ironram18: Any modern players in here?
gnome_friend: !card horizon canopy
LRRbot: Horizon Canopy | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Horizon Canopy: Draw a card.
KakuEpsilon: That's the one, Gnomio, thanks.
ogier300: Coldsnap should be powerful magic, right?
NeumaticCell454: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing with Coldsnap Starter Decks! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
gnome_friend: Powerful Aurochs
m0nkeyrama: This should be interesting
KakuEpsilon: This is going to be chill
m0nkeyrama: looking forward to seeing these old intro decks in action
Bobtheninjagoldfish: it should be magic at least
gnome_friend: Definitely Magic: The Gathering cards
agi_lily: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing with Coldsnap Starter Decks! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (47s from now).
Daring_Apprentice: Gonna be sweet! Get ready for the snow!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: is this back in the era when intro decks were just a bunch of random cards
ironram18: And humans get more gas with horizons :|
KakuEpsilon: No Bobby
KakuEpsilon: We know what is in these decks
djalternative: evening friendos
gnome_friend: sergeHi djalternative
KakuEpsilon: But they're balanced to be played against each other, maybe
gnome_friend: !findquote snow
LRRbot: Quote #5810: "Let's go to a dream world where there's no snow." —Serge [2019-02-11]
TehAmelie: ooh, i want
Bobtheninjagoldfish: nice, and please don't call me bobby
KakuEpsilon: Sorry, won't ever happen again
gnome_friend: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
KakuEpsilon: Until I forget
Earthenone: i am back from making my glorious meal (hot pockets)
ironram18: Forget what?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: at least you're honest about it
KakuEpsilon: And now I stop chatting because it'll break the stream
gnome_friend: Earthenone five glorious foods?
sir_jack_DB: who's ready for some ice cold bullshit? xD
gnome_friend: !players
LRRbot: (17 May 2019) Tonight's players: Jeremy, Alex, Cameron, Ben Wheeler, Ben Ulmer, Serge.
itomeshi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing with Coldsnap Starter Decks! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
TehAmelie: i gotta make some hot soup first
gnome_friend: !card hot soup
LRRbot: Hot Soup [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature can't be blocked. / Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, destroy it. / Equip {3}
Radyin: !card coldsnap
LRRbot: Cold Snap [2W] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep {2} / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Cold Snap deals damage to that player equal to the number of snow lands they control.
Earthenone: the players seemed keen on not wanting decklists and i also dont want to be spoiled so maybe keep the speculation about what a player might have to a minnum... ahh who am i kidding :P
djalternative: I know that Ben is at least playing. I think G is as well
KakuEpsilon: It broke anyway. Guess I'm back
sir_jack_DB: boo cumulative upkeep
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sir_jack_DB: no one likes paying taxes on their spells
gnome_friend: Instead, cumulative downkeep
gnome_friend: I also had an idea for a mechanic called underload
KakuEpsilon: I think that's Vanishing, Gnome
drthvd3r: I've actually played one of these decklists. It was....what you'd expect from an intro deck of the era.
gnome_friend: Replace each instance of "Each" with 'Target"
KakuEpsilon: And that, is of course, Forecast
gnome_friend: Good points KakuEpsilon
Laurence72: Yay! Finished my Arena event grinding in time to catch the FNPF!
KakuEpsilon: Who's bright idea was it to make Mother Of Runes but better.
Mrjugglingbear: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing with Coldsnap Starter Decks! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
Earthenone: its a mother who cant target herself
Earthenone: so much worse?
DarkMorford waits for the oven to heat up for pizza
KakuEpsilon: Oh
DarkMorford: !card Mother of Goons
LRRbot: Mother of Goons [2B] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/2] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.
KakuEpsilon: But she stops Colorless
djalternative: @DarkMorford you must have either a hot oven or leftover pizza
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Zhedor: also an additional point of toughness
gnome_friend: lrrSPOT
KakuEpsilon: Still dies to Shock
KakuEpsilon: wow, I actively forgot about Entwine
DarkMorford: !card City of Ass
LRRbot: City of Ass | Land | City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
KakuEpsilon: *these
Laurence72: I'm just happy they made a new black bordered squirrel card
gnome_friend: Oh Unhinged, your humor was... something
DarkMorford: I miss Unhinged. :P
gnome_friend: I like Unstable more
monakai: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing with Coldsnap Starter Decks! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
Zhedor: Well, they did put fake slivers in there, so i put nothing past them
gnome_friend: Zhedor what do you mean by "fake" slivers?
ironram18: !card Sword of Truth and Justice
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Zhedor: asymmetrical ones
KakuEpsilon: I feel like claiming all people who rummage are hollowheaded is kinda rude
ironram18: Well a blue/white sword just got teased
gnome_friend: The sword is great, LRRbot doesn't have preview cards in it yet
gnome_friend: lrrHEART proliferate
KakuEpsilon: The "fake Slivers" in Magic 2014 should be known as the Gatekeeping Slivers
Laurence72: Also, yay for more ninjas
Juliamon: MH cards won't be in LRRbot for a bit yet.
KakuEpsilon: No no, only WE get that. You're too basic to get this, other slivers. >>
djalternative: a lot of people seem really down on Truth and Justice but I enjoy the posibilities
OrionPax21: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing with Coldsnap Starter Decks! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (7m ago).
Zhedor: I have strong opinions on what are and aren't slivers. It's the Hill I have chosen, it has a mausoleum and everything ;)
ironram18: combat damage to get a +1/+1 counter and then proliferate
Zhedor: @KakuEpsilon I l
KakuEpsilon: Is lava dart a reprint?
Zhedor: sorry
le__mage__bc: I just want to know the crew (especially G) saw Ayula for ber commander
TehAmelie: works great with Doubling Season, but that's Doubling Season for you
Juliamon: G is well aware
djalternative: Slide that new sword on a blightsteel colosus
gnome_friend: le_mage_bc he's playing it on Game Knights
Zhedor: I like the name, thoguh I prefer childproofed
KakuEpsilon: Childproofed is good
OrionPax21: @KakuEpsilon Yup
gnome_friend: A new and improved bear force one
djalternative: or any creature with infect really
TehAmelie: what i don't get is how you get "truth" from blue
gnome_friend: Yeah, truth seems more green
KakuEpsilon: Oh no. please no Infect card in this set
KakuEpsilon: Nah, Blue and White is all about the Truth
djalternative: knowledge is the truth of the universe
KakuEpsilon: Hello, Azorius Law-Mage anyone
Zhedor: I don't see ah lot of blue anywhere on that card
ironram18: and an overload version of settle the wreckage
TheSeraphman: I mean, FACT or fiction is a blue card
ironram18: !card fact or fiction
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
Distrei: I doubt they'd print an infect card with that huge pump spell in the set, but who knows
TehAmelie: it's fact OR fiction though
KakuEpsilon: What, set ruined forever, inferior art on Man-O'-War
Daring_Apprentice: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing with Coldsnap Starter Decks! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (9m ago).
TehAmelie: it's the color of illusion
ampharos15: Proliferation is pretty blue
gnome_friend: Blue wants to know the truth but is fine lying to others
gnome_friend: So it half fits?
le__mage__bc: wait I'm confused I thought Jimmy and Josh told the new Game Knights with Graham and Kat was already finished (that's why they were here for best commander variants). Does that means that Graham was given Ayula in advance by WotC for Game Knights ?
gnome_friend: yes
KakuEpsilon: I mean, I feel like "The Sword Of Truth And Justice" is a Superman card, with the American Way just written out of it
Zhedor: old version of bear force one, i assume
mastershake29x: @le__mage__bc yes
Radyin: Command Zone always gets the cards early.
djalternative: who said G picked Ayula?
le__mage__bc: @mastershake29x sick
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @le__mage__bc Yes. he must have been. They announced on twitter today that G played bearforce one for the game on the 12thm because they got so tried of being bugged about it
mastershake29x: @djalternative josh and graham have confirmed on twitter
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @djalternative JLK nd G on twitter
Zhedor: @KakuEpsilon soooo, the "american way" is red?
Evochron13: djalternative they already recorded the game; they got early access
KakuEpsilon: Heck yeah it is, Zhedor
ogier300: They're special. It's cool... and I'm happy for Graham.
KakuEpsilon: Red Meat, Red Blood everywhere, Red Violence, Red Fire...
tagrath: G had to have played Bear Force One, that's his life's goal.
gnome_friend: "The American Way" is wanting freedom from something, but not knowing what exactly
Zhedor: ok, then just checking
Juliamon: The American Way is burning everything to the ground
KakuEpsilon: Red is very happy to give you freedom from the game by burning your life to the ground
djalternative: @Evochron13 I knew that but I wasn't aware that they publicly announed what he was playing in the episode
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ben mentioned on stream that he helped G bild the deck
le__mage__bc: @mastershake29x I can find the tweets can a have a link please ?
Evochron13: he tweeted it earlier djalternative (with a sigh of relief)
le__mage__bc: can't*
mastershake29x: @le__mage__bc search graham_lrr tweets
silvalunae: late?
gnome_friend: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
KakuEpsilon: No, you're early
StarWarsTHX1138: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [4h ago] @loadingreadyrun> The North 100 Crew discuss the Spring Highlander League. | What decisions went into picking decks, meta calls, and stories of powerful magic. | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBYsmUp2_l4 || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1132012443859689472
KakuEpsilon: The straem hasn't begone
sir_jack_DB: gan
KakuEpsilon: Bees.
silvalunae: thank ;u;
KakuEpsilon: Just some form of bees
sir_jack_DB: BEES
gnome_friend: BEE TEETH
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Wondermoo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
JerecoPlays: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
spicydungus: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Laurence72 starts dancing in his chair
ironram18: here we go
Mysticman89: blue and circles!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFINE slytqItsfine amytfaScared amytfaYay
gnome_friend: lrrCIRCLE
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: signal
Firnsarwen: Whee!
TheWooglie: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
le__mage__bc: Thx guys for tweets
ironram18: Man, always happens when i start sleeving up a new deck brew
le__mage__bc: LETS GO BABY !!
le__mage__bc: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we're playing with Coldsnap Starter Decks! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (13m ago).
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always stuck in the subocean.
ogier300: I'm conditioned now to get happy and excited everytime I hear Big Giant Circles.
red_shoes_jeff: Ahoy! Late start, tonight?
gnome_friend: sergeHi @red_shoes_jeff
Juliamon: Just a little.
Fruan: These decks are so bad. Not Beejlander bad, but easily the worst decks played on FNPF other than those.
Fruan: I can't wait
gnome_friend: But Aurochs!
ogier300: they're probably having to chip the packs out of the ice.
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
doomoftheworld42: hello
gnome_friend: sergeHi @doomoftheworld42
Juliamon: #TeamAurochs
gnome_friend: #TeamAurochs
m0nkeyrama: I'm very ready for jank
redeysau: #TeamAurochs
Laurence72: #TeamGalatic
Willbrannon: Yo Yo Yo
chaostreader: Hi chat.
Feminine_Desires: Twitch says there are 0 viewers for me.
gnome_friend: Hi chaostreader sergeFriend
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mtgzelda: hello everyone I need my lrr antidepressant
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Dryhad: Might not be able to stick around for the full show but that's why VoDs were invented
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seth_erickson: It's Cold Snappy time
gnome_friend: sergeHi mtgzelda lrrHEART
smithicus1991: I got sad for like 5 seconds thinking I missed the FNPF stream
gnome_friend: Time to fight the paper!
chaostreader: @feminine_desires Refresh?
Earthenone: pride51 glhf
bobAkirafett: oh snap, nice
mastershake29x: @Feminine_Desires stream just started, that's normal
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Kykiwi: magic ! magic! magic
Coricket: I’ve been looking forward to this
Fruan: One of these decks has the best printing of Swords to Ploughshares, so that's something.
TehAmelie: brr, i'm already wearing layers
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TheAwkes: Stream me up, Scotty!
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bobAkirafett: I just got here right as it starts
volraths_bane: Love they are playing coldsnap with snow in modern horizons
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m0nkeyrama: Hello!
le__mage__bc: Hello !
bobAkirafett: oh yeah, is there a modern horizons ppr?
mtgzelda: what we doing today
silvalunae: omg ben face
le__mage__bc: 3 big burly bois
TehAmelie: hello
Kykiwi: "special"
Drathak: Look at these fun boyos playing magic
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ImQuesting: Me back
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noSmokeFire: oh my god. I forgot about the coldsnap intro packs
IbunWest: Find someone who looks at you the way Ben looks at chat.
Juliamon: bobAkirafett Next week!
Feminine_Desires: @bobAkirafett at the end of this month.
Mangledpixel: unique
Laurence72: G is taking this stream by teh horns!
djalternative: "special"
bobAkirafett: yay, there is!
noSmokeFire: cold naps!
TSturtledove: cold snack
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TehAmelie: Coldnaps, i like it
Rioxcon: The auroch intro deck was actually my first set of magic cards, and was what got me into the game.
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NathanJay_GA: o/
Wonderdoc: Each of these decks has a foil basic Kreygasm
Mysticman89: did you keep them in the fridge prior to using?
bobAkirafett: seems weird to have another set so soon after the last one
Rioxcon: get em with the cows!
mtgzelda: tonight going to be crazy
le__mage__bc: We should rename the stream "Oh snaps ! That was Cold"
Kykiwi: Are you playing with cold snap rules?
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ashleypg: 6 month hrt aniverery, giant milestone so I'm hanging out here to celebrate.
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Juliamon: It's very weird. There's a huge gap after it too.
TehAmelie: hey, nice shirt Graham
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F1SHOR: just in time for the new snow set
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m0nkeyrama: It's like we're starting to learn magic all over again
gnome_friend: A kingdom of cards!
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gnome_friend: The bones of kingdoms and the skins of cards
mtgzelda: how many deck's do we have
ironram18: Paper Royalty
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noSmokeFire: if ever there was a game that needed ice cream, this is it
m0nkeyrama: oh wow
chicken_fajitas: i wish i could have a coldsnap here. it's 90° f / 32.2° c
gnome_friend: Ben "The Numbers Speak" Gineering
Drathak: They are intelligent, the numbers
noSmokeFire: do the numbers tell you to do things, Ben?
FrankiePeanuts: I've been looking forward to this since the decks came in on Mail Time!
TehAmelie: they have been known to deliver to Norway in under 3 days
coelopteryx: The Numbers Speak™
EOstby: And they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice?
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Larry_LaDouche: card kingdom legit has dummy fast shipping
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mtgzelda: @chicken_fajitas same here
TheWarbo: "The thing I said made no sense. Please acknowledge my nonsense" :-D
r10pez10: coldsnap???
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tribbletribal: I had heard "The Numbers Speed," which made even less sense
Dix: Yo I had stuff get to me in like a day or two from CK this week
jbeekman92: watch on YouTube all the time at work first time in the stream super excited
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e_bloc: showlove100
Radyin: Is there a Serge and Nelson Coldsnap rules video? What are the mechanics?
jbeekman92: just bought 70 cards with your link as well
DigitalSeahorse: Did Ben eat? benginWat katesLewd
Laurence72: like a decade plus afterwards
PhorrestGaze: they just wanted to ice it a bit
iggySPLOSION: hello graham and loud boys
blitzdragoon: Graham. You thinking about going over to the Professor to show off Bear Force One?
depositron: neat
EscherichiaCole: Yeah
topkekmachine: Portent Time
m0nkeyrama: sounds plausible
DarkMorford: You are playing with Mana Burn, right?
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mtgzelda: dose the winner get ice cream or maybe a snow cone 😂😂😂
ChristianSaunders99: I don’t know why I thought they might play the 2nd set of standard challenger decks 😂
m0nkeyrama: so much text :o
Laurence72: Full art snow lands in MH!
chicken_fajitas: was dark depths in cold snap
RockPusher: Chocolate Ripple PogChamp
hoktauri: Ripple is great for Apostles
TehAmelie: dummy quicc is definitely good slogan material
volraths_bane: They pretended at the time that they'd uncovered an old folder full of card designs for the third set of the block, which they'd lost a decade prior.
m0nkeyrama: For free!
DaMullet14: Ripple Rats is the best commander deck
RealGamerCow: oh shit I forgot about ripple.
sir_jack_DB: xD
Zhedor: during kamigawa block there was one of these decks that included a jitte.
magicnate2: This is gonna be amazing lol
Field94: cascade: Im gonna ruin this mechanic's entire career
wiqidbritt: ripple is bad cascade
tsmtg: Ripple is nonsense.
gamercat88: ripple for your pleasure
TheWarbo: I enjoy Graham specifying "em dash" — — — —
r10pez10: time to make a ripple EDH deck
Porsgaard81: Sounds so bad, ripple does.
Larry_LaDouche: Ripple rats
hoktauri: Ripple is great
Laurence72: recover was pretty sweet
depositron: is Ben still not smoking?
r10pez10: recover?
tehlordofelves: one of my friends once drafted 11 Surging Flames in a draft.
Larry_LaDouche: Marrow - Knawer + Thrumming Stone rivals krenko in ridiculousness
m0nkeyrama: oh yay ResidentSleeper
DigitalSeahorse: rayfkSanic don't RIPple the cards
r10pez10: oh god cumu
VanFlicke: @TheWarbo bec he knows the diff between en-dash and em-dash
topkekmachine: Cumulative Bruhkeep
mtgzelda: @chicken_fajitas yes it is from cold snap but I don't think it's in these deck's lol
TehAmelie: the worst way to make permanents run on a clock
chicken_fajitas: cumulative upkeep DansGame DansGame DansGame
F1SHOR: that sounds horrible
thalanir: rooHi hello everyone!
PhorrestGaze: oof
gnome_friend: sergeHi Thalanir
r10pez10: vanishing and fading were way better
Larry_LaDouche: Hey guys but Braid of Fire is good
DigitalSeahorse: rippled for your pleasure :P
magicnate2: :P
PhorrestGaze: oh yeah, Braid of fire is super strong
IslandFishJasconius: Cumulative upkeep seems perfectly reasonable to me.
mxBug: snermanents
mxBug: ❄️
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ivn12: woo
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r10pez10: hey-ohh white as snow
gnome_friend: !card snow-covered forest
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Forest | Basic Snow Land — Forest |
F1SHOR: bens just practising for the ppr
Earthenone: snow permanents, so only instants and sorcerys?
magicnate2: Cumulative upkeep hurts me
Laurence72 sings "There's no permaments like snow permaments"
chicken_fajitas: thanks @mtgzelda
TheWarbo: VanFlicke Of course he does! But it's the part where he also bothered to verbalize which dash it was.
VanFlicke: @depositron he said he quit awhile ago and hasn't felt the urge during his stream the other night
TheInnsanity: are you playing with mana burn?
TehAmelie: ehrmegerd snermenents
mtgzelda: my life has cumulative upkeep
VanFlicke: @TheWarbo ikr!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP
magicnate2: ManaBurn or not?
RealGamerCow: Aurochs you say?
ujai321: keldorans are white??
Earthenone: is damage on the stack?
matthew_dauber: this is gonna be rad
chicken_fajitas: me like gruul stompy time
gnome_friend: !findquote lore
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
m0nkeyrama: Magic lore seabatBRAIN
Earthenone: is mana burn at play?
matthew_dauber: !deck
RockPusher: Adam the Loreless seabatTROG
magicnate2: @LoadingReadyRun mana burn?
Kaerose: muh boy darien from kjeldor
DarkMorford: Relevant rules: Mana burn, damage on the stack
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mtgzelda: are we playing with old rules
topkekmachine: Bruh Sound Effect # 6
tsmtg: That's Keld. Lore fail.
Zhedor: kJeldoran and Keldorans are different things ;)
Nemowoodbine: Adam you’re thinking of keldons
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Are you using mana burn?
Armstrong11139: The *Keldons* are primarily red, FWIW
matthew_dauber: drat
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magicnate2: hehe
VanFlicke: @TheWarbo he must have been a typesetter at some point bec he notices those things, lol
matthew_dauber: rite of flame
IslandFishJasconius: Mana burn was fun
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Rite of flame
tehlordofelves: !card Pillar of Flame
LRRbot: Pillar of Flame [R] | Sorcery | Pillar of Flame deals 2 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
loki_lxix: braid of fire
swaggytaco: braid of fire
magicnate2: manaburn 10/10
log12456789: braid of fire
ironram18: !braid of fire
the_original_alsalvador: braid of fire
ironram18: !card braid of fire
LRRbot: Braid of Fire [1R] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep—Add {R}.
matthew_dauber: oh whoops
Mrjugglingbear: from kamigawa right?
volraths_bane: Kjeldoran and Keldon are different races
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matthew_dauber: its really silly
TehAmelie: Power Surge was a fun card
hoktauri: Braid of Fire is so good in commander
Lirelent: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:28.
the_original_alsalvador: Jimmy played on the games nights you were on
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45LURK
gamercat88: a snorst
r10pez10: snorest
Porsgaard81: Beautfiul land.
tehlordofelves: Braid of Fire is from Coldsnap
DaMullet14: yeah, Braid was in Jimmy's monored burn deck
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mtgzelda: when is sws coming back!!!!!!!!!
chicken_fajitas: scrying sheets confirmed
m0nkeyrama: not snow-covered NotLikeThis
niccus: oh right, this was the block with the trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN0zxVkTH6A
VanFlicke: Paul's voice from the aether
chaostreader: What’s mana burn? I assume that it’s leftover mana hurts you.
TheMadMarquis: Best MH card for commander spoiled so far?
Laurence72: no, Braid of Fire is from coldsnap
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: mtgzelda they need to take time to edit after each payperview, give it time
Juliamon: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Yuting9: are they playing with coldsnap rules?
tehlordofelves: @chaostreader you are correct
magicnate2: every 1 mana left over burns for 1
BrindleBoar: quwhale
r10pez10: oh hey it's ocean
Armstrong11139: Yeah so the Coldsnap precons had Ice Age and Alliances cards on the modern card frame, but with the original exp symbols
Earthenone: no coldsnap rules
Armstrong11139: Well, modern at the time
IslandFishJasconius: chaostreader Mana burn made Black Lotus a non-bonkers spell. Well, less bonkers.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: r10pez10 yes! I actually have free time! lrrAWESOME
RockPusher: ♫ whhhhale whale whale whale - whale's going on! ♫
magicnate2: @chaostreader every 1 mana left over burn s for 1
BlueMagnusStormCrow: With power no greater than 3!
m0nkeyrama: That og wording
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: whoaaa
BrindleBoar: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
spicydungus: lrrHORN
F1SHOR: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TehAmelie: i like the flavor text
gnome_friend: You can brainstorm wrong?
m0nkeyrama: Oh my seabatBRAIN
Distrei: oh boy
gamercat88: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
seth_erickson: Best sorcery ever printed
monakai: He did it right!
r10pez10: "it's no ornithopter, but then i'm no urza"
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
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Porsgaard81: Brainfreeze.
Earthenone: chat, is he playing that card correctly?
magicnate2: ifk
magicnate2: idk
Alness49: Let's see if he brainstorms right!
chicken_fajitas: @chaostreader pretty much 1 extra mana = 1 damage 2=2 and so 9n
niccus: it's sufficiently powerful
gnome_friend: Always brainstorm turn one
mtgzelda: @the_ocean_who_subbed ok. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing it.
Rioxcon: I am having so much nostalgia for the auroch deck
matthew_dauber: lool
matthew_dauber: i dig it
Distrei: That's great
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: mtgzelda no worries! It's still around. I love it too :)
chaostreader: Got it. I kind of already figured it out.
m0nkeyrama: We'll find out 🤔
mtvcdm: !store
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Dryhad: You never Brainstorm right, Adam. Pay attention to the memes
r10pez10: he said the thing
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outrider [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | {W}: Kjeldoran Outrider gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Arcum Dagson is a pretty sweet card.
matthew_dauber: #lrrshillbestshill
Mangledpixel: that smooth #branding
m0nkeyrama: Butt breathing WutFace
DarkMorford: #buttbreathing
blitzdragoon: thats not a bear
strangelee: Does he have a miracle card or something? I find that's the best way to Brainstorm
r10pez10: brainstorming wrong: a choicedom of cards
LRRbot: Woolly Mammoths [1GG] | Creature — Elephant [3/2] | Woolly Mammoths has trample as long as you control a snow land.
Dryhad: An Woolly Mammoths Kappa
gamercat88: summon the mammoths
Armstrong11139: One (1) Woolly Mammoths
mtgzelda: @rioxcon sadly there's not enough aurochs to make a commander deck
noSmokeFire: thicc flacc
PhorrestGaze: t h i c c snowflake?
Jungie26: It's so they can do rarities
Dryhad: They did that thing with the Ice Age symbol to show rarities better
Lafajet: thicc snoflacce
DaMullet14: mtgzelda there may be now, with all the changelings in Horizons
Earthenone: lanowar elves
chicken_fajitas: extra T H I C C
r10pez10: looking at you llanowar elves
m0nkeyrama: that butt breathing paying off
LRRbot: Surging Sentinels [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Ripple 4
ushiikun: Except for the new 2 drop planeswalker. It is two people, but refers to itself in the singular.
matthew_dauber: ripple PogChamp
loki_lxix: yo those new slivers though
Earthenone: ripple it up!
m0nkeyrama: almost
r10pez10: surging sentinels for paul's fun-to-say deck
squirrels_are_mighty: BUT BEAR FORCE ONE!!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: that new sword is going to be a meta card in my highlander deck
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I need it
mtgzelda: @damullet14 good point lol
niccus: each sentinel has 0.25 toughness
Kaerose: i dig the new sword
Earthenone: if it dosent specify randomization its your choice
depositron: i feel like any order means you choose
Vampiricsloth: ohai friendos :)
Thatwasademo: checked the comp rules for Ripple, it's any order
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Vampiricsloth lrrSLOTH
blitzdragoon: @squirrels_are_mighty i hope he gets to show it off to the Professor
Thatwasademo: 702.59a Ripple is a triggered ability that functions only while the card with ripple is on the stack. “Ripple N” means “When you cast this spell, you may reveal the top N cards of your library, or, if there are fewer than N cards in your library, you may reveal all the cards in your library. If you reveal cards from your library this way, you may cast any of those cards with the same name as this spell without paying their mana costs, then put all revealed cards not cast this way on the bottom o
Vampiricsloth: i wondered when this episode was coming :D
Blasteg: wait, ripple is just that? put your cards fom top to bot?
mariammistressofmanifolds: it's basically porcelain legionnaire! lrrBEEJ
DaMullet14: Blasteg if you hit a card with the same name you get to cast it for free
le__mage__bc: List of mecanics and things broughback by Modern Horizons : persist, sword, slivers, charms, forces, echo, untap symbol, flashback, ninjistu, overload, level up, suspend, convoke, devour, bear, changeling, splice, snow permanents, squirrels, modular, sneak attack (for planes), rumage, loot, monstrosity, canpy lands, threshold, kicker, vanishing, storm, entwine,cycling, replicate, proliferate, buyback and hellebent. I think WotC is going ham with Modern Horizons.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: le__mage__bc just a tad :)
VanFlicke: can you cast lands with the ripple features?
magicnate2: You guys should make more playmats!
gnome_friend: lrrHAM
Fletcherizer: Just dodged a literal tornado! Wee!
Thatwasademo: the important thing about ripple is the "you may cast any of those cards with the same name" clause
DaMullet14: Blasteg it was a mechanic designed for limited, where you could get four or five copies of a Ripple common in a 40 card deck
DaMullet14: since Coldsnap was a small set but drafted 3x
Defrost: Folks lets be careful with the walls of text...
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darklordfoamy: Oh god it's my high school magic days all over again.
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m0nkeyrama: I would hope he has playsets of the ripple cards
Earthenone: while damage is on the stack
LRRbot: Balduvian Rage [XR] | Instant | Target attacking creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
le__mage__bc: OH they should have also added ripple to modern horizons !
magicnate2: @LoadingReadyRun you guys should make more playmats!
DaMullet14: le__mage__bc who knows? maybe they did, we have a whole second week of previews
Distrei: Big plays tonight.
TheWarbo: "Cycle Balduvian Rage"
Thatwasademo: nice slow cycling
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Home Guard [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/6] | At end of combat, if Kjeldoran Home Guard attacked or blocked this combat, put a −0/−1 counter on Kjeldoran Home Guard and create a 0/1 white Deserter creature token.
djalternative: @Thatwasademo they were wondering about which order the cards go back on the bottom
BrowneePoints: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:11.
DarkMorford: DaMullet14 I'm still hoping for banding and/or horsemanship Kappa
m0nkeyrama: so weird LUL
Radyin: The best use of Ripple is in a Thrumming Stone/Relentless Rats deck.
r10pez10: you lost me at "four mana one-six"
le__mage__bc: @DaMullet14 you are right I can't wait forr all these mecanis to collide in a silly yet fun mess
DaMullet14: DarkMorford they said in the articles they aren't adding any new mechanics to modern, just new cards with old mechanics
Dryhad: Those were probably never printed
Feminine_Desires: Those tokens don't exist @LoadingReadyRun
r10pez10: that's dripping with flavour
Armstrong11139: I'm not convinced that 0/1 Deserter tokens exist
Vampiricsloth: they should've come with the precons but who knows lol
Thatwasademo: @djalternative someone else asked about a different thing after I answered that question
TSturtledove: I have a copy of that card
PhorrestGaze: it's probably 5 dudes and 1 guy who actually wants to fight
mtgzelda: wow I don't catch the live streams often and if I do I never look at the chat but the chat is so nice and fun and helpful
Feminine_Desires: I should know as I tried to find them.
djalternative: ah
Wigum1130: 0/1 plant tokens might be the best for stats?
Field94: remind me: it was Arabian, The Dark and Ice Age as the first 3 expansions of MTG right?
matthew_dauber: can someone send lrr some deserter tokens plz xD
TehAmelie: it's soaked in flavor, but is it a good flavor?
Feminine_Desires: Can't send what doesn't exist.
Blasteg: I guess he's not getting rippled off
matthew_dauber: oh rip they dont actually exist
LRRbot: Aurochs [3G] | Creature — Aurochs [2/3] | Trample / Whenever Aurochs attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Aurochs.
volraths_bane: Deserter should have been errataed to Coward
Laurence72: Arabian NIghts, Antiquities, Legends?
Jungie26: Antiquities, Arabian, Legends, Dark, Fallen Empires, Ice Age
Rioxcon: the cows arrive!
r10pez10: or what
m0nkeyrama: The plural names are really throwing me off
TehAmelie: normal aurochs, normal attachs
RealGamerCow: lrrHEART big cow.
Porsgaard81: Arabian was the first.
Thatwasademo: That's the Aurochs creature type, not just the card named Aurochs, of course
Myclept: aurochs is french for "on the rocks"
Field94: Alright within the first 6. So point stands: Early magic was *weird*
coriolis_storm: Weren’t the deserters in a recent Commander set?
Mangledpixel: note: 'aurochs' is both the singular and the plural
Jungie26: Dang, yes. Arabian first
matthew_dauber: there's 0/1 clerics from rites of belzenlock
noSmokeFire: the tokens don't have defender
r10pez10: gold cow au-rochs
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The tokens don't have defender.
Dryhad: If this was Arena, it would have a red 1 for toughness
ArmadilloAL: C18 brought back Survivor tokens, not Deserter tokens, but yes, those were both from the same set.
m0nkeyrama: lrrGOAT
F1SHOR: not all counters were created equal
chaostreader: Aren’t goats 0/1?
r10pez10: so you can attack with the 0/1 eh?
crazyburrito7: Pooping ot goats
gnome_friend: Ben "Your Deserters are lrrGOAT s" Gineerring
GoblinRanger: disloyal lrrGOAT
Mangledpixel: fickle goats
Dryhad: lrrGOAT
spicydungus: lrrGOAT
strangelee: you can send a message
TehAmelie: does a -2/-0 counter cancel out a +2/+0 counter?
TheWarbo: Yup. Aurochs is one of those words where you would have "one aurochs" even just in English.
TrueSkorn: Goat!
red_shoes_jeff: lrrGOAT THERE!
djalternative: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
TriseAlpha: Deserter, Goat Herder, what's the difference?
Thatwasademo: @TehAmelie Strangely enough, no
Mrjugglingbear: These lrrGOAT s aint loyal
GoblinRanger: the ol 4 mana 2/3
coriolis_storm: @armadilloal Right! That’s what I was thinking about
Scavenging_Booze: <message deleted>Adam is so goddamn baked holy hell
LRRbot: Surging Sentinels [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Ripple 4
Zhedor: one is weak to goatnapper
LRRbot: Binding Grasp [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Binding Grasp unless you pay {1}{U}. / You control enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature gets +0/+1.
PhorrestGaze: I prefer to call it Hamon
matthew_dauber: @Scavenging_Booze that's rude
djalternative: this is the perfect time for G to pull out the new goatnap card from MH
Thatwasademo: the only state-based action that cancels counters is "704.5q If a permanent has both a +1/+1 counter and a -1/-1 counter on it, N +1/+1 and N -1/-1 counters are removed from it, where N is the smaller of the number of +1/+1 and -1/-1 counters on it."
Mangledpixel: Aurochsen is also a valid plural, IIRC
DaMullet14: Oh good, regular upkeep AND cumulative upkeep
m0nkeyrama: well then
Thatwasademo: this doesn't affect odd power/toughness counters even if you have exact mirrors on the same card
TheInnsanity: dear adam: as someone with a weird ass cube, the aurochs are not going to sneak up on you
m0nkeyrama: 0-2 with ripples
Earthenone: ohh thats cute. the deck can brainstorm to set up ripples
DaMullet14: Rippling is really unlikely in a 60 card deck
BlueMagnusStormCrow: There are like 3 aurochs in magic in total.
noSmokeFire: @TheInnsanity I'm sorry about your cubic ass
TriseAlpha: like the Besaid Aurochs
DaMullet14: blind rippling anyway
gnome_friend: Aurochs is singular
Mangledpixel: Paul, 'Aurochs' is the singular
seth_erickson: Don't worry team one of these days we'll get hit with ripple
hoktauri: You need a couple Thrumming Stones
r10pez10: aurochs means no one gets left behind
DaMullet14: or forgotten
Furgat: brainstorm into ripple sounds really fun actually
matthew_dauber: xD nice one @r10pez10
kitsunestudios: I'm getting a lot of nostalgia off these cards. This was the last set I picked up before dropping out of magic
LRRbot: Deadly Insect [4G] | Creature — Insect [6/1] | Shroud
Laurence72: Please tell me the weird ass cube include the Un- Ass cards
TriseAlpha: Aurochs is singular and plural, yes.
Earthenone: i loved that card back in the day
Rioxcon: oh yeah, I remember that guy
r10pez10: so it's like "sheep" ?
TehAmelie: aurochs means family, and family means no one gets left behind
m0nkeyrama: huh, what an odd card
matthew_dauber: glider cant even target it xD
BlueMagnusStormCrow: What a terrible card!
r10pez10: what ... what is that art even
LRRbot: Lat-Nam's Legacy [1U] | Instant | Shuffle a card from your hand into your library. If you do, draw two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
chaostreader: So it’s like die and dice?
BrindleBoar: that's... not the worst creature they've printed
matthew_dauber: oh ive seen that one
Rioxcon: I still have all these sitting around in a long box
volraths_bane: It's a very accurate recreation of Ice age era magic, in that creatures suck.
TriseAlpha: @r10pez10 Precisely.
Lordcowboy: Graham graham Graham Can we have north 100 commander one Friday night paper fight
ginnsman42: i sthat bug a rare?
TheWarbo: Yeah, you would have one aurochs, or you could have five aurochs
Ukon_vasara: classic green removal, "i swing for 6, block?"
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Lat-nam's legacy is highlander playable.
TheMicah21: Is Adam playing Highlander!?
maintainpriority: cheer500
m0nkeyrama: they like these "next upkeep" cards, don't they
Mangledpixel: r10pez10 except that the plural can either be also 'aurochs', or it can be 'aurochsen'
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: TheMicah21 this is old intro decks :)
TheMicah21: Jer was
r10pez10: aurocheese
TheInnsanity: highlander staple for shuffling miracles back in
Earthenone: !card simic sky
LRRbot: Simic Sky Swallower [5GU] | Creature — Leviathan [6/6] | Flying, trample / Shroud
le__mage__bc: That's weird, how is that possible that the card reader shows the older version of the cards ?
Laurence72: My sister was biten by a Aurouch
TheMicah21: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed I know but turn one brainstorm, and now this lol
r10pez10: deadly insect is the worst ball lightning
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: TheMicah21 fair :)
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
croisvoix1: le__mage__bc because those cards are from ice age and aren't actually part of coldsnap
mastershake29x: @le__mage__bc those are the versions paul loaded into the reader
RatekStormcrow: It costs 2 cards and gets 2 cards
ArmadilloAL: Lat-Nam's Legacy is just a really weird instant-speed Tormenting Voice.
DaMullet14: it cost him a card to play, though, so it's just a cantrip
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ironram18: !card Lat-Nam's Legacy
LRRbot: Lat-Nam's Legacy [1U] | Instant | Shuffle a card from your hand into your library. If you do, draw two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
le__mage__bc: Okay thanks Big G !
laughinskull: spell fire was great at having cards with wings but not flying.
djalternative: sounds like Deadly Insect goes into the "Strictly Worse" cube
le__mage__bc: okay dully noted paul
underhill33: Can confirm they are on scryfall
TehAmelie: could be useful if you need to empty your hand temporarily. . .
TwoSenses: They are on scryfall! I checked
Vampiricsloth: i used that in my old rafiq deck to shuffle eldrazi conscription back into the deck lol never wanted it in my hand :P
Sibwow: Scryfall: a fall full of scries
strangelee: you can't even give it flying
m0nkeyrama: LUL so many tiny creatures
HondoTrigger: graham drinking water? what up hydro homie
DaMullet14: TehAmelie: "Mind Twist you for 3?" "ha, you only get one!"
djalternative: thiqq snowflake
LRRbot: Frostweb Spider [2G] | Snow Creature — Spider [1/3] | Reach / Whenever Frostweb Spider blocks a creature with flying, put a +1/+1 counter on Frostweb Spider at end of combat.
LRRbot: Bull Aurochs [1G] | Creature — Aurochs [2/1] | Trample / Whenever Bull Aurochs attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Aurochs.
r10pez10: snow spider
kenny_roberts84: Hey guys
m0nkeyrama: auroch pump
Dryhad: Tribal!
RealGamerCow: Cows help!
gamercat88: one for all, all for aurochs
GoblinRanger: for the heard!
gnome_friend: sergeHi @kenny_roberts84
TriseAlpha: Herd mentality, yes. Aurochs Stampede!
matthew_dauber: aurochs getting swole together
djalternative: Aurochs - better slivers
LRRbot: Lat-Nam's Legacy [1U] | Instant | Shuffle a card from your hand into your library. If you do, draw two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Sibwow: those nepotistic aurochses
control_rig: For the Herd!
TheInnsanity: Graham has two of four different aurochs in play
GoblinRanger: Err herd
Alness49: This is a load of Aurochs
fishmanfishfish: aurochs never say die
le__mage__bc: Does 2/1 for 2 still counts as a bear ?
Myclept: I'm hoping for aurochs in Modern Horizons
ninja_theory_ashrams: build up to a stampede
DaMullet14: No
laughinskull: will you ever stream spellfire the ccg?
Earthenone: tits not advantage its "selection"
DaMullet14: A 2/1 for 2 is a piker
ArmadilloAL: In Ice Age, Aurochs was the only Aurochs. Coldsnap, for some reason, decided this was a thing that needed to be expanded on and printed like three more Aurochs with the same ability.
sifonaonline: Ur-Aurochs.
Coinman1863: This came from mailtime didn't it?
Rioxcon: no but there is a recruiter type
kenny_roberts84: I hate slivers
gamercat88: auroch tribal deck
ushiikun: not really advantage, have to cast a card and shuffle one in to get two new cards.
JosephDeath: Has chat already asked Graham about the Bear Queen?
ArmadilloAL: Yes, the original Aurochs only counted other copies of itself.
TheInnsanity: there is an auroch that summons aurochs
Mangledpixel: the absolute unit aurochs
ritchards: So Ripple is coming back in MH1 right?
r10pez10: the ur-roch, if you will
Oecking: Well, good timing with the new Aurochs commander coming out lrrBEEJ
le__mage__bc: @DaMullet14 okay
orimazer: the uraurochs
Frozendukie: C-
Daring_Apprentice: Ur-Aurochs
Field94: Watch there be an aurochs in Horizons now
Alness49: Auroch queen laying lavas Aurochs
gnome_friend: Once again, Aurochs is singular
DaMullet14: there better be an aurochs in horizons
ironram18: !card Auroch Herd
LRRbot: Aurochs Herd [5G] | Creature — Aurochs [4/4] | Trample / When Aurochs Herd enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Aurochs card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library. / Whenever Aurochs Herd attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Aurochs.
le__mage__bc: @JosephDeath He had that card in advance for the next Game Knights so yes
Daring_Apprentice: Print it a legendary Aurochs, you cowards!
Alness49: lavae*
Wonderdoc: I love Aurochs. It‘s such a silly creature type
TehAmelie: print Aurochs Earl, you cowards
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AalderFlawn: Cold snap? You spicy bois.
Vampiricsloth: so you think they put oubliette in Modern Horizons?
fishmanfishfish: Roman Reigns playing Coldsnap: OOO-RACHS
TheInnsanity: there IS a legendary Aurochs
TheWarbo: Aurochs Force One
RatekStormcrow: Eldercow ? Is this a cow with a chtullu face ?
TheInnsanity: there are 3 legendary aurochs
LRRbot: Wings of Aesthir [WU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has flying and first strike.
le__mage__bc: The First Sliver is stupid
r10pez10: poor squirrels
Mangledpixel: Note: it's never 'auroch'. The 'ochs' bit is the same root as 'ox'. If it helps, think of it as 'Aurox'.
m0nkeyrama: spicy
strangelee: What is the Wizard Lord?
JosephDeath: @le__mage__bc Well that's what I get for not watching Game Knights lol... There's just so much content on the internet
MaladyDark: !time
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theeviljaffa: wait is that a foil land why
RealGamerCow: I would pay more than I should for a legendary Auroch.
TheWooglie: Do you guys have a preview card?
djalternative: !updog
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Nemowoodbine: I appreciate your fourochs joke paul
m0nkeyrama: The unbeatable 3/3 flier
TheInnsanity: !card aesthier glider
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Elite Guard [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | {T}: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. When that creature leaves the battlefield this turn, sacrifice Kjeldoran Elite Guard. Activate this ability only during combat.
theycallhimben: Mistform Ultimus is the greatest legendary aurochs
ArmadilloAL: To be fair, nobody has watched next month's Game Knights yet.
topkekmachine: Usually just watch the VODS but I'm excited to catch the stream live
noSmokeFire: that *hat*
Vampiricsloth: does graham's deck have skred in it? lol
kenny_roberts84: Ice age was so bad
gamercat88: is it ears wings?
le__mage__bc: @JosephDeath don't worry ;) here's the tweet https://twitter.com/Graham_LRR/status/1131992904635838464
r10pez10: omg that art
DaMullet14: Reach didn't exist in Cold Snap, right? There might be some cards that "can block as if they had flying", but it won't be keyworded
Frozendukie: adam's deck seems nasty
noSmokeFire: ah, it has banding
ArmadilloAL: Josh and Graham just kind of announced Graham's deck for it on Twitter today because they were getting bombarded with questions.
TriseAlpha: As of Modern Horizons, literally every tribe will have a Lord Commander.
m0nkeyrama: Thicc thighs
gamercat88: dive birdmen, dive!
benperterkofsky: Graham... update Bear Force One yet?
ushiikun: That's how vehicles should have worked. The pilots should have gone down with them.
chaostreader: @damullet14 Yes. Graham has played a spider with that.
Omega_Lairon: You say "wings", I say "eyebrows" : p
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JosephDeath: Ty @le__mage__bc
Earthenone: bear force one will be up on gameknights in the near future
Mangledpixel: Gordon's ALIVE?!
Alness49: Is he out to kill da Wabbit?
TehAmelie: ha, they don't even wear those wings for war
Ant__R: thought it was gonna be coldsnap commander
LRRbot: Balduvian Rage [XR] | Instant | Target attacking creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
PhorrestGaze: haha, they take the wings off for war
ArmadilloAL: @ushiikun That's how these abilities worked for years. There's at least a dozen old cards like this. We universally decided they were terrible and should never be used.
Daring_Apprentice: Raging Aurochs>Raging Kronch
Dryhad: Graham "My woolly mammoths fly" Stark
theycallhimben: Those are his ears, he’s kind of sensitive about it
ArmadilloAL: So vehicles were the compromise to make them actualy playable.
Nemowoodbine: Flash Gordon? Quarterback, New York jets?
Nogrid: draw on adam's upkeep
LastResistance: Graham should draw on Adam's upkeep
Donutholez: is this ice age fight?
underhill33: The next turn, not your next turn G
volraths_bane: The next upkeep, not your next upkeep
m0nkeyrama: LUL
sovereign226: reading the card etc
Myclept: Alternate title for Graham's deck is Mad Cows
m0nkeyrama: Nicely done
TheInnsanity: PogChamp
ArmadilloAL: Also, Graham's deck has some sweet value, with multiple $6 Balduvian Rages and snow lands!
kenny_roberts84: Derp
noSmokeFire: imagine mammoths with pilot's goggles
Zhedor: next upkeep not your next
voslan: The Cold Snap Decks?
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Distrei: It's fine, his card draw makes up for it :P
MalenkyMalchick: Graham don’t miss your draw
ushiikun: @ArmadilloAL I don't remember those, but I also took about a 15 year break at one point.
Wonderdoc: All of these say NEXT upkeep. With these cards you draw on your opponents turn
gnome_friend: Welcome raider sergeFriend s!
JDuBz2008: raid!!!
RockPusher: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
mtvcdm: Hi Julie and friends!
TehAmelie: imagine mammoths crafting tools and stuff of whale bones
Mangledpixel: welcome, raiders!
Earthenone: yeah they are miracle techs
benperterkofsky: Yeah Adam!
kanimaras: have to pump when declare attacks I think it's a weido card
ritchards: Pump it (louder!)
Donutholez: yep. the coldsnap decks mailed to them in mail time
TheInnsanity: can'trip
le__mage__bc: Now the real question. If Ayula would have not pe printed (a tragedy for sure), would Graham still play Bear Force One on Game Knights ?
sugarsh0t: sugars5Luv raaaahhhh have fun!
sovereign226: latnam's legacy the blue tormenting voice
TriseAlpha: Kjeldoran Elite Guard is like Super-Banding
m0nkeyrama: Woooow LUL
djalternative: so then adam should have two more cards, right?
LRRbot: Highland Weald | Snow Land | Highland Weald enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
SpartanGandalf: more of a canvisit than a cantrip
strangelee: This Ice Age stuff just getting me pumped for Iceborne
Xx_JAG_xX: RUDE!!
Grevas13: gotem
benperterkofsky: Is Darien in Adams Deck?
TheInnsanity: POG
Rioxcon: that is one of my favorite land arts
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LRRbot: Hibernation's End [4G] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Whenever you pay Hibernation's End's cumulative upkeep, you may search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost equal to the number of age counters on Hibernation's End and put it onto the battlefield. If you do, shuffle your library.
m0nkeyrama: Now we'll never know what Adam was thinking about
TheInnsanity: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
TLBlitz: I petition that slow cantrips be called didtrips
Unas84: heck yeah, that card's fun
TheInnsanity: it's yisan
Earthenone: thats so cool
TheInnsanity: mandatory less abusable yisan
xDasterrx: and costs 5+
Laurence72: I have Hibernation's End in my Commander deck. It is AMAZING
gamercat88: that bear doesn't look happy hibernation eneded
Distrei: This is like, fair Aether Vial. Interesting.
bradlby: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
Unas84: do you have that in your Bear Force One deck, Graham? would be a good fit I think?
Nemowoodbine: Adam I wanna know what you were thinking Adam
sovereign226: better than prime speaker vannifar Kappa
Furgat: this card seems actively good
ironram18: Hey Ben, which legendary are you excited for in Modern Horizons?
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Distrei: Heck i should put this in my Omnath deck
benperterkofsky: !card Mox Tantelite
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Surging Aether [3U] | Instant | Ripple 4 / Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
r10pez10: dothrakis don't say thankyou, they know that they'll be paid back eventually
benperterkofsky: !card Darien
LRRbot: Darien, King of Kjeldor [4WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Whenever you're dealt damage, you may create that many 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
Earthenone: nice!
Mangledpixel: aww yis, the proper Æ ligature
Earthenone: keep ripplin
loki_lxix: Adam is some sort of wizard
Thatwasademo: reveal all four, then cast any copies revealed
Earthenone: now ripple again
Thatwasademo: then ripple again
Laurence72: Being able to tutor for a creature and it putting it into play multiple turns ina row is just insane
m0nkeyrama: The hits! \ seabatTROG /
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theeviljaffa: adams deck is way spicier than grahams
Thatwasademo: technically the other revealed cards go on the bottom before you cast the second copy
loki_lxix: damn i wanted the chain
seth_erickson: we did it we got a hit on the ripple
sovereign226: ripple is like 9 on the storm scale Kappa
r10pez10: ok that's kind of a cool mechanic actually
benperterkofsky: !maelstrom pulse
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Pride [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+2. / {2}{U}: Attach Kjeldoran Pride to target creature other than enchanted creature.
MurficWPN: @ben shadowborn apostles also
m0nkeyrama: Ripple got there!
benperterkofsky: !card Maelstrom Pulse
LRRbot: Maelstrom Pulse [1BG] | Sorcery | Destroy target nonland permanent and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.
TheInnsanity: board out the foil
loki_lxix: is it thrumming stone that gives everything ripple?
djalternative: there are some spicy cards in those decks
kenny_roberts84: Relentless Rats was a pain in the ass
flowji: You look fresh today Adam :)
Mangledpixel: no cyborgs here
Rioxcon: you could side out that 1 land
noSmokeFire: take out your extra land, adam
RatekStormcrow: THere is a foil dand in the sideboard
benperterkofsky: !card Dark depths
LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
le__mage__bc: Why do I think there is a big powerlevel difference between aurochs and ripple ?
monakai: Graham, throw in your land too.
noSmokeFire: side in a 62nd land
Aarek: run 61
TehAmelie: 61 cards, when a ham sandwich isn't enough
Oecking: You could side out the swords, technically.
Earthenone: cam opened a bob?!
sovereign226: the bob maher is a dark confidant
Earthenone: :P
djalternative: what do they cast for though?
Alness49: Triple Club Ham Sandwich
benperterkofsky: It’s a better tooth and nail
ninja_theory_ashrams: 61 should be a sundae, because of the cherry on top
benperterkofsky: !card dark confidant
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
Unas84: You could put Hibernation's End in your Bear Force One deck, Graham! :)
SittingOx: HEY i have that pro card! LUL
Lord_Hosk: Ummmm... at MAGICFEST....
benperterkofsky: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 35:55.
Oecking: I am sorry, but "money finish" sounds dirty. lrrWOW
ritchards: what have you done by age 14?
geekvs: rochester draft?
RavingPenguin: Adam "Pokerface" Savidan
benperterkofsky: !card lightning
LRRbot: Found 50 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: geekvs coldsnap intro decks
monakai: Rochester: a difficult format, and not so great city in upstate NY.
TheInnsanity: gottem
TriseAlpha: It's the end of the Ice Age, Paul...
Daring_Apprentice: Hibernation's End is the cave at the end of Wild America
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benperterkofsky: !card bob
LRRbot: Did you mean: Discombobulate; Squee, Goblin Nabob Avatar; Penumbra Bobcat; Squee, Goblin Nabob
TehAmelie: but only once
Lord_Hosk: Mull only on 7 land or no land
m0nkeyrama: wow, weird mull rules
LRRbot: Gorilla Shaman [R] | Creature — Ape Shaman [1/1] | {X}{X}{1}: Destroy target noncreature artifact with converted mana cost X.
laughinskull: mtg needs more key hunts and locked doors.
TheInnsanity: vintage allstar
Sibwow: mox monkey
SittingOx: PAUPER PogChamp
Lord_Hosk: and only one time and then you were hosed
Skajetolaf: Yeah but during coldsnap you could mull on 7 and down to 1 no scrying
bradlby: mox monkey
DoctorCactus: GO DARIEN make him proud adam
TheInnsanity: but ACTUAL vintage all star
TwilightAvalon: Mox Monkey!
chaostreader: Rochester isn’t really a city. More of a town.
Earthenone: up to some monkey business
Masslost: !card Thrumming Stone
LRRbot: Thrumming Stone [5] | Legendary Artifact | Spells you cast have ripple 4.
PhorrestGaze: a 1 drop? This is bananas!
TriseAlpha: Optimus Primal
LRRbot: Balduvian Rage [XR] | Instant | Target attacking creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
m0nkeyrama: oh my
ushiikun: At least it isn't the dirty green monkey
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
djalternative: Mox Monkey! That chunky Monkey!
Skajetolaf: Are there more of these juicy decks?
gamercat88: that ape is all the da rage
TheInnsanity: yeah, was sex monkeys in this block?
Frozendukie: SMOrc
Earthenone: @Skajetolaf two more decks in the wings
DoctorCactus: dude this card is soooo sick in feather commander deck
LRRbot: Bull Aurochs [1G] | Creature — Aurochs [2/1] | Trample / Whenever Bull Aurochs attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Aurochs.
LRRbot: Lat-Nam's Legacy [1U] | Instant | Shuffle a card from your hand into your library. If you do, draw two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Skajetolaf: @Earthenone Sweet thanks
Xx_JAG_xX: HE'S got no style he's got no grace!!
TheInnsanity: someone tell graham that lat-nam's doesn't give card advantage
sovereign226: it's not card advantage!
benperterkofsky: !card lost legacy
LRRbot: Lost Legacy [1BB] | Sorcery | Choose a nonartifact, nonland card name. Search target player's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. That player shuffles their library, then draws a card for each card exiled from hand this way.
Xx_JAG_xX: this ape has got a funny face!!
Earthenone: that is cool with ripple
zebetus: didnt want to be the first one to say that
laughinskull: card quality advantage
Earthenone: set up a sick rip
BizarroNavarro: drunk stream?
PinkHoneyCMB: !drinks
gamercat88: what is everyone drinking tonight?
benperterkofsky: Roborosewater Card
PinkHoneyCMB: Aw yeah. Hydrate or Die-drate
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outrider [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | {W}: Kjeldoran Outrider gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
gamercat88: nice
sifonaonline: Hey, Lat-Nam's is how you abuse Brainstorm.
sifonaonline: Now that's magic.
TheInnsanity: but adam, it's 2019
Skajetolaf: @TheInnsanity Nah Uktabi Orangutans were in Visions
svvenvoltan: Heh meat breathing in WAR
TheInnsanity: everyone but breathes
djalternative: do you like meat breathing better, Adam?
m0nkeyrama: butt breathing is so much worse sounding than meat breathing
Earthenone: how would vince say "butt breathing"
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: lat-nam just feels like someone forgot letters in last-name
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LRRbot: Resize [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / Recover {1}{G}
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Laurence72: I LOVE that Swords art
kimmiekoneko: swords 2 birds
TheInnsanity: swords to plowshares, not shields :) (good way to remember it)
gamercat88: wow, adam's deck can't have good cards
Mangledpixel: swords to doves
gamercat88: lrrJUDGE
ushiikun: That's the best swords art
sovereign226: swords was balanced because all the creatures were terrible LUL
Fruan: That's the best swords printing
LRRbot: Bull Aurochs [1G] | Creature — Aurochs [2/1] | Trample / Whenever Bull Aurochs attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Aurochs.
TehAmelie: i always liked Swords to Plowshares. it sounds like a magic spell
wowlolman3: !decklist
Mangledpixel: I mean, have you even seen a dove attempt to plow a field, Paul? I think not
r10pez10: obviously the collective noun for doves is a plowshare
chaostreader: Adam’s deck is some really great cards built for a dumb effect.
LRRbot: Stalking Yeti [2RR] | Snow Creature — Yeti [3/3] | When Stalking Yeti enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls and that creature deals damage equal to its power to Stalking Yeti. / {2}{S}: Return Stalking Yeti to its owner's hand. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
kimmiekoneko: hoping for aurochs in modern horizons
RockPusher: *straps dove to auroch* Now plough that field!
TheInnsanity: BUTT BREATHE
Earthenone: Recover fizzles
TriseAlpha: I think the Swords art was supposed to be Pacifism.
Skajetolaf: Could you Butt Breathe!
ushiikun: so if you remove it with the trigger on the stack, no fight?
sovereign226: when it comes into play if it's in play Pepega
LRRbot: Surging Aether [3U] | Instant | Ripple 4 / Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Thatwasademo: is that an intervening if that's' the same as the triggering condition
TehAmelie: clearly the doves are just showing up to turn the swords into plowshares
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outrider [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | {W}: Kjeldoran Outrider gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
dredgyboi: so we're these intro packs not standard legal when they came out .
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LRRbot: Kjeldoran Gargoyle [5W] | Creature — Gargoyle [3/3] | Flying, first strike / Whenever Kjeldoran Gargoyle deals damage, you gain that much life.
Earthenone: standard wasent a "thing"when these came out
m0nkeyrama: woooow
m0nkeyrama: That's pretty dece
Mangledpixel: the oracle text still has that in it though, so maybe there's some corner-case where that's relevant
Thatwasademo: it has lifelink as a triggered ability rather than a replacement effect
Paranundrox: it's like that WAR card
dredgyboi: fine type 2 legal when it came out
BlueMagnusStormCrow: How do we beat such reckless hate?
Paranundrox: but without Vigilance
TheAwkes: Lifelink stacks with that ability.
egyptcraze: its a triggered ability
TwilightAvalon: ITs not Lifelink.....If it gained Lifelink....You would gain life twice
kimmiekoneko: this was the summer supplementary set
Rioxcon: it's also not a artifact
seth_erickson: !armadillo cloak
Laurence72: Just missing teh vigiliance that the Angle from War of teh Spark has
TehAmelie: the difference between not-lifelink and lifelink is stacking
Alness49: He can't keep getting away with this!
seth_erickson: !card armadillo cloak
LRRbot: Armadillo Cloak [1GW] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample. / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.
SgtCommanderson: yeti deals its damage first, that's relevant if it has wither or infect
Omega_Lairon: "Legally distinct from lifelink lifelink"
Field94: or how all those green creatures have "totally not flying"
LRRbot: Bull Aurochs [1G] | Creature — Aurochs [2/1] | Trample / Whenever Bull Aurochs attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Aurochs.
DaMullet14: The difference between Stalking Yeti and fight is that the damage is sequential rather than simultaneous
ninja_theory_ashrams: trigger, so if you are dead during damage, the life gain won't save you
arkinoid: Sunblade angel looks more craggy than usual
xmoldygoldx: omg I loved the Aurochs deck as a kid
Paranundrox: also it's weird with lethal damage
RavingPenguin: Is Grahams deck just monkeys riding cows?
Laurence72: Angel, not Angle... one os a holy warrior from above, the other is a recently retired WWE superstar
TheInnsanity: @RavingPenguin I mean it's not NOT monkeys riding cows
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Elite Guard [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | {T}: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. When that creature leaves the battlefield this turn, sacrifice Kjeldoran Elite Guard. Activate this ability only during combat.
kiddykong525: just showed up tell me what's a happenen.
Thatwasademo: State-based effects aren't checked until the ability is done resolving
Earthenone: and is not "then"
volraths_bane: and, not then
redbannanas: coulndnt make it to actucal Fnm so this is great aurochs poper is my favorite deck
seth_erickson: !card stalking yeti
LRRbot: Stalking Yeti [2RR] | Snow Creature — Yeti [3/3] | When Stalking Yeti enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls and that creature deals damage equal to its power to Stalking Yeti. / {2}{S}: Return Stalking Yeti to its owner's hand. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Thatwasademo: so which one happens first isn't particularly important
Thatwasademo: Fight wasn't a keyword yet
SgtCommanderson: it does deal its damage first. This is relevant if it has wither
Jackomaning: if you give a lifelink creature armadillo cloak it gain double the life
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun you're right, but creatures don't die in the middle of resolving a trigger
gamercat88: one has a yetti
Porsgaard81: I know what you mean, Paul.
LRRbot: Stalking Yeti [2RR] | Snow Creature — Yeti [3/3] | When Stalking Yeti enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls and that creature deals damage equal to its power to Stalking Yeti. / {2}{S}: Return Stalking Yeti to its owner's hand. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
TheInnsanity: I think there is a specific card that cares about the word fight
Wodar9: The difference is that some cards care about "fight" as a keyword
sir_jack_DB: THE YETAY
Skajetolaf: Yeah but thatn it would have been oracled
LRRbot: Resize [1G] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. / Recover {1}{G}
Dashiell: It sounds like it's technically not combat damage, which could matter sometimes
DaMullet14: If the yeti has Wither, the targeted creature will be smaller before it deals damage
gamercat88: more like YEET-ie, am i right!
Jungie26: They may just not have gotten around to it yet
crazyburrito7: If it was actually fight they would've oracled it to be. They did it with menace
LRRbot: Reinforcements [W] | Instant | Put up to three target creature cards from your graveyard on top of your library.
Nemowoodbine: THE YEH TAYYY
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun state-based-actions (like "a creature with as much or more damage than toughness") are only checked when a player would gain priority (after an effect finishes resolving)
kanimaras: does adam gain 3 from the fight? I didn't read that card close enough
Masslost: can we talk about Sword of Truth and Justice ? it really seems odd from what i saw on scryfall
MisterDayman: hej
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Woo Aurochs! I bought that deck once
gnome_friend: Masslost why odd?
noSmokeFire: *a creature with as much damage as toughness dies I meant, whoops
FaustianHero: Wings and a body would also describe: birds
Nemowoodbine: Adam watch out the yehtay hugs Too Well
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Gargoyle [5W] | Creature — Gargoyle [3/3] | Flying, first strike / Whenever Kjeldoran Gargoyle deals damage, you gain that much life.
seth_erickson: @Masslost it's just like any other sword of
loki_lxix: It seems dope AF is what it seems
redbannanas: auurochs poper is actually decint
Daring_Apprentice: Are you an angel?
egyptcraze: i *built* that deck. AND had the LRR crew sign it at PaxEast!\
thraximore: Oh man, I must have had Kjeldoran Cunning as a kid because I have all of the cards in random places in my collection
Jackomaning: if you give the gargoyle lifelink you would gain double the life
Daring_Apprentice: An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe. They live on the moon of Iego, I think.
Wodar9: You probably think it is an angel because there is a 6 cost angel in WAR with very similar keywords
Masslost: @seth_erickson the proliferate is what seems odd it feels more green then blue
thraximore: what a nostalgia trip
TLBlitz: White creature, multiple keywords including flying, basically an angel
silvalunae: goo what?
LRRbot: Earthen Goo [2R] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | Trample / Cumulative upkeep {R} or {G} / Earthen Goo gets +1/+1 for each age counter on it.
sovereign226: warm liquid goo phase
m0nkeyrama: ooooh, spicy
Mangledpixel: mmm... free goo....
Omega_Lairon: "Mmm... free goo"
TheInnsanity: it's like that thing my roommate left in the fridge
loki_lxix: Blue has more proleferate than any other color
seth_erickson: I guess from a flavor perspective it's not that bad
DoctorCactus: oh cumulative upkeep, what an interesting design decision
m0nkeyrama: Damn, that's a dirty combo
chaostreader: Technically, before you pay the upkeep.
LRRbot: Jötun Owl Keeper [2W] | Creature — Giant [3/3] | Cumulative upkeep {W} or {U} / When Jötun Owl Keeper dies, create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying for each age counter on it.
crazyburrito7: I always thought it was weird that they keyworded cumulative upkeep but not regular upkeep costs
BlueMagnusStormCrow: O Owl Keeper is actually really cool
Wodar9: DANG
Omega_Lairon: "I'm full of owls!"
FaustianHero: wings and a body: owls
m0nkeyrama: wow, Adam's deck seems good
LRRbot: Jötun Grunt [1W] | Creature — Giant Soldier [4/4] | Cumulative upkeep—Put two cards from a single graveyard on the bottom of their owner's library.
gamercat88: um one of these decks seems POWERFUL
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I'm full of owls!
SpartanGandalf: lingering owls
Nemowoodbine: KAWWWWWWW
IslandFishJasconius: he just explodes into birds?
ninja_theory_ashrams: "fly my pretties"
Wodar9: a 4/4!?
hoktauri: There might be a power difference between the decks on screen
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Has Graham Trapdoor Spidered yet?
SerGarretCameron: Owlkeeper in birb commander?
RavingPenguin: Too_Many_Limes.jpg
r10pez10: the heck is that
ushiikun: if there aren't enough cards, it dies
djalternative: jace can't mill himself now!!!!
LRRbot: Deadly Insect [4G] | Creature — Insect [6/1] | Shroud
TheInnsanity: the owl keeper is a magician that disappears into birds
chaostreader: Is each two separate?
PhoenixMelior: !updog
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gamercat88: but birds love insects, adam it is a trap
Thatwasademo: they *are* actually counters
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Coinman1863: It is age counters IIRC
Thatwasademo: cumulative upkeep says "put an age counter on it"
Mangledpixel: the inexorable progression towards our unavoidable graves
chaostreader: They are counters. They can be increased by proliferate.
Wodar9: not a +1/+1 counter I think was the intention of the comment
TriseAlpha: WhyBirb
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LRRbot: Tinder Wall [G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/3] | Defender / Sacrifice Tinder Wall: Add {R}{R}. / {R}, Sacrifice Tinder Wall: It deals 2 damage to target creature it's blocking.
ritchards: So... G* for the not-winners bracket eh?
Fruan: Wall of boom!
control_rig: Adam
Myclept: Adam's my favourite person
Rioxcon: unimaginable power
TheInnsanity: a 4/4 in this economy?
LRRbot: Aurochs [3G] | Creature — Aurochs [2/3] | Trample / Whenever Aurochs attacks, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Aurochs.
sifonaonline: Good old 5/5 flying lifelink. Adam basically built his own Lyra.
le__mage__bc: Adam's deck is so busted compared to Graham's
r10pez10: swipe
LRRbot: Lat-Nam's Legacy [1U] | Instant | Shuffle a card from your hand into your library. If you do, draw two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Omega_Lairon: Batman's Legacy?
coriolis_storm: That was the early version of Wonderwall lrrAWESOME
Porsgaard81: Are Aurochs just bad at blocking?
Type_One___: showlove100
FaustianHero: Aurochs like stampeding
TriseAlpha: Damien Wayne, yes
Earthenone: arauches cannot block flyers
theeviljaffa: So adam's deck seems to have far better creatures, which is balanced by having far better spells aswell.
sovereign226: this is why gruul players are so mad
m0nkeyrama: Jesus
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Wodar9: NICE DECK ADAM
FaustianHero: Does that deck also have ardakar valkyrie?
gnome_friend: Warning: May contain spiders
Rioxcon: Adam doesn't get that life
Rioxcon: he is only at 22
Thatwasademo: well that seemed brutally unfair
NotGruulButWhy: True
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yes
DoctorCactus: @FaustianHero jeez I hope not
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: gruul player here, can confirm but new sword makes me feel better
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yes it is
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: We got done dirty
Featherweight_: shawshawshaw
shaduko07: And he ColdSnapes it up
m0nkeyrama: Turns out fliers are good
EsperDerek1: "Let's give everything to blue, is that okay?"
chaostreader: Not Gruul. Then Die
DoctorCactus: @FaustianHero that deck has got some decent power for an intro pack
Wodar9: Flavorwise it grabs something then dies!
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Love GTDS
Earthenone: gruul can use swords? they seem too "elegant" for gruul
TehAmelie: it grabs something and then hides :3
TheInnsanity: grave from the grave?
m0nkeyrama: cool
Earthenone: !card open the grave
LRRbot: Open the Graves [3BB] | Enchantment | Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Mangledpixel: Rise from your grave!
gnome_friend: Gruul can be elegant
silenceaux: Earthenone Just have to make the sword big enough
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Earthenone the new counters sword with pro-white/blue seems good enough
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: especially with riot
ndcazzy: My favorite cumulative upkeep card is braid of fire
Gulleko: as someone who started playing magic with arena, these decks are very confusing eogDerp
theeviljaffa: Get high in the cemetary?
sovereign226: the aurochs will rise again
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Turn around.
gnome_friend turns around
karmakamikaze: Ah, I was caught up watching a movie, how many rounds have I missed?
Earthenone: one round
m0nkeyrama: Just the first
Distrei: popn on rhythm cafe 👀
azureHaights: No, don't tr
Earthenone: aurauchs V ripples
Distrei: bemani is good civ
zerg539: @gulleko these decks have some practically ancient cards and mechanics
Laurence72 starts dancing
TLBlitz: Adam’s @
karmakamikaze: Great, thanks : D
azureHaights: *don't turn around. I don't wanna see your heart breaking.
TehAmelie: !card typhoon
LRRbot: Typhoon [2G] | Sorcery | Typhoon deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of Islands that player controls.
TehAmelie: no that's not it
TehAmelie: !card cyclone
LRRbot: Cyclone [2GG] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, put a wind counter on Cyclone, then sacrifice Cyclone unless you pay {G} for each wind counter on it. If you pay, Cyclone deals damage equal to the number of wind counters on it to each creature and each player.
TehAmelie: proto-cumulative upkeep :)
gnome_friend: THe color pie was weird back in the day
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greecieboi: Yo what up it’s my first stream
ninthecho: !uptime
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gnome_friend: Welcome greecieboi sergeFriend
greecieboi: critroleBees critroleBees critroleBees
musicianlol: What did i miss?
gnome_friend: musicianlol Aurochs losing
gnome_friend: lrrAWW
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Cow friends got smashed
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: musicianlol first round, Graham (RG) lost to Adam (UW)
Earthenone: you missed round 1 of aurauchs vs ripples
moundsofmayhem: what song is this?
musicianlol: Thanks!
TehAmelie: it wasn't even close, both games :x
m0nkeyrama: Fliers + removal are a good combo to have
gnome_friend: VIRTuosos Sexy by Big Giant Circles @moundsofmayhem
FlannelShirtEnthusist: on the up side we have burgers now
TriseAlpha: Ripple bounce = Surfboard?
TLBlitz: Adam’s proto-Cascade Azorius Skies deck just. Made burgers
Earthenone: i thought graham was in it whith the double yeti
m0nkeyrama: Hello again
gnome_friend: Graham played Gibb. THen Gibb fought a gargoyle
Unas84: Media Empire
depositron: my man Cam
Omega_Lairon: "LRR Media conglomerate"
girlpainting: well, for a "network" you would need more then 1 broadcasting station ;-)
sifonaonline: Ben's just going with the snow.
ulexarX: There's no business like snow business
sifonaonline: Living that Chillerpillar life.
Dryhad: The old splash green for fixing Kappa
Distrei: !card Scapeshift
LRRbot: Scapeshift [2GG] | Sorcery | Sacrifice any number of lands. Search your library for up to that many land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
AalderFlawn: Playing Grahm? You stomped him
Dix: Cam? Aristocrats? LUL
TriseAlpha: Woo
ravenknightWWE: PokCharizard
m0nkeyrama: A jund deck :o
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
djalternative: @Dix I know, right?
gnome_friend: !findquote jund
LRRbot: Quote #2268: "I'm Serge! I think you should Jund 'em out!" —Alex [2016-04-07]
Lord_Hosk: its a dancing skeleton
AalderFlawn: It's a Skeletor!
TriseAlpha: Picky Reassembling Skeleton
TehAmelie: "I'm gonna tap the swamp." "What?!" -Ben & Cameron, 2019
LRRbot: Coldsteel Heart [2] | Snow Artifact | Coldsteel Heart enters the battlefield tapped. / As Coldsteel Heart enters the battlefield, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
m0nkeyrama: spooky scary sekeleton
NazakYuzak: This format seems like a skeleton of fun
silenceaux: 1 mana regenerate is a really annoying chump blocker though
girlpainting: commander staple!
Phosphatide: oh [cold]snap it’s friday night PogChamp
TheSeraphman: !findquote skeleton
LRRbot: Quote #4568: "A skeleton is just a zombie with less meat on it." —Paul [2017-12-27]
loki_lxix: choose
gamercat88: subscribe to snrtifact
TehAmelie: oh man i snarted
Earthenone: it makes snow mana as a side effect
BrindleBoar: Paul pls
Ubiki: it makes snow mana though
coelopteryx: leonard snartifact
Earthenone: as it is a snow permananat
Armstrong11139: Cam fights for the Users! ...wrong Tron
FlannelShirtEnthusist: certain things in this set cared about Snow permanents
girlpainting: a Snisland
Vampiricsloth: TehAmelie weirdest feeling in the world xD
LRRbot: Rimewind Taskmage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | {1}, {T}: You may tap or untap target permanent. Activate this ability only if you control four or more snow permanents.
Rioxcon: so many good memories of playing with these intro decks
Mangledpixel: it makes mana that can be used to pay snow costs, 'snow mana' does not exist
m0nkeyrama: First blood benginTraitor
musicianlol: Combos with the new snow things from Horizons Kappa
tehlordofelves: !card snow mercy
LRRbot: Snow Mercy [2WW] | Snow Enchantment | Whenever a creature deals damage to you, put a globe counter on it. / {T}, {Q}, {T}, {Q}, {T}: Tap all creatures with globe counters on them.
TheWooglie: Snow Limits
LRRbot: Krovikan Rot [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power 2 or less. / Recover {1}{B}{B}
GoblinRanger: benginPun
girlpainting: this is a ice themed stream...will contastands get ICREAM?!?!?!?
gnome_friend: lrrDILLY ?
le__mage__bc: does snow mana only counts mana produced by snow lands or does it also counts mana produced by non-land snow permanents ?
Wodar9: dang, has recover
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Recover is such an awkward mechanic.
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Hangedman: What is { Q }?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I always forget about it
Earthenone: it is snow permanants
TehAmelie: when does Snartibartfast show up
TriseAlpha: 20-turn clock
LRRbot: Mistfolk [UU] | Creature — Illusion [1/2] | {U}: Counter target spell that targets Mistfolk.
silenceaux: {Q} is untap
Dix: lolol
Hangedman: Ah.
BrindleBoar: now we see the power
LRRbot: Gutless Ghoul [2B] | Snow Creature — Zombie [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 2 life.
musicianlol: POWERFUL MAGIC
Omega_Lairon: "Hex-dislike"
RealGamerCow: Hex resistant?
TriseAlpha: Better and also worse Hexproof
girlpainting: look at this POWER
TehAmelie: unlike those regular, very brave ghouls
azureHaights: 1/2 for UU that has Circle of Protection: Spells
Earthenone: devotion is at 2
XprotoformX: pennyPicosing don't mess with my tutu
LRRbot: Essence Flare [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0. / At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a −0/−1 counter on that creature.
Hangedman: { U } Gain Hexproof until you become the target of a spell, then lose hexproof
TheWooglie: which upkeep?
m0nkeyrama: what a weird card
gamercat88: !mistfolk
chaostreader: @thewooglie The controller of the creatures
TheAwkes: [U] gain hexproof against target spell.
Styxseus: But since you cant target hexproof creatures.........
Mangledpixel: but if it has hexproof, then it can't become the target of a spell or ability
Laurence72: but you couldn't target it if it has hexproof? Or at least, your opponent couldn't?
nnaimad: !uptime
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Styxseus: Oh right!
Earthenone: yes
gamercat88: yeah or could you pay a blue and not loose the counter?
gnome_friend: !storm
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Rioxcon: " can be the target of spells and abilities as though it didn't have hexproof"
Vampiricsloth: i see like 10 usd worth of snow lands on ben's side :P
TriseAlpha: Ghostly Ghost
musicianlol: Or like, when it is targeted, gain hexproof, then lose hexproof
m0nkeyrama: wow
Styxseus: So it would loose hexproof if the owner enchanted it, or something
candydude1: who else is playing?
m0nkeyrama: can jam in for 5 👀
boltonss: did adam win?
TheWarbo: "That might actually be good" is an excellent analysis of a card
FrankiePeanuts: @le__mage__bc If a snow permanent creates Mana, that Mana is snow Mana.
m0nkeyrama: He did @boltonss
gnome_friend: !findquote art
LRRbot: Quote #6029: "They feel like art, I don't understand them." —Adam, on Metal Gear Solid games [2019-05-04]
strangelee: art?
m0nkeyrama: @candydude1 Adam and Graham
Hangedman: If you give that thing unblockable it’ll kill people
bastian964: Cam don't forget to exile the card from your graveyard.
FaustianHero: Mistfolk more like s'no folk
niccus: you can't ratchet back the other way, after flipping, in response to something due to how layers work right
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girlpainting: hey! hey! hey! hey! .....BALL! BALL!...HEY! ...sniff butt!
Earthenone: Recover trigger
Hangedman: Oh shit give the Phantasmal Fiend skulk!
TriseAlpha: It's like Flowstone, but Black
m0nkeyrama: That's such an annoying creature for combat
bradlby: krovikan rot has a recover trigger
TheAwkes: Snow is like the icing on the cake of mana. Some things need icing, but it still always works as cake. #TorturedAnalogy
silenceaux: He knows about the recover trigger, chat.
gnome_friend: exile the rot?
Wodar9: remember to exile the kill spell
Rioxcon: it exiles
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Exile the rot?
volraths_bane: exile the removal
LRRbot: Grim Harvest [1B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Recover {2}{B}
sovereign226: that'll teach you to play krovikan rot
chaostreader: Recover Exiles. Because it’s a bad mechanic.
Wodar9: Grim Harvest looks insane
egyptcraze: recover is neat but it has hella memory issues
m0nkeyrama: Just hide on top of the mountain seabatBRAIN
Earthenone: nice.
LRRbot: Barbed Sextant [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Barbed Sextant: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Tantaburs: a barbered sex tent?
Wodar9: Not a rock!
SrMuskrat: That is a very bad egg
Fruan: The OG chromatic star!
Wodar9: it sac's itself!
Mangledpixel: kinky
TheAwkes: Quick, someone ask Wheeler if he would play it in Eggs!
sovereign226: slow egg
TehAmelie: very strange flavor
loki_lxix: That is no egg it's a turd
Hingadora: Just really sick of other people touching my sextant.
LRRbot: Void Maw [4BB] | Creature — Horror [4/5] | Trample / If another creature would die, exile it instead. / Put a card exiled with Void Maw into its owner's graveyard: Void Maw gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Despoiler98: HEY MA
control_rig: That's Mrs. Sextant to you. Or Barbara to her friends.
Wodar9: WEIRD!
Dr_fragenstien: It was made by a guy describing a sextant to another guy, but they guy making it thought is was a weapon
m0nkeyrama: ooooh baby
Akaiatana: Cameron draws a card from Barbed Sextant
Zalbaag: Upkeep?
Jungie26: Draw, Cam
Fruan: Cam draws for sextant
strangelee: Cam draws a card?
Skajetolaf: Cameron get's to draw a card from the Sextant!
egyptcraze: secret proto-processor! I play this in my pharika "i play with your exile zone" edh deck!
Akaiatana: on Ben's turn
gamercat88: dilly bar
chaostreader: That card makes recover more viable.
Thatwasademo: cam draws on ben's upkeep
PhorrestGaze: No one: Voidmaw: FOREHEAD NOSE
orimazer: isn't that antisynergy with recover?
Hangedman: Put that Phantasmal Fiend in a Yuriko Commander deck and ruin combat math forever
musicianlol: Thats wierd
gamercat88: lrrDILLY
Mangledpixel: lrrDILLY
Thatwasademo: neat
sovereign226: eating it cone first DansGame
Tantaburs: Right on time Kappa
LRRbot: Chill to the Bone [3B] | Instant | Destroy target nonsnow creature.
PhorrestGaze: oof
Fruan: It's a slowtrip chromatic star
thalanir: oof
strangelee: oof
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Tantaburs: Recover trigger
girlpainting: rude
LRRbot: Gutless Ghoul [2B] | Snow Creature — Zombie [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 2 life.
Despoiler98: he never had a chance BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
Earthenone: storm is 2
Hangedman: usedSip
gnome_friend: Where's my gut?
m0nkeyrama: Gutless ghoul tribal
bradlby: demonstrated a loop
silenceaux: Oh no. Is this deck all sac outlets, no targets?
strangelee: Coward tribal?
Heinzes_: the absolute state of this board
Wodar9: can double block the 1/5 now
svvenvoltan: shame about damage on the stack
LRRbot: Rimewind Taskmage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | {1}, {T}: You may tap or untap target permanent. Activate this ability only if you control four or more snow permanents.
boltonss: ghoul can sac itself right?
Tantaburs: Cam does gutless ghoul go into aristocrats Kappa
StudentOfEtherium: think so
TriseAlpha: Creature gains Hexproof unless it doesn't.
sovereign226: there's no opportunity to outplay your opponent here the fiend is basically the abyss
Wodar9: @boltonss yes, but it doesn't matter which he uses
LRRbot: Grim Harvest [1B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Recover {2}{B}
Earthenone: look maw, stuck in the hand!
Wodar9: I love this grindy deck!
silenceaux: I have to ask, is there a red or green card in Cameron's deck
TriseAlpha: Yes
LRRbot: Dark Banishing [2B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
strangelee: Yeah, what's the red in his deck?
sovereign226: don't miss your chance to blow
TriseAlpha: He's just color screwed
TheWarbo: Bury!
Xx_JAG_xX: did this set have damage on the stack???
crazyburrito7: Whats the green?
Earthenone: yes
Tantaburs: Its mono black jund
Earthenone: damage was on the stack and mana burned
strangelee: lol
FlannelShirtEnthusist: This format is pretty fast, I expected it would be glacial Kappa
Earthenone: which made aristocrats much better
TheWooglie: FlannelShirtEnthusist Get out.
m0nkeyrama: Mono black jund is unfortunate
Xx_JAG_xX: they should play with mana burn and damage on the stack then!!
Despoiler98: @FlannelShirtEnthusist get.....in....the.....sea >.>
gnome_friend: sergeIntoTheSea
Wodar9: no regen is interesting
the_canuck_mystic: So they're playing with the old rules?
Earthenone: they are not
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Does cam have a non-black card in his deck?
Earthenone: old cards, new rules
Dryhad: Actual Counterspell
Dryhad: Arcane Denial
LRRbot: Void Maw [4BB] | Creature — Horror [4/5] | Trample / If another creature would die, exile it instead. / Put a card exiled with Void Maw into its owner's graveyard: Void Maw gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Xx_JAG_xX: they're not but THEY SHOULD!!
the_canuck_mystic: Thanks folks.
truehippy: !next
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m0nkeyrama: stabilizing? :o
Hangedman: Brainfreeze?
gamercat88: lrrDILLY
LRRbot: Iceberg [XUU] | Enchantment | Iceberg enters the battlefield with X ice counters on it. / {3}: Put an ice counter on Iceberg. / Remove an ice counter from Iceberg: Add {C}.
Dryhad: Oh. Force of Will
the_canuck_mystic: Are these the old WotC precons ?
Dryhad: Yes
Wodar9: WEIRD
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: the_canuck_mystic yes
Despoiler98: Neat card, never seen that
r10pez10: ???
Hangedman: Wow, iceberg is really bad
Despoiler98: nice way to sink extra mana
m0nkeyrama: fun to see these cards, had no idea these existed
le__mage__bc: Can we just stop and appreciate that card's name ? Void Maw. Sounds like a pretty metal group or album. Awesome
the_canuck_mystic: Thanks @The_Ocean_who_Subbed @Dryhad
gnome_friend: Wait, why isn't iceberg a snow permanent?
Bionull: How does the iceberg not make snow mana?
Fruan: Oh man. I used iceburg and icecauldron to get up to soooo much nonsence back in the day
FaustianHero: Cam could be harvesting gutless over and over, right? Or am I missing something
Wodar9: Also the 1/5 was insane back then
lookimadinosaur: its ice not snow
Hangedman: I guess it is good if you hold up 3 mana
Wodar9: It was basically a 5/5
Dryhad: @Bionull It predates snow mana being a thing
LRRbot: Rimefeather Owl [5UU] | Snow Creature — Bird [*/*] | Flying / Rimefeather Owl's power and toughness are each equal to the number of snow permanents on the battlefield. / {1}{S}: Put an ice counter on target permanent. / Permanents with ice counters on them are snow.
r10pez10: i have never seen a coloured mana rock before
TLBlitz: Iceburg isn’t even a snermanant smh
Earthenone: remeber that cam has a snow
silenceaux: Did this get reprinted...?
svvenvoltan: Cam got any snow stuff?
m0nkeyrama: that's a big bird
djalternative: remember it counts itself
Earthenone: no this is REAL old
thalanir: oof
Thatwasademo: hey look Iceberg is a snow permanent now
Hangedman: Ah, I see
Wodar9: wait, doesn't that count the lands?
theeviljaffa: oh you can refill your glacier better
GoblinRanger: ow
control_rig: Chonkin' Birb
TriseAlpha: Poor Cam...
le__mage__bc: 8/8
Despoiler98: oh dear
Wonderdoc: Counts itself 8/8
Laurence72: strongest owl
FaustianHero: Wings and a body: is that an angel?
Skajetolaf: Is Cameron playing non Snow lands?
Hingadora: Oh, hey! The Iceberg had ice counters, so it made that a snow permanent?
the_canuck_mystic: Rimefeather basically has permanent firebreathing ?
TheWooglie: I got that in momir once, disappointing
Wodar9: Didn't Cam also have snow lands?
Bionull: Rimefeather Owl is genuinely good if you actually have other snow for some reason
Wodar9: wasn't that a MASSIVE/MASSIVE
m0nkeyrama: Big seabatYIKES
TheAwkes: I was having the same problem, but I killed you at 20 life anyway!
TheWarbo: seabatYIKES
P4z4: benjam40Cowboymulder
TriseAlpha: Unintentional puns!
r10pez10: ben
Grevas13: snow is back?
m0nkeyrama: cool puns SeriousSloth
TriseAlpha: It's really snappy
Unas84: Yeah, ma boi Titus Lunter knocked it out of the park with the new Snow Lands!
Bladinus: I love mono-black Jund deck...
sovereign226: commander horizons
ushiikun: so cool the land is frozen
seth_erickson: Yes printed in Modern Horizons
sifonaonline: Chillerpillar is the voice of a generation.
le__mage__bc: I'm sad thats there's not a lot of balance between decks. Adam's and ben's decks are crushing Graham's and Cameron's. Oh well wait and see maybe Cameron can come back from this
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
Heinzes_: Jund 'em, Cam
TheWarbo: that expression Adam was giving to Cam...
LRRbot: Frost Marsh | Snow Land | Frost Marsh enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Lord_Hosk: You know what the kids like these days? Snowcovered lands and ho chi minh city
ushiikun: snow gate
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
Dryhad: @Unas84 I need to get my hands on sufficient copies of those to fill out every deck I build with them
gnome_friend: Lord_Hosk and free two-day shipping?
djalternative: hello snow gate
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Swamp | Basic Snow Land — Swamp |
seth_erickson: Let's just sit back and chillarpillar my dud.
kanimaras: ho chi min city!
Earthenone: well this was from the era where blue was the "correct" colour in magic so it makes sense the intro decks reflect that
LRRbot: Rimewind Taskmage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | {1}, {T}: You may tap or untap target permanent. Activate this ability only if you control four or more snow permanents.
Hangedman: Snow duals
TriseAlpha: Chillerpillar is an Icy Caterpie
Lord_Hosk: gnome_friend Next day shipping... havent you been keeping up
LRRbot: Gutless Ghoul [2B] | Snow Creature — Zombie [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 2 life.
Unas84: @Dryhad just open up enough boxes, you'll get them ..? lrrGREED
djalternative: Rimewind Taskmage showed up in their 4 player chaos winston draft
le__mage__bc: @Earthenone you maybe right.
LRRbot: Legions of Lim-Dûl [1BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | Snow swampwalk
MisterDayman: cheer60 can you hear the drums fernando
djalternative: I had been trying to name where I had seen that art before
strangelee: ah, a whitewalker
m0nkeyrama: 0/10, needs more snow
LRRbot: Skull Catapult [4] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Skull Catapult deals 2 damage to any target.
gnome_friend: !findquote help
LRRbot: Quote #5086: "I'd help, but I'm awful at this!" —Beej, as Carfax™ Seagull [2018-06-18]
RealGamerCow: !card Lim-Dûl
LRRbot: Found 8 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Laurence72: I had a Ice Age deck that used Skull Catapult with Caribou Range
TheArchitectX: Is Void Maw a second bite at the apple for Recover cards? It brings thing back from exile into the graveyard.
kanimaras: get X/3's
Wodar9: Skull is amazing!
Decaped: Cam's deck relies on damage on the stack.
LRRbot: Essence Flare [U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+0. / At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a −0/−1 counter on that creature.
sovereign226: aristocrats with no tokens 4Head
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Earthenone: void maw can only bring its victems back
gnome_friend: @TheArchitectX Unfortunately it only works with cards that it exiled
Fruan: Skull Catapult plus Sengir Autocrat quite the thing back in the day.
TehAmelie: skull catapult would be sick with Adam's thing that spits into 0/1s
TLBlitz: Alas, poor Yorick, I yeet ye well
LRRbot: Iceberg [XUU] | Enchantment | Iceberg enters the battlefield with X ice counters on it. / {3}: Put an ice counter on Iceberg. / Remove an ice counter from Iceberg: Add {C}.
Fruan: You ever want to just throw a serf at someone?
Hangedman: Skull catapult in a saheeli Commander deck usedBalding
gnome_friend: Fruan I mean aristocrats do
m0nkeyrama: What a card name
Wodar9: dang
FaustianHero: I use that card as a bookmark!
Wodar9: do it!
gamercat88: bookworms
Jacobontherun1: It's not a Wurm, it's a Worm
GoblinRanger: literal worms
ArmadilloAL: If Iceberg was printed in Coldsnap, it almost certainly would have been a snow permanent.
KamikaziManiac: smart bookmark
Earthenone: seems like good catapult ammo
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If only he had some sort of catapult type sac outlet.
sifonaonline: Oh no, that's a blowout on the legion.
Dr_fragenstien: As opposed to the good bookworms
sovereign226: they're actually wet noodles
ushiikun: I guess they are too small to be wurms
Bionull: One point for insidiousness
Lord_Hosk: One might say they arent scary... they are... Insidious
strangelee: throw the books
djalternative: I'd bet the book devowerer hates them
ArcticAimee: The worms don't have skulls for the catapult.
drcthulu: you're playing a wizard, and wizards are powered by books so I guess they're scary by proxy
kanimaras: distract them with books
lookimadinosaur: I bet they grow up into book devourers
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gnome_friend: !findquote insidious
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: lrrAWW
lookimadinosaur: !findquote book
FlannelShirtEnthusist: !findquote butt
LRRbot: Quote #773: "Maybe I can touch some of these butts..." —Alex [2015-10-02]
sokolov23: And then from book devourers to fanfic writer
TehAmelie: i get the idea but shouldn't the bookworms take cards from your library instead of your hand?
LRRbot: Zombie Musher [3B] | Snow Creature — Zombie [2/3] | Snow landwalk / {S}: Regenerate Zombie Musher.
djalternative: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
Terradana: whatd you call me?
JA_Pinkerton: are these recreated intro packs or did someone have them tucked away for a rainy day all these years?
CnCPOWERHOUR: Wait, cam can't block here right?
PinkHoneyCMB: snow swampwalk?
LRRbot: Balduvian Frostwaker [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {U}, {T}: Target snow land becomes a 2/2 blue Elemental creature with flying. It's still a land.
Coinman1863: @JA_Pinkerton Someone sent them to them sealed for Mailtime
Naarius: LRRbot has answers to all the hot questions
SuperGiraffe: You would think snow scape would care about you having snow lands, not just your opponent
sifonaonline: With FLYING?
chaostreader: Cam’s land are just Swamps.
JA_Pinkerton: Coinman1863 - someone is pretty generous
BlueMagnusStormCrow: With flying
m0nkeyrama: Snow lands flying around 👀
theeviljaffa: cam needs to gain life
TehAmelie: flying. swamps.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Di cam gain life?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: *did
JA_Pinkerton: Camron should be at 18
TriseAlpha: Really should invest in worm-proof libraries
strangelee: didn't Cam gain 2 from the sac?
ushiikun: these minus counters remind me of unstable mutation
TriseAlpha: Cam IS at 18
LRRbot: Frost Raptor [2U] | Snow Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / {S}{S}: Frost Raptor gains shroud until end of turn.
TheAwkes: Cams deck seems to do smalls things repeatedly for large mana. Slow to get rolling, but maybe stabilizes well.
Earthenone: thats a cool bird
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LRRbot: Grim Harvest [1B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Recover {2}{B}
BlueMagnusStormCrow: If I found a book full of worms i'd throw it too.
Breno423: Insidious bookworms PogChamp
the_canuck_mystic: re: frost raptor, when you play a spell, you pick targets before the spell resolves but because of the stack raptor becomes an illegal target, is that right ?
EMP_Delta: these worms need to leave
m0nkeyrama: He's demonstrating a bookworm loop seabatTROG
seth_erickson: Have we seen any red or green cards from cameron yet
svvenvoltan: ya know for old school precons, these things are pretty strong
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Bookworm loop
TehAmelie: i like the idea of using the corpses of tiny bookworms for siege weaponry
m0nkeyrama: We've only seen black cards from cam's deck
FaustianHero: gruul just shows up sometimes
Earthenone: i think cams deck is mono black with a bad manabase
strangelee: Blood!
Earthenone: recover fizzles :(
IgnisDeus: yeah! Cam did damage
TehAmelie: a nice counter
LoadingReadyRun: I think cam's red and black is just ability costs
shaduko07: Where did they get such mint classic cards?
redmage93: good to be back
strangelee: seems like it
gnome_friend: Mail time
Earthenone: mailtime, a fan sent them in
LoadingReadyRun: red and green I mean
m0nkeyrama: Unopened starter decks
LRRbot: Gutless Ghoul [2B] | Snow Creature — Zombie [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 2 life.
SquirrelEarl: Glorious Snow Landwalk
gnome_friend: Specifically Phil Foglio's son if I remember
m0nkeyrama: They're twins!
seth_erickson: Ask them if they like ice-cream
Wodar9: Nice catch cam
Thatwasademo: doesn't the owl make the iceberg a snow permanent?
Thatwasademo: or was that a different owl
Megaparsec256: different bird
m0nkeyrama: different bird
Earthenone: this was a raptor, not the owl
gnome_friend: !birb
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LRRbot: Orcish Bloodpainter [2R] | Creature — Orc Shaman [2/1] | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Orcish Bloodpainter deals 1 damage to any target.
nnaimad: Is this powerful magic?
LRRbot: Gristle Grinner [4B] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Whenever a creature dies, Gristle Grinner gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Breno423: gristle brander
Earthenone: well lrrbot confused it for a red card at least
silvalunae: did ben just betray himself?
theeviljaffa: you need the owl to give the counters that effet
LRRbot: Heidar, Rimewind Master [4U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | {2}, {T}: Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Activate this ability only if you control four or more snow permanents.
seth_erickson: A red card seabatTROG
Bionull: Not even the second best gristle in magic
m0nkeyrama: That's a powerful activated ability :o
strangelee: well he's getting skulled
Wodar9: It can return lands....dang
queyote: its capsize, that's rude
Laurence72: They're ready for some football in December
Battering_Lamb: Boy is gross, I love it
FlannelShirtEnthusist: We draw power from our chilly nips
TwilightAvalon: technically, its Boomerang
TriseAlpha: It's only 31 degrees F, that's barely below freezing.
Earthenone: that could make a fun commander
Wonderdoc: Fun lore fact: Heidar is one of the main bad guys in the Coldsnap story
Laurence72: NANI?? A non black card??
TehAmelie: i get a feeling the whole ice age thing was designed by people who don't live in places that are still recovering from the last ice age
Vampiricsloth: ben's sleeves are shiny ;o
strangelee: Who's Heidar?
le__mage__bc: Temurs are children, they have furcoats on tarkir. But these Rimewind guys, these are real men and women, they are not afraid of showing their burly bodies in the snow
BubbaRad: did cam gain the life?
TriseAlpha: You mean Seattle?
Earthenone: heidar is the ledgend ben played
the_canuck_mystic: Cameron just lost the moral victory of only playing black cards :(
LoadingReadyRun: Bloodpainter. He isn't an artist, but he gets the job done
strangelee: yeah, I just looked at the name
strangelee: I tend to space on those in these games
sombreromunkey: i made ir for a stream, PogChamp
LRRbot: Gristle Grinner [4B] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Whenever a creature dies, Gristle Grinner gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun he paints your garage in the summer
Battering_Lamb: Y'all mentioned Ben's sleeves, and my idiot self thought you were talking about his jacket lol
gnome_friend: welcome Sombreomunkey
TriseAlpha: Call himn if you need your walls or fences painted in blood
DoctorCactus: Pretty sure the right side of the table is overpowered, please balance
m0nkeyrama: Needs more juice
Inkompetence: @loadingreadyrun sometimes "artist" feels like too loaded a word, and you just call yourself a painter instead.
Jacobontherun1: 5 mana give my guy vigilance once, seems good
TehAmelie: they'll just have to trade places between games
LRRbot: Mistfolk [UU] | Creature — Illusion [1/2] | {U}: Counter target spell that targets Mistfolk.
Metalupis: its a good night, watching magic and i just had my first successful run in Dead Cells
strangelee: It's a new mecahnic, Tag. Replace this permanent with another permanent of the same name
Grevas13: nice, that first successful run always feels good
Metalupis: it did
LRRbot: Viscerid Drone [1U] | Creature — Homarid Drone [1/2] | {T}, Sacrifice a creature and a Swamp: Destroy target nonartifact creature. It can't be regenerated. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature and a snow Swamp: Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
FlannelShirtEnthusist: @Metalupis Nice!
Despoiler98: oh god not the LOBSTERS slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
Earthenone: !subscribe homeridfacts
gamercat88: that drone sure looks like a lobster
kanimaras: but why
m0nkeyrama: wow, deadly frog thing
Camroot: evening, hope everyone had a good friday moon2GOOD
Wodar9: DANG
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
gnome_friend: sergeHi Camroot
TwilightAvalon: ITS ROCK LOBSTER
TamesLovesGames: H O M A R I D S
Tantaburs: But does it get into aristocrats?
m0nkeyrama: crab thing*
Xx_JAG_xX: it's passable??
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It's probably the best Homerid I have ever seen.
Wonderdoc: What the lobster people?
Wodar9: No mana Cam
midday_rendelnep: YEET
CoinFlipShow: they reprinted ice age?! sweet
Hikotori5: needs a mana to activate?
theeviljaffa: skultapult costs 1
the_canuck_mystic: Cam didn't have the mana :(
sovereign226: does the catapult require mana?
Akaiatana: You know it's coldsnap because the pace of stalemates is glacial :P
TheMicah21: Cam cheated sorry
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Skullcatapult costs 1
Earthenone: they did not reprint ice age, lrr got their hands on really old sealed product
TheMicah21: Skip to cheat step
midday_rendelnep: teey
gnome_friend: !findquote cheat
LRRbot: Quote #3228: "Why aren't you cheating?! Do cheats!" —Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
TheMicah21: Boom!
the_canuck_mystic: !findquote mana
LRRbot: Quote #2037: "I drew good mana, I cast good spells, and I won. Deal with it." —Graham [2016-03-04]
sovereign226: this game needs a cheatyface flying is unbeatable
Zalbaag: They did reprint Ice Age, but only in coldsnap
LRRbot: Disciple of Tevesh Szat [2BB] | Creature — Human Cleric [3/1] | {T}: Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / {4}{B}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Disciple of Tevesh Szat: Target creature gets −6/−6 until end of turn.
Despoiler98: Call him Clampy
Despoiler98: cause he's got DA CLAMPS
tastymcnuggett: Alright, Who has the CHILLERPILLER??
Battering_Lamb: Now THAT's a name!
the_canuck_mystic: Cam said two words and then some sounds.
Ubiki: Tevesh Szat was one of Urza's Titans
RoastedGravy: I’d call Stabby McStabperson
F1SHOR: the old tap and sac!
breadisbest1: !findquote cam
LRRbot: Quote #286: "Good luck Cam! - Get out." —Matt and Cam [2015-05-17]
ZuNy77: oh man i used to love that guy
djalternative: So it's a better Ob's Cruelty?
theeviljaffa: wow it's a worse lobster boy
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TheAwkes: Get four of those good boys on the board at once and you have something going!
sovereign226: how is this game still going with boomerang every turn?
Hangedman: Better is a strong word
LRRbot: Orcish Bloodpainter [2R] | Creature — Orc Shaman [2/1] | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Orcish Bloodpainter deals 1 damage to any target.
m0nkeyrama: starter decks Kreygasm
TheWarbo: "In response, I do nothing" "Do nothing resolves"
strangelee: POWERFUL MAGIC
ushiikun: What's the opposite of battlecruiser magic?
the_canuck_mystic: P-P-P-P-Powerful magic.
LRRbot: Gutless Ghoul [2B] | Snow Creature — Zombie [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 2 life.
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Earthenone: rowboat magic
MrTulip: definitly his ultimate work
m0nkeyrama: an evil commander deck
gnome_friend: lrrSPOT
Hangedman: Bathtub magic
FaustianHero: Boomerang tribal
croisvoix1: ushiikun Schooner magic
LRRbot: Krovikan Rot [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with power 2 or less. / Recover {1}{B}{B}
djalternative: tugboat magic
JA_Pinkerton: Hangedman - heh.
Hangedman: ‘Could’ is a strong word
sovereign226: the gutless ghouls keep on coming and they keep on coming
JA_Pinkerton: back porch magic
Grevas13: oh, i should stop watching magic. it makes me want to pull out my cards.
ZuNy77: i just imagine when you use visera seers ability on itself it just thinks "oh"
the_canuck_mystic: opposite of battle cruiser surely is a mule or a unicycle ?
AirTony7: Who is the lucky person that got the UW precon?
svvenvoltan: Yep, I see why we don't get recover anymore
LRRbot: Rimebound Dead [B] | Snow Creature — Skeleton [1/1] | {S}: Regenerate Rimebound Dead.
gnome_friend: AirTony7 Adam
Ferisar: @Grevas13 don't feel bad about pulling out your deck in the privacy of your own home
Decaped: I like how the deck with regenerate has all the cards that prevent regeneration.
gnome_friend: !findquote anime
LRRbot: Quote #2546: "Go home, anime. You're drunk." —Alex [2016-05-18]
ushiikun: @the_canuck_mystic I like that, or maybe one of those big wheel bikes?
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Vacuum the Beej.
LRRbot: Void Maw [4BB] | Creature — Horror [4/5] | Trample / If another creature would die, exile it instead. / Put a card exiled with Void Maw into its owner's graveyard: Void Maw gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
AirTony7: That UW precon is GAS. 2 Brainstorms and Swords to Plowshares
midday_rendelnep: bathtub steampowered putboat magic. It's as powerful as iti s concise
gamercat88: hey look maw we made it
the_canuck_mystic: @ushiikun Yes, a penny-farthing
Grevas13: @Ferisar the problem nowadays is i can afford to spend much more than i did 10 years ago
LRRbot: Snow Devil [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has flying. / Enchanted creature has first strike as long as it's blocking and you control a snow land.
ushiikun: That's what they are called!
FlannelShirtEnthusist: 'get off the dang roof!'
RoastedGravy: That’s snow devil, that’s an enchantment!
djalternative: Yes Devil? Snow Devil!
Ferisar: @Grevas13 that is a danger
benjamin_wheeler: Oh cool is this the Modern Horizons prequel set?
strangelee: does the maw not fly? what
KharadBanar: that art looks like a doge
gnome_friend: sergeHi @benjamin_wheeler
seth_erickson: sure is
m0nkeyrama: weird combo of abilities
djalternative: @benjamin_wheeler totally
Ferisar: that snow devil looks like he's waving
LRRbot: Gristle Grinner [4B] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Whenever a creature dies, Gristle Grinner gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
SquirrelEarl: 2 unblockable in the air
the_canuck_mystic: @ushiikun haha, I remembered penny something but had to look it up.
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kalateth: here comes zombie claws.. here comes zombie claws to claw off all the your foes faces
Rioxcon: doesn't it exile things it does damage to?
Earthenone: exiles all dead
coriolis_storm: Is Zombie Musher... Santa?!
m0nkeyrama: just things that die
BolshajaSvinja: No
theeviljaffa: no it exiles things that die
benjamin_wheeler: @F1SHOR you're a top tier human
gnome_friend: lrrHEART F1SHOR
sovereign226: how long until richard garfield got tired of regeneration
LRRbot: Blizzard Specter [2UB] | Snow Creature — Specter [2/3] | Flying / Whenever Blizzard Specter deals combat damage to a player, choose one — / • That player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand. / • That player discards a card.
F1SHOR: human? how dare
gnome_friend: F1SHOR is a proud gnome
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djalternative: I assume in his apartment
volraths_bane: I think "Shit" is by a wide margin the most common response to "Its got trample"
m0nkeyrama: double fliers 👀
strangelee: Flunge
midday_rendelnep: this match decides when they go and get dinner
the_canuck_mystic: haha blizzard spectre grows or shrinks your grip.
Lord_Hosk: More of a iceburg
EMP_Delta: it's an avalanche rooVV
Lord_Hosk: or a glacier
Going_Medium: an avalanche of land?
m0nkeyrama: Thanks maw
m0nkeyrama: DansGame
Nemowoodbine: Is blizzard spectre an uncommon.
egyptcraze: !card void maw
LRRbot: Void Maw [4BB] | Creature — Horror [4/5] | Trample / If another creature would die, exile it instead. / Put a card exiled with Void Maw into its owner's graveyard: Void Maw gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
gnome_friend: !card into the void
LRRbot: Into the Void [3U] | Sorcery | Return up to two target creatures to their owners' hands.
gamercat88: maw the MEATLOAF!
SuperGiraffe: powerful synergies on display here
FaustianHero: cam's goin all out
the_canuck_mystic: Cam found the line!
egyptcraze: he kinsa has to
sovereign226: this is how powerful rares should be
sovereign226: Kappa
theeviljaffa: so cam can have 8 trample and 2 direct damage
Earthenone: cam has been training for this aristocrat math for years
ushiikun: @sovereign226 Regeneration was still be referenced in Oath of the Gatewatch, so I guess it took at long time?
strangelee: you can feel the rope burning
djalternative: who's making the wind noise into their mic?
FaustianHero: good thing 7th edition precon all-star Lava Axe isn't in this format
the_canuck_mystic: !card gristle grin
LRRbot: Gristle Grinner [4B] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Whenever a creature dies, Gristle Grinner gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
TheAwkes: Exactsies?
sovereign226: @ushiikun i think he was developing other games by then
m0nkeyrama: Exactisies!
Blasteg: gg
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
TheWarbo: Thanks Ma
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: That was a fund little trick.
le__mage__bc: GG CAM ! I love game 3s
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: *fun
Decaped: that game went soooo long since Cam got stuck on lands.
volraths_bane: Thats some good Puzzleplay
ushiikun: He was developing other games, before and after, but regeneration was a thing that just recently went away, because they decided it was hard to understand
gnome_friend: Regeneration is just weird
SerGarretCameron: gristle was also a 5/5, because a creature died that turn.
egyptcraze: it also changed like a billion t8mes bc they couldnt f9gure out how to make it work
sovereign226: regeneration too strong
Earthenone: also doesent make you miss recovers
Earthenone: so thast something?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The creature didn't die. It was exiled.
Tantaburs: Void maw stops the trigger
TheAwkes: No, it didn't die, it was exiled instead.
sovereign226: !card gristle grinner
LRRbot: Gristle Grinner [4B] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Whenever a creature dies, Gristle Grinner gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
TLBlitz: No, Maw prevents death
m0nkeyrama: Replacements effects get so confusing
Grevas13: i'm kinda hoping cam finds his only green card this game
croisvoix1: Grevas13 What card is it?
nurovi: no reason it can't be both
ushiikun: but can the lands cast the spells? Mono-Black Jund can be tricky
sovereign226: it's ice age block so yes it is garbo
Earthenone: maw turns on the 4-kids translations, and anything that dies is just "sent to the void" instead
Dog_of_Myth: I forgot how cool some of the card in Coldsnap are. (pun unintended)
TheAwkes: Things to do and those what does them. All you need to play Magic™
Grevas13: !card sek'kuar deathkeeper
LRRbot: Sek'Kuar, Deathkeeper [2BRG] | Legendary Creature — Orc Shaman [4/3] | Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, create a 3/1 black and red Graveborn creature token with haste.
benjamin_wheeler: is it Sekuar?
svvenvoltan: The stakes have never been lower!
m0nkeyrama: That is a pretty powerful card
egyptcraze: also is it just me or have they used the name 'beyond the grave' for a lot of precon names
ushiikun: better than the new Red Force
Mangledpixel: mmm... low steaks...
frozenphoenix7: Sekuar tokens dont actually exist I think? I could be wrong though
egyptcraze: i believe they were printed in the prossh 0recon
Wonderdoc: They should. He got reprinted in M25 i think
Nemowoodbine: Crapsize
SerGarretCameron: second six!
boltonss: ben is stacking!!!
F1SHOR: blind 6 now :P
gamercat88: oh steaks, i am hungry
sovereign226: can you weather the gutless ghoul bookworm beatdown?
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BlandSpice: @frozenphoenix7 sek'uar tokens don't exist
benjamin_wheeler: third 6 is always better
strangelee: So I finished up my Izzet deck, now I'm ready to copy a billion spells
LoadingReadyRun: so just to double check, the guys put back into the graveyard by Void Maw *don't* activate Recover, correct?
Going_Medium: The rarest of stakes?
m0nkeyrama: 666, this is the one
djalternative: meadium stakes tend to be better than low stakes mostly because you know that you're not eating raw meat
gnome_friend: !findquote satan
LRRbot: Quote #649: "Eat ball, Satan!" —Alex [2015-09-04]
DipneaDragon: when did stream start?
gnome_friend: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:48:48.
TheWarbo: !card void maw
LRRbot: Void Maw [4BB] | Creature — Horror [4/5] | Trample / If another creature would die, exile it instead. / Put a card exiled with Void Maw into its owner's graveyard: Void Maw gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Thatwasademo: "702.58a Recover is a triggered ability that functions only while the card with recover is in a player’s graveyard. “Recover [cost]” means “When a creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay [cost]. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Otherwise, exile this card.”"
BlandSpice: @Wonderdoc He wasn't reprinted in M25, only Commander 2013, which was before they were doing tokens
LRRbot: Barbed Sextant [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Barbed Sextant: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
strangelee: they really should make that uptime Upkeep instead
croisvoix1: qww that was a good watch and play
Thatwasademo: so void maw's activated ability doesn't trigger it: "from the battlefield"
LRRbot: Mistfolk [UU] | Creature — Illusion [1/2] | {U}: Counter target spell that targets Mistfolk.
Dog_of_Myth: Who won the first match. Just tuned in a few min. ago.
DiscordianTokkan: Like a monkey's paw, only all red and spooky
djalternative: !updog
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gnome_friend: Adam won
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land — Swamp |
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croisvoix1: strangelee They do stream non magic, like most of the schedule is not magic
LRRbot: Coldsteel Heart [2] | Snow Artifact | Coldsteel Heart enters the battlefield tapped. / As Coldsteel Heart enters the battlefield, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Earthenone: adam won on ripples vs graham on aurrachs
Lord_Hosk: He has a black cold steel heart
LRRbot: Rimebound Dead [B] | Snow Creature — Skeleton [1/1] | {S}: Regenerate Rimebound Dead.
Wonderdoc: @blandspice yeah i just checked mcm cause i wasnt sure
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks chat.
ushiikun: icicles?
TheWarbo: I think that's, like hoarfrost
gawag_: @croisvoix1 the sub count is already storm count though
EternalDensity: so, what is Modern Horizons?
m0nkeyrama: It does look like it has a glorious mane
seth_erickson: Paul is right it's definitely luscious locks
gamercat88: ice locks, instead of dread locks
Grevas13: zombio
F1SHOR: i mean it wasnt canon but it is now!
gamercat88: or maybe dead locks
gnome_friend: EternalDensity new time spirally cards that go straight into modern
EMP_Delta: the hair's too good to lose ben
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EternalDensity: ooooh
gnome_friend: lrrSPOT
tastymcnuggett: See, he just got out of the shower and stepped out into the cold tundra freezing the mane instantly
benjamin_wheeler: !card mistfolk
LRRbot: Mistfolk [UU] | Creature — Illusion [1/2] | {U}: Counter target spell that targets Mistfolk.
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
GingerLivsMatter: doesn't cams filter thing draw for him?
seth_erickson: it does
benjamin_wheeler: at the next upkeep
seth_erickson: !barbed sextant
Lord_Hosk: Ben to has a black cold steel heart
seth_erickson: !card barbed sextant
LRRbot: Barbed Sextant [1] | Artifact | {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Barbed Sextant: Add one mana of any color. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
benjamin_wheeler: E G G S
le__mage__bc: gotem
LRRbot: Gristle Grinner [4B] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Whenever a creature dies, Gristle Grinner gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
EternalDensity: card idea: Mistfork
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
GingerLivsMatter: I didn't see that sac part. That makes more sese
Earthenone: basicly grisslebrand
sovereign226: a 3/3?! nani?
TheWarbo: Card idea: Missed Folk
LRRbot: Chill to the Bone [3B] | Instant | Destroy target nonsnow creature.
gnome_friend: Card idea: Merfolk
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
Diabore: did anyone else hear cam say "grisselbrand" when he played that?
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itomeshi: Fabiolitan sounds like a very interesting ice cream flavor.
LRRbot: Deepfire Elemental [4BR] | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | {X}{X}{1}: Destroy target artifact or creature with converted mana cost X.
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m0nkeyrama: whaaaat
Earthenone: thats so cool
EternalDensity: Manamorphose...
Diabore: ooph, nobody said there were good cards in this format
LRRbot: Rimewind Cryomancer [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | {1}, {T}: Counter target activated ability. Activate this ability only if you control four or more snow permanents.
m0nkeyrama: wow
F1SHOR: GOTEM!
Earthenone: there is no rime or reason
control_rig: POWERFUL Magic
benjamin_wheeler: HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
seth_erickson: the hard counter
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
m0nkeyrama: hard countered :o
Dog_of_Myth: Oh SNAP
gamercat88: is that Storm from xmen?
CyanMig: the secret tech!
theeviljaffa: powerful magic
itomeshi: You... fell for my.... really bad trap card?
TheMrFraser: stiflemage
le__mage__bc: Oh Cold Snap !
frozenphoenix7: I mean, can still do it at least once
RatherWT: Cold Stif
LRRbot: Rimebound Dead [B] | Snow Creature — Skeleton [1/1] | {S}: Regenerate Rimebound Dead.
Earthenone: fime to kill the 1/2 while you have an opening?
TriseAlpha: How can she be so cold and yet so hot?
Earthenone: no it can
EternalDensity: ur face is an activated ability!
Amishdemon: I'm pretty sure this blue black deck was like the first deck I ever bought.
Thatwasademo: You can regenerate tapped creatures
LRRbot: Grim Harvest [1B] | Instant | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Recover {2}{B}
LRRbot: Gristle Grinner [4B] | Creature — Zombie [3/3] | Whenever a creature dies, Gristle Grinner gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
DoodlestheGreat: How is it round 2 of 3 when they both have a win?
gnome_friend activates my face by tapping it
gnome_friend: ow
JA_Pinkerton: wasn't "regenerate" errataed to "gains indestructible until end of turn" ?
RatherWT: By rounds they mean separate games.
strangelee: Regen taps a creature, it doesn't require it to tap to activate unless specified
LRRbot: Storm Elemental [5U] | Creature — Elemental [3/4] | Flying / {U}, Exile the top card of your library: Tap target creature with flying. / {U}, Exile the top card of your library: If the exiled card is a snow land, Storm Elemental gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
gnome_friend: JA_Pinkerton unfortunately not
Earthenone: the round is the number of matches on the dat
Earthenone: day
RatherWT: This is Game 3 of Ben v Cameron
Juliamon: Each round is best of 3
JA_Pinkerton: gnome_friend - oh dear
seth_erickson: @DoodlestheGreat it's round 2/3 but game 3 of 3
Earthenone: game 3 round 2
Xx_JAG_xX: @JA_Pinkerton yeah pretty much
Feminine_Desires: @JA_Pinkerton nope, massive rule changes erratas like that don't happen.
m0nkeyrama: huh
Thatwasademo: and storm count is 1
Bladinus: @JA_Pinkerton not errata'd but new card work more like that insted of regenerating
gnome_friend: New cards don't regenerate but gain indestructible instead
gnome_friend: but old cards still have regenerate
gnome_friend: For some reason
Xx_JAG_xX: sorry that's what i meant
chaostreader: @ja_pinkerton No because regenerate is once. Not until end of turn.
Paranundrox: because they're functionally different @gnome_friend
ushiikun: 3/4 for 6 CMC...man creatures have really come far
scrapsavant: the deck cam is playing right now was my first ever deck
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LRRbot: Void Maw [4BB] | Creature — Horror [4/5] | Trample / If another creature would die, exile it instead. / Put a card exiled with Void Maw into its owner's graveyard: Void Maw gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
m0nkeyrama: Maw's here 👀
gamercat88: Maw really likes ice-cream
Paranundrox: changing Regenerate would be functional erratta, which WotC *tries* not to do (except for burn spells, apparently)
gnome_friend: Paranundrox I know but there's no need for such a complicated ability to occur on so many cards
TriseAlpha: Regenerate and "gains Indestructible until End of Turn" are very different effects.
Paranundrox: but Regenerate is not worth the complexity
Paranundrox: which is why they're moving forwards
ArcticAimee: Regenerate was retired and they used indestructible till end of turn instead.
gnome_friend: I think we might all be saying the same thing but think we're arguing? maybe?
strangelee: @Paranundrox what do you mean except burns? The any target changes?
Paranundrox: Well, changing the meaning of Regenerate would be weirder/worse
m0nkeyrama: oof
LRRbot: Frost Raptor [2U] | Snow Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / {S}{S}: Frost Raptor gains shroud until end of turn.
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
gamercat88: is a raptor a bird?
LRRbot: Gangrenous Zombies [1BB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | {T}, Sacrifice Gangrenous Zombies: Gangrenous Zombies deals 1 damage to each creature and each player. If you control a snow Swamp, Gangrenous Zombies deals 2 damage to each creature and each player instead.
Mangledpixel: ah, the fraptor
TriseAlpha: Birds are Raptors, yes
Paranundrox: @strangelee yes
LoadingReadyRun: Also Regenerate only prevents destruction once (per activation)
RatherWT: Good thing snow lands are SO RARE.
Earthenone: zombieclasm
Paranundrox: and it taps and removes from combat!
ushiikun: That s a card that loves damage on the stack
Paranundrox: Regeneration is weird
gnome_friend: lrrEFF regeneration
Dog_of_Myth: Looking forward to making a snow deck for Modern that isn't just mono red.
LRRbot: Orcish Bloodpainter [2R] | Creature — Orc Shaman [2/1] | {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Orcish Bloodpainter deals 1 damage to any target.
Paranundrox: and removes all damage from it
strangelee: Regen is a very odd mechanic that I wish they would fix
Paranundrox: it's just not really worth fixing
gnome_friend: Like protection at least makes sense if you list all the things it does
gnome_friend: regeneration is just weird and unnecessary
JA_Pinkerton: did damage still go on the stack during cold snap?
Earthenone: yes
WhiteWizard42: yes @JA_Pinkerton
SuperGiraffe: They said "indestructible until end of turn" is their fixed regen
egyptcraze: it did untio m10
Decaped: Eh, protection doesn't make sense with sweepers.
JA_Pinkerton: cool, thanks
sovereign226: 6 more lands and you can kill the elemental if he taps out Kappa
LRRbot: Rimebound Dead [B] | Snow Creature — Skeleton [1/1] | {S}: Regenerate Rimebound Dead.
JA_Pinkerton: SuperGiraffe - thanks
Majickthise: And Gangrenous Zombies is from original Ice Age as well.
ushiikun: regens biggest problem is timing, it isn't triggered by damage, so you have to make sure to activate it before damage happens.
TriseAlpha: Which is fine, because "Indestructible until end of turn" is WAY better than Regeneration
LRRbot: Balduvian Dead [3B] | Creature — Zombie [2/3] | {2}{R}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 3/1 black and red Graveborn creature token with haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
m0nkeyrama: red activated ability 👀
Earthenone: when i was young i missused regeneration, made twisted abomination a really good 3 drop :)
Dog_of_Myth: Beard too powerful to die!
Paranundrox: the phrase "regeneration shield" says a lot about the complexity of the ability
gnome_friend: How is twisted abom a 3-drop?
EclipseNova258: that upsideown island
CnCPOWERHOUR: Have we figured out why there are forests in Cam's deck?
LRRbot: Zombie Musher [3B] | Snow Creature — Zombie [2/3] | Snow landwalk / {S}: Regenerate Zombie Musher.
itomeshi: Don't get mad at Maw, you played it!
Paranundrox: @gnome_friend regen from yard to play, I assume
Earthenone: you swampcycle it, then pay black to regenerate it
Ferisar: to sleds you say
gnome_friend: oh... huh
j0xer: i'm sad all the old cards are new frames...these are not the cards i remember from alliances and iceage
TriseAlpha: We have not seen Cam's Green yet, no.
thenb44: !card twisted abom
LRRbot: Twisted Abomination [5B] | Creature — Zombie Mutant [5/3] | {B}: Regenerate Twisted Abomination. / Swampcycling {2}
Earthenone: its called being a child
El_Funko: Maw says stop foolin around back there
tastymcnuggett: There are forests in Cams deck so then it can filter the CO2
Earthenone: :)
Grevas13: @CnCPOWERHOUR he has one permanent that uses it for an activated ability, and a sekkuar
Diabore: @gnome_friend swamp cycle, when it goes to bin regenerate it = abom 3 drop
tastymcnuggett: duh
m0nkeyrama: He did it! benginDab
GenMysters: Friday Night Magic!!!
gnome_friend: I feel like if it worked that way no one would ever hard cast it
FlannelShirtEnthusist: flood curse working in Ben's favour now
Earthenone: scornful egotist was also never hardcast so *shrug*
Majickthise: That's some weird mass
Majickthise: math
deardorff69: Hiya
gnome_friend: sergeHi @deardorff69
CnCPOWERHOUR: @Grevas13 Oh, a Sek'Kuar. That's actually... good? Without the Maw.
El_Funko: Weird Mass was my highschool nickname
TriseAlpha: But... it costs nothing to put the creatures back into the graveyard with the Maw... just swallow them!
djalternative: @El_Funko Sorry?
m0nkeyrama: LUL @El_Funko
Earthenone: why did you not take that as your twitch name then @El_Funko would make a great brand
JA_Pinkerton: Earthenone - nor Slinn Voda
deardorff69: Where did “say go” originate?
m0nkeyrama: lrrGOAT there
Dog_of_Myth: Got em
le__mage__bc: gg
Earthenone: say go was jer
GenMysters: So there is a streamer who will be body painting herself tomorrow night. She will be painting Lilliana Vess
FlannelShirtEnthusist: gg
theeviljaffa: that second one was a stomp
Earthenone: jeremy petter
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Game three wasn't close.
j0xer: unbeatable 3 power fliers
ArmadilloAL: Storm Elemental was the blue uncommon I always opened instead of Force of Will in my Alliances packs.
m0nkeyrama: Fliers v fliers
j0xer: same
tastymcnuggett: WHY WAS CAMS WAVE SO WIERD
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
CnCPOWERHOUR: Honestly I think that's just how cam waves?
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Bake your sword into a loaf of french bread.
Vampiricsloth: no break music? :?
Grevas13: would void maw prevent sekkuar from triggering? it's been literally over a decade since i quit mtg
tastymcnuggett: !badadvice
LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
strangelee: Hey chat, I'm trying to finish up my Niv Commander deck. Any creature reccomendations? Looking for bodies that make more bodies.
Earthenone: yes it would
japolai: @sovereign226 @gnome_friend pnftitips
CnCPOWERHOUR: Unfortunately, yeah it would prevent it.
tastymcnuggett: !badadvice .
Grevas13: because a creature only "dies" if it hits the graveyard?
CnCPOWERHOUR: Precisely.
KennyMorgan: which Niv? @strangelee
strangelee: Parun
CnCPOWERHOUR: @strangelee Izoni gets hit off of Niv and makes some small dudes.
Earthenone: @strangelee armada wurm
gnome_friend: strangelee wait, so UR bodymakers?
GenieWH: Saheeli from War @strangelee
gnome_friend: There are some goblin token makers?
strangelee: yeah, it's very instant/sorcery heavy and I was looking to buff up the beef count
gnome_friend: And the bird mystic?
Mangledpixel: Grevas13 yes, specifically it has to go from th e battlefield to the graveyard, without going into any other zone
Earthenone: ohh sorry wrong niv then
CnCPOWERHOUR: Oh Parun, not Reborn. My suggestion makes no sense, then. Carry on.
gnome_friend: What's the name of the bird mystic?
Battering_Lamb: Murmuring Mystic?
ArcticAimee: @strangelee Young Pyro & Murmerring mystic
gnome_friend: And then there's goblinslide
CnCPOWERHOUR: Murmuring Mystic
Inkompetence: Chasm Skulker?
Dog_of_Myth: Reef Wurn
Dog_of_Myth: Reef Wurm I mean
Grevas13: man, all this rules talk is getting me going. i'm gonna go pull my cards out now
strangelee: Chasm Skulker looks perfect, thanks!
m0nkeyrama: choosing the southern drawl 👀
rogerivany: Did I miss Aurochs?
Mangledpixel: oh lawd he cunning
LRRbot: Boreal Shelf | Snow Land | Boreal Shelf enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
gnome_friend: rogerivany you did
TheWarbo: I, Sland
Earthenone: aurochs lost round 1 to adam
LRRbot: Chilling Shade [2B] | Snow Creature — Shade [1/1] | Flying / {S}: Chilling Shade gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
m0nkeyrama: oooh
TheAwkes: That's a good shade?
LRRbot: Surging Sentinels [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | First strike / Ripple 4
m0nkeyrama: that can end the game pretty quickly
djalternative: ice breathing?
Earthenone: sick RIPS
LRRbot: Drift of the Dead [3B] | Creature — Wall [*/*] | Defender / Drift of the Dead's power and toughness are each equal to the number of snow lands you control.
m0nkeyrama: oh my
m0nkeyrama: that's a big wall
Battering_Lamb: Yikes!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I feel Ben's might be the strongest deck...
ushiikun: collaborate and listen?
TheWarbo: i feel like that could be a problem
Earthenone: adam has some powerful spells
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Elite Guard [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | {T}: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. When that creature leaves the battlefield this turn, sacrifice Kjeldoran Elite Guard. Activate this ability only during combat.
Ferisar: why is that guy doing "Well, what is it?"
LRRbot: Rimewind Cryomancer [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | {1}, {T}: Counter target activated ability. Activate this ability only if you control four or more snow permanents.
Martin_FcG: such pretty lands
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Hold on.Kjeldorans vs Rimewind. Isn't this the actual plot of Coldsnap?
gnome_friend: !findquote marble
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
LRRbot: Surging Aether [3U] | Instant | Ripple 4 / Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Earthenone: pretty much
weff47: did Adam lose his marbles?
m0nkeyrama: Ben's going to put those marbles in Adam's farm LUL
Earthenone: ben even has the big bad as a legend in the deck
Martin_FcG: <message deleted>s9jVc-e3
m0nkeyrama: Blaming us 🤔
Blasteg: whiffpple
ArcticAimee: Brutal
m0nkeyrama: LUL oh myyyyyyy
ritchards: @Martin_FcG you need to change your password now ;)
Terradana: *dab*
ushiikun: Poor cam
MrsLlante: XD
le__mage__bc: poor cam
WalrusAbove: wooooooow
Martin_FcG: yeah i reallise how bad that was lol
Driosenth: damn
TheWarbo: But Cam didn't expect one response...APATHY
le__mage__bc: f
iggySPLOSION: IT GOES TO 3, IT POPS, ADAM
Terradana: clip it, thats the ticket
Earthenone: can we get a purge on the password in chat?
Battering_Lamb: Double yikes!
grimpo96: Oooooooof
m0nkeyrama: the slow dab LUL
Drathak: The sad dab
MrsLlante: Sad Dab
girlpainting: cjacob1DadDab
anactualheehaw: judge he's cheating swinging for two
MrsLlante: Hahaha
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Avenge me!!!... like today? i was thinking of washing my hair and some other stuff.
LRRbot: Drift of the Dead [3B] | Creature — Wall [*/*] | Defender / Drift of the Dead's power and toughness are each equal to the number of snow lands you control.
le__mage__bc: @Earthenone remeber the password is dickbutt
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Unleash the Goldblum.
anactualheehaw: stop building the wall, he's just going to dragon it
ushiikun: Is that foil snow land the most expensive thing in any of these decks?
anactualheehaw: ben is the night king in this match up
RatherWT: It's an enchantment that has a secondary equip cost.
LRRbot: Zuran Spellcaster [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {T}: Zuran Spellcaster deals 1 damage to any target.
Bionull: Adam's deck definitely has the best art.
GenieWH: the second tim
Distrei: 12Chad?
anactualheehaw: Oops all Timothies
LRRbot: Blizzard Specter [2UB] | Snow Creature — Specter [2/3] | Flying / Whenever Blizzard Specter deals combat damage to a player, choose one — / • That player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand. / • That player discards a card.
nurovi: !card razorfin hunter
LRRbot: Razorfin Hunter [UR] | Creature — Merfolk Goblin [1/1] | {T}: Razorfin Hunter deals 1 damage to any target.
m0nkeyrama: oops all tim
absorbedtulip9: Hello everyone!
Decaped: James' finest moments
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @anactualheehaw
gnome_friend: sergeHi @absorbedtulip9
gnome_friend: anactualheehaw that made me laugh
randomino5: In Alpha it would have been named Merfolk Goblin
FlannelShirtEnthusist: !findcared charisma
randomino5: Summon Merfolk Goblin
FlannelShirtEnthusist: !findcard charisma
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Gargoyle [5W] | Creature — Gargoyle [3/3] | Flying, first strike / Whenever Kjeldoran Gargoyle deals damage, you gain that much life.
Earthenone: its just !card
Earthenone: no fine
Earthenone: find*
girlpainting: !unsubscribe servo facts
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anactualheehaw: 2.99 with shipping
FlannelShirtEnthusist: ty
Hellishdream: That one has lifelink as well though.
TamesLovesGames: Rootwater Hunter is another tim card
FlannelShirtEnthusist: !card charisma
LRRbot: Charisma [UUU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a creature, gain control of the other creature for as long as Charisma remains on the battlefield.
Diabore: !card sunblade angel
LRRbot: Sunblade Angel [5W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying, first strike, vigilance, lifelink
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girlpainting: dang
FlannelShirtEnthusist: combo that with razorfin hunter
strangelee: Charisma looks like a fun card for a Parun commander deck
jbeekman92: flying first strike life link
LRRbot: Snow Devil [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has flying. / Enchanted creature has first strike as long as it's blocking and you control a snow land.
girlpainting: !servofacts
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Lord_Hosk: Flying 3/3 is a (c)3 now... so probably (U)(U)3 or (w)(w)3
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Home Guard [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/6] | At end of combat, if Kjeldoran Home Guard attacked or blocked this combat, put a −0/−1 counter on Kjeldoran Home Guard and create a 0/1 white Deserter creature token.
LRRbot: Rimewind Taskmage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | {1}, {T}: You may tap or untap target permanent. Activate this ability only if you control four or more snow permanents.
m0nkeyrama: time to make an army of Deserter goats 👀
Battering_Lamb: The next un set better have a card that costs (U)(W)(U).
neko8ninja: round 3 of 3?
jbeekman92: adam is a goat
girlpainting: Servo fact: 13. In any incident which involves a Servo, the Servo is always at fault. This fault may extend to the Servo’s controller and/or creator.
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LRRbot: Drift of the Dead [3B] | Creature — Wall [*/*] | Defender / Drift of the Dead's power and toughness are each equal to the number of snow lands you control.
m0nkeyrama: those walls tho
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Oh, it's attacker's choice of what to bounce. That's better than I thought.
mariammistressofmanifolds: adam chooses
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vital_force_: adam chooses which permanent
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QueenOfMabylon: Adam chooses what bounces
girlpainting: Servo fact: 22. Servos, while considered disposable, are actually self-aware and have complicated thoughts and feelings. ERROR! NON-CONSULATE APPROVED ENTRY!
le__mage__bc: @Terradana Nooo!
m0nkeyrama: oops whoops
Bobtheninjagoldfish: REL: COLD SNAP
m0nkeyrama: new cards to you, it's ok
Dog_of_Myth: !advice
LRRbot: Don't hit 0 hitpoints.
Earthenone: paul set up a cardreader, we shouldent have to read the cards ourselves anymore right?
vital_force_: !advice
LRRbot: Use the Love Saw!
JA_Pinkerton: !advice
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I mean Adam WAS the one who picked it up with his own hands...so...
Lord_Hosk: !card Tiana, Ship's Caretaker
LRRbot: Tiana, Ship's Caretaker [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Angel Artificer [3/3] | Flying, first strike / Whenever an Aura or Equipment you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may return that card to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Lord_Hosk: Dominaria
QueenOfMabylon: usually if you read a card from coldsnap and you think "wow! that's really good!" you're probably reading it wrong
anactualheehaw: Well as long as the snow lands stay frozen you won't have to worry about flooding
anactualheehaw: Just don't let them thaw
strangelee: I find most cards that elicit that Wow feeling aren't as good as I think
LRRbot: Rimebound Dead [B] | Snow Creature — Skeleton [1/1] | {S}: Regenerate Rimebound Dead.
strangelee: at least not at first reading
JA_Pinkerton: anactualheehaw - lol
anactualheehaw: Rhymebound dead rhymes with Rimebound dead
Kykiwi: regenerate ? sppoky
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outrider [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | {W}: Kjeldoran Outrider gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
vital_force_: wuh oh
noisyblizzard: "Kjeldoran Cunning" my first ever mtg deck <3
sifonaonline: Uh oh.
m0nkeyrama: oh no, the one land NotLikeThis
LRRbot: Zuran Spellcaster [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {T}: Zuran Spellcaster deals 1 damage to any target.
BrindleBoar: a pinger! Ben is dooooomed
Terradana: old tim!
m0nkeyrama: Jurassic Park Kreygasm
JA_Pinkerton: 3 CMC for a 1/1 pinger :-D
ushiikun: Now I'm whistling it too
BrindleBoar: they can't all be vulshok sorcerer
m0nkeyrama: Good choice, Adam SeemsGood
theeviljaffa: but butt braething
strangelee: I thought it was meat breathing?
SuperGiraffe: Did Ben say that they have dredge! Kappa
Earthenone: lord of tresserhorn was one of my favorite legends
Ferisar: there's various forms of flesh-related breathing
Terradana: @strangelee meat breathing is sac a creature gain +1/+0
theeviljaffa: no meat breathing is saccing for +power
anactualheehaw: meat breathing
LRRbot: Lat-Nam's Legacy [1U] | Instant | Shuffle a card from your hand into your library. If you do, draw two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
anactualheehaw: meat breathing is a step before the beef sweats
Terradana: or +2/+0 or w/e
kenny_roberts84: hey guys
Kykiwi: carrion feeder
TheAwkes: Blood baird would be Meat Breathing.
MrTulip: That there is a playable card
m0nkeyrama: the minotaur in WAR has meatbreathing
TamesLovesGames: nantuko husk?
WithoutAnAce: ahn crop crasher
kenny_roberts84: Husk, yes
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outrider [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | {W}: Kjeldoran Outrider gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Dryhad: There's some Phyrexian Zombie from Urza's Saga that has that ability
LRRbot: Rimewind Taskmage [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | {1}, {T}: You may tap or untap target permanent. Activate this ability only if you control four or more snow permanents.
ushiikun: does Huck count, since it buffs power and toughness? I thought X-breathing only pumped power
anactualheehaw: Man these modern horizons decks seem really under powered
QueenOfMabylon: is it still meat-breathing if you're sacrificing an artifact creature? Bottle Gnomes aren't filled with meat!
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
swordhunter45: are they going to do a modern horizon ppr
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN storm
mariammistressofmanifolds: yes
anactualheehaw: All artifacts are made of meat
le__mage__bc: yes
Jungie26: May 31st
Kykiwi: is that brain storm the most expesive card in the deck?
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m0nkeyrama: 1 week from now 👀
anactualheehaw: But we will not have a Cam
m0nkeyrama: So soon 👀
djalternative: is the command in lrrbot?
kumatsu: Ready for Ben to show me the sick strats for MF Seattle
djalternative: !ppr
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ushiikun: Man, that's a spiky crew
anactualheehaw: boo to lack of Cam
Earthenone: i think the foil snow land is worth more than the brainstorm
djalternative: yes it is
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Larry_LaDouche: no cameron :((
strangelee: If there's no Cam, who will eat the pocket bacon?
LRRbot: Rimebound Dead [B] | Snow Creature — Skeleton [1/1] | {S}: Regenerate Rimebound Dead.
m0nkeyrama: Have fun, Cam!
TheWarbo: I forgot Tappy's "Begging is a good look for you" until it came up in the highlights
Going_Medium: Congrats?
Earthenone: shoot the other one?
LRRbot: Surging Aether [3U] | Instant | Ripple 4 / Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
noisyblizzard: there is a sweet soldier lord in the deck
Kykiwi: ooof
djalternative: Will cam be the one marrying the couple?
kenny_roberts84: Cool Cam. Enjoy
m0nkeyrama: oh, so mean
anactualheehaw: r-u-d-e
m0nkeyrama: :o
Terradana: WOW
mastershake29x: so no non-humans this time around? :)
anactualheehaw: RUDE
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Gargoyle [5W] | Creature — Gargoyle [3/3] | Flying, first strike / Whenever Kjeldoran Gargoyle deals damage, you gain that much life.
Terradana: WOWWWWWW
strangelee: ripple again
m0nkeyrama: The seabatBRAIN combo :o
EMP_Delta: that's messed up
anactualheehaw: from the top rope
anactualheehaw: slam them lands
kenny_roberts84: Sweet jank
seth_erickson: One could mistake the big brain emote for a brainstorm emote
ContingentCat: Can't stop won't stop
Iperithon: Every day i'm rippleing
XprotoformX: Rippling's Believe it or Not
Tuxbeej: THAT’S HAMON BREATHING
anactualheehaw: Ripple slipped
ushiikun: That's the bald-guy screaming art, which is the best art.
HondoTrigger: adam if you lose, Japan delays made in abyss season 2 again
ghostvalv: everyone knows ripple also works on vampires
anactualheehaw: Buttery Ripple
ArmadilloAL: Tempo always feels great until it doesn't.
Blasteg: It's the best color in magic, of course it's strong
LRRbot: Frost Marsh | Snow Land | Frost Marsh enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
anactualheehaw: Island is the strongest card in magic
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Dobeq: it's a sub baby! is it... adam's?
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theeviljaffa: the strongest card we saw in grahams deck was balduvian rage
kenny_roberts84: Delver is still good
seth_erickson: Man at this point I feel like Japan is just trying to delay Made in Abyss season 2
JA_Pinkerton: ripple seems underwhelming, unless you can set up the top of your deck just right
El_Funko: Cam should clap like Shang Tsung and shout BEGIN
LRRbot: Portent [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle their library. / Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
TheAwkes: Tempo is great until your opponent sticks three relevant permanents that you can't deal with right now.
noisyblizzard: did adam play darien yet?
Kykiwi: dont forget to draw next turn
AirTony7: no fair, adam's precon has actual magic cards
anactualheehaw: Thrumming stone'ing a bunch of petitioners is good ripple slips
EMP_Delta: can we just talk about the fact that this is an unfinished cycle of lands, even if they are bad rooCry
ushiikun: slow ponder
Issurru: slivers DansGame
seth_erickson: Wrenn and Six super sweet planeswalker
bvorhies: keeps blinking cam and Adam
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Outrider [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | {W}: Kjeldoran Outrider gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
seth_erickson: Can't wait to get one
LRRbot: Frost Raptor [2U] | Snow Creature — Bird [2/2] | Flying / {S}{S}: Frost Raptor gains shroud until end of turn.
ArmadilloAL: Sure, Graham's deck might have been terrible, but it has multiple copies of a $6 uncommon, so it's not all bad.
xantos69: cheer50 hey team. what have I missed so far?
ushiikun: draft goats, they got a lord in MH1!
anactualheehaw: Clever icy girl
anactualheehaw: 0 goats
anactualheehaw: All changelings natural forms are goat
strangelee: Goat Cube
anactualheehaw: Thus all goats are changelings
djalternative: I will goat nap you
LRRbot: Mistfolk [UU] | Creature — Illusion [1/2] | {U}: Counter target spell that targets Mistfolk.
Beowulf_Bjornson: I believe Portent is played in Legacy Miracles
LRRbot: Lat-Nam's Legacy [1U] | Instant | Shuffle a card from your hand into your library. If you do, draw two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
AirTony7: changlings are also cowards which is acutally relevant in MH1
ArmadilloAL: Chanturalize is pretty cool, too.
girlpainting: Servofacts: 7. The myths of a “Hero Servo” are just a collection of stories created by misguided Servo Rights Activists. A “Hero Servo” never has, nor ever will, exist.
Field94: Slap the charm on a sceptre and you got a jank jitte
le__mage__bc: I think changeling will a 5 color tribal archetype.
djalternative: oh god they're slivers too
wolfsark: zombie ninja
tergonis: we got a zombie ninja
ushiikun: Villianous Wealth Ninja
m0nkeyrama: They allow for so many strat with those changelings
Tecnocrat: Cam is freakin' out.
djalternative: Fallen Shinobi
TheMicah21: AUROCHS!!
SmashTCG: zombie ninjka
MurficWPN: zombie ninja
LRRbot: Kjeldoran Home Guard [3W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/6] | At end of combat, if Kjeldoran Home Guard attacked or blocked this combat, put a −0/−1 counter on Kjeldoran Home Guard and create a 0/1 white Deserter creature token.
SquirrelEarl: Ninjas are reportedly the UB archetype
girlpainting: Snake Hydra!
Issurru: it cant just be me, but Umezawa's Charm makes him look like George Takei / mads mikkelsen fusion right
BlandSpice: It's a Zombie ninja that gives you two free cards off the opponents topdeck
theeviljaffa: the changelings are also knights which is odd as being a knight is a title
kumatsu: The Goatnapper call back has me REAL excited
kenny_roberts84: sounds sweet
strangelee: Changelings are also Avatars which the new 5 color commander discounts all colors for
m0nkeyrama: It's very odd art @Issurru
Kykiwi: playing a 1/6 dosent seem good tempo
Feszy: changelings are actually crazy
Lord_Hosk: changlings are Camels... THEY ARE CAMELS!
KamikaziManiac: Angel Demon Giants
Feszy: Changelings are Cowards
kumatsu: THEY'RE BUREAUCRATS
chaostreader: What about the level up creature? Cool, right?
Dryhad: I just want to see one P3K reprint...
seth_erickson: They're also citizens
LRRbot: Surging Aether [3U] | Instant | Ripple 4 / Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
m0nkeyrama: oof
ritchards: would deserters have Coward?
niivvy: God Cowards
Kykiwi: ooof
m0nkeyrama: That's brutal
KamikaziManiac: they are Pirate Citizens
CnCPOWERHOUR: Oh no, that ripple was brutal
kenny_roberts84: We need more camels and deserts
strangelee: ripple again
theoringinalace: I can't wait to see Serge's and Nelly's judge video for MH
le__mage__bc: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:35:34.
AirTony7: Ripple is very effective against the undead
KamikaziManiac: turns out Ripple is good
HondoTrigger: pro player deserter? so Gerry T? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Adam's deck was so strong
Kykiwi: wait he had swords? yikes
anactualheehaw: "what does high score mean, did I break it?"
m0nkeyrama: the land bounce seabatBRAIN
TheMicah21: Brainstorm
kenny_roberts84: Cool
Raithencore235: Well I guess I didnt get here in time, the VOD I go!
TheMicah21: Lat-nam legacy
FlannelShirtEnthusist: storytelling through game mechanics?
Fruan: The best and prettiest printing of Swords - Iceage art in a modern frame. SO GOOD
NotGruulButWhy: Yeah, the balancing was rough
seth_erickson: !card Darien
LRRbot: Darien, King of Kjeldor [4WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/3] | Whenever you're dealt damage, you may create that many 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
XprotoformX: Lt Whatshisnuts
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Huh, just realized I have that deck Ben was playing
m0nkeyrama: Jeeze, that deck balance
ushiikun: Shivam would be proud
anactualheehaw: Left Nut
kenny_roberts84: Need coat of arms
seth_erickson: Outstanding Move
le__mage__bc: Thank you for entertaining us !
m0nkeyrama: LUL
ArmadilloAL: !card lieutenant whatshisnuts
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
strangelee: Slaps Life Total, this bad boy can make so many soldiers
TheMicah21: THE SHIELD
Lord_Hosk: dice?
jorian57: decks
Juliamon: decks?
seth_erickson: A duchy of Deck Boxes
ushiikun: A Duchy of Dice?
Buxx345: A duchy of decks
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TheAwkes: Okay, but, Sword of Truth and Justice?
Lord_Hosk: when will there be a button that says "Cardkingdomdotcom a kingdomofcards"
Dryhad: Objectively the best
Dryhad: We proved it
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m0nkeyrama: LUL
m0nkeyrama: that spooked me
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
erloas: thought I'd get most of this stream, but end up getting here with like 5 minutes left
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Issurru: god damnit ben stop yawning, you keep making me yawn OpieOP
Battering_Lamb: I'm glad I could make Adam laugh with me name! :D
m0nkeyrama: domadoma :o
Grevas13: it's a good name
TheWarbo: Doma Doma Doma
m0nkeyrama: But the underfluff, Adam
TheWarbo: #Underfluff
Juliamon: Maybe we should just make 31th a thing
m0nkeyrama: Have a lovely evening, y'all. Thanks for the stream!
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KingXicor: Ho Chi Mihn City!
bob_baggins: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:44:43.
bob_baggins: awwww
Nuurgle: I can't believe they're actually having a Seattle GP in Seattle
m0nkeyrama: RIP sleeves
Grevas13: i almost want to drive down just for a card alter
PhorrestGaze: altering then grading, right?
m0nkeyrama: Somethin
ArmadilloAL: I would pay money for Beej to grade my cards on a A-F scale.
TheWarbo: Golf?
flatluigi: you're mishearing them, it's grating
theinvisiblevoice: spheda
PhorrestGaze: Adam playing <game>
flatluigi: with a cheese grater
TheWarbo: Just, like, Adam plays IRL golf
m0nkeyrama: Golf is dead NotLikeThis
Grevas13: yass!
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m0nkeyrama: So excited for more Dice Friends
BlindProphet32: After the flood hype!
niccus: roll to wake up
PhorrestGaze: maybe you're already dead?
XprotoformX: does anyone else think this is weird?
Renshank: After the flood is sweet
DoodlestheGreat: A brain in a mayonnaise jar.
ArmadilloAL: "Roll to wake up." *rolls* "....oh. Oh. I'm so sorry."
Juliamon: Will we ever learn their classes? Tune in to find out! (*Knowledge not guaranteed.)
m0nkeyrama: Byyeee
DoodlestheGreat: 'ta! See you later!
Phailhammer: cya :)
CnCPOWERHOUR: Anyone have some Oathbreaker resources?
CnCPOWERHOUR: We're planning on playing some in a few weeks so if there are some cool deck lists somewhere I'd like to check 'em out
Earthenone: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't bite tongue.
XprotoformX: how is that bad advice?
XprotoformX: why should you bite your tongue?
tehlordofelves: lrrbot probably means not to bite other people's tongues
XprotoformX: ah...ok... wait