RockPusher: Occasional throws over to Richter covering the race from inside the race
Jeezy56: although thinking about it, I don't know if they can switch to the stream computer from the studio C one
midday_rendelnep: maybe Paul could have a Le Mans Cam a la Desert Bus
TehAmelie: would you rather have a car cam or an Ian cam?
midday_rendelnep: Car cam
DigitalSeahorse: megnHUH
DigitalSeahorse: Offline ?
Tantusar: still 12 to go
RockPusher: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: 24h LRRMans at Sat 05:30 AM PDT (11m from now).
DigitalSeahorse: Oh megnDERP megnH megnLOL
midday_rendelnep: I have had this tab open since FNPF
r10pez10: chat, are the spreadsheet dynamos wound and ready
midday_rendelnep: I'm just here until i get sleepy
Earthenone: speadsheets should be automated this year :P
malc: psh, move over spreadsheets, bring out the Big Data
RockPusher listens to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxSLU2-ERpk on a loop till signal time
TehAmelie: i'll stay away from spreadsheets in order to not immediately fall asleep
TehAmelie: i'm more in favor of Benzin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0wK6s-6cbo
cheetoJack: !advice
LRRbot: Send your sinuses to Arizona.
RockPusher: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always airborne.
RockPusher: I'm sure that would be considered cheating at Le Mans, LRRBot
Laurence72: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
cheetoJack: LRRbot knows I have sinus issues, specifically today they're bad
TehAmelie: there's no rules saying cars can't take off
TehAmelie: you'd just need to angle the spoilers right really
Laurence72: okay, time for last minute stuff before stream begins! Get your chores out of the way and your snack now!
Jeezy56: !findquote green
LRRbot: Quote #1066: "We need some serious greens here." —Heather [2015-11-10]
margieargie: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #303: "Kathleen, you and Graham just double teamed a squirrel. It made duct tape!" —Cori & Ian [2015-05-26]
Earthenone: title update
cheetoJack: oh boy
RockPusher: !quote 5055
LRRbot: Quote #5055: "The future is Corners" —Ian [2018-06-17]
Driosenth: @cheetoJack is the tracker website live?
wildpeaks: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: 24h LRRMans at Sat 05:30 AM PDT (3m from now).
TehAmelie: i'm pumped. like with gasoline
RockPusher: !quote 5066
LRRbot: Quote #5066: "We all had a good laugh when Ian slammed directly into a wall of tires." —Ian [2018-06-17]
cheetoJack: Driosenth it is live, though until we get data in it we're going to see a blank page
Scrubbodiestobears: Mornin' all
margieargie: Oh, wow, that's looking, like, just about professional
cheetoJack: just wait until we get data in there!
TehAmelie: i'm seeing spreadheets, but maybe the blankness was referring to the lack of numbers in them
DarkMorford: So I hear there's gonna be a drive
cheetoJack: DarkMorford some sort of sidewalk drive
DarkMorford: !lrrmanssheet
beowuuf: ad break in tinker VOD lined up perfectly with LRRmans start
cheetoJack: !lrrmansheet
LRRbot: Link to the spreadsheet : http://bit.ly/LRRMans2018Log
Laurence72: Welcome to Loading Ready Run, home of streams of video game driving that last for 24 hours or more
cheetoJack: we should get that link updated
RockPusher: Okay, well played, was not expecting grafana for stats :D
TehAmelie: wouldn't it be ironic if Ian was late?
DarkMorford: Do we have a new one for this year?
DigitalSeahorse: rudeCtrl manCHAIN manCHAIN 🏎🚥🏁
TehAmelie: i think it's a false start if you start too late, like, unreasonably
cheetoJack: though the spreadsheet will be used for mostly tracking events outside the game
TehAmelie: but starting too early they're really strict about
mastershake29x: the actual le mans hasn't started yet, people still on the grid
Tantusar: i should hope so
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL
Tantusar: we got mans sign
banachspacebar: lrrSIGNAL
Laurence72: Nice music
Driosenth: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheElrad: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
wildpeaks: vroom vroom lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: lrrHORN
TehAmelie: beep beep
RockPusher: lrrIAN tiltyhEXTREME
TheElrad: oh god
62MGcobra: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Tantusar: we got conflicting countdown sign
TheElrad: the time
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrDOTS in cars
DigitalSeahorse: ❤🧡💛💙💚💜💝🖤💗💕💟
RockPusher: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
Laurence72: And I love that LRR helmet design
beowuuf: So, I presume the silliness of the interaction with Ian during LRL will depend solely upon how well he was doing just before LRL started? :p
DarkMorford adds spreadsheet link to the dashboard
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RockPusher: go home countdown, you're drunk
Laurence72: timer is confused??
Welbog: Happy LRRmans, everyone
Jeezy56: lol
DigitalSeahorse: rudeOriest manM lol clock
Molladia: YAY LRRMans
ugh_sunlight: it's definitely too early for the countdown
beowuuf: If Ian's doing really well, the LRL segment will instead be a few minutes of Beej looking sad in a corner with his hands and feet bound
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ghostvalv: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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Dryhad: Oh my, is it that time of year again already?
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Time is doing well I see
Molladia: I'm certainly not 24hours earliy this time.
Invitare: wha?
Invitare: oh
Invitare: Ian
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thetoastmonster: that timer is going crazy
Pantsravaganza: lrrAWESOME
Invitare: was wondering why there were blue lights
Driosenth: @cheetJack, what does the sheet do that your site doesn't. Did you figure out how to determine if a bonnet was lost from areo damage?
Molladia: oh that countdown
cheetoJack: Ian appears to have started two timers simultaneously
CorruptDropbear: The timer is going everywhere!
CorruptDropbear: AAAA
Dared00: hi chat, hi Ian
Molladia: Ian what are you doing?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, time for quality programming
AntiCrepuscular: :D
Dared00: what's up with the clock?
Tajessa: what is this madness
renkai116: lmao
TheMerricat: Ian started the timer twice
FireFlower18: time is irrelevant
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CorruptDropbear: THIS IS SPARTA
beowuuf: Indeed, we have an Ian. And not a Lan, as that could be mistaken for
CorruptDropbear: wait no
TheElrad: countdown, countdown plz
cheetoJack: Driosenth we cannot figure that out. Anything outside the game besides driver changes must be tracked in the sheet
solemn_storm: welcome to the first quantum LRR Mans
DigitalSeahorse: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40MulPride
Pteraspidomorphi: Don't forget to stop and go drink a glass of water after 12 hours
Blasteg: that's Ian before coffee
Tajessa: the music is also weird, or just me?
midday_rendelnep: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Schrodinger's timer there for a bit...
jadeworrior: vrooom vroom
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: PrideWingL benjam40DrTPride PrideWingR
wildpeaks: time no longer exists, only The Road
CorruptDropbear: watch it be 24 hours of desert bus
solemn_storm: we collapses the timelines
Molladia: He's going the Distance
Drakas: hello
solemn_storm: now there's no timer
DigitalSeahorse: lrrIAN lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrDARK lrrHEART katesThank anonymous !
Psychic_Ketchup: Good morning!
beowuuf: Morning Ian!
TehAmelie: hello Ian
Laurence72: VROOOM! Hello Ian!
Welbog: Good morning!
TheAinMAP: katesAir
Ubiki: Morning Ian!
Questhere: Reluctantly crouched at the starting line
beowuuf: lrrDOTS lrrIAN lrrARROW
cambo212: lrrIAN alilyHi
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MDK_Marshal: Beep Beep :D
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Martijn_Wouterse: nice surpise, LRR in my timeslot!
DarkMorford: Good morning, Ian!
TrentSSB: lrrIAN
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ghostvalv: lrrIAN lrrAWESOME
DigitalSeahorse: lrrIAN lrrIAN lrrIAN
margieargie: Ian, LRL's not till later! :p
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Martijn_Wouterse: Oh wow I've been here for some time now! Thank you for all the fun streams!
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malc: someone get this man some coffee
RockPusher: might want to cool the music a little
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Pride200 Yay for watching LeMans on my TV and LRRMans on my PC!
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DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL lrrIAN PrideWingR
mastershake29x: circuit de la sarthe
Molladia: Alone today?
Aneximarius: The bones of cars and the skins of unexpecting pit crew members
AntiCrepuscular: I'm confused! I thought it was starting at 5:30PM european time
Dared00: Haha, it's so early that the notifier didn't refresh from yesterday ;D
Earthenone: thats a good thing about 24 hour steams, always in your timeslot :)
Molladia: That music is getting loud
TheElrad: the music is a bit loudish
malc: Ian the music is way too loud
62MGcobra: im hear with you ian
wildpeaks: music sounds familiar
renkai116: music to loud
Alness49: The LRRman is here!
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DiamondTiki: Vroom, vroom!
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AntiCrepuscular: the lrr calendar can't cope with this degree of earliness :D
EscherichiaCole: Hello from the crack of dawn
wildpeaks: interesting
CorruptDropbear: Remember to turn off disqualifications! Kappa
Driosenth subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
Driosenth: Good luck Ian, all I have to say is "race fast safe car" #teampalindrome
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Driosenth: pride71
wildpeaks: madness, it's what's going on
TheMerricat: Pride400 get some coffee Ian :-p
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TehAmelie: riddle: is it "Project" Cars or Project "Cars"?
Greggleswong: oh damn
r10pez10: it is an ... experience
Zaghrog: !live
wildpeaks: Driving will happen
Zaghrog: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:06.
Tantusar: "Project" "Cars"
RockPusher: Yeah… fun as it was the first year, you were pretty out of it by the end
Tantusar: duh
ralphthellama: hello friends!
DiamondTiki: We want you to live, Ian
Welbog: Giant Chicago-style coffee.
TeamGoatToken: Good luck Ian! Love making a yearly event of these streams! Cheer100
Earthenone: ""Project" "Cars""
Zaghrog: Wow, lucky timing I have
margieargie: Chicago deep-dish coffee
Aneximarius: Speaking of driving, can you ass take another long road trip after your mini-cannonball run
Blasteg: Ian, coffee needs to be in your body to work
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Lord_Hosk: Ian, Drive drive drive! Drive like you 've driven twice before
Zaghrog: I was unaware this was happening
RoeDent89: Hey Ian, chat! All the best for the race!
Greggleswong: Who's gonna be streaming today?
r10pez10: "project" might be a verb
Stoffern subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
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DiamondTiki: Turns out there's a similar reason they won't let the real LeMans drivers drive for 24 hours either
ccwgtb subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
ccwgtb: Looking forward to this, but disappointed you're not using a classic Mini!
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cheetoJack: Welbog is it chicago style because it is giant? Or is chicago style big, and a giant chicago style is even bigger?
TrustTheBunny: It is Saturday Night and I am ready to drink and watch others drive!
RockPusher subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
RockPusher: Gotta Go Fast! rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
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Welbog: @cheetoJack Yes
TehAmelie: we will certainly project force here
Martijn_Wouterse: Ah, the ol' Dutch name strikes again :D
RegulusPratus: Vroooooom
Laurence72: Currently leading the race, teh Sub Train!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: PrideWingL lrrIAN PrideWingR
DevInsanity subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
DevInsanity: 66 months? That's 6 11s. Or 11 6s. That may or may not be significant. Probably not.
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fragilepaper: Hey @diamondtiki o/
Pteraspidomorphi: No caffeine IV drip?
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL sergeHeart PrideWingR
DiamondTiki: Hai, Fragile!
HailtheRNG: hey, it's more exciting desert bus
RoeDent89: 69 months. Noice!
BillTheCat: wooo go Ian
TehAmelie: thank you for resisting the sex number jokes, just once
midday_rendelnep: @Stoffern Niiiiiiice
iiieye: French national anthem time
DiamondTiki: Slightly more crashes Desert Bus
CorruptDropbear: CALM
mastershake29x: the real le mans must be easy, fernando alonso actually qualified for it
ronlocke: No froza
r10pez10: car-m
Molladia: Pride500 Raising a glass of Chili Chai Stout for you Ian
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RockPusher: The France!
thetoastmonster: So, not gonna let Beej drive this year, right?
BillTheCat: is there an over/under line on number of crashes?
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MrPhlip: Here in my Cars / I am racing them all / I can speed through the pits / It's the only way to lose / In Cars
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taruan: Good luck racing!
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ronlocke: Thanks
Tantusar: oh boy i'm looking at the spreadsheet and remembering some of the bollocks i and others had to pull last year to wrangle it into submission
thetoastmonster: Hope they know NOT to speed in the Pit Lane
Welbog: Nice
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLesbian PrideFlag PrideBisexual PrideTrans PridePan PrideAsexual PrideLionYay
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Khador1: woo 22 months with the best streamers around :)
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CorruptDropbear: HOW DO I DRIVE
ShifuDaxiongmao: Have you qualified?!
malc: Beej will still get disqualified
DiamondTiki: Oooh, instructiony!
RockPusher: Game likes amping that music up on you
TehAmelie: chili chai stout? none of those words belong with any of the others lrrSLOTH
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrIAN
Molladia: PrideLionYay PrideBalloons lrrIAN lrrIAN
midday_rendelnep: Also list the grounds for disqualification!
mastershake29x: le marse... french anthem time... so do we get o canada?
Pteraspidomorphi: *Is* Beej coming this year to get you disqualified?
CorruptDropbear: Rooooolling Staaaaaaaaaaaart!
DiamondTiki: Beej will glitch the car into the stands and get disqualified for leaving the track
cheetoJack: Tantusar I cloned last years spreadsheet to make it. That spreadsheet cloned the original. Its a bit of technical debt.
ronlocke: Would love a wheel... 🤣 man cave
Blasteg: music volume is creeping up again somehow
CorruptDropbear: *daytona increases*
DigitalSeahorse: benjam40MulPride PrideBalloons
malc: Ian volume is creeping down; suggest more coffee ;)
Volus_dude: PrideHi PrideGive PrideWingL
iiieye: http://www.radiolemans.co/ for radio coverage of the real race
Welbog: Pretty epic car music. Is this what cars think they sound like?
ralphthellama: how many LRR people don't have their driving licenses?
DigitalSeahorse: viking64Pride viking64Pride viking64Pride
ChipMissile: Best of luck Ian!
Tantusar: @cheetoJack times with milliseconds were the big issue to my memory
62MGcobra: put le mans starts in le mans you cowards
RoeDent89: Ooh that's a fine vessel!
AntiCrepuscular: ow nice work!
malc: oh goodness
TheWooglie: oooh fanyc
TehAmelie: classy
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun thank you for choosing Swiss precision engineering
midday_rendelnep: oooooooh
Weisenhorn: Nice.
BillTheCat: ooh a benz
CorruptDropbear: the best ad
Lord_Hosk: Ian has been driving for the past 24 hours to qualify for Lrrmans
Psychic_Ketchup: That's SO GOOD
Dared00: Yessssss, the livery
Laurence72: AMAZING
ChipMissile: Nice
RockPusher: lrrIAN tiltyhEXTREME
AntiCrepuscular: yeeees, that gradient!
62MGcobra: nice
Jeezy56: did you pick this car at random or because it's 30 years since it won?
DiamondTiki: So fancy!
Aneximarius: This is highly appropriate
Lucien0451: Beautiful!
Molladia: nice work
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW PrideWingR
Blasteg: nice
margieargie: Yessss1
RoeDent89: Wow! Amazing!
margieargie: *!
Traion subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months!
Traion: I'll pay for like what? 20km worth of gas? 10?
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AntiCrepuscular: I like the "Horner Duct"
ChipMissile: These are some great sponsorships we have this year!
62MGcobra: theres a hole in your head?
TheAinMAP: That's good.
HavenJunde: wow
ralphthellama: that's really well done
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VegaStrypes51: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:51.
AntiCrepuscular: is Jacob on the rims as requested? :D
TehAmelie: can't wait to see that hood wrapped around our windshield
Roadhog123: Oh, the French military are absailing into the real Le Mans atm...
ShifuDaxiongmao: We need a paint job like this on the Desert Bus :D
Aneximarius: I cannot wait for the moment you get to see your own face flying over the catch fence into the spectators
banachspacebar: Amazing, except for a distinct lack of Jacob hubcaps
DigitalSeahorse: ssandWOW katesWa katesOw
r10pez10: !lrrmansheet
LRRbot: Link to the spreadsheet : http://bit.ly/LRRMansSpreadsheet2019
AntiCrepuscular: Joeri noooo
Earthenone: yourii will always be with us
DiamondTiki: Nooo
midday_rendelnep: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
Driosenth: Ian, make sure you have all DQs disabled
BillTheCat: nooo rip yuri
margieargie: Rip Yorri 2018-2018
DiamondTiki: #FreeYuri
HavenJunde: i will miss Yorri
DiamondTiki: #IDidntRememberHowYorriWasSpelled
Taveena: !uptime
Traion: So have we made bets yet on how Beej will DQ us this year? Kappa
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:50.
r10pez10: [scratches head]
Laurence72: Firmly attached? Just like last year when DQs were disabled? I have faith we'll see the hood fly somehow someway
tim19862: Hello Ian! Good luck sir! o7 lrrAWESOME lrrSACK kaypikeGOOD kaypikeLUCK
cheetoJack: r10pez10 lowercase M in LRRmans
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Roughly21Smurfs: Hopefully we won’t need to use our Horn(er) too much ;p
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Tantusar: http://bit.ly/LRRmansSpreadsheet2019 no cap on the M
ShifuDaxiongmao: They play the french national anthem before the race, right? if so, can we have present LRR people hum it for us? :D
r10pez10: rectified, thank you
mastershake29x: @ShifuDaxiongmao yes, and they in fact just did
DiamondTiki: See, this is why they do qualifiers
ShifuDaxiongmao: can we have Beej hum it? :D
banachspacebar: is speeding in the pit still a DQ?
ShifuDaxiongmao: it kinda needs a drop
ShifuDaxiongmao: :P
DiamondTiki: So you can get the "figuring out your cockpit buttons" done during that :p
TehAmelie: it's a 24 hour drive, plenty of time to figure out how cars work
midday_rendelnep: bEEEJ NEEDS TO BE AWAKE TO HUM IT
cheetoJack: r10pez10 though you may want to add http://www.cheetojack.com/lrrmans/ to the command? Its the better site for data. I might be a bit biased.
midday_rendelnep: sorry
r10pez10: may? i will!
ShifuDaxiongmao: midday_rendelnep you'd be surprised at all the things Beej don't need to be awake to do :D
Laurence72: Hmm hmm hmm HUM hmm HUM hmm HUMMM hu hum
RockPusher: Insert Ian A into Ian A
Saintnex: ooooh new love the layout with the driver time, etc.
62MGcobra: what wheel are you using?
ShifuDaxiongmao: this is an interesting parking spot
cheetoJack: oh good, my url doesn't trip my username highlighting. I was concerned about that.
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Why isn't the exhaust exiting out of Ian's mouth in a picture?
Fruan: Doctors recommend that you should always be inside yourself. If an out of body experience lasts longer than 4 hours, see a doctor.
Orgmastron subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
Orgmastron: Time for 24 hours of car bois!
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DigitalSeahorse: ssandCOIN I'm inside me too
RoeDent89: You've probably got around 2 minutes before you need to move out the way.
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the_bus_slumbers: Hype for Ian’s LRRMania!
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orbitaltuna: whoa it started already?
bazorkin: Baby you can drive my car.
t3h_f1gm3nt: the lrrmans is today?! HELL YEAH!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Brazil!
Artik_Skarab: Test for DQs?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian, have you made sure there is a secured cup holder in your car? :D
Driosenth: how do you request certain things when you request a pit stop?
CorruptDropbear: WOOO
DigitalSeahorse: PrideParty PrideParty PrideParty
RockPusher: yeah! flag!
cheetoJack: Invalid Duration still? Strange.
TehAmelie: what a huge flag
Astra7525: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:38.
DevInsanity: You'd be excited too if you had a flag
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Brazilian flag
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Earthenone: is it also churning?
RoeDent89: Campfires!
TehAmelie: i wonder how fast their arms will get tired
TheElrad: Ian, check if driving too fast in the pit lane is still a DQ
orbitaltuna: morning ian
WolfAmulet: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:08.
Donutholez: Wooooooh I'm here~! Good Morning
RoeDent89: Oh yeah, that was a thing last year.
iiieye: I have the real race on my other monitor, I might not be able to hear Ian but I am hear,
Saulens181: oh shit its that time of the year again
midday_rendelnep: #track tour
Thane1607: ah well I guess I'm not going to sleep
DiamondTiki: Not go to full speed?
FurthestChunk55: so how long till our hood escapes into space?
DiamondTiki: What is it with this sensible driving?
Astra7525: D'aww... no more yorri
EscherichiaCole: Rue Main
t3h_f1gm3nt: omg that paint job on the car is great XD
r10pez10: !lrrmandata
LRRbot: Link to the spreadsheet: http://bit.ly/LRRmansSpreadsheet2019 -- Link to more data visualisation: http://www.cheetojack.com/lrrmans/
LegacyStarkiller: have you done much with setup?
mastershake29x: @DiamondTiki this is practice, reasonable driving is allowed :)
Fruan: Yorri is in the commentary booth this year...
orbitaltuna: aww no yoriiiiiiiiiiii
the_terror_that_flaps_: The Rhythm Café Special
RoeDent89: How long before all the cars whizz past?
r10pez10: this is technically setup still i think
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian, have you set up a secured cup holder for your drivers? :)
Lord_Hosk: We have cut this corner
Type_One___: Cheer100
Tantusar: On your left.
Featherweight_: vroooo,
cheetoJack: I believe this is the Dunlop Chop
t3h_f1gm3nt: i cant remember, is this the first lrrmans using project cars 2 or did we use it last year?
Molladia: oh man, I wish I had a secondary display setup
RoeDent89: Look behind you
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Get off the road, old man!" :D
wujo444: this looks very much like Ian on the real racing track Kappa
ilide18: Just don't crash the way Dumbreck did
LegacyStarkiller: I meant car set up
mastershake29x: IRL Le Mans weather i think: 21 C, cloudy
RoeDent89: Coming round to Tetre Rouge, at the start of the Mulsanne straight
Molladia: Manual gearbox?
Gamzee_Makara: vroom vroom
Lord_Hosk: now coming up to Ian will forget to break and crash here
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RoeDent89: With its two chicances
EscherichiaCole: oh I just noticed the rhythm cafe branding
cheetoJack: the first of BIG CHEATS
RockPusher: Happy Little Cheats
Tantusar: SMALL CHEATS
Traion: Most cars like this would get flip shifted anyway
midday_rendelnep: big arse straight
Molladia: This course is huge, whats the avg lap time?
Driosenth: Next turn is Jumpsuit Jacques
TheOtherTrevor: Total Time: INVALID DURATION
Alness49: The paint job is nice, but I feel there should be more anime for the true Ian Experience
r10pez10: 250 kilometers is almost two months
Robot_Bones: yeah gotta warm up after the off season
ShifuDaxiongmao: Is the team tactic "don't crash and see where that takes us" ?
banachspacebar: okay, the lrr logos above the wheels are choice
FurthestChunk55: the full two small cheats!
LegacyStarkiller: Might be an idea to move the brake balance back a notch or two
PsychoI3oy: oh, sweet, i didn't realize the data would go back to the stream too
Astra7525: so.. we got an overlay now... Are we becoming Summer DesertBus?
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Lord_Hosk: Here e see, guy in orange
RoeDent89: Heading down towards Mulsanne corner
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Molladia: Is this your preferred view position? Not in car or bumper?
ilide18: 3:15 was the best qualifying time last year. Not sure about this year
Jeezy56: in this car I'd guess about 3:30-40-ish
Alness49: Is this overlay pulling from the game?
cheetoJack: I don't quite understand why we're getting "Invalid Duration" on the total time
ShifuDaxiongmao: Does LRR have a driving helmet for the actual race?
DarkMorford: @Alness49 Yes
RoeDent89: Long right-hand curve round to the left-turn at Indianapolis
ehsteveG: Have you considered doing mixed classes this year?
ShifuDaxiongmao: lol
the_terror_that_flaps_: 3 to 4.5 minutes is proabably a good time
Alness49: That is impressive
DevInsanity: Might conflict with the headphones
Astra7525: Please tell me the font too changes to wingdings if we hit funny number in lap time :D
Earthenone: thats a big commetment for a small bit
r10pez10: 24hrs in a helmet
orbitaltuna: HELLPHONE
banachspacebar: can you end the warmups testing if Pit disqualification is still a thing even in a no-DQ race?
thirsty_kitteh: @cheetoJack possible because we're still before the start time?
margieargie: GANT GANT
Dryhad: Gant Gant!
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Fruan: GANT GANT
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RoeDent89: GANT GANT
DiamondTiki: I assume total time calculated from 6am
orbitaltuna: gant gant can you do the gant gant
t3h_f1gm3nt: GANT GANT!!
Ranakel: That's one fast Desert Bus
CorruptDropbear: Gambon
cheetoJack: thirsty_kitteh oh that could be it, in fact that makes a lot of sense
RoeDent89: Right hander at Arnage
TehAmelie: Gant Gant sponsoring again again
Alness49: Gant Gant! You got the sponsorship money again!
Jeezy56: did you pick this car at random or because it won 30 years ago?
RoeDent89: Then into the Porsche curves.
MadWolf1290: Pit DQ - aka the Beej way to end
TrustTheBunny: Gant Gant, the product so nice you say it twice\
TehAmelie: what do they even make
Fruan: What is Gant Gant? Other than incredibly fun to say, I mean.
Lord_Hosk: But... but... it doesnt have a hood
Alness49: Look, if Beej isn't getting a DQ, he's gonna get into the sub ocean
ShifuDaxiongmao: the drawback of the Le Mans races.. there are spoilers everywhere
Molladia: Can chat fill me in on Gant?
TehAmelie: i wanna say. . .pants
margieargie: Horner Corner!
cheetoJack: The World's Fastest Lap Time in this car is 03:15.879
Ranakel: Did you know? In French, Gant Gant means Glove Glove
TrustTheBunny: They make Gants and gant related accessories
Earthenone: gant gant pant pants?
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrIAN PrideTake PrideWingR
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, Gant is a clothing maker, if I remember correctly.
Tantusar: Gant is a Swedish clothing brand.
atrociouslyambisinister: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:35.
wildpeaks: are we the only car on the circuit ?
cheetoJack: GANT is kind of all over a section of this track
TehAmelie: Gant doesn't mean anything in Swedish if anyone's curious
Earthenone: we let the other cars go ahead of us
Roadhog123: Real cars are rolling out to start their formation lap now.
Lord_Hosk: and the Ford get ready to pit
62MGcobra: cars are starting to roll!!!
Roadhog123: Box Box Box
Earthenone: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: Still works.
CorruptDropbear: DISQUALIFIED
Welbog: Nice
Alness49: Triple Gant? The engine can handle that?
Fruan: As is tradition!
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RoeDent89: Hahaha!
ShifuDaxiongmao: Who are our drivers this year?
Roughly21Smurfs: Where are those rainbow wings from?
RockPusher: We call that manoeuvre, The Beej
Earthenone: !drivers
Alness49: It's not beejproof then.
Saintnex: hopefully that will be the only disqualification this year
Nommii77: Cheer100
MadWolf1290: @Roughly21Smurfs bit donation unlocks
Tantusar: Oh, simulating'll be a mistake, won't it?
Earthenone: lrrPAUL lrrKATHLEEN lrrCORI lrrIAN lrrBEEEJ
Welbog: I should get some coffee in solidarity. It's not early AF here like it is in the moonbase.
midday_rendelnep: And then there is all of LRL
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: How many of the people that show up cannot drive?
Orgmastron: Jacob! PogChamp
Drakas: i need to go to bed have fun
ShifuDaxiongmao: TheSoundOfWhiteNoise does it really matter? ;)
Tantusar: 24 hours is a long time to simulate.
Roughly21Smurfs: @madwolf1290 thanks! :)
MrPhlip: What a stimulating session
Astra7525: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:53 AM
Astra7525: oh dang
mastershake29x: FORMATION LAP (?) under way at le mans
MadWolf1290: wait, does LRRMans lead directly into LRL?
Astra7525: I forgot how early in the morning it is in BC
Earthenone: LRL is the halftime show
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrSIGNAL lrrCORI lrrKATHLEEN lrrBEEEJ lrrIAN lrrPAUL
Tantusar: Back to race central!
r10pez10: LRL will apparently happen -through- this
Psychic_Ketchup: Jacob will be telling us about Vampire Le Mansquerade
TehAmelie: 360 laps, he want all the way around
DigitalSeahorse: Oops
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r10pez10: (i have literally no idea how they're gonna handle that)
DigitalSeahorse: PrideGive PrideTake
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Phillammon: Uh oh
TheWooglie: when do the subs/bits reset?
Earthenone: they reset manualy on the overlay
mastershake29x: woa, there is a jackie chan racing team? what?
Earthenone: but !storm resets at midnight
notarealartist: hey there!
RoeDent89: @azlan121 Thanks so much! :)
TehAmelie: does it say nobody in the top 10 had ANY pit stops?
Roadhog123: French TV has gone to ad break before the race start... :P
RoeDent89: Booo!
Tantusar: Simulated drivers don't need to pit.
62MGcobra: P1 qualifying is 3:15.497
TehAmelie: hax!
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coriolis_storm: Good morning Ian! Good luck on the race! lrrAWESOME SeemsGood
mastershake29x: slowest le mans quali time was 3:54
MildInterest: Wish I could watch all this, going to have to catch the vod. Good luck!!
Taveena: Darko ver Lord
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Taveena: Me, I, Moth
Dared00: Sauber C9 qualified in 1989 with the time of 3:15.040 - but they were racing at the chicaneless track
ReynardWrecca: I've just joined in, is Ian speaking in tongues?
Driosenth: Are you going to reset the bitcount
Taveena: That is what he does
CorruptDropbear: Let's get ready to raaaaace!
RoeDent89: You're gonna be exhausted before the race even begins
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AntiCrepuscular returns with lunch just in time lrrAWESOME
azlan121: @ReynardWrecca he's speaking in 5:30am
midday_rendelnep: French National Anthem first?
AntiCrepuscular: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
notarealartist: subs! lrrHEART
Dared00: let's get ready to rumbleeeee
Ispert: @Welbog Thanks for the gift sub!
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TemporallyAwry: I totally forgot that you had the wheel - neat :D
TheElrad: Lets get rrrrrrready to rrrrraaaaaace
Welbog: Never gifted subs before. Feels good man.
CosmicDot: @Welbog Thanks
Molladia: T-Minus 2mins
TrustTheBunny: Get those keys into those ignitions, we are about to do this! It's a beautiful Canadian morning and the track is looking digital
ReynardWrecca: Oh yeah, fair point @azlan121 :) Better than I manage at that time.
Earthenone: !car good
Stoffern: Time driven is already 16:52, someone should note that
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Rules?
BodyofEvidences: Wait a c9? Are we racing Group c?
thirsty_kitteh: @LoadingReadyRun do you start fully fueled?
theneatestburrito: lrrHEART , Welbog
Welbog: <3
GenieWH: Good luck!
ShifuDaxiongmao: that sounded like the end of an 90s cartoon... the moral lesson.. wrong car vs good car
FurthestChunk55: did changing the car reset the livery? god I hope not
DarKovalord: @azlan121 Thanks for the gift sub!
Distrei: He we go!
beowuuf: no rules means no pants!
Ispert: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Cool! No Rules at all!
rucdoc: Ian what do you think of the new Hyper car rules
beowuuf: good luck ian!
Traion: The only driver who sticks to the rules is Kathleen. And she drives slow
ehsteveG: No rules means NO PANTS
Alness49: No rules means no pants!
TrustTheBunny: Keep your hands at 3 and 6 and drive safe, racers!
PsychoI3oy: do you want to trashcan the other strategies?
62MGcobra: lrrSACK lrrSACK
Molladia: GayPride lrrHEART lrrIAN
codl_: Pride500
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CorruptDropbear: READY READY
coriolis_storm: LOADING has begun... let's get READY to RUN! lrrAWESOME
AntiCrepuscular: As Scott Manley says: "Fly safe!" ;)
Aenir798: Oh I didn't miss the actusl start of the 24 hour racing?
FurthestChunk55: red leader standing by
Aenir798: oh boy
Lord_Hosk: You see, Ian isnt a professional race drivier who is sponsored by a team and making 100K a year to practice...
RockPusher: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
thegenderpirate: you got a strategy ian
Molladia: Are you watching the real race too?
62MGcobra: starting now!!!!!
undecided44: formation lap underway on us tv
Earthenone: Good Enough!
Laurence72: YAYAY!!!!
Tajessa: BRRRRRRM
CorruptDropbear: *daytona intensifies
coriolis_storm: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ReynardWrecca: Ber-ber-ber-ber BERRRR!
notarealartist: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
r10pez10: we're here!
ChipMissile: GO GO GO
RoeDent89: AND IT'S GO GO GO!
orbitaltuna: vroom
t3h_f1gm3nt: LETS DO THIS!!! lrrHORN
Astra7525: whoop whoop
JerryEris: broom broom!
PsychoI3oy: the8bitGO the8bitGO the8bitGO
DiamondTiki: VROOM VROOM!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideTrans PrideBisexual PrideFlag PrideLesbian PrideAsexual PridePan
midday_rendelnep has the french national anthem playing
ampharos15: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Alness49: Good Enough!
RockPusher: Gyo Gyo Gyo!
wizardMu42: I happened to be here, but I probably won't watch much.
theneatestburrito: PrideFlag PrideFlag PrideFlag PrideFlag
DiamondTiki: Bonk!
Taveena: I don't know why they don't let drivers sit on the hood more often.
62MGcobra: GREEN!!!! in real time
ReynardWrecca: First blood!
RoeDent89: GANT GANGT GANT!
Tantusar: IRL Le Mans still forming.
PsychoI3oy: the8bitFaster the8bitFaster
x1r0: is this nascar?
Lord_Hosk: thats not a collision, thats rubbing, and rubbings racing
midday_rendelnep: just the instrumental because it lasts 5 mins
Molladia: Do the tyres start warmed?
mastershake29x: is damage on?
RockPusher: ♫ Do you hear the engines sing / singing the song of motorsport… ♫
Earthenone: damage you say....
Ba_Dum_Tish: Spending our night ...... in cars
BodyofEvidences: casual 340kph
electroswagnetism: oh heck I missed the first minute of the LRRmans
Astra7525: "warmed tires"... this is so bizzare to hear
Blasteg: nice pass
margieargie: Tiny cheats!
ReynardWrecca: Ah, strats.
thegenderpirate: all planned
r10pez10: stop distracting ian, chat :P
PhorrestGaze: medium cheat
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian "I'll speedrun this" Horner
thegenderpirate: mastermind ian
TemporallyAwry: Lap One - already surfing the green
ehsteveG: all according to keikaku
coriolis_storm: Cheat mode: activated
Alness49: Unconventional
RoeDent89: Does this make us all passengers?
somecall_metim: *chicane coming up* Ian: "I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move"
Earthenone: large data, side of coke
AntiCrepuscular: that speed differential on the straight was ridiculous :)
TheElrad: nice of the car in front of us to break
Welbog: ALL THE DATA
electroswagnetism: big data energy
RoeDent89: Ian, can we stop for ice cream?
AntiCrepuscular: are the other cars fully fuelled up perhaps?
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cheetoJack: We are literally storing all the data PC2 gives us.
somecall_metim: those poor tyres
Artik_Skarab: Time driven is still borked?
wujo444: interested in how this commentary will degrade over time Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto Nous Les Nord
FurthestChunk55: MCDONALDS MCDONALDS Kappa
Blasteg: assisted turning
TrustTheBunny: Let's go to McDonalds!
Molladia: Passing the Nissan R390 there
Radyin: Time driven hasn’t been reset?
Alness49: !lrrmans
LRRbot: It's coming...
EJGRgunner: Are we there yet?
RockPusher: *slaps side of API* this Grafana can hold soo much data
ShifuDaxiongmao: Are we there yet?
RoeDent89: Ooh boy!
Lord_Hosk: are we there yet?
Nyx_fire: how much time have I missed
ecocd: Would this be awesome or terrifying in VR?
Nyx_fire: oh mvn i see the count up
Earthenone: 2 minutes
Tajessa: I need to goooo to the tooooiilet
Saintnex: yay I-CREAM
Astra7525: Just popped into my head: I wish Twitch had a functionality that automatically highlights the chat message when the streamer adresses something someone said in chat
AntiCrepuscular: both ecocd
Fruan: GANT GANT
Laurence72: GANT GANT
ChipMissile: GANT GANT
Ba_Dum_Tish: Will you turn the car around and go home if we are bad?
TrustTheBunny: GANT GANT
CorruptDropbear: DONUTS
midday_rendelnep: Nyx_fire you missed a 30m pre race
TheElrad: JAQUES
ShifuDaxiongmao: Rush hour!!
Laurence72: JACQUE!
B4rberblacksheep: First spin!
Lord_Hosk: CANT GANT GANT
RockPusher: 1st Spin PogChamp
Welbog: Barrel roll
DigitalSeahorse: 2 min, this is where the first BUS STOP is! :P
TrustTheBunny: The cleanest turn.
Veketshian: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 33:09.
resilientspring: oh no I'm getting motion sick xP sorry LRRmans, I'll have to skip, good luck!
notarealartist: yikes
DiamondTiki: Bonk!
malc: remember your turning signals
wujo444: 1 down
Alness49: Gant Gant!
Orgmastron: NotLikeThis
FurthestChunk55: well we just killed a man
ecocd: donuts in the infield.
Roadhog123: Unsafe Re-entry. :P
Ba_Dum_Tish: Pride100 Pride100 Pride100 Save Yurri
CorruptDropbear: STOP CUTTING ME OFF
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ReynardWrecca: Not, perhaps, your finest moment :)
Fruan: The GANTest of GANTs there
Tajessa: Ian, you're supposed to be in France, not Australia, no donuts!
margieargie: Not in this race it isn't!
ShifuDaxiongmao: do we have a DQ counter running? :D
wizardMu42: We don't have DQ's enabled, then?
PhorrestGaze: RIP
RoeDent89: Good start, everyone!
TrustTheBunny: Thanks for the PrideLionHey @ba_dum_tish
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
62MGcobra: chronch wrangler!!
Blasteg: horner corner strikes again
Earthenone: the fans are all here in chat at least
ChipMissile: Just like being in a real LMP car lol
Radyin: Does Time Driven mean time since the start of the stream or time actually driving?
Ba_Dum_Tish: PrideAsexual PrideTrans
Welbog: Spoke too soon
Tajessa: Time actually driving
RockPusher: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
Tantusar: What's the car model again?
thegenderpirate: no ac means realistic simulation of your burning engine
DigitalSeahorse: :D
RoeDent89: Sir? Sir!
TheElrad: hmm, weren't we in 6th just a few seconds ago? :D
Dared00: @Radyin actually driving, but also including test laps
Ammondale: !sir
WolfAmulet: Why did the arrows just turn red?
Blasteg: stark straightway!
CorruptDropbear: I hope damage is set to off
Earthenone: c9 with custom ian art, the car won 30 years ago
DigitalSeahorse: nice
midday_rendelnep: lap ONE!
Laurence72: NOT IN LAST! WOOOO!!!
coriolis_storm: @Radyin That's race time left
RoeDent89: 4:13.859
Astra7525: @WolfAmulet red means oyu are too fast for the turn
KriegerSan: C9 oh the memes :P
Alness49: 6th to 20th, I fear that was getting off lightly
62MGcobra: before the donuts yes
wujo444: @TheElrad sometime before Ian did 720
mastershake29x: @WolfAmulet braking zones
Dared00: Turn one for what
Ba_Dum_Tish: Did we make sure not to allow Been at the wheel?
Radyin: So, it is time driven, not race time driven.
Driosenth: "Sir We cannot get out of the way, we are a gate."
Earthenone: we can get new tires in half an hour when we get fuel anyways, they can take it :P
Ba_Dum_Tish: Dr Beej
TheElrad: @CorruptDropbear for some strange reason both Damage and DQs are off in this run
WolfAmulet: @mastershake29x @Astra7525 Thanks, that makes sense
Tantusar: First lap is in the sheet!
CorruptDropbear: I wonder why Kappa
wujo444: no idea Kappa
mastershake29x: no safety cars i presume?
AntiCrepuscular: safety third!
Dared00: @mastershake29x no rules, no gods, no masters
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Safety Third!
AntiCrepuscular: volume is good
midday_rendelnep: Pretty good
CorruptDropbear: A little too enginy but that's the point ;p
Blasteg: real good
Orgmastron: olume is good
mastershake29x: volume is good
RoeDent89: We can drive if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Radyin: Will it be sunny the entire race?
Orgmastron: Volume*
Fruan: Your voice could be a scotch louder, but it;s basically fine.
Astra7525: better
Radyin: *clear skies
ecocd: volume is good. If there's supposed to be music or something, tho, I can't hear it.
Dryhad: Are we going to have the manager guy chattering turned off the whole time?
Earthenone: pylons!
Dared00: It's pretty cloudy in Le Mans now
mastershake29x: it is cloudy in france, not sure if rain is in the forecast
DigitalSeahorse: the engine is the music :P
coriolis_storm: @Radyin Not at night ;-)
RoeDent89: RIP those posts
Tantusar: (Actual real Le Mans started about 4 minutes late.)
undecided44: yeah announcers are threatening rain is coming
Laurence72: GANT GANT
Fruan: GANT GANT
TemporallyAwry: "Exciting" Weather :p not "Bad"
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Pride200 Hey Ian, will you also at some point be covering the Lego expansion of Forza Horizon 4? Because that looks super sweet!
RoeDent89: tnag tnag
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Radyin: Project CARS links to actual weather servers? That’s really cool.
B4rberblacksheep: Maybe some rain in 18 hours or so looking at the Le Man forecast
TrustTheBunny: LRRMans Spotify Playlist: Only songs that mention cars or driving in the title are allowed. Any suggestions?
DigitalSeahorse: How many horses is Ian on right now?
ecocd: oh oh. oh! do I get to make the desert bus joke? Does we get to perpetual dusk?
CorruptDropbear: Everything is awesomme
midday_rendelnep: Possible thunderstorm according Accu-weather
Earthenone: speed racer soundtrack is a good place to start @TrustTheBunny
DarkMorford: @TrustTheBunny Truck Driving Song - "Weird Al" Yankovic Kappa
KriegerSan: So who is on the copilot / pilot list or is it just anyone who wanders in
Dared00: RUINED
notarealartist: oh no!
CorruptDropbear: bonk
Tantusar: And... Last.
RockPusher: mmmmm, donuts
TehAmelie: when you drift on accident but make it look good
tyrew0rm: and into last we go
RealWormbo: no realistic damage model? Kappa
mastershake29x: oh dear
orbitaltuna: mmmmdonut
SoapyMarmoset: Corners are back, they're good again, awooo (wolf howl)
DigitalSeahorse: that was the other car's fault
Astra7525: Yorri might be gone, but his spirit certainly is not
Alness49: @trustthebunny Any song just ended with "...in cars!"
CosmicDuctTape: this is quite a wavy handling
voslan: So hopfully this will be the full 24 hours
Saintnex: the hubris of it all!
CosmicDuctTape: lotta swerves
voslan: As i have a 12 hour shift and i really want to watch this tonight
Creideiki_SE: Does crashing head-on into the wall count as booping the snoot?
Dared00: @KriegerSan Beej, Paul, Kathleen, Cori, Jacob, prolly more people
Jondare: TrustTheBunny Volve B18, it's a classic danish song, with an accompanying dance and everything!
CorruptDropbear: You got 23 hours 51 minutes!
Dryhad: New PB!
CorruptDropbear: it's your second lap soooo
B4rberblacksheep: ALthough if this is accurate weather it should be cloudy as bus right now
62MGcobra: Ian Corner right?
TrustTheBunny: @Jondare I need to see this...
ReydienOnline: does lemans have a moving start? that would explain the faster lap 2
Pteraspidomorphi: cheetoJack, what's that URL again? I was hearing about stats from the kitchen but only just sat down
DigitalSeahorse: :O
TheElrad: !stats
orbitaltuna: oh no, single fruit flies are the worst
DigitalSeahorse: who left the bananas in the office?
cheetoJack: !lrrmanData
LRRbot: Link to the spreadsheet: http://bit.ly/LRRmansSpreadsheet2019 -- Link to more data visualisation: http://www.cheetojack.com/lrrmans/
mastershake29x: @ReydienOnline le mans is a rolling start yes
KriegerSan: !advice
LRRbot: Never pull your ghost out in a fight.
Pteraspidomorphi: Thanks!
Lord_Hosk: I fixed the name of the corner for Ian. https://i.imgur.com/5kvJzQW.png
TheManaLeek: Ian vs Fruit Fly, this is the fight of the ages
Laurence72: Do it while the car pits?
banachspacebar: is it possible to turn on AC when you go to the pit?
Radyin: I like the “Potential” lap time in the corner to taunt you.
ReydienOnline: ah, rolling, that's the term, thanks
Jondare: TrustTheBunny Song and dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9psCAWrISg
Dryhad: Imagine that in the real race. "Coming in for an early pit, there's a fly in the car"
DigitalSeahorse: katesLewd ssandMOD
Stoffern: some good oop
r10pez10: horner the roller
cheetoJack: Did anyone catch Ian's Lap 1 sector 1 time?
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun can you turn the AC on while you're pitting? :D
TehAmelie: in other news, what if plants are farming us and slowly killing us with oxygen to feed on us when we turn into dirt?
tyrew0rm: we've now lost any slipstream as well
Jondare: TrustTheBunny oh sorry, wrong link, this has the dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjhN6qXfkm4
Earthenone: queue battle of fates
Dared00: @cheetoJack I wonder, how do you handle driver changes - manually or are they somehow automatized?
ChipMissile: Hey look, new tires!
TheElrad: 10 laps of fuel and your front tires are fupped
Driosenth: The moon is a waxing gibbous today. There should be a moderate amount of lighting at night.
Blasteg: tow truck!
ReynardWrecca: Ah, just like in the real race :)
Artik_Skarab: Are the tires too grippy?
midday_rendelnep: 4:13.844 cheeto assuming the spreadsheet works
Lord_Hosk: And this is why you don't text and drive
cheetoJack: midday_rendelnep I want just the sector 1 time, not the full lap
KriegerSan: But is the tyre too Gritty?
Molladia: Whats the White bar under the rear view?
TrustTheBunny: @Jondare It's beautiful,and I need more of it in my life
cheetoJack: I'm not very good at things at this time in the morning.
DiscordianTokkan: THe tires want to SMASH THE STATE
Radyin: I wish the reset button triggered cranes to come and move you back to the track in real time.
RockPusher: !quote 4279
LRRbot: Quote #4279: "I don't have any actual car experience." —Ian [2017-06-17]
ShifuDaxiongmao: he's probably going soft on tires :P
Fruan: GANT GANT
Laurence72: GANT GANT
Welbog: GANT
Fruan: extra bonus GANT!
Dryhad: You betrayed us, Gant
the_terror_that_flaps_: I assume you're on slick tires
Driosenth: @cheetoJack since the hood cannot be lost, can we lose that column on the sheet?
ShifuDaxiongmao: aww.. I was hoping for an Austin Powers parking :D
Rathclav: Yeah yeah Holy Driver You've been down too long in the midnight sea Oh what's becoming of me
Ispert: You are driving with a lead foot Kappa
Tantusar: Is resetting the car BIG CHEATS?
cheetoJack: Driosenth you should be able to edit everything about it
DigitalSeahorse: pretend you're shifting into first each time
Astra7525: I think the green-white-red bar is an indicator when you should change gears
r10pez10: oh edit the sheet at will, it is definitely a collaborative effort
KriegerSan: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get a crystal for all your bathing suit zone purposes.
laozi3: Is ian manually shifting?
Molladia: Yes
DigitalSeahorse: IGNORE ME!
Welbog: But... But Chat needs attention to live!
Molladia: with paddles
cheetoJack: I've had my hands full with http://www.cheetojack.com/lrrmans so I haven't given the spreadsheet really any thought
ReydienOnline: not pay attention to chat? blasphemy
BtEtta: Are pit lane speeding DQs disabled this time?
r10pez10: eyes on the road!
Roadhog123: Stop reading the chat in corners!
Dared00: @BtEtta no
the_terror_that_flaps_: I think project cars always default the medium tires
DarkMorford: I'm just glad I was able to get the map view on the dashboard working. Figuring out the math for the car rotation was a pain in the ass.
Evochron13: a tutorial on "don't drive distracted" by Ian Horner - the yearly event of LRRMans
Welbog: Read chat only when going over 300 kph.
BtEtta: lrrFINE
Rathclav: Ride the tiger You can see his stripes but you know he's clean Oh don't you see what I mean
Fruan: Chat is for straights only! Wait, no, that came out wrong.
coriolis_storm: This is exciting!
Driosenth: @cheetoJack I think you need special permission to remove columns
Astra7525: @Fruan hehe
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Ba_Dum_Tish: Chat will be your downfall Ian
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TehAmelie: don't drive distracted, unless it's a videogame
Tajessa: @Fruan literally exactly the thought in my head
ShifuDaxiongmao: yellow arrows = brake.. red = BRAKE!!!!! :D
tyrew0rm: so when will get lapped, im going to say before the first pit stop
Wondermoo: rayfkDont rayfkDont rayfkDont
cheetoJack: Driosenth try again
Ispert: One solution, for 15 seconds after you cross finish dont read chat
KriegerSan: We won't get lapped
KriegerSan: I'm sure we will make it up on this lap
Driosenth: @cheetoJack that did it,, thanks
ShifuDaxiongmao: that chicane wasn't too bad
Molladia: nice corner
Tantusar: Oh hey it fits in one horizontal scroll unit now.
EJGRgunner: Eta to pit stop, chat?
Molladia: nice
KriegerSan: Cash, grass or Ass?
Rathclav: Gotta get away Holy Driver, yeah!!!! lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
mastershake29x: nicely done
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Welbog: Ian, look, a distraction: what are the roots of x^2 - 7x + 10?
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Earthenone: yellow=brake red = too late might as well floor it and hope for the best right?
ShifuDaxiongmao: KriegerSan Rent out the Ass so we can get cash for grass? :D
Driosenth: @Welbog -2,-5
TrustTheBunny: The red arrows are clearly just speed boosts...
RockPusher: Jam on the gas, jam on the gas!
coriolis_storm: @EJGRgunner 15-30 minutes, I think
Welbog: @Driosenth Close
Tajessa: Jam on the gas, JAM ON THE GAS
Laurence72: GANT GANT
Ispert: at red i break when it turns yellow i floor it Kappa
EJGRgunner: @coriolis_storm thanks
FurthestChunk55: it's a shame we can't just blast the Initial D soundtrack
ShifuDaxiongmao: Imagine if this was on manual stick :D
Dryhad: GANT GANT
FurthestChunk55: GANT GANT
Molladia: YES YES nice corners
HerpesTornado: Pretty game
DiamondTiki: Din't get Ganted, celebration time!
AntiCrepuscular: GOOD GANT
darkora: much better
Laurence72: Sub 4 Lap?
AntiCrepuscular: good save!
KriegerSan: held it
Dared00: Everything. Is. Fine.
Tajessa: STAY ON TARGET
Dryhad: Stay on target
FurthestChunk55: actually tell you what I'm gonna bust out a Eurobeat playlist for myself to e n h a n c e the experience
TheElrad: it's cause you always do this, Ian :D P
Rathclav: haha
TrustTheBunny: Hold those nerves!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Weird just got an ad?
coriolis_storm: Nice recovery!
Saintnex: EYES ON THE PRIZE
ShifuDaxiongmao: Ian "Stay Sticky" Horner
Evochron13: 4th gear laurence72
Psychic_Ketchup: Stay classy?
KriegerSan: We have the next car on the horizon
dylanroodt: never touch the grass
Saintnex: lol
Dared00: NOOOOOO, SO CLOSE
cheetoJack: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat
DiamondTiki: Wheeeeee!
KriegerSan: Well had the car
Ba_Dum_Tish: It's our fault
Driosenth: Does the yellow chevrons mean throttle down and red mean brake, or is it more of a sliding scale?
Rathclav: spinouts for great justice? XD
Laurence72: SUB FOUR LAP!!!
Dared00: SUB 4!
Lord_Hosk: still improving
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCOIN
Fruan: Chat, are we the problem here?
TehAmelie: driving fast and loose and making lots of pit stops is a strategy
Ispert: Thats what you get for reading chats response to you saying dont read chat Kappa
RoeDent89: Woo! We broke the 4 -minute lap!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, that is ... one thing I kinda dislike about Project Cars. It is extremely unforgiving.
TrustTheBunny: #NoSpinouts2019
Laurence72: ARe... are WE the baddies?
Tajessa: I mean... Aren't we always the problem?
rucdoc: never read chat in the croners
Veketshian: Always forward, but sometimes sideways and in a loop
KriegerSan: LRR Moto: All was progressing Never learning?
TheElrad: @Fruan no, Ian just needs blinkers :P
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Mattmitchell45: Got myself a Yogurt Parfait. Set for LRRmans
Ba_Dum_Tish: So what I hear there is us distracting Ian results in better laptimes?
midday_rendelnep: Probably. We were part of the problem for Cam's draft
Tantusar: Did we have BIG CHEATS there?
Ispert: You fueled for 9 laps...
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Either pull harder or cut it off.
tyrew0rm: didnt we set it to 10 laps?
KriegerSan: Stupid auto correct Always*
Dared00: Didn't you change your setup to 10 laps?
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun remember, you went for 10 laps of feul
Molladia: Still have 17L, only used 4 on last
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I really prefer Forza Horizon 4 over Project Cars. Project Cars is extremely unforgiving.
Tajessa: !chat
Dared00: Tat's not %, that's liters
Pantsravaganza: !findquote ian
LRRbot: Quote #3646: "It's harder to sit when you're dead, Ian." —Heather [2016-11-23]
Dared00: *that
Molladia: OH
Ispert: You can do 2 laps more
Molladia: % not liters
Tantusar: You have one lap left after this.
RockPusher: You started with ~50% fuel
tyrew0rm: thats L not %
LegacyStarkiller: Think you're catching the car ahead
midday_rendelnep: Different model of car though
Fruan: Stupid question time - what happens if you run out of fuel?
Evochron13: you'd probably have enough if you'd spin out less as well.
cheetoJack: This car has a 100L fuel tank, so its actually both!
KriegerSan: he was catching until the spin out before
Rathclav: I was gonna ask the dsame fruan
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun you cahanged it in the preset, you might not have loaded it?
KriegerSan: So we can catch up soon
TrustTheBunny: @Fruan Flinstone it into the pit
Simonark: We are trying to kill you with typing. Ignore us and live
Rathclav: oh wow @TrustTheBunny
Earthenone: i think he changed an order to fill the tank not the starting fuel
TrustTheBunny: ;)
RoeDent89: You clicked "save".
ThePov42: What kind of car are we driving?
Molladia: Cheeto says we're at 14litres
TehAmelie: you know chat will explode if it drops under 50 words per minute
FurthestChunk55: strong protip for those of us at home: put on some Eurobeat
Tantusar: Changing the pit preset doesn't change how you enter the track.
dylanroodt: listen to your revs
Fruan: GANT GANT
Laurence72: GANT GANT
ShifuDaxiongmao: going to need pit for fuel I think
FurthestChunk55: I know Ian can't put on the Eurobeat, but let me tell ya hwat, having some on in the background improves this 100%
Magicpokey: Good Morning, Ian! I have appointments all morning, but drive well and have fun! I will rejoin you guys this afternoon!
orbitaltuna: any eurobeat recommendations
Rathclav: Does anyone know what his worst time is?
TehAmelie: get your leg leg in a pant pant from Gant Gant
tyrew0rm: 4-5L per lap
Ispert: I hope you got a cushion for your tushion Kappa
mercano82: What's the green gauge between the tachometer and the gear number?
AntiCrepuscular: orbitaltuna "Running in the 90s" :D
Welbog: Well done
KriegerSan: No spin
ShifuDaxiongmao: best lap!!
AntiCrepuscular: mercano82 throttle/brake
ShifuDaxiongmao: PB time!
Dared00: CLEAN LAP, GOT THERE
tyrew0rm: CLEAN LAP
darkora: nailed it!
62MGcobra: clean lap!
Ispert: one more lap and put :D
Welbog: BRAVO
margieargie: Lovely!
KriegerSan: Time to catch those chumps
ManaIishi: WOOOO
Ispert: PIT
RoeDent89: Nice! 3:51!
margieargie: Call for pit?
Artik_Skarab: cheer500 Clean Lap!!!
reward
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FurthestChunk55: just jam the entire Initial D soundtrack into your ears if you need Eurobeat suggestions
Tantusar: Call in the pit!
TrustTheBunny: Directly into the ear canal
tyrew0rm: pit this lap?
TheElrad: Pit, Pit, Pit
Ispert: Call the pit!
Molladia: Is that really 20K bits for this stream so far?
Laurence72: Speedy Speed boy!
Rathclav: XD
FurthestChunk55: Call for the main character of Kid Icarus
rucdoc: I admit nothing
ManaIishi: Call the pit!
Earthenone: !storm
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darkora: call the pit?
Earthenone: is more accurate
TheKingWiggins: Working on a Saturday, glad I can have this stream to keep me company
Ispert: Call in the pitstop!
Ammondale: oh hey we can see a car on the minimap
mercano82: @anticrepuscular Ah, OK, saw it go red on when he braked. Used to looking at it on the long straight
RoeDent89: "I have to admit, it's getting better/It's getting better all the time"
Earthenone: box box box!
Laurence72: Call the pit, good sir!
coriolis_storm: @mercano82 Looks like accelerator/brakes
tyrew0rm: call the pit!!!!
Dared00: Call pits?
KriegerSan: Something about calling in a pitsop?
fishmanfishfish: Get ting so much bet ter all the time slytqDance slytqDance slytqDance
KriegerSan: Stop*
Molladia: Fuel warning
B4rberblacksheep: So as you're someone who's not ins
AntiCrepuscular: BOX BOX BOX
midday_rendelnep: ther was about 17000 bits from FNPF
Rathclav: I'm still rooting for Holy Driver, but Gotta admit it's getting better is a good second choice XD
azninsect: LRRMans!
Zaghrog: Call the pit!!
darkora: we need to let them know we're coming
azninsect sits
Pteraspidomorphi: You should have done this in VR Ian. 24h of nonstop VR
iiieye: Real race: Possibility of Rain in the next few minutes
AntiCrepuscular: Pteraspidomorphi D:
Dared00: Big fuel, no whammys
RvLeshrac: So you're doing this once a year now, how many more years before you give in to the pressure and try to start a LRRMans Twitch race?
B4rberblacksheep: So we know Ian's not insane, what's the driver rotation?
Tajessa: and 23 1/2 hours of non-stop motion sickness. that sounds awful
Pteraspidomorphi: (Just kidding don't crash)
Driosenth: speaking of bits, pride131 "Poor Dan is in a droop" #teampalindrome
mastershake29x: light rain reported at mulsanne
FurthestChunk55: ian please request a pit stop
Molladia: thankyou
AntiCrepuscular: 24hVR == sweaty AF
Fruan: Chat can now breathe again
Zaghrog: sergeJustRight
Laurence72: GANT GANT
KriegerSan: @Fruan NEVER
DiamondTiki: That's the origin story of a VR-based superhero/supervillain, whose power relates to the BR helmet permanently melting to his face
azninsect: mr pit-mn
Ispert: I actually ordered a big mac Kappa
AntiCrepuscular: Mr Pitman!
orbitaltuna: 24 hours is how you get stuck in VR
DiamondTiki: A 24-hour VR stream
Dared00: There was a guy that lived for a week with a VR headset on. He was surprisingly fine.
azninsect: Welcome to Chillis!
Earthenone: lrrPAUL lrrIAN lrrBEEEJ lrrKATHLEEN lrrCORI and jacob are the guests that have been discused
margieargie: Pitsm
Alness49: Quick napkin math, 42.51 laps of the LeMans course is one Desert Bus point by distance
margieargie: *Pitsm'n
DiscordianTokkan: I went to school with a Pittman
RvLeshrac: Wow, I just noticed how rich that fuel mix is.
Simonark: Pitt the Even Younger
Lord_Hosk: its really nice that his name was pitman and he got a job as a pitman
RockPusher: BBQ is the *last* thing you want during fueling
Molladia: watch road not chat
thirsty_kitteh: @Alness49 ooo, napkins, fancy
Rathclav: Oh wow
rucdoc: do not have an open fire in the pits
Laurence72: So, Cam is pit boss, and Ben, Adam, Alex and Graham are doing the work in the pit?
TheElrad: use tires when you want to keep the US Military out of your town
Pteraspidomorphi: Dared00: After 3 hours my face is killing me from the headset weight
ShifuDaxiongmao: this was a really good lap, too bad about needing pit
TrustTheBunny: Joel Pitman, a man dedicated to his craft.
Tajessa: @Simonark "Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye"?
AntiCrepuscular: awww barbecue sauce!
TehAmelie: he changed it when he came to the states. used to be Höllemann
Fruan: Don't Beej the pit!
mercano82: This is the same version of the game as last year, right? So Jumpsuit Jock is still waiting in Horner Corner?
Astra7525: AC
DiamondTiki: And also too bad about pre-pit doughnuts
B4rberblacksheep: AC!
Welbog: Pit stop! Time for coffee! BRB
Earthenone: !chair
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DiamondTiki: Um
azninsect: wait, air con in a race car? madness! Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: Aww bird shit hit the fan
TheAinMAP: katesChair
darkora: Less BBQ, more driveBQ
azninsect: katesChair
RockPusher: "oh man, somebody Beejed in the pit!" "ew, gross"
Dared00: @Pteraspidomorphi oh yeah, no, VR headsets can get real uncomfortable
EJGRgunner: Cheer50 Bit stop!
Molladia: @Earthenone NICE
TrustTheBunny: Thank you sir, please drive through to the next window.
DiamondTiki: Thank goodness for fueling
Laurence72: Jumpsuit Jacque has alreday been seen, yes
RoeDent89: Don't forget to stretch yourselves
banachspacebar: oh god that's a lot of gas
Tantusar: Tires are good!
DigitalSeahorse: sergeHeart katesChair
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Catcard: I had to get my gallbladder emergency yeeted out of my body. Please send well wishes.
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Astra7525: *glork* *glork* *glork*
62MGcobra: @Pteraspidomorphi get a virtual boy stand?
DiscordianTokkan: I hadn't seen the outside of the car, that's great
Ispert: Did you get a cushion for your tushion?
ArkhamArchivist: Oh wow that skin
Wondermoo: I like the paint job
Texan_Reverend: Good morning, Ian! Sorry to be a bit late, but how have things been so far?
DigitalSeahorse: katesChair PrideBalloons
Pteraspidomorphi: Hah!
RoeDent89: Hydrate yourselves and all that.
mercano82: Oh, wow, custom livery
AntiCrepuscular: Catcard get well soon! lrrHEART
orbitaltuna: it's no yori
TrustTheBunny: Is that... Is that THE Joel Pitman?
red_shoes_jeff: Morning Ian
Tajessa: @Catcard my sympathies, mine was evicted a few years back! Get well soon!
TehAmelie: sup Tex
Catcard: than q
Rathclav: @Catcard ouch! get well soon!
TheElrad: @Texan_Reverend at the end or lap 1 we were in 6th place, and then we weren't anymore
togashinaruta: Morning all
Driosenth: !car
Fruan: We're about 2% done! Whoo!
Roadhog123: On, in the real race the LMP1s have caught the GTEs... :P
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can anyone truly be prepared for lrrmans
B4rberblacksheep: So what's the driver rotation for this? I assume it's not Ian for 24h...
Texan_Reverend: Huzzah! I love this event so much, and I'm happy it's all going well.
Texan_Reverend: Hi @TehAmelie
Lord_Hosk: Are we there yet?
Artik_Skarab: Query: What happens if Ian runs out of fuel?
B4rberblacksheep: @Lord_Hosk Yes, out you go at 300kmh
Mattmitchell45: You can read the rules to LeMans, but it's not the same as more time on the track
TheOtherTrevor: Lord_Hosk Don't you make him turn the car around
tyrew0rm: did it change the tyres?
r10pez10: !lrrmandata
LRRbot: Link to the spreadsheet: http://bit.ly/LRRmansSpreadsheet2019 -- Link to more data visualisation: http://www.cheetojack.com/lrrmans/
Texan_Reverend: Hey @TheElrad Thanks for the recap.
Rathclav: Aperently they ahve to fred flintstone the car to the pit @Mattmitchell45
TheOtherTrevor: He''ll do it
EJGRgunner: Are we there yet?
Rathclav: but idk
cirnejr: morning, there are other cars on the race?
Dared00: @B4rberblacksheep Beej/Cori/Paul/Kathleen/Jacob are confirmed + guests probably
Simonark: Do you have to give the crew full instructions or douyou use Pitman shorthand?
RoeDent89: Oh yeah, loved your photos! Very nice Mini you've got.
TrustTheBunny: @Rathclav Got it in one ;)
RockPusher: tires are good for a while
Tajessa: @TheOtherTrevor I'm pretty sure he already has, several times 🍩 🍩 🍩
thirsty_kitteh: The graphs say that tires were not replaced @LoadingReadyRun
mastershake29x: @cirnejr there are, but this is a huge race track
Molladia: 26
SAJewers: they don't make you get out and puch the car back to pit? lrrBEEJ
Ispert: 26 cars on the track
ShifuDaxiongmao: hopefully literally not "run into them"
Lord_Hosk: We almost past one before the pit stop
MadWolf1290: LITTERALY run into them
tyrew0rm: we are in 26/26
SAJewers: push*
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DarkMorford: MCDONALD'S! (Actually probably will go to McD's for breakfast a bit later.)
PixelSavage: I think i see a problem with your virtual driving - I get the impression that you are looking right in front of you when driving into a curve instead of looking over the apex to the exit of the curve
thirsty_kitteh: Ian, I said "not replaced" :P
EJGRgunner: How many on the track at ale Mans?
Tantusar: The tires were not replaced. They looked at them and then stood up and said done.
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun the tire wear is still at 10 % or so
azninsect: more cars? lrrSPOOP
Rathclav: Are you allowed to fight them with a pipe wrench like in road rage?
B4rberblacksheep: We shall now watch Ian viciously defend 26th place
RockPusher: Good to see the Mini getting out and about and sparking joy :D
ReydienOnline: "will they lap me? no, but they might get introduced to the walls if they try"
Fruan: GANT GANT
Laurence72: GANT GANT
Mattmitchell45: The weather at LeMans seems pretty gross right now
azninsect: GANT GANT
Molladia: We appreciate you Ian
Saintnex: the curse of the GANT GANT
Laurence72: Nice Hosk!
t3h_f1gm3nt: hosk pls
Welbog: GANT
Roadhog123: We have more fuel on board, so we're heavier and don't turn as well, right?
62MGcobra: 50 ish @EJGRgunner
Artik_Skarab: Is Project Cars 2 purely a simulation racer or can it be customised to be more arcade-y?
Tantusar: Presumably there's only so quickly it can update.
Alness49: The Skins of GANT and the bones of GANT
Booster6: how many laps is this race? Or is it just a single race for the full 24hours?
gt225: For The good of your time ignore us!
Rathclav: Yes, weight should effect turns
pimiento: hiya fronds
EJGRgunner: Thanks @62mgcobra
B4rberblacksheep: Ian whatever you do don't read this and crash
Alness49: GANTs table
thirsty_kitteh: @Booster6 single race, 24 hours (or until car failure)
coriolis_storm: @Booster6 24 hours of racing
margieargie: Time is an illusion, and so is death
TheElrad: @Booster6 in the real race they get about 360 or more laps
Halabast: Well my subrscription message didn't want to go through, but yay for LRR Mans and yay for choice of car Ian!
Rathclav: Pipewrench fight!!!
azninsect: lets goooooo
FurthestChunk55: well we got lapped
Kerrisis: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:00:04.
laozi3: Ian's road trip was in a mini right?
ReydienOnline: 8 tires are better than 4!
pimiento: i just got here, which car are we in?
ampharos15: can you wreck other vehicles?
Mattmitchell45: Ian, what sponsors were you hoping to get for your car that fell through?
NightValien28: hello Ian, hello chat, how many hoods did we lose
geekvs: !uptime
cirnejr: oh look other cars!
TrustTheBunny: Gant Gant: Whenever you need to bury a body, think Gant Gant.
AntiCrepuscular: laozi3 correct!
RebelliousUno: so what are the chances of a DQ in a non DQ game again this year
DarkMorford: @cheetoJack Looks like the dashboard didn't pick up the pit stop.
Saintnex: @NightValien28 our car doesnt have a hood this year
B4rberblacksheep: @RebelliousUno
Earthenone: Sauber C9 with custom ian paint job
NightValien28: RebelliousUno depends if we give the controller to beej
NightValien28: Saintnex oh what?
Zaghrog: I like the odds of not getting an unintentional DQ
B4rberblacksheep: God damnit I'm fat fingering everything sorry
cheetoJack: DarkMorford well, time to debug I suppose
pimiento: thanks Earthenone : great choice!
Feltic: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:00:58.
tyrew0rm: RIP YORRI
TheMoatman: Low until Beej gets here, @rebelliousuno
Mattmitchell45: We're DQ Builders here on this stream
62MGcobra: 61 cars in the real race @EJGRgunner
mercano82: No hood? Is it a monocoque?
RebelliousUno: !conecount
Alness49: Crunchyroll was a great candidate
Fruan: Yorri is doing commentary this year, I promise.
Radyin: Just imagining a Jony Ive-designer car.
seenoham: Ian, have you seen Twilight Samurai. It's not new but it seems up your alley
azninsect: Yorri is on a farm upstate?
Lord_Hosk: Of course Ian means, Die and Son, makers of quality polyhedral dice, and Apple... the fruit
midday_rendelnep: He's just got a dece seat belt now
TrustTheBunny: LrrMans 2020 to be driven in... THE HOMER!
SomebodyNowhere: lrrIAN
ccwgtb: Damnit, now I'm staring at force feedback wheel/pedal/shifter sets on Amazon.
Ispert: it would probably made out of space grazy titanium LUL
Welbog: The car should be a parabolic reflector to blind those behind you.
DigitalSeahorse: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw ssandSPOOKED
Saintnex: So I didnt realize that the actual LeMans is lived stream for free (at least in the US and Canada)
Mattmitchell45: What kinda meals do LeMans drivers eat during the race?
TheElrad: LRR Mans CANYONERO
TheMoatman: A Jony Ive designed car would be so flat you couldn’t sit in it
SAJewers: now, imagine a TTSF-designed car Kappa lrrIAN
Fruan: What about SANIC?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Forza 7?
RockPusher: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
Dared00: looks like Assetto Corsa has a Mini Cooper mod
ManaIishi: I'd love to see you do this in 50s era cars
Tajessa: Gotta go fast after all
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Not Forza Horizon however.
Molladia: Spreadsheet grid isn't dropping down each lap and inserting next lap.
t3h_f1gm3nt: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
TheElrad: @Mattmitchell45 they get out of the car and eat :P probably lots of carbs and electrolytes
SAJewers: no wait, even better: the Bus from Desert Bus doing the La Mans
TrustTheBunny: Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five
pimiento: Mattmitchell45 : very carefully prepared meals that comprise of this complete breakfast.. also lunch, dinner and elevensires
Earthenone: i imagine they consume calories in liquid form to avoid overuse of their diapers
Tantusar: @Molladia spreadsheet is all manual
FurthestChunk55: next year do it with a VW Beetle with a Porsche engine dropped in Kappa
Driosenth: give me a race sim where I can race an rusted out 87 Nissan Stanza vs a mid 90's chevy express van
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I think the non-Horizon Forzas have official tracks.
Dared00: It does, Assetto Corsa has a big mod community
RockPusher: Hail the Dark God of Speed! rayfkSanic
vinewood_og: Canyonerro!
midday_rendelnep: and the british drivers have IV lines feeds with lukewarm tea
FurthestChunk55: and Forza Horizon has a lot of shitty cars, at least it did when I played 2 a bunch
Fruan: Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
FurthestChunk55: Racing Ford Transits against each other was always fun nonsense
Ispert: Looks like you burn 7.8 liters per lap, but your tank gets lighter every turn so maybe in the end its like 7 liters per lap
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Forza Horizon has improved a LOT since 2.
Scud422: Oh wow! A racing game where you actually have to use the breaks
tyrew0rm: 3:50 seems to be our next time goal
FurthestChunk55: I loved the shit out of 2
Molladia: @Tantusar Ah thanks, of course it is
TrustTheBunny: Costs 12 Mana and it's power is great, Drop it Turn 5 and it has Crew 8
FurthestChunk55: Mind you, I super enjoyed The Crew, but only as a road trip simulator
TrustTheBunny: Canyonero! Canyonero!
Earthenone: @Scud422 yeah, this is the "simulation" style racing game
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: In Forza Horizon 4, you can make a 200 MPH Peel.
Molladia: distracted
Earthenone: you are looking tyred
the_terror_that_flaps_: TBF Horizon is meant to be for a more casual arcade crowed
RockPusher: so anyway, here's tyre wall
midday_rendelnep: Biiiig waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll
FurthestChunk55: I never bothered with the actual plot or whatever in The Crew, I just used it to drive across a tiny video game United States
Scud422: I don't have much experience with racing games, but most of them I played had you barely if ever breaking
DnDragons: Horizon 4 is def an arcade racer
Ammondale: the wall part 1
Ispert: You can do like 10 laps on that fuel you have now i guess
azninsect: youre my tire waaaaallllllll
cheetoJack: can someone keep track of the laps we go into the pit? The server isnt picking it up properly
malc: Big Wall Data
margieargie: All in all you're just another tire in the wall...
FurthestChunk55: I just really enjoy road trip games
TrustTheBunny: All in all you're just another wheel in the wall.
Tajessa: today is gonna be the day that I'm gonna drive into you
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: But yeah, in Horizon 4, you can make a Peel P50 go 200 Mph, with insane engine swaps. The car is uncontrollable, but very FUN
Ammondale: lap 6 was first pit
Laurence72: Okay, off to be for me. I'll catch yo when I wake up! Good racing Ian, may your Gants all be good GANTs
FurthestChunk55: I played through Jalopy recently, and that was great
tyrew0rm: car is heavier than when you first started, so breaking points will be different
RvLeshrac: Scud422: Generally you want to brake as little as possible.
TheMoatman: I still have a soft spot for FM2. It was the first game I played on my 360 (because it came with it and Halo didn’t arrive for another couple of days). Also I played the shit out of it when I’d had my wisdom teeth removed a month after getting my learner’s permit
Ispert: fluffyfoxGun KappaRoss fluffyfoxGun2
RvLeshrac: Scud422: In practice, that's hard to do, even harder in a sim vs. a real car.
FurthestChunk55: oh god my favourite thing to soup up in Horizon 2 was the VW camper van
Tantusar: Mmm, no, lap 7 was first pit, the pit is after the line.
Radyin: @furthestchunk55 Road trip games like Desert Bus?
ManaIishi: In FM3 I made a 450kmh dodge viper
Fruan: GANT GANT
Earthenone: cars that are exitant
TrustTheBunny: By now you should've some how gotten a pit-speeding DQ
62MGcobra: All in all you're just another splat on the wall.
Tantusar: Sorry, the pit proper is after the line.
AntiCrepuscular: Attainable like a Sauber C9 ;)
FurthestChunk55: I mean, Desert Bus would be a good game if it wasn't a straight line
ManaIishi: It was *barely* controllable, but heckin' fun
Dared00: My favourite car in Forzas was always the Aston Martin Cygnet https://i.imgur.com/9ova4u5.jpg
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Chunk, the Type 1 Camper van is in FH4 too. And yes, you can also soup that up to .... interesting results.
TheMoatman: Attainable cars like the GT40?
eatenbyagrue1988: oh man, is it already that time of year?
FurthestChunk55: I relied heavily on the rewind in FH2
Scud422: nice turning
eatenbyagrue1988: is friend Yori joining us this year too?
pimiento: i like the mid-engined V8 chevy aveo i made in forza.. 3?
AntiCrepuscular: Dared00 that looks shorter than it is wide :D
r10pez10: the most wonderful time of year
ManaIishi: I always used Le Mans for my speed tests
azninsect: \o/
midday_rendelnep: I note our position indicator is the LRR arrow?
FurthestChunk55: I need a good computer at some point so I can get back on Forza Horizon nonsense
Earthenone: youri will always be with us in our hearts
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun How long until the first co-driver comes in, do you think?
tyrew0rm: probablt want to change tyres next pit stop, all this spinning isnt helping them
Radyin: Can you mod Assetto Corsa to have a drivable Desert Bus?
Eklinaar: Good morning and good luck Ian
FurthestChunk55: I only played 2 because one of my housemates at uni bought an Xbox One
cheetoJack: I've basically made LRRmans into a hackathon for myself
Alness49: Yorri failed the drug tests this year, it's sad really
r10pez10: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:57.
FurthestChunk55: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:38 AM
r10pez10: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 6:38 AM
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun apparently the Sauber C9 can be yours for only £1,687,500
ShifuDaxiongmao: 4 hour stint? wow, you are sticking to the realism! :D
tipulsar85: How many crashes so far?
TheElrad: pounds, and that's the starting price for the auction :D
Zaghrog: not Euros, Pounds
r10pez10: !lrrmandata
LRRbot: Link to the spreadsheet: http://bit.ly/LRRmansSpreadsheet2019 -- Link to more data visualisation: http://www.cheetojack.com/lrrmans/
RebelliousUno: euros it'll be more
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Honestly, I prefer playing Horizon 4 on the Xbox OneX.
TheMoatman: That’s like... half a house in vancouver!
FurthestChunk55: man i've already forgotten that i put on the eurobeat on the background and it's not actually part of the stream
r10pez10: !viewers
LRRbot: 438 users viewing the stream. 882 users in the chat.
Dared00: it would be 1,890,453 euros
DigitalSeahorse: manZZZ manZZZ ssandSAND no sleeping at the wheel
r10pez10: gas gas gas, chunk
tyrew0rm: In the real race, the leaders are up to 11 laps, and are setting times in the 3:10s
Miss_Katherine: 24 hours!?! hasKAYAYA
coriolis_storm: This race reminds me: Do we have any updates on RoadQuest? I know Graham was doing a big editing push in May
Tajessa: rip cone
Scud422: Do you prefer first person driving over 3rd? Or is 3rd not an option?
Tantusar: Hey now, there's a penalty chicane there for a reason.
DigitalSeahorse: and yes, don't text and drive
Earthenone: !roadquest
LRRbot: LRR's on a road trip! Shooting is done, the edit proceeds. News when it's available!
FurthestChunk55: idk if this particular mixtape on youtube has gas gas gas
ManaIishi: I've got Painkiller in the background myself
62MGcobra: um your suppose to thread the tires there
FurthestChunk55: but it started at The Top, which is one of my favourites
RockPusher: Soon™
FurthestChunk55: though my favourite version of The Top is Tsuko G's
tyrew0rm: i really doubt this car is capable of a 3:"0
tyrew0rm: 3:20
r10pez10: wow, this really feels like coming home, in a weird way
RebelliousUno: it's done when it's done basically
Tajessa: Graham did an impromptu update about Road Quest at the beginning of a recent Let's Nope
DarkMorford: For anyone interested, we're sampling data from the game once per second, so if something happens incredibly quickly we might not pick it up. And every sample is being saved to disk, so we can do more analysis after the run is over.
Tajessa: if you want more detail
thirsty_kitteh: Next year, we have to link the chat view to the poisition tracking, so chat fades out when shortly before Ian needs to break
tipulsar85: Have you ever tried Trackmania, Ian?
Miss_Katherine: Bah Bah Bah, Here Comes Speedracer!
ShifuDaxiongmao: "Drivers can not drive for over 240 minutes over a 6-hour period, and that no one driver can run for over 14 hours total"
Zaghrog: €1,896,067 with the current conversion rate
DigitalSeahorse: SOON™
eatenbyagrue1988: Tajessa do tell
FurthestChunk55: oh my god the classical radio channel in FH2 was the absolute best
r10pez10: hah, the whistle
azninsect: wait what
orbitaltuna: wot
Dared00: @tyrew0rm it did 3:15 in 1989, but on the chicaneless track
RebelliousUno: is it actually giving you a constant sample or is it lumpy
Earthenone: ian will not stick to that 14 hour rule
Earthenone: :P
r10pez10: ian whistled part of Girl From Ipanema and the stream got muted
Astra7525: You whistled a song and it got muted for THAT?
PlaceboPopsicle: Come on! Racing with brake zones on! Is 24hrs not enough time to learn your braking zones?
r10pez10: it is as absurd as it sounds
r10pez10: i think they only muted out the whistle, from memory
tyrew0rm: yeah, the chicanes take about 20 seconds of the fast times
Fenrikson: Pride300 good luck Ian!
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Tajessa: @eatenbyagrue1988 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnuTw8JXW0s The Layers of Fear LN started late so Graham talked a little bit about where they're up to with RQ
tyrew0rm: the chicanes exist for a very good reason
MutantIronMan: !schedule
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eatenbyagrue1988: Tajessa katesThank
Scud422: No! You've been lapped!
MutantIronMan: So, how will this overlap with LRL?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: And just in time to unlearn all the breaking zones for next year's stream.
FurthestChunk55: we had already been lapped
Earthenone: LRL will the halftime show
mtvcdm: Morning.
DarkMorford: @RebelliousUno The game actually updates the data block every graphics frame. We decided just recording it once per second was accurate enough.
Earthenone: for the viewers at least
lizardknight: Ian is going to drive the whole 24 hours or someone is gonna take the whell?
ShifuDaxiongmao: Will LRL do "live interviews"? :D
MutantIronMan: Christ man
TehAmelie: random question, Ian. have you seen the Cursed Architecture twitter? it's like what chat thinks Tinker Tailor is like
DigitalSeahorse: LRL the driving episode :P
laozi3: other drivers come in later
RebelliousUno: will the racing continue until the racing improves?
electroswagnetism: are we going to get cuts to the LRRmans race like "and now Ian, dying of exhaustion in a virtual car"
Eklinaar: Will we have Improv In The Racing Car?
t3h_f1gm3nt: we gonna get PIP of lrrmans during LRL? :P
r10pez10: that was an incredible stream, that one
azninsect: o.O
Lord_Hosk: Hosklings playing breath of the wild: "DAD DAD come beat the divine beast ganon" (10 seconds later) " dad dad shot him here shoot him there, stab him, eat eat"
Pteraspidomorphi: Every frame? That seems like a lot
HerpesTornado: realatable
RockPusher: benginFingers benginButt
mtvcdm: Last place as is tradition I see.
TheElrad: what's a little bit of butt touching amongst friends
Dryhad: Remember to ask for consent before touching your friend's butt
Tajessa: @TehAmelie JEEBUS
azninsect: consent :P
KriegerSan: I assume we have been lapped, had to shoot off for some food and bodily functions
DigitalSeahorse: rudeOriest benginButt amytfaNo benginCop
TheMoatman: Not that it should be done
ShifuDaxiongmao: do you have internal bets going on best lap times? :D
TehAmelie: right?
Eklinaar: I see Ian is finally learning the lesson of thinking about whether or not he should instead of whether or not he could.
TheElrad: @mtvcdm we got to 6th place just before the last chicanes on the first lap, we ended the first lap in 20th, the second lap in last
tyrew0rm: i reckon a 3:45 is possible
MutantIronMan: is there a slipstream mechanic in this?
coriolis_storm: @MutantIronMan Yes
Dared00: Game says our potential fastest lap is 3:42
MutantIronMan: @coriolis_storm thanks
Frakkaab: LUL
mtvcdm: !clip
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ShifuDaxiongmao: I like that "victory spin" :D
midday_rendelnep: biiiig waaaaaaaaaaall
ChiefEngineerMichael: Round and round we go!
Saintnex: so will the section of driving that will occur during LRL be recorded still and be in the Youtube upload?
TheMoatman: You may need new tires
62MGcobra: lrrWOW
RebelliousUno: I want doughnuts now
Fruan: We live here now
DigitalSeahorse: :D
HerpesTornado: Doing donuts in a race? That's BM
Tajessa: 🍩
Earthenone: 420 lap Nice.
lizardknight: i realy am hopping for one on the scene with ian driving live
azninsect: doughnuts? yessss
azninsect: nice
banachspacebar: Dared: I think fastest potential is just "sum of best sectors" but I might be wrong
DigitalSeahorse: doh, now I want a nut too
TheWooglie: Correct spelling as well oshiNice
Vincent508: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:16:33.
Tajessa: now I want a jam doughnut
TheMoatman: Ian, I'm gonna need you to get a 4:20 on lap 69
TheMoatman: Thanks
midday_rendelnep: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Texan_Reverend: I'm happy to have my actual car back with new wheels and tires.
RebelliousUno: hmmm can I actually make doughnuts in the air frier
Earthenone: 3:15.040 was the time for the real version of this car 30 years ago, but i imagine things have changed
Dryhad: Why did the Horner cross the road? Because racing was there to be done
r10pez10: that was inspirational
ShifuDaxiongmao: looks like front left tire has taken the biggest beating so far
Radyin: Ian’s going the distance. Ian’s going for speed. He’s all alone…
Magicpokey: So you're the Sir Edmund Hillary of Le mans?
Tajessa: @RebelliousUno you can do anything if you believe in yourself
Eklinaar: I think that motto implies to most of LRR gaming. We don't tune in to watch people be good at video games.
TehAmelie: is it just me who wishes cars had more gears for those straights?
Driosenth: Lap 11 pride50 "Rats paraded a rapstar" #teampalindrome
Dared00: @Earthenone the long straight didn't have the chicanes, they've added them in... 1996, I think?
ShifuDaxiongmao: "nailed it" :D
Eklinaar: Except when we tune in to watch Adam. We expect him to be good.
margieargie: @Earthenone The track itself changed in 1991, so yeah, 3:15 isn't really happening on this setup.
mtvcdm: So why is 'time driven' longer than the total time of the LRRMans so far?
TheWooglie: was the !point made for LRRMans or has it always been there?
DarkMorford: lrrIAN Richter, what's the traffic like around the chicanes at this time of day? 🚁
Dared00: @mtvcdm Iand had some test laps
Dared00: *Ian
Earthenone: @TheWooglie it was made for james dumb minecraft thing
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bascrd: why is total time lower than stream time?
Radyin: @thewooglie It was made for Punch a Chunk.
Eklinaar: Not enough footsies and parries in this game for Adam.
TheWooglie: Earthenone you're going to have to be a bit more specific LUL
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Mattmitchell45: Happy to be here for LeManStop Action!
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM amytfaNo katesThank lrrAWESOME
mastershake29x: @bascrd stream started 1/2 hour early for practice and setup and etc.
TheWooglie: oh yeah the chunk thing
Eklinaar: I bet if one of the cars dropped a sweet katana, Adam would be interested.
Herbert_Erpaderp: Hey Ian, Chatsfolks. Hope you're all doing well.
RebelliousUno: also isn't Adam at mf Seattle?
azninsect: GANT GANT
mastershake29x: @RebelliousUno that's next weekend
Earthenone: mf seattle isent until this weekend
r10pez10: i thought that was ne- yeah
bascrd: makes sense
DarkMorford: Next weekend
lizardknight: so todays live will be without ian?
margieargie: You're still within a second of your best lap after that at least
coriolis_storm: @RebelliousUno Next weekend
Fruan: Which is the better GANT, though? I'm partial to the second GANT, myself.
TheWooglie: yeah there wouldn't be live at the same time as mf seattle
tipulsar85: Magicfest is next week
RebelliousUno: next? I thought this
Zaghrog: next week
Zaghrog: is mf seattle
Earthenone: they are leaving in 4 days i belive
Pteraspidomorphi: I expect at the very least Ian will be in the opening sequence
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun That was a really nice trip through the Michelin curves, Ian!
beavvver: oh this again, sweet. Go Ian :)
Texan_Reverend: I need to hurry up and get the cards I need for my Canlander and Oathbreaker decks.
mastershake29x: yep, next week is MF Seattle and the Mythic Championship in... Las Vegas
Tajessa: Live updates from Richter during Live? :D
NotCainNorAbel: you got some time to get better.
Saintnex: hmm, I should make breakfast soon
r10pez10: right, i'm sailing off to bed -- ian: good luck and fare well. chat: look after him!
RebelliousUno: MF London was comedy to think about
azninsect: im also off to bed, enjoy lrrmans everyone!
Earthenone: i imagine they had a large team of people paid a lot of money for the rebrand, so yes?
tipulsar85: What wheel is in use this year Ian?
Earthenone: !wheel
Blasteg: Just took the lrrGRAHAM Straightway
Earthenone: !thrustmaster
Earthenone: darn its disabled
laozi3: Ian any thoughts on living with a small classic car like a mini? I'm interested in an eastern bloc car and want to know what I'm in for
RebelliousUno: thrust master always makes me giggle
Saintnex: I am honestly so curious about how the LrrMans will interact with LRL now
khimbar123: This might be the first stream I've seen live at this time of day, being in the UK. What is LRR Mans then? It's never a 24 thing is it?
mtvcdm: It's totally a 24 hour thing.
Dared00: @khimbar123 it's *always* a 24h thing ;D
RebelliousUno: zid zoolander xxx the thrust master
mtvcdm: We run it in parallel with the real life race.
DigitalSeahorse: B aggressive, no don't B aggressive
TheMoatman: Earthenone one of those large teams of people that get paid a lot of money just came up with the name "Truist" for the BB&T/Suntrust merged bank so they don't always think these things through as well as you'd think
DarkMorford: lrrIAN Richter, what's the traffic like around the chicanes at this time of day? 🚁
TheMoatman: *you'd hope
khimbar123: Gosh. How many drivers?
tipulsar85: ThrustMaster has been around since the late 80's as a brand.
Fruan: GANT GANT
mtvcdm: Mainly Ian but he will have relief drivers through the day.
Blasteg: We can, however, totally defin an hour to be 120 mins instead
TheNerdWonder: Do a barrel roll!
TheMoatman: A name so stupid that bank employees thought it was a joke
Dryhad: Slightly ok
tipulsar85: They still make Joysticks.
BlindProphet32: i need to get one of those
khimbar123: Wow. Makes a change to being up at 1am with a grumpy toddler watching AFK.
Dared00: I need to get a joystick for the new Flight Simulator
TheMoatman: So if it's gant gant does that mean that the turn has Gantz?
midday_rendelnep: biiiiiiiig wallllllll
Texan_Reverend: However, the pedal kit is a modded unit from...Value Village, if I recall correctly.
PhorrestGaze: it looks real pretty
Dared00: It looks gorgeous
TheManaLeek: New Flight Sim is GORGEOUS
TheManaLeek: I'm so excited
TheMoatman: Oh Ian did you hear about the AMD announcements
TheMoatman: *?
Earthenone: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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DigitalSeahorse: brb
Fruan: Do I correctly remember that there is a TTSF ep about the pedal kit?
TheMoatman: The ones from E3 specifically
RebelliousUno: !wheel
LRRbot: Ian is using this wheel http://www.thrustmaster.com/node/6833
Earthenone: thanks for putting that back uno :)
mtvcdm: !patreon
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Gadora: So if you just sat there resetting, how long do you think it would take to speedrun the 24 hours?
Vyous: Morning Ian & Chat. How goes the racing?
Texan_Reverend: Thanks @RebelliousUno
TheElrad: wheel he or won't he
mtvcdm: you speedrun 24 hours in about 24 hours.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: FCY on LeMans now. So if you want, you can slow down :P
cheetoJack: anyone using http://www.cheetojack.com/lrrmans may need to refresh the page to get the new time range
RebelliousUno: nws
Roadhog123: Oh, Full Course Yellow on the real race.
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trilemma85: How did you get off the grid? Did you take a plane? Kappa
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Blasteg: What's a Full course Yellow?
RebelliousUno: gravel rocks!
TehAmelie: but gravel has so much fiber
Driosenth: Ian, AMD officially announced the 16C 32T Ryzen 3 CPU. The Navi GPU release that will match 2060 and 2070
mtvcdm: I don't have the race on here, because, well, soccer. Netherlands/Cameroon in the Women's World Cup.
Tantusar: Slow speed, the whole course, for everyone.
RockPusher: Naked Mountains
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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Full Course Yellow is that everyone needs to slow down to 50 mph. So that they can clean up the track due to an accident.
Roadhog123: Porsche did a spin...
RebelliousUno: they're also talking about a 64 core thread ripper
TehAmelie: we takin the porshe out for a spin, but not in a good way
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Either 50 mph or kph
kataanglover1: @Texan_Reverend I see you around all the LRR adjacent streams. Felt it wrong you not be subbed here too. Enjoy it!
Blasteg: it's not like the NPCs are obeying that
AntiCrepuscular: They were probably watching Ian while driving and got distracted Kappa
Artik_Skarab: So apparently, 42.25 laps represent 1 Desert Bus stretch length.
cheetoJack: DarkMorford not sure whats wrong with the pit tracking. I think it would require a different data type in the database so we're not going to be able to track it this year
TheWooglie: Do we know why the driver time driven is longer than the total?
Dared00: @TheWooglie Ian had some test laps
cheetoJack: TheWooglie Ian started a bit early
Roadhog123: The driving time includes the bit before crossing the start line to start the 24 hours
Roadhog123: It was a rolling start
RebelliousUno: especially for the price point I'm sure
TheWooglie: ah it's counting time on stream
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: We needed some set up time.
TheMoatman: Plus a new Radeon with 2070-level performance for one or two hundred bucks less
Dared00: And we're green in real life
Driosenth: @RebelliousUno any water behind the 64C threadripper talk? As I have heard, it's still mostly rumors.
Texan_Reverend: lrrHEART feliciaHeart GayPride <3 katesHeart NonBinaryPride
TheElrad: check that the game still isn't lrrBEEJ safe
mtvcdm: At the half elsewhere in France, it's Netherlands 1-1 Cameroon in Valenciennes.
SquareDotCube: Apple: "We've finally matched current hardware standards in professional machines!" AMD: "So here's our new core lineup...."
cheetoJack: the driver time is hooked directly to the name on the overlay. As long as it says "Ian" on the screen he gets credit for driving, and for any laps
TehAmelie: any fun tidbits from the physical race, from those who're following that?
RebelliousUno: driosenth I don't think anything concrete let me check where it was I saw it
AntiCrepuscular: Driosenth it's a typo, they're making a C64 threadripper Kappa
mercano82: Isn't the whole town the racing zone?
Astra7525: @cheetoJack Oh, I thought you managed to access the game data directly. You are basically screencapping it from the stream?
tipulsar85: I learned about the IRL Le Mans from my dad the former classic rally driver.
mastershake29x: @TehAmelie just had a FCY for an incident, otherwise nothing major, maybe rain later
TheWooglie: 23 to go
Earthenone: just passed the 1 hour mark
TehAmelie: FCY?
cheetoJack: Astra7525 we are accessing the data from the game directly! We had to do a little extra to get the driver name in though
Dared00: @TehAmelie full course yellow, everyone has to slow down, no passing
RebelliousUno: techradar apparently has a leak for ot
TehAmelie: ah, i was way off guessing Fast Car Yorri
kataanglover1: Codefall: The Flame and the Flood https://pump19.eu/codefall/astv*u Replace the * with the fifth letter of the alphabet
darkora: corners 7 and 8 WILL surprise you
Fruan: Well, bed time for me. Good GANTing, everyone!
KeiRaccoon: It doesn't feel like it's been a year since the last le Mans?
mastershake29x: @TehAmelie FCY = full course yellow, all cars slow to set speed, no passing, it maintains gaps between cars and avoids the need for a safety car
mercano82: What's going to go first, the fuel or the front left tire?
62MGcobra: ooo 1hr down
NathanJay_GA: good morning! Hope you're all well :)
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: FCY is Full Course Yellow. That means speed is limited for the entire track. This is to clean up debris or due to accidents. This is better than having to wait for a safety car and have everyone drive around behind it.
cheetoJack: didn't you turn engine damage off?
darkora: no
midday_rendelnep: ANMD MY AXEL
RebelliousUno: is what I had seen
darkora: Boromir: No
tyrew0rm: 3 laps till pit
Dared00: Note: don't put swords inside your engine
pimiento: yes you have my sword, can i have it back please? i need it to kill things.
Mattmitchell45: Loopy and not even 90 mins in
orbitaltuna: you have my pit?
TehAmelie: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:02 AM
Engbjerg: HEYO! I get to join a stream live for once ;) Hope Ian survives this!
TheWooglie: thanks for the code
MrQBear: So as I retrieving breakfast of Doughnut, I asked myself if Ian was playing 'the Dark Souls of Car Simulation', and then meditated on the thought of someone in LRRChat logging in somehow to fight Ian, who gets to learn Combat Driving/Pit Maneuvering in the middle of LRRMans. ' -'
ThePov42: Does the game track sum of best segments?
Blasteg: lrrHORN
cheetoJack: I think the sum of best segments is what the Potential time is
TehAmelie: and chat giving advice on car stamina management
Earthenone: even if the game does not, im sure we do
electroswagnetism: "I am a genius! OH NO!"
kataanglover1: Whoever got the Flame and the Flood code, please enjoy it. Had a spare code sitting around and enjoyed that game immensely
ThePov42: Okay, I see it now up in the corner
RockPusher: Okay friends, time for me to get some shut-eye. I shall return in a few hours ready to see this race through to the end.
NathanJay_GA: any word on who else is in the office?
Earthenone: curently? no one
AntiCrepuscular: NathanJay_GA currently no-one
mastershake29x: if i hear the commentary right, race control is investigating... themselves? over the FCY or something
Dared00: @NathanJay_GA currently, nobody
AntiCrepuscular: It's *early*
Astra7525: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:03 AM
RockPusher: Good driving everyone lrrIAN tiltyhEXTREME
voslan: any goo dsping outs recently?
Earthenone: lrrPAUL should show up in 3 ish hours
tipulsar85: Tire brake soon!
PsychoI3oy: ian, wake up, you're late for your shift
SquareDotCube: You're late for your shift, Ian
Dryhad: Missing your shift because you were talking about missing your shift...
Dared00: @mastershake29x they should give themselves a drivethrough and run through the pit lane
AntiCrepuscular: ^ :D
ehsteveG: What time is the rest of the crew popping by?
pimiento: ian, put some toast in your mouth and get a move on
Astra7525: Ian "Murder the Tires" Horner
mercano82: Ian hasn't shifted in eight years.
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun next year, do it live from LeMans, then you'd start at 3 PM :P
tyrew0rm: until then, you have the company of the largest pit wall in all of motorsport
Earthenone: jacob is coming in 11 hours i think? unsur eabout the rest
Ispert: You gotta pit at the end of the next LAP
Earthenone: or posibly 8 hours
LadyAiluros: LRRMANS WOO!
trilemma85: GANT GANT
mercano82: Paul is expected to be the first relief driver at about the four hour mark
tyrew0rm: tyre change next pit stop
TheElrad: yeah, but you wouldn't have to start at 6 AM was my point :D
Dryhad: You have angered GANT GANT
pimiento: brake ian, brake
GeeItSomeLaldy: that's a corner btw
midday_rendelnep: BBBBBBBIIIIIIIGGGG waaaaaaaallll\
LadyAiluros: are you using a steering wheel controller or a regular controller?
tipulsar85: Tires need rotation soon!
Earthenone: !wheel
LRRbot: Ian is using this wheel http://www.thrustmaster.com/node/6833
Vyous: Oof, and that was turning out to be such a good lap.
Dared00: Your tires are Beyblade - you should let them RIP
Nimbaway: Pride200 gant gant gravel
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LadyAiluros: bots to the rescue! thanks!
Alness49: There's less "I'm a genius" and more "Oh no!" today
tyrew0rm: front left tyre is taking a beating
cheetoJack: is the pit strategy set to tires?
DarkMorford: I should probably get out of bed and have food or something.
mtvcdm: Netherlands just scored. The Dutch lead 2-1 over Cameroon in the 48th minute.
Earthenone: last pit did not deal with tyres
TheElrad: all is only 5 laps worth of fuel, right?
tyrew0rm: all is 5 laps+tyres, fuel is 10 laps
TehAmelie: TFW posting in your pit team's slack while driving
Roadhog123: Why only 5 laps of fuel on the new tyres, but 10 laps on old tyres?
Earthenone: game is defaulted to 5 laps per, the 10 is a custom command ian put in
electroswagnetism: Hey Ian, do you play this game much when it's not LRRmans?
trilemma85: Is the "Potential" time of 3:41.121 based on current lap or based off the car and a perfect lap?
XprotoformX: dang, i did the time zone math wrong, and missed the first hour. Hope its gone well Ian
TStodden: Morning... How's Yuri doing so far?
pimiento: gentle. bentle
DGatsby: Hey everyone! Did you win yet?
Earthenone: yurri will always be with us
Roadhog123: Seems like the tyres just about last 15 laps anyway.
XprotoformX: lol
Earthenone: and we will never see him again
Driosenth: Could you make it 20 laps on the same tires, or is 15 about the limit anyways?
TehAmelie: i belive it's based on personal bests for individdual segments
margieargie: Yorri got sent to a nice farm up-department
Tajessa: we shall never see his like again
RavingPenguin: What is our vehyuckle of choice this year?
Ispert: PIT STOP!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Sauber C9 MB
Earthenone: @RavingPenguin Sauber C9 with custom ian painyt job
tipulsar85: How is this in VR?
ZethRuss: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:39:40.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The winner from exactly 30 years ago.
TheManaLeek: Playing American Truck Simulator on one monitor while watching this on a second monitor is a real trip
Driosenth: pride0110 "Red rum, sir, is murder!" #teampalindrome
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: How is this in VR? Do you want to spend 24 hours with a VR headset on your head?
margieargie: @TheManaLeek I'll probably be doing that myself later!
Earthenone: !chair
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TehAmelie: no fighting in the war room, or racing in the pit
orbitaltuna: fill tank with coffee, got it
TheManaLeek: @margieargie I keep missing exits :D
MrQBear: oh my god this car
margieargie: @TheManaLeek
TheElrad: are you sure they changed the tires?
GeeItSomeLaldy: They're rhinestones
tyrew0rm: it didnt change tyres...
Alness49: That was slow?
Astra7525: also: fueling up for 10 rounds has the bonus feature of giving Ian more time to do a pitstop himself
margieargie: Yeah sounds about right
NathanJay_GA: cheer100 Canadian Content pitch: A tv show about 2 people traveling across the country visiting race tracks and participating in events. I call it "Tracked, eh?"
Nefarious_Ned: How goes the driving?
voslan: To prevent the rubber from coming off to fast.
Tantusar: They did not change the tires.
XprotoformX: studs on the tires for an AC bonus
Dared00: Uh... TIRES?!
pimiento: what're those tyres, wet spec
Tajessa: oh NO
Earthenone: is it still on 10 gas?
RebelliousUno: don't objectify the pitcrew
tyrew0rm: UH OH
TStodden: Would it be safe to assume that Beej is barred this year?
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the weak spot for massive damage.
Nefarious_Ned: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:41:23.
mtvcdm: Your tiresmust be punished further.
tipulsar85: OoopS!
Herbert_Erpaderp: Maybe they thought you wouldn't notice
TehAmelie: no not massive damage
Tantusar: They looked at the tyres, and then they put their hands up and said done.
62MGcobra: beej will be here
TheElrad: Adjust stratey to fix tires?
voslan: that was a Massive Oof from the pit crew.
Nefarious_Ned: does this count as texting and driving?
pimiento: man that tyrepower store is going to get such a bad review..
Halabast: LRR Crew doesn't have an unlimited budget Ian and tyres are expensive!
tipulsar85: !badadvice
LRRbot: Dye it with your blood.
TehAmelie: i was wondering why those four guys were standing there with thumbs up their butts the whole stop
margieargie: I'm pretty sure you need them!
Ispert: The tires are okay i think its just the air pressure in them
Tajessa: yeah, once one of the tyres blows, they'll change the rest...
red_shoes_jeff: Couldn't fit new tires into the Tarp Budget.
RavingPenguin: pfft who needs tires anyway?
PsychoI3oy: the rules say you can't change tires while the car is being fueled
pimiento: try to brake earlier and not wreck your fronts too much :P
Saintnex: did we change the pit strategy to all?
mtvcdm: Tires are an important feature of a car.
PsychoI3oy: but you can do one then the other
Saintnex: huh, this is weird, and maybe not good
mtvcdm: Hey, at least we won't fall into 27th place.
GeeItSomeLaldy: So you swapping out with other drivers?
Roadhog123: Oh, my French TV coverage of the Le Mans has gone over to covering the Tour de France instead... where it is very wet up a mountain.
electroswagnetism: Maybe try drifting more; that'll burn out your back tires instead Kappa
TehAmelie: at least the tires are keeping the air pressure even while worn through
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GeeItSomeLaldy: So where's the boost pads?
malc wonders why the data feed says 43% fuel
Viewers_Like_You: gneiss
XprotoformX: trick bonus
UKKittyKat: they were just saying hello!
frnknstn: how rude
mastershake29x: @Roadhog123 le mans, tour de france, women's world cup, all kicking off in france today
orbitaltuna: nice desu ne
Saintnex: I mean if we need to we can do a second pit, its wouldnt be nearly as long given our fuel tank
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theAngelsWeep: Pit crew not changing tires? Who needs tires anyway...
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DarkMorford: The tires are only at 40% wear, they're fine for at least another 5-10 laps, right? Kappa
Domomaru: hey ho how goes the go?
RebelliousUno: hood would have gone there
62MGcobra: I'm watching on motortrend on demand @Roadhog123
TheElrad: @Roadhog123 the Tour de France hasn't started yet, that's probably the Criterium de Dauphine
TehAmelie: *driver sitting with a newspaper open over the wheel* "I should buy a Gant"
Roadhog123: @malc it's 43% of absolute max possible fuel
Viewers_Like_You: Get out of here, Castro!
Mangledpixel: boop
tyrew0rm: yeah its not the tour, its the Dauphine
Mangledpixel: how has the LRRMansing been going?
Roadhog123: Ah. Well it's cycling not racing anyway.
Saintnex: So just in terms of streams today from LRR and associates, we have the LRRMans, LRL and Kathleen's weekly music stream all happening today at various times
Lord_Hosk: beard?
RebelliousUno: I was expecting crotch
DarkMorford: Heh, the Fuel Level graph is making a nice little sawtooth wave. :P
cheetoJack: malc it not perfect system
SquareDotCube: I'm wondering if the wheel sensitivity settings are a bit too linear for your approach
TStodden: Just don't Beej it.
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun apparently you change tires in the carm management not the race strategy?
mtvcdm: Did you know if you hit another car hard enough, you can make your own impromptu Battlebots fight?
Traion: Okay I took a nice nap for an hour. How are things on the road?
TehAmelie: when will we get a racing track like the one in F-Zero X with no turns, i wonder
malc: cheetojack: oh I see what happened -- it was on a 12-hour view and so the last data point was some kind of rolling average
Earthenone: @TehAmelie isent that called desertbus?
malc: I get the right numbers if I view just an hour's worth of data
tyrew0rm: tyres look good for about 20 laps, if we avoid too many spin outs
RebelliousUno: why do we not have voice controls for doing things like thay
TehAmelie: yeah like that but looped
cheetoJack: malc try refreshing the page, I think I just got rid of the rolling average
frnknstn: Watch out for that oversteer ...is something I have heard them say on top gear
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Ringo_The_Monkey: Glad to be done with finals and actually catch a stream!
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Violentfrog: whats the car this year?
Earthenone: Sauber C9
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I always prefer some understeer over oversteer
TheElrad: can we have a !car command, brave and noble mods?
malc: cheetojack: so you did, neat -- however the quick ranges thing now doesn't do anything and I get 2 hours of data whatever I ask for (not important, don't worry about it :) )
XprotoformX: stay on target
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I really really dislike oversteer
cheetoJack: malc I set it to the last two hours because I figure that's probably more interesting than 12 hours
MrQBear: I can't hold on any longer, Captain!
RebelliousUno: stay on target
malc: cheetojack: *nod*
AntiCrepuscular: "Hooold" (stream dies) :'(
cheetoJack: I'm sort of winging all of this. Consider me very open to suggestions on what should/should not be on there
Xed_Regulus: Good Morning and Happy Saturday! lrrHORN
kerbalized_: sergeHi sergeHi sergeHi sergeHi
Saintnex: uhh, anyone else getting distortion on Ians voice?
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aesir_blade: What exactly did Beej do last time to get us dqed?
AntiCrepuscular: Pit lane speeding
Earthenone: he sped in the pit
malc: cheetojack: well it'd be nice if I could use the range widget in the top right to view longer/shorter ranges, but it's hardly important
RoeDent89: Speeding in the pit lane
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: He went full speed into the pitzone
TXC2: Hello Everybody
theneatestburrito: PrideHi
TehAmelie: it was not supposed to be possible, but he did it
TXC2: I super forgot this was on allready :p
mariomario42: that sounds like a rule to me
Dared00: Hi TXC2!
aesir_blade: glorious
TXC2: Beej finds a way
TXC2: hello Dared00
darkora: Throttle is for closers
Texan_Reverend: No rules...except not mowing down the pit crews.
AntiCrepuscular: well held! Until the next turn >.<
UKKittyKat: what happened!? xD VICTORY SPIN!
RebelliousUno: throttle is for blockers
voslan: Well Lap you, they passed a long time ago.
red_shoes_jeff: On your left!
ujai321: dirtbags is actually what your tyres are now *badum tss*
TehAmelie: nice 540
TXC2: !lrrmansheet
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malc: "You cannot reset now, there are monsters nearby"
pimiento: gentle on the throttle out of slow corners.. or from a stop :P
AntiCrepuscular: nooo, muh pits
MadameAdversary: GANT GANT demands blood
AbyssalSnowstorm: We're going to change your tires, but they're going to be Firestone tires that will separate wall from the tire belt. Good luck.
cheetoJack: That car is _awful_ at low speed
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Furvias: THIS ONE IS FOR YURI!
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TXC2: PITS PITS PITS PITS
AntiCrepuscular: yikes, that front-left
RebelliousUno: you must gather your party before resetting
TehAmelie: if we destroy Gant Gant, we will be free of pants
Earthenone: we slew the first gant, but the second gant always gets us
MadameAdversary: You must construct additional pylons.
Stoffern: Oh I just noticed the tires
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
LadyAiluros: I assume you have the pedals with the wheel as well?
malc: ooh, boxing day
Stoffern: been driving hard huh
AntiCrepuscular: "vigorously"
malc: nice, hosk :D
RoeDent89: Nice and slowly
TehAmelie: we've swapped your tires, but we left the air in them
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: Hi! How’s LRRmans been going?
TXC2: How are you so far Ian?
MrQBear: They had tires out last time. ' -'
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Are those Snow Tires?
RebelliousUno: they had them before
AntiCrepuscular: oh nooo
darkora: those look like snow tires...
PhorrestGaze: Are you TIREd of these?
Lord_Hosk: Studded?
orbitaltuna: rhinestone tires
RavingPenguin: PARDON?
AntiCrepuscular: spikes?! :D
Earthenone: snow pronlem
rucdoc: studded ice tires
LadyAiluros: dood those have SPIKES
pimiento: wets?!
TehAmelie: we're ready for the rain now
mtvcdm: Our tires are so blinged out
margieargie: Blinging our tires!
TXC2: Canadian Tires Kappa
TStodden: I forgot to ask, what's the best wheel set to pick up?
theneatestburrito: For your racing pleasure?
RebelliousUno: good enough
darkora: either that or they're goth tires
AntiCrepuscular: this is going to sound goooood
Herbert_Erpaderp: They just chose whatever tyre the saw first didn't they
pimiento: what in the heck is going on there
Tajessa: You're gonna tear it up now :D
Viewers_Like_You: Tires with grillz
ghostvalv: time for the rally portion of the race
the_terror_that_flaps_: Oh we're in for a good time
TXC2: I Bet it is!
pimiento: they were on special at tyre rack
rucdoc: it should stick to the road you have spikes
Driosenth: with how much you're in gravel, it might be an improvement!
RebelliousUno: frequent last words
kerbalized_: I like to imagine they have a roulette wheels or random tires types in the pit. they spin it befire youo pull up
Tajessa: oh dis gun be gud
NotCainNorAbel: they will perform better in the gravel
Alness49: New tyres, I'll give him new tyres...
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: No shit that they are sticking to the road. Those spikes are digging into the asphalt.
AntiCrepuscular: spikes for all the grass they've spotted Ian driving on (maximum sass pitcrew) ;p
TehAmelie: the other cars will look at us the way you look at someone wearing snow shoes in june
darkora: they're clearly goth tires
Welbog: These were the tires the nice man at the store said all the kids your age wanted.
TXC2: so Fresh the rubber hasn't even set yet
ameliette: well, it IS june
orbitaltuna: my tires are too sticky for you
RoeDent89: That's the new hotness what them there kids are into
mtvcdm: It's winter somewhere.
Dared00: You get them 6 months early, that's how fresh they are
Halabast: Hello wall my old friend....
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Alness49: My tyres can lap a dragon!
TehAmelie: Russia has some snow
Driosenth: So fresh, it hasn't been vulcanized
seenoham: hot take, Samurai Seven isn't even in the top 7 remakes of Seven Samurai
JerecoPlays: Tire-seller, I am going into LRRmans, and I need you strongest tires!
Texan_Reverend: You can't HANDLE my strongest tires, driver! My tires would slay a Gant Gant, let alone a man.
margieargie: "Stop giving me no tires!" "You're breaking up... give you snow tires? Okay!"
Earthenone: its like the wind in your hair, without the wind, or the hair
RoeDent89: French summer air.
kerbalized_: oooo yall need a fan that reads the car speed in game
Alness49: Tyres so fresh they're still in the tree
Mangledpixel: just need a rubber-smell air freshener to hang in front of that fan
UKKittyKat: "No, no, no! You don't know what you want! Luigi know what you want. Black-wall tires, they blend into the pavement, but these white-wall tires, they say look at me, here I am, love me."
Earthenone: !fan
aesir_blade: A Seven Samurai remake but it's about an indie film studio making a Seven Samurai remake
TXC2: to be fair, 7 samurai might be one of the most remade/paroded movies ever
seenoham: it's well below A Bugs Life and Clone Wars episodes in Seven Samurai remakes
RebelliousUno: then later just a cup of your own sweat in front of it
orbitaltuna: for a second there i thought you guys are just wearing the dyson fans on your heads...
Earthenone: a bugs life was so good
RoeDent89: Respect the Gant
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ojii: hi from japan, hope you enjoyed your road trip
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Herbert_Erpaderp: Good ol' GANT GANT
TXC2: is 13 assassins a 7 samurai remake?
kerbalized_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
pimiento: i thought you lot were just goofing with all this GANT GANT stuff, but then i saw it on a gantry over the track on the actual race feed just now
RebelliousUno: they actually gave you the good stuff
TehAmelie: did you know wunderbaum car air fresheners give you allergies at a higher rate than basically anything you can buy on the street?
TStodden: Just have Beej constant scratch a Gran Turismo 2 disc in front of the fan.
aesir_blade: now I'm wondering if anyone's ever done 24 Hours of Super Metroid
seenoham: 13 assassins is go out and kill them, not stop them attacking us, so no
RoeDent89: Very nice through the Porsches
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Could that be a future topic for Tinker Tailor Solder Fry? Mustache and beard care? As a person with a lot of beard it would be nice to know how to take care of it properly
tipulsar85: For complete integration, the car freshener shuld be Desert Bus Pine.
Earthenone: real life hystamax you say?
cheetoJack: the Front Left tire had 43% wear there. Compare that to the rear right at 18%
RoeDent89: And the Ford chicanes
TXC2: seenoham fair enough
Mangledpixel: fun fact: gant is a Scottish word meaning yawn
TehAmelie: we'll teach that road to curve
pimiento: this is anything but a yawn!
margieargie: I mean, you're still on pace, so...
MrQBear: Lizzo or Wizzo?
Orgmastron: Lizzo is so good!
Traion: I have Lizzo in my ears Ian where she belongs
Gen2Gengar: Ironclad is the worst Seven Samurai remake I've ever seen
Mangledpixel: also an acronym for Gastrointestinal autonomic nerve tumor
TXC2: I choose to believe Ian is saying Wissau there, as in Tommy Wissau Kappa
RoeDent89: Times are...LRR Mans times.
rucdoc: everytime I put on my headphones all I hear is Vince Mcmahon yelling at me to push the peatreon
mariomario42: like from Grease?
mtvcdm: It's such good shit, rucdoc.
ElihuAran: Is "The Empire Strikes Back" just Seven Samurai in reverse?
RoeDent89: Albums? So a musician then.
Traion: For those unaware: Lizzo is a real good rapper and singer. She broke out like 2 years ago
RebelliousUno: was she locked up before?
Viewers_Like_You: I prefer her collabs with Gonzo
seenoham: Top five, Seven samurai remakes. In no particular order. Both Magnificent Seven, A Bugs Life, Clone Wars Episode, Firefly's Heart of Gold. And I know I'm forgetting at least 1 anime that isn't Samurai Seven
ApodoNuevo: Sorry if this has come up earlier, but didn't you just finish a long road trip, Ian?
Earthenone: !roadquest
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TheElrad: we can't can't
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cheetoJack: we'll count it.
avacgames: hi chat!
mtvcdm: We have successfully increased our gant.
TXC2: SUB HYPE NICE
e_bloc: Pride267 300 km/hr seems too fast. maybe slow down.
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Alness49: Almost Ganted that up
Orgmastron: Nice Storm Count
TehAmelie: we're giving Michelin good business at least
TXC2: turns out a man who used to drive for many many hours driving from Edmonton to Calgary like driving, who know?
Driosenth: Ian, you should ask a LRRsman to bring in some beard oil/wax when they come in to be a driver,
Dared00: SUB 3:50!!
mtvcdm: New fastest lap!
RoeDent89: Woohoo!
Alness49: Awww, no more SCT, you will be missed
Herbert_Erpaderp: Did you spot any Reliant Robins on your travels?
TehAmelie: you think they give all the used tires from the race to poor cars, or just throw them out?
Earthenone: would it be fair to say you drive a "mean bean machine"?
RoeDent89: 3:48.6 it looks like
ccwgtb: I really miss being able to drive my Austin Mini. :(
TXC2: 3:48:660
pimiento: with a 3:48 lap, Ian would be leading the GTPro class this year!
TXC2: !lrrmansheet
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ApodoNuevo: Sounds like a nice trip!
Driosenth: pride133 "Harpo? not on Oprah." #teampalindrome
TehAmelie: huh, around here you make fun of weak engines by comparing them to sewing machines
ManaIishi: I'm looking to buy my first car soon, I'm on a $5000 max budget
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Alness49: Any reason a Mini from Japan, asides from being on theme?
PhorrestGaze: new paint job more akin to the one the car we're driving?
ManaIishi: Hoping to find something with decent fuel mileage
cheetoJack: Telnaior more stats than ever
TXC2: do we have written some where what car Ian is Diving?
pimiento: Sauber C9
ManaIishi: Don't suppose anyone has recommendations?
DiamondTiki: I think most people would agree a slight mispronunciation of their name is worth not plowing into a tree at 300 km/h
Driosenth: could we get a '!car' command with a wiki link to learn more?
TXC2: ManaIishi you in US or EU?
mtvcdm: A good tip for car shopping, if you happen to have a mechanic you trust, let them know you're in the market, what your budget is, and see if you can have them keep an ear to the ground for you.
ManaIishi: @TXC2 Australia
TehAmelie: the Porsche half pipes are cruel
ccwgtb: Yup. Rust is the mortal enemy of Minis.
ccwgtb: It's why mine is off the road.
TXC2: ManaIishi ok for under 5K you might get a good used Ford
ManaIishi: Yeah I've seen a few decent Focuses
kerbalized_: Car auctions in japan have some great cars b/c of the rather strict emissions standards
ccwgtb: Need to replace the inner and outer sill on the off side along with the heelboard.
ManaIishi: Also looking at a Mazda 3 or 6
FurthestChunk55: import an ae86 Kappa
Lord_Hosk: I turned off local laws... as long as I dont speed in the pits im fine
Traion: Just don't by Fords from the German plants. They have serious quality problems over the last decade
TehAmelie: Ford invented the industrialization of car manufacture, you know
Furvias: !wheel
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pimiento: @ManaIishi : mazda 3 is a great bet, anything special you need out of a car though? load lugging, sportyness, DIY times..?
ManaIishi: I don't think I can afford anything made in the last 10 years mate
TXC2: yeah any Car from the last 10 years should not be 5K or less
ManaIishi: Something that doesn't look terrible, has decent mileage, and isn't a pig to drive is my criteria basically
pimiento: mazda 3 then
queenfounder: I have to work today
pimiento: or MX5 if you really want something fun
ManaIishi: Yeah I've seen some pretty good, and cheap, 3s
queenfounder: But know I’m supporting you Ian!
Welbog: Ian, eyes on the road!
TehAmelie: that barrel went to the subocean
VmKid: I'll just keep driving my Honda Civic
Mangledpixel: F that cone in particular!
margieargie: Hi Jacques!
pimiento: 3 if you just want some car, MX5 if you want to do some DIY maintenance
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TehAmelie: barrel, cone, something
AntiCrepuscular: good pirouettes"
FurthestChunk55: i don't think this lap is gonna have a good time
trucytrue: wait LRR mans is hapening!?!
kerbalized_: speed3??
ManaIishi: I thought about getting a used Merc or BMW, but they're expensive if/when they break
ccwgtb: What impressed me is that they made all those mods to the A-series engine rather than replacing it with something else.
TXC2: trucytrue sure is
AntiCrepuscular: oh hey, you got down to 3:48 and potential is now 3:40
malc: lol
Telnaior: how many years has LRRmans been a thing now?
RebelliousUno: siri's engine
TheMoatman: Siri's engine OTOH is a bit of an issue right now
trucytrue: dang well se yall in the vod. got to watch this whole thing from start to finish
Dared00: @Telnaior this is the 3rd
AntiCrepuscular: 3 I think Telnaior
Alness49: A series on? "Calling mom"
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TXC2: so long trucytrue have fun
cheetoJack: I do not have enough screens to display everything I want to see. Might be time to pull out the laptop
Telnaior: ah nice
pimiento: @ManaIishi : i've had 2 E30 BMWs, they're not so bad really, if you're prepared to do some fo the work yourself... and get a reasonable one to start with
kerbalized_: my 08 speed3 died on the highway a few months ago :(
TheMoatman: I finally saw one of those electric BMW sports cars in the wild and man are they pretty
ccwgtb: Even with a carb, the A-series is pretty efficient.
Alness49: !storm
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RebelliousUno: dunno if l will change my C4 any time soon
Viewers_Like_You: I keep being very tempted by the Tesla Model 3, but it's juuuust outside of my budget range
TehAmelie: i don't know anyone who owns a car within 20 miles from me :x
RebelliousUno: depends if I leave the country or not
kerbalized_: the i8 or the i3?
ManaIishi: Yeah, my family's had several late 80s-early 00s mercs over the years, and they're great cars, but yeah I think the lowest bill we had was like $500 or so
malc: hahah
TXC2: Siri please
Dared00: My brother had an used 2002 Mazda 323F, that was an amazingly good and comfortable car for the price... until it died.
Welbog: Siri, like chat, demands attention.
ManaIishi: Which I can't afford at all
pimiento: yea they're not cheap. but.. there's no such thing as properly cheap motoring :P
TehAmelie: nobody cares about you Siri, you're just a machine to us
ManaIishi: True
Texan_Reverend: Ian, I forget, will you be in Seattle next weekend?
malc: !quote Siri
LRRbot: Quote #2896: "Magic nice rear earth" —Siri [2016-07-04]
RealWormbo: Mazdas are good cars
NightValien28: siri just wants to help
ccwgtb: If you haven't had it done, there are very good, reliable stage one tuning kits for the MPi which just bolt on.
KidAmn: I have a Ford B-Max which is... fine? But as much as I'd like something more interesting, I drive so little (13k miles on the clock in 3 years) that it doesn't seem worthwhile
pimiento: but yea.. a mazda 3 with good service history ought to do you fine
ManaIishi: I'd love an MX5, but I need something with a bit more space I think
ccwgtb: And don't require a remap
ManaIishi: If I was living on my own I'd get an MX5
mastershake29x: FCY at Le Mans for debris
coolbond: Dear DR Ian will you still play during LRL or will you take a break?
TStodden tries to go back to bed with the steam on...
FurthestChunk55: do y'all have reliant robins in aus Kappa
ManaIishi: Sadly no, Chunk
RebelliousUno: cubed
Traion: This stream is real good sleep noise with the engine sounds
TXC2: "recycled"
Welbog: @coolbond Someone will be driving during LRL.
kerbalized_: I would avoid the turbo mazdas. The stock turbo doesn't handle being overboosted well at all, and many hot headed teenagers will add mods and overboost and kill the seals
FurthestChunk55: the Reliant Robin, the English car you don't need a car driving license for
TheMoatman: Aren't all the modern miatas turbo now?
FurthestChunk55: you can drive the Robin legally with a motorcycle license
TXC2: if you want a turbo you get a mitsubishi
pimiento: it's harder to ge3t a motorbike license in aus than a car license :P
FurthestChunk55: boo
FurthestChunk55: boo, i say
Lord_Hosk: totaled doesnt mean "doesnt work" it just means "the total for repair is more than the value we place on it" On older cars a flat tire could total it.
ManaIishi: I've been looking at Lancers too
Dared00: WOOOO
FurthestChunk55: Woo!
malc: no spoilers pls
NightValien28: ooooh
SquareDotCube: No spoilers, Ian.
Psychic_Ketchup: Back Yorri!
Mangledpixel: spoiler alert!
MadameAdversary: GANT GANT claims another lap katesRip
Evochron13: that's a spoila
TXC2: wow that Skin
Earthenone: !spoilers
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kerbalized_: we dont need that, right?
RebelliousUno: I always get tempted by a trike
Alness49: Spoiler warning!
FurthestChunk55: Rear Yorri
RoeDent89: Spoiler alert
Furvias: YORRI!
pimiento: no more wing.. you might need that
ojii: this is a spoiler free stream
TehAmelie: fun story, my mom had a legal motorcycle licence without ever touching a motorcycle
cheetoJack: someone pull up the spreadsheet! Start tracking the spoiler!
TXC2: YORI RIDES AGAIN!
Dared00: Irroy
TheMoatman: Wait is this RHD?
Alness49: Irroy is here!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Sergei?
mtvcdm: The Netherlands has scored again in Valenciennes. 3-1 over Cameroon in the 86th minute.
RebelliousUno: but then I also get tempted by a house boat
Driosenth: A spoiler warning
Tajessa: Irroy!
Lord_Hosk: Rori? Rear Yori
ameliette: "we lost something" "don't worry, we're still driving most of the car"
margieargie: Yorri returns at your hour of need!
Viewers_Like_You: Irroy!
RoeDent89: lrrFINE
queenfounder: The ac just went out on my Ford Escape which effectively totaled it, I’d have dealt with it in the past but I live in Texas now so it had to go!
Tajessa: Business in the front, Yorri in the back
tipulsar85: Yori is Driving!
ojii: is losing a spoiler just cosmetic in this game or does it affect handling?
Texan_Reverend: Business in the front, yorri in the back!
Lord_Hosk: Boary... the back yori
TheOtherTrevor: This game always shows how something previously thought impossible is possible. Last year, DQ'd with penalties off. This year, body damage with damage off
Traion: @rebelliousuno houseboat internet is probably bad though ;)
TheMoatman: ojii it is when we have cosmetic damage only
Alness49: Reverse Yorri
Tajessa: @Texan_Reverend the hivemind!
Driosenth: I've owned my car for 11 years and I have no idea what it sounds like to run from outside the vehicle.
TheMoatman: But you can set it to matter
ManaIishi: When was this Ian?
ojii: thx @TheMoatman
TehAmelie: in the 1970s they just went "you can drive a car now, that means you can drive a motorcycle"
Texan_Reverend: Indeed! @Tajessa
RebelliousUno: traion probably better then what I have now
TheMoatman: No spoilers, Ian
ManaIishi: Ah yeah, that'd be the models I'd be looking at
Dared00: No spoilers, Yorri only, Final Destination
Gen2Gengar: I'm looking to get a Honda CBR650R
ManaIishi: So, no to Lancer?
e_bloc: don't drink and drive Ian lrrBEEJ
Traion: @rebelliousuno really? I thought you guys had good internet on your island :(
mariomario42: hatchbacks are the best
ManaIishi: I imagine 10 years wouldn't have improved things
RebelliousUno: I am stuck with ADSL right now
e_bloc: pull over :D
TXC2: #BigMug
coolbond: Dear DR Ian whats the par time for each lap?
RebelliousUno: not even fibre to the cabinet here
ManaIishi: Damn now I want an MX5
Eklinaar: as a not-nerd when it comes to cars, your comment about hatchbacks is the first thing I've been able to relate to in this conversation
FurthestChunk55: adsl suuuuucks
ManaIishi: Thinking about an Accord too
RebelliousUno: 17 down .8 up
ManaIishi: They're surprisingly hard to find too
RebelliousUno: I stream over 4G for mine o'clock
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Ian, hi chat, how goes?
RebelliousUno: tethering to my phone
TXC2: Hello Sarah_Serinde
FurthestChunk55: I need to watch more Regular Car Reviews
Traion: Oh wow that sucks Uno
Traion: Hey Sarah!
Dared00: I was always the weird kid because my dream car was Skoda Fabia with a cool bodykit
TXC2: I barely get 4meg download :P
margieargie: Hey @Sarah_Serinde !
RebelliousUno: I did find out that my cabinet will be upgraded "soon" though
Driosenth: I don't think I'll ever be able to own my dream car, it's just to old and uncommon to be realistically purchase.
RebelliousUno: so maybe before the year is out I can get better internet
1MrGhost: For how many years have you done this? 2? 3?
TXC2: this is year 3
Dared00: @1MrGhost this is the 3rd
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi katesHeart
Texan_Reverend: Good morning, @Sarah_Serinde lrrHEART
1MrGhost: nice
Driosenth: Ian, 1961 Desoto Adventurer
ManaIishi: I have no idea what my dream car is
tipulsar85: Nananana Katamari RAAACING!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Citroën DS. The original.
ManaIishi: It was a R34 GTR, but now I'm not sure
ccwgtb: Agreed Ian.
FurthestChunk55: my dream car is probably a beetle
pimiento: i have too many dream cars...
Eklinaar: I don't really have dreams about cars because all I really care about is them being functional and economical, but I'm pretty happy with my Fit.
Gen2Gengar: TheSoundOfWhiteNoise That's a nice one
ccwgtb: Plenty of affordable fun cars out there
TXC2: Dream car is easy: a 72 Trans Am
Furvias: Audi Quattro
red_shoes_jeff: It looks kinda like the Batmobile.
pimiento: i did get a '74 Alfa 2000 GT though, i do really like that
ojii: that's a rad looking car Driosenth
ManaIishi: I just love GTRs, they can do pretty much everything
Feltic: I'm at the age where my dream car runs well without too much maintenance
FurthestChunk55: i do not have stability of any metric
Telnaior: will I be funny and original if I make a joke about "wait why are you going faster than 45mph" Kappa
ManaIishi: Oh wait! Lancia 037
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Bullpen cart shaped like a baseball.
FurthestChunk55: nor do i even know how to drive
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, the original Citroën DS is one of the most amazing looking cars. I Love it.
margieargie: My dream car is "not having to own a car"... sadly that dream isn't happening where I am
ManaIishi: That's my dream car
malc: dream car: a British Rail Class 91
Driosenth: if I was able to own one, I would daily it. https://cdn04.carsforsale.com/3/1005159/7484661/thumb/1005505195.jpg
Lord_Hosk: First three years thunderbird before the mustang came in and ford made thunderbird a boat
FurthestChunk55: i'll get round to it, but i kinda want to have, say, a job first
Tajessa: When I was a kid, I wanted a Mini Cooper with flames down the side. So it would go extra fast.
Dared00: My current dream car is... Renault Megane RS, I think?
Traion: A car would be awful for me to have in these parts. Way more of a problem than they'd solve
ManaIishi: In Aus you kinda need a car
TehAmelie: my dream car is a Lamborghini Diablo with a driver
RoeDent89: I have no desire to learn to drive.
ccwgtb: Until recently I had a 1998 MR2 and now a 2009 Impreza WRX. Both incredibly fun.
malc: same, roedent89
RoeDent89: There's too many idiots on the road.
ManaIishi: Unless you live in the city centre
Furvias: My first car was a Volvo Estate 940 GLE so I just like boxy bodied cars
RebelliousUno: a lambo would be nice to have
Driosenth: I fell in love with the desoto from reading "Sam & Max"
RoeDent89: Present company excluded, of course.
TheMoatman: My personal dream car is a 1973 E-type with a 6 speed and an injection system retrofitted onto the V-12
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I'm lucky enough to live in a city with decent transit. Not having a car can be a bit inconvenient sometimes but mostly I'm fine
RebelliousUno: I did always like the testerosa
the_terror_that_flaps_: Favorite JDM car 300ZX turbo
red_shoes_jeff: I'd just want a white Beetle. I'd put the Love Bug decals on it.
mtvcdm: Full time in Valenciennes. Women's World Cup result: Netherlands 3-1 Cameroon. Netherlands advances to the knockout round.
Eklinaar: I live in a city of 2 million with no public transit so a car is a necessity of life.
pimiento: i'm kinda thinking to sell my old alfa and get a Jag mkII.. but i'm not convinced yet
FurthestChunk55: oh yeah i also love giant box cars
tipulsar85: My dream Car is a 356 super C with a better fuel econ. Then again I only drive in digital!
TheMoatman: 1973 because that's the car that's been sitting, broken, in my dad's garage since he broke it in the early 80s
ManaIishi: I wouldn't mind an 850R
the_terror_that_flaps_: Or a Mitsu 3000 GT
Tajessa: it's nearly 1am, so goodnight chat and Ian, safe travels!
ccwgtb: I'd love a MK1 Lotus Cortina though.
TXC2: so long Tajessa sleep well
ManaIishi: a 180SX is on the list too
Psychic_Ketchup: mtvcdm Woo, go Netherlands!
randomino5: What city?
Rathclav: I miss my boaty Pontiac Presgean
pimiento: ManaIishi : i used to have an 850R, it was excellent and you should get one if you can
Scrubbodiestobears: oh man if Victoria makes transit free can you send that to Vancouver too?
ManaIishi: I really need to get my manual license
TXC2: randomino5 presumibly Victoria
Sarah_Serinde: @randomino5 Victoria BC
jordorowsky: Ian, what are your thoughts on Saabs?
ManaIishi: I can only drive Auto atm
randomino5: Thx
Alness49: We Ganted em out!
TXC2: RebelliousUno that's a very Miami Vice car
ManaIishi: I've been looking at a 9-3 actually
FurthestChunk55: my anti-dream car though is the Renault Espace
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I mean, the actual dream car for me would be an E-Type. But those are not achievable in any way. So I'll take a Citroën DS.
MousseFilledCat: Have we gotten accidentally disqualified yet?
RebelliousUno: I had a model of one growing up
FurthestChunk55: my dad bought like five Espaces in a fucking row because they all kept self-destructing
Dared00: I love the facelifted Peugeot 208. Just gimme a GTI version and I'm sold. https://i.imgur.com/N5NwJnr.png
easterncaveofwonders: Hey there Ian! Hey there Chat! How’s everyone doing today?
fiftymcnasty: So basically the last Saab
Traion: We had the federal government suggest public transit should be free in big cities, sadly without talking to those cities, or being prepared to fund it. So they just got yelled at
FurthestChunk55: I want to never see a Renault Espace again
Feltic: My dad had a 90's Saab, good car
RebelliousUno: that's probably about as close to a dream car as I'd nget
fiftymcnasty: I had a 900
hella_qh: Hey Ian and Chat, Apologies if this question has been answered but how are LRL and the LRRmans interacting? whats the plan for that?
TXC2: Saab: for when you want a car thats as tough as a Tank
pimiento: if my 850R was a wagon i'd still have it..
TheMoatman: There was a recently rebuilt Volvo P1800 on the market near me. Man those are pretty cars
ManaIishi: Hmm, ok, yeah there's a 9-3 here going for 2.5k
Feltic: @TXC2 as opposed to an 80's volvo where it IS a tank
pimiento: but i needed a wagon so i got a subaru liberty [legacy]
Driosenth: Am I the only one who thinks that Buick shouldn't have survived the late aughts meltdown?
ManaIishi: Might have to have a looksee
easterncaveofwonders: Is it he track tryin to teach you the correct accel and brake patterns to drive a nonsense fast car?
Dared00: @hella_qh there *is* a plan. We don't know it yet ;D
AntiCrepuscular: (he means a "pay attention to chat" lap ;) )
TXC2: hella_qh we'll have to wait and find out
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: "Pay attention lap" watches chat.
hella_qh: ahhh ok :D thanks TXC2 and Dared00 slytqHeart
Traion: @driosenth I'm surprised any of the US car makers are still in business tbh
ManaIishi: The Gripen? Nice
TheMoatman: And also because the F35 sucks ass
MousseFilledCat: I’m thinking of getting a Mazda 3 for my next car
TXC2: the F-35 is a total piece of shit
Lord_Hosk: and because the F35 is a joke
jordorowsky: J-39 Grippen E/F
TStodden would be tempted to take out his mother's '97 Firebird if reason wasn't in the forecast.
ThePov42: Yeah... f-35 is such a fuckin boondoogle
TStodden: *rain
Traion: But the F-35 is "invisible". "You can't see it" Kappa
TXC2: like there should an investigation into how bad the f-35 is
ManaIishi: And our rube of a PM bought like, 39 of them -_-
RebelliousUno: harrier jumpjet all day
easterncaveofwonders: Do they run on maple syrup?
fiftymcnasty: The hood kind of made it hard to work on my 900
SkylerRingtail: I missed the setup. Do we have other racers disabled? I've not seen any other cars.
Sarah_Serinde: Ok, why is "time driven" different than "total time"? What do those two mean?
pimiento: ManaIishi : our damn government.. :/
ThePov42: Hey lets build one jet that can do everything! That sounds great and totally won't mean we'll need to build an airframe for one service that is built to tolerances that actively hurt performance!
ManaIishi: @pimiento a fellow Aussie eh?
pimiento: ManaIishi : yup
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TheMoatman: I mean if those UFO reports form the military are anything close to accurate then *somebody* has active camo prototypes in the air
Traion: @txc2 no one is gonna investigate US arms programs they are all ludicrously overpriced corrupt stuff
gualdhar: wait, you can't land an F35 on a highway? The US has straight stretches of highway up and down the west coast exactly for that reason
trilemma85: Is the 24h LRR MANS like a Desert Bus practice run?
Sarah_Serinde: Okay but time driven is longer than total time?
TXC2: Traion indeed
TheMoatman: *from
Dared00: Total time is just the race time, time driven is also counting test laps
ManaIishi: I seem to remember our Air Force throwing some shade at the F35
Swissfrankie: here in switzerland we are currently looking for new jets... it hurts that they even consider to buy f-35 o.0
TheElrad: @sarah_serinde to confuse you, also we started the stream 30 minutes before the race
FurthestChunk55: We had a little bit of pre-driving to explore the chat
FurthestChunk55: the track
mtvcdm: gualdhar, I believe that's an urban legend. The road is going to hate it.
FurthestChunk55: not the chat
FurthestChunk55: exploring chat is a bad idea
ThePov42: Not if you want to use the f35 again. which, to be fair, you might not
jordorowsky: Hastely trained Grippen maintainers? Sounds like a crap shot!
Sarah_Serinde: Haha okay thanks chat
the_terror_that_flaps_: Its a bit fragile
TXC2: Dont fly too fast, or in the rain
RavingPenguin: You think the pit crew are listening to this whole thing?
ManaIishi: Like, the F-18s we have are kinda just as good practically speaking
Dryhad: Too furious
fiftymcnasty: 2 furious
mtvcdm: Also using a public highway as a runway is a bit of a problem, because *it's a public highway in active use.*
CorruptDropbear: 2fast2furious
pimiento: only flown to church on sundays
Dared00: Fastest Lap!
RoeDent89: Too furious?
RebelliousUno: txc2 so like British rail
Furvias: Ian I am looking to replace my current wheel, could you talk about how you like the wheel you are using?
the_terror_that_flaps_: @TXC2 or when its too hot outside
AntiCrepuscular: 3:46!
Traion: I mean at least the F-35 flies. Which is more than you can say for most of the German airforce...
TheMoatman: Now, the autobahn was designed for landings
ChiefEngineerMichael: 3:46!
RoeDent89: NICE! 3:46?
Eklinaar: Too fast for Sonic?
RebelliousUno: too fast too wet
chaostreader: rayfkSanic
ChiefEngineerMichael: 3:45 is within reach!
kerbalized_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
mtvcdm: 3:46:301
TXC2: RebelliousUno yes
RebelliousUno: not wet enough
FurthestChunk55: time for an angry lap
AntiCrepuscular: potential is under 3:40 too :D
RebelliousUno: leaves on the line... not enough leaves on the line
ThePov42: And definitely that Japanese pilot had a sudden and unprecedented onset of vertigo, it totally wasn't a problem with the f35s systems at all
FurthestChunk55: now this is podracing
TXC2: sub 3:40 potential
RoeDent89: Good Tyres™
mtvcdm: We've been driving better on the snow tires than the normal tires!
ReydienOnline: if they have reduced grip, then it's like training with weighted clothes. just imagine the power boost when you remove them!
SkylerRingtail: What is "potential?"
Cinn13: Can I just say that "LRR Mans" is genious
trilemma85: Ian, what do you think is a reasonable goal for your best lap today.
ManaIishi: Ok, we've had dream cars, what about dream plane? It's a tossup between MiG-29 and F-15E for me
RoeDent89: Those tyres are good bois
TXC2: SkylerRingtail how fast we could do the lap
AntiCrepuscular: SkylerRingtail sum of best sector times
Swissfrankie: f-14 all the day ^^
DiamondTiki: Potential is the sum of your best sectors
Driosenth: potential is combination of all best time of each section
ThePov42: Dream plane is 512 ACTIVE. I like prototypes that are never meant to actually shoot anyone
DiamondTiki: I think
thirsty_kitteh: Potential is the sum of the best segment times of the day
MaddogM: best sectors?
Traion: Landing on the Autobahn would require there not being construction. So that will never happen @themoatman Kappa
Telnaior: the track is split into three sectors (think like splits on a speedrun)
ThePov42: *f15 ACTIVE
TheMoatman: I mean, the F15 also had serious issues at launch but it was an infinitely less complicated plane than the 35
FurthestChunk55: my favourite plane is starscream
cheetoJack: In game Potential time is getting more granular than sectors I think.
Lord_Hosk: A-10 is a beautiful baby
ManaIishi: I kinda have a soft spot for the L-39 too
tyrew0rm: I still love the vulcan
Scrubbodiestobears: Ian is a man of culture, i see. F-16 and A-10, fuck yes
MaddogM: what car are we in this year? (I just got here)
mtvcdm: Everyone, I think we've unlocked the secret to winning the 24 Hours of Le Mans. Put your car on studded tires and you're going to win.
kerbalized_: The A-10: we need to build a plane around this gun
AntiCrepuscular: MaddogM Sauber C9
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Always liked the looks of the SR71 myself.
TXC2: Fun story: no one knows how to make an A-10 anynmore
Aenir798: You mean looks cool, and sounds BRRRRRRT
Mushbie: F15J for the Masotan fans out there
letshetz: The A10 is kind of ugly. in an good way imo
ManaIishi: Also apparently L-39s are actually attainable?
RoeDent89: We've got an airshow here in a few weeks. Tornado jets are L O U D
FurthestChunk55: iirc Starscream in the original Transformers toyline was an F-15, so I guess that one?
ManaIishi: Like, it's not impossible to buy one?
fiftymcnasty: What goes into your decision to choose a car
Traion: Can you imagine what studded tires would do to that poor road?
AbyssalSnowstorm: Having grown up near a major Naval Air Station, F15/16s are cool as shit, but they have serious mechanical problems when they age
FurthestChunk55: though I'm into the SR-71's raw speeeeeed
pimiento: SR-71 is just too amazing to pass up
MaddogM: Always loved the F-111
ThePov42: The a-10 doesn't look cool on liftoff, because it still has all those bits on it that the enemy is supposed to helpfully shootoff that makes it look girzzled and badass
kerbalized_: My fav plane is the B1, they just look so sleek and alien
RoeDent89: So you audition cars?
TheMoatman: There's apparently an SR-72 in the works
Swissfrankie: @TXC2 just like the f-1 engines from the rockets xD
FurthestChunk55: I'm also a Concorde kinda guy
Nefarious_Ned: The super hornet will always be my baby.
TheMoatman: Sadly unmanned
FurthestChunk55: Give me the weirdo shit that goes fast
ThePov42: SU 47 is also a favorite prototype of mine
Eklinaar: I like the X-302 myself lrrBEEJ
fiftymcnasty: When do we get to see you do it in an AMC Gremlin
t3h_f1gm3nt: 2 hours get!
tyrew0rm: the Avro Vulcan just looks so good
Alness49: Okay, very important question. Does the Japanese Mini have a name?
TXC2: Man we really should try a Concorde 2
ManaIishi: ooooh yeah the Su-47s gooooooood
RoeDent89: Woah, we're one twelfth of the way there!
FurthestChunk55: so, we've had automobiles and planes - favourite trains? I don't have one because I don't know shit about trains but it feels like where this conversation is going
pimiento: oh crap, it's 24-hrs of nurburgring next weekend? so we doing this again then?
ManaIishi: Hogwarts Express? Kappa
Swissfrankie: my favourite train? i would say the Krokodil ^^
Furvias: YORRI!
Lord_Hosk: we call that the dunlop slop
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @FurthestChunk55 Do meglev trains count? Cause one of those then. :)
FurthestChunk55: no hood gone, but still a YORRRRRRRIIIIII
mtvcdm: He told us about our good driving. That was his mistake.
Thatwasademo: my favorite plane is z=0
margieargie: Don't stand in the red- I mean, gravel!
RoeDent89: Next week.
Alness49: The LLrburgring?
fiftymcnasty: They usually make you do more than 24 hours in Nuremburg
MaddogM: Are walls better than gravel? :P
mosartov: the nuremburg time trials Kappa
TheMoatman: The History Channel?
Driosenth: A-10 is a burly boi and makes great CAS, but it susceptible to most modern anti-air. So it's good against non-state-funded opponents but terrible against say Russia or China. One of the big reasons why so hawks in US congress what it scrapped
Scrubbodiestobears: that sounds like something that would be on the History channel, yeah
malc: Nuremburg is actually a nice place to visit these days
Lord_Hosk: History is about Aliens and Pawnshops
RebelliousUno: Nurembergring?
TXC2: Here on the History Channel, that;s right, we're showing actual history stuff again now
RoeDent89: The Nurburgring is HUGE!
Earthenone: im looking forward to 24 hours in Nsberg
ThePov42: Oh, back to planes, my favorite oldtimer is still ther p38
mastershake29x: so do we get the 24 hours of LRRDaytona next year? :)
Dared00: I mean, Nurenberg has a race track, but for *some reason* they call it Norisring ;D
RoeDent89: 8-9 minute laps.
AntiCrepuscular: 24 hours of nurburgring, so about three laps then ;)
ThePov42: Though I have a special fodness for the Coast Guard B17 varaint that airdropped lifeboats
ThePov42: *fondness
Dared00: 24. Hours. Every. Weekend.
FurthestChunk55: also my favourite plane is actually the Z-95-AF4 Headhunter from Incom Kappa
ManaIishi: P38... was that the twin tail one?
mtvcdm: Today on the History Channel: was the 24 Hours of Le Mans invented... by ancient aliens?
Sarah_Serinde: We do not want the Ian to die
RebelliousUno: it is in fact 24 hours
Wondermoo: pit?
moxbagel: Was at the Dayton Air Force museum the other day and the Mitsubishi Zero variant they had there was amazing!
FurthestChunk55: also isn't the P38 a gun
Sarah_Serinde: We like Ian
red_shoes_jeff: *laughs in Desert Bus*
tyrew0rm: 24 hours of Nsburg has to be a thing at somepoint
ThePov42: @ManaIishi yup
mosartov: Ayy Le Mans
kerbalized_: Wait, LRR has an endurance race! I
rucdoc: 6 hours at spa?
PhorrestGaze: this one works best for the LRRification of its name.
RoeDent89: Le Mans is the one though.
Scrubbodiestobears: if we're going with WW2 era planes, the Supermarine Spitfire is my jam
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Driosenth: 24 hours of Daytona "They're Making A Left Turn!"
fiftymcnasty: ^
ThePov42: p38 is also a military can opener
mtvcdm: Box box box!
MaddogM: don't want to die? lack of commitment :P
undecided44: how about just the 12 hrs at sebring?
malc: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
PsychoI3oy: Driosenth there's a road course in the middle of the oval that they go through
Furvias: When is the 24 hour "Jewelsburg Motor Oval" race happening?
RoeDent89: GANT
62MGcobra: sebring would be sweet
SkylerRingtail: I see we're in last place, but I've not seen any other cars so far? Do we have them disabled?
RoeDent89: Sebring's only 12 hours too.
TXC2: Furvias you have to see it all with you mind Kappa
FurthestChunk55: We've ben lapped several times, SkylerRingtail
Driosenth: Ian, do you still have the tyre swap selected?
thirsty_kitteh: @SkylerRingtail they've all lapped us, they'e somewhere else on the course
FurthestChunk55: *been
rucdoc: didn't richtor crash the jewelsburg oval
TheMoatman: <message deleted>Does anyone know how to make Twitch not mute when streams load?
VmKid: 24 hours of Road Quest Kappa
ThePov42: Does Heathston have a motorway?
ReverseCreations: Morning Chat, has Ian gone craz..crazier yet?
FurthestChunk55: The red dot on the map is probably whoever's in first
SkylerRingtail: Hmm. Guess I haven't been tuned in long enough!
RoeDent89: Not sure if Ian can keep up the Richter Hammockslam voice for 24 hours...
TXC2: hello ReverseCreations welcome
pimiento: i love that that there's a race team in this race called Dragonspeed.. it's such a rad team name
Earthenone: !quote ian
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Furvias: @TXC2 the real challenge is just not to get dizzy
ojii: this car management stuff needs voice control
mastershake29x: the le mans course is 8 miles long, that's a lot of space for 26 cars
mtvcdm: I could see a racing-game show at some point, when the schedule permits. You seem like you'd have fun with that.
Lord_Hosk: every lap with you is a good lap ian
margieargie: No tires, they just take the current ones off?
Lord_Hosk swoon
fiftymcnasty: When do we do 1 night in Bangkok
malc: tyres: none, good luck
AntiCrepuscular: I'm imagining the crew just taking all the tyres off now :D
RoeDent89: I mean, at Jewelburg, you gotta have Richter on comms.
Roadhog123: They take the tyres off and replace them with bare rims. :P
darkora: this is when Ian leaves the pits with no tires
Alness49: "Richter will be providing 24 hour coverage? Is that safe?" "For Richter?" "I was thinking for the stadium"
ZedBoson: Hi Ian, hi chat
FurthestChunk55: god now I'm remembering all my Star Wars Starfighter Opinions
ThePov42: Can we do a Cannonball Run?
Earthenone: !chair
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TXC2: Hello ZedBoson welcome
thirsty_kitteh: @AntiCrepuscular "Well, you said no tires. Now get on out there!"
TXC2: HAIL CHAIR
ojii: katesChair katesChair katesChair
ZedBoson: How is Yorri this hear?
FurthestChunk55: hot take the Z-95-AF4 is better looking than the X-Wing
darkora: they didn't change the tires
RealWormbo: they didn't
tyrew0rm: they didnt
AntiCrepuscular: slicks back on again :D
ManaIishi: Is there any way to do private multiplayer racing with lrrfolk on this? Could be good for One More
thirsty_kitteh: They didn't change them, they just checked them
Aenir798: theyt didn't
RoeDent89: They didn't
RebelliousUno: fresh studs
VmKid: They didn't, they just brought some out.
RoeDent89: Oh, thjey did?
PhorrestGaze: they just had them there
Alness49: Yorri failed the drug test.
moosethatsmiles: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:35:46.
Earthenone: they dident those are the snow tyre show models
FurthestChunk55: The newer X-Wings are cool
codyfoti1999: 😂
TheMoatman: <message deleted>Oh firefox made a change without making it clear
RebelliousUno: a-wing or RIOT
mtvcdm: They just brought them out for you to look at.
codyfoti1999: How you doing Ian?
FurthestChunk55: But my favourite has always been the Z-95
darkora: they brought the tires out just to see the car
ManaIishi: *laughs in Y-Wing
mastershake29x: is there a limit on our tyre allocation?
LloydWallace: B-wing or bust for me
Furvias: Ian can you talk about how you like the wheel you are using?
Lord_Hosk: You can have your own tastes and we support you in them FurthestChunk55 even if they are objectively wrong.
Kidror: They brought out the tires just to make sure that you REALLY didn't want to change them
AntiCrepuscular: so does this game have a bug in how the tyres are drawn? the ones they bring out are spikes and the ones on the car are always slick
Eklinaar: I usually preferred flying the A-Wing in X-Wing vs TIE Fighter
LadyAiluros: X wings forever!
RebelliousUno: my Star Wars RPG character has his destiny based around his AWing
thirsty_kitteh: @SkylerRingtail there they are!
TheMoatman: <message deleted>That's a weird way to spell Y-wing
Dryhad: Those also look like not new tires
Alness49: Ties are the best fighter and fashion accessory combination
moxbagel: I'm with Ackbar, B-Wing or Bust?
SkylerRingtail: I saw @thirsty_kitteh ! ^^
Lord_Hosk: Tie Defender
RebelliousUno: it was originally an R-22
ManaIishi: Y-Wing's the A-10 of Star Wars
TheMoatman: <message deleted>Fuk u
tyrew0rm: TIE interceptor or riot
FurthestChunk55: The Z-95 with the Heavy-95 service life upgrade can perform just as well as the X-Wing
FurthestChunk55: For cheaper
ManaIishi: I WILL FITE U
KidAmn: First of all HOW DARE YOU
Scrubbodiestobears: Y-wings are rad
fiftymcnasty: B-wings or bust
FurthestChunk55: Y-Wings are adorable
Welbog: BRRRRRRRRRT
ThePov42: Hey, you gotta respect the Y Wing. They're scrappy
Traion: I always loved the Y-wing
FurthestChunk55: Note: I love all the Rebel fighter craft
RebelliousUno: I mean I like Y-Wings too
Furvias: Any love for R Wings?
FurthestChunk55: But I'm a Z-95 guy
ThePov42: Nah, the B wing is like F117
Eklinaar: The Y-Wing has a turret!
Lord_Hosk: The B-wing... the B stands for... BROKEN
Master_Gunner: I am a Y wing fan
LloydWallace: In the words of Stackpole's X-wing books, the Y-wings are blind wallowing pigs XD
RebelliousUno: but my fighter of choice is always the A
LadyAiluros: Y wings are bombers, X wings are fighter jets, A wings are racers and B wings are just weird
pimiento: i'm just amazed at how powerful the air curtains are in the large spacecraft that they can have landing bays open to space....
Lord_Hosk: B-wing is always down for maintenance
kerbalized_: Naboo starfighter
RebelliousUno: depends how you kit it out
MaddogM: I always remember Y-wings as easy targets in tie-fighter
TheElrad: laughs in K-Wing bomber
LadyAiluros: @lloydwallace YEEEEESSSSS
tyrew0rm: X>A>Y
FurthestChunk55: the B-Wing is a fuckin' hangar queen
RebelliousUno: the recon y wing is great
TehAmelie: tbh the A-10 is for real cooler than any fictional reimagining of it
Mangledpixel: of course the A-wings are best when they are crashing into bus-based charity marathons https://i.imgur.com/ZjVfKHF.gif
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AdmiralMemo: Ian certainly has the DRIVE to win this game. :D
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RebelliousUno: have you seen the TYE Winf
Mysticman89: Yeah i don't get B-wings.
mtvcdm: !sir
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FurthestChunk55: oh god let's not talk about Uglies
moxbagel: Y-Wing is the Froppy of Alliance craft
TheMoatman: Oops
Texan_Reverend: @furvias Ian, has commented in the past that he quite liked the wheel. Comfortable with good feedback for the price.
LadyAiluros: no let’s not
ThePov42: Y Wing is just "How many little greebly guns can wee put on two engines and a cockpit that can still vaguelly fly"
pimiento: gentle ian, hentle
RebelliousUno: it's a Y wing but with TIE fighter winga
Cooper640: this is going well
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Alness49: Y wings look like they could have been in Battlestar Galactica... the first one.
FurthestChunk55: Uglies are hilarious but they're not real fighters
LadyAiluros: and if you guys haven’t read Stackpole’s books. SO GOOD.
KidAmn: Y-Wings look like what we'd build now, X-Wings look like what we'd build once we got the hang of it.
ManaIishi: Ian, would it be possible to do multiplayer races on this for One More?
mtvcdm: It's always neat when we get to say hi to the other cars.
FurthestChunk55: god now i want to run a star wars rpg again
Scarbble: ah, GANT GANT. i missed you
cmdrzellgaudis: But we love Ian!
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Gently on the throttle when you start. I'm assuming you don't got Traction Control in that thing to assist you
LadyAiluros: I need to fie up Rogue Squadron and get my Wedge Antilles on
FurthestChunk55: the FFG system is fucking lit, the dice are a bit of a hurdle for people, but are the legit best part of the game
RebelliousUno: uglies are fun
ManaIishi: I'd love to race y'all on here
moxbagel: @RebelliousUno how dare you make me look at this with my own eyes
margieargie: @FurthestChunk55 I kinda want to -play- that now...
TheMoatman: Scarbble that's the stockholm syndrome kicking in
FurthestChunk55: god the tye-wing is a fucking mess
LadyAiluros: Sill love the super borken West End Game D6 system
TXC2: RebelliousUno that some high grade Heresy Kappa
RebelliousUno: it's legends now sadly
62MGcobra: that racing line authentic?
FurthestChunk55: oi, i'm the one qualified to call Heresy around here Kappa
RealWormbo: yes, the slightly-too-tight corner line
62MGcobra: lol
the_terror_that_flaps_: So I think your primary problem is the car is actually on the wrong tire?
LadyAiluros: Did they put the slicks back on?
moxbagel: yes
Mysticman89: is drafting a thing you can benefit from as these other cars lap you?
FurthestChunk55: They shouldn't have changed the tires
Welbog: AFK for a bit. See you in an hour, Ian. Drive safely.
codyfoti1999: Just been you all morning?
LadyAiluros: ouch
tyrew0rm: they didnt change
Dared00: They didn't
Traion: I mean realistically we could project something like that onto a car wind shield or helmet visor
RealWormbo: they did not change tires
Cooper640: they didn't change them
FurthestChunk55: Data points to the tires not being changed
thirsty_kitteh: They _didn't change the tires_
62MGcobra: as far as ian knows they did
NightValien28: I think your pit crew is cross with you
TXC2: so long Welbog have fun
Earthenone: people (paul) should start showing up to the office in a couple hours
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Ian. They didn't change the tires. You've turned your tires into slicks all on your own
AntiCrepuscular: Yeah, there seems to be a confusing bug with the tyre rendering
RealWormbo: I believe the visuals are always "slicks when coming it, fancy ones when changing"
Alness49: Is the pit crew hazing us?
the_terror_that_flaps_: I think that's just a default animation that's shown when you pit
AntiCrepuscular: ^
LegacyStarkiller: That jag is just so cool
AntiCrepuscular: look at all these friends on the track!
ManaIishi: Hmm, going back to car talk for a sec, thoughts on the Subaru Liberty for first car?
malc: !time
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Thatwasademo: mmm gravel
Karfsma778: Does this game have an... allotment of tires, or can you swap them as much as you like?
Thatwasademo: give me all the gravel noises
malc: !findbutts
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Mangledpixel: fun fact: the various Y-wings in A New Hope all had different greebling on them, particularly on the underside, which really does make them seem more like ships cobbled together
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TXC2: Taste the Gravel
62MGcobra: gravel is the sprinkles on the donuts
Mangledpixel: hehe
adi_pie: !addquote (Ian) [now] I have to be very careful with the center of gravity of my butt...
LRRbot: New quote #6108: "I have to be very careful with the center of gravity of my butt..." —Ian [2019-06-15]
Earthenone: tires are limitless it assumes you have them in your budget
cmdrzellgaudis: Lik
cmdrzellgaudis: Lol*
Earthenone: !findquote butt
LRRbot: Quote #6108: "I have to be very careful with the center of gravity of my butt..." —Ian [2019-06-15]
margieargie: unsubscribe y-wingfacts
Earthenone: working as intended
pimiento: @ManaIishi : you have to make sure you get one that's not been modified much, and be aware that they can have head gasket issues at 160,000kms+ if they have the 2.5l in them - saying that, i have a liberty GT gen4, it's good
codyfoti1999: It’s the king!
AntiCrepuscular: hello tyre wall!
FurthestChunk55: god I love Star Wars' aesthetic for ships
Thatwasademo: well *now* we've changed the tires
AntiCrepuscular: Hello other cars!
FurthestChunk55: Ian you just killed a man
Thatwasademo: by a few inches
TheMoatman: I *feel* like that isn't the authentic racing line
Scrubbodiestobears: Kitbashed models of ships in sci-fi is rad and sometimes feels like a lost art to me
FurthestChunk55: it's a game of inches, Thatwasademo
ThePov42: Oh man I had so much fun last summer putting together a model of a fighter from SPACE 1999. So many little greeblies that were ovbiously initially from other model kits
fiftymcnasty: If only we had realistic damage too
TheMoatman: In this case it's breaking with an e
Thatwasademo: a game of "how many inches can we move the walls"
TXC2: I dont know, they impacted hard enough that they might have launced into space :P
mastershake29x: @fiftymcnasty if we had realistic damage this would be a 15 minute stream :)
Traion: I want Adam to show up at 11 and just start playing MH on the Switch in the background
FurthestChunk55: My favourite part of Star Wars is seeing the differences between different manufacturers
fiftymcnasty: You just have to bring a lot of cars
mrshazboto: Is speeding in the pit lane still a DQ
AntiCrepuscular: I believe so
FurthestChunk55: I love how the Y-Wing has infinite greeblies, and that the X-Wing and A-Wing are cleaner
Traion: @mrshazboto it is
TXC2: mrshazboto we dont know, and Ian isn't gonna try and find out
mrshazboto: Oh goodie
Earthenone: we know it is, we tested it
Earthenone: in the preshow
TXC2: ah OK then
Mangledpixel: on the subject of greebling, have a look out on classic scifi models for the ILM Universal Greeble, which is this part: http://ken-mcconnell.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/20170104_074856-1.jpg It's on practically every Star Wars and Battlestar model
FurthestChunk55: The Y-Wing actually comes with as much armour plating as the X-Wing and A-Wing, but it's mostly superfluous, and most engineers just rip 'em off so that they can actually repair the damn things
Keab42: Has Beej broken anything yet or is that being saved for later?
tipulsar85: Having a breakfast cooking break here in warmer than normal Shoreline...
LadyAiluros: One of my students made an X-wing model in his STEM class out of pasta, and was so geeked when I talked about S-Foils and Fuselage and Laser Cannons
Lord_Hosk: Things Ian has said during the race the previous two years "Maybe I can practice between the races to get ready for next year"
Eklinaar: I want Adam to show up, somehow manage to S-rank battle another car and get a sweet katana drop.
Earthenone: beej is still asleap
LadyAiluros: he was all like “you know the things!”
ThePov42: The thing I love about the y wings is the fact that they are so Greebly you can definitely tell that some very put upon rebel crew chiefs have been pulling herculean stunts to keep those bastards flying because dammit thaqts all the Rebels have got right now
TXC2: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #262: "I have a Sponge Guy." —Ian
Traion: Beej won't be up for like 3 hours
FurthestChunk55: The Y-Wing is a bit of a hangar queen but it's what they have, and is a workhorse otherwise
tyrew0rm: the potential has dropped a lot from the start though, so there is a definite improvement over time
GingerLivsMatter: what is this?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well Ian might drop a sweet katana
LordZarano: Hello, how goes the racing?
Keab42: Awimaweh awimaweh the Beej sleeps tonight
TXC2: hello LordZarano welcome
Earthenone: ian will drop a sweet katana when he gets a relief driver
RebelliousUno: hey keab
Mysticman89: do the games weather conditions change over the course of the 24hrs?
AntiCrepuscular: Earthenone is that a euphemism? :D
Booster6: so this is the first year ive watched, is ian ever not in last?
Earthenone: !findquote sweet katana
LRRbot: Quote #292: "I can hardly begrudge the people who incessantly told us to kill the merchant because he drops a sweet katana because that's where we got our new euphemism for pooping: "Excuse me, I have to go and drop a sweet katana." Although it should be more like "excuse me, I have to go comment in a Dark Souls chatroom."" —Cameron [2015-05-20]
RebelliousUno: it's linked
WokenClick: well speaking of cars, I'm off to go buy mine, good luck with the driving!
Keab42: Yay, GanttGantt. I missed that corner.
TXC2: so long WokenClick have fun
AntiCrepuscular: That Cam quote :D
mrshazboto: Once a year the wormhole opens and the space Victoria, Canada occupies overlaps with Lemans, France and terrible disasters occur.
tyrew0rm: still in last
Violentfrog: carbohydrates are important, pasta is good
TXC2: who dares wins
kerbalized_: Victory goes to the bald
FurthestChunk55: another underrated fighter in Star Wars: the TIE Advanced
SkylerRingtail: I don't recall. Did we totally wipe out an AI racer last year to be "technically not last?"
fiftymcnasty: To the victor goes the spoiler warnings?
margieargie: If you ain't winning, you're losing
Nefarious_Ned: Fortune favors the bold. or bald. Whichever.
RoeDent89: To the victor go the spoils. Ad the inside line of the corner
FurthestChunk55: Not Darth Vader's special Advanced either
Thatwasademo: look, as long as we're actually qualified
FurthestChunk55: I guess the TIE Avenger is the name for the non-prototype one?
RebelliousUno: better not great but better
FurthestChunk55: When it comes to TIEs everybody generally goes for the Interceptor and the Defender
Driosenth: Lap 33 pride100 "We sew, ewe sew" #teampalindrome!
Kaktus021: Does the ware on the road affect traction?
Keab42: Don't twerk the wheel though. that never goes well
FurthestChunk55: the latter of which mainly because it was a busted ass god of war in TIE Fighter
tyrew0rm: im assuming a tyre change next pit stop
TXC2: "not great, not terrible"
Kidror: 3:46 lap time, not great, not terrible
MaddogM: faster ... faster ... faster would be better
Pusherman555: are the other cars ai or people?
Earthenone: ai
Lord_Hosk: FurthestChunk55 because the Advanced really wasnt produced, there were as many defenders made as advanced and that was few
62MGcobra: or braking
Sohvakettu: Seem to go bit hot in the corners. I pity the tires :)
FurthestChunk55: also actually I was wrong about my opinion: the Z-95-AF4 is great, but y'know what's better? The Z-95 Mark I
FurthestChunk55: the Z-95 Mark I had a bubble canopy and SWING WINGS
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seenoham: no kinethetic sense
62MGcobra: HOT
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LegacyStarkiller: don't forget to turn the tyre change back on for the next pit
the_terror_that_flaps_: SOOO actually, something like 85% of the information you use to drive a car is from visual information.
Keab42: So did Ian manage to get a proper gear shifter made in time or is he stuck with flappy paddles?
Earthenone: you need to get a vibrating chair hooked up to the data then :)
ThePov42: Ian "That was Pretty WIggly" Horner
bobthepurple_: Is Ian going to play Forza Lego after this?
Gen2Gengar: All the other cars are NPCs right?
TXC2: Gen2Gengar yes
seenoham: missing `15% of your sense seems like it would have a big effect
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: "currently"?
ThePov42: It would be cool to have drop in multiplayer
Kidror: "currently" Are the AI's going to become sentient after the 24 hours
Kidror: and if so, will they try to run you off the road
Furvias: I think Ian you need 2 people to pull the chair correctly to either side
the_terror_that_flaps_: There's some nuance that your but in seat computer would give you, but you'd be surprised
XprotoformX: Skynet Driving is the Racing Team to beat
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: That would be a cool idea.
Lord_Hosk: Things Ian says every year: "Maybe in future years we can do race alongs, but not this year"
Gen2Gengar: That's what maybe means
Earthenone: i tend to use all senses, sans taste, to drive my car, but it is old and busted :P
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Other people that can jump in and participate. That is, if they can drive well, and not go and spite other drivers.
the_terror_that_flaps_: That's why its not that uncommon these days to see a sim racer jump into a real car and do pretty well
ThePov42: Fuel looks good, tires are mostly good, transmission still exists in defiance of god and nature
ReverseCreations: Do we have enough "Things Ian Says Every Year" for a Bingo Card?
ryuhimora: to be fair the race along is pretty difficult
Keab42: Do we still have our bonnet (good)?
Keab42: *hood
Furvias: @Keab42 Yorri has not left us yet
TheMoatman: It's 2019, it's all about drone racing now
Traion: part of the chassis this year Keab
TXC2: !clips
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Sohvakettu: :D
Thatwasademo: RAMPED
AntiCrepuscular: RIP NotLikeThis
ThePov42: SIR
Keab42: @furvias Yorri is only slowing us down.
cheetoJack: so this car is a ramp, neat
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Some people seem really unaware of racing etiquette. And if you open up the lobby, you can have people jump and and just drive around the track wrong way around just to be jerks.
RoeDent89: WOW!
TXC2: HAHAHA
Thatwasademo: we got rampepd
TheAwkes: I think you have been mounted.
Thatwasademo: ramped
red_shoes_jeff: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
RoeDent89: Sir? Sir! This is a car
62MGcobra: was that speed racer?
trucytrue: IAN!!!
Furvias: All cars are raps if you are brave enough
Furvias: ramps
Keab42: Ian's car made from Sol Rings.
trucytrue: Ian! jump that big ass ramp!
Karfsma778: It's very good ramp
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The Galaxy brain here is, Ian uses his own car as a ramp
Thatwasademo: *runs out onto the track to tap Ian's car for {2}*
Furvias: @Keab42 mana ramp I get it!
Mysticman89: my brother would always drive around the track backwards when he wasn't winning. Don't really play racing games anymore. might be related.
tipulsar85: Grape Pass there Ian
TheMoatman: Just straight gas
Alness49: I love how the radio crew comments on the pass and not you being mounted by another driver
Furvias: The "C" stands for "Ramp"
mtvcdm: I took one of the N64 Nascar games and drove backwards headlong at the other cars just to see what the physics model would do. Amazingly I always landed right side up.
ThePov42: Man, this car is so fast that I keep feeling like we're slowing to a crawl in the turns and we're still at 100 kph
TXC2: "the 'W' stands for honesty"
Thatwasademo: insidious, isn't it
62MGcobra: 100 kph is a crawl
TheMoatman: So if you can break 405 that's the record
bananderson_: morning nerds, happy LRRmans
Karfsma778: You gained a lot of time through that one that felt "good, not great"
TXC2: hello bananderson_ welcome
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TheMoatman: speed
Molladia: I went away shortly, what happened on lap 35?
Count_Nodonora: Judging from the lack of panic in the chat I'll assume I'm the only one with heavy frame drops and complete blackness now?
Furvias: @Karfsma778 and a happy YORRI to you
TheMoatman: You shouldn't be able to since this thing could only do 400 in reality
Thatwasademo: 405 speeds, eh?
ThePov42: Yeah, that turn would have such a huge g force that we just can't feel
TheMoatman: Before the chicanes
Dared00: @Count_Nodonora yeah
TXC2: Molladia we spun out and ramped a car
chaostreader: @count_nodonora Tey refreshing?
RoeDent89: Few drops here
chaostreader: *try
Sohvakettu: It's so fast that you couldn't really get a feel for it even in real life. Speed blindness is a thing irl too
Count_Nodonora: Yup, just did. We'll see how it goes
Pteraspidomorphi: Only lost 23 frames so far, not a lot
RoeDent89: As in, very little, not "a few"/
Hellishdream: Watching Ian and the actual le mans, I have to say, Ian is being more interesting.
Thatwasademo: was that an RTL marker on the flag there?
RoeDent89: Should clarify that
62MGcobra: no uncellerate
ThePov42: So if Yurri is our car, do we blame other cars causing our crashes on VLADIMIR?
codyfoti1999: This is more entertaining than I thought it would be 😂
FurthestChunk55: definitely want to change tires on the next pit
RebelliousUno: ok I should do some things around the house
RoeDent89: uWu. uncelewate
TheMoatman: Deceleration is actually the process of removing celery from a dish
RebelliousUno: later folks
RebelliousUno: drive safe
Dumori: How’s the race going?
PsychoI3oy: No spoilers!
TXC2: so long RebelliousUno have fun
Dumori: Ciao Uno
tyrew0rm: so the lead car in the real race is at 42 laps, with a best lap of 3:17
RoeDent89: Take care Uno
AntiCrepuscular: oh no :D
Karfsma778: Is Yorri still our son, as well?
FurthestChunk55: we might need a new windshield
RoeDent89: WHAT?
bananderson_: oh my that windsheild
RoeDent89: That's a windshield!
TXC2: it's 4pm here
orbitaltuna: wow that is a beautiful windshield
Kidror: So which Yuri is Plisetsky and which is Katsuki?
Furvias: Ian I think you need rocket brakes
Lord_Hosk: DUNLOP SLOP
TheMoatman: Big cheats has been called
ThePov42: Does this game model the missing downforce when Yurri goes on walkabout?
orbitaltuna: can windshields be works of art? ccolorD
chaostreader: If back Yurri arrives before front Yurri, is that an issue?
Earthenone: the damage is cosmetic only in this mode
62MGcobra: first driver change
TXC2: Everything is art
Furvias: Is...this....windshield?
62MGcobra: in real life
Texan_Reverend: Love _is_ a battlefield.
Lord_Hosk: Can Ian make it through Gant gant
Karfsma778: I think your windshield would look like that too, if your car got used as a ramo
Earthenone: i mean.... we have a spreadsheet...
SoapyMarmoset: *black knight* This damage is only cosmetic!
TXC2: !lrrmanshet
ReverseCreations: Can windshield's be art, can love bloom on the battlefield...aren't those both things 8th MS team answered?
TXC2: !lrrmansheet
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orbitaltuna: yes he gant! i mean can!
ThePov42: Nah, not too much speed, we're just inventing our own lines
RoeDent89: 35 Ways to Get Through Gant Gant. You won't believe no. 14!
TXC2: "like I hell I gant"
Traion: Damage report: If realistic damage was on you'd be dead about 15 times by now and your car would be destroyed like 40 times
mercano82: Will it be GANT GANT or CAN'T CAN'T?
Furvias: hooo boy I think you need new front tyres
Karfsma778: Oh no it's Richter
RoeDent89: Hey Richter! Welcome to the stream
LadyAiluros: YASSSS RICHTER
TehAmelie: that was Gantless
tyrew0rm: isnt Richter banned from all race tracks
Lord_Hosk: Its Can CAN!
chaostreader: !findquote rules
LRRbot: Quote #4023: "Can we rule that if he doesn't hit me, he's actually giving me a kiss back?" —Ben [2017-02-17]
TXC2: right that's 3hrs in for the first Richter
Metric_Furlong: Richter Mans-ockslam
Karfsma778: Yeah, those front tires are GONE
Traion: Yeah new tires next pit for sure
RoeDent89: We can Gant! :D
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, too much on the throttle.
Stoffern: Have we been lapped yet or is Ian almost not last?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Too early and too eagerly
Thatwasademo: *everything*?
chaostreader: !findquote gant
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TXC2: EVERYTHING lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
orbitaltuna: even the air will be sweaty
Traion: Most sweaty of all: Mr Horner
Earthenone: we have been lapped by many many friends
tipulsar85: !findquote Richter
winnkey: this isnt the cars 2 i was expecting
ReverseCreations: Now I'm just picturing Richter doing the La Mans race using the Qwopter.
ThePov42: When's next pit?
RoeDent89: Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Gant Now)
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AntiCrepuscular: 4 laps or so to next pit
Saintnex: Given the state of our tyres, soon
t3h_f1gm3nt: @winnkey no lightning mcqueen here unfortunately
TXC2: 3hrs into a race: "I've figured out the wheel"
tipulsar85: !findquote Richter
LRRbot: Quote #4064: "There's no evidence that Richter Hammockslam isn't a Time Lord." —Ian [2017-02-27]
PurpleMonkeyRobots: Nice recovery
ThePov42: VLADIMIR! DO NOT BE RUDE TO OTHER RACERS VLADIMIT
Dryhad: "Graham, traffic is proceeding at fantastic speeds but in a continuous loop!"
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Yeah, this car is a bit too eager on the oversteer
Karfsma778: I don't think the state of your tires are helping
tyrew0rm: with our 37 laps we would be placed 54/61 in the real race
chaostreader: !findquote Yurri
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Metric_Furlong: he's going the distance
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: I personally prefer cars that are more understeer than oversteer.
TXC2: Oversteer is worse then understeer: change my mind Kappa
t3h_f1gm3nt: @tyrew0rm hooray for not last!
Keab42: Tyres are still green. it's fine.
RoeDent89: !findquote Yorri
FurthestChunk55: pitting soon to fix these tires might be an idea?
Hellishdream: Understeer kills you.
tipulsar85: How's the traffic doing, Richter?
Traion: Your car was listening to Lizzo's Tempo. She wants to dance now Kappa
Furvias: And then the front fell off
Karfsma778: So, you want there to be the proper amount of Steer? Kappa
Earthenone: the tires are supposed to be black with metal studs... green tires seems like a problem
MaddogM: understeer while oversteering?
bananderson_: mono cock design?
chaostreader: I now want a LRL segment that is Ian doing Richter at Le Mans.
LadyAiluros: and now Arstotska?
TheMoatman: So you had some nice .6G deceleration from one of those crashes
the_terror_that_flaps_: @MaddogM that's actually a thing that can happen
Keab42: Somehow Beej will detach front Yorri.
FurthestChunk55: according to the data, the tire wear is getting a touch close to where they were at when the tires got replaced last
Furvias: @chaostreader I think that is a little bit of what this is
Dryhad: Glorious Arstotskan engineering
TXC2: "theres Yori on the Ground!" "you're delusional"
tipulsar85: @LoadingReadyRun How's the traffic doing, Richter?
Alness49: "Front Yorri impossible to lose" Beej: "Mission accepted"
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FurthestChunk55: nice wall
bananderson_: cronch
Kidror: "Fastest lap tome 3:46" "3:46? Not good, not terrible"
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah if anyone can manage to lose the front yorri this year, it will be beej
LadyAiluros: when do we pit next?
MaddogM: Region pays
VmKid: The car burglar
CaptainEnder7: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:09:06.
TXC2: the Gravelburgerler?
AntiCrepuscular: 3 laps to pit
Saintnex: We are in serious need for tyres
SandwichKed: BRAKING! BRAKING!
LadyAiluros: ugghhhh it’s gonna be close
LadyAiluros: will the tires blow out of they get too low?
Traion: next lap or the lap after for pit. depending on tires
Skreeves: "Buffeting. Buffeting."
Texan_Reverend: Take him to the infirmary, he's obviously delusional.
AntiCrepuscular: I mean we can pit early for tyres, but we have over three laps of fuel
TXC2: oh hey yellow on that tire now
TheMoatman: I wonder how much it would cost to get a LRR badge on an actual Le Mans car
tyrew0rm: front left tyre takes the most pain
tipulsar85: Seems good on gas!
SandwichKed: On a GTE-Am car, probably less than $5k
Saintnex: The problem with waiting on the fuel before the pit is that those extra laps with bad tyres will be not good laps
Saunabath: Funny coincidence, I bought a pc game pad just two hours ago so I can play racing games better
FurthestChunk55: yeah our front left tyre is almost as fucked as it was when we last pitted
Lord_Hosk: Dave Pittman, the Pittman there on the radio
malc: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
mastershake29x: box meaning pit, for some strange reason
Traion: fuel wise we could do two more laps
tipulsar85: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an undead cat
darkora: Dave Pitman of the New Hampshire Pitmans
Karfsma778: On gas, you'd easily get another lap, but you might have absolutely no control over the car
Jay_Blanc: You know, it'd make it much more exciting for the audience and the other drivers if all motor sports had to have one amateur driver in an indestructible tank.
chaostreader: !advice
LRRbot: Lag happens.
malc: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you checked your butt?
malc: ha
AntiCrepuscular: Jay_Blanc I like that idea! :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Ian Hi chat! LRRmans!
TXC2: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
cheetoJack: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
PurpleMonkeyRobots: That's not bad advice!
Lord_Hosk: You say he has no control over the car... like thats the tires fault... OHHHHHH
malc: make up your mind, LRRbot
t3h_f1gm3nt: angry zen master "why do you have thoughts of driving in your head! EMPTY YOUR MIND!"
TehAmelie: you had a disagreement with the road about the direction it was going
TXC2: hello SydPreviouslyHeadache welcome
Gen2Gengar: Better forget in Le Mans than on a real road
CaptainEnder7: Ian “La Mans Gom Jabbar” Horner
tyrew0rm: about 20 laps for tyres
TehAmelie: and i mean, who wouldn't
Karfsma778: We didn't get new tires last time, so 18 laps?
Saunabath: So the goal here is to have a full 24-hour race?
azureHaights: @t3h_f1gm3nt Why is this road not EMPTY?
tipulsar85: !findquote live
LRRbot: Quote #1229: "Heal the still-living one!" —Cori [2015-12-01]
cheetoJack: 1 hour and 20 minutes is about how long it took you to get to the first tire change
TXC2: Saunabath yeap
TheMoatman: Gom Jacar
mastershake29x: @Saunabath yup
Saintnex: Worth noting that the less we eat gravel and grass, the longer our tyres will last
LegacyStarkiller: The current strat is probably fine
TXC2: Dune is.......a heck of a thing
Saunabath: Ok, hope we actually get it this year
Traion: So 9 laps of fuel per box
Saintnex: Basically I’m saying: git gud Kappa
tipulsar85: Get coffee?
62MGcobra: if you keep spinning out why don't you remove air from rear tires
FurthestChunk55: god look at all the mud
mtvcdm: Back to the magic studs!
LadyAiluros: woo spikes
mastershake29x: is there a car wash?
TXC2: My Gods the skin on the car
TheMoatman: So why studs?
Oatway_: I wonder how deeply their model the tire wear
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FurthestChunk55: we could do with the car wash
azureHaights: Pits down, Jacked up, that's the way we like to -- *gravel intensifies* -- FUCK
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Lord_Hosk: The studs are on the tires because they look cool
Karfsma778: The problem's in the cockpit :P
Gen2Gengar: If you're having so much problems with driving, why not switch to a train simulator lrrBEEJ
FurthestChunk55: that's right, let's remove the chair Kappa
XprotoformX: Rule of Cool
Dryhad: Problem exists between steering wheel and chair?
Saintnex: But is Yurri back?
TheMoatman: Yeah but don't they fuck our handling?
DiamondTiki: They can change your tyres in like 8 seconds, but they can't just spray down your car a bit smh
Traion: They have given us off road tires now. We spent to much time in the gravel :P
Furvias: Really what kind of pit crew doesn't soap down Yorri when Yorri is dirty?
SandwichKed: This is likely to be more exciting than the actual race this year.
FurthestChunk55: god yeah we should check Rear Yorri
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malc: Yorri back is front...wait no
TXC2: Also where is the mud coming from?
Mrjugglingbear: Are we trusting Beej to drive this year? We wouldn't want a repeat of the black flag incident from last year :)
t3h_f1gm3nt: PRAISE YORRI!
Oatway_: under the grass
Karfsma778: RETURN TO US, OUR SWEET SON
tipulsar85: How goes QWRPline?
TheMoatman: Taking bets on how long it takes to lose Yorri jr
Alness49: Osa!
Aenir798: Is there an origin story for Yorri?
malc: "It's been 84 years"
62MGcobra: especially since your rear tires have so much grip left when you pit
Oatway_: yorrigin story, please
azureHaights: Origin Styorri
Jay_Blanc: @Aenir798 Yorri Popoff.
Earthenone: Yorigen story
Lord_Hosk: Yuri was born at the Factory... and died on the track
DiamondTiki: A *small* portion
TXC2: "carry on my downforce son, there'll be spin outs when you're gone"
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Alness49: Yorri the hood, from the hood
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TheMoatman: I forgot which one was the horner corner? Is that Gantz this year?
malc: oh, bollards
Traion: I assume QWERP will come after G* gets unshackled from the editing mines. AKA post RQ
Dryhad: A spinny boi
t3h_f1gm3nt: that good wibbly boi!
Earthenone: yay pylon friend came to dance with us
TXC2: !lrrmansheet
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orbitaltuna: poppoff yori went for smokes at the horner corner store one year
FurthestChunk55: GANT GANT is not Horner Corner, Horner Corner is after GANT GANT iirc
azureHaights: Who would win in the corner: a masterpiece of automotive engineering or one spinny boi
Karfsma778: Wich corner was Muad'dib?
FurthestChunk55: yeah Horner Corner comes after GANT GANT and just before the Porsche Curves
Saintnex: Someone really needs to make a map with all the names
Driosenth: the sheet has a good map of the track with the names of sections
FurthestChunk55: the spreadsheet's got the maps and names
TheElrad: which corner is the kwisatz haderach
Saintnex: Oh well then, nvm me
Jay_Blanc: The reason why Ian keeps spinning off is the coriolis effect.
TXC2: do you reckon the new Dune movie will have sonic guns again like the Lynch version?
ojii: who will be the other drivers this year?
Earthenone: lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ lrrKATHLEEN lrrCORI were mentioned
Earthenone: as well as jacob
ojii: thx
TXC2: ojii I kinda hope Everyone takes a turn during Live
WrightJustice: how come total time is less than time driven?
Saintnex: Oh wow, I didn’t realize we had these new emotes!
FurthestChunk55: we had a bit of pre-driving before the race started
Driosenth: stream started 30 min early for prep
Saintnex: lrrIAN
SerGarretCameron: and slap itself together.
t3h_f1gm3nt: i still think my favorite part of the track is the stark straightaway
Karfsma778: Ah, right, last year Muad'dib got rechristened Jumpsuit Jaques
Earthenone: it will look normal as soon as you get 30 min or so of relief
TheElrad: that and what's the name of the car :D
Earthenone: !car
Traion: The new tyres are really working for you
Earthenone: Sauber C9
Lord_Hosk: Im still pushing for the Orange Avenger
TXC2: I like how a mere 3 years in and we have such a rich lore built up :P
Karfsma778: New tires seem quite helpful
TheMoatman: t3h_f1gm3nt I thought Paul or Ian was the one who crashed on a straightawy?
TheMoatman: *straightaway
RealWormbo: Lord_Hosk, we had a rich lore half-way through year one already
WrightJustice: SeemsGood
Traion: @txc2 tbf we are like 4 seasons of a TV Show time wise :P
t3h_f1gm3nt: @TheMoatman the stark straightaway was named because G made a beeline through the corners, ignoring the road completely :P
malc: a flyby?
TXC2: Traion true
FurthestChunk55: That was a real smooth Gant Gant
TheMoatman: Oh yeah I vaguely remember that
FurthestChunk55: Bit of a wobble out of it though
GeeItSomeLaldy: ooh, right up his trumpet
Mysticman89: pro drafting strats
Karfsma778: Only half a second off our fastest!
Lord_Hosk: If you run everyone else off the road... you can win in 200 laps
Lord_Hosk: Just sayin
Jay_Blanc: I think we need to run a book on which Paul says first after he takes over. "Aww heck" or "Aww jeeze".
GeeItSomeLaldy: So, can you play as Knuckles?
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Jay_Blanc 5 on jeez
The_Voices: i was gonna ask what lap ian was 9on, but i used my eyes and looked
TXC2: Senor shift!
FurthestChunk55: cover your heart ian
TheMoatman: Doc, doc, doctor shift
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Swamplor: The_Voices used EYES. It's super effective!
Grevas13: you have to slot in a forza 5 cart to unlock knuckles
Suffix: HELLO FRIENDS!
Suffix: How goes the race?
Earthenone: greetings
TXC2: hello Suffix welcome
Traion: SUFFIX
FurthestChunk55: rare footage of ian drving angry Kappa
AntiCrepuscular: Looks like we're going pretty hard on the tyres this time
FurthestChunk55: *driving
Oatway_: Gant Gant Revolution
Dryhad: Ok, must sleep. Good luck in the LRRMansing, Ian
RealGamerCow: Where is the spreadsheet for this year?
CosmicDuctTape: GANT GANT
FurthestChunk55: Gant Gant Agents
AntiCrepuscular: unless the pit gave use softer compound
Suffix: Hey It is Gant Gant!
Earthenone: !lrrmansheet
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Suffix: You did it!
TheElrad: @Suffix just ignore that we've been lapped at least twice
Saintnex: GANT GANT 2 Electric Boogaloo
CosmicDuctTape: Gant Gant Teeth Teeth Teeth?
RealGamerCow: holy shit cheetojack, that visualization is gorgeous
GeeItSomeLaldy: So is this a no-sleep stream or are you swapping out?
FurthestChunk55: Multiple drivers, much like the real LeMans
TXC2: GeeItSomeLaldy swapping
TXC2: like the Real Le Mans
AntiCrepuscular: Some of them will even have driving licences ;)
TheElrad: we've thrown Ian into the Paul clone machine
Science_and_Magic: Hey Ian, after LRRmans today, are you going to have enough in you for Rhythm Cafe? I hope it’s Cadence of Hyrule!
AntiCrepuscular: nice drift!
Earthenone: swapping, but also no sleep i think, i dont think there is a nap slot
cheetoJack: RealGamerCow I had help, blame #tech and #programming
Oatway_: c o o l d r i f t
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Science_and_Magic i believe hodor said CoH will be next week
CosmicDuctTape: @Science_and_Magic Cadence is not planned for tomorrow, but for next week
Earthenone: heather said she would be worried if you DID do it after this
AntiCrepuscular: Are there any car-based rhythm games?
Sohvakettu: Focus! :)
cheetoJack: Ian: Try refreshing the dashboard when you have a sec. We've updated some stuff including the map to be more accurate
mtvcdm: Heather is assuming she's flying solo tomorrow.
Traion: Took nearly half a second of the potential time with the new tyres
TXC2: theres a thing, what is the Ratio of LRRsm'n who have driver licences?
Saintnex: This Sunday... ie tomorroe
TheMoatman: I'd assume you can't do mid-race tuning but if you can you might want to loosen your front sway bar a bit
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The_Voices: not just worried, shed send him home
TheMoatman: It should help with the understeer
ojii: this kind of is a rhythm game
ReverseCreations: "Heather is good at taking care of people" sounds more threatening when thinking about her cH persona.
Alness49: This lap means you've now driven One Desert Bus point by distance!
Jay_Blanc: Of course! That's what we need, to add music beats to the corners so Ian knows when to accelerate!
Pteraspidomorphi: cheetoJack: The spreadsheet is dead, right? Or is it meant to update manually? (Dashboard seems fine)
TheElrad: it would be in Car management
Autumnslastleaves: Heather is good at taking care of people.... that can be taken a number of ways....
cheetoJack: Pteraspidomorphi the spreadsheet is manual
Earthenone: spreadsheet is manual, data stream is mechanical
the_terror_that_flaps_: Try moving the brake bias back
Pteraspidomorphi: Got it
GeeItSomeLaldy: you really do hate corners :D
Sohvakettu: 50/50 is usually bad
TheElrad: @Autumnslastleaves don't remark that the people Heather takes care off seem to dissapear completely
malc: don't bother with the corners and just drive from Le Mans to Siberia
TXC2: GeeItSomeLaldy theres a reason we named one of them Horner Corner :)
LegacyStarkiller: try 58
FurthestChunk55: in the same vein as Gambon I assume
ReverseCreations: Filthy Neutrals.
Wenchypoos: is he racing against AI or people in this?
TXC2: Try Canada?
FurthestChunk55: AI
Wenchypoos: thanks
Autumnslastleaves: @TheElrad I'm a little scared now....
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what number should we be trying?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1191: "I'm Vlad..." —Beej [2015-11-28]
the_terror_that_flaps_: I believe it's percent brake front
GeeItSomeLaldy: Bumpercars!
Lord_Hosk: Why ask why? try bud dry
mtvcdm: LRRBot says to try 1,191.
FurthestChunk55: try 100 Kappa
Saintnex: RUDE
Earthenone: you cannot reset, monsters are nearby
TXC2: !findquote try
LRRbot: Quote #3127: "I try to put very little in my eyes." —Kate [2016-08-08]
TheElrad: so, we're the stream in Project Cars 2 with the most viewers, the second one is just streaming the actual race :P
Mysticman89: aww, you can't telefrag the other drivers? boo
Oatway_: hey now, your vehicle is too shrek'd to be reset, you're an all star, get paid
MadameAdversary: it turns out, we were the monster all along
TXC2: TheElrad Trickery 100
tyrew0rm: And across the line.....
corbinisms: Ian, did you line up any other drivers for the day so you have a chance to rest? I wasn't here for the first couple hours and want to be sure you're taking care of yourself
FurthestChunk55: celebratory big cheats
TheMoatman: Jesus christ, if I'm reading this right F1 cars have a peak braking deceleration of like 6G
TheElrad: and like most other streams are also doing 24 hours
AntiCrepuscular: corbinisms there will be guest drivers :)
TheElrad: and big copyright infringment
Traion: @corbinisms Beej, K, Jakob, and Cori, and Paul
62MGcobra: @TheMoatman yep
Saintnex: Is the stream with the actual race the legit or someone doing it illegally?
corbinisms: Ah, good, good. Don't want a repeat of year 1
AntiCrepuscular: The 24hr IANMans was a one-time deal
TheElrad: lrrBEEJ lrrIAN lrrKATHLEEN lrrPAUL lrrCORI
Earthenone: on twitch, illegal i assume
TXC2: Other Drivers are Available Kappa
SerGarretCameron: we're helping!
t3h_f1gm3nt: @corbinisms yeah ian learned his lesson after the first year :P
Earthenone: there is probobly a legal one in euro-zone
AntiCrepuscular: hey Ian, look over there \o
TXC2: YORI NO!
t3h_f1gm3nt: yorri no! :(
TheElrad: @Earthenone technically not illegal, but against the terms of service :P
orbitaltuna: farewell yori
Alness49: Spoiler!
chaostreader: rayfkDont rayfkTsun
ReverseCreations: Always forward, sometimes learning, Safety still a distant third.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Was gone for a few hours.... you're cornering is much more consistent now... unless chat distracts you. :)
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: *your
TheMoatman: I really, desperately need a good chair
Gen2Gengar: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:32:43.
t3h_f1gm3nt: add that to the "things ian says every lrrmans" list
FurthestChunk55: y'know if Yorri is parts of the bodywork, does that mean the Y-Wing has little to no Yorri?
TheElrad: what? chat? being distracting? never
Earthenone: @TheElrad options i was given in the question were "illegal" and "legit" seems closer to the former "{
TheMoatman: I'm not even 24 yet and I have the spine of a man twice my age
GeeItSomeLaldy: I'm looking up the corner names, I'm assuming this is Mulsanne
Earthenone: that seems like too much spine
Swissfrankie: @TheMoatman then don't buy a gaming chair ^^
Saintnex: @earthenone well I know there is a legal stream of LeMans for Canada and US so I was just curious to it in twitch
TheMoatman: Okay probably not that bad but it's pretty bad
tipulsar85: It was a Rock Ian!
MadameAdversary: sounded like you were channeling the singer from the B-52s there
Saintnex: Legal free stream I should say
thegreatwyrdling: Hey Ian! How's it going?
CosmicDuctTape: If you find yourself on the side of the road with 21 hours to LRRRRRRMans!
TheMoatman: Swissfrankie I know that, I'm more complaining that the Embody costs 1500 bucks
CosmicDuctTape: LRRMans, baaaaabyyyyyy
TXC2: "see the sign ant the side of the road? it says 16 miles to the GANT GANT"
FurthestChunk55: speaking of the B-52s have y'all heard Triple-Q's mashup of Love Shack and Devil Trigger from DMC5?
TheMoatman: Because god do I want one
FurthestChunk55: It's fucking delightful
mastershake29x: le mans weather update: clear, but storm clouds are in the area
CosmicDuctTape: GANT GANT! Baby, GANT GANT!
GeeItSomeLaldy: Just get a wooden stool
thegreatwyrdling: So is this the new Desert Bus stream?
Earthenone: no
Swissfrankie: well, you could get some no name office ergonomic chairs for about 750. at least here where i live :P
MadameAdversary: perfect XD
GeeItSomeLaldy: or a web harness and suspend you from the ceiling
Lord_Hosk: I have a new Gant Gant image ready... its been ready for 4 laps but you keep Cant canting it
FurthestChunk55: Triple-Q does nothing but goofy mashups
CosmicDuctTape: I'm not sure what you mean by that, Hosk
chaostreader: You can’t go nearly this fast in Desert Bus.
kerbalized_: get yourself a herman miller aeron. theyre usually $300usd used
MadameAdversary: "the GANT GANT is a little place where, we can get together (with the wall)"
FurthestChunk55: they organised an entire collaboration album of mashups of John Cena's theme
FurthestChunk55: called Cenacore
MrSVCD: what is this year car? also Hi Chat and Ian.
TheElrad: just kissing the wall twice
GeeItSomeLaldy: It's pulling to the right a bit
CosmicDuctTape: Chunk that sounds very... Mouth Moods
TheElrad: were you looking at chat, Ian?
AntiCrepuscular: hello gravel my old friend
TXC2: "GANT GANT! On the door baby!"
AntiCrepuscular: It's nice to slide through you again
HesGotNoPants: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 1:10:33. lrrSPOT
FurthestChunk55: yeah something's fucky on the right side
Earthenone: car is Sauber C9
Saintnex: Eyes on the prize Ian! Eyes on the prize!
treyhawk42: Why are you driving with the Desert Bus controls?
TXC2: hello MrSVCD welcome
CosmicDuctTape: wait are the three Mouth albums Mouthcore?
tipulsar85: !advice
LRRbot: Believe in the chat, which believes in you!
GeeItSomeLaldy: Is the prize MtG cards?
Driosenth: Lap 44 pride100 "Yo banana boy!" #teampalindrome
TXC2: CosmicDuctTape ...yes?
Sarah_Serinde: Driosenth But your bits weren't a palindrome! D:
CosmicDuctTape: lrrWOW lrrJUDGE lrrFINE
Earthenone: they are going for pallendromes on the....yeah
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Mrjugglingbear: You seem to need to break really early for the corners with this car
TXC2: !findquote brain
LRRbot: Quote #1385: "Why is my brain depleting?" —Alex [2014-08-01]
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Sarah_Serinde brain is for nerds
TheMoatman: Chat chants Gant Gant by the Gant cant
HesGotNoPants: I was gonna go for a walk but it's lrrmans day I must watch
PhorrestGaze: it's always our fault
Alness49: Turn!
Driosenth: I assume it's always chats fault
Sarah_Serinde: t3h_f1gm3nt Yeah so I REALLY should brain better ;)
CosmicDuctTape: !advice
LRRbot: You have to be odd to be number one.
TheElrad: you can just turn off chat, Ian :D
mtvcdm: So Ian, what are the chances we get you doing the Targa Florio one day? lrrBEEJ
t3h_f1gm3nt: fair enough sarah :P
TXC2: Yes love that Advice
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Lord_Hosk: lol
Saintnex: Ian stop reading chat! Kappa
Karfsma778: rayfkDont
mtvcdm: It is the perimeter of Sicily, used as a race course.
DiamondTiki: Simulate the LrrMans experience in your walk by randomly veering into a wall every few hundred meters :p
Aenir798: What if I bring my computer outside with some really long extension cords?
TXC2: I dare to presume is a race
SerGarretCameron: "Walks in Automobile"
Roadhog123: I highly doubt Ian is doing Targa Florio
CosmicDuctTape: @HesGotNoPants I would recommend having pants or similar clothing before taking that walk though :P
Roadhog123: Given 40 minute lap times
DiamondTiki: Drop your phone and yell "Yorri!"
TheMoatman: One of, if not the oldest races
Sarah_Serinde: I...don't think Ian's gonna be reading that wiki link :P
Saintnex: Please note if your heart is actually making the grrrr noise, you should see a doctor
kerbalized_: Isle of Lrrman?
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HesGotNoPants: @cosmicducttape never. I am true to myself always
t3h_f1gm3nt: 40 min laps? jegus
FurthestChunk55: our lap times are creeping upwards a touch
mtvcdm: http://www.targaflorio.info/giro.htm What a Targa Florio course might look like.
FurthestChunk55: it feels like they should be going fown a touch
TheMoatman: There are two wolves inside you, one that makes the grr noise and the other that makes the shifting noises
TehAmelie: was that a 900?
Mrjugglingbear: Going around corners slowly can often times be faster in the end
Pal_Friendpatine: Chat and drive? Tough stuff
TehAmelie: i lost count
FurthestChunk55: next year we should just go with a Mini of the same make and colour as Ian's actual Mini
CosmicDuctTape: @HesGotNoPants welp, as long as you're not committing any indecency crimes
MadameAdversary: f1 with chat = hard mode
FurthestChunk55: that or an AE86 Kappa
GeeItSomeLaldy: If Beej is in on it it should be a Black and Orange VW Polo
HesGotNoPants: only a crime if I get caught
TheMoatman: Well if the wolf is reading the chat then you don't have to, ezpz
DiamondTiki: I like how neither wolf does car steering at this moment
Mrjugglingbear: That was a really solid last corner Ian!
TXC2: one is named David, the other goes by Dave Kappa
CosmicDuctTape: IT IS LORE, THE WOLVES ARE NAMED DAVID
Driosenth: one wolf always tells the truth, one wolf speaks in hyperbole, they may be the same wolf
TXC2: #RichNarative
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Pal_Friendpatine: Also maybe don’t drop that last gear down too soon? It might kick traction?
stevestein: Don't touch the flappy thing, Ian
CosmicDuctTape: @HesGotNoPants If you're going for a walk without pants, and no one can see you, did the tree actually fall?
tyrew0rm: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 9:12 AM
GeeItSomeLaldy: Taking corners at Plaid = bad time
Peeves23: I don't really follow Le Mons, can you do down force or aero changes in pit changes?
mtvcdm: Huh. Did you know the Tour de France was also a car race, held from 1899 to 1986?
HesGotNoPants: @cosmicducttape they see me, if I'm not arrested I got away pants free
tyrew0rm: thos epoor tyres
CosmicDuctTape: lrrJUDGE
TXC2: they had cars in 1899?
RealGamerCow: I forget what the context was, but Jackie Stewart teaching Hammond how to race properly was fascinating.
mtvcdm: Cars were more of a proof of concept thing back then.
CosmicDuctTape: @HesGotNoPants don't you mean, you got away by the seat of your pants?
Roadhog123: Ahem.
GeeItSomeLaldy: good clean lap
Aenir798: Super clean
Mrjugglingbear: I believe we can!
Aenir798: Clean as dirt
TXC2: RealGamerCow it wasn't Hammond it was other one
FurthestChunk55: they had cars in 1899 in the same way we had spaceships in the 60s
Saintnex: Welp
t3h_f1gm3nt: hbiClean
RealGamerCow: TXC2 May?
Furvias: Shiny and Clean
HesGotNoPants: @cosmicducttape I dont have those clearly
Driosenth: @Peeves23 I'm not sure if changing aero wing angles are allowed by the rules, but it certainly would be possible
Pal_Friendpatine: Dirt clean
TXC2: RealGamerCow yes, that's it
Oatway_: Fidel Castrol, our one nemesis
Nuurgle: are we going for distance, or going for speed?
Karfsma778: Yes
GeeItSomeLaldy: don't choke on the chichane
Furvias: I think we are going for Cake
RealGamerCow: good recoveryt
TXC2: RealGamerCow it was the juxtapostion of Jackie, a very fast man, teaching Captain slow
JonnyGlitch: Ian Ian He's our Lrrman! If he can't do it, ask James!
Saintnex: Tyres are equally good, ie bad
CosmicDuctTape: @HesGotNoPants wait, that means you'd get off scott free, so I guess that means kilts are ruled out too
Vlanoik: remember to not speed when going into the pit
Count_Nodonora: Darnit, now I want to listen to Cake
JonnyGlitch: How is everyone tonight>
HesGotNoPants: @loadingreadyrun is beej allowed to enter the pits after last year?
IbunWest: I didn't know it was already that time of year again. What a pleasant surprise.
PandasAndPancakes: !up
Nuurgle: Ian, Ian, he's our guy; if he can't do it, don't let Beej try
Karfsma778: That one was mostly not your fault
Furvias: He will enter them, and that is the issue
tyrew0rm: time to start giving the other cars a taste of their own medicine
JonnyGlitch: gotta watch out for the straight bits of road
TXC2: WAAAAAAAAG
GeeItSomeLaldy: *pit explodes in a ball of fire*
XprotoformX: yes, the true secret in bypassing song rights, is if you do it poorly
Mysticman89: did something bad happen to the pit crew?
Peeves23: REPORT THAT MAN TO THE STEWARDS!
JonnyGlitch: they'll trick ya
Karfsma778: Like, they took away all your andling
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Good Day, Everyone.
Furvias: Put Wario in Le Mans you cowards
JonnyGlitch: Hi Bob!
Earthenone: !smash
LRRbot: Put Blinx the Time Sweeper in Smash, you cowards!
TXC2: I want that Crapshot now, of just the sound of Wario Driving
Gadora: @Mysticman89 Are you asking about Beej not being allowed in the pits?
Alness49: Bit early for Zeta
TXC2: Waaaaa ,waaaaa w,aaaaaa
Mrjugglingbear: Gant gant was pretty smooth there
CosmicDuctTape: @Alness49 it's never too early for Zeta
Hellishdream: I do wonder how drivers don't go insane from boredom. They have to have some kind of mental breakdown, eventually.
Lord_Hosk: Beej convinces Ian to let him drive, Beej DQs in the pits again... a 20 year friendship ends and one of them has to move back to Alberta
Furvias: There has to be a Project Cars mod to change engine noises to Wario sounds
Mysticman89: @Gadora yes
TXC2: this is Dawngaurd time
GeeItSomeLaldy: Clean lap this time
Nuurgle: money is a hell of a motivation
Karfsma778: Fuel pin in... 2 laps?
JonnyGlitch: nice save from fishtailing
mtvcdm: Hellishdream, that is part of why teams are required to have substitute drivers.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @Lord_Hosk They have to have a Loser Leaves town match first.
Earthenone: drivers have rules to only drive 4 of any 6 hours and to not drive more than 14 a day
GeeItSomeLaldy: You'd think James would be here what with all this Chaos
Gadora: @Mysticman89 Beej is how we learned that speeding in the pits is a disqualification, even if you've turned off disqualifications. It was a bit of a surprise.
Earthenone: !findquote james
LRRbot: Quote #750: "James is a terrible enabler." —Paul [2015-09-28]
Hellishdream: No, I get that, but even doing this for something like four hours of this is still...soul crushing.
RealGamerCow: Am I correct in seeing that the spreadsheet only has 9 laps in it so far?
MadameAdversary: you can't let team chaos drive, they'd do it backwards for all the sweet moving ramps
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always watching. Waiting. Planning.
Furvias: Ian, next year, 5 point harness for the seat
Pal_Friendpatine: Gant Gant is now going to be a thing in LRR’S channel when Ian is around isn’t it? I’m great with this.
FurthestChunk55: much like Porkins, you can hold it Ian Kappa
SerGarretCameron: dawn dawn dawn dawn, da dawn da da dawn.
TXC2: !lrrmansheet
LRRbot: Link to the spreadsheet: http://bit.ly/LRRmansSpreadsheet2019 -- Link to more data visualisation: http://www.cheetojack.com/lrrmans/
Mysticman89: I skimmed the wiki for the actual page, apparently one year a driver did 23+ hrs themselves and their son drove the rest
MrQBear: @Earthenone So, Is there two+ drivers per team?
JonnyGlitch: nicely done
Earthenone: 3 per team
tyrew0rm: it makes sense for there to be a driver shift at 10am, thats the normal DB switch anyway
XprotoformX: SingsNote Simple & Clean
MrQBear: Wait, Ian, are you not REAL LIFE???
MrQBear: Is everything I know a LIE or at least some sort of very well made simulation?
TheElrad: I think it's 4 drivers in one car, IIRC
ReverseCreations: YOUR CAR HAS A STAND?!
FurthestChunk55: This is looking like a fairly clean lap
Welbog: I'm back! Hi everyone!
Karfsma778: @ReverseCreations the car is the stand
TXC2: welcome back Welbog
tyrew0rm: 3 drivers per car, has been for a while
RealGamerCow: lrrFINE
Silver_Kn1ght: GANT GANT
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HesGotNoPants: @mrqbear they found ian's true form in game on rhythm cafe once, he's a naked angel
FurthestChunk55: Gant Gant has had opinions on me calling this a clean lap
MadameAdversary: nemesis, thy name is GANT GANT
Saintnex: Okay I think the phrase clean lap may just be cursed
MrQBear: @HesGotNoPants You're right. I remember that. So he's from the Evangelion universe then?
JonnyGlitch: Did you get naked in a musical as well?! Me too! I was in The Full Monty!
FurthestChunk55: This isn't even a bad lap
Furvias: Heads up to the people running the spreadsheet you forgot to divide by 86400 for D22 D33 and D34
Karfsma778: Best lap of the past 5
GeeItSomeLaldy: Sub 4 there
FurthestChunk55: Pulled back below 4 minutes
HesGotNoPants: @mrqbear so ian merged with our world when his was destroyed at the end of the movie
FurthestChunk55: Best lap since lap 42
Pal_Friendpatine: Ian “Good Lap” Horner
cheetoJack: We're now on lap 49
DarkMorford: @LoadingReadyRun Ian, have you looked into Assetto Corsa or rFactor 2 at all? They're each about half the price of PC2 on Steam, and it looks like both of them are highly moddable.
Furvias: on the "24 hours of LRR Mans tab"
GeeItSomeLaldy: Don't read this message, eyes on the road
chaostreader: rayfkDont rayfkTsun
JonnyGlitch: chat is trying to kill you
MrQBear: @HesGotNoPants Yes. In my headcanon, Ian is that Angel that transforms into a screaming drill/laser.
Vlanoik: Who put all this butter on the road?
Karfsma778: What caused every single bit of our handling to VANISH in tht corner?
TXC2: James?
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Saintnex: Ian if you can read this message, stop reading and focus on the road! Kappa
malc watches the tire wear graph climb sharply :)
paronomasiac042: @JonnyGlitch It's not like that's particularly novel for chat.
JonnyGlitch: everything tastes better with butter, even road
FurthestChunk55: yeah this lap is in the shitter
Silver_Kn1ght: rayfkDont rayfkTsun
FurthestChunk55: also are you saying Ian screams geometrically
GeeItSomeLaldy: he can make it back a bit I Think
talosparoxi: god the sound of those tires screaming in pain
Psychic_Ketchup: The stakes have never been lower
cheetoJack: That was a good corner
GeeItSomeLaldy: vg
TehAmelie: we heard
tyrew0rm: yeah, 95% of the viewers for PC2 are wtahcing this stream
MadameAdversary: successful GANT GANT
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cheetoJack: We're under 20L of fuel, do we pit next lap?
TXC2: !twitter
TehAmelie: if you crack your joints and other people can't hear it it feels half wasted am i right
FurthestChunk55: what we need here today, is some cowboy driving
Karfsma778: Yeah, pit next lap for fuel
JonnyGlitch: holy crap that was a good set of corners
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GeeItSomeLaldy: made back a second from that spin
FurthestChunk55: and this is the absolute worst time to learn that my gift sub to ben wheeler's stream ran out
TheElrad: 20 litres is enough for 2 laps
tyrew0rm: we'll go to 10L of fuel. can do 2 laps
MrQBear: Now I just sorta want a picture of Ian making an angry face, made transparent, and shopped into the middle of said Screaming Drill/Laser 8-Sided Die Angel.
Psychic_Ketchup: You really nailed that last part of the lap
HesGotNoPants: loadingreadyrun Studios powered by the drill laser that naked Angel Ian turns into
Alness49: Inspiration! And Improvement!
BronzeGolem436: man, thinking back to racing games on Ms Dos to now watching racing games look like this, it's been a hell of a ride
cheetoJack: the sector 3 time you just did is a second faster than any other sector 3
DJ_dak: What have I stumbled into here?
GeeItSomeLaldy: by jove I think he's got it
talosparoxi: nice
AntiCrepuscular: This stream not sponsored by TTSF #learning lrrBEEJ
mtvcdm: Very good stretch of running here.
Mrjugglingbear: Now nobody jinx it! This is looking promising!
mtvcdm: WE OVERTOOK A CAR
TXC2: DJ_dak we're doing the 24 hours of le mans
Pteraspidomorphi: DJ_dak: This goes on for 24 actual hours
Saintnex: Is the naked angel Ian drill laser the one that will pierce the heavens? Kappa
JonnyGlitch: good save
Iraeda: overtaken?! does this mean we are going to take 1st :O
cheetoJack: Tire wear is getting up there as well, should we replace those next pit as well?
GeeItSomeLaldy: this is tight
TXC2: didn't we change tires last stop?
FurthestChunk55: turn turn turn is the best episode of the first season of agents of shield
GeeItSomeLaldy: wear those tyres down to the rims
AntiCrepuscular: yeah
Pal_Friendpatine: The boss doesn’t like it when you miss your shifts
mtvcdm: We're in the green for the lap.
JonnyGlitch: Ian gained a hair?!?
Mrjugglingbear: Baeutiful work!
Mrjugglingbear: beautiful*
Psychic_Ketchup: Good recovery
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MrQBear: @Saintnex I mean, from what I remember, Screaming Naked Laser Angel Ian would be more concerned with piercing the earth, rather than the heavens.
AntiCrepuscular: bop it...
Stoffern: bop it?
DJ_dak: @TXC2 @Pteraspidomorphi thanks :) looks like fun
MadameAdversary: not today, GANT GANT
TXC2: CAN CAN
margieargie: @Lord_Hosk Thanks, now I have the Can-Can stuck in my head...
Lord_Hosk: Its gone from Cant cant to Can Can
TXC2: "gant gant gant went the trolly"
GeeItSomeLaldy: noice
JonnyGlitch: mAxImUm PoWeR
Psychic_Ketchup: Sub 3:50 nice!
Mrjugglingbear: Nice Ian!
mtvcdm: 3:48, not bad at all.
Earthenone: !box
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GeeItSomeLaldy: UN LI MI TED POWA
Pal_Friendpatine: CAN CAN!
TXC2: "man power! he's the man, whose named you'd love to touch"
TXC2: *max
Traion: New tyres?
GeeItSomeLaldy: Come on, Strong and Stable
cheetoJack: Sector 1 and 3 were within a second of your fastest, sector 2 was within 2 seconds. Very good lap.
JonnyGlitch: sTaY oN TaRgEt
kozguy6288: Hi Ian! Hi chat!
Dhaunayne: only 7% fuel though
TXC2: Hello kozguy6288 welcome
cheetoJack: That was lap 50 as well
MrQBear: Oof. Ian's gas gauge is blinking. I haven't been paying attention.. is 7 Units enough to get him aroudn the track one more time?
ManaIishi: Yeah it's fine
JonnyGlitch: "luke...use... the targeting computer"
Karfsma778: Just barely
chaostreader: lrrFINE
TXC2: MrQBear lets find out Kappa
TheElrad: call for the pit
Psychic_Ketchup: We should just make it
AntiCrepuscular: yeah, 7 is fine (as long as he doesn't forget to pit :D )
MrQBear: @TXC2 I am now experiencing concern!
HesGotNoPants: quick get beej to pull into the pet
Dezinkled: can you find out how many laps the other cars have done?
JonnyGlitch: coast in on fumes
tyrew0rm: we do, providing no major crashes
HesGotNoPants: pit
cheetoJack: Dezinkled I can, give me a minute
TXC2: we are pitting
62MGcobra: you'll be fine lrrFINE
Iraeda: if you dont can always get out and push
Karfsma778: That was Jaques, ya
chaostreader: MercyWing1 lrrFINE MercyWing2
KriegerSan: How is the LRR Manning going
TXC2: !lrrmansheet
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AntiCrepuscular: "lift and coast"
JonnyGlitch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:03:23.
KriegerSan: Get the other races to push you back to the pits
PandasAndPancakes: 1.0 left!
JonnyGlitch: 1L to spare nice
chaostreader: lrrHERE
tyrew0rm: see p[lenty to spare
MrQBear: Gosh.
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TXC2: see, nothing to worry about
TXC2: !break
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AntiCrepuscular: and then it runs out on the pit entrance ;)
JonnyGlitch: katesChair katesChair katesChair
KriegerSan: Rotate the chairs
cheetoJack: Other competitors are around Lap 55ish
malc: and into the pit with 850ml of fuel spare
Karfsma778: 8 tenths of a liter by the time we hit the pit
Oatway_: one muddy boy
MrQBear: That actually gave me real anxiety, I don't think a racing simulation is supposed to do that.
JonnyGlitch: lol love he decal
RomanGoro: just when I turn in, what timing
Pal_Friendpatine: Auto pit?
KriegerSan: lrrGARBO lrrGARBO
PandasAndPancakes: I...had not seen the decals
Baldrash: Oh wow, that's the first I've seen of the paint job. It's perfect.
chaostreader: !uptime
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TXC2: the paint job is amazing
Nuurgle: pit stop during pit stop
HesGotNoPants: omg ian's true form is the car
Forgotten_Lizard: That paint job is glorious
talosparoxi: Squid1 lrrGARBO Squid4
KOneSix: I'm just imagining Ian leaping out of the car while it's going, so he can pee.
Roadhog123: Uh oh.
KriegerSan: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
DiamondTiki: Sooooo...
FurthestChunk55: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: Whoever worked on the skin for this: katesNice katesNice katesNice
mtvcdm: Uh oh
JonnyGlitch: uhh
CrazyMax46: He put on snow tires.
Forgotten_Lizard: Go Go Go
thetoastmonster: oops
AntiCrepuscular: Who did the paint job again?
mtvcdm: EEK
GeeItSomeLaldy: ruh roh
ChiefEngineerMichael: Oh dear
KriegerSan: eeep
TXC2: OH MY GODS it's tilltyhouse
62MGcobra: go chair
DevInsanity: Chair, take the wheel!
rocketjohn: concern!
FurthestChunk55: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
DiamondTiki: Welp
Silver_Kn1ght: uh oh, this'll be good
RaemSturm: uhm, the driver isnt in the car
MrQBear: C'mon Ian............
bv310: The rythm cafe decal is grand
BlackBlur14: Ian, why'd you put on snow tires?
Nuurgle: wait, no...he's not strapped in
Duven60: bonk
Dhaunayne: how do drivers in the real lemans pee?
Nuurgle: SEND HELP
paronomasiac042: Good god, what a preposterously slow pit
The_Voices: welp
NickTheDM: Woo! Go chair racer!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Psychic_Ketchup: Well we're not speeding in the pit at least
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KriegerSan: Jesus take the wheel
Lord_Hosk: He's going hes going!
Silver_Kn1ght: CHAIR, Drive us home!!
malc: lrrHERE
ThePov42: CHAIR CHAMPION DRIVER
Dhaunayne: catheter?
Saunabath: welp
SAJewers: pinkkiFine
AntiCrepuscular: DQ parking in the pit lane D:
Forgotten_Lizard: "Go GO Go, Wait, Where's the dirver?"
ehsteveG: LUL
Roosevelt: lbwChair
DiamondTiki: Adult diapers, I assume
Furvias: GO CHAIR GO
Pteraspidomorphi: 25 minutes until first copilot arrives
stevestein: ngSolutions
HesGotNoPants: clip?
Lord_Hosk: HE IS GOING!
RaemSturm: quick ian, run after your car!
TXC2: FASTER CHAIR!
JonnyGlitch: they forgot to replace the driver!
Iraeda: ok that 2nd data chart is pretty dope even if i don't understand 90% of it
Nuurgle: they're getting away!
Nefarious_Ned: I....I come back to an empty chair?
DarkMorford: Ian, when you get a second, maybe refresh the stats dashboard? We've been tweaking it all morning, including a more accurate map!
PandasAndPancakes: Inching backwards
FurthestChunk55: this is going to be the worst lap
Traion: The Ian is empty and the car is full. All is well in LRRMans
KriegerSan: Can't imagine the split times will be good
RoeDent89: Chair chair!
GeeItSomeLaldy: ooh, nocollide in the pit
chaostreader: lrrFINE lrrHERE
KOneSix: @dhaunayne Adult diapers believe it or not.
cheetoJack: that car went through you
Psychic_Ketchup: That car had phasing
Gadora: Oh dear.
Roosevelt: lbwChair lrrIAN
DiamondTiki: Good, I'm glad we're still a ghost
GeeItSomeLaldy: You've got to make back 1:40
TheElrad: and DQ for obsturcting the Pit lane
KriegerSan: #Cheats
Dhaunayne: @KOneSix yuck
Pal_Friendpatine: Move to cheat step
orbitaltuna: so who's replacing ian?
KOneSix: No choice. 24 hrs.
JonnyGlitch: Hi There Heather!
GeeItSomeLaldy: Anyone think 24hr NASCAR would be a good idea?
AntiCrepuscular: hey Heather! o/
Traion: Heather!
orbitaltuna: hi heather
TXC2: Hello Heather
FurthestChunk55: this lap is ez 5 minutes
SAJewers: pinkkiHatHi lrrHEATHER
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi Heather!
mtvcdm: Morning Heather!
TheElrad: show heather the painjob?
JonnyGlitch: Hithere!
Nuurgle: lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER
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Gadora: katesWave
AntiCrepuscular: yes, the livery!
TheElrad: lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER lrrHEATHER
MrSVCD: hi lrrHEATHER
XprotoformX: is this podracing?
AntiCrepuscular: it's so on-brand!
HesGotNoPants: chair dropped the ball
DarkMorford: Ian, when you get a second, maybe refresh the stats dashboard? We've been tweaking it all morning, including a more accurate map!
Nefarious_Ned: !next
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rocketjohn: that is no barrier, heather
rocketjohn: Paul drove last year
Traion: Show of the Rhythm Cafe decal Ian :)
AntiCrepuscular: ^
FurthestChunk55: we let beej drive into the pit lane, you'd be fine Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Being good at driving is not a prerequisite, but not wanting to be bad at it on stream is a very fair reason :P
TheElrad: @LoadingReadyRun show Heather the paintjob?
cheetoJack: Just don't speed into the pit, easy
KeirenH: Do you not have a schedule worked out in advance for driving?
Nefarious_Ned: Are we going to have a pip of Ian driving during LRLive?
KriegerSan: Can stop in the pit lane just don't speed
Sarah_Serinde: It's so good
chaostreader: Welcome to Rhythm Cafe?
FurthestChunk55: it has Ian's face on the front too!
Iraeda: stop smashing the Cafe
KriegerSan: Ask Dr LRR how many of the LRR team would rather walk / public transport than drive?
rocketjohn: good job ashiok
AntiCrepuscular: Thanks Ashiok! Great work on the livery! lrrHEART
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love it. AshiokNightmareBeaver did a great job
Earthenone: does it have jacob on the rims? :P
FurthestChunk55: Rear Yorri is also intact
TXC2: Good job Ashiok
FurthestChunk55: Our beautiful downforce son
Gadora: I'm impressed that Rhythm Cafe was able to sponsor a car.
chaostreader: @sydpreviouslyheadache You forgot the _
JonnyGlitch: What if... Project Cars, but rhythm game?
dm818: this lap is going well
GeeItSomeLaldy: What if Project Cars, but 2D Sidescrolling Beatemup
Oatway_: isn't life a grand rhythm game
TheElrad: so, you're saying you shouldn't take a 90 degrees corner at speed?
62MGcobra: so is there night here?
TheMoatman: You have to know when to hold em, know when to fold em
XprotoformX: Rubbing is Rhythm
TXC2: Right I need to go get dinner, see you soon Ian and Chat.
MrSVCD: 24h rhythm game challenge?
SnackPak_: Hi everyone
ChiefEngineerMichael: WE OVERTOOK SOMEONE!
ChiefEngineerMichael: Woo!
JonnyGlitch: it's the rhythm of the road, oh yeah! all right! The rhythm of the road!
Diabore: should have pitted him
Pteraspidomorphi: You could make music that matches the circuit and your speed would adjust the tempo; it would sound good if you're driving well
MrQBear: @ChiefEngineerMichael Still 26/26 though. ' <'
Nefarious_Ned: Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme....
Sarah_Serinde: ChiefEngineerMichael That someone had already lapped us, so.... :D
JonnyGlitch: too much rhythm!
MrQBear: But Small victories, am I right?
FurthestChunk55: we've been lapped a lot
ReverseCreations: Aren't we just risking attracting the worm? <_<
Sarah_Serinde: Totally MrQBear
tyrew0rm: i wonder if there is a car that hasnt lapped us?
greatwahooney: Are we lapping it up?
FurthestChunk55: i mean, we were never winning this race
Iraeda: @Sarah_Serinde semantics all he has to do is overtake them like 6 times!
cheetoJack: We're about 5 or 6 laps behind, but we are playing against ourselves, not the ai
FurthestChunk55: the AI is decoration
JonnyGlitch: if everyone laps you 65536 times, there's a buffer overrun and you go back to being first
Sarah_Serinde: Iraeda Simple! He'll be ahead in no time
KriegerSan: For an authentic experience
FurthestChunk55: decoration we collide with sometimes
cheetoJack: I made a conscious decision to exclude any data from the dashboard that would compare us to the other drivers on the road here
MrQBear: @Sarah_Serinde It's not about Ian winning, It's about Ian having the DRIVE, the DESIRE to compete... ... But maybe if he finished in Less than Last*Infinity place, we could like, put his name on a digital trophy. ' <'
tyrew0rm: now in 52/61 relative to real race
TheElrad: THAT IS NUMBERLAPWANG!
dm818: will your position change?
generalpurpose: Sometimes winning a 24 hour race is just about finishing a 24 hour race
Archonic_Energy: it's a shame you can't load in the previous run's telemetry to literally be able to race yourself
Sarah_Serinde: :D
chaostreader: Less decoration. More moving obstacles.
JonnyGlitch: always remember to change position regularly
Dezinkled: its like 6 marathons back to back
Matornen: hi chat, is there going to be a Live today if it overlaps with LRRMans on the schedule?
Earthenone: yes
chaostreader: @matornen Yup
Mark_D_Stroyer: Does this sim model grip level changes on and off the racing line?
generalpurpose: A couple of years ago at the IMSA Daytona Mazda spent 5 hours in the garage rebuilding the back half of their car just because they were determined to _finish_
Nefarious_Ned: Picture in picture?
Forgotten_Lizard: lol
Karfsma778: PiP
Furvias: PIP
generalpurpose: IMSA 24 hours of Daytona*
Creature_Comforts: We're going to put Ian in the corner like the bus cam at DB
tyrew0rm: but the racing will continue
Abavus: lrrFINE
Sarah_Serinde: Someone suggested switching LRRmans to Tiltyhouse during LRL, so that's maybe an option?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Matornen: Wow, then I gotta get prepared since it is 2am my time. tyvm, see you Ian, see you Heather!
JonnyGlitch: PIP will work
dm818: just small PiP Ian
Abavus: Don't even worry about it
Orgmastron: Hi Hodor!
NickTheDM: Well thats a fascinating answer. I'm excited to see how it happens
RoeDent89: It'll be fine.
FurthestChunk55: g a n t g a n t
SerGarretCameron: they said they were gonna take you offline, and make you a running segment. we had it from Paul last night.
Orgmastron: Bye Hodor!
cheetoJack: Just put the speed graph in the corner... we'll always know how fast Ian is going
JonnyGlitch: load up the Desert Bus Overlay and put Ian in the corner
Nefarious_Ned: LoadingReadyRun: "We'll figure it out!"
Traion: We are trying to retire that nickname @orgmastron
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m excited to see some LRL and LRRMans crossover shenanigans
sensationaloil: just put Ian on a mini screen like dessert bus
gravitycannon: PIP titled the horner corner
RoeDent89: So if the crew doesn't know how it's going to happen...
cheetoJack: The data will be here through all of LRL
NickTheDM: I'm hoping that they just do an entire LRL behind Ian while he's driving.
Furvias: !spreadsheet
FurthestChunk55: ian that was beautiful
cheetoJack: http://www.cheetojack.com/lrrmans is what you're looking for
Abavus: Live starts at... 5:30am... one of those times where life asks you "what is the reasonable thing to do"
Orgmastron: @Traion I didn't know that. Thanks for letting me know.
DarkMorford: The data never sleeps.
chaostreader: Just move Ian to the Desert Bus twitch and squad stream it.
Viewers_Like_You: It's Drive, so something's going to happen
FurthestChunk55: ooooof
FurthestChunk55: that spin right there
Karfsma778: 8 tenths!
Mrjugglingbear: Really solid lap!
JonnyGlitch: "The Patented Exclusive LRL Inaugural Horner Corner" sounds legit
margieargie: please no spinny
GeeItSomeLaldy: Come on, get a best Lap so I can go get dinner
Nefarious_Ned: I don't care what Colin Mochrie said, white dudes from Canada CAN rap.
Spriteclad: do you think that in 2000 years, the people of the future will think that 'the prince of bel-air' refers to an old wive's tale and not a 90s sitcom
FurthestChunk55: that spin might have cost us a best lap time
cheetoJack: Fresh tires really does wonders for your lap time
Jeezy56: that was nicely done
Elspeth_Tirel: Oh man I want to watch but this is making me so sick
mr_yarget: Sauber C9. Thats an amazing choice.
Abavus: Don't do the grass
cheetoJack: That's still the dunlop chop
TheMoatman: Note: that was not how you do the dunlop chop
Pal_Friendpatine: Go hot air ballooning @abavus ;)
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chaostreader: !lrrmansheet
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cheetoJack: @LoadingReadyRun refresh the dashboard if you have a chance, we've been improving parts of it
KriegerSan: !quote
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Mark_D_Stroyer: Oh yeah, this thing has a M-Benz M119 in it.
AntiCrepuscular: Woah, what happened to the tyre pressures at the last pit?
Abavus: Does the game simulate clean and dirty pavement in terms of driving lines?
Prof_Poppinoff: AntiCrepuscular new tyres
Mark_D_Stroyer: @Abavus I asked that recently, I'm gonna look it up
TheElrad: @Abavus it does, the dark patch is from the rubber
Jeezy56: it *can* I eblieve
AntiCrepuscular: Yeah, but the previous new tyres were lower pressure
Jeezy56: it was an optional setting in PC1 anyway
AntiCrepuscular: like 2.5psi lower