sacrenos: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at the world of video games. Game: Dark Souls) at Tue 02:00 PM PDT (15m from now).
r10pez10: ah, the ur-game
PhoenixMelior: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #5578: "No, don't punch my butt! My butt is not for punchin'." —James [2018-12-11]
wildpeaks: then what are butts for
agmitter: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at the world of video games. Game: Dark Souls) at Tue 02:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Stay focused.
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at the world of video games. Game: Dark Souls) at Tue 02:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
PhoenixMelior: wildpeaks it's only James' butt that isn't specifically for punching
Metric_Furlong: 'sitting on', generally
PhoenixMelior: listening to Moonglow and seriously wondering why I ever enjoyed Avantasia
r10pez10: i'm sitting on my butt right now
wildpeaks: So butts are support characters
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior eh, we all make mistakes
Metric_Furlong: such as me: deciding just now to try and see what that album sounded like
PhoenixMelior: also WHY IS THERE A COVER OF MANIAC ON THIS ALBUM
Metric_Furlong: I'm sorry what
PhoenixMelior: PARDONFUCK
Metric_Furlong: oh god there is
PhoenixMelior: IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD https://youtu.be/rxCtD4Dc-yY
SnackPak_: Hi everyone
PhoenixMelior: well there's my first "NOPE" of 2019
Metric_Furlong: I'm almost consider adding this to the 'Covers' chamber of the Forbidden Vault
PhoenixMelior: maybe Rotting Christ will be good. Or, it'll be a VERY different type of nope
wildpeaks: I guess I have garbage tastes because that song seems fine ?
PhoenixMelior: I don't know if it's THAT bad Metric
PhoenixMelior: it's just... really not exciting
SnackPak_: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
wildpeaks: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Nigouki: aww yiiissss, time for some GIT GUD
Metric_Furlong: yeah, that's a point
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Today on Talking Sim, Cameron and Cori are lighting up the bonfires in Dark Souls: Become Human. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D5_ivwrUYAAl1Tm.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1125867750247657473
Metric_Furlong: especially compared to some of the worst stuff currently in The Vaul
Metric_Furlong: t
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wildpeaks: I hope we get to play Eastshade on TS one day, ti's such a peaceful game
niccus: did you know that the underground railroad went through anor londo
Metric_Furlong: also, LRR Souls is happening again
PhoenixMelior: indeed
wildpeaks: so, bets on how many LRR people end up reinstalling and replaying Dark Souls :D
Nigouki: "Today on Talking Sim, Cameron and Cori play something they actually enjoy"
kumatsu: Time for Cam to drop a sick Katana
CopperAstronaut: Yo Yo
Seirhune: Here we are, back at the beginning?
niccus: well they just survived the dark souls of games analysis, so regular dark souls can't be that much more difficult
TehAmelie: i'm sure most of them have yet to install the Remaster
Laserbeaks_Fury: fast roll....fast roll
kynelwynn: As someone presently working through Sekiro, I am curious how the commentary will flow in regards of difficulty and pattern recognition
Metric_Furlong: wildpeaks the thing to remember with TS is that it usually has to be a game the cast know and have played, so it's not worth getting your hopes up about any specific game you'd like to see turning up on it
levraifdp: france
frosty_dog7: Kappa
islanderscaper: critroleBees
levraifdp: hi everybody
TehAmelie: aloha
snake12341: Heyo Cam
hotgreenflames: Hi Yall!!!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: HAI
sir_jack_DB: HI!
Brok3nGol3m: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
xInsertPunHerex: this is just kingdom hearts critical mode but darker
TheWarbo: corner Cori!
kynelwynn: Cam and Cori and Cori and Cam
tim19862: Hello katesWave
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Metric_Furlong: anyway, I got enough DS the first year they started streaming it, so I'll be heading off now. have a good stream everyone
19will97: Hey just in time
prcargill: No more brain bleeds from bad games? :P
niccus: it's ok i guess
ThatWhichNeverWas: Wooo It Be Talkin Time!
Laserbeaks_Fury: I hear this is the Dark SOuls of Vidceo Games
wildpeaks: a gud game
LegionofLashes: every time
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Prof_Poppinoff: Time to git gud
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: """"good """"
CopperAstronaut: Hurray for good games.
azureHaights: Cori evolved into: Tallcori!
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kumatsu: Celebrating Detroit finally being over!
BishopSansPants: Ah, the Dark Souls of Talking Sim.
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coolbond: wait more dark souls talking sim?
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kumatsu: Is Dark Souls.... Good? unarmeHmm
ThatWhichNeverWas: I hear that Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls, dontchaknow.
Alness49: Ah, time to wash that bad, bad taste out of our mouthes
TehAmelie: palate cleanser, anti-emetic, potato, tomato
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TeiranDragon: Behold, 42 months, and it feels like I've been watching you guys play dark souls the whole time. And I still enjoy watching it be played.
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azureHaights: Needed a palate cleanser, and there's only so much Glendronach to go around
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Stoffern: Cori is PUMPED
Silver_Kn1ght: Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of Metroid-vanias
kynelwynn: Character name: The Chat
Kraest: Oh thank god im here for the first hour I’m so fucking happy lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
PaperDoopliss: Pyromancer is optimal nakedness
Lettuce_Toast: Oh boy here we goooo
Questhere: all the naked
tim19862: wasn't dark souls TS episode 2?
NubbinsInc: Rush NKH!
NubbinsInc: BKH*
Silver_Kn1ght: tim19862 ep 1
ThatWhichNeverWas: Pants Are For The Weak!
kraxos23: that press start sound is orgasmic
azureHaights: On a scale of 1 to Conan
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what build are we doing?
DoodlestheGreat: So taking a bit of a palate cleanser after licking the bottom of David's Birdcage?
mtvcdm: !smash
LRRbot: Put Peppa Pig in Smash, you cowards!
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Fizzicist13: What an obvious Bloodborne ripoff, smdh
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tim19862: ah, thanks Silver_Kn1ght
SuperSugarSloth: For those that enjoy them, Starbomb has a song relevant to this game on their new album. :D
wildpeaks: inspirational skin
mtvcdm: So LRRBot recommends the Peppa Pig build.
RebekahWSD: It's why I like games that allow you to turn helmet visuals off
Alness49: Why are we chosing the face, when the back of the head is what we're REALLY looking at
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mysticsage1: Just got my thesis approved ,so I'm excited to spend time anaylizing games
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TehAmelie: applewood smoked zombie
SquareDotCube: Eh, it's your usual Facegen head and face texture
Rhynerd: Maybe it’s a scar?
Garfman314: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:19.
niccus: so the first thing we'll see past character creation is that everything is pizza, right
Laserbeaks_Fury: Where do you see yourself in 10 levels?
TehAmelie: i once managed to create someone with hair that didn't quite connect to her forehead
Lettuce_Toast: I figured they just upgraded several textures
kynelwynn: So, about character creation. Making an avatar of yourself (power fantasy), or just something you wish to gaze at (eye candy)?
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TraceBullet: don't change anything, but make it better
wildpeaks: fashion souls
SquareDotCube: Note: Facegen is what's used in Oblivion and Fallout 3 (though F3 is a lot more customized)
Lettuce_Toast: Or the usual route of a gormless monstrosity
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know, the RE2 remake is a strong argument for updating
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: and give it Achievements, for achievement nuts like me
ThatWhichNeverWas: You give it another once over; clean up the code a bit, new textures, bugfixes....
Silver_Kn1ght: upgraded particles, 60fps, a few quality of life improvements
sacrenos: I had that experience with GTA 3
ContingentCat: imagination is powerful
tim19862: yeah! very surprising
TehAmelie: heh, i remember expressions and things in FF6
mtvcdm: A remaster is 'make it match my sepia-toned rose-colored-glasses remembrance of the game.'
margieargie: I mean, the -cutscenes- had those...
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Tangsm: I'd imagine you optimize for newer controllers. Though they haven't let you rotate the controller to drink your estus.
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ThatWhichNeverWas: Basically you file off the rough edges revealed through X years of gameplay
BishopSansPants: That's how I feel about Legend of Dragoon.
Alness49: I think of any games that remaster, this is the one that has to be conservative with the remaster, given how into the bones of it the fanbase goes
aesir_blade: Being able to jump at 60fps
Questhere: how would you define a remaster vs remake
e_bloc: YNWA
Lettuce_Toast: The 60fps, improved spell and particle effects and upgraded textures were pretty much it
NubbinsInc: UI scaling
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SteelCityExile: Woah. Detroit: Become Human has taken a weird turn in the the act.
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @TehAmelie i'm playing through 6 again now - I love how much expression they got with those sprites, and timing, dialogue, etc
Spiralgoggles: L3 jump
ayirbudd: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:15.
NubbinsInc: UI scaling was a big deal
Alness49: "jump"
ayirbudd: aww hell yeah im here for itttt
Silver_Kn1ght: also made you clip off ladders and through elevators
Laserbeaks_Fury: I have shifted position and would love a Mass Effect remake that brought the game play in line with sequels
kraxos23: they could have made the gameplay better
TehAmelie: the ability to chug multiple frozen souls at the same time seems nice, but somehow they made it slower. . .
InquisitorJL: dsfix, which came out on day of release of the PC version, because FromSoft were that bad at PC porting
wildpeaks: and always going left in circles, I heard it's an important part too
ayirbudd: thats right cori! thats because there is treasure below
tim19862: half the jumping distance?! Why was that related to FPS?
NubbinsInc: Key rebinds I think was also a big deal
Lettuce_Toast: I just hope they fix mass effect 1's inventory system
Questhere: mash attack, win game
sacrenos: what platform are you playing on?
Nigouki: !quote R1
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Silver_Kn1ght: tim19862 because for some reason it calculated how far you could move with how many frames you would be in the air.
margieargie: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
vegetalss4: Yeah, people would really have disliked any change to the game play in this.
wildpeaks: the gameplay is pretty much part of the brand, can't change it
RedTriad: dank smols!
tim19862: ah, thanks again Silver_Kn1ght
RainbowPhoenix06: is the Dark Souls: Become Human a joke or a typo?
sivakrytos: hence the jumping thing
dialMforMara: @rainbowphoenix06 joke
Silver_Kn1ght: tim19862 np, I know... a lot about this game
dialMforMara: Both because Detroit Become Human just happened, and because you do gain and lose humanity in Dark Souls
dialMforMara: Did they fix the camera issues Cam was always complaining about?
RainbowPhoenix06: yay!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Okay this is legitimately better than I remember
sacrenos: DS1 remastered on switch is amazing :) I really love to farm some stuff during my commute, and deal with bosses once I get home
Lettuce_Toast: Man even the sound effects make me burn with nostalgia
TehAmelie: if you gain 99 humanity score you win, right?
PaperDoopliss: !getgud
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: !quote R1
ThatWhichNeverWas: Changing substrate is ALWAYS problematic. It's like translating to another language, you may get a 'literal' conversion but you lose a llot via changes in subtext.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: !findquote R1
I_Am_Clockwork: Darksouls! my favorite!
wildpeaks: we live here now
NubbinsInc: Maintain giant circumcision position
Alness49: There's comfort, and there's appreciation of the evolution of a genre/series
kynelwynn: As a point of comparison with other From games. How do you feel about this game's mechanics and gameplay feel versus Sekiro, Bloodbourne, even Dark Souls 3..?
Nigouki: thanks margieargie, i barely know the triggers
SuperSugarSloth: Mmm... man jerky
Brok3nGol3m: that guy's got some gas
TehAmelie: i wonder what Oscar is even doing there
wildpeaks: why axis, why
SuperSugarSloth: hu-man meats
margieargie: @Nigouki That is one of the... more esoteric ones.
coolbond: reverse? you monster
GlennSeto: Hello friends! :D Any special conceit or approach to this Talking Sim/Dark Souls session?
BishopSansPants: Good, someone else who uses inverted sticks, haha.
tipulsar85: are we still in the Asylum for grinding?
Lettuce_Toast: Everybody asks why axis but nobody asks how axis
Laserbeaks_Fury: Man, when did the correct orientation of the Y-Axis become "reverse"? Kappa
PaperDoopliss: @TehAmelie About to get spiked through the ceiling by the Asylum demon, presumably, since it's also up there
VoyRising: Hello Cori and Cameron! Hello chat! sergeHi sergeFriend
NubbinsInc: @BishopSansPants I thought I was the only one
Silver_Kn1ght: @LoadingReadyRun you can rebind jump to L3 if you don't want to jump every time you run
BishopSansPants: Ah yes, back when the men were planes and the women were tanks.
tim19862: leiiLit
mercano82: I'm in a similar boat. The first game I played using mouselook was Decent.
sivakrytos: i tend to think of it as controlling the camera
wildpeaks: it said the thing
vegetalss4: lrrAWESOME
TwoSenses: BibleThump
Alness49: It's almost like they give you options for the Y-axis!
ghostvalv: lrrHORN
NanashiSword: Greetings folks! Are we the dark souls yet?
Baldrash: You forgot the 100%.
sivakrytos: to make the camera point up, you'd move it downward
VoyRising: Cameron, did you ever play one of the early Chuck Yeager flight sims?
wildpeaks: llaPraise
TehAmelie: ha, do you want your jumps to be tied to the run button or to the control stick?
Mivair: oh good a "shield"
ThatWhichNeverWas: Personal Headcanon from someone who's never played this game - This is a game about Existential Horror via Meaninglessness. The environment of this game is one of endless, changeless repitition. there is no hope because there is no change, which is represented in-game via Flame.
Orgmastron: 6% Doki Doki
SuperSugarSloth: I do enjoy the Dark Souls games visually, but I enjoyed Bloodborne's even more.
Laserbeaks_Fury: You totally haven't played this opening 100 times
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TwoSenses: Remember: try jumping :kappa:
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GlennSeto: Randomizer run?
ThatWhichNeverWas: I've watched/read a LOT about it.
Katten_Rastyr: Darksouls TS?
hajnal_endot: chop chop watching motherfuckers drop
Lettuce_Toast: Dark souls 1 is by far the slowest of the series
sivakrytos: ds combat is very slow, yes
NubbinsInc: Bruh estus flask!!!
Katten_Rastyr: @ThatWhichNeverWas That's a good read on it actually
TehAmelie: i beleive the term is "tactical"
wildpeaks: why a year, to let them fix bugs first, or worried about randos ?
GlennSeto: Cam probably hasn't played this much before. Kappa
kynelwynn: Save the parrying for Sekiro
mercano82: First time, every time
Mivair: Still better at parrying than me
Silver_Kn1ght: ThatWhichNeverWas not half bad
ehsteveG: Sekiro feels like a very fun return to Tenchu but with DS boss fights
Lettuce_Toast: May as well get the practice in
WithoutAnAce: Sek-year-o
VoyRising: How much DS has Cori seen/played?
ThatWhichNeverWas: Woo, not crazy! :D
hajnal_endot: clearly all dks players need parry training in the furi pits
kynelwynn: @ehsteveG It was meant to be Tenchu, but there arouse complications with the IP between From and the owners. So they salvaged the mechanics and made their own ninja game
Silver_Kn1ght: Parry is a like fighting with one hand behind your back until you figure it out, then the enemy loses both arms
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think God of War had some parry gameplay
ehsteveG: @kynelwynn That's what I've heard :(
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Alness49: It's your "Awesome Mode" button
NanashiSword: I never really got the hang of parrying in this.
hajnal_endot: hitting them with a mace after a parry is like playing fucking tee ball
Thandres: sekiros parrying system feels sooo good
coolbond: and a hell of a lot easier to pull off
kynelwynn: Sekiro punishes you for not parrying
Lettuce_Toast: There's always a weird moment when you can 'feel' when to parry and suddenly half the enemies in the game are a cakewalk
coolbond: thank god for the blade dance
GlennSeto: Oh yeah, the gun counters in Bloodborne...
Alness49: Sekiro gives you multiple parries, because why would you use the wrong one?
tipulsar85: The thing is Dead Cells has only two dodge options, Jump or roll...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does the game seem....tall?
coolbond: i still suck at parrying but thanks to the blade dance i actually can parry
TehAmelie: you also get to be invincible while you're doing your sweet crits. more important because it's cool than for any tactical value
CaKnuckleguy: The straights are at it again...?
Silver_Kn1ght: Laserbeaks_Fury if you mean that the world is much bigger than the characters then yes, that is by design
VoyRising: The Surge
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Surge?
vegetalss4: I wanna say Surge?
Vyous: Salt & Sanctuary also does that.
kynelwynn: There was that one fantasy one with unique graphics. All the characters are faceless. Adam played it
Alness49: It's interesting that Sekiro didn't do the "dropped souls/cash", because that just made death more of a rap on the head than a learning experience
ayirbudd: the surge is frustrating af
sivakrytos: many games punish you more for death which, seems to be taking the wrong lesson from dark souls tho
TehAmelie: if you ask me the key thing they're all failing to rip off (other than the exquisite map design that's hard to copy) is the stamina bar
Lettuce_Toast: Even dark souls 2 made that mistake
ayirbudd: smack that booty!
Silver_Kn1ght: Ragdolls were taking on the DS2 engine, had trouble rendering them without slowing down
kynelwynn: @Alness49 Sekiro punishes you for dying by killing your progress in skill points and money, while also having the chance to increase Dragonrot on NPCs
InquisitorJL: Hollow Knight has both the chance to get back your currency, and parries, though the parries are less efffective and harder to time
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Obey Heather.
NanashiSword: toasty demon
Bladinus: benginTry benginTry benginTry
ForOhForError: ewwwwwww
TehAmelie: ew, don't remind me, i just watched Chernobyl
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: #MyGodTheSmell
CataclysmicReverb: Its okay, Assylum demon wears axe bodyspray
GlennSeto: Oh, so that's what weakens the floor.
Earthenone: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #3986: "I can't calculate the value of this friendship" —Heather [2017-02-10]
Katten_Rastyr: Souls doesn't really punish you for dying, it punishes you for being greedy and dumb. death is just a symptom of that.
control_rig: CORI. We don't mention the swamps of Dagobah
pyrehand: Nier automata does that
zerragonoss: Its kinda amusing that dark souls is seen as so dark when its narrative is fundamentally about hope and persistence.
PostmodernApocalypse: Hollow Knight is amaze!!
pyrehand: recover drops after death that is
Alness49: @kynelwynn Yeah, which is the rap on the head. "You died, idiot". Which is very un-souls
ThatWhichNeverWas: Completely OT - I didn't get to see TTSF live, but I think Cam's new mini should smell like a blend of Protein Powder and Monster Energy Drink.
sivakrytos: hollow knight actually does the inspired by dark souls well
Lucien0451: Yay, Hollow Knight is so good!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hollow Knight is a lot closer to Dark Souls than Metroid
TehAmelie: well, the most ardent fans of the game seem to think Kaathe is the good guy
ThatWhichNeverWas: BIRB
control_rig: Caw!
GlennSeto: ded
Hingadora: Got a hug!
kynelwynn: Birb frand
Kraest: Sup Russel
Lettuce_Toast: NieR Automata does have the drop thing, along with the timed dodge which is parry-like
Earthenone: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
Rhynerd: Welcome to Birb
theinvulnerabletide: and then you'll be joined with their family forever. :D
kynelwynn: Have you discussed the crow symbology and prevalence in From games before?
GlennSeto: Oh, you get to meet them for a long while, depending on how you look at it.
control_rig: Dark Birb? Birb Souls?
Mivair: "The land of the ancient lords. Lord Land."
ThatWhichNeverWas: Knock knock open up the door is SWEET JEBUS GIANT CROW
Baldrash: I miss Moosey.
Laserbeaks_Fury: That draw distance.....
TheWooglie: Make a book?
SuperSugarSloth: I have a DnD character who has a raven familiar I named Pickle.
Lettuce_Toast: Suddenly. Tree!
Alness49: *Carried off by bird* This is why I don't like Twitter
TehAmelie: yeep "Lordran" is up there with "Thedas"
kynelwynn: You should, Cam! I've told you from the start of Moosey stuff it would make great children's book material.
W0NT0M: Talking Sim playing DS? more like Dying Sim LUL
ThatWhichNeverWas: Music be pretty. Kinda melancholy.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh no, now I really notice the mouths never moving
GlennSeto: I'm partial towards the Majula theme, but I get the sentiment.
TehAmelie: (THE Dragon Age Setting)
Katten_Rastyr: @zerragonoss I always see Dark Souls as an analogue for fighting depression honestly.
control_rig: Oof, I hadn't thought of her
control_rig: That
Katten_Rastyr: cirPls
1y1e: music is brain hacks
Crokoking: i have switched to a lligh alarm ages ago - makes you wake up much happier
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ardengnome: Yeah I’ve done that with temporal shenanigans as my wake up song
Kraest: I have that reaction to a couple of ringtones
Lettuce_Toast: I maintain Dark Souls mechanically, for the player and in the narrative is about persistence
kynelwynn: Sekiro mouths move though!
Rhynerd: Yeah, that’s why I changed my alarm songs to ones I skip over and whatnot.
InquisitorJL: I listened to my favourite album when I went to Uni. I had to drop out for medical reasons and now I really struggle to listen to it
Alness49: Well given that 50% of the cast is in helmets, do we want to animate the mouths?
TehAmelie: it would be weird if Anastasia the fire keeper got a remastered mouth
GlennSeto: Is From's pre-Demon's Souls output any good?
Katten_Rastyr: A Dark Souls dungeon crawler? I'd play the hell outta that
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Thandres: i think recently i found out why the "loosing currency, but chance to get it back, but you keep progress" works so well in Metroidvanias: You get to keep your "progress" through the area, so when you get an item or upgrade, but die you dont have to go through the whole process to get the items in the world again and can decide if it is worth it to go get your currency back or if the area where you died is too annoying to care. It especially dawned upon me when i played a more traditional metroid
kynelwynn: Screw you Frampton! I ain't got shit to say to you!
caoinlean: So weird. my account was suspended and then deleted? I'm not sure why. I don't stream and barely chat.
Lettuce_Toast: @GlennSeto Armoured core is still going but it's some good stuff
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Kykiwi: no need
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Baldrash: @GlennSeto I haven't played the King's Field games, which are the spiritual predecessor, but they also made the Armored Core series, which I found to be a lot of fun.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Which gets harder and harder as you repeat the same sections
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TehAmelie: the souls from boss fights are the tastiest ;_;
Alness49: You never lose. The game never stops.
vegetalss4: One thing I really like about Dark Souls difficulty is that I keep getting this feeling that Dark souls believe in me.
PostmodernApocalypse: yeah when you finally get there it feels so good
sacrenos: Soft brick? hell yea
Lettuce_Toast: If you tried your damned hardest, sure
PaperDoopliss: I once got a simultaneous kill against Seath and bricked it
TehAmelie: there are like 3 places you can actually get stuck, but even then if you're out of homeward bones you got your dark sign
GarQuithnik: you can get stuck in certain parts if you are unlucky
greatwahooney: See you on the vod, chat!
Lettuce_Toast: Falling without control
GarQuithnik: like the area near gravelord nito
niccus: apparently if you do enough damage to Priscilla in one hit, you get stuck in painted world
sacrenos: hit the npc near the bonfire at firelink as soon as you arrive, and try to get anywhere after that when you are new to the game :P
Alness49: Every step you take gets you closer, even if you don't intend it
dialMforMara: you can give up out of frustration
dialMforMara: that's how I would lose this game
Rhynerd: Somebody rang a bell!
kynelwynn: Work the groin, Cam!
Lettuce_Toast: Oh are we grabbing the bass cannon?
InquisitorJL: same way a person goes fully hollow when they lose something to live for
dialMforMara: or be so grossed out by the Gaping Dragon that I ragequit
kynelwynn: That's some undertale level of philosophy
TehAmelie: i delete so many characters, but then i recreate them
PostmodernApocalypse: @dialmformara Yeah that boss is yikes
Alness49: You can lose your life and keep going. It's when you lose your hope that you truely die
sacrenos: forward + r2
TehAmelie: forward and strong attack
1y1e: it's sekiro's skeleton
zerragonoss: the timing is just finicky.
girlpainting: has it ever been established in the loor, why hollows are hostile towards the "sane" people and not between each other?
ThatWhichNeverWas: This is somewhat attached to what I said earlier - when you cease to play your character, they are no longer capable of changing. From an in-universe POV, they become locked into a cycle which they can no-longer get out of. This leads in turn back to Fire - the bonfires allow you to change your characters attibutes, but more importantly change where the 'cycle' would restart.
Alness49: The controls are not smooth, it can feel more like operating heavy machinery then piloting a badass
kynelwynn: Frame advantage!
NathanJay_GA: just an undead and a giant skeleton swinging weapons in each others general direction
sacrenos: dont forget the binoculars
GlennSeto: Envy?
Lettuce_Toast: I think it's mentioned they envy your humanity and desire your souls
Alness49: I think it's the crab mentality
Thandres: maybe they sense the remaining humanity in you
TehAmelie: it's probably cause you're the chosen one. they hate your life force that steals the souls from all the kills in the world
Alness49: If you can do this, what's their excuse?
ContingentCat: revenge for the unfairness of not being chosen?
theeviljaffa: i always figured they were after your dark-soul tm
Silver_Kn1ght: Probably for the best that Noted Skeleton Racist Alex Steacy isn't here
rocketjohn: the hollowed are like dogs chasing cars
Raziel14085: Yay, Cameron playing Dark Souls! One of my favourite LRR people playing one of my favourite games!
vegetalss4: I like the humanity explanation, but I assumed it was just that they were usually members of the same factions back when they had a sense of self and therefore you are an intruder in a way the other hollows aren't.
girlpainting: out of coffee
Gekyouryuu: I think they did that in an episode of The Walking Dead
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Don't forget to dive.
Lettuce_Toast: Nice
kynelwynn: nice!
wildpeaks: lrrbot on point
NathanJay_GA: see you next fall!
ThatWhichNeverWas: Flawless Vicotry!
NanashiSword: Punt him of the cliff
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Yikes!"
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aWabbajack: have a nice trip!
silverstar216: Does that count?
margieargie: Bye!
Alness49: There is a hollow at the bottom who is in for a bad day
Kykiwi: the clay more!
ayirbudd: ZWEIHANDER
Rhynerd: He’s exploring a whole new land now.
Lettuce_Toast: Bass Cannon and the binoculars
sacrenos: they let you aim some spells
Lettuce_Toast: There we are
GlennSeto: Cam, be honest: Do you ever use the binoculars?
BogglesUrMind: Wasn't DS one of (if not the) first Talking Sim?
ThatWhichNeverWas: This is basically what Snorsh looks like.
Silver_Kn1ght: They can help you free aim spells
VoyRising: Power up the Bass Cannon
Silver_Kn1ght: BogglesUrMind ep 1
DoctorOfBeard: good for aiming bows
TehAmelie: i like to make all those skellies run off the cliffs. never bother out-damaging them though
Alness49: There's a sense of a world
CataclysmicReverb: That's the undead burg
Lettuce_Toast: That down there is meant to be the lower burg right?
GoodSirMortimer: Pretty sure that's the Undead Burg
TehAmelie: it's the ONLY double secret door too
GlennSeto: Oh, that's the crown of the Great Hollow?
Nigouki: so when it says Touch Bloodstain, do you kneel down and start tasting it like Connor does?
girlpainting: nope, undead burg is on top
girlpainting: nope
Katten_Rastyr: It's a super secret super optional area! cirHappy
Lettuce_Toast: The lower half, yeah
Dusk_Shine: Awww, it's snuggly the crow!
kynelwynn: From games love to show you places you can get to eventually. Loved that in sekiro
Silver_Kn1ght: that's lower burg, probably
Alness49: Nice to hear the bells ringing, good day today
Rhynerd: So many bells being rung today.
Kraest: It’s not undead burg
ThatWhichNeverWas: I have a serious love for games which build up an environment, tell you how the tools work and, then just says Go.
Laserbeaks_Fury: But you do instantly deduce how they died
theeviljaffa: that is another thing the devs weren't scared to just let the players miss whole swathes of the game
GlennSeto: No android laws in Lordran.
NathanJay_GA: whats this about drinking blood?
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Kykiwi: but i would find that more interesting if connor could taste with his fingers
Lettuce_Toast: Like connor takes off his shoe and just slurps up blood with his big toe
ThatWhichNeverWas: Don't kinkshame Connor!
Alness49: Just pop open a compartment containing the mass spectrometer
TehAmelie: you can google for a super neat map of Undead Burg from the art book and then stare at it for hours and wonder at how it all fits together
Nigouki: oh god I'm sorry for bringing this up again ;_;
girlpainting: so, cameron and cori, how would you compare DS1 to its newer iterations like bloodborn and ds3 and the newest edition sekiro....dos DS1 age well?
VoyRising: Would it be gross, though, if it was a purely mechanical orifice that didn't have a human analog?
kalateth: all of blighttown
GlennSeto: And then you proceed to list two thirds of the game.
BogglesUrMind: So I've been playing Nioh recently, and I am shocked how many conventions from DS1 (And Demon Souls for that matter) are still just as solid as they were when they came out.
GlennSeto: But hey, free composite bow.
Alness49: There's a buyin, but once it gets you...
kynelwynn: On the subject of remaster. Would Dark Souls 2 be a good game to remaster? What if they changed the mechancis and gameplay to be closer to DS1/3?
PaperDoopliss: I liked Blighttown. It was the right kind of oppressive
Kykiwi: i always been ok with blight town just the frame rate that has the thing that bugged me
MercurialVox: a satisfying core gameplay loop forgives a lot of sins
Vyous: I will admit that I have played part of all 3 dark souls, as well as demon souls, and have only completed demon souls
Silver_Kn1ght: kynelwynn you mean Scholar of the First Sin?
Lettuce_Toast: The descent into blighttown sucks but the pit is fine for me
zerragonoss: Blighttown is miserable but I don't think its poor design like most the second half the game.
Erudite_Cynic: Boshy?
Alness49: The difficulty is not the whole thing.
RedTriad: I just watched the Detroit streams and Cam mentioned that the androids just started following Markus. I noticed that it's similar behavior to worker bees which the game does bring up in magazines.
StudioAlchemist: When trying to convince people to try DS, I often end up using Cam's metaphor about a teenager bragging about how much it burned when he slammed his dad's twenty-year-old scotch.
Jeezy56: crystal caves is a pain to navigate
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ravenlord_xix: I was just about to bring up his review
kalateth: @PaperDoopliss theres oppressive... then there's blighttowns snipers shooting your ass with those toxic darts...
Lettuce_Toast: The one piece of poor design in this game I can think of is Bed of Chaos
ehsteveG: It's the difference between Miracle of Sounds "You DIed" and "Embers Rise"
erloas: I think they've already made it farther in this game than I did when I tried it
Mivair: 5 years last month
Mivair: *a couple months ago
girlpainting: soooo...what DOS make this game good then?
ThatWhichNeverWas: At this point the reason I don't want to play DS is simply I'm unwilling to sink the time in it qould require.
CompletelyUnsure: !findquote whiskey
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TehAmelie: i find the way to make Blighttown tolerable is to just run around ignoring all the enemies and ignoring being poisoned, pick up the sweet loots and don't stay there. . .hm
Alness49: Honestly, Yahtzee was how I got into this game, and that's because he sat down and said: "Do this, get this far, then make up your mind. Don't feel shame for this advice, everyone else got told this too"
misskale: the Minotaur boss in this is still my oddest win because I lucked into the dodge that made it fall off the cliff...
Kraest: I once had a dude absolutely raging at me because I said I liked this game for the lore, and he just couldn’t understand and claimed that there was none, it exists only to be difficult.
sivakrytos: i didn't mind blighttown? idk. i didn't mind the ocarina of time water temple either and people seem to hate that
TehAmelie: going straight for the most difficult areas you can reach at the start here sort of undecuts the message, Cam lrrBEEJ
Silver_Kn1ght: Kraest that poor soul
Kraest: @silver_kn1ght right? He’d apparently beaten it a ton of times but never realised that there was lore. XD
girlpainting: well, cameron playes the game in a verry specific order all the time...for example, why are you HERE right now?
VoyRising: @TehAmelie I don't think I've ever seen Cam -not- beeline directly for the skeletons and New Londo.
innovativemethods: just popping humanity like it ain't no thing
GlennSeto: To me, Dark Souls is almost like a strategy game. Non-stop minor and major resource-related decisions.#
Lettuce_Toast: Everything about dark souls makes you work for it, including the story and I enjoy that it feels like I'm actually looking for and can find out what happened instead of some guy just infodumping me at the midpoint
Kykiwi: to me i usally find my slef comparing DS to zelda in a way
Silver_Kn1ght: VoyRising free composite bow
ThatWhichNeverWas: Arguably the desire for answers is exactly what should be what's compelling you forward. Because Horror.
Lettuce_Toast: What are we down here for anyways? The ember?
ThatWhichNeverWas: Git Gud, (Praise The) Son.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think Cameron wants the bow
Silver_Kn1ght: Lettuce_Toast can't get the ember yet, free composite bow
Kraest: @thatwhichneverwas That’s basically my entire playthrough of Subnautica, currently. XD
Lettuce_Toast: @Silver_Kn1ght Oh! Yes of course
GlennSeto: The free bow.
Crowbar_Is_Ready: i've never actually played long enough to get into this area...i really ought to go back to this game
Qalten: There have been very few games since DS that have evoked such a strong blending of atmosphere and story
GlennSeto: He always comes for the bow.
TehAmelie: must be embarrassing for the pyromancer to have cheap basic firebombs do your job better than your own spell at the start
BITs19_: !uptime
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Kraest: @qalten The Soulsborne games have completely spoiled me because of exactly that. Everything else feels lacking since I played them.
VoyRising: ghosty roasty
TehAmelie: i also like running here first thing to get all the shiny lootz, but i don't fight anything :x
BigMoneyMTG: Wait Dark Souls and no Adam? :O
GlennSeto: I found it to be useful in a recent DS2 run as well.
Kykiwi: oof
Lettuce_Toast: Tbh, I only come here if I feel like fighting the ghosts. Actually running from this is a nightmare
GoodSirMortimer: There it is
CamelAttack: To the void!
girlpainting: jimmyt1Cheese
VoyRising: I always come down here first for the firekeeper soul, usually after spending souls so it doesn't matter if I die while getting it.
Gekyouryuu: so, here's a question: if we're revisiting this, will we revisit, say, monster hunter world when the expansion comes out?
NanashiSword: to shreds you say?
755yoyo: lrrAWW
wildpeaks: and so it begins
Alness49: Dark Souls! *jazz hands*
Nigouki: is the soundboard still connected? D:
RaemSturm: Just your usual Dark souls to see here
NathanJay_GA: just a part of the dark souls experience :D
Rhynerd: This animation.
Silver_Kn1ght: This animation of falling off the edge is a really smooth one
GlennSeto: But you can trade in the shard now, if you haven't already.
jpss92400: there goes our no death run
ThatWhichNeverWas: Question: Would it be better or worse if, instead of "You Died", the screen said "You Failed"?
BrindleBoar: eeeyyy a less depressing talking sim subject, hooray!
white_wampa: Just look at this invincible damage!
girlpainting: critroleBlowdart
kharnor: Don't worry this animation. Be kind to this animation.
Silver_Kn1ght: so much for permadeath, Milt would be disappointed
TheWarbo: yeah the spike-topped elevator thing is...weird
Lettuce_Toast: and just hop right down the shaft
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, the first elevator shaft you find in this game has a secret. Every other elevator in this game is death.
TehAmelie: small brain: leaving the elevator down and having to crank it back up when you die. big brain: sending the elevator back up for when you die. galaxy brain: pave the save when you die
RaemSturm: well, in hollow knight they have spikes on every roof, so of course on every elevator as well
GlennSeto: That's the big brain play.
Nigouki: i want to say it was Adam who played this last on stream here when he played the Switch version?
rarermonsters: Sending the Elevator back up is admitting defeat.
Alness49: Send the elevator up. Got it.
rarermonsters: Burn your bridges
Dusk_Shine: I got the remaster on steam and it chugs pretty badly, but i have no idea why
VoyRising: Homeward bones. =D
rarermonsters: Kill your NPCs
girlpainting: @LoadingReadyRun
girlpainting: oops
chesul: that depends on if you're planning to bone home or now.
chesul: *not
theeviljaffa: they will take you all the way down the elevator shaft]#
Earthenone: can we get back to the body now that we have burned through consumables?
girlpainting: @ LoadingReadyRun , how would you compare DS1 to its newer iterations? has it aged well?
silenceaux: bonne homme
coolbond: que death montage
rarermonsters: Homeward Bone will always sound like the porno parody of Homeward Bound
TheWarbo: "this time we're gonna be perfect" certainly feels like a lead-in to "narrator voice:"
GlennSeto: :D
NathanJay_GA: oh, are we going to Quebec City?
RaemSturm: yeah, sending the elevator up is like saying "i cant do this" - not sending it up shows your confidence!
ardengnome: @earthenone we got fists of fire, he got this
Silver_Kn1ght: DeS aged pretty poorly
VoyRising: You're not missing much having nto played DeS, Cam.
VoyRising: It's...not good.
bioboygamer: World tendency.
BrindleBoar: Scraping Spear probably better left in the past.
GlennSeto: Memorable bosses, though.
silenceaux: I'm sorry, did Cori just say _worse_ camera because
Lettuce_Toast: Demon's Souls has less quality of life stuff
TehAmelie: i think in Demon Souls you are glued to the ground like it was 2D
Earthenone: i played deamons souls when i was young enough to put up with this type of game
wildpeaks: like comparing sunless skies with sunless sea
TheWarbo: lrrGARBO with souls
PaperDoopliss: Demon's Souls was legit, particularly when it didn't have anything like Dark Souls to compare it to
Elspeth_Tirel: I mean, the games already felt kinda dated on release IMO
aWabbajack: lrrFINE lrrGARBO
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wall Hacks
Alness49: Demon Souls had a "you die, you lose half your max heath until a major milestone" mechanic, which is a mistake.
Dusk_Shine: deaaath
ThatWhichNeverWas: From what I heard, they made the critical error of 'Listening To The Fans'.
Lettuce_Toast: Maiden Astraea is one of my favourite soulsborne bosses though
PaperDoopliss: Sunless Sea is better though :P
kynelwynn: Demons' Souls, where you must farm your healing tiem
Vyous: I will never miss Demon Souls' spinning wheel skelies
Crowbar_Is_Ready: i really liked DeSouls, but i also did the "optimal run' for the platinum trophy, so i abused the stockpile thomas glitch like crazy
rarermonsters: Dark Souls sits on the event horizon of how unfriendly a souls game can be while still being fun. Demon Souls is in the singularity
Raziel14085: Question for everyone, what is your favourite Soulsbourne game?
aesir_blade: needs a dramatic katana-sheathing there
BrindleBoar: the double
TehAmelie: this one
monakai: [slits throat almost all the way] That'll teach you. Now get out of here!
rarermonsters: Nioh
stateofcomatose: @loadingreadyrun Have either of you played Ashen? It is the first non-Souls game I have found that has the same feel and sense of accomplishment
VoyRising: @Raziel14085 DkS3.
Comrademik: can you backstab the ghosts?
kynelwynn: @Raziel14085 Bloodborne thus far.
PostmodernApocalypse: DS3
PaperDoopliss: @Raziel14085 Probably Sekiro actually. It's a bit watered down and "mainstream", but it's just incredibly well-executed
Kraest: @raziel14085 I have a huge Hunter’s Mark tattoo on my forearm. Does that answer the question? XD
GoodSirMortimer: @Raziel14085 Bloodborne, with DS 3 closely following
Lettuce_Toast: 3 just nailed the formula but 1's world is the best
rarermonsters: Nioh is written by Ninja Theory so it's terrible and weirdly fascist, but the play is soooo damn good
zerragonoss: The monster damage in demons's souls is balanced more for when you are at half health for most of the game.
VoyRising: DkS2 has my favorite build, though. Dual wielding Blue Flames.
Alness49: Can we be a president in a giant mech in Lordran?
Lettuce_Toast: 2 had the B team
TehAmelie: another question for the room: have you tried the Daughters of Ash mod for this? it's hella rad and pretty professional
ehsteveG: It shows
pixelsatdawngaming: Dark Souls 2 gets stick but it's a fantastic game
northos: yeah TBH DS2 is still excellent
girlpainting: ds2 is the unloved steppchild
Kykiwi: but ds2 was great tooo
Raziel14085: Bloodborne is my favourite so far but I think I've played DS2 the most
rarermonsters: DS2 is the Ghostbusters 2 of the franchise
Lettuce_Toast: 2 is an excellent game, it just pales standing next to its siblings
rarermonsters: Still fun... but it's clearly missing the creative vision
ayirbudd: tbh dark souls 2 is my favorite
silenceaux: DS2 gets some love. Not from me, but there are people out there that like it a lot!
VoyRising: DkS2 is the one I've played the most.
Kykiwi: i loved the sea side veiw of ds 2
ayirbudd: the dlcs are fantastic
pixelsatdawngaming: I've played a load of Dark Souls 1 but 2 is the one I want to replay. 3 was fun but once was enouhg.
Alness49: To say it's the worst DS game is still high praise
dialMforMara: DS2 is absolutely the most watchable, at least based on the PlayFrame let's plays
ThatWhichNeverWas: There's alwas a quesiton in my mind of "Is this a bad game, or is this only bad in comparison to it's peers".
NanashiSword: DkS2 is the only one i haven't played
northos: @rarermonsters I actually disagree. I think the creative side of DS2 is on par with the others, the biggest blunders are in mechanics
ehsteveG: Even Bloodborne had an internal dream logic
Kraest: @alness49 The way I explained it in my own stream was that it’s a great game, but it’s a *terrible* Dark Souls game.
Lettuce_Toast: 2 did do pvp the best, to be fair
TehAmelie: is the windmill a large box because the world is coming apart too?
northos: yeah Earthen Peak -> Iron Keep does not make sense
VoyRising: Your item ran out, Cameron.
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
vegetalss4: Oh I thought you meant the theory that it's because of the memory loss/fugue state thing they talk about you suffering from in DS2.
aesir_blade: DS3 had that logc too, right? "it is called lothric where the transitory lands of the lords of cinder converge"
ayirbudd: it does kind of make sense. you go INTO the mountain then go up
coolbond: and three puts everything in the blender
Kykiwi: cruse last like 5 mins?
wildpeaks: what a terrible night to not have a curse
silenceaux: iirc, having the actual Curse debuff will also do it?
Lettuce_Toast: DS3 is meant to be the final cycle, so all worlds are kinda converging into one
TehAmelie: lets time it, chat
silenceaux: Transient Curse just is a lot more convenient
northos: but it also has to be the RIGHT curse :P
Lettuce_Toast: ghost
Lettuce_Toast: GHOST
ehsteveG: It lasts 5 Minutes
girlpainting: @LoadingReadyRun , if you could give demon souls, dark souls, or ds2 a remaster to look and play like ds3/bloodborn...witch one would you upgrade?
silenceaux: So help me for a moment I thought "Maybe he can push it off the edge to its death"
Silver_Kn1ght: it lasts 5 minutes, you can tell from particles around you
Wodar9: Did you know that Blighttown was part of the underground railroad?
kynelwynn: red eyes = bettere
rarermonsters: People act like this game is great, but that mob is clipping right through the walls
gsumbreon: the ghost blade is also the best bleed weapon for SL1
silenceaux: Probably because you weren't discussing the messaging of the game simultaneously.
Earthenone: presumably you were more "fresh" with the game and could kill things faster
zerragonoss: the curse last for more ghosts when you can kill them in one or two hits.
TheWarbo: the use of "curse" as a measure of how long a game area lasts :-D
TehAmelie: if you ran out of curses it would be a long way to buy more
girlpainting: ghosts have a wall permit
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dagger? Curses....foiled again....
Alness49: Well, "allowed" is a strong word. We tried telling them.
GlennSeto: Me too.
SolarBlitz1: Opening Shortcuts
pixelsatdawngaming: I haven't played Bloodborne because I don't have a PS4
Kraest: Same
CataclysmicReverb: They got permission from the principal of dark souls @Alness49
silenceaux: This is one of the trickier ones though, because you have to do a one-way jump. You can't walk backwards to the bonfire from the ladder, iirc?
GlennSeto: Shortcuts were all they gave you between bosses in Demon's Souls.
NanashiSword: So that is what THAT ladder is for. I never knew that
ehsteveG: This is one of my favorite games that I've been playing for years and THAT's how that ladder is used??
TehAmelie: ghosts are such unfunny enemies
rarermonsters: So here's the question: is it good or bad design that checkpoints like that are so easy to miss
TehAmelie: especially when they randomly run away
Lettuce_Toast: Tbh, it's not like anybody wants to spend long down here
vegetalss4: Wait, I had to leave for a few moments did someone mention the reason for that ladder?
NathanJay_GA: See? NPCs can ezploit your bad pathing, too!
wildpeaks: ghostbusting
NathanJay_GA: *exploit
TehAmelie: there's like 50 more ghosts in the house ahead, don't lose hope
girlpainting: RNGsus hates us
WeedenProject: Out of curiosity Cam, whats your reasoning for fighting all the enemies here rather than just running past them?
Nefasine: So in universe what are the ghosts ment to be? how does one become a ghost rather then a cursed undead?
silenceaux: Flawless Masterpiece TM
TehAmelie: flying enemies can only figure out the Z axis about half the time
Alness49: Flawless. Masterpiece.
Halabast: Ladder ghost is having a good time
Wodar9: On talking Simulator can we talk about how nice it is that Dark Souls doesn't shove lore text or talk down your throat
NathanJay_GA: the perfect game
CataclysmicReverb: *shakes hands* remastered!
rarermonsters: Clips through walls, gets stuck on ladders
1y1e: bonk!
Erudite_Cynic: whack a MOLE
wildpeaks: some delicious cheese
Alness49: Can't we just leave the mace there and wiggle it when they clip?
GlennSeto: "Long-reaching knife hands" looks good on your dating profile, though.
silenceaux: Ghusiness
Laserbeaks_Fury: Boosness
Dusk_Shine: back in my day all we had was two sticks and a rock! And we had to share the rock!
Rhynerd: Walls? No problems for these ghosts? Ladders? Death traps.
GoodSirMortimer: @Nefasine The curse is kinda like a disease, presumably these ghosts don't have it. As for how they became ghosts, not 100% sure
kynelwynn: Humanity is a healing item
BrindleBoar: Bend it Like Bonehome
silenceaux: Bonne homme take another run at it.
Nigouki: well you did just open up a shortcut
islanderscaper: That Princess Bride reference though pbtvJOY
girlpainting: lets talk about memes that srout from video games...like boning hone ^^
ThatWhichNeverWas: THere are so many things here! Like Death!
CataclysmicReverb: Ring of sacrifice?
Erudite_Cynic: John Bonhom?
Golldum: i dont think your weapon is strong enough to deal with the ghost horde anyway
Alness49: bon hom, mon ami
WithoutAnAce: Helena bonhomme Carter?
Orgmastron: lrrGREED
wildpeaks: so shiny
silenceaux: Cameron what do you want from here anyways
Wodar9: Just Sekrio seeing a stamina bar makes this game look so slow
Wodar9: after*
white_wampa: The most dangerous room in the entire game is just filled woth pots , jars, and one banshee...and it’s surrounded by spoopers
TehAmelie: speaking of that shortcut, it took me an embarrassinglyer long time to figure out you can also jump BACK from next to the ladder to the stairs
wildpeaks: cameraman having a rave
pixelsatdawngaming: You can kill them, and the camera can kill you
GlennSeto: In theory, there is no way we could fuck this up
kumatsu: ah, the Camera: True Boss of Dark Souls
NathanJay_GA: is it possible for your weapon to bonk off the arch of that doorway?
ThatWhichNeverWas: Ghosthugs!
white_wampa: @nathanjay_ga if it is long enough ues
white_wampa: yes
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Alness49: But do you WANT the bow?
ehsteveG: You could kill the red dude and open the gates early Kappa
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Earthenone: ahh yes, the ouchy katana
hotgreenflames: the Gucci Katana!!!
NathanJay_GA: I wonder how horrified one might feel when you wind up for an attack and the door stops you unexpectedly
CataclysmicReverb: Fell off of a horse drawn carriage
Rhynerd: Chi Karate?
wildpeaks: the real question is, would the fancy bow looks great with our outfit
ayirbudd: i thought you had to kill undead merchant boi for the katana
GlennSeto: Magique Chinese war sword?
Vyous: You need the bow to shoot the tail off the dragon Kappa
rarermonsters: This game really is masterful at being so mean that it motivates you to find your own way to be busted, and when you do it feels amazing
niccus: what's a good bon mot when you bon homme
ThatWhichNeverWas: A Plan with No Drawbacks!
TehAmelie: i've grown to like the black bow with the ridiculously long range, and now i keep getting surprised by how fast the compound bow shoots
Alness49: I'm dissapointed the merchants in Sekiro didn't drop a sweet Claymore
GoodSirMortimer: @NathanJay_GA In my experience it's less horror and more resignation
white_wampa: Uchigatana, sold by any friendly insane person
TheWarbo: Why so crestfallen?
girlpainting: faith
Thandres: it was weirdly stuck in some dudes corpse, must have fallen on him and killed him, it would be a shame if you didnt take it Kappa
kynelwynn: Oh, Crestfallen Knight, don't be like your namesake
chesul: go for miracles! Kappa
silenceaux: !quote VIT
Lettuce_Toast: It's good for those early consumables if you can keep it
pixelsatdawngaming: I'm enjoying Sekiro, nearly finished it now. Never managed to solo a Souls game.
Nefasine: strength and zwihander
Rhynerd: !findquote vit
LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon
TehAmelie: 13 dex for the scmitar maybe?
ayirbudd: how dare you call mcduff insane! he just loves his flame dear flame okay?
NathanJay_GA: @goodsirmortimer *bonk*"...k"
silenceaux: Thank you Rhynerd
Rhynerd: No problem!
Dusk_Shine: TIL endurance affects your bleed resistance
CrazymattCaptain: we want to fat roll all the time
Hot_Leather_Daddy: all you need is resistance Kappa
GlennSeto: Crestfallen Knight was verbatim in DeSouls, right?
VoyRising: Getting McDuff to get off his....duff was always entertaining.
Alness49: Parry Mason
Thandres: what the hell was that hitbox nonsense? :O
tim19862: katesLol
monakai: The Fellowship of the Perry Dagger.
Baldrash: lrrWOW
Thandres: that mans sword was in you body
GoodSirMortimer: @NathanJay_GA Or *bonk* "No sir knight, don't worry, I can make my own way back to the bonfire"
GlennSeto: Better than the Bible Black Dagger.
girlpainting: we whants it, we neeeds it
ThatWhichNeverWas: Man, the animation design in this game is fantastic. Those strikes are so friggin Visceral.
SolarBlitz1: My swords are too long for you traveller
GoodSirMortimer: Just before he cleaves you in two
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:02:19.
kynelwynn: Akira Kurosawa?
Dusk_Shine: Kurosawa
BrindleBoar: yeah Kurosawa
migelino164: Kurosawa
GlennSeto: Kurosawa?
Lettuce_Toast: Oh yes!
NexusVoxx: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:02:40.
silenceaux: Oh, for a second I thought you meant the delay
silenceaux: goodbye
Yuting9: RIP
Kykiwi: XD
migelino164: Also Hi Cori, Cam, and chat lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrHEART lrrHEART
girlpainting: F
pixelsatdawngaming: Wheeeeeee
ThatWhichNeverWas: Yeet
Kykiwi: knew it
NanashiSword: Yeet.....
Rourke9: Oh yea, a guy got really hurt during that stunt
Lettuce_Toast: Oh man, feelsbad
Alness49: Oh, that story did not go where I thought it would
Vyous: Oh hey it's that cliff Kappa
Humstuck: leap of faith woohoo
Dusk_Shine: I really need to watch Yojimbo
aesir_blade: Does the remaster have 60fps jump physics?
mandu7014: Mifune is amazing
ehsteveG: All of OG Love Wolf and Cub is on VRV and that's been so nice
silenceaux: Oh that's incredible
kynelwynn: Watch Heaven and Earth and Ran, Cori
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Jeezy56: all to get a fairly useless ring
BrindleBoar: it's hilarious that that was an accident, because it has shaped SO much media
TehAmelie: i'm a fan of how the hollows move. like how you can even see when they wind up for a windmill octuple slash combo because it looks just like if you were going to do that
GoodSirMortimer: and the Domhnall jump claims another life
Erudite_Cynic: more sword drop chances
Golldum: wait so what movie was the first blood spurt
girlpainting: what movie are you talking about @ LoadingReadyRun
Yuting9: cam's parry timing's on point
pixelsatdawngaming: Ding dong
Rourke9: I think the blood thing was in Sanjuro?
girlpainting: ok
girlpainting: thx
rarermonsters: There was a really cool Throne of Blood reference in Millenium Actress
SquareDotCube: Just like how Lion King is MacBeth?
Thandres: the blood thing is in sekiro :p
silenceaux: You found: a delicious snacrifice
cynimo: so does the remaster work without a fix for jumping and durability?
GoodSirMortimer: I'm surprised how often we're hearing it given how old it is
kynelwynn: The Chosen undead is the only one who can ring the bell ... Only the Chosen Undead.. >.>
aesir_blade: According to wiki the blood explosion in Sanjuro almost lifted the actor up off the ground
rarermonsters: The Lion King is not an Adaptation of Hamlet so much as it is the literal opposite of Hamlet
BrindleBoar: the bell sounding in everyone's game is a fantastic touch
NathanJay_GA: !findquote ring
LRRbot: Quote #4345: "Ben, after this, do you want to go back to my place and watch all 3 Lord of the Rings movies?" —James [2017-08-11]
TehAmelie: bold of you to play online on stream by the way
monakai: Oh neat.
pixelsatdawngaming: When I first discovered that the bell was real players, I knew Dark Souls was special
Humstuck: multiverse !
Yuting9: is this the remastered version?
CompletelyUnsure: Does it not ring for the Blightown bell too?
Erudite_Cynic: the veil is thin
Alness49: It's a cool idea, Multi-Singleplayer
Lettuce_Toast: Dark souls is best played online imo
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karmakamikaze: I never made the comparison before, but Dark Souls is just a more violent Journey, huh?
TehAmelie: now that i think about it, my favorite thing about the remaster is the option to turn off online
migelino164: I haven't played this for ages, yet the only thing I can remember is running through Spooky Anor Londo after shooting whats-her-name in the face
Kykiwi: wut
GoodSirMortimer: @CompletelyUnsure I'm pretty sure it does, yes
BrindleBoar: always ignore chat
kalateth: Excuse me Mr Rat... do you have time to talk to your lord and exterminater Mace to the face?
ThatWhichNeverWas: PvP???
GlennSeto: oookay
ForOhForError: DansGame ?
silenceaux: The undulations of their realities interface irregularly and constantly
rarermonsters: Dark Souls is the best kind of MMO, the kind that never asks you to actually speak to anyone
Alness49: The ringing bell is to say "this is posible, they did it and so can you"
Lettuce_Toast: in 1? GOD no
theeviljaffa: when i die i want my blood splurt to blast me off the earth
vegetalss4: Ummm.
CataclysmicReverb: Dark Souls is a dating sim with SOME light combat
chesul: uhh... wat?
Silver_Kn1ght: I love the PvP in this game, but holy shit no it is not a pvp-game
theeviljaffa: the sanjuro
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Lafajet: I hear this game is the Dark Souls of games.
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Lettuce_Toast: NMS is looking real sweet now
TehAmelie: which big patch? they've had like three :p
silenceaux: I think a lot of people who enjoy ganking still feel the need to justify their behaviour as being something other than cruel or predatory
kynelwynn: Been front backstabbed in PvP before, oh yeah
NathanJay_GA: also, the pvp will go away someday
ForOhForError: it's been bad for... all of them?
monakai: You know, the game just has incidental places to go for you to level for your pvp, and they decided to have a story to entertain you.
SolarBlitz1: The PvP is also someway into the game so it's not like you just go straight into it
dialMforMara: Dark Souls PVP is a form of trolling
NanashiSword: yup, i know that feeling
GlennSeto: The lagstabbing is real.
vegetalss4: I guess that if you don't play multiplayer no one get to enjoy your amazing fashion souls outfits.
pixelsatdawngaming: Lagstabbing is clearly a design choice olololol
niccus: tf2 spy simulator
Silver_Kn1ght: vegetalss4 best take
ThatWhichNeverWas: Oh hey: I know it's been stated that No-One wants to play Sunless Sea for this stream, would the sequel Sunless Skies be an option? A lot of the issues have been addressed.
Alness49: PVP is an additional stick to hit you with if you're into that
Rhynerd: The battle to see who the game grants a backstab first?
Lettuce_Toast: Tbh, my nowadays people just want to cosplay giant dad and see if the chaos zwei is all its cracked up to be
Zath_: DS3's PvP generally was fine
UnhingedBear: DS3 has much better net code
TehAmelie: there's like ONE guy running around hacking so bad that it's ruining the online game because everyone who gets invaded by him gets banned
Thandres: i think the only pvp i liked was in 3 when i was visiting the "fight club" area with many red signs on the ground
Thandres: voluntary pvp can be fun
Thandres: but the invasions just mostly feel bad
Zath_: Running around purple and doing whatever you wanted was super fun
Rourke9: I wonder what these walls were originally to protect against
SolarBlitz1: Exactly, everyone knows that Dark Souls is truely a Dress up game, rather than a PvE game
Raziel14085: The remaster has better PvP connections, problem is no one is playing the remaster
Kykiwi: that sounds great
silenceaux: I was in a D&D campaign where the DM basically snuck Giant Dad into the game as an extremely powerful NPC
Alness49: I... I want that person to play more games
GlennSeto: I love that idea.
Rhynerd: I like this player.
ForOhForError: I did forest hunters to get the fog ring a few months after remastered dropped, it was pretty good
SolarBlitz1: A legend that shall never die
Lettuce_Toast: and pinwheel's dadmask
Silver_Kn1ght: chaos, usually
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pixelsatdawngaming: It's well acknowledged that Dark Souls takes place in the Barbie Dreamhouse Adventures universe
Lettuce_Toast: plus the chaos or lightning bass cannon
Yuting9: the attack animation seems a bit underwhelming
zerragonoss: On my last play though we ran into a invader in anor londo named third archer in full sliver knight who would join the other two.
Dusk_Shine: so zeus with armor
Jovh11: Your character is amaceing
Invitare: "The Bass Cannon"
GlennSeto: Oh eff that!
ehsteveG: Chaos Zwei, right?
Raziel14085: I thought it was a Chaos Zweihander?
aesir_blade: The memetic video had a chaos zweihaender
silenceaux: He then turned out to be an extremely relevant NPC, but he was a part-giant with a flaming zweihander and a bearded mask so
TehAmelie: because you need so much endurance to carry all that armor you have to get base stats for your weapon. . .
Brettdog: I'm playing through Dark Souls: Daughters of Ash for the first time, have you played it?
planeswalkagogo: I just re-watched the Giant Dad tutorial on YouTube the other day
NanashiSword: forward and R1
Rhynerd: Some kind of upgraded Zweihander.
sacrenos: forward + light attack
Lettuce_Toast: Lightning is easier to get but chaos is the OG
ThatWhichNeverWas: Question Repeat in case it was missed; I know it's been stated that No-One wants to play Sunless Sea for this stream, would the sequel Sunless Skies be an option? A lot of the issues have been addressed.
silenceaux: It was good on both sides, really.
cynimo: oh look a sword lying on the ground belonging to noone!
sacrenos: raw?
BrindleBoar: Endurance, for carry weight? I think?
ForOhForError: so, sweet katana?
Humstuck: lol
Rhynerd: And how much dex? (don’t tell anyone you leveled that up)
BrindleBoar: oh god
RebekahWSD: I am now horrified D:
Alness49: *hork*
Raziel14085: lol
tim19862: WutFace gross
aesir_blade: Forty-eight vitality, sixty-six endurance, twelve attunement, sixteen fuckin' strength, ten dexterity but don't tell anyone you leveled it up
BrindleBoar: that sentence
Erudite_Cynic: gently used
ContingentCat: oh no
BrindleBoar: why Cam
kalateth: gently used bodypillows
GoodSirMortimer: @Lettuce_Toast Lightning is also easier to maintain. Chaos requires you to float humanity to be better than lightning
Lettuce_Toast: refurbished just worsened that sentence by so much
Humstuck: refurbished body pillow is soooo ewwww
pixelsatdawngaming: It's the Uchikatana charity vendor
MalBeam: "gently used"
Katten_Rastyr: That's DISGUSTING Cam, rancid! cirLaugh
ardengnome: *gags*
ehsteveG: they could see which ones you paused on
ForOhForError: He's not all bad he gives you a sword
InquisitorJL: reupholstered body pillows
tim19862: That's like an open air porn market O_O
Erudite_Cynic: tiedyed to hide the stains
niccus: "go ahead, feel it"
SquareDotCube: There's a level of manginess that doesn't go away with certain things...
Nigouki: refurb body pillows honestly wouldn't be any worse than the average hotel bedsheets
ThatWhichNeverWas: Refirbished or reduced to to manufacturing faults?
Alness49: HE would look at you while you're doing it. Licking his lips and sighing whistfully when you draw his favourite
Lettuce_Toast: @GoodSirMortimer If you've got GD going you could reliably keep 10 I imagine but absolutely
SalsaDraugur: ahh right across the cursed fanart booth
Silver_Kn1ght: GoodSirMortimer but humanity also increases defenses, so you should be doing it anyway
Lettuce_Toast: Only bother with the shortbow if you want the drake sword
sacrenos: and now... he dies :P
ThatWhichNeverWas: Body Pillows with 'Character'.
Humstuck: I love my waifu body pillow but I would not let her get refurbished kappa
silenceaux: Might not be necessary if you've got fireballs
GoodSirMortimer: I mean, I'm not saying it's hard to keep up humanity or that it's a bad idea @Silver_Kn1ght @Lettuce_Toast , but it is more effort than not
ForOhForError: can't kill stone dragon
Earthenone: its too bad you cant play as a merchant, selling to chosen ones, looting their corpses and selling to new chosen ones
TehAmelie: there are like three who are immortal and two you can't reach
Kykiwi: I dont think you can kill the snake frand
HesGotNoPants: I just wanna stain body pillows with doritos and yogurt and cosplay as the refurbished body pillow salesman now
GlennSeto: Giant Dad body pillow, when?
planeswalkagogo: bah, I'm like an hour late
DarkNacht: You can't kill serpents
silenceaux: Right, the immortal serpents and the single proper dragon in the game
kynelwynn: Bloodborne!
Humstuck: @GlennSeto lol nice
Invitare: and then killing them all?
ehsteveG: You can't kill Kate Moss or White dress lady from the forest, they just get TO'd and PO
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TehAmelie: and the crow!
Lettuce_Toast: @GoodSirMortimer Yeah I agree, especially if you're saving humanity to save solaire
kalateth: right before the murders begin
Rhynerd: @earthenone I imagine you can get close if people can drop crushable souls.
silenceaux: I'll make you stay, Laurentius.
reluxes: Or they go crazy
GoodSirMortimer: @Lettuce_Toast Always save Solaire
Silver_Kn1ght: ehsteveG you can kill Kate Moss. Need a thrusting sword to reach her
Dusk_Shine: that's very much the case in Bloodborne
TehAmelie: i certainly made Kate Moss mad first time i saw her and attacked in panic
ArcOfTheConclave: actualy more empty or feels more empty?
rarermonsters: Best grinding spot in the early game
Lettuce_Toast: Just a butt tonne of strength
ehsteveG: @Silver_Kn1ght Cheers! I'll put that on my NO NPCS run list :p
aesir_blade: did we get a BKS drop?
girlpainting: strongth
TehAmelie: 14 str and 18 dex
zerragonoss: 16
Silver_Kn1ght: 20/18
Hot_Leather_Daddy: i thought it was because you murder them all and go for ng+
zerragonoss: oh wait 14 is correct
InquisitorJL: it needs a bunch of dex too...
aesir_blade: BKS needs 14str to 2hand and 18 dex
sacrenos: I had no luck in mine :(
Anonymousless: 20/18 is one hand
Dusk_Shine: I don't know how, but i managed a BKS drop with zero humanity
GoodSirMortimer: I don't know about BKS. I do know that BKGS is quite rare
TehAmelie: all the black knight weapons need 18 dex which is pretty weird
Rourke9: Is there encumbrance in this game?
BrindleBoar: ArcOfTheConclave depends on what you do; assuming you "do" everything I think you end up with one person left at Firelink, compared to the two there when you start?
GoodSirMortimer: I lost count of how many runs I paved trying to get a BKGS playthrough going
coolbond: no balder is not yet
silenceaux: I wish this game made a bigger deal about how important it is to get a weapon to +2
BrowneePoints: Hey! It's Handsome Girl and Wholesome Boy starring in "Praise the Sun!"
Silver_Kn1ght: GoodSirMortimer all the black knight weapons have the same drop chance
BtEtta: Becoming Human?
SolarBlitz1: There's also hackers abound for PvP
planeswalkagogo: Skin in the GAME!
ehsteveG: I just front kick them and jump off a cliff when I forget to go offline
Earthenone: guess we stay detroit
BrindleBoar: wait no, there are three people there at the beginning
GoodSirMortimer: Then I wouldn't be putting money on BKS dropping
Rhynerd: Acquire skin, activate PvP.
vegetalss4: Well, it's also the thing allowing co-op.
SpoonfullOfSugar: so it makes you "have some skin in the game"?
Rourke9: That mace is very satisfying
Rhinoceritis: i'm so bad at parrrying i only go for backstabs
girlpainting: i personaly dislike invasions fundamentaly....how is your stance @ LoadingReadyRun
WithoutAnAce: how many humanity to go human?
TheWarbo: Invasions, a special spark, lighting a beacon...this sounds familiar
CrazymattCaptain: and stream sniping game breakers are way too common in Dark Souls
Lettuce_Toast: BKS isn't something you can bet on but it's not unlikley
Thandres: so 100% guaranteed streamer drop :p
GoodSirMortimer: That's a lot more common than average drop on BKGS
BrowneePoints: Man did From Software's animation rigging get WAY better later on
Silver_Kn1ght: GoodSirMortimer it is a game of chance and rng, after all
Kykiwi: I like the getting invasion on occasions just to break up gameplay
Alness49: There's not really any joy to find in snuffing out another person's run
Rhinoceritis: I don't mind invaders as long as they're not unsportsmanlike, such as the ones who jump you while figting enemies
RomanGoro: In your opinion as someone who evidently knows how to do it, is this game bad at teaching you how to parry?
ForOhForError: or how to do most other things!
MousseFilledCat: Can you take the playstation offline and be human or does the game not allow it?
sacrenos: it does tell you the command
Comrademik: I just turn off PvP invasions
zerragonoss: It tells you the button, and nothing else
Kykiwi: @MousseFilledCat def can
Silver_Kn1ght: it has a blurb on what the buttons are. that's it
ArcOfTheConclave: how do you learn to parry?
sacrenos: and then gives you a horrible enemy to try it on
Thandres: so it is not bad at teaching you how to parry :p
Silver_Kn1ght: Comrademik how?
Kykiwi: like the pvp is optinal
Rhynerd: The twofer!
Vyous: The game does not teach you most mechanics. Including poise too.
BrowneePoints: @ArcOfTheConclave play Dark Souls 3
Alness49: If you have to wiki it, the game has failed
Comrademik: there's a menu option
Lettuce_Toast: I maintain that dark souls isn't the hardest of games, it just has an incredibly steep learning curve
karmakamikaze: Yeah, that's what's kept me away from trying DS all this time
Comrademik: isn't there?
Rhinoceritis: teaches you drop attacks though that was nice
JosephDeath: Sekiro is a good example of why it doesn't have to be that way
Silver_Kn1ght: Comrademik no there isn't.
silenceaux: I mean "That's Dark Souls", but that doesn't mean it's good
Silver_Kn1ght: unless your talking about playing offline
hotgreenflames: you don't win at dark souls, you beat dark souls
MousseFilledCat: I have hand eye coordination issues, so I don't think I could ever play this game
ehsteveG: I feel like parrying was just supposed to be an option in a game where you're never committed to one kind of build. TBH I only love to parry in DS because of Street Fighter 3
Lettuce_Toast: Yeah pretty much
ContingentCat: I think there's something to letting you make discoveries and figure out how things work
Raziel14085: That's one of the reasons I prefer Bloodborne, PvP is the most optional of them all and is more enjoyable for me
sacrenos: how do you backstab so consistently? I never seem to hit the sweet spot...
Comrademik: I probably am playing offline
BrowneePoints: Idk, I guess DS 1 and 2 can be quite intentionally obtuse, but I feel like DS3 and Bloodborne (and of course Sekiro) are MUCH less so
Comrademik: that makes more sense
migelino164: Please Cam, I don't need to relive the Squad Massacre that was 2017
itsr67: It stinks to die to chance
Lettuce_Toast: 3 tells you everything you need to know tbh
Caleb_QDC: I mean, it doesn’t have to be but I sincerely like that the game makes to actively learn parrying rather than just giving it to you. I like that some parts you have to want to learn
Erudite_Cynic: RNG based death is the worst
girlpainting: @ LoadingReadyRun , other games with that manny flaws, would be grindet to dust from critiques and no oe would ever talk about it again...what makes dark souls different?
silenceaux: My personal take is: Dark Souls is a good game that you want a little bit of tour guide to get you started, or for direction if you get lost.
SolarBlitz1: RNG feels bad because it's not in your hands.
Lettuce_Toast: Blue TSR is worth it
aesir_blade: i forget, can you kite this BK into the barrel trap?
Silver_Kn1ght: the game doesn't hold your hand. That's why dudebro's hoot and holler about it being hard
BrindleBoar: Dark Souls is the Koala of the video game world. In spite of being diseased, moronic, and subsisting on poison - it still has a kind of beauty.
ArcOfTheConclave: @BrowneePoints much better tuned learning curve?
Dhaunayne: that's why i don't feel guilty about save scumming in xcom
Thandres: i think i got darksouls after seeing it on your streams and watching yahtzees review, so a lot of the inital obtuseness was removed and the game was very enjoyable as a result of that
ravenlord_xix: I found it was unapproachable- my friend tried to get me to play it, and I just didn't find myself having fun. He kept telling me that the point wasn't to have fun, but to get the frame perfect parry.
ThatWhichNeverWas: RNG wouldn't be so hefty if the concequences for bad roles wasn't so catastrophic.
ContingentCat: I don't play Dark Souls but I read a lot of "difficult literature" and not telling you about parrying sounds like having a line in another language without a translation anywhere, it's up to you to go find it or deal without,
BrowneePoints: @ArcOfTheConclave a better learning curve, and just less bad design decisions marketed as "difficulty"
DarkNacht: The thing is parrying frequently doesn't make the game easier so much as it just makes it faster.
Alness49: There Narrative Mistique and Mechanical Obtuseness. We can have one without the other
kynelwynn: Parry God
Rhinoceritis: lucky
BrindleBoar: oh snap!
ForOhForError: eyyyyyyyyyyy
Lettuce_Toast: Woooo
TehAmelie: yaay
NanashiSword: benginTry benginTry
RomanGoro: Yaaay!
WeedenProject: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SolarBlitz1: lrrSACK
ehsteveG: PogChamp
Lafajet: Never didn't have it!
Kykiwi: lrrGOAT
Alness49: benginDab benginDab benginDab
Lettuce_Toast: BKS can carry us easy
Rourke9: Yay!
GlennSeto: :D
hotgreenflames: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Rhynerd: lrrSACK
Silver_Kn1ght: need 18 dex
rarermonsters: Dying to RNG isn't a problem, the fact that XCom is balanced in such a way that a critical failure feels unrecoverable is
Szyael: vipeyDab vipeyDab vipeyDab vipeyDab vipeyDab
Raziel14085: lrrSACK lrrSACK
JosephDeath: Weird thing for me... I can handle all the stuff XCOM does, the weird hits etc... but the timer on XCOM 2 throws me off hard. I like taking things at my pace, I don't like a timer hanging over my head
Lettuce_Toast: Need 18 dex and 14 str I think
kynelwynn: Naked bacon
kalateth: maximum bacon
ForOhForError: welcome to quality
Invitare: you need 18 pokemon in your Dex
Silver_Kn1ght: crispy bacon
TehAmelie: can't have too much Str
Alness49: Oh that reminds me to shop for some pork shoulder tomorrow
innovativemethods: why did we make our mace shocky for that?
TehAmelie: unless it's over 66
BrowneePoints: Oof. Thinking about Cam and Cori playing through Bloodborne gives me happy thoughts.
cheetoJack: !findquote vit
LRRbot: Quote #36: "More VIT!" —Omega_Lairon
ravenlord_xix: nice magical floaty dagger there
Thandres: 40/40 STR/DEX
Rhynerd: @innovativemethods for more pain?
Invitare: Quality is, I believe, equal Dex and Str
aesir_blade: Quality weapons in DeS scaled with both str and dex, right?
BrowneePoints: Quality is your "gold standard"
Literal_Lucifer: a quality build is just str+dex
CataclysmicReverb: shorthand for "equal"
ForOhForError: quality is called that because it was what the str+dex scaling was in demon's souls
BrowneePoints: Str/Dex/Vit
reluxes: Both str and dex
coolbond: dex and strength at equal measure
GlennSeto: Dex + Str for scaling.
Lettuce_Toast: Quality build is sacrificing all other stats to pump str and dex to 40. That way, high scaling weapons do incredible damage
hotgreenflames: strength and dex up to the softcap
Raziel14085: A balanced statline instead of min-maxing
Silver_Kn1ght: it's left over from Demon's Souls. The upgrade that gave equal str/dex scaling was called quality
zerragonoss: Quality is the I belive demons' souls enchant name for Dex+ Str scaling enchant
NanashiSword: being able to use multiple souls at once is so nice
ardengnome: Good for straight damage for any weapon you happen to want to wield
Kykiwi: that was walways been there
Thandres: but that makes it less hard!!!111! Kappa
TehAmelie: i'm not a fan of needing to confirm using every time though
silenceaux: It's also just a good archetype in these games, that is pretty much always supported and gets you a lot of options.
Alness49: Mass using items!? You not only cheat the game, you cheat yourself... lrrBEEJ
Lettuce_Toast: BKS is definitely a quality weapon but it's just so strong that you could sit str/dex at 20 and be fine with jsut upgrading for a while
ThatWhichNeverWas: Noooo, that sounds hideous
TheWarbo: This is me cooking in BotW
Humstuck: sounds horrible to craft that way
BrowneePoints: Oh no..did Ni No Kuni 2 fix that?
JinGitaxias_: NO
Rhynerd: That’s a layer of hell.
Alness49: Wait.. WHAT?
ForOhForError: oh jeez
Arikell: If I spend an hour making burgers I want to taste them
Lettuce_Toast: Oh lord
Dhaunayne: i just started playing breath of the wild, and i don't like the cooking
BrindleBoar: eugh
SquareDotCube: Meanwhile Breath of the Wild does the same with cooking, but instead it's fun to do
ThatWhichNeverWas: -*Vomit Noises*-
InquisitorJL: quality builds also often involve maxing vit and end first, cos the scaling on a lot of quality weapons are weak
Rourke9: Oh nooo. That’s awful
Alness49: Also, see drinks machines in Pokemon
Tiber727: I'd say that kind of design is thankfully dead, but then I remembered Breath of the Wild.
silenceaux: Well that's sure a step up
zerragonoss: And now their is two of him.
rarermonsters: The Drink Machines are a weird Meta in pokemon
ThatWhichNeverWas: From the days before User Friendly UI was invented.
Thandres: BotW cooking is fun for a while, but it gets old fast as well
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Pokemon, cam/cori doing a blind Sword/Shield playthrough. *chef's kiss*
niccus: this sword seems to hurt
Lettuce_Toast: I always get vit and end to 20 before doing anything else but I know that's usually overkill
Rhynerd: “No wait, I wanna buy some more.” “Okay. Here’s another. Goodbye now!”
Silver_Kn1ght: nope. only at bonfire
rarermonsters: Because you CAN buy Potions and Super Potions in bulk, but Vending Machine drinks are better value
SolarBlitz1: I dont think so, only when you die/sit at bonfire
ForOhForError: yeah this sword SLAPS
Raziel14085: That's alotta damage!
Dhaunayne: i think cooking might be enough to make me play mario instead of zelda
ArcOfTheConclave: In monster hunter stories, some of the best healing items were gated behind a rythem game. it sucked.
ehsteveG: Do you mean from local area to area, or a whole map change like going into pianted world?
Caleb_QDC: @alness49 YES. Plus lemonade is the best early healing item in the games that actually give you access to it
silenceaux: Do they? I thought you could theoretically depopulate the entire world of Lordran if you never went back to a bonfire
Silver_Kn1ght: need poise pls
chesul: oh man, Tauros demon is going to die so fast.
mtvcdm: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
itsr67: so, speaking on menus in games, what's your opinion on dark souls's menu not stopping the game in general?
Lettuce_Toast: Yeah you're gonna need some armour for this weapon
northos: this little trio of hollows is amusingly dangerous
TehAmelie: this one has a C scaling in strength and E in dex. doesn't sound like equality of any kind. . .
NightBook1: hey cam, you did pull it off, you just got knocked out by one of the others
BrowneePoints: I like that, but I HATE getting animation locked to death
TheOneCalledStu: later there is the skull lantern
silenceaux: They did add one in DS3, at least.
girlpainting: @ LoadingReadyRun how is your view on the speedrun comunity, especialy the soulsborn one
BrindleBoar: DaS2: here's your torch, but it's awful, get rekt
khawl: Easy, having a torch would make the giant tomb bearable
sivakrytos: but only when wielded by the lowest level enemy
Earthenone: we are not masters of the "bat shit crazy" technique
1y1e: Pog
TheOneCalledStu: skull lantern was for gaints tomb
TehAmelie: an arrow in the back of the head is an embarrassing fashion statement for so many reasons
Tiber727: Torch technology has been lost. You'll have to rely on magic or a strange insect found halfway`into the game.
northos: CAM IS A GOD
Silver_Kn1ght: MAGIC PIXEL
Lettuce_Toast: My sphincter is TAUGHT
Thandres: calculated seabatBRAIN
SolarBlitz1: Don't forget the secondary enemy in all these games: The Camera against a wall
Raziel14085: Jammy
NanashiSword: wow... so close
Anonymousless: The torch in BB is one of the best early arcane weapons
ThatWhichNeverWas: Here we see cameron learn why spiral staircases exist
BrowneePoints: Oh yes. The greatest boss FromSoft ever designed: The Camera
GlennSeto: I loved exploring with the torch in DS3.
Alness49: Now THAT'S the "awesome Dark Souls" moments you want!
Earthenone: lrrSKILL
Lettuce_Toast: THAT is why people play this game
ArcOfTheConclave: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
ForOhForError: more cramped than capra demon in there
Lettuce_Toast: besides the memes
sacrenos: scale lizard :)
Rourke9: Is there an in-game explanation for the burning messages?
Silver_Kn1ght: you have a luck emote, why not a skill emote
TehAmelie: ooh, a chonk
Lettuce_Toast: Hey at least the crystal lizards get to fight back in 3
Alness49: "It's a creature of beauty and value" *SLASH*
Silver_Kn1ght: yes it does
Lafajet: I like that the crystal lizards got their due in DS3
Silver_Kn1ght: it is still up
BrindleBoar: Rourke9 soapstone pierces the timelines for unexplained reasons
TheWarbo: I mean R1 is good and all but don't forget
chesul: oh man, I used to have that, I should redownload it.
TwoSenses: Oh man I remember that
TheWarbo: !findquote car door
LRRbot: Quote #2400: "If you're not experiencing Dark Souls in essentially slamming your nutsack in a car door repeatedly over and over again until you just wish you were dead... then obviously you aren't enjoying Dark Souls CORRECTLY." —Cameron [2016-04-27]
GlennSeto: @rourke9 Literally messages left by other adventurers.
Kykiwi: LOL
BrindleBoar: >_>
SolarBlitz1: LUL
ThatWhichNeverWas: Wat
Silver_Kn1ght: LOL
ThatWhichNeverWas: NIIIIICE
BrowneePoints: I know we JUST got Sekiro...but I REALLY want Bloodborne 2
Humstuck: lol
Rourke9: Thank you @brindleboar and @glennseto
Alness49: Wait, THAT was the massive building on fire?
Lettuce_Toast: Perfect
simicry: try tongue but hole
Tiber727: I knew that would happen the instant you mentioned the app.
JinGitaxias_: that's dark souls
Earthenone: bye
northos: Dark Souls messaged...nothing if not predictable
ehsteveG: Or "Try Jumping" in front of the bus terminal
Brok3nGol3m: slytqItsfine
TwoSenses: holy hell the cheese
Rhynerd: Of course.
Lettuce_Toast: MMM that felt good
ForOhForError: oh right, extra damage on demons
kynelwynn: OHKO
Nigouki: you guys burn down strip clubs? in Toronto we had a 90 year old school burn down today
silenceaux: in one
GlennSeto: swwwwweet
Lafajet: Bad beats, Taurus buddy...
northos: katesRip Taurus Demon
Alness49: So when do we face the boss?
girlpainting: homk
BrindleBoar: the one shot Kreygasm
Rourke9: A friend!
Caleb_QDC: WHAP
BITs19_: It took me like fifteen attempts on that guy, and you just ONE SHOT him!?
chesul: yep, black knight weapons are great against demons.
BrowneePoints: Hey! Hey! Cheesing bosses is an honored Dark Souls tradition!
Dusk_Shine: BKS
JinGitaxias_: I'm personally partial to "don't give up, skeleton"
Dusk_Shine: so
SolarBlitz1: Hidden wall ahead
Dusk_Shine: gooood
Rhynerd: Victory achieved.
Raziel14085: You Flex-Taped that boss!
Rioxcon: how much do you think the game relies on memorization vs skill of execution.
kynelwynn: Try but hole
BrowneePoints: Idk. The Bloodborne messages were always super helpful
Lettuce_Toast: Hidden wall next to every single wall
aesir_blade: "tongue, but hole"
dialMforMara: There’s no plunging attack in Demon’s Souls. That’s why that boss is in there.
Lettuce_Toast: PRAISE THE SUN
Tiber727: Go to a cemetery and see, "Don't give up, skeleton!"
raicune: or the I did it after every single boss
SamanthaVess: \ [T] /
Silver_Kn1ght: kill him for his loot
ThatWhichNeverWas: We need a variant of this app tied to LRRBot advice.
ForOhForError: PraiseIt
silenceaux: I enjoy "Secret?" Immediately beside "No secret"
northos: Illusion ahead - Liar ahead - Try Attacking
ArcOfTheConclave: and the one cliff in the seres you are soposed to jump over
girlpainting: \[T]/
GlennSeto: Sun friend!
Lettuce_Toast: Best character
Ubiki: \[T]/
Raziel14085: \[T]/
TheWarbo: ahh, gamers
northos: lrrHEART Solaire
BrowneePoints: Kinda wish I got the Solaire Amiibo
NanashiSword: Praise the sun
NathanJay_GA: \[T]/
TheWarbo: #JollyCooperation
rarermonsters: The fucking dirty grafitti that the last living humans leave for aliens is going to be epic
TwoSenses: \[T]/
ThatWhichNeverWas: GIT GUD; PRAISE SUN.
JinGitaxias_: also dark souls 2 had "horse" for no discernible reason
I_Am_Clockwork: \[T]'/
Lafajet: 420 praise it!
karmakamikaze: I only know Soltaire as the meme, but he seems cool?
ArcOfTheConclave: 420 praise it!
sweghost87: Why do u not use voice to play like it says
girlpainting: i praise you 3000
ForOhForError: ds2 had horse because of that one boss
BrowneePoints: Hey! You don't get to be mean to Solaire!
Lithobraker: so we have to redownload the app and put look out for dragon at the burned out husk of the strip club
Lettuce_Toast: Solaire is just a good presence to have in your home, man
Alness49: I need to praise you like I should
ehsteveG: What about a Seigmeyer?
FeverRadish: \[T]/
TehAmelie: Solaire is the platonic ideal of a player character in this game
sacrenos: I want a set of minis to paint from DS...
Lettuce_Toast: You can save him!
NathanJay_GA: unarmeHmm
Humstuck: I would put that Solaire Toy in my east windows to prasie the morning sun.
chesul: you can save him from that fate!
Earthenone: when i think of solaire i think of throwing lightning bolts
Lafajet: Is it agony if he found what he was looking for, sort of?
GoodSirMortimer: Always save Solaire
BrowneePoints: Solaire is a pure good boi that deserves good things
silenceaux: No, I think of him dying in delusional agony when he reaches his own incandescence.
Silver_Kn1ght: kill the maggot before progressing his quest
Raziel14085: No cos you should save him EVERY time
cynimo: onion bro is cool too though
Tiber727: That never happens, because there's no one who wouldn't worship best spider.
chesul: or just use a weapon that can kill it through the door.
Anonymousless: be useless at gaping dragon?
kynelwynn: If only I could be so gloriously incandescent
girlpainting: a breaking accurs!
migelino164: J O L L Y C O O P E R A T I O N
ArkhamArchivist: Be like Solaire, put bugs on your face!
Gekyouryuu: we're with sun bro. what could be safer?
Lettuce_Toast: Bugs that glow, no less
girlpainting: we will be broken, in just a moment
Zmpowell: If you save him you don’t get the sweet hat tho
Lettuce_Toast: I hope we come back and find that cam has murdered solaire
TehAmelie: it is kind of weird how Solaire dies if he gets the sunlight maggot but then it's just a shiny hat for you
sweghost87: I dont hear any voice comand at all
Lettuce_Toast: just opens up to find the chosen undead wearing Solaire's armour
ThatWhichNeverWas: Welp, time to go Praise the Sun. Night all, and catch you on the VoD :D
Raziel14085: @tehamelie it's cos you're the chosen undead
GoodSirMortimer: @TehAmelie We don't wear the sunlight maggot, we wear the top half of Solaire's maggot infested brain
Lettuce_Toast: Solaire goes hollow because finding the sunlight maggot means he has lost his only purpose
TehAmelie: clearly
Lettuce_Toast: I assume he dies for real like everybody else once you link the flame
TehAmelie: do they now? i thought it was just you who died
Lettuce_Toast: I assumed the undead curse is lifted temporarily each time the flame is rekindled
GoodSirMortimer: I believe it's heavily implied the curse of the undead is there to get an undead to link the flame
Raziel14085: @lettuce_toast if you save him, he actually goes on to link the fire himself in his own world
GoodSirMortimer: and goes away once it gets rekindled
Lettuce_Toast: @Raziel14085 that sounds pretty darn lit
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Raziel14085: @lettuce_toast Yeah Boiiii!
Lettuce_Toast: Man I need to watch some more of Vaati's videos again. Dark souls lore has informed so much of my D&D worldbuilding
TehAmelie: a sad thing i heard just the other day is, Kirk is trying to gather humanity to save Solaire in his world
GoodSirMortimer: I don't know if it's the sort of situation where like all the undead just immediately have all their old mortal wounds open up and die or if they keep living out the rest of their life
TehAmelie: hi again
JasoMan1st007: Hello
Raziel14085: @tehamelie I thought he was trying to save the Fair Lady?
Raziel14085: Hello again
Lettuce_Toast: Is kirk not a darkwraith? Wrong covenant
GoodSirMortimer: @TehAmelie I'm pretty sure it's relatively explicit that Kirk's trying to save the spider woman
TehAmelie: well, helping her opens the way to save Solaire
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KingXicor: Git the Sun! Praise Gud! (Sorry, I'm new to this.)
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Gekyouryuu: our dagger is magically floating off our hip. how quaint.
Qalten: Is it arrow spam time? :D
RomanGoro: I love the dagger floating besides you
Vyous: Should have gotten the bow for the tail cut!
Mysticman89: a cool thing i like about this game is this area looks like a run and hide timing puzzle thing, but you can legit kill that dragon.
Nigouki: remember when controllers had cables so you could throw it, pull it back and then throw it repeatedly?
BrowneePoints: I REALLY want to see Cam play Hollow Knight knowing his love for Dark Souls.
girlpainting: viable strategie
RomanGoro: I kinda do enjoy it?
NanashiSword: arrow spam for the sword, but then do my best to kill it properly
silenceaux: It doesn't help that doing that fight face-to-face is nightmarish
northos: again..."You may not like it but this is peak performance" :P
TehAmelie: it's not cheese if it works
mtvcdm: Hollow Knight's adorable.
RomanGoro: Dark Souls is kind of a puzzle game in times like that
girlpainting: give cori the controller ^^
Pazzix: I would call your character a skinny boi, but she's a lady and doesn't appear to have any skin.
Tiber727: I say I love Dark Souls, but thus far my experience with Dark Souls 3 has been spending hours trying to get Black Knight armor early.
sivakrytos: no this one's kobe, isn't it?
Lettuce_Toast: drake sword is pretty good for a while but it doesn't scale so it loses effectiveness very quickly around the mid point
silenceaux: I mean it worked
kumatsu: I forget, does the game ever teach you to chop off dragon tails?
mtvcdm: That went well
TheWarbo: !findquote 35 years
LRRbot: Quote #6008: "I'm 35 years old, when I shoot a ball I yell 'Jordan' like a normal person." —James [2019-04-23]
mtvcdm: Somehow
Silver_Kn1ght: kumatsu nope
Alness49: Idiot Dragon
Lafajet: He yeet-ed when he should have Kobe-d
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ayirbudd: love me some dark souls and love me some talking sim. an overall growth for my happiness
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Lettuce_Toast: Dragon tails are a secret
BrindleBoar: no, the game never teaches you tailcuts, you have to discover it or be told
sivakrytos: kumatsu, no but iirc it's a common trope in japanese cames
Rioxcon: how much do you think the game relies on player memorization. vs skill of execution?
Lettuce_Toast: It probably needs to be a UGS
Lettuce_Toast: BKS is only a GS
Raziel14085: Your damage with the BKS is already better than the Drake Sword
silenceaux: So, is that shrine to Gwyn, or to his disowned son?
zerragonoss: I have solved that problem for myself in a lot of games by reworking the definition of optimal in my head to be about total resources over time. help with the never using consumable problem as well.
Raziel14085: @silenceaux his disowned son
silenceaux: (The one that's cut in half, specifically)
GoodSirMortimer: @TehAmelie Turns out I was wrong about the Kirk thing. You might be right
seth_erickson: lprodGod otzPray
BrindleBoar: I think the shattered statue is of him?
Lettuce_Toast: The shattered statue in anor londo too
OriginalGarwulf: Something occurred to me - I've been reading Stephen King's The Dark Tower series, and the Dark Souls world reminds me a lot of Mid-World...this place that has "moved on." Civilization is done, and all that is left is the remnants who haven't died off yet.
Invitare: he was cast out then... got beaten by Adam wearing the Calamity Ring
Mysticman89: to be fair, running behind stuff and hitting them is the standard strat for most dark soul enemies. that tails are in the back mean one would probably get one by accident.
NanashiSword: Yeah Solaire is just that strong through training
Earthenone: wait if solaire is the son, do we praise him?
hotgreenflames: Faraam, aka the Nameless King in 3
Lettuce_Toast: It's the nameless king iirc
northos: DS3 pretty strongly indicates that the Nameless King is said son, not Solaire
vegetalss4: Plus doesn't we fight the son in DS3?
ehsteveG: Eh, Solaire can be gods kid again when fromsoft dies to entropy
girlpainting: we all KNOW that this is wrong...\[T]/ is a god
JinGitaxias_: I think the Nameless King from DS3 is supposed to be Gwyn's first son
silenceaux: It's notable that if you get Solaire's equipment... It's just regular equipment. iirc, it's not even particularly good
ContingentCat: you knock him down, and he gets up again...
PaperDoopliss: I think Solaire not being a figure is what makes him charming. He's just a dude who really like the sun, and he tries very hard
silenceaux: JinGitaxias_ Absolutely, yes.
chesul: there has been "word of god" that it's the nameless king in DS3 I believe, but I definitely disbelieve that and choose to believe that it's Andre.
BrowneePoints: Man I hope their future games go the Sekiro route for story
Lettuce_Toast: hey maybe we get lucky and find the BKGS
Silver_Kn1ght: do we have any actual confirmation that NK is the son, or just speculation
TehAmelie: i think i heard from Adam the Nameless King is the son
sopranocat: NO Cameron, don't through your life away!
BrindleBoar: gottem
Lettuce_Toast: nice, flawless
NanashiSword: beautiful
mtvcdm: He got to look at it that time.
sopranocat: Never mind, nicely done
hotgreenflames: Chonky
ehsteveG: EZ calp
girlpainting: chunky
TwoSenses: Death incoming in 5....4....
Earthenone: !findquote pig
LRRbot: Quote #112: "I don't like it when things are inside pigs." —Cameron [2015-04-03]
BrowneePoints: Alright Cam now give us a "We're Here!!!"
TehAmelie: that guy's sword may be my favorite
silenceaux: Silver_Kn1ght I mean, in my opinion it's the logical conclusion of Archdragon Peak's theming and previous lore
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jamesinor: 38 months? That's almost-Oh My God, Cameron just stabbed that guy in the crotch!
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kynelwynn: Or a "Shashashaa"
Mysticman89: its almost like its one of things you do for a living
hotgreenflames: now they cant run away
Lettuce_Toast: I like how they give you the skulls here
Raziel14085: @Cameron you may have cursed yourself with that statement 😁
Lettuce_Toast: plus a way to use them
offbeatwitch: sir? sir. I need your i-frames
seth_erickson: Are you a player of all the Dark souls games or just this one
Earthenone: !clip
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BrowneePoints: Highlight!
migelino164: lrrGOAT
rarermonsters: "There's no future in video games, go to college and get your degree"
TheLastGod51: cam you are my hero
SamanthaVess: LUL
Lettuce_Toast: Silly boar
TehAmelie: i believe it's a sweet job if you can get paid to just "play" videogames, not based on winning at them
OriginalGarwulf: So, are we likely to get to Anor Londo today?
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sopranocat: You are SO charismatic Cameron. And your voice is amazing
BrowneePoints: Cam you are too charismatic! Just in a muted way!
Lettuce_Toast: Ben!
e_bloc: bleedpurple1000 bonus100 YNWA
GoodSirMortimer: @Silver_Kn1ght Nameless King being the firstborn is about as explicit as the lore gets
kynelwynn: That raid! BEN
seth_erickson: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatTROG seabatTROG
niccus: are you sure you want to tell your younger self about david cage
mtvcdm: Hi Plaid Posse!
killthescribe: Remastered or DsFix with texures?
NathanJay_GA: oh, hey!
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Rhynerd: Hello Plaid Posse, are you ready fir some Boar times?
GoodSirMortimer: @Silver_Kn1ght Which is to say it's not outright said, but is heavily implied
cynimo: also thanks for giving us a new one of thsoe recently :D
girlpainting: roasted pork
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mtvcdm: This game's about to get very boaring.
TehAmelie: roasting the pig in the steel armor, must make for some kind of pressure cooker BBQ
aWabbajack: mrweebHypeham lrrHAM mrweebHypeham lrrHAM feliciaSoAngry
aesir_blade: Have any of those video game cocktail people devised a model for what estus tastes like
zerragonoss: perfect shot and it air burst right over its head.
Kramburger: What was that Roman torture thing? The Bull?
Lafajet: Once again, yeet'd when we should have Kode'd!
GoodSirMortimer: If you're interested, what he did to get expunged from the records was defect to the dragon's side
TheWarbo: Now put the boar into its owner's library, third from the top
Lettuce_Toast: Aw, still might get gargle hat though
BrindleBoar: Kramburger Bronze bull I think
Gekyouryuu: "stupid game! you made me look bad!" *puts on mask* "OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!"
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Rhynerd: Maybe next time
silenceaux: GoodSirMortimer I thought it was related to "losing the annals" or something?
aWabbajack: Alex has I think
migelino164: I have not, but that sounds like something I'd be into
TehAmelie: i watched it just before coming here. whoa
Dusk_Shine: No, but I am enjoying Gentleman Jack
snake12341: I have not, I hope its good
ravenlord_xix: I'm thinking of subscribing to HBO just for it
mtvcdm: Alex has been tweeting about it.
Jhoiraful_Chaos: I plan on watching it later tonight
Ridgenator: Yeah, just watched the first episode today
BrindleBoar: Bellowing Bull. That was it.
Ridgenator: it was really good
Rhynerd: Not yet.
Angnor33: Not yet.
laskotheking: Are we just playing as Cori?
TheLastGod51: that boar is a 6/6 with trample that tosses you onto the field
jamesinor: @TheWarbo That was my prerelease... Turns out Ilharg plus arkbow is one way to go 4-0
ContingentCat: not yet but I want to
BrowneePoints: Oh yea you were talking about this with Alex!
Brok3nGol3m: I agree with Alex - it's all the more horrifying to watch if you know bits about what happened
rarermonsters: So James Harris should play Solaire
somecall_metim: I think he played moriarty in the RDR sherlock films
ravenlord_xix: I loved Harris in The Terror, thanks again for you and Alex reccomending it so much on twitter
Invitare: I once knew a russian nuclear phycisist who had actually worked at Chernobyl, though not when the accident happened. She was incredibly smart, possible the smartest person Ive ever met
somecall_metim: RDJ#
MikeSmith916: Chernobyl is so good. And so sad. And so frustrating. It’s awesome.
jamesinor: In Highschool we had a math final in which we had to use a bunch of log functions to examing the Chernobyl disaster
TehAmelie: i like the pig hat. i think it's the heaviest armored helmet you can get, but still way less good than its weight would suggest
Pal_Friendpatine: I think your character might benefit from eating something. She looks a little thin
DigitalSeahorse: !next
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Raziel14085: @Cameron would you be interested in meeting a fan who's in Victoria for this week? I'd love to compare notes on Mardu Aristocrats in CanLander
GoodSirMortimer: @silenceaux Kind of. The text is "his foolishness led to a loss of the annals, and rescinding of his deific status"
fritobandeeto: hi friends!!!
GoodSirMortimer: but that doesn't necessarily mean his foolishness was the loss of the annals
TheLastGod51: it reminds me of that first short about cming up with the new tan
silenceaux: GoodSirMortimer Mmm, I see what you mean.
Nigouki: Legasov
samwonk: I feel like Harris is such a strong actor that he feels typecast in whatever role he's doing.
GoodSirMortimer: and what we know as fact is that the Nameless King was on Gwyn's side to start with and then defected
GoodSirMortimer: What we don't know, but is highly likely, is that Nameless King is Gwyn's firstborn
Lettuce_Toast: Did he defect prior to seath's betrayal or after?
iammorthos: The writer is one of my favorite people
NathanJay_GA: noted
OriginalGarwulf: If you want the mother of all double-takes, watch the Lost in Space movie - Jared Harris plays the grown up Will Robinsom.
kalateth: we don't make mistakes... we just make messy accidents
Mysticman89: no mistakes, only happy accidents
GoodSirMortimer: Put it all together and the likely read, in my opinion, is that he was banished for his betrayal, which led to the loss of the annals
BrowneePoints: So anyone else excited that Avatar 2 actually has a release date now?
jamesinor: Scientist looks at the core: "Ah, my hand!"
rarermonsters: So, quasi related, Cam or Cori, have you seen an old Noir movie called "Kiss Me Deadly"
Gekyouryuu: @BrowneePoints beg pardon?
ravenlord_xix: hey cam, any chance of you and alex doing a talking sim style show on The Terror? I think you mentioned something like that in the past
silenceaux: GoodSirMortimer Personally, I take his in-game name being "Nameless King" as strong evidence. The game was willing to drop Oceiros on us with zero context, why not give this one a title?
e_bloc: sorry I missed the first part, what were we talking about?
kalateth: going back to the end of the bridge
TheLastGod51: just go under the bridge and shoot it
NanashiSword: approach bridge from other side?
Vyous: I think if you go to the other side of the bridge it comes back
ContingentCat: Seeing as I grew up near a functioning nuclear plant and my parents still live there I'm not sure how much I want to know about what can go wrong with them
sacrenos: going back to beyond the halfway point
BrowneePoints: @Gekyouryuu Disney had their release report, so we have release dates for their next big releases. and Cameron's Avatar sequel FINALLY has a release date
GoodSirMortimer: @silenceaux Plus he's a god of war that was heir to the lightning, both things Gwyn's firstborn was claimed to have been
TehAmelie: at least in the first episode, the gore is really limited to two murky shots that are well telegraphed
Gekyouryuu: neat
Alahmnat: while slow-rolling a slow-rolling disaster by dragging it into a full season of TV seems very in flavor, I agree with Cori's approach to watching it all in one go.
kalateth: did they patch that?
sacrenos: huh
Invitare: wave a pig carcas on stick and see if it takes the bait
GoodSirMortimer: Like I said, it's not explicitly stated as far as I know, but it is super heavily implied
silenceaux: GoodSirMortimer Whose temple / region of control just _somehow_ has a functioning sun, unlike most of Lordran.
NanashiSword: *shrugs*
sacrenos: maybe only after you rest again?
coolbond: rest first
sacrenos: so now it will come back
silenceaux: GoodSirMortimer Yeah, agreed. "It's a fair reading", because this series requires(?) heavy interpretation
rarermonsters: Opening Shortcuts is one of the most satisfying parts of this game
jamesinor: Also, Cam, I opened some Japanese WAR packs, and got a foil Ral alter
rarermonsters: It's one of the very few ways you can make the world you're in a more comfortable place
Mysticman89: spamming...dex? for iframe break points was rewarding for me
TheLastGod51: I knew it, im surrounded by assholes!
GoodSirMortimer: Yeah, this is about as explicit as it gets, but there aren't many hard facts. A lot of things are open to how you want to read it, which is one of the things I really like @silenceaux
SamanthaVess: The foil Lilis are going for something like $1,000 US right now NotLikeThis
jamesinor: It's Naochika Morishita
SajuukSjet: well, it does also seem to have the problem that you have to play a lot of times to learn what helps you, in regards to items and stats
jamesinor: Also got a non foil Sarkhan, Chandra, and Vivien
Raziel14085: The Japanese WAR planeswalkers are all anime @Cam
SajuukSjet: the problem being, if you bounce hard the first time, you won't actually have the time to learn
silenceaux: GoodSirMortimer Lore & Legend. Never exact, but still impactful.
BrowneePoints: Morishita worked on Bloody Roar and Gundam
hotgreenflames: just traded for Niv so i can build 5 color Raymond Swanland art commander
sacrenos: 3 more chances before resting
NathanJay_GA: whats the baller swag sword?
kynelwynn: Will links be deleted in chat?
rarermonsters: Apparently Japanese Lili Foils are worth 1000 dollars
GoodSirMortimer: One of my favourite meta theories is that because it's implied the world is multiple versions of Anor Londo blending together, technically everyone's interpretation is correct for "their" world
Gekyouryuu: @jamesinor I envy you. I want ALL of the alt art walkers eventually, but I especially want Sarkhan because I LOVE Lack's work
TehAmelie: i've gotten one "once" on purpose. it took like 2 hours
warpspeed365: Talking sim Dark Souls?
ForOhForError: home run!
sacrenos: running spin attack works great for that dude
rarermonsters: Because if you're paying extra for art, you're really going to want to have it dulled and mucked up by foiling
ayirbudd: Cam is an actual parry god. nice
Lettuce_Toast: Tbh, if we get str at 20 for scaling then we're gucci for this run
justwhatever_idk: check out this Baller Swagsword, you get +2 to People Saying Yowza When They Look At Your Sword
CoffeeCatRailway: Haro @LoadingReadyRun, how is yous?!
Kramburger: Is this a remastered version of Dark Souls?
aesir_blade: Berenike knight
sfn____: Berenike knights
NanashiSword: Indeed it is Kramburger
Lettuce_Toast: Berenike
aesir_blade: or something like that
kynelwynn: Kramburger It is THE remastered version
girlpainting: Sentinals?
innovativemethods: yo that was sick jumping over that arrow
Scar_Red_Tiger: bleedpurple250 bonus25 Having just the worst day imaginable. Just wanna say i appreciate LRR being a fixed point of normalcy.
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Earthenone: i called them "tower knights" because of their sheilds
justwhatever_idk: Big Boys
ayirbudd: punished him for chugging!
Lettuce_Toast: Time for the second best boi
Crowbar_Is_Ready: skipping the keeper soul?
TheWarbo: "healing is for PCs"
chesul: and now for the second best character!
cynimo: i think you did it i ll have to buy this game again
sacrenos: on, titanite demon next? :P
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Naochika Morishita's best known works are the Bloody Roar series, Gundam product art and the Rangers Strike TCG
Kramburger: @Scar_Red_Tiger <3 Sending good vibes and positive energy your way
jamesinor: @Gekyouryuu He looks super cool, I had never really known about the artist before
Kramburger: Awwww Bae
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cynimo: question is pc or switch
GoodSirMortimer: @Lettuce_Toast I've looked into it and it doesn't appear to be stated anywhere. I'm pretty sure it's implied Seath's defection was a turning point in the war. My guess is Nameless King was sympathetic to the dragons after realising Gwyn was probably gonna render them extinct
ChroniclerC: Oh neat. Dark Souls Talking Sim.
chesul: Andre is totally the actual son of Gwin.
Vyous: Time to go parry kill Havel?
CataclysmicReverb: I remember friends really liking bloody roar...
GoodSirMortimer: So I'd guess his defection happens after Seath's
ChroniclerC: (Have we gotten gud yet?)
sacrenos: yes, upgrade the OP sword, so you can overkill while you overly kill your enemies :P
Alness49: Given how he has the most animation of all the NPCs, it checks out
Earthenone: https://media.wizards.com/2019/war/jp_Lt5MaOVOth.png is the art if you want to check it directly
Kramburger: I feel like he's been using that hammer so long that the right end has been worn down
girlpainting: @ cori, the hammer is not backwards...he just grinded it almost to the gripp ^^
sacrenos: always buy the bow...
BrowneePoints: All I remember from Bloody Roar is playing Primal Fury on Gamecube.
BrowneePoints: The fighting game where everyone had a Fursona
kynelwynn: Japanese WAR boosters seem to be sold out everywhere. wonder why
Lettuce_Toast: @GoodSirMortimer I'm pretty sure seath's defection is the primary reason for the dragpons' deafeat, yes. I could see the nameless king taking pity on them being a valid reason too
sacrenos: yes, cam, yes!
Mutedsage: Just started playing The Surge, and I have no experience in DS-like games. Any tips?
ayirbudd: he isnt that hard, you just have to kite his posse down the stairs
MalenkyMalchick: Why not run and get the longbow?
Gekyouryuu: @jamesinor yeah, Lack does work in a few Japanese TCGs I play, like Cardfight!! Vanguard and Force of Will, as well as some really cool art in Fate/Grand Order. I follow him on Pixiv and Twitter, too, so his regular art posts are also super cool.
silenceaux: It's literally made out of Titanite
Lettuce_Toast: yes, the rock demon is soft
jamesinor: @Scar_Red_Tiger Sorry to hear you're having a bad day. Hope it gets better for you
Kramburger: You can chop the tail, right?
Edgarware: lrrGREED ?
mojhin: heavy tails Kappa
JohnPraw: Close
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Crowbar_Is_Ready: can you cut titanite tail?
jamesinor: @Gekyouryuu Oh nice, I definitely like how wizards hired a bunch of different artists, it gives some more variety
Lettuce_Toast: I don't think tail can be cut
Kramburger: Huh. Could have sworn you could. Who's tail gives you an axe?
ForOhForError: he does however have a v rare drop
warpspeed365: Anyone else twitch being a butt?
tim19862: katesLol it's a good one
coolbond: that was beej
grambow: oh no some of my favorite people playing my favorite game and i have to go to bed
Alness49: Look, we had Beej and a beard, what more did you want?
GoodSirMortimer: @Lettuce_Toast There's also the question of does Seath give them lightning or does he just tell them about it? If they had it before, you'd like to think they at least tried it without needing to be told. If Seath's responsible for them getting lightning, Seath would have to be before Nameless King
aesir_blade: BKS upgrades with twinkling titanite right?
GoodSirMortimer: I doubt Seath is responsible though
Kramburger: My favourite take on comedy is 'it's not 100% accurate so it's not funny'
Alness49: I wonder what the writing on the neck stump says
ayirbudd: that link tho
girlpainting: yes
NanashiSword: @aesir_blade Right
itsr67: "The Geometry" crapshot is great, I agree
jamesinor: @Nigouki Yeah, that definitely matches style wise
NathanJay_GA: @loadingreadyrun PSA: i got a whisper from a stranger with a spam/scam link. Might be someone in chat trawling usernames
chesul: but it's so powerful.
silenceaux: I always read it as Seath getting into a position of power, and then ordering a disastrous attack or something
innovativemethods: ah wing zero, with space feathers
rycatwithlavender: Hmmm
girlpainting: but cameron, don´t you whant to finish the game with this awesome sword?
NanashiSword: Onion friend!
Lettuce_Toast: @GoodSirMortimer I have no idea how gwyn didn't already have lightning especially since that's gwyn's whole shtick so it must be that seath DID something to how they use lightning. Maybe he taught them lightning spears? Since that's specifically what pierced dragon scales
TheWarbo: unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm
Kramburger: My mentions got blown up one day because someone thought it was very important to tell me that a joke by Alex was WRONG and therefore Not Funny
Dhaunayne: unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm
kynelwynn: Sig- are my favorite souls characters
Alness49: Oh ho!
jamesinor: Wow!
PostmodernApocalypse: Onion Bro!
NathanJay_GA: unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm
Lettuce_Toast: ONION BRO
JohnPraw: I always imagine Winnie the Pooh is in that armor
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silenceaux: He probably is, shit weighs a ton
Lettuce_Toast: You can see under the helmt
kynelwynn: The weight of all his gear is phenominal
ContingentCat: or he's really wirey
Crowbar_Is_Ready: just to waer tht suff you'd have to be ripped
ForOhForError: can't wear this without a lot of STR
jamesinor: Sir, sir, we can't hear you through that helmet
NathanJay_GA: He could be built like a rugby player
karmakamikaze: His helmet makes me think Onion Knight
chesul: he's probably second only to Smough.
GoodSirMortimer: @silenceaux As far as I know there's not a lot of information on the specifics of how Seath betrayed the dragons, only that it led to their downfall, so that read is perfectly reasonable
justwhatever_idk: put siegmeyer in smash bros
hotgreenflames: built like a fridge
ContingentCat: "built like a brick shithouse"
ayirbudd: he has a curly mustache fyi
jamesinor: It looks like one of the spires from St Basil's Cathedral
zerragonoss: Every one form Catarina is actually just a pure Adonas but they are to humble to show it.
Gekyouryuu: @jamesinor something I like is that Teferi's alternate artist? has just done art for regular MtG cards before.
BrindleBoar: wut
sir_jack_DB: just a cube of meat
BrowneePoints: Yep. It's like the Rock's diet. If he stopped he'd die, if most people tried it they'd die
gualdhar: man, someone shoulda poked the Mountain with a needle
jamesinor: @Gekyouryuu Oh cool
Kazman20a: go look up him moving the wheel of pain
Kramburger: "Now he may tell you that he's not hungry, but if you hold the fork and make aeroplane noises he will generally eat the spinach"
warpspeed365: Recently though it came out that he uses steroids so no deflating for him
JohnPraw: It's surprising how relaxing these games can be when you've played them a lot.
girlpainting: don´t you whant to open elevator to firelink?
Gekyouryuu: like beating Robot Masters in Megaman?
BrindleBoar: good lord, I googled it and I think I would die trying to eat all this
itsr67: playing dark souls seems very methodical when I watch experienced players play it
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silenceaux: GoodSirMortimer Yeah, that's just what I think of in terms of "single not particularly strong person betrays a large faction to their complete downfall".
GoodSirMortimer: @silenceaux My personal belief was that Seath, envious of the other dragon's immortality, taught the lords the weakness to it, which was lightning
girlpainting: ah ok
jamesinor: Also, the Jiang Yanggu alter is adorable. Mowu gets even cuter
girlpainting: :)
samjbow: I always found Dark Souls 2 and 3 broke that pattern. I think it's the fact that the AI in those games is much more aggressive (and much better in general), but I always found 1 to be more... comfortable.
GoodSirMortimer: Which they then exploited to turn the war
TehAmelie: i can say after a thousand hours or so you have internalized the path through every individual encounter in the game
sacrenos: those guys are not even just muscle. They have fatty tissue, also to protect their spine from just collapsing under the stress of those competitions
SalsaDraugur: I know the gym the guy who plays the mountain goes to has specialised equipment for people who are doing strong man competitions
Kazman20a: the coolest dance in the world
Kramburger: Wrecking your day\
silenceaux: Just waiting around. Looking for maidens.
warpspeed365: Like seriously the mountain does steroids
GoodSirMortimer: It's definitely heavily implied that they're shrine maidens, if not explicit
Lettuce_Toast: Seath's just a mad scientist dude
jamesinor: Hang on, is it Seeth, or pronounced like Sean?
ayirbudd: lautrec can suck it
Lettuce_Toast: You mean lautrec who kills the shrine maiden?
Silver_Kn1ght: jamesinor seath, pronounced seeth
silenceaux: I think it's Seeth, as pronounced in the opening video
GoodSirMortimer: @jamesinor intro lady says Seeth
warpspeed365: He is not an awesome person, just one that does drugs to gain advancement
jamesinor: OK
GoodSirMortimer: I suppose she could have it wrong though
silenceaux: Petrus just wants To Go Home
jamesinor: Sorry on caps
kynelwynn: Interesting how the church there in Undead Burg connects to Firelink, isn't it?
Silver_Kn1ght: kill him for the satisfaction
Kramburger: every felt like you're being patronised
Raziel14085: Kill him! You know want to!
SajuukSjet: yes! you gotta smash those POTS :D (Plain Old Telephone Systems)
Lettuce_Toast: I think I dislike petrus more than any other NPC in dark souls
silenceaux: Oh yeah he's 100% a piece of shit
ehsteveG: Gotta join his club for the best emote, classic Petris
Earthenone: can you just give him a bone?
samjbow: But you know what really makes Petrus garbage? That goddamn bowl cut
silenceaux: I just think the interesting thing about him is that he signals in a couple ways how much he cares about going home, instead of completing his assigned mission.
Lettuce_Toast: At least you can save what's-her-face
vegetalss4: Another one would have been for him to just leave before the people that trust him leaves for the dangerous place instead of after.
Lettuce_Toast: I'm blanking on her name
TehAmelie: in sweden we call that a chamberpot haircut
I_Am_Clockwork: I saw a theory that petrus betraying people IS his job. that the Church is using firelink as a dumping ground for clerics who come down with the undeads, and Petrus's job is to see the go hollow somewhere out of the way
NanashiSword: Reah?
northos: Rhea
sfn____: Rhea
Lettuce_Toast: REAH
RomanGoro: It's interesting that each one of these games has a guy right at the beginning that tells you that this is all a joke
RomanGoro: a bad joke
kalateth: expendible
TehAmelie: it's Rhea, not Reah, if we're keeping score
Ominouslyominous: Thank you for continuing the long tradition of using braid hair, best hair.
Lettuce_Toast: Ringing the bell would be a good stopping point
Alahmnat: Reah is a bad point and click game
TehAmelie: i like the challenge of keeping Solaire alive through the fights
sopranocat: Are you guys going to Talking Sim all of Dark Souls? Cause that would be fantastic
GoodSirMortimer: The channeler buffs them too
Feminine_Desires: !uptmie
Crowbar_Is_Ready: woah he didnt send the horde first!?
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
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girlpainting: what a strange dance this man had
Lettuce_Toast: Solaire should be safe so long as you kill gargle 1 fast enough, remembering to cut its tail
vegetalss4: I remember the light effect, through in my memory it was less visible than here.
samjbow: It's fun summoning Solaire, Lautrec and two buddies for the Gargoyles and just bodying them.
Crowbar_Is_Ready: i never get in that room before the horde comes at me
OriginalDybo: This is what I imagine happens when you mess with someone wearing "mess with me and you get the whole gang"
kalateth: the liliana of the darksouls world...
BrindleBoar: juicy
NanashiSword: The four-for-one, oh the value
Alness49: They're three stooging it
silenceaux: Solaire is usually quite safe for this fight.
girlpainting: not my CABBAGES
aWabbajack: Corned Beef Cabbage
GoodSirMortimer: I think Cam means dangerous because it'd increase gargoyle health, not because he's worried about losing Solaire
silenceaux: Ah
Ominouslyominous: That funky channeler dance.
girlpainting: F
GoodSirMortimer: Whether or not Solaire dies in this fight doesn't affect his storyline after all
Lettuce_Toast: Wow that was painful
TehAmelie: there is TEN of these a-holes, and they're all tethered so you can' pick them off one by one. kind of weird, it's a bigger heap of enemies than you face anywhere else in the game. and they get buffed
Lettuce_Toast: The skeletons can parry as well
Brok3nGol3m: katesTry
ForOhForError: and backstab iirc
aesir_blade: at least seath doesnt mail a replacement channeler
Lettuce_Toast: They go into a weird stance
ForOhForError: can we just appreciate how rad the skeleton animation set is?
GoodSirMortimer: For what it's worth, if you see an enemy go into parrying stance, your leaping attack is your best option
GoodSirMortimer: It can't be parried
girlpainting: well....comeing to think about it....arn´t the skeletons dark souls way to teach you parry?
silenceaux: God I hate how the leap / kick attacks are bound in this game. It feels so inconsistent.
TehAmelie: nah skeletons are just really annoying. they have like twice as many different moves as any other mobs, and all those massive resistances. . .
JohnPraw: Some of us are just born that way.
that_guy_that_laughs: siiiiiiiiiiiick dark souls
GoodSirMortimer: That is the biggest issue with that tactic @silenceaux . I've gotten pretty good at it and even I'll occasionally throw a heavy into the parry stance
jamesinor: I dunno... Some argue we're born bad, but others would say it's the effect of our environment
samjbow: Havel teaches you to parry. And ascend to parrying godhood.
Alness49: It doesn't convay how much you need to do it
GoodSirMortimer: In my opinion, the biggest issue with Dark Souls teaching you to parry is all the early enemies are some of the hardest to parry
Lettuce_Toast: there are sections where the bow is useful
TehAmelie: with my first character i spent like ten minutes trying to do magic before i found the catalyst
GoodSirMortimer: You don't really get consistent enemies that are nice to parry until Anor Londo
ContingentCat: and feeling the achievement of discovery might be the intention
JasoMan1st007: @LoadingReadyRun I am like that IRL
offbeatwitch: does this game even have an intended route?
TheAwkes: On my last play through of DS, after releasing Lautrec I didn't go back to the shrine for too long.
kalateth: help him to a sword in the gut.... or a boot off the cliff
Lettuce_Toast: I normally just kill lautrec at firelink
wildpeaks: seems like a trusworthy fella
Silver_Kn1ght: I think we should kill him for crimes he is soon to commit
sivakrytos: he definitely won't kill anyone later, nope
DarkNacht: Now kill him
that_guy_that_laughs: yay perrying dagger and greatswords
zerragonoss: Well the way dark souls wants you to learn anything is by trial an error, creating a more exploratory feeling to the mechanics.
samjbow: @offbeatwitch It does until Ornstein & Smough, then the rest of the game is sort of do whatever you want.
TehAmelie: if you don't let him out he just escapes and goes murdering. i wonder how
sacrenos: let him out, kick twice at firelink for the best ring in the game
Lettuce_Toast: Kill for the FAP ring?
Master_Gunner: I do enjoy kicking that guy off a cliff though.
Lettuce_Toast: Fair enough
GoodSirMortimer: I like how Warframe took that bit of design for the deluxe skin on one of their frames
rocketjohn: The Knight of the Small Spoon
GoodSirMortimer: Whole reason I play Nidus
strawhat_joe: Cam and Cory playing dark souls? We need more of this.
TehAmelie: you can at least set a password
korvys: I actually haven't gotten far enough in Dark Souls to know why Lautrec is a jerk
sivakrytos: can't you turn off online play in the remaster tho?
Lettuce_Toast: The invasion would stop once you get to the gargles anyway
Alness49: We can't stop you but we have a big sword
GoodSirMortimer: @korvys Would you like to know?
Silver_Kn1ght: TehAmelie password doesn't stop invasions
TheLastGod51: you can stop lutrec from being a dick Kappa
Alness49: Pardon?
Lettuce_Toast: Jetpacking is when the smaller individual big spoons
korvys: @GoodSirMortimer Sure. I think I looked it up once, but I can't remember it.
rarermonsters: I've heard it called Sloth Style
Vincent508: Hey all, got here late and just wondering what the premise of this TS is. Are they just givin DS1 a tour?
GoodSirMortimer: To be fair, the other half is a god, Lautrec probably is the smaller half
ehsteveG: [TwtichChat696969696 has invaded]
majorhix: My sweet sweet Cameron playing the easiest game
GoodSirMortimer: @korvys He kills the firekeeper
Alness49: Now the horrible part of my brain wants to say "Oh, like Yoda" and I need to share that now
electric_claire: A reprieve from the horror of Detroit: BH
wildpeaks: safety blanket
justwhatever_idk: I want to do Jetpacking where it's just spooning in midair
Lettuce_Toast: Dark souls is just a good time once you get it
RomanGoro: This is the only game of the series where you need more than just cracking an item to go human, right?
GoodSirMortimer: Other people too, I'm sure, but that's the one that most directly affects us
jamesinor: That sounds like something from a Stefan segment.. "This club has everything... A horrible DJ, retired Barbershop quartet singer Jeremy Toohigh, and a human jetpack."
korbl: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:12:19.
Kramburger: I figured that your were playing a remaster because the game looked how I remember it
Vincent508: ah cool. Thanks camr'n
Alness49: There's a phrase I love to say about remasters and sequels which is "It looks like the way you remember it"
Silver_Kn1ght: WoW vanilla is a funny joke but holy shit will it be bad
rarermonsters: WoW Vanilla will be an interesting three weeks
BrowneePoints: WoW Classic gives me ulcers
Lettuce_Toast: I'm constantly surprised WoW hasn't died yet
ContingentCat: What, games on the internet being salty?! how surprising.
InquisitorJL: where's the lautrec summon for this fight?
samjbow: I hope WoW Vanilla doesn't have that awful chunky Rogue energy generation ;_; Agreed, I think people who play Vanilla are in for a shock
Alness49: It's the monkey's paw
Lettuce_Toast: Everybody I know who loves WoW, also hates WoW
BrowneePoints: I played through Vanilla. but I also remember the bad stuff
itsr67: I mean you'll be happy if you eat your words
itsr67: it's a win win
Rhinoceritis: I very clearly remember vanilla wow's flaws, the itemization was TERRIBLE
Kramburger: You can buy WoW vanilla, but you can't buy all the free time you had to play it and to organise your guild
Lettuce_Toast: \[T]/
wildpeaks: llaPraise
ItsJustReen: People want to buy their "First MMO experience" and don't realize this won't be possible
Vyous: I sure do remember helping my warlock farm for 45 mintues for soul shards prior to raid to make healthstones
ArcOfTheConclave: \[T]/
korvys: (The Crapshot Cam is refering to) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6JgKQFeBxs
rarermonsters: Wasn't the punchline of your sketch that it would be a huge success
BrindleBoar: yeah enjoy that Intelligence Warrior meta
BrowneePoints: I would LOVE to be wrong. But Vanilla was designed in 2002-2003. and it FEELS like it was designed then
Alness49: "I didn't have 40 friends, I had 39 idiots who needed me as much as I needed them, and Dave"
aquinas_0: well, they kindof stripped out most of the community building inconveniences
BlindProphet32: With 40 of your friends is generous. closer to 5 friends and 35 people you tolerated
Ubiki: i was talking about it with my D&D group and we came to the conclusion that vanilla WoW was such a time sink that people who were kids cant put that time in anymore
aquinas_0: re: star wars galaxies
Lettuce_Toast: Remember the tail cut, let's a go!
jamesinor: TBH, my first MMO was EverQuest 2, and that was a hell of a time level capping a Pally
Rhinoceritis: I played a vanilla druid, that had to be the weakest wow class on earth
CataclysmicReverb: There's also a lot of strong community stuff Blizzard used to do before BC, like webcomic highlights on their webpage
Taveena: No, it was 20 people who were ALSO there, and then 4 people who were AFK and hoping to steal some loot. :P
Vincent508: my first MMO was Ultima Online Renaissance... I marvelled at how much vanilla WoW did with their prior diablo knowledge when it first came out.
BrowneePoints: Lol yea Vanilla raiding was "please let 19 other people be competent"
OriginalGarwulf: Interesting how the term "remaster" in games basically means "remake," and has the exact opposite meaning as it does for film.
BrindleBoar: lrrGOAT em
silenceaux: The wibbly axe!
LadyTL: Pwease no burny
girlpainting: solair is FTROLLING?!?!?!?
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Obey your instructions.
JohnPraw: Well done.
jamesinor: Bell Gargoyle has reach
Alness49: I always loved the way the game nosells the second gargoyle's enterance
Lettuce_Toast: Solaire fat rolls, yeah
justwhatever_idk: Instead of Tail Cuts you should do Ass Cuts
Lettuce_Toast: Aw, no cool hats
NathanJay_GA: well, poop
GoodSirMortimer: Solaire is the true chosen
Ominouslyominous: Gargoyle helmet is one of my fav fashion souls items.
rarermonsters: Also, Diablo 2 ruined the franchise fite me
korvys: My best memories of WoW were 10-man raiding Karazhan
Silver_Kn1ght: you still can. You can always place your sign
GoodSirMortimer: My brother had one of my favourite reads on Solaire, which was "he does everything you do, but faster than you do it"
ContingentCat: I was just thinking how cold she'd be
zerragonoss: I think WoW is actually the ur-example of the fundamental misunderstanding of fan experience where people think the thing they are a fan of is fully responsible for the experience they have of it.
silenceaux: rarermonsters wat
GoodSirMortimer: He's the hero here
Kramburger: Honestly, i played most of WoW as a Single Player game
GoodSirMortimer: You're along for the ride
BrowneePoints: MOAR WHELPS!
BrowneePoints: LEFT SIDE!
Aylig: Burning Crusade was the best time for raiding that I encountered.
rybackgaming: 50 DKP MINUS!
Vyous: Don't spread the bombs
kynelwynn: I wish Blizzard had implimented scaling Raids during Wrath of the Lich King. I was a guild master with 15 people who wanted to raid. But raids were either 10 or 25-man
LadyTL: addadvice try not being on fire Kappa
girlpainting: but fire warm!
Rhinoceritis: MANY DOTS
Aylig: Before Wrath turned it into a murderball.
TehAmelie: i'm reminded of this webcomic author who got a bad grade on a story writing assignment in school because the teacher thought his story had too few characters. so he put in "Bob was also there" in every scene. those filler characters in raids eh. . .
SamanthaVess: Don't stand in the stupid
NanashiSword: I remember going up against the Iron golem in this, and the NPC nearly solo-ed the boss. As my controller decided half way through the battle to die
migelino164: More DoTs
justwhatever_idk: At Least I Have Chicen
Alness49: Participating in a raid should be used as work experience.
innovativemethods: they did a redo of molden core for 25th. it was... bad.
Vincent508: s-s-safety dance Nax flashbacks @_@
RomanGoro: LadyTL that one is in already
BrowneePoints: and then AQ 40....
BrowneePoints: "So we're just giving up on C'thun for now right?"
korbl: The face that no video game animates dresses correctly bugs me so damned much...
Drew_64: "Dont stand in the stuff" is 90% of the WoW raid/dungeon experience. They sometimes mixed it up by have "DO stand in this stuff"
korbl: *fact
JohnPraw: I really like this character.
silenceaux: Oswald.
ayirbudd: @nanashisword Tarkus is OP
sacrenos: I was that asshole. I was not wrong, I was however, a dick
Silver_Kn1ght: NanashiSword oh yeah, Tarkus can solo Iron Golem 9/10 times
Alness49: This guy embodies "Strange Flex but OK"
LadyTL: This guy seems kinda... creepy
girlpainting: he screams orzof ^^
VTMonster: captain T pose
GoodSirMortimer: @NanashiSword Shame Tarkus falls to the greatest enemy of all, gravity
Laserbeaks_Fury: I DID THAT
offbeatwitch: I am Vlad, and I am not a vampire.
innovativemethods: do you remember dispelling on trash to avoid a wipe? or mandatory mind control? no. no no no.
Lettuce_Toast: This guy was T-posing to assert dominance before it was cool
JinGitaxias_: "hey motherfucker"
NanashiSword: Yeah Tarkus is a beast, when he keeps his footing
Laserbeaks_Fury: I was that warlock!
BrindleBoar: toilet paper armor tankin'
BrowneePoints: Vek'nilor and Vek'nilash oof
ForOhForError: stream's still up don't worry
Aylig: huh
Kykiwi: You had a internet hicup
silenceaux: But wait, we're still here
Silver_Kn1ght: stream is still up
Lettuce_Toast: That was weird
Earthenone: lol
samjbow: Believe it!
Alness49: ADAAAAAAM!
justwhatever_idk: Dattebayooo
silenceaux: Are you sure you didn't do that yourself
RagMan017: Sure, Sure..
CompletelyUnsure: It was Adam, when the remaster got rleased
rarermonsters: Dattebayo that
BrindleBoar: that seems more like a Ben play to me, but I don't know
ayirbudd: best gesture acquired
korvys: Whirlpools
BrowneePoints: People can complain about modern WoW all they want...but boy did their encounter design get WAY better
ArcOfTheConclave: a weird sekiro mod?
Anonymousless: Man, y’all played WoW wrong. WoW was best enjoyed as a single-player experience lrrBEEJ
silenceaux: So, did every pedestal on that roof used to have a gargoyle?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Belive it!
ayirbudd: i agree @anonymousless
silenceaux: And where did they go? And were the all alive once...?
Silver_Kn1ght: Excuse you, he IS the Hokage
JinGitaxias_: a ninja who wears bright orange
korvys: Boruto's Dad
TehAmelie: i can confirm that, i had a lot of fun with WoW over the years, but then i reached the level cap and was forced to play multiplayer and quit
rarermonsters: His name is Bort
BrowneePoints: ah yes. Burrito and Salad
rarermonsters: Bort and his friend Salad
Taveena: He's the Hockey Joe!
Jorge4hg: so he play hockey?
aesir_blade: we need more Bort license plates!
korvys: Boruto Simpson
Gekyouryuu: I thought it was pronounced Hah-kug-gee
BrindleBoar: Canada loves Hockey!
sing_o_muse: ninja not-quite president
LadyTL: My son is also named Boruto
BrowneePoints: and the Goddess of the Moon was behind everything
Alness49: Anime was a mistake
Ubiki: and Sasuke is a deadbeat dad
Silver_Kn1ght: Sasuke is always very sad, though
ravenlord_xix: everything I know of naruto is from the abridged parody series
justwhatever_idk: Sakura, the Beautiful, Suh Soo Kay, He's Really Cool
migelino164: Hokage, Hokage! Buy me a license plate!
korbl: Ninja Daimyo, for all intents and purposes, really
Lettuce_Toast: 20str?
BlindProphet32: Very nice sand boi
korvys: Tragic Sand Child
Lanthess: Just got here and I'm loving Corry's hot takes on Nauto lore
Brok3nGol3m: I prefer Junji It's version of uzumaki
rarermonsters: There's best Shade Boy
LadyTL: Boruto, Boruto's Dad, Boruto's Dad Shippuden
dialMforMara: ne rutto shi pudden
innovativemethods: gaara of the funk?
ehsteveG: Backdoor blighttown?
seantheman2: hi Cam. Hey Cori
sacrenos: capra?
ForOhForError: rush pinwheel?
that_guy_that_laughs: go kill gapig
coolbond: kill 4 kings
Crowbar_Is_Ready: butterfly?
rarermonsters: Bort's dad's son Bort has his own series now
Lettuce_Toast: Capra demon is doable
ehsteveG: Kappa Demon
Silver_Kn1ght: Lanthess those aren't even takes. That's just the lore
ArcOfTheConclave: which one of the times the hokages revived were you talking about?
Alness49: Blight Town! Blight Town! Blight Town!
Vincent508: Nodeath pinwheel run!
dialMforMara: which one is BS Demon?
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
silenceaux: Show off the catacombs?
Mister_Skittles: Watch anime?
justwhatever_idk: is Gaara or Sasuke more the Shadow the Hedgehog of Naruto
mandu7014: when is the ano ani review of naruto happening? Kappa
ayirbudd: blaze it moonbase
Pal_Friendpatine: Farm bosses?
seantheman2: @Mister_Skittles I'd be down for that
OriginalGarwulf: Can I put in a vote for Anor Londo?
Lettuce_Toast: Darkroot has a lot of useful stuff
Aylig: TEETH TEETH TEETH
rarermonsters: I mean we're playing Dark Souls and talking anime, we could have a discussion about how bad Berserk is
ForOhForError: sif?
PhorrestGaze: TEETH
sivakrytos: catacombs?
OriginalGarwulf: (Big fan of Gothic architecture)
seantheman2: @rarermonsters the Netflix one?
that_guy_that_laughs: what about pooing on capra
shadowypenguin: Can vote for jumping off a cliff just because
justwhatever_idk: Eggdog
zerragonoss: Get to moonlight butterfly and not kill it for 30 minutes?
rarermonsters: @seantheman2 The Manga
dialMforMara: as long as it's not the nope rope I'm fine
chrono2x: The teeth dragon?
wildpeaks: will you continue it next week ?
seantheman2: @rarermonsters havent read it
Lettuce_Toast: Oh no. We'll be killing Sif...
OzmaInTheDark: Hydra needs to die
Golldum: i tuned out like an hour ago and and were still killing the zoms next to fire link?
GoodSirMortimer: Capra Demon is one of my favourite examples of veteran players forgetting the new player experience
innovativemethods: i wanna see a butterfly
CataclysmicReverb: Bonk a flying unicorn on the nose?
NanashiSword: asylum
korvys: Go kill that dude with stupid heavy armour :P
Silver_Kn1ght: Golldum it's a hub, we'll be here a lot
Earthenone: we rang a bell and came back @Golldum
Golldum: ok
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh nice you aren’t skeleton-esque anymore
GoodSirMortimer: Veteran Souls players always forget how hard Capra Demon was the first time they fought it
rarermonsters: I think Capra demon is a badly designed fight. I always will. It's frustrating in a very arbitrary way
innovativemethods: why did we ring the bell?
Jorge4hg: so today is a pay per view
pixelsatdawngaming: Stray demon
ArcOfTheConclave: no, the other rock.
Lettuce_Toast: Maybe? Might magisplode you to death
Pal_Friendpatine: Of course Dwayne is in this
DarkNacht: You could murder your way through Firelink
rarermonsters: It's not "Here's a tough fight" it's "Here's a fight where we don't give you enough space to move and you have to figure out your own way to cheese it"
korvys: Dwayne "Havel" Johnson
Lettuce_Toast: Well the capra tech is just fall attacks
JohnPraw: Yes, it certainly is.
seantheman2: haven'
Gekyouryuu: I look forward to Detective Pikachu doing well so we get more live action Pokemon, meaning we ca get Dwayne "The Brock" Johnson
Silver_Kn1ght: It's the place you fight him, atop the stairs with the high-ground
NanashiSword: yeah
justwhatever_idk: when do we fight Christopher Christopher Christoper Christoper
GarQuithnik: i kill capra by throwing bombs at it over the wall
seantheman2: haven't seen the streams in a while
seantheman2: how has everyone been
weff47: I always cheese that fight by throwing dung pies over the wall
ArcOfTheConclave: what is "utter bullshit"
Angnor33: I only made it through that fight in as few attempts as I did because I watched you and Alex do it so many times.
LadyTL: The Mario Gambit Kappa
NanashiSword: yes, yes it does
Lettuce_Toast: Egg time!
korvys: And yet, I still manage to fuck it up most times :P
Silver_Kn1ght: you get the highground. Obi-wan would be proud
TehAmelie: i cheese it by staying in the entrance so only one dog attacks
Taveena: so basically
Jorge4hg: carry me
samjbow: What's the best fight in Dark Souls 1?
sivakrytos: yeah this is one of those things where if you start picking apart what parts of this game are bullshit you pretty quickly get to "the whole thing"
Taveena: im baby
sacrenos: show trading with snuggy :)
rarermonsters: Also, other random take, I love the jumping controls in Dark Souls.
Ins0mniZack: You, You
Qalten: new babby here
that_guy_that_laughs: baby am i
girlpainting: i am groot
GoodSirMortimer: It's always the thing that forces me to think about the new player experience, to always remember that yeah, it's easy to just go "oh it's easy" now, but try to remember what it's like for a new player
Lettuce_Toast: We're pale enough to be an egg
JohnPraw: Ooh, a yummy egg.
Golldum: i wish the capera demon hall was just a bit longer to give you enough room for the camera to fit in the arena
pixelsatdawngaming: Why does the crow take its egg and leave it at the asylum?!
GoodSirMortimer: because it was the first example of that I experienced on both sides
Vincent508: fooled you, stupid crow. You think you're carrying an egg all this way??
Nigouki: it really wouldn't be any worse than traveling economy
Laserbeaks_Fury: "This egg empty.....YEET!"
Jovh11: Just eat nutella for the next fourty mins Cam
justwhatever_idk: Can you imagine *seeing* a giant raven
Rhinoceritis: lets go to the summer nest
Alness49: "You may be wondering how I got into this situation"
Lettuce_Toast: Capra demon's BS still has NOTHING on Bed of Chaos
TehAmelie: hey, do we have any moss to trade for twinkling titanite?
seantheman2: this reminds me of the graveyard from RE4
Alahmnat: @justwhatever_idk isn't that just every raven? ;)
ArcOfTheConclave: "You might be wondering how I got here"
itsr67: I kinda want you to be dropped by the crow and you just don't get up
rarermonsters: So is the implication that the crow has two nests and occasionally decides "Nah that egg should go in the other nest"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Poise, Idaho?
icarionx: viscocity=0
Vincent508: @rarermonsters basically lol
Vyous: Poise is another thing the game really doesn't teach you about.
DaMullet14: rarermonsters yeah, like real birds definitely do
TehAmelie: i think our only choicé for poisé is the Wolf ring, from the woods
Gekyouryuu: welcome to Dark Souls, where you play a Poise-able action figure
itomeshi: The start button poises the game, Cam.
Vincent508: Also something something prophecy
WolfgangCloud: Hello Talk Friends Who is this lovely Viking Lady?
ContingentCat: as I don't know what that is I'm choosing to hear that as poision, and you just need some fish
DarkNacht: Oww I'm taking damage, let me put my head through this pot
DaMullet14: WolfgangCloud: Cori?
LadyTL: Has the game ever really explained what estus "is", out of curiosity?
NanashiSword: Magic
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, it's magic
Lettuce_Toast: The magisplode is magiic damage]
poopado: @LadyTL it's fire
WolfgangCloud: @DaMullet14 no the DS character name
ChroniclerC: Magic damage. (Blue) Crest shield is very good for that fight.
ForOhForError: you can grab crest shield right here
Anonymousless: yeah oscar’s shield is good here
Crowbar_Is_Ready: bleed i think is his kryptonite?
TehAmelie: stay RIGHT up in his colon. it's actually good for keeping him from doing the wide fireball swing
rarermonsters: Western Union, the original @Channel
Invitare: Magic the Gathering?
Lettuce_Toast: Estus is supposedly fire, some people theorise its the dark souls equivalent to ambrosia
Earthenone: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
LadyTL: Oscar chill
rarermonsters: Isn't that Johnny Dark Souls himself?
Jorge4hg: oke it
Jorge4hg: poke
Silver_Kn1ght: F
silenceaux: At least it was quick. :c
LadyTL: Sorry you couldn't be chill, Oscar
GoodSirMortimer: @rarermonsters I actually think, although this is one of those theories with less evidence backing it, that the crow is intelligent, although why it has 2 nests and decides to use them as it's travel station, I don't know
Laserbeaks_Fury: Donnie Darksouls
Jorge4hg: Hello Mr Dark Souls
dialMforMara: why?
ContingentCat: Sorry you were so Grouchy Oscar
GoodSirMortimer: Velka operates in mysterious ways I guess
LadyTL: Mr. Darksouls is a weird cover of Mr. Brightside I gotta say Kappa
JinGitaxias_: the lesser-known colleague of Johnny New York
Lettuce_Toast: I can't remember why but some people were saying the crow is velka?
wildpeaks: big mood
DarkNacht: Oscar chilled so much he hollowed
BrindleBoar: "Crush me senpai"
TehAmelie: that rolling ball of death
poopado: Cam, SL1 no hit run when?
girlpainting: crush me baby one more time!
pyrehand: I thought you say not my hat to the rolling crush balls
KingXicor: Johnny D'arcsoles
Vincent508: Oscar as rival (cut content) > jolly cooperation with solaire?
Lettuce_Toast: Like IS velka herself but that seems like madness
Gekyouryuu: I love accidentally stumbling across Onion articles and not noticing the source when I read the headline. for example: "Los Angeles Plans To Hold 2028 Olympics In Toronto For The Tax Incentives"
Galactic_pain: *crush me daddy
rarermonsters: An SL1 Dark Souls run really belongs on Rhythm Cafe
kat2kool: which sword are we using?
hotgreenflames: between the hrs of 3 and 4 am in your dreams
korbl: But conceivably, you can gift
NanashiSword: @kat2kool Black Knight Sword
GoodSirMortimer: @Lettuce_Toast I've always preferred the interpretation that the crow is either like an aspect or a servant of or something like that
PMAvers: uWu what's this? damage?
kat2kool: @NanashiSword thanks!
pixelsatdawngaming: The best item in the game
icarionx: you are scratching all the ceilings cam. rude.
Lettuce_Toast: @GoodSirMortimer Me too, I just remember that being the popular theory for a time
DaMullet14: No Steppy Run
zerragonoss: I assume Cam will be playing a soul level 1 no hit run on stream at some point, its just going to be one of his torments in hell.
wildpeaks: glitchless
vegetalss4: You might not be doing any clipping but that doesn't mean we won't.
itsr67: final destination fox only
rarermonsters: Normally we'd scrap it here but it's for charity
Jorge4hg: We lost 5s
itsr67: no items
Brok3nGol3m: guyjudgeButt guyjudgeButt
Earthenone: why is it always 100% or any% for speedruns, why cant they do a called shot on the percentage like 69% speedrun, that would be nice
sivakrytos: bosses are 100% butt stuff in this game
pixelsatdawngaming: And when is that happening?
Lettuce_Toast: It'll be your Sisyphean task
TemporallyAwry: ^^^ seriously.
PMAvers: And now a pacifist run where you can only "kill" enemies with falling damage or environmental hazards.
Lettuce_Toast: Manus will always clip you with 1hp left
poopado: @Earthenone there is a dank% zelda speed run
icarionx: well shirt
GoodSirMortimer: @Lettuce_Toast there's definitely something to be said for the link between the two, but yeah, I think the idea that she literally is the crow doesn't have any backing and is pure headcanon
pixelsatdawngaming: That floor isn't up to code
GoodSirMortimer: Which is fine, given that's half the lore of this game
Jorge4hg: That's a butt
chrono2x: Isn't this the first boss?
wildpeaks: jk flatten
Vincent508: good run everybody
circusofkirkus: ooh, a stray, don't feed it or it'll never leave Kappa
TehAmelie: i did SL1 once. you get so much firepower by spending all your souls on pyromancy, and you avoid all the fights you possibly can, so it's easier than you might think. died a LOT of course
Silver_Kn1ght: Heads up chat, orgartocsting1986 just sent me a link to some scam/spam/other bullshit. Be wary, the bots are learning to not type in chat
rarermonsters: When you bring your kitchen table deck and your friend turn 1 charbelchers you
pixelsatdawngaming: Try 5 handing your weapon
Jorge4hg: the whole thing
Lettuce_Toast: @GoodSirMortimer It definitely seems like the kind of blunt storytelling I wouldn't expect from dark souls
Lettuce_Toast: might just be your stats are too low
Vyous: a 3rd hand would be a near DS item
hotgreenflames: sounds like my past dnd alchemist
poopado: @TehAmelie yeah a well routed pyro sl1 is oddly easier than a normal blind play through
TemporallyAwry: Alternatively, have you tried more swords?
karmakamikaze: @Silver_Kn1ght I saw a different bot whisper me earlier, same username style though, ending in a year.
silenceaux: Could wear a ring of snacrifice
Laserbeaks_Fury: equip a Dreihander
Kramburger: Have you tried doing posture damage so you can ge a shinobi kill?
itsr67: *mini fanfare*
Earthenone: ahh the three handed sword, one of my favorite munchkn items
BTC1220: General Grievous it up
Galactic_pain: I prefer using 4 hands with my weapons
Crowbar_Is_Ready: so i never liked that this guy looks identicle to the first boi, but is just so much stronger, felt lke a really weird signal to me
gay_unicorn_of_love: plussing weapons is a huge part of dealing dmg on dks
Jorge4hg: sir pls
snowewolf: im currently writing my ethics from for my project proposal for masters. how your day going ?
rarermonsters: What an image would that be, a 4 armed warrior quadwielding a greatsword
SajuukSjet: Nihilst Arbys :D
Jorge4hg: Totally safe
innovativemethods: stray demon? stray from where?
itsr67: "found your problem, got a demon in yer basement"
Kramburger: Inch by Inch
Alness49: Just work that taint
Crowbar_Is_Ready: the explostion effect looks waaaaay nicer
pixelsatdawngaming: Butt stuff move
NanashiSword: butt drop
SplittingImage77: Stray demon? Like was the owner careless and the demon got away? Any "If found, call..." tag?
Lettuce_Toast: This seems like an easy enough win with the +1
BrindleBoar: swiggity swooty
GarQuithnik: how much taco bell did this guy have
Kramburger: This is a weid WWE 2k19 mod
aesir_blade: didnt' excalibur come from a lake?
Earthenone: excalibur moved around a lot
dialMforMara: @aesir_blade I think Excalibur is the one that came from the stone
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LiQUiD_affinity: isn't that this fight tho?
KingXicor: They sent a second stringer!
korvys: That sounds like a Warioware game
ArcOfTheConclave: !findquote r1
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SajuukSjet: ah! Ant-Man then :P
BrowneePoints: Stray demon? more like THICC demon
TehAmelie: i'm picturing the demon sitting and writing a book now. it looks so sad
aesir_blade: @dialMforMara that was caledfwlch, the lady of the lake gave arthur excalibur
kynelwynn: Like fighting a raid boss in WoW then
Kramburger: Uh sir, I found you demon straying on the streets, could you please collect it from the pound?
kalateth: sounds like the Lao Shan fight from Monsterhunter 2... all you ever saw was the belly.....
innovativemethods: Why did Arthur need *two* swords?
Brok3nGol3m: guyjudgeButt bombar3What bombar3SAY
SpacePotato01: to be fair, he is at least 90% butt
Kramburger: Call the Demon Catcher, we got a stray
electric_claire: Did the remaster fix Stray Demon's absolutely bonkers AOE?
shadowypenguin: excalibur was the special one
Crowbar_Is_Ready: noice!
rarermonsters: Can't confuse a stray demonwith a wandering demon. Entirely different demons
Lettuce_Toast: Greed kiiill
Kramburger: lrrGREED lrrHORN lrrGREED lrrHORN
DaMullet14: First Try
Brok3nGol3m: lrrGREED lrrGREED
Golldum: FIRST TRY
RomanGoro: This is where I get greedy and die
aesir_blade: The one in Izalith is the Demon Firesage right?
TehAmelie: gee Billy, how come your mom lets you kill TWO demons?
pixelsatdawngaming: Butt victory achieved
PaperDoopliss: Look at this scrub, dying in dark souls
Silver_Kn1ght: aesir_blade depending on the source they are the same sword
silenceaux: S L A B
Rhinoceritis: YOU DEFEATED
girlpainting: wait a second.....if that is the stray demon.....can it be that he is the demon who is sitting on the bridge in DS3?
NanashiSword: Yeah Firesage
kat2kool: Firesage is the Izalith one
ForOhForError: probably better to forget izalith
TehAmelie: lrrHORN
niccus: i'm trying to sneak around but i'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps attracting the undead
ehsteveG: Kudos
ArcOfTheConclave: was that Ben in the other room?
vegetalss4: Kudos!
chesul: yea, wandering is the tutorial boss, stray is this one, and firesage is the last version.
PaperDoopliss: We salute you
Crowbar_Is_Ready: kudos all around
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lettuce_Toast: It was a good fight
itsr67: kudos cam
SnackPak_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
kat2kool: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
JohnPraw: I'm proud of you.
itomeshi: Clap-clap-clap-clap!
silenceaux: aka, You're good at your job
Laserbeaks_Fury: You did get the ring, right?
NathanJay_GA: lrrGOAT
girlpainting: come to think bout it, the stray demon in DS3 also uses the jump attack
Kramburger: You did not cheat yourself, Cam
1losttheGame: You made that fight look very easy, which means you did great!
KingXicor: Darks souls is the Dark Souls of video games.
aesir_blade: i think "wandering demon" is a mandela-ism
ayirbudd: dark souls is the dark souls of dark souls
PaperDoopliss: You need to be very high IQ to appreciate Dark Souls
GoodSirMortimer: @girlpainting It's definitely the same kind of demon. Don't know that it's the exact one though
Golldum: are you gonna kill the other black night?
Golldum: kappa
Vincent508: ( ' . ' ) / kirby salutes you.
Silver_Kn1ght: wandering demon is another name for the Titanite demons
TehAmelie: it's worse than the Goddamn power glove
girlpainting: GoodSirMortimer possible though
innovativemethods: Also hold on "caedflych" cannot be pronounced "Clarent"
NathanJay_GA: It' sooo biiig...
Dusk_Shine: chip butty?
tim19862: LUL
Lettuce_Toast: I love "wizard" being used as a positive adjective
silenceaux: So do you think this game is so comforting because at this point, you know exactly what to expect?
Kramburger: Ah, Scotland
Invitare: French? DansGame
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes, The Wizard, a kids movie where a young girl screams "He touched my breast!"
NanashiSword: Pretty much
Alness49: A fry sandwich
GoodSirMortimer: @girlpainting In theory, although you have to answer the question of how is it still alive if we just killed it
Invitare: it's a sandwich with chips in
Simju: butty is any kind of sandwich
korvys: It's a chip sandwich (of any kind)
Invitare: nothing French about it
rybackgaming: buttered roll, with chips in it.
NathanJay_GA: Just a big ol pile of carbs and fat
Taveena: Yeah it's not necessarily that big
Dusk_Shine: two slices on white bread with steak fries and ketchup
Lettuce_Toast: It's a sandwich with chips in it basically
Galactic_pain: Yeah
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SamanthaVess: It's just a scoop of chips in a sandwich roll here
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cynimo: so in belgium we frequently eat french bread with sauce vegetables meat and french fries and it's called a "mitraillette" which is the french word for automatic rifle
girlpainting: GoodSirMortimer he is a optional boss....in ds1 you can also kill the god kid in anorlondo, but in ds3 he gets eaten
cynimo: no diea why though
tim19862: neat
vegetalss4: White Dwarf, really was interesting sometimes.
snowewolf: a chip-butty is "french fry" and butter sandwich
TehAmelie: oh yeah, the spoopy boys next. here i was getting ready to go to bed
Lettuce_Toast: Niiiice
tim19862: lol
GoodSirMortimer: @girlpainting Fair
Alness49: The hero we deserve!
girlpainting: so canonicly, it is possible
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Neojetangel: Ah so we're about the same age Cam
Lettuce_Toast: It's just "death by carbs"
SnackPak_: All the food groups
Dusk_Shine: i mean, there's always the classic Primanti Bros. sandwich
pyrehand: On the topic of GW, have you taken a look at vermintide?
TehAmelie: an automatic rifle is probably statistically not as good at killing you as French food
Invitare: no no no. French Fries are nowhere near as good as proper chips in a butty
kat2kool: Makes me think of the poutine pizza I once had. so bad but so gooood
Lettuce_Toast: Fuck, now I'm hungry
DaMullet14: Primanti Bros sandwiches are food perfection
itomeshi: Add vinagar-heavy cole slaw :)
korvys: I think a chip butty would typically have thicker chips than french fries, but yes, that's the idea.
itomeshi: @DaMullet14 Thank you.
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KingXicor: I remember that issue, fellow old-ster.
Dusk_Shine: meat and cheese, on two big slices of italian sandwich bread, with fries, vinegar coleslaw, and tomatoes on it
zerragonoss: Now i am just stuck imagine a deer made of french-fires.
tim19862: katesLol LUL TehAmelie rofl
rarermonsters: The human brain has a lot of great apps but it's firmware is shit
DaMullet14: itomeshi I moved out of pittsburgh years ago, but I always try to get one when I visit
SamanthaVess: @Invitare Yeah, you want chip-shop style rooFat
kalateth: we
SamanthaVess: Hmm
Neojetangel: the olds indeed
Kumakaori: I've re-subbed w/ prime, but it wont let me announce it for another week <__<; on my sub-verssary.... prime subs are jank now <<;.
Dhaunayne: i wish i were still in my late 30s
girlpainting: but german cars are statisticly better then franch food ;-)
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can you belive next year it'll be the Twenties again?
kalateth: we're not old... we're just putting on layers of varnish and detail lines
KingXicor: Yes. late 30's. Definitely not mid 40's.
Alness49: They just have to be lucky once
Earthenone: the 1920's were called "the roaring 20's" what do you think the 2020's will be called?
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northos: everything in the game is dangerous. even the camera. especially the camera.
SquareDotCube: That stone in the road? Dangerous!
kalateth: on fire?
Vincent508: Fromsoft: game is dangerous(tm)
NanashiSword: at least it wasn't an arrow to the knee
Golldum: they are still dangerous, you just understand them and respect them less because of it
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Boring 20s
Galactic_pain: I’m just here looking up a picture of a bacon butty
Lettuce_Toast: I always loved how he just raised his crossbow at point blank range like "try it, fucker"
zerragonoss: I think the 2020s will just be the melting 20's
TehAmelie: the arrows in the face are the worst, automatic stun and all
tim19862: Laserbeaks_Fury yeah, and we'll all have great hindsight Kappa
pixelsatdawngaming: Screaming Twenties
Alness49: @Earthenone We won't know until the 2030s
rarermonsters: The Whimpering Twenties
vegetalss4: Yeah, the twenties, which is the first in many set of decades that won't sound wrong.
Brok3nGol3m: that bodes well
chrono2x: The REBELLION
girlpainting: hey they finaly removed this strange white ring in that house
ArcOfTheConclave: "The Dark Times"
NathanJay_GA: will we have 2020s?
ContingentCat: the wailing twenties
innovativemethods: I'm still not sure what the 00's are called.
PMAvers: The Scouring of the Earth
CastleOtranto: The Poor-ing Twenties?
Alahmnat: the end?
korbl: The Burning Twenties
itsr67: 20XX is what it'll be called
itsr67: gotta close those capcom loops
Mysticman89: has there been any further news on the possibility of from software doing a game set in the game of thrones universe?
niccus: spicy bridge
DaMullet14: 20X6
JohnPraw: Well done.
silenceaux: That did a surprising lack of damage
1losttheGame: i thought this was no major glitches Kappa
PMAvers: As a wise man once said, "toasty!"
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN perfect trick
wildpeaks: hence giving the controller a taste for blood
rybackgaming: Cam at SGDQ this year?
TehAmelie: those stairs always make me nervous about falling into the void
LadyTL: Like Share and Subscribe Kappa
Earthenone: well yeah, it would be rude for the dragon to hit you when you are not holding a controller
silvalunae: no luck, all skill
Lettuce_Toast: oh no
kalateth: who doesn't love poison pooch?
Baldrash: Ooh, Capra time?
Crowbar_Is_Ready: dogs and knife bois!
wildpeaks: scritches is the name of our blade, isn't it
Alness49: Oh Twitter's hearing about this one!
ContingentCat: lrrAWW
TehAmelie: oh yeah, this is the part that the Wolf ring is for
Tisme_: scritches means stitches
KingXicor: Doggie is itchin' for a scritchin'!
rybackgaming: Can you pet the dog in Dark Souls? Technically yes, but wouldn't recommend it.
Lettuce_Toast: Save sad mage boi
1y1e: more of a pet than Ghost got tby
Xiff_: Can you pet the dog? Define "pet"
Jovh11: Can talk about how hazardous that doorway is?
coolbond: thank god for shurikens in sekiro
coolbond: and that the dogs are weak af
Earthenone: hey talking loot!
ForOhForError: we came to save you, lightweight armor set
GoodSirMortimer: This guy and the pyromancer are my favourites
Taveena: His best.
ehsteveG: I just realized we find the nerd character trapped in a locker
ChroniclerC: His spare clothes.
Kramburger: DOUG NOOO
rarermonsters: NO DOLORES!
TehAmelie: hmm, he must not be the first sorcerer the dogs have locked into this room
BrindleBoar: wait why is he in a room with a corpse wearing the same outfit?
BrindleBoar: I've never thought about that
TehAmelie: see above
GoodSirMortimer: This guy is a powerful mage that can't blast his way through a rotting wooden door and the pyromancer is a guy with the power of fire that can't burn his way out of a barrel
Earthenone: the corpse is his "wilson"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that technically a barrel roll?
GoodSirMortimer: Like a spy, yeah
Lettuce_Toast: Is the set not a slightly different one?
silenceaux: Commando seems... Wrong?
Seagulyus: BrindleBoar the thought is he is an assassin that killed that wizard for betraying their people
zerragonoss: He has the stealth ring right.
silenceaux: But maybe that's just because he's a weiner
aesir_blade: he graduated top of his class in the navy seals?
TehAmelie: i accidentally killed him one time and he apparently only carries the quiet ring
Lettuce_Toast: yeah he's a mage spy
Seagulyus: I think Cam is the one the mentioned that last time he played this for TS
BrindleBoar: well getting locked in a room with a corpse seems like a shitty way to go about assassin'ing, but okay
silenceaux: I mean, the ring that makes your movement silent can also just be a tool for cowards
GoodSirMortimer: Less Rambo more Agent 86 in my opinion
m0nkeyrama: I legit didn't know you could do that :o
Crowbar_Is_Ready: i.....did NOT know you could do that
TehAmelie: somebody slams a sword into the door SO HARD the shockwave kills you
kalateth: cheese 101
Earthenone: who opened the doors? lrrSPOOP
slopoppotamus: Sounds animu
BrindleBoar: KNOCK KNOCK
hotgreenflames: hotline miami style
ShadeofHades: In Hotline Miami door-stuns are vital
Izandai: Probably a Bruce Lee flick.
Crowbar_Is_Ready: do you need a large weapon for that cheese to work?
BrowneePoints: Ooooo Cam needs to play Dead Cells AND Hollow Knight!
Jovh11: Is the mail breaker supposed to be a letter opener?
aesir_blade: I know that it's definitely a move you can do in Exalted, which is super wuxia
Dusk_Shine: i imagine that's in a jet li movie somewhere
head_cannon: Reminds me of Hotline Miami, where doors are one of the most useful weapons in the game.
kalateth: one punch man season 1... punch so hard the mountain behind the target vaporized
Lettuce_Toast: One Punch Man does that sort of when Saitama is sparring with Genos
GoodSirMortimer: @Jovh11 Mail as in chainmail
offbeatwitch: there's a mask in hotline miami that makes doors lethal
offbeatwitch: don juan
Izandai: I mean, there was literally a Bruce Lee fight scene with a guy called The Jet (apparently) where Jet kicked so hard he blew out some candles. Like actually for real.
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's a Danny Kaye film, right?
DaMullet14: Has TS played Hotline Miami? It seems like the kind of game you could talk about for a while
TehAmelie: we'll always have that time Bruce Lee kicked a guy so hard the guy standing next to him broke his arm. by accident.
GoodSirMortimer: @offbeatwitch My favourite mask
Lettuce_Toast: Thief armour seeet
sopranocat: ~busts in door~ DID SOMEONE MENTION THE COURT JESTER?!
cynimo: time for bullshit doggo fight?
Kramburger: Reminds me of that PA comic "I punched him so hard he disconnected"
nicol_bolish: Yeah, but Bruce Lee was an Epic level monk whereas the rest of humanity are just people.
GoodSirMortimer: If I remember, he was catching the guy that got kicked
girlpainting: i am inavadeble....i am ironman
itsr67: At what point of being evil do your eyes start glowing red? Level 2 evil?
Izandai: D&D feat: Shockwave strike. AOE on your monk strikes.
Earthenone: dont you need to be non human to be summoned?
Kramburger: Bus the Capra Demon. I cheeses it with dung balls
JohnPraw: That guy could use some moisturizer.
Kramburger: Gynneth Platrow?
innovativemethods: I thought that was Gwenyth Paltrow?
SpookyScary0_0: i mean with the black knight sword you will kill capra in 4 hits or something
Lettuce_Toast: Sun Soul monk already gives you DBZ style energy blasts
vegetalss4: @Earthenone I'm pretty sure you have to be human.
TheBaitandSwitch: You don't need to be human to be summoned, you need to be human to summon others
phenexian: Kate Moss is very strange.
samwonk: "Give me souls and I'll give you the fungus that was on /this/ side of the bars!"
Lettuce_Toast: You need to be human to summon but not to BE summoned
Mysticman89: capra and doggos are the warm up for o&s multitasking. except the hard part of capra is actually having no space
Lettuce_Toast: You're in a mid area
m0nkeyrama: It won't work in here
Ins0mniZack: you just can't put it in the sewer
Kramburger: Sounds like we're engaging in Jolly Cooperation
silenceaux: We had to start in offline mode, didn't we...?
Silver_Kn1ght: just need to be in an area that can have boss. The aquaduct is part of firelink
Lettuce_Toast: Try near the fog gate
aesir_blade: Putting down soapsign for other people to summon you lets you fish for humanity you'd need to go human yourself
Earthenone: ohh yeah we d/ced
electric_claire: You need to be within a certain distance of an uncompleted boss fight
poopado: how sick would a Lordran/Lothric plane set be for mtg
innovativemethods: You're in offline mode, no?
BrindleBoar: yeah you're in an 'inbetween' area
BrindleBoar: although it's still grayed out?
TheBaitandSwitch: makes sense, no messages
hotgreenflames: isnt this just grixis?
Izandai: d'oh
Vincent508: man nice loading times
Lettuce_Toast: and if you get invaded you can just fight capara
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Silver_Kn1ght: electric_claire doesn't have to be uncompleted.
kat2kool: @poopado man it'd be even more zombie heavy than Amonkhet
TheBaitandSwitch: can't get invaded while hollow
silenceaux: I've often had a difficult time assisting people here. Feels like a lot of people that still play just skip with the key
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GoodSirMortimer: My best luck with getting summoned was, unsurprisingly, O&S
FlumeToSplume: Is this the end of the stream?
kynelwynn: Yqay Cam pronounced it right!
Dusk_Shine: awww, cori didn't sing it. xD
poopado: @kat2kool yeah i guess "undead tribal" would be a huge thing. A ton of the general aesthetics overlap already. Feel like a lot of the mana pie lore fits as well, pyro stuff being red, sorceries blue, miracles white, abyss black etc
ArcOfTheConclave: maybe I find the good game lol
offbeatwitch: we successfully became human
samwonk: I promise you, there are no forking paths that escape into a game a different writer made.
silenceaux: Maybe, in the multiverse of Become Human, there is a single, sole universe that Isn't Completely Stupid
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PMAvers: Which is the path in Detroit that fires David Cage into the sun and someone competent writes the rest of the game?
kat2kool: @poopado and green would be everything from Darkroot. man I really want this crossover now!
offbeatwitch: "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards" is definitely one my new favourite quotes
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zerragonoss: I think my favorite thing about become human is the idea that David Cage embraced his inability to make humans characters and just made a game about robots.
Feminine_Desires: Someone went in without calling for your help lrrAWW
offbeatwitch: also i've just been quoting code ment a lot recently because goddamn it's 9 years old and still funny
Kramburger: Would you guys do a Talking Sim about the industry in general, i.e: the Riot walkouts, the whole Bioware sitch, or the sexual harassment stuff at Quantic Dreams?
Mysticman89: the tricky thing with this game is people often play for the challenge, so summoning help almost feels like cheating.
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offbeatwitch: "is the robot okay?" "I dunno! The status screen just says Jessica Alba's Movie Career!" "that bad, huh?"
Dusk_Shine: Rechargeable frenchman is such a great name
silenceaux: I've never had much luck assisting people with Capra, personally.
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Cepsys: we all have that hoodie from college
poopado: @kat2kool yea a lot fits, chaos demons = rakdos, all the church stuff = orhoz, sheath doing science stuff = simic, tons of gross creatures = golgari, some of the friendlier covenants = azorus/seleysnia, knights = boros, assassins = dimir, normal beats = grul
Alness49: It's well crafted and feels lived in
silenceaux: Dark Souls is a highly consistent game.
cynimo: rich corinthian leather, also yes its ok to ahvea comfort zone
kynelwynn: Just so long as one does not merely remain in nostalgia and dfoesn't spurn new things simply because they are new
Taveena: Is it Gwyndolin
UnhingedBear: I think Cam has a password set. The icon under stam bar means that I believe.
Taveena: Gwyndolin is... complicated.
Taveena: Gender is weird.
RomanGoro: It's good comfort food game
TehAmelie: there's a great article somewhere with a solid headcanon that makes Gwyndolin a great trans character
Lettuce_Toast: Immediate BS
poopado: the thing with gwyndoleion though is literally no one brings up their representation as a negative or makes a big deal about it as far as I know. I could be wrong
JohnPraw: You've got this.
PhorrestGaze: lrrFINE
m0nkeyrama: Good old capra camera
NanashiSword: ok should be all good now
Mysticman89: hard part down
m0nkeyrama: oops
JohnPraw: To be honest, I always assumed they meant for you to play it this way.
Earthenone: its nice cappra follows the rule of 3's
Lettuce_Toast: Flawless
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
NanashiSword: benginTry benginTry benginTry
Earthenone: just do the thing 3 times
Dusk_Shine: wow, that leap at you from the stairs
northos: katesNice
offbeatwitch: I do really love the design of this area but the boss could do with not being here
Invitare: this "boss arena" is absurd. It's like they knew how terrible the camera was *and decided to use that*
m0nkeyrama: ezpz
korvys: benginTry
TehAmelie: well, "solid headcanon" in the sense the game doesn't definitely contradict it
offbeatwitch: like this is a neat little secret garden
Mysticman89: did capra just use a plunging attack on you? thats hardly fair.
korvys: It's an interesting fight, 1 vs 4 - 2 Dogs, Demon, and the BUSSING CAMERA
Lettuce_Toast: bed. of. chaos.
northos: yeah I think Dark Souls 1 is VERY short on well made boss fights, tb'h
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES bed of chaos
wildpeaks: at least Sekiro is more polished regarding tutorials
vegetalss4: I think I'm one of the only people that kinda like Bed of Chaos.
zerragonoss: I belive the people who did the remaster wanted to change more but were not allowed to.
Lettuce_Toast: Sif, Ornstein and Smough and taurus demon are all very good, though
JohnPraw: Great stream. That was fun.
ghostvalv: lrrHEART
rasterscan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Dark Occult) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (42s ago).
Nigouki: Ben is being left alone again? D:
Pazzix: :D
RomanGoro: Oooooh NMS!
Brok3nGol3m: thanks for the stream!
ArcOfTheConclave: This is darksouls, turds and all
AlienNanobots: Norman's Sky hype!
Kramburger: A Noping of Teeth
m0nkeyrama: Adam is in, too. Ben has a firend again
cynimo: what will there be noping about?
Morrigan9: more dice!
Cepsys: awesome!
sopranocat: Cameron DM DF Oh boy!!
m0nkeyrama: friend even
silvalunae: it's on my birfday!
thefileclerk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:01:56.
Crowbar_Is_Ready: so excited for DF cam!
kat2kool: the trailer is awesome!
vegetalss4: Bye
thefileclerk: awww×
sacrenos: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Dark Occult) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
maestrith: surprised that Ben didn't come in and just take over.
m0nkeyrama: Excited for Dice Friends, it's going to be so good
Crowbar_Is_Ready: burning bright really really sucked me in, can't wait to see where that world has gone
maestrith: Has Adam gotten over the plague yet?
m0nkeyrama: He is feeling mostly better?
Crowbar_Is_Ready: i think so?
Crowbar_Is_Ready: pretty sure james said he'd be here
maestrith: yay!
m0nkeyrama: he'll be here, he said so on his home stream
maestrith: @m0nkeyrama thanks :)
Nigouki: yay, screams in stereo again
Voxiogamer: where is the let's nope ?
Solipsody: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Dark Occult) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
m0nkeyrama: starting soon
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Solipsody: If something is already occult, is dark redundant? You don't hear about a lot of shiny happy occult goings-on. I guess you don't hear about occult goings-on generally, but still.
m0nkeyrama: Hm, happy occult 🤔
karmakamikaze: There can definitely be bright occult stuff. A lot of modern witchcraft is pretty in the light?
karmakamikaze: : D
nnaimad: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
nnaimad: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: The Dark Occult) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
TehAmelie: it could be both occult and dark. and grimdark too
FireFlower18: false hope to the downtrodden
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Ben and Adam are looking into the occult. The dark kind. Probably pretty spooky tbh. Well not THAT spooky. Kinda like if Casper jumped out of a closet. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D6AN28SUwAAWPnk.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1125915149884256256
erloas: Yeah, much of the witch stuff now is not really that dark.
NimrodXIV: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
m0nkeyrama: That startled me LUL
Solipsody: OC Cult Don't Steal.
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LadyTL: JUMPSCARE!
Riandisa: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL seabatBRAIN benginDab lrrSIGNAL
aWabbajack: oh nope time
aWabbajack: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
m0nkeyrama: spooky giggle lrrSPOOP
KV1NN4: Wait has Spoopifer always giggles or was that the game?
maestrith: I wonder if we will still get a conversation with the chair...
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Juliamon: That was the game
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Alness49: @KV1NN4 Yes
wildpeaks: so, is it a game about examining objects in a creepy house and solving puzzles while jumpscares happen, or an insane asylum this time ?
Alahmnat: spoops!
Alahmnat: *urns down headphones*
Alahmnat: *turns, even
Matsunen: I want my spooks!
maestrith: lrrSPOOP
m0nkeyrama: urns is appropriate SeriousSloth
Earthenone: !lnbingo
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TalesFromTheManaCrypt: woo spoops time!
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Alahmnat: hehe
LadyTL: UHM
Pal_Friendpatine: Wait... are those thunderstorms in stream or outside my window??!?! lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
m0nkeyrama: Creepy kid laughter seabatYIKES
jamesinor: Spoops today, spoops right now, spoops with great immediacy
AzureDragonGod: time to get spooped
LadyTL: Nope didn't like that one bit
Suffix: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Matsunen: Both, Pal; Both
wildpeaks: lrrSPOOP
Lanthess: If you're wondering if anyone else heard that kid larugh, the answer is no.
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
snake12341: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
MrQBear: Augh I forgot that lets nope was coming on and I actually got spooked by the thunder sound
Papperslappen: lrrSPOOP
Dhaunayne: time to turn my volume down
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korvys: lrrSPOOP
PhorrestGaze: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: hallo
m0nkeyrama: Eyyy, the boys are back together!
ghostvalv: he's here!
Alness49: It's the Nugget Centurian himself! benginPun benginDab
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Suffix: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Pazzix: woot!
snake12341: The boys are back in town
Pal_Friendpatine: Pretty sure you’re right @matsunen
Suffix: LOOK AT THAT HEALTHY BOY
Taveena: 85%
Earthenone: ahh the "reduce fvolume by 75%" transition
m0nkeyrama: Looking good though, you two!
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LadyTL: "guess I'm dying?"
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: hai adam! glad you're feeling better.
Suffix: Good news: You still have blood
Grescheks: yay clean blood tests at least!
HavenJunde: that is a hecking MOOD, Adam
Solipsody: We're all dying, Ben.
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone! <3 KonCha
AzureDragonGod: Is this old age?
WearingCats_CwC subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
WearingCats_CwC: We're all dying. Hello, time to do the spoops
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korvys: No longer in 4:3
Alness49: Slap the table!
Taveena: they love it when you point at the youtube
AlienNanobots: Huh. That was exactly where YouTube is on my bookmarks bar.
Matsunen: Constant state of dying
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m0nkeyrama: LUL that meme was great
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Nigouki: the absolute worst is when you're just starting to get the aging stuff but you're still so young that your doctor dismisses your concerns because of your "youth"
WearingCats_CwC: But Serge is so adorable :p
korvys: My villager grinder
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Tisme_: 6 months! Thanks for all the laughs and spoops.
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Suffix: Here you go Ben: https://i.imgur.com/DdW4QB1.png
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: Does that mean he should play aristocrats?
LadyTL: Grinding minecraft villagers into diesel nbd
Kramburger: Serge automates it so his hands are clean. His conscience on the other hand...
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Catcard: you have no fucking idea how glad I am that you guys are streaming. It's been a hard, hard day.
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CantWearHats: cantweYEAH
m0nkeyrama: That's depressing :(
AzureDragonGod: NOO my illusions of imortality
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ecobeing: tunes in for talks got spool bois the fun of timezones
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Kramburger: Eat at Arbys
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TalesFromTheManaCrypt: niiiiiiiiiice
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Tisme_: nice
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ninja_theory_ashrams: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Dark Souls
Rhynerd: Nice!
itomeshi: Wow, Adam did just get old.
1losttheGame: OH GOD
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karmakamikaze: Such great energy here : D
ecobeing: woo auto correct?!
Matsunen: Next big sub is 420?
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m0nkeyrama: Oh my
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HesGotNoPants: @loadingreadyrun title change?
TheExactSame: pennies
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jamesinor: Uh... Can we stop talking about Grandma's pocket?
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KNACC: my good boys are here! lrrDARK GayPride lrrHEART
grandmaspocket: no
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NimrodXIV: now it's time to YELL
KV1NN4: bleedpurple50 bonus5 Finally watched the VOD for Pamali the other day and as someone who grew up in Malaysia (right next door to Indonesia) less than 5 minutes into you and Alex cleaning that house I was BESIDE myself with superstition based anxiety/nostalgic fear. That house even had oil lamps like my aunts' used to (which did NOT even have electricity OR running water, it was EVEN MORE rural)! Great game, looking forward to you playing it again. Looking forward to this too!
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monakai: Ready for the spoops!
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Mysticman89: talking sim and yelling sim
ghostvalv: screaming simulator?
CantWearHats: *graham runs in with a steel chair* BAH GAWD
Kramburger: Grandmas' pocket is full of homemade sweets that she insists on making using too much butter and sugar
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1losttheGame: it just went back?
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Voxiogamer: You guy's are awesome you're the highlight of my week I laugh my hardest during this :)
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innovativemethods: But what if we had an occult, but it was dark?
Kykiwi: this game sounds like a watch and play game