TehAmelie: gah. i was playing Hades so hard my leg went to sleep
TehAmelie: that game demands the complete focus of every part of your body. and i still can't really keep up
GarQuithnik: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Thumper VR) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Decaped: Thumper: The Silent Hill of rhythm games
TehAmelie: speaking of tough games
DarkMorford: Hey chat.
TehAmelie: sup
orbitaltuna: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Thumper VR) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
DarkMorford: Having a really "meh" day. Slept in later than I wanted to, haven't really felt like doing much of anything.
DarkMorford: Though I should probably do dishes after the stream so I've got counter space tomorrow.
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Riandisa: lrrSIGNAL xivCactuar lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: me, i've resolved to take another whack at making my novel into a comic, though i haven't actually done anything about it all day
Unpronounceable: Hiya
orbitaltuna: it's time ccolorD
aWabbajack: lrrAWESOME lrrSIGNAL lrrAWESOME
Anubis169: Thumper!?
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Anubis169: oooooohh boy this is gonna be great!!
TehAmelie: also, i cooked this broccoli from the freezer and it turned out perfect for lunch, but now i'm having the leftovers for dinner and it's somehow turned into mush
Anubis169: some Flight of the Navigator shiz going on with that game
aWabbajack: cheer100 How was the Spotted Cow?
DarkMorford: Brocc tends to do that, unfortunately. How'd you cook it?
Gilles3: Not just Thumper, Thumper VR!
TehAmelie: put in pot, cover in water, boil for 2 minutes, remove heat, add 1 dl cold water, wait 5 minutes, remove water
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Sarah_Serinde: Hi Ian!
TehAmelie: hi Ian
Sarah_Serinde: :D
aWabbajack: Herro! zekeHI
Anubis169: Ian! lrrAWESOME
azureHaights: The rhythm never ends, but the intro does
Pteraspidomorphi: Has Thumper VR been played before?
Drazoth: greeterlings
thundershot879: hello Ian!!
Riandisa: Good afternoon Ian
Anubis169: Pteraspidomorphi: nope
orbitaltuna: it just goes on and on my friend
aWabbajack: Beet Sabres
BrowneePoints: I believe it's THICC Thumper action
Anubis169: The. View. Is. Clear.
SquareDotCube: So that the rain is gone?
GDwarf: Is the audio very slightly desynced for anyone else?
e_bloc: cheer100 from the bones of beats and the skins of bass? look I dont know
chickenace11: While the Heather is away Ian will be exactly the same and may be less crazy somehow
TehAmelie: the beetle spaceship thing you fly in this game is definitely a thiccums
Decaped: skeletons very Thumper relevant
azureHaights: @e_bloc The strings of beasts and the scales of bass
HesGotNoPants: I want inside your eyeball ian. knock knock open up the door for real
orbitaltuna: ian can see right through us ccolorD
Anubis169: manZAPL lrrAWESOME manZAPR
TehAmelie: i'm just gonna be amazed if you can see the chat in there
aWabbajack: Game still HZD
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orbitaltuna: we are next to ian's crotch ccolorD
Anubis169: can't see shiz cap'n
thraximore: This is a horror game?
HesGotNoPants: I am become ian
TehAmelie: it's already full of stars
Katten_Rastyr: cirLewd !
SuperSugarSloth: chat all up in your face
Anubis169: manLEWD
aWabbajack: Ian how did you like the Spotted Cow beer?
SAJewers: naeCREEP
bowsin_durrows: owo
Decaped: we are 4th dimensionally adjacent to Ian
DarkMorford: @TehAmelie Maybe try steaming it next time instead of boiling it. Less chance of it getting soggy and keeps more nutrients in the broccoli and out of the surrounding water.
TehAmelie: oh, we have no game sound
Pteraspidomorphi: Ok, we have sound now
korvys: Sound!
blackwlf: This is the time for the "you're trapped in here with us" comment, right?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh that's way too loud
Anubis169: MAHP
aWabbajack: at C2E2
Anubis169: LOUD!!!
Katten_Rastyr: SOUND! cirREE
BrowneePoints: game sound is VERY LOUD
Enmity777: Loud
JohnPraw: Very loud.
aWabbajack: a little mahpness
Anubis169: IAN!
korvys: Loud sound!
Sarah_Serinde: Much better
SAJewers: audio is hella clipping
BrowneePoints: Ian hitting us with the THX explosion
Unpronounceable: I didn't need those eardrums anyway
thundershot879: much better
Anubis169: manYES
korvys: bit low now, but better than the loud before
dangerous_safety: sergeJustRight
Pteraspidomorphi: Not sure how loud it's supposed to be
bowsin_durrows: I can barely hear it, but if that's the way it's supposed to be it's fine.
Katten_Rastyr: ScaredyCat
Anubis169: maybe a tad louder, but just a tad
HesGotNoPants: lawnmower ian
mrjoshuads: Ian I met you at C2E2! I spoke to you and Beej! I got so excited that when Beej asked me how I followed you guys and he started talking, I blacked out and don't remember anything he said.
TehAmelie: not a lot of nutrition left in the frozen broccoli, but i like to steam it ffresh
Pteraspidomorphi: So this is a sitting mode game?
TehAmelie: hey it's Beej
aWabbajack: Hai Beej
DarkMorford: Hi Beej
orbitaltuna: hi beej
niccus: it's extremely a "you need to sit down" vr game
TheRealRhyme: The VR of this is purely for asthetics. No motion tracking of hands
HesGotNoPants: beej-a-saurus rex!
AmeliaR: Hey friends!
DarkMorford: Bye Beej
Hingadora: Farewell, Beej.
mariomario42: ASS
BrowneePoints: we're riding the beetle's ass
Alness49: Get in the beetle, losers!
orbitaltuna: been a while since that's happened ccolorD
Himyul: why do I feel like I'm looking at Ian's backside?
korvys: Good sound
Sarah_Serinde: I think this volume is ok
Anubis169: !addquote (Ian) [now] Guys, you're riding right on the ass of my beetle.
LRRbot: New quote #6043: "Guys, you're riding right on the ass of my beetle." —Ian [2019-05-12]
MrHyde81: give us like 5-10 more volume when you can
Himyul: oh, it's a bug
Unpronounceable: Sound's good enough
BrowneePoints: could probably be 10% louder
Pteraspidomorphi: I agree with the 10% figure
Himyul: okay, I think I can un-see my previous mental image
TheRealRhyme: There should be a pause
TehAmelie: VR Thumper seems different , though it has been a couple of weeks since i played it traditionally
mariomario42: and left on the L?
Alness49: It's left on the left stick?
korvys: The L symbol has a dot next to it
korvys: I don't know what that means, but it seems important
niccus: tilt left on some stick, i'd guess
aesir_blade: move the left stick left?
KeirenH: its an arrow, not a dot
Alephred: Oo, I can type whatever I want, and Ian won't see it.
TehAmelie: if any game could have a tourist mode it ought to be this. it looks so amazing and you die so fast
Scar_Red_Tiger: "lean" in?
TheRealRhyme: Saaaame ^
4dSwissCheese: One of the inputs is left-stick to the left
Gizmoloid: You have to both protect and turn to get through those turns.
blackwlf: @Alephred He has chat in there with him.
MrHyde81: go left, hold right
nhouse1919: when are you supposed to let go?
TheRealRhyme: @nhouse1919 You don't
Alephred: Oh, that's the opposite of what I thought.
Unpronounceable: You let go after the turn ends
korvys: For PS4: Hold (X) and use LEFT STICK to bank left/right and survive turns
Unpronounceable: Oh, so it's exactly like the regular, non-VR controls
korvys: So it's hold <whatever button you used in the last level to hit those things> and then use the left stick
korvys: Oh... yeah
korvys: right
TheRealRhyme: Theoretically you could hold r down the entire time
JohnPraw: This game looks so cool.
TehAmelie: i don't think you're turning at all
korvys: Wave the stick left?
gamnaire: I haven't seen him bank at all, push things until you do
mariomario42: you kinda fly, is that what you need to do?
Decaped: the directional input definitely wasn't doing anything
niccus: yeah vive controller uses a weird semi-analog touchpad
Unpronounceable: If you fanagle the left thingie, you should see the beetle banking left or right when you do the right thing
ZethRuss: from the devs on the steam forums: "Hi there. The Vive controller scheme is a little tricky to explain and we really recommend a traditional gamepad (or the keyboard) over the Vive controllers"
Sarah_Serinde: From steam: "The Vive controller scheme is a little tricky to explain and we really recommend a traditional gamepad (or the keyboard) over the Vive controllers. We include support for completeness, but it's just not well suited to our game."
Sarah_Serinde: Hah
Gizmoloid: The bug should very visibly bank left or right when you turn, you haven't turned once so far from what I've seen.
Unpronounceable: though I don't know how the VR controllers work
atinyspacemarine: oh, I'm excite
Anubis169: lol Sarah
QuietJay: Ack, we are back at desktop
niccus: vr controllers are alllll different
korvys: The basic controls are (1) use the left touchpad as a sort of directional stick by clicking it in and moving your thumb to the up/down/left/right position. And (2) use the right touchpad as the main action button by clicking it in (you can also use the right trigger for this). If you understand how that works, the rest should be explained via in-game tutorials.
aesir_blade: we're on desktop
DarkMorford: BOOTH
Anubis169: Ian: We're on desktop
TehAmelie: you can test turning even on the straits, you should grind into the edges
korvys: Not sure if that's for this control set
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
DentedPockets: This better be a highlight.
ZethRuss: Ian plays steam client
heyluckyannie: lrrDARK Hello everyone
orbitaltuna: just ian screaming in a vr headset
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun We can't see. Stream is on the desktop.
HesGotNoPants: @dentedpockets ian growling at the desktop?
atinyspacemarine: nice
TheRealRhyme: Desktop
gamnaire: Ian screaming should be in every highlight
TheRealRhyme: Stream is blind
TheRealRhyme: Medicccc
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Scar_Red_Tiger: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
heyluckyannie: yayyy
Anubis169: manYES
orbitaltuna: [screams in vr]
TehAmelie: it looks hypnotic as always
nhouse1919: looks good
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
heyluckyannie: lrrWOW
Unpronounceable: This seems much better
TheRealRhyme: You can turn early, but you get bonus points for turning perfectly with the beat
Alness49: No Misses? You brought this on yourself!
Anubis169: game volume could be a teensy bit louder
orbitaltuna: if chat kills you in vr...
Alephred: Is this what happens when you get sent to the shadow realm?
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tastethebeams: hullo
Sarah_Serinde: Hello raid friends!
Anubis169: jrhwhite raiders helloooooooo
niccus: so the way curves work is that you can pre-press/hold to the side as long as you want, but S+ requires you to hit them on time
jrhwhite: jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig
heyluckyannie: This looks way better than VR-5
HesGotNoPants: @orbitaltuna you die. in a dream
Anubis169: lrrAWESOME
TehAmelie: i think the shell just gives you a false sense of security so you can be shocked at how fast you spiral out after losing control after getting hit once
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ReydienOnline: so this is reboot, yes? we're in the web?
heyluckyannie: Clearly we are Hacking the Web, yes
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DarkMorford: Ian, you did remember to say "Link start!" in your best Japanese accent before you logged in, right? Because this doesn't look like the Aincrad I know. Kappa
TehAmelie: we're pretty much Lawnmover Man
TheRealRhyme: No, you do not just get them
Izandai: I didn't know they made a rhythm game based on the rabbit from Bambi.
Unpronounceable: I'm a distraction
HesGotNoPants: we looking for. bob, he's on a pirate ship
heyluckyannie: We're in the Butter Zone now
TheRealRhyme: Fun fact, this game is on PS4, steam, switch, AND mobile
jrhwhite: this game is whacky
niccus: keep in mind the butter is moving at mach 2 though
orbitaltuna: or just hold down A forever
TheRealRhyme: Steam is best platform
Anaerin: It's an ugly rail, a BUG rail!
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heyluckyannie: Super Fallopian Tubes 64
NUTSOFODEN: This is just Tron now, right
Unpronounceable: Disney wouldn't want this as is. No mascot character
itomeshi: Or a Tron game.
TehAmelie: i would go on this ride. playing the game is super hard
silenceaux: For some reason I thought you were going to a "Duck Dodgers" direction, what with the bug wars from mars?
TheRealRhyme: Isn't space mountain that "roller coaster" that never goes above 15 mph?
orbitaltuna: background is kinda spooky
Anubis169: Ian; You ever watched "Flight of the Navigator"?
niccus: it's triple spooky with the headset on
Anaerin: You didn't turn.
heyluckyannie: @anubis169 Flight of the Navigator is such a classic
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe I should buy this game
Alness49: And now the Thumping truely begins
TehAmelie: if you look at this like a horror game, it's funny how you feel much safer in the tunnels where you can't see anything that's happening around you
TheRealRhyme: Nah, true thumper doesn't begin till level 4, when all the inputs are added together
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh...I almost remember Flight of the Navigator...
TheRealRhyme: Well, introduced anyway
Anubis169: That was a Class 3 Manoeuvre...
mtvcdm: I prefer to think of us as the speediest beetle.
TehAmelie: [brank intensifies]
korvys: So, fun fact, Thumper's time signatures roughly match up with each level's number (level 3 is in 3/4, level 4 is 4/4, level 5 is 5/4, etc) - Not always, but often (confirmed by devs on reddit)
Unpronounceable: I thought the real Thumper starts when it starts rotating the track
Sarah_Serinde: Both of those sound great
TheRealRhyme: I don't actually remember when the track starts betraying you. Level 6 or something?
Sarah_Serinde: Been a while since I've gotten okonomiyaki
HesGotNoPants: is this how edm gets written?
Anaerin: Yeah, this is basically Cubase.
TehAmelie: is this how it looks in a music composer's ehad?
TheRealRhyme: This is its own genre of mooosic
Unpronounceable: Level 6 or 7 sounds right
TehAmelie: or head?
mtvcdm: Is this how Tron gets written?
heyluckyannie: Reminds me of Rez
TheRealRhyme: Omega time
ImKevinTheShark: I would be impressed to find a wall it feels good to hit
silenceaux: Roller Coaster drop?
silenceaux: Um
mtvcdm: !clip
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Izandai: UH
Sarah_Serinde: sergeFriend
orbitaltuna: ccolorD
Kaorti: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:18.
heyluckyannie: ZARDOZ
Anaerin: I have no headset and I must VR
Alness49: I have a mouth and I will scream!
benjaminx12: He looks friendly!
atinyspacemarine: so, what's going on?
Kaorti: Gritty's genesis
HesGotNoPants: omg does that mean Ian will give birth to a song? natural or c-section?
TheRealRhyme: @atinyspacemarine No plot, just rhythm
heyluckyannie: It's the lovechild of Sinistar and Zardoz
TehAmelie: the revenge of the giant head
dangerous_safety: Do Not Like
atinyspacemarine: fair enoguh
starwarsthx1138: Looks like Temple of Doom
Anubis169: Good old fashioned nightmare fuel
GDwarf: Ian's some sort of magical scarab spaceship that's using rhythm to fight oily gritty, atinyspacemarine
orbitaltuna: @HesGotNoPants c natural
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TheRealRhyme: He wouldn't be real nightmare fuel unless he reappears with more and more spikes
korvys: !time
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silenceaux: !time
Kaorti: 4:29
Pteraspidomorphi: There's a clock in the steam pause menu
mtvcdm: Half past the hour.
Anubis169: I badly need to play this with my subwoofers turned all the way up
niccus: it's time to die
Alness49: Next time, on Tinker Tailor...
korvys: I'd really love to see what else you're seeing (like the chat)
Anaerin: Better Font? Papyrus?!
Anubis169: feel the impacts
TheRealRhyme: Less talk more dying Kappa
SquareDotCube: Open Sans or Oswald, Ian?
Pteraspidomorphi: That's great, I'm always interested in VR
TehAmelie: we can probably recreate the VR episode of Community pretty well
Alephred: Futura Bold.
TehAmelie: WORLDS WITHIN WORLDS
Anaerin: Eurostyle Extended Bold
Lithobraker: Can we get a camera inside so we can get a close up of your eye?
silenceaux: It does crack me up a little that we can tell when you're reading because the camera looks down
TheRealRhyme: Hold the A button and up. Not just press
Alness49: Comic Sans Bold
itomeshi: "Too Many Mechanics" is the name of my Tool cover band.
mariomario42: I was at the same hotel as the C2E2 vlog last week, good ol' skybridge
Anaerin: Fira code HAS Emoji support, I believe.
DarkMorford: Ian, does this mean you'll be streaming the Sword Art Online beta when it comes out? And will it be here or your home stream? Kappa
mtvcdm: I was at the Marriott too.I purely used it as base of operations.
TheRealRhyme: SAO VR pog
mtvcdm: Or more to the point I used it as a bed and swag closet.
Izandai: Blindfolded Thumper run when? Kappa
Unpronounceable: yeah, the sound design in how it does the call & repeat gameplay is really good
silenceaux: Are there audio cues for the turns?
TheRealRhyme: @silenceaux Claps
TheRealRhyme: Though you can't tell which direction
Unpronounceable: There are, I don't remember if there's a difference between left and right
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mtvcdm: You'd think there'd be at least a Denny's on this highway.
Bionull: I'll never forget going to a namco panel and when they talked about a SAO game the feature they showed off was being able to princess carry female NPCs. They really know their audience.
TheRealRhyme: @mtvcdm Well we saw the Burger King at the end of last level Kappa
TehAmelie: [metal album ocver intensifies]
DarkMorford: mtvcdm Good point. I haven't seen a single McDonald's yet.
AmeliaR: But when can I princess carry the female NPCs.. as a female character!?!
MechaKuuga: Ian blew up
Alness49: *Goes to drive through, orders one lavae, and drives off*
SquareDotCube: This is just the precursor to a Beetleborgs remake, right? :P
TehAmelie: such catchy rhythms
Kaorti: no
starwarsthx1138: yes
Izandai: No.
zvrra: Thumperrr
yalc321: nope
samsoni1: absolutely
IncredibleFrown: you mean like that guy?
dangerous_safety: No ones there
silenceaux: I mean we would hint at it in some way
korvys: Absolutely not
GarQuithnik: absolutely not
cephallope: Probably not
bowsin_durrows: We wouldn't tell you.
DarkMorford: Maybe.
mtvcdm: I work for Heather so it depends
Unpronounceable: Definitely nobody behind you
Alness49: No, you better check
Lithobraker: Not if was funny.
blackwlf: Depends how you define "ominous"
TehAmelie: there is no one behind you, unless they're wearing a greenscreen suit
silenceaux: Ian there's nobody behind you right now.
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, chat might not tell you but I bet they couldn't resist reacting to it, so you'd get SOME hint :P
Anubis169: Ian: Whoever it is has a greenscreen on, we can't see 'em either
aesir_blade: There's the Beej wearing the Cameron mask but that barely counts
zvrra: i love this game :j
ReydienOnline: if Beej came in wearing the greensuit, I'm pretty sure chat wouldn't tell you
starwarsthx1138: @LoadingReadyRun What 'mode' is this on I'm assuming it's not easy
yalc321: Can Ian see chat?
Sarah_Serinde: Yup!
Alness49: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah, you're right there. I wonder if Ian has that feeling of being watched
niccus: the game doesn't really have modes
mtvcdm: Are you going to be doing some other track this time or still Le Mans?
Kaorti: however many hours in VR sounds like a poor choice
Anaerin: So LRRMans with Hardcore Industrial music as the backing track?
TehAmelie: it's even marginally easier for him to see chat and the game at the same time than usual
zvrra: this is normal
Unpronounceable: Ian, Eyes on the road generally means the road ahead of you, not the road under you
zvrra: there is a play + which is perma death
niccus: there's a challenge mode where you have to do the entire chapter in one life, and if you never lose bug armor, the game gets faster
yalc321: 24 Hours of VR driving would kill your eyes. DO IT
silenceaux: I'm now imagining someone livestreaming Le Mans, complete with twitch chat projected onto their windshield
orbitaltuna: oh yah when is lrrmans
TheRealRhyme: Play + is also faster
Lithobraker: silenceaux twitch drives Le Mans
mtvcdm: People do livestream Le Mans. It's called the TV broadcast of 24 Hours of Le Mans.
silenceaux: Lithobraker Okay, but I don't think I can plead ignorance to the loss of life that would cause
SquareDotCube: LRRMans, but it's driving an 18-wheeler back and forth on the Trans-Canadian Highway
samsoni1: for real this time with feeling!
blackwlf: @SquareDotCube So Desert Bus.
Alness49: LeMans this year is 15-16 June
Badchop: I love this game but feel like VR might be a little much :D
Anaerin: LRRMans, but it's from Tuscon to Vegas in a bus.
orbitaltuna: is ian doing lrrmans this year?
mtvcdm: LEEMans but the Dakar
mtvcdm: LRRMans even
HesGotNoPants: @orbitaltuna good question
Lithobraker: mtvcdm there are live feeds from dash cams, but noone really streams le mans in the performative sense. for obvious reasons
zvrra: i would like to try this in vr
TehAmelie: imagine Desert Bus with a world class racing car. you could get so many points, probably one per hour or more
silenceaux: The camera sure points where you want it to, so that's nice
Anaerin: Immersion? Nobody let MXR Mods know.
Badchop: Don't get me wrong, I'd love to try it out, just feel like it might make me feel a little vomit-y.
Kaorti: Immersed like in an oil slick infested with spiders.
Sarah_Serinde: Yay Jacob!
HesGotNoPants: did you solo once ian?
Pteraspidomorphi: Interesting
Unpronounceable: Yay Jacob!
Alness49: Beej has been told about speeding in the pits, but that's not a guarantee that he will behaive
silenceaux: This is really tricky, but it looks like the kind of game that feels really good when you get it
samsoni1: I imagine this is what a beetle thinks if he gets his hands on some headphones
Sarah_Serinde: And now you never need to do it again
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mariomario42: Is "sqeet" #1?
HesGotNoPants: can yes, ever want to again, give me a hell no
aesir_blade: I believe that when you're in the air, if you pull down on the stick you slam?
Sarah_Serinde: That seems like an excellent addition
SquareDotCube: How about a big ol' lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR on it
Mr_Dirty: How else will we know where he is looking?
TehAmelie: i wonder how far we are from the technology to simulate the real Le Mans race in your game as it happens, so you can bumb bumpers with the celebrities
TehAmelie: (if only virtually)
HesGotNoPants: yell at Japan the adam has a bomb, is on of my top ian moments
Izandai: We're further than we're ever been and now we're even further. And now we're even further. And now we're dead.
Unpronounceable: I hated how the slowdown from a hit would always throw off my timing and I'd immediately get hit a second time
zvrra: that used to throw me off
TheRealRhyme: At least I frames are based on the time signature
TheRealRhyme: So that's something
Lithobraker: Apparently the race driver training simulators are incredible these days.
TehAmelie: yeah, the death spirals are harsh. but at leas they're fast
zvrra: i've played this game so much that i dream about playing it lol
mtvcdm: Where are we trying to get this bug to anyway?
Unpronounceable: The End
zvrra: i remember i was dreaming that i played this with a mouse and had to swipe left and right to move it lol
mtvcdm: Is bug late for something?
zvrra: lolol
orbitaltuna: ccolorD
TehAmelie: we're trying to get to the end of the song? that's probably the wrong way to look at it
niccus: yeah, the bug just left tucson and is heading to vegas
PMAvers: The bug is late for his driver shift.
HesGotNoPants: get outta my satan! theres a horny bug at home waiting for me!
IncredibleFrown: ian horner: never made a mistake
auxv: no mercy?
dangerous_safety: this is what DB 2199 will look like
HesGotNoPants: @incrediblefrown what's squeet then?
orbitaltuna: now the game truly begins? ccolorD
TehAmelie: it's like being a fighter pilot. on rails.
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Lithobraker: shhhhhh
starwarsthx1138: Ben says hi
msuyer508: its a ben
bowsin_durrows: Hi.
orbitaltuna: there is no one next to you
Lithobraker: you spoiled it chat!
CaptainSpam: Oh oh. I sense shenanigans!
GoblinRanger: benginHi
silenceaux: Hopefully Ben is wise enough not to poke you
nhouse1919: hi
TheRealRhyme: Hi
msuyer508: oof
Mr_Dirty: So if we are going VR Beatsaber?
Sarah_Serinde: I love how chat insisted no one would mention if someone was behind Ian, and then *immediately* called out Ben
TehAmelie: the rhythm is fickle
bowsin_durrows: How are you all chat?
auxv: LOL
Sarah_Serinde: Ah, not a raid Ian :D
GoblinRanger: irl raid
mtvcdm: No raid, just a Ben
niccus: close enough
Sarah_Serinde: Ben came into the room and waved
starwarsthx1138: some of us said we would
Sarah_Serinde: He's gone now
Lithobraker: Or is he!
D1cey1: We areeeeee
IncredibleFrown: @Sarah_Serinde to be fair a lot of us said we would, just in a way that implied we were lying
D1cey1: Alwaysssss
Hingadora: Wait, if we're in the digital world, are we Digimon now?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
orbitaltuna: but are we really here? ccolorD
HesGotNoPants: I missed ben? :( >(
CaptainSpam: Ah, it's Stress Nightmare: The VR Experience. How delightful!
Lithobraker: So can ben see the chat on the preview monitor?
bowsin_durrows: Go back 5 minutes.
TehAmelie: level 2-17? that's now allowed. Shigeru is gonna have a word with this game
DarkMorford: @Hingadora Some days you're the Digimon trainer, some days you're just the Digimon.
silenceaux: It's almost murder, but it also fits?
TehAmelie: *not
itomeshi: I feel like Ben and Beej are showing amazing restraint/missing an amazing opportunity here.
Pteraspidomorphi: It's fine actually!
HesGotNoPants: @hingadora better find a 10 year old to train us into gods fast
Mr_Dirty: Ian where are your feet? Where are your hands?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
niccus: so the neat part about the vr+controller setup is that you can play while someone else goes on a ride to hell
Lithobraker: AHAHAHA lol Beej!
TehAmelie: ooh, should we take Ben on a ride?
mtvcdm: I tell you what, Vib ribbon got swole.
TehAmelie: TFW you drive so fast the game can't keep up the rendering and turns to wireframes
msuyer508: its a beej!
mtvcdm: Hi Ben
dangerous_safety: Beej
starwarsthx1138: Hi Beej
Hot_Leather_Daddy: hey ben
GoblinRanger: lrrBEEJ
HesGotNoPants: veej
bowsin_durrows: Hiiiiil!
nhouse1919: beej
Alness49: We have such sights to show you, Beej!
HesGotNoPants: beej
Lithobraker: Oh Adam too!
IncredibleFrown: b-beej put down that knife!!
Sarah_Serinde: Chat a lot of you sure are trolls :P
CaptainSpam: So the rest of this game is just World 2, right?
Kaorti: That's a hazard with this game
CaptainSpam: It just keeps going to Level 2-974?
dangerous_safety: two beej?
silenceaux: This is so intense, I really can't look away
bowsin_durrows: There's no one there, I don't know what chat is talking about.
TehAmelie: the worlds are long, i guess because of the mode where you only get one life per world
HesGotNoPants: beej wont get a knife
itomeshi: What impresses me is that Beej is not doing any evil.
IncredibleFrown: bye beej
Mr_Dirty: So is Ian downloading all the memes?
bowsin_durrows: No, that's Beej or Ben.
niccus: yeah this is a looooong segment
HesGotNoPants: @bowsin_durrows twas beejacus maxamus
Kaorti: hi gritty!
Izandai: ?
Alness49: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
CaptainSpam: Suddenly we see a giant Kit Kat appear on screen...
SAJewers: clip?
TehAmelie: imagine doing all this at like 2x speed and then at the very end comes this boss that takes like 27 flawless combos and if you screw up you start over
IncredibleFrown: oh hey who was it that said something about coming back with spikes?
MaladyDark: what the hell is this?
Hot_Leather_Daddy: its the floating head from starfox
bowsin_durrows: @HesGotNoPants I meant downloading the memes.
Sarah_Serinde: I wonder how many million Kitkats Jacob brought LRR from Japan
TheRealRhyme: @maladydark Rhythm hell
IncredibleFrown: @Hot_Leather_Daddy only *i* have the teeth to rule lylat
Kaorti: no
MaladyDark: @Hot_Leather_Daddy Uncle Andross!
mtvcdm: These are not the ending credits to Sesame Street
DarkMorford: Sarah_Serinde, I'm sure we'll find out on a LoadingReadyLive.
GoblinRanger: yeah I remember that, there is one of those luge things near where I used to vacation
Kaorti: oh god, please come back clouds
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Hot_Leather_Daddy: Kappa
dangerous_safety: Kermit the balrog
Sarah_Serinde: DarkMorford I hope the things Jacob brought end up in a vid or on stream, I saw his photo of two full bags of stuff
GoblinRanger: But yeah this is not much like that :p
Kaorti: Today's word is "Cyberhell"
PMAvers: Today's word is "psychopath."
Unpronounceable: How much is TI?
Alness49: Today's show has been brought to you by the sign "elder" and the chant "Ia! Ia!"
Izandai: T and I aren't numbers, Ian.
MaladyDark: I am so glad I am not hac=ving this injected right into my eyeballs
Pteraspidomorphi: i could be
bowsin_durrows: T is a variable, i is the square root of negative one.
TehAmelie: Texas Instruments can be whatever we want them to be
Pteraspidomorphi: Exactly!
itomeshi: I..... I didn't take any drugs. Why am I hearing a baritone remix of the Sesame Street theme, bright colors, and a cross between Gritty and some sort of snake-eyed demon?
mariomario42: first I was afraid
DarkMorford: And by the number 69! katesNice
nhouse1919: @izandai aren’t they greek numbers
orbitaltuna: this glowing eyes guy again
TheRealRhyme: T usually stands for temperature in kelvin
DigitalSeahorse: has Floor Kids ever been played on Rhythm Cafe?
TheRealRhyme: So probably something like 295
Izandai: @nhouse1919 They very well could be.
Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse Yup!
bowsin_durrows: Or it could be t for time.
MaladyDark: they had a couple floor kids when it came out
bowsin_durrows: We don't know if it's capital or not.
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DigitalSeahorse: Juliamon, ah good, I got to try it at TCAF at the Kid Koala booth today :D
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun It's just about 5:00 if you wanted to take a break.
CaptainSpam: That thing is as confused as you are as to why you're both on this track in this endless void.
DigitalSeahorse: GoblinRanger lrrDARK thanks! yay
somecall_metim: Satan is dead! Long live satan!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah, the Floor Kids room at TCAF was neat!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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Sarah_Serinde: They had actual arcade machines and a floor for actual break dancing
niccus: deeper hell! deeper hell!
TheRealRhyme: 3/4 time signature incoming
TheRealRhyme: Prepare thy anuses
orbitaltuna: this is surprisingly fun to watch
DigitalSeahorse: I also saw Ken and Joan and got books signed from both of them :)
aWabbajack: lrrAWESOME coxManleee lrrHAM mrweebHypeham
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart sergeHeart lrrHEART lrrDARK feliciaHeart jamieCare ferociousPride rayfkHeart rayfkKing katesHeart benginHeart viking64Catheart blabla4LOVE I has lots of hearts again! :D
Unpronounceable: Question for the chat. Do you prefer rhythm games that follow the song directly (e.g. DDR, rockband, project diva), or call and repeat games (Thumper, Rhythm Heaven)
Juliamon: I like both. Variety is good.
Pteraspidomorphi: If the reaction required is too quick you need something to repeat or some sort of predictability
Pteraspidomorphi: Otherwise you can follow the song directly
bowsin_durrows: Did a control player pass their turn untapped, because I hear boss music.
Pteraspidomorphi: Or I guess there's always the third option, which is play the same 30 seconds for 5 hours until you have it all down on muscle memory
SomebodyNowhere: wait, a horror rhythm game?
RealGamerCow: Thumper at PAX with a giant sound system was fucking something else.
TheRealRhyme: The direct songs lead to cooler viewing experiences, where call and response feels more satisfying to play
RealGamerCow: So was Just Beats and Shapes
DigitalSeahorse: I liked how Floor Kids had you try once to follow beat showing you where the right timing was then had you do it without seeing where the notes were
TheRealRhyme: <message deleted>It's just shapes and beats reeeeeee Kappa
Juliamon: Please don't use 'reee'
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousModlove ferociousModlove ferociousModlove ferociousModlove
Pteraspidomorphi: Hm, I don't know about more satisfying
mariomario42: oh! Space Base! Someone got that for me 6 months ago, and haven't had a chance to play it sadly
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niccus: see i thought the cafe was virtual so shouldn't this whole segment be two virtual levels deep
RealGamerCow: Floor Kids bounced off me for some reason.
DigitalSeahorse: inception VR?
SomebodyNowhere: its ian!
IncredibleFrown: barely hear ya ian
KV1NN4: the epic music is drownign Ian out a little
SomebodyNowhere: the music is overbearing
IncredibleFrown: better
SomebodyNowhere: louder ian seems better
dangerous_safety: sergeJustRight
KV1NN4: better!
Unpronounceable: That's much better
SomebodyNowhere: is it better 1 ... or 2
Sarah_Serinde: We're also still on booth, if you're not aware
DarkMorford: BOOTH
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
SomebodyNowhere: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: There we go :)
MaladyDark: bah, the guys replacing the ceiling and insulation beneath my floor are being really loud
RealGamerCow: Has Rhythm Doctor been played on the cafe?
orbitaltuna: so is this the same evil triangle as before or a different evil triangle? ccolorD
bowsin_durrows: Yes.
SomebodyNowhere: sweet sweet tuna SabaPing
MaladyDark: I like Tuna, I am sad that eating fish is apparetnly bad for the environemt
Unpronounceable: "Acoustically mirrored" So you had them on backwards? lrrBEEJ
RealGamerCow: I will now chalk up my dislike of seafood to environmental reasons to make me seem like less of a picky schlub
RealGamerCow: Though with my friends, I just say "When was the last time you saw a cow eat fish?"
IncredibleFrown: i mean i eat a lot of things cows don't
RealGamerCow: tbh so do I
IncredibleFrown: oh wait you mean you, durr
SomebodyNowhere: I can't read this game at all
IncredibleFrown: what if i could read, that'd be nifty
korvys: Ian, why don't you just put the chat to the left, then you can't just look with your eyes instead of your head?
korvys: (Humans have wider horizontal vision than vertical
aWabbajack: coxChicken coxManleee lrrAWESOME lrrHAM mrweebHypeham
sjcTheos: touch the beetle! o/
ZeniteZero: Ah yes, factory floor sounds teenCONFUSED
Pteraspidomorphi: korvys: But the Vive's view periphery gets a bit blurry
aWabbajack: Was tempted in getting the Index but PC upgrade was priority
korvys: @Pteraspidomorphi True, but then he'll still be able to see things are comming at him while reading chat
Tyrannoeil: This is such a recipe for a jump scare from another person in the moonbase...
ZeniteZero: 100% @Tyrannoeil
TehAmelie: nice that there is a little margin for perfect scores
aesir_blade: I think the explosion slams do something to make combo / scoring better?
Pteraspidomorphi: I might upgrade to the Index at some point in the future. I wonder if the sound quality of the above ear speakers is good
DarkMorford: I'd love to get a Vive of some sort, but there's no way I have the floor space for a room-scale VR system. I'd be limited to just sit-down games.
trucytrue: if you do the exsplosion slams on glowing bits you get health back
trucytrue: I think
Sarah_Serinde: I really want to play some VR rhythm games, but I don't have the budget or space for it
somecall_metim: was that a paraphrase of a DS9 quote?
Sarah_Serinde: I should probably go to VR places occasionally
RealGamerCow: spines and splines
trucytrue: like if you do the slam enough eventually a glowing block will appear you can slam
Anaerin: somecall_metim: More like a Ferris Bueller's Day Off quote.
lucha_libro: My name is mock.. thanks allot
Tyrannoeil: I love VR but It creeps me out because of the isolation from the actual physical world. I feel totaly out of control of my own body.
somecall_metim: I want Vr so I can play combat flight simulators
orbitaltuna: oh that's a new one
IncredibleFrown: oh look, it's a hell portal! how fun
orbitaltuna: i think i've seen that in real life
RealGamerCow: HeLL AnUs
aesir_blade: If you've seen this in real life, consult your doctor
TehAmelie: i think we're approaching the elder gods. this is what it looks like when they intersect with our space
orbitaltuna: it's a wind sculpture :p
Tyrannoeil: #gameyoushouldntplaywhileonLSD
MaladyDark: I have enjoyed VR experiences, but I could never game like that. I am way to nervous and jumpy and my poor depth perception makes me nervous about things getting in my eyes
KV1NN4: Angel's great but her boyfriend is an undeserved hero int he tale and she shoudl still dump him cos I don't think he's really changed at the end. I don't think he actually ever figured out how he was taking her for granted. >.>
TehAmelie: oh no, this is way too high tempo, it'll raise your pulse and that's a bad trip
KV1NN4: But overall I like Rule & Rule, Cindy is great, i love her. XD
DarkMorford: Well, I suppose I'd be limited to sit-down games and all the 180° 3D "VR" videos out there, I guess.
KV1NN4: Rock & Rule even
Pteraspidomorphi: You can do room scale VR in a relatively small amount of space; 2m x 2m of emptiable area will do for nearly all games (I play where I normally have my desk chair)
Tyrannoeil: At least it's rythmically sound. It's not totally chaotic!
Pteraspidomorphi: I don't even have 2m in one dimension tbh
Anaerin: The road goes ever on and on?
orbitaltuna: whoa ccolorD
gunbuster000: Oh yeah! I'm so excited you got this in VR! It's such a kinda different experience than the normal one.
trucytrue: this game is amazing but I can barely handle playing it for too long even on a 2d screen
aWabbajack: That reminds me, I did the same thing in The Witness when you first start. Wanted to see where does the player come from
Daggothur: this feels like chasing that purple dragon in south park
aWabbajack: Got it free on the PS4 for PS+ perks
somecall_metim: you are running from horrors greater than that which you face; A terrible unknowing uncaring darkness gives chase
HesGotNoPants: summon bug armor
RealGamerCow: VR has made me nauseated 100% of the times I've tried it.
RealGamerCow: My brain just nopes out
Welbog: LRR Mans looks different this year
Tyrannoeil: LRR Mans VR anyone!?!
TehAmelie: for me i imagine the worst part will be turning it off and feeling like the world went away
Anaerin: RealGamerCow What kind of platform? Because some have persistence issues, or lack of framerate making responsiveness laggy.
trucytrue: no one should play thumper for 24 hours. I love the game but yikes. that sounds like a horror to me
niccus: if you play thumper for 24 hours, you get bug armor irl
RealGamerCow: Anaerin Vive and Oculus. My brain also checked out during a trip to Universal Studios 3d ride. Passing out in public is no fun
trucytrue: but you also only get one hit after it is gone
Unpronounceable: If you play Thumper for 24 hours, you turn into a rabbit
trucytrue: so don't thump your toe
Pteraspidomorphi: RealGamerCow: My brother had exactly that issue
TehAmelie: i heard if you play Thumper for 24 hours without crashing you can revive Aeris
orbitaltuna: what if instead of getting trapped in sao, you got trapped in thumper ccolorD
DarkMorford: I hear if you can play it for 8 hours without crashing you get a point!
TehAmelie: lrrWOW
Defrost: I have absolutely no idea what is happening here...
TehAmelie: music is happening
Defrost: But it does look hella dope
aWabbajack: Ian is on journey
Juliamon: I've not tried VR yet out of concern that it'll trigger a migraine either from the visuals or the physical pressure of the headgear. Some day, maybe.
mtvcdm: The Secret Life of Bugs
niccus: it's just desert bus
aWabbajack: to THUMP
Pteraspidomorphi: Every type of obstacle requires a certain input on the controller, and they come at a certain rhythm
niccus: they added checkpoints this year!
RealGamerCow: Get Shreked, hell maw!
Defrost: Desert Bug for thump?
Unpronounceable: So you're about 1/3 through this level or something?
TehAmelie: that was the first level 3 boss. . .
mtvcdm: It is 372 miles to Wall Bug.
aWabbajack: too exciting to bus
Tyrannoeil: I kinda to like that vibe!
aWabbajack: Need a Toll Booth Sim game
DarkMorford: Defrost, there's no plot. It's just legally-distinct Bug Tron because it looks rad.
RealGamerCow: If I remember right, level 4 is...yeah, it's when they start breaking out the odd time signatures
The_Cakemeister: I'd argue Pepers Please is almost a tool booth sim.
Tyrannoeil: The side wall are coming FASSSTTT!
trucytrue: have we done any of that tough fly turn off of wall and then slam or is that asking way to much?
The_Cakemeister: Papers, even.
TehAmelie: i think Chopin said "all art strives toward the condition of music"
Pteraspidomorphi: Juliamon: The Vive is a bit weird, the pressure is on the cheekbones
aWabbajack: oh yeah border patrol without the toll
niccus: fly turn isn't required yet
aWabbajack: was thinking of US Highway Authority Sim the DOT simulator
RealGamerCow: Can a music person tell me what time signature this is?
aWabbajack: Dept of Teleportation
trucytrue: oh also I love this game but I never really thought of it as a rythem game and never actully thought about time signatures
niccus: sounds like 3/4
Unpronounceable: Yeah, this is definitely 3/4
TehAmelie: a waltz with the outer dark
Juliamon: Pteraspidomorphi Ah, that would probably still be bad for me though (even just my glasses hurt after a few hours)
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Tyrannoeil: Wait until he gets a 7/8 one! WutFace WutFace
Tyrannoeil: or 5/8
niccus: you can't hear it but his heart is already at 7/8
trucytrue: I am amazaed how you all can hear time signatures in this at all
Pteraspidomorphi: Quite possible
trucytrue: also every stage gets longer so get ready for that
TehAmelie: what if you could hook this game up with that horror game thingy that tracks your pulse and sweatiness
RealGamerCow: bud-um-bump. yeah, 3/4 makes sense now
Tyrannoeil: @trucytrue the rythmical element doesnt come from the background music but from the different action of the bug
TehAmelie: and adjust the tempo to you
orbitaltuna: this is getting pretty intense
Unpronounceable: Breathe Ian
niccus: the rings make S+ way harder than just surviving for the rest of this level
mtvcdm: !advice
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TehAmelie: i know all about getting so into a game you forget to breathe. i was playing Hades earlier and my leg is still stiff
RealGamerCow: 34 days until LRRMans
trucytrue: Like I absolutely love this game and I dont know why but my brain cant handle comprehending this that way
mtvcdm: I would be so dead in this game.
trucytrue: I do love with how tense this game is when they give you the break segments
DaMullet14: Well this isn't what I expected from Rhythm Cafe today
niccus: it's a tad easier to see the stuff coming up as the player
niccus: it's still going to kick your ass, but
Tyrannoeil: It's soo pretty for tentacle pron. :P
trucytrue: also it's nice being able to actully look at these beautifful backgrounds during the game
trucytrue: like I never noticed the invisible glass triangle part and just thought I was going through a triangle gate
Tyrannoeil: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4 Squid4
chaostreader: So does anyone else think the back of the beetle thing looks kind of like a cobra symbol?
TehAmelie: is it onstantly going uphill or is it just the angle of Ian's neck?
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orbitaltuna: ian do you need to take a break ccolorD
Tyrannoeil: It doesn't feel like it's going up and down. Imagine a sharp drop how that would mess with you!!!
orbitaltuna: i would be so confused playing this
TehAmelie: imagine what kind of tracks the game would have if you put like the kind of music Cameron listens to in it
mtvcdm: Imagine playing this game for hours on end at this breakneck speed... and then going out and driving home at like 15 mph.
wildpeaks: ominous geometry
aesir_blade: Clown rematch
TehAmelie: oh no, it's the particle accelerator angle
trucytrue: I honestly don't knwo what type of music cameron listens to
orbitaltuna: TheIlluminati
trucytrue: it was a ghost
CaptainSpam: Square pyramid. So it was you all along. Traitor.
TehAmelie: angel, i was gonna say
orbitaltuna: this guy again
Pteraspidomorphi: Gritty is persistent
GarQuithnik: oh joy, he has more spikes it seems
wildpeaks: eat your greens, gritty
orbitaltuna: heavily pierced? or prefers to heavily pierce?
itomeshi: Channel the Adam/Boshy. Enhance your calm, Ian!
Anaerin: The level is the alpha and the omega...
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Mash R1.
orbitaltuna: adam doesn't play rhythm games tho
mtvcdm: !smash
LRRbot: Put Xavier Woods in Smash, you cowards!
trucytrue: ah we got to Crakhead MK3
chaostreader: !pubg
LRRbot: Plunder Under's Battle Grunder
wildpeaks: some sekiro bosses are kinda like a rhythm game
Defrost: The 3-α the 3-Ω
Drasvin: !pubg
LRRbot: Whatshisface's Fight Island
Defrost: !badadvice
LRRbot: Caress the spider.
CompSciJedi: This is a game I seriously need to pick up
Tyrannoeil: Holy carp! I go away 2 mins and er are now fighting an angry skull from hell!
trucytrue: it's super good
wildpeaks: rekt
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] Eat it, Gritty!
LRRbot: New quote #6044: "Eat it, Gritty!" —Ian [2019-05-12]
korvys: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:40 PM
mtvcdm: This has been the phantom zone all game.
orbitaltuna: how many levels are in this game?
TehAmelie: Gritty is just trying to get married, and we're hunting and destroying his rings
mtvcdm: If this isn't the phantom zone where are we?
TehAmelie headcanon
Unpronounceable: 10 levels
trucytrue: I think I made it to 5 but I am unsure
mtvcdm: Uh oh
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh it's audiosurf
niccus: this is how gritty got radicalized in the first place
trucytrue: YEAH!
Tyrannoeil: Choices!
Anaerin: Multi-track thumping?!
trucytrue: new mechanic is here!
mariomario42: Audiosurf!
Pteraspidomorphi: No, what was the name... neon drive?
orbitaltuna: now the game truly begins? ccolorD
mtvcdm: Neon Drive, I see where you're going there.
Anaerin: Nitronic Rush?
chickenace11: That monster is Gritty's cousin Gravelly
mtvcdm: This is Neon Drive but evil.
Unpronounceable: I'm pretty sure you can treat the lane change walls like the turns
wildpeaks: get tesselated, triangle
trucytrue: true
Anaerin: TheIlluminati TheIlluminati TheIlluminati
mtvcdm: Neon Drive was evil too, but this is the evil twin to an evil enough game.
Tyrannoeil: That rythm feels epic!
trucytrue: Have we dunked any of the final beats? I know you can't do it often but it feels SOOOOOO GOOOOD!
CompSciJedi: This soundtrack is SO GOOD
Tyrannoeil: Like i could totally hear a Koto drum cover of one of the track from this game!
trucytrue: YEAH!
TehAmelie: you look so cool playing this game, until you suddenly die i mean
trucytrue: also that glowning block that appeard if dunked would recover health if you were missing
Tyrannoeil: This game would also feel great with one of those strange japanese arcade controller with giant colored buttons.
wildpeaks: this stage is very visually pleasing
Tyrannoeil: @wildpeaks musically also!
orbitaltuna: instead of a chrome bug, we have a llama hole
wildpeaks: true too
wildpeaks: Praise hexagons
Darleysam: i'm trying to place where I know that sound from when the wings pop back on
Tyrannoeil: woooooo!
Tyrannoeil: bug sdrift!
wildpeaks: oh good
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Use counters.
orbitaltuna: ccolorD
orbitaltuna: that is not cool
DarkMorford: Uh, hello?
Sarah_Serinde: Cool but also ew
trucytrue: OH NO
TehAmelie: now it's David Lynch directs
Unpronounceable: !badadvice
LRRbot: Aim for Third.
KharadBanar: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
itsr67: ah yes, the googolpede
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Set fire to the tracks.
trucytrue: it's this bit
Defrost: Talking of hexagon... have they done super hexagon on rhythm cafe yet
orbitaltuna: its like an eel crossed with milipede ccolorD
Sarah_Serinde: I have to put up with real house centipedes more than enough as it is
wildpeaks: the track is already on fire, lrrbot
Tyrannoeil: @TehAmelie LUL LUL LUL LUL
AgentMagicMaster: This boss is hard if I remember correctly
aesir_blade: Snek
Anaerin: Touched by his noodly appendage?
mariomario42: Mecha Flying Spaghetti Monsert
korvys: This game is definitely the best Winamp visualisation I've ever seen.
KharadBanar: I would like to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride
Tyrannoeil: I kinda felt the tiggling on my arm on that last silverfish.
ayirbudd: this game is crazy epic
MaladyDark: !findquote phrasing
LRRbot: Quote #2279: "'I should mute my watch' is a phrase I'm still not used to saying." —Graham [2016-04-11]
TehAmelie: i feel like this thing would give soo many crystals in Devil Daggers
Drasvin: !findquote everything
LRRbot: Quote #5368: "This game has taken everything from me!" —Serge [2018-10-05]
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun 5:50 warning
mtvcdm: 10 minutes to the hour.
orbitaltuna: ccolorD
Tyrannoeil: I think the rising strings dont help the tension!
aesir_blade: Ian, if you get a chance to see this, has One Finger Death Punch 2, what came out recently, been put under consideration for showing up on rhythm cafe?
Sarah_Serinde: !rhythm
Tyrannoeil: They are using a Shepard tones here!
KharadBanar: how do you even read chat while playing a rhythm game in VR
korvys: It's level 4, I think it's all 4/4
chaostreader: @kharadbanar I think we are below the game?
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah, we are on the beetle's butt apparently
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote beetle
LRRbot: Quote #6043: "Guys, you're riding right on the ass of my beetle." —Ian [2019-05-12]
KharadBanar: I did not know multiple windows were a possibility in VR like this
orbitaltuna: we're basically a window down by ian's crotch
TehAmelie: this has been some ride. hope we get back to it. gtg
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Move your arms in the air like a gorilla.
50shadesofwhat: Kappa
50shadesofwhat: NotLikeThis
wildpeaks: I mean, it's VR so lrrbot isn't completely wrong
Pteraspidomorphi: That's Beat Saber LRRbot
Tyrannoeil: the last one has 5 fish.
wildpeaks: why did it happen lrrbot ?
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Hit it with the brick.
orbitaltuna: ccolorD
Defrost: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't use computers.
wildpeaks: lrrbot is getting sassy
DarkMorford: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
Defrost: Can't help but feel targeted by sassplan...
Tyrannoeil: Yeah! GG!
orbitaltuna: ccolorD
Gizmoloid: Try lowering the controller sensitivity slightly in settings. I had to do it to prevent accidental lane changes.
chaostreader: What is sassplan and when did it happen?
itomeshi: Um, Ian, put down the controller, it's ok...
orbitaltuna: nice
wildpeaks: woohoo
korvys: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:01 PM
Darleysam: and blink!
Anaerin: chaostreader Sassplan is something used in Serge's channel (to counterpoint !plan).
Himyul: your eyes aren't bleeding, so I call it a win
Tyrannoeil: And you didn't jumped scares on by anyone!
Defrost: Sassplan is a command for serge's channel where the mods sass on serge
Sarah_Serinde: Sassplan is a thing from Serge's channel. People started trying to use it in LRRchat during Mine O'Clock but I didn't want to steal the Brew Crew's thing, so I made that :D
Tyrannoeil: Good for you!
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Cori takes over Play it Forward for the next little while. She's checking out Horizon Zero Dawn. Game: Horizon Zero Dawn) at Mon 12:00 PM PDT (17:58 from now).
mtvcdm: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
wildpeaks: download Ian's consciousness back into his meat shell
Alness49: Ian now has to remove himself from the plugsuit
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2380 patrons for a total of $14,152.59 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
mtvcdm: !twitter
MaladyDark: man, being bald seems to make that easier for you,
chaostreader: Oh okay. Thanks.
orbitaltuna: pants chat
mtvcdm: This now ends another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
Sarah_Serinde: Hai Ben!
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Cori takes over Play it Forward for the next little while. She's checking out Horizon Zero Dawn. Game: Horizon Zero Dawn) at Mon 12:00 PM PDT (17:56 from now).
wildpeaks: milk boy
Unpronounceable: Hi Magic Boi
Defrost: Oh he's a magic man
MaladyDark: milk?
Juliamon: Tomorrow evening BIG HYPE yall
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MaladyDark: looking forward to that, Cam has such a chill but tense style
mtvcdm: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Ben: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager
Juliamon: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
Sarah_Serinde: That's still a great quote :D
chaostreader: That’s my favorite quote.
Sarah_Serinde: Happily I haven't had to call it up much in recent campaigns, because chat is great lrrHEART
RealGamerCow: Dice. Friends. Heck. Yeah.
MaladyDark: it's a such a great TTRPG thing
Defrost: !quote 1337
LRRbot: Quote #1337: "Turok: Dinosaur Titty Hunter" —Raymond [2015-12-22]
RealGamerCow: It will be interesting to see if Cameron's DM style has changed at all. I found his adventures to be a little bit railroad-y, but with great stories.
chaostreader: @sarah_serinde It applies to more than dice friends. It’s good on AFK too
Sarah_Serinde: Haha yeah good point
wildpeaks: time to get back to GDC all-womens hotfix, currently Layers of Fear :)
Juliamon: I think he may have been a bit hindered in the past by limited sessions.
RealGamerCow: indeed
RealGamerCow: It's hard to fit your full story into a limited timefram
Juliamon: He definitely has a broader scope in mind for his campaigns and 2 sessions just doesn't work well for it
Juliamon: Particularly when you're trying to keep it to 3 hours
Juliamon: That's why I'm so excited for the new campaign, there was SO MUCH we didn't get to see in Burning Bright
Sarah_Serinde: I can't remember, do we know how many sessions this one will be?
Juliamon: I vaguely recall him saying it was like, two sessions, then a week off because of travel? and then more sessions? Don't take my word for it though
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah, I remember hearing that part
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks