girlpainting: !unsubscribe servo facts
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girlpainting: dang
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (38s ago).
NickTheDM: Alright folks, get your votes in, which Dice Friend do you think takes the cake? https://strawpoll.com/apg2kchb
Chaotically_Random: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
NathanJay_GA: !advice
LRRbot: Go get Adam.
Loonatic93: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
NathanJay_GA: Sounds like a plan
Earthenone: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #118: "I'm the funniest person I know." —Adam [2015-04-11]
ogier300: That's good advice
girlpainting: !badadvice
LRRbot: Test the death pit.
NathanJay_GA: Id rather not
seth_erickson: !quote 30
LRRbot: Quote #30: "Retrospect is 20/20." —Adam [2015-03-08]
accountmadeforants: That's curious. I voted Enor and he's still at 0 votes?
jinaday: !next\
jinaday: !next]
NathanJay_GA: !boc
jinaday: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
NathanJay_GA: dammit
depositron: Hi!
seth_erickson: can we get a link to the poll again
NathanJay_GA: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
NickTheDM: @accountmadeforants That is strange, did you misclick?
Juliamon: It shows a vote for Enor on my end
kiddykong525: when is fnaf tonight
Earthenone: same
Earthenone: dice friends custom comander
Juliamon: Any moment now
noSmokeFire: I see one (1) vote for enor
accountmadeforants: @NickTheDM No, I guess it was just NoScript messing with things, I re-voted on a different browser.
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
MAPBoardgames: Is there a strawpoll for victor?
accountmadeforants: Anyway, I voted Enor because he seems the most willing and able to take someone's life intentionally
gnome_friend: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
gnome_friend: Where are people voting for Enor?
noSmokeFire: do we know whether they made their own decks using the custom commanders, or if they're completely fanmade?
kiddykong525: good. just moved out from my parents house and going to be a nice may to settle in on my first night
Juliamon: WHICH COMMANDER WILL WIN: https://strawpoll.com/apg2kchb
honeyhivebear: lrrHAM
r10pez10: !viewers
LRRbot: Stream is not live. 514 users in the chat.
NickTheDM: @noSmokeFire They might have edited the decks, but I know I gave them pre-made ones
v_nome: There's a Ferengi commander?
noSmokeFire: @NickTheDM thanks!
gnome_friend: #TeamAvenir
noSmokeFire: makes sense you'd be in the chat, come to think of it :P
NickTheDM: Haha yeah, I didn't expect them to actually play them on stream but I'm really excited to see it!
girlpainting: Graham is just talking in mailtime about the percentage of LGBTQ members in the community...so lets just count. everybody who is LGBTQ post a <3
girlpainting: <3
seth_erickson: what is the power level of these decks
Juliamon: <3
gnome_friend: lrrHEART
noSmokeFire: <3
phenexian: <3
holidayMD: <3
YawnLance: lrrHEART
NickTheDM: @seth_erickson Fairly low, but with some spice. Its what I could build quickly.
Mozilla_Delphox: <3
Lady_Meh: <3
TehAmelie:
mechmagic: <3 <3
404HopeNotFound: <3
Mollymauk_Jay: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
seth_erickson: Cool thanks @NickTheDM
girlpainting: 12 so far :)
phenexian: :)
girlpainting: good amount ^^
phenexian: more than your average street
chaostreader: Is it late? Have they started?
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: If your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours.
girlpainting: they are probably mulliganing
drfox17: unless it was that weird sentient street
seth_erickson: Do you guys think they brought their Premium Zippered Gaming Pouch.
gnome_friend: I hope so
Earthenone: i imagine it is on set
amative1: That is a good wisdom.
gnome_friend: It's always nice to have a gremlin around
DiscordianTokkan: Mulliganing is a good term for predrinking also..? Heh
Shovelcorp: Just shots
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview off
LRRbot: Card viewer disabled
Earthenone: title update
GoblinRanger: we'll know they had a lot of shuffling if they both have a 1 card hand :)
phenexian: @drfox17 Danny the Street is a hero
gnome_friend: "I mulligan to zero"
EscherichiaCole: Can you even call yourself a gamer if you don't have a Premium Zippered Pouch
mechmagic: they haven't yet
NickTheDM: Ah, probably testing the custom cards
YawnLance: I don't know if I can handle the Premium Zippered Gaming Pouch™
DiscordianTokkan: Gamer Pouch tmtmtm
gnome_friend: Core gamers love premium zippered gamer pouches and free two-day shipping
the_canuck_mystic: !decklist
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girlpainting: gamer poch TM is a MUST
Shovelcorp: With the wonderful Premium Zippered Gaming Pouch™ comes great responsibility
sir_jack_DB: wait
Shovelcorp: You must use the Premium Zippered Gaming Pouch™ wisely
sir_jack_DB: SIX players?
TehAmelie: i did a strawpoll once just to count members under the trans umbrella and i think there was hundreds. that was during peak chat of course
NickTheDM: @sir_jack_DB Look at the date
GoblinRanger: 6 player commander?
seth_erickson: That was last weeks decks
sir_jack_DB: I know :P
EscherichiaCole: that is from last week
DiscordianTokkan: TBH, I wouldn't mind having one of those gremlin pouches since I could pretend it ate my dice
sir_jack_DB: I was goofing
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always angry.
Earthenone: thats incorect, there are 6 people incolved but one is a table fiend and one is on tech
the_canuck_mystic: that decklist is out of date.
GoblinRanger: would be a hell of a long game with 6 :)
TehAmelie: about 25% of the poll answerers anyway
MrPhlip: I mean, if they were playing with Canlander lists it might be faster
girlpainting: well, the Premium Zippered Gaming Pouch™ is a good dice jail ^^
noSmokeFire: I do wonder what would happen if you forced canlander players to play their decks against regular commander decks
drfox17: well, we have enor, molander, avenir, nog, valencia, and ... whasshername, reporter lady
Shovelcorp: Six player canlander eh
NickTheDM: I'm proud of those brave people who voted for Molander. Really believing in the power of friendship
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Earthenone: i belive in the tree
drfox17: because let's be honest, reporter lady was basically Kathleen's DMPC
seth_erickson: Honestly what can't a Premium Zippered Gamer Pouch tm do
LloydWallace: I don't know if Molander wins, but I just want him to be happy
Shovelcorp: Playing canlander vs commander would depend a lot on whether it's competitive commander or just good old durdl'y battleship commander
maxthefourth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (10m ago).
girlpainting: Vitu Gazi loves you all, and she will crush Bolas Statue!
Shovelcorp: Because competitive commander has a very different playstyle
accountmadeforants: drfox17 Are we just going to ignore the spindly lady who pointed out the very clever Dimir symbol?
RockPusher: Getting all the LRR MtG players in a single unwieldy commander game would be an interesting thing to try once
noSmokeFire: "DMPC" is a little loaded as a term. Kathleen leaned on her a bit, but she didn't steal the spotlight more than other NPCs, and she didn't actually solve any problems
DoodlestheGreat: @seth_erickson, save you from embarrassment?
WizardZedd: Are they live yet? My mobile app is being weird.
noSmokeFire: @WizardZedd not live yet
Shovelcorp: Appears not
r10pez10: they are not live yet, no
Wonderdoc: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (11m ago).
honeyhivebear: mine is too
RockPusher: maybe as an edited YT thing rather than a stream so they can take breaks and stuff
r10pez10: !viewers
LRRbot: Stream is not live. 561 users in the chat.
honeyhivebear: nothing is happening
LloydWallace: Yeah, my first homebrew commander deck was this durdley Mill thing that got absolutely wrecked the first time I took it to my LGS by some Nissa combo on turn 4
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
honeyhivebear: im staring into a void of black
Elypants: @WizardZedd Great name! Also, I was having the same issue.
WizardZedd: Ah good. thanks
NickTheDM: @RockPusher They had a thing at gencon where there was like a 100+ player game with multiple active players. Maybe base it on that?
jinaday: ok good i am not the only one seeing hte void
DiscordianTokkan: TBH, a well done DMPC is essentially an NPC that hangs out with the PCs and prods them in the right direction but doesn't actively help them (or hell, comically hinders sometimes)
gnome_friend: !findquote void
LRRbot: Quote #228: "I'm in a dark void!" —Graham [2015-05-04]
girlpainting: i attack the darkness!
Shovelcorp: @NickTheDM How did that possibly work?
gnome_friend: The darkness asks you to stop
girlpainting: !roll 1d20
Shovelcorp: Cast terror on the pit trap
NickTheDM: @Shovelcorp Strangely
Earthenone: ?roll
Shovelcorp: Fair
DiscordianTokkan: The Darkness believes in a thing called love; wishes you to listen to the whispers of its heart. Waitwhat
KingWhoShallReturn: Is the Friday Night Paperfight not happening tonight?
MutantIronMan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing Commander! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (13m ago).
Earthenone: it is happening soon
Shovelcorp: Stop staring at the darkness, it's shy
seth_erickson: They're working on getting things up
RockPusher: Soon™
TehAmelie: they're trying to contain the magic in the cards
honeyhivebear: the darkness
SnowBuddy18: hey, Serge can't screw up colour identity if the deck is built for him
Shovelcorp: Someday, the stream will come...
TehAmelie: they're so powerful
girlpainting: LoadingReadyRun are you alive?
KingWhoShallReturn: I see thank you!
RockPusher: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always studying the blade.
NickTheDM: That awkward moment when the custom cards cause the whole system to crash
sir_jack_DB: nothing personnel
honeyhivebear: the voids staring back
RockPusher: gabySlay unarmeHmm
Shovelcorp: The void is winking at us
Earthenone: i really hope he has the kitchen finks in his deck, even though it will be legal now
gnome_friend: The void is studying the blade
girlpainting: i cast daylight at the darkness!
seth_erickson: lprodR1
TehAmelie: while you studied the blade, i practiced blacksmithing so i could make you the bestest sword. love you lrrHEART
honeyhivebear: staring comp
DiscordianTokkan: Hello darkness my old friend katesWave
Earthenone: !card daylight
LRRbot: Expose to Daylight [2W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Scry 1.
noSmokeFire: I hope Mo's deck has kitchen finks
gnome_friend: sergeHi
drfox17: FRANKA
drfox17: that took me a while to find
NickTheDM: I really should have thought of that
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
r10pez10: signal
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Fruan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
IbunWest: lrrSIGNAL
mastershake29x: lrrSIGNAL
PhorrestGaze: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
YawnLance: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
noSmokeFire: signal get
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: lrrMAGICAL
fuzzy_died: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
girlpainting: the spell worked \o/
seth_erickson: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
accountmadeforants: lrrSIGNAL
virre_: le signalo
SquirrelEarl: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
MadWolf1290: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Elypants: lrrSignal
Fluffasaurus: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
le__mage__bc: Yeesss
honeyhivebear: finally
honeyhivebear: the void now more
DiscordianTokkan: @girlpainting katesThank
azureHaights subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
azureHaights: WE'RE HEEEEEEERE!
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honeyhivebear: no
LloydWallace: So I went off in a draft today after P1P1 Feather, and since I got a copy out of my booster box I wanna make a commander deck with her. Any suggestions from chat? It's been a while since I've brewed EDH.
Shovelcorp: We have a countdown!
Jacobontherun1: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: pride51 glhf
girlpainting: DiscordianTokkan your welcome...i guess ^^
honeyhivebear: a long one
zanderkreegan: When is the FNPF?
honeyhivebear: lrrHORN
Nameless_Sword: Ah ha, signal!
Juliamon: zanderkreegan Refresh!
Welbog subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
Welbog: 2^4 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Welbog! (Today's storm count: 12)
NickTheDM: Its happening!!!
honeyhivebear: hope at last
CrazyWatermeloon subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, CrazyWatermeloon! (Today's storm count: 13)
honeyhivebear: free of the void
girlpainting: i literaly have 2 min left in mailtime
the_canuck_mystic subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
the_canuck_mystic: Not going anywhere, but thanks for all the fish.
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gnome_friend: The void was inside us all along
Shovelcorp: Feather seems cool in an Ink-Treader deck
Juliamon: One last time...
Juliamon: WHICH COMMANDER WILL WIN: https://strawpoll.com/apg2kchb
honeyhivebear: the void is all consuming
YawnLance: The real void was the friends we made along the way?...
Evandill: "Words have Meaning!"
gnome_friend: Some words don't have meaning
Shovelcorp: What are words?
Earthenone: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #3797: "Here comes some hot meat" —Ian [2016-12-28]
gnome_friend: Ubelflorp
seth_erickson: The Void was the friends we made along the way?
honeyhivebear: yes
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with the Friday Night Paper Fight: Bylaw and Order Commander Decks! 🎦 | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6Pss7wUEAA-mzL.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1127004592779063296
honeyhivebear: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Shovelcorp: We are the void that believes in the friends that believes in us?
Evandill: kiitPaw kiitWat
girlpainting: the void of us!
gnome_friend: Exactly Shovelcorp the void is glad you understand
honeyhivebear: so close
MrQBear: I thought the void is where the peasants go when Trogdor eats them.
Shovelcorp: Glad we got that sorted
chaostreader: Twitch App forgot to send a notification. Got here in time still.
honeyhivebear: yes
Earthenone: !findquote void
LRRbot: Quote #2233: "Translator's note: Dream Void means Ass." —Alex and Graham [2016-04-01]
NickTheDM subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
NickTheDM: Thank you so much for playing with these decks. Its an honor to see something I made on such a huge stage. Here's hoping on further Bylaw Adventures!
Terradana: OwO
mechmagic: excitement!
notfarg subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
notfarg: Eyyyy! Time to fight with some cards!
NazakYuzak: Hype!
NathanJay_GA: Ah, thank you for the notification, Twitch app. only 3 minutes late
ritchards: So we should have the Dice Friends opening, yes?
honeyhivebear: lets fight
NickTheDM: @orellien2773 THey are! And I made them! And I'm ludicrously excited!
DaMagicBadger: This is going to be wild
gnome_friend: !card awakening of vitu-ghazi
LRRbot: Awakening of Vitu-Ghazi [3GG] | Instant | Put nine +1/+1 counters on target land you control. It becomes a legendary 0/0 Elemental creature with haste named Vitu-Ghazi. It's still a land.
Shovelcorp: OOh
girlpainting: put your void into your Premium Zippered Gaming Pouch™
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSSS
noSmokeFire: yuss
Shovelcorp: Stuff
ritchards: Called it!
gamnaire: time for some hot sausage action
GoblinRanger: woot
MrQBear: Oh my god @ritchards you nailed it
honeyhivebear: hi
drfox17: oh niiiice
zuchen_120: How did I forget about the Friday Night Paper Fight!
DiscordianTokkan grooves
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Nameless_Sword: Ah ha, perfect
zespy1553: WOOO
Nefarious_Ned: Whaaaaaaa? Awesome!
NexusVoxx: ahahahaaha
drfox17: DANCE PARTY
honeyhivebear: lets goooooooooo
NexusVoxx: wonderful
depositron: Nice
MadWolf1290: YES
mastershake29x: YAY
Nameless_Sword: Oh please oh please be in costume!
FlameI7: Everyone gets to vent frustrations (on mo)
technoFinch: For a second there I honestly thought it was Monday...
mcguffer10: Woo woo
Shovelcorp: Wir mussen tanzen
honeyhivebear: love the music
The_Ehakan subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
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drfox17: wait... WAIT... is @oboecrazy here?
noSmokeFire: Please someone have the zardozz stach
chickenace11: who is on tech tonight
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHA
girlpainting: critroleAshley critroleJester jimmyt1Nurgle jimmyt1LOL jimmyt1Nice critroleCrit critroleScanlan
Evochron13: ROFL
zuchen_120: psych
Earthenone: lol
MadWolf1290: LOL
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
drfox17: double intro!?
Jacobontherun1: lmao
Chaotically_Random: Wat....
Nigouki: whoooooops
YawnLance: Oof
NexusVoxx: *paul noises*
GoblinRanger: slooo mow
noSmokeFire: the fake out!
maintainpriority: lol
honeyhivebear: what
le__mage__bc: lol cut tech
RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrSLOTH lrrHEART
Mangledpixel: hot mic!
NathanJay_GA: phwaaa
DiscordianTokkan: The single frame of them posing!
Serifina: Aaaaaugh OBS why
honeyhivebear: spits out water
Nefarious_Ned: The fake out!
fishmanfishfish: jamieOopsie
TheWarbo: whoopsies lol
Decaped: looking forward to the Ian Dimir deck :-) lrrDARK
seth_erickson: Thanks Paul
korvys: Hi Paul (hot mic:P )
PhorrestGaze: O-B-Sad
MrPhlip: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
SuperSugarSloth: Friday Night Bylaw and Order Fight
TehAmelie: oh hi
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WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Yay!
le__mage__bc: hello !
fehlbrandschwele: WOOHOO!!!
honeyhivebear: ???
noSmokeFire: \o/
PhorrestGaze: no box text?
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain
DaMagicBadger: OB-deaths
drfox17: Franka's on vacation
TheWarbo: hi tired, we're chat
DiscordianTokkan: Hi tired, I'm dad!
honeyhivebear: its saturday for me
MrBigBentz subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
MrBigBentz: working my way to 3 years whoo
junipertheory: !decklists
LRRbot: (10 May 2019) Decks coming soon!
amative1: "Hi tired, I'm dad!"
kaffeetrinken89: neither lawful nor orderly ^^
maintainpriority: correct seating!
Evandill: kiitWave
EOstby: Ah yes, Session NotaSession, our old foe!
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Hpieper: boop
junipertheory: Dammit
mcguffer10: Jansusksmsksmwnuanajw! Mnack mnack
Evandill: Twitch pls
MAPBoardgames: So, literally. Everything I know about Ravinca I've learned from watching Bylaw and Order.
TehAmelie: no DM screen? what's going on
Mangledpixel: That's my secret, I'm always tired.
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RockPusher: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
honeyhivebear: the void is no more
Nefarious_Ned: But seriously, Kathleen you did an awesome with that campaign!
chaostreader: The Paper Fight intro seems to always glitch lately.
fehlbrandschwele: COMMANDER!!!
flyingdelorion: Hello LRRSmen, LRRwoman and hi chat! GLHF to the players and have fun chat!
LJHero: uWu
Nameless_Sword: Friday night! Paper fight!
honeyhivebear: yeah i loved the campain
NickTheDM: Hello Folks! Its me!
niccus: it's you!
le__mage__bc: #BlessNick
Shovelcorp: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Sektor88: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
noSmokeFire: this is a Very Special Episode of FNPF
gnome_friend: Thank you NickTheDM sergeFriend
DoodlestheGreat: An inspired idea, Nick.
kaffeetrinken89: Aaaah, it starts to make sense. ^^
mastershake29x: i like how they're in the same seats as in Bylaw & Order
honeyhivebear: nice
the_living_gale: @NickTheDM Congrats friend! Ya did a great thing. <3
Nameless_Sword: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart @NickTheDM
DiscordianTokkan: cheer100 Bitss for Nick!
SrMuskrat: Serge's better have kitchen finks in it or we riot
noSmokeFire: oh! please let Mo be a group hug deck
virre_: good job NickTheDM
NexusVoxx: oh neat custom designs
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WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Holy cow
drfox17: We thought it was Nico Bolas but it was @NickTheDM !
honeyhivebear: lets gooo
fehlbrandschwele: Oh my God!!! I tougth about this but I thought it was too far stretched an idea... I LOVED THE SHIT OUT OF BYLAW!!!
PruPruh: OMG that is AMAZING! @NickTheDM lrrHEART
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kirbytronic: Ian needs a proxy of some of the anime walkers
honeyhivebear: so cool
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GoblinRanger: awesome
Nefarious_Ned: This is so cool!!!
MadWolf1290: WOW
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! Alex Art!
NexusVoxx: steacy art hype
SrMuskrat: This is rad
honeyhivebear: lets gooo
mcguffer10: Yeet!
SpookySpaghooti: Alex art!!!!
LJHero: hype
kanimaras: Alex of the Victoria Stacy's
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mastershake29x: this is awesome
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kirbytronic: Also, yay game, everyone have fun!
Phosfur: but Vhitu gazi is already a card... lol
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gnome_friend: !findquote kingdom
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Wonderdoc: Alex "freshly added value" Steacy? PogChamp
drfox17: The Kingdom of Cards!
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EscherichiaCole: WE finally broke jordan
MadWolf1290: "Jordan gave up" omph
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le__mage__bc: A kingdom made of cards
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NexusVoxx: the card king himself
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Lettuce_Toast: A county of cardboard! A fiefdom of Fun!
drfox17: is... is he the king?
LJHero: <3
Lyinginbedmon: Let's get writ, everybody
knighta3gaming: Kingdom of cardboard
TheWarbo: Jordan gave up shortly after the Blind Commander stream
drfox17: yessss
noSmokeFire: shorts! scandalous
EOstby: Does Jordan know that he gave permission? :P
drfox17: that's a good button
snowewolf: why has Ian got a tears drop tattoo, who he kill?
DiscordianTokkan: The Writ! The Manga Carda, for Enor's collection!
Nefarious_Ned: @fehlbrandschwele mmmm...carbs....
Wonderdoc: Jordan gives me more the vibe of the jester @drfox17 🤔
NexusVoxx: perfect
Nameless_Sword: Oh Serge....
RockPusher: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
the_living_gale: Flawless
noSmokeFire: professionals :)
gnome_friend: sergeOffByOne
LJHero: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Phailhammer: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
chaostreader: @nickthedm It’s hard to play test Commander. Especially if it’s just you. Politics are hard to replicate without 4 players.
RagMan017: dizZy
GoblinRanger: sergeOffByOne
drfox17: @Wonderdoc I had assumed he was some kind of Herald or Magical Boy
DiscordianTokkan: @Hangedman GOD DAMN THEM ALL?
knighta3gaming: semi ahsj
honeyhivebear: good job
le__mage__bc: So I haven't see your DnD campaign yet so is there gonna be spoilers for your campaign ?
kirbytronic: Go for the Kidneys, Cam!
Serifina: Reminder: The brick and mortar store is Mox Boarding House. :p
TheWarbo: Card Kingdom here in Oregon ye
knighta3gaming: had a stroke
noSmokeFire: @le__mage__bc almost definitely to some extent
Volran: Yeah, catching you live for the first time. Hooray for insomnia, also Serge you are the best. BegWan
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Mewr11: I would argue paying salaries is immensly interesting
knighta3gaming: he is
RockPusher: SingsMic sergeMoly
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honeyhivebear: loved the campain
TheWarbo: "I was segueing with you, not segueing at you"
le__mage__bc: @noSmokeFire Dang. Oh well, it will be worth it either way with the crew
DiscordianTokkan: Flawless
TehAmelie: i keep getting surprised whenever i hear Barret's Privateers and realize the actual words aren't "Bus bus them all"
RockPusher: benginDab
NexusVoxx: lrrBEEJ
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gnome_friend: I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
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honeyhivebear: that segway
Mister_Hush: Ben's been a saltmine lately, and I'm HERE for it
kanimaras: beej the Magic Wizard
LJHero: lrrBEEJ
Decaped: @le__mage__bc there isn't that much to spoil, all the best things are in the moment
gnome_friend: But Commander is cool as well
ritchards: Head Magic Wizard Beej!
JohnPraw: Looks like I got home from MagicFest Madison just in time.
Shovelcorp: Beej the level 6 judge
Mattmitchell45: OMG Beej alters
Wonderdoc: the GRANDMaster JUDGE PogChamp
Loonatic93: Did Ian get a tattoo or something?
Papperslappen: Magic Booj with Magic Beej
honeyhivebear: timing
accountmadeforants: Beej will also change the Oracle text
le__mage__bc: beej is the missing power 11
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Nameless_Sword: Beej - Judge level = Supreme
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DarkNacht: I really hope Ben is doing ok because he has been taking a lot of flack lately
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: lrrEFF
Shovelcorp: Why is he getting those scissors out for that mox?
kirbytronic: Ben is great
Type_One___: showlove100
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LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
niccus: first we need to check the cards with the iodine pen
CaptainSpam: Wait, a Commander stream with a table friend?
NickTheDM: Oh shit they upgraded the frames
NickTheDM: Thats amazing
SnowBuddy18: @Mewr11 well of course not, Dimir are less interested in salaries
honeyhivebear: commence the magicing
Tantusar: No, no, a DM, @CaptainSpam.
LoadingReadyRun: @nickthedm we did a whole thing to the graphics, yeah
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
fehlbrandschwele: Oh yeah, are you goin to do the character voices the whole game?
DiscordianTokkan: I'm surprised face touching wasn't one of the options
the_living_gale: Three whole life? Busted.
CommiePuddin: custom commanders?
shurtal: Oh hey, Kitchen Finks actually goes in this decK!
CaptainSpam: @tantusar Aha.
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DarkNacht: Or entangle their commander
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honeyhivebear: nice
Mister_Skittles: hold on. there was nothing in Serges card that gives Ben disadvantage...
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
BrowneePoints: Cam's card is busted!
SrMuskrat: Avenir seems a bit busted
Sektor88: enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL
matthew_dauber: is there a command for all of the special commanders?
DiscordianTokkan: E-*clap*-Nor
YawnLance: "Hedonist Lawmage" Perfection.
Evil_John_Cena: I knew 24 didn't
the_living_gale: Enor, please don't tap yourself on screen
Sektor88: Black mana? O:
Loonatic93: So, Molander is a group hug deck. Seems appropriate.
GoblinRanger: black?
matthew_dauber: !decklist
LRRbot: (10 May 2019) Decks coming soon!
Decaped: well Cam's commander will never last a round.
EOstby: Enor would tap that so hard it doesn't untap on its next turn.
Jacobontherun1: Enor's Esper?
SrMuskrat: Why is Enor esper?
DarkNacht: yeah that scans
accountmadeforants: See, that's why I voted for Enor to win
Nameless_Sword: So... Esper? Sneaky dimir spy
NexusVoxx: for the hedonism
NickTheDM: @SrMuskrat Hedonism is in black.
aussie_rob_w: Enor seems strong
TehAmelie: countdown until "unstep" becomes a Beej Magic thing
aesir_blade: enor's commander tax should be 0 ?
BrindleBoar: look someone has to do the drugs, otherwise what's the point of drugs
Evil_John_Cena: Why does Enor sound like 24 from venture bros.?
fehlbrandschwele: Enor is Esper? interesting...
Lettuce_Toast: Is enor meant to prevent untapping on upkeep instead of end step?
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
NexusVoxx: barkner with
DiscordianTokkan: Valencia, Goodest Doggo is a great name
the_living_gale: GOODEST DOGGO. Amazing
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
ContingentCat: such a good doggo
honeyhivebear: nog
Jacobontherun1: That's a lot of text
Sektor88: noice
kaiyo0123: Bylaw and Order: Civil War
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noSmokeFire: the third member of their battalion is highly destructible
Nameless_Sword: Punching things, very good stategy
BrindleBoar: Boros, Borosier, Borosiest.
Dog_of_Myth: Now that's a good doggo.
Officinalis: TBF I wouldn't imagine Nog being the best mentor.
Volran: Valencia is best doggo! FrankerZ
LRRbot: Magus of the Vineyard [G] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | At the beginning of each player's precombat main phase, that player adds {G}{G}.
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zuchen_120: This is kinda sweet...I really want to make fake commanders for the teen magic club I run...
the_living_gale: Turn sideways while punching? So like, a death cartwheel?
aussie_rob_w: That is an AMAZING partner pair.
matthew_dauber: is therea way to see the custom commanders elsewhere
drfox17: i forgot about the zoom!
MacSquizzy: oh boy
sir_jack_DB: nyoop
NexusVoxx: sol rings for all
matthew_dauber: oh god that card
noSmokeFire: gotta go fast
amative1: Ooh, it's the world tree!... oh wait, it's just a Forest
DiscordianTokkan: Omniramp!
Shovelcorp: Make sure you don't leave those gifts... ungiven?
Evandill: phat
ZeroArcana: Gotta Go Green
azureHaights: Let's all go really fast. It'll be a bonding experience
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accountmadeforants: Oh that's awesome
Bugberry: I literally just tuned in and this is crazy.
LRRbot: Jhessian Thief [2U] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) / Whenever Jhessian Thief deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Evandill: *what
CasualKing21: turn 1 magus, wow
DiscordianTokkan: Oh man. Is Serge playing a Group Hug commander? Perfect
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InsaneMuadib: woos commander night!!!
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Mattmitchell45: Whomst was it that made these decks?
CaffeinatedLemur: howdy chatland
the_living_gale: P o w e r f u l
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | ({T}: Add {U} or {B}.) / As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
gnome_friend: sergeHi CaffeinatedLemur
Mewr11: Not gonna lie, I'm a fan of Jhessie's Girl
Hangedman: Uhhh I am noting down that Magus for later
Earthenone: @Mattmitchell45 NicktheDM
LRRbot: Hero of Precinct One [1W] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
Mattmitchell45: Rad
CasualKing21: I hope Serge is playing group hug
MadWolf1290: why is Enor already +1?
Relentless_Bread: sergeHi
honeyhivebear: doggo
LRRbot: Blossoming Sands | Land | Blossoming Sands enters the battlefield tapped. / When Blossoming Sands enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
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NickTheDM: @Mattmitchell45 @Earthenone I've been summoned?
matthew_dauber: they're all playing white, huh
Verraze: Oh man Ian really does sound like 24 from Venture Bros. That is an awesome impression I love it!
noSmokeFire: @MadWolf1290 tax evasion
LRRbot: Heartwood Storyteller [1GG] | Creature — Treefolk [2/3] | Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, each of that player's opponents may draw a card.
MadWolf1290: lol
matthew_dauber: lol
matthew_dauber: ive heard this story before
TehAmelie: Serge seems to be playing Venice in Civ, being so beneficial for everyone else to have around they don't want to conquer him
kaffeetrinken89: The huggiest of huggsters.
Nameless_Sword: First blood!
YawnLance: I am so here for this group hug commander
ritchards: Mo has a sick deck!
DiscordianTokkan: The first face touch!
Earthenone: he is "helping"
korvys: That's one of my favourite Commander cards
biosomniac: I was a tad late, is there any way to see the custom commanders?
maxthefourth: He is just hugging him really hard
GoblinRanger: this is in character, he's help enor fight something :)
kirbytronic: Flavor fail, not attacking Nog
RockPusher: The group hug was just a ruse to get close enough to stabby!
matthew_dauber: it was just a slightly too strong high five
CasualKing21: YUP! Serge is playing group hug! yay!
Bugberry: One my favorite Future Sight cards.
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun is this one of the next commander sets? please say yes
Wonderdoc: Mo got oracled. he now has bloodlust 3
LRRbot: Mistfire Adept [3U] | Creature — Human Monk [3/3] | Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
DiscordianTokkan: !card Molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
the_living_gale: The zoom to each player's battlefield is a nice touch. 👍
Frankenkeen: I already love this so much
accountmadeforants: Molander's deck is consistently on theme so far, I love it
SpookySpaghooti: !card Nog
LRRbot: Found 15 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
DiscordianTokkan: Yesss, cardreader works, @biosomniac . :D
kaffeetrinken89: Not good, but it works. ^^
the_living_gale: Enor's only been in prison for a bit and he's already getting bullied.
LRRbot: Minister of Impediments [2{W/U}] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | ({W/U} can be paid with either {W} or {U}.) / {T}: Tap target creature.
chaostreader: I thought he said misfire adept and was confused.
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | Clifftop Retreat enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Relentless_Bread: what is this
NickTheDM: I'm glad the flavor is working as intended
LRRbot: Rampaging Monument [4] | Artifact Creature — Cleric [0/0] | Trample / Rampaging Monument enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Rampaging Monument.
korvys: And Enor is like "I'm going to put my creatures in the same row as my lands", like a criminal
sir_jack_DB: ohh, they're spending Magus mana
sir_jack_DB: I was lost for a second there
kirbytronic: Mo group hug, Avenir prowess, Enor Prison, Nog and Valencia Doggo punch
Sibwow: does serge's deck have kitchen finks? Kappa
noSmokeFire: Mo could come out to play this turn.
LRRbot: Tranquil Expanse | Land | Tranquil Expanse enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
le__mage__bc: You know what would be funny ? If the crew keep notes of what is happening this game in order to reuse in the campaign.
Nameless_Sword: For extra style these decks should have been nice to see mostly ravnican cards... but don't know how balanced that would have been
durge12: oh god, he CAN play finks cant he
honeyhivebear: friend ship
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
loki_lxix: So Serge is playing Kitchen Finks right?
Mister_Skittles: plz tell me serge has a finks now he is actually the right colours
noSmokeFire: "embrace"
Lithobraker: isn't molander 150?
MAPBoardgames: spinaDonut Welcome MO!
NickTheDM: @Nameless_Sword There are a lot of ravnica cards in the deck. I tried to keep flavor
Alness49: So just got here, are the commanders modified from other commanders, or are the mechanics new too?
Ragnarakk: oh WHOAH custom commanders.. i thought they just had altered art commanders
Loonatic93: Molander is almost an "Un" set card.
Nameless_Sword: @NickTheDM Cool. Yeah that adds extra to the flavour of all the experience
the_canuck_mystic: Ben, Molander's ability is it's fair because it's symmetrical.
seth_erickson: Some of them are new some of them are not
JohnPraw: This overlay is sweet. Impressive work.
LRRbot: Bepis, Local Guide [3W] | Legendary Creature — Elephant Scout [1/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, another target creature you control can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater until end of turn.
NickTheDM: @Alness49 Brandy new, although I did my best to make them seem like real cards
DiscordianTokkan: BEPIS! Yesssss
Nameless_Sword: Oh wow, sweet
GoblinRanger: lol
YawnLance: Bepis! :D
SpookySpaghooti: @nickthedm youve done an outstanding job!
Sektor88: PogChamp
Earthenone: pepsi backwards
ContingentCat: !! Bepis
Armstrong11139: [writes down 'Bepis']
PruPruh: This is brilliance.
NickTheDM: Thank you @SpookySpaghooti benginHeart
Frankenkeen: what!?
drfox17: wait i assume this is the cusom?
r10pez10: that artist credit
MadWolf1290: Alex art too!
kinesthetics: BEPIS
Alness49: Is that a sausage symbol for the "set"?
SpookySpaghooti: Bepis!!!
Ragnarakk: oh my god... so many custom cards i love it
ContingentCat: kathle#HEX
LRRbot: Glacial Fortress | Land | Glacial Fortress enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
ContingentCat: kathle3HEX
mastershake29x: are these in scryfall yet? :)
Ant__R: didnt serge have a draw thing
Elypants: These are beyond amazing! Ahh, such great flavor in these decks!
NexusVoxx: @Igknight24 edh with custom commanders
honeyhivebear: its precombat can cam cast that
Phoerow: how many of the cards are self made?
Decaped: serge draw is noncreature
DiscordianTokkan: I love this so much
NickTheDM: Bepis's intended flavor is that he's taking you on the path where the big monsters arent
noSmokeFire: this sausage set has great flavor
Igknight24: so many inside jokes
NexusVoxx: @Phoerow commanders and 1 card per deck beyond that
Earthenone: @Phoerow 8 cards, each commander and one card per deck
Evandill: @NickTheDM I dig it
mastershake29x: @Phoerow 2 per deck i think (3 for ben)
orellien2773: @NickTheDM You are awesome, this whole thing is just great :D
SpookySpaghooti: Mo is very strong
Nameless_Sword: Serge over there playing "lands deck".... didn't see that coming benginFingers
LRRbot: Aether Theorist [1U] | Creature — Vedalken Rogue [1/3] | When Aether Theorist enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E} (three energy counters). / {T}, Pay {E}: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.)
drfox17: I'm guessing Rinn isn't in Cam's deck
kingshadow2442: Can we get these cards in the lrr store
The_Ninjurai: Did Ian and Serge choose something from Molander?
ContingentCat: And we don't know about all the contents, also like sausages
kishachu_: whats this format?
Himyul: did Molander trigger?
Officinalis: The Enor look-a-like deck.
amative1: Welcome to the Pre-Prerelease for Bylaw and Order (BAO)!
InXplotch: molander triggered
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NickTheDM: @drfox17 Unfortunately she's outside his color identity. He got Bepis.
drfox17: I doubt he would have the right mana to summon her
NexusVoxx: @The_Ninjurai yes. cam got a counter, and ian got 3 life
GoblinRanger: yeah ian got life, serge played a land
kinesthetics: Molander gave Ian 3 life and Serge a land
drfox17: @NickTheDM That's what i figured
mastershake29x: @kishachu_ commander, with a couple custom cards based on bylaw & order
Mewr11: "Look where I'm pointing, not at my hand" - Cameron, 2019
Nameless_Sword: @Himyul Yes it did
The_Ninjurai: Thanks NexusVoxx ! I missed that.
The_Ninjurai: Thanks kinesthetics !
Himyul: okay, thanks Nameless_Sword
Alness49: So this is the Commander Precon Pre Pre Pre Release (As in, Never-Release)
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Ah, they're amber
honeyhivebear: servo facts
KingXicor: Hurray!
Elypants: Kathleen, what are the odds they would have survived that? xD
GlennSeto: Of course she specced them.
MrPhlip: "If they'd tried to fight their way into the gruul encampment, they would have [died a very lot]"
drfox17: @NickTheDM Besides, she's probably cheering on the sidelines enjoying the spectical
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun and anyone else who wants to see, I had nothing to do with this commander event, but here's something I made back when Ilharg got spoiled: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D36ogUDWAAA20is?format=jpg&name=small
LRRbot: Stone Quarry | Land | Stone Quarry enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
GoblinRanger: it's tapped twice :)
Chartle: draw for turn?
kinesthetics: Molander is lowkey really good. I want one for my group hug deck, anyone know if he comes in prerelease foil? lol
InXplotch: mo is definitely a bit absurd as a card
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
amative1: !addquote (Cameron) [now] Look where I'm pointing, not at my hand.
LRRbot: New quote #6033: "Look where I'm pointing, not at my hand." —Cameron [2019-05-10]
JA_Pinkerton: !quote #420
LRRbot: Rites of Flourishing [2G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card. / Each player may play an additional land on each of their turns.
DarkMorford: That is an excellent quote.
NexusVoxx: !findquote helper
LRRbot: Quote #4694: "I'm a helper!" —Dale [2018-02-19]
Estyl_: Hello
korvys: !card Storyteller
LRRbot: Did you mean: Heartwood Storyteller; Heartwood Storyteller Avatar
BrowneePoints: @NickTheDM please tell me you gave Molander ways to actually WIN with all the group hug XD
korvys: !card Heartwood Storyteller
LRRbot: Heartwood Storyteller [1GG] | Creature — Treefolk [2/3] | Whenever a player casts a noncreature spell, each of that player's opponents may draw a card.
eye_h_bar: Who built these decks?
biosomniac: !card Enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
LJHero: speed molander is speed
amative1: So that's two draws and up to three lands that can be played each turn...
deathrite_sharkman: judge!! storyteller
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Everyone draws off Storyteller from Rites
chickenace11: So what does Serge deck do Kappa
KingXicor: Serge playing the consensual group hug deck.
NickTheDM: @BrowneePoints Oh yeah, if Nog doesn't blitz everyone he's my favorite to take the game
biosomniac: !card Enor, Hedonist Lawmage
Evandill: @eye_h_bar @NickTheDM
mastershake29x: @eye_h_bar built by @NickTheDM
kinesthetics: !card molander
NickTheDM: @eye_h_bar Hello!
Estyl_: this is so cool.
timiam: I'm late, what's the special deal with this?
DiscordianTokkan: Powerful Magic
honeyhivebear: this is so cool
eye_h_bar: Hello! These look great and super flavorful
amative1: !card Enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
amative1: !card Enor, Hedonist Lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
NexusVoxx: dont mind if i do
orellien2773: Does fit that the Judge gets the deck that's like 90% triggers :D
NickTheDM: @eye_h_bar Thank you!
kingshadow2442: I want these bylaw cards
BrowneePoints: Molander is secretly Dimir!
korvys: Heartwood Storyteller is one of my favourite Commander includes :D
Juliamon: timiam Custom cards in the decks!
LRRbot: Trail of Evidence [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
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timiam: Thanks Juliamon!
timiam: That sounds sweet
KNACC: this is super cool!
NexusVoxx: bwah
Igknight24: are there decklists available?
Dog_of_Myth: Group Hug is evil...if played right.
gnome_friend: bwah
Kaprak: Prowess triggers?
sir_jack_DB: bwuh
honeyhivebear: land fall trigger
Almost_Alaska: o< Bwah.
NexusVoxx: tough butt-fare
SnowBuddy18: with cards
Estyl_: he sounds like those weird rabbit things
Estyl_: bwah
amative1: Here with my cards, I have fun with my friends, I can tap all my lands, it's the best way to play, with cards.
Wonderdoc: Dog_of_Myth i played grouphug in a planechase game earlier. didnt end well ^^
Decaped: !card mistfire
LRRbot: Did you mean: Mistfire Adept; Mistfire Weaver
Decaped: !card mistfire adept
LRRbot: Mistfire Adept [3U] | Creature — Human Monk [3/3] | Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
hd_dabnado: !card Mistfire Adapt
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ogzangief: sorry guys newer to commander whats a "group hug" deck?
Dog_of_Myth: Planechase is chaos though...;p
Earthenone: a "group hug" deck is a deck that helps the other players
JA_Pinkerton: ogzangief - a deck that helps everyone
NexusVoxx: @ogzangief one that helps other decks by drawing them cards or generating mana or creatures.
pyrehand: @LoadingReadyRun did you plan the adventure around the players or did you have alternate plans if people had chosen different guilds? I could see the undercity parts going very differently if they'd had a golgari member for instance
chaostreader: @ogzangief A deck that ‘helps’ everyone. To death.
r10pez10: wtb wipes
LRRbot: Ghost-Lit Warder [1U] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | {3}{U}, {T}: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Channel — {3}{U}, Discard Ghost-Lit Warder: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}.
Himyul: !card avenir
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
NickTheDM: And now we come to the anime part of Enor's deck
NW9k: @ogzangief part of the point of group hugs is to reduce aggro towards your field because your stuff helps them
toothswallower: oh I love that guy
Estyl_: is it mandatory to do the voice? lol
banachspacebar: So, odds that Kathleen comes in with an Ilharg deck when the time is right?
Nameless_Sword: Enor missing those land drops... that hurts
BrowneePoints: @ogzangief Group Hug decks use symmetrical effects to "help everyone" but usually have effects to benefit more, or massive spells that go over the top of what everyone is doing
kinesthetics: !card molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
Loonatic93: "Hedonist Lawmage" That is a contradiction if I have ever seen one!
gnome_friend: Loonatic93 Enor is a living contradiction
hoktauri: Fevered Visions is my favorite group hug card lrrBEEJ
NW9k: @Loonatic93 is it a contradiction?
NickTheDM: @Loonatic93 Thats the character for you
JA_Pinkerton: Loonatic93 - only if the law is anti-fun
Rogue_07: So these are custom commanders?
Loonatic93: True enough.
orellien2773: Hedonism is totally legal if you *make it legal* :D
JA_Pinkerton: and the law doesn't have to be anti-fun
NW9k: ^ you are allowed to have fun, probably
KingXicor: Embrace... hug... I get it.
le__mage__bc: @LoadingReadyRun Will this game of edh have any repercussion in the campaign ?
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | ({T}: Add {R} or {W}.) / As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
kingshadow2442: Can this be done with other dice friend characters
chaostreader: @browneepoints Really? Most of the group hug decks I played against just made it so you were drawing your deck.
BrowneePoints: Orzhov would've been fine!
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BearPsychologist: !card Enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
NW9k: if you are a hedon and a *sadist* thats a different story
Nameless_Sword: I could see an Orzhov person working for them... if they were being paid of course
LRRbot: Boros Recruit [{R/W}] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [1/1] | ({R/W} can be paid with either {R} or {W}.) / First strike
Sektor88: @le__mage__bc Doubtful - the campaign ended. :P
kaiseresc: restrictions breeds creativity.
Tithegha: can always be a secret dimir
CasualKing21: @Earthenone it's a deck that helps people get free mana,tokens, draws, etc. Usually to help be political and help you survive longer so you can win through instant win cards, tokens, curses, and other stuff
EscherichiaCole: crabcore soldiers
le__mage__bc: @Sektor88 oops forgot to watch some streams ^^
Alness49: So this game is the gang playing Guildpact: The Summoning?
Lithobraker: hamstrings are allowed in the new sausage regs
ogzangief: that's cool ironically i am building a Nicol bolas deck i just hope i win not like in the story as i am an evil genius jk
BrowneePoints: @chaostreader lol well they are supposed to have a rattlesnake or 5. "hey we're all drawing! except you're taking damage when we do it now!" or "we all have mana! FIREBALL THE WORLD!"
Sektor88: @le__mage__bc s'all good. :)
LRRbot: Two-Headed Cerberus [1RR] | Creature — Hound [1/2] | Double strike (This creature deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)
FlameI7: 5-color monowhite here we come
Nogrid: he forgot to play anohter land
LRRbot: Bountiful Promenade | Land | Bountiful Promenade enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Dog_of_Myth: Release the hounds Ben!
NickTheDM: Nog's deck has a small Doggo subtheme
Alness49: It even has Ham in the name!
gnome_friend: lrrHAM
noSmokeFire: @NickTheDM objection, that's clearly a large doggo
Tiber727: Opponents, lands, what's the difference?
chaostreader: @browneepoints I can’t remember what the card was but the deck I played against had an enchantment that made you draw seven cards every time you cast a spell.
kaiseresc: its ORTHRUS D:
honeyhivebear: doggo
LRRbot: Alliance of Arms [W] | Sorcery | Join forces — Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. Each player creates X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way.
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
sir_jack_DB: wow Paul
BrowneePoints: @chaostreader Forced Fruition
CasualKing21: Jeez Paul!
DarkMorford: PAUL
the_canuck_mystic: Paul went dark
Wonderdoc: riPepperonis
Juliamon: Maybe it's a baby cerberus that hasn't grown its third head yet
Lettuce_Toast: There's another dog called orth-something
NexusVoxx: like a rat king? gross.
honeyhivebear: paul reallly
r10pez10: oh this card lmao
biosomniac: Maybe it's just two hellhounds in a Get Along Shirt
the_canuck_mystic: lrrAWW lrrSPOT lrrAWW
orellien2773: Orthrus/Orthus is Cerberus' sibling, with only two heads.
Loonatic93: I would like to thank Kathleen and these fine players for giving me the inspiration and courage to try DMing a campaign in Ravnica. In my 25+ years of Tabletop Gaming I have never GMed a game before. I've been running the game for a few months now and am absolutely loving it!
Nameless_Sword: making an army
le__mage__bc: It only has the starter head cut off
le__mage__bc: wait that's hydra
chaostreader: @browneepoints Yeah! I played an Izzet spells deck that wanted to draw. Just not that much.
r10pez10: soldiers for everyone
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun it's an Orthrus then Paul
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NexusVoxx: @le__mage__bc that's reminding me of something, what is it?
LRRbot: Temporary Truce [1W] | Sorcery | Each player may draw up to two cards. For each card less than two a player draws this way, that player gains 2 life.
Mister_Skittles: the green one lets everyone ramp lands
Schatten88: hi everyone
Nameless_Sword: So many friends, so much hugs
myskul: what card is happening on each other players upkeep
gnome_friend: sergeHi Schatten88
kaffeetrinken89: Is this alliance thing a real card or custom`?
NexusVoxx: @myskul the custom commander Molander
orellien2773: @myskul ...there's like four of them doing stuff on upkeep at this point.
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun Kathleen, i honestly can not believe you managed to write a campain about the buricracy of sassage and made it not only entertaining but actualy good and interesting, do you have advice of armature GM? same question to cam because he is also a good GM
JA_Pinkerton: does Serge actually have a wincon?
kaiseresc: drawing cards: truly magic's greatest achievement.
Nefarious_Ned: Oh no, the 'group hug' deck.
NickTheDM: @kaffeetrinken89 Thats a real card. Only the things with the Sausage Set symbol are new
MAPBoardgames: Mill-ander?
pyrehand: @LoadingReadyRun Speaking of to much war on Ravnica, how would Molander deal with Vitu-Ghazi getting taken out by the God Eternals?
NickTheDM: @JA_Pinkerton Yes, but not tons of them
kaffeetrinken89: thx
gnome_friend: !findquote bepis
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NUTSOFODEN: @JA_Pinkerton Serge's win con is everyone becomes friends
le__mage__bc: @NexusVoxx it's from an episode of friday night (theros block) where Alex freaks out with nessian asp
LRRbot: Reliquary Tower | Land | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
cagedtiki: gods wrath
coelopteryx: dang, calling orthrus a "two-headed cerberus" is like when some guy has a really popular older brother named like, Fred or something, and this younger brother keeps getting called "smaller fred"
NexusVoxx: @le__mage__bc riiiiight
r10pez10: this boardstate
JA_Pinkerton: "The real wincon was the friends we made along the way"
coelopteryx: and the younger brother's like "my name's Mike"
Ubiki: i wonder if serge has the draw game card in his deck
LJHero: it ends with serge decking everyone at once
coelopteryx: and people are like "ok, smaller fred"
JA_Pinkerton: NickTheDM - are they a secret?
ZeroArcana: the game ends when the table becomes so crowded you can't tell who controls what
Rogue_07: !card Bepis
LRRbot: Bepis, Local Guide [3W] | Legendary Creature — Elephant Scout [1/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, another target creature you control can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater until end of turn.
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Svengineer: youvebeen promoted, get in tha catapult
RealGamerCow: The trick is that all of these decks are made to work together so everyone has infinite life
NexusVoxx: !card goblin bombardment
LRRbot: Goblin Bombardment [1R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.
drfox17: isn't that basically what paratroopers do?
NickTheDM: @JA_Pinkerton No, but I don't remember all of them. I remember at least Giant Adephage is in there. Pretty sure he has an overrun or two
kaiseresc: its only an alarming statement if you're a goblin.
ContingentCat: you can fly for the rest of your life
zerg539: Welcome to the Airborne
Juliamon: ok
Nameless_Sword: I imagine being made to "fly briefly" is someone just throwing or catapulting them through the air
gnome_friend: !findquote ok
LRRbot: Quote #5969: "It went ok, then it didn't go ok." —Graham, on any given wrestling storyline [2019-04-06]
theonlyangelx: ok
r10pez10: Thinking...
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: "here, you can only fight the army of little guys everyone has
drfox17: @zerg539 Excatly!
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
pharniel: I love the Wayne style "OK" chain
TheBehemothBarn: This is rad
BrowneePoints: I will say though, Commander is WAY more fun when one person is a "group hug" deck
BrowneePoints: as long as the Group Hug deck doesn't go off in like 3 turns
JA_Pinkerton: what's taht convoke summon the legion card?
Dog_of_Myth: I agree.
MAPBoardgames: Move to cheat-step
ushiikun: Investigate is such a good mechanic, I hope they use it again in another set someday.
Nameless_Sword: oh cam......
EscherichiaCole: cheat step!
seth_erickson: cheat step?
drfox17: button!
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r10pez10: yeah i get the feeling investigate will come back at some stage
NexusVoxx: all you need is one token and a die
kaiseresc: thicc grip, mate
NickTheDM: I thought ahead on that one. Did not think to provide saprolings or soldiers
girlpainting: the clue tokens are in the third row, just behind the servo tokens
noSmokeFire: hrrr my grip is dummy thicc
Pantsravaganza: how big are the decks here? 60?
r10pez10: t h i c c g r i p p
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r10pez10: your standard commander 100
DiscordianTokkan: My gripp is so thicc the clap of my hands keeps alerting the guards
Pantsravaganza: thankyou
LRRbot: Soulsworn Jury [2W] | Creature — Spirit [1/4] | Defender (This creature can't attack.) / {1}{U}, Sacrifice Soulsworn Jury: Counter target creature spell.
MAPBoardgames: Everyone, including the NPCs
Alness49: And in a way, they did!
ContingentCat: also has the message to always read what you're signing
gnome_friend: Investigate
NexusVoxx: azorius spirits are so weird
accountmadeforants: Everybody thought they were doing something good, or at least net zero bad
rockyboy78: I can't believe no one did a campaign like that before
Pnoy__: ian didnt play a 2nd land of rite yet
LRRbot: Lyev Decree [1W] | Sorcery | Detain up to two target creatures your opponents control. (Until your next turn, those creatures can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be activated.)
le__mage__bc: I can't see the artist name on the card. Who did the artwork on the custom cards. Is it @NickTheDM ? Or someone else ?
LRRbot: Consuming Vapors [3B] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness. / Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
Loonatic93: But why would Azorius, Boros, or Selesnya care at all about society? Just doesn't make sense! lrrBEEJ
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RegulusPratus: Just wanna say, Bylaw and Order was fantastic. Love your D&D content. Can't wait for Cam's new game.
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ritchards: So Kathleen, did Nicky Bolas do anything to District 6 during War?
gnome_friend: Does Avenir investigate?
NickTheDM: @le__mage__bc The main group is featherweight. I think Bepis is actually Alex?
coopdawg_22: The lands tapped in different directions lrrFRUMP
NexusVoxx: @le__mage__bc some of them are Featherweight, and im not sure who they said the others were
Officinalis: Oh man...Enor...consuming vapors...
NexusVoxx: @le__mage__bc oh it was totally Alex
matthew_dauber: assemble the legion plz
BearPsychologist: Avenir would investigate when that creature entered
Nameless_Sword: yeah Mountains are sweet cards
inaudibledaisy: how can Ian play black when Enor is Azorius?
LRRbot: Assemble the Legion [3RW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on Assemble the Legion. Then create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token with haste for each muster counter on Assemble the Legion.
LRRbot: Stoic Rebuttal [1UU] | Instant | Metalcraft — This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control three or more artifacts. / Counter target spell.
BearPsychologist: I assume Enor has a black mana ability
NexusVoxx: @inaudibledaisy enor also has a B activated ability
le__mage__bc: @NickTheDM @NexusVoxx ok neat thx !
Earthenone: the mustard soldiers!
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ginnsman42: question about ians deck and havent been watching chat, but doesnt his deck not follow the color identity rules?
inaudibledaisy: oh ty!! @NexusVoxx
matthew_dauber: ben you still get a trigger off of your mutlicolored stuff
Dog_of_Myth: Oh man that is a sweet enchantment.
NazakYuzak: that's what happens when you talk up a card so much before playing it :p
ginnsman42: or is this a flavor thing i missed
Earthenone: @ginnsman42 activated abilities count for color identitly
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NickTheDM: @ginnsman42 Enor has a black activated ability, thats part of his color identity
kinesthetics: Enor actually has black in his rules text!
ginnsman42: ohhh thank you
durge12: stoic rebuttal seems an extremely cam thing
NexusVoxx: hugh mann
SerGarretCameron: is that not a second investigate trigger on Avenir?
chaostreader: Ben. You cast a multi color spell.
le__mage__bc: @ginnsman42 his commander is esper so don't worry
ogzangief: cam you monster why would you do that
seth_erickson: Avenir is non token creatures
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drfox17: I feel like this game is working so well for 2 reasons: Molander, and Serge
MAPBoardgames: !card Enor Lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
gnome_friend: soulsworn jury isnn't a token
ginnsman42: thanks guys
LJHero: what was the card Ben cast?
drfox17: having a judge seems to keep things organized
r10pez10: Assemble the Legion
chaostreader: !card Assemble the
LRRbot: Did you mean: Assemble the Rank and Vile; Assemble the Legion
NexusVoxx: @LJHero Assemble the Legion, looks like
le__mage__bc: !card Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
seth_erickson: oh for the soul sworn jury yes he needs to investigate
ginnsman42: didnt catch the activated ability
Rogue_07: !card Assemble The Legion
croisvoix1: Didn't Valencia say it's only until end of turn?
chaostreader: !card Assemble the Legion
LRRbot: Integrity // Intervention | Integrity [{R/W}] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. // Intervention [2RW] | Instant | Intervention deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
kaffeetrinken89: 2 Soldier for ech head.
croisvoix1: !card Valencia
LJHero: thanks
chaostreader: Welp
amative1: $5 says someone mills out
Mister_Hush: Ben's got this game on lock, so far, but this being Commander, anything can happen
chaostreader: !card Assemble the Legion
LRRbot: Assemble the Legion [3RW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on Assemble the Legion. Then create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token with haste for each muster counter on Assemble the Legion.
CallMeCJ_: wait so are these custom Commanders?
LRRbot: Woodvine Elemental [4GW] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | Trample / Parley — Whenever Woodvine Elemental attacks, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, attacking creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Then each player draws a card.
Plaicoson: Hey! Can anyone fill me in on how this is Bylaw and Order commander?
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TransientPoe: !card Molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
NexusVoxx: Hey ben what's on tap tonight?
paronomasiac042: good gravy, this game is wacky. I love it.
Loonatic93: It's when Valencia and whomever they are bound to attacks.
NickTheDM: @amative1 Avenir's deck does have that one investigate mill card since I thought that might end up happening.
le__mage__bc: Those boards are crazy so early I love it !
r10pez10: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 42:48.
MAPBoardgames: @amative1 so if someone takes you up on that, you would gift them a sub?
NexusVoxx: Avenir trigger
gnome_friend: Investigate Avenir!
NickTheDM: @Plaicoson Custom commander cards that I designed!
LRRbot: Together Forever [WW] | Enchantment | When Together Forever enters the battlefield, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.) / {1}: Choose target creature with a counter on it. When that creature dies this turn, return that card to its owner's hand.
Madbearv: >2 Azorius commanders
amative1: @Plaicoson: They all have custom commanders based on their B&O characters
sifonaonline: Yea, Serge needs to get got immediately.
Earthenone: @Plaicoson there are 9 custom cards based on charicters from the campaign
Madbearv: We're gonna be here all night
BrowneePoints: my internet blips out for 30 seconds and Serge's board has gone crazy
Plaicoson: Thanks! that's so cool!
amative1: @MAPBoardgames: sure. first-come-first-serve
SerGarretCameron: goat there.
Hikotori5: !card nog
LRRbot: Found 15 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
NexusVoxx: im sorry we only have green -1/-1 counters
r10pez10: hi kathleen how was your day
accountmadeforants: Oh gosh, I forgot about the Battlebond angle/demon couple
Hikotori5: !card nog, relentless
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no, i'm late
LRRbot: Scattered Groves | Land — Forest Plains | Scattered Groves enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
ThinksTooMuch: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
Bugberry: I can't wait to see a return to Kylem.
seth_erickson: !card together forever
LRRbot: Together Forever [WW] | Enchantment | When Together Forever enters the battlefield, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.) / {1}: Choose target creature with a counter on it. When that creature dies this turn, return that card to its owner's hand.
chaostreader: @sydpreviouslyheadache Good luck figuring out the board state.
ContingentCat: low-key swole
Hikotori5: !card valencia
drfox17: Rinn certainly appreciates it
SnowBuddy18: Avenir been lifting now
ogzangief: in the immortal words of cam Bring it on
destinyburgerz: !card Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
drfox17: i assumed volleyball
Earthenone: island ball is blitzball
NexusVoxx: and swampball is full-contact water polo
SirTrae: So Island ball is just Blitzball, right?
Rogue_07: Now I want to see the MTG version of Probending from Avatar.
the_canuck_mystic: I'm putting money on Serge's Selsnya Mill subtheme paying off.
snowewolf: I can not remember who made these Decks, if you are in chat is there a possibility that you can make the deck lists available and /or sell the complete decks your self ?
MAPBoardgames: Avenir stabs his foe in the kidney while crying so hard he can't see.
GoblinRanger: forestball is lacross?
drfox17: forrestball is lacrosse?
kaffeetrinken89: What is the FF10 ballthingy called. I imagine ravnica islandball to be like that.
Rivulatus_: I like to think swamp ball is Underwater Rugby.
LRRbot: Vedalken Humiliator [3U] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [3/4] | Metalcraft — Whenever Vedalken Humiliator attacks, if you control three or more artifacts, creatures your opponents control lose all abilities and have base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn.
DiscordianTokkan: !card goblin rock sled
LRRbot: Goblin Rock Sled [1R] | Creature — Goblin [3/1] | Trample / Goblin Rock Sled doesn't untap during your untap step if it attacked during your last turn. / Goblin Rock Sled can't attack unless defending player controls a Mountain.
Bugberry: @Rogue_07 It's Battlebond on Kylem
Alness49: Stripmine ball is pretty brutal
gnome_friend: Oh look it's Enor
drfox17: @GoblinRanger an excellent idea
MAPBoardgames: Good golly
GoblinRanger: @drfox17 Good Idea there :)
jpss92400: how does this game end?
le__mage__bc: @snowewolf it's @NickTheDM who made the decks if i recall corectly
NexusVoxx: @jpss92400 eventually
DiscordianTokkan: Wastesball is just ping pong
LRRbot: Distortion Strike [U] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. / Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
chaostreader: @le__mage__bc Correct
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun I would like to thank Kathleen and these fine players for giving me the inspiration and courage to try DMing a campaign in Ravnica. In my 25+ years of Tabletop Gaming I have never GMed a game before. I've been running the game for a few months now and am absolutely loving it!
Myclept: Metalcraft -- give creatures your opponents control noogies
jpss92400: @nexusvoxx lol mill
NickTheDM: @snowewolf I think they are slightly different than the lists I have but I can DM you the versions I had when I started assembling them. Or we can wait until LRR puts out the correct ones
kaffeetrinken89: @jpss92400 Slowly.
r10pez10: thank serra is there to keep things oiled
NickTheDM: Congrats @Loonatic93
r10pez10: *thank serra serge is there to help keep things oiled
destinyburgerz: !card Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
NexusVoxx: i choose not to block it, it's entirely up to my choice
kaffeetrinken89: Keeping thinks oiled? Molander, not only ugging, but also oiling... Ehm ...
destinyburgerz: !card Enor, Hedonist Lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
the_canuck_mystic: What is the state of that distortion strike?
AalderFlawn: Chat, fill me in, what is the format tonight?
drfox17: @r10pez10 I feel like having a judge there is a good idea
NexusVoxx: @the_canuck_mystic on the rebound
r10pez10: it's in rebound-exile atm, canuck
seth_erickson: it's rebounding @the_canuck_mystic
ivn12: !card Molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
chaostreader: @the_canuck_mystic In exile due to rebound.
NexusVoxx: @AalderFlawn EDH with custom commanders
NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun Thank you! I'm glad you like them
drfox17: he needs a james turner
LRRbot: General's Kabuto [4] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) / Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to equipped creature. / Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Frankenkeen: I don't know who to root for, I love all them all (the boys AND the decks)
Earthenone: thats a very enor card
the_canuck_mystic: haha, I needed to zoom in to read what rebound is.
DarkMorford: Who's that Pokemon? It's Kabuto!
Earthenone: a weeb hat
noSmokeFire: bus, I just realized why enor has so many kamigawa cards
1figment: HELLO
r10pez10: shroud, right
DiscordianTokkan: Enor voice: Come on and Slaaaam, and welcome to my jarr'd preserves!
ivn12: Molander is broken
NexusVoxx: shrord
Serifina: Thank goodness Serge is there to track all these whacky triggers. :p
snowewolf: @NickTheDM i would like to know the decks you made, but if you think it is better to wait its fine.
Bugberry: Shroud wasn't keyworded until Future Sight.
Alness49: Is that from the eastern district?
Nameless_Sword: Oh right now it makes TOTAL sense
Nameless_Sword: Perfect
MAPBoardgames: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 48:54.
SquirrelEarl: That scans
LRRbot: Azorius Justiciar [2WW] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When Azorius Justiciar enters the battlefield, detain up to two target creatures your opponents control. (Until your next turn, those creatures can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be activated.)
MAPBoardgames: 48min before we hit an Anime reference
LRRbot: Azorius Guildmage [{W/U}{W/U}] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [2/2] | {2}{W}: Tap target creature. / {2}{U}: Counter target activated ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
LRRbot: Peer Through Depths [1U] | Instant — Arcane | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Live Fast [2B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards, lose 2 life, and get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
NickTheDM: I got you @snowewolf , I'll post it in chat shortly.
LRRbot: The Unspeakable [6UUU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [6/7] | Flying, trample / Whenever The Unspeakable deals combat damage to a player, you may return target Arcane card from your graveyard to your hand.
accountmadeforants: Yeah, I'm going to suggest Molander for my EDH group's group hug player. This looks like fun
NexusVoxx: the unplayable
BrindleBoar: we don't talk about it Kappa
amative1: Exodia!?
snowewolf: @NickTheDM thank you
Bugberry: Peer Through the Depths is part of that combo.
DarkMorford: @amative1 That's impossible! No one's ever summoned Exodia before!
LRRbot: Gleam of Battle [4RW] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
LRRbot: Render Silent [WUU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Its controller can't cast spells this turn.
le__mage__bc: @NickTheDM did you put any crazy combos in one of those decks or are they fair and balanced ?
le__mage__bc: by crazy i mean game-ending
Loonatic93: Isn't OG Emmerakule basically the MTG version of Exodia?
Terradana: a boros deck going to discard? what is this madness
NickTheDM: So this is my TappedOut account, it has imperfect decklists of these decks. If you don't want to know the NPCs in each deck please don't check this until after they've shown up. https://tappedout.net/users/nickthedm/
r10pez10: {U}{W}{U} shhhhh
NazakYuzak: And this, Ben's hate for control grows LUL
Kazman20a: did Ben play his second Land?
NazakYuzak: thus*
DarkMorford: "Why didn't I punch Cameron in the face?" - Ben, 2019
F1SHOR: no punching cam its only a game
Wonderdoc: UWU not this
NickTheDM: @le__mage__bc I don't think so, but theres a lot of interactions so who know
Tantusar: Because that would be RUDE, Ben.
ritchards: Really? Who would think that??
Nogrid: ben has only been playing one land a turn all game
MAPBoardgames: He was so tilted from being silenced he forgot to attack.
le__mage__bc: @NickTheDM ok I'm reassured
Relentless_Bread: ben just said what I feel every time I play against control
LRRbot: Dawnbreak Reclaimer [4WW] | Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying / At the beginning of your end step, choose a creature card in an opponent's graveyard, then that player chooses a creature card in your graveyard. You may return those cards to the battlefield under their owners' control.
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ContingentCat: turns out Kathleen and King Gizz are drift compatible
gnome_friend: Avenir investigate
ogzangief: question @NickTheDM why would you give cam counter magic just kidding as a blue mage myself this is really funny please dont hurt me chat
PoorDecisionMachine: I'm seeing king gizzard this summer!
KingXicor: Ian, have you been playing extra land per turn. If you had them of course?
kaiseresc: its a may in the revive. you may say "no, you chose something I don't like :("
orellien2773: oh! It is may!
Nameless_Sword: Paul is totally right
SpiffGames: no
SpiffGames: it is Serge's decision
LRRbot: Overwhelm [5GG] | Sorcery | Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) / Creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn.
surfderf: quick question...how did these commanders get made/what do they look like?
Lettuce_Toast: It's serge's decision
MrQBear: @KingXicor He hasn't been tossing mana, so hopefully!
MadWolf1290: Paul is correct
Armstrong11139: Yeah only Serge would get to choose here
Bugberry: "You may" you choose
Decaped: no serge, it's Serge's decision.
NazakYuzak: Paul is right
ushiikun: It's all up to Serge
r10pez10: aaaaaa
flyingdelorion: Paul is correct
F1SHOR: omg i want the phage kill someone this way
GoblinRanger: eek
amative1: @DarkMorford Really? Is that because it's so rare?
MAPBoardgames: That's a lot of 4/4 tokens
ninja_theory_ashrams: serge's decision as it is serge's effect
matthew_dauber: well this might be a quick one
erased_citizen: no force or gush?
chaostreader: Both creatures are chosen. Then Serge gets to choose if they enter.
InXplotch: triThink
aesir_blade: i was afk did any more custom cards show up?
phenexian: @LoadingReadyRun PAUL is right. Each player picks the opponent's creature, and then Surge decides if he wants both of them to return or not
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Stay moist!
EmoMcHipster: Mo creatures, Mo problems
InXplotch: cirThink
SpiffGames: I really dislike that no one listened to Paul :(
le__mage__bc: oh crapbasket
matthew_dauber: wait that creatue buffs all your creatures :O
Frankenkeen: the sausage adventure changed molander
MAPBoardgames: That's lots of 6/6 tokens
DiscordianTokkan: sergeHolyMoly
GoblinRanger: sergeMoly
phenexian: @SpiffGames I think it's just that surge was in the middle of his turn and had a lot to think about, but yeah, that's was upsetting
kaffeetrinken89: Poor Cam. Also poor decision.
MAPBoardgames: Ben, he doesn't think you are a threat.
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gnome_friend: sergeMoly
srensommer1: Where can i see the commanders?
LoadingReadyRun: SpiffGames I agree lrrSLOTH
Trapmaster87: I tried to look up Serge's Commander, but I couldn't find it on MtG Gatherer or Google.
Bugberry: People are always surprised when massive pumps don't give Trample. gotta have some downside.
gnome_friend: Oh wow, when was that added?
GenieWH: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 55:24.
maxthefourth: !card Molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
Earthenone: @Trapmaster87 the coamnders and some other cards are custom inofical cards
r10pez10: i'm adding "Listen to Paul." to !advice
Bugberry: @Trapmaster87 custom commanders.
FlameI7: @trapmaster87 it's a custom card
TehAmelie: Serge giveth with one hand and taketh with the other
the_canuck_mystic: @Trapmaster87 it's a custom card. It's loaded into our custom !card command
Dog_of_Myth: When in doubt, ALWAYS swing at the control player(s)
chaostreader: @srensommer1 type ! Card and their names. The names are on screen.
phenexian: Paul is pretty much always right.
GoblinRanger: @r10pez10 Good call
le__mage__bc: @Trapmaster87 It's because their commanders are custom. They are based on their DnD campaign characters
surfderf: are there decklists?
Trapmaster87: Oh, got it.
FlameI7: !findquote swarm
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
srensommer1: !card Valencia
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
Bugberry: I just realized how their Commanders are just like the creatures in Legends, based on D&D characters.
durge12: Nick did link his tappedout a while ago
matthew_dauber: and now ben kills everyone?
GenieWH: !card Nog, Relentless
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
noSmokeFire: @Bugberry except playable
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le__mage__bc: but you can still check the card with the !card command
TheBehemothBarn: Bye friends see ya'll in the vod
theonlyangelx: !card bepis
LRRbot: Bepis, Local Guide [3W] | Legendary Creature — Elephant Scout [1/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, another target creature you control can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater until end of turn.
srensommer1: !card nog
AirTony7: !card enor
Bugberry: @noSmokeFire some are pretty playable.
ichiryuu111: the soldiers got overwhelmed on both sides
kaffeetrinken89: "Now we could kill Serge." Who would have thunk? ^^
Earthenone: If you don't want to know the NPCs in each deck please don't check this until after they've shown up. https://tappedout.net/users/nickthedm/ there are land upgrades beyond these decklists
GenieWH: !card Molander
MadWolf1290: yay!?
samwonk: Ah, yes. "Group." "Hug."
aesir_blade: !card obort zunak
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
aesir_blade: !card obort
InXplotch: this board state is just
InXplotch: what even
NickTheDM: @aesir_blade He's not in there
honeyhivebear: yay?
LRRbot: Distortion Strike [U] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. / Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
InXplotch: so many cards tilted at 60 degrees
ushiikun: The Arena Effect
Mewr11: Wait, you can't kill serge because serge is the perfect boy whose nigh-impregnable boardstate is no reason to attack him ;p
LRRbot: Azorius Guildgate | Land — Gate | Azorius Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
the_canuck_mystic: @LoadingReadyRun Paul, I think your reading is correct, that Serge gets to choose whether the creatures return.
gnome_friend: Oh no! Bepis is dead!
LRRbot: Sentinel's Mark [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+2 and has vigilance. / Addendum — When Sentinel's Mark enters the battlefield, if you cast it during your main phase, enchanted creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
LoxxitFN: Dan your a bot
BrowneePoints: yay my chat stopped breaking!
ItsCrimsonFN: Figment1 :o
snowewolf: surge punches you in face, "oh my god what hit you?" ..... "here have this random flower it will heal you"
LoxxitFN: gorbPOG
r10pez10: mechanized production! mechanized production!
ItsCrimsonFN: @1figment PogU
LRRbot: Press for Answers [1U] | Sorcery | Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / Investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
LoxxitFN: :O
Alness49: These are no longer clues, this is damning evidence!
ogzangief: cam goes those dont matter lol
NexusVoxx: only on mirrodin
LRRbot: Chart a Course [1U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you attacked with a creature this turn.
azureHaights: Two hands to hold all the cards, two hands to hold all the clues
kaffeetrinken89: Is there a clue-based I win card?
matthew_dauber: @kaffeetrinken89 revel in riches xD
SnowBuddy18: we need a storm die
Elypants: @NickTheDM It's really so cool that not only do these decks have so much Bylaw and Order flavor, but they really feel totally in line with each player's usual style of Magic! The amount of effort you must have put into these decks is incredible!
BrowneePoints: @kaffeetrinken89 I don't think so?
NickTheDM: @kaffeetrinken89 Not directly, but mechanized production is in the deck
matthew_dauber: wait no thats treasures
MAPBoardgames: Should Cam have a second dice for prowess?
Earthenone: mechinized production
LRRbot: Skeleton Key [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has skulk. (It can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.) / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Equip {2}
ushiikun: Revel only cares about treasures
Jandsnow: Vedalken in MTG originate in mirrodin, they were a way to replace the much maligned Cephalids
kaffeetrinken89: Whoooo. Mechanize all the productions.
chi7891: !stormcount
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 56 (new subscribers: 4, returning subscribers: 50, new patrons: 2), bits cheered: 251, new followers: 29
matthew_dauber: tamiyos journal is p good with clues
NickTheDM: @Elypants I really appreciate that. Thank you.
the_canuck_mystic: I'm telling you Serge will mill them!
Bugberry: I Serge going to win via Mill?
Serifina: Good lord, how far down are we into everyone's decks already?
m_logan2000: showed up late. What is drawing everyone cards?
thenb44: jhessian thief did 9/11
Bugberry: @m_logan2000 Heartwood Treefolk
Elypants: You're welcome! Credit where credit is due, friend. :)
Earthenone: rites of florishing @m_logan2000
chaostreader: @m_logan2000 A lot. But probably Serge.
mugulord: Is kathleen DMing magic?
ritchards: Serge was at 37
le__mage__bc: We should add a Mill count to the overlay
MadameAdversary: Isn't rebound cast? That would be 12 right?
Earthenone: also heatwood treefolk. lots of cards
MAPBoardgames: @mugulord Yes
Bugberry: @m_logan2000 Heartwood Storyteller.
phenexian: @LoadingReadyRun isn't rebound cast? So it gives +2/+1 not +1/+0
mugulord: :D
xenagosthesatyr: serge was at 37
theonlyangelx: molander is "helping"
maxthefourth: they counted that iirc
BrowneePoints: huh, the fact they didn't have a Mythic U/G Enchantment that acted as an "Investigate Alternate win con" is kind of a letdown
wafflezorz: so woah this commander game lol
SnowBuddy18: that's why you want a Vedalken, 4 hands means 28 cards
chaostreader: Cam’s deck would love Venser’s journal.
DiscordianTokkan: lrrWOW
Earthenone: !card vensers journel
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
ushiikun: @BrowneePoints I agree, and hope that maybe when they reuse the mechanic, or in a Commander set, they give us one.
chaostreader: !card Venser’s Journal
LRRbot: Venser's Journal [5] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.
theonlyangelx: it's on the shirt :P
gnome_friend: When did sergeMoly get added?
LRRbot: Fetid Pools | Land — Island Swamp | Fetid Pools enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
Ciijay: why is everyone drawing extra cards? :o
BrowneePoints: @ushiikun Yea. I hope they give us an Investigate legend
Lettuce_Toast: This is what happens when you have 4 white decks
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gnome_friend: Serge "Molander is now over" Yager
Ciijay: or is just a lot happenin before the draw step?
dangerous_safety: Molander happened
Pantsravaganza: That Molander card is some hilarious fun. Well done NicktheDM
r10pez10: wait
SnowBuddy18: @Ciijay Serge has a group hug deck that draws whenever someone plays a non-creature spell, everyone else draws
r10pez10: that garruk mask is wearing a liliana headpiece
SnowBuddy18: yes
ritchards: Imagine playing Tishana in this...
noSmokeFire: @r10pez10 he feels pretty
NickTheDM: @Pantsravaganza I'm glad you like it!
Quixoticcommand: What format is this?
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chaostreader: !card Sunken Ruins
LRRbot: Sunken Ruins | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/B}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{B}, or {B}{B}.
depositron: i looked away for like five minutes
Qalten: THIS BOARDSTATE
depositron: and all the sudden
depositron: Cam has 21 life
ushiikun: @BrowneePoints During SOI Standard, I loved the turbo clue deck, and wanted to make a commander deck out of it, but it just ends up as a token or artifact deck, because no dedicated legendary or special win con
Ciijay: Ohhhh. Molander how nice of you!
theonlyangelx: he's "helping"!!
MadWolf1290: "lana"
kaffeetrinken89: elder dragon madness
chaostreader: @quixoticcommand Commander
zed_alpha: !card Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
DarkNacht: Lana
Juliamon: Quixoticcommand Commander with custom commanders
thenb44: @Quixoticcommand commander
LRRbot: Harvest Season [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to X basic land cards, where X is the number of tapped creatures you control, and put those cards onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
chickenace11: Serge created Serge in elf form
TehAmelie: i see his plan now, he's gonna win by making everybody self-mill
SnowBuddy18: @depositron he was at 10 then got 11 lifelink
MAPBoardgames: "Every time Molander does something in combat, I get disadvantage."
MadameAdversary: ^
LRRbot: Psychosis Crawler [5] | Artifact Creature — Horror [*/*] | Psychosis Crawler's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand. / Whenever you draw a card, each opponent loses 1 life.
Nameless_Sword: uh oh....
zed_alpha: !card Enor, Hedonist Lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
ContingentCat: oh no
Lavalot: !card Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
UnknownGerm: win con on deck
F1SHOR: nog has to kill molander he was holding back the whole campaign
kaffeetrinken89: Wow, those interactions are really something. ^^
ushiikun: These decks make such an excellent battle box
CommiePuddin: Nekuzar's best buddy.
MAPBoardgames: No, Kathleen, put a d20 on that.
phenexian: d12
BearPsychologist: Why are they killing Serge? Does he have a scary card?
Decaped: yesss yessss, I always knew Nog would be the one to take care of Molander
Nameless_Sword: @BearPsychologist He has an army...
LRRbot: Minister of Impediments [2{W/U}] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | ({W/U} can be paid with either {W} or {U}.) / {T}: Tap target creature.
Nameless_Sword: That's something
Earthenone: serge swung for 70 last turn
strangelee: He swung for about 50 or so last turn
InsaneMuadib: @bearpsychologist a very big army
SnowBuddy18: @BearPsychologist he has a late game Selesnya board state
kaffeetrinken89: Serge just hit poor helpless Ian and Cam for 70.
NUTSOFODEN: Is Serge a cuddle enemy?
Igknight24: !card Nog
LRRbot: Found 15 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
RunicScribe: Jumping in from the VOD to say this is a really cool idea, and it would be great to see something like this again
Igknight24: !card Nog, Relentless
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
NickTheDM: Thank you @RunicScribe , I'm glad its working so well
matthew_dauber: hatecuddles?
orionsrise1: in my head, these guys are trying to fight Nico Bolas but Molander's spells are both helping and killing his friends
Ba_Dum_Tish: These decks are very on them
RegulusPratus: Cuddle Enemy was a good Crapshot
phenexian: Cam is right, the root word is Pedi for feet
zerg539: Molander has gotten just a bit too friendly
LRRbot: Inaction Injunction [1U] | Sorcery | Detain target creature an opponent controls. (Until your next turn, that creature can't attack or block and its activated abilities can't be activated.) / Draw a card.
MadameAdversary: It's kinda "Overwalk."
Earthenone: also it is from ravnica, so flavour
kaffeetrinken89: overwhelmingly friendly?
e_bloc: Molander just wanted to aggressively hug everyone
F1SHOR: classic underwhelm though i find this funner
Sharkfists: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
Fluffasaurus: Serge is getting ranched even after not focusing one player out of the game :<
TehAmelie: make friends with them until they beg for mercy, The Invisibles way
NexusVoxx: !lastsqueet
Earthenone: it is just called in for questioning
gnome_friend: !findquote squeet
LRRbot: Quote #4663: "Ah, the squeet taste of victory." —Ian [2018-02-07]
InsaneMuadib: benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw
kaffeetrinken89: If you hug somebody like that it is called wrestling.
Elypants: sergeSqueak
girlpainting: MercyWing1 Squid3 MercyWing2
TriseAlpha: !card Valencia, Goodest Doggo
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
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mrjoshuads: where are the commanders from?
kaffeetrinken89: Now I want to see a Gruul version of Molander. ^^
strangelee: Doesn't Ian have a 10/something flyer?
Earthenone: @mrjoshuads custom cards based on DnD charicters created by a fan
BearPsychologist: 6/7
SydPreviouslyHeadache: The tree is with you
SydPreviouslyHeadache: don't get trampled
zed_alpha: The War of the Spark in the sixth district is like
zed_alpha: a bar brawl
F1SHOR: in the end molander braught everyone together lol
mrjoshuads: Thank you @Earthenone
orionsrise1: then the tree BURNED
zed_alpha: There's *one* eternal in the Sixth, just checking everything out
MrQBear: Stopping for a coffee?
zed_alpha: Yeah
BearPsychologist: I was real confused you all said that Serge had an army, and I couldn't think of any Amass cards in Green orWhite
zed_alpha: Bolas has heard about bojuur, wants to try some for himself
MAPBoardgames: Flample?
the_canuck_mystic: Someone remind Ian that he's playing against Ben as well as against Serge.
gnome_friend: He's NINETEEN!
TriseAlpha: @MAPBoardgames Flying + Trample = Flample
chaostreader: @mapboardgames Flying and Trample.
Dog_of_Myth: Bolas was just looking for a good cup of coffee on Ravnica. He just brought some friends along.
DarkMorford: benginTraitor
TheBaitandSwitch: oh, that zoom is good
LRRbot: Tajic, Legion's Edge [1RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Haste / Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) / Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to other creatures you control. / {R}{W}: Tajic, Legion's Edge gains first strike until end of turn.
matthew_dauber: loool
gnome_friend: Avenir investigate
otterking6: Oof
NickTheDM: The shiniest man in magic
gnome_friend: Or did he die?
matthew_dauber: heroic reinforcements plz
gnome_friend: If so, RIP Avenir
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LRRbot: Viashino Firstblade [1RW] | Creature — Viashino Soldier [2/2] | Haste / When Viashino Firstblade enters the battlefield, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
phenexian: that armour probably costs real world currency
IgnisiaGames: maybe chat can help me, if im building a ravnica cube and i wanna include 1 set of the manarocks, do i go with keyrunes, signets, lockets, or cluestones?
phenexian: signets
gnome_friend: IgnisiaGames Either signets for higher-power or lockets
Nameless_Sword: Signet!
ritchards: what's the card of Mo's that gives 2 GG?
Lettuce_Toast: Signet or lockets for lower power
Serifina: Talk about value.
botofteemo: Lockers
strangelee: Keyrunes to be contrary
Mewr11: Signet -> Locket -> Keyrune -> Cluestone
Earthenone: signets are the strongest ones. lockets are probobly the second best
NexusVoxx: @ritchards Magus of the Vinyard
the_canuck_mystic: Did Cam investigate after the Firstblade ?
UnknownGerm: Ignisiagames I'd do signets and keyrunes
Lettuce_Toast: @Mewr11 I second this ranking
InsaneMuadib: @ritchards magus of the vineyard
Erix33: !card Nog, Relentless
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
Earthenone: avenir is dead
gnome_friend: RIP Avenir
ritchards: cheers!
IgnisiaGames: thanks guys, didnt expect so much help XD
MAPBoardgames: Don't they all get bonuses on attacking?
GoblinRanger: plus mentor
JA_Pinkerton: why is everyone ganging up on serge? I missed it
matthew_dauber: mentor
KidCorgi: what is this bylaw and order stipulation
XprotoformX: long live avenir
Nameless_Sword: @JA_Pinkerton Serge swung for 70 on his last turn
Erix33: !card Valencia, Goodest doggo
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
MadWolf1290: mentor trigger!
Earthenone: @JA_Pinkerton he cast overrun and swung for 70 last turn
kaffeetrinken89: because he deserves it ^^
shadowypenguin: @JA_Pinkerton look at his board
JA_Pinkerton: Earthenone - swung for 70 yet no one is dead?
Dog_of_Myth: Go Ben!
NexusVoxx: yes.
LRRbot: Rally the Righteous [1RW] | Instant | Radiance — Untap target creature and each other creature that shares a color with it. Those creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.
TriseAlpha: Because Serge's army is massive and the only real threat to Ben besides a board wipe.
NickTheDM: @JA_Pinkerton He spread it out. Could have killed one guy.
TriseAlpha: Also because his shields are down.
Erix33: !card Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
Zalbaag: All White and red creatures
Earthenone: he spread it out, was just 30 damage and two boardwipes basicly
NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun Quick Note, that is not "You control"
Wonderdoc: ian untaps all his white guys
Maarlfox: !card Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
zed_alpha: In Which Nog Says "Mo! Fucking! Quit!"
Serifina: Serge just got turned into pavement pizza. Holy cow.
NexusVoxx: untap all ian's white creatures
whynottka: all red/white creatures
MAPBoardgames: You hugged them too hard Mo.
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: And one more human
rogerivany: Ian and Cam's cards untap too right
KingOfDoma: !card enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Earthenone: utaps ians stuff too
shadowypenguin: SERGE HAD A BUNCH OF WHITE
shadowypenguin: oh
shadowypenguin: right
RockPusher: You hugged so hard…
Mewr11: lol
kingshadow2442: Oof
kaffeetrinken89: and come so far
kaffeetrinken89: but in the end
KingOfDoma: !card enor, hedonist lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
le__mage__bc: but in the end
ushiikun: It didn't even matter
GoblinRanger: cast a multi there Ben, get a token?
gnome_friend: it didn't even matter?
Relentless_Bread: console fog spell
kaffeetrinken89: obviously not
Serifina: ahahahahahahahaha
Serifina: :D
r10pez10: serge into the black and white zone
TriseAlpha: Massive Damage
F1SHOR: please tell me serge killed valencia and that was all revenge
NexusVoxx: massive damage
strangelee: You get gibbed
Serifina: That's from my childhood here in Florida, Ben. :D
ichiryuu111: cheese and pepperoni
Himyul: you're gibbed
matthew_dauber: you are squished into a tiny box and must eat your character sheet
ogzangief: anybody find it funny that the one who was driven the most crazy nog was the one to kill molander
gnome_friend: !quote gibb
LRRbot: Quote #5254: "That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem." —Gibb [2018-08-11]
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
UnknownGerm: I believe that's chunky salsa
not_who_you_think17: The Chunky Salsa Rule
r10pez10: i wouldn't eat a pizza made from pavement
the__spanish__inquisition: we use chunky salsa rules
ContingentCat: souped
NexusVoxx: standard allstar
le__mage__bc: THRaaaben inspector
zerg539: Serge got hit so hard there was not even enough left to reanimate
Serifina: The idea is that Serge just got run the hell over. :p
TriseAlpha: It still is a thing. If you are hit for twice your Max HP, you go straight to dead.
NexusVoxx: dog.
niccus: hmm, the clues say i'm dead
NUTSOFODEN: Rallied the trooped, but didn't assemble the Legion
Ferisar: if you take damage equal to your maximum health after hitting 0 you die immediately, there's just no negative health
electroswagnetism: !card avenir
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
LRRbot: Angel of Condemnation [2WW] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / {2}{W}, {T}: Exile another target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. / {2}{W}, {T}, Exert Angel of Condemnation: Exile another target creature until Angel of Condemnation leaves the battlefield.
Lyinginbedmon: What happens when you take 3 times your health is that a red mist flows across the battlefield like a biological weapon whose only property is being really gross and kind of impressive honestly.
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TriseAlpha: Blink or Exert to O-Ring
ushiikun: Hour had come cool exert tap abilities.
Lettuce_Toast: It's not twice your ehalth technically. Just if one damage source would take you to negative hp equal to your maximum. Though negative hit points don't exist and aren't tracked
Bugberry: I really hope Exert becomes evergreen, or at least Deciduous.
Wicker_Knight: serge to land of wind and ghosts?
technoFinch: ain't no party like a boros party...
shurtal: i looked away for like 5 minutes, is serge ded?
Alness49: Dogs! Dogs! Dogs!
kaffeetrinken89: So it is Azorius(per) vs Boros now?
Earthenone: is is azorious, esper and boros
TriseAlpha: Borf!
Herlo2: !card Enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
kingshadow2442: HSWP
Dog_of_Myth: That's because Valencia is such a good Dog.
Earthenone: !card hedonist lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
Herlo2: !card Enor, Hedonist Lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
RegulusPratus: I like to imagine that Molander's not dead, just concussed in the Barracks drunk tank.
kaffeetrinken89: Azorius + Esper = Azoriusper doesn't really scan, I guess.
TriseAlpha: !card Enor, Hedonist Lawmage
Wonderdoc: So are we doing a 2nd game? if not who's the npc in serges deck?
MrQBear: I mean, clearly this was a training exercise.
Wicker_Knight: esporius
Alness49: Well if the dog is out, Nog's riding, right?
kaffeetrinken89: Esporius is a little better. ^^
gandalf181: !card Valencia
Himyul: should Serge be at 0?
NexusVoxx: t h i c c
Herlo2: !card Nog, Relentless
strangelee: That grip is dummy thicc
NickTheDM: @Wonderdoc I'm sure they'll show them at the end. Otherwise I'll shout it out afterwards.
LRRbot: Act of Authority [1WW] | Enchantment | When Act of Authority enters the battlefield, you may exile target artifact or enchantment. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile target artifact or enchantment. If you do, its controller gains control of Act of Authority.
Wonderdoc: Ok :)
le__mage__bc: Hey everyone do you remember the Star Wars custom MTG set that was made which seemed really sweet ?
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ritchards: Cameron Will Remember This
toothswallower: Noted
blackbearda380: !decklists
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ushiikun: Not oringed, can't come back
chaostreader: It can hit itself?
gnome_friend: insert serge.gif
Wonderdoc: le__mage__bc yes. printed it out and drafted it a bunch a la cube. was sweet ^^
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: "may"
Wicker_Knight: Leave now, and Never come back
Earthenone: you can also say no if you dont want to pass it
TheWarbo: Is there really a need to choose itself though? Keep it around just in case.
SpookySpaghooti: Reading the card explains the card
LRRbot: Kami of the Crescent Moon [UU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [1/3] | At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.
itsr67: well you have to pass it if you do the second ability
snowewolf: Question to chat is it bad that i have almost finished a 700ml bottle of Kraken by my self
ContingentCat: Ouch Be
tytycoon: What colors is enor and why can he play swamps?
ContingentCat: *Ben
Lettuce_Toast: lrrWOW
kaffeetrinken89: Hasn't the thing that lives in the moon more tentacles?
SteveFMtG: !card nog relentless
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
LRRbot: Crush Contraband [3W] | Instant | Choose one or both — / • Exile target artifact. / • Exile target enchantment.
maxthefourth: Enor is esper
Dog_of_Myth: He is esper.
F1SHOR: seabatYIKES elfunkSad slytqItsfine benginBurn
amative1: "Oh so it's fine when YOU cause card draw..."
BearPsychologist: Kami is such a cool looking card
TheWarbo: tytycoon enor casts for 1WU but has a B ability
Jikaran: Wait why are ther swamps in the Enor decks?
Lettuce_Toast: Enor has a black ability and casts for azorious so esper
SpookySpaghooti: snowewolf whats kraken
itsr67: @tytycoon enor has esper identity, cause he has a black activated ability
SteveFMtG: !card valencia goodest doggo
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
phenexian: @tytycoon he has a black ability, so he cost WU to cast, but can play WUB cards
Jikaran: @Lettuce_Toast Oh ok thanks
Juliamon: Jikaran He has a black activated ability
le__mage__bc: @Wonderdoc I would have to try it. I also think it would be really sweet if the crew tested this set for a Friday night paper fight
tytycoon: @TheWarbo ah I missed the ability
snowewolf: no worrys serge we love you
ConjuredLynx: this is so good
shurtal: The lab is his mom's basement
snowewolf: @SpookySpaghooti its Rum (think Cpt Morgans)
NexusVoxx: LUL
cooperz31: !card Enor, Hedonist Lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love Enor so much
shurtal: study involves pink floyd and a blacklight
LRRbot: Commander Akra [3RRWW] | Legendary Creature — Minotaur Soldier [5/4] | Trample, lifelink / Whenever Commander Akra becomes blocked, it deals 2 damage to each blocking creature defending player controls.
strangelee: jeez
kaffeetrinken89: nice ^^
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
Juliamon: lrrWOW
ritchards: !clip
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NexusVoxx: please clip that
Lettuce_Toast: I like that art!
amative1: The first cut is the deepest...
Wonderdoc: le__mage__bc yeah maybe if someone who wouldnt draft that day prepped some booster packs. I would so love to see that
ConjuredLynx: enor best them
matthew_dauber: hoy crapola
fehlbrandschwele: HAHAHA thx for that one Ian
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EmoMcHipster: Crazy Enor = best enor
Silvertunga: Hi dorbs! It's middle of the night so I can't stay, but you are amazing. Chat too. Have a few <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
chaostreader: drezzPOGGERS
SnowBuddy18: "commander" Akra
phenexian: wow, that is rad
RealGamerCow: I really really like this art
Evandill: I love her
TheNahgg: Are these justom cards?
kaffeetrinken89: Trifelink? Limple? ^^
MrPhlip: !addquote (Ian) [now] I got this tattoo for crying. After I killed a man. The first one is always the hardest. | as Enor
LRRbot: New quote #6034: "I got this tattoo for crying. After I killed a man. The first one is always the hardest." —Ian, as Enor [2019-05-10]
maxthefourth: lrrCOW
gnome_friend: Goodnight Silvertunga sergeFriend
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Cam with the clarification
Dog_of_Myth: That is one angry cow!
CommiePuddin: Commander Akra not your Commander? flavor fail!
NexusVoxx: hugh mann
RealGamerCow: I need to see if Alex is selling this art.
le__mage__bc: Akra seems really good, even for a 7CMC spells
Loonatic93: A minotaur riding a large dog. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
F1SHOR: cams azorius those details are life
TriseAlpha: Momataur?
ayirbudd: !quote #1
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theonlyangelx: she's a momataur
Juliamon: Akra is too busy to be anyone's game commander.
NickTheDM: @le__mage__bc ...Yeah honestly all of these are pretty pushed. But its a good time. Just don't block Commander Akra.
chaostreader: The Boros don’t learn your name until you’re good at your job.
TriseAlpha: I wonder what might happen if Commander Akra met Angrath
LRRbot: Cathar's Companion [2W] | Creature — Hound [3/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Cathar's Companion gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
Wonderdoc: the fact that her ability makes HER deal the damage is i feel the absurd part. you just casually gain 2 for each blocker while whipping them out
phenexian: oh god! Ugly dog horrifies me
ritchards: Ben should be able to cast Mowu for flavour reasons
KennyMorgan: and Cam investigates
TheWarbo: like medieval art of a dog
strangelee: it's the face
Kaorti: It's face is too human
kaffeetrinken89: It looks like those dogs from Berserk.
zerg539: That face is slightly too human
ConjuredLynx: its like medeival lions
TriseAlpha: It's a pit bull at a weird angle
NexusVoxx: woov
Kaorti: *its
Bugberry: Innistrad dogs have seen some shit.
rdiffee7: it's a human face, it's offputting
PhorrestGaze: pitbull corgi?
phenexian: it has the head of a much larger dog
zed_alpha: And we're back to "Fuck that weird dog" from the last Commander scrap.
Loonatic93: Seems appropriate for Innistrad,
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun why does that Dog have a angry Human face?
le__mage__bc: @NickTheDM That's what makes it fun. All custom cards are really sweet imo
TriseAlpha: Putbulls have very humanlike faces
Wonderdoc: ""Oh my god, why does that dog have fists?"
RockPusher: This dog is voiced by Danny DeVito?
azureHaights: "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio"
snowewolf: is that dog Vin Deasal?
Jandsnow: Vin Doggo
flarkstamp: Hello everyone! So what's the theme tonight?
Wicker_Knight: Vin Dogsal
gnome_friend: sergeHi flarkstamp
Dog_of_Myth: No, that dog is Danny DeVito
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Bugberry: And One With Nothing was tech against Owling Mine
mrverbal: it was pretty fun for the opponent if they were on gruul
Juliamon: flarkstamp Commander with custom cards based on Bylaw and Order!
Mewr11: Ebony Owl Netsuke
Arararagi234: Ebony Owl Netsuke
Wonderdoc: !card ebony owl
LRRbot: Ebony Owl Netsuke [2] | Artifact | At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has seven or more cards in hand, Ebony Owl Netsuke deals 4 damage to that player.
Loonatic93: Black Vice.
Wicker_Knight: !card Black V
LRRbot: Did you mean: Black Vise; Dakkon Blackblade Avatar; Blackcleave Cliffs; Blackcleave Goblin
flarkstamp: Ooo, sounds like a fun time! :D
kumatsu: Fevered Visions
NickTheDM: !card warkite
LRRbot: Did you mean: Swift Warkite; Warkite Marauder
DarkNacht: Viceling?
Bugberry: !card Black Vice
NickTheDM: !card warkite marauder
gandalf181: Referee Visions
Wicker_Knight: !card Black Vise
newstous: !card avenir, azorius inquisitive
gandalf181: *Fevered
Wonderdoc: That deck is the reason why "One with Nothing" saw ACTUAL sideboard play!
LRRbot: Jeskai Infiltrator [2U] | Creature — Human Monk [2/3] | Jeskai Infiltrator can't be blocked as long as you control no other creatures. / When Jeskai Infiltrator deals combat damage to a player, exile it and the top card of your library in a face-down pile, shuffle that pile, then manifest those cards. (To manifest a card, put it onto the battlefield face down as a 2/2 creature. Turn it face up any time for its mana cost if it's a creature card.)
ritchards: I think Lrrbot died?
Wonderdoc: !one with nothing
Juliamon: There it goes
Wonderdoc: !card one with nothing
InXplotch: pterymander is a ridiculous card
Arararagi234: way back it was used to deal with the gods. It might see play again
amative1: No, it's there... it just has a timeout to prevent card spamming
UnknownGerm: the card commands are on cooldown people
ConjuredLynx: this card was nasty in fate reforged sealed
Earthenone: !card magical hats
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Taigam's Strike [3U] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. / Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)
Ellendar: !card gaze of adamaro
LRRbot: Gaze of Adamaro [2RR] | Instant — Arcane | Gaze of Adamaro deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.
amative1: (also you have to be a sub)
angreesloth: !card Avenir
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
amative1: Ben the DM
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angreesloth: These are some really interesting card designs!
NickTheDM: Thank you @angreesloth !
angreesloth: @NickTheDM your designs? well done friend!
TriseAlpha: Addendum!
chaostreader: @amative1 ! card isn’t sub only.
Jandsnow: will there be a WAR one shot?
strangelee: Kathleen, what guilds would you like to see the players rep in a future Bylaw and Order campaign?
strangelee: Or a future Ravnica setting
LRRbot: Godless Shrine | Land — Plains Swamp | ({T}: Add {W} or {B}.) / As Godless Shrine enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
girlpainting: @ LoadingReadyRun @ Kathleen Bylaw and Order , at what exact time did the campeign play? during inistrad, ixalan, coreset?
Lettuce_Toast: It is in the fall
TriseAlpha: They were level, was it 9? during the Nahiri reveal
LRRbot: Cowed by Wisdom [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your hand.
angreesloth: A friend of mine has put together what is essentially the Ravnica Adventurer's Guild as a campaign for us. It's only had one session so far but I'm SUPER hyped to continue the campaign.
F1SHOR: theres going to be so much left over PW meat to make sausages from
pyrehand: unless the sausage party is the reason Ilharg shows up +)
Ubiki: cowed the minotaur lrrBEEJ
snowewolf: Molander is the reason Veto-garzi awakened
ToiletTrees: so lore speaking where do we go next?
ToiletTrees: thinking we go back to theros now that gideons dead?
kaffeetrinken89: So how much Lazotep may a sausage contain? ^^
Jandsnow: Ravnica the Guilding
ToiletTrees: as some sort of tribute i mean
girlpainting: kathleen, you got interrupted while answering
DarkNacht: Tragic the Gathering?
dragon1472: Just got here. Any chance we can get a reminder flash of the player character cards on ht reader?
TriseAlpha: It's just called "dueling" in-universe, according to the Arena book.
ulexarX: Duel Monsters
Alness49: This is a game of Guildpact: The Summoning
LRRbot: Peer Through Depths [1U] | Instant — Arcane | Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an instant or sorcery card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
JA_Pinkerton: Gadget the Madening
Jandsnow: @darknacht mmmm Good reference
angreesloth: @ToiletTrees I want Gideon to overthrow Heliod as the new white god when we go back to Theros. With Undead Elspeth's help of course.
Earthenone: @dragon1472 you can do !card "cardname" to see the comanders
le__mage__bc: @ToiletTrees I would love to see a zombie Gideon and zombie Elspeth team up
SnowBuddy18: Gather the Magicking
Domomaru: just how i like my fridays. pizza, booze, and LRR
LRRbot: Launch Party [3B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.
JA_Pinkerton: angreesloth - isn't Gideon die?
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Igknight24: wait, why does ian have black?
le__mage__bc: @Igknight24 His commander is Esper
Earthenone: it is a launch party for one of his east district novels
Wicker_Knight: @kaffeetrinken89 There's probably a debate whether lazotep is covered under "high-grade metals", where shavings are allowed to account for knife remains, or precious gems, which are forbidden completely to punish a particular vendor who was selling diamond-inflected ones
Juliamon: Igknight24 Black activated ability
Hadouken_lol_catz: !enor , hedon
LRRbot: Freed from the Real [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / {U}: Tap enchanted creature. / {U}: Untap enchanted creature.
NickTheDM: @Igknight24 Mechanically, because of an activated ability. Flavor wise, Hedonism of his type is a black trait.
amative1: !card Enor, Hedon
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
cosarprime: Is launch party arcane?
angreesloth: @JA_Pinkerton he is, but we do see a statue of Gideon in an art of his spellbook. I don't think it'll happen but it's fun to build up conspiracy theories :D.
TriseAlpha: Wow, so many Kamigawa cards... to represent Enor tripping balls.
amative1: so he's actually WUB
pyrehand: Given the number of Rakdos members in jail, Ravnican prisons must have great live music
DarkNacht: The real question is why does Enor have white
NexusVoxx: @cosarprime no, he found it off the arcane draw spell
ushiikun: @cosarprime no
Igknight24: ahhh, got confused cause of the casting cost. thnx everyone
Earthenone: @TriseAlpha also his "east district reading material"
ConjuredLynx: said like a red player
NexusVoxx: tough butt-fare
Dog_of_Myth: Correct response Ben!
strangelee: As a fellow Red player, mood
girlpainting: thats exactly what a default would say!
F1SHOR: yer but whose buying ben icecream :P
NUTSOFODEN: Enor yelling "DO IT FOR THE VINE"
gnome_friend: ^
gnome_friend: That sounds like Enor
le__mage__bc: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:36:12.
Positivemilkhotel: are these custom commanders?
kaffeetrinken89: "It's just a prank."
Positivemilkhotel: eyes emoji
dangerous_safety: Unfortunately Hedonistic Hubris is not a card
le__mage__bc: @Positivemilkhotel yes
accountmadeforants: In the words of Stranglehold: The correct answer to a barbarian's riddle is to choke on your cleverness and die.
Jacobontherun1: But what if benginPray... Does kill Cam?
AngelicKnighthood: doesn't Ben have Gleam of Battle down?
Juliamon: dangerous_safety yet!
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
ConjuredLynx: kathleen, what was your favorite moment in the campaign?
shadowypenguin: Can we see Serge's npc since he is already dead
VelvetFalcon: Anywhere I can see the stats on them commanders?
Sharkfists: sergeSqueak
gnome_friend: sergeSqueak
flarkstamp: ! card and their names.
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
KoruGengetsu: sergeSqueak
RockPusher: sergeSqueak sergeMoly
Juliamon: shadowypenguin I'm sure they'll be showed off at the end of the game
sireggsbenedict: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
Elypants: sergeSqueak
drfox17: Rinn was very enjoyable, she was coy while being very clear what she wanted
VelvetFalcon: This game is very white.
Jacobontherun1: lrrJUDGE
orionsrise1: when Molander tried helping his friends with magic and kept knocking them down
Ubiki: The minotaur was not sufficiently cowed lrrBEEJ
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gnome_friend: lrrWOW Ubiki
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WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Math is for blockers!
strangelee: Math is for blockers
ritchards: Flunge has been called!
Svengineer: math is for blockers
NickTheDM: #MathIsForBlockers
BlindProphet32: FLUNGE
itsr67: to shreds, you say?
midday_rendelnep: !flunge
RegulusPratus: Nog goes in for the big drug bust
gnome_friend: !findquote blocker
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
the_canuck_mystic: #mathisforblockers
le__mage__bc: well he is boros
zerg539: Flunge Protocol is in effect
pyrehand: I like to think this is the party showing up for Enor's parole hearing
ayirbudd: and his wife?
NickTheDM: Oh I love that. Nog goes to a drug bust and just *finds* Enor there
VanFlicke: just like that episode when Paul swung at Kathleen and Matt killed him
zed_alpha: I think my second favorite part (past the circus) was the Krasis fight
benjamin_wheeler: "ARE YOU SURE OF THAT"
ayirbudd: that was my favorite moment too
theonlyangelx: ohai wheeler
gnome_friend: sergeHi Benjamin_wheeler
strangelee: Hey Kathleen, how much did you use the Ravnica GMG for the campaign? I found it a bit lacking as a world building tool.
Elypants: The alt art for their Rakdos costumes just about killed me. I couldn't breathe for laughing. xD
girlpainting: @ LoadingReadyRun , i found it interresting that you made the simic more evil that the orzof and golgari combined. what was your thought prozess there?
gnome_friend: Yeah, I wasn't getting much green from the simic
phenexian: @strangelee I feel like the issue is mostly that DnD is completely the wrong system for running MtG. but it's the RPG Wizards make, so it's the system for MtG we get.
NUTSOFODEN: Nog and Valencia, the Exact.
niccus: uh oh
m0nkeyrama: Oh my
Kykiwi: lol
Juliamon: I feel like the Simic weren't 'evil' so much as they were amoral.
ContingentCat: whoops
drfox17: got there!
ChipMissile: Oops
ayirbudd: goodbye
snowcookies: Paul got there
benjamin_wheeler: Full reset
honeyhivebear: gg
NickTheDM: Yes! I'm glad thats happening
Bladinus: "quick"
kaffeetrinken89: Quick?
Jacobontherun1: With their powers combined, they summon the intro!
ulexarX: Who won?
Earthenone: cam won
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: So "Kill Molander Fast"?
ritchards: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:42:41.
kaffeetrinken89: Firendship won.
RockPusher: Gotta go fast rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
drfox17: so how man NPCs have we seen, bepis and the commander?
Earthenone: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always carrying $3.17 in mixed coins.
the_canuck_mystic: Congrats Cam! I'll catch game 2 on the VOD. Good night folks!
NickTheDM: Yup @drfox17 Only those two so far
benjamin_wheeler: Smooth as butter
snowcookies: break times
Lettuce_Toast: Yay, chaos
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Escape the cheesecake.
ogier300: Professionals!
F1SHOR: that was a special behind the scenes moment i guess :P
gnome_friend: goodnight the_canuck_mystic
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Obey.
the_canuck_mystic: Smooth as chunky peanut butter
kaffeetrinken89: The cheesecake is a lie.
girlpainting: me2....its 4 am here in germany...see you in the vod ^^
ogier300: Those decks were high in flavour.
gnome_friend: Bye girlpainting sergeFriend
Alness49: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a lich?
NickTheDM: While the game isn't happening does anyone have any questions about making the cards or the decks?
girlpainting: bye gnome_friend
kaffeetrinken89: Hey, somebody else from germany, who has great priorities. ^^
ayirbudd: i think just Enor's deck was high in flavor Kappa
accountmadeforants: Don't push yourselves
girlpainting: hehe kaffeetrinken89
gnome_friend: NickTheDM How did you avoid overlap between the two Azorius-adjacent decks?
Domomaru: hey chat what's your least favorite card type or subtype. i don't care for equipment much
fehlbrandschwele: yeah germany represent! es wird langsam hell hier in berlin ;)
DarkNacht: Land are junk
NexusVoxx: @Domomaru sorceries are for chumps, instants for life
NickTheDM: @gnome_friend I pretty much pulled aside a copy of all the azorius cards I wanted to use and decided which deck got to use them. There are only about 5 repeat cards if I remember correctly
girlpainting: immernoch stock finfter hier in solingen
girlpainting: finster
accountmadeforants: Domomaru We can get rid of World, yeah
gnome_friend: Domomaru I think tribal shouldn't exist, even on cards that already have it
Ubiki: NickTheDM did you consider Divine Intervention for Molander?
honeyhivebear: doing homework before i suck in again
kaffeetrinken89: Jop, auch in Köln ists dunkel. ^^
flarkstamp: @NickTheDM So what was the general idea when it came to making the decks? Was it trying to be on theme with their characters and the traits they showed off or something more broad?
Ubiki: !card Divine Intervention
LRRbot: Divine Intervention [6WW] | Enchantment | Divine Intervention enters the battlefield with two intervention counters on it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an intervention counter from Divine Intervention. / When you remove the last intervention counter from Divine Intervention, the game is a draw.
NickTheDM: @Ubiki Briefly, but decided it would make for bad TV.
gnome_friend: !findquote tree
LRRbot: Quote #383: "The trees have stopped having sex." —Graham [2015-06-29]
fehlbrandschwele: naja ich sag ja... langsam ^^ gut nacht! NIGHT EVERYBODY!
gnome_friend: Good night fehlbrandschwele
NickTheDM: @flarkstamp I was trying to make the decks mechanically have a theme that made their cards shine and then matched their personalities. Avenir and Nog are very mechanically minded decks. Molander and Enor are more thematic.
msuyer508: O///W///O
Mivair: owo?
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msuyer508: UwU
gnome_friend: MoWu
accountmadeforants: what's this?
msuyer508: Whats this
Mivair: Mowu!
Juliamon: Why do we have so many Deutsche viewers willing to stay up this late? XD
blackbearda380: I missed the beginning of the stream, what's the reason for the special commanders?
Alness49: Muwulander
Mivair: Based on their DnD characters from the recently finished campaign, Bylaw and Order
Earthenone: special commanders are custom cards based on charicters from their DnD campaign
benjamin_wheeler: MoWUBRG
Lettuce_Toast: You don't need sleep with the power of LRR to sustain you
Mivair: Also because it's fun
GreenMittenz: Just found a 24 pack of beer... I live with my grandma and neither of us drink... I have no idea where this beer came from o.o
blackbearda380: thanks
NickTheDM: @flarkstamp As a follow-up there though, the cards themselves were made to try and reflect the characters play style and personality. And the decks followed from there
gnome_friend: GreenMittenz... hmmm
kaffeetrinken89: Because LRR is great and my rythm is messed up because of working at night.
flarkstamp: @NickTheDM Awesome! Well I can't wait to see them in action again.
Earthenone: 24 pack, time for a draft?
Mivair: Night workers unite!
Mivair: U-night even!
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SnowBuddy18: @Earthenone I believe in beer it's spelled draught
gnome_friend: Workers of the night, unite
mechmagic: i want to make group hug deck now
gnome_friend: You have nothing to lose but your sleep
EscherichiaCole: gnome_friend well also sun tans
Mivair: I'd argue sanity but frankly having been a night worker it's difficult to argue that I had it in the first place
BearPsychologist: is there a Loading Read Live tomorrow?
gnome_friend: !card thief of sanity
LRRbot: Thief of Sanity [1UB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever Thief of Sanity deals combat damage to a player, look at the top three cards of that player's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest into their graveyard. You may look at and cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell.
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kaffeetrinken89: I am watching LRR because I lost my sanity, not the other way round. :P
Earthenone: nope no LRL on the shedule
LoadingReadyRun: BearPsychologist nope, but Adam and Cori will both be streaming!
gnome_friend: What is Cori streaming?
ContingentCat: @BearPsychologist nope, according to the google calander the next LRL is May 25th
Juliamon: H:ZD
Earthenone: horizon zero dawn
Mivair: Not simultaneously, sadly, and Horizon Zero Dawn
Earthenone: and adam is streaming "TBA"
Mivair: Adam is streaming himself playing real life Sphera
snowcookies: Adam streams what he wants to stream
Juliamon: "Something that's not Spheda, maybe even Horizon Zero Dawn"
kaffeetrinken89: I would love to hear what Cam has to say about Zero Dawn. Adam is also entertaining, but different.
DarkShadows59: SHADOWS DESCENDING ON YOUR STREAM!!!! darksh6GG darksh6GG darksh6GG
CannonballKuriboh: cannon11Kurihype cannon11Kurihype cannon11Kurihype cannon11Kurihype
F1SHOR: i love the idea that adams gamehouse just becomes an irl golf stream lol
Lettuce_Toast: I could imagine adam just vlogging at a minigolf course
Earthenone: adam did a playthough Zero Dawn that you can find in the archives if you are interested in his take on the game
kaffeetrinken89: I miss the old days when Cam and Alex did Talking Simulations.
SnowBuddy18: @DarkShadows59 are they also descending over Innistrad?
Mivair: How would that even work? Do we just strap a gopro to a rig on his back and pray?
snowcookies: Adam should play Nice Shot since he's into golfing games now
EscherichiaCole: adam and james go golfing. I'd watch that
DarkMorford: Everybody's Jolf!
gnome_friend: Classic nightbook
NickTheDM: Wooo!
Earthenone: minigolf would make a good LRL prerecord
Mivair: LRRGolf, the newest stream series
gnome_friend: Fight the paper!
angreesloth: heart attack! yeesh. lol
ayirbudd: holy eff that scared the crap out of meh
angreesloth: @ayirbudd same!
Electrodyne: WE'RE HEEEEEEEERE
NickTheDM: Hello friends! I'm that person she just mentioned!
TheBigSlop: Wii tiger woods pga golf
dangerous_safety: i forgot I had the stream going in the background. rip heart
one_of_the_voice: !card valencia, goodest doggo
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
NUTSOFODEN: Kathleen started up talking at the exact time another video I was watching started a car, so I hear an engine roar to life and kathleen start talking.
DarkMorford: Earthenone I'm still holding out hope for a curling prerecord in the winter months.
gnome_friend: sergeHeart sergeFriend
accountmadeforants: Don't worry, I'll house rule it
Earthenone: also a stong option DM
drcthulu: the only level 4 judge
LRRbot: Azorius Guildgate | Land — Gate | Azorius Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
NickTheDM: @DarkMorford That would be amazing
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | ({T}: Add {R} or {W}.) / As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
NUTSOFODEN: Serge, the Universal judge
Alness49: Judge to the Stars Serge?
NexusVoxx: shocking
LRRbot: Encampment Keeper [W] | Creature — Hound [1/1] | First strike / {7}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Encampment Keeper: Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.
Electrodyne: Avenir's Stumbling Disembowelment Strike
benjamin_wheeler: That's the angel on Canadian Judge playmats, it's only fitting it gets messed up
Phailhammer: lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
kaffeetrinken89: Judge Serge, he is the Law.
ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun don't forget to reset the commander tax count
LathosTiran: oop, commander costs need to rest
LathosTiran: reset*
phenexian: MTG has way too many fugly dogs
Codydeven: re flash the commanders for those that are new?
LRRbot: Boros Challenger [RW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/3] | Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) / {2}{R}{W}: Boros Challenger gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
LathosTiran: thanks Paul.
kaffeetrinken89: Now I want to play a Paladin + Lawmage ... ^^
benjamin_wheeler: False Wheeler Fact: 80's + 90's Araki designed most of the dogs in MTG
NUTSOFODEN: Cameron will remember this
LRRbot: Howling Mine [2] | Artifact | At the beginning of each player's draw step, if Howling Mine is untapped, that player draws an additional card.
gnome_friend howls
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ancientspark: Quick, everyone kill Surge in gratitude!
Lettuce_Toast: Hey those howls are mine
LRRbot: Leonin Elder [W] | Creature — Cat Cleric [1/1] | Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.
Earthenone: better than the howling castle
Electrodyne: ooh Revised mine
NUTSOFODEN: Are the howls Valencia's?
KingXicor: Enemy Mine. Yick.
erloas: mana flare and howling mine were staples in my red deck
angreesloth: robo soul sister!
kaffeetrinken89: He is a druide, he doesn't have surge.
zerg539: I need to get a howling mine for my everybody drawcards until you are out deck
Earthenone: servo sister
phenexian: craft brother
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Coin Kitty
Lettuce_Toast: Bot brother
NexusVoxx: scroll sister
benjamin_wheeler: Sol Sister
SrMuskrat: Robo Bro
le__mage__bc: well he is more of a brother than a sister
Earthenone: because servos dont have souls
KingOfDoma: His Silicon Soul Sister
le__mage__bc: Robo bro
LRRbot: Kami of the Crescent Moon [UU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [1/3] | At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.
orionsrise1: dan Brown's sister act 2 back in the habot
kaffeetrinken89: Wow, that's obscene.
Pairoschuz: Kami of the Howling Mine
Armstrong11139: Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Kami!
Alness49: Kami maybe!
Earthenone: this is magic as the ancestors intended
Snes_Controller: Wait, custom commanders?
F1SHOR: the mill win in commander lets go lol
NUTSOFODEN: need to start digging for those reliquary towers
LRRbot: Skyknight Legionnaire [1RW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Flying, haste
DarkShadows59: Why does Ian have a Swamp in his deck?
rubydargon: Serge playing the gift of slow and kind mill
NexusVoxx: @DarkShadows59 so he can cast his black spells
Earthenone: @DarkShadows59 his comander is esper
DarkShadows59: His identity isn't showing black
NickTheDM: @DarkShadows59 Enor has black in his color identity. Black activated ability
Juliamon: DarkShadows59 Activated ability
JonnyGlitch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:58:06.
thundervoice_1: why does Ian's deck have a swamp?
Agarwalr42: !decklists
LRRbot: (10 May 2019) Approximate decklists can be found at https://tappedout.net/users/nickthedm/
NUTSOFODEN: !card Enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
le__mage__bc: @DarkShadows59 his activate ability is black therefor he is esper
Lettuce_Toast: !card enor hedonistic
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Selvala, Explorer Returned [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/4] | Parley — {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.
NickTheDM: !card Enor lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
depositron: Shots when Aurelia checks in
LRRbot: Magnifying Glass [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
amative1: He's on to you!
NickTheDM: Took you long enough Ben. hahaha
samsoni1: @LoadingReadyRun might want to add (B) to ian so we know he's esper
SnowBuddy18: Nog, the Goblin
chaostreader: Technically. Not may draw on Selvala.
Sharkfists: a magic player finally got a life?!
kaffeetrinken89: I remember "noganog and his dogadog" ^^
mastershake29x: @samsoni1 what is shown is the casting cost, not the color identity
Snes_Controller: !card Nog, Relentless
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
gnome_friend: lrrWOW Sharkfists
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
accountmadeforants: samsoni1 Not how that works
Zarober: !format
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun i have been meaning to ask Does Ian play magic while not on Stream? or is he the emergency MTG player?
depositron: holy shit the art work though
SrMuskrat: Serge "Kitchen Finks" Yager
le__mage__bc: Serge and kitchen things in commander = classic story
dylanbbb: Serge will never get Color Identity
F1SHOR: its finally legal in his deck so i hope its not lol
Snes_Controller: !card vlencia
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
F1SHOR: WoW
angreesloth: Serge "Finks is illegal?!" Yager
control_rig: Shots fired
benjamin_wheeler: R U D E
NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun Ok, so I couldn't find a Kitchen finks in the time I had to make the deck...also its legal in the deck so that seems off theme.
MrPhlip: !addquote (Serge) [now] Why would I play Kitchen Finks in a deck where it's legal?
LRRbot: New quote #6035: "Why would I play Kitchen Finks in a deck where it's legal?" —Serge [2019-05-10]
Alesha_WhoSmilesAtDeath: LUL
NexusVoxx: nice
snowcookies: lol
DarkMorford: HORNER
Earthenone: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
Distrei: Smooth, Ian.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
thraximore: hahahhaahahahahaha
kaffeetrinken89: whooops
Lettuce_Toast: IAN
rubydargon: fantastic
HoboBob2000: lofimaPickle lofimaPickle lofimaPickle
Terradana: clip it!
accountmadeforants: EleGiggle
EscherichiaCole: FLAWLESS VICTORY
NUTSOFODEN: Turns out its a Willbender and hes sandbagging it
benjamin_wheeler: Well, don't quit your day job, Ian.
phenexian: this is actually the master play, and it's actually not a chrome shell crab
flarkstamp: LUL LUL LUL LUL
just_gut: mcdmBlimey
EOstby: Surprise, it's actualy Willbender!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
kaffeetrinken89: Hide in plain sight works differently ^^
control_rig: Don't quit your day job
Snes_Controller: !card valencia, goodest doggo
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
Jacobontherun1: Nice willbender bluff
e_bloc: cheer200 its obviously willbender
Juliamon: My internet is flaking out at the worst time. Looking forward to the clips of that.
Wolvielg: it's ALWAYS willbender
MrHappy12321: that was beautiful
accountmadeforants: The question is does anyone actually know what it does
Zarober: what's the format here?
Kaprak: Did I miss a new npc, had to bio?
KingXicor: @EOstby absolutely!
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
Snes_Controller: !card molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
TheMicah21: Someone clip that!
F1SHOR: everyones a little bit loopy tonight im loving it
dylanbbb: !card Nog, Relentless
Igknight24: !quote
NexusVoxx: @Zarober commander
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun i wish i had a job, and i was as good at magic as one of you (uni masters student )
Bugberry: It's actually Pickles combo.
LathosTiran: my job has "Buy Online Pickup In Store" offers = BOPIS
chaostreader: He’s lying. It must be Willbender.
gnome_friend: "Writes down Bepis"
NickTheDM: @Kaprak No you're good.
Pairoschuz: It's totally willbender. That was definitely Ian playing the long game with misdirection
gamercat88: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:01:36.
mastershake29x: @Zarober commander, but with custom commanders based on bylaw & order
Juliamon: LathosTiran Aww, they just call it BOPS where my sister works
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
Earthenone: nogatog
NexusVoxx: noganoganogatog
gamercat88: omg love the art
gnome_friend: Please don't eat the delicious goblins
angreesloth: D-D-D-Drawn Madden, Drawn Madden
Juliamon: The old Redwall fan in me ALWAYS hears that as Nog-a-Nog
kaffeetrinken89: and his dogatog: sacrifice a dog, gain +2/+2
Alness49: Who drew the NPC cards?
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
Mattmitchell45: A master of disguise
rubydargon: Molander!
NexusVoxx: @Alness49 Alex
Earthenone: @Alness49 cam and ben
LRRbot: Pulsemage Advocate [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | {T}: Return three target cards from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
gnome_friend: Why was Molander in outer space?
NickTheDM: @Alness49 Of the two we've seen, Alex drew the art.
Earthenone: well art was alex
angreesloth: I feel like Molander is hella broken
amative1: and you just walked in to find us here with a sad look upon our face?
Juliamon: Draw as in art or draw as in card draw
Earthenone: drew can mean two things in this context
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LoadingReadyRun: Commander art by Featherweight. Additional custom legendary creature art by Alex
e_bloc: the old threshold unenabler
axare123: serge you only get 0ne
Alness49: Thanks for the answer to both questions I asked (I meant the art)
Earthenone: Cleanup step, a group hug staple
LoadingReadyRun: Alex also did the layout and mockups for all the cards (as Nick’s weren’t high enough resolution)
NexusVoxx: its ya boi cleanup step
thraximore: ahhh that makes sense @e_bloc I always wondered what the point of those cards was
Bugberry: @e_bloc more like de-enabler.
e_bloc: @Bugberry probably more correct
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snowewolf: have you considered using pathfinder as a RP stream ?
Elypants: Wish Alex was here so we could tell him how amazing his art is!
kaffeetrinken89: And people say there is no big difference between having five and six fingers.
gamercat88: awesome concept, game/crossover and the art muy bien!
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
gnome_friend: Hi Avenir!
ushiikun: also anti-reanimator, since their target disappears
Bugberry: Similar to how Onslaught had a CMC matters mechanic, which lead to absurdly high CMC cards.
rubydargon: Avenir! My fav <3
Bladinus: I am here~!!
gnome_friend: #TeamAvenir
ObbytheObserver: Such harmony
Sharkfists: wait, what's going on?
rubydargon: #TeamAvenir
ContingentCat: ~what's going on?
gnome_friend: What's... going ON! IN my town?
amative1: Obligatory link: https://youtu.be/FR7wOGyAzpw
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
kaffeetrinken89: Are there any LRR musicvideos? ^^
rubydargon: I binged that whole series like last week so it's still fresh for me
CompletelyUnsure: !card enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
rubydargon: <3
NexusVoxx: which was skova?
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Juliamon: kaffeetrinken89 A few, actually, kinda?
Bugberry: Mr. Bubble Bath
CompletelyUnsure: !card enor, hedonist lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
NexusVoxx: babbleax
JonnyGlitch: the Dimir DMPC? I've forgotten her name
LRRbot: Watery Grave | Land — Island Swamp | ({T}: Add {U} or {B}.) / As Watery Grave enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
gamercat88: someone please make a community board as an artifact card type
Alness49: The whopsie doodle was the best name for a monster.
rubydargon: Skova?
NexusVoxx: the Simic fellow was Babbleax
gnome_friend: Babbilax was Izzet
LRRbot: Lavinia of the Tenth [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [4/4] | Protection from red / When Lavinia of the Tenth enters the battlefield, detain each nonland permanent your opponents control with converted mana cost 4 or less. (Until your next turn, those permanents can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be activated.)
amative1: @kaffeetrinken89: yes, if you dig through their YT video archive
rubydargon: The boros viashino? I think it was Skova
NickTheDM: Everybody go to jail
snowcookies: My gril
snowcookies: girl
kaffeetrinken89: Hm, my memory is not what it's used to be. Also there is quiet a lot to dig through.
accountmadeforants: The Gruul leader was a lot of fun, too. Sure you got here peacefully, but let's fight anyway
rubydargon: Everyone go to jail except Avenir lol
Elypants: I loved Molander's grandma.
Earthenone: they cant attack or activate abilities, upside down was a good call
Juliamon: kaffeetrinken89 I'll PM you some links if you'd like?
SaltySnacker13: why is his card upside down?
Sharkfists: I really like Franka
Mattmitchell45: Excellent job on Command Zone, Kathleen
rubydargon: I'm gonna be honest I was busy during that episode in my marathon
drfox17: the Bubbler guy?
aesir_blade: Bolgivax? vowels might be wrong
gnome_friend: ^
kaffeetrinken89: Thank you very much, but don't bother. I was just curious.
gnome_friend: Bolgivax sounds right
LRRbot: Assemble the Legion [3RW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on Assemble the Legion. Then create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token with haste for each muster counter on Assemble the Legion.
rubydargon: Bolgivax yeah!
Bugberry: There needs to be a Franka card.
NUTSOFODEN: Force of Will
drfox17: that was me... I think I misunderstand the purpose of DMPCs
rrcpf: should cameron be investigating for lavinia entering the battlefield or does detaining stop that?
kerbalized_: ^^^
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snowcookies: Franka was my personal fave
Bugberry: Those Gruul Cyclops ladies were cool.
NexusVoxx: there were cyclopes?
e_bloc: the clue is detained right
e_bloc: since APNAP?
Relentless_Bread: gain a life cam
rubydargon: The fake vanoss was great, with the mushrooms
Bugberry: giants/cyclops something like that.
MaddogM: lifegain for the clue?
Kaorti: Lifegain from the clue right?
benjamin_wheeler: SNSDND
orionsrise1: I thought abilities couldn't be activated?
LRRbot: Tranquil Expanse | Land | Tranquil Expanse enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
QberryMuffin: one of my favorites was the selesnya grandma
SnowBuddy18: I like the head Dimir person
depositron: I'm drinking Guinness.. I would like to know what stout Ians drinking
drfox17: I assumed part of Franks's design was to enable Kathleen the ability to poke the blot, while also being perfectly reasonable for being where that character was
thundervoice_1: frankerz100 doggo bits for Valencia
Bugberry: I will always be an advocate for more Viashinos in Magic. There hasn't even been a Legendary Viashino since Mirage block.
F1SHOR: cams getting clues on ravnica thats it the wanderer is confirmed as emrakul
le__mage__bc: !card lavinia
LRRbot: Did you mean: Lavinia of the Tenth; Lavinia, Azorius Renegade
Sharkfists: dinger!
NexusVoxx: *man shakes fist at nontoken*
Earthenone: there is a diference between activated abilities and triggerd abilities in mtg
Relentless_Bread: @orionsrise1 that's a static ability
LRRbot: Conclave Phalanx [4W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) / When Conclave Phalanx enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.
rubydargon: What was the izzet girl's name? The college student who showed up several times?
thraximore: Balanced card design, bummer!
le__mage__bc: !card lavinia of the tenth
LRRbot: Lavinia of the Tenth [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [4/4] | Protection from red / When Lavinia of the Tenth enters the battlefield, detain each nonland permanent your opponents control with converted mana cost 4 or less. (Until your next turn, those permanents can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be activated.)
Earthenone: remember to heal for your clues cam
gnome_friend: rubydargon Emola
gnome_friend: I think
orionsrise1: Okie thanx chat
rubydargon: Right!
rubydargon: Thank you gnome_friend
gnome_friend: You're welcome sergeFriend
kaffeetrinken89: Avenir, Seer of the Obvious
rycatwithlavender: Izmola?
gnome_friend: Oh yeah, Izmola
rubydargon: Avenir, the simple best
gnome_friend: Thanks rycatwithlavender
rubydargon: Izmola looks right
thraximore: The custom cards are well designed btw
A_Gideon: jommyWholesome chat
angreesloth: whas that a GOSH DARN HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL REFERENCE
snowewolf: i have had the worst DM npc, as a warlock the DM stole my summon and used it to dick on me (would go out of its way to harass me story wise)
NickTheDM: Thank you everybody lrrHEART
thraximore: <3
rwhr2d2: !card molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Fetid Pools | Land — Island Swamp | Fetid Pools enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
gnome_friend: lrrHEART sergeMoly
gamercat88: does Molander put more lands... nice good play on words
Chartle: i just got molander -> more land-er
rubydargon: That's fantastic
Tobenamed1: where is this document
rwhr2d2: !card enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
rwhr2d2: !card enor, hedonist
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
LRRbot: Eight-and-a-Half-Tails [WW] | Legendary Creature — Fox Cleric [2/2] | {1}{W}: Target permanent you control gains protection from white until end of turn. / {1}: Target spell or permanent becomes white until end of turn.
rubydargon: I wanted to try and dm a campaign in that world so that google doc would be amazing
benperterkofsky: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:13:34.
Earthenone: its no ninetails
bvorhies: what is deck master?
zuuuuuuul: Which guild do you wish the GGtG could have been better explained/described
rwhr2d2: !card nog, relentless
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
Elypants: Kathleen, you're a seriously talented DM. I was so impressed by all the planning that so clearly went into the campaign, and I have to agree with Serge that the community boards were some of my favorite moments!
F1SHOR: if theres another ravnica run through all i want is someone to be rakdos and ride one of the spiked unicycles
NexusVoxx: mustard counter
accountmadeforants: Also, second favourite NPC: The spindly lady who pointed out the really clever Dimir logo.
Earthenone: deckmaster is an overlay designed by fugi for mtg arena streams
dhuesing23: !molander
dhuesing23: !card molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
Kaorti: "Am I free to go officer?"
gamercat88: we FREEEEEEEE! said in Adam's voice
axare123: sergeSqueak
rubydargon: Thank you!
The_Ninjurai: Bless you
e_bloc: life sentence for you Ben
ContingentCat: gesudheit
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I just tuned in. Did someone make custom cards for the Bylaw and Order characters?
Relentless_Bread: sergeSqueak
gnome_friend: Indeed @HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable
kaffeetrinken89: perfectly human noises
NickTheDM: @HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable Yup! I did!
gnome_friend: And wow, that's a username
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: That's awesome.
LRRbot: Scourge of the Nobilis [2{R/W}] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / As long as enchanted creature is red, it gets +1/+1 and has "{R/W}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn." / As long as enchanted creature is white, it gets +1/+1 and has lifelink. (Damage dealt by the creature also causes its controller to gain that much life.)
thraximore: That username xD
benperterkofsky: Goodest doggo
shadowypenguin: Ian want to give it pro white
KingXicor: I am a Guildless sovereign citizen!
angreesloth: baby you got a keyword soup going!
orionsrise1: am I being detained? I am a sovereign citizen!
Earthenone: ian can counter that should he desitre
gnome_friend: Quombat?
Earthenone: nvm no white up
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
Armstrong11139: C'wombat. When you have a subconscious need to punch a wombat
rubydargon: Pupper!
gnome_friend: No punching wombats
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol benginLol
midday_rendelnep: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Lycodrake: GOODEST
Bugberry: Does anyone remember the Disney TV movie Get a Clue?
m0nkeyrama: sergeFuse seabatBRAIN benginFuse
drfox17: the commander pulls rank on nog, requisitions his dog
Alness49: So now Nog is riding the dog!
gnome_friend: !card rabid wombat
LRRbot: Rabid Wombat [2GG] | Creature — Wombat [0/1] | Vigilance / Rabid Wombat gets +2/+2 for each Aura attached to it.
depositron: whatta boardstate
benperterkofsky: Nog sucks and the Flyer is great
LRRbot: Rites of Flourishing [2G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card. / Each player may play an additional land on each of their turns.
rubydargon: Noganoganog and his dogadogadog
snowewolf: flavor vs practicality the age old Question
LRRbot: Generous Patron [2G] | Creature — Elf Advisor [1/4] | When Generous Patron enters the battlefield, support 2. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures.) / Whenever you put one or more counters on a creature you don't control, draw a card.
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Alness49: Oh, why didn't Nog get Dogmanship?
accountmadeforants: Molander is group hug mill, I see
Earthenone: onward///upward
NUTSOFODEN: Did we ignore the banlist and include fastbond in Serge's deck?
MaddogM: Will we see 3 players mill?
kerbalized_: so many cards sergeHolyMoly
benperterkofsky: !card Exploaration
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I saw Rabid Wombat and was about to ask if that was also a custom card. I'm glad I'm wrong, lol.
Terradana: !card onward
LRRbot: Did you mean: Grenzo, Dungeon Warden; Onward // Victory; Hixus, Prison Warden; Valeron Wardens
Terradana: !card onward // victory
LRRbot: Onward // Victory | Onward [2R] | Instant | Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. // Victory [2W] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
gamercat88: can molander deck actually play kitchen finks, lol
NexusVoxx: yes
benperterkofsky: !card Exploration
NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun The intention is yes, but I'm not the judge.
Earthenone: not supporting your friends?
m0nkeyrama: Can also support their creatures, right?
strangelee: the DM allows it
benperterkofsky: !Card Urza
LRRbot: Urza | Vanguard [hand: -1, life: +10] | {3}: Urza deals 1 damage to any target.
phenexian: @LoadingReadyRun surge forgot one of the support counters
gnome_friend: NickTheDM confirmed Mark Rosewater
drfox17: Something Something Squirrels
NickTheDM: Wow. I just got equated to Mark Rosewater. Can check that one off my bucket list
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Yeah. This feels like having Maro during the Unstable PPR.
SoulSpliceV: what does avenir do?
ArcOfTheConclave: molander is your card, you play the counters even if they choose the target.
rubydargon: !card avenire
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
NexusVoxx: !card avenir, inq
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
rubydargon: nope lol
SoulSpliceV: i love it
SnowBuddy18: @NickTheDM I was going to compare you to Richard Garfield
gnome_friend: PhD
LRRbot: Mistfire Adept [3U] | Creature — Human Monk [3/3] | Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
chaostreader: Wait Does that work the way Serge thinks?
NickTheDM: @SnowBuddy18 Pardon me while I go faint.
kaffeetrinken89: Getting all this clues doesn't really matter, if everybody draws 5 cards per turn anyway. ^^
lazemby: dumb question but, Ian has black mana?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Is Cam also playing Wiverwheel Aewialists? Kappa
SnowBuddy18: @chaostreader it was intended to, so yes
NickTheDM: !card Enor Lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
DarkShadows59: !card enor lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
strangelee: Question, is the draw a May trigger?
kaffeetrinken89: Ian has a black skill, so his identity is Esper.
lazemby: ahhh
lazemby: Thank you!
LRRbot: Reach Through Mists [U] | Instant — Arcane | Draw a card.
lazemby: I thought my knowledge of Commander was just wrong
benjamin_wheeler: oh god
kerbalized_: would mistfire work with something like plummet? or do you have to declare targets as it goes on the stack
FlameI7: If we add up the life totals, isn't still 160
SoulSpliceV: some day i want to use Reach Through The Mists and cast The Unspeakable
rubydargon: Yeah my d and d brain was kinda weirded that they all shared white the whole campaign
ayirbudd: hey look its wheeler of fortune
NexusVoxx: @kerbalized_ doesnt work how you'd like
snowcookies: team Molander
LRRbot: Dismal Backwater | Land | Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dismal Backwater enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
deathrite_sharkman: 4th card!!
rubydargon: It's like having four different spellcasters in my head and it just goes 'no'
Terradana: @LoadingReadyRun Ian didnt draw his 4th card
deathrite_sharkman: ian gets another
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: 1 mana for 1 card? Can't get more efficient than that. (Narrator voice: He was lying, though)
rubydargon: Also yes Kathleen you're entirely correct
deathrite_sharkman: thx pual ,9
DarkNacht: Chaotic Lawmage
kerbalized_: @nexusvoxx makes sense ty!
Lettuce_Toast: Chaotic lwful
deathrite_sharkman: I cant type lol, thx paul
Raithencore235: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:21:59.
thraximore: New Ob Nixilis would be doing work here
Eramis8: Im just confused. How do I see these commanders?
rubydargon: Can you imagine that campaign with like golgari, dimir, rakdos, and gruul?
orionsrise1: 20 turns till mill!
Dog_of_Myth: Ah yes, the Orzhov. The IRS cult.
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strangelee: So Kathleen, I asked this earlier and you were interrupted, in any future campaigns, what guilds would you like to see the players represent?
LRRbot: Archon of the Triumvirate [5WU] | Creature — Archon [4/5] | Flying / Whenever Archon of the Triumvirate attacks, detain up to two target nonland permanents your opponents control. (Until your next turn, those permanents can't attack or block and their activated abilities can't be activated.)
phenexian: Kathleen: what about a Simic character, trying to push the legislation so that they could regidly define Pork in a way which lets their custom "pork" get through the legislation.
Raithencore235: Well I would like to be surprised so off to the vod I go! Farewell fellow chat members
angreesloth: New Ashiok is going in EVERY deck with blue and black i have forever.
lazemby: it's an old spell, but it checks out
gnome_friend: Bye Raithencore235
ArcOfTheConclave: !card enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
kaffeetrinken89: I propose a card: Thrull sausagevender: 0/1, Whenever a creature gets put into graveyard create a 0/1 Sausage token.
NickTheDM: Cmon, they're going through so many cards. Where are the other 2 NPCs?
angreesloth: @Raithencore235 good night :)
thraximore: There aren't quite enough cards to do it, but I would love to do a whole EDH deck around the Underworld Dreams-esque effects
F1SHOR: so next run should be law and disorder and we get rakdos/gruul/izzet/simic :P
gamercat88: that is a beefy archon
gamercat88: do you even lift valencia...
yourangclan: Whoa do they actually have custom commanders? That's rad
snowewolf: is Dale going to continue to be a DM for LRR (he is the best DM i have ever seen), ansd
rubydargon: Valencia does not life she chews
axare123: sergeSqueak
SrMuskrat: @thraximore Look at Nekusar
NUTSOFODEN: Did the Menu have Simic Slaw? i didn't catch
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
DarkMorford: sergeSqueak
ZuNy77: is there somewhere we can see the custom cards for this game?
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | Clifftop Retreat enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Terradana: @LoadingReadyRun cameron missed Avenir trigger for the Archon i think?
thraximore: @SrMuskrat Oh yeah I forgot about him. I just don't have a grixis manabase
NexusVoxx: make a lif
thraximore: That's certainly an option however!
Earthenone: send in the solder?
snowewolf: and as you and camran are real good DMs can yo suggest ideas for RPs you have had
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I am really loving the zoom in during the turns @LoadingReadyRun .
phenexian: Kathleen, would you have allowed a Simic character who was also invested in legislation that would let their "pig" products through, but not other knock offs?
pointless_man: Can anyone link the campaign guide again please?
DarkShadows59: No one really has a good board to swing with do they?
LoadingReadyRun: HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable thanks! it is something I have been experimenting with
kaffeetrinken89: Next version of Avenir: Avenir, the Clueless ^^ Whenever an opponent has to remember you to take your token loose two life. ^^
yourangclan: you're fulla Mana, and that ain't right
gamercat88: the dog of nog
LRRbot: Double Cleave [1{R/W}] | Instant | Target creature gains double strike until end of turn. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)
Terradana: o.o
DarkShadows59: OOF!!!
strangelee: oofa doofa
Dog_of_Myth: Spicy
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly
ContingentCat: ouch
gnome_friend: sergeMoly
yourangclan: brutal
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Is this just the second game?
ContingentCat: yup
LRRbot: Adriana, Captain of the Guard [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [4/4] | Melee (Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each opponent you attacked with a creature this combat.) / Other creatures you control have melee. (If a creature has multiple instances of melee, each triggers separately.)
Juliamon: HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable yep
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Who won the first one?
gawag_: did Kathleen publish all of her DM stuff from the campaign? :O
chaostreader: @hovermyrisbarelyplayable Cam
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Thanks!
strangelee: and it stacks
ContingentCat: @gawag_ yup she tweeted it a while back
Terradana: critroleBlowdart
Lettuce_Toast: Whoa that looks like it would be a sweet commander card
KingXicor: Nog going for a blackjack kill?
kerbalized_: wuht
LRRbot: Benevolent Offering [3W] | Instant | Choose an opponent. You and that player each create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Choose an opponent. You gain 2 life for each creature you control and that player gains 2 life for each creature they control.
gawag_: @contingentcat thank you, how in the world did I miss this
Kaprak: It's up to+3+3 per creature right, as it gives everything melee. It gets out of a hand faaast
ContingentCat: @gawag_ twitter can be a lot, you can be forgiven missing things
ArcOfTheConclave: the tokens happen before the lifegain
destinyburgerz: ummm
strangelee: we need Serge to swing on himself
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: The casual "I'll go to 70"
kaffeetrinken89: This is how you ask people to hit you. ^^
cooperz31: "Let's do a quick one!" Goes to 70 life
Nefarious_Ned: so much for a quick game...
seth_erickson: Important to note if a creature has multiple instances of melee they both trigger separately
kerbalized_: sergeOffByOne +9
DarkNacht: Good thing Commander Damage can't be healed
Elypants: sergeHolyMoly that's a life total!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Last time I said that, I was playing Edgar Markov and died the next combat step.
LRRbot: Collective Voyage [G] | Sorcery | Join forces — Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. Each player searches their library for up to X basic land cards, where X is the total amount of mana paid this way, puts them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles their library.
GravetideGhoul: Nothing is more Selesnyan than getting to grossly high life totals
DarkMorford: I leave to get more pasta and suddenly Serge is at 70 life.
NexusVoxx: draw the wurm
Earthenone: serge played a card that healed him and ian
Terradana: for like, 26
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: And nonbasic lands
NexusVoxx: every gets the 7 to start
LoadingReadyRun: There’s still plenty of basics 😏
NexusVoxx: yare yare
gnome_friend: Hi Grahamsm'n
gamercat88: hi dad
rubydargon: The group hug deck is extremely Molander, 'I'm helping!' 'No Molander you're just milling us'
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Is that a JoJo's reference @NexusVoxx Kappa
NexusVoxx: yes yes yes yes
Gekyouryuu: drafted horribly tonight for FNM and only didn't get last because my final round opponent dropped, so I "rage" bought 3 packs, pulled the Black and Green finales, a foil Mana Geode, and a Mobilized District
Gekyouryuu: so I feel better
gnome_friend: !findquote jo
LRRbot: Quote #5312: "I would never weaponize Jo!" —Serge [2018-09-11]
Earthenone: yay rage!
ayirbudd: i have a question! Kathleen you are awesome. So is everyone else.
kingzorro75: !decklist
LRRbot: (10 May 2019) Approximate decklists can be found at https://tappedout.net/users/nickthedm/
F1SHOR: i mean that happens in life - i know multiple michaels
Dog_of_Myth: Huzzah for Rage packs!
LRRbot: Impervious Greatwurm [7GGG] | Creature — Wurm [16/16] | Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) / Indestructible
LRRbot: Stoic Rebuttal [1UU] | Instant | Metalcraft — This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control three or more artifacts. / Counter target spell.
NickTheDM: Oof
phenexian: Kathleen, if it's ever relevant again, ravnica's names are based on Polish names. So you can just search polish baby names
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Just look at that art. That Greatwurm doesn't care about evading anything.
Lettuce_Toast: Is it strictly polish or slavic names in general?
phenexian: That's really cool :)
Gekyouryuu: what was "amusing" was that all three packs had Gideon art, so getting two Finales really drives home the story. Gideon = Finale.
FITorion: I still don't get that ref.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Bepis? I love it.
gamercat88: wait kathleen where is the character you play who invaded from a s name "country"
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Lettuce_Toast: Bepis is such a maddening name
HoodedBowman: @hovermyrisbarelyplayable I dislike your name strongly.
Juliamon: gamercat88 Snorsh
gizmofreak1: Just came in from an FNM. HOW IS SERGE AT 73!!??
Nefarious_Ned: So...I'm afraid to ask....what is Bepis? I feel like I'm missing the joke.
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun Kathleen would you be willing to use short storeys based one your work, to continue with RPs (asking cos im drunk and over confident with my writing skills)
LRRbot: Tamiyo's Journal [5] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.") / {T}, Sacrifice three Clues: Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
EJGRgunner: !card avenir
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
NickTheDM: God the Molander deck is just fulfilling all of my dreams for how it would play.
gamercat88: yes @Juliamon Snorsh
thraximore: Oh nice!
methodia_chicken: are we allowed to talk spoilers for BL&O?
NexusVoxx: deer god
Dog_of_Myth: There is the clue payoff.
LRRbot: Inspiring Statuary [3] | Artifact | Nonartifact spells you cast have improvise. (Your artifacts can help cast those spells. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.)
fluffyroro: bepis is a funny misspelling of pepsi
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: @HoodedBowman Hey, 1 is not 0 and barely playable is still playable :P
itsr67: well the clue payoffs showed up
scarletsabrex: !card enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
EJGRgunner: I thought prowess was only instants and sorceries
EJGRgunner: or is it non-creature?
aesir_blade: !card captain akra
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
yourangclan: Serge feels very in character
HoodedBowman: Lol Hover Myr will be in every CanLander I build once I get my friends into it.
scarletsabrex: !card enor, hedonist
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
yourangclan: @ejgrgunner it's non-creature
EJGRgunner: storm scale
NexusVoxx: the Storm Scale
Armstrong11139: Storm Scale
aesir_blade: !card commander
strangelee: evergreen mechanics
e_bloc: evergreen
gizmofreak1: @ejgrgunner non-creature
e_bloc: and then like conifer
EJGRgunner: thanks all
technoFinch: one to grow on
Bugberry: Prowess has been downgraded from Evergreen since Dominaria
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Isn't it already considered Evergreen? Wasn't it in Origins?
e_bloc: they moved prowess to instants and sorceries for the most part
strangelee: we're never seeing Banding again
skeletonman1100: Evergreen, then Deciduous, then Perennial, then you get to 4 on teh storm scale.
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snowewolf: wll this current set has a lot of totally not prowess cards
yourangclan: @hovermyrisbarelyplayable it was, then after like a year or so it wasn't again
scarletsabrex: !card nog
LRRbot: Found 15 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Relentless_Bread: bring horsemen ship back cowards
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: i still want WotC to release new Atogs. my AtogAtog deck needs more Atogs.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: That's understandable.
LRRbot: Absorb [WUU] | Instant | Counter target spell. You gain 3 life.
LRRbot: Caves of Koilos | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Caves of Koilos deals 1 damage to you.
rubydargon: AO3 get ready fanfics are my thing
scarletsabrex: !card nog relentless
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
ContingentCat: Kathleen is busy but will make time for fanfics
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun I would like to thank Kathleen and these fine players for giving me the inspiration and courage to try DMing a campaign in Ravnica. In my 25+ years of Tabletop Gaming I have never GMed a game before. I've been running the game for a few months now and am absolutely loving it!
Field94: Also the whole things that Prowess wants to be punch wizards whereas the wya they've been treating it in the latest sets (noncreature -> do stuff that isnt +1/+1) is frankly more interesting / synergetic
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: There is always time for fanfics.
kingzorro75: How does Ian have black when his commander is blue white?
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:37:31.
methodia_chicken: dear Doctor Kathleen, was there a reason for using ilharg beyond sausage jokes?
scarletsabrex: !card valencia
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
rubydargon: Opening a google doc titled Bylaw as we speak
DarkShadows59: !card enor hedonist
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
e_bloc: unless it's some sort of Enor impregnates Molander stuff
LRRbot: Azorius Knight-Arbiter [3WU] | Creature — Human Knight [2/5] | Vigilance / Azorius Knight-Arbiter can't be blocked.
ContingentCat: Molander's orientation is Yes.
scarletsabrex: !card molander
Terradana: Mo PansexualPride der
thraximore: Don't @ me with your IRL campreg
SnowBuddy18: @kingzorro75 black activated ability
yourangclan: Molander is physically constructed from love
strangelee: But what if Valencia has puppies?
Lettuce_Toast: "Write if you like but pls don't scar us for life"
MrPhlip: if you do write Serge x Molander fic, just send it to me instead Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: burn it down and start over
scarletsabrex: !card molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
Bugberry: Ilharg was first mentioned in Return to Ravnica.
PhorrestGaze: puppies are always good
gizmofreak1: Does serge’s deck have awakening of vitu-ghazi
gizmofreak1: ?
EJGRgunner: What if Valencia has puppies with one of Arlin's wolves when she planeswalks in
Terradana: did cam do the avenir trigger for the Knight arbiter? i wasnt paying attention
F1SHOR: omg i want to creat a boros character who just raises the puppies for the legion
kaffeetrinken89: If you didn't see you roommates for 16 month your or their colour identity may be black. ^^
gnome_friend: lrrSLOTH
RagMan017: The beard has priority!
RockPusher: benginHeart lrrSLOTH benginHeart
thraximore: Ben is a good friend :)
ArcOfTheConclave: Valencia's pupies would probably be homed in other boros places
ContingentCat: Ghost roommates are the best
mister_nibbles: I totally had 3 roommates for a semester in college that I saw when we moved in and the again when we moved out. It was amazing
Wodar9: Is there a place I can see what these commanders do?
Blasteg: why does Serge have so many live again?
SmashTCG: My Headcanon Is that Avonneer get back to his room mates, and they awaken him from his Deep delve into Azorius, awakening him to his true Dimir agent nature
Earthenone: @Wodar9 you can type !card "name" they are in the database
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: That is impressive @mister_nibbles .
kaffeetrinken89: Orzov roommates. ^^
SnowBuddy18: maybe Avenir has Dimir roomates who are up at night
Terradana: Blasteg, he casted a spell that gave him spirits and then gained him 2 life for each creature he had
RadicalAns: mein gott that board state
Kykiwi: can you be an orzov spirit but still have to pay rent ?
Wodar9: !card Nog, Relentless
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
NUTSOFODEN: Avenir knows they're on the lease, and the rent always show up on time, but he's never actually seen them.
yourangclan: Literal Actual Ghost Roommates
ch33s3burg3r48: Paul’s commentary is one of my favorite parts of these games!
EJGRgunner: the top three?
LRRbot: Impervious Greatwurm [7GGG] | Creature — Wurm [16/16] | Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) / Indestructible
LRRbot: Pulsemage Advocate [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | {T}: Return three target cards from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
SnowBuddy18: @Kykiwi that's how they ensure you never get out of debt
Loonatic93: In my Ravnica campaign, Ral Zerek is Pan and a shameless flirt.
skeletonman1100: Who is Ben's commander?
EJGRgunner: oh those are the targets
Wodar9: !card Valencia
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
yourangclan: @kykiwi That's the most Orzhov thing possible tbh
amative1: !card Hold On
LRRbot: Did you mean: Stronghold Confessor; Behold the Power of Destruction; Behold the Beyond
gnome_friend: Flifelink
LRRbot: Arrester's Admonition [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, draw a card.
WitherManX27: Is this EDH but they're playing with custom commanders based on their D&D characters?
methodia_chicken: question for Ian or Kathleen. which district is the "eastern" one? is it more similar to the 10th or the 6th in terms of eventfulness
LRRbot: Moonlight Bargain [3BB] | Instant | Look at the top five cards of your library. For each card, put that card into your graveyard unless you pay 2 life. Then put the rest into your hand.
gnome_friend: Moonlight bargle!
Juliamon: WitherManX27 Yep!
kaffeetrinken89: This is how modern slavery works: You aren't owned by anyone, but you also won't get out of your debt. (too real, sorry)
strangelee: I miss Yargle
WitherManX27: That's really cool.
ushiikun: so it's a 5 card Sylvan Library?
Earthenone: !card debt to the deathless
LRRbot: Debt to the Deathless [XWWBB] | Sorcery | Each opponent loses two times X life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
yourangclan: Fifelink: damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much Celtic music
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Wodar9: !card Molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
ayirbudd: Yargle never went anywhere! he still frog boi in these swamps
jrhwhite: Half price Sylvan!
gnome_friend: sergeHi jrhwhite
NickTheDM: @ayirbudd He actually got killed by Muldrotha in a Kaiju fight
macintose: was it mentioned that serge gets to choose the three cards ian gets back from his graveyard?
RadicalAns: sylvan lib is soooooo good
jrhwhite: Yo
Earthenone: "i will put the great worm in front of nog" the fanfiction is writing itself!
ayirbudd: shhhhhhhhhh he lives on in my heart @nickthedm
Fruan: Math is for blockers, I guess.
Field94: Serge did target... the top 3
LRRbot: Trial // Error | Trial [WU] | Instant | Return all creatures blocking or blocked by target creature to their owner's hand. // Error [UB] | Instant | Counter target multicolored spell.
dangerous_safety: foul angst from the phalanx
macintose: ahh yes thanks @Field94
skeletonman1100: Are Nog and Valencia custom commanders?
Earthenone: all these comanders are custom
SnowBuddy18: yes
shadowypenguin: everyone is
orionsrise1: valencia's ability goes away?
NexusVoxx: all the commanders are
skeletonman1100: oh of course cause this is based on By Law and order. . .
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Did Valencia go to the command zone instead of the hand?
gizmofreak1: Why is Ian allowed to play black cards?
LRRbot: Brace for Impact [4W] | Instant | Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target multicolored creature this turn. For each 1 damage prevented this way, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
LRRbot: Glass of the Guildpact [2] | Artifact | Multicolored creatures you control get +1/+1.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: @gizmofreak1 Black activated ability
LRRbot: Conclave Phalanx [4W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) / When Conclave Phalanx enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: On Enor
kaffeetrinken89: Maybe there could be a commander inspired "by law and order" campaign?
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
RadicalAns: fast and loose tonight
le__mage__bc: @gizmofreak1 his commander is esper identity because of the black activate ability
NexusVoxx: she protec, she attac, but most importantly, she get bounced back
LRRbot: Boros Reckoner [{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature — Minotaur Wizard [3/3] | Whenever Boros Reckoner is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. / {R/W}: Boros Reckoner gains first strike until end of turn.
Terradana: nog gains Plot Armour until end of turn
MolaMolaphant: Serge only knows the *real* rules
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | ({T}: Add {W} or {U}.) / As Hallowed Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Bloodforged Battle-Axe [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of Bloodforged Battle-Axe. / Equip {2}
Dog_of_Myth: MAD COW yes
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RadicalAns: I did 12 of em
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strangelee: This axe does work
Terradana: avernir trigger for valencia
LRRbot: Skyknight Legionnaire [1RW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Flying, haste
SydPreviouslyHeadache: why is equipment such a fun card type
KingXicor: !card trial
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
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Wodar9: !card Avenir
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
Terradana: im helping
gizmofreak1: !card nog, relentless
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
RadicalAns: what's happening
KingXicor: !card trial error
HoodedBowman: !car trial//error
honeyhivebear: oh its the prepreralse again no can leave
le__mage__bc: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:48:55.
DarkNacht: !card trial // error
HoodedBowman: !card Trial
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
amative1: !card trial
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
SmashTCG: "Im trying my best here" aggro deck outmatched by large Things
randomino5: !card trial error
LRRbot: Trial // Error | Trial [WU] | Instant | Return all creatures blocking or blocked by target creature to their owner's hand. // Error [UB] | Instant | Counter target multicolored spell.
amative1: !card Trial Error
LRRbot: Trial // Error | Trial [WU] | Instant | Return all creatures blocking or blocked by target creature to their owner's hand. // Error [UB] | Instant | Counter target multicolored spell.
Baldrash: Is this still the first game?
EJGRgunner: I blame the fact that no one is playing black on this. One Slimefoot would have ended this game an hour ago.
amative1: 2nd game
honeyhivebear: no
MaddogM: last to mill wins
LRRbot: Vow of Wildness [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3, has trample, and can't attack you or a planeswalker you control.
EJGRgunner: wait... strike that first sentence and reverse
RadicalAns: I have often thought playing group hug would speed up games but I have found that if people have more resources the game today slower
Lettuce_Toast: My god this board state
LRRbot: Render Silent [WUU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Its controller can't cast spells this turn.
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun now i can not stop thinking about a story where Molander sacrifices himself to summon Veto-garsi, Nog falles fighting lazotep Zombies avenging MKolander, Avenir adopts Valencia, and Enor Snorts Ravnica Coke to cast a bored-wipe
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Shh
jrhwhite: Gettem Cam!
niccus: oh neat it's an UWU spell
Terradana: !card avenir
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
Earthenone: render silent should cut the mic until end of turn too :P
Dog_of_Myth: That board state is a typical commander game.
NickTheDM: @snowewolf You should write it out, I'd read that
EJGRgunner: Overrun, berserk
RadicalAns: This feels like a game with a group hug deck in the mix
NickTheDM: I'm pretty sure that Ben and Serge also both have board wipes in hand unless they discarded them at some point
Adamantcheese: hold on, how the butts is everyone above their usual life total? this never happens!
mariammistressofmanifolds: cam can't use the clues just for mana, right?
Earthenone: ian isent, too be fair
Garbonzo42: that's not how inspiring statuary works?
Lettuce_Toast: Ian's down 5 at least
Earthenone: also because all 4 decks are white
mariammistressofmanifolds: that's not how improvise works?
ushiikun: That doesn't work, does it? Inspiring statuary gives spells convoke, right?
kanimaras: You know it's a good game when it's like "is this your turn or my turn?"
KingXicor: Yeah, all the land and card draw tends to have the effect of slowing everything down, contrary to intuition.
ushiikun: not convoke, the other one, for artifacts
DarkShadows59: !inspiring statue
Earthenone: no its improvise, aka convoke for artifacts
Terradana: !card inspiring statuary
LRRbot: Inspiring Statuary [3] | Artifact | Nonartifact spells you cast have improvise. (Your artifacts can help cast those spells. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.)
le__mage__bc: It's Saturday 11th 5 AM in France and I don't even care if this board state is gonna prolong the game beacause you guys are Worth IT !
Adamantcheese: 5 down with 14 commander damage, yeah, but that still means he was at 9 above at one point
EJGRgunner: @ushiikun it gives them improvise
NickTheDM: Uuuh, Righteous Authority? I think thats in his deck.
Bladinus: wraith that board! wraith that board!
DarkShadows59: !card inspiring statue
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
SmashTCG: "whatever i feel like"
snake12341: Heya everyone! hope everythings going ok
LRRbot: Mechanized Production [2UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact you control / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of enchanted artifact. Then if you control eight or more artifacts with the same name as one another, you win the game.
Terradana: !!!
NickTheDM: Oh. Yeah that would do it
snake12341: Question: How is everyone but Ian above starting life total?
Terradana: YEP THATD WORK
snowewolf: @NickTheDM i dont nhave the confidence, im only on chat now cos im drunk, also i have Dislexia making me spell like a 4 year old
RadicalAns: This is why my group hug deck wins with combo.
Earthenone: so cam wins next turn got it
GarQuithnik: Improvise doesnt let you do that
Lettuce_Toast: HAHAHA
ZuNy77: oh man go cam!
EJGRgunner: WOOOHOOO!
Juliamon: And awaaaay we go
le__mage__bc: ohoh !
jrhwhite: It's the only way to beat Red Ben!! Some of us need Protection!
SmashTCG: i LOVE protection
EJGRgunner: I LOVE that card!
niccus: avenir figured out how to do a prison break
snowcookies: wow
GravetideGhoul: NICE
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yes
kerbalized_: my baby! my favorite card!!!!
GravetideGhoul: I've always wanted a viable clue deck lmao
orionsrise1: lol Avinir just figured itout!
DarkShadows59: @LoadingReadyRun remove a Clue, he couldn't make the clue by improvise
ushiikun: so that's how a clue deck wins
ArcOfTheConclave: give my 8 clues and I will give you the city.
HoodedBowman: @garquithnik Improvise doesn't work how?
GarQuithnik: it doesnt tap to activate abilities
EJGRgunner: and it doesn't have to be the same artifact
GarQuithnik: its to pay for spells
HoodedBowman: Aahh
EJGRgunner: it can be a second copy of journal
UnknownGerm: notably, he doesn't have to enchant the thing that has 8 or more of the same name
LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate. (Create a colorless Clue artifact token with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
strangelee: It can be a journal, but it's legendary. One would die
LRRbot: Mechanized Production [2UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact you control / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of enchanted artifact. Then if you control eight or more artifacts with the same name as one another, you win the game.
HoodedBowman: @loadingreadyrun Improvise only works for casting non-artifacts not activating abilities.
EJGRgunner: it doesn't have to be on a clue
honeyhivebear: yay
smeemer: Cam's Blues Clues
honeyhivebear: go cam
ayirbudd: !card inspiring atatuary
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
ayirbudd: damnit
ushiikun: Col Mustard
SydPreviouslyHeadache: holy I didn't realize that, that it didn't have to be the one enchanted
Himyul: !subscribe cluefacts
Earthenone: Exebit Eh
HoodedBowman: !car inspiring statuary
Adamantcheese: xzibit 1?
honeyhivebear: go clues
methodia_chicken: he's rounding up the guild signatures
niccus: Enor would know what this clue is...
RagMan017: its named Blues
HoodedBowman: !card inspiring statuary
LRRbot: Inspiring Statuary [3] | Artifact | Nonartifact spells you cast have improvise. (Your artifacts can help cast those spells. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.)
smeemer: Blue, find us another clue!
ushiikun: Journal?
smeemer: Ftw!!!
Terradana: prowess trigger if it matters
EJGRgunner: like the journal
Earthenone: darksteel citidel is a good target :P
RadicalAns: best group hug move I ever did was fractured identity on my own font of mythos
SydPreviouslyHeadache: dang, i'm glad smothering tithe was not in the same standard with that card
SmashTCG: "clues do not have names or personalitys"
MolaMolaphant: ah yes, double the legendary artifact :D
Dog_of_Myth: Journal is legendary though
Jacobontherun1: Esper artifacts
jrhwhite: Doomsday Clock? :D
niccus: we have an alt wincon card with treasures in standard!
Bladinus: !unsuscribe clue facts
MaddogM: wonder how much artifact removal is in hand at the moment?
EJGRgunner: the decadence
kerbalized_: My favorite targets are thopters and sol ring
yourangclan: I mean tbf if it had shroud that wouldn't help
EJGRgunner: four cards!
niccus: !card revel in riches
LRRbot: Revel in Riches [4B] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, create a colorless Treasure artifact token with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color." / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control ten or more Treasures, you win the game.
Sharkfists: this card economy is as inflated as the vancouver housing market
Earthenone: Seize the means of production!
snirky: alternatively, "kill me and we are going home late"
rdiffee7: enchant a sol ring on turn 2 makes a lot of people hate you fast, turns out
EJGRgunner: The BEST target for Mechanized Production is Panharmonicon
SmashTCG: its simple, we Kill the Cameron
cbpickl: Are there vods of the crew playing Root? would love to watch that. amazing game
RockPusher: Ian. No!
yourangclan: oh good
kanimaras: happy mother's day almost
ushiikun: is Dovin Baan talking to Bolas in the flavor text of Mechanized Production?
honeyhivebear: almost there
Sharkfists: y i k e s
Earthenone: @cbpickl yup, they played it twice now
kerbalized_: @ejgrgunner ..... thats just disgusting holy crap
snowewolf: what is sophys choce?
LRRbot: Choice of Damnations [5B] | Sorcery — Arcane | Target opponent chooses a number. You may have that player lose that much life. If you don't, that player sacrifices all but that many permanents.
Terradana: 11.11 make a wish?
shadowypenguin: @LoadingReadyRun Ian make the Mechanized Production white and give the clue pro white
niccus: no, have that many permanents left
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Serge chooses the number
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: all but that many
Kykiwi: so just choose 1?
ushiikun: sac all BUT that many permanants
Wodar9: Sac DOWN to that number
EncanisMal3k: -all but- that many permanents
Earthenone: one damage
EJGRgunner: All BUT that many permanents.
Camail: all BUT
Ferisar: any opponent
kerbalized_: @ejgrgunner I need to sub to adam just so I can get the big brain remote. thats awesome
ndcazzy: so much life points
DarkShadows59: It's sacrifice all BUT that number of permanents
NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun YOu sac until you have that many permanents not sac that many permanents
Kykiwi: Oh sac donw?
Ferisar: oh, target
Dog_of_Myth: Love that card.
UnknownGerm: all BUT that many
Wicker_Knight: Serge chooses a number. then Ian decides if he loses that much life or sacrifices all but that many permanents
shadowypenguin: @LoadingReadyRun Ian you need 3 mana to make Cam not win
MaddogM: number saves that many pernaments
honeyhivebear: happy birthday someone somewhere
Field94: Serge picks a number, Ian has you take x life or protect x permanents
F1SHOR: OHHH all but that many....OHHHHH
Bugberry: Testuko Umezawa references this card in her flavor text.
SmashTCG: Keep up to one Permanent, Or lose tha tmuch life
ContingentCat: any number? -30
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH
yourangclan: Like 25?
Wicker_Knight: @ContingentCat have fun with an empty board
The_Ninjurai: No, Ian chooses lol
ArmadilloAL: @ContingentCat Good luck sacrificing down to -30 permanents.
yourangclan: Ian the nihilist
SmashTCG: Azorius Brothers
kaffeetrinken89: Azoribros before ...
NazakYuzak: sigh lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is a difficult card
yourangclan: He has to go with life though right
ravendrakex: counting land?
one_of_the_voice: oh serge...
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
F1SHOR: LOL im loving this stream
shadowypenguin: @LoadingReadyRun IAN EIGHT AND A HALF TAILS IT WILL KEEP CAM FROM WINNING
strangelee: lands are permanent
gnome_friend: sergeCounting
Lettuce_Toast: 6 mana 38 damage burn spell, nice
Wicker_Knight: no
thavleifrim: what a wird card
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what happens if that card gets copied?
mariammistressofmanifolds: no
one_of_the_voice: wow cam with the quick math
Wicker_Knight: it wasn't
ArmadilloAL: @LoadingReadyRun Let's just say that's the first time I've EVER seen that card cast, and I played this limited format.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: The mistake is asking whether a Kamigawa is good at all Kappa
DarkShadows59: Choose a new number
NickTheDM: Thank you Kathleen. I pride myself on my weird niche card knowledge.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Kidding ofc
Field94: Jitte says hi
mariammistressofmanifolds: choice of damnations is one of my top five favorite magic cards
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the number wouldn't be copied?
DarkShadows59: Since choosing the number is part of resolution
snowcookies: ha
Decaped: @shadowypenguin nice line
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok
Bugberry: cards that give choices are rarely good
Juliamon: It was in Kamigawa and it wasn't Yosei/Ryusei/Jitte/Top.
mariammistressofmanifolds: it's not a good card, but it is a fun card
yourangclan: Now you just Hidetsugu's 39th Rite
Mewr11: I feel like 34 or 35 was probably a better choice, but I'm not serge, he can live his life how he wants to
shadowypenguin: @LoadingReadyRun Ian can keep Cam from winning with 3 mana
rubydargon: It was worth it just for all that confusion
Ubiki: It’s better against people with lower health lol
amative1: shadowypenguin: please stop
Bugberry: Not every card is for Spikes.
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Adamantcheese: wait, if these aren't real cards, what are we playing with?
MadWolf1290: I like how I get back and the board state is even MORE crazy than the last game
LRRbot: The Unspeakable [6UUU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [6/7] | Flying, trample / Whenever The Unspeakable deals combat damage to a player, you may return target Arcane card from your graveyard to your hand.
Mewr11: @yourangclan don't you want Hidetsugu's 47th rite to kill the guy with an on-board wincon?
Earthenone: !card Wound Reflection
LRRbot: Wound Reflection [5B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses life equal to the life they lost this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.)
LRRbot: Choice of Damnations [5B] | Sorcery — Arcane | Target opponent chooses a number. You may have that player lose that much life. If you don't, that player sacrifices all but that many permanents.
shadowypenguin: yeah he doesn't have the mana open i'll stop
le__mage__bc: if it does 38 damage at 6CMC, it would do a little for than 6 damage if it was a 1CMC spell. So it would be twice as powerful as lightning bolt
kaffeetrinken89: Hello Darkness, my old friend.
kanimaras: another choice of damnation would be so choice right now
yourangclan: @juliamon you better respect Gifts Ungiven
Juliamon: Fair, fair.
rubydargon: The crab is just an anxiety card
kerbalized_: synergy!!.....?
yourangclan: @mewr11 it's not about winning. it was never about winning.
strangelee: Ian cast Rewind
Adamantcheese: ian's got a KINGDOM OF CARDS
gnome_friend: sergeCounting
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LRRbot: Chromeshell Crab [4U] | Creature — Crab Beast [3/3] | Morph {4}{U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.) / When Chromeshell Crab is turned face up, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls.
accountmadeforants: Kathleen, was there more to the really expensive tent?
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Terradana: crab! crab! crab! crab! crab!
kaffeetrinken89: Everybody has a kingdom of cards. ^^
Wicker_Knight: that's not a crab. that's a pile of spikes in a spike suuit
yourangclan: A kingdom of crabs!
Daircrow: !card molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
gnome_friend: Wurm sergeFriend
aesir_blade: Bylaw & Order question--- were there any other erroneous Vogosses the party could have gotten distracted by in your notes, Kathleen?
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun is Enor a good guy?
Baldrash: That sure is some Ron Spencer art.
LRRbot: Affa Guard Hound [2W] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.) / When Affa Guard Hound enters the battlefield, target creature gets +0/+3 until end of turn.
thraximore: paul don't make it self conscious D:
rubydargon: Enor is a good guy who likes mushrooms
Bladinus: clue!
Wicker_Knight: woof
kanimaras: bigger butt but
rubydargon: Probably
Diabore: gives a bigger butt butt
DarkMorford: PAUL
kaffeetrinken89: From the bones of trees and sleeves made of dinos.
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Terradana: PAUL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Armstrong11139: BOO
Baldrash: GDI PAUL
Lettuce_Toast: AAY
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Paul, Imma affa ask you to stop that.
jrhwhite: jrhwhiHatesIt
ArmadilloAL: I give that joke affa thumb up.
honeyhivebear: whos your favroite character
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yes!
Terradana: LUL
snowewolf: Clap Clap Paul
Himyul: !card nog
LRRbot: Found 15 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Wordeno: Is there a link to the custom cards?
ndcazzy: yay dad jokes
kerbalized_: lrrWOW
NathanJay_GA: youre the best, Paul! lrrHEART
Himyul: !card nog,
LRRbot: Found 15 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
SmashTCG: HOw dARE YOU
yourangclan: Okay but have you considered cease
Himyul: !card nog, relentless
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
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ThisCatHasSeenGod: I remember from somewhere that Rakdos also run restuarants. What would that even be?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Assemble the Legion is great.
ThisCatHasSeenGod: A steakhouse?
Daircrow: !card nog
Wordeno: !card Valencia, Good
ritchards: Oh, so he's Corey
SnowBuddy18: @ThisCatHasSeenGod basically all of them
Lettuce_Toast: So modern vampire
ThisCatHasSeenGod: With a great wine list?
Terradana: so hes a sterotypical vampire?
rubydargon: So Vogoss is a kind vampire
Dog_of_Myth: Won a commander game with Choice of Damnations with Wound Reflection on the battlefield.
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
yourangclan: That's such a good description
aesir_blade: !card vogoss
LRRbot: Vogos Sciv, Master Gardener [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
SmashTCG: he's Edward from twilight
Lettuce_Toast: A plump vampire
Sharkfists: something something Ian do the accent
kerbalized_: I imagined Idris Elba + Beckham
NickTheDM: God damnit @aesir_blade
rubydargon: there's a lot of agreement on vamp lol
LRRbot: Aurelia's Fury [XRW] | Instant | Aurelia's Fury deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of targets. Tap each creature dealt damage this way. Players dealt damage this way can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
rubydargon: 'whoever you think is the prettiest boy...' so Edgar Markov?
dangerous_safety: I was picturing a leaner chris hemsworth
deathrite_sharkman: showlove50 for cute Vogoss
togashinaruta: Isn't Kathleen's Head-Canon actual Canon ?
ContingentCat: I liked that exactly how he was hot was left pretty vague, so we could imagine our own most hot person
Terradana: prowess trigger on cams bois
LRRbot: Confirm Suspicions [3UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Investigate three times. (To investigate, create a colorless Clue artifact token with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
LRRbot: Order // Chaos | Order [3W] | Instant | Exile target attacking creature. // Chaos [2R] | Instant | Creatures can't block this turn.
ArmadilloAL: It's an eleven mana Counter target spell, draw three cards.
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom of your library.) / Draw a card.
yourangclan: I think I had a bit of Patrick Gill in my head for Vogos actually, now that I think about it
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
F1SHOR: go cam go
e_bloc: Cam can literally demonic tutor
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun i imagined Vogos as a very enfeminit man with long hear (Platenum blond) whers a shert but is sum how always a v-neck priest nipples and ears? (sorry for spelling)
itomeshi: Is he brainstorming defensively?
EJGRgunner: He could just use the Journal to tutor for a counterspell
NickTheDM: @yourangclan Interesting choice, I could see it though
Terradana: hes storming out!
yourangclan: Oh lawd he diggin
e_bloc: by tapping the journal
Terradana: hit the deck!
snowewolf: did cam Brainstorm Right ?
kerbalized_: dig faster!!
Wodar9: Use the book cam!
EJGRgunner: this seems sub optimal
kaffeetrinken89: but is cam still going to mechanized production?
Terradana: force of will
Wicker_Knight: So, Vogoss is basically this dude: https://tinyurl.com/yyj44keb
Wicker_Knight: ?
Wodar9: The book!
yourangclan: @snowewolf no such thing
kanimaras: we're drawing and drawing and drawing
e_bloc: I can't believe Cameron would forget about a book :(
Diabore: ok
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: ok
Twilight_Spark: IT IS NOT OKAY
Adamantcheese: 🆗
Bladinus: ok
gnome_friend: ok
thraximore: Cam, the book :(
Dog_of_Myth: OK
MolaMolaphant: that...seems like the end
yourangclan: O
Terradana: ok
one_of_the_voice: cheer1500
yourangclan: K
ArcOfTheConclave: lrrFINE ?
Runlikethew1nd: Is this still game 1
Adamantcheese: 👌
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WitherManX27: lrrFINE
amative1: ICE COLD
Earthenone: aww book would have saved him
honeyhivebear: ok
yourangclan: ICE COLD
Dog_of_Myth: ICE COLD!
EJGRgunner: Sac'ing three clues to use the journal would have worked
LRRbot: Deafening Clarion [1RW] | Sorcery | Choose one or both — / • Deafening Clarion deals 3 damage to each creature. / • Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.
kerbalized_: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
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Twilight_Spark: What is even going on?
NathanJay_GA: cam!
le__mage__bc: OMG BEN is gonna skyrocket himself !
Terradana: critroleBlowdart critroleBlowdart
Adamantcheese: IAN!
amative1: Only 17?
Frozendukie: still sac clues to tutor?
dangerous_safety: sergeGift sergeGift sergeGift sergeGift
Laserbeaks_Fury: !card 17 dicks
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
SnowBuddy18: holy crap
kanimaras: the razzle dazzle
Distrei: I come back to the stream to hear Cam say 17 dicks. I see things are going well.
RockPusher: sergeHolyMoly unarmeHmm
thraximore: hahahhahahhaahahaha
Earthenone: so ian is dead
Wodar9: Maybe you have a fog Cameron
UnknownGerm: in a row?
yourangclan: !findquote dicks
LRRbot: Quote #3218: "We haven't seen a dick yet!" —Ian [2016-08-15]
MadAran87: Was that a reference to Centauri anatomy, Cam? O.o
shadowypenguin: Ian also has a way to kill the enchantment on board
tehcrashxor: What was the Babylon 5 joke?
snowewolf: @yourangclan i brainstorm defensively
itsr67: ian with the mind games
kaffeetrinken89: the saying goes "better late than never", but sometimes that's not true. ^^
gnome_friend: !adviec
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: You passed it.
gnome_friend: Cam passed it
Earthenone: i really want serge to have the populate fog
yourangclan: Hey Cam have you tried going left?
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: 36
kanimaras: 36
erloas: fog
kanimaras: 27+9
wikisome: do the 4 new soldiers have haste?
PhorrestGaze: 36
skeletonman1100: soldiers are 4/4s
Terradana: 36
nick__senpai: dont those tokens have summoning sickness
ContingentCat: sergeCounting
NotShteve: soldiers are 4/4 for 36
nick__senpai: well 4 of em
Earthenone: tokens have haste
HoodedBowman: @wikisome They have Haste
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wikisome: @HoodedBowman cool thanks
HoodedBowman: !card assemble the legion
LRRbot: Assemble the Legion [3RW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on Assemble the Legion. Then create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token with haste for each muster counter on Assemble the Legion.
gizmofreak1: !card avenir, azorius inquisitive
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
aesir_blade: don't all ben's creatures have melee?
Blasteg: "a lot"
amative1: Enough, Serge... enough.
HoodedBowman: @wikisome No prob
yourangclan: @aesir_blade it's been accounted for
kanimaras: need to keep track of this for life gain :D
ArcOfTheConclave: Math is for blockers!
kaffeetrinken89: Well, Cam could still tutor for a counter to the combattrick
AttackCowboy: benjam40Yee lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR benjam40Haw
kaffeetrinken89: please remember
itsr67: comeuppance one time?
yourangclan: I will attack for... um. Yes?
kaffeetrinken89: oh, he has no mana. f...
yourangclan: Yes damage
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shadowypenguin: Well I guess Ian doesn't need to use the Eight and a Half tails to kill Cam's enchantment
Earthenone: cam tapped out sacing clues a tutor wont save him
LRRbot: Chant of Vitu-Ghazi [6WW] | Instant | Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) / Prevent all damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. You gain life equal to the damage prevented this way.
kanimaras: OH MY
Wodar9: YESSSS
MatthewDennisMTG: pogchamp
strangelee: Oh shit
Wicker_Knight: LUL
MatthewDennisMTG: PogChamp
kaffeetrinken89: YEAH!!!
ArcticAimee: lol
ArmadilloAL: Dealt *to creatures*
GoblinRanger: lol
m0nkeyrama: Hoooooly
Adamantcheese: LUL
snowcookies: Serge wow
NazakYuzak: LUL
Earthenone: you gain life equal to the damage
strangelee: HE GAINS SO MUCH LIFE
Loonatic93: Still have to figure out damage.
ZuNy77: holy shit serge
ArcticAimee: Yes!
LathosTiran: and life gain!!!
RockPusher: sergeMoly sergeMoly sergeMoly
ReydienOnline: oh, except Serge gains like how much life?
aesir_blade: Serge gains all the damage prevented
amative1: And Serge gains ALL the life
ArcOfTheConclave: serge gains the life!
Lettuce_Toast: THAT'S SO BAAAD
Wodar9: HAHAHHAHAHA
le__mage__bc: OMG Seeerrge
Wicker_Knight: in response I flip the table
ZaneReichley: LUL
RagMan017: Ben thwarted!
m0nkeyrama: That's so much life Serge just gains
ArmadilloAL: nvm, by creatures
TheWarbo: Serge gains 1 life for each damage prevented this way, huh?
MolaMolaphant: he gains the life oh dear lord
Terradana: GA9J 0JE P9FE F0R EACH DAMAGE PREVENTED
thraximore: nah its *by* creatures
ayirbudd: lmao a perfectly Mo thing to do
Baldrash: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
yourangclan: @armadilloal it says by not to
honeyhivebear: yessssss
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
e_bloc: this just in, Multipals has been cancelled.
Lettuce_Toast: THE GAME STEAL
F1SHOR: omg thats perfect
chaostreader: Serge gains all the life.
Terradana: wait wtf why did my keyboard do that
ArmadilloAL: Yep, I caught that already.
afk247365: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: It's only creatures and creatures can't block!!
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Yisssss
itomeshi: Holy cow
kaffeetrinken89: Chan of Vitu-Ghazi
kanimaras: such a good highlight
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH MY god
Evochron13: it's literally the CHANT of VITU-GHAZI
smeemer: nooice
phenexian: you deserve this ben. :P
Evochron13: tha'ts a FLAVOUR win
Kaprak: Count the life. Cam still can win regardless of the life game
kaffeetrinken89: Total flavour win
blackbearda380: F
Gekyouryuu: THINK.... of the tree
Relentless_Bread: smart players play fog
kerbalized_: holy SHIT
Wodar9: Gain zero life!
NickTheDM: benginRip
yourangclan: @dog_of_myth BY creatures
RockPusher: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
snowewolf: the unbridled rage of Ben and NOG
GoblinRanger: super flavor win
honeyhivebear: you deserve this
Elypants: sergeJustRight
Ubiki: Does nothing
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, missed that.
DarkShadows59: It's damage that would be dealt BY creatures, not TO creatures
Hunterprime: It does work though
axare123: sergeHolyMoly sergeFriend
honeyhivebear: go into to void
EncanisMal3k: RTC
SydPreviouslyHeadache: incredible
smeemer: as much as I wanna see cam win this, I think I wanna see serge win this even more now
yourangclan: Serge's life total goes to "enough"
ArcOfTheConclave: into the shadow realm
drfox17: HAIL MAT'SELESNYA
Bugberry: Vitu-Ghazi strikes again.
Ubiki: I read that wrong ton my tiny phone and was really confused
Earthenone: we all know the pain of knowing someone named mat
Himyul: 85
itsr67: dang was hoping for the 69
amative1: +85
F1SHOR: id love serge to play Aetherflux Reservoir now lol
Lettuce_Toast: Serge would have 124 life
ndcazzy: Serge Yager Shield Mage
strangelee: 85 before combat tricks
Terradana: cam that fast mental math wow
Himyul: +170
one_of_the_voice: 170
Earthenone: 209
GoblinRanger: 209
amative1: So he's at 209
Lettuce_Toast: 209
Earthenone: life so far
le__mage__bc: 209
methodia_chicken: I feel like Molander gets everyone to think of Vitu Gazi and stop fighting then avenir solves the mystery and everyone goes home exasperated is a very suitable ending
RockPusher: Serge full of vit!
smeemer: PLAY. OF. THE. GAME!!!!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Neat
Blasteg: holy moly
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Terradana: this is the bird thing all over again
kaffeetrinken89: Young Molander, so full of life.
NickTheDM: I legitimately forgot that was even in the deck. It was a random flavor include because of the name
itsr67: Serge now confirmed raid boss
yourangclan: Molander the Immortal
amative1: Molander is feeling SO rejuvenated
LRRbot: Woodvine Elemental [4GW] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | Trample / Parley — Whenever Woodvine Elemental attacks, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, attacking creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Then each player draws a card.
AlchPlaysGames: I kind of want to see these decks go up against a Horde or Commander Adventures deck now.
ndcazzy: aetherflux reservoir?
Bugberry: The Power of VItu-Ghazi!
Elypants: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
Terradana: Archenemy, Molander
mastershake29x: is cam still winning next turn or did we deal with that?
ProfessorMembrane: I don't get why Ben said "I would have done this", when the point of an "Instant" is that it acts on the board state
itomeshi: No Ben, you conceded!
Qalten: BeNaCl
RockPusher: sergeHeart benginHeart sergeHeart benginHeart
itomeshi: RQ > DQ
Earthenone: ca, still has check
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m0nkeyrama: sergeFuse benginFuse sergeFuse benginFuse
smeemer: @mastershake29x Serge says he can deal with it
LRRbot: Overwhelm [5GG] | Sorcery | Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) / Creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn.
TLBlitz: Blockers would have also gained Serge life
HoodedBowman: !donate
smeemer: @mastershake29x we'll see
NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun Whoever is on tech, could you apologize to Ben for me?
shadowypenguin: @mastershake29x Cam is still winning because Ian hasn't read Eight and a Half tails
kaffeetrinken89: Ben also needs blockers to survive.
HoodedBowman: was hoping that would work.
LRRbot: Archangel of Strife [5WW] | Creature — Angel [6/6] | Flying / As Archangel of Strife enters the battlefield, each player chooses war or peace. / Creatures controlled by players who chose war get +3/+0. / Creatures controlled by players who chose peace get +0/+3.
Badchop: If Ben doesn't spite-block all Serge's creatures here, I'll be sad
MxPlumbean: Hi frien... 2 0 9 ???
LoadingReadyRun: NickTheDM he knows :P
Lettuce_Toast: Molander chooses war
itsr67: very non flavor molander
snowcookies: I choose war
LathosTiran: @ProfessorMembrane and serge as a kindness played the fog non-optimaly. he would have waited for ben to do all his combat tricks first
yourangclan: What's the total amount that Serge's life total has changed this game?
yourangclan: like 300?
kaffeetrinken89: Ultimate flavour win into ultimate flavour fail.
one_of_the_voice: I hope that clip makes it into the next highlight reel
le__mage__bc: non flavor molander is bad molander
LathosTiran: molander, stop "helping" Nog!
aesir_blade: cam has the tamiyo thingy still? can he tutor up another fog
Wodar9: I cannot wait for Cameron to reveal he also has a fog
snowewolf: serge, "so what can you do against so reckless hate " (FOG)
mastershake29x: poor ben
niccus: cam's out of mana
Earthenone: @aesir_blade he tapped out trying to draw an answer
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that fog was so thick Ben is going to be blind for days
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smeemer: lol
kaffeetrinken89: Flavor. English is hard...
NickTheDM: Wow, I laughed so hard from this I have a headache now.
starwarsthx1138: I feel like IAN is plotting something
snowewolf: ben you live here now
ProfessorMembrane: Molander *does* know how to hit hard... He doesn't *like* to.
TheMicah21: BEN block him for Cam and Cam wins next turn!!!
Lettuce_Toast: @kaffeetrinken89 As far as i'm concerned flavour is the correct spelling
Kaprak: You might have a turnabout effect, but yeah losing 3 clues hurts
smeemer: @kaffeetrinken89 I think in the UK it's actually spelled "flavour"
ArcticAimee: Looks like Ian might be figuring out how he stop it.
smeemer: I think
loudestmute: When did Molander get so thicc?
InXplotch: I feel like amongst board oriented decks, the gw deck might have a bit too much of an advantage
kaffeetrinken89: I spelled it very wrong earlier.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Is Serge attacking with a summoning sick creature?
cdranobm: Parlay for your treefolk
that_guy_that_laughs: sorry 209 wtf
NickTheDM: @InXplotch Yeah I get that vibe too.
EJGRgunner: He can lose 2. He gets 2 on upkeep before the effect resolves
niccus: archangel also adds a clue right
Tzeeeeentch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:18:33.
InXplotch: you shoulda put in more wipes in the control decks
Wodar9: HAHHAHA
F1SHOR: good catch paul
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HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Did Serge cast the Woodvine Elemental this turn?
Earthenone: you cant reasign once you know outcome
Lettuce_Toast: serge's deck starts insane and ends insane
strangelee: Where's settle the wreckage when you need it
smeemer: c'mon serge! get it together!
e_bloc: Cameron: "Finally the sweet release of death"
seth_erickson: Math
smeemer: @strangelee that would be sick
Adamantcheese: armageddon?
ZeroArcana: Molander has a BIG family
Kaprak: God I wish ben had a fog here
fritobandeeto: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
loudestmute: "I get to die!" Cameron once again charging headlong into death's sweet embrace.
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Ian tesssss
LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
Layz1992: overrun tramples right?
DarkNacht: Ian fogs
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yourangclan: Beef Within
seth_erickson: it does but he did not cast overrun
that_guy_that_laughs: soooooooooooooooooooooo concede
ArmadilloAL: @Layz1992 Overwhelm does not.
gizmofreak1: !card molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
Layz1992: ah thought he said overrun
strangelee: Serge can still die to Commander damage
Lettuce_Toast: We had two epic near wins this game
e_bloc: Cameron got too close to the truth and got whacked
kaffeetrinken89: "Just another quick game." ^^
Bladinus: and 209 life
snowewolf: when a game goes long and you need to pee
methodia_chicken: apparently Nog and Molander are better at assembling terrifying armies than bolas
Earthenone: untap. upkeep, molander
yourangclan: btw does Serge have Kitchen Finks?
one_of_the_voice: @e_bloc Cam didn't get as busted as Mulder though...
Mr_Dirty: Think of the tree
Earthenone: kitchen finks is legal in the deck, so no
amative1: Can we get a new Scrub Phases shirt?
ndcazzy: commander damage!
Gekyouryuu: Avenir was jumped from behind while staring REALLY hard at a wall covered in pictures and strngs
SnowBuddy18: untap, upkeep, Molan-draw
ProfessorMembrane: I can't believe we didn't hear "Here Come Da Judge!"
WitherManX27: !molander, vitu-ghazi's embrace
Gekyouryuu: strings*
LRRbot: Final Judgment [4WW] | Sorcery | Exile all creatures.
Nogrid: judge!
Adamantcheese: YES
Terradana: WOAH
smeemer: cmon ben! spoiling the fun! we're voting for the underdog!
Terradana: YES
Terradana: YESSSS
Wodar9: HHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
kanimaras: that's.. illegal?...
thraximore: HAHAHAHA
smeemer: yessssssss!!!!!!!!!
EJGRgunner: Move to cheat step
Adamantcheese: YESSSS
Lettuce_Toast: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
NickTheDM: @InXplotch YOu're welcome
Adamantcheese: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Lady_Meh: YESSSS
thraximore: cam can just leave lmao
ProfessorMembrane: !!!!
RockPusher: Ian. No!
methodia_chicken: hahahaha
snowewolf: lol
ZuNy77: AHAHAHAAH
NazakYuzak: ian please
Mr_Dirty: yes
kaffeetrinken89: Oh, god. ^^
ProfessorMembrane: WOW
Terradana: HOLY SHIT
snowcookies: you monster
Earthenone: okBYEEEEEEEEEEE
le__mage__bc: YEEESSS
Bugberry: The Judgement is Final!
Baldrash: IAN YOU BEAUTIFUL MONSTER
hidingbox: Can the DM overrule?
Hunterprime: You monster
e_bloc: cheer100 yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ReydienOnline: Enor is the real villian
A_Gideon: hammyCRIES
ZuNy77: cam you can go home
Kaprak: Cam can go home
F1SHOR: yes ian yes
strangelee: Cam, just leave
ZeroArcana: IAN YAS
kanimaras: CAM you're free! Run!!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ian confirmed monster
Mewr11: And with that, I'm heading to bed
Badchop: Ian Horner cordially invites you to eat it
smeemer: Oh my god yes!!
Terradana: JUDGE!!!
wikisome: chaotic evil at its best
snowcookies: who is the monster who made these decks!
itomeshi: Some men just want to watch the world burn.
JaymicUnyielding: THIS IS WHAT I ENTER TO
smeemer: Cameron wins!!!!!!!!
Fluffy776: Ian, the true monster
kerbalized_: muahahahahahahhaha
mechmagic: tomScream
kaffeetrinken89: Enor is really black. ^^
ndcazzy: Cam just gets up and goes home!
Professor_Rakor: Everyone loses when we play ianlander! muahahahahaha!
EmoMcHipster: ENOR extends the party!
Twilight_Spark: Chat is the real winner here.
JaymicUnyielding: WHY
smeemer: Cameron go home, you won!!!!
m0nkeyrama: Oh myyy
one_of_the_voice: I love you Ian
thraximore: O-Kagachi looks like he's enjoying their suffering :)
WitherManX27: lrrHERE
snowewolf: only camran is free
RockPusher: sergeFall tiltyhEXTREME
Nogrid: ben can get in with commander damage
accountmadeforants: ian wins by making everyone lose everything
Indiexxx: benginDab
yourangclan: Archianamy time
InXplotch: hm
NickTheDM: And people keep asking me why Enor has black in his color identity.
honeyhivebear: never leave
Lightningbro: I'm sorry. It's Enor's character to mess up everything.
Terradana: Thats so in character for enor
Armstrong11139: !card enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
frunkyman: how long has cam just been sitting there i need to know
niccus: enor's not stuck in the prison. ya'll stuck with him
Dog_of_Myth: Such an esper thing to do Ian.
LRRbot: The Unspeakable [6UUU] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [6/7] | Flying, trample / Whenever The Unspeakable deals combat damage to a player, you may return target Arcane card from your graveyard to your hand.
ArmadilloAL: Enor reveals his lrrDARK heart
ProfessorMembrane: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:23:19.
smeemer: Cameron go home!!! You won!!!
loudestmute: Avenir suffered a profuse nosebleed at having to explain to his boss's nephew what his job entails, since "he'll be your manager next week."
yourangclan: Fight for ever! *clap clap clap clap clap*
Kaprak: Cam wins!
ndcazzy: cam should get 1 life and a full grip!
gizmofreak1: !card enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
thraximore: Wait when did Serge get... all of the life?
that_guy_that_laughs: cam winsss
EJGRgunner: I would just remind the room, rule 104.3a reads that a player may concede at any time... FOR ANY REASON
DarkNacht: !card enor, hed
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
seth_erickson: When he fogged Ben's combat step
le__mage__bc: @LoadingReadyRun Guys I love you but I hate you. I live in France so the stream began at 2 AM and now it's 5:40 AM. But you all make this WORTH IT !!
NickTheDM: @thraximore He Chant of the Vitu-Ghazi'd an Alpha Strike
chaostreader: @thraximore Bens last turn. He fogged for life.
mastershake29x: @thraximore a fog that lifegained for 170
thraximore: Ahhhh gotcha
LRRbot: Legion Warboss [2R] | Creature — Goblin Soldier [2/2] | Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) / At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. That token gains haste until end of turn and attacks this combat if able.
methodia_chicken: cam wins the secret bonus prize of getting to go home whenever he wants
F1SHOR: the alt wincon - the fog - now the wipe -i love this game
ArmadilloAL: @thraximore Turns out his deck had a card that reads "Fog. Gain 170 life." for the low low cost of 8 mana-convoke.
Martin_FcG: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:24:23.
Adamantcheese: #blameEnor
DarkMorford: #BlameEnor
yourangclan: So is this where Archianemy happens?
Kaprak: Hey, blame Molander too
Terradana: #blameenore
deathrite_sharkman: 5:4ß, same here inn Germany
Ba_Dum_Tish: blame Enor
yourangclan: Or would it be Archenormy?
kaffeetrinken89: I am also in europe and it's only 5:39.
Lettuce_Toast: 3 absolute tableflips so far
Godswrath__: what are you guys playing? I dont recognize any of these cards
kerbalized_: PowerUpL lrrSPOOP PowerUpR
le__mage__bc: #BlameEnor
Field94: Rule 104.3a_FNPF: Draw, everyone decided friendship was more important and went home.
Fluffy776: Is "Blame Enor" in advice?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah this is maximum entertainment value
Earthenone: rule 104.3a is enor's wincon right?
LRRbot: Truefire Captain [RRWW] | Creature — Human Knight [4/3] | Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.) / Whenever Truefire Captain is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target player.
mastershake29x: @Godswrath__ this is commander, which uses cards from the history of magic (26 years)
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun 4:40 in wa;
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm so sorry for you guys and I hope you all get to eat dinner
strangelee: So I remember the last quick game on Friday Nights. Oddly enough, one of the players also got stupid high life gain
niccus: enor's visitation hours end when this game ends, so ideally this doesn't end
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frunkyman: @armadilloal you remember what card was this? kinda wanna slot it in to some of my decks :)
yourangclan: Ian plays lantern of insight and codex shredders
kanimaras: dear god
Terradana: 208 turn clock!
Godswrath__: right, but what are the commanders?
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | ({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) / As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
ArmadilloAL: !card chant of vitu
LRRbot: Chant of Vitu-Ghazi [6WW] | Instant | Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) / Prevent all damage that would be dealt by creatures this turn. You gain life equal to the damage prevented this way.
sirklackles: in god's name is going on?
LRRbot: Vogos Sciv, Master Gardener [3GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
mastershake29x: @Godswrath__ the commanders are custom cards based on the bylaw & order dice friends campaign
snowewolf: @LoadingReadyRun 4:40 in wales and i still need to pee dame you
ArmadilloAL: @frunkyman
Godswrath__: gotcha
amative1: Rule 2309/76-19
Terradana: ooh hes cute
Earthenone: yay game lasted long enough for a stupid sexy elf
mastershake29x: @Godswrath__ as is that one
dangerous_safety: "Legion Warboss makes a friend" is my favorite childrens book
TheWarbo: that flavor text
LRRbot: Dawnbreak Reclaimer [4WW] | Creature — Angel [5/5] | Flying / At the beginning of your end step, choose a creature card in an opponent's graveyard, then that player chooses a creature card in your graveyard. You may return those cards to the battlefield under their owners' control.
frunkyman: @armadilloal thanks dude
yourangclan: Serge can't keep up with this kind of aggression lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Spurnmage Advocate [W] | Creature — Human Nomad [1/1] | {T}: Return two target cards from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. Destroy target attacking creature.
lazemby: oh nooo
lazemby: Ian :(
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smeemer: I've got $10 on Ian pulling out the win. I'm all about the underdog.
LRRbot: Temple Bell [3] | Artifact | {T}: Each player draws a card.
le__mage__bc: !uptime
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LRRbot: Root-Kin Ally [4GG] | Creature — Elemental Warrior [3/3] | Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) / Tap two untapped creatures you control: Root-Kin Ally gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
lazemby: he messed up his graveyard
e_bloc: Ian is very turned on
NickTheDM: Ok yeah, Vogos is a very different kind of cute than I expected but its works for him
F1SHOR: i mean it will take both ian and ben to kill serge in the next 20min
thedracogenius1234: yote
ArmadilloAL: Who do I have to complain to at Wizards to get the Ally creature type on that?
DarkNacht: Surge has 207 life they should probably attack him
starwarsthx1138: I'm so confused... Serge is just spewing Magic terms at this point
NickTheDM: @F1SHOR Commander damage is a thing...but yeah probably
LRRbot: Boros Battleshaper [5RW] | Creature — Minotaur Soldier [5/5] | At the beginning of each combat, up to one target creature attacks or blocks this combat if able and up to one target creature can't attack or block this combat.
LathosTiran: close up art of vogos ^
GoblinRanger: I heard that as root canal ly
kaffeetrinken89: Ian is going for a win by attrition.
rubydargon: Jokes on your I planned on staying up until 2am anyway
F1SHOR: @NickTheDM ohh yes that exists lol i always forget
LRRbot: Vitu-Ghazi Guildmage [GW] | Creature — Dryad Shaman [2/2] | {4}{G}{W}: Create a 3/3 green Centaur creature token. / {2}{G}{W}: Populate. (Create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)
Ba_Dum_Tish: Is Mo still considered an ally to the party at this point
le__mage__bc: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:42 PM
smeemer: Ian, bless us with another boardwipe!
Daircrow: Why is Ian doing everything wrong
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Molander feels less like a hugger now and more like some rich mafia boss giving out gifts to his underlings.
Diabore: also this is end step
EJGRgunner: also, the return happens at endstep
ArmadilloAL: Dawnbreak is an "end of turn" trigger, which is well after combat.
Kumakaori: hah, nice paul
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LathosTiran: that sounds like a round of Fluxx
kaffeetrinken89: I am going to migrate to canada to watch LRR at non awful times.
Earthenone: they return slow
ndcazzy: Sleep and Dinner are for the weak...
EJGRgunner: lrrGOAT there
le__mage__bc: @kaffeetrinken89 same
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Mash R1.
amative1: This is like a game of Munchkin...
ProfessorMembrane: "I play Reverse and Get Out of Jail"
NickTheDM: @kaffeetrinken89 Make sure you pick the right part of canada. It's a big place
sirklackles: is there a list of cards they made?
LRRbot: Ascended Lawmage [2WU] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [3/2] | Flying / Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
rubydargon: Yes Kathleen that is a quote from you
LRRbot: Gonti, Lord of Luxury [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / When Gonti, Lord of Luxury enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may look at and cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell.
Earthenone: 3 card gonti
rubydargon: I very vividly remember that Vogos quite
Gekyouryuu: Cam's Kappa
rubydargon: quote
yourangclan: This crossed over into Viking Secret Wildcard territory some time ago
EJGRgunner: waitaminute. how is Ian playing Black?
seth_erickson: Gonti is my favourite Kaladesh card.
gnome_friend: !findquote handsome
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Godswrath__: how is ian playing black? isnt his commander only white blue?
amative1: sirklackles: we /do/ have data for each card that was made (5 commanders, 4 other cards). It will be published after the event
yourangclan: @ejgrgunner Activated ability on Enor
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Enor has a black activated ability
snowcookies: Ian's commander has a black trigger ability
yourangclan: !card enor
LRRbot: Found 9 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
NickTheDM: !card Enor lawmage
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
EJGRgunner: oh ok
Godswrath__: gotcha
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I remember helm of the hosting Gonti, i'm a monster
Earthenone: enor has a black activated ability, which contributes to color identity
Bladinus: @EJGRgunner his commander has a black activated ability
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LRRbot: Kaho, Minamo Historian [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | When Kaho, Minamo Historian enters the battlefield, search your library for up to three instant cards and exile them. Then shuffle your library. / {X}, {T}: You may cast a card with converted mana cost X exiled with Kaho without paying its mana cost.
smeemer: so, I mean I guess serge could lose to commander damage, but even that would take awhile
snowewolf: How many Camerons does it take to tech a chip cemestry ?
le__mage__bc: @EJGRgunner @Godswrath__ his commander is Esper in identity because he has a black activated ability
WitherManX27: Gonti's text box is getting into YuGiOh territory with all those words.
Banrael: cheer100
Godswrath__: thanks
yourangclan: @sydpreviouslyheadache That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard
Bigmike504: what is going on!!!
ProfessorMembrane: Why get rid of your own three instants?
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Banrael: Just got here and see that Serge has a reasonable health advantage. But it's not a #TeamOrder number..
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: @ProfessorMembrane The card lets you cast them later.
ArmadilloAL: @WitherManX27 Having been playing since the days of !card Balduvian Shaman, Gonti is nothing.
ushiikun: High risk, high reward, you can cast them with the creature
kaffeetrinken89: @snowewolf One. I don't understand your joke, but have full confidence in Cam.
ArmadilloAL: Or how about Ice Cauldron?
ProfessorMembrane: Ah, duh. @HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable ty
itomeshi: Why not both?
DarkMorford: Paul plz
LRRbot: Kitsune Blademaster [2W] | Creature — Fox Samurai [2/2] | First strike / Bushido 1 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
seth_erickson: Multipals truly is over
snowcookies: Friendship, Kevin Owens edition
mastershake29x: paul with the important questions
kaffeetrinken89: "Too late in terms of friendship." is a good quote. ^^
LRRbot: Hinder [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put that card on the top or bottom of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
LRRbot: Azorius Charm [WU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn. / • Draw a card. / • Put target attacking or blocking creature on top of its owner's library.
LRRbot: Azorius Ploy [1WWU] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage target creature would deal this turn. / Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Politicallycorrekt: The Foxy man
ArcticAimee: @SydPreviouslyHeadache A friend of mine cast Rite of replication on my Gonti. I lost.
ArcOfTheConclave: it's a bad fog
NickTheDM: Its a weird combat trick not a fog. I'm like...90% sure thats the only fog
MintChocDoublin: can i wish serge a happy mother's day if i consider him to be fastbonds mother?
Kaprak: @LoadingReadyRun I just realized Ian has a ton of Kamigawa cards because it's the Japanese themed set.
Ubiki: Cards are exiled face up unless otherwise specified
yourangclan: Move to Wombat step
NickTheDM: @Kaprak Well spotted.
methodia_chicken: Kathleen what colors would a 6th district chamber of commerce commander deck be?
snowewolf: @kaffeetrinken89 i think cam majored in Cemistry but chips are stupid , im i wrong in whatr hen majored in>
kaffeetrinken89: Still don't get the joke. :P ^^
Earthenone: nog nog noggin on heavens door
LRRbot: Hero of Precinct One [1W] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/2] | Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
Kaprak: @NickTheDM I had forgotten your name and wanted to call ya out too. I was like. Kaho? Bushido? Why is that on oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
kaffeetrinken89: Babel-Axe? Is it only for towers?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: babel axe, cards lose all text
Earthenone: babel axe would be quite usefull for axing questions
snowewolf: what time is in in canadiea ? its 4:50 Wales
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:49 PM
amative1: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 8:49 PM
yourangclan: @snowewolf He definitely has a chem degree, I think he also has something like English literature?
le__mage__bc: Speaking of non colored cards, do you think cards that require colorless (not generic) mana should be exclusive to Eldrazi ?
F1SHOR: Fog 2 comeon :P
TheAquaSwan: @snowewolf wooo wales!
sirklackles: i suppose I will wait until vod to watch this lol
dangerous_safety: between 9 pm and 1:30 am @snowewolf Canada is big
korbl: Just got on- so are the commanders the characters they played in Bylaw and Order?
LRRbot: Onward // Victory | Onward [2R] | Instant | Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. // Victory [2W] | Sorcery | Aftermath / Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
le__mage__bc: @korbl yes
amative1: korbl yes
korbl: ooh sweet
snowewolf: @TheAquaSwan we have best flag
amative1: !card Avenir azor
LRRbot: Avenir, Azorius Inquisitive [3WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/1] | Prowess / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, investigate.
amative1: !card Enor law
LRRbot: Enor, Hedonist Lawmage [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | {T}: Tap target nonland permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. / {2}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.
amative1: !card Molander
LRRbot: Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/2] | At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, that player and you each choose one— / • Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature other than Molander, Vitu-Ghazi's Embrace. / • Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. / • Gain 3 life.
smeemer: Noooooooo!
NazakYuzak: Justice!
qsb2000: What is the pen sitting in front of Cameron?
LRRbot: Frontline Medic [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/3] | Battalion — Whenever Frontline Medic and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / Sacrifice Frontline Medic: Counter target spell with {X} in its mana cost unless its controller pays {3}.
amative1: !card Nog relent
LRRbot: Nog, Relentless [1RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Knight [2/2] | Partner with Valencia, Goodest Doggo. / Battalion — Whenever Nog and at least two other creatures attack, Nog gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn
NickTheDM: The Azorius is fallen! Cry Havoc in the streets!
F1SHOR: 8 vs 207 go ben!
amative1: !card valencia
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
smeemer: c'mon ben, lets go
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield tapped. / When Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Kaprak: Top 10 Anime comebacks incoming?
NickTheDM: @LoadingReadyRun Could we get Ian to pull out Franka for us?
yourangclan: The bureaucrats are gone! Revolution time!
le__mage__bc: Bens only hope is to go for commander damage
snowcookies: Go Serge!
snowewolf: @dangerous_safety that is a ridicules time differents i not know that thanks
Garbonzo42: ben gets axe?
LoadingReadyRun: NickTheDM we will
LRRbot: Regna's Sanction [3W] | Sorcery | For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend puts a +1/+1 counter on each creature they control. Each foe chooses one untapped creature they control, then taps the rest.
kanimaras: 9 is not 0. 207 is a heckin lot though
smeemer: Ben we're looking for a Phyrexian Unlife here
yourangclan: Sanctul
LRRbot: Overrun [2GGG] | Sorcery | Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
one_of_the_voice: Ben gets to choose too
korbl: Thank you, @amative1
LRRbot: Intimidation Bolt [1RW] | Instant | Intimidation Bolt deals 3 damage to target creature. Other creatures can't attack this turn.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Gotta say, love the coliseum theme of all the Battlebond artwork.
Wodar9: FOG
one_of_the_voice: nevm for each player, read that wrong
Lettuce_Toast: This is when ben pulls a fog
Kaprak: FOG baybee
niccus: can you bolt your own creature?
hidingbox: got him
snake12341: Ben the battle shaper!
le__mage__bc: STHAP WITH FOGS
snowewolf: @yourangclan i did not know he had a English lit degree, but he is a good writer
InXplotch: shoulda bolted earlier
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Yeah @niccus
rubydargon: Ben found a fog
ArmadilloAL: +3/+3 and a +1/+1 counter, Serge. Not just +4/+4,
kalateth: lightning fog
ProfessorMembrane: Nog++ Ben++ surprise fog
F1SHOR: but wheres your 200 life ben :P
smeemer: knock knock open up the door, ITS FOG
ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun Serge gets back that exiled card from Ian
m0nkeyrama: LUL pseudo fog
deathrite_sharkman: could bolt your own
rubydargon: Noganoganog and his fogafogafog
snowewolf: Ben "ha ha i also have a fog " serge "........"
Earthenone: three axe nog
smeemer: ,Platinum Angel
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Wait, why didn't Serge at least attack this that one creature?
le__mage__bc: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:39:46.
PiGuy2000: I believe in you Cam!
DarkNacht: Ben can double strike
ProfessorMembrane: I believe in love!
m0nkeyrama: Regna's sanctions gives +1/+1 counters, right?
ArmadilloAL: Serge's creatures should have a +1/+1 counter from Regna's Sanction.
yourangclan: *echoes of Bittersweet Symphony*
chaostreader: @hovermyrisbarelyplayable He didn’t want to?
NickTheDM: @HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable Ben had a blocker that would kill it.
Tiber727: I believe in Adam!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't care who wins, these games have been incredible
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Ah, gotcha.
thundervoice_1: I believe in Valencia
DarkNacht: !divine intervention
kaffeetrinken89: I believe a huge nuber of people should get some sleep. ^^
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I thought maybe the trample damage might have been enough, but I guess not.
Relentless_Bread: I say Cam has them just where he wants them
Kaprak: Cam won 20 minutes ago, everything from here is just a fugue caused by him solving a mystery
ndcazzy: I believe in Kathleen!
rubydargon: Franka?
DarkNacht: !card divine intervention
LRRbot: Divine Intervention [6WW] | Enchantment | Divine Intervention enters the battlefield with two intervention counters on it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an intervention counter from Divine Intervention. / When you remove the last intervention counter from Divine Intervention, the game is a draw.
TheWarbo: it was already mentioned in chat
mariammistressofmanifolds: is it new reporter lady?
Earthenone: im going to guess the punk teenage
ProfessorMembrane: The tent vendor
aesir_blade: !card franka
LRRbot: Franka Dobrec, Ace Reporter [BU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/1] | Whenever you draw a card, if it's not your draw step, surveil 1.
ritchards: The Vogoss he got the drugs from
rubydargon: Pretty sure it's the reporter lol
Kaprak: The creator kinda spolied it
LRRbot: Blaze Commando [3RW] | Creature — Minotaur Soldier [5/3] | Whenever an instant or sorcery spell you control deals damage, create two 1/1 red and white Soldier creature tokens with haste.
Blasteg: who made these decks?
NickTheDM: I did
le__mage__bc: I think Franka was confirmed by @NickTheDM
snowewolf: if Ben can pump Nog he can kill serge with commander damage
rubydargon: it was
NickTheDM: Yeah I confirmed it when Ian died. Sorry.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah, w hat was up with the tent vendor and were they relevent?
ProfessorMembrane: This is a commando who wakes and bakes every morning. Smells like victory.
deathrite_sharkman: bllllllllazed commmando would have to be a 4/20 though
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i feel like tent vendor was actually answered in the post game chat, i just forgot
NickTheDM: This is a weirdly close game given the life disparity.
ArmadilloAL: !card doggo
LRRbot: Valencia, Goodest Doggo [1W] | Legendary Creature — Hound [1/3] | Partner with Nog, Relentless. / Soulbond / When Valencia and the creature it is paired with both attack, both creatures gain indestructible until end of turn.
TheSoftestBunny: hi I just got in and...I'm sorry?? 207??
rubydargon: massive lifelink steal
PiGuy2000: Blaze commando is there to get all the hip new teens to join the Boros legion
CaptainSpam: Ian and Cam are almost done with the unsleeve step and are about to move to nacho step...
amative1: Ben tried attacking for like 140 damage, and Serge fogged
snowewolf: i just realised that the night sky is blue, insted of black..........shit its dawn
ArmadilloAL: @TheSoftestBunny Serge had a "Prevent all combat damage and gain that much life" on a Ben attack for 170.
amative1: and gained the 140 instead
chaostreader: @thesoftestbunny It’s not that strange in Commander
rubydargon: @CaptainSpam yes i like these steps
amative1: *170
smeemer: @CaptainSpam lol, using that at my next edh game
Lettuce_Toast: Nacho step is my favourite step
m0nkeyrama: Commander damage is one of the best answers to lifegain in commander
Decaped: !card selesnya guildmage
LRRbot: Selesnya Guildmage [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Elf Wizard [2/2] | {3}{G}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / {3}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
ArmadilloAL: The catch is that it costs eight mana (with Convoke).
deathrite_sharkman: or combo win
e_bloc: it's a sorcery
MolaMolaphant: four axes?
TheSoftestBunny: omg
snowewolf: i love serge but i want ben to win
Agu_Sakku: make 4 axes right?
Earthenone: each axe makes 2 axes
snake12341: Ben you make 4 axes
smeemer: pretty sure four axes
hidingbox: BELOW 200!
64m3_0v3r: just arrived....how is it that serge is at 200?!?!?
Adamantcheese: card kingdom branded sleeves? nice
le__mage__bc: 4 axes
Lettuce_Toast: $ axess
LRRbot: Resolute Watchdog [W] | Creature — Hound [1/3] | Defender / {1}, Sacrifice Resolute Watchdog: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
NotShteve: more axes
chaostreader: 2 axes per ax
Mozilla_Delphox: isn't victory a sorcery
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I LOVE This Axe
m0nkeyrama: Drowning in axes over there LUL
e_bloc: victory is 100% a sorcery
ArmadilloAL: With Serge at 194, Ben might actually *need* this many axes.
itsr67: one makes one right?
x0den: what axe is this?
niccus: nog is living the dream
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Yo, I heard you like axes. So here's an ax that makes more axes.
itsr67: !card blood-forged
LRRbot: Bloodforged Battle-Axe [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of Bloodforged Battle-Axe. / Equip {2}
Armstrong11139: Nog looking like Simon Belmont just throwing axes at people
ProfessorMembrane: Bristling Dog
PiGuy2000: With that many axes how many dimensions are we looking at here :P
Kumakaori: How is he weilding all these axes?!?!?
ArmadilloAL: @itsr67 Not when the creature has double strike.
TastyLittleSnack: Why can't I hold all these axes???
smeemer: c'mmmmmooooonnnn ben!
Decaped: didn't that guildmage die?
Earthenone: double strike means multi axe drifting
itsr67: @ArmadilloAL ah, I see
amative1: Can Serge do 9 damage before Ben can do 7?
le__mage__bc: @ArmadilloAL Commander damage will suffice
hidingbox: also there is still lifegain from helix
smeemer: it's a fog of axes
anrmite: kathleen "well, ax-tually"-ing ben
yourangclan: !card blade juggler
LRRbot: Blade Juggler [4B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Spectacle {2}{B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.) / When Blade Juggler enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
rubydargon: Lance, sword, dagger, axe, axe
InXplotch: triHmm
rubydargon: and doggo
Mozilla_Delphox: are they gonna roll back the victory cause that's a pretty big swing for a misplay
NUTSOFODEN: Oh wow, Serge is below 200 hp now. we're going somehwere
LRRbot: Play of the Game [6WW] | Sorcery | Assist (Another player can pay up to {6} of this spell's cost.) / Exile all nonland permanents.
deathrite_sharkman: hey Ian I like your tat
Kykiwi: LUL
Adamantcheese: LUL
thraximore: here we go again~~~
m0nkeyrama: LUL Serge
NazakYuzak: WHY
IndieInsane: LUL
NazakYuzak: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Gekyouryuu: weird. audio just glitched on me and started repeating from Cam saying "both azorius players are out."
kaffeetrinken89: Wait whut?
hidingbox: lrrWOW
LRRbot: Autochthon Wurm [{10}GGGWW] | Creature — Wurm [9/14] | Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.) / Trample
ProfessorMembrane: Oh .
EJGRgunner: What worm?
Bladinus: D. Va Play of the game!
Lettuce_Toast: SERGE YOU MONSTER
itsr67: welp.
Gekyouryuu: pretty sure it's on Twitch, though
ProfessorMembrane: I think ... oh.
Kumakaori: odds ben just tackles Serge?
cheetoJack: Serge you're a great human being
LRRbot: Veteran Explorer [G] | Creature — Human Soldier Scout [1/1] | When Veteran Explorer dies, each player may search their library for up to two basic land cards and put them onto the battlefield. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles it.
RockPusher: sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea sergeIntoTheSea
Armstrong11139: Pick up your tokens Ben
PiGuy2000: <plays overwatch music so loud Canada can hear it>
InXplotch: cirSlain cirSlain cirSlain cirSlain cirSlain
CaptainSpam: SERRRRRRRGE!!!
ProfessorMembrane: Um.
le__mage__bc: Seeeerrggeeeee I HATE YOU *with Episode III Anakin voice*
Kaprak: This is how get stabbed in the parking lot Serge
accountmadeforants: Yup, that's Molander alright
ArmadilloAL: Autochthon "Suddenly $15 because Modern!" Wurm.
InXplotch: cirWut
TomIsAGuy: LUL LUL LUL
head_cannon: An 8 mana card AND a 15 mana card? Commander late-game is absurd.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: no, but the axes T _ T
thavleifrim: tpKaibarules
Field94: lrrHERE
PiGuy2000: This game we call magic: the gathering is wonderful
neebus_jeebus: !card grizzly bear
LRRbot: Grizzly Bears [1G] | Creature — Bear [2/2]
F1SHOR: benginWat TableHere
DarkNacht: Someone just play divine intervention so there is no winner even
EJGRgunner: it doesn't have x in the cost
kaffeetrinken89: Molander? More like TROLLANDER!!!
rubydargon: Definitely thought the 'timeout' was gonna be victory
Lady_Meh: The plan is to see which player dies of old age first
Daircrow: @loadingreadyrun Ben is supposed to draw a card off temple bell
smeemer: Ben's out there doing gods work.
kanimaras: lul
starwarsthx1138: worth a shot Ben
EJGRgunner: exiled
ArmadilloAL: Ben is going to have to attack Serge on a different axes.
snowewolf: Nog "I have a Axe, that is relay 100 axes in descisse " Serge "well Fk You Bordwipe giant Worm "
snowcookies: Friendships
SydPreviouslyHeadache: awww, i'd like nachos
ndcazzy: On that I'm going to bed...Ben hoped you liked the Mickey pin
Fruan: Multipals is now canceled
honeyhivebear: noone will leave
Himyul: those are exiled, not dead
UnknownGerm: ben was supposed to draw off the bell there
Kaprak: What if Serge pays though?
Fluffy776: Mmmm, double nachos
Ciijay: this is a complete 180 of the last game lol
MolaMolaphant: I think ben missed the temple bell
Mister_Hush: @ArmadilloAL you're fired
Professor_Rakor: One card like some sort of pauper.
NickTheDM: Ah that'll be an achievement to put on my resume. Ended MultiPals
honeyhivebear: no nachos
amative1: dammit Serge, I want to go to BED
kanimaras: no nachos has been called
smeemer: wait what, roll that back! we're in a pivotal moment of mtg history here!
accountmadeforants: Adam is now all of Multipals
honeyhivebear: serge just leave
neebus_jeebus: !card very cryptic command
LRRbot: Very Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two — / • Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. / • Target creature can't be blocked this turn. / • Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card. / • Assemble a Contraption.
Adamantcheese: unless ben has some nice combo up his sleeve i don't think he's winning
Ciijay: serge was out the last game. now serge has MASSIVE LIFE
DarkNacht: Quick game they saind
chaostreader: Play Nog and Valencia?
itsr67: it is the game that never ends~
PiGuy2000: !card grizzly fate
LRRbot: Grizzly Fate [3GG] | Sorcery | Create two 2/2 green Bear creature tokens. / Threshold — Create four 2/2 green Bear creature tokens instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard. / Flashback {5}{G}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
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MaddogM: Nachos got fogged
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deathrite_sharkman: a second quick game
deathrite_sharkman: mhm
LRRbot: Boros Mastiff [1W] | Creature — Hound [2/2] | Battalion — Whenever Boros Mastiff and at least two other creatures attack, Boros Mastiff gains lifelink until end of turn. (Damage dealt by a creature with lifelink also causes its controller to gain that much life.)
InXplotch: jesus
TheWarbo: dammit ian
Lightningbro: "I thought I was in Limbo" Ben, pick up your tokens.
ProfessorMembrane: WOW, Ian wins most nerdy reference.
yourangclan: Jesus Ian
ArmadilloAL: @Adamantcheese Serge is already on 13 commaner damage, so Ben only needs to find another 8.
Kaprak: This has just been one massive fever dream induced by something Enor accidentally turned into a vapor
Daring_Apprentice: This game is just the Silverfish scene over and over and over again
DarkNacht: The game isn't Turring compete
EJGRgunner: cheer50 Serge thought he was going to go grab grub with friends after, but Serge... it's nacho night.
LRRbot: End-Raze Forerunners [5GGG] | Creature — Boar [7/7] | Vigilance, trample, haste / When End-Raze Forerunners enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.
ndcazzy: they are past 10 in research
Tidom_Kamf: Ryzem 3000 will be at 7nm
Wicker_Knight: Serge, this is your fault
FITorion: they're already having to deal with quantum effects...
kaffeetrinken89: Is the subtheme of bens deck dogs of the uncanny valley?
Daring_Apprentice: Nog how do you like them Silverfish?
snowewolf: why do the hounds look like angry people
DarkMorford: @EJGRgunner !quote booing
FITorion: Electron tunneling is a real problem
itomeshi: It ate your nachos, Serge. Is it worth it?
TastyLittleSnack: Who are the commanders?
le__mage__bc: YAY !
amative1: GAME
smeemer: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
kanimaras: It's over...
Lettuce_Toast: The drag out win
EJGRgunner: @DarkMorford That's not this channel
MolaMolaphant: There are board states you can generate that are Turing complete
ContingentCat: !!
LRRbot: Franka Dobrec, Ace Reporter [BU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/1] | Whenever you draw a card, if it's not your draw step, surveil 1.
Pairoschuz: Oh no, we're coming full circle. The raze-boar killed them
InXplotch: triHYPERS
Field94: HOOOF
NUTSOFODEN: Quick game they said
neebus_jeebus: !card zetalpa, primal dawn
LRRbot: Zetalpa, Primal Dawn [6WW] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur [4/8] | Flying, double strike, vigilance, trample, indestructible
Fruan: Are we free?
InXplotch: finally
m0nkeyrama: Victory by big pig
le__mage__bc: she's adorable
honeyhivebear: now nachos
Lettuce_Toast: HI ben's ear
Relentless_Bread: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
ContingentCat: good night Ben
Gekyouryuu: why is her legendary border W/U?
kanimaras: we're free but at what cost? nachos
snake12341: BEN
RockPusher: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
one_of_the_voice: !card franka
LRRbot: Franka Dobrec, Ace Reporter [BU] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [1/1] | Whenever you draw a card, if it's not your draw step, surveil 1.
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Kaprak: Somehow I knew Ben was going to say that
kalateth: blame Serge
strangelee: CONGRATS BEN
Insert_code: I just got here how is serge on 200 life...
deathrite_sharkman: Ben we love you
GoblinRanger: well good for you Ben!
itomeshi: Ben, it's OK, you got this.
F1SHOR: slytqHeart lrrHEART benginHeart elfunkHeart
yourangclan: Okay but good job tho
Agu_Sakku: Keep it up Ben!!
starwarsthx1138: its never the wrong week Ben
ndcazzy: we love you ben!
gnome_friend: lrrHEART Ben
RockPusher: Offer that Ben a hug! benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Lady_Meh: Grats Ben!
Badchop: Should've just let Cam win, Ben!
Bladinus: you'll be better for it Ben benginHeart
rubydargon: <3
ushiikun: Good for you, Ben!
yourangclan: lrrHEART lrrHEART benginHeart benginHeart
Daring_Apprentice: Hang in there, Ben
Hunterprime: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
EscherichiaCole: I'm proud of you for quitting ben!