LoadingReadyRun: Talking Sim is totally happening soon. Cam's delayed so any requests for solo Cori games until he arrives?
wildpeaks: depends what you have available installed ?
PhoenixMelior: hmm. Does the streaming PC have McPixel?
PhoenixMelior: or maybe just Clicker Heroes
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jonasjonIV: Just finished my bar prep midterm with a 91% This seems like a good way to celebrate. Also I suggest minecraft.
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wildpeaks: I'm always up for more Plague Tale :D
LoadingReadyRun: we can do McPixel
PhoenixMelior: ooh!
wildpeaks: neat
PhoenixMelior: that game is very silly.
PhoenixMelior: I remember Jesse Cox playing it way back in the day
killing_thyme: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at the world of video games. Game: Heaven's Vault) at Tue 02:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
richard_ermen: Yay for McPixel ^^
MAPBoardgames: Cori is Alone. Is that the sequel to Thomas was Alone?
greatwahooney: I'd play that
MAPBoardgames: Also: Talking Sim suggestions: Thomas was Alone and/or Stanley Parable
greatwahooney: also I'm reminded that the first hours of the steam sale are the absolute worst time to buy things on steam
greatwahooney: I added a thing to my cart and now the page won't load
PhoenixMelior: there's a steam sale/
greatwahooney: summer sale, started today
cheetoJack: it just started today
PhoenixMelior: oh neat
djalternative: so, who's piloting this talking simulation tonight?
PhoenixMelior: I haven't seen an email telling me how many games on my list are on sale yes
PhoenixMelior: *yet
thegreatwyrdling: Hey Twitch chat, where is the Gardening with Greg gif?
thegreatwyrdling: You know the one I'm talking about.
PhoenixMelior: no I don't?
richard_ermen: Didn´t we already have Stanley Parable?
greatwahooney: there's a Gardening with Greg gif that's "the" Gardening with Greg gif?
Earthenone: i dont think parable was played but i remember people talking about it a bunch?
bowsin_durrows: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at the world of video games. Game: Heaven's Vault) at Tue 02:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
thegreatwyrdling: Its the one he goes Zinnias, bussing Zinnias, but closing up on Beejs face.
greatwahooney: huh.
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PhoenixMelior: Cori Is Alone.
wildpeaks: is Cori a rectangle
djalternative: Cori=Thomas
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Today on Talking Sim we wait for Cameron by playing McPixel, then we will continue Heaven's Vault. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1143625390801317888
Alephred: McPixel!
ecobeing: how's everyone going
Alahmnat: hi chat
ecobeing: hi @alahmnat
FoxBoxGamers: I'll have uhhhhh a McPixel?
ecobeing: mcpixel machine broke sorry
Alephred: I assume it's Cori until Cameron arrives?
wildpeaks: oh my
offbeatwitch: saucy
PhoenixMelior: 40 minutes it is!
jonasjonIV: Well, we will see him tomorrow.
FoxBoxGamers: oh myyy
ecobeing: while mask Cameron watches...
Rhynerd: Hello Cori and Cameron!
Earthenone: !findquote silly
LRRbot: Quote #429: "Silly James! Go away!" —James [2015-07-09]
frnknstn: This started as a Ludum Dare game iirc
PhoenixMelior: I won't tell you :P
thegreatwyrdling: But Cameron is righ there.
wench_tacular: but the brain damage?
fracassio: McPixel is… a lot
Gekyouryuu: Cori, i'm only 3 episodes into greedwatch so far, so apologies if you guys caught on to this later, but the reason Ankh likes high places is that he's the bird greeed. it's also why his hair is "feathered"
RyanRestarted: I participated in the Ludam Dare this was made in.
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ContingentCat: Cam looks different somehow but I can't quite place it
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pyrock_mania: @ContingentCat he's wearing a hat.
mahpete_: keep baby safe?
PhoenixMelior: this GAME is weird
PhoenixMelior: you have 20 seconds to stop the bomb
RyanRestarted: Haven't actually played it since the first LD version. It's gotten a lot more.
Taveena: What
MrSVCD subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
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Alephred: The general thrust is that you have to find the one weird solution for each mini-stage.
PhoenixMelior: it's a puzzle game
PhoenixMelior: bone - not a virgin :D
Gizmoloid: jump in yourself?
mahpete_: give the alien the hotdog next time?
richard_ermen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
richard_ermen: McPixel seems like a valuable contrast to the headiness of Heaven´s Vault. PS: This is a sophist trap to keep you talking.
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34Witches: um
ReynardWrecca: This is certainly some sort of game.
PhoenixMelior: you got one!
ContingentCat: lrrGOAT ?
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Never hit F11.
cheetoJack: Oh I remember this thing
xantos69: Ok, I just got here...what is this?
wildpeaks: :D
Rhynerd: McPixel
PhoenixMelior: nice
Rhynerd: Aka random jerk deals with bombs.
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
malc: what even
Alahmnat: wat
malc: TEETH
ChiefEngineerMichael: TEETH
RomanGoro: Do you know what is the "it" you did?
Rhynerd: Congrats?
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GragSmash: If Cameron arrives, I just want to say it was a pleasure meeting him at MagicFest Sunday. Otherwise, I hope he adjusts well to his new life at *remote filming location*
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ContingentCat: T E E T H
Gekyouryuu: check a locket?
PhoenixMelior: throw it at the UFO outside?
TheWarbo: I'm not sure if this was better or worse when I was just listening and couldn't see the screen
Gekyouryuu: locker *
wildpeaks: "you're the bomb"
Gizmoloid: is UFO clickable?
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thecanerdian: 33! That's a "L" and "T" away from being on a l33t str33k
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bowsin_durrows: Congrats bomb!
richard_ermen: This remains as weird as it was the first time I saw it many years back....
GragSmash: MC Pixel blowing up the club like
cheetoJack: 20-ish seconds
Mattmitchell45: McPixel....a classic
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vokayregrebniew: check other lockers
PhoenixMelior: lol I love it
Alahmnat: this is just a LucasArts adventure game speedrun
GragSmash: they're millennials and you have to give them a participation trophy?
PhoenixMelior: trophy window might work?
drcanonball: button on the wall?
Rhynerd: Can we pick up children?
malc: uh
ContingentCat: wat?
PhoenixMelior: yes child yes!
Alahmnat: sure
Sarah_Serinde: Hullo friends
Gizmoloid: nice
Sarah_Serinde: I vaguely remember playing this forever ago :D
Mangledpixel: no relation, btw
Rhynerd: Congrats?
MrQBear: Oh Mcpixel, excellent.
CaptainSpam: McPixel? Now THERE'S a curious choice.
ReynardWrecca: Hi @Sarah_Serinde
ND_Ericson: ahahah, I forgot everything about this game
misteline: I see the title says Cori is alone, does that mean Cam is no longer coming?
ND_Ericson: the kicking, the exploding... I love this game
PhoenixMelior: Oscar is here
Earthenone: cam will come when he is done
ContingentCat: gesundthet
Earthenone: and they will continute the talky mans
misteline: @earthenone Thank you.
PhoenixMelior: bomb vending machine?
Alahmnat: I don't think this is what Alex means when he says that some games get a lot of "sure"s, hehe
SomebodyNowhere: lrrCORI lrrCAMERON
ND_Ericson: :D
NathanJay_GA: give money to man?
SomebodyNowhere: poor snek
mahpete_: try using money and briefcase?
Sarah_Serinde: Huh
SomebodyNowhere: we win?
Alephred: For the greater good!
34Witches: :(
TheUnfoundPath: I have no idea what I just wandered in to.
ChiefEngineerMichael: A man became dead
wildpeaks: we might be the baddies
ReynardWrecca: In this game, or as a result of this game?
SomebodyNowhere: okay
frnknstn: You going to kick and then kill a lot of people
SomebodyNowhere: dont we all
bowsin_durrows: Just remember, you're saving more by getting them to chase/take the bomb(s).
mahpete_: @TheUnfoundPath
mahpete_: waiting for cam to arive
SomebodyNowhere: I dont think I understand this bonus round
Sarah_Serinde: I like it when I find new entries for !badadvice :D
SomebodyNowhere: not that I understand the rest
malc: !sir
wildpeaks: um :D
Alahmnat: poor yancow
ChiefEngineerMichael: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
Sarah_Serinde: It doesn't happen as often as !advice
ChiefEngineerMichael: Surprisingly appropiate
frnknstn: Was that pixel a naughty bit?
TheUnfoundPath: Yes...but... I don't even this.
Rhynerd: !sir
Gekyouryuu: white spot in the water?
SomebodyNowhere: kicking the eskimo didn't help, right?
NathanJay_GA: there's a little bumb in the snow next to McPixel there
Drew_64: slytqWTF what am i watching?
NathanJay_GA: *bump
PhoenixMelior: try hitting escape?
Rhynerd: Maybe we just kick the DJ to stop the music?
SomebodyNowhere: kick the dj?
SomebodyNowhere: wow
TheWarbo: i hope you're proud of yourself
CaptainSpam: The apple was a red herring the whole time!
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Springlake: this one is really hard
SomebodyNowhere: snowball the bomb?
MAPBoardgames: @CaptainSpam No, It was a Red Delicious
TheUnfoundPath: Snowball the bomb?
strangebanana2: yeet the snowball at the bomb
SomebodyNowhere: FBtouchdown
ND_Ericson: You threw a snowball into the ocean. Congrats, you stopped Climate Change Kappa
SFSMaus: hehehehe
ND_Ericson: Oceans are no longer warming
TheUnfoundPath: It crashes?
Alahmnat: these people are very unconcerned about the elevator falling
SomebodyNowhere: you already lost your combo so letting it run isn't the worst option
frnknstn: I feel like we could have predicted that
SomebodyNowhere: that worked?
PhoenixMelior: you did it!
cemdir: What is this game, seems weird
Alahmnat: … sure
greatwahooney: that gas sure can
frnknstn: That's your streak
TheUnfoundPath: Why must everything in this game invariably explode?
PhoenixMelior: TheUnfoundPath because MacGyver reference
Brozard: Man, I love McPixel so much
00gogo00: YES
ContingentCat: yikes
SomebodyNowhere: did you slit the clerks throat
bowsin_durrows: Kick the bucket next time you're there.
TheUnfoundPath: Huh, and my quote is a Stargate reference. Small world.
SomebodyNowhere: wrench the caveman
CaptainSpam: You're suddenly concerned about killing that one person?
Alahmnat: is it just me, or if you put the main character in a banana suit does this become a game about Cori?
SomebodyNowhere: just kick the caveman next time?
SomebodyNowhere: okay
ContingentCat: umm
MAPBoardgames: IAMTHEGREATCORNHOLIO!
DarkNacht: The great cornholio
SomebodyNowhere: saved the old man?
NathanJay_GA: this game is amazing
greatwahooney: this game confuses me deeply
SomebodyNowhere: kick caveman
TheWarbo: well that's a reference i haven't seen in a while
CaptainSpam: When the Great Cornholio can't help, you call on... MCPIXEL.
SomebodyNowhere: yay spider
ContingentCat: spider friend!
greatwahooney: spider saves the day!
Rhynerd: What a good spider
SomebodyNowhere: bucket the clerk?
SomebodyNowhere: victory
Alahmnat: ok
SomebodyNowhere: well
Kaorti: I just go there. What in sam hell is going on?
ND_Ericson: I love the consistency of this logic: I have the sergeant's helmet, ergo I am the sergeant and order the other person around! :D
Rhynerd: It worked.
greatwahooney: this game is so odd that I can't even
PhoenixMelior: hahaha
Rhynerd: And now this.
mahpete_: is this what drugs feel like?
DarkNacht: More like Flash was a mistake
TheWarbo: is this art?
xantos69: cheer50 I still don't know what i am watching. But I don't want to stop.
PhoenixMelior: oh this is DEFINITELY art
ContingentCat: there have been a lot of mistakes
SomebodyNowhere: well that worked
Kaorti: Wow, spelling. I mean, I just go here, wtf is this?
Rhynerd: McPixel
malc: haha
Kaorti: aagh, got here.
SomebodyNowhere: that worked?
TheUnfoundPath: I've yelled "That's IT?!" so many times now...
GragSmash: well that's just physics
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Charlemandias: What fresh new hell have you brought us to?!
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wench_tacular: sure, that's how that works
ND_Ericson: s- SURE
offbeatwitch: Just Like In Real Life
StarFreak359: Hunh.
SomebodyNowhere: what triggers gold
electric_claire: What genre would you say McPixel is?
mahpete_: first try?
MAPBoardgames: Welcome to Adventure game logic
DarkNacht: no losses?
offbeatwitch: maybe it says in the escape menu
mtvcdm: I stepped into what
Alephred: I believe gold is three in a row, no losses.
frnknstn: gold is first try iirc?
NathanJay_GA: I think gold is exhausting all options?
niccus: looking it up, gold is "every ending"
ecobeing: gold is super gud end for each one
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RAICx: Kick the man! Kick the bomb! Just kick everything!
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SomebodyNowhere: gold is all the things?
mtvcdm: I.... what?
Mangledpixel: yeh, gold is find ALL the endings
fracassio: gold is "Find all gags"
mtvcdm: WHAT IS GOING ON
offbeatwitch: hi @mtvcdm
offbeatwitch: welcome to McPixel
SomebodyNowhere: all the gags means all the endings I think
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strangebanana2: the alien wants the mustard
Sarah_Serinde: Show that curtain who's boss
SomebodyNowhere: well
SAJewers: oh man, this game
ReynardWrecca: "Have I kicked the monk yet?" is not a question that probably gets asked a lot in Buddhist temples.
SomebodyNowhere: phrasing
thecanerdian: Phrasing
malc: TEETH
fracassio: TEETH
bowsin_durrows: Phrasing, yes.
NathanJay_GA: teeth on hanger strap?
SomebodyNowhere: teeth bomb?
SomebodyNowhere: ooh more bonus
ReynardWrecca: EWWW
malc: vomit vomit vomit
wildpeaks: game why
silenceaux: why
wench_tacular: yes, "bonus"
PhoenixMelior: hot dogs!
StarFreak359: Hunh.
SomebodyNowhere: whats left
Sarah_Serinde: katesNope
SomebodyNowhere: boned the cow?
KV1NN4: uhh
ContingentCat: ummmmm
Kaorti: :(
Alahmnat: ph… phrasing?
ReynardWrecca: "Do I want to bone the cow, the woman, or the river? Which is the virgin?"
TheWarbo: game why
PhoenixMelior: I assume this is the bonus round?
mahpete_: did we just....
MAPBoardgames: spinaFail Can I unsee the bone > cow?
bowsin_durrows: Phrasing.
PhoenixMelior: ah find the gags, got it. I love it.
Gizmoloid: I looked up Nyan Cow bonus stage and the solution is pick up sixth cat? What?
SomebodyNowhere: clones
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cori) [now] Not the toilet again!
LRRbot: New quote #6172: "Not the toilet again!" —Cori [2019-06-25]
Brozard subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 7 months!
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ContingentCat: I just realized that "boomer" refers to the bombs not old people
Sarah_Serinde: It could be both
PhoenixMelior: is the gag here not snakes on a plane?
34Witches: ow
SomebodyNowhere: wat
Alahmnat: @PhoenixMelior I have to assume it is, given the "get off my dick you dick" reference when you just click on the snake
malc: uhhh
SomebodyNowhere: why do dat
ContingentCat: ummmmm
malc: nope
Amentur: WHY?!
Kaorti: :( :(
34Witches: ???
StarFreak359: Hunh.
wench_tacular: i preferred when we didn't know
PhoenixMelior: oh hell yeah
Alahmnat: ssssssssure
mtvcdm: Cori... cori are you okay
SomebodyNowhere: lrrCAMERON
wildpeaks: the high cost of knowledge
bowsin_durrows: I don't think any of us are okay.
zerg539: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
NathanJay_GA: onwards!
malc: vomit? vomit.
niccus: cam please we need to decompress
Xenotechie: oh, mcpixel. That was one strange game
Skajetolaf: This is some interesting gameplay right there
PhoenixMelior: we did it, we broke Cori
frnknstn: i mean... that is where the rainbow comes from
Amentur: I'm starting to understand the brain damage warining T-T
SomebodyNowhere: give bucket to other people
Kaorti: I think that was coffee?
Leafwind104: I feel like that time it was coffee
MrSVCD: Coffe Explotion?
malc: congrats phoenixmelior :P
ContingentCat: I chose to believe it's coffee
Kaorti: I'm sad now
PhoenixMelior: malc oh I'm fully aware this is all my fault and I love it :P
malc: hehe
wench_tacular: and can't unsee
Xenotechie: i want to believe!
RassilonDND: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:27.
UncertainPrincipality: Maybe all three.
malc: !badadvice
LRRbot: Kick the 'Reader!
SomebodyNowhere: is the map clickable?
ContingentCat: sure, chocolate's acceptable
offbeatwitch: create spiderman
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someone_evil: I am so confused...
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wildpeaks: we fullfilled our bucket list
PhoenixMelior: torpedo the map?
Gizmoloid: periscope?
SomebodyNowhere: bomb periscope?
ContingentCat: "appreciated"
mahpete_: does gold break when you get an ending you've seen before?
malc: "appreciated"
Skajetolaf: Bomb out of one of the windows?
SomebodyNowhere: "perfect"
malc: Cinematic!
ContingentCat: oh no
thecanerdian: ok, I still cannot tell what the voice sample says: "Septic Sale?"
malc: thunk
SomebodyNowhere: deathstar
RatherWT subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 2 months!
RatherWT: McPixel!
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PhoenixMelior: we got deathstar
Alephred: The voice is saying 'McPixel'
mahpete_: did that out the butt?
ContingentCat: yup
mahpete_: I see
Gizmoloid: Hmm, seems like Alien 3
Brozard: but Ridley has hair
Skajetolaf: Terminator
SomebodyNowhere: look at it this way at least you're getting gags out of the way
Alahmnat: cowboys v aliens?
frnknstn: you don't *need* to gold everything, do you?
SomebodyNowhere: found the bomb
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mahpete_: @frnknstn there's extra levels if you do
Mangledpixel: wreeewwww
malc: "I found the source of the ticking noise!"
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canoecrasher: SUB SUB SUB!
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wench_tacular: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 44:00.
PhoenixMelior: also it's been 40 minutes
SomebodyNowhere: is it art
Earthenone: !findcam
SomebodyNowhere: lrrCAMERON
malc: !sir
ecobeing: !findquote late
LRRbot: Quote #4920: "Stay up late, Eat pizza, Do crimes" —Ben [2018-04-25]
mtvcdm: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! The old man is enraged by your pleasantries.
StarFreak359: Art?
ContingentCat: !findquote lava
LRRbot: Quote #701: "I feel like lava is bad..." —Paul [2015-09-21]
SomebodyNowhere: give her carrot?
Pteraspidomorphi: Was Cam here at al?
malc: oh that's a light saber! I totally thought it was ... something else
mahpete_: what do you mean? cam's in the chair?
Skajetolaf: Is that the pod from Portal 2 through te window on the Death Star? The one that keeps saying it's in Space?
SomebodyNowhere: found the bomb
PhoenixMelior: well then
Pteraspidomorphi: That's an explosive snape
SomebodyNowhere: lrrCAMERON !!!
Xenotechie: due to international copyright law, that lightsaber is not, in fact, a lightsaber
thecanerdian: +5 minutes is really pretty damn good
mtvcdm: !clip
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mahpete_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 45:40.
malc: lol
ContingentCat: two cams?
xantos69: cheer50 Cam is here!
richard_ermen: The CamMander has arrived!
Pikaminer1245: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: McPixel
ContingentCat: oh my
mahpete_: nice
rubydargon: Cam!
mtvcdm: Cam... we've seen things we cannot unsee.
SomebodyNowhere: okay
Pikaminer1245: HELLO CAM!
Alahmnat: WAT
Skajetolaf: Wth
TheWooglie: Did you do it?
Earthenone: she did it
mahpete_: yay????
Rhynerd: What?
Skajetolaf: This game is absolutely redonkulous
Earthenone: for various definitions of it
SomebodyNowhere: well
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EJGRgunner: It’s creepy how lifelike the Cam mold is
SomebodyNowhere: potion harry
mahpete_: no, that worked?
Brozard: !findquote alien
LRRbot: Quote #183: "The last time I got high, I ended up minigunning a bunch of aliens." —Graham [2015-04-30]
wildpeaks: right in the self-destruct button
SomebodyNowhere: that was a victory?
ContingentCat: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Pikaminer1245: this music is catchy
Rhynerd: Have you kicked the cowboy without a bomb yet?
Amentur: Star damage <3
SomebodyNowhere: well
thecanerdian: ruh roh
SomebodyNowhere: wat?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
PhoenixMelior: WHAT
StarFreak359: Hunh.
Alahmnat: but why tho
malc: OK then
SomebodyNowhere: click the sun?
Amuzet: Cadence of Hyrule?
ushiikun: is it the saloon?
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sacrenos: What.... did I just fall into?
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Rhynerd: Can we kick the sun?
Molladia: Good morning people
Alahmnat: we… turned off the sun?
SomebodyNowhere: ya know, like you do
ZachtlyAsIntended: A thing?!?!
Kaorti: safe!
muddboy87: I love mcpixel
ZachtlyAsIntended: "need"
Earthenone: ahh, roadquest 2 got it
ecobeing: out doing road quest 2????!!!
Molladia: What was it?
xantos69: Road Quest 2 confirmed
DarkNacht: isn't that what green screens are for
Skajetolaf: So when are we seeing more of this MCPixel?
erloas: Cam were you playing destiny 2 last night with someone else that was streaming?
TheWarbo: Road Quest 2: Teaching Beej MtG by way of Modern Horizons
mahpete_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 51:23.
erloas: got raided on someone last night, sure sounded like you
Amentur: I know the thing. I feel weird about this knowledge now
Alephred: Probably a good time to fix the game title.
Pikaminer1245: !schedule
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NonjaBiru: lrrADAM Art
Pikaminer1245: Leylines everyone
Alahmnat: gonna step out for the rest of this 'cause I wanna save Heaven's Vault for my own play-through. see y'all for spoops o'clock!
Xenotechie: McPixel is such an unintentional time capsule of the random style of humour
Alephred: I had things to do, but I wasn't able to tear my eyes away from McPixel.
greatwahooney: hey chat, can anyone recommend me a kart racing game on PC? feels like I should have one in my local multiplayer options.
richard_ermen: This TS very much hipster style nw?
wildpeaks: experiencing MxPixel
Xenotechie: there are those sonic all star kart racking games, wahooney
Xenotechie: super solid
mahpete_: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: McPixel
mahpete_: does the stream title still need changed?
GragSmash: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: McPixel
GragSmash: weird, the category on twitch is correct
GragSmash: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1597: "He is eager to come over and show you his new and improved butt." —Cameron [2016-01-17]
ContingentCat: Cam seems to have become a floating head and hands. Was that transformation painful Cam?
LiamNeesonsKneesSon: I am so excited that I get to catch this live! I love this game so far
cmdrud87: Hey Cam, hey Cori!
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JonnyGlitch: Hai Cori! Hai Cameron! Hai Chat!
JonnyGlitch: Cori is not alone?
greatwahooney: @Xenotechie is Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing the one?
SquareDotCube: oh right, did we find all the other ruins around Grave of the Emporors?
Xenotechie: yes, wahooney
JonnyGlitch: same characters but with extras
greatwahooney: alright, thanks!
Xenotechie: there's also all stars racing transformed, the sequel
Zyme86: constitutant parts?
mahpete_: aren't there entire IRL languages that work like that?
mahpete_: or just con-langs?
JonnyGlitch: wow you can fly an airship! Sold!
Tuckiozi: compound words are an extremely common feature of languages worldwide
Tuckiozi: agglutination is real, folks
Molladia: did stream go down? I've got offline signal
Sertion: After a while the sailing became very fiddly in my play-through.
JonnyGlitch: just enough attention required to be able to zone out, it's how I need to study
JonnyGlitch: big loops
Alephred: @Molladia Stream's still up for me.
electric_claire: You always get dumped back on iox, right?
mahpete_: you should end up on iox?
electric_claire: That's the lore at least
mahpete_: that's what the saying is from last session
Kykiwi: so it more like all flows pass thourght ioc
Kykiwi: iox *
mahpete_: it's also mentioned that there might not be rivers "out" of places?
JonnyGlitch: hmm, interesting use of 2d sprites
mahpete_: so in theory you could get marooned.
Molladia: Fine not going to play within browser I’ll use twitch app
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Xenotechie: time is a flat circle, etc.
richard_ermen: If time is a loop, all action is worthless, isn´t it?
Xenotechie: hello, professor people
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun so, is it just me, or does "The Loop" sound like an in-universe justification for New Game+, assuming this game HAS NG+ of course.
richard_ermen: Only in breaking the loop can true freedom be achieved, otherwise it chains all actions to an inevitable course of prison.
ChiefEngineerMichael: DO NOT
Xenotechie: this kind of fatalistic nonsense is totally the reason I hate green in Magic Kappa
ChiefEngineerMichael: DO NOT GIVE HER THE CROWN
Kaorti: Reminds me of the Doctrine of Eternal Recurrance.
ContingentCat: Fakeout, give her a dvd of the show The Crown
richard_ermen: Fairly?
mahpete_: does the "empress buried robots" line refer to putting Six in a wall?
richard_ermen: She...she has damn well spied on you and might actually be really assholish towards you.
hellmann_911: Prof Crowd - I went 3-2 x2 today with goofy mono-green winding way elves. First time in the leagues - you guys are awesome!
Alephred: Doesn't she spy on you via the robot?
richard_ermen: She did in the past. We don´t know if she still does.
mahpete_: Six is required to report everything to his primary user @Alephred
Tuckiozi: The implication that Myiari can surveil what you're doing through the robot does not equate to her constantly doing so
MrsLlante: Cory is life goals
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun "I believe everything that has happened will happen again. But FUCK history! That shit's useless!"
Amentur: Hey off-screen Adam
erloas: was that Graham yelling in the background?
jonasjonIV: "stand against the devil"
djalternative: watch and pray
djalternative: That was Adam
mahpete_: hold life?
mahpete_: neat
Xenotechie: i adore the fact that a game like this can exist in today's gaming industry
orionsrise1: but.....Cori isn't alone?
Pteraspidomorphi: I think it's person
Alephred: I believe that was fixed, but Twitch is dumb.
the_lone_bard: Oh interesting, Cory Worthington is an odd choice of co-host for this stream Kappa
RebekahWSD: If we die, we die!
ContingentCat: @orionsrise1 title's been updated, twitch might be taking its time noticing for you
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:44 from now).
orionsrise1: figured. twitch is a confirmed butt
Gizmoloid: "we die tight" :)
richard_ermen: Completed all current available weird translations.
the_lone_bard: So, what exactly is anything that's happening right now? I got here halfway through that, I wanna say, conversation?
richard_ermen: A CLASSicist? As an intellectual, he´ll lose any class war, won´t he?
ChiefEngineerMichael: @the_lone_bard We're archaeologists. And a part of this game is translating a long dead language through hints and inference. We were consulting with an archivist about if he had any inscriptions we could translate to help better confirm our own findings
Alephred: I really like this Arabic-inflected architecture.
BecauseGnomes: What's up chat, I got some chocolate peanut butter Cheerios and I'm ready to finally catch Talking Sim live!
verzegcaio: sup guys
JonnyGlitch: wow, that's a loaded statement
jonasjonIV: ? I love my mother?
MrsLlante: With thought patterns like that, why would anyone have offspring knowing that they'll detest them?
BecauseGnomes: I'd say the mother-child relationship is complicated, but detestation?
Pteraspidomorphi: Annoyance maybe
BecauseGnomes: In all cases?
BecauseGnomes: A little loaded
RebekahWSD: Ooo many words
mahpete_: game!
JonnyGlitch: some people never develop the ability to perceive another's experience, otherwise known as empathy
Leafwind104: ooh new Crapshot!
djalternative: find emperor in your heart?
ContingentCat: Find fits most in the sentence I think
mahpete_: '.hold = in?
ushiikun: Hold\Guard?
Pteraspidomorphi: Guard makes sense
ContingentCat: the negation might be on something like "hide"
TheWarbo: find goes from not-have to have?
the_lone_bard: ChiefEngineerMichael Well damn, this sounds so right up my alley it's crossing into weird territory for the first talkin sim I've seen live in probably a year.
mahpete_: far out, mannn
Gizmoloid: Maybe squiggle before "light" is means it's covered from light so negating it would work with "find"
silenceaux: Words like 'moist' and 'sluice'.
djalternative: so many words
MrQBear: Language! Oozing with MEANING and... CONTEXT.
djalternative: you also hav many inscrutable words as of now
Gizmoloid: *is? Why did I put is there?
malsareus: Cam, can I just say that that cap makes you look like one of those bubblegum chewing youths
rubydargon: LUL
erloas: at a SCAdian
djalternative: Mistress of Eros or Arrows
RebekahWSD: I got to be a disrespectful kid in the SCA since my father was a knight of the realm, and mother was a baron of the realm. Not baroness. Baron.
ushiikun: the previous left, you may have found new paths
Xenotechie: mistress of arrows is the title of my next D&D BBEG
mahpete_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:29:05.
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Oh, pray tell, why did you get the nickname "Mistress of Arrows"?
RebekahWSD: And by disrespectful, I forgot titles constantly
Gekyouryuu: hmm.... world building or foreshadowing?
richard_ermen: I wonder...was it really gone, or was it an illusion.
RebekahWSD: There are *so* many titles
ChiefEngineerMichael: Did you like... Take a year off to travel to Middle Earth!?
erloas: I've been doing SCA 20 years now and I still don't do great at titles
RebekahWSD: Mistress of Crafts
ChiefEngineerMichael: And if you did! Where do I sign up?
wildpeaks: what does shire means then ?
silenceaux: Talking about etymology and shared roots seems appropriate
RebekahWSD: I haven't been to SCA stuff since dad died. He was very into it.
Xenotechie: shire reeve => sheriff, IIRC
richard_ermen: Shire is like a county.
Gekyouryuu: Sheriff = Shire Ref. we can get mad at the cops for bad baseball calls!
BecauseGnomes: Shire means county, as I understand?
orionsrise1: shire is an unincorporated hamlet?
BecauseGnomes: It's also in the state New Hampshire
Xenotechie: we got a revival for the word shire, now we need a revival for the word reeve!
Gekyouryuu: note, I am not to be taken seriously, I am probably VERY wrong
ChiefEngineerMichael: What's... What's SCA?
RebekahWSD: Society of Creative Anachronism
djalternative: was a hamlet du fromage?
RebekahWSD: The safest
greatwahooney: I thought a hamlet was a baby ham?
orionsrise1: Yay! I know English! it's the only language I understand!
Gekyouryuu: imo: Hamlet should be the name of either a ham omelette or the pork equivalent of veal
ChiefEngineerMichael: "It's like LARPing, except you don't have stats. So you have to actually have to hit people." ... Isn't that the basis of LARPing? That you have to be able to actually... Do combat. To participate in combat?
Xenotechie: isn't pork the pork equivalent of veal?
orionsrise1: @gekyouryuu that would be a hammlette!
ChiefEngineerMichael: Minding you, I'm from the Nordic school of LARP
pyrock_mania: @ChiefEngineerMichael depends on the LARP
Molladia: Yaya I got stream working.
pyrock_mania: The one I attend is stat-focused, but in an easy to ballpark way
djalternative: winds? this is a wind river.
Amentur: Winds would be air rivers?
Molladia: Hi Cam, Hi Link
Magicpokey: All right, I wasnt sold on the 'in the field' but this part of the game is RIDIQULOUSLY beautiful and I kind of love it
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RebekahWSD: That is indeed what I think of
Molladia: Hi Ben
Xenotechie: hello ben!
Kaorti: The nasal voice is important too.
34Witches: lrrBEN
the_lone_bard: That's absolutely not true! I imagine them saying "Fireball"
Bengineering: Yo
TheMoatman: Technically murder mystery parties are larps
djalternative: hola ben
Lunareclipse123: benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid benginRaid
seth_erickson: benginChaos benginChaos
pyrock_mania: We call those Parlor Larps :P
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Martizz1e: woot 13 subs, bad luck sub!
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Jericotyler: :D
JonnyGlitch: benginHeart lrrHORN benginHeart lrrHORN benginHeart
RebelliousUno: ahoy
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun I mean... Yeah. We do that too. But if you can't throw for shit and actually hit people, that lightning ain't gonna do diggity-squat!
ContingentCat: Hi Plaid posse
bowsin_durrows: lrrBEN
Lunareclipse123: Oh hey, were you talking about LARP?
djalternative: white?
sacrenos: I'm going to a larp next year that is a victorian gothic novel, with historically accurate clothing, in a victorian house, including chapel, stables and a massive garden.
Martizz1e: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
erloas: what is the sub attribute to white?
Lunareclipse123: @Gekyouryuu Sure is!
ContingentCat: hope is the light hole?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEN lrrBEN lrrBEN benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Gekyouryuu: @Lunareclipse123 I approve
Gekyouryuu: I hope their name is Perry
Lunareclipse123: benginLol
RebekahWSD: Can...can you crash the ship?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCOIN sergeFall
BecauseGnomes: Man, I'm already thinking about the tacos I'm gonna eat for dinner
MrsLlante: Plaid Posse <3
silenceaux: Remind me, are guesses at word meanings okay or is that too much risk of spoilers from people not really guessing
MrQBear: So dream void means ass, light void means hope?
richard_ermen: xD
Martizz1e: I saw this on stream before and I have no idea what's going on, tldr?
Lunareclipse123: @LoadingReadyRun ASix rounds rapid!
richard_ermen: Wow
pyrock_mania: @sacrenos which larp is that? I have many friends who enjoy those kind of LARPS and would love to recommend
DigitalSeahorse: jarred by jarring puns
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djalternative: when is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
orionsrise1: I've gotta run gang, go9d luck!
Molladia: FYI This is on Sale on steam at the moment
ushiikun: Seems like the hopper may have the same origins as the Star Trek teleporter.
sacrenos: @pyrock_mania this one is organized by Obscurus, it's a dutch foundation, and the larp is in belgium
Xenotechie: 1/12000? Ehh, we've had worse
Magicpokey: as I said before the raid, this game is ridiculously beautiful
silenceaux: Wow rude
BloodnBullets: oof
ContingentCat: sick burn
Xenotechie: D:
BecauseGnomes: "I'm statistically significant" is going in my Tinder profile
erloas: @silenceaux general rule of thumb for spoilers and suggestions is to only make them if you don't know the game and are working from the same point as the streamers
Martizz1e: wow organisimist
Duwani1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:22 from now).
pyrock_mania: @sacrenos ah, that's...a bit far, but I'll still check it out.
Xenotechie: "collector of leather-bound nerd shit" is going right into someone's twitter bio
Molladia: When I play this myself, it just won't be the same without Cam's voice as Sex
silenceaux: erloas Thank you
Molladia: *SIX not sex
TheMoatman: As opposed to...
silenceaux: flango
Angnor33: A flango, you say?
Gekyouryuu: @Molladia I mean, Sex is LATIN for Six, so....
djalternative: I want some Flangos
Jericotyler: 'tango
niccus: the prequel to hitman go
JonnyGlitch: dired mango strips are the tits
JonnyGlitch: dried*
JonnyGlitch: or "mango jerky"
WonderfulGlory: does guy a part of r/redpomelo?
BloodnBullets: "can i interest you in a kumquat fist "sounds like a threadt
Xenotechie: I wonder if the game even lets you trade the crown
Gekyouryuu: I took Latin for 4 years in high school, and aside from the occasional moment of "oh, hey, I recognize the word that must've been the root for this term." most of what I remember is: a) Sex means Six, b) "beware" is spelled Cave, and c) Liquor means Liquid, so, no matter what you drink, you are ALWAYS drinking Liquor
Xenotechie: pineapple's also an exceptionally strange plant
Zyme86: Also pineapples are carniverous, they have amalayse that is why it is so good at tenderizing/maranading
Alephred: Who remembers the Telefrancais' dancing pineapple?
TheMoatman: Humans have a long, storied history of calling things apples that are most definitely not apples
bowsin_durrows: RUGS!
the_lone_bard: Can you imagine caring about anything someone else does exclusively to themselves?
Jericotyler: Only from the newgrounds collab @Alephred
ContingentCat: Pineapple plants look so weird, they grow in spiky bushes one to a bush
Xenotechie: speaking of latin, didn't the romans call practically everything apples?
the_lone_bard: I mean, I don't get why you wouldn't put pineapple on your pizza but hey, you're the one eating it.
Going_Medium: Pineapples are named after a style of grenade from WWII lrrBEEJ
BloodnBullets: teeth breaking
pyrock_mania: I prefer to grill my pineapple
bowsin_durrows: Maybe these ones are crunchy and made out of amethyst.
Molladia: No beer today? Has the fridge run out?
djalternative: Why do I have to watch this stream when my farmers market isn't until Saturday?!?!?!
pyrock_mania: with honey, butter, and a dash of hot sauce
silenceaux: Ah. So he asked for jewelry from you because you look that fancy.
Xenotechie: hey, I'd sell my dreams if I could
drfox17: I'm just popping in to say: Today's Crapshot is Great!
Gekyouryuu: someone in chat mentioned pineapples are carnivorous
SerGarretCameron: technically, it's trying to eat you?
BloodnBullets: pinapples eat you
Kaorti: The bit that shocked me was lime juice making you susceptible to sunburn. Making margaritas can be dangerous.
the_lone_bard: Yeah, yeah. There's a reason I can't buy whole pineapples anymore. It's a legitimate risk to my health.
silenceaux: You can't make pineapple jello because of that enzyme
Alephred: Pineapples can eat you back, yes.
Zyme86: Pinapples are in the same family as pitcher plants,
ushiikun: "I don't bathe"
erloas: pineapple marinade for my ribs often
richard_ermen: "I don´t bathe"....brrrr
Alephred: For the same reason you can't make jello with pineapple chunks.
the_lone_bard: Another fun food fact. If you add lemon juice to garlic while cooking, the garlic will turn a cyan-ish colour.
pyrock_mania: Cooking the pineapple seems to lessen the effect of the enzyme
BloodnBullets: @erloas that sounds delicious
Zyme86: You cannot handle my books, they kill dragons
Questhere: i need your strongest book
Jericotyler: Well since amethyst is just violet quartz they're prolly just gritty plums.
MollyLewis: They use that enzyme in resurfacing treatments for the skin.
ecobeing: that happens mainly with the on the around the core
Amentur: Book seller, I am going into battle and need your thickest novel
Zyme86: @pyrock_mania cooking will denature that enzyme
MollyLewis: it eats your FACE
pyrock_mania: that would make sense.
djalternative: I like TRAINS!
ushiikun: So, she's a crone?
wildpeaks: delicious books
ecobeing: That's why you still core a pineapple before you juice it
ContingentCat: tasty books
Alephred: When I mentioned that pineapple tidbit to my friends, they immediately went to "How many pineapples to make a body go away?"
pyrock_mania: @Alephred well now I have to know, how many?
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ushiikun: @Alephred @the_lone_bard Sounds like a question for Because Science.
the_lone_bard: Like, I imagine a bathtub full of fresh pineapple juice might work, however the more diluted it gets by liquified body, the less it's going to dissolve so you'd need more and at what point does it hit the point of being able to do that...
Alephred: @pyrock_mania Alas, I have no idea.
pyrock_mania: @the_lone_bard so what we need is a waterfall of pineapple juice cascading over the body
silenceaux: If the rivers were made of soul, I would think sailing them would prove enriching.
the_lone_bard: And if like, the enzymes break down proteins, would cooking it to reduce mass first be helpful or make it more difficult.
I_Am_Clockwork: ah the old "I can't beat your logic so I am done with this discussion" sort of coversation ender
the_lone_bard: Cause you can render out fat into liquid which would reduce a lot of mass.
ContingentCat: oh my god Shoes
djalternative: Shoes. Let's get some shoes. These shoes are awesome
MollyLewis: what are thooooose
erloas: steal a shoe to trade for some fruit
Alephred: Hey, it's MellyLowis.
the_lone_bard: Literally neither of those reasons have ever stopped thieves.
I_Am_Clockwork: 'ere, now! 'who are you?
wildpeaks: these robots don't look happy
niccus: time to resubscribe
pyrock_mania: another question: does pineapple juice work as a detergent to remove protein stains? Or would the resultant liquid damage/stain the clothes even worse?
I_Am_Clockwork: benginBUTT set
I_Am_Clockwork: rats
the_lone_bard: What proteins are you staining things with. The two ones I'm familiar with come out with regular detergent.
pyrock_mania: blood or grass are the more...innocent...options. Or egg yolk.
richard_ermen: The background sound is...unnerving.
wildpeaks: nooo
richard_ermen: He lies.
richard_ermen: He openly lies.
the_lone_bard: Those all come out with detergent my dude. Well, I don't know about grass. I don't think I wanna digg further into the less innocent options, in a discussion about how to best dissolve a body with pineapple.
ContingentCat: eat the rich
wildpeaks: Fruit seller, I need your berriest fruit
erloas: maybe that's why all the other merchants are missing...
pyrock_mania: I meant more in the hypothetical situation that you don't have modern detergents handy
silenceaux: It turns out when people are surrounded by plentiful resources they get along quite well.
Alephred: Why would she think sailing might hurt? I think someone doesn't want her to travel.
pyrock_mania: it's certainly not likely to be an EFFICIENT stain remover, I just wonder if it would work
BecauseGnomes: That's a hefty lad, goodness
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
silenceaux: Delicious delicious piles of words
silenceaux: when you... walk away, you don't hear me say?
Gekyouryuu: this much text and it's from a BIGGER phrase?!
Rhynerd: That’s a lotta key talk
I_Am_Clockwork: when you wish upoooon a staaaar
WonderfulGlory: When you walk away... you can hear me say... PLEASE
misteline: When you wish upon a star...
I_Am_Clockwork immediately sent to the realm of winds and ghosts by Disney lawyers
djalternative: defenestrate?
BloodnBullets: free?
MrQBear: can-not seems better
BloodnBullets: she said it was a fragment of a phrase
djalternative: Find did work in the other passage as well.
erloas: do you remember why you don't remember
Alephred: I think you need to ask Six if he is insane.
ArcOfTheConclave: "we are all stuck somewhere" DEEP
Decaped: Six was stuck, then we pulled him out of a wall.
ecobeing: six = sorin
Decaped: I hope we get to meet Nahiri
ContingentCat: ooo Root on AFK this week
Magicpokey: So, I wish it wasn't the week before payday... This game is CALLING to me, lol
Magicpokey: I love the art style
Magicpokey: Patience is a thing, and I can wait, *sigh*
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
niccus: bye
ContingentCat: congradulations
pyrock_mania: nice
JonnyGlitch: katesNice
jonasjonIV: and hello to yuo too!
VoidMancer_317: Noice
RobotInProgress: now thats an opener!
Pazzix: xD
Veggiekeks: lrrCAMERON lrrHORN
BecauseGnomes: hahahahaha
pyrock_mania: that was amazing
Sertion: lrrFINE
MollyLewis: clip that please someone
SerGarretCameron: Nice.
Pazzix: lrrFINE
silenceaux: Don't act like that was an accident.
wildpeaks: the Alex spirit lives on, I see :D
jonasjonIV: the hat changes a man
rubydargon: Cam? XD
I_Am_Clockwork: perfect timing is perfect
RobotInProgress: put it in the highlights!
greatwahooney: can we get that in the highlight reel?
Pteraspidomorphi: Gotta work for that highlight reel
richard_ermen: You just made highlights!
Tangsm: You just really needed that clip in the reel, huh?
SpacePotato01: *adjusts speakers*
the_lone_bard: Welcome back everyone, Cameron, Cori, Camerons digestive system.
dudecon: Imagining that Corey was just beating him when the stream went back off air
rubydargon: I honestly thought that was someone else in my house
Darleysam: hey highlights reel
djalternative: Is this the salmon paste from mail time?
Questhere: welcome back to talking simulator, where nothing gross ever happens
SerGarretCameron: slytqHeart lrrHEART benginHeart sergeHeart <3 bleedPurple
Makimachine: @rubydargon Same here
MollyLewis: more like belching simulator, amirite
JonnyGlitch: well this made my morning
JonnyGlitch: the timing was perfect
rubydargon: @Makimachine it was only concerning cause I'm home alone
Pteraspidomorphi: The robots the robots the robots
Darleysam: they're taking the homeboys to laser tag!
pyrock_mania: boreth...eth-eth-eth-eth
Gekyouryuu: "Legolasbot! what do your Optical Sensors see?!"
Makimachine: @rubydargon Well... I live alone. XD
Pteraspidomorphi: Tell me where is the observatory, for I much desire to visit it
the_lone_bard: Wow. Lachrymose. That's a word I haven't seen in a long time.
silenceaux: Giving you Lemony Snicket flashbacks?
Zyme86: are we flying a crossbow?
ContingentCat: ! Words, my favourite!
djalternative: Cori, do you know if it's possible to just sail every inch of the stars to find the observatory?
Rhynerd: It does look like a crossbow when the sails aren’t open.
richard_ermen: Lachrymose. And here I tought it would be about knifing someone in a mad murderous fit of rage.
ushiikun: Are the cities you stop at actually planets, or more just like cities on the course of a river?
pyrock_mania: return?
Rhynerd: But no, the bow is a mast for the sails.
Tangsm: I thought that said "tickle".
the_lone_bard: Return? I can't see how in time gods will linger.
BloodnBullets: home go, return
ContingentCat: return?
Pteraspidomorphi: return?
djalternative: Do you have to? Do you have to let it linger?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Linger?
ContingentCat: returning is not leaving I guess
Alephred: There do not appear to be planets as such, just floating chunks of rock.
silenceaux: Home, not there now, going to destination?
ContingentCat: \o/ sail
Decaped: Planets are moons, though they aren't orbiting anything we can see.
I_Am_Clockwork: the whole sailing around a river finding cultural vinetes thing reminds me of Amazon Trail, in which you rowed the titular Amazon river at the behest of a Jaguar god to find all the history gems and save Time Itself
richard_ermen: "May finding god lift you"?
silenceaux: Somewhere Distant. Very helpful?
BecauseGnomes: Y'know, somewhere?
jonasjonIV: some...where
I_Am_Clockwork: all while staving off starvation and other Oregon Trail style mechanics
Kaorti: I guess "far away" is kinda a place
ContingentCat: "somewhere distant" yeah thanks map
Rhynerd: We got a lot of rivers to find.
bowsin_durrows: Y'know somewhere... distant...
ushiikun: It's somewhere, not here.
BloodnBullets: this game is neat
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun so... I noticed something curious. every verb in this game has that double curve symbol in it. last week we noticed that the game's title is written in ancient in the logo. I was just looking at it to see what context clues I could gleen, and it has that verb marker.
ChiefEngineerMichael: Look, ma! No hands!
richard_ermen: Interesting.
JnEyr: All I remember from Amazon Trail was all the exciting tropical diseases I contracted
Alephred: Oo, I wonder if the game's title is a key to translation.
Gekyouryuu: if it's a verb marker, then does that mean the title isn't referring to vault the noun, but the verb for jumping?
djalternative: you have temple runner installed on your phone?
Gizmoloid: Hey! There's plant life on this moon! Why is there no air?
richard_ermen: Wait that basically translates to "Faith is inside you"
BloodnBullets: nothing to trap it @Gizmoloid ?
Alephred: @Gekyouryuu Like, 'Heaven's Leap'?
richard_ermen: How...blissfully generic.
bowsin_durrows: Thing!
Decaped: the cyclones surround the hermitage you found earlier.
ContingentCat: yeet robut
Gekyouryuu: @Alephred kinda. like maybe jumping up to heaven. ...or, rather than jump, maybe "hop"? and it refers to the teleporters?
Gizmoloid: @BloodnBullets I meant it more in the sense that without atmosphere these plants would die and not be green. Basically I was calling Six a liar.
djalternative: the outer rim seems to be where all of the interesting things are
BloodnBullets: maybe six is just sick of us bumbling around?
greatwahooney: pillory woks?
the_lone_bard: If you think rock has to be hard, you haven't heard Nickleback.
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Depends on how recent the shipwreck is
ushiikun: This game is giving me some very Death Gate Cycle vibes.
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun I vote Six for "Shittiest Tour Guide". "And now, if you look ahead on your left, you see... A thing!"
Gekyouryuu: shipwrecks don't HAVE to be abandoned. there's a whole spell from Ixalan about that
ContingentCat: there's the 6 in burried
richard_ermen: @ChiefEngineerMichael That´s..unfair to him. He´s at least as helpful as a TNG bridge crew member.
silenceaux: There's a slight difference between this and defend. Interesting.
Clench_Eastwood: is ti hat day?
theLuminarch: the alternative to defend was find
Gekyouryuu: past can be found is just a description of being an archaeologist
Decaped: only difference is tense then, so defend isn't right
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erloas: there is only one symbol different isn't it?
djalternative: I think found is right and defend is wrong
ContingentCat: [The] past can be found. ?
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe she's talking to you
Clench_Eastwood: ballcap cam and Corilinkder?
seenoham: Okay, love the deathgate call back, but also the lost past and notes on language fit there too
Gekyouryuu: The Wires? and we're within them? man, I LOVE Within the Wires. such a good podcast
seenoham: The appendix of those books were awesome
Alephred: Red space!
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Who cares about the gender binary?
ContingentCat: good LRRbot
Pazzix: did someone say go left?
Biomonkey01: Always go left
Clench_Eastwood: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
Pazzix: lrr chat: taking full credit for all successful lefts
Clench_Eastwood: you say that as if there was an unsuccessful left
Gekyouryuu: no weapons allowed inside?
Biomonkey01: The gate wants to kill us
niccus: "what does the door have?" "a knife!"
ContingentCat: "give dagger to the gate" would be a good advice entry
Decaped: maybe you shouldn't have called her a cow.
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ContingentCat: o u c h
34Witches: Oh god, his arm
ChiefEngineerMichael: WHY ARE YOU SHOWING US THIS MAN'S WRONG-WAY-AROUND ARM, GAME!?
MolaMolaphant: Another lesson in choosing good, unambigious fonts: I assure you none of these people are from smoked salmon
Pikaminer1245: Did I see a ghost Purple-blue robes
LetsConsider: Can we help this man? if you're gonna make us look at his arm, it's the least they could do
Rhynerd: Would taking this man to Iox help him?
BloodnBullets: a ship?
jonasjonIV: he owns two arms
ContingentCat: yes one arm, and one something else
BloodnBullets: noone knows how?
ContingentCat: an ex-arm
InquisitorGaia: Hello, I have arrived!
BloodnBullets: noone cares enough probably
djalternative: maybe they don't know how to set arms?
Rhynerd: One arm, one medical issue.
bowsin_durrows: One arm, and one ARM.
Rhynerd: I hope sombody clipped that man.
jonasjonIV: he lives here now
erloas: now he can be "first mate one-arm" sounds like a reasonably pirate name
ChiefEngineerMichael: "What are we going to do with you?"
ChiefEngineerMichael: I don't know...
ChiefEngineerMichael: Cover him with a sack so we don't have to stare at his ARM
Alephred: He seems like a pragmatic man.
CrazymattCaptain: can we just take him to a doctor to deal with that?
the_lone_bard: Well, if you get armed, you'll be ready for any boss fights you encounter at least.
Rhynerd: Open up the ship here comes the ARM.
KinoGami: but, arm, doh
Questhere: can't we give him a sling or somthing
richard_ermen: How dare you! That arm has a family!
ghostvalv: Armdon't
Pikaminer1245: that ship is absolutely amazing
ChiefEngineerMichael: "That's kinda mildly racist, my dude"
MolaMolaphant: oh this ship kinda looks like the Weatherlight
Rhynerd: “Have I been there so long that I look Ioxian?”
Decaped: it's not racist if you're an aging capitalist who aquired everything by having a bigger army.
misteline: I like this guy, he deserves better
the_lone_bard: Was that just the least subtle hint ever, or has it been a slow building thing that you're not from where you think you are?
richard_ermen: Actually...you can.
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Neutrino
34Witches: Neutrino?
Pikaminer1245: it reminds me of a turtle
Alephred: They have one of those in Sudbury!
richard_ermen: You can bury an observatory by landslide, by putting it underground, by disassembling it into pieces...
BloodnBullets: sorry, I've missed some streams, is renba a friend or rival?
richard_ermen: Renba is a lost archaeologist
Alephred: Can we just get this poor man a long-sleeved shirt?
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun For someone with a glowing head, Six sure is full of shade
erloas: I worked at a mine that was about 1200ft deep, though I only went in the mine a few times
richard_ermen: Ohhhh
Halabast: Broken arm man goes from neutral to angry and back in no time at all.
niccus: huh, was this the opening desert
richard_ermen: Observatory is as we cal it, but it´s not what it actually was.
the_lone_bard: Well that was awefully convenient.
richard_ermen: An observatory by function, not by form.
InquisitorGaia: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (21m from now).
richard_ermen: Furthermore, not all observatories have to be for the stars. What if you want to observe that below?
Decaped: this game loves its wordplay
I_Am_Clockwork: Cam's reaction to finding new text to translate gives me energy
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jonasjonIV: i like how you...kept the poker
Alephred: Iron poker. The most metal card game.
Gekyouryuu: I spy googly eyes!
djalternative: all of the glyphs
djalternative: deify?
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WyleeCoyote556: When do you learn the word that lets you shout people off cliffs? :O
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Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:41:57.
BusTed: rude
bowsin_durrows: Sail back your mother again.
newfur: Sail up your mother again. LUL
djalternative: sail up your mother again
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
Zyme86: sell you mother, again?
ContingentCat: sail if your mother?
WyleeCoyote556: So this civilization had an Internet, then.
newfur: Yeah *I'd* sail up my friends again. KappaPride
BloodnBullets: remember is an action
Alephred: Perhaps it's the punchline to a Yo Momma joke.
I_Am_Clockwork: point sail back can be a directive
ContingentCat: maybe like Point-sail
ushiikun: book as in passage
Zu_o: an overseer is a person who keeps track of the time you spend?
djalternative: I think back is probably right
LetsConsider: Wait, overseer, or, something
BaronVonPoppinOff: Point sail if your swing....?
ushiikun: return, with the additional action of having left.
Pteraspidomorphi: back (to) your mother/friend?
bowsin_durrows: Remember, sail back your mother again.
WyleeCoyote556: maybe the telescop is a gift to a sailor from his mother
ContingentCat: that old saying "remember sail back your mother again"
BloodnBullets: are we sure about your?
Pteraspidomorphi: The first word doesn't matter because the beginning of this is missing right?
Alephred: Yeah. "Red sky in morning / Sail back your mother again".
ushiikun: no question mark behind the word means we are sure.
erloas: pointing sails makes more sense
BecauseGnomes: It's definitely just got some implied verbs
CrazymattCaptain: remember sail back "to" your mother again?
richard_ermen: So what was the ingame explanation of the whole loss of knowledge of the old empire?
Oatway_: I love words
BecauseGnomes: For remember my guess would be "remember to sail back to your mother again"
djalternative: stacy loves words?
Rhynerd: “I give up. This says remember sail back your mother again now.”
Oatway_: bless without people?
BloodnBullets: book of large words
silenceaux: I think that swoop on the end of the first word is 'thoughts' in some form
34Witches: "book of these words"
richard_ermen: Book of large words xD
SquareDotCube: book of old words?
Pazzix: source of kind words
LetsConsider: Book of kind words is a very sweet thing
Pazzix: words of words words
djalternative: crows crows crows?
BecauseGnomes: I forget, have we had any word that meant "to"?
Rhynerd: There may be better sources for books but they don’t have these words
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun So if I understand these signs correctly, if we combine the signs for "Words" with the four apostrophes stacked on top of each other... Would that be "Words, Words, Words"?
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (11m from now).
misteline: awww, curses.
Despoiler98: LOUD BOIS next
ghostvalv: lrrHEART
Gekyouryuu: t101LETS t101NOPE t101EX
Pazzix: nopes!
djalternative: What are they noping this week?
Alephred: Thanks for the lovely stream!
Pazzix: nice nails cam
Rhynerd: Time for Adam’s quest to bring out the worst in some teenagers and then kill them.
Gekyouryuu: @djalternative presumably more Until Dawn?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, right! This is a good one
Going_Medium: Thanks for the stream!
erloas: Adam is killing all the teens, forget what the game is though
ContingentCat: Thanks for streaming Cori and Cam lrrHEART
Pazzix: lrrCAMERON
Amentur: No Ben since he is still sick. Not sure what Adam has planned
Diabore: @Amentur ben said he might make it when he signed off, i dont know if that changed or not though
Zyme86: Foos roo da?
Despoiler98: Cam GET A HAIRCUT YOU HIPPY
NightBook1: cheer50 remind james i exist please
Pteraspidomorphi: It's fine
Decaped: This game can be as long as you want it to be, heh.
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
Pazzix: i miss u
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
Rhynerd: Bye!
Rhynerd: Have good one!
TehAmelie: got here just in time huh
Despoiler98: oh GOD PANIC how do we wait 7 MINUTES?!?!?!? katesScared slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF BibleThump BibleThump slytqItsfine slytqItsfine
ContingentCat: remember to turn down your volume for the loud bois
Pazzix: BibleThump
Rhynerd: Well, I beed to charge these headphones a bit.
Despoiler98: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump *hyperventilates*
Pazzix: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: oh wait I need to do laundry *wanders off* katesHeart
Pazzix: xD
Pazzix: I need to have another short crisis today
monkeyrama: I can actually catch a let's nope seabatTROG
bowsin_durrows: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
WowoT: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
erloas: oh yeah, I have been forgetting to put in a load of laundry all day...
Nyx_fire: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Nyx_fire: oh yay
IAmNotAshKetchum: i'm so excited for this! i love Until Dawn
Nyx_fire: I've never heard of it but I love how Ben and Adam play off each other, they are lovely
Decaped: time for Adam to murder some more robots.
Decaped: today's theme.
monkeyrama: I love Until Dawn seabatTROG
monkeyrama: Might be something else though if Ben's out sick
Earthenone: killing robots? i thought this was the teen slasher film directed by adam savidan
MadAran87: Ben's sick? T_T
Nyx_fire: oh noo the sick got Ben?
Decaped: bad teen acting, also known as robots.
monkeyrama: He was feeling under the weather this morning
NightValien28: he was streaming a while ago, is he sick?
Juliamon: He might be at that stage of sick where he's well enough to stream but doesn't want to spread his germs
MAPBoardgames: I blame Seattle.
KV1NN4: Ben went to a convention and hugged a lot of people (probably) and got sick somehow
Kykiwi: wooo until dawn
monkeyrama: LRRfolk try not to come in to the office spread the sick
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
monkeyrama: Unless he's feeling better 👀
Earthenone: even if he feels better, might still be CONtagious
RassilonDND: oh yay I get to watch Adam murder every annoying teen trope in real time.
GSCeurope: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
monkeyrama: Guess we'll find out soon enough
FireFlower18: which is the start to every zombie outbreak
monkeyrama: unless SWS recording went long seabatTROG
Clench_Eastwood: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: Who cares about the gender binary?
A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try dying more.
monkeyrama: Eyyy, it is Until Dawn
Juliamon: Aw man, right when the Zelda randomizer run starts.
seth_erickson: It's almost time to Nope
Earthenone: is that why corit is wearing a link hat in the thumbnail
NightValien28: and the deltarune run is soon
monkeyrama: Possibly 🤔
Clench_Eastwood: hey Julia o/
Juliamon: Hello!
InquisitorGaia: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
Juliamon: I'm tired from a lot of shopping! Please be on your best behavior in case I pass out.
monkeyrama: Excited to see which paths they choose, though I know Adam is intent on getting people killed LUL
Despoiler98: No mods no rules NO PANTS
Nyx_fire: hugs @Juliamon get rested
Juliamon: I'm not saying there's NO mods
Nigouki: but will there be KEYS!?
Foxmar320: oh sick no mods around!
Juliamon: just that there's one less attentive one
Anubis169: mods are gone post kitties
Clench_Eastwood: no mods means no pants!!!
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
BusTed: jump scare
Nigouki: yay
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Kykiwi: that base drop
monkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL seabatBRAIN benginDab lrrSIGNAL
NightValien28: this is the one game I hope adam kills everyone
SquareDotCube: BOOM
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GenericHerooo: =B
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Adam is a monster and will stop at nothing to ruin the night of these teens. And then maybe they'll also die. Ben just has to watch. It's time for Until Dawn on the LET'S NOPE! | http://Twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D98jpdsVAAAKsfj.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1143672031218503680
Pazzix: i'm scared
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP lrrHORN
Juliamon: Let's see if Adam's gamer skills betray him again!
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