paunfar: Oh gosh, I actually get to catch a Now Kiss live!! Behold, the power of a short day at work
MollyLewis: cheer69
Earthenone: pride69 nice.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: O_o
UnboundLaconicity: I can't make that guarantee
kassy_13: a mattress????
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I do not know why mattresses have tags?
TehAmelie: woo
mtvcdm: Good News!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH YES! The Panalysts is so good
kassy_13: good neewwws
MAPBoardgames: GOOD NEWS! A new panalyst!
mtvcdm: Hey molly you're great
Akaiatana: @MollyLewis You're great at being thte host
MAPBoardgames: Great job on being a great host @MollyLewis !
kassy_13: thanks for the audio 💚💜
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I miss you as host, Kathleen, but you're doing great work!
TehAmelie: what part of the animal is the spiciest meat? don't say the butt
benperterkofsky: Molly is truly great and I’m excited for the PPR
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: (Molly is great too, not trying to shade. I just love bog witch content.)
kassy_13: we can't date sally
BellaDante__: as a girl
Earthenone: sally is straight
MostCallMe__Tim: Obligatory "Hows QWRPline going" comment?
BellaDante__: Rakesh is pan
kassy_13: Sally's straight
kassy_13: that doesn't sound positive
benperterkofsky: Kathleen are you excited for the PPR??
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard and controller! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: 404 Laws Not Found) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
Alness49: It's AFK
laozi3: poor graham, locked in the editing room
MAPBoardgames: AFK
QuantumTwitch: AFK
MostCallMe__Tim: AFK tonight
Juliamon: AFK in 9 minutes
Earthenone: robot afk is next
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a good cliff hanger
mtvcdm: Cliffhanger!
TheMoatman: PPRple
kassy_13: aww
Earthenone: its too bad we couldent get 5 more activity
Akaiatana: Turns out House of Stark is just the editing office
kassy_13: we're doing great
Rhynerd: So, we’re starting the next session on a high note! Winter Break!
accountmadeforants: I think they're convincing.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: It's a good level of trash. Doesn't cause characterisation rage, just funny disdain.
Solipsody: Dating games need to include more options for murdering your supposed love-interests. For... Player agency.
BellaDante__: yeah thats how Winter Wolves games tend to be
MAPBoardgames: LRRbot says is 404:laws not found
BellaDante__: not great but not awful
Pteraspidomorphi: 404 sounded interesting
Earthenone: they sound like the robot people. yes
benperterkofsky: Kathleen r u excited for the PPR
Earthenone: friday, you are filming it on thursday right?
NimrodXIV: there is no magic because magic
accountmadeforants: Good luck with the PPR!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Thanks for the stream! <3
mtvcdm: !youtube
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Skajetolaf: Is the PPR live?
Pteraspidomorphi: It is known
mtvcdm: !discord
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NightValien28: what
Edgarware: The miracle of life
Solipsody: You only have one Adam, though.
Earthenone: ppr matches are live, draft will be prerecorded
margieargie: Adam hitting an Adam?
Mysticman89: why is adam hittting adam
TheMoatman: Why would Adam hit himself?
MAPBoardgames: There is stuff on youtube that ISN'T on Twitch
kassy_13: adam hitting Adams?
Solipsody: Ciao.
Fluffy776: Isn't that what happened at the last PPR where you had two Adams?
Phailhammer: cya :)
accountmadeforants: Skajetolaf It will be, yeah. Though there's a pre-recorded draft
Rhynerd: Adam on Adam violence: the source of youtube comedy.
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benperterkofsky: !next
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Rhynerd: See you folks at AFK!
Rhynerd: And if that’s not the case, have a good one!
benperterkofsky: !advice
LRRbot: Either pull harder or cut it off.
seth_erickson: !quote retrospect
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Juliamon: You want !findquote there
seth_erickson: ahh I see still distinguishing the difference between the two
seth_erickson: !findquote retrospect
LRRbot: Quote #30: "Retrospect is 20/20." —Adam [2015-03-08]
DarkMorford: Okay, home from work, hype for some AFK. I need to get some dinner first, though.
seth_erickson: Dinner and a show seabatTROG
LeeshaJoy: !next
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LeeshaJoy: lrrSIGNAL
seth_erickson: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: weirdly dissonant music?
Going_Medium: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSIGNAL
HesGotNoPants: wooo
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with AFK, right now! We’re playing 404: Law Not Found 👽 | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7xf6nzUwAAm0b2.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1133886671085170688
Electrodyne: yeehaw
HesGotNoPants: I don't know how but expect benginTraitor
IbunWest: Can one truly be a traitor if there are no laws?
Electrodyne: Asimov's fourth law: a robot may not interrupt my dinner, or through inaction allow my dinner to be interrupted.
mtvcdm: Let those keyboards fly!
LoadingReadyRun: tonight's players lrrBEN lrrCAMERON lrrIAN with lrrPAUL on tech
RebekahWSD: Yay human heads!
HesGotNoPants: honor amongst theives and such
seth_erickson: Good line-up
mtvcdm: Those emotes are so useful.
Gascitygaming: benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends :)
HesGotNoPants: benginHi
RebekahWSD: <3
djalternative: o/
seth_erickson: otzHi
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
drfox17: I am preparing to slap a table
djalternative: you are pre-robots
mtvcdm: !wyrmwood
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sivakrytos: detroit: become robot
TheMoatman: LLLLET'S GET READY TO ROOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOT
korvys: Depressing references!
midday_rendelnep: wow. I arrived exactly at the right time to make this seem like the vod.
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
Pazzix: :)
RebekahWSD: Is Wyrmwood gaming made of robots?
IbunWest: Ready to Gobots.
ewalkedaway: your haircut looks great lrrBEN !
mtvcdm: The bones of bots and the skins of meatbags
accountmadeforants: Get in(to) the (role of playing a) robot, crew!
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Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
Electrodyne: Asimov's fifth law: Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.
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Diabore: glad you guys finally forgave kenji for the first ppr
drfox17: You know what? One day, there's going to be a LRR panel, and someone's going to mention Wyrmwood, and the entire audience is going to slap their chairs
Sektor88: joeks!
mtvcdm: Hey! You! Tell a joke!
HesGotNoPants: the"beej ruins your card" booth
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBEEJ
Baldrash: Wait, you guys are funny? Perish the thought. lrrBEEJ
djalternative: Is it just going to be an entire pannel of Tappy recounting her WAR game with Cam?
midday_rendelnep: Cam, get her with pocket broccoli!
Ceris75 is Sparticus
SalsaDraugur: those figures look cool
HesGotNoPants: *is sparticus*
Electrodyne: I am LiquorMarticus.
drfox17: @midday_rendelnep Is... Is that... Should I... throw up a Lewd for that?
Dog_of_Myth: I'm not Sparticus but that guy is...
Pal_Friendpatine: The green fig forgot his V8
DaMullet14: But doctor, I AM Spartacus
Karfsma778: I'm Brian and so is my wife!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cameron) [now] If you correct us, chat, be correct.
LRRbot: New quote #6077: "If you correct us, chat, be correct." —Cameron [2019-05-29]
LeeshaJoy: Robutts!
TStodden: If you have an OBJECTION, make sure you have EVIDENCE.
midday_rendelnep: no, Tabby got him with pocket bacon.. it seemed to be a vaguely logical counter.
Dog_of_Myth: Hey baby, do you want to kill all humans?
HesGotNoPants: @tstodden I object I want to use feelings
midday_rendelnep: tempura brocoli is amazing but might no keep long
CantWearHats: MrDestructoid Greetings Fellow Humans
SydPreviouslyHeadache: simic monkey
mtvcdm: Last Seen Alive
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi
Electrodyne: Asimov's sixth law: no matter how drunk you are, you can't fall off the center of the floor.
TStodden: So.... Bounce the positron particle beam off the main deflector dish?
HesGotNoPants: not simic unless it has 8 or more limbs
Dog_of_Myth: That's a Swedish Meatball.
HesGotNoPants: @tstodden that's the way we do it lads, we make it up as we wish
Sektor88: MrDestructoid Humans and monkeys? Same thing.
ninja_theory_ashrams: I also enjoy ingesting food and liquids to inefficiently replenish energy stores, fellow humans
CantWearHats: space monkeys!
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Pal_Friendpatine: “It’s not a straw. It’s an emergency induction port.”
drfox17: True statement: Engineers wear those hats fairly infrequently. If we're in a dangerous area, they're worried we'll wander off and get ourselves killed
Electrodyne: the good news is it'll cure your boneitis
ritchards: just an 'if'
TStodden: Are the humans wearing red shirts?
djalternative: these don't seem like stable humans that should've been crewed on the same ship together
CantWearHats: bring forth THE MACHINE
A_Dub888: !findquote banana
LRRbot: Quote #3717: "The banana is missing..." —Cori [2016-12-10]
Matsunen: THE MACHINE!
drfox17: Man, I'm glad they covered the cloning thing, because "the human creates another human" thing makes it sound... uhhh
CantWearHats: if banana, then yes
orbitaltuna: THE MACHINE lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Stoffern: B AN A N A
RebekahWSD: "Contemplates loss"
seth_erickson: oh no
CantWearHats: monkey only pawn in game of life
Sektor88: Ian did you just reference an Apple II game?
hoktauri: seabatYIKES
ritchards: Orc and Pie!
CantWearHats: but what about banana pies?
mastershake29x: banana cream pie?
Electrodyne: that monkey is such a Ham.
mtvcdm: What if there's a banana cream pie?
drfox17: Oh no, what about banana cream pies!
coriolis_storm: BibleThump
VmKid: The monkey walks into the hos- I have been asked not to complete this joke
Juliamon: Pies, fortunately, are a remarkably varied foodstuff.
accountmadeforants: i propose a banana pie. Banana pies for everyone, in fact!
Dog_of_Myth: if no banana, then existential crisis.
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mr_void_dragon: 'the monkey contemplates loss'....the first line I heard coming in...what have I walked into and can I have more please?
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orbitaltuna: banana cream pie
Pal_Friendpatine: @drfox17 humans create other humans some other way then cloning? MrDestructoid Kappa
djalternative: It's like pre-industrial pies. Not modern day pies
drfox17: I have cherry pie! real pie, not just the song
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ninja_theory_ashrams: handy dandy notebook
drfox17: @Pal_Friendpatine Not by themselves! lrrBEEJ
CantWearHats: ok so I put banana on the stack
CantWearHats: does banana resolve
Pal_Friendpatine: @drfox17 lrrAWESOME lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL
orbitaltuna: is it a stack of pies
Dog_of_Myth: No, it enters the ripe phase.
djalternative: @CantWearHats in response I eat the bananna
gamercat88: move to banana step
SydPreviouslyHeadache: banana resolves
Science_and_Magic: In response I play "Blender"
mr_void_dragon: this is madness
Electrodyne: interrupt speed banana
LiveFaust: katesLewd lrrJUDGE
theneatestburrito: Move to Eat Step?
midday_rendelnep: I counter with 'you're not a monkey'
Pal_Friendpatine: I add ‘avocado in brown paper bag’ to the stack
orbitaltuna: instant banana
ritchards: really? kill people?? who would do that???
CantWearHats: a frozen banana is just a banana at sorcery speed
Thatwasademo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:14.
orbitaltuna: bananas don't kill people
djalternative: side note: banana boats are an easy and delicious treat
HesGotNoPants: ben took kill all humans benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
mr_void_dragon: @ritchards I saw their play of xcom...I know ian hungers for flesh
CantWearHats: throw bananas at the meteor
Electrodyne: banana pudding = instant speed
ninja_theory_ashrams: lower initiative wins, check
djalternative: I'm fairly certain you could die from potasium poisoning if you ate enough bananas in a short enough amount of time
Dog_of_Myth: A chocolate banana is delicious but kills the monkey
Sarah_Serinde: So chat, patience please if they make mistakes and don't spam about it lrrHEART
mr_void_dragon: @djalternative as someone who has had pottasium poisoning and lived...I believe that too
seth_erickson: You would die long before you could eat enough bananas to get potassium poisoning
mr_void_dragon: @Sarah_Serinde are we still allowed to poke fun at the hilarity of their mistakes?
Sarah_Serinde: mr_void_dragon As long as you're not a jerk or spammy about it
mr_void_dragon: @Sarah_Serinde don;t orry...I prefer puns over being a dick
HesGotNoPants: according to Google it will take a hundred and ninety-five bananas in one sitting to die
Bobtheninjagoldfish: hi all
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yes, puns are 100% allowed :D
Dog_of_Myth: Ian = banana
mr_void_dragon: @Sarah_Serinde eeeexcellent smithers
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Stoffern: Target their engines!
TStodden: Klingons on the Starboard Bow...
ritchards: can probably also add "number of directives completed" to the overlay
CantWearHats: fire the banana canons!
ninja_theory_ashrams: if you rules lawyer, you best come correct, don't get banned like me for making an honest mistake
mr_void_dragon: @TStodden klingons? I'll get the crowbar
djalternative: Also spoopy banana note: the reason artificial banana flavour is so vastly different from actual bananas is because it is modeled after a species of banana that went extinct sometime in the middle of the last century. In essence, artificial banana flavour is like eating ghost banana
drfox17: they're after our bananas foster!
Dog_of_Myth: mmmm ghost bananas.
seth_erickson: lrrSPOOP banana
Electrodyne: Are Dennis DeYoung/Styx/"Domo arigato Mister Roboto" jokes allowed?
Laserbeaks_Fury: So the humans have less agency than the machines. MESSAGE Kappa
niccus: gosh i hope no other bananas become extinct for a foreseeable reason
mr_void_dragon: is the monkey planning to take over the ship and replace the remaining crew with banana based clones? probably
Stoffern: This is already a hillarious game
drfox17: @djalternative Also, our bananas are weird clones, as they don't have seeds
HesGotNoPants: did ben name all the humans?
accountmadeforants: I love that phrase, "Activate the humans"
mtvcdm: I declare all the humans to be named Dave.
Dog_of_Myth: Clone bananas are going extinct.
HesGotNoPants: @mtvcdm the females too?
mr_void_dragon: @mtvcdm excpept for that yellow one...he's named bob
RebekahWSD: Poor caged monkey!
djalternative: @drfox17 most fruit are clones. It's the only reason we have named varieties and consistancy
mtvcdm: Everybody is Dave.
Electrodyne: daaaaaisyyyyyy daaaaaisyyyyyy
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @mr_void_dragon I'm want?
Pal_Friendpatine: “I’m sorry @mtvcdm . I can’t do that”
Pal_Friendpatine: MrDestructoid
Dog_of_Myth: Except for Jeffery. He knows what he did.
seth_erickson: can I be G.T. Dave
gamercat88: human name suggestions 1= ban, 2=ana, 3=n
drfox17: @djalternative Also True!
gamercat88: *3=na
drfox17: Ganger fluid?
ninja_theory_ashrams: thinking about it, in Red Dwarf, is Lister's first name being Dave a reference to 2001?
Dog_of_Myth: Stupid humans don't know where they are or where they are going.
Pal_Friendpatine: Those robots are very... lean-y
TStodden: The humans are like my father... They have an elementary level compute literacy.
mr_void_dragon: @ninja_theory_ashrams no...red dwarf was out LONG before then
drfox17: wait, can only humans load clone fluid?
Going_Medium: Guess: Flip it over?
ninja_theory_ashrams: @mr_void_dragon and set long after then
Dog_of_Myth: Don't flip the monkey.
djalternative: why is it always AFK where I forget so often that I'm supposed to be watching a game and not just chatting about things like fruit clones
Papperslappen: !advice
LRRbot: You must convert taxmen back into entertainers.
TStodden: The "Dave" typically throws out the 2001: Space Oddessey first... Red Dwarf is second.
Pal_Friendpatine: Is ‘flip the monkey’ a dance move?
mr_void_dragon: welcome to monkey flip: the game
HesGotNoPants: flip the monkey sounds like a sex thing
DarkMorford: RIP the 🐵
mr_void_dragon: nuuu....not the Banana the monkey...he was only 2 days to retirement
Sektor88: beep boop MrDestructoid
djalternative: spank the monkey? how has no one said that yet?
Electrodyne: Hallo I am Dieter und welcome to Sprockets
mr_void_dragon: that poor monkey
mr_void_dragon: all he wanted to do is contemplate banana's
gamercat88: shove the banana
Laserbeaks_Fury: shoving is how you screw up peoples programming :P
blackwlf: I am the shover robot. I push around the blind people.
Dog_of_Myth: Shove fight!
mr_void_dragon: monkey flip the game has evolved to monkey shove the game
djalternative: Late Night Shove Fight!
ninja_theory_ashrams: haha doodoo
coriolis_storm: Who is number 6? LUL
Sektor88: Wow, that dank somethingawful meme
CamelAttack: I am the one who shoves!
blackwlf: So glad Paul got that reference. :D
MrGibberish: Shover. Bender's more polite cousin.
blackwlf: Pretty sure Shover is just Bender with a fake moustache.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dont you have to pick up off the top of the stack?
Pal_Friendpatine: Agreed @blackwlf . Makes sense
Kumakaori: oooh, This is the robots on a space station , but hijinx is the more common operation XD?
ninja_theory_ashrams: damn the man
ritchards: human doesn't get a say in this?
blackwlf: If we go through this stream without SOMEONE quoting Hal, I'm quitting.
HesGotNoPants: they sound like the humans in walley
hoktauri: @blackwlf already been done repeatedly
Pal_Friendpatine: I already did @blackwlf
blackwlf: Oh good. I was making supper, must've missed it.
djalternative: do you have to flirt with the human before you pick them up or are you just smooth enough to pick them up without foreplay?
ralphmaccookin: Left port. Left port.
Dog_of_Myth: So Ian's robot is Lucy Lu?
blackwlf: Step one to picking up women, abuse their pathing?
Pal_Friendpatine: “I’m just that good @djalternative .” MrDestructoid
ralphmaccookin: Fine with me. We should have left port hours ago
ritchards: I mean... meteors don't seem to be that much of a threat?
Electrodyne: the humans are vegan, they done like the shop to be meatier
Electrodyne: don't
RebekahWSD: The humans seem very silly
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Electrodyne: nice
Dog_of_Myth: NICE!
blackwlf: No ammo for the torpedos? Better get in there myself!
Pteraspidomorphi: These humans were programmed by unpaid interns
blackwlf: If you can fire them out of missile tubes then I think they ARE unpaid interns.
djalternative: No. They're red shirts and have very good life insurance
Laserbeaks_Fury: So this is pretty much the Axiom: Lazy Humans and robots that do everything
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Shamthewow: Ah yes, my favorite thing to do as a human; nothing.
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blackwlf: I read Red Shirts recently. Good book.
blackwlf: Sounds about right.
djalternative: Who?
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InsaneMuadib: oh.... I'm at twelve months. thanks guys for all the content and I'll see some of you at MF Seattle.
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Dog_of_Myth: I'm just a monkey in a cage....
blackwlf: Despite all your rage?
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Pal_Friendpatine: So you can pick up items from a room you are not in?
control_rig: So is this Monkey FTL?
drfox17: banana in the tailpipe?
control_rig: If so: use the airlocks
djalternative: sounds like you're in an asteroid field
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is the ship "modular" in that theres different cards that make them do different things?
RebekahWSD: Banana in the engine...
CantWearHats: "when I said we had to split this isn't what I had in mind..."
Dog_of_Myth: It's appealing now Paul....duh
Laserbeaks_Fury: Damn, pulling out the Beverly Hills Cop reference
TStodden: Banana in the Engine... at least their exhaust will smell good... if you could smell in space.
KriegerSan: Doesnt Space vaguely smell of something
ritchards: doesn't monkey move?
Karfsma778: Suffocation
rockyboy78: Monkey
DaMullet14: Yes! Yes! The Monkey is out!
Papperslappen: What is the monkeys name?
KriegerSan: Kevin
blackwlf: Gunter.
Dog_of_Myth: Ian the bands name is Bananen im Weltall
Pal_Friendpatine: Space has particles in it so I guess space smells like something. If one could get the particles into their olfactory sense before suffocating
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gizmofreak1: Hey guys. Love supporting you all. Keep doing what you do to make me laugh
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StageMgrRob: Bubles
Electrodyne: Ham
Dog_of_Myth: Legally Distinct Winston.
HesGotNoPants: place jocko into the garbage disposal
djalternative: what was the super monkey's name from dexter?
KriegerSan: We have no fuel ... lets clone more
KriegerSan: Wait a minute
HesGotNoPants: fuel is people
Dog_of_Myth: Mojo Jojo.
Nigouki: burning humans is better than fossil fuels at least
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 44:42.
lunarecliptica: there's still fuel under the bananas, isn't there?
djalternative: Wrong monkey. I'm thinking of the one with the black cosmic suit with the M on the head. He fought in space and stuff
mtvcdm: Monkey.
mtvcdm: His name was monkey.
HesGotNoPants: kill monkey turn dead body into fuel
Pal_Friendpatine: I would suspect items would replenish some way
djalternative: right. his name was monkey but the cartoon was called Dial M for Monkey
ritchards: stacks other way Ian
HesGotNoPants: ian's "let's get fucked up" mug
DiscordianTokkan: Ah dinger! I forgot that since Now Kiss happened I wouldn't get notified of AFK
djalternative: are your chips ruffles, lays, or tostitos?
DiscordianTokkan: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 48:37.
SquareDotCube: Flip it to Grip it!
KriegerSan: Ian's "it's technically one drink" mug
Sarah_Serinde: sergeOffByOne
SquirrelEarl: sergeOffByOne
djalternative: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:42:30. lrrSPOT
HesGotNoPants: @kriegersan I like yours more
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Hug the tentacles.
djalternative: that reminds me of the "yard stick" which is a margarita served in in a glass that is a yard long
ritchards: do they load the monkey?
blackwlf: Yes.
HesGotNoPants: not bepis
djalternative: shock the monkey?
Aarek: Load the monkey!
Stoffern: were gonna get more monkeys
seth_erickson: What a movie
DiscordianTokkan: Loss
LeeshaJoy: Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today...
MTGColorPie: I am a banana!
Thatwasademo: Contemplates loss.jpeg?
BloodForTheCorelab: LeeshaJoy beat me to it XD
blackwlf: I don't believe you. Bananas can't read.
Aarek: Monkey: Is this loss?"
ninja_theory_ashrams: interesting, Final Space is moving to Adult Swim, then back to TBS
mtvcdm: When the monkey contemplates loss, LRRBot, what is it thinking?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4079: "'I tried to save you!' 'I know. That's why I died.'" —Beej and Cameron [2017-03-01]
Electrodyne: loss
orionsrise1: wow LRRbot
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TStodden: lrrAWW katesLewd katesRip
DiscordianTokkan: I just remembered Dix's reaction to that new magic card: https://twitter.com/dixonij/status/1133598052042907648
Pteraspidomorphi: uhh
ritchards: a planet where apes evolved into scientists???
blackwlf: Scientist, engineer, or soldier.
DiscordianTokkan: (There is Loss in a Magic card now.)
orionsrise1: I'll have to catch you guys on the vod, good luck!
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chaostreader: Well my phone didn’t send a notification. I missed some stuff.
chaostreader: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 54:26.
Mysticman89: are there any points or do the name labels just let us know who is playing?
Thatwasademo: I suppose you could display the number of completed Directives
Thatwasademo: but mostly it's to let you know who is what color
TStodden: Space? SPACE!
Mysticman89: ah ok, I didnn't notice the colours matched up with the tokens
ritchards: space doesn't kill you, state based actions do
HesGotNoPants: cam is evil?
A_Dub888: !findquote space
LRRbot: Quote #825: "I wanna ride the space bullet!" —Alex [2015-10-09]
djalternative: the names at the bottom are to help identify which player corresponds to which figure
TStodden: Um... open doors to space... that's a BAD THING, right?
blackwlf: Depends on what your goal is.
mtvcdm: Not for us. We're robots.
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaha
djalternative: we open doors to space for some fresh air
Dog_of_Myth: Yes, Cam is evil
chaostreader: @tstodden It can be. As long as you don’t cause a terrible vacuum you won’t cause to many problems.
TStodden: What "Fresh" "Air" is there in space?
djalternative: all of it
chaostreader: In real life.
blackwlf: Cam isn't evil. He's morally questionable.
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RebekahWSD: ohno
Dog_of_Myth: "Yes" "Oops"
BloodnBullets: afternoon folks, I hear lots of people are dead.
BloodnBullets: is this cooperative or competitive?
blackwlf: The difficulty of the objective.
Siuki: isnt someone carrying a person?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes
Aarek: is Cam's directive "kill all humans"
djalternative: cooperitition
Electrodyne: I think it's two humans one monkey
HesGotNoPants: @bloodnbullets they have secret objectives. that can class or work together
RatherWT: More like LOL-less
Alephred: Ian's mug is enormous.
ayirbudd: whats up everybody
RatherWT: Is this Board FTL?
TStodden: Ben has "Dave"
HesGotNoPants: Dave also died in ben's arms
Stoffern: Cam put suits on the engineers, so I asume his directive is "make sure the engineers are the only ones left"
DiscordianTokkan: Robots should only be moist under very extenuating circumstances.
corvusmoneduloides: pride1000
ninja_theory_ashrams: you can shove a robot into a room with a robot
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was great
coriolis_storm: LOL Paul!
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Pal_Friendpatine: What’s the win con for this game?
StarWarsTHX1138: Most directives completed
chaostreader: Chilled monkey brains.
DaMullet14: you have three weird jobs to complete, Pal_Friendpatine
Nigouki: does the cloned monkey have an existential crisis instead of contemplating loss?
Crowbar_Is_Ready: win cons are hidden objectives for each person
DaMullet14: first player to get all three done wins
Dog_of_Myth: Monkey contemplates existence.
ArcOfTheConclave: @Pal_Friendpatine each robot has hidden goals
SydPreviouslyHeadache: isn't there a card with cascade and retrace?
Pal_Friendpatine: So when three are completed the game ends? I guess I should have asked, what’s the end con for the game? What triggers the end of the game?
blackwlf: " The shoving player must choose a room that they did not just move from and that does not contain another robot, if such a choice is possible. Otherwise they may choose any adjacent room. "
DaMullet14: SydPreviouslyHeadache there is now
StarWarsTHX1138: 4 rounds
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ahh ok that is what i was thinking of
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thank you
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Throes of Chaos
djalternative: I personally enjoy string of disappearances
Pal_Friendpatine: I really want to see someone write a graphic novel based on this game. Could be hilarious
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Bone-us
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i did not think that combo through
TStodden: lrrIAN : Reanimate this...
Kramburger: Shouldn't it be the PACard Manure?
Kramburger: *manuver?
TStodden: is it just me, or should they manuever this ship OUT of this meteor field?
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's Klingons on the starboard bow
StarWarsTHX1138: how many rounds is this?
Pal_Friendpatine: Nice name @starwarsthx1138
StageMgrRob: What is the lose condition?
lucha_libro: invader zim! XD
StarWarsTHX1138: Thanks @Pal_Friendpatine
Drasvin: More fire is good
mtvcdm: As soon as someone completes all their objectives they win.
ninja_theory_ashrams: good? bad? I am the one with completed objectives
djalternative: new invader zim soon
Going_Medium: My BEEES!
BloodnBullets: "I was the turkey all along!"
tehcrashxor: which show?
PapertheUnicorn: what cartoon?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: invader zim
tehcrashxor: ah
ninja_theory_ashrams: Invader Zim movie recently bought by Netflix
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah that was a weird show
Going_Medium: Tell me a story about a giant piggy.
Pal_Friendpatine: I got to meet Zim’s voice actor. He’s an interesting dude
BloodnBullets: this
Juliamon: I was the chubby lady hiding in the bushes!
djalternative: invader zim freaked me the f out as a kid
GDwarf: I never quite clicked with the bit of Zim I saw, though I do remember the room with the moose.
Juliamon: I only got into Zim because I was a Rikki Simons fan already
Pal_Friendpatine: If clicked much better with Angry Beavers instead of Zim.
Pal_Friendpatine: I*
coriolis_storm: I just noticed the new face emotes! lrrBEN lrrCAMERON But why isn't there one for Paul? lrrAWW
DiscordianTokkan: The Room with the Moose aired the same frigging WEEK I was assigned to read A Room with a View in highschool. The justaposition was amazing.
Kramburger: The fact that it go almost co-opted by young people trying to be 'random' is kinda sad
Juliamon: coriolis_storm lrrPAUL is there
DiscordianTokkan: *juxtaposition
ninja_theory_ashrams: I think it was the water balloon fight episode that sold me on Invader Zim
coriolis_storm: @Juliamon Ah, yes! Thanks! lrrAWESOME
lucha_libro: I got to meet Mr Jhonen Vasquez at a con, He was put out I couldn't pronounce his name correctly. then I told him my mess of a name. he couldn't pronounce it. He seemed pleased.
StarWarsTHX1138: door open human dead
Stoffern: So does Ians human die now? since Ian took his suit?
StarWarsTHX1138: no still has the suit
TStodden: Um... Open SPACE DOOR?
Pal_Friendpatine: The stacks are the only confusing part of this game for me
Dix: wow what a cut
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah that took me a second
kalateth: Cameron " I'm a good robot" is directly responsible for all the dead
Pal_Friendpatine: @tstodden the human is wearing a spacesuit
coriolis_storm: Have they ever played "Space Alert!" on AFK?
Morrigan9: whatever lets you recharge well at night cam
DaMullet14: kalateth he's very good at killing
HesGotNoPants: @pal_friendpatine try magic you learn stacks fast there. had a 45 minute stack once
TStodden: Ah... IC.
BlindProphet32: If the humans weren't supposed to be dead they would have been wearing space suits
kalateth: @DaMullet14 so it seems
BloodnBullets: @coriolis_storm not that I know of, that could be great though
BloodnBullets: its somewhat complicated to get started though
DaMullet14: "There were no fatalities, unless you count raccoons, which for tax purposes we must, so... there were four fatalities"
Pal_Friendpatine: I’ve already played it @hesgotnopants . It’s more that if something gets burried under other things in this game you can’t, at a quick glance, see all of what is in the room. Or what the human is holding. Plus I’m not playing the game so that could make a difference.
Pal_Friendpatine: @damullet14 riffLUL
BloodnBullets: uh... UH....
Laserbeaks_Fury: Will the Human activate the launch tube with themselves in it?
kalateth: looks like Ben is gonna be #2 on the kill train
DaMullet14: Laserbeaks_Fury If they're not on the Floor they go to the Floor, so no
DarkMorford: O_O
niccus: oh, live fire
SydPreviouslyHeadache: pffft
RebekahWSD: Oh. Oh my
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's great
jschunx: "tHEY
Drasvin: Humans are ammo, right?
Raurrrrr: lrrCOW
jschunx: *"They're firing officers!"
Dog_of_Myth: Stop stealing the Goblins bit!!
SquirrelEarl: benginTraitor lrrCOW
blackwlf: The person is destroyed.
coriolis_storm: @BloodnBullets I think that is very doable. They had a cool setup for XCOM, and could replicate it for Space Alert!
djalternative: "... until the killbots reached their limits."
BloodnBullets: @coriolis_storm not board setup, learning setup, there is a lot of rules and different buttons to learn.
Aarek: I've seen this star trek episode
Laserbeaks_Fury: "I said 'Fire at will', not 'Fire Will at them'!"
ninja_theory_ashrams: time loop encounter
StarWarsTHX1138: you said that at the begining
TStodden: Let's do the Time Warp Again!
BloodnBullets: @coriolis_storm the damaging enemies mechanics for example.
coriolis_storm: @BloodnBullets Ah, OK. Perhaps
BloodnBullets: I could be wrong, I love that game and would love to see them play it
coriolis_storm: LOL
jschunx: Never underestimate the stupidity of humans
djalternative: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: humans can activate this, right?
Fruan: At random?
Dog_of_Myth: Well, they are meat Popsicles
Dread_Pirate_Westley: "Indeed they'll never activate the trash burner (or nanolathe)" from a BGG thread
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh ok
jschunx: Depends on how creative you are with the machine, I suppose
Kramburger: Technically, I'm a machine that is designed to make one specific corpse over a long period of time
Drasvin: "This machine doesn't do anything I want it to."
djalternative: does a philosopher stone from FMA count as a living thing for the purposes of the nanolathe
Alness49: But can it make banana?
jschunx: That's what all the people say, anyway
Laserbeaks_Fury: can you make bananas? do they count as "alive"
DaMullet14: Kramburger that's just laziness
DaMullet14: Kramburger I bet you could make loads of corpses
blackwlf: These are synthetic bananas.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Then it's a 'Nana Lathe
DiscordianTokkan: Plucked bananas are dead? I think?
Drasvin: The nanolathe can make dead bananas
Stoffern: So have the engines or torpedo tubes been activated when they shouldnt? Since humans ONLY activates it when its beneficial?
Kramburger: @DaMullet14 Thanks for believing in me, I'm gonna do my best!
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HesGotNoPants: @discordiantokkan what's ripening?
coriolis_storm: @Laserbeaks_Fury Boooh! lrrAWESOME
DiscordianTokkan: @HesGotNoPants Convoluted decomp
TStodden: 75% of the ship is a vacuum now...
Fruan: Beep boop, all doors must be open
blackwlf: Is Cam's directive to just fill the ship with vacuum?
blackwlf: Oh dear. Space zombies.
BloodnBullets: open the door, missile on the on the floor, lets go kill some dinosaurs?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: O _ O oh
djalternative: these headphones are really good for hearing what is going on in other rooms of the moonbase
Dog_of_Myth: Zombies in Spaaaaaaace!
Alephred: Is Ben's mic peaking?
chaostreader: Maybe to connect the outside doors with open doors.
jschunx: Yay! You get to kill them all again!
blackwlf: Corpse in the nanolathe is safe, yay.
kalateth: well they won't be any dumber now
HesGotNoPants: dumb human , zombie same thing
blackwlf: Waiting for Cam to just start picking humans up and walking them into space.
BloodnBullets: ian has to push?
kalateth: I think his objective is to open all the doors at the same time
Karfsma778: Shove
TStodden: Heat the outside? It's infinite & at an average temperature of 3 K
Siuki: shove
blackwlf: Um, Didn't Ian have to shove Ben there?
jschunx: So Cam is the shover robot, he pushes around the blind people.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm wondering if Cams objective is to open all the doors and Ians is to close them
jschunx: Who is the pusher robot, who shoves people down the stairs?
KriegerSan: !advice
LRRbot: Press UP for Laser.
Siuki: well they messed up a bit there but w/e
KriegerSan: !badadvice
LRRbot: Split the party.
blackwlf: Meh, first game.
blackwlf: Mmm, wallchicken.
DarkMorford: Ooh, lathe pie
BloodForTheCorelab: Siuki it was a house rule :P
Papperslappen: I'm pretty sure you are supposed to draw another event as well if you draw an anomaly
TStodden: We have 1 Human, 2 Zombeejs & a Cloned Monkey
RebekahWSD: And then the ship is filled with monkeys and bananas and nothing else!
Kramburger: The monkey would die happy
TStodden: Monkey will go into bananaless crisis...
Laserbeaks_Fury: ChimpstaGram
Fruan: Monkey Tinder. Make it happen, chat.
coriolis_storm: Now I'm humming Monkey Gone to Heaven by the Pixies
djalternative: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:53:44. lrrSPOT
blackwlf: Journal entry May 29, taught monkey how to use nanolathe. Journal entry May 30, all loose objects on ship have been mysteriously turned into bananas.
BloodnBullets: Journal entry May 31, some crew members have gone missing. Also the number of bananas continues to increase.
DaMullet14: y'all forgot the anomaly
chaostreader: To the right!! Action to the right!!
TStodden: The Anomaly is next.
LoadingReadyRun: "dating" videos for zoo animals is a thing that has been done a few times
BloodnBullets: anomaly was for the last action
DiscordianTokkan: Tactics!
Tripleyew: 'evening, all!
TStodden: Do zombie die in a vacuum?
chaostreader: Yes.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I dont think the game distinguishes between a live and undead person
djalternative: do all vacuums die in a zombie?
tehcrashxor: What's Ian drinking tonight?
Biffus1337: HeyGuys
Stoffern: Why doesnt he die?
HesGotNoPants: @the crash of a lot
blackwlf: @loadingreadyrun Didn't the human die before it could load that?
Siuki: shouldnt that first human have died from space?
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chaostreader: Don’t humans die at start of human phase?
blackwlf: So is the monkey?
Siuki: so is the monkey
BlindProphet32: monkey dead too
bainard656: monkey dead
HesGotNoPants: monkey
jschunx: so sad
Fruan: Bobo, Noooo!
Tripleyew: poor monkey... we hardly knew ya
Kramburger: Aw NO
SydPreviouslyHeadache: shock the monkey
Nigouki: WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE CORPSES
A_Dub888: !findquote monkey
LRRbot: Quote #2725: "My monkey can't remember its mother's eyes." —Cameron [2016-06-01]
Papperslappen: Dennis! lrrAWW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ha oh no lrrIAN
Tripleyew: You were too good for this terrible world, monkey...
djalternative: Dennis 7!!!!!
HorusFive: He died as he lived. Screaming into the void
HesGotNoPants: The Monkees last thought was oh no not again scientists believe that they could understand why the monkey thought this we might understand the universe more
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that should be a quote. "you've contemplated loss, now experience it"
Drasvin: !findquote dead
LRRbot: Quote #4752: "I've got a thing for the dead, I love the dead, often" —Jacob [2018-03-09]
A_Dub888: Den-nys
Dog_of_Myth: Deniiiiiis
chaostreader: Flip the tokens?
blackwlf: !quote 300
LRRbot: Quote #300: "You ain't shit, monkey! You ain't shit! Opposable thumbs, motherfucker! I understand that you also have opposable thumbs, but I feel I use mine better." —Cameron [2015-05-22]
chaostreader: Oh, my stream image froze.
Nigouki: i want context for those quotes
blackwlf: No context allowed.
blackwlf: This is a context-free zone.
lurkerspine: hmm
TStodden: If you check LRRbot's database, it might show what show it was from.
chaostreader: The video should be on the YouTube. It will be a pain to find though.
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote context
LRRbot: Quote #2521: "Whatever involves more insertion. Don't take that out of context." —Compeatly [2016-05-16]
Kramburger: This is starting to feel like that point in FTL when you know your run's over but you're still trying to salvage it
TStodden: !advice
LRRbot: Unleash the Goldblum.
chaostreader: There are also no monkeys to be near.
Dog_of_Myth: There is an ex-monkey.
HesGotNoPants: @chaostreader they are counting the dead one
Phosphatide: this is a big mood
djalternative: it didn't say the monkey had to be living
Kramburger: RIP Big Chad
Antiagone: And in the end ... nothing really maaaattered....
DiscordianTokkan: Bit in the end, there wasn't even an Bananaaaaaa
Nigouki: 2015-05-22 was System Shock 2 on Let's NOPE
Nigouki: there is definitely monkeys in there
blackwlf: God I hate the SS2 monkeys.
CaffeinatedLemur wanders in
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH
bainard656: Didn't Cam accomplish that? He had the two airlock rooms open and all the other rooms had humans at one point, I think
blackwlf: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:47:40.
DiscordianTokkan: This is like Paranoia (the rpg), only instead of Troubleshooters we have robots
Nigouki: JENGAAAAAAA
SydPreviouslyHeadache: options
djalternative: dixit?
Hadouken_lol_catz: jengaaaaaaa
Papperslappen: Dixit!
SquareDotCube: Charades with chat!
blackwlf: I'm sure there's magic decks around.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thnis game was cool
Dog_of_Myth: Twilight Imperium :D
djalternative: I'm just looking at the shelves
blackwlf: I don't have time to watch a weeklong stream, Dog.
mjihde: Dusk City Outlaws, that's totally a short game :P
Zhedor: @Dog_of_Myth Please no, I have plans in August, I'd like to make
TSSaloic_: Mono-R Mirrors?
Pal_Friendpatine: Cthulhu Dice
Rhynerd: What was that one really quick game other than Crokinole that was only played once?
mjihde: Also I want to see more Dusk City Outlaws
SquirrelEarl: Axis and Allies
RebekahWSD: Twilight Imperium is a theory of a board game that has no ending
blackwlf: Cards Against Humanity. :D
Rhynerd: CAH works too.
Pal_Friendpatine: Android Netrunner
iggySPLOSION: flick em up
djalternative: They should have a few micro games they can play like Coup
coriolis_storm: That's a great suggestion, @blackwlf !
djalternative: or love letter
Phosphatide: 156 card pick up
TacitusVigil: Mae govannen. How is tonight's boardgame going?
Dog_of_Myth: Planechase Commander. :P
Rhynerd: Just finished, they’re working on finding a new game now.
coriolis_storm: @TacitusVigil Just finished main game. Deciding what small game they can play next
Drasvin: @TacitusVigil Ben won
TacitusVigil: Aww, but Ben is the traitor!
Drasvin: He did shoot a human at an enemy ship
TehAmelie: in the meantime, doggos https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7NGy94WkAErDbt.jpg
Earthenone: ohh new game ill start up the stream then
djalternative: there were no traitors in this game. just robots following their programming
Earthenone: i missed the rules and such (and the first 1.5 hours) so i was going to wait for the vod
TacitusVigil: @djalternative I've read Asimov, I know how that ends up. lrrBEEJ
DarkMorford: 🍨 🍦 lrrDILLY
ayirbudd: yoo this is really random. but didnt someone in chat make that gun golf game that was on w+p?
djalternative: yes
ayirbudd: it was in dunkeys new video!
Juliamon: I don't know if they were in chat but it was made by a LRR fan yes
cakeflavo: hows everyone doin dotay
djalternative: Grumps also played it a couple months back
ayirbudd: wow i just think thats so cool how things spread
Mathonwy: Nice seeing LRR fans do well.
ayirbudd: internet is a cool place
DarkMorford: The internet was a mistake. :P
ayirbudd: that is also true lol
RebekahWSD: Without the internet, I wouldn't have a place for fanfics. Might...prove that point right
Mathonwy: I wouldnt be able to read all my mangas...
RebekahWSD: I wouldn't have made a ton of friends!
Dog_of_Myth: Ah internet, the cause of and solution to all of life's fetishes. lrrBEEJ
DarkMorford: Hm... On the one hand, the internet was a mistake. But on the other hand, the internet is for porn. This is quite a dilemma.
djalternative: You'd still be able to read all of your mangas if you had friends in low enough places
Mathonwy: I'm pretty sure there were fetishes before the internet. It was just a LOT harder to get your itch scratched.
djalternative: tell that to Germany
blackwlf: Sweet!
DarkMorford: Ooh!
Nigouki: oooohhhhhh boooooooooy
BloodnBullets: I had to go do work, how did game one end?
djalternative: Sweet!
ritchards: #BlameJames
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh!
tehcrashxor: Ian's mike is off?
A_Dub888: #blamejames
Earthenone: #blamejames
ritchards: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:01 PM
Mathonwy: I don't tell anything to Germany. They're always just like "Ich sprechen English nicht!"
Rhynerd: Yay!
Aarek: benginFingers
Earthenone: Rando chatrissian
Alness49: Oh yes!
TacitusVigil: We're Rando?
EscherichiaCole: Play with Chubby Bunny rules!
Dog_of_Myth: Excellent!!
TacitusVigil: Ok Chat, let's play this right...
Rhynerd: We’re Rando once again!
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kanimaras: Are they.. just trusting chat?
UpstageJMC: WE'RE RANDO!!!!
DarkMorford: 10
Mathonwy: What are Chubby Bunny Rules?
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NightBook1: Yest Cards!
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djalternative: 7 or 10 your choice
TheMoatman: you can mull to 6 though
dinoiscute: Start with 10 cards
DiscordianTokkan: Absurdism CAH bes CAH
wizardMu42: I'll get back to the VoD, since I'm watching the chain.
TacitusVigil: I've lost to Rando in CaH at least twice.
Rhynerd: 10.
EscherichiaCole: Mathonwy when you get a point you keep the card in your mouth
DiscordianTokkan: Rando Calrissian is surprisingly good
tehcrashxor: Chat is the best at this game.
Mathonwy: That would ruin the cards!!!
accountmadeforants: What madness did I just walk in on and become a part of again?
djalternative: You can start with 7 or 10 cards in hand. It's your choice.
Mysticman89: what does fre eparking do
Rhynerd: Cards Against Humanity.
Earthenone: 500$ on free parking
TacitusVigil: The great thing is that even if you forget CaH rules, it doesn't really matter? :D
Diabore: there are rules in monopoly????
Dog_of_Myth: Go directly to jail
Earthenone: this is past the watershed right?
TStodden: We're mostly PG-13
Dog_of_Myth: "Family Friendly"
Alness49: You have to play to your audience
Earthenone: ohh if beej and alex think its ok im sure it is fine
Drasvin: Family Friendly-ish
TacitusVigil: Make it so. Kappa
Mathonwy: Warp Speed!
mastershake29x: @Diabore the only rule is not to play
A_Dub888: Who told you about my dreams!?
djalternative: CAH updates relatively frequently because things don't always stay funny.
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
Dog_of_Myth: Make it so Number One
jschunx: I'm sorry!
UpstageJMC: Oh god sorry!
coriolis_storm: I hope this is how "Picard" starts :)
accountmadeforants: Not sorry
Hadouken_lol_catz: smart
TacitusVigil: Good advice
Earthenone: ya'll thirsty
Sektor88: Patrick stewart in bed next to you, you gonna be thirsty Kappa
djalternative: how about trebuchets
DiscordianTokkan: Pat Stu is a good egg and wants us to stay hydrated
Mathonwy: All manner of horrors!!!
TStodden wants to play a few rounds online now...
blackwlf: Cafe Trebuchet.
mercano82: Was chat Trebucket or All manner of horrors?
thanzo: Ballistas 4 life
ayirbudd: trebuchet is the superior siege weapon
HesGotNoPants: hydrated? is he gonna pee?
Earthenone: it was in the top 3!
Earthenone: :P
TacitusVigil: First card is on the bottom?
Drasvin: Siege the pillow fort
tehcrashxor: Chat's card was the best! We were robbed!
Dog_of_Myth: We weren't las
Dog_of_Myth: *last
Miss_Katherine: Trebuchets are hard to build, I remember this from my youth
Rhynerd: We got to be bridesmaid!
Dog_of_Myth: That's a victory point right?
TacitusVigil: Hello Mary Lou, goodbye heart?
TheMoatman: Goodbye darkness, hello my old friend
djalternative: Goodbye Molly! Hello Dolly!
jschunx: wholesome!
TSSaloic_: !wholesom
kanimaras: less wholesome
TheMoatman: That feels like a rando
A_Dub888: B E E F
HesGotNoPants: wow
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Shake hands with Beef
theambivalentagender: serial killer?
TSSaloic_: Nice one
DiscordianTokkan: Full HD!
Hadouken_lol_catz: B E E F
accountmadeforants: All of these are staggeringly good
Fruan: I'm just impressed Chat's got there, they ALL make sense
blackwlf: Ragged mouth-beef.
TheMoatman: WOW
TacitusVigil: Wow. We're good.
Fruan: Wow
TSSaloic_: Ian 2-0
TehAmelie: we're clever and wise
jschunx: that's a good one, nice subversion
djalternative: AMAZING
tehcrashxor: Chat's on point tonight.
ayirbudd: katesWa katesOw
Earthenone: real, ian
TSSaloic_: We good at this!
Dog_of_Myth: We're #2
Rhynerd: We’re funny tonight!
theambivalentagender: but your mom is so delightful
Earthenone: variety is the spice of chat
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:06:44.
kanimaras: but who is number one! I miss the prisoner
silvalunae: unabridged
Fruan: I don't think we got there this time, Chat.
Mathonwy: Yay!!!!
jschunx: chaaaaaaat!
Mysticman89: we are a winner
Fruan: I was wrong!
djalternative: WOOT!!!
DiscordianTokkan: Yea Chat!
Mathonwy: We nailed that one!
TacitusVigil: We're witty! :D
EscherichiaCole: WE DID IT!
TSSaloic_: VICTORY!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Never underestimate Chat
accountmadeforants: We win!
Rhynerd: We did it!
theneatestburrito: lrrGOAT there!
Dog_of_Myth: Nice!
Mathonwy: Dying alone
accountmadeforants: Retire champions!
EscherichiaCole: We're funny!
TSSaloic_: Cards Against Humanity; the Home Version of Match Game?
ShifuDaxiongmao: LOL
Rhynerd: If Ian scores this one and we get second place again...
kanimaras: I hope that's ours
silvalunae: is this a timeline?
Mathonwy: From a what cowboy?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh
mercano82: Chat has a dirty mind.]
thanzo: only country boys
ayirbudd: that probably is pretty dignifying
DiscordianTokkan: I love looking at Rando answers for the next cards, but HOLY MOLY
jschunx: ahahaha
Earthenone: give it to wow, please
theambivalentagender: country boys make do
Rhynerd: A what cowboy?
MadAran87: world what?
TheMoatman: lmao
Earthenone: so good
MadAran87: Nice.
Dog_of_Myth: All of these are good.
Rhynerd: the World of Warcraft.
Mathonwy: Ah, yes...
Hadouken_lol_catz: we did it
DarkMorford: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
jschunx: booyah!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: on fire!
ShifuDaxiongmao: ding ding ding, we're on a roll
Aarek: We did this!
Mathonwy: Wow. On FIRE.
tehcrashxor: Woo! lrrHORN
silvalunae: go us!
TacitusVigil: And now the game TRULY begins.
BloodnBullets: we're the best!
Karfsma778: the unintentional playing to the judge
TSSaloic_: WOW Literally
theneatestburrito: lrrHORN lrrHORN
itomeshi: I'm playing wow right now!
djalternative: We are amazing
TehAmelie: WE are on fire, clearly
StephenJM81: knew that would work!
Darleysam: we can't keep getting away with this
ShifuDaxiongmao: Chat is playing to the judges :D
Rhynerd: We’re tied with Ian!
Mathonwy: GoT
DiscordianTokkan: Chat is on FIRE, and surprisingly didn't have the tired cowboy blowjob!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrGOAT pjdWinners klaigePop
coriolis_storm: lrrWOW lrrWOW
ChillerMethod: Thanks for patronizing me for a card I didn't pick that wasn't the funniest ;)
BecauseGnomes: the world of warcraft
Rhynerd: If only there was an XCOM card.
StephenJM81: if we backstab them?
BloodForTheCorelab: clip that
mtvcdm: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
theambivalentagender: I forgot for a second Cam was reading from a card
kanimaras: hahaha
Wicker_Knight: probably too late Cam :P
TehAmelie: that's too real
Fruan: We have our clip of the day, I think!
accountmadeforants: The chat that betrays
Wicker_Knight: lrrSPOOP
Hadouken_lol_catz: WutFace
fefrid73: The bones of trees and the skins of beasts?
Sektor88: ian plz
Earthenone: the skins of trees!
DiscordianTokkan: The bones of trees and skins of beasts!
Mysticman89: ian cleaning up
silvalunae: wyrwood gaming
TacitusVigil: Of *course* it was Ian. lrrIAN
djalternative: So this week's Mine o Clock then?
RavingPenguin: The bones of trees and the skins of trees!
TheMoatman: Trees with human skin would also work there
iggySPLOSION: student loan debt
ayirbudd: wyrmwood gaming. we have trees that have skin
MadmanOreo: come on crippling debt
TSSaloic_: Wyrmwood Gaming, sponsor of AFK!
ShifuDaxiongmao: pick something for us, Ian :)
Mysticman89: Ive seen that one!
silvalunae: hawt
accountmadeforants: I would watch that video
Earthenone: ambition is a slow and incidious killer
Laserbeaks_Fury: I hope "The Bones of Trees and the Skins of Beasts" is a custom card LRR can get sometime
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT
tehcrashxor: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
jschunx: go chat! go chat!
silvalunae: jesus, /we're/ destroying it
Swamplor: All of those could be real
TehAmelie: aren't there blank cards for you to fill in yourself?
UpstageJMC: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
ShifuDaxiongmao: ok chat... we got this.. play another WOW card
theambivalentagender: parhelion II: more parhelion
accountmadeforants: Beyond blank
fefrid73: These double prompts never go well for Rando
Earthenone: nah a wow card would give it away, lets go for disjointed nonsense
Earthenone: to throw them
TacitusVigil: WOAH
DarkMorford: lrrWOW
Mathonwy: Ouch
Ferisar: wow
Fruan: I feel called out
Karfsma778: whoah fuck
Dog_of_Myth: LOL
theneatestburrito: lrrCOW
djalternative: ouch
BecauseGnomes: Real
DiscordianTokkan: HOLY MOLY
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
Drasvin: lrrWOW
TSSaloic_: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Wicker_Knight: -____-
Rhynerd: Wooow
Mathonwy: Ooooo...
coriolis_storm: LOL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrCAMERON
TacitusVigil: What were we?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Cam with the decency
Mathonwy: Which were we???
Dog_of_Myth: Good job Cam
TSSaloic_: lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON
silvalunae: we have been dethroned
djalternative: Cam is catching up to chat
kerbalized_: I think i missed a lot. CaH?
Rhynerd: Congrats, Cam!
theambivalentagender: me
fefrid73: Me, I live in the American south
MadAran87: Same.
Mathonwy: Me when jogging.
Nigouki: Basic human decency would have worked here
iggySPLOSION: vince mcmahon
TehAmelie: oh no
Mathonwy: Wow!!!!
niccus: wow
Earthenone: 2reel
TacitusVigil: Ooof.
Karfsma778: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
ShifuDaxiongmao: dark
Wicker_Knight: fair enough
chaostreader: @kerbalized_ They played a round of 404 but didn’t have time for a second.
Darleysam: oooooooooooooooh boy
ayirbudd: seabatYIKES
GDwarf: Wooooooooow
DiscordianTokkan: OH NO
silvalunae: woooooooow
DarkMorford: katesWa katesOw
jschunx: oh nooooooo
Dog_of_Myth: ooof
BecauseGnomes: Oh no!
Styxseus: YIKES.....
ZuNy77: holy
MiranFurze: geeeeees
mercano82: No, chat, no!
theambivalentagender: all the millenials in the chat just chant "me"
TSSaloic_: alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes
MadAran87: I wish Alex had been there for that one.
HesGotNoPants: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
BecauseGnomes: ZING
SydPreviouslyHeadache: starting out strong
DiscordianTokkan: Holy shit Chat
silvalunae: i mean where's the lie
Styxseus: DOUBLE YIKES xD
Swamplor: Family friendly stream!
kerbalized_: @chaostreader that explains a lot, ty!!
Rhynerd: This got dark.
Mysticman89: think of the children
NightBook1: wow
chaostreader: What kind of bear?
silvalunae: YOU WERE ROBBED BEN
Fruan: I always vote for ones that make me sad rather than make me laugh.
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Alness49: They're all not wrong!
kalateth: I'm in tears
Drasvin: An Umbrella childrens hospital
Blade_Tiger: Dammit Cam I was drinking!
jschunx: Ian's a bear!?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ian was the bear that was hot smelly and about to die?
TSSaloic_: lrrBEN alilyYikes
Mathonwy: on the floor.
Tiber727: You can't play CAH and be bothered by black comedy.
TacitusVigil: Wait...was Snoop Dog the Dogeman this entire time?!
chaostreader: in the floor
TheExactSame: is 'grammatically incorrect'
jschunx: haha
Mathonwy: Yep
Dog_of_Myth: haha
TehAmelie: i want to see a movie that's just about a guy fighting a bear and that's his final, super serious punchline: "what's hot smelly and about to die? A BEAR"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ian and Graham could appreciate that
kerbalized_: graham is that you?
Mathonwy: Too real
Dog_of_Myth: Well played Cam.
BecauseGnomes: benginDab
ShifuDaxiongmao: ok chat, we're still slightly ahead,let's get back on board!
jschunx: 100% serious time
Mathonwy: Improv
coriolis_storm: Yay, Cam! lrrCAMERON
niccus: early snoop album covers might beg to differ
Mathonwy: *hides*
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kerbalized_: lollolol
Laserbeaks_Fury: That sounds like a safety valve black card
Dix: O O O F
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I know that at least Ian and Graham apreciate good font usage, but i feel like there's more people at LRR who do as well
ayirbudd: benginFacepalm
Mathonwy: That's hilarious!
jschunx: I meaaaaaan
Earthenone: playing to the judge i see
Mathonwy: What was that?
Thatwasademo: shoutouts to last LRL, I guess?
ayirbudd: i disagree that sounds hilarious
TehAmelie: stop having so much fun Ben, we can't understand you
Sektor88: h o o p n u g g e t
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: HOOP. NUGGET.
kerbalized_: poopnugget ftw
SydPreviouslyHeadache: hoopnugget
djalternative: Hoop Nugget!!!!
Rhynerd: Listen, hoop nugget is serious business.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh I thought that was an intentional choice because of LRL :D
kerbalized_: oh I misheard that as poop nugget....
Dix: and asking the guys with beards
TSSaloic_: Alliance of American Hoop Nugget got all of it's equipment bought by Vince McMahon's XHL.
ayirbudd: too much hoop nugget probably
J_Rey15: lrrIAN lrrBEN lrrCAMERON
Tiber727: Can we bring poopnugget back for this question?
Mathonwy: I don't trust you, though, Ian...
tehcrashxor: Gib really makes the episode.
delta__vee: ^
Akaiatana: The balloon fight was a little latex to the party
TehAmelie: shout out to the worst user name i've ever seen (in a game of Starcraft): PoopMustache
TacitusVigil: Continuous. Enthusiastic. Inflation.
Aarek: Gib was 100% channeling strongbad in the best way
Nigouki: on next mailtime: 40gallon compressor
SydPreviouslyHeadache: LRL is always a high point of the month
jschunx: continuous, enthusiastic inflation
kerbalized_: just a nibble
GDwarf: Large air compressors make me nervous, lots of ways to injure yourself with 'em.
Earthenone: finely aged chowder
ShifuDaxiongmao: yay, congratz Ben!
azureHaights: Flavorsaver
Karfsma778: Last September's Chowder
kanimaras: we were robbed
Mathonwy: Why does Ian keep getting counting cards
ArcOfTheConclave: Thanks!
ZuNy77: in all honesty i would have picked that
kalateth: wait we're supposed to be polite?
tehcrashxor: robbed I tell you!
azureHaights: I've seen that ad!
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
Dix: Better than a Lexus Holiday To Remember
jschunx: much ado about nothing, I suppose
ShifuDaxiongmao: chat with the style answers
TSSaloic_: Audi would do that.
DarkMorford: !findquote politics
LRRbot: Quote #3878: "What's the polite way to tell a man in a low-cut dress that we can all see his areola?" —eatenbyagrue1988 [2017-01-20]
theambivalentagender: oh no
accountmadeforants: Chat is never lewd, how dare
silvalunae: numberwang!
TacitusVigil: I think that's how the BBC begins their broadcasts.
Mathonwy: Possum attack!
tehcrashxor: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
TSSaloic_: Politics!
ForOhForError: good job us
kerbalized_: shashasha!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT
mercano82: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Orrrrrrrdahhhhhh!
kalateth: LUL
Sektor88: I'd have gone raptord
silvalunae: i s2g that was an actual ad
Sektor88: *raptors
Rhynerd: Chat is politics.
Earthenone: !quote 4545
LRRbot: Quote #4545: "What happens on discord must go to #politics." —PhoenixMelior [2017-12-13]
kerbalized_: yup
Himyul: it was chat's one chance to get political
TSSaloic_: @mercano82 Points for the Bercow reference!
TacitusVigil: Keep in mind, that's the only time we can bring up- dang it Paul
TheMoatman: What about Paulitics?
Mathonwy: Can we keep chat out of politics?
silvalunae: chat might actually win this omg
tehcrashxor: Paulitics every day!
Banrael: cheer100
djalternative: I vote for more Paulitics
accountmadeforants: I suggest we keep chat out of chat
kerbalized_: Paul for Supreme Galactic Overlord 2020
ShifuDaxiongmao: if we count down to raptor attacks, does that mean we have to get on the floor and walk the dinosaur?
ArcOfTheConclave: that dang Paulitics
UpstageJMC: What do yall think about sleaving your CAH cards?
HesGotNoPants: I love paulitics!
Kramburger: Forget keeping Politics out of Chat, we need to worry about keeping Chat out of Politics
silvalunae: gdi
MadAran87: Pardon?
djalternative: please re read that last one
Earthenone: you wouldent vote for chat?
Earthenone: think of how much we could do
ShifuDaxiongmao: who's in the lead? Ian or chat?
TacitusVigil: The Shame Burger.
kalateth: ian
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I still say caht is on fire
kerbalized_: ian
HesGotNoPants: chat for president. I mean we already have a meme
TehAmelie: i think the most creative thing i've ever come up with is the card "Plants having sex so weird animals are born". hope they take up that submission
Mathonwy: Sudden poop explosion
ForOhForError: is there a ham card?
RavingPenguin: A little taste of penis would go perfectly here
Banrael: We were before our time. This would be the Incredible Gary
Akaiatana: @Kramburger you heard Paul, out!
Wicker_Knight: miserable awful
TSSaloic_: Impossible Burger is good.
TheMoatman: correct
kerbalized_: yuuuuuuuuuuup
Laserbeaks_Fury: Applebee
TacitusVigil: It's like Applebees, but for "young" people
RebekahWSD: My first date with my now husband was at a TGIFridays
accountmadeforants: The chatburger is vegan, I assure you
tehcrashxor: It's like AppleBees, but worse
silvalunae: it's meh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i've been to applebees
MadmanOreo: chilis or applebees
ForOhForError: cam nailed it
Sektor88: It's americana
TheMoatman: Impressively bland
ayirbudd: its like ruby tuesday or something
Juliamon: They're like a lousy Red Robin
Kramburger: @Akaiatana Fair enough
Chrury: Like Ruby Tuesday but later in the week.
TSSaloic_: It's Ok, like Chili's.
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's not offensive
azureHaights: TGI O'Chilibee's
Wicker_Knight: TGI Fridays is like if Dennys made cocktails
TheMoatman: Yep
HesGotNoPants: decent food, weird shit on the walls
kerbalized_: yes1
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes
tehlordofelves: TGI Fridays has massively gone downhill
Mathonwy: Hey Farva!
kerbalized_: YES
TheMoatman: Yes
TSSaloic_: There are Fudruckers in Canada?!
TacitusVigil: That was their competitor.
kerbalized_: sorry
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait, what was Super Trooper?
djalternative: It is in Office Space
ForOhForError: Chili's is p serviceable
Earthenone: sex sells
StephenJM81: haven't seen office space?!
HesGotNoPants: cam exactly @loadingreadyrun
Earthenone: callbacks!
Banrael: I've had a friend eat a Warchief burger before
Himyul: ewwwwww
jschunx: eugh
Banrael: It was huuuge.
thanzo: squidge
mercano82: Have you tasted the good word of the Power of the Lord Burger?
ForOhForError: wait that's just mayo
ShifuDaxiongmao: the Lord burger has loads of chili
Kramburger: noooooo
kerbalized_: It rubs the burger on its skin
TacitusVigil: That's why you thank God. For the Lord burger. Kappa
theambivalentagender: that's an image
A_Dub888: it's SO MOIST
Laserbeaks_Fury: TGIF, not Chickflay
Fruan: It puts the lotion in it's mouth
BecauseGnomes: Ian is a legend
TehAmelie: can God make a burger more tasty than Him?
silvalunae: new meaning to "beat your meat":
Styxseus: so squishy
Kramburger: it's 2 fish on a barley bun
TacitusVigil: The man you want to touch. But must not touch!
Banrael: Oh, it was the awesome power of the lord? I heard the awesome power of the horde.. Huh.
Sektor88: I imagine it wa sjust called the lord burger
Sektor88: and it was awesome and powerful
thanzo: exfoliate with mayo
Rhynerd: the Man with [Bees?]
ShifuDaxiongmao: wait.. mayo? what kind of burger heretics are you?
Akaiatana: Cameron needs to be gotten by Lotion Thief
kalateth: it puts the mayo on the burger or else it gets the chili peppers again
TacitusVigil: I mean, we have Mayoque and Kranch now, so...
Styxseus: Im sorry, what?
kerbalized_: You joke, but kraft came out with Kranch....
thanzo: have you heard of Kranch?
Mathonwy: Ugh!
MadAran87: what
silvalunae: WTF
Mathonwy: No.
Wicker_Knight: well I didn't need dinner.....
tehcrashxor: nom
ForOhForError: no
ghostvalv: oh ye
jschunx: vomit vomit vomit vomit
Sektor88: And that was the 3rd time Cameron died
TSSaloic_: Wat.
azureHaights: Ian, you take that back
Dix: and cue the DB7 Cam Mayo gif
Kramburger: Yes they did, and Yes it IS
Darleysam: The Onion also did that "meat-on-the-bottom mayocups" I think
Dog_of_Myth: Kranch Wrangler?
SpoonfullOfSugar: WHy would that exist?!?
kerbalized_: Ketchup + ranch = kranch
Mathonwy: Well, yeah...
azureHaights: Well, they scan!
Sarah_Serinde: (Don't actually cue the Cam Mayo gif pls)
ShifuDaxiongmao: Dix please no.. Cam is already feeling terrible about the Cadbury thought
azureHaights: Well, scan-ish
Kramburger: It's Literally mayo with chunks creme eggs and that's IT
kerbalized_: but worse
TSSaloic_: Goldfinger, Jeff Bezos?
Rhynerd: Who convinced them that was a good idea?
Karfsma778: Impressive
Wicker_Knight: okay...
Mathonwy: That would be... Weird.
jschunx: that just sounds awkward
TacitusVigil: He absolutely is into that.
ShifuDaxiongmao: not sure this game is healthy for Ben :D
Questhere: Q's gone too far this time
accountmadeforants: Wherever that originated from was a mistake? (Or not, you're not responsible for megacorps.)
Karfsma778: 007 is into EVERYTHING, Paul
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun Actual fact, 'Mayochup' means 'Shit Face' in one of the Cree languages, it was on CBC
TehAmelie: my name's Bond and i'm here to say, i'm rapping to the beat of this vajayjay
Himyul: chat so crude
Earthenone: left
A_Dub888: Ben "Easy Laugher" Ulmer
Mathonwy: An asshole!
azureHaights: Goddamnit, now I'm just remembering the dubstep Loudred from Detective Pikachu
iggySPLOSION: on fire
kalateth: in need of an enima
Rhynerd: What’s the score?
Kramburger: An Asshole?
jschunx: he's an easy laugher, he's got a hold on you, believe it
fefrid73: The Worst?
TheMoatman: The customer is always my son's dipshit friends
Sektor88: @azureHaights yesss.
theambivalentagender: talking shit
fefrid73: The Reason I Cry At Night?
TacitusVigil: Does Zardoz count? Kappa
Himyul: Sean Conery's raps are all stellar LUL
Mathonwy: He did a terrible movie called Zardos...
Dog_of_Myth: On SNL LUL
thanzo: he lived through the 80's and 90's he had to
Wicker_Knight: @accountmadeforants there comes a time in every megacorporation's existence where the senior executive team should look across the table at themselves and ask: "Why are we still here?"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: please, chat, i need to breath
ghostvalv: you're the man now dawg?
delta__vee: ^
TStodden: Sean Connery? Nope... Neil Connery? Likely....
EscherichiaCole: Tell that to Sir Mix-a-lot
Mashamino: I don't get it, but I like it
DarkMorford: benginRip benginRip
mercano82: A big what, Ben?
Wicker_Knight: that bad huh?
Banrael: And destroyed.
silvalunae: excuse me, what
ArcOfTheConclave: winner?
delta__vee: do you want to share with the rest of the class? :D
Tolarian_Scholar: You broke him
MadAran87: hello highlight reel?
Lord_Hosk: a winner
Armstrong11139: THERE it is. We've hit peak CAH
A_Dub888: Use your words Ben
jschunx: hmmmmm
TehAmelie: clip of the day?
tendrilsoftragedy: start again
Rhynerd: Big.
Himyul: Paul: Check the nitrous levels. They're dying!
HesGotNoPants: clip it
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Kramburger: As Brian David Gilbert would call it, an 'Educational rap' or a rap that an anti-drug PSA wouldn't sound out of lace in
TacitusVigil: Time to clip it.
Fruan: Goodnight, everybody!
Sektor88: engimaLUL
PapertheUnicorn: everyone is dead
azureHaights: SAY THE WORDS, BEN.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a big
SK__Ren: Clip it
ForOhForError: t-t-t-t-triple kill
Darleysam: hi higlights
Blasteg: Big the cat
Dix: r u ok
silvalunae: best
thanzo: omg, incredible
jschunx: AHAHAHA. perfection!
ShifuDaxiongmao: we need a sketch that's just Ian doing a 90s style rap
kalateth: and the word big broke them all
tendrilsoftragedy: oh wow.
Dog_of_Myth: NICE!
Badchop: Cam's laugh brings me life.
Mathonwy: Welp, we killed them
RavingPenguin: muhmuhmuhmuhmuhmultikill
Rhynerd: The customer is always big.
Kramburger: Chat Wins!
rrtycoon2: We win by default
fefrid73: Killionaire
SquareDotCube: "Have you you ever seen three men mentally break at the same time?"
jschunx: That customer is just BIIIIIIG
silvalunae: we all died
Kramburger: M-m-m-m-multikill!
DiscordianTokkan: Holy moly
Mathonwy: Yeah, they are...
Sektor88: [in vince mcmahon voice] He's so BIG
chaostreader: These are all things Beej knows.
Dog_of_Myth: Well played Ian!
silvalunae: thank you ian
fefrid73: The Customer's so Vascular
rrtycoon2: Oh wow, nice one
coriolis_storm: Nicely done Ian
Mathonwy: Oh no...
Sektor88: oh yeahhh
Mathonwy: Hehehe
Lord_Hosk: bi big big big big and I mean big pink
gualdhar: vulva pink.
Mathonwy: SKELETOR pink
Sektor88: NYEHHH
TehAmelie: wrinkle stick pink?
Rhynerd: That would also be a good one for tbe beatboxing vagina.
fefrid73: A Bigger, Blacker Dick Pink
Wicker_Knight: too real...
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
ghostvalv: big mood
Dix: oh no
djalternative: I would appreciate it if that big thing was enetered into the quote detabase
kerbalized_: wow
gawag_: heard they have good music there
Mathonwy: Wow
Lysander_Gustav: yeah that makes sense
Karfsma778: Well then
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
Mathonwy: So, lube pink?
Kramburger: HEY, this asshole prepares ITSELF for sex
HesGotNoPants: do it cam
silvalunae: i know whicj i'd pick-- yEP
coriolis_storm: Last one is too on the nose, IMO
Mathonwy: Damn you Ben!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: end the quote with "as Ian, Ben and Cam die" ?
Dog_of_Myth: Nice Ben
Mathonwy: Heh.
kalateth: arrested?
TacitusVigil: Should have saved the sex card for this one Ben. Kappa
Mathonwy: A new sex tape?
kerbalized_: big big
ShifuDaxiongmao: big would've been a good answer for this one :D
TehAmelie: "a sobering amount of chili cheese fries"
mercano82: And I'll get you five good men.
fefrid73: If anyone has pooping back and forth forever now is the time
Lord_Hosk: once again... big big big big and I mean big
ContingentCat: what did I just come into?
chaostreader: As Ben breaks, Ian dies and Cam is sad.
Akaiatana: Give me 48 hours and ten fine men and I'll make you big big big, and I mean big big
kalateth: I'll get you one man with a sore ass
coriolis_storm: @ContingentCat CAH
Mathonwy: Whoops
Earthenone: with the boys?
ContingentCat: @coriolis_storm ah thanks
Lysander_Gustav: Oh that's a Inquisition reference
Mathonwy: Wow
BecauseGnomes: Crack it open!
azureHaights: But are they back in town?
Karfsma778: Get me The Boys and some Time
accountmadeforants: Aw dang, without the boys?
Lysander_Gustav: Dragons Age Inquisition, the Iron Bull
silvalunae: the boy's are back in town
Earthenone: the 10 good men are the boys
ShifuDaxiongmao: we got this one chat!
Mathonwy: They should toss the cards that are hard to scan with.
chaostreader: This or That
DarkMorford: Magic card or death-metal band?
tendrilsoftragedy: someone please have both halfs of barack obama
TehAmelie: but it was ten years ago, the boys never got back to town
mercano82: "The Boys are Back in Town" was such a good track pick for where they used in in Saints Row 4.
azureHaights: If a man and a half can get a cold one and a half in a day and a half...
MadAran87: Woof.
Mathonwy: Hrm.
ShifuDaxiongmao: the last one sounds rural
jschunx: I'm guessing if the fart doesn't come out quietly, you then have to assemble the furniture
mercano82: America has some weird game show tastes.
djalternative: which one is ours?
DiscordianTokkan makes a squeaking wood noise
Lysander_Gustav: ;)
tendrilsoftragedy: Ben likes himself ;)
PapertheUnicorn: ben likes cute boys, therefore ben likes himself
Mathonwy: We wasted denying climate change.
Kramburger: Ben likes cute bois *Twink*
Akaiatana: Hey Ben you can summon cute boys with morse code
Rhynerd: So, if you can’t fart quietly enough, you have to assemble ikea furniture?
Akaiatana: MORE DOTS
kalateth: putting her husband in the hospital with 2 black eyes for not having dinner ready when she gets home
accountmadeforants: I hope it's eating ass. But I'm open to more hopeful results.
ShifuDaxiongmao: Rhynerd farting silently is part of the whole IKEA-experience
PapertheUnicorn: high five @tendrilsoftragedy
Mathonwy: Hah!
Mathonwy: Oh damn!
Badchop: that's 100% Ian's
Juliamon: OUCH
silvalunae: ooof
ShifuDaxiongmao: ooof
ghostvalv: yikes
Raurrrrr: katesRip
HesGotNoPants: come on more Ian sings
TehAmelie: no, that's only NIcholas Cage's fault
PapertheUnicorn: whuf
djalternative: you SHOULD have to appologize for 30 sons named chad
Badchop: lol
Earthenone: many chads, left side, handle it
TacitusVigil: We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Dog_of_Myth: Chads always win.
Kramburger: Hey, Nicholas Cage was birthed by a WOMAN
MadmanOreo: come on white privelege
mercano82: This is where you play "Cultural Appropriation"
tendrilsoftragedy: the matrix?
nicolebarbaraann: what happened to the other game?
Electrodyne: Beej. Experience Beej.
Rhynerd: The mere concept of applebees?
rrtycoon2: dang, Cage would’ve been perfect hete
rrtycoon2: Here
ArcOfTheConclave: "A big black d*ck"
JonnyH: '60s public information film of ''The Matrix"
Rhynerd: @nicolebarbaraann finished and didn’t see enough time for a second run.
Mashamino: enigmaBald
jschunx: we've prepared these handy pamphlets
Mashamino: errr enigmaBible
TheMoatman: NO
Sektor88: @Mashamino enigmaFace
ArcOfTheConclave: \[T]/
Badchop: jormungandr!
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
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thymato: yay Funny boys
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Lysander_Gustav: yeah okay
DarkMorford: Ben's cleaning up now
Mathonwy: Two religious cards.
Sektor88: enigmaBible
BecauseGnomes: benginDab
kalateth: and chat went lude
Dog_of_Myth: Ben is on a roll.
Sektor88: enigmaBible enigmaBible enigmaBible
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahaha
randomino5: Have you let Jormungundr into your heart?
SalsaDraugur: that o is actually ö and it's pronounced like when you're next in line at a fast food place and you can't decide what you want
iggySPLOSION: morpheus secret jehovah's witness confirmed
Mahaffeyg: Snu Snu
djalternative: death by snu snu
TacitusVigil: Death by Nicholas Cage
Banrael: He deered to kill a king's dare!
silvalunae: snu snu
Mashamino: enigmaBible
Lord_Hosk: big big big big big and I mean big
Kramburger: This would be a good one for Nicholas Cage
TehAmelie: something beginning to believe something
TheMoatman: they dont actually dress any differently, though
randomino5: BibleThump
Sektor88: @Mashamino enigmaBible enigmaApprove
chaostreader: Death by Big, Big
Kramburger: Hey, chat. NOT cool
Earthenone: is that a jojo?
Lysander_Gustav: wut?
kalateth: now I kinda want to know what our last card was
BrindleBoar: Sign me up!
blackwlf: Eaten by tigers, yay!
TehAmelie: i don't wanna go to the zoo. . .
Lysander_Gustav: don't do that
fefrid73: Dude, extreme
silvalunae: ouchie
thanzo: I hunted in the King's forest and I get to go to the Zoo!?!
chaostreader: Can you show us the card or was it really bad?
ayirbudd: whats actually in a lava lamp?
Kramburger: Death by having a wonderful time at the zoo would be Ben's Supervillan MO
Tiber727: @kalateth Same. It's a game, no point takingit seriously.
ArcOfTheConclave: @ayirbudd moastly wax
Laserbeaks_Fury: If Ian and Ben balked at it, I'm going to assume it was really bad
ayirbudd: ohhhh that makes so much sense
ArcOfTheConclave: and oil
fefrid73: a big big big, and I mean big big
BrindleBoar: GOTTEM
theambivalentagender: wasn't there a story about a lady who drank a lava lamp?
kerbalized_: gottem!
tendrilsoftragedy: James Turners ass
theambivalentagender: because she was out of it and thought it was alcohol
ContingentCat: AsexualPride
Kramburger: "Picture something big, and then picture something big for THAT"
thanzo: is it art? .... no
Sektor88: RaccAttack
tehcrashxor: Shuffle cat!
Banrael: There's a theme here.
Kramburger: HEY
Mathonwy: Little booty!
Styxseus: xD
silvalunae: I'M DEAD
Banrael: I'm not sure what it is with the raccoon though
Dog_of_Myth: LOL
Sektor88: enigmaButt ?
blackwlf: Wow. RUDE.
Lysander_Gustav: such a thin booty
Lysander_Gustav: sticc
ayirbudd: benginButt benginButt benginButt
thanzo: lil' boody
Kramburger: benginButt benginButt benginButt
kerbalized_: benginButt benginButt benginButt
ZedBoson: deadacBooty
Rhynerd: What was the first one again?
HesGotNoPants: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
ShifuDaxiongmao: the booty that made the cup run over
Dog_of_Myth: Booty always wins
HesGotNoPants: benginLove benginButt
Lord_Hosk: is it even secret?
Karfsma778: Graham Stark
EscherichiaCole: NO POLITICS IN CHAT!
BecauseGnomes: That booty in them underpants
tendrilsoftragedy: Donald Trump
Mathonwy: It's not a secret...
Wicker_Knight: the world loves their booties
jschunx: Twitch likes butts, you know?
Mashamino: enigmaButt
Questhere: nikaButt
iggySPLOSION: benjam40WheelerKappa
Lord_Hosk: Thats Canadas Ass
theambivalentagender: the United states
Mashamino: I've seen at least one heart that is also a butt
Kramburger: benginLove benginHeart benginButt
BlackBlade_: lrrHEART
thanzo: the proverbial rock
Dix: T O O
accountmadeforants: Remember chat, *secretly*
Dix: R E A L
Sektor88: uhhh
Fruan: YEP
MrQBear: OH.
Mathonwy: Whoops
TehAmelie: :E
Wicker_Knight: tooreal
jschunx: ooooooof
EscherichiaCole: oohhhhh
RavingPenguin: OOF
Dog_of_Myth: Too real
Badchop: Super on the nose :D
Mashamino: ohhhhhh
MadAran87: Niiiiiiiice
JonnyH: Oof, too close to home...
ghostvalv: yikes
TheMoatman: Rando?
mercano82: That one's a little close to home.
ContingentCat: whoops too real
Akaiatana: seabatYIKES jamieGamer
Earthenone: 2 real ones
Badchop: Also super on the nose!
TacitusVigil: oooof
jschunx: hahaha
Sektor88: UHHH
Lord_Hosk: are those secret?
DarkMorford: Yowza
thanzo: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
Questhere: hah hah haaaaaaaaah....
Mashamino: I don't like this game anymore
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
ShifuDaxiongmao: game is on POINT today
ghostvalv: huh
coriolis_storm: Too real
Mathonwy: Both of those are a bit too on the nose.
ayirbudd: too meta lol
tehcrashxor: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
TacitusVigil: That's the only one that's a secret.
djalternative: those aren't secret
ArcOfTheConclave: WHAT!
Sektor88: NotLikeThis
Lysander_Gustav: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
jschunx: Chat's not depressing!
Kramburger: Chat hasn't lost hope yet
ShifuDaxiongmao: chat is not real!
Badchop: Perfect delivery, Ben :D
Mathonwy: Voter suppression
Mathonwy: Yep!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Big would work here
Mathonwy: Thanks Paul!
Lord_Hosk: big big big big big and I mean big in a tub
TehAmelie: disinformation in the tub
azureHaights: The horner, the lauder, the engineer maker!
Blasteg: I don’t think surpression is from Russia per se
tendrilsoftragedy: 3 men lrrBEN lrrIAN lrrCAMERON
Mashamino: enigmaLUL
Mathonwy: The big one cums in the tub?
Cooper640: LUL
silvalunae: I mean /big/
Tiber727: For me, I always want to use the card I drew after playing a card.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrBEN
Lord_Hosk: Corn or Korn
ShifuDaxiongmao: Moonshine!!!
Banrael: That doesn't seem like you'd want that in the tub
Kramburger: Corn or Korn?
Earthenone: Khorne? Korn or Corn
thanzo: mmmm, soapy corn
TehAmelie: just the concept of corn
Rhynerd: Corn.
Mathonwy: Mmmm.
ContingentCat: ouch
erloas: caution creamed corn
Rhynerd: Just a single husk of corn.
Lysander_Gustav: Money Bath!
ContingentCat: Of course Ian's Corn
Rhynerd: Nothing else.
Earthenone: corn
jschunx: Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
kalateth: throwing up
Wicker_Knight: most things
mercano82: Voter supresssion.
Mathonwy: Everything!
Bobtheninjagoldfish subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
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silvalunae: Korn
Dog_of_Myth: Corn
BecauseGnomes: Almost anything!
blackwlf: A fifth margarita.
ayirbudd: i just noticed the new lrrsmen emotes!
iggySPLOSION: voter suppression
tendrilsoftragedy: corn in a tub
Going_Medium: 5 margaritas?
Electrodyne: 5
aitsu100: Creed
ayirbudd: neat!
TSSaloic_: 5 Margharitas?
ghostvalv: little booty?
ContingentCat: a 5th margarita
theambivalentagender: a hateful 30 year marriage
chaostreader: Everything?
Mathonwy: Creed never sounds great
Rhynerd: All you can eat shrimp@for 4.99
Kramburger: lrrPAUL lrrIAN lrrCAMERON lrrBEN
Blasteg: What’s margarita?
Lysander_Gustav: Corn left, corn right, the first corn I see tonight...
Wicker_Knight: truth
ayirbudd: lmao
Drasvin: XD
silvalunae: shruf emoji
BecauseGnomes: Oh mood
coriolis_storm: Hahaha
ContingentCat: Death always sounds great
Badchop: Chat's always anal fissures.
ayirbudd: tru
Mathonwy: Chat is always anal fissures
Mathonwy: Damn!
ShifuDaxiongmao: chat always keeping it classy
Badchop: lol
Dog_of_Myth: Corn
Akaiatana: Watch chat pull Exposure
MadmanOreo: the sickness?
BecauseGnomes: down for anal fissures like you wouldn't believe
ContingentCat: Anal fissures
TSSaloic_: Reparing 68k Macs?
Rhynerd: Bees?
Lysander_Gustav: One of those hard nope cards
tendrilsoftragedy: do it you coward
Alness49: Down for death?
kalateth: down for big big big and I mean big big
ContingentCat: too real
silvalunae: i mean
Mathonwy: Trash can is the only affordable place
Electrodyne: Nic Cage in a tub filled with corn
Earthenone: dun dun
TacitusVigil: Ooof
Cooper640: dun dun
Badchop: big oof
Lysander_Gustav: these are their stories
kerbalized_: yikes
silvalunae: dun dun
Kramburger: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Himyul: again?
Panda_Hero01: I am convinced Paul is just an AI soundboard and is not a real person.
MrQBear: We've been in this place before?
ayirbudd: created by DICK WOLF
TacitusVigil: Trashcan at least is rent controlled
kerbalized_: dammit hosk
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's too bad they didn't have the intro sound for that one ready
BecauseGnomes: Oooh deja vu was a thinker
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Lord_Hoskt hat's great
Rhynerd: The song from TWEWY?
kalateth: regret?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait me and WHo hit 50?
KingXicor: corn.
HesGotNoPants: can we have paul wave to prove he's real or please?
Mahaffeyg: Anal Fissures
Earthenone: barb
TSSaloic_: Barb and Bob
Electrodyne: Barb
Mashamino: hmm, what rhymes with glass bisThink
UpstageJMC: Last one? Coming up on ten till.
ContingentCat: that hateful marrage one would work here
tehcrashxor: A big, big, big, and I mean BIG big
Lysander_Gustav: oh dear
Earthenone: stop babies!
Banrael: o mai
Mathonwy: Oh shit!!!
Styxseus: oh god
ContingentCat: OUCH
kerbalized_: whooooooooa
Dog_of_Myth: LOL
Sektor88: NotLikeThis
jschunx: TOO MANY BABIES!
Kramburger: Poor Barb
tendrilsoftragedy: big win
lunarecliptica: that sounds like hell
Karfsma778: OH GOD
BecauseGnomes: dear LORD
ContingentCat: her poor vagina
Rhynerd: Oh noooo
mercano82: That's a lot of resubs
TSSaloic_: alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes alilyYikes
ShifuDaxiongmao: We found Chad's parents!!
silvalunae: how many sub babies?
ayirbudd: thats at least 50 babies
Lysander_Gustav: these are some odd cards
fritobandeeto: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I JUST HAD A SUB BABY!
LadyAtarka subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
LadyAtarka: What the bus did I just walk into?!
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Styxseus: XD
tehlordofelves: that's 66.666667 kids
Lord_Hosk: wow
Badchop: jesus
kerbalized_: holy shit
Banrael: Wow, someone didn't like Bob
Kramburger: Surely after the 20th Barb wouldn't let Bob touch her anymore
Styxseus: Woooow
Wicker_Knight: Pagliachi gabyThump
Banrael: Or Barb?
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Lysander_Gustav: golly
Mathonwy: It's a vagina, not a clown car... Wait...
silvalunae: 66 babies
BecauseGnomes: But doctor
silvalunae: approx
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is going to kill me
azureHaights: Charcoals the Clown?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i need to breath
djalternative: who was the babies
Nigouki: ONE MORE!
HesGotNoPants: @djalternative must know
mercano82: Was Chat "Having a baby every 9 months"? That'd be fitting.
azureHaights: Millions of copies of unplayable CAH cards!
Lysander_Gustav: probably a nazi thing
MrQBear: Oh, so first you wanted to quit, Cam, and now you're angry about being fired?
Questhere: last one? gotta do a haiku
ShifuDaxiongmao: I don't think we will win, chat
Lysander_Gustav: self-referential cards
ContingentCat: that cernobyl feel
Electrodyne: Careless Whisper in a budget meeting
Rhynerd: At least we got a decent score.
Mathonwy: I gotta give it to a big hole, too
azureHaights: Wait, Cam got the "They can't fire me" and the "I quit" card in the same game?
silvalunae: we all give into a big hole eventually
ContingentCat: @azureHaights yup
Earthenone: yes bit not in that order
TheMoatman: Fifteen year penalty?
Rhynerd: We were saxophone solos?
Sektor88: @TheMoatman yard
Kramburger: Voter Supression should be a personal foul
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
LadyAtarka: wat
TheMoatman: lol
Dog_of_Myth: LOL
ContingentCat: wow
silvalunae: def crunchy
Sektor88: UM
Lysander_Gustav: Nice
Badchop: TOO REAL
Badchop: Whoa
kalateth: Mr President?
chaostreader: The set that Deja Vu comes in has like 5.
Lord_Hosk: This is bullshit, they cant fire me for playing the saxophone too loud. https://i.imgur.com/VFvyhXX.mp4
thanzo: chat, I think we did al right
jschunx: nooooooo
TSSaloic_: It's the NFL I wouldn't put it past them.
Earthenone: lrrHORN lrrIAN lrrHORN
kalateth: we did well for random drafting
Fruan: It turns out that Ian is a professional comedian
ninja_theory_ashrams: game 2 of the cup going to overtime, nice
silvalunae: this was great
Dog_of_Myth: Well played chat, Ian, Ben, and Cam
SquareDotCube: Does that mean Ian inheirits a kingdom of cards?
Rhynerd: Darn, we got last place again.
TacitusVigil: Ian is the king of cards, which makes this a card kingdo-
Robot_Bones: the most humanity
Akaiatana: Ben isn't big big big and I mean BIG big on it
Rhynerd: But that was so effing hilarious!
BecauseGnomes: My favorites cards are "Bees?" and "Clams"
JonnyH: Yeah, playing with groups of very different humor styles can get weird
Panda_Hero01: Congrats to Ian and congrats to AI soundboard Paul
EscherichiaCole: The longest ones are always the better ones
Himyul: the ferris wheel almost killed lots of people
silvalunae: lrrHEART
SquareDotCube: Mine is "whatever a McRib is made of"
ContingentCat: Thanks for streaming guys lrrHEART
SydPreviouslyHeadache: AFK great as always. thank you so much
Banrael: Glad I'm in Krynn
tendrilsoftragedy: 'geese'
Darleysam: half expecting Adam to come running in to slap the table
jschunx: Good stream fun times thanks guys!!!!
thanzo: lrrHEART
ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (This week Ian works on the Joystiq conversion and Alex builds model kits.) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (21:05 from now).
dumbo3k: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:52:02.
Dog_of_Myth: PPR Hype
NotCainNorAbel: office will be empty
chaostreader: I remember seeing a Ferris wheel that has come loose is just a windmill of corpses.
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
Rhynerd: Have a great night!
BlackBlade_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN STORM lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LadyAtarka: ppr hype
TacitusVigil: Awww
Kramburger: "Uh sir, this is a draft" Cam: "MODERN STORM!"
Earthenone: just need to buckle down and get the buckle down
ninja_theory_ashrams: Ian's joystick will go neglected
Alness49: !quote genius
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
chaostreader: !findquote
Stoffern: waaaat
djalternative: !findquote genius
LRRbot: Quote #764: "Me and Cam are geniuses! We're the best!" —Adam [2015-10-01]
Earthenone: did they just do a pokerap of the mechanics?
Dog_of_Myth: Future Sight 2: Electric Bogaloo
ninja_theory_ashrams: have fun drafting tomorrow
SydPreviouslyHeadache: no wammys
TheMoatman: Every *good* mechanic
chaostreader: And some bad mechanics.
Kramburger: Bands with Namco
Wicker_Knight: Serge joked on his stream "Turns out there's an unwritten rule the judge video can't be longer than the PPR" also apparently when WOTC sent the summary document the header included "We're Sorry"
Electrodyne: I suggest that instead of "PPR Prerelease", it's "PBR Prerelease"
Earthenone: what genre is it?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: those turtles think they are the only animal ninjas around...
LadyAtarka: I can hid if I want to sir!
LadyAtarka: *hide
MrQBear: Wait, I thought you were hiding from us in VR, Ian.
Earthenone: ohh wait no, just ben
Kramburger: WOW PAUL
TacitusVigil: Burn
Mashamino: no fun allowed!
chaostreader: @electrodyne PPR means preprerelease.
TheMoatman: No, Dice Friends on monday
erloas: irregular dice friends on monday
aitsu100: the actual book or the steam game?
Earthenone: actual nook
Earthenone: books
Electrodyne: And PBR makes Prerelease even better
Kramburger: If it's just a week, could it be a by-atus?
EscherichiaCole: I really want to see this
Fruan: Oh man. Adam just needs to be sitting in an arm chair beside a fire playing on the monitor.
OneEpeeThrust: aww the digital adaptations rock though
aitsu100: it is really good
TrueSkorn: WHOOO
OneEpeeThrust: oh man yes that's gonna be so good
ritchards: lrrADAM
DarkMorford: No Mine o-Clock on Tuesday?
Earthenone: return to the return of the return of the obra din
ghostvalv: ReReturning to Obra Dinn
Electrodyne: Candyman
djalternative: Candyman
Dog_of_Myth: Art!?
ritchards: Tony Todd
TacitusVigil: Tony Todd?
thanzo: if you're a big film buff, it's got a lot of references
SydPreviouslyHeadache: there's too much withy a lack of color that triggers some bad anxiety for me, because that's kind of whatr it's like before I get a migraine and go blind
EscherichiaCole: Oh that was Tony Todd!
TacitusVigil: Tony Todd: AKA, Old Jake Sisko or Worf's Klingon Brother.
EscherichiaCole: Worf's brother!
ghostvalv: Minus o' Clock
Electrodyne: Sammy Davis jokes are underappreciated
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream!
jschunx: Oh man, Tony Todd's so good! I was already gonna check out that replay after this stream, now I DEFINITELY gotta
Dog_of_Myth: It was a good one guys!
xantos69: !cheer50
Earthenone: no ! for cheeriong
ghostvalv: nice
xantos69: cheer50
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: gg everyne
Mashamino: g'night
Dog_of_Myth: Ooo dice throne.
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Electrodyne: nighty night