v_nome: I should be building a Commander deck. I need a fun deck that's less prone to me saying "in response"
v_nome: or "at the end of your turn"
Welbog: Throw away them instants.
v_nome: It's actually mostly creatures
v_nome: !card Chainer, Dementia Master
LRRbot: Chainer, Dementia Master [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Minion [3/3] | Nightmare creatures get +1/+1. / {B}{B}{B}, Pay 3 life: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. That creature is black and is a Nightmare in addition to its other creature types. / When Chainer, Dementia Master leaves the battlefield, exile all Nightmares.
v_nome: just lots of saccing my board or reanimating. lol
Welbog: How is it both a master and a minion!?
Welbog: What kind of a Richard Garfield would allow that?!
NomenNeminis: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (13s from now).
v_nome: Master of Dementia, minion of Cabal Patriarch (who frankly does not sound like a legendary creature)
PhoenixMelior: just do what I did and play Prossh
hippitybobbity: prossh is fun
hippitybobbity: or do what I did
hippitybobbity: which is make a frankly bad deck because you want to play aristocrats
v_nome: haha
hippitybobbity: if youre not a threat you get left alone (taps side of head)
v_nome: I am in the process of making various frankly bad decks as I try to have one ready for tonight hopefully without disassembling Chainer
PhoenixMelior: yeah my Prossh deck is actually just aristocrats
PhoenixMelior: there's one card that makes it good though
hippitybobbity: yeah prosh is good for tha
lare291: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
PhoenixMelior: !card Furystoke Giant
LRRbot: Furystoke Giant [3RR] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/3] | When Furystoke Giant enters the battlefield, other creatures you control gain "{T}: This creature deals 2 damage to any target" until end of turn. / Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no −1/−1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a −1/−1 counter on it.)
hippitybobbity: Jundbois
v_nome: I feel like I'd play Shattergang if I was trying to play Jund... but then I'd still probably do too much at instant speed
TheMerricat: Afternoon chat! ^_^
hippitybobbity: Afternoon Cat!
PhoenixMelior: I actually want to cut Shattergang
PhoenixMelior: too expensive.
v_nome: oh that's a neat card
PhoenixMelior: Furystoke Giant is a feared card in my playgroup lol
hippitybobbity: the only reason I have a dinosaurs deck is that I had a really good time in ixalan
hippitybobbity: just drafted all the pieces
v_nome: Nice
hippitybobbity: did people in here get to prerelease War btw
Metric_Furlong: I didn't Kappa
hippitybobbity: yes well youre not allowed
v_nome: I did not. played a couple sealeds on Arena is all so far
PhoenixMelior: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (7m ago).
PhoenixMelior: okay that's what I thought
Amentur: The title did just change. Progress
PhoenixMelior: as cool as the flavour on WAR is, I think it looks rather miserable to play
WrightJustice: I did not but a friend got me a code for arena draft benginHeart
PhoenixMelior: or maybe it's just difficult to watch
v_nome: Yeah I've not had a good time with it.
hippitybobbity: that might be true
hippitybobbity: but Ive been having a blast
PhoenixMelior: which is what matters
hippitybobbity: except when I run out of luck, which is when it becomes a garbage format for toilet persons
v_nome: lol
accountmadeforants: I did, went 1-1 and went home because I was far too tired to be there in the first place.
TheSpindash: It's a checkpoint!
accountmadeforants: lrrSIGNAL
TheAinMAP: katesAir
AgentMagicMaster: huzzah! lrrSIGNAL
TheMerricat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the hole!
banderbear91: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
snowcookies: Hello
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TheSpindash: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Metric_Furlong: time to point some checks
Rhynerd: Greet.
ArgentGriever: Indeed
MostCallMe__Tim: not started yet?
QuantumTwitch: !Next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (12m ago).
NomenNeminis: MostCallMe__Tim Not yet!
masta2505: Right On Time!
Rhynerd: Starting is in progress.
hoktauri subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
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ronator: anyone watch the new ghost recon world premiere stream
Dared00: Chenkpok!
PhoenixMelior: wyyy
Lizardman175: Beejpoint
ArgentGriever: A point of checks
Theycallmejokke: HeEey right back
Metric_Furlong: hey Beej
FITorion: Beej point
NomenNeminis: Hi! BeejPoint?
PhoenixMelior: ooh, a Beejpoint
azlan121: chairpoint
margieargie: Only Beej
Rhynerd: I didn’t get the memo until it passed.
Kain292: beejpoint
TXC2: Hello Everybody
Astra7525: DieSanic?
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
PhoenixMelior: Nintendopoint!
TheMerricat: Beejpoin! cheer100
Invitare: there is only one host now
Amentur: Hello Beej and Paul lrrHEART
PanickedFox: Beul Point
Rufran: Hi Beej
Riandisa: Good afternoon Paul and Beej
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Aigarius: Beej is only simulation
TheWarbo: you can't fool us beej, that's an mp3 of paul
fuzzy_died: Hi beej and paul
coolbond: a Beej Point this week
Sektor88: May 9th is Piccolo day
NomenNeminis: Like you don't have many recordings of Paul's voice.
hippitybobbity: chenkponk
accountmadeforants: Bit of a delay on that Paul soundboard there Beej
BlueMechanic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
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TXC2: Ok it's seems my SUPER slow internet is holding
leeroy418: Yay Beej!
TXC2: Hello Beej
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shimdogwastaken: some *GOOD NEW* on a kinda bummy day
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Frankenfruity: Ah, but Paul does have that generator. :)
dialMforMara: did I miss anything
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Ragnarok2kx: 13 lucky months of LRR !
PhoenixMelior: dialMforMara no
NathanJay_GA: Yarr R)
Rhynerd: If only there was some more time to abuse the green screen system to have a beej in each seat.
Aigarius: sound is perfect
wench_tacular: sound is fine
dialMforMara: oh good
WrightJustice: good sound
Dared00: Sounds okay
TXC2: sound is fine here
7gorobei: sound is fine
fuzzy_died: no it sound great
ArgentGriever: Sound is good for me
Kain292: Sound is fine
NomenNeminis: Next step: build Paul Voice Generator.
SalmirAeon: i hear humming, but i guess that's ok
PhoenixMelior: you sound like butter
Amentur: Sound is fine
MidgardSerpent: sounds like beej
TheMerricat: @dialMforMara Beej ATE Graham and Kathaleen, ON camera!
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Amentur: Reminder about local recording
Dared00: Chenkpok!
Texan_Reverend: Paul, we seem to be getting flicker from the leaf lights for some reason. Especially upper left.
TXC2: TODAY!
Sektor88: Yes lrrBEEJ
PhoenixMelior: Yes!
Rhynerd: Sounds are occurring in a decent combination.
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virre_: Ha, kontrolopuntko. Bonan tempon por subskribi
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Aigarius: wait, we have children? that is news to me!
AmoriLinguae subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
AmoriLinguae: Yay I'm not late to Check the Points.
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Dared00: AAAAAAAAAA
Sektor88: G!
wench_tacular: ha
m0nkeyrama: eeeyyyy
PhoenixMelior: WHAT
Joalni: G!
underhill33: OH SHIIIIT
NimrodXIV: GRAHAM
TXC2: nice
Unas84: G!!!
Ragnarok2kx: NoobMaster69 is runing our children
Robot_Bones: WHAT
shadowxviii: WHAT
dragoon3zero: Graham's Back
accountmadeforants: Whaaaaa
TheAinMAP: Hello Graham!
Amentur: G! lrrWOW
m0nkeyrama: He's back
v_nome: \o/
NomenNeminis: Nicely played!
Rufran: hahaha
Kain292: HAHAHAHA
BtEtta: KNEW IT
mtvcdm: Graham!
Riandisa: Graham!
PhoenixMelior: GRAHAM STARK OUT OF NOWHERE
blast__femur: oh damn we got played, Chat
Astra7525: woooow. the plot twist
NathanJay_GA: The return of Graham!
margieargie: !!!!
aitsu100: YES YES YES
Frankenfruity: LOL Surprise Graham!
Foxmar320 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 65 months, currently on a 65 month streak!
Foxmar320: Yo!
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Theycallmejokke: The Roadquest mines are truly deep and dark
NimrodXIV: I missed Graham!
hippitybobbity: it's g fresh!
TXC2: that's Graham stark's music!
NomenNeminis: I was wondering why they didn't center Beej....
PanickedFox: GRAHAM!!!! WE MISSED YOU!!!
Mangledpixel: !pubg
LRRbot: Sergeant Secretness & the ESports Readiness
BlueMechanic: I suspect that they did this... On Purpose!
masta2505: cheer250 GRAAAAHAAAAM!
wheeleigh subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
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TXC2: !pubg
LRRbot: Playerunknown's Project Runway
Unas84: and a new PUBG nickname, yaaaay!
A_Dub888: BAH GAWD THAT'S GRAHAM'S MUSIC
Phosphatide: kathleen looking a bit rough around the chin today
leeroy418: GAME FOR PEACE, HO BOY
Theycallmejokke: wut
PhoenixMelior: gAME for PEACE
mtvcdm: Send those Chex back to their home planet!
Kain292: Blue Sky Warriors!!!
StarFreak359: WOW
NomenNeminis: "Game For Peace"?!?!
TheMerricat: Nice fakeout! Beej and Graham :-) showlove100
Foxmar320: Amazing
Theycallmejokke: I say again wut
azlan121: thats adorable
hippitybobbity: amazing
blast__femur: they just get teleported to dairy queen
Astra7525: Is that the A/C I can hear in the background?
TXC2: is....is China forcing games to be more wholesome?
Lithobraker: wait wasn't this literally the joke suggestion from the last time 😂
mtvcdm: What if you don't have a phone?
TXC2: what/
CobaltShuriken: oligarch sex dungeons are so secure
masta2505: Why does Beej know about Sex Dungeons of Oligarchs?
accountmadeforants: Or just any kind of authenticator, I guess?
virre_: Argh AXS app is horrible (well when I used theme for sport events) and booking was hard
TheMerricat: I don't want to ask how Beej knows how those sex dungeons work....
AgentMagicMaster: Oh cool. Two factor auth for tickets
Zappeljakob: they have Powerbanks :D
flyingdelorion: Lame, I don't even have a smartphone...
aClonedPickle: something to do with the Masons, surely
FITorion: that's a ... Gravity Falls Bill pin
mtvcdm: Welp! Never going to BlizzCon.
Theycallmejokke: Fuck no
Unas84: excuse?
7gorobei: contacts?
ArgentGriever: Hell to the no.
A_Dub888: aaaaand there's the other foot
KinoGami: welp fuck that
Gallium71: Wat?!!
TXC2: lot of nopes there
coolbond: fuck that
Kain292: I need to listen to my QR codes in my headphones
SerGarretCameron: it is.
Astra7525: @FITorion No, I think it's the Secret Pipesmen pin from Qerpline
Lithobraker: yes it is
LordZarano: "Your device isn't compatible with this version."
TXC2: WOW what a burn
PhoenixMelior: people still go to Blizzcon?
NomenNeminis: Does anyone know of an app that tells you WHY it needs those permissions?
orellien2773: Beej with the burn!
Foxmar320: oh yeah THIS story
mtvcdm: Uh oh, this.
Dared00: Randall Keith Pitchford
niccus: congratulations randy on tweet thread of the year, '19
Emergent_OS subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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NathanJay_GA: dO yOu GuYs nOt HaVe pHoNeS?
coolbond: wait borderlands 3 is happening?
FITorion: yeah you might ne right Astra7525 ... the pipe wrenches look like arms
Phosphatide: what a blissful look on that man
Lithobraker: pitchfork Randy
Theycallmejokke: Oh they count
Foxmar320: I already was not interested in BL3 and now will never buy it
Astra7525: At which point will Randy be declared a liability for his own company...
TheMerricat: So there is this story, and then the one where he started ripping into the original VA for Claptrap.
NimrodXIV: lrrWOW
NathanJay_GA: do shut up, randy
Elspeth_Tirel: He's been a liability for years tbh
TheMerricat: Oh they are getting to that one too.
TXC2: "and the hits kept coming".....silence :P
Elspeth_Tirel: "A thing that you CAN do"
Astra7525: he was VP???
Elspeth_Tirel: as if it's a great honor to be given more work
Ragnarok2kx: The Apology was probably the dealbreake
underhill33: Yikes
NathanJay_GA: Good oll' Randall Keith Pitchford
Elspeth_Tirel: without more pay
Lithobraker: this is female masterbation guy right?
Elspeth_Tirel: yep, that's the guy
ArgentGriever: @Lithobraker That sadly doesn't narrow it down
AWells44 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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wheeleigh: It just keeps going...
Elspeth_Tirel: all in one take
CobaltShuriken: magic
NomenNeminis: Why would you have this conversation over TWITTER?
Robot_Bones: lrrWOW
Kain292: Nailed it.
KidSpanner: That's a good closing line.
AgentMagicMaster: very impressive power he has
TheMerricat: And just a reminder everyone, this time Borderlands will be an Epic store Exclusive!
Emergent_OS: I love Game Informer!
Stoffern: oh no
Foxmar320: wut
Metric_Furlong: NomenNeminis because he makes terrible decisions?
Robot_Bones: umm.... Kay
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
NomenNeminis: Ah, yes. Humanity.
orbitaltuna: HA
Theycallmejokke: Yeah! Humanity
TheAinMAP: Sighs.
Laserbeaks_Fury: oeuf
dialMforMara: I am Bravely Default
PhoenixMelior: R U SRS
AgentMagicMaster: What's wrong with default?????
accountmadeforants: Oh poor children
TXC2: yeap that scans for 14 year olds
starwarsthx1138: wait what? really?????
A_Dub888: This is why we can't have nice things
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Sektor88: Ah, so it's the online equivalent of not having a pair of air jordans
Critterbot: Ah yes...humans.
Gallium71: Yeh, kids operating as intended alas.
Foxmar320: I already hate Fortnight and this just makes me hate it more
hippitybobbity: ah, children
Amentur: Ah teenagers. This sadly makes sense lrrAWW
Trymantha: yeah default as an insult has been a thing for like a year now
PhoenixMelior: the only default I care about is Bravely Default
NimrodXIV: hah
NomenNeminis: And companies' marketing company knows how to use that.
Theycallmejokke: It was doctor martins shoe in my youth
hippitybobbity: hey btw what the hell is wrong with americans
Phosphatide: i was a gap kid
PhoenixMelior: right, I grew up when T&A yoga pants were required to be a girl of any status
gelatosquid: I mean, this is just children doing children things
gelatosquid: this isn't a fortnite problem
Astra7525: The worst part: Envy of others parading their expensive skins around is a central driving force behind the monetization of the game. It's the major incentive to BUY cosmetics
TXC2: or if like me, you'd rather be on fire then were Jeans
Emergent_OS: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:07.
TXC2: *where
ArmadilloAL: I have a feeling Beej isn't talking about Americans here.
NomenNeminis: I had NO idea about all of this jeans-discrimination.
virre_: I am very happy I got into punk at that age and stopped caring about others opinins
Trymantha: yeah fortnite is the scapegoat here
Foxmar320: tell me about it!
PhoenixMelior: NomenNeminis oh yeah, in my school girls HAD to wear jeans with embossed pockets
NomenNeminis: It's human nature
Robot_Bones: beej kids WutFace
Elspeth_Tirel: oof
masta2505: :-(
Gekyouryuu: this is why my school had uniforms. they'd always cite this exact kind of issue
Unas84: XD
snowcookies: lol
Sektor88: Damn, G
orbitaltuna: ccolorD
Phosphatide: wow savage
CobaltShuriken: gg
TXC2: this is bullying problem, not a fortnite problem
Amentur: Very harsch G
wench_tacular: not a damn thing
orbitaltuna: omg i love pikachu dance
TheAinMAP: katesSir
Sektor88: dawww
azlan121: there was a bit thing recently over here with canada goose jackets being the goto status symbol in schools
DarkNacht: Losers only able to wear $60 Adidas
Theycallmejokke: it is, it really is
BtEtta: Gekyouryuu Uniforms didn't really solve the problem either though.
CobaltShuriken: its such a good video loop!
Unas84: @Gekyouryuu soooo, School Uniforms in Fortnite would be the solution is what you're saying? lrrBEEJ
TimbrePanic: it's a full movie
GDwarf: I was so far out of the mainstream at my schools that I avoided fashion-bullying, at least
niccus: i guess we'll see what happens when kids-being-kids runs up against TOS now that fortnite is the world's playground
azlan121: (which are literally hundreds of pounds each)
TXC2: 1billion dollar movie right there
Kain292: katesNice
m0nkeyrama: LUL that's so cute
PhoenixMelior: well there's the stinger
frnknstn: LINK plZ
TheWarbo: For me I definitely remember the relevant purchase being "Starter jacket"
Metric_Furlong: NomenNeminis or one could argue it's a product of living in a society social status is largely determined by wealth
TimbrePanic: I;m so excited for Detective Pikachu
TheMerricat: Even better it shows up if you search for "Detective Pickachu - full movie" and is from the official channel. ^-^
Gekyouryuu: @btetta no, it didn't. but that was the reason they gave for why we had them
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Make amazing things.
PhoenixMelior: oh look, a Beejpoint!
LegionofLashes: TWO GRAHAMS! double the value
Robot_Bones: I will act suprised appropreately
manfred909: slytqOMG slytqOMG slytqOMG
EvilBadman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAA_yWX8ycQ <-Dancing Pikachu
Aigarius: editing Checkpoint was sooo meta
justwhatever_idk: Graham who?
wench_tacular: graham who?
TXC2: now chat, remember to be Surprised
Sektor88: So this is a work lrrBEEJ
accountmadeforants: Graham has spent so much time in the editing mines that everything is in post, now
Phosphatide: the chat replay will be RUINED
m0nkeyrama: Beej going solo today seabatTROG
NomenNeminis: Metric_Furlong It's a combination, probably.
ZeroArcana: hashtag fix it in post
blast__femur: we're professionals, don't worry
SerGarretCameron: mine was a console thing. didn't have any system at home to play games on at home until I was out of High School.
SpookySpaghooti: Graham's back!
Theycallmejokke: Hey everbody it Graham!
TheSpindash: Where did Graham go?! I knew I should have taken object permanence in high school.
MidgardSerpent: spoilers!
Ragnarok2kx: lrrWOW
BounderTree: the pikachu dance is apparently based on a Key & Peele video
TXC2: them some spindly legs
NimrodXIV: ssshh! Spoilers!
Glodenox: G! That's been a while!
Lucien0451: G!
chaostreader: Where is Graham? He appears to not be here.
Phosphatide: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
aitsu100: YES YES YES
KV1NN4: OMG it's Graham! He made it out of the editing mine!
Joalni: Graham! What a surprise! lrrWOW
ArmadilloAL: Empty Chair? feenGasp
Astra7525: *gasp!*
Rufran: WOAH, IT'S GRAHAM!
mothsafterglow: GRAHAM!
blast__femur: oh man it's Graham
Robot_Bones: Oh look its G money
Kain292: YESSSSS
Riandisa: Graham!
Zappeljakob: Suprise-G!
seth_erickson: Graham seabatTROG otzYay
Theycallmejokke: Woaw it's him!
m0nkeyrama: He heeeeeere!
PhoenixMelior: WHAT
AgentMagicMaster: * gasp *
Amentur: Solo Beejpoint! :O A GRAHAM!
Rhynerd: Holy Moly it’s a Graham!
midnight_0il: Woah, I never thought I'd see Graham here again!
Hudson_Watkins: Ayo, I work at a Tinseltown and we got Detective Pikachu tonight, as well as promotional packs of cards! come on in
shadowxviii: WHAT
ARandomPlatypus: Hah Cam-.. I mean Graham
Sektor88: G! lrrBEEJ
NomenNeminis: Ah! Graham!
v_nome: zOMG it's Graham!
TheWarbo: WHOA GRAHAM
Questhere: whos the new guy?
accountmadeforants: lrrWOW
TXC2: GRAHAM HYPU!
BounderTree: oh wow, graham!
Theycallmejokke: I can't believe it
NomenNeminis: I'm so surprised!
Redbassist: woah!
snowcookies: wow
seth_erickson: otzRAD
manfred909: slytqOMG slytqOMG slytqOMG
TimbrePanic: I forgot what Graham looked like
mothsafterglow: woah!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Sektor88: frrrrp
Kain292: [fart]
Rufran: Welcome back, Graham!
Amentur: katesNice
TheMerricat: loll
Robot_Bones: awkwardfart.wav
PhoenixMelior: oh my geez
TXC2: Fart
gnome_friend: awkward_skrt.wav
StarFreak359: awkwardfart.wav
CobaltShuriken: flurb
Astra7525: "Care to check point?"
TheWarbo: flerb
drilmagic: awkward_fart.wav
moonymachine: Way too excited chat. LUL
justwhatever_idk: Major Flerb
SpookySpaghooti: Flerb
mothsafterglow: I trust you.
NomenNeminis: The exchange after the bullying segment was flubbed, iirc.
underhill33: Mawp
StarFreak359 waits
Glodenox: A bit of overacting, but it got the job done
TheWarbo: graham why
TXC2: Graham intensifies
PhoenixMelior: lol
Amentur: That short good bye wave :D
manfred909: they actually do wave
TheSpindash: Move ALL the graphics!!
Zappeljakob: Wow, that is really something
Astra7525: oh no, the illusion is falling apart
Phosphatide: behind the scenes setbuilding here
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Graham's derp broke the overlay.
Aigarius: do it LIVE!
Kain292: This is actually cool to watch
RomanianMyEscutcheon: DO IT LIVE
RomanianMyEscutcheon: BUS IT
TXC2: this is how the sausage is made
Water_Cat1: we doing it live bois!
NomenNeminis: We missed you, Graham. Welcome back! lrrHEART
TheSpindash: Now put the spinning checkpoint logo on graham's shirt
ArmadilloAL: That's what happens when you edit Road Quest instead of, you know, eating or breathing.
gelatosquid: only 8 more years until roadquest PogChamp
orellien2773 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
orellien2773: I'm just surprised no one's taken Randy Pitchford's twitter account from him yet...
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TheWarbo: Graham Makes Faces stream when
TXC2: yeah this is the first time Grahams done Checkpoint on Thurday
m0nkeyrama: Nice little wave
Talin06: G on check point does that mean road quest is done? Kappa
underhill33: "K, bai"
Zappeljakob: that reminds me at spoops.
PhoenixMelior: those facial expressions are the quality content I miss
karmakamikaze: That actually does look nice. I'd activate that option
Zappeljakob: Thx for killing, here's my loot, byyeeeeee
NomenNeminis: They were bullets of love.
niccus: i want that in tf2
Astra7525: THrow a smoke bomb and disappear
A_Dub888: "Bye bye, I'm off to the hospital!"
Phosphatide: if they faded away it would've been so good
TXC2: "my home planet needs me"
mothsafterglow: Rise into the sky like it's the rapture?
NomenNeminis: Or maybe the bullets represent convincing arguments? Kappa
niccus: "Off to the Hague!"
SachielOne: Klaus?
gnome_friend: !findquote peace
LRRbot: Quote #1387: "You try to spread peace and love in the world and this is the result." —Alex [2014-08-01]
azlan121: 'I'm hit, see you at dennys'
aClonedPickle: it's a DP. Double Peace!
LegionofLashes: is that cam?
Drazoth: The one on the left looks like cam
aitsu100: he is
frnknstn: lol
blast__femur: he is indeed wearing two belts
NomenNeminis: !findquote shoot
LRRbot: Quote #1021: "I'm going to go shoot arrows at him!" —Graham, about Ian [2015-11-04]
TXC2: !clips
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gnome_friend: HE'S NINETEEN!
Kain292: Good ol Johnny Twobelts
manfred909: !pubg
LRRbot: Shrinking Map Pochinki Scrap
Nigouki: he looks like a very expensive action figure with out of scale fabric clothes
aitsu100: She has a hangover and everyone must suffer
orionsrise1: how close is Roadquest?
SalmirAeon: welp! crapshot idea
Robot_Bones: we all know American guns are the only ones that can fill you full of freedom
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Dared00: Hey guys, have you heard that the new Ubisoft game isn't political? https://twitter.com/GameSpot/status/1126565119423590406
Zanaide: Yes! Winthorpe!
TXC2: "I say mimisy, what a sub par Shot"
Theycallmejokke: A rich narrotive is getting woven right before our eyes
Psychic_Ketchup: No Derrick I clearly meant the golden MP5
zergkind: That sounds like a great craphot lol
Arararagi234: Beej is getting into character LUL
FITorion: a couple new assassin characters for crapshots
justwhatever_idk: Mimsy
Astra7525: Are we writing a crapshot about a Country CLub militia here?
gnome_friend: Ever forward!
NomenNeminis: Are you guys quoting something, or was that adlibbed. I honestly can't tell.
CastleOtranto: That's a crapshot idea
justwhatever_idk: 11/12!
PhoenixMelior: ooh
manfred909: nice accents btw
TheWarbo: Graham "Face Full of Burrito" Stark
Thandres: *holds breath*
TimbrePanic: It's done when it's done
aClonedPickle: I did start to hold my breath but I have resumed breathing
FITorion: so... 70-80%
StarFreak359 holds breath excitedly
justwhatever_idk: That's 91.6 Percent!
Arararagi234: >LRR Improvs >Chat: "Is this a Crapshot?"
Zappeljakob: well, First half of 2019 seems like a close one
Ragnarok2kx: hehe, BO
accountmadeforants: Each day, Graham cuts the work left in half.
gnome_friend: That's almost two years!
TXC2: woah, we've half way there
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: i know it will be awesome!
seth_erickson: the ever creeping release
mothsafterglow: "The M5 not the M4 you clod! You're the worst caddy since the debutante last year!"
PhoenixMelior: FITorion nah, probably closer to 50% if there's still a final pass to do
Robot_Bones: I just miss G-money on streams
drilmagic: 50% done! That's almost 90% done.
Sektor88: Fun fact: May 9th is King Piccolo Day.
gnome_friend: Zeno has four paradoxes
PanickedFox: You have to just use a Super Task
NomenNeminis: Is "Spotty child care" when you're looking after a kid who has Chicken Pox? (wait, there's a vaccine for that now. )
Aigarius: 90-90 rule
gnome_friend: There's one with an arrow, one with an arena, one with a tortoise, and one more I forget
Thandres: i heard it about catching up to a turtle
Mr_Dirty: who will be voicing Beej in roadquest?
azlan121: spotty childcare? so you're handing the youngling off to a dog thats obsessed with kippers?
Stoffern: Arrows shot at turtles too graphic for the textbook?
Phosphatide: i remember it as the running example too
TheWarbo: I think that paradox was the arrow but the race-nature of Achilles and the tortoise bled over into modern concepts of the "halfway" paradox too
StarFreak359: "interesting"
Ragnarok2kx: How dare LRR give me the raspberries?
AmoriLinguae: @Thandres I remember a turtle too
NomenNeminis: Noice
blast__femur: those improv comedians, what can't they do
TheSpindash: I actually like this idea for defeating someone in a shooter. I just wish it wasn't attached to a company's Original Game Did Not Steal
RatekStormcrow: I want do see that sketch
ZeroArcana: #StillHypeForRQ
gnome_friend: Zeno had four paradoxes
justwhatever_idk: do you miss Bean on streams, as in having a Bean on the stream, a thing you've always done
TXC2: turns out Graham and Beej are good at Improve
PanickedFox: We missed you, Graham. Beej has been doing a wonderful job, though, so don't worry. We're in good hands
Robot_Bones: Oh am I in the wrong multiverse?
niccus: there's also aeschylus vs the tortoise; a lot more one-sided though
ArmadilloAL: Achilles and the tortoise is the way Aristotle told it, at least according to Wikipedia.
arcana_capulus: I remember all of them. All so wrong
mothsafterglow: Every time you solve one of Zeno's paradoxes you've only got half the paradoxes left to solve...
sivakrytos: achilles got tied up fighting a river
NomenNeminis: I know, right?
shadowxviii: or use a rope
orbitaltuna: cuz they had a sign "no double dipping"
Zappeljakob: oh no, invulnerable, fingertips
Theycallmejokke: You never double dip
TheMerricat: showlove100 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skM37PcZmWE Achilles and the Tortosie
Robot_Bones: You can't double dip, that's just good manners
LordZarano: I thought shooting an arrow at a tortoise was the original?
Gnyrinn: Zeno’s version had Achilles, I think.
GaspodeTheDog: wasn'T there a leaf on his heel?
TheWarbo: The way that they're intentionally messing this up is very funny but very tilting
seth_erickson: I'm very confused
coolbond: or hold him by his hair
Ragnarok2kx: The river Styx was nasty, yo.
Aigarius: then he'd have the wire pattern
NomenNeminis: They are indeed called "spiders"
gnome_friend: LordZarano that's a combination of two of the paradoxes
KeirenH: a frying basket?
LegionofLashes: i think we all just generally are feeling the general lack of graham in lrr content due to roadquest
niccus: <do not attempt to dip babies at home>
rustenskurk: Did you expect Road Quest to be this big a project, when you started it?
LordZarano: gnome_friend ah, ok
togashinaruta: Graham, would you recommend the drones you used for road quest for professional shooting? Are you happy with them?
NomenNeminis: For one of the Norse heroes, it was a linden leaf landing on his shoulder without him noticing.
Angnor33: Wear some hi-tops achilles!
Aigarius: Steel heel boots
DrasonSpike: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:13.
PhoenixMelior: that reminds me of the Balder myth in Norse mythology too
shadowxviii: But if you cover your weak spot with armor, that's just telling everyone where to hit you
Zappeljakob: And it was Apollo that shot him, so it took an actual God to kill him
gelatosquid: Percy Jackson does an explanation of why
TheSpindash: "I'm entirely invulnerable except for my appendix" *appendix bursts*
TehAmelie: "I can never remember which foot the large boot goes on"
PhoenixMelior: his mother went around making everything promise not to hurt him, except mistletoe
ThorSokar: So, his characters need correctional footwear?
NomenNeminis: Maybe he didn't want people wondering why he had all that armor on his heel.
BtEtta: Saw a great video recently of Stan Lee dunking on Liefeld and McFarlane.
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always carrying $3.17 in mixed coins.
BtEtta: To their faces.
niccus: oh, a pod cast
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Gnyrinn: Also, Baldur’s mom didn’t bother with the mistletoe. Silly mums trying to make their sons invulnerable.
blast__femur: look, even super heroes sprain their ankles sometimes
TXC2: y'all seen the Video of Macfarlen and Libfield drawing a character while Stan lee watches right?
TheSpindash: He's inspired by the Australia episode of Simpsons
TXC2: SUB HYPE 20
banwidthraptor: cheer100 So were supposed to send you pennies for key forge right? I heard were supposed to send you pennies.
justwhatever_idk: he loves a big fan of two different types of feet
DarkNacht: Spiderman too
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
coolbond: can anyone link?
TimbrePanic: heeeey Paaaul
Laserbeaks_Fury: We Stan Lee
gnome_friend: lrrSLOTH
Lizardman175: hi Paul
TXC2: hello paul
Amentur: Hey Paul lrrHEART
Foxmar320: Hello Paul
m0nkeyrama: Hi Paul!
TheWarbo: Paul is here!?
NomenNeminis: Has there been a superhero who has a deliberately bizarre costume in order to baffle and confuse their opponents?
Robot_Bones: Its pauls
PhoenixMelior: Paul is just right
sifonaonline: Left foot and HEFT foot.
Aigarius: that Paul simulation is remarcably lifelike
seth_erickson: hi paul
Sanityis0verrated: <3
NomenNeminis: Paul's volume sounds fine.
Decaped: Graham! hi Graham!
Theycallmejokke: Visable Paul HYPE!
Kramburger: But that's like Mickey Mouse's ears, one of which swivels 90 degrees around his scalp
aClonedPickle: Randy continues to Randy
NomenNeminis: Kramburger And it always bothered me.
TheWarbo: Oh who was that, some character who's getting a show had their comics outfit translated directly into live-action outfit and it is baaaaaaaad
TheMerricat: Randy needs a golden parachute and a huge shove.
BtEtta: If you want the video search for "Stan Lee Owns" on YouTube.
shadowxviii: google : how can I fire my CEO ?
Amentur: It's coming from the same guy that lost a USB-Stick with porn at a medieval times. Randy confuses me at times
aClonedPickle: [google returns an image of a guillotine]
CaptainSpam: @themerricat How about an old bedsheet and a boot? :p
accountmadeforants: Did anyone see that Peter Molyneux video? Seems like he actually did learn his lesson.
Robot_Bones: Money does spoil the brain
TXC2: I feel like Unions could solve this Pitchford problem......I'm not sure how, but we should try and find out
AmoriLinguae: I think it's this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmLFGWAyajU
Rufran: didn't they do half life first?
coolbond: still not gonna play borderlands until they done something else other than spunge bosses
shadowxviii: wasn't one of the first gearbox game a half-life mod ?
Rufran: I think the halo pc port came later
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TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun actually their FIRST project were Half-Life 1 expansions, THEN they went to Halo
NomenNeminis: More people need to have someone to edit/review their social media releases before they go out.
aClonedPickle: half-life: opposing force and half-life: blue shift
Emergent_OS: To be honest, Game Informer is more than a website. GI is a respectable long-running print publication with high journalistic integrity.
shadowxviii: I remember in Opposing force, at some point you have to look for a litteral gearbox and a valve
UnboundLaconicity: Ah, my Twitch notifications are working as well as always, I see.
Laserbeaks_Fury: And that's why Scooter was given a Viking death
TXC2: "game for peace: a story of hope"
Foxmar320: Can I get this mode in Destiny 2?
TheSpindash: Turning all shooters into what they basically are, glorified paintball
Ragnarok2kx: Put it in MK11, but don't remove the X-Ray stuff
Robot_Bones: teenagers? Kappa
accountmadeforants: I'd like for all the gun noises to be replaced by the characters shouting "Bang! Bang bang bang!"
Laserbeaks_Fury: FUllton out
TheMerricat: That would rule in Wolfenstein New Blood...
Theycallmejokke: So passicaly like in worms
TheMerricat: Or Doom 2019
MidgardSerpent: They could sell those exits like skins
aesir_blade: how are there not already vanity death animations?
PanickedFox: I dunno.... I just kinda wanna see Nazis get what they deserve.
TheSpindash: Once a match, two players should get into an argument "I hit you!" "No you didn't!" "I totally did!!"
SalmirAeon: Battlefield do the 1/1000 random reloads, they could do random silly deaths too
NomenNeminis: In "Game for Peace," do the models still have injury/hit animations? I think you'd have to have SOMETHING, or you damage the gameplay.
Emergent_OS: Titanfall had an interesting system, where defeated players have to rush towards an evac ship.
Foxmar320: yep
Astra7525: uh uh. They did the same thing with the German, censored version of Counter-Strike 1.6 I think. Killed players would just sit down and shake their heads disappointedly. I think the German Original Half Life had the same with the scientists
gnome_friend: I mean having custom expensive things is sort of a problem in society as a whole
Rhynerd: Would the sillygibs thing for Team Fortress 2 count?
TheMerricat: classism has been in effect in NA since WWII.
NomenNeminis: The only difference is it's a digital product, not a physical one.
Robot_Bones: The bullying will continue until society improves
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
ThorSokar: They need a boogeyman so they don't have to address the real problem
Invitare: not in the UK. All schools have uniforms here.
Sektor88: gameboys in class
TheWarbo: graphic-calculator games
Invitare: we have other types of classism
Sibwow: or smoking the weeds
PhoenixMelior: passing notes. Reading books.
v_nome: I was programming a chess game into my graphing calculator
TXC2: Invitare kids still find a way here
gelatosquid: I played on my ds in class
SerGarretCameron: with me, it was that I couldn't play video games. I didn't get video game references for years.
PhoenixMelior: gelatosquid same
TheMerricat: skipping classes.
Phosphatide: long live tetris and that box game on TI-84s
PanickedFox: I was in trouble a lot for reading BOOKS, so.....
keymaster515: SillyBanz in my day
Invitare: TXC2 yeah I know, just not clothes
PhoenixMelior: though also I read sometimes, because then the teacher couldn't get mad at me
aClonedPickle: hell yeah box game
shadowxviii: Marbles !
Master_Gunner: I remember in grade 3 or 4 secretly reading a book under my desk.
NomenNeminis: Invitare There's still backpacks, pens, lunches, minor dresscode acceptable accessories, though, I imagine?
seth_erickson: Wasting class time with electronics or other things is a problem for every generation.
DrasonSpike: My school banned candy necklaces because we were shooting each others behind the teachers back
shadowxviii: Pogs !
Amentur: Not sure about the scientists but I remember the robot enemies, Astra7525
Foxmar320: I ended up sleeping in some classes.
accountmadeforants: We came up with neat drawing games, you honestly don't need any external resources
Water_Cat1: any card game was banned within 2 days at my school
ThorSokar: I remember playing Drug Wars on my graphing calculator
blast__femur: it's the fucking mew rumor all over again oh no
togashinaruta: In all seriousness, my dad would get in trouble for doing Morse code in class
PhoenixMelior: did Beej just say "uncle at Epic"?
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PhoenixMelior: like, "Uncle at Nintendo?"
m0nkeyrama: Jesus, that's messed up
Gallium71: Invitare even in the UK. In my high school it was the brand of the pollo shirt that we were allowed to ware with our ties.
Metric_Furlong: PhoenixMelior yes
TXC2: I used to get bullyed becuase I didn't have Satellite TV
malfunct: ThorSokar I spent nearly the entirety of my geometry class in high school writing games on my ti calculator
accountmadeforants: Oh that's nice
PhoenixMelior: Metric_Furlong lrrWOW
DarkNacht: This Pog is impossible to beat
EVILmono: katesWave
A_Catastrophic_Success: As a tech guy for a school district, fortnite in class is absolutely a classroom management issue and NOT a tech issue.
coolbond: they are KIDS graham, sourcing is not exactly taught at that age
TheMerricat: Kids aren't going to look shit up on Google and even if they did, you think the ones feeling superior are going to listen?
Archonic_Energy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
Archonic_Energy: not going to lie, I thought the sachets were going to be bigger...
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rustenskurk: You could say they are... bravely default
snowcookies: oof
ThorSokar: malfunct, My favorite was The Insane Game
A_Catastrophic_Success: We do our best to block it, but kids will always find a way around.
PhoenixMelior: you do have a weekly Fortnite show Kappa
Foxmar320: lol
Phosphatide: @rustenskurk NotLikeThis
Robot_Bones: LUL
MidgardSerpent: AXS has had super sketchy business practice in the past I believe as well, unless I'm thinking of a different ticketing app. Scraping and selling contact info from the phones, etc.
Blade_Tiger: "What do you mean constantly criticizing your business decisions isn't appropriate for your brand?"
NomenNeminis: Shouldn't a Fortnite show be every two weeks? Kappa
DrasonSpike: @rustenskurk your grounded
malfunct: ThorSokar in high school I didn't have internet so it was hard to find those sorts of things. I didn't get them until college. In high school there were basically myself and a couple of of other people who distributed games around the school.
Rhynerd: Man, imagine if that did count.
SerGarretCameron: @MidgardSerpent you aren't thinking of something different. it's real bad.
malfunct: ThorSokar I just wish I had saved all those games but I only have a couple of them.
BtEtta: Newer Android is like that too with fine grained permission.
ThorSokar: yea, that's how I got it, the internet wasn't great at the time I was in HS (90s)
NomenNeminis: So they're not saving on the manufacturing....
gnome_friend: !pubg
LRRbot: Brendan Greene's Fight Ravine
ThorSokar: All of them still exist somewhere, I found a repository of them a while ago
Foxmar320: oh that sounds cool
MidgardSerpent: @SerGarretCameron Yeah, I was afraid it was the same one. I feel bad for blizzcon attendees this year, then.
Trixalicious: Ah yes.
NomenNeminis: There's a pubg command?!!?!
malfunct: ThorSokar yeah, my games unfortunately are unlikely to be in an archive like that
Theycallmejokke: Kitty land
BlueMechanic: Oh this. I heard about this and what went wrong
TheMerricat: And stole someone else adventure.
Foxmar320: oh thats not cool
m0nkeyrama: Oh wow
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WrightJustice: huh
Amentur: It's barely rewritten
TXC2: well thats shaitty
NomenNeminis: That's both morally reprehensible and insultingly lazy.
Blade_Tiger: Surely nobody will notice, there's no overlap at all between TES fans and D&D fans
KinoGami: they even kept an NPC namd
Amentur: There is even one NPC that didn't even change name
Rhynerd: I remember joining in the jokes about this last night (namely the part where we just did slightly off names of DnD canpaigns)
KinoGami: name*
Metric_Furlong: the Ducth!
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JCMaxw3ll: hello!
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Metric_Furlong: *Dutch
Orgmastron: Tax haven!
gnome_friend: Again!
SachielOne: Someone's getting Fus Ro Dahed over this
dylan16807: sentence by sentence, the laziness is impressive
SerGarretCameron: it's how they don't pay taxes!
banwidthraptor: the Black road is a great DND adventure
RAICx: The Netherlands is a tax haven, Beej
lord_wertornion: They probably have a office here for tax reasons.
Psychic_Ketchup: Why do we have an office- oh it's tax isn't it
Foxmar320: That employee foxmarRIP
Lithobraker: Blame the Dutch!
wwtlee: Woah, a checkpoint with GREEJ?!
hippitybobbity: we got a bethesda here?
RAICx high fives lord_wertornion
hippitybobbity: ah yeah taxes
ThorSokar: They didn't even TRY
WrightJustice: but what about skyrim D&D? Kappa Kappa
lord_wertornion: @RAICx *high fives*
DrasonSpike: D&D Mad-libs....
Kramburger: But they're DESERT cat people
Blade_Tiger: Khajiit are desert cats, so...
cuttlefishman: are khajait desert based?
TheMerricat: @Kramburger but they aren't actually. :-)
TimbrePanic: M'aig the Liar is not happy
gnome_friend: !findquote cat
LRRbot: Quote #4547: "If the cat wants some crack, it's gonna break your window and steal your television." —Ian [2017-12-13]
TimbrePanic: Yessss
Sektor88: Can you pet the dog in the John Wick game?
Ragnarok2kx: So, Hotlne Miami, basically?
TXC2: do what?
margieargie: Please, LRRbot, that should be skooma.
Metric_Furlong: Sektor88 yes, but only near the beginning
TimbrePanic: more similar to Frozen Synapse
Sektor88: @Metric_Furlong clever
NomenNeminis: That's...pretty cool, actually.
BounderTree: well, off to bed. Goodnight peeps
TXC2: so long BounderTree sleep well
NomenNeminis: 'Night, BounderTree
Ragnarok2kx: @TimbrePanic Yeah, I started typing before they mentioned the strategy bit
PhoenixMelior: I feel like a John Wick shooty game is what I'd rather have, for once
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sivakrytos: a john wick type game is something like superhot in my mind
m0nkeyrama: I had no idea
Foxmar320: lrrWOW
m0nkeyrama: wut
mtvcdm: What
PhoenixMelior: uh
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TXC2: what?
ArcOfTheConclave: why?
tocu: it is being made by the guy who made volume if you want to get an idea about the john wick game
Ragnarok2kx: wat
Cepsys: ummmmmmmmmm
cuttlefishman: Sorry, what
TheAinMAP: What?
Theycallmejokke: O_o
AgentMagicMaster: excuse me?
Amentur: Okay.
TheWarbo: wut
NimrodXIV: uhhhh
TimbrePanic: Ragnarok2kx it does remind me a bit of Hotline's
coolbond: warren who?
Sektor88: Available only an Apple Games or w/e the GaaS thing is :P
ArmadilloAL: :feenSip Tell me more.
NimrodXIV: so, Paperboy
ArmadilloAL: feenSip
mtvcdm: So basically Peperboy?
banwidthraptor: Hey..that's my town!
karmakamikaze: Oh man Nanaca Crash
ThorSokar: So they made a paperboy knockoff?
Rhynerd: I was hoping this would be more about wizards.
gnome_friend: !findquote wizard
LRRbot: Quote #4705: "May the best wizard who isn't Beej win." —Nelson [2018-02-23]
Phosphatide: you leave my hometown of cupertino alone
Ragnarok2kx: @Rhynerd Paper Wizards? I've seen this anime!!
PanickedFox: Who's Warren Buffet?
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mtvcdm: Warren buffett is one of the richest people on Earth.
Gekyouryuu: @ragnarok2kx read or die?
Astra7525: dang. I keep mixing up Warren Buffet with Jimmy BUffet
banwidthraptor: @PanickedFox he's a well known entrepreneur
cuttlefishman: Warren =/= Jimmy
cuttlefishman: sorry
TXC2: he's the 3rd richest person
cuttlefishman: wish it was so
mtvcdm: Still lives in Omaha.
Rourke9: I mean, not possible to be that rich in an ethical way
gnome_friend: ^
Lithobraker: astra7525 Jimmy's his kid right?
Astra7525: Jimmy Buffet is the Margaritaville-guy
mastershake29x: he runs berkshire hathaway, best known for GEICO
Rourke9: or stay that rich
TheWarbo: You mean Warren Buffett didn't show up at Jazzfest dressed as an incompetent NFL referee?
PhoenixMelior: does he donate millions to charity like Bill Gates (reportedly) did?
offbeatwitch: as nice as a billionaire can be, given they are keeping all that money
ThorSokar: So he's one of the rich guys who isn't a sociopath somehow, neat
NomenNeminis: They have real estate company, too.
TXC2: PhoenixMelior yeap
TheMerricat: Warren Buffet is one of the few people in the world of rich people who come off as if they earned their money 'ethically' and legitimately.
GDwarf: PhoenixMelior Gates has donated something like 90% of his money to charity, IIRC?
Koios7: Buffet's the one who keeps saying taxes on the rich should be higher
dylan16807: and he complains about the taxes on the rich being too low
cuttlefishman: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
margieargie: lrrDILLY
PhoenixMelior: GDwarf I THINK that's correct but I can't remember.
Metric_Furlong: he's a billionaire, what does he need free ice cream for? Kappa
ContingentCat: lrrDILLY
Foxmar320: oh yeah the Riot thing
mtvcdm: Buffett notably does not do the mansion thing. His house is nice, but it's still just... a nice house in Omaha and nothing beyond that.
TheMerricat: GOOD FOR THEM.
rocketjohn: Greetings everyone
gnome_friend: Greetings Rocketjon
gnome_friend: *john
TXC2: UNIONS NOW!
TXC2: hello rocketjohn welcome
ThorSokar: Thanks Supreme Court
TheMerricat: Hey @rocketjohn just in time for the VOD ;-)
rocketjohn: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 47:03.
Lithobraker: phoenixmelior he and gates are friends and work together on philanthropy iirc
Rourke9: <3 unions
rocketjohn: did i already miss the randy pitchford story?
accountmadeforants: Crytek had one, but that's also Europe
TheMerricat: Yep sorry.
Metric_Furlong: rocketjohn yes, sorry
PhoenixMelior: Lithobraker oh okay! So he's actually not a total butt. That's refreshing
gnome_friend: !card rioters
LRRbot: Did you mean: Matca Rioters; Rubblebelt Rioters
TheMerricat: Both of them, even.
rocketjohn: ah no worries, will watch the vod
TheWarbo: that was weird. We were talking about this on Discord, and then suddenly I hear Paul bring it up on the other monitor...
TXC2: yeah theres not much funny about industral action
rocketjohn: did this end up being an actual checkpoint rather than a chillpoint?
Spacecarl: Good, but a low bar
Rourke9: well, they usually do that to try to avoid bad publicity. Its a tactic, not a moral thing
Metric_Furlong: it did
ThorSokar: Yea, google said that too, they just waited a year to do the retaliation
ReydienOnline: did Checkpoint ever cover the story about the Real-world lobbyist that got banned from Eve Online, then latter exonerated?
TXC2: rocketjohn yeap
rocketjohn: aha
gelatosquid: to be fair they responded really quickly and at least somewhat failry
rocketjohn: i thought that might be the case
NomenNeminis: That's a nice thing about having an aftershow for Checkpoint; you can cover stories that you can't make funny.
Gekyouryuu: i'm curious if we'll talk about the ProJared story. ... mostly so I can learn who ProJared is
rocketjohn: ProJared was at a pre-pre-release
TheMerricat: The scary part is apparently Riot Games is over 2,000 employees, so while 200 walked out - it was only 10% of their work force....
TXC2: Gekyouryuu he's a streamer who plays a lot of magic
PhoenixMelior: Gekyouryuu ProJared? He's a Youtuber, does a lot of Pokemon stuff, once appeared at a PPR
Metric_Furlong: Gekyouryuu what's a projared?
seth_erickson: Was he the one in the black cloak
PhoenixMelior: seth_erickson no that was Nate
TimbrePanic: Seeya Beej
PhoenixMelior: Beej, the Businessm'n
flyingdelorion: Wait, what happened to ProJared?
NomenNeminis: o/ Beej.
AgentMagicMaster: Oooooo a call!
TXC2: Bye Beej
Odysseus_97: Is MTG late?
offbeatwitch: @flyingdelorion oh no, I have some bad news
chi7891: What call?
PhoenixMelior: Odysseus_97 they're just wrapping up the last stream
TXC2: flyingdelorion he's going through a messy divorce
offbeatwitch: twitter has been... ablaze?
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rustenskurk: I should think of something to say
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Godcomplex2012: Projared cheated on his wife apparently
Metric_Furlong: offbeatwitch isn't that normal for twitter?
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PhoenixMelior: txc2 given the cursory google search I did, that's putting it lightly
m0nkeyrama: Admin call seabatTROG
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DrasonSpike: @Gekyouryuu Is a youtuber part of the Gamegrumps/completionist circles
Ragnarok2kx: That or I made my sn in the late 90s and never bothered to change
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TXC2: PhoenixMelior I know like 0 details, so lightly is the only way I can put it :p
flyingdelorion: @TXC2 Ooh that is sad to hear, thanx for the update
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mtvcdm: Merricat... Merricat pls
ThisCatHasSeenGod: cheer100
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TimbrePanic: Yamil just sounds like a new pokemon cry
azlan121: so not magica trevor?
Astra7525: Did you skip the first entry?
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham and Paul
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
ProfessorMembrane: Trevor Goodchilde?
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Foxmar320: Later G+P
m0nkeyrama: More WAR seabatTROG
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/events
masta2505: cheer100 WE ONLY KNOW WAR!
TimbrePanic: bye streams
Laurence72: Good luck editing Graham!
doctorGunsforhands: Bye!
m0nkeyrama: Good to see you on stream again G!
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2377 patrons for a total of $14,161.68 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
flyingdelorion: bye
TheMerricat: Paul... Graham said DON'T GO AWAY!
Soul1355: lrrSPOOP
MintChocDoublin: manually with his hands
seth_erickson: cheer100 WAR never changes
Raithencore235: WAR WAR WAR!!!
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !twitter
PMAvers: So how long until Ian rigs up one of the extra Dance Party Buttons as a "go offline" switch for under the desk?
gnome_friend: !findquote hands
LRRbot: Quote #515: "*waves hands* This, by the way, is the International Symbol for Ghostiness." —Cameron [2015-07-21]
Archonic_Energy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
TheMerricat: Paul has a button he can press on his phone, or had. Maybe it stopped working.
Metric_Furlong: PMAvers shh, you'll give him ideas
gnome_friend: Bye TXC2
AmoriLinguae: I was mixed on WAR as the set code, but I now realize all the puns
seth_erickson: goodnight txc2
Archonic_Energy: good night
m0nkeyrama: Night @TXC2
PhoenixMelior: PMAvers infinity, because they always put the Dance Party Buttons in the mystery box
QuantumTwitch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
gnome_friend: !card rubblebelt rioters
LRRbot: Rubblebelt Rioters [1RG] | Creature — Human Berserker [0/4] | Haste / Whenever Rubblebelt Rioters attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
PhoenixMelior: who's on the lurrmatig today
TehAmelie: hm, am i redading the schedule right that this Magic stream is gonna be a little baby steram?
seth_erickson: Adam and James
TimbrePanic: And we're back!
PhoenixMelior: and a hot mic apparently
gnome_friend: We're heeeere!
Laurence72: Very windy all of a sudden
PhoenixMelior: very very windy
CommiePuddin: Today's War draft deck: Draw/cast Bioessence Hydra -> win. Fail -> lose.
LoadingReadyRun: I much preferred the birds chirping
gnome_friend chirps in gnome
seth_erickson: oooh ominous
CommiePuddin: Tweedeeleedeeleedeedeet
Laurence72: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
m0nkeyrama: We get to see how the blind draft does today, right?
TehAmelie: was the birbs the best feature of Moonbase III?
gnome_friend: !findquote bird
LRRbot: Quote #2438: "Yes! I'm full of birds! My dream has come true, Cori! I'm covered in sparrows!" —Ian [2016-05-03]
Metric_Furlong: !birb
LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
gnome_friend: Ian has odd dreams
TehAmelie: ah yeah we got so many lines from Hatoful Boyfriend they still have their own command
TehAmelie: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
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TehAmelie: an anatomical conundrum
gnome_friend: Charging badger?
traveller800: prepare birb deployment
Raithencore235: What are all the cards in the intro?
TheOtherTrevor: Spork Wars!
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m0nkeyrama: Hello!
Evil_John_Cena: The clones are back!
jonasjonIV: hello!
seth_erickson: !quote birds
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Razrroth: I love magic shows!
TehAmelie: howdy
Pal_Friendpatine: So much animation!!
gnome_friend: A Kingdom of Cards!
Laurence72: A card of Kingdoms!
accountmadeforants: The magicians, Adam and James!
Stoffern: Hpw many lands are we drawing today?
hd_dabnado: A cardom of kings!
m0nkeyrama: LUL James
TehAmelie: Card Kingdom dot com: a domain of cards!
seth_erickson: need to start deckmaster
TheOtherTrevor: "Oh no! It looks like this page has gone missing. Please pardon the Sudden Disappearance."
Pal_Friendpatine: Are we getting to see the 50/50 deck from last time?
Saintnex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
Saintnex: Its time for my favorite MTG stream!
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1losttheGame: is it a \ ? Kappa
PhoenixMelior: lol, the Jeremy White button
m0nkeyrama: Blind draft time \ seabatTROG /
orellien2773: coughdeckmastercough
Earthenone: !deckmaster
LRRbot: During MTG Arena streams, LRR uses a Twitch Extension called Deckmaster created by Fugi. You can add it to your own streams here: https://www.twitch.tv/ext/cplheah4pxjyuwe9mkno9kbmb11lyc-0.0.2 .
Laurence72: C'mon, let's hope to opponent has to mulligan to 4!
cheetoJack: I wouldn't promise that James
Raithencore235: Well yesterday you got LOTS of experience
Pal_Friendpatine: Woooo for Monstrosity Deck!!!!!
orellien2773: Thank you! I don't know the cards by sight yet >_<
accountmadeforants: Can confirm it's working
m0nkeyrama: You did well during the games yesterday
Pal_Friendpatine: Where did Graham and James place?
AmoriLinguae: I actually redeemed my prerelease draft code yesterday and feel like I didn't do too bad
seth_erickson: they could prison realm
m0nkeyrama: 16th, with 16 wins, I think?
aiamethyst: is this the double blind draft deck?
LadyStarFire23: can we turn down the game sounds just a smidge?
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seth_erickson: It is
Oatway_: wouldn't that card make you lose at sorcery speed
Laurence72: Adam's Epiphany -- I'm gonna lose
Raithencore235: That card is VERY good in this format
Evochron13: couldn't get enough magic after streaming 6+ hours of it yesterday still :P
PhoenixMelior: oh that's right, Adam is the resident expert on this format
m0nkeyrama: He's on a hot streak seabatSEAL
ElektroTal: it is shivam, yes
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11Dot: PRIME NUMBERS! So close to a full 2 years <3
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ElektroTal: all my sub badges went away?
ElektroTal: oh never mind, there it is
BloodnBullets: you dont block
m0nkeyrama: op suddenly has a very wide board
gnome_friend: Centaur nurturer?
Pal_Friendpatine: How does this game handle a number of cards that extend beyond the edge of the play space?
silenceaux: You can still +1 Teferi though, just for funsies
bobbingtonn: i saw draft and came
The_cake_of_lies subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
The_cake_of_lies: Just saw the Rivals VOD and wow this format is intense.
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Knightclasse: Makes the cards smaller
m0nkeyrama: ^
Pal_Friendpatine: Ok neat. Thanks @knightclasse and @m0nkeyrama
Karmegeddon: Is the current google calender the current schedule? Was there no Lets Nope this week?
The_cake_of_lies: Yeah the games were great.
m0nkeyrama: Ranked drafts for this set start soon, right?
Baldrash: An Iced Capp sounds really good right now.
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gnome_friend: yikes
cuttlefishman: Howdy
Pal_Friendpatine: @karmegeddon there was a Let’s Nope. It was “The Dark Occult”
gnome_friend: sergeHi cuttlefishman
cuttlefishman: Have we had James or Adams lucks in drawing today?
PhoenixMelior: the stream title in the VODs is "Talking Sim | Dark Souls", that's probably why
gnome_friend: Flux channeler saheeli?
m0nkeyrama: This is the first game, seems fine so far @cuttlefishman
Saintnex: ohhh, the twitch title has it as being more talking sim dark souls
Evochron13: is someone tapping on the table?
bobbingtonn: saheeli lnad + grffin
accountmadeforants: Can't cast Flux Channeler and Sahheeli?
Karmegeddon: Its not in the previous vods on twitch
Zappeljakob: your missing the third U
Evochron13: not enough blue mana accountmadeforants
PhoenixMelior: Karmegeddon it is, it's just labelled as a second talking sim