djalternative: stand against the devil
Bron_Yr_Aur: Oh, the flashbacks.
Pazzix: :D
NexusVoxx: enter and hope you dont get glynched
Tangsm: Very reassuring inscription.
Rexdogo: Why are we doing this.
Rexdogo: like. We are from here.
ritchards: Cat kiss?
Rexdogo: We as our character SHOULD know this.
wildpeaks: such sass, Six
BrindleBoar: robo sarcasm
korvys: ¬_¬
Pteraspidomorphi: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
SachielOne: Get Chief OBrien down here
Rexdogo: Ok so its just a bitch
simriel: Well at least moon isn't Haunted anymore
eatingsomebagels: Try junding it
jakale: something up with t, nah, it's a pretty troll-y gate
VelvetFalcon: There should be an inscription on the gate.
NexusVoxx: multiple things are the oldest things here
simriel: Also very Collosus of Rhodes there
MungoDude: maybe you meed to carry something in
jakale: I was thinking more the poem about the worn away statue, despair ye mighty
Alephred: The slums are named after the feet? That's pretty rude.
Gizmoloid: I don't think the game expect you to move when they're talking.
Bron_Yr_Aur: Technical accuracy does not preclude the existence of suggestive subtext.
MungoDude: maybe you need to not have Six with you?
wildpeaks: maybe it detects the crown
Tempest2097: I'd kind of prefer to be an animal/plant hybrid
Rexdogo: this is just kinda dumb.
jakale: you want a biscuit? does the gate want a biscuit?
OnTheSamePaige: Evening all
niccus: finally got the security questions right
Bladinus: Speak Friend, and enter
Tempest2097: Because having photosynthesis would be pretty cool
Rexdogo: we should have just know this from the begining, we were from here for 20 years. like da hek you think our characters dont know shit
djalternative: I assume you could've found that answer somewhere
Tempest2097: And plants have some interesting genetic abilities.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: hey, it usually takes me 3X attempts to enter the right password too. lol
ushiikun: Are we now supposed to figure out how to speak the language we are reading?
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
jakale: password incorrect. Hint: Pray
Blasteg: Someone must have just changed the password
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Myrdin90: this game looks great im getting it
simriel: DiD YoU KNow DeTROIt wAS On THE UnDERGround RaIlroAD
Hazilla: DOC BANNED LOL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: It's Like Blade Runner, but if you empathised with the replicants.
seth_erickson: Art
vivianshade: thank you for the stream! looking foreward to seeing more next week.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: there are layers, like onions
Questhere: lol
TehAmelie: Layers of Fear 2: Fresh Coat
Juliamon: !clip
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Diabore: that was great
Pazzix: i luv u
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: bye!
kerbalized_: perfect
TehAmelie: laterz
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the words
simriel: @Bobtheninjagoldfish I remember watching that, and just... Not knowing how to react
Rexdogo: is there gonna be a new stream soon or something?
TheMoatman: You want to use two thin layers of fear on that mino
Rhynerd: Clipping that.
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
TheMoatman: *mini
Rhynerd: Thanks fir the stream
Alephred: Yes, the next stream starts very soon.
Tempest2097: @Rexdogo There's another stream coming up
CleeKru: !clip
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Rhynerd: Can’t clip it. Clipper broke.
Rexdogo: wew
TehAmelie: i understand LoF2 is NOT about a painter so these jokes may be junk
Rexdogo: im happy for more stream
Pteraspidomorphi: Tuesday is very strong on the current schedule
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: agreed.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: My partner was joking that we now have a dedicated "tv" schd based on LLR's tuesday streams.
GlennSeto: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
Gizmoloid: Don't forget to lower your volume in preparation for our loud boys, chat :)
GlennSeto: Are we still on Layers of Fear 2?
Baldrash: Or turn it up as necessary.
erloas: my chat doesn't have a volume
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @Gizmoloid amen to that. talk about a tone shift
TehAmelie: the difference to old timey TV is you can sitll watch the episodes later, and also during broadcasts you can talk to it and it answers you
Pteraspidomorphi: So it seems GlennSeto
TehAmelie: i mean, i hear normally people can't talk to their TV
TehAmelie: *cough*
Pteraspidomorphi: It's the answering part that's the problem
TehAmelie: twitch has turned us all to Malkavians
orbitaltuna: malk
Matsunen: It’s ok to talk to yourself as long as no one else talks back
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @TehAmelie yes! we cut ties with cable years ago and lived on netflix for a while. Only started with twitch with DB18, but already readjusted back to a "gotta be home at this time to watch"
erloas: so unrelated, but between Ben and Adam playing monster hunter and dauntless I was thinking about picking one up, either worth playing if you don't have a dedicated set of friends to play with?
Alephred: Well, Dauntless is free, so you can give it a try.
Juliamon: ^
cakeflavo: any gamers around here
Alephred: MH:W is totally playable solo, though.
Juliamon: no, no gamers
kerbalized_: and its easy to make friends playing online
cakeflavo: ok ill check elsewhere
seth_erickson: It's up to you @erloas MHW is definitely more fleshed out and intricate then Dauntless, but Dauntless is more streamlined and simpler to understand
seth_erickson: Also if you don't have any one to play with Adam's discord has a channel dedicated to both games with people who are regularly on and willing to help out new players
eric_christian_berg: You should know that a man with the power of nature can bring you to the end of your luck.
NimrodXIV: Signal!
kerbalized_: signal!
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
seth_erickson: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Baldrash: lrrSIGNAL
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP lrrHORN lrrADAM lrrBEN
eric_christian_berg: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Sitting there, thinking "Boy, sure wish I could watch a cute 26 year old and a washed up 35 year old play a artsy horror game." | That's oddly specific, and kinda weird but you do you. | Join us for Let's NOPE! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D80cIUgU0AAell5.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1138597215658659840
eric_christian_berg: Light the nugget-shaped beacon!
Rexdogo: YAY!!!! 2 till the STREEAAAMEE!!!
Rexdogo: Im excited
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: OMG that tweet. lulllz.
Rexdogo: Lets watch them......SCREAM!!!! MUHAMUHAMUHAMUHAMUHA
Rexdogo: Ok guys. Good question.
Rexdogo: Whats your best Evil laught.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ohai folks! I just got platinum trophy in Rage 2!
Diabore: wow, washed up?
seth_erickson: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
seth_erickson: congrats @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: so is it time for more... art? _/¯ _/¯
Baldrash: Art. Art? Art!
Inkompetence: I'm going to choose to read "washed up" as "nice and clean."
Brok3nGol3m: that's clip-of-the-day worthy imo
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @seth_erickson LUL
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NimrodXIV: Oh look I can do the thing
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MilkInBag: !twitter
Baldrash: Hard agree. We'll see what The Loud Bois bring us, though.
MilkInBag: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
korvys: Adam needs to see that "Art" clip
seth_erickson: !lasttweet
LRRbot: ~lasttweet
MilkInBag: 🤔
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BrieBeau: I'm here for once whaat
Papperslappen: lrrSPOOP
Rexdogo: YAY! thingz
MungoDude: are we here?
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
seth_erickson: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSPOOP
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DrWreckage: Adam you're the best!
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TalesFromTheManaCrypt: there is a book i read in college that i've considered sending them - "but is it art?" https://amzn.to/2I9diHW
TehAmelie: haiii
Papperslappen: cute
Boi_Ginny subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 5 months!
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Pazzix: <3
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: dawwwwwwwww
Baldrash: Boop.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: lrrSPOOP
ChannelFireball: We were promised a cute 26 year old. We are not disappointed.
NightValien28: hello good spoopy bois
MilkInBag: wait, I didn't know Adam was 26
Rexdogo: HES BEEN BOOOOPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seth_erickson: Adam you washed up nice
silvalunae: oOo did we come into cuddles???
Brok3nGol3m: kathle3TRI
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: smile buttonnnnn
Myrdin90: hey hey what's up
CommanderRab subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
CommanderRab: 50 month sub for the good boys.
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Dusk_Shine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months, currently on a 66 month streak!
Dusk_Shine: We're HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRREEE!!!
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Rexdogo: BOOP CUDDLES!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!! ITS SPOOOKY!!!!!!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: yeeeeeeah boiiiiiis
Myrdin90: fellow kids
Matsunen: Spooks CoolCat
MenomeTwitch subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 14 months, currently on a 14 month streak!
MenomeTwitch: ONE layer of fear, AH AH AH! TWO layers of fear, AH AH AH!
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silvalunae: platonic cuddles!
BrindleBoar: loudboiz
MilkInBag: that's not even true
silvalunae: wow, too real
orbitaltuna: it's ya bois loud and louder
seth_erickson: That's what I do
Brok3nGol3m: katesNice katesNice katesNice
Pteraspidomorphi: Oooh, good advice!
rrtycoon2: Tried it, doen't work.
KNACC: too real
Tangsm: "Lower the bar, kids."
Rexdogo: We all ask again.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Ben, no!
Rexdogo: Boop the nose.
TehAmelie: big brain tricks here
NightValien28: it works I have been doing that all my life
MilkInBag: my dad said he had no expectations and yet OpieOP
Matsunen: What bar, kids
Rexdogo: Boop the nose. (guys, chant with me)
silvalunae: idk i failed at failing before it's weird
Rexdogo: Boop the nose.
loki_lxix: Adam looks AMAZING today!
BrieBeau: Pride100 the last bits I have for now but I'm FINALLY HERE for a Let's Nope stream! I love the spooky boys!
IAmToastBeyondToast: What does Adams shirt say?
silvalunae: ;n;
kerbalized_: oh shit...
BrindleBoar: [sadly froot froots]
MilkInBag: stop putting a banana in your ear Ben
Myrdin90: oh no
wildpeaks: damn :(
kerbalized_: oh fuck
itomeshi: :(
BrieBeau: Oh no! I'm so sorry Ben!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: oh no :( sorry that is happening ben.
MungoDude: which ear is your good ear, Ben?
Rexdogo: :(
Pteraspidomorphi: Well that sucks
BrieBeau: We love you!
UnseenAcademical: But then you'll have ROBO EARS
Captainfuse: Well hi everybody
Rexdogo: *hugs*
StarWarsTHX1138: :(
James_LRR: Just saw the tweet, 35 year old washed up boy? Was I suppose to be on Let's Nope today?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: D-:
Myrdin90: what? is Ben going DEAF?!
eric_christian_berg: lrrAWW
crushcastles: Cheer100 Cheer100 So, which of you is the cute one?
CamIsMyPatronus subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 10 months!
CamIsMyPatronus: cutest spoop bois! you're the best! have a rad pride friends
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GlennSeto: Technology improves, Ben! <3
reward
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Rexdogo: IRL fear. Jesh.
Brok3nGol3m: well that's horrifying
Inkompetence: Time to develop CYBER EARS!
silvalunae: yes please hug the ben
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: D:
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun The real spoops is harsh reality.
Brok3nGol3m: robotic ears!
Rhynerd: lrrAWW
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @crushcastles BOTH
Rexdogo: Ninja ben.
Pteraspidomorphi: There might well be technological solutions by the time we're old
MilkInBag: ASL is ASMR but silent
orbitaltuna: laser faire
djalternative: In X years we turn ben into a cyborg with robo-ears @LoadingReadyRun
kerbalized_: walked into that one ben
Dusk_Shine: wowwwwww
korvys: It's like old tinder
Baldrash: Dammit Adam.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: (facepalm)
korvys: :P
Pazzix: it's ok, our society invented hearing aids and ocular implants
MistahFixIt: lrrWOW
silvalunae: there's some really good courses on youtube!
Matsunen: Double down and get ahead of that ASL twitch streaming.
iammorthos: just got here... why are we consoling ben?
Dusk_Shine: deep. cuts
TheMoatman: Well it wasn’t that far from how asl signs it’s name
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i mean, that IS also ASL
eric_christian_berg: <3 lrrBEN lrrADAM <3
ky0dar: Hey Mr Ben, have you dispensed your hot takes about the new corgi pokemon?
MilkInBag: Adam, are you 26?
Comeback323: "games"
Tangsm: "choice"
TalesFromTheManaCrypt subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 4 months!
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Papperslappen: How many layers of fear are you on_
5thWall subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
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Rhynerd: Like, 3 or 4 my dude?
Dusk_Shine: with varying definitions of the term "game"
Rexdogo: Wait What
loki_lxix: i knew it
Rexdogo: Your 35 ben
djalternative: oh right. I should take my headphones off.
Rexdogo: I thoought you the Short one.
TehAmelie: just on occasion. has been known to happen
silvalunae: y'all loud af
MilkInBag: reputation of being cute
MungoDude: people teeeeend to put us doooown
Rhynerd: Cute loud bois.
korvys: Dynamic Range
Myrdin90: reputation on being cutie pies :)
aWabbajack: Rambunk warning!
PhorrestGaze: yeah, don't be like Ben save your hearing
iammorthos: @MungoDude simply cause you ge ge ge get around?
Boi_Ginny: cheer1000 I haven't been able to watch live since the schedule changed! I missed the spoops! GayPride
wildpeaks: like Art
MilkInBag: compressor slayers
Gekyouryuu: lanipaLoud
reward
A Cheer shared Rewards to 25 others in Chat!
JerecoPlays: RiP headphone users, validate me senpai!
Dusk_Shine: it's perfect for me
Shirts_: RIP users, headphones
ky0dar: Thanks for the PridePan @boi_ginny
loki_lxix: On the internet i was assured no one would know i was a dog
Stranjak: Is the true horror how long I have been waiting for my ˢⁿᵉᵉᵗᵉʳ stream?
Pteraspidomorphi: I love this stream loud
itomeshi: Whiplash: Minute 3: I might be losing hearing in my remaining ear. Minute 6: I don't care about RIP Headphone users.
Pazzix: <3
Rhynerd: Wouldn’t a dog on a keyboard just type “I have no idea what I’m doing.”
EvilBadman: RIP phone, head users
silvalunae: lrrHEART
Jake_the_guy: <3 hecking support too all the cool humans
JerecoPlays: lol
BrindleBoar: GOTTEM
Brok3nGol3m: #blamejames
MilkInBag: boo James Kappa
silvalunae: ;u; y'all are great, thank you for being you
NimrodXIV: good people... and James is here too Kappa
Stranjak: I was promised a cute 26 year old. I am not disappointed.
Dusk_Shine: they're good people, bront
silvalunae: (including you chat lrrHEART)
JerecoPlays: MOOD
silvalunae: ( * lrrHEART )
ky0dar: #BurnTurner
BrieBeau: <3<3<3
kerbalized_: almost mulaney line
wordmogul: lrrHEART
Rexdogo: So What is this game.
Boi_Ginny: lrrHEART Ben lrrHEART
Dusk_Shine: katesHeart katesHeart
stacko84: Oh damn real life. That's the scariest shit cause it's real.
MilkInBag: D:
Rexdogo: Recap for people who are me and didnt watch the 1st Stream
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silvalunae: FFFFFF
BrieBeau: omg
silvalunae: ben no
silvalunae: ben, please
Dusk_Shine: is okay :)
Jake_the_guy: here adam have my energy!
aWabbajack: feliciaASMR feliciaASMR feliciaASMR feliciaASMR feliciaASMR feliciaASMR
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: oh wow
seth_erickson: lrrHEART lrrADAM otzLove
Rexdogo: Ben ASMR.
kerbalized_: mmmmmmmm yes
silvalunae: hngph
Dusk_Shine: Ha! I love it!
Jake_the_guy: GivePLZ GivePLZ
Stranjak: Yo is Layers of Fear 2 actually any good? I really liked the first one.
Electrodyne: Cheer100 did the kids starve somehow? The ship seems fully stocked up on Canned E-,Man.
BrieBeau: they both CUTE as EFF
Jungie26: Ben, have you seen the electric corgi Pokemon?
djalternative: James would've pointed to himself
malexus101: what is the electric corgi Pokémon?
korvys: I want to play
Dusk_Shine: @Jungie26 I'm sorry, wat?
silvalunae: Ally!
MungoDude: omg
Stranjak: "I hate Pride" - Adam Savidan, 2019
MilkInBag: adam is undercover D:
PhorrestGaze: there's an A for ally somewhere in there
XprotoformX: PrideBalloons PrideGive PrideWingR PrideShine PrideParty PrideHi PrideCheers PridePan
Brok3nGol3m: kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM
BrieBeau: I think 90% of us think Adam is queer because of the eating ass jokes
korvys: kathle3PRISM
Jungie26: Google Yamper
korvys: @BrieBeau Everybody has an ass :P
KNACC: yessss queer prism
MilkInBag: @BrieBeau but..women have...I'm confused
BrieBeau: yes, everybody has an ass, but only queer people and rappers talk about it all the time (and Adam)
Jake_the_guy: ya you joke about eating ass once. @BrieBeau ;)
kerbalized_: yea, eatin ass is for everybody!
silvalunae applauds @Electrodyne
silvalunae: well done
djalternative: well done
Rexdogo: @Electrodyne you did good. :)
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Electrodyne nice
EvilBadman: Gotta eat the ass of that Canned Man first
BrieBeau: The average straight dude is too homophobic about it lol
Electrodyne: Gracias
MilkInBag: it's "not bad"
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: oh sneaky.... i hadn't even noticed that.
KestrelValkyrie: Ah yes. Canned Manner. Good format.
GreyFox0012: BisexualPride
Pteraspidomorphi: It's well made
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: agreed, its not that spoopy
Brok3nGol3m: good game, not spoopy
jujujanie: It’s Art
seth_erickson: Art
Diabore: wait dennis is here? HI DENNIS
Stoffern: ART
MilkInBag: too subtle MingLee
Matsunen: “Good = art”
Drathak: Naaaah, it's not as good
silvalunae: it feels oddly empty to me, like the love and passion isn't in it like the last one
BrieBeau: to be faaair
stacko84: Just galaxy brain it.
Stranjak: Big brain game, got it
wildpeaks: words are hard
CastleOtranto: To be Faaair
vivianshade: Dragonlance for the win!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: art _/¯ _/¯
EscherichiaCole: Fun fact: Neanderthals had bigger brains than humans
Jake_the_guy: I like "art" games and this game is a bit much for me, I think this game is just very high brow or something
Tangsm: It's a possum.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Rat
Pazzix: got gifted a sub once here and didn't notice for weeks cause i didn't read the notifications. I thanked them when I found out
Gascitygaming: Mine is Windjack
Stranjak: "That's a weird last name" is my "You look tired"
KNACC: I've definitely seen good reviews but I don't think this game's flavor of spooky is for everyone
Gekyouryuu: behold, the sea-possum
seth_erickson: the only man who uses the Stranjak username
LordChrusher subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
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djalternative: Stanjack. Now that's a normal person's name
Matsunen: Don’t worry, we’re not here for your brains
MilkInBag: this looks like an edgy tinder profile
Dusk_Shine: as JoCat would say: Their brain are like dis (m), while my brain are like dis (M)
wildpeaks: typical monday before my coffee
CamIsMyPatronus: Adam you're a rad human. thanks for being a rad 'chill' human
Diabore: art!
KestrelValkyrie: Gender moods tbh. "Who am I? Him? Her?"
Stranjak: The film would be ruined if it was underwater. 0/10, literally unplayable
seth_erickson: Was that a Heaven's Vault reference.
Boi_Ginny: Yikes I can smell this game lrrSPOOP
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: I feel like Ben and Adam need to read this book - https://amzn.to/2I9diHW
saweeks: needs more keys to be scary
MilkInBag: DEER
Rioxcon: Ah a deer
ChroniclerC subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 63 months, currently on a 63 month streak!
ChroniclerC: Boo! lrrSPOOP
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doortodoorhentaisalesman_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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MilkInBag: is this elden ring
Stranjak: Over/Under on you wake up in the wagon at the start of Skyrim at the end of this game?
CastleOtranto: DEER SOULS
Matsunen: For Gondor
justwhatever_idk: That clip took a long time to upload
Captainfuse: wait I missed it. what are we talking about what game?
1losttheGame: Root?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: The Outriders?
Stranjak: Adam "I'm too cool for E3" Savidan, over here
MungoDude: I only saw the very end of PCGS
MilkInBag: e3 honks
Spluuga: Remnant?
seth_erickson: Ashen or something like that
Rhynerd: Remnant
Rhynerd: Remnant: Lost Ashes or something
Jungie26: New Pokepupper FYI: https://images.app.goo.gl/vqTCUTMSVzShJjjW7
theneatestburrito: From the Ashes
Dusk_Shine: all i know is there's a greek myth inspired Zelda-like coming out at some point next year
weff47: There's this new game out called Dauntless, I think Adam would like it.
Nyx_fire: hello all you beautiful people
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @Dusk_Shine what was that one called?
Jake_the_guy: the hentai salesperson never comes by my place -_-
Captainfuse: Im interested in trying Generation Zero...Giant robots scary atmo..and takes place in the 80s?
malexus101: I didn't know there was a green lodge too
MungoDude: sugar for my honey?
edgeyberzerker: Candyman?
Stranjak: Okay so I'm jumping in like at the end of this game, but so far it seems to be about the horrors of living as a mer-man.
Indiexxx: Where they said every player would have a different experience?
Matsunen: When did they start playing Bioshock?
Dusk_Shine: @TalesFromTheManaCrypt Gods and Monsters
Jake_the_guy: hello there monster
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @Dusk_Shine thanks! that sounds interesting. I'll have to keep an eye out
jujujanie: Snow while?
jujujanie: White haha
kerbalized_: mawp
Alahmnat: oh lawd he comin'
GoblinRanger: fairly loud
Nyx_fire: loud
Pteraspidomorphi: It was loud but within acceptable parameters
Stoffern: bitter for the bitter god?
Dusk_Shine: uh oh
Jake_the_guy: not too loud but there are "piercing" sounds
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Keep spinning it! Dots keep showing up at the end! Let's see if we can fill it!
Stranjak: This Dauntless mod is super weird.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: the glass was loud, now the speaking is quiet
HesGotNoPants: any game with less than 50 keys is too smart for me
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: generally no.
BrieBeau: tried to bring the sister back with dark art magic?
eric_christian_berg: You had ONE JOB.
malexus101: let the ship have its nap, Ben.
BrindleBoar: wow way to shipshame Kappa
Stranjak: Dude tell me about it - there's a Titanic museum in Ireland. It's a boat FAMOUS FOR BEING A BAD BOAT.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: do submarines count as ships?
SilentOptimist: art thief!
Gekyouryuu: "I don't think a ship is supposed to be underwater" - Ben Ulmer, Submarine Racist
The_Color_Twelve: I mean a ship has two jobs really float and eventually stop floating
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Matsunen: @gekyouryuu Ha!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Stranjak i thought the boat was fine, they just didn't drive it correctly
Brok3nGol3m: ships passing in the night
itsr67: If it's going sideways, is it an elevator?
BrieBeau: I'd say you're pretty fucking immersed
erloas: I've been to the ship in Stockholm, it was their first warship, sank like an hour after it's first launch
Stranjak: Poor workman blames his boats @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie
Stranjak: Wow, Ben reading the room like a pro
Baldrash: Not that kind of nudes!
eric_christian_berg: You know, it is possible to take Method too far.
Drathak: It was the first morse code they made
Brok3nGol3m: I don't know - men get pretty bored
orbitaltuna: it's the international standard signal for send nudes
Stranjak: Go back. Play Sandstorm on the telegraph
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: You want nudes?
Boi_Ginny: It is now!
TehAmelie: my cousin did a project on Titanic about two weeks before the movie came out. totally ruined her high school term
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Send Nudes: ... . -. -.. / -. ..- -.. . ...
Tangsm: I think you're actually sending "EE"
Matsunen: Think we crossed over to Pirates of the Caribbean
XprotoformX: two beeps... i can only do this one handed.... send noods.... noodles you monsters!
MungoDude: sandstorm?
PhorrestGaze: sandstorm?
Stranjak: Beep beep beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep beep beep
vivianshade: dot dot dot dash dash dot dot dot
Stranjak: It's a text tone
SilentOptimist: write the entirety of Tempest in morse code?
HondoTrigger: play sandstorm on the morse code thing
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: YES ADAM YES
CastleOtranto: Oh yes, the dot dash only ascii porn was so hot
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: I REMEMBER THAT
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: THE DISHWASHING LIQUID
MungoDude: vivanshade that's SMS
BusTed: I remember that.
BusTed: Banging on the pots.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: THAT'S HOW I LEARNED IT TOO
KestrelValkyrie: We all have different routes to knowledge, Adam.
SquareDotCube: 2 down, 28 to go
vivianshade: opps good to know thanks
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
BrieBeau: better than those of us who just guess and instead spell like "dicks" or something.
eric_christian_berg: Anyone remember the commercial for the cereal Raisins, Rice, and Rye? With the Loch Ness Monster?
Jake_the_guy: i remember cus there was some cop show where the victim left a light to flash SOS
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I was taught it in school for some reason
Gascitygaming: Saskatchewan - Hard to spell easy to draw!
bv310: Easy to draw, tough to spell
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: great lakes is HOMES
EvilBadman: Sometimes mnemonics work. Weird, eh? :P
Stranjak: We had tests where we were given a map of Ireland that was blank and had to label all the rivers.
Rhynerd: I think I got it from a TV show or movie that used it in a scene
Stranjak: That was some bullshit.
Dusk_Shine: i learned it from a summer school class in 3rd grade
Jungie26: It helps when you live on one of them
MungoDude: It with a capital I huh?
Diabore: that sounds like bullshit
Pteraspidomorphi: Nice lyrics
Stranjak: There are two rivers.
Matsunen: Metal lyrics
Stranjak: I was not a smart man
thraximore: hi loud boys!
Drathak: We had all 50 state capitals
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: omg adam
TehAmelie: Finland has 187 888 lakes. that's why they have the best schools in the world. so the kids can learn all of them
Captainfuse: Just got shut down
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: ADAM THAT'S MY ISLAND YOU'RE actually yeah you're right
malexus101: @stranjak are the rivers in Ireland all called Avalon too?
HondoTrigger: a landmass filled with towns like Yellowknife
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Canada: Its So... Biiig!
SilentOptimist: to be fair. i can't map all the river in Canada
Stranjak: Nah they're like "Dargle" and "Boyne" @malexus101
MungoDude: at ease, soldier
EscherichiaCole: Cut Knife
EscherichiaCole: Moose JAw
saweeks: or Dildo Newfoundland
Dusk_Shine: i remember learning my states and capitols from songs
Electrodyne: See? Canned E-Man
bv310: Climax, Saskatchewan
weff47: Texan names are dumb too
Pteraspidomorphi: I know that from the song
Jungie26: REgina rhymes with fun
HondoTrigger: I live near Buttzville, New Jersey
BrieBeau: whaaat
Matsunen: Intercourse, Pennsylvania
thraximore: so what's happenin in the story?
EscherichiaCole: Eastend, which is in the west side of the province
Stranjak: Ah yes. Sabyna, the Teenage Wertch.
malexus101: @stranjak well, at least one of them rhymes with yargle.
BrieBeau: PA has Middlesex too
MilkInBag: all the west is boring OpieOP
HesGotNoPants: I added a photo to the lrr Discord that is send nudes in Morse code
Stranjak: @malexus101 There's always that
thraximore: fair enough lol
SilentOptimist: Reggie-nah
MungoDude: nice wheelbarrow
Gascitygaming: Until 3 years ago the city of Tisdale's motto was "The ladn of Rape and Honey (referring to canola seed)
eric_christian_berg: Shit's gettin' unreal.
TheMoatman: How did people in Saskatchewan handle Mean Girls?
Dusk_Shine: there's a town called King of Prussia, Pennsylvania
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun I live in Pennsylvania. there's a highway where one direction takes you to Intercourse, and the other way leads to Blue Ball
TheMerricat: mulva
Captainfuse: Well its hard to help you when you crawl into a fucking fire
cuailgne: yep @Gekyouryuu
Stranjak: I feel like I drive that highway every day, @Gekyouryuu
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Gekyouryuu omg srsly?
djalternative: My coach always told a joke at the beginning of the season that went like "What are the three streets in chicago that rhyme with vagina? Regina, Balina, and Lunt."
SilentOptimist: you'Re right. ican't help you
TheMoatman: There's a town called Watertown in upstate new york
MilkInBag: LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: thraximore: There's this boy, and an older sister, and possibly a captain, and an actor, and some of them might be the others, and everyone speaks in riddles, and lots of movie references
Gascitygaming: MacNutt
BobROE: That's Amish country.
Matsunen: Note, climbing into fire is not recommended by the surgeon general
Gekyouryuu: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie yep
BrieBeau: PA is just ridiculous
cuailgne: Climax is near Blue Balls too.
seth_erickson: There's a city named Hurricane in my state
TehAmelie: my favorite odd place name is Köttvattnet, "Meatwater". i know, i'm bad at sex jokes
bv310: Prince Albert
Stranjak: "Dundurn" is a real 4:58 in the Town Planning office decision
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: in MI one of the highways (69) goes past big beaver outside metro detroit
MistahFixIt: Man and I thought Newfoundland had the lock on Stupid Town Names
Gascitygaming: I always giggle when going by the turnoff for Macnutt
BrieBeau: I grew up in Skinall and Boggsville
TheMoatman: And now you're the one who makes the dad jokes
korvys: I mean... there was a PERSON named Prince Albert...
AGiantRoach: oh man passed Intercourse PA on the way to my grandmother's as a kid. lots of giggles
djalternative: This feels very Jules Verne to me.
Issurru: Sask has elbow, eyebrow, brown, lots of dumb places
MilkInBag: we're HERE
Stranjak: I've seen this movie.
seth_erickson: They're twins
thraximore: I think I know this one
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: COME PLAY WITH US DANNY
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Come play with ussssss
seth_erickson: Ask them If they like Ice cream
Stranjak: I missed the SeSevenEn part??
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie lol niiiiice
TehAmelie: Seven totally holds up
BrieBeau: holy shit
SilentOptimist: what a kick in the shin... ing!
thraximore: actual spoops
Boi_Ginny: Come play with us Adam
CastleOtranto: When i drive across Pennsylvania, I make sure to go through Nanty Glo.
Tangsm: Odds of ending up back in the hedge maze?
Tempest2097: Both of them say yes!
MungoDude: how in the hell?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: i cream?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Ben Adam and chat. is this game still doing that weird greyscale?
Dusk_Shine: oh hey. look, disturbed album covers on the wall
itsr67: weird flex but ok
Electrodyne: weird flex
cheetoJack: !advice
LRRbot: Get hecked up on cow juice.
bv310: lrrDILLY
Tempest2097: God, that mid oughts Group X fever
djalternative: Do you need to find the slide that matches the pose?
thraximore: so the ship is def sunk
Stranjak: Pfft. I could have sunk this ship with two less redstone.
TehAmelie: and then get hecked up on football milk?
Tempest2097: Jazz Music intensifies.
Dusk_Shine: trumpet solo!
Papperslappen: Trumpet solo!
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SilentOptimist: Katamri Damaci!
BrieBeau: this is so weird
MilkInBag: Art with capital A
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: art? _/¯ _/¯
Indiexxx: Katamari
djalternative: That looks like a party
MistahFixIt: Art.
Drathak: This game is trying to hard
Drathak: too*
TehAmelie: it's not important to understand what it wants to say, as long as it makes you feel something
malexus101: This is some balck lodge level crazyness, only in green, so we shall call it purple lodge.
Stranjak: Adam reading the notes sounds like a school teacher disappointed that some kid in his class wrote this shit.
Matsunen: Deaf mic poetry
Jake_the_guy: I feel like this game has lots to say but its all spoken in a cthulian tongue
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun Boy gesturing at a butterfly, but the butterfly is this game's cover: "is this high concept?"
MungoDude: the wall is furry
itsr67: since we're in the mirror universe, is "art?" "?tra"
MistahFixIt: Is This Arm?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Bad touch!
Gekyouryuu: JAZZ HANDS!
MilkInBag: ARMS 2 confirmed
Tangsm: It's different from the first game. I'm really not getting the impression the main character is a monster. More that he's haunted.
itomeshi: It's a different type of horror. More existential. It's also struggling to tell that existential story a bit.
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TehAmelie: did you get the word from twitter that we're canceling the "is games art?" debate in favor of "can boats be used for evil?"
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @itsr67 ¯\_ ¯\_
Pteraspidomorphi: I was paying attention last week and I still didn't understand a thing
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MilkInBag: I'm a professional ARMS player, respect me 😡
itomeshi: Yes, early on, choice between man and woman.
Dusk_Shine: hey. Samurai Shodown is rad
thraximore: dont recognize that movie poster lol
MilkInBag: is this a preview of Death Stranding? Kappa
djalternative: Zenon?
TheMoatman: I wasn't paying attention last week and I don't even know what the game is
BusTed: was it wizards of waverly place
BrieBeau: Zenon!
djalternative: Zenon Z2?
AGiantRoach: Smart House. because it came true.
HondoTrigger: boy meets world is god tier
Jake_the_guy: thats so raven was the big thing in my house for some time
TheMoatman: AGiantRoach doesn't that end with the dad fucking the house?
BusTed: I remember a bit of ghostwriter
weff47: We all have Smart House now.
HondoTrigger: ghost writer was the shit, I love that little orb homie
BusTed: Writing cryptic shit on the walls
AGiantRoach: @themoatman exactly. it's the future
Stranjak: Ireland is a little behind. We just got Saved By The Bell, that show about the disgraced priest who has to haul a bell up a hill to be reaccepted back into his parish.
MilkInBag: 🦋 is this fun
BrieBeau: e
wordmogul: Ghost writer was awesome, Adam
BrieBeau: *Ben is so good at puzzles!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ghost writer and wishbone - kids lit TV used to be dope
MungoDude: we win now right?
itsr67: why did that remind me of that one dumb timed puzzle from that one other horror game
djalternative: Hocus Pocus on Disney channel was fucking disturbing as a kid
MungoDude: we got the treasure?
SilentOptimist: chocolate gold coins!
Issurru: pokeymans is best show NA Kappa
itsr67: Glod
Jungie26: Did you know Samuel L JAckson was on Ghost Writer?
weff47: Would you like a smoke and a pancake?
BusTed: "I was wearing armor."
AGiantRoach: Ghost Writer and Ghost Rider need a crossover
KNACC: I still remember the "scary" episode of ghost writer
BrieBeau: I think you passed thru the bullet!
Stranjak: For real tho what the fuck is going on
MilkInBag: Keanu NATIONAL TREASURE Reeves
Dusk_Shine: 13th year and Luck of the Irish were stellar
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: dat Keanu though
seth_erickson: Keanu Reeves the true Gamer
KNACC: it really scared me at the time
BrieBeau: Keanu has aways been hot, Adam.
surfderf: Hey! ,my favorite bois!
melodiifrost: Aaron Stone was the last disney show I remember watching
MilkInBag: LUL
HondoTrigger: he has a kid? I'm so sorry
PhorrestGaze: yeah, then you're worse than Johnny Mnemonic
snowcookies: holy
melodiifrost: oh my god
wordmogul: @knacc with the slime doll? That freaked me out as a kid!
Stranjak: Grade A parenting right there
TehAmelie: yeah, good parents just make their kids watch Crash
MilkInBag: I would do that
HesGotNoPants: @briebeau even bill and ted?
djalternative: Adam mentions Keanu but hasn't seen anything from E3 so he doesn't know about Cyberpunk Keanu
KNACC: @wordmogul yesss exactly! me too
Tangsm: You don't have to pay the therapy bills, so it can be funny.
Stranjak: Adam please read the next note like it's a Limp Bizkit rap
Gascitygaming: i'm 14 and that is deep
BrieBeau: @hesgotnopants hell yes, we stan a hot idiot
Golldum: FISH PEOPLE
Issurru: into a troglodyte Kappa
Indiexxx: Sounds like good gun education
MilkInBag: he is
MilkInBag: HE IS
Pazzix: YES
melodiifrost: John Wick 2077
snowcookies: Adam's A+ reaction
TheWriterAleph: pfft spoilers LUL
Issurru: he's breathtaking OpieOP
TheMoatman: Ghostwriter was dope. I remember basically nothing about it except the single Ghostwriter book I read, though. That was the one where Orson Welles was doing the War of the Worlds broadcast
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: that was a hot moment
Boi_Ginny: YOU'RE breathtaking!
XprotoformX: and he's wearing a Johnny Silverhands T Shirt
Jake_the_guy: HECK that was so cute
melodiifrost: YOU'RE ALL BREATHTAKING
MilkInBag: still wholesome
ChroniclerC: THEY GAVE THAT GUY A COPY OF THE GAME!
PhorrestGaze: everyone at other panals has been yelling
TehAmelie: Keanu was cyberfied in Johnny Mnemonic and now exists partially in cyberpunk games
Dusk_Shine: That person apparently got a free copy
surfderf: Adam your sleeve is dope af
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: it was in the Microsoft conference I think
BrieBeau: Ben&Adam are breathtaking
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HondoTrigger: dont say that to twitch chat, all we do is regurgitate your jokes Adam
Issurru: the person got a COLLECTORS EDITION
GlennSeto: They might regret that gift in the next E3.
MungoDude: performance capture
Diabore: i feel like keanu gave him a copy of the game
orbitaltuna: whoa
Dusk_Shine: face capture, mocap, everything
weff47: And then the Nintendo Direct was just a video and it was great.
Stranjak: His name is, not kidding, Johnny Silverhand.
PhorrestGaze: He's Johnny Silverhand, a major lore character
MilkInBag: keanu reeves is already 1 374 years old so
BlindProphet32: Johnny Silverhand
theneatestburrito: Ditto Devolver.
seth_erickson: Don't you know Keanu Reeve's is immortal
Driosenth: keanu doesnt age
erloas: "yelling guy" was in most of the streams at E3
GlennSeto: I mean, Keanu is 56 now. Does he look like 56?
Issurru: that's because he has a silver hand OpieOP
Dusk_Shine: did we find out the new smash character?
PhorrestGaze: he's got a silver hand
BlindProphet32: MAJOR character. Rocker
Stranjak: We did @Dusk_Shine
TheMoatman: No it goes through the week
Stranjak: It's Banko Kazooie
TheMoatman: but the pressers are over
Dusk_Shine: yeet
HesGotNoPants: but no died In the matrix
TheMoatman: I think
HondoTrigger: its over, no more video games ever again
CommanderRab: e3 STARTS today
aWabbajack: 1 more day i think
EvilBadman: no this is the First show day
Dusk_Shine: gimme dat Banjo
AGiantRoach: Keanu being a meme would be lame if he wasn't a rad dude. like the more I hear about him the cooler he seems
pixiecat87: They actually have been doing that with a lot of people in games lately.
CamelAttack: It started today but all the major pressers are over.
Prof_Jimbles: Established character. A rockstar.
Amentur: The dude that got the game gave it away for charity money last I heard
Issurru: iceborne was fine
seth_erickson: !smash
LRRbot: Put a can of pineapple in Smash, you cowards!
Gekyouryuu: @Dusk_Shine in the summer it's "Dragon Quest Hero" and in the fall it's Banjo-Kazooie
Tangsm: Ben, are you trying to turn on the taps in a submerged ship?
Issurru: but like just fine
TehAmelie: you also hear like fifty thousand Keanu Reeves stories where he just walks into people's lives and acts shy and humble and gives stacks of money to the needy and stuff
HesGotNoPants: !smash
LRRbot: Put Boards of Canada in Smash, you cowards!
evalarene: he's a azing
Drathak: Nah these are dragon ball-ish
evalarene: amazing
Stranjak: Man every time I unlocked a character in Smash I didn't recognise, I was like "Bet this is some Fire Emblem shit."
XprotoformX: one looks very Trunks from DBZ
korvys: Honestly, my favourite announcement from E3 was Adam tweeting about Dauntless on Switch
weff47: Nintendo trolled the fuck out of everybody with the Banjo video
Dusk_Shine: Akira Toriyama does have a style. XD
EvilBadman: No DQ guys look like Goku
JerecoPlays: Greyscale
BrieBeau: you're underwater babes
jujujanie: Zelda sequel in the works! Ah!
MilkInBag: hey btw Adam, Slipknot streamed their Rock am Ring show and it's on YouTube for free
Rhynerd: They annoucned like all the Dragon Quest protag as a character
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: anyone else feeling kinda stressed from E3 because there's SO MANY games coming out and my backlog is too huge as it is?
Issurru: I mean the art of DQ is the dragon ball
GlennSeto: Legion
Rhynerd: Dragon Quest characters don’t wear that many belts last tome I checked.
Stranjak: They're making a second Legend of Zelda game
djalternative: and you can play as Zelda which is dope
Stranjak: Heard the first one did well
Dusk_Shine: wow, that's weird, most zelda games don't get sequels
BrieBeau: @whadidbeejputindpie yep, I haven't finished The New Colossus but there is Youngblood and I'm dying.
SilentOptimist: nah-Naaah nanananaNAna nananana
korvys: This Sea of Thieves update is weird lrrBEEJ
Dusk_Shine: frankly, i want a minish cap remaster for switch
Tangsm: One of these chests should be a mimic.
AGiantRoach: A Majora's mask but for BOTW. so hype
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EvilBadman: Playing as Zelda was not even remotely revealed
djalternative: Not in a Main Game
seth_erickson: Ben you were just a wrong angle for that wheel
MilkInBag: they're remaking awakening
korvys: Sort of, as Sheik, right?
XprotoformX: kinda in Phantom Hourglass or the other one
Inquisitor_Xian: the Philips CDI games!
TehAmelie: i just ignore the big name fresh releases. who can afford spending 70 bucks on a single game anyway
NazakYuzak: stop it ben
Dusk_Shine: Hyrule Warriors?
NazakYuzak: LUL
bv310: Cadence of Hyrule has Zelda in it?
djalternative: You haven't been able to play Zelda in a mainline game
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @BrieBeau i literally just started New Colossus before this stream. since I just finished Rage 2. Been meaning to play New Colossus for like a year
Drathak: Legend of zelda games have link as the protag. You'd need a Legend of Link for it to be zelda as the playable character
Stranjak: Alright guys, coming up on 2AM here - goodnight chat, hope you guys can re-build this boat or whatever the fuck this game is about.
Tempest2097: The CDI games are officially not canon
EvilBadman: the real goofiness is Witcher 3 Switch
Tempest2097: Like SO not canon
TheWriterAleph: it's INSIDE now!
MilkInBag: yeah witcher 3 on switch LUL
Dusk_Shine: Switcher 3
Tempest2097: The CDI games are basically the Star Wars Holiday Special of the Legend of Zelda
BrieBeau: tbh I reserve my Prime sub for Ben because I can't afford to sub otherwise and I feel guilty every time.
PhorrestGaze: (s)Witcher 3
plummeting_sloth: good ol instant mosh pit
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: hmm... not sure how i feel about htat
MilkInBag: witcher 3 + DLCs is worth like $500
ShatteredUniverse: Not counting the CDi games? *cuts to the clip of Militron*
cypherraze: i'm excited for CyberPunk
MilkInBag: G A M E R S
NazakYuzak: yessss
NazakYuzak: Gamers rise up
Issurru: it's gonna look like ass though I'm guessing
djalternative: Any other announcements from E3 we think Adam will like?
malexus101: okay are they asking for help or offering help? I don't get which of the two.
MilkInBag: amirite, gamers!?
Issurru: I don't think it'll run that well
Kalpho: You're breathtaking
Drathak: Oh my god microsoft E3 is always so 2008
Issurru: Phil spencer yup LUL
djalternative: There's a game called Midnight Ghost Hunt that's Prop Hunt where the props can fight back.
SquareDotCube: Man, the QWOP family really expanded
Dusk_Shine: portable witcher 3
cypherraze: yeah but dauntless vs witcher graphics aren't the same..
EvilBadman: Confirmed Ben Computer killer Monster Hunter
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: FF7 remake footage, woo! and a FF8 and Crystal Chronicles re-release
cypherraze: WoW on the Switch
Kalpho: i'm trying to decide if i want to play PSO 2
shimdogwastaken: but Ben new pokemon doggo
NightValien28: why play world of warcraft if there is literal anything else
Issurru: I mean if it runs at 2fps I'll care OpieOP
Erudite_Cynic: Old and Broken: MH. new Hotness: DAUNTLESS
HondoTrigger: its 2019, why play wow when you can play wow classic
Inquisitor_Xian: wait pokecorgi?
cypherraze: But you have a horse named Roach.
KNACC: I'm sad about wildstar, I liked it
cypherraze: Witcher wins immediately
Alchemistmerlin: They know that some people will double-dip because they're impatient, so they delay the PC version. Pure Greed
Issurru: cuz capcom
Gekyouryuu: @Jungie26 link no work
MistahFixIt: Good ol' Garalt "Two Polygons" Jackson
Dusk_Shine: amazingly, Tera is still a thing
BrieBeau: what the art
Jungie26: Just google Yamper
ProfBadger: oh, okay, that's supposed to be happening
Jake_the_guy: oh those are eyes
cypherraze: Don't have a horse named Roach in Dauntless.
Juliamon: https://twitter.com/pokejungle/status/1138522395336159237 for those where the link don't work
Issurru: yeah but Witcher is fun unlike dauntless Kappa
SquareDotCube: The holes have eyes
HesGotNoPants: he glitched to death
BusTed: Or peeled grapes.
shimdogwastaken: wildstar had a cool idea poor end game
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
cypherraze: Get real eyes and show em who's boss
EvilBadman: I got Seachats discord channel name changed to Pso2 in 2020, so I'm doing good
Inquisitor_Xian: thats a top quality doggo
Tangsm: It was peeled grapes.
BrieBeau: we used peeeled grapes and cooked spaghetti for guts!
theonlyangelx: wait, who's the washed out one? I only see two cuties?
Boi_Ginny: Hey guys, Russel here, heard you had eyeballs, yum yum yum
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: I didn't like horror when I was younger. Now its my jam.
SilentOptimist: eye soup: -red jello -lychee -blueberry
NazakYuzak: LUL
Riandisa: I used to do that when I was in high school for trick or treaters. Hold out two bowls, one with ice cold baby carrots, the other with candy
BrieBeau: Jesus!
StillAnEmoKid: Quality parenting right there haha
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ok that is BAD parenting
Erudite_Cynic: A+ Parenting
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: wow... that sounds terrifying
NazakYuzak: "Look! Look at what you've done!"
FoxFyr: My dad that with my except it was a cockroach and he screamed at me to kill it while I cried
Tangsm: "You'll watch, young Ben. You'll watch and remember."
cypherraze: You guys played Call of Cthulu yet?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: I am sorry for younger-Ben
MilkInBag: my dad tricked me into a haunted house in niagara falls, saying it was a restaurant, and I went fucking nuts because of how terrified I was
Dusk_Shine: ooof
Jake_the_guy: my perents just ignored me inless I made them look bad
Juliamon: cypherraze yep
DrWreckage: BEN HAS A BROTHER
monakai: I think I've seen that sitcom.
Issurru: dad's LUL LUL
shimdogwastaken: doing cosplay kinda ruined some haunted house things
DrWreckage: Uncle Ben's
MilkInBag: he ordered kids on amazon?
MrQBear: Ah, so he'll be Uncle Ben.
BrieBeau: my parents once convinced a kid his mom got killed on a hayride. we were a weird family.
DrWreckage: Oh god, you're going to die to teach your nephew a lesson
MrQBear: To battle against Adam's Rice a Roni addiction.
Erudite_Cynic: Time for rice with uncle BEN
korvys: Uncle Ben? So he's going to be spiderman?
theneatestburrito: Quick! Someone make a rice-a-roni joke!
Coinman1863: 10 minutes?
Gekyouryuu: Uncle Ben? oh, no! don't let them name him Peter and don't marry someone named May!
Rioxcon: walkin right past them notes
Boi_Ginny: Do not name that kid Peter
AdamYMHMI: Mr. Owl got dark
SilentOptimist: you're officially Ben Kennobi from now on
Dusk_Shine: not all parents are good parents, but all good parents are very obviously good parents. Like you can tell a good parent on brief observation
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @cypherraze yeah search youtube for "lets nope cthulhu"
djalternative: Will your brother name the kid Peter (Petra) Parker to make the joke work?
BusTed: Haha.
Hellishdream: I have been watching this game in spurts. Every single time I come back to paying attention while you guys play, some weird ass "art" is going on.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: my partner's name is Ben and my nieces LOVE to make "uncle ben's rice" jokes every year by gifting him a box at holidays
TheMoatman: How many roads must a man walk downBefore you call him a man?
gawag_: hmm, who's that voice actor, what's he from?
StillAnEmoKid: Aw that's cute
gawag_: Kappa
HesGotNoPants: well now ben has to die so the kid will become spider man
pixiecat87: My parents were nerds. My MeMaw was the one who got me into horror. That woman was a saint watching Friday the 13th with her 6yo grandchild.
NightValien28: wow ben
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: aw, cute
BusTed: Processing...
plummeting_sloth: "Huh, I guess my brother must have thought I was hungry for some rice for some reason
Izandai: That's amazing.
Izandai: That's so, so cute.
Boi_Ginny: Bawh
theonlyangelx: that's pretty cute.
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monakai: Of course. Rice. The traditional gift of announcing a baby. Strange they chose the Uncle Ben's brand.
Izandai: That's also a genius way to tell your brother you're gonna have a kid.
theonlyangelx: spookems!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: oh good. now you dont have to run.... yet
bv310: Let's Rotate the cushions!
cypherraze: Is your sensitivity set to 1000??
Inquisitor_Xian: That song is forever Desert bus now.
KNACC: we are one of two abused children, and the daughter died and I think the son like got a split personality form it but also became an actor? that is my theory atm
TheMoatman: I'm sorry, this game was published by GUN?
Izandai: What's up with Senior Spooky Voice and why is he trying to make us feel bad?
snowcookies: I' guessing you got out of the ship alive?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: are we the boy or girl? or both somehow?
theonlyangelx: did ya kill a man?
MilkInBag: whomst?
Hellishdream: He killed everyone because they couldn't save the girl that was taking care of him?
cypherraze: Everything you Do
cypherraze: I do it for you
weff47: Have y'all ever played the Fatal Frame games on stream?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Did Bryan Adams do Summer of 69?
XprotoformX: Everything i do... i do it for you
UpstageJMC: Everything I do
plummeting_sloth: see, you were the kid, and you were cursed by a witch to be a video game protagonist in a horror game, which explains why nothing else needs to make sense
BrieBeau: shit I KNEW you were a boy who cries in cars
cypherraze: Mine and my wife's song
Zanaide: Everything I Do (I Do It For You)
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: maybe split personality? sibling died and protag coped by assuming their ego? went into acting which furthered created multi personalities?
orbitaltuna: woof
Izandai: Is this art?
Tangsm: Whoever modeled the mannequin for this game got some serious mileage on their asset.
MilkInBag: why is Sansa voicing this
itomeshi: I want this game to end by taking you back to the normal boat. You meet a slightly eccentric director. Roll credits. No explanation of any of this.
Izandai: Is this good?
Diabore: what if his sister was imaginary?
shimdogwastaken: is this game underwater?
kiarru: Queue celine dion
MilkInBag: she has space to go through
Inquisitor_Xian: "Art?" emote when?
Bionull: I don't get it. Where's the key?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @weff47 Alex did with a couple people - search "lets nope Fatal Frame 2"
frozenphoenix7: James and Lily? Are they Potters?
TheMoatman: Wait is that the same kid who played Hugo?
seth_erickson: this kid sounds like Hugo
XprotoformX: i was in Germany one summer and the only music i heard in English was that Brian Adams song and three David Hasselhoff songs
MilkInBag: she had ample space to crawl in
NazakYuzak: uh, crawl through?
NazakYuzak: lol
tehcrashxor: We'll be together again. I'll see you in hell!
plummeting_sloth: No matter how long it takes, I will find you. There will be several puzzles involved, however
BrieBeau: man that's like not how DID works.
Boi_Ginny: Lily and James? I mean they're not rare names but...
Dusk_Shine: can confirm, Germany loves their hasslehoff
theonlyangelx: thorsty
Hellishdream: Okay. Lets revise what I just said. This game is about survivor's guilt.
MilkInBag: chest hair
Dusk_Shine: *shrug*
HesGotNoPants: @boi_ginny aren't those harry potter's parents
YuanRamirez: we dont really
GlennSeto: I have NO idea.
djalternative: Lilly and James Potter. This is Harry's origin story. #crackedthecode
plummeting_sloth: we wrote in to their Constitution after WWII occupation
edgeyberzerker: That song and movie came out when i was in grade 5. My teacher was so obsessed with that song that she somehow shoe horned it into our Medieval unit for history
Boi_Ginny: Exactly
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Ben is off the hoff
KNACC: @hellishdream I agree
Tempest2097: Partially because he was there when the Berlin Wall fell, and performed a concert ON THE SPOT
Erudite_Cynic: Jolly says its a elaborate ruse
Dusk_Shine: same
Amentur: We don't love him that much. Just some old meme
TheMoatman: Ben's the kind of guy who would hassle the hoff
Inquisitor_Xian: he was in that one episode of spongebob though?
jessieimproved: I used to set the background of my business partner's computer screen to hyper sexual Coca-cola ads for chuckles
AGiantRoach: Ben trying to Hassel the Hoff?
malexus101: are you lily now?
Diabore: gotta fake death this kid
TheMoatman: Well he's shooting us in effigy at least
jakale: look at this rude boy
snowcookies: Are we the girl?
Hellishdream: Okay, yeah, this is about Survivor's Guilt.
TheMoatman: LET IT GOOOOOOOO
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: so protag is the sister
TheMoatman: LET IT GO
itsr67: aaaaaaaaaaart?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ?
jessieimproved: There's one where hasslehoff is riding a giant coke bottle and it's cap is off and soda is spilling out
Tangsm: So we're the sister?
Issurru: must take place in America OpieOP
MilkInBag: what a shitty gun
TheMoatman: What
MilkInBag: ok
plummeting_sloth: In the Avengers, we have a minimum 3 lifes for life exchange
Diabore: art?
NazakYuzak: well then
jujujanie: Hahahha
bv310: The fuck?
GlennSeto: That's in my head now.
Inquisitor_Xian: art?
HesGotNoPants: well it worked once
MilkInBag: Clap
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Nice that it rhymed I suppose
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Pteraspidomorphi: Weird Child of Light mod
Diabore: art
TheMoatman: Oh that makes moderately more sense
Gekyouryuu: we were the brother, pretended to be the sister, and lost our mind?
QuietJay: Acting!
plummeting_sloth: IT WAS ALL A PLAY
itsr67: 👏
snowcookies: claps
theneatestburrito: Credits!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: _/¯ _/¯
aWabbajack: you made it!
KNACC: I had a feeling we were the sister
djalternative: An actress building the Charactor of the sister
TheMoatman: Weren't we talking though?
snowcookies: I think we were reliving her past
bv310: We were doing ART, Adam
StillAnEmoKid: So...it was all a play? This is worse than the whole thing being a dream
aWabbajack: ah like Mario 2 or 3
AdamYMHMI: Now you wake up on stage next to Bob Newhart
aWabbajack: 2 was dream 3 a stage play
Hellishdream: The little brother was the one that died, she's guilty about it.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: A R T
gawag_: I think its intentionally ambiguous
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: man, we just got dallas-ed
seth_erickson: We were the girl actor in all the posters mayber
djalternative: ALL OF THE FILM REFERENCES HAD FEMALE PROTAGONISTS
theonlyangelx: gooigi
KNACC: yeah she was digging into her past for a roll and it got too real
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Did I come in right at the end? I suspect that your choice of which silhouette to shoot early on decides whether you're the sister or the brother. All the movie posters & clips have both a male and female lead.
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randomino5: Mechtopolis?
MilkInBag: oh good a trunk, we can save
BrieBeau: how the fuck do people follow this stuff
EvilBadman: nah, get in the trunk
plummeting_sloth: the violin player is hiding in there
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: BOO
NazakYuzak: spooks
aWabbajack: Mimic!
TheMoatman: So is this the last scene?
MilkInBag: ???????????
Diabore: shit! mimic!
TheMoatman: I guess so?
bv310: Is the body in the trunk?
Baldrash: Art!
gawag_: oh yeah, I guess the films all did have female protags
randomino5: ???
NimrodXIV: oookay
plummeting_sloth: BOOO
Jake_the_guy: ok then
itsr67: cool mimic
theonlyangelx: art?
Inquisitor_Xian: that was a pretty weak jumpscare
jujujanie: Art
NazakYuzak: wait, that's it? lol
plummeting_sloth: BLOOOOOOBER
thraximore: Art!
melodiifrost: Bloober
Pteraspidomorphi: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: AFAIK there are 3 distinct endings
MilkInBag: r e f u n d
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: MASTER BLOOBERS
Juliamon: I actually really like that
mac___tonight: neato
HesGotNoPants: it was one big bloober
Amentur: There are 3 endings. One of them you're the brother, one the sister and one some sea witch talks down on you
BrieBeau: very ?
GlennSeto: ok, the trunk thing was just unnecessary
I_Am_Clockwork: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 54:26.
weff47: Time for the Bloober Reel
YuanRamirez: lrr needs an "Art" emote
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: But is it art?
StillAnEmoKid: So what? Why?
Dusk_Shine: those are...some very polish names
MilkInBag: this was the same plot as Sucker Punch, the movie
Issurru: let the bodies hit the trunk?
XprotoformX: Bloobers and Practical Jokes
Captainfuse: Ah yes it makes perfect sense..*Snaps CD in half*
tehcrashxor: So standard Talking Simulator question: Is this a game?
Prof_Jimbles: :(
plummeting_sloth: Ah, secret Ursula ending. Nice
Diabore: how do you change the endings?
EvilBadman: Looks like they got some bullet points from Binding of Isaac
gawag_: the ending felt kinda weak to me
TheMoatman: I don't know if there is a good ending
AdamYMHMI: One helluva Arby's commercial.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Captainfuse is that from something? it makes me giggle
KNACC: it didn't feel like a bad ending like story wise
Erudite_Cynic: not scary enough too much ART
theonlyangelx: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
BrieBeau: I like things being explicit personally.
Hellishdream: The first game was about a tortured Artist who couldn't paint a picture of his wife, the second game is about an actress with crippling guilt.
mtvcdm: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 55:08.
Rioxcon: It relied on its mystery to much to create the illusion of depth.
I_Am_Clockwork: the first game had PT levels of spoops
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
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NimrodXIV: the plot in the first game was much more clear
djalternative: I think the game suffers slightly from having to stay ambiguious about which charactor you are
gawag_: ending felt weak from an art standpoint, I should say
Drathak: The story was less vague in the first one
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: @Drathak this
snowcookies: You have 2 hours left
KNACC: I mean they talked about literal murder a lit in the first game
MilkInBag: why is it called layers of fear if it's not really about paintings?
Captainfuse: @WhaDidBeejPutInDPie Nah not form anythign I can remember
HesGotNoPants: now 2 hours of adam kicking to the middle of a tootsie pop
thraximore: What's our next spoop game?
Diabore: the description is "you became an actor so you wouldnt have to be yourself"
Inquisitor_Xian: the first game felt more...Intimate? which made it feel more scary than this one.
gawag_: yeah this was more thriller than horror at times
MilkInBag: achievements PogChamp
TheMoatman: No
Erudite_Cynic: Spookys house of Jumpscares?
theneatestburrito: ALL achievements
BrieBeau: yeah, it's a sharp conflict to Infliction which I just finished watching.
Eklinaar: S+ rank all levels
itomeshi: You did through decisions.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: otherworldly secrets?
KNACC: @milkinbag layers of character building for the roll
thraximore: Sure you did, via your decisions
TheMoatman: Okay this time we're a gunslinger
plummeting_sloth: We get all the powerups we missed last time
Juliamon: MilkInBag At the beginning of the game it explains it
melodiifrost: The game just turns into a full fledged action rpg
itomeshi: Like shooting the sitting woman or the sitting man
theonlyangelx: I wanna be a decker
mtvcdm: This time we're a pirate.
BrieBeau: contrast not conflict. so tired.
randomino5: Didn't even know there was a Level 1 Challenge
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: are we rolling a Titan this time around?
Hellishdream: There are options that you pick, like the first game that affect the ending you get.
MilkInBag: @Juliamon yeah I missed that
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itsr67: I don't think I've ever seen a new game + in a straight up horror game
snowcookies: Building character might be whether you end up as the girl or boy
NimrodXIV: new weapon available: Chainsaw!
Pteraspidomorphi: Atomic 79?
tehcrashxor: This was actually an MMO, with your choices effecting others and vice versa
MungoDude: turn cranks faster? now I want to play that crank game again
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh.
Diabore: was it a thing we did or a thing we experienced? Kappa
theonlyangelx: so many gates!
Tangsm: The first game didn't have stuff chasing you around all the time. It built a lot more tension when something came at you.
plummeting_sloth: Layers of Gate 9
Issurru: I didn't know this game offered an art+ run LUL
BrieBeau: if this is like the Johnny Depp film you're for a ride
GlennSeto: Is Johnny Depp gonna bone a hot redhead in this?
XprotoformX: like the Johnny Depp movie?
randomino5: @tehcrashxor What if a horror game but with Dark Souls bloodstains?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: wasn't the 9th gate a bad horror film
Captainfuse: If youve hit the 10th gate you've gone to far. Make a Uby
BrieBeau: kind of literally for the end credits
questions_sleep: Like the film?
weff47: Ogres are like Gates...
GlennSeto: ok, done
TheMoatman: THAT WAS A START
MrQBear: Good start.
Talin06: Bad game good stream?
NimrodXIV: good start
Megaparsec256: Starting off strong...
NazakYuzak: amazing start!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: ohhhhhh boy
AdamYMHMI: Hi Jim.
djalternative: have fun with that Kim
itsr67: I'M IN
Erudite_Cynic: this is WAAAAAY more our speed
HesGotNoPants: art
FarleyF: OK so we are going back to the Darkest Cult now lrrBEEJ
StillAnEmoKid: This is gonna be a good time I can already tell haha
thraximore: here we gooooo
gawag_: how many layers down are the gates?
Diabore: thats kind of what shadows do, follow
snowcookies: Sometimes, I hate narration
monakai: Strong start.
randomino5: mi nombre Kim, y soy un Whisperer Espiritos
MilkInBag: LAYERS
plummeting_sloth: those aren't spirits, that's a car
BusTed: Uh huh.
TheMoatman: Layers... of fear
XprotoformX: btw the book the Ninth Gate is based on is hella good
NazakYuzak: LAYERS
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we go down nine layers of fear and then there's the gate I guess
tuckamanian: would you mind turning up the game volume?
mtvcdm: So many layers
GlennSeto: Not that darkness again!
erloas: each gate needs a key, each key needs 9 bobbles to get, you need trinkets for each bobble
thraximore: Ogres, onions, cakes.
MrQBear: All horror games are lasanga or onions now.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: maybe it'll be okay. Maybe it's a Sabriel reference.
Erudite_Cynic: Horror games are like ONIONS
KNACC: the layers are haunting you
seth_erickson: Layers of Fear 3 in disguise
djalternative: you cannot escape the layers
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: what i take from today's stream is that horror games are like onions. they have layers.
mac___tonight: spoopy games are like onions
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Layers of Fail
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: The Layers Mason. What do they mean?
PhorrestGaze: then one layer of, like, some rocks. but that one's boring.
weff47: Video games are like Onions
Indiexxx: Just when you think you're out
Inquisitor_Xian: lets nope is a show about onions now
MilkInBag: the Dad
HesGotNoPants:
tuckamanian: this game is like ogres
tytycoon: please turn up game sound
rasterscan: Can they turn the game up a wee bit to make it a little more hearable?
BusTed: they mostly come out at night
Jigokuro: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
theonlyangelx: gonna play some trivial pursuit
BTC1220: Have you guys seen Devolver Digital's new horror-ish game Carrion? Would that be a Let's Nope Game?
TheMoatman: Now they're just saying the names of other, better horror games
melodiifrost: Are we gonna have to collect candle keys again
NazakYuzak: It's a mystery :O!
SlyTQ: i wish the dead would avoid me tbh
thraximore: Oh hey Ben did you play more of that ouija board game?
Hellishdream: is...is this Stranger Things, season 3?
XprotoformX: it says so in Toman's Spirit Guide
MilkInBag: wait, if you light all candles at the same time, they go out at the same time also
theonlyangelx: font?
Issurru: things are always different this time
malexus101: well this was a jump
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frozenphoenix7: Oof
DoodlestheGreat: This is a lotta layers.
snowcookies: can you turn down sound effects?
theonlyangelx: font!
Baldrash: Like five or six, my dudes.
itsr67: can it please not make a sfx when switching betweem options
frozenphoenix7: 9 Levels I'd say Kappa
seth_erickson: It's got Layers of Unity
MilkInBag: holy shit the sound effects are loud LUL
randomino5: the 8th gate
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: nine layers of unity, naturally
snowcookies: awful
NazakYuzak: Well it's... unique!
zed_alpha: We're in for a *time* bois.
mtvcdm: Is this the Firefly Fun House?
ElectronicChaos: Adjust the tracking mini-game
TheWriterAleph: barf
shimdogwastaken: my eyes
ghostvalv: huh...
Inquisitor_Xian: This already looks like the unity asset store compressed in to one game
TheMoatman: Well it's good to see that Watch & Play is back Kappa
StillAnEmoKid: That's god awful
jujujanie: Oh no, the childroom
Rioxcon: Art
thraximore: ah yes, my favorite: migraines!
djalternative: this is an amazing loading screen
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: well at least it's....different
thraximore: the real horror
Baldrash: Strap yourself in for some good old-fashioned lrrGARBO .
MrQBear: it's awful as a constant, but it would be... neat? if it slowly cleared up as it loaded?
weff47: when did we switch to Watch + Play?
KNACC: @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou sabriel reference! hell yeah :D
malexus101: well, it's still better than 1.0 Bloodborne loading screen
MilkInBag: HUGE candles
NimrodXIV: It's fine
Rioxcon: giant candles
BusTed: oh no
Inquisitor_Xian: ohhhhhh noooooooo
NimrodXIV: oh god
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: GOD NO
CavemanKellen: can you change that in settings?
TheWriterAleph: URP
theonlyangelx: secretly switched over to watch and play, huh?
mtvcdm: This is how we START this game.
electric_claire: Kids, never drink and summon
ancientspark: Are we drunk?!
frozenphoenix7: "This circle should do" Ah yes, this random massively drawn with massive candles everywhere, totally not set up circle
plummeting_sloth: ah, our character is drunk. That makes sense
Erudite_Cynic: Big ass candles
YawnLance: Is she drunk?
Firefang9212: Oh no you're drunk.
seth_erickson: she's balancing like the guy from the key game
YawnLance: Like what
Alahmnat: oh noooooo
monakai: vom
MilkInBag: big candles for big spirits
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: drunk walk
jessieimproved: Imma puke
BusTed: Maybe we're tiny.
djalternative: maybe you're just small
Papperslappen: Drunkovision
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Or are we, like, 2 ft tall?
mtvcdm: This is the point at which we are first given player agency.
theonlyangelx eyes
zed_alpha: cheer100 If you pause the stream at this exact moment during the loading screen, you can pinpoint the exact moment that Adam begins to wonder whether or not he should have stayed home and played some more Sekiro
sensationaloil: this game needs motion blur
MilkInBag: cursed arm
Inquisitor_Xian: someone found the scale tool on them candles
Pazzix: Is this lets nope or watch and play?
NazakYuzak: LUL
BusTed: It would all make sense if we were a toddler.
Megaparsec256: Well this is a sharp change of tone. It's the Dark Occult all over again.
TheWriterAleph: THIS IS A BAD TIME
ANeMzero: Normal candles don't show up on camera, you need enormous candles
ancientspark: Ben, I think you have truly found the spookiest game
YawnLance: This is fucking gold
VeinNetwork: I'm not drunk you're drunk!
thraximore: This keeps getting BETTER
FlannelShirtEnthusist: So we know our character is in to occultism and liquor
NazakYuzak: I'm so happy
malexus101: long arms are looooooong
NazakYuzak: this is so good
theonlyangelx: theonl45HUG theonl45HUG theonl45HUG
MilkInBag: this must be VR
zed_alpha: RIP folks with motion sickness.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Gotta wiggle into your interact
MadAran87: I wish Alex was in on this.
Tangsm: Maybe you just have a gopro duct taped to your head.
Issurru: she's fucking high, that's the twist LUL
AdamYMHMI: She's doing the swim every time she ducks down.
weff47: Gotta keep your head on a swivel
seth_erickson: the phone is the flashlight
jessieimproved: Dis a lot of talking
Talin06: Very game
MilkInBag: CiGrip
mtvcdm: cheer185 That's a shoddily drawn rune circle. Do you want demons? Because this is how you get demons.
questions_sleep: When did this turn into watch and play
Shamthewow: Watch and Nope?
OriginalGarwulf: Note for the main character: a bottle of vodka before work does NOT make you better at your job.
shimdogwastaken: lrrFINE
ancientspark: spoopiness intensifies
DoodlestheGreat: ~/Something is in the way she moves..../~
plummeting_sloth: we got a haunted doll watch folks!
rasterscan: Wow.
eric_christian_berg: Again with the dolls
tehcrashxor: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheMoatman: She bought it off of ebay for $35 dollars
plummeting_sloth: Somebody call Justin
rasterscan: I should have started a bingo card.
Alahmnat: couldn't find a flashlight model, so they put a picture of a flashlight on a rectangle and called it a phone?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah maximum haunted doll watch in here
thraximore: Keys, dolls, art: the Tuesday stream
HesGotNoPants: so burn dolls....like dark occult
theonlyangelx: haunted doll watch
jessieimproved: Poor Benny
TheMoatman: Why did I write "$34 dollars"?
gawag_: flip yall to the other side of the screen?
theneatestburrito: So how does this voice acting compare to KeyQuest a few weeks ago?
TheMoatman: *$35
eric_christian_berg: NotLikeThis
snowcookies: I have 0 sound perception
tehcrashxor: Is Ben deaf in one ear?
aquinas_0: Thanks for the PridePan @zelaflow a thing of inclusivity?
theonlyangelx: wanna get some keys?
plummeting_sloth: Remember, according to Ebay these are tangable dolls and nothing else
Rexdogo: Can we please PLEASE play a diffrent game.
frozenphoenix7: Oh my god
Inquisitor_Xian: KEY SELLER! i want your strongest keys!
snowcookies: Yes, ben is deaf in one ear
SlyTQ: hahahhah
aquinas_0: and it was gone forever
mtvcdm: How
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: what IS that sound I've always wondered
Rexdogo: Key seller, ill take a free key.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: interesting thing i hadn't considered before is how so many horror game mechanics favor those who are hearing able
OriginalGarwulf: Note to main character: Please stop narrating everything you do. Please.
TheMoatman: I think that might actually just be interference on the actress's microphone
GlennSeto: Deadpool doll?
MilkInBag: that was, weird
Erudite_Cynic: FATALFRAME
Tempest2097: How??
theonlyangelx: Black mirror much?
NazakYuzak: oh so it's fatal frame now
itsr67: f a t a l f r a m e
theonlyangelx: ff2!!!
ancientspark: So Fatal Frame would like to know your location
randomino5: *boop Boop!* You've got (1) messages from: The Spirits
Rioxcon: her arm is going to get so tired holding the phone like that
Megaparsec256: Wait, the ghosts can see you through the phone camera?
MrQBear: This... This feels like it could have actually been good.
thraximore: A little spoop
Issurru: shittier fatal frame
Pazzix: Did you just sacrifice an courtroom doll to demons?
Inquisitor_Xian: GoooooASsssts
snowcookies: they should've given better direction to the voice actress
KNACC: I do like camera based horror games
MilkInBag: interesting bones is a very weird way to define something that interests you
Firefang9212: Who the hell holds a phone like that!
plummeting_sloth: interesting bones... like on SKELETONS
Ferisar: our battery is popping off
thraximore: least its not Outlast
Tangsm: The good news is you have GREAT reception in this hell house.
osh307: who holds their phone like that?
MungoDude: the battery's non-smoking
itomeshi: This feels a bit like the one Watch-and-Play game
itsr67: just don't use the camera ezpz
SlyTQ: was this suppose to be VR
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SlyTQ: with all the wall notes
Jigokuro: 'If I had matches" and she does?
theonlyangelx: mobile phooones! art!!!
SlyTQ: hahahahahahah
jujujanie: But that font
frozenphoenix7: Jesus. Don't put every mechanic you can think of in your games please.
Rhynerd: @itomeshi seems more like three Watch and Play games
BrindleBoar: maybe it's supposed to be art
thraximore: Oh that would make sense actually
Issurru: no Adam. it's art
ritchards: try listen mode to see if doll around?
Pazzix: alex should play this
tehcrashxor: !findquote game
LRRbot: Quote #1425: "I can't imagine living in the same world as the guy who wrote this game lives in." —Cameron [2014-01-17]
ancientspark: Who programs a "how many matches do I have" app?
frozenphoenix7: Just because you can think of a mechanic to go in your game, doesn't mean it should go in your game.
Issurru: art transcends boundaries LUL
YawnLance: VR for people who don't have VR headsets but still want to get motion sick?
Rexdogo: XD
tehcrashxor: SMASH THE STATE!
plummeting_sloth: farts also transcends boundaries
MilkInBag: Adam, you're art :)
Mysticman89: the rest of the abrasivve surface has been worn down to be perfectly smooth
thraximore: everything is art, adam
Ukon_vasara: is this, Art? rcom5
theonlyangelx: Paul Blart transcends boundaries
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @YawnLance fer realz .... these wobbles might make me motion sick.
Pazzix: as much as i love LRR I have to go to bed so I can stock fast food joints all morning and make my pennies
Blasteg: That’s a strange way to hold a phone
Rhynerd: Are we related to Dave’s Spokesman? we seem to have a third arm
mtvcdm: Oh my God, we're ACTUALLY running out of time.
mtvcdm: That's not just a cosmetic thing she said.
thraximore: how much time do we have?
theonlyangelx: so this is actually fatal frame?
Inquisitor_Xian: that circles not even complete! This sort of shotty sigilsmanship is how the innocent get possesed or whatever is happening in this garbage fire
MilkInBag: LUL
MilkInBag: lewd
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: feeling cute... might do some demon summoning later. dunno.
mtvcdm: Also if our time limit is one hour, either we're going to need a third game or this'll be a short stream.
Erudite_Cynic: GREASY BOY
FlannelShirtEnthusist: So Oily
loulou2222: oily boi
Ferisar: oooo all oiled up
StillAnEmoKid: Collecting them like Pokemon I see
ghostvalv: the lubed boi
Diabore: hes an oily boi
MungoDude: grease me up, woman!
theneatestburrito: Lotion Man Returns!
BTC1220: He's just so oily
Inquisitor_Xian: Michael Nakazawa?
mac___tonight: hey whered you get a pic of me
theonlyangelx: but Adams a jock?!
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mtvcdm: He's so vascular
plummeting_sloth: the oiled old man
ancientspark: It's time to oil up!
itsr67: this guy owns a slip & slide in his backyard
MrOrderlyChaos: Radical Larry!
Aldunis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months, currently on a 16 month streak!
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MilkInBag: what
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh god it's Lotiony Pete!
Wodar9: The OILED MAN was drenched in oil
PhorrestGaze: no bump
plummeting_sloth: so, why not the burning man instead of the burned man. The oil doen't sound like the bad part
NazakYuzak: bumped
TheMoatman: So don't WALK INTO HIM
MilkInBag: but it's a spirit, you cant bump into it
Wodar9: That feels a bit redundant
Ferisar: dude i bumped into the oiled man on the way home
Tangsm: Respect the personal space of the ghost.
Erudite_Cynic: NO BUMP THE GREASYBOY
theonlyangelx: pwease no bumpy
tuckamanian: you must have bumped into him
malexus101: sure, so you get drenched in oil and burnt but the ghost is oiled and not scorched?
mtvcdm: As long as I don't use my ca--
BrieBeau: the oiled man = every man bodybuilder
Megaparsec256: go to the candle?
itsr67: we broke it
Gizmoloid: Go to candle?
Inquisitor_Xian: This game is Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutts
Wodar9: Time to play the REST of the game like this!
Jake_the_guy: ? game ?
TheMoatman: I don't know if it's coded well enough for you to die
MilkInBag: we live here now
Tangsm: Can we be dead now?
n_45: that is a very spooky mechanic
redmagegizmo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 6 months!
redmagegizmo: Here's some good vibes for my favorite boys. So they can slog through this bad game. Shout outs to the Oiled Man.
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randomino5: GOTY
tuckamanian: Get your jiggle on
ritchards: bring the camera up to stun them?
Ferisar: well this is video games
mtvcdm: We get got in the middle of saying 'as long as we don't use our camera', while not using our camera.
zed_alpha: Game.
Pteraspidomorphi: Can you go to the circle?
Pteraspidomorphi: Guess not
Diabore: !gamebad
TheMoatman: You know I was joking but it seems like that's actually right
Papperslappen: Jiggled by the oiled man
malexus101: Ben Ulmer : A- repeller
NimrodXIV: lrrCOW
Erudite_Cynic: he is greasing you up
tuckamanian: Yeah is this the GOTY addition?
MilkInBag: it sounds lewd
itsr67: o i l e d m a n
GlennSeto: Wow, this is worse than the movie and that one fucking honked.
theonlyangelx: :3 lewd!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: gameplay!
TheMoatman: Please do not fill boys with *any* men
itsr67: Dare I say, Lubed up Larry?
tytycoon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
tytycoon: My wife and I love this stream! Thanks Ben and Adam!
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XprotoformX: The Oil Man and the Sea
theonlyangelx: theonl45Ahegao theonl45Ahegao theonl45Ahegao
NazakYuzak: please???
Drathak: We oily boys now
Ferisar: get the fuck up samurai, we got a city to oil
FlannelShirtEnthusist: lrrSPOOP
GlennSeto: @LoadingReadyRun Can you set the oiled man on fire with your matches?
Erudite_Cynic: hair that is always wet? is that you ROMAN REIGNS?!?
edgeyberzerker: Oiled Man for the Autumnal rumble!
Rhynerd: Listen to Boneathan when it comes to filling boys with oiled men: CONTINOUS
Issurru: LUL @Ferisar
Brok3nGol3m: science!
Himyul: I'm going mad. I saw the game you guys are playing and my brain translated it as "The 9th Grade". I thought, "that checks out as a horrifying setting, this should be interesting."
Issurru: LUL
FlannelShirtEnthusist: "you'll regret this. OKay byeeeee"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I don't understand why so many ghost mythologies think dead people are super dumb and need to be led to the afterlife all the time. Just because you're dead doesn't mean you lose your sense of direction.
theonlyangelx: I happen to like you guys.
Inquisitor_Xian: what's goin on with the screen rippling? or is that just a buffering theing on my end
randomino5: oil's well that ends well
Papperslappen: Ahh, good ol spoops and self deprecation
Ferisar: i'm up for random oiling
ushiikun: Have we found the keys?
TheMoatman: It might just be random encounters
tuckamanian: that is reality ripping not the screen
shimdogwastaken: head there may be keys
theonlyangelx: screen is a little gassy.
Juliamon: It's the worst vsync imaginable
plummeting_sloth: it's adorable that the creator thought people would want to be able to replay this
SlyTQ: that door says look at
SlyTQ: something
Issurru: how is leg
randomino5: leg means vault over cover
Ferisar: captain morgan your leg on the back of the couch
Ferisar: give a speech
zed_alpha: Leg. Leg? Leg. Leg! Leg. Leg. Leg, leg, leg, Leg leg Leg!
Erudite_Cynic: this lady drives like an 80s stationwagon
theonlyangelx: oh yeah, right... I hate spooky games. even bad spoops spoop me
Adanufgail47 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
Adanufgail47: I'll catch you on the VOD, but wanted to say hey to two awesome dudes playing a very MEH looking game. You guys rock.
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plummeting_sloth: I'll give the game this... decent battery on that phone
Jake_the_guy: spoopy sounds get me
Issurru: hey mannequin stop pannequin OpieOP
ghostvalv: getting winded carrying that doll
tehcrashxor: And not just the manikin, but the womanikin and childrenikin too!
TheMoatman: Wow I haven't thought of that song in a long time
churn16: Good evening. I watch you two all the time. You make me laugh continuously. Love you Adam as always
Erudite_Cynic: 9
Himyul: chevron 2, locked in
mtvcdm: 9, I should think
Issurru: adam with the golden oldies LUL
theonlyangelx: what if... we are the dead girl
theonlyangelx: all along.
mac___tonight: it's all a play
HesGotNoPants: it's been trying to secretly resurrect watch and play
plummeting_sloth: so each doll is a key. Which means this game has 8 or 9 keys. What a ripoff! This games should have no fewer than 30 keys!
mtvcdm: Wait.... we have a map.... and it doesn't tell us where on the map we are.
MilkInBag: LUL
malexus101: so, when does "Dolls are the new keys" gets on Netflix?
Ferisar: oh that tearing looks intentional
BrieBeau: lol
Issurru: the gates were the friends you made along the way Kappa
Ukon_vasara: gate? ... well i feel dumb, i read the 9th Grade LUL
Ferisar: looks annoying as fuck though
tytycoon: my wife says this seems like we're summoning a demon. are we the bad guy?
mtvcdm: That's definitely a design choice by the dev.
randomino5: LUL
Wodar9: OMG that was amazing
mtvcdm: The dev is deliberately tearing the screen.
Tangsm: You put the match in your teeth.
Wodar9: make sure to get the match right
Ferisar: put the match into the headphone slot and then do it
randomino5: same way you hold the doll
MungoDude: got two right hands and three left
YawnLance: @Ukon_vasara I mean, this certainly lines up with my experiences of 9th grade
theonlyangelx: we got wobbly legs cause we're a ghost
SlyTQ: thank god
GlennSeto: Break?
SlyTQ: i wanted to throw up
Erudite_Cynic: send it to the Watch and Play!
malexus101: ^
El_Funko: Sucks to suck
zed_alpha: dear christ my eyes hurt
StillAnEmoKid: Its for the best honestly haha
MungoDude: see you on watch and play, 9th gate
redmagegizmo: goodbye Oiled Man
itsr67: but my oily boi
plummeting_sloth: 2 gates at best. MAYBE 3. 3 tops
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: yeah. i had to watch chat instead of thegame to avoid motion sickness
TheMoatman: WITCH HUNT
theneatestburrito: Ninth Gate, more like No Thanks?
FoxFyr: 9TH gate... more like "not great"....
snowcookies: witch hunt!
BrieBeau: they walk like ZOIDBERG
Himyul: meaty ogre! oh boy!
thraximore: which hunt?
plummeting_sloth: Suffer not the Witch to Live!
tehcrashxor: Which hunt? That hunt!
NazakYuzak: ooo witch hunt is real good
theonlyangelx: coffee time for me, have a good spoops frends!
tytycoon: bye ninth gate
Pal_Friendpatine: So the phone said 1:00 then you exited and came back and it said 2:00, interesting
Erudite_Cynic: Which hunt?
ghostvalv: witchhunt? that hunt!
TheMoatman: Oh right Adam, since you didn't watch E3, they're making a Blair Witch game
zed_alpha: cheer100 I don't know about any of y'all, but I think this week's Watch + Nope is going swimmingly so far
jujujanie: How much was that game?
Xiff_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
Xiff_: Time for a good ol' fashion witch hunt?
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Issurru: which hunt is adam on Kappa
Papperslappen: swosh
Tangsm: Be vewy vewy quiet...
weff47: I mean, hopefully hunting witches wouldn't be too hard to interpret
ritchards: Play in Russian!
Saintnex: Hey, just started watching,did we beat layers of fear 2?
weff47: put it in Prezzi
malexus101: Oh thank you game, I feel a little unrepresented
Erudite_Cynic: TOP Hardware
tytycoon: that's okay this isn't a real let's nope stream until Adam says this game sucks
WolfgangCloud: Russian your way into this scary mess?
NazakYuzak: warning: this game is difficult lol
theonlyangelx: this is Bottom Hardware Erasure
XprotoformX: we spared no expense ;)
plummeting_sloth: strong start. STRONG start
Megaparsec256: Your horse is the smart one here.
frozenphoenix7: Hey, this sounds like every edgy Paladin backstory I've ever read
itsr67: this is just a plot to a seasonal anime
plummeting_sloth: and that man... was JC... John Cena
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "when demons slaughtered my family" wow okay that's a hell of a way to start off
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "we went to Spokane, where even demons don't want to go."
mtvcdm: This plot though
justwhatever_idk: a small town called Los Angeles, we took the 405
Ferisar: big big BIG
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wandering Monster!
Pteraspidomorphi: Awesome writing
Ferisar: and i mean
mtvcdm: and I mean BIG big
randomino5: press f to pay respects for the old man
SolarJudas: Is this...Darkest Dungeon?
Jigokuro: Horse? What era is this?
silvalunae: wait did we finally finish layers
theonlyangelx: roll on the random encounter table
Alahmnat: are we playing a Winchester?
GlennSeto: Sure would have been nice to see that event with the horse.
SquareDotCube: "Turns out we were actually in Issaquah"
Ruryk: speedy boi
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: zoomies!
plummeting_sloth: hey, it's not sickening
plummeting_sloth: well done
Saintnex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months, currently on a 62 month streak!
Saintnex: its... so... ARTSY!
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MadAran87: What year is it? >_>
AdamYMHMI: Just hanging out outside of town
korvys: BEN
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Ben
Erudite_Cynic: FOUND THE WITCH
Rhynerd: Oh, this game! I’ve seen it in action before!
GlennSeto: Mondays, amirte?
Himyul: some people just need to cut loose LUL
Gekyouryuu: I thought James had a whole TREE for that?
snowcookies: mooo
plummeting_sloth: good ol shufflecows
sing_o_muse: I think I saw this on Watch + Play, I think it was Walden Something Something Werewolf Something
SlyTQ: CHICKENS
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yup, that's a cow alright
BrieBeau: @himyul omg
snowcookies: cluck cluck
SlyTQ: buck buck buck
El_Funko: Look at all those CHICKENS
randomino5: whoever made those cows have never seen any animal of any kind before
Megaparsec256: you can chase the chickens. good gameplay
MilkInBag: chickens of fear
malexus101: Can you pet the chicken?
itsr67: skills?!?
steampunkjesus: CHIMKENS
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BusTed: \ 🐔 /
Ferisar: i use sense on the darkness
e_bloc: Pride134 I take my horse to the old town nope
randomino5: LUL
BrieBeau: LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS
WolfgangCloud: Look at all these Chickens!!
circusofkirkus: that's so far
TheMoatman: About five
NightValien28: its half a kilometer
Issurru: over 1500feet
plummeting_sloth: sense darkness all the way down to the harbor
MungoDude: 5 rugby fields
malexus101: well the diameter is a whole Km
Ferisar: mana?
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Cus we're awesome?
Rhynerd: We’ve got a rifle, a pistol, and a sword
frozenphoenix7: "Uhhhhh, EXCUSE ME DM, My innate Dark Sense lets me now that the demon is in the tavern"
Lmerquise: you are lke a clock and can tell when the night is coming
Erudite_Cynic: OH LAWD not the DARKNESS AGAIN
plummeting_sloth: wait, do we have guns?
justwhatever_idk: classic compensation, they mean centimeters
zed_alpha: "I sense evil!"
zed_alpha: Where.
theneatestburrito: *slaps roof of darkness sense* This radius can fit so much darkness.
zed_alpha: "Within 500 meters!"
VeinNetwork: all these chickens, evil
Rhynerd: Bexause there’s a lot of land to traverse and flying monsters
Drathak: Our only lockpick acidtoOh
zed_alpha: Yeah, but where.
SquareDotCube: forget witches, become the world's greatest demon hunting sniper
sing_o_muse: we sanic now
zed_alpha: "Within 500 meters!"
TheMoatman: I mean that might be why it's 500 meters
TheWriterAleph: gotta go fast
StillAnEmoKid: Character has the zooms
plummeting_sloth: this is doom fast
El_Funko: This is some Quake 3 Arena runspeed
TheMoatman: You run at 100 meters per second
Himyul: That's 785000 square meters of area you can detect
randomino5: the protagonist is definitely running with his arms behind him Naruto-style
itsr67: ????
WolfgangCloud: GLowstone?
MilkInBag: alien light poop
eric_christian_berg: Achievement: Zoomies!
martiangoblin: one city block is about 200m in manhattan
TheMoatman: FUCK THAT
malexus101: I too have some issues get up on Mondays tbj
mtvcdm: Saving costs *mana*?
circusofkirkus: well, fuck saving
sing_o_muse: it's the quivering all over again
chrisvonclause: Indignant Adam is best Adam hands down
Drathak: I need that mana for spells, damn game
justwhatever_idk: adam scared me more than the game
itsr67: vroooom
orbitaltuna: you walk that fast cuz 500 meters
frozenphoenix7: I only regenerate 40 mana over a long rest, geez
GlennSeto: *Green Hill music*
korvys: Do you have stamina?
MilkInBag: THAT MOUTH
TheMoatman: Oh my god what if they fucked the scale up
MilkInBag: CURSED
Drathak: Oh my god
Diabore: this man has no neck
silvalunae: oh god that mouth
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: where is his neck?
TheMoatman: He has no neck
MadAran87: That is a potato.
plummeting_sloth: oh no, the witch stole his neck!
Ukon_vasara: no, we're looking for jesus
Erudite_Cynic: JEEBUS
aquinas_0: the neck it is missing
randomino5: Actually semi-competent voice acting PogChamp
itsr67: yeeeEEEESSS
El_Funko: Those lips tho
Himyul: it's a WITCH!
weff47: he has no neck
sing_o_muse: why does he have no nck?
steampunkjesus: WHERE'S YOUR NECK
mtvcdm: This unknown soul was killed by a terrible beast.
TheWriterAleph: oh my god it's a wee mahn
Inquisitor_Xian: BLOODBORNE REFERENCE?!?!
YawnLance: What is his mouth doing?...
WolfgangCloud: WHERE IS HIS NECK?
e_bloc: lots of emotion in that voice
Tangsm: He is an expert at removing necks.
aquinas_0: scoliosis?
Pteraspidomorphi: Does he just stand really still
Alahmnat: did he move from the Jane Austen MMO?
Baldrash: the JUKES/
Ferisar: LOL
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: homie looks like a lineman
PhorrestGaze: he had it surgically removed
Ferisar: "i know this book by heart"
randomino5: It's the Koran
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: beefy boy
plummeting_sloth: it's not the bible, it's Harry Potter
Megaparsec256: But which version of the bible tho?
Ferisar: this fucking paladin
MungoDude: psalm 23 pls
randomino5: nailed it
aquinas_0: was that a glowing death rock?
Tangsm: "Ask me a bible. Do it you coward."
korvys: Well, 1, or 3
mac___tonight: it's the 2nd edition player's handbook
Alahmnat: but is it in Latin?
malexus101: Deuteronomy 7.23?
shimdogwastaken: got the zoomies
justwhatever_idk: oh you love god? name your three favorite apostles
randomino5: "As a result, it has become clear throughout the whole palace guard[a] and to everyone else that I am in chains for Christ."
Issurru: genesis 4:20 Kappa
aquinas_0: bounty hunter license?
MrQBear: wait
Ferisar: ??? he is a paladin
zed_alpha: cheer100 Anyone else humming Entrance of the Gladiators almost at the top of their lungs right now?
Pteraspidomorphi: 150 meters!
MrQBear: is this still the 9th gate?
TheMoatman: They give you the first cross for fee to get you hooked
eric_christian_berg: Yes, buy dodgy hunting gear from the random bloke in the alley.
rasterscan: Wait, crucifix trip mine?
MrQBear: I just got back
plummeting_sloth: also, that guys clothes were super weird. He had a late 19th century upper body and a late 18th century lower body
mtvcdm: Want a crucifix, kid? First one's free.
Himyul: Phil 1:13 So that my bonds in Christ are manifest in all the palace, and in all other places; (NASB)
itsr67: not a horror game but cool
Rhynerd: First Crucifix’s free
plummeting_sloth: We gave up wearing breeches people!
SquareDotCube: Why the Dutch architecture? All the way out here?
frozenphoenix7: Ah yes, master of picking locks, still worse than a coin flip
MungoDude: current level is 30%, 45 is a good upgrade
El_Funko: Find the thieves guild by stealing
PhorrestGaze: he's just sleepy
BrieBeau: Crucifix radius is ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY METERS
zed_alpha: This is him. Jim Trade.
Lmerquise: nah its just sleeping
Himyul: whoops, that was KJV. Why KVJ? DansGame
zed_alpha: Son of Geoff Trade.
ancientspark: Hey, sometimes you need something to eat on the road
randomino5: Hey how much for the entire sleeping lamb
SlyTQ: wait does the horse follo you too!?!?
ancientspark: Just bring a lamb
Diabore: this game is great
plummeting_sloth: Well, Jesus is the Lamb of God, so you can have an extra lamb and it's good
Twilight_Spark: Wooloo for trade!
SlyTQ: no okay weird lol
Himyul: our horse got hoarse
frozenphoenix7: No, our horse ran off in the woods and has likely been eaten by wolves
silvalunae: why doesn't it have cam's face tho
SquareDotCube: *exhausted rawr*
VoyRising: Oh my. That facial animation.
randomino5: you'd be tripping over that bear rug all the time
rasterscan: Voices aren't that bad, surprisingly.
Erudite_Cynic: I need money old man
eric_christian_berg: Eternal? Wait, they're immortal?
plummeting_sloth: why is everyone in breeches!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "our eternal gratitude" so they're paying us in exposure.
Saintnex: why does no one have necks!?
I_Am_Clockwork: why do none of these men have necks!
BrindleBoar: necks are heavily taxed here
I_Am_Clockwork: @Saintnex I'm glad I'm not the only one
eric_christian_berg: Look, it's not Neckville.
MilkInBag: doggo D:
Twilight_Spark: The undead are just necks. No other body parts.
plummeting_sloth: pants were a settled thing by now!
SquareDotCube: The witch has stolen everyone's necks!
Papperslappen: awoooo
randomino5: monkaS
Issurru: god bless us every one Kappa
Erudite_Cynic: wait is 500m a RELEVENT STAT?
zed_alpha: that way wolf
TheMoatman: Okay so if we're at Bellville then that means that we're about to get Yuna back in our party
malexus101: where wolf?
Issurru: UwUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
MungoDude: there wolf!
GlennSeto: Loot that corpse!
mac___tonight: awoooowooloo
ushiikun: Had to put my kid to sleep just as Adam started reading, is this turning out good?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: is this the same game we were playing BTW? If not, what have we switched to?
gawag_: I cant tell if this game is set in the 19th century or the 9th ward
wildpeaks: Can’t get bitten by vampires if you don’t have necks, the big brain play there
AGiantRoach: that how scared my cat
steampunkjesus: galaxy brain tbh
Rioxcon: It was a bird overhead
BrindleBoar: this village has a serious corpse surplus
GlennSeto: I feel, this would have been kind of a neat game around the time Deus Ex was new?
Erudite_Cynic: nirnroot?
plummeting_sloth: can't get our breeches wet, apparently
RealGamerCow: fairy shitting
eric_christian_berg: It
WolfgangCloud: Sounds like a Nirnroot from skyrim
MungoDude: is it the garden?
eric_christian_berg: It's the sound of EEEEVIL
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: maybe its your spookie sense or whatever it was called
plummeting_sloth: did Johnny Trade have lockpicks?
Papperslappen: It sounds like a fortnite treasure
wildpeaks: Spooky
plummeting_sloth: hahaha
MilkInBag: of course
Ferisar: ficl
BusTed: Uh huh.
Diabore: ANGEL BLOOD
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh my GOD this was written by a 14-year-old during math class wasn't it
BrindleBoar: but it's actually the blood of a demon!
Issurru: jf
eric_christian_berg: Aasimar confirmed.
sing_o_muse: wow this is some real OC backstory
Tisme_: i mean why else would it be
NightValien28: omg
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: its how you know the bible already
wildpeaks: Lockpicks, the other type of key
Baldrash: Fuck you Terrance.
Ferisar: this aasimar in God's america
justwhatever_idk: "everyone always says this"
Jigokuro: rooKek
ghostvalv: fanfic level achieved
frozenphoenix7: This is a shitty D&D backstory through and through, jesus
mac___tonight: half baked 8th grade fanfic
plummeting_sloth: this is your backstory in Cameron's campaigh, right adam?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean technically there is a sorceror bloodline with angelic origins but....
randomino5: Uhh I'm gonna need you to show me where you paid advantage points for that
thraximore: I love it
Twilight_Spark: 500m seems like a pretty long range. Is that even really that useful?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: found your hourse
zed_alpha: I love how the dude's hand takes up more than half the screen when you're aiming down the iron sights.
Megaparsec256: What, no sword? What kinda paladin is this?
GlennSeto: Fucking aasimar players.
bv310: This character is so amazingly "OC DO NOT STEAL" and I love it
mtvcdm: Press E to pay inspects
Questhere: oh no, charlie
MungoDude: rode Bella to Bellville
Akaiatana: Don't talk to me or my gun ever again!
Rhynerd: This is somebody’d Edgy Oath Of Vengeance Aasimar Paladin
HesGotNoPants: then you don't have the balls to just shoot a tree
MilkInBag: lembas
zed_alpha: lembas
randomino5: See that mountain? You can't go there.
MilkInBag: OpieOP
Laserbeaks_Fury: Lambda Bread
SydPreviouslyHeadache: if they hadn't emptied bella, they would have froze in the cold winter of hoth
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ooo silver bullets? we hunting werewolves?
Dog_of_Myth: Let's do a blood test to be sure. It could be Syphilis
plummeting_sloth: WHY DO WE HAVE A CUTLASS ARE WE A PIRATE
Ukon_vasara: ah yes, llama's bread
monakai: gottem
Ferisar: saltzpyre, is that you
ushiikun: Do you have Smite Evil?
I_Am_Clockwork: those good good Morrowind melee animations
MilkInBag: HAHAHHAHA
SlyTQ: omfg
Tisme_: christ
Ferisar: rofl
circusofkirkus: hahahaha
randomino5: WutFace
JasoMan1st007: hahahaha
mtvcdm: Holy hell
SlyTQ: THATY GOT ME
zed_alpha: NICE
BrindleBoar: should have listened to Adam
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: always trust Adam's gamer sense.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rofl
BusTed: Adam had the gamer sense.
MilkInBag: i fucking jumped
MrQBear: that got me
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: OOO that got me
RealGamerCow: HOSHITY
mac___tonight: SPAGHETT
zed_alpha: Okay, that actually got me
ushiikun: christ
BlindProphet32: that was not ok
GlennSeto: XD
Papperslappen: gotem
ghostvalv: gottem
frozenphoenix7: Christ
MungoDude: oh fuck is right
SquareDotCube: GAMER SENSE
wildpeaks: Cutlass any% run
YawnLance: I got got
VeinNetwork: FUCK
melodiifrost: you got 11 gold
MilkInBag: SHA SHA SHA
StillAnEmoKid: Jesus everything is fast!
thraximore: holy moly
itsr67: that really got me
I_Am_Clockwork: "Excuse me ma..." RAWR
melodiifrost: chaching
StillAnEmoKid: That got mr good
mtvcdm: Yowie wowie
MilkInBag: everything has the zoomies
bv310: I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. Good work game,, you got me
incredulouspasserby: welcome to let's nope, where you get a jump scare within 10 seconds of turning on the stream
malexus101: since when do the sabre kill zombies easily?
Rioxcon: It is nice and bright though so it has that going for it
Diabore: WHAT HAPPENED TO SENSING EVIL BEINGS
MilkInBag: that was UNFUN
randomino5: You don't have stamina because some people say you have the blood of angels
MrQBear: maybe zombies aren't evil. ' <'
ushiikun: It's just a bonus to saves
MungoDude: this game has acutal spoops, big step up from the last couple
thraximore: who needs horses when you're this fast?
Erudite_Cynic: what would a horse have done for you?
Akaiatana: It said 500 meters
Tangsm: The blood of angels really didn't help you there.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam can sense jumpscares from 500 meters away. People say it's because the blood of a pro gamer runs through his veins.
BrindleBoar: Diabore it's just binary, not directional
Pteraspidomorphi: They said you sense powerful monsters, that one was probably crappy
TheMoatman: Is "blood of an angels" a euphemism for cocaine?
plummeting_sloth: let's retire rich
BlindProphet32: You only sense at 500 meters
Himyul: what happens if you drink? Do you have the blood of alcohol running through your veins?
malexus101: not all zombois are evil
Gekyouryuu: you can sense 500 meters away. that was LESS than 500 meters, so you stopped sensing it
eric_christian_berg: It's not within 500 meters, it is EXACTLY 500 meters.
TheMoatman: *an angel
itsr67: 500 meters or milimeters?
MaverickArtist: clip of the day lrrSPOOP
plummeting_sloth: hehe, yeah, you can only sense evil at EXACTLY 500 meters
MilkInBag: ok
sing_o_muse: Angel was the stripper our dad sexed
frozenphoenix7: Remember Adam, no zombie is ever truly good, no zombie is ever truly evil
plummeting_sloth: it's a pretty shit skill
mac___tonight: hello?
Rioxcon: it took all your mana
ky0dar: hey ben, have you seen the new doggo pokemon?
randomino5: shoot the darkness?
zed_alpha: why didn't you sense it, Ben?!
thraximore: miasma
Erudite_Cynic: I attack the darkness
RealGamerCow: I attack the darkness!
BrindleBoar: I cast magic missile at the darkness!
Juliamon: ky0dar he has
MungoDude: maybe that's what your sense does?
BrieBeau: "You almost died." - Adam Savidan
ky0dar: tnx Juliamon.
Rhynerd: Magic trap?
BusTed: Mosaic lamb.
ushiikun: saving is for people who plan to come back to a game and finish it.
Himyul: fighting polygon lamb
mtvcdm: That lamb has seen some stuff.
plummeting_sloth: ah, the Scottish Poly Lamb. Good eating on those
mac___tonight: killed so hard your skin turns geometric
AGiantRoach: Ohhhh darkness darkness darkness again
inaudibledaisy: whats the story to this game? do we know?
BrieBeau: Oops! Polygons
BrindleBoar: whooshing noises are the real source of your power
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam can sense videogame bullshit from 500 meters away. People say it's because the blood of a pro esports gamer runs through his veins.
Himyul: I sense darkness!
tehcrashxor: Pet the dog! Pet the dog! Pet the dog!
MilkInBag: poof, smoke
Ferisar: this paladin has the no recoil feat
GlennSeto: Love the realistic reload.
plummeting_sloth: load, THEN prime
Ferisar: he's ready
mtvcdm: It went away
bv310: That reload animation though
plummeting_sloth: you're gonna shoot your hand off!
randomino5: it made an I Got Hit sound...
tehcrashxor: Pet the dog!
ushiikun: That thing is a blunderbus, it is probably 100 yards away.
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun The reloading sound is the same noise as the Crapshot noise!
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Try jumping.
Pteraspidomorphi: Our old friend herb
itsr67: fuckin nirnroot
Tangsm: Get back to the village, "Hey, did you see my dog while you were out there?"
Himyul: why does the healing plant make a staplegun sound?
rasterscan: !badadvice
LRRbot: Split the party.
TheMoatman: It's also the same noise used in Always Sunny
Saintnex: honestly, whats our goal?
WolfgangCloud: !goodadvice
Splosion: the ninth gate is the first window
Jigokuro: I'm playing that PoE league right now! lrrHappy
Jigokuro: lrrAWESOME
mac___tonight: snek
randomino5: D: PETA
bekuehling: gabyViper
Rioxcon: Q
eric_christian_berg: Q
rasterscan: Q to map
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a Snake in my booth
itsr67: evil sight
WolfgangCloud: This is SpoopRim
itsr67: I love this game
BrindleBoar: map is Q? what kind of animal made this game
inaudibledaisy: Ahh, q, for Qmap
KeirenH: what is game
HesGotNoPants: Ben failed snake dad 101
KeirenH: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: The 9th Gate
MilkInBag: from the sheep
Ukon_vasara: same, takin the new PoE league reaaaal slow, still no idea how to really do that game
ushiikun: Can we see what V looks like?
LegionofLashes: Healthy!
plummeting_sloth: see if Johnny Trade has lockpicks
Jake_the_guy: I hate when games make a pet animal a villan/enemy. as someone with pet rats lots of rpgs hurt my heart
BrindleBoar: Ukon_vasara just use Cyclone Kappa
SlyTQ: that font
Rioxcon: Do you think the doctor can heal mana?
randomino5: fap travel
Tangsm: "I will give you 10 lockpicks if you return my dog to me."
aquinas_0: was that scream the game
inaudibledaisy: the animal noises are p good, small pit of spook
MilkInBag: cAbIn
SlyTQ: yeah it was aa crow
Mivair: Did we give up on Layers of Fear 2
e_bloc: medium-fast travel
aquinas_0: because it sounded like my small upstairs
Ukon_vasara: @BrindleBoar i dun wanna diemToxic
Mysticman89: the key is to whip the player regularly, to make sure they know who is in charge.
itsr67: neat minecraft mod
CrazymattCaptain: orb
GlennSeto: Like the car Homer Simpson designed?
WolfgangCloud: Buy them from the ShopKeep
e_bloc: it's a stone that glows
Akaiatana: Calling it now, glowstone is flashlight
rasterscan: This really reminds me of something Alex said back in W+P. If this was your end of year project in your game design course, I'd give you an A. But sellable... not so much.
ghostvalv: turns out glow stick
plummeting_sloth: does trade bro have lockpicks?
bv310: Adam, your game might be bad, but the footsies would be impeccable
incredulouspasserby: It's nirnroot!
Laserbeaks_Fury: HEY! LISTEN!
bv310: Nirnroot
wildpeaks: A shiny rock
dsavillian: what was that herb from elderscrolls...
itsr67: hey HEY pills here
Chaos_Slime: Save for the bounty hunter license
plummeting_sloth: yes please
MilkInBag: you yell YEET
BusTed: rawr
Akaiatana: Plant: "HEY ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T HAVE TINNITUS"
Mivair: Neat skyrim mod
plummeting_sloth: Fos Ra Get the hell out
BrindleBoar: literally assetflip musket skyrim
Ferisar: gets hit "ow" gets hit "ow" gets hit" FUCK OFF"
AtomicAlchemical: You are... the Angelborn
weff47: The healing plants are Nirnroot
frozenphoenix7: Master of lockpicks, still not better than a coin flip
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: you restart the game?
justwhatever_idk: how do you get a book on faster reloading. how is that book not just saying "reload but better"
Pteraspidomorphi: Sleep?
plummeting_sloth: sadly, that first chest was full of lock picks so you're bricked
itsr67: angel born fus ro Hallelujah
Erudite_Cynic: @LoadingReadyRun FYI you are still set as the 9th gate
Akaiatana: You can restore your mana from Adria, the Witch, across the river
wildpeaks: Lockpick seller, I need your strongest lockpick
Tangsm: So do you know the whole bible because of the angel blood, too? Is that just an angel thing?
SlyTQ: there are about 20-25 lockpicks in game
SlyTQ: lmfao
tytycoon: bounty hunter licence? why do we need that?
Electrodyne: psspsspss can't kill me
Mivair: Time For Die
loulou2222: It's a 1 km radius!
bv310: A 1-kilometre diameter circle
loulou2222: err, diameter
Saintnex: This game is in serious need of a tutorial or tips system
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flamingspidernado: the spoops!
eric_christian_berg: They are scattered in the woods and are impossible to see.
tytycoon: wait the game is called witch hunt but the witch works with us to get mana?
Ferisar: wait, is the "creature is within 500 meters" indicator at the top left just a fucking big foot icon
erloas: well it means you're going to get the notice long before you will be really close (assuming a meter actually means that in-game)
Akaiatana: You CAN softlock yourself, but there's a 30% chance to pick that problem
GlennSeto: Well, at least the camera is not making us sick.
Electrodyne: I dig the colonial era heartbeat monitor
Megaparsec256: Lockpicks! 70% worse than keys!
senshi5609: you guys looking forward to the Blair Witch Game?
Ferisar: that's literally just big foot
ritchards: I would not be surprised to find out you could get to the game console and cheat stuff in
weff47: Would you rather be looking for lockpicks or for keys?
itsr67: "I need mana."
mac___tonight: you must construct additional pylons
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh my god. CNN tweeted an article about the discovery of the buried impactor in the moon's South Pole basin and the entire thread responding to it is Destiny jokes. God help the poor intern who has to sort through it all.
Saintnex: game, how do we get more mana!?!
Pteraspidomorphi: Akaiatana was saying you can get mana from a witch by the river
eric_christian_berg: Aasimar needs mana badly!
BrindleBoar: weff47 fuses
Mysticman89: the layer of fear people are making blair witch
Mysticman89: bloober team
Akaiatana: @Pteraspidomorphi that was a Diablo joke, they both play
GlennSeto: Has the Let's Nope ever tackled a Silent Hill?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, ok
Pteraspidomorphi: You sounded like you have played this before
SlyTQ: oh Ben, i want you rto know incase you run into onw, there are spider monsters.
plummeting_sloth: do like pubg... fire off a round to draw them to you
VoidSpinner: Sub ocean or bust!
SlyTQ: thought you'd like a warning
RedHelveticaCake: I think Silent Hill is kind if heavy for Let's Nope?
Gizmoloid: The game is withing 500 meters from you :)
frozenphoenix7: Developer, you seem to have forgotten to put gameplay in your game
FlannelShirtEnthusist: I legitimatly LOVE fight spiders in games I don't know why
Rioxcon: you left the monster range for a second so you are on the edge of the circle
MilkInBag: it's so funny how adam hates the word gamer
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: G A M E R Z
FlannelShirtEnthusist: fighting*
HesGotNoPants: spiders and mouth less screamers just for you ben
GlennSeto: This open world is almost as empty as an Ubisoft game.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Alex did some of SH3 some years ago
TheMoatman: Same
eric_christian_berg: The monster is back at the town, killing everyone.
Mysticman89: I've started farcry 3 finally, and I'm spending sooo much time wandering around and not doing the actual main quests.
Rioxcon: does it have cash on it
Erudite_Cynic: BLAT BLAT
TheMoatman: Or I do all the sidequests and then I'm so overpowered the main quest is too easy
GlennSeto: NOM
innovativemethods: The heck is a healing egg
BrieBeau: I was super just yesterday yapping about open world games! I like structured story.
MilkInBag: i would NEVER put that in my mouth
Despoiler98: of COURSE IT IS
erloas: lost his marbles
sing_o_muse: we kill the mom and eat the babies!
circusofkirkus: CONSUME
wildpeaks: Maybe we’re the ghost haunting the woods
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: but does it heal mana?
RedHelveticaCake: can you shoot the egg?
plummeting_sloth: Grrrrr stop priming before you load, game! That's no how you musket!
FlannelShirtEnthusist: I was about to say this game was starting to sell me, but then I saw the spider model
itomeshi: I get the distinct feeling this AAA title has a couple bugs.
BrindleBoar: that run animation tho
randomino5: owned
eric_christian_berg: Now lick up that mana.
Tangsm: Double tap.
plummeting_sloth: hey, you got mana back
Dog_of_Myth: LEWD
Diabore: dollar dollar bills yal
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just pick up gold on the web Kappa
WolfgangCloud: Headshot!
itsr67: headshot
itomeshi: No scope!
BrindleBoar: Just like in real life, you get mana for murder.
jadedcynic: that reload animation is accurate for a muzzle-loader...just kinda quick (a skilled musketeer would take about 15sec to reload)
I_Am_Clockwork: rip oiled man
Saintnex: so, is there a overall goal to this game or are we just running around shooting every thing that moves?
Despoiler98: danger NOODLE
orbitaltuna: Slick guy
plummeting_sloth: gameplay!
Mivair: Lockpicks: 4/25
itsr67: fuck yeah 4 lockpicks
Megaparsec256: I guess you should go back the way you came, since you're not in danger radius anymore.
Erudite_Cynic: where is the healthbar?
circusofkirkus: time to go find the healing egg
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm waiting for you to see through the monsters eyes and it's behind you, looking at you
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Diabore: i mean, mastery only puts it up to 45
Rhynerd: Time to find the health egg?
plummeting_sloth: nice
Erudite_Cynic: NICE
BrindleBoar: Nice.
VoidSpinner: nice
randomino5: nice
Tisme_: Nice
MungoDude: nice
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: niiiiice
BrieBeau: nice
bv310: nice
itsr67: nice
Electrodyne: nice
CrazymattCaptain: how many locks and how many picks are there in this?
itsr67: can't wait to break all these lockpics
I_Am_Clockwork: the concept of this game seems to be "The witcher, but in the old west" ??
SquareDotCube: Does the plant take a photo of us?
Drathak: The dragonborn?! is that you?
TheMoatman: Wait is this *just* a skyrim mod
Erudite_Cynic: Hunt: Showdown?
sing_o_muse: witcher in the old west sounds cool though
HesGotNoPants: for loadingreadyrun SummerSlam spoopifer versus oiled man winner is the new mascot of let's nope
Laserbeaks_Fury: Witcher in the old West is pretty much Jonah Hex
plummeting_sloth: it's not the old west. The costuming and housing styles and firearms models are completely temporally disjointed!
BrieBeau: you gotta case of the zoomies and it's a lot
itsr67: guhguhguh ghost?
BrindleBoar: shoot dat spoop
Despoiler98: ghosts can be killed with bullets right?
FlannelShirtEnthusist: If it were a skyrim mod then at least the functional fire arms would be impressive
Saintnex: uhh
itsr67: this ghost is gonna kill you
plummeting_sloth: Grrr!
MungoDude: will o' wisp?
Diabore: speedy speed ghost
bv310: Welp, nothing's ever gone wrong following a sprinting ghost before
plummeting_sloth: piss off, ghost!
thraximore: Wisps are seldom friendly....
Ferisar: "i think it wants me to follow" ghost: "please stop"
Despoiler98: where the shit is it taking you
RealGamerCow: It just yeets you off a cliff
TheMoatman: Yes
Erudite_Cynic: YEP
I_Am_Clockwork: Yes
TheMandrew: yes
wildpeaks: Ghost timmy fell into the well ?
itsr67: yep
StillAnEmoKid: YES
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: YES
sing_o_muse: @LoadingReadyRun they did PSO2 on xbox
plummeting_sloth: PSO remastered, yeah
edgeyberzerker: Phantasy Star online 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: yes PSO2 getting a western release
Gekyouryuu: yeah, PSO2 coming to the west
EvilBadman: we changed the Seachats discord channel name
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: PSO2, xbox, free to play
edgeyberzerker: and it's free i believe
Riandisa: Yes PSO2 Xbox and PC
Saintnex: welp
Snuffalupagus1: hahaha
MilkInBag: this is great
MungoDude: YOU DIED
aquinas_0: lol
Mivair: Oops
Erudite_Cynic: LUL
mac___tonight: oof
thraximore: oof
Inquisitor_Xian: bad doggo
Snuffalupagus1: dog gone it
itomeshi: High quality Arial.
bv310: lol
itsr67: F
tehcrashxor: Yep. PSO2
amythist: peay PSO2 is coming to hte US finally
ritchards: and no save
incredulouspasserby: How far back does it set you
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: cronch
Electrodyne: wellp
MungoDude: check inv
PhorrestGaze: can we pet it though
Akaiatana: What's Updog?
Chaos_Slime: There's a type of monster you can't look at or it hurts you
Rhynerd: Eaten by a dogger.
Drathak: I mean playing this after the last game is a treat okay
I_Am_Clockwork: 0 Lockpicks again
RedHelveticaCake: was that a tarp?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: just go to town before climbing mnts to chase ghosts
Blinkey17: Do it for Bellview or whatever
Rioxcon: I feel like there were 2 different enemies attacking you
MilkInBag: dowgs
AdamYMHMI: Is this bad enough for Watch & Play?
Rhynerd: This seems like an enjoyable kind of bad.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "why do they call him the bullet-dodger?" "because he *dodges bullets,* Avi!"
Rioxcon: check out the spooky white mist
itsr67: it's so bad there's a bit of charm to it
Akaiatana: @AdamYMHMI nah, it would be too much on the boring side
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Erudite_Cynic: GOTTEM
rasterscan: Pfthahahahaha
Rioxcon: shocking
circusofkirkus: no shit
Despoiler98: the blood is an indicator
MilkInBag: are you a doctor
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: gee. go figure.
ushiikun: can you cut it down?
itsr67: toe to tip, that's a dead guy
bv310: shockedpikachuface
circusofkirkus: do it
TheWriterAleph: you fell the old pulse trap!
erloas: I'm shocked
Rioxcon: mana
Ferisar: life tap
Ferisar: i get it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bellevue was the hospital they were always going to in Law and Order
Mivair: A Creature
Rhynerd: Did we get good from that?
plummeting_sloth: I love the healing sound sounds like it's smaking you in the face
RealGamerCow: that is actually pretty cool
Rhynerd: Oh, mana.
Rioxcon: and a road
Erudite_Cynic: that was rad actually
StillAnEmoKid: Cool its in the forest somewhere
Mivair: That would be super useful if there was LITERALLY ANY SORT OF USEFUL LANDMARKS
Rhynerd: Ah, a boss monster.
amythist: why does the icon in the top left make it look like you are stalking bigfoot
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i kiiiiiiinda like the feel of this game... needs more polish or something but I could dig this
Akaiatana: We are here to Rescue Bobby Pin
Saintnex: this mechanic could be interesting if it wasnt so poorly implemented
MungoDude: looks like you heal a little bit over time too
Mivair: Woops
tehcrashxor: Pet the dog!
BrindleBoar: yeah Victorian Skyrim could be interesting - if executed well
Rhynerd: Is this early access or a full release?
Saintnex: lrrEFF
plummeting_sloth: is that what the crusifix is for?
MilkInBag: you got succed
MrQBear: was the crucifix supposed to fix that?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: would the cross repel it?
Despoiler98: SKRT
plummeting_sloth: dogs can't look up
GrandLlamaQ: !uptime
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Rioxcon: left monster radius
Ukon_vasara: capital G Gamers just use their Gamer sense of course
RedHelveticaCake: thanks for playing these so we don't have to
ritchards: Highway to the Spider Zone!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: spidres?!
itsr67: welcome to the s p i d e r z o n e
ritchards: uh.... one more?
tehcrashxor: What a weird looking dog. Pet the dog!
Rioxcon: find the monster your supposed to go after
Erudite_Cynic: wait knife and pistol? is that you DISMAS?
electroswagnetism: Is this a watch and play bonus episode?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: birb frand
BrindleBoar: Watch & Spoop
korvys: !findquote owl
LRRbot: Quote #2519: "Beej... I don't want to lrrEFF an owl!" —Alex [2016-05-14]
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: can we take the birb with us
Rioxcon: go swimming
SquareDotCube: The owl learning to dab
RedHelveticaCake: he's chill cos he doesn't give a hoot
ushiikun: 0.6% of players have beaten the game on Perma Mode
korvys: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
Erudite_Cynic: we are in the GNW?
Erudite_Cynic: *PNW
gamercat88: lrrSPOOP
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electroswagnetism: so of the 100 people that have this game, one person made it 60% through Kappa
MungoDude: sword or whip?
gamercat88: that is a weird gong sound
CyberColossus: 👌🏿
ushiikun: No, the achievement is for beating the game, so they had to actually do it.
MilkInBag: what teh FUCK IS THIS WEIRD DOG
CyberColossus: I'm am very excited for things and stuff. for now however.. I nope
Mivair: Fastboi
Erudite_Cynic: SCOOTY FELLA
tehcrashxor: lrrSPOOP
MungoDude: gottem
tehcrashxor: Doot doot
aquinas_0: well
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: GAAAAAAAAAAAH
thraximore: holy
itsr67: LUL
Jake_the_guy: what even
TheMoatman: collaborate and listen?
BrieBeau: this feels a little "all non Christians are demonic and evil" but otherwise silly
Diabore: dude had the fuckihn ZOOMIES
gamercat88: it was crab walking
sing_o_muse: what is that!?
BusTed: skrrrt
anamelessdog: Let's Nope. The reason I don't wear earphones lol
SquareDotCube: dead is what it is
RendezVoodoo: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: skelly
Mivair: Fuck that weird dog
aquinas_0: i have to give them credit, theres a hell of a lot more thought put in these cut rate monsters than usual
Saintnex: so this sort of thing came up in The Quivering, but games seriously need to stop tying the save mechanic to things that you are also supposed to use in the game!
itsr67: I demand a mod where that creature plays sonic music
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh shit it's a...damn what are the fast headcrab zombies from HL2 called
silvalunae: that's the loudest you guys have ever been, but i just realized i had my volume up a bit more than usual while y'all are on
BrieBeau: zoomie doomies
Erudite_Cynic: they need to compress this place by half
plummeting_sloth: also damn dude, you're not supposed to stuff the whole cartridge in there. You're gonna break your musket!
ushiikun: Healing egg!
Electrodyne: y'like dags
eric_christian_berg: I dig that this is apparently before smokeless powder. The cloud obscuring your vision of what you shot is a nice touch.
Mivair: Consume!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: are you just eating a spider egg?
Drathak: Ah yes let me eat this giant spider egg, it will help my constitution
Rhynerd: Yes
MungoDude: there's just enough wide empty nothingness that you start to let your guard down, then it's like YO! YOU DIE NOW!
sing_o_muse: Do we gain a health for each baby spider in the ball?
Rioxcon: they release a mana cloud on death
plummeting_sloth: like, it's weird. They got teh reload right with the pistol. Why did they mess it up with the musket
Saintnex: it would be great if we could save, GAME
Emergent_OS: Would it be OK to share a 30 sec. Twitch clip of Game Informer staff discussing the return of a legendary game designer, Clint Hocking?
SquareDotCube: everything seems to be sped up to double speed
plummeting_sloth: also, don't forget to suck up the mana from those dead fools
TacitusVigil: So have Ben and Adam gone off the rails yet? Kappa
RealGamerCow: I heard a metal cover of Zombie the other day. Was odd.
itsr67: LUL
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: over kill?
bv310: @RealGamerCow The Leo one? I enjoyed that one a lot
sing_o_muse: wait we can suck mana out of zombies?
eric_christian_berg: Leo rocks.
ushiikun: I feel like I am watching this on youtube at 1.5\2x speed.
ritchards: no you got that last time
RealGamerCow: bv310 dunno, probably, it was on the radio.
Erudite_Cynic: Buy the lockpick book
MungoDude: go see the doctor, get some health
Erudite_Cynic: LUL
circusofkirkus: lol
QuietJay: ha
aquinas_0: LOL
BusTed: slytqShrug
MungoDude: um
thraximore: lmfao
Saintnex: ARE U SRSY GAME
Jake_the_guy: wow
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: *cocks sidearm* save point's haunted.
TacitusVigil: Why didn't you save, Ben? Kappa
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: fuck u, game
aquinas_0: Cheer100 Nommed!
sing_o_muse: wow good game
jujujanie: Ben broke haha
circusofkirkus: why don't you listen to Adam ever, Ben? Kappa
BusTed: Good eye.
frozenphoenix7: Find a road and follow it?
Megaparsec256: WTF are the sound effects in this game?
BusTed: Just rocket jump your way out.
BrieBeau: SHOOT THE WATER
GlennSeto: Calling it: There is no magic system in this game, the Whisperer always gets you before you can use any magic.
ritchards: just as well you saved!
aquinas_0: quick ! find the sub ocean!
mtvcdm: Kill the river for its crimes
MungoDude: reload, speedrun to lockpicks, then back to town
WolfgangCloud: That water noise sounds like Quake Acid Damage
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: lrrSCOOP
thraximore: That was fun!
Erudite_Cynic: Change the thinige!
Pal_Friendpatine: Buy the upgrade in the city that scares spoopy things away?
Jigokuro: Narrator: It didn't.
Erudite_Cynic: AH
electroswagnetism: good hour
BusTed: Good start.
randomino5: f
Jake_the_guy: oh no
Mysticman89: off to a good start
Erudite_Cynic: YES
Drathak: WOW
NightValien28: omg
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: WELP
blast_shark: LUL
DrWreckage: Yuppie Psycho looks like a really good horror experience that would take two seconds to download
TacitusVigil: Looks like the Game wins again.
Emergent_OS: This is the clip of Clint Hocking, I was talking about. https://clips.twitch.tv/SeductiveSpookyAardvarkPJSalt
NightValien28: this game does not want to cooperate
Megaparsec256: You could always go back to Dark Occult and try it on Super Expert Gamer Mode
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: well.. you did say to drag it out.
Pteraspidomorphi: Well, you can always start a new run of the Dark Occult
BrieBeau: omg
Rhynerd: And so it begins
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: we could watch the Blair Witch game trailer, if nothing else...
BusTed: very good
Jake_the_guy: please game
HesGotNoPants: o my gawd the new chandra emblem is dumb
eric_christian_berg: PrideBalloons
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tytycoon: it's the most frightening thing ever. a crash
Ukon_vasara: not for cardiac people
ushiikun: Or it took them 5 years to make this game
TacitusVigil: Does not contain Oxford Commas though, and that's the worst thing of all.
BrieBeau: at least they have the warnings!
MungoDude: slippers I think
Zanaide: Good old water polo.
thraximore: This could be worse
aquinas_0: has anyone on LRR ever played darkwood, i wonder, its 3rd person, but certainly horror
TacitusVigil: Hmm...Ben love motion blur. I can work with this.
Wordeno: Timmy!
Rhynerd: @aquinas_0 yes! Mant times!
PaperDoopliss: Shadow of the Colossus did motion blur alright! Kind of.
CompletelyUnsure: did this game just start? I just got here.
randomino5: Chat: does "wounds" rhyme with "zounds" yea or nay
Electrodyne: oh cool, a game about swimming horses
Rhynerd: @completelyunsure yep
plummeting_sloth: finally, a game that speaks to ME
Akaiatana: Marco....
CompletelyUnsure: dopedopedope
mtvcdm: Who makes enough money to have a career in WATER POLO
TacitusVigil: Part of that great game tradition of "Tell, don't show" Kappa
Drathak: I bet he's the killer
MilkInBag: wait, she solved SEVERAL serial killer cases? this city honks
SpiffGames: It's water polo, but still the kind with horses
plummeting_sloth: Altana, it's in Goergia!
Drathak: You did the kills
aquinas_0: Altana, Montana?
Akaiatana: No, but there is a Ctrlana
SquareDotCube: Well, there's an Urbana, or Utica
ritchards: Altana is a German chemical company
circusofkirkus: interact
ushiikun: There's an Altana Lounge near my house, does that count?
BusTed: gottem
MungoDude: there's a village in Romania, and a village in Poland
MadAran87: Altana is also a remote village in Romania?
circusofkirkus: interactive game play PogChamp
aquinas_0: its a german chemical company too
DoctorOfBeard: o_O
Erudite_Cynic: AMORE
plummeting_sloth: Fire often reminds me of wine
MilkInBag: I'm already off this game
plummeting_sloth: decent looking fish
aquinas_0: fish have pathing issues
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until_may: well thats a span of time
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itsr67: f i s h AI
tytycoon: called shot: your ex wife is the serial killer all along. I have never heard of this game
YuanRamirez: theres a town called altena in germany. and a company called altana but i doubt they have big serial killer cases
dsavillian: Mom?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: wow well that relationship took a turn
jujujanie: Yeeeesh
AdamYMHMI: Water polo uniform
sing_o_muse: maybe divorcing her was the right idea
Dashiell: News Today
aquinas_0: does it always need to be drinking, cheating, or alzheimers -_-
Mivair: Oh look, the plot
TacitusVigil: I'm not going to lie...this looks like a pretty terrible newspaper.
plummeting_sloth: VRGE, a name easy to say when you're drunk
ritchards: Seymour!
Erudite_Cynic: Seymore Skinner?
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Seymour stop murdering people
innovativemethods: How would you... tell this?
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Wordeno: SKINNER!
mtvcdm: Apparently a top water polo player- a TOP player, like Olympic gold medalist on a big club- is 150,000-200,000 euros a year.
Alahmnat: "News Today"
thraximore: We are the SKINNER
sing_o_muse: wait is Altana just not Atlanta?
mtvcdm: That's the tippy-top of the scale.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: LISA
ritchards: Lisa needs braces!
BrindleBoar: In this part of the country? At this time of year? Contained entirely within your kitchen?
innovativemethods: @mtvcdm That's less than I would think.
TacitusVigil: Dental plan!
HesGotNoPants: are we principal Chalmers?
plummeting_sloth: cause Lisa keeps driving the car
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Supernintendo Chalmers
GlennSeto: "adrenaline syringes for later tonight"
MilkInBag: Lise it's your birthday
TacitusVigil: @HesGotNoPants Supernintendo Chalmers
RedHelveticaCake: Altana, legally distinct from Atlanta
HesGotNoPants: superintendent
jujujanie: I’m from Georgia so I keep reading it as Atlanta haha
ushiikun: Depression, keeps the notes around
Mivair: i mean, the fruit looks rotten
plummeting_sloth: well, there's rotted fruit
Megaparsec256: Maybe he keeps the notes to remind him of her
plummeting_sloth: so maybe a minute or two
EvilBadman: we never picked up LISA
mtvcdm: This is what 200,000 Euros a season gets you apparently.
HesGotNoPants: !keys 1
plummeting_sloth: Killers take Sunday's off!
Mysticman89: could be a delusional thing and eventually the walls will start melting, as yourt drunk self has been reliving the divorce every day for the last 20 years.
SpiffGames: Oh she dead
MungoDude: Crime401
MilkInBag: is this a dead pixel
EvilBadman: Cool infoSec there, detective
thraximore: She been SKINNED already
MilkInBag: or a crosshair
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: twisty
Rhynerd: I wonder if a !key command that’s similar to the !box command would work
Jake_the_guy: monsters
HesGotNoPants: @mysticman89 and we're the skinner man
GlennSeto: Assholes, that's who.
TacitusVigil: Wait, does this make this game a....Skinner Box? Kappa
Pteraspidomorphi: Well it's a bathroom
MilkInBag: LUL
ritchards: Tim to have a shower!
plummeting_sloth: AHHH! A waste of water!
YuanRamirez: everyone puts the lights outside!
innovativemethods: I dunno, mine had the light on the outside.
Pal_Friendpatine: Ships usually have the switches on the outside
MilkInBag: shower sex is so dangerous though D:
itsr67: aw HECK YEAH
ushiikun: When I lived in Japan, the switches were outside the bathroom.
Juliamon: Who puts them INSIDE
mtvcdm: 5 crates of Stopsko. Gotta have that Stopsko.
until_may: mine is the outside
innovativemethods: NOrth Americans put them on the inside!
Pteraspidomorphi: Friends don't do that to their friends!
Electrodyne: if there are steamed hams in the oven, we're the Skinner
TacitusVigil: Easy solution Adam: Get better friends. Kappa
tytycoon: did we break into her house? we haven't been mentioned yet
MilkInBag: Poop in the Dark, the other Iron Maiden hit
RedHelveticaCake: what is Pelica and how do I eat it?
randomino5: Is your sko leaking?
innovativemethods: Didn't we already do Dump in the Dark?
FlannelShirtEnthusist: That's when snake bites your bum
YuanRamirez: but it also indicates that the bathroom is occupied
SlyTQ: that';s what you think ben
electroswagnetism: Bloody Lady is the localised jojo version
RealGamerCow: One of the bathrooms where I work has a REALLY short timer on the light. Pooping in the dark is inevitable
CompletelyUnsure: Just once I want a horror game where the protagonist isn't reliving twisted horrors of his memories to metaphorically go through purgatory. He/she's just a genuinely nice person who got haunted from bad luck only.
HesGotNoPants: you what adam needs to poop? LIGHTSWITCH RAVE!
mtvcdm: 200,000 euros a season, folks.
TacitusVigil: #CrimeNews
plummeting_sloth: the ghost of Lenin
dsavillian: what is this,the 30s?
TheMoatman: more land to have graves under
SlyTQ: GO TO PRISON JAIL
VanFlicke: I had to step away. what happened to the gothic werewolf game?
ushiikun: Ghosts have expensive taste?
Takani42: Bathrooms often have the switch outside because of electrical safety codes... the switch has to be ten feet from a water fixture or inaccessible
Saintnex: CRIME NEWS all crime all the time
SquareDotCube: Something something guilt of their exploits
Electrodyne: "A lot of knives"
until_may: but adam, if you dont poop in the dark, where do you get your sense of danger?
Takani42: So it’s easier to build it outside than ten feet awa inside
TacitusVigil: This is a terrible article. No wonder there's no byline.
Dashiell: is this a zine?
Erudite_Cynic: CRIME SPOT
MilkInBag: crime spot?
itsr67: crime.... spot?
TheMoatman: Hey guys wanna go to the crime spot
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: im guessing this was run through google translate
Megaparsec256: Wait, if they know the killer's parents, don't they know who the killer is?
gawag_: do you... do you think it's supposed to be atlanta???
Juliamon: C R I M E S P O T
QuietJay: CRIME SPOT DO NOT CROSS
PhorrestGaze: If I haunt someone it'll be the bourgeoisie
Jake_the_guy: sure?
Morrigan9: next to game spot. crime spot
goldinguy00: wow engrish
bv310: Skinning tools. You know, like knives
MrQBear: @VanFlicke Tried to save, literally got Whisper Mana Stole at the last second, then got stuck in the geometry.
SpiffGames: The Crime Spot™
FlannelShirtEnthusist: The spot where I crome
RealGamerCow: this is some google translate madness
mtvcdm: Sir? Sir! A lot of knives and skinning tools were found at the crime spot.
sing_o_muse: Out damn crime spot!
MilkInBag: also, 'skinning' tools?
Wordeno: What exactly falls under "Skinning Tools"?
YuanRamirez: its where all the crimes happen
frozenphoenix7: You see, the Crime News describes the crime that occurred at the crime spot
MungoDude: the police is one person?
Boi_Ginny: Bad writing or bad translation? Taking all bets!
TacitusVigil: Law and Order: Crime Spot Squad.
MilkInBag: you mean, knives?
TheMoatman: A lot of knives
BusTed: Flensing knife.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: for all the hottest criming news!
circusofkirkus: Crime Spot is the hip new bar
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: looking at the electrical plugs from inside the house - are the devs from europe?
orbitaltuna: isn't spot the crime dog
blast_shark: This neighborhood is protected by Crime Spot
itsr67: crime spot is still killing me
iggySPLOSION: lets go to the crime spot, i wanna do some highly illegal shit
aquinas_0: "This is a triumph"
MilkInBag: Lisa is 42
EvilBadman: ah the Birthday Spot
plummeting_sloth: I can't stay honey!
Pteraspidomorphi: This seems to be a Gone Home style game
randomino5: In other crime news, a new crime was invented yesterday. Experts are calling it "double jaywalking".
GlennSeto: I hear work at Crime Spot pays very little.
dsavillian: this is not your house anymore...
plummeting_sloth: The water polo life... it calls me!
Rhynerd: @completelyunsure What would you think of a story where the person is in purgatory for killing their wife but didn’t actually do and has to convince hell they’re innocent?
gamercat88: ShowLove100 - just wanted to share a little love with my fav spoopy guys. and also this file:///C:/Users/felicia/Desktop/_Napoleon%20Gritty_%20T-shirt%20by%20adigiuseppe%20_%20Redbubble.html
TheMoatman: MilkInBag and pliers
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BlandSpice: Is that the portal cake?
TheMoatman: Gloves
Electrodyne: those balloons are made of skin
Drunk__Owl: pretty sure that was the same voice actor
RedHelveticaCake: did they rip this from Devotion?
itsr67: this is the swing spot
TacitusVigil: We're a drunk, not a deadbeat.
EvilBadman: lol that file extension
Jigokuro: Oh that reminds me, I should get some alcohol.
Wordeno: *british detective voice* Ah yes the crime spot! The spot of the crime!
Pteraspidomorphi: Gone To Someone Else's Home then?
aquinas_0: @gamercat88 thatt may be a link on your desktop
randomino5: @Rhynerd sort of like The Good Place?
HesGotNoPants: we are a champion swimmer f*** that lawn
thraximore: do indie devs just never proofread?
Jigokuro is not an alcoholic
NightValien28: that`s a link to your own PC
Rhynerd: @randomino5 maybe?
Electrodyne: dude isn't actually rich, he just made everything in the house from skin
CompletelyUnsure: @Rhynerd definitely original, would play, true existential spoopiness.
Pal_Friendpatine: Bedroom light switch?
plummeting_sloth: I don't do land things! only water things!
EvilBadman: I'm a man of the sea not the land, Andrea!
itsr67: -is water polo star -doesn't have a pool
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TalesFromTheManaCrypt: is there no bedroom for lisa?
MilkInBag: this soup looks horrible
Wordeno: thats epic
gamercat88: it is a pic of gritty as napoleon
CavemanKellen: door near the trash?
goldinguy00: was that a skinning tool on the table
silvalunae: wait are we replaying something =.=
Rioxcon: you did use the key
Saintnex: I mean at least the house actually looks like a house that people live in for once
Drunk__Owl: bedroom has a light switch
innovativemethods: keys and doors and keys and doors and keys and doors and keys and...
randomino5: This is the game, you just wander around contemplating your broken has-been life.
rasterscan: The key was used on the bedroom door
mtvcdm: I'm pretty darn sure a water polo champion still couldn't afford this house.
Rioxcon: It opened the basement
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aquinas_0: someday, they should do one of these in a 50's ranch
Rioxcon: sorry opened the bedroom
frozenphoenix7: Was there another building outside?
RealGamerCow: the basement is where we kip the skins
Wordeno: *sherlock holmes voice* Ah yes the crime spot! The spot of the crime!
TacitusVigil: Is...it common to have the Police Department and City Management combined?
randomino5: Calling it now, wife is skinned in the basement
tytycoon: open the washing machine?
EvilBadman: what if it was Atlanta and they just typo'd it on find/replace
blast_shark: The basement is the crime spot
plummeting_sloth: we can only progress when we overcome our reticence to take out the trash
Wordeno: dammn lisa got no chill
SpiffGames: She sounds midwestern AF
Dashiell: I love my daughter, the teenage baby
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Dad will take you fishing when you get a room in this house
innovativemethods: I don't know where this is supposed to take place. They make it seem like north america? But everything else is saying maybe Eastern Europe?
Meark: That's a kitchen design
YuanRamirez: why are there four plates on the table?
MungoDude: the bottle on the table?
Wordeno: thats not world class
Electrodyne: trophies are made of skin
MilkInBag: she did it with her thighs
Rioxcon: pictures by TV
Ant__R: other photos by tv?
Jigokuro: How long does a cigarette in an ashtray keep smoking?
SpiffGames: who even does water polo as a beer league
EvilBadman: I got a trucker hat that says World Champion
BrieBeau: @loadingreadyrun the first picture on the left of the TV maybe?
TacitusVigil: Looks like you Water Polo'd too hard.
plummeting_sloth: Tim proceeded to punch a pool
Saintnex: what?
MilkInBag: who turned the lights on
innovativemethods: WHy did you get an objective for that.
itomeshi: Call Serge!
Megaparsec256: This isn't a horror game, it's just a dark life simulator
ritchards: step one, get Serge
MilkInBag: thats poop
dsavillian: coffee at 9pm?
thraximore: I just noticed Tim has a slight limp
plummeting_sloth: ah, pink coffee!
randomino5: I can't believe how hard they're going on the water polo thing
Wordeno: those are straight BEANS
ushiikun: that thing is so dirty.
eric_christian_berg: Strawberry Quik!
mtvcdm: That coffee looks not great.
corqren: looks like poo pellets
TacitusVigil: What type of plug is that?
YuanRamirez: whos the fourth person. why did they put four plates on the table?
itomeshi: Um... actually... don't bring Serge, he might die.,
ushiikun: Get skinned
TacitusVigil: Rather, what region?
Pteraspidomorphi: Europlug
MilkInBag: that fire is burning FAST
BusTed: Easy Smokey the Bear.
MungoDude: interesting scavenger hunt
aquinas_0: its the chair!
aquinas_0: the chair of timelessness!
Rioxcon: who chooses the lawn chair over the rocking chair
aquinas_0: identical since the early 50s
innovativemethods: Dude he had a coffee.
EvilBadman: Ah that go to sleep coffee
MilkInBag: bashing on an alcoholic, good idea
mtvcdm: Getting drunk on coffee.
plummeting_sloth: ah, a coffee nap
Wordeno: sea of thieves 2
Rioxcon: we are a swimmer
MilkInBag: the end
Erudite_Cynic: ERT
Drunk__Owl: Coffee with 5 shots of whiskey I guess. And maybe some LSD
aquinas_0: seriously though, 50's ranch, i want a horror game in truely cramped spaces
Dashiell: should've got a boat without holes in it
TacitusVigil: There's always a man, there's always a tower, and there's always a city.
gamercat88: but we polo and can swim right...
plummeting_sloth: so, we forgot we could swim?
goldinguy00: were a swimmer
Rioxcon: professional swimmer
HesGotNoPants: help I need a world champion water polo player
bv310: Yo, did you drown your wife?
Saintnex: well I dont know about you, but when I have a single coffee, I fall asleep and start having nightmares
dsavillian: uh, the tv
Blinkey17: quick, somebody get Crime News on the horn
aquinas_0: hmmm
aquinas_0: well fuck
Saintnex: UHHH
itsr67: oh
mtvcdm: it's fiiiiinnnne
eric_christian_berg: That escalated quickly.
plummeting_sloth: okay, that creaped me teh hell out
dsavillian nopes right out of chat
Drunk__Owl: those look friendly
Dashiell: that was kind of a neat sequence
GlennSeto: The art started.
Rioxcon: oh alright, 0 - 100 real quick
corqren: um
thraximore: This is normal.
HesGotNoPants: um nm no is home
Pteraspidomorphi: The fish was the skinner!
Wordeno: water polo skills activate!
TacitusVigil: Well. We've had quite a day.
SpiffGames: that was a hell of a fish tank
corqren: UM
Rhynerd: It’s the Oiled Men!
itsr67: batten down the hatches
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: still dreaming?
YuanRamirez: quick, make more coffee
electroswagnetism: It's like pottery
Rioxcon: save the TV
innovativemethods: Quick everyone, IMMEDIATE SPOOPS
frozenphoenix7: Umm, there is not that much water in that tank, excuse me.
itsr67: we're taking in water!
Boi_Ginny: N O P E
plummeting_sloth: quick, get to the bathroom and flush the toilet!
randomino5: Oiled men! Help us not drown!
ritchards: lrrART
blast_shark: What the hell was in that coffee?
itsr67: abandon ship!
RedHelveticaCake: you have a drainage problem
Drunk__Owl: COMMENCE SPOOPS
Mysticman89: we heard you like water polo, so we filled your house with water.
erloas: that's quite the water from that tank
Wordeno: use your water polo powers!
BusTed: The fishies are loving it.
TacitusVigil: It's ok. We can polo. This is our natural environment. Kappa
aquinas_0: but yeah, perhaps playing a child, first few areas your fleeing a parent, hide and seek or some such
aquinas_0: and then monsters!
jamesinor: 39 months? That's almo-OH DEAR GOD! Call a plumber! Or an exorcist? Mario, call Mario
Saintnex: was that supposed to happen?
HesGotNoPants: flush the toilet. if that saves you 10/10
Alahmnat: I actually kinda dig the (pardon the pun) flood of activity going on
Drunk__Owl: game over?
Wordeno: gg
aquinas_0: game start!
Rhynerd: Chapter 2?
ritchards: and now the game truely begins!
BusTed: I was about to say 'roll credits,' but not like this.
Erudite_Cynic: prolouge?
goldinguy00: frame story1
erloas: that was the intro
Wordeno: it was all a dream!
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN
Boi_Ginny: GOTY
TacitusVigil: Now it's a water polo dating sim.
MilkInBag: it's like a MOVIE
PantomineX: Is this art?
Saintnex: wow that was a long intro
itsr67: i'm such a wooooooound for yooooooou
mtvcdm: Birb!
BrieBeau: oof that spooked the hell out of me. I'm super afraid of water so jeez.
plummeting_sloth: and this game didn't even bill us on a playable prologue
gamercat88: is this how the new animal crossing starts
innovativemethods: Our hand is made of wax.
eric_christian_berg: Now it is a survival game. Surprise! Start crafting!
Boi_Ginny: Russell!
jamesinor subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months, currently on a 39 month streak!
jamesinor: 39 months? That's almo-OH DEAR GOD! Call a plumber! Or an exorcist? ... Mario, call Mario
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mtvcdm: You know what, okay, it was rough looking but I'm on this journey.
EvilBadman: This dude confused there's no water polo goal in sight
itsr67: You have my interest, weird game.
Wordeno: its the new animal crossing
randomino5: If only he had been good at literally any useful skill
RayFK: How much cutscene IS THERE? Is this a Kojima game?
randomino5: Cheevo!
Electrodyne: the ground is all wrinkly because it's made of skin
frozenphoenix7: I'm almost sort of in on this tbh.
TacitusVigil: Mario's probably been an exorcist.
TacitusVigil: He's been everything.
Takani42: So the real game has high gloss wet finish?
eric_christian_berg: <3 lrrADAM <3
frozenphoenix7: Objective: Search for Lisa
Rhynerd: No, Luigi is the exorcist.
electroswagnetism: them fishing chucks
mtvcdm: All right, game, let's see where you go with this.
frozenphoenix7: (Since I'm not sure either of you saw while looking at Graham's message)
HesGotNoPants: I don't tweet what did adam do?
SlyTQ: you may have missed the objective
MilkInBag: CiGrip
TacitusVigil: @Rhynerd You're right. I concede that point.
Superwormie: AYYYY
mtvcdm: 200 bake it
TacitusVigil: Ooooor pork.
MilkInBag: actual spam?
RedHelveticaCake: that's not how you become a cinnamon roll
StillAnEmoKid: Shake and bake is straight up childhood
RealGamerCow: shake n bake pork chops were the bomb
Mysticman89: frozen hot dogs in the sink night was professionanl
eric_christian_berg: Man, now I want cabbage.
Wordeno: lisa lisa?
tytycoon: did you see the objective to find your daughter?
Wordeno: Is this game a jojo reference?
aquinas_0: rehydrated au gratin wednesdays go! Cheer100
SplittingImage77: Spam is big here in Hawaii
TacitusVigil: Steamed potatoes? That's what call french fries? kappa
aWabbajack: fan zoned
aWabbajack: I am the lock pick master!
MilkInBag: 👀
plummeting_sloth: GAMEPLAY
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @aWabbajack OMG... perfect
Superwormie: Ah yes, the common e-cig lock
randomino5: PogChamp
MilkInBag: water polo athlete AND thief
Boi_Ginny: Found the gameplay
TheWriterAleph: clap clap clap
Baldrash: Pro Gamer Benjamin Ulmer.
itsr67: and this lockpick didn't break
mtvcdm: Looked like pretty generous hitboxing on the green section.
Meark: I mean it's a neat way to doing the fallout lock pick minigame
ushiikun: It's from all the hearts he stole
Rhynerd: Master of unlocking right here.
BrieBeau: Dang, y'all are both cute. under what hecking parameters could you not be.
Morrigan9: he got the lock picking tools next to the skinning tools
Jigokuro: I don't think he does know, as it has NOTHING to do with timing. He just go lucky LUL
aquinas_0: are we looking at cenobites, because this looks like cenobites
itsr67: oh, it's oily boy
plummeting_sloth: Game by Eli Roth
Wordeno: SKIN MAN
Erudite_Cynic: CRIME NEWS: Waterpolo guy does Lockpick Crimes
MilkInBag: lisa is something
MilkInBag: only blue likes it
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innovativemethods: Lisa has a weird tonal thing? I couldn't quite... grasp it.
ushiikun: Are there tools here at the future crime spot?
TacitusVigil: I feel like they've just taken a series of random set pieces and just loosely connected it as a 'game'
aquinas_0: which lisa
Wordeno: CRIME NEWS: Waterpolo Champ found picking locks at the crime spot
aquinas_0: theres like 3 lisa games?
gamercat88: quick you must make light
SpectralData: it's the upside down, clearly
gamercat88: those keys look like epipens
tytycoon: hey chat what game were they just talm
tytycoon: talking about
eric_christian_berg: Adam, what do your gamer-eyes see?
itsr67: adam's special gamer eyes
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: what else do adam's little elf eyes spy?
Saintnex: This game straight up feels like the devs had a bunch of random levels designed and just shoved them together
Pteraspidomorphi: "Lisa" apparently
itsr67: cool JAZZ
GlennSeto: May I just point out how good this game looks, especially compared to the two previous duds?
mtvcdm: At least the fuses were all nearby.
Erudite_Cynic: smokin them jazz cigarettes
itsr67: look at all these KEYS
MilkInBag: hey Adam, if you were challenged to tattoo GAMER on you, how much would it cost to accept
aquinas_0: those are hella fuses
gamercat88: boom
Meark: subverting your expectations!
weff47: Cool Jazz Hip Hop sounds like a YouTube stream
Pteraspidomorphi: This electric circuit makes no sense
Wordeno: too much cutscene
GlennSeto: Abandoned island resort?
RedHelveticaCake: SingsNote Flay us a hide, you're the Skinnerman, flay us a hide tonight SingsNote
mtvcdm: Papyrus!
Rhynerd: Ah. The Cool Jazz gang is at war with the Hip Hop hang again, better alert thr cops.
edgeyberzerker: Skin man vs Oiled man... who will win?
Rhynerd: My money’s on Oiled Man.
Saintnex: so I said that the house at least seemed like a place that people lived, this location is completely random
Vezon46: you're in tims subconscious, or something Arty like that
VanFlicke: freeze frame was j geils band
itsr67: I'm here to talk to you kids about why I'm a psycho
Pteraspidomorphi: TacitusVigil: I believe it is
Erudite_Cynic: Freeze Frame is J Geils BAnd
edgeyberzerker: Book it for mania
tytycoon: why we're on Skinner island, the island of the skinnerman
TacitusVigil: @Pteraspidomorphi [screams silently]
Wordeno: Arby's: We have the skin!
Mr_Dirty: So many windows you could smash.
gamercat88: yes some of that sweet cool jazz on cassette
aquinas_0: which gives me so many questions
TacitusVigil: @Wordeno Arby's: Skin is Legally Meat.
Superwormie: *otel
Erudite_Cynic: you are thinking "Hip to Be Square"
Superwormie: Please, guys,
itsr67: Hotel? Trivago
aquinas_0: is that a spludger or a screw driver?
gamercat88: ohh nooo bodies not hitting the floor
Rioxcon: he is mute from his many years of waterpolo
itsr67: wHaT's ThAt?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: #MyGodTheSmell
BusTed: Behind the sign that says 'supermarket?'
ritchards: ah, in the abandoned warehouse district!
Basuei: Good work opening that door
Rhynerd: Yeah, that’s some bad voice quality.
Steaditup: Why is it only in horror games that opening doors is such an ordeal?
plummeting_sloth: and now watch us never try to force open a door again
Pteraspidomorphi: Skinner will remember this
innovativemethods: hold on why does THIS decision affect the ending?
RedHelveticaCake: the radio will remember this
gamercat88: called the cops
aquinas_0: @LRR you sent a signal
Erudite_Cynic: key count is at 6
mtvcdm: See? Papyrus.
Megaparsec256: I mean, for something as random as that, at least they tell you it affects the ending
Superwormie: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Steaditup: Oh! this is my favorite left 4 dead stage
Alahmnat: exploring the game explains the game
TacitusVigil: Ah, that subtle H*R reference. :D
gamercat88: cool, alright... cool cool alright
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aWabbajack: ah Abhed Nadir?
MungoDude: is "Writing on the Wall" written on the wall?
BusTed: One of them loudwalkers.
TacitusVigil: Now it's that new Alien game. :D
GlennSeto: Luke Loudwalker
Pteraspidomorphi: That was just my upstairs neighbor
gamercat88: wait for the janitor whistle
TacitusVigil: Eh, Steve!
Rioxcon: I mean as an athlete he should be in pretty good shape, and he has a crowbar, I think he has pretty good odds against a serial killer.
BrieBeau: poor guy
GlennSeto: Sorry to break it to you, Steve, but you smelled pork.
gamercat88: it was steve all along
Boyshinboiv subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months, currently on a 2 month streak!
Boyshinboiv: ye
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innovativemethods: seven!
Mysticman89: you have solved the crime with your crime solve skills. congratulations.
Rioxcon: hit him with your crowbar
eric_christian_berg: The key was the confusion we found along the way!
Basuei: Let's find out who this "Skinnerman" really is? *rips mask off* Security Guard Steve!!
itomeshi: Why is there a shopping cart?
gamercat88: so many levels
aWabbajack: Max brightness!
Jake_the_guy: thank you ben <3
DinoThrasher subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
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aWabbajack: all the details and nits!
gamercat88: man lugi's mansion looks so different
plummeting_sloth: we need to find housekeeping
Pteraspidomorphi: You need the capricorn keycard.
aWabbajack: Housekeeping!
RealGamerCow: was this place literally hit by a hurricane?
eric_christian_berg: It
gawag_: Steve count 1
aWabbajack: shall I clean?!
Erudite_Cynic: you need the capricorn key
randomino5: There are multiple Skinners. You're only the Secondary Skinner, and you're looking for the Principal Skinner.
aWabbajack: Hey Steeve!
Dog_of_Myth: More Keys.....go on
BusTed: 4724
aWabbajack: 0004
teavian: 7442
Twilight_Spark: 4742 (24?)
Azsedcf: 1234
MungoDude: 4724
LlamaChomp: 1234
Himyul: chat will remember this
jeanyx: 7442
Rhynerd: If this was like Resident Evil 7 in that we could encounter the serial killer and temporarily knock him out with a crowbar to get away I would give this game credit.
Boyshinboiv: 4723
Basuei: 6969
Jake_the_guy: adam should play that 1001 keys game, experience maximum key.
Akaiatana: Proposal: Adam's a gamer boi, have Ben in the copilot seat as Adam plays Darkwood :P
TacitusVigil: 69420. Got it.
silvalunae: 4269
Wordeno: 42069
Erudite_Cynic: 4724
mtvcdm: Threeve
BrieBeau: doesnt that go in the security door? it had a keypad.
Rhynerd: 4724
RedHelveticaCake: 8008
RealGamerCow: eradicated!
bv310: I think the card just said 2?
VoyRising: I got married this weekend, on 6/9. We didn't even realize until the next day....
MungoDude: 47½¼
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eric_christian_berg: Gameplay: Picking up something from the floor while drunk.
TacitusVigil: Yeah, we should clip that :D
bv310: A perfectly square section of shirt
LlamaChomp: Whelp, I guess I'm off to the crime spot to work out my feelings about being banned.
silvalunae: nice dance
Rioxcon: damn we are good at identifying tiny pieces of fabric.
BrieBeau: dear get
Superwormie: @VoyRising that's amazing
itomeshi: 47⤺42⤻
BrieBeau: fuck fingers
gamercat88: sudden a-banned-ament
BrieBeau: dear game designers: fuck your flashy lights
randomino5: I'm going to open a bar called The Crime Spot
VoyRising: @Superwormie Yeah, we're super amused.
itomeshi: ⤺ 4742
itomeshi: ack, multiline doesn't work well, time to ban me
Iolite0115: 4724🔁
jeanyx: I'm 90% sure fuses dont just screw in light lightbulbs...
Superwormie: @VoyRising we're getting married this weekend and are severely disappointed at the lack of funny numbers
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Vezon46: Check out this clip! LoadingReadyRun streaming Wounded ! https://clips.twitch.tv/AssiduousBetterIcecreamSMOrc
randomino5: Good for branding
Superwormie: Bless Sean, the goodest good boy
Basuei: Day9 is Steve confirmed
Baldrash: She's a streamer and eSports commentator.
sing_o_muse: bless Steve "Day9"
tytycoon: why in every game, the place is trashed
SquareDotCube: The News? of Huey Lewis and The News?
gamercat88: home alone: last christmas
circusofkirkus: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you threw it away
VoyRising: @Superwormie We niced at each other for like a minute solid.
TacitusVigil: "Your favorite security guard"....no. Nobody likes you, Steve.
BusTed: I gave you my heart?
Akaiatana: CHARLIE DAY 9
bv310: PEPE SYLVIA is the skinner!
EvilBadman: last Christmas I skinned you alive
Pteraspidomorphi: How dare you not finish the job before being abducted
mtvcdm: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, literally
RedHelveticaCake: THE GAS!
NimrodXIV: wut
Drathak: I can't fall asleep for two hours. I hate this manhole
Superwormie: @VoyRising ahh yes, the ritual has been complete
sing_o_muse: wait, is this a letter or a diary entry?
icedsly: what is this word salad?
TacitusVigil: "I know those sewer workers probably murdered, but I sure hope they got their work done first"
Fletcherizer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
Fletcherizer: ah my favorite pair of spookboys
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erloas: favorite by default
bv310: STEVE! What Bar, is The Skinner?
BrieBeau: the stuck door!
RayFK: Oh shit is that how I clear my ear?
Steaditup: wham-jangle new catchphrase
gamercat88: plot twist the skin man has mutiple personalities and one is Steve and he leaves notes for the other personailities
BrieBeau: the one where the red fabric was!
Basuei: that was AGGRESSIVE animation
Basuei: CACHUNK
MechaKuuga: I love to wham jangle everything
MrQBear: it's made the lockpick easier
eric_christian_berg: Multiclassing!
innovativemethods: Why can't water polo champions do this?
Megaparsec256: Well, that's a more creative use for a screwdriver than usual in games
RedHelveticaCake: ok, this is ACTUALLY how to pick a lock
TacitusVigil: Classic Steve. Kappa
mtvcdm: IN the toilet
MungoDude: 474↜↺2
teavian: 4274
Twilight_Spark: Who writes that down?
Superwormie: Man, I wish I had handwriting like Steve
Erudite_Cynic: 47⤺42⤻
Roosevelt: ooh a "You Suck at Cooking" reference
Drathak: What a bad security guard
Akaiatana: @LRR: the character is Narco Polo
Rhynerd: 474↔️2
Rioxcon: you are a security guard.
BusTed: rip steve
mtvcdm: Sir? Sir! I forgot my keycard in the toilet upstairs.
RedHelveticaCake: is that
RedHelveticaCake: the guy from FNAF?
SpiffGames: Increase the Key Count!
silvalunae: shitters full
Rioxcon: security the guy spray him with your mace
EvilBadman: I need ta shit (signs letter)
teavian: !key
MungoDude: 474⇆2
meisbored: but he had time to write all that down?
Superwormie: This is fine
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: #MyGodTheSmell
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bat_wool: I'm just happy to be here!
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Himyul: wash your hands
TacitusVigil: Steve had some bad chili
Basuei: As with most scooby doo stories, it wasn't the first suspsect
StephenJM81: check his pulse!
bv310: The important thing is, he got his keycard back
BrindleBoar: that's what happens when you poop on company time
MungoDude: downstairs
Fletcherizer: I mean we shouldn't kink shame steve
gamercat88: heavy breathing
boltonss: @LoadingReadyRun Adam and Ben I love you guys!!!
Superwormie: monkaS
mtvcdm: Welp, cheese it time!
RedHelveticaCake: swipe the card first
gamercat88: steve it was steve
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
NotCainNorAbel: we live here now
DiscordianTokkan: Well, there's Steve again
Erudite_Cynic: slytqBORK benjam40JuzamMulder benjam40JuzamMulder benjam40JuzamMulder benjam40JuzamMulder
gamercat88: he wants his card back
mtvcdm: Did we just awaken Steve?
Wordeno: its lisa
Jigokuro: lrrHERE
Basuei: He was USING that card
Rhynerd: The Oiled Man?
edgeyberzerker: Steve just wants his butt card back
VanFlicke: itd waiting for you outside the closet
itomeshi: Steve 2.0: Keeping this place SECURE.
eric_christian_berg: Never take a man's ass card.
Alahmnat: Ben is braced for headphone throwing
bv310: No chance
HesGotNoPants: the shitterman, oiled man, and skinner man team up
Inquisitor_Xian: lrrHERE
bv310: lrrHERE lrrHERE
mtvcdm: We awakened Steve by pulling a keycard out of his ass.
MungoDude: he's not likely to fight you, unless you bump into him
Boyshinboiv: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
gamercat88: lrrSPOOP
Rhynerd: lrrHERE
mac___tonight: o lawd he comin
Wordeno: oh lawd he comin
DiscordianTokkan: Occupado!
bv310: No urgency, just ambling his way towards you
Basuei: This is fun gameplay
HesGotNoPants: use your swimming and drinking to escape
Solahwin_Tampramain: save, the die on purpose?
mac___tonight: *knock knock* "Housekeeping!"
Fletcherizer: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
Fletcherizer: benginRip
MungoDude: LUL
Raqling: lolol
LetsConsider: That was YOUR FAULT
mtvcdm: I think he knows.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: nope nope nope
BusTed: He sounds like a tired horse.
NotCainNorAbel: have you tried talking with him?
mac___tonight: the invincible wardrobe!!
MungoDude: go all the way around the other door and close it from the other side?
TacitusVigil: So...blame James?
Erudite_Cynic: blame chat
NotCainNorAbel: house rule!
Fletcherizer: always blame chat
boltonss: adam speaks the truth!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: he sounds like my friends big slobbery dog clawing outside of a closed bathroom door
boltonss: abc, always blame chat
eric_christian_berg: Book it!
Basuei: hahaha
Admiral__Albatross: this monster sounds like my roomate walking around at 3 am
Superwormie: ScaredyCat ScaredyCat ScaredyCat ScaredyCat ScaredyCat
gamercat88: nope im out
Jigokuro: LUL
Fletcherizer: screaming!
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok that made me jump
Rhynerd: Jam upon the gas
BusTed: Footsies.
MungoDude: this is fine.
HesGotNoPants: if only james was in chat so blaming chat was blaming James
frozenphoenix7: Damn he got speed
Shamthewow: Hey Adam, I just made this rough pixel art that I can clean up if you want it for an emote or something: https://imgur.com/8mLXtq4
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BusTed: You mean this one won't carry us for another week??
silvalunae: i just heard silence and then scream, silence scream, silence scream from my kitchen and i burst out laughing
ritchards: If you like pixel art horror, I recommend The Last Door
Wordeno: apparently theyre re-releasing Alien:Isolation, play that?
SpiffGames: JUKE
BusTed: the razzle dazzle
CrazymattCaptain: 1% programming AI? got it!
DiscordianTokkan: This game Honks
TacitusVigil: @Wordeno What, already?
Twilight_Spark: How are you supposed to try the keycode if Steve is always in the way?
aiamethyst: Jacob has been playing Yuppie Psycho on the ysbryd channel, it's great
Jigokuro: bitterEnd
SydPreviouslyHeadache: he did the door clip this time
mtvcdm: Like, don't just make the guy chasing us hide around the next corner from where we're hiding.
Rhynerd: Ded.
Mysticman89: natures pocket!
LlamaChomp: I remember when we used to have skin. That was nice. Can someone remind me why we even came to the crime spot at all?
ushiikun: the switch didn't take?
mtvcdm: Our first mistake was pulling the keycard from Steve's ass.
Megaparsec256: you need another fuse maybe?
frozenphoenix7: @LlamaChomp Well, our boat crashed, and then we woke up on a beach, and then we went into a lifeguard station, and then we woke up outside a motel, and then we got in the motel.
frozenphoenix7: And now this
Rhynerd: We need to climb back up to the skin floor now, don’t we?
LlamaChomp: Ah, I see. We didn't choose the crime spot, the crime spot chose us.
Wordeno: my man has a loonnng stride
RedHelveticaCake: damn! the gas!
thraximore: This is... well weitten?
thraximore: written*
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: HAPPEM CRAMBAM
ritchards: Hint from the developer: Have you looked in the room where he first comes out?
SquareDotCube: Merry Shitscram to you too, Ben
HesGotNoPants: writing is hard
Rhynerd: Murru Chrismust
Basuei: jukes
SpiffGames: queso?
Drathak: He ran out of juke juice
Basuei: I bet there's a chair
frozenphoenix7: I'm struggling to find a non video walkthrough.
eric_christian_berg: Maybe don't switch the fuses back?
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ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun hint from developer "Have you tried the room from where he comes out?"
RedHelveticaCake: maybe you'll find some Polysporin and this game can end
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh it's not steve
Rhynerd: Da jukes!
Basuei: It's the rats in a Stevecoat
Twilight_Spark: He's Steve in my heart.
itomeshi: He totally was there as you were going in. He saw you. He's just being polite.
BrieBeau: flashy lights are killing me. have a good night guys! will watch the final moments on vod. 💜💜💜💜💜
MungoDude: yee
BrieBeau: byeeeee
MechaKuuga: He should get his skin looked at
Akaiatana: What if the note leavers are people on the internet who are just shit at writing?
MungoDude: bye BrieBeau
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ushiikun: definitely needs a dermatologist
itomeshi: Next time you die: Take a moment to look at the electrical panel before walking forward and spawning him.
HesGotNoPants: wait is the monster a victim of the skinner?
MungoDude: maybe you can connect them with a key
Basuei: You don't like duct tape adam?
Basuei: It fixes everything!
Rioxcon: with the power on and everything
itomeshi: I'm.... so angry right now.
DiscordianTokkan: Oh. MY God.
Mysticman89: good enough for red green, good enoughj for this game dev.
RedHelveticaCake: BULLHONKEY
MungoDude: that's not how electricity works
silenceaux: So I know that's a stupid thing to do, but would it work?
Basuei: It doesn't like light maybe
Basuei: 4725
Wordeno: 4734
itomeshi: 4724
Erudite_Cynic: 47⤺42⤻
VanFlicke: ou812
MungoDude: 474⇆2
LlamaChomp: 4724
silenceaux: Welp, bye
LlamaChomp: I declare myself redeemed.
DiscordianTokkan: Good thing it was Queued up already
Wordeno: lisa!
Rhynerd: 474↔️2
PhorrestGaze: now I want a game that makes it look like you need a dozen tools then you find some duct tape and fix everything with it.
Basuei: Did that thing suddenly get smarter?
frozenphoenix7: That was a live feed.
ushiikun: whelp, he know where you are now
Wordeno: he gave that shit a firm W A C K
itomeshi: why are the monitors still working?
Papperslappen: jumpscare
ushiikun: UPS on the monitors
HesGotNoPants: so more of this next week?
TalecArashi: Uninterruptable Power Supplies are essential in a spoopy work environment
mac___tonight: oh god does he not have any skin?
Superwormie: GET THAT MAN SOME SLURP, STAT
Rioxcon: just wack him with a stick
eric_christian_berg: Stab him with the screwdriver!
DrWreckage: Where can we submit suggestions?
MungoDude: sunk cost fallacy, or actual enjoyment?
itomeshi: So the monitors and PC are on a UPS... but there is no emergency lighting, exit signs, etc.
DrWreckage: Theres a lot of good horror out there
Erudite_Cynic: I just noticed the tooltips are in Papyrus
Rioxcon: after him
BlueMagnusStormCrow: It won't be difficult to find something better.
tytycoon: someone really cleaned up.the furniture
Superwormie: Next game PogChamp Next game PogChamp
Diabore: maybe show adam the ouija game from a little while ago @LoadingReadyRun ?
MungoDude: thanks for the fun times
eric_christian_berg: Not all art is good.
MungoDude: the witch hunt game was super cool
Boi_Ginny: Good Watch and NOPE!
lumlite: seabatBRAIN benginHeart
BusTed: Mmmmm
TacitusVigil: Thanks for tuning in to "Traitor & the Brain" Kappa
MungoDude: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Kathleen and occasionally a guest smooch their way through the world of dating games.) at Wed 03:00 PM PDT (19:02 from now).
Boi_Ginny: Kthnxbai!!
RedHelveticaCake: thanks for a great stream!
goatprince: It's interesting, at least.
MungoDude: viae as in the plural of via? so roads?
Diabore: but only MY rome
Mysticman89: all roads lead to roam. so good call
TacitusVigil: Late Stage Roman Imperialism
Mysticman89: rome even
mtvcdm: !next
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mtvcdm: !patreon
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RedHelveticaCake: so it's a game about politics
mtvcdm: !twitter
Mysticman89: keanu reeves tho
NightValien28: an electric corgi
NightValien28: and wooloo
LeonisCo: I want Yamper so bad right now
Diabore: singleton?
MungoDude: the latest Arena thingy
Basuei: Ians going to Show & Tell some emrakuls
TacitusVigil: I support the Alex Initiative.
gorathmaclauder: how long have they been streaming?
DiscordianTokkan: Hashtag Just Alex Things
DiscordianTokkan: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:59:33.
TacitusVigil: Stop in and visit Ian!
StillAnEmoKid: Have a good night Adam, Ben, and chat!
Diabore: i like how the lrrmans became an annual thing
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: LRL!
MungoDude: like Desert Bus only not
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
NotCainNorAbel: Adam on Live? please?
RealGamerCow: wait, LRRmans and LRL at the same time?
officedge: wait how do you live on the same day as 24 hr stream?
LeonisCo: Byeeeeeeee
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: byeee
DiscordianTokkan: I'll miss Live this week, because my group is playing Ch9 of Betrayal Legacy
MungoDude: yes, Live happens during LRRmans this year
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
DiscordianTokkan: geeklyOkay
Rhynerd: Bye!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: omg ben
Boi_Ginny: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
jujujanie: lrrHEART
Mysticman89: you should probbably get that checked out
TacitusVigil: So...is one segment just "let's hang out with Ian for 15 minutes?"
Baldrash: "I got an ear boner!" -Adam Savidan, 2019.
Boi_Ginny: Bye everybody!
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