Zyme86: Foos roo da?
Despoiler98: Cam GET A HAIRCUT YOU HIPPY
NightBook1: cheer50 remind james i exist please
Pteraspidomorphi: It's fine
Decaped: This game can be as long as you want it to be, heh.
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (7m from now).
Pazzix: i miss u
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
Rhynerd: Bye!
Rhynerd: Have good one!
TehAmelie: got here just in time huh
Despoiler98: oh GOD PANIC how do we wait 7 MINUTES?!?!?!? katesScared slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF BibleThump BibleThump slytqItsfine slytqItsfine
ContingentCat: remember to turn down your volume for the loud bois
Pazzix: BibleThump
Rhynerd: Well, I beed to charge these headphones a bit.
Despoiler98: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump *hyperventilates*
Pazzix: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: oh wait I need to do laundry *wanders off* katesHeart
Pazzix: xD
Pazzix: I need to have another short crisis today
monkeyrama: I can actually catch a let's nope seabatTROG
bowsin_durrows: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
WowoT: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
erloas: oh yeah, I have been forgetting to put in a load of laundry all day...
Nyx_fire: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Nyx_fire: oh yay
IAmNotAshKetchum: i'm so excited for this! i love Until Dawn
Nyx_fire: I've never heard of it but I love how Ben and Adam play off each other, they are lovely
Decaped: time for Adam to murder some more robots.
Decaped: today's theme.
monkeyrama: I love Until Dawn seabatTROG
monkeyrama: Might be something else though if Ben's out sick
Earthenone: killing robots? i thought this was the teen slasher film directed by adam savidan
MadAran87: Ben's sick? T_T
Nyx_fire: oh noo the sick got Ben?
Decaped: bad teen acting, also known as robots.
monkeyrama: He was feeling under the weather this morning
NightValien28: he was streaming a while ago, is he sick?
Juliamon: He might be at that stage of sick where he's well enough to stream but doesn't want to spread his germs
MAPBoardgames: I blame Seattle.
KV1NN4: Ben went to a convention and hugged a lot of people (probably) and got sick somehow
Kykiwi: wooo until dawn
monkeyrama: LRRfolk try not to come in to the office spread the sick
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
monkeyrama: Unless he's feeling better 👀
Earthenone: even if he feels better, might still be CONtagious
RassilonDND: oh yay I get to watch Adam murder every annoying teen trope in real time.
GSCeurope: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
monkeyrama: Guess we'll find out soon enough
FireFlower18: which is the start to every zombie outbreak
monkeyrama: unless SWS recording went long seabatTROG
Clench_Eastwood: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: Who cares about the gender binary?
A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
LRRbot: Try dying more.
monkeyrama: Eyyy, it is Until Dawn
Juliamon: Aw man, right when the Zelda randomizer run starts.
seth_erickson: It's almost time to Nope
Earthenone: is that why corit is wearing a link hat in the thumbnail
NightValien28: and the deltarune run is soon
monkeyrama: Possibly 🤔
Clench_Eastwood: hey Julia o/
Juliamon: Hello!
InquisitorGaia: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Until Dawn) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
Juliamon: I'm tired from a lot of shopping! Please be on your best behavior in case I pass out.
monkeyrama: Excited to see which paths they choose, though I know Adam is intent on getting people killed LUL
Despoiler98: No mods no rules NO PANTS
Nyx_fire: hugs @Juliamon get rested
Juliamon: I'm not saying there's NO mods
Nigouki: but will there be KEYS!?
Foxmar320: oh sick no mods around!
Juliamon: just that there's one less attentive one
Anubis169: mods are gone post kitties
Clench_Eastwood: no mods means no pants!!!
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL
BusTed: jump scare
Nigouki: yay
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Kykiwi: that base drop
monkeyrama: lrrSIGNAL seabatBRAIN benginDab lrrSIGNAL
NightValien28: this is the one game I hope adam kills everyone
SquareDotCube: BOOM
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
GenericHerooo: =B
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Adam is a monster and will stop at nothing to ruin the night of these teens. And then maybe they'll also die. Ben just has to watch. It's time for Until Dawn on the LET'S NOPE! | http://Twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/D98jpdsVAAAKsfj.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1143672031218503680
Pazzix: i'm scared
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP lrrHORN
Juliamon: Let's see if Adam's gamer skills betray him again!
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Earthenone: Nice. Storm
seth_erickson: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Catcard: spooky noises monkaS
erloas: no mods, no pants? does that mean I was supposed to be wearing pants all the rest of the streams?
control_rig: Oh hey what timing, I just logged in. Hello all
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ohai folks. is spoopin' times?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Yo, I think it’s spoop-o-clock!
StillAnEmoKid: Ready to see Adam make these kids suffer and for Ben to question all these moral decisions!
Juliamon: Pants are never required, but it's good to be reminded.
bowsin_durrows: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
korvys: lrrSPOOP
Nyx_fire: <3
FireFlower18: new game + pants optional
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: i know whats going to happen. Adam is going to Renegade the whole game and STILL save everyone ffs
Clench_Eastwood: it's 8 p.m. here. I'm watching this in bed. No pants time!
korvys: !findquote pants
LRRbot: Quote #2148: "I made him put on pants because it made me feel funny." —Cameron [2016-03-23]
RassilonDND: with 15 seconds to spare Sha Sha sha
korvys: I'm at work. Pants are... not optional.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: cause he's the Goddam Boshi
Spareseahorse subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 14 months!
Spareseahorse: Stay awesome spoopy bois!
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Nigouki: is that from one of the X-COM streams?
monkeyrama: Yay spoopy bois!
Sanityis0verrated: fire you know I don't wear pants around the house during the summer
j4sling subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
j4sling: ready for some spoops and friends
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, j4sling! (Today's storm count: 72)
gawag_: lrrSPOOP
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Definitely too hot for pants... dresses all the way!
monkeyrama: Do we have a booth favorite yet? Anyone they want to save?
Grevas13: spoop times!
Zyme86: sound
Zyme86: there you go
Nigouki: ROLL IT AGAIN
monkeyrama: Oh my
seth_erickson: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
BusTed: jk
Inquisitor_Xian subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
Inquisitor_Xian: JUMP SCARE! stay awesome spoopie bois
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Gekyouryuu: first try!
NimrodXIV: lrrFINE
Kykiwi: RErewind it up
bowsin_durrows: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
MAPBoardgames: Hey everybody, it's your Felterweight contender! SPOOPIFER! lrrSPOOP
GenericHerooo: =D
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
BecauseGnomes: lrrSPOOP
Stripe_dog: Well that scared me so I guess it worked
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
BecauseGnomes: Okay byeeeeee
Rhynerd: Second verse, same as the first
monkeyrama: Hey
Earthenone: we want to kill everything with a pulse. animals and children included
Brok3nGol3m: PrideHi PrideHi PrideHi
Alchemistmerlin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months, currently on a 51 month streak!
Alchemistmerlin: Fif-tee-won
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GenericHerooo: HI, everyone! n.n
InquisitorGaia: HI!
BecauseGnomes: Adam lrrHEART
ghostvalv: okay hi
Rhynerd: Little bit louder and a little bit lrrSPOOP
Stripe_dog: Hey it's Ben's ghost!
BecauseGnomes: Ben benginHeart
Captainfuse: Saturation level off?
seth_erickson: Hello we appreciate you
monkeyrama: awwww
Pazzix: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MAPBoardgames: Was perfect. FIRST TRY~!
GenericHerooo: =3
BecauseGnomes: My loud boys!
Sanityis0verrated: <3
Riandisa: xivCactuar
Despoiler98: slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: image seems dark?
Juliamon: RIP
BusTed: cooties
NimrodXIV: Ben, you are not disgusting
RassilonDND: oh no, Ben is contagious!
monkeyrama: Spit out the sick NotLikeThis
Wodar9: SICK BOIS
silvalunae: y'all are so holesome
Kykiwi: no adam dont touch the sick boi
CrazymattCaptain: James thinks XSplit updated before he started today and that everything was dark
ZeniteZero: They're heeeere!
Stripe_dog: He says, as he distances himself from Ben.
Brok3nGol3m: i dig the jacket!
RassilonDND: quick, sterilize with alcohol. 40 proof min
Pazzix: question
caoinlean: contrast up?
coolbond: ah young love
Rhynerd: “Love hurts.”
BecauseGnomes: Catching two streams with Adam in one day? It must be Christmas!
Stripe_dog: Is Gain a camera word?
Pazzix: Why is everyone on LRR so CUTE????
JoeKim: hello friends
Captainfuse: Apply technical fixes to problem
DoctorBobRotcod subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 13 months!
DoctorBobRotcod: !SpoopS!
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Grevas13: don't go into the light
ZeniteZero: NUCLEAR BLAST
monkeyrama: LUL
BecauseGnomes: Holy shit, it's a Spirit Bomb!
Despoiler98: MY EYES slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
JoeKim: DONT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT BOYS
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: MINE EYES
Brok3nGol3m: guyjudgeBless guyjudgeBless guyjudgeBless
MAPBoardgames: NO! Don't go into the Light!
BusTed: No fate but what we make.
StillAnEmoKid: Ascending into Heaven I see
bowsin_durrows: Why is the sun blasting us all?
Pazzix: and how much is a ticket from Toronto to Victoria
silvalunae: ; ; aww my sub notification dissapeared
Askwho subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 37 months, currently on a 12 month streak!
Askwho: What Bright Boys
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Catcard: Adam are you gonna speedrun killing the Teens
ZeniteZero: Sick gains, bruh
DontpingmePlayz: The loud boys
Going_Medium: Your blowing out cameras too now, I thought it was just microphones :)
Wodar9: NO PAIN NO GAINS
BecauseGnomes: Ok byeeeee
Despoiler98: BYEEEEEEE
edgeyberzerker subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 35 months!
edgeyberzerker: I'm here to watch two cute boys ruin these characters lives!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, edgeyberzerker! (Today's storm count: 77)
Stripe_dog: GHOSTS
corqren: nah you guys are lovely
caoinlean: Byeeee
ZeniteZero: Welcome back moon2CUTE
monkeyrama: Oof
Rhynerd: Why not wallow in the darkness as the horror approaches?
monkeyrama: Yay for feeling better!
Sorrowex: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:43.
Inquisitor_Xian: Did yall go to the wrestle bois at the tacoma dome?
coolbond: whats up with the green screen?
BecauseGnomes: For now
JoeKim: when the pharmacist says "oh no"
JoeKim: you know you're doing well
korvys: It looks like Adam is hogging all the camera space, and Ben has to lean in from the side :D
JoeKim: no theres a line
JoeKim: on adam's right side
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Looks good
Captainfuse: Can clearly see the outline
korvys: Ghost outline
niccus: reality is leaking
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun There's bees on the left side
DaMullet14: It's a little faintly there but whatever
silenceaux: SECRETS
silvalunae: o.o
monkeyrama: Behind the curtain
Earthenone: did they object on the grounds of the pharmacology or the legality?
silvalunae: oO
Despoiler98: THE ILLUSION IS RUINED
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: my immersion!
Catcard: No, big line on the side
Wodar9: Might want to mirror the webcam
coolbond: it looks buzzy next to adam
wargodmogis: It was nice meeting you guys at seattle. had fun drafting with ben
JoeKim: ben just wants to sniff you
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Cuddle time!
Stripe_dog: Wait you mean you haven't shrunk yourselves into the screen?
silvalunae: there goes my suspension of disbelief
BecauseGnomes: I feel casual and connected with Ben right now
atlas624: The button?
Kykiwi: #professinalstreamers
Pazzix: whast the button???
Despoiler98: Heather will DESTROY you
Captainfuse: Why is there a button if it cant be pushed?
Grevas13: if it makes heather mad, you should press it
Pazzix: PUSH TEH BUTTON?
bowsin_durrows: WHAT!!! They're NOT actually in the bottom right of the screen???
silenceaux: Pazzix The 'start / stop the stream button'
korvys: AND THE SQUIRREL
silvalunae: I agree with this path
monkeyrama: 100% kill everyone is harder than you think SeriousSloth
BusTed: gamer reflexes
realhillwolf: heeeey
BecauseGnomes: Real gamer!
bowsin_durrows: *of the game
wildpeaks: very invertently :D
atlas624: @Captainfuse Its the idiot check
seth_erickson: Every teen except was it Haley
Catcard: Still got some bees but if you turn the cam so that you're facing the other way it won't be bad
BecauseGnomes: Ganer god Adam over here
Rhynerd: Warning: gore
Omthebox: Hey. Does this game need Bird Facts!?
Pazzix: lol
Grevas13: squirrel gore
silvalunae: do you play the game or does the game play you?
Grescheks: The winning move is to not play...
Pazzix: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW *button*
seth_erickson: or was it Ashlee
NightValien28: warning gore and dumb teenagers
Earthenone: animals getting GOT
Juliamon: Warning: potential animal death
Rhynerd: @seth_erickson I thought Haley re-earned her death?
monkeyrama: Being stereotypical teens
silenceaux: There are some real dumbasses in this game
Captainfuse: @atlas624 Well ...I'll show you *Pushes button harder* Whos the idiot now!?
seth_erickson: Someone got the Adam Savidan seal of you're going to live
Pazzix: Teenagers must die!!@
Brok3nGol3m: at least they get great dogs?
Grescheks: I thought we sent them to Manitoba?
Despoiler98: hurray stupid Canadian teens instead of stupid American teens!
Earthenone: i thought you sent them to vancouver?
silvalunae: wait they're canadian?
NightValien28: exile them to alberta
caoinlean: HEYYY
monkeyrama: Oh myyy
I_Am_Clockwork: so Newfoundland is Canada's Jar?
JinGitaxias_: wau
Kykiwi: yikes
atlas624: @Captainfuse Remember that Christmas button Paul trapped the desk with? Imagine that, forever
silenceaux: It's okay, there's only like 26000 of them so odds are good
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Tell us how you really feel
Grescheks: silvalunae yup, takes place in Alberta
Despoiler98: the SHADE katesWa katesOw
underhill33: Didn't Andrew live on PEI?
Grevas13: so what i'm hearing is that washington needs to send our degenerates to canada
reneweddrake: I'm in winnipeg..
andreasjfk: manitoba is ...okay
korvys: @underhill33 I believe so
Nigouki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
Nigouki: Please take care of yourselves, sick or not that's always important
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Nigouki! (Today's storm count: 78)
Pazzix: Ive been to hudson's bay on Ontario side
Grescheks: reneweddrake you know what you did Kappa
monkeyrama: I've played this game through 4 times and did not know they were Canadian NotLikeThis
paranormal_snacktivity: Pride100 Pride100 Pride100 Pride100 Pride100 Shout out to the 2 spooky boys and also shout out to Saheena, my bestest bud
silvalunae: o.O
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NightValien28: monkeyrama you skipped the lore, like a true troglodyte Kappa
Pazzix: PrideBisexual
realhillwolf: all the bits
JinaMahavira: "I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!" - Jerico
monkeyrama: LUL @NightValien28
realhillwolf: can someone PLEASE give Peter Stormare a tooth pick
Despoiler98: Ben confirmed a voyeur slytqWTF
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Come for the cute bois, stay for the teenage slaughter
Grescheks: smash cut to Ben, tomorrow, a dried out husk in bed
vivianshade: woot. <3 friends.
Grescheks: The Conjuring, yeah
Pazzix: whats a friends?
monkeyrama: They have a whole extended universe
monkeyrama: it's wild
Earthenone: !childsplay
monkeyrama: IT chapter two 👀
StillAnEmoKid: It 2 looks so good
Pazzix: MARK HAMMIL IS CHUCKY
UrbanSamurai_22 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
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monkeyrama: oh my god
monkeyrama: Adam LUL
seth_erickson: My goodness
BusTed: zzzzsssss
Grescheks: Neon Genesis Engange-lion
Izandai: God dammit Adam.
Sanityis0verrated: I need people to watch spoops with
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Inuyayaya
vivianshade: i forgot
ghostvalv: gottem
bananderson_: are we just starting or just ending?
Pazzix: Guys Luke Skywalker is voicing Chucky!!!
Sanityis0verrated: my friends dont like spoops
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun it's WEIRD that they remade Child's Play, because the ACTUAL creator and original cast are STILL making stuff. part 7, The Cult of Chucky came out in 2017, there's a sequel show on SyFy, and they wanna make MORE movies
MilkInBag: I'm Brad :)
StillAnEmoKid: NGE was my childhood, its why I'm so fucked uo.
JoeKim: wtf ben
JoeKim: gooey stuff
JoeKim: lol
BusTed: wp milk
JoeKim: Tap house is great. one of my fav bars
SlyTQ: yaaaah the best show on lrr
MilkInBag: @BusTed seabatTROG
Grescheks: ohai TQ
JoeKim: oh hey TQ
El_Funko: Until Deez Nuts
SlyTQ: hi joe!
tim19862: LUL
BusTed: gottem
JoeKim: oh hey funko
monkeyrama: The boys got jebaited LUL
Erudite_Cynic subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
Erudite_Cynic: oh hey some spooopy spoopy boys!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Erudite_Cynic! (Today's storm count: 80)
silvalunae: heck yes
Despoiler98: @SlyTQ slytqHi
GenericHerooo: Ben and Adam walk in a bar...
MilkInBag: LUL
BusTed: get got
Kykiwi: LUL
tim19862: katesLol
InquisitorGaia: Kappa100 Im takin a shower while watchin
tenthtechpriest: rekt
MilkInBag: vaporized
NightValien28: hahaha
tim19862: amazing
BecauseGnomes: Got 'em!!!!!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ha
monkeyrama: Get geeted LUL
SomebodyNowhere: benginHi
bananderson_: annihilated you poor man
silvalunae cackles
bowsin_durrows: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Despoiler98: Graham, piece of shit
Izandai: wooow
caoinlean: lol nice
BecauseGnomes: Absolutely BODIED
HondoTrigger: Cheer100 The chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) is a type of domes--HA got ya
tim19862: katesNice
korvys: Holy shit
Grescheks: perfect Graham impression Kappa
DaMullet14: Graham is a hero for our time
Pazzix: Graham seems like a good boss
bananderson_: Lol Hondo it never ends
MilkInBag: my SWEET BOI ADAM and Ben <3
cdbbpc subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
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vivianshade: ow hey Joe kim, SlyTQ, and El Funko. are you guys staying long?
blackwlf: I missed the start of that story, going to have to watch the VOD for it.
silvalunae CACKLES
Izandai: WHAT
JoeKim: i mean. i usually do
Pazzix: reminds me of my old boss
SomebodyNowhere: what a madman
Izandai: HOW
monkeyrama: Wow, that's the tech
BusTed: pro strats
Izandai: ?????
Despoiler98: HELL YES
MilkInBag: I'm currently in the shower watching the show, using Siri to type in chat
silvalunae: Ben you're a genius
Despoiler98: SHOWER WINE
monkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
JoeKim: wow ben
JoeKim: i'm so proud of you
Kykiwi: good ole shower wine
Erudite_Cynic: how starved for content are you?
Rhynerd: I put my phone near my shower and set it to full volume when I shower.
monkeyrama: That is peak millennial
JoeKim: that's some good shower beer tech too
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Been is living in 3019 while the rest of us are here in 2019
StillAnEmoKid: I'm not even that level of millennial wow hahaha
BecauseGnomes: Gottem Hondo!
JoeKim: HAHA YES
bananderson_: Lolol y'all are wild. Showers are for thinking!
JoeKim: BIRD FACTS
monkeyrama: Bird facts LUL
valianteffortpm: Does Ben have his nails painted?
monkeyrama: they made it here
Omthebox subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
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Earthenone: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
Grescheks: B I R D F A C T S
Rhynerd: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
1losttheGame: LUL LUL
Stripe_dog: Pride100 Take my prideful bits.
MilkInBag: Clap
silvalunae C A C K L E S
Decaped: Level 5 Millennial......is that 5e?
Sanityis0verrated: this is why Adam kills birds
Izandai: HOLY SHIT
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: HAHAHAHAHA
ZeniteZero: LUL
ChiefEngineerMichael: !birb
BecauseGnomes: Got halfway down the wikipedia babey!
ZeniteZero: GENIUS
ZealousCrow: Is this the first Let's NOPE stream of this game?
Izandai: THAT'S AMAZING
Rhynerd: !findquote bird
LRRbot: Quote #2212: "I like spinning birds." —Ian [2016-03-29]
tacocpu: !birb
NightValien28: ZealousCrow second
circuitapex: This is my first stream of yours, hello.
ZealousCrow: dang
JoeKim: lolol the bird is so good
JoeKim: best part of deadcells tbh
Despoiler98: the bird.....is.......the WORD
blackwlf: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #473: "No, we are not going to *** Butts." —Suzie [2015-07-17]
MaverickArtist: Cheer100 Ben, how many levels of Millenial are you on my dude? lrrAWESOME
monkeyrama: Time for Adam to get some teens killed
Despoiler98: loud bois
SomebodyNowhere: lrrSPOOP
Omthebox: I wonder if we have the first clip of when I started doing that to Adam. dolphinThink
Pazzix: I'm scared
Despoiler98: oh god my ears!
Rhynerd: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 16:42.
n3ther: I listen and watch at beyond max volume
princechris: Is this ur first time playing until dawn
KV1NN4: I have put my headphones on so you guys don't bleed onto my room-mate's stream to RIP my ears. XD
MilkInBag: there is no subject in this game, only death OpieOP
Pazzix: ilu guys
Earthenone: this is stream 2 of the game
silvalunae: lrrHEART
Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun just sending one more time in case you missed it during that recap: it's WEIRD that they remade Child's Play, because the ACTUAL creator and original cast are STILL making stuff. part 7, The Cult of Chucky came out in 2017, there's a sequel show on SyFy, and they wanna make MORE movies
Sorrowex: !findquote adam
MilkInBag: this show is a great game
SomebodyNowhere: until dawn does have some uncomfortable situations
Kykiwi: heck ya intros!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: IT WAS JUST A PRANK HURRRRRRRRRR
RealGamerCow: Public Service Announcement: Please change your volume settings from "Talking Sim" to "Let's Nope" You have been warned
JinGitaxias_: it's just a prank bro
monkeyrama: It was just a prank, Han
BrowneePoints: I thought Ben was staying home in quarantine
Kykiwi: you droped one
MilkInBag: they need a chiropractor
Rhynerd: I hope you folks don’t manage to get too loud because this this is the second lowest setting.
monkeyrama: Man, I love this game
Pazzix: Freddy!
n3ther: they really need to show them dying to emphasize how dead they are
Decaped: Adam killed one
blackwlf: Wow, that guy looked like a serial killer.
GenericHerooo: @RealGamerCow xD
SomebodyNowhere: freddy mr robot mercury
Rhynerd: Killed one, the other fell by accident.
BecauseGnomes: ICE CREAM TRUCK OUTSIDE
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Gekyouryuu: t101LETS t101NOPE t101EX
Kykiwi: they got sexiled
Earthenone: Sexiled
Tangsm: It's a highlight real of shitty behavior.
bananderson_: fuck shack! baby fuck shack!
JinGitaxias_: hey guys have you heard of this wacky new thing called chaos theory
MilkInBag: she found out there is no wifi
monkeyrama: Oh man, we're at this part PogChamp
Rhynerd: They were sexiled to the fuck shack and now horror is happening.
seth_erickson: Can we summon Ghoul Luigi
El_Funko: uwuiji who is this
Grescheks: bets on this one also spelling out B-E-N-...
SomebodyNowhere: when I played this I messed up a qte and got jess killed
coolbond: i prefer the waluigi bord
Sanityis0verrated: they all need die
FireFlower18: wehhh
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: new ouiji who dis?
MilkInBag: avra cadavra
bananderson_: Oh my God I'm a genius, full screen on my monitor with chat only on phone
silvalunae: avada cadavera?
Pazzix: atsa cadaver!
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furian12: Its the spoop boys! Shouldnt you be in bed mister ben?
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MilkInBag: this is SERIOUS BabyRage
Earthenone: i moved mt chat to annother moniotr too, subtitles ar esmol
Pazzix: 'ats a cadaver!
erloas: @Pazzix beat me to the Mr. Burns quote
monkeyrama: Spooooky
Pazzix: xD
silvalunae: magnets are so spoopy
bananderson_: these are only fun if you're gonna at least pretend it's serious tho
Pazzix: sry @erloas
electric_claire: Adam kill anybody yet?
MAPBoardgames: Who ever thought that an ancient ocullt method for communicating with the dead would be mass produced by Milton Bradley
blackwlf: Who. Always find out WHO.
Brok3nGol3m: oh yah Adam, probe away!
silenceaux: So hey for all those kids out there who have played with an Ouiji board: did you purposely move the thing
silvalunae: and available to anyone over the age of *
Earthenone: i mean milton bradly is a lich...
silvalunae: *8
SomebodyNowhere: I only remember bits and pieces of this game so I totally dont remember this bit
control_rig: "Yes"
RealGamerCow: New plane of existence, who dis...aww, Adam beat me to it
monkeyrama: Sister sister PogChamp
SomebodyNowhere: sister sister staring the mowrys
DaMullet14: First try
monkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
DaMullet14: lrrHORN
wildpeaks: sistersister escaped the house abandon :D
seth_erickson: Gamer
bananderson_: gamer sense
monkeyrama: Gamer FOV
SomebodyNowhere: benginTry
El_Funko: You have to tell me if your dad is a cop
Grescheks: ghost cop
furian12: adam popinoff
MAPBoardgames: Jar-jar says "yousa people all gunna die!"
BusTed: The 50/50
WyleeCoyote556: oh man that IS Rami Malek
Pazzix: probe
Pteraspidomorphi: She still knows what you did last winter
ZealousCrow: Wait is that Rami Malek?
Grescheks: never apologize to ghosts!
Kykiwi: you gotta tell me if your are a ghost cop
monkeyrama: Almost apologize SeemsGood
Grescheks: ZealousCrow yup
El_Funko: Yeah that's Rami
bananderson_: This summer, Adam Savidan is..
Pazzix: go left
MAPBoardgames: RED RUM! RED RUM!
El_Funko: This was right before he blew up
bananderson_: Ghost Cop
SomebodyNowhere: this game has a few instances of "hey its that person"
TheKingWiggins: lrrADAM lrrSPOOP lrrBEN
ChiefEngineerMichael: @WyleeCoyote556 They have copy-pasted him from real life and into the video game
MilkInBag: the board is a mimic
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PrimalMadness: Love my spoopy boys lrrHEART lrrHEART
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monkeyrama: It's a harsh thing to drop your sister 🤔
MAPBoardgames: G-R-A-V-I-T-Y
Inquisitor_Xian: A D A M
WyleeCoyote556: @ChiefEngineerMichael they sucked him in with a Ouija board!! :O
TheKingWiggins: Liberals
TheKingWiggins: oh
Nigouki: DON"T INTERRUPT THE GHOST
princechris: Sthu chris lol
silenceaux: also don't forget to say 'goodbye' winky face
Erudite_Cynic: always say goodbye LUL
SomebodyNowhere: cthulu ftagn
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: B-L-A-Z-E-I-T
erloas: you have to say goodbye nicely, we saw that in the other games with the boards
ChiefEngineerMichael: @WyleeCoyote556 It's just a straight up slightly skinnier Rami Malek
Grescheks: they didn't say goodbye, now the woods demons are gonna get them!
ZeniteZero: Nice going Chris
MAPBoardgames: B-E- "Behind me? AAAAH!"\
bananderson_: oh yeah that's a thing, now the ghost is loose
monkeyrama: Cop senses run in the family seabatBRAIN
Kykiwi: not a spoiler But i love the acting of joshs charater later on
Erudite_Cynic: Adam has got that Ganer FPV
the_lone_bard: Adam with the called shot. Now roll to hit.
BusTed: Because he's a killer queeeeen.
MilkInBag: gamer's tingle
Despoiler98: oh she ded slytqItsfine
BecauseGnomes: I loved the Cyber Chase game as a kid
DaMullet14: There was a Scooby Doo point and click adventure game on the gameboy
DaMullet14: It was... not solid
ZeniteZero: These violins remind me of Grim Fandango
Grevas13: "fuck nuggets" is not an exclamation you expect in a professional product
TheKingWiggins: Prison Mike?
monkeyrama: LUL
monkeyrama: GOTTEM
MilkInBag: Jebaited
BecauseGnomes: Oh that got me
Kykiwi: XD
silvalunae slow clap
Baldrash: GET GOT
Despoiler98: SOB slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
blackwlf: Jumpscare!
BusTed: but y tho
StillAnEmoKid: That was..ah, pretty good
Grescheks: BusTed for the spoops!
ghostvalv: almost
the_lone_bard: Who spring loads a mask in their car!
bananderson_: sick prank bro
BusTed: Is that just like a booby trap jump scare?
DaMullet14: I would absolutely springload a mask in my car if I was gonna abandon it in a spooky cabin
monkeyrama: It might be Jess 🤔
coolbond: Dear DR Adam depending on what you chose the scare will be different
Rhynerd: @the_lone_bard somebody who’s making a horror movie?
silvalunae: fnaf made me incapable of being jumpscared tbh
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HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:17.
BusTed: fooosh pennyGreenflame
Sanityis0verrated: sand
BusTed: It's coffee creamer
blackwlf: No it is NOT gunpowder.
Stripe_dog: Flash powder
erloas: it only explodes under compression
Kykiwi: flour
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: are you afraid of the dark ref? nice.
monkeyrama: It's chocolate powder Kappa
BusTed: They used coffee creamer.
blackwlf: I think I do.
Omthebox: yes it IS gunpowder
silvalunae: ??????
the_lone_bard: Rhynerd This isn't Cabin in the woods though... Even if they are in a cabin in the woods XD
Xenovita: ???
Tangsm: Gunpowder doesn't just explode.
TheKingWiggins: I agree with Adam
Diabore: ???
NimrodXIV: ????
Tisme_: ??????
seth_erickson: ???
n3ther: ????
Argumentable: Where do kids get gunpoweder
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ???
blackwlf: It's okay, I'm 36 and also dumb.
CadmusNix42: Adam, you're not dumb
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: NO IT IS not GUNPOWDER. Is this better?
Xenovita: ??????????
ZeniteZero: LMAO
monkeyrama: Oof
SomebodyNowhere: it is powdered guns
silenceaux: Ground flour.
Omthebox: Bless this mans ???
bananderson_: look chat is only putting Adam on blast because Ben asked
silvalunae: Ben told us to!
Despoiler98: ??????
Halabast: Stop calling the chat out, ADAM.
Diabore: i blame ben
Sanityis0verrated: we always dare
BusTed: Hhhehehe
bananderson_: I didnt know what it was either
CadmusNix42: GOT 'EM
MilkInBag: Jess, please die
SomebodyNowhere: game loves its jump scares
TheKingWiggins: Anything is "gunpowder" if you try hard enough
RealGamerCow: welp, time to murder her
monkeyrama: Dang it Jess
ZeniteZero: Shit, that got me too
Despoiler98: Teenagers are assholes
ushiikun: Time for that dude to change his shorts
ghostvalv: that one got me
StarFreak359: Serves you right, Brett Dalton!
MilkInBag: that face
MilkInBag: T E E T H
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ITS FINE
ZeniteZero: That smile, though O_O
bananderson_: Even Mike didnt know where to go with that death threat
monkeyrama: That's what all the teens are doing NotLikeThis
SomebodyNowhere: she awful
Omthebox: B-b-b-blu vision
bananderson_: Predator vision
silvalunae: hey suddenly it's a preditor movie
Despoiler98: Are we the predator?
ChiefEngineerMichael: We goin' Predator now, boys!
blackwlf: Those teeth want to be in your throat.
Argumentable: Its the predator
NightValien28: oh hey its the predator
MilkInBag: death stranding vision
Earthenone: ghost of the predator
seth_erickson: It's the ghost vision
StillAnEmoKid: These two suck the most.
Anubis169: itstheQuichies? :D
saweeks: predator?
WyleeCoyote556: WANT SOME CANDY?
DaMullet14: This stream has been live for almost a half an hour and no teens have died
Nigouki: soooooooo are we supposed to be rooting for these people to be murderized?
SomebodyNowhere: you find many totems yet
DaMullet14: this is false advertising
Decaped: these two just wanna fuck!
Grescheks: seabatYIKES
FarronTheRed: Hello LRR chat! Been off for awhile and wanted to say hello. I used to be Novus-Spes but rest assured I am still the person who loves you all.
monkeyrama: Yiiiikes
bananderson_: @nigouki Adam is
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BusTed: seabatYIKES
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
n3ther: is this a real life simulator?
silvalunae: how old are they again o.o;;;
Rhynerd: @nigouki Since that’s Adam’s goal, yes.
Diabore: cut that shit in half
StillAnEmoKid: Adam is Mike confirmed
Sanityis0verrated: that's our boy
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MilkInBag: better funny than married OpieOP
TheKingWiggins: I love.....these scones
SomebodyNowhere: they're 30 year old teenagers
Earthenone: show me potato salad!
monkeyrama: Sometimes they are good
AdamYMHMI: This is one of those good cursed idols.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: too be fair, being scared doesn't make me feel too romantic
Tangsm: It's more that you just don't want to hear Mike's version of "romance".
MrQBear: So was jess the one that set up the mask in the truck?
Znazl: spbAY
the_lone_bard: At a guess I'd say Ben's on at least 1000 levels of Millenial.
bananderson_: atatatatatatatatat
monkeyrama: They got rid of that move NotLikeThis
MilkInBag: Brad
BusTed: buff pit
coolbond: Dear DR Ben do you want a list of all the collectibles?
ItsMeRST: Ben, did you ever work out that beer allergy? Was it not the case, was it the case? :-(
erloas: wouldn't you look forward
monkeyrama: After the PPR perhaps
Tangsm: You'll 100% the murder.
Tangsm: That's all tha matters.
silvalunae: -coughs- ehem, the "love" shack
ItsMeRST: Best of luck my man, best of luck
seth_erickson: Shaq
seth_erickson: ?
BusTed: and don't forget your juke box money
monkeyrama: Quite the song
monkeyrama: Awwwwwkward
StarFreak359: Awww.. Could not do that to that song? :(
bananderson_: Gamer sense where you at
Marcelavigne14: TURN AROUND
MilkInBag: stream over
blackwlf: Wow Ben. Rude.
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Kaus_Jason: wow, fifty months! Alas i didnt get to have Ben sign our copy of Betrayel legacy af MF Seattle beasue my own immune system betrayed me! now to downa whole bag of cough drops and head over to the VOD
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WyleeCoyote556: back at THE SCARY DOOR
caoinlean: every now and then
SomebodyNowhere: he was investigating where the peeping creepy thing was watching
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: byeeeeeeeeeeee
monkeyrama: RIP the dramatic moment
coolbond: Dear DR Ben did you know if you chose that you were scared of clowns that skeleton mask would have been a clown face?
FarronTheRed: Gotta go bounce back from that....
wildpeaks: flawless
silvalunae dying laughing
BusTed: What if he tried to walk into the wall opposite the door.
FarronTheRed: HELLO BEN
ItsMeRST: Bodied by the camera
StillAnEmoKid: Just keeps going downhill
Penthesilea180: Oops. Now you're at the fuck tractor.
blackwlf: Not just getting dragged by chat now. Ben is getting in on it too.
Argumentable: He just wanted to show her the mask
StarFreak359: ch ch ch ah ah ah
the_lone_bard: Man I've been here like 5 minutes and Adam's already been jump scared, gone the wrong way, and been ruined by the room layout.
furian12: I Like His Hair
Despoiler98: Adam is a handsome boi
Earthenone: one secret nice fact about adam
corqren: He's so energetic!
MadAran87: He is handsome.
OleanderWhispers: The Man Is Handsome
FarronTheRed: He is a handsom boi!
seth_erickson: He's a master Ensorceller
prince_infidel: He's...tall
StillAnEmoKid: He makes me laugh
BecauseGnomes: Adam has such a sweet smile!
RealGamerCow: He's got a really great laugh
silenceaux: He keeps coming back despite this bullshit.
ushiikun: He's restarting Spectator Mode!
DaMullet14: Adam's got an incredible laugh
edgeyberzerker: He is great and funny and likes wrestling!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Adam keeps it real
silvalunae: He's got an amazing smile
ItsMeRST: He has the best wrestling lore on the planet
NightValien28: he is a good soft boi
Kaus_Jason: one secret nice fact about adam
Erudite_Cynic: Adam has a great laugh
tacocpu: His beard is hot
caoinlean: I have a big crush on adam
MaverickArtist: Adam has such a happy laugh
AdamYMHMI: He has the best name ever.
SpoonfullOfSugar: He's Heeeeere
kungfubanana: he has a great laugh
StarFreak359: Adam is a good gamer
monkeyrama: Adam is a very good trog leader
valianteffortpm: Adam is amazing
YawnLance: He's handsom af
jujujanie: He is bens best friend
Stripe_dog: One secret fact about Adam
Znazl: He looks amazing when he sha sha shas
Omthebox: Youtube really likes his butt.
SomebodyNowhere: adam is way too good an vidya gaems
WyleeCoyote556: Adam = Diesel
IAmNotAshKetchum: He's a sweetie
Tisme_: he's got an amazing laugh
CadmusNix42: dude's my hero
Kykiwi: i said it but none was a around to hear it
SohNata: Adam has no dump stat, only maximum stat
ThordanSsoa: He is maximum enthusiasm
Darth_Fishious: Adam is super friendly
blackwlf: I don't know secret facts about Adam. Well known fact is that he's a generally great guy.
pixiecat87: He has a pleasent and calming voice
Nyx_fire: he seems really awesome
1losttheGame: he called me nice earlier and it really made me feel better :)
TheKingWiggins: He is really above average at magic
bananderson_: Adam has excellent energy for the stream
Pteraspidomorphi: Secretly Adam is actually pretty good at videogames
lemmel: He da best
FarleyF: He's such a sweet soul
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: he has an adorable laugh
RiverBirch: He's smart!
valianteffortpm: but what about ben guys
Hot_Leather_Daddy: he has a big brain
corqren: HE'S HEEEEEERE
silvalunae: Adam has that big brain
Argumentable: Adam's an amazing person
anetfullofjello: He's a good egg
vivianshade: funny
ChuckSplatt: He smells okayu
valianteffortpm: ben is smexy af
FarronTheRed: he is a gentleman and a scholar!
monkeyrama: Wow, hit us with the what why
MrQBear: Adam's Wrestling Knowledge is intimidating
blackwlf: Adam is the Boshi.
ChiefEngineerMichael: Adam has a good sense of humour. And he's good to riff on
Despoiler98: HES HEEEEEERRRRRE
furian12: his laugh is contagious
n3ther: He's a GAMER
PhorrestGaze: That's just most of it
Going_Medium: Has best laugh.
Megaparsec256: Adam is a delightful and hilarious person
I_Am_Clockwork: Adam has the biggest brain and the best footsies in the business
Nyx_fire: you two are great together
Darth_Fishious: He's got the BIGGEST BRAIN
Stripe_dog: High IQ gamer
the_lone_bard: I appreciate Adams quality bants with the chat.
FarronTheRed: His house is opulant and imperial!!!
Hot_Leather_Daddy: He's the one true Boshy
Scar_Red_Tiger: Aggressively Positive influence
Penthesilea180: Nice boi. Big heart.
Erudite_Cynic: He is the best Pachycephalasaurus main
tacocpu: I THOUGHT IT WAS A SECRET?!!?!?
monkeyrama: That vince impression though
InquisitorGaia: i was thinking about adam in the shower
DaMullet14: Adam has a really powerful Vince impression
blackwlf: He's really good at slapping tables.
SomebodyNowhere: lrrADAM
ghostvalv: is it though
bananderson_: I heard he's really good at videogames
mynameisie: Adam brightens my day every time he streams
BusTed: TableHere FlipThis
CadmusNix42: He gets so genuinely excited about things and it's fun to watch and infectious
KV1NN4: Adam DOES have good laugh
OriginalGarwulf: My baby daughter wishes to say "DadadadadadadadaDAdadada." (Why she thinks 5-dimensional math and organic chemistry have anything to do with this is beyond me.)
silvalunae: Adam has a personality that encompasses the room
ItsMeRST: He enjoys things more completely than anyone I know
mynameisie: I really love his Dice Friends character
Darleysam: that boshy completion was genuinely inspiring
ChuckSplatt: He's not Waluigi
Grescheks: well..."quietly"...other than the problems with the chair Kappa
silenceaux: He may have been described as 'sulking'.
MaverickArtist: Adam is such a happy soul with the best nature
FarronTheRed: Adam grinded bloodmoon in Darkest Dungeon and will always be my hero for that sheer endurance.
Kykiwi: how far is this cabin
Ckiva: watch out for the birds
Grescheks: I think you decided later that she had to die
MilkInBag: that's way too much effort for Jess
Grescheks: for a worse joke
blackwlf: No champagne in the fuckshack.
ItsMeRST: This is the death cabin
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: yeah. IRL i would have turned around and said nah by now.
bananderson_: Yeah imagine if you were doing normal person not horror stuff at these cabins
monkeyrama: Good luck saving her in your kill everyone run Kappa
MilkInBag: <message deleted>it was twitch chat REEEEEEE ing
ItsMeRST: 100% death cabin
WyleeCoyote556: is this on PS4?
prince_infidel: Adam is a tall drink of happiness
SomebodyNowhere: a screaming squirrel
1losttheGame: sounded like a sea bat Kappa
erloas: "just far enough to get murdered" far away
Earthenone: maybe the teens are dumb and are walking to the wrong cabin?
BusTed: An abomination.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: Screaming Marmot
pyrock_mania: "Oh, we're at the fuck shack. It's about a mile out into the woods, past the generator you have to turn on and through the condemned mine shaft"
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Marcelavigne14: If it's way to fucking far doesn't it make it great for fucking?
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ItsMeRST: DRAMATIC CHIPMONK CAMERA!
monkeyrama: Oh dear
InquisitorGaia: its probably a goat
Penthesilea180: Wouldn't their hands be cold? Are either oh them wearing gloves?
MilkInBag: the trogs are closing in
bananderson_: he was bitten by a radioactive Mike
Kykiwi: hello new phone
coolbond: Dear DR Adam i challenge you to keep everyone alive as its honestly harder
Diabore: someone there? ...no
monkeyrama: LUL
n3ther: lmao
BusTed: Just a gentle deer.
ItsMeRST: oh dear...
SomebodyNowhere: jumpscares
WyleeCoyote556: SUDDENLY DEER
Despoiler98: that was the weakest throw ever
ushiikun: LMAO
TheKingWiggins: Zombie Deer
DaMullet14: Deer lord
FarronTheRed: OH boy
Erudite_Cynic: Suddenly Deermore
MilkInBag: LUL
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ChuckSplatt: Thanks for the spoops
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silvalunae: this decision is going to kill someone
Going_Medium: It's the mother of that squirrel you killed...
SomebodyNowhere: you dont always have to point at the thing it wants you to point at
Penthesilea180: How did that deer roar?
ushiikun: Are we looking for teenaged death?
blackwlf: Adam throwing another hissy fit.
AdamYMHMI: "leans down over own footprints* someone came this way.
MaverickArtist: Gotta wat h out for those deer. Nature's killing machine.
furian12: Deer Lord, Deer creatures you control get +1/+1
MilkInBag: the cabin
WyleeCoyote556: @Penthesilea180 it was a John Deere lrrAWESOME
BusTed: It's ok, we could all use a little nap.
FarronTheRed: When Deer Lord enters the battlefield, tap two target teenagers.
RealGamerCow: Well if the camera wasn't hot loose dog shit, it might not happen
MilkInBag: no, it's a dump
silvalunae: you have every right to be upset, Adam
silenceaux: Again, I stand by 'sulking'
InquisitorGaia: Help Help im being opressed
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: there are holes in the roof!
silvalunae pat pat
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Another secret nice thing about Adam. He's good at throwing hissy fits
JinGitaxias_: don't get upsetti
Nigouki: hello meat hooks
BusTed: slytqShrug
ushiikun: It has no doors, and comes with free meat hooks
SomebodyNowhere: any meathooks
bananderson_: It's got snow in the goddamn building
blackwlf: Ohhhh, it's THAT kind of fuck shack.
ItsMeRST: This is 100% not where you ever go in a horror game
DaMullet14: Definitely put on the haunted mask
Grescheks: lotta chains and spikes, that's how you know it's the fuck shack
Penthesilea180: @wyleecoyote556 Diesel perhaps
MadAran87: This is..... where bad things happen.
pyrock_mania: that's definitely a fuckin' shack.
MilkInBag: wrist exercice
CadmusNix42: I love how innovative "Tech Demo" games on new consoles turn out to be some of the best ones
ChuckSplatt: This death trap looks like a goo dplace to stop
bananderson_: it's a fucked shack
WyleeCoyote556: @Penthesilea180 well it is Alberta
monkeyrama: Revenge 👀
SomebodyNowhere: Sweet Revenge
BusTed: sweet sweet revenge
blackwlf: And then the mask NEVER CAME OFF.
ItsMeRST: Wow... absolute minimum romance incoming
Nigouki: you keep twisting that mask and he'll get an RSI with next update
MilkInBag: HAHA
ItsMeRST: Hypothermia
monkeyrama: So mean LUL
silvalunae: ; ;
ushiikun: and not in a good way!
JinGitaxias_: BLURELUEUEUE
InquisitorGaia: HAHAHAHAHAHa
CamelAttack: That's a great way to kill someone.
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QuietJay: Jess will remember this.
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Despoiler98: Hypothermia in a snow storm good job
Penthesilea180: @wyleecoyote556 Oh, that explains a lot
MilkInBag: hypothermia MingLee
Sanityis0verrated: deserved it
BusTed: Funny ++ , Romantic --
Grescheks: ah, good, let's give our girlfriend hypothermia!
Argumentable: Tell her you win
SomebodyNowhere: dat acting
MrQBear: She came at him wiht like, a DEER SKULL?
FarronTheRed: Looks like someone can give but can't take
CamelAttack: She gonna die
monkeyrama: wow
silenceaux: Which is nothing because Mike is useless
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: twist, she dies of hypothermia
pyrock_mania: Is Jess from Arstotzka
wildpeaks: our character is gonna be so single by the end of this
DaMullet14: She's gonna die from his terrible cooking
silvalunae: actually yeah, what are they going to eat?
Despoiler98: This is some literally porn level shitty dialogue
BusTed: Adam is a fickle creature.
ChiefEngineerMichael: "I will do everything in my power to warm you up." TRANSLATION: "WE GONNA BONE! WE GON BONE DOWN!"
SomebodyNowhere: some day I want to do an everybody dies run of this game
BusTed: seabatSEAL
Grescheks: wildpeaks I mean, if you're dead, you are pretty single, yeah :P
wildpeaks: :D
MilkInBag: @silvalunae each other OpieOP
monkeyrama: He's a very fickle god, life and death are based merely on his whims
erloas: yeah, depending how cold it actually is that could be fatal pretty quickly
ItsMeRST: lol
tergonis: pray to avoid the Savidan's gaze
Diabore: he said let her live, if she dies later its her fault
monkeyrama: LUL
NightValien28: deer revenge
ritchards: Deer oh Deer
SlyTQ: have these two played this before?
DaMullet14: Grescheks looks like SOMEBODY hasn't seen Corpse Bride
ushiikun: Dear Boshi, please keep me safe as I traverse this mountain
blackwlf: So about the same as worshipping Joe Pesci?
TheKingWiggins: This is literally my favorite thing knowing what is going to happen
silvalunae: @MilkInBag fair point based on the game x'D
MilkInBag: the illusion of CHOICE
MaverickArtist: total gamer immersion
seth_erickson: Ben's played Adam has not @SlyTQ
bananderson_: Ben has played before but a long time ago
Rhynerd: Not enough sex puns this session, Savidan’s favor has been lost.
Grescheks: DaMullet14 I actually haven't seen Corpse Bride, it's true :P
1losttheGame: seabatTROG seabatTROG
Penthesilea180: Jumpscare o'clock
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SlyTQ: ah okok ty
Diabore: @SlyTQ ben has, admittedly doesnt remember a lot though
FireFlower18: "narrative"
ThordanSsoa: I wouldn't want to know me either
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: it us?
MadAran87: Poor deer friend T_T
InquisitorGaia: its life
MilkInBag: bodied
Stripe_dog: No shit
ushiikun: fresh meat for dinner
bananderson_: gonna have to climb into that bad boy to stay warm
SlyTQ: Adam i appreciate you so much
Nigouki: nah, it's fine
ItsMeRST: Do a deer murder
Despoiler98: katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope katesNope
monkeyrama: Oh my
WyleeCoyote556: who died and made Rami Malek a veterinarian?
Rhynerd: Get deer a medic.
Nigouki: it'll be fine
Penthesilea180: No! Our deer friend!
Going_Medium: Oh deer! Pulls at the hart.
ItsMeRST: DEER MURDER!
Juliamon: Put it out of its misery and have some venison for dinner
Earthenone: the peoples elbow
StarFreak359: I thought... They smelled bad... On the outside...
MaverickArtist: Jump Scare!
MilkInBag: WHAT
electric_claire: WHAT
n3ther: WTF
Wodar9: WTF
NightValien28: what
Nigouki: holy shit what
SomebodyNowhere: not like that
wildpeaks: swole af
NimrodXIV: WHOA
ChiefEngineerMichael: THAT CAME RIGHT OFF
Juliamon: UHHHHH
monkeyrama: woooooooow
Diabore: WHAT
blackwlf: Someone let me know when they're done, had to pause the stream.
Argumentable: Adam's killing everyone
Stripe_dog: IT SURE DID
BecauseGnomes: MY DUDE
JinGitaxias_: JESUS CHRIST
bananderson_: holy shiiiiiiiit
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: WHAT THE FUCK
MilkInBag: ???????
ChiefEngineerMichael: AND THEN IT LEFT
pyrock_mania: WHAT THE FUCK MIKE?
n3ther: hahahahaha omg
BusTed: pennyWhat
FlannelShirtEnthusist: WHAT! THE! FUCK?
MaverickArtist: Danger Zone
JinGitaxias_: SATAN
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
monkeyrama: LUL Adam's face
WyleeCoyote556: :D
Rhynerd: Holy shit mike
SomebodyNowhere: lookout QTEs
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
ItsMeRST: Mike gained super strength at the right moment
Znazl: QTES lrrSPOOP
ThordanSsoa: Pretty sure they're not supposed to do that
MaverickArtist: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
BusTed: Hands off!
Wodar9: Remember to do nothing!!
bowsin_durrows: He pulled the head/antlers off then it got back up?
Despoiler98: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
MaverickArtist: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
BecauseGnomes: That grin!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ADAM
MaverickArtist: Run Adam Run!
GreatGoogley: of course
MilkInBag: HAHA
Earthenone: gamers need keys
SomebodyNowhere: monster
Grescheks: welp
monkeyrama: What a jerk LUL
SlyTQ: I've played this before and know what animals die but I so appreciate my friend right now
MaverickArtist: Logical choice
TheKingWiggins: Literally the most Adam thing
BusTed: Illusion of choice.
Grescheks: I wonder what our romance score is now Kappa
MilkInBag: pissed sex is the best OpieOP
SomebodyNowhere: now they'll have angry sex
ushiikun: Yeah, cause bears eat deer.
JinGitaxias_: yeah a bear
seth_erickson: Do you think if you saved Jess you would've seen them both die
ItsMeRST: Frozen pants now
MaverickArtist: Adam, proving survival takes priority over lust
pyrock_mania: *Thing comes barging in*
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: deer murder. perfect foreplay for the sex shack.
blackwlf: They sure know how to break windows.
furian12: is too cold for piss sex
InquisitorGaia: they know how to open windows
bananderson_: Stupid bears. Get thumbs, losers
Erudite_Cynic: stand next to the window!
BusTed: Clever girl.
JinGitaxias_: bears are fuckin scary
1losttheGame: LUL
Diabore: bears can definitely open doors
CompletelyUnsure: bears can super open doors. Opened my cabin door once
MaverickArtist: Raptors? like TappyToeClaws?
MilkInBag: you just tore off a head from a deer
Despoiler98: doors can totally open doors, dumpsters, coolers, lots of stuff
FlannelShirtEnthusist: but.. this is a game
Penthesilea180: Bears go through windows
pyrock_mania: He didn't make a circle around the tent
Stripe_dog: No, it'll just bust through the damn window.
FireFlower18: meta
corqren: besides it just breaks the window
AdamYMHMI: "Candygram"
Tangsm: Bears are not stopped by cabin doors.
Wodar9: The bear knocks
SomebodyNowhere: you can tell its real life by the way everybody looks all uncanny valley
Argumentable: I'm not on the internet?
seth_erickson: I heard you was talking Crap
Phosphatide: if they can’t open doors they can sure open windows
BecauseGnomes: Forest mom said it's my turn in the cabin
Despoiler98: LANDSHARK
MilkInBag: they seem Very Fine with a deer losing its head
Wodar9: DANG
n3ther: SMooooooth Kappa
MilkInBag: setting for whaaaaaat
silenceaux: Yes. Yes you do. Body heat will not prevent hypothermia
BecauseGnomes: It's a lot easier to bone down when it
Despoiler98: holy.....god....damn.....shit
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: how do you still want to hook up after that.
MadAran87: I don't know that I would call her a lady.
MaverickArtist: @despoiler98 candy gram
Diabore: i mean, shes not saying no
bananderson_: Jesus Mike you can't bone your way out of every problem
BecauseGnomes: it's a little warm
TheKingWiggins: A Lady has no name
ritchards: first, you aint no lady
blackwlf: I know ladies, and babe, you ain't no lady.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: #teenagehormones
Despoiler98: are You KIDDING LADY?!
DaMullet14: Mike seems pretty dense, to be fair
Dashiell: a lady moved on really fast after being chased by a monster
WyleeCoyote556: jeez dude just make a fire
monkeyrama: M'lady DansGame
pyrock_mania: "Romance has been decreased"
JinGitaxias_: m'lady :)
ChiefEngineerMichael: @MilkInBag I think that between that and the dear carcass then just fucking vanishing... They're allowed to be alright with the deer losing its head
MilkInBag: jess is no lady, just a human bulldozer
Phosphatide: is the bear gonna watch Kappa
SomebodyNowhere: she should be way more cold considering he fell in that creek and fell on the ground and such
ItsMeRST: Yeah, he's gonna need to make the fire
Grescheks: m'laise
monkeyrama: status update indeed
MilkInBag: @ChiefEngineerMichael yes, among other things LUL
BecauseGnomes: I did the hat tip at the same time as Ben lol
FireFlower18: are we supposed to be rooting for these people?
MaverickArtist: this girl has a massive priority disorder
ushiikun: Very Heavy Rain controls
monkeyrama: How are those gamer bars doing
MadAran87: I have that stove.
bananderson_: gameplay
JinGitaxias_: yeah that bright ass lantern perfect
blackwlf: Stroke that wood.
NimrodXIV: lewd
DaMullet14: Did David Cage direct this game?
MilkInBag: look at the forearm
SomebodyNowhere: dat gameplay
BusTed: Just a warmup.
n3ther: this is the video game experience I've alwasy been missing
Grescheks: welp
Despoiler98: We have to get them to heavy petting level so then Adam can MURDER one of them :D
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: BEN NO
monkeyrama: loooooooool
OleanderWhispers: What are those fingers _doing_
Diabore: whats wrong with his fingers?
blackwlf: guyjudgeWood guyjudgeWood guyjudgeWood guyjudgeWood guyjudgeWood
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Stripe_dog: G R I P
MaverickArtist: push it. push it real good
furian12: grip your wood repeatedly
MilkInBag: what a BIG LOG
Phosphatide: Kreygasm
furian12: precision fingertips
erloas: like the fake golf practice swing
ushiikun: The fire won't change the fact that he's with an ice sculpture
bananderson_: He's grilling it so hard
princechris: Would love if that wolverine jumped out again lol
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Vince McMahon voice: "It's so BIG"
Despoiler98: you cant light a FIRE THAT WAY *rages in Boyscout*
MilkInBag: if she goes outside
MaverickArtist: The couch is a mimic! Run!
blackwlf: Lost her phone.
theneatestburrito: In the stream!
the_lone_bard: Jess is a master of the pronoun game it seems.
MilkInBag: lock her outside
SomebodyNowhere: kids and their phones
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: sounds like a problem for the morning
monkeyrama: Jesus Girl
Despoiler98: Phone is more important than getting murdered by a monster
Diabore: the thing outside will kill you faster
MilkInBag: it's my fourth one BabyRage
Nigouki: well that sealed her fate
chenhsi2: rich teenagers
blackwlf: Each and every one LOADED with lewds.
FlannelShirtEnthusist: if you go outside for your phone you deserve what ye get
BusTed: I blame the parents.
ushiikun: You are gonna have to find that yourself, I ain't goin out there.
monkeyrama: Stop losing them phones
Dashiell: she just keeps getting chased by bears!!
Rhynerd: You must return to the bear realm.
MilkInBag: a SIGNAL FLARE LUL
MaverickArtist: her parents deserve to murder her for 4 phones
El_Funko: A pistol with one shot, and a cutlass
Grescheks: not even flip, just the old nokia phone.
Tangsm: Here's two cans and string.
Stripe_dog: Jess is REALLY GOOD at not conveying information for multiple sentences.
bowsin_durrows: Your parents will kill you if you lose it. The monster outside will kill you if you go find it.
ItsMeRST: Yeah, I mean, let's be real you're gonna need a new phone
ThordanSsoa: Once is a mistake. Twice is careless. Three or more is on purpose
bananderson_: by boning
AdamYMHMI: Maybe the bear has an extra one. You should go ask.
silenceaux: Continually signing cheques he can't cash
MilkInBag: NO
SlyTQ: BAHAHHA
ItsMeRST: WOW
SomebodyNowhere: WAT?
pyrock_mania: if you lose the signal flare, you have to use the beacons of Minas Tirith
monkeyrama: Love it LUL
BusTed: seabatYIKES
Marcelavigne14: lrrWOW
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: oh. my. god.
YawnLance: NO THANKS
Stripe_dog: DEAD
Grescheks: lrrWOW
Tisme_: hahahaha
whisperstocats: No
SlyTQ: I SAW IT COMING AND WAS WAITING FOR ADAMS FACE
FireFlower18: eat them.
WyleeCoyote556: :\
Despoiler98: holy shit
NightValien28: jesus fucking christ
MilkInBag: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
blackwlf: Sorry, no, done. Goodbye inyrtnry.
ghostvalv: wow
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: MIKE
bananderson_: utterly charming
FlannelShirtEnthusist: lrrWOW
WyleeCoyote556: feed him to the bear
MaverickArtist: lrrWOW
MilkInBag: is this Tinder?
ItsMeRST: Has Ben played this?
monkeyrama: Perfect
Despoiler98: katesWa katesOw
blackwlf: HEY! You do NOT drag Rufio!
BusTed: ru-fi
tergonis: the only death that we care about here
furian12: rufiOOOOOOOOOOOO
Despoiler98: STFU
BecauseGnomes: RU FI OHHHHH
MaverickArtist: You tell her Adam
MilkInBag: BANGARANG then hit her in the face with a log
Stripe_dog: Pride500 Adam here's $5 to kill that teenager.
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LilOleTinyMe: Why nope when you can yep
Stripe_dog: Fires do not start that easily.
Despoiler98: THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS
jessieimproved: Ru Fi OH YEAH NOW KISS
furian12: oh there you are adam!
blackwlf: You do big boy.
MaverickArtist: m'lady
ninja_theory_ashrams: m'lady?
Nigouki: ok that's not actually a fire place, that's a stove
MadAran87: Give this man a not-fedora.
ushiikun: alcohol, the social lubricant
Despoiler98: wow she needs to be drunk first.....wow
MilkInBag: she seems like she wants to be alone, mike, get a clue
saweeks: Use enough gas it'll start like that
FireFlower18: omg did she compliment him?
Diabore: adam
ChiefEngineerMichael: BE NICE
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: the decapitated deer didn't do it for you?
BecauseGnomes: Adam
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP cohhFlower
blackwlf: Why is "Let's just bone" the option?
MAPBoardgames: She says "I'm only going to get with you if I'm drunk"
MaverickArtist: seduce
Diabore: ADAM
jessieimproved: Seduce = Let's just make out
ushiikun: what's the opposite of Adam?
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun WE BELIEVE IN YOU ADAM!
MaverickArtist: get her romeo
Despoiler98: MURDER CHOICE
theneatestburrito: g e n u i n e e m o t i o n
Marcelavigne14: my man
silvalunae: we know it's not you playing you, it's you playing the game
monakai: Hey chat, just got here, how many teens have died this session?
tacocpu: Adam can seduce me any day ;)
ThordanSsoa: Maximum judgement
monkeyrama: Slight judgement SeriousSloth
Going_Medium: ?????
pyrock_mania: SO romantic
Stripe_dog: Sex: Like jumping into a swimming pool.
MilkInBag: of course
ChiefEngineerMichael: DENIED
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: YES. YOU ARE BEING JUDGED.
Grescheks: Note: The choices Adam makes in-game do not reflect his personality IRL
furian12: sploosh
JinGitaxias_: LUL
WyleeCoyote556: if theyre bad people then its funny when they die
MaverickArtist: Adam, Man Among Men, Lathario of Hearts
FireFlower18: I'm judging the crap out of these characters
jessieimproved: I don't remember having these kinds of discussions. Did I teenager wrong?
YawnLance: Yes, Mike, sex should absolutely be like jumping into a swimming pool lrrSPOOP
Oscelot: He’s so irritating that he got the fire to rage with no tending
MilkInBag: this is a great tutorial on the worst date possible
BecauseGnomes: lrrSPOOP
DaMullet14: jessieimproved me neither, and I always suspected
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
FlannelShirtEnthusist: I often find that I represent the worst impulses of video game characters
Despoiler98: please kill one of these 2 soon
MadAran87: Euuugh.
monkeyrama: Judging the crap out of Mike
Despoiler98: please
Phosphatide: don’t want the bear to be watching Kappa
MaverickArtist: Predator!
ThordanSsoa: What is Mike's problem with performing simple requests?
aWabbajack: cohhGV lrrAWESOME
Despoiler98: damnit a gun
Earthenone: we found the exit
Rhynerd: Don’t let the bear watch.
MilkInBag: "go close the shutters" GUN
MaverickArtist: Get to da Choppa
SomebodyNowhere: oh no
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pyrock_mania: I GAVE you a fire already
Diabore: ADAM
1losttheGame: GUN SAFETY CMON
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: whattttttt
bananderson_: this whole binary choice of be a dick or be reasonable is not exactly a deep roleplaying well
BusTed: nooooo
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electric_claire: THAT IS NOT PROPER GUN SAFETY
NightValien28: omg
InquisitorGaia: ha
JinGitaxias_: LUL
bowsin_durrows: @Despoiler98 Don't kill one of these two, kill both of these two.
MilkInBag: LUL
MaverickArtist: shoot to kill
furian12: gun safty mike!!!
MilkInBag: great date mike
FireFlower18: Ok NOW I'm judging you
blackwlf: LOL
PhorrestGaze: Alex is going to come for you
BusTed: idiot.
MaverickArtist: open fire
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: damnass
monkeyrama: Wow Mike, just straight up pointing it at her
InquisitorGaia: she smrt
monakai: wooowww
n3ther: he is such a moron
Juliamon: FUCKING
NightValien28: OMFG
silvalunae: even if it isn't loaded, that is not okay ; ;
seth_erickson: You've broken all the rules you idiot
WyleeCoyote556: too dumb to livwe
pyrock_mania: jesus man, trigger and barrel discipline
SomebodyNowhere: and then he looks down the barrell
MrQBear: "oh, that's a good point"
Stripe_dog: MIKE YOU IDIOT
ushiikun: OMG, what an idiot
blackwlf: Darwin award waiting to happen.
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP cohhBeer lrrSPOOP cohhFlower lrrHAM
Despoiler98: @bowsin_durrows I wish but a proper horror movie only one gets killed now
random_shoes: mike needs to die
Argumentable: nice mike
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
bananderson_: There you go Mike. At least he learned
FlannelShirtEnthusist: fuckthisguy
Grescheks: On behalf of Michaels everywhere, I apologize
YawnLance: WHY ARE ALL OF THESE TEENS SO GARBAGE?!
JinGitaxias_: alex would be SCREAMING
TheKingWiggins: I have never played this way, this is amazing
electric_claire: To be fair to mike, Adam made him do it
ChiefEngineerMichael: "It's not loaded!" *BANG! Shoots out window.*
aWabbajack: you will shoot her eye out
silenceaux: There is not enough booze in the _world_
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Tangsm: Mensa Mike.
DaMullet14: blackwlf it's only a Darwin award if he kills himself, if he kills someone else it's murder
Stripe_dog: Romance: 0
Oscelot: Somewhere Alex is screaming and doesn’t know why
ghostvalv: how does this guy not drown in the shower
silvalunae subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months, currently on a 15 month streak!
silvalunae: So. . . we're killing everyone, right?
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Despoiler98: FORESHADOWING
FlannelShirtEnthusist: This is one of those movies where you relate to the killer?
FireFlower18: he can't read
Decaped: Jess and Mike just want to fuck and Adam has to fuck it up.
MilkInBag: "maybe we can make out" proceeds to threaten her with a gun and then read a book
princechris: Get on with the show lol
aWabbajack: Mike's romance skills still better than mine
ushiikun: Read louder!
Rhynerd: On this episode of home safety man, Micheal shoots himself in the face by accident
Despoiler98: STFU
furian12: voice acting adam!
blackwlf: @DaMullet14 I was referring to looking down the barrel. Though, honestly, her actually being with him might be a Darwin award in itself.
CompletelyUnsure: "Turn down from Smoochin' better check out the Gun," - the Incel Motto
MaverickArtist: A true gentleman lol
blackwlf: Adam, why are you yelling?
Pteraspidomorphi: He's yelling over Jess
monkeyrama: That shut Jess up LUL
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timiam: Read to me, spooky boys, read to me.
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theneatestburrito: The Great Spirit sees all! Blinds or no blinds!
MilkInBag: greatest tinder date
FlannelShirtEnthusist: dobbed?
MaverickArtist: Are you getting the point yet Jess?
bananderson_: what spirits are these kids supposed to be angering? They murdered some other kids, not nature or whatever
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pyrock_mania: so we've seen the skull drawing in the mine, yes?
monkeyrama: So what have we learned from this book, Adam?
Stripe_dog: North America AND Canada?
monkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
blackwlf: All of the spirits. They're offending all of the spirits.
MilkInBag: a 2 page book, neat
YawnLance: @theneatestburrito The Great Spirit likes to watch lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
anetfullofjello: Wait. North America and Canada? Isn't Canada in North America?
JinGitaxias_: kill all the animals , got it
Rhynerd: @bananderson_ a couple animals were killed earlier
DaMullet14: bananderson_ the spirits are all just yelling "for the love of me, just fuck and get out of here so I can get back to sleep"
Pazzix: you guys are great
MaverickArtist: The Great Spirit lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSPOOP
blackwlf: Spirits have gotten sick of pretty white teens boning in the forest.
furian12: Canada is North North America
WyleeCoyote556: For your horror movie needs, use only the finest Dumb Teens™ imported from Canada
monkeyrama: His fingers DansGame
ushiikun: Poor Mike, this night in the cabin is not going to be what he planned.
monakai: I crush you. I crush you.
SomebodyNowhere: those fingers
Stripe_dog: G R I P
MaverickArtist: flick the switch
FireFlower18: zap!
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: OH GDI
random_shoes: his fingers are so scary
MaverickArtist: Shocking
BusTed: roasted
JinGitaxias_: D:
jujujanie: Best couple ever
Stripe_dog: That's how you start a fire fast
DaMullet14: Wait, is this Canadia
Pazzix: youre great in like an awful way
MaverickArtist: I see dead person
aWabbajack: feliciaToronto feliciaToronto feliciaToronto feliciaToronto
bowsin_durrows: Hannerbeth.
nickreese923: had a quick question having a pre pre-release for core set 2020
knomis85: I've been watching on YouTube for years, but this is my first love stream <3 <3 <3
CompletelyUnsure: butterfly tattoo - qSYMOBLISM
monkeyrama: Oh my gooood
Grescheks: DaMullet14 yup, in Alberta
Koshindan: How many bronze do you have Adam?
ZelaFlow: Hannah has the Butterfly tattoo
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: BEN
ghostvalv: woah
MilkInBag: @knomis85 welcome
Earthenone: !ppr
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Juliamon: !ppr
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TalesFromTheManaCrypt: savage
MaverickArtist: lrrWOW
pyrock_mania: Ben...oof...
BusTed: I think that's a map of Middle Earth.
Grevas13: ben clearly spends too much time with adam
Oscelot: Ow
DaMullet14: If this is supposed to be set in Canada how come all the characters are assholes
bananderson_: How'd she get that tattoo, she's ~16
knomis85: @milkinbag thank you!
ushiikun: That's the ticket
CadmusNix42: wow Ben, just rip 'em to shreds why don't ya
Despoiler98: TOS
FlannelShirtEnthusist: lrrEFF this guy
Erudite_Cynic: Getting awfully hot in these Rhinos
Despoiler98: TOS TOS TOS
Rhynerd: @damullet14 Slasher movie logic overpowers nation stereotypes.
MaverickArtist: oh man, the sex book.
Phosphatide: LUL
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the_cardiac_people: I missed the beginning, I'll catch you in the vod
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silvalunae: !adult
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SomebodyNowhere: or mistress
blackwlf: Who keeps an illustrated Kama Sutra just sitting around in their rustic cabin?
monkeyrama: sure is a sex shack
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: katesLewd katesLewd katesLewd
Stripe_dog: WHY is this HERE?
ZeniteZero: LRRBot is hella accurate today LUL
Gulleko: shandShy
bananderson_: Elephant Rising
Znazl: kyleisGasm
Pazzix: go back to the one about the people we killed for land
FireFlower18: valenhLewd
Wodar9: "Advanced position"
furian12: TIL
silvalunae: LRRBot is gaining sentience
MaverickArtist: Why does that book have the Atari Code in it?
DaMullet14: 'the Hermit Plays His Lyre' is just masturbating, right
pyrock_mania: isn't "The Hermit Plays His Lyre" just jackin' it?
Znazl: TOS
BecauseGnomes: Gameplay!
monakai: Edifying.
Koshindan: Is this going to be on the test?
AbyssalSnowstorm: Take notes, chat
MaverickArtist: The secs
SomebodyNowhere: where's the cliffs notes for the book
jpss92400: gameplay lol wtf
Tangsm: So you found the instruction book for Twister.
KV1NN4: These seem needlessly complicated
ZeniteZero: Who said games can't provide culture?
gawag_: did the character just make a meta joke lol
WyleeCoyote556: TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE
Inquisitor_Xian: smooooooth
blackwlf: Wow. What a twat.
Stripe_dog: Mike's a dumbass
pyrock_mania: this man is absolutely useless
monkeyrama: Talks like Adam LUL
ZeniteZero: Mike is a scaredy cat
Despoiler98: what....a.....coward
bananderson_: Ghost
MilkInBag: how can this guy still be alive
ghostvalv: never used a shower ever.
FlannelShirtEnthusist: "Holy shit! I'm so dumb"
Grevas13: i kind of love mike as a character, even if he's a shitty person
MaverickArtist: So, can we write off these kids from the gene pool?
Oscelot: Ok that was an adorable shower curtain
ZelaFlow: You really hate Jessica don't you?
blackwlf: @MilkInBag I ask that about 90% of retail customers.
Despoiler98: aaaaand DED
Despoiler98: come on
MilkInBag: thigh grab practice
Despoiler98: come one DED
Stripe_dog: G R I P
Tangsm: Does this cabin not have an indoor bathroom?
Grevas13: he just comes across as a genuinely dumb teen
Nigouki: FOR FUCK'S SAKE MIKE
pyrock_mania: GRASP IT FIRMLY
silvalunae: can we make this a crapshoot?
Pazzix: this is the part where the game is broke because you messed up the sequences
monkeyrama: GDI
Despoiler98: DED COME ON
MaverickArtist: He's dead. D.E.D. Dead.
DaMullet14: This Fahrenheit control scheme is REAL dodgy
Despoiler98: OMG
MadAran87: Those sure are effective shutters. Also... why are they on the inside? >_>
Rhynerd: Firmly grasp it, mike.
Koshindan: "Michael, I think you have a problem..."
blackwlf: That's what he said.
Rhynerd: I wish I could clip that.
Going_Medium: See as mike battles crippling OCD.
Oscelot: That is not how you shutter!
MilkInBag: s e x y b a b e
MaverickArtist: same here
Stripe_dog: Sure Jan
Dashiell: I love talking, like a person!
MaverickArtist: no joke
ZeniteZero: Well, no shit!
bananderson_: the big reveal
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: i would love to hear Kathleen's rage were these kids to be featured on Now Kiss
tergonis: kill him now
pyrock_mania: "Reassuring" = "You're Super Hot"
OleanderWhispers: y i k e s
Grescheks: seabatYIKES
MilkInBag: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
SomebodyNowhere: your mike is wonderfully horrible
pyrock_mania: sounds about Mike
MaverickArtist: A chauvinism
WyleeCoyote556: hit him with an axe?
Sanityis0verrated: He is the first one to die
BecauseGnomes: seabatYIKES
MousseFilledCat: Wow, show - don't tell
seth_erickson: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
tacocpu: Mike is a fuckhead
Oscelot: lrrJUDGE
monkeyrama: Is he NotLikeThis
Diabeto3241 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
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FireFlower18: kill em both
monakai: Ooh, Imma take Yikes Hard Lemonade.
monkeyrama: Jesus
Despoiler98: I hope they both get impaled or something
n3ther: dig that hole deeper
frozenphoenix7: Just kill everyone.
monkeyrama: Mike
ZeniteZero: Dig yourself out now, Mike
monkeyrama: wtf
StarFreak359: You better guarantee it Adam.
OriginalGarwulf: "You can't just have people say what they feel - that makes me angry!"
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: inb4 he survives
pyrock_mania: Foot -> Mouth
MrQBear: Man, does the good ending involve getting rid of these two?
Inquisitor_Xian: jeeeeeeezzzz
Voldiren: As a Mike myself, I'm sorry about Mike.
ZeniteZero: DING DING DING
Inquisitor_Xian: oof
seth_erickson: Mike similar to Yike
MaverickArtist: Adam Savidan guarentee: Mike is a dead man.
bananderson_: circle gets the square on that one, Jess
Despoiler98: WOW
MilkInBag: :O
furian12: what im saying is as a character you have no depth
pyrock_mania: ooooooooooooooo
SomebodyNowhere: well
Penthesilea180: Like, not a real person?
bananderson_: wait what
Grescheks: slytqWTF
pyrock_mania: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
monkeyrama: damn
Diabore: HOW IS THIS WORKING
Pazzix: ahahahaha
MilkInBag: so she IS easy
Despoiler98: slytqBORK TEENAGERS
jujujanie: Hahaha
FireFlower18: grab the shower curtain!
BecauseGnomes: Curb your enthusiasm theme
Oscelot: Waaaaaaow
ZeniteZero: Well, that did NOT work out as I expected
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: really?!?! he negs you and you are still willing to give him a shot?! screw that.
Wodar9: that felt real illusion of choice
pyrock_mania: Mama has needs, apparently
MousseFilledCat: What the fuck
Tangsm: Attempt to pick up a blanket for the next hour.
bananderson_: Yeah I think they're railroaded into bone zone
MaverickArtist: The toaster?
tacocpu: He just insulted her to her face and she just says "Find a blanket and we'll fuck"
monakai: Quick reread the Kama Sutra.
MaverickArtist: The Fire poker?
BusTed: Another badger pops out.
ZeniteZero: "And it ain't just the blankets that are coming up"
MaverickArtist: The asbestos?
Musicsquid subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
Musicsquid: Hey spooky boys, I hope your days are going well.
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MilkInBag: DansGame
monkeyrama: Suddenly accents
monkeyrama: K
Despoiler98: why is it french?
DaMullet14: Wait, I thought this was Alberta, not Quebec
Stripe_dog: Wahrum
MaverickArtist: get 'em Predator
ushiikun: What?
MilkInBag: why is he wiggling
ushiikun: get the gun!
WyleeCoyote556: this is Canada, they have to be killed in two languages
Sanityis0verrated: it also got tired of watching this shit
ZeniteZero: Mike is a freaking GENIUS
Oscelot: No. No it can not.
FireFlower18: beat them with the couch!
MaverickArtist: Jess, go check it out
Despoiler98: OMG get the gun and then DIE ALREADY
Rhynerd: Bear time lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
blackwlf: Get ye gun.
Diabore: yes ben, but the doors over there
Koshindan: Secure the perimter.
LilOleTinyMe: It's a possum!
ThordanSsoa: Like, that's a totally fair response in the circumstnaces
Penthesilea180: How did his 2 shirts come off?
MilkInBag: it's the blanket ghost
LilOleTinyMe: A big un
Grescheks: yeah, it came from the bedroom, which is why Michael is not going there :P
monkeyrama: It's the door opening bear :o
MaverickArtist: Mike, assume the fetal position
Koshindan: Secure the perimeter*
blackwlf: Get Chekov's rifle, dangit.
Ferisar: mike confirmed not a gamer
BusTed: Welp, I'm stumped.
Ferisar: looks up
WyleeCoyote556: @blackwlf you can't get ye gun.
Rhynerd: Mikey get your gun
SomebodyNowhere: lrrSPOOP
monakai: Always check for Spider-Man.
Pazzix: go left
bananderson_: there's no way in hell we can get ya gun
I_Am_Clockwork: get gunnit?
Grescheks: oh hey, found her phone!
MaverickArtist: how does the monster know how to work a phone?
Diabore: uh oh
Stripe_dog: FREE PHONE
pyrock_mania: that's a handy feature
Wodar9: Nice monster!
Phosphatide: i gotta admit the voice acting is on point, even if the lines aren’t doing great for the characters LUL
Wodar9: Giving back the phone
Tangsm: The bear hates that song.
coolbond: Dear DR Ben depending on how well you did you could get her all the way down to her knickers which would be extra hilarous later on
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: nope. thats when you nope on out.
monkeyrama: Best worst line incoming
MaverickArtist: Phone number 5
blackwlf: It missed you, so it came back.
erloas: the bear just dropped it off
pyrock_mania: he is just fucking oblivious
ZeniteZero: Boomerang phone, new technology!
bowsin_durrows: Your phone is hunting you.
HorusFive: Pacing!
Penthesilea180: So non-chalant
MilkInBag: business DansGame
ushiikun: She gonna die
Earthenone: to defeat the huns?
MilkInBag: RIP
SomebodyNowhere: that was business
Pazzix: business
NightValien28: and dead
bananderson_: now the Huns will never be defeated
MaverickArtist: the phone is the monster, this is totally an allegory
Inquisitor_Xian: who honestly talks like this? are these humans?
FlannelShirtEnthusist: *Sings Flight of the Concords
Wodar9: Does she forget about the Deer!?
MilkInBag: that line is LUL
BecauseGnomes: I love how the Predator view is like super bass boosted
monkeyrama: LUL
MrQBear: What's horror movie protocol for boning?
monkeyrama: The best and worst
monakai: I mean, I admire her confidence.
Grescheks: Inquisitor_Xian of course not, these are teenagers :P
DaMullet14: Spoilers, she's not going to enjoy it
ZeniteZero: Really, HOW insecure you have to be to do that?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ded.
Pazzix: Well Then
corqren: don't jsut
ChiefEngineerMichael: This is a horror movie, right? Classical horror, right? She pretty much just announce- YEP
FireFlower18: she seems balanced...
monkeyrama: :o
MaverickArtist: sure, threaten them with a good time
Oscelot: Um. Kay
MilkInBag: LUL
FlannelShirtEnthusist: 0_0
blackwlf: @MrQBear That.
BusTed: kbye
JinGitaxias_: bye
silvalunae: well, goodbye
monkeyrama: That face though
NimrodXIV: byeeeeee
ZeniteZero: Yoink
Nicarrow: HI all
saweeks: byeeeeee
Juliamon: Byeee
corqren: yeeeep
MaverickArtist: lrrFINE
niccus: he lives!
monkeyrama: LUL
Zyme86: RIP
NightValien28: finally
Stripe_dog: Byeeeeeee
ChiefEngineerMichael: WELP
StarFreak359: Hunh.
Nigouki: well you wanta head grab
MadAran87: Woo. Surprised she made it that long.
Koshindan: Well, she got fucked.
Inquisitor_Xian: F I N A L L Y
seth_erickson: Byee
theneatestburrito: The End!
Ferisar: guess we're not fucking anymore
ChiefEngineerMichael: She ded
Despoiler98: HURRAY DED
StillAnEmoKid: Ok byeee
Grescheks: one down, 4 to go
Darth_Fishious: Welp she's not surviving
corqren: I was shouting that, DON'T STAND THERE
MrQBear: @blackwlf Oh, right! Usually goes first. ' <'
MaverickArtist: lrrSPOOP
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: 1 down
tacocpu: Didn't even get to fuck.....
BecauseGnomes: Benjamin
MilkInBag: Mike: Is sex cancelled?
Oscelot: Welp.
Pazzix: did u miss a quicktime?
the_lone_bard: Sex just flew right out the window Ben.
HorusFive: lrrSPOOP
monakai: Sooo, is that a no on the sex?
wildpeaks: Mike: "just you and me, blanket"
jpss92400: well rip
MaverickArtist: Sex is of the table
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: oh god, is she okay?!
erloas: I don't know if that would stop Mike
QuietJay: That plan went right out the window
ushiikun: Time to just Play the Lyre
BusTed: No body!
SomebodyNowhere: I think in my game she was more into it and was much less clothed for that
HorusFive: No BODY!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: legit
ZeniteZero: All the ladies in this game have far too much booty, I just realized.
MaverickArtist: so, sex is off the table and out the door
MilkInBag: when you'd rather get yoinked by a yeti than have sex with a jerk
LilOleTinyMe: Nah, regular sex is off the table. Now it's kinky sex!
ZeniteZero: Return the slaaaab
FireFlower18: yeah, that's a great in the middle of WINTER!
monkeyrama: Spooky ghosts
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Try standing closer to the sky.
bowsin_durrows: Ghosts of revealing.
Ferisar: it's incredible how much worse all of these people are when you choose all the shitty options
Ferisar: of course you want them all dead
WyleeCoyote556: lrrSPOOP
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: so there are real ghosts?
monkeyrama: GDI Chris
MilkInBag: self destruct button
MadAran87: @ZeniteZero Thank you so much,
SomebodyNowhere: thats what buttons are for
Rhynerd: Hey, a button!
Penthesilea180: Push it!
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP
ritchards: Call it Benjamin
blackwlf: Wasn't there a LRR video about this EXACT situation?
Officinalis: Chris is all of us.
monakai: I feel like there is a relevant LRR sketch for this.
SirBiffaloEsq: Press the button? Who wouldn't!
MilkInBag: the teeth
MilkInBag: THE TEETH
theneatestburrito: Put the candle back!
Diabore: what is this dialog?
ZeniteZero: @MadAran87 for what, if I may ask?
anetfullofjello: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
aWabbajack: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
pyrock_mania: Immediately thought of "The Switch"
MilkInBag: he looked like blowing wind in his mouth
the_lone_bard: I wonder if that was a bug and the models teeth just locked in the closed position or something.
Ferisar: welcome to prank cam
bananderson_: what is this, some kinda pervert hotel?
MadAran87: @ZeniteZero for Courage. -_-
wildpeaks: we're controlling the candlestick, the human is just our mode of transportation
monkeyrama: You can check it again
Rhynerd: Welcome to Feed Duuuuhwhat the hell just happened?
ZeniteZero: @MadAran87 OH, right LUL
monkeyrama: in the menu
Despoiler98: whhhoooooa what the fuck is that
MrQBear: Oh man, is this Cabin in the Woods?
bananderson_: this is cabin in the woods but unironically
the_lone_bard: This is A cabin in the woods.
Officinalis: ^
ZeniteZero: Suddenly, Chris believes there was a spirit
monkeyrama: K.
monkeyrama: Creepy af
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: yikes
SomebodyNowhere: well
ThordanSsoa: pattyYikes
NimrodXIV: ew
pyrock_mania: ew
ZeniteZero: O_O
seth_erickson: Yikes
bananderson_: oh. oh dear.
StarFreak359: Dark.
JonnyGlitch: Hey it's two of my favorite beardi bois!
n3ther: monkaS
BecauseGnomes: big yikes
Despoiler98: um.... IM SORRY? katesSir katesSir katesSir
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun On those stat screens, where's the stat for "Dipshit"?
tacocpu: Spoop
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote skin
LRRbot: Quote #757: "I just pulled off that ghost's skin..." —Heather [2015-09-29]
pyrock_mania: @NimrodXIV jinx :P
ZeniteZero: 16 years is a long time to hold a grudge
ghostvalv: yikes
Ratosai: Oh hell yeah, I love Until Dawn
blackwlf: !findquote Alex
LRRbot: Quote #4267: "Turn me into jerky Alex!" —Kathleen [2017-06-10]
DaMullet14: ChiefEngineerMichael that's one of those secret stats like luck, and it's always maxed out
JonnyGlitch: daka-daka-daka-daka-daka
CocoMoroo subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 24 months!
CocoMoroo: Omg 2 years! woo
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Grescheks: ChiefEngineerMichael you don't have to see that stat, because it's always maxed out for these characters
BusTed: More of a Ring fellow.
monkeyrama: You didn't like the grudge? Kappa
Ferisar: wait, grudge? weren't they 16 the year before?
JonnyGlitch: I'm too lazy to grudge, don't have the energy
Indiexxx: Yet
Ferisar: was the grudge against them being born? lol
DrWreckage: Is it meeeee?
NightValien28: I am a honey badger I will hold a grudge forever
Camail: one more time
tacocpu: !findquote insanity
Camail: maybe this time
Despoiler98: try again
Koshindan: One more?
Despoiler98: one more
Ratosai: Gotta loosen up the bolt
bowsin_durrows: Maybe it'll work if you try 10 more times?
ZeniteZero: *wiggle wiggle wiggle*
blackwlf: No, one more one more time.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: do you think the next one will open it?
Diabore: uhhhhhhhhh one more?
monkeyrama: Damn
Despoiler98: but what about one Moar
Camail: ok but one more
pyrock_mania: CCCCCOMBO
DaMullet14: This is RNG manipulation, right
SomebodyNowhere: its like that desk in resident evil where you gotta try it 50 times Kappa
monkeyrama: uuuuh.... One more?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ONE MORE TIME
Koshindan: Were you jiggling it the right way?
Camail: i bet it could work
Camail: you loosened it up
Penthesilea180: Jiggle it...just a little bit
Tangsm: Now Ashley tries it and it just opens.
ZeniteZero: I think you wiggled when you were supposed to waggle
JonnyGlitch: their faces are weird
Ferisar: some c r i m i n a l
Juliamon: This game has really weird lighting.
SomebodyNowhere: the motion capture gets so sketch sometimes
pyrock_mania: @ZeniteZero don't forget to Wongle
Despoiler98: YUP
Nigouki: goobye
ChiefEngineerMichael: we ded now?
gamercat88: yeah no not josh
Despoiler98: Immediately Ded
JonnyGlitch: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ZeniteZero: And now they all fall like dominoes
HorusFive: Did you hear that?
Diabore: are... are they fuckin?
BusTed: get bopped
Despoiler98: SUCKER PUNCH
MousseFilledCat: boop
monkeyrama: Sucker punched :o
JonnyGlitch: quit clowning around
bowsin_durrows: *faceplants and fucking dies*
Nigouki: ah yes, time for some skinning?
bananderson_: cool mask bro
Grescheks: found the murder man
GallowsCat: should've used the patented ropadope
Pazzix: who was dat
DaMullet14: oh hey it's a clown
ZeniteZero: Suddenly, Dead by Daylight
JonnyGlitch: is that a mask tho?
Officinalis: Pro tip: kick near the lock, but not the lock itself, don't use your shoulder.
monkeyrama: Yiiiikes
aWabbajack: Sweet Tooth Voorhees
Diabore: tim allen fell on hard times after home improvement'
LadyJewpiter: Get bodied
coolbond: welcome to psyco 1
itomeshi: Now do we get to play as him?
wildpeaks: more like the murderman found us
MadAran87: Oh, right - this is related to that creepy damn clown VR game.
HorusFive: Who are you controlling now Adam?
Pteraspidomorphi: I think that's just a friendly mentor, his face inspires trust
JonnyGlitch: murder *person*
Despoiler98: @SlyTQ so if this turns into goreporn I'm out? is that so?
erloas: he found you more like
monakai: So, we solved the mystery, I guess. It's this dude.
Going_Medium: Oh no, does mike live to tell the tale?
Ratosai: These therapist scenes are my favorite part of this entire game
Pazzix: i like it
tams92 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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blackwlf: Is that who I think it is?
monkeyrama: It's always fun to see how this office changes
Pazzix: hes da killer
JonnyGlitch: he's so wobbly
seenoham: I'm starting to think this isn't a real doctor
bananderson_: for sure this person's mom had to buy their juggalo mask because you have to be 18 to get into a concert there
Koshindan: This is the guy that's supposed to help our anxiety?
Tangsm: He's redecorating.
Grescheks: blackwlf if you think it's Peter Stormare, then yes
ChiefEngineerMichael: Can someone tell me who the actor for the psychiatrist is? His face feels familiar
realhillwolf: Give this man a toothpick
SomebodyNowhere: supposedly the questions answered in the therapy sessions alter the game slightly
ZeniteZero: - awkward silence -
BusTed: peter stormare
blackwlf: @Grescheks Sweeeet.
Despoiler98: thats...a ...big....needle
Diabore: are we josh atm?
gamercat88: thats a big pen
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: "like" is a strong assumption
Inquisitor_Xian: is it just me or is that a giant pen?
JonnyGlitch: why is he wiggling so much?!?!?!
ZeniteZero: That is a big-ass fucking pen
Stripe_dog: The Xbox Duke Controller of pens
realhillwolf: @Diabore we dont know who we are
Phosphatide: that is a huge honkin pen
TheJohnnyBoy533: who has adam killed so far
Despoiler98: No seriously ya'll I need to know if this turns into torture or gore porn kinda game cause I'm out if so
pyrock_mania: It's good to know how bit his pen is
monkeyrama: Messing with the algorithms
BusTed: Sowing the discord in and outside the game.
Pazzix: matt
bananderson_: I don't remember which one is Sam
Pteraspidomorphi: Hahaha
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Despoiler98 Iiiiit does
SomebodyNowhere: emily is awful
Camail: ahaha
Grescheks: lrrFRUMP
realhillwolf: @Despoiler98 its gonna be gore
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ADAM
ushiikun: Adam, making all the tilting picks
Pazzix: xD
Despoiler98: @ChiefEngineerMichael thank you, got problems with that, appreciate it
SomebodyNowhere: welcome to Vote for the Worst
itomeshi: Hail Hydra!
blackwlf: Adam just purposely picking all the horrible people.
bananderson_: Chris and Ashley are like the most tolerable of the gang
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: GDI ASHLEY IS PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL
tams92: RIP Hayden Panetierre
JonnyGlitch: impressive pompadour
Koshindan: Even the guy is disappointed, Adam.
StillAnEmoKid: Jessica sucks too though
monakai: Why are we wearing black gloves?
bowsin_durrows: The guy knows when you lie.
Phosphatide: gently caresses the mouths of the pictures
ZeniteZero: Suddenly, Sophie's Choice
monkeyrama: He's so creepy lrrSPOOP
Indiexxx: Just like real life
Grescheks: monakai don't you where black leather gloves to your psychiatry appointments?
blackwlf: @monakai We don't want to get the psychiatrist's blood on our hands.
aWabbajack: the psych
MaverickArtist: Mike
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Despoiler98 I can't say for this playthrough, as it's a game with a lot of variables and different scenes, but last time I saw this game get played, someone got cut in half with a buzzsaw
Sanityis0verrated: YEAH ADAM
DaMullet14: What is this VO
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: A fucking pencil
Koshindan: Big burly Mike.
pyrock_mania: that was a weird burp
Officinalis: Yo! Is that my boy Chernabog?
Despoiler98: @ChiefEngineerMichael thats all I need, thanks, noping out on this one appreciate the warning
monkeyrama: Next chapter 👀
ushiikun: why does the office keep getting weirder?
ZeniteZero: Murder them all moon2H
DaMullet14: Officinalis I think so
Sanityis0verrated: Killing everyone is best choice
bananderson_: "He's big, strong, handsome, 17 years old."
BusTed: Peter Stormare, DaMullet14
NightValien28: you got one already
BecauseGnomes: Alright, got my tacos chat. What'd I miss since we got the threat letter?
Ferisar: it -is- way easier to make them all killable by making them all act like shitheads
Tangsm: If you pick Mike he probably just goes, "Yeah, we all hate Mike."
DaMullet14: BusTed I more mean "what was going on with the cadence of that last sentence"
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: they do have a basement full of movie props
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Officinalis It's Peter Stormare!
BusTed: Ahh, heheh. That I cannot answer @DaMullet14
MaverickArtist: It is the Deer!
JinGitaxias_: it all comes back to the deer
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Officinalis So that is, indeed, ya boi Czhernobog
monkeyrama: Hey, he grabbed the gun!
DaMullet14: put your coat on, you loon
blackwlf: Maybe they're possessed by the monster!
BusTed: Bruce Willis style.
bananderson_: get ye gun that may or may not be loaded
ushiikun: wife beater and a gun, time to save the lady
Grescheks: we Jon McLean now
ZeniteZero: Tank-top Mike is on the case!
MadAran87: Frostbitten nipples, here we come.
WyleeCoyote556: he doesnt know if its loaded
tams92: He's basically bruce willis in die hard
aWabbajack: Logan from Xmen
I_Am_Clockwork: oh hey its teenager steve
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: body massage machine go!
JinGitaxias_: hypothermia time!
Sanityis0verrated: because love knows no frostbite
Juliamon: Not barefood though
Stripe_dog: He doesn't even know if that gun works
pyrock_mania: He's gone full McClane
monakai: What's Moxley doing in the AEW forest?!
Diabore: speaking of ambrose, i like him better in trunks
Juliamon: *barefoot
Koshindan: "Shortcut"
BusTed: Cannot betray your gamer sense.
princechris: Dont mess up
Grescheks: Jessicaaaaaaaaaaa
blackwlf: Hot take, the monster is the sisters
FireFlower18: running with a shotgun, what could go wrong?
Officinalis: What's Nathan Drake doing here?
monkeyrama: What level is mike's FOV?
ChiefEngineerMichael: dat butt
SomebodyNowhere: he's mostly annoyed his girl got away right when she was ready to go
bananderson_: surely we want them to die in cool ways, not weird anticlimactic ways
DaMullet14: The real monster was the friends we made along the way
pyrock_mania: fucking useless
WyleeCoyote556: useless >:(
monkeyrama: EZPZ
gamercat88: just like a cat
Mysticman89: kinda thought he was gonna zoom in on her booty, for some very poorly timed gawking
blackwlf: Running around the snowy forest in a wifebeater and jeans. Sounds like a great plan.
monkeyrama: QTE Master btw
pyrock_mania: Ooo I love Temple Run!
ZeniteZero: Such athletecism
Koshindan: If you're trying to kill them, why are you being so good?
erloas: have to miss some...
bowsin_durrows: Of course not, if it's not loaded you just use it as a beat stick.
Officinalis: This music so old timey silent film.
JoeKim: oh. speaking of new things
ushiikun: Who are these characters? Amazing feats of prowess, and the social skills of a Neanderthal.
Rhynerd: Wanna bet it’s not and he’s gonna make it click in front of some monster?
JoeKim: 1.14.3 has brought back zombie sieges
Pazzix: ur gonna make him live!!!!
monkeyrama: Risk it for the biscuit!
Stripe_dog: I always get Circle and Square confused
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
monkeyrama: Self pep talk PogChamp
aWabbajack: Nathan Drake Jr
tams92: man he's gotta be cold
blackwlf: I thought he was going to do a pushup there for a second.
StarFreak359: His specialist training has served him well.
frozenphoenix7: Dude is gonna be freezing when the adrenaline wears off.
HorusFive: Big Damn Hero Sir
electric_claire: Very resilient lantern
coolbond: congratulations a fate has been decided
Stripe_dog: That lantern is tough as shit
BecauseGnomes: His jeans look acid washed
Pazzix: "oh fuck you're gonna make me -live-"
Koshindan: Bleached jeans are not a good look.
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DaMullet14: Oh no, it's michael
ZeniteZero: "Fuck, I was so IN there!"
monkeyrama: Damn dude, you made it there so fast!
Argumentable: Run, jump, jump, jump, slow climb down
MadAran87: Oh.. I know what this is now. o.o
electric_claire: no rush or anything
MadWolf1290: we going for "kill everyone" or not?
blackwlf: Jessica, I'm coming! At a steady walking pace!
ushiikun: Do we have a vision about this?
monkeyrama: Don't skip any steps there, Mike
BusTed: Just gotta traipse down these stairs.
Ferisar: just gonna too doo too doo down these stairs
Dashiell: how does it drag her so fast as soon as she's off camera?
Koshindan: Take a shortcut so you can bide your time later.
AllTheoryNoPractice: I assume we're not talking spoilers?
Diabore: nice leisurely pace you got there
Ferisar: power walk to jessica
bananderson_: Jessica, if I exert myself running there I won't be any good in a fight
DaMullet14: Dashiell rubber band AI
BecauseGnomes: Mario? Maaaaaaarioooooooooo!
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Tangsm: Mike decides midway through that this whole chasing murderers thing is just so "complicated".
gamercat88: umm the game calls her jess maybe call her by her name mike
Pazzix: I actually hate the name jessica
blackwlf: No spoilers. Spoilers go in the chokey box.
Laserbeaks_Fury: SHAUN!
HorusFive: I was too slow!!!!
ushiikun: Why did he put down the gun?
blackwlf: Does she look okay you moron?
monkeyrama: :o
coolbond: madwolf1290 does not seem like it and im kinda happy about that cause killing everyone is easy
BusTed: slytqShrug
Diabore: now shes ded
Grescheks: I'm sure she's fine
Inquisitor_Xian: oopsie
Baldrash: Well NOW she's dead.
WyleeCoyote556: OMG HE IS SO DUMB
DaMullet14: She's probably fine
Dashiell: Oh, I hate when that happens
ZeniteZero: "Hi", "Bye"
Zu_o: now she's dead
JinGitaxias_: bye again
monakai: It's okay, we didn't see the body, she could still be alive.
monkeyrama: Quick scoped that
FireFlower18: shrug
SomebodyNowhere: I think she might have been fine if you had kept running through the tunnels
ushiikun: go Boshi!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: then who was screaming so loudly
NightValien28: it was loaded
pyrock_mania: well, I guess it was loaded
Stripe_dog: Hey it is loaded
monkeyrama: Daaamn
Officinalis: She probably just jumped at the bottom, its okay everyone.
WyleeCoyote556: this is making me crazy -_-
Baldrash: The flick shot.
blackwlf: @Stripe_dog *was
pyrock_mania: But dogs CAN look up
tams92: I'm gonna assume this game runs on horror movie logic, so unless you see someone die on screen they're deifnitely still alvie
Inquisitor_Xian: i hope that was one of the other "teens"
Sanityis0verrated: onedown
silenceaux: Who did you shoot?
BusTed: rayfkDont
Koshindan: Gotta go fast.
erloas: miss some, we need to see him go down
TheMerricat: The gun is loaded, but is it loaded with blanks or bullets? :-)
RememberSHADY: How many deaths have you caused so far?
bananderson_: free climber god Mike
gamercat88: does he even lift, bro
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: mike spends his weekends bouldering
blackwlf: Parkour!
monkeyrama: Look at these GAMER reflexes
RebekahWSD: Dem muscles
aWabbajack: Until Uncharted Dawn
tams92: He's unkillable
AllTheoryNoPractice: @TheMerricat loaded with tortilla chips, actually
Officinalis: American Ninja Warrior right here.
bananderson_: My friend literally broke her back rock climbing recently and she wasn't under any pressure or anything
monakai: No joke, this dude has excellent cardio and upper body.
electric_claire: I rock climb and this is impresive
Koshindan: Adam did say he likes Mike.
ushiikun: Adam, saver of Damsels.
HorusFive: Heart of a PRO GAMR
aWabbajack: Yippie Ki Yay Mister Falcon!
WyleeCoyote556: Canadian afterschool activity
RememberSHADY: Cap him
ninja_theory_ashrams: everything is immortal until you figure out how to kill it
monkeyrama: Ah yes, the illusion of choice
BusTed: jebaited
Stripe_dog: You had one bullet
blackwlf: Yup, shoot random person in the back.
tams92: "This gun has no ammo, its obviously broken."
ChiefEngineerMichael: No, keep the rifle! You can still pulp his head with the rifle butt!
Rhynerd: Only one shot.
Koshindan: @MrQBear With what ammo?
Sanityis0verrated: I guessit was a musket
monkeyrama: waiiiiiit
BusTed: He had a lighter the whole time.
monkeyrama: He had a lighter the whole time?
JinGitaxias_: LUL
ushiikun: Why did he need matches?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: GREAT question
SomebodyNowhere: if mike survives til the end he tells talks about how he feels bad that he let his girl die
Diabore: this mother fucker had a LIGHTER
WyleeCoyote556: he's gonna find a box of ammo and feel like a dummy
tams92: Horror movie logic
pyrock_mania: fucking useless
BecauseGnomes: seabatBRAIN
bananderson_: matches are fun
n3ther: FOR THE PLOT
monkeyrama: GDI Mike
Inquisitor_Xian: P L O T
Sanityis0verrated: because mike
prince_infidel: THE WHOLE TIME?!?!
NightValien28: do not attempt to logic this game
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: game play
Koshindan: Adam, you're not supposed to care about Lore?!
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MrQBear: @Koshindan I gotta be honest, I can't be sure what kind of gun it was, I thought it might be an internal magazine rifle.
monkeyrama: Mike's a dummy
Going_Medium: Only when it was funny.
Catcard: gaaaaameplaaaay
ushiikun: matches are gameplay!
Rhynerd: Our hero.
BecauseGnomes: ugh Adam ur mind
blackwlf: How did anyone know the old man's last word was "Rosebud"? He died alone in his room.
electric_claire: Normally you use long matches to light a fireplace?
JinGitaxias_: ah yes, integrate with the lantern
Tangsm: Mike is a genius.
Grescheks: clearly, you can't light a fireplace with a lighter, that's just silly
SomebodyNowhere: mike was sexblind in the cabin
MadWolf1290: gameplay story segregation?
FireFlower18: video games!
TheKingWiggins: Adam "Savage"dan
gamercat88: dies of hypothermia
MaverickArtist: Adam 1, Game 0
BusTed: They spent a lot of time and money on these cutscenes, Adam, and you're going to watch them.
MadWolf1290: also - SUPER dead from exposure!
Ferisar: you know it's a fail forward game, fail all the events you want :)
aWabbajack: cohhBoop cohhBoop cohhBoop
ecstasy_in_service: he will die, trust me, happens
Indiexxx: Maybe in a trailer park
Stripe_dog: Like what is Mike's plan now?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Welcome to Hotel Asylum
aWabbajack: glasses intact
Grescheks: I enjoy that the smile button always works on Adam :)
Stripe_dog: Kill the guy who killed his girlfirned instead of checking to see if she's actually dead?
aWabbajack: after a hard hit to face
monkeyrama: Oh yay, Chris ResidentSleeper
Stripe_dog: Also with what weapon?
StarFreak359: Hey! He found my flashlight!
SomebodyNowhere: in my trip through this I think I lost jess and matt
blackwlf: @Laserbeaks_Fury You can check in any time you like, but you can never leave?
MadAran87: Wait, where are Matt and Emily?
monkeyrama: LUL
Catcard: got me too Adam
JonnyGlitch: gottem!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: birb
Catcard: fuckin got me too
Grescheks: B I R D F A C T S
monkeyrama: Somebody's jumpy
Fofo57007: tnyLol
BusTed: Russell.
renkai116: everytime lol!
Gulleko: oh hi Russell!
JinGitaxias_: barrScrem
RememberSHADY: Press Triangle to scream Ashley repeatedly LUL
StillAnEmoKid: Awww Adam haha
renkai116: never1 lol
coolbond: Dear DR Ben a MAJOR GORE warning in this section
noisyblizzard: why is there a bird in here?
electric_claire: strawberry jam!?
Grescheks: we ARE Chris :P
monkeyrama: Ah
SomebodyNowhere: references
Stripe_dog: Come on Ben
Stripe_dog: Get with it
aWabbajack: Jessica Sammich
bananderson_: fact: Bird's are descendant from deadly predator dinosaurs
BusTed: Just a really bad sneeze.
blackwlf: It looks like someone was trying to write something with it.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: wasnt that door locked?
monkeyrama: So sincere SeriousSloth
Juliamon: Someone found blood packs in the prop basement.
Fofo57007: the illest references
TheMerricat: A trick of the light.
StarFreak359: Sick and TWISTED?!?
BlindProphet32: So you're why ben is sick? You referenced him?
JonnyGlitch: referential humor? On THIS Channel?
Grescheks: Ben is awaiting further input
RebekahWSD: ohNO
ninja_theory_ashrams: the only thing sicker than his references are his burns
Camail: here we go again
ghostvalv: :D
Pteraspidomorphi: You missed a "no".
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Ferisar: ben selects "scold" on the binary choice
bananderson_: Ben, please, I have a family
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: done
JonnyGlitch: "stop copying meeeeee"
Wodar9: Turn the game around Adam
Catcard: ben omg
El_Funko: Adam's references are out of control, everyone always says that
RealGamerCow: I'm guessing Ben is a little brother, he does that too well
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: omg Ben <3
Dashiell: now this is content
Grescheks: Ben is like unto Adam's younger brother, though
TheMerricat: !!!! Adam's expecting?
NightValien28: ben's going to be the best uncle
SomebodyNowhere: again with the jumpscare
RebekahWSD: Scarecrow
aWabbajack: looks like nemesis
Fofo57007: scarecrow
monkeyrama: Spoooky
aWabbajack: the mouth part
blackwlf: YOU did it!
BusTed: Those are some teeth.
SomebodyNowhere: teeth
ChiefEngineerMichael: teeth
aWabbajack: Staaaaaars
Rhynerd: Hey, a scarecrow!
Grescheks: I think that's a mask
theneatestburrito: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: oh hey, a scare crow
ChuckSplatt: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
blackwlf: Teeth?
prince_infidel: teeth teeth teeth
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: like the thing you were scared of
Wodar9: We found a clue!
Mysticman89: its good meat
blackwlf: How is that a clue?!
Rhynerd: Looks like a movie mask under the burlap sack
I_Am_Clockwork: my favorite "they're grapes" version is the Dune one
gamercat88: ashley?
ushiikun: what's a decapitated pig tell you?
bananderson_: Lord of the Flies up in here
I_Am_Clockwork: where the bene geserite wants paul to put his hand in the bowl
BusTed: No danglin' now.
RememberSHADY: I was expecting a surprise needle after the pig head LUL
monkeyrama: Welp
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: who has cuffed jeans?
Grescheks: alright, now we know how to kill someone!
Rhynerd: I think I remember that death.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: check the corners!
monkeyrama: Nobody wears what?
RebekahWSD: Fingers get super cold, how the heck do these kids not drop the light
aWabbajack: Jessica too I think
Grescheks: toques monakai
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: what is a tooks?
Penthesilea180: Anyone in a scarf?
Ferisar: yeah ash busts out of the grass and challenges chris
bananderson_: It's Canadian for beanie
Grescheks: * monkeyrama
IAmNotAshKetchum: no it's not
RebekahWSD: Toques hat?
monkeyrama: Fool of a Tooks? Kapp
TheMerricat: Hats.
aWabbajack: the one with pigtails/mike's girl
TheMerricat: Beanies
monkeyrama: Kappa
blackwlf: Toque.
blackwlf: Wool cap.
RememberSHADY: Oh yeah, this section. Everyone hold on to your butts!
ushiikun: beenie is American for toque
BusTed: A knit cap.
JonnyGlitch: "Head Sock"
J4c03: stocking cap?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: aha. thanks for clarifying!
anetfullofjello: a toque is that hat with those strings on the side and a pom on top right?
RebekahWSD: I've knitted toques!
monkeyrama: Toque isn;t pronounced Toke? :o
Mysticman89: what do you call the ones with a propeller
ushiikun: we just called them knit hats, growing up
Eklinaar: I'm American and nobody where I live says "beanie" or "toque". It's "toboggan" where I live.
RebekahWSD: But they were always called knit caps here
Grescheks: any knit hat is a toque to me
bananderson_: look it barely gets below freezing where I live, I'm no expert
monkeyrama: I already made that joke NotLikeThis
Nigouki: yay, back in the meathook zone
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: TIL about toques!
JinGitaxias_: oh good this scene
Monkeybooty4: Oooh until dawn with my favorite noisy bois
Nigouki: oh shit
Wodar9: Is this Saw!>
JonnyGlitch: OHSA
monkeyrama: Hello Jigsaw
ninja_theory_ashrams: ART?!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: uh. that escalated quickly
Nigouki: is this really what i think it is
bananderson_: Oh shit it's Jigsaw
ZelaFlow: Would you like to play a game?
Pteraspidomorphi: (Psycho)
pyrock_mania: Really?
frozenphoenix7: I am not ok with this right now.
Nigouki: TROLLEY DILEMMA!? D:
Gulleko: eogOh
Fofo57007: what is this Saw???
QuietJay: Oh, is this going to be a trolley problem?
TheMerricat: In some U.S. regions and parts of Canada the term "beanie" refers to a knitted cap (often woollen), alternately called a "stocking cap" or "toque". The term tuque is French Canadian. Some etymologists think it probably comes from an Old Spanish word (toca) for a type of headdress—specifically, a soft, close-fitting cap worn about 500 year
Diabore: jigsaw?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: so the washington family was behind the saw movies?
JonnyGlitch: that doesn't seem sanitary
Wodar9: It is the Trolly problem all over again!
Inquisitor_Xian: is there a "both" lever?
JonnyGlitch: pull both!
Diabore: can... can you kill both?
silvalunae: someone's been watching too much saw
aWabbajack: We Jigsaw now
DaMullet14: I assume the lever is backwards and he's gonna kill the one he tries to save
Grescheks: one way to find out
monkeyrama: You can find out SeriousSloth
BusTed: SOMEtimes...
Camail: maybe they bot lose their kidneys
erloas: it gets both
SomebodyNowhere: no choice is still making a choice
JonnyGlitch: no choice is a choice, it's the one I'd make
anetfullofjello: if you choose not to decide you still made a choice
pyrock_mania: Sometimes doing nothing is the best choice
XprotoformX: goodbye Mr Robot
Argumentable: Kill both
monkeyrama: Wooooow
Questhere: ah the trolley problem
Wodar9: Don;t pick!
blackwlf: "Don't let me die! Kill Josh! He's a jerk!"
JonnyGlitch: "thinking face"!
Brok3nGol3m: katesWa katesOw
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ADAM NO NOT THE PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL
Catcard: ADAM LMAO
monkeyrama: what is that logic LUL
Diabore: theyve already lost 2 kids, cant kill a third
Stripe_dog: He's not wrong
DaMullet14: I was right!
Grescheks: oops whoops
BusTed: slytqShrug
monkeyrama: Yiiikes
SomebodyNowhere: she's one of the few decent people in this
DukeofFliesOxO: D:
saweeks: F
JinGitaxias_: D:
ghostvalv: oops
bananderson_: gnarly
Baldrash: Holy. Shit
Argumentable: Looks fine to me
Fofo57007: WHOA :O
blackwlf: He'd probably still be screaming.
NimrodXIV: F
BusTed: He's fiiiine.
JonnyGlitch: "he's ok"
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Brok3nGol3m: katesTry
Wodar9: Nice going Adam
wildpeaks: narrator voice: he's not okay
monkeyrama: Suddenly gore
ushiikun: He's in two pieces, I"m sure he's fine
erloas: you don't need legs
tergonis: you forgot chris is an idiot
tacocpu: Adam laughingt in the background
tenthtechpriest: lrrFINE
silvalunae: save scum?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: OH GOD, IS HE OKAY?!
Inquisitor_Xian: yowie wowie
ChiefEngineerMichael: "Why can't I look?" WHY DO YOU THINK; BITCH!
pyrock_mania: if he's okay, what was all that warm liquid sprayed all over you Ashley?
Koshindan: I thought it was a double bluff t oo.
aWabbajack: just a flesh wound
JonnyGlitch: he's half the man he used to be
Diabore: he'll be fine, just needs to get his feet under him Kappa
pyrock_mania: IT SURE WASN'T COCOA
VoidBeckons: you've made a very interesting choice Adam!
tams92: It sure got all SAW up in here
blackwlf: C'mon Ash, lets split.
J4c03: if the feet werent tied he couldve jumped
Wodar9: How awkward will it be when you have to tell her that you saved her by mistake?
aWabbajack: That's a nasty game
StarFreak359: gonna feel that in the morning
Nigouki: if their legs weren't tied up why didn't they just show their core strength?
Baldrash: @tams92 lrrWOW
Camail: blackwlf nah, that thing cut through his diaphragm
Grescheks: have these two been wandering around outside this whole time?
monakai: At least the plot won't run away from us.
tams92: His death was nothing to get gutted over
NightValien28: J4c03 they are really dumb kids
Sanityis0verrated: two token minorities shit happened
Dashiell: Josh became killed
JonnyGlitch: Maniac on the dance floor!
MousseFilledCat: I'm pretty sure it's the illusion of chocie
monkeyrama: Man
J4c03: @NightValien28 Damn kids
JonnyGlitch: lrrHERE
DaMullet14: the illusion of sophie's choice
Grescheks: the worst part is that Chris killed him by accident when he meant to kill Ashley
monkeyrama: You did select Josh, tho 🤔
XprotoformX: Adam, just assume he put the instructions on backwards ID4 style
JinGitaxias_: this is too fuckin real tho
aWabbajack: 69
tams92: LUL
blackwlf: The psycho just said choose who to save.
tenthtechpriest: nice
Mysticman89: katesNice
BecauseGnomes: That's the weed number!
Inquisitor_Xian: wow they got over that pretty quick
SomebodyNowhere: emily is basically the worst
Koshindan: Never split the party.
monkeyrama: LUL
aWabbajack: time to feliciaSave scum it up
loki_lxix: shock sets in
TheMerricat: "Accidently"
StarFreak359: "accidentally"
blackwlf: Or accidentally save you, Ben. Depending on who else was there.
MadWolf1290: also, PLEASE do what you can to kill Emily. worse character NA
HorusFive: Or accidentally SAVE you Ben
pyrock_mania: Instructions unclear, Saw stuck in Josh
BusTed: *ting*
Grescheks: 50/50 chance Adam would accidentally kill Ben
ChiefEngineerMichael: Hello, Peter Stormare!
aWabbajack: Peeta Stormaaare
frozenphoenix7: Adam's gonna accidentally kill Funko while trying to kill TQ during the next D&D Session.
ushiikun: This place keeps looking more and more horrible.
aWabbajack: lrrFINE lrrFINE
SomebodyNowhere: lrrFINE
bananderson_: are we doing a break this stream?
Diabore: 1 confirmed death and 1 missing
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: huh. that is the ultimate question
gawag_: pretty sure the psychiatrist is the killer and we are the person who survives
aWabbajack: so the psycho is the one in the hat?
DrWreckage: He has so many teeth
MousseFilledCat: Is this Stellan Skaarsgard?
wildpeaks: He Knows
blackwlf: Wow, nice ballcap there pal. Nobody ever teach you manners? Take that thing off when you're in your imaginary psychiatrist's office.
bananderson_: this is like Funny Games
MadWolf1290: yes
MrQBear: It's calling you out for pulling the lever the wrong way
Diabore: what if the psychiatrist is talking to a mannequin?
Sanityis0verrated: dem facial expressions though
Grescheks: MousseFilledCat Peter Stormare
JinGitaxias_: HI
Sanityis0verrated: yup
Inquisitor_Xian: yep
BecauseGnomes: This is always my least favorite bs in games
monkeyrama: Hmmm
ghostvalv: ye
JonnyGlitch: his body is so weird
space_turbulence: !uptime
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Wodar9: Why is his mouth so weird
DaMullet14: Why is there a Live Cobra in a jar with no airholes
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: AH SNEK
ritchards: Peter is WAY over animated
gawag_: art?
BecauseGnomes: I hate games that try to pretend they're special by saying things implied to be directed right at me to try and rile me up, it just always falls completely flat and makes me lose interest
NightValien28: DaMullet14 there are air holes
bananderson_: @DaMullet14 because Adam said he was afraid of it earlier, actually.
SomebodyNowhere: save the cheerleader save the plot
blackwlf: I mean, Peter Stormare is kind of overanimated in real life too.
Dashiell: Maybe it was a magic trick
JinGitaxias_: bath
Grescheks: taking a bath
bowsin_durrows: "Can you even tell the difference anymore? I doubt it." Correction, I straight up can't anymore.
BecauseGnomes: I don't know the right way to phrase it but
monkeyrama: Sam's just been bathing this whole time
Rhynerd: Sam’s been barhinf.
ghostvalv: she's the cleanest person at the moment
ulexarX: My favourite character is peter stormare's teeth
monkeyrama: Relaxing in the hot water
Rhynerd: *bathing
Oscelot: I wonder if we’re the killer and we’re supposed to be going through a scenario to try and walk through what would happen if we did it
Tangsm: Sam's had her headphones in all night.
bananderson_: @BecauseGnomes I didn't wanna say this was like Funny Games but worse, but....
monkeyrama: These are always safe, right?
blackwlf: DrEAD
BusTed: Nothing ever goes wrong there.
Rhynerd: She’s in for a rude encounter once she leaves that bath, Isn’t she?
ninja_theory_ashrams: you killed Freddie Mercury, you bastard
tams92: abandoned sanitorium on a mountain at night, sure this seems fine
Grescheks: Michael must be super cold right now
tergonis: puppies!
BusTed: lrrSPOT
MadAran87: Doggos! :D
frozenphoenix7: Puppers
Inquisitor_Xian: wolfos
wildpeaks: pet the puppers
frozenphoenix7: They're good dogs Adam.
Grescheks: two puppers, even
Argumentable: He can't be bad if he's got dogs
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: pupper!
tergonis: wolves 100% doggos
TheMerricat: So chat, does Adam know the truth about Dr. Hill yet, or who he's talking to?
seenoham: a hellhound can be a pupper
ghostvalv: maybe a woofers
DaMullet14: Wolves are legally puppers because Magic refuses to make Dog a creature type
aWabbajack: can't really hide from dogs
Ferisar: this game's mechanics stay pretty much the same throughout
Rhynerd: He’s got two puppers
blackwlf: Cerberus is a good pupper. He's named Spot.
Laserbeaks_Fury: There are Hounds
aWabbajack: they have great sense of smell and hearing
seenoham: Hound is a creature type
Grescheks: TheMerricat Adam does not know
Juliamon: Wolves aren't Hounds
Mysticman89: not made by canadians i guess
Diabore: adrenaline is a hell of a thing
tergonis: adrenaline is a hell of a drug
monkeyrama: Everything is qtes, iirc
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: who are you and what do you want are from babalyon 5 right? - hidden reference?
Aziraphalesshop: If the Dr throws a marmot into your bath, he's definitely not real.
frozenphoenix7: Would be nice to have a scope to look through to get a closer look. Maybe one that was attached to a gun.
tams92: I'm pretty sure he'd be going through the first stage of hypothermia right now
monkeyrama: qtes, don't moves, and aiming
bananderson_: the shrinkage
DaMullet14: hypothermia is no match for adrenaline
Grescheks: he should at least be wearing longjohns
blackwlf: Hypothermia is no match for the power of the STEVE!
seenoham: his manliness will keep him worm
FireFlower18: he's got the hypermermaid
DaMullet14: When this is all over he's gonna take all the cold damage at once and shatter like a cartoon character who fell in a lake
monkeyrama: He's Mike, he don't need no shirt
NimrodXIV: one way or another, this man will not have all his fingers in the morning
SomebodyNowhere: I like that his feet plant properly on the steps
Feminine_Desires: hai chat, enjoy this clip from earlier in talking sim that I don't think was ever posted: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThirstyKathishBaguetteSmoocherZ
ninja_theory_ashrams: Who builds a sanitarium in the middle of no where?
bowsin_durrows: Don't forget, there's some amount of testosterone in the mix.
coolbond: Dear DR Ben there is a stealth section at the end of the game that decides the fate of 2 induviduals if they survive that long and a single stealth section that if passed grants access to a secret area
blackwlf: Yet the place has working electricity.
Ferisar: yeah buildings get better as time goes on
Grescheks: that's how buildings work, yup
monkeyrama: The building took some meds and got some rest
monkeyrama: EZPZ
gamercat88: yup going to die
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: its done collapsing so its safe now
space_turbulence: He doesnt have to worry about hypothermia if Adam kills him
TheJohnnyBoy533: buildings are like fine wine thwy get better with age
SomebodyNowhere: if you kill off the characters the game will probably go faster
Grescheks: he doesn't have to worry about hypothermia if the hypothermia kills him
frozenphoenix7: Rats? I thought Ben finished A Plague Tale?
BusTed: Hit the shifter, Ben. Adam's redlining.
bowsin_durrows: Yeah, games tend to be faster if they have no characters.
ninja_theory_ashrams: IMMERSION
SomebodyNowhere: "gameplay"
Laserbeaks_Fury: That barrel isn't red, so it's safe
Zalbaag: If only there was an easier way to move barrels
hawkfalcon8: Oh, Hey it's Ben and Adam I saw you on Saturday at Magic Fest! Thanks for signing my new Gibb attacks Seattle play mat!
aWabbajack: now it's revenge and justice
DaMullet14: Mike moved on from 'save' to 'avenge' awful quick
Grevas13: hey, brett dalton's face is beautiful
ushiikun: Does it need more keys?
space_turbulence: @grescheks lol accurate
monkeyrama: No puzzles, you say 🤔
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: the puzzle is how to kill them off
HorusFive: The puzzels are the friends you made along the way
Ferisar: he is the beefiest one in the game
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: did you magic magic the Magic Magics?
Grescheks: awoo
SomebodyNowhere: after that free climbing he did early he's not a bit tired
NimrodXIV: awoo
FireFlower18: uwu
ninja_theory_ashrams: owoOO
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: uwu
NightValien28: muchDoggers muchDoggers
FireFlower18: Isn't Portal the death cube?
SomebodyNowhere: it is possible to complete the game with everybody dead
ushiikun: I'm sure that light doesn't shine through the big hole.
monkeyrama: Killing everyone and saving everyone are the best ends
ninja_theory_ashrams: so homeless guy likes puppers
monkeyrama: LUL
Grescheks: womp womp
NimrodXIV: :D
Rhynerd: @somebodynowhere yes.
BecauseGnomes: hahahahaha
erloas: did he just give him Josh's leg to eat
MrQBear: @ushiikun Or that massive shadow he was casting.
MilkInBag: is JOHN WOLF here?
FireFlower18: occupado
aWabbajack: a keycard?
Kalpho: The real prize were the friends we killed along the way
erloas: *them, not him
space_turbulence: Ben wouldnt that just be pinheads puzzlebox?
tergonis: he wants to pet the doggos
bowsin_durrows: Why *wouldn't* you walk through that door?
aWabbajack: a surveillance camera?
SomebodyNowhere: @Rhynerd if I recall creating that scenario is quite complicated
seth_erickson: Aren't just keys to the next room
seth_erickson: Doors*
monkeyrama: A Mike runs only when he needs to
fluffyblayz: <3
Rhynerd: @somebodynowhere I imagine so.
aWabbajack: Snake you need to find the key for the chapel
bananderson_: "administrate these nuts" Mike says to no one
aWabbajack: mrweebSnekBuns mrweebSnekMid mrweebSnekHead
HorusFive: Why would you need a run command?
monkeyrama: Finding lore ResidentSleeper
HorusFive: Why would anyone in a situation like this want to hurry?
tams92: MIke can't read
jpss92400: wait so going back to him messing around with a gun it was actually loaded lol damnit mike
monkeyrama: Adam LUL
Aziraphalesshop: Alexa play Sanitarium
ninja_theory_ashrams: Lore
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: mike isn't good with the reading.
Grevas13: "i can't read latin"
blackwlf: You can't skip ART Adam.
StillAnEmoKid: Gotta practice your voice overs
space_turbulence: At least this hospital doesnt have spooky sex nurses
monkeyrama: Yeah, gotta prep for your VA career
Ferisar: ah yes, the emergency mine food
blackwlf: @space_turbulence That we've seen so far.
SomebodyNowhere: something something canibalism
Pteraspidomorphi: Probably some mysterious wall chicken
loki_lxix: yeah they totally ate people
FireFlower18: I don't practice Sanatarium
Mysticman89: their method of rehabilitation is isolating them in a wing?
monakai: You pronounced all the medical words right.
aWabbajack: ah they put a scope down their lungs
silvalunae: "emergency rations"
cabbageboy_: just got here, did anyone survive?
aWabbajack: from all the coal dust, yuck
Oscelot: You know how to make good horror? Stigmatize mental health issues! /sarcastic rant
ushiikun: 18 in the US
ThePerrBearr: once you'
Ferisar: 18 in the U.S.
Ruryk: 18 here
DaMullet14: You can work in a mine at 16
Pteraspidomorphi: Depends on the country
TheMerricat: depends on the area
Ferisar: but this is canada land
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: in the US its 18
Rhynerd: @cabbageboy_ nobody’s died yet.
ThePerrBearr: once you're a legal adult. 18 in US
monkeyrama: Canadian law 🤔
Duwani1: THe separated them to keep them safe from the media
LilOleTinyMe: Rat ions? They needed better ions than that
motorwaffle: Google says 18 in Canada
Aziraphalesshop: That said Miner though not Minor.
TheMerricat: The age of majority is 18 in six provinces: Alberta, Manitoba, Ontario, Prince Edward Island, Quebec, and Saskatchewan. The age of majority is 19 in four provinces and the three territories: British Columbia, New Brunswick, Newfoundland, Northwest Territories, Nova Scotia, Nunavut, and Yukon.
Mysticman89: drinking and consent are different ages for some places, not sure whcich one correlates to being a minor
monkeyrama: A weapon seabatTROG
MilkInBag: ketchup matchete
furian12: 18 in the US
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: weapon unlocked
cabbageboy_: @rhynerd pretty impressive tbh
bananderson_: his butt
silvalunae: he put it in hi butt
Grevas13: @Oscelot to be fair, the trapped miners happened in the early 50s. mental health issues -were- stigmatized back then.
Nigouki: it was yourchete but now it's machete
ninja_theory_ashrams: carpenter jeans
gamercat88: better make sure that is loaded
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: the carpenter's loop
FireFlower18: that's kinda fresh
Tangsm: He has massive belt loops.
SomebodyNowhere: ashley is dead so far
Grescheks: he's got magnets in his pocket
Ferisar: looks like alberta is 18
Ferisar: thanks google
space_turbulence: @ocelot i agree but fwiw idont think thats the direction the game goes
ushiikun: I'm sure the knife won't cut through this.
tams92: he's like master chief, it works with magnets
XprotoformX: Adam Amine Expert
Rhynerd: Oh, right, Josh got cut in teo.
DaMullet14: SomebodyNowhere Ashley was the one we didn't sawblade, Jess is the one who died
pyrock_mania: Got a Machete to hold, but need your hands free? Put a loop on your pants.
MilkInBag: this is what you say when playing against a Prison deck
Inquisitor_Xian: I'm getting some Tucker and Dale vibes from this scene lol Like the guy squatting the sanitarium is a normal dude and mike busts in with a machete
SomebodyNowhere: er yeah jess
AegeusEvander: but how do magnets work cirDerp
monkeyrama: spooky doggo
Oscelot: @grevas13 the developers made a conscious decision to make a sanitarium level though. Regardless of in game explanation.
SomebodyNowhere: I forget the names all these people are largely interchangable
Rhynerd: And Jess is either dead or severly wounded on the bottom of a mine shaft.
Kalpho: Is that a machete in you pants or are you just happy to kill me?
erloas: I'm still going with the bone given to the wolves was Josh's legs
InquisitorGaia: hands dont work that way
Pteraspidomorphi: Richard Castle?
Grevas13: @Oscelot it is directly related to the plot, though. it makes sense in context.
Rhynerd: Probably severly wounded.
gamercat88: magic
monkeyrama: Everyone's still alive in Adam's heart
ushiikun: she'll be fine until the right trigger is reached, so no need to rush.
Sanityis0verrated: Magic trick
electric_claire: Maybe he got sewn back together!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: josh's family is a movie family.... they have props.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bifurcated
aWabbajack: team of old crazed miners VS minors in a horror situation
DaMullet14: You saw the Josh issue through to the end
SomebodyNowhere: maybe I just expect jess to be dead because she superdied from that fall in my game
HorusFive: He got sawed in half. Do we need to place blame?
bowsin_durrows: Sawed in half is a strong phrase for it.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: he *could* be alive
wildpeaks: you won the argument, he no longer has a leg to stand on
bananderson_: "Hey Josh, heard you wanted to lose some weight"
StarFreak359: "He became bifurcated"
monkeyrama: Hello hand
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: not likely, but could.
BusTed: 👋
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginHi
Aziraphalesshop: Man when parents threaten to separate thir kids they mean business!!
gamercat88: yno why would you go into that room
Sanityis0verrated: PUT YO HAND IN THE AIR
SomebodyNowhere: wat
noisyblizzard: it's waving at you
tams92: How about no?
monkeyrama: Adam noooo
Pazzix: mom and dad are getting "separated"
MilkInBag: Jebaited
Grescheks: ow
Nigouki: oh wooooow
InquisitorGaia: nice
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
silvalunae: nice face adam
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ah you feel for the trap.
Nigouki: holy shit
blackwlf: You done been got.
MilkInBag: good thing you have a machete to chop your hand off OpieOP
bananderson_: that shouldn't work on Mike, he's not a bear
AegeusEvander: i mean... why did you cirSmug
ushiikun: doges!
loki_lxix: wowie zowie
tams92: Mike deserves that *clap clap clapclapclap*
Inquisitor_Xian: use the machete as a pry bar?
blackwlf: Got your finger!
Monkeybooty4: Jebaited Jebaited
Pazzix: he got fingered
MilkInBag: oooooooor you can pry it open
wildpeaks: game heard that
ZeniteZero: Body horror PogChamp
Sanityis0verrated: THAT MACHETE BE BLUNT
bowsin_durrows: Ya got got. lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
SomebodyNowhere: oh god
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: doggo dinner time
monkeyrama: Adam is a cruel god
SomebodyNowhere: he did it
tams92: Fucker actually did it
space_turbulence: We Saw now
ushiikun: oh the cringe
BusTed: Where will he put his wedding band?
Grevas13: why why why why why
MilkInBag: that's not how it works but ok
bananderson_: clean as fuck dude
Tisme_: like cuttin through a baby carrot
DaMullet14: That was a SUPER clean cut, the machete did not look that sharp
frozenphoenix7: Shit man.
Mysticman89: clue found: your finger nub
ThePerrBearr: amazing how he missed the bone on his first swing
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: i mean ... they're probs severed anywho.
Papperslappen: owie
motorwaffle: That was a really good cut
silvalunae: why did i choose to eat nOW?
pyrock_mania: HANDy
monkeyrama: GDI
tams92: I hope mike had his tetnis shot
Grescheks: gotta get a tetanus shot now
bowsin_durrows: O shit O shit O shit O shit O shit O shit aaasaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
JinGitaxias_: mike is 100% dead
Inquisitor_Xian: yowie wowie
SomebodyNowhere: adam is picking a lot of the worst likely answers
MilkInBag: there are BONES in fingers
coolbond: oh shit
Monkeybooty4: SeemsGood
aWabbajack: now his climbing skill reduced
Oscelot: @grevas13 that doesn’t help. The problem is that they’re stigmatizing mental health care in the real world by contributing to the stigmatization of it in media. The stories we choose to tell ourselves are important.
aWabbajack: lesser grip powers
Sanityis0verrated: gotta rip them off like a bandaid
ritchards: feed them to the dog!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: wait is he the one with cuffed jeans from the vision?
MilkInBag: did your romance stat go up
SomebodyNowhere: whats the damage modifier on a beartrap
silvalunae: shock?
tams92: Also, who knows how long that machette was there. How was it sharp enough to cut through his fingers in one swipe?
BecauseGnomes: I feel like he should be in much more shock
StillAnEmoKid: Homie went into shock that's why
Mysticman89: this game is basically just shwocasing the power of adrenaline
silvalunae: i blame shock
Grescheks: piggies are toes
ThePerrBearr: piggies are toes
wildpeaks: piggies are definitely toes
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gamercat88: fallengies
monkeyrama: Welp
bananderson_: I didn't know the piggies had names either
MilkInBag: chat is never wrong Kappa
Oscelot: Piggies are toes
gawag_: ???
monkeyrama: Wrong on the internet seabatYIKES
Aziraphalesshop: Which finger is the duvet?
Sanityis0verrated: Twitch chat always takes Ben's side
Rhynerd: A lot of cartoons tend to call the finger piggies too.
Grescheks: Aziraphalesshop definitely the ring finger
Mysticman89: just nap in thjere
ushiikun: It's Jess
tams92: so now mike shows some common sense
Tangsm: Mike is just uncomplicated.
Monkeybooty4: Yikes
Grevas13: @Oscelot look, i get that mental health issues shouldn't be stigmatized. i've dealt with depression for 15 years. but I think there's a point at which getting mad about fictional stories where it's justified in-universe is unnecessary.
motorwaffle: Like how casually we're just skating by the loss of actual fingers.
Stripe_dog: This is my favourite part
StarFreak359: That's two years before the condemnation of the building.
Grevas13: @Oscelot that's like saying we shouldn't have racists in movies because racism is bad
SomebodyNowhere: well
Ferisar: mike: "so sick"
Mysticman89: is there a family of rats inside
Papperslappen: eww
bowsin_durrows: Noice.
Stripe_dog: That part is the best
electric_claire: WHY would a rat be in there?
Pazzix: yum
ninja_theory_ashrams: "You didn't move the bodies?!?!"
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: rats rats rats
MilkInBag: that's metal
ushiikun: We found the key
Going_Medium: Lost 2 fingers to a trap, better touch more stuff...
itomeshi: a.... punchcard?
Oscelot: @grevas13 *shrug* yeah I see your point too.
Inquisitor_Xian: hey quit disturbing the rats! they're tryin to sleep in there!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: twist: crazy man who threatened the family is actually the hero who knows whats up with the mountain's bad mojo
DaMullet14: I was really hoping that keycard would be another bear trap
wildpeaks: suddendly, Hugo appears with a swarm of rats :D
KV1NN4: I'm SO glad I'm EATING DINNER right now. 8c
Monkeybooty4: DansGame
TheMerricat: why would a dead guard be stored in an abandoned morge?
StarFreak359: Dad never would have made it past the rats
Oscelot: I have had rats. There is no way a whole rat could fit in there.
Aziraphalesshop: Punch cards?? We've really gone back in time.
Rhynerd: @talesfromthemanacrypt wanna also bet he dies trying to save the kids?
monkeyrama: Gross
Sanityis0verrated: fingernails are not sharp instruments
MilkInBag: they can be, if you're a werewolf
gamercat88: my names is two less fingers
caoinlean: Osmosis Jones!
tergonis: reboot the spoop bois
TheMerricat: I don't care if they condemned the hospital they wouldn't have left remains in the morgue....
monkeyrama: Wait, what is your name? NotLikeThis
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: "huh?"
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @Rhynerd that would be disappointing. send them all into the sea!
ninja_theory_ashrams: exclamation point on "fingernails" was a but much for a medical documetn
DaMullet14: He's really not that hard to hate
BusTed: rawr
Grescheks: maybe all the stupid was in those two fingers, and now he's smarter
ushiikun: My name is 3-Fingered Mike
ZeroskieS: FrankerZ
MilkInBag: Jebaited
DukeofFliesOxO: OhMyDog
wildpeaks: om nom nom
Inquisitor_Xian: or do
monkeyrama: Slow-ass dog
gamercat88: dogo just wants belly rubs
bananderson_: hey now, eight fingered Mike.
Monkeybooty4: OhMyDog
RosieDinasaur: big jump lol
space_turbulence: I honestly dont hate mike so far
MilkInBag: use the stairs to kick it, it's your only advantage
SomebodyNowhere: good ol mikey 3 fingers
Badchop: Oh, eat my ENTIRE ass, wolf.
Rhynerd: @talesfromthemanacrypt I only said trying. Not that he’d succeed.
neacon: finally some accurate audio for what its like running from something...
bananderson_: dogs suck too. Get thumbs, losers
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @Rhynerd lol. legit.
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Going_Medium: On a scale of 1 to 10 how dumb is Mike? It's in the double digits.
BecauseGnomes: Psycho Crib is my favorite Metal Gear Solid boss
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
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ninja_theory_ashrams: the night kids terrorized a homeless man squatting in an abandoned sanitarium
DaMullet14: Going_Medium on a scale of 1 to 10, hes' "in a horror movie"
ChiefEngineerMichael: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:45:26.
eric_christian_berg: Wow, this place has really gone to hell since the game started.
MilkInBag: he kind of looks like David Walton, playing Sam in New Girl
tams92: I definitely had a german shepherd that could definitely open doors. She was like a Velociraptor.
ZeroskieS: WOW
monkeyrama: Adam whyyyyy
RosieDinasaur: bahahahaha
SomebodyNowhere: you found a key in a crazy house now this is a real lets nope game
Grescheks: boot
ChiefEngineerMichael: YOU KICKED THE DOGGO
ZeroskieS: how could you?
wildpeaks: whyyy
n3ther: WTF Adam
realhillwolf: noooo dogoo nooo
RosieDinasaur: omg
SlyTQ: <message deleted>ADAM
MilkInBag: the lamest of kicks
tams92: Adam confirmed monster
ushiikun: better than stabbing, right?
prince_infidel: WOW Adam
Monkeybooty4: OhMyDog
motorwaffle: That's when John Wick walks in
silvalunae: dun kick the puppo ; ;
RosieDinasaur: bully adam
monkeyrama: To olate
Sanityis0verrated: damn it Adam
Ferisar: the literal worst part about this playthrough is the animal violence
SlyTQ: <message deleted>IT WOULDHAVE HELPED YOU
SomebodyNowhere: all the worst choices
SlyTQ: <message deleted>YOU TRASH HUMAN
LackingSanity_: Adam, not doing stuff is an option
Grescheks: bit late there Adam :P
tergonis: just let them die adam
ZeroskieS: this run is OVER
wildpeaks: TQ will remember this
ninja_theory_ashrams: key cards from 1952 still work. Ok, Game, you're the game
StillAnEmoKid: Aw the saddest thing, but probs would do in real life.
Sanityis0verrated: we kill people not doggos
bananderson_: he couldn't punch it, he only has three fingers
JoeKim: lol
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: YOU TRASH HUMAN
JoeKim: TQ has feeligns
SlyTQ: <message deleted>THEY HELP YOU
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: adam kicks puppies
RosieDinasaur: Adam NOOOO
monkeyrama: You can befriend that dog there BibleThump
MilkInBag: no spoiler please OpieOP
coolbond: GIVE HIM A BONE NOW
SlyTQ: <message deleted>NO
RetroHibiscus: I would have died if that was also a bear trap.
SlyTQ: <message deleted>THIS IS IMPORTANT
Gulleko: this is the first time I've seen anyone actually punch the pupper
SlyTQ: <message deleted>IT INVOVLES A DOG it gets a pass
MilkInBag: it's virtual dogs, they're fine
XprotoformX: Hello, ASPCA? i'd like to report a dog murder
loki_lxix: Doggo MAY saves your life but sure kick it is beter
Penthesilea180: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, Michael
SomebodyNowhere: if adam wants mike dead it almost doesn't matter
SlyTQ: excuse me
RetroHibiscus: 100% pure silicone
SlyTQ: i'm out
monkeyrama: No lockpicking skill
ninja_theory_ashrams: KEYS
gamercat88: hey adam, i heard you like keys
Mysticman89: maybe he keeps a lockpick with his lighter
NextLevelTabletop: bye
Monkeybooty4: Aw, now Adam wonat see me :(
DaMullet14: who DOESN'T want Mike dead
ushiikun: beef cake, just rip the lock off.
TheMerricat: not with only three fingers Adam.
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a Mimic
eric_christian_berg: Aw, I was hoping there was a wolf in the box.
ushiikun: Jess's leg?
silvalunae: whose bones?
monkeyrama: God can you imagine if there were mimics in this game LUL
Wodar9: The box is another bear trap
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Grescheks: Mike looks like he would make that noise when he dies
MilkInBag: slap the dog with the bone for extra chat anger OpieOP
SomebodyNowhere: roll for initiative
monkeyrama: Dogs love bones seabatBRAIN
bananderson_: get ye bone, use bone on dog
ninja_theory_ashrams: knick knack paddy whack
monkeyrama: Pirates of the caribbean
RosieDinasaur: good pupper
ChiefEngineerMichael: HAPPY DOGGO
Wodar9: Kick it again!
SomebodyNowhere: even after kicking it?!
Monkeybooty4: PogChamp
ushiikun: that it, pet him with the hand that smells like food
silvalunae: bawwww
ChiefEngineerMichael: Dog get!
ZeniteZero: Pupper GET
monkeyrama: Petting the doggo :o
loki_lxix: the beauty of doggo is even after the kick he doesn't hold it against you
DaMullet14: somehow this wolf is even less realistically rendered than Peter Stormare
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: does doggo get added to the relationship meter?
RosieDinasaur: your character sounds kinda creepy
monakai: That is one of the dumber things he's done.
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: DAS GOO PUPPER
eric_christian_berg: This is not a healthy relationship.
Wodar9: Dogs forget easily
Laserbeaks_Fury: Well, this game passes the "You can pet the dog" test
tergonis: okay the important question has been answered, you can pet the dog
ninja_theory_ashrams: oh, beer
Mysticman89: force pull!
SomebodyNowhere: another BEARTRAP!!!
coolbond: Dear DR Adam i do not care if you kill everyone but curse you if you let doggo die you monster
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
monkeyrama: Eyyy, Mike did something smart
noisyblizzard: it's gonna be another bear trap
monkeyrama: seabatBRAIN
ninja_theory_ashrams: physics puzzle
Monkeybooty4: SeemsGood
ushiikun: maybe check this one for bullets?
InquisitorGaia: gonna check how many rounds?
Baldrash: Look at that lack of trigger discipline!
Rhynerd: Gun get!
MilkInBag: now you can finish the dog? i dont know
DaMullet14: Mike's lack of trigger discipline is /well documented/
space_turbulence: We already discussed the hypothermia Ben
SomebodyNowhere: bullets are the best keys
aquinas_0: waste all your bullets on locks
eric_christian_berg: Stick with what works. Shoot the dog, then give it a snack and pet it.
Rhynerd: @baldrash mike is proven to suck at gun safety
ninja_theory_ashrams: bullets bounce
monkeyrama: The dude definitely won't here that, right?
Mysticman89: mythbusters did it. they tend to work
Ferisar: and then ricochet killed him
prince_infidel: No it doesn't work
MilkInBag: shooting a lock can be *very* dangerous
monkeyrama: hear
ushiikun: It really depends
silvalunae: i think mythbusters did that
Nigouki: it depends a lot on the lock
realhillwolf: do not do that IRL
OleanderWhispers: They tested it on mythbusters and it works better the shittier the lock is
BlindProphet32: Depends on the kind of lock
Nigouki: you get shrapnel in the face either way though
DaMullet14: Ricochet kills him? Man, spoilers from RAW
monkeyrama: Time to bust some myths
silvalunae: i need to look that episode up
SomebodyNowhere: totem
bananderson_: guns are dangerous but y'know, Mike's in a rough spot
loki_lxix: the ricochet would 650 splash you
Rhynerd: Which now makes me wish there was a death where mike would accidentally kill himself with a gun
monkeyrama: That magical lighter
Stripe_dog: Pride100 Shooting a lock can work but its stupid dangerous. Depends on caliber and the lock.
StarFreak359: How will this end?
MilkInBag: super chill after watching his own death
StarFreak359: In fire.
tams92: wait, why are there magical totems that see the future just lying around?
Going_Medium: Works sometimes. These guys tested a bunch of locks with a bunch of guns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNIWOHcZkZM
aquinas_0: but ice is just as nice :P
Pazzix: guys, what happened with the last one of those? it was the guy that got cut in half right?
Pteraspidomorphi: Rhynerd: The guy who pointed a loaded shotgun at his girlfriend? No I'm sure he'll be fine
Ferisar: i think the totem is only a metagame mechanic
Rhynerd: Weren’t there two explosion deaths?
Ferisar: the characters have no awareness of them
Pazzix: meaning his death was predetermined
MilkInBag: chopped my finger off and saw myself die, what a good day
monkeyrama: How many totems have we found?
aquinas_0: nooooo!
erloas: maybe they're just 4th wall visions, not in-character visions
Monkeybooty4: Hi Adam and Ben! You two are lots of fun to watch, keep up the good work <3
MilkInBag: LUL
tams92: oh look fire
ushiikun: There's the fire
aquinas_0: :D
Rhynerd: @pteraspidomorphi is that in response to mike dying from@gun safety failure or an earlier message?
Grescheks: damnit mike
monkeyrama: Mike plz
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: mike dies to bullet ricochet
Wodar9: NICE GOING MIKE
Nigouki: WE WERE LITERALLY JUST OVER THIS MIKE
SomebodyNowhere: benginBurn
ninja_theory_ashrams: S M R T, mike
noisyblizzard: ded
DaMullet14: Inflammable means flammable? What a country
HorusFive: On the up side... door's open
silvalunae: well at least he still got to explode B)
Ferisar: guy has a streamer set up
bananderson_: He *is* Jigsaw!
Rhynerd: And now, murder manor
ninja_theory_ashrams: climb over
StarFreak359: I don't wanna explode!
Wodar9: If only we could JUMP THE WALL
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: so? sam climbed over a bigger wall than that to get in
Wodar9: like wtf
monkeyrama: Matt ResidentSleeper
erloas: @DaMullet14 at least the second simpsons reference this stream
saweeks: so go over it
DaMullet14: erloas it's a prolific show, they have a quote for everything
monkeyrama: Oh ok
monkeyrama: Sure this is fine
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Monkeybooty4: SeemsGood
tams92: yes that's where axes go
frozenphoenix7: And my axe!
JinGitaxias_: it's the axe notch :)
SomebodyNowhere: thats where people keep axes, right?
tams92: Do you guys not store your axes in the wall?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Doesn't even axe any questions
prince_infidel: They ALL suck
Ferisar: clue found: it's a fucking axe
loki_lxix: better you have the axe than the killer
JinGitaxias_: use the axe
bowsin_durrows: Y'know, the normal place you keep axes.
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Wodar9: No one is going to ask why there is an AXE here
StillAnEmoKid: From what I remember, Matt was my least favorite of the kids
aquinas_0: ok
aquinas_0: accidental axe to the head when?
tams92: YOU HAVE AN AXE
MilkInBag: why are they flirting at the same time
DoktorNik: Suggestion - Stop being a stupid girl?
monkeyrama: Damn Matt
SomebodyNowhere: wow
blackwlf: That's. . . what she. . . said?
Xenovita: talent!
n3ther: that's her super power
Oscelot: Windows.. open
DaMullet14: "you wear pants. It's a compliment!"
MilkInBag: they're flirting JUST IN CASE they survive and then have sex or something
loki_lxix: bear trap the window!!!!
wildpeaks: they both could totally fit
monkeyrama: Is this Matt helping?
tams92: you can definitely force that window open more
n3ther: HE could fit in there lmao
SomebodyNowhere: so much room
ZeniteZero: LUL
Baldrash: So much room for activiities.
monkeyrama: He's just watching LUL
Mysticman89: she has a lot of lip gloss is all
NotCainNorAbel: you're not helping!
Ferisar: you could just hold the window open too
iggySPLOSION: IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE
DaMullet14: Come on, /I/ could fit through that
Megaparsec256: I do not like this, Sam I am
TheMerricat: The two of you act as if Emily wasn't a drama queen who made everything out to be worse than it was.
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frozenphoenix7: Do you people not have cell phones to use for light?!
Rhynerd: I could probably fit through that.
ZeniteZero: Oh my GOD
SomebodyNowhere: that moaning
Monkeybooty4: "Help her through"
tams92: I hope she dies
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: well you're definitely going to be heard now
MilkInBag: "if we smash stuff, he will hear us" then proceeds to whine so loudly
pyrock_mania: PEOPLE HAVE DIED, JUST OPEN THE DOOR
space_turbulence: Damn thats gonna pinch her boobs tho
NotCainNorAbel: Time to leave. The spiders and her will have a grand time
bowsin_durrows: Ewwww, spiders?
monkeyrama: Matt did nothing
DaMullet14: The more of these characters I see the more I'm looking forward to Adam's plan to kill them all
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ice spiders ben. ice spiders.
ZeniteZero: Dude, it is bright AF in there
tams92: I see the subtitle guy didn't get the recording notes
Rhynerd: A++ Would Buy Again?
MilkInBag: LUL
tacocpu: Why wouldn't they close the door?
XprotoformX: Ice Spiders as big as hounds!
tams92: "I'm not Mike, I can't jump that"
pyrock_mania: *chanting* jump it, Jump It, JUMP IT!
aquinas_0: wait, giant spiders and serial killers, can you do that?
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MilkInBag: is it die o clock yet
ushiikun: beware the traps, don't wanna end up like Mike
DaMullet14: We can just call Ranger Path!
SomebodyNowhere: magellan
tams92: yes this is how the young people speak
ninja_theory_ashrams: no one talks like that em
loki_lxix: can we just axe her?
Mysticman89: shes screwed if we play another game with a pyscho
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monkeyrama: Not the keys again NotLikeThis
tams92: oh now she cares
bowsin_durrows: You have an axe, that's like a key.
frozenphoenix7: Oh gee, thanks Emily. Thanks for caring about the thing we found.
ushiikun: split the party
NotCainNorAbel: you have an ax, she has a head.....not saying anything with that just options
tacocpu: yes
SomebodyNowhere: she's awful
StephenJM81: chop
tams92: Player: I want to go back Game: Nah
matthew_dauber: !uptime
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aquinas_0: the speech segments are extra segmenty here aren't they
Grescheks: wow, rude
MilkInBag: why are they joking next to a ravine
DaMullet14: Aren't most brains made of meat
frozenphoenix7: Well you see Emily, there is a mass murderer going around, and we'd like to stop getting our friends murdered, and staying separated is directly counterpoint to that desire.
coolbond: Dear DR Adam if you get her to hate you the ending will change
DaMullet14: like, almost all brains are meat, I'm pretty sure
coolbond: assuming she survives
aquinas_0: brains are mostly the fats not the meats
aquinas_0: :P
ninja_theory_ashrams: "Come to Sanitarium Ski Lodge: Our Slopes are INSANE"
CompletelyUnsure: Define: meat (?)
MilkInBag: big seabatYIKES
Oscelot: Mostly fat is why you can use it to tan hides
MilkInBag: protect her from gravity
NotCainNorAbel: why do we need to do this? can't we go out the door and talk across?
monkeyrama: Adam is very good at saving these people he's trying to kill LUL
Wodar9: Stop saving everyone!!
Mysticman89: back of the axes totally shoulda knocked her off there
Grescheks: he is wearing sweatpants. His legs would be so cold. Those things would let ALL the wind through.
ushiikun: it wouldn't have been cinematic to kill her there.
Ferisar: deep down the gamer can't help but win at quicktime events
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electric_claire: The game would be really short if you just failed all the QTEs
tergonis: deep down he pushes button prompts on instinct
wildpeaks: he'll accidently save everyone, won't he
Mysticman89: instead of clipping right through her
DoktorNik: I really want her to die
space_turbulence: "They think with their meat"
Sanityis0verrated: you already killed Jess and Josh
tams92: when forty year olds write dialogue for teenagers
Rhynerd: Jess might still be alive.
Pazzix: hardest thing for gamer to do, ignore the quicktime event
Sanityis0verrated: Adam hating Js
MilkInBag: i think the cheesy dialogue is on purpose
aquinas_0: splat ?
eric_christian_berg: Freeze to death?
frozenphoenix7: That's not enough. Adam's bloodthirst is not satiated yet.
aquinas_0: shes way too far ahead
monkeyrama: Killing the Js first, then working down the alphabet
MilkInBag: why is she SHOUTING
orion_valentine: Oh shit I’m late what time does let’s nope usually start
WyleeCoyote556: Adam is a horror movie hero - he acts mean, but he turns out to be good at heart
moosethatsmiles: What happened to you go first?
Grescheks: floatiness is not dictated by lighting, Emily
monkeyrama: 5pm pdt @orion_valentine
loki_lxix: Her definition of pitch black is WAY off
monakai: Man it's 90 degrees and humid in my apartment, all that snow looks really good right now.
monkeyrama: !uptime
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SomebodyNowhere: I forget how I got matt killed
Ferisar: she's not toootally wrong
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pyrock_mania: The dialogue in this game is like the inverse of Oxenfree: we start out only kinda hating the characters and as time goes on they just keep making it worse.
wildpeaks: and who waited 16 years for their revenge
Diabore: lets not hide in the one defencable place we have, thats a great plan
frozenphoenix7: Ah yes, we can't hide in the lodge, the safest and easiest to defend location. He expects us to be there, because we perfectly understand how this works.
orion_valentine: Thx @monkeyrama
MilkInBag: you dont use your SIN so often
WyleeCoyote556: unarmed girl walks point
realhillwolf: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:02:08.
Stripe_dog: There are three kinds of people
aquinas_0: its a full moon
Pteraspidomorphi: So let me get this straight... We have a character who hasn't been seen since the beginning in a place no one is at, and an unknown murderer roaming around?
Going_Medium: Adam why do you know Jame's ID numbers?
aquinas_0: how could you not see!
SomebodyNowhere: totem
MousseFilledCat: My dad had me memorize my SSN when I was ten so he could just ask me rather than looking it up when filling out forms
Rhynerd: @somebodynowhere I wish I could guess in a way that didn’t spoil
monkeyrama: I missed this one a few times 🤷
MilkInBag: oh yeah, this
Ferisar: daniel radcliffe? out here?
CrazymattCaptain: I stepped away. how many are still alive?
DaMullet14: I only know my SSN because part of it was the default password for my university email
Grescheks: Dancliff Ulmer
wildpeaks: good ol' Dang Cliff
Rhynerd: So, Adam’s not gonna less chris in.
Dashiell: look out there's a dang cliff here!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: yup
ushiikun: push emily off for being so horrible?
Penthesilea180: Why does it sound like cows mooing?
MilkInBag: Welcome
monkeyrama: Ah yes
loki_lxix: full moon and snow on everything yeah totally pitch black...
frozenphoenix7: Sounds like moose.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Welcome to scenic Dan Cloff
JinGitaxias_: R I P
bananderson_: murder deer
aquinas_0: lol
Grescheks: they dead
NotCainNorAbel: @Penthesilea180 I heard the same thing
realhillwolf: they come.... for revenge
ninja_theory_ashrams: reindeer
aquinas_0: evil reindeer
monkeyrama: Angry deer :o
Grescheks: murdered by elk
NightValien28: death elk
bowsin_durrows: Revenge is what it is.
tams92: Alright, venison stakes for dinner
StarFreak359: Oh yeah?
Penthesilea180: Nevermind. Just demon deer
tergonis: the elk legion
DaMullet14: The Elk think you're a god!
Monkeybooty4: ?/?
MousseFilledCat: Sweet sweet revenge!
Grescheks: that is a HUGE bath
electric_claire: Adam is definitely gonna kill matt there
pyrock_mania: alright, who pissed off the mountain spirits?
erloas: that is a messed up herd, no females
DoktorNik: sam has it figured out
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, ok, she's not the psycho
MadAran87: At least someone's having a good time.
Oscelot: What the.
MilkInBag: :)
OleanderWhispers: good lord that's an enormous bathtub
PhorrestGaze: is her cord in the water?
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
Rhynerd: Remember when you shot that squirrel, Adam?
Oscelot: Sam has the meta figured out
aquinas_0: is this game just bad horror movie tropes the game
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: creeper peeper
Monkeybooty4: Ummmm
Grescheks: aquinas_0 yup
DaMullet14: oh jeez I didn't even see him until he left
aquinas_0: wow
ushiikun: Dying, mostly
Koshindan: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
bananderson_: You can't just be naked in a horror movie and not expect to get murdered, I guess
CamelAttack: Killer: Naw, I wouldnt want to ruin her nice bath.
MousseFilledCat: Huh, Sam's southern where the rest of them aren't
ChiefEngineerMichael: Sam took the smart action! And stayed the fuck out of this
TheMerricat: @aquinas_0 this is "Horror Movie the Video Game" you have to expect trope out the rear.
NimrodXIV: how long has she been in that tub? that water's gotta be cold
monkeyrama: Spoilers, Ben LUL
Duwani1: COuld anyone of them TURN ON the Lights
ninja_theory_ashrams: what are we doing out here? We're dying to get in
Ferisar: welcome to the most powerful towel
ushiikun: let's walk around in a towel, that seems the best way to figure out what is going on.
Mysticman89: time to go flaunt her stuff and pretend its not a murder story
HorusFive: WHO LIT ALL THESE CANDLES!
pyrock_mania: fuckin' IT balloon just chillin' there
monkeyrama: Don't the lights not work?
tams92: all those candles everywhere are definite fire hazards
SomebodyNowhere: save the cheerleader save the ____
MilkInBag: Jebaited
adi_pie: That scared me more than it should've.
tergonis: and sing this song with me
bananderson_: say no to clocks
MadAran87: So.... with all those candles... this cabin is definitely going to burn down, yes?
Grescheks: would be awkward if the balloons rotated on those strings
Gulleko: magic towel is the least believable part about this game
MilkInBag: that's a very powerful towel
ninja_theory_ashrams: ART?!
space_turbulence: How is she not freezing
1losttheGame: Love that moviep
Koshindan: @LoadingReadyRun Adam skipped it, but her clothes were gone.
Stripe_dog: Her clothes were taken
GenericHerooo: =O
Oscelot: Ewwww
monkeyrama: She gets lost NotLikeThis
bananderson_: oh, a murderer *and* a creep
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: foiled by the wind
HorusFive: My fiendish plan! Ruined!
MilkInBag: killers control balloons
Monkeybooty4: 0_0
Duwani1: The light switches are right there on the Wall
realhillwolf: for a moment i thought "Watch out ben!!"
MilkInBag: I want to play a game
StarFreak359: Hunh.
nogbutt: Are the boiz back from seattle?
Duwani1: You see them in every shot
bowsin_durrows: Just chill and watch the movie.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: not if she closes her eyes!
space_turbulence: Shes not even holding the towel up, so unrealistic
MilkInBag: how can he film that
monkeyrama: How did he get that shot
tams92: how did he get that angle
SomebodyNowhere: birdfacts
NotCainNorAbel: how did they develop that film so quickly?
pyrock_mania: He shot that on actual film and spliced it in that amount of time?
Penthesilea180: Hi there, Jigsaw
ninja_theory_ashrams: how did he get this film developed so quickly?
nogbutt: Unsubscribe from birdfacts
monkeyrama: This is a magical camera
Rhynerd: !birb
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Officinalis: The psycho converted all of this to analog film.
Monkeybooty4: Hi, I'm the killer nice to meet you. Would you like some tea?"
WyleeCoyote556: he has the power of cutscene
SomebodyNowhere: sa-am
Grescheks: that was less than 10 seconds
MilkInBag: ADAM
Pazzix: cAW
monkeyrama: Book it seabatTROG
SomebodyNowhere: towel don't fail me now
Pazzix: fkkk
monkeyrama: Zoomies!
MilkInBag: I SEE YOU
Pazzix: jmp
ChiefEngineerMichael: As we all know, murderers can only move at enthusiastic walking speed
erloas: he lied, that wasn't 10 seconds
Pazzix: fail
bananderson_: Birdfact: that was not 10 seconds
orbitaltuna: how many are left alive?
Monkeybooty4: Uh- Oh
MilkInBag: ditch the towel to run faster
monkeyrama: ouch
Pazzix: i agree
Grescheks: ow
monakai: ooowww
TheMerricat: Only Josh is 'dead'.
ninja_theory_ashrams: not final girl material
ushiikun: going outside in a towel, sounds smart, I'm sure she won't freeze or antying
Pazzix: towel slows you down
Sanityis0verrated: whelp phone died and I missed some stuff
MilkInBag: LUL
Mysticman89: good effort
monkeyrama: Adam NotLikeThis
Robot_Bones: Adam is just prolonging their suffering
DrWreckage: ADAM NO
Officinalis: Adam is a monster.
Grescheks: womp womp
NimrodXIV: you monster
tams92: adam....
bananderson_: whoopsie doodle
Pazzix: :O
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: A D A M
tergonis: he finally doing it!
moosethatsmiles: Yes Adam Yes
Monkeybooty4: AdamD:
SomebodyNowhere: lrrWOW
ZeniteZero: Adam just wanna watch the world burn LUL
TheSeraphman: Adam caused me physical pain
MousseFilledCat: Welp, missed out on some lore
GenericHerooo: NotLikeThis
WyleeCoyote556: i wanted to see her bop him lrrAWW
ChiefEngineerMichael: It's Peter Stormare and his teeth, once more!
monakai: 2meta4me.
thunderbird32: I think I can't watch this. Adam is going to tilt me out. Have a fun time guys!
monkeyrama: RIP everyone, maybe
HorusFive: The less you play, the nicer his office gets
MilkInBag: ???
erloas: @chat remember to move your laundry if you've forgot
SomebodyNowhere: totally worth it to see peter stormare chewing up scenery
theneatestburrito: ??????
Pazzix: game over?
monkeyrama: You two didn't even jump
monkeyrama: That scared the crap out of me the first time
bowsin_durrows: Huh, we're the killer?
Oscelot: Good mh @thunderbird32
SomebodyNowhere: katesNice
Stripe_dog: Nice
Rhynerd: The killer is the patient
MilkInBag: there was no fog
Laserbeaks_Fury: "We heard you talkin' shit about Santa..."
Nigouki: it's your deer friends
SomebodyNowhere: the killer is a sentient deer
Sanityis0verrated: if only they had Neflix's skip intro
Rhynerd: Remember when you shot that squirrel?
bananderson_: deer vengeance
iggySPLOSION: i will fight all these deer
RealGamerCow: what are tou gonna doooo when Hulkamania comes for you!
SomebodyNowhere: is that all it took to quiet her down?
Pazzix: walk into the angry deer
loki_lxix: Adam has given in to the darkside everyone dies
tergonis: the king!
SSJParty: No waaaay... I've never seen the Nopers live before.
Pazzix: yup
JinGitaxias_: ????
BecauseGnomes: Chat is this game good?
monkeyrama: Parting the sea of elk seabatTROG
CamelAttack: Kneel before your deer gods!
Diabore: matt the disney princes
SomebodyNowhere: get big, assert your dominance
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
aquinas_0: lol
InquisitorGaia: coward
Pazzix: lol
monkeyrama: Fickle god, this Adam Savidan
Sanityis0verrated: good you leave the animals alone
ZeniteZero: Jebaited
NightValien28: fight you cowards
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: respect nature
Dashiell: Adam Savidan, friend to all animals
ZeroskieS: good, didn't hurt the animals
MaverickArtist: He is the one true king!
Sanityis0verrated: they are the only innocent ones
DaMullet14: Is 'not doing the QTEs' the any% strat
Monkeybooty4: It's over Anakin, I have the antlers!
Pazzix: you are trying to kill them all too fast
ZeroskieS: animals are friends WHY
DrWreckage: Is this the quick time event of a boshy?
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
MilkInBag: ONE SHOT
eric_christian_berg: Could've had an awesome ax-fight with a stag, but noooooo.....
Dashiell: oh never mind
ZeroskieS: fkoSus
Rhynerd: Adam might accidentally save one of these two at this rate.
Sanityis0verrated: damn it adam
SSJParty: You fool!
Grescheks: slytqWTF
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: matts gunna get stuck
tams92: now he dies?
MaverickArtist: And this is how the war began
aquinas_0: that made sense at all
ushiikun: Say hi to Dan Cliff
ZeniteZero: Adam learned LUL
NimrodXIV: shouldn't have done that
ChiefEngineerMichael: Weenie Hut Jr. wanted to be brave
monkeyrama: RIP Matt
JinGitaxias_: him ded
Going_Medium: Nicely done Adam
Rhynerd: Oh, nevermind
SomebodyNowhere: bye matt
Laserbeaks_Fury: SCORE
Fish_Bones: An eye for eye
wildpeaks: splat
Grescheks: he dead
saweeks: F
bananderson_: big cronch
Dashiell: he deserved it
tams92: ded
MaverickArtist: lrrWOW
tergonis: another one bites the dust
Nigouki: oh deer
monkeyrama: Jesusssss
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: one confirmed kill
Argumentable: you did it Adam
bowsin_durrows: A life for a life.
NotCainNorAbel: at least he wasn't murdered
ChromaticHydra: Much better. One less annoying character.
Monkeybooty4: OOF
pyrock_mania: Well this will be over quickly
BusTed: Way to Beth it up.
MaverickArtist: I tell you he dead
Wodar9: Where did the Elk go?
ZeniteZero: Where did the deer go, wth?
aquinas_0: :D
Rhynerd: lrrAWW
SSJParty: yum yums
NextLevelTabletop: Best... play-through.... ever....
ushiikun: Time to feed the Wolves
Fish_Bones: that was the deer's brother
SSJParty: Y'all played this before?
monakai: Does getting murdered because of deer count as natural causes?
Dashiell: where'd the deer go?
ZeroskieS: did he really need to be the first one to die?
monkeyrama: No spoilers, fam
eric_christian_berg: Well, whatcha got there are ghouls!
DaMullet14: That deer was provoked
HorusFive: And the deer vanished, as if they were never there
WyleeCoyote556: @SSJParty Adam hasn't
Spluuga: It was the cliff all along!
SomebodyNowhere: emily's still awful
DaMullet14: This was a clear cut case of self defense
Duwani1: honest question why is he playing if he is not going to play?
MaverickArtist: One down
erloas: he just missed the soft snow
aquinas_0: @ZeroskieS didn't the one dude get bisected?
SSJParty: @WyleeCoyote556 ah fair haha, this'll make it fun
monkeyrama: This is now Ben's fault? seabatBRAIN
DrWreckage: I mean this is content you've never seen before
realhillwolf: #BlameBen
Grescheks: Duwani1 he's playing how he wants to play, which is to kill the people off
Sanityis0verrated: Evidently Adam is Marty McFly
SomebodyNowhere: benginTraitor
NotCainNorAbel: If she lives, i swear........
Koshindan: I think it's on all of us (with that splatter radius.)
Mysticman89: its basically an idle game, and those are games
space_turbulence: Well, at least he wasn't first :\
bowsin_durrows: Of course it's Ben's fault, he's the traitor.
Zu_o: monkeyrama that should have been a statement
Ferisar: you don't "win" until dawn
eric_christian_berg: Sometimes, the only winning move is not to play.
Ferisar: doing anything is playing
DrWreckage: This is a story path basically no one takes
MaverickArtist: Adam's self control, totally dictated by Ben.
Wodar9: Part of this game is about failing QTE
ushiikun: He's sculpting his own narative.
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's nothing that says the goal of the game is you have to save anyone
Zalbaag: This is just a different ending
DrWreckage: So this is super interesting
iggySPLOSION: QTEs are dumb, i stand with adam
Going_Medium: Adam has his own win condition.
Dylanthesquig: everyone dies if adam gets what he wants
bananderson_: lol as if failing the events is "not playing" somehow
paranormal_snacktivity: I really like this version of playing
monkeyrama: He has been playing. Part of the game is also not doing qtes/don't moves/aiming
Ruryk: the QTEs make me so anxious cause I just want to controller smash them, but its interesting seeing the different outcomes... I physically dont think I could do this run lol
Tplayne: is full cast death the goal now? just wondering haha
MaverickArtist: oh, no, I am digging the full Wrath of Savidan play through
paranormal_snacktivity: never seen someone do it before so it's really cool :D
JinGitaxias_: probably dead
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: josh, jess?, and matt
Ferisar: this game keeps going even if you fail QTEs, it's not like you get scored after each chapter
SSJParty: Is Adam doing a kill everyone run?
SentientSwarmOfBees: I figured it out, Adam's the killer!
ushiikun: and Maybe Sam
monkeyrama: Some of them you need to not do to live, so 🤷
Penthesilea180: I mean, this is a horror movie type game.
StarFreak359: Josh had to split.
Duwani1: no I was just wondering what the rules of the playthrough were not critizising
ThordanSsoa: Which one died for you Ben?
blackwlf: Secret twist, Josh is the only one who survives.
TheJohnnyBoy533: Adam is playing his own game which is kill all of these shitty teens
Sanityis0verrated: Trogs know
Rhynerd: I was really hoping Matt would be accidentally saved since he was the only casualty in a playthrough I watched.
MilkInBag: you're playing it wrong BabyRage
moosethatsmiles: Im a fan
realhillwolf: go adam
RealGamerCow: making people mad is just a bonus
MaverickArtist: you're good Adam
XprotoformX: i'm not sure about Josh.... i need to see the footage.... ONE more time to be sure
Pseudonym_Ken: Kill all these stupid teens
StillAnEmoKid: Hey, you do you my dude, don't let anything stop you.
Koshindan: Josh was just on the bad half of the coin flip.
bananderson_: Adam is indeed the killer, shooting for the TPK
MadameAdversary: The game tells you right away that you can just not do stuff.
Dylanthesquig: Chat getting mad seems like a bonus though
monkeyrama: He does want to kill everyone while also experiencing the game
UrbanSamurai_22: Im just sad because there was a cooler way for Matt to die
Tplayne: I mean watching twitch is kinda a movie anyway
SomebodyNowhere: everybody dies is a trophy
SSJParty: I like the do nothing mechanic, makes sense. Messes with our expectation as gamers.
kmack47: sensitive much
iggySPLOSION: adam is staying true to horror tropes
Mysticman89: ok not run this girl off a cliff like a lemming
monkeyrama: It might not turn out the way you expect
Mysticman89: now
Sanityis0verrated: I think all trogs are on the kill teens train
prince_infidel: Not playing is still playing with this game
MaverickArtist: The real killer was the Adam a met along the way.
Monkeybooty4: That's why there's multiple options in the first place
Draynus: I'm kinda glad someone is here to play this making all the choices I wanna see but don't have the heart to do myself
ThordanSsoa: Who died in your playthrough Ben?
realhillwolf: oh well. sleepy time. night chads
Ferisar: it's part of why this game is good on multiple playthroughs, actual outcomes :D
bananderson_: Matt getting punished for his deer crimes was pretty cool though
Zalbaag: There is no fire on this tower
Dylanthesquig: then stop climbing up
Ruryk: remind me to never take any winter vacations to weird lodges in Canadia
DaMullet14: I was told by Twitter that this was a teen-killing stream, and I have not been disappointed
ushiikun: Only if her hands are wet
thordak_keitel: game also said in the begining doing nothing is the right option
CrazymattCaptain: she's gonna fall isn't she
tacocpu: Real gamers never die
Grescheks: what's the button to get her to lick the metal pole Kappa
erloas: its pretty close to MST3K here
Ferisar: raise the roof gamers
monkeyrama: Everyone can die, everyone can live seabatTROG
SomebodyNowhere: bap
Pseudonym_Ken: *unce*
NotCainNorAbel: Who's there?
eric_christian_berg: I hope we get the ending where we eat the shrink.
bananderson_: Mike, is that you?
Argumentable: Her eyes are the weirdest part about that
Monkeybooty4: Me accidentally pushing pull doors
Stripe_dog: Oh no, Mike was contagious.
cameronj115: aaa it's the best scary bois
monkeyrama: BibleThump
MechaKuuga: Poor Matt, he did not deserve it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is Hannah Washing next to Hannah Montana?
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cameronj115: IN CARS
DrWreckage: How much longer do you guys play? I forget the schedule
ushiikun: What if she didn't die, and is really angry about what happened?
Juliamon: Another 30-ish minutes
ThordanSsoa: Best description I heard of this game is it makes you the director of a horror movie. You're objective isn't necessarily to make everyone live, just to make the most interesting story you can
eric_christian_berg: doo-doo, doo-doo doo-doo
DaMullet14: If only Matt were here, he could turn on a raido
ZeniteZero: Now, it'd be hillarious is Adam killed all the characters too early and never got any closure on the plot LUL
Pteraspidomorphi: Delilah wake up
Grescheks: if this is Firewatch, we gotta find the turtle friend
eric_christian_berg: GENERATOR TIME!
tams92: man why couldn't the deer push HER off the clif
GenericHerooo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:18:46.
SomebodyNowhere: No Power, the door wont open
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: ah yes. fax for help
Mysticman89: rinter working would be unrealistitc
NotCainNorAbel: printers never work.
StarFreak359: defuse box
SomebodyNowhere: can't be a lets nope game without restarting the power
verzegcaio: hey Adam, Ben! Best duo of lets nope! this game is awesome!
monkeyrama: That would be super cold though, get some gloves, girl!
cameronj115: he reminds me of the babe what babe the babe with the power what power the power of voodoo
StarFreak359: And the copier starts going
Rhynerd: Time to get a zappy again?
ushiikun: Big lights on a mountain top tower, no one will see that.
MilkInBag: we'RE HERE
Laserbeaks_Fury: Naw we call in a care package
JinGitaxias_: for emergencies only
Grescheks: "Hmm, this seems useful, better leave it here"
MilkInBag: 🦋 is this sabotage
Mysticman89: paper jam
Sanityis0verrated: we don''t need no stinking flare gun
monkeyrama: Get that to Jessica since her phone privileges were taken away
Argumentable: it doesn't even shoot real bullets
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ADAM
eric_christian_berg: The story takes a dramatic turn when Em gets a sniper rifle and level 3 armor.
JinGitaxias_: yup, still dead
Rhynerd: It lives!
Penthesilea180: Hopefully the printer has ink
TheJohnnyBoy533: adam is slowly killing ben
Riandisa: warm up with freshly printed sheets of paper
SentientSwarmOfBees: I love the choices being made
verzegcaio: this game has dlc??
Grescheks: "send. nudes."
eric_christian_berg: new number, who dis?
MilkInBag: he's gotta be behind
DaMullet14: that is neither slow nor clear
monkeyrama: We're getting their signal pretty clearly NotLikeThis
frozenphoenix7: "Slowly and clearly" Emily listen to the man's instructions.
ulexarX: Radio crytyping
SomebodyNowhere: wow
SomebodyNowhere: so good
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
erloas: "glad thats over"
DrWreckage: Such euphoria
SomebodyNowhere: role playing
CamelAttack: Speak slowly and clearly. *speaks fast and frantically*
Grescheks: monkeyrama could be that our transmitting equipment is crappy, but our receiver is okay
Dylanthesquig: yeah guns a scary
eric_christian_berg: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
PhorrestGaze: DM, it's what my character would do!
Monkeybooty4: LUL
Pazzix: "speak clearly and slowly" "help plzplzplzplz omghelp"
DrWreckage: These are like the stupidest fucking choices I've ever seen anyway
monkeyrama: Fair @Grescheks
tams92: to be fair, adam is right. She's be freaking out up to this point.
DaMullet14: She will in fact, calm UP
ZeroskieS: a c t i n g
monkeyrama: Success!
MadWolf1290: Emily has no chill
JinGitaxias_: illusion of choice
SomebodyNowhere: illusion of choice
tams92: Ah, the illusion of choice
MechaKuuga: Adam is kinda a sadist
MilkInBag: being annoying can work :)
SomebodyNowhere: the title
Grescheks: stay there...Until Dawn!
MilkInBag: roll credits
monkeyrama: So we have to survive until dawn :o
blackwlf: Did you miss the "maniac" part, you dumb butt.
Wodar9: ROLL CREDITS
wildpeaks: roll credits
Grescheks: it's the elk coming to finish her off!
Pazzix: really though, dont kill end the game too fast by killing everyone
saweeks: it's the elk
JinGitaxias_: it's THE ELK
eric_christian_berg: Zombie-Matt!
XprotoformX: its a deer
BusTed: That seems bad.
monkeyrama: Oh nooooo
blackwlf: That did not look like a humanish arm.
frozenphoenix7: It's going down. I'm yelling timber.
eric_christian_berg: Matt with a deer head!
Oscelot: Mawp
Monkeybooty4: Weeeeeeee
MilkInBag: of course a single cable was the only thing keeping it up
tams92: I don't think this tower is structurally sound anymore
aquinas_0: magically fire!
ushiikun: Where'd the fire come from?
DaMullet14: Being in a building that's falling over is legitimately one of my biggest fears
wildpeaks: that's one solid piece of glass
monkeyrama: Yiiiiikes, plz no
pyrock_mania: She's dead like three different ways
Going_Medium: Quick get in the fridge. You'll be fine.
Laserbeaks_Fury: They don't call them TENSION wires for nothing
ZeroskieS: LUL
SomebodyNowhere: wow
MilkInBag: LUL
wildpeaks: headshot
ChiefEngineerMichael: Fucking DOMED
Grescheks: she got bopped
tams92: GOT EM
Bloodrush192: LMAO
SomebodyNowhere: we're monsters
Oscelot: That’s fair @damullet14
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ADAM
pyrock_mania: friggin poetic
MilkInBag: why is it on fire
Megaparsec256: So the unattended candles don't start a fire, but metal sliding across wood does?
JinGitaxias_: PLEASE TOWER
monkeyrama: Oh my
pyrock_mania: squish
Baldrash: And nothing of value was lost.
Papperslappen: my printer!
JinGitaxias_: DON'T KILL ME TOWER
SomebodyNowhere: maybe she's okay Kappa
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: bye b
erloas: save her to die later
bananderson_: that's a slam dunk right there
Stripe_dog: Byeeeeeeee
aquinas_0: Squish!
MadWolf1290: NOM NOM NOM
Questhere: pankcaked
Wodar9: IB4 she survived
DaMullet14: She's probably fine
DaMullet14: Walk it off
Koshindan: No body. Not dead.
Oscelot: Welp.
StillAnEmoKid: Until you see a body
tergonis: good pause there ben
MilkInBag: tis but a SCRATCH
saweeks: no body
NightValien28: another one bites the dust
HorusFive: Probably fine
monkeyrama: Always the optimist
BusTed: It's a bit of a scrape.
Wodar9: She Got better
Grescheks: lrrFINE
cheetoJack: that was just excessive
Bloodrush192: she'll be the only one that lives in this one LUL
StarFreak359: ".....she might be alive."
TheSeraphman: death wasn't on screen technically?
XprotoformX: lrrFINE
JinGitaxias_: elk got her
pyrock_mania: did her shoes fly off? No? She's fine.
tams92: horror movie logic, unless I see a character die on screen I'm assuming they're still alive
Rhynerd: No corpse shown, might be alive.
MadAran87: O... kay. This is kind of just unpleasant now. o.o
frozenphoenix7: Are they not questioning the balloons with arrows?
Oscelot: Yeah @madaran87
Grescheks: frozenphoenix7 I mean, they already experienced a Saw-like trap
SomebodyNowhere: short shorts leggins and boots
Oscelot: Remember if you need to stop that’s ok
bananderson_: the danger zone
Juliamon: !cw
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DaMullet14: "Yes, I DEFINITELY saved your life on purpose"
ushiikun: Ashley and Chris hookup?
Stripe_dog: "Thanks for saving me." "Oh it was an accident."
JinGitaxias_: if you THREW THE VASE
frozenphoenix7: I mean yeah, but they have to assume if she's not in the bath and those balloons are all set up, her location probably has something to do with those balloons.
JinGitaxias_: THEY WOULD KNOW
SomebodyNowhere: BEARTRAP
Ruryk: is serge the voice of this guy lol
monkeyrama: That is a very good command
MilkInBag: who says 'effed-up' while in danger
seth_erickson: It's okay Chris you can swear
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bananderson_: third time's the charm bay bee
monkeyrama: Oh myyyyy
ushiikun: Guess they should use their cabin more often so the homeless guy doesn't reprogram it.
Dylanthesquig: On this episode of Adam ruins everything...
HorusFive: Sneak up on the door. Maybe it will be unlocked this time
Rhynerd: !advice
LRRbot: Try to avoid being gruesomely killed.
MilkInBag: what if NOW you can open it
HorusFive: !badadvice
LRRbot: Monetize the baby.
MadameAdversary: relevant
SomebodyNowhere: !quote adam
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WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: what? i missed that
Heartlessangel86: did i miss the spoops?
Rhynerd: You chose the wrong time to give that advice, LRRbot.
wildpeaks: lrrSPOOP
Papperslappen: lrrSPOOP
bowsin_durrows: !advice
LRRbot: Set fire to the tracks.
e_bloc: lrrSPOOP
e_bloc: scoop
ushiikun: I was going to cut you in half, I probably don't care what you think
e_bloc: chris is such a weenie
HorusFive: They know there's a killer here. Why does nobody believe she saw something?
bananderson_: Chris is weenie hut jr. jr.
monkeyrama: K Chris
BusTed: I trust that.
bowsin_durrows: How about we don't keep our heads?
SomebodyNowhere: yeah totally safe
monkeyrama: Why not
tams92: I like this glasses guy, I hope he makes it
ChiefEngineerMichael: Turns out. Chris isn't as much of a dingus
Monkeybooty4: Convenient
StarFreak359: lrrSPOOP lrrSCOOP
HorusFive: Seems legit
pyrock_mania: Only one more useless than Mike is Chris
Diabore: noice
eric_christian_berg: An adventuring party would be out in the snow, watching this place burn to the ground.
Koshindan: Chris knows this is railroaded and doesn't want to sequence break.
monkeyrama: Errybody is dying if Adam has his way
Rhynerd: @tams92 I think Adam knows just how he plans to kill Chris, and be decided this dude’s fate early
bowsin_durrows: Well, good thing someone has died.
bananderson_: Tee pee kay
ghostvalv: two lrrSCOOP of lrrSPOOP
MilkInBag: i saw it
NotCainNorAbel: I saw it
wildpeaks: everybody, from now on
loki_lxix: saw it
monkeyrama: The game is getting to him lrrSPOOP
JinGitaxias_: one frame of A S H L E Y
Ferisar: the flash was the face cam when you stop moving
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you stand still it goes to the close up
StillAnEmoKid: Yeah her face flashed on screen
e_bloc: are we going crazy down here
Oscelot: Wait NOW we have electric?
XprotoformX: g-g-g-ghost?
Dylanthesquig: your head is fried
MilkInBag: whomst seenth it
Grescheks: I think that flash was it going to Face Cam, but then you moved and it changed back to regular camera
tams92: ok I don't like glasses guy anymore
caprinefox: Ooooh. Spoops
Monkeybooty4: Wall of spikes 0_0
Rhynerd: Looked@like the relationship screen asbed.
spicydungus: lrrSPOOP
Rhynerd: *flashed
dsavillian: #hashtag
BusTed: That's too long for a hashtag, silly.
monkeyrama: Ah yes, twitter
JinGitaxias_: ghost of the people who died?
SomebodyNowhere: #TheresAFreakingGhostAfterUs
e_bloc: Pride210 can't wait for Chris to get murked
Papperslappen: # lrrSPOOP
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DaMullet14: That line is gonna be SO funny when Twitter folds
JinGitaxias_: he said the bad words
bowsin_durrows: #there'safreakingghostafterus
SomebodyNowhere: lrrSPOOP
HorusFive: Famous last words
monkeyrama: #Time4Hauntings
PhorrestGaze: you better start believein' in ghost stories chris
HorusFive: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Papperslappen: his body is a vessel for the cursed
DaMullet14: yo tengo a key!
Grescheks: that's a cool key
caprinefox: Is this the kind of game where you probably survive at the end?
pyrock_mania: that's...uh...
SomebodyNowhere: lrrADAM lrrSPOOP lrrBEN
JinGitaxias_: idunno ashley
DaMullet14: caprinefox So far we're 3 characters into that being a 'nope'
HorusFive: Quick, split the party!
monkeyrama: Jebaited
monkeyrama: The remix
Dylanthesquig: what a bunch of chucklers you are
Grescheks: caprinefox this is the kind of game where any number of people could potentially survive at the end, but they could also die terrible deaths
Rhynerd: Ninth time’s the charm!
bowsin_durrows: 3 more time, 2 more times 0 more times.
popiloniow: you looking for a mod
popiloniow: oh shit youre famouse nvm
JinGitaxias_: nah that's not a ghost, this seems like more of a specter situation here
monkeyrama: Chris just chillin
XprotoformX: you're twisting the knob the wrong way
XprotoformX: it was never locked
StarFreak359: "Like" an idiot?
Mysticman89: tiny beartrap
Ferisar: it's also a bear trap
Brooklynnb545: Cheer50 Adam I saw your tweet about the main event at stomping ground....turn on your location I just wanna talk
loki_lxix: bear trap
SomebodyNowhere: a beartrap!
popiloniow: wanna know how this game ends
Nigouki: cmoooooooooon bear trap
Grescheks: that is NOT a "little" key
dsavillian: uhhhhh
monkeyrama: Helpful ghosts 🤔
BecauseGnomes: Is it???
bowsin_durrows: Beartrap.
tams92: well that's unsettling
Mysticman89: everyone was naked?
Ruryk: ive seen this movie... there is a key in here and it unlocks the closet where the doll is
matthew_dauber: fuck this part screwed me up lol
Koshindan: Why are they nekkid?
Megaparsec256: Also all the dolls are naked. That's not creepy or anything
XprotoformX: I Know What You Did Last Winter
Bloodrush192: big ol' orgy..... LUL no
e_bloc: let's not ask why the dolls are naked, let's ask why we aren't naked
Questhere: mimic!
e_bloc: that was great
SomebodyNowhere: doll why
caprinefox: What's creepier, if it was setup like that before they arrived, or after?
HorusFive: Beartrap
JinGitaxias_: book is a secret beartrap
bowsin_durrows: Would it be better or worse if the dolls had the exact clothing they were wearing then?
BecauseGnomes: Okay, did that have a point other than jumpscare?
MilkInBag: ):
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monkeyrama: He phoned Josh
tams92: OH EHM GEE
Baldrash: OMG! 8D
Pteraspidomorphi: Colon dee
ZeroskieS: Bullying is the real monster
Grescheks: uh, excuse you, Ashley, that is Adam's job
Rhynerd: :D
ZeroskieS: Pranks can hurt
e_bloc: the gas!
bowsin_durrows: This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Koshindan: 2013 was prime blogging years.
pyrock_mania: ghost is ripping dank clouds
JinGitaxias_: as we all know 2014 was the year diaries were outmoded
Rhynerd: Is the bat still around here?
DukeofFliesOxO: D:
SomebodyNowhere: hello jumpscare
Pteraspidomorphi: Wellll
Ruryk: shit
monkeyrama: lrrSPOOP
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MilkInBag: excuse you
JinGitaxias_: DEMONS
Nigouki: magic!
tams92: Jump scare!
StarFreak359: What the Silent Hill was that?
Dylanthesquig: gottem
Brooklynnb545: 👀
loki_lxix: i pooped
Diabore: i got spooped
Dylanthesquig: the good ol spoop poop
BecauseGnomes: Okay seriously, do these jump scares have any point other than to just be weird?
JinGitaxias_: so random xd
monkeyrama: Chris has very good eyes for someone nowhere near this book
frozenphoenix7: Projector you say
HorusFive: Gameplay!
MilkInBag: powerful bulb Kreygasm
BecauseGnomes: It's starting to get kind of old and they feel so shoehorned?
saweeks: loves reading about light bulbs
SomebodyNowhere: dont run with those
caprinefox: butt blade
Wodar9: Just don't use it!
tams92: I'm sure the weapon is tied to a quick time event, so we're good
Rhynerd: Now you gotta stab a man.
StarFreak359: No THANK you
pyrock_mania: you're never going to get these kids killed if you keep outfitting them like this
monkeyrama: ick
Fofo57007: Ben tnyLol
caprinefox: The spiders were scarier than the ghost jumpscare
Koshindan: I don't know about haunted, but this house does have an infestation.
ushiikun: The cabin is linked to the sanitarium?
gawag_: yo this house is fucking huge
1losttheGame: i should watch inception again, that was a good movie
monkeyrama: I mean, Sam had that bat. It's all up to Adam seabatSEAL
StarFreak359: Secret Tunnel, you say?
e_bloc: suicide pact
pyrock_mania: This is why you don't have a joint hotel/sanitarium
HorusFive: Good thing the psycho had a masters in engineering to set up all these door traps etc
MilkInBag: I'm at my limit too MingLee
Grescheks: yes
TheKingWiggins: My people have a song about the secret tunnel
ushiikun: That's exactly what happened!
StillAnEmoKid: Yep yep
Grescheks: that is what she's saying
BecauseGnomes: Yes!
Bloodrush192: uhm, yeah
frozenphoenix7: Yes, we are sayin gthis.
monkeyrama: Yes, but NotLikeThis
Brooklynnb545: SECRET TUNNEL
Officinalis: Adam, history's greatest monster.
frozenphoenix7: Yes, it is.
Musicsquid: Did she only pack one Jacket or is she just cool wearing Joshs blood around
Grescheks: uh, it really IS your fault, Ashley
tams92: yes it is
NightValien28: YES IT IS
Ferisar: it's not my fault the guy i stabbed died
Grescheks: he deserved that
e_bloc: get it
HorusFive: A....n....d.... wolf
Bloodrush192: LMAO
kbatra: hi
SomebodyNowhere: hoooooooooo
ushiikun: He deserved much worse.
NightValien28: it was the ghost
Bloodrush192: oh god I never saw that! LUL
pyrock_mania: Hannah did NOT like that
Rhynerd: Karma wood?
ChromaticHydra: Good answer. Further solidify her as someone who will be so dead in a horror movie.
MilkInBag: after seeing a friend get sawed in half, i would have left anyway
JinGitaxias_: this is the staircase with the beartrap
Pazzix: Is this how you treat your friends Adam?
DaMullet14: scissors!
SomebodyNowhere: now kiss
monkeyrama: So close
wildpeaks: Denied
Bloodrush192: DAMMIT
StillAnEmoKid: Damn that tension
loki_lxix: nah he is clearly into Sam
Rhynerd: So, Adam would be a fucking coward. lrrBEEJ
1losttheGame: LUL
ushiikun: This isn't now Kiss, it's Let's Nope
BecauseGnomes: GOTTEM
Grescheks: lrrWOW
pyrock_mania: offda
Pteraspidomorphi: It was such a romantic derelict basement too
eric_christian_berg: The inexplicable ten minute quicktime sex scene didn't test well.
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Sanityis0verrated: that suspension bridge effect
bananderson_: that show is so good
Brooklynnb545: Lol where’s Kathleen yelling at them to kiss
Brooklynnb545: Also I LOVE leterkenny
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh
DaMullet14: seriously though she's not remotely interested in washing Josh off her damn face?
1losttheGame: its boat controls, not tank controls Kappa
Rhynerd: That’s off
gawag_: why arent you a sideways pilot adam?
ushiikun: They'll always be something there to remind her.
Grescheks: that's a murder room, for sure
e_bloc: do you want to play a game
Koshindan: But Adam you gave her scissors.
Robot_Bones: Is this... Josh's Blood?
Bloodrush192: nothing like the smell of iron.... yuck
kbatra: f
MilkInBag: josh isnt?
TheSeraphman: don't worry, she's got scissors to protect herself lrrBEEJ
monkeyrama: Jess and Em 🤔
Mysticman89: so far ashley has not made me want her to die. everyone else is kinda asking for it
JinGitaxias_: 🤔
XprotoformX: Em is still alive... maybe
SomebodyNowhere: why not sam
Grescheks: there's no Jessica, or Emily
tams92: oh i get it
CompletelyUnsure: this killer SUCKS
caprinefox: Maybe it's more like a dreamboar
loki_lxix: he lived through getting bisected
caprinefox: dreamboard
Mysticman89: adam best killer
Grescheks: wow, that deep cut Adam...
KinoGami: wow. really. YTV hitlist refference?
LackingSanity_: wait, how did matt die? I missed it
Robot_Bones: Yeah Em is still totally alive
MilkInBag: HUH OH
SomebodyNowhere: beartrap!!!
Koshindan: @loki_lxix It's okay. Only the bottom half died.
tacocpu: Are they not gonna comment on the srossed-out Matt?
pyrock_mania: oh boy, more home movies!
Pteraspidomorphi: He fell off a cliff
Grescheks: LackingSanity_ the elks pushed him off a cliff
caoinlean: Ed the Sock was awesome
Rhynerd: @lackingsanity_ Adam made him axe a deer in front of a pack.
erloas: that was the wrong way, she turned it to off
HorusFive: I call bull. This kid doesn't know how to work 35mm
pyrock_mania: look how young we were!
Nigouki: who the fuck went through the effort of printing that to film
monkeyrama: Caaalled it
Rhynerd: @nigouki some maniac.
monkeyrama: NostrAdamus seabatBRAIN
pyrock_mania: oof
Grescheks: WOW CHRIS
ZeroskieS: Just a prank bro
Koshindan: Just a prank bro
pyrock_mania: big oof
Stripe_dog: WHERE do you even print digital video to film reel?
Stripe_dog: Wiat
pyrock_mania: WOW CHRIS
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: IT WAS JUST A PRANK, HURRRRRRRR
Stripe_dog: There's no film on those wheels
Wodar9: PRANK BRO
SomebodyNowhere: creating the least compassionate ashley in a playthrough
gawag_: I missed the beginning, what was the prank?
Grescheks: Emily wasn't even there, but we still killed her off :P
MilkInBag: this is called entrapment
Stripe_dog: Those reels are empty
tams92: jump scare?
tams92: yep
JinGitaxias_: D E M O N S
Wodar9: Jump Scare?
tacocpu: That shit looked like suicide squad Joker
Pazzix: who just sticks jumpscares in videos
Sanityis0verrated: maybe Hannah would be less mad at you if you weren't such a B
LackingSanity_: that was a hop spook at best
orbitaltuna: ooh that's a lot of blood
ZeroskieS: Ghosts rise up
iggySPLOSION: not every marilyn manson fan is a ghost, racist
HorusFive: Ghost don't open doors!
pyrock_mania: best escape room ever, amiright?
Dylanthesquig: We can't be ghost we respawn
Bloodrush192: Ashley is turning into Emily....a B
ZeniteZero: Inb4 Adam is playing the ghost
Ruryk: we really live in a society bottom text
seth_erickson: Ghost aren't Gamers and I'll die on this hill
gawag_: what was the prank? I missed the beginning
1losttheGame: does that mean ghosts can look up??
Mysticman89: ghostgate when
MilkInBag: time to enter the GHOST ZONE
Koshindan: She needs to take the hint that Chris wants Sam.
frozenphoenix7: We love you too Adam.
cameronj115: just saw new childs play had a mcu reference it was so good movie get a 10/10
pyrock_mania: juicy
ushiikun: Does Chris really deserve to die? He seems like not a total nob.
monkeyrama: Need to get that murder on
SomebodyNowhere: I imdb'd her and the ashley actress is supercute
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MilkInBag: LUL
Wodar9: Split the party!
e_bloc: yessssss
monkeyrama: Split the party seabatBRAIN
SomebodyNowhere: always split the party
Grescheks: I'm sure this is fine
iggySPLOSION: follow the horror tropes, adam!
Officinalis: RIP everyone
HorusFive: !badadvice
LRRbot: Keep your cards hidden.
MilkInBag: welp
Rhynerd: Party split.
SomebodyNowhere: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5460: "The only people I'll be nice to is Twitch chat." —Adam [2018-10-30]
Diabore: is it good or bad that i instinctively clapped?
caprinefox: They look liike a weird predator
TheKingWiggins: Is this an intentional kill everyone run?
MilkInBag: she SHOUTED toward him
tacocpu: She's so fucking loud
StillAnEmoKid: Makes the loudest noises when escaping
Rhynerd: !findquote twitch chat
LRRbot: Quote #5028: "I never thought I'd be proud of Twitch chat..." —Adam [2018-06-09]
Baldrash: @Diabore Let's say good. Only partially because I did too.
Ferisar: s m o o t h
monkeyrama: SAfe
Grescheks: in the fridge?
HorusFive: Continue to walk backwards, that way nothing can sneak up on you
JinGitaxias_: why did he jumpscare ashley tho
iggySPLOSION: stabby mcjuggalo is coming
supertwinkman: they just bought sam some cool new clothes!!
MilkInBag: better be quiet, SAM
monkeyrama: LUL Ashley plz
pyrock_mania: SAM
Officinalis: Does anyone else think Chris looks like a doofy teenage Cameron?
SomebodyNowhere: I guess technically sam might not be dead she did get syringed tho
pyrock_mania: well, how did she scream then?
e_bloc: yes
Rhynerd: Remember Ashley, this is a sne-SAM?!?
e_bloc: damn the gas
Grescheks: of course Chris was looking at her chest...to see her breathing Kappa
monkeyrama: Damn! The gas!
SomebodyNowhere: teeth
Pazzix: use the bat
itsr67: damn... the gass
iggySPLOSION: THE JUGGALO
Wodar9: Laughing gas!
pyrock_mania: Didn't expect Caustic to show up in this game
Pteraspidomorphi: No effort!
bananderson_: damn, the gas
Officinalis: Good effort,
silvalunae: good effort xD
monkeyrama: If only she had scissors NotLikeThis
MilkInBag: bad reflexes!
Monkeybooty4: Good Effort
NSGReaper: Adam the judge.
Dylanthesquig: maximum effort
Pazzix: why
Rhynerd: Damn, the Gas!
Xenovita: an effort was not made
JinGitaxias_: good effort Kappa
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: ??????
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: adam is no longer the boshy
ushiikun: That's everyone, right?
tams92: "really good effort" I believe the game was talking directly to adam
Pazzix: stop doing thattttt
ZeniteZero: Wth is this, the Scarecrow? LUL
DaMullet14: Adam isn't the hero Gotham needs, but he IS the hero Gotham deserves
MilkInBag: we'll soon take Adam out in the pasture
Pazzix: fk
Diabore: reflex is going, memory is going, time for a home
frozenphoenix7: Well, I guess it's time we move on and find a different Boshy guys Kappa
TheSeraphman: WHY DID I COME BACK TO GAMER YEARS
Mysticman89: are gamer years longer or shorter than human years
TheKingWiggins: Adam heel turn?
monkeyrama: LUL That was hilarious
ulexarX: They're going to take the mask off and it's Adam Savidan's face
monkeyrama: He's always a heel
Wodar9: Going to force them play Chess!
HorusFive: I'd like to take his... Face. Off.
bananderson_: what is "damn. the gas!" from, twitch chat?
MadWolf1290: this is such a good scene
tams92: awfully low budget for our jigsaw knock off
Grescheks: bananderson_ from the Call of Cthulu game that just game out recently
caprinefox: Are they tied down
ZeniteZero: Adam got a twisted, dark sense of humor. I love it.
ZeroskieS: Do you want to play a game?
SomebodyNowhere: awwwww
bananderson_: thanks Grescheks
ushiikun: I'm sorry, but I have to shoot you.
JinGitaxias_: D:
Monkeybooty4: Kappa
Robot_Bones: Normally one doesn't take fun into account when balancing the universe. But this... Brings a smile to my face
Grescheks: bananderson_ no problem :)
eric_christian_berg: Priorities?
Diabore: that was not what she was getting at
Nigouki: that makes the gun way more awkward
Wodar9: Play russian roulette with an automatic
ZeniteZero: How come Chris has a free hand?
Questhere: saw that coming
Wodar9: DANG
Wodar9: SAVE CHRIS
MilkInBag: LUL
Bloodrush192: LMAO
circusofkirkus: "can" live
SomebodyNowhere: !cw
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Wodar9: HAHAHAHA
StillAnEmoKid: I'm excited to see this decision play out
monkeyrama: Oh my
Bloodrush192: hard choice Adam!
NimrodXIV: man, Jigsaw hates Chris
ChiefEngineerMichael: At least he tried!
Penthesilea180: Bye Ashley
Wodar9: That should have worked!!!!
Wodar9: WTF GAME
Rioxcon: neither 2 4 1
e_bloc: lol
monkeyrama: Jesus
XprotoformX: Chris sucks more
ZeroskieS: I SAW this coming Kappa
Sanityis0verrated: shoot noone
Papperslappen: Yes, Chris, Yes
tams92: the VA is really screaming into the mic
manderson808: LUL
Monkeybooty4: Chris heel turn!
MilkInBag: do nothing :)
monkeyrama: so mean LUL
NimrodXIV: ADAM
StabsofWar: LUL
MilkInBag: SourPls
Officinalis: EenyMeenyMinyMoe
pyrock_mania: NO WHAMMIES
JinGitaxias_: LUL
ZeniteZero: Russian roulette time, bois!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: eenie meanie minie mo
ChiefEngineerMichael: Eenie meenie mynie moe
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: LUL
Ruryk: THE ANXIETY
TheSeraphman: LUL
blackwlf: Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun!
SomebodyNowhere: eenie meenie miney
tams92: LUL
Wodar9: Did we do it!
circusofkirkus: LUL
e_bloc: lrrWOW
monkeyrama: He chose neither :o
ZeroskieS: that stock scream LUL
Bloodrush192: welp....
JinGitaxias_: that stock ass scream
tergonis: the 2fer!
TheSeraphman: DOUBLE KILL
Wodar9: TPK?
ushiikun: Chris just didn't want to die.
bananderson_: we already got one moneyshot saw scene this game
Sanityis0verrated: $60
Tplayne: shit. what a time to hit the back button
borill47: what time doest his usually start at?
ZeroskieS: wow this doctor
MadWolf1290: I dont' think he's a doctor
GenericHerooo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:50:16.
DaMullet14: I hope Mr. Stormare got paid a LOT
LackingSanity_: Do you get it? He's talking to the psycho, but also the player! Did you get it yet? Have we made this clear enough yet?
tams92: i mean duh, look at how crappy his office is
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Once again! Presenting Peter Stormare! Featuring Peter Stormare's teeth!
Penthesilea180: So, therapist is a hallucination, I'm guessing?
Wodar9: There is more?
bananderson_: Hey doc, why were you playing this dumb game with snakes and fears when you knew this dude was a murderer?
ZeniteZero: Hear that, Adam? He's talking to ya Kappa
monkeyrama: Cliffhanger NotLikeThis
zergkind: Yeah Adam, listen to Mr Stromare.
orbitaltuna: psychopaaaaaaaaath
HorusFive: This really doesn't seem like the same character from before
MadWolf1290: there's like another 1/3 of the game
Robot_Bones: @borill47 5PM PDT
monkeyrama: We'll find out next week
gawag_: woah, that is a really cool narrative
ChiefEngineerMichael: WHAT
borill47: ty
matthew_dauber: ben your hair looks amazing
MilkInBag: if you dont see them die, they arent dead, that's horror logic
gawag_: that the gamer is the killer
valianteffortpm: uni100 Bless you both from the bottom of my gay little heart <3
ZeroskieS: how will we know if we were Jebaited
tergonis: you have no shame
MadWolf1290: that plug
bananderson_: thanks for the stream gamers
monkeyrama: The secret plugs :o
DaMullet14: don't all trees have outlets?
gawag_: because you are
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TheSeraphman: ah the tree socket
Rhynerd: Tune in next week to see if their deaths were delayed.
n3ther: freaking millenials
snowcookies: ah yes
ZeroskieS: plug into the darkness
monkeyrama: Plug right into the trees!
saweeks: current bush
captiandecent: green energy
Sanityis0verrated: maybe
wildpeaks: darn millenials
Argumentable: Adam's a cold blooded murderer but he's a cool fun guy
monkeyrama: No witnesses!
MilkInBag: no witness
Diabore: if theres electricity its not really camping, side note, i hate camping
ghostvalv: get power from the electricitree
seth_erickson: My immersion is ruined
7gorobei: power plants
StarFreak359: "fun"
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
Grescheks: thanks for stream
monkeyrama: Do you already have the preprerelease packs :o
HorusFive: PJSalt100 Nice streaming bois. Can't decide if I'm rooting for Adam to kill everyone now, or draw it out until the end.
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
Grescheks: the stats might affect which option is the "default" if you don't choose in time maybe?
Zu_o: so everybody died then?
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snowcookies: Horror movies are about people dying, isn't it?
Gulleko: this was fun, looking forward to more digital teen-murdering next time PrideLionChomp
Grescheks: Zu_o we still got plenty to kill off
Mysticman89: people dying and gratuitious boobies, before more killing
Rhynerd: Let’s not forget, we only saw one corpse.
Rhynerd: Wait, two corpses
monkeyrama: 1 and 2 halves
iggySPLOSION: hunting horniest boi noticed me
Juliamon: We killed up to 4 people and pet a dog.
monkeyrama: LUL
Zu_o: Thanks Gresch.
Rhynerd: Technically three if we’re following Warframe logic.
Rhynerd: Maybe old warframe logic, if legs no longer count as separate corpses.
supertwinkman: Dennis!
Rhynerd: Either way, the night is still young for these teens lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
monkeyrama: Thanks for the stream!
Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream
monkeyrama: It's fun to see what choices you make, Adam
Rhynerd: Lizard cult!
monkeyrama: Another PPR seabatTROG
monkeyrama: So soon
snowcookies: woot
StillAnEmoKid: Super hyped for the all LRR edition!
Robot_Bones: Sponsored Ben Home stream for mtg Thursday though
gawag_: oo, all lrr
Robot_Bones: Self promote ben!
Grescheks: you were in the desert, getting the horse
monkeyrama: Beej!!!
toxic_citizen: Beej hype
seth_erickson: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Ben: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager
Rhynerd: Darn, I’m gonna miss Beej in Hong Kong due to DnD.
monkeyrama: noice, that's awesome, Ben!
Grescheks: M O O N L I G H T E R S
tergonis: clerics op
monkeyrama: Yay more moonlighters!
Grescheks: M E E P O
monkeyrama: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
ritchards: are the Moonlighters end up on YT?
monkeyrama: It was super fun
BecauseGnomes: It was AMAZING
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: nighty night!
Omthebox: Come join our bird facts streams
monkeyrama: Byeee
StillAnEmoKid: Byeeeee
Ferisar: thanks for the stream
seth_erickson: Goodnight Thanks for the Stream
vivianshade: bye
Rhynerd: Bye!
Earthenone: !badadvice
LRRbot: Punch the axe.
Earthenone: !findquote punch
erloas: <message deleted>time to go raid Serge