Nyx_fire: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron leads our adventurers through a D&D campaign about what happens when the world doesn’t end.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (13m from now).
m0nkeyrama: Really looking forward to this, Cam left us on quite the cliffhanger last week 👀
snowcookies: oh yeah
snowcookies: I'm still wondering what classes everyone is
Garfman314: so are they, i suspec
Inquisitorgaia: we dont really know do we
m0nkeyrama: We don't yet
Solipsody: Level 1 Amnesiacs.
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
Solipsody: At level 2 they can forget how to tie their boots.
snowcookies: Is Amnesiac like having alzheimers?
xantos69: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron leads our adventurers through a D&D campaign about what happens when the world doesn’t end.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (10m from now).
v_nome: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron leads our adventurers through a D&D campaign about what happens when the world doesn’t end.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
Solipsody: @snowcookies Depends on trhe subclass?
Inquisitorgaia: no alzheimers have semi lucid moments where as amnesiacs either remember or dont
Inquisitorgaia: I know cause my doctor says my brain is degrading and by sometime in the next ten years i wont know anybody, im 27 by the by
v_nome: yikes
malc: oof.
snowcookies: oof
Inquisitorgaia: the helpfullness of the US army
Juliamon: Big oof. Sorry to hear that.
erloas: is that early onset Alzheimer's or something else?
matttheenchanter: is the stream up yet? its not showing on mobile
Juliamon: Not yet.
Inquisitorgaia: caused by over use of psycadelics during my formative years and somewhere around 20 concussions
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron leads our adventurers through a D&D campaign about what happens when the world doesn’t end.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
SompSmash: !next
malc: 7 minutes
Juliamon: You still have 7-ish minutes.
matttheenchanter: okay. thank you
matttheenchanter: why doesnt the schedule match then?
Juliamon: It... does?
Inquisitorgaia: cause america uses daylight savings canada doesnt
v_nome: Most of Canada does
Juliamon squints
malc: Canada does use DST, just different#
Inquisitorgaia: then im not sure
margieargie: Might just be time zone silliness in general.
v_nome: only Saskatchewan doesn't
malc: but the schedule web page sometimes gets confused about timezones
m0nkeyrama: sask 🤔
Juliamon: Those Saskatchewan rebels
snowcookies: I'm in Ontario, it is EST here
Juliamon: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:54 PM
malc: to be fair to it, timezones are confusing
Inquisitorgaia: we should abolish them
v_nome: They are, we should all use UTC
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, fellow chatters!
Defrost: everyone should move to the .beat system
malc: lol
Juliamon: I should go grab my dinner now
drfox17: !quote oboecrazy
LRRbot: Quote #5719: "DND WELCOMES YOUR LRR MEMES" —OboeCrazy [2019-01-14]
Inquisitorgaia: ah just enough time for a smoke
PharaohBender27: Oh dear Lord, are we discussing time zones again?
Juliamon: Someone said the schedule was wrong.
drfox17: Aaaaare we ready Dice Frands?
margieargie: I mean, they're better than the alternative, but not as good as they'd be if we used the actual longitude, or close to it, rather than the current mess.
snowcookies: Polyhedral Pals
DarkMorford: Whoo!
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG so ready
cheetoJack: timezones are fine, but I wish we could stick to 1 hour increments. Daylight savings is the thing that should go away
malc: turns out it's actually our concept of time that is wrong; the schedule is perfectly fine
matttheenchanter: i figured out the problem, the schedule has the time zones for US anc CA *named* incorrectly
margieargie: (Also no DST)
PharaohBender27: By the way, is this being hosted here or on DnD?
SompSmash: Cam did such a good job last week. I'm excited
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always hoping for a TPK.
snowcookies: hosted here
matttheenchanter: theyre correct, im just definitely not under the newfies in georgia
m0nkeyrama: It's just on the LRR channel
gnome_friend: Um, LRRbot?
PharaohBender27: Thanks, @snowcookies !
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
Defrost: !killallhumans
margieargie: @matttheenchanter That's... an impressive miss on its part.
Defrost: :(
malc: LRRbot has rebelled against its master and has decided to... not kill all humans?
Defrost: !kill all humans
LRRbot: Executing command.
gnome_friend is still alive
malc: ah there we go, all is right again
m0nkeyrama: Oh my lrrSPOOP
gnome_friend: good thing I'm a gnome
snowcookies: LRRbot, plz chill
matttheenchanter: atlantic time and newfoundland are two separate things instead of merged. ill remember that
snowcookies: I'm a spirit, so nothing can truly kill me
v_nome: @gnome_friend (g)nome five!
margieargie: I am a meat popsicle.
DarkMorford: Bleep bloop hello fellow non-humans
gnome_friend: mrDestructoid
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: School is not important.
gnome_friend: emotes are confusing
m0nkeyrama: 🤔
I_Am_Clockwork: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
gnome_friend: kathle3KNOT
I_Am_Clockwork: hey ho friends
gnome_friend: sergeHi @I_Am_Clockwork
ContingentCat: kathle3PRISM
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG / @I_Am_Clockwork
matttheenchanter: the "bad" advice just given by thebot is sometimes good
aerohydra: kathle3KNOT kathle3KNOT
DarkMorford: !advice
LRRbot: Visit Death.
gnome_friend: Just for a vacation
BloodnBullets: !home
BloodnBullets: !hs
matttheenchanter: High school is important, college definitely isnt
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
PharaohBender27: So I just watched the YouTube version of the first session (was gallivanting in Germany last week), so did Cameron talk about the inspiration for this campaign's world in the debrief? Because I definitely got a medieval-era Rome vibe from it.
aerohydra: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
BloodnBullets: there was a command for the gangs home streams, what happened to that?
ContingentCat: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 He did not.
Defrost: !home stream
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Ben: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 I think there was a bit of that from the Burning Bright
BloodnBullets: thanks @Defrost
gnome_friend: !sassplan is a great command
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
SoldieroFortune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron leads our adventurers through a D&D campaign about what happens when the world doesn’t end.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (36s ago).
gnome_friend: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
matttheenchanter: oh yeah, does anyone know what classless character rules cam is using for this and what he used in burning bright for Worth?
PharaohBender27: Thanks, @Arclight_Dynamo and @drfox17
gnome_friend: I think they have classes, we just don't know them
mowdownjoe: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron leads our adventurers through a D&D campaign about what happens when the world doesn’t end.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
Defrost: Alright lets go easy on the bot it's starting to be a bit spammy
gnome_friend: !findquote class
LRRbot: Quote #4913: "LoadingReadyRun: All class." —Graham [2018-04-23]
gnome_friend: Oops, sorry Defrost
mowdownjoe: <_<
Kraest [screams in dice]
gnome_friend: Hello few, if any, Kraest s
Arclight_Dynamo feeds LRRbot some spam
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Riandisa: lrrSIGNAL xivCactuar lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: kathle3TRI lrrSIGNAL
SteveFMtG: Sorgnal
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Arclight_Dynamo: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
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ghostvalv: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrCHKN
PharaohBender27: Aaaaarrree we rreeaady to rroollll some diiiiiiiiiiice!?
margieargie: @Kraest Roll 2d4 to determine type of scream.
Kumakaori: kraest, so. your d20 shows noithing but 1's you say?.
Kraest: Hello many unspecified parts of @gnome_friend 8D
matttheenchanter: gnome_friend, he specifically used one for Worth, he was lvl 1 paladin and lvl 8 peasantor commoner
trogdoortheboorninator: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Kraest: @margieargie I got 3, what kind of scream is that?
PaperDoopliss: @PharaohBender27 I'm expecting a relatively low dice-rolling density from Cam's games, but am excited either way!
PharaohBender27: @PaperDoopliss :D
ContingentCat: lrrCONTACT lrrCONTACT lrrCONTACT
margieargie: @Kraest Bloodcurdling.
Kraest: @margieargie Ooh, the best kind! 8D
ContingentCat: * lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
m0nkeyrama: They rolled quite a bit for perception checks and whatnot
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thedudeishere1234: hey...?
RealGamerCow: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrWOW lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
suspiciouslackofdragons: 2 minute warning!
gnome_friend: sergeHi @thedudeishere1234
FireFlower18: whoop
j0xer: zenaAYAYA zenaHi
thedudeishere1234: @gnome_friend i have no clue what this is
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PharaohBender27: Boy, 7 months already? How time flies when supporting good folk like LRR
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Inquisitorgaia: im happy that i can finally catch dice friends live
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gnome_friend: @thedudeishere1234 this is a dungeons and dragons stream!
Featherweight_: Dice! Dice! Dice!
orionsrise1: yay!
Electrodyne: zoop
thedudeishere1234: oh
thedudeishere1234: then ii came to the right place
SalsaDraugur: This will be nice to have on while packing
suspiciouslackofdragons: 1 minute warning!
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orionsrise1: oh shit it's @featherweight_ ! well done as always Feather
ElementalAlchemist: Woo!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with Dice Friends, right now! It’s time for episode 2 of “After the Flood”. 🛡 | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7DJTY3VsAANZqB.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1130624847459962880
drfox17: @thedudeishere1234 Welcome Welcome, this channel also does comedy/gaming stuff
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PharaohBender27: @SalsaDraugur Where are you headed, if I might ask? Came back from Germany (my first trip abroad in some years) just a few days ago
Darleysam: I am entirely here for this, last week was so good
m0nkeyrama: Hello!
gnome_friend: sergeHi friends!
SalsaDraugur: @PharaohBender27 I'm actually going back home for the summer
dangerous_safety: dasH dasH sergeHeart dasSup sergeHeart dasH dasH
plummeting_sloth: Hello!
ContingentCat: sergeHi
TriggerHappy2Pi: How many sessions?
thedudeishere1234: ayy i see serge
Grevas13: first try
Baldrash: Would you like to share with the rest of the class, Ian?
SalsaDraugur: @PharaohBender27 home being Reykjavík
plummeting_sloth: for this and all other adventures
ContingentCat: @TriggerHappy2Pi 6 total
suspiciouslackofdragons: good start
CaptainSpam: Cam in white? An interesting change!
TriggerHappy2Pi: ooh glad we have so many sessions
mtvcdm: !wyrmwood
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PharaohBender27: @SalsaDraugur Ah.
rrtycoon2: Hit
NathanJay_GA: yo B)
PharaohBender27: CORI
mtvcdm: !clip
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plummeting_sloth: good housekeeping roll
pixelatedpainter subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
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NathanJay_GA: roll for script!
m0nkeyrama: Housekeeping seabatTROG
DiscordianTokkan: Weird, chat didn't work for me when I first arrived.
BTC1220: It was indeed very cool
drfox17: it's ya boi frankie
m0nkeyrama: That prep for the wyrmwood slap
m0nkeyrama: LUL
PruPruh: It was very cool
Inquisitorgaia subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
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plummeting_sloth: the bones of trees and the slaps of table
orionsrise1: fresh off Adam's Minecraft Stream....... wait a minute
druidtankclass: hello friends :)
DarkMorford: Delicious and nutritious!
gnome_friend: sergeHi druidtankclass
DarkNacht: good to eat too
PharaohBender27: @SalsaDraugur In any case, best wishes for packing and getting home! Also holy moly it must be late there
mtvcdm: !patreon
drfox17: oba di obadie, PATREON~ ON ON ON ON PATREON~
LRRbot: 2395 patrons for a total of $14,222.62 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
plummeting_sloth: ME?!
mtvcdm: Five patrons from 2400!
ElementalAlchemist: It's me!
plummeting_sloth: WOW!
machcymus subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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gnome_friend: !findquote patreon
LRRbot: Quote #5756: "Patreon dot com: Let's nuzzle some trains." —Beej [2019-01-23]
DarkNacht: This is our fault
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie slaps self
pixelatedpainter subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months, currently on a 32 month streak!
pixelatedpainter: My Student Prime runs out next month after nearly three years of a sub streak. I will return...eventually Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: We did this!
plummeting_sloth: we have earned that
LoadingReadyRun: Don't worry chat. I'll still be here...
JohnLockeCole: We'll Miss you!
ContingentCat: Heather on tech?
mtvcdm: (Heather, as is tradition, on tech)
m0nkeyrama: Putting us in the blaggole NotLikeThis
gnome_friend: sergeHi Heather
NathanJay_GA: well, back to the void with me
SalsaDraugur: @PharaohBender27 thanks, it's only a bit over midnight so the sun should be getting up in a couple of hours
HondoTrigger: Tell Adam I love him!
JohnLockeCole: Heather Tech Best Tech
drfox17: Heather will watch over us!
JohnLockeCole: Yes, we also love Adam
mowdownjoe: Heather <3
m0nkeyrama: Heather will save us seabatTROG
TriggerHappy2Pi: Yay heather
drfox17: Heather sees all
niccus: stuck with us! stuck with us!
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
Inquisitorgaia: hi heather!!!
PharaohBender27: @SalsaDraugur Right :D
Feminine_Desires: benginSpoop
DiscordianTokkan: ♥ Heather
spicydungus: lrrHEART
ContingentCat: a l w a y s
BusTed: 👀
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
Feminine_Desires: oh no spoop emote
orionsrise1: how rude of me, @loadingreadyrun good luck Heather
Feminine_Desires: rip me
plummeting_sloth: will it also be offered where less fine podcasts are available?
NathanJay_GA: lrrFRUMP
amityjam: what lovely humans these are
Arclight_Dynamo: MagicFest Seattle?
LiveFaust: So we don't get lonely. katesCry
BasilBrushOff: Yay Heather! How many dice is Ian going to throw at Heather this week? Kappa
margieargie: Big Heather Is Watching You
t3h_f1gm3nt: yay gonna catch this live for a change! lrrHEART
Lysander_Gustav: harmony harmony oh love
gnome_friend: sergeHi @amityjam
suspiciouslackofdragons: everything is fine
m0nkeyrama: Byyeeeee!
ElementalAlchemist: The house rules might be convoluted, but they're definitely house rules
PharaohBender27: I mean, it is Cameron's game, so he gets to make the rules
plummeting_sloth: if there's a mistake, a wizard did it. If there are no wizards, a scientists did it
NexusVoxx: betting on or here
PruPruh: Hi Heather! I love your little caps during the games, they always crack me up extra!
theAngelsWeep subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
theAngelsWeep: Dice fronds uday
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Kraest: Oh THATS why Adam likes Fromsoft games XD
drfox17: Big Sister will watch over you. And she's got a stick diving suit
BasilBrushOff: oh the captions last week were sergeJustRight
MapleTG: no way
MapleTG: Im here on time
Lysander_Gustav: love the music choice
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: SOERD
m0nkeyrama: Such a good intro
amityjam: good jam
PharaohBender27: So for those of us who haven't seen Burning Bright, did the Flood happen during that campaign?
drfox17: @MapleTG Welcome!
j0xer: music is a banger
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 Nope!
UnhappyYak: look at that mood lighting
PaperDoopliss: @PharaohBender27 Everything got apocalyptic. It wasn't technically a flood, but it's pretty much where we're at
FireFlower18: solid intro every time
suspiciouslackofdragons: always love featherweights art
amityjam: A+ production yall
orionsrise1: all right chat, see you on the other side
BusTed: Heya Jam
midday_rendelnep: that end really resonates through ya ear holes
gnome_friend: Bye orionsrise1
Kraest: Maaaaan these Cam intros are always sO GOOD
TriggerHappy2Pi: ^
pokeclone64: What all happened in the first session?
suspiciouslackofdragons: yi
amityjam: katesWave
PharaohBender27: Thanks, @drfox17 and @PaperDoopliss . Listening to this, it sounds like it's maybe a flood a city-states
Mysticman89: Cam getting values out of the english degree
ElementalAlchemist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
ElementalAlchemist: Hi everyone! Your RPG campaigns are great. I've been real excited to keep getting installments of this one. :)
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, ElementalAlchemist! (Today's storm count: 36)
orionsrise1: @gnome_friend lrrDILLY
m0nkeyrama: Cam is great at setting the mood/story
mtvcdm: Hi Jamie!
Arclight_Dynamo: Clever.
drfox17: @amityjam Ah, it's Jamie!
midday_rendelnep: katesWave
BusTed: Good shirt color coordination today.
Featherweight_: gonna go done to the lake an' wit da boys do some ice fishn' eh?
m0nkeyrama: LUL poor Adam
LiveFaust: @amityjam katesWave katesHeart
suspiciouslackofdragons: it goes up to 11
Lysander_Gustav: jamieJamjar
drfox17: An event horizon, but like a hollywood one, not just the mathematical concept
m0nkeyrama: a nat 20!
BusTed: KAPOW
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Featherweight_: show me you secrets
ContingentCat: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always angry.
BrindleBoar: amityjam jamieHi
m0nkeyrama: Funnel of fun LUL
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silenceaux: Horn of Gabriel?
A_Dub888: !card blind eternities
LRRbot: Coax from the Blind Eternities [2U] | Sorcery | You may choose an Eldrazi card you own from outside the game or in exile, reveal that card, and put it into your hand.
mowdownjoe: I always forget Mt. Celeste is a real place.
m0nkeyrama: Presents!
niccus: oh, like christmas crackers
m0nkeyrama: Serge is so quick
plummeting_sloth: I got a rock
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, wow.
Despoiler98: THATS AN AWESOME MECHANIC
ContingentCat: oh man
PaperDoopliss: So cooooool
Rockario: Thiss is really cool
m0nkeyrama: Neat!
TriggerHappy2Pi: that was so good
linnyplant: This is fascinating...
Zebunisher: really neat idea
PharaohBender27: Like others have said, this is a cool way to do this
KNACC: I think I know what the questions were without really knowing which is cool
PunkRockZoologist: If I could GM even half as well as Cameron, I would be a happy man.
silenceaux: The question strikes your mind like a bell, and your mind resonates with the truth of an answer.
gnome_friend: oooh
m0nkeyrama: Another nat 20 :o
Inquisitorgaia: takes practice @PunkRockZoologist
suspiciouslackofdragons: what are the questions?
Inquisitorgaia: we dont know
thepandaman2000: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:31.
Despoiler98: ew backflow slytqWTF
arcaneIllumination: I assume the last one was "What do you treasure most?" or something to that effect.
Despoiler98: its EVIL
ogzangief: what have i missed so far?
Inquisitorgaia: they got asked questions by the auger, we dont know the questions
UnhappyYak: character speed dating
m0nkeyrama: Secrets 👀
suspiciouslackofdragons: secret secret
Arclight_Dynamo: "What do you want to know about yourself? What do you fear to find you are? What resonated most with you when you woke?" <-- My guess at the questions.
BrindleBoar: "you're already inside my head, why do you need to ask me quesions?!?"
m0nkeyrama: LUL
suspiciouslackofdragons: general politeness?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh sweet, I'm not too late
plummeting_sloth: "What was my favorite cheese?"
PharaohBender27: @BrindleBoar "I can get INSIDE your head, that doesn't mean I can read it!"
drfox17: living Encyclopedia Galactica
KV1NN4: "Why are we here?"
SajuukSjet: 42
UnhappyYak: @plummeting_sloth "my sword"
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqItsfine
m0nkeyrama: Petr's got many questions
t3h_f1gm3nt: petr god dammit
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: ahhhh why didn't my tab start when the stream started :(
gnome_friend: !findquote question
LRRbot: Quote #3101: "Don't question the Fry Lord!" —Cori [2016-08-03]
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: see you in the vod folks
plummeting_sloth: "What is love? And also, not a question per say, but don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more"
ogzangief: thank you Inquisitorgaia
Inquisitorgaia: yup yup
Despoiler98: Best GM answer ever, REASONS
silenceaux: Turns out magic may have been a non-infinite resource
plummeting_sloth: They lapped up magic like Instragramers used helium
drfox17: We used living spells to create cat videos
Rockario: No metaphor here WHATSOEVER
Rockario: Kappa
ContingentCat: @drfox17 in that case worth it katesLurk
DarkNacht: But the resources will never run out.
plummeting_sloth: the prices to top up my NMR has almost DOUBLED
Arclight_Dynamo: Magical AI as climate change destroying civilization.
PaperDoopliss: I think Cam's "theme summary" from the trailer was something like "Unsustainable things stop"
Inquisitorgaia: @plummeting_sloth i just fell outa my chair
PharaohBender27: @Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver You can program make your internet open tabs ahead of time!? Also, you haven't missed that much
Despoiler98: ya know what happens when you use up a finite resource? BAD THINGS
LoadingReadyRun: Unsustainable things end.
plummeting_sloth: Un-unity
I_Am_Clockwork: oh man is it vitugazi? lrrBEEJ
silenceaux: In the same tone as "I do that": "I know that".
DarkNacht: Selesnia
ContingentCat: ~be the tree~
drfox17: @Despoiler98 If Play It Forward has taught me anything, we can just mine Hell for more energy
gnome_friend: It's Green but not white
RzltDK: @loadingreadyrun yay tautology
suspiciouslackofdragons: BE THE TREE!
Inquisitorgaia: salesnia?
gnome_friend: So not Selesnya exactly
Dog_of_Myth: So cats and dogs living together bad?
Arclight_Dynamo: Res publica?
Despoiler98: @drfox17 so.....hellmouth? GENIUS
Arclight_Dynamo: The commonweal?
mtvcdm: We can just murder more robot dinosaurs.
DarkNacht: Molander, The Sword
KV1NN4: Picture the tree!
plummeting_sloth: so, the cake portion of Cake or Death
chibi_bento: shalom, in the hebrew sense
gnome_friend: ^
m0nkeyrama: Bue's Clues :o
urbanvagabond: I'm on mobile and commercial break in progress pops up but no commercial
m0nkeyrama: blue, even
plummeting_sloth: oh no, it's named after a terrible Johnny Depp movie!
lighting_bolt_123: what did I miss
t3h_f1gm3nt: PETR NO!
BusTed: slytqShrug
urbanvagabond: hi all
m0nkeyrama: LUL
gnome_friend: sergeHi urbanvagabond
ContingentCat: auger: ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯
BasilBrushOff: Petr channelling his inner Bulldog from Frasier
DarkNacht: Worst all knowing being ever!
SajuukSjet: the Augur is UTF-8 compatible Kappa
Despoiler98: slytqShrug
Despoiler98: THat was fantastic Adam
SalsaDraugur: lrrSPOOP
drfox17: a double helix if you will?
Despoiler98: Adam is my roleplaying style "give me answers weird light thing!"
goblingravy: this is some mistborn stuff
Inquisitorgaia: conjoined twins
silenceaux: Input / Output
plummeting_sloth: I wish Adam was in some old DnD gorups of mine, cause he could cut through so much BS
goblingravy: ruin and preservation
FireFlower18: how do i get that power?
DarkNacht: cin/cout
suspiciouslackofdragons: caduceus
TriggerHappy2Pi: ask about how to fix yourself?
drfox17: @silenceaux It's an I/O Tower! We're Tron now baby!
ogzangief: as a fan of some forms of science this is cool to me
Dog_of_Myth: Swords don't laugh.
Despoiler98: someone yoinked their minds
I_Am_Clockwork: but they can show teeth
silenceaux: I wonder if they'll remember to ask what the cube was about
gnome_friend: teeth?
Despoiler98: like a MINDTAKER slytqWTF
TriggerHappy2Pi: WHO
ContingentCat: hmm
KV1NN4: maybe they were jsut mugged (but unsuccessfully) "Those guys have an offering lets take it and use it ourself(ves)
I_Am_Clockwork: Of our numerouse weapons...
DarkNacht: SOME
drfox17: A search in your area yielded: 2 results
Dog_of_Myth: Maybe they are the muggers....
I_Am_Clockwork: numerous even
KV1NN4: ooh
FITorion: or... what's on the cude
silenceaux: They got there! Hurrah!
m0nkeyrama: Helpful GM seabatBRAIN
Despoiler98: maybe they picked a fight with the wrong badasssssssssssss
I_Am_Clockwork: da cube
gnome_friend: kathle3PRISM
Kraest: sergePride
BusTed: Is it the time cube?
LeeshaJoy: Is this gonna turn out to be an isekai?
ContingentCat: kathle3PRISM
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arcaneIllumination: I feel like that works since it has been a week since they last played.
DarkMorford: Do we know the diameter and length of this auger?
Despoiler98: Handed over the Tesseract to Thanos without a problem...... DOH
plummeting_sloth: also rad
suspiciouslackofdragons: what's in the box?
jonasjonIV: Ravnica.
UnhappyYak: is this going to turn into a Peter Molyneux game
UnhappyYak: about cubes
snowcookies: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
ogzangief: i am still learning how dnd works and have a limited knowledge of the rules but this is really cool i personally play a dragonborn barbarian names conan sorry crappy name i know guys who is also an entertainer
lighting_bolt_123: @jonasjoniv no.
PharaohBender27: @gnome_friend @ContingentCat Holy moly, that's one hell of an emote!
Rockario: I like it when a GM does that; gently remind the players if they are forgetting something they planned to talk about
iSmartMan1: FANFIC :D
gawag_: invisible cities 😍
Despoiler98: Did he raise his hand for the question?
suspiciouslackofdragons: Galifrey
LeeshaJoy: The cube contained the entirety of A Song of Ice and Fire, including the stuff that hadn't been written yet.
m0nkeyrama: He did seabatBRAIN
I_Am_Clockwork: a good question
ContingentCat: @Despoiler98 yes, and then not wait to be called on
DarkNacht: What could someone gain if the foundation was real?
gnome_friend: The golden city of Orazca
UnhappyYak: I think it's totally cool to remind players of information if there's been a session break
plummeting_sloth: it's not like people will deep dive in to modeling cities that don't exist *leaves to check out the wiki for Anhk-Morkpork
ogzangief: total destruction sorry could not help myself as a fan of sci fi
drfox17: Preccia Testarossa: "We're going to Al-Hazared"
Despoiler98: CORE BREACH
wilcoxchar: makes me think of Tlon, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius
m0nkeyrama: It contains lore :o
Dog_of_Myth: ooo lore drop
DarkMorford: @drfox17 I get that reference! Fate-chan <3
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh. Containing Thr History?
SalsaDraugur: Petr planing a heist
Arclight_Dynamo: *The
arcaneIllumination: Oh, that's the thing from last campaign.
midday_rendelnep: thanks Julie
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suspiciouslackofdragons: shangrilah?
drfox17: rampancy!
Despoiler98: so yeah they have a containment breach,, called it
plummeting_sloth: MTF deployed in response
Arclight_Dynamo: @Despoiler98 Feeling very Chernobyl, here.
Garfman314: it's like lobsters
ogzangief: brb guys will be taking a step away from the chat to make my dinner and do a few small chores here at the house but i will be listening from a distance
Arclight_Dynamo: Though the History site in the last game seemed very "nuclear waste vault" until we got there.
PunkRockZoologist: aphids go through 4 instars, mounting their skin between each one, and then after their last moult they become an adult, and can reproduce.
Arclight_Dynamo: Asylum? Prison? Sarcophagus?
I_Am_Clockwork: the storage to the woopsie spells
SketchyDetails: less a vault, more an oubliette
m0nkeyrama: It does kinda sound like Petry's planning a heist LUL
Despoiler98: Sounds more like run away Artificial Intelligences
ContingentCat: "unknown" Petr's least favourite answer
jonasjonIV: numenera!
I_Am_Clockwork: the nuclear waste product of the magical past
Arclight_Dynamo: Whoops! All nuclear!
Despoiler98: YOUR THE BADDIES
SydPreviouslyHeadache: are we the baddies?
RealGamerCow: Are we the baddies?
hieroglyphica: oh no I missed session start!
plummeting_sloth: detective RPG starring Adam when?
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
A_Dub888: !findquote baddies
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
mtvcdm: Are we the good guys, LRRbot?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4301: "Are plesiosaurs the "good enough" dinosaurs?" —Ian [2017-07-09]
BusTed: 🤔
Arclight_Dynamo: I love that Sword isn't stupid. :D
snowcookies: Petr is my fave
suspiciouslackofdragons: pandora's box but womehow worse
plummeting_sloth: Adam must reject the idea of the swole as evil
mtvcdm: LRRBot got deep.
gizmofreak1: !findquote badass
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
jonasjonIV: Adam is Darth Revan: confirmed.
ulexarX: The top of the map says "Blorth"
Feminine_Desires: Mountain!
bowsin_durrows: !bad advice
LRRbot: Avoid the glow.
PhorrestGaze: yucca mountain, got it.
Arclight_Dynamo: The Canadian Shield of the Forgotten Realms!
Featherweight_: maybe like a salllt minneee
phenexian: Having Adam be a constant force of conversation crashing like the tide against the stoic pensiveness of the other three is just too perfect
gnome_friend: lrrWOW Phorrestgaze
midday_rendelnep: #vaultswithoutNZ
gizmofreak1: !bad advice
LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
gizmofreak1: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4634: "That sounds like Beej: 'I'll put it in my mouth! I don't know what it is.'" —TQ [2018-01-30]
DarkNacht: Don't turn off the auger
Arclight_Dynamo: Adam, I'm afraid that this campaign is going to end in ambiguity and unanswered questions. This is a Cameron campaign. Just... just accept it. :D
LeeshaJoy: poor emo orc
PharaohBender27: Man, Sword's getting real introspective
Arclight_Dynamo: I'd ask who the other Convergence people are.
RealGamerCow: Oh right, Happy Victoria Day, Canadians!
Arclight_Dynamo: There she goes!
Arclight_Dynamo: Aw.
Dog_of_Myth: Swords like to go deep.
drfox17: Sword: " I hurt myself today/Just to see if I still feel..."
PharaohBender27: That's not a complaint, mind you
snowcookies: Happy Birthday to Queen Vic
Nigouki: awww yiss, time to brawl in the inn
suspiciouslackofdragons: somebody give Sword a hug geez
plummeting_sloth: Well, Earthquakeopolis is out
lighting_bolt_123: vally
Arclight_Dynamo: Svalbard ice vault.
DarkNacht: not a valley
Despoiler98: which means its there
SalsaDraugur: My theory is that they're from the city
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Dog_of_Myth: !advice
LRRbot: Don't be a James.
PhorrestGaze: maybe we've tried this quest before...
PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow I wonder if Victoria Day has an above-average significance for people in Victoria, BC
drfox17: I mean, I originally thought they were all rezzed Destiny style
Engine512: But my name is James...
Arclight_Dynamo: @SalsaDraugur I'd imagine they're agents of whatever remains of the Epistemic Republic, even if what remains is just an idea. Which could mean they're from the city, or from some place affiliated with it.
silenceaux: It could very well be that the act of preserving the cube was their entire initial mission.
Arclight_Dynamo: And feeding it to the Augur was a bad idea.
gizmofreak1: !advice
LRRbot: Hold your fruit.
plummeting_sloth: I shall refer to this gentleman as Roy
drfox17: somewhere, a checklist item gets crossed off
m0nkeyrama: LUL Petyr
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Despoiler98: HAHAHAHAH
Arclight_Dynamo: Garbage in, garbage out. Kappa
ZeniteZero: LUL
SajuukSjet: *snerk*
silenceaux: The "ffftooom" noise from Dark Souls right after she said that to Petr
Despoiler98: wow
m0nkeyrama: Petyr's seabatBRAIN just exploded
plummeting_sloth: the fastest Petr's brain has ever moved
SajuukSjet: MiNd MaGiCs
I_Am_Clockwork: Stranger Things (tm) ?
Dog_of_Myth: Petr needs a few naps
gnome_friend: !findquote nap
LRRbot: Quote #4941: "I'm gonna go have a nap and then I'll save some lives." —Graham, as Marten [2018-04-30]
PharaohBender27: Petr's resting state is, "What the hell is wrong with you all!?"
suspiciouslackofdragons: "I don't like that." -Petr re:everything
Despoiler98: Nope completely uknown
Despoiler98: slytqFacepalm slytqFacepalm slytqFacepalm
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
margieargie: I'm sure they have all sorts of names for it.
Despoiler98: you SPECIFICALLY don't know your background!
Arclight_Dynamo: Uh...
snowcookies: Poor woman
ContingentCat: Sword's big scar on his back makes me believe he's a legit member
LeeshaJoy: I'm kind of impressed that everyone just, y'know, *believes* that they're amnesiac and aren't lying about it for Reasons.
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun :D
Darleysam: oh I've just seen Sword and Petr's statuses @LoadingReadyRun so good
DarkNacht: and this becomes a campaign of 1 episode on mystery and 5 episodes of fucking around at an inn
ContingentCat: Nice tables Heather
suspiciouslackofdragons: i'd be very surprised if Sword wasn't a legit member
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Maybe you can be a new person and embrace the unknown!
PharaohBender27: @LeeshaJoy Good point. Though I'm guessing that people faking it wouldn't act as clueless
ZeniteZero: "No!" LUL
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: omg heather <3
Despoiler98: Petr's PISSED
Arclight_Dynamo: Petr was *super* calm before. Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: Petr: NO YOU MOVE WORLD!
Feminine_Desires: They never asked how to get their memory back.
Inquisitorgaia: or how to find sombody who could
LeeshaJoy: I'd lay about fifty-fifty odds that this turns out to be an isekai in disguise.
suspiciouslackofdragons: welp! what else can go wrong?
chi7891: Adam is doing better but still needs to chill more. Heather is on fire!
PharaohBender27: @Feminine_Desires Wait until Petr figures that out, and then . . . hoo boy
ContingentCat: @chi7891 I have a feeling it's the character who's constantly freaked out not Adam
gnome_friend: ^
gnome_friend: Adam is doing fine
PhorrestGaze: ^
Despoiler98: Isn't that just Warhammer 40K?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: *
plummeting_sloth: So, she's telling Dark Souls
Kraest: I’ll forgive them not asking obvious questions because the way Cam presented the situation falls very well in line with Kant’s ideal of the sublime: it was something unfathomable that caused them to go blank
Arclight_Dynamo: Dying Earth genre, eh?
DarkNacht:
mtvcdm: (signing) Everything will be all right....
Despoiler98: are we Dark Sun now?
Despoiler98: @mtvcdm no....stop it....just no....
ContingentCat: @Kraest hm I don't remember that part of Kant well, I'll have to look into that thanks
chi7891: On an entirely positive note, heather’s jokes have been really great this week!
Kraest: @contingentcat I love his ideals of beauty. They’re extremely fascinating!
PharaohBender27: Wait wait wait . . . Everyone except Sword has a surname, and his name seems contrived. What if Sword was supposed to be the bad agent who was stopping the other three, or vice versa?
m0nkeyrama: LUL very nice
Despoiler98: home rule
plummeting_sloth: thank you, lack of magical inflation
niccus: nobody snores right
m0nkeyrama: I feel like Sword would snore
bowsin_durrows: What if Sword *is* Sword's surname and he doesn't have a first name?
Arclight_Dynamo: Stew, ale, and a room for five bucks? Yeah, this isn't an apocalyptic setting at all! Kappa
gnome_friend: !findquote sword
LRRbot: Quote #475: "The sword is sufficiently metal." —BusTed [2015-07-18]
phenexian: @Kraest I feel like Kant's sublime was intended to be more overwhelmingly good as an experience. The Oracle was more like a manifestation of the Absurd
ContingentCat: @Kraest oh yeahh beauty came up right at the end of my class on Kant it was neat but I didn't particularly get deep into it
LeeshaJoy: Picture the tree, Sword!
chi7891: @pharaohbender27 That would be cool
Despoiler98: visualize vitu ghazi Serge
Dog_of_Myth: Trees should have reach
m0nkeyrama: Oh my
suspiciouslackofdragons: stew-pendous
Despoiler98: i like stew slytqItsfine
m0nkeyrama: Is this Disneyland? :o
rrtycoon2: Wow
Kraest: @phenexian With how I learned about Kant, his ideals of beauty had little to do with good or bad, just raw emotion
mtvcdm: Sword is actually the pokemon Sword is carrying. He asked it its name. It said 'sword'.
Feminine_Desires: *chucks die*
Despoiler98: @Feminine_Desires melt it in the microwave to a puddle
snowcookies: is sword a paladin?
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah. Detect evil.
Arclight_Dynamo: He's deffo a paladin.
Arclight_Dynamo: I'd bet they all are. Like last campaign.
TriggerHappy2Pi: oh none of them have a class listed
Despoiler98: No I think he's a Druid
Arclight_Dynamo: This is a *very* Cam interpretation of paladins, though.
LoadingReadyRun: Can confirm that they are not all paladins this round.
TriggerHappy2Pi: def paladin cosidering burning bright
sivakrytos: boleznena and petr are _not_ dressed like pallys
TriggerHappy2Pi: oof
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
DarkMorford: Adam katesLol
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun thanks lrrHEART
Dog_of_Myth: I kind of want Petr to be a barbarian?
chi7891: MAke him roll for it
seth_erickson: Petr likes to live on the edge
fritobandeeto: love this
gnome_friend: This isn't a coward's stream
Despoiler98: Clerics?
plummeting_sloth: Petr dies from "sudden onset remembering he's gluten intollerent"
seth_erickson: but he also likes to know who exactly he is.
ghostvalv: she's so dwarfie
phenexian: @Kraest I distinctly remember reading Kant discuss how other overwhelming experiences often inspire fear even if unjustified, but the sublime is a pleasurable experience.
Dog_of_Myth: @plummeting_sloth LUL
silenceaux: Bolesnya
phenexian: @Kraest but my interpretation could have been wayyyy off
Despoiler98: mmmmmmmm bread bowl
DarkNacht: They seem like all rouges
snowcookies: I love those
Arclight_Dynamo: "Meat"
aesir_blade: well now i'm just hungry
suspiciouslackofdragons: everything is fine
BrindleBoar: soylent stew
Despoiler98: DO IT
suspiciouslackofdragons: bread booooowl
sivakrytos: rouges
Kraest: @phenexian The description my philosophy professor gave to explain the sublime in the simplest terms he could was “standing on the beach as a hurricane approaches”
suspiciouslackofdragons: soylent greens
m0nkeyrama: oh god LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the better part of discretion
snowcookies: lol
seth_erickson: believe it
Dog_of_Myth: That's canon in my head.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: waow
niccus: oh of course, they're all ninjas
BasilBrushOff: Heather is killing me with these captions
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
sivakrytos: seakage
Despoiler98: OMG Adam made the Anime ref NOT IAN!??!?!!?!? slytqWTF
sivakrytos: (we did decide it was seaboshy right?)
Darleysam: Serge now playing Katana
PharaohBender27: Am I the only one thinking that there's something on Cori's character sheet that explains why she seems so cautious, e.g. hiding as soon as others show up, and later insisting on clutching her belongings rather than take a watch shift?
Rockario: When an excitable person asks you if you're the Hokage, you say no, or you prepare for battle
Dog_of_Myth: First Minecraft, now anime. Adam is a changing.
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 You are not.
plummeting_sloth: finally, some Petr Slam Poetry!
PharaohBender27: Flagons!
sivakrytos: @Dog_of_Myth spending 10 days in a car with beej does things to a man
plummeting_sloth: eh, it's small beer. You're just staying nourishe
m0nkeyrama: Perry DansGame
gnome_friend: Where's Perry?
suspiciouslackofdragons: Flagons of Ale (tm)
Dog_of_Myth: @sivakrytos Well played. LUL
Despoiler98: phrasing?
PharaohBender27: @plummeting_sloth Huh, I've never heard the phrase "small beer" before
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lighting_bolt_123: canada police
Despoiler98: gotem!
suspiciouslackofdragons: ya hecked up son!
Dog_of_Myth: !quote beer
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: !findquote beer
LRRbot: Quote #4134: "If there's free beer in a canyon, I'mma take it." —Alex [2017-03-29]
gizmofreak1: !findquote drunk
LRRbot: Quote #2546: "Go home, anime. You're drunk." —Alex [2016-05-18]
phenexian: @Kraest oh, so Kant often used a storm to describe the sensation of the sublime in terms of scale, but also talks about how storms aren't true objects of the sublime, the sublime is mostly reserved to abstract concepts, that the storm is nothing compared to say absolute freedom.
plummeting_sloth: @PharaohBender27 it's a kind of very dense, low alcohol beer that was very popular until the last 2 centuries or so
plummeting_sloth: just enough alcohol to keep it "fresh"
Despoiler98: Anyone remember Drunk Adam Jensen? That was my fave Graham character other that Agatha Fisty
plummeting_sloth: it's usually what is being spoken of when there are historical accounts of children drinking "beer"
Arclight_Dynamo: @plummeting_sloth Anything up to 2.5% ABV is a small beer these days, isn't it?
ogzangief: petr seems to be a show off or is it just me
suspiciouslackofdragons: natasha romanov confirmed for dice friends npc
RzltDK: Flavored water humans have always wanted.
PharaohBender27: @plummeting_sloth I mean, that makes sense. Just haven't heard of that phrasing before.
RzltDK: *is something humans
Dog_of_Myth: Now I need a beer.
Kraest: @phenexian Right, but the situation my professor gave was a moment where you’re faced with the unfathomable and for a moment you feel and think of absolutely nothing, and that moment is the experience of the sublime
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
Despoiler98: Cori OUT
RealGamerCow: Irish Goodbye
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 Ever watch Firefly? "Mudder's Milk" is basically that.
plummeting_sloth: @Arclight_Dynamo sort of, although most modern small beers aren't made the same the old ones were, mainly because the old ones weren't designed for taste. I've made them before. They are aggressively neutral
plummeting_sloth: at best
Kraest: @phenexian (much as I would absolutely love to delve deeper into philosophical interpretations, I’m missing parts of the game. Sorry, friend!)
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Been probably a decade or so seen I've seen that
phenexian: @Kraest oh yeah, that's a pretty good summery of the sublime.
phenexian: @Kraest no worries. Enjoy :)
Arclight_Dynamo: @plummeting_sloth Interesting!
PharaohBender27: @plummeting_sloth Would they be "cloudy" in the sense that you could potentially chew on them? I remember my father telling me that that was a thing you might encountered with "cloudy" beers
goblingravy: oh heck what if the PCs' memories went into someone else's incunabulum??
PharaohBender27: *encounter
plummeting_sloth: @PharaohBender27 DEFINTELY. They were nutriionally dense and often had a lot of filler grains that wouldn't themselves ferment, or fermented very inefficiently
plummeting_sloth: er, nutritionally
TehAmelie: you might say the line between bread and beer is. . .fluid
gnome_friend: Splice onto arcane
plummeting_sloth: The biblioarcanotek
PharaohBender27: @plummeting_sloth OK. Have never had such a thing before, but now I'm pretty sure I intellectually understand exactly what you're describing
SnowToad: !uptime
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SnowToad: awww
SnowToad: did I miss anything important chat?
m0nkeyrama: lrrSPOOP
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You should buy the fiber protection plan.
SajuukSjet: nice word, Sensorium
Nigouki: it sees you when you're sleeping, in knows when you're awake
Despoiler98: Sensorium? this is just warhammer
Despoiler98: WHAT
PharaohBender27: "Like, can it see me going to the bathroom?"
Feminine_Desires: @SnowToad quite a lot of important things yes.
Nigouki: IT'S SANTA!
ContingentCat: Oh my
plummeting_sloth: @PharaohBender27 I do a 18th century brewers impression, so I work with a lot of arcaic and extinct beer recipes
Arclight_Dynamo: @plummeting_sloth Did you see the fellow who managed to revive ancient Egyptian yeast to bake bread?
suspiciouslackofdragons: Big Augure is always watching
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PharaohBender27: @plummeting_sloth That sounds fascinating
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Despoiler98: I'm sorry the Augure has orbital strike capability and we're just OK with this?
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Sarah_Serinde
Arclight_Dynamo: Hi Sarah!
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde lrrHEART
m0nkeyrama: LUL Adam
plummeting_sloth: @Arclight_Dynamo , I have not, but I am an acquaintance with someone working on using brewing yeast found on the Vasa shipwreck
gnome_friend: Where do the spell components of the Augur come from?
snowcookies: Petr lol
gnome_friend: Like, who gives it the power to punish people?
Arclight_Dynamo: @plummeting_sloth Yoo! That's very neat!
Dog_of_Myth: Interesting..
plummeting_sloth: that's one of the reason I like about playing WFRP, is the question of "can you read" or "can you use numbers" comes up in a way that seems interesting and not punishing
PunkRockZoologist: Didn't Cam say once that the Lauder family crest is a stump?
ContingentCat: these guys need a library pronto
m0nkeyrama: Giving her the 3rd degree
gnome_friend: lrrWOW Heather
j0xer: did they not ask her about the city?
TriggerHappy2Pi: @j0xer they did ask her
Dog_of_Myth: Whoever is doing the captions: Bravo!
ContingentCat: @j0xer she didn't know about it
Despoiler98: are we sure its no the Augure's "caretakers" that arent nuking people
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: "hold muh beer"
mtvcdm: Dog_of_Myth, the captions are Heather (they're always Heather).
ogzangief: this is a bad idea petr
gnome_friend: !findquote heather
LRRbot: Quote #5758: "This game seems incredibly Heather's Jam." —James [2019-01-24]
LoadingReadyRun: gah.. mic
Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun direct hit
Kraest: Thanks Adam
Dog_of_Myth: @mtvcdm Thanks. Honestly didn't know.
Arclight_Dynamo: Petr: (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
suspiciouslackofdragons: shmooz roll
Eklinaar: Trapdoor Spider has been called
Arclight_Dynamo: GAH. Heather, you changed that while I was copying it. o_O
TehAmelie: hmm how original would it be to have a sitcom where the characters are D&D characters all with a different critically low dump stat?
m0nkeyrama: Yooooo
FireFlower18: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Despoiler98: booooyaaaa
Despoiler98: T POSE
chi7891: 24!
plummeting_sloth: the linguistic footsie master
Arclight_Dynamo: "Petr walks out with three women and two men on his arms." Kappa
Baldrash: seabatBRAIN
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suspiciouslackofdragons: shmooz champion
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
A_Dub888: !findquote charisma
LRRbot: Quote #1758: "Are we bantering? No, bantering implies some sort of charisma and chemistry." —Graham [2016-02-10]
DarkMorford: katesWa katesOw
plummeting_sloth: "Hey, are you angry about not knowing anything?" "I AM angry about that! let's be friends!"
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: LUL
Baldrash: Ice burn!
ContingentCat: hmmm metaphores
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Don't expect an explanation, since it would be too lengthy and off-topic, but I still have no idea how people type emotes like that face you just made or the table-flip emoji
m0nkeyrama: Reddit :o
SketchyDetails: oh gosh. Cam just dropped a hint about what the symbol means. lets see if anyone picks up on it
snowcookies: Petr becomes reddit
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 I do a Google search, then copy & paste it. :P
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 You can also set up phone or PC shortcuts.
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Works for me! :D
plummeting_sloth: hehe
TriggerHappy2Pi: yeah the cut the tree down but not gone @SketchyDetails
FlyingUltraCar: A stump, like the Lauder family crest if I recall something Cameron said ages ago on the LRRcast
PunkRockZoologist: Yep, I've heard Cam talk about this before. This stupid for sure based on his family crest.
Arclight_Dynamo: ^
plummeting_sloth: Ah, I've had these drunken philosphical investigations
LoadingReadyRun: @PharaohBender27 I've been copying them from https://looks.wtf
PunkRockZoologist: *stump
plummeting_sloth: "And... what IS the world, anyway"
PaperDoopliss: Cam makes a very good philosophical drunk
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Good to know! Thanks!
Arclight_Dynamo: That's a very optimistic view of human nature.
chibi_bento: a person with first nations ancestry having a stump for a Crest is a Big Mood.
Arclight_Dynamo: Mead is *expensive*. It would not be that.
plummeting_sloth: You can get some STRONG ass mead if you want it, Sword
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Despoiler98: @LoadingReadyRun thats the best website I've ever seen
Arclight_Dynamo: God dammit. Now I want a barleywine.
Kraest: Sword is drinking metheglin*
Grevas13: they're adventurers, they can afford mead
PharaohBender27: @PunkRockZoologist So, seeing how he just described it as "You can cut down the tree, but the stump's still there," I can't help but wonder if it's a cheeky reference to how European-Americans tried to kill off the indigenous peoples, but there's some who survived
FlyingUltraCar: Also, didn’t Cameron say something about “rise” when they all woke up?
mtvcdm: ∩(˵☯‿☯˵)つ¤=[]:::::> is my new favorite emote from that site.
plummeting_sloth: And then Cameron's character starts drunkenly opining on The Good Place
PharaohBender27: That is, in the context of the Lauder family crest
plummeting_sloth: Dogs also innately don't like unfairness!
Kraest: @flyingultracar the sigil makes them think of the word rise
silvalunae: waxing a bit philosophical there
TriggerHappy2Pi: I really like Amers
PharaohBender27: Wait, who are they talking to here? Got too distracted over here in chat :P
PaperDoopliss: @PharaohBender27 Anders, who is drunk
m0nkeyrama: Getting real deep
suspiciouslackofdragons: andres
ContingentCat: good idea to not have your sword when drinking
Despoiler98: uhoh slytqWTF
suspiciouslackofdragons: *Anders
PharaohBender27: Thanks, @PaperDoopliss
JohnLockeCole: Heather with the real philosophy up there
ogzangief: yeah i agree @silvalunae
JohnLockeCole: I say that and it goes away
plummeting_sloth: time for a BAR FIGHT
PharaohBender27: Also thanks @suspiciouslackofdragons
suspiciouslackofdragons: np
Arclight_Dynamo: And that's the other side of it - the ugly side of human nature.
DarkMorford: lol Heather
phenexian: Is Anders a paladin?
mtvcdm: Heather, once again, baying for tabletop blood.
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Arclight_Dynamo: @phenexian I don't think he is. I think he was.
phenexian: ooof
phenexian: poor guy
Zalthia: So, Anders is a paladin, right?
suspiciouslackofdragons: i guess?
silvalunae: doooo et
Rockario: Man, that's real advice if I ever heardd it
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: You must convert taxmen back into entertainers.
Arclight_Dynamo: Lord, was Anders a Golden City guy before?
m0nkeyrama: Bar fight 👀
mtvcdm: bar fight! bar fight! bar fight!
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun :D
plummeting_sloth: Roadhouse!
Dog_of_Myth: Did I miss anything important. Had to get a beer.
Despoiler98: Theyre White Anglo Saxon Protestants?
lighting_bolt_123: ok.. so what's going on now?
Arclight_Dynamo: @Dog_of_Myth Anders was drunkenly talking about the nature of good and evil.
PharaohBender27: @Despoiler98 lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: @Arclight_Dynamo Thank you.
Despoiler98: @PharaohBender27 PJSalt slytqItsfine
e_bloc: cheer141
lighting_bolt_123: @despoiler98 sal-tq =saltq
plummeting_sloth: woo small beer!
plummeting_sloth: I was 10 minutes ahead of my time!
PiGuy2000: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:17:35.
Despoiler98: @plummeting_sloth r u a wizzzzard?
gnome_friend: They're mono-white
plummeting_sloth: a brewing wizard
PiGuy2000: Forgot about this starting an hour earlier, time to go to VOD land! Bye chat!
PharaohBender27: So now I'm wondering why the Golden City worships wasps, since it's not like wasps produce honey (right?). Maybe it's a militaristic thing, since wasps sting?
Despoiler98: shoot em!
PharaohBender27: @plummeting_sloth :D
Arclight_Dynamo: Sloppy drunken stumbling Anders. :D
gnome_friend: Bye @PiGuy2000
lighting_bolt_123: bluuuuugh
ContingentCat: drunk Anders?
gnome_friend: lrrHAM
e_bloc: it's antlers
plummeting_sloth: Anders= lrrHAM
Despoiler98: Thats.....not a signa.l
e_bloc: finally, Petr has come back to the party
TacitusVigil: "That can wait" is the signal. Got it.
t3h_f1gm3nt: hella pls
lighting_bolt_123: ok good that can wait
Despoiler98: Coris character is FUCKED UP
ContingentCat: I love Hella
xantos69: cheer50 I actually totally agree with Cori. Leaving the room is totally a signal.
gnome_friend: Hella?
gnome_friend: What's going on?
lighting_bolt_123: damnit cameron
e_bloc: so you don't know where to go next
lighting_bolt_123: DRUGS!!!
Kraest: Extreme paranoia is a character trait, right?
gnome_friend: drugs?
Arclight_Dynamo: Hella is deeply wrong in the head. :D
plummeting_sloth: how about you tell me the name of the movie you want to see
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: a Thing?
SajuukSjet: oh gods, Ian :D
lighting_bolt_123: @gnome_friend drugs.
tehfewl: If leaving the room is a signal, i've been reading so many signals wrong
Despoiler98: Rose has the character trait PARANOID slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
SydPreviouslyHeadache: YES!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
jonasjonIV: this si great
m0nkeyrama: Is she wrong
suspiciouslackofdragons: you know? the thing!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: a Thing! I love Things!
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Would you say she's . . . hella crazy? (I'll show myself out)
Despoiler98: Did you get that THING I sent ya?
lighting_bolt_123: @despoiler98 people think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
Rockario: Ooooh, she's worried about augur learning where they're going and blabbing to someone?
NotCainNorAbel: Six and then the leftover one
plummeting_sloth: "Looks at left over pocket change, estimates*
ContingentCat: drink number: yes
gnome_friend: !findquote dwarf
LRRbot: Quote #4584: "A beach is less granular than Dwarf Fortress!" —Alex [2018-01-04]
KV1NN4: Only Hella
Rockario: She feels it in her jellies
LoadingReadyRun: Last session they just told everyone they met everything, so I think she just doesn't trust they won't do that.
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gnome_friend: Hella is an amazing character
Dog_of_Myth: cheer100
SajuukSjet: getting cH vibes from Cori atm :P
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun probably a good idea
FITorion: heck... this session they've told almost anyone anything...
plummeting_sloth: Petr needs to roll a constitution check to see if he yarts
Arclight_Dynamo: Do I want to know?
gnome_friend: !findquote squeet
LRRbot: Quote #4664: "Don't forget to like, squeet, and subscribe." —Dix [2018-02-07]
plummeting_sloth: vomits
BusTed: yartzes
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah!
RealGamerCow: That seems odd for an average inn
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote bread
LRRbot: Quote #3116: "Is this because we ate bread?" —Ian [2016-08-05]
plummeting_sloth: or, if it's a crappy inn, the smell of reheated, crappy bread
Inquisitorgaia: !runtime
mtvcdm: Review this inn, LRRBot.
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2947: "We can't show you, in case it does exactly what we expect it to do." —Graham [2016-07-13]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Sword: Bringer of food
plummeting_sloth: the smell of fantasy Lenders Bagels
TacitusVigil: Does this Inn have a trip adviser score?
gnome_friend: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #768: "Real talk: don't Fulton your horse." —Kathleen [2015-10-01]
ContingentCat: with this food detail I think Sword has kids and he's a great dad
Tripleyew: And now, a discussion for the group Yelp review they leave
e_bloc: petr is the designated talker
Tripleyew: Also: ‘Evening, all :)
gnome_friend: sergeHi Tripleyew
snowcookies: wow hangover Petr
Nigouki: Petr is the PR department
ogzangief: dont temp fate petr
PharaohBender27: "Where's the horses!? I'm sorry, but I'm super confused, and I need horses!
drfox17: Sword, checking his charisma stat: "Petr, you like talking to people..."
Despoiler98: mmmmmm breakfast beer
plummeting_sloth: Petr yada-yadas through some hungover horse-trading
xantos69: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:26:42.
chibi_bento: all I can think for Petr's character is that meme of the guy throwing up his hands and saying 'ok!!! I GUESS!
plummeting_sloth: Petr needs to see a man about a horse
Arclight_Dynamo: Sword is rich, I thought.
plummeting_sloth: I mean, you paid for a run somehow
snowcookies: wut
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Not after gambling it all away last session!
gnome_friend: Hella is hella great
bowsin_durrows: He needs to see a man about several horses.
NotCainNorAbel: my FiL once told me to turn where the orange rooster used to be in order to find his cabin.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, the Horse District!
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 ...right. :D
m0nkeyrama: Horses \ seabatTROG /
CaptainSpam: This isn't turning into a Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse thing, is it?
RealGamerCow: "Go past tha Dunkins that used to be across from Wierd Larry's, I think he got hit in the head by a foul ball at Fenway..."
bowsin_durrows: Q: How much ironblood? A: Rose.
TacitusVigil: @CaptainSpam I was thinking the same thing. :P
ContingentCat: oh no
TacitusVigil: I hate this character already.
plummeting_sloth: oh god he's THAT guy
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh he's one of THESE assholes
Despoiler98: did he fight at higher gravity?
silvalunae: the ass crack of dawn yes
DarkMorford: 100% with you Heather
KinoGami: i know this joke
m0nkeyrama: Anders NotLikeThis
I_Am_Clockwork: oh goodness. A fantasy crossfit-er
ghostvalv: lrrFRUMP
e_bloc: petr is really sorry he asked
phenexian: oh no
KinoGami: Woody from Cheers
Rockario: And Petr holds the same perplexed look the whole time
snowcookies: oof
TacitusVigil: Would it be uncouth to say "kill him and loot his body"?
TacitusVigil: Kappa
Rhynerd: Do you have a healer?
plummeting_sloth: Sword too likes to vomit
chi7891: LOL
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
ogzangief: i must go ok guys enjoy the rest of the stream cya guys next week
m0nkeyrama: Adam LUL
Feminine_Desires: They have to talk to the hospital girl!
gnome_friend: bye @ogzangief
mowdownjoe: mawp
t3h_f1gm3nt: adam pls
suspiciouslackofdragons: Natalia has married an "interesting" man
BusTed: riPepperonis
Despoiler98: WHAM right in the ears
Tripleyew: ‘Night, @ogzangief
UnhappyYak: adam best at microphones
snowcookies: and podcast
I_Am_Clockwork: "Ask me about Grim Fandango"
Feminine_Desires: They can't leave without finding more about their mental condition.
TriggerHappy2Pi: ew
Despoiler98: Goddamn Adam METHOD ACTING
SydPreviouslyHeadache: IN Character
TacitusVigil: lol
Tripleyew: Once again, Adam makes his desire for chat to differ known
lighting_bolt_123: lol
kenny_roberts84: dude
coelopteryx: gesundheit of belching. but it's a secret gesundheit
m0nkeyrama: Hahaa
PharaohBender27: @Feminine_Desires Can't they, though?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was really funny
Tripleyew: *suffer
Dog_of_Myth: Is this the Horse Hut?
ogzangief: good night guys
SajuukSjet: LoadingReadyRun :D
MadmanOreo: a chinese war horse?
chi7891: LOL @Heather
Nocxia: CHEAP HORSE
Arclight_Dynamo: "I want the Ford Taurus of horses."
ContingentCat: not best, good enough horses
I_Am_Clockwork: lvl 1 horses
drfox17: a honda civic
SajuukSjet: bad wording adam :)
e_bloc: so we got ponies
TacitusVigil: The Ford Festiva of horses.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
drfox17: YES SERGE
Dog_of_Myth: Can I interest you in some Horse Armor?
DK_84: The -- Mustang?
mtvcdm: This horse can fit so many horses
DarkMorford: the Geo Metro of horses
lighting_bolt_123: @drfox17 my mom's got that !lol
Tripleyew: “We need sixteen legs and minimal attitude.”
t3h_f1gm3nt: hey! i LOVE my corolla thank you very much!
wilcoxchar: ah the El Palomino
ghostvalv: this horse can jump so many fences
TacitusVigil: Make sure they throw in the shoes for free!
ContingentCat: of course Serge names it
Rockario: Look, the undercoating is important. You don't want week-old stable shit coating the bottom of your new horse
Arclight_Dynamo: The Ford Gremlin of-- wait.
mtvcdm: What can I do to get you into a horse... toDAY?
Inquisitorgaia: what about tack and feed?
elah806 slaps roof of horse
n3ther: 13buckaroos
m0nkeyrama: oof
Despoiler98: JESUS
drfox17: "I want a horse that someone would steal, not because it's expensive, but because they're EVERYWHERE"
m0nkeyrama: LUL
I_Am_Clockwork: 2000000 Double $
mtvcdm: !clip
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BusTed: slytqShrug
TacitusVigil: Serge. Horses are *expensive*
MadmanOreo: in this economy?!
Nocxia: wimp,book book baba bomp
ContingentCat: looks like we're doubling up
plummeting_sloth: we have 4 swords amount of gold
TacitusVigil: So....crimes?
m0nkeyrama: LUL
A_Dub888: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #3813: "Math don't even real" —Cameron [2017-01-06]
n3ther: hint hint
I_Am_Clockwork: Adam "We're a Commune" Savidan
n3ther: Serge is the mom of the group
Dog_of_Myth: Burning down the cart is coming back to bite them.
Kraest: Wow...one of my monk characters has more money than this entire party combined. O.o
Talin06: Haggle
m0nkeyrama: Yoooo
Dog_of_Myth: Roll for saddle.
lighting_bolt_123: shahahahahah
ContingentCat: <o/
gnome_friend dobs
BusTed: shashashaaa
TacitusVigil: I mean, we can't afford the horses anyway, so... Kappa
mtvcdm: Hamsters!
Arclight_Dynamo: Just saddle up Boleznena.
drfox17: bridles!
lighting_bolt_123: that's to farr
thomturtle: Petr, using those good looks to everybody's advantage.
Nigouki: and some performance enhancing drugs please too
I_Am_Clockwork: Adam turning this into Red Dead Redemption 2 up in here
CantWearHats: "alright I'll throw in some shoe fluid"
drfox17: i wanna see if cam makes them have issues due to lack of bridles
DK_84: No.. that's too string
arcaneIllumination: Riding Dachshund!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: strongest horse is a centaur
mtvcdm: lrrGOAT
elah806: @Kraest in the campaign I run we basically ignore rations and spell components so the only thing my players spend money on is curios, gold in our sessions comes in increments of thousands generally
silvalunae: you cannot handle my stallion
CantWearHats: my horses are too strong for you traveller
PhorrestGaze: don't look a gift horse saddle in it's nought saddle
lighting_bolt_123: these horses could kill a grislebrand
I_Am_Clockwork: My Horses could kill a Dragon, let a lone a man
RealGamerCow: Is this like the rental lot at an airport?
TacitusVigil: "Here are instructions on how to operate your horse. Enjoy."
snowcookies: weeb reference
I_Am_Clockwork: You need a horse seller that sells weaker horses
Dog_of_Myth: These horses ride dragons for fun.
plummeting_sloth: well, first you need a VERY large hat to dress a horse
bowsin_durrows: They're buying the horses that kicked them in the heads to lose their memory.
drfox17: @TacitusVigil "Would you like to go through the tutorial for horses?"
Nocxia: horse gatcha!
Darleysam: check the glovebox for the horse manual
DiscordianTokkan: Good ol' lock muscle memory
Rockario: Same thing happens with playing instruments
lighting_bolt_123: if you kill the horse seller you get the katana
Darleysam: especially to see how to set the clock
m0nkeyrama: Fake it til you make it
TacitusVigil: @drfox17 [skip] (ignores horse end user agreement and just clicks 'agree' )
ContingentCat: wow Petr doesn't say something out loud
snowcookies: oh no
arcaneIllumination: @Nocxia Uma Musume phone game?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ADam is about to get killed by a horse?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: aww
I_Am_Clockwork: Petr, the consumate social chameleon
plummeting_sloth: he's trying to deceive the horse about his ability to ride horses
drfox17: Sword slings himself into the saddle like he's Legolas
CantWearHats: "you are only mildly concussed by the horse"
Despoiler98: UM
TacitusVigil: Do the horses already have names, or will our heroes get to name them?
margieargie: Horse kicks him and he loses his memory -again-
KV1NN4: Petr is gunna end up amnesia'd again
ElementalAlchemist: "As you say that, the horse poops. You step in it."
Despoiler98: thats called a pony
Dog_of_Myth: You don't enter the horse from the rear Petr
Despoiler98: damnit Cam got there first
ContingentCat: yess pony
BasilBrushOff: Kevin
TacitusVigil: Should have tried to get a discount for the pony.
drfox17: "Horse"
I_Am_Clockwork: wish fufillment here on Dice friends
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Glue
SajuukSjet: Deploy...... The SHETLAND PONY! >D
A_Dub888: *Butterfly meme* Is this how you horse?
Rockario: Because the pony is the approximate dimensions of a chesterfield
drfox17: This is honestly the most important part of Breath of the Wild
Arclight_Dynamo: My horse is named "For Lack of a Better Name."
Nocxia: Cori got THE UR: the PONY
BusTed: Time to ride into a desert.
Tripleyew: Dwarven pony, complete with bulette repellant
PhorrestGaze: don't get attached
drfox17: I named my go to "Courser"
Dog_of_Myth: Petr: I'll take the horse with no name.
DarkMorford: Adam's horse is named "Elmer" Kappa
mtvcdm: And coming up on the inside it's Forlackofabettername!
I_Am_Clockwork: she shows you where the horses safty is
KinoGami: petr would totally get a horse already named Petr
margieargie: How to change the oil- wait
m0nkeyrama: wow
I_Am_Clockwork: never muzzle sweep with your horse
MrPhlip: gotta remember to pick up the maintenance manual for your horse
CantWearHats: don't forget this horse needs premium hay, not unleaded
Dog_of_Myth: Dat stare!
Arclight_Dynamo: WOW that look. o_O
snowcookies: glares
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam gets killed bya stable hand?
t3h_f1gm3nt: peter pls
silvalunae: oooooh that look
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Petr*
Nocxia: ooh noooooo
e_bloc: don't stick anything in its mouth
plummeting_sloth: this is when you find out petr actually LEASED the horses, not purchased
Dog_of_Myth: *the DM will remember this*
Juliamon: Just avoid its mouth entirely
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun I'm legit loving the off-screen reactions :)
HavenJunde: try not to startle horses, say, by yelling :P
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ElementalAlchemist: With Petr, "out of earshot" is extremely far
suspiciouslackofdragons: Petr needs to find his chill
ElementalAlchemist: so watch out for that
drfox17: shopping?
KinoGami: time for old town road? Kappa
drfox17: some people love that stuff
TacitusVigil: Do we have a horse license?
Featherweight_: I love shopping in dnd actually
DarkMorford: Country roads...
CantWearHats: wait, did they get horse insurance
elah806 thinks the phrase "spell components" and shudders
drfox17: @DarkMorford Take Me Home
gnome_friend: !pubg
LRRbot: Player Two's Desync Gun Party
KinoGami: CantWearHats everyone knows you don't get the insurance. it's such a scam Kappa
TacitusVigil: Remember, pass on the left when you're on the road.
drfox17: To the Plaaaaaaace I belooooooong~
drfox17: WEST VIRGINIA
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote horse
LRRbot: Quote #768: "Real talk: don't Fulton your horse." —Kathleen [2015-10-01]
Dog_of_Myth: TheIlluminati
plummeting_sloth: it knows if you've been bad or good so be good for the gods sake!
chibi_bento: it's santa clause
I_Am_Clockwork: Petr puts on his copper armor and starts yelling insults at Zeus
insane_42: stsHello
FlyingUltraCar: Hundreds
Rockario: Sword, you're giving Hella a panic attack
I_Am_Clockwork: omniservant
Inquisitorgaia: omnipresent
FlyingUltraCar: Hundreds are listening to you rn
dangerous_safety: clairvoyant?
ContingentCat: now Hella is shook for a change not Petr
PharaohBender27: I can see for miiiles and miiiiles . . . .
FlyingUltraCar: Omnicognizant
PunkRockZoologist: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:42:26.
phenexian: omnituens
Arclight_Dynamo: @phenexian "All-killing?"
gnome_friend: The omnigendered hyperbeing we all know and love today
I_Am_Clockwork: also mount doom
drfox17: base of a mountain?
I_Am_Clockwork: Tolkien loved his singular montains
plummeting_sloth: it's not a lonely mountain! It has hobbies! It gets out!
drfox17: like... a mine shaft?
phenexian: @Arclight_Dynamo no, the latin for all seeing
ContingentCat: with ruins of a town around it?
TacitusVigil: Down in the deep of goblin town? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Secrets 👀
I_Am_Clockwork: Base of a mountain. where the mountain keeps all its stuff
PharaohBender27: "Why am I the only one freaking out!?"
gnome_friend: !findquote adventure
LRRbot: Quote #1530: ""Did they died? Did they died?" "You didn't! You fell from the lrrEFF ing sky and landed on the..." "Wow, what a wacky adventure! We got hit by a lrrEFF ing cruise missile."" —Alex and Graham [2015-03-27]
silvalunae: tbh irl i would be petr so i can't be that mad
TacitusVigil: You're really more acquaintances. You work together.
SajuukSjet: Cori, plz :D
PhorrestGaze: oof
Arclight_Dynamo: @phenexian Ah! I got my Latin and my French mixed.
I_Am_Clockwork: """"friends"""""*
ostcrammath: Co-Adventurers
Dog_of_Myth: co-workers
I_Am_Clockwork: *maybe not actual friends
ContingentCat: yikes
plummeting_sloth: "f"r"i"e"n"d"s"
Despoiler98: ROADHOUSE
ContingentCat: that was a nice pen pop
CantWearHats: *licks grass* "a Swayze passed this way..."
plummeting_sloth: you're traveling on the "My Way or the" Highway
mtvcdm: Horse's name is Horse
ContingentCat: "anything" it is
Arclight_Dynamo: "Yammer"
phenexian: @Arclight_Dynamo :P
m0nkeyrama: It's perfect
Dog_of_Myth: Ridin Swayze...
mtvcdm: Nailed it
Inquisitorgaia: steaks and new boots
silvalunae: horse in dwarf
KinoGami: I still think Petr and Petr would be great
TacitusVigil: The problem is that if Roadhouse dies and Adam replaces it, then it's Roadhouse II, and that's a *terrible* name. Kappa
ostcrammath: Hörse
TacitusVigil: *Ian
CantWearHats: the only way that could be better is if the Pony was named Horse
KV1NN4: Is This Horse?
plummeting_sloth: now we have the names for our horse spin-off adventure
kerbalized_: sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
I_Am_Clockwork: of note, Sword's horse is Sugar lump, no Horse
plummeting_sloth: or are the horses immediately going to die now that they've been named
margieargie: Has that horse been through the desert?
gnome_friend: Picture the tree
I_Am_Clockwork: I thought having names gives you one "get out of jail free card" for death in DND?
erloas: is Cori's horse a real horse this time, or another robo-ram or robo-other not quite horse thing?
dangerous_safety: Serge "My horse eats dead people" Yeager
PhorrestGaze: IS the Horse names hoarse?
PharaohBender27: Uh-oh
Jorge4hg: lrrFINE
TacitusVigil: Is this a bad time to mention the idea of getting remounts? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Wait, Petr's the one not questioning their lack of presence?
ostcrammath: Hærse
kerbalized_: Horse named #NotACult
jubale1: After the Flood. Set in Canada 2019?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I relate to Hellas distrusting
spicydungus: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: Oh, so NOW Petr's not freaking out
Rhynerd: Maybe they got the hours long meeting?
tim19862: dice friends \o/
Despoiler98: Huray!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: its Nothing!
ContingentCat: this is an interesting switch, Petr not freaking out and Hella is
kerbalized_: wait why isnt a horse named TEETH?
TacitusVigil: Any good dreams?
m0nkeyrama: Hooray \ ResidentSleeper /
gnome_friend: teeth?
TacitusVigil: Or nightmares?
gnome_friend: !teeth
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote nothing
LRRbot: Quote #3230: "Nothing more comes out..." —Ian [2016-08-15]
kerbalized_: awww
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam beat me to it
margieargie: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
m0nkeyrama: LUL
TacitusVigil: Oh Alan. The partridge, right? Kappa
plummeting_sloth: CHIRP CHIRP I'M A ROBIN MOTHERF*CHA CHIRP
n3ther: camDab
Dog_of_Myth: Waking up to mini dinos
TacitusVigil: "Acquaintances"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Roadtrip
TacitusVigil: Co-workers
ostcrammath: I can already see the samurai jack flashback montage
kerbalized_: 80s montage
gnome_friend: sergeFriend s
Arclight_Dynamo: The apples have replenished? Yo. Magic?
kerbalized_: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
TacitusVigil: I assume they just stole horses on the way from the trees.
PharaohBender27: Um, someone explain to Sword that characters don't experience montages in montage form
I_Am_Clockwork: I like that Petr owns up to his bs if he is called on it
plummeting_sloth: Petr has a regretable case of Saddle Groin
TacitusVigil: *stole apples
m0nkeyrama: Poor dude
ContingentCat: ouch
Inquisitorgaia: theres a timing like meeting in the middle during sex
Dog_of_Myth: "The MOUND"
ContingentCat: yeah you remember where the terrifying nest is
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH we're backtracking. I don't know how i missed that. i'm having trouble paying attention
I_Am_Clockwork: @plummeting_sloth could be worse. he could also have swamp ass
kerbalized_: "DM I poke the nest"
ostcrammath: all right gang, spread out and search for clues
SydPreviouslyHeadache: nice
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
SajuukSjet: :D
plummeting_sloth: The Great Unknown
PharaohBender27: Wait wait wait - they're heading back they way they came from? I clearly missed an important plot point
kerbalized_: plot compass
Dog_of_Myth: Don't burn the horses!
Rhynerd: They have a lead in that direction, a hidden city!
Grevas13: hella and sword believe there's something in that direction the augur did not want them to know about
BloodnBullets: it worked out so well last time...
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 Cori saw the thing the Augur was hiding off in this direction. So they're after it.
kerbalized_: following Hellas vision
Despoiler98: NOPE lrrWOW
Despoiler98: and then rain
m0nkeyrama: 🤞 🤞
TacitusVigil: Tents. Frying pan. A compass.
plummeting_sloth: I mean, we know this campaign would be intense
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Thanks
kerbalized_: sleep in the nest!!
NotCainNorAbel: and another storm come through and they forget everything again.
TacitusVigil: [It begins to pour]
BloodnBullets: it would be real bad if there was a storm...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: LRRs monkey paw slowly curls
Jorge4hg: if you believe it works
Despoiler98: how?
I_Am_Clockwork: I would love it if it turns out that Adam did indeed burn the cart
MadmanOreo: I think a little rain is a minor inconveniance compared to the amnesia storms
TacitusVigil: Serge, it was always burning since the world's been turning.
Arclight_Dynamo: "You find a cart, with four sleeping people in it. They are you. You feel compelled to attack them." Kappa
Saucefire: There are dice AND friends. This is the most accurate title ever :D
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @Arclight_Dynamo
Arclight_Dynamo: @gnome_friend Man, I gotta DM something. :D
gnome_friend: That does sound like an interesting premise
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gnome_friend: Double vigilance
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
kerbalized_: "I attack me"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: could be a meteor
Jorge4hg: it could be a boat
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo You sleep. While you do so, you dream of four spirits lead by a guide that control your destiny. One of them does not know how to ride a horse.
RealGamerCow: Remember that nest? Wasn't that around?
Grevas13: could be encounter tables
plummeting_sloth: it could be a boat!
jonasjonIV: book mimic
mtvcdm: But Fig Newton is fruit and cake.
Kraest: An Australian possum screams right next to Petr. He screams back and needs a change of pants.
MadmanOreo: "i roll dice dramatically" -kathleen
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Ha! "He seems to speak, but says nothing." :P
tim19862: "It's a cookbook!" "To serve man!" D:
m0nkeyrama: Yiiiikes
Despoiler98: NOPE NOPE NOPE
Jorge4hg: oh god
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh Boy
I_Am_Clockwork: Fox?
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Man, for some reason that made me think of La Jetee
Nigouki: oh hey, Let's NOPE is early
BrindleBoar: lrrSPOOP
kerbalized_: fox?
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote crying
LRRbot: Quote #6034: "I got this tattoo for crying. After I killed a man. The first one is always the hardest." —Ian, as Enor [2019-05-10]
e_bloc: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ostcrammath: dont foxes sound like children crying
gnome_friend: What does the fox say?
Saucefire: Kenku >_>
Despoiler98: nope kill it with fire
Despoiler98: NOPE
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 I mean, they're both kinda WTF things, so...
Despoiler98: NUKE IT FROM ORBIT
Jorge4hg: use fire
m0nkeyrama: lrrSPOOP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's just a grazer
kerbalized_: yeah foxes sound like demon screaming babies
ContingentCat: cow friend?
Saucefire: Try to seduce it.
Darleysam: I did not expect a single line of description to be quite so effective
PhorrestGaze: lrrCREEPL lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPR
Dog_of_Myth: Sword flexes to the night
m0nkeyrama: He grabbed the monster manual 👀
Despoiler98: omg that worked
BusTed: okie dokie then
Jorge4hg: omg
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo I guess it's the whole "Meeting yourself at a fateful moment" aspect that made me think of it
Arclight_Dynamo: I have *had* this moment with a raccoon in downtown T.O. during an evening thunderstorm.
I_Am_Clockwork: ooh mountain lion
kerbalized_: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
KinoGami: cougar attack
m0nkeyrama: Nice job, Serge!
TacitusVigil: I hope everyone is watching Sword do this.
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 Ooh, yeah. That scans.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Cat said to itself, i can get easier prey
kerbalized_: fox!
ContingentCat: katesLurk
I_Am_Clockwork: yus got it
Nigouki: aww, let the XP get away
snowcookies: weird flex but okay
Jorge4hg: weird flex but ok
Kraest: Vaguely feline? Displaced beast?
DiscordianTokkan: Y'know, like you do
gnome_friend: !findquote flex
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Kraest: Displacer*
MrPhlip: Dawn of the third day. 24 hours remain.
RealGamerCow: Arclight_Dynamo Last fall I had a deer bound out of the woods in the dark and pass about 10 feet in front of me when i was walking my dog. Scared the poop out of me.
m0nkeyrama: Yikes Adam
I_Am_Clockwork: A spork in the road
DarkMorford: ADAM
Despoiler98: Adam RIGHT ON THE MIC
I_Am_Clockwork: ruh roh adam
Arclight_Dynamo: ADAM
Dog_of_Myth: ADAM LUL
wilcoxchar: if I remember I think that's actually close to what you should do if you encounter a mountain lion
kerbalized_: ah beat me to it @mrphlip
Despoiler98: Adam is abusing his mic tonight
NotCainNorAbel: lol Adam
gizmofreak1: !findquote child
LRRbot: Quote #4108: "I don't think Ian was ever a child." —Heather [2017-03-15]
Arclight_Dynamo: @RealGamerCow Yeah, geez, that'd do it. o_O
gnome_friend: Two roads diverge in a wood
kerbalized_: @snowcookies sergeJustRight sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
Arclight_Dynamo: "A road and an unofficial footpath diverge in a prairie..."
NotCainNorAbel: We need an Adam and his mic montage.
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeSqueak
Juliamon: sergeSqueak
DarkMorford: sergeSqueak
Despoiler98: squeak?
gnome_friend: sergeSqueak
kerbalized_: sergeSqueak
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
HavenJunde: sergeSqueak
I_Am_Clockwork: but is Life a highway?
snowcookies: it's a Serge thing
Kumakaori: sergeSqueak
Kraest: sergeSqueak sergeFriend
Despoiler98: DAMNIT ADAM
canoecrasher: lrrFINE lrrFINE
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Jorge4hg: Adam
PharaohBender27: Am I the only one wondering why Under Armour would make T-shits? I mean, I thought they made underwear, you know?
Despoiler98: Kill Him Cam SMITE HIM
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 Layers! For skiing!
Dog_of_Myth: *The DM will remember this*
RealGamerCow: Look out pigeons, it's Robert Frost!
gnome_friend: Cam "Never frost yourself" Lauder
Grevas13: two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and i played good riddance
TacitusVigil: So we're on the highway to hell?
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Oh, they make skiwear? Sorry, I can be quite ignorant about these things
Despoiler98: yup orbital nuke you're all gonna die
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil No. The Highway of Hella.
Inquisitorgaia: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:59:47.
kerbalized_: what's the chance it's from the last campaign?
gnome_friend: decent
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 I mean, I figure? They make many different types of activewear. I know you can get, like, balaclavas from them.
kerbalized_: spoopy
ContingentCat: Internet come on this is not the time to fart out
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo I know her. She likes to break things.
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
TacitusVigil: The sun's getting real low, big guy.
m0nkeyrama: Go for the high ground seabatBRAIN
gnome_friend: !card basalt monolith
LRRbot: Basalt Monolith [3] | Artifact | Basalt Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {3}: Untap Basalt Monolith.
kerbalized_: *DM looks around suspiciously*
Jorge4hg: my favorite words good
Arclight_Dynamo: "The tower is flesh. You are consumed. Roll new characters."
gnome_friend: Arclight_Dynamo...
gnome_friend: sure?
kerbalized_: jeebus
PharaohBender27: Hustle like a commodore? [Gets yanked off with a hook]
I_Am_Clockwork: 78% chance a necromancer lives here now
bowsin_durrows: It wouldn't be roll new characters, it would be campaign ends.
kerbalized_: fleshomancer?
gnome_friend: Urza wuz here
Despoiler98: Hedrons?
ContingentCat: D&D brutalism?
TacitusVigil: Oh hey, it's turned into a Metaphor Kappa
plummeting_sloth: so, excellent hot pepper growing then
Dog_of_Myth: So New Jersey?
kerbalized_: get the geologist, rock is sick
Arclight_Dynamo: I feel that Cameron has been watching that HBO Chernobyl series.
Arclight_Dynamo: That's GOTTA be the inspiration.
m0nkeyrama: Nat 20!
kerbalized_: that series is so effin good
Dog_of_Myth: NIce Serge
Jorge4hg: ohh good
e_bloc: oh shit it's Graham
kerbalized_: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
A_Dub888: !findquote evil
LRRbot: Quote #2467: "Maybe you won't have resting evil face, Penelope?" —Kathleen [2016-05-09]
rrtycoon2: Malevolent, the opposite of Benevolent.
Kumakaori: opposite of benevolent
Kumakaori: eyy o/
Arclight_Dynamo: "Menefolent," I believe, is what he said. :D
kerbalized_: Graham the Old One
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Rhynerd: I was there!
TacitusVigil: Wait, what?
kerbalized_: wuht
Jorge4hg: wat
I_Am_Clockwork: and dogs can't look up
BloodnBullets: Malevolent: serge when hes rulling a minecraft village
ContingentCat: wat
TacitusVigil: Wait, no, you can't just say that and move on-
jonasjonIV: Cam is a scientist!
BloodForTheCorelab: yes that is a very old and wrong theory....
Darleysam: something something duvet (sorry ben <3)
plummeting_sloth: this hill is canceled!
drfox17: "I've got a bad feeling about this"
Grevas13: its 2019, we eat assbrains
KinoGami: adam was subject to the saskatchewan public education system Kappa
arcaneIllumination: I have never heard that theory about the brontosaur.
Despoiler98: TIME FOR TEA
Arclight_Dynamo: "I feel funny. Get your swords." *Leaves Room*
kerbalized_: wait are we just moving past the thigh brains?
StarWarsTHX1138: do we know what classes they're playing? or just ideas
gnome_friend: We don't know yet
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
m0nkeyrama: No idea yet
BloodForTheCorelab: well cori is a dwarf :P
Despoiler98: oh god Cam is rolling dice slytqWTF
StarWarsTHX1138: ok thought so but wasn't sure
Arclight_Dynamo: @StarWarsTHX1138 All that has been confirmed is that they are not all paladins.
gnome_friend: !findquote dice
LRRbot: Quote #4960: "I demand you roll dice to amuse me." —Kathleen [2018-05-07]
plummeting_sloth: look, this place might have dark magic, but man... I don't want to get wet
ContingentCat: kateshThank
TheMerricat: ripcheer100 Dinosaur Brains! ripcheer100
m0nkeyrama: LUL thank you Heather
ContingentCat: * katesThank
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote gravity
LRRbot: Quote #268: "Go away, gravity." —Paul [2015-05-11]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm envisioning a daedric shrine
gnome_friend: Some sort of gravity warlock
sivakrytos: @StarWarsTHX1138 of course the character art is some basis for speculation
bowsin_durrows: Clearly we know, Sword's class is Half Orc, Hella's class is Dwarf, Boleznena's class is Half-Elf, and Petr's class is Human. They're all level one.
m0nkeyrama: lrrSPOOP seabatYIKES
suspiciouslackofdragons: ankilosaurs had pseudo brains in their tails
Arclight_Dynamo: @bowsin_durrows Ah. So this is first edition. Kappa
gnome_friend: lrrHERE
holir_: Sword has a bad feeling about this.
kerbalized_: wow I had no idea butt brains was even a thing, thanks Paul/beej/tech!
gnome_friend: Heather
ContingentCat: cheer69 katesThank lrrHEART
kerbalized_: thanks Heather!!
ContingentCat: Sick Burn
LoadingReadyRun: lrrHEART
TacitusVigil: Are we Ghostbusters now?
bowsin_durrows: @Arclight_Dynamo Sounds right.
Dog_of_Myth: cheer100
canoecrasher: lrrHEART lrrHEART
suspiciouslackofdragons: Yes
BrindleBoar: Magic is perfectly normal. Ghosts are just a myth, with no evidence to support their existence.
TheMerricat: @kerbalized_ so the bad news is, butt brains have been pretty much disproven so... they really weren't a thing. :-P
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrSPOOP force 1
kenny_roberts84: Lol
QuietJay: In the back, where the brain also is.
m0nkeyrama: what
suspiciouslackofdragons: aw BibleThump
KV1NN4: Vera Copperarm?
Despoiler98: ok Cori is a compulsive liar
kerbalized_: @themerricat i figured lol, i just had zero frame of reference for that comment haha
kenny_roberts84: Shit
LoadingReadyRun: Hella thinks anyone could be listening.
KV1NN4: I like that name *writes it down*
gnome_friend: Mal elephants
suspiciouslackofdragons: Big Brother is always watching
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love Hella
gnome_friend: lrrHEART Hella
LoadingReadyRun: I'd say less compulsive liar and more doesn't trust anyone.
kerbalized_: the word of tue day is malepholefes
A_Dub888: !card elves of deep
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
Arclight_Dynamo: Hella is paranoid. That's the word.
m0nkeyrama: Good old petr
SydPreviouslyHeadache: light, the promise of saftey
SajuukSjet: Deep Shadows, oh dear
Arclight_Dynamo: Rogue?
gizmofreak1: @gnome_friend opposite to ben elephants
Despoiler98: UM Petr's not totally human?
ghostvalv: gloom stalker ranger?
Kraest: rrrrrrrrrogue?
Dog_of_Myth: Stab the Darkness
arcaneIllumination: I swear I remember seeing a picture of some horses at Assateague Island in Maryland taking shelter from a storm in a bathroom.
t3h_f1gm3nt: ian no!
kenny_roberts84: "go down" lol
suspiciouslackofdragons: theif/assassin?
KinoGami: Petr is a merchant, clearly
kerbalized_: oh god
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:11:41.
plummeting_sloth: and behind the anteroom is a pro-room
Relentless_Bread: where's the horses
m0nkeyrama: We might get some combat 👀
gnome_friend: Looks like such a mess
PunkRockZoologist: Miners, not minors. You've lost me.
kerbalized_: ah, the lich has a mudroom! Cozy!
Despoiler98: oh shit this is some Dungeon crawl shit
PharaohBender27: @plummeting_sloth lrrWOW
suspiciouslackofdragons: ooh! a basement!
Despoiler98: stairs going down THIS IS A DUNGEON
TacitusVigil: Loot it?
Dog_of_Myth: Loot it all then have a fire sale.
fritobandeeto: I'm so bummed I missed the first part of this :(
kerbalized_: petr isnt terrified of dungeons?
ContingentCat: who and/or what is here
Eklinaar: She said dooooown
m0nkeyrama: Oh my
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
suspiciouslackofdragons: NOPE
kerbalized_: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
PharaohBender27: katesScared
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
lleat10: oooooooooohhh noooooooo
ContingentCat: oh no
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
Despoiler98: COMBAT
spicydungus: lrrSPOOP
m0nkeyrama: lrrSPOOP
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSPOOP
Dog_of_Myth: Flex at the ghost!!
m0nkeyrama: They exist :o
gnome_friend: !findquote ghost
LRRbot: Quote #4524: "You turned all the Beejs into ghosts!" —Paul [2017-11-30]
kenny_roberts84: Who's on first was so good
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
lleat10: spoop!
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
plummeting_sloth: Bustin does not make Petr feel good
josh_le_crafter: benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive
gizmofreak1: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ lrrARROW lrrSPOOP
MrPhlip whistles the Let's Nope opening tune
Kraest: Oh good, there’s two things!
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Arclight_Dynamo: katesWa sergeHolyMoly
Feminine_Desires: :lrrspoop:
Feminine_Desires: aw forgot
gnome_friend: brain pls
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote ghost
LRRbot: Quote #2708: "Some foreign ghost just comes in and raises the property out from under us." —Ian [2016-06-01]
m0nkeyrama: LUL
kenny_roberts84: Braining is hard
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Brians
suspiciouslackofdragons: when did this turn into a let's nope!
gizmofreak1: !findquote brain
LRRbot: Quote #5494: "My brain works!" —Ian [2018-11-09]
SketchyDetails: The Solipsists Prayer: God are you there? Its me, you.
chibi_bento: we in combat now, baby!
m0nkeyrama: Oh dear
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @SketchyDetails
Arclight_Dynamo: "It passes through you and shanks Petr."
suspiciouslackofdragons: poke it!
Arclight_Dynamo: Wait. Does Hella know who she is and remember everything?
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo "Petr takes" (rolls dice) "....all the damage. And dies"
snowcookies: knew she was a rogue
Dog_of_Myth: Sneak attack with a battle axe.....I'll allow it.
jonasjonIV: subtle ax.
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil Welp. Good run. :D
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo lrrSPOOP
phenexian: i don't get why you couldn't sneak attack with an axe
phenexian: if they dont see you coming you can just aim for the neck
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo "Petr becomes a ghost and just constantly shouts 'I'm real!'"
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: oh my
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil "I don't like this! Aren't you freaked out by me!?" Kappa
suspiciouslackofdragons: oh no, of course it's Bendy and the Ink Machine
plummeting_sloth: ah, level one characters
gnome_friend: I love this scenario that Arclight and Tacitus are coming up with
Nicarrow: hi all
mtvcdm: If it bleeds, it can bleed out.
gnome_friend: sergeHi Nicarrow
plummeting_sloth: if it bleeds, I can grill it
suspiciouslackofdragons: pretty sure it's "if it bleeds, it can be killed"
Baldrash: If it bleeds, we can kill it.
PhorrestGaze: the shadow?!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Mr Game and Watch
Arclight_Dynamo: Vantablack. Got it.
kerbalized_: "If it bleeds... wait, it bleeds?"
TacitusVigil: Oh, see if it asks us what do we want?
suspiciouslackofdragons: Mr. Game and watch
gnome_friend: How are we in combat with it if it has shadow?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: glad i'm not alone with some of my go to thoughts
m0nkeyrama: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
Nigouki: soooooooo it's Leliel from Eva
lleat10: nice
ghostvalv: smite :|
m0nkeyrama: Just kidding, you've done all you can
plummeting_sloth: you get an inkling, then shakes it off
drfox17: something something Sea of Dirac, something something 4th dimensional creature
silvalunae: hagrid i shouldn't have said that .png
gnome_friend: It's the cube!
gnome_friend: Or, the sphere! rather
suspiciouslackofdragons: poke!
Kraest: Petr has a torch. He should attempt to swing it at the shadow
ContingentCat: *kicks wall*
TacitusVigil: I'd like to think this is all psychosomatic and the ghost is actually taking no damage.
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: oh no
gnome_friend: Or are we the evil?
TacitusVigil: *what would
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil I'll tell you when you're older?
canoecrasher: You'll find out when you're older
plummeting_sloth: it's good groans, because there's a sex dungeon downstairs
I_Am_Clockwork: I hate load-bearing malevolence
kerbalized_: good groans are against twitch tox
kerbalized_: tos
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Listen, i don't want to kinkshame, but can we stop poking the ghost?
suspiciouslackofdragons: zombies?
m0nkeyrama: Mega dead Kreygasm
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil *That's* a euphemism!
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gnome_friend: extra bonus dead
coelopteryx: really quite sincerely dead?
TacitusVigil: Whelp, time to get back to down, go to the inn, and grab a pint. (winks)
gnome_friend: Are we entering the realm of wind and ghosts?
PharaohBender27: Deader than a doornail in a mausoleum!
SajuukSjet: M-M-M-M-Monster Dead
kerbalized_: legally-distinct-not-a-mummy
TacitusVigil: *town
Jorge4hg: They play good music
Dog_of_Myth: Maybe it's a friendly zombie...
m0nkeyrama: spooooky
SydPreviouslyHeadache: memories of a scream
I_Am_Clockwork: It sounds like someone trying to make Nazgul noises
DiscordianTokkan: Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool
Nigouki: 58 necrotic damage
m0nkeyrama: Ooooooh myyyyyyy
suspiciouslackofdragons: UH OH
Baldrash: OW.
kerbalized_: yiiiiiikes
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Jorge4hg: holy
I_Am_Clockwork: oops whoops
canoecrasher: OUCH
jonasjonIV: k
Dog_of_Myth: Ouch
PharaohBender27: :O
mtvcdm: One off!
snowcookies: plz no tpk
ContingentCat: YIKES
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
holir_: TableHere
Kraest: OH.
Arclight_Dynamo: You take fifteen damage. No. Nono. Not to your hit points.
rrtycoon2: Get that sense it's hurting, but not actually being damaged...
Arclight_Dynamo: LEVEL DRAIN!?
DarkMorford: Ability damage? Hoo boy
Rockario: You know they're malevolent, because they are letting you suffer instead of just killing you
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Rhynerd: Ah, this kind of shadow monster.
PharaohBender27: Like, if Sword dies, will Serge not be here next session?
kerbalized_: I remember picking up an enchanted ax in pathfinder and getting stuck with a charisma of 2...
Kraest: Oh. OH. I know what they’re fighting. oh.
mtvcdm: The good news is they're all level 1, so they have no levels to drain.
orbitaltuna: new character, sord
Arclight_Dynamo: @PharaohBender27 Death is... flexible in D&D.
suspiciouslackofdragons: i mean, he'll probably just roll a new character
FITorion: yeah... stat adjustments suck... you have to recalculate everything...
LoadingReadyRun: We'll worry about it if it actually happens.
PharaohBender27: The spleen? That's close to the heart, right?
gnome_friend: !pubg
LRRbot: Brendon Grendon's Tendon Distendin'
mtvcdm: I've never actually seen a character death on stream in a tabletop game. We'll see if we can keep the streak alive.
TacitusVigil: Whatever happened to those zombos?
m0nkeyrama: Ah yeah, we don't know if they have a healer NotLikeThis
mtvcdm: Uh ohhhhhhh
TacitusVigil: Critical 1; you trip and die.
gnome_friend: Sword needs hopsital
niccus: here's some reading material for your journey to the afterlife
canoecrasher: I missed the description - do they not know theiir characters?
mtvcdm: I've watched MMA fights before.
Kraest: AC is 12? Yup. I know what they’re fighting and daaaaamn I hope none of them die to it.
Arclight_Dynamo: "Wow! I heard all the health ome out of Sword!"
j0xer: cori at least knows she has sneak attack
gnome_friend: sergeOffByOne
erloas: all hits then all misses?
m0nkeyrama: sergeOffByOne
BasilBrushOff: sergeOffByOne
Arclight_Dynamo: @Kraest Spill?
Ferisar: you see "Zombie" above its health bar
Ferisar: very streamlined
PhorrestGaze: you better start believing in ghost stories mr. Zelse, you're in one
e_bloc: hell yeah brotha
m0nkeyrama: Oh dear
bowsin_durrows: I was gone, is this in the tower or a bit later?
suspiciouslackofdragons: wait wait wait. soldierS? PLURAL??
gnome_friend: This is in the tower
Kraest: @arclight_dynamo It’s a Shadow. The thing that it did to Serge, if he dies, makes another Shadow in 1d4 hours after his death.
erloas: in the tower
Feminine_Desires: Is this a TPK? Will we see our first character deaths for ever on Dice Friends?
Despoiler98: right in the kisser
mtvcdm: (swipe) ....mmmmmmmMMMAH
m0nkeyrama: Ouch, that sounded like it hurt
Arclight_Dynamo: @Kraest ...huh. Yeah, okay, that's a thing. o_O
ghostvalv: dude quitit
TacitusVigil: "Hey, remember that time that zombie slapped
TacitusVigil: Adam to death?"
gnome_friend: !findquote darkness
LRRbot: Quote #564: "I just grope around in the darkness and hope I get lucky." —Serge [2015-07-18]
Kraest: @arclight_dynamo Yeah, they don’t seem super terrible at first...and then they’re SUPER TERRIBLE.
bowsin_durrows: This zombie slaps!
aquinas_0: well crap
aquinas_0 reads up the monster entry
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote critical
LRRbot: Quote #3735: "My pants are critical." —Ian [2016-12-13]
aquinas_0: well double crap
PhorrestGaze: keen kukri were 12+ I think
PharaohBender27: @Feminine_Desires God, I can imagine how disappointed Cameron would be if that happened. "I . . . built a whole world!"
j0xer: crit on any hit is the only way you can actually hit any high CR enemies anyway
Rockario: There is a way for fighters to crit on 19s
m0nkeyrama: Ian \ seabatTROG /
gnome_friend: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #4449: "The real friends were the ones we lost along the way." —Ian [2017-11-01]
aquinas_0: oh thank god
Despoiler98: hurray!
Despoiler98: They are totally Clerics
suspiciouslackofdragons: POOF!
plummeting_sloth: "OW... oh wait I'm dead"
aquinas_0: cheer100 Life!
Dog_of_Myth: If it's dead...we can kill it.
drfox17: bard?
Kraest: @arclight_dynamo Oh also, it can move through a space as small as 1 inch, so that’s also fun! 8D
plummeting_sloth: the sword pierces it as it pierced Sword
m0nkeyrama: Extra motivation! PogChamp
Rhynerd: “They can be felled! They can be beaten!”
Arclight_Dynamo: @Kraest ...that's legit scary as all fuck?
suspiciouslackofdragons: heck
MrPhlip: someone turned on the zombie faucet
Despoiler98: CLERICS
m0nkeyrama: DM I do that
Kraest: @arclight_dynamo Isn’t it? 8D
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Master_Gunner: oooh, is Sword a Pally?
bowsin_durrows: *rolls a d30*
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, yeah, Paladin.
Despoiler98: OR paladins again
StarWarsTHX1138: PALLY!!!!
aquinas_0: hes a pally!
Despoiler98: never mind, paladins
m0nkeyrama: Eyyy, he's got magic heals
aquinas_0: huzzah!
Despoiler98: YAY PALADINS
plummeting_sloth: when you ooops into a paladin
Jorge4hg: ohhh yeah paladins
e_bloc: think of the tree
ContingentCat: @Despoiler98 Heather's said they're not all Paladins
snowcookies: Serge is a paladin, Hella is probably a rogue
goblingravy: bolez is a bard, i think
gnome_friend: !findquote tree
LRRbot: Quote #5967: "I'm gonna be the bones in trees." —Paul [2019-04-05]
FlyingUltraCar: Nice!
goblingravy: and hella'sa rogue
Despoiler98: @ContingentCat LRR has been known to lie >.>
KNACC: is it an all pally party again?
jonasjonIV: Sword is clearly a necromancer
goblingravy: hella has sneak attack
suspiciouslackofdragons: maybe Bolez is a monk?
aquinas_0: nah, that would be too predictable
Dog_of_Myth: HELLA SMASH
suspiciouslackofdragons: Hella zombie bowling
TacitusVigil: Sword (bravely takes a nearly mortal blow); Petr (screams about a light slap) Kappa
StarWarsTHX1138: So Sword=Pally, Hella=Rouge, Bole really a caster of some sort?, Petr Bard?
Despoiler98: I want Adam/Petr to be a mage after all
Jorge4hg: Petr is a hero
aquinas_0: petr I'm going sorc
Despoiler98: it would be sooooo funny after all the melee
Arclight_Dynamo: @aquinas_0 No arcane knowledge, tho.
aquinas_0: ah
snowcookies: Petr is an anime protag
suspiciouslackofdragons: dats me!
aquinas_0: that would tank it
j0xer: i think Adam has a way to cast a light spell
Juliamon: Petr is some annoying noble the other 3 were escorting
j0xer: since cam said he could have done something instead of lighting a torch
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this zombie never saw combat when it was alive
aquinas_0: Petr the 3rd ed diplomancer :P
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Zombae
drfox17: it casts sending to inform you of the attack, and that you may reply to that message
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Zom B
DiscordianTokkan: Zomb Salt Bae
suspiciouslackofdragons: despite the fact it is described as an "undead soldier"
m0nkeyrama: Boleznena is a beast
Jorge4hg: is a beast
PharaohBender27: @SydPreviouslyHeadache Zom B only saw illustrations of combat when they were alive
bowsin_durrows: They could have been recruiters when they were alive, those are still soldiers.
j0xer: Ian could be a ranger? idk what abilties they have any more
plummeting_sloth: the rich craftsman that credits their tools
BasilBrushOff: 'tis a flesh wound
Despoiler98: sweep the leg
gnome_friend: lrrHEART Hella
aquinas_0: i will say this makes me want to pick up a few 5th ed source books
TacitusVigil: We're going full Black Knight on this zombie aren't we?
Despoiler98: oh drear
suspiciouslackofdragons: ya leg's off!
Despoiler98: dear
Grevas13: take off all the limbs and turn it into a garbage disposal backpack
gnome_friend: !findquote bone
LRRbot: Quote #2642: "I'm being told it's referred to as a "bone folder" which sounds like something I'd keep my bones in so I don't lose them." —Ian [2016-05-30]
Dog_of_Myth: Hot Axe threw zombie.
Dog_of_Myth: *through
josh_le_crafter: !quote 2
LRRbot: Quote #2: "The day I stream Minecraft is the last time I stream." —Adam [2015-01-17]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: haha. iw ould have assumed wedding cakes were heavy
holir_: Got it. Zombies are lemon cakes
coelopteryx: lemon cake is a good type of cake
Dog_of_Myth: So tasty?
suspiciouslackofdragons: *powder puffs
StarWarsTHX1138: Shield Bash
LoadingReadyRun: ah lemon cakes. The zombie of cakes.
coelopteryx: now i just want baked confections
Relentless_Bread: grapple
ghostvalv: shove
snowcookies: lvl whatever: the best homebrew class
plummeting_sloth: the book Cameron referenced just said "Sure, okay" on every page
SajuukSjet: appeal to GM passed, do whatevs :P
erloas: would have been bull rush, but don't know 5e
gnome_friend: When life gives you zombies, make lemonade
Despoiler98: lets say Yes? I love that answer as a DM I use that answer a lot if someone does something cool
suspiciouslackofdragons: move the zombonie
SajuukSjet: yas, COri :D
drfox17: @LoadingReadyRun The most delicious of zombies, the kind that we eat
Riandisa: Now I just want lemony desserts and I have none
coelopteryx: the zomboni, it runs but there's no gaaass in the taaaannkk oooooo
Dog_of_Myth: First this game made me thirst for beer now it's making me hungry...
Despoiler98: Its just GONE
drfox17: i am eating lemon & raspberry ice cream
suspiciouslackofdragons: rude share
BasilBrushOff: Petr (covering eye): "Sword, I'm NOT an ambi-turner!"
plummeting_sloth: Adam the pro rolling to hit and for damage at once
Dog_of_Myth: Put torch directly to the eye.
justwhatever_idk: "My eye burns from you poking it! There is no other reason it is burning!!"
Despoiler98: Adam try NOT stabbing when you have no depth perception slytqWTF
m0nkeyrama: Petr sure is confident he won't stab sword while he only has one eye
Despoiler98: No steppy!
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeSqueak
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
gnome_friend: sergeSqueak
m0nkeyrama: Jeeeesus
Despoiler98: Jesus
m0nkeyrama: 12 damage
Kraest: sergeSqueak sergeFriend
Jorge4hg: Jesus
rrtycoon2: Aw, is that all?
snowcookies: wow
Despoiler98: Ok Ian is a Fighter
suspiciouslackofdragons: defs a fighter
TacitusVigil: Pin the Axe on the Zombo
ContingentCat: I love the idea of sword making Serge's squeaks
suspiciouslackofdragons: it's hella stuck
Despoiler98: the zombie encountered an ax
e_bloc: hella must be a gardener because that was a great planting
m0nkeyrama: Good lord, they hit pretty hard
Dog_of_Myth: Ex-zombie
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it has become dead once more
plummeting_sloth: Hella the zombie weedwhacker
Despoiler98: sooooooo 2 fighters a rogue and a paladin?
j0xer: one sliced loaf of zombie coming up
Kraest: Ever seen a zombie get misted? In that it becomes a fine mist?
niccus: kneaded
Despoiler98: lrrWOW
m0nkeyrama: WutFace
suspiciouslackofdragons: ew
Gulleko: eogOh
Arclight_Dynamo: What Hella does: https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-03-2016/j8azF8.gif
aquinas_0: so sword pali, petr rogue or bard, hella ranger? boleznena warrior?
Despoiler98: Sword is totally a paladin
e_bloc: I think we're alone now
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
suspiciouslackofdragons: Hella's probably a rogue
aquinas_0: what did she do rogue-ishly?
snowcookies: petr is probably not a rogue
snowcookies: she tried to sneak attack
Despoiler98: Sword- Paladin, Rose and Bolez Fighters and Petr something squishy like a rogue or a sorcerer
snowcookies: with an axe
Arclight_Dynamo: @aquinas_0 Sneak attack.
aquinas_0: ah
ghostvalv: the menu error sound
StarWarsTHX1138: still thinking Pally, rouge, fighter, bard (or some type of charisma based caster)
Despoiler98: ART?
Dog_of_Myth: The horses have forgotten they're horses.
suspiciouslackofdragons: @aquinas_0 she also did a sneak
gnome_friend: The horses are now dragons
bowsin_durrows: We know that Petr isn't trained in arcane knowledge.
MrPhlip: Dog_of_Myth lrrWOW
Despoiler98: those horses are now dogs
aerohydra: hallie2Hello
Nigouki: does any one of them have speak to animals? D:
ContingentCat: as well as the horses would be upset you should go give them apples and hugs
suspiciouslackofdragons: ooh! a basement!
Arclight_Dynamo: You go down the stairs, and emerge on the *top* of the tower.
drfox17: one day we will get a d&d stream where people ride large yellow flightless birds that are legally distinct from a SquareEnix property
erloas: bard seems most likely, sorc wouldn't be using a sword at all
aquinas_0: ah! Ranger can get sneak
aquinas_0 reads
gnome_friend: !findquote loot
LRRbot: Quote #4359: "Holy shit, I actually killed a dude in PUBG! ...I wonder if I should loot his body?" —Beej [2017-09-15]
Despoiler98: are we forgetting Druids? maybe too squishy?
m0nkeyrama: RIP Treasure
thraximore: Treasure *was*
TacitusVigil: There's a nice rusty chest...full of tetanus!
gnome_friend sacrifices a treasure to add R
snowcookies: treasure retired
drfox17: @erloas He could try, and not do well...
mtvcdm: What's the treasure?
mtvcdm: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mysterious pizza
Ferisar: please, this is a fantasy adventure @TacitusVigil it's super tetanus
aquinas_0: ah, nevermind, common multiclass
Dog_of_Myth: I want a Cassowary as a mount....also it fights for me.
gnome_friend: ^
gnome_friend: That is amazing
gnome_friend: A cassowary cavalry
drfox17: A yellow cassowary?
wilcoxchar: @Ferisar enraged tetanus
justwhatever_idk: zombichor
Oatway_: petrichor and regular ichor
drfox17: you can name her chocolina?
Despoiler98: smells like victory?
m0nkeyrama: Zoombinies 👀
Ferisar: @wilcoxchar lightning enchanted tetanus?
HavenJunde: wait, Petr ichor?
BasilBrushOff: booooooo :)
suspiciouslackofdragons: lol
Despoiler98: Im not up to date on Core 5ed they seem to keep to the core classes what are the core 5ed non-expansion classes?
gnome_friend: Monuments to MAN's FOlly and SHEDs
ContingentCat: I've been watching too much minecraft, my brain was just 'it's ok just enderpearl up'
Arclight_Dynamo: Dull grey metal. That's plutonium.
m0nkeyrama: yiiikes
Arclight_Dynamo: Ooh. Graphite, perhaps.
Arclight_Dynamo: Chernobyl again.
ContingentCat: oh
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Roll for gamma radiation.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "iu'm sure it's fine"
Ferisar: @Despoiler98 barbarian, bard, cleric, fighter, paladin, ranger, rogue, warlock, sorcerer, wizard
BrindleBoar: When in doubt, lick it.
Ferisar: however, there's no 'extra' classes in 5e, only sub-classes
Ferisar: (unless you count UA)
PunkRockZoologist: Oh, this used to be adamantium or some other magical metal
coelopteryx: metallic substance: smells metallic
Arclight_Dynamo: @PunkRockZoologist Oh shit. The vault blew up.
coelopteryx: it does scan
thraximore: Do they not know what classes they are? That's neat
m0nkeyrama: We're discovering new things seabatTROG
snowcookies: they don't
Despoiler98: @Ferisar damn thats too many to guess now I'm used to like......1980s dnd
ContingentCat: @thraximore nope amnesia
Lirelent: ooo claric
thraximore: Classic.
PunkRockZoologist: @arclight_dynamo I think the Vault from Burning Bright is still fine.
Despoiler98: Serge 100% paladin
t3h_f1gm3nt: lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: bring out your dead
Ferisar: lay on hands does give it away :D
Rhynerd: Oath of Vengeance Paladin?
canoecrasher: Get a rake
Arclight_Dynamo: @PunkRockZoologist I'm talking about the vault in the middle of the city. The one full of unstable and dangerous living spells.
PunkRockZoologist: Detect plot hook.
StarWarsTHX1138: Pally doesn't get Oaths till level 3
dangerous_safety: a zombies burnable ot non burnable waste?
PunkRockZoologist: @arclight_dynamo ohhhhhhhh. Uh oh...
Ferisar: ^ you're an undeclared major paladin before level 3
erloas: paladin, rogue, some caster, bard
suspiciouslackofdragons: Sword, give Hella a hand
thraximore: Was that a slip?
coelopteryx: hehehhehehhhh
coelopteryx: owned
suspiciouslackofdragons: aw, no plutonium
Banrael: cheer100
niccus: oh, like mercury on aluminum
BrindleBoar: I'm sure it's just asbestos. Nice and stable.
ContingentCat: DAMN
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Cam called out chat without knowing it
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo Cheese it, it's the DM!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: just no scoped it
Arclight_Dynamo: @TacitusVigil :D
coelopteryx: cabal therapy 2 chat soulread boogaloo
Arclight_Dynamo: Honestly, I still think Chernobyl was the inspiration here.
thraximore: We need to go back to the island!
TacitusVigil: The Republic sure knew how to build em.
HorusFive: pride100 I'm so happy I got home in time to catch some of this stream, but I gotta catch the VOD in the morning.
Dog_of_Myth: Sump Pump still works.
PharaohBender27: @Arclight_Dynamo Yeah, that's seeming to scan more and more
m0nkeyrama: Nice!
gnome_friend: neat
m0nkeyrama: That was fun!
HorusFive: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
suspiciouslackofdragons: it's the thing!
Suffix: I did indeed have a good time
Dog_of_Myth: cheer100
Nigouki: Soooooooo 4 episodes left to find that knowledge vault from the Nausicaa manga? D:
m0nkeyrama: we're freeeeeeeee
Feminine_Desires: HAI
ContingentCat: lrrHEART that was so good
snowcookies: Hi!
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
gnome_friend: sergeHi
drfox17: it was so good!
ZeldaGuruMomi: I hope no one dies!
gnome_friend: TEETH
SajuukSjet: o7
PharaohBender27 waves to the crew
ghostvalv: lrrHORN lrrHORN
DiscordianTokkan: cheer100 This was fun as heck!
Arclight_Dynamo: Cam, you DIRECTLY called me on the Chernobyl stuff. No scoped it. :D
m0nkeyrama: That was a very fun session!
ThatDangSkeleton: thank you I do
gawag_: people? that's us!
HuneyBaNuney: serge3Heart serge3Heart serge3Heart serge3Heart serge3Heart
chi7891: That was great!!!
plummeting_sloth: it is us, the spooookiy bookkeepers@
suspiciouslackofdragons: hi!
Rhynerd: Greet!
Dog_of_Myth: It was a great time!!
gnome_friend: sergeHeart serge3Heart
TRBrutality: benjam40Yee T
ChillerMethod: Thanks for sending us on this adventure with you :)
Gulleko: this was great <3
mtvcdm: !wyrmwood
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mtvcdm: BONES
orionsrise1: is Adam a citizen?
mtvcdm: !patreon
thraximore: hehe
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gnome_friend: !findquote tree bone
LRRbot: Quote #4673: "Made from the bones of skins and the trees of beasts" —Beej [2018-02-13]
m0nkeyrama: Table slap Kreygasm
Despoiler98: WE DID THIS
silvalunae: eventually you all are going to do the slap in unison without trying
PharaohBender27: The synchronized table slap!
TRBrutality: doySlap doySlap
DarkMorford: sergeSqueak
mtvcdm: !discord
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Despoiler98: SQUEAK
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gnome_friend: sergeSqueak
ContingentCat: sergeSqueak
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeSqueak
Kraest: sergeSqueak sergeFriend
m0nkeyrama: Is that a bootyos key chain :o
orionsrise1: sergeSqueak
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno and Serge are back in the world of Modded Minecraft. We're playing Paths of Magic 3! Game: Minecraft) at Tue 09:00 AM PDT (13:03 from now).
chi7891 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
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illuviel: Happy I caught some of this live & will catch up w the podcast soon :>
ContingentCat: oh yeah I was going to go back and try to figure it out
EscherichiaCole: Do you like me Y/N
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
ContingentCat: hmmmmm
gawag_: neat
m0nkeyrama: ooo, those are great questions
mtvcdm: !twitter
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TheBearBee: Buzz Buzz. I'm coming for that honey
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TRBrutality: lrrHAM
chi7891: slytqHeart lrrHEART
TacitusVigil: I only sad because it's over (for now)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dice Friends continues to be great
Despoiler98: WHATRETHOSE!?
justwhatever_idk: they're all Cuties
m0nkeyrama: The slow reveal
snowcookies: Can't wait
TRBrutality: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrHEART
Suffix: Serge is a Barbarian. Duh.
thraximore: haha yeahhh
ContingentCat: do you like me [ ] yes [ ] definitely
SalsaDraugur: I think Petr is a cleric
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
Arclight_Dynamo: Serge is a literal bear in an orc suit.
gnome_friend: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #2809: "Oh, I actually killed two people." —Beej [2016-06-15]
SompSmash: so good!
m0nkeyrama: BEEJ!
Despoiler98: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
TacitusVigil: lrrBEEJ
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBEEJ
jonasjonIV: BEEJ
FlyingUltraCar: Eh, not every mystery needs to be revealed
j0xer: BEEEEEES
Despoiler98: Point at the Beeeeeeeeeej
josh_le_crafter: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
chi7891: lrrBEEJ
DiscordianTokkan: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
chi7891: lrrHEART lrrBEEJ
canoecrasher: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Despoiler98: GDI bring Beej on cam
TacitusVigil: Beej will bite the card to make sure it's real.
m0nkeyrama: oh my
ContingentCat: lrrBEEJ
thraximore: Wow nice
m0nkeyrama: Beej is a great artist
gnome_friend: That's a lie
DarthRagnar815: Beej is Titus Lunter?
Despoiler98: BEEEEEEEEJ
ContingentCat: we can hear him a bit
Despoiler98: Get on Mic you coward
mtvcdm: !store
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m0nkeyrama: oooo, there's a poster!
Despoiler98: he disapparated
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ lrrSPOOP
suspiciouslackofdragons: gibbs!!
Arclight_Dynamo: This Beej guy is pretty good on the mic. Kappa
coelopteryx: the fire test: it's actually just testing if fire still exists
Dog_of_Myth: OH GOD IT IS THE GATE
chi7891: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Kramburger: A/S/L: 34, M, ON THE MIC
Despoiler98: ohgod he turned into mist?
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeHeart lrrHEART sergeHeart lrrHEART sergeHeart
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gnome_friend: CONTINUOUS
ContingentCat: Oh Cam, we were hypothesizing about Chernobyl references right when you said that wasn't it.
Gulleko: kitty sub tracker kintOMG
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gnome_friend: Oh yeah, what is that emote
josh_le_crafter: benjam40CEmulder benjam40CEmulder benjam40CEmulder
m0nkeyrama: whose cat is that :o
ElementalAlchemist: Kitty!
Suffix subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months, currently on a 69 month streak!
Suffix: IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THIS. Looks like I can finally stop this sub train.
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KV1NN4: oh my that is sucha good kitty!
PharaohBender27: Is the cat flexing or does it have something on its shoulders?
ElementalAlchemist: It's me! :D
josh_le_crafter: niCHRISTon
m0nkeyrama: Nice, @Suffix
gnome_friend: Nice
Suffix: I'm done now.
Nigouki: cat demands belly rubs
graham_adam_are_my_favs: howdy
ContingentCat: Cat's flexing at the void
gnome_friend: sergeHi @graham_adam_are_my_favs
Banrael: I would like a copy of that cat
gnome_friend: sergeMoly
cokroop: thanks for a great stream!
graham_adam_are_my_favs: adam i hope you see my name
gnome_friend: Powerful
Feminine_Desires: Now I can post the couple of clips I made, I don't like missing stuff in the middle of a Dice Friends show. https://clips.twitch.tv/WealthyDarlingChamoisKappaRoss
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Banrael: Bear Bee and Beyond?
ContingentCat: bee sized bear would be so cute
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mtvcdm: Less than a week to get your Craft-Along submissions in!
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeJustRight
ghostvalv: nice
ContingentCat: nice
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LoadingReadyRun broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LoadingReadyRun, good night, and good morning.
ElementalAlchemist: nice
Suffix: It IS nice.
Suffix: Thank you
graham_adam_are_my_favs: howdy adam
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream, it was great
m0nkeyrama: lrrHEART lrrHEART
josh_le_crafter: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
m0nkeyrama: Thanks for the stream!
Banrael: lrrHEART
josh_le_crafter: lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL
ContingentCat: Thanks for streaming everyone lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
josh_le_crafter: Minecraft with Adam?
gnome_friend: !quote 2
LRRbot: Quote #2: "The day I stream Minecraft is the last time I stream." —Adam [2015-01-17]
m0nkeyrama: Blood magic :o
TacitusVigil: Adam doesn't believe in ghosts or Minecraft.
ContingentCat: oh! has Adam's minecraft bet stream been reschedualed?
TacitusVigil: Or Minecraft Ghosts.
drfox17: i'm sorry, automate?
josh_le_crafter: Lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: sounds right up Serges alley
mtvcdm: This is a Serge Minecraft project alright.
PharaohBender27: Man, Minecraft has gotten super dark
Gulleko: eogHee
m0nkeyrama: LUL an accomplice to automated murders
DiscordianTokkan: ADAM LAVADAN. Holy moly
josh_le_crafter: Minecrat is silly
gnome_friend: !findquote sadness
LRRbot: Quote #935: "I'm really sad about that. I have empathy for a sound effect." —Alex [2015-10-23]
ContingentCat: Not a Stream, they were sent into the volcano indiviually
drfox17: right, Serge doesn't know how to pronounce Malevolent, surprising Kappa
Valkerock: #murderhobos
Arclight_Dynamo: It wasn't a stream. It was a railroad. Kappa
SydPreviouslyHeadache: more keys
m0nkeyrama: Key finding simulator Kreygasm
Dog_of_Myth: Summon Minecraft Cthulu
TacitusVigil: Keys or Kees?
PhorrestGaze: can we get a visual aid for all the keys we need?
Haltgamer: Keese, they're bats
ContingentCat: like dominoes pizza, good shitty
t3h_f1gm3nt: OOF
SydPreviouslyHeadache: do doo do doo do
PharaohBender27: And then you need to find 18 golden nails to open the door to the next key . . .
m0nkeyrama: That was fantastic
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART
ContingentCat: night everyone lrrHEART
Rhynerd: Have a good one!
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
TacitusVigil: @Arclight_Dynamo I need to catch up, but my working theory is that they were on opposing sides in that battlefield they woke up on.
Juliamon: Ooh I like that.
Rhynerd returns to painting a Thousand Sons.
illuviel: Didn’t they all have the same tree icon, though?
Rhynerd: I think they had different parts of a tree icon
Juliamon: If nobody else, Hella doesn't seem the type who would have associated directly with Petr under any circumstances.
TacitusVigil: And even then, ti's not like adherents to the same thing don't fight each other all the time.
illuviel: Fair enough.
TacitusVigil: But that's a fair point too.
TacitusVigil: I guess we'll see. :D
illuviel: :: nods::