DarkMorford: Cool. We're probably getting really close to where we start bringing other people from #programming on board.
cheetoJack: I hope so
wildpeaks: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Cori takes over Play it Forward for the next little while. She's checking out Horizon Zero Dawn. Game: Horizon Zero Dawn) at Mon 12:00 PM PDT (10m from now).
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Right in front of you.
wildpeaks: accurate, lrrbot
orbitaltuna: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Cori takes over Play it Forward for the next little while. She's checking out Horizon Zero Dawn. Game: Horizon Zero Dawn) at Mon 12:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
wildpeaks: robots soon, fellow nora
orbitaltuna: how far is cori through the game?
TXC2: Hello Everybody
wildpeaks: I'm not sure, watched several playthroughs at the same time, so I kinda forgot where each person is
Earthenone: from the title she is seven parts in so 18+ hours in?
Earthenone: i imagine still at zero dawns though
TXC2: we've gotten to the BIG BIG BIG spoilers part
Inquisitorgaia: @orbitaltuna shes almost done
wildpeaks: oh right, she entered that place
Inquisitorgaia: ayup
orbitaltuna: almost done? really?
Inquisitorgaia: past the point of no return for side quests
TXC2: Yeah Cori has been focused on story
TXC2: CONTACT
orbitaltuna: oic
Earthenone: well enjoy your murder robo dinos all
wildpeaks: still, even afterwards, we might want to grind a bit for better weapons, no ? given how punishing the final boss is
wildpeaks: (although, we can always change difficulty though, nevermind)
wildpeaks: lrrSIGNAL
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hieroglyphica: Hello all! Good afternoon to those who find it applicable
TXC2: hello hieroglyphica welcome
CoffeePrincess: hey, what have I missed!
wildpeaks: the countdown
Inquisitorgaia: things n stuff
TheAinMAP: katesAir
CoffeePrincess: haven't been able to watch for a while
TXC2: here we GO!
wildpeaks: oh hai
TXC2: Hello Cori
RebekahWSD: Hoi
TheAinMAP: Hello.
MinniChii: good afternoon
TreeGamer35: haiiiii
Inquisitorgaia: HI Cori
TXC2: #MondayPeople
noSmokeFire: Monday Noontime is my next DND character
CoffeePrincess: hellooooooo
hieroglyphica: @coffeeprincess we're coming up on some near endgame big story block
TreeGamer35: love the hat
TheSeg: katesWave Hello!
TXC2: US Robotic centre
CoffeePrincess: oh!
TXC2: down the tunnel of expositon
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MinniChii: Cori, I have been enjoying watching the VODs of this play through. it has kept me less angry as i have been sick in 5 different ways this past week.
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hieroglyphica: im excited! We left off in some real juicy story
sekunder: we're getting closer to the big story. you could say we're... zeroing in on it lrrBEEJ
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RebekahWSD: The sight thing is slightly disconcerting
Inquisitorgaia: they spawned there
noSmokeFire: aloy loves her ladders
hieroglyphica: theres gotta be an alternate entrance in the palace. i bet were gonna come up into the palace at the end of this
TXC2: Ladders are Aloy's one weakness
mtvcdm: We'll be able to answer SOME of those questions
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noSmokeFire: is the stream freezing my connection, or are other people getting it, too?
TXC2: stream seems fine here
noSmokeFire: hrm
TheMerricat: @noSmokeFire no issues on my end.
OmnipotentTrevor: Interesting hypothesis Cori
noSmokeFire: well that's good to hear
MinniChii: murder first
Inquisitorgaia: think the people in the breeding pod are from alabama?
TehAmelie: it just might be twitch doing stuff on your end, you could try ctrl-F5. but it's probably your connection
mtvcdm: Whether the past or the future, murder is an anytime thing!
TehAmelie: Alabama technically qualifies as a breeding pod right now so. . .
TXC2: chat can we not
CoffeePrincess: grab the fire spitter
TehAmelie: sorry i won't
Inquisitorgaia: wilco
noSmokeFire: we brought you here to get down
TXC2: story time
Alephred: That Zarya posture can't be good for Aloy's back.
SachielOne: OOoh, the big revea;
TXC2: fuck this is a TED talk :P
TehAmelie: her back is strong from 20 years of endurance and flexibility training
wildpeaks: so they made a GECK
CoffeePrincess: yeeeeeeaaaaa
CoffeePrincess: they made walle
TXC2: something something Genesis from Wrath of Kharn
mtvcdm: Cori, I sense you have Opinions
TehAmelie: are they gonna say what GAIA is short for? i don't care if it's something silly
wildpeaks: good ol' human hubris
TXC2: I mean theme naming makes sense
samwonk: Took a biology problem, made it a computer engineering problem.
DaMullet14: Is that us?
noSmokeFire: yup, down at the bottom
mtvcdm: Oh look, Hades
DentedPockets: No Zeus...
OmnipotentTrevor: It is not how many cauldrons there are
CoffeePrincess: there's less cauldrons than sub systems
noSmokeFire: @DentedPockets that's probably for the best
Xafty: nah, cauldrons are a specific part of this
TXC2: why Hades gets explained a bit later
TehAmelie: ah, the old monsters eating the sea of corruption to purify it
Xafty: if you think about what happens in a cauldron, you can figure out what sub-system it is
orellien2773: Greek goddess of childbirth and midwifery
DentedPockets: @noSmokeFire But who's going to make minotaurs, or have sex as a swan?
TehAmelie: maybe they worried Zeus was going to either zap the robots to death or make them invincible
Inquisitorgaia: thats hows the robots made right @DentedPockets
TXC2: so if you ignore that all that is probably impossible, it's a fucking cool concept
CoffeePrincess: Hephaestus is in the DLC
wildpeaks: because moms are cool
CoffeePrincess: spoilers
CoffeePrincess: shit, sorry
Inquisitorgaia: That not horse
samwonk: I feel like "we just need to solve AI and then we can build an AI to do it" is a very computer-people solution to other fields' problems.
dangerous_safety: fitting, considering mothers day was a week back
orellien2773: So, standard tech sector start-up contract.
OmnipotentTrevor: samwonk, it helps that the lore you can find shows they had pretty much already solved AI, there were just legal restrictions against building one
TXC2: 80 hours? so fewer hours then as a game dev? Kappa
TehAmelie: we still haven't had it here, so we're in the middle of the mothers period
wolfpool91: Hello everyone
TehAmelie: mothers season?
TXC2: hello wolfpool91 welcome
TXC2: TehAmelie better
hieroglyphica: woof
SachielOne: Crunch like everyone's life depends on it.
hieroglyphica: heavy for an nda
orellien2773: Cori's cheerful voice is just killing me :D
TehAmelie: bah, we eat dead bodies for breakfast
wolfpool91: I've been wanting to try this game
wildpeaks: because the robots might find out otherwise ?
SachielOne: Because they needed to buy time.
TXC2: becuase people are panicky idiots Cori
Alephred: We're saving the world - BUT NOONE CAN KNOW.
OmnipotentTrevor: Keep it a secret so humanity can keep fighting. Operation Enduring VIctory needed every human possible fighting to the death to keep the robots back
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun because if the world knew, they wouldn't fight hard and long enough to make it ossible.
CosmicDuctTape: hello Cori!
TXC2: hello CosmicDuctTape welcome
wolfpool91: Is this game fun?
tehlordofelves: if it wasn't a secret then people wouldn't be fighting since most people aren't going to be bothered to fight for a possible rebirth if no-one currently alive will be there to see it
wildpeaks: yes this game is fun
CoffeePrincess: They're keeping it secret so they have time to actually make it
TXC2: can you ever feel the back of ones tongue?
hieroglyphica: yeah, theres no way they had the resources to make some super habitat to keep these guys safe
CoffeePrincess: yea, what @omnipotenttrevor said
Inquisitorgaia: ai can be considered life
wolfpool91: What exactly do you do in this game?
TXC2: kill robo dinos
Inquisitorgaia: hunt robots
TehAmelie: shoot robot dinosaurs with arrows
tehlordofelves: shooty-shoot the robo-bois
wildpeaks: raide robots and smash all the things
CoffeePrincess: it's MY death, and I want it NOW
wildpeaks: *ride
sekunder: fwoof this game got heavy fast
TXC2: sekunder to be fair this is like 18 hrs in
wolfpool91: Sounds like my kind of game then lol
orellien2773: I mean, it's technically not Blue Sky research, there's a clear goal in mind.
Inquisitorgaia: its still only on ps4 :[
sekunder: @TXC2 good point. i guess i should say, this game sure did build up a lot of weight to dump on you
TehAmelie: and i mean we saw that the old world ended with people dying in their beds in bunkers about five minutes in
TXC2: sekunder oh indeed
DentedPockets: Like the 3 seashells.
OmnipotentTrevor: resources tab
OmnipotentTrevor: oh, never mind
lare291: !next
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TXC2: like this is full tilt EVERYTHING on earth died
Inquisitorgaia: oom
TXC2: How are these people in here?
CoffeePrincess: it has a build up
orellien2773: "Wait, how did these baddies get in here?" "...eh, we needed a fun action beat to break up the misery."
TehAmelie: totally it worth carrying that around for hours
wildpeaks: did they come in when we vented the base ?
TXC2: must have
DentedPockets: That's just a roman candle gun, isn't it.
mtvcdm: Probably.
TXC2: DentedPockets more like bottle rockets
TehAmelie: roman candles can F you up
kalateth: I shudder at the thought of using heavy weapons on squishy targets
orellien2773: They're almost certainly just in here for pacing reasons, breaking up the story stuff with some fighting, especially considering how f'n heavy this part of the story is.
noSmokeFire: you'd think they'd learn bringing bigger guns just means aloy killing you with bigger guns
TXC2: kalateth never watch Rambo 4 then
wolfpool91: so is your main weapon a Bow and Arrow?
TXC2: he uses a 50cal on human targets
TXC2: wolfpool91 yeap
Laurence72: Ha! Mom told me that degree would never amount to anything! SUCK IT, MOM!
kalateth: @TXC2 thats rambo though... the man with infinite ammo and the ability to shot down choppers with arrows
wildpeaks: A R T
TXC2: kalateth that he is
TehAmelie: the game plays up the bow a lot but you're really just as good with spears, traps, tripwires and slingshots that shoot bombs
Inquisitorgaia: its why theres so many shrooms here
samwonk: If an art speaks in the future, and no one is around to hear it...
Diabore: art?
TXC2: !clips
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noSmokeFire: want that zero d
TXC2: Hey Ladies, I got Zero D........wait
OmnipotentTrevor: Good ol' natural extinction by robot swarm. True act of nature
TXC2: ah Travis Tate you glorious bastard
TehAmelie: you can't spell HZD without ST...wait
Grevas13: i love tate as a character
Diabore: that takes commitment
ANameYouCanRead: And that's how you get zero D
canoecrasher: Were you carrying a giant gun?
MrSVCD: Ow, My hand!
canoecrasher: Can it open ancient bunker doors?
canoecrasher: I've never played this game...
noSmokeFire: LULDR
SachielOne: The automatic ones are key info you need for puzzles
OmnipotentTrevor: The ones that play automatically are the ones like this, that are required for figuring out a puzzle
OmnipotentTrevor: They didn't want you to skip it and give up
noSmokeFire: this is a terrible security system
TheMerricat: first one is set wrong.
Grevas13: i'm still of the opinion that these puzzles are the only bad part of this game
cuttlefishman: I mean, the security is that these aren't normally accessible?
cuttlefishman: maybe?
Grevas13: this set isn't transposed, the one across the room is.
OmnipotentTrevor: Or maybe this isn't the one that's transposed?
wildpeaks: eventually, kids won't know what "clockwise" means because they would have grown up only with digital blocks (might even already be the case)
wildpeaks: *digital clocks
SachielOne: @wildpeaks That's already happening.
noSmokeFire: supposedly a lot of teenagers have trouble reading analog clocks for exactly that reason
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TehAmelie: then they're going to have to go outside to figure out "solar-wise" and reinvent the whole thing
SachielOne: Need to find a replacement node for that lock
Grevas13: @wildpeaks i was actually worried about this. asked my nephew how to read my analog watch. apparently they taught it at his school.
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
OmnipotentTrevor: I'm 32, and I have extreme trouble with clockwise and counterclockwise
wildpeaks: that's good to hear Grevas13
TXC2: I have no problem with clockwise/anti-clockwise, but boy I find it hard to read an analogue watch
wildpeaks: one of these doors codes is going to be the konami code isn't it :D
TXC2: wildpeaks we've already had that door
OmnipotentTrevor: Look at the FARO logo
wildpeaks: oh wow :D
noSmokeFire: in fiction, why are these even holograms
Inquisitorgaia: cause
noSmokeFire: for a game that normally justifies its gaminess really well, this feels. very silly.
OmnipotentTrevor: Cori, look at the logo on the code
Inquisitorgaia: FARO is upside down
TXC2: everyone had a Focus, so the AR highlghts it
TehAmelie: i just remembered, it was the first time i found one of those puzzles i put the game down until now
wildpeaks: 180°
QuantumTwitch: its upzide down
Grevas13: @noSmokeFire there are even sillier puzzles in the expansion.
noSmokeFire: I repeat: this is a TERRIBLE security system
Alephred: Gameplay!
DaMullet14: Is this a password written on a sticky note stuck to the monitor
wildpeaks: this is like that game Ben & Adam were playing where the code of the safe was above the safe :D
sekunder: as a mathematician, i take umbrage with the use of the word "transposed" here >:(
noSmokeFire: this is a password attached to a monitor in neon lights
wildpeaks: like putting the password on a post-it note
TehAmelie: i guess they meant only people with the right coded focus should be able to see it
sekunder: i mean technically it's an order two symmetry, but...
TXC2: to be fair, most passwords exsist to stop off site hacking
cuttlefishman: is on site hacking better?
wildpeaks: narrator voice: we're not going to avoid contact
Grevas13: time for "stealth"
KinoGami: ah i never made it to the part where zavala talks in your ear
samwonk: There's something very Gears-y about the aesthetic and the narrative design of this game.
noSmokeFire: she's crouching, and therefore invisible in this *tiny room*
TXC2: cuttlefishman people who physically break into a place tend to be after different things then hackers
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Light a fire in your crotch.
TehAmelie: seems applicable
wildpeaks: that's not Now Kiss, lrrbot
noSmokeFire: unless the WAH
wildpeaks: we sure lit a fire in their crotch though
Grevas13: the w4stedWaaagh ?
samwonk: I dunno if "+690 Human Kill" undermines the big narrative beat this scene is supposed to be.
TXC2: man theres like when you go to take a sip, then relise just how thirsty you are and down half your drink :P
cuttlefishman: how is the metal
TXC2: *nothing like
cuttlefishman: not corroded
cuttlefishman: if there is so much water to form stalagmites and stalagtites
cuttlefishman: in this room
TXC2: non ferrous perhaps?
wildpeaks: good ol' humans: life is almost obliterated, but they still try to kill each other
TehAmelie: it was the science future, clearly they beat corrosion
cuttlefishman: all of it?
cuttlefishman: the entire thing is non ferrous?
wildpeaks: Kobe
Grevas13: they beat pollution, so I imagine they figured out how to beat corrosion mostly.
DentedPockets: twofer!
SharpCookies: what a SHOT
TXC2: who says this is all metal? could be plastic, could be ceramic
Inquisitorgaia: waves!!!!!
Grevas13: and in the grand scheme of things, these ruins haven't been down here that long.
TehAmelie: maybe the vaunted plastic-steel alloy
wildpeaks: so nice of them to bring you a big gun
cuttlefishman: but they've been arround long enough
TXC2: Warhammer 40K Plasteel
cuttlefishman: for stalagmites to form
OmnipotentTrevor: What a coincidence, explodies were Adam's favorite too
KinoGami: yea, stalagmites take a loooooong time to form this size
cuttlefishman: like... 10cm ~ 1000 years
cuttlefishman: right?
sekunder: the ol' rope-a-dope
StreetCornerPoet: The most dangerous game of ring around the rosey
TehAmelie: i think they gave us a timeline of just under 1000 years?
Inquisitorgaia: its more like duck duck goose
DaMullet14: Well that answers that question then
Grevas13: then the dev team screwed up on stalagmite growth rates, or did it for the sake of coolness. it's only been 1000 years since zero day
OmnipotentTrevor: Yeah. though these could be a drip from a cooling system?
DaMullet14: Clearly these are manmade stalagmites for aesthetics
Grevas13: and that's not a spoiler, we already know that by this point.
DaMullet14: this room always looked like this
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Watch out for hidden robots.
wildpeaks: lrrbot on point \o/
OmnipotentTrevor: I know a leaky freezer can form stalactites in like, a week
TheAinMAP: Always make time for loot, right?
TXC2: oh rule of cool is 100% the reason for the size of the stalagmites
TehAmelie: heeh the invisible robots here would be ba
TehAmelie: d
cuttlefishman: In context, the NA plate moves at like... 15–25 mm per year
TXC2: grate Hair
TXC2: *great
KinoGami: "what is robots made the robots"
KinoGami: what if*
Grevas13: @cuttlefishman at some point, you have to let suspension of disbelief take over. this is a game with a robot trex
cuttlefishman: I want my robot trex to be in realistic caves
TehAmelie: i wish they would comment more on the surreal appearance of the people in the holograms. purple hair? synthetic fibers?
CamelAttack: Gaia: Could I design a robot so big that even I couldnt build it?
TXC2: robots making robots is literately the singularity
OmnipotentTrevor: emthemarvelous from their perspective, everything already went wrong. There's only up from there
Inquisitorgaia: probably a prize for robotics
KinoGami: i mean this looks pretty down to me Kappa
TehAmelie: when the surface population reached 1 million no wait that's another anime
TheMerricat: made up prize probably based on names from today's robitists.
wildpeaks: it's designed to save "life", maybe it didn't specify it should preserve humans
wildpeaks: we did mess up life the last time around, so it would make sense
TXC2: go a bit further and the why gets explained.....ish
KinoGami: TehAmelie be the drill that pierces the heavens?
TehAmelie: if only
emthemarvelous: OmnipotentTrevor I feel like the fact that we are here killing stuff means that it did go wronger
Inquisitorgaia: but what about the drill that creats the heavens
OmnipotentTrevor: emthemarvelous Humanity is alive. That's an improvement, killer robos or not
TXC2: I think we're back in exposition times
Laserbeaks_Fury: That was the room you were jst in
Jay_Blanc: You were already in that room.
TXC2: why is there a new Tehran.....what happend to the old/current one?
noSmokeFire: @TXC2 robots
TXC2: touché
wildpeaks: the answer is always robots
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mia would TOTALLY have been here
emthemarvelous: yes
Inquisitorgaia: a couple above
TXC2: no it's 2 above a peta
TXC2: it's peta < Exa < Zetta
emthemarvelous: (Also the Z in ZFS)
cuttlefishman: does this mean
Alephred: Oo, are we in the game.
MrSVCD: 10²¹ byte
cuttlefishman: that when they were being taught
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's why everything Aloy see is like a game ui
cuttlefishman: they were in... Zetta shift?
OmnipotentTrevor: Hurray for future math blasters and Oregon Trail
Alephred: I do not want augmented reality Oregon Trail.
samwonk: Basically they need a very fast fossil printer, something that can read ...fossils... as data, and a search engine.
noSmokeFire: ah, yes, DNA is well known for stability
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Inquisitorgaia: HA
TLBlitz: Horizon: Zetta Dawn
TXC2: SUB HYPE 18
VoyRising: Hello Cori! Hello chat! sergeHi sergeFriend
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Laserbeaks_Fury: Not blood, fossils
noSmokeFire: aloy is just going to turn to DNA-less goop
SpacePotato01: it sure is good that DNA doesn't randomly change with time.
OmnipotentTrevor: and then suddenly this becomes an Assassin's Creed crossover
TXC2: remember: acording to star trek, our DNA still has the part to make us a spider Kappa
noSmokeFire: It's a Metaphor
TXC2: hello VoyRising welcome
Jay_Blanc: That's not how DNA works. You *can* hide data in DNA if you know how to. It's... Just we don't know how to construct DNA very well yet.
wildpeaks: am spider, can confirm
DaMullet14: TXC2 I mean technically, yes? Similarly, the alphabet still has the part to make the complete works of shakespeare
SpacePotato01: It is an interesting concept though. It might even be possible to build RNA based computers.
Jay_Blanc: Genetics really does have a substantially amount of redundancy and 'wasted space' that you could stuff things into.
DaMullet14: Weird of them to theme everything after greek gods and then throw in a Simpsons reference here
Jay_Blanc: DNA for the most part is self correcting. (RNA is not, and that's why higher forms of life are DNA based not RNA based.)
mtvcdm: Sorry Papua New Guinea, you had too many languages.
mtvcdm: Some of them had to go.
tehlordofelves: that's not really a thought I ever had when playing
marislavender: maybe he's in yoir focus?
noSmokeFire: is him being a douche a mark for or against him being a human person?
kalateth: flames and screaming people usually gets attention
wildpeaks: "free pizza in this room"
wildpeaks: that should get their attention
hellsmayo: heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy
MrSVCD: Now I have seen Yas cat as well. my life is better now.
VoyRising: sniper no sniping
oyleslyck: apparently an exploding person isn't enough to aggro enemies
noSmokeFire: aloy tacks up a sign that says "Free Beer! ...now that I have your attention, fire arrows"
wildpeaks: "must be the wind"
noSmokeFire: arrows: not interesting. rocks: VERY interesting
Jay_Blanc: They're people who joined a death cult to serve a scary robot voice. You can't expect much from them.
Alephred: Oo, Horizon Zero Dawn is getting a PC port in 'Q4 2018' (and God of War in 2019)
Count_Nodonora: Lol, they REALLY don't want to investigate the weird person killing them all.
wildpeaks: apparently they do not want to play fetch
noSmokeFire: @Alephred wasn't that an April Fools article?
kalateth: I'm starting to question just how effective these guys can be as a threat when they ignore their guys dying in filames
cuttlefishman: how does it feel
cuttlefishman: to war crime
noSmokeFire: (I fell for it, too)
kalateth: flames even
Alephred: @noSmokeFire Oh crap, you're right. I have a sad now.
Laurence72: I've heard of being deep into your work, but these guys take the cake
noSmokeFire: same :(
wildpeaks: sneaky sneaky
TXC2: Cori "the Silent killer" Dickinson
VoyRising: wow
oyleslyck: much deadly
SharpCookies: this makes me wanna go back and play this game, I almost 100% completed it but i haven't done the dlc yet
Jay_Blanc: Cori "Silent, but Deadly" Dickinson.
TheAinMAP: Cori is so good at stealth, she can't even be noticed when she wants to be.
Laurence72: He's thinking, Finally, those whiners have shut up
Count_Nodonora: Ummm, I think the AI decided that Cori was too good and gave up.
wildpeaks: our gun now
DentedPockets: something something, best laid plans of mice and men.
TehAmelie: pattern recognition is one thing we haven't been able to create in AI
PaperDoopliss: Aren't all guns deathbringer guns?
marislavender: Sylance sounds like Zavala from destiny
TLBlitz: Ally put too many points in stealth for her Focus level ups and now she turns invisible when she crouches
OmnipotentTrevor: The DLC adds what I think is the best NPC in the game. A type of character I really wasn't expecting to get to stick around.
Jay_Blanc: PaperDoopliss: Not really, most guns are deathgivers.
noSmokeFire: travis, GTFO
oyleslyck: top knot bro
wildpeaks: he dun goofed, hasn't he
orellien2773: God, I love Travis :D
TXC2: Everything about travis adds up
Juliamon: Travis is such a good character. What a douche.
PaperDoopliss: Travis is the worst and he's perfectly realized
TXC2: to be fair, this all makes sense
DaMullet14: I mean... yes? that's how it worked the first time
noSmokeFire: this is an unfair representation of a fictional mythological personality.
noSmokeFire: Hades would never do Persephone wrong like that
wildpeaks: a flawless plan, surely
noSmokeFire: this is like. Chronos.
cuttlefishman: its hella metal
DentedPockets: I feel like, personifying the AI with their own values is... a poor plan.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Custom made Arch-Enemy
TXC2: heckin metal
noSmokeFire: wayyyy down, in Hades Town
SharpCookies: way dooown under the groooound
noSmokeFire: :D
Jay_Blanc: So. Now you know this. Look around, and notice all those stalactites... Things took a lot longer than a few thousand years.
TLBlitz: Travis, stop listing the names of your defunct metal bands
TehAmelie: i like the capitalization of Her
Grevas13: @Jay_Blanc the stalactites are misleading. we know by this point that it's only been ~1000 years since zero day.
TehAmelie: it's not just personification, but deification
Jay_Blanc: Grevas13: No, you don't. That's the idea of what you *just learned here*.
mtvcdm: alligators
cuttlefishman: is this clean code
cuttlefishman: this seems... a bit of a work around
noSmokeFire: this seems like an aggressive handwaving
PaperDoopliss: Clean code is a myth
Grevas13: there was a timestamp in the faro building. yes, we know the timeline already, and it's only about 1000 years.
wildpeaks: so he used magic numbers in code. should have used Travis CI to test his code :D
TXC2: "Clean" code ain't a thing, ALL coding is a cluge
Tehbeard: Well it's working from a base mix of perl and python 2 so....
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: homeboy is meeting the walrus
noSmokeFire: what the FUCK, travis
cuttlefishman: Travis is a garbage human being
OmnipotentTrevor: Honestly, even by the end theres still things we don't know for sure about what went wrong here, even if we have the bulk of it. A lot of room for learning about in the sequel I guess.
Alephred: Is 'Making a Millipede' this world's 'Human Centipede'?
TehAmelie: Tokyo Gore Police didn't make it? D:
cuttlefishman: "Do you want to make a millipede?"
DentedPockets: Extreme Millipede: Home Edition
Grevas13: the timeline is also reinforced later on, but I don't want to spoil anything.
TXC2: !break
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Inquisitorgaia: it doesnt have to be a millipede
emthemarvelous: It is very hard to do, unless tate submitted it.
Diabore: it wasnt entirely rejected, it was in there once, the othe 16 times he submitted it were rejected\
DentedPockets: Or that great game show, Who Want's to be a Millipede!
TehAmelie: fun fact: no millipedes have close to 1000 feet
TehAmelie: i think the record is either about 300 or 600
TXC2: I wager it's the 300 one
emthemarvelous: 750ish
wildpeaks: that's a lot of feet to coordinate in such a tiny body
Alephred: I imagine it's two legs per body segment?
emthemarvelous: (750ish for females, 560 for males)
TehAmelie: probably
Jay_Blanc: Did you know that Snakes move in the same way as Milipides, their ribs are dislocated from their spine and used as feet hidden beneath their skin.
emthemarvelous: Illacme plenipes,
Jay_Blanc: And now you can never unknow that.
Alephred: Millipedes don't consciously make their legs work, they just send an impulse down their central nerves.
TXC2: also theres only one known speices that has an odd number of leg pairs
Alephred: So their legs naturally ripple.
TXC2: also Were back
wildpeaks: teeny tiny snek feet
Diabore: cant wait for panelists 2: the panelling
Grevas13: a what skeleton?
Alephred: Mola mola: nature's D student.
noSmokeFire: snakes seem like a great place for inspiration for how to make robots that don't need legs, since walking is a pain...except they just walk with their bones
Alephred: aka Sunfish.
TehAmelie: why not Olympus?
Grevas13: that's pretty rad
TXC2: worlds dying but the Law is still the law
KinoGami: googling mola mola, related terms: fish, giant, useless,...
WithoutAnAce: Yep
wildpeaks: cradle facility you say, hmm
Tehbeard: As futurama pointed out, it's a dead language at this point
TXC2: why would they? it's fench
WithoutAnAce: "So vous êtes prets" - if you all are ready
TehAmelie: Transmetropolitan tells us French will become illegal in the future
noSmokeFire: Sylens is a suspiciously quick study
TXC2: noSmokeFire to be fair so are we
noSmokeFire: fair
OmnipotentTrevor: TXC2, it's an important law to maintain. Preserve humanity. I say leave the choice of genetic engineering up to the new generation that you make.
TXC2: OmnipotentTrevor fair point
KinoGami: servitors? zavala? this is just destiny Kappa
mtvcdm: One weird trick
Laurence72: lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: I like the idea of an AI scale
Tehbeard: So do the disciplinarion bots use belts or shoes?
noSmokeFire: as far as "things that can go horribly wrong with unintended consequences" blind genetic modification is up there
noSmokeFire: @Tehbeard disapproving looks
TXC2: yes aloy, put it all together
TehAmelie: has anyone questioned why they're speaking English yet?
Laserbeaks_Fury: She's very smart
Tehbeard: Default setting on the OS of the cradle tubes @TehAmelie Kappa
cheetoJack: TehAmelie I believe that is explained at some point
sekunder: and that's why we get tall bois!
OmnipotentTrevor: The computers speaking at them speak English. And we know right now that the Nora at least heard the computer voice from the door.
Laserbeaks_Fury: And thats why some of the robots are dinosaurs
wildpeaks: daww
TXC2: more like all the Dinos died and GAIA didn't like it
KinoGami: my only question is: do they still have cheeseburgers?
mtvcdm: We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story
noSmokeFire: Assassin's Creed Odyssey wasn't THAT bad
TXC2: KinoGami in theory yes, in pactice no
wildpeaks: Space: turns out it's not as safe as it sounds
TehAmelie: the invention of cheese is so unlikely, it would be reasonable if it didn't happen again
DentedPockets: Good news: Won't have space invaders.
KinoGami: what even is life without cheeseburgers?
TXC2: KinoGami healthy?
hieroglyphica: well, in a certain way, they CANT build spaceships can they?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, we can build spaceships
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wildpeaks: ouch that sucks x.x
hieroglyphica: but maybe they were genuinely trying to make Elysium. it just seems that while beseiged by robots they were kind of falling apart, if anything i just doubt it worked
Grevas13: except for that little while where it was, in fact, a lifeless rock.
TXC2: Good luck Khador1
noSmokeFire: get off our butt, sylens
noSmokeFire: a what can also be a who, don't be bio-biased
DentedPockets: Ninja robots!
noSmokeFire: can't she...email him the file
noSmokeFire: yeah, that's alpha
TehAmelie: they cloned Leonidas
cheetoJack: not big-hat-mc-scary-dude!
noSmokeFire: you have bombs and many shards of glass inside you
wildpeaks: so shiny
GarQuithnik: cutscene bombs.
DentedPockets: Motor oil
KinoGami: just waxed
TehAmelie: bad end
TXC2: as a reminder, this guy killed our dad
OmnipotentTrevor: I guess the warning at the start of that dungeon also fits story wise, because even though you can still do side quests, that was the last time that wasting time exploring the world makes sense to the pacing, because things have ramped up.
noSmokeFire: time for the arena scene in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
TehAmelie: well, on to NG+ i guess
KinoGami: why not reach through the bottom of the cage...
wildpeaks: neat necklace
KinoGami: where you know, your arm could be closer...
noSmokeFire: this guy looks like one of the androids from D:BH
Grevas13: the only thing i remember from that scene is natalie portman's outfit
wildpeaks: very metal peacock
TXC2: Grevas13 that may have been the point
noSmokeFire: he's a mad max villain
Grevas13: it was a formative time for me.
Diabore: where did he find all the bullets for that necklace?
TXC2: Grevas13 it was for a lot of us
noSmokeFire: @Diabore probably took them from robots
TehAmelie: this feels like the prison scene in Apocalypse Now. i hope they let us out and we just sneak up and kill them while they're sick
TehAmelie: spoilers for Apocalypse Now
hieroglyphica: omg he IS trying to bore us to death
hieroglyphica: spice up your monologue my man
wildpeaks: all according to keikaku
TXC2: TehAmelie I got confused and thought you meant the prison from the Deer hunter :P
BlazingFlames6073: helis needs a therapist
GarQuithnik: last i checked the sun doesnt care
Grevas13: this guy is very clearly a dragon. too boring for a big bad.
TehAmelie: bold talk for a guy wearing a peacock collar of bullets
noSmokeFire: this guy just lives to serve
hieroglyphica: 'well, ill watch you burn!' is like the ad hominem attack of villian monologues
tehlordofelves: this dude suffers from Bond-villian syndrome
noSmokeFire: "I've exclusively seen you in the west, but I was hoping to find you in the east"
noSmokeFire: this guy honks
wildpeaks: noooo
hieroglyphica: aw maaaannnn
TXC2: douche canoe
wildpeaks: this man is soo ded
TheAinMAP: Bye Focus.
KinoGami: whatever will we do without our mcguffin
Xenguin47: Hey, I get to catch one of my favorite games live!
TLBlitz: F is for Focus
GarQuithnik: backup mguffin?
wildpeaks: F
BaronVonPoppinOff: will the real Focus be the friends we made along the way?
Xenguin47: You look weird without your Focus, Aloy. :P
Grevas13: he projects well
Xenguin47: He's classically trained.
OmnipotentTrevor: BaronVonPoppinOff the funny part is, you aren't actually that wrong
Tehbeard: Losing the focus isn't the problem, the problem is the only ones you can get now don't have a headphone jack.
Laserbeaks_Fury: He's a tool alright
BlazingFlames6073: what outfit is Aloy wesaring now?
BlazingFlames6073: *wearing
Laserbeaks_Fury: No armor
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TXC2: her undergarments basicaly
BlazingFlames6073: :O
Padawan_Knight: @Tehbeard LUL
wildpeaks: oh this is not going to go as well as he thinks, isn't it
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
Diabore: praise the sun!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
wildpeaks: llaPraise
that_bronson_guy: He’s on speaker.. that’s how. That’s why he broke her Bluetooth
BlazingFlames6073: why helis? why the innocent behemoth?
TehAmelie: have we fought one of those before? maybe it's just like an angry capybara
Tehbeard: That elevator is not OHSA compliant
Xenguin47: How rude.
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noSmokeFire: time for bull-fighting
TXC2: and to watch a woman get dressed REAL fast
TehAmelie: loot box!
BlazingFlames6073: hit it with rocks
Xenguin47: Yeah, they're kinda dumb about that.
noSmokeFire: aloy: quick change artist
Laurence72: quick dressre
GarQuithnik: that was fast
TehAmelie: ha, a convenient dust cloud of modesty
TheMerricat: did we just wonderwoman transform?
OmnipotentTrevor: Aloy, playing it up for the crowd
NdroFox: Quick change clouds? It *must* be the [broken] future!
TXC2: Arrow time surely?
Xenguin47: I think you can still bullet time, just not tag
TehAmelie: eew, that came out of its front
BlazingFlames6073: she changed clothes really quick mid battle
noSmokeFire: the behemoth is evil, not rude. of course it gave her privacy to change
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Go around the lasers, not into them.
TheAinMAP: katesRip
TXC2: lrrbot on point
wildpeaks: we tried, lrrbot
noSmokeFire: Lrrbot on point _again_
azureHaights: The Indiana Jones school of dodging
hieroglyphica: surprisingly relevant!
TehAmelie: if we learned anything from Dark Souls, it's that not getting intimidated by giant bad guys and dodge rolling too soon is harder than it sounds
BlazingFlames6073: hit it with rocks
Xenguin47: Isn't the visit of the Zero Dawn facility right before this fight? I'm gonna have to go VOD that to enjoy Cori's reaction to it, aren't I?
TXC2: Xenguin47 indeed you are
Xenguin47: Le sad!
OmnipotentTrevor: Huh, just now realizing she's saying these tips out loud now because you don't have a focus, and you may not have scanned one of these before now
emthemarvelous: As cori continues to gall the bull...
Diabore: the big yellow thing under its belly is a weak spot btw
Grevas13: @OmnipotentTrevor i thought it was a nice touch. shows that she's still a good hunter even without the focus showing her weak points.
Padawan_Knight: ^^
TehAmelie: so many weak spots. it gets confusing when you can't just go for the head
wildpeaks: 1 is not 0
Padawan_Knight: @TehAmelie that's what Thor said LUL
TehAmelie: did someone see how much health we had left there? sure looked like 1
Alephred: It's missing the middle 1/3 of its body.
Laserbeaks_Fury: ops
wildpeaks: I think it will go boom ?
Xenguin47: How rude
BlazingFlames6073: (gasps) it's missing it's stomach
OmnipotentTrevor: freeze
SachielOne: Cryo
OmnipotentTrevor: cryo arrows (or freeze bombs)
TheAinMAP: Cyro arrow.
wildpeaks: Denied
Padawan_Knight: fidgSAD D E D fidgSAD
TehAmelie: it was going so well right until we died
tehlordofelves: freeze is OP in this game
emthemarvelous: There is a think that you blew off
emthemarvelous: the pod on the butt
Stevenc897: You can use the rope caster to hold it down to get a good shot in
7gorobei: you might have a coil that has freeze
wildpeaks: feisty little robot, this one
TehAmelie: wow you're raking in the XP just for dismantling it
TehAmelie: and blue loot too apparently
Xenguin47: I was pretty much mono-precision and tear blast arrows when I played. Something something default way of playing games is a sniper...
Grevas13: that was pretty much how i did my first playthrough. going through on the hardest difficulty really made hitting canisters necessary though
Xenguin47: It was really fun taking down T-rexs from outside of their detection range... and then I had to fight one waaaaay too close for my comfort and I was all, "Oh... wow, these suckers are really tough!"
TehAmelie: the sling seems to be where all the DPS is
wildpeaks: looks like another robot took a bite out of it with its belly missing
Xenguin47: I did have my sling tricked out with all the damage boosting weaves and spammed big bombs when I stumbled too close to something.
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Dance like there's no gravity.
TehAmelie: i'm gonna call that boss "rocks fall, everyone dies"
mtvcdm: Finally, the rock HAS COME BACK to Cori
wildpeaks: I'm not sure the robot will accept a dance-off
Laserbeaks_Fury: Broke your stupid crap, moron!
Tehbeard: technically, it came out the ground
TehAmelie: Aloy had a point i think, the thingies on its head might stop the earth spraying attacks that seem to kill you most the time
TehAmelie: *if you smash them
Laserbeaks_Fury: Behemoth used Seismic Toss. It was VERY EFFECTIVE!
wildpeaks: straight domed
Xenguin47: This Play It Forward is making me really wanna replay this for myself. I wouldn't have to do the DLC after the main game like I did the first time, too. :P
wildpeaks: the greeed
TheAinMAP: So close.
TXC2: poop
ReynardWrecca: Ah, the ol' "throw a rock" tactic. Smart.
TXC2: guess whose back, back again
TehAmelie: peeling the rhino
TehAmelie: sounds like a great name for something
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, it was a big rock...
erloas: why do they even keep track of ammo if you can pause mid fight and make more pretty much constantly
TXC2: how else would you know WHEN to make more ammo?
TehAmelie: so you can also collect resources to increase your ammo limit
Xenguin47: Because it's not really a "pause" so much as a slow down
mtvcdm: We got dun plowed.
TehAmelie: daang, straight steamrollered
noSmokeFire: the nerd did eat it, but "it" was you
Xenguin47: I've had machines pound me out of anno-making before
Jay_Blanc: I assume "Lift attacks" means "Rock attacks"
noSmokeFire: this machine is a lyft driver
Xenguin47: Behemoth, do you even Lift!?
Grevas13: the big rocks that it uses gravity to throw, yes. it can still spray rocks even after its face components get shot off.
TehAmelie: i like that there are so many different ways to play this. like even the ammo limit thing, you can go low if you favor micromanaging or go scouring the land for racoon bones and junk to craft bigger pouches if you're more into the long game
Xenguin47: When in doubt: set it on fire
TehAmelie: killed it with fire :D
Grevas13: fire is always good advice for corrupted machines
TheAinMAP: katesChicken
TehAmelie: more like manifest destiNOT
Xenguin47: Let's find out the melting point of behemothite!
erloas: our biggest baddest creature couldn't get her, lets try these smaller ones
noSmokeFire: he DOES exist
Inquisitorgaia: see those are horses
noSmokeFire: and he knows how to override machines, somehow
TehAmelie: this is a bit like when the crooks spray Superman with bullets after he stops their car with his crotch
Padawan_Knight: K I T T I E S TakeNRG
TXC2: he learned it from us
Laserbeaks_Fury: Seems to be some kind of Sawtooth SLam!
bowsin_durrows: !uptime
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noSmokeFire: @Laserbeaks_Fury :D
TXC2: TehAmelie and then they throw the guns at him and he ducks
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: shoulda flipped him off as you rode away
orellien2773: Hey, data backup is important!
bowsin_durrows: I just got here, so I'll go to the vod.
Grevas13: sure, let's call him a good guy
noSmokeFire: his LED underlighting is really unsettling
marislavender: he's literally black Zalava
Alephred: Is Sylus covered in implants?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: Sylens? more like Google
TXC2: Father Aloy, Rost was your Father
TehAmelie: he's just really into case modding
tehlordofelves: Sylens is a Banuk
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah it's machine wire woven into the skin
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a Banuk thing
OmnipotentTrevor: Those LED skin implants are neat. It's something the Banuk do, if you ever go to their camps (showing that Sylens was Banuk at one point). They worship the blue light, so the graft machine lights into their skin
SachielOne: Do you monitor my Focus when I pee?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: Tuvok how do you feel about living long and or prospering
Xenguin47: Sylens is an ass, but he's at least in favor of humans staying alive.
orellien2773: Sylens is such a good character. He's not a *good* guy, but he doesn't really bullshit you either.
noSmokeFire: "I have to wash my hair"
noSmokeFire: if you were just, like, 20% less of an ass you'd be really cool, Sylas
orellien2773: @Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver He's voiced by Lance Reddick, not Tim Russ. He's soooo good :D
TehAmelie: "i have to reinvent head wax and polish my head" might be more plausible
Scrubbodiestobears: i'm just waiting for Sylens to tell us that whether we wanted or not, we've stepped into a war with the cabal on mars
OmnipotentTrevor: I love how it makes sense the Banuk would revere the blue light too. Machines with blue lights are friendly, and when they get mean the blue light goes away. It's a pretty direct observation
TehAmelie: the blue light is the gods speaking to them through the machines. wait now i'm scared of my desktop chassi full of red light
noSmokeFire: how far we've come
Xenguin47: Sylens is a high-functioning sociopath. <.< He cares about, in order, Sylens, information, Sylens, and the Old Ones.
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can't fast travel directly into the embrace
orellien2773: That's not ominous at all!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this like when you're playing a horror game and suddenly find the "Hide" prompt?
Diabore: did you know you can get an unlimited fast travel kit cori?
Diabore: alright
Laserbeaks_Fury: Quick, rub some red flowers on him
Padawan_Knight: the (ever so slight) advantage to the unlimited kit is that it's a one-time purchase and then you can sell the other kits as you get them
Diabore: less bleed out more bleed in
Grevas13: they do kind of throw kits at you in supply boxes and from human enemies. the only time i found myself running out was when i was fast traveling all over to 100% complete stuff.
Padawan_Knight: B I G jsnPANIC R O C K
TehAmelie: what rude manners, jumping straight over all your traps
Laserbeaks_Fury: Time for your horse to MOUNT an offensive
Grevas13: sigh
noSmokeFire: hades is SUCH an ash
mtvcdm: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TehAmelie: sounds fun
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
TehAmelie: seeya
LoadingReadyRun: TXC2 thanks :)
TheAinMAP: katesAir
TheAinMAP: Can you call the horse?
Grevas13: lrrFINE
Diabore: i think its down on the d pad
wildpeaks: isn't it one of the upgrades ?
OmnipotentTrevor: You need to unlock the "call horse" skill I think
TehAmelie: crap, you got that guy in the face and he didn't die. now he's going to kamikaze leap at you with exploding spears
TehAmelie: going WITNESS ME
kenny_roberts84: Hello
TehAmelie: those two look like they should mess each other up every step they take
Diabore: to be fair the hitbox on those rocks seems massive
TehAmelie: yeah they look like you need to time your i-frames to dodge them and i don't even know if you have i-frames
graal_smith: Oh, dis part
Grevas13: you kind of have to juke them. they throw at where you'll be if you're moving, so you have to zigzag.
graal_smith: It's my indigestion.
graal_smith: Noice
graal_smith: Totally clear, just ignore the yellow alert notices
Laserbeaks_Fury: FOR THE HORDE!
TehAmelie: first time i've seen a cut scene triggered by the boss leaving its area
mtvcdm: !smash
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OmnipotentTrevor: Congratulations, you're out of blaze
pyrehand: Thanks, I've always wanted to give this game a try but I don't have a ps4
OmnipotentTrevor: that campfire is not for you
TehAmelie: when you spend more time on the reload screen than you do fightin you know it's bad
SachielOne: You can USE the disc launcher if you knock i off.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah the Disc Launchers are it's most dealy attack
GDwarf: People take surprisingly little damage from being set on fire
TehAmelie: and from having sonic shrapnel grenades go off in their face
OmnipotentTrevor: The canisters that explode on thunderjaws are underneath their belly, I think?
OmnipotentTrevor: Or is that just the bellowbacks?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah the last place you want to be is under a Thunderjaw
TehAmelie: noice
BloodnBullets: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: katesChicken
Mysticman89: theres no cut off it's tail and get a nenat sword mechanic I assume
Mysticman89: neat*
TehAmelie: you "could" get some shiny loot from the tail but not a whole weapon
GarQuithnik: search the big boi?
PaperDoopliss: Oh. It's Varl.
Onisquirrel: If I recall you can get extra materials by hitting certain spots, but no super weapons.
Mysticman89: oh interesting, I thought component knock offs just got you certian loot early, but everything dropped when you killed it.
OmnipotentTrevor: Oh yeah, I'm sure none of them will notice this
Laserbeaks_Fury: You would think Aloy would have issues with keeping secrets
wildpeaks: anything you want to do before triggering the ending ? would be a good time
OmnipotentTrevor: scan for him
wildpeaks: in candlelight, everyone looks the same :D
Onisquirrel: someone needs a snickers
BloodnBullets: someone slap that woman
OmnipotentTrevor: The brain answer there is the best ever
Mysticman89: the mountain is dad. not a GoT reference.
samwonk: "I forgive you, you're terrible but not even importantly terrible" isn't a great way to make up with someone.
TLBlitz: So insensitive. Her dad died a while ago
TehAmelie: Lansra you know literally none of this would have happened if you had treated Aloy like a human form the start instead of blaming her for being born right
Mysticman89: you can get blue light filters to reduce eyestrain when entering underground mountains wombs.
Laserbeaks_Fury: So, has anyone talked about what mountain this is?
Laserbeaks_Fury: 18
Onisquirrel: Look if your not going to place all your misplaced rage on an infant where do you put it?
hieroglyphica: @laserbeaks_fury i was actually thinking norad,but thats just a supposition
wildpeaks: dangit chat, who ate the last zygote
mtvcdm: I'm going to say, in an early stream I saw some coordinates briefly flashed. I looked them up. So I know, but I won't say until the game does.
TehAmelie: now comes the "looking at every thing and asking if it's our mommy" phase huh
Laserbeaks_Fury: You're not wrong, the first set of ruins you find outside of the Embrace is Colorado Springs, and the geography suggests that Mother Mountain is indeed Cheyenne Mountain
Laserbeaks_Fury: They game never does
wildpeaks: is this *butterfly* mommy ?
TehAmelie: is this red light mommy?
SpacePotato01: "disobedient children detected. Initiating Hades protocol."
PaperDoopliss: Oh shit it's school
samwonk: Am I tracking this? An incredibly powerful AI at the limits of its capabilities made a clone of someone with admin credentials?
Admiralmatt: they never got in here
wildpeaks: a school they were never able to attend because the door couldn't open
NightValien28: samwonk it had to, last resort
hieroglyphica: my brain just thinks norad when it comes to underground vaults
samwonk: Well then I'm sure that's fine.
Xenguin47: I don't want to give spoilers: have we learned why the school never opened?
Grevas13: @Xenguin47 not yet
Laserbeaks_Fury: also, the NORA
Brooklynnb545: Hello!!
Xenguin47: Okay, won't spoil it, then. :P
Xenguin47: I coulda sworn that part was at the US Robotics Command.
Xenguin47: Oh! Oh! It's my favorite cutscene! :D
Grevas13: there are a -lot- of reveals in the latter half of the game. easy to get which ones are revealed when mixed up.
TehAmelie: look at the years
mtvcdm: Multiservitor power malfunction seems bad.
samwonk: Is that how Lance Reddick pronounces "Exposition Incoming?"
TheAinMAP: That's a big gap in years.
SachielOne: The LK prefix is important. Keep an eye out for that acronym.
OmnipotentTrevor: "by your powers combined"
NightValien28: uh oh
mtvcdm: That seems bad.
OmnipotentTrevor: I've gotta wonder what that data transmission that caused the initial error was. Could be just a random burst of cosmic radiation, but probably a plot for another story.
Species5618Beta: Both mother and daughter, Both creator and created
Dashiell: Oh no, I hate when the code shackles get dissolved
OmnipotentTrevor: You are the robot God's God.
mtvcdm: s o o n
samwonk: The auteur-ness of this story is spiraling beyond control.
mtvcdm: You and everybody else.
Mysticman89: I was manufactured by a couple people, not much different
TehAmelie: i want to make fun of whoever designed Gaia's sexy lady hologram form but really it's a cool design
ZethRuss: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:35:48.
NightValien28: I don't like that he has to tell her to get over it but do like that she does quite fast
OmnipotentTrevor: You need a mcguffin to kill Hades though
Xenguin47: I mean, HADES was necessary and all, but let's be honest, I feel like once Humanity was properly reseeded, it should've been deleted. >.>
PaperDoopliss: @Xenguin47 But what if humanity re-fucks the habitat?
PaperDoopliss: Like they do?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Giving GAIA the ability to delete HADES would have been counter to it's purpose
TehAmelie: this feels like the final reel of "Us"
OmnipotentTrevor: Xenguin47 Maybe it would have been, if not for the system error?
TehAmelie: okay not now
TehAmelie: Lansra you bootlicker
SachielOne: If not for the system error, Hades would never have activated in the first place.
Xenguin47: Well, there Cradles are all empty of viable stuff, soooo.... not any real way to seed them again
NightValien28: ALL PRAISE ALOY THE SYSADMIN
wildpeaks: for she has root access
NightValien28: root access root access
offbeatwitch: sometimes you gotta break out the old sudo
Xenguin47: sudo kill/HADES
wildpeaks: sudo make way
SajuukSjet: always fear the sysadmin
Clockwork_Penguin: Only the true messiah would deny her divinty!
Grevas13: to be clear, the signal that made hades and the other subordinate functions sentient only happened 20 years ago. though we still don't know why apollo didn't work, whcih should have happened 700 years ago when eleuthia kicked in for the first time
NightValien28: that will be explained eventually
NightValien28: its a very good explanation
Grevas13: very soon, in fact. this next quest.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Honestly, the protagonist usually doesn't get blind trust after the big revelation
TehAmelie: i just now realized their name comes from NORAD
TehAmelie slow
wildpeaks: ohhh
wildpeaks: yeah I didn't realize either
Species5618Beta: Didnt even talk to Teb zoeySad
Xenguin47: Wow, I didn't get that until now
TheAinMAP: Oh.
Laserbeaks_Fury: And it's NEVER explicitly said in game
samwonk: It's just a straight V'Ger? ...oh.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Such a good set up and they never cash it in
TehAmelie: maybe they wanted everyone to feel clever for figuring it out
Laserbeaks_Fury: And the ruins with the Ring of Metal is likely Denver
Xenguin47: Well, we never see anything with NORAD written on it, but it's entirely possible that when they came out there were still a few things that had the NORAD name on it that has since fallen by the wayside.
erloas: they didn't get the memo that you are now totally the savior
OmnipotentTrevor: Laserbeaks_Fury Might as well just say it now. One of the vantages points out that the ring of metal is indeed Denver stadium.
Invitare: Normal Bandits peering through Normal Fences to try and get a Normal View?
Xenguin47: I do like the seeds they planted for the DLC and any future games, though.
TehAmelie: "Do you know who I am? Do you know how many nameless bandits I've killed just in the last week? And look at you, you don't even have a name in my GUI. Why don't you just lie down?"
Biomonkey01: Yay LRR stream! Also dope boo hat
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm Commander Inquisitor!
Xenguin47: Go go gadget monkey-Aloy!
Kykiwi: F
OmnipotentTrevor: This should be an interesting fight
TehAmelie: now for some high stakes park
TehAmelie: oops
TheAinMAP: Welp.
wildpeaks: turns out, we're not a skyrim horse
Xenguin47: Wasted
OmnipotentTrevor: also that. I think everyone I know dies on that jump
Biomonkey01: Calculated
Xenguin47: The game video keeps glitching to negative colors every now and then... is that just me?
wildpeaks: that a Lara Croft level jump there
Grevas13: I haven't noticed any video issues.
TehAmelie: i just want to point out there's well maintained grips already set down in the rock for us here
Grevas13: @TehAmelie this particular route, at least, is explained
Xenguin47: My computer does weird things at times, so I'm not surprised it's just me. <.<;
Laserbeaks_Fury: Watchers to the left of me, Stalkers to the right, here I am, Stuck in the middle with you
TehAmelie: time to turn on quest trails?
Xenguin47: Yeah, the climbing grips always bugged me ever so slightly...
Xenguin47: Oh hey, Stalkers
gunther729: :(
gunther729: ooooooof
Biomonkey01: yikes
gunther729: hi
gunther729: hi
Xenguin47: And now I must go feed the wifey and child this food I just cooked. And then budgets... ;_; Enjoy the rest of your short stream Cori and Chat!
Tylertentoesdown: the slow motion jump is so lame looking back, been like 2 years since ive beet this
Tylertentoesdown: Love this game regardless tho
offbeatwitch: MY POLYGONS
Juliamon: WOW
Biomonkey01: fffffffffffffuuuuu--
Dashiell: ouch
1losttheGame: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
TehAmelie: so rude
BloodnBullets: tailwhip was super effective
TheAinMAP: Well then.
Grevas13: stalker used TAIL WHIP. It's super effective!
phenexian: It hit you so hard your polygons exploded
Tylertentoesdown: quick wake chat up
SachielOne: Hit you so hard you turned into jello
phenexian: lets see them jump over all these traps now
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mr_void_dragon: explosive arrow carpwt bombing solves everything
phenexian: is there a way to take out the watchers first?
Tylertentoesdown: Howiwon Wero Won BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage
hellsmayo: how is she so good at climbing?
Grevas13: the man who raised her gave her a training montage at the beginning of the game
phenexian: @SachielOne that is a great title for that clip
mtvcdm: Might as well get these out of the way:
mtvcdm: !patreon
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Tylertentoesdown: <message deleted>wah BabyRage BabyRage
mtvcdm: (5 patrons short of 2400!)
erloas: you can do anything with a good training montage
mtvcdm: !discord
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mtvcdm: !twitter
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron leads our adventurers through a D&D campaign about what happens when the world doesn’t end.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:59 from now).
TehAmelie: training every day for 12 years, driven by hate and thirst for knowledge, living in the robodinopocalypse where fighting for your life is a twice-before-breakfast thing
TehAmelie: i'd say Aloy is one of the more credibly skilled characters in a game
Tylertentoesdown: <message deleted>aka wah BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage BabyRage
TheAinMAP: Close one.
mtvcdm: Daaaaa bits. Daaaa bits.
TehAmelie: that'd be the highest insult, building a new robot out of their parts and fight that too
Gnuttor: Good evening Cori and chat!
offbeatwitch: campfire somewhere
Grevas13: thank you cori
TehAmelie: good timing, game
MrSVCD: Bye
ParanoidRabbit: Slam dunk that stream!
Tylertentoesdown: <message deleted>reeeeeee
Tylertentoesdown: <message deleted>reeeeeeeeeeeeee
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
PaperDoopliss: Thanks for streaming!
Juliamon: Please don't ree
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
PaperDoopliss: See you in Diceville
ParanoidRabbit: Thank you!
Gnuttor: Thanks! Bye! :)
Tylertentoesdown: <message deleted>@Juliamon soreeeeee
pyrehand: well timed
Grevas13: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron leads our adventurers through a D&D campaign about what happens when the world doesn’t end.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:56 from now).
erloas: had to jump over the stream to get to end the stream
Juliamon: Also please don't antagonize mods.
Tylertentoesdown: <message deleted>Muscup1nut
TehAmelie: <3 mods
Anubis169: We are drunk and have guns and stuff
Anubis169: manZAPL lrrAWESOME manZAPR
cheetoJack hides in a bunker
BloodForTheCorelab: eeek run chat its the modguif???
SachielOne: Don't poke the mods. We keep them hungry so that they strike fast and devour prey whole.
BloodForTheCorelab: gyiff?
Defrost: @Anubis169 talk for yourself there... I'm drunk and have this hammer!
BloodForTheCorelab: gif......
wildpeaks: and my axe
Tylertentoesdown: <message deleted>are you sruuuuurrrrrweeeee
Juliamon: That was unexpected.
Juliamon: We are the Modgoyf
BloodForTheCorelab: yes that
TehAmelie: remember, a timeout is just a ban with the extra hassle of setting a time limit
Anubis169: it runs on IRC rules (a timeban), so it just sets a countdown time to an /unban command later instead of Expiry as *
Anubis169: normally that's done by a user's chat client on IRC, but on twitch it's done server side in case somebody disconnects
TehAmelie: huh
Anubis169: it's a well known thing on IRC of being timebanned for about 10min, then the mod that did it goes offline and the /unban command never comes through
SajuukSjet: ah, the good old days of IRC Kappa
SajuukSjet which i'm still using
Anubis169 still using too
Anubis169: it'll never die for at least 4 reasons
SajuukSjet: i'd honestly almost never see LRR twitch chat if they didn't have their IRC gateway still going
Juliamon: https://xkcd.com/1782/ obligatory relevant xkcd
Anubis169: it's free
Anubis169: it's lightweight so it'll run on anything
Anubis169: it doesn't harvest user info
Anubis169: and most importantly it has ZERO ability to spaff ads at you
SajuukSjet: some users of Rizon may disagree with that last one :P
Defrost: It can be locally run
SajuukSjet: had much fun at university running our own local society IRC