niccus: and this guy's a neck wizard
mahpete_: here I go killing again!
Mister_Skittles: I dont think we can go back to sneaking around making excuses for our brother. We have a murder bf now
CantWearHats: the twofer!
Despoiler98: DOUBLE MURDER
Louie_Salmon: Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Macula
seth_erickson: Match made in Heaven
Theycallmejokke: Skulls for the skull throne
Lirelent: murder hobos!
wildpeaks: now we have our own ninja sidekick
CantWearHats: well, "fresh"
ushiikun: Friends who kill together, stay together?
CantWearHats: oops whoops
Theycallmejokke: Woopsy doodle
wildpeaks: we tend to have a habit of setting things on fire, true :D
AfricaByTotoAOE: hangon love pentagon?
CantWearHats: accidental arson? these two are definitely a dnd party
wildpeaks: water arrows :D
Alness49: Love Transmutation Circle
korvys: This is very Theif
Lirelent: water baloons!
Kykiwi: oh no the the meguffin rats
korvys: Water arrows
PhorrestGaze: is it water?
Lirelent: i mean magic
Mister_Skittles: best NCP
PaperDoopliss: Are we the bad guys? I'm starting to feel like we're the bad guys
Pteraspidomorphi: Literally everyone has alchemy advice
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam is playing old school Fightning Fantasy Books! Game: The Warlock of Firetop Mountain) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
seth_erickson: One more sling shot left
Mister_Skittles: it s just a water balloon
m0nkeyrama: Niiice, Ben!
ChiefEngineerMichael: Cheer50 I don't think I've ever seen rats used as a particle effect
chaostreader: The hell kind of rats are those.
BusTed: seabatYIKES
Evochron13: excellent
Theycallmejokke: :D
Rhynerd: Super murder plague rats.
wildpeaks: yess, embrace the rats
korvys: To be fair, they are dinks
RebekahWSD: you are a cruel and harsh person in a cruel and harsh world
Eklinaar: Ben is becoming Adam.
SquareDotCube: Then you'll love Dishonored
RebekahWSD: Oh no, did Adam help Ben become a heel?
sjard42 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 38 months!
sjard42: Ratty ratty rats
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m0nkeyrama: LUL you might be
Rhynerd: Ben learns the love of murdering inquisitors.
RagMan017: you sir are on fire. thats ok it keeps the rats at bay
Fugi: the rat technique, not to be confused with the grapefruit technique
ushiikun: This reminds me of OG Thief
coelopteryx: phfhf "oh shit you're on fire" "oh damn you're right, i am on fire"
silenceaux: There are worse things, but I think you're just regular bloodthirsty
ContingentCat: damn did I miss Ben's heel turn?
Evochron13: ew fugi
LathosTiran: how do we ban an admin?
DiscordianTokkan: "We're HEEEEEERE! *slings rocks*"
Evochron13: ring a round the rosey
Fugi: @LathosTiran i ask that frequently
BusTed: give 'em the razzle dazzle
m0nkeyrama: Footsies 👀
Penthesilea180: Rope that Dope!
Evochron13: oh noe. he's just going to walk at us
wildpeaks: fire blocks them though
BusTed: slytqShrug
Despoiler98: slytqItsfine
RagMan017: tired him out with all that armor
Despoiler98: they dissaparated
Theycallmejokke: Goldfish memory
CantWearHats: *adam voice* this guy SUCKS!
BusTed: It's just a box.
wildpeaks: all that walking with heavy armor is tiring after all
ContingentCat: slytqitsfine
margieargie: "Must have been the wind"
Lirelent: then snap their neck
Louie_Salmon: They must been scared off by my cool armor
itsr67: "Must have been my imagination"
CantWearHats: nooo!
Hot_Leather_Daddy: the inquisition isn't trained in object permanence.
ContingentCat: * slytqItsfine
coelopteryx: guard's just real woozy on all the smoke & fumes
mowdownjoe: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam is playing old school Fightning Fantasy Books! Game: The Warlock of Firetop Mountain) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
m0nkeyrama: This ai tho LUL
Despoiler98: damnit rodric
Despoiler98: slytqItsfine
MrUglama: just put out the fire
PaperDoopliss: Did the middle ages have plexiglass riot shields?
Theycallmejokke: Cue the benny hill music
CantWearHats: ah the patented Benny Hill technique
Zebunisher: this has quite some slapstick quality
korvys: I assume you have to extinguish a fire as he walks past?
CantWearHats: ha, the knight's one weakness - chest high walls!
kalateth: defeated by chest high walls...
itsr67: we have fun here in plague times
Theycallmejokke: :D
Penthesilea180: Ah, the chest high wall, the Heavy's mortal enemy.
m0nkeyrama: Based rats
Despoiler98: OMNOMNOMNOM
ContingentCat: so nice of him to respect the plants
xantos69: munchie snacks
Evochron13: was that a
Wicker_Knight: All Your Rats Are Belong To Us
Evochron13: tool?\
RagMan017: rat strats
silvalunae: 'cuz a rat death don't stop?
chaostreader: Plate armor only weighs like 50 pounds. And if custom made was easy to move around in.
BusTed: Running into a burning building. Bold.
Beefpants: I look away for a few minutes and ben burns the place to the ground
CantWearHats: steam pls!
m0nkeyrama: steam plz LUL
Questhere: steam plz
WizNerd10: fire makes steam
Louie_Salmon: The steam, from all this fire!
HorusFive: I take no responsibility for this building being on fire.
Lirelent: the real final boss
korvys: Drama!
silvalunae: take it back now y'all
EscherichiaCole: he has a sexy scar now
DiscordianTokkan: Steam plz.
Beefpants: "Even the stone is burning!"
Hot_Leather_Daddy: crispy boi
CantWearHats: this is fine dot jpg
seth_erickson: Anime burn now he's even cooler
ushiikun: Well done!
m0nkeyrama: Perfect timing 👀
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam is playing old school Fightning Fantasy Books! Game: The Warlock of Firetop Mountain) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Mister_Skittles: i mean... he is still cute
silvalunae: well done
wildpeaks: there is a tiny cutscene first
Penthesilea180: Good job Ben! lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LathosTiran: sister you were gone for so long. "boy do you know what ive done for you?!?!?"
xantos69: cheer50 This was a super fun stream. Well done Ben!
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
wildpeaks: rats are liquids
matttheenchanter: wow they put out this Notre Dame simulator really quick
BusTed: See you next time.
CantWearHats: Fighting Fantasy
m0nkeyrama: Story time seabatTROG
seth_erickson: Story Time Whooo
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the rats
PhorrestGaze: *Dice friend (just one?)
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam is playing old school Fightning Fantasy Books! Game: The Warlock of Firetop Mountain) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Omega_Lairon: Sweer, I'm in time for Warlock of Firetop Mountain!
silvalunae: so jars finallty?
Omega_Lairon: ^sweet, even
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: squeet
sir_jack_DB: I'll be reading along with Adam :D
seth_erickson: sergeSqueak
dostrow_: neat game
ushiikun: The LRR Network, the best Entertainment on Twitch
CantWearHats: we love you too ben <3
xantos69: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
silvalunae: lrrHEART
snowcookies: bye bye!
m0nkeyrama: nuggies!
Brok3nGol3m: nuggies!
Tomasu82: nuggues!
Despoiler98: slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK
CantWearHats: just don't get those mixed up
sir_jack_DB: the dank nugs
Despoiler98: NUGGIES
seth_erickson: Nuggies
Questhere: kthxbai!
itsr67: nugget centurion
djalternative: spa day at the office?
Tomasu82: street rats?
BusTed: 🐀
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
snowcookies: spa day every day
Despoiler98: rrrrrats3
FlannelShirtEnthusist: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Adam is playing old school Fightning Fantasy Books! Game: The Warlock of Firetop Mountain) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (53s ago).
Evochron13: busted you just gave me a fantastic idea for next PIF
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Oh right it's Adam's one shot this week
sir_jack_DB: yup
FlannelShirtEnthusist: This'll be interesting
Despoiler98: I( predict Adam will be a hysterical GM
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG lrrADAM
seth_erickson: seabatBRAIN
FlannelShirtEnthusist: I feel like that a safe bet Despoiler
CantWearHats: if my calculations are correct this is gonna be a solo dice friends
m0nkeyrama: I'm excited to see the setup they went with
Despoiler98: I want him just to yell WE"RE HEEEEEERE as the intro :P
DarkMorford: WE'RE HERE?
MrQBear: are we?
drfox17: we're... here?
CantWearHats: you're there!
ContingentCat: where're we?
LathosTiran: we're here the stream isnt
matttheenchanter: dice friendless? d4ever alone?
seth_erickson: We're??? Here!!
Sorrowex: Were we here?
m0nkeyrama: what an adventure we're going to choose for ourselves seabatBRAIN
mowdownjoe: Oh, LRR-Twitch. Never change.
drfox17: that's weird, my twitch bar says live, but it's not live
HesGotNoPants: dam in philosophy: if I wasn't here, where was ? am I anywhere?
Despoiler98: we're....possibly...here?
HesGotNoPants: adam
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Warlock of Firetop Mountain eh? Sound highly promising
LathosTiran: the missle knows where it is because it knows where it isnt
Juliamon: drfox17 Ben JUST turned the stream off
HesGotNoPants: am I art?
EscherichiaCole: Prediction: Adam fights rats
sjard42: are they using the books or the pc version?
m0nkeyrama: Title change 👀
Despoiler98: ART
m0nkeyrama: Book
Despoiler98: CART
ContingentCat: !!
Juliamon: Adam has the book
Despoiler98: ART ART ART
LathosTiran: @sjard42 adam made them get the book
cheetoJack: heart?
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART lrrADAM
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Despoiler98: slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart
cheetoJack: lrrSIGNAL lrrADAM lrrSIGNAL
m0nkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL seabatTROG lrrADAM lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
seth_erickson: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL seabatBRAIN lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
FITorion subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 59 months!
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WizNerd10: What is this
SalsaDraugur: BisexualPride BisexualPride
LegionofLashes: lrrADAM art?
LathosTiran: point at the sign!
HorusFive: lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART lrrSIGNAL lrrHEART
thanzo: Just in time!!
Drigien subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight, on a special DICE FRIENDS, Adam explores the world of single-player tabletop RPGs as he encounters The Warlock of Firetop Mountain! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D8LQFDuVsAAOO2Q.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1135698848863514624
drfox17: @Juliamon Oooooh, i didn't realize there was a Play it Forward before this
EscherichiaCole: I'm excited for how much lore adam is going to have to read
drfox17: okay chat frands, I might not be able to tough it out for the whole stream this week. I am.... quite tired
Blasteg: Neat, twitch app changed its layout
AmoriLinguae: I love this music
sjard42: gotta wait for the retransmit to start to see it on the tv.
demondrinkingtea: so how many people are gonna be in jars
Pteraspidomorphi: It's a good play it forward
seth_erickson: This music is laviniHype
MadmanOreo: I'm sorry, did the twitch announcement thing say that adam was DMing?
widecrusher1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
widecrusher1: Hello
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BusTed: Adam is all roles, afaik
snowcookies: Adam is reading us a Fighting Fantasy book
simriel: you start in a Jar. the way to win is to give up and die.
m0nkeyrama: It's a solo act tonight
CantWearHats: adam controls the vertical, the horizontal and the polyhedral
theplague1: this is pretty catchy music
Despoiler98: everyone starts in jars
Alness49: Okay, let's speedrun the jar ending!
matrixknight88 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months, currently on a 18 month streak!
matrixknight88: 18months! second sub baby!
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Omega_Lairon: Woo
Kraest: OWO WAT DIS
enemycoke: Can’t wait for the Fabled Lands read through
TheWarbo: !jarcount
toomanybears: hype
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Yeah if someone isn't in a jar at some point I will be dissappointed
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Field94: Soloing raid encounters tonight?
BusTed: hi
mahpete_: we're heeeeeeeeeeeeere
m0nkeyrama: Hi Adam!
Sibwow: dice friend
simriel: is the Jar Count who goes around putting people into Jars?
CantWearHats: we're heeeeeeeere!
RebekahWSD: <3 <3
Sektor88: WE'RE HEEEEERRRE
HorusFive: HEEEEEEEEEEEEERe
Questhere: hi friend
TheWarbo: Hi
mowdownjoe: WE'RE HEEEERE!
empyreon: Hi Adam!
Edgarware: Dice Friend
Sibwow: adice friendadan
A_Dub888: HE'S HEEEEEEERRE
McTwin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends!
gualdhar subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
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Rhynerd: We’re here
GentroSilva subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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cuttlefishman: Now Kiss
orbitaltuna: adam has taken over ccolorD
SalsaDraugur: yay a dice friendf
kanimaras: what is thiis
seth_erickson: One singular Dice Friend
toomanybears: hes heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
djalternative: Dice Friend is good
thanzo: die friend?
Despoiler98: WE"RE HEEEEEERE
Rhynerd: Greetings!
matttheenchanter: d4ever alone is the correct term
NightValien28: its the dice friend
TheWanderingNomad: Things are about to get wreeeeeird
vokayregrebniew: HE'S HEEEEEEEEERE
coelopteryx: adam: friend of dice
electroswagnetism: we status: HERE
Frankenfruity: katesNice lrrADAM
jman413: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
Rhynerd: It’s the friend! With the dice!
Pteraspidomorphi: Loved those books as a kid, I have more than 20 at my parents' I think
TheWarbo: seabatBRAIN lrrADAM seabatBRAIN
seth_erickson: Secret Paul I hear
MadmanOreo: storytime with Adam VoHiYo
fritobandeeto subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
fritobandeeto: hype for this neat episode of dice friend !!
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Solipsody: Good ol' SJ... Haven't heard that name in a while.
seth_erickson: so it is Dice Friends
LegionofLashes: damnit paul...almost thought this was pre-recorded :P
Scar_Red_Tiger: All lrrADAM All the time
underhill33: mic rubbing a little bit
RassilonDND: Has Adam trapped all the other dice friends in hourglasses?
SuitablyEpic subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 65 months, currently on a 65 month streak!
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simriel: okay but where is the Jar Count
arkinoid: Dice Friend
TimWinGame subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
TimWinGame: That's exactly two years!
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ohai folks. Is this gonna be some _/‾‾ _/‾‾ art?
itsr67: paul and adam adventure!
thanzo: Dm-less one-on-one session
Pteraspidomorphi: They tried to crowdfund an official PC version of Deathtrap Dungeon recently, but it failed to reach the goal :(
jadedcynic: Ian Livingstone is the BAWMB for this sort of game/book
Scar_Red_Tiger: "Adam is trapped in a bottle..."
stacko84: They're the reason Final Fantasy wasn't called Fighting Fantasy.
Vultanphase subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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HorusFive: SAY IT!
Theycallmejokke: Paul love the updates to the calender over on the LRR site!
CantWearHats: bones and trees and skin! *desk slapping intensifies*
Rhynerd: DnD but the book is the DM and you don’t have a party.
theplague1: bye mic cya later
itsr67: How long until Adam gets trapped in a bottle
electroswagnetism: bones of bones and skins of skins!
LoadingReadyRun: Theycallmejokke thanks!
KV1NN4: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
FarleyF: There are video games of this they just don't follow through with the same format exactly
aussie_rob_w: dice frands!
TheWarbo: Slap the desk, Adam
drfox17: yaaaay!
m0nkeyrama: Table slap incoming 👀
atlas624: @itsr67 Third page
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: you have to do the thing!
arkinoid: Slap it!
HorusFive: SAY IT
dr0ne00000: Smack!
snowcookies: Hi Paul and Adam
kanimaras: slap
m0nkeyrama: YEeeeeee
cuttlefishman: slap it
jadedcynic: IIRC they had some of the "Sorcery" series of books converted to computer games through Steam
drfox17: NIIIIIIICE
CantWearHats: slap the desk, the love it when you slap the desk
cuttlefishman: yeah
orbitaltuna: oh there's the slap
Despoiler98: slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqItsfine
Kramburger: Yeeeesssssssssss
atlas624: HE SAID THE THING!
Sektor88: Got there!
DiscordianTokkan slaps table
Nocxia: that's not a slap.
Frankenfruity: Hell yeah!
Scar_Red_Tiger: lrrJUDGE
LathosTiran: they like it when you slap the table
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: you did the thing!
Pteraspidomorphi: I thought Paul was putting it on the teleprompter
Sibwow: the bones and skins of trees and beasts respectively
TheWarbo: Wow you had to call him out there Paul
snowcookies: Ian says the slap is not mandatory
simriel: so wait... is Paul in a Jar? is that why we can't see him?
LastResistance: lrrADAM
aussie_rob_w: Yaaaaay Adam
Alness49: And all is right
coelopteryx: wyrmwood gaming: this slogan slaps
jadedcynic: will check you out in the vod, sadly - have fun Adam! lrrHEART
aussie_rob_w: it's a very weird thing to say, that's true
drfox17: Adam just carrying the team for this adventure Kappa
saweeks: such a pro
CantWearHats: patreon dot com, a kingdom of cards
thanzo: aaawww
itsr67: @atlas624 I bet on it
orbitaltuna: ian says lots of things
theplague1: yay he got there
electroswagnetism: beard looks good my dude
HorusFive: Patreon- This is your fault!
RavingPenguin: "Brought to you by you!" I did this :)
SpiffGames: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TrueSkorn: -_-
puls3evo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
puls3evo: New job get! Happy solo gaming!
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AmoriLinguae: lrrAWESOME lrrADAM lrrHEART
itsr67: I'm so excited for this ngl
Kramburger: Patreon.Com: Thanks, We love it
drfox17: don't worry, you have paul here
sjard42: the new mic setup always sounds muffled lately
lighting_bolt_123: what game is this
Featherweight_: GM, I do that.
korvys: Paul is there, Adam. He's a person
thanzo: <3 lrrHEART <3 lrrHEART
TrueSkorn: Chat not working?
Nocxia: *STARE*
simriel: Paul, cough twice if Adam has trapped you in a jar!!
CantWearHats: ooh
TheWarbo: "Wyrmwood Gaming: get it out of the way, and get to the fun stuff"
aussie_rob_w: lrrADAM lrrADAM lrrADAM
ContingentCat: "all by myself" he says to another person in my room
itsr67: @lighting_bolt_123 Warlock of firetop mountain, a solo dnd like adventure
ContingentCat: *in the roomm
itsr67: OOOOOH
m0nkeyrama: Oh that's so cool!
Scar_Red_Tiger: how long till the wyrmwood salp is an emote?
drfox17: ooooo
Theycallmejokke: Nice
seth_erickson: Ohh very nice
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lighting_bolt_123: ok kewl
Omega_Lairon: I had the same one as a kid, so many fond memories of having no dang clue what I was doing, and just pretending I was hitting all nat 20s : p
aussie_rob_w: wait, it's a single player book?
Kramburger: Name: Maynard Thunderpants
aussie_rob_w: OOOOH spicy
cuttlefishman: Nice penmenship
Sarah_Serinde: Same, Adam :D
BrindleBoar: Nice penmanship.
Sektor88: Adam writes like me! PogChamp
Despoiler98: hey hey hey adam.....nice penmanship
LathosTiran: @sjard42 the mics are hard to get in a great position, like right now the mic is pointing away from adam technically
TheWarbo: Nice penmanship
Omega_Lairon: More VIT!
Theycallmejokke: Max luck
korvys: @Omega_Lairon Oh yeah, I did that. Basically just playing it as a CYOA
cheetoJack: put all points into Luck
aussie_rob_w: Dammit Chat LUL
orbitaltuna: penmanship of a doctor
arkinoid: Nice penmanship
Sektor88: @Omega_Lairon enigmaLUL
itsr67: Name: otaku jeff
Pteraspidomorphi: Would it be possible for the character sheet to be slightly bigger on our view?
m0nkeyrama: As long as it's legible, right?
Kramburger: Name: Lance Shotgun
BecauseGnomes: lrrHEART
CyanMig: so we get to find out if its better to be lucky or good? :)
BrindleBoar: The Return of Otaku Jeff!
Sibwow: max luck lets go
Pteraspidomorphi: Guess there isn't enough width
CantWearHats: can we use it put people in jars Y/N
electroswagnetism: Sir Jeffrey of House Otaku
EscherichiaCole: No luck run
Solipsody: Maybe we could just give Adam a darker pen?
Grescheks: I'm here, did I miss any story stuff?
Despoiler98: Name: Punch Meatfist
Omega_Lairon: And the always classic "leave your finger on the previous page to "savescum" as needed" move
arkinoid: Anime Mcgunsword
ContingentCat: Name: Turnip
RassilonDND: 100% luck 0 skill run?
itsr67: @Grescheks nope, just started!
CantWearHats: potion may not be used by the wizard
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh thanks Paul :)
Kramburger: Name: Roderick Powerthrust
Despoiler98: Lucky McLucksack
Grescheks: d100
Theycallmejokke: 1d100
CantWearHats: d20? nah. d100
BrindleBoar: time for percentile dice
RassilonDND: roll a d1000
m0nkeyrama: it is a bit hard to tell what's written
ContingentCat: psh d100
SajuukSjet: d120
BecauseGnomes: Name: Big McLargehuge
Omega_Lairon: dGrahamsNumber
ninja_theory_ashrams: and then Adam noticed there was no Paul, there was no chat, and never was a LoadingReadyRun. Adam realized he was always alone in a room
LathosTiran: i keep a D100 in my D&D bag for "roll a die"
m0nkeyrama: LUL the biggest one we can find
HorusFive: Written before other dice were invented
Nocxia: d34 O.o?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The d36 so useful.
djalternative: You have a d100 in the weird dice pile
NightValien28: doesn't matter the dice adam would probably roll a 1 Kappa
vokayregrebniew: 666
Theycallmejokke: Here we go!
randomino5: Cylindrical dice can be arbitrarily large
silenceaux: 2 incoming
Conyst: Name Roll Fizzlebeef
seth_erickson: dice tray overlay sweet
Sektor88: BlessRng
m0nkeyrama: not bad!
CantWearHats: not bad not bad
CyanMig: ok ok ok ok
Alness49: d34? Lewd!
Theycallmejokke: Not bad
Grescheks: 5 is like second 6
Sektor88: BlessRNG BlessRNG BlessRNG
ContingentCat: I think I remember some riucuous huge die in mail time
Kramburger: coolcoolcool
dr0ne00000: lucky!
atlas624: Remember commander Beagle's advice, sometimes you have to roll the hard 6
silenceaux: We are skilled~
CantWearHats: snake eyes, baby
itsr67: @LoadingReadyRun thank you for all the camera views!
Biomonkey01: @BecauseGnomes I'm partial to Slab Squatthrust, or Roll Fizzlebeef
m0nkeyrama: Yooooo
LettingMyGutHangOut: woah
BusTed: ez game
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: noic
Kramburger: OH BABY
CyanMig: the god char
Nocxia: LUCK
Sektor88: yessss
EscherichiaCole: TANK
sir_jack_DB: lrrSACK
Despoiler98: slytqHeart slytqHeart
Frankenfruity: Dice god!
BecauseGnomes: GET IT
thanzo: ez mode!
Omega_Lairon: So much beef!
randomino5: EZ mode
toomanybears: the legend
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
silenceaux: This game: for babies
CantWearHats: gg ez
KV1NN4: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
BITs19_: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
mtvcdm: All skill
dr0ne00000: hax
Baldrash: seabatBRAIN
Despoiler98: EZ LIFE EZ GAME
Kramburger: TANK WIZARD TIME
CyanMig: how did you get so good at these games adam :)
ContingentCat: lrrSACK
Edgarware: benginLucky lrrSACK
IbunWest: inb4 he gets James Turner luck
DiscordianTokkan: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatBRAIN benginLucky
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It's going to be so sad when this character gets auto killed in the first section.
Theycallmejokke: Easy game, easy life
m0nkeyrama: EZPZ
LettingMyGutHangOut: lrrKATHLEEN
empyreon: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
toomanybears: haha
Alness49: He can't keep getting away with this!
CantWearHats: HAX
Grescheks: hax
Kramburger: HAX
margieargie: Easy game for babies!
mtvcdm: Holy shit
DarkMorford: Adam truly is The Boshy
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: goodness!
Eklinaar: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Tiber727: VAC
silenceaux: He can't keep getting away with it
Despoiler98: EZ LIFE
Nocxia: HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH THIS
WizNerd10: Power gamer
BITs19_: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
matrixknight88: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Conyst: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
KV1NN4: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
kumatsu: lrrSACK seabatTROG lrrSACK seabatTROG lrrSACK
thanzo: We Speedrunnin' this Bois!!!!
RavingPenguin: GAME OF SKILL NO LUCK INVOLVED
BecauseGnomes: benginDab
NoNane09: kathle3EYE kathle3EYE kathle3EYE kathle3EYE
Despoiler98: THIS GAME IS FOR BABIES
Frankenfruity: lrrWOW lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Pteraspidomorphi: Broken PRNG!
sir_jack_DB: lrrSACK lrrADAM
aussie_rob_w: yaaaaay lrrFRUMP lrrAWESOME
ContingentCat: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
HorusFive: lrrADAM lrrAWESOME
Aarek: VAC
CantWearHats: rigged!
mtvcdm: adam what the hell
Baldrash: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
FenrirGG: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
SuitablyEpic: "LUCK" lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
dr0ne00000: min maxer
thejohnnyboy533: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
PhorrestGaze: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
empyreon: easy game for BABIES
m0nkeyrama: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
silenceaux: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
senshi5609: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Despoiler98: STREAMER LUCK
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSACK sergeHolyMoly benginLucky
LettingMyGutHangOut: Reported hacker.
j1m_raynor: Loaded dice! Check him!
itsr67: now if you die
aussie_rob_w: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
CyanMig: we are watching a master
A_Dub888: benginLucky lrrSACK benginLucky lrrSACK benginLucky lrrSACK
BecauseGnomes: Luck is a skill you have to learn babey!
Despoiler98: STREAMER LOOT
lighting_bolt_123: wowowowowowowow
arkinoid: That’s the saxk
xantos69: So....if you die now.....you will feel very silly.
ContingentCat: kathle3EYE kathle3EYE kathle3EYE
PostmodernApocalypse: lrrSACK lrrSACK
Solipsody: @dr0ne00000 Except without any min.
Kramburger: Adam 'Never Punished' Savidan
snowcookies: Adam has such luck
drfox17: look, next he's gonna draw an Island!
toomanybears: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
A_Dub888: Adam "Easy Mode" Savidan
aussie_rob_w: Adam lrrSACK idan
RassilonDND: incoming falls into a pit of acid and never escapes
Nocxia: T pose!
HorusFive: Horse
Pteraspidomorphi: Hah!
BrindleBoar: yassssss
m0nkeyrama: Luckiest man in the room
TheMoatman: You have really good luck for future ref
itsr67: yeeeessss
stacko84: How is Adam sitting that comfortably?
cuttlefishman: Name is Lucksack
Kramburger: MY MAN
RebekahWSD: Otaku Jeff?
NightValien28: but of course it is
Theycallmejokke: Geoff rides again
TheWarbo: As is tradition
Frankenfruity: Ah yes! We missed Otaku Jeff
kumatsu: Otaku Jeff RIDES AGAIN!
Despoiler98: katesWa katesOw
DiscordianTokkan: He rides again!
AmoriLinguae: lol imagine an actuarial table for luck based on the first two rolls
LettingMyGutHangOut: Adam "pen and paper Aimbot"
lighting_bolt_123: YYYYEEEEEEESSSSS
simriel: but Ched Punchman
matrixknight88: Otaku Jeff the Lucksack
thanzo: Strongest Otaku in the west
aussie_rob_w: Otaku Jeff made me cackle out loud
phenexian: Adam you earned this because you beat Darkest Dungeon Torchless Bloodmoon, that is how you earn the favour of fortunes fickle whims
PunkRockZoologist: Otaku Geoff.
drfox17: is... is otaku jeff a thing?
Rhynerd: Otaku Jeff is back in action?
Grescheks: meals are definitely instant ramen
BecauseGnomes: Otaku Jeff, Fastest in the Weff
TheMoatman: Aww no the cross stitch isn't in here
Omega_Lairon: Ramen and Pocky
korvys: Of course, these games do have "You chose wrong, so you're dead anyway", so even high stats don't stop you dying.
BusTed: slytqShrug rayfkWelp
atlas624: What is Otaku Jeff from?
dr0ne00000: @Solipsody Max Maxxer?
CantWearHats: no food? guess I'll die
Frankenfruity: @drfox17 on Adam's streams he is a mainstay!
itsr67: @drfox17 otaku jeff is what adam most always names his characters
aussie_rob_w: oooh new hack!
Rhynerd: Can Adam be given 10 snacks to count as the meals?
Kramburger: @drfox17 Adam's made an Otaku Jeff in at least 3 different games, usually has a 'ninja sword'
m0nkeyrama: Oooo
arkinoid: Guess we’ll die
Grescheks: atlas624 he's a character Adam makes in lots of games
BecauseGnomes: Choose the strongest potions!
CyanMig: we are a fightsman?
Frankenfruity: @atlas624 from various Adam's streams
Sektor88: Potion seller, I require your strongest potions Kappa
LettingMyGutHangOut: lrrADAM lrrDILLY
drfox17: @Kramburger Ninja sword, naturally, makes sense
HesGotNoPants: if this guy dies, adam has to legally change his middle name to "otaku"
Conyst subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months!
Conyst: All your provisions are lembas ramen.
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BusTed: As long as it can kill a dragon.
arkinoid: Is it a gunsword?
atlas624: Oh, neat. Thank you
j1m_raynor: Don't take a potion! You have enough luck as is!
Kramburger: How strong is this potion?
RassilonDND: potion of luck
Tiber727: I imagine Otaku Jeff brought Pocky for all of his meals.
CyanMig: fortune every time baybeeeee
Rhynerd: The Potion Seller shall grace you with only one of his strongest potions.
Omega_Lairon: More VIT!
saweeks: be greedy
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Take the potion of floppiness. ALWAYS take the potion of floppiness!
HungryCavalier: Always pick luck
LettingMyGutHangOut: mmmmmm lembas Raman
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Potion of skill.
itsr67: luck potion
BusTed: Better lucky than good.
arkinoid: Luck
SuitablyEpic: Luck is always the best stat
m0nkeyrama: Luck seems like it's going to be helpful
Rhynerd: Otaku Jeff is powerful enough to handle the potion seller’s potions.
Conyst: luck is always the best stat
arkinoid: Better to be
Evandill: Luck potion
seth_erickson: So it's more like Karma in a way
mahpete_: better lucky than good after all
atlas624: Your luck can literally run out? That's such a neat mechanic!
cheetoJack: luck is a resource
VariableVacancy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
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MrUglama: what am i watching
randomino5: Low rolls are good? Must be an '80s RPG
m0nkeyrama: Oh wow
VariableVacancy: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:33.
CantWearHats: ooh fancy
Omega_Lairon: Is that pencil a size 0.7 or a 0.5?
itsr67: @MrUglama a solo dnd-like adventure!
saweeks: old book smell
itsr67: welcome!
Theycallmejokke: Oh the covers of the old books where awesome
m0nkeyrama: ooo, we get the og art
BusTed: seabatTROG
Countjondi: is that the writer of james bond ian livingstone?
BusTed: Do you mean Ian Fleming?
Sektor88: oooh, hard mode
CyanMig: nerfs!
m0nkeyrama: Nerfed potions NotLikeThis
BusTed: slytqPotion
Omega_Lairon: I feel like if nothing else they'd have made pains to keep the page number redirects the same
LettingMyGutHangOut: Pffft. I played back when this game was actually hard.
BecauseGnomes: Potion too OP, pls buff
DiscordianTokkan: They nerfed them? Dang
ninja_theory_ashrams: I love those Elmore Leonard drawings
Despoiler98: IN A JAR
Countjondi: @BusTed brainfart
spurius: thats why you always need to read the patch notes
VariableVacancy: Is this a choose your own adventure book with dice?
TheWarbo: You couldn't handle the stronger potions.
randomino5: @VariableVacancy Yep
DiscordianTokkan: POTION SELLER, Give me half of your strongest potion!
Alness49: So Adam has the patch
aussie_rob_w: I have a delicious hack
LettingMyGutHangOut: woah, woah, woah... myriad dangers????
itsr67: I'm here for Adam reading a book.
Solipsody: WoFF.
A_Dub888: !findquote fantasy
LRRbot: Quote #4949: "This is all an elaborate shower fantasy!" —Kathleen [2018-05-04]
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The only book to be patched.
randomino5: Speedrun of WoFM wen
atlas624: Ah I see why its Otaku Jeff now, this is clearly an isekai
CosmicDuctTape: @LoadingReadyRun this is gonna go up on the podcast feed, yes?
CantWearHats: my potions are too strong for you traveller
sifonaonline: I made it in time!
Despoiler98: hurray! slytqDance
m0nkeyrama: Life or death :o
aussie_rob_w: I'm watching on my tablet with headphones in, but I have the stream paused and open on my laptop, so I'm typing into chat with my keyboard.
BecauseGnomes: Adam's voice lrrHEART lrrHEART
margieargie: World of Fighting Warcra- wait
arkinoid: Definitely an Isekai
orbitaltuna: if you die in the book, you die irl
Theycallmejokke: If you die in the book, you die in real life
BusTed: We won't fail!
Despoiler98: Im not prepared
LettingMyGutHangOut: DONT TURN THAT PAGE!!!
itsr67: I'm so excited
m0nkeyrama: The trogs are ready! seabatTROG
aussie_rob_w: It's also a really good touch typing test cause I can't see what I'm putting into the chat box.
Despoiler98: dont turn the page we're not prepared!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: So the originals' potions were too strong for the traveller?
Despoiler98: NO
CantWearHats: rules? pfft
CantWearHats: who needs em
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Don't rush to the sexy parts, but when you get to them, make sure you take your time.
m0nkeyrama: Rules schules DansGame
dr0ne00000: Is this torchless Firetop Mountain?
CantWearHats: oh neat!
CantWearHats: that's really cool
lighting_bolt_123: I play dark souls, I can beat this
ContingentCat: oh cool
Despoiler98: thats cool
m0nkeyrama: That's actually pretty great
m0nkeyrama: wow
Solipsody: That's a cute trick.
Baldrash: That's clever.
SnowBuddy18: that's neat
BecauseGnomes: Oh that's cute!
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, nice!
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
seth_erickson: seabatTROG lrrARROW
MrUglama: that IS pretty cool
CantWearHats: the L O R E
HorusFive: PowerUpL lrrADAM PowerUpR
Evandill: That's very cool
TheWarbo: !advice
LRRbot: Just jam it in there.
itsr67: the future is here, 1980.
LettingMyGutHangOut: buckle up - backstory time
Despoiler98: PLOT
simriel: *Turns first page* 'you are stuck in a jar'
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: neat!
TheWarbo: Adam "Give me all the lore" Savidan
aussie_rob_w: That’s really clever!
Tiber727: I would like to agree with chat that that is a smart idea.
HorusFive: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
Sektor88: @simriel oh I wish enigmaLUL
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Despoiler98: PEASENTRY
itsr67: LUL
Alness49: Not us, though
snowcookies: !findquote lore
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
seth_erickson: Peasants
Megaparsec256: Likable adventurer? how unrealistic
BusTed: Ah, how quaint.
LettingMyGutHangOut: pfffft. Screw the pesants.
CantWearHats: I mean
CosmicDuctTape: well, I shall catch this in the vod, bye, y'all!
saweeks: One of us
BusTed: These peasants.
Grescheks: chat is the local peasants
DiscordianTokkan: I think the version I had in the Old Days said "Write 1-6 on the sides of two 2B pencils, then roll the pencils"
NightValien28: you find a bunch of filthy scrubs
simriel: @sektor88 how do you deal with being in a Jar
Solipsody: Pleasant peasants.
e_bloc: pride100
Sektor88: we're 2nd best. Kappa
Theycallmejokke: Adam, friends of the pleps
chi7891: Can Adam see the chat?
atlas624: As a member of the local rabble, I like you Adam
CyanMig: we are SO likeable we can even put up with peasants
Conyst: you got hit by a truck and woke up later in a old time village
Solipsody: They feed you pheasants.
itsr67: @chi7891 ues
Baldrash: We're the peasantry!
itsr67: yes*
HorusFive: Yo peasants, look how awesome I am
drfox17: I'm sorry, but I can't help but imagine Petr in this situatoin, "Who is that!? Why are we here!?"
Rhynerd: Otaku Jeff is a likable sort.
aussie_rob_w: Walk into town saying “hi, local peasants!”
Despoiler98: none were based on fact, none
Sektor88: @simriel is it time to crowd-source a tailor-made fighting fantasy with Adam memes?
m0nkeyrama: Otaku Jeff is a man of the people
Kraest: “Hello, local second class citizenry!” “Wow, he’s so amazing!”
atlas624: @Conyst *shakes fist* Damn you Truck-kun!
margieargie: @drfox17 "I'm freaking out!"
FireFlower18: well I didn't elect him
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Adam lore master!
simriel: @sektor88 Yessssss
LoadingReadyRun: CosmicDuctTape it will, but we may delay it on the podcast feed until After the Flood is over, just so it isn't confusing for people listening to the series
CantWearHats: lets not go to firetop, tis a silly place
Alness49: "Peasant, fan me with palm fronds!"
ContingentCat: how do you not like a guy called "otaku Jeff"
NightValien28: KEYS
Despoiler98: THATS SPECIFIC
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Omega_Lairon: Keys!!
BusTed: sprung for the ol' double
LettingMyGutHangOut: Not one... TWO
NimrodXIV: TWO?!
saweeks: Keys!
xantos69: oh good go get those keys!
Theycallmejokke: Time to find theat key
KV1NN4: TWO KEYS
HungryCavalier: The keys!
starlitdiscord: here we go again!
HorusFive: Find more keys!
Stoffern: TWO locks!
RavingPenguin: THE KEYS
mahpete_: amazing chest ahead!
m0nkeyrama: The twofer locks
NightValien28: fucking 10 pages in and we found keys
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Two!
cuttlefishman: KEYS
VariableVacancy: TWO LOCKS! that means TWO KEYS
itsr67: "this is getting out of hand, now there are 2 of them!"
stacko84: *Hint Hint*
CantWearHats: two locks? eff that!
aussie_rob_w: KEYS
thanzo: War "Two" Lock
Solipsody: Is the other one a peacelock?
Conyst: none can stop truck-kun
Alness49: Keys! Keys! Keys!
CyanMig: these peasants are impressed by multiple locks, ok?
Despoiler98: TWO LOCKS? I GIVE UP slytqItsfine
lighting_bolt_123: ahhh fuck this!!
m0nkeyrama: Key finding missions
n3ther: still traumatized over keys
atlas624: One is a normal lock, the other is his WAR-lock
Evochron13: let's nope seems a day early
HorusFive: Need to find 6 whatsits to get the keys
Grescheks: laugh, Adam, laugh!
drfox17: what's that Dark Souls thing: "Magnificent Chest Ahead"
PhorrestGaze: one warlock, one normal lock
NightValien28: please laugh all the time
LettingMyGutHangOut: :looks around: "There's a key." Adventure complete.
Kramburger: This is SERIOUS, Adam
ContingentCat: plot twist those two locks need 5 keys each
chi7891: Audio seems to be getting maxed out.
Grescheks: wait, is he a warlock or a sorceror???
m0nkeyrama: Adam LUL
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Gotta get them keys Adam!
NotCainNorAbel: @PhorrestGaze nice joke
Solipsody: There are those who call him... Tim.
NightValien28: Grescheks yes
Theycallmejokke: :D
thanzo: a variety of magical creatures, not specified
itsr67: this is soooo great
Despoiler98: @ContingentCat no you need 20 keys to get the 2 keys
AmoriLinguae: his creature type is changeling
Kramburger: *Spreads hands* MAGIC
Despoiler98: whut?
silvalunae: mmmmm
Despoiler98: WAT?
CantWearHats: wait he's just a stage magician
silvalunae: silky
Kramburger: The Warlock plays MTG
Solipsody: Basically, peasants don't actually know shit.
Grescheks: he had magic cards, you say?
Despoiler98: mmmmmm silky
drfox17: wait, from his "Deck of Many Things App"!?
CyanMig: silky evil gloves
Stoffern: Damn magic player
stacko84: The Deck of Many Things!
BusTed: rurde
atlas624: Oh hell, is Adam going to get a Deck of Many Things?
silvalunae: same
itsr67: me
seth_erickson: Is the Warlock just Gambit from X-men
LettingMyGutHangOut: Warty faced goblins = chat
drfox17: Is his name... Petter?
ContingentCat: yeah same
Omega_Lairon: "He had the head of a dragon!" "Uh huh... and when did you see him again?" "Why Halloween night, of course... Oh."
Alness49: Ket?
Sektor88: Did GRRM write this?
Kramburger: A... RIVER? My one weakness!
Theycallmejokke: This is awesome
CyanMig: quick yelp firetop mountain before we go
snowcookies: !findquote river
LRRbot: Quote #3100: "We need to fill in the river." —Beej [2016-08-03]
silvalunae giggling like mad now
drfox17: Thanks to BC Ferries
Znazl: Fjord the river!
Alephred: Has Adam played through this book previously?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Would you say his powers came from... magic cards?
itsr67: this is sooooooo great
Frankenfruity: Faerry Man was not regular
drfox17: You can even get beer on that ferry
Rhynerd: Or Oregon Trail.
m0nkeyrama: Ferry service being regular Kreygasm
chibi_bento: I wasn't sure about this stream, but I am 100 percent here for Adam reading hilarious old fantasy.
CantWearHats: is this... barter
HesGotNoPants: his powers come from a robe and wizard's hat
Solipsody: Remember, the ferry going there is on the hour, and coming back is on the half hour.
Tiber727: Save the last coin for yourself.
DiscordianTokkan: The Gig economy of dungeon adventuring
Kramburger: >Eat Map
Rhynerd: a good Bart?
VariableVacancy: wut
thanzo: woah
Despoiler98: the womenfolk
Theycallmejokke: :D
simriel: wut
Alness49: Give me your strongest ferry.
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SpiffGames: They've known you for 2 days!
CantWearHats: well then
Despoiler98: UM
chibi_bento: ferry service is regular.... can't be Vancouver Island then.
silvalunae: ddun dun duuuuuun
Drasvin: >Get ye flask
BusTed: no faith
dr0ne00000: and the lamentations
SpiffGames: Two Days!
Omega_Lairon: Thirsty, thirsty tears? : \
silvalunae: o-oh
SnowBuddy18: just an FYI, Fighting Fantasy is on steam
drfox17: wow, you were a big tipper at that tavern
Decaped: please transpose "man" and "woman" for the rest of the book.
Kramburger: As if Men wouldn't cry when Adam left them, I call BS
saweeks: you died
1losttheGame: You sly dog Kappa
simriel: did Jeff fuck everyone? xD
CantWearHats: @Alness49 my ferries are too strong for you traveller
Despoiler98: DED
thanzo: the biggest thing to happen in this village in THIRTY YEARS
JFHIK: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:28.
itsr67: here we go!
m0nkeyrama: Mapmaking 👀
AmoriLinguae: @Decaped yes please
Despoiler98: *dies immediately*
ContingentCat: Not a lot happens in this little village
CyanMig: a map is vital
m0nkeyrama: Time for us to get lost LUL
BusTed: Helps to have a map.
Grescheks: ooo page!
Kramburger: !findquote Map
LRRbot: Quote #2355: "I can't leave the way I came in: there's a badly-mapped texture up there." —Graham [2016-04-20]
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Map by section number?
Despoiler98: LEWD
JFHIK: My phone lied to me.
lighting_bolt_123: UNSSSHHEEAATTH
drfox17: I hope Otaku Jeff uses his sword like Peter does
Kramburger: Yeah you do
FireFlower18: ooooo!
LettingMyGutHangOut: >Kill Rock.
drfox17: *petr
itsr67: chinese war sword*
Despoiler98: punch the mountain!
atlas624: Of course the old 80's book has cooler/spookier art. The 80's was peak weird art for fantasy books
Conyst: There goes the next adventurer to die. Better go get the next one.
thanzo: >take ring
Omega_Lairon: "It's a genuine Nippon steel katana. I got it off that infomercial"
Znazl: kyleisMonka
Solipsody: Wait, why did you just lay your bare sword on the ground?
Despoiler98: yes
Kramburger: Time for Squats! It's Leg Day
Despoiler98: yes he did
Mr_Dirty: Draw your sword and fight the mountain
stacko84: It's a Dargon
TheWarbo: I have arrived at this scene in every Zelda game
dr0ne00000: @LettingMyGutHangOut Kill Rock with what?
simriel: stop blaming Craig. he doesn't mean to be Sharp
lighting_bolt_123: un sleeve's zwvihander
CantWearHats: "and then you say eff it and go anyway"
Despoiler98: too much sword talk
Solipsody: And then put it back again!
chi7891: Too much box text. Oh wait, it’s all box text
drfox17: @Mr_Dirty I've seen those GoT clips, that never ends well
BusTed: seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: Dank 👀
silenceaux: I heard slime!!
LettingMyGutHangOut: @dr0ne00000 ... uh, bigger rock?
BusTed: We're home.
itsr67: dank
Grescheks: that dank cave
Alness49: Yum, wall slime!
TheWarbo: slimy walls!? seabatTROG seabatTROG
seth_erickson: the seabatTROG cave
VariableVacancy: did we just unseath and reseath our sword?
silvalunae: this is cool
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
Juliamon: seabatTROG dat slime!!
Despoiler98: tasty wall slime
Natly__: seabatTROG seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: It's us!
Despoiler98: RATS
CantWearHats: tiny goblins
LettingMyGutHangOut: >Kill rats
Despoiler98: ITS BENS STREAM AGAIN
dr0ne00000: @LettingMyGutHangOut it is very dark
Mr_Dirty: go home
Grescheks: weast
margieargie: Oh no, not rats again...
CyanMig: west is best?
Theycallmejokke: Go left
Eklinaar: Rats to the untrained ear, troglodyte footsteps to the more experienced.
Questhere: rats, why'd it have to be rats
Darth_Fishious: west
HungryCavalier: Plague rats!
ContingentCat: Go west young man...
Kramburger: >Go Left
Alness49: Go left!
Pteraspidomorphi: You can draw the map as a graph
Despoiler98: left?
simriel: Up.
Evandill: Go left!
KV1NN4: @Mr_Dirty lol!
Rourke9: I'm glad we have so much information about this decision
simriel: directly Up
itsr67: heroes go left.
Conyst: go left
Kramburger: !advice
LRRbot: Dance like nobody's eating.
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Hack into yourself and eliminate the virus.
silvalunae: left, right?
drfox17: wow, this is old school, you need to make our own map
saweeks: always left
orbitaltuna: dankdank? is anything lit?
dr0ne00000: Light lamp
HungryCavalier: The whole book is a maze
LettingMyGutHangOut: Up, Up, Left, Left, Jump
Simbionis: On a compass West is left
HorusFive: !findquote left
LRRbot: Quote #3007: "The woman is not dead, Chat. The woman has just left this timeline." —Ian [2016-07-18]
drfox17: This is like Sierra Games days
orbitaltuna: weast
BusTed: v2
m0nkeyrama: LUL mulligan!
Despoiler98: starts over immediately
HorusFive: !findquote right
LRRbot: Quote #774: "I don't think we need to use the butt right now." —Alex [2015-10-02]
Drasvin: !findquote go
simriel: go Left, because Evil is never Right.
CantWearHats: is this map _/¯ art?
LettingMyGutHangOut: WAIT DID YOU SAVE YOUR GAME????
PMAvers: Running it back!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Go west by southeast.
Conyst: put you hand on the wall and go left
MilkInBag: Adam PogChamp
Omega_Lairon: Looks good
m0nkeyrama: Adam's making art!
TrueSkorn: YOU CAN GOOGLE FAN MADE MAPS
Rourke9: the map looks good!
HorusFive: Nice goblin
drfox17: aw man, i wonder if I still have Engineering paper in my boxes
EscherichiaCole: lrrFRUMP
dr0ne00000: F5
Kramburger: !findquote Go Left
Solipsody: Since we know the adventure takes place on Victoria island, west takes you into the sea...
MilkInBag: east rhymes with yeet
BlueMagnusStormCrow: You can map by section number. Eg 1 -> 71 , 1 -> 278
Rourke9: east sounds good to me!
Rhynerd: @trueskorn would those be spoilery?
Znazl: turn right only
CyanMig: disaster!
ContingentCat: gasp
Spluuga: Go left
Despoiler98: wow thats a jump
Kramburger: Go Beast
geekvs: weast?
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Turn to page 8.
Zalbaag: Make sure you put a compass
Blasteg: Yeeast
Arikell: surely that depends if you're facing north or south?
orbitaltuna: going weast feels like going downhill
chaostreader: On desert bus. Who wants Adam’s map?
simriel: Adam should draw his sword and go Forward
Despoiler98: CHARGE IT
simriel: full 'My Way' it
m0nkeyrama: We're turning pages, babyyyy
Despoiler98: OTAKU SMASH
CyanMig: charge that door!
CantWearHats: boot!
TheWarbo: "Why would I do this myself? I have twitch chat for that!" :-D
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: turn!
snowcookies: Boot!
LettingMyGutHangOut: Uh, Kick in the door!
tergonis: boot!
Kramburger: >Seduce The Door
saweeks: always forward
Theycallmejokke: Leroy jenkins!
CyanMig: we didnt turn east just to not charge a door
silvalunae: you can /try/
Nocxia: boot that door!
Grescheks: ever forward!
Omega_Lairon: Oh sure, let's just leave and go home... good adventure : p
m0nkeyrama: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
ContingentCat: Boot!
seth_erickson: Otaku Jeff a coward please
HorusFive: I don't think Otaku Jeff would be a quitter
Solipsody: Kill the door!
Ka2Zen: Hulk smash
silvalunae: I want to roll to seduce the door
Questhere: make way to Jeff
m0nkeyrama: Kick it in
CantWearHats: the door explodes
LettingMyGutHangOut: YES
Ka2Zen: HULK SMASH*
Sektor88: Paul is wise
TheWarbo: Put the door in smash?
arkinoid: Smash
Pteraspidomorphi: This is very Munchkin
Despoiler98: DED
Kykiwi: you died
Drasvin: !findquote door
LRRbot: Quote #1986: "I would like to have a door on my house. I would actually like to have two doors on my house." —Alex [2016-02-26]
Solipsody: @CantWearHats Whoa, when did this become NetHack?
seth_erickson: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
drfox17: when... i want to explore the floor first? clearly this is not a zelda type adventure
chaostreader: Was the junction 92? I think it may be a different encounter.
dr0ne00000: this is all Paul's fault
orbitaltuna: the door is a mimic, should've tried seducing
ContingentCat: !findquote boot
LRRbot: Quote #4202: "That's how you tell how cool someone is: by how big his boots are." —Adam [2017-05-13]
Rhynerd: Otaku Jeff rushes in where angels fear to tread!
CyanMig: we got this
silvalunae: do it fate
ninja_theory_ashrams: "IF" it goes badly Kappa
CantWearHats: boom, take that door
silenceaux: Pretty sure you're supposed to try and break down a door with your leg and a heel strike if you don't have a battering ram, not your shoulder?
Kramburger: Too stronk
thanzo: door is injured
arkinoid: Bop
HorusFive: Knock knock open up the door it's Jeff
LettingMyGutHangOut: Adam 1, Door 0
margieargie: First kill: One door!
Despoiler98: DOIH
silvalunae: um keep reading
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lurkerspine: Break that door!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, lurkerspine! (Today's storm count: 89)
MilkInBag: maybe a small pit
Sektor88: WELP
e_bloc: no, the gas!
m0nkeyrama: LUL dead already
Grescheks: welp
Kykiwi: LOL
CantWearHats: hahahaha
arkinoid: Door is bloody
Despoiler98: OMG
simriel: @orbitaltuna I roll to seduce the Mimic.
silvalunae: well done
Alness49: Increment the door counter!
NightValien28: HAHAHAHAHAA
VariableVacancy: get rekt
niccus: grats
Sektor88: enigmaS
CyanMig: hes a prophet
m0nkeyrama: It was a pit!
BusTed: Hahaha.
thanzo: lol
silvalunae claps
LettingMyGutHangOut: Welp.
Znazl: LUL
ContingentCat: Calld it!
saweeks: LUL
xantos69: that didn't take long
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared katesScared katesScared katesScared katesScared slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
Sektor88: Jebaited
BrindleBoar: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
empyreon: LOL
Znazl: Jebaited
sifonaonline: Wellp.
Brok3nGol3m: katesWa guyjudgeAA
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: OH NO
spurius: Door 1, Adam 0
ogzangief: welp that just happend
KV1NN4: omg XD
Omega_Lairon: Read the card : p
HesGotNoPants: hi highlights
Theycallmejokke: Should have gone left :D
dr0ne00000: Adam you thought that into existence
NightValien28: good one big brain boi
Pairoschuz: The rare self-jebait
Despoiler98: katesWa katesOw
Sektor88: NotLikeThis
PMAvers: pmaverPSY
MilkInBag: Jebaited x2
Conyst: should of went left
simriel: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
orbitaltuna: LUL
Frankenfruity: Land inside a glass jar
Solipsody: Welp, time to reroll I guess. Otaku Jeff II.
silvalunae: you fall into a pit trap
KV1NN4: thats... still pretty deep
VariableVacancy: who makes a 2 meter pit trap?
LettingMyGutHangOut: lrrAWW
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: lrrAWW
Despoiler98: thats not a PIT THATS NOT A PIT
DiscordianTokkan: Help help! I got jebaited! seabatHITBOX seabatYIKES
SAJewers: pinkkiFine
Sektor88: But thou must!
CantWearHats: you got GOT
Rourke9: WOW rude
n3ther: "tries not to laugh"
m0nkeyrama: Ah the illusion of choice!
Theycallmejokke: :D
Grescheks: it wasn't empty, it had a hole!
snowcookies: whoops
drfox17: I was gonna say, "Adam is doing better than Critical Role season 1" but i guess not
lurkerspine: Wow this book uses meters and yards?
silenceaux: Should have checked for traps in the room Kappa
n3ther: Laughs even more
Drasvin: lrrEFF
CyanMig: you found the broom cuboard
KV1NN4: thats like... 5 fett-ish?
arkinoid: Is it a dark pit?
TheWarbo: GOT EM
silvalunae: this is so great
MilkInBag: is this a quest to reach the video game bathroon?
Brok3nGol3m: the door was more of a safety barrier
NightValien28: this is straight out legend of grimrock
Alness49: "This is where we keep the pit!"
MilkInBag: with traps and shits
CyanMig: this is where the warlock keeps his bikes
drfox17: OSHA compliance
Mr_Dirty: FlipThis
e_bloc: safety first
Omega_Lairon: So you could say that kind of trap was a little... Bullsh-pit
CantWearHats: you find a sign at the bottom that says "danger! pit!"
Despoiler98: this is the greatest book ever written
enemycoke: That’s this whole book in a nutshell
margieargie: @KV1NN4 6 feet and a bit.
Rhynerd: Just an inconvenience trap.
Rourke9: someone didnt want to plan out that pathway
itsr67: what a bait by mr warlock
Znazl: Sir? whats that room on the right for? Oh, thats the pit room! Pit room?
LettingMyGutHangOut: Reload your save from the last room.
silvalunae: search for treasure?
KV1NN4: @margieargie Oh i thgouht it said less than 2 meters
seth_erickson: We're off to a good start
itsr67: net loss 1 stamina
airvire: MercyWing1 BegWan MercyWing2
margieargie: @KV1NN4 Fair, I could have missed the "less than".
Despoiler98: might be a gobli9n
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Gotta head west because the sun never sets on the boshy
KV1NN4: @margieargie yeah i think it was "just under 2meters"
Grescheks: is it a Goblin? Is that the strange goblin-like creature?
Rhynerd: Do we reload the save and say we didn’t lose that stamina or do we take this loss as a scar of adventuring?
silvalunae: wait what
LettingMyGutHangOut: Uh, Goblin? Step on its stupid head.
MilkInBag: ROLL THE DIE DansGame
Theycallmejokke: A goblin-like creature... is it a goblin :D
silvalunae: noice
drfox17: Translators note: Goblin means Batiri
CantWearHats: lrrSACK
MilkInBag: thank you :)
m0nkeyrama: Lost a luck NotLikeThis
e_bloc: 13
e_bloc: sucker
Omega_Lairon: Yeah but now it's *official* Kappa
Rhynerd: We now have the ability to fail luck saves.
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: You fall in a pit. The goblin wakes up
Eklinaar: Ah Twitch Chat, never change.
simriel: @drfox17 which means Batiri? which means goblin? which means Batiri? which means...
sifonaonline: Sneak attack the goblin!
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
orbitaltuna: "goblin-like creature" the goblin is actullay a pit isn't it
MilkInBag: rasping sound? must be seabatTROG
Grescheks: I think it just means the corridor has a turn, yeah
AmoriLinguae: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use the elephant gun.
Theycallmejokke: Two pits in the goblin suit
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Watch out for hidden robots.
snowcookies: !findquote door
LRRbot: Quote #1986: "I would like to have a door on my house. I would actually like to have two doors on my house." —Alex [2016-02-26]
Conyst: go left
Despoiler98: sure why not
m0nkeyrama: Oh no, we're door shy now
silvalunae: I kick the door down
Wintermelon100: do ittttt
silvalunae: you have to now
MilkInBag: cowards skip doors
MadmanOreo: search for treasure
margieargie: There might be a pit snoring on the other side...
m0nkeyrama: Door #2 👀
CyanMig: opening the door cant possibly be wrong twice in a row
orbitaltuna: CHARGE
djalternative: Don't do it
AmoriLinguae: !chat
Smapdi_Flaffermann: I block!
NightValien28: did you learn nothing?
CantWearHats: my doors are too strong for you traveller
Grescheks: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
Drasvin: There could be loot in the door
e_bloc: knock knock open up the door it's real
AmoriLinguae: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
ContingentCat: fuck property rights kick in the door
Conyst: door door door
MilkInBag: small smelly room? must be twitch chat
HungryCavalier: You won't find THE KEYS if you don't take chances
franksey: god this is giving me flashbacks of middle school free reading days!!
LettingMyGutHangOut: full of goblin poop. Congrats, you have found the toilet.
arkinoid: This aint a chicken stream
orbitaltuna: leeeeroy
itsr67: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: many secrets
Despoiler98: goblin
m0nkeyrama: Got outta my bedroom Kappa
Mr_Dirty: Eat the box!
seth_erickson: underneath you is a pit
matufin0: adam can block warrior it seem
Despoiler98: why wont they say its a goblin
Eklinaar: Troglodyte confirmed
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mysterious pizza
CyanMig: take that box!
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: !box
CantWearHats: the box, the box!
orbitaltuna: the box is asleep? ccolorD
ContingentCat: ! steal
Despoiler98: the box could have anything!
Grescheks: box box box!
Despoiler98: like ANOTHER BOX
LettingMyGutHangOut: (rolls a 12)
Evandill: Do it!
e_bloc: 12 one time
MilkInBag: of course it's 6 6
m0nkeyrama: He's no coward
dr0ne00000: twitch chat is guarding the box
Theycallmejokke: Maximum Greed mode!
ContingentCat: lrrGREED
arkinoid: Do it
Kramburger: Loot the room
Conyst: steal the box
chaostreader: Why is stab the sleeping creature not an option?
Solipsody: Take some straw, too. Never know when you'll get sleepy.
fritobandeeto: inconceivable
Drasvin: Steal everything not nailed down. Then steal the nails
m0nkeyrama: pits everywhere NotLikeThis
CantWearHats: I like how your luck can literally run out
MilkInBag: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: box text
Sektor88: GLOD
Despoiler98: omg
simriel: the box was a mimic
drfox17: Somewhere a man cackles while eating Pie. That man might be me
CantWearHats: oh wow
Despoiler98: OMG
chaostreader: @drasvin Then repeat.
m0nkeyrama: LUL it was worth
saweeks: goooooooold
Znazl: SQEUAK
NightValien28: wow
seth_erickson: We stole it's pet what a monster
Theycallmejokke: Mouse friend got
Despoiler98: katesWa katesOw
Omega_Lairon: That's good though, you got your luck back
tergonis: we needed the gold piece anyway
Grescheks: D:
m0nkeyrama: Duuude, Adam
e_bloc: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: That was his life savings
NightValien28: bully
m0nkeyrama: so mean LUL
Alness49: That was his dinner!
MilkInBag: PETA DansGame
Despoiler98: YOU MONSTER
Spluuga: mouse is food
Kraest: sergeSqueak
Eklinaar: Are we the bad guys?
Drasvin: lrrWOW
silvalunae: hey now more like 10 bucks
m0nkeyrama: Never punished LUL
chaostreader: Got our luck back.
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: lrrSACK
CyanMig: we freed the mouse!
Despoiler98: katesWa katesOw
BecauseGnomes: Based!
Frankenfruity: Pog champ!
orbitaltuna: iis the mouse alive?
Theycallmejokke: Ka-ching
BecauseGnomes: EZ PZ
DiscordianTokkan: Got there!
seth_erickson: baby this game is for babies
Despoiler98: this game is for babies
margieargie: Luck profit!
Alness49: Karma system!
TheWarbo: !findquote easy
LRRbot: Quote #3052: "Oh, that's really easy actually. No, it's not." —Ian [2016-07-25]
Kramburger: The mouse will come back to save you at the end of the game
MilkInBag: mouse was the next snack
LettingMyGutHangOut: OK, so the moral of this story is Theft is good.
Drasvin: @Eklinaar from what I've read...kinda
Sibwow: mouse liberator
Omega_Lairon: Its the golbin'
e_bloc: pet or lunch
thanzo: future meal?
CyanMig: that was his lunch 100%
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Mouse = final boss
Brok3nGol3m: that mouse was really a rat from Ben's game
Znazl: no holes no food no straw, not his pet
Rhynerd: The true reward was the luck.
CantWearHats: the mouse is clearly the warlock in disguise
dr0ne00000: you now have the plague
LettingMyGutHangOut: This is why they warned us about these books in the '80s.
SpiffGames: The mouse is the warlock!
Omega_Lairon: But then you have to give the mouse all your riches
NightValien28: I hope the mice stabs you for stealing it
itsr67: door # 3
margieargie: The mouse shows up and makes you trip into a pit
Alness49: In your hour of need, the mouse strikes the warlock...
CantWearHats: 50/50 on doors so far
m0nkeyrama: Hmmmm
seth_erickson: no sound definitely a pit
BusTed: Mind games.
Solipsody: You know what's quiet? A pit.
mtvcdm: LRRBot, check the door.
Znazl: or another pit
Theycallmejokke: Do it you coward
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #343: "These are the WORST Mario Kart power-ups!" —Ian [2015-06-13]
m0nkeyrama: Not opening the door NotLikeThis
kingoftuesdaynight: Don't think just door.
itsr67: pits don't make noise
Robot_Bones: or it was the mouses home and you kicked him out and stole his gold
ninja_theory_ashrams: I am still annoyed that Disney killed Fox's Mouseguard movie
Conyst: the comes and says we will honor the ancient pact between our people
Wintermelon100: !quote pit
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
A_Dub888: Pits: The Quiet Killer
LettingMyGutHangOut: ORC!
Wintermelon100: !findquote pit
LRRbot: Quote #2816: "And I found the pit... in my Peach..." —Heather [2016-06-15]
Conyst: mouse*
Mr_Dirty: open this one!
saweeks: open this one
AmoriLinguae: quote "Pits are very quiet" ?
CantWearHats: oh this seems like a much better door
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe it's a singing pit
m0nkeyrama: Hideous din seabatTROG
Solipsody: Defintely not a pit, in you go!
Eklinaar: You hear a thousand gamers shouting "git gud"
chaostreader: “The door opens behind you”
seth_erickson: Could this be Otaku Jeff's first Waifu
Pal_Friendpatine: !findquote door
LRRbot: Quote #3792: "Open door with fire. The normal way. The traditional way." —Cori [2016-12-28]
Drasvin: !findquote din
Alness49: We ARE the hideous din!
Omega_Lairon: Bad singing? "Eyyyyyy Macarena!!"
kingoftuesdaynight: "Go left"
A_Dub888 belts Crawling in My Skin horribly off key
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Press G to brain.
saweeks: greeeed
Pteraspidomorphi: Run?
Solipsody: Join the chorus?
HesGotNoPants: non coward stream
Wintermelon100: open the door
m0nkeyrama: Seems legit
Mr_Dirty: join in?
Tiber727: Adam has learned his lesson, and will never open a door again in his lifetime.
flatluigi: adam savidan the adventurer would die immediately
CantWearHats: bust in the door and join in
djalternative: Join in the kareoke?
snowcookies: Kick down doors!
Znazl: ruining karaoke DansGame
djalternative: g
LettingMyGutHangOut: Musical Theatre, the silent killer.
Despoiler98: but YOUR OTAKU JEFF
Drasvin: And greed
m0nkeyrama: Otaku Jeff def has a cool anime scar
malackey: singing means a good time.
KV1NN4: So.. Petr
mtvcdm: Adam would go for it.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: SMOrc SingsNote
Evandill: open it up
orionsrise1: join the singing!
m0nkeyrama: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
MadmanOreo: adventurer beej woul do it
malackey: and possibly drinking.
DMGlol: 🎵
TheMerricat: get stuck in a glass jar?
tergonis: goblin choir
Drasvin: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Evandill: I'd definitly open it
chaostreader: You have a sword.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: sing louder, establish dominance
Despoiler98: MOAR BOX
m0nkeyrama: Another box 🤔
CantWearHats: mm, grog
Rhynerd: did Jumpforce provide the canonical appearance for Otaku Jeff?
ContingentCat: steal the box!
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain
NightValien28: this time two mices
Omega_Lairon: Murder murder murder. That'll learn 'em to get wasted on duty
Sektor88: murdering drunks eh
Znazl: SwiftRage
LettingMyGutHangOut: Drunk goblins, play a game of Magic the Gathering and take their stuff.
dr0ne00000: why not party with them?
Despoiler98: yay murder hobo
Solipsody: Take 'em! Free their mouse!
CantWearHats: what, no option to take a swig and challenge them to a drinking game? come on
m0nkeyrama: Always, Adam
Theycallmejokke: Kill! Blood for the blood god
silvalunae: the police are called
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: no witnesses!
malackey: why murder?
Conyst: steal the box steal the box
Rhynerd: One of them is named Ched.
snowcookies: beware, they might call the cops
Drasvin: Yes. Adam, you are the baddie.
margieargie: We just had a crapshoot about this!
DMGlol: Orcs lul
Znazl: O R C S
margieargie: *crapshot
drfox17: "Tonight on the Friday Night Paper Fi-AUGH"
Alness49: Waaaaaargh!
TheMoatman: Original Real Characters
m0nkeyrama: ORCs 👀
kingoftuesdaynight: because it's Jimmy and Jay Orc
ContingentCat: you're supposed to yell it
LettingMyGutHangOut: ORCS not Orcs... that would be a copyright violation apparently
thanzo: >use coin on ORCS
Omega_Lairon: "ORC" brand orcs, an Official "Orc-corp" product.
CantWearHats: O.R.C.S. - Ornery Rough CreatureS
Conyst: just a sec gotta get out my charcoal to draw my sword.
ninja_theory_ashrams: escape immediately
BusTed: Ninja group fight rules.
LettingMyGutHangOut: OH, they are figining like stormtroopers
ContingentCat: just polite
dr0ne00000: ah like a kung fu movie
margieargie: Samurai movie style, fitting for Otaku Jeff.
Brok3nGol3m: drunken deuling
CantWearHats: form an orderly queue
m0nkeyrama: Time to d-d-d-d-d-duel
GoblinRanger: So is this a choose your own adventure type thing? Seems fun
Nocxia: ORC
ninja_theory_ashrams: one ninja is impossible to kill, groups of ninjas are easily defeated
m0nkeyrama: How does this man lose with that much added :o
GoodSirMortimer: The most skilled swordsman in all the land
dr0ne00000: @ninja_theory_ashrams only a ninja can fight a ninja
thatladyinplaid: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 37:50.
m0nkeyrama: Also get to add 1 to your roll because they're drunk seabatBRAIN
Solipsody: It doesn't really seem to make a difference whether you finish one off first or alternate between them.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ORC number two patiently waiting... goes back to drink more.
Omega_Lairon: "The iron sword strikes the ORC in the neck. The severed part goes sailing off in an arc."
ratxprince: seabatTROG wow i slept and adam is still on a stream
m0nkeyrama: Minimum is 14 :o
m0nkeyrama: holy moly
Rhynerd: You just go a For Honor execution on this Orc.
Mysticman89: i like how im tuning in and it looks like doing a school assignment.
GoodSirMortimer: This hardly seems fair
BusTed: ez game for babies
m0nkeyrama: Jesus, Otaku Jeff is buff
GoodSirMortimer: Just dunking on some guys having a good time
Omega_Lairon: A tie is like that scene in Revenge of the Sith where Anakin and Obi Wan just like twirl their lightsabers at each other pointlessly for a second
CantWearHats: "these orcs SUCK!"
LettingMyGutHangOut: LOL Getgud scrubz
RvLeshrac: The absolute madman.
sifonaonline: Sounds like an Adam thing to do.
RvLeshrac: Playing a physical gamebook.
Morrigan9: Work, work.
drfox17: they were about to play a game of MTG
seth_erickson: Otaku Jeff has mastered the art of the Sword
FireFlower18: good job!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: THOSE ORCS HAD A FAMILY!
Solipsody: It's not a real challenging game, is it? No wonder they had to nerf potions.
m0nkeyrama: Casual orc murder
Theycallmejokke: Hope you feel like a big man ;P
Pteraspidomorphi: This reminds me I have to resume reading a practical guide to evil
Pal_Friendpatine: Auto win FTW
arkinoid: Scruuubz
Alness49: Help, someone's bullying orcs!
GoblinRanger: harsh
SuitablyEpic: turns out, if you roll high stats, the game is easy
silvalunae: eww
snowcookies: You're a monster and you go to jail Kappa
bullseyewomprats: brutal
Mr_Dirty: murderer
Mysticman89: better a matress than a duvet.
itsr67: I'd say power move but they're dead
CantWearHats: ooh a box
KV1NN4: they probably smell bad because they pooped when they died. :c
Despoiler98: TRAP
BusTed: open the box! open the box!
m0nkeyrama: Hmmm
LettingMyGutHangOut: TAKE ALL THE STUFF
ratxprince: :0
drfox17: magic cards!
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a world without boxes
silvalunae: what's in thebooooox
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
CantWearHats: sixteen orcs jump out of the box
Znazl: its stolen goods too
TheWarbo: Where have you gone, Farrigo DiMaggio, our naiton turns its lonely eyes to you.
m0nkeyrama: True renegade
sifonaonline: Murderhobo o'clock.
MadmanOreo: where have you gone farago damaggio?
dr0ne00000: what's in the box???
malackey: not looking seems insulting
ogzangief: box box box
NightValien28: please be a mimic
LettingMyGutHangOut: Boxnard2000 would open the box
Kraest: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a world without boxes
djalternative: !box
thanzo: the gamer bones!
Sarah_Serinde: Chat wants to know :D
snowcookies: !box
tergonis: but are you a coward?
Evandill: Open it anyway
LathosTiran: but LOOT!
vokayregrebniew: open the box
ninja_theory_ashrams: 42 was the escape the fight page
CantWearHats: what would Otaku Jeff do?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: But what's in the box adam?
ogzangief: come on adam take a gamble
GoblinRanger: Di Maggio? It has baseball cards in it?
Mr_Dirty: its a trap so open it.
HesGotNoPants: steal the groh
Zalbaag: Says the guy that charged into a pit
Evandill: snag dat loooot
simriel: loot!
DMGlol: why would orcs have a trapped chest
HesGotNoPants: grog
Kraest: Open the box
chaostreader: Open it. Your lucky.
silvalunae: you can have one take back, right?
CantWearHats: make the book have it
malackey: Come on, you have a cool sword. Open the box.
Drasvin: !advice
LRRbot: Decrease the maggot count.
Conyst: take the box take the box
QuietJay: Do you have a stack of bookmarks for save scumming?
Sarah_Serinde: Adam you're buff and lucky, go for it :D
chaostreader: *You’re
LettingMyGutHangOut: You got dressed up, do it
Solipsody: What's the worst that it could be/?
ogzangief: yay
m0nkeyrama: We're checking 👀
Kramburger: Yeaaahhh
ratxprince: boxboc
thanzo: oooh!!
BusTed: yoooo
Rhynerd: Farrigo wouldn’t betray us, right?
Darleysam: just quicksave first
DMGlol: PogChamp
Mysticman89: maybe the mimic drops sweat loot
CantWearHats: ooh handy
seth_erickson: Is this book written by Ugin
Mysticman89: sweet even
itsr67: dragonfire sounds metal
arkinoid: Sick
BusTed: benginBurn
thanzo: hey, those ORCS could've been well read
Omega_Lairon: It's written in your own language - pure sass and sarcasm
m0nkeyrama: Seems useful seabatTROG
arkinoid: Eugeeeeene
tenthtechpriest: and then THAT book is also a game
Kramburger: Oh hell yeah, we're killing DRAGONS now
Znazl: CoolStoryBob
djalternative: Adam is definitely the wrong hands
Type_One___: cheer100
NotCainNorAbel: depth? 3 doors down.
CantWearHats: oh shit
tk_thats_me subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tk_thats_me! (Today's storm count: 90)
ninja_theory_ashrams: like in Arabian Nights game, if you have the option to enter, you always enter. "A lion is before you." "I enter the lion."
GoblinRanger: harsh
NightValien28: so it did fall in the wrong hands
LettingMyGutHangOut: Practice on some pesants.
Drasvin: Consumed by evil itself? Too late.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Sektor88: enigmaLUL
itsr67: ERIF
drfox17: ahem: "EXPLOSION" - Megumin
DMGlol: LUL
Theycallmejokke: :D
ogzangief: lol thats funny
Pteraspidomorphi: You'd probably best write the spell down
Kramburger: Write that down
PaperDoopliss: That might just be the signature
LettingMyGutHangOut: THat's just good branding dude. Dial it down.
BusTed: Melf's Acid Arrow
sifonaonline: It was his life's work, but still.
thanzo: copyrighted by di Maggio
cuttlefishman: This is going to be a loud podcast
m0nkeyrama: Put his own name in the spell LUL
CantWearHats: hey, it works for Leomund and his tiny hut!
n3ther: it's my damn spell
ratxprince: seabatBRAIN
Omega_Lairon: The rest of it is just filler - only his name is the active ingredient
itomeshi: Fire like, Fire make, Fire Fire?
Frankenfruity: That's how you become Immortal Adam!
Evochron13: RIP headphones
DiscordianTokkan: ART
ogzangief: write it down just it case
arkinoid: You just said it
Solipsody: Fire like, fire make, fire fire... Did Jon Morrison write this spell?
HesGotNoPants: echo errif savadan
arkinoid: You lose
EscherichiaCole: Mordenkainen and Melf did it all the time
itsr67: it's like Bigby's hand, copyrighted spells
GoodSirMortimer: Ah yes, the famous galaxy brain spell, "Savidan Savidan, Savidan Savidan, Savidan"
TheWarbo: His spell is just stuff backwards lol
Solipsody: Jim. Jim Morrison.
Alness49: Look, Bigby did it and he was a hack!
Megaparsec256: Tells you not to read it, charcter immediately reads it
Despoiler98: thats BASIC ADVENTURING
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
orbitaltuna: bigby too
tenthtechpriest: KLAATU VERTA... coughcough
Featherweight_: dragon fire feat Di maggio
Simonark: Maybe its the chorus
CantWearHats: it says "I prepared explosive runes today"
TrueSkorn: Fire backwards
simriel: 'Xander, Don't speak Latin to the books'
ninja_theory_ashrams: memorize, as in write it down
BusTed: actively dragon hunting
GoblinRanger: Like fire, make fire, fire fire Di Maggio
orbitaltuna: ccolorD
whales9001: what is this?
matufin0: i would note the incantation
Omega_Lairon: Spoiling for a rumble
Theycallmejokke: We monsterhunter now
whales9001: it looks cool
xantos69: Adam...Everyone is looking for the D.
LettingMyGutHangOut: LOL @CantWearHats , Nice Order of the STick ref
enemycoke: Write it down?
Znazl: down to fight dragons DTFD
Pteraspidomorphi: It might ask you for the actual words
phenexian: I cast: Demagio's Dragon Fire! Often mistakenly believed to be a spell that spits dragon's fire, it's actually a spell that burns dragons.
chaostreader: Write it down.
Soul1355: you might want to write it down
BecauseGnomes: Always looking for D
thanzo: Write the spell on the map!
BloodnBullets: dragon hunting? you need the Toot Toot!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @simriel 😂
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It might ask you for the actual words you might want to note them down.
egyptcraze: agreed. writr the spell on the map
iggySPLOSION: this is gonna end like monster hunter
m0nkeyrama: Pit rooms :o
n3ther: weast?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Set nearest dragon on fire. if there isn't a nearby dragon, you turn into a dragon first
e_bloc: go left
Evandill: That's Wizarding 101, if you make the spell you get to add your name to it.
egyptcraze: !bad advice
LRRbot: Obey.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Remove human skin.
ContingentCat: ummm
djalternative: !smash
LRRbot: Put Chun-Li in Smash, you cowards!
HesGotNoPants: @bluemagnusstormcrow book said he memorized it
m0nkeyrama: Always east seabatBRAIN
ninja_theory_ashrams: later... Klatu Verata... Nicklpwdhf
Rhynerd: Does anyone remember how the spell goes?
Drasvin: !smash
LRRbot: Put Eevee in Smash, you cowards!
Wondermoo: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
djalternative: eevee is in smash tho
Drasvin: Sounds like the kitchen
n3ther: the clitter clatter
arkinoid: !smash
drfox17: lunch!
Pteraspidomorphi: Raid the kitchen?
e_bloc: klatuu, barada, nick. . . chew
GoblinRanger: several pans!
HesGotNoPants: !smash
chibi_bento: erif erif di maggio is the last bit
m0nkeyrama: LUL getting cocky
seth_erickson: This book has as many doors as Dark Occult has Keys
LathosTiran: ekie-ekie-fha'tang-zoomp-boing
ogzangief: these books look cool any idea if you can find them online?
simriel: you didn't ask for good advice @contingentcat so technically you got what you asked for
m0nkeyrama: Time to die to a 12
CantWearHats: scared of metaphysical combat
chaostreader: Like fire make fire fire fire di maggio
ContingentCat: psychological combat
Conyst: door
sifonaonline: Being shrunk and trapped in an enchanted jar.
A_Dub888: don't forget about pits
Omega_Lairon: Turned into soup and stored in a jar : p
Mr_Dirty: cast the spell at the door
TheWarbo: jars?
Tuples: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 46:16.
arkinoid: Jar
PhorrestGaze: shrinks you into an empty jar
whales9001: go in
Mysticman89: is mapping manually important, or could one assume the book will guide you in and out appropriately?
kalateth: any of these books 'auto death traps'.. there are a few
Drasvin: !findquote hungry
LRRbot: Quote #827: "Feed Clay Aiken. He's hungry..." —Kathleen [2015-10-12]
RvLeshrac: Has Adam died yet?
Alness49: The turkey is a little dry...
Solipsody: They'll be no match for your LUCK!
DiscordianTokkan: Hungry wizards getting a jar ready
Tuples: Hi everyone!
Znazl: the pot pit
simriel: Do not get stuck in a Jar
ratxprince: omg.. erif erif is just fire fire back wards
Countjondi: !quote paul
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Banging pots and pans? It’s a toddler.
m0nkeyrama: We aint afraid of no door
simriel: the Jar Count is hunting
iggySPLOSION: trapped in a wizard jar
AmoriLinguae: @Rhynerd Ekil Erif / Erif Ekam / Erif Erif / Di Maggio
margieargie: Oh, more O R C S!
LettingMyGutHangOut: Blerg... Orcs
BlueDaNewb: Now I want to play an adventurer whose greatest fear is being turned into a carrot.
m0nkeyrama: 5 ORCS seabatYIKES
Tiber727: The funny part would be if Adam got to the dragon, but in order to cast the spell Adam has to physically recall the spell.
GoblinRanger: erk
Znazl: DansGame
GoodSirMortimer: Time to slaughter more ORCS
LathosTiran: @Mysticman89 they could impliment a choice loop to do a maze. but probly its something for the kid to do
iggySPLOSION: a jar of magic ragu
ContingentCat: ew
CantWearHats: Gandalf finds the door to Moria. "A door? That's it, we're going back"
Rhynerd: @amorilinguae thanks.
cuttlefishman: fight
Cheesequak: Yeah, I think you definitely saved that mouse.
e_bloc: don't be a coward
silvalunae: do eeeet
Mr_Dirty: Draw your sword and shout a challenge
Omega_Lairon: Why does it always have to be rat gizaard and s***? Don't ORCS like hamburgers or like burritos or anything normal?
Science_and_Magic: Run
arkinoid: Ruuuuuun
LettingMyGutHangOut: Just Leeroy Jenkis this mess.
Science_and_Magic: RUN!
RvLeshrac: Like Fire/Make Fire/Fire Fire/Di Maggio
m0nkeyrama: No rewards for murder? DansGame
Solipsody: Soup doesn't seem worth killing for.
silvalunae: smart actually
SplittingImage77: Do it all again!
arkinoid: Nigerindaaaaayoooooo
ogzangief: run take your ball and go home
ContingentCat: like that fight with gravity earlier
SuitablyEpic: just killem
MadmanOreo: but adam, the rat bones BibleThump
CantWearHats: lrrSACK
Omega_Lairon: You might find another single gold piece Kappa
SplittingImage77: Test your might!
Rhynerd: Oiggam Id
m0nkeyrama: But the pits...
silvalunae: delicious
TheWarbo: #RatBones
simriel: @contingentcat Hey, Douglas Adams taught us you can fight Gravity. and Win
drfox17: you must progress!
Solipsody: Oi, Gammid!
ratxprince: :<
CantWearHats: hmmmmm
m0nkeyrama: Is this man trapped in a jar...
CantWearHats: HMMM
ContingentCat: yikes
Rhynerd: remember, Otaku Jeff, this is a sneaking mission.
Omega_Lairon: Not our fight. Not our problem : p
m0nkeyrama: A room sized jar
n3ther: big brain
silvalunae: trap has been called
ratxprince: room jar
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Arn't you a hero adam?
e_bloc: the modesty on this guy
TheWarbo: he's in a jar
HesGotNoPants: non coward
Pteraspidomorphi: Might be a prisoner of your enemy
arkinoid: Tingling
Solipsody: No, Adam! You must save him, he might give you a single coin you don't need for anything!
LettingMyGutHangOut: Wow.
CantWearHats: lrrWOW
m0nkeyrama: Byyeeee dude trapped in a room
Despoiler98: fuckem
Drasvin: "People screaming for help. That doesn't sound like gold and riches"
Conyst: @simriel true just gotta get distracted just before hitting ground
BusTed: sucks to suck
Despoiler98: katesWa katesOw
thanzo: what if it's di Maggio?
Pal_Friendpatine: The room has the name Akbar scrawled on it
LettingMyGutHangOut: I'm a hero on my own time dude. LOL Bye
cuttlefishman: Is Adam a literal monster
simriel: @thewarbo If he is in a Jar the correct choice is to leave him to die. word of Adam
Solipsody: Pit.
arkinoid: Pit
chaostreader: Well. Probably not forever.
seth_erickson: it's for sure a pit
A_Dub888: !findquote trap
LRRbot: Quote #1635: "BUGS BUNNY said it was a booby trap! Who is there more trustworthy than BUGS BUNNY?!" —Alex [2016-01-22]
CantWearHats: this is old school dungeon design, doors and chests and ptis
HesGotNoPants: adam passed a key I bet
ContingentCat: What could go wrong lrrBEEJ
LettingMyGutHangOut: Its a dungeon... the whole bloody thing is a trap
dr0ne00000: Adam has a wall hack
Pteraspidomorphi: It's another pit!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i hope it's another pit
Solipsody: It's locked for safety reasons.
Tuples: Loot GET!
Decaped: Pls be a pit
HorusFive: What are the chances it's another pit?
Despoiler98: SMASH
CantWearHats: now what if there was a screaming man behind a locked door?
ContingentCat: come on 3m pit
m0nkeyrama: oof, right on the shoulder
arkinoid: Pit.
simriel: instead there are TWO pits
Mr_Dirty: remember to quick save often
orbitaltuna: the door is a mimic, it is mated with the pit behind the door, which is also a mimic ccolorD
Omega_Lairon: Wait, aren't you supposed to kick a forced door rather than shoulder bash it?
theneatestburrito: One pit two pits deep.
Decaped: 10 skill
m0nkeyrama: doubles!
ky0dar: apropos of nothing - is there not going to be a lrrmans this year?
Decaped: oh, stamina, sorry paul!
simriel: @decaped skill doesn't go down. only luck.
chaostreader: @ky0dar Yes.
m0nkeyrama: and stamina
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Skill can go down
LettingMyGutHangOut: Weapons!!!!
CantWearHats: oh ho!
Znazl: Nice
Despoiler98: OH YEAH
Science_and_Magic: LOOT!
Omega_Lairon: Magic hammer?
orbitaltuna: ooh
LettingMyGutHangOut: WHAT???
Drasvin: Things!
CantWearHats: oh
Despoiler98: SHIT
CantWearHats: well then
ratxprince: trap!
Field94: Room on Common Traesh
LettingMyGutHangOut: dammit Paul, fix this game.
A_Dub888: !findquote swag
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
m0nkeyrama: Wow, nothing beats Otaku Jeff's katana seabatTROG
seth_erickson: AH I see weapons don't make noise just like pits
Solipsody: A whole armoury with no good weapons. That's... The pits.
HorusFive: I mean... these are nice, but not a nice as mine.
dr0ne00000: cursed shield
RvLeshrac: Will Adam use the shield to block, though.
Omega_Lairon: So it's an extra saving through, basically
m0nkeyrama: He's going to toss the shield like captain america seabatTROG
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
LettingMyGutHangOut: Drop your old shield dude
Science_and_Magic: 1/6 chance to reduce damage?
drfox17: break down the old shield for glimmer
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
CantWearHats: get equipped with: Better Shield
Drasvin: What did the old shield do?
silvalunae: strict upgrade
m0nkeyrama: Are you going to remember what that magic shield does?
Territan: Also note the paragraph number so you can refer to it later.
Lithobraker: wait is this a single player rpg? with Adam? yissssss
Mr_Dirty: Go home sell magic items to pay off college debt. then open a coffee shop.
ogzangief: well guys my dog is feeling lonely i will catch up with you guys on the vod cya later enjoy the rest of the stream ladies and gents
chaostreader: Did the old shield do anything?
HorusFive: Remember where we left the old shield chat
Territan: This is a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book with stats.
LettingMyGutHangOut: LOL @Mr_Dirty
itsr67: @ogzangief catch you later!
mahpete_: @ogzangief pet the pup!
CantWearHats: what if the screaming was a screaming shield
egyptcraze: yeah keep note of the page when you get these special items, like the shield and the fragonfire spell
ratxprince: seeya @ogzangief
ArmadilloAL: The old shield left forever with Dean.
Solipsody: Wasn't the armoury full of rusty weapons actually a thing in HeroQuest?
Mr_Dirty: walk on by
LettingMyGutHangOut: Nah. Not going to help.
NightValien28: here we go again
m0nkeyrama: Lots of doors we're listening through
HorusFive: It's a screaming pit!
TheWarbo: "lol you really thought the orcs crappy equipment would help you"
LettingMyGutHangOut: Is a D-Bag
Himyul: lrrNOPE
Jorge4hg: wat
NightValien28: WE???????????
m0nkeyrama: LUL blaming it on the character
Science_and_Magic: This is really a game about morality
arkinoid: Not safe my guy
BusTed: We have an established background.
m0nkeyrama: Suuuuuuuuuuure
CantWearHats: "it's what my character would do!"
Despoiler98: the royal WE
arkinoid: We?
thanzo: Otaku Jeff just has bad hearing
Science_and_Magic: Dont drag us into this!
Solipsody: Otaku Jeff: Hater of Screaming.
Territan: That's not MY rich narrative!
ninja_theory_ashrams: the best guy in town, worst guy in dungeon
simriel: Who is We meatbag :p
Conyst: this is the primal scream room
ContingentCat: a rich but cowardly nrritive
SuitablyEpic: Otaku Jeff is Craven
Alness49: We are a scholar, gentleman, and coward.
kalateth: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4624: "I refuse to make dumb jokes." —James [2018-01-27]
dr0ne00000: @ContingentCat lol
Territan: Okay, so... chaotic neutral?
Omega_Lairon: Otaku Jeff must avenge his murdered family, and regain his honour. Can't do that if you get distracted with every little sidequest
HorusFive: !findquote scream
LRRbot: Quote #91: "I profusely apologize for being the source of most screaming in this game." —Alex [2015-04-04]
arkinoid: Basically
Solipsody: Brave Otaku Jeff ran away... Bravely ran away, away!
thanzo: Otaku Jeff, a Mercurial kind of man
orbitaltuna: maybe he's into it piboTea
chaostreader: Maybe we can get a companion.
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Despoiler98: that....poor....bastard
ArmadilloAL: Oh, good, "run away" is still an option.
m0nkeyrama: Otaku Jeff hates people asking for help
Znazl: kyleisMonka
CantWearHats: uh
Himyul: LEWD
ogzangief: i am @mahpete_ but he is just not happy right now and i want to be able to focus on whats happening
RosieDinasaur: character is brutal
AmoriLinguae: chaotic neutral otaku jeff
Juliamon: !tos
ViridianAbyss: Woof
CantWearHats: oh this is the SEX dungeon
Territan: Oh dear... I read ahead.
HesGotNoPants: oh no
ContingentCat: katesLewd ?
Solipsody: Otaku Jeff helps those who help themselves, and also Otaku Jeff.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: !SIR
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
m0nkeyrama: RIP
orbitaltuna: fiendish way
ninja_theory_ashrams: DORF
Tiber727: Why would you scream for help in an enemy fortress? Are they counting on a single hero being there at the exact right time?
silvalunae: omg you found the sex dungeon
BusTed: Wow, that C choice.
LettingMyGutHangOut: lrrFRUMP
Despoiler98: KILL EM
MalBeam: don't kinkshame the monsters
ContingentCat: awkward barging into the sex dungon
silvalunae: I'd nope, shut the door, and nope the f out
BrindleBoar: Just blend in!
m0nkeyrama: Evil laugh LUL
Science_and_Magic: C
Omega_Lairon: Why not both the last 2 options? Kappa
silvalunae: kinky af
Avet24222: Chaotic... Evil?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fuck this dwarf in particular
MalBeam: page 68, so close
Despoiler98: katesWa katesOw
silvalunae: if only 69
DiscordianTokkan: Nyahaha
maxthefourth: !quote 5615
LRRbot: Quote #5615: "I'm actually prepared to give myself over to a life of evil and misdeeds." —Kathleen, as Stina [2018-12-17]
Territan: This is more like awkward thrusting into the sex dungeon.
Eklinaar: We're definitely the bad guys now
Avet24222: Chaotic evil.
ContingentCat: so close to being nice
orbitaltuna: nothing can possibly go wrong
SuitablyEpic: Is it pretending if you actually do it?
Conyst: mine is an evil laugh
m0nkeyrama: It worked? :o
CantWearHats: oh no
HorusFive: How could they possibly see through your cleaver ruse!
AmoriLinguae: lrrWOW lrrADAM lrrWOW
BusTed: seabatYIKES
silvalunae: omfgomfgomfg
LettingMyGutHangOut: This turned... dark.
CyanMig: hello fellow torturers
ViridianAbyss: oMG
Sektor88: NotLikeThis
Theycallmejokke: :D
Znazl: hahahahahha
Despoiler98: katesWa katesWa katesOw katesWa katesOw
ViridianAbyss: Thats amazing
CantWearHats: later SUCKERS!
HesGotNoPants: apparently adam thinks otaku means evil af
starlitdiscord: pfff
m0nkeyrama: ezpz
MalBeam: bluff check passed
ArmadilloAL: Well, that story was worth the trip.
ninja_theory_ashrams: dwarf killer
Solipsody: "This dwarf is dead. Looks like someone stabbed him. Weird."
kalateth: if he wasn't.. he was when you lent a hand...
LettingMyGutHangOut: Well, it was dead after you stabbed it with your sword.
egyptcraze: TableHere
Mr_Dirty: dark side points gained
RosieDinasaur: was he dead before you stabbed him?
Cheesequak: The orcs are so trusting.
BlueChloroplast: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:32.
ArmadilloAL: Look, stabbing dwarves with swords is a very inexact science.
silvalunae: persuasion level 100?
CyanMig: we outsmarted ...some goblins, coolcool
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the emotional cuts are what really hurt
cdranobm: They're gonna take that out on the dwarf
starlitdiscord: poor goblins
CantWearHats: do they just have a room full of dwarves somewhere?
LathosTiran: this stream is amazing.
m0nkeyrama: LUL can't bust down all the doors
silvalunae: the book is calling you out
m0nkeyrama: Puzzle room?
SpiffGames: One lever tells the truth
CantWearHats: 50/50 shot
CyanMig: heading off to the dwarf ranch
LettingMyGutHangOut: LEFT
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG
Himyul: go left Kappa
simriel: @cantwearhats Don't you?
SpiffGames: The other always lies
Mr_Dirty: Both at once
ContingentCat: left
RvLeshrac: Go Left
Solipsody: Trick question! Both!
Theycallmejokke: Go left
Lirelent: !left
NightValien28: here we go
cheetoJack: BOTH!
Wintermelon100: left
silvalunae: pull the lever Kronk!
Science_and_Magic: PULL THE LEVER KRONK!
Rhynerd: They’ll just torture the new dwarf harderZ.
PhoenixMelior: GO LEFT
ninja_theory_ashrams: !advice
LRRbot: Be less on fire
Pteraspidomorphi: I thought Adam picked right
ArmadilloAL: Can we go back and wait for the goblins and ask *them* to pull the levers for us?
HorusFive: !findquote lever
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
RvLeshrac: Well, you *CAN* leave, if you have a bookmark Keepo
simriel: @cantwearhats I thought all civilised people had a Dwarf Room
LettingMyGutHangOut: The dwarf could have helped.
LettingMyGutHangOut: Oh,wait.
Solipsody: Right lever left lever, right lever left lever... Not a bad vocal warmup.
ArmadilloAL: If they volunteer the Dwarf to go with us, we have our answer.
Pteraspidomorphi: No, I think the portcullis is in front of you and the levers are on the wall to your right
Omega_Lairon: "I know which lever to pull!" "Oh? Tell me o tortured soul!" "Pull... the lever my legs! Haha! Suckit noob!"
ArmadilloAL: @RvLeshrac Who needs bookmarks when you have 600 people looking over your shoulder?
ContingentCat: left
Lirelent: adam the archetect
m0nkeyrama: Adam's map isn't helpful? ShockedPikachuFace
ninja_theory_ashrams: !advice
LRRbot: Box box box.
Omega_Lairon: *shrug* they're both fine choices
Conyst: pull the lever kronk
Solipsody: Pit?
CantWearHats: why do we even HAVE that lever?!
Science_and_Magic: WRONG LEVER!
PhoenixMelior: RIP
HorusFive: !badadvice
LRRbot: Go right.
Pteraspidomorphi: Hah, I was right about right
NightValien28: hahahaha
m0nkeyrama: Holy shiiiiiit
BusTed: roasted
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
GoodSirMortimer: Wrong lever
Himyul: Got em!
RvLeshrac: This is the kind of trap Adam would set.
Science_and_Magic: LOLOLOLOLOL!
DMGlol: owie
FarleyF: OK this stream rocks, Adam and Paul just work so well together. Can we please have more of this please lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ContingentCat: ouch
silvalunae: pull the lever betwixt mine thighs, torchered knave!
simriel: @cantwearhats You got there one second before me
BrindleBoar: NotLikeThis
e_bloc: completely rekt
CyanMig: oh man
Avet24222: I'm putting this in an actual dnd game, this is genius
kalateth: !quote trap
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Sektor88: nooooo
Conyst: @science_and_magic why do we even have that lever
Theycallmejokke: Yikes
NightValien28: jesus
CantWearHats: oofa doofa
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
DMGlol: BlessRNG
Tuples: Wow, that's rough.
Kramburger: RNG PLS
Science_and_Magic: @Conyst Who knows?
CyanMig: the goblins LOVE the ol lever sword
ArmadilloAL: Our hero picks his trap-pulling hand randomly?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it was dark
silvalunae: wow, how would you know though?
Tuples: 50/50 you get screwed.
FickleMuse: wow o wow
Solipsody: This is why I always pull levers with my feet.
m0nkeyrama: Otaku Jeff is a dummy LUL
CantWearHats: low fi traps to adventure to
LettingMyGutHangOut: PokGengar
e_bloc: I hope they're both swords
Omega_Lairon: "~~Nife~~ totally a lever"
silvalunae: YOU'RE LOZING A HAND EITHER WAY
m0nkeyrama: RIP
Rourke9: sucks that there was NO information you could have figured that out with
Kykiwi: retk
BusTed: slytqItsfine
Science_and_Magic: F
ContingentCat: thankfully we started high
NightValien28: and there it goes
Jorge4hg: never lucky
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rolled how many skill points were losing
RvLeshrac: OH LOOK A 4! *cough*
djalternative: !advice
LRRbot: Try standing closer to the sky.
Frankenfruity: Dice finally betrayed him
m0nkeyrama: Only 8 skill NotLikeThis
A_Dub888: LUCK GODS, YOU'VE BETRAYED US
GoodSirMortimer: So now we're only the third greatest swordsman in the land
SAJewers: pinkkiFine
erloas: where is your luck now?
LettingMyGutHangOut: YOu all Jamie Lannister now, get a gold hand
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Is he finally done getting away with it?
DMGlol: NotLikeThis
m0nkeyrama: Now we're very stoppable
silvalunae: your luck ran out
Rhynerd: Three, for all the skill points you lose.
CyanMig: otaku jeff only pulls levers forcefully
Lirelent: we got a... lever to the knee?
Omega_Lairon: The other one's not a sword... it's a cobra : p
Megaparsec256: I mean, they literally don't let you turn around, so it has to work?
seth_erickson: We've got hope and pray this Mountain doesn't have a Big Pig otherwise we're doomed
RvLeshrac: You don't HAVE to. You can close the book and walk away.
simriel: I need to use this trap in Curse of Strahd
silvalunae: oh oh oh attach the sword to your stump hand now!
Avet24222: This is an amazing trap for CoS
Lirelent: stump hand needs a chainsaw
LettingMyGutHangOut: YES @silvalunae
Solipsody: The corrirdor to the west is actually a sword.
tacocpu: what was the trap?
MatthewDennisMTG: Thank you for doing this, Paul and Adam!
Pteraspidomorphi: Good thing there are no stairs
silvalunae high fives @LettingMyGutHangOut
MalBeam: options are north, south, and dennis
egyptcraze: @tacocpu sword blade sisguised as a lever
silvalunae: i preffer kevin tho
simriel: @avet24222 I love the idea of someone falling for it and Strahd just shows up and laughs at hem for being a Dumbass
Swamplor: I wanted the other lever to be a trap, too and also redirect to the first lever. So you just have to grab them alternatively until you die.
Evandill: I want a variation in this trap where if you pull the wrong lever a mechanism launches the lever like an arrow at you.
m0nkeyrama: Tiny passage
m0nkeyrama: 👀
Solipsody: When did he draw the little... Viking?
silvalunae: nopenopenopenope
silvalunae: nOPE
m0nkeyrama: lrrSPOOP
Mr_Dirty: yes
m0nkeyrama: You did just lose your hand
Despoiler98: YUP
HorusFive: You are
MatthewDennisMTG: daily
silvalunae: if you turn you die, calling it now
Omega_Lairon: Not a coward... a pragmatist
BecauseGnomes: Daily
djalternative: run back
Avet24222: @simriel It's a very Strahd thing to do.
Mr_Dirty: run
LettingMyGutHangOut: Every dang day
PhoenixMelior: I am not, you might be
Decaped: Cowards can't block warriors.
matufin0: can adam block warrior
Jorge4hg: usually
A_Dub888: Have you tried blocking WArriors?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i confirm with myself, yep, am coward
Thisbymaster: did you just lose a single player game?
Conyst: dirr dirr dirr
MalBeam: overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer, adam
Despoiler98: katesScared katesScared katesScared katesScared
BusTed: The illusion of choice!
HorusFive: Like a baby!
silvalunae: pffffff
simriel: @avet24222 He is the type to just be like 'Hah! Idiots!' it's why I love Curse of Strahd
Despoiler98: oh thank god I thought it would trap us
silvalunae plays yackety sax
CantWearHats: this book is such a railroady DM
m0nkeyrama: Too thicc
tergonis: too vascular
Omega_Lairon: You shouldn't have released the mouse homie Kappa
itsr67: until you find the noclip command, you are victim to dead ends
Genderi: This is fantastic
CantWearHats: hrr, colonel, I'm trying to sneak through this dungeon but I'm dummy thicc
Genderi: !left
Theycallmejokke: Let have launch
Avet24222: @simriel Its really fun at the lower levels because Strahd *knows* he could kill the party at any time, he's using all of them as entertainment and I love that.
Megaparsec256: I love how they capitalize Provisions
silvalunae: and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the goblins
m0nkeyrama: losing skill NotLikeThis
Drasvin: At least you had a lot of skill to start with
RvLeshrac: I feel like I should send them my giant Jaguar now to go with the rest of the large MTG cards.
snowcookies: !findquote west
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
FITorion: couldn't you only eat when promted?
simriel: @avet24222 He is just there to mess with them at first. I plan on having him introduce himself as soon as the players Change Something
itsr67: came in expecting a normal d&d adventure, I got tomb of horrors
Pal_Friendpatine: !findquote orc
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Wintermelon100: !findquote left
silvalunae: time for new page?
djalternative: !findquote font
Solipsody: PIT!
RvLeshrac: Or do they have an Aswan Jaguar hidden behind Adam?
m0nkeyrama: Another pit seabatTROG
Science_and_Magic: UH OH!
itsr67: "you're too slow"
Drasvin: Pit trap!
cuttlefishman: dem pits
Solipsody: Is Otaku Jeff related to Stab Manthrust? He seems to have an affinity for pits.
itsr67: pit count at 3? how many?
Pal_Friendpatine: Why draw out the map? Other than for the fun of seeing where your adventure takes you
Lirelent: so this is zork... in book form?
Avet24222: @simriel When I ran it I had him act like a stereotypical Vampire, so the party charged him really early, tried to stake, holy water and garlic him. He went along with it for the first half and let the party blow all of their powers and items on him. Then he stood up, brushed himself off, and just laughed at them as they ran. It was amazing
theinvisiblevoice: open door, rocks fall
FarleyF: We have found almost as many pits as there are keys in Dark Cult
Omega_Lairon: "There's a delicious pastry on a table, do you eat it?" >YES "The apstry was actually a sword. Take 5 damage"
Solipsody: This is what the magic books in Myst are actually like.
Pteraspidomorphi: All ways lead to north
m0nkeyrama: Running out of map space seabatYIKES
BlueChloroplast: @Avet24222 ohmy, that is awesome
simriel: @avet24222 I actually love that. That he would let them feel like they were winning then just be like 'Okay, fun had now'
itsr67: I'd love the semi-annual dice friends solo adventure to be a thing
djalternative: Yeah. More dice friends solo adventures would be nice
Avet24222: The players were playing it for the first time as well, so their expressions as the penny dropped were priceless.
m0nkeyrama: Speak friend and enter Kappa
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah I’d totally watch ‘choose your own adventure’ shows like this
CantWearHats: there are a few modern solo RPGs that look neat
Solipsody: The door is actually a sword. Behind it is a pit. Full of swords.
MindWright: So the reason you ran from the 'HELP!' door is because you understood it?
Pal_Friendpatine: This is very amusing. Especially because Adam is heading this one up. And having a fun time at that
Lirelent: i'm sure it's gandolf
Avet24222: @Pal_Friendpatine It would be cool to see how the different lrrspeople approach adventuring
m0nkeyrama: Calling for help is a sign of weakness Kappa
Pal_Friendpatine: Agreed @avet24222
Genderi: chicken
simriel: @avet24222 I plan on playing up the fact he was a General and a skilled Warrior before he became a Vampire, so he will be able to use his Sword and Armour if he feels threatened or wants to show off
djalternative: Solo adventures to cover hiatus time would be a neat idea
Genderi: juggling eggs
Solipsody: Are you about to play dice on Dice Friends?
Solipsody: Is this meta?
m0nkeyrama: ouphes 👀
MalBeam: two vials, one is poison?
silvalunae: well, if we're playing in character. . .
Omega_Lairon: "HEY old man check out my cool sword!! Oops, you're dead... sorry"
CantWearHats: now you play a Fighting Fantasy sub game...
korvys: Old beared men are always powerful wizards
malackey: please, don't murder an old man
Cheesequak: Last time you randomly stabbed something, you ended up with two new orc friends.
m0nkeyrama: This ain't no jar wizard SeriousSloth
Theycallmejokke: Seems to remember if you can beat this guy in a dice game you can get good things
Solipsody: The old man is Mentor, and wishes to be your mentor.
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes.
m0nkeyrama: This is really fun!
CyanMig: yeah this is dope
Tuples: Trap him in a jar!
silvalunae: this is awesome
Znazl: SeemsGood
Sektor88: Yes! enigmaApprove
djalternative: This is very fun
Avet24222: @simriel A good way to make Strahd extra scary is to just have him use some of the things lying around his castle, combined with his 400 years of life and wide variety of skills he gets really tough.
matufin0: This is great
CapnRobert: yes Im really enjoying this stream :)
orbitaltuna: the old man is a mimic, the table is also a mimic
NightValien28: I like it
e_bloc: this is a fucking blast
Omega_Lairon: This is excellent. It's fun and nostalgic
1losttheGame: Love this
Theycallmejokke: Yeah this is really fun
CyanMig: i remember playing this back in the day so this is super nostalgic
simriel: @m0nkeyrama I thought we established there was a Jar Count not a Jar Wizard
silvalunae: i hope you guys do this again sometime
snowcookies: this is neat
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm pretty sure I never played *this* one
m0nkeyrama: LUL @simriel
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah I’m having a good time
Conyst: The entire mountain is a mimic.
m0nkeyrama: That gold piece we stole 👀
CantWearHats: time to be lucky
CyanMig: hell yeah
djalternative: I want to see adam speed run this after he finishes it
Science_and_Magic: Gambling!
CantWearHats: never didn't have it
BusTed: heck yeah, mousebox
Grescheks: Gambling? I'm in!
e_bloc: phew
m0nkeyrama: Gambling!
Solipsody: Gambling? We're in!
Mr_Bitterness: Gambling? I'm in!
m0nkeyrama: We're James now!
silvalunae: gambling, i'm in!
FarleyF: There are two sequels to this book, Return to Firetop Mountain and Legend of Zagor
ninja_theory_ashrams: never JUST an old man
sifonaonline: Uh oh, playing for your soul now.
TheWarbo: !findquote gambling
LRRbot: Quote #6048: "He opens up my heart through the world of gambling. I'm in." —Serge [2019-05-13]
Theycallmejokke: Daddy needs some new boots
itsr67: inb4 your soul is forfeit
Drasvin: game of skill or luck?
e_bloc: pride100 gamboooool
1losttheGame: Gambling? I’m in!
orbitaltuna: is this a loot box
A_Dub888: !findquote gambling
LRRbot: Quote #6048: "He opens up my heart through the world of gambling. I'm in." —Serge [2019-05-13]
aussie_rob_w: I think Adam’s character is very much the walk away type.
BusTed: No luck?
Omega_Lairon: Aww what? He doesn't give you credit? This casino sucks >: |
Jorge4hg: grind away
aussie_rob_w: I don’t trust his dice.
simriel: @avet24222 Have you read Dresden Files? I plan to play up an idea from one of the later books that even if he spends an afternoon every year practicing something, he will be really good at it.
Solipsody: Time to farm some gold.
m0nkeyrama: We can get our skill back!
LettingMyGutHangOut: Do it
snowcookies: roll a d2 Kappa
NightValien28: ooooh
PhoenixMelior: GREED
CyanMig: thats worth a goblin gold!
silvalunae: ffs can't lose
itsr67: lrrGREED
Science_and_Magic: Risk it for the biscuit!
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG lrrGREED seabatTROG lrrGREED
LettingMyGutHangOut: lrrSACK
Megaparsec256: Is the stat boost repeatable? Seems OP.
MrThirdParty: lrrGREED
SydPreviouslyHeadache: 1 time lucky
LoadingReadyRun: I remember playing the Sorcery! series as a kid
Questhere: lrrGREED
ninja_theory_ashrams: 1 gold vs buffs
CyanMig: big money
korvys: How many gold do you have?
RvLeshrac: No, buff is once.
m0nkeyrama: This seems like a good thing for us, we're just out gold if we lose
CantWearHats: big money
CyanMig: otaku jeff needs a new hand
RvLeshrac: You can keep playing for gold, only have to win once to get the buff.
Pal_Friendpatine: What’s loss? Walk away? Lose a gold coin? Eh... gamble
m0nkeyrama: 👏 👏 👏 👏
MindWright: The other 19 gp were behind the 'Help' door
m0nkeyrama: YOOOOO
LettingMyGutHangOut: YES
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun maybe you can play it as an adult some time. on camera. for us
silvalunae: YASSSS
SydPreviouslyHeadache: big money big prizes
theinvisiblevoice: it's like rolling the wheel on price is right
Cheesequak: Yes, the gambling healed your sword hand!
Kramburger: REWARDED
Theycallmejokke: Yes! Got there!
CyanMig: let it ride!
AbnormAnomaly: Ha I didn’t know these were actually a thing. My mother bought me a Star Wars version of a book like this when I was a kid to try to get me to read more.
Ryenji: :o
mrshazboto: Double or nothing
RvLeshrac: Double or nothing!
CantWearHats: yeeess adam yeeeeeesss
silvalunae: this was more for the stats than the gold tbh
mrshazboto: Do it
Sektor88: We're just down 1 skill point now :D
LettingMyGutHangOut: So, theft and gambling are good?
m0nkeyrama: Almost recovered from being a dummy LUL
Kramburger: Okay, NOW attack
ContingentCat: lrrSACK
Ruryk: this is great, I would love to give this a try
PhorrestGaze: lrrSACK
Omega_Lairon: You hustled a confused hobo and his weird bird. Congrats : p
MadmanOreo: full of luck and full of beans
Lirelent: can't go above max?
Avet24222: @simriel Yeah, he's had enough time that he's probably at the very least average at most things
mrshazboto: Let the greed consume you adam
chaostreader: 1 die each I think.
TheMoatman: So with some guesstimates on the 8k30fps ProRes RAW bitrate, the new Mac Pro can handle 10 gigabits per second of streaming video
orionsrise1: you can wager again and do it all again?
MrThirdParty: lrrAWESOME
korvys: Stamina can come back with food
LettingMyGutHangOut: BagOfMemes
itsr67: "later nerd."
silvalunae: thanks old dude
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chaostreader: Nvm
Sibwow: fishing minigame pls
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm glad we didn't fight some old guy who's living in a mountain with orcs and goblins
simriel: @avet24222 Aye. And anything combat or knowledge related he is GOOD at. My birthday is Wednesday and I start running Curse of Strahd on Thursday. guess what one I am more excited for :p
aussie_rob_w: Yeah he’s probably a real good fighter
Drasvin: An old guy with a devil familiar
ninja_theory_ashrams: I am sure we was a monster in old man clothes, there to punish adventurers who attack the elderly
LettingMyGutHangOut: Uh. Trap
Pteraspidomorphi: Behind a door with mystical writing all around it with some sort of imp familiar on his shoulder
CantWearHats: indiana jones time
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh right. and a familiar
Science_and_Magic: Uh oh, tile pattern puzzles?
snowcookies: !findquote bear
LRRbot: Quote #1366: "BEAR IS GO TO MOON!" —Alex [2014-08-01]
ContingentCat: stars
Lirelent: good bye skill points
orbitaltuna: walk across the room on your hands
m0nkeyrama: Hmmm
Mysticman89: i wonder if later there will be an opportunity to buy a magical macguffin for 200 gold or something, only achievable by hardcore gamblers.
Solipsody: If you step only on stars, you'll land on the moon... Wait, that's not right...
LettingMyGutHangOut: This is why perception checks were invented.
TheWarbo: to be fair it was a WAX-COVERED sword
CyanMig: i dont feel like stepping on hands is good
Despoiler98: lever KNIIIIIIIFE
Avet24222: Curse of Strahd is a REALLY great adventure, for the DMs and the players, it's ended up as my favourite 5e adventure
SydPreviouslyHeadache: hands to meet doom whisperer
mtvcdm: Everything will be just fine.
itsr67: one lever is actually a bear
djalternative: Press down on the star and hand tiles with your sword
Conyst: go for the stars.
Cheesequak: One foot on hands, one on stars.
mrshazboto: hands
BusTed: Hands.
Pteraspidomorphi: Hands
ContingentCat: stars
Science_and_Magic: Stars
sifonaonline: Hands can't be good.
orionsrise1: your a star!
BusTed: :wave
SpiffGames: Stars
mtvcdm: LRRBot?
Shupendo: Shoot for the starrrrrs
BusTed: 👋
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2249: "Toronto is Canada's anus, man. Everyone knows that." —Adam [2016-04-02]
Genderi: Just walk
djalternative: stars
m0nkeyrama: Gold stars, Adam!
BlueChloroplast: staars
egyptcraze: stsrs
MadmanOreo: walk on your hands across the stars
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A_Dub888: !findquote choice
LRRbot: Quote #5399: "'What's that smell?' 'Bad life choices.'" —Serge and Kathleen, as @Franky and Jessica [2018-10-15]
itsr67: hands is creepy
ThunderEarthFire: stars
CyanMig: stars are good! when is a star bad
niccus: what is this, death stranding
mahpete_: teeth
m0nkeyrama: PArticipation trophy!
IgnisDeus: create a poll
saweeks: walk on your hands on the stars
TheChargingBadger: Catch those hands
SpiffGames: haha, @starhands
Pteraspidomorphi: It's a trick though!
Solipsody: Stars. Who walks on hands? Circus folk. You can't trust them. So, stars.
mtvcdm: Well, Stars is a Resident Evil bad guy I think, so maybe not them.
Himyul: Adam CLEARLY can't drink the cup in front of chat
mrshazboto: Yes adam. That's EXACTLY what the game developer is thinking
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam would be a mean dev. got it
theinvisiblevoice: Good luck Vincini
MalBeam: "you take a step onto the floor. a voice emanates "left hand red""
ContingentCat: hands seems like such a weird symbol it has to be bad
e_bloc: jokes on you, devi s next leveling you
snowcookies: I think Adam thinks the devs have super foresight
djalternative: You might've missed something related to stars before
theinvisiblevoice: Next start a land war in Asia
BlueChloroplast: staaars
Miss_Katherine: @LoadingReadyRun its super interesting to realize this book is a really basic computer program - it works around a lack of conditionals by giving you t-junctions, one direction of which is always a dead end and thus works as a "state" that can then send you down the "forward" path instead of giving you a choice again
TheWarbo: lol we got Vizzini here
m0nkeyrama: This man is very good at fighting fantasy SeriousSloth
Solipsody: Foolhardy.
simriel: @avet24222 I bought the GM screen and the Torroka deck cause it is just so good. I feel it is likely I will run it several times for several different groups
Genderi: You've out psychologied yourself!
TheWarbo: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
ninja_theory_ashrams: "remember which hand"
Pteraspidomorphi: Oops.
ContingentCat: God: lol no
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
BusTed: slytqShrug
sifonaonline: Told you it couldn't be good.
e_bloc: owned
mtvcdm: HAHAHAHAHA
Sektor88: uhoh
mrshazboto: YEEAAAAAH
CyanMig: i mean i guess its better than stepping on a star? that would hurt
NightValien28: welp
Cheesequak: It told you there would be hands.
TheWarbo: lrrSPOOP
TheChargingBadger: CATCH THESE HANDS
ContingentCat: Yup hands was too weird
CantWearHats: CATCH THESE HANDS
silvalunae: where is your god now
Solipsody: We tried to warn you, Adam.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP katesHomie
MrThirdParty: lrrSPOOP lrrGARBO
LettingMyGutHangOut: SabaPing
Conyst: you've bested my spanaird which means you've studied
ruscobrog: O_O
BlueChloroplast: I knew hannds were baaad
MalBeam: lrrSPOOP Squid4
m0nkeyrama: Not the hands....
CantWearHats: weird flex but ok
CyanMig: if the star tiles had turned into stars, wed be crushed and vaporised? so....
Omega_Lairon: Maybe it's just a lonely neet trying to ask if you wanted to watch anime with him : p
Avet24222: @simriel I really need to get my hands on a tarokka deck. I've gotten a lot of mileage out of this adventure and I think it deserves something better than my harry potter themed card deck.
djalternative: It's very dexterous
Pteraspidomorphi: What if a star had come out?
ContingentCat: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Pteraspidomorphi: They're very hot
Megaparsec256: Why does the hand get to fight back? It would just be grabbing a sword, and we know how badly that goes.
LettingMyGutHangOut: Anyone else thinking of the "helping hands" from Labrynth?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: stars would have engulfed you with the fire of the sun
TheChargingBadger: I mean if a star comes from the star tile then you're REALLY in trouble.
Comeback323: but then it could have been ninja stars
TheWarbo: The floor is just calling for a lrrJUDGE
theinvisiblevoice: turns out the writer was asking if you'd learnt your lesson with the last hand challenge
theinvisiblevoice: and you hadn't
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *I'm making that up idk what would have happenec
theinvisiblevoice: lol
Solipsody: 9+6?
djalternative: 3+6 is 9
m0nkeyrama: it was a total of 9
theinvisiblevoice: tricksy
Lirelent: hahahaha
Frankenfruity: OL
Solipsody: Ah.
simriel: @avet24222 I had to do some hunting, managed to find one from an Amazon third party seller, but it is such a superb little prop. I am a LARPer so I love props xD
e_bloc: snake eyes
Omega_Lairon: "The hand uses its turn to flip you off"
Genderi: I believe in your power
silvalunae: you gon catch these hands, boy
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
ninja_theory_ashrams: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
AmoriLinguae: Megaparsec256 That would make too much sense
m0nkeyrama: Adam killed master hand NotLikeThis
mrshazboto: stupid hand ain't got no muscle
BusTed: piss off, ghost hand
ruscobrog: seabatBRAIN
CantWearHats: the back half of the book is just hand fights
Mysticman89: if you lose, turn to page 1
Pteraspidomorphi: Omega_Lairon: You shake the hand. The hand is grateful.
orbitaltuna: you probably become one of the hands
m0nkeyrama: Awwww
mrshazboto: YEAAAH Lucky Ted!
m0nkeyrama: Jebaited by luck points
Solipsody: Why do you get luck for killing a hand?
BusTed: A ghostly star emerges from the floor...
SpiffGames: Add them anyway!
Ruryk: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
SpiffGames: There are numbers above 12!
djalternative: can you over luck?
itsr67: all luck, no skill
Avet24222: @simriel Well good luck with the adventure! (PS, if your players end up at the amber temple before the paladin order be very afraid, there is a chance they'll end up with an adult silver dragon as an ally.)
Omega_Lairon: "Add 2... uh... dank meme points?"
Ruryk: lrrADAM lrrSACK
RealGamerCow: Pride100 I love these books!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: need Krarks Thumb
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe the walock hates hands
BusTed: The old two-and-a-half.
Genderi: Adam never learns!
Pteraspidomorphi: *warlock
m0nkeyrama: Always pick hands, apparently
TheWarbo: He's all in on hands at this point.
Kramburger: We know how to beat hands
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itsr67: Heroes pick hands.
e_bloc: this is a hand-themed dungeon crawl
1y1e: good old hands, nothing beats hands
TheWarbo: Also wasn't the first choice not one between hands and not-hands?
simriel: @avet24222 Gain the Raise Dead ability, find Argonvosts skull, raise Argonvost?
itsr67: one time it's just giving you the bird with the hand symbol
ruscobrog: you gotta go west
mrshazboto: weast
KV1NN4: Oh wow there's maps for this dungeon online *saves for an adventure*
m0nkeyrama: LUL
electroswagnetism: west seems nice
m0nkeyrama: Gotta go to 69
ContingentCat: katesNice
djalternative: Can we get Adam's map hung up on set somewhere after?
itsr67: nice
Sektor88: n i c e
A_Dub888: !quote 69
LRRbot: Quote #69: "Remember when I said we would stop being bad at this game? I lied." —Cameron [2015-03-27]
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: NICE
ForOhForError: nice
LettingMyGutHangOut: nice
Despoiler98: nice
BusTed: Ahead of its time.
Avet24222: @simriel Yup, turns out Strahd doesn't do so well when their is suddenly a silver dragon in his dining room.
TheChargingBadger: nice
CantWearHats: page 69: nice, turn to page 420
Avet24222: there*
TheWarbo: I felt extremely called out by this 69 tweet earlier https://twitter.com/vaginadental/status/1135596956049448960
ForOhForError: west is for losers, go north instead
Pteraspidomorphi: It's probably an arrival junction
simriel: @avet24222 I feel there is a reason this shouldn't work, doesn't raise dead have a time limit o. how long they have been dead?
BusTed: Ford the Colorodo!
m0nkeyrama: uuuuhhhh
matufin0: so what happened with the hand i had to move out
m0nkeyrama: He killed it @matufin0
ForOhForError: well the hand was wrong again
Avet24222: @simriel Normally? Yeah. But the temple has a true res boon that specifically ignores age.
BusTed: Good thing we have cash.
ShoujoMojo: Tingle!
Himyul: snack!
m0nkeyrama: Time to swim NotLikeThis
Master_Gunner: Swim!
Issurru: JUMP
Ruryk: whoa there are a ton of these books! I want to get some for my daughter and I to try out
ContingentCat: jump!
silvalunae: tra la la, the river is nlce today, tra la la
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe if you rest someone will show up?
ForOhForError: nah there was a one way sign
sifonaonline: Have a nice break.
sifonaonline: Short rest.
Issurru: JUMP you COWARD Jebaited
Omega_Lairon: Always be eating... even if it's unnecessary : p
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simriel: @avet24222 Oh dang, also wait Strahd killed Argonvost once, I feel he could do it again
m0nkeyrama: I guess stopping to eat might mean we get the ferry man
Avet24222: @simriel Of course that PC has now forged a bond with an unknowable dark being, so it might not end well for them anyway.
BusTed: We live with our decisions!
t3h_f1gm3nt: ever forward! never learning!
CantWearHats: Ever Forward Never Learning
theinvisiblevoice: ever forward never learning
ForOhForError: can't scroll back the screen we're on mario rules
e_bloc: ever forward, never learning, always pick hands
Rourke9: i dont think the game wants you to go back and realize that the other junctions are mostly dead ends
Drasvin: Resting might mean time passing
orbitaltuna: couldn't something show up if you rest?
Pteraspidomorphi: Do you need to use a provision to turn to the rest page?
chaostreader: Wait for the ferry?
SketchyDetails: Hahaha, the stream is reflected int he monitor behind adam
m0nkeyrama: Time to fix the map LUL
Omega_Lairon: "Let's go again!" Kappa
Solipsody: Maybe a flowchart would be easier than a map.
AmoriLinguae: Ever Forward, Never Learning
chaostreader: Clearly something happens. It turns to a new page.
orbitaltuna: smash cut?
m0nkeyrama: Map's perfect for getting lost Kappa
Miss_Katherine: it sorta sucks to realize the map is must be a long meandering path with every junction only going to a single room that sends you back to the main path
BusTed: Aaayyy got there
e_bloc: always lucky
m0nkeyrama: Perfect gold amount seabatBRAIN
simriel: @avet24222 Heck Strahd was alive when he originally killed the dragon. Also I have plans regarding Strahds Greatsword and having been used to kill Argonvost
ForOhForError: wait this is just oregon trail
BusTed: 🔔
BaronVonPoppinOff: two gold for a river crossing is a bad omen
Pteraspidomorphi: Down the river, technically speaking
m0nkeyrama: Ring a ling
Miss_Katherine: jump the river, maybe your wagon will go to space!
Pteraspidomorphi: It's the same river but you're on the wrong bank?
simriel: @baronvonpoppinoff It's Charon ain't it.
ninja_theory_ashrams: only lost people use maps. if you never use a map, you'll never be lost
Genderi: You were washed down the river, and are now gonna deal with it again
m0nkeyrama: NotLikeThis
Ryenji: Jebaited
m0nkeyrama: It wasn't perfect
aussie_rob_w: "The river turned into More River."
CantWearHats: hahahaha
ForOhForError: hey no
BusTed: Rough.
aussie_rob_w: Great success!
Avet24222: @simriel I think he had an army at the time though, he has considerably less of an army now. Though I do like the idea of giving him weapons specifically meant to kill Argynvost. I mean, 400 years is a lot of time to make plans
e_bloc: wrecked
snowcookies: capitalism
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
e_bloc: too real for me
m0nkeyrama: We have to threaten an old man NotLikeThis
Omega_Lairon: "I'll give you half... of my sword up your backside, old man"
theinvisiblevoice: wow
EscherichiaCole: ask to speak to his manager
Himyul: you picked a fight with Charon
Biomonkey01: Thanks Capitalism
BusTed: Tell him you'll fix his sign for 1 gold piece!
MalBeam: a gold piece doesn't afford what it used to
Solipsody: Destroy capitalism, Otaku Jeff!
ninja_theory_ashrams: threatening the elderly
sifonaonline: Uh oh.
CyanMig: should have gambled more!
ForOhForError: hahahahha
LettingMyGutHangOut: idle threats are how I do bidnez
aussie_rob_w: Fight Grampa!
Mysticman89: another solid decision
sifonaonline: UH OH.
BusTed: Oh dear.
aussie_rob_w: fight fight fight\
m0nkeyrama: Oh nooo
snowcookies: he's a werewolf?!
Lirelent: F
ninja_theory_ashrams: where wolf?
Issurru: fight fight fight
amythist: I like how the only options are pay him or threaten him, no "walk away"
ContingentCat: whoops
TheChargingBadger: DOG
Genderi: You may not have 3 gold, but do you have 5?
BusTed: welp
Solipsody: Wereferryman. Werryman.
djalternative: fight the lychan
Issurru: that's my boy
m0nkeyrama: We're fightin, boys and girls
e_bloc: I guess we die
Issurru: not a coward
ForOhForError: we in trouble
Omega_Lairon: Cause of death: inflation Kappa\
aussie_rob_w: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Tuples: Wow, feeling kind of railroaded here.
simriel: @avet24222 No like Dragons are inherent magical brings, Argonvost will have cursed the sword so that if the PCs get it it will be REAL gold against Strahd
TheWarbo: not having a human gm is going great
Himyul: "play it safe" -> fights wererat Kappa
Despoiler98: maybe that screaming guy
CyanMig: ohhhh boy
ContingentCat: I gues the guy crying for help was rich
Kramburger: Should have gambled more
egyptcraze: sry missed the last few mins bc twitch borked on me. what happened when he couldnt cross the river
sifonaonline: WereRAT?!
rogerivany: Shouldn't have taken the safe route I guess?
aussie_rob_w: should've gambled for more gold.
CyanMig: harder opponents!
LettingMyGutHangOut: lrrJUDGE
ForOhForError: W E R E R A T
Pteraspidomorphi: Hadn't the villagers told Adam to bring a gold piece for the ferryman? I thought he'd come in with one
PapertheUnicorn: is this a choose your own adventure that he's turning into a dnd adventure or what?
arkinoid: Is he a dragon?
Avet24222: @simriel Ooooh, I really like that!
ninja_theory_ashrams: dead dwarf was loaded
Lirelent: you could have gambled mooooaaaaar, sucker
Lirelent: frrom old man
m0nkeyrama: WERERAT!
BusTed: more rats
LettingMyGutHangOut: Die evil creature!
mrshazboto: I'm taller than a werecat?
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait, that's from Ben's stream
JavelinSC: WERERAT!
Despoiler98: OH GOD MOAR RATS
EscherichiaCole: I CALLED IT!
korvys: There rat
Miss_Katherine: @Tuples the book definitely defaults to only two options LUL
Drasvin: Where rat?
ForOhForError: we *are* rat
arkinoid: Weredragon?
Eklinaar: Just under 2 meters? So Adam Savidan height?
TheMandrew: Stupid Stupid Rat Creatures!
DiscordianTokkan: There rat!
orbitaltuna: where at?
m0nkeyrama: 8 skill is pretty beefy
aussie_rob_w: sweet merciful mountain
m0nkeyrama: yiiiikes
Rhynerd: You can tank a wererat right?
Genderi: oh you Can Escape also
e_bloc: escape?
TheChargingBadger: we're rats, we're rats
TheWarbo: wear rat?
aussie_rob_w: he's HUGE
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
chaostreader: Wait. What bridge?
BusTed: lrrSACK
Conyst: R.O.U.S.
simriel: @avet24222 in order to use the boon they need to relight the beacon and drive the Greatsword which they took from the animated armour into the Flames of the Beacon
m0nkeyrama: Adam no NotLikeThis
Issurru: you're the best at playing with yourself OpieOP
Miss_Katherine: chaostreader there was a bridge option
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
SketchyDetails: Adam "Im the best at this game" Savidan
JavelinSC: BlessRNG
silvalunae: one of these days I'm going to make a montage of suck its from adam, i need it in my life
ratxprince: rat were rat wererat
mrshazboto: Next tabletop stream is just craps?
snowcookies: !find quote best
m0nkeyrama: Yahtzee!
LettingMyGutHangOut: WHOA
BusTed: get shit on
snowcookies: !findquote best
LRRbot: Quote #764: "Me and Cam are geniuses! We're the best!" —Adam [2015-10-01]
Ruryk: CRIT
korvys: !findquote rat
LRRbot: Quote #3198: "You witches breed like rats!" —Ian [2016-08-12]
Ruryk: SUPER EFFECTIVE
Miss_Katherine: MrThirdParty I ship it
Miss_Katherine: !findquote rat
ratxprince: laviniHype
m0nkeyrama: quick maths seabatBRAIN
m0nkeyrama: EZPZ
aussie_rob_w: !findquote Adam
CantWearHats: parry god btw
mrshazboto: Int is your dump stat
LettingMyGutHangOut: Get Reckt
EscherichiaCole: You're still going to have to get across the river
Omega_Lairon: Death by haggling
Solipsody: The lesson is: Rent-seeking is an unsustainable economic practice.
aussie_rob_w: I booed at the LRRBot
korvys: Oh, so you could have run, and not killed him
Miss_Katherine: MrThirdParty int is your dump rat
BusTed: Someone didn't pay 3!
PhorrestGaze: the last guy only paid 2!
A_Dub888: Um.... where was it keeping the Gold?
Mysticman89: inflation only hit recenntly
JavelinSC: 2 gold wow
mrshazboto: His body despawned
m0nkeyrama: Hm
Avet24222: @simriel There was his one guy I knew who was just incredible at running CoS. I played a one shot with him where the entire party, all of us level 11 attempted to rob Strahds castle. When we left only the wizard had above 4 strength, two of us were dead, we only managed to find 1000 gold and a lute, and we were ecstatic because we didn't think we were going to survive at all.
Rhynerd: While the Wererat studied economics, Otaku Jeff studied the blade.
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
theinvisiblevoice: so much luck
Lirelent: 4 gold baby
CyanMig: if hed have only charged us 2 gold, probably wouldnt be dead right now
Miss_Katherine: @LoadingReadyRun I bet if you had your mouse pet he could have talked your way out fo fighting the wererat LUL
korvys: You should use more luck - you keep getting it
m0nkeyrama: He knew someone would pay 2, so he tried to get 3
Genderi: ghost-were-rat
aussie_rob_w: If he hadn't tried to overcharge you, he'd be alive and have 4 gold.
Omega_Lairon: "Here's a sucker with a cheap counterfeit katana and a badly mangled right hand"
m0nkeyrama: Never misses 👀
Omega_Lairon: "...sweet shield tho"
Megaparsec256: Can't you also try to crit on damage?
aussie_rob_w: @Omega_Lairon LUL oh my gooood
Issurru: layers of luck Kappa
BusTed: What's it like to have all the answers?
aussie_rob_w: that was so good!
kumatsu: Has layers? Adam's an Ogre
tex170: hello
Genderi: Are you going in circles?
chaostreader: Can’t you luck for more damage?
simriel: @avet24222 However if they DON'T deal with the armour and Sword Strahd will be able to Legendary Action to raise his AC and get his Greatsword, and I decided he was a Greatsword Master without the - to hit
BusTed: seabatTROG 💦
Omega_Lairon: Y'almost did die immediately. Remember the pit? Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Can we luck for bonus damage? 🤔
Onean: !uptime
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Featherweight_: lick the wall.
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m0nkeyrama: Now's your chance to stock up on wall slime!! seabatTROG seabatTROG
LettingMyGutHangOut: attack the darkness?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: !advice
LRRbot: Get better at being awake.
aussie_rob_w: It’s like a woodcut.
SpiffGames: doors have rarely been good
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: too real, LRRbot
MalBeam: wall slime! get your wall slime! seabatTROG seabatTROG
Omega_Lairon: I remember that picture... must have been an OG copy I used to have. Neat
Pteraspidomorphi: Doors have been fine, you got gold from them
Conyst: door door door
m0nkeyrama: We've been betrayed by doors too many times
orionsrise1: open door you coward!
m0nkeyrama: Another door NotLikeThis
Omega_Lairon: (well, it would have been back then anyway, but still)
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Behind the door is another door
ForOhForError: welcome to the secret door
CyanMig: the warlock of door-box mountain
Issurru: when is a door not a door? When it's a door later LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: And some dubious fun with a dwarf corpse
Miss_Katherine: door vs more passage, seems like the door is always the optional content
Despoiler98: ART
Omega_Lairon: Skellingtons? Don't trust 'em
Fruan: Stop motion skeletons!
m0nkeyrama: Oh neat!
Solipsody: They're stop motion.
NightValien28: art
e_bloc: is this. . . art?
margieargie: Oh, Ray Harryhausen animated them.
Issurru: SPOOKY WutFace
BusTed: 💀
Pteraspidomorphi: I do prefer the old art
Issurru: get Blue in here with his skeleton memes
Megaparsec256: I love how they felt the need to call them "skeleton-men" as opposed to... skeletons
Kraest: art!
Conyst: dead skeletons
Omega_Lairon: "It's a hard knock life... for us..." "Damn it Annie, quit with your singing and give the that bucket of tar"
Lirelent: the old art looks a bit like Alex style
TheWarbo pushes glasses up nose. "I think you mean...'skeleta'"
ruscobrog: You can see the skelemens.. gender.
m0nkeyrama: Ah, guess we're opening more doors
ForOhForError: doors within doors
simriel: @avet24222 So either they can get a nice armour set and a cool Greatsword or Strahd is harder to kill. swings and roundabouts
m0nkeyrama: Oh no BibleThump
CyanMig: ive played with this gm before, im sure of it
aussie_rob_w: I feel railroaded and I’m not even the player.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we got blackjacked
Issurru: incoming RIP
Solipsody: This is a long series of events without any choices.
A_Dub888: !findquote ambush
LRRbot: Quote #5130: "This is what I've trained for my entire life: ambushing sick guards!" —Adam, playing an assassin [2018-07-02]
Omega_Lairon: "1/5, worst nightclub ever" Kappa
TheFoilAjani: Not even a luck roll smh
Solipsody: You awaken in mid air, falling into a pit.
orbitaltuna: a pit bashed you in the head ccolorD
Avet24222: @simriel That sounds really great. Its also really in theme for CoS, things can either be a great blessing, or a terrible curse depending on who is using them
Kraest: !findquote stamina
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
simriel: @avet24222 I generally wanted to play up the Warrior Prince thing for Strahd.
m0nkeyrama: Oh my lrrSPOOP
Himyul: !findquote endurance
SydPreviouslyHeadache: kings quest had a bear punch, right?
TheWarbo: "they appear to be men" "their skin is grey-green"
m0nkeyrama: Peasant-style weapons DansGame
CyanMig: so wait, what whacked us? if theyre in the middle and ignoring us?
margieargie: Pointed sticks, but no fresh fruit?
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brainiac4: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:38:31.
Avet24222: @simriel He could definitely use some martial improvements, the way the book stats him out is lacking in that area
kalateth: !quote zombie
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
CyanMig: is it just a really short door and we walked into it or something?
Miss_Katherine: CyanMig probably ignored us after we stopped moving
SpiffGames: diplomacy!
snowcookies: talk to them first
SydPreviouslyHeadache: charisma our way out of this
m0nkeyrama: Zombies are ezpz
CyanMig: ahhhhh, they left us for dead :)
m0nkeyrama: SeriousSloth
Eklinaar: Otaku Jeff can show off his katana skills finally!
korvys: I think the dead body is a warning that sword and shield equiped people aren't going to win
LoadingReadyRun: Why does every game have to have a zombie mode?
m0nkeyrama: oof, these zombies are pretty beefy
EscherichiaCole: core gamers love zombies
Mysticman89: the zombies waited for you to come to instead of consuming you?
A_Dub888: !findquote zombie
LRRbot: Quote #4194: "Ohh, the zombies have eaten all the tables!" —Alex [2017-05-10]
Miss_Katherine: at least its not a horde mode, more of these zombies would be hard
ForOhForError: this seems... like an excessive gauntlet
snowcookies: All they want to do is eat your brains
korvys: You get 2 luck for winning
simriel: @avet24222 literally just a couple of small adjustments makes him a powerful warrior. I just need to decide if he can deal Necrotic Damage via the Greatsword or just on his unarmed attack
amythist: except the new COD game, because there's no room for a zombie mode in their realistic war game
m0nkeyrama: Metagaming the luck strats seabatBRAIN
CyanMig: wave 2!
Miss_Katherine: SnowBuddy18 so if I was the Courier post the Big MT, would zombies leave me alone?
Avet24222: @simriel I would say give him the necrotic on his greatsword, a little bit of an extra gift from the dark powers.
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RvLeshrac: If Livingstone or Jackson hear you say this is too easy, they will literally travel backwards in time to rewrite the remainder of the book just to screw you over.
m0nkeyrama: Good thing we got those skill points back, yeah?
Miss_Katherine: snowcookies so if I was the Courier post the Big MT, would zombies leave me alone?
SpiffGames: seabatTROG
hyralt: Pride100 Go Adam! Kill that zombie! Woo!
Himyul: 6+4=8 LUL
Feminine_Desires: How long will this stream be?
simriel: @avet24222 he is already on 2D6+15 if I add Necrotic to that he deals a ton of damage
m0nkeyrama: Adam lost a fight NotLikeThis
BusTed: First blood.
CyanMig: we got picked
korvys: You can get stam back with food, right?
Avet24222: @simriel Hmmm, true, maybe make it a situational benefit? Like, in his main crypt he has it but not elsewhere?
m0nkeyrama: First thing to hit him that wasn't himself or a pit
Himyul: you just killed the 2nd zombie (scythe)
AmoriLinguae: @korvys yupj when the book says
m0nkeyrama: You've killed three already
simriel: @avet24222 I am trying to make the Greatsword a valid option since he can do a Grab with unarmed attacks
djalternative: adam's killing a bonus zombie I guess
m0nkeyrama: There were 4 total, you're good
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Himyul: everything is lrrFINE
RvLeshrac: Yeah, can't just stop in the middle of a fight and be like "Hold on a sec guys while I consume this large ration"
korvys: You rolled really high for your initial skill, remember
MadmanOreo: I mean you're in god mode right now so it's easier
brainiac4: You're a natural-born zombie slayer.
Omega_Lairon: Boss rush mode : p
Avet24222: @simriel Maybe he doesn't get the necrotic but he can attempt a grab as a reaction after a greatsword attack?
m0nkeyrama: Game's easy when you roll really well for your stats
CyanMig: ominous
Megaparsec256: always loot the bodies!
Drasvin: Barrel!
Solipsody: Barrels! They're probably full of kosher pickles.
m0nkeyrama: Pitchforks can be magical too NotLikeThis
BusTed: ouch
m0nkeyrama: BabyRage skull
Lirelent: $$$
BusTed: Fontanel never closed.
m0nkeyrama: We're rich!
RvLeshrac: Adam "Grave Robbery" Savidan
Lirelent: neckless for suree
Drasvin: lrrHORN lrrGREED lrrHORN
korvys: Crucifix for sure
m0nkeyrama: Back to 11 skill!
SquareDotCube: Sword and crucifix?
egyptcraze: take the crucifix
CyanMig: crucifix and a backup weapon cant hurt
Solipsody: Is the gold an "item"?
orionsrise1: and gold!
Himyul: gold and crucifix
SpiffGames: The armor is the same, it doesn't say the sword and shield are
m0nkeyrama: does the gold count as 1?
brainiac4: backup weapons are good
Rhynerd: Bear the crucifix so you can say you have the power of god and anime on your side.
Mysticman89: can you dual wield?
egyptcraze: i think the gold counts
Lirelent: seems dec
Diabore: i think the gold is one
Solipsody: Probably doesn't matter.
Featherweight_: rust monsters man, rust monsters.
RvLeshrac: I'm certain the gold counts, since it doesn't say "You take the gold, and may also..."
brainiac4: is gold an "item" though?
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m0nkeyrama: True
brainiac4: Templating for the win. Thanks Paul!
m0nkeyrama: ah, it does count
Megaparsec256: it's certainly poorly worded, whichever way it's supposed to work
CyanMig: uh oh
Omega_Lairon: "But it comes with a free frogurt"
Diabore: gold
HydraWiggins: wrote gold first
korvys: Gold
RvLeshrac: If the gold is cursed, I'm sure the crucifix will cancel it out.
RvLeshrac: But the grave robbery may cancel out the crucifix.
m0nkeyrama: huh
m0nkeyrama: Yoooo, 10 extra gold
Diabore: really book?
A_Dub888: benginDab
Pteraspidomorphi: Something was cursed but not the gold I guess
ForOhForError: shoe gold!
m0nkeyrama: we're super rich now
NotCainNorAbel: You did need to go into his boot
Solipsody: So if you wrote the gold second, you forget to chech his boot?
simriel: @avet24222 I think there is a good chance they take his armour and Sword before the final fight so I feel making it powerful either punishes them for not dealing with threats if I make it really powerful it isn't that big a deal?
Mysticman89: you could have arbitrarily high gold from gambling earlier, so ggold can't be that story impacting?
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Oh, I think your were supposed to write the gold under equpment first, then record it after that page
AmoriLinguae: @NotCainNorAbel it can't smell worse than the bodies
CyanMig: were rich!
Diabore: just 14 random gold
ForOhForError: so much cash
m0nkeyrama: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
A_Dub888: WE'RE RICH
m0nkeyrama: Never punished
Mysticman89: what, you just sold it? to the zombies?
Decaped: which goblin was a Christian? XD
Lirelent: yea it might have mechanic effect later
bradlby: bury me with my money
Robot_Bones: That's a lot of farey rides
Pteraspidomorphi: Now time to go back to the lonely old man and turn those 14 gp into 28 gp
m0nkeyrama: Unless Otaku Jeff can just transform it into gold 🤔
SuitablyEpic: what if you missed out on a sick magic sword
simriel: @avet24222 I feel that unless they have already shown him they can kick his ass, he won't wear the armour and have the sword for at least the first half of the fight.
Omega_Lairon: You gotta go back to the haggard old hobo to money launder your necklace : p
Avet24222: @simriel CoS is all about the consequences of actions or inaction, so its totally in flavour for the adventure, I say go for it, make it a tough item to fight against.
Kramburger: Sword & sheild couldn't be very good if the guy died
Drasvin: But barrel
CyanMig: oh man, glad we took the crucifix
Himyul: don't be a coward!
Diabore: is a creepy place
m0nkeyrama: Let's Nope trained you for this moment, Adam
simriel: @avet24222 Strahd is pretty arrogant and vain. he doesn't make stupid choices but he won't show his true power unless he needs to
RvLeshrac: The sword is just a lever coated in wax.
Kramburger: Just sayin'
Drasvin: Though he died by being ambushed and not wearing a helmet
ContingentCat: maybe he was just really unlucky
egyptcraze: we should also see what would have happened if we saved the dwarf and the dude screaming for help
korvys: Sword and shield don't help against head bonk
ForOhForError: strahd? is that you?
SpiffGames: Dr. Acula!
Drasvin: @egyptcraze Replayability
simriel: Sup Strahd
Avet24222: @simriel Yeah, a good way to play Strahd is to make him overconfident, but also a smart man who is good at adapting
EscherichiaCole: Now we're glad we have that crucifix
Avet24222: Oh hey it's strahd
KV1NN4: Can you blame him? I'm grumpy whens omeone interrupts my nap too
m0nkeyrama: Hate, first thing in the morning NotLikeThis
CyanMig: we keep that thang on us
Himyul: sha sha shaaaa!
Kramburger: AH HA
A_Dub888: !findquote pocket
LRRbot: Quote #2929: "Ring around the Rosie! Pocket full of lrrEFF ME!" —Cameron [2016-07-07]
Sektor88: SHA-SHA-SHAAAA
korvys: Reach into your bag for 4 gold pieces
Solipsody: Adam is really leading a charmed life here, isn't he?
Diabore: "you die"
e_bloc: crucifix his wagon
NightValien28: SHA-SHA-SAND
kalateth: time to god draw on this fool
m0nkeyrama: What if we shower him with gold? 🤔
Kramburger: HA REWARDED
Lirelent: wooooo
Megaparsec256: Ah, that pointy stick from the room earlier
Pteraspidomorphi: Brave Sir Jeff
egyptcraze: ^yeah agree @megaparsec256
Rhynerd: I’m certain a sword would work as an impromptu stake.
Solipsody: Maybe you can use the sword as a crucifix? Crusader-style.
CyanMig: hes just woken up
m0nkeyrama: The enemies are lazy LUL
RvLeshrac: Rhynerd: A wooden sword, maybe
Diabore: its monday paul, be easy on them
simriel: @avet24222 He will treat them like a fun little distraction until they prove otherwise, he will assume they are less than him until they actively start throwing around power and using the Plot Items against him
Drasvin: Did you turn to the right paragraph from the vampire?
Rhynerd: “Back! I have the power of god and anime on my side!”
Kraest: The vampire needs his blood coffee before he chases you
ContingentCat: wakey wakey
djalternative: twitch is having a real freakout on my end. The stream looked like some youtube poop glitch hop for like 5 secs
Himyul: this is where things go south Kappa
m0nkeyrama: Adam "The Cartographer" Savidan
Rhynerd: And the vampire just goes “okay, okay! Sheesh, adventurers these days.”
simriel: @avet24222 I also love the idea that if they use the Plot Stuff against him early on he will plan to counter it later so it is best to keep them under wraps
BusTed: seacrets seabatTROG
RvLeshrac: simriel: Strahd, is that you?
CyanMig: the secret passage is actually a sword
Pteraspidomorphi: Pits, secret passages... can you search for treasure?
m0nkeyrama: LUL Jebaited
Diabore: west, go left
Avet24222: @simriel Yeah, the way I ran it as soon as they got their hands on either the sunblade or the tome of strahd he flipped from evil, but charming enough to be likeable, to cold military strategist.
simriel: @rvleshrac It's always Strahd. even when it isn't.
m0nkeyrama: DM I do that
simriel: @avet24222 I like the idea of them being able to get the sword and the Icon without him knowing, and surprise him with them if they play it smart
RvLeshrac: The small opening is actually covered with a sword.
djalternative: I wonder how long the book expects you to go unitl you find the warlock
m0nkeyrama: We don't know where we are NotLikeThis
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh no, 3d!
1y1e: lol at that camera cut
sifonaonline: Adam "Flawless Cartographer" Savidan.
Conyst: go through the narrow opening it was made for you
Twilight_Spark: 89: See 286.
Avet24222: @simriel Yeah, the one time I ran it where the pcs actually showed him the items I had Strahd requisition the mirror with the invisible assassin and use it to steal them
KV1NN4: omg there's a PC version of this adventuere on Steam
djalternative: aren't you trying to get atop the mountain though?
ContingentCat: gross
m0nkeyrama: LUL "This chamber STINKS"
Rhynerd: “I guess I’ll just have to worry about that thing when it stabs me.”
Solipsody: Tiptoe.
m0nkeyrama: Tippy toe
BlueChloroplast: zombies?or just dead?
Pteraspidomorphi: Stinks like a trap
egyptcraze: search the bodies!!!!!
m0nkeyrama: Is this the forced stealth section? Kappa
NightValien28: haahhahaha
Conyst: stealth
Megaparsec256: I wish they'd give you some distinguishing features between the corpses so it's not just random chance
NightValien28: that was easy, here comes karma
rogerivany: tip toe through the tulips?
m0nkeyrama: seabatBRAIN opened it's big mouth
Ryenji: Jebaited
Twilight_Spark: I play Pot of Greed.
itsr67: don't make me doubt myself game
PhoenixMelior: Ever Forward!
matufin0: GREED
m0nkeyrama: Hmmm
djalternative: Greed
Megaparsec256: DM: Are you sure?
BlindProphet32: GREED
tergonis: there could be a sunblade!
Lirelent: magic sword! though
Jorge4hg: hmmmmmm
Biomonkey01: The only way is forward
NotCainNorAbel: the second key is on the second body
m0nkeyrama: Never look back
TheWarbo: !findquote early in the morning
LRRbot: Quote #43: "You have to get up pretty early in the morning to have enough time to tell James how bad he is at Minecraft." —Paul [2015-03-18]
Drasvin: There are two keys somewhere in this adventure that you have to find.
CantWearHats: this is the DM saying "engage with the content I prepared for you, jerks"
NightValien28: games dev wake up past noon to fool adam Kappa
korvys: It's probably a trap if you go back
matufin0: you can kick zombie ass though
Biomonkey01: It could even be a boat!
iggySPLOSION: THE ONE AND ONLY BOSHY
chaostreader: Why is it a different page then normal search the third body? That seems like a trap.
NightValien28: EVER FORWARD
ContingentCat: never learning
HydraWiggins: the book knows your map is now worthless
Twilight_Spark: DAMMIT
NightValien28: hahahaha
Robot_Bones: is it a troglodyte seabatTROG
simriel: @avet24222 I have written down that Strahd MAY deal the necrotic damage, so it becomes a Choice he Makes depending on how much he considers them a threat
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SoldieroFortune: 48
ContingentCat: what
Megaparsec256: Oh, hey, random encounter tables. How nice.
Solipsody: Wandering monster... Is Paul wearing the Zargon hat?
Lirelent: 48
Drasvin: Random encounter!
Twilight_Spark: 48
Pteraspidomorphi: I feel like this dungeon's wandering monster would be Goblin
BloodnBullets: chat has written down 48
snowcookies: 48
Tuples: 400
Lirelent: oo so 161 is a common utility pagee
ContingentCat: 48
Avet24222: @simriel That seems like the best option.
chaostreader: 42
korvys: Oh, this implies this will happen when you search for other passaged
korvys: *passages
Megaparsec256: Neat mechanic, though
mtvcdm: Yeah. 161 is something you could wind up at from several places it seems.
Lirelent: coal cool
simriel: @avet24222 Because if someone challenges him to Martial Combat he would give them a 'fair' fight
m0nkeyrama: No trogs in this game? BibleThump
noSmokeFire: these monsters are wandering naked
Twilight_Spark: 🐀
Drasvin: R.O.U.S.
MadmanOreo: I don't believe that they exist
Durugai: Roll to disbelieve
CyanMig: ez
m0nkeyrama: You really did get super lucky
m0nkeyrama: lrrSACK
Sektor88: character is almost the best :p
Lirelent: haha
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mtvcdm: Yeah. Back at the start you rolled a buffsmn.
m0nkeyrama: LUL Paul calling you out
Frankenfruity: Otaku Jeff is no fool!
simriel: @avet24222 'fair' because 1v1 he will wreck anyone
NotCainNorAbel: Brave Sir Robin!
LathosTiran: all changelings are also cowards
Conyst: rolls it into the fire and then stabs it
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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Rhynerd: There would be a lot more stealth, or purchase of a skill potion and the drinking of it.
orionsrise1: 48
Drasvin: !updog
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BrindleBoar: too bad for them Jeff's heart belongs to the sea
itsr67: 4d8
ratxprince: im the giant rat who makes all of the rules... !
MadmanOreo: anyone else playing shadowgate music in the background?
Tripleyew: ‘Evening all, and best of luck, Adam
djalternative: updog is best command
Omega_Lairon: something something "likely to be eaten by a grue"
simriel: @ratxprince Are you the one with the Mohawk from Dark Souls 2?
Lirelent: checkpoint!
Conyst: left
chaostreader: Paul hasn’t been an adventurer since that arrow incident in ‘99.
Tuxbeej: Lo, Otaku Jeff only pines for the two-dimensional embrace of his pillowy waifu.
simriel: Beej, No!
Kraest: “If you have kept track of your path, you can find your way out. If not, you wander the halls forever lost!”
ratxprince: @simriel i have not heard of this mohawk rat
Avet24222: @simriel I had him do that with a paladin in one of my games. Strahd was distracting them while the yester hill druids did their ritual, he challenged the overconfident paladin to 1v1 combat, the paladin got utterly destroyed and the ritual succeeded
RvLeshrac: There *IS* a cohesive map for this, but doing it on the fly by hand would be super rough.
djalternative: @Tuxbeej o/
m0nkeyrama: That map is a work of art seabatTROG
Omega_Lairon: I think I missed a room after the staircase and the obvious trap corpses... I'm totally lost : p
EmpyrealHell: is this stream really just Adam reading a choose-your-own-adventure book?
ratxprince: woaah map
Lirelent: galaxy map
ratxprince: seabatBRAIN
Twilight_Spark: Meta af.
Drasvin: It works!
noSmokeFire: fuck yeah it is @EmpyrealHell
GoodSirMortimer: My favourite part of trying to make a map playing these games was when I ended up circling back to somewhere I was earlier, but on my map I should've been the entirely opposite part dungeon
m0nkeyrama: eyyy, he did it
LathosTiran: @EmpyrealHell with 600 friends
m0nkeyrama: successful map-maker
KingXicor: Map checks out.
MungoDude: Fighting Fantasy books are slightly more complex than Choose-Your_Own-Adventure books
simriel: @avet24222 I have a Paladin who may fall for this one. Dunno he is a Green Paladin so stopping evil druids would be pretty important
orionsrise1: if I remember correctly, games like this encourages you to draw multiple mini maps throughout because it blocks backtracking after certain points
ContingentCat: or secret passages are a red harring
Twilight_Spark: SEEKRITS
Solipsody: Well, gotta go to bed so I can get up for work. I should have realized I don't have the attention span for a whole book anymore... 'Night, all.
Diabore: they most certainly do not
Despoiler98: SECRET TUNNEL
m0nkeyrama: It paid off! Secrets!
Lirelent: door turrns into a dragon
BloodnBullets: adam has earned his cartographer scout badge!
snowcookies: Secret tunnel!
A_Dub888: secretdoorsecretdoorsecretdoorsecretdoor
TheWarbo: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always salty.
chaostreader: Check for secrets. If you always do it you will eventually find one.
snowcookies: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always filled with existential dread.
angmorgames: seeecccter tunnel !!!!!
Jorge4hg: now a dragon appears
ForOhForError: secret zone
iggyn8us: We Love you Adam
Rhynerd: !findquote secret
LRRbot: Quote #849: "Milon's Secret Castle was more controllable than this." —Ian [2015-10-13]
ForOhForError: we ash lake now
ratxprince: secret tunnel!!
angmorgames: under the mountain
chaostreader: We have a spell for dragons. As long as they breath fire.
angmorgames: secret tunnel
Conyst: through the mountain
Diabore: gotta secret door
Despoiler98: its a SECRET TUNNEL Paul come on
Diabore: go left (west)
NotCainNorAbel: @chaostreader Now that would be me as a DM: Give them a way to destroy a fire breathing dragon and then the end boss doesn't breath fire.
angmorgames: pick number 3 my lord
ContingentCat: go west young man
Izandai: Is Adam making a dungeon module out of a choose-your-own adventure book?
Pteraspidomorphi: We've been *generally* going north
m0nkeyrama: LUL really putting your map skills to the test
Pal_Friendpatine: Hug the left wall?
ForOhForError: okay this seems like maze town
angmorgames: hug a wall...walls dont get enough love
Diabore: i hate this place
MadmanOreo: what's the name of that forest maze in zelda games?
djalternative: to the door
Drasvin: @Izandai It's a Fighting Fantasy book. Basically a single-player dungeon module by leveraging choose your own adventure book style
chaostreader: @izandai Adam was told at the beginning that a map is helpful. So he is making one.
Izandai: @Drasvin Huh. That's a hell of a thing.
angmorgames: is this the maze before goblin town in the labrynth?
m0nkeyrama: Please be right, map BlessRNG
theonlyangelx: I think i've played one of these?
RvLeshrac: North!
RvLeshrac: *rubs hands together*
m0nkeyrama: Oh noooo
theonlyangelx: thanks awkward lang
Baldrash: Ruh-roh.
Izandai: M I N O T A U R
m0nkeyrama: Minotaur NotLikeThis
sifonaonline: Yikes.
Diabore: kick his ass!
Drasvin: @Izandai Specifically, this is the first of the Fighting Fantasy series.
Lirelent: link has been heree
Jorge4hg: lrrFINE
snowcookies: zelda room?
Megaparsec256: Well, at least that means you solved the maze, right?
chaostreader: I’ve read one of these I think. “Played” is a strong word because I’m decently sure I just ignored any rolling.
djalternative: boss encounter
Despoiler98: trapped! like RATS!
Diabore: dun dun DUN
RvLeshrac: Twitch chat delay?
RvLeshrac: Huh, gone now. Weird.
e_bloc: he's so big
NightValien28: cool
MungoDude: do you have any tartare sauce?
Twilight_Spark: What a power move on that groin covering.
Evochron13: uh toS
m0nkeyrama: LUL the older art
Rhynerd: Oh, we’re in for a scrap.
Izandai: The minotaur is a planeswalker!
djalternative: that guy has a gigantic floppy dong
Sektor88: we're gonna have a fookin' battle
ForOhForError: he's stuck inside the maze because he can't fit through the door
Rhynerd: This minotaur is a party minotaur.
Diabore: bigger than the frame? adam run, hes a planeswalker!\
Omega_Lairon: The old art has a more revealing loincloth loadLewd
m0nkeyrama: 9 skill and 9 stamina
ricin: i can't believe my eyes! a minotaurrrrrr
mrshazboto: Do it you coward
TheFoilAjani: Finally, a worthy foe
m0nkeyrama: dude's buff
theonlyangelx: theonl45Ahegao
amythist: Adam could probably use the Dice camera to show off the art easier since it's already framed up for a nice close up shot
SpiffGames: 15!
m0nkeyrama: seabatYIKES
BloodnBullets: magic shield!
Tripleyew: seabatHITBOX
e_bloc: shield
kalateth: !quote block
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Diabore: cmon adam, kick its ass!
chaostreader: @theonlyangelx That is one of the weirdest and coolest emotes I’ve seen. It’s amazing.
m0nkeyrama: 11 skill really pulling through here
chi7891: Do you guys think this will be finished tonight or are we going to get a “to be continued”?
m0nkeyrama: Eyyyy
Izandai: @chaostreader You should probably google what the identifying word for the emote is.
m0nkeyrama: EZ 👏
Evandill: whiske29DingFlex
Diabore: sha sha sha
Jorge4hg: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BusTed: 👏
1y1e: smoked him!
kalateth: it will be a TBC
chaostreader: @izandai It’s angels emote.
RealGamerCow: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
Omega_Lairon: FF7_fanfare .wav
Izandai: @chaostreader I know.
BusTed: 🐮
m0nkeyrama: The old art is way more dynamic
KV1NN4: Old art is more DYNAMIC tiltyhEXTREME
Decaped: new minotaur looks like a cow friend, more than angry beast.
djalternative: and lots of food
kalateth: way more feels in the old art
Tripleyew: GRAH!
BloodnBullets: 2 points of luck too
Izandai: There's a vase of clear liquid.
m0nkeyrama: fake gold DansGame
RealGamerCow: ContingentCat i know, right!
mahpete_: like, painted weed?
Juliamon: KEY GE
Juliamon: GET
Despoiler98: moar keys
CyanMig: *final fantasy noise*
Drasvin: nakateGet
m0nkeyrama: Our first key BibleThump
Omega_Lairon: So key number 3, got it Kappa
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kalateth: even in paper... Adam can't escape the key get
egyptcraze: key count: 1
djalternative: it's a key to skyrim. 11-11-11
Pteraspidomorphi: Still better than Dark Occult
zed_alpha: art.
Megaparsec256: But what if that liquid was holy water and we wasted it?
e_bloc: don't worry, it's binary
SpiffGames: infinite luck!
m0nkeyrama: This man is full of luck
e_bloc: there are only 7 keys
Izandai: Damn, killing the minotaur is #worth
NotCainNorAbel: try key 45, turn to page 35 try key 46, turn to page 35 ....
GoodSirMortimer: He has displayed an infinite luck loop
RvLeshrac: The point where Alex just stops reading.
NightValien28: did we find at least one key to the two key chest?
Fruan: These starting stats have made this easy mode.
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh yeah NightValien28, I had forgotten
Rhynerd: That luck potion is looking kind of silly now.
kalateth: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5647: "I try to be supportive...when I feel like it." —Beej [2018-12-26]
Diabore: west
BloodnBullets: kill the minotaur again, get more keys! lrrBEEJ
m0nkeyrama: Man, doing this without any sort of map would be hard. So easy to get lost
Drasvin: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3844: "Hornliness is next to godliness" —Ben [2017-01-11]
chaostreader: @bloodnbullets Minotaur room has an If you killed it clause.
TheWarbo: yeah these location descriptions are kinda like text adventure games. It's the same description no matter what direction you came from.
chaostreader: Maybe draw a line on the map for which places you have been.
m0nkeyrama: Don't fail us now, map NotLikeThis
BloodnBullets: @chaostreader Blast!
kalateth: the big problem with mapping these books is they don't give you distances
voakir: Obvious exits are north, south, and Dennis.
Tripleyew: Try going weast-northweast, maybe?
RvLeshrac: So one thing that might help on the map is writing down page numbers on each room
Feminine_Desires: Go Dennis
Megaparsec256: no, you are at the bend, south is continuing
Tuxbeej: You’re standing in the bend.
Tuxbeej: You walked east into the bend.
m0nkeyrama: Oh dear, we fighting again
djalternative: 43
Rekcus: 43
RvLeshrac: Tuxbeej: Hopefully he doesn't get the bends.
Electrodyne: Am I too late to make "eaten by a grue" jokes?
snowcookies: !findquote goblin
LRRbot: Quote #3487: "Stop body-shaming your goblins!" —Ian, to Beej [2016-10-07]
StarWarsTHX1138: @LoadingReadyRun label the rooms on the map with room numbers
m0nkeyrama: he lost to the goblin NotLikeThis
Izandai: lol
Tripleyew: Maybe the gobbo just wants to check up on you, make sure you’re okay...
Rhynerd: Shield!
Kraest: Good joblin!
Izandai: This goblin came for you.
erloas: I killed a PC and all I got was this shirt
RvLeshrac: I can't believe Adam is blocking.
m0nkeyrama: He's been rolling for the shield, but getting a six isn't working NotLikeThis
Megaparsec256: have you gone to 52?
chaostreader: A goblin dealt two damage. This is mtg now.
Megaparsec256: 52 is continuing south after secret passages
djalternative: 117
Pteraspidomorphi: There is a map of this book on wikimedia commons and this maze kind of sucks
Rekcus: 117
orionsrise1: 117
m0nkeyrama: We're getting lost NotLikeThis
GoodSirMortimer: It's a labyrinth
GoodSirMortimer: The minotaur was guarding it
GoodSirMortimer: I get it now
Pteraspidomorphi: Hehe
Tripleyew: Only the Minotaur knew the way out! Oh noes!
djalternative: So Firetop Mountain is in Crete I guess
m0nkeyrama: This gets confusing LUL
NightValien28: oh
Avet24222: Well chat, I've got to go, see y'all in the VoD!
Izandai: hm
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh nooo
kalateth: !quote trap
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
m0nkeyrama: yiiiikes
djalternative: you got out!!!
Megaparsec256: Well, here's the point-of-no-return, I guess we did something right?
Tripleyew: ‘Night, @avet24222
mtvcdm: Go left!
MindWright: Well, now your off the map
insane_42: you got 267'd
Dog_of_Myth: So he's in the cube?
GoodSirMortimer: Got out of the maze!
Omega_Lairon: !card totally lost
LRRbot: Totally Lost [4U] | Instant | Put target nonland permanent on top of its owner's library.
ContingentCat: !findquote lost
LRRbot: Quote #771: "I lost my WUBRG!" —Paul [2015-10-02]
m0nkeyrama: Now we're somewhere else NotLikeThis
Electrodyne: the dungeon of roofie
orionsrise1: new map!
Mr_Dirty: go left
mtvcdm: Going left means west.
NoTomToLose: New page!
Izandai: Go left
Pteraspidomorphi: left
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m0nkeyrama: We need a lucky teleport, channel your DD3 luck!
kalateth: !findquote trap
LRRbot: Quote #4135: "You fell for my trap card: actual good cards." —Serge [2017-03-31]
chaostreader: Put 267 in the crossroads on the map.
Earthenone: pride51
m0nkeyrama: huh
paladinr: Sub for Adam under my new username!
StarWarsTHX1138: start labeling now
m0nkeyrama: They just brought you out of the dead end, so helpful
BusTed: "This'll mess with 'em!"
NoTomToLose: Go west young man
Pteraspidomorphi: West takes you back to the teleporting dead end
insane_42: labyrinths are designed to always take you to the middle goal area
Omega_Lairon: "Little guys carry you back down the hallway... and like also take medieval snapchats of them farting on you or something. I dunno."
m0nkeyrama: Are we stuck in an infinite loop NotLikeThis
NoTomToLose: lol Lairon
Megaparsec256: I think you didn't fully explore the east-south passage
Pteraspidomorphi: south... east... south... back to mysterious wakeup crossroads
Electrodyne: goblins with sharpies draw stuff on you
mtvcdm: 267 sounds familiar.
insane_42: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
Liftigger: hand?
m0nkeyrama: This crossroads feels familiar
djalternative: North sends you back
Lirelent: the secret tech is that all roads lead to the mintoar
mtvcdm: Well, west or east now.
Omega_Lairon: "Your left eyebrow feels colder than the right one, almost as if the hair has been removed"
Pteraspidomorphi: You're only bouncing between the same two crossroads every time but the hallways turn to fuck with you
Tuxbeej: WEST
insane_42: @Liftigger literally the difference between a maze and a labyrinth
m0nkeyrama: Do we uh.... check the minotaur room again?
chaostreader: We have 100 percent been here.
Izandai: SEARCH
NoTomToLose: Can't find if you don't look
kalateth: click
NightValien28: hahahaha
mtvcdm: HAHAHAHA
m0nkeyrama: LUL
NightValien28: we are looping
hoktauri: Trapped in a jar
FITorion: new place
ContingentCat: hahahaha
wikisome: keep heading south
silenceaux: Well, in a true Labyrinth every road would end up leading to the Minotaur so, yeah?
mtvcdm: What the hell maze.
Evochron13: this is starting to sound like temple of the lava bears
e_bloc: I have demonstrated an infinite loopo
NightValien28: this is our life now
RassilonDND: this has been a blessing so far. I want this kind of book now.
Megaparsec256: South now I think
simriel: Oh God! the Jar Count got us!
Electrodyne: you awaken with only half a mustache
NoTomToLose: 52
ContingentCat: "teleport" aka drugs
Featherweight_: The wizard can't find secret passages.
Omega_Lairon: "Recursion. (n). See: Recursion"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this makes me want to see Adam play Solstice or Equinox
m0nkeyrama: Oh dear
chaostreader: This is a different wake up thing. Put numbers on the map. It will help.
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes
simriel: @omega_lairon Oh dear I went cross eyed
mahpete_: I'm trying to search for secrets but the clap of my stats are attracting the monsters
Tripleyew: What are the odds of another bad event? ... well, apparently about 1:1...
RassilonDND: I feel like Adam needs to start over on the map
orionsrise1: go south!
m0nkeyrama: LUL this is peak Adam, getting lost
NoTomToLose: SEARCH
RvLeshrac: RassilonDND: He's not far off on the map.
kalateth: !find quote click
m0nkeyrama: New stuff!
ContingentCat: this is like me in life before phones
FortuneChaos: Adam go back then south
Mr_Dirty: pull
NightValien28: limesWow
kalateth: !findquote click
LRRbot: Quote #2862: "I'll click on YOU..." —Alex, to Cameron [2016-06-23]
Featherweight_: knife rope
margieargie: What if it's a sword disguised as a rope?
BusTed: An anvil falls on your head.
GoodSirMortimer: It calls the mino-oh
m0nkeyrama: We outtie
Izandai: SECRET TUNNEL
Tuxbeej: The whole mountain collapses.
ContingentCat: secret door!
m0nkeyrama: Jesus
snowcookies: Hi Beej
chaostreader: Do it anyway.
Liftigger: but now with key!
simriel: @tuxbeej Nah the mountain is a Mimic.
wikisome: lrrADAM lrrPAUL
RvLeshrac: RassilonDND: The only thing that's hurting is not knowing what each room on the map *is*, I think.
Megaparsec256: I don't think you've been to 52
NoTomToLose: You haven't
m0nkeyrama: Oh my goodness NotLikeThis
mrshazboto: get another piece of paper and draw yourself another map?
chaostreader: Go to 52. We didn’t originally go north here.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: has anyone else got a map open on the other monitor?
ContingentCat: north
Pteraspidomorphi: I do
Megaparsec256: East
RassilonDND: could you imagine if the entire map was pointless because the book changes?!
Pteraspidomorphi: This maze sucks for the player
chaostreader: North and search?
m0nkeyrama: No more secret passage traps plz
snowcookies: it was a labryinth
djalternative: label your map
ContingentCat: @RassilonDND yeah it's like some house of leaves nonsense
GoodSirMortimer: @RassilonDND Grab book 2
Omega_Lairon: The real labyrinth was... the friends we made along the way?
m0nkeyrama: Rejoice as we get lost in a labyrinth LUL
sifonaonline: DOOR
m0nkeyrama: That's new, right? :o
Dog_of_Myth: D O O R
Electrodyne: DOOOOOOOOR
ContingentCat: Door!
RassilonDND: rejoice, the Minotaur room is now the zombie Minotaur room
m0nkeyrama: We did it! \ seabatTROG /
simriel: Döor
chaostreader: @loadingreadyrun Maybe just record page numbers.
silenceaux: Doorfs?
Evochron13: dwarves!
simriel: Ford's!
NightValien28: we found hobbits
djalternative: record which page numbers go to which?
simriel: dorfs!
Omega_Lairon: Oh... I don't think we're in the dwarfs's good books...
simriel: My peeps
m0nkeyrama: Copper coins LUL
margieargie: Don't tell them about the dwarf we stabbed earlier...
simriel: I love Dorfs
chaostreader: Or just the numbers.
ContingentCat: sergeFriend
Diabore: play card games!
Mr_Dirty: fight
GoodSirMortimer: Stab them all and call the goblins
Despoiler98: DWARVES
silenceaux: Cheat at the card games!
Megaparsec256: diplomacy!
djalternative: join in the card games
RassilonDND: card game on motorcycles!
Decaped: I really like how the one non-subscriber in chat is really invested in Adam doing well, and the rest of us are just waiting for him to get his hand cut by another sword lever
m0nkeyrama: Chat em up 👀
kalateth: they either die or piss off so you don't interupt them before
NightValien28: Decaped after years we know better
Rhynerd: I vote for either apologizing or playing the game
Megaparsec256: "lawful" yeah right
m0nkeyrama: They told us a way out!
Drasvin: Adam? Lawful?
simriel: Hey I am a Subscriber and I want him to do well
BusTed: Keep reading...
m0nkeyrama: Oh dear LUL
m0nkeyrama: We got Jebaited again
MalBeam: bamboozzled
Izandai: katesLol
snowcookies: Dwarves are the best
kalateth: well its a start...
TheFoilAjani: We just watched a man's dream get crushed live on air
SydPreviouslyHeadache: o - o
RassilonDND: they gave you a general direction
Pteraspidomorphi: Seems accurate
bullseyewomprats: sharing DansGame
BusTed: Breaking bread with the homies.
Pteraspidomorphi: Right is west if you're coming from a door in the north wall
Electrodyne: right= West
silenceaux: You went north to enter the room
ContingentCat: oh no
wikisome: we exit south
sslamajama97: I just joined. How's Adam doing (as someone who's beaten this?)
silenceaux: so you'd be facing south when you exit
Izandai: You're exiting to the south
Izandai: So turning right means going west
Izandai: And then right again will be north.
Electrodyne: facing south, right = West. Also, Candyman
chaostreader: Look just go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start.
Feminine_Desires: @sslamajama97 adam rolled into god mode, but godmode doesn't help labyrinth.
laughinskull: Adam is doing a great job of entertaining (aka he is lost)
silenceaux: So > to go west, > to go north, < to go west, straight to go west?
Izandai: North is correct.
Izandai: And then after north is west.
Izandai: And now west again.
sslamajama97: @feminine_desires No it doesn't, lol. Find anything interesting yet?
djalternative: continue west
FortuneChaos: South then South
Feminine_Desires: @sslamajama97 gold? and dwarves.
m0nkeyrama: Do we check the minotaur room again?
Izandai: @sslamajama97 We killed the MINOTAUR
Pteraspidomorphi: I think the bend didn't count, which is very nasty of Ian Livingstone
RassilonDND: imagine if the dwarves led him to an acid pit :)
Omega_Lairon: So I guess it's the dwarves who keep dragging you around and pranking you whenever you get gasses.
silenceaux: So 171 had nothing, then?
FortuneChaos: south then south
sslamajama97: Hell yeah! :D
BlueChloroplast: time to find the end and work backwards?
Megaparsec256: 171 knocks us out and teleports us
chaostreader: Maybe go back to the dwarf room.
GoodSirMortimer: @RassilonDND @Omega_Lairon That'll teach him for stabbing Jim
Conyst: the dwarves were a bit to drunk
Izandai: @chaostreader It's empty.
iggyn8us: gO GET bEN
Megaparsec256: start mapping again? with numbers?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: North
Izandai: North
m0nkeyrama: Those rooms seem different?
ContingentCat: north
Styxseus: Well, the teleports was only when searching for secrets, right?
silenceaux: I wish I had been mapping this myself... But I just got back.
m0nkeyrama: Hey, new stuff!
djalternative: all doors
Bobtheninjagoldfish: east is a new new number
Electrodyne: "metres ahead"??
Izandai: NEEEEERD
m0nkeyrama: Oh my goodness, another old man 👀
Styxseus: I bet theres a "correct" secret button in a wall somewhere that leads out of the thing :P
e_bloc: what is, the old man dungeon
LathosTiran: "dont trust dwarves"
Nuurgle: NO APOLOGIES
AegeusEvander: just leave and come right back in cirSmug
djalternative: talk to the dude
Carbonylcookie: Be a dwarf friend
RassilonDND: angering a wizard never gets you anywhere
Dog_of_Myth: Punch the old man!
m0nkeyrama: Time to be pleasant Kreygasm
Pteraspidomorphi: Hahaha
Izandai: oh no
m0nkeyrama: oh no NotLikeThis
mtvcdm: Wompwomp
Diabore: what a dick!
Mr_Dirty: hahaha
m0nkeyrama: Noooooo
Electrodyne: thousands of books = very flammable, just sayin
snowcookies: wow
Megaparsec256: Oops. Turns out being nice isn't nice.
Pteraspidomorphi: It was a disguised teleporting dead end!
BlueChloroplast: eff
Dog_of_Myth: Should have punched the old man!!
matufin0: back at it again at the krispy cream
m0nkeyrama: we're back NotLikeThis
silenceaux: Right, 171 was the place that the dwarves tried to send us?
mtvcdm: I'm beginning to see why choose-your-own-adventure books aren't around in any large form today.
m0nkeyrama: Infinite loops
Rhynerd: “How DARE you be kind to me!”
Pteraspidomorphi: Good way to solve the book is to memorize all the numbers
snowcookies: so much backtracking
simriel: so many loops
m0nkeyrama: backtracking is Adam's favorite thing LUL
electroswagnetism: dear game designers: why this
Tiber727: The classic "doing the thing that seems smart to do is actually a gotcha" trap.
simriel: not even why this
simriel: just...
Drasvin: "How dare you be so nice in this place of hate"
Pteraspidomorphi: We've done everything
Juliamon: That's basically the internet.
simriel: WHYyyy
wikisome: keep going south
FortuneChaos: south
Decaped: eh, the fun part of this is the map making, drawing maps is fun
Megaparsec256: This book seems to have some... suboptimal lessons. Niceness doesn't pay, gambling and murder are good...
m0nkeyrama: honestly, I forgot
djalternative: I think south has more to do
TheWarbo: This is basically "what if Zork, but manually?"
electroswagnetism: take a break and DEFINITELY don't just cheat while the stream is off!
sslamajama97: This one was infamous for this maze section. Is Adam gonna be doing more of these? I have Howl of the Werewolf and Deathtrap Dungeon.
djalternative: you've done 79
Megaparsec256: have you gone north?
tex170: so south
djalternative: I believe there is more for you to do south
m0nkeyrama: And you thought we might not have enough content for a 3 hour stream 👀
FortuneChaos: south takes you to junction with unexplored areas
simriel: cast the Dragon Spell. become Fire
chaostreader: So that’s my reaction to the first group hug deck I played against. I attacked it for being nice to me. It seemed suspicious.
tex170: its south then south
Grescheks: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:40:58.
wikisome: correct
Simbionis: I wish still had all my Fighting Fantasy books, I had like 25 of them
sslamajama97: !updog
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LathosTiran: respect on actually going through the path. honoring the book.
m0nkeyrama: Have we given up on the map at this point? SeriousSloth
iggyn8us: wHATS bEEJ DOING?
Diabore: wow, page 4, we're going real slow Kappa
snowcookies: watching the stream
m0nkeyrama: We back with the grump
m0nkeyrama: oo, the mazemaster!
Diabore: stab the wizard this time
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
itsr67: Maze Master tm
simriel: Maybe we don't have Beej watching. maybe it is Meej
Sektor88: I'm sorry the what?
mtvcdm: The Mazemaster?
snowcookies: west
Despoiler98: we're in the matrix?
mtvcdm: 46, or 392.
m0nkeyrama: We've been to both, I believe
SpiffGames: we just came from 392
GoodSirMortimer: Sir, mayhaps if you don't wan't me bothering you, you could tell me how in the seven hells I get out of here
djalternative: can we kill the maze master?
ArcOfTheConclave: You can't handle my strongest mazes.
Himyul: does the mazemaster hang out with the gatekeeper?
itsr67: It's a typo, He's the Maizemaster
iggyn8us: COULD BE THE ZEEJ
sslamajama97: Shoulda been a dick
m0nkeyrama: Mazemaster is not helpful NotLikeThis
Pteraspidomorphi: He designed that whole bit just to fuck with people
BlueChloroplast: @GoodSirMortimer indeed
CaptainSpam: The Mazemaster, yes. He clearly does not preside over a dungeon, which would be silly, and might infringe on a copyright or two. Kappa
rrtycoon2: Have to commend this book on giving a proper feeling of a labyrinth
mtvcdm: Which of two places would you like to backtrack to?
Himyul: itsr67 that joke was super corny
simriel: @iggyn8us never heard of the Zeej
iggyn8us: i made it up
itsr67: @Himyul they couldn't bother to lend an ear to it
Pal_Friendpatine: riffScream riffScream riffScream
insane_42: it is funny, cuz looking at the map, it looks so easy XD
Himyul: itsr67 aww, shucks
e_bloc: this adventure is amaze-ing
itsr67: @Himyul benginFingers
Pteraspidomorphi: Looking at the map it looks like pure evil
FortuneChaos: haven't gone east
m0nkeyrama: That's against the spirit of watching Adam get lost LUL
sslamajama97: You gotta make your own map. Only way I got through.
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TheWarbo: On the bright side, jar count is still at 0
snowcookies: Adam gets lost for 2 hours the stream
m0nkeyrama: We kinda... stopped with the map
djalternative: @simriel 1 Zeej = 1000000000 Beej
CaptainSpam: Isn't Zeej what happens on Zeta Shift?
sslamajama97: big oof.
TheWarbo: Zeta::Beej
m0nkeyrama: going mostly off memorized numbers atm
Commissar_Ravek: start a new map, from here
silenceaux: What I'm learning is that long wiggly mazes with nothing to fight are a pretty good way to deal with intrusive adventurers
Pteraspidomorphi: Hahahaha
silenceaux: Turn it?
NotCainNorAbel: bop it!
m0nkeyrama: LUL push or pull 🤔
simriel: @djalternative I love @tuxbeej but that is too many Beej
Grescheks: Choose wisely!
Himyul: pull the knob! LUL
LathosTiran: Hands!
sifonaonline: Twist it!
e_bloc: knob pusher
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bop It!
CyanMig: the handle is an axe, you cut yourself
goldinguy00: salt and pepper said push it
djalternative: are we not talking about the LRR standard measurement of time of Beej?
mtvcdm: LRRBot? Push or pull?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3003: "We can hit a Pokestop from our bathroom." —Graham [2016-07-18]
sslamajama97: flick it! spin it!
Pteraspidomorphi: You pull in Legend of Zelda
CranstonSnord: maybe it gets bigger if you pull it ...
xantos69: you can't use "logic" on this sir.
ArcOfTheConclave: twist!
itsr67: spin it
ContingentCat: ummm?
Conyst: flick it
Grescheks: I vote pull
m0nkeyrama: Ah, push it
MinniChii: Twist it!
Spluuga: Bop it
chaostreader: Just go to 12. Let’s go.
MinniChii: Bop it!
Mechsican: in the words of salt and pepper. PUSH IT REAL GOOD
simriel: Load it
bullseyewomprats: Ignore
simriel: cock it
CaptainSpam: QUICKLY! HURRY!
xantos69: trap
simriel: assassinate it
m0nkeyrama: dead end NotLikeThis
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RvLeshrac: He's doing it!
Talin06: Bop it
mtvcdm: Why book
Pteraspidomorphi: I think they're all new there
CapnRobert: well with a flat hand
mtvcdm: Why you do this
Edgarware: Get Ye Flask?
m0nkeyrama: That sure is a dragon
itsr67: you are at a crossroads... again
Feminine_Desires: DARGON
GoodSirMortimer: It might be helpful
Lirelent: I feel like this an alogory for life, constant cross roads
snowcookies: RAWR
Questhere: ermagerdadergen
chaostreader: We can do dragon stuff.
voakir: You're at a metaphorical crossroads, wondering why you made these choices.
Feminine_Desires: !findquote Dragon
LRRbot: Quote #5246: "Maybe if we kill both dragons and take over the crime family, people will finally believe we're the good guys." —Paul [2018-08-06]
Omega_Lairon: It's cool, you've got the anti-dragon spell, right?
sifonaonline: Hey, we were looking for dragons.
Conyst: seduce the dragon
Brok3nGol3m: TwitchRPG
sslamajama97: Dragonnnnnnnn!
NotCainNorAbel: yes! Fire!
Grescheks: Dragon! We have a spell for this!
itsr67: a large D R A G O N
Gekyouryuu: @Conyst I mean, it worked for Eddie Murphy
Megaparsec256: don't forget you can rest first
BusTed: Get 'em!
simriel: Roll to fuck the dragon
Sektor88: UHOH
TheFoilAjani: Oh???
chaostreader: We have a dragonfire spell. Which hasn’t been described.
TheWarbo: D R A G O N
starlitdiscord: oh
Eklinaar: Noooo don't singe our troglodyte food moss
djalternative: Woot Dragon!!!
m0nkeyrama: 👀 👀 👀
Brok3nGol3m: book time!
Kaszoski: Hug it!
ricin: that dragon looks high af
BloodnBullets: a dragon system! I know this!
Pteraspidomorphi: erif!
Sektor88: DO THE THING
RvLeshrac: But can he REMEMBER the spell
m0nkeyrama: Unmake the dragon Kreygasm
chaostreader: 136
sifonaonline: Ekil Erif!
Kramburger: Adam knows the Deplorable Word
itsr67: Dungeons and dragons folks, run credits
NotCainNorAbel: what do you think the skill set for the dragon is?
sifonaonline: Erif Erif!
FITorion: you have that spell.
BlueChloroplast: Dagron!!!!
CyanMig: erif joe demaggio
BlueChloroplast: I shall name you sarkhan?
m0nkeyrama: Old school art only stream
mtvcdm: Joe DiMaggio?
m0nkeyrama: We're doing it!
Sektor88: PogChamp
BusTed: The payoff!
TheWarbo: Joltin Joe has left and gone away...hey hey hey
sslamajama97: We did it reddit
itsr67: what a slow roll
Pteraspidomorphi: I was afraid they'd make you do some math on the spell characters or something, but apparently not in *this* one
Grescheks: Fus Ro DiMaggio!
saweeks: fas roh dah
margieargie: We learned Dragonrend from the Elder Scroll's vision of the past!
m0nkeyrama: No more fireballs DansGame
starlitdiscord: lol
Brok3nGol3m: it'd be hilarious if the spell didn't work...
electroswagnetism: Rufiooooooo!
cheetoJack: You're a wizard Otaku Jeff!
theinvisiblevoice: ameliooo
TheWarbo: Like Fire Make Fire
m0nkeyrama: oh my, are we making it burn alive?
Pal_Friendpatine: Good delivery
BusTed: rekt
Questhere: GG EZ
Rhynerd: Fire fire oiggam id!
CaptainSpam: So you were saved by the power of Joe DiMaggio!
Electrodyne: The unmaking spell triggered my Amazon Echo
Pal_Friendpatine: teftRekt
Rhynerd: Thanks, DiMaggio!
VariableVacancy: But where is the warlock???/
Indiexxx: benginDab
Omega_Lairon: "I'm good for luck points... can I cash those in for... cash?"
itsr67: min maxin otaku jeff
Tiber727: DiCaprio to the rescue!
RvLeshrac: Stop now, resume next week.
RvLeshrac: Keepo
Rhynerd: Eh, let’s not eat more food.
m0nkeyrama: Cliffhanger ending NotLikeThis
Tantusar: now is not the time to stop
ContingentCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:52:49.
Electrodyne: Joltin Joe DeMaggio
Sektor88: A jar!?
snowcookies: next week is more After the Flood iirc
Sektor88: Kappa
itsr67: this has been amazing
simriel: a Jar?
Pteraspidomorphi: More gamblers!
Grescheks: Let's Play It Forward this book
Sektor88: @simriel ayyy
simriel: oh no! The Jar Count!
ContingentCat: @snowcookies yup
BlueChloroplast: Richard Garfield?
Tiber727: Don't enter. The door is a jar! It's a trap!
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Carbonylcookie: Where in the dungeon is OTAKU JEFF?!
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Featherweight_: creep!!!!
voakir: The door is slightly a jar, but mostly a door.
itsr67: he's gonna trap you in a jar
Grescheks: ohai Carbonylcookie, fancy seeing you here
Sektor88: Be nice :)
m0nkeyrama: LUL mazekeeping!
djalternative: play some cards
Pteraspidomorphi: Run away :P
Omega_Lairon: Goblins, old men, and that one dragon. Oh, and some jerk we casually left screaming for help forever and ever
sslamajama97: housekeeeeping
sifonaonline: Challenge him to a game of Magic.
RayFK: OTAKU JEFF WOULD KICK A FUCKING DOOR DOWN
Carbonylcookie: @Grescheks Hello friend!
Megaparsec256: Let's try politeness, see if it works this time
RvLeshrac: Shame.
orionsrise1: kill the mage!
Drasvin: Last time you tried to be polite, the guy got angry
egyptcraze: playing games with strange old men has worked so far
Pteraspidomorphi: Otaku Jeff runs away from doors
Rhynerd: Stealth is a matter of luck, is it not?
TheWarbo: Do the opposite of what Jeej says
simriel: One day I will put The Jar Count in an RPG
CaptainSpam: OTAKU JEFF WOULD GET WINDED TRYING TO KICK THE DOOR DOWN :-P
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m0nkeyrama: Oh my, is that the warlock seabatTROG
itsr67: YEEEAH
VariableVacancy: oh, your fucked
bullseyewomprats: WutFace
ContingentCat: !!!!
Sektor88: u h o h
Indiexxx: Now kiss!
itsr67: here we heckin go
Tantusar: ROLL CREDITS
GoodSirMortimer: Should've stabbed him in the back when you had the chance
Grescheks: woo!
RvLeshrac: This is, in fact, the end of Jeff.
m0nkeyrama: We did it?!? \ seabatTROG /
TheFoilAjani: Whose mans
KV1NN4: No picture in Adam's book?
TheWarbo: It's the title of the book!
Brok3nGol3m: "Sir, package delivery. Can you sign here?"
theneatestburrito: Time to get put in a jar...
CyanMig: this warlock just loves multiple locks
m0nkeyrama: The two locks NotLikeThis
GoodSirMortimer: The crucifix!
Jorge4hg: That's my cousin mr warlock
bullseyewomprats: TWO locks
Electrodyne: 389!!
itsr67: he is a warLOCK
Tiber727: It's the Warlock of Snowtop Mountain. That teleport trap brought you to a different dungeon.
RvLeshrac: He's going to stab himself, distraught because he can't open the loot.
BlueChloroplast: swaaard???
Sektor88: Sword 'em!
electroswagnetism: Just go straight donnybrook on this nerd
BlueMagnusStormCrow: At least this one doesn't auto kill you for not having a random object.
Omega_Lairon: Feels like charging headfirst would be a poor tactical decision
chaostreader: Maybe it’s like a house. The two locks need the same key.
m0nkeyrama: yeeted the keys into the dungeon
FireFlower18: pick up a chair!
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m0nkeyrama: We're luckyyyyy!
Electrodyne: Take e warlock to a wall, he'll hear a click...
Conyst: do what Conan would do
NoTomToLose: Better lucky than good!
Fruan: Luck 12 OP
Eklinaar: Better lucky than good
djalternative: that worlock is no match for you
RvLeshrac: Oh my god is he actually going to do it?
Despoiler98: omg
SajuukSjet: ah, the warlock is Gambit Kappa
oyleslyck: Oh Sweet! Fighting Fantasy! I remember Adam tweeting about this.
mtvcdm: SURE
m0nkeyrama: LUL
RvLeshrac: He can't keep getting away with this.
Sektor88: PogChamp
Laserbeaks_Fury: HEART OF THE CARDS
Diabore: he was whatting as you entered?
m0nkeyrama: he's a duelist
Grescheks: his magic cards!
niccus: oh shit it's chris moneymaker
xantos69: Well...this might not work.
BlueChloroplast: Heart of the Cards baby!
itsr67: YUGI
NoTomToLose: they're MAGIC cards
Master_Gunner: heart of the cards, baby!
FireFlower18: sure
Fruan: I bet he plays Mono Red, too
margieargie: We're burning his deck!
Featherweight_: cardgames on mazes
Eklinaar: We playing Yugioh now
Dog_of_Myth: The heart of the cards
m0nkeyrama: Yugi? Is that you?
sslamajama97: Yugiooooooohhhhh
Pteraspidomorphi: He's going to read your horoscope
ContingentCat: powerful magic
ArcOfTheConclave: mtg?
CyanMig: no my alpha dual lands!
TheWarbo: Now that is some A+ !advice there. "The warlock's power comes from his cards"
MechaKuuga: LUL
egyptcraze: deck of many things!!!!
margieargie: He paid so much for that Black Lotus!
Tiber727: Magicians always have an ace up their sleeves. Kappa
Despoiler98: oh no
Kaszoski: Wonder why he left them on the table
GoodSirMortimer: You set fire to his power nine. He's not weaker, he's just lost the will to live
silenceaux: "Those are beta dual lands!!!"
Brok3nGol3m: planet39Oooo
Omega_Lairon: "I have a Blue Eyes White Dragon, b***h!" "Yeah, well... UNO reverse card!!!" "NOooooooOOOoo!!"
Despoiler98: so you torture him
VariableVacancy: Why did you leave them on the table??????!?!?!?!?!
Rhynerd: He has one less skill than you!
simriel: Nooo stop burning his power 9
CyanMig: those were mint in sleeve!
Beowulf_Bjornson: You're a fucking monster, burning this poor old man's cards
itsr67: mY BoOK!
ContingentCat: is this book published by WotC
m0nkeyrama: PogChamp500 This stream has been super fun! Thanks Adam & Paul!
xantos69: wow...are you the bad guy?
PunkRockZoologist: Are they, per chance, Magic cards.... lrrBEEJ
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah these people were just minding their business and we break in and kill a bunch of them unprovoked
BloodnBullets: "My BlueEyes!"
Fruan: Hubris!
TheWarbo: "Nooooo! My Lotus!"
m0nkeyrama: We're the bad guy NotLikeThis
Tiber727: Otaku Jeff hates all books and cards unless they they have a teenage girl on them.
MadameAdversary: You should trap him in an hourglass.
kumatsu: Adam's gonna stick this fool in a jar
ArcOfTheConclave: stop bullying this warlock!
Omega_Lairon: Thanos was in the bathroom - he had to take the gauntlet off to wipe >_>
Rhynerd: “Oh shit I forgot to grab my powers, and he’s realized that!”
Despoiler98: stick him in a jar!
m0nkeyrama: This is the warlock, seems endgamey
egyptcraze: fun fact...thats almost literally how thanks loses in the comics XD
Featherweight_: you have your luck potion!
egyptcraze: *thanos
e_bloc: this isn't even my final form
Kaszoski: He leaves the gauntlet on the table?
MindWright: This was written before the evil overlord list, there wasn't a handy how-to for him to use.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Remember your luck potion.
m0nkeyrama: Oh yeah, we have a luck potion
itsr67: luck potion with one measure!
sslamajama97: lucccckkkk
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
m0nkeyrama: EZPZ
electroswagnetism: gottem
BusTed: gg
sifonaonline: Gee gee!
Ryenji: EZ
ContingentCat: katesRip
Sektor88: PogChamp
SpiffGames: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
sslamajama97: gg wp ez no re
electroswagnetism: darkest dungeon this ain't
GoodSirMortimer: Drink the luck potion just to style on them
Fruan: Drink your luck potion now, before you get ganked.
m0nkeyrama: what
m0nkeyrama: we had the keys?
VariableVacancy: wut
egyptcraze: when death dpurns him he decides to ascend to full eternal godhood, vacating his mortal form...and leaving the gauntlet behind at the same time, and defenseless for nebula to then steal
Despoiler98: WAT
margieargie: ?
ContingentCat: wat
NightValien28: EXCUSE YOU
Sektor88: wait what
niccus: sequence break!
Jorge4hg: wat
Megaparsec256: This is a poorly worded section
m0nkeyrama: when did we get those? LUL
xantos69: cheer50 the key was inside you all along!
Omega_Lairon: The keys were... uhh... symbolic?
Kramburger: party100 party100 party100 GG EZ
Sektor88: sequence break? enigmaLUL
NightValien28: were we the warlock all along?
omdorastrix: You had the power all along?
TheWarbo: Read the whole thing first lol.
electroswagnetism: "almost all"
PhoenixMelior: but what if you only have one key?
itsr67: wait, there's more after the warlock?
silenceaux: Seems like one key is the same as no keys
Indiexxx: This needs to be It's own permanent show
itsr67: uh oh
ArcOfTheConclave: the real key was the dragon you slayed along the way.
Dog_of_Myth: The keys were inside us all along.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The first book is so much nicer than all the later ones.
CaptainSpam: Otaku Jeff, getting winded kicking a door down, like I said! :-D
PhorrestGaze: that would've made the horror game a lot easier
CyanMig: do you know how long the warlock worked on his dual lock setup? and you just break it?
wikisome: no your stam is now at 5
chesul: I like that you don't have a third option to turn back and try to find the keys.
chaostreader: The warlock had no keys? How was he going to unlock it?
sslamajama97: @chaostreader magic
silenceaux: 100% a mimic imo
Carbonylcookie: This is a warlock boudoir
Fruan: Luck potion time. Seriously.
Despoiler98: three more keys
CyanMig: wait THREE locks?
m0nkeyrama: 3 locks NotLikeThis
Sektor88: enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL
Megaparsec256: The villagers lied!
e_bloc: another fucking key hunt
m0nkeyrama: We're back in the dark occult LUL
Brok3nGol3m: oh man, it's been a key fetch quest the whole time
LathosTiran: oh l;ook its the wax coated sword
Brok3nGol3m: @m0nkeyrama right?!
Kaszoski: We're in a Resident Evil game
chaostreader: Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
PhorrestGaze: lock inflation
ArcOfTheConclave: we three keys!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It's a wax coated chest that is actually a blade. Lose 6 skill.
itsr67: welcome to dark occult
Smapdi_Flaffermann: We should have known when the ferryman wanted THREE gold, despite the sign clearly stating two.
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah...
chesul: that, or you label the three keys 1, 2, and 4.
PhoenixMelior: WHAT
omdorastrix: Then have keys labelled 1,2,3, & 7 so they wonder where keys 4, 5, & 6 went
Omega_Lairon: Bad end : (
m0nkeyrama: woooooooooooow
Despoiler98: huh?
Pteraspidomorphi: Weep!
Despoiler98: WOW
Brok3nGol3m: O H NOOOOO
Megaparsec256: Wait, straight up game over? Really?
m0nkeyrama: WOOOOOW
Grescheks: D:
CyanMig: bad ending
Ryenji: LOL
BusTed: welp
NoTomToLose: BAD END
Sektor88: enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL
Kaszoski: WOW
PhorrestGaze: gg
Despoiler98: DONE
m0nkeyrama: Game over NotLikeThis
xantos69: w0000000w
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHAHA
Grescheks: WOMP WOMP
bullseyewomprats: Punished
sslamajama97: OOF
e_bloc: perfect ending
Kaszoski: HARSH
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Replay value!
djalternative: That's terrible
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Game over.
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Grescheks: Shoulda saved that guy at the beginning
Pal_Friendpatine: kaypikeSKELETEARS kaypikeSKELETEARS kaypikeSKELETEARS
Laserbeaks_Fury: 1+1+1
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam got Key Hunted in this? NO Freaking WAY!
GoodSirMortimer: Presumably the sword wouldn't work much better
NightValien28: time to backtrack
matufin0: 111
Laserbeaks_Fury: 3
Lirelent: bad end
Himyul: go back and hack at the chest
CranberryJeus: god im happy i tuned into this
BaronVonPoppinOff: weep
mahpete_: 101?
Despoiler98: katesWa katesOw
NoTomToLose: Look at 3 then
SpiffGames: No, you have to have 3 keys
CyanMig: you need to add all of the numbers on the three keys
Megaparsec256: No, you would add 111 to two other numbers
Fruan: Haul that chest back into town.
Grescheks: no, you add the three numbers on the three keys together
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh if you have thre keys it'll be 111+? +?
TheMoatman: These games always did that "oh, you didn't get these things we never really mentioned? Sucks to suck" thing
CyanMig: its to stop cheats
TheWarbo: You have three keys; you would add 111 + ??? + ???
Omega_Lairon: Maybe the guy screaming for help had the other 2 keys Kappa
electroswagnetism: rip
Kaszoski: Technically we can explore easier since most things in our way are dead now right?
silenceaux: Also, you'd have to have the three _correct_ keys
RvLeshrac: Oh man.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this was great
Tantusar: hey why not go back and try to hack
Rhynerd: The end! Technically!
Frankenfruity: You need to be more curious
itsr67: that was so much fun
m0nkeyrama: That was super fun!
ruscobrog: and you killed everyone
RvLeshrac: If you think THAT'S a screw you, try Sorcery.
BlueChloroplast: break open the chest! :p
Frankenfruity: poke your head into every nook
BlueMagnusStormCrow: The guy screaming had one of the keys iirc.
sifonaonline: Killing the warlock is a moral victory.
CaptainSpam: So without the keys, the rumbling just kinda goes away and doesn't bother you?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: techniclly you didn't lose.. just didn;t win YET. you can clear out the dungowen and be done.
Pal_Friendpatine: This was amazing. I definitely would watch this again
ArmadilloAL: Nice. I did one of these books once and died three paragraphs in, so that's an improvement.
CyanMig: respawns dude
m0nkeyrama: Does he keep the key, too?
PhoenixMelior: what if you tried 379
CyanMig: firetop mouontain has a timer
Himyul: what happens if you hack at the box?
xantos69: I kind of want to watch somebody else from LRR try this same adventure to see how they would do by comparison.
Pteraspidomorphi: The mazemaster will clone everyone again
NoTomToLose: "The end of your journey"
Megaparsec256: I think you're probably supposed to start over
oyleslyck: No. You reroll fresh
Sektor88: NG+ it :P
djalternative: It totally works that way
kumatsu: Once you leave the mountain the dungeon resets, it's time for NG+
omdorastrix: Mur-Der Ho-Bo?
Rhynerd: Not everything.
bullseyewomprats: Keep your loaded character
m0nkeyrama: huh
Omega_Lairon: New Game +
coelopteryx: reload last save point etc.
sslamajama97: you gotta start from scratch.
saweeks: speed run
djalternative: NG+ it
Master_Gunner: New Game + time
Grescheks: the goblins are dead, the minotaur is dead, the dragon is dead...the dwarf who was being tortured is dead...
simriel: @xantos69 Yessss
egyptcraze: if you go back to the dude who was screaming for help i bet he had the other
starlitdiscord: wait so you cant change your mind and hack?
SpiffGames: New Game +!
Mad_Maxis: you keep what you kill
mtvcdm: End of your journey. you're supposed to start from scratch and say the hell with it.
Indiexxx: Yeah, keep the same
laughinskull: Graham needs to do this
Rhynerd: You did spare 2 torturer goblins.
XprotoformX: is it a roguelike?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Test your luck!
Omega_Lairon: Alternate ending
ArmadilloAL: So, you consider hacking the box, look for keys, but after you only find one key you can't hack the box for all eternity?
Brok3nGol3m: womp womp
Kaszoski: Ah recursive
Grescheks: zzzzzap
oyleslyck: Keeping your stuff is metagaming because you could keep notes of your past playthroughs
xantos69: @laughinskull Agree. with that. But wouldn't this be amazing if Alex had to give it a run through?
Kaszoski: If we survive back to 139 to use keys
m0nkeyrama: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: at least we didn't get Elric of Melnibone'd
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starlitdiscord: lol
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I think you start the whole game over again.
MechaKuuga: One More Time, One More Time
SpiffGames: I think we get to decide whether it persists or not
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *I'm aware if's pronounced mel nih bone aye
PhorrestGaze: there's be no reason for that last luck check otherwise.
RassilonDND: start again but you don't get more provisions?
BrindleBoar: Next time, on Dice Friends: Otaku Jeff Rides Again!
Tantusar: gotta start from the top
itsr67: I guess that's why you keep a map
Omega_Lairon: Well presumably you head back to town to rest and resupply, so... maybe everyone respawns because... warlock magic?
Indiexxx: If you didn't die then keep going
NoTomToLose: Can't come back in to the warlock's room, though
Megaparsec256: So this was literally designed so that you would fail the first time, because there's no way for you to know what you needed before the end.
m0nkeyrama: Sweet!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh that would make sense
Lirelent: yea the minator room said if you have already killed the minator
Eklinaar: We just grind this dungeon Diablo-style
Sektor88: NG+!
LathosTiran: well you are the DM
PhorrestGaze: yeah, you can come in again but you've got to go first.
PhoenixMelior: yeah why else would you keep a map or anything
CyanMig: i think we keep the same stuff, but i think monsters respawn?
m0nkeyrama: Do we get another session soon SeriousSloth
KV1NN4: continue next week? :3
Despoiler98: yay vague rules
GoodSirMortimer: Like theoretically I guess they could resupply on the monsters, but it's not like they're gonna be able to bring in a new warlock
PhorrestGaze: is this what adam will do for play it forward?
itsr67: adam & paul's gamehaus, warlock of firetop mountain?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Pretty sure they expect you to start the game again from the start with a new character.
saweeks: everything respawns dark souls style
TheWarbo: I feel like there's no actual "go back and hunt keys" just like most pre-maze stuff didn't have "turn back the way I came"
Sektor88: NG+! NG+! NG+!
m0nkeyrama: Otaku Jeff lives to search another day!
oyleslyck: I've always rerolled fresh. If your character goes back, then you should keep your luck stat the same
Pteraspidomorphi: Minotaur
devryen: I played it with a new character
BrindleBoar: I think you're supposed to do the next book, now.
egyptcraze: you still have the dude to save lol
djalternative: I don't thing NG+ was a concept when this was printed but sure. Make it happen.
ContingentCat: looks like they're just leaving that up to you.
Himyul: you become the new warlock
Omega_Lairon: Old guys beget more old guys
voakir: Otaku Jeff is the new warlock!
egyptcraze: the key was in the minotaur's room
CyanMig: i think re-running it will be fun, regardless of if its in the rules, but if the monsters dont respawn it will be odd
SpiffGames: Otaku Jeff should live!
BlueChloroplast: I like the choose your own adventure in the Garth Nix short stories book. His instructions said "first decide if you are going to cheat"
GoodSirMortimer: @Himyul I like it
TheWarbo: Because, of all rooms, the *warlock* didn't have "Did you already kill this guy?"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh could you imagine like LRR people 1 at a time doing this using the previous persons map? and possibly notes
m0nkeyrama: For real, a good map seems essential
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Feminine_Desires: YOur map is just going to be page numbers and arrows
orionsrise1: yupp
KV1NN4: I think you could play the same dude
m0nkeyrama: Oh hey rooms we went to
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh wow
PhoenixMelior: oh I wondered why LRR was spamming numbers
Frankenfruity: That would be a lot harder if I was rolling dice :)
kalateth: 3 key numbers are 111, 111, and 99
Indiexxx: That was delightful
m0nkeyrama: Oh my
Eklinaar: LRR becomes a numbers station
Pteraspidomorphi: That is incorrect
orbitaltuna: did adam wonned
PhoenixMelior: !spoilers
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TheWarbo: Yeah I mean you can run it back of course; just I don't think the game expects you to.
simriel: I love how many times 308 comes up
m0nkeyrama: nah
Himyul: 321
Tantusar: that's super wrong
Pteraspidomorphi: There are several other key numbers, are those the correct ones?
Fruan: Return to Firetop Mountain!
PhoenixMelior: chat says that's super wrong
Questhere: "several hours and 2 keys later....."
MechaKuuga: @orbitaltuna He got to the end door and then realized he didn't have the key to get out
SydPreviouslyHeadache: are we sure they aren't yanking our chain?
sslamajama97: there's so many different books here. I say do another one.
egyptcraze: we could abstract it to that you went back and eventually found it?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: @LoadingReadyRun I guess you could do return to firetop mountain next to continue the story.
itsr67: n i c e
e_bloc: nice
kerbalized_: you're doooing it Petr
Sektor88: n i c e
iggyn8us: no its 333 069 20
m0nkeyrama: LUL
Ryenji: LUL
FarleyF: @loadingreadyrun Return to Firetop Mountain and Legend of Zagor are the next 2 books in the series
mtvcdm: HAHAHAHAHA
CaptainSpam: A WINNER IS YOU
Omega_Lairon: Womp womp
Fruan: Return to Firetop Mountain is not nearly as fair and kind as this first book was, FYI
Sektor88: enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL enigmaLUL
PhorrestGaze: gg
Kaszoski: Wow
Questhere: lrrWOW
Himyul: WORTH IT!
m0nkeyrama: Amazing
empyreon: LUL
starlitdiscord: WHAT
mtvcdm: WHAT THE HELL
ContingentCat: lrrHORN ?
XprotoformX: you find a grue
Carbonylcookie: We're free now!!!
Indiexxx: Next book next time would be great
Mr_Bitterness: "Thank you for playing!"
Mechsican: worth it
CaptainSpam: We needed that story beat.
Frankenfruity: katesNice
NightValien28: FUCK YOU BOOK
BlueChloroplast: :D :D :D :D :D
Megaparsec256: Hey, at least it's not an ad for the next gamebook
margieargie: The real treasure was the goblin torturer friends we made along the way.
BrindleBoar: NotLikeThis
Omega_Lairon: "I slayed the warlock of firetop mountain and all I got was this crappy scroll"
mtvcdm: The real treasure was the friends we met along the way.
Kaszoski: You open the chest and there's a piece of paper saying "Your quest is over"
m0nkeyrama: we're rich! in the post credits scene
itsr67: oh no
NightValien28: so this is legend of grimrock
CaptainSpam: All the creatures, that you murdered.
ArcOfTheConclave: The real treasure was the friends we made allong the way!
Questhere: we the warlock now
Field94: The Cycle Continues
itsr67: you DO become the next warlock!
Field94: Light the bonfire
oyleslyck: If you try another FF book, you should try to find a copy of "Creature of Havoc." It is the hardest FF book created due to typos and interpretation of some of the text.
Brok3nGol3m: lrrGREED lrrHERE
coelopteryx: open the chest and there's a lrrBEEJ photo in it
electroswagnetism: but both warlocks and sorcerers don't use spellbooks :(
kerbalized_: lrrHERE lrrHERE
Kaszoski: Well this Warlock used playing cards
itsr67: I would love another one of these
simriel: @arcoftheconclave Necromancers true Treasure is Always the Friends they Made along the way
GoodSirMortimer: I played Citadel of Chaos
oyleslyck: There are a ton of FF books
ricin: you're a warlock, adam... but not adam warlock
Diabore: id love for there to be another one of these streams
SpiffGames: This was great!
Fruan: There's like 50 of these
oyleslyck: like there was a super hero themed one
sslamajama97: HOWL OF THE WEREWOLF
cheetoJack: electroswagnetism maybe this is a pact of the tome warlock that took lots of notes on their patron
sslamajama97: do it
Ryenji: that was fun :)
itsr67: this was fantastic!
NotCainNorAbel: This was super cool! Thank you Adam and Paul. I have to head to bed.
Simbionis: There was a mad max one
voakir: Cheer100 Maze was dumb, stream was dope. Thanks Adam and Paul.
mtvcdm: !patreon
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Kaszoski: He sold his soul to Richard Garfield and Wizard of the Coast for the Power 9
XprotoformX: very cool Adam
kalateth: there are something like 20+ books in the FF
m0nkeyrama: This was so much fun!
Feminine_Desires: Bai bai :D
djalternative: So... Do more of these.
mtvcdm: !discord
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GoodSirMortimer: It had some bullshit, but some of the other ones I've come across lead me to believe it's not unique in that respect
CyanMig: woot! that was cool!
snowcookies: it was fun
Grescheks: thanks for bedtime story Adam!
m0nkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
mtvcdm: !twitter
Diabore: !storm
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Omega_Lairon: Excellent stream. Riveting
itsr67: we diiid it
mtvcdm: !next
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iggyn8us: the other 2 keys were29 and 06
kerbalized_: you did it petr
m0nkeyrama: 100% would be super down for more of these!
Carbonylcookie: That was delightful
ContingentCat: looking forward to next mail time and so many FF books
ArmadilloAL: Apparently, the sequels to this book were #50 and #54 in the series.
TimWinGame: that was a lot of fun
simriel: I stayed awake for an extra 2 hours because of this. superb content
orbitaltuna: next, write a choose your own adventure book with chat! ccolorD
itsr67: that was so nice
Pal_Friendpatine: Yes please. more of these!!!
Sektor88: I enjoyed this
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote book
LRRbot: Quote #640: "*crushes fly* Hah! I read your book, you son of a bitch!" —Cameron [2015-09-02]
snowcookies: Mail Time FF books when yeah
kalateth: wait till you do Death Trap Dungeon...
ArmadilloAL: Forest of Doom was #3.
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Going_Medium: That was fun. Thanks!
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CyanMig: it ould have been more tense without god stats too
Pteraspidomorphi: Appointment with f.e.a.r. is the absolute worst one from my memory
itsr67: @LoadingReadyRun please put this up on the podcast listing, it was great in the background to listen to
iggyn8us: 420 69and 111
m0nkeyrama: Oh dude
CyanMig: man
CyanMig: wed have been unstoppable
m0nkeyrama: That sword seems great
MindWright: This is one of the better ones. I remember several that would not have been as much fun.
Kaszoski: Good sword
Juliamon: itsr67 It will go up! It just won't be this week.
RassilonDND: what about the corpses you could've looted?
itsr67: @Juliamon Thank you!
Lirelent: how did that guy die?
cheetoJack: Part of me really wants to put that dumb lever that's actually a sword trap in my dnd game.
oyleslyck: Adam is doing exactly what I did after playing through a couple times, I would "bookmark" critical choices and see the outcomes
egyptcraze: see what would have happened if youd saved the one guy, and the dwarf!
itsr67: lol the 3 "corpses"
margieargie: What about that guy who was crying for help who you ignored?
electroswagnetism: looks like the corpses are page 205
GoodSirMortimer: @cheetoJack I'm trying to work out how to make it work in mine
orionsrise1: vampire definitely had a key
Sektor88: @cheetoJack Do it! And have it trap whoever pulls it in a giant jar! enigmaLUL
m0nkeyrama: LUL
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at the world of video games. Game: Return of the Obra Dinn) at Tue 02:00 PM PDT (17:42 from now).
Tantusar: Monday is always coming.
matufin0: the first key is in the silent room you would have found right at the start omg
RvLeshrac: ricin: That's a spoiler for the *entire series*!
Martin_FcG: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:13:16.
ContingentCat: Art!
SquirrelEarl: cheer200
Electrodyne: Adam should DM more games, this was good.
Juliamon: Theoretically finishing it!
m0nkeyrama: Three hours of talking sure is a lot
kerbalized_: several more bodies to find
m0nkeyrama: We were all lost with you LUL
oyleslyck: I thought they finished Obra Dinn, or were super close?
snowcookies: More boating
Kramburger: Layers of Fear (Copy)
ContingentCat: so many layers, such an ogre
Frankenfruity: Art Tuesday
e_bloc: 7 layer fear dip
kerbalized_: fear is like an onion....
iggyn8us: art art art art art
Rhynerd: Art!
djalternative: they're like 60% through Obra Dinn