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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The worst mole I had was right behind my ear, where the leg was. It got very very irritated and had to be removed.
CataclysmicReverb: I am slowly heating a large selection of vegetables for packing within a flour-egg based containment unit
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The leg of my glasses, I mean.
wildpeaks: I wondered for a second :D
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Each time my glasses shifted ever so slightly, the foot rubbed over the irritated mole.
Alahmnat: good save, WhiteNoise ;)
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh that wasn't a save at all. I cannot save anything anymore.
Juliamon: My worst one was my shoulder one (the one which left a big enough scar to prompt my tattoo on the opposite side), they had to dig really deep to get it all and it needed stitches... and I was in high school at the time and my backpack strap pulled on it every time I had to go to the next class
NojhLivic: ouch
Alahmnat: oof
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: That sounds miserable. So sorry.
Juliamon: People see the scar and they think I got shot
Juliamon: NOPE just my body trying to sabotage itself
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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, the human body can be a stupid place.
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wildpeaks: as the prophecies fortold
Ragnarakk: !next
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TXC2: I am the Harbinger of the streams
wildpeaks: tremble, mere mortals
wildpeaks: oh wait, I'm mortal too, crap
Chaotically_Random: Who else is predictiing that Ubisoft is gonna open with another Weird Just Dance Opening that makes us confused as H E Double Hockey Siticks
thegreatwyrdling: Gib cheers then!
TXC2: Chaotically_Random i mean it is kinda their brand at this point
Chaotically_Random: True XD
Bobtheninjagoldfish: It's not that weird when one of their main franchises is JUST DANCE.
TXC2: anyway pro tip chat: umbrellas, fucking useful.
Chaotically_Random: I recall watching E3 like three years ago on a big screen at work and we were all WTF
Bobtheninjagoldfish: not weird. It would be like saying "Man, it's super weird that D&D promote their game by asking us to watch people playing D&D"
NojhLivic: umbrellas are the speed strat for rain levels
TXC2: watching people play D&D would be gameplay, and E3 just doesn't show gameplay Kappa
Chaotically_Random: and its not a man in a giraffe suite running out and dancing with a marching band
Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL
TheAinMAP: Signal.
Alahmnat: woop woop
thegreatwyrdling: CONTACT!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Do you think the massive sets and thing that you see on the stream of many eyes or the Decent are represetitive? No.. they are showpieces. The large dance numbers are the Just dance equivalent of that.
Chaotically_Random: I need to be more active in the chat, been around for along time, and subbing for almost four years. and normaly just watch
TXC2: is the E3 logo used the here the offical one? cause if not it should be
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Come hang out with Cori, Graham and Paul and watch the Ubisoft Press Conference! ||
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
Juliamon: Chaotically_Random It's fine to be a lurker!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: as far as I can tell it is yes
Alahmnat: this is a good crew for snark, I'm excited
MehallD: Is this a re-stream, or do I need to have ubi open on another window too?
SalsaDraugur: pizza and lrr, dosen't get better than this
TXC2: MehallD no it's a restream
Juliamon: MehallD all the E3 pressers are restreams
MehallD: hurrah!
Chaotically_Random: lol well E3 is a great time to come out of the LURKER shadows... atleast for the time being XD
TXC2: hello Chaotically_Random welcome
Earthenone: whos winning so far?
Juliamon: Keanu
Earthenone: im told someone wins
Juliamon: Keanu is winning
TXC2: PC gaming
Dared00: @Earthenone Gamers Kappa
tehcrashxor: Revolver Digital won E3.
Laurence72: Yay! Made it in time.
Chaotically_Random: I thing Beej is winning
TXC2: and yes Keanu
SalsaDraugur: Nintendo as always is winning E3
snowcookies: hello
TXC2: Hello Cori and Paul
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Zhedor: they always do
Enmity777: o/
Stoffern: They just anounced the discovery tour coming to AC Odyssey! Thats neat
wildpeaks: it worked \o/
MehallD: the guy who said Keanu was breathtaking is winning, because he's getting a collectors Ed of Cyberpunk for free
tehcrashxor: lrrAWESOME More Chillpoint!
Riandisa: Hiya Cori and Paul
Juliamon: But yeah Devolver probably is winning for overall presser quality
Dared00: What up fellow gamers
dylanbbb: <message deleted>Ready for some cringe!
TehAmelie: hello!
ContingentCat: hi Paul and Cori
MungoDude: hi Paul and Cori
djalternative: hola paul and cori
Mark0Caffeen: ice t made a fun PSA
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EvilBadman: @Juliamon Subjective. That goofiness is not a lot of people's thing
RassilonDND: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:20.
Anubis169: we got a veto on that word dylan :)
warpspeed365: Paul, I missed your beard
ninja_theory_ashrams: the mortal kombat dramatic reading on the "pre pre show" last night was the best e3 moment so far
Anubis169: (nothing personal)
TehAmelie: team PC lrrPAUL lrrCORI lrrAWESOME
Taichanie: There was a very Paul game in the PC showcase.
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Emergent_OS: I really hope to see Clint Hocking being on stage at Ubisoft's Conference!
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warpspeed365: Cori I missed your bowtie
Laurence72: Has Serge recovered from a lack of Elder Scrolls 6 news yet?
snowcookies: and not sponsored with merch
djalternative: I just want to see an ubaesoft logo
TXC2: New IP? is this economy? Kappa
MehallD: I want Ubisoft to finally say "Yes, our games are political. It's deliberate. We're owning it"
TXC2: (in
Crokoking: i hope for a Tourist version of AC Odyssey
EvilBadman: They just announced the Discovery Tour (walkaround0 and Quest Maker for AC:Odyssey
wildpeaks: I just hope for no microtransactions in BG&E 2, that's about it
Mark0Caffeen: they announced story creation quest builder
Stoffern: @LoadingReadyRun They JUST anounced the Discovery Tour
Dared00: @LoadingReadyRun Ubi has *just* announced a free Story Creator Mode for AC Odyssey
Alahmnat: imagine what Ubi could get up to now that they're freed of the dead weight of pointlessly hoarding the Myst franchise's publication rights. :P
RassilonDND: Rayman and sonic: life eternal
Edgarware: Everybody Loves Rayman
Anaerin: Raymond's Raving Rabbids?
TehAmelie: they won't say it. Ubisoft are way too comfortable with people who also claim to be apolitical buying their games
SAJewers: i would too
wildpeaks: ti's a pre-pre-release
TXC2: prenoucemeats
Taichanie: Rabbits Xcom 2.
Mark0Caffeen: its available now
wildpeaks: *like a
Laurence72: Graham is still ascending from the editing mines
Anaerin: Taichanie: They already did that - Mario x Rabbids Kingdom Battle
beowuuf: Borderlands Dark Souls
ninja_theory_ashrams: is far cry on the cycle of new game one year, spin off the following year? if so, that means far cry 6
Earthenone: lrrGRAHAM
TXC2: Hello Graham
ContingentCat: Hi G
wildpeaks: He Emerges
Laurence72: HE'S HERE!
Chaotically_Random: @LoadingReadyRun Skull and Bones, Just Dance, New Assassin Creed Vikings, Something Unexpected
Evella: Hiya
TehAmelie: a well-groomed Graham appears
Taichanie: Anaerin But the squeal to that. (I couldn't think of the actual name.)
MehallD: New Watch_Dogs looks promising, especially since it's apparently all non-lethal
Taveena: A Graham???
Alahmnat: really looking forward to the message-free apolitical games on today's agenda
djalternative: did G literally roll his chair in from the editing mines?
Dared00: I'm so hyped for the new Watch Dogs, if they pull it off, it's gonna be wild
thegreatwyrdling: Graham!
Alahmnat: hi G!
angryoptimist: Grem!
Anaerin: Do also bear in mind that 100% of Ubisoft's E3 trailers have been absolute lies as far as how the games look/feel/work.
Emergent_OS: I hope for Clint Hocking to be on stage this E3!
Pal_Friendpatine: G!
ANeMzero: AC3 had too many studios
Pal_Friendpatine: A wild G appears!
12mrfrog: you guys are the best bears are the beat go gram and paul old school music
TXC2: AssCred Rebel
InquisitorGaia: hullo
MungoDude: hello Graham :)
control_rig: There's usually one "Prime" studio and a bunch of hep from the others. But they all get credit
ANeMzero: AC3 had so many separate studios working on so many separate features that even people who worked on it were surprised to find expansive features they never realized existed.
ninja_theory_ashrams: they bringing back Aisha Tyler?
wildpeaks: yeah, that x.x
JLHonors: lolwut
wildpeaks: ugh
tux789: Deus Ex is so apolitical
12mrfrog: more mtg
angryoptimist: Even I think that's dumb.
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe he never played those games
thegreatwyrdling: wut
Taichanie: We're not going to be mature about making mature games.
TXC2: apolitical, so it can be "adult"? THE FUCK?
control_rig: It's 100% to appease the Right Wing US fanbase
12mrfrog: I want you to put me in to your fammy pack and never let me out
Pal_Friendpatine: Detroit wasn’t political :p
beowuuf: those kids and their politics on the playgrounds
EvilBadman: Far Cry 5 is just normal Montana.
lunarecliptica: because everyone knows politics aren't for mature people?
Robot_Bones: Ubisoft, A superstitious and cowardly lot
ANeMzero: TXC2: You see in this context "adult" means "Made for edgy teenagers"
Alahmnat: I guess it's a step up from thinking "mature" = "boobies and gibbs"
Anaerin: This game *explicitly* takes a firm political stance, but it's not a political game at all.
fiftymcnasty: Oh boy does Twitch need to fix their app for Fire
Prof_Falconer: Because as we know, fun and silly childish games for kids are all about politics.
ninja_theory_ashrams: Tom Clancy, well known political fiction writer, but games based on his work... not political?
SalsaDraugur: politics are only for children who can't vote yet
Juliamon: Silly gamers, politics are for kids!
NazakYuzak: thats like david cage saying detroid: become human is not an allegory for slavery :)
TXC2: ANeMzero clearly
Alahmnat: but, like, not a super *big* step
Laurence72: So politics is immature. Got it.
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cheetoJack: Meanwhile at Bethesda: lets kill some nazis!
Earthenone: anime?
MrWrann: CoD does it basically
12mrfrog: You guy have made my childhood and i am still a child
Alness49: How do you Brexit without Politics?
MungoDude: I see musicians
control_rig: "Contact" he shouts
SalsaDraugur: @cheetoJack killing nazis is one of those political things that we should all be able to get behind
control_rig: Woo orchestra
Laurence72: yay, orchestra
beowuuf: oh god. no. this is the david cage thing. They just really like the political asthetic and want to make a game using it without it being about it
TXC2: Alness49 they've tried let me tell you
Chaotically_Random: Oh... No JustDance?
Waffle_fortress: Symphony?
RayFK: Someone watched BDG's E3 Video...EH UBISOFT
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Let's hope they left Mr Caffeine at home this time.
Alahmnat: both?
MungoDude: that would rock
control_rig: Stabbing to the beat
Orgmastron: Yes
wildpeaks: that would be awesome
cheetoJack: both? why not both
Pteraspidomorphi: Stab people rhythmically?
TehAmelie: Symphony of the Creed
Zanaide: I would be down for AssCreed Symphony
mikami9: Mozart was a assassin
Prof_Falconer: You are the maestro... OF DEATH
wildpeaks: being a symphonic player going around the world as our cover
ninja_theory_ashrams: wow, not starting with just dance... bold move
tux789: Assassins Creed WIll be Bach 2019
MungoDude: stab, stab, parry, stab
TXC2: so the theme from Psycho?
Pal_Friendpatine: AC Rhythm game announcement?!!?!?
Earthenone: going through your genes to famous composers
TehAmelie: hey that was the plot of Umbrella Academy book 1
Alness49: You are Motzart. Composer by day... Assassin by night
snowcookies: Rhythm game but it's just Assassin's creed soundtrack
Anaerin: Violin case with a tommy-gun in it?
Kramburger: I would LOVE for the second chair violin to take out the first halfway through this
TXC2: odds on that being pipped in?
Laurence72: 50 note tsreak equal critical hit, 100% run unlocks special kill movie
TehAmelie: well, more apocalypse than assassination, but they did it with music
Saunabath: You gain the ability to kill people by the power of baroque
beowuuf: they need to have keanu reaves drive out in a lego car to start with or they have already lost :p
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TheArchitectX: First chair is a Templar. Their hegemony over the strings section must be broken.
Pal_Friendpatine: Good music
ninja_theory_ashrams: AC just dance Mashup
MungoDude: that would interfere a lot with violin playing
TheWarbo: So Batman but instead of "millionaire playboy" you're "cellist"
MungoDude: sounds good to me
Robot_Bones: Or the assassin's creed Banana suit orchestra
NrgSpoon: Dear Ubisoft, bring back Prince of Persia you Cowards
control_rig: We can
ninja_theory_ashrams: fine
notthepenguins: sounds good to me
beowuuf: you're a little low compared to violin, but that is maybe understandable
drcanonball: they should have the entire orchestra play music chairs while playing the song
control_rig: Sounds good so far
warpspeed365: The sound is good
EvilBadman: This isn't Vince McMahon
Earthenone: they can't bring back prince of persia, "princes" and "persia" are too political
Anaerin: Playing pizzicato on your SINEWS!
djalternative: You are slightly low but music is loud so you good
Alahmnat: I mean, it *is* UbiSoft, I wouldn't put much of anything past them. But yeah
CleeKru: but more usual than you think!!!!
Dared00: Plot twist: they suddenly start to play Megalovania, next AC is AC: Undertale
beowuuf: they're going to switch to duel of the fates and adam will walk on stage. Surprise!
Mark0Caffeen: Assassin soundtrack?
Robot_Bones: Does it have star trek TOS style lyrics?
TXC2: this is 3 yes
NojhLivic: If they're faking it, they're doing an impressive job pretending to play those instrument
ninja_theory_ashrams: starting with elaborate musical number, DRINK
Alness49: "We're bringing you to LA to sit and... wait no, we lost the funding"
seth_erickson: Didnt realize this was happening whoops
FinalShowFilms: You know Twitch, it would have been nice to get a notification that LRR had gone live when I checked a few minutes ago.
Rivulatus_: Also I think it would be harder to find people to pretent well then to just get an aucestra.
thirsty_kitteh: They're also faking really tiny mistakes excellently
SalsaDraugur: announcing the assasins creed collection, now with subtitles
notarealartist: im excited about Watch Dogs
LordManiMani: serious apolitics
Zanaide: YAAAS
12mrfrog: I play black flag
control_rig: Sea Shanties plz
Robot_Bones: So did AC ever do a Politic?
beowuuf: finalshowfilms: there's a four hour cool down, so the earlier stream nixed the notification for this one :(
control_rig: Aw
seth_erickson: That bass player was having a great time
Kramburger: We were promised SHANTYS
TheWarbo: oh, not shanty, but Greek chorus?
FurthestChunk55: no shanties? cowards
Zanaide: Aww, I wanted live shanties.
MTGNerdGirl: mtgngHi mtgngHi mtgngHi
TXC2: so just casuly skipping over the 5th one
TXC2: hello MTGNerdGirl welcome
snowcookies: Hi NerdGirl!
ninja_theory_ashrams: still waiting for AC Tokyo that was teased in AC1
g00stah: Ubisoft going extra
DiscordianTokkan: aaaaaaa AAAAAAAA aaaaaa lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
TehAmelie: our lady of the soundtrack sorrow: "Aaaoowaaa"
Anaerin: Ubisoft ALWAYS goes extra.
orionsrise1: they skipped unity and spidercreed!
Zanaide: I always appreciate live music though.
drcanonball: that weould be the longestjohns
TXC2: orionsrise1 unity that was it, thank you
NojhLivic: I wonder if it's annoying sitting in the crowd having all these cameras fly over your head
RealGamerCow: Oh, speaking of shanties, I heard a new artist this weekend, Chris Maden. He released an album of shanties that I really like.
ZethRuss: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:32.
RayFK: So when do they break into Through the Fire and Flames?
Pal_Friendpatine: I’d actually like them to go to Ancient Japan next instead of Viking.
Decaped: odyssey had a bunch of sea shanties
Zanaide: This is the AssCreed theme
control_rig: Sing Sea Shanties you cowards
FurthestChunk55: do freebird next Kappa
beowuuf: Will the choir sing 'not actual gameplay footage' at the end?
Crad0k: edward!
Anaerin: RayFK Megalovania, for AC: Undertale.
DiscordianTokkan: Assassin's Creed: Barrett's Privateers? :D
TehAmelie: sing LAND chanties!
AppleshyJedi: this is the theme from Rogue!!!
orionsrise1: I am a fan of the franchise, until recently
Biomonkey01: no shanty, 0/10 conference
AppleshyJedi: I'm so happy to hear this
control_rig: No they had it
MungoDude: they're going all over the place
lunarecliptica: didn't they open on the notre dame shot?
MungoDude: they had Unity before 3
control_rig: It was right at the beginning
wildpeaks: they did open with notre dame
notthepenguins: theyll do a dedicated reel for it im sure
Alahmnat: yeah, Notre Dame was at the beginning
Crad0k: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:26.
underhill33: bravo
Pal_Friendpatine: kaypikeHEART
snowcookies: Cool
beowuuf: no lego car, no keanu, no shanties, not sure I can contain my disappointment :(
drcanonball: so AC symphony is the next game?'
TehAmelie: yeah it's a real feather in their cap the laster scans of Notre Dame, they seem to be pretty humble about it
Kramburger: At least this served a purposed then
12mrfrog: that was awsome just like you awsome guys and wemon
Zanaide: lol.. They're not releasing an AssCreed game this year, but they're going on music tour.
Anaerin: beowuuf They've only just started.
Laurence72: an actual WORLD tour, nice
orionsrise1: right?
Wicker_Knight: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:59.
PhoenixMelior: Invitare same
snowcookies: yeah, they sound a bit low
LordManiMani: better that then the ff7 part MIDI concert I hear tell about
ninja_theory_ashrams: now, just dance
beowuuf: anaerin: i consider this the bare minimum now they need to start from :p
tux789: that is a difference in height
Mister_BlueSky: No Freebird, no nothin, huh?
djalternative: I prefer the Zelda Orchestra
MungoDude: R.L. Stine?
coopdawg_22: Bro imagine
BertZZ: Errrmaguhd Gersperms
azlan121: theres a lot of orchestral concerts where they litereally play a single films soundtrack, and they sell well enough
orellien2773: oh god more preshow?
FurthestChunk55: is... is this not the start?
orionsrise1: lol FREEBIRD! beat me to it
DiscordianTokkan: Assassin's Creed: R L Stine
Pal_Friendpatine: Someone needs an apple box
Chaotically_Random: Assassin Creed but with Monsters.. YES PLEASE
RealGamerCow: Toot Toot!
TXC2: thats wasn't the start
secretbranch: 80 people in the band not 80 songs
Anaerin: beowuuf Next up is Keanu Reeves as the new protag for Assassins Creed, AND Watch Dogs.
snowcookies: MOOO
FurthestChunk55: I thought that it was starting
TXC2: !clip
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Mister_BlueSky: FROOT FROOT
Zanaide: Stop trying to make excitement happen.
CleeKru: lrrHORN lrrHORN
mtvcdm: Ubisoft better give me Beyond Good and Evil news.
FurthestChunk55: Why is it not starting
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Imagine reliving peoples faces turning inside out as the orchestra plays in the background.
Pteraspidomorphi: woo.
djalternative: MOOOOOOOOOOOO
Laurence72: WUB WUB WUB
control_rig: woo
snowcookies: Person with a camera!
LloydWallace: And now the people locked in the toolshed out back!
MungoDude: meow!
12mrfrog: plese sar mrfrog
Thandres: you are killing tiiiiime! :P
JLHonors: Paul and Graham riffing like Unskippable, ft. Cori
TXC2: "oh wait< i forgot to flim the upperdeck!"
innovativemethods: ztreeetch for time
Anaerin: Wooo! We don't have that guy from the Bethesda Presser...
Norsche: did he wink at me?
AppleshyJedi: I love that one guy just ignoring the command and checking his camera
Chaotically_Random: Oh god... An old school universal monster hunting game in an assasin creed style
Alness49: *Serious Sam man yelling*
orbitaltuna: Waikato wakka
beowuuf: anaerin: ah, well if that's the case then... umm... i guess I wasted my monkey's paw wish? Who knew...
wildpeaks: what even is math
mtvcdm: What are numbers?
orbitaltuna: Damn autocorrect
MungoDude: rainbow 6 part 10?
Taveena: 6! 10! 2! 8!
thegreatwyrdling: *Crap shot honk*
Prof_Falconer: Math is a lie
RayFK: They missed a chance to do #UB-E3
SalsaDraugur: gamers don't know numbers
wildpeaks: numbers intensify
TheWarbo: that's...that's the normal way numbers go. countdowns are backwards
Edgarware: Watch Dawgs time
Zanaide: Watchdogs
Crad0k: what are we expecting here? more AC, rainbow 6, something division?
notarealartist: WATCH DOGS!
TXC2: debatal
PhoenixMelior: There's no place like London
Anaerin: London, just in case you confused it with Chicago!
Robot_Bones: @tux789 fuck you got me
Mark0Caffeen: brexit
tux789: Apolitical
snowcookies: watch dogs?
beowuuf: londonshire, englandway
azlan121: danny dyer?
Earthenone: but its not political
ninja_theory_ashrams: not political
LordManiMani: the division?
RealGamerCow: Ubisoft is proud to announce the release of "Numbers Station, the video game"
Laurence72: but not political!
Stoffern: #notpolitical
cheetoJack: Everyone remember, this is not political.
djalternative: It's the "Not Political" Watchdogs set after Brexit
FurthestChunk55: But this isn't political
TheWarbo: not political
Skellengar: But it's not political
Rivulatus_: So is this not political?
Mister_BlueSky: [Generic Game Plot #3]
orionsrise1: watchdogs London?
SalsaDraugur: this is so apolitical it hurts
Alness49: Oh good. This.
bv310: Watch_Dogs London? Neat
GreenOpal: stand bach!
notthepenguins: nothing political here
Invitare: This definitely isn't political at all
Juliamon: Apolitical Game #1
drcanonball: yea
DiscordianTokkan: WatchDaags? D'you like Watch Daags?
Anaerin: Wot'ch Dogz, Guv'nah?
Kaorti: Apolitical.
Noodles_15: Definitely apolitical
PhoenixMelior: Obligatory someone nicknamed Jack the Ripper
red_shoes_jeff: What's Die Fliedermaus doing in London?
TimbrePanic: A bald Ian
NojhLivic: Okay this is a setting where vigilante hackers makes it make more sense.
ninja_theory_ashrams: London't
Taveena: Nothing Political
Robot_Bones: Crazy Taxi London
FurthestChunk55: this is pretty fashy
TXC2: yeap this is the hollywood version of LOndon
Anaerin: Interesting modification of the Union Jack...
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underhill33: TEEF
ContingentCat: TEETH
Crad0k: that's the same VA as shaun hastings from AC
red_shoes_jeff: TEEF
seth_erickson: TEETH
thirsty_kitteh: I know which Junction that is, so that's not bad
erloas: Mickey Mouse got dark
snowcookies: nothing political
beowuuf: this is really cool seeing picadilly circus
Alness49: Is this "We couldn't get Danny Wallace" on the Comms?
PhoenixMelior: though remember, assume this is not in engine footage
Decaped: that is a much wider space than my london experience
tux789: I dont hate this
Thandres: why did they give feet to the drones to kick us with? D:
coriolis_storm: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
control_rig: PAUL
Crokoking: Britan in Chaos? that doesn't sound llike current politics at all Kappa
Robot_Bones: Is this... A steve?
FinalShowFilms: He walked right out of Guy Ritchie.
Mozilla_Delphox: what game is this?
FurthestChunk55: this is a very fashy London, but this is not political
orellien2773: Is that Stephen Merchant as the voice on the not-phone?
Mister_Skittles: oh look. a game in the UK made by someone thats NEVER BEEN HERE!
ninja_theory_ashrams: compliance is mandatory
RayFK: 200% Melee damage bonus? They basically LIVE on the apron
Mister_BlueSky: Are we assembling a team?
beowuuf: not enough cars and people but otherwise seems fine :)
RealGamerCow: who is this voice actor? He sounds so familiar.
mtvcdm: "May die randomly"
TXC2: the VA Danny Diyer?
BertZZ: Wow ive never seen the Eros so empty
Mister_BlueSky: I'm down for team assembling.
JLHonors: I mean, we all have that
Rhynerd: Just randomly
azlan121: looks like a realistic picadilly circus, needs more drunks though
NrgSpoon: he was addicted to adrenaline
Biomonkey01: The most cliche british thug ever
tux789: cant technically anyone die randomly
Earthenone: i say we hire the lady with 200% melee damage and trust our life in her fists
thirsty_kitteh: There's no buses that say "City Centre" though
ninja_theory_ashrams: sir, seek medical attention
AppleshyJedi: I think the best way to describe this man's accent is: Aggressive
Dr_fragenstien: I think he knows, since he’s an addict
NojhLivic: Subtle, I like it
wildpeaks: subtle
Crad0k: Alness49 i'm pretty sure that *is* danny wallace
DiscordianTokkan: Man, I LOVE that Rush album!
RealGamerCow: Don't fist fight someone in body armor.
superherofae: yeah this looks like it was made by someone who had London described to them by someone who read about it in a book once
tux789: so its payday 2 now?
TehAmelie: those labels are algorithmically generated by scanning their social media profiles right? he "may" already know about the dying
beowuuf: eh, this is at the very least researched by a goggle earth walk around :)
NojhLivic: Thermooptic camo!?
Invitare: maybe just invisibility to the drones
ninja_theory_ashrams: not based on "global frequency" comic, but seems influenced by it
Pal_Friendpatine: WHa?!
mikami9: this is so stupid
big_large: i'm going to constantly go on the wrong side of the car when i play this
FurthestChunk55: he stole a london cab, what a bastard
snowcookies: lol
beowuuf: oh, also, not an angus steak variant on each street corner, 0/10 immersion ruined
NojhLivic: This is kinda fun
RealGamerCow: definitely watch_dogs, CtOS
tux789: I feel like opening fire in a public area would be bad from the polices standpont
mtvcdm: This is fine
Alness49: This seems like great gameplay that I wish the set dressing was not ruining
FurthestChunk55: you don't interfere with london cabs
Anaerin: Actually, they have started installing WiFi in old phone boxes, as nobody uses them.
TehAmelie: ooh, we could do a group read of Global Frequency instead of streaming the next Watch Dogs that would be cool
coriolis_storm: Checkpoint shoutout! LUL
wildpeaks: we ded dave
TXC2: "end hereditary rule" how the fuck is that "apolictical"
electric_claire: If you live in a city with automated gun turrets in the street, it may be time to move into the woods
FinalShowFilms: Man, whoever's playing this game sucks at it
TheMoatman: Is this watch dogs?
GoblinRanger: lrrIAN nooo
loki_lxix: Shot in the Ass
Rhynerd: RIP Ian
DiscordianTokkan: Press B to lay to rest
beowuuf: not paying attention to the game at all, just going 'ooh, yeah, gallery' instead
Edgarware: HELEN
Crad0k: ninja_theory_ashrams man, global frequency, *that's* something that there needs to be way more of
The_Voices: granny!
mtvcdm: B
Anaerin: People we've recruited.
bv310: Heck yeah, Grandma Hacker
NojhLivic: Oh I love it
Zanaide: Oh snap. I'm in.
Juliamon: B
Rhynerd: Old Lady Hacker!
innovativemethods: i actually... like this
orionsrise1: multicharactures!
oyleslyck: ok I am intrigued
seth_erickson: Grandma Hit Women
TXC2: well that's grim
Baldrash: I'm actually in to this.
Alahmnat: this is, like, unimaginably stereotypically England
ContingentCat: Yay morbid old ladies
kinghalt: well, now i HAVE to buy this
heroscaperguy: Birds went real
Paranundrox: I love her
wildpeaks: haxxor granny, ok you have my attention game
Rhynerd: Oh, I kind of want this game to do an all elderly deadsec
Earthenone: i wish she was the MMA fighter
djalternative: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
Alness49: I want to play a mono-granny run
PhoenixMelior: always be hacker gramma
TheMerricat: Just joined chat, what's the preview of?
TehAmelie: of all the comics Warren Ellis launched and left unfinished, Global Frequency is sure in my top 5
The_Voices: oh god, the banter!
snowcookies: I love the idea of playing an old lady
mtvcdm: I'm..... very down with this.
PhoenixMelior: TheMerricat watch_dogs but london
erloas: roguelike?
Dr_fragenstien: I can’t wait to find an old woman who has +200% melee damage
DiscordianTokkan: I love hacker gramma
wildpeaks: and she even has spider robots <3
underhill33: Oh god
FurthestChunk55: I'm very charmed by Helen
MungoDude: ooh tea, let me just put the kettle on
mikami9: OMG I LOVE HER
ANeMzero: Is.. is it Time for Tea?
Zanaide: I looooove grandma hacker so much.
NojhLivic: Maintenance drones
flyingdelorion: In the hall of the mountain king, nice
SalsaDraugur: it's adorable
TheMerricat: LOL
ninja_theory_ashrams: fingers crossed for her to be Agatha Fisty
accountmadeforants: She asked the construction crew very nicely
mikami9: SHES THE BEST
notthepenguins: AMAZING
TXC2: fucking what?
wildpeaks: I love her already
Paranundrox: oh my god
MungoDude: <3
The_Voices: i love granny!
Juliamon: YES
BlueMechanic: I don't want anythign bad to happen to hacker grandma
SalsaDraugur: I want to play as an old lady with a robot pet
lunarecliptica: she is the best
Alness49: Okay, I like this!
HavenJunde: I LOVE HER
drcanonball: i need this
ContingentCat: the old lady run lrrHEART
Biomonkey01: Can we please be a technoanarchist rebel grandma forever now please?
Zanaide: This is silly and ridiculous and I love it
StillAnEmoKid: This is the best game ever now!
jschunx: Gooooooo Granny!\
PhoenixMelior: I need this combat gramma
big_large: why do they even have any other characters?
Kramburger: GAME OF THE YEAR
mtvcdm: We're playing this right? When it comes out?
ArtemisKing: this is the best thing ever
DiscordianTokkan: Agatha Fisty Hacks again!
oyleslyck: Amazeballs!
CataclysmicReverb: Agatha Fisty got her own game?
TheAmazingHobo: If I can´t play this entire game as her, I will riot
Thandres: grandma action PogChamp
Prof_Falconer: This is... amazing
bv310: welp, I need this game now
anamelessdog: I haven't played a Watch Dogs game, but I want this one now
DerDrongo: *claps*
banwidthraptor: a great granmother to agatha fisty perhaps?
Tiber727: @Rhynerd Remake Hackers, with old people Judi Dench replaces Angelina Jolie. Kappa
tux789: Agatha fisty?
NojhLivic: I wana play electric granny!
djalternative: GOAT
Paranundrox: I'm fucking dying
TehAmelie: Agatha Fisty goes cyber
Invitare: well they heard people didnt like the protaganist of Watch Dogs, so they made it an old lady
NovaTiempo: WHELP.
HerpesTornado: This looks actually amazing
Mister_BlueSky: They just, no exaggeration, sold a bunch of copies of this game with that grandma.
thegreatwyrdling: Agatha Fisty reboot?
beowuuf: ok, we will buy this game if you delete the male protag and JUST make it all helen all the time
red_shoes_jeff: I've never, ever played Watch Dogs. I NEED THIS GAME.
TXC2: why is this not the whole game?
FurthestChunk55: no i don't care about naomi
Mister_Skittles: this is an in-accurate depiction of the UK
FurthestChunk55: i love helen
7gorobei: agatha zapsy
YawnLance: I want to play as combat-granny in every game now
Paranundrox: booo
PhoenixMelior: go back to gramma!
AgentMagicMaster: Bring back Grandma!
Alness49: Agatha Fisty Rides Again!
Alahmnat: go back to granny Helen
Paranundrox: give me hacker gramma
innovativemethods: i actually want this so much
HerpesTornado: Bring back awesome grandma!
DerDrongo: speedrun 100% granny
TheAmazingHobo: That grandma was SO MUCH BETTER than all these random edgy hackers
TehAmelie: sort of like the spider tank minigame in the original eh
Pal_Friendpatine: Granny one run
Paranundrox: I love that woman so much
beowuuf: ok, camden does not have 100 identical markets going selling clothes, so fake
Invitare: please remove the permadeath and all the characters except the old lady
bv310: I wonder how many different Voice Actors they have for this
Mister_BlueSky: No like single main character? That seems.. complex.
azlan121: ooh, they cleaned camden up for the game
Prof_Falconer: Hacker Granny is my favorite new character of E3 so far
Paranundrox: "retired police engineer"
coriolis_storm: Watch Dogs: Hat Relay edition
TheMoatman: They already burned their Odyssey title
orionsrise1: dedsec Mario style hat?
ANeMzero: Well you see this AI that is running Ded Sec IS Adiens hat
DiscordianTokkan: WHeeeeee
bv310: Or if it'll just be repetitive once you burn through 6 or 7
Jondare: If i play this, i'll do a 100% Ocotgenarian run, no recuits not old enough to be retired
snowcookies: "I have a nice niece I think you would like"
Skellengar: They finally realized that nobody likes Ubisoft protagonists, so they went for an ensamble cast
Mister_BlueSky: Grandma's special power: Just repeatedly saying "I don't want to be a bother", while repeatedly being a bother.
snowcookies: "I can set you up with her"
Alness49: "Here's my id" "ma'am, this is a bus pass"
seth_erickson: he did
PhoenixMelior: but that's POLITICAL G
tux789: does he have the same haircut as gary oldman in fifth element
Mark0Caffeen: permadeath may be story only
Earthenone: is this.... a meme
grimangel53: this is the new watch_Dogs right?
TXC2: you can't take ICP make up off Graham
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
RayFK: Me and the Boys when we going for a hack
prof_membrane: Those are helicopters
red_shoes_jeff: MEME THE PLANET!
TXC2: Hello Sarah_Serinde
mtvcdm: Drugs?
underhill33: Opiate weed?
snowcookies: This looks like Watch Dogs
BertZZ: Wow Cyberdog has really changes
Anaerin: It is a lot quicker to put a mask on than it is to paint yourself in whiteface for your ICP setup.
RealGamerCow: Oh no, do not make fentanyl weed.
tux789: #Apolitical
ContingentCat: Memes have change in whatever time passed
EvilBadman: You must be jooooking. Did you do a journalism for that
futureslang: fent weed D:
HavenJunde: "is this a meme" pigeon.jpg
Decaped: Is it the same AI? we're a bunch of meat in the war between AIs?
Paranundrox: Fentanyl weed
Skellengar: Also, I feel like dedsec should just be wearing Guy Fawkes masks if they're in london.
Juliamon: Why the FUCK would you make that
DiscordianTokkan: Cannabis and FENTANYL? wat
orionsrise1: weed and Fentanyl?
hondor64: does this bagley guy sound like Owen from Anthem?
azlan121: the joke there is they are literally in the stables market building
FinalShowFilms: Though I am concerned at the witticisms per minute of this demo
flyingdelorion: @LoadingReadyRun Graham: Is Kathleen feeling al little better now? I too have allergies and I know how frustrating it can be.
beowuuf: i mean you have to admit, at least of the three playable characters we've just seem, we have one WoC and one old woman, not too shabby compared to other franchises
Pal_Friendpatine: And this gameplay trailer is now too long imo
ninja_theory_ashrams: I want granny on this mission
djalternative: Solve all problems with hugs and kittens
BlueMechanic: Remember, none of this is political
FinalShowFilms: "We put all of our witty writing into this one ten minute segmenjt"
Pteraspidomorphi: Fake trailers
Paranundrox: @loadingreadyrun didn't have Tactical Granny though :P
EvilBadman: TBF, W_D2 played as well as it looked
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innovativemethods: i think the switch mechanic is worth a look
snowcookies: THey also have a lot of diversity
Stoffern: Watch Dogs 2 was good though, so I'm excited for this one too
TwilightAvalon: The technically term, Graham, is "Bullshots"
MungoDude: right, tea's brewing
PhoenixDaMoth: WD2 was very fun
notthepenguins: nah
mtvcdm: The rolling is crucial, Bagley.
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH, there's even snak for rolling too often!
Anaerin: Nice Galaxy Quest reference there.
notthepenguins: bullshots are when you doctor up stills
CataclysmicReverb: "Does the rolling help" ...
TheMoatman: I mean it looks like the standard ubi cover shooter gameplay with hacking stuff and they're pretty good at that
FinalShowFilms: Also badass murder lady is pretty fun too
Prof_Falconer: The Adventures of the Pisscoat Hacker made for a good stream, though
HavenJunde: the rolling is tactical!
Emergent_OS: This reminds me of Laughing Man Incident event in Ghost in the Shell. Where seemingly random individuals were involved in an organized conspiracy.
TXC2: I question being able to do these things in those pants
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
NojhLivic: I miss the Infamous series
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orionsrise1: looks like Ubisoft John Wick crossover
Crad0k: oh, wait, is naomi dominique tipper?
BlueMechanic: Oh, they finished the repairs to Big Ben by then
Jeezy56: oh they fixed Big Ben at least
Drasvin: But he doesn't have his drone gear
ameliette: not political
shurtal: the Bobo Dakes and Cyber Driver quest completely justified the existence of Watch Dogs 2
TXC2: theres like 3 styals in that hair
PhoenixMelior: assuredly, a lot
LordManiMani: @G&P, I'm strangely reminded of the Unskippable: The Getaway
Earthenone: suuuuuuper dead
Jondare: she does sound like dominique tipper
HistorysGr8estMonster: Big Ben isn't digital 0/10
Anaerin: London has a ridiculous number of local accents.
Taichanie: Wow... Did they just rip that character out of Expanse?
seth_erickson: paul n o
Kramburger: PAUL NO
Alness49: So how do they do the cutscenes, given anyone can be here?
IncredibleFrown: there is no way they would do this much voice acting for characters that aren't plot vital
delta__vee: RIP action granny
PhoenixMelior: I don't want to be Jimmy
Mark0Caffeen: deadsec might be secondary characters, amd your just jimmy
beowuuf: glasgow is also very good for turning from one feel to another amazingly quickly, within one street
Chartle: he's dead, jimmmy
LordManiMani: buh
HistorysGr8estMonster: how can he afford to drink at a place so close to parliament?
ninja_theory_ashrams: "You're now on the global frequency"
FurthestChunk55: we can play as a cop? but acab
MungoDude: so is this an MMO?
snowcookies: This looks cool tbh
Vampiricsloth: good afternoon :)
drcanonball: did i just see a PUNK gramma
PhoenixMelior: so is this just Everyone vs. The Police?
Anaerin: Welcome... To The Division... wait, wrong speech.
RayFK: Insert Keanu Reeves here as an NPC with incredible stats
azlan121: kensington rovers? immersion spoiled
NojhLivic: Mission 1: Make a subtle mask
HistorysGr8estMonster: it's like, 8 quid for a pint
noSmokeFire: Watchdogs: Roman Legion
big_large: i need a legion of old ladies, stat
Baldrash: This looks legitimately RAD. I hope it plays as well as it demos.
noSmokeFire: Fido Rex
LordManiMani: everyone here is a member of the Dollars gang
OmnipotentTrevor: Maybe the voice acting is interchangeable? Like, they recorded lines with various voice actors, and attach them to the characters when you recruit them? I mean, that's optimistic, but possible.
TwilightAvalon: " the Resistance" sounds like it would appear on a Open world Bingo card of cliches
Emergent_OS: Clint Hocking!
orionsrise1: this is a sweet concept!
BlueMechanic: But remember, it isn't political
Drathak: woo the second game redeemed the series
HavenJunde: i hope at least one of them is nonbinary NonBinaryPride
TheAmazingHobo: I´m looking forward to the game in no way shape or form actually be able to treat character deaths in any meaningful way
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Is that computer voice one of the people from Forza Horison 4? That voice is super familiar.
sivakrytos: remember kids: a game about hacking for social causes isn't political
DiscordianTokkan: Watchdogs: The Entire Cast of Coronation Street, somehow
Dared00: Clint Hocking!
Taichanie: Wait is this just Watchdog MMo?
ninja_theory_ashrams: Business Gamer Casual, drink
Noodles_15: Ah. We are legion
CleeKru: they usually give the develepores a seat
noSmokeFire: Snake Legion
PhoenixMelior: well, clearly. We are Legion
noSmokeFire: it's OK
beowuuf: legion yer tay an arsekickin' like!
Alness49: So we're doing the Anarchist's Retirement Home, right?
Dared00: Oh hey, the underscore is gone
CataclysmicReverb: Slegion is in Slondon
orionsrise1: multiplayer option?
azlan121: @LoadingReadyRun thats the RAF roundel not a target
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AmoriLinguae: @NojhLivic MIssion 1 is impossible to complete successfully: the mask is never subtle
LordManiMani: well not anymore
BlueMechanic: Watch dog Leg ion
BulkRare: So, can you make a full old people playthrough?
FurthestChunk55: post-brexit, mega-fascist London, but the game isn't political
Edgarware: Not Political
Anaerin: So... Watch Dogs/Forza Horizon crossover when?
Zael250: @HistorysGr8estMonster £6.10 in the Queen's Head behind Piccadilly Circus
PhoenixMelior: #political
BlueMagnusStormCrow: London is not political
mikami9: well slavery does that
BertZZ: Not Political though
wildpeaks: not. political.
Emergent_OS: Finally, yes, Clint Hocking! I have been waiting for this for so long!
Earthenone: thank you graham
DrWreckage: Graham is dying
Kaorti: Apolitical Brexit
lunarecliptica: but it's totally not political
Gigsey: Dude, fuck off about Brexit.
Invitare: how to tell when someone isn't English: They say London is one of the greatest cities in the world Kappa
Talin06: what if you get everyone killed?
RayFK: Graham, don't shit your pants on camera
Dr_fragenstien: Watch dogs, actually plural this time
TXC2: apolitical
Paranundrox: this totally apolitical game
control_rig: Whether we wanted that influence or not
Alahmnat: some day I want them to set a game in a city and be, like, "<city>, which isn't really a great place but why not?"
AbnormAnomaly: not political
beowuuf: post-brexit is the new post-apocolyspe???
noSmokeFire: did you know London was a part of the underground railroad?
TheMerricat: Is Ubisoft still not political?
Laurence72: #NotPolitical
wildpeaks: breathe, Graham :D
orionsrise1: lol
PhoenixMelior: no G I feel you
Taichanie: Graham is having a fit.
Alness49: Please don't with Brexit
Mister_Skittles: as a Brit.... I am uncomfortable with this
djalternative: Watchdogs Legion is a game that takes place inside David Holler's head.
Psychic_Ketchup: History has proven this. And history is not made of politics
HistorysGr8estMonster: @zael250 madness!
Musicsquid: Not political tho lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
TXC2: thing is, there is no post-brexit, brexot is forever Kappa
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: That is super political. Stop lying.
LordManiMani: c r y p t o
ContingentCat: tastey kidney
seth_erickson: What is this guy even talking about
erloas: It is a non-political brexit
hippitybobbity: i heard yall was talking politics in here
sivakrytos: commentary about healthcare costs: NOT POLITICAL
mikami9: i hate this game but love hacker grandma
DiscordianTokkan: Steak and Cryptokidney Pie!
noSmokeFire: can you sell your kidney for bitcoin?
remembrancer_vivi: there better be a pie and mash shop
GDwarf: "Grandad is using crypto to buy a new kidney"? What? That's not how crypto!
MehallD: yeah, I'm with you G. If they'd just OWN being political I'd be WAY more likely to buy some of these games
OmnipotentTrevor: Was London also on the underground railroad Kappa
mikami9: im conflicted
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Steak and Kidney pie is not political/
TimbrePanic: TXC2 We Are Brexit
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BertZZ: Well London voted Remain
FurthestChunk55: also there's no way to do Brexit in a video game without it being heinously insensitive
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ubisoft is exceptionally bad at this.
seth_erickson: It's a video game dude
angryoptimist: # n o t p o l i t i c a l Kappa
SalsaDraugur: not political because extremism isn't on the rise
beowuuf: txc2: aaaah, that's why post-brexit is post-apocolyptical, got it!
PhoenixMelior: are we human, or are we legion?
Feltic: The Camdem Blackmarket really just sounds like a Farmers Market
control_rig: Not Political
RayFK: I like that "Helen" is trending higher than "Watch Dogs"
GDwarf: An unpopular resistance, no one likes you
TwilightAvalon: Ubisoft "We do not bring up Politics"......Also Ubisoft "So after Brexit, London has turned into Berlin post WW2"
CataclysmicReverb: @PhoenixMelior We are devo
Paranundrox: @furthestchunk55 just like the real thing!
hippitybobbity: is that a hawkeye shirt
Mark0Caffeen: fentanyl weed.
HavenJunde: build a resistance! not political btw!
Earthenone: a really dorky resistance with dumb masks
Psychic_Ketchup: Resistance against an authoritarian regime. Not political.
Taichanie: What if your resistance is just about making steak and kidney pie?
jschunx: can we build a resistance to faff about london doing nothing?
noSmokeFire: this resistance is 6kOhm at best
mrshazboto: can we resist the resistance?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yes, fight against the Authoritarian Regime. But nothing about this is political.
TehAmelie: i wonder why it needs to be set in a real city in a highly realistic speculative near future to not say anything political
LordManiMani: every londoner. even you.
PhoenixMelior: as Helen should be
Alness49: That is the one sticking point about this game for me. I'm just so done hearing about Brexit, but this looks like an awesome Cyberpunk game!
drcanonball: all of them
Paranundrox: anyone? MonoGrannies!
LordManiMani: especially you
jschunx: 12 voice actors, just like Oblivion
orionsrise1: Helen is bad ass dude!
SalsaDraugur: can I exclusively hire grannies
AgentMagicMaster: I sense some spin
BertZZ: How many Helens are there?
TXC2: who is Helen?
control_rig: It's like Skyrim, where you had 5 voice actors
big_large: all bros sound the same in real life
Drathak: Ah yes, not possible
azlan121: every londoner is profiled? so they will have me stumbling round camden at 3am on a saturday night in there?
mtvcdm: The voiceactor and writer budget has to be through the roof.
TheNerdWonder: Does that make London the ohmfront?
snowcookies: Helen is the old lady
OmnipotentTrevor: Procedural voice acting Kappa
ninja_theory_ashrams: going to recruit the worst team ever
TimbrePanic: Helen is the iconic one
NarishmaReborn: recruit them all
seth_erickson: Helen was the grandma hacker @TXC2
PhoenixMelior: yes her, always her
Paranundrox: can they be the same person?
Kaorti: in the cyberpark
noSmokeFire: I look forward to seeing LRR make a team of grandmas
prof_membrane: Helen needs a game of her own. I’m betting on Helen DLC
TheMerricat: Graham, do you not remember Bethesda's voice acting? One VA - 30 characters.
underhill33: Or ONLY playing as grannies
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah give me the exclusive grandma team please4
electric_claire: So it lets you be an old lady
BlueMagnusStormCrow: So can I recruit only old people? And have a legion of resisting granmothers?
oyleslyck: recruit the entire city
lunarecliptica: team of all grandmothers
mikami9: why do nanopidgeons need to eat?
Crokoking: i vote for granny only challenge-runs
TXC2: seth_erickson right thanks
MehallD: She sometimes feeds the sparrows too! It gives her an enormous sense of well being
NojhLivic: I wonder how they're going to handle voice overs for all the NPC names in the game. That's a lot of pre-recording.
Earthenone: what if we want to be batman?
MungoDude: ooh yeah, I want to play as a drunk azlan121
jschunx: Helen better not be a unique character, lemme tell ya
loki_lxix: They hired Matt Mercer and Mark Hamill so 6500 different voices
big_large: all grannies!
electric_claire: Because old lady is all I want to play as
Drathak: You're saying all of london has a backstory?
Paranundrox: granny in the park who was a MI5 agent?
theneatestburrito: mono-elderly?
HavenJunde: PLS give nonbinary character in this
TXC2: applepunk?
ninja_theory_ashrams: gangsta
mrshazboto: They call our gang - the Golden Girls
HistorysGr8estMonster: oh god "gangsta"
TimbrePanic: chav?
Alahmnat: please don't say "gangsta" again
bv310: I absolutely want Team Granny
Feltic: I saw that Monty Python Sketch
oyleslyck: All granny playthrough
hippitybobbity: nonbinary gay granny gang
Skellengar: There is no way they can put their money where their mouth is.
FurthestChunk55: Charlie's Angels, But Grannies
BlueMechanic: Recreate the Hell's Grannies
jschunx: Gangs of old women assaulting fit young men
Prof_Falconer: The Granny Gang is the best
Mister_Skittles: so i CAN be the gay mafia...
mikami9: the revolution will be old and lovely
Kramburger: The Fisty Gang Rises
GDwarf: The one issue I have with this is what I call the "Fire Emblem" problem, where having too many kinda-generic characters means they can't give them strong story arcs or personalities.
Zhedor: anyone remember the "Gruesome Grannies of Gobshot Hall"?
Taichanie: GrannyWatch.
Alness49: "You can be other games and movies"
orellien2773: I mean, British Women kinda invented computer programming, so it's not enitrely inaccurate >_>
TheAmazingHobo: those are some HUGE promises
FurthestChunk55: also fuck the cop dude
Drasvin: If the pidgeons are robots now, what happened to the normal pidgeons?
Justin_Bailey: but definitely not political
SalsaDraugur: I'm going mono cops
FurthestChunk55: ACAB
red_shoes_jeff: Agatha and the Fistys!
edgehead_: Can I have my gang of turn left signs?
AmoriLinguae: so does this mean we're having a Talking Sim compliation of """not political""" games?
prof_membrane: FISTY GANG
Laurence72: Golden Girls needs an aGATH AfISTY
Taichanie: WatchGranny.
Zanaide: You had me at Grannies.
beowuuf: oh wow, hell's grannies, i haven't thought about that sketch in a long time...a long time...
PhoenixMelior: always grannies *clap clap clapclapclap*
Paranundrox: @gdwarf yeah, but how well did that work out for Aiden :P
Alahmnat: can we play as a gang of vicious keep left signs?
noSmokeFire: I hope you get to name your resistance. I want to be the Cheeky Nandos
mrshazboto: yo cop gang sounds legit
HistorysGr8estMonster: @drasvin Eaten.
CataclysmicReverb: Canada?
TheMoatman: Not political
TehAmelie: at least we're fighting tyrrany. . .yeah i can see why they need to tell their customers this isn't political
orellien2773: Wait, who'd blow up the *Canadian* embassy?!
underhill33: Was that the Canadian Embassy?
thirsty_kitteh: That was the Canadian Embassy!!
Anaerin: The Canadian Embassy? What did they ever do to us?
LastResistance: was that the Canadian Embasst?
Rhynerd: “By the way, you’re all members of the resistance now by watching this.”
noSmokeFire: as much as I like Mercer and Hamill, couldn't they have hired...british people...
Alness49: "I'm Agatha Fisty!" "No, I'M Agatha Fisty!"
djalternative: IPC is def not ICE
BertZZ: I think they just blew up the Canadian embassy
Mister_Skittles: remember not a commentry on what ubisoft things will happen after brexit
mikami9: if i ever play this game my revolution will be the textbook definition of "be gay, do crime"
coriolis_storm: CANADA HOUSE!?!!
CataclysmicReverb: Ah, embassies.
SalsaDraugur: #notpolitical
PhoenixMelior: the Canadian embassy: nothing political ever happens here
noSmokeFire: cigar dog :O
Dr_fragenstien: That was the Canadian embassy they blew up...
GDwarf: A resistance of doge memes
FurthestChunk55: I need a good look at the flag
AbnormAnomaly: We need a resistance, but for the love of god keep politics out of it.
Alahmnat: "anyone can be a member of the resistance, but not that guy, the guy next to him"
orellien2773: Looks like the audio-sync is a bit off?
Drathak: These are just player characters with classes oooooh
underhill33: wut
drcanonball: can you use doctor who?
noSmokeFire: she makes robots FUCK
midnight_0il: This accent is dreadful
LordManiMani: indeed. kick people out of london
HistorysGr8estMonster: acab, and MI5 are cops.
Invitare: looking at a screenshot from the previous video. Helen owns multiple cats and is a mystery novel enthusiast and has 3 medals. Also a Masters
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Tell me more about the grannies.
Decaped: Teaching robots to reproduce is probably the worst thing you could ever do.
hippitybobbity: proper bellend eh
TheMoatman: I like to pretend she made the robots from Nier that try to fuck in that pit
heroscaperguy: Wait what?
TXC2: you Joke Graham, but yes
Alness49: So how many Ex Spies are running around on the streets?
ChiefEngineerMichael: This sounds AGGRESSIVELY BRITISH
PhoenixMelior: wow even the punk music was british
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSS
LordManiMani: they should have just done a Snatch trailer
noSmokeFire: :O :O :O
mikami9: I LOVE HER
hippitybobbity: YESSSSS
red_shoes_jeff: HELEN
ninja_theory_ashrams: discount Tom Hardy
Edgarware: Thank God for Helen
Paranundrox: yessss
wildpeaks: yessss
vinvis_: REd
JLHonors: Classic murder strat
Rivulatus_: she is the best
innovativemethods: if they reproduced she'd get a dang FELLOWSHIP
PhoenixMelior: Yes Helen yes
RealGamerCow: inconspicuous GIANT FUCKING GUN
hippitybobbity: fuck yeah lads
bv310: I just want to be the literal Queen hacking drones
TXC2: more like Maggie Smith
quietcat: I love murder gramma
12mrfrog: awsoe
orionsrise1: lol I love this game!
Zhedor: Is this like MASK?
Psychic_Ketchup: Hey now
noSmokeFire: Unfuck this Democracy
CataclysmicReverb: "Give me the olds!" -Cori, 10June2019
Paranundrox: hey woah
MehallD: sue them!
TheMoatman: Hey wait they're allowed to curse
Juliamon: That's OUR word
electric_claire: If the new trend in games is playable elders, I'm on board
ayirbudd: holy shit they said the thing
big_large: mask dlc incoming
TehAmelie: i want gimmick infringement to be a real thing
control_rig: Graham you have to make the Agatha Fisties gang
MungoDude: they fucked my world!?
Drathak: I'm gonna wear no mask
TheWooglie: Paid DLC for masks Paul
Stoffern: Yeah, I wan't this game, regardless of silly Ubisoft PR
Feltic: UnFuck this City, new to HGTV from the makers of UnFuck this House
noSmokeFire: the skull mask is just a batman villain knockoff
Invitare: they think the masks look iconic
drcanonball: you should show them your hat storage for better head gear
Rhynerd: Welcome to Unfuck this Planet
Anaerin: The masks help with defeating Facial recognition.
loki_lxix: I like the masks...
AbnormAnomaly: an animal farm mask.
Baldrash: March 6th? Happy birthday to me. lrrAWESOME
BertZZ: That beat reminded me of MIC DROP
12mrfrog: but it should of been set in canada
Vampiricsloth: Red was an amazing movie and a game after that fashion would be nice
Noodles_15: Unfuck this world!
Chaotically_Random: so... three days after FFVII... yeah...
beowuuf: #ubies?
noSmokeFire: anything is a microwave if you try hard enough
azlan121: always sunny the game?
salsasamurai10: the medieval knight one looks cool
FurthestChunk55: it's always sunny at ubisoft
drcanonball: it can be
tehlordofelves: Always Sunny?
Paranundrox: @anaerin yeah but you could do punk makeup instead
ninja_theory_ashrams: IASIP?
TheMoatman: Oh it actually is
Edgarware: Wait a minute
orionsrise1: that's next year!!? damn
ieva_art: is it stuttering for anyone else
azlan121: what
noSmokeFire: ????
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh shit
ayirbudd: holy shit it is always sunny
djalternative: A microwave x tv
Drathak: Odd choice
HavenJunde: what
AbnormAnomaly: hey Mac
hippitybobbity: IT HIM
bv310: Oh what actually Mac?
LordManiMani: the gang fucks up london
bv310: Mac looks great
TheMoatman: I thought that looked a bit like him but didn't realize it actually was
accountmadeforants: Wait what?
Drasvin: TV microwave for making TV dinners?
Anaerin: Paranundrox As mentioned, it's a lot faster to put on and take off a mask than to put on and take off makeup.
Edgarware: Hoooold up
azlan121: mac has lost his mass
HavenJunde: PARDON?
Papperslappen: oh no
HistorysGr8estMonster: er...
hippitybobbity: The Gang Develops A Game
noSmokeFire: but to hell with Danny Devito
red_shoes_jeff: I'm listening...
TXC2: TV show about games have almost never worked
djalternative: Is this SpikeFace?
AbnormAnomaly: @noSmokeFire ha
tehcrashxor: <message deleted>Oh god, this show will be so cringy.
control_rig: True
amythist: azlan121 yeah did you never see the end of the series, he was ripped
Mister_Skittles: "right thing
Alahmnat: looking forward to the episode where they spend 6 months working 100 hours a week
IncredibleFrown: so it's about nightmare crunch time?
ninja_theory_ashrams: always sunny meets silicon Valley
Alness49: So, Indie Game The Movie, but not a movie or an Indie game
Skellengar: Partnering with Ubisoft is rarely the right thing
TheMoatman: It's called "snowstorm"
Rivulatus_: Interesting, but could be so bad.
Drathak: Ah yes, blizzard
drcanonball: not blizzard?
azlan121: @amythist mac wil lalways be fat mac to me
Perchipy: billz
bv310: Totally-Not-Blizzard
drcanonball: might be fun
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Please no
noSmokeFire: :| puns
TheMoatman: So it's The Office but for games
MungoDude: RavenSpankWet?
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BlueMechanic: This isn't a game at all
Mark0Caffeen: "blizz"
theneatestburrito: Hard-hitting crunch satire?
HistorysGr8estMonster: Isn't there already a British show that's like this?
TXC2: grind you say?
Drathak: That was just work for me two years ago
Rivulatus_: Is this going to be a new Silicon velley type show?
Crad0k: eye-an?
TimbrePanic: Pray for him
ChiefEngineerMichael: The Office: Gamer Edition
RealGamerCow: He needs a Patagonia vest.
TheMoatman: It's perfect
Chartle: how does ubisoft go to e3 and announce a tv show lol
control_rig: Oh good, it's a fictionalization of my job
underhill33: Yup
banwidthraptor: bigbang meets the dubious
AbnormAnomaly: so Always Sunny meets silicon valley meets the office?
nuninman: is this the shirobako of gaming?
Alahmnat: I was just gonna say that G
Papperslappen: a propper bellend
Taichanie: This sounds awful.
HistorysGr8estMonster: Crunch: The TV Shiw
Kaorti: Waiting for the unionization plot.
dylanbbb: <message deleted>Cringe!
orellien2773: @control_rig tell me about it...
orionsrise1: so a big E3 reveal from Ubisoft is a tv show?
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Malacorath: THis is make ME cringe!!!
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ninja_theory_ashrams: still not a solution to "crunch time"
12mrfrog: <message deleted>BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
noSmokeFire: soooo his character is going to get NAILED with some sexual harassment charges, eh?
Juliamon: Guys, please, stop with the "cringe"
Rivulatus_: So a trailer?
ContingentCat: he's going to have to go back and be like "no no I wasn't talking about you, I promise"
Alness49: "Nobody tolerates bull..." "Anywho, here's this poorly advised idea!"
PixelArtDragon: I'm waiting for the unionization plot to go terribly.
TehAmelie: Jack Twitter is a great fiction
noSmokeFire: cut the feed, cut the feed
control_rig: Oh no I don't want to watch this
TheMoatman: This will probably be bad, but god he nailed the look
BertZZ: Oh thank god I dont have it
electric_claire: I haven't worked in games but I've worked in tech and that picture makes me uncomfortable
BlueMagnusStormCrow: O no!
drcanonball: welp time to pirate
Konda020946: which is the pk where someone dies every year
PhoenixMelior: wait, it's a TV show? Not a game?
Prof_Falconer: <message deleted>I'm preparing to cringe
12mrfrog: <message deleted>Squid2 Squid3 Squid4
innovativemethods: hey no way for me to watch this, cool
ninja_theory_ashrams: coming soon to a pirated site
TheWooglie: Will it have towers?
orbitaltuna: oh i thought he was going to say mythic quest will be playable irl
HistorysGr8estMonster: Oh, fantastic, I'm never gonna have Apple TV, so that's good.
AbnormAnomaly: @PhoenixMelior just about to say that
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xEskar: Real fake real fake tv show game?
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noSmokeFire: couldn't crack the antarctic mark
NojhLivic: Do I want to watch a TV show about a dev pit?
noSmokeFire: *Et
orellien2773: Loaded Hazard :D
SalsaDraugur: movies can't even have video games that look like modern games
control_rig: I'm currently AT work
RealGamerCow: Office meets Silicon Valley
Clench_Eastwood: so its the guild?
Drathak: Please don't be big bang theory
red_shoes_jeff: I wanna play The Roscoe Chronicles.
OmnipotentTrevor: All of the sudden I miss Codemonkeys
TehAmelie: that guy? lrrEFF
GDwarf: Oh, this is very WoW and Everquest-ish
AbnormAnomaly: nope still doesn't look like a real video game
TheWooglie: Who is that voice over?
heroscaperguy: Vghs but for adults would be good
Mark0Caffeen: A show about a game about high fantasy
noSmokeFire: his beard is SO SQUARE
Paranundrox: those rings
Alahmnat: this guy is 250% Jack Twitter
Clench_Eastwood: such luscious eyelashes
beowuuf: Real fake real fake tv show game for my gamer friends, and fake real fake read game show for my tv friends
TXC2: I can't unsee those Eyelashes
Crad0k: i am not going to be able to watch this if they keep mispronouncing my name...
PhoenixMelior: it's the office, but also a video game
ContingentCat: please The Office
The_Voices: seems like it...
DinoThrasher: Is this going to be David Cage the TV show? Because yes plz
DiscordianTokkan: Why not Zoidberg?
tenthtechpriest: famous director cameron lauder
Emergent_OS: The happiness of finally seeing Clint Hocking on stage is overwhelming.
TehAmelie: i think his beard is trying to be a perfect cone
TheMoatman: I mean this is probably supposed to be an E3 presentation video for the expac
TimbrePanic: Danny Pudi
Feltic: Cool, cool cool cool
xEskar: The office in a game industry setting sounds fun
Pal_Friendpatine: Now that makes sense
snowcookies: omg
notthepenguins: AMAZING
NojhLivic: Danny Pudi? I'm there.
Alness49: Tech Bro the Show. This is not going to be a bad idea at all.
drcanonball: hey i know that guy
heroscaperguy: It’s abed
loki_lxix: Yeah okay
big_large: okay, dauny pudi is here, now i'm in
RealGamerCow: Okay, I'm in.
TXC2: I mean if you look like that go for it
TheMoatman: Okay yeah I'm in
TimbrePanic: haha Dropkick Murphys
LloydWallace: Dropkick Murphys?
noSmokeFire: thank you for your dance, G
JPattemore: Ya, sure I'll watch it
Drathak: Is it set in boston?
TheArchitectX: F Murray F'in Abraham?!
Feltic: I'm.... maybe
PixelArtDragon: Ok, this might be worth a try
TwilightAvalon: and now DKM out of nowhere
SalsaDraugur: this might be no terrible
AbnormAnomaly: For Boston
snowcookies: why was he shirtless?
ninja_theory_ashrams: Pudi yay
mikami9: please someone gif dancing graham
TXC2: Jeez of course dropkick murphys
LordManiMani: thst wasn't poirot was it
12mrfrog: <message deleted>Squid3 Squid1 Squid2 Squid4 Squid1 Squid2 Squid4
ContingentCat: Are their offices in Boston?
electric_claire: He reminds me of CEOs I've met
Vampiricsloth: love the music
hippitybobbity: YOHO
RealGamerCow: As a person from Boston, enough with this goddamn song
siver110: yes dropkick murphy
ogier300: F Murray Abraham?
herph: F Murray Abraham
Chartle: feels like another silicon valley, which would be sweet
orionsrise1: going up to Boston is a nice choice there
Alchemistmerlin: baaaaaaaaaaaaaad glasses
KriegerSan: so was that actually Mac
Drathak: aaaaaaand you've lost me
FurthestChunk55: his microphone is giant
noSmokeFire: Oh, good, I can go get water while he talks
wildpeaks: uhh
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mtvcdm: Does the game sell Sam Adams as an in-app purchase?
ogier300: @herph high five
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amythist: yeah the glasses work for him
MungoDude: they look kinda like 3D glasses
MrWrann: Russianbadger!
Crad0k: Alchemistmerlin ugh, i know, i hate the current trend in glasses
kinghalt: kinda want some meself
Zanaide: The old guy was F Murray yes
Anaerin: T-Pain?!
Drathak: acidtoYawn
djalternative: T-Pain streams
TwilightAvalon: Lil Yachty can GTFO, but T-Pain is clean as fuck
heroscaperguy: Why would you put a microphone and glasses that big on your face before you go on camera
Spacecarl: Wait but I am already watching my favorite twitch streamers!
Pteraspidomorphi: No?
ardengnome: June 12th? Will I finally get my deployable shields again?
LordManiMani: alright
red_shoes_jeff: Kingsman!?
LordManiMani: get ready for tactical chat
TheMoatman: R6S2?
accountmadeforants: This is the Kingsmen OST yeah
beowuuf: F Murray Abrahams - are we showing him great respect or saying screw the guy?
Anaerin: Why do all their cinematics look low-res? You can clearly see the aliasing on them, and it's not on the live footage.
TheMoatman: Or expansions
AppleshyJedi: yeah this is Kingsman music
orionsrise1: when did you guys cut a promo for Ubisoft LRR?
RealGamerCow: yeah those glasses bent space-time.
RayFK: Oh my god is this an actual Kingsman operator
underhill33: Is Helen also in this
ChiefEngineerMichael: Wait
PixelArtDragon: *cue clearly not the James Bond theme*
drcanonball: Johnny English
Zalbaag: Featuring: Dave, from Accounting
ContingentCat: legally distinct gary oldman?
ChiefEngineerMichael: I RECOGNISE THIS MUSIC
MrWrann: Isn't he secret service?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: That theme was VERY kingsmen
oyleslyck: secret service agent
SalsaDraugur: This is the kingsman theme
big_large: no helen, no sale
innovativemethods: that dad Stache
ChiefEngineerMichael: KINGSMAN
azlan121: @Anaerin quite possibly everything is being sent to the vision mixer at fairly low res because the LED wall will be fairly low res
beowuuf: Kingmod
12mrfrog: <message deleted>where is bob ross SSSsss Kappa WutFace ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper PogChamp HeyGuys HeyGuys PixelBob
Mark0Caffeen: he has magic glasses
ChiefEngineerMichael: I'M FUCKING IN!
red_shoes_jeff: This is Manner Maketh Man, from the first movie.
PixelArtDragon: Kingsman is basically a parody of Tom Clancy though.
MungoDude: clutch royale?
LordManiMani: a kingsman game really would be the modern legacy sequel to GoldenEye 🤔
coriolis_storm: What's with all the Canadian hate, Ubisoft?
DiscordianTokkan: This... Ain't for me, sorry
TheMerricat: That looks lnothing like COllin
TheAmazingHobo: I legit love this game
snowcookies: AsexualPride Mods
Psychic_Ketchup: Okay but clutch royale is not a good name
Sly_chocobo: Wasnt Kingsmen.. Er.. English?
arcaneemperor: could be statesmen if from the US
Paranundrox: I mean. Kingsman is James Bond-y
SalsaDraugur: I think ubisoft has something against canadians
MungoDude: adventure time?
Sly_chocobo: Like Im not sure how you miss that.
HavenJunde: the royale plague is still sweeping E3 i guess
IncredibleFrown: yeah but the only character that lived from the first movie is a teen right?
bv310: Nice
Tiber727: Ubisoft presentations are never lacking in cheese.
TXC2: this show finished right?
snowcookies: Ubisoft has operations in Canada so it's probably just self-depreciative humour
ayirbudd: oobisoft in the background lol
drcanonball: yes
TwilightAvalon: Lemongrab OP
Baldrash: Finn and Jake in Brawlhalla? Neat.
RollingCarey: same cori ... same
mrshazboto: @TXC2 yup. Comic ending was better imp
mrshazboto: imo*
dylanbbb: Finn Sword!
tenthtechpriest: yes he lost an arm at one point
EikoandMog: I just got here, what did I miss?
ContingentCat: yeah the arm is recent-sh
Psychic_Ketchup: Some stuff went down in the show. Robotic arm was one of them
MehallD: that does NOT sound like John Dimaggio to me
Bobtheninjagoldfish: didnt; adventure time stop being a thing like 5 years ago?
TXC2: EikoandMog lot of watchdogs stuff
mrshazboto: Yo...I might play this game now
quietcat: aww, no marceline?
thavleifrim: is adventure Time still relevant I haven't heard it mentioned in years
Dr_fragenstien: I’m happy for the people who wanted this.
TheMoatman: EikoandMog hacker granny, Always Sunny people are making Silicon Valley for games, Rainbow 6 characters
Pteraspidomorphi: thavleifrim: It has ended
noSmokeFire: professionally shouting away from the mic
Malacorath: no Marceline - not interested
TheMerricat: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Adventure time ended in 201
TheMerricat: 2017
EvilBadman: Yeah, that's very not John DiMaggio
seth_erickson: Love Adventure Time
RealGamerCow: Thanks Graham, I was wondering where I knew Brawlhalla from. That is exactly where from
TheMerricat: My 7 key is stuck.
mrshazboto: PB looks super fun
RassilonDND: no bmo?
MungoDude installs brawlhalla
Mister_Skittles: hello punisher
TheMoatman: Far Cry?
Crad0k: it's the punisher
firelordgamez: The Punisher
djalternative: Punisher
TXC2: it's the punisher
TheMoatman: Ah
amythist: new Ghost REcon
Dared00: Ghost Recon
Wodar9: Punisher?
Feltic: It's a punisher
mikami9: <message deleted>this face animation is so... bad
superherofae: he looks so sad
TheMoatman: Wait did he have the skull?
beowuuf: Punisher McShane
Prof_Falconer: Hi Frank Castle
TheWooglie: New ghost recon
noSmokeFire: if he's in a game, he should be the Funisher
Pteraspidomorphi: It's his face!"
erloas: Frank
xEskar: More celebrities in my games, Im meh about this
Nefarious_Ned: om nom nom
Wodar9: This is not great facial animations
Laurence72: more masks!
tenthtechpriest: we're gonna be ghosts! and recon! recon ghosts!
BlueMechanic: eat them in a bowl. Without milk
noSmokeFire: and we're going to eat those ghosts like some kind of spooky buffet
Psychic_Ketchup: Ghosts are hungry? PACMAN!?
Wodar9: There is like ZERO emotion in his face
Dr_fragenstien: Hungry enough to win that chicken dinner
TheMoatman: His eyebrows haven't moved
LordManiMani: maybe it's a fakeout
TheWooglie: Breakpoint
TheMoatman: Oh wait there it is
ninja_theory_ashrams: no one told him, he's supposed to fire bullets not smoke em
drcanonball: New AC?
snowcookies: As a ghost I would like it if you didn't eat my kind
FurthestChunk55: do they serve the machine right behind you?
noSmokeFire: We are all Tom
PixelArtDragon: Hungry enough to not waste calories on face motion
mrshazboto: He's got a bad case of resting bioware face
TheMerricat: @Wodar9 he's got his war face on. ;-P
TwilightAvalon: Hey Graham....opinions on the new Destiny 2 news?
LordManiMani: and hes talking to goblins or children
TheAmazingHobo: "I´m HUNGRY for some really clunky dialogue!"
TheWooglie: Isn't he the baddy?
mikami9: <message deleted>HES TALKING LIKE A SOCK PUPPET
mugsi_: Metal Ghost Recon?
BaronVonPoppinOff: he's talking to a scout troop
Wodar9: @TheMerricat hahaha
Tiber727: Ghostpunchers
Angnor33: Assassins Creed: Recon.
TheMoatman: The Midnight Ghost Hunters
Chaotically_Random: Spector Bashers?
Juliamon: Game devs: please stop pushing hyperrealistic textures without hyperrealistic animation
Talin06: nope no politics here
mtvcdm: That man's eyes do not emote.
noSmokeFire: Battlefield's haunted
girlpainting: is it just me, but mouthcap is off
Wodar9: They TOTALLY should have called this "Ghostbusters"
dream__dreamer: punish the ghosts
PixelArtDragon: Hey look, Hunters from Destiny!
itsr67: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
drcanonball: plz no battleroyale
Waffle_fortress: lrrSPOOP
tehcrashxor: lrrSPOOP
TimbrePanic: they will never take, our servers
Alness49: Who are you going to call.... upon?
RatekStormcrow: LUIGI !!!!
Bladinus: lrrSPOOP
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Tom clancy battle royal
FinalShowFilms: "How many times can we say 'Ghosts' in this trailer"
Mark0Caffeen: ghosts royale
loki_lxix: PACMAN
Juliamon: AWOO
Taveena: Wolf Recon, Gohsts
noSmokeFire: wolves: known for eating ghosts?
MungoDude: breakpoint
Feltic: Ghost Recon Wolverhood
TheAmazingHobo: I feel like we´re really mixing some metaphors here
xEskar: Trailer auido looks out of sync
Prof_Falconer: This Luigi's Mansion remake is weird
LordManiMani: 👻
Donutholez: ghost creed: battlefield recon
GDwarf: Wolves, well known for their hunting of ghosts
xEskar: odd
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun that was the bad guy
TheWarbo: Okay but Ghost Bears when
SalsaDraugur: god that looks lame
TXC2: Juliamon he looks like someone is whereing his face
DiscordianTokkan: Ghost Wolf Recon Breakpoint Brotherhood
Edgarware: DOG
CraziestOwl: lrrSPOOP
StageMgrRob: We are the First Order
Anaerin: PUPPER!
Dared00: DOG
Wodar9: DOG
PixelArtDragon: Wolf Recon: Ghosthood
Psychic_Ketchup: DOG
Zanaide: DOGE
djalternative: DOG
red_shoes_jeff: PUPPEH!
poeromancy: DOGGO
loki_lxix: DOGGO
Taveena: DOG?
CodeRenegade: DOG
EikoandMog: lrrSPOT
MungoDude: but can you pet the dog in the game?
Papperslappen: DOG
Alahmnat: doggo!
electric_claire: <3
HavenJunde: doggo!
snowcookies: Doggo!
Paranundrox: can we pet it?
AshBurnem: That's not a wolf.
Prof_Falconer: And now... a dog
underhill33: GOOD BOI
girlpainting: John Wicks DOGO
Drathak: Best guest so far dog
wench_tacular: can we pet the doggo
itsr67: aww, doggy
Wodar9: WINNER
seth_erickson: Can I pet the dog
noSmokeFire: let bam bam talk!
PhorrestGaze: can we pet the dog?
control_rig: No one cares Jon
TXC2: VERY calm dog
wildpeaks: pet the dog
johkmil: Was that the Punisher actor?
ContingentCat: Doggo!
TragicMtG: such good dog!
hippitybobbity: chaboy mixing his metaphors so hard he needs a blender
electric_claire: LET THE DOG SPEAK
TheMoatman: Instant pop
bv310: All I care about is this dog now
Donutholez: can u pet bam bam
Nefarious_Ned: Doggo! Doggo more important
Crad0k: he's... smiling, that's very disconcerting
Juliamon: GOOD PIB
Alness49: There are two wolves inside you
control_rig: We want dog
Laurence72: let the dog speak!
shurtal: Dog Con
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Dog? WHERE IS KEANU?
loki_lxix: BESTEST DOGGO
drcanonball: do something doggo
mikami9: <message deleted>kiss the dog
Drathak: He was talking to the dooog
BlueMechanic: Let the dog speak
HavenJunde: dog looks nervous
Rhynerd: Such a good boi
FinalShowFilms: I can't wait for that dog to just piss all over the stage.
mikami9: <message deleted>pet the dog
MissCora: Doggo!
RealGamerCow: It's okay Bambam, it's loud.
TheWooglie: Ubisoft wins just because of the dog
FurthestChunk55: i love you too, random citizen
Paranundrox: pet the dog!
Chaotically_Random: Ubisoft Wins The has Doggo
Thandres: they were like: "how can we beat keanu reaves? i know: A dog!"
mrshazboto: He couldn't beat Keanu 1 on 1 so he had to take the dog hostagew
cheetoJack: Ubisoft wins E3, they had a dog
wildpeaks: I guess we can't pet the dog in E3
Rivulatus_: can you pet the dog, e3 edition?
PhorrestGaze: Pet the dog
PixelArtDragon: Can You Pet the Dog posted for trans rights recently, CYPtD is good praxis
tehcrashxor: Pet the dog! Pet the dog! Pet the dog!
TXC2: aw doggo is hiding
Alness49: Wait, is Keanu still in the building? Oh no....ooooh no....
Juliamon: He's not petting the dog.....
Donutholez: pet it. pet bambam the dog
itsr67: But can you pet the dog?
Laurence72: put can E3 pet the dog?
Paranundrox: @mrshazboto given Keanu's history, that seems unwise
wildpeaks: why bring a dog if not for petting doggo
Zanaide: Coldy
control_rig: Coldie
GDwarf: "Cold Walker", got it. :P
Psychic_Ketchup: Steve, steve and now Steve
TheMerricat: Cole D Walker? Texas Ranger?
LordManiMani: sure is a name
xEskar: coldie walker
DiscordianTokkan: Coldie Walker
mikami9: <message deleted>let the dog host
noSmokeFire: cracking open a Cole D with the boys
Pal_Friendpatine: Coldy Walker
xEskar: shilly walkmans
Kaorti: IE Steve
Nefarious_Ned: Coldie Hahn?
RealGamerCow: He certainly stands like a soldier.
Sarah_Serinde: wildpeaks Service doggo?
beowuuf: wait, he's played shane now he's playing a cold...walker.... right...
TXC2: suroisly why is dog?
futureslang: Coldie Walker?
Wodar9: A++++ Cory!!!
mrshazboto: @Paranundrox the dog stays alive as long as Keanu stays back
accountmadeforants: There's no rule saying a dog can't host an E3 conference!
itsr67: Ubisoft can't pet the dog
Crad0k: 'a special forces soldier who lost everything' is a really werid way to describe the punisher
wildpeaks: ah yes, good point
orellien2773: @TXC2 For the memes, it's just a prop.
notthepenguins: i would like a briefing on why you arent petting the dog
Nefarious_Ned: but...but can you pet the dog?
12mrfrog: loaingreadyrun
Prof_Falconer: Right, great, whatever, let's focus on the dog now
seth_erickson: the question is why not dog before
Drathak: Yes but can you pet the dog?
GDwarf: "No briefing"? you know what to do?
AshBurnem: (woo)
Kykiwi: wolfs =/= dogs
ogier300: Maritnez a Marine in The Pacific, too.
Spluuga: cold dick walker?
AtomicAlchemical: "No one would dare boo a Doggo. Audience approval is guaranteed!"
TheMerricat: @txc2 you might not remember but they have dogs in Ghost Recon.
ogier300: He has a type
mikami9: <message deleted>the dog has more emotion in its face than his character has
MissCora: Therapy dog?
wildpeaks: aren't service dogs meant to have a special collar though ?
TheWooglie: no those are the bad guys
BlueMechanic: can you pet the dog?
Pteraspidomorphi: He pets the dog to regain sanity
GoblinRanger: dog is the stand in for the wolves?
Alahmnat: did you bring the dog on stage because his name is bambam and it's a shootymans game?
johkmil: Freezing D Ambler
TXC2: TheMerricat I do not
dream__dreamer: my dog will now maul a random member of the audience
KriegerSan: Good dogo, sleepy dogo
PixelArtDragon: "This game is about wolves, that's why I brought a dog"
Anaerin: BATTLE-station, please Graham. :D
girlpainting: every company need one cold hearded super soldier, that has his own code of honor....
mrshazboto: That is one well behaved pupper
BronzeGolem436: petting the dog is dlc
orbitaltuna: Awoo?
LordManiMani: these military pushes depress me so much
TheArchitectX: Jon and his Wolves are the bad guys.
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TheMerricat: Ghost Recon is the game with the playable dog in it. That's why the dog is there.
Drathak: My boots don't have straps though
drcanonball: take on me
TehAmelie: strap on your doom booties?
Alness49: Is this a working therapy dog. May be why it's not petting
KriegerSan: Strap on for a strap in
GDwarf: Taaaaake oooon meeeee....
AshBurnem: Isn't that from the new Sonic movie?
EvilBadman: Hopefully that's not Keanu's dog
tehcrashxor: Pet the dog! Pet the dog!
futureslang: PET THE GODDAMN DOG
red_shoes_jeff: PET THE DAMN DOG.
innovativemethods: take me onnnnnn
Questhere: e3 ubisoft 0/10. no dogs petted
Mark0Caffeen: the reverse division
noSmokeFire: he apparently adopted Bam Bam in 2017, he's one of three rescues
erloas: so it's setting up pvp
Kykiwi: dog gonna get pet off stage
ninja_theory_ashrams: rocket tank boots
Sly_chocobo: <message deleted>This .. really is so painfully cringy
ricohard1986: Maybe a nice pair of driving Slippers?
Taveena: Can You Pet The Dog: Ubisoft E3 Presentation
therisingtithes_: I woke up from a nap and my PC is being a butt. What did I miss, if anything?
TimbrePanic: is this still political with the dog involved now?
Sly_chocobo: <message deleted>And that poor dog :P
Prof_Falconer: But WHY was there a dog?
Wicker_Knight: he's the villain, yeah
TheWooglie: yes
Sarah_Serinde: Chat sometimes doggos are working doggos and not to be pet at the moment
mikami9: <message deleted>this is cringy as heck
PhorrestGaze: we've got the beards
girlpainting: suprise!
LordManiMani: isnt this just farcry
Skajetolaf: Expansion for Division?
noSmokeFire: was that a furry cape?
Donutholez: shut up and pet the doggo
mtvcdm: Drones? We just were hacking those things in London!
jschunx: 'cause y'know, enemy recon teams are TERRIBLE at recon
Anaerin: Why the FUCK did that Hum-Vee squeal it's tires ON DIRT?
girlpainting: i am a suprise bender!
TheMerricat: @Prof_Falconer Ghost Recon is the game with the playable dog in it. That's why the dog is there.
Talin06: so... is he is Colonel Kurtz?
mrshazboto: Drones are kinda like robot dogs
drcanonball: we have a hulk?
PixelArtDragon: Element of Surprise, symbol Oh!
RollingCarey: was AFK for a sec did the doggo get pets on stage?
oyleslyck: Bethesda = dragons in everything, Ubisoft = drones in everything
xEskar: But we just ate!
Juliamon: Hungry... like the wolf
KriegerSan: The enemy side looks far more interesting
Psychic_Ketchup: They have an army, we have family squabbles
dream__dreamer: sandwiches
Alness49: What about only children?
JLHonors: But we...are hangry
innovativemethods: hold on why did ghost recon have a dog?
MungoDude: oh right I forgot my tea
Mark0Caffeen: Ncr vs Ncr rangers
The_FlyingDutchman: how are those units of measurement
Feltic: @oyleslyck Someone needs to make a Drone-Dragon hybrid
johkmil: Everyone knows beards are what makes spec ops special.
Laurence72: Hungry? Eat a Snickers!
Taichanie: They're hungry. But we control the farms.
mugsi_: They have technology but we have friendship!
Drathak: They are an emotion but we are a different emotion
noSmokeFire: they STILL didn't say Breakpoint
girlpainting: that arm whanted to be a leg
Arikell: yeah that arm would not lift
Wicker_Knight: okay, on the bright side I am now 100% confident I am not interested in this. back to doggo
Kykiwi: JEbus
TimbrePanic: uhhhh
Tiber727: I'm pretty sure all ghosts have died.
Laurence72: LOL
Wodar9: NO! Ghosts by definition died!!!!
PhorrestGaze: the army was the friends we made along the way
GoblinRanger: The heck?
TimbrePanic: not safe that work place
Sly_chocobo: I think they were all Hangry? (Hungry-angry?)
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StageMgrRob: Hungry like a wolf?
Crad0k: ian's home?
Vampiricsloth: KITKAT
Feltic: Assult Kitkat
johkmil: We are hungry, hungry hippos.
DemonicUrge: needed to throw snickers to solve that hunger problem :p
Anaerin: Dog is gone, ALL IS LOST
PhorrestGaze: is the dog gone without bring pet?
orbitaltuna: ccolorNom
HavenJunde: you're not a dog!
ZethRuss: the asmr is real
red_shoes_jeff: Nothing flowed into anything else, he was just SAYING things.
Questhere: have a breakpoint, have a kitkat
EvilBadman: That's what you get for saying how hungry you were
amythist: still disappointed no Aisha Tyler
Gizmoloid: I have no idea which ones are baddies, I wonder if that's good or bad indication for game's story/esthetic?
bv310: crinkle ASMR now
snowcookies: Can I have a kitkat too?
Donutholez: Hungry? Have a KitKat! lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
mrshazboto: Dog is gone. Keanu is now on the hunt
RassilonDND: what is that I hear? Doritos?
Pteraspidomorphi: Beej opening mail?
TheArchitectX: Why is Jon the narrator on behalf of the good guys, when he's playing the bad guy?
NimrodXIV: I want a kitkat
KriegerSan: "Very" excited
TXC2: RassilonDND kitkats
Sarah_Serinde: Chat it was probably a service dog, we don't need to be outraged about it not being pet. Doggo was being a good calm doggo
innovativemethods: no ...
BronzeGolem436: that dog better be getting all the pets backstage
Anaerin: AI team-mates? Eh...
jschunx: you guys bring enough candy to share with chat?
Rivulatus_: can not pet dog 0/10 would not watch again.
PixelArtDragon: Ooh, are you eating the promotional doritos they sent you?
TXC2: that's a good high waisted pants
Psychic_Ketchup: Tumblr?
HavenJunde: @Sarah_Serinde oh good point
johkmil: They have NPCs – woo?
KriegerSan: Which is ....
Bobtheninjagoldfish: she needs to say more than 4 words at a time.
wildpeaks: sounds like it
bv310: Almost certainly., Paul
LordManiMani: 🔺
mtvcdm: Content for exposure!
KriegerSan: Ghost Recon Facebook?
panpan_unbroken: 😬
ZethRuss: here's some clapping, now tell us what it's about ?
KriegerSan: Hard pass
Kykiwi: Oof
Taichanie: Ghost Recon Pintrest?
LordManiMani: TheIlluminati
loki_lxix: we have....forums?
Pal_Friendpatine: So game companies are going to make their jobs easier and let their workers go home to their families by having us gamers make content for them?
mtvcdm: Everybody loves spec work!
Unas84: So what díd we learn?
ricohard1986: They set up a Forum?
Donutholez: Why nof a discord server?
girlpainting: but i whanna be a gamma ghost!
mugsi_: Isn't this the same thing that cod did a few years ago?
PixelArtDragon: How long is the stuff just for the Ghost Recon? This has quite long for just one franchise.
Anaerin: So they're trying to make an official equivalent of the 101st legion for Star Wars?
amythist: am I the only one that reads that hastag as UBIES?
Kykiwi: hai
PhorrestGaze: would you rather they talk to the skeleton hiding inside you?
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun would you rather they call you collect?
Vyous: He keeps looking at his mark
drcanonball: can we have a new rayman plz
Sarah_Serinde: amythist No :D
beowuuf: amythiest: nope!
girlpainting: hye random human
Prof_Falconer: So it's the Doom Slayer's Club, but for Ghost Recon
TheMerricat: Paul, he's their boss.. :-P
BlueMechanic: They should bring out another dog. That went really well last time
TheWooglie: we can't see the name because of chairs
notthepenguins: hm, could we maybe swap you guys to the right of the screen instead? cant read the names
AmoriLinguae: @LoadingReadyRun you're covering the names with your figures
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so we've seen what .. 2 games?
Wicker_Knight: this really does feel llike Call of Duty Ghosts...
Mark0Caffeen: we are hunt
TXC2: Bobtheninjagoldfish 3 I think
Kykiwi: is this a third promotion segment for ghost recon?
Wicker_Knight: and like, that's not a good thing, even by the standards of military FPSs
ZethRuss: 2020?
seth_erickson: Bring me back the Dog
TehAmelie: have we made any Pet_Dogs jokes yet?
noSmokeFire: top left corner is the best option
Wodar9: How does it feel to teleport G?
FinalShowFilms: The bug is slightly transparent. You three aren't.
noSmokeFire: just go upside down
Kykiwi: years?
PixelArtDragon: Because of the overlay, the hashtag looks like #GHOSYRECON
PhorrestGaze: please clap
girlpainting: akeward single clap
KriegerSan: When's the Sony conference?
Alness49: Bold statement
Sly_chocobo: Is this one of those "Do our marketing" for us things?
innovativemethods: no Sony
Taichanie: It will be live for years. exactly 2 years which are "years"
Dared00: TBH, Ubi is pretty good when it comes to supporting even underperforming games
Psychic_Ketchup: Clap damnit
Alahmnat: I trust Ubi with online services about as far as I can throw them.
Crad0k: they're *really* missing aisha tyler
TXC2: KriegerSan there isn't one
KriegerSan: Aslo when's Marhvel Kappa
oyleslyck: no sony
ricohard1986: They set up a forum... AND a ;pttery, at the same time!!!
ContingentCat: people were like 'oh he wants us to clap'
orellien2773: <unenthusiastic applause>
Bobtheninjagoldfish: "free updates" aka in game purchases.
ZethRuss: we'll have your back as long as you buy our lootboxes
MungoDude: Terminator?
girlpainting: terminatoir
orellien2773: wait
Baldrash: Terminator!
shurtal: terminator
GDwarf: Wait
rozodru: Terminator
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Terminator?
1losttheGame: TERMINATOR
beowuuf: terminator
Crad0k: terminator?
orellien2773: Terminator?!
NarishmaReborn: terminator
NojhLivic: More terminator tie ins?
Twinklebees: wat
TXC2: More Ternimator?
KriegerSan: @txc2 Le Poop
noSmokeFire: <reluctant clapping>
EikoandMog: More terminator?
StageMgrRob: Two years is technically “years”
Kykiwi: more terminator?
ogier300: Oh noooooo what.
girlpainting: T2
LordManiMani: dundun dun
noSmokeFire: that was FIVE SECONDS
EvilBadman: Gear 5
TheMerricat: How many games will the Terminator show up in for E3
Invitare: there was also Terminator in Devolver's
FinalShowFilms: Terminator is in so many games that aren't Terminator games.
steelenet: PogChamp
Juliamon: Devolver did it better
Alness49: Second Terminator tie this week!
Kykiwi: WAT
Justin_Bailey: No
mtvcdm: what?!
NojhLivic: I'm starting to worry Dark Fate won't be good, with so many tie-ins showing up.
RayFK: Non
jschunx: Skynet's getting everywhere
Taichanie: Nope.
ogier300: Wildlands had the Predator.
MungoDude: Brominator?
Justin_Bailey: wtf was that?
snowcookies: Damn you twitch for dropping frames on me :(
Zanaide: SkyNet is growing. :o
control_rig: What was that
ogier300: So Breakpoint gets a Terminator?
johkmil: Ghost Recon: Skynet?
noSmokeFire: ?? filling time??
KriegerSan: HUh
Kykiwi: You cant just teast us like that
neckfurters: I missed why Mac from Sunny was on stage earlier? Are they doing a Project Badass game?
wildpeaks: but why terminator
orellien2773: Thou shalt not just tease the f'n terminator!
Crad0k: *this* is how skynet wins
beowuuf: didn't get enough woops, noped out
thavleifrim: are Terminator just agressively giving out licensing deals now?
seth_erickson: Is teminator public domain now or something
ninja_theory_ashrams: looking forward to Terminator in MK11
oyleslyck: Terminator leaked for Mortal Kombat 11 DLC too
TheAinMAP: How much money did "Terminator" have to throw around?
drcanonball: i hope they got arnold to voice the terminator
Frankenfruity: Put Terminator in Smash you cowards
Thandres: he was showing terminator?
dylanbbb: Just show the terminator then don't explain anything
PixelArtDragon: I can survive the Breakpoint, because I use line-by-line debugging!
Kykiwi: moblie rpg?
KriegerSan: Vamp vamp
Wicker_Knight: yes
PhorrestGaze: do we have phones?
bv310: Oh joy, more mobile RPGs
forlornhope22: a terminator skin. that was it.
Papperslappen: Isn't the breakpoint that weapon in Steven Unicerse
Bobtheninjagoldfish: skip to BGE2 plz.
girlpainting: TF2 mobile
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun breakpoint is the point where a military unit looses combat effectivness
Feltic: Ubisoft Moba on Mobile?
Mark0Caffeen: the twist is you are the bad
noSmokeFire: she has a very stiff face
ninja_theory_ashrams: mobile
KriegerSan: That was Fisher
Kaorti: I hoped for a moment this was tactical breach witches.
Wodar9: Jesus
TheMoatman: I thought it said RPG
Kaorti: no such luck
big_large: ubismash
DiscordianTokkan: This... does not look good?
mtvcdm: Megan. She's all in. She's double or nothing. She's a fyter fest.
Wodar9: This is Mobile. Calling it
noSmokeFire: he looks like TF2's Scout with a beard
beowuuf: tactical breach witches looks amazing and I think is several years away :(
seth_erickson: Ubisoft Smash
Anaerin: Wodar9 They already said it was.
TheAmazingHobo: but is he a hungry ghost?
PixelArtDragon: Wow, they're getting in on the franchise-wide MOBA real late.
wildpeaks: what gave it away, the fact they say it's mobile or the mobile phone on screen ?
Chaotically_Random: Mobile Game
drcanonball: is Rayman in this?
ANeMzero: But where is my literal jet squadmate for HAWX?
Wodar9: dang :( no longer can call it
dream__dreamer: also... microtransactions.
PhorrestGaze: but you can always tell when he's used a bathroom, beard hair everywhere
Mark0Caffeen: the phone not tip you off
johkmil: Hungry, hungry ghost hippos.
Zanaide: Plox Splinter Cell
TimbrePanic: boooo teasing that Splinter Cell
noSmokeFire: downgraded to Wolf
Alness49: Put Tom Clancy in Smash you cowards!
AbnormAnomaly: more Tom Clancey heros.
mtvcdm: Sam Fisher is Baron Corbin now?
Dr_fragenstien: It said mobile rpg
angryoptimist: The pack wolf hunts with a lone!
Taichanie: It did say "now hunts with a pack."
big_large: but where is rayman?
MungoDude: I just want a new prince of persia
mikami9: the wolf squad
Wodar9: This would be interesting if it is a bunch of puzzles
Laurence72: G.I. Joe?
IncredibleFrown: so it's a gacha
NojhLivic: Splinter Cell is one of those series that I supposedly would really like but never got into.
rozodru: I never read that Tom Clancy book
Gizmoloid: looks like Antisquad add-on
Baldrash: So, Ubi Gacha game?
gibsoncat9: Seems rather..... elitist.
theneatestburrito: Play a non-elite squad in Evil Genius 2, maybe?
TheWooglie: Can they just put Tom Clancy in front of anything?
TXC2: Didn't Tom Clancy Die like 8 years ago?
big_large: oh hell yes
BronzeGolem436: which is funny given wolf packs are a mom, a dad and their kids
ninja_theory_ashrams: Splinter Cell, the last stealth game franchise standing
red_shoes_jeff: Tom Clancy's SUPER SMASH BROS
Donutholez: what.... we get john wick and terminator this past 2 days. who's next? Triple X Vin Diesel?
johkmil: Lone Wolf Sam Fisher becomes Constable Sam Fisher becomes Corporate Sam Fisher?
TwilightAvalon: here comes more dancing pandas
Kaorti: Tom Clancy is dead, but his brand lives on. Apolitically.
big_large: this is the keynote address right here
Psychic_Ketchup: Its been 10 years! JUST DANCE! Please!
NojhLivic: Is this the Just Dance movie?
AbnormAnomaly: Just Dance, It's gonna be ok
mtvcdm: Do nothing except dance. Do not sleep. Do not eat. Dance.
Invitare: this is dramatic
TimbrePanic: Just Dance but Glow
control_rig: Carrot!
wildpeaks: and a carrot
AbnormAnomaly: carrot?
seth_erickson: Carrot in the back
red_shoes_jeff: That's right
Donutholez: Carrot FTW
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Anaerin: We danced, BECAUSE WE WANTED TO!
Alness49: We've been Just Dancing for ten years. We'd like to sit down.
TXC2: the movie?
TheAmazingHobo: wait..... do we also need to fight these guys now?
GDwarf: I want a wardrobe like the Just Dance characters. If...I could pull it off, anyway.
RealGamerCow: I'm so confused.
noSmokeFire: getting existential there
KriegerSan: Do people still play Just Dance?
angryoptimist: Just Speech
Laurence72: but not political?
remembrancer_vivi: just dance is political
Chaotically_Random: Does Just Dance, actually make enough money to make 10 games?
PhoenixMelior: this is so very hype
Donutholez: yes
noSmokeFire: Just Dance: The Motion Picture
starlitdiscord: i just tuned in... whats happening...?
TheMerricat: Tom Clancy's JUST DANCE!
Justin_Bailey: People actually played Just Dance?
TheElrad: and it's completely apolitical :D
beowuuf: Just Dance Isn't
mikami9: just apolitical dance
AbnormAnomaly: but really all we do is just dance
PhoenixMelior: but it's DANCE
flyingdelorion: Are we human or ar we dancer?
drcanonball: but it's stoill just dance
cheetoJack: oh hey its time for this segment again
EvilBadman: Nah, parody that speech for cold open on DB2019
bv310: They're going all in on the super intense speeches this presser, eh?
NojhLivic: Popular enough that it was optioned as a movie
TheMoatman: Honestly surprised they didn't just get Brendan Urie
xEskar: This is why Im here
Wodar9: Wait, that is not the same people
cheetoJack: I was wondering when we'd get to the Just Dance dancing segment
KriegerSan: I saw the recent one on the Switch and didn't recognise Any of the music
Anaerin: Also supremely profitable, as they sell individual tracks by the truckload.
notthepenguins: they would not be making ten games if it wasnt massively popular
Rhynerd: I’d love to watch both version of that speech swap
dylanbbb: At least they explained before the dance this time
DinoThrasher: <message deleted>I don't care how cringe it is, Just Dance freaking out on stage is always a highlight of the Ubi conference for me
Shfflecat: Can I play as the Just Dance crew in Watchdogs?
ricohard1986: Could they not keep the same band leader costume for the transfer?
Prof_Falconer: But will there be drones in the new Just Dance?
beowuuf: I mean after 10 years they need to end by invading a small country at the end of the number, right?
Stoffern: panda
TheMoatman: It's not like it changes that much
Invitare: The Panda is back!
TXC2: this is basically the intermision
johkmil: Where were the Just Dance people in the Ubisoft-heroes-game?
BlueMechanic: There's always a panda too
Wicker_Knight: absolutely going to take this over another tom clancy shooter
amythist: and I still don't get teh dancing panda
mikami9: i love the furry visibility
Psychic_Ketchup: It's colourful and fun, I'm okay with this
control_rig: It's showboating
Alness49: Take a moment to grab a drink.
Wodar9: Could those actors not dance?
mtvcdm: Just Dance's annual Madden release.
big_large: it's drones, glitches, and then pandas
superherofae: yeah, Just Dance is super popular in elderly care home and centers for mentally disabled kids and adults, its basically what keeps it going
noSmokeFire: can I recruit hundreds of grandmas in the latest Just Dance?
Juliamon: PARDON
electric_claire: Is this that motion control game?
Arikell: Really it has to be their biggest income source
godort: oh no. Is Just Dance really 10 years old
seth_erickson: When are we going to get the carrot
StageMgrRob: But this time there is a story mode.
Baldrash: @RayFK So Just Dance homestream when? lrrAWESOME
TheMoatman: I'm shocked, Jordan
NojhLivic: So when are they going to put the average so-so dancers on stage to show actual gameplay?
BertZZ: I saw them live last month, they are SO GOOD
Feltic: Baby Shark do do do?
Dr_fragenstien: How long before fortnite steals dances from this game?
panpan_unbroken: moar panda!
Taichanie: Lets not kill love.....
TheNerdWonder: It’s a chance for the presenters to have a break
RealGamerCow: O.o
ChiefEngineerMichael: KNEW IT
Thandres: ok, so i step away for a minute, WTF? :O
bv310: Alrighty then
ContingentCat: Is that panda their thing?
PhoenixMelior: Thandres just dancing
drcanonball: no.
Alness49: Rooster n Bass
FinalShowFilms: This is an aggressively white dance break.
mrshazboto: I believe the phrase "here's that extra you ordered" applies here
Baldrash: Oh, Stadia.
Anaerin: Coming to Stadia? Interesting.
AyVeeDee: WII??
incredulouspasserby: you know I'm not a Just Dance person but I'm really loving this
Wodar9: I like this. Real fun
cheetoJack: Switch and Wii
noSmokeFire: do you think getting to be the panda is a reward or a punishment?
beowuuf: so we;ve got our clip of the day early, that's cool :)
Pteraspidomorphi: Hah
Prof_Falconer: Wow, still supporting the Wii
GDwarf: It's still on Wii!
TacitusVigil: Just Dance Recon
Feltic: Wiiiii
TXC2: Desert bus has better Dancing Kappa
TimbrePanic: Wii is ALIVE BABY
Thandres: @PhoenixMelior you are technically correct and i applaud you for the pun :D
StillAnEmoKid: The Wii??
xEskar: Still on the wii
PhoenixMelior: IT'S STILL ON THE WII!
NojhLivic: Imagine future archeological robots dig this up in an attempt to understand our culture.
nosrac2: This dance break is a thing.
MungoDude: Wii? but not WiiU?
kumatsu: I hope that the dancer in the panda suit makes extra
KriegerSan: Not Wii U?
Psychic_Ketchup: Heck yeah Wii!
xEskar: Im so glad
TheWooglie: No PC?
Gascitygaming: Cause F the wii u
JPattemore: Holy shit, it is!
Wodar9: Not Wii U??
LordManiMani: PogChamp
steelenet: LUL
PixelArtDragon: WELP, time to break out the old Wii!
PhoenixMelior: also that was Beej in the background right?
BlueMagnusStormCrow: THe wii?
azlan121: makes sense its still on the wii, its aimed at non-core gaming markets
xEskar: Not just buyin a witch for just dance
mrshazboto: Huh...I kinda want to get this for switch
Wodar9: Amazing
Gizmoloid: @Wodar9 No one bought WiiU
noSmokeFire: Five Honor
seth_erickson: The carrot did not reveal itself disappointing
TXC2: the Wii U did not sell
Rhynerd: More For Honor
MungoDude: so WiiU is only for Mario Maker 1 huh
NarishmaReborn: we still use our Wii :/
NojhLivic: Pretty
Alness49: I see them dropping Stadia before the Wii
FurthestChunk55: i want them to put the terminator in for honor
electric_claire: The wii will never die
RayFK: Sixty-Nine Honour
girlpainting: 3 honor...the prequal!
mtvcdm: Three honor and that's my final offer
xEskar: 2 honoe 5 u
Justin_Bailey: For Honor 2: Honor Harder
mikami9: for honour 2: electric boogaloo
beowuuf: Nice
InkyGhoast: i thought they were gonna hard swerve into rayman ngl
Zanaide: Aww, I keep hoping every year they'll bring back pirate dev man.
PixelArtDragon: Too Four Too Furious
Laurence72: queue the Ewoks
BlueMechanic: I had a WiiU and played a lot of Hyrule Warriors and Mario kart and that was it
mrshazboto: GIVE US L5R Heroes you COWARDS!
Feltic: For Honor 4, For Ho4or!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: FOR TERMINATOR
KriegerSan: Just waiting for a new Rayman or have I missed that
melodiifrost: For Honor with a Vengeance
Kaorti: For Honor: Dishonored.
Tiber727: Four Honor Squared, so 16 Honor.
Pal_Friendpatine: For Honor: Sekiro
theneatestburrito: We need honor expert, Zuko, in the game.
Questhere: four honor: modern warfare two
TheMoatman: Oh yep I see the colors
angryoptimist: 4 Honor 2: 3 Honor 5 Me
Alness49: This seems very dishonourable
Gascitygaming: th Kabooki Experience!
xEskar: Kabwhoki?
Pteraspidomorphi: For Honor: Breakpoint
hippitybobbity: ITS SEPHIROTH
johkmil: 4 40n0r?
tenthtechpriest: for honor: sekiro
Feltic: A hodor?
Megaparsec256: For Horror?
red_shoes_jeff: 4 Honour, 2 Furious
noSmokeFire: Horrrrorrror
Papperslappen: For Honor: ghost dogs
Alahmnat: lotta rolled Rs there
Wodar9: 3 honor, the prequel
orbitaltuna: hor roar
Chaotically_Random: Rabbids!
ChiefEngineerMichael: Sam Raimi!?
TXC2: a Horrrrrrrrrroooooooor
beowuuf: I mean by the fourth installment you reboot, so just HONOR, right?
PixelArtDragon: For Honor: Dead Man's Chest
BronzeGolem436: a horrrrrrrrrorrrrrrrr you say
Mister_Skittles: the story of for honor was just my nephew crashing histoys together
Mark0Caffeen: big spooky
mrshazboto: For Honor - Zombies
johkmil: For Horror!
bv310: G-g-g-g-g-g-ghosts!
amythist: they did the lightsaber thing for May the 4th too
SalsaDraugur: wonder who they got to be the narator because he sounds Icelandic
LordManiMani: theyre being invaded by OutWorld
Wodar9: Ghost this is totally zombies
Kramburger: Auska?
sir_jack_DB: For Honor: Catarrh Hero lrrBEEJ
NrgSpoon: so not youkai
PixelArtDragon: For Honor: Lordran edition
beowuuf: Four Honour Just Cause Four?
noSmokeFire: Cherry doesn't scream "spirit of death"
MungoDude: be wary of cherry
wildpeaks: very pretty
ContingentCat: neat
Psychic_Ketchup: Sure
TXC2: Gods if only if was Sakura from street fighter :p
PixelArtDragon: Oh no, the cherry blossoms
Feltic: Praxis?
NrgSpoon: shadows of the people slicers
TheMoatman: I don't think they own it
johkmil: Shadows of the Hickory?
bv310: Theme Hospital: VR
big_large: cherries killed zachary taylor
mrshazboto: Surgeon Simulator
GDwarf: Trauma Center is Atlus/Sega
xEskar: Icky
orellien2773: Honestly, the big thing that makes the Ubisoft presser a drain for me is that none of the games that Ubisoft has been putting out lately have really been interesting me much......... and what's this now?!
rzrdrgn: Nanomachines son!
Kaorti: InB4 reverse-blade katana.
TheMoatman: I don't know
wildpeaks: mm
angryoptimist: Death Gorgeous Pink Trees--which, incidentally, will the be sequel to Death Stranding. Kappa
RealGamerCow: katesNope katesNope katesNope
noSmokeFire: Staph Infection: Extreme edition
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Beyond Good and Evil, Plz.
TheMoatman: This might be a new IP
FickleMuse: Oh I think I've seen this
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
KriegerSan: Prey?
BlueMechanic: you need some ointment for that
InkyGhoast: the last of us?
cheetoJack: Is this zombies?
wildpeaks: ok game, you have my attention
melodiifrost: lrrSPOOP
Edgarware: Zombi-U?
TheMoatman: Prey's EA, isn't it?
beowuuf: don't let your evil hand near a gun
KriegerSan: Granted that's not Ubi :P
starlitdiscord: uhhh
Invitare: "Clever Girl"
TheMoatman: Oh right, Beth
Baldrash: A nice topical analgesic might help.
Mark0Caffeen: phyrexian oil
mrshazboto: Just point the gun at yourself..
johkmil: The Darkness? Back for another go at Unskippable?
mikami9: its yawgmoth
ClassicalHippo: Siege?
WonderfulGlory: Siege!?!?
Dared00: Rainbow 6?
orellien2773: @TheMoatman @KriegerSan Prey is Bethesda
itsr67: that was a seige op
ChiefEngineerMichael: Ohh!
wildpeaks: ah ok
ChiefEngineerMichael: Neat!
TheMoatman: A NEW ONE
mrshazboto: Uhhh....sure
snowcookies: zombie game?
Invitare: oh it's more Tom Clancy
TheMoatman: An ACTUAL R6
dylanbbb: What is with all the 3 player games?
InkyGhoast: what a weird number
Vampiricsloth: full samurai champloo free on youtube from funimation :o
xEskar: huh
KriegerSan: Ugh was interested and now I'm not
melodiifrost: ooooh
shurtal: Lotta 3player coop going around
Gascitygaming: was watching the game informer live stream and the 3 guys were being total dicks
incredulouspasserby: love the hair
bv310: That is VERY pink hair, noice
Crad0k: why 3 player again?
Zanaide: Love your hair
cheetoJack: so zombies in Rainbow Six
amythist: did notice that 3player co-op is a big thing this year
Rhynerd: Another R6 infection game?
Prof_Falconer: Ubisoft gets more use out of Tom Clancy's name than Tom Clancy did when he was alive.
PixelArtDragon: Wow, they're really milking Tom Clancy's corpse for all they can.
snowcookies: Lovely hair color
Thandres: 3 is the new 4 it appears
ninja_theory_ashrams: BIOJADE
seth_erickson: Why is everything 3 player coop do gamers not have more than 2 friends
wildpeaks: bold look, neat
Mister_Skittles: have we all meant to have lost a friend over the last few years or something
siver110: Very French
hoktauri: That is a powerful name
mtvcdm: That's a name.
TheWooglie: That's a name
noSmokeFire: Bio Jade sounds like a megaman boss
Psychic_Ketchup: That's a good name
TheAmazingHobo: that´s a BALLER name!
Engi_Laru: is 3 player the new co-op standard? Is this to break all the friendships built on old 4 player games?
Invitare: do the lead designers of the Rainbow 6 games have hair of many colours?
Dr_fragenstien: The doom multiplayer was also 3 player multiplayer. Is this a trend?
bv310: That name is both very French and very Cyberpunk
xEskar: Radical
FurthestChunk55: why isn't she working on Cyberpunk?
ninja_theory_ashrams: she was on the for honor team
FurthestChunk55: she is cyberpunk
innovativemethods: oh she is strongly quebecoi
Juliamon: I like her jacket.
erloas: they've done like 4-5 3 player games so far this E3
theinvisiblevoice: that is a cute jacket
angryoptimist: Because Cyberpunk is a CD Projekt game.
red_shoes_jeff: @FurthestChunk55 She might be IN Cyberpunk.
Donutholez: What I wanna know is, when will we fer
johkmil: According to chat, she has been on everything!?
Anaerin: Dr_fragenstien Doom was 1v2, which I can see why. But there have been a LOT of other 3-player games.
Prof_Falconer: Next year's presentation will be Tom Clancy's Ubisoft.
bv310: Oooh, neat
PixelArtDragon: "And by tactical skills we mean there's like three ways to beat each level"
KriegerSan: Left 3 Dead?
Donutholez: get* rainbow 7
Alness49: Rainbow 6 Survive?
Mark0Caffeen: deletes itself if you llose
seth_erickson: Was Apex Legends that popular
ClassicalHippo: Rainbow 6/2
oyleslyck: maybe all the research and metrics showed 3 player games as the sweet spot for user interactions
LordManiMani: nice to see more women devs on stage. if nothing else. good continuation from the Tony's
Mister_Skittles: I dont handle stress well... got a less stressful version
Saunabath: Oh Rainbow Six Quarantine. I was excited for a new Quarantine game for a moment
NojhLivic: I appreciate the "Have a great E3"
beowuuf: Rainbow 7: Biohazard
BronzeGolem436: rainbow six when tape worms get masty
control_rig: Not Political
johkmil: Left 6 Rainbow?
FurthestChunk55: this very nonpolitical game
angryoptimist: Left 6 Dead?
NojhLivic: Gaming is a social activity now.
TwilightAvalon: Hey Graham, any opiinions on Destiny 2: Shadowkeep??
incredulouspasserby: Co-Op shooters are v good tho
orellien2773: That's kinda all Ubisoft does these days...
Thandres: Streamers DansGame
AbnormAnomaly: ew twitch streamers.
TXC2: !clips
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seth_erickson: To be honest there's not much ubisoft is doing that I'm interested in
mtvcdm: Who would stream for a living? Ugh.
Ferisar: fellow gamers
TheMoatman: I mean, they found their niche
mikami9: apolitical six
snowcookies: Streamers like you
accountmadeforants: After all, friends are the cheapest way to make a game enjoyable!
rzrdrgn: Ubisoft: for shooting things
ricohard1986: for playing this one despite how bad division 1 was?
TheMerricat: Tom Clancy's Apolitical Assassins Creed: Unity Division!
Frankenfruity: That's quite the shirt
BlueMechanic: When I hear streamers I still think of the party decoration first
johkmil: Oh no! Let’s boo these people streaming things for a living!
godort: I dig that dude's shirt
TheWooglie: I want that shirt
bv310: I love that t-shirt
starlitdiscord: cats!!!!
Psychic_Ketchup: YO good shirt
Pal_Friendpatine: That skull is made of cats
EikoandMog: That shirt is great.
FurthestChunk55: I NEED THAT SHIRT
Kykiwi: YOOO
beowuuf: *slow clap*
MrWrann: Division 2's good
KriegerSan: Can I buy shirt
FickleMuse: Good shirt Bront
AgentMagicMaster: I'm literally wearing that shirt
Sarah_Serinde: So kathleen needs that shirt right
Justin_Bailey: that's....actually a pretty awesome shirt
Kykiwi: that hsrt
mtvcdm: I'm going to go find that shirt.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wasn;t that a lootbox shirt?
TXC2: that is an A+ shirt
snowcookies: Dude tell us about your shirt
Gascitygaming: no available in the ubistoree that shirt
seth_erickson: That shirt is a show of Power
sir_jack_DB: "woo!"
oyleslyck: a kindler gentler Punisher
Anaerin: That's a very Kathleen shirt.
Justin_Bailey: best part of the conference so far?
DiscordianTokkan: OK, that's a good shirt
futureslang: shirt is available at DBH
AbnormAnomaly: get hyped?
Alness49: Can we get that shirt. Not in game. Just irl
loki_lxix: Deathcat is their next announcement
KriegerSan: I'll buy the Division 2 if you tell me where to buy the dhirt
SamWuWho: nice
orellien2773: "Aren't you hyped to be a part of a fascist wet dream?!"
Crad0k: i've seen that shirt before
EikoandMog: Your hype people in Ubisoft t-shirts is a little on the nose.
Sarah_Serinde: Chat is ON this shirt :D
coolbond: i got a shirt like that, got it from loot box
Anaerin: And their site is down already.
mtvcdm: Boy I got beat huh.
hoktauri: Everyone saw that shirt and went to buy one
starlitdiscord: that shirt is great though
mrshazboto: I...gotta go buy that shirt now. BRB
Taichanie: In very Graham says "ordered"
red_shoes_jeff: I would go to E3 and steal that shirt off his back, if only I knew where E3 actually is.
drcanonball: but not to own ?
control_rig: Welp the site crashed
Juliamon: lmao poor DBH getting hammered
nosrac2: Yeah the site crashed
VanFlicke: they brought down the website for that shirt
EikoandMog: Woo. Be killed the site.
PixelArtDragon: Congratulations, you've found the free weekend that Steam's done several times for other games
EikoandMog: We got there, gamers.
hoktauri: It's super slow but it loaded for me
mrshazboto: Yeah wow the site crashed
noSmokeFire: is THIS one political?
Taichanie: "non political"
Edgarware: Not political though
Justin_Bailey: definitely not political
wildpeaks: Not. Political.
ogier300: Oooookay. Pentago?
KriegerSan: Yeah it's dead
Paranundrox: APOLITICALLY of course
Wicker_Knight: get away from my former city gabyB
Juliamon: There's also a dog version of the shirt
beowuuf: i mean if brexit can turn the UK in to a warzone, then sure
starlitdiscord: politics? noooooo
TheMerricat: Cat Skull Tshirt if anyone wants one -
ogier300: There's so much politics in this game.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: But no politics
PixelArtDragon: Nice of them to stand in the exact spacing for each shot
johkmil: Who cares about the game – let’s get that shirt!
noSmokeFire: the shorts are kind of a bold look
StageMgrRob: You can buy the t-shirt on Amazon
Anaerin: West Virginia?
ninja_theory_ashrams: swamp
Alahmnat: but not political
Laurence72: into the wood lands... of Baltimore!
TXC2: "traitor"
ogier300: Ooooh! We're out to get the President!
Edgarware: Aw yeah, gonna hang out with the pandas
noSmokeFire: a lemure
FinalShowFilms: That's a pretty strong stance to take on President Trump, Ubisoft
Engi_Laru: 2019, year of the zoo
Paranundrox: apolitically
SalsaDraugur: #nopolitics
Psychic_Ketchup: So we literally kill the president. Now can we call it political?
Tiber727: Is there script I can get to block the word "political" from chat, or do I have to completely hide chat?
mynameisie: Can someone fill me in- is there Dice Friends as usual
TheMoatman: But *not political*
FurthestChunk55: not political
seth_erickson: So far I've been more interested in the stuff on the stage more than the games like the dog and shirt for example
ogier300: No DIce Friends.
prof_membrane: Not politics???
accountmadeforants: The surviving leader is Turok, also there are dinosaurs now
coriolis_storm: Division 2: Episode 1: DC Outskirts: Expeiditons: We ran out of colons
LordManiMani: from the year 1 million and a half
noSmokeFire: @seth_erickson imagine if the dog wore the shirt
ricohard1986: Cameron is not feeling well
mrshazboto: > slim fit tshirt I guess that's a "no" for me :(
Pteraspidomorphi: In the year 252525
bv310: If you don't get to attack the Outcast with a tiger, is it even worth it
Wicker_Knight: @mynameisie Cam is sick, so no dice friends
TimbrePanic: Woo the pentagon
cheetoJack: the pentagon isn't political though
Pal_Friendpatine: No @mynameisie Cam isn’t feeling well
sivakrytos: which is not political
RayFK: Super Hexagon was better
BlueMechanic: Not political
Anaerin: Euclidean Geometry!
djalternative: what about an octogon
mynameisie: Thanks Friends of Dice Friends
prof_membrane: Nononono
MungoDude: episode 3: dodecahedron?
Chaotically_Random: @mynameisie no Cam is sick so they are streaming the SquareEnix showcase
FurthestChunk55: remember when Flex Mentallo made the Pentagon a circle?
angryoptimist: Is season three a hexagon?
A_Dub888: !findquote pentagon
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TheMoatman: I can't wait to be able to walk from the White House to The Pentagon in five minutes
red_shoes_jeff: Advanced... GEOMETRY!!!
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Greetings to Cori, Paul, and Roman Reigns
Taichanie: How is the national zoo outside the city?
Mister_Skittles: the pentagon isnt a castle
Laurence72: Takeaways from this so far. 1) Helen 2) Doggo 3) shirt
SalsaDraugur: are triangles not good enough for you
Crad0k: clones?
Thandres: well they didn´t cut any corners on that episode Kappa
vegetalss4: @Pal_Friendpatine That is sad to hear
TwilightAvalon: Their games are awfully political for a developer that doesnt openly defends no politics
EikoandMog: There is also a Pug version of the cat-skull shirt
johkmil: Don’t underestimate Traitor Giraffe – they can kick the head off a lion!
mikami9: not political at ALL
MrWrann: That's going to have the 9/11 memorial and that's going to be a bit odd
ogier300: This looks good, as someone who plays D2.
angryoptimist: Season 22: Dodecahedron
amythist: but still won't have matchmaking so screw you if you don't have 8 friends to play with
VanFlicke: inb4 the company gets investigated for conspriacy and the IRS 'audits' them to chapter 13
Dr_fragenstien: The raid had better be a shark
DiscordianTokkan: Next Raid after this one: Pentahere again
Donutholez: All the spoilers! yay! No gameplay! BOOOO
angryoptimist: I C O N I C
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Feltic: Least number of people completing the raid in the first month!
MungoDude: clock's ticking I just count the hours
BlueMagnusStormCrow: What if we kill the world instead
TXC2: Gods i hope not
xEskar: But the clocks tikin'
ravenlord_xix: a cat should have all that power
PhoenixMelior: G with the Saints Row references
drcanonball: hunt the president
Taichanie: But can they hold all that glower?
Kykiwi: Oh
Prof_Falconer: They're gonna hunt down Mecha Tom Clancy
EvilBadman: It's Keanu as a terminator
Sarah_Serinde: Looks like the Design by Humans site works, if slowly :D
TheMoatman: I want to be able to feel the swamp ass
Crad0k: zombies?
stacko84: The Zombies
underhill33: Ocean City?
Robot_Bones: Token Beach episode
mrshazboto: Zombies in 3...2....
ogier300: Back to New York?
Wodar9: Beach EPISODE
PhoenixMelior: oh it's zombies isn't it
djalternative: Division BR
Vyous: Division BR for sure?
Feltic: Sister on the other hand...
underhill33: Oh
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seth_erickson: Division 2: Recon: Ghost
xEskar: BY is nice
DiscordianTokkan: The Division: Beach/Hotsprings Episode
noSmokeFire: that was nothing
TXC2: ^
mrshazboto: Oh wow that guy is JACKED
Laurence72: yes, what ABOUT that???
Prof_Falconer: Are they hunting a ferris wheel?
Alahmnat: holy shit! :|
TimbrePanic: Is it still about the Skywalkers?
TheMoatman: Of course they are
xEskar: =/
TheArchitectX: Summer in New York.
OmnipotentTrevor: Ubisoft: We make one game, but we make it a lot
Kykiwi: movie?
Wodar9: Ugh....a movie...
Kykiwi: wut
Alness49: What about what?
cheetoJack: Is this movie also not going to be political?
Wodar9: WHAT
TwilightAvalon: Big smoke clouds from Manhattan Island? #nopolitics
panpan_unbroken: he said a swear :o
Anaerin: David Lynch?
Wodar9: JAKE
johkmil: We must stop Brother Giraffe!
dream__dreamer: did he say DAVID LYNCH ???
stacko84: I can't believe the zombie craze hasn't died down yet.
xEskar: Gosh
RealGamerCow: There is a 25% chance this guy lifts up his shirt to show his sick abs.
TheAinMAP: Huh.
TheMoatman: Wasn't Gyllenhall in their last movie?
Anaerin: He did say David Lynch.
orellien2773: Meeeeeeeh.
RayFK: *polite clapping*
control_rig: Sure?
MungoDude: huh, not a prince of persia sequel?
mrshazboto: I don't want to hear about the movie I want to hear about this guys workout routine. Real talk
Rivulatus_: And deffinitly not a political statment in the movie
beowuuf: I like names I recognise!
hippitybobbity: wowowow
Rhynerd: Which won’t be political at all.
dream__dreamer: ohhhhh hahahaha
offbeatwitch: but why
hoktauri: Whoo, took a minute but I got my cat skull shirt ordered lrrAWESOME
Vyous: What is happening to the rest of the world during the events of the division?
PixelArtDragon: Uh-huh. Ok. Sure.
Crad0k: was he?
angryoptimist: Since it's not a videogame, will the movie be allowed to be political? Kappa
Dr_fragenstien: So guaranteed garbage?
hippitybobbity: sick names
PhorrestGaze: uh, cool?
ravenlord_xix: give me dishonoured movie you cowards
TheArchitectX: Jake was in the Prince of Persia movia.
futureslang: gylenhaal was in prince of persia
Feltic: Not gonna be directed by Uwe Boll, shame
TheMoatman: ravenlord_xix that would be hard for Ubisoft to do
Crad0k: he was in prince of persia, it was fassbender in AC
TokenMickus: Uno
snowcookies: pink sweater
Wicker_Knight: Fassbender was Assassin's Creed
Laurence72: UNIO
ogier300: Fassbender was in Assassins Creed.
dylanbbb: Uno in the background\
TheMoatman: Ooooooh, Fassbender.
RebelliousUno: Hmm?
ogier300: So they get good actors at least.
mrshazboto: She looks like she is so done with everything right now
Prof_Falconer: Tom Clancy's Uno?
DiscordianTokkan: Ghost Recon: UNO
Pal_Friendpatine: UNO FTW. I rocked at that back in the day
TXC2: Price of Persia was like 10 years ago :p
PixelArtDragon: Any info on director? Producer? Anything that might indicate the quality of film made?
ChiefEngineerMichael: ANOTHER one!?
Dared00: ooof
underhill33: siiiiiigh
Kykiwi: Yikes
tenthtechpriest: UNO
ninja_theory_ashrams: but, Jack Ryan is Amazon... Tom Clancy cross over not happening
Kykiwi: nope
hunkajunk: No one wants your goddamn subscription service
Edgarware: Gotta make a <Service> +
Kykiwi: harsh nope
angryoptimist: Oh boy.
VanFlicke: i want to see the new release of Solitaire!
RebelliousUno: What's going on in this presser?
Juliamon: Because people didn't already hate Uplay
salsasamurai10: my god thats the 4th from E3 alone
AntiCrepuscular: recurring monthly spend
firelordgamez: Great, because everyone loves UPlay and wants to use it more.
innovativemethods: she doesn't even care
drcanonball: uplay is finaly getting fixed?
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PixelArtDragon: As if you didn't hate Uplay enough
BlueMagnusStormCrow: She sounds so very bored.
RebelliousUno: Oh right it's Uno?
DemonicUrge: she doesn't seem excited herself...
control_rig: Ugh
Laurence72: but is that Uno... Rebellious?
orellien2773: Over 80 squad based shooters!
Anaerin: Oh, David Leitch, director of the up-coming Fast and Furious spin-off.
RebelliousUno: My highliughts were going mad
stacko84: NOt this many.
noSmokeFire: Uno: Battle Royale
TheMoatman: I mean it's a decent business model
TXC2: Everyones gonna have the own service, and then in 5 years someone will sell a bundle
amythist: even she can't even fake excitement over this, and it's her job
erloas: of course, I'm all subscribed out
angryoptimist: #RecurrentUserSpending
control_rig: She doesn't seem happy at all
TheMerricat: Please use our rental service so you can rent our games.
TheWooglie: humble bundle you keep the games though
drcanonball: oof
forlornhope22: Hard nope.
frnknstn: LRR+ when?
TwilightAvalon: Game subscriptions is POOP....I dont wanna pay an extra $100 a month to play games
mtvcdm: 15 a month is a bit.
RebelliousUno: I was confused
Rhynerd: No!
AntiCrepuscular: that is a lot
Dared00: THAT'S A LOT
ogier300: The move to keep us from owning the software continues.
gamercat88: but who shall unite all the bundles?
Pal_Friendpatine: So since Xbox worked well everyone is diving in
Prof_Falconer: HA! No freaking way!
johkmil: Rainbow 6: Ghost Division PLUS
control_rig: That's steep
beowuuf: To be faith the F&F spin off seems like good natured brainless fun fro mthe trailer
mrshazboto: I can hear the conversation now. "You're inviting me to E3 and I have to announce WHAT? I need to be happy about it?"
Saunabath: The regular Uplay is a massive PITA, why would the + be any better
stacko84: That's an ASK!
Pal_Friendpatine: Xbox is now 15 with Gold included
snowcookies: She's probably just exhausted
MungoDude: is there a diuscount for buying annually?
AntiCrepuscular: Cori they're using US dollars ;)
noSmokeFire: Up Lay
TimbrePanic: Keanu was in John Wick directed by David Lietch whos directing this movie, There's your Keanu connection
red_shoes_jeff: RIP Uplay+ 2019-2019
EvilBadman: Humble's Sub isn't keep paying to keep the games, Paul. :P
Thandres: well all the towers that unlock parts of the map have a price paul :O
Anaerin: $14.99 is the same cost as XBox Game Pass Ultimate, which is BOTH game passes for PC and XBox AND live.
AbnormAnomaly: yeah that's us a game is $60
ardengnome: 15$ and free doesn't really belong in the same sentence here
OmnipotentTrevor: No longer own your own games. Never expect a game to be playable more than 5 years after its relese.
TheOges: How many versions of Uno for 15 bux?
mtvcdm: What happened to buying a game once?
gamercat88: bless you g
Mark0Caffeen: a way to rerelease games without improving them
innovativemethods: you can still do that
ContingentCat: gesundheit G
ANeMzero: Xbox Gamepass PC is $5 for PC, $10 for Xbox, $15 for both + Gold
TXC2: mtvcdm doesn't make "enough" money
PixelArtDragon: 100+ games indicates <200 games.
TheMoatman: It don't have a problem as long as they don't go full exclusive
HydraWiggins: The Grand Exhibition of Crystal Palace?
TheMerricat: @Thandres I think he's talking about the Trove which is a bit like this since you lose access if you don't have an active monthly sub.
Wodar9: Wait, was that a child of light thing a missed?
Dared00: "just" ha
mtvcdm: "just"
KriegerSan: Can't justify it for a publisher but a platform could work (for a sub service)
DiscordianTokkan: "just"
Pal_Friendpatine: Thanks for posting the official deets @anemzero
mrshazboto: This is...a worrying trend
RealGamerCow: Unfortunately, putting these games on their sub service means that there is less likely to be a sale for the old games on Steam.
Laurence72: oof dah
Donutholez: UNO battle royale... 99 other people screaming UNO when you hav 2 cards. lrrSPOOP
Wicker_Knight: @mtvcdm gotta get those continuous revenue streams :?
salsasamurai10: ok so we've got Uplay+, mircosoft xCloud, google stadia, bethesda (i cant remeber the name)
wildpeaks: several of those you can get from GOG without drm and recurring subscription
FickleMuse: That's mostly what they'd advertise here, but they might have other stuff?
Baldrash: YES Cori! Glad I'm not the only one still playing Rocksmith.
djalternative: Yeah. $15 for a month to finish a game isn't bad
CleeKru: i want rockband 5
MrJWhit: Was that Trials on that list twice?
godort: that brief 2 second clip is the only advertisment we're going to see for more Child of Light
Chartle: she doesn't look pleased
Alahmnat: as long as they have a high-speed internet connection
KriegerSan: Sony have their sub system that's been in the works Forever
BloodnBullets: I really dont think this is easier
drcanonball: MEH
angryoptimist: Meh.
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NrgSpoon: there are several trials games
AntiCrepuscular: double subscription! PogChamp
innovativemethods: i don't know what that is
MungoDude: does that mean Uno will finally work properly on linux?
Dared00: Yes, you have to pay both
forlornhope22: what is stadia?
forlornhope22: oh
johkmil: Not worth it for me – $15 is more than my current monthly game budget.
Kramburger: My grandad used to sweeten his coffee with Stadia I think
Not_Josh1: i've never seen anyone less excited to announce things
AntiCrepuscular: oh hi Phil
Anaerin: salsasamurai10 Bethesda Orion's a software solution to make streaming work better, it's not a streaming service.
mrshazboto: Coming soon to a home near you - Steam Subscription Service
DiscordianTokkan: Why pay for one platform when you can pay for two?
FurthestChunk55: she looks low key pissed
ricohard1986: 'Our Stadia Games' not our Games....
control_rig: Hi Phil
TheMoatman: I mean, you aren't paying 500 bucks for a console
LloydWallace: Stadia has a free tier; it's paid one is theoretically just for 4k and surround sound
RealGamerCow: There's just no way Stadia can have the sub 3ms response time that games really need.
wildpeaks: Stadia's got google money
amythist: google seems to be throwing around that money to get Stadia everywhere, which is surprising for a servies that has yet to even be public
TimbrePanic: BGE2plsssss
MehallD: I think if you're paying for Uplay+, you'll be able to use it on Stadia free, though just in 1080
TXC2: Google is gonna give us Stadia whevere we want it or not :P
orionsrise1: booooooo! pay us more money for games you've already bought at one time
Alahmnat: Stadia is the Google game streaming service that will be shutting down in 2021
stacko84: Oh Phil Harrison now this bad decision makes sense
TXC2: *wheather
ushiikun: And Stadia doesn't actually exist as a thing you can do, yet.
JLHonors: Stadia is really trying hard, god bless
CleeKru: well they had a press confrence last week
BlueMagnusStormCrow: I am incapable of human emotion.
orbitaltuna: she's no nina struthers
Dared00: OH YES THIS
mugsi_: Kramburger I actually loled at that
Dared00: I'M SO HYPED
dylanbbb: Everyone is afraid of Stadia so they are trying to rush to get their own version
mrshazboto: Oh this looks RAD
ravenlord_xix: Motorball!
PhorrestGaze: and it's not even usable by the average US household
Baldrash: Rollerball?
dylanbbb: Or work with Stadia
seth_erickson: This game looks intriguing
KriegerSan: oh Hullo
TheMoatman: Rollket League?
AntiCrepuscular: roller league?
TXC2: Rollerbasketball?
djalternative: MotorBall?
Kramburger: @mugsi_ Aww thanks
salsasamurai10: @Anaerin oh was that the pitch there? that section was super confusing
ninja_theory_ashrams: New IP
DiscordianTokkan: Battle Angel Alita buildup?
orellien2773: Wait. It's not an open world or squad based shooter? Are they allowed to do that?
mrshazboto: I'm ALL ABOUT THIS
Feltic: Roller derby?
Vyous: Wear a helmet!
dream__dreamer: stadia is free unless you want to play in 4k apparently
TXC2: give me a rollerball game
InquisitorGaia: i want to play this irl
TXC2: like the movie
ricohard1986: Hi tech roller derby seems cool
dream__dreamer: something like that
Ridgenator: Tame version of motorball?
Baldrash: Playing this sport without a helmet seems like a TERRIBLE idea.
Dr_fragenstien: She really should be wearing that helmet though
forlornhope22: is real roller derby too boring?
KriegerSan: Songs pretty good too
big_large: why is rollerball always the sport of the future?
coriolis_storm: Roller Derby game is a cool concept
godort: Yeah, this game looks p. dope
RealGamerCow: Interesting?
Stotan: roller rugby derby?
RollingCarey: neat
AntiCrepuscular: game looks cool, name is meh
mrshazboto: How has NO ONE done this before
amythist: was jsut waiting for her to get laid out while she was grandstanding there
ieva_art: i swear ive heard this song in like 5 trailers
RealGamerCow: like Cori said, at least different.
Feltic: Neat *click*
Wodar9: hahahaha
TheWooglie: An actual new idea
TheMoatman: I feel like we could make this a real thing
TimbrePanic: Heeelloooo
TheMerricat: @big_large because it's Xtreme!
itsr67: HELooooooooo
mrshazboto: Stefan is ALSO JACKED
Onisquirrel: This feels like an ubi exec saw Alita earlier this year and was super excited
control_rig: Hellooooooo
AppleshyJedi: it's not quite the wonderful Roller Derby Disco Dodgeball, but it looks cool
MungoDude: omg
Taichanie: Stadia is free at 1080p + Has a subscription service for games + 4k games.
Prof_Falconer: I mean, at least it isn't another third-person shooty man game
mrshazboto: Teach me your workout routine Stefan
mtvcdm: I can't recall a roller derby game more recent than, like, the NES with rollergames.
FurthestChunk55: Stefan is chewing a lot of scenery
Donutholez: HELLoooooOooooo
DiscordianTokkan: @Onisquirrel Right?
Pal_Friendpatine: XD
hippitybobbity: i love this dude already
stacko84: Didn't they parody this guy earlier in the conference?
TheMerricat: Mulva?
hoktauri: What is his watch?
MrJWhit: So... ubisoft eSport?
AntiCrepuscular: will he say "esports"
drcanonball: so you wanted ro have your own roccet league?
A_Dub888: !findquote roll
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RealGamerCow: It's kind of hilarious how much this guy looks like the parody that Mac plays in that ubisoft show
FickleMuse: Is it first person? Because that will change everything for me
BertZZ: Wait have I tuned into EA by mistake
orionsrise1: is anyone else getting the lag I'm seeing?
RealGamerCow: stacko84 beat me to it
Dared00: TODAY
KriegerSan: You had my interest but I'm losing it with this pitch
MungoDude: is it a swatch?
ChiefEngineerMichael: @FurthestChunk55 The floor will soon collapse under him if he keeps chewing the scenery
AntiCrepuscular: today?!
mtvcdm: Today is a good word
orionsrise1: because chat is still going
Donutholez: "Eeeeeeeeee-Spppooorrttsss"
PixelArtDragon: Plot twist!
marislavender: it's just a Demo :/
BubbaRad: no
Vanderhof: @mtvcdm I remember playing Roller derby rugby on the Agmiga 500
mrshazboto: I guess I'm doing that now
Wodar9: Ugh...not Uplay...
Thandres: "how about today? Ha, you wish!" :P
forlornhope22: oh just a demo.
dylanbbb: Pre-Alpha?
Kykiwi: #hrashnope
mtvcdm: You can play it right now! For $15 a month!
Alness49: The Nintendo Manuever
MungoDude: my SSD is nearly full already
Laurence72: play test for us!
TXC2: "pre-alpha" is not a fucking demo
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm gonna say nah
Wodar9: 3 day demo
KriegerSan: Show Gameplay footage?
DemonicUrge: he said free alpha I think?
Mister_Skittles: oh, free games testers is that it is
MissCora: Screaming in rage?
stacko84: Please play test for us!
notthepenguins: "they actually screamed very quietly"
Tiber727: But, alpha means first! What comes before first!
ardengnome: Great guy but the presentation he has to make is less so
TheMerricat: Because we've hardcoded the forums to autodelete any negative words!
ninja_theory_ashrams: but will it have derby names like "Smashley" and "Jacqueline Kill"
TheWooglie: progress bar?
coriolis_storm: Montreal represent! LUL
HydraWiggins: @orionsrise1 just refresh the browser til it plays smoother
drcanonball: screaming due to uplay?
Vanderhof: I mean Ieast it isn't Epic Games, they are asking us to go to, to get it.
Taichanie: "ads. You can expect lots of ads"
djalternative: yes. people do still use forums. it's not like we have better things now
Saunabath: We will scream out of frustration because of Uplay
orellien2773: This isn't a pre-alpha by any stretch.
PixelArtDragon: "Once you hit that download button, go outside"
Anaerin: Once you click that download button, you'll get a progress bar.
mrshazboto: This feels like what blitzball should have been
bv310: And honestly? I'm here for that
orionsrise1: @hydrawiggins I'm doing it but keeps happening but thanks
ushiikun: So they made the movie Rollerball into a game.
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It's not my cup of tea but it looks cool.
TheNerdWonder: First expansion for this: Death Ball from Alita
BertZZ: This reminds me of like a REALLY Old windows 98 game
Taveena: Baller derby
IncredibleFrown: y-you sdo get hats in rocket league...
Neljandik: Well, it is "Roller League", i think the similarity is not accidental
Laurence72: still no real game play footage though
TheArchitectX: Roller derby with a ball? Like Rollerball?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: it literally says 'ROLLER LEAUGE" on the track
TXC2: does rollerderby not use a ball?
FurthestChunk55: it's also mixed gender which is A+
Alness49: , That is in the game's favour
MrJWhit: I realize that I have no idea how rollerderby works
PixelArtDragon: @BertZZ That sounds pretty good in that context.
mercano82: You can't carry the ball in Rocket League, you can only hit it.
TheMoatman: TXC2 roller derby is just sort of a race IIRC
stacko84: More circuits equals more points on a score is my bet
Rhynerd: As SirJack said in Discord: baskateball
Wodar9: That was not a gameplay trailer I was looking for
Anaerin: Wait, carrying a ball, goals on the side... Is this SpeedBall 2: Brutal Deluxe?
misskale: it looks like that incan hip ball for some reason
MungoDude: that actually legit looked fun
Fettsbounty: Roller derby quidditch
zigfb: This is a literal Roger Corman film
MrJWhit: Oh no, now there's hecklers :/
AGiantRoach: just got home. any big announcement?
BloodnBullets: I wonder if its a "more points for the number of labs" kinda thing
Kykiwi: so many hecklers this year
RealGamerCow: I'm getting tired of these crowd shouters. You're not fucking clever.
futureslang: audience is getting drunk
BloodnBullets: laps*
FurthestChunk55: hey yves, done being apolitical yet? no? okay
Vyous: Did they show any Beyond good and Evil?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: not yet
FickleMuse: Okay okay. I don't think it's first person, so yeah it'll probably stay on my radar.
EvilBadman: E32019: Year of the shouting guy
orionsrise1: @agiantroach watchdogs London was spoiled for next year
TXC2: Vyous no
Vyous: Booo :(
Donutholez: @mrjwhit Roller Derby is Demolition derby, except people
TheMoatman: I mean
BertZZ: It was calle HyperBlade!
TheWooglie: Vyous I think they said it wasn't at E3
forlornhope22: create games that will make... lots of money.
TheMoatman: they showed the old BG&E
ContingentCat: metaphorically stronger
amythist: but remember, we don't make political games,
TheMerricat: That's what you get when you pad the audience with your own employees and tell them to cheer or find a new job, Graham.
MehallD: he doesn't mean happier. He literally wants you using more apps.
Cabalsp: I mean, Just Dance IS kinda exercise
TehAmelie: wow, hacker grandma already got cosplayers.
SalsaDraugur: aren't ubisoft games usually single player games
Alahmnat: *sends G a hug*
ninja_theory_ashrams: Ubisoft, still not a subsidiary of Vivendi, for now
seth_erickson: Do you even know the personality of GAMERS Ubisoft
loki_lxix: I play games to escape those people
MrJWhit: @Donutholez Sadly, that doesn't mean I know how to demolition derby in the first place
flyingdelorion: I feel appier already...
Mark0Caffeen: imagine if gaming literally made you stronger
EikoandMog: @TehAmelie lol
Drasvin: !next
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red_shoes_jeff: @TehAmelie HA!
seth_erickson: I'd be jacked
TheWooglie: uplay is down presumably everyone trying to download roller derby
stacko84: Did he just say Quebec?
mikami9: gamers rise up
TimbrePanic: was that a poor attempt at hugging?
wildpeaks: this looks pretty already
erloas: fun? that's not what games are for
mikami9: bottom text
gualdhar: did I miss anything good?
bv310: The older man both looks and sounds like my grandfather
bv310: It's a little strange
ninja_theory_ashrams: I miss the old, Stargate Ubisoft logo
CosmicDuctTape: that is such a shift from France french accent to Quebec french accent
innovativemethods: yes! he works out of mtl! i know that guy!
orionsrise1: Did you guys see the Ice-T video about how to handle cyberbulling?
FinalShowFilms: Now - we're going to see our FUTURE
Donutholez: @mrjwhit think fightclub then xD
thomturtle: Square is preempting Dice Friends?
Dr_fragenstien: Petal 2?
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control_rig: Yes it is
bv310: AC: Future?
Chaotically_Random: Assassin Creed Rabbids? @LoadingReadyRun
TheArchitectX: Assassin's Creed: Just Dance?
TheWarbo: AC: Game of Thrones?
control_rig: It's Ubisoft Qu3ebec City
CosmicDuctTape: @thomturtle Cam isn't feeling well
TXC2: thomturtle yes, Cam is sick
red_shoes_jeff: "Misadventures"
innovativemethods: it's ubisoft quebec because they speak French
johkmil: Assassin’s Creed: Dragons.
Onisquirrel: Assassin's Creed: Prince of Persia?
ravenlord_xix: Assassins creed- kratos edition
Gascitygaming: ubi store wants a cd key for the roller champions demo, cant download it
Wicker_Knight: Assassin's Creed - Godus
rzrdrgn: Time to assassinate GOD
GDwarf: All the mythologies! All of them!
coriolis_storm: They have studios in Quebec City and Toronto now
DinoThrasher: Breath of the Widl was good. Lets do that with Assasins Creed!
thomturtle: Aw, poor Cam.
MrJWhit: Assassins Creed: Flower?
loki_lxix: Do Norse mythology you cowards
mtvcdm: Journey but with Rabbids
mikami9: time to castrate kronos myself
TSturtledove: Assassins creed- we ran out of actual history a long time ago
Alness49: Non AC?
OmnipotentTrevor: smash bros pantheon
ushiikun: Assassin's Creed - Hercules
KriegerSan: Can we get more Norse mythology games?
futureslang: assassin's creed: god of war
MungoDude: new IP?
TimbrePanic: Godus of War The Journey to Odyssey
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: oh, I forgot I had this window open. Hello Cori, Paul, Grahamsm'n
Anaerin: RiME, but with Rabbids.
Onisquirrel: Assassin's Creed: Mushroom Kingdom?
TheMerricat: Assasins Creed:God of War editon
marislavender: yes
Laurence72: AC Iliad
TXC2: hello ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews welcome
Donutholez: Assassin's Creed: Rainbow Unicorns!
bv310: AC: Hermes
BlueMagnusStormCrow: So which dlc will force me into a straight relationship?
innovativemethods: yes!
ContingentCat: AC flower, you play as a bee
Dared00: This looks neat
FickleMuse: I'm into the style
Wodar9: Pretty
notthepenguins: i thought child of light was a full indie they just published
Vanderhof: Just Dance - Assassins Creed
lunarecliptica: it's pretty, for sure
Wicker_Knight: I believe Child of Light was from Ubi Montreal, yes
innovativemethods: and siege!
wildpeaks: if the whole game is like that, i'd be into it
Gascitygaming: its dauntless/monster hunter type game, calling it
GDwarf: I don't remember which studio was CoL, I just know it used the UbiArt engine
noSmokeFire: slug moose???
Feltic: Very greek
godort: Child of Light and Valiant Hearts both came from Montreal
Invitare: that was a Gorgan I think
djalternative: Semes like an rpg
TheMoatman: I think that might have been Medusa
TehAmelie: was that a gorgon?
orionsrise1: ASSASSINS CREED Text book history class simulation
FinalShowFilms: Kid Icarus
seth_erickson: Wasn't it a gorgon
Onisquirrel: EYES
Bobtheninjagoldfish: it's breath of the wild!
TSturtledove: Link?
vegetalss4: Is this that AC: Atlantis I have heard about? or was that the last thing they released?
TheMerricat: Tom Clancy's Assassins Creed: Mythology!
bv310: Valkyrie?
TXC2: Cori please, it's a gorgon
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: oh that seems like a problem
CosmicDuctTape: It is probably called Ubisoft Quebec instead of Ubisoft Quebec City probably because in French Quebec City is just Québec
GDwarf: Our eye shadow game is on point
ninja_theory_ashrams: keyblade
ContingentCat: well there's their first mistake
Feltic: Assassin Creed Sundy Monring Cartoons?
forlornhope22: link with the serial number filed off?
Anaerin: Kid Icarus?!
Vanderhof: mobile game...please no
OmnipotentTrevor: Monster hunter?
RealGamerCow: I thought this was an "Athena" remake.
Wodar9: But what is it!?
loki_lxix: Dunked on that harpy
nosrac2: Monster Hunter Mythology
Gascitygaming: betting its dauntless/monster hunter style
Taveena: What... is it
dream__dreamer: that looks kinda cool
Skajetolaf: That's a really generic name
Wicker_Knight: O_o
Prof_Falconer: Huh. Well alright then.
Paranundrox: can I be a monster? :P
MrJWhit: Woah, where are we?
red_shoes_jeff: What
TSturtledove: and?
Kykiwi: umm
Alahmnat: um, hi?
stacko84: That was a thin trailer
Psychic_Ketchup: That was it?
TheMerricat: Tom Clancy's Gods and Monsters?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Wait what?
Wodar9: What kind of game was that?
Kykiwi: hai
Spacecarl: sir
notthepenguins: what
TimbrePanic: Was that Godzilla?
BloodnBullets: and no actual information
BertZZ: This looks like an Ad for a moblie game that turns out to not look as good as the pretty trailer they put out
Onisquirrel: that's the end...
Donutholez: UMMM MOBILE??
notthepenguins: what an abrupt transition
Nemosaur: thats a very generic name
TheMoatman: Someone's gonna start rapping and I don't know if it's him or what
Laurence72: Very abrupt ending
Baldrash: That was a hard out.
thanzo: Is this going for the breath of f the wild crowd?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: That was.. Sudden
Wodar9: RPG? Mobile? Action?
Crad0k: that... was a pretty slim presentation
KriegerSan: Smash cut to ... ugh
mtvcdm: There was no Beyond Good and Evil at all.
TXC2: well that was an odd end
Skellengar: While that was a bland presentation overall
beowuuf: whiplash
godort: Prozone
Nemosaur: but hey Monster Hunter is aswell
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: Grahamsm'n, fun fact: I was idling in Destiny on Mars the other day, and Ana Bray has an idle line where she mentions she used to be part of a fireteam called "The Night Wolves."
TheMoatman: And if nobody does then I'll be disappointe- okay good
Alness49: So... they're skipping AC?
noSmokeFire: guy next to him is kind of uncomfortable with being in shot
Orgmastron: That was anticlimactic
AntiCrepuscular: pardon
djalternative: No. You're done. Stop lying
bv310: Language, gosh
tehlordofelves: i think he's been huffing too much Prozone
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRR Streams E3 - Square at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (3:45 from now).
red_shoes_jeff: SheeeiiiiTAAAH!
Donutholez: prooooowwwzooowwwwnnnee
Dared00: BG&E2 had a stream last week
erloas: they might need to switch stuff on stage again
drcanonball: that was something
CommiePuddin: Why he gotta cuss tho?
Pal_Friendpatine: I though he was going to start rapping
TheWooglie: they announced before that BGE wouldn't be at E3
Pal_Friendpatine: Thought*
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Beyond good and eveil had it;s own like 45 minute update 5 days ago...
TimbrePanic: mtvcdm We'll never hear or see that game for at least 5 years
electric_claire: Beyond Good & Evil? Never heard of her
Alness49: No new Assassin's Creed either.
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Riandisa: No mention of Skull & Crossbones too
orionsrise1: this is just the beginning, at the end!
zigfb: Good ol' quit cancel.
KriegerSan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRR Streams E3 - Square at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (3:44 from now).
noSmokeFire: it isn't BROWN
AGiantRoach: E3 has been mad disappointing so far. outside of Keanu. Nintendo hopefully brings their A game.
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: no new Assassin's Creed news is news in and of itself
HydraWiggins: too many zombies yesterday
TSturtledove: A game called, Gods and Monsters
Arikell: It's not the post-apocalypse Yay!
PapertheUnicorn: nintendo's entire presentation is just the metroid prime 4 logo again, and they win e3
Anaerin: Kill people, to save people.
Wodar9: I would have LOVED if a squad Military guy was the reveal in Gods and Monsters
orellien2773: PC Gaming Show was pretty good.
wildpeaks: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRR Streams E3 - Square at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (3:44 from now).
Dared00: Welp, Roller Champions demo asks for CD Key -_-
red_shoes_jeff: MURDER! FOR THE CHILDREN!
JLHonors: Kill people to make the hospitals some money
ContingentCat: !next
TXC2: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [1h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Come hang out with Cori, Graham and Paul and watch the Ubisoft Press Conference! ||
TheMoatman: Cam's down with the sickness
Shfflecat: Closing on Gods and Monsters felt weird, because the cinematic was so short and didn't show anything.
dream__dreamer: dgaCry
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: I was wondering why Cameron wasn't streaming Destiny earlier today.
firelordgamez: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRR Streams E3 - Square at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (3:43 from now).
AGiantRoach: Nintendo could just show Smash DLC and win
djalternative: Highlights from the room?
Laurence72: So, Helen, Doggo, and CatSkulls. That's all I took away from that #NotPolitical
Lunareclipse123: And Adam's not available for storytime?
SAJewers: feel better cam lrrAWW
ContingentCat: Maybe at the end?
Alahmnat: normal game, normal time
ninja_theory_ashrams: what would you expect them to do for charity? Drive a bus?
Alness49: Next, the Squeenix event! Bring your Phoenix Down!
orionsrise1: Cam is sick?
TheWarbo: Cam had a very Cam way of describing his feeling
SnowBuddy18: well, I have time to catch up on Dice Friends then
ContingentCat: @orionsrise1 yup
Juliamon: Adam had something come up today
angryoptimist: I squee for Squeenix
EvilBadman: FF& Remake has a release date
ancientspark: Also known as the FF7 party
Wodar9: FF7 gameplay?
FinalShowFilms: Who will be covering it?
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. or at
orellien2773: Maybe a new Tomb Raider game?
zigfb: Also, if Ian McKellen isn't in Gods& Monsters we riot!
OmnipotentTrevor: I look forward to Graham having opinions about Squareenix
AGiantRoach: Square HAS to show FF7 right?
seth_erickson: So what we need is Helen wearing the Cat Skull Shirt with BamBam the dog(I think that was their name)
NintendoMasterNo1: nintendo wins e3
AntiCrepuscular: lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER Nintendo?!
cheetoJack: Regular schedule until Saturday
red_shoes_jeff: @TheWarbo Well, that really painted a picture.
beowuuf: thanks all!
noSmokeFire: o/
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
KriegerSan: I hope there is no FF7 coverage just to tilt people out because I'm a mad man
TheMoatman: Lunareclipse123 Paul/Discord had to set up the PDF last time, plus it's still a big E3 presser
firelordgamez: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
salsasamurai10: when is squeenix tonight?
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: thanks guys!
lunarecliptica: thanks for the stream!
orionsrise1: ffx3?!
TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
ContingentCat: Thanks for streaming Paul, Graham and Cori
TXC2: !patreon
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TehAmelie: byee
Crad0k: subs?
TXC2: !discord
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noSmokeFire: tell Cam I hope he feels better
Onisquirrel: square is also showing that mythical avengers game their working on.
red_shoes_jeff: BUY!
AntiCrepuscular: thanks for the streaaaam! lrrHEART
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
TXC2: !twitter
HydraWiggins: thanks bye
Rhynerd: May cam get well soon!
Laurence72: now back to TTC for me
TheWarbo: @red_shoes_jeff I know, right? Even when sick, Cam is excellent with the evocative imagery
dream__dreamer: see you thanks !
Rhynerd: See you tonight, hopefully!
Chaotically_Random: What time is the Square Show?
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
red_shoes_jeff: Alright. See y'all at 9, I guess.
orionsrise1: see you soon
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRR Streams E3 - Square at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (3:42 from now).
LoadingReadyRun: oops! thanks to all the subscribers
PhoenixMelior: oh boy, I worked through half of lunch and it wasn't enough apparently
PhoenixMelior: they forgot subs in the first one too, didn't they?
LoadingReadyRun: Sorry we missed you
PhoenixMelior: eh, it's fine. E3 is a weird one
PhoenixMelior: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 59 (new subscribers: 1, returning subscribers: 57, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 1001, new followers: 23
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I won't be here for the Square Enix show, so I'm going to say that they will welcome all today's subs during that show :P
Vanderhof: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRR Streams E3 - Square at Mon 06:00 PM PDT (3:39 from now).
Twinklebees: Eheheh
mtvcdm: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 59 (new subscribers: 1, returning subscribers: 57, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 1001, new followers: 23
NightValien28: so how did ubisoft's trash fire go?
NightValien28: did they announce any apolitical editions?
Juliamon: They showed an assassin granny for the new Watch_Dogs
NightValien28: that's it?
Juliamon: That's all anyone really cared about