PhoenixMelior: is wheelhouse a bit better? :P
Metric_Furlong: sure
Metric_Furlong: speaking of moving, I should really get on with changing browsers
PhoenixMelior: from what to what?
Metric_Furlong: Vivaldi to Firefox
surfderf: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Kathleen and occasionally a guest smooch their way through the world of dating games.) at Wed 03:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
Metric_Furlong: honestly I've had nothing against vivaldi as a browser, but it's based on chromium and given the various statements coming out of google about that lately...
PhoenixMelior: yeah that is probably the right call
PhoenixMelior: I might have to download firefox on my phone
PhoenixMelior: or maybe my phone will explode before then
ReynardWrecca: !next
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Metric_Furlong: for anyone who doesn't know, tl;dr is that web browser tech made by a company that makes a lot of money through advertisement (and related) is going to have a bit of conflict with various families of add-ons for internet browsers
Metric_Furlong: so yeah, going to have to set-about moving over all the bookmarks and stuff
PhoenixMelior: yeah, it's a whole thing
PhoenixMelior: I just decided I didn't want to get into it and that I'm glad I'm already using firefox
Metric_Furlong: I did used to use firefox many moons ago
Metric_Furlong: then moved on to Opera, because it just worked better at that point
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
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Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, convenient
QuantumTwitch: !next
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drfox17: It's time to kiss people!
tehlordofelves: GET HYPE!
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrKATHLEEN lrrSIGNAL
drfox17: You know what I would like to see on this stream? Remember Me. It's an older game, but I think i'd like to see them play it
MalakiGallant: Been looking forward to this!
tehlordofelves: I played that once @drfox17
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Now Kiss returns with another installment of Roommates with Kathleen and Matt! | ||
tehlordofelves: I enjoyed it
kassy_13: yesssss
LathosTiran: its the first PRIDE month now kiss
toomanybears: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Kathleen and occasionally a guest smooch their way through the world of dating games.) at Wed 03:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
Rhynerd: Greetings!
TehAmelie: the quest for chaos lesbians continues
MalakiGallant: So out of curiosity, how many people in here have played Roommates before?
accountmadeforants: drfox17 Did Remember Me have much kissing in it? (My only point of contact with it are its initial trailers and its rad soundtrack.)
mtvcdm: #Teamchaos
mtvcdm: Remember Me had zero romance subplot.
KV1NN4: My head canon is this is being sung by the male character you can play and it makes it immediately less listenable. :|
drfox17: @accountmadeforants I think there was kissing in the endings?
TehAmelie: i vaguely remember Remember Me having some forced, badly animated intimacy of some sort
Rhynerd: I don’t think Remember Me had a single kiss.
mtvcdm: Alex played two streams way way back in the day of Remember Me and then moved on to the next game.
drfox17: This show has an intro!? I've never been this early!
offbeatwitch: greet
TehAmelie: hello!
Ukon_vasara: same, i honestly thought i was getting an ad for Tinder?
petrik_coffy: wooloo!
Ukon_vasara: quality intro bloobyGood
kassy_13: evening fam!
accountmadeforants: drfox17 That sounds like an awful lot of build-up, but I suppose it's par for the course for some of the games here. :D
LathosTiran: ack caps, sorry
MalakiGallant: This game is a sitcom about college kids.
Earthenone: pride201 LesbianPride Chaos
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kassy_13: your RA lives with you in uk college dorms
kassy_13: remember: my RA hated me
Crowbar_Is_Ready: not to mention he already has inbuilt boundry problems...
GreenMittenz: The best option is straight so the only good option left is chaos lesbian
KV1NN4: wait Dominic is romancable?! I... wat NO
julioneko: omg that orcus mini in the back its super cool
ZelaFlow: cheer200
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LathosTiran: we coated him in mayo!
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accountmadeforants: Rakesh doesn't seem super into romance (or us) anyway. Unlike chaos lesbian.
offbeatwitch: sexy to someone
Rhynerd: Rakesh is a pal.
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wildpeaks: that paints a vivid picture
kassy_13: i wondered about the gay dating options for the male mc and i figured it would be rakesh. it is.
Pteraspidomorphi: Me!
TehAmelie: aioli hole is the name of my restaurant
kassy_13: dominic feels like he's painfully straight
kassy_13: i was not surprised
ZelaFlow: PrideWingL LesbianPride PrideWingR PrideLesbian
MalakiGallant: @accountmadeforants Rakesh is too distracted to show attraction. He's as interested as any of the others if you can grab his attention.
offbeatwitch: don't spice your bits
wildpeaks: or do, we don't judge
Dared00: aw shoot, I'm late
TehAmelie: was that some kind of world record in segue?
kassy_13: both of those saves had different time slots
kassy_13: but yay we did great
Pteraspidomorphi: :(
Brooklynnb545: IM READY FOR THE KISSING TO BEGIN vohiyo50
Gascitygaming: !next
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wildpeaks: 2real
accountmadeforants: @MalakiGallant Oh, that actually sounds nice! Guess they haven't really caught his interest this playthrough.
accountmadeforants: :o Invite someone!
wildpeaks: oh my, who to choose
offbeatwitch: I may be giving this game far too much credit but maybe the idea is that you should choose what Anne the goody two shoes would and it turns out better because isabelle does better in her exam??
TehAmelie: i was never any good at homework, and i never learned it either. you'd think they could have had classes for that
accountmadeforants: Ooooh boy, Isabella is going to leave such a bad impression.
offbeatwitch: big mood!!!
LathosTiran: "hey my parents are offering to cook a large meal, would you like to come for it? there will be plates of cookies."
Rhynerd: lrrAWW
josh___something: Hello friends, gonna catch the VOD bc school
LathosTiran: @josh___something <3
josh___something: benginHeart
Booklegend: From one new year dude to another I know that struggle all to well
offbeatwitch: because she loves animals
TehAmelie: my 12th year project i was told i was supposed to use everything i'd learned to figure out for myself what i could get done in a year and how to plan it and get it done and everything, i was just "couldn't you have told us that 12 years ago to prepare us?"
MalakiGallant: @offbeatwitch Exactly! Much to her detriment :)
Earthenone: eww no
GreenMittenz: maybe she cant go with you because she isnt a dating option?
MalakiGallant: But Sally was coming home with a Puppy when you left. That happened regardless of your help...
offbeatwitch: sally is very straight
accountmadeforants: HA
Earthenone: lol
offbeatwitch: ONE BUTTON
mtvcdm: NO. SCOPE.
NightValien28: YES
Ukon_vasara: the illusion of choice :D
MalakiGallant: This is what happens when you're not friends with anyone else
accountmadeforants: This was some "the only way to lose is not to play", I guess
offbeatwitch: Cute Girl
LathosTiran: hot....this! <art>
Earthenone: she likes getting drunk and drawing on herself?
kassy_13: i feel like isabella likes ao3
tehlordofelves: nothing wrong with AO3
Reecer6: Does she just assume what happens in books from the fanfiction about it?
kassy_13: i feel like she likes, trek fic
kassy_13: i literally write there lol it's totally fine
LathosTiran: i dropped an AO3 refrence on my D&D group, got one of our members.
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offbeatwitch: Spicy!
MalakiGallant: Cool. Thanks.
mtvcdm: No problem.
kassy_13: one of my students reads agents of shield fanfic in not her first language and she's so cute, i love it
sivakrytos: no, isabella and chad are not ok
offbeatwitch: rapid whiplash
kassy_13: have isabella and chad /ever/ been ok?
AwkwardBirb: "Chad's being a Chad again."\
tehlordofelves: got dangit Gideon, stop being such a Chad
MalakiGallant: Isabella is -way- more manipulative than she maybe acknowledges to herself.
wildpeaks: :D
kassy_13: they'll get the RIGHT idea
mtvcdm: Who said anything about the *wrong* idea?
offbeatwitch: wistfulness
kitchenlynx: hey Kathleen and Matt what you'll playing
kassy_13: can concur
Pteraspidomorphi: Medium towns are best
margieargie: You grew up in Cheers?
kassy_13: i live in a tiny island so
GreenMittenz: I live in a small town but its also a college town so...
mtvcdm: Small towns are claustrophobic.
accountmadeforants: Even if it wasn't as specific, planning to spend the holiday with her boyfriend seems like a reasonable expectation.
wildpeaks: depends on the small town, it's quite relaxing
offbeatwitch: oh god tell me about i
margieargie: (I wasn't even from a -town- I was way out in the country, there was -nothing-)
kassy_13: it's relaxing here too
offbeatwitch: I study in brighton
offbeatwitch: you can smell weed around the uni like 70% of the time
offbeatwitch: or just around the town
kassy_13: i think that's just english unis tho
offbeatwitch: probably
kitchenlynx: I live in a small isolated place filled with hateful religious zealots.
kassy_13: you could smell it around mine too
Pteraspidomorphi: Almost went there last month offbeatwitch, for work, but then I quit my job instead
accountmadeforants: Dang, these parents sound cool
Pteraspidomorphi: Pretty much
kassy_13: with that v i e w
sivakrytos: that's not a small town house
MalakiGallant: So many feels about the background art in this game.
kassy_13: "fancy", it IS
offbeatwitch: it is a literal palace
kassy_13: ewwww
Earthenone: this dosent look like a "small town extra bedroom"
kassy_13: we're not unsuspecting
accountmadeforants gives the WHOLE chance
Pteraspidomorphi: She'll do it if you give her a chance... And the relationship meter is at 100%
kassy_13: we're trying so hard @Pteraspidomorphi ;)
Pteraspidomorphi: It's hard work but it's moving in the right direction
kassy_13: good ^^
accountmadeforants: Okay, this is real cute
kassy_13: f l i r t i n g
offbeatwitch: tickle fight!!!
Skajetolaf: You should go for the nuclear option obv
wildpeaks: never had it to begin with :/
kassy_13: i don't know if i laugh bc it's been a long time, but i'm really squirmy/squeamish for being tickled
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm still very ticklish
sivakrytos: no
Rhynerd: I don’t know if I’m still as ticklish as I was as a kid.
wildpeaks: welp, I must be a skeleton then :D
kassy_13: no
margieargie: Probably part of just senses dulling a bit in general as you get older.
AwkwardBirb: LoadingReadyTickle?
NightValien28: if you tickle ben he will giggle forever
starlitdiscord: "something"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Boundaries are a thing.
cheetoJack: I'd probably feel an HR complaint
Reecer6: They may feel alive, but I'm not sure you will.
kassy_13: you might get punched or flailed at :(
AtomicAlchemical: They'll feel like taking a trip to HR
kassy_13: this sounds like a LRL segment
Dread_Pirate_Westley: But, if you must, make sure there's a Loading Time.
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NightValien28: do you feel alive? *poke*
cheetoJack: Sounds like a TTSF/LRL crossover
accountmadeforants: We do touching-by-contraption
Amazonian: Did I walk in on a lesbian romance that can be summed up as "and oh my god they were roommates!"
LathosTiran: roundabout dildo poking.......hmmmmm
starlitdiscord: so... lrl?
kassy_13: @Amazonian we're trying so hard
AwkwardBirb: Do it?
Dared00: Remember to patent the Tickle Stick
Pteraspidomorphi: One of those super weird LRL segments you guys have been doing at the very end
Amazonian: @kassy_13 Nice. NICE
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BlindProphet32: amazonNo amazonIce
Rhynerd: I suppose it all depends on how many consenting members you can obtain.
Amazonian: Oh no, she thinks we want to be friends, not girlfriends. ABANDON SHIP
offbeatwitch: KIS
kassy_13: @Amazonian apparently she does until you 100% her, but she's open to it
MalakiGallant: @Amazonian Anne is the problem here, not Isabella...
starlitdiscord: kiss kiss kiss
Skajetolaf: Yeeez
Ukon_vasara: Isabella did mentions she likes to be faithful, the boyfriend will be an issue until then
offbeatwitch: yell IM GAY at her
AwkwardBirb: "Uh. Uh. I LOVE YOU *fluster*"
accountmadeforants: Amazonian She's also currently in a relationship, so it's a bit more difficult.
offbeatwitch: you missed a word there kathleen
Amazonian: I like @offbeatwitch's approach
MalakiGallant: @Ukon_vasara You are very correct.
Earthenone: yay a cute scene did not give us a -5
GreenMittenz: I think this might be the cementing we are interested in her so maybe dialogue will be more into her.
offbeatwitch: is it just me that heard kathleen say "how do we communicate we're in her"
kitchenlynx: does it bother anyone else that the background was bright and sunny when it mentions sleeping
Amazonian: we're trying to be home wreckers oh no @accountmadeforants
AwkwardBirb: Are we sure anime parents exist?
AtomicAlchemical: No art budget for parents...
accountmadeforants: Eh, feels like it's only a matter of time anyway @Amazonian
Mattmitchell45: Dare I say a.....Paul F Tompkins Best Week Ever
Pteraspidomorphi: "the few sights (...)"
kassy_13: to see the few sights there are
Earthenone: her boyfriend is named "Chad" should tell you all you need to know
Amazonian: it's a visual novel with no visuals
Amazonian: so... a novel
kassy_13: ^ yes
TehAmelie: or just make it a text game and put the effort into the writing
Amazonian: can we not date Chad AND Isabella?
kassy_13: @Amazonian you don't wanna torture us with chad, he's awful
kassy_13: @Amazonian isabella has bad taste in men
Amazonian: I'm thirsty, let me date all the fictional people
accountmadeforants: I think they might've overextended a bit in terms of options. So there's all this story they want to tell, but nowhere near enough budget.
Wacketay3: and they were roomates
Amazonian: and they were roommates
TehAmelie: i'll even take a bare-bones slide show game if the writing IS good. viz. Butterfly Soup
starlitdiscord: roll in bed is a great activity
kassy_13: this is new
accountmadeforants: Hey, new background?
kassy_13: hi uniform girl
DK_84: Murder mystery girl
Amazonian: dan we DATE THE PROFESSOR?
GreenMittenz: Oh we are getting to some of the worst characters in this game. The professors are the absolute worst.
Earthenone: ahh. the villan
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Lol
AwkwardBirb: This professor totally doesn't look evil :T
MalakiGallant: In any hypothetical sequel to this game, the mystery of the random school uniforms will need to be resolved.
kassy_13: @Amazonian definitely not lol
Dared00: oh. it's HIM.
Reecer6: i mean, i dunno, high schools don't have lecture halls like this
Amazonian: goddamn it
MalakiGallant: @Earthenone HAHAHA
accountmadeforants: Not just Murder Mystery Girl, but also Art Store Girl!
Reecer6: and max is clearly not wearing a uniform
Ukon_vasara: can the professor teach us alchemy
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: That is extremely a real world person sprite
Amazonian: hello mister doctor professor
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AwkwardBirb: He's got mini Silvana's eyebrows.
sacrenos: You understand my power....
NightValien28: they poop a lot
NightValien28: like a shit ton of poop
starlitdiscord: they wiggle!
sacrenos: underestimate.... I am tired :(
TehAmelie: 6 months is when they can begin to form memories usually, so, close
mtvcdm: "advanced"
Reecer6: the forbidden pedagogy
wildpeaks: oh my
Amazonian: extra credit ;)
offbeatwitch: [Strips naked in spanish]
injectilio: or they can fuck with him KappaPride
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MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Hm, creepy
laozi3: Day one teaching a class-establish your absolute control
Twilight_Spark: Wow that's suggestive.
accountmadeforants: yikes yikes yikes
Dared00: yikes-a-roni
AwkwardBirb: that'll be a yikes from me professor
starlitdiscord: only one?
mtvcdm: Tenured = 'Okay, class, time for impromptu dodgeball!'
Alness49: Not predatory at all. Nope.
MalakiGallant: Play it!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: This asshole is not worth putting extra effort!
GreenMittenz: dont wanna spoil but very good choice to skip it.
MalakiGallant: @GreenMittenz Why so?
arcanist1740: did we catch what kind of class this was? or just generic "college class?"
kassy_13: yikes :(
Amazonian: We're studying studying
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: At college, I majored in College?
Reecer6: i think this professor just teaches all of our courses
kassy_13: i can infer the worst from a statement like that @GreenMittenz
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I think that is definitely the only professor sprite, so yeah :p
Amazonian: Mister Doctor Professor Esq. teaches Professorship
kassy_13: @arcanist1740 generic
Swamplor: If this is the first day of class add/drop should still be possible, right? Cuz this prof is all red flags all the time
MalakiGallant: @GreenMittenz You don't have to be with Max in that that event.
arcanist1740: ah, all purpose "college classwork"
starlitdiscord: awww
GreenMittenz: its not to do with max its just in general.
offbeatwitch: we're having gay thoughts aren't we
Earthenone: add drop may not be an option since she said it was a continuation of last quarters class
Juliamon: Yay Carmen!
MalakiGallant: @GreenMittenz I like that plotline, overall.
kassy_13: yay carmen, she's cute!
TehAmelie: i love Izzy but her work outfit just screams "millionaire supermodel thinking that electing to work a low status job makes her understand how poor people live"
accountmadeforants: Yeah, how do you know other people's grades?
Pteraspidomorphi: In anime high schools they usually do :P
TheMoatman: Some profs did
arcanist1740: yeah that's a bit of a no-no in the states
TheMoatman: But now it's illegal in a lot of places
sacrenos: ow yea most of our profs did that
MalakiGallant: @accountmadeforants Tasque is 100% the type to call out the best and worst performers in his class.
NightValien28: I remember seeing that on the tom hanks movie where he is a doctor
arcanist1740: if Anne was sharing that'd be one thing
Reecer6: They do? That's anathema in American schooling!
accountmadeforants: At my university we had statistics, but no public grades for individual people
aeolous16: anime high schools, American schools or universities usually would not post everyone's grades. Certainly not with names attached
Twilight_Spark: It's illegal to release grades to anyone except the given student or instructional staff in the US.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I'm just gonna assume somebody asked MC after class and she was too flustered to say she didn't want to tell
accountmadeforants: @MalakiGallant That makes sense, yeah. (Wouldn't be allowed where I live, though.)
starlitdiscord: i mean i believe that they do in japanese schools even if anime might be exaggerating
offbeatwitch: is isabella getting jealous
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Savescum
arcanist1740: these binary choices are a bit much
MalakiGallant: @accountmadeforants This game is a lot less realistic and serious than its being taken.
Robot_Bones: Some people enjoy the picking
accountmadeforants: The only way to win is not to play!
laozi3: reload and skip the event?
fragilepaper: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Kathleen is a noble friend after all :p
wildpeaks: metagame intensifies
MalakiGallant: Isabella wants to see that Anne is growing some backbone.
kassy_13: she liked it! maybe???
accountmadeforants: @MalakiGallant Eh, it makes it much more entertaining.
starlitdiscord: nice
kassy_13: she liked it!!!!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: YAY
offbeatwitch: we did it
ghostvalv: noice
Juliamon: She likes 'em feisty
AwkwardBirb: We got there
kassy_13: feisty
Amazonian: So close!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Hey look, Carmen's buttons are decorative
accountmadeforants: Now I'm curious how Isabella will respond to teasing Carmen? Will she be angry for her sake?
offbeatwitch: a delicate flower
MalakiGallant: Isabella doesn't want someone who's just going to take her barbs, she wants someone who can give back.
tehlordofelves: if my friends and I can't tease each other, we aren't truly friends
Amazonian: Boundaries are important!
AwkwardBirb: I feel like when these events flash up, it feels like a breaking news flash
Amazonian: Screw off Rakesh, we got a lady to impress
offbeatwitch: ooh I wanna watch art films with rakesh
accountmadeforants: C'mon guys, literally every room seems to have a TV!
starlitdiscord: oh! this guy is cute
laozi3: Wonder what Isabella likes for movies
Earthenone: lrrHAM
Amazonian: ham! ham! ham! ham! ham! ham!
offbeatwitch: Ham Hour
TehAmelie: lrrHAM
Ukon_vasara: lrrHAM
offbeatwitch: lrrHAM
starlitdiscord: ham!
angryoptimist: lrrHAM
accountmadeforants: #relatable
Skajetolaf: Kathleen is going HAM
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Dared00: HAM
Amazonian: lrrHAM lrrHAM
offbeatwitch: PHRASING!
AwkwardBirb: please don't beat meat
AtomicAlchemical: HAM
LathosTiran: this is why we have this lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
ghostvalv: oh no
sacrenos: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
margieargie: Kathleen, please!
tehlordofelves: you guys are NOT middle-aged
kassy_13: mukbangs are banned!
DK_84: this kills the Matt
Ukon_vasara: theres a lrrHAM emote for a reason
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sliced? How scandalous!
TehAmelie: i have no ham. only veggie salad for dinner. it's healthy but oh so sad
wildpeaks: so decadent
accountmadeforants: Now ask Ben to choose his character!
Earthenone: such prepwork!
TehAmelie vicariously hams
AwkwardBirb: Teasers while we play a game with teasing
TehAmelie: living? porkariously
TehAmelie: ?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: This game has a bad case of needing third choices
accountmadeforants: We wanted to know what Isabella likes to watch/read, right?
ghostvalv: nice the soaps
MalakiGallant: I'm pretty sure Rakesh's movie is Rowdy Rathore
kassy_13: she absolutely likes telenovelas
starlitdiscord: why not both?
Pteraspidomorphi: Uhh.
margieargie: Awww, I want to watch both of these!
Fluffy776: For sure a moment where you go watch the movie with her in your room
NexVesica: Cut both in half, then put one half of each in the DVD player
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Sooner or later one of these games is gonna impress me by having the not-chosen character accuse you of just siding with your crush
PaperDoopliss: Pictured above: Definitely a sultry look
starlitdiscord: rakesh looks unimpressed
kassy_13: whyyyy
AwkwardBirb: @NexVesica "The man who killed your father is bzzt WELCOME TO THE COOKING CHANNEL!"
kassy_13: subtitles are important
offbeatwitch: spanish soap operas!
Pteraspidomorphi: Good description
accountmadeforants: Sounds like my kinda show
Amazonian: Is Isabella supposed to be Latina? Or does she just love spanish soaps?
kassy_13: spanish & filipino soaps are ott
MalakiGallant: @Amazonian She's latina
kassy_13: @Amazonian she's latina for sure
Pteraspidomorphi: She does have a spanish or italian sounding name
kassy_13: and keeps complaining about how bad mexican food is in small towns
LathosTiran: engaging
Earthenone: i assume she is mexican since she judged the quality of mexican food over the holiday
Pteraspidomorphi: I'd forgotten
AtomicAlchemical: Isn't that basically a British soap?
kassy_13: dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN-duuuun dun-dun-dun-dun-da-da-da-da-dun-dunnn-dunnnn
accountmadeforants: We're approaching critical relationship-bar! TakeNRG
kassy_13: yessss
LathosTiran: remember the stat goals are just for spring break, the finale might need more. dont know for sure but its mentioned on the stat page
MalakiGallant: I'm really happy someone pointed out the stats before they got too far. The simulation parts of this game are way tighter than they need to be.
offbeatwitch: herewego.jpg
Earthenone: at least you choose a "simulation dificulty" so you can make it easier
accountmadeforants: Oh hey, more new art!
AwkwardBirb: She has no time for our shit.
KV1NN4: I like this art!
starlitdiscord: why do these professors all have lab coats
Crowbar_Is_Ready: does anybody in chat know the numbers they'll need for the second half?
kassy_13: anatomy! they named it!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Holy crap! There IS a second professor sprite!
offbeatwitch: anne is very goody two shoes
MalakiGallant: Exactly -one- other professor...
starlitdiscord: oh this one is cute too!
Qooroo: Oh shit it's the butler.
kassy_13: butler???
Plasterboard: professor lab coats >> chalk dust & eraser board leavings
Reecer6: We now know there are at least two professors employed here.
KV1NN4: Butch?!? XD
offbeatwitch: omg
AwkwardBirb: anyone able to tell me what's with spiral glasses in anime?
Pteraspidomorphi: It's Butler
Earthenone: i thought those glasses were part of his butler costume
laozi3: the height difference between the students and the profs also suggests high school
NimrodXIV: Rude
Reecer6: wow this professor sucks
Juliamon: Wow fuck you prof
kassy_13: why would you name your son "butch"???
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Farts to you, lady
arcanist1740: ick
kassy_13: that's sooo rude too
mtvcdm: Ew.
MalakiGallant: @kassy_13 Because it leads to super amusing things like this?
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
KV1NN4: oh no
drfox17: please tell me she doesn't have the strip
kassy_13: ugh
mtvcdm: Oh no
offbeatwitch: anatomy time
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Oh dear
ghostvalv: plz no
Dared00: NOOOO
fragilepaper: Uhhhhhh
thundershot879: NOPE
starlitdiscord: hmm
accountmadeforants: Yo this professor SUCKS
laozi3: oh god it's class run by ben shapiro
Juliamon: I reiterate, FUCK YOU PROF
kassy_13: it's an anatomy lecture
KV1NN4: oh nooooo
Pteraspidomorphi: I like her evil smirk
Reecer6: okay so we're SUPPOSED to hate this woman
mtvcdm: Cease, desist, make professor stop
AwkwardBirb: ABANDON SHIP!
Dared00: no no no no
offbeatwitch: thats a word
Reecer6: she was introduced to be Villain Professor
NimrodXIV: no no no no
Pteraspidomorphi: She's basically Snape
KV1NN4: Oh my god
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: *dialogue replaced with fart noises*
kassy_13: villain for sure
wildpeaks: welp
cheetoJack mashes the eject button
accountmadeforants: DansGame
ulexarX: Oof
Qooroo: Yikes.
starlitdiscord: hmmmmmm
kassy_13: they kept them up for the whole hour?!
AtomicAlchemical: She definitely has tenure...
Earthenone: note to self, never raise my hand
laozi3: "most of the hour" holy moly
margieargie: Don't worry, Anne, it wasn't.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Traits of human from very old times, of course, were not caused by evolution
Dared00: oofa doofa, what is this class
kassy_13: hey mc can you call him terrence
sacrenos: Like, teaching sexual dimorphism is useful, but this is NOT the way....
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: They were caused by
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: IDK
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Soup
kassy_13: he has explicitly asked to be referred to as terrencer
Earthenone: hell no
mtvcdm: ACK
Juliamon: Big nope
NimrodXIV: Nope
KV1NN4: this is an outdated elsson
starlitdiscord: nope nope nope nope
thundershot879: nope
Qooroo: Hard no to Professor TwitterBro.
MalakiGallant: (Professor Merriweather is named after a gnome!)
wildpeaks: all the nope
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: This woman has no concept of professional conduct around students
kassy_13: well that was positive
KV1NN4: She's got good art, buuut the writing lets her down on a lot of levels byebye Merriweather
Zappeljakob: then maybe don't treat the nice student like a piece of meat?
KV1NN4: (her class is canceled)
laozi3: "you did a great job standing there and letting me point at you"
mtvcdm: Can we switch classes IMMEDIATELY
arcanist1740: that's a class to drop
Qooroo: Wait that's the reading list.
starlitdiscord: please drop this class
laozi3: C O L L E G E C L A S S
kassy_13: @Amazonian it's chad
drfox17: oh Chad
accountmadeforants: What is this professor even supposed to teach, anyway?
wildpeaks: wow this picture
offbeatwitch: I love how stupid his face looks,
Qooroo: How have I not noticed his horrifying grin before what.
offbeatwitch: boy
kassy_13: he's /huge/
offbeatwitch: THICC
AwkwardBirb: Chad's a Chad
starlitdiscord: thicccccc
ghostvalv: Big McLargeHuge
fragilepaper: T H I C C
laozi3: Slab Beefmeat!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yeah that guy has a design that screams drunken boundary violation. Yikes.
accountmadeforants: Chad Thunderthighs McSORDnose
Qooroo: Aw yeah let's wreck some homes.
Earthenone: we can always roll back if the event is not good
kassy_13: would be lovely if she were wearing different art, game
kassy_13: kinda
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kassy_13: thanks gamr
kassy_13: game acknowledged it
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
accountmadeforants: Sally's so good. If only she was an option.
Pteraspidomorphi: I was thinking that
NightValien28: she must be DIO
Earthenone: we are taking a class on what chad has that you dont, aperentluy
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MunchlaxRegretsNothing: The nose like a Jojo
margieargie: What -would- Chad's stand be?
offbeatwitch: A U R A S
offbeatwitch: sally is just a young lorna schlitzwhistle
PaperDoopliss: Nah, just Areses in general
offbeatwitch: Align The Chakras
MalakiGallant: So, this game was a side-project done on the cheap with an unproven writer.
drfox17: I do that sometimes. Yeah, it creates bad repitition
cheetoJack: I've just been listening to this and I thought that Kathleen added the "His aura is all wrong" bit in because she was doing the Lorna voice
laozi3: wait for her to start talking about cleansing bee auras
margieargie: I love SO much that Kathleen picked the near-Lorna voice for her even before she got properly introduced)
kassy_13: stream can you please stop going down for me
Skajetolaf: Well I think this game would profit from some Kathleen editing
offbeatwitch: the beecadian rhythms are off
Qooroo: I'm a fan of Sally-as-wingman.
kassy_13: i love sally
starlitdiscord: sally seems like a wonderful wingman
laozi3: Sally is really awesome
accountmadeforants: Oh dang, Sally's such a good friend
offbeatwitch: LEWD
kassy_13: sally is the best wingwoman
Juliamon: Beyond Meat isn't actually tofu
sacrenos: OW NO.
accountmadeforants: Okay that's maybe not a nice idea
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Wait is Sally gonna fake lesbians you
AwkwardBirb: or in a visual novel
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: YES yesy she is
NightValien28: yup
laozi3: Sally has some unresolved feelings to work out
starlitdiscord: i mean i guess thats one way to show isabella youre gay?
kassy_13: this is the kind of fake dating trope that ends up in them both dating in fanfic
NightValien28: fake lesbian straight into a wedding
offbeatwitch: sometimes it puts that indicator at the front
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @starlitdiscord Actually that is kinda a good point
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Isabella has been a bit thick about noticing you're into girls
offbeatwitch: are we SURE sally is purely straight
MalakiGallant: @MunchlaxRegretsNothing Actually, Anne is the one who's thick here.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: She has done this before!
margieargie: @offbeatwitch I was thinking the same thing...
offbeatwitch: true that
Zappeljakob: Mission Success, I guess
MalakiGallant: @offbeatwitch Sally knows she's straight.
laozi3: "haha let's flirt it'll be a hilarious prank"
offbeatwitch: insert joke about crystal dildos here?
accountmadeforants: Sally goes to university, still
offbeatwitch: also yeah. fair enoug
mister_e_s: how's the game?
offbeatwitch: sally is Confident in her sexuality
Earthenone: game good
Earthenone: :)
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Also I guess she might be a performing arts student. We don't know what, like, anybody studies except us right?
Juliamon: We know Rakesh is an art student, but other than that yeah
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: But she seems like a creative/dramatic arts type
MalakiGallant: @offbeatwitch It's why my head canon is Sally/Max Anne/Isabella
offbeatwitch: The Machine
AtomicAlchemical: "Just... uh... studying Anatomy!"
Dared00: T H E M A C H I N E
Fluffy776: the Machine
Ukon_vasara: the Machine lrrBEEEJ
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @Juliamon Oh yeah Rakesh, okay so we know one!
starlitdiscord: Bring... THE M A C H I N E!
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeeessss
Pteraspidomorphi: The kids treat me well.
offbeatwitch: its quite basic
MalakiGallant: This was created by a native spanish speaker.
Bubasti_BR: I do, but I'm Brazilian.
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm having fun here.
arcanist1740: I've forgotten a lot of spanish, but it looks a bit off
offbeatwitch: doesn't neccesarily mean its google translate tho
Reecer6: Probably, so you could figure it out.
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes, I'm working hard here in my studies.
MalakiGallant: Yeah, I don't speak spanish, but the person who gave this translation is a native speaker.
Pteraspidomorphi: They have a Master's program here.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: SOmethig something teachers
Bubasti_BR: Pteras rtranslations are pretty spot on.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Ahh
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Is she secretly good this shit? Or just pretending :p
AwkwardBirb: yeah google translated briefly, Ptera is close to what I got, so they've probably got the right translation.
arcanist1740: hmm, the "van" for "are going" looked not right, but yeah, most of those skills have left my head
Bubasti_BR: Yes, my diploma will serve there.
AwkwardBirb: Ptera has the right translation*
Bubasti_BR: Love you yoo
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Ooh that's a bit of a drop
Pteraspidomorphi: I love you too, take care :)
starlitdiscord: i mean its probably that simple so you don't have to go to google translate to get the general gist of it?
Bubasti_BR: Surprise bi!
Reecer6: I don't think I've seen the capital E in this font. I don't like it. It's just a backwards 3.
wildpeaks: no such thing as "too lacy"
offbeatwitch: this is getting spicy
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: It can be both
jinaday: !next
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MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Okay fine Anne IS the thick one
starlitdiscord: !!!!
Reecer6: I've got hot font opinions all the time.
laozi3: !
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: "Also my boyfriend sucks"
CommiePuddin: Whatcha man got to do with me?
The_Cakemeister: Has Isabella still got superglue in her hair?
offbeatwitch: anime hair
MalakiGallant: I don't know if this scene is necessary. On the other hand, the crowd that initially was buying Winter Wolf games wasn't the most... illuminated.
margieargie: BisexualPride PansexualPride
starlitdiscord: anne please
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: HURRAY
kassy_13: paaaan
accountmadeforants: Nice!
Juliamon: "The one gay kid"
Earthenone: PansexualPride
Dared00: PansexualPride
laozi3: this game out of nowhere with the decent representation
Azsedcf: !next
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wildpeaks: aww
NightValien28: PrideSaba PrideHi
tehlordofelves: I dated a fashion major in college, some of them don't even have fashion sense
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kassy_13: like "you're sure?"
Reecer6: Those are good pants!
Edgarware: yeaaaaah zip-offs!
starlitdiscord: those are comfy! but they don't look great...
tehlordofelves: I miss zip-offs
Crowbar_Is_Ready: lol i wear cargo pants to this day XD
viridimayai: Are you me?
offbeatwitch: you have no obligation to "look gay" tho
laozi3: you can pry my zip-offs from my cold dead hands
ZelaFlow: The community I grew up in was very against gay people. So its funny that at least one third of my graduating class came out in one way or another before the end of High School
The_Cakemeister: I was blatantly ace in school, but nobody knew what it was at the time, including me.
offbeatwitch: no obligation. but feel free to dress as camp as you want
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kassy_13: same @The_Cakemeister
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I lived on cargo pants when I was a teenager
offbeatwitch: Just Gay
Dared00: I'm gonna defend cargo pants til the day i die
AtomicAlchemical: One of my favorite things about Welcome to Nightvale is the running joke that both Cecil and Carlos have *terrible* fashion sense
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Mysteriously this was not taken as a sign AGAINST me being queer :p
kassy_13: i am the epitome of aromantic
Juliamon: The one open friend I had was not 'fabulous' at all. Like, literally the only time he did anything flamboyant was the local anime con where we both bought glittery devil horns.
AwkwardBirb: Someday we'll be a society where you can openly cosplay and then nobody will care what you look like
Pteraspidomorphi: No one I told had the foggiest idea (so far)
Crowbar_Is_Ready: @Dared00 i will defend that hill with you!
AwkwardBirb: maybe...
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: (<-cisfem)
Reecer6: eh
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Okay that's SLIGHTLY inaccurate, but whatever
ieva_art: hm that explanation's a bit.....
Reecer6: a bit reductive
kassy_13: not...the best definition of pan
offbeatwitch: Oh.jpg
laozi3: that's contentious
Juliamon: Why can't we ask both??
accountmadeforants: Wait, actual questions?
kassy_13: people don't always care about genitals
Dared00: well... it could've been worse, but... ehhhh
Earthenone: first option seems a little insensitive?
The_Cakemeister: I think I'm demiromantic? But it's hard to say.
MalakiGallant: @kassy_13 It isn't, but it's also from a super casual person making an off-the-cuff version.
offbeatwitch: like "in this essay I will"
MalakiGallant: *remark
starlitdiscord: yeah first option doesn't seem... good...
Knightclasse: She's a college freshman in 2006 though.
TheMoatman: Now here's this sixty page academic paper in the middle of your video game
offbeatwitch: pan is just "I like humans" yeah
kassy_13: 2006 tho? pretty good going
offbeatwitch: but bi/pan is fuzzy
Reecer6: my tl;dr: there is no concrete definition, it's basically whatever the specific person feels it means
TehAmelie: no one can agree what the difference is. i heard today some people think bisexuality is being attracted to different genders in "different ways" and pan is not
kassy_13: nope!
laozi3: no?
arcanist1740: yeah I've understood it as a personal label
banachspacebar: well, "bi" can mean "people like me" and "people not like me"
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yeah no, bi refers to "both like and not like"
ieva_art: most modern by ppl understand it as 'liking SAME and OTHER genders'
AwkwardBirb: I mean pan is All, from what I remember of etymology
kassy_13: bisexual is more than one gender/your gender + 1 or more
kassy_13: pansexual is you like people regardless of gender
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yeah, because it is a counterpoint to hetero and homo, not male and female
laozi3: thank you matt!
arcanist1740: yeah, a person might settle on the one the feels best
Dared00: I just like the pan colors more than bi
ieva_art: sometimes pan ppl imply bi ppl's sexuality means they wouldnt date trans ppl, which is not true
LathosTiran: labels are shortcuts, they are not always accurate. talk with those around you before assuming you understand
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: So more power to people who are pan, but bi doesn't imply a gender binary
ieva_art: so the 'genitails' comment is kinda eh
The_Cakemeister: I've always equated pan as basically like ace, but opposite.
jinaday: I wonder if there is a designation for someone that is attacted to femininty or masclinity but not the "gender"
NightValien28: well said matt
kassy_13: asexuality is an AMAZING spectrum
offbeatwitch: SAME
ZelaFlow: Yes, bi means, in a way, not attracted to trans people and non-binary people
starlitdiscord: asexuality is huge and personally somewhat intimidating o.o
kassy_13: kathleen, gender is less important to pan people than bi
ieva_art: 'same and other genders' sure implies trans and nb people
The_Cakemeister: Ace spectrum is way too big.
laozi3: @zelaflow that is not accurate
ieva_art: anyone who says otherwise is being shitty
kassy_13: @ZelaFlow not at all
LathosTiran: Bi leans towards strong male and strong female, pan loops in intersex and nonbianarey/nonconforming
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @ieva_art YES that
LathosTiran: word wise
Reecer6: zela as a bi person that is so not true
MalakiGallant: If that comments drive people to learn more about their Bi/Pan friends, it's a decent enough thing.
kassy_13: offensive poly
GreenMittenz: I often tell people that I am bi just cause I don't feel like explaining pan to them.
Pteraspidomorphi: ZelaFlow: Then wouldn't you not know until you are affirmatively attracted to someone trans, if ever? If it never happens, how can you tell?
arcanist1740: yeah, unlike anatomy professor, when someone self-identifies with a name or label, go with it
MalakiGallant: Top option is a dumb option.
kassy_13: the top is insinuating bi people sleep around
MalakiGallant: It was put in because a scene needs a choice.
ZelaFlow: @Pteraspidomorphi I've had people have crises and new coming out after they start to like me.
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starlitdiscord: yay for positive dating experiences :D
kassy_13: interesting we're getting this scene AFTER sally explicitly told us we liked isabella and we literally pretended to be on a date with her
kassy_13: it was otherwise very wholesome
kassy_13: (sally's job)
wildpeaks: wasn't the first response merely asking about her existing relationship given she mentioned she only stays with one person at a time (hence why it's surprising she'd be into someone else) ?
MalakiGallant: Keep building your stats!
ieva_art: this should be like a difficulty you need the hand-holdy simple explanations of every sexuality? then choose easy mode.
MalakiGallant: The stats you see are only for the first relationship goal!
offbeatwitch: we havent run into energy issues yet
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @ieva_art I really like that idea. Kinda want to work in into some NSFW games I'm planning.
kassy_13: @MalakiGallant damn, what are we to do next?
kassy_13: the others?
ieva_art: @MunchlaxRegretsNothing good luck :D
MalakiGallant: @kassy_13 Just keep doing the same jobs, basically.
kassy_13: ahhh okay!
wildpeaks: typical college
offbeatwitch: yap
kassy_13: so we keep building sponctive/
Rhynerd: Coffee and TV but replace TV with beer.
MalakiGallant: Yeah, whatever Isabella wants, keep building it.
offbeatwitch: oooo!
MalakiGallant: Because you'll need higher to get the next relationship goals.
Rhynerd: No wait, Coffee and Wine!
offbeatwitch: kinky!
starlitdiscord: ummm
sacrenos: that escalated quickly
AgentMagicMaster: uh
Invitare: Isn't chocolate fondue hot?
AgentMagicMaster: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
AgentMagicMaster: ?
wildpeaks: and strawberries
MalakiGallant: (Which is told in game, so this -shouldn't- be a spoiler)
offbeatwitch: LEWD
cheetoJack: that sounds very sticky
KV1NN4: My SO is too hairy for that idea
kassy_13: even more stats!!!
sacrenos: whipped cream on skin.... not a great combo
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Wow this sim element is full-on. I don't remember relationships being this hard.
kassy_13: @LoadingReadyRun that's apparently only for the first half of the game and we have to keep building them
kassy_13: hi memphis
MalakiGallant: Also do this scene for secret Chaos points!
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kassy_13: secret chaos points sound great
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I assume this was back when Milady was not a red flag
drfox17: gasp, the long game returns tomorrow!
drfox17: toys?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: What's a CHapters?
MalakiGallant: @MunchlaxRegretsNothing It is. This was written in 2012/13.
arcanist1740: I kinda hope he wants a Valentines gift for Max
starlitdiscord: ^^^
offbeatwitch: just had to remove a large spindly spider from my room
AwkwardBirb: I keep thinking this guy is from a sci-fi.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @MalakiGallant That's a relief
kassy_13: i ship it
laozi3: he looks like an extra from Waterworld
kassy_13: she said pretend she didn't know ;)
dredgyboi: it's clearly woolie from super best friends
starlitdiscord: "adult store"
ieva_art: i feel isabella would like a sexy gift tho...
AwkwardBirb: I love these knockoff titles
wildpeaks: vicky for isabella I imagine
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: This guy is weird but he clearly made a good choice not letting Max help him shop for potential girlfriend stuff
sacrenos: yes
wildpeaks: she does like lacy things
wildpeaks: good point
Crowbar_Is_Ready: she likes sexy underware
sacrenos: she already told you she likes you
Earthenone: she seems to talk about underwear a lot at least
Crowbar_Is_Ready: i mean she's talked about it alot
MalakiGallant: Massage oil is the Silver Place
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: You probably DO know her size, she keeps showing her undies
MalakiGallant: (I mean, if we're rolling back anyway)
offbeatwitch: oh hi roxy
AwkwardBirb: *panic ensues*
kassy_13: it's for our hopeful girlfriend
laozi3: f off roxxane let us by undies
arcanist1740: and then we dress up to infiltrate Don Corneo's...mansion?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Everybody's buttons are decorative except Anne's and it bothers me way more than it should.
Earthenone: no, we hard noped out of that
wildpeaks: how is it any of her business ?
starlitdiscord: why would you ask someone about extra credit in an adult store?
drfox17: @starlitdiscord When you don't know what else to talk about and you're being awkward?
Pteraspidomorphi: I was wondering, you bought a book at the night club?
offbeatwitch: The Sexy Zone
Qooroo: "The sexy zone of the store." Excellent.
starlitdiscord: i suppose
Earthenone: the spicy chapters
offbeatwitch: it's like The Twilight Zone but sexier
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I think /Roxanne/ was here because of the extra credit assignment, and that's why she asked.
starlitdiscord: the sexy zone of the store that carries the school's books though?
Knightclasse: Have we figured out why memphis looks like a final fantasy wizard yet?
kassy_13: something about isabella being our master?
Juliamon: I mean... we had a foam wedge when I was a kid and I LOVED that thing
drfox17: @offbeatwitch I feel like it's the version of the twilight zone which airs on HBO
AwkwardBirb: @Knightclasse Or a Shadowrun boi?
kassy_13: we skipped something about isabella being our master
starlitdiscord: i hope he's teaching some sort of sociology otherwise this would be super weird o.o
arcanist1740: that class continues to yikes
Knightclasse: @AwkwardBirb or that
offbeatwitch: are they stuck in a staring contest
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: With a straw?
AwkwardBirb: or he splashes it in the other guy's face.
AwkwardBirb: Let them stew in their hubris
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: LATER NERDS
kassy_13: you can definitely swallow and keep your eyes open
starlitdiscord: hubris :D
Dared00: this is all holds barred! you literally only look at each other!
AwkwardBirb: Yeah the Battle at Cornea was a rough time for all.
starlitdiscord: this is amazing
Pteraspidomorphi: Is he James?
starlitdiscord: rakesh!!!!!
starlitdiscord: <3
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Okay I love his smack talk
AwkwardBirb: splash them both, there are no winners
MalakiGallant: Awww, I missed Rakesh's awkward trash talk!
MalakiGallant: Also, this scene is super dumb and I love it.
starlitdiscord: rakesh's trash talk is precious! this boy is great
SquareDotCube: Just splash water at both of them
offbeatwitch: the back and forth tho
AwkwardBirb: awe
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Turn on the cieling fan and walk away
Gupalma2: bom dia
Pteraspidomorphi: Olá
kassy_13: do we know rakesh enough to do this lol
starlitdiscord: his expression is beautiful
accountmadeforants: This is amazing
AtomicAlchemical: We are such great wingpeople
kassy_13: sadly dominic is also straight
starlitdiscord: aww
kassy_13: or maybe just for max lol
AwkwardBirb: besterest is a great word
MalakiGallant: @kassy_13 That's like the second biggest complaint I see about this game. (The first being that Sally is straight)
kassy_13: @MalakiGallant that dominic and max can't date? they'd be so bad for each other lol
MalakiGallant: @kassy_13 Right?! The best they can attain is a begrudging respect for each other.
kassy_13: yeah i feel it @MalakiGallant
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: HAH
Earthenone: ahh a skipable event i see
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Max confirmed for sucks
starlitdiscord: lol
Knightclasse: He fronts a metal band he doesn't need to be on pitch
accountmadeforants: This event actually seems fun, despite Max
Knightclasse: Just enthusiastic
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Also WOW Max and Memphis are scaled differently
AwkwardBirb: I didn't know singing Free Bird would cause this much chaos.
starlitdiscord: PUPPY!!!!!
AwkwardBirb: It's a pupper
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: DOGGO
accountmadeforants: Oh, it doesn't actually lead to a karaoke-pub-crawl.
MalakiGallant: Good doggo!
Earthenone: ohh darn, thought it was a max event not a doggo event
Rhynerd: Dogger!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: NOOOOOO doggo
offbeatwitch: mood
starlitdiscord: no pupper? :(
MalakiGallant: No
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Surely not! That would be too cruel!
Qooroo: Sally wingwoman'ed you good, you owe her a solid.
Dared00: GOTTEM
Zappeljakob: saving sally and getting max in trouble, sounds like a classic 2-for1
starlitdiscord: vegemite is an amazing name for a puppy
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: PET THAT PUPPER
tehlordofelves: No one should ever pet Vegemite, what a weird thing to pet
tehlordofelves: now Marmite on the other hand
Pteraspidomorphi: Dominic was playing Minecraft
MalakiGallant: What about super fuzzy vegemite though?
MalakiGallant: @Pteraspidomorphi WoW, actually.
arcanist1740: has she been hiding the pupper for...weeks?
tenthtechpriest: it's almost like the rules are there for a reason
Jovh11: Why does Dominic trust you? You always trick him. He's Charlie Brown with the football
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: An alliance of cuties and dogs!
sacrenos: that's not how rules work
MalakiGallant: @tenthtechpriest That's ridiculous. Of course not.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: And Max.
tehlordofelves: @MalakiGallant I don't ever want to see fuzzy vegemite
starlitdiscord: pupper acquired!
starlitdiscord: :D
kassy_13: omg he plays wow doesn't he
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: The bees interfered with the wifis?
AwkwardBirb: fuzzy vegemite, but it also gives you love, kisses, and hugs maybe.
starlitdiscord: ^^^^
Reecer6: We keep getting Sally points just for caring about a dog.
kassy_13: we didn't want those!
MalakiGallant: @kassy_13 He does play an undisclosed MMO...
Pteraspidomorphi: If everyone's happy...
Earthenone: to be fair, i think domonic got some chat points for the "my guild needed me" line
kassy_13: ^
starlitdiscord: protect puppy!!!
Reecer6: wow, how not suspicious
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Very not suspicious
Hunterprime: this makes little sense
arcanist1740: "What's that behind you?!?"
Juliamon: You can NOT blindly pass an animal like that. It just doesn't work.
AtomicAlchemical: Natural 1! Natural 1!
MalakiGallant: What?! This would work EVERY time!
accountmadeforants: Sounds like it's not gonna work. I hope so, at least.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: But I AM impressed with their routine
Reecer6: isabella could never do this because of the whole hair glue problem
Knightclasse: I'm pretty sure Dominick knows and is just seeing how deep this will go
MalakiGallant: @accountmadeforants (It's a sitcom my dude)
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: They are better friends than I thought
Pteraspidomorphi: I can see Dominic running a raid, shouting orders at people
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: @Knightclasse I sure hope so
starlitdiscord: bork!
Grevas13: @MalakiGallant holy shit, it -is- a sitcom
accountmadeforants: @MalakiGallant Which is why it would be fun if they actually failed after all the setup
Zappeljakob: the most unrealistic thing about this is that a puppy would be quiet during all this
MalakiGallant: @Grevas13 Yes. Like, intentionally so :)
kassy_13: they'll update in a bit
MalakiGallant: They'll update after Spring Break.
tehlordofelves: WHY IS YOUR MIND NOT EMPTY!?
kassy_13: what are you guys playing?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I like to imagine Anne has literally written out some bullet journal planner with carefully scheduled spontaneity
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard and controller! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: Dice Throne) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: She seems like the type
Pteraspidomorphi: Nerds, specifically?
starlitdiscord: bye!!!
MalakiGallant: Yay! This is really gratifying to watch. I hope the chat is enjoying the game.
MutantIronMan: Aww i just got here
Pteraspidomorphi: So you've played it before, MalakiGallant?
Paul_Saxberg_Roxley_Games: Chat still works even when offline? Cool.
TehAmelie: now to try watching a Movies with Mikey episode in 10 minutes
MalakiGallant: @Pteraspidomorphi I wrote it.
Pteraspidomorphi: Aha. Do they know that?
MutantIronMan: benginHeart sergeHeart
accountmadeforants: I'm curious, @MalakiGallant , were you involved in making the game or do you really like it - ... - Ah, yeah, there's my question answered
Pteraspidomorphi: My Minecraft guess earlier was a joke because the Dominic-Rakesh interaction reminded me so much of a James-Serge bet :D
MalakiGallant: @Pteraspidomorphi No. This is A) The first time I'm watching the stream, and B) the first time I've made that announcement.
Pteraspidomorphi: Welcome then!
MalakiGallant: (That should have been B ) )
Pteraspidomorphi: We've been enjoying it
MalakiGallant: I like LRR generally, and have watched some of the other "Now Kiss" programs on Youtube.
SoldieroFortune: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard and controller! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: Dice Throne) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
MalakiGallant: Found out they were playing this and thought it would be fun to watch live.
Juliamon: Thanks for coming by then, MalakiGallant! It's always fun when devs hang out.
Pteraspidomorphi: Ok, so you know that if they hated it they would already have dropped it
MutantIronMan: Alright! Dice Throne!
Juliamon: Yeah, they're three streams in now
axare123 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 5 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
axare123: yay!!!
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MalakiGallant: That's my hope!
Paul_Saxberg_Roxley_Games: 6 mins to AFK!
MalakiGallant: At any rate, I'll try to be back next week. This is during work, so I may have other things to do during live.
MalakiGallant: Anyway, enjoy!
Pteraspidomorphi: See you a round
drfox17: wow, these days we have a lot of back to back streams
Pteraspidomorphi: It's back to back every day with the new schedule
ninja_theory_ashrams: !next
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An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to MalakiGallant!
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RealGamerCow: But a lot of studio a/studio b swapping
Crowbar_Is_Ready: mhmm, although i do like that a bit better, when things were more spread out imissed a lot of beginings to streams
Pteraspidomorphi: The only gap is where Watch+Play should be and will be when it resumes
Rytel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
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orbitaltuna: !next
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crinjinx subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months, currently on a 5 month streak!
crinjinx: Wow its been 5 months already, cheers ;)
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, crinjinx! (Today's storm count: 22)
djalternative: Hola friends
Paul_Saxberg_Roxley_Games: Greetings
red_shoes_jeff: Ahoy
Pazzix: arr
mowdownjoe: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard and controller! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: Dice Throne) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
korvys: benginTraitor
inaudibledaisy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard and controller! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: Dice Throne) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
djalternative: Is everyone ready for some Dice to be Throne?
mowdownjoe: That's tomorrow, korvys.
korvys: Aw
djalternative: Mañana
Paul_Saxberg_Roxley_Games: Bañana
korvys: They tweeted about it today, so I got confused
orbitaltuna: tomorrow?
korvys: ~lasttweet Betrayal
djalternative: Si
Juliamon: Betrayal is tomorrow
LRRTwitter: [5h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Tomorrow night on The Long Game join Ben, James, Graham, Adam and Cameron as they begin Betrayal Legacy! | 5PM Pacific at 📷 ||
seth_erickson: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard and controller! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: Dice Throne) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
red_shoes_jeff: Calling it now, they'll make it the whole way to the end without ANY betrayals.
Paul_Saxberg_Roxley_Games: We appear to have started without them
djalternative: lrrADAM lrrJAMES lrrCAMERON lrrBEN lrrGRAHAM
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh crap... This week has been terrible, streams I want to watch every day. Too much good content LRR.
red_shoes_jeff: Event banner changed.
orbitaltuna: is lrr doing the e3 watching stuff this year?
djalternative: Yes
Pteraspidomorphi: I was going to ask Kathleen earlier and completely forgot
Pteraspidomorphi: There's no E3 coverage on the schedule (yet)