Pteraspidomorphi: So what type of game is this today? Watch+Kiss?
kassy_13: wasn't kathleen hoping all games this year would be good?
kassy_13: life's too short to play bad games lol
Pteraspidomorphi: A bit too late for that
kassy_13: it's an ongoing resolution :P
Pteraspidomorphi: I enjoyed the baseball game, even though I know absolutely nothing about baseball
kassy_13: i think i missed that one
Mysticman89: oh boy its almost smooch time
kassy_13: some good early-mid noughties rock going on
sir_jack_DB: smerch
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sir_jack_DB: WHAT
laozi3: aaaay matt!
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sir_jack_DB: this is new to me
GrumblingMoblin: wow!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OOH that's a nice intro
mtvcdm: Hi Kathleen, hi Matt!
hella_qh: YOOOOOOO
Riandisa: Nice intro
mtvcdm: Also yes this song baaaaaaad
hella_qh: thats so good :D
t3h_f1gm3nt: what's this? i thought you only played BAD dating games on now kiss :P
camomom2: Hey there Kathleen! Huge fan here😁
HunterLionheart: L-L-LEWD
tenthtechpriest: PHRASING
mtvcdm: This game's release was February 2014.
kassy_13: what did you say lol
mtvcdm: Also this game, for the record, is on Steam for $25.
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
skullcandyboi: Hello
t3h_f1gm3nt: its not ENTIRELY straight...though there's only one non-straight option for each of the protags
KV1NN4: Oh good
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kassy_13: i think she's cute!
kassy_13: she is ABSOLUTELY a boy's love pillow though
kassy_13: female love interest friend?
shadowbow464: Pillow waifu
kassy_13: anne! <3
laozi3: could be the fresh new start to escape the pillow
mtvcdm: (Housekeeping, we do have a temporary eurovision channel in the LRR Discord.)
Zhedor: @kassy_13 sane europeans thank you
kassy_13: hahaha @Zhedor
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kassy_13: thanks!!! @mtvcdm i need to join that
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Pteraspidomorphi: I was also confused
Skasher4430: cheer100 how r u guys today :)
Pal_Friendpatine: Nice Albuquerque drop
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doctorGunsforhands: *squints at character face* I just got in and you probably mentioned it, but... is this the same dev as Horse Hall?
sivakrytos: ummmm tthat's an unfortunate name of a school
gnome_friend: sergeHi what's this?
KV1NN4: Is the dude option also shy and froma tiny small town/
accountmadeforants: Everyone's staring at her like "My god, she would fit perfectly in a rectangle!"
monakai: As someone who has gone to a big and small university, going to a bigger one is WAY better for being shy. People will ignore you more than if it's just a few hundred other people.
KV1NN4: cos i can't think of many male characters with those attributes outside of Clark Kent and he was pretending
sivakrytos: also having liven in towns of ~5000 she did not buy that jacket or skirt within 10 miles of that town
Pal_Friendpatine: @accountmadeforants “I gotta put this girl on a pillow!”
kassy_13: she's cute!
KV1NN4: I have feelings!
Pteraspidomorphi: She was clearly dressed for class
t3h_f1gm3nt: YOU CAN!
kassy_13: chaos lesbian for sure
KV1NN4: Team Chaos Lesbian
t3h_f1gm3nt: you can totally date isabella as anne
kassy_13: i want that
kassy_13: omg yes let's date isabella
Pteraspidomorphi: The baseball game?
VelvetFalcon: And they were roommates!
BogglesUrMind: Man, I used to have an incredible Chaos Lesbian army. Wish I had never sold it to pay for that new transmission.
laozi3: YES
mtvcdm: #TeamChaosLesbian
t3h_f1gm3nt: NOPE! not completely straight. each protag has a gay option. shame its only one each but better than nothing
Rhynerd: Isn’t Butterfly Soup a lawful lesbian and her chaos lesbian friends?
aiamethyst: "seduce me" has a three lesbian options, chaos,order and succubus but they are a bit hidden
kassy_13: would they really give college kids a massive tv lol
Gascitygaming: !next
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VelvetFalcon: Such bad boy!
t3h_f1gm3nt: boooo kathleen booooo
HunterLionheart: Sum 41!
ContingentCat: yup
Lunareclipse123: Dwaine Dibley?!
KV1NN4: He doens't even have a tattoo!
HunterLionheart: He's clearly in too deep
kassy_13: boo @HunterLionheart
t3h_f1gm3nt: TIL: sum 41 is canadian
NimrodXIV: "the other Canadian band" are there only 2? lol
BogglesUrMind: What year is this set that he's still wearing black/white checked wrist bands?
VelvetFalcon: He has Roxas wristbands!
PhorrestGaze: all in on #teamchaoslesbian eh?
kassy_13: he's totally a max
HunterLionheart: @kassy_13 Oh be nice. There are very few Sum 41 puns that one can make and hope to land
shadowbow464: even dominic is woried.
kassy_13: @HunterLionheart :D
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: This is the first Now Kiss I've been able to catch live in a long time. lrrHEART
kassy_13: @HunterLionheart i mean you're not wrong :D
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah....max is kinda a donger
ContingentCat: yikes
VelvetFalcon: Can THEY make out instead?
BogglesUrMind: Booo max, you suck eggs!
shadowbow464: dominic is also a god choice
kassy_13: i'm so pleased we're not playing max
t3h_f1gm3nt: @VelvetFalcon unfortunately dominic is not an option for max
HunterLionheart: Somebody should give that angry guy what for. Leave him with a fat lip.
accountmadeforants: It's interesting that both protagonist options exist at the same time, at least.
t3h_f1gm3nt: @KV1NN4 he get's...a little better. still kinda a donger though
margieargie: So... don't get caught?
VelvetFalcon: Hahaha! That's not gonna happen.
KV1NN4: @t3h_f1gm3nt yikes
BogglesUrMind: No drinking in your college dorm? I didn't even live at college and I know that's never gonna happen.
Pteraspidomorphi: This is a lot of detail for a game
kassy_13: i lived at college but legal drinking age was 18 so what were they gonna do
GreenMittenz: I am 27 and still have never had alcohol. At this point I basically dont drink just so I can still say that.
t3h_f1gm3nt: @KV1NN4 yeah...i think the anne route for him is probably where he's the best, cause he learns to not be such a douche...but he can't fully recover from being a douche
TehAmelie: what up kiss...ingers?
kassy_13: "such hours"
VelvetFalcon: I remember when i lived in a house when we couldn't control the heat and it was controlled remotely by the landlords. We froze our asses off.
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mtvcdm: UM
t3h_f1gm3nt: @KV1NN4 note that this is from me playing it LONG maybe a year after it came out, so like 4 years ago
NimrodXIV: that sounds AWFUL, VelvetFalcon
PhorrestGaze: vote him out of the house!
kassy_13: @TehAmelie could be a better fandom name :P
TehAmelie: could be a good name for this stream population, if the most famous Kissinger wasn't terrible
kassy_13: exactly :(
Pteraspidomorphi: Relationship botanics?
ContingentCat: people should be picky with dating options
accountmadeforants: I really hope Anne is just as insufferable had you picked Max as your protagonist, just to throw people off.
margieargie: Lorna Schlitzwhistle, Relationship Advisor?
KV1NN4: did they name him Max cos he's A Lot(tm)?
VelvetFalcon: @NimrodXIV Yeah, apparently the drug dealers who lived there before us went pretty ham on it. We did inherit all their sick armchairs though.
HunterLionheart: Rude
kassy_13: yesss chaos lesbian
shadowbow464: the shoujo ai is real.
mtvcdm: Yes! Follow that instinct Anne!
kassy_13: good girl anne
TehAmelie: so what's happening in this college co-ed love-o-rama?
NimrodXIV: VelvetFalcon lrrWOW
t3h_f1gm3nt: max pls
Dared00: Oh gosh dang, I'm late
NimrodXIV: *hurk*
ContingentCat: yikes
VelvetFalcon: @NimrodXIV It just occurred to me that I'm still sleeping on one of their mattresses.
mtvcdm: Max is the kind of guy you carry pepper spray to drive off.
kassy_13: @TehAmelie this dude is awful and we're full speed ahead for a cute short-haired girl who knocked us over whilst wearing cute summer clothes
TehAmelie: nice :T face
KV1NN4: that is a LOT of books to bring
monakai: This is like an SUV load of things.
VelvetFalcon: Anne is a precious baby.
shadowbow464: wow
ContingentCat: wow
AnjaZeta: At least he let us go, I guess that counts for something
mtvcdm: Her favorite 50.
kassy_13: i love her!
PhorrestGaze: we're heckin' cute.
GreenMittenz: Get that girl a kindle
TehAmelie: i would sleep uneasily with all those books high over my head
sivakrytos: books weigh an ass ton
KV1NN4: at least 50lbs of books
VelvetFalcon: Like, you're about to have a LOT more books kiddo.
kassy_13: especially the ones on the crooked angle
VelvetFalcon: A Young Riker.
VelvetFalcon: Date.
mtvcdm: Books weigh a ton, but on the plus side they're hers and not subject to the whims of an Amazon user agreement.
kassy_13: she's cute!!!
KV1NN4: thats an interesting..... shirt
kassy_13: you're cute!!
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh hey lorna
Alex_ndre93: Is this the kind of game where everything stops at a kiss... Really?
shadowbow464: dominic is mood.
Pteraspidomorphi: That was the right voice
sivakrytos: it's weed
kassy_13: she IS LORNA
VelvetFalcon: @KV1NN4 it's made of Anime fibers.
GreenMittenz: Is this a preppy lorna?
Edgarware: Glad Kathleen just no-scoped this personality
Jorge4hg: Lorna?
Dared00: weefees
NimrodXIV: wow, did Kathleen ever call that voice
MAPBoardgames: Kiss all the waifus!
ContingentCat: I love how good Kathleen is at reading this character type from the second they appear
KV1NN4: @VelvetFalcon 101% Weeb made
Alex_ndre93: I gues she is HIGH-ly... focused...?
KV1NN4: i don't understand her pose here even if I still love her
TehAmelie: it's always a question of how heavily the games will lean into the same old character archetypes, and i guess the answer is usually "very"
kassy_13: wow anne, pole dancing is an amazing sport
Alex_ndre93: Anyone who has a Dance Pool in a roommate situation has it coming for them...
KV1NN4: Don't alter someones possessions without askingggg
kassy_13: ^
ContingentCat: She's right to be angry at this
kassy_13: agreed
Alex_ndre93: Not a Dancing Pole anymore... I see...
TehAmelie: artists gotta art. always impulsively and unselfconsciously
accountmadeforants: Dang, I'm liking Isabella more every second. She's just so... reasonable.
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VelvetFalcon: Hey Dominic. Do your job.
kassy_13: he's doing more for you than others...
VelvetFalcon: He is completely clean.
TehAmelie: i predict a secret yoga cult
kassy_13: wow this guy is NOT great
Alex_ndre93: Naked canvas inuendo?
PhorrestGaze: do the doors not have locks?
SpicyNapalm: got this game in a humble bundle for a buck and ended up playing through it once with my gf. Not very knowledgable about the genre but it seems very average, but hey if that's what you want look no further!
SpicyNapalm: just a small town giiiiirl~
VelvetFalcon: Hey, if this is college, does that mean Anne is cosplaying a high schooler?
kassy_13: rota?
Pal_Friendpatine: I like her midriff
Zhedor: It's not rare in some german dorms.
VelvetFalcon: Silly Sally, that's Anne, not Again.
TehAmelie: we just went over this in Cam's stream: you can too taste the difference
margieargie: Speaking as a vegetarian: the ones that are good are the ones that -aren't- trying to be exactly like meat.
kassy_13: chaos lesbian
PhorrestGaze: wearing less clothing!
kassy_13: she's actually simultaneously wearing more AND less clothing lol
shadowbow464: she can tell
ContingentCat: I think the towel's actually more covering than what she was wearing
HunterLionheart: I'd blush too, Izz.
TehAmelie: where do i change my alignment to chaotic lesbian? it seems fun
VelvetFalcon: Dominic isn't nearly as good at taking as he is at dishing it out.
kassy_13: sweet potato fries <3
Zhedor: oooh sweet potato fries, yummy
TehAmelie: bold to rock a towel with no hands
SpicyNapalm: gravity works differently in fantasy worlds, towels are antigrav
TehAmelie: cue running with toast in mouth!
accountmadeforants: Good thing you're already dressed eh
kassy_13: wow yup well done
Pal_Friendpatine: @tehamelie it’s all in how you tuck that towel in
kassy_13: didn't even put on clothes
SpicyNapalm: waking up having college stress dreams years after school □_□
atinyspacemarine: So, what's the premise of this game? I missed the beginning
VelvetFalcon: I like farmboy Rakesh better.
laozi3: What an odd and revealing analogy to her uncle
kassy_13: @atinyspacemarine we're dating roommates. we're full speed for a chaos lesbian
ContingentCat: oh no
atinyspacemarine: oh no
PhorrestGaze: that's a load bearing wall! (probably)
VelvetFalcon: Do it.
kassy_13: oh nooo
laozi3: oh yeah!
accountmadeforants: Honestly, I'm starting to get torn between team Chaos Lesbian and team Just Actual Chaos.
margieargie: Let Dominic deal with it.
VelvetFalcon: Oh god, it's English. Don't bother.
IsabelleRacotzi: idk i'm with rakesh
Dared00: house collapses, bad end
IsabelleRacotzi: the wall was boring in the first place
ContingentCat: first day of class being late is fine
AnjaZeta: Not my circus, not my monkeys
PhorrestGaze: really hope the house falls over
NimrodXIV: I'm more curious how to get into a wall with a hacksaw
kassy_13: it seems unlikely
kassy_13: agreed
SpicyNapalm: premise of game is choose Male or female main char, be in house where can have relationships in college. I played through Chaos Lesbian route and it was honestly not a bad game, worth the quarter I paid for it when I got it
kassy_13: ayyy @SpicyNapalm worth it? great
TehAmelie: hm, the game seems to go for $0.25-1
atinyspacemarine: who has more free time in college?
atinyspacemarine: yikes
kassy_13: yesss
laozi3: !
kassy_13: @atinyspacemarine this is our chaos lesbian
VelvetFalcon: No, I'm Anne Left.
AerodynamicPie: where am I?
TehAmelie: currently $23 on Steam. that's one yike
ContingentCat: @atinyspacemarine nobody, but it's easy to think you will on the first day just seeing the syllabus
atinyspacemarine: @ContingentCat that's fair
SpicyNapalm: I got it in a humble bundle so it was cheap. :P
wynternyghtynggale: chaos lesbian for the win!
shadowbow464: to be honest she's chaos bi
kassy_13: ^ seems fair
Pal_Friendpatine: I always disliked the “I would have fun corrupting you” thing. What if I would have fun “uncorrupting you?” Did you ever thing of that?? Huh?!
margieargie: "I wouldn't mind doing that part-time..."
MAPBoardgames: I've been in and out, so I've only seen about 5 seconds of this game. But it occurs to me that in every scene one of the characters has her hands behind her head like a shampoo commercial.
wynternyghtynggale: chaos bi= Birate
VelvetFalcon: That's... Not a meatball sub?
kassy_13: oh hey this game has stats???
SpicyNapalm: having worked a sandwich shop, some of the orders were actually ridiculous
SpicyNapalm: then again I started experimenting with my lunches and created a fair bit of monstrosities myself...
t3h_f1gm3nt: @kassy_13 yuuuuup. kinda goes into the simulation bit the game was mentioning earlier. stats are also needed for good endings with characters
Mysticman89: oh here we go, its sim time
kassy_13: oooh cool @t3h_f1gm3nt
t3h_f1gm3nt: kinda matt lol
VelvetFalcon: I think it's Isabella, Sally or Rakesh, in that order.
TehAmelie: ooh, choices
kassy_13: d'you think isabella is more spontaneous or active?
SpicyNapalm: pub is chaos lesbian imo
ContingentCat: rock climbing I think
VelvetFalcon: Is the goal to make Anne break bad?
Talin06: Yoga
t3h_f1gm3nt: kathleen and matt: if you click on that stats button, i think it will tell you what each character wants stat wise
TehAmelie: seems haflway between Monster Prom and Long Live the Queen
SpicyNapalm: every character has a primary and secondary trait, dom is active organized for example
mtvcdm: I imagine we'll be pressured by the game into sleeping once in a while.
SpicyNapalm: but she said she started in the cafeteria her freshman year
TehAmelie: maybe we have to pool snacks
SpicyNapalm: gotta buy snacks for the RPGs yo
mtvcdm: amytfaWalnut
atinyspacemarine: Go climbing
camomom2: This is pretty interesting to watch with you 2 as narrators.
SpicyNapalm: study over chess
TheMerricat: ?codefall
Pump19: Codefall | Do Not Feed the Monkeys (Steam)
DentedPockets: Does it cost $15 to roll in bed?
TheMerricat: Testing Testing. Chat seems so quiet on my side.... am I connected?
TheMerricat: ?codefall 2
Pump19: Codefall | Finding Paradise (Steam)
t3h_f1gm3nt: @TheMerricat i see you
kassy_13: @TheMerricat i see you
SpicyNapalm: yep! just a chill chat @themerricat :)
Dared00: @themerricat yup yup
TheMerricat: Heheh thanks chat :-)
kassy_13: this is pretty aka wrong
PhorrestGaze: kinda looks like a spring formal
SpicyNapalm: oh, you didnt have college parties like this? plebeians Kappa
VelvetFalcon: Here's a little diddy about Chad and Diaaaaaane.
kassy_13: what house lol this is like a gazebo/tent thing
VelvetFalcon: This room would not have a keg.
Dared00: ah yes, the wedding keg
accountmadeforants: I'm willing to believe this is really funky plastic garden furniture
wilcoxchar: this isn't a party this is a luncheon
KV1NN4: losing me Isabella..
mtvcdm: Oh no! Pressuring someone into drinking!
PhorrestGaze: Peer pressure! Peer pressure! Peer pressure!
VelvetFalcon: Cooooooooool, I have already left this party.
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
TheMerricat: Are these people seeing the backgournd behind them? I think they are having hallucinations.
Lysander_Gustav: I've never had a chance to watch this show before.
VelvetFalcon: Greetings.
kassy_13: swaying, aka how i dance
TheMerricat: @VelvetFalcon greetings and salutations. We are having a college party as you can no doubt tell from the surrondings!
kassy_13: go away
Dared00: Max no
VelvetFalcon: I was about to say "Don't sleep with your roommates" and then I remembered what this game is.
MAPBoardgames: Roofiecolada?
accountmadeforants: Oh god why
kassy_13: i wouldn't trust this guy
tergonis: red flag
kassy_13: nooope
SpicyNapalm: @velvetfalcon yeah... kinda the point :P
shadowbow464: i will never trust these kinds of parties.
cuttlefishman: what the heck is the dress code for this party
mtvcdm: Oh look, it's the human party foul.
VelvetFalcon: @SpicyNapalm After living in Res, it's one of the most important lessons you learn.
AnjaZeta: I do admire her tactics
accountmadeforants: Oh, looks like Isabelle is protecting us, I like her!
kassy_13: yay
Dared00: Five!
monakai: Sweet.
mtvcdm: Plus 5..... out of Number!
MAPBoardgames: OK. Now KISS!
TheM8: OH SHE IS A possible target!
VelvetFalcon: This is not OK.
kassy_13: uh ok
kassy_13: uniform???
random_shoes: wait, we found our twin?
shadowbow464: akechi?
monakai: wat
t3h_f1gm3nt: i totally forgot about this guy
DK_84: Uniform?
ContingentCat: wat
PhorrestGaze: does this school have a uniform the other main characters are ignoring?
VelvetFalcon: It's Enna! Alternate universe Anne!
VelvetFalcon: Max definitely got in a fight.
PhorrestGaze: RIP Max
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VelvetFalcon: Jesus, what a light weight.
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mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Kathleen and occasionally a guest smooch their way through the world of dating games. Game: Roommates) at Wed 03:00 PM PDT (54m ago).
camomom2: that was one interesting stream
SpicyNapalm: thanks for the stream while you could!
laozi3: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Kathleen and occasionally a guest smooch their way through the world of dating games. Game: Roommates) at Wed 03:00 PM PDT (54m ago).
VelvetFalcon: Basketball Rakesh!?
t3h_f1gm3nt: you can avoid him for the most part. he'll show up in a few scenes but we don't gotta date him
kassy_13: sally?
ContingentCat: Sally maybe next?
sivakrytos: NO
kassy_13: dominic and sally?
PhorrestGaze: Sally seems fine
kassy_13: it's a bad idea
theneatestburrito: Dark horse Rakesh?
VelvetFalcon: Get yourself a Dom!
t3h_f1gm3nt: dominic is a little uptight but he's pretty cool later on
kassy_13: bat jokes
sivakrytos: there are def rules against RA's dating the students they're responsible for
MrSVCD: bat shit crazy games?
Jigokuro: Wow
MAPBoardgames: More bat sh** crazyness
ContingentCat: thanks for streaming Matt and Kathleen lrrHEART
Jigokuro: Got here literally on "Bye everybody." rooFeels
laozi3: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Kathleen and occasionally a guest smooch their way through the world of dating games. Game: Roommates) at Wed 03:00 PM PDT (57m ago).
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Mash R1.
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Kathleen and occasionally a guest smooch their way through the world of dating games. Game: Roommates) at Wed 03:00 PM PDT (57m ago).
QuantumTwitch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Kathleen and occasionally a guest smooch their way through the world of dating games. Game: Roommates) at Wed 03:00 PM PDT (59m ago).
Count_Nodonora: Huh, why is twitch telling me LRR's live now? Technical issues?
TehAmelie: might be because the stream went under an hour
TehAmelie: and why does Daemon tools keep creating new virtual drives whenever i mount a disc image? oh, apparently it's a grand plan to trick people into getting the premium version with unlimited virtual drives
Pteraspidomorphi: On modern windows versions you should no longer need an external program to mount an iso image