Siricius: imo three is better than two
wildpeaks: you got this
Siricius: but i like one the most
Traion: Stream until Cori comes in and pokes you with a spear?
PraxisMaximus: the games are all different
firelordgamez: I thought most people hated 2?
Ukon_vasara: all 3 are nearly different genres arent they?
Earthenone: i dont think cori is in the office today, that could take a while
PraxisMaximus: 2 is more RPG-ish
Siricius: yeah
Traion: !nexy
Traion: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ben takes the PIF hot seat and he's playing A Plague Tale: Innocence. Game: A Plague Tale: Innocence) at Sat 02:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
Siricius: but they are all great games
Traion: Oh Cori beat Horizon already? Good job Cori
Ukon_vasara: 1 was the Legend of Zelda one, 2 was the Diablo one, and 3 is the Dark Souls one yeah?
PraxisMaximus: sounds about right
Traion: Parry God btw
TXC2: yeah Cori just laser focused on the story
BrindleBoar: the eternal question - QTE or cutscene
Arkroma subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 29 months!
Arkroma: more resubs for adam. personal channel check, LRR check.
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Grescheks: Horizon is relatively short if you ignore all the side content and just do the main story
TXC2: SUB HYPE 23
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
MutantIronMan: DO IT
Traion: Okay new plan: Stream until Ben comes in and gives you a plague?
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Be careful. You know how violent Ben gets when somebody streams late...
Grescheks: I think it's two bombs then the next phases
Grescheks: get punched Tiamat!
TXC2: PANCH
Grescheks: looks like if you time it perfectly you can dodge it though
Traion: Since Adam looks way more like War now then when he last streamed it. I think superior character understanding will lead Adam to victory!
Grescheks: I think that's just phase 1
wildpeaks: it ended well for you horseman
Grescheks: or not?
Lord_ZYRK: Now who's the big bat in town SwiftRage
Grescheks: I thought there was more after you rip off the wings, woops
LiveFaust: Your wings? My wings!
Earthenone: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
thebluecosmonaut: squish
TXC2: "everyting?" "everything I have and more" stabs "I want my father back you son of a bitch"
Lord_ZYRK: "Can you restore the balance?" ". . . LUL 4Head "
wildpeaks: you did it \o/
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam
betsytheripper: this guy is so high drama, love it
Lord_ZYRK: Prison of ROCK *cue guitars*
jadedcynic: thanks for the fun
Mr_Horrible: Serpent Holes gabyLewd
Grescheks: time to explore his serpent hole
jadedcynic: @betsytheripper chewing the scenery; such a large ham, the stream isn't kosher Kappa
TXC2: hey girl wanna travel on my serpent holes? Kappa
Mr_Horrible: he's so perfectly skeevy
StillAnEmoKid: Have a great rest of the day, get yourself that cherry turnover!
betsytheripper: thank you for stream!
jadedcynic: yeah, the characterization was FABULOUS <3
AntiCrepuscular: Thanks for the stream!
Mr_Horrible: ooh, cherry turnover, hell yeah, get it
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam
PraxisMaximus: ty for the stream!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ben takes the PIF hot seat and he's playing A Plague Tale: Innocence. Game: A Plague Tale: Innocence) at Sat 02:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
snowcookies: Bye!
firelordgamez: lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/events or at https://loadingreadyrun.com/live
TXC2: !patreon
jadedcynic: thanks for the fun, adam
LRRbot: 2356 patrons for a total of $13,954.74 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
PulseGun: pewce
Mr_Horrible: thanks for having us in your haus, Adam!
TXC2: !discord
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Lord_ZYRK: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Now kiss
TXC2: !twtitter
firelordgamez: lrrHEART lrrHEART
PulseGun: peace*
TXC2: !twitter
Bengineering: who me?
TXC2: NOW KISS
AntiCrepuscular: who, you?! :D
malsareus: No your clone
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
snowcookies: Hi Ben
Lord_ZYRK: NO U
malsareus: We made more of you as spares
mampfreeed: hi I'm some kind of Ben too. but not the one you want to see
Invitare: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ben takes the PIF hot seat and he's playing A Plague Tale: Innocence. Game: A Plague Tale: Innocence) at Sat 02:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
Amentur: I'm also a kind of Ben but it would take too long to get to the studio
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Listen to Paul.
wildpeaks: Lrrbot the wise
mampfreeed: all Bens in Chat where you at?
mampfreeed: wow that rhymes
snowcookies: !findquote Paul
LRRbot: Quote #3974: "Take the panties off, Paul" —James [2017-02-09]
snowcookies: I did not expect that one
wildpeaks: :D
mampfreeed: who doesn't have
Stoffern: Oh I remember that one
Stoffern: It's from they did crafting on 18 games
StarWarsTHX1138: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ben takes the PIF hot seat and he's playing A Plague Tale: Innocence. Game: A Plague Tale: Innocence) at Sat 02:00 PM PDT (8m ago).
wildpeaks: oh right
VoidSpinner: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
wildpeaks: Rats rats rats \o/
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrBEN lrrSIGNAL
Stoffern: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
AntiCrepuscular: StinkyCheese Uh-oh, guess I'd better be going!
wildpeaks: go forth, my furry little friends
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrSPOOP lrrBEN lrrSPOOP
seth_erickson: This game looks pretty good though I doubt you'll enjoy this first part of it
mtvcdm: So are we trying to become a rat king?
Reecer6: being a rat king is a sad and short existence so hopefully not
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's time for a new chapter of Play It Forward! This time Ben is in the hot seat, and he'll be playing through "A Plague Tale: Innocence" | I hear there's a non-zero amount of rats. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D8AUm2fVUAAI9Es.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1134929769395499008
Reecer6: you just get stuck in one place and starve with probably strangers
mampfreeed: this Rat gets +1/+0 for each other rat in chat
AntiCrepuscular: good gif choice on that tweet :D
Earthenone: are these cute rats or spoop rats?
seth_erickson: Upcoming sad moment
seth_erickson: right off the bat I would like Chat to be prepared
MugiwaraLexi: It just sounds like he is hanging out in the Grizzly Highlands in WoW to me lol
mampfreeed: don't you mean right of the rat? Kappa
TheChargingBadger: the rats the rats
snowcookies: Yay!
AntiCrepuscular: Oh hi!
VoyRising: Hi Ben!
Revenant77x subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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Lord_ZYRK: It works however you want it to, then seabatTROG
BlindProphet32: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Darleysam: hope you're having a lovely saturday too!
mampfreeed: ha, a hooman
SchalaKitty: !discord
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Robot_Bones: Yeah, I thought this game was gonna be a contender for lets nope
wildpeaks: honestly it fits better here than Let's Nope
seth_erickson: It's not scary enough for let's nope
wildpeaks: yeah the story matters for this one
Robot_Bones: Hey I know adam really cares about the lore Kappa
seth_erickson: Dark topics kind of thing
wildpeaks: Let's Nope has another dynamic
coelopteryx: there's a difference between Spoops and just flat-out Dark
VoyRising: You're good loud boys.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> As some of you may have noticed we weren’t able to do a proper Tabletop Day stream today due to the PPR. | We’re looking at doing it later this summer, likely in July. More info later this month! || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1134931105541345280
seth_erickson: Jokes are great for relieving stress and making people feel good
Theycallmejokke: So this is a rat petting simulator, right
wildpeaks: sure :D
Robot_Bones: oh was there a stream yesterday lrrBEEJ
snowcookies: pupur
Metric_Furlong: reminder: PPR is pronounced 'peeper'
PanickedFox: Wait, the PPR was last night? I missed it? I thought it was today!
seth_erickson: Exactly @Theycallmejokke
Theycallmejokke: Good good :D
KidAmn: oh boy, bonus Let's Nope in the form of PiF!
big_blue_man: Hey Ben!
wildpeaks: Rats \o/
mampfreeed: too late didn't watch, sadly, it was 11pm in europe
CrazymattCaptain: needs more rats
morgoth_bauglyr: jeez. so many.
Theycallmejokke: So many rat friends to pet
snowcookies: Rats rats rats
Stoffern: Maybe too many rats
theneatestburrito: Rats, rats, we're the rats!
BaronVonPoppinOff: I hate meeces to pieces
Revenant77x: Non-zero amount of rats confirmed
Questhere subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months, currently on a 18 month streak!
Questhere: what if water physics, but rats?
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KidAmn: Anything with that volume of rats is a horror game.
seth_erickson: That's early century Europe for you, rats.
Ukon_vasara: oh, is this that vermin-tide thing i keep hearing about jebroK
mampfreeed: I love that music
wildpeaks: An adequate amount of rats
KidAmn: (not including happy little domesticated friends obv)
Earthenone: !findquote rat
LRRbot: Quote #3013: "I trust her as far as I can comfortably spit out a rat." —Cameron [2016-07-21]
drane10: Ben, are you playing the Relentless Rats deck again?
Invitare: Jim described it as horror in the sense that it made you stressed, not that it was terrifying or had jump scares
PanickedFox: There's a bunch'a small fuzzy squeaker friends.
MrVirite subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
MrVirite: Yey I can buy prime again!
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Syntheticuh: ganuHi
AntiCrepuscular: Language?
accountmadeforants: Any ratologists able to weigh in on the accuracy of the ratphysics on display here?
Metric_Furlong: ah, the classic minigame of 'find the subtitles option'
Theycallmejokke: Rats ate the subtitles
CaptainSpam: It's time to play Where In The Menus Is The Caption Option?
seth_erickson: No jump scares that I've seen
Stakkelandkm: language
AntiCrepuscular: got there :)
Invitare: Subtitles are always in the last palce you like
Invitare: *look
wildpeaks: I'd recommend Immersive HUD
PanickedFox: I recommend playing with buttons.
throwntowolves subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
throwntowolves: Playing a horror game? You mean like WoW classic?
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AntiCrepuscular: Tell us of the beer! What is it? :)
wildpeaks: oh yeah, it's super pretty
Stoffern: kingdom of what?
seth_erickson: yeah it looks great
CaptainSpam: I still say I want to make an easter egg for a game that puts the caption option in every menu. Like, LITERALLY every menu. Including in-game dialog trees and shop interfaces. EVERY. MENU. Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: Good for peepins 👀
Theycallmejokke: Doggo!
Lord_ZYRK: OhMyDog
AntiCrepuscular: yessssss!
Theycallmejokke: Yesss! yes
Lord_ZYRK: \ OhMyDog /
KidAmn: You Can Pet The Dog
MugiwaraLexi: YES!!
Ukon_vasara: game of the year
Earthenone: !clip
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niccus: speedrun complete
Stoffern: You can pet the dog
Questhere: 10/10
korvys subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
korvys: DOG PET!
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wildpeaks: game of the year right off the bat
PanickedFox: 20/10, best game
QuietJay: Yes, Pet the Dog!
theneatestburrito: Send a message to Can You Pet The Dog.
KidAmn: not on Twitch you can't
niccus: wait, does the dog die
Metric_Furlong: inb4 the god gets eaten by rats
Metric_Furlong: *dog
Invitare: I suspect you're about to learn that it can get a lot worse though
Earthenone: i dont think you can pet the bear :P
iridium_alchemist subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
iridium_alchemist: Can pet dog-o. 10/10
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, iridium_alchemist! (Today's storm count: 29)
MugiwaraLexi: Gosh I can't wait till I get to Seattle and can see my puppers again I miss them! I havent seen them in a month+
TStodden: Shall we just call the game completed then? It's likely to go downhill from here.
Metric_Furlong: or maybe the rats also eat a deity too
korvys: this is a very pretty game
seth_erickson: Let's ease it up on the spoilers @niccus
Ukon_vasara: jebroLurk
gawag_: what's the idea of this game? sorry I missed the beginning but I assume this is the first session?
I_Am_Clockwork: awww
cmdrud87: aawww
wildpeaks: this is the beginning gawag_
korvys: aw, thanks Ben ;)
Metric_Furlong: gawag_ at some point rats happen
mampfreeed: when it's Saturday so you can watch the streams in the far away Canada PogChamp
Metric_Furlong: but we haven't got there yet
Lunareclipse123: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:35.
noSmokeFire: you may pet it...once
VoyRising: That is a zoomy dog.
mampfreeed: pet machine broke
seth_erickson: I thought Jame's shirt sleeve was a problem with my screen
WetLettuce: The lighting is very... light
wildpeaks: not just throw rocks, the fanciest rock throwing
Theycallmejokke: To yeet or to Coby, that is the question
wildpeaks: Kobe
AntiCrepuscular: yeah, I think the gamma slider is actually not a tissue of lies, for once
Earthenone: such a waste of apples
CaptainSpam: How sunny and delightful a valley! Certainly nothing can go wrong on such a lovely day!
wildpeaks: in french voices, it mentions the apples are rotten, so it's not a waste
I_Am_Clockwork: dad def slow counting a bit there :3
CamelAttack: fill them with determination
I_Am_Clockwork: I think they said they were the rotten ones
CaptainSpam: A waste of apples... but a boon of applesauce!
Metric_Furlong: yes, but can we pet the rats?
mampfreeed: this game is so pretty I might forget to say how pretty it is in chat
Evochron13: no...
TheThromborax: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: A Plague Tale: Innocence
snowcookies: apple cider
I_Am_Clockwork: no?
Metric_Furlong: no, Ben
PhorrestGaze: no
Evochron13: your dog is called LION
Captainfishnugget: Oh hey its Ben <3
TheThromborax: I have never heard of this game. Is it new?
Amentur: You use brown bananas .. NOT rotten ones
AntiCrepuscular: pretty new
Gadora: That is a very small boar.
seth_erickson: yeah it's pretty new
wildpeaks: I hope you like Stealth
Evochron13: Be careful! there's wild pokemon in the grass
AntiCrepuscular: muh feast! NotLikeThis
I_Am_Clockwork: slings are pretty deadly
Earthenone: i thought you were a high rank hunter
VoyRising: Depends on the animal.
SplittingImage77: I have a feeling we should enjoy the sun as much as we can
ancientspark: Slings are super lethal
KidAmn: Slings are surprisingly effective, and so is brain trauma
Digigoner: you do not mess with slings.
ShakaamaGaming: I want to be the very best.
WetLettuce: Wow, this game... the environment looks so unique
sir_jack_DB: hi guys just saw Godzilla and am ready for Plague Tale feels
GDwarf: Slings can be pretty deadly, but boars are tough, not sure how that'd shake out
WetLettuce: never seen anything quite like it
Evochron13: uh oh
wargodmogis: I'm sure it will be fine
I_Am_Clockwork: spoop alert orenge
Stoffern: A bit swempy
niccus: well, it's about the plague
niccus: what's the worst that could happen
Invitare: or the dog is dead because boars are actually terrifying
mampfreeed: yo dog is lost
I_Am_Clockwork: lad paranah! D:
WetLettuce: Supernatural?
Invitare: or maybe it wasn't the boar
I_Am_Clockwork: land*
snowcookies: oh no
Theycallmejokke: Oh noes!
SplittingImage77: Can’t sprint while crouching? Sounds like a challenge
Darleysam: if we stop now and play something else, the dog will be fine!
KidAmn: Now would be a good time to look away, dog lovers.
Amentur: Yes ... fell
mampfreeed: yo dog is ded :(
WetLettuce: Looks like supernatural stuff
MWGNZ: rayfkWelp
ancientspark: Lol Ben's face
Baldrash: seabatYIKES
Aziraphalesshop: lrrWOW lrrAWW
TStodden: SO, they had sinkholes in the past as well.
realhillwolf: :(
Invitare: looking awfully Jojo around here
Saus2108: F
WetLettuce: Is this also a sequel/series of some sort?
Lord_ZYRK: Fuck that dog-eating hole DansGame
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh good, I haven't missed too much
Evochron13: oh great. a food processor.
I_Am_Clockwork: seabatYIKES
Theycallmejokke: Giant moles!
Charlemandias: No country for good dogs
Metric_Furlong: just a hole in the ground that eat dogs, perfectly normal
Golldum: is this midevial stranger things
Digigoner: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
bl1ghtn1n6: Just got here-ohhh boy
SplittingImage77: Crab people
BlindProphet32: Right in the feels
coelopteryx: how did that person even know that was the same boar, though
Aziraphalesshop: One whole yikes my dude
coelopteryx: like that was unrecognizably emaciated
Diabore: she just watched her dog get eaten ben
StarWarsTHX1138: I don't know if I can handle a game that willingly kills a doggo
wildpeaks: in the intro, we learned that she rarely sees her mother because she's always busy taking care of her sick brother
TheChargingBadger: You can pet horses
coelopteryx: i love chickens, eddy
KidAmn: I assume the wound where she caught it with the sling was still evident? I dunno, it's videogames.
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe it was it's twin boarther Kappa
Baconscentedsoap subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
Baconscentedsoap: I smell awesome.
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Driosenth: good thing you pet the doge when you did
Lunareclipse123: cheer100 They are all good dogs.
Robot_Bones: Don't ben, it will summon more
gizmofreak1: go back there was a horse
CrazymattCaptain: pet horse?
TStodden: If Zelda series hasn't taught you anything... you don't harrass the chickens!
bl1ghtn1n6: Time to watch the VOD, this is a real thing
I_Am_Clockwork: stop muzzle sweeping me with your poop shovel
mampfreeed: I'm gonna stab ya... with my shovel
I_Am_Clockwork: pot smasher
wargodmogis: Dog's name was lion
Robot_Bones: Lion Ben, Lion
Evochron13: you could probably release early if you get used to where it'd go without the aim
Lord_ZYRK: Never forget the good doggos OhMyDog 7
TStodden: Another Zelda trope (smash all pots)
ShakaamaGaming: killed with a sling?
I_Am_Clockwork: piiiig
KidAmn: size of those porkers
Saunabath: Bacon
KidAmn: absolute units
ShakaamaGaming: the pigs are all male
TheChargingBadger: slaps top of pig
mampfreeed: what? the pig is bigger than the boar?
Theycallmejokke: Lion
Evochron13: Lion.
wildpeaks: Lion is the dog's name
ShakaamaGaming: pig = hog
TheChargingBadger: Lion, not to be confused with lion
coelopteryx: pigs are legit huge
korvys: Xion lrrBEEJ
I_Am_Clockwork: @mampfreeed the boar survives by forraging while the farm pigs are purpously fattened for food
TheChargingBadger: They're all dogs, Ben.
wildpeaks: happy little goose
ayirbudd: whats up Ben. how is this game?
ShakaamaGaming: hi @LoadingReadyRun randomly ran in here
TStodden: Where kneeling benchs a think in church or just the orthodox Catholic ones?
Darleysam: Lion, also not to be confused with The Professional
TStodden: *thing
AntiCrepuscular: Ben pls :D
Amentur: BOOO!
ayirbudd: oh this is the first session?
I_Am_Clockwork: a terrible dog hole
Metric_Furlong: booo!
ayirbudd: yay!
mampfreeed: @i_am_clockwork that makes sense. I'm not good at logic when it's late
frozenphoenix7: So, I will say this game is very much not what I expected
iridium_alchemist: We joke to cover up the sadness Ben
Psychic_Ketchup: Spicy!
coelopteryx: delicious spice
wildpeaks: I strongly suspect that vampires line was a reference to the other game the publisher is famous for
ShakaamaGaming: 2 teaspoons of cinimon each day lowers blood sugar like the medicing FUN FACT
wildpeaks: neat
Golldum: what was the other game?
I_Am_Clockwork: good old French cooking
Evochron13: it feels like the bloom/brightness is a little high
Psychic_Ketchup: All I've heard is that this game is excellent, so I'm excited
Embrace_the_vape: yo Ben how it going
Evochron13: it's just... very chalky
TheChargingBadger: So here's some fun environmental story telling. You can tell that the protagonist comes from a wealthy family because they have spice. Also, spice trade is a primary source of the plague because the same ships that transported spices also brought the plague rats.
Evochron13: yea this is much better on the lens flare
wildpeaks: Golldum Vampyr
FoxFyr subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
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I_Am_Clockwork Shakes Fists
GDwarf: Face doilies: the hot new trend!
accountmadeforants: Apply face directly to tablecloth
I_Am_Clockwork: Dollies!
EscherichiaCole: Hi Ben!
AntiCrepuscular: :lrrben: <- ben's doilly
frozenphoenix7: Hand woven with the face of your mother
FoxFyr: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 26:13.
aWabbajack: lrrBEN cohhFlower cohhGV
EscherichiaCole: I'm neck deep in DB work
AntiCrepuscular: nice!
EscherichiaCole: hahahah
FoxFyr: So I take it that ish hasn't hit the fan yet?
ShakaamaGaming: YOU HAVE a schedule?
Driosenth: dollies are adorned with a face, preferably made of one's enemy.
TheChargingBadger: That sounds like The Plot outside
KidAmn: Amicia's mum has got it going on.
WetLettuce: I saw the railer for the game... looks crazy and wild
wildpeaks: love the ribbons in the hair
TheChargingBadger: There's far more than the plague to worry about. This game is in the 100 years war
FoxFyr: yikes
I_Am_Clockwork: dog got eated
ShakaamaGaming: @LoadingReadyRun you have a schedule?
Necruta: The first time I can actually watch a steam live, instead of the vods
WetLettuce: How did you hear about the game?
AntiCrepuscular: it's sailing through the air as we speak...
FoxFyr: Thats going to be a rough vod later
AntiCrepuscular: (I guess)
WizNerd10: this game is gorgeous oml
ShakaamaGaming: general
Earthenone: !schedule
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Earthenone: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/events or at https://loadingreadyrun.com/live
ShakaamaGaming: !schedule
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Metric_Furlong: brother is suffering from chronic updog
WizNerd10: "not contagious"
accountmadeforants: Them mentioning "attacks" could also mean something mental, rather than an actual disease. (Hence not contageous.)
SplittingImage77: Brothers, amirite?
wargodmogis: I have two
I_Am_Clockwork: two of them
accountmadeforants: Aye
Metric_Furlong: yes
MugiwaraLexi: I am the younger sibling
Psychic_Ketchup: I am that younger sibling
StarWarsTHX1138: given the plague was passed from fleas and rats he likely isn't contagious
ShakaamaGaming: what's updog?
Zaraka00: That poor horse with those boots
Lunareclipse123: I am a younger sibling... What're you saying Ben?
I_Am_Clockwork: some sort of mother effing space marine
TheChargingBadger: It's the Inquisition!
Baldrash: I am the younger sibling. By a whopping one minute. :)
Lord_ZYRK: Time to defend our castle with a sling
Theycallmejokke: Whelp
wildpeaks: suddendly, Game of Thrones
snowcookies: holy
I_Am_Clockwork: wow that just happened
SplittingImage77: I’m the second eldest of four, one older bro, one younger bro, and a younger sis
Charlemandias: This game gets real fast
mampfreeed: haha I Am the younger sibling. twas me all along
WizNerd10: 2 little sisters, no brothers
FoxFyr: That is literally me and my youngest siblings. I'm 21/23 years apart from them
snowcookies: run girl
Robot_Bones: well that took a turn
ShakaamaGaming: @Metric_Furlong what's updog?
TStodden: I'm the older-middle sibling...
Metric_Furlong: losing a dog *and* a dad? in the same afternoon?!
Theycallmejokke: Oh yeah
TheChargingBadger: YEP
SplittingImage77: Dads, amirite?
AntiCrepuscular: escort section!
wildpeaks: it is
Amentur: Yeah
I_Am_Clockwork: sort of?
Metric_Furlong: ShakaamaGaming not much, what's up with you?
Lord_ZYRK: OPENING with an escort mission DansGame
Evochron13: little brothers...
GDwarf: Stealth escort missions, the best kind of mission!
theneatestburrito: The horror begins!
I_Am_Clockwork: not in the traditional sense
WizNerd10: forced stealth
Driosenth: this game is one long escort mission
aWabbajack: ah the least favorite part of RE2: hide and seek with Sherry
Earthenone: whats that guy talking about you booked off a 3 hour segment of time to play games
WetLettuce: wrong way
AntiCrepuscular: :D
Evochron13: kick 'im
Ereppy: monkaS
ShakaamaGaming: @Metric_Furlong dad jokes BOOOOOO!!!
ayirbudd: this is how i walk with my friends out of the bar at 2am
Lord_ZYRK: This is why leg day is important
CompletelyUnsure: Can you 'drop' Hugo and go explore the way out? You may move faster on your own.
Earthenone: they must be the three legged race champions of the village
TStodden: How does killing a person "teaches" them a lesson?
BlindProphet32: It teaches them they're mortal?
FoxFyr: @TStodden last lesson you'll ever learn
WizNerd10: murders him. that'll teach you
TheChargingBadger: You can drop Hugo later, but he will panic and draw attention to the guards if you leave him alone.
wildpeaks: we can't let go of Hugo for now
FoxFyr: DANG IT BEN BEAT ME BY A SECOND
Driosenth: drop('Hugo')
Charlemandias: They will never make the same mistake again
snowcookies: It teaches a lesson to those watching
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CaptainSpam: They didn't say it was a lesson that would be useful to them later.
TStodden: How can you learn a lesson if you're dead?
FoxFyr: I'm super over the "kill all the women" trope
Aztren: I just got in and this game is at like a 7 and i need it to be at like a 4
NimrodXIV: these guys are dumb
KidAmn: I do love me some funetik spelling
Psychic_Ketchup: He got the point
Mister_Skittles: Hey Ben. Hows is Ben?
seth_erickson: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Baldrash: @FoxFyr How about "kill everyone"?
Theycallmejokke: Yikes the dark ages sucked
DKS04Saturn: Damn, this game looks pretty good. Will have to catch up on vod though. Heading over to DM a dnd game that will start tonight and end tomorrow morning on my birthday lol Have fun Ben~
GDwarf: Fortunately our enemies have no peripheral vision and never look behind themselves
aWabbajack: ah nightmares of DA:1 Human intro
WizNerd10: everyday is leg day
Metric_Furlong: GDwarf those helmets have narrow eyeslits
I_Am_Clockwork: rumbled
Nigouki: BONK
Theycallmejokke: Bonk
Kumakaori: DONK~
AntiCrepuscular: HA
Psychic_Ketchup: Bonked
I_Am_Clockwork: action mom!
wildpeaks: booped
FoxFyr: Um... harder?
Driosenth: bonk
WetLettuce: Game is all about the rocks LUL
Baldrash: Let's get rocked.
ShakaamaGaming: rock physics were BAD
Mister_Skittles: I just got in from seeing Rocketman! SOOOOO good, cannot recommend it more.
mampfreeed: he needs some milk
Evochron13: that seemed anti climactic
Diabore: how did he get behind the door?
snowcookies: get out of the house already
ayirbudd: ahh yes rock. the superior head bonker
Saunabath: Wow, your mom rocks
Driosenth: she gonna die, isn't she?
Lord_ZYRK: Dude was too stoned to guard the door
Evochron13: oh absolutely driosenth
AntiCrepuscular: Saunabath LUL
ayirbudd: dude of course she is
aWabbajack: Brother becomes a Grey Warden to battle the plague
TStodden: It's depressing to think that you could just die with a bad bonk to the head or a simple bite from something.
Diabore: its like a disney movie, no parents live
Theycallmejokke: Ooooh good
Psychic_Ketchup: This guy honks!
ayirbudd: this kid SUCKS
Lord_ZYRK: This guy's a fuckin BABY
Evochron13: oh it's one of THESE games...
CaptainSpam: Off to a STELLAR start here, game!
korvys: plague ico
Nigouki: wait, so is this whole game an escort mission?
Mister_Skittles: Can I put him in a locker... Or a Bin?
SplittingImage77: Moms, amirite?
I_Am_Clockwork: this town is full of BABIES!
WizNerd10: she has the side ponytail of death
ayirbudd: we sekiro now
AntiCrepuscular: Clever girl...
WetLettuce: oooof this game has taken a big turn :D
Theycallmejokke: Must be the wind
Lord_ZYRK: That strafe needed some slidewhistle
snowcookies: the wind
noSmokeFire: a swarm of rattata's
wildpeaks: he sure loves flowers
Psychic_Ketchup: This would be a bad time to have allergies
I_Am_Clockwork: must have been a rat Kappa
noSmokeFire: bubonic form rattatas: dark/poison
Theycallmejokke: :D
Evochron13: billie jean is
ShakaamaGaming angry french accents
TStodden: Where's the posies he should be carrying?
Lord_ZYRK: Synchronized sneaking :O
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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TheChargingBadger: They're wearing helmets to be fair
I_Am_Clockwork: turns out helmets are real bad for periferal vision
ancientspark: A Yuri on Ice reference in the Dark ages, of course!
I_Am_Clockwork: peripheral even
korvys: PARKOUR
Metric_Furlong: well, actually, this is the medieval period rather than the dark ages Kappa
Invitare: the whispering is in my head
I_Am_Clockwork: YEET
Lord_ZYRK: Sneak rocks
Psychic_Ketchup: Kobe!
niccus: must be nothing
TheChargingBadger: What was the noise?
Earthenone: sling for yeet, throw for kobe
ritchards: this is Yeet and Kobe the game
CaptainSpam: To be stealthy, press this. To be STEALTHIER, press THIS. To be UBER MAX MONDO MEGA STEALTHIEST...
korvys: this game looks very well made, if nothing else
Driosenth: everyone knows peripheral vision was evolved in direct response to the plague
WizNerd10: must have been the wind
aWabbajack: love the upgrades to the LRR website
Evochron13: de Rune appears to have been a famous french name but i can't translate the rest properly and google translate is mergle
ayirbudd: that guys stance was very dominant
Metric_Furlong: I don't know if you want an illness that can 'awaken'
aWabbajack: shows a line of "current time"
Lord_ZYRK: *hears pots banging* did you guys hear a troglodyte?
aWabbajack: really cool Tech!
FoxFyr: It always kinda peeves me when characters talk so much like 3 feet away from enemies
ayirbudd: troglodyte you say? seabatTROG
Robot_Bones: YEET
wildpeaks: pots make noise without having to hit metal
ArcOfTheConclave: this is an interesting way to teach the stealth.
ayirbudd: im one of those!
korvys: very polished - will have to wait and see if the game play design is good
Mangledpixel: boop
aWabbajack: a metal pot makes the most noise
CrazymattCaptain: now he doesn't have a helmet on. he's just blind
korvys: (escorts aside)
aWabbajack: and a metal pan is bullet proof!
I_Am_Clockwork: this section took me like a half an hour to get right for some reason
FoxFyr: every time I hear a noise i'm going to say that now, like a good npc lrrBEEJ
Evochron13: this feels like some magic shenanigans should/will pop up
TheChargingBadger: Wait, this child is a GAME MECHANIC
ayirbudd: well...give it a minute before saying that
I_Am_Clockwork: the guard kept bugging through the wall and spotting me :p
aWabbajack: cohhBoop
I_Am_Clockwork: 3 years later
CaptainSpam: Kid's strong.
sacrenos: !game
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ShakaamaGaming: the guard didn't notice the giant door opening?
Lord_ZYRK: We WWE now: NO MERCY
WizNerd10: hes going to get us all killed at some point
Metric_Furlong: ShakaamaGaming to be fair, he had just gotten some pot Kappa
Earthenone: the guard has a torch, so he can only see what it lights
TheChargingBadger: I think that part is forced
wildpeaks: don't worry, her not helping this time was scripted
ShakaamaGaming: @Metric_Furlong dad joke master I see
korvys: I assume he's developing psychic powers or something
TStodden: Psyduck?
Metric_Furlong: ShakaamaGaming it's a skill you develop if you spend enough time in chat
I_Am_Clockwork: good old tenitus ringing to denote sharp pain
Golldum: UR A WOZARD HUGO
WizNerd10: psychic child
ayirbudd: ahhh so its life is strange 2 before the storm
AntiCrepuscular: Rat Whisperer?!
ShakaamaGaming: why does chili from a can, taste like shoe? what should i add?
theneatestburrito: Ratmancy!
Mangledpixel: ooh yeh, good call
wildpeaks: I won't comment
Evochron13: would you like us to clip that?
seth_erickson: You're a Rat King Hugo
Lord_ZYRK: Was he gifted that power by a magic whale?
Saunabath: Yep, probably
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WizNerd10: @seth_erickson nice
ayirbudd: is this boy Charlie Kelly?
theneatestburrito: Or maybe vermincy?
Robot_Bones: Clip it thats the ticket
WizNerd10: is this what a rat king is?
Theycallmejokke: Cue mission impossible music
Lord_ZYRK: This pot noisy YEET
I_Am_Clockwork: so Hugo is just the Pied Piper, the Younger Years?
Evochron13: i'm curious how far back you'd be put if you reached a fail state. we haven't seen a "game saving" or "checkpoint reached" notification
ShakaamaGaming: god bless whoever placed all these pots around
seth_erickson: They've acquired the ability Long Whisper
a_raconteur: hey everyone hows the game coming along?
Mangledpixel: "hmm, must have been the wind"
Evochron13: why couldn't you just check the pots at the guard's heads
FoxFyr: See this is why you need to support your local potter's guild
Metric_Furlong: yeah, placing pots is tiring work. whoever stacked all of them must have been shattered
FoxFyr: itll pay off when the inquisition comes for you
Lord_ZYRK: There's only one way to get past this guy: get the scarecrow to use fear gas on him Kappa
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah the game does a decent job of introducing different stealh navigation mechanics
WizNerd10: pots are the official currency of the middle ages
I_Am_Clockwork: john hoodmn
wildpeaks: and they lived happily ever after
Earthenone: i wonder if he will die or betray you
Metric_Furlong: didn't die *yet*
Stoffern: betrayal time?
Theycallmejokke: That guy looked sketchy
Evochron13: bets on him backstabbing
ayirbudd: alright roll credits
ritchards: BTW, Ben, you have to name ALL the rats!
Lyannen: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 43:01.
mtvcdm: Welp
CompletelyUnsure: no larentius the pyromacner
Rhynerd: @ritchards that sounds like suicide.
WizNerd10: bye bye mom
accountmadeforants: Guys I need help budgeting my castle: Food $200 Rent $800 Pots $3,600 Guards $1
wildpeaks: death will certainly occur
ShakaamaGaming: @LoadingReadyRun so are you Willard now?
TStodden: It's going to bug the hell out of me that our main character will forever have some hair in her eye.
tendrilsoftragedy: I'm not sure Stranjak will like that
Psychic_Ketchup: Oof
AntiCrepuscular: damn
Lord_ZYRK: seabatYIKES
seth_erickson: The Spiky gauntlets let you know he's evil
wildpeaks: Kobe
Theycallmejokke: Big yikes
Earthenone: @accountmadeforants you can probobly cut down on the guard budget
I_Am_Clockwork: Platemail knight as big stompy horror movie slasher is such a great idea
BlindProphet32: WELP
niccus: fuckin rip
KidAmn: That's one whole Oof.
mtvcdm: Cheese it!
TheChargingBadger: No! They killed the door!
JuniorRoll: lrrDARK
bl1ghtn1n6: I walk in at the greatest moments
EscherichiaCole: Oh no they stabbed your mom's jam!
FoxFyr: "we'll see her again in hell hugo"
ShakaamaGaming: time for quicktime events?
accountmadeforants: Earthenone I can cut it down to $0.01 yeah
a_raconteur: oh no you have 5 stars
WizNerd10: dead door, sad
Dezufnocosem: could have taken that minute of warning you to just run with you
Evochron13: the ground is shaking... that doesn't bode well
Mangledpixel: I mean, that's also true of a gun, if you throw it you're SOL
sacrenos: That's why you bring a spear and a backup weapon. throw for distraction, run in for the actual attack
AntiCrepuscular: rat friends!
Theycallmejokke: Holy moly
AntiCrepuscular: save us!
aWabbajack: Sand Worms!
FoxFyr: "everyone is going to die hugo"
Lord_ZYRK: Those guys are really getting dogged by those holes Kappa
Metric_Furlong: Dennis! Help us, Dennis!
Robot_Bones: I didn't know this was a tremors prequel
wildpeaks: oh you can die if you go too slow :D
KidAmn: Yep, I'm sure that kid can swim.
Saunabath: We're not going to die. We're only on first chapter
I_Am_Clockwork: and then they die. For the rest of the game you will be playing Tim Allen riding a Zebra
Lord_ZYRK: LUL
aWabbajack: Walk w/o Rhythm
Stoffern: They saved us...after eating our dog...
AntiCrepuscular: LUL
TStodden: Too Soon man...
korvys: Tremors, the video game
Driosenth: Everyone's dead Hugo. Hugo, everyone is dead. Dead is everyone, Hugo.
bunkerstifter: man why you have nail polish? to not eat nails?
I_Am_Clockwork: sort of?
I_Am_Clockwork: that one X-com game
ArcOfTheConclave: they must walk without rhythm
bunkerstifter: ahh ok
talosparoxi: tremors was a good movie
aWabbajack: Worms is fun
WetLettuce: her hair still perfect LUL
bunkerstifter: i thought its about to protect nails
accountmadeforants: There's that game where you play as a tremors worm basically
ShakaamaGaming: @LoadingReadyRun are you a ginger?
PossiblyZoe: bens nails are always the best
bunkerstifter: some people putting stuff to not eat
mampfreeed: yo dis boy has tuberculosis now
sir_jack_DB: BOY
Psychic_Ketchup: It's good
wildpeaks: Dad of Boi
aWabbajack: Ben confirmed human
WizNerd10: shes dead
Toxxick: hello all you lovely people
FoxFyr: I started wearing nail polish and dang it makes nail biting unpleasant
62MGcobra: tremors 6 is my guilty pleasure
talosparoxi: sudsy water? someone's been laundering
aWabbajack: lrrBEN cohhBeer
TheAwkes: From what little I had seen of this game, I thought the stakes would be lower. Oof.
AntiCrepuscular: "Tremors is a cancelled video game that was based on the Tremors franchise... announced in August 2002"
aWabbajack: cohhGV cohhGV cohhGV
wargodmogis: I have brown hair and a red beard
Questhere: i have the same blond/ginger combo
sacrenos: deffo more grey in my beard....
BlindProphet32: my beard is 3 different colors, brown, blonde, and red...its very odd
Earthenone: yeah i have dark brown hair but reddish beard
talosparoxi: oh yeah, I have a red beard and brown hair
GDwarf: My beard's definitely redder than my head hair. But I'm also going bald, so that won't be a problem for much longer. :P
Metric_Furlong: don't worry, when you get a bit older they'll both be grey
Golldum: right there with you @wargodmogis
Lord_ZYRK: I've seen quite a few chaps with red in their beard
BlueMagnusStormCrow: All of my hair matches except for my eyebrows which are a different colour for some reason.
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ShakaamaGaming: i'm Black and grow reddish hair, that gets lighter in the summer @LoadingReadyRun
Lord_ZYRK: GOOOOSE WutFace
Eklinaar: My hair and beard are both brown, but my beard is a few shades darker. My hair is straight and my beard is wavy.
Mangledpixel: my hair and beard are the same colour but different curly-ness
Invitare: it's loose!
accountmadeforants: My hair up top is brown, my beard goes from red to brown depending on length.
mtvcdm: Goose is the true final boss.
ancientspark: The goose will eat your liver for breakfast
bunkerstifter: goose belong the queen ahaha
Penthesilea180: My husband is the same way. His beard is much more red than his hair.
DaCardCzar: But is the goose on the loose?
KidAmn: IDK man, Swans are pretty fucking metal too
Psychic_Ketchup: I'm also tired of birds
Driosenth: can you hit a goose with a rock?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Geese do make a delicious meal.
TheChargingBadger: Tired of birds
Toxxick: Ben, I was born blonde, and you've seen me, I'm 1000% brown now, but if I grow facial hair, it has individual blonde hairs in it
othelbark: I've been bitten by a goose, it hurts!
Darleysam: holerats vs goose: battle for the ages
mampfreeed: gooses are freaking scary
DarkMorford: Hey Ben, hey chat!
Invitare: Geese are just weaker Swans
AntiCrepuscular: #horsefacts
Zaraka00: geese are fine until they hiss at you D:
Golldum: Just punch the goose
wildpeaks: in the tutorial, you could have have touched the horso yes :)
CrazymattCaptain: hug the goose
sacrenos: and a good way to get fucked up :P
Robot_Bones: but Ben. Goose meats
theneatestburrito: Don't antagonize the goose!
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I_Am_Clockwork: A moose bit my sister once
Metric_Furlong: Ben 'ornithophobia' Ulmer
talosparoxi: fun fact, horses can't breath through their mouths
wargodmogis: The question wasn't should you, but if you could
I_Am_Clockwork: Kappa
a_raconteur: the real question is can the goose hit you with a rock?
FoxFyr: These siblings have a very similar speaking pattern to me and mine, and I always thought I was just weird
ShakaamaGaming: that's great that he reacts to his surroundings
aWabbajack: Layers of Fears you has
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP cohhKnife
Theycallmejokke: Not to mention spider-birds
MugiwaraLexi: Canadian Geese love o attack people on my campus
wildpeaks: o.O
FoxFyr: DONT TELL THEM THAT
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Reality is terrifying.
MugiwaraLexi: They are the biggest dicks
Driosenth: Ben, scare of squirrels?
Featherweight_: I'm very rich help me
Earthenone: hi, im a wanted fugitive, want to open the door?
EscherichiaCole: Ungrateful peseants
FoxFyr: #eattherich
mampfreeed: but Ben there are animals inside you! DBstyle
ritchards: I'm admiring how her medallion sticks to her chest, no matter how she moves
Darleysam: we're extremely hungry, we haven't had afternoon tea!
FoxFyr: throw a rock at her
Earthenone: sling her in the face!
FoxFyr: teach that peasant her place
Psychic_Ketchup: Welp time to throw rocks at peasants
Driosenth: you got a rock now!
Robot_Bones: I didn't vote for him
mampfreeed: bacteria and stuff, freaky
I_Am_Clockwork: they want you to leave because you are know for rock throwing Kappa
TStodden: Smash the State?
Lord_ZYRK: "Quiet! I order you to be quiet!"
I_Am_Clockwork: Ruh ROH
FoxFyr: @I_Am_Clockwork god, that would be really cheeky game design. Like a boy who cried wolf type scenario
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, plague "homes"
FoxFyr: the peasantry doesn't trust you because of your childhood vandalism
wildpeaks: it's not a fair
accountmadeforants: Imagine if you hadn't broken those pots for that cheevo
Theycallmejokke: Woof
Earthenone: smells like chicken
ShakaamaGaming: i smell something cooking
Lord_ZYRK: Mmm, extra crispy
Driosenth: smells like bacon
KidAmn: ah, long pig barbecue
mampfreeed: wow sick people, I've never seen that before, how interesting
Mangledpixel: ah, they made a person out of beef jerky
I_Am_Clockwork: The dark ages: The food sucks, everyone dies a lot, and if the weather doesn't kill you then some dink with a sharpened metal rod will
Charlemandias: They fell into a burning ring of fire
TStodden: That's not how you make jerky...
snowcookies: oh no
Earthenone: this will be a short game if this is the last village we infect
wildpeaks: run forrest run
Darleysam: quick, cast Summon Rat Holes again
GDwarf: Castlevania (2018) all up in here
BrowneePoints: The handsome boi gets a play it forward series!
WetLettuce: pots and pans!
Featherweight_: You have a rock. teach them to fear their betters
AntiCrepuscular: my shinysense is tingling!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Game of skillet, no luck involved
WizNerd10: oh, now they can go inside
WetLettuce: knock him out!
Lord_ZYRK: More pots banging? Must be a troglodyte infestation!
I_Am_Clockwork: "must have been a nothing wind rat"
mrlubeman: If I hit myself and it hurts, does that mean that I'm strong or weak?
seth_erickson: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Earthenone: guy looks down, whats my pet rock doing out?
accountmadeforants: Amecia spent a lot of time throwing rocks at pans to make this sorta thing believable, just in case
talosparoxi: that's just peter clanging around... peter PAN
ShakaamaGaming: benny hill chase scene
Niallator3000: oh, this game. This game is beautiful
FoxFyr: did she actually play music at the church on screeN?
steelenet: Not going to Disney Land kid
Darleysam: we're going to McDonald's, kid
Lord_ZYRK: "Where are we going?" "I don't know! Just follow the sound of that frantic violin player!"
WetLettuce: Rock: The Game
AntiCrepuscular: slidy block puzzle time!
niccus: cart!
Metric_Furlong: cart!
Earthenone: Cart?
EscherichiaCole: Cart? Cart!
Aylig: Moving the cart via teamwork to make the dream work
Baldrash: Cart!
I_Am_Clockwork: poosh cartte
talosparoxi: same
Penthesilea180: What the heck is that cart meant to hold?
I_Am_Clockwork: cart? cart! cart cart cart
Stoffern: must push little cart
Featherweight_: a the medevil cube cart.
a_raconteur: the music of pots banging together
steelenet: They'll never hear us pushing this box around!
Laserbeaks_Fury: What a crate mechanic
ritchards: considering this is a lot of corridors, you got to admire how much art they had to design
Golldum: warthog controll always messed me up
WetLettuce: ALL THE ROCKS! LUL
Psychic_Ketchup: Cart!
Lord_ZYRK: Hiding in this tannery will save our skin Kappa
KidAmn: "Do you have a better idea?" "No, because I'm 5, asshole"
I_Am_Clockwork: game went from zero to box pretty quickly
ShakaamaGaming: who leveas rocks lying around?
a_raconteur: what a cart that can be pushed from two sides!?
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wargodmogis: But when do you start collecting keys?
Earthenone: boo
talosparoxi: booo
steelenet: A sling! The ultimate weapon! LUL
I_Am_Clockwork: you can, just not "innocents"
wildpeaks: she's not a psychopath, you monster
Amentur: Maybe the teenage girl doesn't want to commit murder, Ben
FoxFyr: she'll learn
TastyLittleSnack: Throw rocks to solve all of your problems
TastyLittleSnack: You can do that in real life too
ShakaamaGaming: 4 yr old boy is HULK
TastyLittleSnack: though it causes other problems to happen
Featherweight_: aw, the midevil climbing cube
steelenet: "surrounded"
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm trying to think of all the Hugos I know, so far I have Weaving and Gernsback
Theycallmejokke: I don't like that dude very much
FoxFyr: See this is why we need to invest in public education
AntiCrepuscular: yikes
ritchards: !death
DaCardCzar: Rip
Saunabath: Calling it. The mace guy is going to be a boss fight
wildpeaks: You Died
Mangledpixel: seabatYIKES
talosparoxi: the ol punch stab
ShakaamaGaming: you were saying about plot armor?
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP cohhKnife lrrWOW cohhFlower
steelenet: what the hell
MugiwaraLexi: Noted, don't ever get caught
steelenet: WutFace
I_Am_Clockwork: medieval superstition: if I don't know it it is OF THE DEVIL
WetLettuce: stealth kill!
ritchards: I guess you at least have a pot to piss in...
FoxFyr: can you shoot these guys in the head?
wildpeaks: you can have only one pot though
Theycallmejokke: I believe you can later on in the game
ritchards: the tool tip said you can bean people in the head
FoxFyr: It's because you were better fed than them and didn't skip leg day
WetLettuce: how'd the door close?
Ereppy: send him through the window
EliteOrigin: window?
I_Am_Clockwork: window
BlindProphet32: window
Penthesilea180: window
Golldum: what did you learn
TriggerHappy2Pi: window
Featherweight_: quick find some kind of cube!
sacrenos: window
Earthenone: use the babby?
ShakaamaGaming: WINDOW
ShakaamaGaming: holy cow
I_Am_Clockwork: sure is window o'clock in here
AntiCrepuscular: apply babbo to door
WizNerd10: window
Robot_Bones: only mostly useless
FoxFyr: i'm pretty sure you can fit through yourself
Metric_Furlong: "he's only *mostly* useless" Kappa
TheAwkes: Bright light, hilighted by white set dec. Definitely a thing to interact with.
SentientRatKing: Look for white it's a visual cue for intractable objects
steelenet: gosh darn it kid
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Laserbeaks_Fury: I'll go this way, Hugo that way!
WetLettuce: i mean, if that dude wasn't carrying a big club like that...
Psychic_Ketchup: We're gonna go Life is Strange 2 any minute now?
I_Am_Clockwork: granny!
snowcookies: nice woman
Critterbot: Finally someone sane.
Theycallmejokke: Witch!
steelenet: don't trust her! she'll eat you alive!
FoxFyr: whoa
SplittingImage77: Cannibal
Psychic_Ketchup: Damn, we're adventurers now!
WetLettuce: that outfit is TOOO stylish
FoxFyr: 1-Assassins creed real quick
Baldrash: He's a total weiner.
Golldum: IT CAME WITH ARMOR
Featherweight_: Gamgam had a wild youth
Golldum: THATS SO EXPENSIVE FOR THEM
WetLettuce: is that elbow armor?
EscherichiaCole: Got that one armored elbow pad for drops
accountmadeforants: Granny was a real adventurer, I assume
Psychic_Ketchup: Look, accessories are important okay
FoxFyr: Your grandchildren were freaking assassins?
Golldum: why did her grankids need armor
Lord_ZYRK: What kind of peasant has a couter just chilling in a chest?!
I_Am_Clockwork: "the only think they found of my grandson was these cloths and this elbow gaurd
Bobtheninjagoldfish: hey all. Hows it going?
SentientRatKing: I'm going to bet one of her grandkids was a soldier. This is during the hundred years war after all.
WizNerd10: me and the lads posing for target ads
wildpeaks: because the forests have wild animals, so armor makes sense ?
orbitaltuna: plaguuuuuu
Swordsmasterguy: As a Part Time Plague Doctor, I haven't heard of this game. Is it any good?
Featherweight_: quick, ask her where sailors hang out.
seth_erickson: She used to be an adventurer like you
korvys: Crafting!
WetLettuce: The sling was the weapon of choice back then
ArcOfTheConclave: crafting?
FoxFyr: "also here is a sword"
KidAmn: Plot Grandma is secretly Medieval Tony Stark
Penthesilea180: Thanks crafting tutor, I mean, nice old lady.
Golldum: why does assassin grandma have all this
I_Am_Clockwork: who wants to learn craaaaafting mechaaaaniiiiiics?
Theycallmejokke: Lock and load
Eklinaar: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
Psychic_Ketchup: "I have a forge you can use to smith daggers"
Mangledpixel: plot convenience granny
PhorrestGaze: to battle, random child
Earthenone: its 2019
talosparoxi: it's dangerous to go alone my dear, make this
Nigouki: "girl, you're about to do a whole lot of murdering so you better get ready"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: hey ben, did I see that you have a front page stream coming up?
wildpeaks: there's lightweight crafting, yes
Darleysam: "you're not going out dressed like that, you'll catch your death of murderers"
seth_erickson: until she took her time off to be a mother
mampfreeed: granny's house is the hub area for sure
SplittingImage77: Granny confirmed previous Batman looking to pass on mantle
stacko84: Granny Alfred
FoxFyr: I want more NPC's to randomly arm children in my RPG's
Theycallmejokke: Boom! headshot
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah, I was not expecting a game this...gamey
I_Am_Clockwork: gets more torque or whatever
ritchards: crafting mechanics?
axare123: granny is a BA!!!! bet she used to be an adventurer...
WetLettuce: SLING: The Game
WetLettuce: LUL
accountmadeforants: So when do we add a tactical scope to our sling?
Lord_ZYRK: You should save up on materials until you can get the tactical rail Keepo
WizNerd10: wow, headshots are lethal, who'd'a thunk it
Metric_Furlong: Laserbeaks_Fury I'm just waiting for the hacking mini-game Kappa
EscherichiaCole: She can do 1d4 damage now
Earthenone: she used to be an adventurer like you, but then she got high
Psychic_Ketchup: Welp, I'm off to kill some fools
AntiCrepuscular: *accidentally beans Clervie*
DaCardCzar: Obligatory Arrow to the knee joke.
62MGcobra: waiting for that misfire
WizNerd10: "i used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the knee"
orbitaltuna: so is it always 360 noscope with the sling?
Darleysam: Amicia? But she's right there!
steelenet: kid's current mood -> BabyRage
Questhere: no. stop. come back...
EscherichiaCole: Who left that door open!?
WetLettuce: freakin' kids
TheChargingBadger: Door Openner, no!
Golldum: just let the kid die
Lord_ZYRK: Well, lost the kid. Let's go find a new dog.
Earthenone: can we use the leather to craft a leash for baby?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: oh man... aren't we supposed to want to protect this kid.. cause I don;t.
wildpeaks: he is just a kid after all
WizNerd10: "Mostly useless"
Evochron13: leave the lil shitter to die -_-
steelenet: LUL
Eklinaar: Trade in the kid for a new dog.
TheAwkes: Knock your foot clean off!
ritchards: the kid is the final fight, he is... Hugo Boss!
SentientRatKing: He's like five years old so that's pretty accurate for a kids that young
TStodden: Can't we just let Hugo die & start a brand new life for ourselves?
Metric_Furlong: I think at this point we just let natural selection take its course Kappa
Driosenth: why did the daughter of a lord not have a killer sling to begin with?
Evochron13: booooo ritchards
Laserbeaks_Fury: She'll be way more interesting when we get through her tragic backstory
EscherichiaCole: man we must have so much plague by now
Saphiroko: !uptime
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Bobtheninjagoldfish: just let the kid go... no loss.
Saunabath: Cutscene idiocy. The biggest weakness of the plot relevant NPCs
WizNerd10: Damn kid get back here
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talosparoxi: @Driosenth because she's like 10
ShakaamaGaming: game over
I_Am_Clockwork: the vault prompts can be a bit finicky
KidAmn: YEET
Nigouki: he ded
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh he's fucking dead
62MGcobra: kobe
I_Am_Clockwork: domed
Baldrash: Fuckin' RIP!
FoxFyr: morality triggers
WetLettuce: shut it, brat!
Lunareclipse123: DAMN
Lord_ZYRK: Your aim rocks, my dude PogChamp
Metric_Furlong: you're a murderer now, kid
snowcookies: we just killed a man
Eklinaar: Bodied
Driosenth: killcount: 1
WetLettuce: You killed him mid-DAB
theneatestburrito: Died dabbing...
Diabore: but you wont be the last
Theycallmejokke: Take his ears as trophy
Lyannen: And your innocence is gone
Featherweight_: I didn;t want to, *picks up another rock*
mampfreeed: he dabbin
flapjacksofwar: Someone is running a Plague Rats deck I see...
TheChargingBadger: Boss fight time
ritchards: so if I know video games... in an hour we will be mowing them down by the handful
Metric_Furlong: and now..boss fight?
Lord_ZYRK: Ah, a fellow armor enthusiast Kappa
AntiCrepuscular: in the booty!
TheChargingBadger: He gets faster the more armour you take off
Dezufnocosem: that's some laser precision rock throwing
Saunabath: Called it!!
Featherweight_: trick him so he charges in to a wall and gets stuck
62MGcobra: rope that dope
TStodden: We're attractng a crowd..
Dezufnocosem: ded
Lord_ZYRK: seabatYIKES
WizNerd10: Hell
Theycallmejokke: ouch
WetLettuce: ded
Driosenth: thunk
ShakaamaGaming: 1 hitta quitta
DarkMorford: REKT
steelenet: WutFace
Metric_Furlong: sad_trombone.wav
I_Am_Clockwork: whomped seabatYIKES
Saunabath: Rock vs metal
flapjacksofwar: Gibbbed
ritchards: admittedly, I think that is a full on one hit kill weapon
Psychic_Ketchup: Not the crossover I expected
wildpeaks: oh yeah, you wouldn't survive getting hit by this thing
Saphiroko: don't get greedy!
talosparoxi: nope
Lord_ZYRK: Hey Mace of Bass! Get in your Tonka trebuchet and sling rocks SwiftRage
Questhere: booped
Driosenth: killcount: 2
ritchards: rock on!
Psychic_Ketchup: Level up!
Earthenone: time to loot the body
WetLettuce: The freakin' sling!
accountmadeforants: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear!
Metric_Furlong: 2 kills! ah-ah-ha
WetLettuce: Everyone's gonna buy a sling now
Questhere: m-m-m-m-ultikill
62MGcobra: unlimited power!
ritchards: Now... murder more in my name!
FoxFyr: um.. there's a mob
Lord_ZYRK: "And I'll kill you if you don't stop being such a shit!"
WizNerd10: It's YOUR Fault
WetLettuce: sell yer slings now!
FoxFyr: RIGHT THERE
ShakaamaGaming: he looks like the actor from nathan stamos or something
Lyannen: The murder hobo strikes again
SentientRatKing: This is what happens when you choose paper
Psychic_Ketchup: Shared trauma heals all wounds
KidAmn: "I'm living in the 14th century, doing something mean to it~" - Amicia West
talosparoxi: ou killed him? that's awesome! *hug*
steelenet: dangit kid, you're effing useless
Camail: if my brother killed someone for me i'd be low key impressed
ShakaamaGaming: there's like 20 chapters
Bobtheninjagoldfish: "You killed him" "Because you ran off like a little shit.. I won't bother next time"
I_Am_Clockwork: rats were a huge red herring
SentientRatKing: Wait no scissors
SentientRatKing: crap
a_raconteur: the rats were inside of us all along
FoxFyr: 20 chapters of friendship
TheChargingBadger: A couple of the chapters are all cutscene
Metric_Furlong: the rats were a metaphor. they were inside us the whole time
snowcookies: the rats are dlc?
ShakaamaGaming: the rats were gay all along
Kraest: !uptime
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WizNerd10: Where is the horse whistle button
ayirbudd: whats really important is the rats we met along the way
talosparoxi: it's french preteen dishonored
FoxFyr: "If you want to... burn yourself"
Kraest: Sup, friends!
Metric_Furlong: plot twist: the game is actually set in Alberta
WizNerd10: Prolly his mom
Dezufnocosem: this is for that poor man you just killed
I_Am_Clockwork: welcome Kraest
Alexis_Aehale: Hi ben
Featherweight_: gonna make a boom boom
KidAmn: He's FIVE Ben
talosparoxi: molotovs?
TStodden: Cocktails? In this age?
Dezufnocosem: is this kid the rat that's ruining everyone's lives?
WizNerd10: I'll get the booze, you get the sulfur. We're about to PARTAY
EscherichiaCole: If only we had some penicillin
Golldum: were gonna kill so many poor people by the end of this game
Nigouki: KILLING WILL ONLY GET EASIER
ShakaamaGaming: GET THAT SWORD
FoxFyr: That was really sweet
wildpeaks: I won't comment on that either :D
FoxFyr: I didn't expect that
ShakaamaGaming: ditch the sling, get the sword
Featherweight_: murder him.
accountmadeforants: Personal space, Amecia
Featherweight_: take his shoes
WizNerd10: She really just can't lift it
seth_erickson: No way she could swing that mace
wildpeaks: sword are so heavy irl though
I_Am_Clockwork: on a scale of "damn, the gass" to "Hey Listen" how would you rate the competence of Hugo?
Invitare: swords aren't actually that heavy
WizNerd10: That looks like dried blood
Psychic_Ketchup: That's some good good water
bl1ghtn1n6: He's a little boy, ok? Of course he's an optimist
KidAmn: hopefully we find Upgrade Grandmas every few chapters and we end up with our own full set of platemail
bl1ghtn1n6: And dumb
Invitare: apparently a normal sword is about a kilo
I_Am_Clockwork: swords are made to be lighter
Invitare: and that's it
snowcookies: they make them lightweight
sacrenos: dual wielding is not done much
BlindProphet32: they're lighter than you think because you have to swing them around
Nigouki: oh good, you can craft gunpowder
I_Am_Clockwork: the lighter the sword, the faster you can swing, and the faster you swing the deadlier you are
sacrenos: only rapier and parrying dagger
WizNerd10: Dance on those graves
Evochron13: saltpeter is used for gunpowder
TStodden: Salpeter? It's likely Saltpeter
FoxFyr: As someone with sword training, yes they are pretty light, but trying to do two handed stuff succckkkksss
EscherichiaCole: saltpeter is used to make gunpowder, with sulfur and charcoal
wildpeaks: Flower \o/
snowcookies: aww
AntiCrepuscular: d'aaaw
Golldum: take the ax
Psychic_Ketchup: +1 AC
Mangledpixel: different swords have different weights, but typically they are made to be as light as possible while still being strong
talosparoxi: it depends on the sword. they're not that heavy to carry it's just that swinging them is a lot more strenuous
Dezufnocosem: in my dank dank herbarium
mampfreeed: we only need coal now and we can make gunpowder yass
Metric_Furlong: duel-wielding swords is awkward mostly for similar reasons that duel-wielding pistols are awkward
sacrenos: a longsword is like 1.5-2.5 kg (like 3-5 pounds ish)
AntiCrepuscular: "you're ok, kid"
Robot_Bones: real smooth hugo Kappa
MrUglama: wonder whats the name of the game huh
I_Am_Clockwork: dual weilding is avoided because if you aren't going to twohand your sword for better control, then a shield is far supierior
Baldrash: The kid's a MacGuffin.
QuietJay: stop, smell the flowers
ancientspark: Alcohol and fabric?! Is it time to molotov and turn this into a zombie game?
axare123: Medieval Swords are neither unwieldably heavy nor all alike - the average weight of any one of normal size is between 2.5 lb. and 3.5 lbs. Even the big hand-and-a-half 'war' swords rarely weigh more than 4.5 lbs
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah swords are supprisingly light
Bobtheninjagoldfish: innocent, until he starts throwing a tantrum. I wonder if he is called Hugo MacGuffin
EscherichiaCole: swords are lighter and more flexible than one would think
I_Am_Clockwork: thats why steel swords were so cool for the people of this time
SentientRatKing: Swords are heavier than you think but still light and they're balanced at a point that makes them light in the hand
I_Am_Clockwork: super light material that seemd to magically bend rather than shatter or break
Golldum: a sword is lighter than a gallon of milk
Golldum: huh
FoxFyr: bastard swords are very nicely balanced despite being like 5 pounds
bl1ghtn1n6: He just gave us the plague
Invitare: wait... that pendant... Is this the same universe that Cam's Dice Friends campaign is in??
Aziraphalesshop: Stay a while and listen!
Lunareclipse123: @loadingreadyrun Dual-wielding is bad because you can't really effectively use two weapons at the same time, and in a fight you want to defend yourself, not just hit as many times as you can, so you end up parrying with one sword and attacking with the other, at which point you'd be better off with a shield
Featherweight_: you are very rich. I will help you
WizNerd10: Ahh, Selesnyans. Explains alot
talosparoxi: kids got a real quasimoto vibe
I_Am_Clockwork: Catholic monks: We help sometimes
I_Am_Clockwork: not, you know, often, but hey
snowcookies: He seems ill
talosparoxi: did you learn nothing from GOT? never go through the crypts
KidAmn: And whatever you do, don't blink.
Despoiler98: @Lunareclipse123 in the rennaisance period you would duel wield a rapier and dagger because the dagger would be your defensive off hand.
wildpeaks: just stay in the light
ShakaamaGaming: FUN FACT: the black plague killed 30% of europe. Africans lead to the cure by introducing sanitary practices like not throwing poop out of windows on those walking below, and bathing.
Despoiler98: YUP
I_Am_Clockwork: yep
frozenphoenix7: Yes.
Metric_Furlong: sometimes
Driosenth: yes
Featherweight_: Your made of meat
Gen2Gengar: Rats are terrible
Nigouki: rodents just bite anything to see if it's edible
Saunabath: If there's no other food
Aziraphalesshop: I thought the secret tunnel in the church is supposed to go behind the throne room
SentientRatKing: Parrying and swift precise movements are a hallmark of real sword techniques. Watch a historic european martial arts practice or competition sometime. it's fascinating how people really used swords compared to how they're depicted.
wildpeaks: we're tasty
EscherichiaCole: "Fun" fact: the plauge was not spread by rats, but by fleas the rats carried.
Catcard: If you are paralyzed, rats will eat you alive if they can reach you
I_Am_Clockwork: espessially if they are starving or contaminated with rabies or simillar
ancientspark: @loadingreadyrun Yes. I heard a case where a guy with diabetes had damaged nerves and rats bit off their toe without noticing
TStodden: Rats bit people for crumbs of food first...
Psychic_Ketchup: Good old brother mushroom
frozenphoenix7: Hope you're ready Benjamin.
Nigouki: apparently new wire insulation that's made with bio-sourced plastics are utterly delicious to them
talosparoxi: rats generally spread plague by dying, not by biting
Robot_Bones: Ben aka Mr. Mostly Meat
Lunareclipse123: @Despoiler98 Yes, and shields were on their way out of fashion at that point because guns blow holes in them
axare123: there are books about the rats eating people alive!
Despoiler98: Hes gonna get chewed up
wildpeaks: this guy didn't follow his own "stay in the light" advice
Driosenth: with that limp, he ded
mtvcdm: Lunchtime!
talosparoxi: the actual plague transmitter is the fleas that are on the rats
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Mivair: At the end we're all made of meat, until that meat is abruptly taken away from us! Yaaaay!
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Featherweight_: time for some RTOS's
FoxFyr: It was more the fleas than the rats themselves, but open sores don
Aziraphalesshop: Secretly made of rats
Amentur: "Stay in the light while I go in the dark."
FoxFyr: 't help
a_raconteur: is it rat tribal time?
ShakaamaGaming: 10% chance monk survives
TStodden: Psyduck?
Despoiler98: Ratomancy, thats a terrifying power
Kraest: @escherichiacole Actually, it’s more likely that the plague was carried by wild hamsters, because the time of the year that the plague was at its worst was when the rat population was the lowest
Invitare: Ratomancer
QuietJay: Time to learn another game mechanic.
Despoiler98: HELL NO
Mivair: RATS!
I_Am_Clockwork: rats: the piranha of the land.
wildpeaks: Come forth, my minions \o/
Lord_ZYRK: AW RATS
snowcookies: he can sense rats
Psychic_Ketchup: That's so cool
WizNerd10: "I'm summoning the rats Amicia"
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
AntiCrepuscular: FASTER
Penthesilea180: Demon rats?!
Metric_Furlong: so many Dennises
Robot_Bones: Aziz LIGHT!
Mangledpixel: that is more rats than expected
Featherweight_: featheRattum
Mivair: He looks remarkably nonchalant about the rats
Questhere: ah rats
snowcookies: holy shit
Theycallmejokke: Land piranahs
Baldrash: Rats are piranha. Got it.
VoidSpinner: Suddenly Dishonored
WizNerd10: Dennis god damn it
Psychic_Ketchup: !card crypt rats
LRRbot: Crypt Rats [2B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | {X}: Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.
I_Am_Clockwork: say hello to Denis, and Denis, and over there is Denis, and....
Despoiler98: nope nope nope nope
Evochron13: !card plague rats
LRRbot: Plague Rats [2B] | Creature — Rat [*/*] | Plague Rats's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures named Plague Rats on the battlefield.
Mivair: pi-rat-na
Field94: didnt realize we were doing MTGA pauper
Katakas_Yule: Straight NOPE
GDwarf: There must be at least five or six rats there!
Pazzix: I don't think thats how 'plague rats' work...
aWabbajack: Counter with SNEK! mrweebSnekBuns mrweebSnekMid mrweebSnekHead
talosparoxi: rats, why'd it have to be rats.
Dezufnocosem: good job slowly taking a couple small steps towards saving him, good hustle
sacrenos: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
bl1ghtn1n6: !card rat colony
LRRbot: Rat Colony [1B] | Creature — Rat [2/1] | Rat Colony gets +1/+0 for each other Rat you control. / A deck can have any number of cards named Rat Colony.
axare123: real historical rat behavior!!!
orbitaltuna: the little kid is still alive? ccolorD
Despoiler98: please invent the molotov cocktail
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP cohhKnife
Aztren: Wow, thats almost as many rats in the average NY resteraunt
Despoiler98: or napalm
SentientRatKing: I have bad news for you Mangledpixel this is small compared to later on
ShakaamaGaming: FUN FACT: monks are called "brother" not "father"
Mivair: Ben the secret is rats
AntiCrepuscular: secrets?! PogChamp
wildpeaks: oh there are plenty of secrets
Saunabath: The rats have evolved. They have reached the liquid form
Lord_ZYRK: You ever been so hungry that you ate a monk?
Theycallmejokke: Gotta get them chevs
Despoiler98: or just a nuke, can we nuke it?
Evochron13: someone's been playing rat colony in pauper
Mangledpixel: SentientRatKing given your name, I believe you
WetLettuce: go to the other side!
Invitare: Rat Physics
WetLettuce: the other side!
EscherichiaCole: rat fluid dynamics
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Metric_Furlong: impressive fluid physics on those rats
a_raconteur: some one left their pack rats outside again
ShakaamaGaming: other side had secret
Mivair: Nightmare of Rats
TStodden: I don't know if this is better or worse than the room of a 1000 snakes.
talosparoxi: right, they used a fluid engine as a basework for the rats in this game
I_Am_Clockwork: the "rats as a dynamic fluid system" is reeeealy cool from a technical standpoint
Mivair: That man's got no legs!
frozenphoenix7: We found Morel
SentientRatKing: Hehehe yeah helps that I've played the game too
mtvcdm: Vow of chastity right there.
the__spanish__inquisition: Cheer100 This is a small number of rats as far as this game is concerned
Despoiler98: lots of legs
AntiCrepuscular: nggggg
Pazzix: "whats my motivation?" "youre a plague rat" "Oh, so I eat people!"
Despoiler98: lots and lots of legs
Baldrash: lrrWOW Ben,
WizNerd10: Quite a lot of legs, it seems
Amentur: That monk is doing a half ass job
Saunabath: Fire. Is there anything it cannot solve
Darleysam: he got bitten by radioactive rats, now he's half-man...
orbitaltuna: that joke didn't have a leg to stand on lrrBEEJ
talosparoxi: no, clip it and put it in the highlights
Featherweight_: don't make work for Hodor
WetLettuce: time limit on those torches
mtvcdm: She's trying to ditch the Hodor nickname, Featherweight, just for the record.
Mivair: Rats, we can't go that way.
Despoiler98: piss
Pteraspidomorphi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:17.
wildpeaks: players never look up
Pteraspidomorphi: I forgot this was happening
stacko84: I'm getting Last Crusade vibes from the rat horde
Earthenone: !card gnaw to the bone
LRRbot: Gnaw to the Bone [2G] | Instant | You gain 2 life for each creature card in your graveyard. / Flashback {2}{G}
ShakaamaGaming: the old jello chain trope
I_Am_Clockwork: these skeletons are still... juicy
ritchards: to shreds you say
WetLettuce: TOUCH THEM! Pet the purty rats
Invitare: door won't open because that room is wall to wall rats now
SentientRatKing: Fun fact rats can eventually chew through brick
Dezufnocosem: now I want thousands of pet rats
SplittingImage77: “There’s no flammable...” *looks at Hugo*
Mangledpixel: !card ravenous rats
LRRbot: Ravenous Rats [1B] | Creature — Rat [1/1] | When Ravenous Rats enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
Despoiler98: how many magic cards are being referenced in this game
Mivair: If you look closely, they spontaneously combust in the light!
I_Am_Clockwork: the light-phobia is a sign that the rats are infected with something
coelopteryx: secret rocks
Metric_Furlong: fun fact: most rats don't have glowing demon eyes
Pazzix: The plague rats travelled on trade ships. The traders were gone when the ship arrived
Driosenth: "To the bone" you say? "wave of rats" you say?
I_Am_Clockwork: rabies or other desieses that attack the brain can lead to light sensitivity
Mivair: @I_Am_Clockwork they are infected with fluid modelling techniques
Gen2Gengar: Go back to Alberta, tere are no rats there
I_Am_Clockwork: but also, VideoGame
WizNerd10: Now you can make rat suits for disguises
FoxFyr: Pretty well known torture was to put a rat in a bucket, place it on a person's abdomen and heat it
seth_erickson: Gamers love Pendulums
MugiwaraLexi: Rats are also usually attracted to open sources of blood like a shark or pirhana
I_Am_Clockwork: rats have reflective eyes
Biffus1337: HeyGuys
Featherweight_: rats can also over a meter high
I_Am_Clockwork: most creatures with any amount of night vision do
GDwarf: Oh, right, Alberta and the rat patrol
Featherweight_: jump
Metric_Furlong: zero rats *that you know about*
WizNerd10: RAT SUITS
Mivair: Pet rats are also absolutely adorable
talosparoxi: better rats than roaches
ShadowAce0: the alberta rat wars
ShakaamaGaming: Import mongooses?
WetLettuce: there's a 2nd page?
DarkMorford: Ooh, we Minecraft now? Kappa
PhorrestGaze: rats don't want to live there
Earthenone: bottom say 1/1
orbitaltuna: train canadian geese to hunt rats ccolorD
I_Am_Clockwork: some rats stand over 7 feet tall, and have big black tenticles... oh wait that's slenderman
GDwarf: I'm not sure I actually *believe* that there are zero rats there, they're too good at getting past people.
WizNerd10: Make rat suits, for the love of god
Mivair: We need more...rat-erials?
Driosenth: Sadly, the significance of a perpetual pendulum is lost on people of this time period.
Dezufnocosem: rats boycott alberta in return because of their racism
talosparoxi: the codex of infinte wisdom?
CrazymattCaptain: well you did miss a few things along the way by following the path
FoxFyr: Ah yes saltpeter at a monkery
Earthenone: lrrHAM
Baldrash: lrrHAM
DarkMorford: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
Mivair: Well that's a real ham sandwich
Lord_ZYRK: Those rats going HAM
TStodden: lrrCOW lrrHAM
WizNerd10: If you were wearing rat suits you wouldn't have to worry about this, now would you?
wildpeaks: luckily, the big hams are not time-limited
fritobandeeto: u missed a pickup
Blasteg: they ate a whole human in moments. how long sould a ham distract?
aWabbajack: lrrHAM mrweebHypeham lrrHAM mrweebHypeham
Mivair: The rats gnaw humans to bone in moments, but take forever to gnaw through a single hame
WetLettuce: pet the rats! I want to see what happens :D
ShakaamaGaming: get them drunk?
Invitare: ah, get the rats drunk
WizNerd10: Table
Pazzix: Booze, the solution to all your worries@
GDwarf: Walk on the table! Everyone knows rats can't climb!
SentientRatKing: Do you want any advice on good upgrades. I'm fine leaving it alone but it occurred to me it might be useful
Kraest: @mivair They’re just savouring the ham
Despoiler98: Rats gnaw on things because their teeth are constantly growing and they need to keep them filed back
fritobandeeto: the creepiness is REAL ...UGGHHH
frozenphoenix7: They climbed a human, you're telling me they can't climb a table?
D33vious: quality ham. porchutio
WetLettuce: What's multiplayer look like?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Alcohol; the cause of and solution to all of live's issues
orbitaltuna: the movement of these rats remind me of sc2 zerglings
TStodden: Floor is Lava time...
WizNerd10: @LoadingReadyRun Use the leather to make rat suits.
Dezufnocosem: seems like the father should have maybe been more prepared if he's been living in this place
Driosenth: everyone knows rats have a fear of upright tables
ShakaamaGaming: i'm mad they made her a girl, a older brother would have been better.
Despoiler98: NOPE NOPE
Saphiroko: aww they're so cute!
ShakaamaGaming: now get all the stuff in the rooM?
WetLettuce: Sulphur? Make some bombs :D
Despoiler98: sulfur and saltpeter you have gunpowder
WizNerd10: @ShakaamaGaming that sounds like a you problem though
GoblinRanger: well this seems fun, how this game been so far?
Featherweight_: He had some pocket sulfur. like ya do.
I_Am_Clockwork: its ok, crafting meterials are pretty easy to come by
Psychic_Ketchup: What's going on? Rats, probably
Mivair: Hugo you rat bastard!
Nigouki: time to find a Hugo-sized skeleton
ShakaamaGaming: @WizNerd10 indeed that is very true. i'm a min/maxer
Driosenth: why does she keep putting the pitch torch down?
Lord_ZYRK: AWAY! AWAY!
Saphiroko: that there's a potty room
talosparoxi: shitters full
fritobandeeto: literally
SentientRatKing: Yeah the materials pouch is a good upgrade
Earthenone: need to craft more inventory space clearly
Evochron13: damn it talosparoxi got there before me
orbitaltuna: build rat poison Kappa
DarkMorford: Four wood planks in a square makes a crafting bench. Kappa
I_Am_Clockwork: @Lord_ZYRK ah yes, the traditional Yarnam Greeting
SentientRatKing: Otherwise you end up passing up stuff I had to learn that the hard way
Metric_Furlong: orbitaltuna yes, and then smear it on yourself so after the rats eat you they'll die
Saunabath: Yes Hugo. Ru towards the light
Saunabath: *Run
WetLettuce: you missed that room
Saphiroko: gotta go fast!
Despoiler98: yeah I want to get to a rat killing point not just scaring them off
Invitare: that boy will be Hokage
Featherweight_: rock the window?
Lord_ZYRK: Hugo found incendiary grenades? MiniK
frozenphoenix7: Look up.
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh he would totally naruto run wouldn't he
WetLettuce: climb over
ShadowAce0: the rubble
Saphiroko: there's ample wood, can't you grab an old bed frame?
ShadowAce0: ?
I_Am_Clockwork: parkour?
Theycallmejokke: Are we stuck
orbitaltuna: most people don't look up
Driosenth: adam was right!
WetLettuce: check the room over there
bl1ghtn1n6: Good thing no one in this place can build chains
Psychic_Ketchup: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
WetLettuce: can you not sprint with a torch?
wildpeaks: close one :D
AntiCrepuscular: close one!
Saphiroko: if you light all the sticks on fire, that's like 20 times more light! Kappa
WetLettuce: you need a twig, and light it up there
Saphiroko: oh dear lord
Mivair: Nom!
Despoiler98: NOPE
WizNerd10: To shreds you say
snowcookies: knew that would happen
I_Am_Clockwork: gotta get a fresh twig
Psychic_Ketchup: I have become rat
Lord_ZYRK: That bites
Mivair: Let's Nom!
Earthenone: rats
AntiCrepuscular: Galaxy Brain: Light the *rats* on fire!
CrazymattCaptain: yum
Evochron13: OMNOMNOMNOM
wildpeaks: om nom nom
Robot_Bones: om nom nom nom nom nom nom om nom nom nom nom nom nom
HydraWiggins: smash cut to a bleached white skeleton
WizNerd10: Aren
Kraest: HOMFNOMFNOMF
TStodden: lrrGREED katesRip
Saphiroko: @AntiCrepuscular PogChamp
WizNerd10: Aren't rats flammable?
WetLettuce: light it up further down the place
I_Am_Clockwork: the rats just want to help your inner skeleton fufill it's dreams of being free
Despoiler98: *lights a rock on fire* see?
TStodden: These rats will eat you before they ignite.
I_Am_Clockwork: these rats are actually probably pretty oily, so they might be more flamible than expected
I_Am_Clockwork: depends on the state of sewage systems in the town
WetLettuce: rat scat?
frozenphoenix7: They're nesting Ben. It's natural.
Evochron13: those were someone's intestines.
Despoiler98: rats burrow
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah that's what rats nests look like
Saphiroko: nah, that looked super natural
wildpeaks: in that universe, yes
Despoiler98: wouldnt be above ground
orbitaltuna: can't we please just leave the kid behind
talosparoxi: that girl is gonna have so many burns on her hand by the end of this game
I_Am_Clockwork: the build it out of pretty much any material
Kraest: I’m sure Alex would have an aneurism over how quickly these sticks burn XD
ShakaamaGaming: CHIPOTLE delivered. god bless 2019 and ordering on your computer
Lord_ZYRK: Kraest to be fair, sticks don't burn brightly like that by themselves, anyway
Earthenone: a silencer for your rocks seems good
TheManaLeek: Ooh I'd just heard people raving about this game
SentientRatKing: can confirm it's a good game
Saphiroko: no sorry, I meant supernatural
orbitaltuna: they're special holy sticks Kappa
FoxFyr: I'm still waiting for her to fling him into the arm's of an inquisitor
I_Am_Clockwork: this is about on par for an actual plague of rats
Lord_ZYRK: Earthenone excuse you, I think you mean a suppressor for your rocks Kappa
Kraest: Everyone knows rats are allergic to chest high piles of rubble
Saphiroko: this is like Alone in the Dark!
talosparoxi: a little, not quite that level but rats do make spongey beehives for nests
Leliale: its normal for rats to be afraid of light and devour people in seconds
Despoiler98: nope demon rats thats some demon shit
Metric_Furlong: No, I used to have a pet rat: behaved exactly like this Kappa
I_Am_Clockwork: as far as the number of rats go, this is actually quite low for a rat plauge
Psychic_Ketchup: This must smell great
frozenphoenix7: You don't believe that's natural but you believe the chance they have glowing red demonic eyes irl? Something doesn't add up here Ben <_<
I_Am_Clockwork: historically speaking
Saphiroko: good LORD
orbitaltuna: how much of that is rat feces
Despoiler98: OK NOT OK NOT OK
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The rats are in the walls!
TheManaLeek: I feel totally comfortable. Totally. Comfortable.
ShakaamaGaming: i'm eating :(
Vyous: Amelia, why didn't you take 2 sticks Kappa
Mivair: It's Fine Everything is Fine This is Completely Fine
Mivair: RUN
Leliale: its also normal for rats to increase in power based on the number of rats you control and cause your oponent to discard
Metric_Furlong: he was a real pillar of the community
I_Am_Clockwork: the rats heard you talking shit
Darleysam: who left the rat faucet running!
Evochron13: welp it's not a let's nope in terms of the usual scary stuff
WetLettuce: So, is she sick now?
wildpeaks: Praise the sun
Evochron13: but it's certainly a let's NOPE
TStodden: just a thought... did the rats eat the dog earlier?
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Driosenth: that's Gary, he still owes me two loaves
Psychic_Ketchup: And then Hugo turns into rats
frozenphoenix7: You got that poor priest man murdered.
Blasteg: maybe he does
Swordsmasterguy: I'm also a part time Necromancer
Featherweight_: by the end of the game that sling is gonna be firing laser guided explosive smart rocks
Earthenone: maybe he can get rats to crawl around inside her body and move as if she was alive?
Despoiler98: cruise missiles
Metric_Furlong: doctorGunsforhands they don't like sunlight
Eklinaar: Hugo, you can see mummy if you are a necromancer. Are you a necromancer?
Theycallmejokke: Wasting day light
DarkMorford: Cool, we got out. Good game, who's next for Play It Forward?
talosparoxi: I thought there'd be like 5 rats on his back biting into him when he walked into shot. just as a final fuck you to the audience
bl1ghtn1n6: @earthenone No thanks
tapdancingbeavers: Hello all
talosparoxi: mickey mouse
HydraWiggins: Someone call the homuculi from FMA, someone needs a lesson
I_Am_Clockwork: macdonalds!
FoxFyr: "Chapter 96: life was unfortunate for the Baudelaire orphans"
SajuukSjet: the anime trope of flicking a rock at someone, and it taking out everything in a 10-mile radius upon impact Kappa
I_Am_Clockwork: rats make you sleepy?
TStodden: IIRC, one chapter in A Series of Unfortunate Events was like a quarter page long.
mampfreeed: I'm for sure gonna fall asleep during the stream bc it's 1 am
Blasteg: save from the rats (at least before sunset)
GDwarf: Everyone knows people named "Laurentius" repel both rats and angry peasants.
Krayvern: Alright Twitch Chat, time to @ James
snowcookies: and then James appears
ShakaamaGaming: 1% chance the dr is dead
Eklinaar: Called out lrrJAMES
Lyannen: Okay.. somebody twitter James
Despoiler98: methane
WizNerd10: Rats
Mivair: rats
AntiCrepuscular: Sea Rats!
WizNerd10: Its rats
Theycallmejokke: Underwater rats
Zaraka00: rats
TStodden: Seacrest? who looking for him?
Psychic_Ketchup: That's one farty frog
Stoffern: scubarats
Despoiler98: swimming rats SWIMMING RATS
frozenphoenix7: The air escaping a corpse.
I_Am_Clockwork: it's the rat submarine
Featherweight_: James walks in holding one black coffee
Earthenone: its probobly rats
DMGlol: yeah it's definitely not rats
Driosenth: decomposing body
Lord_ZYRK: It could be a farting weirdo hiding in the water
Saunabath: scuba rats
talosparoxi: you know that if he did though he wouldn't bring you nuggies or a burger, he'd just bring you some cold fries
Mivair: rats or corpse
WizNerd10: Sea rats
ritchards: ooh, a fast travel point!
Earthenone: is it chris' blood?
Mivair: rest at the bonfire ben!
FoxFyr: or a guy with a club
bl1ghtn1n6: But then bubbles becomes rats
GDwarf: I mean, if we're still outside after sunset we might have problems with rats, so being wound up is probably wise
Lord_ZYRK: Not everything is because of rats, Hugo DansGame
I_Am_Clockwork: @ritchards I don't think its quite that open world of a game
Despoiler98: jeez
Mivair: That guy's seen better days.
FoxFyr: you know normal stuff hugo Kappa Kappa
Stoffern: These rats REALY like legs
I_Am_Clockwork: Hey Kid, wanna see a dead body?
Metric_Furlong: well, they *were* here
talosparoxi: agreed, maggots are gross
Lord_ZYRK: They only like the dark meat
Lord_ZYRK: Legs and thighs are where it's at
bl1ghtn1n6: This game is...not quite pretty, but really good-looking in a gruesome way
I_Am_Clockwork: skrt!
Mivair: it's probably fine
demondrinkingtea: !uptime
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Blasteg: must be the wind
demondrinkingtea: Hi Ben! lrrBEN
talosparoxi: dark meat is WAY better than light meat
Lord_ZYRK: ^
talosparoxi: that shit's too dry
WetLettuce: Imagine when you can carry TWO pots LUL
WetLettuce: op op op
DarkMorford: I'm fine with white or dark meat, as long as it's cooked well. Just put those birds in my stomach.
Despoiler98: Ya know in New York they're killing rats by shovelling dry ice into the burrows and sealing them up
Evochron13: well cooked white meat is fine; dark meat is harder to screw up
Featherweight_: HMM I wonder if the grand inquisitor is actually the BAD GUY ?!?!
I_Am_Clockwork: skrt!
wildpeaks: you lucksack :D
Mivair: Alecia throws a peace sign and fucks off
SentientRatKing: I love the music in this game
Lord_ZYRK: Featherweight_ like twenty rats in a tabard?
talosparoxi: lrrGOAT
Saphiroko: oh no
Despoiler98: you stupid kid!
Psychic_Ketchup: Haha
Critterbot: What is this dark meat you're talking about? I've only heard about white and red meat.
Mivair: ded
frozenphoenix7: I mean, that was your fault Ben if we're being honest, not Hugo's.
SweetMooch: white meat isn't always dry. Dark meat is just a little more forgiving
I_Am_Clockwork: "now hugo! Run, BE FREEE"
wildpeaks: now we know, for Science
ShakaamaGaming: bad sister
AntiCrepuscular: do not yeet ye child
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talosparoxi: seems I made a preemptive goat
SentientRatKing: It's the fattier stuff
Lord_ZYRK: It's got that good
Lord_ZYRK: BIRD JUICE
talosparoxi: sling him
FoxFyr: White mean is good in sandwiches and with gravy
Despoiler98: SKRT
talosparoxi: he has no helmet
Earthenone: i prefer good white meat to good dark meat but medium dark meat to medium white meat
Lord_ZYRK: SKRT has been called seabatTROG
StrawberryPepper: strawb28Heartmini strawb28Heartmini strawb28Heartmini *random minis sneak about world of scares and rat frens*
ThePoshPanda: Thighs and legs vs breast
DarkMorford: I think I remember reading somewhere that dark meat is actually healthier for you.
WetLettuce: PogChamp
fritobandeeto: dark meat is nearer to the bone
frozenphoenix7: You see light meat is flesh from an angel while dark meat is flesh from a demon.
Drakas: hello
Lord_ZYRK: Mmmmmmm, demon meat
EscherichiaCole: Good omens is great!
I_Am_Clockwork: good omens is out already? PogChamp
coelopteryx: like, when someone's legitimately confused about definitions of words, it's probably best to be sincere when answering rather than jokey
BlindProphet32: Good Omens is love
SweetMooch: Large Italian no pants
SentientRatKing: The little yellow arrows around the aiming circle with the jars and stuff point to the people it will attract
Pseudonymn: I watched it in one sitting. Very worthwhile
talosparoxi: wait, good omens is out now? when did this happen?
Penthesilea180: So good. Binged it yesterday because I had the day off. Worth it.
Pseudonymn: It is pretty 1:1 with the radio play
I_Am_Clockwork: huh
talosparoxi: DUUUUUDE
oyleslyck: yup
DaCardCzar: That's Shovel Knight to you!
korvys: Knife wheel?
EscherichiaCole: It's only 6 episodes
BlindProphet32: yup whole season came out
talosparoxi: I'm gonna binge that
a_raconteur: what is good omens?
Golldum: what show?
I_Am_Clockwork now has a new thing to watch since they finished The Terror
Penthesilea180: Yep, 6 episode season
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KNACC: ohhh good Omens! my first fandom :D
talosparoxi: JEEZE
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Mivair: :O
Psychic_Ketchup: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
usshin314: just kill him
Despoiler98: slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart
MiranFurze: that was nice
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
wildpeaks: patience and observation, young padawan
Pseudonymn: I mean the radioplay was also about six hours
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Featherweight_: Cover yourself in mud so they can't see your body heat.
Nameless_Sword: Afternoon folks!
m_logan2000: we could run it and save the pot?
Georgeadolio: lfsU lfsU lfsU
dmark312: Woot! Sweet, Thanks! lrrHORN
talosparoxi: sling him instead, he has no helmet
aWabbajack: mrweebSnekBuns mrweebSnekMid mrweebSnekHead mrweebBadger
wildpeaks: you do move faster without hugo
Despoiler98: you cant promise that Bern
Despoiler98: Ben
Nameless_Sword: Good to see you too Ben, and everyone else in chat
I_Am_Clockwork: Narator: "he proceeded to lrrEFF it up"
Psychic_Ketchup: Trapped. Like rats!
Kraest: I’m sure there’s a historical reason for those knife wheels but I’m having trouble figuring it out XD
TheMerricat: @a_raconteur https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Omens - Good Omens is the story that Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman worked on before Terry passed away. Two legendary storywriters, it's supposedly extremely good and funny.
I_Am_Clockwork: good old hugo, opening windows and doors
Kraest: “That noise! Better announce my intentions to literal no one!”
ratxprince: I heard there might be rats?
Despoiler98: genius child here
oyleslyck: shoveling in full armor... sucks to be that guard
Psychic_Ketchup: Thanks Hugo, you font of wisdom you
SentientRatKing: lime I think it's a reference to how it's sometimes used to break down bodies in mass graves during plagues
Nameless_Sword: So I missed the start, why are we avoiding these guards?
Despoiler98: genius kid...just...stunningly smart
Nameless_Sword: Oh guard is saying why....
Featherweight_: rats can swim real good
I_Am_Clockwork: "fills in 'protagonist is can't swim' bingo box"
Kraest: So I missed the first hour of this. What’s the setup here?
TheMerricat: I think one of the praise I've read about this game is exactly how well these two portray two little kids instead of your typical "I'm an adult pretending to be a kid" kids in video games.
I_Am_Clockwork: he's got a patrol patern
talosparoxi: cue, the "what was that" from MGS
SentientRatKing: Just wait
wildpeaks: just have to time it right
Psychic_Ketchup: Ooh a guard without a helm, they're just asking to get rocked
WetLettuce: Hit him with a rock!
Theycallmejokke: Cap em
TheMerricat: @Nameless_Sword There is a plauge and we are outsiders, they've decided we are part of the problem.
I_Am_Clockwork: killing people tends to be noisy
WetLettuce: !findquote rock
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Psychic_Ketchup: Little late for that
Despoiler98: sling to the head!
SentientRatKing: Using the sling makes noise though so it can get out of hand fast
FoxFyr: Maybe you Pass-a-fist into his skull
Despoiler98: SKRT
Nameless_Sword: Thank you @TheMerricat
TheChargingBadger: At a certain point in the game you don't really have the option to be a pacifist
TheChargingBadger: You WILL have to fight later
ChroniclerC: "Wants them alive" *proceeds to kill*
Featherweight_: yepp the lord sure wants you alive...
CrazymattCaptain: just hide in the river that won't hide you at all
TheChargingBadger: They want the boy alive
TheChargingBadger: The girl is at best ransom she is not important
Psychic_Ketchup: Damn pot throwing rats
ratxprince: i love his grumpy walk
WetLettuce: CONVENIENCE LUL
Nameless_Sword: now you can hold multiple pots
WetLettuce: I have a feeling that you are probably crafting in the listed order
Nameless_Sword: i bet
I_Am_Clockwork: man this game is soooo pretty
wildpeaks: nice dodging of the question, Amicia
ShakaamaGaming: why was there no Rising of the Shield Hero this week?
Despoiler98: frigging kid
ritchards: he's ducking in and outt... he's Hugo Weaving
I_Am_Clockwork: there are litterally sword guys like 4 yards that way, kid
wildpeaks: daww
Nameless_Sword: wait... wait.... is this turning into a let's nope?!
SentientRatKing: Oh yeah and for later upgrades you need the materials pouch upgrades because the materials needed exceed what the base on carries
TheMerricat: Bad , Bad man. @ritchards
SentientRatKing: one carries*
Despoiler98: Piggy!
WetLettuce: can't carry rocks?
Questhere: pet the pigpy
WetLettuce: smh
ChroniclerC: lrrHAM
Theycallmejokke: The pigs will protect us
talosparoxi: well, rats are pretty gross
I_Am_Clockwork: Hugo sometimes reminds me of Caboose from RvB
oyleslyck: if you have a fear of rats... this could very well be a let's nope
Evochron13: the kid is a stale cinnamon bun
DarkMorford: Oh hey, chicks. Kappa
ratxprince: rats arent gross!!
Evochron13: he's still sweet and innocent but very dumb
WetLettuce: but these ones are
WetLettuce: I mean, the kid is 5 years old :D
talosparoxi: @ratxprince wild plague rats are
Kraest: It’s okay @ratxprince, I think y’all are cute :3
ratxprince: hmmm
ratxprince: :3c
TheMerricat: Having just had lunch with a friend and her five year old, I can safely say I'd prefer Hugo....
I_Am_Clockwork: oh yeah, ben getting in the good tall grass
frozenphoenix7: I mean, we just found a lot of Rattata not too long ago Kappa
oyleslyck: lrrGREED
wildpeaks: I had to redo this section quite a few time because of that tempting chest :D
Theycallmejokke: Maximum greedmode :D
ChroniclerC: lrrGREED
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
WetLettuce: LUL
Psychic_Ketchup: Hubris!
FoxFyr: HUBRIS
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Evochron13: clip that
wildpeaks: the hubris :D
Nameless_Sword: Now who's the idiot....
talosparoxi: lrrGREED
ratxprince: haha
WetLettuce: Well, if ya didn't shout LUL
ritchards: there's the clip!
I_Am_Clockwork: "Wow these guys SUCK" gets immediately sworded
StrawberryPepper: Huge Buras
Eklinaar: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
CompletelyUnsure: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
FoxFyr: I need a hubris emote
Nameless_Sword: i know... but you are such a lovable guy!
Despoiler98: Dont yell at the soldiers that theyre idiots Ben.......doesnt help
frozenphoenix7: Look, they don't get paid enough for this
Kraest: Is this Sekiro lrrBEEJ
Psychic_Ketchup: Sneak sneak sneak
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Despoiler98: HOW?!
Theycallmejokke: Woaw
SentientRatKing: I wonder if you're standing in wild carrot or fools parsley
erloas: they're looking about as hard as you would expect from someone being paid that little
usshin314: 100 stealth
ratxprince: lookit their grumpy walks
I_Am_Clockwork: some sort of steal kings
oyleslyck: they just give up knowing there is a kid in the grass
zody1234: not enough rats 5/10
HydraWiggins: ride the piggies into battle
Featherweight_: are these riding pigs?
ratxprince: not enough rats
erloas: rid the pig to freedom
HydraWiggins: great minds
I_Am_Clockwork: "ugh... Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around but my ass is dummy thiq"
Evochron13: fakk
zody1234: you ever try to walk like that IRL shit takes a lot of muscles LUL
HydraWiggins: the Bite seems to be their name for the plague
UnseenAcademical: That DAHK Plague
ChroniclerC: you don't get plague from ratbites, Ben. You get it from fleas.
ratxprince: yee
tapdancingbeavers: You become a vampire rat from bites
ShakaamaGaming: TELL HIM: anyone without a helmet you can kill
oyleslyck: more lrrGREED
Sparkler111: The voice acting in this game is very good.
Theycallmejokke: Get on the point
ChroniclerC: wak :V
I_Am_Clockwork: I mean if the rats actualy bite you, I'm sure it would infect you too :p
FoxFyr: Is this that dock water?
Featherweight_: me think these might not be normal rats....
TheMerricat: you get rabies from the rat bite, the fleas give you the plague.
Despoiler98: WELP
Nameless_Sword: Time to FIGHT!
Despoiler98: That ended quickly
I_Am_Clockwork: oh no, helmets!
Despoiler98: SKRT
SentientRatKing: People at the time during the real plague thought it was from miasma seeping up through the earth due to earthquakes caused the an alignment of the planets.
talosparoxi: you wouldn't be saying that if adam was here, I've seen you guys play devinity
I_Am_Clockwork: or greed more cautiously
FoxFyr: Or murder more
SentientRatKing: Sling makes noise dude
Megaparsec256: sling is noisy, remember
Psychic_Ketchup: Right, the sling makes noise, I forgot
Earthenone: i think you need a silencer before you can indiscrimatly murder
Werdnae: The greed is fine, it's the "running away from the greed without checking if the guards are back" that's getting you
zody1234: really? i thought it was the guy screaming to his death LUL LUL
erloas: silenced sling
SentientRatKing: They can hear it when you're winding it up too
Theycallmejokke: Didn't get the chest, we have to go back ;P
TheMerricat: I love the tension music that plays while they are near and huntnig.
ChroniclerC: Need quieter rocks.
FoxFyr: bounce it of the other dudes head to attract attention lrrBEEJ
WizNerd10: THEIR IN THE TREES
WizNerd10: theyre
WizNerd10: oops
erloas: just pretend you're a grape, they'll look right past you
talosparoxi: ben... that's a wall, not a fence
I_Am_Clockwork: "As my first order, as grand tyrant, I decree that all tall grass shall be cut down to no higher than 3 inches!"
Hamm3rChief: ben ♥️
I_Am_Clockwork: skrt
talosparoxi: well it's a difference, whether that's a positive one is up to debate
I_Am_Clockwork: and ben puts his finger on the whole problem with the Inquisition"
Louie_Salmon: Clearly their soldiers use the tall grass to defend their kingdom, and stealth kill any invaders
Laserbeaks_Fury: Seriously this is like the origin story for an Assassin's Creed game
Nameless_Sword: Rats, its Rats!
ShakaamaGaming: not during the day
Camail: glass rats comin for you
ratxprince: ratss
I_Am_Clockwork: glass rat, glass rat
ShakaamaGaming: you're in pacific time? but i thought you were canadian
Nameless_Sword: Now is not the time for headaches kid.... there are rats coming..
SentientRatKing: give in to the rat hate hugo let it flow through you
I_Am_Clockwork: you gotta sweeeem, little frog. Swweeeem
Nameless_Sword: A good big sister
SplittingImage77: He needs some tussin
I_Am_Clockwork: Canadia is a big place
aWabbajack: feliciaToronto feliciaToronto feliciaToronto lrrBEN feliciaToronto
Despoiler98: your a witch kid
aWabbajack: don't forget: Human
Camail: everyone knows Canadians are afraid of the pacific ocean
ShakaamaGaming: but they said nothing outside of toronto is real in canada
Louie_Salmon: Hugo is the giant rat that makes all of da rules
talosparoxi: @ShakaamaGaming canada has 5 different time zones
GDwarf: Looks like we have...six? time zones?
Despoiler98: turns out Hugo was a rat the whole time
TheMerricat: Canada is almost as wide as the US. :-P
Scar_Red_Tiger: 5 and a half
talosparoxi: one of theme is a half hour time zone because silly newfies
TStodden: 5 sounds right for Canada, as it has one of those oddball half-hour timezones.
UnseenAcademical: Do I hear seven, seven time zones for this lovely country!?
I_Am_Clockwork: the US cheats by having Alaska and Hawaii :p
erloas: 4 in the continental USA, not sure how Canada compares
ShakaamaGaming: canada is almost as wide as my ex
TheChargingBadger: Yeah uh bad stuff right here
StarWarsTHX1138: thats a lot of fire
EscherichiaCole: Depends on if you count Saskatchewan as it's own timezone
WizNerd10: is that blood?
zody1234: finally rats
I_Am_Clockwork: running times
Nameless_Sword: Oh wow.... that's a lot of rats!
TStodden: US has like 6, but only because of Alaska & Hawaii
ratxprince: raaàayts
talosparoxi: @TheMerricat canada is wider if you don't count hawaii
realhillwolf: that's pretty clever
TheMerricat: hence my :-P :-)
Questhere: rat geysers
I_Am_Clockwork: Rat Geysers is my Jane's Addiction coverband
coelopteryx: "water"
zody1234: you maybego into the water
Golldum: rats swim ben
WizNerd10: that aint water ben
wildpeaks: "water"
I_Am_Clockwork: yup
WetLettuce: The water rats might get you though
snowcookies: mud
I_Am_Clockwork: pigs blood
Nameless_Sword: blood and mud...
ShakaamaGaming: now do the Harlem Shake
DarkMorford: Poop lake?
frozenphoenix7: Water, mud, blood
zody1234: try petting a rat
Lunareclipse123: weird - rats are very good swimmers...
SentientRatKing: huh I never tried that I just ran
CompletelyUnsure: weird real life rats love the water
kenkopin: Rats can totally swim. FYI
SentientRatKing: blood mud
korvys: Blud
ScottieJustDid: Mlud
I_Am_Clockwork: uh oh
Golldum: so many pigs
Nameless_Sword: why.... oh why are there so many rats
I_Am_Clockwork: I've seen this scene
WizNerd10: Step in the rats. For research
frozenphoenix7: Water Mud and Blood is my Earth Wind and Fire cover band
erloas: real rats don't have magical distances from light sources either though
ritchards: I saw Jim play this bit
jakale: we need the mighty one to take care of these rats
aWabbajack: Moo
aWabbajack: Mad Cows!
Despoiler98: yeah screw you rats
Golldum: god, imagine the smell
dmark312: Pigalanche
Sparkler111: woah
Eklinaar: @frozenphoenix7 Damn you beat me to that joke.
kenkopin: Pigquake!
I_Am_Clockwork: oh botther
Lunareclipse123: @LoadingReadyRun I see this as more of a Grindcore situation tbh...
frozenphoenix7: @Eklinaar Got em
talosparoxi: why kill the pigs?
mtvcdm: This is all fine.
WizNerd10: Of course they probably stink all the time
Eklinaar: @frozenphoenix7 lrrGOAT
TheMerricat: Now you aren't laughing at hugo warning the other piggies to hide, are you?
SentientRatKing: Mmm plague bacon
Evochron13: gross
I_Am_Clockwork: queso? no I"M hungry
control_rig: Are you achin' for some bacon?
aWabbajack: lrrDILLY cohhEat cohhEat cohhEvil cohhBeer
SquareDotCube: This pork roast went awry
oyleslyck: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
flyingdelorion: pocket bacon?
DarkMorford: This is why you always use a respirator.
Soul1355: so they were all about the ham, but they could care less about whole pigs?
a_raconteur: she did the here we go agan meme
I_Am_Clockwork: @talosparoxi apart from these guys being utter dinks, they would kill livestock to avoid the spread of plauge
I_Am_Clockwork: or as a distraction for the rats
aWabbajack: lrrBEN cohhBeer lrrCHKN cohhGV
ShakaamaGaming: 4yr old HULK
Psychic_Ketchup: Part the rat sea!
I_Am_Clockwork: pig mountain seabatYIKES
SentientRatKing: some might even say it was grim
aWabbajack: ahh the spots thought was bovine
aWabbajack: oops
Sparkler111: Move the payload
jakale: you must go through the rat seas in the pork mountains
aWabbajack: Figured was Cow and Pigs
Golldum: did people really have herds of pigs like this?!
realhillwolf: that's alot of pigs...
GDwarf: Yes, give the rats huge amounts of free food, *that'll* reduce their numbers!
talosparoxi: hurry hard
WetLettuce: sounds like delivering a baby
WetLettuce: PUUUSH!
snowcookies: That's a terrible way to contain rats
wildpeaks: horse \o/
ShakaamaGaming: FUN FACT: the japanese eat more pork than anyone else in the world. the US eats the most chicken
realhillwolf: please stuff the kids mouth with some cloth...
wildpeaks: brave little piggie
usshin314: 10 points on the horse not making it
I_Am_Clockwork: @GDwarf it's like that one 40K Inquisitor who lured an Ork Waaaaugh into a Tyranid Hivefleet. Now whoever wins, the rest of us lose
aWabbajack: Who ranks # 1 for Beef?
Lunareclipse123: Piggu!
SentientRatKing: back of the house
DarkMorford: katesChicken
frozenphoenix7: The chicken has flown the coop, I repeat the chicken has flown the coop
aWabbajack: curious as well
TheMerricat: knock maybe?
orbitaltuna: so what's with the rats anyways
I_Am_Clockwork: music is actually reminding me a bit of Kings Quest 8: Mask of Eternity
CrazymattCaptain: where did that many pigs come from? that little farm area didn't have enough space for that many
frozenphoenix7: Is it fleshy and meaty? It's a meal.
seth_erickson: Rats will eat whatever they can
TheMerricat: @orbitaltuna there is a spoiler behind the rats
I_Am_Clockwork: the Kings Quest game where they decided to be an action game
Justin_Bailey: oh hey Ben, nice job on the PPR!
ReynardWrecca: What the hell...I've just rolled up, why are rats eating horses?!
talosparoxi: horse skeletons are sweird
Eklinaar: Unsubscribe rat facts.
ReynardWrecca: #subscriberatfacts
UnseenAcademical: Thank you for subscribing to RAT FACTS
I_Am_Clockwork: so individually, rats are no big deal
korvys: Unsubscrive rat facts
wildpeaks: thank you for subscribing to rat facts
Nameless_Sword: rats can make excellent chefs...
Louie_Salmon: Fact: Rat's can't swim.
TheMerricat: @orbitaltuna but to say it with minimal spoilers, they are swarming for a 'reason'
realhillwolf: rats eat everything exempt electricity, but that doesnt mean they dont try.
aWabbajack: Life Span about 2 years?
I_Am_Clockwork: but in swarms like this they are as bad as locusts
Nameless_Sword: unless pixar lied to me
Laserbeaks_Fury: Where's Featherweight
snowcookies: Rats are very affectionate pets
Sparkler111: Rats can eat through cinder-blocks man
Featherweight_: IM RIGHT HERE
I_Am_Clockwork: oh good
Saphiroko: what, rats can too swim?
Flux530: Hide your horses, hide your kids! They’re are eating everything!
ratxprince: rat facts
Sparkler111: yes
NimrodXIV: rats can absolutely swim
Baldrash: !unsubscribe Rat Facts!
talosparoxi: rats are like pirannas, they're generally pretty picky but in a hive with low food they'll swarm and devour anything
ShakaamaGaming: that terrace without a rail, is NOT OCEA approved
I_Am_Clockwork: @Saphiroko they can, a bit
Blasteg: first row seat of disaster incoming
FoxFyr: !subscribe rat facts
Louie_Salmon: Rats also hate lightning, fire, and any sunlight.
orbitaltuna: are rats the ones whose incisors don't stop growing?
Saphiroko: and they make wonderful mustaches :3
PixelSavage: to be fair - most small rodents can go a long tiem without a sip of water - they mostly take up what water they need with their normal food
Louie_Salmon: They're essentially vampires.
Sparkler111: ratulate their body temp
jakale: rat fact, the scientific name for the black rat is rattus rattus
ratxprince: @orbitaltuna yea
AfricaByTotoAOE: there's a side window on the house
ShakaamaGaming: check around back
orbitaltuna: neigh
aWabbajack: also the Rat King is not a pretty sight to look up
I_Am_Clockwork: the horse respongs "Oats?"
Dog_of_Myth: Watch out for the Horned Rat.
wildpeaks: could look around a bit too
seth_erickson: I look the look of the Rat King from Hilda
SentientRatKing: let me know if you want me to tell you played through the whole game so I can offer tips whenever. Trying not to backseat drive to mixed results.
I_Am_Clockwork: the rats you really need to look out for is the ROUS's
jakale: two people sounds like
UnseenAcademical: Housekeeping!
Nameless_Sword: are you a nice coughing person?
Dog_of_Myth: Take all the things.
Nameless_Sword: come on you have to tell me and be honest
I_Am_Clockwork: aint nothing but a thang
aWabbajack: mrweebHypeham mrweebHypeham lrrHAM lrrHAM
talosparoxi: come in HAMdy
Psychic_Ketchup: Chekov's Ham
TheMerricat: @SentientRatKing normally for these play it forwards they tend to try to do it 'on their own' till they get royally stuck.
frozenphoenix7: Oh look, randomly not dangerous hanging hams.
I_Am_Clockwork: hewwow? Hewwow?
demondrinkingtea: Why can't it be a recent evil
Saphiroko: me!
realhillwolf: ella thing to lay on some kids
wildpeaks: are there ever evils that are not ancient
demondrinkingtea: "yeah he got cursed last week, didnt you know"
SentientRatKing: @TheMerricat I know I just thought I'd put it out there in case Ben gets stuck
UnseenAcademical: Do we.. have... a Play It Forward Bingo yet?
jakale: fresh new evil on the vein block
Dog_of_Myth: Mild case of evil with a side of rat
JasoMan1st007: @LoadingReadyRun Is someone going to jump out and say SSSTTTAAARRRSSSS
usshin314: ratomancy!
ritchards: or evil from the future!!!
I_Am_Clockwork: @demondrinkingtea because Recent Evil requires us to relfect on the ills of our social morays and societal injustices
Louie_Salmon: @sentientratking Based on that username you must have been basically obligated to play this huh
Lord_ZYRK: So the bad guys only want to kill us because we are the devil? What dicks DansGame
talosparoxi: @UnseenAcademical I think he means horror game bingo
seth_erickson: Yes there are non-ancient Evils haven't you seen The Lord Inquisitor Nicholas
PixelSavage: rats need to unionize!
Psychic_Ketchup: Man, these rats should unionize
Monomulticolour: oh look its my favourite llr person. Finally catching a Ben stream
jakale: oraganized rat crime is the worst fear
Dog_of_Myth: Are they Spanish?
NotJustAFleshWound: Are there organized rats?
I_Am_Clockwork: Resident Evil, however, just requres shooting lots of zombies
Stoffern: Rats: Not great comunity organisers
demondrinkingtea: @I_Am_Clockwork yeah can't have that, gotta maintain the status quo
ratxprince: Rat Fact: without compainionship, rats become lonely and depressed
Lyannen: Ignifer? Sounds like a flamethrower
FoxFyr: FLAMETHROWER?
CrazymattCaptain: he won't survive long
FoxFyr: Please
Evochron13: he's a fresh faced recruit
talosparoxi: love interest?
I_Am_Clockwork: Science Lad get
SentientRatKing: Louie_Salmon heheh I think I changed it right after I played through the game so it might have been the other way around.
Nameless_Sword: that was my thought too @Lyannen
frozenphoenix7: We'll remember you in spirit Magister. Mostly because we won't have a body to bury.
wildpeaks: Best boi joined your party
StephenJM81: I missed the beginning, how is this game?
bl1ghtn1n6: He just said the doctor was contagious, and he was next to him. This is a mistake
realhillwolf: Rat facts: Rats can adapt to live in microgravity
aWabbajack: mrweebHypeham lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM mrweebHypeham
Louie_Salmon: Fun Rat Fact™: Rats can and will build xenomorph-like slime caves, and then erupt from the ground in swarms like fast, angry lava.
Golldum: OH NO THE HORSE AND PIG!
talosparoxi: ARTAX
wargodmogis: f
AfricaByTotoAOE: you missed a collectable behind the house
frozenphoenix7: No, we were just informed we have some ancient evil flowing through our bloodline, after our parents were murdered, and in between we've been chased constantly by evil demon rats and bloodthirsty inquisitors.
UnseenAcademical: F
TStodden: Artax & Keven Bacon?
ratxprince: rest in pig
frozenphoenix7: So I'd say they're not all that ok.
Eklinaar: lrrEFF lrrHAM lrrCOW
Dog_of_Myth: @talosparoxi You monster
jakale: fortunately rats are too big to go under small spaces
Theycallmejokke: Greatest anime betrayel
Psychic_Ketchup: Noooo
Despoiler98: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WetLettuce: Can't solve everyting with rocks LUL
wildpeaks: and he got it
Laserbeaks_Fury: welp im out
Despoiler98: welp Im done
Psychic_Ketchup: Throw Hugo, he sucks anyway
Lyannen: Take the other boy
Despoiler98: nope I'm out
Laserbeaks_Fury: bye
frozenphoenix7: We're going to feed something
PhorrestGaze: oof
ratxprince: hmm actually leaving for this
jakale: sorry kid, this is gonna be a bad piggy day
Nameless_Sword: poor piggie
Louie_Salmon: He is certainly going to be fed, to something
wildpeaks: oh Hugo, you innocent goof
FoxFyr: #hugoishelping
mampfreeed: bye Ben and chat it's nearly 2 am. cya
snowcookies: this game has some real shit
Lord_ZYRK: A sacrifice. . . for the greater evil DarkMode
Monomulticolour: rip pig that has cow spots
realhillwolf: Hugo. We will kill the pig.
PixelSavage: this game certainly makes me appreciate that I live in a time where I can order food ....
WetLettuce: don't scar the child!!!
TheMerricat: night @mampfreeed !
I_Am_Clockwork: later mampfreeed
ShakaamaGaming: poison the pig first?
frozenphoenix7: OOF
bl1ghtn1n6: @wetlettuce more than we already have?
realhillwolf: @WetLettuce its kinda late for that
I_Am_Clockwork: Pfff
SentientRatKing: I tried so many ways to not do this
WetLettuce: nuuuuuuuuu
WetLettuce: jamietHam jamietHam jamietHam jamietHam jamietHam
Monomulticolour: do it
I_Am_Clockwork: time for pig related trauma
realhillwolf: cant you kill the pig first?
RussetMan: Bye bye Mr. Piggles
sjcTheos: om nom nom
Questhere: lights out, pigo
TStodden: Unprocessed ham...
BrindleBoar: [Hugo will remember this]
talosparoxi: just like the other pig killers
Eklinaar: Are we the bad guys?
wildpeaks: well
Theycallmejokke: Never name them
I_Am_Clockwork: I mean, you named all the rats, Ben
realhillwolf: i mean, you could maybe have killed the pig first
EsperDerek1: [The Pig will remember this]
tapdancingbeavers: Ratfeed the pig
ritchards: no... no it wont
DarkMorford: Dangit, and I was gonna have some sausage pizza for dinner...
wildpeaks: alchemy intensifies
sjcTheos: sul fur
SentientRatKing: Well you have a dead mom and access to an alchemists workshop soooo
PixelSavage: cant remember when rats ate your brain *taps temple*
SplittingImage77: Is Hugo going to turn out like Momotaro like in that episode of Samurai Jack? All toughened from what he saw
Louie_Salmon: @esperderek1 And then the pig returns hours later with cybernetic augments for revenge
Lyannen: That sounds either like flamethrower or molotow cocktail...
usshin314: give up hugo
Jarlax: Hugo becomes a suit of armor
korvys: You already had a dog die in a horrible way...
realhillwolf: come on Hugo, don't you want to meet mother again?
Nameless_Sword: If we end up with a cool metal arm.... that doesn't sound too bad
aWabbajack: Equivalent Exchange eh?
Louie_Salmon: Just bring a pig down here, pigs have all the meat a human needs
DaCardCzar: We could just transmute the rats?
nurovi: french accent?
PixelSavage: Feeling bad - the game
usshin314: full rock alchemist
Featherweight_: called it
WizNerd10: Screw the rats, lets make gold
Lord_ZYRK: Minutely Metal Alchemist PogChamp
wildpeaks: I love that it keep adding more strategies over time
talosparoxi: you have a bright eyed younger brother too
62MGcobra: metal elbow alchemist
BrindleBoar: you're gonna learn so many ways to start fires
ShakaamaGaming: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:19:40.
WetLettuce: crafting just got a lot harder...
Despoiler98: we all about that sling life
realhillwolf: pls gam, show dont tell
Lord_ZYRK: sling it to win it BABEEE
orbitaltuna: won't that burn down the barn or whatever
Nameless_Sword: we didn't start the fire.... oh wait, yes we did
ShakaamaGaming: you quit in 40 minutes?
CompletelyUnsure: I wonder if you can throw the ignifir without the sling? You know, quietly.
BrindleBoar: but who's counting
SentientRatKing: I'm just glad they aren't speaking in an english cockney accent. You can also play the game with french audio and english subtitles so I think they did a good job with the voice acting
sacrenos: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Wave Circles) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (23:31 from now).
aWabbajack: Burger and Fries or Chicken Nuggies?
Eklinaar: Man this game kills off characters faster than Game of Thrones
wildpeaks: kid, you just got a promotion
ShakaamaGaming: eating better means what's you eating now?
Louie_Salmon: Well, at least the rats won't chase that horse
NazakYuzak: thank goodness for all these convenient fire pits :)
PMAvers: Oh hey, we're Dark Souls now.
WetLettuce: LUL
ritchards: to the windmills... to the walls!
WetLettuce: URGENCY Kappa
Akaiatana: Oh, Ben on the mill plan again
BrindleBoar: more like fire finds a way
wildpeaks: lots of cool set pieces
CapnRobert: rats op
WetLettuce: who was laughing?
Louie_Salmon: See, they can't swim, clearly
orbitaltuna: these zerg... i mean rats have nydus canals ccolorD
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait, I thought rats could swim
GarQuithnik: man the skaven sure are prevalent here
talosparoxi: they can
fractal9091: these are highly pressurized rats
Nameless_Sword: Ah a boat, safe...
Stoffern: The muscles on those rats! Those boulders went flying
Evochron13: props on the audio choices
Nameless_Sword: for now...
TStodden: Where's the Pied Piper when you need him... or is this HIS doing?
usshin314: kekekeke
ritchards: these are special hyrdophobic rats
DB_Skulls: they are vermillions
ShakaamaGaming: now the apprentice if the master - The Police
TheMerricat: Regular rats can swim. Demon rats from hell, can't swim. too much brimstone.
talosparoxi: though they can't swim very fast
orbitaltuna: omelette
CDooey: Death Stranding looks different than I thought it would
wildpeaks: the castle d'ombrage
Louie_Salmon: This is clearly a historical work
I_Am_Clockwork: the chatau
Nameless_Sword: chateau... something
realhillwolf: art
wildpeaks: shadow castle basically
RussetMan: Apprentice: All as planned
Stoffern: Actually I think theyre more hydraulic rats than hydropobic
DarkMorford: I miss Dexter's Lab.
orbitaltuna: not like hugo or whatever that brat's name is
ritchards: so... he'll be dead before the stream's over?
Despoiler98: ratomancy!
DarkMorford: Midichlorians!
seth_erickson: Hugo reminds me of the kid from Sekiro
Eklinaar: Lore time
ShakaamaGaming: this is more like a japanese light novel dark fantasy with teenagers being the HEROES
realhillwolf: deus ex ratima
aWabbajack: The stuff from Dragon Age
BrindleBoar: so he's a vampire?
aWabbajack: forgot what's thats called
WizNerd10: Ratomancy, for real
aWabbajack: the eternal corruption that Grey Wardens use
Nameless_Sword: so will it give him the power to control the rats?
Earthenone: lyrium
Louie_Salmon: He's using some sort of bloodline technique
WizNerd10: I like it too
seth_erickson: Game seems good
Theycallmejokke: Seem really cool so far
Psychic_Ketchup: It's been great!
wildpeaks: is good game :)
CapnRobert: seems interesting
WetLettuce: food though
Evochron13: i wish i weren't having dinner while watchign but...
aWabbajack: cohhGV cohhBoop lrrFINE
underhill33: I'm invested
WetLettuce: have they eaten?
realhillwolf: Rattus ex machina?
wildpeaks: frogs \o/
stacko84: Lucas totally isn't surviving this game
AfricaByTotoAOE: login it
ShakaamaGaming: i going into a chipotle burrito coma after eating a whole burrito
SentientRatKing: I really liked this game and it's fun to see someone else play though it
Stoffern: Calling it now: the rats will eat the frogs
Earthenone: guess its time to watch a frog die
seth_erickson: Voice acting is on point really does wonder for the characters
BrindleBoar: they absolutely do that!
GarQuithnik: narrator: it was not ok
CompletelyUnsure: I don't think there's going to be any explicit mysticism in this game, just superstition and alchemy.
snowcookies: just get some penicilin
Pteraspidomorphi: Voice acting is slightly better than dark occult!
CapnRobert: he just took off
Psychic_Ketchup: He's Hugone
ShakaamaGaming: he's supposed to be haf dead
Earthenone: too bad he cant run like this when necisary
Despoiler98: On that dead guy
I_Am_Clockwork: @Psychic_Ketchup Pffft
BrindleBoar: time for corpses?
CapnRobert: let the kid play with the shield
FoxFyr: I was reading the development and Im happy to hear that they let the child actors revise and improvise dialog
seth_erickson: I think it was a stick
realhillwolf: it wasnt a sword
Aeriic: it was a stick
WizNerd10: It was a stick I think
Golldum: ben that was a stick
bl1ghtn1n6: It's probably infected too
CapnRobert: take the sword away but
WetLettuce: *Hugo dies*
Lunareclipse123: Hell, a shield would probably be useful too
BrindleBoar: sinister music, you say?
BrindleBoar: to shreds, you say?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun you are a kid, swinging a sword is about a dangerous to the grownups as punching them.
Psychic_Ketchup: Good old forest leather
orbitaltuna: wow he actually came back
talosparoxi: well, see you later guys, I'm off to work
DarkMorford: benginTraitor benginTraitor
TheMerricat: Later @talosparoxi !
realhillwolf: bye @talosparoxi
Earthenone: can we knock people out with our elbow of steel?
SentientRatKing: Huh prima macula sort of means first spot or first blemish according to google anyway
Ant__R: monkaS
Despoiler98: Battlefield
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh yeah wow Ben, you're streaming 6 days a week now?
SentientRatKing: Big biiiig slumber party
Theycallmejokke: Ew ew ew ew ew
BrindleBoar: I'm sure this won't involve hordes of rats
Ant__R: rats sure love corpses
EsperDerek1: Just plug your noise kids.
I_Am_Clockwork: god the smell would be sooooo baaaad
WetLettuce: There... PLENTY of swords Kappa
seth_erickson: This game has a great soundscape
EsperDerek1: nose.
WizNerd10: Gross
PhorrestGaze: squish squish
DarkMorford: katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope
Psychic_Ketchup: Splort
Darleysam: man, quite the game of sleeping lions going on here
orbitaltuna: well if this doesn't attract rats i don't know what will
CapnRobert: it looked like there was a path around
CrazymattCaptain: yuck
BrindleBoar: trebuchet has been called
Critterbot: His innocence has to run out at some point...
seth_erickson: Correct
SentientRatKing: yep
CompletelyUnsure: It's like stepping on the garbage in the garbage can to smush in down....
sacrenos: yea
sjcTheos: the superior siege weapon
mtvcdm: Pwease no steppy?
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah
PhorrestGaze: yeah
orbitaltuna: some sort of tree bucket
Ant__R: superior siege weapon
DB_Skulls: sky rats
WizNerd10: Get in the Trebuchet
Lunareclipse123: That is a Trebuchet, yess
Psychic_Ketchup: A trebukkit yes
TheMerricat: Yes, not a catapult.
Earthenone: tur bucket, please, we are civilized
fractal9091: a Trebuchet is an excellent anti-rat weapon
WizNerd10: Ben, Get inside the Trebuchet
Lunareclipse123: A Trench-bucket if you will
realhillwolf: Horse fact: The passage part of horse training is to teach horses to step over bodies without tripping
Despoiler98: NO THANK YOU
seth_erickson: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
EsperDerek1: The fact that they haven't started throwing up and never stopping put them above me.
snowcookies: Those rats just aliened
Questhere: NOPE
Lunareclipse123: USE IGNI
Darleysam: yo these pinatas are terrible
SentientRatKing: Don't worry the materials for the ignis are pretty common
mtvcdm: I think we can safely declare this could have been a Let's Nope juuuuuust fine.
realhillwolf: alcohol sure, but sulphur?
Earthenone: we should steal more
WizNerd10: Get in the Trebucht
seth_erickson: The content Gamers desire
orbitaltuna: are we going to launch hugo? PogChamp
I_Am_Clockwork: Delicious TOES!
TheMerricat: you had to light it first
WizNerd10: Send it
JasoMan1st007: @LoadingReadyRun is this better then finding key?
drdudeman: @loadingreadyrun what's your thoughts on the game so far?
WetLettuce: grab more sticks!
WetLettuce: wowowow
Earthenone: we taught babbo to fetch
WetLettuce: just one stick
sjcTheos: you can take more than one stick kid FailFish
TheMerricat: maybe grab more than one hugo?
realhillwolf: Good dog! Get stick½!
GarQuithnik: get more than one stick silly chiled
GarQuithnik: child
BrindleBoar: ruh roh
BrindleBoar: time for murder
DarkMorford: Oh no
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh he's not gonna like that
JasoMan1st007: @LoadingReadyRun Do you think ratatouille is a squeal to this?
CompletelyUnsure: Hugo has really improved now that Amecia has someone else more mature to talk to
sjcTheos: sick rat dance bro
Despoiler98: then WHY DID YOU DO IT
niccus: walking ham!
EsperDerek1: It's just indirect murder!
orbitaltuna: there're corpses everywhere
realhillwolf: yes
wildpeaks: oh we totally the baddies
mtvcdm: It's the way of nature.
FoxFyr: Well, its in your blood...
Eklinaar: I think we're the bad guys.
VoidSpinner: yes, and yes
Duven60: never not the baddies
sjcTheos: BOOM
Golldum: maybe if they wernt MURDERING CHILDREN
BrindleBoar: too bad his lantern went out
Earthenone: put on your helmet rookie!
CapnRobert: just rock to the face
RussetMan: Straight to the face
GarQuithnik: you can loot the body
seth_erickson: Ben don't forget to loot his body
Despoiler98: these are the English they've done nothing to us
TStodden: If anybody has Zero to Mass Murderer on their cards, check it off now!
Psychic_Ketchup: You learned from the rats, clearly
JasoMan1st007: @LoadingReadyRun really the rats are doing the most killing
PixelSavage: "Man I sure am killing a lot of people today" - seems like the name of an autobiography
CDooey: haha
I_Am_Clockwork: need tools
mtvcdm: Don't worry, we'll get the Renaissance out of this one day.
Theycallmejokke: Only four kilss so far, baaasically still a pasifist run :D
drdudeman: @loadingreadyrun ben what's the deal with the girls robo-elbow?
realhillwolf: Evil people= have no morales Children also have no morales therefore....
Theycallmejokke: *kills
I_Am_Clockwork: can't go back
I_Am_Clockwork: Who says you can never go back?
I_Am_Clockwork: Kappa
mtvcdm: If we get spotted, we can just have the rats eat them.
Alness49: !uptime
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Alness49: !uprat
CaptainSpam: "Oh no, soldiers! Better find a way to kill them! Oh no, other people! Must be looters, best murder them to be sure! Oh no, a pensioner stopping to catch their breath! Better murder them to be sure!"
Stoffern: Shoot the guarss lantern I guess
Evochron13: i mean have you MET children? as children we were terrible people. bullies and all that
BrindleBoar: FROOT FROOT
mtvcdm: Froot froot!
Earthenone: i am freaked out by rats but the rats in this game dont really bother me i guess i still see them as murder water
I_Am_Clockwork: They are Rasberries put them on da train!
Psychic_Ketchup: Raspberries poggers
Despoiler98: nom nom nom nom
PixelSavage: somehow this gets a lot less tense when the fire cant get out - you just know that you are in that bubble of safety
TStodden: Are these rats "friends" of Kenny?
SentientRatKing: accurate
tapdancingbeavers: "a scythe" picks up sickle
I_Am_Clockwork: welp time to pave the save
I_Am_Clockwork: Kappa
SentientRatKing: swords were actually really expensive for the average person most used spears or other simple pole arms
Pteraspidomorphi: Kenny's a descendant
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun the one thing that you might want to do more often is search the bodies of the guys you give a nap
WizNerd10: Spears are better than swords
WizNerd10: change my mind
CrazymattCaptain: idiot adults
CaptainSpam: Have any of these people ACTUALLY tried to kill us yet, or are we just going on her word that they're looters?
BrindleBoar: see, murder is good!
Megaparsec256: Always loot the bodies
realhillwolf: @WizNerd10 i've played Blade and sourcery, im not gonna argue
JasoMan1st007: @LoadingReadyRun rats are the friends we made along the way
I_Am_Clockwork: kill people and loot their stuff! the DnD way!
Earthenone: we are just killing them because they are there
CompletelyUnsure: Gold fillings
PhorrestGaze: TEETH
Duven60: @WizNerd10 considered mounting a sword on your spear?
Evochron13: my mental epiphany- of *course* you loot the corpses... /facepalm #videogames!
PixelSavage: secretly an orc I guess ...
FoxFyr: Teeth are valuable for dentures
WizNerd10: @Duven60 Isn't that just a pike?
WetLettuce: sneak attack, then carry his torch stick :D
FoxFyr: false/replacement teeth very valuable pre-modern dentistry
FoxFyr: Hubris?
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I_Am_Clockwork: attacking an armored dude with your bare hands seems unwise
Earthenone: hey you gotta find some joy in your work
BrindleBoar: she's got a sickle
I_Am_Clockwork: these are kids, not Assasin's Creed dudes
wildpeaks: like a bigger ham
Earthenone: the sickle is not real, it was a collectable
TheMerricat: @BrindleBoar in real life back then then those teeth would be worth a lot.
I_Am_Clockwork: Save Man!
realhillwolf: i mean you're leading the kid anyway, just blindfold him
WetLettuce: grab torch
I_Am_Clockwork: you can save this dude
SentientRatKing: ok so you can save this guy in case you were wondering
wildpeaks: torch ?
Golldum: grab the torch
Stoffern: pick up the torch
CaptainSpam: The rat animations at the edge of the safety radius is kinda hilarious.
BrindleBoar: TheMerricat yeah but the NPC literally said he didn't have a plan for them, he was just pulling teeth for laughs
I_Am_Clockwork: stop
I_Am_Clockwork: yeh
I_Am_Clockwork: hehhehheh
I_Am_Clockwork: goodguy Ben!
Psychic_Ketchup: benginDab benginDab benginDab
BrindleBoar: they just evaporate in light
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WizNerd10: Rat King
BecauseGnomes: benginHeart
ritchards: that does mean you don't get his loot
PixelSavage: yeah taht mercenary totally will not move on killing and raping people all across europe ... we are the good guys ... :P
seth_erickson: the Gas
mtvcdm: Our loot is knowing he was done in by rats.
usshin314: he probably drops a sword
WizNerd10: did she just curse????
WizNerd10: What the heck
CDooey: knockout gas
WetLettuce: yeeeeeeeeee
WetLettuce: finallly
Despoiler98: for god
Evochron13: "does this smell like chloroform?"
mtvcdm: FOR GOOD
wildpeaks: that's a very expensive item to craft
Despoiler98: for good
BrindleBoar: "for good" I'm sure the rats are unrelated
Pteraspidomorphi: You could also do that with a knife
Eklinaar: FOR GOOD
EsperDerek1: Yes. 'Sleep'.
Despoiler98: thats called DED
CDooey: LUL
Earthenone: lol
estyl10: what?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Theycallmejokke: :D
Earthenone: videogames
BrindleBoar: VIDYA GAEMZ
ninja_theory_ashrams: shh, shh, go to sleep
Psychic_Ketchup: Smooth
JasoMan1st007: LUL
niccus: natural 20 stealth roll
Zath_: Musta been the wind
BecauseGnomes: Flawless!
ThePoshPanda: So if the corruption affects thing based on host then the more good you do the more good it will be when it comes out
Theycallmejokke: Perfect!
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Questhere: dreamy time forever
I_Am_Clockwork: Clip it
GarQuithnik: nat 20 stealth
arcanzaJenkins: lrrFINE lrrFINE
starlitdiscord: hmmmm
Eklinaar: Yes Hugo, he's "asleep"
Lyannen: Wow.. that was dumb
Inkompetence: "Sleep."
RussetMan: That was discreet, wasn't it? LUL
ritchards: shush, he's in a better place now...
usshin314: great
sacrenos: Skyrim levels of stealth :P
realhillwolf: thats a highlight
wildpeaks: a real ninja :D
Despoiler98: its fine
Despoiler98: its FINE
RussetMan: Nat 2 stealth, nat 1 perception
bl1ghtn1n6: better that than the rats
sacrenos: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
TheAwkes: Totally non-lethal, until you walk away and the rats eat him.
CrazymattCaptain: kids too weak to carry stick
estyl10: why are you whispering? the only things around are rats
estyl10: the characters are whispering
Evochron13: send hugo through to the rats!
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F1SHOR: so this is the other side of dishonoured i take it lol
WetLettuce: get more than one jeebus
Despoiler98: the kids housing an ancient evil......why are we keeping him alive?
Earthenone: is there an upgrade where babbo can hold more than 1 stick?
SentientRatKing: because he's amicias little brother
JasoMan1st007: @I_Am_Clockwork thanks!!
WetLettuce: behind you
underhill33: crafting table
WetLettuce: looks like a craft table?
Theycallmejokke: Readfy!
BrindleBoar: loser is rat-lunch
WetLettuce: wait can you leap back
underhill33: welp
PixelSavage: anticlimactic.
F1SHOR: wow what an ass :O
SentientRatKing: you're using ignis
wildpeaks: wrong ammo
Stoffern: that was ignus
Stoffern: use rock
WizNerd10: You are using wrong ammo
usshin314: use rock
WizNerd10: Use rock
AfricaByTotoAOE: Rock not ignifer
Dezufnocosem: lil ratties want some nom noms FrankerZ
WetLettuce: use the ballista ?
BrindleBoar: hooray, a flaming corpse pile
WizNerd10: Nice song.
FoxFyr: oily bodies
I_Am_Clockwork: Flaming Corpse Pile is my Fallout Boy coverband?
realhillwolf: my favorite pile
WetLettuce: you can use those torch sticks to light up your torch?
CrazymattCaptain: can't you light stick at any fire source? to give you more time?
HesGotNoPants: !updog
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PixelSavage: kinda cute ... in a murderous frenzy way.
SentientRatKing: at least you didn't drop the corpse pile on that guy... because I may have done that
TheManaLeek: Had two pet rats once, rats are adorable!
F1SHOR: i wonder where the rock came from...
WizNerd10: He's summoning more rats
Psychic_Ketchup: "My rat sense is going off. There must be rats nearby"
usshin314: ratomancy
I_Am_Clockwork: to quote Millo James Thatch: They're kinda cute when they're not swarming in a firey ball of death
F1SHOR: never benginTraitor
I_Am_Clockwork: the War of The Roses was no Joke
drdudeman: what's the deal with her metal elbow @loadingreadyrun
Lyannen: Clip that statement and share it with the world benginTraitor
I_Am_Clockwork: (I think that's the right Frace-England war?)
BrindleBoar: RIP
Evochron13: don't you call us that
Evochron13: we're *twitch chat*
GarQuithnik: sleep bag
Evochron13: Kappa
I_Am_Clockwork: big yawn
Theycallmejokke: Interesting that these are englishmen
CaptainSpam: Man, why DO they go straight for the kill? It's not like they've heard of some trio of people running around leaving a trail of murdered bodies in their wake, right?
seth_erickson: this bass is FOOKing RAWWWW
thenb44: hundred years war @I_Am_Clockwork war of the roses was a civil war
Lyannen: Everyone ha to know you are a murder hobo benginCop
Despoiler98: @I_Am_Clockwork war of the roses was civil war
Despoiler98: Hundred Years War was England France
I_Am_Clockwork: right right
Psychic_Ketchup: Hey! Are you a noise? You have to tell me if you're a noise
SquareDotCube: Sound waves? HE'S A WARLOCK!
I_Am_Clockwork: Hugo!
WizNerd10: DAMN KID
I_Am_Clockwork: you Dink!
Eklinaar: Ah yes, the historically famous French ninjas
Theycallmejokke: Ah yes, the france ninjas, historical!
BrindleBoar: rip
CamelAttack: Rock used
Psychic_Ketchup: Heh
Edgarware: Rock Used
CrazymattCaptain: they used rock
wildpeaks: well someone used rock at least
WetLettuce: He used a rock?
F1SHOR: you told them
ritchards: Hey Ben, since you "like" underwater games, I recommend Narcosis for Let's Nope
WetLettuce: wth?
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah they used rock on us
starlitdiscord: rock was used!
erloas: needed paper
WetLettuce: FailFish
WizNerd10: Clip it
Morrigan9: rick is super effective
DaCardCzar: rolled a crit 1
Mister_Skittles: be more specific in your requests
Morrigan9: rock
I_Am_Clockwork: The man at the stor said this is the one you wanted
I_Am_Clockwork: Rock on You
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CamelAttack: eggs n bakey?
ninja_theory_ashrams: "I hear music. So do I, that's how you perceive music. You're not special" - Mitch Hedberg
GDwarf: Rats ate his blade, clearly
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PixelSavage: wood elves!
starlitdiscord: french ninjas!
GDwarf: French ninja, of course!
aWabbajack: Grey Fox
I_Am_Clockwork: Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
Despoiler98: thos famous french ninjas of course
GarQuithnik: new ninjas from modern horizons are cool
WetLettuce: blimey! they actual ninjas
HesGotNoPants: even ninja music
Psychic_Ketchup: Thanks naruto, you're my best friend
Earthenone: i step away for not even 5 minutes and now theres ninjas?
jakale: "are those flutes I hear, girl? Are you getting released by a ninja?"
realhillwolf: thanks for a good stream Ben!
TheMerricat: Thanks for the stream Ben!
I_Am_Clockwork: buh bye Beeeen
x0den: wooo just in time for the vod!
bl1ghtn1n6: yeah, this was good. can't wait for next time
I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for the stream :)
wildpeaks: I'm glad you had fun :)
RussetMan: Monday Fun day. Thanks for strem!
TheMerricat: seemsgood100
Theycallmejokke: I mean come back next time for france ninjas is one heck of a hook
FoxFyr: lrrHEART
seth_erickson: thanks Ben see you then
I_Am_Clockwork: oh man, Adam doing story time monday too!
Pteraspidomorphi: First play it forward that's my type of game really. glad you did it
Darleysam: thanks for the stream!
SentientRatKing: Great stream Ben thanks for doing it. Thanks Chat for being your usual awesome selves. Bye for now.
Earthenone: lol
I_Am_Clockwork: Strong!
Ridgenator: LUL
Eklinaar: Whose face is that?
Theycallmejokke: Wave Circles
I_Am_Clockwork: @Eklinaar Kenji
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun Story Time, this is the first I've heard of this, is he playing the paper books or the video games?
Earthenone: paper books
demondrinkingtea: twitch.tv/bengineering we're super great come say hi!
seth_erickson: He's doing the paper books
Earthenone: the first of the paper books im told
TheMerricat: Nice. Be interesting to see how that works out.
Lunareclipse123: Siege?!
Questhere: kthxbai!
demondrinkingtea: bye ben!
Earthenone: ok byyyyyyyyyyyyye
Seagulyus: !next
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Seagulyus: thanks for the stream serge
Despoiler98: !next
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