NightValien28: it really concerns me when my adware app blocks paypal
TehAmelie: i get somewhat concerned when paypal tells me i need to accept cookies but then it works anyway
kassy_13: my internet sucks :(
r10pez10: 'accept the cookies' sounds like !advice
TehAmelie: hmm it does
TehAmelie: and also !badadvice
Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL
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Earthenone: lrrKATHLEEN lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: smoochers at the ready
TehAmelie: consentual engines to power
EJGRgunner: What was that alert message?
Orgmastron: Oh God this song is giving me intense flashbacks to the pop punk days of my youth
mtvcdm: #TeamChaos
kassy_13: my cable bite is freaking me out
TehAmelie: we're playing more Roommates and trying to date chaos lesbians
MAPBoardgames: I, for one, am hyped for Chaos Lesbian - Waifu Bodypillow action.
graal_smith: I'm Sca-roused!
VazSun: Getting ready for that Chaos Lesbian
TehAmelie: hello!
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BellaDante__: oh no the Halloween segment
kassy_13: summer
graal_smith: delicious?
NightValien28: oh yay more dating
kassy_13: has it really been so long?
accountmadeforants: Artboy is alright, right?
offbeatwitch: men: cancelled
Dared00: Oh phew, I'm not late. Hi K&M, hi Chat!
offbeatwitch: rakesh is nice
kassy_13: yes thanks matt
TehAmelie: more than half the dudes in this game have arms like they're carrying fridges everywhere
GreenMittenz: Rakesh I feel is only good by comparison.
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toothpaste611: but for real let's actually cancel men tho
Juliamon: Rakesh is dangerously oblivious.
laozi3: Dominic has dom in his name
TehAmelie: if Dumbing of Age has taught us literally one thing, it's that dating your RA is actually not allowed
toothpaste611: @TehAmelie that and everyone is 50% or more bad at youthful romance.
TehAmelie: well yeah
NightValien28: she looks young due the animation
TehAmelie: by Final Fantasy standards, she's at the prime of her life and Steiner is one foot int he grave
kassy_13: they have a line about her literally just turning 16
TehAmelie: he's like, 30
KV1NN4: I can see why you'd think she's 13
MAPBoardgames: "All characters in this are over 18, and even though they are wearing highshcool outfits, they are really going to collage.
TehAmelie: skins of beasts and bones of men
graal_smith: Bewbs?
GreenMittenz: I think if you click the stats button It shows you what stats the different romance options need.
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh that chaos lesbian Halloween costume tho
TehAmelie: i'm just happy Izzy managed to get one hand free from her head at least
accountmadeforants: I'm not actually hearing any game audio, but maybe that's my speakers?
kassy_13: I can't hear the game at all and I'm fine with that
TehAmelie: no there's no audio. but are we missing anything?
graal_smith: "Sorry Master, one of the contacts fell out" "B****, you are ruining this for me!"
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kassy_13: and one other guy too
Reecer6: The soundtrack is Leet Street Boys, so no, you are not missing anything.
margieargie: Why yes Anne, he is terrible!
accountmadeforants: Ah yeah, focusing in, I do hear muffled rock music
MAPBoardgames: Honey trap?
tehlordofelves: that's also daytime
graal_smith: The study is in costume as an office
GreenMittenz: These might also be free assets from somewhere?
offbeatwitch: dude this is some good weed
MAPBoardgames: It's a TOBACCO bong.
graal_smith: "Hello fellow kids!"
LegionLoyalist: so many pots...
NightValien28: she is smoking the book
thomturtle: Oh Canada
accountmadeforants: It's a decorative pipe, for fashion!
NightValien28: praise the weedland
RedTriad: shit you guys need weed? I'll be right over, I'm only in Ontario
StrongBadinater: I'll be a while, I'm in nova Scotia Kappa
offbeatwitch: l-lewd
MAPBoardgames: NOW KISS!
offbeatwitch: "KISS!"
Gascitygaming: !next
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graal_smith: Schmexy!
TehAmelie: Isabella as: Vampire Izzy
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, Anne is "roleplaying" right now. Wink... wink.
MollyLewis: that is not office appropriate attire
graal_smith: Not only did they rip off the assets from other games, they stole the characters from Clue!
kassy_13: that's confusing
BellaDante__: this whole segment is weird, and also kinda annoying from a gameplay perspective
GreenMittenz: Cool thing is that this mystery is randomized so you probably wont get the same mystery if you play again.
BellaDante__: yeah except relationship points are tied to the result
Myrdin90: why is extremly shy girl in a revealing booby outfit??
Reecer6: but what's the time on the watch?? all watches in murder stop at the time of death
Pteraspidomorphi: Peer pressure
Earthenone: halloween/peer pressure
Dared00: Ah yes, we reached the check point
MAPBoardgames: You were definitely supposed to check the body first. they didn't bother changing the background
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 22:23.
drfox17: Um... I've missed the last couple of Now Kiss! streams but.... is that a sexy witch?
Feminine_Desires: @drfox17 my thoughts exactly.
Juliamon: Halloween costume drfox17
Dared00: @drfox17 it's Halloween
TheMoatman: The butler always did it
GreenMittenz: no.. its a sexy witch costume :3c
drfox17: gooootcha
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TheMoatman: Oh it's actually just clue
VerdaugaTiger: It was clearly Wadsworth planning the whole thing to get the guests to kill each oth... oh wait, wrong plot.
drfox17: @VerdaugaTiger "He's a Plant!"
Earthenone: is rakesh making a scooby doo sandwich?
drfox17: "Flames, Flames up the side of my face"
offbeatwitch: waifu body pillow 2
Qooroo: "Applying peanut butter to some bread slices" is that a way that anyone has described that ever?
kassy_13: four people in that uniform
VerdaugaTiger: Ah, Madeline Kahn...
BellaDante__: it also might have just been trying for an anime aesthetic
NightValien28: maybe she is a school girl for halloween?
MAPBoardgames: Once again, the background doesn't match the scene. Sun is shining again.
offbeatwitch: also is this a literal asset flip of our flat's kitchen
drfox17: It took me so long to realize that the character wasn't just going crazy, but that Kahn was trying to make everyone else break character
Earthenone: i mean this is also a building on campus right? maybe they were built to look alike
BellaDante__: i mean its also a winter wolves games, they aren't the highest quality
drfox17: "I'm going to PLAY MY CHARACTER"
Earthenone: student loans, this really did shift to a horror game
VerdaugaTiger: *laughs* I've read/heard that Clue was sadly heavily scripted and didn't allow the actors much room for improv, but they got some in here and there. The "flames" part was certainly one of the improv lines.
Reecer6: boddyguard
drfox17: (this is a play murder mystery in game, right?)
Pal_Friendpatine: 1+2+2+1
Juliamon: yes
drfox17: Exxxxcellent
VerdaugaTiger: no that'd be one plus two plus ONE plus one
drfox17: I knew plenty of college theater people, and this sounds like something they'd do. This is also something that they wouldn't invite me to, because I would just Ham
Earthenone: i mean for meta gaming purposes do love interests like being called murderers?
MAPBoardgames: He did say he was a HARD boss.
TheMoatman: Secret secret secret secret lover
drfox17: Secret Looooverrrrrr... wait no, that's a tunnel
accountmadeforants: More of that strange oil... must be nothing.
TheMoatman: drfox17 if you think about it a person's just a really fancy tunnel
Juliamon: Distillate typically
drfox17: @TheMoatman Lewd!
Earthenone: kathleen and matt have to figure out...what gummies are all about?
VerdaugaTiger: Just helping yourself to the juice...
Dared00: Coming to the party to watch sports highlights. A real party animal.
accountmadeforants: I really appreciate how assertive Anne is.
MAPBoardgames: I'm imagining he's checking his card between each sentence.
drfox17: at least he's not doing a vampire accent for no reason.... which is what i would be doing
Reecer6: use your bracelet to pick up on nervous tics!
kassy_13: good boy max, his 7pm made sense
MAPBoardgames: Can we go back and flirt with CL?
accountmadeforants: No, Problem Sleuth!
Earthenone: vote chaos lesbian
drfox17: Protagonist is sexy witch, right?
kassy_13: isabella
tehlordofelves: i think it's Roxanne
kassy_13: yes that's our protag
Gamzee_Makara: hmmm do i wanna press that mf resub button
RatherWT: I made it to the lrrEFF
drfox17: Right, now i recognize the character design, she's the waifu pillow from the stream highlights!
TheMoatman: Wait what if he set up a murder mystery
Thandres: or its a double bluff
TheMoatman: That's exactly what an old rich guy planning a halloween party woul ddo
RatherWT: Oh, hello character design.
offbeatwitch: is this just a full rerun of the previous text
kassy_13: so you're supposed to have worked it out
RatherWT: Your... vampire bodice cafe?
Earthenone: the cafe was OOC
VazSun: it's definitely ooc
kassy_13: bail someone out of jail too???
accountmadeforants: Chad might be roped in as an additional character? You know, as someone who suspiciously left around 7.
drfox17: Time for me to do my best Tim Curry Impression!
margieargie: To the Accusatorium!
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
offbeatwitch: l-lewd
sporgil: give em a gud fingerin
MAPBoardgames: spinaGasm
kassy_13: omg I choked
RatherWT: Give Kathleen some water, I think she's thirsty.
Butternades: Oml Kathleen
accountmadeforants: Obviously you finger Isabella, yeah.
MAPBoardgames: Ja'cuse!
Rhynerd: Greetings! How has operation Chaos Lesbians been?
Decaped: phrasing?
Earthenone: we are fingering her as we speak
SweepJegus: "Where is Ja at a time like this?!"
drfox17: yesss
BellaDante__: so the result is randomly generated, but also acusing or lying will give a different relationship result depending on who it is
drfox17: appropriate resposne: "You charms.... are working..."
BellaDante__: but thats also dependent on who the actual culprit is
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drfox17: whaaaa
Edgarware: Oh noooo
Pteraspidomorphi: Doesn't like to lose
mtvcdm: Noooooo
BellaDante__: as we see, Isabella wants you to lie for her
MostCallMe__Tim: scum!
RatherWT: "I accused you of murder, now let's kiss!"
Earthenone: i mean its pretending her "charms" work on you
CamelAttack: She is a chaos lesbian.
BellaDante__: also I guess we got lucky by having isabella be the culprit
offbeatwitch: this game is weird in how it does the relationships
BellaDante__: I think you dont actually gain any points if you lie for someone and they didnt do it
MAPBoardgames: Worth it!
Earthenone: i love the guitar riff of relationship change
sporgil: touch the but!
drfox17: I'm assuming we haven't Kissed anyone in the game yet?
laozi3: not yet
VazSun: not yet
RatherWT: Oh, I see. I joined after they set up the "game."
VazSun: but Operation Chaos Lesbian seems to be going well
Rhynerd: “To the blood bank!”
offbeatwitch: I don't think the writing for the game really considers each character's personality for those sort of decisions
GreenMittenz: maybe check the stats page?
kassy_13: we can check stats too
kassy_13: cute!!!!
MAPBoardgames: Ba-by squirrel do do do do dodo do!
RatherWT: I'm guessing Rabbit.
kassy_13: cuuuute!
Qooroo: Pupper!
Earthenone: lrrSPOT
Dared00: DOG
kassy_13: the hat's bad but the jumper/shirt look is cute
accountmadeforants: I'll take "this girl is impressively bad at coordinating her outfit"
Baldrash: Game... redeemed?
RatherWT: Cute dog, cute crop top.
Qooroo: Forget chaos lesbians, just chill with the pupper.
Rhynerd: Oh, look at that dogger!
cuttlefishman: Can we date the pupper
TheMoatman: "for some reason"
RatherWT: Operation Chaos Dogmom
kassy_13: let's not @cuttlefishman
PMAvers: That would be the "crippling college debt."
kassy_13: it will woof....
Earthenone: its smart to name the doggo vegimite, then no one will want to eat him
TheMoatman: Much like the foodstuff, many people don’t want to eat him
TheMoatman: Dammit
MAPBoardgames: Lying for people. Sure fire way to get people to like you.
GreenMittenz: As bad as the guys are in this game the professors are the worst.
offbeatwitch: [random maths terms]
Reecer6: man i wish my extra credit was just, an extra math problem
GreenMittenz: its a land mine you can cuddle
NightValien28: landmines mark their territory with body parts
Rhynerd: A land mine that is also a friend.
NightValien28: and shrapnel
Reecer6: how willing are dogs to use litter boxes
Rhynerd: The urine makes for good fertilizer but it’s very hard to get rid of the smell.
accountmadeforants: Now I'm wondering. What kind of college is this? What programme are they following?
Pteraspidomorphi: Probably the prof
Foreverbackwards: protip: click the stats button if you haven't already.
Pteraspidomorphi: Bottom left corner of main view?
Dared00: under the date on the main screen
Earthenone: ohh i see it
Earthenone: its under your icon
Earthenone: so we need ! and fist
GreenMittenz: it shows you what skills each romance option needs as well
accountmadeforants: And you need 100 FIST and 150 ! for Isabella
RatherWT: Oh boy, you need punchy to woo the vampire.
Earthenone: fist ! also works for sally
laozi3: really nice that the game gives you that information
Reecer6: no, this isn't the study! it's the study but horizontally flipped
accountmadeforants: We've entered the mirror dimension study
NightValien28: lrrWOW
kassy_13: I'm pleased it was the two options I thought for her
Earthenone: i wonder what Tasque the prof will give us
Qooroo: That dude definitely has a secret lab where he's conducting weird experiments.
Rhynerd: This guy is totally the charismatic villian with a lot of power.
Pteraspidomorphi: Don't merge the puppy with anyone
VazSun: good to know that you too got the fma vibes
Earthenone: wheres nina?!
Rhynerd: He’s head of the research team and he’s gonna betray everyone and probably turn into a giant monster.
accountmadeforants: Seems this mirror dimension person couldn't grow a goatee, though
kassy_13: both???
Reecer6: if you've gotta date a professor, at least make them a professor at a different school that you don't need to take a class under
KV1NN4: aww she's cute!
kassy_13: Carmen!
Dared00: FMA professor doing... an experiment... with a girl. Hopefully dogs aren't involved.
accountmadeforants: Look, high school uniforms are *in* right now
TheMoatman: “You come across a turtle on its back, but you aren’t helping. Why aren’t you helping?”
Qooroo: The last question gives me pause. "What do you believe is the secret to ultimate cosmic power."
CamelAttack: That's called a study sheet?
GreenMittenz: She studies a lot anyways so does she need to cheat?
Pteraspidomorphi: If everyone uses the same answers then the test will probably be canceled
MAPBoardgames: Also, your prof. is asking you if you would cheat on his test.
offbeatwitch: run along kids
kassy_13: dear?!?!
kassy_13: DEAR?!?!
accountmadeforants: And your grades went up?
kassy_13: he called us dear /shudders
MostCallMe__Tim: We can just switch between jobs willy nilly?
kassy_13: yes we can
MostCallMe__Tim: so strange
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Good grief this guy is an ass
accountmadeforants: Oh geez, we've figured out how to summon him. Now how do we dismiss him to his own plane?
Earthenone: easiest skiped event yet
PMAvers: Max, have you ever considered getting in the sea?
MAPBoardgames: I wanted to see you Dominic score increase there for skipping.
MostCallMe__Tim: why couldn't we just stay in a girls dorm if all the guys are sacks of crap
VazSun: Rakesh is fine ?
MAPBoardgames: The back side of the pillow!
Earthenone: is this the other side of the body pillow?
kassy_13: you always wear the same clothes anne
Coogrr96: oof 1-5 ratio
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: You could definitely, like, buy a robe.
Pteraspidomorphi: Is Dom that bad I wasn't here last week, so I've only seen Max being an asshole
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Earthenone: dom is a controling person with authority
Rhynerd: It does fit on a rectangle.
offbeatwitch: savescum time!
Thisbymaster: fight club quote?
kassy_13: event go shower????
Earthenone: yes!
Earthenone: choas reigns
MAPBoardgames: Hey Izzy, share a shower?
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laozi3: for a given value of dressed
offbeatwitch: Oh Boy
Reecer6: oh my god he has no nipples
Dared00: noooooo
Rhynerd: Isabella why
CamelAttack: *gasp* Pod person!
kassy_13: where aaare his nipples???
Fluffy776: A healthy approach to problems
Dared00: Isabelle stole his nipples!
kassy_13: or belly button???
Earthenone: yes
Qooroo: Definitely sell out Max.
accountmadeforants: I see male nipples were too powerful for this game
Earthenone: we saw max
Pteraspidomorphi: Come on Anne
Pal_Friendpatine: Japanese game right?
kassy_13: @accountmadeforants he doesn't have a belly button either
Pal_Friendpatine: If I understand correctly there is a thing in the culture about mens’ nipples and not showing them. I don’t know about the belly button though.
Pal_Friendpatine: I see Isabella still has her hands glued to the back of her head. She handles it well, it seems
KodeMage: he's a clone
accountmadeforants: I assume his features have migrated elsewhere. Check his back.
TehAmelie: is he Adam, the first man?
kassy_13: it's horrifying
Rhynerd: Now everyone knows his secret.
kassy_13: yesss
Earthenone: 150 fist 100 ! i think
Earthenone: reverse is for vegan
offbeatwitch: "finals" 5 weeks in?
kassy_13: we thought active was max so we didn't do it
Rhynerd: 150 spontaneous and 100 fist
accountmadeforants: Earthenone, Other way around
offbeatwitch: Oh No
kassy_13: no
accountmadeforants: Wew, Isabella's winter outfit is impressively extra
kassy_13: I don't volunteer
laozi3: twin belts and a cheetah print boa. That's a power play
accountmadeforants: Is she wearing a pinstripe blouse under there?
offbeatwitch: it's a statement
kassy_13: I like the girls' winter outfits
Rhynerd: I feel like I’ve seen Isabella’s winter outfit in an old pulp adventure.
Juliamon: And then Max died.
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GreenMittenz: I kind of wish we could date Sally as Anne but oh well.
Kramburger: !next
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KinoGami: Juliamon and nothing of value was lost
Solipsody: Aw, Max doesn't have to die. He could just fall into an irreversible coma, or develop locked-in syndrome.
kassy_13: keep pub?
accountmadeforants: I'm curious if we'll actually run into energy issues at this point
margieargie: *Eye of the Tiger starts playing*
TheThromborax: okay, why "chaos lesbian edition?"
laozi3: you'll see
Rhynerd: Because we’re on a quest.
Solipsody: Oops.
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NightValien28: the next girl
margieargie: Sadly, no
VazSun: Hahaha
TheThromborax: she's chaotic
TheThromborax: ?
GreenMittenz: I do kind of like Sally the most but she isn't a lesbian dating option.
Rhynerd: No, she’s the Lorna lesbian option.
offbeatwitch: "really? you can milk that?"
Baldrash: N U T
TheMoatman: Heh. Nut milk
offbeatwitch: face tats
Juliamon: Soundcloud rapper ahoy
accountmadeforants: What is up with that lad's shirt
Rhynerd: Chaos lesbian is not present.
margieargie: Yeah, Sally being straight is... a huge shame, but she is who she is.
laozi3: That man looks like a character from mad max
Solipsody: Maybe you can commiserate with him about how much Max sucks.
TheThromborax: that man is a wizard
Dared00: Memphis.
Pteraspidomorphi: Close
offbeatwitch: yes
mtvcdm: It is true, though. You can't get nut from a milk.
kassy_13: worked
Gascitygaming: !next
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Rhynerd: What role is Max in the band?
kassy_13: guitar
Earthenone: dude with a van
margieargie: I was about to say "why can't he be an option" but... yeah, never mind.
offbeatwitch: LUL
kassy_13: here's our chaos bi
TheThromborax: so is this our chaos lover?
Rhynerd: Yes.
MAPBoardgames: Dude's got a giant mouth.
kassy_13: we love her
Rhynerd: At least, that’s the plan.
Solipsody: Isabella needs to stop trying to set you up with other people.
kassy_13: ^
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, looks like Isabella does hate to lose
Earthenone: i would just tie the vote
laozi3: yeah she's got a strong competitive streak
VazSun: I would split
mtvcdm: And we don't get the option to tie.
Orgmastron: I think Isabella wants more than just the tip Kappa
Solipsody: Okay... Well, at least it's a cheap way to buy someone's affections.
Earthenone: this is why we should just pay a fair wage :)
Solipsody: Chaos isn't nice.
NightValien28: Isabella is very competitive person
GreenMittenz: This game sure does work to make you not really want to date people.
accountmadeforants: Yeah, Isabella's not the greatest person, but she does make for some fun scenes
kassy_13: we could be friends with Sally znd
kassy_13: and just not date anyone
Solipsody: @MunchlaxRegretsNothing Very nice name/chat synergy there.
kassy_13: haha
Crowbar_Is_Ready: @GreenMittenz indeed! seems like once you get to know each of them they all suck in their own special wasys...
accountmadeforants: I'd say Sally is the most pleasant person overall, so far.
MAPBoardgames: AHHHHHH!!!!!
NathanJay_GA: blargh!
Fluffy776: No
NightValien28: jesus fuck what
VazSun: Yike
kassy_13: a+ delivery
NightValien28: kill it
kassy_13: WHAT
kassy_13: NO
CamelAttack: That rabbit is on drugs!
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
accountmadeforants: That thing looks like it's about to stab us with the carrot
CamelAttack: Look at those pupils!
Pteraspidomorphi: We all do
NathanJay_GA: lotsa grateful dead too, probably
Solipsody: Follow the rabbit! It definitely won't lead you to a windowless white van!
Skajetolaf: This fella has nice roof decoration
Rhynerd: Yeah, that rabbit is totally seeing through time.
Skajetolaf: *ceiling
Earthenone: crimes?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I get that. It would look terrifying to paint that thing hanging from a door
kassy_13: no Rakesh no
NightValien28: rakesh no
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: It would look like furry snuff porn
accountmadeforants: Be art, do crimes?
Pteraspidomorphi: lol
Rhynerd: Can you rent mannequins?
NightValien28: rakesh needs adult
drfox17: wait, i missed the costume
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: This better not have a sexy still
kassy_13: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh thank god
Solipsody: Why is Rakesh still holding the brush in his teeth, Matt?
accountmadeforants: Look, all I'm saying is that this suit is the perfect disguise for stealing mannequins.
MAPBoardgames: Now we find the costume doesn't come off.
drfox17: What
Qooroo: Oh wow.
kassy_13: he's probably talking fine now
Fluffy776: Nope
BellaDante__: she looks like shes about to catch fire
mtvcdm: All I'm saying is this suit is the perfect place to hide a body.
KV1NN4: there IS a slight difference using a real model in front of you and using a photo........ but it's very very minimal
34Witches: Wow, that's horrific
kassy_13: her hair's a different colour now
Skajetolaf: Is it a compliment to say that you are cute when you are completely covered in a nightmare inducing rabbit suite?
Earthenone: im disapointed we shot down crimes in the sneaking hat so quickly
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Her face is clearly visible... I'd be worried he was going to add that.
BellaDante__: <message deleted>what the fuck is that outfit
NightValien28: oh dang
Solipsody: And where's the pole?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: She's cheap
Skajetolaf: Artist's privilige
Rhynerd: Yeah, this mascot needs something in the mouth.
offbeatwitch: maybe it cost less
kassy_13: misogyny
Earthenone: the poll is probobly foldable
KV1NN4: whoa
Qooroo: Do her Wednesday plans involved finally catching that dastardly Bond?
accountmadeforants: Her room is just really deep, and we're close to the end
KV1NN4: what is... happening with that... scarf?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Ooh, agreed! She is deiniftely going for Bond villain
kassy_13: love, we don't want a guy
kassy_13: we want to experiment with you
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Then ruins it with a fur print stole
Solipsody: So close, and yet so far.
accountmadeforants: Live your best life
Orgmastron: Yes, my Queen
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: IT's okay, sooner or later she's got to realise that every man in this story is either boring or garbage
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh you mean that isn’t the illusive ‘Leopard Spotted Python’ she has wrapped around her shoulders? Kappa
HesGotNoPants: so what is the gender and orientation of our character?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh damn how cool would it be if she DID have a snake?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: She could definitely be a snake person
kassy_13: @hesgotnopants female and bi, bc you have options
HesGotNoPants: @kassy_13 ty
Solipsody: @HesGotNoPants Wallflower. To both questions.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Matt, just so you know, good artists usually suck at circles too
GreenMittenz: most people that are "prodigies" are people that enjoyed doing something enough to get a lot of experience.
kassy_13: @hesgotnopants we're chasing this bi girl
accountmadeforants: Yeah Matt, I'm just glad I'm still friends with the first person I dated. My first attempts at romance were not... spectacular.
offbeatwitch: hot
BellaDante__: <message deleted>gay
HesGotNoPants: ok appreciate it
MAPBoardgames: spinaGasm
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: FINALLY
Dared00: Uhhhh
kassy_13: yes we are
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: AAAAAUGH
kassy_13: why are you pigeonholing us isabella
Rhynerd: “You don’t know me then, Isabella.”
RatherWT: Much like with crime, we are unfortunately Straight Until Proven Gay.
mtvcdm: LRRBot, how do we deal with Chad?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1539: "It's called 'The Quivering'? What do you mean it's called 'The Quivering'?" —Alex [2015-03-27]
kassy_13: the game literally made us bi
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: We must KILL CHAD
HesGotNoPants: next chapter murder chad
Rhynerd: !advice
margieargie: Oh come on Isabella do we have to whap you with a rainbow flag before you get it? :p
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh right or poly that's fine too
Anubis169: Sorry BellaDante__, misfire my bad
HesGotNoPants: @munchlaxregretsnothing benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
Solipsody: We can't murder Chad, we haven't finished off Max yet. One d-bag at a time.
Anubis169: got that word on highlight and i'm in audio-only mode
Earthenone: we kill max, and frame chad for murder
HalftrackHero: ^
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Ooh, strong
Solipsody: I like it.
MostCallMe__Tim: so, judging the current pacing, I think this game might need 3-4 more weeks minimum to complete. Not complaining but its not quite as interesting as say the one with the island of cats
Juliamon: Ah, we've moved into the Nerf phase
TehAmelie: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency strikes again
GreenMittenz: Max is serene?
RatherWT: Are we going to join the Rowdy Bunch?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: The Serene Gang
Skajetolaf: Is there gonna be a non uncomfortable expressions on your face at anytime? :p
Rhynerd: Is it time to be gay and do crimes?
accountmadeforants: The Gang Has a "Gun"fight
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Immediate surrender to Isabella
offbeatwitch: "I am so good at comebacks"
Dared00: GOTTEM
Orgmastron: The guns makes it even hotter Kappa
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Pff
Solipsody: Can we join the Serene Gang and then betray them, Ben-style?
HesGotNoPants: you guys didnt go for Isabella why?
MAPBoardgames: We just want the goods.
Rhynerd: And your team has max.
Solipsody: @HesGotNoPants We're trying to. She's kind of a lot of work.
TheWooglie: FPS mini game?
kassy_13: @hesgotnopants we're full speed ahead for isabells
Pal_Friendpatine: Why don’t I hear a guitar riff when my relationship status changes with someone in real life?
HesGotNoPants: I thought you were after the other girl
Rhynerd: Sally?
kassy_13: @hesgotnopants we can't date Sally as a girl
margieargie: Sadly, Sally is straight.
kassy_13: ^
HesGotNoPants: the one from last event
kassy_13: are all the boys bi too?
offbeatwitch: HOURS
kassy_13: or is there one straight option? is it Dominic? I bet it's Dominic
TheWooglie: hours?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @kassy_13 Probably but the boy PC is Max so that would be horrible to inflict on them
Juliamon: Don't know, don't care, they all suck
kassy_13: @munchlaxregretsnothing you're not wrong
offbeatwitch: dominic is the biggest killjoy
TehAmelie: i can totally see Izzy fitting in with the Rowdy 3 from Dirk Gently
Dared00: Fun Police is here
GreenMittenz: I think rakesh is the non straight option for max
Solipsody: Dominic is not a good RA.
HesGotNoPants: *holds ui p both middle fingers* I'm this many
MAPBoardgames: I can see from experience that they will be finding darts behind furniture for ever.
kassy_13: @greenmittenz called it!
RatherWT: Wait, Tabletop RPGs isn't Spontaneous?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Careful planning for spontaneity
Edgarware: Can you do something else on the weekend mornings?
laozi3: I cannot imagine Dominic being compatible with someone who plays a ton of tabletop rpgs, seems like an odd stat choice
Crowbar_Is_Ready: so its's 150 "!" and 100 "fist" for chaos lady?
Solipsody: What could be more spontaneous then going to bed early when you weren't planning to?
RatherWT: Indeed!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: How good would it be if you couldn't choose spontaneity activities, you just got points for it if you ditched on your plans for something new?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Or maybe you have to leave a spot free so you can be down for whatever.
Solipsody: What, you mean like gameplay? In a dating sim? No, no, that's not how this works at all...
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: It is legit hard to be a game designer and a lover of romance games XD
RatherWT: It's Monday and she's in her... pajamas?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I like how Isabella keeps her last boyfriend's ashes on her dresser
Rhynerd: That’s her normal clothes.
MAPBoardgames: So... what would you like to do... for a few hours...
Solipsody: @MunchlaxRegretsNothing He was a big boy...
mtvcdm: Chad didn't find a coach that would just give him a guaranteed pass so he can play?
kassy_13: these are her everyday clothes. swimwear
MAPBoardgames: Yo Ho Ho!
Dared00: chug chug chug chug
Rhynerd: The rum’s not gone here!
offbeatwitch: phrasing!
Earthenone: issabella is ALL phrasing
kassy_13: omg @munchlaxregretsnothing
TheMoatman: Is "doing some phrasing" also phrasing?
HesGotNoPants: but getting loose with isabel is our goal, no?
Solipsody: This is literally EXACTLY how half the lesbians I knew in uni broke the ice with their first girlfriends. So here... We... Go!
margieargie: What shirt?
mtvcdm: This is the worst method of cheating ever
accountmadeforants: Yes, amazing
mtvcdm: How do you expect to not get caught trying to look at these notes
kassy_13: write*
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: +1 sass
accountmadeforants: The exam allows for written notes, one Isabella, two sides.
offbeatwitch: I wonder if this is a permanent marker
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: This is some quite specific kink but hey, I'm here for it
Edgarware: OH NO
Solipsody: It's more common than you think.
Pteraspidomorphi: Hah!
Earthenone: nani!
SpicyNapalm: OH NO
NightValien28: oh wow
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Nah, she just found out you drew a dickbutt on the small of her back
RatherWT: Oh no! Party BAD?
mtvcdm: So we're actually supposed to help cheat.
offbeatwitch: game what
Mysticman89: oo, built in cheats essentially
SpicyNapalm: Wait what you can just scroll back like that
LegionLoyalist: WE MUST GO BACK
BellaDante__: this game doesnt have anti cheat
MAPBoardgames: When I was in college I used to write the answers on a little slip of paper and stick it up my nose. Then later, during the exam, I blow my nose and out comes the answer. Why, sometimes I'd spend all night CRAMING for an exam.
kassy_13: omg
Rhynerd: Nooo
ardengnome: Wait we can just go back in time?
SpicyNapalm: Wait that's illegal
offbeatwitch: this game doesn't understand its own characters
RatherWT: Teaching people to be RESPONSIBLE?
accountmadeforants: I spied a "peck on the cheek" there
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Right, HOW did that not make you closer!
HesGotNoPants: it's not cheating we have the time stone
Solipsody: But... My chaos!
Reecer6: I maintain it is the Superman S.
kassy_13: we got a kiss
VazSun: a peck on the cheek
GreenMittenz: Just write drunken sex notes on eachother after studying
laozi3: feed dump deep callback
Earthenone: we got a kiss in the time warp?
LegionLoyalist: We Must Go Back!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: So disappointing, tipsy body graffiti was by far the cutest scene you've done
TehAmelie: dat popped collar
margieargie: There's a -lot- you need help with, Dominic.
accountmadeforants: We'll pretend we did both. Body graffiti and studying aren't mutually exclusive!
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kassy_13: Dominic screw you
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @accountmadeforants Agreed!
MAPBoardgames: mmm... violent flapjacks...
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Earthenone: we got 9 fist for that
Solipsody: After we frame Chad for killing Max, let's frame Dominic for killing Chad.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @Solipsody Also agreed!
Rhynerd: Even if Dominic is a jerk, I think I’d help him there.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: The long-suffering RA... he just couldn't take the Nerf wars any more...
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paunfar: Oh gosh, I actually get to catch a Now Kiss live!! Behold, the power of a short day at work
MollyLewis: cheer69
Earthenone: pride69 nice.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: O_o
UnboundLaconicity: I can't make that guarantee
kassy_13: a mattress????
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I do not know why mattresses have tags?
TehAmelie: woo
mtvcdm: Good News!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH YES! The Panalysts is so good
kassy_13: good neewwws
MAPBoardgames: GOOD NEWS! A new panalyst!
mtvcdm: Hey molly you're great
Akaiatana: @MollyLewis You're great at being thte host
MAPBoardgames: Great job on being a great host @MollyLewis !
kassy_13: thanks for the audio 💚💜
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I miss you as host, Kathleen, but you're doing great work!
TehAmelie: what part of the animal is the spiciest meat? don't say the butt
benperterkofsky: Molly is truly great and I’m excited for the PPR
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: (Molly is great too, not trying to shade. I just love bog witch content.)
kassy_13: we can't date sally
BellaDante__: as a girl
Earthenone: sally is straight
MostCallMe__Tim: Obligatory "Hows QWRPline going" comment?
BellaDante__: Rakesh is pan
kassy_13: Sally's straight
kassy_13: that doesn't sound positive
benperterkofsky: Kathleen are you excited for the PPR??
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard and controller! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: 404 Laws Not Found) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
Alness49: It's AFK
laozi3: poor graham, locked in the editing room
MAPBoardgames: AFK
QuantumTwitch: AFK
MostCallMe__Tim: AFK tonight
Juliamon: AFK in 9 minutes
Earthenone: robot afk is next
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a good cliff hanger
mtvcdm: Cliffhanger!
TheMoatman: PPRple
kassy_13: aww
Earthenone: its too bad we couldent get 5 more activity
Akaiatana: Turns out House of Stark is just the editing office
kassy_13: we're doing great
Rhynerd: So, we’re starting the next session on a high note! Winter Break!
accountmadeforants: I think they're convincing.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: It's a good level of trash. Doesn't cause characterisation rage, just funny disdain.
Solipsody: Dating games need to include more options for murdering your supposed love-interests. For... Player agency.
BellaDante__: yeah thats how Winter Wolves games tend to be
MAPBoardgames: LRRbot says is 404:laws not found
BellaDante__: not great but not awful
Pteraspidomorphi: 404 sounded interesting
Earthenone: they sound like the robot people. yes
benperterkofsky: Kathleen r u excited for the PPR
Earthenone: friday, you are filming it on thursday right?
NimrodXIV: there is no magic because magic
accountmadeforants: Good luck with the PPR!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Thanks for the stream! <3
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Earthenone: !store
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Skajetolaf: Is the PPR live?
Pteraspidomorphi: It is known
mtvcdm: !discord
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NightValien28: what
Edgarware: The miracle of life
Solipsody: You only have one Adam, though.
Earthenone: ppr matches are live, draft will be prerecorded
margieargie: Adam hitting an Adam?
Mysticman89: why is adam hittting adam
TheMoatman: Why would Adam hit himself?
MAPBoardgames: There is stuff on youtube that ISN'T on Twitch
kassy_13: adam hitting Adams?
Solipsody: Ciao.
Fluffy776: Isn't that what happened at the last PPR where you had two Adams?
Phailhammer: cya :)
accountmadeforants: Skajetolaf It will be, yeah. Though there's a pre-recorded draft
Rhynerd: Adam on Adam violence: the source of youtube comedy.
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benperterkofsky: Bye!
benperterkofsky: !next
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Rhynerd: See you folks at AFK!
Rhynerd: And if that’s not the case, have a good one!
benperterkofsky: !advice
LRRbot: Either pull harder or cut it off.
seth_erickson: !quote retrospect
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Juliamon: You want !findquote there
seth_erickson: ahh I see still distinguishing the difference between the two
seth_erickson: !findquote retrospect
LRRbot: Quote #30: "Retrospect is 20/20." —Adam [2015-03-08]
DarkMorford: Okay, home from work, hype for some AFK. I need to get some dinner first, though.
seth_erickson: Dinner and a show seabatTROG
LeeshaJoy: !next
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LeeshaJoy: lrrSIGNAL
seth_erickson: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: weirdly dissonant music?
Going_Medium: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSIGNAL
HesGotNoPants: wooo
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with AFK, right now! We’re playing 404: Law Not Found 👽 | 📷 ||
Electrodyne: yeehaw
HesGotNoPants: I don't know how but expect benginTraitor
IbunWest: Can one truly be a traitor if there are no laws?
Electrodyne: Asimov's fourth law: a robot may not interrupt my dinner, or through inaction allow my dinner to be interrupted.
mtvcdm: Let those keyboards fly!
LoadingReadyRun: tonight's players lrrBEN lrrCAMERON lrrIAN with lrrPAUL on tech
RebekahWSD: Yay human heads!
HesGotNoPants: honor amongst theives and such
seth_erickson: Good line-up
mtvcdm: Those emotes are so useful.
Gascitygaming: benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends :)
HesGotNoPants: benginHi
RebekahWSD: <3
djalternative: o/
seth_erickson: otzHi
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
drfox17: I am preparing to slap a table
djalternative: you are pre-robots
mtvcdm: !wyrmwood
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sivakrytos: detroit: become robot
korvys: Depressing references!
midday_rendelnep: wow. I arrived exactly at the right time to make this seem like the vod.
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Pazzix: :)
RebekahWSD: Is Wyrmwood gaming made of robots?
IbunWest: Ready to Gobots.
ewalkedaway: your haircut looks great lrrBEN !
mtvcdm: The bones of bots and the skins of meatbags
accountmadeforants: Get in(to) the (role of playing a) robot, crew!
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Diabore: glad you guys finally forgave kenji for the first ppr
drfox17: You know what? One day, there's going to be a LRR panel, and someone's going to mention Wyrmwood, and the entire audience is going to slap their chairs
Sektor88: joeks!
mtvcdm: Hey! You! Tell a joke!
HesGotNoPants: the"beej ruins your card" booth
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Baldrash: Wait, you guys are funny? Perish the thought. lrrBEEJ
djalternative: Is it just going to be an entire pannel of Tappy recounting her WAR game with Cam?
midday_rendelnep: Cam, get her with pocket broccoli!