gnome_friend: !pubg
LRRbot: PlayerUnknown's No-Pants Fight Place
gnome_friend: !players
LRRbot: (17 May 2019) Tonight's players: Jeremy, Alex, Cameron, Ben Wheeler, Ben Ulmer, Serge.
DarkMorford: Parachutey Fighty-Looty!
gnome_friend: Oh wow it's actually accurate
Juliamon: It's easy to update it early when the players don't change.
BTC1220: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
gnome_friend: !findquote magic
LRRbot: Quote #2478: "I am a magical girl. I'm the best magical girl. Mahou Shoujo Freeman-chan." —Alex [2016-05-10]
gnome_friend: kathle3TRI sergeMoly
v_nome: Ha. Just watched the latest Friday Nights. I played Call of the Wild last night in a Commander deck... it didn't work out for me either.
thraximore: It does seem like it could be good with the right deck construction
flatluigi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
Juliamon: That's always the hope with a pet build-around.
v_nome: Yeah, if you can manipulate the top card. I was not doing that in my hastily assembled Mayael deck
v_nome: in fairness, my commander deck built around some of my other pet cards is actually quite strong
v_nome: !card Morality Shift
LRRbot: Morality Shift [5BB] | Sorcery | Exchange your graveyard and library. Then shuffle your library.
Juliamon: Anyone want a sneak peek for the stream?
Juliamon: !decklists
DaMullet14: the call of the wild discussion reminds me of the time someone tried to get seance to spike by paying pros to put it in their deck at the PT
DaMullet14: and then saffronolive made a Seance deck that was actually pretty reasonable
kais58: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
kais58: Noice
thraximore: Cam running the Browns again, I wish him luck
gnome_friend: Yeah that seance deck seems really fun
DaMullet14: Serge is playing Old School, dark ritual into hypnotic spectre incoming I guess
DaMullet14: hope he brushed up on his chaos orb technique
gnome_friend: No, it's blue-white tempo
gnome_friend: It's what he played "back in the day"
Blasteg: Is anyone running call of the wild? Kappa
Kykiwi: can wait for new war cards PogChamp
gnome_friend: Tonight I'm rooting for Alex
natshido: Alex's list looks sweet
flatluigi: in honor of cam i laddered all month with mardu aristocrats in arena and just hit plat an hour ago :toot:
BogglesUrMind: Is it the next Highlander League tonight?
thraximore: His only has five points? Interesting.
gnome_friend: !card starlight
LRRbot: Starlight [1W] | Sorcery | You gain 3 life for each black creature target opponent controls.
gnome_friend: Am I missing something?
thesurfaceofthemoon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
flatluigi: it's a good muse song
GlennSeto: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week Canadian Highlander. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
gnome_friend: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
v_nome: I guess if there's a lot of black in your meta?
v_nome: I dunno
Viewers_Like_You: Maybe it's a typo?
Blasteg: that starlight effect... doesn't look limited playable...
JerecoPlays: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Loonatic93 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 34 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Loonatic93! (Today's storm count: 9)
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: "CONTACT" he shouts!
v_nome: lrrSIGNAL
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
thraximore: Yesssss
lowman02: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder
gnome_friend: Yee
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for the Finale of the our Spring Canadian Highlander League on Friday Night Paper Fight! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1129537993625128960
WolfgangCloud: I am so excited
gnome_friend: The finale of promise? devastation?
NathanJay_GA: Evenin'
Alphaproomega: Go cam
gnome_friend: #TeamAlex
declan_mtg: Yay
Mattmitchell45: Caaaaaaan you laaaand it?!
flatluigi: i want cam to win a game
thraximore: me too @flatluigi
thraximore: me too
SamanthaVess: On time for once rooDuck
Alphaproomega: or maybe a whole match
gnome_friend: sergeHi SamanthaVess
Feminine_Desires: BWEH
Blasteg: God Eternals hype? (were those even on the lists)
SamanthaVess: tfuHi @gnome_friend
thefreak013: LETS GO
Kykiwi: Hype~!~Hype~!~Hype~!~
kinesthetics: benjam40Cowboymulder
fredericosuave subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
fredericosuave: 28 months! Preparing myself for P O W E R F U L M A G I C
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, fredericosuave! (Today's storm count: 10)
gnome_friend: !findquote power
LRRbot: Quote #4810: "They made me an offer I couldn't refuse, which was 'We'll make you more powerful and you'll have a tail.'" —Kathleen [2018-03-19]
LizzieTwoShoes subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, LizzieTwoShoes! (Today's storm count: 11)
swampmist1142: I want wheeler to play pig tribal
gnome_friend: kathle3KNOT
thraximore: That is a great quote.
SompSmash subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SompSmash! (Today's storm count: 12)
lordinkdeath27 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, lordinkdeath27! (Today's storm count: 13)
axare123: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw!! benjam40Cowboymulder
thefreak013: !findquote sadness
lowman02: @swampmist1142 actually Jer has piggy tribal built
red_shoes_jeff: Teeth
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Crispy042 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Crispy042! (Today's storm count: 14)
flatluigi subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, flatluigi! (Today's storm count: 15)
jonasjonIV: TEETHAW?
swampmist1142: oh sick
cmdrud87 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
cmdrud87: Whoo, 16 Months... and weird Audio
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, cmdrud87! (Today's storm count: 16)
gnome_friend: sergeMoly
RockPusher: sergeMoly
Sir__Sputnik subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 23 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Sir__Sputnik! (Today's storm count: 17)
kinesthetics: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
thraximore: Hello hello
thefreak013: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
axare123: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeFriend sergeHeart
Jandsnow: Huzzah
red_shoes_jeff: Hi, Alex! Hi, Whiskers!
flatluigi subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
flatluigi: #TeamCameron
Jandsnow: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
swampmist1142: @lowman02 has he played it?
thegatherers: i never got my sun guide lrrFRUMP
Elliebot9000 subscribed with Twitch Prime.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Elliebot9000! (Today's storm count: 18)
lowman02: @swampmist1142 no think he's saving it for stream
Papperslappen: mmmm high steaks
swampmist1142: fair enough
Pinary subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 35 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Pinary! (Today's storm count: 19)
red_shoes_jeff: And gives James the credit.
flatluigi: mic still off
arkinoid: Nice jacket Serge
Blasteg: mic still off
gamercat88: yeet
silvalunae: Yo nice suspenders
WolfgangCloud: Alex is still mute
gnome_friend: A kingdom of cards!
GamesAndInk subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
GamesAndInk: Here to watch the magical cards!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, GamesAndInk! (Today's storm count: 20)
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Has Alex prepared props? I like it.
TunaSandvich: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Mulder benjam40Mulder
RockPusher: rayfkKing rayfkSanic rayfkKing
gnome_friend: @SergeYager
thefreak013: @SergeYager
ryder0802: Nice suspenders Alex!
Twitch_RR subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Twitch_RR! (Today's storm count: 21)
Mattmitchell45: Serge Cold-Blooded Yager
jonasjonIV: Serge is cool guy. confirmed.
kinesthetics: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder
blackwlf: I'm concerned about what Alex is playing that he needs safety glasses to run it.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Going rogue!
Kumakaori: rogue jeej
GlennSeto: Jeej went rogue? Well I never!
gnome_friend: The SHEET!
Viewers_Like_You: Card Kingdom: An Alleged Kingdom of Cards
thefreak013: Yes, he is Wheeler.
axare123: sergeCounting sergeJustRight
SamanthaVess: 7 points rooWow
gnome_friend: sergeCounting
DaMullet14: 7 wins eachj
flatluigi: off by 14
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
CrazymattCaptain: hopeful thinking
mtvcdm: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
poiTHINK: got em!
RockPusher: Serge dot exe has error
Jacobontherun1: Does it smell like toast serge?
Papperslappen: A glitch in the matrix
gamercat88: we can't all have great super powers
blackwlf: A glitch in the serge.
voslan: Off by 1
Kumakaori: lol !
RockPusher: sergeCounting sergeMoly
axare123: sergeHi sergeFriend
GlennSeto: Serge, don't stroke out on us! We love you!
SamanthaVess: Cam has an upside-down 7 in his name rooThink tfuThink
magicalphilosopher: All the best people can’t count
gnome_friend: sergeHi axare123
mastershake29x: serge.exe operating as designed
dialMforMara: ben and jerry?
eric_trt: That isn't a capital "L" but a 7.
Drummi_: LETS GO WHEELER!! benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder
Loonatic93: Hot Ben on Ben action!
silvalunae: nice
silvalunae claps
StormCountAt19: Wow not ben vs jeremy
gnome_friend: !findquote doom
LRRbot: Quote #452: "It might be a thing that we break and fall to its doom... Or it might just be here." —Heather [2015-07-13]
thundershot879: welp
gamercat88: SUDDEN DEATH
djalternative: judges tower?
red_shoes_jeff: @dialMforMara Do they have Hulka-Hulka Burning Fudge?
mastershake29x: no ben w v jeremy match is good for serge
Squiidd_pope: Nice
Kumakaori: playoff magic
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Luckily those dice didn't fall in the water and recreate that Academy incident.
dialMforMara: @red_shoes_jeff I hope so, I really want chocolate
JerecoPlays: ROFL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Props!
Distrei: uhhhhhh
natshido: LUL
thundershot879: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
thefreak013: LUL
LizzieTwoShoes: ALEX
jonasjonIV: k
silvalunae: ALEX
Drummi_: benjam40Juzammulder
Mattmitchell45: Winner of the Tiebreaker buys the Loser a Tie
SamanthaVess: This inanimate Aluminium Rod!
Squiidd_pope: ALEX
Evochron13: alex wtf?
Squiidd_pope: WOW
Kumakaori: XD alllleeexxx!!!!!!
Silver_Kn1ght: ALEX
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: lrrJUDGE
axare123: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Jandsnow: Alex is doing a vaudeville act now?
DoodlestheGreat: Neither do most prop comics...
LRRbot: Savannah | Land — Forest Plains |
red_shoes_jeff: I'll allow it. *chicken slap*
Squiidd_pope: I’ll allow it
Elliebot9000: we chewin' some ingots?
silvalunae: oh I'm on team Alex now ouo
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
thefreak013: Lifegain tribal PogChamp
NathanJay_GA: How high can he go?
SamanthaVess: Do you have Sapling of Colfenor in there? rooPog
LRRbot: Kytheon, Hero of Akros [W] (back: Gideon, Battle-Forged) | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | At end of combat, if Kytheon, Hero of Akros and at least two other creatures attacked this combat, exile Kytheon, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner's control. / {2}{W}: Kytheon gains indestructible until end of turn.
Squiidd_pope: LITTLE CHAD
DaMullet14: Baby chad do doo do do do do
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
GlennSeto: Noob question: What makes Canadian Highlander its own format? The list of legal cards?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Chad-lette.
Loonatic93: I'm not familiar with these Commanders. lrrBEEJ
pandaman670 subscribed with Twitch Prime.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, pandaman670! (Today's storm count: 22)
Jandsnow: that's a good Savannah lion right there
gnome_friend: !explain canlander
theonlyangelx: theonl45LURK theonl45LURK
djalternative: !decklist
carsonthekid: lists?
gnome_friend: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
Lieutenant_Bonerdongs subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
Lieutenant_Bonerdongs: #SergeMath
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Lieutenant_Bonerdongs! (Today's storm count: 23)
DaMullet14: GlennSeto deck construction requirements mostly - the legality is basically the same as Vintage
blackwlf: @DaMullet14 GODDAMN YOU TO HELL! I finally had that monstrosity out of my head! WHY?!
LRRbot: Auriok Champion [WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Protection from black and from red / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.
TehAmelie: oh hey it's a stream
Wormsbane: uhh
Feminine_Desires: AURIOK CHAMPION
thefreak013: Judge! Count his deck!
Feminine_Desires: YAY
karmakamikaze: Alex is a bit breathy, I think it's the goggles?
magicalphilosopher: Alex how many soul sisters are in the deck
GlennSeto: Thanks chat! <3
Squiidd_pope: Oh no
Wormsbane: wooded foothills for scrubland
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
Feminine_Desires: That card has single handedly won me most of my matches in modern!
DaMullet14: blackwlf glad I could help
mastershake29x: @GlennSeto 100 card singleton, vintage legality w/ powerful cards pointed, 1 on 1, 20 life
LRRbot: Gideon, Battle-Forged (front: Kytheon, Hero of Akros) | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [3] | +2: Up to one target creature an opponent controls attacks Gideon, Battle-Forged during its controller's next turn if able. / +1: Until your next turn, target creature gains indestructible. Untap that creature. / 0: Until end of turn, Gideon, Battle-Forged becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt…
blackwlf: @DaMullet14 I was free. . . I was finally free. . . *sobs*
flatluigi: serge?
flatluigi: serge??
thetenthpoint: Alex's Audio is a bit weird
Distrei: serge???
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play the top card of your library if it's a land card. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
DaMullet14: blackwlf my no joke fix for any earworm is to look up a song by Moon Hooch
DarkMorford: Alex is breathing into his mic, I think.
Elliebot9000: serge????
Loonatic93: Indeed the trapiest of cards.
Papperslappen: powerful magic
AchillesAndTortoise: the goggles do something
Squiidd_pope: Serge.exe has unexpectedly stopped working
Silver_Kn1ght: Hold on. How did Alex grab Scrubland off Foothills
kimmiekoneko: air still there
Squiidd_pope: Would you like to restart?
Feminine_Desires: alex is still breathing into mic whenever he looks down.
TheMicah21: !decklists
Feminine_Desires: maybe put it to the side more and not directly under his mouth
gnome_friend: !findquote cheat
LRRbot: Quote #4899: "You know, it's cheating to bang your head against a wall with foam on it. Get to a real wall." —Heather, to Beej [2018-04-20]
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Soul's Attendant [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.
magicalphilosopher: Serge is this the same list as last time or updated since then?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Wow.
Mattmitchell45: Grounds for EXECUTION!
Jacobontherun1: OOO
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Kykiwi: weow
SamanthaVess: Cheat step!
akvar: Is Alex a wizard?
Drummi_: benjam40Juzammulder
Elliebot9000: WITCHCRAFT
Jacobontherun1: Judge!
silvalunae: wait what just happened o.o
flatluigi: ??????
jadeworrior: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
silvalunae: ohhhh
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Uwu, what's this?
malexus101: Oh the modo bug Is spreading
Distrei: OH
Jandsnow: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
Silver_Kn1ght: Maybe move the mic off to the side
lunarian132: is magic real and is alex a wizard?
DHAnubis: Im pretty sure you can only have one copy in your deck, Alex
silvalunae: i figured it out chat
Squiidd_pope: jayneBrain
LRRbot: History of Benalia [1WW] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. / III — Knights you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.
leandertnb: lrrSACK
rwhr2d2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:11.
kinesthetics: jrhwhiAlwaysLucky benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Wranch
NathanJay_GA: is serges jacket rubbing on the microphone?
thraximore: benaaaaaaaalia
drfox17: gaaaah
kimmiekoneko: holy shit i need that cowboy cat emoji
Papperslappen: bananalia
zuchen_120 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
zuchen_120: Thanks for all the great content LRR! I come for the MTG but have been migrating into more and more.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, zuchen_120! (Today's storm count: 24)
Squiidd_pope: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Mattmitchell45: Knight by Knight
niccus: kuh-nicht
kerbalized_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
kerbalized_: I don't think this streak is correct...
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kerbalized_! (Today's storm count: 25)
MechaKuuga: Knights a plenty
drfox17: I just ate a massive bowl of fried rice
Squiidd_pope: Time for history to be learned
Dwinick: nfsw lrr activities
kimmiekoneko: oooh a windsock
flatluigi: tiny sok
Kykiwi: use proctection kids
Loonatic93: Mic condom!
drfox17: like the equivalent of 3 helpings
Eloquen_: So it's toes stay warm yeah
drfox17: soooo much food
Dwinick: nsfw*
m0nkeyrama: Mic ASMR Kreygasm
silvalunae: hawt
hoktauri: Make sure your mics use protection
DaMullet14: the knight's name is "Knight". It's one of those comic book naming coincidences
Elliebot9000: always use protection
jadeworrior: itty bitty sock
Squiidd_pope: PotChamp ASMR
djalternative: sekiro the wastes
kimmiekoneko: this is why there are now more dust bowl storms in 2019
theinvisiblevoice: the history of benalia is 2 knights, but the future of banalia is today
camomom2: hi serge & alex!! love you guys
MechaKuuga: Awww I am a little disappointed Serge doesn't have the stained glass knight tokens that go with History of Benalia
LRRbot: Kambal, Consul of Allocation [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
PhoenixMelior: have I missed much, chat?
SamanthaVess: @theinvisiblevoice tfuG Nice
Squiidd_pope: Secure the plains, your not using any wastes
gnome_friend: PhoenixMelior you missed cheat step, but that's probably fine
Kykiwi: serge as alwasy not reading the whole card
Teslamat: Rk post tokens
Squiidd_pope: TAX MAN
electrum516: Ayyo everyone how's it going
kimmiekoneko: is there a kickstarter where i could get those?
m0nkeyrama: Serge brought the pretty tokens 👀
gnome_friend: sergeHi electrum516
nurovi: I made it
I_Am_Clockwork: Gah I am late! Hey ho friends
electrum516: @gnome_friend hi friend
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Someone saw YEE?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: *say
PhoenixMelior: gnome_friend seems fine
gnome_friend: Yee
Kraest: Hello most of @gnome_friend !
LRRbot: Spell Queller [1WU] | Creature — Spirit [2/3] | Flash / Flying / When Spell Queller enters the battlefield, exile target spell with converted mana cost 4 or less. / When Spell Queller leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Maelstrom Pulse [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.
electrum516: @hovermyrisbarelyplayable YEEt
kimmiekoneko: this is every sabaton song to be fair
gnome_friend: Hello all the pieces of Kraest
Squiidd_pope: Oof!
LRRbot: Horizon Canopy | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Horizon Canopy: Draw a card.
kimmiekoneko: when the winged hussars arrived
MechaKuuga: Spell Queller sure was good in standard
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: They all hit the gym
SamanthaVess: It's serge's big knight!
Alchemist43_: misplay judge!
LRRbot: Secure the Wastes [XW] | Instant | Create X 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens.
LRRbot: Negate [1U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell.
Alchemist43_: draw and then saga counter
magicalphilosopher: Wait why did serge bounce kamble? I thought it was only non creature spells
Alchemist43_: !card history
LRRbot: Did you mean: History of Benalia; Reki, the History of Kamigawa
RockPusher: Swole gabySlay gabyB Knights
Kumakaori: lol
ryder0802: Sir, that trigger doesn't happen until after draw step
hoktauri: Serge letting the counterspell hate flow
Alchemist43_: !card history of benal
LRRbot: History of Benalia [1WW] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. / III — Knights you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.
Elliebot9000: Serge doesn't know what cards do
I_Am_Clockwork: casually taking 10
LRRbot: Gideon of the Trials [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [3] | +1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal. / 0: Until end of turn, Gideon of the Trials becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / 0: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."
Kumakaori: yes 22-10=12
Blasteg: Ouch is you
Squiidd_pope: Remember when they banned reflector mate and basically hamstringed the uW flash deck?
gnome_friend: Second, what gives you the right
BatfishGuy: I've asked this before, but what is Canadian Highlander?
gnome_friend: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
DaMullet14: yeah I remember when they banned man o'war in standard for some reason
AchillesAndTortoise: serge bounced kambal because alex had no black mana to replay
LRRbot: Ajani's Pridemate [1W] | Creature — Cat Soldier [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Ajani's Pridemate.
the_last_hop: horizon canopy damge
kimmiekoneko: NO MAY
wafflesoup: Serge takes 1 for casting Gideon
SamanthaVess: I made a custom card with basically that flavour text, Paul. It was an 0/3 with deathtouch.
StormCountAt19: Take damage serge
kimmiekoneko: YOU MUST
MechaKuuga: swole cat
LRRbot: Kambal, Consul of Allocation [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Squiidd_pope: Scrubland makes black? I think?
the_last_hop: HORIZON CANOPY
Elliebot9000: Horizon Canopy is a painland serge
TRBrutality: Canopy serge
SamanthaVess: Ajani's Pridemate: A friend for life.
silvalunae: maybe it was just a dream
gnome_friend: Serge "Why is your cat so big" Yager
mariammistressofmanifolds subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months, currently on a 11 month streak!
mariammistressofmanifolds: eleven months! that's almost one year! Thanks for being great, y'all!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, mariammistressofmanifolds! (Today's storm count: 26)
kimmiekoneko: why is your cat so big - because it ate several smaller cats
blackwlf: Judge, my opponent has more cards in play than me?
silvalunae: can bounce the cat??
flatluigi: lrrWOW
DarkMorford: PAUL
m0nkeyrama: Oh my god Paul
gamercat88: oh paul
MechaKuuga: mmm soup
Dix: P A U L
gnome_friend: !findquote soup
LRRbot: Quote #4978: "Does anybody want some hat soup?" —Ben, as Peloton [2018-05-14]
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TheWooglie: I appreciated the pun Paul
axare123: YES!
GoblinRanger: unsalted Kambal soup
SamanthaVess: Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Why are you buying clothes at the SOUP STORE?
jadeworrior: hmmm tax soup
RockPusher: PowerUpL lrrSLOTH PowerUpR
I_Am_Clockwork: Why are you trying to buy Cloths from the soup store?
Squiidd_pope: IM AT SOUP
axare123: that refrence!
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [4] | +1: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / 0: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / −4: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
I_Am_Clockwork: dangit @HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable got threre first
kinesthetics: WHAY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!
zuchen_120: "new" legend rule
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: WEll @SamanthaVess got there first first
GoblinRanger: chads from across time
TRBrutality: Dont kill Bruce Kamball
djalternative: Someone needs to photoshop a Andy Warhol x Kambal work.
SamanthaVess: HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable rooDevil
shroompants: get out of the soup aisle!
gnome_friend: Tibalt!
Squiidd_pope: Plainswalker legend rule DansGame
electrum516: LUL LUL LUL LUL Alex XD wHaT dO yOu MeAn YoU'rE aT sOuP
gnome_friend: KITTY!
RockPusher: Kitty is a doctor now?
silvalunae: I mean I'm at sOWOup
AWells44: get him a D12
gamercat88: hey are those chads hanging?
Squiidd_pope: Actually, it’s the plainswalker uniqueness rule which got changed I.e. removed entirely
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: *insert Spider Man pointing meme*
SamanthaVess: Is this literal heaven for Gids?
Godswrath__: Does courser let you play an additional land?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: No
djalternative: is this just the highlander version of Serge's Tale of Five Chads Oathbreaker deck?
magicalphilosopher: Why are you buy cloths from the soup store
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Oracle of Mul Daya lets you play 2 lands
SamanthaVess: @Godswrath__ That's Oracle of Mul Daya
Godswrath__: How did Alex play two lands this turn?
Elliebot9000: where are the chads come from?
depositron: More like Menz'oil
Godswrath__: Or maybe I miss saw
NrgSpoon: body massaaaaaage
gnome_friend: Meow
PhoenixMelior: !card Courser of Kruphix
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play the top card of your library if it's a land card. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
PhoenixMelior: oh huh, for some reason I thought Courser let you play extra land
Nefarious_Ned: Is that Gideon just armed with a spray bottle? *Bad kitty! No!*
Squiidd_pope: Has Alex seen the new John Wick yet?
Loonatic93: Reminds me of "Over The Top" which had a guy who drank motor oil and ate a cigar. It was kinda nuts.
RockPusher: Chad sprays kitty with water - "No! Bad Kitty!"
thraximore: I cast FIST
PhoenixMelior: must have been thinking of Oracle of Mul Daya
thraximore: !cardname gideon's reproach
korvys: How many cards does Serge have in hand?
Jandsnow: yeah he keeps it around for ajani
SamanthaVess: ForEVER!!
PhoenixMelior: !card Gideon's Reproach
LRRbot: Gideon's Reproach [1W] | Instant | Gideon's Reproach deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
NexusVoxx: skrt skrt
LRRbot: Brushland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. Brushland deals 1 damage to you.
gnome_friend: awkward_skrt.wav
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with converted mana cost X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
LRRbot: Aven Mindcensor [2W] | Creature — Bird Wizard [2/1] | Flash / Flying / If an opponent would search a library, that player searches the top four cards of that library instead.
PhoenixMelior: !decklist
RockPusher: Bird!
gnome_friend: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
Elliebot9000: idiot bird
Squiidd_pope: OOF
SamanthaVess: Scooze!
Squiidd_pope: COME ON ALEX
Kumakaori: SCOOZE?! oof!
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG
NexusVoxx: scooze me sir
Dix: Oh mi scoozy
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.
electrum516: GOT THERE
Feminine_Desires: Did alex gain a life from the aven?
thraximore: Dumb bird got got
Squiidd_pope: POSITIVE EFFECT CONTROL
PhorrestGaze: indecisive cardreader
Lieutenant_Bonerdongs: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
jarjarminks: Take that idiot bird!
Distrei: Oh no.
RockPusher: card reader can't decide what version it sees
LRRbot: Horizon Canopy | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Horizon Canopy: Draw a card.
Papperslappen: laughs in lifegain
PaperDoopliss: Was that a card draw bluff?
LRRbot: Mirran Crusader [1WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Double strike, protection from black and from green
SamanthaVess: It's my boy!
Squiidd_pope: OH NOOOOO
natshido: 11 my dude
tehlordofelves: fix that die!
Lithobraker: are there any abilities that trigger on shuffling?
ThePnutGallery: yo yo
aesir_blade: die's cocked
gamercat88: cat is at 11
Stranjak: Canadian Highlander is such an underrated format.
ryder0802: 11 not 8
TRBrutality: 11
thraximore: !card panglacial wurm
LRRbot: Panglacial Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [9/5] | Trample / While you're searching your library, you may cast Panglacial Wurm from your library.
ogzangief: hi guys how is everybody this evening?
gnome_friend: sergeHi Stranjak
Kykiwi: 8+2 is 11
Kykiwi: chat pls
LRRbot: Serene Steward [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
ryder0802: 11
Stranjak: Hi @gnome_friend !
StormCountAt19: 11 is not 8 tho
Croc64: I miss anything crazy before I got here
gamercat88: meow it is 12
PhoenixMelior: Whoa, that card is awesome???
ryder0802: 12
SamanthaVess: Loved that card in my standard Allies deck
twitch_xeo: kitty should be 12
tehlordofelves: FIX THAT DIE!
SpiffGames: kitty is 12
electrum516: cat should be on 10
NexusVoxx: thats a yikes
DoctorCactus: keep the count chat we got this
TRBrutality: 12
niccus: catbreathing
Skajetolaf: Alex Kitty should be on 12!
gnome_friend: !findquote yikes
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ryder0802: PAUL! Help them!
electrum516: UPDATE THE DIE
ryder0802: 12
natshido: what
DoctorCactus: 13
SpiffGames: WHOA
Several_Ducks: cat
tehlordofelves: 13!
blackwlf: 13
ryder0802: 13
twitch_xeo: 9 -> 7 LUL
Loonatic93: Cat is now 13
SamanthaVess: Making the cat smaller there, my dude
misterygamer1337: WHY IS HE GETTING SMALLER
PhoenixMelior: wait he's ticking the cat down
PhoenixMelior: there we go
DoctorCactus: mission accomplished chat
kanimaras: cat is a big boi
ryder0802: Yay! Thanks Paul!
SamanthaVess: Emrakitty
LRRbot: Kambal, Consul of Allocation [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
RockPusher: That cat has *gains*
electrum516: thx paul
Several_Ducks: That right there is a tiger not a cat
azureHaights: Maine 'Kul
MechaKuuga: all this cat talk is reminding me of the recent passing of Grumpy Cat
Blasteg: FLUNGE?
NrgSpoon: seemed like he was looking at the side of the die facing him, not the top face
StormCountAt19: Thanks paul, the savior
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Is this what happened to the kitty on Harmless Offering?
theinvisiblevoice: that is true, alex
djalternative: The Tim Allen virus has infected the two magic players on stream
CaptainSpam: MEGANEKO!
blackwlf: 6/6
SamanthaVess: Hecking misplay
flatluigi: rip alex
Distrei: big oof
blackwlf: Exalted.
KoruGengetsu: NotLikeThis
Dix: hypermisplay
natshido: rip alex
Drummi_: benjam40Ranch
electrum516: Bwam Bwam
kanimaras: you still have the cat it's okay
NexusVoxx: @blackwlf still only 6
Papperslappen: sad trombone
Nefarious_Ned: Did someone say BBQ?!
gnome_friend: !card roast
LRRbot: Roast [1R] | Sorcery | Roast deals 5 damage to target creature without flying.
Elliebot9000: it's okay he's still got his literal actual weapon
azureHaights: @CaptainSpam Equip the Inventor's Goggles, make a meganekko
RockPusher: benginBurn benginFingers foxmarLOVE
bpeterson464: Das not good.
TheAwkes: That's the kind of play I make!
Croc64: benjam40Smugmulder
red_shoes_jeff: "Now, THAT is what we call a 'misplay.'"
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
flatluigi: we lrrHEART you alex
TRBrutality: Grill's ready
thirsty_kitteh: Alex you're a good person and deserve all the love and support chat gives you <3
misterygamer1337: if alex throws this game i swear to god
Aneximarius: Woodchippers are not optimal, the sea is more efficient
silvalunae: it happens to the best of us
gnome_friend: sergeHeart
Several_Ducks: Serge a real Canadian - apologizing for chat
Godswrath__: Roasted and toasted
hoktauri: A woodchipper is too good for that level of misplay lrrBEEJ
djalternative: I mean, I wasn't going to slow cook alex with tasty zesty katchup and molases based sauce until he suggested it.
DoctorCactus: polonium and wood chippers, my two favorite things
ogzangief: dumb question here still learning the game after being gone for 11 yrs but how does protection work?
gawag_: how will we eat the bbq if it's in a wood chipper tho
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Ashen_Prime: It's almost like there a lot going on and it's hard to keep track of it all.
jadeworrior: stoneforge is ready
RockPusher reboots his fingers to try and fix his typing and mousing accuracy
PhoenixMelior: what is the card with 3 counters on it on Alex's side?
Jungie26 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Jungie26! (Today's storm count: 27)
gnome_friend: !card soul warden
LRRbot: Soul Warden [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
m0nkeyrama: Love that stoneforge art
Lambent_Mongoose: cant get stoneforge with recuiter
DaMullet14: Soul's Attendant, PhoenixMelior
NexusVoxx: @ogzangief something with protection cant be DEBT - Damaged, Enchanted/Equipped, Blocked, or Targeted by things that it is protected from
flatluigi: @ogzangief it's not really used nowadays b/c it's a bit of a mess but it nullifies all damage and targeting from whatever it's protected against
Feminine_Desires: !card Soul's attendant
LRRbot: Soul's Attendant [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.
zuchen_120: buckets?
Nefarious_Ned: Sub-optimal plays? That's my middle name!
PhoenixMelior: oh okay! I didn't recognise that art. Thanks chat
gamercat88: it is that your safe word?
dialMforMara: no, he's a homestuck now
Croc64 subscribed at Tier 1.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Croc64! (Today's storm count: 28)
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
malexus101: light and shadows is a good sword
depositron: serated blade gets the bread
Silver_Kn1ght: Dammit Alex.
azureHaights: Isn't it Paul? ISN'T IT?
Papperslappen: ogzangief protection from [color] just prevents damage from a source of that color iirc
SquareDotCube: Just a butter knife with a crossguard
ninja_theory_ashrams: umezawa's Planeswalker
gnome_friend: Protection also means it can't be tareted or enchanted by that color
blackwlf: Umezawa's Yeet
Aneximarius: I like how we can just play a Jitte and no one panics, this format is awesome
gnome_friend: *targeted
flatluigi: squeaks
NexusVoxx: @Papperslappen something with protection cant be DEBT - Damaged, Enchanted/Equipped, Blocked, or Targeted by things that it is protected from
Papperslappen: gnome_friend right, it prevents target also
red_shoes_jeff: sergeSqueak
gnome_friend: sergeSqueak
ogzangief: ah ok then thanks @flatluigi
axare123: sergeSqueak
Papperslappen: NexusVoxx thanks
LRRbot: Kambal, Consul of Allocation [1WB] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [2/3] | Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
Elliebot9000: now turn jitte into a creature so you can bounce it!
flatluigi: a hwoot
NexusVoxx: titanium hwhite
RockPusher: danicaMeow
azureHaights: DEBT stands for U Can't Hurt This, U Can't Help This, U Can't Stop This, and U Can't See This
gnome_friend: !findquote human
LRRbot: Quote #2418: "You pile of human garbage!" —Beej, to Ian [2016-04-30]
NexusVoxx: tasty tasty carbon
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Dead on impression
thraximore: Alex that's Cam's schtick
SamanthaVess: Imagine eating carbon roo4
axare123: sergeJustRight
azureHaights: Uguu-ideon?
red_shoes_jeff: Just a little... Titanium HHHwhite.
MechaKuuga: Is that a 18/18 Cat Boi?
NexusVoxx: merely 7
ogzangief: just one contempt alex i hope you play it and get out of there
gnome_friend: Large catte
Elliebot9000: flunge!
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
Drummi_: Alex might get benjam40Ranch ed, But he has The spicyer deck.
SamanthaVess: Yeah, MechaKuuga
gawag_: ranch is the enemy of spice, it makes sense
nilsrebby: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder
Tecnocrat: "During my cheat step, I'l put googly eyes on Jitte."
ritchards: tell Maro that
Croc64: benjam40Haw benjam40Yee benjam40Yee benjam40Smugmulder
Ashen_Prime: !card kara
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Several_Ducks: @RockPusher LUL
gnome_friend: EEE
Ubiki: Tetsuko has the jitte now so the original is also a creature thats how it works right
Elliebot9000: serge math is for blockers
Jandsnow: benjam40Juzammulder
MechaKuuga: @SamanthaVess SeemsGood
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
electrum516: Kraskas GIDS
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Dank memes can be beige.
ogzangief: here he comes
NexusVoxx: here goes nothing
jonasjonIV: math IS for blockers
electrum516: BOUNCE GIDEON
kinesthetics: BOUNCE CHAD
melodiifrost: chad can be bounced right?
electrum516: BOUND CHAD!!!!
NexusVoxx: @melodiifrost can now
LRRbot: Serene Steward [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric Ally [2/2] | Whenever you gain life, you may pay {W}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
melodiifrost: hooboy
electrum516: ALEX SEE THE LINE
openmanual: Bounce gideon
NexusVoxx: shhh chat
nilsrebby: y benjam40ExEnginExplosive t that Chad
electrum516: LINE ENERGIES GOOO!
kinesthetics: benjam40Wranch
flatluigi: he didn't see it
Kykiwi: F
Elliebot9000: he didn't see the line
Drummi_: benjam40Ranch
Skajetolaf: Can't Karakas Bounce Chad?
electrum516: Naaah
natshido: rip alex
thraximore: Alas!
dylanbbb: Could have bounced Chad
bpeterson464: Didn't see the line
Several_Ducks: F
gnome_friend: Karakas bounce Chat
electrum516: @skajetolaf Yeah it can
kanimaras: hahahah the realization
Awesem: benjam40Ranch
Ashen_Prime: !card karakas
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
Skajetolaf: @electrum516 Sweet
Papperslappen: chat bounces itself all the time
kinesthetics: ALEX WE STILL LOVE YOU
samu_btdp1985: F
ogzangief: im sad put sadness on the stack sadness resolve
gr33nfir350: F
electrum516: We still love you Alex!
RockPusher: sergeMoly sergeMoly sergeMoly
nilsrebby: Y benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive t
kanimaras: F
GoblinRanger: F
gnome_friend: sergeMoly
flatluigi: we crit because we love
GoblinRanger: sergeMoly sergeMoly sergeMoly
axare123: f
MechaKuuga: Alex you are still a magician
SamanthaVess: Isn't floss already barbed wire?
thraximore: The spiciest plays are the ones unplayed
gavin_hawk_: I was thinking about bouncing chad
RassilonDND: Chad would have been sent on an ejector seat
kinesthetics: benjam40Twist
theeviljaffa: welp get out the wood chipper again
NexusVoxx: what a long emote name mr wheeler
samu_btdp1985: yoshik1Hello yoshik1Lucky
SpiffGames: Pridemate is war of the spark! count it!
theonlyangelx: alright, I have to go vote. people in Australia, make sure you vote today.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Well, Serge had a vigilant blocker and a Jitte that could gain life. I didn't do the math, so maybe Serge wasn't dead on the crackback?
Drummi_: Pep talk to Alex: benjam40Ranch Serge!
theonlyangelx: theonl45LURK theonl45LURK theonl45LURK
crystal_shooter: you could have played the new blood artist
natshido: !card gideon black
LRRbot: Gideon Blackblade [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [4] | As long as it's your turn, Gideon Blackblade is a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Gideon Blackblade during your turn. / +1: Up to one other target creature you control gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or indestructible until end of turn. / −6: Exile target nonland permanent.
Jandsnow: WAR was such a boon for zombies
ogzangief: its ok buddy thats fine just get back in there
RockPusher: Anime Chad
RassilonDND: 3 Mana Chad is sweet!
secretbranch: Serge is anti-serge
djalternative: oh. you mean Ral's boyfriend?
Stellapacifica: Tomik is a 2/3 flyer for 2, fight me
thraximore: !card blackblade reforged
LRRbot: Blackblade Reforged [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control. / Equip legendary creature {3} / Equip {7}
melodiifrost: Mission failed, but you'll get him next time
kcmasterpiece1: I drive a tractor with a thing called a back blade...it makes that chad hard to say and feel wrong
NexusVoxx: jason wateraflls
Mattmitchell45: Tomik, The Please Forhet About Them
SaberSolstice: first time
Tecnocrat: A. Always. B. Be. C. Chadding.
SamanthaVess: Freaking Obzedat
SaberSolstice: FIRST TIME WATCHING LIVE YEEEE
monosceros: "I have killed you twice, now I just need to kill you... five more times"
gnome_friend: welcome SaberSolstice sergeFriend
Jandsnow: I like paying life not gaining it so much
SaberSolstice: OWL2019Tracer OWL2019200iq
Rurikhelm: My friends kept making lifegain decks and we eventually banned it
SamanthaVess: Should use Bloodforged Axe. You never run out.
LRRbot: Serra Ascendant [W] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | Lifelink / As long as you have 30 or more life, Serra Ascendant gets +5/+5 and has flying.
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Drummi_: Don't speak ill of the dead. (RIP Chad)
TwilitLugia: Why would you shower before going in a hot tub, it's not a pool Serge.
Several_Ducks: Serge doesn't care about the environment
Tecnocrat: Climate Change as a wincon. Spicy!
RockPusher: fugiWow
natshido: LUL Serge
Several_Ducks: Reading cards is hard
gnome_friend: sergeOffByOne
orbitaltuna: ccolorD
TwilitLugia: georgSurprise
Several_Ducks: Karaoke stream when?
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
Elliebot9000: serge "I will boil the seas just to kill you" yeager
thraximore: Mmmmhm whatcha saaay
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
djalternative: !card climate change
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Kykiwi: the mind games
BasilBrushOff: sergeHi
monosceros: it's a power play
gnome_friend: sergeHi BasilBrushOff
NexusVoxx: well I'll tell you. I don't know.
secretbranch: serge knows better than to monologue
Gamzee_Makara: OwO Alex is here
flatluigi: surgeon yager
azureHaights: Surgeon Yageneral
Elliebot9000: Sergeory
electrum516: @secretbranch correct
Gamzee_Makara: Homestuck on main
thraximore: That's the best art!
Several_Ducks: Swords to Doves
axare123: t90Farm
thraximore: Kaja Foglio
RockPusher: Who's to say you can't plow a field with a dove?
Drummi_: Best StoP art.
theeviljaffa: do it on endstep so that opponent can't use the ramp that turn
SompSmash: did serge keep a one land hand?
GoblinRanger: very carefully Paul
natshido: ping off fetch
Loonatic93: I'm kinda surprised that Serra Ascendant doesn't get far more play in Commander.
LRRbot: Horizon Canopy | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Horizon Canopy: Draw a card.
azureHaights: Oh snap, that IS part of the Foglio Folio
EsperDerek1: I kinda like the one that looks more like Swords to Golfclubs.
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play the top card of your library if it's a land card. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
NexusVoxx: Judge Promo StP is the best one cause its literal
TRBrutality: 21 fetch
LRRbot: Containment Priest [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Flash / If a nontoken creature would enter the battlefield and it wasn't cast, exile it instead.
red_shoes_jeff: @Several_Ducks Sounds like an offbrand Stick to Snakes.
flatluigi: cacaw
LRRbot: Deputy of Detention [1WU] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [1/3] | When Deputy of Detention enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls and all other nonland permanents that player controls with the same name as that permanent until Deputy of Detention leaves the battlefield.
PhoenixMelior: why did Alex gain a life?
gawag_: Serra ascendant is like north of 20 bucks if I recall
SamanthaVess: It's a detention sphere, Serge
Aneximarius: O ring with a booty
flatluigi: tomalla
m0nkeyrama: I love how Serge makes that cawcaw noise for so many things
PaperDoopliss: The People Holding Magic Balls tribal getting in
thraximore: Ascendant ought to be exiled
Several_Ducks: @PhoenixMelior Serra Ascendent
DaMullet14: It's almost detention sphere
monosceros: @PhoenixMelior I'm assuming Ascendant dealt damage to itself
LRRbot: Collective Brutality [1B] | Sorcery | Escalate—Discard a card. / Choose one or more — / • Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it. That player discards that card. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. / • Target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
KidSpanner: I thought that was on purpose.
Twitch_RR: I love the Coldsnap theme deck version because the colors on that art are more vibrant
FlyingUltraCar: Serge and I agree about the best Swords to Plowshares art
Tecnocrat: Tom Allen is his non-union equivalent.
drthvd3r: Tom Allen? I'll have to wrench around that one.
the_one_and_only_kim: Alex’s creature exiled, not in gay
TwilitLugia: You describe him as a national treasure.
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
DoctorCactus: Does deputy of detention exile all identical tokens?
Pairoschuz: Yeet eh
DaMullet14: you can't get around hexproof by targeting your own things with deputy
djalternative: yeete
NexusVoxx: @DoctorCactus yes
Nefarious_Ned: Yeet, eh?
Aneximarius subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Aneximarius! (Today's storm count: 29)
axare123: gabySlay sergeJustRight
flatluigi: thunk
LRRbot: Glacial Fortress | Land | Glacial Fortress enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
NexusVoxx: too shiny
SamanthaVess: Sometimes space goes to you.
flatluigi: most times i don't go to space
99Problems_TwitchAintOne subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months, currently on a 9 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, 99Problems_TwitchAintOne! (Today's storm count: 30)
Aneximarius: good god that foily fortress
LRRbot: Blessed Alliance [1W] | Instant | Escalate {2} / Choose one or more — / • Target player gains 4 life. / • Untap up to two target creatures. / • Target opponent sacrifices an attacking creature.
natshido: !card Blinding Fortress
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DoctorCactus: @NexusVoxx cool thanks!
ryder0802: Super shiny
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
Kykiwi: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
RzltDK: spell snare works
NexusVoxx: should work
PhorrestGaze: lrrJUDGE
PhoenixMelior: lrrJUDGE
Several_Ducks: Judge calling judge
Grimmbourne: but you is a judge!
flatluigi: lrrJUDGE
ChaoticObserver: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
KidSpanner: CMC doesn't change.
BasilBrushOff: 404 Judge not found
RockPusher: lrrJUDGE sergeMoly
axare123: lrrJUDGE
Grimmbourne: Onoes!
Aneximarius: that feel when you judge but then theres no judge
Tecnocrat: Chat is a L5 judge.
Nefarious_Ned: thud thud THUD THUD THUD...WE"RE HEEEEEERE!!!!
PhorrestGaze: the rule rod
SamanthaVess: Orb LUL
RockPusher: Good Talk™
LRRbot: Spell Snare [U] | Instant | Counter target spell with converted mana cost 2.
PhoenixMelior: good talk
Tecnocrat: Judge collusion!
Kykiwi: oof
NexusVoxx: s n a r e
x0den: cylinder is shape, or is that the joke?
nurovi: jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig Jer
DaMullet14: "How do you want it to work" is the answer there
flatluigi: F
cuttlefishman: F
NexusVoxx: @x0den the joke is that serge said orb and thats not what that is
gnome_friend: !findquote orb
LRRbot: Quote #4556: "'Ecstasy for the orb?' 'Joy to the world!'" —Kathleen and Beej [2017-12-16]
sivakrytos: jer doing a bad judging
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
x0den: @NexusVoxx thanks!
secretbranch: chat is the combined judge levels of everyone in chat
Grimmbourne: wow, that escalated quickly
DoctorCactus: jer makes judging look easy
TunaSandvich: Orb!
m0nkeyrama: Learning new things! sergeHeart seabatBRAIN
electrum516: "Does this work the way i want it to" better known as "Hey Judge you like what I'm doing to my opponent"
DaMullet14: Serge has moved to cheat step
northos: #cheatstep :P
carrion_phoenix subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
carrion_phoenix: Woo, finally seeing streams live!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, carrion_phoenix! (Today's storm count: 31)
LRRbot: Nimbus Maze | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W}. Activate this ability only if you control an Island. / {T}: Add {U}. Activate this ability only if you control a Plains.
thraximore: ascendant still isn't exiled yet. fix?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: YEET-e
Elliebot9000: I love nimbus maze
LRRbot: Gideon of the Trials [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [3] | +1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal. / 0: Until end of turn, Gideon of the Trials becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / 0: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."
Aneximarius: I love the art on Nimbus maze
Croc64: benjam40Yee t
flatluigi: yad
Tecnocrat: "Hey Judge, You wanna see if I can get away with this too?"
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: YEE-ad
jonasjonIV: The Chad count is: 1
ogzangief: yeah like i get grief at my lgs by big money outside meta players from our small shop as i play white border lands and then so i play them with my pirate brew deck i call barbosa revenge and smash them in 3-4 turns
RassilonDND: does parthelion 2 fit into this blue white deck? maybe for the lulz?
Aneximarius: Chad of the sands
LRRbot: Soul Warden [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
FlannelShirtEnthusist: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:54:51. lrrSPOT
DarkMorford: REL:AXED? There is ICE CREAM on the line here, Alex! Kappa
SamanthaVess: Chad says "I shall not be hurt bayou!"
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
NexusVoxx: pls exile serra ascendant
natshido: @SamanthaVess Nice
Grimmbourne: I donut think this is R E L axed rules
A1_Saucy: So chad could make fetch lands not ping you???
Aneximarius: Look,swamp gases have been the leading cause of alien abductions since the 1950s
bpeterson464: WOW
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
electrum516: @samanthavess that was a good one *slow clap*
Tecnocrat: Low Effort Chad, but should we be surprised?
LRRbot: Reflector Mage [1WU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | When Reflector Mage enters the battlefield, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. That creature's owner can't cast spells with the same name as that creature until your next turn.
DoctorCactus: wow serge, way to rub it in
NexusVoxx: @A1_Saucy he prevents damage but not life loss or life payment
A1_Saucy: @NexusVoxx thanks
LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return Batterskull to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
Elliebot9000: you have a german there?
NexusVoxx: gesundheit
Ashen_Prime: Was that a microphone rubbing sound, or a loose connection sound?
Grimmbourne: o noes, the germ-ands
thraximore: thanks paul!
SamanthaVess: @natshido @electrum516 rooAww Thanks
ritchards: what crackling?
Tecnocrat: Ze Germ-ends!
flatluigi: pauls' mic is crackling a ton
Aneximarius: Move to cheat step, craterhoof flashes in
Distrei: Casually cheat a hoof into play, no big.
djalternative: ilharg a hoof
RockPusher: Rogue Hoof
ogzangief: he is all like thats next week guys
Elliebot9000: what's serge's masterpiece thingy?
Grimmbourne: #cheatyface
red_shoes_jeff: Is somebody's mic rubbing?
Juliamon: It might be Serge's jacket
Tecnocrat: Capsize?
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | As Hallowed Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Grimmbourne: but it looks spiffy on him
Kykiwi: @Elliebot9000 hangerback walker
TheAwkes: Elliebot9000 Hangarback Walker
electrum516: @elliebot9000 Hangerback walker
NexusVoxx: @Elliebot9000 hangarback?
Elliebot9000: danke schon
RockPusher: sergeHolyMoly sergeMoly
StormCountAt19: Uhhhh is craterhoof like cheaty face?
gnome_friend: !findquote rupture
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
dialMforMara: am hurk okay
red_shoes_jeff: MEDIC!
LRRbot: Hangarback Walker [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Hangarback Walker enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / When Hangarback Walker dies, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying for each +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker. / {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Hangarback Walker.
RassilonDND: medic!
flatluigi: lrrMEDIC
Viewers_Like_You: Structural integrity fields have failed!
Tecnocrat: Check the bag
TheWooglie: !card crack
LRRbot: Found 12 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
sireggsbenedict: !advice
LRRbot: Mash R1.
weff47: shotgun it
Buxx345: clearly we need duct tape
sireggsbenedict: accurate
Galactic_pain: Ooo, Masterpiece Walker
SamanthaVess: Pressure should've kept it from leaking right?
thraximore: oh no, wasted Coke D:
Tecnocrat: Chungus?
Pharmacistjudge: Evening all
NexusVoxx: poke-a hole-a
gnome_friend: sergeHi PHarmacistJudge
axare123: we need 20cc of Coke(TM) stat
SamanthaVess: @NexusVoxx Ayy
djalternative: polka hola
Aneximarius: New sound check: Paul shotguns a coke
red_shoes_jeff: I guess just shotgun it like a beer?
Elliebot9000: he picked the right permanent
ogzangief: hi there pharmacistjudge
LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return Batterskull to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
NexusVoxx: so when can we get refractor mage?
LRRbot: Soul Warden [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Auriok Champion [WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | Protection from black and from red / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.
Aneximarius: Everyone knows you get more money for your lotus if you petina it
Tecnocrat: Playing under lawn sprinkler rules not advised, eh?
natshido: Alex doesn't have the mana
Croc64: "theres a black lotus at this tourney" Oh is there benjamin?
TheWooglie: Is the germ black?
SamanthaVess: Yes, @TheWooglie
flatluigi: toot toot
electrum516: "Jesus" Chad just looks over "No, chad will suffice"
NexusVoxx: how the turns have tabled
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Open the boat rock.
bpeterson464: Das a big boy
sireggsbenedict: T H E T A N K
flatluigi: !badadvice
LRRbot: Give the demon sphere to Dale.
Grimmbourne: amazonRUDE1 amazonRUDE2
Dog_of_Myth: Hola chat
Lord_Hydraos subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 6 months!
Lord_Hydraos: Just jund him out Alex!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Lord_Hydraos! (Today's storm count: 32)
LRRbot: Faith's Fetters [3W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / When Faith's Fetters enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life. / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Dog_of_Myth
ogzangief: this is not good at all is it little loss on the board state
Defrost: That is a bad advice... holy moly
flatluigi: put it on chad
flatluigi: put it on chad!
flatluigi: yaaay
NexusVoxx: heiromancer heiromanced
Tecnocrat: Chad, go sit in the corner until you play nice.
Elliebot9000: pwease no untappy
kcmasterpiece1: Cancel culture is toxic chad
depositron: Hanger back walker to the tune of 'im a wheel watcher' is fun
Blasteg: wait, is Domri's ability mana ability?
NexusVoxx: @Blasteg PW abilities are never mana abilities
Elliebot9000: loyalty abilities are explicitly forbidden from being mana abilities
twitch_xeo: Who's the lifegain deck now?!
SamanthaVess: You can cast it on a Xantcha you control LUL
djalternative: now who's playing a lifegain deck
LRRbot: Shambling Vent | Land | Shambling Vent enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. / {1}{W}{B}: Shambling Vent becomes a 2/3 white and black Elemental creature with lifelink until end of turn. It's still a land.
LRRbot: Knight of Meadowgrain [WW] | Creature — Kithkin Knight [2/2] | First strike / Lifelink
TheAwkes: NexusVoxx what about Domri's mana adders, across two versions?
Tecnocrat: Put a bird on it!
NexusVoxx: what?
dylanbbb: Which one of these is the lifegain deck?
Grimmbourne: if ya like it then you shoulda put a counter on it
dialMforMara: chocobo!
Twitch_RR: I like saying hangarback walker to the tune of paperback writer
monosceros: chocogoat
DigitalSeahorse: git him, Alex! :D
SamanthaVess: It's a Goat, isn't it?
TheWooglie: War Llama
Tecnocrat: Springjack Goat?
Juliamon: Lorwyn Chocobo
Dog_of_Myth: Cloudgoat
DoctorCactus: God I love kithkins so much
FlannelShirtEnthusist: chickenhorse
ryder0802: Quasi-chocobo
Tecnocrat: Kithkin Best Kin
Nefarious_Ned: Half goat, half emu-horse
gnome_friend: hateful
thraximore: That's a lot of things to hate
m0nkeyrama: BibleThump
NexusVoxx: we know
KidSpanner: That's fair.
TheWooglie: You can't hate Paul though
Grimmbourne: I still love you Alex
Tecnocrat: I mean, it's justified.
monosceros: zoeyLove
Naarius: lrrAWW
mariammistressofmanifolds: it's okay. I hate me too
ogzangief: serge not nice this is highlander not commander buddy
DigitalSeahorse: I know, Alex, but thanks for all the hugs anyways :P
gnome_friend: sergeHeart lrrHEART @mariammistressofmanifolds
LRRbot: Seachrome Coast | Land | Seachrome Coast enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
orbitaltuna: dang ccolorD
PhoenixMelior: !card batterskull
LRRbot: Batterskull [5] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink. / {3}: Return Batterskull to its owner's hand. / Equip {5}
RzltDK: @theawkes no, otherwise you could do it at faster than instant speed.
Elliebot9000: oh vigilance on a hangaback is a nice combo
Dog_of_Myth: !advice
LRRbot: Press G to brain.
SamanthaVess: That's so passé, Serge
PhoenixMelior: huh, I keep thinking Batterskull is a 5/5
monosceros: !card hangaback
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Grimmbourne: G
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Everyone here is great just FYI lrrHEART lrrHEART
gnome_friend: G
Dog_of_Myth: G
gnome_friend: lrrHEART @FlannelShirtEnthusist
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
djalternative: donde esta la biblioteca. me llamo t-bone la araña discotecha
Deftscythe: just got here. Which masterpiece is that with all the counters? Hangarback?
NexusVoxx: wasnt skeletal enough already
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [4] | +1: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / 0: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / −4: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
NexusVoxx: @Deftscythe yep
m0nkeyrama: So many chads LUL
Deftscythe: ty
Drummi_: benjam40Ranch benjam40Wranch
Tecnocrat: Oops! All Chads!
Grimmbourne: oops all chads
KidSpanner: Yup, Hangarback.
Dog_of_Myth: Best Chad?
I_Am_Clockwork: the dance of the seven Chads
Elliebot9000: where are the chads come from?
Grimmbourne: jinx
SamanthaVess: There are only 8 chads, Serge roo4
DigitalSeahorse: Ranch!
PhoenixMelior: Kicking it Old School, AKA Oops all Chads
Drummi_: 12 Chad?
LRRbot: Hero of Bladehold [2WW] | Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Battle cry / Whenever Hero of Bladehold attacks, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.
Drummi_: benjam40Ranch
Jacobontherun1: Break out that Aetherflux Reservoir Serge\
FlyingUltraCar: Mumble mumble “face down batter up”
PhorrestGaze: still a bit away from "oops all chads" being a deck
djalternative: this is the tale of five chads oathbreaker deck in highlander form
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
pandymonius: what doees face doown, head up even mean
weff47: play spark double for even more Chads
Pharmacistjudge: serge's tempo deck is so much different than mine UW deck
Dog_of_Myth: Gideon tribal is fun.
jjob24: Alex is looking straight out of the 1970s or am I crazy?
Croc64: Serge this isn't exactly what I'd call a board stall
RassilonDND: return all Chad's from the graveyard to play, enjoy :)
Elliebot9000: @pandymonius pain
Juliamon: Chadder by the Dozen
Squiidd_pope: I stepped away for like 10 minutes, how is serge the life gain deck now?
DigitalSeahorse: kenohkBubble ssandRAINBOW ssandHUG ssandDERP
Tecnocrat: Come and listen to a story bout a man named Chad, poor planeswalker couldn't keep his hair quite rad.
404HopeNotFound: Serge deck AKA Dance of the seven Chads.
NexusVoxx: @Squiidd_pope batterskull on a 6/6
Dix: I mean... flavor wise, yes, Gideon only DID know violence
voslan: Thank God!
flatluigi: spuh
Squiidd_pope: @nexusvoxx jayneChamp
Nefarious_Ned: Too soon
jonasjonIV: 61? What is this, commander?
LRRbot: Obzedat, Ghost Council [1WWBB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Advisor [5/5] | When Obzedat, Ghost Council enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile Obzedat. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep. It gains haste.
RassilonDND: remind me, which Chad checks to see if other Chad's are around and then you win?
ogzangief: too soon alex
Deftscythe: Take that lesson to heart kids
Dog_of_Myth: Insert new Rest in Peace art
benjamin_wheeler: Serge missed the line that puts Alex to 69
monosceros: someone call Kaya
Grimmbourne: RTR
Grimmbourne: blcok
Naarius: That's a lot of dads
Grimmbourne: block even
Deftscythe: Violent lives meet violent ends
Squiidd_pope: MY GHOST DADS
dylanbbb: Poor Alex
Elliebot9000: serge don't put another counter on hangarback so you can win at 69 life
Defrost: "New"
Drummi_: @benjamin_wheeler nice.
LizzieTwoShoes: @rassilondnd the one that currently has a faiths fetters
LRRbot: Siege Rhino [1WBG] | Creature — Rhino [4/5] | Trample / When Siege Rhino enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
electrum516: !decks
LRRbot: Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim [WB] | Legendary Creature — Kor Cleric [2/3] | Deathtouch / {1}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. / {1}{W}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Exile target nonland permanent. Activate this ability only if you have at least 10 life more than your starting life total.
LRRbot: Archangel of Thune [3WW] | Creature — Angel [3/4] | Flying / Lifelink / Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
m0nkeyrama: Siege rhino Kreygasm
colinoclock subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 9 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, colinoclock! (Today's storm count: 33)
Mithgar: Did Serge give back Alex's Card?
electrum516: @benjamin_wheeler nice
FlyingUltraCar: I know some people are choked up about Kaya killing the Obzedat, but I’m in favor tbh
colinoclock: sub baby!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK lrrHEART feliciaHeart jamieCare ferociousPride rayfkKing rayfkHeart sergeHeart
Argentum_Cabal subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Argentum_Cabal! (Today's storm count: 34)
Squiidd_pope: Rino PogChamp
literallysion: Points for these?
PhoenixMelior: !decklist
RassilonDND: the Chad aggro deck seems fun in CanLander
Grimmbourne: there's only one obzedat?
Dog_of_Myth: Friends don't spam Chads
PhoenixMelior: literallysion it's in the lists
DigitalSeahorse: katesHeart benginHeart viking64Catheart theonl45Heart blabla4LOVE
Tecnocrat: Don't hit Chads.
rhuletheworld: Chad?
zuchen_120: I love the super low-key serge deckbox.
gnome_friend: !findquote fight
LRRbot: Quote #1344: "Am I going to have to fight a tent?" —Paul [2015-12-23]
pandacolonialist: A SPAM of Chads?
Squiidd_pope: There’s 2 different iterations of obsadat
BorosCharmTargetYou: Chadgro
m0nkeyrama: Ah, we get a ben fight tonight?
secretbranch: ROUND 3 IS BATTLE OF THE BENS
404HopeNotFound: AmonChad seemed like the MVP for that match.
Grimmbourne: what's the other one called Squidd?
zuchen_120: @rhuletheworld Chad is the name they give to Gideon. It’s pretty common.
ogzangief: come on cam get after it buddy
Metalupis: @rhuletheworld Gidoen's nickname is Chat
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Ben mirror match?
Metalupis: chad
Croc64: Oh boy, 9-land Belcher vs 5c zoo for the final match
DigitalSeahorse: wish Ièd got here on time
Squiidd_pope: I think it’s just Obzadat, Ghost council?
rhuletheworld: Thanks @zuchen_120
kerbalized_: Belcher is gonna be absurd
Dog_of_Myth: Oooo Rising Sun on wed.
Squiidd_pope: !card Obzadat, ghost council
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Distrei: Oh dang, the Adam minecraft stream is tomorrow, cool.
Grimmbourne: that's the only one I pulled up, whats the other?
Drummi_: Lets go Cameron! benjam40Yee benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
natshido: I wanna see Belcher belch
PhoenixMelior: 9-land belcher intrigues me greatly
gnome_friend: !card obzedat, ghost council
LRRbot: Obzedat, Ghost Council [1WWBB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Advisor [5/5] | When Obzedat, Ghost Council enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. / At the beginning of your end step, you may exile Obzedat. If you do, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of your next upkeep. It gains haste.
rhuletheworld: still getting used to the nickname thing lol
FlyingUltraCar: @flannelshirtenthusist ben v Ben is closing tinge show
Squiidd_pope: !card Obzadat
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
gnome_friend: !findquote minecraft
LRRbot: Quote #16: "*James* plays Minecraft. How hard can it be?" —Adam [2015-02-17]
PhoenixMelior: because how is Wheeler ONLY RUNNING 9 LAND?
Kykiwi: just saw jer list :O spicy
DigitalSeahorse: YEEEEHAW
Croc64: Ben is notably less limited with Belcher than he was on stream, since he isn't avoiding storm wins to get belcher kills
Juliamon: Yup! Quote 2 comes to fruition, finally
Defrost: !quote 2
LRRbot: Quote #2: "The day I stream Minecraft is the last time I stream." —Adam [2015-01-17]
literallysion: Decklist
Defrost: It's been a good run
natshido: @Croc64 yeah the other day he was on like 13 lands yeah?
literallysion: !decklist
Dog_of_Myth: !quote 68
LRRbot: Quote #68: "No, my pizza!" —Adam [2015-03-29]
ogzangief: i like the artwork on that obzadat card anybody has a possible price value on it i would want it just for the artwork on it?
Croc64: He started at 13 land belcher
Squiidd_pope: Council of Orzahva is the other one
orbitaltuna: can't believe tomorrow's adam's last stream BibleThump
Croc64: After somehow still flooding he continue to cut lands
faisuka: imagine not playing 4 land belcher
kerbalized_: 9 land is gas sprinkled into so much ramp
Drummi_: Wheeler is on 9 land beltcher. That is The Cowboy Magic way. benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Croc64: Eventually he settled on 9
Croc64: benjam40Juzammulder
PhoenixMelior: Croc64 that's amazing.
natshido: Reasonable
Vampiricsloth: do these start at 5pst now?
riordand: Haaaawww Yeee
Squiidd_pope: @gnome_friend it’s council of orhzova
Juliamon: Vampiricsloth Yep
PhoenixMelior: the flooding not the emote (but the emote is also cool)
gnome_friend: ?
Squiidd_pope: The other Obzadat
Juliamon: As of the March revamp, most streams start an hour earlier than they used to
Grimmbourne: I donut think there is another one
literallysion: Watching belcher the other day was sick
Grimmbourne: just ghost council
DarkMorford: Adam's gonna just no-scope the End Portal and then take out the Dragon with an iron sword. Because that's what The Boshy does. :P
natshido: !card ghost council
LRRbot: Did you mean: Ghost Council of Orzhova; Obzedat, Ghost Council; Karlov of the Ghost Council
Vampiricsloth: ^^ i thought so i just got the notification and was like shoudln't they be live at 8cst :3
riordand: There's 2 Ghost Councils, only one Obzedat
Croc64: Note, that of every deck Ben has played on stream, it was *9* land belcher was the only one that's actually cast Mox Diamond for genuine purpose, and not just to make a bridge better
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Be ethically opposed to jumping.
kerbalized_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Haw
Vampiricsloth: don't forget karlov <3 kick ass commander
gnome_friend: YEE
Owlskins: Powerful Magic!!
Grimmbourne: BibleThump
natshido: !card ghost council of orzhova
LRRbot: Ghost Council of Orzhova [WWBB] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [4/4] | When Ghost Council of Orzhova enters the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / {1}, Sacrifice a creature: Exile Ghost Council of Orzhova. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: And Medium blue right @Croc64 ?
Drummi_: COWBOY MAGIC!!!
natshido: OG ghost dad
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
gnome_friend: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #5215: "'It's been a while since I did a combat roll.' 'I'm sorry, I'll attack you with more things.'" —Kathleen and Dale [2018-07-30]
Croc64: Medium blue was after Belcher, 9 land belcher was the first, and Ben played *alot* of mox diamond decks before that
Grimmbourne: !flunge
Grimmbourne: !shrug
Grimmbourne: bah humbug
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always helpful.
Juliamon: !help
gnome_friend: LRRbot is a helper
Juliamon: You can find a list of commands there!
Grimmbourne: ah danke
DigitalSeahorse pats LRRbot
Defrost: !neptune
Defrost: :(
NathanJay_GA: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
holidayMD: !findquote helper
LRRbot: Quote #4677: "You don't like the word so I won't give you any words for that one. Because I'm a helper!" —Dale, choosing not to describe something [2018-02-12]
DigitalSeahorse: !butts
DarkMorford: I'm a kangaroo!
gnome_friend: Greetings Kangaroo sergeFriend
DigitalSeahorse: !dickbutt
natshido: !decks
DigitalSeahorse: !butt
DarkMorford: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
isa42042: Hi!
gnome_friend: sergeHi isa42042
NickTheDM: Did we ever get the decklists for the Bylaw and Commander stream?
isa42042: LUL
Juliamon: I don't know that we did
gnome_friend: sergeCounting
nurovi: jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiBeautifulPig
Jandsnow: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Grimmbourne: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
gnome_friend: 1 is not zero
Croc64: BELCHER IS CLAIMING WINS!
PhoenixMelior: The Blecher strikes again
Grimmbourne: !quote
Elliebot9000: round 2 or round II if you're roman
thraximore: Cam, you will win someday!
DigitalSeahorse: how many days left in league?
isa42042: Ive always wanted to watch a LLR stream but never got to one till now!
djalternative: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
Croc64: Left side of the bracket continues it's streak of dominance
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
LawyerDog subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, LawyerDog! (Today's storm count: 35)
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Oh no. Belcher has to fight life gain? RIP.
riordand: ᵖ ᵒ ʷ ᵉ ʳ ᶠ ᵘ ˡ ᵐ ᵃ ᵍ ᶦ ᶜ
Juliamon: isa42042 Hopefully it won't be the last!
monosceros: unlimited powah
DigitalSeahorse: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:03:41.
control_rig: FfffffffffffffORCE of will
natshido: RAFIQ O' DA MANY
ogzangief: welcome isa42042 hope you enjoy the rest of it
DigitalSeahorse: first game must have been loooooong
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
lowman02: jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
lowman02: get em Jer
gnome_friend: #TeamCameron
Drummi_: Cameron. benjam40Ranch HIM!
thraximore: Wary of the Stifle
djalternative: tbh I love that team
literallysion: #get em jer
NexusVoxx: 1 win is too much for this deck
riordand: No fear *thinks of stifle* One fear
Grimmbourne: !kill all humans
LRRbot: Executing command.
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
bpeterson464: Seriously though, the Browns actually look at least decent, if not downright good, at the moment
smithicus1991 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, smithicus1991! (Today's storm count: 36)
LRRbot: Savannah | Land — Forest Plains |
DarkMorford: The Jets are the laughingstock of the NFL right now.
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
Grimmbourne: if only it were that simple
Blasteg: Just call it Orioles
Squiidd_pope: I mean you could also pick the Milwaukee bucs
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | As Hallowed Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Ubiki: The Browns are looking up after ditching mr. 1-31
CommiePuddin: Point of Order: The Nordiques aren't out of business. They're the Colorado Avalanche now.
Gregarious_Potato: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:08 PM
iamapieceofbread: The bucks are in the eastern nba finals
SuperGiraffe: Must be nice for you ally colour players
Dog_of_Myth: Heck, you could call it Marlins.
iamapieceofbread: i think you mean tampa bay bucs
NexusVoxx: @SuperGiraffe mood
natshido: @SuperGiraffe Ikr
monosceros: big sportsball jokes
Gregarious_Potato: Did they just start btw?
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:06:13.
NexusVoxx: @Gregarious_Potato this is the very start of round 2
rgoody2016: @Gregarious_Potato round 2
Gregarious_Potato: Thanx!
Twitch_RR: Wizards please finish these land cycles for enemy colors!
Squiidd_pope: Wait seriously? The bucks have been winning?
lowman02: and or tithe
Dog_of_Myth: They have a good chance to go to the finals this year
iamapieceofbread: Yes, and they probably have the MVP this year
riordand: BFZ duals are playable in canlander?
NexusVoxx: make him have it, as they say
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Drummi_: OK. Jer is playing My favorite deck. Ok Jer. benjam40Ranch him.
lowman02: @riordand heck yeah
NexusVoxx: @riordand only because you can fetch them
Pharmacistjudge: Battle lands are great as etb tapped duals
iamapieceofbread: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
natshido: @riordand Almost every card printed is legal
DarkMorford: how about Mariners? Start strong every year, then go completely to shit around July or so.
Pharmacistjudge: and occasionaly untapped
LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
LRRbot: Spell Snare [U] | Instant | Counter target spell with converted mana cost 2.
riordand: @lowman02 Huh
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
NexusVoxx: s n a r e
Dog_of_Myth: Elves beatdown
bpeterson464: Don't remind me about the Mariners. I suffer enough as it is.
DoctorCactus: Just got here is there a reason why cam's deck is called quebec nordiques? haha
Vampiricsloth: best elves of deep shadow art <3
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / +1: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / −3: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Spell Snare count for the night is 2.
Yiu113: What's the elf that Cameron has on board?
Squiidd_pope: Noooooo snared the enchantment I’ve always wanted like in real life :(
monosceros: Teferi, Time Raver
Juliamon: DoctorCactus The Cleveland Browns were too winning
NexusVoxx: @DoctorCactus because the cleaveland browns win more than he expected
DarkMorford: bpeterson464 I'm in Redmond. Right there with you.
Vampiricsloth: @Yiu113 its Elves of Deep Shadow from The Dark
Elliebot9000: @DoctorCactus He described it as "they can't win if they're not even in business anymore"
Malacorath: lullabWave
LRRbot: Mana Confluence | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
dumb0y: The audio on the mics is so low
Squiidd_pope: WAR
NexusVoxx: it isnt, really
LRRbot: Grim Haruspex [2B] | Creature — Human Wizard [3/2] | Morph {B} / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, draw a card.
Juliamon: dumb0y They seem normal on my end?
bpeterson464: DarkMorford at least the Seahawks look good.
Grimmbourne: love that card
dumb0y: Last match seemed a lot louder. Might be me
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
NexusVoxx: s e e k e r
Squiidd_pope: Teferi is a house no matter the iteration he is printed
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put the card on top of it.
gnome_friend: Tutoring for tutors
TheSoftestBunny: omg Cam's deck name
Vampiricsloth: i love tutoring for tutors <3
Grimmbourne: we're playing Cam-lander? is that an Aristo-Cams deck?
TheAwkes: dumb0y the players were louder last game.
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
thraximore: Cam going deep with the shocks
lowman02: @jrhwhite this may not be the first time this has happened to someone today :)
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature — Vampire [0/1] | Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Winderosa: i'm basically wearing the same shirt as Jeremy
djalternative: an entire deck of tutors and jace mystery boy
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
Elliebot9000: spellseeker is a people person
Squiidd_pope: I have to imagine that Cam is running a few WAR cards also
natshido: !card blood artist
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature — Vampire [0/1] | Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Squiidd_pope: Even if it is just a grim initiate
natshido: Should trigger twice
PhoenixMelior: I fupping love Skullclamp
mtgdabest: 2 artist triggers yeah?
crystal_shooter: yeah two triggers there
LRRbot: Caves of Koilos | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Caves of Koilos deals 1 damage to you.
rgoody2016: shouldn't there be a second blood artist trigger?
riordand: Kwooloh?
Dog_of_Myth: Swing with the blood artist
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Two blood artist triggers
Field94: look, there are 27 variants of blood artist triggers, its rediculous
natshido: cuz blood artist is goooood
PhoenixMelior: Blood Artist: Very good.
Elliebot9000: paul blartist
Yiu113: So Cam's running blueless aristocrats?
NexusVoxx: getting belchered probably
electroswagnetism: Paul Blartist: Mall Artist
Hangedman subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months!
Hangedman: 31 Months in a Year! ...wait
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Hangedman! (Today's storm count: 37)
gnome_friend: !findquote fair
LRRbot: Quote #1818: "It's hidden behind my LIFE! That's not very fair." —Paul [2016-02-15]
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
natshido: Belcher at is again
nurovi: yeah I assume it's Wheeler
Drummi_: Wheeler getting benjam40Ranch
djalternative: I heard a "how dare you"
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Squiidd_pope: WAAAAAR
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
lowman02: @Drummi_ if there's screaming it's likely he's serving out the ranch
SpiffGames: I love all the old versions
kerbalized_: Oh its 1000% Belcher shenanigans
Elliebot9000: wheeler's on some spice I hear
AirTony7: goth elves
Squiidd_pope: !list
SpiffGames: Mana Leak and Elves of Deep Shadow both original
NexusVoxx: 1/0 getting in there
Squiidd_pope: !deck
Fruan: I have "Elves of Deep Shadow" to the tune of "Knights in White Satin" stuck in my head now.
Squiidd_pope: :/
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The value.
riordand: Wheeler is belching up a storm in the other room
kerbalized_: Either Belcher did 20 when wheeler was at 1, or belcher was one hit too soon
GlennSeto: Who won just now, Alex or Serge?
thraximore: Surprised he didn't hit Teferi
BlueMagnusStormCrow: When you out value the control deck.
thraximore: @GlennSeto Serge
natshido: @thraximore had summoning sickness, was just played
ProjectBarett: Didnt plus Teferi? LUL
theinvisiblevoice: achievement unlocked
mowdownjoe: @thraximore Blood Artist is a 0/1.
Dog_of_Myth: @Fruan Dang it, now I can't unhear it.
zacharyisom: Jerrrrrrrrrrr noooooo
NexusVoxx: @thraximore you mean with artist? it very much can't
thraximore: whoops I always forget it has 0 power
LRRbot: Yahenni, Undying Partisan [2B] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/2] | Haste / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni, Undying Partisan. / Sacrifice another creature: Yahenni gains indestructible until end of turn.
Fruan: Elves of Deep Shadow.... Never reaching the end....
PhoenixMelior: give her the clamps!
gnome_friend: *them
Tzeeeeentch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:14:03.
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put the card on top of it.
LRRbot: Terminus [4WW] | Sorcery | Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries. / Miracle {W}
natshido: Oh jeez Jer
PhoenixMelior: Pardonfuck?
LRRbot: Cast Out [3W] | Enchantment | Flash / When Cast Out enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Cast Out leaves the battlefield. / Cycling {W}
riordand: ᵖ ᵒ ʷ ᵉ ʳ ᶠ ᵘ ˡ ᵐ ᵃ ᵍ ᶦ ᶜ
Squiidd_pope: Is it a miracle?
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
NexusVoxx: you might say that
Croc64: Unlikely to matter, but it could
zacharyisom: Nice
Yiu113: It's the first card he drew that turn, so it's Miracle.
Alchemist43_: miracle is instant no matter if it is sorcery speed
Elliebot9000: cam wearing his watch like a soldier over here
LRRbot: Miscalculation [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Cycling {2}
thraximore: and even without miracle, Teferi let him cast it
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
kerbalized_: @Alchemist43_ I had no idea it worked that way
fireballbrothers: if cam's deck is the cleveland browns, is jer the new england patriots?
kinesthetics: jrhwhiAlwaysLucky
ogzangief: oh no im getting a flashback to the tour de France deck on the meme and moxes stream
DHAnubis: Ahh, I see those cycling cards from the Memes and Moxes night are back
depositron: my man Cam!
natshido: !card teferi raveler
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / +1: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / −3: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
LRRbot: Flamewake Phoenix [1RR] | Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Flying, haste / Flamewake Phoenix attacks each combat if able. / Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may pay {R}. If you do, return Flamewake Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield.
zacharyisom: Jer nice diggin
Squiidd_pope: Jer is the 93-94 Dallas cowboys
djalternative: man. pardonfuck is such a good exclamation.
NexusVoxx: i mean those are entirely reasonable cyclers
Yiu113: Doesn't matter if it's instant or not anyways, Jeremy could cast sorceries at instant speed last turn.
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
thundershot879: @thraximore ? he would have had to pay 6 which he definitely didn't have
lowman02: Reb G art...what a champ
riordand: Ohhh, Commence the Endgame? Hell yeah
thraximore: D: oops
Galactic_pain: Wait, Cam playing a non-blue deck? Interesting
grimpo96 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months, currently on a 4 month streak!
grimpo96: Rough day at work, gotta stay afterwards. Maybe some Highlander in the background can get me through :D
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, grimpo96! (Today's storm count: 38)
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always doing a silly voice.
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
djalternative: !smash
LRRbot: Put Mario in Smash, you cowards!
Squiidd_pope: Dread it, run from it, path to exile resolves all the same
gnome_friend: Press G to brain
MrMajorChris: terese Nielsen arts are my fav
twitch_xeo: don't pull a Graham and grab a Mountain
twitch_xeo: Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: G
axare123: G
djalternative: G
riordand: G
Elliebot9000: G
Squiidd_pope: G
monosceros: G is for Guay
LRRbot: Blisterpod [G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [1/1] | Devoid / When Blisterpod dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
BlueMagnusStormCrow: G
Twitch_RR: I love her Mountain
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
Grimmbourne: aw, why didn't I concur?!?
monosceros: Rebecca and Seb are just excellent
zacharyisom: Can we have a taptap just about art?
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
Dog_of_Myth: I would watch that
Vampiricsloth: i'm partial to the chippy basics from alara :)
LRRbot: Irrigated Farmland | Land — Plains Island | Irrigated Farmland enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
ryder0802: Is it me or is they being super awkward right now?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I think there was one about art before @zacharyisom
BlueMagnusStormCrow: There was a tap tap about art.
ryder0802: *are
LoadingReadyRun: zacharyisom We definitely have have art talk on TTC
zacharyisom: I must have missed
Squiidd_pope: I need to check cardkingdom.com/lrr and see if they have anymore lorywin basics
boricua620latino: Hi its my first time here btw XD
LRRbot: Teferi, Hero of Dominaria [3WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | +1: Draw a card. At the beginning of the next end step, untap up to two lands. / −3: Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library third from the top. / −8: You get an emblem with "Whenever you draw a card, exile target permanent an opponent controls."
gnome_friend: sergeHi @boricua620latino welcome
natshido: Uff
LoadingReadyRun: welcome boricua620latino
Drummi_: RIP Cam
dragonmoffon: what is canadian highlander
Distrei: We Standard now boys
rgoody2016: Double teferi is pretty good
gnome_friend: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
NexusVoxx: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
Yiu113: Hate to see Teferi and Teferi.
Field94: Highlander Aristocrats vs Standard UW
Elliebot9000: last match was chad
Fruan: Remember never to talk to your past self, it can cause a paradox.
Elliebot9000: this match is teferi
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature — Vampire [0/1] | Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
riordand: 12 Teferi, you say
PhoenixMelior: he's back!
midday_rendelnep: [2spiderman.jpg]
Feminine_Desires: lucky find!
Dog_of_Myth: Could always do another one. Card Art 2: Magic Boogaloo.
Squiidd_pope: I’m not making it up as I go!
bpeterson464: Oof. This is hard enough to get through in standard, let alone canlander
Vampiricsloth: teferi tribal :D
Yiu113: Jace kinda works too.
Chaterino: Teferi has won the lottery on all his cards being good
LRRbot: Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin [1/2] | Whenever Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to Krenko's power.
natshido: Need Commander teferi for Teferi tron
boricua620latino: What kind of decks they run?
NazakYuzak: Ooo Krenko
Fruan: Time to krenk!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Neat. Love the new Krenko.
Dog_of_Myth: New Krenko
Croc64: Oh baby it's the Tin Street Kingpin!
ZeniteZero: Ohhhh, the KRENK
NexusVoxx: @boricua620latino UW control and 4color aristocrats
Squiidd_pope: Time spiral Teferi
Nigouki: man, looking up full resolution of that artwork was worth it https://i.redd.it/1hoa0jpgxu701.jpg
azureHaights: Organization XIII-th Hour
bpeterson464: @Chaterino forget good, they're all either incredibly efficient, combo pieces, or both.
Croc64: Oh lord hit him with a clamped up krenko
LRRbot: Blisterpod [G] | Creature — Eldrazi Drone [1/1] | Devoid / When Blisterpod dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
Feminine_Desires: did the drain happen?
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / Flashback—Sacrifice a creature.
RegisTKM: yeah thy got it
Loonatic93: My favorite Bruce Springsteen song!
ritchards: Bad! Bad lands! Naughty lands! No mana for you!
dranoshis: cam, drain trigger
natshido: Blind hit, here we go
bpeterson464: Here comes the soul read...
PhoenixMelior: Force of Will?
axare123: bloud artist triger?
natshido: OHHHHHH
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I think Jer did the Blood Artist trigger for Cam
Croc64: HOLY SHIT
mariammistressofmanifolds: oooh
Feminine_Desires: WAOW
crystal_shooter: yaass
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
PhoenixMelior: WOW
ZeniteZero: SHISHA
flatluigi: NOSCOPE
Elliebot9000: SNIPED
WolfgangCloud: Nice!
Jacobontherun1: DABS IRL
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
felixphew: got there
riordand: If you kill Teferi, Hero of Dominaria, Teferi, Time Reveler gets exiled from the timeline
kinesthetics: benjam40Cowboymulder
voslan: Fuckin A!
Masdamondi: NICE
rgoody2016: HOLY SHIT MAN
seraphim_mist: NIIICE
nurovi: BOOM
dylanbbb: SNIPE
KoruGengetsu: SOUL READ
Sorteur: GOTTEM
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp
Bladinus: benginDab lrrHORN benginDab lrrHORN
boricua620latino: Oof
kinesthetics: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
kerbalized_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
TheAwkes: lrrHORN
riordand: ᴘ ᴏ ᴡ ᴇ ʀ ғ ᴜ ʟ ᴍ ᴀ ɢ ɪ ᴄ
crystal_shooter: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
midday_rendelnep: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Croc64: BOOM HEADSHOT
DHAnubis: *AIR HORNS*
PhoenixMelior: That's a clip of the day!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: YES!
fishmanfishfish: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
MurficWPN: never didn't have it
eye_h_bar: Nicely done
Distrei: THIS GAME THOUGH
philipthecontrolplayer: woof
bpeterson464: F***in called it!
zacharyisom: Shitttttttttttttt
Bandyflounder: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
MrMajorChris: SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood SeemsGood
SodiumFox: The Soul Read dang!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Yes cam yes!
ZeniteZero: VALUE
magicmaxcollazo: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
thraximore: OH NO
kinesthetics: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Twist
Croc64: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: We got in on camera folk!
electroswagnetism: benjam40Yee benjam40Yee
magicmaxcollazo: LETS GO CAM!!!!
axare123: blood artist trigger?
philipthecontrolplayer: clip it
kerbalized_: No matter what, Cam just won
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Folks plural even
gnome_friend: that's the ticket
melodiifrost: OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE GET IT BLIND
magicmaxcollazo: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
kerbalized_: Hands down
CadoiPi: didnt know cam was a hockey fan
mattydubs75: lrrSIGNAL
revjakenash: jrhwhiAlwaysLucky jrhwhiAlwaysLucky jrhwhiAlwaysLucky
thraximore: Wait he DID have Jace? Oh man!
cdgentry1: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
MysolTV: CAM IS A GOD
boricua620latino: My first time here and its sick
Blasteg: what happened?
Croc64: FROM THE TOP ROPES
zacharyisom: Pack it in we peaked
melodiifrost: I TABBED OUT FOR 1 MINUTE
PhoenixMelior: Cam has already won the moral victory
kinesthetics: HOLY MOLY
NexusVoxx: @Blasteg blind hit with cabal therapy
revjakenash: unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm
magicmaxcollazo: I LOVE YOU CAM GO CAM
Squiidd_pope: Same here @melodiifrost
kerbalized_: Blind soul read with cabal therapy for jace
thraximore: Holy moly guacamole
Dix: Nothing is sexier than blind naming JTMS with Therapy
NexusVoxx: 1 in 20 000 chance
rgoody2016: Was that clapping from the other room?
Dog_of_Myth: 360 no scope
melodiifrost: It's a game of inches
Croc64: Game of skill, no luck involved, best wizard *always* wins
ZeniteZero: Game of skill, no luck involved LUL
melodiifrost: and cam just got a foot
Naarius: The highs and lows of Cameron Lauder: Mindreader and pocket bacon
Lord_Durin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months, currently on a 65 month streak!
Lord_Durin: 4 months until the meme
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Lord_Durin! (Today's storm count: 39)
kerbalized_: P O W E R F U L M A G I C
riordand: Which Borborygmos?
LRRbot: Commence the Endgame [4UU] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Draw two cards, then amass X, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
JohnPraw: Pretty good job for 1 mana.
thraximore: just wait until Cabal Therapist is printed! Then you get one every turn :D
Dog_of_Myth: We're in the endgame now
Minus54: What format is this?
Croc64: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
axare123: did cam get his first blood artist trigger last turn?
Squiidd_pope: I mean borborygmos is a legal card name
Minus54: thanks
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: @axare123 I think Jer did it for him
zuchen_120: Ewww cfb and not ck
gnome_friend: A channel of fireballs?
Grimmbourne: not using an Amass token, it's a bold move
Croc64: Clamp that Kingpin Cameron!
v_nome: "ok brain, I don't like you and you don't like me..."
Elliebot9000: @gnome_friend it's just not the same
LRRbot: Falkenrath Aristocrat [2BR] | Creature — Vampire [4/1] | Flying, haste / Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Aristocrat gains indestructible until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on Falkenrath Aristocrat.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
midday_rendelnep: guess I don't need my second cup of coffee
Squiidd_pope: Great act kid, whada call it?
NexusVoxx: skullkrenk
kerbalized_: MORE
alcoriangod7: was there no episode for North100 today??
NexusVoxx: @alcoriangod7 not every week
kerbalized_: Krenkos power, so like 4?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: 3 is right
NexusVoxx: @kerbalized_ 3. 1 from base, 1 from clamp, 1 from counter
natshido: 3 power
Croc64: 3 1/2, 2/1 (clamp), 3/2 (counter)
kerbalized_: yup, Im bad at math
PhoenixMelior: ahh of course
kerbalized_: my bad
zacharyisom: Root ing 4 cam
rgoody2016: Well theres one teferi down
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Spell Pierce [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
NexusVoxx: thoughtsneeze
zblust subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months, currently on a 31 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, zblust! (Today's storm count: 40)
malexus101: clamp is such a fair card! must have drawn only 10-16 cards yet
Croc64: If Cam doesn't win off hitting a blind cabal therapy, there's no justice in this world
Yiu113: For those of you who like bad decisions: Try out Krenko with Angelic Exaltation
gnome_friend: Wait, then Cam gets two life back
Sirtobiaseldridge: stay at 14 cam
gnome_friend: It's as thoughtseize resolves
EsperDerek1: Ah, you got Spell Pierce with that Thought Seize, good idea.
magicmaxcollazo: Can we get multiple goblins instead of the die please?
Galactic_pain: Sometime I forget why Skullclamp was banned in Modern, then I read the card again
LRRbot: Search for Azcanta [1U] (back: Azcanta, the Sunken Ruin) | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may transform Search for Azcanta.
GloriousMost: Are the goblins tapped?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: You don't lose the life from thought sieze
NexusVoxx: @GloriousMost no
depositron: I havent been following the series, but i feel like if there is going to be a Canadian Highlander
felixphew: Thoughtseize loses life on resolution
depositron: and there can be only one
depositron: it should be Cam
Mortimier_: What format is this?
NexusVoxx: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
Croc64: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
gnome_friend: !canlander
Radyin: Cam should be up two life, right?
Dog_of_Myth: !advice
LRRbot: Escape the cheesecake.
NexusVoxx: @Radyin they just got it
PhoenixMelior: Radyin they already got it
LRRbot: Prairie Stream | Land — Plains Island | Prairie Stream enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: !deck
Radyin: Ah, good old mobile delay.
Croc64: !decklists
SpoonfullOfSugar: where did those promos come from anyway?
riordand: Showdown promos?
NexusVoxx: "standard series" accourding to scryfall?
NexusVoxx: idk
Prof_Falconer subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
Prof_Falconer: Try as I might, my Storm Crow-themed deck just doesn't work. It's too powerful for anyone to handle.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Prof_Falconer! (Today's storm count: 41)
SamanthaVess: It's Zendikar. They're everywhere.
gawag_: when did they make that?
Ubiki: floating rocks are normal on zendikar
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Dog_of_Myth: Don't shame the floating rocks.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: The math checks out
LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters the battlefield, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
PhoenixMelior: oh boy
Dog_of_Myth: Love that card
NexusVoxx: interesting
secretbranch: gg
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Nice choice
Elliebot9000: got 'em
jonasjonIV: nice!
crystal_shooter: that was a good choice
kinesthetics: OH MY GOD
PhoenixMelior: nice nice nice
natshido: Nice! Go Cam!
rgoody2016: HE WON, THERE IS JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD
theneatestburrito: lrrAWESOME
DoctorCactus: gg quebec nordiques
thraximore: Cam won a game on stream!!!!!!
kinesthetics: NO SETTLE
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
MrMajorChris: CoolCat CoolCat
malexus101: NICE Choice!!
twitch_xeo: SIX?!
thraximore: HUZZZZZAH
zacharyisom: Helllllllllll yeahhhhhhhhhhh
Yiu113: Is this a 100-card format?
AchillesAndTortoise: wow, congrats on beating double teferi cam
NexusVoxx: skullkrenk
trulysharp51: What’s the cfb sleeve for? Just got here
Jandsnow: Cam!!!! Well done!!!
kinesthetics: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Wranch benjam40Cowboymulder
twitch_xeo: more like 16
dranoshis: yey, gogo Cam
Jandsnow: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
NexusVoxx: @Yiu113 ye
chrisvonclause: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
flatluigi: @trulysharp51 it was an amass token
philipthecontrolplayer: handsome bois
Loonatic93: Uff Da! Cam won a game on camera!!!!! lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Joomie123: he can't settle, because teferi @Chat
trulysharp51: Oh ok thx
NexusVoxx: @trulysharp51 a zombie army from Commence
MurficWPN: gratz Cam deck is looking good
RayFK: Using a CFB Zombie Army and not a CK Zombie Army? Come on lads! Kappa
bpeterson464: Honestly, Jace was a totally reasonable guess to make.
trulysharp51: Y’all Cameron won
Dog_of_Myth: That was a good match by both of them.
gawag_: aristocrats is so fun
MrMajorChris: like alex with his turn 1(?) pallenchron guess
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Disrespect to the Kingdom of Cards
crystal_shooter: Yeah it also removed about his only out
gnome_friend: CardKingdom.com/lrr
thraximore: Hahahahaha that game was so good
gnome_friend: For all your cardly needs
fritobandeeto: HISTORY made today by Cam!!! The no look!!!
PhoenixMelior: Dog_of_Myth that was only game 1, too!
runnadict: gg Qc Nordiques ;)
twitch_xeo: Cam, drawing 6 cards was very much an understatement LUL
RayFK: How about I just give you them in a month?
twitch_xeo: 6 times, maybe.
Dog_of_Myth: Ooops meant game there
zacharyisom: Awesome game
Galactic_pain: Right, Conscripts is permanent, not just creatures
flatluigi: cmon cam win a match 2-0
premiumcouch: With the way Jer arranged his graveyard, I really thought Cam would name Snapcaster the first time.
Yiu113: Nah, he only triggered Skull Clamp 3 times I think.
Yiu113: Maybe 4?
Ubiki: i forgot conscripts could take planeswalkers and gasped when I realized how sick taking teferi was
ogzangief: well guys i have some chores to do ok hope you enjoy the rest of the steam good night everybody
fishmanfishfish: has cam already explained the Nordiques name?
gnome_friend: Goodnight @ogzangief
zacharyisom: Jer's term play was excellent
flatluigi: @fishmanfishfish his deck's been about as successful as them
Juliamon: fishmanfishfish "They no longer exist so they can't win"
NexusVoxx: @fishmanfishfish the cleaveland browns were winning too much for him
runnadict: lets get ready To rumble !!!
fishmanfishfish: ohhhhh dear
crystal_shooter: I saw the Settle and was about to be really really sad for Cam. Then he took the Teferi
fishmanfishfish: well not tonight
Defrost: If they can't win they also can't lose
poiTHINK: dayGG
lowman02: @jrhwhite...I don't understand how do these miracles things work....it feels like cheating
historicbent: With the Nordiques, awkwardly someone else will then pilot victory in the league the season after Cam stops playing the deck
twitch_xeo: does it beat New-Tef static too?
Yiu113: You could cast sorceries at instant speed that turn, anyways.
gnome_friend: Move to cheat step
cambo212: It does not beat the new tef static
Yiu113: @twitch_xeo No.
secretbranch: my stream keeps skipping. Anyone else?
twitch_xeo: aight
Yiu113: Nothing beats new tef's static, IIRC?
ZeniteZero: @secretbranch normal here
Defrost: Stream is fine here
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
LRRbot: Mogg War Marshal [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [1/1] | Echo {1}{R} / When Mogg War Marshal enters the battlefield or dies, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
LRRbot: Condescend [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. Scry 2.
Bailite: Greeting, Victori-ites.
premiumcouch: jrhwhiAlwaysLucky
Squiidd_pope: jayneALLEZ
Dog_of_Myth: Condescending a Mogg War Marshal seems right somehow.
DHAnubis: I saw the foily boi in Cams hand and all I heard was Alex saying "IM FREE NOW"
LRRbot: Caves of Koilos | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Caves of Koilos deals 1 damage to you.
kinesthetics: jrhwhiNeverLucky
LRRbot: Sin Collector [1WB] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | When Sin Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it and exile that card.
LRRbot: Tithe [W] | Instant | Search your library for a Plains card. If target opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for an additional Plains card. Reveal those cards and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
Bailite: Collect that Sin, if applicable.
Dog_of_Myth: Spicy hand
thraximore: Tithe is such a pretty card.
premiumcouch: jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky
natshido: uff council's judgment
Elliebot9000: ah I miss the original gold bolder
Bailite: Jer!: Stay strong.
SamanthaVess: One from many, by force of will!
Juliamon: Spite. Sheer spite.
bpeterson464: not looking good for Cam
crystal_shooter: Blinking that Sin Collector would seem pretty awesome in this matchup
riordand: Forged by might
MechaKuuga: time to collect some SINS
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
voslan: Sear force of a spray bottle
AirTony7: Force of Chad
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Bailite: The Lord Ruler approves.
premiumcouch: Wait, did Jer bottom that Mana Drain?
MurficWPN: yup
thraximore: Not much use in this matchup
PhoenixMelior: Bailite I understood that reference! I just finished reading Mistborn :D
lowman02: @premiumcouch yeah was the right play too, needs to make land drops with UW miracles, clamp and missing land last game is what got him
gnome_friend: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1406: ""Who is taking drugs out of a test tube?" "Especially if they're carrying a MAC-10."" —Alex and Cameron [2014-01-17]
LRRbot: Scrubland | Land — Plains Swamp |
Joomie123: I think Jer just wants to hit his land drows
Joomie123: drops*
Baldrash: What's the Chinese card in Jer's bin?
gnome_friend: Tithe I think
Bailite: @PhoenixMelior Excellent! I'm about 35% through the third one.
Feminine_Desires: !card Tithe
LRRbot: Tithe [W] | Instant | Search your library for a Plains card. If target opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for an additional Plains card. Reveal those cards and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Butcher of the Horde [1RWB] | Creature — Demon [5/4] | Flying / Sacrifice another creature: Butcher of the Horde gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or haste until end of turn.
LRRbot: Disallow [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.
riordand: No fun allowed
Elliebot9000: countering spells is a sin
Baldrash: It is Tithe. Thanks @gnome_friend .
Jandsnow: at least he didn't use it one the fetch
twitch_xeo: You got a loicense for that?
LRRbot: Gideon of the Trials [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [3] | +1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal. / 0: Until end of turn, Gideon of the Trials becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / 0: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."
PhoenixMelior: Chad!
djalternative: Too many Chads
GoblinRanger: Chad the speedrunner
twitch_xeo: Chad Overflow today
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: Never Enough Chads
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
A1_Saucy: this isn't the presidential prisoner release form. those are blue
Dog_of_Myth: Night of the Chads!
PhoenixMelior: !card mental misstep
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with converted mana cost 1.
gnome_friend: !findquote chad
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Elliebot9000: now I'm imagining that cam's imagining chad doing splits like a ballerina
Yiu113: What's the card?
LRRbot: Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin [1/2] | Whenever Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to Krenko's power.
gnome_friend: !card council's judgment
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
djalternative: !card chad
LRRbot: Nebuchadnezzar [3UB] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | {X}, {T}: Choose a card name. Target opponent reveals X cards at random from their hand. Then that player discards all cards with that name revealed this way. Activate this ability only during your turn.
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: Council's Judgment?
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: yeah
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Bailite: Krenko on an empty board seems potent.
PhoenixMelior: I'm always in favour of sending a message
flatluigi: doesn't krenko not need to do damage
crystal_shooter: that thoughtseize pulled Cam ahead I think
flatluigi: he still makes the tokens and gets the +1/+1 i think?
PhoenixMelior: does Krenko only need to attack?
Yiu113: Ah, it's just 3-mana exile in duel, I see.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Yup
natshido: @flatluigi yup
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Only attac
Elliebot9000: he does indeed do things
PhoenixMelior: oh yeah it's attack
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: just needs to attack
Bailite: So Krenko can't deal damage, but can make many a gobbo as usual.
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
riordand: Is a street kingpin better than a mob boss?
Chaterino: yep, just stops more dmg in case cam wants to buff krenko
gnome_friend: Targeting.. myself.
DreamyPants: !gideon of the trials
malexus101: clique dies
LRRbot: Mausoleum Secrets [1B] | Instant | Undergrowth — Search your library for a black card with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Feminine_Desires: Krenko doesn't deal damage though
flatluigi: @malexus101 gideon made krenko not do damage
Defrost: Click it that's the ticket
EsperDerek1: The Secrets!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: How big is the street / How large is the mob's territory @riordand ?
Dog_of_Myth: He Gideon it
crystal_shooter: I love that card
lordinkdeath27: what was the chosen card?
Baldrash: Ooh, that's very spicy.
thraximore: I so want Secrets to be playable!
Elliebot9000: show me your secrets, mausoleum
Yiu113: What's Jeremy splashing red for?
natshido: Oh that's some tech
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: I love Secrets
malexus101: ooooh, true dat, thanks @flatluigi !
bpeterson464: I like it.
riordand: @HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable About the same
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
malexus101: sorry!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Hmm. I think, purely on word choice, Kingpin > Boss.
natshido: !card mausoleum secrets
LRRbot: Mausoleum Secrets [1B] | Instant | Undergrowth — Search your library for a black card with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Elliebot9000: @Yiu113 he's probably not. that's just a fetch
natshido: nice
thraximore: Is it a foil?
Yiu113: Oh, I didn't realize that was a fetchland.
bpeterson464: I think I should play secrets in my Muldrotha edh deck.
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: it's so pretty
Dog_of_Myth: Ooo shiney
Bailite: That looks like an Apocalypse pack foil.
djalternative: should've gotten the stuffed animal then
thraximore: The only thing that makes Secrets not an auto-include in all my decks is that it only gets black cards...
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: !card Gideon of the trials
LRRbot: Gideon of the Trials [1WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [3] | +1: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal. / 0: Until end of turn, Gideon of the Trials becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / 0: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | As Hallowed Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Bailite: In an era when pack foils looked exquisite.
PhoenixMelior: Like, the predator from Predator?
Jandsnow: Sir but we have this oversized stuffed Fblthp
kaiseresc: predator is greven's ship
SpiffGames: It looks like a tie fighter at a glance
gnome_friend: !card fblthp
LRRbot: Fblthp, the Lost [1U] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | When Fblthp, the Lost enters the battlefield, draw a card. If it entered from your library or was cast from your library, draw two cards instead. / When Fblthp becomes the target of a spell, shuffle Fblthp into its owner's library.
tacocpu: Honestly thought that was a tie fighter for a second
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: I always thought it was a TIE fighter
PhoenixMelior: it really DOES look like a tie fighter
DreamyPants: vindicate does have the most Star Wars art in MtG
kaiseresc: there's a card for it called Predator, Flagship
Chaterino: Void puts up a fight for most sci-fi
SpiffGames: I have always referred to it as the tie fighter vindicate; my favorite vindicate
riordand: I think I still like the masters 25 Vindicate more, I just like the Apocalypse set symbol
crystal_shooter: It will always be a TIE fighter in my head canon
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / +1: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / −3: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
Elliebot9000: vindicate was the first rare I ever opened. I didn't understand why I'd ever prefer it over Terror /shrug
PhoenixMelior: How DARE
natshido: woah teferi again
Bailite: @jrhwhite @unarmedoracle Have either of you two encountered a friend of mine currently taking a trip to North America?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: We did want to show off some WAR cards.
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
bpeterson464: Pretty opt
SerGarretCameron: if it's a giant stuffed Dreadmalkin, it's a close call.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Is this a monkey's paw?
crystal_shooter: Is this every game tonight??
Jandsnow: That's good looking opt
Bailite: Name of 'Mark'.
SuitablyEpic: which opt is that!?
SamanthaVess: Are you a judge? You have to tell me if you're a judge!
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
gnome_friend: !findquote alex
LRRbot: Quote #1419: ""No, it's okay. This is the way to purgatory for sure. It's this way. We just have to keep running. Keep running, Cam. Never look back." "I can see the end, Alex." "It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. It has to be okay." "We did our best."" —Alex and Cam [2014-01-17]
PhoenixMelior: We can't hear Alex, oddly
Defrost: It's like a B+
NexusVoxx: dr shaman
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Dog_of_Myth: !quote judge
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: Jace Spellbook Opt?
thraximore: hehehe
kinesthetics: benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch
natshido: Paul with the hot takes LUL
control_rig: Ouch
Elliebot9000: that's very rude
LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature — Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Pact of Negation [0] | Instant | Counter target spell. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {3}{U}{U}. If you don't, you lose the game.
Kykiwi: LUL
Distrei: I think that Opt is a FNM Promo?
thraximore: Woof, heavy counter for a recruiter
CadoiPi: they are are classes classic memes
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Elliebot9000: pact in a control deck Jer going deep
Galactic_pain: @SuitablyEpic FNM Opt
CadoiPi: called classic memes
DrEinstein99: @99Problems_TwitchAintOne looked like FNM promo opt
PhoenixMelior: !card Vendilion Clique
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
bpeterson464: I thought it only cost four for the pact trigger. shows what I know.
pencils45: how does the card camera system work on this stream? it works so well
Jandsnow: Alex just remembered the O'RLY owl
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: ah okay
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: I wasn't sure if it was in the spellbook or not
LoadingReadyRun: Alex is the store of all the exotic classic memes
DigitalSeahorse: OwO
Elliebot9000: @bpeterson464 it's basically Force of Will :3
gnome_friend: What's this?
Galactic_pain: Same set art, different card frame
Chaterino: chat what would cam have found off that recruiter?
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
natshido: Oh dang Cam... You got this if you see the lines
DigitalSeahorse: Alex births his own memes :D
Defrost: It's not classic memes until teens' dad listen to it
gnome_friend: kathle3PRISM
flatluigi: @pencils45 camera pointed directly at the lrrARROW ; there's an old video about the card recognizer on the youtube channel you can watch
MurficWPN: !cardreader
DigitalSeahorse: sergePride
Dog_of_Myth: !quote alex
LRRbot: Quote #1958: "Apparently, you can't open a can with a sword." —Alex [2016-02-23]
lowman02: hmm jer's handsize has to be one if he's cracking both...oofa
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
DigitalSeahorse: gnome_friend, cool block prism
bpeterson464: @Elliebot9000 definitely. it's definitely exactly FoW and you should play it as such XD
zacharyisom: These games are really delightful, gents
Bailite: @Chaterino Was the Recruiter in question of The Guard or was it Imperial?
NexusVoxx: so what's the least powerful card you've ever FoW'd?
LRRbot: Impulse [1U] | Instant | Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Dog_of_Myth: Imperial
eye_h_bar: Dig Through Time is still one of my favorite cards of all time
Chaterino: Imperial, idk his hand though either
LRRbot: Moat [2WW] | Enchantment | Creatures without flying can't attack.
flatluigi: RIP
KartoffelKaiser: M o a t PogChamp
m0nkeyrama: Yiiiikes
EsperDerek1: Whee. Moat.
natshido: You still got this Cam!
Jandsnow: Owwww
pencils45: @flatluigi thanks for the info, just found it
bpeterson464: Oof.
NexusVoxx: @flatluigi wrong white enchantment Kappa
KartoffelKaiser: We've got that The Deck tech bois
KartoffelKaiser: 1994 is back
DigitalSeahorse: you can open a can with a sword but it would ruin the sword probably and why do it when you can open a can with a rock
LRRbot: Carrier Thrall [1B] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | When Carrier Thrall dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
PhoenixMelior: Aristocrats can theoretically fight through that
lowman02: know we're seeing angels...it's onto g3
lowman02: *no
LRRbot: Mystical Tutor [U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card and reveal that card. Shuffle your library, then put the card on top of it.
Pharmacistjudge: everyone do the dinosaur?
Varrey: This is where I wish that Noah Bradley's Moat art could be on a physical card
azureHaights: The moat is very wide and deep / but I have promises to keep / and many turns before I sleep
bpeterson464: Yup. That's a thing.
riordand: Ruh roh raggy
bpeterson464: This is not looking good.
KartoffelKaiser: For enough
Elliebot9000: tap tap unsleeve
natshido: aww
PhoenixMelior: Game 3!
m0nkeyrama: Game 3 👀
thraximore: which card?
Bailite: Thorn of the Black Rose might be one of the scarier Recruitable things to have an effect through the Moat.
TillianSwoard: what?
devsfan19: @loadingreadyrun Just showed up. Why Quebec Nordiques?
Dr_fragenstien: It’s an osha thing, the drawbridge doesn’t have railings
Bobtheninjagoldfish: um... what is an entreat?
crystal_shooter: that corner got turned really quickly for Jer
gnome_friend: !card entreat the angels
LRRbot: Entreat the Angels [XXWWW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Miracle {X}{W}{W}
thraximore: !card entreat
LRRbot: Did you mean: Entreat the Angels; Entreat the Dead
PhoenixMelior: devsfan19 because apparently the Cleveland Browns won a game
Varrey: devsfan: Because the Cleveland Browns won something.
thraximore: !card entreat the angels
LRRbot: Entreat the Angels [XXWWW] | Sorcery | Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying. / Miracle {X}{W}{W}
thraximore: Ah there we go!
DigitalSeahorse: :D laughing
thraximore: All is explained
Minus54: I wonder how much these decks cost?
NexusVoxx: mucho
flatluigi: and jer tutoring with that tutor means being able to cast a billion angels off of the miracle
riordand: Entreat the Angles
thraximore: @Minus54 at least a grand?
djalternative: !card entreat the angles
Willbrannon: How about the new astral slide in modern!
Minus54: moat is 700 alone
gnome_friend: No leaks please
Yiu113: Well. Moat is $700, so.
Bailite: 'The New'?
NexusVoxx: !decks
premiumcouch: Cam's deck is for sure more than a grand, with 4c mana base.
flatluigi: rude
dylanbbb: WE saw the future
thraximore: Bit premature
DigitalSeahorse: yay
flatluigi: left side OP
gnome_friend: Trust the Bens?
PhoenixMelior: Bad Ben Beats
gnome_friend: !findquote Ben
LRRbot: Quote #5980: "Somebody has to lose, and I'd rather it be Ben." —James [2019-04-11]
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Not a good round for the Bens.
Diabore: oh this is bad news for cam
gnome_friend: lrrWOW James
m0nkeyrama: The Bens had a tough time NotLikeThis
thraximore: Cameron, you gotta break the streak of left side winning
Ubiki: pls nerf left side
flatluigi: what a good james quote
mowdownjoe: In the match of the MultiPals, the Ben did not win.
Elliebot9000: the Cleveland Bens
DigitalSeahorse: Ben just may beat Ben :P
Bailite: Thanks for the insight, Paul.
thraximore: We're counting on you
riordand: But only if Ben X loses to Ben Y
Blasteg: 3 way tie is in play?
Minus54: That 9 grand deck though
gnome_friend: AS IS TRADITION
secretbranch: Am I reading tappedout right? Jer's deck is $10k on card kingdom?
Dirt_Gopher: what happens if we get a 3 way tie?
Chaterino: Always mull/Never mull?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: So Jer gets 1 pt for Ben Ulmer's match wins tonight? lrrBEEJ
PhoenixMelior: do it Jer, you know you want to
crystal_shooter: If Cam wins, doesn't that open the door for Serge?
Dog_of_Myth: !quote Ben
LRRbot: Quote #4093: "Left ear's where the love is" —Ben [2017-03-08]
thraximore: Wouldn't surprise me @secretbranch Jer plays the premium spice
nurovi: jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky
NexusVoxx: @secretbranch its got ancetral i assume, so sounds right
premiumcouch: @secretbranch that sounds right.
DoctorCactus: the decks are on tapped out? Can I get a link chat
NexusVoxx: !decks
gnome_friend: #TeamCam
Elliebot9000: @Dirt_Gopher that's what Alex's metal rod is for
flatluigi: !decks
Bailite: @jrhwhite You were the strong one!
zacharyisom: Always lucky
fritobandeeto: YEET
riordand: That's an ancestral hand
DoctorCactus: @flatluigi thanks! :)
gnome_friend: TEETH
control_rig: Paul that's a little too close to home
premiumcouch: jrhwhiBeautifulPig
NexusVoxx: Yeeth?
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: !deck
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Doing Laundry vs Bad clothes? Hard choice.
control_rig: I'm feeling personalyl attacked
Squiidd_pope: jayneALLEZ
crystal_shooter subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, crystal_shooter! (Today's storm count: 42)
lowman02: double cantrip
lowman02: opt ponder hand
Juliamon: Man, nothing feels better than finding a clean pair of underwear when you thought you'd put off laundry too long.
Garuuk_Predator_of_Scrubs: !decks
natshido: As Jer spills his secrets LUL
PhoenixMelior: writes down mental misstep
lowman02: MT, ponder, StP
Kykiwi: LUL
thraximore: lmaooooo
djalternative: please don't bring Trump into this Jer
MurficWPN: lol
gnome_friend: ^^
zacharyisom: Deep mind games
flatluigi: poker face poker face
kinesthetics: benjam40Wranch
Chaterino: RuleFive
F1SHOR: does it get better with cabal :P
Pharmacistjudge: ben on next level...he had the preordain the entire time!
riordand: Mull to one to find Cabal, G E T E M
Drummi_: benjam40Ranch
Dog_of_Myth: Top Deck magic you cowards
Bailite: Jer, what happened you to your sense of regal propiety?
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land — Swamp Forest | As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Baldrash: Wheeler's Ranch emotes are so good.
LRRbot: Tundra | Land — Plains Island |
PhoenixMelior: you did it Jer, you dodged the Cabal Therapy
flatluigi: POKER FACE
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | Dragonskull Summit enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
twitch_xeo: LUL cam
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
lowman02: @jrhwhite...such a sack
Croc64: Oh hey a cabal therapy
kinesthetics: DO IT
NexusVoxx: lol
kinesthetics: NOW
drakeUW: Its not grifter
LRRbot: Bitterblossom [1B] | Tribal Enchantment — Faerie | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature token with flying.
LRRbot: Spell Snare [U] | Instant | Counter target spell with converted mana cost 2.
natshido: LUL
thraximore: Alas!
hacksaw07: wheeler with the belcher deck im actually laughing
natshido: Justice
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
PhoenixMelior: never not spell snaring that
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Jer ripping lands like he's Wheeler
LRRbot: Nimbus Maze | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W}. Activate this ability only if you control an Island. / {T}: Add {U}. Activate this ability only if you control a Plains.
Croc64: MAZE OF THE NIMBUS
gnome_friend: !findquote maze
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Inspiring Vantage | Land | Inspiring Vantage enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Feminine_Desires: That's because the image is probably a scan
PhoenixMelior: NOW Cabal Therapy?
LRRbot: Sin Collector [1WB] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | When Sin Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it and exile that card.
thraximore: Nice mana so far
Feminine_Desires: Which means the colours are going to be quite off
Naarius: That is some chill art on Nimbus Maze
LRRbot: Lat-Nam's Legacy [1U] | Instant | Shuffle a card from your hand into your library. If you do, draw two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Bailite: Collect that Sin, Cam.
thraximore: Oh man, that's an oldie
twitch_xeo: fancy
NexusVoxx: its real handy
KartoffelKaiser: Lat-nam's Legacy PogChamp
NexusVoxx: shuffle away your giant robots
drakeUW: Wow that was a real nice one
riordand: Lab Man's Legacy?
Drummi_: I like The other art better on Lat nam
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Ponder? What a surprise.
SpyCactus: Cam, could you be a bit Lauder for those in the back?
twitch_xeo: not the miracle enabler?
gnome_friend: lrrWOW SpyCactus
flatluigi: @twitch_xeo the zero mana counter is a bit worse
riordand: @SpiffGames How dare you
Mr_Horrible: "Bring out ya sins!" *ding ding ding*
crystal_shooter: He can't pay for pact for at least 3 more turns
KartoffelKaiser: He's got two cabal therapy activations, remember
riordand: Sorry, wrong person
twitch_xeo: Jer needs to get up on lands first for that pact
twitch_xeo: fwiw
Bailite: Not the card worth two points?
NexusVoxx: @crystal_shooter im not sinned yet
SpyCactus: @gnome_friend I regret nothing
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
gnome_friend: Go Cam!
LRRbot: Sensei's Divining Top [1] | Artifact | {1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Draw a card, then put Sensei's Divining Top on top of its owner's library.
Chaterino: I enjoy the complete 180 between the deck names
thraximore: Is this a counterbalance deck?'
djalternative: in response I top
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
natshido: Having flashbacks of UW control last night
NexusVoxx: !decks
lowman02: oofa doofa...he's got a family Jer
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
NexusVoxx: @thraximore tis not
thraximore: interesting.
SpyCactus: Ooh! now that is a magic card!
djalternative: is that just nahiri in the art?
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
NexusVoxx: this is basically sophie's choice
PhoenixMelior: !decklist
NexusVoxx: Kappa
kinesthetics: benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch
flatluigi: @djalternative no, but nahiri was designed based off of how the mystic looks
Drummi_: benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch
andrew subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
andrew: FIDDY
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, andrew! (Today's storm count: 43)
PhoenixMelior: I like Clamp here, that card is great in this deck
bpeterson464: As it turns out, skullclamp is really really good
LRRbot: Doomed Traveler [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Doomed Traveler dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
gnome_friend: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN @andrew
LRRbot: Cabal Therapy [B] | Sorcery | Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name. / Flashback—Sacrifice a creature.
djalternative: @flatluigi so her sister then
riordand: Must ranch faster
Squiidd_pope: Time for therapy?
F1SHOR: +
F1SHOR: i believe cam!
MechaNora: hey did you guys do an episode of a show with Saving The Game?
thraximore: Does he name Moat here?
Squiidd_pope: Dang
gnome_friend: !findquote spirit
LRRbot: Quote #5710: "10,000 screaming spirits are trying to escape my body. I am a vessel of the cursed." —Adam [2019-01-11]
Squiidd_pope: No blind read
flatluigi: !card terminus
LRRbot: Terminus [4WW] | Sorcery | Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries. / Miracle {W}
Chaterino: Topdeck Wars: Episode 3, Skullclamp vs Divining Top
Elliebot9000: terminus is symmetrical jer
gnome_friend: Yes Adam Yes
Squiidd_pope: But that’s so good info though
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
PhoenixMelior: ooh, I saw that spice
thraximore: TIL Adam is a vessel to 10000 spirits.
thraximore: and he seemed so nice!
ZeniteZero: Only now my slow-ass brain realizes why Cabal Therapy has flashback
LRRbot: Search for Azcanta [1U] (back: Azcanta, the Sunken Ruin) | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may transform Search for Azcanta.
NexusVoxx: you can be both nice and a vessel of the damned
gnome_friend: You can be a nice spirit vessel
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
djalternative: tomorrow is adam's minecraft stream
Mr_Horrible: thraximore he is nice, he's not charging them rent Kappa
hoktauri: All those spirits will be escaping him tomorrow as he plays Minecraft
LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters the battlefield, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
gnome_friend: !quote 2
LRRbot: Quote #2: "The day I stream Minecraft is the last time I stream." —Adam [2015-01-17]
bpeterson464: Is clamp pointed atm?
flatluigi: @thraximore it's a very good twitch clip if you can find it and one of my favorite adam quotes period
NexusVoxx: @bpeterson464 no
m0nkeyrama: It's also in one of the highlights on yt
thraximore: I love Adam don't worry
Squiidd_pope: Take top? Draw a card with it?
thraximore: Do you believe it should be pointed?
Elliebot9000: top is basically skullclamp
BlueMagnusStormCrow: In response I top.
bpeterson464: @NexusVoxx that's insane. the card is stupid powerful
KartoffelKaiser: Take a land to equip skullclamp? I honestly don't know what to do here
lowman02: @Squiidd_pope hoping Jer F6s
Feminine_Desires: cam can take a land and give conscript the clamp ...
Squiidd_pope: Play to your outs @lowman02
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I personally vastly prefer when people cut.
Pharmacistjudge: @bpeterson464 skullclamp's power makes you build around it
flatluigi: @bpeterson464 they try to do a very light touch on points in canlander and have dropped a lot of points on powerful cards just to enable archetypes
NexusVoxx: there's just one fellow at my shop who refuses to cut, its bothersome
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Top doesn't enable the kinds of busted turns the other pointed cards can do.
KartoffelKaiser: Cards dont get pointed *just* because they're powerful. North 100 did a good episode on what gets pointed and why
riordand: Just need a kiki off the top and we win... if there's no interaction
Squiidd_pope: I don’t know how many times I’ve IRLed F6
djalternative: my philosophy is cut before the game starts but after that I want to get back to the action faster.
DigitalSeahorse: not cutting can read as I think I can beat you even if you were one to cheat I guess
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw Cam!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Autobots, roll out.
Elliebot9000: cutting is a ritual it's not about cheating
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: We're transforming.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
DigitalSeahorse: yeehaw
bpeterson464: Fair enough I suppose, but even so...
gnome_friend: hawyee
KingOfDoma: did he brainstorm wrong?
Squiidd_pope: jayneSip
thraximore: Oh jeez that's basically ancestral
Bailite: @jrhwhite Have you had a haircut lately?
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
PhoenixMelior: except for Jitte because that card is stupid
Squiidd_pope: Welp
LRRbot: Zulaport Cutthroat [1B] | Creature — Human Rogue Ally [1/1] | Whenever Zulaport Cutthroat or another creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Jitte was a mistake
Bailite: @jrhwhite Lookin' sharp.
TheAwkes: This game of the match is good.
thraximore: It's a race... come onnnnn CAM!
LRRbot: Supreme Verdict [1WWU] | Sorcery | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy all creatures.
Squiidd_pope: @hovermyrisbarelyplayable love the name
Drummi_: Cam. Come on!!
gnome_friend: Yeah,, that's a solid name
thraximore: so clooooooooose
flatluigi: should be 19?
Drummi_: rooting for cam!
rgoody2016: Top is powerful and it is annoying to play against but it doesn't just win games on its own like jitte or skullclamp, it helps win games but its not like top resolves; scoop
dragonmoffon: man i love their UI
gnome_friend: #TeamCam
m0nkeyrama: Ah, verdict, fond memories
LRRbot: Renegade Rallier [1GW] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | Revolt — When Renegade Rallier enters the battlefield, if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn, return target permanent card with converted mana cost 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
lowman02: sorry folks cam's on the ropes :/
Squiidd_pope: #teamcanada jayneSip jayneALLEZ
Varrey: Supreme Verdict seems a flavour win in a Dovin Oathbreaker deck
PhoenixMelior: is Jer hellbent?
LRRbot: Dovin Baan [2WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Dovin [3] | +1: Until your next turn, up to one target creature gets −3/−0 and its activated abilities can't be activated. / −1: You gain 2 life and draw a card. / −7: You get an emblem with "Your opponents can't untap more than two permanents during their untap steps."
blackwlf: Well, it has a toughness, anyway.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Exactly.
riordand: The Baan Hammer is here
lowman02: @PhoenixMelior never hellbent when you've got top
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: The Naan hammer.
nurovi: jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky
Mr_Horrible: agh, bad beats
scrapsavant: thats brutal
bpeterson464: Oof...
thraximore: Unfortunate.
djalternative: no escape?
lowman02: @djalternative not likely
PhoenixMelior: oof, I saw that
Squiidd_pope: Dovin has found a flaw in your plan
flatluigi: cmooooon cam
AirTony7: Renegade Rallier has been Baan'd
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Press G to brain.
gnome_friend: G
Squiidd_pope: G
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: G
LRRbot: Pawn of Ulamog [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever Pawn of Ulamog or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
djalternative: G
felixphew: G
Muddy_Thunder: These have been such good games
NexusVoxx: fire shibari
axare123: G
Haberdashed: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3706: "I kept my moist nugget!" —Graham [2016-12-07]
flatluigi: !card see beyond
LRRbot: See Beyond [1U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then shuffle a card from your hand into your library.
thraximore: I feel like this is over.
Drummi_: NotLikeThis
KartoffelKaiser: It's a mini brainstorm, but a sorcery and it comes with the draw effect
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Plow the Prawn
TheAwkes: Olivia would be great here.
KartoffelKaiser: Or a Chart a Course that makes you shuffle instead of discard
thraximore: Eurgh
Drummi_: F
rgoody2016: Now it may be over
andrew: eldrazi token?
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / +1: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / −3: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: 100% Teferi, Time Raveler rate tonight?
gnome_friend: @andrew was exiled instead of died
Elliebot9000: @andrew exiled
gnome_friend: alas
andrew: ah-ha thank you observant friends
dragonmoffon: welp rip cam
bpeterson464: these are not good things happening for Cam
natshido: Rip gas off the top
Bailite: Chart a Course being placed next to Tormenting Voice seems a little ...disheartening
thraximore: What could Cam even draw here?
flatluigi: teferi should be 5 right?
Jacobontherun1: He can't keep getting away with this
frunkyman: cam is not in a good sitch
rgoody2016: cam just needs bolt+crackling doom
EsperDerek1: Hm. New Teferi out all three games is pretty lucky, even with UW card draw.
cosarprime: which spell was just cast?
PhoenixMelior: Cam has outs
BTC1220: Cam where's your lava axe?
Drummi_: Butcher of The horde would ei it
PhoenixMelior: OH
mariammistressofmanifolds: that's lethal, right?
TheAwkes: I Am Prescient!
rgoody2016: Butcher?
PhoenixMelior: shhh
LRRbot: Falkenrath Aristocrat [2BR] | Creature — Vampire [4/1] | Flying, haste / Sacrifice a creature: Falkenrath Aristocrat gains indestructible until end of turn. If the sacrificed creature was a Human, put a +1/+1 counter on Falkenrath Aristocrat.
thraximore: This is his last chance
Crazyginder22 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months, currently on a 19 month streak!
Crazyginder22: 19 months! where has the time gone?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Crazyginder22! (Today's storm count: 44)
Squiidd_pope: OH?
Dr_fragenstien: Topdeck banefire that he totally has and is reasonable to run
thraximore: ahhhhhhhhh the suspense!!!!!!
rgoody2016: Let's goooooo
frunkyman: the suspense
PhoenixMelior: because this IS lethal if it works
Mr_Horrible: yeah, that's lethal if it works
Squiidd_pope: jayneALLEZ
riordand: New Teferi makes your opponent f6 in more ways than one
EsperDerek1: VICTORY
KartoffelKaiser: PogChamp
blackwlf: Wow.
natshido: GOT THERE!!!!
thraximore: YESSSSSs
Feminine_Desires: WOW
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
flatluigi: he did it!!!
12reader: CAM!
Elliebot9000: whoaaaaaaaa
snirky: got there!
bpeterson464: WE GOT THERE!
TheAwkes: lrrHORN
KingOfDoma: YAY CAM
Kumakaori: what. a. topdek
Mr_Horrible: Whoooftah!
Kykiwi: GGS
rgoody2016: VICTORY
natshido: PogChamp
ZeniteZero: GG
BlueMagnusStormCrow: YES CAM!
Baldrash: CAM GOT THERE lrrGOAT
m0nkeyrama: Oh wow
nurovi: yoo he got there!
Feminine_Desires: WOOOOO
thraximore: OH MY GOD
MurficWPN: WOOT!
kinesthetics: WOO
F1SHOR: YESSS!
BTC1220: He did it!
Bladinus: GGs!!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Yay Cam!
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
SpectralData: gj cam!
Squiidd_pope: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
PhoenixMelior: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
jonasjonIV: gg
fishmanfishfish: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
riordand: Wooooo
zacharyisom: Cammmmmmmm
axare123: WEEEE!
NotCainNorAbel: great game
BTC1220: The pike worked!
Croc64: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
thraximore: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dog_of_Myth: NIce
aBoredBarista: seabatBRAIN
shea_wolfe: The Nordiques!
ZeniteZero: Topdeck POGGERS
leandertnb: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Chaterino: Oh the card the deck is named after!
Squiidd_pope: NICE
thraximore: CAM I LOVE YOU
frunkyman: feels bad for jeremy but LES GO CAM
zacharyisom: Wooooooooooooo
TemporallyAwry: >THE< Aristocrat shows up to finish things. Nice.
flatluigi: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
m0nkeyrama: LUL
SodiumFox: Cam Wins!!
PhoenixMelior: That was SUCH A GOOD MATCH
NexusVoxx: butt cher
kinesthetics: benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder
nurovi: jrhwhiBeautifulPig GG jrhwhiBeautifulPig
lowman02: the demon and the vamp
midday_rendelnep: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Papperslappen: lrrHORN lrrCOW lrrHORN lrrCOW lrrHORN
axare123: t90Hype
KartoffelKaiser: lrrGOAT lrrSIGNAL lrrGOAT
DigitalSeahorse: :D
zacharyisom: Cammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Dog_of_Myth: Good match guys
MurficWPN: good games
SodiumFox: deck now Cleveland browns? 1 game win?
Bailite: I looked away for two moments. Did I miss something climactic?
Baldrash: Those were great games of Magic.
Blasteg: 3 way tie hype!
m0nkeyrama: That was a really close match
Jandsnow: that was awesome!
thraximore: Exactsies ;_;
monosceros: Teferi just wanted to chime in at the very end
kinesthetics: benjam40Twist jrhwhiNeverLucky
arkilyd: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mr_Horrible: Only got in for the last game, but that was great back and forth
BTC1220: So, now do the Nordiques have to name themselves after Cam's Aristocrats?
Joomie123: the conscripts teferi play was great
zacharyisom: Great games
shea_wolfe: Hot gas off the top Bailite
NexusVoxx: @Bailite Falkenrath Aristocrat off the top for lethal
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: great games!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD ssandSPOOKED ssandWOW ssandLOL ssandCOIN
frunkyman: @bailite topdeck falkenrath aristocrat for the win
thraximore: This match was so bloody good
Squiidd_pope: OWL2019gg
Luminaire_p: Amazing match. :)
F1SHOR: teferi too late to party
Loonatic93: Next up: Some hot Ben on Ben action!!!!!!!
depositron: more like CAMlander
hacksaw07: its belcher time bois rooKb rooKb
Squiidd_pope: @loonatic93 l-lewd
andr3wgilmore: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw
Tecnocrat: BEN ON BEN ACTION
flatluigi: i vote ben
F1SHOR: The Bennening!
hd_dabnado: The Ben OFf
djalternative: the final game of the season
lordinkdeath27: go ben beat ben
Viewers_Like_You: After this, we Enter the Bendome
theneatestburrito: There can only ben one!
m0nkeyrama: Friday Night Ben Fight
Noodles_15: Ben-Ben Akki Hermit?
Drummi_: BELTHER benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Bailite: Falkenrath Aristocrat might just be the hottest Gas for aristocrats that's ever existed.
andr3wgilmore: benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder
silenceaux: We need to stop this senseless Ben on Ben violence
Baldrash: Is Wheeler on Belcher tonight? Oh baby. lrrBEEJ
lordinkdeath27: 3 way tie
kinesthetics: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder
silvalunae: 3 WAY BATTLE
EOstby: Two Bens enter, one Ben leaves (with the win)!
TemporallyAwry: Woo - lets go for 3 Player Final Round!
KartoffelKaiser: I hope ben wins, but ben's a real contender. Ben is going to make Ben work real hard for the W
thraximore: Huzzah!
twitch_xeo: Paul, just switch Cam's name to the left LUL
ArtemisKing subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
ArtemisKing: Some Canadian Highlander to round out my week! Yay!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ArtemisKing! (Today's storm count: 45)
Pharmacistjudge: KOMBO breaker
Tecnocrat: Who is best Ben? We will find out!
blackwlf: Then the other Ben leaves with ice cream.
Squiidd_pope: 3 man round robin?
djalternative: judges tower tie breaker?
Squiidd_pope: Potentially?
thraximore: I'm so glad I got to see that liv
thraximore: live*
hacksaw07: im so ready for 9 land belcher
gnome_friend: !findquote aristocrat
LRRbot: Quote #1971: "I remember this card! This is like Cartel Aristocrat, if it was terrible." —Cameron [2016-02-24]
Bobtheninjagoldfish: 3 way tie leads to judges tower
Hingadora: Three way tie? Time to see how their decks deal with multiplayer! (Worst idea.)
Kalpho: are 2 U's better than 1? let's find out
thraximore: !decklists
Drummi_: Get ready for some Cowboy Magic! benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
NexusVoxx: what card would cam be talking about in that quote then....
Squiidd_pope: Worst case scenario (or best depending on who you are) is there’s a 3 way tie so there has to be a 3 game round robin
Squiidd_pope: That could potentially end in a tie
secretbranch: GO VOTE
blackwlf: No.
gnome_friend: #TeamBen
Jandsnow: wat
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
kinesthetics: Personally I would like to see Ben win
gnome_friend: Yeah, Ben is great but I think Ben will win
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder
Jandsnow: mathsquadStare
riordand: I just hope Ben loses
gnome_friend: or maybe the winner was lrrBEEJ all along
Squiidd_pope: I love belcher decks in vintage, I can’t wait to see a belcher deck in CanLander
blackwlf: Benlander, there can be only one.
FlyingUltraCar: @riordand No way, Ben's gonna crush Ben
jonasjonIV: My money is on the Canadian.
Squiidd_pope: jayneF
bpeterson464: No joke, I just want to see this charbelcher nonsense win. I've never seen a charbelcher deck run before so I'm really looking forward to it.
jbasco597: Is it 100% that Ben is playing Belcher?
secretbranch: Which Ben will reign supreme? Go v o t e: https://www.strawpoll.me/18009974
kinesthetics: Indeed it is
gnome_friend: At least one Ben is playing belcher
Squiidd_pope: Belcher was a featured deck during season one of the vintage super league if you can find episodes
lowman02: @bpeterson464 not much too it, it either runs like a champ or fails to run :P
hacksaw07: the real ben was the ben we made along the way
Squiidd_pope: But that was academy belcher
gnome_friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLIB-RqzDFQ and here's belcher in modern with a weird name
Bailite: As much as I enjoy Ben's fighting style, I do wish to see it placed against Ben's different, yet not totally dissimilar fighting style.
kinesthetics: It'
kinesthetics: It's Ben
F1SHOR: i hope this last game is fast i need to go vote for my free snags!
Drummi_: Belcher either storms you out of belchers you out of scoops to its olen impossibility.
bpeterson464: @lowman02 maybe, but just looking at the decklist is hilarious to me, so I'm interested in seeing how it plays.
axare123: i just realized Weeler made the deck i was thinking about building... my bod is ready!
flatluigi: AAAA
hoktauri: That was loud
Bailite: @Benjamin_Wheeler !
thraximore: omg Ben you startled me
kinesthetics: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Wranch
Kykiwi: Lol
aBoredBarista: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
flatluigi: i just jumped three feet
zuchen_120: Woah. There.
Jandsnow: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
Loonatic93: Get ready for some hot Ben on Ben action!
Bailite: You are Wheeler!
F1SHOR: the benjaning!
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
silvalunae: hi ben!
DigitalSeahorse: Ben, you just broke my ears and gave me a heart attack :(
ChaoticObserver: lrrJUDGE
corpocracy: benginHeart benjam40Mulder
kinesthetics: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
Morrigan9: one of these is the evil twin. can you guess which one?
kerbalized_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
lordinkdeath27: ben beat ben
FlannelShirtEnthusist: was playing a game in another window that scared me
electroswagnetism: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive
AchillesAndTortoise: benginwheeling
Pharmacistjudge: Ben should have said "Yes I am Ulmer"
kinesthetics: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
lowman02: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Haw
NexusVoxx: @Morrigan9 both
Juliamon: Every marble, on the line.
Aarek: benginHi benginHi benginHi
flatluigi: we will find out who the best ben is
midday_rendelnep: Does the loser of this game have to get a deed poll to change their name?
premiumcouch: jrhwhiHatesIt jrhwhiHatesIt
Aarquus: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
flatluigi: the benst
F1SHOR: benginCop benginCop
lordinkdeath27: mental magic
Hingadora: The fight of the bentury!
kinesthetics: benjam40Yee benjam40Yee
kerbalized_: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
NexusVoxx: wheeler pls
Bailite: It's the Uncle Bens!
gnome_friend: !card ben-ben
LRRbot: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit [2RR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [1/1] | {T}: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit deals damage to target attacking creature equal to the number of untapped Mountains you control.
zacharyisom: Hello,yes i am benning
DrEinstein99: Yeeeeeee Hawwwwww everyboody
karmakamikaze: Fighting FOR and AGAINST the La Li Lu Le Lo!
Drummi_: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
Defrost: Kung-fu fighting?
monosceros: Ben wins anyway
WolfgangCloud: I am sorry Ben, I got to root for Ben
DoctorCactus: cant wait for some ding dongs to be slammed Pog
Jandsnow: benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder
leebenningfield: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder
F1SHOR: im on team ben!
kinesthetics: benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder
DigitalSeahorse: dammit
jonasjonIV: The Ben breaker.
secretbranch: VOTE before the poll closes!!!! https://www.strawpoll.me/18009974
shdragon: Go Ben!
DarkMorford: Go Ben!
Dog_of_Myth: Ben vs Ben: Round 3: In cars!!!!
riordand: Name on a pole match
kerbalized_: I'm here for the Belcher!
kinesthetics: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Mulder benjam40Smugmulder
Squiidd_pope: MEDIUM
NexusVoxx: they sure do
NexusVoxx: ouch
lordinkdeath27: 3 way tie
lordinkdeath27: ben take the dive
Squiidd_pope: jayneF jayneSip
Squiidd_pope: jayneALLEZ
zacharyisom: Medium ben
kinesthetics: WHEELER GANG THROW UP WHITE BORDER MULDER benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder
Drummi_: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: volume almost all the way down now and I can hear them both at the same level as it was with Jer and Cam
F1SHOR: im so keen on a 3 way tie!
SamanthaVess: Serge has 7 points rooPog
gnome_friend: 7 point hype
gnome_friend: sergeCounting
silvalunae: pleeeeease 3 way battle
frunkyman: whatre the orange squares for?
TheAwkes: 3-way game of commander for the league win.
riordand: Let's go Serge
hacksaw07: rooPog
NexusVoxx: @frunkyman winners
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: 3 way tie? Switch to EDH.
SpiffGames: GO BEN
zuchen_120: Three way oathBREAKER in the event of a tie! ...imo
Squiidd_pope: 3 game round robin!
natshido: Multiplayer canlander
natshido: woah
Defrost: Some kind of sidewalk slam?
frunkyman: @nexusvoxx thanks
James_LRR: The tarp is in the back.
kerbalized_: benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder
SuperGiraffe: Aren't all three judges? Judge tower for the tie breaker?
Bailite: Komm Süsser Tod.
blast_shark: benjam40Smugmulder
Jandsnow: Menagei Tie
F1SHOR: a 3 way tie litterally means another stream worth of matches :)
gnome_friend: James_LRR you have a tarp budget?
kinesthetics: benjam40Smugmulder
thraximore: oooh three way canlander! a unique experience
Silver_Kn1ght: Switch to Old School world game for tie breaker
DarkMorford: Oh hai James
lowman02: yawgmoth's own...Ben Wheeler...9 land belcher...opens on 3 lands...get em
SamanthaVess: F1SHOR And they all end up 1-1 NotLikeThis
zacharyisom: *emphatically* go ben
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: "Enough"
NexusVoxx: enough, he says
riordand: Weird
DigitalSeahorse: I wasn't thinking about tinnitus today until NOW
kinesthetics: benjam40Smugmulder
DrEinstein99: Enough....
lordinkdeath27: what was enough 20
Squiidd_pope: Enough jayneO
F1SHOR: HoW maNy LaNDS aRe YoU RuNnIng
SuperGiraffe: Was that the yelling we could hear?
jpss92400: belcber incomeing
lowman02: @F1SHOR 9 land belcher
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45SPANK theonl45SPANK theonl45SPANK
LRRbot: Serum Powder [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / Any time you could mulligan and Serum Powder is in your hand, you may exile all the cards from your hand, then draw that many cards.
secretbranch: aLwAyS bEtTeR
kinesthetics: benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch
kerbalized_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
Squiidd_pope: OH BABY
bpeterson464: "Enough" of course being 9
Bailite: @Benjamin_Wheeler Don't forget that your Rodeo is with you.
Drummi_: PogChamp benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
riordand: Ben is running 9 too many lands
Pharmacistjudge: 3rd 6?
NexusVoxx: rip citadel
sivakrytos: belcher????
Squiidd_pope: DREDGE STAPLE
F1SHOR: lol @lowman02 :)
riordand: That was a snap keep
DigitalSeahorse: benginCop benginCop benginCop
kinesthetics: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Squiidd_pope: CITIDEL POG
Jandsnow: aetherflux, citadel, Mana severance?
LRRbot: Wild Nacatl [G] | Creature — Cat Warrior [1/1] | Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Mountain. / Wild Nacatl gets +1/+1 as long as you control a Plains.
Elliebot9000: omg ben I love the deck name
thraximore: Get him, Ben!
Elliebot9000: wait I need to clarify
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Coinman1863: THE GREED
Squiidd_pope: Disk
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Nice draw Wheeler
m0nkeyrama: 5 color citadel benginDab benginDab
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
kerbalized_: believe!!!
SableTiger: KITTY
riordand: That seems bad
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
AirTony7: Good old fashioned cat zoo
Haberdashed: God I love playing Cascade Constructed on Arena
Noodles_15: Even in paper you can't escape the curse
Squiidd_pope: OH BABY
Bailite: That card certainly knows what it likes to do, @Benjamin_Wheeler.
KartoffelKaiser: Benjaman Wheeler did you keep a no lander?
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
lowman02: diamond in the 9 lander
SpiffGames: BOLT IT
Haberdashed: Just keep wrecking people with mono green stuff.
Defrost: Look at Ben with the lands deck
m0nkeyrama: I meant 5 color zoomies LUL
Squiidd_pope: jayneF jayneALLEZ jayneSip
croisvoix1: Ben is on cowboy magic, benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
LRRbot: Plateau | Land — Mountain Plains |
darth_sunstriker: What are they playing?
KartoffelKaiser: oh its 9 land belcher Ben why are you running Mox Diamond?
F1SHOR: a semolo plateau
NexusVoxx: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
hacksaw07: remember when 9 land belcher was supposed to be a memes and moxes deck
Chaterino: Tribal Flames? PogChamp
cackarock: why are they putting everything in the middle w hen the play it
sivakrytos: @KartoffelKaiser i mean, the deck's a belcher deck so...
SamanthaVess: Imagine if you asked for a burrito and I gave you an enchilada!
Jandsnow: They get ghosted at reunions
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Fyndhorn =/= Llanowar. How many times do we have to say this?
Haberdashed: Fyndhorn Elves: AKA "We needed another copy of Llanowar Elves but the rules said no"
kinesthetics: They're different, their mana ability can be played as an interrupt!!
butterscotch68: What round ar ewe in?
NexusVoxx: 3
AirTony7: they are different. One of them have beards
Bailite: Wheeler is on Cowboy Magic - make his opponent have anything at all.
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
kerbalized_: Cardreader in the middle
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Mr_Horrible: Ben slow down
kinesthetics: DAT GOYF
thraximore: Imagine if they print Fyndhorn elves in Modern Horizons?
natshido: Jeez
Silver_Kn1ght: 2/3
natshido: Aggressive
kerbalized_: oh this is bad
Squiidd_pope: OH BOYYYY
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. / When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Squiidd_pope: GOYF DADDY IS HERE
KartoffelKaiser: ben what does your deck do
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Drummi_: LUL
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: PoWeRfUl MaGiC from Wheeler
Kykiwi: perfectly normal and fair magic
Dog_of_Myth: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #3608: "I'm still wet on the outside." —Ben [2016-11-13]
kinesthetics: DAD GOYF
aBoredBarista: seabatYIKES
Bailite: I want to see a Safewright Passage this game.
Jandsnow: mathsquadDrink
DigitalSeahorse: I wish I still had ears to tune in with
LRRbot: Spirit of the Labyrinth [1W] | Enchantment Creature — Spirit [3/1] | Each player can't draw more than one card each turn.
RayFK: Wheeler you're playing Belcher? Monster.
kerbalized_: oh god
thraximore: Youch!
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
jonasjonIV: wow
KartoffelKaiser: RIP
Chaterino: OhMyDog
F1SHOR: you got this ben!
kerbalized_: not like this
NexusVoxx: ripperoni
Drummi_: RIP benjam40Twist benjam40Twist benjam40Twist
Squiidd_pope: Hey ray!
kinesthetics: benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch
Baldrash: Welp, lrrSCOOP
riordand: F
Dog_of_Myth: Ben is dead, Long live Ben.
Squiidd_pope: OWL2019gg
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I cahn't believe you've done this.
kinesthetics: Ranched
DrEinstein99: look, its symetrical
DigitalSeahorse: GO Wheeler!
frunkyman: whats in bens grave? other than fetch
KartoffelKaiser: Hey, don't worry at least it's not Idiot Bird
revjakenash: <message deleted>benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Juzammulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
kerbalized_: benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch
cackarock: what is the mark at the bottom right hand corner of all of ulmers cards
LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Mishra's Bauble: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
SableTiger: It's symmetrical.
Pharmacistjudge: symmetrical so perfectly fair, right @RayFK
Defrost: symetrical effects are always fair
aBoredBarista: benjam40Ranch
NexusVoxx: @frunkyman nothing
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler's Torment
zacharyisom: Oh billy
Jandsnow: benjam40Ranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Wranch
lowman02: @cackarock jer's cards, C for his cube
Squiidd_pope: The C is to mark cube cards
DigitalSeahorse: 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
Defrost: Let's not go overboard with the emotes please
riordand: Is that a blood moon?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Is this a worse mistake than 4C Hollow Tog or Copyrat Infringement Wheeler?
Dog_of_Myth: Ben stop cheating.
SamanthaVess: How did he know it was a Birds?! rooWow
Elliebot9000: ben draw your card
Chaterino: did wheeler draw?
WolfgangCloud: Why is he running mox diamond in a 9 land deck?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
SableTiger: Move to cheat step
lowman02: @WolfgangCloud why wouldn't you
secretbranch: which one lrrBEEJ
jonasjonIV: well, clearly that's a game loss.
Squiidd_pope: 🤫
Naarius: Ben is just ben'ing Ben right Ben
Drummi_: benjam40Smugmulder
gnome_friend: !findquote ranch
LRRbot: Quote #1181: "Ranch! Cheese! EV-ERY-THING!" —Cori [2015-11-28]
zinnyinn: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
LRRbot: Lotus Cobra [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may add one mana of any color.
jpss92400: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
Squiidd_pope: jayneSip I need more of this ranch in my life!
DrEinstein99: we cant settle, there is too much Wranching going on
croisvoix1: benjam40Wranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Cowboymulder
Dog_of_Myth: !quote scoop
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: lrrSCOOP
Kumakaori: wait. what. 5 color zoomies?! is been just on 5 color hasty madness XD?
SpiffGames: Why are there Cs on some of the cards/sleeves?
DigitalSeahorse: can even hear the breathing yikes
BURRITOSlolos: HSWP
Diabore: benjam40Haw
Viewers_Like_You: Good progress towards the three-way final!
secretbranch: cuuuuuuuuuuuube
Jandsnow: benjam40Twist
DigitalSeahorse: brb
BURRITOSlolos: Skill ?
kerbalized_: C is for cube cards
magicmaxcollazo: What the hell is wheeler doing hahahahaha
blast_shark: benjam40Smugmulder
Kumakaori: !decklists
Kumakaori: ayyy got it in 1
Drummi_: benjam40Ranch
kinesthetics: Ben
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
kinesthetics: You can do it
magicmaxcollazo: jrhwhiHatesIt jrhwhiHatesIt jrhwhiHatesIt jrhwhiHatesIt jrhwhiHatesIt jrhwhiHatesIt jrhwhiHatesIt
thraximore: jpgs show up automatically? that is rife for abuse
TunaSandvich: Orb!
gnome_friend: Go Ben!
F1SHOR: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: My money is on Ben.
zacharyisom: Hefty ranch
Bailite: @Benjamin_Wheeler please keep the tension alive.
midday_rendelnep: Ben has this!
magicmaxcollazo: jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky
TRBrutality: jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiHatesIt lrrFINE
SuitablyEpic: seabatYIKES
Jandsnow: Should run medium black
Juliamon: thraximore That's why we have a mod team.
kinesthetics: jrhwhiHatesIt
zinnyinn: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive
zinnyinn: benjam40Haw
Defrost: @thraximore Why do you think we're here?
thraximore: Decoration? :P
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Mods lrrHEART
corpocracy: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
F1SHOR: so bens a monster
Mr_Horrible: lrrGREED
Defrost: I do look ella fly
gnome_friend: !findquote greed
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
riordand: If Wheeler doesn't win a game on camera I don't believe this deck can win a match
TemporallyAwry: lrrGREED lrrSACK lrrGREED
lowman02: Ben did you burn your opp's decks in the weekly...or batter them physically
kinesthetics: BIG GREED
natshido: You passed over George for this? Jeez dat cowboy magic lyfe...
LRRbot: Serum Powder [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / Any time you could mulligan and Serum Powder is in your hand, you may exile all the cards from your hand, then draw that many cards.
Bailite: @Benjamin_Wheeler Which Sorensen? Manageorge? Dryads?
kerbalized_: Belcher is insanely wild when it runs
kinesthetics: NEVER LUCKY
kinesthetics: jrhwhiNeverLucky
magicmaxcollazo: HAHAH his mind was poisoned 🤢
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler with that pure shit
SamanthaVess: Power move: Serum Powder a 6-land hand
SpectralData: they finish g1 already?
felixphew: between serum powder, gitaxian probe, and serum powder, you can play a 91 card deck
kerbalized_: I mean the deck is easily 50 % fast mana
Bailite: Do we have a Mind Twist counter in this chat?
corpocracy: Speaking of mulligans, what ever happened to the London mulligan?
Chaterino: It also means you draw serum power sometimes though Keepo
hd_dabnado: stream dead?
twitch_xeo: do we know who caused a commotion in the back room during the earlier games, and was it against Ben? LUL
lowman02: 3 land opener calling it
F1SHOR: does this greed get better with London mulligan then?
NexusVoxx: @corpocracy wotc is still analyzing, but news should be soon?
thraximore: The strategy Richard Garfield could never have predicted
riordand: Did you tho? Did you win a match?
RayFK: GO ULMER, TAKE THAT MONSTROUS CRAP DECK TO A GRAVE
Juliamon: hd_dabnado it's live, refresh?
SamanthaVess: Ashling?
Dog_of_Myth: Lost in the wood?
cardboardhorde: Just remember, if Wheeler loses, the 3-way tie is on the table
lowman02: @F1SHOR they're playing with sorenson mull...it sees 3 more cards with scrying
hd_dabnado: yep it is good now
NexusVoxx: @corpocracy and the lander council is inclined to use it if it goes into effect elsewhere
Drummi_: Jordan rude. benjam40Ranch
hd_dabnado: dont know why that happened
Squiidd_pope: Do it, you won’t
thraximore: Wait, is wheeler playing this deck just because he doesn't want to buy ice cream?
corpocracy: @NexusVoxx Yeah, that's what I was thinking about
gnome_friend: Izzet?
NexusVoxx: woof
Bailite: This is everything and more that I wished for from the Ben Mirror.
the_bananarchist: 5 is weakness
NexusVoxx: 55555
leebenningfield: "I have excellent cards"
RayFK: HI
RayFK: YES
RayFK: THAT IS ME
RayFK: THIS IS WHY YOU LOVE ME
Defrost: Does serum powder not shuffle back in if you do mulligan?
secretbranch: More like thorny on main, Jesus
Croc64: Ben if you win the league with Blecher I'll gift your stream more subs
Bailite: @Benjamin_Wheeler Cast Emrakul, the Promised End.
lowman02: definitely not true I'm pretty sure Croc bought you a used car with bitcoins
red_shoes_jeff: S T R O N G O P I N I O N S . . .
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hug the tentacles.
EOstby: Jordan, opinions? I don't believe you. rayfkSanic
LRRbot: Lotus Petal [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
kerbalized_: cmon belcher!!
thraximore: Deja vu
Squiidd_pope: Jordan is also the guy who runs Cardkingdom.com/lrr ‘s social media
DarkMorford: Ooh, ice cream sounds good. I should put some inside me.
LRRbot: Caravan Vigil [G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / Morbid — You may put that card onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your hand if a creature died this turn.
Mr_Bitterness: Loud and with strong opinions? Sounds familiar
yalc321: Ben Daddy fight time yeahhh!
Squiidd_pope: I NEED MORE POWER
lowman02: just Canadian HL staples here
NexusVoxx: morbode
Dog_of_Myth: But wait....there is more.
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
SamanthaVess: Dog_of_Myth Wait, there's more-bid!
LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land — Mountain Forest | As Stomping Ground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Kird Ape [R] | Creature — Ape [1/1] | Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
felixphew: !card Into the North
LRRbot: Into the North [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a snow land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
m0nkeyrama: Ah yes LUL
Dix: I wish the Dragon Shield Art sleeves weren't so slick when new
Mr_Horrible: LUL
frunkyman: tf
corpocracy: Get that SPELL HAT
Elliebot9000: can we get a stream that's nothing but Ben reading German?
thraximore: This is a big monkey
NexusVoxx: you know german doesnt /have/ to be shouted
LRRbot: Gaea's Touch [GG] | Enchantment | {0}: You may put a basic Forest card from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery and only once each turn. / Sacrifice Gaea's Touch: Add {G}{G}.
Jacobontherun1: Perfect pronunciation
Bailite: Bengineering, that was a beautiful assault on the senses.
thraximore: Beg pardon?
SpectralData subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SpectralData! (Today's storm count: 46)
MurficWPN: lol i love that card
kerbalized_: yeah boiiiii
frunkyman: ahhhhh that makes more sense
Dog_of_Myth: So it's an angry kird ape.
kinesthetics: SOMEONE GET THAT GANGPLANK GALLEON
red_shoes_jeff: DK! DONKEY! KONG!
SableTiger: Hecc
azureHaights: Reading the Kaard explains the Kaard
Mr_Horrible: jonasjonIV ...is your landlord human?
Mr_Horrible: just need to confirm
EOstby: So if you sacrifice Gaea's Touch, that means it's GG, right? FrankerZ
MurficWPN: yup
gnome_friend: And qird is ape in Arabic
Squiidd_pope: OWL2019gg
blackwlf: It's a German card depicting a Swedish Kird Ape, oddly enough.
gnome_friend: So...
LRRbot: Lotus Cobra [1G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may add one mana of any color.
felixphew: Huh, the oracle on Gaea's Touch means it doesn't count as playing a land
Bailite: "Oh, we haven't done a degenerate Citadel yet...".
SamanthaVess: Dat lot-ass
Jandsnow: Is it the paloniun ideal of a kind ape, that's the question
LRRbot: Chromatic Star [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Chromatic Star: Add one mana of any color. / When Chromatic Star is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
riordand: Wheeler just wins here, He can sacrifice the enchantment and it's GG
SamanthaVess: riordand *slow clap*
akvar: hehe
DarkMorford: JUDGE! My opponent has a Pokemon card!
kerbalized_: cmon baby!! Belch 'em!
Kykiwi: hindsight 20/20
Rockario: Artist just came back with a chill looking gorilla and they said, "Well we already commissioned it, slap some red eyes on it and call it good."
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Blood Moon [2R] | Enchantment | Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Kykiwi: LOL
NexusVoxx: huh
SamanthaVess: Ulmer: "...no"
Drummi_: LOL
flatluigi: rude
kerbalized_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
WolfgangCloud: 9 land moon
Elliebot9000: all ape no kird
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
F1SHOR: #Bloodmoonto1
kinesthetics: benjam40ExEnginExplosive
LRRbot: Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin [1/2] | Whenever Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it, then create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to Krenko's power.
kerbalized_: ah shit
Kumakaori: man cant even crack that fetch, can he >>;?
nurovi: blood moon's only weakness, red cards
Fruan: Time for KRENK!
SamanthaVess: NO Basics!?
kerbalized_: nope
NexusVoxx: @Kumakaori nop
TheGeekyQuilter: Oooo I joined just a the right time
riordand: Too many Krenkos today
LRRbot: Defense Grid [2] | Artifact | Each spell costs {3} more to cast except during its controller's turn.
Sloth_Love : Kird ape to turd ape
Pharmacistjudge: ben not using his mana from cobra...brazenly
Squiidd_pope: Absolutely RANCHED
Kumakaori: rude blood moon, rude.
F1SHOR: you dont run a basic for path?
the_last_hop: every single card that wheeler has played has legit made me laugh
thraximore: Drei and Zwei do sound similar
Juliamon: Remember your tokens, Ben
Diabore: 5
bpeterson464: that's 5
gnome_friend: Remember your tokens
Elliebot9000: another one
gnome_friend: !findquote token
LRRbot: Quote #583: "I'm wasting cards, err tokens, err tickets! Whatever they're called in this game!" —Cameron [2015-08-12]
AirTony7: Wild Nactl in german is Wilder Nactl
Mr_Horrible: Pick up your tokens, Ben
thraximore: cmon wheeler
m0nkeyrama: The sacred Ben Pact
ryder0802: Ape is only 1
riordand: The Ben Pact
kerbalized_: believe!!!
Bailite: @ Danny de Wheeler.
thraximore: I want to see this dumb deck go
LRRbot: Tinder Wall [G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/3] | Defender / Sacrifice Tinder Wall: Add {R}{R}. / {R}, Sacrifice Tinder Wall: It deals 2 damage to target creature it's blocking.
tagrath subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months!
tagrath: Hot Ben on Ben action!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tagrath! (Today's storm count: 47)
the_bananarchist: I mean it's pronounced vill-der but yeah :P
Jandsnow: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Chaterino: just take it out during sideboarding Kappa
SableTiger: Krenko and his gang can't even see the moon from Tin Street, I don't think they care.
kerbalized_: pleeeeeeeeeease
flatluigi: i think wheeler might need to run more lands
Elliebot9000: big man with a little bun
Haberdashed: Whereas Boros Reckoner in Spanish is "El Vengador Boros"
Viewers_Like_You: Haha, age comes for us all
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler with the fashionable nub
Squiidd_pope: jayneSip
NexusVoxx: wheeler you cant show your buns on stream
Bailite: Bengineering: Don't overestimate the potency of what is just a parting.
DigitalSeahorse: viking64Catheart 🤠 ssandDERP
SableTiger: OHNO
m0nkeyrama: Did he do it 👀
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
ostcrammath: El_Vengador sounds like a cool screenname
riordand: I don't believe you for a second
RayFK: There, goes my heeeeeeeeeeeeero. WATCH HIM AS HE WINS.
magicmaxcollazo: LITTLE BUN!!! <3
thraximore: hahahahahahahahahahaha
Haberdashed: BEN FACE
SableTiger: He's gonna play Mewtwo.
Chaterino: 3 4Head
MurficWPN: lol
thraximore: aaguaoincaklj
Kykiwi: Lol
Brian_Engineering: what the fuck is happening
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Kat_thartic: He's gonna summon Exodia!
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: LUL
Drummi_: LUL benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Tantar: lol
TemporallyAwry: lrrJUDGE ?
DigitalSeahorse: where's hot Ben? all I can see is someone's nose?
Squiidd_pope: lrrJUDGE
Bailite: I can't handle this level of TENSION.
ShinerCCC: JAAAADGE
Kumakaori: wheeler is my favorite loser XD
thraximore: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LRRbot: Gideon, Ally of Zendikar [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [4] | +1: Until end of turn, Gideon, Ally of Zendikar becomes a 5/5 Human Soldier Ally creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn. / 0: Create a 2/2 white Knight Ally creature token. / −4: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +1/+1."
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: hahahahaha
Mr_Horrible: THE MIND GAMES
kinesthetics: benjam40Cowboymulder
Distrei: LOOOOOOOL
m0nkeyrama: LUL that was great
Elliebot9000: Wheeler had to dig through Ulmer's deck because his cards couldn't possibly win
twitch_xeo: LUL
Chaterino: 3 way tie still live PogChamp
Blasteg: RDW wins!
Viewers_Like_You: Yess, the three-way final is still possible!
Kumakaori: please highlight reel that XD
dragonclawjones: i missed that
silenceaux: Just dunk that deck in dipping sauce
Dix: The meats
Drummi_: benjam40Ranch
dragonclawjones: who won
hoktauri: I could go for a chicken bacon & swiss with some curly fries
ShinerCCC: red deck wins wins
Dix: Give us T h e M e a t s
Kalpho: roast beef with alot of ranch
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Ulmer won
Loonatic93: Ya know things are bad when you cast Blood Moon and still lose pretty quickly.
kerbalized_: game 4???
Defrost: Ben won
silvalunae: their jalepenio poppers are p fire really
aBoredBarista: Jamochan Shakes PogChamp
Elliebot9000: @benjamin_wheeler will you play this deck on stream I wanna see more of it
Bailite: I want to luxuriate in creamy cheeses.
kinesthetics: benjam40Wranch more like luxuriating in benjam40Wranch
x0den: so what happened and which ben won?
F1SHOR: another fun game :)
AttackCowboy: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Drummi_: PLAY FOR FUN!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Now Ulmer tried Belcher!
twitch_xeo: Show how Ben's deck is actually supposed to work?
TemporallyAwry: That was ... uncomfortably sensual lrrSPOOP
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: *tries
DialEcticDielEctric: Yeah!
DigitalSeahorse: at least it's not Wendy's, never eating there again until maybe they get a new owner
SpicyNapalm: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
djalternative: Nihilist Arby's is best twitter
riordand: Let's go
magicmaxcollazo: HAHAHHAHA BEN
zuchen_120: Dude you guys are awesomely entertaining :)
Kykiwi: huray bonus games!
MurficWPN: Woot!
magicmaxcollazo: you’re too much
kerbalized_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
F1SHOR: BONUS CONTENT!
natshido: LUL
Diabore: 4? didnt ben 2-0?
SableTiger: Time or Game C!
Dog_of_Myth: Play Magic for fun. What type of crazy people are you!!
AttackCowboy: benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw
kinesthetics: BONUS BELCHER
azureHaights: Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl
Drummi_: benjam40Haw benjam40Haw
kinesthetics: benjam40Yee benjam40Yee
SpectralData: Ben, where did you get your hair cut? looks good.
revjakenash: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
mastershake29x: @Diabore bonus game loss for wheeler for drawing 50 cards too many
F1SHOR: KFC is LIFE how dare :P
DigitalSeahorse: CEO ...top of franchise whatever
hacksaw07: i love this whole thing
Squiidd_pope: 🤠🤠🤠
DialEcticDielEctric: got it in one
Elliebot9000: did you just say "korean deep fried chicken"???? I've never heard of it and I WANT IT NOW
silenceaux: Vertical / Horizontal / Depth
azureHaights: Pick up your tokens, Ben
Tantar: lol
Jacobontherun1: MEGA CUT
Kykiwi: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
silvalunae: waow
riordand: Kentucky Fried Magic stream
Kalpho: I've gotten a dominos pizza and when I got home, I open the box and found out they didnt cut it
Type_One___: cheer100
kerbalized_: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
twitch_xeo: LUL
m0nkeyrama: oh myyy
AttackCowboy: lrrCREEPL benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive lrrCREEPR
kinesthetics: benjam40Twist
dranoshis: haha
Dog_of_Myth: !quote Ben
LRRbot: Quote #4855: "'I've got the dagger. It's in my pants.' 'That's a good place for it.'" —Ben and Ian [2018-03-26]
cookiem0nster: Korean fride chicken=best fried chicken
dragonclawjones: first time in lobby
Elliebot9000: BoRK
Elliebot9000: Berk
kerbalized_: BoRK
Distrei: bork
thraximore: hahahahhaahaa
SableTiger: Less of a cut and more of a splat
Bailite: Boy howdy.
DigitalSeahorse: hahahha
Elliebot9000: Flerk
Blasteg: Actually, if Jer lose we have to tiebreak right?
thraximore: otvevkwmtmvlwkm
kinesthetics: BEN
ritchards: can any of the other players move to here?
TemporallyAwry: So this is going to be a game.
Dix: 5 5 5 5 5
Squiidd_pope: LUL
djalternative: if serge and jer both lose don't we still have a tie between ben and jer?
GoblinRanger: slytqBORK slytqBORK
SpicyNapalm: Berk Flerk
azureHaights: Man, Ulmer is on flerk tonight
Bailite: @Benjamin_Wheeler is this deck a Big Iron?
Dix: PHRASING
silvalunae: 3 way tie?
Tantar: ha
revjakenash: benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch
Kykiwi: LUL
Mr_Bitterness: Take him out for ice cream!
Elliebot9000: wheeler you kinda are don't lie to yourself
Squiidd_pope: OH BOY
Blasteg: who was that?
kinesthetics: benjam40Cowboymulder
natshido: Go to Dairy Queen and get some dilly bars
revjakenash: Social benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch
hd_dabnado: IMA TAKE YOU TO ARBYS
DigitalSeahorse: Go Wheeler! lrrAWESOME ssandCOIN ssandHUG
ostcrammath: whys it always a subaru zeisThink
SableTiger: DROOPY IS HERE
aBoredBarista: lrrDILLY
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
LRRbot: Taiga | Land — Mountain Forest |
LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
riordand: Awwww
flatluigi: scary elf
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
djalternative: berk v flerk
DigitalSeahorse: 🤠 ssandNOM
LRRbot: Noble Hierarch [G] | Creature — Human Druid [0/1] | Exalted / {T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
monosceros: oh god, old llanowar art bloojMiro
scrapsavant: that elf is definately not pretty
Viewers_Like_You: ye
Elliebot9000: EGG
LRRbot: Shadowblood Egg [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Shadowblood Egg: Add {B}{R}. Draw a card.
hacksaw07: this game is just the highlight reel for the next month
m0nkeyrama: ouphe
SableTiger: Hey it's the elves from the other game.
DigitalSeahorse: 🥚🍳
azureHaights: Eggricultural
Drummi_: !egg
riordand: An eggy boy
Mr_Horrible: huh, why did I always think the eggs cost 2?
Pharmacistjudge: wow, an actual factual odyssey egg
NazakYuzak: LUL
FlyingUltraCar: Also it's gratifying that many other people were the "sitting and picking grass" kid
AttackCowboy: benjam40ExEnginExplosive gg
Pharmacistjudge: I wasn't sure they run those anymore
kinesthetics: Sometimes to make an omelette you have to crack a few eggs
Squiidd_pope: jayneF
LRRbot: Voltaic Brawler [RG] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/2] | When Voltaic Brawler enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / Whenever Voltaic Brawler attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, it gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
azureHaights: Cool Chronology!
zuchen_120: Omg msn. Yes.
ShinerCCC: sometimes you have to break a few omelettes to make a SUPER-OMELETTE
Mr_Bitterness: I still have Mumble installed...
gnome_friend: !findquote technology
LRRbot: Quote #1320: "I don't know what we did with that technology. We had it. Now we don't." —Paul [2015-12-21]
SableTiger: You need a time achine to use Skype so you can get support for it
natshido: This is so goddang hilarious
shdragon: ICQ!
azureHaights: Ventrilo
gnome_friend: !which cord
Dix: Discord Video chat is deece
NotCainNorAbel: skype, the forced thing of an office.
djalternative: everybody uses discord
natshido: @LoadingReadyRun Tic toc
Varrey: Is kik still a thing?
Pharmacistjudge: the floss
SerGarretCameron: or face time, if you bought into the whole MAC ecosystem.
Defrost: Paul you're on discord... you're part of the cool kids
Mr_Horrible: I legit didn't know Discord had video chat
samwonk: Skype is for doing phone job interviews.
LRRbot: Wild Cantor [{R/G}] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | Sacrifice Wild Cantor: Add one mana of any color.
SableTiger: Someone I now has the ICQ noise for their phone and it freaks me out every time.
MapleFoniks: Shouldn't ben be on 17? 2 from the shock 1 from the fetch?
drthvd3r: I love the four wins each.
madtrixr: oh serge........serge honey
Plaicoson: the zipper LUL
Distrei: Using a zipper to floss sounds painful.
Naarius: Serge is too pure
SableTiger: "Uh oh!"
djalternative: who calles it "the floss?"
red_shoes_jeff: Oh, Whiskers...
Bailite: Ben, don't let the Rodeo down!
Dog_of_Myth: !quote serge
LRRbot: Quote #4967: "Would anybody like to affect my water?" —Serge [2018-05-09]
gnome_friend: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #3703: "Accurate math has no place here!" —Graham [2016-12-07]
TemporallyAwry: Wasn't that just a Panalyst Joke though?
silvalunae: it's always going to be the mashed popatos to me
Bailite: Wheeler please, I have a family!
Muddy_Thunder: why isn't Jer in the friends chair?
blackwlf: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
Mr_Horrible: Be a Wild CANtor not a... wait, damn...
SableTiger: !findquote rodeo
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
riordand: I'm belching right now
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
Dog_of_Myth: !quote energy
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Cruel Tutor [2B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, then shuffle your library and put that card on top of it. You lose 2 life.
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride
Silver_Kn1ght: Be a Wild Can tor, not a Wild Cant or.
azureHaights: Dar Crit
DigitalSeahorse: AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
Mr_Horrible: cruel tutor NotLikeThis
blackwlf: Fingers crossed!
Kykiwi: math DansGame
x0den: !card empireal seal
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
AttackCowboy: benjam40Yee and I cant stress this enough lrrDOTS benjam40Haw
roboticgreninja: !card empty the warrens
LRRbot: Empty the Warrens [3R] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens. / Storm
m0nkeyrama: Never give up, never surrender
scrapsavant: when you need actually every tutor
Elliebot9000: This tutor makes you lose life not through any effect of casting the spell. He's just cruel and wants you to feel pain.
azureHaights: Cruel Tutor is the name of my Bananarama cover band
Bailite: Directly reduce your own life total plz.
Elliebot9000: storm is a lifestyle
Drummi_: Jer to tablefriend sport.
SamanthaVess: To be fair, you need a very high IQ to play storm
Drummi_: spot
djalternative: november 2019
Dog_of_Myth: !quote storm
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ShinerCCC: I speedrun Zelda 1 and I can't count to 10 either
SableTiger: How are there no Un-set Seal creatures?
Elliebot9000: "the more you pay for the lessen, the better you'll remember it"
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle your library.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Flavortown!!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Kumakaori: god help us all
Baldrash: Their German pronunciation makes me sad. lrrAWW
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: crying LUL
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Wilkommen auf Flavortown
Varrey: German Guy Fieri scares me
twitch_xeo: as a German, this is so weird to listen to LUL
riordand: I'm dead
LRRbot: Black Lotus [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.
Chaterino: German is now just loud french
azureHaights: um ACTUALLY it's Guy Feuer
FlyingUltraCar: Wilkommen to Duestchlander
eye_h_bar: German Guy Fieri is the stuff of nightmares
LRRbot: Regrowth [1G] | Sorcery | Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Kykiwi: green?
MurficWPN: these games are hilarious at least!!
queyote: Definitely Mann Feuer
monosceros: Guy Foyer
azureHaights: Herr Feuer
PhoenixMelior: uhh... Is this game 9?
LRRbot: Yawgmoth's Will [2B] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, you may play cards from your graveyard. / If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, exile that card instead.
Viewers_Like_You: ah yes, der largendice
MurficWPN: lol
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use your body to cushion your own fall.
gamercat88: drag shows
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Fabulous services
Mr_Horrible: Yawgmoth's Absolutely Will, Do Not Test Him
magicmaxcollazo: GERMAN GUY FIERI SKIT PLEASE!!!!
Dog_of_Myth: Magus of the WIll
clintdotzone: I want to be slimed at my funeral as I lie in my casket
NrgSpoon: is that Uh-Oh! or just You Can't Say That on Television?
red_shoes_jeff: Man, Ben. Now you got me nostalgic for Uh-Oh!
kerbalized_: get the belcher!
gnome_friend: !findquote coward
LRRbot: Quote #5505: "Put me in Smash, you cowards." —Graham [2018-11-11]
hacksaw07: get the belcher
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Countjondi: Ben wheeler can block warriors
hd_dabnado: oh
madtrixr: ben why
Kykiwi: XD
Bailite: I want to see this Belch.
LRRbot: Goblin Charbelcher [4] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Goblin Charbelcher deals damage equal to the number of nonland cards revealed this way to any target. If the revealed land card was a Mountain, Goblin Charbelcher deals double that damage instead. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.
riordand: Oh no
flatluigi: ahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Squiidd_pope: OH BOYYYYYY
SableTiger: "not like this"
DigitalSeahorse: anyone remember the show You Can't Do That on Television?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: knight of autum
riordand: This is the best game of the night
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
SableTiger: not anmore they can't
kinesthetics: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
itomeshi: Ben on Ben violence.
Dog_of_Myth: scoopsF6
coopdawg_22 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, coopdawg_22! (Today's storm count: 48)
SuperGiraffe: Which ben's parents is that supposed to be?
ShinerCCC: Ben pinging himself down to one less Charbelcher range
Jacobontherun1: I hope Ben wins
flatluigi: super: yes
kalateth: @DigitalSeahorse I do.... you really can't o that on TV anymore
Noodles_15: You'd be surprised what belcher does
kerbalized_: 2 non mtns left....
DigitalSeahorse: kalateth :P
fishmanfishfish: shouldn't Ben be at 16?
mortition: Ulmer should be at 16 , 2 fetches, 1 shock
MapleFoniks: I think he should be
2rrr_mirror_breaker: ya ben is at 16
2rrr_mirror_breaker: sorry ulmer should be at 16
Dog_of_Myth: !quote ben
LRRbot: Quote #5362: "...am I the library?" —Ben [2018-10-03]
riordand: 5 things you wouldn't believe about Belcher
revjakenash: <message deleted>Ben.... Sweet, Sweet Ben... There's a REASON you've never played against charbelcher
SpicyNapalm: Ben bulmer fetched twice and shocked
MapleFoniks: Double fetch, and shock
kalateth: want more secret sauce on the burger Digital?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: 2 fetches and a shocl
DigitalSeahorse: wait why are there 4 dots?
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's converted mana cost. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
MapleFoniks: MOVE TO CHEAT STEP
riordand: Game 5
flatluigi: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
EsperDerek1: Acidic Slime!
revjakenash: <message deleted>There were FOUR DOTS!
Dog_of_Myth: That's being mean to clown fiestas
Noodles_15: spellbreaker?
SableTiger: Go to Game E
ShinerCCC: IN B4 SHALAI
PhoenixMelior: I went away for a bit and I'm not sure what happened, but this scans
revjakenash: <message deleted>NotLikeThis
hd_dabnado: or less
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrGREED lrrJUDGE lrrFINE lrrHERE
SrMuskrat: 4 or less
Viewers_Like_You: c 3
SodiumFox: get knight of autum ...
Chartle: shalai? :D
secretbranch: x or less, wheeler
e_bloc: knight of autumn clap clap clap clap clap
sf_disco: Knight of Autumn
scrapsavant: I saw it
Baldrash: Leovold's 3, sadly.
secretbranch: oh my god
Drummi_: <message deleted>LUL benjam40Twist benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Ranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Wranch
jpss92400: get the Knight get the Knight
MurficWPN: this is soo good
jpss92400: benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch
SpicyNapalm: if Ben gets a rec sage or something... wheeler literally threw away the win in a casual game to show off the deck it would be such BM
m0nkeyrama: LUL LUL
Bailite: "Cool and Good" - I am made of suffering.
twitch_xeo: @Baldrash Eldritch Evo can search down
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHAHA
madtrixr: AND NOW
Dix: hahahahaha
madtrixr: YOU DIE
LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature — Dryad Knight [2/1] | When Knight of Autumn enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • You gain 4 life.
SableTiger: Go to CHAT step.
Kykiwi: XD
sf_disco: Gain 4
turtlemaster6666: play better
ShinerCCC: gain 4, make ben work for it
Bandyflounder: :(
MurficWPN: lol
Baldrash: @twitch_xeo You're right. I can read Magic cards. :/
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Elliebot9000: YEAS
EsperDerek1: Hahaha
Kykiwi: LULULULU
Dix: WOW
control_rig: Hahahah
thraximore: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SableTiger: *cheering*
Viewers_Like_You: b e a utiful
madtrixr: lmao okay
Haberdashed: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: awwww
SpicyNapalm: good on you Ben Clap
Mr_Horrible: what is happening
SodiumFox: i'm laughing so hard people are making sure i'm ok lol
kerbalized_: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Silver_Kn1ght: hahahahahaha
fishmanfishfish: slytqLegend slytqLegend slytqLegend
riordand: ᴘ ᴏ ᴡ ᴇ ʀ ғ ᴜ ʟ ᴍ ᴀ ɢ ɪ ᴄ
LRRbot: Mox Diamond [0] | Artifact | If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
bowsin_durrows: Nice.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Drummi_: <message deleted>benjam40Wranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Ranch
Distrei: LOOOOOOOOOL
Mr_Horrible: HAHAHAHAHA
EsperDerek1: HAHAHAAHA
blackwlf: YES!
kerbalized_: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Haberdashed: HAHAHAHAHAHA
control_rig: HAHAAHAHAHAH
secretbranch: YIKE
FubatPizza: PogChamp
Croc64: <message deleted>benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder
Haberdashed: YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Kykiwi: HAHAH
thraximore: OF COURSE
Dix: hahahahahahahahahaha
DigitalSeahorse: HA!
voslan: HAHAHAHAHAHA
SpicyNapalm: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
ShinerCCC: CHAR = BELCHED
RegisTKM: LUL
madtrixr: good bye wheeler
yoitstwizz: lmaooooo
cardboardhorde: HAHAHA
blackwlf: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
control_rig: Beautiful
jonasjonIV: nice
riordand: Ohhhhhhhhh
Drummi_: <message deleted>LUL LUL LUL
madtrixr: goodbye
PhorrestGaze: oof
destinyburgerz: HAHAHA
matufin0: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
malexus101: haahahahhahaha
SodiumFox: <<< Dead
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Silver_Kn1ght: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DarthRagnar815: gabyLul
Croc64: <message deleted>OUTPLAYED
shdragon: Ahahahahaha
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: LUL LUL LUL
Chaterino: YouDontSay
Baldrash: BELCHED
KartoffelKaiser: Ben inexplicably hosed by playing too many land.
welcome2egypt: LUL
BTC1220: Tried so hard but got so far
natshido: Wheeler what are you doing? LUL
e_bloc: you deserve it
The_Voices: oh my?
Squiidd_pope: Wow
revjakenash: <message deleted>jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky jrhwhiNeverLucky benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch
Pharmacistjudge: that's more of a Char...Cough not a real char belnch
Mr_Bitterness: All around me are familiar faces....
aBoredBarista: benjam40Wranch
Papperslappen: lrrWOW lrrWOW
PhoenixMelior: !card goblin charbelcher
LRRbot: Goblin Charbelcher [4] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a land card. Goblin Charbelcher deals damage equal to the number of nonland cards revealed this way to any target. If the revealed land card was a Mountain, Goblin Charbelcher deals double that damage instead. Put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.
mechmagic: tomScream tomScream
SableTiger: SICK PLAY BEN GOOD JOB BEN BEN WINS
Jandsnow: That's what you get for playing lands
sf_disco: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
secretbranch: SHOULDA PLAYED LESS LANDS
blackwlf: benginLol benginLol benginLol benginLol benginLol
Mr_Horrible: omgHands omgHands omgHands
AttackCowboy: benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw
riordand: This has never happened to me before
voslan: that's some cowboy magic!
Jandsnow: benjam40Ranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Wranch
croisvoix1: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
matufin0: tieThats tieReact tieAble
DigitalSeahorse: :D
RegisTKM: knight of autumn paid for itself!
SamanthaVess: Clearly this deck needs Mana Severence
kinesthetics: benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder
Bailite: Komm Süsser Tod.
andrew: god ben singing komm susser todd
Drummi_: <message deleted>LUL LUL benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
NazakYuzak: LUL
fredericosuave: lrrGREED
Drummi_: <message deleted>IM DYING!!!
LRRbot: Defense Grid [2] | Artifact | Each spell costs {3} more to cast except during its controller's turn.
zacharyisom: Alll around me are familiar faces._.._._._._._._._._
VerbalQ: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
LRRbot: Infernal Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Reveal a card from your hand. Search your library for a card with the same name as that card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / Hellbent — If you have no cards in hand, instead search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
riordand: Let's go
LRRbot: Three Visits [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
e_bloc: 20
LoadingReadyRun: This is game is non-canonical. I believe it is part of the FNPF Extended Universe
kinesthetics: WOO
Bailite: It's 18!
coelopteryx: goober levels off the charts right now, everyone in that building over there is at 11 Goober and i appreciate it a lot
kinesthetics: GOT THERE
thraximore: woooooooow
DrEinstein99: Im actually dying over here, people are concerned about me
Dog_of_Myth: Got em
Croc64: <message deleted>Utterly destroyed
midday_rendelnep: is this wrestling?
Bailite: YEE HAW
riordand: GOT THERE, BABY
ganondorf1559: YEE HAW
Jandsnow: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
SpicyNapalm: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
monosceros: who's tumbling down now
Dix: yeeeeee
Elliebot9000: a cowboy hat is for life
flatluigi: HEE YAW
Croc64: <message deleted>Oh shit that hat almost fits
Squiidd_pope: GG!
DrEinstein99: look hes dead
gnome_friend: yee
Sorteur: YEE HAW
Bandyflounder: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
AllTheoryNoPractice: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:55:16.
Juliamon: A few are fine.
Mr_Horrible: Yee Haw
Diabore: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
philipthecontrolplayer: yes haw
Squiidd_pope: OWL2019gg
jpss92400: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
D0ublesh0ts: YEEEE HAWWWW
Aztren: Yeet Haw
riordand: YEEEE HAAAWW
Noodles_15: YEE HAW
corpocracy: Respectful benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
ganondorf1559: HEE MY YAW
magicmaxcollazo: <message deleted>YEEEEEE HAAAWWWWWW
EOstby: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
kerbalized_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
electroswagnetism: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Croc64: <message deleted>benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Mulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
secretbranch: YEET HAAWT
Silver_Kn1ght: YEE HAW
SableTiger: He's already dead!
VerbalQ: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
OMCH01: yeehaw
Leafwind104: Yee, but get this, Haw
SodiumFox: stop stop my face hurts
kinesthetics: YEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWW
magicmaxcollazo: <message deleted>YYEEEYEEEYEEEYEEEYEEEE HAWWWWWWW
Drummi_: <message deleted>benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
DrEinstein99: yee haw
DigitalSeahorse: 🤠🤠🤠YEEEHAW
Juliamon: A FEW.
Pharmacistjudge: this is the dark match that occurs after the main event and the cameras turn off
revjakenash: <message deleted>benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Squiidd_pope: jayneF jayneF jayneF jayneF
Dix: Keep it reasonable people
blackwlf: So Jer has to buy ice cream, whoo.
SamanthaVess: Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, haw
Biffus1337: cowboy magic yeehaw
magicmaxcollazo: <message deleted>YET YEEEET YEEET YEEEET HAWWWW
Rockario: Yeeeeeeen haunch!
Aflax1: Haw Yee
Bandyflounder: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
felixphew: Twitch Pardner
SpicyNapalm: benjam40Haw benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Yee
andr3wgilmore: <message deleted>benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
red_shoes_jeff: When I say "Yee" you say "Haw!" YEE!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: YEEEEEEEEE HAW
SableTiger: YEHURR
Mr_Horrible: Twitch Partner Benjamin Wheeler? PogChamp
Haberdashed: WOW
Kykiwi: LOL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
control_rig: WOW
natshido: Shade PogChamp
Croc64: Woof
ShinerCCC: SHOTS FIRED
Silver_Kn1ght: WOW
Juliamon: Keep your YEEHAWs to 7 please
andr3wgilmore: <message deleted>benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch benjam40Ranch
madtrixr: yeeeeeehaw
dustydeeds: Yee, and I can't stress this enough, haw
zerg539: wait did I miss 9 land belcher?
Haberdashed: PAUL WITH THE SAVAGERY
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Damn paul
Ryenji: LUL
Jandsnow: called out on stream, owww
magicmaxcollazo: <message deleted>benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
coelopteryx: wooowwww dag yo
12reader: benjam40Yee benjam40Yee benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Haw
MadWolf1290: WOW
m0nkeyrama: Woooooow
SamanthaVess: WAOW
andr3wgilmore: <message deleted>benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Silver_Kn1ght: Paul going for the kill
Mr_Horrible: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: katesWa katesOw
Haberdashed: BIG BRAIN PLAYS
trulysharp51: Yee haw
akvar: katesWa guyjudgeAA guyjudgeOO katesOw
Croc64: Lot of tension in this room
magicmaxcollazo: <message deleted>benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Haw
DrEinstein99: waow
Bailite: I feel this BIG IRON.
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp
ryder0802: I've got my horses in the back
hacksaw07: i havent stopped laughing in the last 15 minutes
Mr_Horrible: 4 damage belcher LUL
SodiumFox: the man bun acts as a corset?
hacksaw07: amazing pitty game
Dix: CHAT Please don't spam emotes
SamanthaVess: Aww, no three-way
madtrixr: YEAHHH JWHITE
Kykiwi: woo jer!
Biffus1337: Pog
SableTiger: Don't you have to go to another province to get cowboy hats?
Squiidd_pope: 3 MAN TIE
Pharmacistjudge: so did Serge tie for 2nd?!?
nurovi: jrhwhiBeautifulPig
magicmaxcollazo: <message deleted>NO MORE GAAAMEEESSS :(
m0nkeyrama: Congrats Jer! seabatTROG
FlyingUltraCar: Congrats to Jer!
Tempest2097: Wow
SamanthaVess: 9 points!
SpicyNapalm: @jrhwhite Clap
NotCainNorAbel: well done Jer
magicmaxcollazo: <message deleted>WE WANT MORE CANLANDER
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DrEinstein99: yay congrats jer
thraximore: We do want more canlander
natshido: Gratz Jer!
magicmaxcollazo: <message deleted>jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig
red_shoes_jeff: Twenty SEVEN, you say!?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: *Insert OG ending to Evangelion*
Squiidd_pope: jayneSip
premiumcouch: jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig
ShinerCCC: PLAYOFF FOR 2ND
gnome_friend: Congratulations!
sivakrytos: ben's in fourth, friends
Mr_Horrible: I'm gonna have to catch up on these
gnome_friend: sergeMoly sergeFriend
Bailite: This League was super cool.
DigitalSeahorse: sergeHolyMoly
karmakamikaze: Everyone made top four!
thraximore: Moar!
MurficWPN: this has been great
NotCainNorAbel: The League was very cool
corpocracy: League forever?
sivakrytos: that's not how it works...
drthvd3r: This was sweet, and I hope to see the Summer League in a month or so.
DrEinstein99: p o w e r f u l l m a g i c
Bailite: Serge! How was Mark?
hacksaw07: this was so much fun
gnome_friend: sergeFriend
hacksaw07: please keep this up
red_shoes_jeff: You know what this means? lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
ryder0802: The league was awesome!
m0nkeyrama: Yay ice cream!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: The real Top 4 was the friends we made along the way
kerbalized_: this was awesome. FNPF should do more, maybe other formats too?
Dog_of_Myth: #ice cream
SamanthaVess: tap tap unsleeve
thraximore: hahahahahaha
felixphew: lrrDILLY
Aarek: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
SpicyNapalm: benjam40Ranch lrrDILLY benjam40Wranch
lutemuch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, lutemuch! (Today's storm count: 49)
DRMagnify subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DRMagnify! (Today's storm count: 50)
coelopteryx: top 4 friends, ah yes, myspace
natshido: MT Chair
gnome_friend: !findquote void
LRRbot: Quote #2233: "Translator's note: Dream Void means Ass." —Alex and Graham [2016-04-01]
SamanthaVess: M T Chair!
FlyingUltraCar: Chair!!!
secretbranch: mr. yager, i don't feel so good
StephenJM81 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, StephenJM81! (Today's storm count: 51)
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Chain-kun
blackwlf: The friends we Unmade along the way.
azureHaights: M. T. Cher
Bailite: #chairstream
felixphew: !findquote chair
LRRbot: Quote #4249: "He's probably going to try and kill me because I sat in the wrong chair." —Cori, about James [2017-06-02]
Hingadora: katesChair
Tempest2097: The real friends were the way we made along the prize!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: *Chair-kun
Dix: katesChair katesChair katesChair
SodiumFox: So Watching this I have 98 cards of 100 for a highlander deck i just need a plain ticket to Victoria ... and my passport .. but i want to be in the next league
fishmanfishfish: Mr. Yager, I don't feel so good
TheAwkes: katesChair katesChair katesChair
akvar: katesChair
Biffus1337: 50 months wowsie
Pharmacistjudge: the bens we made along the way?
DRMagnify subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 16 months!
DRMagnify: Happy to be here, love the highlander streams every time they're on
red_shoes_jeff: Famous Youtuber M.T. Chair!?
midday_rendelnep: katesChair katesChair katesChair katesChair
SamanthaVess: @HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable Lamp-senpai...
thraximore: I'm just glad I got to see Cam win with aristocrats :)
revjakenash: Have you ever met Jer and Ben?
PhoenixMelior: Ben and Jer almost NEVER play the same deck twice
riordand: I'm so proud of you, Wheeler
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Out of 4 times?
ChaoticObserver subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ChaoticObserver! (Today's storm count: 52)
magicmaxcollazo: please play more games
gnome_friend: sergeOffByOne
NotCainNorAbel: I liked that it changed week-to-week as people tried to figure out the answer to things also changing.
the_canuck_mystic: What is RDW ?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: One! More! Time!
gnome_friend: red eck wins
Baldrash: Red Deck Wins.
gnome_friend: *deck
DrEinstein99: Red deck wins
the_canuck_mystic: Oh,
shdragon: 5-color Good Stuff is fun
the_canuck_mystic: Thanks !
Chaterino: Tribal Flames! wooo
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG
shdragon subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, shdragon! (Today's storm count: 53)
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Swap Knight of Autumn for Cindervines.
djalternative: Robert Downey Will save us all
Viewers_Like_You: Hooray, more leaguery!
secretbranch: yaaay summerleague!
DigitalSeahorse: 🤠
Chaterino: VoHiYo
ryder0802: When will it start?
thraximore: YES!
drthvd3r: Yay!
ganondorf1559: WOO summer league! :D
thraximore: my summer is set :D
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I like Alex
Blasteg: do we know who will be in Summer League?
Bandyflounder: woo!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: The return of Belcher?
MapleFoniks: Have a good long weekend guys
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: With fewer lands?
Viewers_Like_You: WOW, Paul
flatluigi: cam is basic
magicmaxcollazo: cam with the shots fired
Kalpho: summer league? I hardly know her
kinesthetics subscribed at Tier 1.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kinesthetics! (Today's storm count: 54)
kerbalized_: Also, can we go back to how amazing Cam's soul read was????
Viewers_Like_You: Nordiques confirmed basic
magicmaxcollazo: i mean paul
Noodles_15 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Noodles_15! (Today's storm count: 55)
SableTiger: have Adam and Graham write the storyllnes next league.
magicmaxcollazo: hi jer i see you reading chat
thraximore: That mind read will go down in history, Cam
magicmaxcollazo: AMAZING
fishmanfishfish: slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
Tempest2097: Cameron with the SOUL READ
m0nkeyrama: Cam with that seabatBRAIN read
DigitalSeahorse: was Alex wearing suspenders the whole time?
TemporallyAwry: That is one of the more intense Cabal stories.
gnome_friend: !findquote human
LRRbot: Quote #2418: "You pile of human garbage!" —Beej, to Ian [2016-04-30]
TemporallyAwry: @DigitalSeahorse yes.
secretbranch: Well, Jer has his next powerful magic story
yoitstwizz: This isn't related to highlander, but any advice for getting into streaming?
DrEinstein99: Goodness I love this content! Thanks you guys!!
Pal_Friendpatine: !findquote mind
LRRbot: Quote #5117: ""out of sight, out of mind." "But I can still hear them." "out of sight, out of mind!"" —RebelliousUno and Serge [2018-06-27]
PhoenixMelior: lol Most Okay Ben
gnome_friend: cardkingdom.com
thraximore: It's been a pleasure, gents
gnome_friend: A kingdom of cards!
SpicyNapalm: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
gnome_friend: !findquote kingdom
Drummi_: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Viewers_Like_You: Card Kingdom: Patreon dot com!
natshido: Like nine land belcher?
SableTiger: A KINGDOM OF CARDS
monosceros: can we get a german kird ape?
DigitalSeahorse: TemporallyAwry ah cool
Elliebot9000: do they sell lands in sets of only 9?
gnome_friend: You're embarassing us
Juliamon: Button currently out of stock.
m0nkeyrama: I think they're out of that button now BibleThump
PhoenixMelior: tap tap unsleeve
drfox17: Oba Di Oba Die, PATREON~ LALALALA PATREON~
Viewers_Like_You: Patreon.com: A Kingdom of Cards!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: So, Belcher was our fault?
SableTiger: Can cnfr they sent me a Cheat Stp button when I ordered to finish my cube
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
PhoenixMelior: lrrBEEJ
flatluigi: is there like a car idling in the background?
SableTiger: Confirm*
magicmaxcollazo: i like alexs suspenders
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBEEJ
P4z4: !standings
Bailite: This Seattle posse sounds pretty cool.
Defrost: Beej is actually head judge
Dog_of_Myth: Hope you like dicks on your cards!
trulysharp51: I have the button right now
Pal_Friendpatine: lrrJUDGE lrrBEEJ
Pharmacistjudge: actually altered cards are be default "damaged"
m0nkeyrama: We believe in Beej
kerbalized_: altbeejes
SubWelcomesJustStarted subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, SubWelcomesJustStarted! (Today's storm count: 56)
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
DarkMorford: LOL
Trypt0phan: we Beleej
xantos69: cheer50 yay magic!
flatluigi: it's me! i'm heeeeeere
P4z4: Who ended up taking first?
m0nkeyrama: Jer did
flatluigi: <3 wheeler
akvar: Jeremy
cosarprime subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, cosarprime! (Today's storm count: 57)
Elliebot9000: you're all welcome!
Nathade subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Nathade! (Today's storm count: 58)
Tempest2097: Gottem
kinesthetics: benjam40Haw benjam40Haw
Croc64: #Gottem
kerbalized_: Ah, I see Paul fixed the muffin after beej broke it
Lieutenant_Bonerdongs: o7
Deftscythe: Slightly-to-the-leftenant bonerdongs
Bailite: @kerbalized_ I feel like I recognise that name...
kerbalized_: I get around
mega_mega117: MercyWing1 MercyWing2
99Problems_TwitchAintOne: happy babbo, his name is Chad
flatluigi: sorry that's phoenichrist
rs_ls subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, rs_ls! (Today's storm count: 59)
mega_mega117: MercyWing1 👊 MercyWing2
DigitalSeahorse: