erloas: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Darksiders) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (2m ago).
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Today, Adam (finally) continues his playthrough of Darksiders. | Find out what happens when you give a horseman of the apocalypse a GUN | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1145032033963405313
TStodden: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
ThingsOnMyStream: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: doot doot
ugh_sunlight: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TXC2: Hi Paul
TehAmelie: also woot
Wondermoo: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Driosenth: lrrSIGNAL
CaptainSpam: Game HAUUUUUUUS!
DeadlyWinchester: Adam Hype!
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suprfluffykitty: -In Adam voice- sha sha sha
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Greggleswong: Kreygasm
TXC2: Here we Go!
BusTed: hi
TXC2: Hello Adam
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DeadlyWinchester: We're heeeereee
Greggleswong: GRITTY
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StillAnEmoKid: Don't know what happened haha
TXC2: because twitch be twitchy
Schwarm_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months, currently on a 30 month streak!
Schwarm_: Yay, finally Adam stream again
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Driosenth: as we found out yesterday, there is a distinct Beej "Sha Sha Sha"
BusTed: Longest running show!
seth_erickson: Hello Adam
BusTed: 🤔
ThingsOnMyStream: Sha Sha Sha: The Adam Show
CaptainSpam: I think Checkpoint+ takes that?
TXC2: Checkoint is older
BusTed: Maybe.
Grescheks: longest running single host show
seth_erickson: Cheer100 what about Adam's Ganehause
DeadlyWinchester: Adam's Fun Time House
NightValien28: sha sha sha time for darksiders
CaptainSpam: Checkpoint. Check MATE.
Grescheks: lrrmtg was the first stream-only show
suprfluffykitty: Longest running show hosted solo by Adam Savidan
モースアフターグロー: Longest Running Single Host Show Featuring Adam Where He Plays Games - new title sorted
StillAnEmoKid: Just wanted to stop by to say hi Adam and hi chat, can't stay for the stream, but hope you guys have a fun time! Much love.
Greggleswong: Change it to Adam's Twitch Sings stream
Kraest: LOUD GREETING MANY sergeFriend S
Earthenone: maybe they were just talking about your sick gains
TXC2: welcome to my life Adam :p
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Mozilla_Delphox: Hey made it in time to catch the start of a stream for once.
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Banrael: Heya Adam. Was good to meet you at MagicFest. cheer100
erloas: it just shows people like you enough to show they remember what you say
Feminine_Desires: sergeHi slytqHi
TXC2: hello Feminine_Desires welcome
cardinalwiggles: Afternoon everyone! Happy Saturday to all
BusTed: but the game supports autosave
Banrael: Yeah :D
Banrael: THE book.
TXC2: Hello cardinalwiggles welcome
CaptainSpam: THAT book.
CaptainSpam: You know the one.
TXC2: you kown, the one with the words
TheMerricat: the good book?
BusTed: Looks a little dark.
Acromonk: A little dark
erloas: yeah, the rocks have no distinction
Earthenone: !fixtwitch
carlosAmochi: Yo
erloas: contrast?
TheMerricat subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
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Kraest: Contrast is cranked up
TStodden: Is there a Gamma option?
Kraest: Contrast down, brightness up
TXC2: Drugs are really kicking in now Kappa
Laurreth: something something broadcast levels?
RvLeshrac: I mean, I wouldn't change anything until I found out why it was like this to start with.
Feminine_Desires: um
TXC2: Flawles
Banrael: Such gray, much wow
erloas: that's better
Feminine_Desires: now you need to up the saturation.
Feminine_Desires: As it looks very grey.
Driosenth: dat good
seth_erickson: looks better
Erudite_Cynic: pretty washed out
Feminine_Desires: Up the saturation.
tehcrashxor: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Darksiders
Laurreth: better does not imply good >_>
RvLeshrac: But why was it like this to start with?
Kraest: Might want to turn the brightness down a tiny bit
Feminine_Desires: Increasing the saturation will get rid of that washed out look
Feminine_Desires: or the "lightness"
SquareDotCube: Check your gamma, it should be at around 1.00
TStodden: It could be the heat, but that might only be for me (being ~90 F / 32 C) w/ Heat index near ~105 F / ~40 C
tehcrashxor: I'm confused, this doesn't look like golf.
Feminine_Desires: Note that lightness and brightness are two different things.
Greggleswong: he needs to turn up the golf setting
Erudite_Cynic: you have reached eruditDeece
TXC2: Golf was done awhile ago
tehcrashxor: lrrAWW
Feminine_Desires: If you can turn down the lightness and up the saturation things will be fine.
TXC2: looks fine to me
v_nome: Hallo Adam and chat. How are we all today?
BusTed: Good enough!
TXC2: hello v_nome welcome
TStodden: No Golf (w/ Your Friends) until you finish the game you've started.
Didero: Hey, good evening everybody!
tehcrashxor: Their heads are all so tiny
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
BusTed: Where is this?
Didero: Adam looks good, and that's all that matters :D
Erudite_Cynic: PUMP dat BASS
seth_erickson: a complete contrast to the worst two word's It's Fine
Grescheks: I believe the proper response is: lrrJAMES it's fine Kappa
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun My solution would be to decrease the lightness (not brightness two different things) and increase the saturation. (I do colour correcting as my job, so I can tell when something is not right)
CaptainSpam: You know we're all waiting for Dark Cloud 3, where every dungeon has a badminton mini-game. Kappa
Greggleswong: I pretty much stay zoomed in on Adam anyways
Feminine_Desires: I don't know your settings sadly
RvLeshrac: I'm still confused about why they were changed. Is someone going to come in later and hit a button expecting something to happen and have it not?
Feminine_Desires: I just use photoshop :p
TXC2: which way lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Adjust the compressor.
Psycho_Sarah_: good enough is a good evanescence song
TheMerricat: restart xsplit?
Grescheks: I mean, logically, someone must have done something for some reason during the PPR yesterday, but what and why is still a mystery
TStodden: We could have Paul come in & tweak things... but I don't know if the time-space continuum can handle that. lrrBEEJ
Feminine_Desires: I would love to fiddle with your system adam to get the colour working, but I can't do that.
Erudite_Cynic: restart deez_nutz.exe?
tehcrashxor: Heather!
TXC2: Hello Heather
SquareDotCube: See what's up in NVIDIA Control Panel on the streaming PC
CaptainSpam: Yeah, those letterboxes looked very very grey, not black. :-/
Kraest: Xsplit updated and the settings changed, that’s why it looked weird to begin with
Grescheks: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Earthenone: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Pseudonym_Ken subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months, currently on a 38 month streak!
Pseudonym_Ken: Adam, your most recent acting in Friday Nights was great, made me laugh out loud repeatedly. Thanks for being funny.
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v_nome: It look alright. James mentioned his Minecraft looking dark when it didn't, maybe it's the monitor with XSplit?
TXC2: SUB HYPE 13
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
ThingsOnMyStream: I think the capture card settings might have been changed or something.
Grescheks: it's both the script and the acting
Feminine_Desires: it's a bit better?
Pseudonym_Ken: Script is part, but your delivery is what made me laugh
Feminine_Desires: But still need to decrease the lightness.
Laurreth: looks like a full range/broadcast range issue
SquareDotCube: The bad part is that it's using old-style contrast, where it just goes to gray at maximum
SquareDotCube: er, minimum
seth_erickson: Can have the greatest script in the world but it's worth nothing if you're actors can't provide a good delivery
Laurreth: game is full, capture expects broadcast
TStodden: Try to move with rotating blades on "Frappe" seems like a bad move.
Pseudonym_Ken: Was that man full of candy?
Feminine_Desires: @SquareDotCube oh yeah that's not good at all
Grescheks: hit it with the shuriken
Kraest: @feminine_desires There’s no lightness option in Xsplit, I used to use that for my streams. There’s brightness and contrast
BusTed: full of life-giving candy, yes.
Feminine_Desires: @Kraest rip
Feminine_Desires: FIXED
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun it looks great
ttam809: There it is
Erudite_Cynic: looks
Erudite_Cynic: good
TXC2: Looks fine
Grescheks: that looks good now
seth_erickson: It's fine
BusTed: It looks so siders.
B4rberblacksheep: Are the lights on? :p
Feminine_Desires: Yeah that looks better.
Banrael: Heather is hero
v_nome: Check monitor settings?
RvLeshrac: Turn the brightness up on the display.
seth_erickson: by which I mean it is actually looking good
madphoenix2904: havent played this in a long time...which boss is coming next?
ThingsOnMyStream: This looks ok for now. We can take a look at it after the stream
RvLeshrac: And don't mess with the stream itself.
SquareDotCube: It's called DARKsiders after all Kappa
BusTed: Thank you Heather!
Kraest: @madphoenix2904 The giant worm
TXC2: Bye Heather
Kraest: Thanks Heather!
Grescheks: slytqWTF
B4rberblacksheep: Really? Rude as fuck
madphoenix2904: i see there i got stuck the last time I played
ThingsOnMyStream: Thanks lrrHEATHER
Grescheks: so rude
Orgmastron: Ooof
TXC2: oh thats so shitty
モースアフターグロー: Ruuude
Koshindan: Sorry to hear that. lrrFRUMP
seth_erickson: Sucks when that happens
TXC2: I'm so sorry for you Adam
deathscaddy: Their loss mate
Greggleswong: what the hell
Pseudonym_Ken: What? jeez, just say you aren't interested, let them know. Don't make them waste their time
SquareDotCube: Wow. What kind of person doesn't want to hang out with you?
beavvver: Happened to me like three time the other year, Annoying
Psycho_Sarah_: I wouldn't stand you up
Erudite_Cynic: common courtesy has been thrown out the window.
Koshindan: We all like your cardiac muscle Adam. seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
TXC2: to be fair, I wager the other person had anxiety
RvLeshrac: App date or live-made date?
BusTed: app
RvLeshrac: I feel like app dates should require that both people check in.
Greggleswong: And your other muscles
RvLeshrac: And if you don't check in, you lose whatever points.
Erudite_Cynic: you still have us OpieOP
ThingsOnMyStream: chat will never stand you up. In fact, Chat there even when you *don't have plans
seth_erickson: If you get cold feet you should at least tell them you won't be there shoot them a message or something
Feminine_Desires: marry twitch chat!
BusTed: seabatSEAL
Robot_Bones: Date Beej, Heather can share lrrBEEJ
v_nome: Sorry you still have Twitch chat, that's rough.
Wondermoo: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
RvLeshrac: And if you stand up more than X people on app dates without some mitigating factor, you should just get banned.
beavvver: i feel "I still have Twitch chat" is not a healthy phrase
Feminine_Desires: audio seems fine.
Erudite_Cynic: we are in an open SUPERPOLY relationship
TXC2: it's quite, but it's fine
BusTed: It's a little quiet, but there's not a lot of complex audio going on.
tehcrashxor: Who wouldn't want to Experience Beej?
TXC2: Heather might have a problem with some one dating Beej Kappa
ThingsOnMyStream: also Beej, kept One Punch Man season 2 a secret. That's a deal breaker
BusTed: Haha.
LoadingReadyRun: Do you want to date someone like Beej, who didn't even tell you about One Punch Man season 2?
Erudite_Cynic: get turnt up?
BusTed: Same wavelength.
ttam809: there's a time slow thing up there
RvLeshrac: LoadingReadyRun: Sounds like you're threatening to make him available.
BusTed: KAPOW
seth_erickson: His game brain is simply too big for this game
Pseudonym_Ken: There's a season 2? I feel betrayed
BusTed: I'm pretty sure I mentioned it at PAX.
DarkMorford: Morning, Adam! Nice work in the new Friday Nights!
DarkMorford: Also hey chat
seth_erickson: You had beej we figured he'd tell you
BusTed: They were promoting it pretty hard around then.
TXC2: hello DarkMorford welcome
Erudite_Cynic: we figured if you were a REAL FAN you would know
RvLeshrac: Adam: Because we assumed that since you knew beej, you already knew.
SuitablyEpic: I didn't know you didn't know!
BusTed: wow
Enmity777: Well, there's a significant difference in quality imo.
Koshindan: It's like the most popular anime of the past few years. Most people automatically assume everybody heard about it.
BusTed: Not a Sands of Time fan, I take it.
RatekStormcrow: Thius area waas actially the place where I stopped playing the first time.
Grescheks: you know what they say, when you assume, Adam misses out on One Punch Man Season 2
seth_erickson: Beej betrayed us all
RatekStormcrow: b ecause of the annoying puzzles
RvLeshrac: Puzzles? Like in Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise?
seth_erickson: I've heard mixed responses but haven't watched myself
Enmity777: The animation is not as good as Season 1
DeadlyWinchester: animation quality in season 1 just set really high bar
TStodden: I've heard of One-Punch man, but haven't seen any of it yet...
TXC2: ^
DeadlyWinchester: but it's hilarious nonetheless
BusTed: 🤔
ei_ole_Munkkiman: this is probably wrong place to ask BUT when is the pre-prerelease of M2020 FrankerZ
Suffix: HELLO FRIENDS!
TXC2: ei_ole_Munkkiman yesturday
BusTed: seabatTROG /
Kraest: @ei_ole_munkkiman yesterday
seth_erickson: I'm waiting for the dub like I normally do
Suffix: seabatTROG /
TXC2: hello Suffix welcome
BusTed: We have good news and we have bad news.
TXC2: !vod
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ei_ole_Munkkiman: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis my wrongdoings
Suffix: So.
Suffix: There's a VOD.
Earthenone: core gamers love water levels
Grescheks: why is there a swimming section IN THE DESERT
BusTed: At least there's no breath meter?
seth_erickson: Gamers love swimming
TXC2: Ronald Doings
BusTed: They were clearly drilling for water.
TXC2: that Sealed pool has Profoundly though
TXC2: *was
BusTed: They sealed away the ancient artifact... the crate.
Pharmacistjudge: Good Day Adam and chat
TXC2: "why is there a pool of water in the desert?" Laughs in fremen Kappa
Pharmacistjudge: how goes the game?
Traion: Hey Adam, hey Chat.
TXC2: Hello Pharmacistjudge welcome
Tangsm: It's not water, it's just where they store gamer tears.
BusTed: I like that Adam gives his own 'puzzle solved' music stings.
Traion: How is our favourite boi today?
ei_ole_Munkkiman: but hey, thanks for the answer, love for the chat and keep up the good work Savidan Kappa
Grescheks: you can probably make it drop it by shuriken-ing it?
BusTed: Puzzle solved.
seth_erickson: Easiest puzzle of my life
geekvs: rob schinder is a stapler.....
Earthenone: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
TXC2: what are we missing lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't try to be something you're not.
Erudite_Cynic: you want to not let the thing get the block
snowcookies: !findquote point
LRRbot: Quote #3637: "At various points, we all look tired." —Graham [2016-11-23]
TXC2: Profound
Grescheks: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
jpss92400: Serge had the best pool
joannatastic subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
joannatastic: Hi Adam! Did Graham end up showing you 'Don't Hug Me I'm Scared' after the last sWs (which was great btw) and if so what did you think of it?
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malsareus: Want help Adam?
DrWreckage: Time magic?
TXC2: SUB HYPE 14
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
cheadlecurse: That is a large sword
Grescheks: wat
TXC2: "it was weird" yeah that about sums it up
BusTed: but what if yes
malsareus: Use time magic to grab a bomb and throw it at the other bombs
Feminine_Desires: do you not have a grappling hook item?
Grescheks: Feminine_Desires we do not (that I know of)
Feminine_Desires: oh push the block to the yellow lines
Feminine_Desires: and then push it down
Erudite_Cynic: maybe use the jump thing to the platform on the left of the room?
Feminine_Desires: no?
Feminine_Desires: ah well
Laserbeaks_Fury: I vaguely remember punching while its falliing
Didero: Maybe this just isn't a very good game :P
malsareus: Huh,i remember hitting ceiling tentacles with my boomerangthing
Grescheks: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Grescheks: I was extrapolating on Laserbeaks_Fury's vaguely remembered punching
malsareus: Mind you, it has been some times since i played this one
AlienNanobots: That feeling is the woooorst
geekvs: Adam were u a sports person in highschool?
Didero: If it was obvious, you'd have seen it already
ttam809: what about getting it off down by where the treasure chest was?
Feminine_Desires: I think you should try the punching thing.
Kraest: Have you tried grabbing the block while the thing picks it up
Grescheks: Kraest we did
SaiyaOrigaia: can you hang on the block when its pulled back up then jump over to the crystal?
Zu_o: You can't get on top of the block?
malsareus: Ok i remember now
HisEvilDomain: Why is princess Zorldo drooling so much?
Grescheks: game pls
ItsRileyPM subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 26 months!
ItsRileyPM: ::to the tune of the Crossfire theme:: DARKSIDERS! You'll get caught up in the! Darksiders!
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Feminine_Desires: wow it's ot a uniform block.
Erudite_Cynic: that was asking alot
Greggleswong: Nice!
TXC2: SUB HYPE 15
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Laserbeaks_Fury: N
malsareus: You can slow time, run past the tentacles
RayFK: Because you are the bomb. BOOM ROASTED NERD
malsareus: Funsies
Grescheks: ohai Jeej
BusTed: gottem
RayFK: Hey friends
BusTed: we're having fun with half-life 2 barnacle ripoffs.
RayFK: Oh eff that noise
RayFK: I hate those things
Grescheks: the boo box!
TXC2: Hello RayFK welcome
Didero: What's bad about them, RayFK?
RayFK: Just wandering, minding your own business, fucking grabbed my things
HisEvilDomain: "Hiss... let us dance, horse-man." is a great quote if you have no context
BusTed: they have superior footsies
Grescheks: is it huge, or are you so much of a parry god that it just seems huge?
Nuurgle: maybe try bathing in water? perhaps that's why you live in a cave with no friends, giant demon man
TXC2: or a shower, more economical that way
BusTed: slytqShrug
TStodden: You have no idea what's in that blood... there could be viruses or other infectious stuff in there... Plus Bloodstains are the worst.
Grescheks: slytqShrug
tipulsar85: Malcovich!
Nuurgle: games pull no punches for god gamer Adam Savidan
Grescheks: big ol' wormy boy just chillin' in the background
malsareus: Game brought its A game for Boshy Savidan
Grescheks: tactical roll!
tipulsar85: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam plays video games and is good at them. Game: Darksiders) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (57m ago).
TXC2: Just Beej Beejing it up
RealGamerCow: oops. all Beej stream
Suffix: I hope we still have the Backlog intro somewhere.
Didero: So I think I missed quite some story. Why are we in a desert in the first place?
Earthenone: i remember beej having a sub goal to go shirtless and alex ending up in a wedding dress
tipulsar85: Oh look, Wormsign!
tehcrashxor: "The Dice of Locke Lamora"? There's a Locke Lamora game? Or just a clever stream show name?
BusTed: Gotta walk without rhythm.
tehcrashxor: Oh, looking at the wrong calendar.
tehcrashxor: nm
FlyboyZeb: Tremors plotline spoiled
TXC2: when is that new Dune movie coming out ?
SwordsIce: isnt this what you needed the stop time for?
BusTed: The sequels have value as camp.
BusTed: But they're pretty bad.
tergonis: they are ridiculous and i love them
tipulsar85: Have not see past tremors 3
RvLeshrac: Can't you double-jump again from the middle and float?
Tangsm: Tremors 2 was funny.
Grescheks: I think the second movie was good
BusTed: Is it the third one that takes place in the past?
Grescheks: BusTed 4th
BusTed: Ah.
tipulsar85: Tremor 4 was the Western prequel
Laserbeaks_Fury: The ones with Gummer were good
Grescheks: Laserbeaks_Fury so...all of them? :P
FlyboyZeb: You arent missing much
TXC2: Pretty impressive in this day and age
Sanityis0verrated: Adam stop tempting the internet
SquareDotCube: you kind of have to wait for them to go away, yeah
Nuurgle: nah, I think that's an easy one. You know going into it that no ending will be as good as the one you built in your mind
erloas: if you haven't finished something like that, it probably has more to do with the show/game than you
TXC2: it's hot as balls out today
BusTed: Bit of reading in the park? 👌
RvLeshrac: Oh, can you double-jump and then *dash*?
Sanityis0verrated: hi trogs
TXC2: like it's 8pm here and it's still hot
RvLeshrac: I mean double-jump from the platform, and dash.
Grescheks: sand pls
RvLeshrac: I don't know if that gets you any more distance than the wings.
TXC2: hello Sanityis0verrated welcome
SquareDotCube: way far away
Grescheks: I think just far away
Greggleswong: you got iy
Greggleswong: you gotta memorize her patrol route
tipulsar85: Is there a way to get onto the second level of the towers?
TXC2: kind monster hunter ish
RvLeshrac: He's doing it the right way.
Jarhi28: big ol' Nope Worm
RvLeshrac: The goal is to have the worm far away, and then use movement tech to get as far across before touching the ground as possible.
Sanityis0verrated: you too greedy
TXC2: well of coruse not, you'd wake in a Jar Kappa
PMAvers: Maybe as the wise advisor who knows all the tropes?
v_nome: What if we gave you an axe, could you hack it then?
Grescheks: luckily, you've got your Saskatchewan bonuses, so you'd be able to work a farm in a fantasy setting Kappa
Jarhi28: I would want to be an alchemist or healer in a fantasy setting
Sanityis0verrated: Adam pls you are sweetest boy
DarkMorford: You've got a giant sword, can't we just kill the wurm and then take our time walking? Kappa
PMAvers: "Oh, that monster clearly has a weak point there and there, that's where you should attack it."
DeadlyWinchester: I love the let's nope until dawn play through, it's so funny
Grescheks: I think Adam, in a fantasy setting, would be the mysterious stranger in the tavern handing out sweet quests
ThePoshPanda: What if you had magic powers tho? Sorcerer or cleric
fragilepaper: lrrGREED lrrGREED
BusTed: But you do read. Like a magic user would.
PMAvers: What if it's a fantasy setting where combat is resolved via children's card games?
BusTed: What if spellbooks had compelling storylines?
Erudite_Cynic: its the JAR for adam
Sanityis0verrated: I mean but usually in this anime you get to level up
RvLeshrac: Wouldn't it be amazing if, when you died right here, it took you back to before the worm?
Grescheks: me, myself, in a fantasy setting, would not make it as an adventurer, but I bet I could hack it as a magic researcher
TXC2: Adam is clearly the Bard
moosethatsmiles: Do I still know about technology?
ThePoshPanda: I got a bad knee and shoulder, i would die to the first giant basement tavern rat
Sanityis0verrated: then you wouldn't be clumsy
PMAvers: Ah, so white mage.
Joda011980: evening
RvLeshrac: In a fantasy setting, Adam would be The Bard from The Bard's Tale.
BusTed: he went
TStodden: Have any 4's? (Opponent Punches Player) Go Fish!
SquareDotCube: The only Killer Instinct you have is for the SNES Kappa
v_nome: I've always been more of a Mortal Kombat man myself
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Grescheks: free gun!
Robot_Bones: shit is he fighting Bumblebee?
RvLeshrac: Yeah, now *you've* got a gun.
BusTed: The infinite combos.
Nuurgle: ULTRA
Erudite_Cynic: FULGORE
RvLeshrac: Go Up
TStodden: SNES KI is good (Still have the Soundtrack CD). KI Gold on N64 is pretty good as well.
Pharmacistjudge: you may not have a killer instinct, but nightmare Adam from Friday Nights was legit scary
Nuurgle: but did you get the Killer Instinct that came with the free soundtrack CD that was just *chef kiss*?
Grescheks: you blew up a shard too close to yourself
PMAvers: I havn't touched it in ages, but the new KI is supposed to be good too
Erudite_Cynic: the Spinal slidekick is still the cheapest move in fighting games
malsareus: That was knockback Adam
Pharmacistjudge: Killer Instinct....the game where Cinder was just so overpowered it wasn't really funny
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Grescheks: I don't see an ammo count anywhere
Grescheks: so I assume not?
BusTed: It magically reloads.
SquareDotCube: The stakes have never been more explosive!
accountmadeforants: I only just noticed that the currency is shrieking ghost skulls, I love it
BusTed: shootout at the OK corral
Pharmacistjudge: ok finally farmed my 3rd +10 hammer on dauntless, time to take a break
TXC2: "stick around"
TStodden: I dubbed the CD over to tape for road trips at the time (as CD players were still relatively new & didn't have a portable one).
BusTed: Nice, Pharmacistjudge
Pharmacistjudge: So I have Lightning Earth and Ice
Pharmacistjudge: gotta get them all? maybe?
BusTed: "Is that all?" *explodes*
InsomniacGamingTheater: This weapon is quite powerful.
DarkMorford: Gotta catch 'em all!
BusTed: I have axe, pike, and swords
Sanityis0verrated: soooo many guns to get
BusTed: few more chainblades to go
Pharmacistjudge: I just want to be powerful enough to just hang with the cool kids
BusTed: You're always cool enough!
BusTed: Are you in the guild, Pharmacistjudge?
Pharmacistjudge: I need to unlock heroic +
Pharmacistjudge: I'm not
Zu_o: he's your biggest fan and he needed your autograph adam
Grescheks: he wasn't cool enough to use the hell portals to travel, so he had to put the bridge down to get you
Zu_o: and then you shot him
BusTed: Let me know your Epic name if you'd like to be.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hi Adam hi chat
Pharmacistjudge: same as my twitch name
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oops
Zu_o: #bridgestrats
Sanityis0verrated: hi s6d
BusTed: Pasted to the ceiling.
Sanityis0verrated: syd
Grescheks: I should play more Dauntless, I kinda stopped after getting to max level in the hunt pass...
InsomniacGamingTheater: I always liked this section.
TehAmelie: Chandler voice: "Could I HAVE a bigger gun?"
TXC2: hello SydPreviouslyHeadache welcome
Grescheks: that sneeze came out as a yawn
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, i think this is where I took a bit of a break from this game
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fair, fun is subjective
Greggleswong: So is Darksiders a god of war clone?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Adam, Was that IC title I saw you wearing in the PPR intro a full on replica or one of the one;s you;d get at a walmart?
Feminine_Desires: I think if you played this as a kid it would be fun
Grescheks: horse!
Nuurgle: neither, Adam is actually IC champion
BusTed: rekt
Feminine_Desires: because it totally aligns with teenage male gamers.
Grescheks: it was so much damage because he has horsemanship
TXC2: Nuurgle you joke, But does anyone know who the real IC champ is? Kappa
BusTed: slytqShrug
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @TXC2 Finn Balor
Nuurgle: lrrAWW
Grescheks: oops whoops
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I only ask because I just bought myself a Replica IC belt. I've wanted one forever lol
TXC2: Light Heavyweight? so you're Esa Rios? Kappa
Feminine_Desires: Is this a poor mans God of War?
Grescheks: gesundheit
Grescheks: that sneeze was building it's power this whole time
Fantusta: @Feminine_Desires It's more of an Ocarina of Time in my opinion as crazy as it sounds
RvLeshrac: This is a spectacle fighter, yes.
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Erudite_Cynic: he isn't the god of war he IS WAR
TXC2: that sneeze had 3 whole bars of charge
RvLeshrac: Good news, you'll be able to pick up all sorts of shit at Vulgrim after this.
TehAmelie: it's telling a story very distinct from God of War at least
RvLeshrac: "What the hell, that's MY horse!"
Grescheks: I do believe that man has our horse
Erudite_Cynic: ah a firey footed steed
Earthenone: gannondorf?
Nuurgle: this is it. Horseman vs Horse Man
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Invitare: nah, 4 legs is more to manage
Feminine_Desires: This is so *edgy*
TXC2: Batman vs manbat
azureHaights: Horsemanship vs. a horse-man ship
DeadlyWinchester: giant sword is better than those 4 legs
Nuurgle: commercial break, time for a match reset Kappa
TehAmelie: can a horse-man get a bonus to using animal husbandry skill on himself?
Earthenone: just a flesh wound
Sanityis0verrated: you are god of parrying
RvLeshrac: Looks like he came up a little... short.
TXC2: TehAmelie I'd say no, it would be like using insight on yourself
Nuurgle: I KNEES to tell you something. You're dead.
Erudite_Cynic: somebody report a murder cuz we have got PARRY Mason in the house
Grescheks: horse pls
tergonis: the horse has objections
fragilepaper: Pony says no
Suffix: Oh no.
TehAmelie: hmm i wanna make this game but with wrestling instead of swordfighting. any wrestleboys and girls agree?
Ispert: the joker voice tho Kappa
TXC2: Good guy war?
Feminine_Desires: why?
Sanityis0verrated: fuck that dude
kumatsu: Horse is Only Friend
TXC2: Does John Wick come after people who kill horses as well, and that's why War wont fight it?
Greggleswong: he just wants to ride it
Feminine_Desires: This super meh
Feminine_Desires: meh and bleh
Invitare: or the horse has a rider?
Sanityis0verrated: horse is best friend
Ispert: Gladiator?
TXC2: Gladitor is a movie from 2000
TehAmelie: remember the webcomic about the pet assassin? i want him to fight John Wick
Earthenone: ahh, we dynasty wariors now
Feminine_Desires: ah this reminds my of dynasty warriors
kumatsu: Cowboy Apocalypse Riding
Feminine_Desires: where you only have one attack animation.
Greggleswong: just like mowing the lawn
Earthenone: @Feminine_Desires lrrHEART
Ispert: You were a man, now you are a horseman of the apocalypse Kappa
DrWreckage: It's an old old game
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun I was referencing dynasty warrior.
Ispert: the game stands up to time tho
TehAmelie: you're a warboy now, you're a warhorse now
DrWreckage: In some cultures this game would have already been put out onto the ice flow
Zu_o: Did this come out while clinton was still president?
Earthenone: dynasty warriors has a lot of combos and stuff but only a side swipe back and forth on horseback
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I thought Ian was the warboy
TXC2: Jack of all trades, master of none
DrWreckage: But thats doesn't mean it doesn't have value
Pseudonym_Ken: Hyrule Warriors is sweet
Mister_Skittles: its just mass murder.. the game
Feminine_Desires: Really? I thought you'd love dynasty warriors
Pal_Friendpatine: But better than one @txc2
PMAvers: Somewhere Heather is sharpening the bat.
TXC2: Pal_Friendpatine indeed
mtvcdm: Hello. The first chat messages I see tell me I've.... not missed much of a game here huh.
LoadingReadyRun: I like Hyrule Warriors...
Earthenone: maybe you need to crank up the dificulty for your gamer instincts to kick in :)
TXC2: hello mtvcdm
Sanityis0verrated: hit in the face
BusTed: That is a sweet animation.
Feminine_Desires: okay I like that horse transition
Nuurgle: aim for the head...or the butt
Didero: best horse
Feminine_Desires: that was really well done
BusTed: Quick, feed Ruin more carrots.
Nuurgle: what are Ruin's carrots? The hearts of the unpure?
BusTed: splortch
Pal_Friendpatine: Squoosh, Squoosh, Squoosh, Squoosh, Squoosh,
TXC2: and that's how a vasectomy works Kappa
BusTed: WutFace
DeadlyWinchester: slayer - raining blood
Feminine_Desires: @Nuurgle jalapeno peppers
Grescheks: "Glad you had fun with your fast horse section, now have a slow cannon section"
Didero: Can you also opt not to use the minigun?
Sanityis0verrated: I want to get up but there is a pupper on my legs
tergonis: young man you will finish your rail shooter if you want any other gameplay
malsareus: I recall this being the last shooter section
Pal_Friendpatine: That’s Mark Hamill isn’t it?
Grescheks: imagine how slow and annoying this section would be without the gun D:
Grescheks: Pal_Friendpatine yup
Pal_Friendpatine: Neat
TXC2: "wow the shooting in the game is great" "TIME FOR THE EGG HUNT!"
BusTed: "Hey guys what's going on ov--"
BusTed: lrrCOW
Grescheks: yeah, those top dudes will wreck you I think without the cannon
BusTed: Gotta max out their kill counters.
InsomniacGamingTheater: I feel like I missed an episode.
Grescheks: this is the third stream
Grescheks: I think
TXC2: 3rd or 4th
Nuurgle: It's Darksiders, missing an episode doesn't mean you've missed any important story
TXC2: more likely 3rd
Grescheks: so if you've seen the previous two, you should be good
InsomniacGamingTheater: Then it's been to long since I last played, because I don't remember the order of the game.
Kraest: oh fuck i just remembered the laser puzzles
Kraest: Maybe two? Three?
GarQuithnik: I remember playing this
Nuurgle: Despite all my rage I am still just a worm in a cage
Grescheks: I think the sword noises are supposed to be the chains?
Boiler_bot: Is that Mark Hammil?
Pal_Friendpatine: Yup @boiler_bot
TXC2: sure is
Grescheks: I missed
Grescheks: it
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Stop gentrifying cryptids.
EmpyrealHell: I've never beat this game, but just looking at the boss order list you're like just under halfway through the game
Eclipseon: Ah, I remember this Colossus Kappa
Grescheks: Agro!
DarkMorford: Choo-choo train!
wildpeaks: all aboard the snek train
TehAmelie: who here ever got the 1000 hit combo in God of War?
Kraest: This Stygian brought to you by Alienware
Boiler_bot: Nuuuu
fragilepaper: Don’t tell the snek, Ben will be displeased
Feminine_Desires: what sort of sex have you been having that 59 is a sex number?
Earthenone: !findquote nine
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Nuurgle: it's the Canadian exchange rate
EmpyrealHell: this is some riveting gameplay
TXC2: Nuurgle too real
Feminine_Desires: there was a chest!
Feminine_Desires: on the base of that structure.
hotcarlson: Adam you do the best job at everything you do
Grescheks: Mark Hamill, help us!
tergonis: maybe just use the wall?
TXC2: a 59 is when you turn around to look at your partner doing you in the butt Kappa
WithoutAnAce: Naah, it'd only be riveting if it was in a factory setting
EmpyrealHell: the boss is just like wandering in circles over there, while you ride your horse around some makeshift structures, not what I would expect from a bossfight is all
InsomniacGamingTheater: Hit the muzzle with your sword. Once it's off, shoot down its throat.
Erudite_Cynic: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Boiler_bot: Isn't THQ bust?
InsomniacGamingTheater: I played this game a LOT.
Zu_o: You're not a bot at all!
malsareus: Yes
Grescheks: oh hey, Vulgrim
malsareus: THQ is no more
Boiler_bot: Zu_o I think you must be mistaken
Grescheks: buy all the things
Zu_o: Well, are you a bot?
TXC2: ofcourse Boiler_bot is a bot, we all are, beep boop
Erudite_Cynic: Green Hills Zone starts Playing
Boiler_bot: Indeed beepboop
Grescheks: the audio in this game is all over the place
Kraest: @txc2 Speakfor yourself! I’m not a bot, I’m a bit! Trade me for goods and services!
Zu_o: @TXC2 the only proper response to are you a bot, if you're a bot, is to give a canned response that doesn't respond to the question at all
BusTed: rayfkSanic
Grescheks: azureHaights yup
Kraest: That is Mark Hamill
Zu_o: saying you are is obviously revealing you are not a bot.
SquareDotCube: There should just be a !voice command with the response "Yes, that is Mark Hamill."
TXC2: Zu_o but what if I'm a Turing complete bot? Kappa
MilkInBag: IS THIS REAL LIFE
TXC2: sadly yes
BusTed: It could also be Robin from Teen Titans.
MilkInBag: adam playing darksiders
MilkInBag: after all those years
Grescheks: seabatHITBOX
BusTed: The prophecy is fulfilled, Milk
MilkInBag: time to break the emergency glass
Feminine_Desires: It makes a different noise if you are hitting them.
SquareDotCube: I mean, after this, might as well play Minecraft next
Feminine_Desires: a squishy clacking noise
TStodden: Adam is finally taking down this Bane in his library... although I would be surprised if we do take down Bane in this game.
Sanityis0verrated: I was trying to nap I failed time for dauntless
Laserbeaks_Fury: The baby ones you can slash
Zu_o: @TXC2 then tell me why you killed Doctor Calvin.
MilkInBag: no OpieOP
Grescheks: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
fragilepaper: ^
Erudite_Cynic: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ indeed
TXC2: Zu_o I don't get that reference
TXC2: Camera pls
Zu_o: IRobot.
Grescheks: those meaty slaps when you shoot them though
firelordgamez: If I recall, this fight was all shooting aside from the muzzle
tergonis: the true final boss appears once again
MilkInBag: i dont remember this boss fight being so long
TXC2: Zu_o the point of the movie is that he killed himself
Grescheks: I mean, I'm watching you, so *I'm* having fun
Didero: It doesn't help that there's zero indication you're even hitting them
firelordgamez: This is probably the most boring boss of the game
Zu_o laughs
Grescheks: horse pls
MilkInBag: hit me, hit ME HIT ME
TXC2: "oh so you want to hit eh?!"
TXC2: *to be hit
SydPreviouslyHeadache: freaking wurm coil engine
EmpyrealHell: this looks tedius
beowuuf: the real fun was the patience we lost along the way
Grescheks: those flying worms look a little silly
EmpyrealHell: and the defeated look on Adam's face reinforces that
Kraest: Ah yes, worms. The glorious land dolphins of the sea.
Grescheks: seabatHITBOX
SquareDotCube: because thy got the gas?
Zu_o: @TXC2 it was the best joke I could think of.
Sanityis0verrated: now I want gummy worms
firelordgamez: This boss fight was probably the worst, as tedious as it is, but I absolutely loved the final boss.
TXC2: Zu_o fair enough
MilkInBag: yes, why did you stop
Grescheks: HORSE PLS
Zu_o: @TXC2 Should I have asked you to open the pod bay doors?
Erudite_Cynic: Walk without Rhythm and you won't attract the worm
TStodden: Rage just Quitted there
Grescheks: circle strafe! circle strafe!
TXC2: Zu_o fun story, that's the only part of that movie I've not seen :P
Grescheks: game over
Feminine_Desires: We Gears of War 2 now bitch.
Erudite_Cynic: JABU JABU
darkora: I was wondering if this is like snake where you had to try and get it to eat it's own tail? maybe that would have been too exciting?
TStodden: You're going to get a nasty case of indigestion there.
Zu_o: @TXC2 Jon H Benjamin did a voice over of Hal in that part that's worth watching if you'd like me to send it to you
beowuuf: press 'O' to awesome... in secret
BusTed: u win
TXC2: now thats bathing in blood
EmpyrealHell: I mean, Tremors wasn't exactly a great movie, it's no surprise turning it into a boss fight was equally terrible
TXC2: Zu_o nah thats fine, thanks
MilkInBag: it was cool in 2010 ok?
TXC2: lrrGOAT
Grescheks: Dev 1: "How are we going to animate War killing that giant worm?" Dev 2: "Uhh...just have him go underground with him and then a huge blood geyser, that'll do it"
Erudite_Cynic: shit fight with no payoff
MilkInBag: I was never cool, that's my secret
Kraest: That fight was never fun
Zu_o: Wow Adam
Grescheks: lrrWOW
wildpeaks: ouch :D
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always tired.
darkora: ow my hit points
fragilepaper: Daaaaaamn
wildpeaks: too real, lrrbot :D
SquareDotCube: You don't have ricochet blade? It's so good for crowd control
Erudite_Cynic: why do we watch this Bully Kappa
fragilepaper: ^
Zu_o: oh, txc2 thanks for playing along, fun times.
MilkInBag: Amazon, help, I'm being bullied D:
MilkInBag: YES SURE
fragilepaper: No idea Erudite, and why do we discord with a bully either?
MilkInBag: i guess
SquareDotCube: Wait, has Adam played Bully?
Invitare: I have never seen anyone in chat bully you
MilkInBag: anti heroes are cool nowadays so OpieOP
Invitare: these are spurious accusations being thrown at Twitch Chat
Sanityis0verrated: @fragilepaper because we are all bullies in the discord
TStodden: Bully is a pretty decent game, although dealing with classes can be a pain.
TXC2 stares in mod
BusTed: time for a spider boss
MilkInBag: character design was pretty good in this game
fragilepaper: @sanityis0verrated us.... bullies? Nooooooooo
malsareus: You know what this calls for? An entire Dead Cells stream with twitch integration
Grescheks: I mean, bird facts is nothing but bullying
MilkInBag: oh yeah that realm is something
Invitare: bird facts is not bullying
Invitare: it is education
Invitare: and that can only be a good thing
Zu_o: @LoadingReadyRun are you going to be playing the other 2 games as well?
fragilepaper: We are wise teachers
Bobtheninjagoldfish: dang it, I had to step away.. was that worm fight as boring as it looked?
MilkInBag: samael is not a demon of patience
TXC2: Bobtheninjagoldfish yeap
Kraest: Holy shit I completely forgot about the spider area
Grescheks: Samael wants a happy ending from us slytqWTF
Boiler_bot: Stellar writing
Erudite_Cynic: chill bruv
Sanityis0verrated: toxic much
YuanRamirez: oh, is that liam o'brien who voices war?
MilkInBag: it's......different
firelordgamez: I really didn't like the second one, tbh
TXC2: "the final heaaaaaaaaart"
EmpyrealHell: I made it like 2 bosses into this one, and about halfway through the second, so it's at least that many bosses better
MilkInBag: darksiders 2 is HUGE and has loot, but it's mostly empty and the loot is more annoying to manage than fun
Invitare: based on prior evidence, I'm not entirely convinced you'll play this one either Kappa
TStodden: Kingdom Hearts has gotten VERY DARK here. lrrBEEJ
firelordgamez: Yeah, the inventory management aspect of Darksiders 2 really turned me off of it. I liked the first one much better.
Kraest: Opinions on the second one are kind of funny. People either think it’s one of the greatest games they’ve ever played or think it’s one of the worst pieces of garbage ever to be called a game.
Grescheks: uhhhhhhhhh vulgrim pls
MilkInBag: darksiders 2 is still better than dante's inferno
MilkInBag: 1 is imo way better because it's more focused
TXC2: the only good thing to come out of Dante's inferno was the GPLP
firelordgamez: @MilkInBag Agreed
MilkInBag: i know, that's the joke LUL
EmpyrealHell: the inventory in 2 was way less annoying to manage than Nioh, but the same kind of annoying
MilkInBag: every time you repeat what I write, it sounds sarcastic haha
Greggleswong: its nudes isn't it
wordswords1: @LoadingReadyRun what have you heard about darksiders 3 that you're avoiding it?
Feminine_Desires: It does tell you when you can ride the horse
Invitare: you can ride a horse anywhere if you try hard enough
Feminine_Desires: the horse icon is grayed out.
MilkInBag: darksiders 3 is full nope
MilkInBag: no, just inattentive
Invitare: have we ever not answered honestly?
Grescheks: not an idiot, the game never mentions that and it's not super obvious
Feminine_Desires: Inattentive is definitely the right answer :p
Erudite_Cynic: not an idiot just easily distracted
TXC2: weren't there some super shady stuff with the Devs of Darksiders 3 ?
Drew_64: I heard that patches ironed out a lot of the complaints with DS3
Feminine_Desires: It's in the top right corner
SquareDotCube: I think the problem with Darksiders is that it likes to bring in popular mechanics of games without understanding what makes them fun
Grescheks: horse pls
Invitare: low jump stat
Issurru: I fixed my AC AND I got Trix? Today couldn't get any better PogChamp
Feminine_Desires: with the five red bars around it
Nuurgle: this isn't Skyrim
firelordgamez: Not enough momentum
Invitare: switch it out for Epona
MilkInBag: darksiders 3 was a game made for GAMERS
YuanRamirez: well, you ARE reading chat fly by while you play so... distracted is more fitting than "idiot"
BusTed: Press X to soothe.
TXC2: this is horse is gonna end up like the one in Shadow of the Colossus isn't it? Kappa
MilkInBag: @TXC2 still too soon
LoadingReadyRun: BotW if it was done in a Twilight Princess style.
Grescheks: Agro! D:
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun WHO DAT
Erudite_Cynic: wow is it just me or is the fan running real hard on one of the PCs
Issurru: on Teferi? Kappa
MilkInBag: WHAT
TXC2: Feminine_Desires probably heather
BusTed: cool
Invitare: yes you've told us that before
MilkInBag: i just dont understand what "normal people" do in their free time
firelordgamez: More people oppressing gamers
firelordgamez: smh
Issurru: they wish they were cool
Issurru: LUL
BusTed: Haha.
Grescheks: ha, nice
BusTed: I hadn't heard that.
YuanRamirez: nice
EmpyrealHell: maintain eye contact
Issurru: nice flex LUL
EmpyrealHell: pet horse
Erudite_Cynic: get wrecked asshats
darkora: is that what the kids are calling it these days?
BusTed: That's a great reaction.
Nuurgle: if only you'd had nep nep on there
MilkInBag: what do muggles do in their free time? walk outside for no purpose? eat chips?
Grescheks: that horse is spider chow now
Erudite_Cynic: ah, El Spidro Gigante
TXC2: we got warnapped
Feminine_Desires: ah reused assets.
firelordgamez: All according to War's plan
firelordgamez: Immersion
LoadingReadyRun: lol yeah..
Drew_64: Cut scene spiders are stronger than Game spiders, thats why you got got
Kraest: @milkinbag you just reminded me that I have chips. Thank you
MilkInBag: it's for NARRATIVE
Boiler_bot: All according to keikaku
TXC2: !clips
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Nuurgle: core gamers love being involved in cutscenes
Grescheks: all according to keikaku
Erudite_Cynic: you can immerse deez nuts Darksiders
MilkInBag: it was a dog
Boiler_bot: (it means plan(
YuanRamirez: you don't think war is an otaku?
Issurru: I think war invented Keikaku OpieOP
DeadlyWinchester: War calls Samael a coward but gets captured by spiders
Grescheks: you can't cut it, but you can gently pull it apart
malsareus: That spider knows what it did
Robot_Bones: Are we finally here to fuck spiders?
MilkInBag: stop hitting the dogs
Invitare: being captured by spiders is better than being trapped in a jar, right?
Issurru: what if you're trapped in a web in a jar??????????
Invitare: that's reasonable
TXC2: do you want Dark elves? 'cause that's how you get Dark elves
Didero: oh jeez the jar thing again
Grescheks: what if there's spiders in the jar with you?
BusTed: Some sort of spider wizard NotLikeThis
Erudite_Cynic: trapped in a jar filled with spiders WUT
Invitare: I think that's fair, because clearly you were immobalised by the web and couldn't defend yourself in fair and honourable combat, so you ended up in a jar
Feminine_Desires: I don't.
Grescheks: (I actually do enjoy the jar thing)
Issurru: I only like when you pop off about your orange pop OpieOP
darkora: what if the jar is a spider?
Grescheks: Issurru it's all about the orange mustache Kappa
TStodden: What type of jar are we talking about? Bell? Mason? Clay?
Evochron13: how did you feel about the line "orange pop":
BusTed: Just a coincidence.
firelordgamez: What's the deal with orange pop?
SerGarretCameron: you could wrap around that wall by the bridge that just fell.
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun if you were trapped in a spider's web or trapped in a jar with spiders, you are being left there no matter how powerful you are because I'm not dealing with spiders.
Clench_Eastwood: there's no LRL this week right?
Invitare: what if it were a Kilner?
Kaorti: I also want to hear the deep orange pop lore
Mister_Skittles: question on the jar thing. Are you Adam sized in an Adam sized Jar or a Jar sized Adam in a Jar???
BusTed: Adam what's a gas pedal?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: It was awesome to have Nelson as the main character in FN this month
TXC2: Gods supportive friend must be grate
TheElrad: Adam, what if you get trapped in a web, the spider knocks you out with poison and you wake up in a mansized Jar?
tergonis: that's what we come here for
Issurru: I got a bunch of orange dye on my hands the other day, wanted to ask Adam if it was part of the orange pop curse LUL
MilkInBag: it explains the orange pop thing or it gets the hose
TXC2: Clench_Eastwood nope
Suffix: Can someone please explain Memes?
EmpyrealHell: we need blue here, so we can kick up some shit about Wendy's too, and we'll be at peak seachats
Erudite_Cynic: trapped in a bottle of orage pop
TStodden: The Beejin' Hour(s) are approaching...
PMAvers: Nope, it's Shadowbeej tonight right?
MilkInBag: spiders cant open jars
MilkInBag: they dont have a thumb
BusTed: The spider is a sorcerer.
DarkMorford: Adam, if you play Minecraft with the right mod installed, you can put a cow in a jar Looney Tunes style!
Suffix: Spiders are very dexterous.
Grescheks: spiders have 8 legs, they can figure it out!
BusTed: You have been ensorcelled by a spider.
HydraWiggins: telekinesis
TheElrad: you don't know that, it might be a magic spider
Mister_Skittles: spider with hands
Greggleswong: i'm curious about the orange pop thing
Invitare: why not? They have plenty of arms to do it with
Issurru: what if they fell on it HMMMMMM??????
Boiler_bot: What if the spider excretes orange pop?
mtvcdm: If you were trapped in a jar that is actually a cow, would you rescue the cow from you.
darkora: what if the jar is made of spiders?
MilkInBag: what if the jar is made out of web
firelordgamez: It makes a pulley system with its webs
TheElrad: and I never said the spider put you in the jar
InsomniacGamingTheater: Carefully.
malsareus: This one can
Invitare: the Spider is a Jar Wizard
tergonis: 7 monocles
TehAmelie: give it some LSD and it'll weave a lid
malsareus: It has an extra set of human arms
TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] Spiders can't even close jars, checkmate chat.
LRRbot: New quote #6180: "Spiders can't even close jars, checkmate chat." —Adam [2019-06-29]
MilkInBag: what if the spider IS a jar
darkora: you've heard of a trapdoor spider, now see the jar spider
Issurru: Adams a Jar Wizard gatekeeper Kappa
Sanityis0verrated: maybe the spider is s pet
erloas: maybe it got help from an octopus, they can open jars
Sanityis0verrated: for a wizard
MilkInBag: there is a whole trapped in a jar community on reddit
churn16: Hi your mom here. On my way back to Canada 🇨🇦 talk soon 💕
HydraWiggins: If a wizard turns into a spider, do wizard rules apply, or spider rules?
TStodden: SpiderJar, SpiderJar, does whatever a SpiderJar does...
Boiler_bot: TIL that most spiders actually have terrible eyesight despite having many eyes
Mister_Skittles: they are jealous over limbs
TXC2: MilkInBag R/Jarheads Kappa
Grescheks: I'm here for the deep octopus/spider lore
firelordgamez: I thought it was druids that turned into spiders, not wizards
Issurru: but thta's why the octopus is helping you from the Spider wizard
Issurru: duh Kappa
Erudite_Cynic: found the soda clip https://clips.twitch.tv/AntediluvianOilyBearDAESuppy
MilkInBag: druids are wizards but on biological weed
BusTed: Hello Adam's mom.
Issurru: Drider WutFace
erloas: why not? only one creature with 8 arms allowed?
Kaorti: Burning Wheel has spider wizards. They cast spells by weaving mystic webs.
rocketjohn: wtf is a drider?
DarkMorford: Adam, why are you slapping the table? This isn't a Wyrmwood-sponsored stream! Kappa
SquareDotCube: What if it was a druid that took spider form?
Mister_Skittles: a normal ass spider isnt going to be able to trap you in a web either
MilkInBag: what if it's a reverse drider, top spider bottom human
darkora: what if we were the spider all along?
TXC2: rocketjohn think Centure, but a spider
sing_o_muse: drow spider-drider
MilkInBag: drider is a centaur but spider
HydraWiggins: "just drow things"
churn16: Hello everyone.
Grescheks: rocketjohn it's like a spider centaur, the bottom half is a spider body, the top half is a drow
Buxx345: a *slaps table* drider *slaps table* is different *slaps table*
TXC2: Hello churn16 welcome
MilkInBag: yes
Sanityis0verrated: also because you loud
BusTed: Haha.
Issurru: your son is a treasure
rocketjohn: TXC2 i would rather not...
TXC2: Reverse drider = Spiderman Kappa
Kaorti: wow
Ace__of__Hearts: hey Adam, are you watching Fyter Fest tonight?
Erudite_Cynic: 8 human legs
Invitare: does it have6 spider arms and 2 human legs?
mtvcdm: Human feet but everything else is spider
Mister_Skittles: with human feets and a spider butt
seth_erickson: Two legs directly in the middle to hold the body up
MilkInBag: a spider with human toes
firelordgamez: Orange soda is gr8
Issurru: so like normal Kappa
Invitare: isn't that what we do?
Mister_Skittles: tbh you started it. you usually do
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Hello Adam and chat. How's tricks this sweaty evening?
joannatastic: The Weaver in Perdido Street Station has human hands. Little baby hands specifically iirc.
erloas: chat wins again, that's our job, distract you
TXC2: hello CollapsingHrungDisaster welcome
HisEvilDomain: Two legs, but on the abdomen, so the spider is pointing up and can only look behind itself
TehAmelie: this makes me think of This Book is Full of Spiders, a book with a premise i can't even talk about publicly because of the spiders
HisEvilDomain: like abackwards snowman on legs
darkora: what if the real spiders were the friends we made along the way?
TXC2: wasn't there a game on the ps1 where you played as a spider, like a regular ass spider?
Mister_Skittles: but can a reverse drider produce webbing
Erudite_Cynic: low it down to go the otherway?
erloas: there was Sim Ant, but I don't know about a spider
TehAmelie: there was a mosquito sim so probably
SquareDotCube: Is it for kids?
TXC2: Tricks = things
BusTed: BabyRage
Erudite_Cynic: "hows tricks" is a term for "how are things"
TStodden: Mr. Mosquito is surprisingly challenging.
rocketjohn: tricks = those things which are turned by a person of negotiable affection
rocketjohn: i've always thought it was a weird phrase
erloas: what is the key count so far
Erudite_Cynic: where there is a silverkey there must be a silver door
TehAmelie: you could make a spider sim that would be hella cool without changing a lot of reality
Fantusta: @Erudite_Cynic thanks Izaro
TXC2: Crab looking spider?
Grescheks: TXC2 there was "Spider" on Playstation, which let you play as a robot spider, and "Deadly Creatures" on Wii that let you play as a tarantula and a scorpion, those are the only two game that come to my mind
firelordgamez: Scythe is gr8
TehAmelie: spider senses (to represent your 360° vision), wall climbing, web making, flying on your silk strands. . .
TXC2: Grescheks hmm, might have been a robo spider, thanks
TehAmelie: Watch Dogs for some reason had that spider mecha minigame, you'd really just need that without Watch Dogs in it
Erudite_Cynic: maybe it'll drop it through the webs
Erudite_Cynic: make the thing drop the block
Boiler_bot: TehAmelie I really love that minigame.
Boiler_bot: I kind of wish it was just its own thing.
TehAmelie: i figure everyone did
TehAmelie: i figure everyone does
TehAmelie: (it's funny cause Watch Dogs is garbage toilets)
amythist: when it's on it's back can you jump on it to use it as a platform
firelordgamez: There's a ledge where you first dropped down on
SquareDotCube: I won't say how but the spider mecha comes back in Watch_Dogs 2
Grescheks: spider pls
firelordgamez: In the corner of the room
TXC2: TehAmelie what are you talking about? being able to vault over the tombstone of the nephew you got killed is art Kappa
SquareDotCube: "Gamers don't look up"
TehAmelie: toilets can be art lrrBEEJ
TXC2: TehAmelie :D
darkora: blocking is for blockers
Issurru: that's quite the splurch sound for just ripping webs
Boiler_bot: Punchy worm
TXC2: Blocking is for creatures with vigilance
BusTed: Nifty.
rocketjohn: nice!
rocketjohn: look forward to seeing it
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Zael250: Happy 29 months! Now, do I owe you cake or do you owe me cake?
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Boiler_bot: Owch
InsomniacGamingTheater: Gauntlets
HondoTrigger: is this SGDQ Darksiders seabatTROG
Erudite_Cynic: "quick"
Zael250: Deal!
SerGarretCameron: there appears to be a sqare on the floor over by the spiders, is that where?
CaptainSpam: It's SGD. Just done. Kappa
HondoTrigger: troglodytes only exchange trinkets and baubles, not cakes
Issurru: those are both bad cakes DansGame
Greggleswong: exchanging cake sounds dirrrty
Sanityis0verrated: Red velvet is nom
Suffix: Why not just a Treetza Pizza?
Invitare: Red Velvet isn't vegetarian
Zael250: And what cake would you like Mr Savidan?
rocketjohn: BFG is barely a cake at all tbh
ugh_sunlight: Red velvet best cake
Sanityis0verrated: they both good cakes
firelordgamez: Closer
Erudite_Cynic: Issurru you would want a ckae made from trix
CaptainSpam: War is a problem solver.
Sanityis0verrated: Issurru what is wrong with you
Greggleswong: punch it over the shorter part of the chasm
rocketjohn: move it right
darkora: you forgot to yell 'yeet'
Sanityis0verrated: I have bakery here that can do gluten free and vegan cakes they are so good
rocketjohn: 'gameplay'
HondoTrigger: actual carrots in carrot cake DansGame
Grescheks: raisins in cake slytqWTF
Issurru: the fuck, RAISINS IN A CAKE DansGame
Issurru: whats wrong with me is I like GOOD cakes OpieOP
Invitare: isn't that a fruit cake?
TXC2: what the fuck kind of evil shit is raisins in a cake?
firelordgamez: German chocolate cake always sounds really good to me, but then I remember I hate coconut
Greggleswong: hmmm raisin carrot coconut cake
rocketjohn: sultanas in a cake is the correct choice
TheWooglie: If it's small and brown and isn't chocolate chips it can stay out of my cake
Greggleswong: yeah man
rocketjohn: tho raisins are acceptable in a Christmas cake....
HondoTrigger: what is a christmas cake
HondoTrigger: is that fruitcake?
Invitare: full of raisins
Feminine_Desires: Christmas cake is the best cake.
Issurru: christmas cake seabatYIKES
TheWooglie: Fruit cake with alchohol
MilkInBag: hey adam remember when i said i was dating someone like a month ago? she's coming to my place for supper seabatTROG
rocketjohn: Adam, i've always respected you, but....
Feminine_Desires: But what is better, is carrot pudding
TXC2: Xmas cake is solid booze
Boiler_bot: MilkInBag make her a cake. Kappa
Feminine_Desires: carrot pudding with rum sauce.
HydraWiggins: If christmas cake sucks, turn it upside down and pour in another bottle of wine to wake it up
TXC2: MilkInBag congrats I guess?
MilkInBag: @Boiler_bot a great gruel cake OpieOP
rocketjohn: Wine in Christmas cake? I think you mean brandy / rum / whisky
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun carrot pudding is legit one of the best christmas tradition meals. Trust me when I say that you will love it when you eat it.
Erudite_Cynic: next thing you know we will be talking cheeselogs
firelordgamez: What diff are you playing on?
rocketjohn: Have you had British Christmas cake tho?
HydraWiggins: have you tried christmas cake with cheese, as like a savoury?
rocketjohn: Or the insipid colonial stuff...
TXC2: British = MORE alcohol
Robot_Bones: We must hold the line. Here. No Further
Invitare: didn't Graham make a British style christmas cake on TTSF once?
rocketjohn: Graham makes correct Christmas cake, I seem to remember he did a TTSF
darkora: British christmas cake is still bad
firelordgamez: Oh look, it's the room where I spent hours farming levels for all the weapons to 100%
rocketjohn: Go somewhere other than London dude
Issurru: London Ontario? Kappa
TXC2: Like a lot more, no more, still more, I dont think you're getting how much more I mean here
rocketjohn: London sucks ass.
TheArchitectX: you should talk to Graham about fruitcake and its relative quality.
Invitare: try York, it's meant to be nice
rocketjohn: Britain isn't big, but it's bigger than London
Zael250: Come to Brighton, it's lovely here
rocketjohn: Norwich is great
rocketjohn: York
rocketjohn: Bath
Invitare: or just go to Wales
rocketjohn: Edinborough
TheWooglie: don't G&K have relatives there? they can give you pointers
Mister_Skittles: Nottingham, Manchester
HydraWiggins: Brighton is amazing, years ago Brighton pride was the best pride I've ever been to
IssacGG: I enjoyed Cardiff
TXC2: Chat you're saying all these place when you know damn well everywhere in the UK is a shit hole
BusTed: Haha.
rocketjohn: Lawl
rocketjohn: Whalish
Boiler_bot: Someone can "look" welsh?
rocketjohn: love it
TXC2: Walish :D
Grescheks: you're still laughing to this day
rocketjohn: Aled Jones looks pretty welsh tbj
rocketjohn: tbh
DarkMorford: "Funny. She doesn't look Druish!"
Grescheks: the Walish have killed Adam
rocketjohn: The more often you say it the funnier it gets
Erudite_Cynic: He had the Walishlook
Boiler_bot: Adam, you don't look very Canadish.
HydraWiggins: Tom Jones looked pretty welsh back in the day, before becoming generic old white dude
IssacGG: Ah yes Walish the short ones
HydraWiggins: maybe its just a Jones thing
Fantusta: whalers on the moon
Invitare: Canadians come from Canadia, Canadish come from Canada
rocketjohn: Hrmm.. You don't look Canoobian
TehAmelie: someone once told me "Have you ever met a Welshman?" and when I said no "Have you ever eaten a leek? Same thing." He might have been a Londoner. . .
SquareDotCube: Canadaese
TXC2: Adam's not Canadian, he's from Saskatchewan Kappa
HydraWiggins: "he's from Winnipeg, idiot!"
rocketjohn: What's the collective name for people from Saskatchewan?
Fantusta: Rough Riders?
IssacGG: welp, fair
TehAmelie: Saskatchewo
TXC2: rocketjohn cold?
Issurru: no they suck LUL
SquareDotCube: Sadskacks. Kappa
Suffix: Adam - do YOU have Rider Pride?
Issurru: they're like the leafs, they make a pile of money but they're an awful team
Grescheks: Issurru careful where you say that, Issurru, that's a death sentence
firelordgamez: It said you can grapple to it
gorsameth: R2 prompt while you were in the air
Issurru: I let everyone know that they suck LUL
TheWooglie: I think is said you can grapple the climb wall
DarkMorford: I'm originally from North Dakota, I know the feeling of wanting to get away from that region.
Issurru: their fans are crazy, they wear watermelon hats
Erudite_Cynic: score one for the hivemind
TehAmelie: not a single boo for my excellent pun? aw
Issurru: I only say they're better than the BC Lions because my friend likes the lions since he's from BC, like some kinda weirdo Kappa
InsomniacGamingTheater: You slow time so you can get past them.
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Grescheks: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej takes the Play it Forward Hotseat! Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (4:21 from now).
TheWooglie: !next
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej takes the Play it Forward Hotseat! Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (4:21 from now).
TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
Grescheks: in 4 hours, apparently
TheWooglie: Great minds think alike
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Issurru: wait Beej is playing SHADOWRUN PogChamp
TXC2: I feel like Beej played the og game before
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PerpetualDM: Adam! Hey. You're a great guy.
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Grescheks: TXC2 he did indeed
Issurru: hong kong was so good
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brainiac4: Shadowrun:HK is an excellent game
TXC2: hello sugarsh0t welcome
sugarsh0t: yarrrrr sugars5Luv
Sanityis0verrated: pls Adam you love us
sugarsh0t: gonna go raid lunch, have fun everyone!!
Grescheks: have good lunch sugarsh0t
TXC2: so long sugarsh0t eat well
sugarsh0t: <3
Tidomonkey: I love lamp.
Grescheks: mmm donut
Grescheks: I'll accept being a donut
Banrael: Then you get the sugar overload and want to vomit?
kumatsu: Brotherly Love for Twitch Chat
seth_erickson: Let sit for too long and it goes stale
TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] I love chat like I love donuts.
LRRbot: New quote #6181: "I love chat like I love donuts." —Adam [2019-06-29]
TrakoZG: donuts
SerGarretCameron: above or below.
Tidomonkey: Donuts are awesome. That's high praise.
Fantusta: for some reason I'm craving a donut now
TheWooglie: Fantusta same
firelordgamez: Below you
creasehearst: below you
Fantusta: gamers don't look down?
cheetoJack subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months, currently on a 60 month streak!
cheetoJack: Twitch subscriptions are the slowest idle games
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Suffix: seabatBRAIN
cheetoJack: I've only got 60 points and its been 5 years
creasehearst: you're in backtracking country now
TXC2: "donuts, I got donuts, hay I know you, wait stop we gotta swap insurance info"
cheetoJack: what, spiders climb?!
Boiler_bot: spiders op
MilkInBag: hey take care adam, my date is coming over now
Grescheks: have a good date MilkInBag!
rocketjohn: i love that "jebaited" made it into Friday Nights
TXC2: yes spiders climb, we have nursy rhymes about this Kappa
TXC2: so long MilkInBag good luck
Erudite_Cynic: Show her Chat!
BusTed: that sounds like an awful idea
cheetoJack: never show your dates chat
TheElrad: Adam's Gamehaüs and chill?
Suffix: That's the worst.
Issurru: that's a sixth date Kappa
Grescheks: I mean, MilkInBag probably doesn't want to be insulted in front of their date Kappa
firelordgamez: Btw, once you get to the tower area, make sure you save often and to different files. It soft locks there occasional.
creasehearst: grapple points
Suffix: THe Trogs should be Adam's secret shame.
cheetoJack: honestly if your date sticks with you after seeing chat they're probably a keeper
brainiac4: You introduce your date to chat before your parents, though, right?
TXC2: depends on the parents
cheetoJack: debatable
MilkInBag: @Grescheks i could never trust adam to not do that LUL
DarkMorford: New LoadingReadyLIVE segment: "Can I show my parents this Twitch chat?"
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TXC2: DarkMorford the answer is always no
Tidomonkey: This one is fine.
kumatsu: Can I show my parents this Beej?
KinoGami: i think i fought this in monster hunter Kappa
DontpingmePlayz: what is a sub bay
creasehearst: mini boss
seth_erickson: The answer is yes for Adam's parents
firelordgamez: Miniboss
InsomniacGamingTheater: Mini-boss.
DarkMorford: I do want to see a return of "Can I show my parents this anime?" actually. There's been a lot of new shows since the last one.
TheWooglie: Do the bugs just keep getting bigger?
Boiler_bot: Sucky spider
Juliamon: My parents still don't understand that streamers can't see ME on the other side of the camera.
TXC2: No one in my Family gets twitch chat, or the fact that I moderate one
Erudite_Cynic: nightmare kirby
TXC2: Hi Juliamon
creasehearst: you can target the grapple manually
Juliamon: katesWave
BusTed: War needs some work on his depth perception.
Boiler_bot: Oopsie
DarkMorford: Juliamon You mean they can't see if I'm not wearing pants? Well, in that case... :P
TheElrad: wait, Adam can't see me?
Grescheks: you can see our names
Issurru: imagine seeing all these trogs LUL
Erudite_Cynic: just imagine if you could see us.....
Invitare: Adam doesn't need to see us, he already knows we're all troglodytes
TXC2: streamer cant see us, we're all John Cena Kappa
Ckiva: what would be the point of seeing the 200-odd people watching you anyways
Kraest: I...how is that hard to grasp?
Mister_Skittles: god i hope not... i put streams on when im in my pants
Invitare: we're your people, you are the King
DontpingmePlayz: what do you do for a living (make sketch comedy and play videogames where areound 200-300 people watch)
kumatsu: "Imagine I'm a performer on a stage, but the stage is the internet"
TXC2: Ckiva Live studio audience?
Greggleswong: and you are our silver daddy
Erudite_Cynic: get behind?
Wicker_Knight: Can you grapple on the top of the shell?
InsomniacGamingTheater: I think you have to attack it from behind while it's eating.
DarkMorford: Adam has seen me, though. Met him at PAX a couple years ago and I've been at Desert Bus the last couple years. :P
KinoGami: butt punch
Grescheks: maybe you just have to feed it until it gets full
Grescheks: punch it in the buttt!
TXC2: attack it's weak spot for massive damage
Wicker_Knight: So, out of curiosity, who is Crystal Metroid Butt-Brain?
Grescheks: Wicker_Knight I think just a demon spider thing?
firelordgamez: Had to weaken it first, so it wouldn't knock him off
Invitare: why not grow indestructible crystal carapace over your greatest weakspot instead of the part of the body you can more easily defend?
TXC2: miniboss
creasehearst: it was the final guardian of the boss
tergonis: mini version like with the stygian?
Juliamon: Just a random dumb miniboss
TXC2: Invitare gets too hot maybe?
firelordgamez: @Invitare It did, he smashed it off
TheElrad: did you miss that chest on porpoise?
Boiler_bot: Are we officially in the sewer level now?
Grescheks: this enemy floating around just makes me feel like they forgot to animate a movement cycle for it
Kraest: @boiler_bot 90% of this game is sewer level tbh
Kraest: Like, not even being snide, there’s just an actual ton of sewer level-y areas
TXC2: so cinematic Kappa
wildpeaks: water, our only weakness
Boiler_bot: Oopsie
Grescheks: the floaty points look too much like the grapple points
Grescheks: that's a good turnaround, you should take tonight off and do some relaxing
TheWooglie: I read that subtitle as dillie
Tidomonkey: Did you guys film before the Bishoff Heyman announcement?
EmpyrealHell: the hardest boss in any game: the camera
TheWooglie: does it use the same target system as WOW?
firelordgamez: Maybe you're just bad
KinoGami: persona which?
rocketjohn: i would be down to watch that
Grescheks: persona 5 is fun
KinoGami: i am interested in persona
TXC2: Persona 5 is a long game I hear
CamelAttack: DO IT! Adam persona stream would be hype
RAICx: I'd love a P5 play through
DarkMorford: I still have to finish Persona 5 myself, so I'd probably have to sit that one out if you stream it.
tergonis: why would you want to target the biggest threat?
IssacGG: It would be cool
IssacGG: kind of a different feel
KinoGami: Persona is very japanese
Grescheks: baldur's gate would be fun
Issurru: like OG gate?
wildpeaks: "My Friend Pedro" could be fun too, it's very silly
darkora: I'd watch that
malsareus: Persona 5 would take like a year at the rate of 1 stream a year
EmpyrealHell: isn't half of persona 5 like a shenmue type game?
SquareDotCube: Sounds good, just remember to gather your party before venturing forth
malsareus: A week*
TheElrad: I would love to watch you make all the wrong decisions in Baldur's Gate, Adma :P
KinoGami: i have BG1 and i've been meaning to play through it
Issurru: should play pillars 2 Kappa
KinoGami: especially after i finished pillars of eternity
Greggleswong: persona 5 is like more than 50 hours
Ckiva: play minecraft
Issurru: you left Eder, that poor boy LUL
Ckiva: Kappa
TehAmelie: they call BG1 and 2 and the expansion set a "trilogy" so probably make some time for that too
Issurru: PIllars 1 story was better, 2 is good, but not AS good
Invitare: playing games for the story? DansGame
Banrael: Yeah, Pillars 2 was great. I played with the combat down a bit because I also didn't care for the combat as much
Invitare: this isn't the Adam I know
malsareus: BG1 will happily kill you for, a LOT
malsareus: especially if you start as a wizard
Issurru: yeah you didnt gt far into 2 from what you said in discord
Invitare: if you want a game with deep lore there's always Kirby
SquareDotCube: gonna play DOOM Eternal when it comes out?
Issurru: it requires a lot of min maxing to play on harder difficulties
KinoGami: did you kill the dragon at the bottom of the castle in pillars 1?
Issurru: and a whole lotta pausing for poe LUL
Kraest: I hate her voice so much
malsareus: My beef with pillars 2 is that the companion quests were way short. I was waiting for Xori’s quest to continue until i found it was done
Issurru: yeah the companion quests were pretty short
Invitare: *Spider Dance intensifies*
Tidomonkey: Huh... Illidan voice.
Issurru: yeah that Adra Dragon meant REAL BUSINESS
KinoGami: that fight was hard but felt sooo cool when i beat it
Issurru: I had to cheese that dragon the first time LUl
Issurru: I was so under levelled
Invitare: isn't being a giant spider enough? Why can she teleport too?
KinoGami: i did so much micromanaging that whole fight
Issurru: yeah that and raedric were my two biggest fights it felt like
firelordgamez: Dash out of the way?
Grescheks: I think she thinks you are a fool to trust Samael
Issurru: and Concelhaut
RAICx: firelordgamez that's what he's doing
firelordgamez: Maybe the trick is to hold still, like she politely asks
malsareus: I did like Poe1s story better, the multiclassing in 2 is wY fun though
Invitare: spiders should not be allowed to teleport
IssacGG: dash?
KinoGami: can you zip up and get out of the way? i can't remember this boss
Amentur: I feel like you need to do soething when she reappears
Amentur: *something
malsareus: Poe2s ship combat was boring af though
Banrael: Well, at least I get new nightmares now. Teleporting spiders.
Issurru: yeah 1 had way better story 2 had way better everything else it felt like
Banrael: Cause them just crawling to me wasn't bad enough.
Issurru: the ship combat is okay, little underdeveloped
KinoGami: Banrael: how about spiders able to survive in low pressure and low gravity environments? because i learned about that the other day
InsomniacGamingTheater: This is easily the worst boss in the game, because of the cheese factor.
Banrael: That adds a new place for me to avoid too. Crap, they survive where I am already too though.. Hrrm.
TXC2: teleporting bosses are BS
Boiler_bot: *spider teleports behind you*
malsareus: I’n fine with ACTUAL tallship combat, POE2 just had tex though. I like battle fleet gothic because i can actually maneuver in that
Grescheks: wiki just says to dodge to the side when she teleports
Amentur: You can just board enemy ships and not care too much about the ship combat part
KinoGami: mark hamil has some advice for you
InsomniacGamingTheater: At least she doesn't have an invulnerability faze.
malsareus: I did just beeline for the other ship yes, still felt boring
Invitare: oh I remember this boss from Twilight Pricess
seth_erickson: I'm not huge fan of mmo style combat like wow
Issurru: yeah the ship combat is lacking in poe 2, it feels super easy, almost just better to charge the enemy so you get to the good combat LUL
EmpyrealHell: seemed a lot shorter, too
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Grescheks: oh right, we have a horse
Grescheks: later TXC2
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam
Amentur: Cya TXC2
Boiler_bot: That's just silly.
aWabbajack: cheer106 How's the weather currently?
seth_erickson: Look at that KD he's poppin off
aWabbajack: thanks!
Grescheks: mmm kraft dinner
firelordgamez: Metric > Customary in everything except temperature
aWabbajack: feliciaToronto lrrFINE feliciaFine
Invitare: it's 21C here at 10pm D:
Amentur: D: Gimme some of that. It's so hot right now in germany :(
Issurru: poppin off deeze nuts Kappa
Issurru: thanks, i dont try OpieOP
Invitare: it was 30 earlier. Poor UK
bananderson_: hawt
LiveFaust: 37C at 4pm.
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Grescheks: aw, now there's dirt on the heart
BusTed: delicious, nutritious
Tidomonkey: Yup. That's definitely Illidan.
Grescheks: congrats Theteddybear676
Juliamon: Congrats Theteddybear676!
bananderson_: holy cow yeah that's so exciting
Theteddybear676: thanks guys
Amentur: Congrats on the baby Theteddybear676 <3
Grescheks: nope
firelordgamez: Yes
Grescheks: they haven't said what happened
Boiler_bot: Maybe?
DrWreckage: It all gets explained at the end
gorsameth: It will be explained later in the story
Greetings_Gentlemen: still to come bud
InsomniacGamingTheater: You are missing something. All will be revealed soon.
Grescheks: just that things got all messed up
TheElrad: Adam "I don't read story" Savidan being confused about the story?
SquareDotCube: There was a comic that explains what happens
firelordgamez: But they go over everything pretty thoroughly in a bit
SquareDotCube: It comes with the game
Erudite_Cynic: this was just the tutorial
BusTed: did you read the instruction booklet
Angnor33: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Darksiders
creasehearst: this is a pretty long dungeon
firelordgamez: This one felt super long
InsomniacGamingTheater: This is probably the longest dungeon in the game.
malsareus: Your target was the tower with Straga, the big dude who pulped you in the first bit
Angnor33: Which Darksiders is this? 2?
gorsameth: @Angnor33 1
malsareus: 1
Grescheks: Angnor33 1
TheArchitectX: During the opening battle, War was summoned to Earth, believing the seals were broken, calling forth the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. So War did what War is supposed to do when it is summoned.
Angnor33: Thanks!
Boiler_bot: The Darkest Darksiders Dungeon
PMAvers: Oh hey, it's Kael'thas
Kraest: I love this dude’s voice so goddamn much
TheArchitectX: But the seals were not broken and War was accused of breaking Heavenly law by being on Earth and doing War stuff.
tergonis: find the key
Suffix: seabatTROG
tergonis: start the generator
Suffix: Cool. cool cool cool
Grescheks: thanks for stream!
Earthenone: o7
BusTed: SeemsGood
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream Adam
Sanityis0verrated: have fun
tergonis: thanks for the stream
seth_erickson: Thanks for the stream had a good time
DrWreckage: Tuesday? Monday?
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seth_erickson: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Ben: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager
TStodden: The Beejin' Hour(s) aren't for another3+ hours... keep going?
Suffix: Advanced Edition?
BusTed: Baldur's Gate sounds fun.
Amentur: Thanks for streaming, Adam <3 Have a good day
Banrael: Thanks for the stream Adam
CannedWolf: thanks Adam
Suffix: BYE!!!
Suffix: Now Kith
firelordgamez: Cya
BusTed: G'niiiight!
TStodden: Later Adam
joannatastic: Thanks for the stream!
Greggleswong: Have a great rest of your weeeknd Adam
Juliamon: If anyone's looking to celebrate Caturday, Kate's gonna be creating a Palico based on Loaf in MHW