SinisterGehe: @CaptainSpam Yo. Polygons are expensive.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Vulgrim is good at avertising
wildpeaks: noice
Gobukiller: Now you can't spend them tho
gamercat88: air reaper a less good version of Air Bud
SinisterGehe: The names of these weapons are what I wrote down in my notebook in 5th grade. Thinking they were cool.
Traion: Healing is for people that aren't parry gods or good at footsies Adam!
rith_the_awakener: @SinisterGehe This whole game is that really
rith_the_awakener: It's kinda endearing tho
SinisterGehe: @rith_the_awakener It is. And that is what makes it awesome.
Gobukiller: Quick! Call Kevin BAcon!
TheArchitectX: Walk without rhythm.
GlennSeto: Love Mark Hamill, but did he get any direction for this game, other than "do the Joker voice"?
Gobukiller: Does he NEED any other direction?
Robot_Bones: a horse? Agro!?!
SinisterGehe: @GlennSeto They told Liam o'Brian "Just be Illidan"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Have you seen the short where The Joker and The Trickster kidnap Mark Hamill
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Trymantha: Morning Adam, Morning Chat
Traion: hey Trymantha
GlennSeto: @SinisterGehe Oh, that is Liam. I didn't realize that until now.
SinisterGehe: @GlennSeto He uses the same exact voice as he did with Illidan. It is amazing.
SinisterGehe: Some times I get a feeling that US voice acting scene only really consists of 10-15 people.
itsr67: I don't think you're far off
kumatsu: Oh yeah, I forgot about the desert
itsr67: voice acting is a pretty small world
gamercat88: worm train
Heleor: nom
wildpeaks: om nom nom
kumatsu: Wyrm-Wood Desert *slaps giant sword*
itsr67: yummy
MechaNoelle: dead
GlennSeto: There are more, but yeah, some VOs are veeeeery prolific.
PraxisMaximus: rgtEat
Alephred: You forgot to walk without rhythm.
Mr_Horrible: "yes this is Video Game how may I help you?"
Robot_Bones: *Plays om nom nom nom nom song*
wildpeaks: the time must flow
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SinisterGehe: Tho what is fun. You can tell when they contracted the voice actors in Europe to do the localization. They basically mismatch every single Brittish accent there is. I find that totally hillarious.
PraxisMaximus: whats perry doing these days anyway
gamercat88: those guys are worm meat
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
SinisterGehe: American voice acting is bit dull because they all basically use the same accent.
wildpeaks: rats rats rats \o/
mr_yarget: hah! I just joined and you leave. Have a great day, my man.
rith_the_awakener: Ayy rat party!
Mr_Horrible: Rats with the Plague Tails
seth_erickson: Rat time let's go time to save Melie's brother
Traion: I mean at the start of this game Strage (Troy Baker) kills Abaddon (Troy Baker) VA is very tiny :P
SinisterGehe: Thanks. I never really catch these streams but what the hell. I'm either asleep or at work,.
Thandres: tale: A Rats Plague?
gamercat88: bye
StillAnEmoKid: See ya Adam, have a great rest of your weekend, do something nice for yourself
Traion: Thanks for the stream Adam
accountmadeforants: Bye, thanks for the stream!
Eklinaar: Fivel Goes To France
Mr_Horrible: thanks for hanging out with us Adam!
rith_the_awakener: Byee
Mr_Horrible: seabatTROG
seth_erickson: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Ben: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager
SaiyaOrigaia: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Baldrash: Adam's home stream is always a pro watch. seabatBRAIN
seth_erickson: Only the tightest of plays over on Adam's home stream
Theycallmejokke: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Ben takes the PIF hot seat and he's playing A Plague Tale: Innocence. Game: A Plague Tale: Innocence) at Sat 02:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
Theycallmejokke: PIF, Heh I like that
ugh_sunlight: Rats...
accountmadeforants: lrrSIGNAL
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS RATS | (Ben's back with A Plague Tale : Innocence on Play it Forward) | http://Twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D8kWwTOUYAA6Crw.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1137465410008244224
wildpeaks: Rats \o/
Meyari: katesLol
TehAmelie: i want to call fans of this game plague enthusiasts, but also i don't
Theycallmejokke: Time to finish rat petting simulator 2019
CastleOtranto: !card plague rats
LRRbot: Plague Rats [2B] | Creature — Rat [*/*] | Plague Rats's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures named Plague Rats on the battlefield.
Amentur: *squeak*
Alephred: Huh, there are subtle rats in the backing track.
wildpeaks: considering my last two games were this one and Pathologic, yeah I guess plague enthusiast might apply :D
wildpeaks: *squeak*
TehAmelie: it'd be easy to confuse with "anti-vaccination"
CastleOtranto: Someone is playing a Monty Python mouse organ.
seth_erickson: sergeSqueak
wildpeaks: oh, good point TehAmelie
JoTyler: May the rats eat your eyes! I am now lost to your cause ! The darkness comes!
JoTyler: wait wrong game
pinpointersk: its live!!!
TehAmelie: something is going to happen!
margieargie: (That something is "rats)
TehAmelie: hi Ben
wildpeaks: happy rats day
bl1ghtn1n6: Yay RATS
Chartle: plague tale, whoohoo
CastleOtranto: Maybe YOU need an intro... wait...
pinpointersk: that rat boi himself
Robot_Bones: Good, just got back from 3-0ing my prerelease
ritchards: Could nick the Newday Tewsday intro
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Alness49: PrideGive PrideGasp PrideTake
Taveena: I mean of COURSE you don't want to be a Rat Boy, you're obviously a Snake Boy. :P
retroactivepancake: I have Ratties, they are adorable
Theycallmejokke: PrideSaba
Ereppy: the ratomancer
JoTyler: 'Rats, rats, rats! Hundreds, thousands, millions of them, and every one a life.'
Robot_Bones: No Disney Bois here
ritchards: if there are 20 chapters, and you are on chapter X...
Alness49: More fun then a pit of rats!
aWabbajack: o Hai Ben
TehAmelie: rat-speakers are the highest nobility in London Below, not counting the rats themselves
gamercat88: lrrSPOOP game?
Theycallmejokke: We are pretty cool
aWabbajack: so no Clive Barker or John Carpenter stuff eh? lrrSPOOP cohhFlower lrrSPOOP cohhKnife
aWabbajack: Imagine Dishonored with more rats
wildpeaks: High Chaos
gamercat88: oh run away from the spanish inquisition
aWabbajack: less combat?
bl1ghtn1n6: Hugo: baby and Ratomancer
aWabbajack: good motto to live by: When peace fails: ROCK
wildpeaks: we do enjoy slinging things and potions
Alness49: We can now throw Rat Bait!
accountmadeforants: You have your silenced sling now, would be a shame NOT to use it. :)
retroactivepancake: Thanks for the recap
Mister_Skittles: oh, and we meet a cute boi
JoTyler: we met another cute boy!
Theycallmejokke: Saved the book, sorta kinda burn down a libery
JoTyler: Melie!
wildpeaks: Melie The Fury :D
Alness49: Cuttie?
SirSquashua: RAT 🐀A🐀 TAT 🐀TAT 🐀!
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spleenlord: Fun rat fact. On the Isle of Man, there is a taboo against the word "rat".
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Mister_Skittles: time to swap Ben to the big screen
wildpeaks: !subscribe rat facts
Boiler_bot: Accu-rat
Clench_Eastwood: RAT FACT: Rat's are gross.....ewwwww
hella_qh: Hey Y'all :D how's it going
pinpointersk: rat bait oh ah ha!!
bl1ghtn1n6: Unsubscribe rat facts
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seth_erickson: I'm watching another person play through this game and let me tell you, you can kill a lot of people
mr_void_dragon: its about RATS
evilspoons983: RaccAttack
Clench_Eastwood: RAT FACT #223: in an apocalypse, rats can taste like chicken if you close your eyes and imagine very hard
AfricaByTotoAOE: How much did I miss?
Theycallmejokke: Lukas you neeerd
JoTyler: i like how we've got a Girl Who Owned a City thing going on
ritchards: It's the story... of a lovely lady...
JoTyler: castle exclusively of children
Mangledpixel: boop
wildpeaks: home sweet home
Mangledpixel: how goes Ben's Magnificent Rodents?
Clench_Eastwood: 3 weeks later lrrFINE ...no impending tragedy here
hella_qh: AfricaByTotoAOE we've just started so very little :)
Invitare: wedged shut by rats
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wildpeaks: Rodric's a good boi
JoTyler: "doors! i know doors" *shoulders it open*
Theycallmejokke: Rodric is swol boi
Ereppy: wait what happened to millie? did she get captured? i missed it
Clench_Eastwood: ghost stones!
gamercat88: the walls are alive
Plaicoson: This game has some decent dialogue
ritchards: do... do the stones talk to you bud?
seth_erickson: She was off saving Arthur
HungryCavalier: Amicia and Rodric are basically Arya and Gendry
Clench_Eastwood: the walls are alive.....with music
seth_erickson: when we saw her last
Ereppy: ah okay so i guess i didnt miss anything
mr_void_dragon: @ritchards they mostly talk about their favourite rock stars
I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
wildpeaks: Hugo grows on you
JoTyler: yeah sounds like a little brother
TehAmelie: an impure cinnamon roll eh
Ereppy: GO AWAY
seth_erickson: damn
wildpeaks: :D
I_Am_Clockwork: yeah I was supprised how many of my Older Sibling instincts this game was able to recreate
wildpeaks: but first
Theycallmejokke: We gotta go back, Back to the furture!
wildpeaks: Melie \o/
JoTyler: yay!
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Chartle: mom's alive!
Azralorne: AsexualPride AsexualPride
starlitdiscord: mom?!
accountmadeforants: Seems like a setup to lure you there
I_Am_Clockwork: Journal Updated: Save Mom
ritchards: it wasn't a fatal case of sword poisoning
JoTyler: ok so the groundskeeper got speared through the door
Amentur: But our mom was killed off-screen D:
Theycallmejokke: Uh oh
kerbalized_: yikes
starlitdiscord: nooo child!
ritchards: this isn't even his final form!!
Ferisar: he's going to become immune to physical damage!
JoTyler: he will be the rat king!
bl1ghtn1n6: Whoops
Ferisar: oh no!
mr_void_dragon: he's getting really ratty
gamercat88: patches of fur
margieargie: The Darkspawn Taint in him is spreading too fast!... wait, wrong one...
Theycallmejokke: A tail would be... rat
Amentur: 'You gained +10 to poison damage'
I_Am_Clockwork: Turns out Rattagan from The Great Mouse Detective is just Hugo
TehAmelie: from a certain point of view, it is the uninfected who are evil
Mangledpixel: the evil will turn him into... a MIME!
mr_void_dragon: @Mangledpixel SAY ITS NOT SO
JoTyler: would you say it's... the evil within?
I_Am_Clockwork: looks slippery though
CompletelyUnsure: Why did Lucas bring the super-important book with him?
kerbalized_: Shrinks and turns into rat. "call me... Remy"
wildpeaks: Ratnado
Theycallmejokke: You really really wasn't
mr_void_dragon: the rats are being flushed
Hellishdream: No, you weren't. Evil Within One is...bad.
niccus: ant mill rat style?
I_Am_Clockwork: you were not really, Ben
Nameless_Sword: Oh wow, only just remembered Play it Forward was on
I_Am_Clockwork: that game.... wasn't great
Nameless_Sword: Hey chat, hey Ben
Nameless_Sword: What have I missed?
kerbalized_: jump in the hole for science?
Ferisar: it had some moments
niccus: EW1 did some neat stuff at least
HisEvilDomain: It's a mosh pit, clearly
Ferisar: but deserved most of its criticism
JoTyler: evil within was ridiculous in a lot of the ways i enjoy haha
retroactivepancake: Flee rat friends
Amentur: Hugo got more sick and we learned that mom is alive, Nameless_Sword
Nameless_Sword: Mom is alive!? Say what!
Ferisar: oh no outlast 2 was just ehhhhh
NimrodXIV: didn't Outlast 2 get rapey?
Theycallmejokke: How the heck said Outlast was great!?!
Ferisar: rapey is an understatement
grennysohail: hey bed
Mangledpixel: yuuup
grennysohail: sup ben
Ferisar: the ending was just gross too
Nameless_Sword: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 20:09.
AfricaByTotoAOE: Bait them out with odoris
ritchards: lrrGREED
wildpeaks: :D
ostcrammath: how
Theycallmejokke: Invun frams heck yes!
orbitaltuna: pretend you're one of the rats... role play piboRIP
JoTyler: WHOOF
Himyul: just a bit nibbled
kerbalized_: lrrSPOOP
margieargie: lrrFINE
retroactivepancake: is it normally one hit kill?
mr_void_dragon: talk like a skaven...they might think you're one of them
bl1ghtn1n6: Yes
Robot_Bones: Love bites ben The like you
Nameless_Sword: So what are we doing out here in the snow then?
TehAmelie: i feel like there's a certain critical mass of rats where they don't run from you anymore but just eat you
Stoffern: How afraid of the light are real rats anyway?
Ferisar: tw:wh2 skaven are very fun
fiftymcnasty: If you like Skaven play Vermintide
notarealartist: whats this game about? i missed every stream
AnthonyJGower: Skaven are cool, but have you heard of our lord and savior Sigmar?
TehAmelie: mercy is a four letter word in this house
fiftymcnasty: All hail Sigmar!
mr_void_dragon: FEED HIM TO YOUR RATTYU OVERLORDS
Eklinaar: Dewit
Ereppy: is it really an option 🤔
kerbalized_: Flesh for the Rat Gods!
Theycallmejokke: Fed him fed him fed him
Nameless_Sword: I think you know the right choice here Ben
Megaparsec256: I think there's an ignifer target over there too
AfricaByTotoAOE: you get an achievement for saving them
Wolfstrike_NL: Feed him
grennysohail: Flesh for the Rat GOD
mr_void_dragon: Feed the rats, yes-yes
I_Am_Clockwork: I'm on the Mercy plan, dog
wildpeaks: you can even rock him first, then rats
Theycallmejokke: Muh hah ha ha ha
keeperboy000: hey Ben, Hey chat
bl1ghtn1n6: Moral high ground:gone
JoTyler: ben the rats have changed you XD
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Theycallmejokke: You can quash the fire
Ferisar: count-down to rat queen
Theycallmejokke: Leave no alive
Mangledpixel: that's not being a murder hobo, that's just being a murderer
keeperboy000: Ben you upset the boy
mr_void_dragon: shut up, lucas, rats need to eat too
Theycallmejokke: Wow!
ritchards: Lucas is the Ben we were, Amicia is the Ben we are
Nameless_Sword: Oh wow... home has seen better days
evilspoons983: it's so nice this game is actually on PCs instead of being a console exclusive, like everything else sorta like it
margieargie: If this gets any more murderhobo we'll have to get Serge and Adam in on the stream :p
keeperboy000: ben we have ben versus the ben we were ben(t) to be
Hellishdream: Rat king?
Mangledpixel: rat tornado?
Argumentable: A ratnado
kerbalized_: uhhhhhhhhhhh
Nameless_Sword: The rats..... they have evolved!
PhorrestGaze: ratnado?
Questhere: they'rte evolving
Theycallmejokke: That is a new trick
Robot_Bones: Ratnado PogChamp
Himyul: trapped... like rats!
mr_void_dragon: oh rats
TehAmelie: the irony!
kerbalized_: Rats assembled into a mecha rat!
evilspoons983: getting a sorta Alan Wake vibe from the rat tornadoes
ritchards: There's a liggggggght
TehAmelie: rat kings are the OG mechs when you think about it
retroactivepancake: Circle of life
mr_void_dragon: quick...use lucas as a distraction
Himyul: rest in pieces... of rat droppings
Theycallmejokke: High five
Argumentable: what a jolly skeleton
Robot_Bones: Up top
Hellishdream: Is this Bad Rats 2?
Ferisar: it's the rat blood in your family!
Chartle: its ratnado ammo
mr_void_dragon: he wasn;t kosher
retroactivepancake: Too much garlic
Robot_Bones: the rats are self sustaining now
seth_erickson: Ben I need you to look up
keeperboy000: ben stop... game developers have a hard enough time... don''t RAT him out
Nameless_Sword: Curiouser and curiouser...
Amentur: It's been more than 3 weeks. Not eaten is only one o the questions
Chartle: the people are made of fire
Alephred: This plucky banjo music is weird.
accountmadeforants: Haha, the plan to fill my servants with rat poison for this eventuality worked! ~Mom, probably
HisEvilDomain: that rats that have invaded every room surely won't be on this ledge!
Robot_Bones: Time for the rat orgy
retroactivepancake: Rat-mob convergence is a MTG card I need
evilspoons983: doesn't sound like a banjo, just some other stringed instrument
chunkysaucee: Iron man died at the end :Z :Z :Z
Alness49: Ed...ward...
Alephred: Immacula, one might say.
Morrigan9: dis someone need the strongest potions?
Amentur: Might cost you an arm or a leg
accountmadeforants: Rats are basically made of the same components humans are right? So we just transmute a whole bunch of rats, it's the perfect plan. :)
Invitare: Standard Potions
I_Am_Clockwork: time to find a Potion Seller?
HisEvilDomain: POTIONSELLER
ZethRuss: potion seller ?
keeperboy000: I'm struggling to make a full metal alchimst joke but i don't know enough about it to
Invitare: My potions are to STANDARD for you
niccus: suddenly, the game switches to literal Opus Magnum
evilspoons983: potion CELLAR?
kerbalized_: ^^^
wildpeaks: :D
kumatsu: Meme referenceer, I need your strongest memes
I_Am_Clockwork: My potions could't kill a dragon, let alone a man. You require stronger potions
Nameless_Sword: follow the light...
keeperboy000: yall had a big house
retroactivepancake: The rats will never get us down here
evilspoons983: @I_Am_Clockwork what about a DRAGON MAN?
keeperboy000: if the rats catch you you won't have a skin
JoTyler: every thing is so gooopy
Theycallmejokke: Nothing byt Plat-tinium for Ben
Tiber727: Now that I think about it, has SyFy done a movie about Ratnados yet?
retroactivepancake: Ratpocalypse!
mr_void_dragon: quick...tell them you worship the horned rat
Alephred: I guess the rats have been making cocoons like Xenomorphs?
keeperboy000: ben this isn't lets nope don't go there
Wolfstrike_NL: GodGamerBen
Nameless_Sword: missed flames? no... missed approaching enemies... yes
bl1ghtn1n6: Yes
Alness49: Get on the payload!
I_Am_Clockwork: poosh cartte, lookas
wildpeaks: :D
Evochron13: how bout you HELP amicia
accountmadeforants: "Git gud lucas"
Eklinaar: Amicia: "git gud"
Mangledpixel: "there's no glory in a stalled payload!"
Theycallmejokke: Put your back into it nerd
Tiber727: Amicia is supervising.
keeperboy000: so when the rats are together in the nado do they not care about the light?
Theycallmejokke: Swing that whip
CaptainSpam: Would somebody PUSH the FREAKIN' CART???
kumatsu: Stop trying to push and PUSH
margieargie: Just wait till they invent unions in a few centuries, Amicia...
Zoreye: M U S H
Evochron13: "You['d] Cheated Not Only the [cart], But Yourself" -Amicia to Lucas Kappa
bl1ghtn1n6: Leg day got replaced by rat day
kumatsu: the ratnado is very weird
Nameless_Sword: Good job Lucas
Nameless_Sword: benginTry benginDab
Theycallmejokke: *golf clap for Lucas*
wildpeaks: woohoo
Amentur: Congratulations Lucas *NGE clap*
accountmadeforants: Lucas receives 1 (one) AttaBoy from foreman Amicia
chunkysaucee: There’s no way he’s that strong
mtvcdm: So how's the rat race going?
bl1ghtn1n6: This is me after every run
DarkMorford: Hey Ben, hey chat. Still working on the rodent problem?
Robot_Bones: if you can't walk you're next for the rats
I_Am_Clockwork: the Council of Yikes wish to award that one(1) Yike
underhill33: hmmm
seth_erickson: seabatYIKES
kerbalized_: The conversations seems a bit clunky tbh
chunkysaucee: Wake him up?
mr_void_dragon: plot twist: Lucas was a rat all along
I_Am_Clockwork: If you wish to escalate this situation to a Two(2) Yikes situation, please submit form 82-Y and we will look into the matter
keeperboy000: skyrim logic
HisEvilDomain: it's so lit
I_Am_Clockwork: (the y is for Yikes)
wildpeaks: something something an alchemist did it
ritchards: She and Dr Laurentis spent alot of time down here "studying"
Amentur: You'll find some fresh apples soon
Ferisar: there were those two dudes earlier
Robot_Bones: using your brain in 2019 DansGame
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chunkysaucee: I definitely didn’t do this part right lol. My brain too small
Theycallmejokke: Woopsy doodle :D
retroactivepancake: Yum
wildpeaks: :D
starlitdiscord: hm
mr_void_dragon: numnum
accountmadeforants: We did, though. We gave them food!
chunkysaucee: LUCCAAASSS
CaptainSpam: Welp, guess that's not a story death. Guess you've gotta do something. Kappa
mr_void_dragon: ratty num num
HisEvilDomain: Ahh, shii PUSH IT
keeperboy000: ben... lets not push on that cause we will die. Lets use our big brain... Also ben: pushes on thing
Alephred: That was for the Phantom Menace.
evilspoons983: I sure love games that have long exposition bits right *after* the checkpoint
wildpeaks: time to swim in the rats
Chartle: push from the other side?
mr_void_dragon: and knowing is half the battle
chunkysaucee: I just fire bombed the rats on the other side
Himyul: science!
Lord_ZYRK: Pull it
Lord_ZYRK: twist it
Lord_ZYRK: bop it
HisEvilDomain: plague it
chunkysaucee: OHHHHHHHHH BIGG BRAIN
bl1ghtn1n6: Rats it
Argumentable: eat it
Mangledpixel: E A T I T
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starlitdiscord: oh
HisEvilDomain: have we considered bopping the rats with a newspaper?
LonelyTex: oof
Theycallmejokke: Got there in the first try!
mr_void_dragon: RAT BATH
chunkysaucee: Yo I didn’t know you can just chuck stuff
chunkysaucee: That would’ve been helpful
keeperboy000: so many rats but dont sweat it
Lord_ZYRK: Bathed in Rats would be a good metal band name
Ferisar: "The Toad - This one sucks in particular"
Alness49: Just turn on the faucet and rats come out
wildpeaks: sneaky sneaky
Lord_ZYRK: THROUGH THE RAT BATH
keeperboy000: so why are there so many rats again?
JoTyler: it's a mystery
mr_void_dragon: Lucas was a rat all along
stacko84: @keeperboy000 magic plague
keeperboy000: @stacko84 thank you
Lord_ZYRK: These baths are lit seabatTROG
Nameless_Sword: such a good doggo
MWGNZ: secret tunnel?
RAICx: Might it be a secret... tunnel?
Mangledpixel: sublimation is where a solid turns into a gas without going through being a liquid in the middle
Plaicoson: Ben, i gotta say its a pleasure watching you play, thank you for doing this!
I_Am_Clockwork: Behind the Lions? wasn't that a kids show?
Lord_ZYRK: Secret liooon secret liooon in the bathhouse secret liooon
keeperboy000: *inserts national treasure joke*
Chartle: would've been funny if the lion just bit down lmao
I_Am_Clockwork: oh Between the Lions
MWGNZ: also hey peeps jamieHi
kerbalized_: yo, your mom put a ridiculous amount of work into this
I_Am_Clockwork: it had the Adventures of Clif Hanger
BronzeGolem436: It was a Lyeon
Alephred: This was a long-ass way for Mom to walk.
JoTyler: it was lyin'
keeperboy000: was it your sword arm or not roll a 6...
evilspoons983: rats are in the box!
retroactivepancake: My money was on another rat
ritchards: drink!
wildpeaks: fancy bottle
mr_void_dragon: its iron bru
kerbalized_: death!
Chartle: koolaid!
BronzeGolem436: we found the licor
Himyul: waft, you fool!
niccus: ah, 4loko
evilspoons983: @mr_void_dragon that's irn bru
keeperboy000: so is this set in modified history?
seth_erickson: that's not how you waft
Pteraspidomorphi: It's beer!
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh
stacko84: Strange brew
kerbalized_: waft! no sniff!
wildpeaks: don't drop it
underhill33: "lemme get a good sniff"
Lord_ZYRK: Turns out it's rat juice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
starlitdiscord: lucas please observer proper lab technique!
JoTyler: waft!!
MWGNZ: just start huffing the potion
seth_erickson: where was he keeping that book
kerbalized_: Lucas, where is your PPE???
Plaicoson: Lucas is the best
evilspoons983: gotta waft them smells
Nameless_Sword: oh Rats
Lord_ZYRK: Oh lawd they squeakin
I_Am_Clockwork: Try to take over the world?
keeperboy000: so is this alternative history but with magic cause it mentions rome.
JasoMan1st007: @LoadingReadyRun When can we throw Fire People?
Nameless_Sword: Ooo can you push that fire?
wildpeaks: the center of the room can be interacted with
evilspoons983: he just said "the alcove with the curtain" not above
Alephred: Rome had settlements in England and France.
Pteraspidomorphi: Bring them all?
Lord_ZYRK: This pot STINKS DansGame
wildpeaks: yes you have one-shot it
MWGNZ: thats not how math works
PaperDoopliss: Are these rats occult? These rats seem occult
wujo444: those rats look nice
JoTyler: that's how chemistry works!
Plaicoson: Amicia es badass
I_Am_Clockwork: it is kinda how chemestry works though
Plaicoson: is*
EscherichiaCole: Hi Ben!
keeperboy000: everyone got to it faster than i did
I_Am_Clockwork: to distill, you need enough of the base product
Theycallmejokke: I'm a genious!... Maybe :D
BronzeGolem436: master spliter gonna pop out any second
I_Am_Clockwork: otherwise you may end up with to strong or to weak a solution, or not enough volume
Stoffern: Rat tornados?
JoTyler: oh gods thats horrifying
Nameless_Sword: we have the power to control the rats....we are the rat lord
kumatsu: Gonna turn into a Rat King, now
wildpeaks: Mistress of rats
ritchards: the potion from the celler is the brew that is true
starlitdiscord: rat king achieved!
I_Am_Clockwork: maybe this is why some of the servents were rat imune?
keeperboy000: I am the ben, I speak for the rats
Lord_ZYRK: *drops flask* "Whoops. Butterfingers."
underhill33: Aw
bl1ghtn1n6: I have the magic rat!
Hellishdream: So now he dies, right?
I_Am_Clockwork: your mother tested anti-rat stuff on them?
JoTyler: @ritchards lmoo
kerbalized_: inb4 rat sniper shoots the bottle
Lord_ZYRK: Wait, did we just get the strongest potion from the potion cellar 🤔
starlitdiscord: aww
wildpeaks: Rodric
ritchards: Now they get picked up by soldiers and have to spend the next chapters getting thepotion back
Theycallmejokke: OTP
I_Am_Clockwork: well, like how a "silencer" doesn't actually make a gun silent
Serifina is continuing the Gift Sub they got from F1SHOR!
bl1ghtn1n6: Rodric
Himyul: I just remember him as door-puncher
I_Am_Clockwork: it just obfuscates the sound making it harder to tell where it's coming from
CapnRobert: has the all is lost moment already happened?
CapnRobert: or is something bad gonna happpen
Alephred: Take this. Unfortunately, it's a suppository.
stacko84: He's going to go super rat god isn't he.
evilspoons983: "I can't swallow that!" "Good news, it's a suppository!"
wildpeaks: don't lie to the child, Amicia
BronzeGolem436: no recomended dosague or anything?
starlitdiscord: so child is gonna run right?
kerbalized_: yeah hes gonna summon rat mum
Evochron13: "turning into?" as if the rat control didn't make him a creepy horror kid in the first place
Pteraspidomorphi: Only good things in the chapter called Penance
I_Am_Clockwork: especially with a tilte like
ninja_theory_ashrams: run from the pain, to where mommy is
I_Am_Clockwork: title like Penance*
Argumentable: This is the first I'm seeing of the game, but chapter 13??
Alness49: This is the beach episode!
Theycallmejokke: :D
wildpeaks: totally :D
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Nameless_Sword: oh dear...
retroactivepancake: "Who's Hugo?"
evilspoons983: siiigh
starlitdiscord: lol
Chartle: where did hu go?
ninja_theory_ashrams: Alan?
Himyul: where did Hugo?
underhill33: Hugo you nonce
korvys: taken by the rats
BronzeGolem436: damn we made a potion of vanishing
Eklinaar: There wasn't even enough butter on the cinnamon toast in the first place.
korvys: yup
Lord_ZYRK: chartle FBPenalty
Hellishdream: It's butter and sprinkles.
korvys: both!
MWGNZ: is tasty
MWGNZ: and colourful
Chartle: benginPun
daDilph: It just tastes of sugar and butter. So...
Alness49: What was Fairy bread again?
korvys: it's tasty when you're a kid
wildpeaks: ow, our head
HatsWearCats: Yo someone talking shit about fairy bread?!
TheGeekyQuilter: It’s coloured sugar and butter on bread
Eklinaar: Ben you woke the aussies.
Penthesilea180: Hurray! Rat times with Ben!
I_Am_Clockwork: oh I thought he said Ferry bread, and starting sing the Wold Island ferry song
JoTyler: sweet toast!
flouncy_magooo: Butter and sprinkles? That's 80% of the food pyramid!
I_Am_Clockwork: wolf*
HatsWearCats: I ran from the kitchen, my Vegemite toast will be cold
TheGeekyQuilter: It’s not
Chartle: pretty sure we have a concussion now
niccus: butter's always good
grennysohail: don't knock it till you try it
Pteraspidomorphi: Hm, any egg in it?
Alness49: So just butter icing on bread?
MWGNZ: guess you just gotta come back to pax aus and try it out Ben
I_Am_Clockwork: geeze I cannot type today :p
Robot_Bones: how is that amazing
cheetoJack: sugar and butter are two of the things that make most food taste good
Robot_Bones: not amazing
Lord_ZYRK: Are you allowed to eat it if you're not a fairy? Or would eating it trap you in the fae realm?
MWGNZ: yes
daDilph: Yup.
korvys: it's not "good", but when you're a kid, well, it's sugar
HatsWearCats: 100s &1000s
TheGeekyQuilter: Yup
Nameless_Sword: That's a uk thing, so yeah
CapnRobert: what?
JoTyler: it keeps you safe from the fairies
grennysohail: does that mean I get 100s or 1000s of them?
Indiexxx: In Britain too
grennysohail: sup let me get some 100s
Mangledpixel: also in the UK
Plaicoson: "yo, get me a few of them hondos"
Golldum: and i thought jimmies were crazy
Eklinaar: At least they don't call them "jimmies"
Nameless_Sword: um... are... we dreaming?
niccus: meanwhile, "candy floss" is no good
starlitdiscord: i hope you'd get at least 100 o.o
stacko84: This is not all ominous.
retroactivepancake: fever dream
Chartle: super concussion
MolaMolaphant: she's made of rats
Alephred: What is the singular form of "100's and 1000's"?
Robot_Bones: Granny secretly 1000 rats in a dress
Theycallmejokke: Yeah this does feel a little on the dreamy side
ninja_theory_ashrams: the land of Concussionia
Lord_ZYRK: Alephred hundred and thousand Kappa
Inkompetence: Kinda sad they're not called "millions", because then the Rock would just be talking about sprinkles.
TheGeekyQuilter: I think most peoples love of it is cause they remember it fondly from there child hood but it’s really not that great
starlitdiscord: oh jeez fever dream
grennysohail: is she having a vision quest?
sewvi: the old woman looks like a character from shrek
Lord_ZYRK: Well we're not a pig, so Pig Hell won't be so bad
CapnRobert: yeah this house burned down didnt it?
Robot_Bones: is this the sorrow section where you see everyone you killed
wildpeaks: she did complain about hurting her head after falling
stacko84: There'd be so much bacon in pig hell
ninja_theory_ashrams: are you my mommy?
Plaicoson: the transitions are very dream-like
JoTyler: jealous that mom spent all her time with hugo
Nameless_Sword: jealous of the attention he got from mum.... or of his power... maybe
kerbalized_: how trippy would it be if this WASNT a dream scene
starlitdiscord: uhoh
wildpeaks: love the soundtrack in this game
ninja_theory_ashrams: Flintstone rules, another blow to the head will fix the first one
wildpeaks: lrrFINE
Golldum: not even locked
Chartle: he's psychic now
Alephred: Aww, the little kid 'no elbows' hug. :)
fritobandeeto: lrrSPOOP
wildpeaks: dangit Amicia, have you learned nothing
Chartle: did she learn nothing from her dreams
retroactivepancake: She has learned nothing from her concussion
Hellishdream: You just had a dream about lying to him.
Lord_ZYRK: Ah yes, the Bob Dylan school of combat: everybody must get stoned Kappa
BronzeGolem436: that's what happens when you drink strange things
starlitdiscord: dream: don't lie to hugo! amicia: continues to lie to hugo
Hellishdream: What are you doing lying again.
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Pteraspidomorphi: It's a reasonable assumption
CapnRobert: ^
ninja_theory_ashrams: game design counter to player expectations
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Aztren: BOY
accountmadeforants: What if the rats learned to mimic humans? O_O
niccus: did the juice give him powers or something
JoTyler: he's like 6 lol
Eklinaar: This game is just one long escort mission
Hellishdream: He's like seven, Ben.
kerbalized_: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
kerbalized_: yikes
evilspoons983: this seems reasonable and safe
JoTyler: nooooOOOO
Alness49: Just a Mom composed entirely of Rats
Theycallmejokke: Yikes
stacko84: Still dreaming?
starlitdiscord: uhhhh
ostcrammath: "dream" universe
Chartle: oh dang
MWGNZ: who brought the mono black deck?
wildpeaks: joinn uss
I_Am_Clockwork: really have to HAND it to the game devs, this is pretty unsettling
Robot_Bones: it is the Sorrow LUL
wildpeaks: ever forward
Chartle: the real rats was us all along
Nameless_Sword: HUGO!!
starlitdiscord: uhoh
Pteraspidomorphi: There's a lot of evil water down here
I_Am_Clockwork: some sort of Rat Sea
ninja_theory_ashrams: so many rat souls
stacko84: If you're lucky
Chartle: that's some sick voice acting though, damn
grennysohail: they are going to give you candy
grennysohail: don't go
Robot_Bones: The End
Lord_ZYRK: In that DEEP water. That RAT water.
Plaicoson: The level design is so cool on some of these levels
MolaMolaphant: so I haven't been here for the rest of this game, what are they going to do for Hugo?
grennysohail: !uptime
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JoTyler: yeah the voice acting in this game is really good
grennysohail: oh wow
Robot_Bones: He got better
wildpeaks: there are several of those guys
Amentur: He's not quite dead
Nameless_Sword: maybe its his twin brother?
starlitdiscord: maybe its a different guy?
Chartle: there's more of these dudes right
I_Am_Clockwork: maybe he's one of the Goon Clones
Chartle: it's like a uniform
JoTyler: undead thrall?
stacko84: There was a slew of them wasn't there?
CapnRobert: wait what happened
starlitdiscord: one ratto!
Chartle: sweet
CapnRobert: so did the kid actually run off?
wildpeaks: mummy \o/
Robot_Bones: Time to command the rat horde
Theycallmejokke: Okay that is cool
Chartle: now you can make rational choices
TheArchitectX: That's probably the big red mark in dude's forehead.
I_Am_Clockwork: Hugo-ing on an Adventure!
Chartle: heh heh
starlitdiscord: omg this is great
Chartle: rat ional
Nameless_Sword: he's got the case of the zoomies
Invitare: oh sure he moves fast and is smart NOW, but when you're Amicia...
HisEvilDomain: Nearly dying makes you rin fastr
niccus: i am bread got dark
bl1ghtn1n6: Wait then what was last chapter?
ninja_theory_ashrams: this has been an origin tale of how Hugo became The RatKing
flouncy_magooo: Sonic the Hedgehugo
Ferisar: oh hey we get to see what's been going on in his head
JoTyler: oo yeah
BronzeGolem436: we have rat sence?
Decaped: He was faster than Amecia a bunch of times, narrative consistency!
starlitdiscord: pit pat feet!
stacko84: You going to be able to psychically control rats
CapnRobert: like what is even going on
Hellishdream: That is a lot of gold.
Himyul: is episanguis rat poop?
CapnRobert: did the kid run off?
CapnRobert: ah
Plaicoson: taunt the guard, nothing bad can happen
MWGNZ: jamieOopsie
starlitdiscord: oooop
wildpeaks: ran off, and got captured when he went home
grennysohail: no shit
SketchyDetails: imagine having so much gold you need a gold shovel
CapnRobert: they just explained that in a weird dream sequence i guess
Decaped: PLS NO STEP ON HUGO
korvys: go left ml
Lord_ZYRK: Should've got the stealth camo
flouncy_magooo: Stealth sequences are the best *cough*
ninja_theory_ashrams: remember what you learned, Hugo. Amicia taught you it is OK to kill, you are only sending them to a land without pain.
korvys: !advice
LRRbot: Run behind it, and stab it in the back.
evilspoons983: ah, one of my "favourite" levels - stealth with new mechanics and no options, just do it perfectly
Himyul: lrrbot on point
kerbalized_: perfect advice
starlitdiscord: lol they have no peripheral vision
A_Dub888: !findquote mom
LRRbot: Quote #211: "You're not my mom! Wait… are you my mom? I always wanted to meet her." —James [2015-05-02]
Nameless_Sword: how nice of the people who made this place... they left us little holes just right for sneaking through
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
kerbalized_: what is he grinding...
Alephred: What is he grinding?
Amentur: The levels in this game look really rad
JoTyler: bones to make bread
Argumentable: How to look under table
Lord_ZYRK: "Oh nevermind, it's just a table."
korvys: I thought your mum got hella stabbed - there was a bloody sword sticking through the door (I did miss some streams, though)
CapnRobert: under tables I shall never look
kerbalized_: wow
wildpeaks: must have been a big rat :D
Plaicoson: just a tablee
Theycallmejokke: Perfect :D
kerbalized_: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
ninja_theory_ashrams: at least not instant fail
Nameless_Sword: hmmm i thought i saw a small child... gues not
I_Am_Clockwork: He Can't Keep Getting Away With THis!
JoTyler: @korvys he actually stabbed the groundskeeper that was with her
starlitdiscord: hes so smol!
stacko84: Did they just day the life of the Grand Inquisitor depends on Hugo's blood?
korvys: @jotyler oh, cool
Pteraspidomorphi: "go" and see
CapnRobert: I have to go and see meaning ill just turn around for a second
Lord_ZYRK: These guys SUCK
starlitdiscord: "go and see"
JoTyler: @stacko84 yeah i think he's been getting blood transfusions and wants hugos blood...
ninja_theory_ashrams: some Stealth Action Espionage
Pteraspidomorphi: Walking is above his pay grade
Theycallmejokke: In best Adam voice: "These guys sucks!"
accountmadeforants: I see, so the guards were actually good at guarding... relative to the regular people
evilspoons983: maybe the hoods give 'em tunnel vision
BronzeGolem436: kid's got a great future as a halfling rogue
Ferisar: that guy: "yes, yes i did"
Invitare: you're right, he did
wildpeaks: the greeed :D
accountmadeforants: He juked you!
MolaMolaphant: kid's got a great present as a halfling rogue
ninja_theory_ashrams: fission mailed
Alephred: Rat Beer ® It's got bite!
Aztren: malnutrition to bad eye sight and no glasses... Ima just pretend with that
korvys: generous checkpointing at least
PMAvers: Hugo? HUUUUUGO
Lord_ZYRK: "I know, I know. Scrape the filters and change the tanks."
wildpeaks: sometimes they look elsewhere after their dialogs
wildpeaks: be brave, Hugo
BronzeGolem436: ah filters, they're making medieval coffee
MolaMolaphant: wait, this is coming from one person? what the hell is episanguis???
PMAvers: Turns out this is Grand Inquisitor Serge's cold brew rig
bl1ghtn1n6: Good old rat coffee
Aztren: seems environmentally friendly
JoTyler: episanguis = epic blood????
bl1ghtn1n6: @jotyler not quite?
PMAvers: Ah yes, the royal drugs
I_Am_Clockwork: known fact: Chanting "Ninja Ninja Ninja Ninja" makes you harder to detect
stacko84: Heroin needles
sewvi: they injected coffee in the middle ages
Vlanoik: he was a man on a mission
evilspoons983: a mission to find the can
bl1ghtn1n6: I have mastered the art of standing so incredibly still...
JoTyler: @bl1ghtn1n6 haha yeah i was joking
BronzeGolem436: they all skipped their training week
PMAvers: Oh dear, that's a dead Archbishop incoming.
stacko84: Weeee sacrilege.
MolaMolaphant: the most important thing is MONEY. You got it, Hugo.
kalateth: and youknow... not dying
Tiber727: Heresy!? Time for a purgin'!
accountmadeforants: Hugo's like "Lore? DansGame "
I_Am_Clockwork: Tiny agrees with me that it's 'erasy!
kumatsu: This is gonna be some Bloodborne shit, just you wait
I_Am_Clockwork: *toot toot*
Clockwork_Penguin: Heresy, theresy, everywheresy
Ferisar: grand inquisitor lycansub scribe
Theycallmejokke: :D
Nyx_fire: Hi all! Hi Ben! great to see you streaming :) lrrHEART benginHeart
Theycallmejokke: It just get funnier
evilspoons983: "let's go and see!" *doesn't crouch*
PMAvers: From outside, probab.y
PaperDoopliss: It totally was heresy though
niccus: the infestation is starting irl...
MolaMolaphant: oh the bug came in with the rats. Don't worry about it.
Lord_ZYRK: Mothra is attacking the Moonbase WutFace
Toxxick: So, I know next to nothing about the plot of this game, but am I right that it seems to be “the Black Death, but what if demon rats?”
wildpeaks: did the rats break into the moonbase ?
ninja_theory_ashrams: bug on a stealth mission around Ben
I_Am_Clockwork: it must be all that heresy Kappa
PMAvers: The bug is the scout for the return of the BEES
Theycallmejokke: Don't let it bite, or you get bug powers
wildpeaks: the greeed :D
Nameless_Sword: Too greedy
tehlordofelves: you turn into "The Fly"
Himyul: the ability to vomit on your food to pre-digest it
Tiber727: There's a child creeping around the LRR office, but Ben thinks, "Must've been an insect!"
kalateth: its not radioative so no.. it would suck
colonelcustard2000: spooderman powers?
RAICx: lrrGREED
kalateth: radioactive
SquareDotCube: Your eyes multiply and you grow an extra pair of arms
Clockwork_Penguin: You get the inability to tell the difference between windows and openings
Golldum: wait did my table just say mommy?
Invitare: if you COULD be bitten by a radioactive insect, which would it be?
Robot_Bones: sounds sick
wildpeaks: you might need multiple mouths then
gt225: You gain the power of annoying buzzing
kumatsu: Extra eyes? Never miss a joke from Chat again
MechaKuuga: You eat your PB with no J?!?!?
Stoffern: from downtown
BronzeGolem436: it's a plague so ... Flea-Man?
Lord_ZYRK: The only thing stopping you from doing that now is dedication, Ben
Robot_Bones: shit, I'd need two pairs of glasses
Alness49: You could speedrun the Nug Centurion!
I_Am_Clockwork: and you never have to worry about accidently inhaling your food ever again
SquareDotCube: I mean, we're talking compoud eyes here. You can't blink
Lord_ZYRK: We've been through Swine Hell, but those are the grossest piggies so far DansGame
JoTyler: you could smell with your feet!
evilspoons983: at least Flea-Man would be able to jump really high
Nameless_Sword: try saying that again kid when you have actually FOUND her
Nyx_fire: wait so i missed a bit, what happened to the sister
ninja_theory_ashrams: I just pictured Jeff Goldbloom vomiting on his food before eating it. thanks, Cronenberg, for putting that image in my subconscious
Alephred: I do not want smell receptors on my feet.
Lord_ZYRK: But you'd just smell shoes all day
stacko84: Lick your arms and rub it on your eyes
Nameless_Sword: NOT the pope...
kerbalized_: Ben "Pope Puncher" Ulmer
HisEvilDomain: random lenses would dry up, so very specific parts would be super itchy and the only way to fix it is dump eye wash over them
I_Am_Clockwork: all hail the Rat Pope!
wildpeaks: llaPraise
JoTyler: oh it's just somebody that we used to know
Clockwork_Penguin: Any minute now, the inquisitor isgoing to declare that he is the senate
Lord_ZYRK: Late night pope fight PogChamp
seth_erickson: yes
Chartle: we meta now
seth_erickson: A game can change the world
tapdancingbeavers: Hello everyone :)
Veste: man assassin's creed 2 still lookin alright
stacko84: Excuse me, I need to chase the dragon for a moment.
Tiber727: Does it count if the game causes a riot?
Chartle: gross
Chartle: hello, FBI
Theycallmejokke: Eew
JoTyler: hgurk
MWGNZ: NOPE
colonelcustard2000: ewwie
Lord_ZYRK: Might wanna clean those
kerbalized_: W T F
BronzeGolem436: he's a junkie
Nameless_Sword: Evil villain wants rat powers too
Invitare: HERESY
evilspoons983: that's a big gauge needle
Alness49: Strange flex but okay
Nyx_fire: anyone pls, what happened to the sister i missed that
ninja_theory_ashrams: down aquart, let me top you off
I_Am_Clockwork: eugh all those hole? this isn't the first time he's done this is it...
CapnRobert: this archbishop know whats up
kerbalized_: the ASMR of that needle was a biiiiiit much
I_Am_Clockwork: he's just.... mainlining peoples blood
Hellishdream: You should just execute him.
Lord_ZYRK: The patron saint of rats DansGame
Chartle: he's basically no u'ing the archbishop
Theycallmejokke: He?
underhill33: Jesus?
zunniest: hmmm
ninja_theory_ashrams: Swordguy is very swordsy
Robot_Bones: I will accept cheese prayers
I_Am_Clockwork: I LOVE the idea of Armored Knight as Big Stompy horror movie villain
flouncy_magooo: The Archbishop will turn into a Dark Souls boss, won't he
I_Am_Clockwork: really gets accross how terrifing a huge dude in a couple hundred pounds of steel can be
PMAvers: Conjuration: the Spellcastering. Here come the loot boxes!
ninja_theory_ashrams: nigh? who taketh liketh thateth?
SquareDotCube: Narrator voice: He lowered his guard
stacko84: This is themost amazing sequence of passing the idiot ball
Tiber727: Do not lower your guard. Maintain your narrow cone of vision!
accountmadeforants: So, there's a patron saint against rats (and mice), at least.
starlitdiscord: welp
colonelcustard2000: the voice acting on the little kid is pretty dope
kalateth: they are in their own base...the last thing they expect is someone to be walking around who doesn't belong
wildpeaks: close one
ninja_theory_ashrams: helm and hood? he really doubling down on no peripheral vision
colonelcustard2000: Sneeaaaaakiiiiinnnn, Sneaky young boy
Theycallmejokke: Secrets
Chartle: oof ow my bones
underhill33: grody
gawag_: chk pabnt
Mister_Skittles: Dont forget to take regular breaks Mr Ben
BronzeGolem436: so what we learned from this game is that a random child could be hiding under your furniture at any moment
Nameless_Sword: Then the nest will rise up and stomp across the land!!
Theycallmejokke: Nest-a-tron if you will
Stoffern: Welcome to France, it's a rats nest now
tapdancingbeavers: I want the rats to win
Tzeeeeentch: form voltnest
starlitdiscord: welp
ninja_theory_ashrams: Mega Ultra Nest, that is only legend
Lord_ZYRK: "Hey!" "Hello!"
I_Am_Clockwork: so we're aiming for some sort of rat based Grey Goo scenario then :p
accountmadeforants: So yeah, the patron saint against rats and mental illness, neat-o: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gertrude_of_Nivelles
Tiber727: These rats are multiplying like rats!
Chartle: a ratical change
gt225: And I’ll form the nest head!
Chartle: sorry
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginPun
BronzeGolem436: we're becoming master splinter
underhill33: Jesus fuck
PMAvers: UH.
PMAvers: UHHH.
JoTyler: ugh ugh uhghhhh
Plaicoson: Heavy metal
I_Am_Clockwork: vomit vomit vomit
PMAvers: benginBurn
Alephred: This is a 'radical change of diet'?
Chartle: this games story is rad
seth_erickson: I award this two seabatYIKES
starlitdiscord: oh god
Nameless_Sword: just in case anyone had any doubts on who the baddies were
Theycallmejokke: *clap* this *clap* is *clap* hecked *clap* up
kalateth: this went from dark to satans closet of nightmares dark
Hellishdream: So they are both feeding the plague and looking to cure it to be "saviors", cool.
ninja_theory_ashrams: crimson rivers of rats
CapnRobert: yeah what people upstairs think they are fighting the plague but down here seems like they are helping it]
Lyannen: That sounds like he knows you are there..
kumatsu: OK BYEEEEEEEE
starlitdiscord: oh noo
accountmadeforants: Hugo's not a listener
CapnRobert: that guy was trying to warn you not to see her uh oh
Himyul: is that why he wants to find his mom DansGame
wildpeaks: are you my mummy
SketchyDetails: hes a determined mutha finder
evilspoons983: ha
Lord_ZYRK: They took her voice? Dicks DansGame
colonelcustard2000: its all a set up i bet
starlitdiscord: nooo
Skajetolaf: Is his mom all wrapped and embalmed?
PMAvers: *snap*
PMAvers: DOORS AND KEYS
Chartle: KeyTSD
starlitdiscord: KEYS!!!
Evochron13: i mean it's a PRISON... keys make sense
ninja_theory_ashrams: there are 5 keys spread throughout this house
kumatsu: Keys pls
AfricaByTotoAOE: It's fine there's only one set of keys
bl1ghtn1n6: Key games!!!!!
Lyannen: Maybe you have to find keys for the room where the keys are
Nameless_Sword: Keys upon keys upon keys.... Ben's one weakness!
tapdancingbeavers: Is this a magic door that has TWO locks?
kalateth: and Bens key PTSD kicks in
accountmadeforants: *jingles menacingly*
CapnRobert: lolol
I_Am_Clockwork: gO geT ThE KEyS BEnnnnNNnN!
Bladinus: at least it makes sense here...
Veste: Solve My Keys, Superman
Pteraspidomorphi: Each medallion requires four statuettes...
Invitare: Ben, do you lock your door at home? Or is it too much? Kappa
starlitdiscord: oop
PMAvers: You must fly the keys through the rings Superman to open the doors
Golldum: FROM THE KEYS OF DOORS AND THE MEDALLIONS OF CRESTS, SHITTY HORROR TROPES
Lord_ZYRK: One of the medallions is hidden in a safe, but we have to get the combination from a ghost we summon with five rat effigies
Evochron13: Aren't keys the reason Alex retired from Let's Nope? Just... noped out of the key meta
JasoMan1st007: @LoadingReadyRun Just install real fake doors
weff47: The right key has a broken wing and you need to catch while on a broom.
BronzeGolem436: keys ... plural...
Tiber727: There are number locks.
ritchards: well, we have our clip of the day...
Evochron13: Kappa
CapnRobert: that guys got some eagle eyes seeing you at range through that helmet
starlitdiscord: wow thats creepy
wildpeaks: daww, Hugo misses us
MolaMolaphant: Playing next: Da Rune - Ratstorm
PMAvers: This seems like a bad idea.
Theycallmejokke: Is it time to Hugo's first murder
Lord_ZYRK: Tired of too much rattling in your dungeon? New from the Acme Corp, quiechains!
wildpeaks: unleash my minions
seth_erickson: Too bad there wasn't a sweet balance mechanic there
Alephred: This voice acting is surprisingly good. Child VA's are often not great.
Ba_Dum_Tish: How's our ratty boy doing?
yeemaster666: is dis ded bruh day light?
BronzeGolem436: pretty weak alchemist, macguyver would have been out of there with a paperclip and some bubblegum
wildpeaks: keys are on the wall, behind the rats
SquareDotCube: The key was in your heart all along?
Robot_Bones: just use your rat powers hugo
weff47: These rats have no respect for the Rat King.
Lyannen: perfectly normal people
starlitdiscord: poor precious stale cinnamon bun
SquareDotCube: And then we got the wrong key. :P
Skajetolaf: That's nope for me even as an adult
Ba_Dum_Tish: Perfectly normal rat king
BronzeGolem436: rats are just super shy, don't want to be in the spotlight
PMAvers: Or a Menoth's fire projector... we call that a "flamethrower."
Himyul: why do rats evaporate?
Chartle: magic
MolaMolaphant: I like that if they get trapped in a corner with the light they just *poof*
Ba_Dum_Tish: Rats are a liquid just like cats
yeemaster666: rats gangsta until you bring a flamethrower
starlitdiscord: nooo
wildpeaks: Joiinnn usss
Ferisar: he's beginning to feel like a rat god
gawag_: didn't our mom get fucking run through with a sword?
kerbalized_: yaaaaaas
Nameless_Sword: Rat POWERS! Activate!
Pteraspidomorphi: But that will also give the rat king powers to the inquisitor
wildpeaks: Corvo would be proud
Lord_ZYRK: It says "Like the dark? Is it cheese you crave? Getting long whiskers? Burmashave!"
Tzeeeeentch: you're the pied piper
Pteraspidomorphi: So probably not a good idea
bl1ghtn1n6: @gawag_ apparently not
Robot_Bones: well the door she was standing by got impaled by the sword
accountmadeforants: We're a strategy game now :)
PMAvers: And now we're just going to Katamari up rats until we're a giant Inside blob right?
ritchards: Give in to the Rat Side!
Nameless_Sword: Ben with that Big brain call from episode 1
BronzeGolem436: we are the mother luving pied piper
Evochron13: rejected harry potter spell #3: Imperium - version 1 of the Imperius curse; flaws: only controls rats
starlitdiscord: welp we magic rat king now
MolaMolaphant: RTS: Rat Targeting Strategy
Lyannen: the ultimate weapon
yeemaster666: XD
yeemaster666: kill him
Robot_Bones: a weapon to surpass metal gear
Lord_ZYRK: Is this NOT a game 🤔
Alness49: Rat Instrumentality Project
BronzeGolem436: medieval katamari
Zoreye: this is not a game Kappa
aWabbajack: new mutant powers
ritchards: can you control... SQUIRRELS????
Lord_ZYRK: This Christmas give her what she really wants: the gift of rats
MolaMolaphant: other animals, but only hive intelligences. So some obscure sects of ants, but not much else.
stacko84: Probably just the magic plague rats
Stoffern: Its the gift that keeps gnawing
wildpeaks: :D
kalateth: all of them?
wildpeaks: too much light
yeemaster666: heheh you il see
HisEvilDomain: it'd be kinda cool if it was only plague animals, powerful but also brings ruin
electric_claire: The kid killing people with rats would be a little dark
Golldum: the red is where they wont go?
Megaparsec256: It's cool that you can also see the light radius with this power
BronzeGolem436: clearly this is how the real black plague started
AfricaByTotoAOE: It's a major version of the rat theme from earlier
AfricaByTotoAOE: It's pretty dope
ritchards: that man really has... Tunnel Vision!
flouncy_magooo: Hugo has a liberal rats degree now
I_Am_Clockwork: @ritchards Doh hohohoho
AfricaByTotoAOE: There are rats in the grating
starlitdiscord: oh jeez
kalateth: direct the light at the wall and lure the rats down the far stairs?
Pteraspidomorphi: Bald rats are strictly inquisition only
stacko84: There's going to be a rat anti-pope
evilspoons983: yeah so the grand inquisitor is linked to the kid, so he has rat mind powers too?
starlitdiscord: how does mom know this
MolaMolaphant: Ratamari?
evilspoons983: and the white rats are for him
wildpeaks: our own teeny tiny ratnados
Himyul: na na na na na na na na RATMAN!
aWabbajack: mrweebSnekBuns mrweebSnekMid mrweebSnekHead Rat Rival?
gawag_: I'm assuming the naked rats are so they can still have the normal rat avoidance puzzles
KidAmn: chew-chew chew chew chew-chew-chew chew cheeeew
Lord_ZYRK: Imagine a Gregorian Chant of the Katamari theme
Morpheus523: You give that kid as much chocolate as she wants
Chartle: we fucked up
Lord_ZYRK: KidAmn LUL
starlitdiscord: uhoh
I_Am_Clockwork: ya got goofed! D:
Chartle: sic the rats on him
Theycallmejokke: Rat magic fight?
evilspoons983: but it's a cutscene so we know the player didn't do anything "wrong"
KidAmn: this Saddler-looking motherbusser better get eaten by rats soon
Stoffern: Time to unleash ratageddon on this church?
gawag_: she gonna die
gawag_: bet
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starlitdiscord: uhoh
Ferisar: alright voldechrist
Ferisar: calm down now
accountmadeforants: It's a rat king thing, you wouldn't understand.
Chartle: this guy is a grade a creep
Nameless_Sword: get lost creepy old grampa
starlitdiscord: oh my god old guy pls
ritchards: If Poppi took in Hugo blood, can Hugo control him?
EpiiMeth: Join me, at the dark side
AfricaByTotoAOE: RAT POPE, RAT POPE!
yeemaster666: no he's destiny is de wae
GrandLlamaQ: "We will rule the galaxy as father and son."
wildpeaks: llaPraise
Chartle: haha, you fools
HisEvilDomain: Is this where we chant TEETH?
Ferisar: WIZARD DUEL
erloas: wererat
wildpeaks: Save mummy
evilspoons983: all I can think of is Hugo the movie with CG Sacha Baron Cohen
Chartle: the FOV changes are nice
Himyul: the first guy... okay, but anyone after that.... I'm not going in there
Ba_Dum_Tish: I would not be entering that room if I was a guard
wildpeaks: oh definitely it's on purpose
bl1ghtn1n6: Mr. Stark...
starlitdiscord: poor guards
Ba_Dum_Tish: Enter the rat swarm room where my whole squad got eaten? Nope nope nope
Alephred: Is that goo rat food?
Robot_Bones: This form is limiting Mommy
wildpeaks: mummy ratted on Amicia
I_Am_Clockwork: Loyal Minions! Get your Loyal Minons right here! They'll go to their deaths without any questioning! Get 'em while they're fresh!
MolaMolaphant: aw rats
electric_claire: This escape plan was not well-thought-out
starlitdiscord: welp
Himyul: sad tail
HisEvilDomain: but they did escape, just only for about 5 seconds
kalateth: if we don't give that guy a rat enima I'm going to be seriously disappointed
HisEvilDomain: it still counts
control_rig: Why sling when you can fling?
Pteraspidomorphi: Sling seems to yield better results
aWabbajack: oooh weee painful
SolarBlitz1: Pls no
wildpeaks: well they used to do that in medieval times
Lord_ZYRK: The clench is real
Theycallmejokke: ^
starlitdiscord: *shudder*
HisEvilDomain: if you sling the rats at someones face it counts as controlling to me
PMAvers: Spoop poops
AfricaByTotoAOE: Two more chapters and an epilogue
I_Am_Clockwork: This feels like the home stretch
MolaMolaphant: yeah, that idea is ratshit crazy
Ferisar: that quote out of context
PMAvers: Only if the rats consent to being put in Ben's butt.
wildpeaks: we won't finish within an hour, but next stream for sure
kerbalized_: Lemmiwinks?? Is that you?!
MolaMolaphant: oh, it's a one way street. They're not coming out again. Not that way.
kalateth: they use to do worse... rats in a bucket, put the bucked on the guys chest and light a fire under it and let them dig through him
kerbalized_: benginButt
Theycallmejokke: Holy moly
kerbalized_: yiiikes
I_Am_Clockwork: holy Time Skip Batman
evilspoons983: aren't people wonderful @MolaMolaphant
Nameless_Sword: oh wow....
TheMandrew: well it's not 5....Years....Later
Adamantcheese: pro lockpicking technique: piss on it
I_Am_Clockwork: One more day?
kalateth: better then some light novels I've read... forget a month they skip years or decades
wildpeaks: thse two things :D
MWGNZ: castle would be warmer if they shut the doors
SydPreviouslyHeadache: New Olympic competition for Serge and Ian
I_Am_Clockwork starts singing One Day More from Le Mis
cheetoJack: I dont think I've seen the Lockpicking Lawyer use the pissing technique before
SketchyDetails: This year has so many good memes for DB this year, and its still only june :P
sewvi: if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it, if you locked it then you're gonna have to piss on it
stacko84: Get that craft anywhere upgrade
SydPreviouslyHeadache: double sling?
EscherichiaCole: double barreled sling
Eklinaar: Double barrel sling
wildpeaks: twofer
starlitdiscord: double sling!
AfricaByTotoAOE: Look at the final instrument upgrade
MolaMolaphant: @cheetoJack it is reminiscent of gallium compromising of a lock, though
HisEvilDomain: dual weilding slings, she's basically a poi dancer
Stoffern: no balls, just rocks
seth_erickson: Ah I see you are a person of culture @I_Am_Clockwork
kerbalized_: @I_Am_Clockwork what in the wuht
seth_erickson: Love that guys content Wallelujah is my favorite
evilspoons983: maybe he just seemed faster because he was shorter
EscherichiaCole: Dear Rat God...
I_Am_Clockwork: @kerbalized_ oh maybe this is more your speed? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ0iTDafXuM
starlitdiscord: awww
wildpeaks: daww
seansilk79: I saw this game on instant-gaming dot com. Thought I'd check it out.
I_Am_Clockwork: @kerbalized_ or maybe this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOc8SrT8jbk
MolaMolaphant: "He would like you" "You stupid piece of shit!"
kerbalized_: holy shit lmao those are amazing
Theycallmejokke: Oh violance, is there nothing you can't solve
Ferisar: frandon brazier
KidAmn: Ben replying wholesomely to what looks like a stealth ad for a CD key re-seller is my favourite.
Golldum: thats a deep pit
Theycallmejokke: Trying not to
underhill33: sweet jesus
margieargie: Try jumping!
I_Am_Clockwork: Full of rats, yeah
AfricaByTotoAOE: Make sure the edge of the pit is ringed with fire Is the point I think
HisEvilDomain: I think it;s so Hugo can get home safely, the way in is lit
starlitdiscord: bottomless pit of rats
Ferisar: she did say she's just doing this out of a bit of paranoia i think
bl1ghtn1n6: Go check
wildpeaks: we do the brasiers on the ramparts
HisEvilDomain: she says it helps her sleep, could be paranoia, I think she's doing it for Hugo
AfricaByTotoAOE: Finish the one rodrick Fixed?
MolaMolaphant: getting you accustomed to the controls for the character again. Driving home the importance of setting up the defenses. foreshadowing something going wrong with said defences.
niccus: yeah, alberta's rat pit is even deeper
PMAvers: Poor Matt, getting relegated to rat duty.
evilspoons983: yeah, I've never seen a rat that wasn't stuffed and mounted in the museum
iggySPLOSION: food, fuel
MolaMolaphant: RATQUAKE!
EscherichiaCole: ratquake
kerbalized_: oooooof
starlitdiscord: oooooop
Theycallmejokke: Woaw!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ratwater
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's not just cats that are liquid
kerbalized_: not okay
Questhere: too many rats
Adamantcheese: SQUEAK
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so much for that system
stacko84: Rat geyser
Theycallmejokke: Run awaaay!
evilspoons983: I'm pretty sure the ones on the bottom would be compressed into a sorta rat paste
MWGNZ: rayfkWelp
starlitdiscord: well here we go again
wildpeaks: someone left the rats faucet open
Master_Gunner: dang
BronzeGolem436: saw one the other day, climb a tree and nibble on a leaf, it was cute
evilspoons983: @wildpeaks that's in the basement of the tavern
Master_Gunner: take a swim in the rats?
Adamantcheese: a wish i had a pit of the black plague sometimes as well
MolaMolaphant: ratlake
kerbalized_: do it!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Waiting for the ratnado
sokolov23: A Plague Tail: Rats of Innocence
Lyannen: get bitten by small rats to gain immunity against big ones
Lord_ZYRK: Dios mio, a vermicane WutFace
PMAvers: Vermintide
electric_claire: I have not seen the previous play it forwards for this game and without context it's hilarious
electric_claire: There are RAT WHIRLWINDS
Lyannen: i did not
wildpeaks: No one expects the ratnado inquisition
evilspoons983: this is the first stream I've seen and it doesn't seem that weird... except the tornadoes
Invitare: wow that's inaccurate
Invitare: they're French
Invitare: they should say "The rats are more dangerous than the English army"
HisEvilDomain: ^^^
Golldum: other way
AfricaByTotoAOE: Other way?
wildpeaks: he wants to go the other way
ClassicalHippo: Ratnado monkaS
Theycallmejokke: Get him to the ladder
Megaparsec256: back the other way to the ladder
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jimmex013: the same one you went up
Indiexxx: I saw a little black whirling tornado once in a park and when I got close it was little skunks
Alephred: Skunk kits are cute.
BronzeGolem436: is it a missed oppurtunity not having the rat music be flute? you know pied piper and all?
fritobandeeto: lrrSACK
weff47: Just got nibbled a bit
Adamantcheese: not even vermintide had this many rats
ClassicalHippo: could be a better series than sharknado
PMAvers: 62 rats in a trenchcoat
Lyannen: "not yet"
Invitare: he's a bunch of rats in a skin suit
Pteraspidomorphi: Or is he
MolaMolaphant: and the royal rat authority?
wildpeaks: talking of Hugo... *gasp*
Adamantcheese: RAT WARLOCK
starlitdiscord: nooo smol one!
wildpeaks: well fudge
EscherichiaCole: BETRAYED
Hellishdream: She's gonna have to kill him.
I_Am_Clockwork: Rat druid!
Megaparsec256: Final boss is your little brother?
Lord_ZYRK: Sweet threads, bro. Way better than that ratty thing you were wearing before Keepo
Megaparsec256: Yikes
Ferisar: "amicia, you must pick one of these three color endings"
CapnRobert: what happened? the kids just working for them now?
Zhedor: He's beginning to feel a lot like a Rat God, Rat God.... :D
iggySPLOSION: hes a vermancer
wildpeaks: he's only 5, after all
PMAvers: More like a chainsaw through butter, since they're all over the floor and walls too.
Lord_ZYRK: The castle was designed for withstanding an invasion by a ratomancer?
Alephred: I imagine they've been stealing Hugo's blood too.
starlitdiscord: oh
I_Am_Clockwork: it has been 3 whole months
AfricaByTotoAOE: I think the macula is taking him over
starlitdiscord: well then
amythist: just waiting for the skaven to show up then we get some real rats
CapnRobert: ah
stacko84: Vicious
CapnRobert: hes under duress
AfricaByTotoAOE: He's almost at the threshold and is loosing his humanity
PMAvers: So... why doesn't he just have the rats eat the other guy?
r10pez10: rats! ah-aaah! they'll chase every one of us
CapnRobert: is he armored enough that hes immune?
frozenphoenix7: 'DO IT"
tapdancingbeavers: Then his mum dies i assume
BronzeGolem436: over here vitalis is a water bottle brand, makes it funny
Pteraspidomorphi: Indeed
evilspoons983: hooray, bad guy exposition speech
starlitdiscord: oop
CapnRobert: yeah!
CapnRobert: get crushed
the_bananarchist: stab him
wildpeaks: rocked his world
kalateth: probably not
kerbalized_: ded
I_Am_Clockwork: thomas?
I_Am_Clockwork: isn't he arthur?
AfricaByTotoAOE: Arthur
Adamantcheese: RAT HURRICANE
ritchards: Hugo got brainwashed quickly
erloas: way to guarantee he isn't dead
PMAvers: Always double tap
tapdancingbeavers: double-tap
BronzeGolem436: dude got stoned
starlitdiscord: wait how long was the time skip?
AfricaByTotoAOE: 1 month
KidAmn: Amicia is the smart one who survives the horror movie.
MolaMolaphant: hit with giant rocks. Hit with giant rocks again.
Lord_ZYRK: Holy shit, that's a big rock to lift
CapnRobert: they explained it when the guy threatened to kill his mom in front of him
frozenphoenix7: Rule #2: The Double Tap
wildpeaks: Arthur, don't stop
starlitdiscord: ohp
Izandai: what
Ferisar: damn, no fusion
Tangsm: Ratticane.
Alephred: Rising up to the challenge of your rival.
I_Am_Clockwork: Curses! I have been defeted by the power of LOOOooOOOOove!
PaperDoopliss: Arthur you fuckup
starlitdiscord: welp
frozenphoenix7: This is why you double tap
MWGNZ: you had one job Arthur
wildpeaks: Avenge the fallen
iggySPLOSION: YOU HAD ONE JOB, ARTHUR
Tangsm: Should have picked a smaller rock.
CapnRobert: guys immune to rocks
kerbalized_: dammit artur
Golldum: how is he not hurt
the_bananarchist: or like picked up the sword and cut off his dumb head
Ba_Dum_Tish: Just ratnado him
r10pez10: oh stealth time
wildpeaks: he's immune to everything but rats
I_Am_Clockwork: the lanters
I_Am_Clockwork: not the bonfires
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrGOAT there
starlitdiscord: oh
kerbalized_: lololol
ClassicalHippo: LOL
ritchards: he's so slow!
Golldum: nice
Arikell: oops
AfricaByTotoAOE: lmao
iggySPLOSION: video game bosses could really use some cardio
the_bananarchist: riparoni in pepperoni
KidAmn: One whole yikes
erloas: that's because he isn't a kid
Alephred: While you were looking at the UI, I was training in the blade.
Lord_ZYRK: Tutorial forgot to include "hold tab when you are away from murdermens"
r10pez10: i seem to have missed a hell of a lot of story
seth_erickson: I was busy for a bit did Arthur die
bl1ghtn1n6: Yep
frozenphoenix7: He got stabbed @seth_erickson
wildpeaks: it's a bit of a puzzle fight
AfricaByTotoAOE: poT
underhill33: well shit
Pteraspidomorphi: uhhh
Invitare: that's a good idea
kalateth: now thats hardcore... he set himself on fire.....
Invitare: fire sword
PaperDoopliss: I knew this boss fight would be multi-phase
PaperDoopliss: And I knew it would be goofy af
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: good thing that stupid helmet limits his vision
Megaparsec256: Forced stealth AND puzzles. How diabolical.
wildpeaks: good thing we have the silent sling upgrade at least
AfricaByTotoAOE: You got the silent strings upgrade
wildpeaks: one last time
starlitdiscord: welp
kumatsu: SKRT
wildpeaks: that's one hot boi
Invitare: hoh this time he set himself alight
kumatsu: gotta love them rules of 3
frozenphoenix7: VIdeo Game RUles of Threes.
Chartle: i mean he is now on fire
niccus: i'm guessing that despite how it looks, you can't just wait him out
SydPreviouslyHeadache: more of a classic than a 5 room castle
Chartle: so just wait lmao
Lord_ZYRK: What can man do against such reckless rats NotLikeThis
SquareDotCube: His armor must have flint weaved into it.
I_Am_Clockwork: good old Rule of 3's
Decaped: yeah, he'll be on fire fore the rest of his life
frozenphoenix7: Some might say he's HOT on your trails Kappa
HisEvilDomain: surel you just need to wait like a minute
KidAmn: I bet this guy has some real bad hot takes
HisEvilDomain: he's literally enflamed
wildpeaks: got there \o/
starlitdiscord: oh god
MolaMolaphant: DELICIOUS
r10pez10: fairly compelling bossfight yeah
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Stoffern: Or did we?
I_Am_Clockwork: More Knights as Slasher Movie badguys please
AfricaByTotoAOE: !uptimee
Lord_ZYRK: Drowned in rats
AfricaByTotoAOE: !uptime
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Alephred: Le Mort D'Arthur
wildpeaks: at least the rats didn't eat him
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frozenphoenix7: This is what happens when you don't double tap
Pteraspidomorphi: Not the banner!
starlitdiscord: awww precious child
wildpeaks: Behold, the rats army
ritchards: Avengers Assemble!
darkora: yay team ratavatar
Theycallmejokke: One for all, and all for one!
MolaMolaphant: Team avatar of rats!
Buxx345: Rat Gang Rat Gang Rat Gang
erloas: kill them all with rats
r10pez10: "to the death" wow
I_Am_Clockwork: "Mummy mummy mummy. God kid, do you think of ANYTHING else!" - Lord Nicholas, probably
Skajetolaf: Now it's gonna be the white rats vs black rats?
Adamantcheese: team "jesus christ why are kids wanting to die"
Specdubbs: Lowkey that kid is hella metal
cheetoJack: Team Avarat
edgeyberzerker: Goooo Planet??
starlitdiscord: rodric is great
frozenphoenix7: He has the power of muscle
SquareDotCube: And alchemy!
HisEvilDomain: Captain RATNET
darkora: Thanks! :D
Invitare: The power of "Nothing personal, kid"
amythist: ok why the "to the death" like now I feel like we are about to watch each of these kids die one by one
frozenphoenix7: He's the Muscle Wizard of the group.
Specdubbs: Hugo is ready for murder at age 7
brainiac4: what is even this game?
HisEvilDomain: He's our hero
starlitdiscord: he casts fist
AfricaByTotoAOE: Lucas Best Boi
evilspoons983: HEART!
MolaMolaphant: and when I say "rats" I mean so many rats. You would not believe how many rats. SO MANY RATS
Revenant77x: By your Powers combined I am Captain PlagueWorld
frozenphoenix7: This party is double rogue, alchemist, wizard, muscle wizard.
starlitdiscord: aww he gets his little scarf back!
HisEvilDomain: he's Spiders-Man, but for rats
Golldum: druid?
kumatsu: A Druid
Arikell: Seems like a strange question, you found mummy on your own hugo
frozenphoenix7: "He's 5 years old." He also just killed a grown man technically.
CapnRobert: is the kid standing up for the rats?
evilspoons983: @frozenphoenix7 two!
CapnRobert: hes like they didnt mean to do it
MolaMolaphant: I wanted to make a joke using the latin name for rat, but the taxonomic term for them is "rattus rattus" and I'm not kidding.
orbitaltuna: how far are we through the game?
Invitare: I mean, they probably didn't mean to block the door
PaperDoopliss: @CapnRobert It's not the rats' fault. They're just being rats.
frozenphoenix7: Near the end @orbitaltuna
Invitare: the Big Bad probably told them to do it
evilspoons983: what is the goop the rats are leaving on the doors?
seth_erickson: Hugo's killed like six or seven grown men
r10pez10: his KDR is positive
Invitare: wow she's a ninja
darkora: ooo a rat-off
RagMan017: a rat off
kumatsu: Rat fiiiiiiiiiight!
I_Am_Clockwork: between the two of them, the de Rhune kids have killed close to a platoon so far :p
Theycallmejokke: Seems like a good bet yes
Ferisar: it's going to be voldemort versus harry for sure
Alephred: @evilspoons983 That goo is made of human remains. The rats build tunnels out of it.
iggySPLOSION: ratata, i choose yous
Skajetolaf: Rat Race war
Chartle: his kda is infinite, technically
wildpeaks: Late Night Rat Fight
evilspoons983: @Alephred fantastic
kumatsu: Our rats are in the top 99th percentile of rats
PaperDoopliss: Alternatively, we could just sling a stone at him. He seems pretty frail.
niccus: whole bandoliers of pokeballs filled with ratatas
darkora: cast fist!
starlitdiscord: FIST!
PMAvers: Hugo has a better KDR than James I bet.
wildpeaks: that crunch
Buxx345: OOOF
PaperDoopliss: It's super-effective!
KidAmn: decent plate is actually surprisingly easy to move about in.
RonnyConcrete: Having actually tried wearing chain mail, I can attest to it being a pain to runn
Theycallmejokke: Death hug!
r10pez10: oh mAN
electric_claire: Just some amateur chiropracty
SydPreviouslyHeadache: with a statisfying crunch
frozenphoenix7: Rodric is the best character in this game, not even close, don't @ me.
ClassicalHippo: stronk boi
Specdubbs: That was a broken neck through plate armor...
MWGNZ: is Rodric the Kronch Wrangler?
Invitare: the Grand Inquisitor is wasting his time with the rats. He should have gone with the Neck Breaking skill
RonnyConcrete: Chain mail is lighter, and it still weighs *so much*
AfricaByTotoAOE: Which one gonna die?
seth_erickson: Rodric has definitely wrangled a kronch in his lifetime
starlitdiscord: bow to your king!
electric_claire: I feel like they're about to start singing
kerbalized_: they all twitch in sync too
Tangsm: Address your squeaky army.
MolaMolaphant: not commentary I expected from this game, but I guess adorable lines up
darkora: KDR +3
Theycallmejokke: Om nom nom
MWGNZ: this is like a dark disney movie
Ukon_vasara: quest number 1: murder VoHiYo
Lord_ZYRK: I just imagine them all in unison "top o the mornin, guvna"
Specdubbs: Typhoid Fever
Ridgenator: Oh now it's just Pikmin with rats
Lord_ZYRK: I don't know why the French rats sound British, though 🤔
Evochron13: i really like the concept that in the first third of the game you're using sneaky things, second third setting things alight, last third turning light off
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh. yeah it kind of is like pikmin
wildpeaks: the fun of stealth games, many ways to aproach a problem
evilspoons983: @wildpeaks *good* stealth games
AfricaByTotoAOE: You broke him
starlitdiscord: loool
wildpeaks: true, that was implied :D
Lord_ZYRK: You have demonstrated a loop
Lord_ZYRK: The opponent must concede
cdutson: just have to wait for them to turn around and bonk em on the head
wildpeaks: he'll forget about us eventually
darkora: ratlocked
PMAvers: Give this man a ladder.
Meyari: This one's very dedicated
Lanthess: I love the idea of this guard; terrified one second and angry the next
evilspoons983: the rats sound like someone squishing spaghetti
Skajetolaf: Maybe you can get t he rats a bit further back
Laserbeaks_Fury: Why does his shield have a mail slot?
wildpeaks: for him to see through the shield
starlitdiscord: ahahaha
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AfricaByTotoAOE: There's rats in the alcove
Pteraspidomorphi: This is a conflicted man
wildpeaks: let him forget us for him to walk away ?
robo__nixon: @Laserbeaks_Fury thinking the same thing
Pteraspidomorphi: He was about to die
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh
r10pez10: ???
cdutson: hide in the poop!
r10pez10: Silent Sling is my weekend name
wildpeaks: om nom nom
Decaped: "Much better!" "Gargling death noises"
kalateth: that... was a rock in the face my friend
cdutson: what are you bopping em with?
starlitdiscord: "what was that acid in my helmet?"
Alephred: Regular rocks.
robo__nixon: welp
AfricaByTotoAOE: Put out the mace?
wildpeaks: can turn off torch ?
cdutson: oh dang slime rancher is 50% off on gog
cdutson: WELL then
Alephred: Slime rancher is a nice chill game to relax with.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I love SLime Rancher
cdutson: that is _exactly_ what I am lookin for
Alephred: Until your slimes overflow your corral and eat all your chickens.
Lanthess: Man with torch, meet man without torch
MolaMolaphant: it's like this, but all cute
r10pez10: ah, a man of taste
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was a good crapshot
SketchyDetails: Speaking of rat decks, I kinda of want to do persistent petitioners
MolaMolaphant: but *all* cute
wildpeaks: look at our cute pools of rats
bl1ghtn1n6: Relentless Rats, but yeah
Specdubbs: DEATH TO ALL THAT OPPOSE THE RAT MAN
Lanthess: I wish you could make them do a little dance
engineerbudy: I do believe that Ben would love slime rancher
MolaMolaphant: Ben. We just watched a kid get stabbed.
BaronVonPoppinOff: They can all be Kevin
I_Am_Clockwork: I thought we already named all the rats Denis?
frozenphoenix7: Ben, you're having demonic rats, controlled by an almost equally demonic 7 year old, eat people alive. This isn't cute, it's adorable.
seth_erickson: they're much more adorable when their not trying to kill you
I_Am_Clockwork: back in the first eppisode
kumatsu: Watching an 8-year-old child crawl through a dungeon full of torn-apart corpses is my idea of cute, yeah benginTraitor
PMAvers: Now what if instead of rats, they were pigeons?
evilspoons983: speaking of slimes, I own like 7 copies of World of Goo and they finally updated it to not freak out on widescreen displays and newer systems
PaperDoopliss: I'd play a Plague Tale mod that reskins the rats as Slime Rancher slimes
mowdownjoe: Is the entire Punchgood line in Betrayal Legacy just going to be named "Kevin"?
I_Am_Clockwork: @PMAvers well now they fly?
orbitaltuna: and you can be macaulay culkin
Alephred: I am reminded of that episode of Hoarders with a guy who had rats infesting his walls as his pets.
HuggsBroson: I played a rat colony deck in Arena pauper and now again in singleton
starlitdiscord: loool
korvys: Excellent point, Rodrick
acidphoenyx: Put out all fire more rats?
wildpeaks: Rodrick is swole af
Theycallmejokke: Wow! Go Rodrick
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok then
Adamantcheese: SUPERMAN
r10pez10: he's gonna break the portcullis's neck
starlitdiscord: woaaaah
Golldum: OH SHIT
frozenphoenix7: MUSCLE. WIZARD.
Specdubbs: roids man
kerbalized_: pardon
Skajetolaf: Rodric is buff
Arikell: Man can Bench
Golldum: MAN LIFTS
Skajetolaf: Roidric?
engineerbudy: I cast magic muscle
starlitdiscord: rodric best boy
Tangsm: He is the ultimate siege machine.
Buxx345: He Lifts BRO
robo__nixon: #frenchhench
frozenphoenix7: 0% Body Fat on this man.
OfficialBengan: Absolute unit
kumatsu: Rodric cast MUSCLE BURST
Stoffern: Those things...weigh a lot...they are DESIGNED to not be lifted by an invading army!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I don't think that's humanly possible, but i won't argue with the man who lifted a metal gate
seth_erickson: Rodric has not skipped any of the gym days
Invitare: Hugo regrets speccing into Rat
kalateth: someone replaced Rodrics morning breakfast with hulk roids...
Lyannen: high strength modifier
ritchards: critted his Break Bars / Lift Gates roll!
weff47: "This is just like a deadlift."
wildpeaks: KObe
Lord_ZYRK: KOBE
evilspoons983: "for fart's sake" ha ha ha
starlitdiscord: niiice
wildpeaks: ha, a pot, how cute of you game
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh god, is he okay?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I guess he got e-RAT-icated
Lord_ZYRK: They ate his armor seabatYIKES
seth_erickson: Eradicated
orbitaltuna: is macabre self-satisfaction a thing?
weff47: Nothing goes to waste.
AfricaByTotoAOE: This bit is hard
Juliamon: !addquote (Bengineering) [now] Sorry, I'm just admiring the corpses I've created.
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evilspoons983: I wonder how high the rats would rate on a "skeletonizing a cow" scale
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP cohhKnife lrrSPOOP cohhBeer cohhBoop
starlitdiscord: rodric is instantly the best
darkora: muscle wizard! he casts knock!
Chartle: kick it man
AfricaByTotoAOE: Put all the torches out before you trigger the encounter
seth_erickson: Rodric has had a bad time with burning buildings
Chartle: fireman's kick
Alness49: Smother the flames in Rats
wildpeaks: Rodrick understands us
r10pez10: roderick, that's a pull door
cdutson: this is a bleak world (first time seeing this game)
Tangsm: Have you considered just taking Rodric and his OP siege skills and just taking over a better castle?
orbitaltuna: he is fast boi
electric_claire: amicia should really invest in a shield
evilspoons983: @cdutson rat plagues do that to places
seth_erickson: @cdutson the game started with our dog dying
frozenphoenix7: When Rodric pushes, it's a push door. When he pulls, it's a pull door. When he lifts, it's a lift door.
HisEvilDomain: that's a loadingscreen bearing door
Specdubbs: Rodrick can lift 1/2 a ton of steel but can't break down a door?
Pteraspidomorphi: cdutson: Oh you've never been to France?
ChroniclerC: Arright. How goes the humans deck against the Relentless Rats deck?
Duven60: how traumatized is that kid getting?
Defrost: Oh hey a friend of mine worked on this game :P
ChroniclerC: Oh, or are we the Relentless Rats deck?
seth_erickson: that's super cool @Defrost
Specdubbs: Hugo kills upwards of 6 people... Are you alright?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well done, Hugo. Rats off to you
warpspeed365: Can he control rats
Invitare: I mean, the Inquisition probably had him killing to practice his ratomancy this whole month
starlitdiscord: oh jeez this cant be good for the lungs
aWabbajack: very nice Defrost! Worked on a great game
Invitare: so... this probably isn't doing much
Theycallmejokke: How many levels of on fire are you my dude
Skajetolaf: This mans poor shoulders
aWabbajack: not my jam to play but love to watch
cdutson: dude should try using his legs once in a while
robo__nixon: And who says chivalry is dead
Alephred: I want more rodent one-liners. "Mice to see you. Rat's how the cookie crumbles."
Adamantcheese: issues with fire in video games: literally no smoke what the heck
frozenphoenix7: Rodric, you have 99% muscle, I'm not sure anything is tougher than you.
Specdubbs: Press Q to advance
erloas: no one has ever died of smoke
Adamantcheese: i swear they have a greener energy source than we do
Pteraspidomorphi: Bucket on his head?
SquareDotCube: not gonna break his neck?
polluxr: ouchie
HisEvilDomain: your slapstick timing is perfect
aWabbajack: haha you have concussion now funny!
HisEvilDomain: "what was tha-" ded
aWabbajack: then rats eat them. lrrAWESOME cohhFlower
starlitdiscord: nice
cdutson: you are _wrecking shop_ with that slink
wildpeaks: "saved"
cdutson: sling*
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh
wildpeaks: there is a bench
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well. hind sight is 20/20
seth_erickson: We couldn't have known
Specdubbs: Rodric is a workhorse
starlitdiscord: oh noo
PhorrestGaze: RIP
seth_erickson: !findquote retrospect
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Chartle: rodric flexin\
PaperDoopliss: Death flag.
aWabbajack: but first, let's craft
MolaMolaphant: that man's gonna catch an arrow to the knee
evilspoons983: that's like four horses worth of cart
cdutson: if only you could find rocks somwhere
I_Am_Clockwork: man poosh cart.
thejester5411: Ben!!
Specdubbs: Press Q does not have plot armor
KidAmn: Rodric you absolute mad lad.
PaperDoopliss: @evilspoons983 I rate it at 1.3 portcullises
polluxr: nooo, who's gonna open our barricaded doors??
starlitdiscord: crafting time!
cdutson: no one gonna speak up?
wildpeaks: right idea, wrong side
polluxr: It'z a zecret
HisEvilDomain: And now we play Tinker, Tailor, Plaguerat, Fire on LRR
Specdubbs: Press Q
AfricaByTotoAOE: To the left to the left to the left
electric_claire: There was a hole in there?
frozenphoenix7: You could have gone in on the other side of the town I believe.
I_Am_Clockwork: go left Kappa
r10pez10: can you sling a rat
frozenphoenix7: See, you killed too many people with rocks rather than just devour them alive.
I_Am_Clockwork: what a way to softlock a save :p
I_Am_Clockwork: ok got there
Specdubbs: Put Hugo in the sling
MolaMolaphant: if you can sling a rock you can sling a rat
DarkMorford: Rat-flail!
starlitdiscord: oh
robo__nixon: Plague Town? This is a pre-Dark Souls game then?
FarleyF: Man the fact you can’t create a rat bolas is a crime
Specdubbs: Deep sling lore.
cdutson: there's a _lot_ of plague stuff there bud
r10pez10: oh a forge! maybe there's a workbench!
Specdubbs: Press Q for lore.
cdutson: are y'all immune or anything?
kalateth: thats a death flag....
Invitare: are there any rocks in that forge?
MolaMolaphant: was there more in that place?
Theycallmejokke: Lore get
Chartle: why do they have to live in a castle
Chartle: just get like a nice house
Specdubbs: 1 rock for 1 lore.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so was it actually possible to save those people?
thejester5411: I must have been hiding under a rock, what game is this?
frozenphoenix7: Because once you've had the castle life, you can't go back @Chartle
Arikell: decent cottage would do really
codyfoti1999: What are we playin? Fable 4? 😂
GrandLlamaQ: !next
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PaperDoopliss: Death flag... Prevented?
AfricaByTotoAOE: Ignore the archers I think
evilspoons983: stream just dropped for me :| refreshed and I got 360p
starlitdiscord: rocks rocks rocks!
aWabbajack: This is Skyrim: Ratguard
wildpeaks: save your rocks for the foot soldiers, yeah
TheMoatman: lmao
darkora: nailed it
Buxx345: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
control_rig: HAHAHAHAH
ritchards: Yep, don't worry about the archers...
robo__nixon: Ben . . . . .
starlitdiscord: pfff
kerbalized_: fffff
MWGNZ: jamieOopsie
Ellendar: No reason at all
Adamantcheese: FUGGIN REKY
Arranon: GOT EM
darkora: A+
wildpeaks: or we can do that :D
KidAmn: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AfricaByTotoAOE: F
I_Am_Clockwork: MEDIC!
electric_claire: F
Specdubbs: Big F
polluxr: but but but
r10pez10: hahahahha
KidAmn: AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
PaperDoopliss: Hi highlight reel!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh god, is she okay?!?!
Lord_ZYRK: Yup, no need to worry about the archers SeriousSloth
Duven60: F
Golldum: GIVE THAT GUY A RAISE
cdutson: okay then
polluxr: HAHAHAH
Juliamon: #ClipoftheDay
BigZoz: OWLdeadeye
itomeshi: And Ben's to blame.
HisEvilDomain: so, clip of the week?
Lanthess: You'll need to shoot the archers before they're behind you.....is what I was going to say
BaronVonPoppinOff: Promote that archer
evilspoons983: YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
cdutson: dude fuckin no-scoped you
thejester5411: wow.
Skajetolaf: Somebody should have clipped that
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's safe to ignore the archers, he said
SerGarretCameron: YOU GIVE STEALTH. A BAD Name.
r10pez10: it's still warm, someone clip it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah, oh that was beautiful
Chartle: do you need to do all the collecting again?
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Chartle: dang
electric_claire: Is there no manual saving?
darkora: I think you can save at the workbenches?
aWabbajack: feliciaSave cohhMoney feliciaSave cohhKnife lrrAWESOME feliciaSave
erloas: I shot the protagonist and all I got was this stupid shirt
Skajetolaf: Don't run in a straight line
robo__nixon: cheer100 I used to be an adventurer . . .
Specdubbs: Rodric has the strength of at least 4 horses
control_rig: Stay behind the cart!
electric_claire: I feel like rodric probably dies here unless you kill the archers
control_rig: Pretend it's Overwatch
Defrost: Rodrick is def getting shot right?
frozenphoenix7: They spawn forever.
Mister_Skittles: i hope this isnt where rodric dies....
I_Am_Clockwork: the archers respawn I think
r10pez10: oh 100%
AfricaByTotoAOE: It doesn't save him
wildpeaks: killing the archers make no difference
frozenphoenix7: The archers spawn forever.
starlitdiscord: nooo
AfricaByTotoAOE: sorry
SydPreviouslyHeadache: now i'm pre sad, but I mean, i had a feeling
iggySPLOSION: took a rat to the knee
PaperDoopliss: It definitely felt like a death flag, yeah
electric_claire: Rodrics plan seems really dumb
starlitdiscord: the death flags
aWabbajack: lrrAWW cohhKnife lrrAWW cohhFlower
electric_claire: Couldn't you just break a window in that building?
frozenphoenix7: I mean, you can't look anywhere without finding a death flag right now so....
wildpeaks: big damn hero
Skajetolaf: This game is not the most subtle in telegraphing what's happening
KidAmn: uh, that arrow
PaperDoopliss: @frozenphoenix7 That's crazy talk. Next you're going to suggest that we can climb over chest-high walls
Mister_Skittles: but he is so strong and cute...
Defrost: Why are those wheels so spiky???
polluxr: wouldn't it be more effective to simply pick a large piece of wood to use as a shield and run to the cover?
seth_erickson: Rodric's a tank of a man
polluxr: dumb rodric u_u
DarkMorford: As long as he doesn't take one in the knee, he can still be an adventurer! Kappa
starlitdiscord: nooo rodric
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
iggySPLOSION: thats a lung
Adamantcheese: he gon die
Theycallmejokke: Ouch
MrUglama: Y u no hit archers?
electric_claire: Those look non-fatalish
Lord_ZYRK: Tis but a flesh wound
kerbalized_: damn
polluxr: owie
PaperDoopliss: That looks pretty fatal
electric_claire: You only need one lung
aWabbajack: ouchies!
Defrost: That's gonna hurt in the morning
amythist: ok I knew I called it that we were going ot watch all these kids die one by one
polluxr: OMG he still has strenght to lift
kumatsu: @Defrost Hey look it's morning
MrUglama: he dead
starlitdiscord: :(
polluxr: the guy is a monster
Serpens77: *sad music welling*
HisEvilDomain: Muscle Wizards casts Sadness :(
seth_erickson: You hate to see it
r10pez10: roderick F ;-;
Mister_Skittles: he is the only one strong enough
frozenphoenix7: Best Character. Not close. Don't @ me.
Serpens77: F
polluxr: I'll remember you and your cute haircut
Lord_ZYRK: At least he has pants on
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: katesRip katesTry
LoadingReadyRun: F
Adamantcheese: very "BLUH" death pose
electric_claire: Woah, he just ragdolled
Adamantcheese: F
Defrost: F
TheMoatman: Wait how did those even hit him? He had a giant wooden door in the way, everything would have hit his legs?
cdutson: F
DaCardCzar: F
Theycallmejokke: F
Plaicoson: F
darkora: F
KidAmn: F
starlitdiscord: F
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: F
Fearitude: F
Bladinus: F
bl1ghtn1n6: F
seth_erickson: F
Skajetolaf: F
MolaMolaphant: more like RodRIP amirite?
kalateth: F
RAICx: F
Questhere: how are we goingto open downs now? :(
kumatsu: X
robo__nixon: F
KidAmn: And now his watch is ended.
hey_strawberry: F
DarkMorford: benginRip
aWabbajack: lrrEFF
Serpens77: don't do it Ben
Questhere: doors*
OfficialBengan: BibleThump 7
FarleyF: F
darkora: o7
wildpeaks: at least see the end of the dialog
aWabbajack: Paying my Respeks
korvys: F benginRip
spicydungus: f
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wildpeaks: F
darkora: it's a terrible day for rain...
vivianshade: F
Mister_Skittles: f
PaperDoopliss: Arthur didn't so much sacrifice himself as he ignored the unconscious dude he was explicitly told not to ignore
MrUglama: WTF
ritchards: the Rat Sea
kalateth: he parts the rat see
darkora: parts the ratsea more like
MolaMolaphant: you mean part the rat sea
Lyannen: rat moses
PhorrestGaze: the rat sea
kalateth: sea
MrUglama: looks like i missed some stuff
r10pez10: did melie not know about that
MWGNZ: Hugo is Rat Moses
Specdubbs: Strong Christ imagery.
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wildpeaks: hmm, the cathedral in front is the end of the final boss
erloas: rat sea
bl1ghtn1n6: The Rat Sea
Serpens77: it's Willard all over again
wildpeaks: so we're really close
starlitdiscord: loool
robo__nixon: Rat King!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: d'awww they so cute
polluxr: with an army of rats you shouldn't really need rocks to kill any bandits
Serpens77: Ratamri
DarkMorford: Dangit, now I want calamari
Ferisar: LOL
wildpeaks: :D
TheMoatman: ;lmao
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: DANGIT GAME
aWabbajack: donk!
Adamantcheese: DINK
polluxr: HAHAHAH
robo__nixon: Looks like you put some ro-DENTS in his armor lrrBEEJ
TheMoatman: So many good clips
Ferisar: the guard must have been very confused
starlitdiscord: workbench!
r10pez10: probably a cheevo
wildpeaks: last workshop
Megaparsec256: you could do the upgrade that lets you upgrade anywhere
MWGNZ: you just just the craft item you need
Mister_Skittles: i miss rodric already. he was 100% beef
polluxr: go back you found the rope you needed
polluxr: D:
wildpeaks: autoaim fails a little when the object gets hidden for a second
frozenphoenix7: It not perfect system.
Plasterboard: You made for a really nice SPEAR target though (when you stopped spinning). :P
wildpeaks: it is a small studio after all
Elspeth_Tirel: Is this a newer game? I've never heard of it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Really?
cdutson: rats indeed
wildpeaks: so close
kalateth: spear beats rats...
amythist: he had to go get his javalin he missed iwth
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Lanthess: What do you say when you get a spear through the chest? Rats...
kalateth: gold star for Lanthess
daDilph: Back to workbench!
Stoffern: Thats a large rats nest
PaperDoopliss: I wonder which character's going to die next
robo__nixon: Is this based on a real cathedral?
starlitdiscord: i think you did get them?
Defrost: Notre dame really went to shit eh...
Hellishdream: Is that Notre Dame?
Mister_Skittles: this feels like the kind of game that no one wins in. milie seems like her rage will get her killed
robo__nixon: too soon?
evilspoons983: a lot of Gothic churches kinda look like that
korvys: I think that arrow hit chat
Elspeth_Tirel: Has anything else implied that the game is in Paris? If not then probably generic chapel
Inquisitorgaia: Hullo I has arrived
korvys: !next
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MolaMolaphant: MLG dousing
wildpeaks: Let's finish this \o/
Inquisitorgaia: its fine im from 40k not england
Lanthess: Why not bring the rats in?
kalateth: or better ones
TheMoatman: Yeah but why would you be afraid of these rats then
evilspoons983: I am pretty sure Notre Dame has three main doors, that looked like it had two
starlitdiscord: oh god
r10pez10: holy fucking shit
Inquisitorgaia: these inquisitors are representing a false god not the God Emperor of man kind
starlitdiscord: oh he looks well now, i didnt realize
wildpeaks: such a cool location
Stoffern: I dont think were in Paris evilspoons983
MolaMolaphant: ooh, it's Coronation, that means we're making a rat king!
chunkysaucee: Oh sshiiiiittt
polluxr: we should learn how to surf on rats
r10pez10: !game well-made
I_Am_Clockwork: I sense a Boss Fight
chunkysaucee: WE PULLIN UP OLD MAN
erloas: popes going down to a rock to the hat
Alephred: This is very close to the end, right?
evilspoons983: yeah, Notre Dame also has a raised section in the middle, this is just Generic Gothic Cathedral
SydPreviouslyHeadache: does no one have a bow?
wildpeaks: llaPraise Rat Pope Rat Pope
Pteraspidomorphi: Obviously the good guy
darkora: ratbowl
Lord_ZYRK: Gamers don't look up!
Adamantcheese: WHITE RATS
Chartle: oh shit lmao
starlitdiscord: uhoh
Laserbeaks_Fury: now thats a Vermintide
Elspeth_Tirel: So we don't like the white rats?
KidAmn: blind albino rats? YIKES.
Inquisitorgaia: RATSUNAMI
Defrost: Do the wave!
Pteraspidomorphi: Hah
TheMoatman: One, two, three, four, I declare a rat war
control_rig: Rat Bowling
wildpeaks: sorry game, they are already called ratnados, not clusters
ChroniclerC: Beyblade!
robo__nixon: This is just like Gohan vs Cell. Except not at all :P
Alephred: Why did the Pope have to selectively breed rats?
r10pez10: is this ... i think this is the most unique boss fight i've ever seen
Inquisitorgaia: omnomnom
starlitdiscord: hmm
polluxr: floating rats are kinda scary hahaha
Lord_ZYRK: No bueno porfavor
Defrost: This is so silly I love it
Lord_ZYRK: LET IT RAT
Elspeth_Tirel: I wonder what the board meeting was like when someone pitched the idea for this game
amythist: yeah that's about how Skaven fight
Pteraspidomorphi: I don't see any difference
darkora: total war: warhammer looks wild
Defrost: Let them Rat
Skajetolaf: Total Rat
Theycallmejokke: Can we put out the fires on the floor
wildpeaks: our rats get stopped by fire
I_Am_Clockwork: I was going to say Dynasty Warriors
control_rig: No lie, it's certainly my strategy.
AfricaByTotoAOE: put out the fires?
Inquisitorgaia: Vigeta
Serpens77: also kina like Overlord with the minions
control_rig: Just mass units in a ball and throw them at the enemy
Inquisitorgaia: Viggggetaaaa
MolaMolaphant: slingshot the douse?
Mister_Skittles: can you use the sling
Elspeth_Tirel: Part the sea of rats?
MrUglama: stop the cluster, then stinguish
I_Am_Clockwork: gotta turn out the lights maybe?
AfricaByTotoAOE: put out the ifires
tehlordofelves: D-FENCE!!D-FENCE!!D-FENCE!!D-FENCE!!D-FENCE!!D-FENCE!!D-FENCE!!D-FENCE!!
evilspoons983: yeah, put out the fires...?
TheMoatman: I think you have to throw the cluster out not just let it sit there
korvys: I think you're going to defend like, 3 times, while he monologues, then something scripted will happen? (just a guess)
Specdubbs: Destroy lights, counter rat blades
Defrost: Build a turtle fence... I mean a rat fence
r10pez10: i mean you did call it, rat fight
polluxr: Is the priest dancing?
Elspeth_Tirel: Is this what rat vs. rat edh deck looks like?
wildpeaks: you got this
Adamantcheese: sneaky ratnados
niccus: i wonder what this looks like in vr
polluxr: @Elspeth_Tirel HAHAHA
MechaKuuga: This makes me never want to have rats as a pet
EscherichiaCole: This game gets major props for being super unique. Like this is a hell of a set piece
Inquisitorgaia: on the right
Elspeth_Tirel: I've heard rats are very nice as pets and love company
Lord_ZYRK: RAT AWAY WutFace
Mister_Skittles: ah, the irony of an old preist telling chidnre they are relics of the old world.....
robo__nixon: Rat Tsunami!
Stoffern: exit pursued by rats
wildpeaks: omg
starlitdiscord: you can do it ben!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: #MyGodTheSmell
Inquisitorgaia: 3rd
Defrost: !clipit
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wildpeaks: woohoo, first part done
Elspeth_Tirel: Does that... hurt the rats?
evilspoons983: I mean, the fact this even functions on a modern computer is amazing
Stoffern: A little late mom
control_rig: Hah
ritchards: descend her into the rats!
evilspoons983: imagine this on a 1997 computer
starlitdiscord: oh
Adamantcheese: RAT TITAN
MrUglama: mecha rat
TheMoatman: Oh my god are we gonna have giant rat mecha
Inquisitorgaia: rat golem?
korvys: Rat Mecha?
snowcookies: wtf
EscherichiaCole: Rat Pope!
Defrost: The pope is made of rat...
MolaMolaphant: oh, I thought I was kidding about the ratking
ritchards: Rat Pope
Ferisar: omfg
Elspeth_Tirel: Ratnado
wildpeaks: suddendly, dark souls
Pteraspidomorphi: Ratentacles?
cdutson: cause I'm the rat man skibbiy dibby dibby be bop bop
Defrost: Rat for the rat god
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh k then
Serpens77: O_O
starlitdiscord: uhhhhh
MolaMolaphant: crushed it
darkora: maybe dodge ;)
wildpeaks: straight domed by a pillar of rats
r10pez10: wow
evilspoons983: that's a weird way to die
Specdubbs: Leaning tower of rats
I_Am_Clockwork: best not to be standing under those then
Ferisar: that is amazing, lol
mowdownjoe: Fire?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I don't how you're going to squeak by this one
itomeshi: wait for a tell
Drakas: hello
ulexarX: Oh yeah I love this Dark Souls boss
TheMoatman: I mean TBF "getting hit by a pillar made of thousands of rats" is pretty likely to kill you
Defrost: "So how did you die?" "Well the rat pope dropped a 15m tall tower of rat on me"
Pteraspidomorphi: That must be satisfying after all this
TheMoatman: It would have been pretty funny if the single rock did it
r10pez10: man the VO
TheMoatman: I don't think that's how rats work
Inquisitorgaia: rat o mancy
polluxr: Alexa play Robot Rock
EscherichiaCole: Throw more DOTS!
CastleOtranto: MANY WHELPS
robo__nixon: The fire Bean
robo__nixon: Ben*
darkora: you needed to put out the fire
starlitdiscord: bullet hell time!
wildpeaks: the fire blocked our rats
Defrost: Stay out of the fire Ben you said it :P
Pteraspidomorphi: Need a dodge roll
seth_erickson: This is also one hundred percent accurate to how it happened in the actual 1600's
snowcookies: rat hell
Inquisitorgaia: this is such a wierd fight
Mister_Skittles: echanics over dps ben
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so this isn't the final boss?
Specdubbs: Double the rats, double the fun.
Elspeth_Tirel: Have you tried using hyper fang?
Defrost: Ok. stop rats
Pteraspidomorphi: Wasn't the plague in the 1300s?
darkora: Hugo! Quick Attack!
Mister_Skittles: there where more than one instance of the plague
wildpeaks: one last time
Arranon: it's a video game, so 3 hits kills him right?
Mister_Skittles: bait the aoes
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: OH JEEZ
wildpeaks: so close
Plaicoson: thats rough
SydPreviouslyHeadache: shoot
robo__nixon: Getting closer
starlitdiscord: welp
control_rig: Quite the placement puzzle
Specdubbs: You got this Ben!
Defrost: You got this <3
orbitaltuna: are those rat tornados
Defrost: !advice
LRRbot: Do damage while you attack.
Elspeth_Tirel: Hey rat launching is harder than it looks
Ferisar: time to get ready to farm this on heroic
evilspoons983: are you using the number keys to change ammo? would that be faster than the selector wheel?
robo__nixon: So when I first heard about this game, I thought it was trying to be historically accurate. They nailed it?
Mr_Whyt: rock to the head
Elspeth_Tirel: Beyblade, but with rats
Inquisitorgaia: Ha truth
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is very much a WoW boss fight
darkora: ratblade
Defrost: @robo__nixon don't see any errors in here
Elspeth_Tirel: Like quaking in wow but a little more intense. And rodent-y
Skajetolaf: I love what you have done with the place Ben
TheExactSame: congrats on the right rat strats
darkora: YES
Inquisitorgaia: noice
robo__nixon: @Defrost just like the reformation :P
wildpeaks: lrrHORN lrrHORN
control_rig: Nice
starlitdiscord: wooo!
Arranon: OH NO, THREE ROCKS IS TOO MANY
Master_Gunner: just domed him
darkora: Get wrecked!
Laserbeaks_Fury: rule of 3s
wildpeaks: and time
snowcookies: 3 hit kill
Chartle: i mean he takes more rocks than the average guard
control_rig: Rat Enema Time
Ferisar: *loot falling sound*
Inquisitorgaia: 3 rocks from the sun?
r10pez10: phase 3
EscherichiaCole: congratulations you killed an old man!
Chartle: so he's got that going for him
Serpens77: strapping big guard: dies to one rock to the head
FarleyF: benginTry benginTry benginTry
Serpens77: frail all cleric: takes 3 head-rocks
tapdancingbeavers: double-tap!
starlitdiscord: his pope hat is lined with really hard metal?
erloas: he's pretty tough for an old guy, all the guards only took one
wildpeaks: it is the end, yes, just after credits
TheExactSame: I'd RATher be bowling
orbitaltuna: the pope hat is surprisingly effective armor
Defrost: Alright now we learn he's actually 3 rats in a pope costume
snowcookies: epilogue?
frozenphoenix7: So, the level of tankiness in this game: Old Religious Man > Blacksmith's Son > Bishop's Right-Hand Man > Trained Knights.
AfricaByTotoAOE: there's a really short epilogue
starlitdiscord: noo hugo
AfricaByTotoAOE: That's it
kalateth: its not over till that corpse gets chewed to pieces
Inquisitorgaia: to be old in this time you had to have a lot of willpower
Chartle: this music is very ominous
Mr_Whyt: ominous looks
r10pez10: did he just smile
Elspeth_Tirel: intense
Chartle: wait what
BusTed: k
orbitaltuna: is this bad end
jonlevir: GG
Lord_ZYRK: Oh lawd he thresholding
frozenphoenix7: There's an epilogue, but that's it.
cdutson: The end?
ritchards: it is time for... HUGO BOSS!
Adamantcheese: good game 👌
starlitdiscord: uhhh
CastleOtranto: Um
Elspeth_Tirel: Kid totally won't turn out evil
Lord_ZYRK: Or this?
wildpeaks: you did it \o/
shinumei: there is post cretit
Alephred: There's epilogue.
I_Am_Clockwork: there's an eppilogue level after the credits
Mister_Skittles: i mean... everyone is still dead...
wildpeaks: there is just a short after credits scene
Ferisar: if that wasn't a sequel hook look i don't know what it was
Skajetolaf: I guess it sets up the sequel: A Plague Tale: Not So Innocent Hugo
Inquisitorgaia: quick game
CastleOtranto: Does this count as the good ending?
Specdubbs: Send in the rats.
seth_erickson: This game is great
frozenphoenix7: Not very long
wildpeaks: 5 minutes
I_Am_Clockwork: pertty short
AfricaByTotoAOE: it's like 5mins
kalateth: apart from the boys getting shanked and arrowed
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
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Theycallmejokke: This was sweet
Lord_ZYRK: And everyone lived happily ever after :) except for all the dead people
BaronVonPoppinOff: Glad you were able to squeak out the win
Mr_Whyt: and the rats
darkora: that seemed awesome
Specdubbs: Soundtrack A+
korvys: Are there plans for the next Play it Forward?
wildpeaks: they even cut the credit in two parts to make sure people see the epilogue
r10pez10: was there ever a sequel?
DarkMorford: 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀
Pteraspidomorphi: At least Lucas survived (and didn't become an evil rat overlord)
PaperDoopliss: @r10pez10 This game came out quite recently
Mister_Skittles: define nice....
starlitdiscord: i wonder if there'll be a sequel
MolaMolaphant: ooh, I wrote a piece about Katana Zero! I love that game!
wildpeaks: they said they won't do a sequel, but that was before it did so well
robo__nixon: I think I've given up on Sekiro
evilspoons983: yeah this literally came out last month
wildpeaks: there is material for a sequel for sure
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a lot more "gamey" than I expected it to be
MechaKuuga: its dark and gorey
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EscherichiaCole: squeakuel
seth_erickson: such a small team for the audio design
seth_erickson: but they did so well
Forsaken401: Ben I have a quick question about where to find a boardgame library for LRR. I have a few that I would like to send but dont want to send duplicates.
Ferisar: did you see that pope's look at the end
Ferisar: that's a sequel look
wildpeaks: even if they don't make a sequel, I look forward to seeing whatever project they make next
Defrost: It looks super good for a custom game engine too
r10pez10: scenic
frozenphoenix7: That's the perfect way to describe it. I expected something a bit more like, horror and like, more....natural? I guess, rather than supernatural rat controlling stuff, when I first read the description of this game.
Elspeth_Tirel: Okay, kid doesn't LOOK evil...
MWGNZ: and now they can travel from town to town extorting money to keep the rats away
starlitdiscord: awww he's back in the normal clothes!
frozenphoenix7: Hey, remember when we fed a pig to a bunch of demonic rats
Forsaken401: sweet.
r10pez10: MINIGAME
shinumei: The Developers said that there is no plans for a saquel or any Dlc for that matter @LoadingReadyRun
wildpeaks: tiny rat targets
TheExactSame: you win, now for the tutorial?
seth_erickson: a nice call back to the beginning of the game
wildpeaks: 6 targets like the beginning of the game
control_rig: Aw
Theycallmejokke: biffed it
Elspeth_Tirel: Don't hit the chicken
EscherichiaCole: PAve the save, can't 100% it
starlitdiscord: awwww
BusTed: lrrSCOOP
wildpeaks: I mean, if you do another playthrough, you can pet the dog again :D
darkora: aww that was cute
TheExactSame: side note, I do wonder if i'd be any good with a sling
Inquisitorgaia: do you know whats next on play it forward?
Specdubbs: Rats...
ritchards: Go... orit wouldn't be fair!
ritchards: !next
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mowdownjoe: !~next
Specdubbs: Rats everywhere...
StarWarsTHX1138: no
Inquisitorgaia: nope no other stream
Elspeth_Tirel: I don't think so?
snowcookies: next stream is tomorrow
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's an "a fair" to remember
r10pez10: no nothing i don't think
Pteraspidomorphi: Unless there's surprise loadingreadylive no
Mister_Skittles: everyone is suprisingly not dead
frozenphoenix7: I mean, I feel like you'd have been told by now
r10pez10: ben it's 2021
Elspeth_Tirel: Duck!
robo__nixon: They would tell you I'd think
control_rig: And then you run there with toast in your mouth
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's BEEN, Three days since we've seen a rat....
shinumei: The Developers said that there is no plans for a saquel or any Dlc for that matter @LoadingReadyRun
frozenphoenix7: Ben, pause the game and go help your mother!
Pteraspidomorphi: To the tune of one week?
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EscherichiaCole: Ben get off the internet! I need to make a phone call
r10pez10: sneak into the fair 100%
Elspeth_Tirel: I think we need more games without sequels and dlc. More strong standalone stories
evilspoons983: *picks up phone* KHCHCHCCCKKKK
TheExactSame: sling 'em!
starlitdiscord: awww
darkora: aand trip
Inquisitorgaia: srsly tho whos next on Play it forward?
BusTed: Ankle tackle.
Questhere: sweep the leg
control_rig: Ben!
TheMoatman: Oh I guess they decoupled the subiversaries from the resub itself
orbitaltuna: guess that three days without rat thing is gonna be a bust
Bladinus: let the kid win Ben
Laserbeaks_Fury: ILUUSION OF CHOICE!
r10pez10: hahahaha
control_rig: >:(
wildpeaks: rule 1: the kid wins
starlitdiscord: the kid always wins
Inquisitorgaia: tired
robo__nixon: In the back
kalateth: asleep in the back
Defrost: Ben do you want to get rat swarmed? Cause beating the kid is how you get rat swarmed
Specdubbs: Bro you are a mass murderer. And you mind control rats...
amythist: in teh blanket there in teh wagon
r10pez10: in the back
DarkMorford: They don't want us to let us into the fair? Maybe a few thousand of our closest friends could convince them. 🐀
frozenphoenix7: @DarkMorford They don't want to let us in the fair because of those friends.
Chartle: he looked cured before the final fight too
BusTed: roasted
starlitdiscord: oh this is precious
Theycallmejokke: Aw
MolaMolaphant: his scarring was gone in the last chapter, too. Dunno what the deal is with that.
wildpeaks: ow my heart
darkora: so cute
amythist: next game sister gets fly powers
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: aw aint they cute
seth_erickson: would've been better with Rodric
Specdubbs: Press Q to enter fair.
Mister_Skittles: hy not both
kalateth: forget riding the cart.. rodrick would have been carrying the thing
r10pez10: to the sea
TheArchitectX: "They were then swarmed by crows."
Inquisitorgaia: im glad i got to see the end of the stream today
starlitdiscord: oh, that IS the sea
Pteraspidomorphi: gj
aWabbajack: Words from our sponsers
seth_erickson: birdemic: the origin
wildpeaks: I hope you get to try Dishonored as well, even if you don't stream it
fritobandeeto: this was fun Ben thanks
evilspoons983: to England!
Elspeth_Tirel: Big day?
BusTed: Aww.
spsheezy: THank you, Sir.
wildpeaks: so many babies
BusTed: BabyRage
zed_alpha: !next
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aWabbajack: feliciaCrying feliciaCrying feliciaCrying feliciaCrying feliciaCrying feliciaCrying
mowdownjoe: 400 BABIES!
Elspeth_Tirel: Witcher music vibes
ritchards: and you have to prepare for nugget centurion!
margieargie: Easy credits for babies!
tendrilsoftragedy: aww hell yeah!! pride month stream tomorrow right?
Serpens77: the babies are all rats
Adamantcheese: BabyRage 🐀
TheMoatman: Is only a day away
aWabbajack: EEEEE 3
Mister_Skittles: i will be tuning in to your sream tomorrow after my commander game :)
zed_alpha: Have y'all seen Polygon's E3 Drinking Game?
seth_erickson: E3 all the way down
TheMoatman: YOOOOOOOOO
evilspoons983: @zed_alpha so good, BDG is such an odd duck
DarkMorford: Microsoft tomorrow, not PC Gaming.
r10pez10: fancy, man
tendrilsoftragedy: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
mowdownjoe: RIP Ben Ulmer. He died eatting 100 nuggies.
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seth_erickson: Paul might be with Adam right depending on Adam's availability
zed_alpha: @evilspoons983 not sure how confirmed it is, but I think I saw that he's a LRR fan, too. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. GOOBLE GOBBLE.
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Lyannen: nuggies are coming
r10pez10: never challenge the chat
DarkMorford: Ben, you know better than to challenge chat.
Pharmacistjudge: yeah...better make some small nuggets @LoadingReadyRun
tendrilsoftragedy: yes we are
robo__nixon: Noon to 2pm pst correct?
mtvcdm: https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ The Trevor Project website, if anyone would like it.
frozenphoenix7: Here Lies Ben Ulmer: He Died 99% Nugget.
MAPBoardgames: just in time to see the credits
EscherichiaCole: pls don't make ben eat the nuggies. I looked up how many calories are in them
snowcookies: Microsofting with Paul
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a nugget a minute?
aWabbajack: PLAY IT FORWARD Jun 10, 4PM – 7PM CDT (1d, 20:20 from now) A Plague Tale: Innocence Ben takes the PIF hot seat and he's playing A Plague Tale: Innocence
EscherichiaCole: tofu nuggets
Defrost: Nuggets'athlon
amythist: main concern for that would be, after about minute 30 those nugs re going to be cold
mtvcdm: "if". you sweet summer child.
tendrilsoftragedy: ooooo a nuggie centurion challenge?
DarkMorford: What are you playing tomorrow?
Mister_Skittles: ooooooh
RobotInProgress: swag package = swagage~
starlitdiscord: rip ben's stomach
Mister_Skittles: get a good nice sleeps and plenty of water
robo__nixon: Oh Ben . . . .you will be ded
Pharmacistjudge: can I donate $30 to remove a costume piece?
robo__nixon: For charity
BusTed: SeemsGood
korvys: I think you should take the green zentai suit - have some fun with the green screen
frozenphoenix7: Hey, we'll finally have a ghost on Let's Nope when Ben dies though.
tendrilsoftragedy: so 30 dollars every 60 seconds....
TheMoatman: Are you gonna get punched in the stomach afterwards?
snowcookies: eat the nuggies over 6 hours and edit it to look like 100 mins
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the rats
TheMoatman: Are Crapshots actually prophetic
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Ok! that sounds much better, to not do it then and there
kalateth: we're gonna get you there even if we have to frankenstine your costumed dehydrated form
EscherichiaCole: #sponsored
kumatsu: What is Skyrim going to be released on this year?
Defrost: Best of luck Ben <3
aWabbajack: Skyrim is for the Fjords
Inquisitorgaia: cya tomorrows Ben
Defrost: Skyrim for smart fridges
snowcookies: bye bye
margieargie: @kumatsu Sega Saturn.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream
DarkMorford: 🐀
frozenphoenix7: Skyrim for alarm clocks
seth_erickson: by Ben thanks for the great stream see ya later
Pteraspidomorphi: Words to live by
snowcookies: aw rats
starlitdiscord: bye! thanks for the stream!
EscherichiaCole: Skyrim TTRPG
bl1ghtn1n6: OK BYEEEEEEEEEEE
frozenphoenix7: Wake up every morning. "Caught us crossing the border"
wildpeaks: *squeak*
Baldrash: Skyrim for Vectrex.
kalateth: back to Elite Dangerous
MrUglama: are more streams today?
evilspoons983: Skyrim for Teslas
DarkMorford: And we all know it's going to be Skyrim on the Ti-86 graphing calculator.
evilspoons983: TI-89 at least, jeeze
kalateth: @MrUglama nothing more today
bl1ghtn1n6: Is the TI-86 even a thing?
margieargie: Skyrim for the Analytical Engine
evilspoons983: @bl1ghtn1n6 yes, it's older iirc
erloas: So is Todd Howard going to dig himself more holes
wildpeaks: Skyrim Go, fight dragons in the real world
Defrost: How is Randy Pitchford going to fuck up this week?
bl1ghtn1n6: Huh. Weird, i thought I'd know about that, having to buy a calc for school
wildpeaks: collect all the sweetrolls
evilspoons983: wikipedia says 1996-2004 and it was basically the best Z80 CPU calculator TI made
evilspoons983: The Motorola 68k CPU is in the TI-89 series and TI-92
evilspoons983: I have a TI-89 Platinum that got me odd looks in university because everyone else was still using their TI-83+es from high school
StarWarsTHX1138: !homecast
StarWarsTHX1138: !home
itomeshi: !commands
Juliamon: !homestream
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