Juliamon: !schedule
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PhoenixMelior: !events
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PhoenixMelior: love it.
Juliamon: Both !schedule and !events should now bring that up
Weagle: Nice job
NightValien28: well done juliamon
Juliamon: There's a handful of variants that will pull it up too (liveschedule, event, etc)
Juliamon: lrrSIGNAL
offbeatwitch: lrrSIGNAL
kassy_13: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
andersleecraig: ooo
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andersleecraig: very excite
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MAPBoardgames: Moar thirsty knightess action!
hippitybobbity: this intro isis baller gosh dang
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offbeatwitch: horny in two senses of the word
Drakas: hello
MAPBoardgames: Three? Now Kiss, AFK, and what?
cheadlecurse: you misunderstand
cheadlecurse: he is my lord
MAPBoardgames: AH, TY
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mtvcdm: I am multitudes of seconds.
Dergib: What are we playing on afk tonight?
andersleecraig: kissy kiss time
Pteraspidomorphi: Root IIRC
accountmadeforants: We are this terribly strong, terribly thirsty woman
Alahmnat: howdy chat!
cheadlecurse: that is a great mustache ngl
Alahmnat: yeah, it's pretty solid
GSCeurope: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:40.
andersleecraig: yummy dad bod
kassy_13: i forgot i was watching this live for a moment whoops
Alahmnat: raven dad
kassy_13: two people to protect though, that's twice as annoying
kassy_13: this guy looks soft and floaty and forgetful
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, you're the same Alahmnat from the Cyan discord. I was wondering why that name sounded extra familiar
Gulleko: hello, I am here for the prince kissing PrideLionHey
Alahmnat: @Pteraspidomorphi yep! hi :)
andersleecraig: i want to see the kissing please.
northivanastan: hi
accountmadeforants: Oh, we've DONE Kuya
Alahmnat: lol
cheadlecurse: falkner no contest
kassy_13: i think we're moustache or ears
accountmadeforants: I'm for lil' Dad
Nuha: falkner
kassy_13: but we are most likely moustache
CommiePuddin: Me and Julio down by the schoolyard?
StolenQuotient2: falkner
andersleecraig: i want that dad bod
offbeatwitch: the friggin black midi album
CulturalGeekGirl: Tirune is cute
offbeatwitch: it's very popular
offbeatwitch: it's not unlistenable compared to what I listen to
kassy_13: (i think tirune is cute)
kassy_13: (but roll on moustache)
cheadlecurse: Falkner gang unite
StolenQuotient2: MUSTACHE!
offbeatwitch: there's just a lot of hype surrounding it, which is almost strange for a math rock album
accountmadeforants: Speaking of mustaches, did you see that mustache photoshop of Graham and Adam, Kathleen?
andersleecraig: delicious dad bod
CommiePuddin: He gonna shrink you.
noSmokeFire: :O
Edgarware: what
MolaMolaphant: standing ON a banister!
noSmokeFire: a TINY hipster
kassy_13: i haven't seen this
andersleecraig: tiny fairy dad
Robot_Bones: a boyfriend made for ants!?!
rocketjohn: photoshop of G+A?
kassy_13: it sounds strange
rocketjohn: link?
Alahmnat: photoshop you say?
offbeatwitch: zoooooooooom
KV1NN4: a waifish, sylvan Ron Swanson. Yes. I hope to too.
noSmokeFire: he's a mountain climber
Alahmnat: lol, oh wow that's an amazing shop
MAPBoardgames: Prince Falkner: Actual size.
random_shoes: this guy would definitely be played by Errol Flynn
kassy_13: he seems nice
andersleecraig: what a nice small cute boy
Maltanno: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:57.
noSmokeFire: daddy face?
random_shoes: um..
Edgarware: Oh Yes
goldinguy00: yasssssssssss
tergonis: flawless
offbeatwitch: phrasing!
Pteraspidomorphi: Phrasing
kassy_13: phrasing!
KV1NN4: he's really the size of his avatar!? ahahaha
GSCeurope: more of a porter than a guide then
andersleecraig: if you kiss him... will you accidentally eat him??
kassy_13: wings?
kassy_13: oh nope climbing
KV1NN4: i once had a customer who was a heavy breather who had HORRENDOUS halitosis... and his breath hit my fasce the entire interaction
random_shoes: I feel like this is a metaphor for dating someone disabled? That's interesting
Maltanno: Like Gulliver
MAPBoardgames: Don't use your hands... use your mouth instead.
kassy_13: wow respect boundaries rosemary
MAPBoardgames: No, wait, I didn't say that
andersleecraig: ha
Juliamon: I like this fellow. He's upfront with what's not okay.
Xenotechie: i'm coming off of cameron's stream, all this cuteness is really taking some time to get used to Kappa
andersleecraig: sexy dad confidence
kassy_13: i'm here for him and not for her this time lol
tergonis: honesty is best policy
kassy_13: she was a+ last time
Xenotechie: honesty begets honesty
random_shoes: honesty, definitely
kassy_13: autosaves lol
Juliamon: He's not done anything for us to have a good reason to lie.
TheMoatman: Please, Bold Dad Energy
andersleecraig: this is quite a hot dad
accountmadeforants: Aw he's blushing!
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accountmadeforants: This art is great, I love it.
random_shoes: that's...adorable
Xenotechie: i am really enjoying this story thus far, everyone's being reasonable, it's all adorable, and it's all so nice
MAPBoardgames: Super. Thirsty. Super. Thirsty.
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andersleecraig: so cute
kassy_13: knew it
goldinguy00: D
goldinguy00: F
kassy_13: this'll be a trip then
accountmadeforants: We've established Rose is thirstier than someone lost in a desert
kassy_13: arranged????
andersleecraig: dang
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random_shoes: we're basically his giant horse...
jinaday: !next]
kassy_13: you can talk to mules
Dared00: a sentient Lyft Shuttle
jinaday: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Kathleen and occasionally a guest smooch their way through the world of dating games.) at Wed 03:00 PM PDT (22m ago).
offbeatwitch: "A Mule With Opinions" is my new band name
kassy_13: they just might not respond
tergonis: he mispelled thicc
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Gnyrinn: A mule with opinions... Now, that's a Moscow Mule variant I would sample.
ulexarX: Didn't she walk into a door earlier?
accountmadeforants: Nah, this mountain has boars and stuff. Finesse ain't doing shit.
haliberdk: don't shame thicc girl RageFace
ulexarX: Falkner is mean
kassy_13: this guy is shaming us
kassy_13: why do all these guys keep shaming us
andersleecraig: i don’t like dad man anymore
Dared00: oh woooow, he's horrible
kassy_13: why does "being a prince" = "shaming us"
KV1NN4: man i hope the rest of the Options aren't as Spiciest...
noSmokeFire: it'd be like shaming a giant
korvys: Tall shaming, not fat shaming :P
KV1NN4: Elephants are stealthy af
Xenotechie: ah, specieism, when the black and the white can gang up and beat up the green Kappa
accountmadeforants: Great time to bring this up, though. Right up a mountain she carried you up.
korvys: (Not really)
Alahmnat: this is very "a wizard is never late"
mtvcdm: Why do all the people that hire us as guides get weird?
Dared00: ah yes, The Walking Academy
random_shoes: The Ministry of Not Silly Walks
TheMoatman: That's a very weird flex
Alahmnat: Rosemary has The Sass and I'm here for it
Pteraspidomorphi: Good point
haliberdk: I'm starting to hate him a bit
accountmadeforants: Is this guy negging us?
MAPBoardgames: Grosse
haliberdk: monkaS
accountmadeforants: Excellent legs all round
andersleecraig: best legs in all of fae
random_shoes: ah
Alahmnat: given the horns thing in the last branch, this could definitely Go Places, lol
Malyonsus: "low-key"
mtvcdm: We're going on a rich, rich journey here.
kassy_13: thanks twitch/internet for constantly dropping /sigh
noSmokeFire: sounds like someone just outside the door?
Pteraspidomorphi: For love of what though?
GSCeurope: kassy_13 have you tired resetting your router / cable box (if you have one)? that tends to fix bandwith issues for me
GSCeurope: bandwidth*
Butternades: Crud I missed the first 30 minutes making dinner
kassy_13: @GSCeurope we don't, we have fibreoptic so there's no longer a router to turn on/off, so i always end up pulling the wireless dongle out of my pc. it seems to have settled rn but it dropped like 3 times in 2 mintues >.<
offbeatwitch: riding metaphors
Dared00: ruuude
Butternades: Ope
noSmokeFire: yike
noSmokeFire: YIKE
Dared00: RUUUUUDE
tergonis: pitch him down the mountain
korvys: lrrFRUMP
kassy_13: i don't think i'm gonna like any of these guys
kassy_13: yoyo dude
noSmokeFire: shove this tsundere buser in your pocket for a time out
Butternades: Punch him so hard he explodes! -Mr. Torgue
Dared00: stuff him into your pocket
Radiodragon777: Mustache guy is a douche...
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe he's offended she questioned his ability to protect himself
noSmokeFire: big same, kathleen!
kassy_13: saaaame
Pteraspidomorphi: He seems touchy about his size
accountmadeforants: Maybe he's trying to distance himself?
Dared00: stuff him into a glove and hang from your belt
kassy_13: i literally don't believe you
Butternades: When will boar kun come back
noSmokeFire: do not put up with bullshit from your employers!
accountmadeforants: I'm glad Rose is such a good protag.
GSCeurope: this is turning into a ratatouille situation
tergonis: feed him to the first thing you come across
noSmokeFire: pffft, @GSCeurope
kassy_13: oh wolf time
tergonis: pupers get a chew toy!
noSmokeFire: awo, what's this?
MAPBoardgames: PUPPY!
Dared00: oh shit, it's Ric Flair
Edgarware: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
Alahmnat: doggo!
kassy_13: growly puppers
mtvcdm: I would refund whatever this guy paid for our guide services and huck him off the mountain.
drfox17: wooo I'm here!
drfox17: Chat, I intend to do nothing but relax along side you today
GSCeurope: c) pet dog
MAPBoardgames: Take the inititive
Butternades: Heck @drfox17
noSmokeFire: rosemary rushes in
Butternades: Heck yeah*
Dared00: @drfox17 heck yeah, welcome
kassy_13: i love how big it is
drfox17: Who are we trying to kiss today?
Butternades: A small boi
Alahmnat: a tiny jerk
kassy_13: @drfox17 this tiny mean fae
Dared00: @drfox17 a tiny rude dad
accountmadeforants: I love this "animation" with her expressions, it's adorable
mtvcdm: You cannot pet the dog in Rose of Winter
drfox17: "I LOVE Dogs" - Roy Mustang
noSmokeFire: but she has to practice marital combat
MAPBoardgames: She is very skilled.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: It's extremely refreshing
drfox17: Footwork: one of the fundamentals of fencing
accountmadeforants: That's what I've been enjoying too. Rosemary is an established person, she knows what she wants, and she's at the place she wants to be at.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Average otome game protagonist would insist she is a knight, but every route would be about why she needed the prince to save her in a critical moment, bleh
Butternades: That’s the best part she is very true to her character
RobotInProgress: Remember to drink water folks ;)
kassy_13 raises hand: no
noSmokeFire: tiny foot in tiny mouth
drfox17: boooo, boo this man
kassy_13: dude stop
noSmokeFire: meet average foot to tiny ass
Dared00: is this negging
Alahmnat: flick him off your shoulder
mtvcdm: Refund his fee and throw him over the mountain
kassy_13: it feels like negging
Butternades: Backhanded compliments
kassy_13: all these guys keep insulting us
drfox17: "No, I mean, LEAPORD"
kassy_13: those were a lot of words before she cut him off
noSmokeFire: I like that leopard's stache
mtvcdm: Welp, couldn't be helped, another job well done.
kassy_13: this is why you wear a helmet
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Gah, this game's usage of animals as man-eating monsters though
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: At least put some bone spurs on them and pretend they're fantasy things
OrcaIguana: so is she big or is he small? or both?
Dared00: @orcaiguana he's tiny
offbeatwitch: both.
random_shoes: Definitely Errol Flynn. Now he just needs a tiny sail to swing on.
Juliamon: She's a bit big, he's a lot small
Butternades: Mutual respect?!
drfox17: @random_shoes Sea Hawk? NO, DON'T SET THE BOAT ON FIRE!
TehAmelie: how goes the smoochings?
KV1NN4: @drfox17 XD
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Not down with the plot asking us to kill a snow leopard, a real animal which is super endangered and also definitely not gonna attack a healthy human :\
offbeatwitch: oh, she's scottish? lrrBEEJ
drfox17: @offbeatwitch Now I'm imaging Scottish Pokemon Trainer voice
offbeatwitch: exactly.
offbeatwitch: yeah, true
drfox17: "Oi, are we gunna have a scrap now or wot"
offbeatwitch: me @ my music listening friends
Butternades: Again, mutual respect? Such depravity!
drfox17: Rosemary is good in food!
kassy_13: how much food are you gonna make for us dude
drfox17: "I can show you the foodie world, shining shimmering splendor..."
Butternades: It’s gonna be like the $15 one bite fine dining thing
Juliamon: Oh my god it IS Ratatouille!
Alahmnat: haha
kassy_13: @Butternades :o that is not something i've encountered
drfox17: fae minnow
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, ingredients would still be regular size in the end. It is Ratatoille! (AH, too late!)
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: UHahahah
Robot_Bones: but that's the worst Kind of Pompous, I want to crush them with their flaws benginRage
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I love his cranky face
KV1NN4: Oops
accountmadeforants: Oops whoops
Butternades: @kassy_13 its usually at the super posh rich places like in NYC
kassy_13: @Butternades we have similar things but they're like...£75 lol
Butternades: I’m talking like $15 for one or two bites
Butternades: I avoid that kind of thing lol also I’m a poor college student
korvys: I was away for a bit. Has he stopped being an asshole yet?
kassy_13: that's........yeah ok that's a bit different
drfox17: Chat, this is why you learn to cook: so you can make Adventurers CRY
kassy_13: @korvys kinda but also not really
Butternades: @korvys mutual respect has been reached
drfox17: Jazz_Saxaphone
Butternades: Enter: friend zone
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: She really does know what she wants
MAPBoardgames: so thirsty...
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: It's great XD
Butternades: She’s thirsty for the small boi
drfox17: I have to say: I'm more amazed by Rosemary's confidence in romance than I am in her ability in violence
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: TBH, I peeked ahead on various paths after last week, and I feel like this one is the best comedy value
drfox17: what I meant was: wow, I could not do that
kassy_13: how with this dude tho
kassy_13: how
RealGamerCow: "Get fucked, not fixed" - Kathleen DeVere, 2019
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: You're overlooking something important
RobotInProgress: drink your water folks
korvys: Ok, like, I don't *actually* want to know, but yes, I'm curious about the... logistics... of that coupling...
MAPBoardgames: To paraphrase the late, great, Jon Lennon "All you need is D"
Butternades: @mapboardgames I guess that answers the age old question about what is love
korvys: @MAPBoardgames More "d" than "D" here :P
MAPBoardgames: lol
drfox17: oh wow, he really is smol
drfox17: I thought... like, half her size or something
Alahmnat: The ᴅ
offbeatwitch: being_forward.jpg
offbeatwitch: Kathleen's Advice Of The Day
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: He stands on her shoulder, he' smaller than the height of her head
offbeatwitch: LEWD
tergonis: cuddles are also nice
offbeatwitch: thats too far kathleen
Alahmnat: "get fucked, but in a good way, and only if you're into it"
offbeatwitch: holding hands is way lewd
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I have complete faith in him though
kassy_13: i want neither of these things ^^
SydPreviouslyHeadache: being ace is a-okay PrideAsexual
drfox17: Where is that Koala reaction gif when i need it
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Most guys could probably find it if it was comparatively the size of like a rockmelon
offbeatwitch: wheres my ace pride wooloo
kassy_13: i'm aro so i don't even wanna hold hands lol
Butternades: @kassy_13 good because that’s what degenerate do
korvys: What a weird and romantic image
Dared00: aaaaawwwww
kassy_13: hahahahaha @Butternades
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I'm ace too. A weird kind of ace, but still ace.
KV1NN4: Don't sneeze, don't sneeze, don't sneeze, don't sneeze, don't sneeze...
Butternades: There’s a subreddit about that I forget what it’s called
korvys: "Local Ace Matt had this to say..."
random_shoes: have a great conversation
Dared00: you can nonsexually watch House Hunters International
mtvcdm: LRRBot, how do you kiss?
offbeatwitch: "some amount of ace" over here
kassy_13: i just need friends
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5690: "I roll him into the recovery position. With a foot." —Cameron [2019-01-07]
accountmadeforants: Honestly, being considered beautiful when scaled up like that is #lifegoals. What about all the tiny imperfections that would suddenly be writ large!
korvys: !quote Matt
LRRbot: Quote #5764: "It's a true chonk if you can't tell if it's standing or lying down." —Matt Griffiths [2019-01-25]
tergonis: maybe a little bit yea
ItsRileyPM: !quote love
LRRbot: Quote #5894: "I have *OPINIONS!*" —GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou [2019-03-12]
drfox17: "This is somebody's fetish"
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Now Kiss (Kathleen and occasionally a guest smooch their way through the world of dating games.) at Wed 03:00 PM PDT (59m ago).
offbeatwitch: this game be like that
kassy_13: omg matt
Pteraspidomorphi: He did say he liked larger women although he was vague about it
RealGamerCow: lrrWOW
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I'm an romantic ace who likes /other/ people hooking up. So lewd games are perfect for me as long as the MC has a personality and isn't meant to be me :p
Dared00: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
kassy_13: this is my question lol
tergonis: selective size magic
mtvcdm: How much of him becomes huge?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: I say again; comparatively the size of a rockmelon
korvys: There are definitely some... logistical questions here
mtvcdm: Do only his lips become huge?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: YES, right!
Pteraspidomorphi: I've been thinking magic but he seemed very sure she could never see his country
goldinguy00: He already said at the beginning "I'm not getting any bigger" sooo
kassy_13: i feel like there are lots of things you can't really do
drfox17: @kassy_13 I'm sure hentai has the answers somewhere :D
Talin06: Carefully Kathleen carefully
RealGamerCow: various straps and gimbals?
kassy_13: lmao @drfox17
MAPBoardgames: Whole body immersion?
Martizz1e: did they roll for initiative though
drfox17: That Sounds Dangerous
ItsRileyPM: "i wanna bone, but its nap times now." lol
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Awww!
goldinguy00: ugh.... I kinda want... that.... kinda
drfox17: Please don't roll over on him
tergonis: sex is work sometimes
accountmadeforants: Yeah, that's relatable.
kassy_13: n o p e
drfox17: swiiiing and a miss
TheMoatman: Buuuut
Alahmnat: lol
accountmadeforants: This guy's been making his own plans all along, so yeah, makes sense. The marriage was arranged by himself, after all.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Somebody who knows he only has another day or two to hook up and doesn't want to muck about :p
korvys: !findquote giant
LRRbot: Quote #3691: "I was a skater boy... he was a giant ape." —Graham [2016-12-02]
ItsRileyPM: And then she wakes up
offbeatwitch: this dialog reminds me a bit of one of my fav xkcd comics https://xkcd.com/968/
accountmadeforants: I really appreciate how the setup of this (pick your route ahead of time) lets the "target" have the hots for the MC, rather than just chasing them from our side.
random_shoes: @offbeatwitch "My mistress's eyes are nothing like the sun..."
offbeatwitch: in that they're not fiery balls of gas?
ItsRileyPM: @offbeatwitch THAT is a great comic and a fantastic basis for a healthy relationship
ItsRileyPM: Don't have such unrealistic dreams!
ItsRileyPM: lol jk
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (Time to get away from the keyboard and controller! Join us for board games, cards games and other non-video games. Game: Root) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (53m from now).
Butternades: Hell yeah communication!
TheMoatman: "I've been dead for thirty years:
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Casual acknowledgement of the value of immigration <3
ItsRileyPM: "I think I am falling in love with you, so here is all of my baggage."
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MunchlaxRegretsNothing: What a good prince
Juliamon: I'm glad he's aware of his privilege AND trying to do something about it.
drfox17: G making some of that coffee that came in the last mail time?
Butternades: ^^^^ so hard @juliamon
Alahmnat: we did kind of get attacked by wolves and then a leopard...
offbeatwitch: Oh Gosh
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yeah we've only slaughtered like four endangered animals :p
WitherVoice: those are some THICC shoes she wears. or leggings. not sure
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Lol XD
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: LIKE A ROCKMELON
Alahmnat: lol
Butternades: Ope
offbeatwitch: Oh No
Dared00: oofa doofa
AtomicAlchemical: Saucy
accountmadeforants: Well then
Butternades: Good choice
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: It is a time-honoured ritual in Now Kiss
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WitherVoice: Those are some HAWT stalagmites back there
Dared00: here we go, logistics!
TheMoatman: i mean how big is he?
Butternades: L..like play cards!
Fruan: There's an Oglaf comic about that
offbeatwitch: I Have A Feeling I Know How
accountmadeforants: Fae: I wanna fuck the robot!
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: All work is created out of spite or horny?
Dared00: @themoatman human sized?
MAPBoardgames: Horniness and Laziness. Twin forces that drive innovation.
korvys: @TheMoatman Like, 6 inches?
TheMoatman: Tinkerbell-sized?
offbeatwitch: oh yeah there's almost certainly several oglaf comics
AtomicAlchemical: "Our kingdom went bankrupt inventing ways to bang people"
Butternades: @mapboardgames and spite
Dared00: oh, *he*, sorry
Edgarware: woooow
Dared00: lrrWOW
MAPBoardgames: spinaGasm
Butternades: Wooow
TheMoatman: I think he's the dildo?
Robot_Bones: Got that Half A-Press
goldinguy00: speed runnning?!?!
Alahmnat: *dies*
PaullyDM: a TAS? XD
Tomasu82: ok, thats now the nickname for our magic wand. TAS.
offbeatwitch: you can't speedrun fuckin'
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Done
Butternades: Well, I guess SGDQ is on
MAPBoardgames: It's not a 'speed run' it's called a 'quickie-run'
tergonis: it should be a completionist run
offbeatwitch: this is getting dangerously lewd
ValtheDrake: there was actually an Oglaf related to this a few weeks ago (don't google Oglaf at work!)
Butternades: That borderlands run last night <3 I’m in FC’s chat a lot
Tomasu82: @MAPBoardgames or theres a difference in the time it takes each person to "finish".
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: HAH
accountmadeforants: Those are POIGNANT SUPER ELLIPSES
kassy_13: but! i'm so curious!
kassy_13: also
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: That was honestly less horny than Kuya XD
korvys: Falkner on her chest is also... an image
kassy_13: ellipsessssss
offbeatwitch: lawd
WitherVoice: Is that lady a giant?
kassy_13: @WitherVoice no, he's tiiiny
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: No, that man is a pixie
Juliamon: No, he's just very tiny
WitherVoice: ah
kassy_13: uh
Tomasu82: is she dreaming?
kassy_13: this is......not great
kassy_13: it's been a day
kassy_13: we're not romeo and juliet
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yeah he's just freaking out
Butternades: Yeah
WitherVoice: dass... sudden
korvys: !next
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Butternades: Remember Romeo and Juliet killed 6 teens over 3 days
kassy_13: yup, a tragedy
drfox17: @kassy_13 "Breaking news, love struck teenagers engage in suicide pact"
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: That's better than several slasher movies
drfox17: G&K!
offbeatwitch: come tell us about the girl scout cookie graham
kassy_13: i want some girl scout cookies
drfox17: K&G!
kassy_13: i've never had any
Butternades: Read: love = horny
kassy_13: "in the game!!!" the clarification
goldinguy00: is he a Kelber elf?
goldinguy00: cookie joke
drfox17: i have thin mints in my freezer
goldinguy00: Keebler
Alahmnat: hi G!
drfox17: and they will stay there
PaullyDM: Graham!
drfox17: until august
Earthenone: adam is trying his best on lets nope, i think he is up to 4 dead teens over 2 streams
Gulleko: thuluELLIPSIS
Fruan: Dildo suit
kassy_13: @Earthenone i'm enjoying it immensely
offbeatwitch: that's just how until dawn works tho
korvys: "Tool Assisted Speedrun" was the phrase that came up
tergonis: magical marital aid
offbeatwitch: THE DEVICE
drfox17: THE DEVICE
Tomasu82: is it like "the machine"?
KV1NN4: Neat t-shirt Graham!
offbeatwitch: ALL HAIL THE DEVICE
PaullyDM: "The Device" is the TAS.
PaullyDM: LUL
Butternades: @tomasu82 was Florence there?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: BTW I revise my previous opinion, a speedrun would be fine as long as the category was hundo
Pteraspidomorphi: So irresponsible!
random_shoes: When she said "I want to show you my tiny boyfriend" for a second I thought she was talking about Graham and to us and I was...confused
offbeatwitch: graham is me
offbeatwitch: in this stream, graham represents me
offbeatwitch: "that's nice"
kassy_13: yes, g
drfox17: THE MACHINE
Tomasu82: it not perfect system likely
AtomicAlchemical: They have the technology
TehAmelie: something with blocks and pulleys
MAPBoardgames: They have the COOL TECHNOLOGY!
Glitcheon1: I see an add, that must mean we're back!!
drfox17: I feel like this is like the ending of The Graduate
Butternades: Falkner why you be so wishy washy
kassy_13: yes!
Juliamon: Good, he understands
Butternades: Oh good
Gascitygaming: !next
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kassy_13: oh he's breaking up with us
Dared00: Falkner.
Juliamon: You get hot in the moment but is it really worth throwing away your grand plan of uniting the kingdom?
kassy_13: mistress?
Butternades: Rip the dream
kassy_13: rosemary pls
Butternades: @kassy_13 his new bride may even be into it
kassy_13: exactly! @Butternades
drfox17: "I love you" "I know"
RealGamerCow: Oh yikes, the "I know you do"
RobotInProgress: a sexy, sexy fool
kassy_13: rosemary, you'd hate it if he took you away from what you love
kassy_13: you should respect that he'd hate it too
korvys: !findquote love
LRRbot: Quote #6130: "I love the things in Star Wars that no one loves." —Ian [2019-06-16]
RealGamerCow: Is this a camp/cruise/vacation hookup?
kassy_13: it's a one-day whirlwind romance
MAPBoardgames: I boned down with a king and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
Butternades: ^
accountmadeforants: That was a solid story
kassy_13: it was appropriate
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Straight up, I think that was the good ending
Robot_Bones: A real rollercoaster
accountmadeforants: Wait, Toby Fox did the music for this?!
Plasterboard: That's nice, the game 'thanks' you for playing
goldinguy00: The question is if you had answered any other question differently, would you of stuck together?
Butternades: @accountmadeforants I did a little double take when I saw that last week
korvys: Special thanks Ursula K Leguin
mtvcdm: The 'get together' ending isn't always necessarily a good ending. Platonic relationships are good too.
korvys: Chat would know (not me though)
mysticsage1: you won i think
RealGamerCow: Isn't there two vagabonds in the expansion?
kassy_13: as an aro, i concur
Juliamon: I think I would love to see the game get an extended rewrite to give that story the time it deserves.
MAPBoardgames: @LoadingReadyRun I didn't use to watch this show, but Now Kiss has quickly become one of my fav streams. Thank you so much!
AtomicAlchemical: Seemed good to be. He united his people, and both of them got laid
kassy_13: chat says good ending
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Okay, quick check, seems there is no ending where they stay together
korvys: You did get an achievement during the sexy fade to black
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: But the differences are subtle and I'm not sure which it is?
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Seemed pretty good to me though
Juliamon: Yeah, not all relationships can pan out.
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Bittersweet but how else could it have gone, after the discussion about what was at the core of their personalities
kassy_13: more than one day for example
Butternades: I really appreciate the real tie that not all relationships work out
goldinguy00: Agreed, it was a strangely "realistic" yet positive ending
MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yes
mtvcdm: !next
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offbeatwitch: tank dating
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