wildpeaks: Coriander
NomenNeminis: I caught a few streams of the Gamehaus, so I'm excited to see this game from the beginning.
CoffeePrincess: I'm actually playing it right now
Serifina: @incslayer I'm going to miss part though.
Xafty: @RebekahWSD i was sad when adam didnt play the DLC
TXC2: Here we GO!
wildpeaks: beep boop
incslayer: well thats what VOD's are for
TXC2: Hello Cori
Earthenone: !chair
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TehAmelie: hello Cori
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TXC2: such Monday
incslayer: Hello somewhat low volume Cori
Aitsu111: WOOOOOO HZD is such a good game
RebekahWSD: I always kept finding streamers playing like...the start and never saw the ending!
rith_the_awakener: Sup
Piratical_tendancies: Good Noontime to you too!
frnknstn subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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Traion: Hey it's my favourite Vegetable(?)!
tytycoon: good noontime! very Monday wow
NomenNeminis: lrrHEART Cori!!!
AntiCrepuscular: Cori \o/
NathanJay_GA: hello!
Serifina: Hi cork!
TXC2: SUB HYPE 4
Riandisa: Good afternoon Cori!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
wildpeaks: living dangerously :D
ProfessorMembrane: Good day!
harvester369 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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DKS04Saturn: Good afternoon, Cori~
vegetalss4: Good evening Cori.
tytycoon: Horizon zero dawn looks so great
PanickedFox: Womp Womp
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atinyspacemarine: The water main in Woburn burst, so now I get to watch streams!
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TehAmelie: i didn't think you could share the discs between different PS4s honestly
Gregarious_Potato subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
Gregarious_Potato: Wooo hi Cori! Looking forward to your playthrough :)
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Glodenox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months, currently on a 22 month streak!
Glodenox: Guess I'll show my sub as well then :)
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TXC2: !spoilers
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noSmokeFire: cori *and* robot dinos? sign me up!
rith_the_awakener: Is this dinobots??
wildpeaks: it good game, hopefully you'll like it :)
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: Do not take your baby into space.
TXC2: just preemptivly putting that up
Serifina: It's real good. One of the best ps4 games, IMO
Roland_Malius subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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Xafty: its GREAT, the story is probably the best of any game i played that year
HavenJunde: mic a bit quiet for me?
demondrinkingtea: benginHeart calebdLove calebdUncle elfunkHeart katesHeart lrrHEART mtgngHeart sergeHeart slytqHeart
CoffeePrincess: bleedpurple100 bleedpurple100 bleedpurple100 bonus30 this is one of my absolute favorite games, I'm literally playing the new game+ right now
tytycoon: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
cambo212: Dropped everything to come watch you play this game when i heard its what you picked
WizardZedd subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months, currently on a 69 month streak!
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OKB_1: Dutch pride
cambo212: so excited for these streams
TXC2: Serifina It's one of the games I want to get a PS4 for
Silvertunga: Hi cutie! It's late o'clock in Europe so I'm just going to send some <3 <3 <3 and go to bed.
tytycoon: much better sounds
DoodlestheGreat: If you like the game, it should keep you occupied for a couple of weeks, depending on how much of the side missions you do.
noSmokeFire: if I learned anything from Detroit: Become Human, it would absolutely make sense to put baby in space
HavenJunde: thanks <3
AmoriLinguae: so happy for a monday stream!
Earthenone: Nice.
BITs19_: nice katesNice
TXC2: SUB HYPE NICE
CapnRobert: oh hype
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
TehAmelie: it's also super good lookin. not that that saves bad games, but it adds to the good ones
MousseFilledCat: Ooo! I didn't realize we had a new Play it Forward
TXC2: there should be
TehAmelie: speaking of Detroit Become Human
rith_the_awakener: BEARD
noSmokeFire: ahh, beard static
TXC2: No one likes the cold Rost
Xafty: @TXC2 I DO
OKB_1: Keep baby safe
noSmokeFire: baby has oddly skin-colored eyes
CoffeePrincess: rost is best dad
TehAmelie: i knew a guy who liked cold, he couldn't feel cold due to brain damage and loved showing off about it
orbitaltuna: something's off about that baby
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:33.
NomenNeminis: Is it "girl?" It's "Girl," right?
Piratical_tendancies: very pretty
HavenJunde: this game is v pretty <3
Earthenone: so we went from "become human" to "become dinosaurs"
drcanonball: jesus baby?
TXC2: soooooo pretty
ProfessorMembrane: Hairy Dad Games
noSmokeFire: @Earthenone I hope baby is secretly a dinosaur
wildpeaks: robot baby ? is this Detroit again ?
TehAmelie: Cori did mention her plan was to become a dinosaur
NomenNeminis: Speaking of bits, has anyone been able to watch ads for bits lately? I haven't had the option in about a year.
DKS04Saturn: Exposition intro~
AntiCrepuscular: PS4 pls
tytycoon: man he really got the rubbins about you being parentless
Xafty: @Earthenone i dislike the thought that this game is anything like become human
NomenNeminis: That last one was new... Kappa
OKB_1: Fun to see all these Dutch names :)
CamelAttack: PS4 gonna PS4
PhoenixMelior: PAUL!
AntiCrepuscular: where? :)
rith_the_awakener: Really love the techno-Celtic look
drcanonball: so do they eat machines in this game?'
NomenNeminis: Baby is very good at staying quiet.
orbitaltuna: what do they eat if all the animals are robot dinos? ccolorD
wildpeaks: and we will pet all of these adorable robots
noSmokeFire: baby needs a tiny spear
Gregarious_Potato: poor baby needs a nice hat in the snow!
Earthenone: @orbitaltuna an iron rich diet?
TXC2: drcanonball no, but we do harvest them for part
TXC2: *parts
HavenJunde: "i will teach you this... right now! fight the dino machines, babbo!"
ladyluckhandmaiden: cheer100
tytycoon: a spear for you does not exist. like your parents
TehAmelie: she looks under six months so she probably can't remember any of this either
offbeatwitch: LOOKIT ALL OF THOSE CHICKENS
NomenNeminis: orbitaltuna judging by the prevalence of fur in the clothing, not everything is robots.
justwhatever_idk: "I'll show you dad" (Baby just starts flipping and doing backflips) "Boss Baby 2"
Dared00: "tiny hands can't grasp the spear" excuse me, I stabbed myself with a pitchfork when I was 2, she could totally grasp a spear
TXC2: BTW this woman doesn't age :P
Molladia: Good morning Cori. All alone?
rith_the_awakener: There's lotsa turkeys in this game
HavenJunde: gosh i love Teersa
TehAmelie: okay, JUST over six months then
BITs19_: does anyone else find his face...weird?
NomenNeminis: Yay, for good authority figures!
Earthenone: one two three four i declare a thumb war
Dared00: YEET
TXC2: MAAAAAAASENBYNA !
TehAmelie: and the title screen booms THE ROBO KING
Piratical_tendancies: speedy sun
wildpeaks: Kobe
noSmokeFire: the sun just shoots out a beam, incinerating him instantly
Xafty: YEET
OKB_1: One day this will all be yours.
EC_as_That subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
EC_as_That: I Bless her: YEET!
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NomenNeminis: Wow. Yes. That very Lion King. Geeze.
Suprhero7: YEET
DKS04Saturn: Rost looks lie such a sweet fella
Earthenone: #blessed
lady_olynder: do not yeet the child
CarpeLiam: And when I do this to my nephew, my sister calls me a dangerous idiot
Earthenone: how dare you name baby
ProfessorMembrane: Spike her!
AntiCrepuscular: O.o
noSmokeFire: what a dink!
tytycoon: is it just a check to see if a valley echos
nicecrow: And so her name is Baby
NomenNeminis: Lansra sounds like a Romulan. :D
justwhatever_idk: So far this game has at least One Dawn, this game's title is False Advertising
AntiCrepuscular: :D
Gregarious_Potato: that baby is gonna mess uo some dinosaurs and chickens soon
rith_the_awakener: "oops, butterfingers!"
SpacePotato01: the robot dinosaur designs in this game are on point
wildpeaks: or base jumping
lady_olynder subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
lady_olynder: do not yeet the child!
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TehAmelie: or what if the echo had said "Your wife's a B****"
Dared00: Horizon: Zero Dob
Dragonality: Baby survives fall somehow, baby is raised by robo-dinosaurs.
SpacePotato01: just wonderful designs and art in this game
Xafty: we must get the expasion
noSmokeFire: give me a game with generous checkpointing where you can yeet through the cutscenes
CamelAttack: What do you think they do when the Echo doesnt come back?
NomenNeminis: !findquote baby
LRRbot: Quote #1079: "Yeah, just nuke the baby." —Cameron [2015-11-12]
Xafty: at some point
DKS04Saturn: That's a lot of options
OKB_1: ['Horizon', 'Zero' 'Dawn'].shuffle()
Arikell: It's okay, theres a hay bale at the bottom
Aitsu111: IDK Leonidas survived a YEETING
wildpeaks: SMOL
tytycoon: every baby we just make sure this valley still has good acoustics
noSmokeFire: baby has big hair
TXC2: look at our MASSIVE Head
Serifina: OKAY now I am on my computer and can watch properly
Serifina: :D
TehAmelie: no they only threw out the bad kids in Sparta
Serifina: (I love this game so damn much)
justwhatever_idk: ULTRA MEGA HARD VERSION: "Late Stage Capitalism is in Full Effect"
NomenNeminis: Guess: We will be the only person in the tribe with red hear.
CoffeePrincess: I'm here with a decent knowledge of the lore, if people have spoiler questions
tux789: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:44.
AntiCrepuscular: "little bast..."
TehAmelie: bold of you to assume we have a tribe lrrBEEJ
Earthenone: too many berries
Earthenone: you did it wrong
noSmokeFire: what a dink!
incslayer: these people are mean
SenseAmidstMadness: shun!
NathanJay_GA: Now we get all the berries!
NomenNeminis: You have to bring even numbers of blueberries, not odd ones. Everyone knows that! Kappa
Serifina: Poor KidLoy.
SenseAmidstMadness: Your berries have no power here
noSmokeFire: gotta go fast
SenseAmidstMadness: She yeeted herself
Gregarious_Potato: why did she run like that?
JasoMan1st007: duck and roll
HailtheRNG: oh, this game is soooo good.
TXC2: and we see the bravest 6 year old who ever lived
TheWarbo: the dreaded self-yeet
NomenNeminis: Decent kid grunting noises!
TehAmelie: now, she could grow up to kill them all or save them all. kind of a bold gamble, because it's definitely going to be one of those
Serifina: @Gregarious_Potato Didn't you ever do anything because you were angry and hurt as a kid?
rith_the_awakener: Time for mcguffin!
wildpeaks: we dun goofed
MousseFilledCat: So shiny
Serifina: Remember, she's like six years old here, folks.
noSmokeFire: those are big chonkin' rats
Dared00: Oh, they're called "rust" and "alloy"
rith_the_awakener: Those're big rats
noSmokeFire: let us tame the rats
Gregarious_Potato: @Serifina usually I just found a nice stick and threw it into the woods
Zaghrog: fleshy rats
rith_the_awakener: ROUS
HavenJunde: @Dared00 yep
JasoMan1st007: @Serifina 6 years 5 months
AntiCrepuscular: from rats to bats!
masta2505: Can you eat the rat?
Piratical_tendancies: BATMAN!
TehAmelie: Aloy is stainless steel
TXC2: Dared00 SYMBOLISM
TehAmelie: it's a METAPHOR
TheWarbo: toggle Kronch?
NomenNeminis: TehAmelie Yeah, these people have NOT read the same stories we have, apparently.
AntiCrepuscular: next is... cats? *shrug*
CamelAttack: Batwoman thank you.
noSmokeFire: robots are scream-powered confirmed
sir_jack_DB: \m/
MousseFilledCat: This is making me want to play this game again
justwhatever_idk: My Horizonsona is named Alan Wrench
justwhatever_idk: Oh wait Wre'ench
noSmokeFire: Wranch
Dragonality: *starts digging in moving boxes for his copy of this game*
TXC2: I'm still amazed at how none panincy we are
tux789: alexa play despecito
ArcOfTheConclave: Hello baby Aloy!
TehAmelie: my Horizona is named Block Pulley
AntiCrepuscular: oooh, finally a sense of scale! Yes, we are smol
ProfessorMembrane: Aperture Labs?
noSmokeFire: I really do like the mix of childlike frustration and plucky courage. Baby is good.
Earthenone: i imagine when you live in a world with robot dinosaurs you tend to evaluate problems diferently
AntiCrepuscular: fair
Godofmuffins: Well looks like Adam is finally going to finish....Wait your not Adam.
Serifina: @TXC2 TBF, she's been raised in relative wild, and calm was probably drilled into her from a young age to avoid attracking trouble.
noSmokeFire: that's a teeth hole
TXC2: I LOVE the walking on all 4s up the stairs
CoffeePrincess: you can come back here later, so don't worry about missing stuff
TXC2: Serifina fair point
Earthenone: loot?
Godofmuffins: Also poke the dead body
rith_the_awakener: Poke it with a stick!
NojhLivic: Such an adorable child
justwhatever_idk: My new Horizona is named Metal Sonic, they're a Robotic Blue Hedgehog
noSmokeFire: kingdom of the crystal skull
J01000111: wow, a dead body AND something shiny??
TehAmelie: we can deduce we will definitely get the ability to blow up fragile stone and come back here at some point
CoffeePrincess: better Google glass
J01000111: what a day
Dragonality: It reads "Beats by Dre, 2030 edition"
noSmokeFire: baby is magnetic!
NomenNeminis: TXC2 Yeah, up to a certain age, kids tend to be non-panicky (because everything is equally strange and scary, I think), but six years seems like she's past that time. I guess it's the whole hero thing.
tux789: and npw she has a brain tumor
wildpeaks: exceptional battery life
NomenNeminis: !advice
LRRbot: Right in front of you.
SenseAmidstMadness: Witch!
wildpeaks: lrrbot on point
TXC2: Lrrbot on point
AmoriLinguae: wait, if Aloy was newborn when she was given to Rost, how did he feed her?
TehAmelie: Lrrbot is a witch
wildpeaks: that too
TehAmelie: wow nice drift chat
rith_the_awakener: Blue glowing circle on side of temple, familiar...
TXC2: AmoriLinguae babies can live without their mother's milk
NomenNeminis: AmoriLinguae Paid wet nurse? Animal milk?
justwhatever_idk: @AmoriLinguae there are robot cows that produce Baby Formula, maybe
TehAmelie: he fed her mushed robots. she has a belly of steel now
NomenNeminis: Do I want to know what the power source for that head piece is?
tux789: do you want cybermen because this is how you get cybermen
stopmeifyouveheardthisone subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
stopmeifyouveheardthisone: Been enjoying your Detroit: Become Human VODs with Cameron and awesome to catch a stream as it airs!
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AmoriLinguae: @justwhatever_idk I like your idea best
Serifina: There are also animals in addition to the robots, folks. :p
noSmokeFire: @NomenNeminis maybe baby is highly radioactive now
NomenNeminis: I'm glad she can read this.
TXC2: Part of the story is that Aloy is probably the smartest person in the world
offbeatwitch: I would love to be catching the stream as it airs but my internet isn't playing ball
orbitaltuna: BabyRage
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohhhhh is Aloy
NomenNeminis: noSmokeFire I was thinking more like drawing directly from her life energy/lifespan. But radioactive's also bad! :)
orbitaltuna: so why was she named aloy?
Earthenone: symbolism
Laserbeaks_Fury: First playthrough?
graal_smith: @orbitaltuna because it sounds like alloy
TXC2: Laserbeaks_Fury yeap
NojhLivic: Has Corrie played this before?
vegetalss4: I am surprised her name isn't spelled with two L's.
Earthenone: she has not
NomenNeminis: NojhLivic Nope, so no spoilers, please!
Laserbeaks_Fury: okie dokie, no spoilers )
NojhLivic: Duly noted!
AntiCrepuscular: lrrSPOOP
rith_the_awakener: GHOTS
NomenNeminis: Woo! Dead body party!
AntiCrepuscular: lrrHORN
Serifina: !spoilers
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HailtheRNG: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: super genius, tireless athlete, quick learner, and equipped with a grossly useful relic of lost powers. boy superhero stories are sweet aren't they
NomenNeminis: Dead Space?
NojhLivic: Woo. Party time.
orbitaltuna: her face is so weird
graal_smith: Man, I wanted to talk about the fins on the back of cars there to increase traction
Serifina: I will beat up on people who do spoilers.
justwhatever_idk: Little Big Man for the PS3
TheWarbo: creepy child ye
canoecrasher: Children are creepy
NomenNeminis: I'm surprised she figured out that was a recording.
TXC2: I mean she's 6, children will repate EVERYTHING
NojhLivic: Yeah creepy is kinda built into childs, along with cute, and scary.
noSmokeFire: it'd be funny if this was like fallout 3 and you could oops into completing the game as a child
orbitaltuna: it's like someone took an adult face rig and squished it until it looked like a kid
TXC2: it's how they learn
noSmokeFire: are the rats wi-fi enabled?
HavenJunde: tbh i like that Aloy repeats things. it reminds me of myself
graal_smith: You want them to die outside, like peasants?
Xafty: idk aloy, i dont think we ever will
Dragonality: Can confirm, my children repeat things in whispers sometimes that turn regular statements incredibly creepy.
TehAmelie: let's face it, this child section is worth it just for the badass growing-up montage after
Laserbeaks_Fury: I love the animation of Young Aloy scampering up stairs
Serifina: I mean, the child sections are literally the tutorial. But it's a fun tutorial.
TXC2: Laserbeaks_Fury I know right
NomenNeminis: I think we only find kids scary sometimes because we've forgotten the context for how they see things, and they don't have the context for seeing the world the way adults do. (assuming no abuse, mental disorders, etc.)
rith_the_awakener: This game is superbly animated
noSmokeFire: yeah, this seems like a well put-together tutorial
NomenNeminis: And, yet another use of Amazing Grace.
TehAmelie: and can we take a moment to appreciate Aloy's hair? it's not exactly Meridia from Brave, but it is rendered in real time
Serifina: @TehAmelie It so is. It's great. :D
AntiCrepuscular: certainly a tier above the usual eldrich nightmare tentacles :D
Xafty: this game just looks great and is REALLY good at building its world contextually
Pteraspidomorphi: Just arrived; What kind of playthrough is this going to be?
NomenNeminis: So, it seems like this is OUR world, but after an apocalypse of some kind, and Aloy's people are those who survived?
noSmokeFire: dead people are going to teach aloy to swear, huh
NomenNeminis: Pteraspidomorphi Blind
HailtheRNG: man, haven't replayed this since i finished the game. puts a new perspective on it
Earthenone: aww, no swears for child to repeat
TXC2: the arms! the arms failing slightly at the end of the stairs!
Pteraspidomorphi: NomenNeminis: But... Extensive?
Xafty: @Pteraspidomorphi deepish dive
NomenNeminis: Pteraspidomorphi No idea
Pteraspidomorphi: Thanks
Serifina: Things this game does very well: It's *extremely* pretty with amazing animation, it's well written, the world-building is amazing...
graal_smith: There are rats down there, and you could annoy them.
noSmokeFire: what's the over-under on Aloy coming out of a cloning vat from one of those places
AntiCrepuscular: *secrets*
wildpeaks: :D
justwhatever_idk: did anyone else read By The Waters of Babylon in school? I have to wonder if it was an inspiration, with I'm sure a number of other stories
NojhLivic: She is such a well written kid
TheWarbo: no papa?
AntiCrepuscular: MINE :D
NomenNeminis: Rost's WEARING metal and ceramic armor stuff.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just FYI, Red haired bowwomen have very much been my aesthetic since Diablo, so I was sold very early on this game
MousseFilledCat: I love this because this is exactly how I would have acted at that age if I was trying to hide something
PhoenixMelior: buh? What's this trailer that just popped up on youtube?
Serifina: @NomenNeminis There's a difference. His is made from hunted robots, not found in metal ruins.
graal_smith: @NomenNeminis yeah but that's above ground metal
NojhLivic: NomenNeminis Too literal. "Metal World" doesn't refer to metal
noSmokeFire: baby get weapon!
AntiCrepuscular: \m/
TehAmelie: good point, how does he know it's doing anything electronic?
NomenNeminis: I figured, Serifina graal_smith NojhLivic They need a better name than "Metal World"
rith_the_awakener: Stab some dinobots!
Serifina: @TehAmelie It has a glowing bit
Zanaide: Baby protect self!
graal_smith: @NomenNeminis he needs a better name than Rost, but whacha gonna do?
TXC2: how VR looks to outsiders
SplittingImage77: Kids and their iPads
AntiCrepuscular: :D
NomenNeminis: TehAmelie You would learn warning signs so you knew what to avoid, I guess.
Xafty: "internet" what is that
PhoenixMelior: BOW
Xafty: and we never see aloy in the light again
sir_jack_DB: GIRL.
offbeatwitch: B O W
wildpeaks: and thus its name shall forever be Bow
NomenNeminis: "Kids and their electronics, these days...."
offbeatwitch: me when I get hold of a computer
justwhatever_idk: Rost: "Why does it say WOB"
rith_the_awakener: Aloy becomes addicted to Snake
SpacePotato01: That... actually sounds like a useful tool for aiding children to read.
Dragonality: And then she discovered the historical archives labelled 'Anime' and was never seen again.
TehAmelie: something corruption of the youth something
SpacePotato01: Like it actually makes sense on multiple levels.
NomenNeminis: I feel like she would have learned that long ago.
wildpeaks: Do no eat Barry
Xafty: but bitter usually means POISON
justwhatever_idk: "Gather it's berries" (Just rips the entire plant out of the grown"
TehAmelie: remember, if it tastes bad it's medicine
graal_smith: @wildpeaks but I identify as cannibal-American
Earthenone: are you bleeding? try eating!
TXC2: Again 6 year olds will repeat ANYTHING
SplittingImage77: It puts the berries in the pouch
justwhatever_idk: ground**
Serifina: Bunnies are absolutely for hunting.
noSmokeFire: respect the alternating current
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rith_the_awakener: Pro survival tip: eat all random berries you find
Xafty: @Earthenone *is dragonborn* *eats 100 sweet rolls in 10 minutes*
TXC2: ooooooooh!
TXC2: new dice friends
CoffeePrincess: bunnies are for eating, machines are for building
Dragonality: New Dice Friends you say?
noSmokeFire: this is a sneaking mission
Xafty: @Earthenone that was supposed to be seconds, but still
HavenJunde: into the tall grass? that's where the pokemon are!
MolaMolaphant: I love this game, and hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
graal_smith: Dangi it, I just got re-interested in Minecraft, now I have to get re-interested in Horizon as well?
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Throw your face at enemies.
TehAmelie: "weapons and equipment OSP?" "uh, there is no other site, Snake"
wildpeaks: bad lrrbot
PhoenixMelior: clever girl
justwhatever_idk: Lrrbot no
justwhatever_idk: Rost said no
TheWarbo: I love the capitalization of Tall Grass
noSmokeFire: be careful, there are pokemon in the Tall Grass
Earthenone: so unrealistic, no feathers on the robot dinosaurs
PhoenixMelior: be careful, Aloy! Wild Pokemon can be - noSmokeFire DANGIT
TXC2: graal_smith such is the danger when watching LRR :P
noSmokeFire: :D
Dragonality: Trust me, lots more stealth required in this game
Serifina: This is very much a Stealth game.
rith_the_awakener: God this game is pretty
TXC2: Stealth is one the pillars of this game
rith_the_awakener: An idiot
HailtheRNG: i love the hell out of this game.
noSmokeFire: that's Nicky Parkour
TehAmelie: i never got tired of sneaking in the tall grass and stabbing dinos
SplittingImage77: Parkour!
Earthenone: he is the resident parkour expert
TXC2: Ignore the man who does not age
NomenNeminis: Outcast? Rival tribe?
justwhatever_idk: Teeeeeeeeeeeb
SplittingImage77: Teeeeb, not to be confused with Teeeb
graal_smith: Is it a Tribe called Quest?
TehAmelie: Teb, son of Tab, the sweet
NomenNeminis: Such strong baby-hands.
HailtheRNG: i loved the fact that even if you're super over leveled, the stronger bots are still very able to kill you if you don't respect them.
TheWarbo: Aragorn?
graal_smith: Bag o'Stuff
Dared00: It's Ridgewood. RIIIIIIIIDGE Wood
SenseAmidstMadness: Because they stride
Th3HolyMoose: inb4 sudden Phife-dawg
justwhatever_idk: "See these? They're called 🅱️orses."
SplittingImage77: Rocks and berries
Xafty: @HailtheRNG yep
Serifina: Call the rocks!
mtvcdm: More rocks!
graal_smith: Do not confuse the rocks with the berries
SplittingImage77: And thus fruity pebbles was born
AntiCrepuscular: do not cronch the rocks
Serifina: @SplittingImage77 Boooooo
Laserbeaks_Fury: For those about to Rock, We Salute You!
Earthenone: remember kobe for accuracy, yeet for distance
GDwarf: Well, a *big* enough rock would hurt a machine
Xafty: @graal_smith *bites rock, loses teeth*
Dragonality: We WILL rock you
rith_the_awakener: Pocket sand!
SplittingImage77: It's good if it catches attention @Serifina
NomenNeminis: "Aloy, have you played Bloodboure?"
Serifina: :D
TXC2: Rocks are for hurting scissors, silly girl Kappa
incslayer: silenced you mean killed?
TehAmelie: meaty herbivore robos can be very good sources of resources. it's almost like they're real animals. . .
NomenNeminis: *Bloodborne
Species5618Beta: Pretty sure Dwayne Johnson could hurt one of these machines
Xafty: @NomenNeminis all things considered, maybe
graal_smith: Hey, what would be funny is if you DIDN'T wait for his signal
justwhatever_idk: @TXC2 "Be weary of those with Hands of Paper, child"
PhoenixMelior: ~lasttweet
sir_jack_DB: ?
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SplittingImage77: I have the sudden urge to watch Beast Wars
CoffeePrincess: you have a max carry capacity, but you don't get over encumbered
TheWarbo: loot the carcass!
NomenNeminis: !findquote dinosaur
LRRbot: Quote #4301: "Are plesiosaurs the "good enough" dinosaurs?" —Ian [2017-07-09]
TXC2: wow what quote
rith_the_awakener: I love the exploding trees
ProfessorMembrane: She has sharp fingernails.
noSmokeFire: I hope Aloy had a tetanus booster
graal_smith: @CoffeePrincess unlike that SFM video of the Heavy running through Skyrim, picking a flower, and falling over.
Xafty: crafting in this game is always odd, because its imediate
AntiCrepuscular: babbow
rith_the_awakener: I wish I could make trees explode
justwhatever_idk: Baby's First Ranged Weapon
ProfessorMembrane: how is bow formed?
HailtheRNG: i did find it odd i could quicky craft mid-combat
TehAmelie: you have max stacks of each different resource right? no all-purpose inventory?
Serifina: @TehAmelie Correct.
Serifina: @TehAmelie Well, mostly.
NomenNeminis: noSmokeFire I feel like anyone who didn't have a natural tetanus resistance/immunity died generations ago.
SplittingImage77: Now I know why Aloy looks familiar, she reminds me of the Feral Kid from the Road Warrior
Serifina: @TehAmelie There's a maximum for a stack of resource - and if you collect more, it starts a second stack. There's a maximum number of stacks you can have.
AntiCrepuscular: Guess? Pffft I have the internet on my side, Rost ;p
SenseAmidstMadness: Boop it
akvar: T H E D E V I C E :P
HailtheRNG: T H E D E V I C E
wildpeaks: T H E D E V I C E
TehAmelie: huh. it has been a while
incslayer: i scanned it with my scanny thingie
Serifina: Oh god
rith_the_awakener: "Damn kids an their Iphones!"
NomenNeminis: "But, Dad, it helped!"
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TXC2: T H E D E V I C E
Earthenone: Tactical
graal_smith: BOOP the SNOOT!
mtvcdm: You kids and your rap music!
justwhatever_idk: My new Horizona is Thed Evice
CoffeePrincess: circle to roll
Dragonality: Uh oh, that wasn't the bott
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TehAmelie: bad horse!
TXC2: SUB HYPE 15
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
NojhLivic: Nice
NomenNeminis: lrrGOAT
AntiCrepuscular: Blaze it!
TehAmelie: please Rost, you don't "fire" an arrow
incslayer: you killed that poor robot
SplittingImage77: Is there a PETA for these robo aminals?
TehAmelie: you shoot or loose it
AntiCrepuscular: TehAmelie unless it's a fire arrow ;p
TXC2: SplittingImage77 for their sake I hope not
TheWarbo: how does she know what a "brave trail" is?
NovaTiempTwo: *my brother prime and mine
Xafty: @SplittingImage77 kinda? though not really
noSmokeFire: @TheWarbo Rost probably taught her
NomenNeminis: So are the robo dinos self-replicating?
Serifina: @TheWarbo Why wouldn't she? She lives in the area, she's probably been told about them before.
SplittingImage77: @Xafty Really? Haha, the plot thickens then
incslayer: probably so she can avoid them being "outcasts" and all
Xafty: @NomenNeminis keep watching and you will learn eventually
wildpeaks: not fine
noSmokeFire: Nicky Parkour not so hot after all
mtvcdm: Whump
TXC2: NomenNeminis we find out later where they come from
TheWarbo: But this is her first day hunting, and she needs it explained that he's of the tribe, who doesn't like them?
TehAmelie: moving is such fun in this game. though i remember it's more fun when you're taller
graal_smith: This is fine...
Dragonality: "That was almost you as a baby Aloy"
ProfessorMembrane: lrrFINE
BlueMechanic: He may need some ointment
NomenNeminis: Xafty TXC2 Yay!
AntiCrepuscular: fetch the berries!
SplittingImage77: Wow haha, kicked to death
noSmokeFire: realistic herbivore behavior
MousseFilledCat: @TheWarbo I think it was more reiterating to her that she can't interact with the tribe - because she keeps wanting to
Antimuffin: I feel like I missed some really crucial expostion regarding why the girl has cool technology and the dude doesn't.
noSmokeFire: @Antimuffin she found it in a hole
graal_smith: Will too!
incslayer: @Antimuffin she fell into a hoel
Earthenone: not really, she fell in a hole and took it off a corpse
AntiCrepuscular: muh bow!
noSmokeFire: or she fell down a hole, and found a bunker from The Old World
HailtheRNG: forced stealth section!
mtvcdm: Best plan
TehAmelie: using those things are forbidden to his people. but she doesn't care
noSmokeFire: now *this* is a sneaking mission
SaucyWangs: omg i love hzd <3 <3 <3
ExhaustedElox: Did Adam give you any tips?
Antimuffin: Forbidden by who? Didn't he say they're outcasts or something?
SplittingImage77: Good thing she talks to herself, almost as if she's teaching a third-party how to do something
AntiCrepuscular: :D
TehAmelie: *sneak sneak sneak* *shoves entire tree into backpack* *sneak sneak*
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Splitting the party is inadvisable.
wildpeaks: lrrbot on point
TXC2: Antimuffin they are, but he's still superstitious
ZethRuss: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 39:18.
NomenNeminis: SplittingImage77 I'm assuming those are her thoughts we're hearing, but yeah.
Dragonality: LRRbot very on point
justwhatever_idk: Do the robots eat stuff? Is that explained at some point?
AntiCrepuscular: Antimuffin yeah, but he seems to cling to the ways of the tribe despite having been outcast
CoffeePrincess: you can dodge roll between points of cover pretty effectively
Serifina: Cori, I am *awful* at stealth - and I got really good at it in this game because it's handled really well.
TXC2: justwhatever_idk yeap, they consume biomass
justwhatever_idk: thank thank
Th3HolyMoose: Haven't seen this game before, have we got the backstory to all this yet or is it coming later?
Dragonality: @TXC2 Like Tyranids.... oh no...
Antimuffin: I feel like any game without a dodge roll at this point had better be a crossword puzzle because pretty much anything else could use one.
Earthenone: mmm, delicious biomass
HailtheRNG: blue means you haven't blown it
CoffeePrincess: throw rocks to distract the watchers
traveller800: its a giant robot beaver
TXC2: Dragonality like Necron Tyranids Kappa
SenseAmidstMadness: Stealth tip: Be sure to talk to yourself occasionally so that the monsters can hear you
justwhatever_idk: @Th3HolyMoose what kind of backstory exactly? Like for characters or the world?
Dragonality: @TXC2 That is NOT ok
Th3HolyMoose: The world, why things are like they are
rith_the_awakener: He just fell, like, 20ft?
Th3HolyMoose: Joined a bit late
Serifina: Yes, NPCs do not trigger stealth warnings.
AntiCrepuscular: Th3HolyMoose I assume that's later
TXC2: why the world is like this is a HUGE spoiler
Th3HolyMoose: haha ok great, haven't missed anytthing important then, thanks! :D
CoffeePrincess: the question mark means they're aware,but haven't spotted you
NomenNeminis: !findquote Stealth
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
AntiCrepuscular: !
Serifina: Remember, folks, no spoilers.
ArcOfTheConclave: @Th3HolyMoose the backstory is a plotwist later
offbeatwitch: famous last words
noSmokeFire: here, dad, I brought you a boy
AntiCrepuscular: "Followed Rost's Teachings"?
SenseAmidstMadness: Sports cars are prohibited in this chat
Arikell: Also how did rost have anything to do with that?
NomenNeminis: !findquote sneak
LRRbot: Quote #4696: "'I would let her sneak attack herself.' 'As your attorney...don't.'" —Dale and Graham [2018-02-19]
Dragonality: T H E D E V I C E
TehAmelie: do you think this is some sort of GAME?
AntiCrepuscular: BOY
ArcOfTheConclave: "Disobeyed Rost's teachings"
AntiCrepuscular: ^
TXC2: Kratos voice "Booooooy"
justwhatever_idk: @Th3HolyMoose We're still early in the game yet, the most we understand is that Robos are Everywhere, and we fell into a Ravine and got some weird Device on our ear that let's us see Holograms
incslayer: Hey thats not a nice thing to say to an orphan
TehAmelie: you can't be too careful in your choice of parents
sivakrytos: what is this, god of war
PhoenixMelior: I think it's the clothing
noSmokeFire: I'm super suspicious that "motherless" is going to be very literal
sivakrytos: much "boy"
CoffeePrincess: no paint
SaucyWangs: gossip, probably
TXC2: she's the red haired girl
Antimuffin: motherless? is that like.....specifically bad?
NomenNeminis: Being motherless is NOT a rare occurrence in pre-industrial societies!
MousseFilledCat: There's only like 50 people in the tribe, I think.
x0den: i think its the hair
Th3HolyMoose: @justwhatever_idk thanks for the recap!
AlienNanobots: katesCry
ArcOfTheConclave: @LoadingReadyRun small tribe, everyone knows everyone.
ProfessorMembrane: The red haired girl with the bear-man protector? Can't be many
NomenNeminis: She could be wearing something that's a sign.
SplittingImage77: *cue song from Moana*
TXC2: Antimuffin yes, they're a martirchy
PhoenixMelior: noSmokeFire I don't want to say it in this stream but there's a great highlight from when Adam plays this game
justwhatever_idk: np np!
Gilgamesh1729: What's up with outcasts
NomenNeminis: Also, yes, the red hear seems to be unique
Antimuffin: I think they're technically post-post-industrial?
CoffeePrincess: all the Nora have face paint, but aloy
Serifina: @Antimuffin Yes, the tribe is very matriarchal and having no mother is pretty bad.
incslayer: how he has a punchable face
TehAmelie: "why don't you give me your mother?"
rith_the_awakener: That's some Neo shit
noSmokeFire: Aloy is already at least a 3rd level monk
NathanJay_GA: Renegade? Renegade!
SplittingImage77: Jokes on them, she's been gathering rocks
mtvcdm: Fight!
AntiCrepuscular: dome that punk :D
incslayer: headshot
TheWarbo: Always go for clever
Th3HolyMoose: is this a david cage game :think:
SplittingImage77: I read "insight to find a cleaver"
NomenNeminis: Considering that the god seems to be "All-Mother" "motherless" might not refer to a literal mother.
TehAmelie: >Little Dumbass will remember this
Serifina: @Th3HolyMoose God no. This one has a decent story. :D
TXC2: if you take the mind route you get to hit him!
Earthenone: try rubbing berries on it
Th3HolyMoose: Detroit has ruined me
HavenJunde: "here let me rub this rock on it"
NomenNeminis: This seems to be the time!
SplittingImage77: Did someone say Outkast?
GlennSeto: Don't care! Let's Batman this shit!
Laserbeaks_Fury: It'll take an ESPECIALLY long montage
NomenNeminis: "We can have a training montage and skip all that time!"
TXC2: Bigest problem with this game is a 6 year old saying "martiarchs" flawlessly the first time of hearing it Kappa
CoffeePrincess: Rost is a great dad
TehAmelie: girl, we need a montage?
MousseFilledCat: Ready for a training montage?
NomenNeminis: TXC2 Probably not the first time hearing it, though. It seems to come up a lot.
incslayer: so is this Adelpha and when is Cutter Slade gonna show up?
AmoriLinguae: @TXC2 not really. 6 years is plenty to know language
GlennSeto: XD
wildpeaks: she's so adorable
Dragonality: @TXC2 0/10, 6 year old did say Mat-tri-tarch
Earthenone: sweep the leg!
SplittingImage77: *cue South Park Montage Song*
TehAmelie: now Rost is happy he at least taught her "follow" and not just "heel"
ZachtlyAsIntended: Oh...have you not played this before?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Rock-climbing, Joel
wildpeaks: run, bunbun
ZachtlyAsIntended: This will be a treat
SaucyWangs: you get to do a lot of cool badassery
HailtheRNG: montage!!!!
GlennSeto: You learned how to be bait!
TXC2: "show a lot of things all happening at once, to show it all would take to long, that why we need a montage!"
Cepsys: Guy Montage
justwhatever_idk: yeah a little weird to not have this part also be Game
MaverickArtist: bleedpurple100 bonus10 New Rost objective: Train precious child.
noSmokeFire: I can respect them not padding out the tutorial, though
Earthenone: dumb baby, dosent know how to blanket
noSmokeFire: it's fine, babies can bounce back from anything
CoffeePrincess: the embrace is a dangerous place
Antimuffin: Okay that was cool
TXC2: THAT HAIR!
GlennSeto: It's ... it's an Ashly!
NomenNeminis: She can pull off the dreads look, actually.
Serifina: Also the Miracle of Sound song for this game is *amazing* if you haven't seen it.
asteranx: It's all-terrain leather outerwear.
SaucyWangs: ugh my heart,,,, i love this game's soundtrack
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh yes
dee_dubs: Love the music here
justwhatever_idk: Baby Become Big
Th3HolyMoose: This is grade A cosplay outfit material
incslayer: Ahsly Burch does her voice if i remember correct?
TehAmelie: man Team America is such a great movie. it keeps shocking me that Stone and Parker managed to make something like that
CoffeePrincess: I wanna cosplay Aloy, but I have no skills
noSmokeFire: I was just about to say that Cori!!
AmoriLinguae: @Serifina it's amazing
noSmokeFire: tiny stomps!
HailtheRNG: i've never been able to pull that move off in game
SplittingImage77: Woah, that Lion King transition from child to adult
rith_the_awakener: Hey it's the box art!
TXC2: incslayer indeed she does
Godofmuffins: Tiny Kicky feet.
Serifina: @AmoriLinguae Possibly my single favorite.
Earthenone: from all the detroit steams im suprised there were no button presses during the training montauge
TehAmelie: dat hair lrrDARK
noSmokeFire: a secretary bird that knows how to flying side kick
rith_the_awakener: Secretary birds are freaky
Mathonwy: How did she slide across dry ground like that?
rith_the_awakener: Kicks snakes to death
AmoriLinguae: @Serifina I have a hard time choosing favorites
TXC2: painfully
WizardZedd: Maaan. I'm in the middle of playing Days Gone, but this is just so much better than that. Now I just want to play this again.
Serifina: @NomenNeminis Yep! That's the one. It's SO GOOD.
GlennSeto: I love her voice so much ... she's also a very good hooman.
NomenNeminis: Ooh, he's gonna die tragically, isn't he?
TehAmelie: she's metal enough to do the powerslide
HailtheRNG: i need to go do the expansion pack for this still
Antimuffin: Is this only on console?
Earthenone: you are now level 3! training montauge was worth 2 levels i guess
SimplyLeggy: Of course he is gonna die, she needs a good excuse to go off on her own
Laserbeaks_Fury: PS exclusive
MousseFilledCat: You had skill points to spend
NomenNeminis: Serifina It's real good. I look forward to having the context for the song, now!
Earthenone: this is ps4 exclusive
CoffeePrincess: also, Ashley Burch puts in WORK as the voice
justwhatever_idk: SPICY Arrow
Antimuffin: bleh
HailtheRNG: @Antimuffin ps4 exclusive
TXC2: Antimuffin yeap PS4 only
wildpeaks: sadly still console only
NathanJay_GA: !finquote r1
ArcOfTheConclave: #crafting mechanics!
NathanJay_GA: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Serifina: Time will progress narratively.
CoffeePrincess: no time skipped
justwhatever_idk: "Whoops accidentally slept all day"
Mathonwy: This is why he LEFT!
TehAmelie: Rost put them together in like a week
wildpeaks: welp, we broke someone's art project
CoffeePrincess: days only matter when cut scenes tell you so
Mathonwy: Every time he walks out the door, she starts breaking his shit!
AmoriLinguae: It's bonfire save week for cori
MousseFilledCat: You had a message about skills when you leveled
GlennSeto: Sometimes a man just wants to enjoy a view.
ArcOfTheConclave: All the bird poo ledges.
TXC2: "Wheres he got to?" walks all of 400 yards, "oh there he is"
rith_the_awakener: Dialogue wheels!
TheWarbo: I feel like Rost would be the type to regularly stand there looking into the distance pensively
Earthenone: is it sliding on ropes?
NomenNeminis: So do the dialogue choices increase your stats, or just change your dialogue options and/or relationships later on?
Dragonality: You know, like, EVERY other lesson
Mathonwy: He stares off into the distance... As she breaks all of his stuff.
TXC2: NomenNeminis the later I think
NomenNeminis: "Descend into the embrace" is not something I ever want to hear.
TheWarbo: Flammable Trouble is the best kind
TXC2: NomenNeminis it's full name is Mother's Embrace Kappa
NomenNeminis: TXC2 That's good. I'd hate to have to be a jerk just to have good stats, or the like.
incslayer: ahh he is a trader
ArcOfTheConclave: Trator?
rith_the_awakener: Trip caster sounds very cyberpunk
TheWarbo: *All* video games? Like, even Tetris?
TXC2: and now the game truely begins
Laserbeaks_Fury: Deploying a Zip Line!
CoffeePrincess: yes
TehAmelie: it's like a slingshot, but for placing traps. a bizarre name for a bizarre thing
Earthenone: Trip Castor, sounds like a radio dj on wizardchat's station
justwhatever_idk: I know they're saying that, because they're outcasts, their conversation is a crime, but I do like the idea of this guy inexplicably commits Tax Fraud when he talks to you
Serifina: It's not a spoiler, so - Campfires are fast travel points, but you require an item to do it.
CoffeePrincess: but fast travel requires an item
ArcOfTheConclave: 50 = so many
GlennSeto: I'm glad she hasn't internalized the fundamental BS of her being cast out in the first place.
Mathonwy: Sooo many
TheWarbo: I feel like her social skills should probably be terrible at this point
Earthenone: 50 is many more than her usual 2
Species5618Beta: So many people in one place. Like, almost a hundred!
TXC2: see to me, that's kind of a mind fuck, cause 50 odd people probably was A LOT of people back in the day
Antimuffin: I'm assuming their reason is going to be something exceptionally stupid.
mtvcdm: Did we just light a bonfire while standing IN the bonfire.
Serifina: Damn, now this is making me want to play the game again.
NomenNeminis: GlennSeto I think Rost had a lot to do with that. She kept asking "Why?" and he never said anything, so she never had a "good reason" to believe it. Also, yes, her natural personality is a big part of that.
noSmokeFire: @mtvcdm Aloy is HARDCORE
TehAmelie: the shape of our brains tell us our tribes used to have upwards of 150 people
TXC2: TehAmelie what?
rith_the_awakener: The bots are so cute
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, the whole conceit of your UI being an AR projection from your device is cool
TehAmelie: Dunbar's number
rith_the_awakener: I say as you stab one to death...
GlennSeto: @NomenNeminis Yeah, he seems only grudgingly complicit in it and she was smart enough to pick up on that.
noSmokeFire: you had fire arrows selected, I guess?
Serifina: You were selected on Fire Arrows, Cori.
NomenNeminis: GlennSeto Yup yup.
hubi261: Hi Cori hi chat
TXC2: hello hubi261 welcome
BITs19_: what a great sound from those enemies
rith_the_awakener: Sup
Earthenone: in 10 years this will be a sweet VR game :P
justwhatever_idk: beep beep - the robots
NomenNeminis: Hi, hubi261
AntiCrepuscular: get blazed!
DandyGeek: sound design in this is pretty great
rith_the_awakener: The sound design of the robots is phenomenal yes
Serifina: @LoadingReadyRun There was a popup you missed in the upper-right corner tell you to press the pad to open your inventory and purchase skills. :)
rith_the_awakener: They sound very plausible as robots imitating animals
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NathanJay_GA: the critical hit is pretty crucial, imo
NomenNeminis: !quote #2357
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TXC2: SUB HYPE !7
NomenNeminis: !quote 2357
LRRbot: Quote #2357: "The last thing we would want here at LoadingReadyRun is to make things silly." —Paul [2016-04-20]
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
CoffeePrincess: SILENT STRIKE IS THE BEST
khawl: Also notice how the skills lead the other skills further down
Laserbeaks_Fury: It does make the early game easier
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rith_the_awakener: Glad these aren't "you do 5% more damage" skills
rith_the_awakener: I hate those
CoffeePrincess: that skill puts in work all game
Dragonality: Agreed, I hate any incremental skill buff trees
TehAmelie: and you'll get probably at least enough points to fill out two of those trees
CoffeePrincess: even in ng+ and dlc
Earthenone: what does the fox say? can you translate it?
AntiCrepuscular: rith_the_awakener or like +10% damage on an enemy type you see 2% of the time >.<
NomenNeminis: Despite having never played either franchise, I feel led to ask if this game is like a mix of Monster Hunter and Assassin's Creed? (gameplay-wise)
TXC2: kinda
Laserbeaks_Fury: There was a definite Monsterhunter influence
NathanJay_GA: @NomenNeminis You're not far off
CapnRobert: man this game looks nice
khawl: Bit of a tip, take a look at the crafting menu, and hunt all the animals, as they drop stuff for bigger bags and such
NomenNeminis: Ah, thanks, all.
BrowneePoints: It's a Cori! Playing the Cyber Tomb Raider with the Best Gal
noSmokeFire: set shoot to "no"
NathanJay_GA: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Earthenone: usb sticks are blaze?
NomenNeminis: Weather's looking bad in-game.
7gorobei: usb steaks? mmm tasty tasty usb steaks
noSmokeFire: man do I wish this wasn't PS exclusive
Zaghrog: Crafting menu might help tell you what those things do?
Serifina: There's a *lot* of components and a tun of things to craft.
TehAmelie: blaze rods, a key component to progress in Minecraft
NathanJay_GA: ooh yeah, hitting blaze canisters with fire arrows is really cool
noSmokeFire: right in the off switch
TXC2: for now, just worry about blaze, chillwater and shards
justwhatever_idk: Keestered
wildpeaks: !findquote R1
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DoodlestheGreat: @earthenone, nah. They're AMD CPUs. :tf:
Dragonality: Up da butt
TXC2: IN THE BUTT!
TehAmelie: right in the robutt
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Question: Would you and Cam consider playing Hollow Knight for Talking Simulator?
Earthenone: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
NathanJay_GA: Chat's got butts on its mind
justwhatever_idk: that was purely Robanus
DarkMorford: Oh, it banana-colored Cori today. Hi frands!
NomenNeminis: BrowneePoints I would so watch that.
TXC2: Chat ALWAYS has butts on it's mind
Pal_Friendpatine: kaypikeHEART HZD kaypikeHEART
BrowneePoints: Ooo what about the Hollow Knight Sequel!
CoffeePrincess: no machines are friends, blue means they haven't seen you
noSmokeFire: <scanning for pheasants>
TehAmelie: Hollower Knight?
BrowneePoints: @TehAmelie Silksong
Serifina: The ability to tag animals is so very, very helpful.
Earthenone: Thicc knight?
Laserbeaks_Fury: SIlksong
TXC2: "DANCE! into the fire"
noSmokeFire: o/
Earthenone: !break
Serifina: !break
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NomenNeminis: See you in a bit!
Serifina: @Earthenone Mod only command, sorry. :)
BrowneePoints: lol @Laserbeaks_Fury are you dual watching Cam and Cori too
mtvcdm: So, question
Dragonality: Well, I've gotta do some stuff. Goodbye chat! Goodbye Cori!
mtvcdm: If all the things we hunt are robots.... how do we get meat in our diet
Earthenone: there are small real animals
Earthenone: cori killed 2 foxes
mtvcdm: Ah
justwhatever_idk: and a Pheasant!
BrowneePoints: Yep. Most MacroFauna is gone
rith_the_awakener: From what I've heard you kill a lot of turkeys in this game
BrowneePoints: MicroFauna is still around
Laserbeaks_Fury: You don't have to kill animals
rith_the_awakener: Sup
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TheWarbo: I don't think I had previously read "Even a show like Friday Nights except there's no Magic for some reason!?"
khawl: You don't need to kill critters , but you want to, for all the crafting bits they drop
TXC2: and we're back
TheWarbo: You cannot fast travel without Bony Meat. That checks out
CoffeePrincess: you can buy a Golden Fast Travel, which I 1000000‰ recommend
rith_the_awakener: I do like how this game has Ubisoft towers but they're actually cool
CoffeePrincess: quest
TheWarbo: I would assume the "path" it's showing you is to your target?
CoffeePrincess: it's a quest
Admiralmatt: its a side mission
TXC2: PS4!!!!!
TheWarbo: Chair!
Earthenone: time to get one of the 3 spares
BrowneePoints: I just realized that Cori being in Dev and going to GDC has probably run into one of my good friends
TXC2: Plugged in at both ends you say? Kappa
BITs19_: Thok!?
NathanJay_GA: Thok?
TXC2: Thok, Cousin of Torg
leggettor: Adam? you look different
NathanJay_GA: Someone wanna tell Paul he's in the game?
ConspiracyOfCartographers: t h o k k
justwhatever_idk: Thwack
TehAmelie: Arana Grane
frnknstn: I don't know who this Thok guy is, but I feel he has a rich singing voice
Admiralmatt: are you bypassing all conversations on purpose?
NathanJay_GA: that water must be so damn cold
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TXC2: SUB HYPE NICE
JohnYxDzikU: Are you a girl or a boy?
NomenNeminis: Thok always did look after his party members like newborn pups.
Earthenone: Nice.
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
wildpeaks: Nice
NomenNeminis: JohnYxDzikU Player character is girl
MAPBoardgames: Hi Cori! How goes the dawn zeroing?
TehAmelie: one thing i don't think the game tells you, you just have to tap L3 to start running and then you can let it go to use the control stick like a normal human
JohnYxDzikU: nice
BrowneePoints: @TehAmelie Ah Sprint Toggle
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Brave grips are marked with yellow, but the ledge grab holds are generally white. It's annoying till you get used to it
NomenNeminis: That's why being an outcast in tribal societies was so horrible--you lose the support, resources, and safety of a group.
NomenNeminis: I wonder if he also has a Bluetooth headset...
TXC2: yeah, turns out humans are social creatures
Earthenone: beep boop
khawl: Hmmmm.... We've had a tribesm'n of Asian descent, now African.... A diverse tribe it seems, the tribe must be reasonably sized it seems
justwhatever_idk: "Let me come with you" "No, doing an escort mission as a side quest would be complicated"
TXC2: khawl it's not really, just real diverse
TehAmelie: "arrows cost money. the dead cost nothing."
noSmokeFire: do you have to put the bow away to harvest dinos?
BrowneePoints: @khawl If I remember correctly this is tribalism based on ideology and not ethnicity
TXC2: ^
BrowneePoints: Cuz at this point ethnicity is kind of moot?
noSmokeFire: I want a game where you can build a horse :O
rith_the_awakener: Well I'm off for dinner, bye all!
TXC2: so long rith_the_awakener eat well
NomenNeminis: "hey, I'm a somebody!"
TheWarbo: the supremely competent hunter, spinning in circles failing to pick something up
BrowneePoints: "I'm Caucasian!" "What in the F is a Caucasian?"
TehAmelie: "I'M A LITTLE BUSY ARANA"
sir_jack_DB: stop SCREAMING
NomenNeminis: Interesting achievement title....
MAPBoardgames: Boom! Headshot!
khawl: From what I remember from the game, the tribes do seem to stick to themselves, might be misrembering though
TXC2: I like the 2 different hair styles she has
TXC2: Like one side is a braid, the other is kinda dreadlocks
Antimuffin: Okay I missed a bit there, are we on side quests before finding out why we needed fire arrows or did I miss that part?
TXC2: yes sidequests
Antimuffin: okay cool so I didn't miss story
TXC2: it is a video game after all :P
noSmokeFire: it's probably not important
wildpeaks: I'm sure it can wait
TehAmelie: on one hand there's a plot, but on the other hand there's a ludicrously large map full of stuff
NomenNeminis runs to make tea before we encounter more story
PandasAndPancakes: Have we found out who our mother is?
ZethRuss: Those tracks can be highlighted
CoffeePrincess: you're ignoring it for side quests?
noSmokeFire: @PandasAndPancakes we super have not
noSmokeFire: plot count is at 0
PandasAndPancakes: okie dokes
TXC2: Finding out who our mother is basicaly is an end spoiler
TehAmelie: i do believe the main plot leads to unlocking moar skillz and weapons and stuff though
PandasAndPancakes: I thought Adam found it in the first hour. Maybe I'm misremembering.
TehAmelie: then again, what kind of person actually wants something called a "tripcaster"
p_johnston: spoiler free stream right? until we get to them i mean.
PhoenixMelior: !spoilers
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noSmokeFire: I love the turkey gobbles
TXC2: p_johnston yes, this is cori's first play though
noSmokeFire: but realistically they should be in huge, roving hordes
Antimuffin: do we have any idea wtf a Tripcaster is?
TheWarbo: I like how Aloy presents as a super competent tracker but actually just has her headset do it for her
p_johnston: ok. wanted to mame sure.
p_johnston: make*
wildpeaks: maybe it's a stratocaster and we're going to win over the hearts of robots with a sick guitar solo
TXC2: Antimuffin it's a slingshot that fires, or "casts" traps
khawl: tripwires to be exact
noSmokeFire: lrrFINE
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TXC2: wildpeaks we're a ranger, not a Bard Kappa
khawl: so casting "trips", a tripcaster if you will
TheWarbo: My brain desperately wants 'Trapcast" to be a combination of 'thirst trap' and 'podcast'
TheWarbo: Oh wait, it's tripcaster? Uh, never mind.
TheAinMAP: Everything's mad now.
wildpeaks: good point TX :D
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Insert the Christmas tree into the chicken.
TheWarbo: this is definitely the parts of stealth gameplay that I remember most
wildpeaks: we're trying, lrrbot
TXC2: do we even still have Xmas?
Serifina: I do love just how chaotiv fights can get in this game.
NomenNeminis: What was THAT advice from? Does anyone remember?
wildpeaks: I have no idea
TXC2: NomenNeminis Watch and play is my guess
PandasAndPancakes: Sounds like an adventure game?
Antimuffin: I feel like LRRbot's advice is better if you don't remember.
wildpeaks: maybe spud ?
TehAmelie: i got a feeling it was Monster Hunter
NomenNeminis: TXC2 True; that's a fair guess for anything that weird.
khawl: Do we still have Christmas? What makes you think this is the future?
khawl: is it the robots?
TehAmelie: involving some weapon the size of a christmas tree
jonnykefka: W+P is kind of the default for weird !advice entries, but I don't remember that one
CoffeePrincess: a cool weapon, but I prefer the ropecaster
TXC2: khawl yeah, it's pretty much the robots
offbeatwitch: you're on a side quest
TheWarbo: it's the robots, and also the constant invoking of a "World That Was"
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TehAmelie: i want a Tripcaster that launches dudes named Trip
TXC2: hello Thoros of Myr Kappa
BITs19_: is that Liam Neeson?
Joda011980: night all
TXC2: so long Joda011980 sleep well
SaucyWangs: i've been working on side quests after beating the story/ expansion. should i go ahead and start a new game+?
NomenNeminis: khawl And the fact that early on we found a cave full of modern-speaking dead bodies that left "messages to the future" and mentioned Machu Picdhu
TehAmelie: "and then i took down 20 more, no big"
NomenNeminis: *Picchu
Serifina: You'll need to open your own inventory to fix your equips.
NomenNeminis: This guy's face (not his voice) remind me of Liam Neeson
TheWarbo: Oh right this game has a "War Bow." That has proven to be...confusing to me, in the past.
noSmokeFire: he's got a smoke detector on his necklace
khawl: shhhhh.... this definitely is the dinosaurpast
Earthenone: Drugs?
khawl: just a more cool version of it
sir_jack_DB: "stop acting like a chuff" lol
SaucyWangs: what all can i keep? do i keep weapons/skills/items?
TheWarbo: Universal Serial Blaze
TehAmelie: i like to think the money is just metal filings that no one could possibly have in a pocket without stabbing themselves constantly
wildpeaks: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
ArcOfTheConclave: loot box!
TXC2: "the first one's free"
NomenNeminis: I kinda do and don't hope that choosing the "Stop acting like a chuff" option has him raise his prices. :D
NomenNeminis: Or, he lowers them!
wildpeaks: so the box was a mimic is what you're saying, lrrbot
Antimuffin: Shards are currency, but what are they shards OF? Metal?
NathanJay_GA: yes. metal shards
NomenNeminis: Antimuffin Metal, I think
TehAmelie: oh yeah, there's a lot of different weapons. i remember i ended up having three different bows equipped for different jobs
khawl: There is the crafting menu, you add the weapon mods from there
Laserbeaks_Fury: You add coil mods in the Weapon tab, iirc
Laserbeaks_Fury: Or was it Crafting?
NathanJay_GA: I liked critical ht and lure
SaucyWangs: crafting>modify weapons
p_johnston: i like that at this point he pays you in shard s that you can only use to buy things from him because no one else will talk to you.
Earthenone: so, he pays you in store credit
TehAmelie: i owe my soul to the tripcaster store. . .
TheWarbo: L1: Weapon Wheel?
TehAmelie: sort of like snakes and ladders
TXC2: Climb rope? what is this gym class? Kappa
TheWarbo: what happens if *you* run into the tripwire?
p_johnston: i would actually really love if he only gave you store credit not actuall money.
Earthenone: Hither!
TXC2: oh we got bopped
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm going to give one pertinent hint here, because it's kind of annoying. There are Tutorial quests you unlock when you get new weapons, but you only get credit for them if they are your Active Quest
TehAmelie: sweet headshot there
PhoenixMelior: I missed some stuff, have we got the The Proving yet?
TXC2: nope
Earthenone: nope
p_johnston: no.
Earthenone: still on first avalible sidequests
PhoenixMelior: cool, that's what I thought
TXC2: still doing sidequests
PhoenixMelior: oh take your time Cori, I am the same. Do all sidequests before moving on to story
Antimuffin: Mysterious Thing We Need Fire Arrows For, Which Sounds Ominous But Is Probably Fine
Earthenone: eat all foods beforce bouncing nose
p_johnston: take your time. sidequests are like 70 percent of the game.
PhoenixMelior: unless I know I can come back to the sidequests whenever
khawl: yeah, the weapon tutorial quests kinda suck, due to you having to select them as active, but they do award some easy exp
noSmokeFire: the mighty hunter, foiled by a slight change in elevation
wildpeaks: defeated by a rock, a tragic fate
TXC2: Complete all side quests before bouncing main quests
TehAmelie: insurmountable ankle high walls
PhoenixMelior: txc2 side quests = foods, main quests = nose, confirmed
NomenNeminis: The daughter NPC's animations disturb me somehow.
TXC2: the face animations for everyone sans aloy are.....off
noSmokeFire: the NPCs have kind of distressing eyes, yeah
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Antimuffin: The adults don't look nearly as creepy as the children IMO
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
NomenNeminis: I think the beards hide or distract from the animations a bit for the guys.
PhoenixMelior: reminds me of the FFX remaster, where suddenly everyone's face was blurry except for the party
noSmokeFire: I want someone to do a game where that's intentional
NomenNeminis: That's one problem Ashen doesn't have, for sure. ;)
noSmokeFire: like you stumble into a haunted house or something and your first hint about who's actually a ghost is they're rendered wrong
TehAmelie: kids, so impatient
TheWarbo: "you must learn the exact nature of the trouble at a dramatically appropriate time, not a realistic one"
TXC2: how Heavy do you reckon rost's beard is?
TehAmelie: about 1 kg
diamondmx: this kind of teaching is so frustrating
TehAmelie: same as my hair
NomenNeminis: Depends on how many beads he puts in it.
Antimuffin: "I want you to do a thing tonight. It's important. You might die." "What is it?" "Eh, I'll tell you when we get there."
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NomenNeminis: diamondmx Yeah, unless the actual lesson is trust or patience, I agree wholeheartedly
TXC2: SUB HYPE 24
frnknstn: Is the lesson "Stay up all night before your tests"?
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Hot_Leather_Daddy: Hello~
TheWarbo: "we must both keep silent now" *immediate conversation*
TXC2: hello Hot_Leather_Daddy welcome
Antimuffin: "Aloy, you are ready to leave the starting zone. Out here, mobs are higher level."
wildpeaks: a big one
NomenNeminis: There are NEW beasts?! That's disturbing and suggestive. If we're lucky, it's just ecological shifts.
TheWarbo: Luminous Bonds?
NomenNeminis: I'm guessing we're not lucky
TXC2: depends on how you define luck
TehAmelie: yep. and the ones that have existed since old are showing new behaviors
Earthenone: then why are we up all night?
Earthenone: if not to get lucky
TXC2: maybe we're up for the song?
redbannanas: what a preetty game
NomenNeminis: TXC2 Yeah, protagonists seem to have a special brand of luck: they will get into the WORST situations, but will (almost) always survive them.
Earthenone: why did they not loot their kills? is that just an outcast thing
TheWarbo: Tea&cake or death?
Antimuffin: "No, Rost. I'll just reload from my last save point."
noSmokeFire: it helps that protagonists have time reversal powers
NomenNeminis: My kill or my death--either way, death's involved!
TehAmelie: i guess they were running from this thing
TXC2: Earthenone it's hard to loot when you've been killed :p
Hot_Leather_Daddy: that hair clipping
NomenNeminis: noSmokeFire I was also considering non-videogame protags. But, yeah, videogame player characters are SO cheating.
noSmokeFire: I want this thing to be comically small
khawl: Ah, the Sawtooth, such a cool monster, might be my fave enemy in the game
TheAinMAP: Sawtooths? Sawteeth?
Earthenone: kitty?
ArcOfTheConclave: #firstboss
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Right in front of you.
GarQuithnik: Sabertooth?
BlueMechanic: Maybe it wants a hug
wildpeaks: yup, we saw it too, lrrbot
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noSmokeFire: It's like notaries public: sawstooth
TXC2: GarQuithnik pretty much
TheWarbo: why are you like this
noSmokeFire: scan the kitty
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CoffeePrincess: yes
TehAmelie: Rost is suffering heavily from protagonist mentor syndrome
TheWarbo: This is certainly a weird task for Rost to have been dismissive of you wanting the Tripcaster
Earthenone: more dots
wildpeaks: smart kitty
NomenNeminis: Look at you running with your fire arrow down like that, setting all the tall grass on ablaze...
TXC2: also, how did Rost even know about this?
TehAmelie: this is why i was never into traps
noSmokeFire: kitty's got ups
TheAinMAP: Jumped right over them.
khawl: So. a thing to note, most of the machines have different components on them, say like canisters of blaze that react differently to different weapons
Earthenone: !findquote kitty
LRRbot: Quote #2759: "I want a kitty-lock!" —James [2016-06-10]
Creideiki_SE: @khawl Basically, attack the weak point for massive damage.
NomenNeminis: Does your medicine get used automatically? Is that was the gauges mean?
noSmokeFire: eat its heart!
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NomenNeminis: Precisely to answer questions.
TheWarbo: khawl Does that affect loot? Like if you blow up the Blaze do you not get to loot that?
SuperSickbird: gawd damn, this game so good.
TXC2: NomenNeminis no, you have a pool of healing, and that pool depleats as you use it
Earthenone: 3
khawl: @Creideiki_SE more or less, with the weakpoint just having an elemental weakness of its own
Earthenone: im going to guess 3
TheWarbo: GOT EM
noSmokeFire: I wonder who Rost pissed off to get cast out
NomenNeminis: TXC2 Ah, thanks. I say the green bar deplete and the red one refill proportionally. Was that Cori actively healing, or something else?
GarQuithnik: man hes just rollin the the sounds wiser that it is proverbs
justwhatever_idk: I think they said Rost Chose o be an Outcast
TXC2: NomenNeminis yeah that was Cori healing
NomenNeminis: noSmokeFire Matriarch said Rost was an outcast "by choice."
NomenNeminis: TXC2 Thanks!
offbeatwitch: poof
noSmokeFire: huh
wildpeaks: way to dump this on her right before the big test she's been training for years for, sheesh
Antimuffin: Yes, Aloy clearly doesn't care about anyone else. She only stops to help literally anyone who asks, after all.
noSmokeFire: I *really* like the turkey going off during the heart-to-heart
TehAmelie: pretty much you just have the health bar and the reserve health bar
NomenNeminis: I like Rost, but I'm expecting him to die tragically any scene now.
NomenNeminis: Thanks, Cori! :)
Laserbeaks_Fury: This pouch empty YEET
noSmokeFire: I feel like Rost probably has Anime Blood Cough Disease
SuperSickbird: green bar is your herps cache
Earthenone: its always rough being the father figure in the heroes journey
TheWarbo: So the green bar is Soul. Got it. :-P
TXC2: yeap, never be the Parent to a hero
TXC2: you WILL die young
NomenNeminis: noSmokeFire I wonder if he was an outcast because he chose to raise Aloy.
PhoenixMelior: txc2 you can't control who you give birth to, so isn't the answer just to never have children?
TehAmelie: Rost is older than pretty much anyone in this world though
NomenNeminis: TXC2 And painfully. Same for mentors.
Antimuffin: No, only one parent dies young. The other ones lives just long enough to get them through the tutorial.
TXC2: PhoenixMelior that, or welcome the sweet embrace of death
CoffeePrincess: if you install the dlc, you unlock a 4th skill tree
NomenNeminis: "Human enemies," huh? Well, we all knew it was coming.
Grevas13: so is this a replay, or is cori getting to experience the game for the first time?
noSmokeFire: @NomenNeminis I thought they gave him Aloy *because* he was alrreay outcast. Maybe I misunderstood, though
Earthenone: this is coris first time
TehAmelie: i don't remember if you end up killing way more humans than anything else or just about the same
noSmokeFire: @Grevas13 first time
Grevas13: lucky her.
CoffeePrincess: that's doesn't require finishing the main or dlc stories
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Cori! How many dawns are we at? :P
TXC2: hello Sarah_Serinde
SuperSickbird: Sound design so good
Sarah_Serinde: TXC2 slytqHi
NomenNeminis: noSmokeFire I couldn't tell. Either seems to be supported by the dialogue (or at least what I remember of it.)
diamondmx: I think your weak point to arrows might also be your face, Cori
Grevas13: such a good game. hopefully they've fixed some of the out-of-order dialogue
Antimuffin: Personally my weak point is everywhere?
NomenNeminis: Sarah_Serinde We had a very Lion King-esque dawn early on!
PhoenixMelior: I wish this game was on PC
TheWarbo: Does "Horizon Zero Dawn" have an in-game meaning, or is it just "a name which is suitably epic for this game"?
Rourke9: I guess the father and daughter just stayed there outside all night
Earthenone: yes
Antimuffin: Like I don't know about you guys, but I don't have a fancy exoskeleton or anything.
Grevas13: @TheWarbo there is a meaning
Sarah_Serinde: NomenNeminis katesNice
SuperSickbird: @TheWarbo They explain the name in the story
Antimuffin: Like it's pretty much all weak point.
TXC2: no it has a meaning, it's SUPER Spoilery though
wildpeaks: the double
TehAmelie: do you have a bead on what you need to kill to build a bigger backpack? that's pretty much always the biggest priority as i recall
PhoenixMelior: everything in this game has a meaning and it's all super spoilery
TheWarbo: Good to no. Because as has been noted, we've had at least two Very Important dawns this game; one was even horizon-y
NomenNeminis: TXC2 Nice, I love it when games do that!
TheWarbo: *know
Earthenone: i think meat animals are the backpack animals
PhoenixMelior: it's like Danganronpa V3. Everything is a spoiler, even that.
Laserbeaks_Fury: My backpack's got jets
TheWarbo: love to use Rich Meat to improve the carrying capacity of my satchel
NomenNeminis: I missed some stuff; is there a currency in this game, or is it all barter?
Antimuffin: Shards are currency
NomenNeminis: Thanks
TXC2: chat is it bad if the dog keeps licking my right foot?
Earthenone: the currency are metal shards, so its kind of both as the currency is a usuable thing
TXC2: like never the left, only the right?
Earthenone: can you pet the dog?
NomenNeminis: "It's time? Can you tell me all the things now?"
TXC2: nope, can't reach
CoffeePrincess: @nomenneminis metal shards are a sorta currency
Creideiki_SE: @Earthenone No, and it bugs me immensely. I want to pet the robot dinosaurs and tell them they've been good boys and/or girls!
khawl: And if I remember right, some of the more interesting stuff also costs some other machine bits and bobs to by in addition to the shards
Grevas13: exposition!
TehAmelie: Teersa sounds like the kind of name you end up with when someone spelled your birth certificate wrong
TXC2: TehAmelie ALL the names are like that :p
NomenNeminis: To be fair, "Birth Certificate" is easy to misspell. Kappa
TehAmelie: but it's just Teresa spelled wrong
PhoenixMelior: Aloy needs no advice :P
TXC2: Subtle game, subtle
khawl: I mean we play a character called alloy, the daughter of rust
noSmokeFire: "I have a plan! To commit tax fraud!"
TheWarbo: Aloy is Yoshi?
TXC2: "Attachment" YOU'RE HER FUCKING DAD!
NomenNeminis: You raised, trained, and loved her. You don't get to call that an "attachment" of hers.
Antimuffin: Is this like when Arya had to pretend she didn't love her dog any more?
diamondmx: such a stupid plan
TXC2: Antimuffin YES
NomenNeminis: Hug
TehAmelie: the matriarchs were super ticked off that he treated her with any love of course
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat and Cori, how goes the Dawn?
TXC2: hello TheMerricat welcome
NomenNeminis: At least they both understand exactly what that was.
NomenNeminis: "Bleed" can be a transitive word! :3
noSmokeFire: yay! it's cool grandma!
SuperSickbird: Hippie mom is nice.
TXC2: convenient
noSmokeFire: grandma gonna give us some pocket candy
NomenNeminis: I'm surprised she's still alive!
Grevas13: grandma don't give any fucks
TXC2: note how Teresa has now Aged a day in 18 years
TXC2: *not
Earthenone: nanomachines?
NomenNeminis: TXC2 Oh yeah
noSmokeFire: Machine juices are great for the skin
redbannanas: wheres she going to stat i dowt they have hilton
Grevas13: why make two models for a bit part?
TehAmelie: "I have looked like this since i was 12"
ArcOfTheConclave: The Shepard Shuffle?
Antimuffin: Aloy: "But....I don't have a dance emote!"
noSmokeFire: it's been fun hanging out, but I gotta go. nice stream, cori o/
justwhatever_idk: don't shake the baby!
NomenNeminis: Need....dance...button....
Earthenone: clearly you need to buy dance emotes as dlc
TehAmelie: Rost never taught us to groove
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TXC2: We'd dance like shepherd wouldn't we?
offbeatwitch: :o
TXC2: TheMerricat lrrHEART
justwhatever_idk: Big Money
TehAmelie: woo
TheMerricat: For a second I thought those rabbits were human legs.
NomenNeminis: Huh, her brother was ill and she DIDN'T ask you for help! She must not know you're the player character. Kappa
Zaghrog: lrrHEART lrrHEART sergeGift
oldwolf30: oh jeez thanks @TheMerricat
Juliamon: This is such a weird 'hand-warming' animation
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Stoffern: Teeeb
TXC2: also, heres teb, who should be 30 ish now
TehAmelie: howdy
NomenNeminis: He also has barely aged.
justwhatever_idk: Teeeeeeeeeeb
TehAmelie: it's all that tab he's been drinking
TehAmelie: it's a preservative
wildpeaks: yess
Antimuffin: YES
mtvcdm: Clothes!
Antimuffin: OUTFITS
justwhatever_idk: Free Pants!
ArcOfTheConclave: Fashion Dawn
Rourke9: Im glad he correctly guessed out size!
TheWarbo: I serve the tribe as Stitcher. they all get their podcasts from me
Grevas13: aloy hasn't learned to be nice yet
NomenNeminis: Friend get!
TheMerricat: Lucky I've been spying on you so I know your exact measurements!
OmnipotentTrevor: And then immediately buy a better one and never wear his
TehAmelie: time for some Horizon Zero Dress
redbannanas: wait so she was to rude to let him thank her so HE makes her clothes
justwhatever_idk: Horizon: Zero Dawn, Hundreds of Fasion
NomenNeminis: TheMerricat Good point
wildpeaks: don't even worry about it
tehlordofelves: he was sizing you up
ArcOfTheConclave: yay! game mechanics
NomenNeminis: Dang it, Teb. Don't be creepy. You're like the second friendly person we have.
wildpeaks: the trade-off between looking awesome and even more awesome
NomenNeminis: (minus Rost)
NomenNeminis: So we have tomatoes in this world.
SuperSickbird: "huh, huh... you might die... good luck"
TehAmelie: this is basically valpurgisnacht where i live
Grevas13: i am fully guilty of wearing the clothes i like instead of the "optimal" clothes in this game
Antimuffin: That background dancer is the least enthusiastic I have ever seen.
tehlordofelves: ghost drums
NomenNeminis: Aloy is not into this.
Earthenone: maybe your bluetooth?
TXC2: our hearts Kappa
redbannanas: cori looks deeply upset
SerGarretCameron: your soul.
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Never drink sea water, even mixed with fresh water.
SuperSickbird: @Grevas13 yes! the carja ones are the coolest.
OmnipotentTrevor: Hidden drummer under the stage?
justwhatever_idk: I wonder what language they were singing or if it was just phonmemes
NomenNeminis: I'm having the weirdest Mega Man Legends flashbacks...
justwhatever_idk: phonmemes was a typo but I like the term
TXC2: justwhatever_idk sounded like primal screams to me
Earthenone: why do the kids get the good seats
NomenNeminis: Earthenone because they're short and this is probably a talk for the kids anyways.
Coinman1863: Those drums almost seem like an off kilter jazz group
TXC2: almost positive that climbing on someone's roof counts as tresspassing
TehAmelie: considering how many hundreds of people live in this world they probably treasure children above all else
Earthenone: i guess you are "on" there property
Grevas13: i was always a fan of the banuk ice hunter outfit
Earthenone: in a matter of speaking
NomenNeminis: "And then the great prophet Ludd arrived..."
TXC2: "the Ipod nano!"
TheMerricat: I'm assuming we are not suppose to know the spoiler concerning this world yet.
Earthenone: correct
ArcOfTheConclave: great and terrible is a great phrase.
wildpeaks: indeed merricat
TXC2: we do not
NomenNeminis: Aloy just subtly adjust her hair to cover her bluetooth thingy.
justwhatever_idk: no spoilers please
Grevas13: it takes a while to get there, if i remember correctly
Antimuffin: The Metal Devil sounds like something an old person would call an iphone.
Earthenone: but... what if they are cute
NomenNeminis: So, good servant, but bad master?
TehAmelie: i'm only picturing The Metal who shows up to kick Jack Black's butt when they do No One Can Destroy the Metal live
tehlordofelves: spock takes the one ring to gallifrey in order for groot to destroy it
wildpeaks: sounds legit
TXC2: I kinda want that movie :P
TheAinMAP: She's looping? Is she the machine?
Antimuffin: Liam Neeson? What are you doing here?
NomenNeminis: Antimuffin I know, right?!
sir_jack_DB: no pressure, geez
JasoMan1st007: was that a wink?
TehAmelie: and Snape kills Aeris with the sled
redbannanas: so he showing favoritism just like my teacher?
JasoMan1st007: is he giving others bad gear?
NomenNeminis: We can have slings AND arrows! Of outrageous fortune!
SuperSickbird: Open them
SuperSickbird: Open the sample boxes
wildpeaks: so decadent
TheMerricat: I'd say that was more likely Ben Kingsley in his Trevor Slattery getup.
Antimuffin: Did we open any sample boxes yet? Like what's in them? Random mats?
Earthenone: a cash cashe
Antimuffin: Well that answers my question.
TheMerricat: By Cori!
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
TheMerricat: Later TXC2
Earthenone: have a good one
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
NomenNeminis: Yes, when going into a fighting competition/trial, you should definitely use brand-new, unfamiliar weapons. Kappa
Juliamon: Goodnight TXC2
TheWarbo: night
consolehandheldgamer: quick nap time
NomenNeminis: 'Night, TXC2 Thanks for hanging out and answering questions lrrHEART
TheMerricat: I just realized today is Monday, this is Cori's first stream of the game isn't it. For some reason I thought I had already missed one.
Earthenone: i imagine that will happen alot with the format of this show
Grevas13: first stream, and still in the tutorial section
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TheWarbo: well that is certainly an outfit
Earthenone: where is the peace banner?
TheWarbo: "Hold Your Fruit"
NomenNeminis: "hold your fruit" is great!
SuperSickbird: Bung. LUL
redbannanas: can they breath under the banner of peace
Grevas13: erend is my fav
NomenNeminis: Ah, that kind of king.
Grevas13: pocket tomatoes
TheWarbo holds his fruit
NomenNeminis: Mods, can we add "Hold your fruit" to advice, please?
cambo212: I just love the guy who glances at his tomato
wildpeaks: some kind of.. kingslayer
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Anubis169: done
SerGarretCameron: throws ear.
redbannanas: thats valuable fruit don't throw it
redbannanas: also lending him your ears would hurt ALOT
TehAmelie: they must have hot springs, or something more science fictiony
consolehandheldgamer: would you rather hold your fruit or hold your horses?
Earthenone: is that person bluetooth compatable?
NomenNeminis: Did he wear a red outfit so the tomato stains wouldn't show?
wildpeaks: that timing
TheMerricat: LOL
Glodenox: That timing is wonderful
GDwarf: Perfect timing
TheAinMAP: Huh.
Rourke9: did you hurt the video man?
NomenNeminis: AMAXING TIMING
NomenNeminis: *AMAZING
SuperSickbird: 4Head
Anubis169: !advice
LRRbot: Shoot it until it dies.
CamelAttack: It knows about this game's blasphemies!
consolehandheldgamer: that's a highlight
TehAmelie: mutttonchops club here
Anubis169: well.. it's in there somewhere
NomenNeminis: Anubis169 Thanks!
Anubis169: manYES
redbannanas: sorry missed the first part WHERE DID SHE GET ONE
TehAmelie: fell into a forbidden cave
Grevas13: @redbannanas she fell into a ruin when she was a kid
Earthenone: she fell in a hole and took it off a corspe when she was 6
tehlordofelves: ooh la la
redbannanas: thanks graves and tehamelie
NomenNeminis: Wait, wait, wait... a "Sun King" who is the 14th? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_XIV_of_France
SuperSickbird: That makes sense.
redbannanas: if you kill people does it make someone else wanna stop killing people?
NomenNeminis: The sun son!
redbannanas: so stop takling about
redbannanas: it
TheWarbo: ps4 y
wildpeaks: controller, controller please
NomenNeminis: That was less good timing, PS4.
Zaghrog: seems like a hardware issue
richard_ermen: Good ol´ps-4 controller..
redbannanas: era major or minor?
Admiralmatt: did you try unplugging it?
diamondmx: burn controller, get new one
Admiralmatt: it might be the cable
NomenNeminis: This guy's also pretty "direct."
Earthenone: did the fire nation attack?
NomenNeminis: Sounds like the machines adapted to what you were doing to them, frankly. Depends on if their just aggressive, or more "rabid."
NomenNeminis: "Ask away." "Bye"
Grevas13: @NomenNeminis these questions do get answered.
NomenNeminis: Grevas13 I figured. :) I'm enjoying my speculation in the interim, though.
richard_ermen: This is kinda cute in it´s innocence.
redbannanas: "my towns better than yours so abandon your old new life and come have a new new life
Snowwraith: I do love she's just inherently cynical and questioning of everything due to being brought up outside of society.
underhill33: lrrHEART Teersa lrrHEART
Snowwraith: And also doesn't care for excessive niceties.
NomenNeminis: Please don't die, mother figure!
Saunabath: "Sailing the skies, setting forests on fire."
TheWarbo: :-P
TehAmelie: and then everything was fixed forever!
SuperSickbird: @Saunabath LUL
NomenNeminis: Seriously, though, many people probably had their mothers die in childbirth, hunting, disease, or so many other things. Who makes the lanterns in that case?
ParanoidRabbit: Also, my ear is on fire
OmnipotentTrevor: I ended up turning off a lot of the waypointing in this game for a large part of it, just to explore on my own
SuperSickbird: Sketchball AF
TheWarbo: I love how this device has a setting for "find named NPCs"
Snowwraith: Well, they're probably have some family, Aloy doesn't have any.
Grevas13: i imagine the elders or other family members
Snowwraith: Only someone outcast from society.
NomenNeminis: This guy sounds familiar.... to IMDB!
Earthenone: and the game paused
NomenNeminis: "yeah, I've 'delved,' but I was SIX"
Grevas13: all the time
TheWarbo: "plain-hammered"
RvLeshrac: For the record, this game looks good on a PS4, and amazing on a PS4 Pro.
Grevas13: i like the regional phrases in this game. they put a lot of effort into making each culture distinctive
Snowwraith: Pro mostly just let you run it at 60fps or 4k I think?
Earthenone: ahh, the good life
RvLeshrac: Snowwraith: Games designed for it also get some extra features, and a steadier framerate in general.
wildpeaks: oh good
Rourke9: so suspicious
Snowwraith: Yeah, the framerate would probably be nice, but it's pretty good normally.
NomenNeminis: Do we know the rules for this trial? Are you eliminated by death only?
Earthenone: we know there is one winner that gets a wish and others can still pass
Rourke9: she had to expect these questions
Grevas13: @NomenNeminis finishing is the only goal. aloy becomes nora if she finishes, and gets a boon from the elders if she wins
Rhonlore: deflect! deflect!
SuperSickbird: So good!!!!!
redbannanas: she's being quite rude to smoothen whos
redbannanas: said she wants to talk to you and made you a lantern
Snowwraith: I entirely missed this conversation.
SuperSickbird: start early, and often
diamondmx: lol, Aloy, so right.
Grevas13: i love how even teersa, who is clearly more forward-thinking than the other matriarchs, is still a flawed character.
wildpeaks: ouch
TehAmelie: and if your great-grandchild should die, tough luck
Snowwraith: She's still bound by her traditions, she just bends them more often.
Earthenone: to...winning the proving?
silenceaux: hehehehe
silenceaux: I appreciate Vala
Earthenone: bast...lard they really cant spell
Critterbot: What an unlikable git.
TehAmelie: if you don't change your clothes he'll complain you don't respect the tribe, i guess
ParanoidRabbit: Aaah, teens
Critterbot: Wooow, this is gonna make it sooo much more satisfying when you win.
TehAmelie: non stop zingers, did she grow up watching TV or something?
Earthenone: she grew up on the internet :P
GlennSeto: I stepped out for a bit. Are we still at the tournament?
Snowwraith: More like she had no-one but Rost to talk to and snark at.
Antimuffin: Crap, what did I miss after the break?
redbannanas: glennseto yes were at the turnament
NomenNeminis: I got called away (right after the lantern ceremony), wha't happening now?
Grevas13: @Antimuffin nothing big. a bit of snark and olin being sketchy
SuperSickbird: JTT is the best. He's gonna win.
NomenNeminis: *what's
GlennSeto: Is Goku going to win this one or is it a lesson about defeat? ;)
Earthenone: we are starting the tornament
TehAmelie: you can't prove that it's NOT the proving
Earthenone: jackie chun?
GlennSeto: Winning?
SuperSickbird: "Loot your Trophy"
Grevas13: @GlennSeto it's a lesson of some sort. telling would be spoilers, though
OmnipotentTrevor: You have to grab a trophy here
Snowwraith: The game doesn't really tell you except in the objectives.
GlennSeto: @Grevas13 I've played the game a little beyond this point, but you're right. :)
silenceaux: You know, if you shot that guy out here in all the confusion, nobody could prove it wasn't an accident
NomenNeminis: I don't *want* you to shoot someone, but I'm curious what happens if you shoot a fellow contestant.
TehAmelie: another trophy, you say? i've got two https://i.imgur.com/GyIOJ8Q.gif
NomenNeminis: Auto-fail, or just a warning?
Snowwraith: Nah, Bast is just a jerk
Grevas13: no friendly fire
ParanoidRabbit: GOURGED
Grevas13: sadly
GlennSeto: @silenceaux I feel arrow wounds would cause suspicion, but there has to be a way to fake a good trampling.
NomenNeminis: The poor mecha-reindeer never asked for this.
GDwarf: Gotta go fast
Earthenone: gotta go fast
ParanoidRabbit: She's gotta ketchup
GDwarf: I do wonder what the *point* of robotic herbivores is
Earthenone: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
NomenNeminis: Use your focus thingy?
Grevas13: @GDwarf that is explained later, and along with most stuff in this game, is a huge spoiler
silenceaux: GlennSeto My aim slipped, the creature circled me, sun was in my eyes
GlennSeto: Random fun fact: Ashly Burch did not do the mo-cap for the base game and felt very intimidated when they asked her to do it for the expansion.
GlennSeto: @silenceaux New bow... ;)
GDwarf: Isn't this arguably cheating?
TehAmelie: of course you have to prove yourself ten times more than the ones who were clever enough to be born to the right parents. . .
NomenNeminis: Apparently no? GDwarf
Grevas13: the only rule is to finish. this is still part of the brave trail
Grevas13: just not one that anyone else is confident enough to try
NomenNeminis: I'm surprised we're the only outcast competing, if that seems to be the only way back into the tribe.
mtvcdm: We're taking the scenic route.
Snowwraith: Outcasts are not normally made of kids it seems.
Roland_Malius: i think the idea is its still technically a legal trail, just not one they want anyone using
NomenNeminis: Snowwraith Ah.
GDwarf: It looks like you can only take this test when you hit the age of majority, not after that?
GlennSeto: They never specified jetpacks not being legal.
Snowwraith: Yeah, this is what people normally do when they come of age as a rite of passage and all that.
Grevas13: the fakeout!
NomenNeminis: Knew it!
TehAmelie: if they're pissy enough to make laws, we can be pissy enough to exploit them
GlennSeto: Damn, old lady gots jokes.
wildpeaks: and they lived happily ever after
SuperSickbird: "Now tell me who my Mom is!"
Kykiwi: DED
mtvcdm: Welp
Brok3nGol3m: well that didn't last long
Snowwraith: It's also implied not all outcasts are made outcasts for life.
NomenNeminis: Also, blondie doesn't get to talk about cheating, but I doubt anyone would believe Aloy.
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NomenNeminis: Snowwraith Right, I'd forgotten the "served his time" line.
GlennSeto: "So who did the elder say won?" "Bas, of course."
TehAmelie: this is threading some vague line between an ambush and a war
ParanoidRabbit: Time to murder some dudes!
Critterbot: Not with that attitude.
wildpeaks: time to kick all the butts
Grevas13: we actually meet a termed outcast fairly soon. a permanent outcast either did real bad shit, or is aloy
Earthenone: looks like humans are flamable
TehAmelie: mama, i just killed a man
Lithobraker: dinos dinos dinos
Perrr333: Combat system looks similar to AC odyssey
Rourke9: huh, power button symbol
silenceaux: I guess those masks are hell on their peripheral vision
Antimuffin: Does time stop in menus? Like could she pause to get her level up skill?
wildpeaks: no witnesses ? Adam, is that you ? :D
Grevas13: yes, menus stop time
Earthenone: ahh, adams stealth policy is shared by these invaders
GlennSeto: "Put a bow inside my hand, pulled the drawstring, now he's dead..."
NomenNeminis: Judging by the "power button" symbol, are these the machine-worshiping dudes? If so, they don't seem to have much high tech stuff.
Grevas13: @NomenNeminis give it a sec
GlennSeto: Wow, Bas is going through every 'Nam line in the book.
Snowwraith: Human fights are the worst part of this game.
Earthenone: we have now killed more people than we have met who dident want to kill us
NomenNeminis: Grevas13 Yeah, my ray-gun takes soooo long to boot up.
mtvcdm: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
DoubleDeezCrumpets: Their weapons are probably solar powered
TehAmelie: we have now killed at least five times more people than we have ever talked to
Perrr333: Very like AC Odyssey
DandyGeek: oh that's bad
NomenNeminis: Ah.
mtvcdm: Sure.
CoffeePrincess: I get a phone call and miss the proving!
GlennSeto: Vala morgulis?
GDwarf: He's remarkably easy to hear through that mouth-obscuring mask
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Mash L2.
Grevas13: don't bring a bow to a minigun fight
TehAmelie: this is much more thrilling to watch than to do
Snowwraith: He's good at projecting.
wildpeaks: oh we're gonna mash his L2, don't you worry lrrbot
GorgonsMind subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
GorgonsMind: Secretly, Aloy is Rambo's descendant
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, GorgonsMind! (Today's storm count: 40)
Cinntoastmin: that gattling gun killed your friends considerably quicker than its killing you
NomenNeminis: CoffeePrincess They cheated, but we still won and then the participants were immediately attacked by these folks who seem to have at least one mini-gum.
NomenNeminis: *gun
TehAmelie: do humans suspect traps, you think?
GlennSeto: @GorgonsMind I would play the hell out of a good stealth/action game about Rambo's daughter.
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, meowzhuxi! (Today's storm count: 41)
RvLeshrac: Setting people on fire is always a good idea.
redbannanas: everyone else dies in one shot she takes like 8 and is still fine
TheCheeseStandAlone subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
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TehAmelie: now i just really want to watch a remake of Rambo 4 but it's about his daughter
GlennSeto: @redbannanas She's made of stronger alloy.
SuperSickbird: @redbannanas she has a bag full of herns
SuperSickbird: herbs*
NomenNeminis: redbannanas Player character powers. It's really unfair.
NomenNeminis: YEEESSSS
SuperSickbird: Hello!
NomenNeminis: "Deathbringer gun"??!
Juliamon: Now I have a m---dammit
mtvcdm: Now we are the Rambo.
SuperSickbird: "Now I've got a machine gun"
TehAmelie: you have only succeeded in increasing my inventory of dakka
Earthenone: now we can get rid of that silly "bow" right
redbannanas: is it orin
GlennSeto: @TehAmelie I think Rambo 5 was supposed to be about her, but I think she's now going to be a friend's daughter.
TehAmelie: eh, close enough
wildpeaks: he has a focus too
GDwarf: How does one even get a necklace made of bullets in this day and age?
TheWarbo: I like how the Focus devices, like lightsabers, seem to have good colors and bad colors
TehAmelie: he's on the good drugs
DandyGeek: that dude is beefy
GlennSeto: @TehAmelie Well, it's still more of a damsel situation in the movie they're making. =/
BrowneePoints: I mean it was in a non lethal spot
redbannanas: you think he would toss her off the cliff not on
TehAmelie: bluh
Snowwraith: Same place one gets a heavy machine gun I imagine.
JosephDeath: "non-lethal" I'm fairly sure it clipped at least a lung
NomenNeminis: Yeah. Saw that coming. Still hurts.
Saunabath: Cutscene incompetence. The only weakness of a player character
Grevas13: tragic father-figure-itis
Snowwraith: Also nearly being choked to death tends to take the wind out of you.
wildpeaks: lrrCOW
NomenNeminis: Is masked guy gonna secretly help us, or do we escape on our own?
Mangledpixel: big bada boom?
redbannanas: that doesn't seem safe
GlennSeto: Rains of Castamere? Harsh choice in music.
TehAmelie: soo what was the point of that? sacrifices to the sun god, or do they know something about Aloy?
OmnipotentTrevor: The old villain "set up a death trap, leave, and hope they died"
NomenNeminis: ^
wildpeaks: *splat*
Antimuffin: Why didn't he just jump off with her?
Earthenone: mmm, whatcha saaaaaaaay
mtvcdm: "Survive." -tosses off cliff
redbannanas: "oh the guy didn't throw you off the cliff let me do that for you"
Snowwraith: They probably want to leave before the *entire* tribe shows up.
Grevas13: @TehAmelie it's explained later, super spoiler for now
Perrr333: Is this the start of the game?
TheWarbo: Are we going to be found by a Jabari fisherman?
ZachtlyAsIntended: It's like playing the game explains the game
NomenNeminis: OmnipotentTrevor WHY didn't they just shoot/stab her THEN blow her up? It sounded like they were specifically after "the red-hair"
mtvcdm: LRRBot, provide wisdom in this moment.
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2384: "Now stick the wheels on your butt!" —Ian [2016-04-26]
wildpeaks: thank you for your wisdom, lrrbot
SuperSickbird: Wakes up in back of Skyrim cart.
NomenNeminis: !advice
LRRbot: Shave the sky.
Grevas13: @NomenNeminis he did slit aloy's throat. probably thought she was dead, but he got distracted by rost's arrow
Snowwraith: I always forget how good and weird this sequence is
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSPOOP
OmnipotentTrevor: NomenNeminis: You actually get the chance to ask that man why he didn't just kill you on the cliff later
wildpeaks: we might be somewhat tripping
TehAmelie: Rost is toast
TheWarbo: a nightmare? yeah...that tracks
TehAmelie: (incredible wordplay for us swedes)
Snowwraith: It's probably unnerving.
Antimuffin: So did anyone else survive to know that she won?
NomenNeminis: Grevas13 I was criticizing the cleanup crew, but I guess you're right and they trusted Choke Hold Man.
Snowwraith: *properly
ProfessorMembrane: Curious she's wearing jeans now. ?
Th3HolyMoose: Hair physics!
SuperSickbird: TressFX
Earthenone: she wants to get her headset then get back to bed
HavenJunde: @Antimuffin some of the unnamed braves maybe survived
Snowwraith: This game has a lot of good hair and cloth physics. I approve greatly.
TehAmelie: your dad is dead! level up
ProfessorMembrane: See, Bluetooth is teh debbil
BloodnBullets: needs some tunes to sleep to
TheWarbo: The menu is part of your bluetooth
OmnipotentTrevor: I get the feeling Aloy has a not entirely healthy dependency on that device
NomenNeminis: "The Womb of the Mountain"...and now all I can think about is that clip of Adam playing this that ended up in the highlights.
GlennSeto: Sacred mountain! Through the tunnel! Sacred mountain!
TehAmelie: it's like an iphone on crack when the rest of the world doesn't even have TV
PhoenixMelior: the PS4 will be the death of Cori
ProfessorMembrane: Secret tunnel?!
GlennSeto: There is a bunch of stuff coming up, so this would be a good time to quit.
TehAmelie: are we on a tight schedule?
Snowwraith: It autosavess frequently, but it's hard to know when it has sometimes.
wildpeaks: B O W
SuperSickbird: Thanks for saving my bow... what about the deathbringer gun?
TehAmelie: böw
TheWarbo: I like that that had subtitles.
NomenNeminis: OmnipotentTrevor Yeah. Tbf, though, she has had it since she was six and it's saved her life many time.
Critterbot: Excuse me, who's a savage?
NomenNeminis: Target Imaging is us, right?
TehAmelie: THEIR guys are savages, OUR guys are braves
NomenNeminis: No more TED talks, do you hear me?
Antimuffin: That's a different book.
JasoMan1st007: 99.47% is not your mother
SuperSickbird: I think Nebula is messing with our focus
redbannanas: yeah it should be 50% as your mother
ParanoidRabbit: Isn't that difference basicly what's between you and a chimpanzee?
frnknstn: I like how the bow on her back looks like wings
silenceaux: could be 99.47% certainty that they're your mother?
jakale: to the birthiron 5000
redbannanas: is she her mother?
Snowwraith: You are 90%+ like a banana.
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2376 patrons for a total of $14,163.50 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
wildpeaks: but but, such cliffhanger
Antimuffin: SUSPENSE
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are back in the world of Modded Minecraft. We're playing Paths of Magic 3! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (18:03 from now).
Brok3nGol3m: thank you for streams!
NomenNeminis: Are we a clone?
ProfessorMembrane: 99.47% Mitochondrial DNA match = mother
TehAmelie: it seems like a reasonable figure for a clone. or a mom for writers who didn't do any math
mtvcdm: !discord
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ParanoidRabbit: Cammaster!
Critterbot: Dang, that sure was a haeckuva thing, can't wait for more next time!
mtvcdm: !twitter
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
ParanoidRabbit: Dark Souls!
NomenNeminis: Whoot!
RvLeshrac: Yeah, you don't actually "have 50% of the DNA of your parents"
TheWarbo: Nope At Night
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ParanoidRabbit: Thank you for hanging out with us!
redbannanas: bye
ZachtlyAsIntended: Oh yeah! You became a Detroit Human!
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
frnknstn: Thanks for the stream!
NomenNeminis: "Noping at Night' is a radio show I would not listen to.
Antimuffin: Wait so we have to wait for Saturday?
Earthenone: mitochondrions. yes, that explains everything
Earthenone: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/events
GlennSeto: Thanks for the stream, Cori!
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
Grevas13: as someone who has played this game, i'm enjoying the theories
Earthenone: !patreon
LRRbot: 2376 patrons for a total of $14,163.50 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
Earthenone: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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Brok3nGol3m: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
NomenNeminis: Thanks, Cori!
Glodenox: Byeè
the_number_two2: Ayyy DS with Cam and Cori sounds rad!
Glodenox: Bye!*
Th3HolyMoose: bye, thanks for stream <3
Th3HolyMoose: awesome looking game too
BishopSansPants: Does anyone know if Dice Friends is going to be D&D this time around or another system?
Antimuffin: Too many suspenses, I hope I can catch the next one
vegetalss4: Thanks for the stream.
Juliamon: BishopSansPants It's a direct continuation from the Burning Bright campaign
Earthenone: that was the everyone is a paladin one right?
cheetoJack: I think its safe to assume that its the same as the last one
BishopSansPants: @Juliamon Ah, I don't think I caught that campaign. I'll take a look. Thanks!
frnknstn: Oh sweet! Paladin campaign?
Juliamon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKQ4lOY2pGE Trailer for anyone who missed it
NomenNeminis: Juliamon Oh, yay! I liked that campaign and its premise a lot. Just finished re-watching it, in fact.
Juliamon: Yeah, I'm gonna try to find some time this week to rewatch it too
NomenNeminis: Having trailers for Dice Friends campaigns seems like a great idea.
PhoenixMelior: it does. Helps people plan whether or not they want to watch the campaign
TehAmelie: gives a point of reference to watch from too
PhoenixMelior: oh I love when the electrical engineers run away when I have questions I need answered lol
malc: ooh a trailer. that is useful
TehAmelie: TFW you suddenly figure out a much better way to write a single sentence in the middle of your 150 000 word manuscript 7 years later
malc: I am always afraid to read anything I've written after the fact because I am sure I'll hate how I wrote it
PhoenixMelior: ^
malc: though I have written substantially less than you