HesGotNoPants: afk time?
DarkMorford: SOON™
mowdownjoe: soooooooooooooon
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djalternative: What's the game this week?
Pal_Friendpatine: Calendar says Space Base
jasaria: Space base methinks
LathosTiran: spase base. prepare your eardrums :P
Pal_Friendpatine: Wouldn’t that be Space Bass @lathostiran ;p
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djalternative: Prepare my eardrums? This must be Gundam Thunderbolt then.
orbitaltuna: who's playing space base?
DarkMorford: Ben and whoever he could round up, presumably.
Pal_Friendpatine: Ben, Ian, Graham, and... um I don’t remember the other
djalternative: I'm playing some space base more commonly known as edm right now.
LathosTiran: chances of a "I'm sorry Ben, I can't do that" ?
DarkMorford: With Ian there? I'd say greater than 50%.
djalternative: Ben, Ian, Graham, and whoever couldn't run away from Ben fast enough
Pal_Friendpatine: riffLUL
HesGotNoPants: I'm hoping beej
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djalternative: I don't know. Matt seems to be the one with the least success of running away from Ben.
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ElektroTal: hello and welcome
grgriffin3: MY boy???
korvys: The rare Graham appearance!
seth_erickson: Ah Hai
Baldrash: It's our boi!
CanvasWolfDoll: @korvys on pc, actually.
PhorrestGaze: space boi
BloodnBullets: graham had been let out of the editing mines!
Rhynerd: A base in space?
EJGRgunner: 2 of the four games being played in the intro no longer appear on AFK
MAPBoardgames: Graham has escaped from the roadquest mines.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Graham Ben Adam and Ian. hi chat. Ooh i'm not late!
DarkMorford: ADAM IS READY
Alness49: Table Slap incoming
Baldrash: Adam needs a polishing cloth!
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asthanius: Table Slap was that series that got cancelled, right?
itomeshi: It's not organic!
AdamYMHMI: Some Sort of Table Slam new podcast?
sopranocat: Now it is tradition!
PhorrestGaze: Tableslap ran out of source material.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: now we're just showing off how sturdy it is
MAPBoardgames: If you stop slapping, we riot.
Baldrash: Table slaps are like Adam's Vince. Do it for the memes!
EJGRgunner: Is Adam becoming the Mizdow to Ian’s Miz?
ImAFunnyKoala: Hey I caught AFK Live!
Going_Medium: I used to table slap before it was cool.
ElektroTal: why isn't it Patreon dot come slash YOU
Baldrash: Holy hell that STEIN.
UnseenAcademical: You can fit so many advertisements in this stream.
blackwlf: The real tableslam was the friends we made along the way. *cut to Adam bodyslamming Ian into the table*
DarkMorford: Beej is doing alters, right?
EJGRgunner: BEEJ
blip2004: oh was going to ask. Is the improv group doing otafest this weekend?
Pal_Friendpatine: That mug of drink Ian has, has grown over the last few streams
AdamYMHMI: Beej's grading scale is "Card" to "Not Card"?
GrandLlamaQ: Oh! It's Graham!
EJGRgunner: “This card tried its best. A for effort.”
Tiber727: Ooh! Space Base! AKA Better Machi Koro.
Baldrash: Beej will perform bend tests on your Power Nine.
sopranocat: @LoadingReadyRun Quick Graham, you're free! Run for it! Also hi everybody
ElektroTal: it starts with twelve ships, i don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try
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ElektroTal: =)
djalternative: With all of these space based games on AFK makes me want to see them play flux
EJGRgunner: @elektrotal and in the end it isn’t anti-matter?
Tiber727: There is also one card that says "You win the game."
Tiber727: But you have to roll 12 multiple times to use it.
Kodra22: this game is super fun, I've loved it in my play group.
Kodra22: I did win with that card, but it involved chicanery
Kodra22: Because I swapped my 12 and 1 slot
Kodra22: and moved a bunch of charges
MAPBoardgames: So far, this is reminding me of Machi Koro
TetraRay: gotta spend it to earn it
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Kodra22: People tell me that a lot, I haven't played Machi Koro though
Mister_Hush: @MAPBoardgames It's a lot like that, yeah
Tiber727: @MAPBoardgames Which is why everyone calls it better Machi Koro.
theneatestburrito: Machi Koro is great.
Mister_Hush: "Better" remain to be seen, but sure
Tiber727: I also recommend Dice City as a better Machi Koro.
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Kodra22: (quick check, aren't players supposed to start with one random level one card?)
MrGibberish: Can you have multiple deployed ships on the same slot?
ElektroTal: is it just me or is the video slightly out of sync with audio?
Kodra22: Yes!
Tiber727: @Kodra22 You start by "Buying" a random card from the top of the lvl 1 deck.
Going_Medium: can you earn from 4,5,or 9?
Kodra22: @MrGibberish yep, and getting an overloaded deploy is a big strategy
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Mister_Hush: @Kodra22 That's how the first player is determined, so it's probably how they'll start actually playing
djalternative: 42 = best number
Kodra22: @Mister_Hush Sweet, I've never been the explainer, only the explainee
TeodorantZMX: 42 is associated with death in Japanese
CaffeinatedLemur peeks in
ElektroTal: no, that's just 4
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Colony too big to yeet
korvys: @ElektroTal I've noticed that some cameras have a slight delay - it's more obvious on the magic streams with multiple cameras on the overlay.
chaostreader: !uptime
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djalternative: nothing is too big to yeet
thesurfaceofthemoon: Nothing, however, is too big to kobe
widecrusher1: Dammit I literally just miss Ben explaining the rules
chaostreader: @widecrusher1 Same. Just got here.
Tiber727: The game itself is straightforward, but I will say that the rules are *horribly* written.
Relativiox: Howso?
Kodra22: @Tiber727 on a scale of 1 to Mage Knight, how bad are the rules?
Mister_Hush: The rulebook is downright labyrinthine.
djalternative: hawt swahp
Tiber727: @widecrusher1 The active player rolls 2 dice. Everyone can either take the benefit of both single die, or the combined result.
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ArmadilloAL: Oh man, I got to play this at Gamehole Con last year. It's SO GOOD.
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Mister_Hush: It absolutely seems like a game designer wrote the rulebook and not a communications specialist.
orionsrise1: hey........ who let Graham out of the Editing Mines?
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traveller800 starts to emit smoke from brain as I attempt to understand rules
Hadouken_lol_catz: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
drfox17: agh, I missed Now Kiss!
thesurfaceofthemoon: orionrise1 trick is, he has a key. So it's hard to keep him in there.
traveller800 explodes
Mister_Hush: Every time Adam is sitting here for the rules explanation, he gets this glazed over look while he stares at chat, it's honestly my favorite part
Tiber727: @widecrusher1 The active player gets the benefit in blue, everyone else gets the benefit in red, that are tucked above their playmat. When you buy a card, you move a card from your mat to the spot above so that the red is showing.
Tiber727: @Kodra22 Never played MK.
Twilight_Spark: This looks simple.
Pal_Friendpatine: @drfox17 Now Kiss was really short today. Kathleen had to zip off to somewhere last minute. Show was less than an hour. But they will be playing more of the game next week
Alness49: We're taking the Hobits to Isingard-3!
chaostreader: It’s a shape run by elves. So Vulcan?
djalternative: I kinda wish there was a card reader for this. Those cards are so small on camera.
MAPBoardgames: Paul, given the crew at the table, ALL of the ships will be run by nerds.
traveller800: @Twilight_Spark the rules made my head explode...luckily I have spares
chaostreader: *ship. Not shape.
widecrusher1: @Tiber727 Thanks for the explanation
grgriffin3: The Tomato Menders!
drfox17: @Pal_Friendpatine Thanks! I feel like I keep missing that show, even though it's timed perfectly for me
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Twilight_Spark: Is there a link to the rulebook anywhere?
mariomario42: oooooo
ElektroTal: adam is awfully quiet. can we adjust his mic?
Tiber727: @widecrusher1 You get one buy on your turn, or you can skip. If you skip, you save your money. If you buy, you lose all money, then go back up to your passive income.
thesurfaceofthemoon: How a-paul-ing lrrAWESOME
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the names help
MAPBoardgames: That's awesome, Paul!
Chartle: this is a great overlay
EJGRgunner: It’s crewed by Beardtones
blackwlf: That is an excellent overlay.
ArmadilloAL: If I had that overlay for my irl games of this, I might actually care what my opponents were doing.
mtvcdm: Quick reminder, we are restarting Clip of the Day on the Twitter account, so be sure to get those clips in if you see something good.
sivakrytos: apnap
traveller800: and so graham started his career as the imperial emperor
Gekyouryuu: @traveller800 as opposed to a democratic emperor?
blackwlf: "This is how much money I have. How much does your thing cost?"
traveller800: @Gekyouryuu yes
Tiber727: You perpetually break your piggy bank, then spend the remainder on a new piggy bank.
mtvcdm: One art, please.
ArmadilloAL: All of the players are basically Phillip J. Frye, constantly telling the market to shut up and take their money.
Gekyouryuu: @mtvcdm nice try, Oysters Rockefeller. turkey dogs for you
MAPBoardgames: No! Say it isn't so!
traveller800: and ian is bankrupt
blackwlf: USS Significant Shortfall of Gravitas
EJGRgunner: Is it a "Pohl" class?
EJGRgunner: because that was an editor of Galaxy back in the day
Mister_Hush: The BLUE section of that card is "Both" I think
Mister_Hush: Unless the slash isn't showing up on camera
SquareDotCube: three whole space bucks!
Kramburger: 3 Spacerydoo!
Mister_Hush: Oh, no, the slash is there, I'm crazy
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah very faint slash @mister_hush
FoxFyr: !uptime
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SquareDotCube: 3 space bucks... The gig economy in space is difficult, yo
ArmadilloAL: There's 12 ways to roll a 2 and only 2 ways to roll an 11.
Kodra22: 13 ways
MAPBoardgames: 13 ways
Kodra22: because snake-eyes
ArmadilloAL: You're double-counting double-twos.
Kodra22: but that doubles up the 2s
Kodra22: (fair point)
chaostreader: But it isn’t a different way to roll a two
ArmadilloAL: More precisely, there's 11 ways to roll *a* 2, 1 way to roll *two* 2s, and 12 ways to roll *at least one* 2.
EJGRgunner: Pick the one with the coolest name
MAPBoardgames: armadillo is correct. 12 ways.
Kodra22: yep
ZealousCrow: what the BUS is this game?!
ZealousCrow: SO many cards
EJGRgunner: @ZealousCrow Space Base
SydPreviouslyHeadache: someone grab Kranks Thumb
chaostreader: @zealouscrow Space Base
ostcrammath: flawless russian
Pal_Friendpatine: Is it possible to move the one in the 12 slot to a slot that might roll more often?
Tiber727: But who cares, because if you replace a card it stacks up in the red section, which you have 3x the chance to get.
Kramburger: Michael Scott?
korvys: But those slot 11 ships seem powerful. To have a 1/3 chance of it popping off in future seems good.
Kodra22: I will briefly point out some strategy, all cards are good later on in the game, because they give you bigger deployments, and you are more likely to score off of deployments, since you roll once for every 3 times your opponents roll
Twilight_Spark: So this is a worker placement type deal?
StageMgrRob: How many deployed ships can you have?
Kodra22: unlimited @StageMgrRob
brainbosh: Wait, how many dice do you get to roll in this game?
chaostreader: @brainbosh Two. Always two.
ZealousCrow: Ohhhhh. So this works like monopoly... sort of
Kodra22: everyone rolls 2d6 at the start of their turn @brainbosh
LoadingReadyRun: the deployed version of the ships is usually less powerful, though
chaostreader: You can count them together or separately.
brainbosh: I must have missed some way for people to have more than 3 ways to roll a 2.
Tiber727: @Kodra22 To be more specifi, one person rolls 2d6, but everyone benefits from it.
ArmadilloAL: @brainbosh You can take either the *total* on the dice or *each die individually*.
Twilight_Spark: 7 is the most common roll, right?
Twilight_Spark: Well, actually this is slightly more complicated. Wowee
chaostreader: @twilight_spark On two d6, yes.
seth_erickson: Not for this game
seth_erickson: It's a six or a 4 I think
brainbosh: @ArmadilloAL ok, i see....
Kodra22: @Twilight_Spark 6 is the most common roll in this game
Rhynerd: Good thing it wasn't the UES Contact Light
mariomario42: I feel like 3 and 5 are the best slots since they have 2d6 role, and 2 ways to combine
ArmadilloAL: Should you choose, you can take a 1 with 11/36 rolls, 2 with 12/36, and so on up to 16/36 for 6.
crashdownreg: everybody gets one
ArmadilloAL: Then 7 is 6/36, 8 is 5/36, and so on down to 1/36 for 12 like normal.
EJGRgunner: Dice Friends Protocol has an ominous sound
Mijae_: there should be 6 of each deck available
EJGRgunner: It's kind of cool that the classes are Scifi Authors
crashdownreg: is this machi koro in space?
ArmadilloAL: It's in that genre, yes.
brainbosh: Was Harryhausen an author too?
EJGRgunner: Actually... it might be Scifi HoF inductees...
EJGRgunner: so Scott is Ridley Scott
Mister_Hush: Also notably: Only if you have that EXACT number of players. It's not "at least this many."
MrHofer: Just got here. Holy shit that board.
EJGRgunner: I want TWO to want ME
korvys: Getting those low numbers deployed early seems strong
EJGRgunner: what class?
seth_erickson: Have they ever played any of the Legendary board games?
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MrHofer: @seth_erickson I don't think so
Mister_Hush: Runaway landslide
Mister_Hush: Graham's popping off
beavvver: risk, pandeminc is currently running
seth_erickson: Man that game series is great
MAPBoardgames: Oh, wait. I can't pause this, it isn't a VOD.
FITorion: No B5 references yet ... here's hoping
MrHofer: Adam. Don't answer out load. Nod or shake your head. Do you know what's happening in front of you?
EJGRgunner: filling your 1 through 6 slots seems ideal
ElektroTal: if you don't purchase something, is that Buy Erasure
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draja128: 4 months with the AFK crew! Loving the new show the Long Game!
MrHofer: I see you.
EJGRgunner: @ElektroTal That's! Too! Far!
ostcrammath: @EJGRgunner it seems that the 7-11 sheeps are "better"which makes the position swapping interesting as well
ostcrammath: ships
ostcrammath: >.>
TetraRay: is there a limit to how many ships you can deploy in a slot ?
DarkMorford: Will trade wood for sheep
EJGRgunner: @ostcrammath Don't worry I'm not baa-thered by that typo.
ArmadilloAL: @TetraRay Just how many are in the box.
Tiber727: Usually, the red beenfits are worse, or the same effect requires more charges.
ostcrammath: @EJGRgunner I walked into that one.
TheAwkes: No Ian. No.
MrHofer: Is it blue self, green all, red others?
mowdownjoe: Shashasha!
EJGRgunner: what class was the Shaw?
Mister_Hush: @MrHofer Exactly right
djalternative: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #3217: "That's Paul's butt." —Graham [2016-08-15]
MrHofer: @Mister_Hush So my knowledge of Machi Koro is useful here
EJGRgunner: what class!
AdamYMHMI: It's got a bad case of loving you
korvys: Getting those low numbers deployed early seems strong - I like Ben's position.
GarQuithnik: wasnt that a 5?
EJGRgunner: Apparently named after Frank R. Paul
SquareDotCube: Paul classes are very technical and wizard-like. :P
TheAwkes: Do the LRR folk present have any thoughts about the news going around this morning about the publicly placed portable urinals in downtown Vic?
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lucha_libro: Discovery?
LathosTiran: Discovery?
Nahmbra: Discovery?
asthanius: HAL's House, I assume
FITorion: The Discovery
bowsin_durrows: Is it bad that I watched these guys for a few months (not on twitch) before realizing/finding out they're Canadian?
FITorion: What was the Russian ship from 2010?
seth_erickson: Why would you ever use one of those
MrHofer: All I can imagine Is like scooters but urinals
asthanius: @MrHofer Take that image out of my head
Lettuce_Toast: You could always plant more bushes
EJGRgunner: @FITorion The Cosmonaut Alexei Leonov
MAPBoardgames: Public urinals? I thought that was called 'the street'?
orionsrise1: isn't ALL of downtown anywhere a urinal?
brainbosh: Wait, does victoria not have any public restrooms or is this something else?
TheAwkes: That's exactly the kind of municipal bullshittery I expected it to be. It just happened to make it to the tech blogs this time.
Dog_of_Myth: *drops sick beat*
EJGRgunner: @MAPBoardgames that's gross. You don't just pee on the street. You find an alley like a civilized human.
Hingadora: @EJGRgunner Alleys are streets too.
FITorion: EJGRgunner I had that name in my mind... but wasn't sure since the name of the ship changing was part of the intro...
Dog_of_Myth: @EJGRgunner Don't forget to tip the hobo that lives there.
movienationyt: lets go raptors lets go
Alness49: Any street's the Alley if you're from a big enough city
mattydubs75: Are they winning right now?
brainbosh: Like 50% more chance?
thesurfaceofthemoon: Cthulhu is winning right now
korvys: 3/36 + 2/36
MAPBoardgames: So I stopped at a convenience store to use the restroom. When I got in there, the toilet was broken; all they had was a urinal. This explained the sigh out front that read "restrooms for peeing customers only."
movienationyt: yes the raptors are winning
mattydubs75: sweet
korvys: 66% increase
AmeliaR: Well this game looks a little complicated lol
chaostreader: @ameliar Kind of. It seems like it might be easier when you are playing.
AmeliaR: Yeah, I think so
AmeliaR: Doesn't help that I came in late
mattydubs75: oof, up by 11
EJGRgunner: Shriver?
Alness49: The Shriver? Well it is cold in space.
MrHofer: Tiem to storm off.
DarkNacht: Nope this game will be a 40 hour game
seth_erickson: Paul is definitely a creator of space ships in the future that's why there's a class named after him.
Dog_of_Myth: Don't you mean "Blasting off"
movienationyt: SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing
EJGRgunner: they've been buying that slot over and over again
movienationyt: i blasted one off with my butthole
korvys: G, you went from an 8.3% chance of a 10, to a 13.8% chance (10 or 11)
EJGRgunner: class?
asthanius: G's a genetic FREAK
grgriffin3: And they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
Decaped: Graham only knows one percentage based joke.
Feltic: But Ian knows he can't win, so your chances add 33 1/3 to his 75... wait
MrHofer: Ian, I'm pretty sure the space program at Greendale was named after KFC not Chang.
thesurfaceofthemoon: Gosh, Graham, there's 4 players. It's a 25% chance.
EJGRgunner: hm. guess commas don't transslate well
asthanius: oh my god
movienationyt: Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? At a parking meteor!
movienationyt: How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep? Rocket.
asthanius: i wanna know what the font size has to be on a real shirt
Mangledpixel: speaking of Stewart, they've announced the name of the new Picard series. it's 'Star Trek: Picard'.
mattydubs75: Souldn't ian be at 2 for getting 1 at EOT and 1 just now?
mowdownjoe: NOEP
TetraRay: lol my kind of rule
Dog_of_Myth: That's just science.
bowsin_durrows: Infinite loop? Nah.
Baldrash: But, I have demonstrated a loop. You must concede. lrrAWESOME
asthanius: The Laws of Conservation of Energy say: Naw, dawg
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Dog_of_Myth: @Baldrash You can't make me.
mowdownjoe: Looking real NICE.
korvys: Do the swaps also swap deployed ships, or just on-base ships?
EJGRgunner: I missed this earlier, but what happens with a deployed ship?
ostcrammath: UES Bean?
MrHofer: Could you be more Canadian?
Dog_of_Myth: So it's a English Stop Motion Ship?
korvys: KFC is what you would get if you engineered food from scratch to maximize both craving for it, and self-loathing after consuming it.
SnowBuddy18: Japanese fried chicken is good too
Baldrash: Paul speaks truths.
Lettuce_Toast: Fuck. Now I'm hungry
coolbond: so whats the goal?
AdamYMHMI: The chemical that makes you crave it fortnightly?
blackwlf: Game ends one full round after someone reaches 40 victory points.
jadeworrior: this seems like a much more expanded machi koro
TheAwkes: Last time I had KFC I thought to myself; this is like fried chicken, but bad.
Electrodyne: needs more Veloxi
MrHofer: Does Canada have Raising Canes? That's my crack chicken
Dog_of_Myth: No Popeye's?
TetraRay: popeyes over kfc
Electrodyne: and by that I mean Kentucky Fried Velox
blackwlf: We don't have popeyes. :(
coolbond: what is the victory points?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: please stop talking about KFC, i'm trying to enjoy dinner
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SnowBuddy18: Popeye's over KFC, but Japanese fried chicken over Popeye's
blackwlf: Victory points is the third number.
movienationyt: chick wrap made at home
ostcrammath: korean fried chicken > all
blackwlf: The little rocket.
EscherichiaCole: I was craving Korean chicken but I sure am now
EscherichiaCole: wasn't*
docsamurai: Hey y'all. How's everyone doing tonight?
ostcrammath: we are craving fried chicken
movienationyt: Little Einsteins on AFK
Mister_Hush: You CAN chain arrows, also. If an arrow goes into another arrow, it works like you want it to.
Dog_of_Myth: I just ate but now I'm getting hungry
Mister_Hush: Green is ANY turn.
chaostreader: @mister_hush But you can’t infinite loop.
docsamurai: So I've been playing MTG Arena for about a week and I feel like I need to rant for a bit. Anyone here mind?
Mister_Hush: Correct. You can take the same sector twice, but no more.
blackwlf: No, you need a 6 to charge it. You can use it on ANY summed dice roll.
chaostreader: @docsamurai I’m okay with it but I’m not a mod. Maybe try on the discord?
Dog_of_Myth: Ian is channeling his Spinal Tap.
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GloriousMost: space is for losers, ground 4 life
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zarbit: Go hit the space pavement
mowdownjoe: @chaostreader Don't make more work for me. I need to hit the sack early after this. Kappa
Gascitygaming: damn the 50%.....?
ostcrammath: we hit the rampup part of the game
TetraRay: stating to blast off now
10 raiders from tiltyhouse have joined!
UnseenAcademical: In space, there's no gravity. Nothing trickles down.
headdeskdev: I would guess graham only gets the 4 credits when he spends the charge?
DarkMorford: Hi Cori!
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME Cori sends her love :D
tiltyhouse: tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME tiltyhEXTREME ya get tilted
Kramburger: Come to Daddy Ian
Sarah_Serinde: :D
CaffeinatedLemur: shudder
Kramburger: Same Space-Time, Same Space-Place
EJGRgunner: that emote makes think of TiltyHouse as a late 90s "Extreme" indie version of LRR. Complete with Paul Heyman shouting "EXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEME TILTYHOUSE STREAMING"
Nefarious_Ned: pop-a-what?!
DarkMorford: Zeta-class ship? Let's rotate the escape pods!
orionsrise1: tiltyhouse is Cori?
movienationyt: pop the itch
Kramburger: Who's the paul Heyman of LRR? Adam?
EJGRgunner: Maybe Cameron?
Sarah_Serinde: orionsrise1 It's Cori and Ian's home stream, so today Cori, yes :)
Gascitygaming: upkleep trigger
BloodnBullets: if its INSTEAD of rolling then I would think you would have to do it first.
EJGRgunner: Who's the one most likely to "shoot" on Graham?
orionsrise1: ah Okie, what is up Cori!
BloodnBullets: "i will also take a bupbup."
Gascitygaming: That's gotta be Kathleen
control_rig: Big spender
Gascitygaming: (sp?)
EJGRgunner: Yeah. I can see Kathleen as the Paul Heyman of LRR.
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Boyshinboiv: e
blackwlf: Graham, it's a FOUR and a 1, not a 3. You get a victory point.
chaostreader: @blackwlf No, he gets what is in red at the top. Two coins.
blackwlf: Right, sorry.
chaostreader: I think it’s two coins? Maybe more.
blackwlf: My bad.
mowdownjoe: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
control_rig: Never lithen to chat
blackwlf: I'm sorry Adam, I cheated for Graham.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Lettuce_Toast: We're here to mislead and assist you according to our whims, we are chaos
SydPreviouslyHeadache: misses puff i think i am cheating
TheAwkes: There's nothing honest about listening to chat.
MAPBoardgames: Welp. My boardgamers are here. Catch the rest of youall on the VOD
Kramburger: I've very disappointed in you
EJGRgunner: Adam being wholesome AF again
chaostreader: Can someone get Cam’s rule quote?
Hingadora: "Anytime someone listens to chat, it's not cheating."
DarkMorford: !quote house rule
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DarkMorford: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
chaostreader: Thank you @darkmorford
Dog_of_Myth: I'm stealing that quote.
benperterkofsky: Hiiiii Graham
korvys: You go to 1, Ben
Nigouki: It's like global warming, first it happens slowly but then it's too late
blackwlf: !quote 4832
LRRbot: Quote #4832: "I'm looking at the rules document here, and it does say you can work him over with a tire iron. It was errataed." —Paul [2018-03-23]
orionsrise1: lol I love how Ian pulls a huge beer stein from off screen every stream he's on
korvys: !findquote space
LRRbot: Quote #5768: "I love shiny Space Michael." —Ian [2019-01-27]
Pal_Friendpatine: @orionsrise1 that beer glass has grown recently. It used to be a pint
Kramburger: Ian's stand is a stein of beer. He can glass people with or whatever but mostly he just drinks the beer
orionsrise1: @pal_friendpatine I have noticed that too lol
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chaostreader: @kramburger It’s called the Parting Glass because they need to reference songs, iirc
blackwlf: !quote 4911
LRRbot: Quote #4911: "Why is my butt tingly?" —Ben [2018-04-21]
CosmicDuctTape: how goes the space basing? is it nearly cosmic?
EJGRgunner: What class was the Swiggert?
orionsrise1: we should name the stein. Bruce Springstein?
Despoiler98: charge the LAZER
EscherichiaCole: Jack Swigert https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Swigert
DarkMorford: Are we gonna SHOOP da WOOP?
Pal_Friendpatine: But it’s Blue
EscherichiaCole: He was on Apollo 13
Dog_of_Myth: Just make sure the laser is calibrated though.
chaostreader: He can do it whenever he wants, on his turn.
djalternative: 3 lv 1s not 1 lv 3 Paul
estyl10: this game actually calls it's money 'space bucks'? lol
Kramburger: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3878: "What's the polite way to tell a man in a low-cut dress that we can all see his areola?" —eatenbyagrue1988 [2017-01-20]
Kramburger: ian
ArmadilloAL: well, the name of the game IS Space Base.......
RatherWT: Ooof, this game looks CRUNCHY
tuckamanian: Adam's face is wonderful
djalternative: No. This game gets pretty soggy once it touches your mouth
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blackwlf: !quote 2737
LRRbot: Quote #2737: "I think my skin's just weird." —Graham [2016-06-06]
estyl10: can you either take the sum of the two dice, or the value of each dice seperately?
blackwlf: Yes.
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Kramburger: !findquote the end
LRRbot: Quote #1997: "Nobody tell Marshall Sutcliffe I'm talking *** about limited. I'll never hear the end of it." —Alex [2016-03-01]
Kramburger: Yuuuup
djalternative: In response I top.
orionsrise1: Graham is hard in the tank
asthanius: I block!
Nuurgle: Jack Swagger, nearly killed a man
BloodnBullets: so the ability to take the individual dice means that #5 and #6 become really strong right? there are lots of sums and you can get them individually.
Kramburger: Jack Swagger, called by the president for some weird fucking reason that I'm sure has nothing to do with a previous gimmick
blackwlf: !quote 1442
LRRbot: Quote #1442: "Only blood will end this nightmare." —Alex [2014-01-17]
korvys: Do the swaps also swap deployed ships, or just on-base ships?
chaostreader: @bloodnbullets Yes.
korvys: 7
BloodnBullets: the lower numbers seem much stronger than the other numbers.
estyl10: 7
Lettuce_Toast: 7 is most common total
RunicScribe: Its 7
IgnisDeus: its 7
djalternative: No. 7 is statistally the most common roll
Lettuce_Toast: 6 is more common because you can take 6 on a single die
IgnisDeus: Maths yo
mercano82: 7 is the most common, it comes up 6/36 (1/6) times.
Lettuce_Toast: but usually it would be 7
Kramburger: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
korvys: 7 is the most on 2d6, but 2d6 or 2x d6 is different
estyl10: quick maths
chaostreader: In this game. 6 is the most common. 7 is the most common combined.
tuckamanian: Catan is so frustrating when you have 6 draws and it never gets rolled
mercano82: 6 & 8 are the most rolled Catan spots because there are no 7 tiles, that's the robber.
DoctorMcBoop: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:18:48.
Lettuce_Toast: 6 is the most common to come up overall but 7 is the most common ONLY if you sum the two dice
RatherWT: Yeah, 6 is more common because it's frequently combined AND a face.
Mashamino: woah, that's a lot of cards 'n things
tuckamanian: Do you get college credits for understanding this game?
djalternative: Sounds like Graham has found his new strategy
RatherWT: Yeah it looks impenetrable.
estyl10: it would be better to but your best ships in the 7 and below slots because it is more common to get those. cuz you can take each dice seperately
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PhorrestGaze: but no loops allowed
djalternative: not a loop. just rigging jackpot every time
CaffeinatedLemur: Hingadora they have played it before :)
Twilight_Spark: Moooom. Are we space-there yet?
Hingadora: Although chat might not be a good during that.
Nuurgle: RoboRally is only fun if you play by the real rules, which almost noone does
Hingadora: Ooh! I'll need to dig into the YouTubes!
Nuurgle: if you don't use the timer, RoboRally is awful
fubargames: RoboRally does improve by plenty of house rules, but I agree that some sort of timer is a must.
estyl10: taking a page from josepth joestar's book, and running away
traveller800: who is winning?
Dog_of_Myth: Math is winning
BaronSnow: alright, now that I'm logged in I can say it, but "Didn't go as well as good as it could have" is roborally.txt
estyl10: how do you win>
estyl10: ?
traveller800: the dice is the only winner....
Kramburger: Technically winning, the best kind of winning
BloodnBullets: 40 victory points (rockets)
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun A 7 will come up 16.6% of the time. A 6 (as a total or a single dice) will come up 44.4% (and one of those is 6+6)
estyl10: omg thats so many!
RatherWT: "We're all winning! Wheeee!"
Dog_of_Myth: @Kramburger Niiiice
Kramburger: @korvys What if we add Samoa Joe into the equation?
BloodnBullets: @estyl10 I believe getting points will ramp up a lot later.
traveller800: my god...THIS IS SPACE MONOPOLY
korvys: @Kramburger well that spells disaster at sacrifice.
mowdownjoe: Victory points in the 4 or 5 slot? That sounds nice.
Kramburger: @korvys It would appear that the odds of winning have drastic gone down
Mijae_: victory points on other people's turns wins games
Kramburger: Adam does seem to be in soundboard mode a bit tonight
korvys: It'll slow down his economy, but he might be able to get ahead far enough before everyone else starts the end game to make it work.
BloodnBullets: someone didnt shuffle enough.
djalternative: yeah. shuffle those dice
estyl10: can you move where your ships are?
djalternative: some cards allow such actions
chaostreader: Ben. Graham got an income.
seth_erickson: !quote space
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
djalternative: !findquote space
LRRbot: Quote #4347: "Hold on, we need to unplug space. Something's wrong." —Ian [2017-08-20]
Dog_of_Myth: Adam, ask the Space Pope for a blessing. :D
brainbosh: So it's Splash Damage?
Twilight_Spark: Spaaaaaace
estyl10: Spaaaaaaaace
Mister_Hush: Correct, order does not matter
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asthanius: #math
The_Color_Twelve: katesHeart
Gascitygaming: Dammit adam i just sent cherry pepsi out of my nose!
Dog_of_Myth: Adam may not be winning the game but he is winning with quotes.
chaostreader: New level 3 ship.
estyl10: glas'g'nov
DarkMorford: Roll it on top!
estyl10: i played a mini version of this game
estyl10: it didnt have the board pieces, only the cards
seth_erickson: man Ian is swimming in that space cash
brainbosh: Why does this feel more like Catan than anything?
Twilight_Spark: I thought Ian's 9 also got him income?
mattydubs75: Ian gets another income as well right?
Goorguy: In space no one can hear you cower?
mercano82: Cowards! In! Spaaaaaace!
chaostreader: Did he take the 9 or the 3+6?
Twilight_Spark: Yeah, of course. The majesty of space is totally inspiring! Really. I'm serious.
Dog_of_Myth: Ian, you coward!
mercano82: Ian is spacing his spacebucks.
Gascitygaming: man, remember p'zones?
Mattmitchell45: Crank the BAAAASE!
Nuurgle: the P'Zone is back!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you. dang I love Tim Curry
Kramburger: I miss Red Alert
DarkMorford: It's 6:45. Do you guys need a quick break or are you good to keep going?
Dog_of_Myth: They brought it back
korvys: !findquote space
LRRbot: Quote #4844: "I assumed you were space. I've been calling you beautiful." —Heather, to Cori [2018-03-25]
Nuurgle: has been for a couple months
Mijae_: did he get the money for using the charge?
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Mijae_: the ability says you gain coins when you use it
Mijae_: there are some that have the coin symbol outside the activation ability, those are gained when the charge is added
Mijae_: i think adam's 7 slot is that way
chaostreader: Maybe? I can’t quite tell. My internet isn’t good enough to see it clearly.
Baldrash: I wanna take you for a UES Ride?
Gascitygaming: did we find a pdf of the rules?
Gascitygaming: wanna know what those green spaces do?
Gascitygaming: lol yes, i'm not sure what they do
Gascitygaming: words are hard sometimes ok :P
Gascitygaming: aaaah cool
Dergib: Sorry, just started watching. What is objective?
TheAwkes: Adam "Gotta Pee" Savidan.
Nuurgle: to win
blackwlf: Dangit Adam, they told you to go BEFORE you went to space!
VenocStorm: about to start or just finished?
blackwlf: Break.
Baldrash: Ooh, Pop'n on Rhythm Cafe.
VenocStorm: sounds good thanks @blackwlf
acbadgers: is there a break
acbadgers: i suddebly went to break
CaptainSpam: Space Bees! Oh, wait... that's Base. My mistake.
blackwlf: @Dergib When someone reaches 40 victory points, everyone gets one more turn, then the person with the most victory points wins.
Dergib: ah cool
Electrodyne: I hope the moonbase isn't overrun by moonbees
DarkMorford: @CaptainSpam Space Baes! When you're looking for a... cosmic encounter. Kappa
blackwlf: Boo.
Dog_of_Myth: In space, no one can hear them buzz.
CaptainSpam: Space Bass! No, wait, that's just ToeJam & Earl...
blackwlf: The music, or the fish?
DarkMorford: Oh, man, TJ&E. That takes me back.
CaptainSpam: @darkmorford Look up the revival game, Back in the Groove. Good stuff.
erloas: @blackwlf Given the game... very well could be both
blackwlf: Catching Space Bass at the ole fishing black hole.
DarkMorford: Yes, my grapekeeper!
seth_erickson: Playing Space Bass at the Andromeda
blackwlf: !quote 1981
LRRbot: Quote #1981: "That's your out hole. You don't want to stick things in your out hole. Your pink is your in hole." —Ian [2016-02-26]
Nigouki: um
ayirbudd: what a quote
Nigouki: i wish there was a !quotecontext command
omdorastrix: It's a beer that eats like a meal?>
mtvcdm: What would the fun be in context?
CamelAttack: Ah Russian Imperial Stouts, the beer that dreams are made of.
ayirbudd: is tasting emotions part of beejs stand?
Nuurgle: I never want to know the context
Nefarious_Ned: Back when I home brewed, I made a coffee bourbon russian imperial stout that did NOT kid around.
Nefarious_Ned: It dang near bottled itself
ArmadilloAL: I keep reading the 6 on these dice as an upside-down 9.
blackwlf: I mean, you're not WRONG.
ggminer2: hi I'm huge fan
MrGibberish: which, is technically not wrong
Mashamino: enigmaWheel
Dog_of_Myth: As Gronk would say, Niiiiiice
MrGibberish: I mean. It is a CARRIER.
Anubis169: 'lo chat
Anubis169: :)
Mister_Hush: Adam's just here to meme it up
ArmadilloAL: Yeah, '3 when you want it' is way better than 'you must take 3 when you roll this"
Alness49: This is why we miss you, G!
korvys: Squeet? Are we bringing Squeet back?
blackwlf: Squeet is, was, and always shall be.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: In cars
korvys: !squeet
Anubis169: random question, did discord just eat a cabbage on anyone else?
TheAwkes: That tasty 9-slot.
blackwlf: Eat a cabbage??
Anubis169: yeah it's completely non-responsive
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i have to listen to that song again
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:57:08.
Mister_Hush: @Anubis169 Just you, I think
blackwlf: Mine appears to be functioning normally, yeah.
Anubis169: nngh
RatherWT: Look at all these cards!
Dergib: what does the income do?
Anubis169: ahh it's regional
headdeskdev: Has 7 ever been rolled?
sireggsbenedict: !advice
LRRbot: Never hug people with your mouth.
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Keep your cards hidden.
Mijae_: also, mentioned earlier but there should be 6 of each in the market not 5
blackwlf: @Dergib At the end of your turn, if you have less currency than your income, then it goes up to your income.
ayirbudd: those seem reversed LRRbot lol
TacitusVigil: Oh hey, Graham escaped the Edit Mines of Kessel. Neat.
ArmadilloAL: The top victory card costs, what, 42? There's definitely a point to going above 14.
Dergib: k. ty again
blackwlf: np
Tiber727: Oh I've gotten income up to 14. Needless to say, I won.
orbitaltuna: now the game truly begins
Nefarious_Ned: and now the game TRULY begins...
haliberdk: 'the real game' OWO
korvys: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #3863: "That's how I've always felt about Tingle. I get it, man, you're into fairies. You do you." —Ben Soileau [2017-01-14]
omdorastrix: he's HEEEEERE!
Brok3nGol3m: "We're HEEEEEERE" ?
Kramburger: !quote Ben
LRRbot: Quote #4224: "I finally found my people: trash birds!" —Ben [2017-05-27]
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Proceed to [not] cheat step?
TheAwkes: Catchphrase.
omdorastrix: In space no one can hear you HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!
PhorrestGaze: how does that even work?
itsr67: the training weights are off
itsr67: the 6th slot is open!
sireggsbenedict: !bad advice
LRRbot: Get beaten by a mole.
sireggsbenedict: there we go
MrGibberish: !advice
LRRbot: Gently caress the door.
ContingentCat: what the hell LRRbot?
ayirbudd: i always do lrrbot. i always do
sireggsbenedict: wack
korvys: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stroke the wurm.
korvys: LrrBot is in a touching mood, apparently.
ayirbudd: lrrbot is uh...sensual tonight?
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Use absolute aggression.
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Dog_of_Myth: No, that's good advice
LathosTiran: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
Pharmacistjudge: !findquote pumpkin
LRRbot: Quote #5411: "I throw caution and pumpkin guts to the wind." —Kathleen [2018-10-18]
ayirbudd: and now its uh a bit aggresive?
Mashamino: aggressive touching
Pharmacistjudge: that's a touch aggressive
sireggsbenedict: aggressively carress the door
blackwlf: !badadvice
LRRbot: Add "lust" to "hangry."
WitherManX27 is continuing the Gift Sub they got from tawnos!
Dog_of_Myth: Affresively sensual.
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
blackwlf: Yup, that scans.
sireggsbenedict: !advice
LRRbot: Approve the sausage.
mercano82: I understand that reference.
sireggsbenedict: hmmmm
asthanius: Millenials and their Alf references
Kramburger: Korb Fortress?
mattydubs75: chocotWW chocotOW
korvys: BigBrain plan
Nigouki: so you're saying you'll be here playing until Friday Night Paper Fight
Alness49: Move to spite step.
Pharmacistjudge: I deny that sausage. I will deny it three times
DarkMorford: 🌭
aquinas_0: you know not what you do @Pharmacistjudge
ContingentCat: !findquote Sausage
LRRbot: Quote #4078: "Join us in the sausage!" —Ben [2017-03-01]
TacitusVigil: Responsible government....in space!
Dog_of_Myth: There we go.
darkalter2000: Can you buy 2 things
darkalter2000: ?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that entire song is a banger
blackwlf: No.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Gary Numan right?
blackwlf: Buy one thing takes all your money.
Alness49: !cars
mattydubs75: Yup, but the fear factory version is sweet too
SydPreviouslyHeadache: here in my car, i feel safest of all
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: cheer100 100 bits....IN CARS!
ayirbudd: !findquote cars
LRRbot: Quote #5745: "It's like a car wash in your mouth!" —Ian [2019-01-21]
fishmanfishfish: say cars, damnit! they love it when you say cars
sireggsbenedict: !findquote cars
Nuurgle: CarQuest
mercano82: Is this is like adding "in bed" to the end of fortune cookies?
TheAwkes: That's a stretch reference.
aquinas_0: Cars?
Dog_of_Myth: Oh snap
ArmadilloAL: But you can win on ANYONE's turn.
mattydubs75: Cause I can lock all the doors, in cars
EscherichiaCole: Statistically possible!
Styxseus: yikes!
korvys: I havn't seen a "Move 12" one yet
Mister_Hush: Look at Paul, enumerating win strats
Pharmacistjudge: or set one or both dice to 6
ArmadilloAL: @korvys There was a "swap this with any card on your board" one.
Styxseus: A wild victory condition appeared!
korvys: Oh, yeah
korvys: *Wii music noise*
TwoMenInAHorseCostume: Will this ever get old? Let's find out!
Dog_of_Myth: Nope.
niccus: is there a youtube video that's just the sustained high note from that song, for ten hours
darkalter2000: What are the other 2 squares on the You Win card.
darkalter2000: ?
blackwlf: Those are if you are playing a 2 or 3 player game.
ayirbudd: i need sauce on that pls lol
ContingentCat: YouTube was a mistake
TacitusVigil: It's named for Louis. It's full of jazz.
Pal_Friendpatine: Man the latency is really short streaming on my Xbox. I’m impressed
Alness49: Can we get that cut of the song for the RDP?
Zanaide: Hold the line!
mercano82: It has 4 of the 7 Dragon Balls in the cargo hold.
GarQuithnik: Mass Effect 2
SydPreviouslyHeadache: welp. i couldn't wait, listened to Cars again. and remembered there was a Kirby 64/Cars mash up
Dog_of_Myth: That's such a great quote.
DarkMorford: But why did the front fall off?
niccus: sir isaac newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space
Mister_Hush: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLpgxry542M this is that clip
Alness49: !phrasing
korvys: "Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space."
mattydubs75: But did you find the fear factory version? It's really good
mercano82: Cam reading the Mass Effect script at DB 2017: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv60IanUMcw
Gascitygaming: the real question: is it a Neil Armstrong reference or an Armstrong from Full Metal Alchemist reference? Ian?
Dog_of_Myth: No credit for partial answers, maggot!
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Dog_of_Myth: Louis Armstrong??
TacitusVigil: There's never a UES Michael Collins.
FITorion: because if you use Newton to target... you'll miss and get killed by the opponent who's using Einstein.
Alness49: At two counters on the win ship Paul needs to start playing Kratos's theme
TacitusVigil: First man in space (and survived coming back)
Gascitygaming: my bad, haven't done this before
korvys: Fun Fact: The man who voiced Gargamel also co-invented the first artificial heart
mercano82: The UES Michael Collins would be the star carrier that ferries the super destroyers to the battlefield.
imhungryexe: looks like a intresting game
aquinas_0: tangentially: Gene Wolfe invented pringles and wrote about 4 dimensional space ships
Dog_of_Myth: !find quote heart
MrGibberish: no space on findquote
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote heart
LRRbot: Quote #5562: "From hell's heart bitch!" —Leelee [2018-12-07]
korvys: Other than Adam just winning, what is the actual end condition of the game?
ArmadilloAL: @korvys 40 points.
blackwlf: 40 victory points followed by one more round for everyone.
Mister_Hush: Ben is the traitor
mercano82: 17% chance.
TheAwkes: Ben confirmed villain.
ContingentCat: the dice is the traitor
Mister_Hush: To be clear: it's not a bonus round, the current round ends so that everyone has had the same number of turns.
Dergib: isn't ben always the traitor?
Galvin_Duck: how many victory points to win?
Mister_Hush: So, if Graham hits 40 first, it's just over.
djalternative: actually that outcome was statistically as likely as every other outcome considering graham was only rolling one die
korvys: @Mister_Hush Adam was first player, FYI
Mister_Hush: Ah! My bad! Then if Ben hits 40 first, he just wins.
TacitusVigil: And yet, somehow the Firefly theme hasn't come up yet? (unless I missed it?) :P
Mister_Hush: @djalternative It was as likely as any other individual outcome, but it was less likely than any other outcome.
Laserbeaks_Fury: That seems fishy to me
mercano82: Gene Cernan, the last man to walk on the moon. (So far.)
Lettuce_Toast: reaching 40 is the first snap, then endgame begins
sireggsbenedict: !advice
LRRbot: Make it on fire.
Styxseus: So theres one round to reduce them below 40 or otherwise overtake them?
Mijae_: can still buy 1
Laserbeaks_Fury: KAKAROT!
Mister_Hush: The understanding I got from the rule book was that the current round ends. If Ian hits 40 points, Graham and Ben would finish that round, and the game ends. If Ben hits 40, since he was the last player, that's it.
blackwlf: Yes, you're correct.
sireggsbenedict: !badadvice
LRRbot: Avoid the glow.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Destroy gender.
A_Dub888: !findquote anime
LRRbot: Quote #1837: "We recommend this anime, this anime, and this 1980s pornography." —Beej [2016-02-15]
sireggsbenedict: W O W
Styxseus: Oh, last player advantage to make up for going last? Neat
mercano82: Coming to theaters near you: Romantic Comedy: The Movie.
Mashamino: yorokobe, shounen
mercano82: So Ben has hammer, then?
Alness49: Baby shark do dooo do do do in cars
TheAwkes: Hey, COOL it with the curling references there.
blackwlf: 2 more victory points and 28 currency and Ben can end the game. Mwahahaha.
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote curling
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
mercano82: What kind of Canadians are these?
Lettuce_Toast: most likely sum
aquinas_0: !findquote cars
LRRbot: Quote #1863: "I get to see your dick on any of these cars." —Ben [2016-02-16]
Pal_Friendpatine: Wow @dog_of_myth Isurprised
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m surprised*
Dog_of_Myth: I'm surprised too
ContingentCat: wow that quote..
ArmadilloAL: If he rolls an 11, he can remove the counter and say "I rolled two 11's!"
mercano82: Seems like something you save for your rare high numbers.
Pal_Friendpatine: The triggers for this game are complex
Spleeniop22: hahaha
DarkMorford: F
Pal_Friendpatine: I’d love to see this game digitally
mercano82: Graham is the traitor.
blackwlf: Thanks, RNGesus.
fishmanfishfish: benginLucky benginLucky benginLucky
TheAwkes: Ben can't stop winning on other people's turns.
Going_Medium: dice trolling Graham...
Dog_of_Myth: scoopsLUCK
TheAwkes: blackwlf more like NRGenius.
seth_erickson: 16/36 I believe
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun A 7 will come up 16.6% of the time. A 6 (as a total or a single dice) will come up 44.4% (and one of those is 6+6)
aquinas_0: dice guillotine is clearly the traitor
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Kramburger: 33 & 1/3 chance
Dog_of_Myth: Repeating of course
ArmadilloAL: Not to be confused with my previous clip https://clips.twitch.tv/TallTangentialStinkbugSaltBae
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:25:06.
electroswagnetism: time for a highlight compilation of graham rolling 6's
justwhatever_idk: Are you Winning, Son
blackwlf: !quote 4024
LRRbot: Quote #4024: "For breaking my heart, I'm gonna light him on fire" —Ben [2017-02-17]
Dog_of_Myth: Wow, paul with the shade.
asthanius: Ziggy Stardust counts
electroswagnetism: Bavid Dowie!
blackwlf: Ben saw the line
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Mister_Hush: Never lucky, Adam. Always had it.
TheAwkes: Never didn't have it.
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Tell Dale.
blackwlf: !findquote fire
LRRbot: Quote #5293: "The ground is now covered in poison, which is on fire." —Dale [2018-08-27]
Pal_Friendpatine: I’d totally play this game on my tablet
mercano82: Yuri's chargin' his laser.
darkalter2000: Ben Wins.
seth_erickson: He needs 40 victory points
seth_erickson: iirc
darkalter2000: He is set to get to 40 next turn.
sireggsbenedict: !advice
LRRbot: Cycle your contents.
blackwlf: It's finish the current round.
Mijae_: you finish the round
xxxnumxxx: Adam is just waiting for the right time to win in one turn
blackwlf: "GOAL When any player reaches 40 victory points, you will finish the current round so all players have the same number of turns, at which point the player with the most victory points wins."
ArmadilloAL: I mean, the last victory card costs 42. You'd *better* be able to accumulate more than 40.
Mister_Hush: It's finish the current round.
Dog_of_Myth: I'm rooting for the sudden Adam win.
blackwlf: Page 4 of the rulebook.
Gascitygaming: RKO OUTTA NOWHERE! From Adam Savidan
Mister_Hush: Of course, Ben could hit 40 points on ADAM's turn.
darkalter2000: Ben Wins outright.
sivakrytos: it ends with us...
Rhynerd: I kind of wish I played that game.
darkalter2000: Just purchase a colony and win.
Mister_Hush: (thanks for clarifying all that, Paul)
MungoDude: I have no idea what this game is or how it works. Is it fun?
blackwlf: Yes. It is called Space Base.
master_blueline is continuing the Gift Sub they got from an anonymous user!
blackwlf: Rules.
Mister_Hush: Ben originally likened it to the board game version of an idle clicker game, and boy howdy, is that accurate as hell
ArmadilloAL: Graham saving his money seems like a poor plan when Ben already has enough cash to straight-up buy the last ten points on his turn.
MungoDude: thanks blackwlf
Mister_Hush: Oh dinger
Frankenkeen: It's basically like Machi Koro with a stronger engine building component
sivakrytos: this whole stream has been shorter...
ArmadilloAL: @Frankenkeen Yep, space ships need pretty strong engines.
omdorastrix: Glaciers melting have been quicker than Avengers Endgame
Gascitygaming: Cool game is cool though
ContingentCat: G's glass so close to the edge of the table is making me nervous
silver_harloe: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:36:42.
ContingentCat: oh ok, thanks
Phosphatide: thanks for pointing that out, now i can’t look away NotLikeThis
EJGRgunner: Adam "Iandow" Savidan
Pal_Friendpatine: @contingentcat do you have the urge to slowly push it off the edge?
mercano82: Who, me?
Dog_of_Myth: Or an interobang
Mashamino: brought to you... in cars
MungoDude: depending on your frame of reference, Avengers Endgame was somewhere between 3 hours and 100 years
ContingentCat: @Pal_Friendpatine ...maybe a little
Pal_Friendpatine: ;) @contingentcat :)
TacitusVigil: Beej will bite your cards to test if they're authentic or not. lrrBEEJ
blackwlf: Beej will be there doing alters, I hear.
Dog_of_Myth: Win/win
sivakrytos: what if i make him cry in a good way
Mister_Hush: Sweet! Figured out how to score a fight!
Gascitygaming: #value
Lirelent: VALUE
FoxFyr: Do tears of joy count?
Rhynerd: @sivakrytos you get the good kind of fighting with Adam?
midday_rendelnep: sawwwwwwweeeet! I'mma cut some onions in the vicinity of Beej then
coelopteryx: chnkpomnk
ContingentCat: cherrkponk
silver_harloe: oh, I missed it entirely, didn't I? sigh
Dog_of_Myth: Is the fight in cars?
TacitusVigil: Checkpoint: The Next Generation.
ContingentCat: !! cooking TTSF
MungoDude: sous vide?
EscherichiaCole: mmmm... scones
orbitaltuna: ooh steamed eggs
Baldrash: It's been a long time since we had a cooking TTSF. HYPE engaged.
ContingentCat: scones and custard would be an interesting meal, I'm not going to judge
mercano82: Says You is on Saturday, not Friday.
mercano82: #NPRJokes
kerbalized_: I hope he comes out with 9 land belcher
TacitusVigil: That will be next week: Friday Nights: Crap Decks. Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: One with Nothing deck
ContingentCat: lrrDILLY
TacitusVigil: So, James is the winner?
ContingentCat: !!!! Yessss
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's what you get for trusting James
weff47: yes!!
Nuurgle: !quote 2
LRRbot: Quote #2: "The day I stream Minecraft is the last time I stream." —Adam [2015-01-17]
kerbalized_: or wheeler just shows up with 50 petitioners and 1 ashiok
aquinas_0: they sort of cheated a bit
ContingentCat: It seemed like a safe bet at the time to be fair
SydPreviouslyHeadache: James was winning, and probably could have
TacitusVigil: James: The most punishing of friendships.
Mister_Hush: James sounds like a terrible friend.
aquinas_0: yes james threw the match
kalateth: !quote 2
seth_erickson: !findquote last
LRRbot: Quote #3607: "I'm the last Beej." —Cori [2016-11-13]
blackwlf: !quote 1
LRRbot: Quote #1: "There's no worse panic than the panic you feel when you think you might have got your head stuck in something." —RebelliousUno
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam has a cave reserved to retire to in his hermitude
seth_erickson: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5752: "I no eat-a the roll, you eat-a the roll!" —Adam and Ben [2019-01-23]
SuperSugarSloth: her eyes on zero dong
ArmadilloAL: Ooh, Pop'n! I think I played that once!
Baldrash: Pop'n! lrrAWESOME
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Nightecho06: Yay the cleanup step!
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justwhatever_idk: !quote 3
rogerivany subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 9 month streak!
rogerivany: Sub Babby is due.
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omdorastrix: Is there a mrs "Horizon Zero Dawn"?
justwhatever_idk: Oh yeah I'm not subbed anymore
seth_erickson: !quote 3
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ArmadilloAL: !findquote zero
LRRbot: Quote #5102: "You've always been a rock to me...unfortunately we're in zero gravity where rocks do what they want." —Ian, as Krancor [2018-06-25]
TacitusVigil: Cameron lrrHEART
ContingentCat: !! the dice friends is so good so far
MrGibberish: !quote 42
DarkMorford: benginFacepalm benginFacepalm benginFacepalm
blackwlf: benginFacepalm
korvys: benginFacepalm
ContingentCat: Now?
Gascitygaming: benginFacepalm benginFacepalm benginFacepalm benginFacepalm
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omdorastrix: Adam, just cover everything in Gold... (also 22 months - woo)
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: and medallions
korvys: Crow eyes
blackwlf: Oh, you want that key? Go find 6 keys. Oh, and you'll need some keys to get those keys.
Lettuce_Toast: It so many really cool moments but it's so baaaaad
seth_erickson: We're looking for the many pieces of many different keys
EJGRgunner: cheer50 Bits Bits Bits Bits Bits Bits!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a key for every zodiac sign. statues.
aquinas_0: wait they're going to finish that thing
Dog_of_Myth: Keys, statues, eyes, horns, medallions, sanity....
aquinas_0 shudders
Rhynerd: So, would the ideal of Dark Occult just be the You Have 236 Keys game?
orbitaltuna: turns out it's the devil's shopping list
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks fo the stream. have a good night
Pal_Friendpatine: @aquinas_0 pretty sure it’s out of spite at this point
sivakrytos: oh dear
orionsrise1: great stream guys, have a good night
blackwlf: benginFingers
TacitusVigil: Oh no.
Mashamino: nice!
ContingentCat: nice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
djalternative: oh. I've been spinning those wax discs for much longer than 3 months
blackwlf: katesNice
mtvcdm: !clip
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sivakrytos: yeh these have existed for a bit
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Jonci_: I guess I should start planning my 69 joke
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mtvcdm: (remember we're doing Clip of the Day again)
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korvys: The first 69 month resub I saw was CantWearHats, which I think is appropriate.
blackwlf: There is no quote 42. . .
ArmadilloAL: Suspend Dis Bayleef
korvys: !quote 69
LRRbot: Quote #69: "Remember when I said we would stop being bad at this game? I lied." —Cameron [2015-03-27]
I_Am_Clockwork: cheer2500 Something Something The Bits!
omdorastrix: Like one of those Anime BJDs?
ayirbudd: iiiin cars
I_Am_Clockwork: wow the lrrFam is roasting ben hard today benginFingers
MrGibberish: Technically.. at least genetically, we are all mutants so.. *shrug*
rogerivany: Nice try Ian
justwhatever_idk: Mutants are just as real as the Antarctic Wall that surrounds our Flat Earth #SpeakTheTruth
Gekyouryuu: wait, Tzeentch? oh, no. that guy's a jerk (as far as I know from about 20-ish episodes of "if the emperor had a text-to-speech device")
EJGRgunner: You missed the R
Nuurgle: he is
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EJGRgunner: Thank you
I_Am_Clockwork: In cars, one and all
ArmadilloAL: Just play The Game of Life.
justwhatever_idk: gotta find a Car board game
ayirbudd: board games in cars on roadquest qhen
Lirelent: road quest spoilers!
ContingentCat: Road Quest 2: board games in cars
ArmadilloAL: Everyone gets a car in that one.
ayirbudd: when*
DK_84: Road queast is pretty far away from keyboard
sivakrytos: if you've got 4k feet elevation in a car, um... there are some problems
omdorastrix: X ways to Cars?
Nigouki: that's not the worst a van could smell
erloas: gaslands
Mashamino: board games in cars, from the people who brought you card games on motorcycles!
TacitusVigil: Didn't James sell that van?
erloas: play gaslands
djalternative: o/
BaronSnow: yeah! gaslands rules
BaronSnow: I dunno if it'd be a good stream game, but people should play it
erloas: I think it would be good, as long as they know the rules well enough that it doesn't last too long