LRRbot: Quote #5158: "Ah, the assassin class." —Ben, while using a Gatling cannon [2018-07-10]
ContingentCat: !findquote Canada
LRRbot: Quote #2249: "Toronto is Canada's anus, man. Everyone knows that." —Adam [2016-04-02]
mtvcdm: Man, Canada's badass.
ContingentCat: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always encouraged.
snowcookies: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a messenger
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Crush a dew!
ContingentCat: !quote Cameron
LRRbot: Quote #814: "You have a room that you go to specifically to hallucinate?" —Cameron [2015-10-09]
DarkMorford: Hello, friend dice!
mtvcdm: Title change
mtvcdm: Evening, Heather and soon everyone else!
noSmokeFire: o/ howdy
Juliamon: Ah, I'm so glad my cooldown plan worked. Fan is no longer necessary, and as an added bonus I smell nice!
Nyx_fire subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
Nyx_fire: So excited for DnD tonight! It is always so great seeing Cameron DM :)
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Nyx_fire: so excited to get to watch live, I always miss it
mahpete_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron leads our adventurers through a D&D campaign about what happens when the world doesn’t end.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (12s ago).
mahpete_: chat seems quite for just before a stream
KV1NN4: Yeah
d782: so who's dying tonight?
Garfman314: oooh! ooh! me! me!
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Cameron leads our adventurers through a D&D campaign about what happens when the world doesn’t end.) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
mahpete_: ah, good
Talin06: TPK
mahpete_: was worried my mobile app was broken.
mtvcdm: Presumably running through final setup.
mahpete_: @d782 cam?
PharaohBender27: @Talin06 Hopefully not this time. I can only stay long enough to leave some bits
d782: TPK! TPK! TPK!
d782: @mahpete_ lol
drfox17: I want to see if any of our team is activated
red_shoes_jeff: !advice
LRRbot: Open the boat rock.
d782: @drfox17 yes
drfox17: i assume cam would select words which aren't common
Feminine_Desires: slytqBweh
mahpete_: last session was talking to the living library, right?
PharaohBender27: @mahpete_ Yep
Juliamon: Yep, it was Lore Time
mahpete_: feels like it's been ages since then
Talin06: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't use computers.
PharaohBender27: @mahpete_ And now they know they have to get rid of the Augur
Talin06: Why is that in bad advice?
Feminine_Desires: !advice
LRRbot: Cause mayhem.
mahpete_: not quite get rid of
mahpete_: lrrSIGNAL
Feminine_Desires: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Driosenth: lrrSIGNAL
gualdhar: !quote online
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gualdhar: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #713: "I love you, Goat Mom..." —Alex [2015-09-22]
ElementalAlchemist: woo!
drfox17: we're here?
Feminine_Desires: !findquote online
LRRbot: Quote #735: "Your best bet is to turn off Magic Online... and get into the Sea." —Graham [2015-09-24]
mahpete_: !quote signal
PharaohBender27: @Talin06 Because how could you watch LRR streams without a computer? Or a phone, which nowadays is a pocket computer?
NotCainNorAbel: PrideGive lrrHEART PrideTake
noSmokeFire: is there no sound or should I adjust my set?
gualdhar: no sound
Nyx_fire: no sound
Feminine_Desires: PrideWingL slytqHeart PrideWingR
mahpete_: no sound here
gualdhar: your stream might be muted too fyi
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with Dice Friends, right now! 🛡 It’s the penultimate episode of “After the Flood”. | 📷 ||
Feminine_Desires: There isn't supposed to be sound?
Juliamon: BTW: 5 more days to earn pride emotes! And they're PERMANENT now!
Nyx_fire: I don't think so mine isn't muted and i hear nothing
Feminine_Desires: I still need the trans flag!
Samsmasher77: Yo
PharaohBender27: Pride600 Afraid I'll have to watch the VOD for this episode due to a meeting. But I've been enjoying this campaign and Cameron's DM'ing in particular. Now go get that augur!
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Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends! lrrHEART
mtvcdm: let's see if we can get it for you, Feminine_Desires.
Feminine_Desires: 1/600 chance or so for that.
MiranFurze: this is gooing to be good
Samsmasher77: I still have the pride flag left
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Hello, and also goodbye unfortunately - I'm occupied this evening and just stuck around long enough to send some bits as an apology
ogzangief: good evening ladies and gents hope everyone has had a great today
mtvcdm: I've managed to land a complete set, so i'm good on my end.
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Sorry you can't stay, hope you have a good evening!
JonnyGlitch: Loving this campaign, Cam has created an amazing world
Kraest: HELLO MANY oh no my sub for Serge ran out and I don’t have the Friend emote! My greeting is incomplete! D:
mahpete_: not quite sure if I have it GayPride
Samsmasher77: I need a pride flag
mahpete_: oh neat
Feminine_Desires: sergeFriend
Sarah_Serinde: I'm also considerably short of pride emotes, I have a decent number but I'm missing some flags and a wing :D
matttheenchanter: Cam makes the best settings. I wanna return to Etin
KV1NN4: PrideParty
Samsmasher77: Yeah this campaign is amazing
snowcookies: woot!
Samsmasher77: I gtg
noSmokeFire: fronds!
drfox17: We're Here!
TehAmelie: hallo
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Kumakaori: whew! just in time >D.
ogzangief: here we go please high rolls
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi lrrHEART
Tomasu82: man, I just got back home. what good timing.
Feminine_Desires: Audio is out of sync slightly @LoadingReadyRun
Juliamon: I have PrideWingR but not the other
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHeart
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Captainfuse: Hellos wonderful peeps!
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JonnyGlitch: Hi Adam! Hi Ian! Hi Cori! Hi Serge! Hi Cameron! Hi Chat!
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player0x01: "I am your GM Cameron"..... you're all doooooomed! :)
gawag_: e n t e r t a i n m e n t
Sarah_Serinde: Same, Juliamon
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BloodnBullets: I am being entertained
drfox17: um
Feminine_Desires: um
noSmokeFire: wyrmowood gaming: they bone
Lucaan: Slow mo Serge
Kumakaori: we lost all the frames
Nigouki: suddenly slow motion
Juliamon: Yikes, camera didn't like that
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh frames where did you go
Nyx_fire: !cheer 500
Nyx_fire: !cheer500
drfox17: there we go
Sarah_Serinde: There we go
ElementalAlchemist: Something happened to the video
Nyx_fire: damn it
red_shoes_jeff: * T A B L E S L A P *
BloodnBullets: hell of a last frame there
gawag_: lrrFINE
drfox17: yessss
mtvcdm: !wyrmwood
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Juliamon: Nyx_fire it's Cheer500
Sarah_Serinde: :D
snowcookies: ha
Kumakaori: there now we have frames.
Sarah_Serinde: Nyx_fire No !
JonnyGlitch: This stream slapps
drfox17: seems fine
gawag_: yeah good for me
ElementalAlchemist: "Delicious and nutritious tree meat." --Cameron
NotCainNorAbel: That was good
Kumakaori: pls no Mrs. Wheaton & Ticket to ride pls.
mahpete_: looks good enough
Nigouki: this table can fit so many slaps in it
PhorrestGaze subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months, currently on a 34 month streak!
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Kraest: oh why
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
red_shoes_jeff: SLAP THE STATE!
mtvcdm: !patreon
SAJewers: how many slps until they break the table? Kappa
LRRbot: 2369 patrons for a total of $14,084.53 per month.
drfox17: We did this?
Sarah_Serinde: We did this! lrrHEART
NotCainNorAbel: Patreon: This is our fault!
Juliamon: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
Greggleswong: Serge's calves Kreygasm
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Zappeljakob: Back Again for the second time and the 16th month
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Nyx_fire: cheer500 love you guys so much!
Pteraspidomorphi: The bones of people. The skins of people.
A Cheer shared Rewards to 10 others in Chat!
Sarah_Serinde: Also, y'know, we're here :P
Captainfuse: How much wurmwood promo's do you need before you get one of those custom 6k tables? Saw one at want
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snowcookies: Be good chat
snowcookies: or the mods will haunt you
BloodnBullets: fine i will put them back
chi7891: Hi Adam!
ContingentCat: heather is always watching, a l w a y s
Sarah_Serinde: gabySlay
Juliamon: (Mods already are haunting you)
Talin06: lrrHEART lrrHEATHER lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4847
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." —Cameron [2018-03-26]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no i'm late
nbinney: is the audio and video off sync for anyone else?
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: see ya on Wednesday! 😊
Juliamon: SydPreviouslyHeadache Only by a couple minutes!
A_Dub888: Cameron "No mistakes" Lauder
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh sweet, thank you Juliamon
Captainfuse: Oh whats it say in the book? Thats Odd cause im the DM which means "I wrote that book"
Frankenfruity: Can't be used by the wizard
Lucaan: Shields no longer block magic.
Steaditup: have we started yet?
TemporallyAwry: "Speaking of Which" ... Dark.
Nyx_fire: PrideHi
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
drfox17: today is canada day?
Juliamon: Yuengling
gawag_: isnt it pronounced YING ling?
drfox17: yeungling?
azureHaights: yuEng
ThePov42: Ying-ling
d782: it is
gualdhar: wait is it different from yuengling?
Greggleswong: I hope you're all getting stat pay
LadyAiluros: ying-ling
ElementalAlchemist: There is (maybe not in 5e?) a spell called "Shield" that, among other things, negates magic missiles
nbinney: I saw the security hologram, they killed the yuenglings!
drfox17: Back To Hong Kong!
d782: idk what Canadian voodoo this is
snowcookies: Experience lrrBEEEJ
HorusFive: Never enough!
LadyAiluros: I lived in Pittsburgh near where it’s made. Ying-ling
Frankenfruity: Adam Savidan's adventures in Hong Kong
chi7891: Cameron is great!
drfox17: Adam "Beej" Savidan!
Sarah_Serinde: Oof
Captainfuse: The big oof
mahpete_: weird that Adam is in two streams
ContingentCat: If you have a time mechine go to magic fest last weekend
ElementalAlchemist: See you after the game!
Lucaan: If you have a time machine and are in the Seattle area...
Gekyouryuu: I have been there, Cam. t101Big t101Oof
snowcookies: I missed this
HorusFive: lrrHEART
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: love this intro
orionsrise1: <message deleted>COME AT ME @sarah_serinde !
d782: new intro art?
JonnyGlitch: I really dig this tune
Juliamon: Looked the same to me
tenthtechpriest: we mean the card game?
Sarah_Serinde: orionsrise1 You really want that? gabySlay
d782: ah ok just been a while
orionsrise1: <message deleted>or don't if you're busy I understand!
Lucaan: Chat, LRR can't see us. Quick, say really nice things about the cast.
orionsrise1: <message deleted>kinda now but also scared?
Lucaan: Cam's campaigns are always very well done and enjoyable
Sarah_Serinde: orionsrise1 Ahaha well I mean if you're asking
Lucaan: RIP
Ashen_Prime: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
Juliamon: 10 was a bit much
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R2JL: Happy Canada Day!
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drfox17: yes, wasps sometimes make me uncomfortable
Juliamon: Why is cat picking RIGHT NOW to yell
ContingentCat: Cat is excited about dice friends too
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: because they DESPERATELY need you
TehAmelie: i read a comic today where Dr Manhattan suggested magic is marginal rounding errors in the equations of reality, that the people on the margins of reality can use
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: I love that idea @tehamelie
TehAmelie: it's okay
SydPreviouslyHeadache: how talented a rogue do you have to be to steal a Mattress?
Lucaan: Hella level talented
lighting_bolt_123: lol that's me whenever I go to a hotel....*WHAM
R2JL: Well she did go up first
Despoiler98: slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK
Lucaan: Hella has shown that she is unnaturally sneaky.
ContingentCat: sergeFriend ?
drfox17: bump in the night?
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drfox17: just the bad guys from Kingdom Hearts?
drfox17: !card bump in the night
LRRbot: Bump in the Night [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent loses 3 life. / Flashback {5}{R}
Lucaan: Do we know what Ian is? I don't remember if his class was discovered.
asthanius: Boleznena's the only one who's still a mystery (but probably bard???)
Sarah_Serinde: Yup my brain does that in dreams
ContingentCat: brains are weird
MadAran87: Somehow, I never put it together that that's what my brain was doing. O.o
drfox17: it makes it real awkward if you have to fight someone in your dreams
Juliamon: My brain tends to cast LRR members in that role now. It's... awkward.
HorusFive: Oh please tell us what Petr looks like in his own dreams!
MadAran87: BossBeej, Juliamon?
asthanius: Oh it's the Augur. Cool.
drfox17: oh snap, is this the auger
I_Am_Clockwork: @HorusFive A giant question mark
Juliamon: Once there was a whole school bus full of the crew just laughing at me
drfox17: yesss, I'm keeping up with Galaxy Brain Adam
MadAran87: Less pleasant.
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
Despoiler98: oh goooooood that always goes well
ContingentCat: well that's good I guess
asthanius: The two no longer exists. Therefore, there is only the one.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well, can scratch that off the list
Despoiler98: I'd like to wake up now O.o
I_Am_Clockwork: @drfox17 but now they are a sythesis of the two spells.
Despoiler98: Uh oh here goes Adam
Electrodyne subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
Electrodyne: These adventures are as sweet as Candy, man.
Despoiler98: rampage?!
loki_lxix: burn them all
ContingentCat: start flipping out?
asthanius: Oh
drfox17: oooooooh
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
ContingentCat: oh no
Despoiler98: problem
loki_lxix: speak plainly demon!
asthanius: Sick
I_Am_Clockwork: Vault dewllers!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh
I_Am_Clockwork: Dwellers even
asthanius: We have answers. We're done here!
drfox17: we went from being vault hunters to vault dwellers
Despoiler98: suddenly its fallout up in here
MrsLlante: lrrHEART
drfox17: oooo that's a threat
Despoiler98: Its gonna mindwipe them again
snowcookies: Aren't these words just the words the library said to them?
drfox17: "because you Asked First"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so if they're from the vault. there's an implication there but I should have rewatched the vod of the previous episode again
drfox17: I really hope each of them are seeing the auger as different people
Despoiler98: good point
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh also very good points
drfox17: one of them seeing them as that guy in the caravan, one of them seeing them as the librarian
drfox17: one as that undead lady
SydPreviouslyHeadache: temacotu
SydPreviouslyHeadache: tenacity*
Sarah_Serinde: Unsure whether to be offended by that remark or not :D
ContingentCat: hm did the auger do something to make them lose their memories?
snowcookies: meat brains
Despoiler98: hehehe meat brains
A_Dub888: !findquote meat
LRRbot: Quote #3090: "I need to give more meat to Beej." —Cori [2016-08-03]
gawag_: theyre made of... meat
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW Hella
Sarah_Serinde: I love her :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hellas pretty great
Lucaan: I like to think Hella tries to sleep in the dream
I_Am_Clockwork: the subconscious ideal of blankets
arcaneIllumination: blazin5Tea
jpss92400: PrideWingL PrideSaba PrideWingR
ContingentCat: I love that Petr doesn't even doubt that that wasn't just a weird dream he had
I_Am_Clockwork: I love that Petr is just an avatar of Unanswered Questions
I_Am_Clockwork: Curiosity Incarnate
PhorrestGaze: farming seems cool
Tomasu82: can i be a life goat?
mtvcdm: (I prefer life goat)
lighting_bolt_123: adam's magic card is wonder
loki_lxix: Calm resigned Serge is creepy Serge
LoadingReadyRun: I'm looking forward to how well making an appointment in a dream works out in real life.
Sarah_Serinde: Making appointments in your sleep, so efficient
orionsrise1: and another thing!
Despoiler98: I like this crater obsessed Adam
orionsrise1: lol oops lost track of time
gawag_: are craters the new jars?
Sarah_Serinde: orionsrise1 Welcome back :D
the__spanish__inquisition: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 28:15.
Ferisar: petr the meta sorcerer
Lizardman175 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months!
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Despoiler98: when you can be killed by an orbital strike yes yes you leave
Ferisar: manipulating the fabric of space and tropes
orionsrise1: I was bad and put in a corner :(
plummeting_sloth: nobody dream bullies adam!
I_Am_Clockwork: Narator: and then they became Crators
HorusFive: This was just what I needed after today, but I'm so tired. Guess I'll catch the VOD. Night
Despoiler98: Smash cut to smoking crater
orionsrise1: it was a house rule!
MadAran87: @Despoiler98 Alternately: go out shooting birds at the sky?
ContingentCat: ohhh
lighting_bolt_123: aaaaaawwwww boooo
loki_lxix: you wake up covered in ants
Despoiler98: @loki_lxix better than spiders slytqWTF
I_Am_Clockwork: @loki_lxix that has happened to me once. Not fun
bowsin_durrows: It's bad either way despoiler.
orionsrise1: sorry chat I have to close down my tablet for a bit, see you soon
loki_lxix: You haven't ever woke up covered in ants
ContingentCat: @Despoiler98 often one follows the other
plummeting_sloth: a dwarf selling dream insurance
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
arcaneIllumination: blazin5Tea Just enjoying coffee.
Despoiler98: arent all dwarves cousins? hehe
loki_lxix: lrrFINE lrrHERE
Sarah_Serinde: Haha that was a hard choice between real name and fake name
Despoiler98: I was waiting for her eye to start twitching
plummeting_sloth: give me a breakfast roll
plummeting_sloth: that's not a roll for breakfast, I'm asking for some sort of danish
loki_lxix: ScaredyCat
Despoiler98: WELP
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
mtvcdm: !clip
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Despoiler98: no beard THATS NO DWARF slytqBORK
Sarah_Serinde: Despoiler98 Rude. :P
loki_lxix: Kreygasm
Lucaan: I just realized that Serge's character is the only male character with a beard in the party.
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pickles_mcelden: finally get to sub during dice friends take my Amazon money you beautiful humans
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pickles_mcelden: nice
ContingentCat: @Lucaan the inverse of the player beard situation
Lucaan: Exactly
loki_lxix: bass lrrSERGE best lrrSERGE
t4d_gaming: F is for friends, that do stuff together...
Garfman314: serge has morning voice
SanityIsRelative: 🎶friends are people who are not strangers 🎶
plummeting_sloth: he pulls out something roughly the size of a human fist... it's a human fist
Master_Gunner: OH, I know of this thing
Despoiler98: Compulatron!
loki_lxix: computron
Master_Gunner: it's a real mechanical calculator from like the 50s
ContingentCat: oo a calculator
drfox17: serge's voice there was almost my "that one time i smoked a cigar "voice
Sarah_Serinde: Eating is good
Despoiler98: Adam has a question
Driosenth: Is it a cylinder slide rule
loki_lxix: math is for blocker
I_Am_Clockwork: uh oh
Master_Gunner: Curta calculator!
I_Am_Clockwork: are they going to fry this dude's calculator
Sarah_Serinde: Master_Gunner Neat, thanks for that link!
Rhynerd: Hopefully not.
plummeting_sloth: ah, nothing says "A good environment for doing math" like an impatient audience
ContingentCat: @Master_Gunner thanks for that rabbit hole I'll go down later
asthanius: "A rift opens beneath Augur. A piece of something slides out. Everyone dies."
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh that's cool
loki_lxix: and boom anti-life equation
Despoiler98: *universe implodes*
plummeting_sloth: "Huh, the output says: Ask again later"
I_Am_Clockwork: huh
Despoiler98: well thats.....terrifying for some reason
plummeting_sloth: ah, there's the Library of Babel hit
I_Am_Clockwork: all information
I_Am_Clockwork: hidden behind useless data noise
loki_lxix: do the math
asthanius: Augur really wants that book
Despoiler98: wat?
asthanius: ???????
Gekyouryuu: dwarves have to earn last names?
Feminine_Desires: @Despoiler98 we actually have this book and that calculator on the internet.
Ferisar: dwarf: ???
Feminine_Desires: But it's called something else ...
Feminine_Desires: I can't remember.
MrQBear: Ooh. They spooked him something hard.
ContingentCat: welp he's gone
Despoiler98: well that was terrifying thanks giant orc paladin
lighting_bolt_123: totally a hug dealer
bowsin_durrows: What was said?
ElementalAlchemist: "I should go off to meet my buyer, so, uh, good-buy!"
plummeting_sloth: Social Link complete
Sarah_Serinde: Hella you always hide from new people
Despoiler98: *smash cut to smoking crater*
ContingentCat: @Sarah_Serinde meeting new people not necessarily them meeting you
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha fair
Despoiler98: talk about information overload
plummeting_sloth: hire a wizard? Ah, the future needs Uber for magic
plummeting_sloth: Alakzm(tm)
Despoiler98: Needs more CPU
Feminine_Desires: Are we creating a new god?
Despoiler98: @Feminine_Desires sure why not
Feminine_Desires: one with all-knowing.
plummeting_sloth: Finally, the Broken God will be reassembled
loki_lxix: TPK is the plan?
Despoiler98: RUN
drfox17: "Hello"
Despoiler98: its a trap! slytqBORK
MadAran87: Don't we have one more planned session?
loki_lxix: ((whispers))
plummeting_sloth: polishing their shields
drfox17: yessss
Despoiler98: ummmmmm
Despoiler98: hahaha
absorbedtulip9: Dang I had hoped I would catch the beginning of the stream
loki_lxix: i need a bathroom break?
drfox17: @absorbedtulip9 Some stuff has gone down
Sarah_Serinde: mood
snowcookies: sarcasm
MadAran87: Famous last words.
I_Am_Clockwork: I am in this picture and I don't like it
Despoiler98: this is my favorite NPC now
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh oh dang that was funny
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Its_Eros: sub for the sub god! Can't stay, see you in the vod
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drfox17: "something interesting" is not a good thing
ContingentCat: I was hoping they'd show up claiming to have a reservation they made in a dream and the people be like wat
plummeting_sloth: Time for this guard to be cursed by interesting times
drfox17: this is a guy who is going to get carbonized in the next 48 hours
Despoiler98: WOW
Ferisar: petr, magical hobo: "you, employed person, do you do anything"
Sarah_Serinde: I'll take boredom over intense frustration...
Sarah_Serinde: Or, y'know, death
ContingentCat: bordom can be nice
ContingentCat: *boredom
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
I_Am_Clockwork: I'll take boredom over workplace violence any day
chi7891: LOL
plummeting_sloth: I think "don't let fact that I complain about my job be confused for the fact that I want to do anything different" has got to the be the LRR corporate motto
loki_lxix: This guy is now the butter passing robot from Rick & Morty
arcaneIllumination: lrrAWW
chi7891: ShowLove50 #EasyLife
Despoiler98: jesus Adam
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW Ian
SydPreviouslyHeadache: day to leave, and they're just going to be imprisoned
ElementalAlchemist: Peter refers to Peter in the third person
ogzangief: which is why i make my list before i order my stuff as when i dont it never fails
plummeting_sloth: *Sword produced goblin corpse stuffed with gold*
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arcaneIllumination: Petr is about to get a man killed.
ElementalAlchemist: er, whoops, extra e's
asthanius: They're convincing a man to quit his job while he's doing his job
ElementalAlchemist: Pretend I spelled Petr correctly
Sarah_Serinde: Hella pls
asthanius: And Cori is trying to kill him
Despoiler98: oh god adams gonna get a zero level npc killed
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok now this is crossing the line into evil
asthanius: This man will die
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arcaneIllumination: Sword has saved Conner.
Despoiler98: More like he gets to sweep up your craters
plummeting_sloth: Bigger than a Bread-horse. A Horsebox. A bread stable
Tinasaurus_Rex: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 49:17.
snowcookies: of course
loki_lxix: you'll be on day 6 of being a crater by a week from now
PiGuy2000: I'm late! Guess I am going to VOD-land (note to self: I was here)
blamemyphone: does Ian know his class yet?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh man i love Dice Friends so much
ContingentCat: @blamemyphone Ian presumably knows but we don't, the leading theory is bard
blamemyphone: interesting
snowcookies: yes Hella?
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhEXTREME lrrHEART
asthanius: Wow everyone HATES heroes
asthanius: "Heroes"
loki_lxix: "look if you don't want to talk about it just say so"
asthanius: wut
Pitchooune: Oh, it's not D&D online, a game with "friends", i'm dead inside :)
Despoiler98: or YOU GUYS
loki_lxix: "i'd have to learn how to use this sword and shield"
snowcookies: the seventh child
Sarah_Serinde: More...worried
blamemyphone: the seventh son, of a seventh son
teeelbee: probiscus
drfox17: I am suddenly struck by the fact that "I cam make all you dreams come true" is a wonderful threat from a genie
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
blamemyphone: lol
ContingentCat: @drfox17 yeah it's on level with may you have an interesting life
Sarah_Serinde: Hella you just said it was you
arcaneIllumination: @drfox17 I will have to use that at some point.
arcaneIllumination: @drfox17 Thanks.
blamemyphone: love this
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we were just at a library, we could have found out
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah this is great
snowcookies: Hella and Petr should converse more often
ContingentCat: They have a book with them, she could try
drfox17: The easiest solution to that wish is "You are holding a 1000 lb bag of high currency, with your love interest cuddling you, while you fall from 5000 feet"
TemporallyAwry: Also - you might be within the blast radius ...
Despoiler98: daaaaaaaaaang
I_Am_Clockwork: wow Adventurers are A-holes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: takes a swig
drfox17: TOP DRAWER!?
arcaneIllumination: Valentina is best character.
drfox17: that lady has a rough life
blamemyphone: poor valentian
drfox17: people usually keep in the bottom drawer, or footlocker
34Witches: My sound died for a bit, what did they say to her?
Sir__Octopus: top draw. not bottom. that's a hard job
ContingentCat: I wonder about the accuracy of turning people into craters, do people get caught up in that?
LoadingReadyRun: Top drawer suggests they pull out that flask often.
asthanius: SWORD
blamemyphone: blowing the poor girls mind
bowsin_durrows: I'm sure it's completely accurate, so don't worry about it. @ContingentCat
loki_lxix: well they did say they were bored a lot
blamemyphone: blowing my mind, come again?
drfox17: "What does the Supreme Intelligence look like to you?"
Pitchooune: damn, if i want to improve my english, that's here that i need to be :P awesome :D
ContingentCat: that auger is a snake?
ContingentCat: *the
arcaneIllumination: @ContingentCat No, clearly a lamia.
loki_lxix: Alpaca
asthanius: Leap.
asthanius: Or stay underground.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm surprised Cam didnt' have them roll deception
blamemyphone: please dont adam
blamemyphone: ooo
Despoiler98: holy crap adam
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Pitchooune: fump ominym nvm, it's too hard xD
gawag_: wait a minute, they cant be from the vault. wizards discontinued that product line!
I_Am_Clockwork: @SydPreviouslyHeadache they technically haven't lied yet
blamemyphone: sergeHolyMoly
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i couldn't hear what Adam was whispering.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ahh yeha Clockwork, that's true
blamemyphone: lol
ContingentCat: plot twist: it's the disney vault
blamemyphone: poor valentina
blamemyphone: poor girl
Sarah_Serinde: I love Cameron's characters
LadyAiluros: Valentina is just NOT having a good day
blamemyphone: Cameron is my Fav
drfox17: Nirvana - Come As You Are
asthanius: Damn, Hella.
Sarah_Serinde: Is this the most that Hella's ever spoken in one go?
tenthtechpriest: galaxy brain mode engage
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hella on fire. dang
drfox17: Hella just calling the plays!
blamemyphone: serge's face right now
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHA
asthanius: Hella's just like "we'll probably all die if this doesn't go well, so..."
blamemyphone: lol
Sarah_Serinde: :D
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drfox17: bravi, barvi, bravissimi
lighting_bolt_123: omega brain
I_Am_Clockwork: wow that was a great monologue
Dog_of_Myth: YESQQQ
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Hella was not about to trust a dream
Despoiler98: *smash cut to smoking craters*
Dog_of_Myth: Hella just dropped a data bomb.
drfox17: |Processing|
arcaneIllumination: I guess the collaboration that the Augur was one being helped make their decision, or at least Hellas/
ContingentCat: Hella's hella smart
loki_lxix: "did anyone else just taste purple?"
drfox17: Oh snap, the Idyl is the Mule?
I_Am_Clockwork: ah magical stats analysis
drfox17: whaaaa
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
Nigouki: i keep getting more and more vibes of the Nausicaa manga from this
drfox17: Is the end state of the new world just... the idyl everywhere?
blamemyphone: idol= balance?
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asthanius: In the wise words of Semisonic, "every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end."
Sarah_Serinde: I wonder if it could get enough data to figure out what that word or phrase is that's supposed to unlock their memories...
arcaneIllumination: The Augur seems to be speaking purely as one of it's components right now.
loki_lxix: the end is the beginning is the end
Talin06: Is this campaign fantasy Foundation?
drfox17: OH SNAP
blamemyphone: oh snap
asthanius: dafuq
lighting_bolt_123: woah
Juliamon: lrrWOW
blamemyphone: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
lighting_bolt_123: HERE I AM BABY
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
lighting_bolt_123: COME AND TAKE MEEEE
lighting_bolt_123: (serge)
lighting_bolt_123: speaking
drfox17: you can want something, and fear it
Pazzix: i think i missed an episode
loki_lxix: and......... craters
drfox17: @Talin06 If it is, this sure ain't the seldon plan!
nurovi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:09:05.
Rhynerd: @pazzix did the last episode you watch contain a library or a fellow named George?
Sarah_Serinde: Iiiiinteresting
blamemyphone: interesting
arcaneIllumination: So, they need to plug themselves into the Book of the Flood
Pazzix: @rhynerd yes
blamemyphone: Back to george
snowcookies: last ep was 2 week's ago
Rhynerd: @pazzix you should be up to date then.
Pazzix: im also here late so..
Talin06: Is the book the password?
drfox17: some stuff did happen at the begining of the ep
asthanius: "Well we've got all the information that exists and can exist right here, so open wide!"
blamemyphone: love this
ContingentCat: interesting
Despoiler98: in another respect we're a paperweight
gavin_hawk_: I'm so lost. First time watching ima need to watch the rest...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah i've been looking forward to this campaign since it was advertised and it's living up to the excitement
loki_lxix: to and by whom?
Rhynerd: I shall update you on what happened: the Augur came to them in a combined dream, knowing that they were/are indeed agents of the vault, and meant to split the augur. Hella requested an audience with the Augur to confirm and/or deny things.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: unweave a rock
Feminine_Desires: Ask about the book!
drfox17: The book
Rhynerd: This is that audience.
blamemyphone: oooo
I_Am_Clockwork: the B O O K
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and we still have no idea what Boleznenas class/profession is?
drfox17: tell it first
loki_lxix: choose and die
Juliamon: I suppose we'll find out when it becomes relevant.
drfox17: "You can't handle my strongest potions"
arcaneIllumination: Wait, are they encountering some sort of image of a person?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: damn, that was a solid sound effect
blamemyphone: plz don't get corrupted
drfox17: @arcaneIllumination yes
snowcookies: Cam: Loading....
I_Am_Clockwork: My RNG Code could kill a Dragon, let alone a man!
Despoiler98: FUCK
Rhynerd: Not quite a person, more of a shape.
ContingentCat: ooooo
Pitchooune: *mosh piting*
Pazzix: @rhynerd thanks!
arcaneIllumination: @drfox17 Is it the same woman as last night, or is it something else?
blamemyphone: i'm so concerned
gisiebob: whelp I just logged in and got assaulted by an ad for KFC cheeto burgers. that was self aware. gonna go lie down now
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
drfox17: @arcaneIllumination Not specified (unkown if the woman is real, or if each of them sees a different woman)
lighting_bolt_123: is this like the ds1 o and s fight music
DigitalSeahorse: rudeOmg rudeHype rudeOhno
loki_lxix: every atom in your body simultaneously explodes at the speed of light
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm so sorry gisiebob that sandwich sounds unbelievably cursed
snowcookies: which one of you is the good cop and the bad cop in the relationship?
blamemyphone: OOOOOO
drfox17: SWEET
Despoiler98: WOOHOO
blamemyphone: OOOOOOO
SanityIsRelative: I saw that one, too. I needed a minute.
I_Am_Clockwork: memory time!
ContingentCat: !!
34Witches: !!!
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh!
lighting_bolt_123: uwwwaaaaaaahahahahahhaha
ContingentCat: Petr is happy
drfox17: Congrats on being level 20
blamemyphone: BACK STORY TIME
snowcookies: cool!
kansaiDop: We did it chat!!
bowsin_durrows: BOOM! goes the lock.
BrindleBoar: it is *time*
Labjer: I mean, brute forcing it works!
Despoiler98: they got Picarded
blamemyphone: OOOOO
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON rudeOhno katesNiles megnDERP slytqBORK
NotCainNorAbel: okay, but I do have a few events I would like to forget....
kansaiDop: that's what I call a Deja Vu
ritchards: your life flashes before your eyes - yep, that's called life!
ContingentCat: Offah Doofah
Despoiler98: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
Sir__Octopus: i don't think I could take my whole life at once.
Talin06: Did it just brute force the code word
Rhynerd: @talin06 yes.
loki_lxix: blood flows from every orifice of your head
Labjer: I think so
Rhynerd: I think so.
blamemyphone: okay
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drfox17: Warning: May cause aneurysm
blamemyphone: glad i was here for this
asthanius: You rise together
arcaneIllumination: Retaining eyes activated.
lighting_bolt_123: and converge
lighting_bolt_123: like the tree
lighting_bolt_123: on swords back
Sarah_Serinde: Neat!
loki_lxix: you vomit everything out and bleed more profusely from every orifice
blamemyphone: What
blamemyphone: every 7 years
Dog_of_Myth: You are cleansed.....of all bodily fluids.
Despoiler98: @loki_lxix this isn't Chernobyl!
loki_lxix: every piece contains a map of it all
snowcookies: Petr omg
blamemyphone: lol
bowsin_durrows: So Sword isn't his name, it's his job description.
DigitalSeahorse: oh right cause astral physics have no friction whatsoever or even space really so you can intantaniously be across the world seeing something happening there at this moment or at any other time....thing is how would you know aside from inference
drfox17: your mind is a fractal thing
Drakas: every 7 years your cells renew themselves
DigitalSeahorse: except brain cells somehow
ContingentCat: hmmm
DigitalSeahorse: some of those can but some don't for reasons I guess
bowsin_durrows: Nerves in general don't split after a certain point, from what I understand.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh?
blamemyphone: BARD
ContingentCat: Bard!
drfox17: Bard!?
blamemyphone: nive
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh
blamemyphone: nice
snowcookies: I knew he was a bard
gawag_: NANI
DigitalSeahorse: many of my nerves are shot :P
asthanius: Boleznena, the Onion Knight
drfox17: @asthanius Ooooh, that's a neat idea
I_Am_Clockwork: @asthanius unarmeHmm unarmeHmm unarmeHmm
ContingentCat: kathle3HEX
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm not sure how literal or figurative to take the many lives sentence
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3HEX kathle3KNOT kathle3TRI kathle3PRISM
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3EYE
Rhynerd: Let’s enjoy this Camfic kathle3EYE
Sarah_Serinde: SydPreviouslyHeadache I think figuratively. Several lifetimes, living different types of lives
arcaneIllumination: Well, thank you so much for sharing this fanfic with us Cam. It's awesome!
Despoiler98: ew
ContingentCat: gross
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok that's kind of what i was thinking Sarah, thank you. "long lives of elves, evne half elves
Dog_of_Myth: So Hot Tub Time Machine?
ulexarX: "So you took my sandwich!"
ghostvalv: hot tub brain machine ?
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL kathle3PRISM PrideWingR :O it's July 1st here and I still see my pride wings!
loki_lxix: DrinkPurple EntropyWins <3
DigitalSeahorse: I hope that petition worked
Despoiler98: sorry wat?
Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse The campaign goes to the 5th... but it DID!
ContingentCat: @DigitalSeahorse yeah pride emotes you have will be permanent
DigitalSeahorse: to keep them
Feminine_Desires: mother's or mothers?
Type_One___: Cheer100
DigitalSeahorse: Juliamon :O ContingentCat
Sarah_Serinde: Mothers
DigitalSeahorse: :D fuck yeah!
Sarah_Serinde: Unsure if that's 2 moms, or mothers and grandmothers etc
loki_lxix: lrrSCOOP
Twilight_Spark: In the beginning, there was only HELLA.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLesbian PrideFlag PrideBisexual PrideTrans PridePan PrideAsexual
KV1NN4: GayPride
Pitchooune: Hell yeah \m/
drfox17: " How does this work" "you know, just like in Star Trek. Terminator. Time Cop. Time After Time. Quantum Leap. Wrinkle In Time. Somewhere In Time. Time Machine. Hot Tub Machine. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure..."
Rhynerd: So, Hella Ironblood means “I am Ironblood?”
drfox17: she's Hella.... Ironblood
blamemyphone: synthetic doesn't sound good
asthanius: Forged together
ulexarX: Synthetic as in synthesis
I_Am_Clockwork: not intentionally
blamemyphone: alloyed interesting
JonnyGlitch: so if merging 2 living spells together heals one, merging all the broken ones could do the same?
34Witches: They *converged*?
dr0ne00000: @drfox17 did you leave out Terminator because each sequel retconned the old ones?
Pitchooune: i hope next step for twitch will be automatic subtitles :P
drfox17: terminator was in there
loki_lxix: terminator is on the list
Rhynerd: They’ve learned the way of the Idyll’s life.
drfox17: Also, i just copied and pasted the list, i couldn't remember it all
blamemyphone: hmmmm
dr0ne00000: @drfox17 you went back and added that didn't you!
datiger1964: hiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im a big fan
drfox17: back in TIIIIIIME
arcaneIllumination: The Augur seems to be fine.
I_Am_Clockwork: maybe they were talking about George? seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Sarah_Serinde: datiger1964 Welcome! Just so you know, they can't see chat for this stream
malexus101: but who made the lock?
Twilight_Spark: Is it Idol or Idyll?
Juliamon: Idyll
34Witches: Maybe that was the old Auger, before they were joined?
drfox17: the second i think
snowcookies: Idyll
snowcookies: They made the lock
the_one_and_only_kim: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:26:56.
Despoiler98: it akirad
I_Am_Clockwork: Magic God, calling it now
billymack: are cam’s nails purple? or is that color more of a black
Rhynerd: Could you imagine somebody from the golden city hearing about the Convergence and wondering how to conquer it?
Despoiler98: creepy mcsmile dude.....that bastard
snowcookies: Creepy McSmileDude (TM)
blamemyphone: @drfox17 definitely
I_Am_Clockwork: alright, I need to leave. Later all. Catch the rest in the VOD
I_Am_Clockwork waves
arcaneIllumination: @drfox17 But not in a cheap way, an awesome way.
JonnyGlitch: Oh I know that place!
Despoiler98: Obvious answer KILL EVERYONE
plummeting_sloth: ah, Burning Bright
ContingentCat: um wat
Feminine_Desires: hah, so that is the same tie in!
JonnyGlitch: continuity!
drfox17: oh
drfox17: OH!
Feminine_Desires: That's the same thing that happened in Burning Bright.
blamemyphone: oh
blamemyphone: oh shit
drfox17: the burning of the capitol!
gawag_: oh i remember that
snowcookies: huh
Despoiler98: aaaaaaaaahhhhhh its like its a connected story!
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah this is just a long time in the future
JonnyGlitch: different vault though
drfox17: ah in this world, conquest and expansion of an empire doesn't just mean new lands, and possible wealth, it means EXPs!
snowcookies: execution points
drfox17: possible the auger is still screaming
vouru: they are trying to figure out the parties CR
dr0ne00000: wait can't they invoke the Mandela effect?
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arcaneIllumination: If I remember correctly, from one of the starting speeches, when you kill a thing, doesn't it's own accumulated experience flow into you and add to yours as some sort of spiritual connection.
PalaCannito: What does the brain under Cori mean?
Rhynerd: If there’s a pool next or connected to the hot tub in this metaphor, I imagine they’d be in the pool.
drfox17: @arcaneIllumination I don't think "accumulated' is right, but the general idea, yeah
snowcookies: she's the brains of the group
asthanius: @arcaneIllumination I believe that's the explanation for XP
PalaCannito: Thanks @snowcookies
asthanius: Hence the stuff from Burning Bright
blamemyphone: the glasses comes off
blamemyphone: and back on
drfox17: oh!
drfox17: the auger has an override word too!
drfox17: just like them!
arcaneIllumination: @drfox17 As in the general sum of experience, but more of in the form of a blank check as opposed to the exact experience accumulated by the creature?
drfox17: @arcaneIllumination More like.... if you accumulated lots of exp, you would be higher level... so what killed you would get more exp. But it's not a "conservation of exp" kind thing
Despoiler98: Everything is Stairs
blamemyphone: that was a reference i didn't get
kansaiDop: Stairs is a expression of ART
Despoiler98: ART?
Despoiler98: ART ART
NotCainNorAbel: Pride100 Pride100 Pride100 Pride100 Pride100
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bowsin_durrows: Is this ART?
midday_rendelnep: It's a rogue servitor spell
dr0ne00000: Stairs are a metaphor for energy
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A_Dub888: !findquote art
LRRbot: Quote #5867: "It's art right?" —Adam [2019-03-06]
cakeflavo: PrideTake PrideGive i didnt know these pride cheers still worked
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cameron) [now] There's nothing forward but the future, and we all have to go there together.
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arcaneIllumination: @drfox17 I mean fair, that's how exp works in general as well. I was trying to recall the exact in-universe explanation.
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks for the PrideCheers @notcainnorabel
ContingentCat: @cakeflavo yeah you can get them for another week, and then they'll be perminent
drfox17: @arcaneIllumination Oh uh... I'm not sure. To the youtubes?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ahh ok
blamemyphone: i don't think spliting is a good idea from the likes of those two minds
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL sergePride PrideWingR
blamemyphone: oh no
TwoUntappedMana: uni100 uni100
Despoiler98: cut em up!
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arcaneIllumination: @drfox17 At some point in the future, maybe. Theres no where else to find out I guess, just as the quote that was just saved says.
blamemyphone: i feel so concerned
loki_lxix: SPLIT EM
arcaneIllumination: Don't!
Sarah_Serinde: If they split the two, it'll be possible to take them to the Idyll, which would hopefully benefit and stabilize them. But until they reach the Idyll...who knows
loki_lxix: it is your destiny
ritchards: Highlander Sword
DigitalSeahorse: ssandRAINBOW PrideBalloons
drfox17: wow, i never thought of "cut it in the astral plane" would work
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrSERGE PrideBalloons
blamemyphone: adam
Sarah_Serinde: katesSir
drfox17: "you may experience, some... momentary discomfort"
tenthtechpriest: adam please
Dog_of_Myth: That's what she said.
Tomasu82: inconcievable
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON lrrSERGE lrrCORI lrrIAN lrrADAM
niccus: guess you have to go in on the side
Despoiler98: slytqItsfine
blamemyphone: adam plz
SerGarretCameron: Thanks for the PrideFlag @twountappedmana
kansaiDop: the mood, ruined
loki_lxix: Yes Adam YES
JonnyGlitch: the wheels have spinners
Dog_of_Myth: The spinners have spinners
blamemyphone: oh snap
Despoiler98: nat 1
Despoiler98: SHIT
Sarah_Serinde: :D
snowcookies: oh good
Ferisar: getting dangerously close to featuring dante from the devil may cry series
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
JonnyGlitch: there is no AC on the astral plane
blamemyphone: that was close
ElementalAlchemist: That moment when the DM is like, "uh oh"
NotCainNorAbel: You hit me in the ear!
arcaneIllumination: My mind just goes to the use of Excalibur as a noble phantasm in Fate, for what Sword is doing.
drfox17: like some kind of... spider verse
drfox17: @arcaneIllumination "EX...... CALIBAAAAA"
loki_lxix: they screech in agony
blamemyphone: blue light
Despoiler98: come on Cam
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
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Sarah_Serinde: It's almost like performing is hard!
Despoiler98: Shiny Shininess
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fear of retaliation?
loki_lxix: describe me like one of your french girls
arcaneIllumination: @drfox17 Yep!
ContingentCat: words are hard
KV1NN4: one feels liek they stubbed their toe a little
niccus: <ramiel noises>
ulexarX: Oof ow oof my magical spell
ContingentCat: Pride50
Ferisar: you see a four-panel comic from the mid 2ks
coelopteryx: they broke up but no hard feelings
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm now very afraid of the golden city people
arcaneIllumination: Like they've learned from each other and the one more set on staying can maintain it's function for the city.
JonnyGlitch: "I don't this my sword can cut through a stone monolith"
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhh let's not do that
Kraest: I wonder how long they’ve been in the astral plane at this point
blamemyphone: love ian
ritchards: Good cop, bad cop, I'm the one with the gun
niccus: inside your heart are two cops
Rhynerd: Less good cop bad cop and more Joe Friday and Frank Smith.
Despoiler98: huh?
Dog_of_Myth: Good Cop who likes donuts and Good Cop that likes pastries.
Despoiler98: City is a Crater
Sarah_Serinde: Hmm...could we take the Augur with us to the Idyll and then bring them back?
blamemyphone: oh no
ContingentCat: oh my
Dog_of_Myth: There was a city here.....
JonnyGlitch: comes back *city is flames and rubble*
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
loki_lxix: everything is on fire
JonnyGlitch: almost like a... Helix Fossil?
Dog_of_Myth: Now it's a strip mall with that one vape store.
blamemyphone: oh boy
arcaneIllumination: Hail helix?
JonnyGlitch: All praise the Helix Fossil!
blamemyphone: o.o
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Kraest: !findquote enter
LRRbot: Quote #5190: "Physically enter the butthole." —Cameron [2018-07-22]
drfox17: what
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
e_bloc: Pride100
drfox17: what is that quote
blamemyphone: what is that quote
34Witches: lrrWOW lrrWOW
dangerous_safety: Okay then
BloodnBullets: benginChaos
Kraest: Probably from when they played SOMA
Despoiler98: RUN
blamemyphone: oh shit
drfox17: OH SNAP
blamemyphone: something is collapsing
snowcookies: oh no
Dog_of_Myth: Did we do that??
drfox17: pls don't destroy the city
dr0ne00000: it got real
ContingentCat: Valentina has enptied her flask
TheMoatman: Is the tower a helix?
ContingentCat: *emptied
DarkMorford: That was a load-bearing Augur!
drfox17: somebody grab valentina
TheMoatman: Oh my god is it the staircase
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I think Hella would be the one to tell you that
drfox17: i mean, you just laid her off
Crokoking: pretty sure you would only have the thread if you do some kind of astral projection - but not when you physically enter
blamemyphone: nope
Dog_of_Myth: What didn't we do?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: HAha i love this
blamemyphone: poor valentina
drfox17: grab the woman and go!
snowcookies: Valentina should sit down
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
A_Dub888: !panic
drfox17: yes sword, do the paladin thing, save the damsel, she's in emotional distress over losing her job
dangerous_safety: good news, there are two aug[e/u]rs now
niccus: yeet
blamemyphone: go serge!!!
Despoiler98: Time to GO
sing_o_muse: Thanks for the PrideLesbian @twountappedmana
Sarah_Serinde: Hella you can just talk to her directly :D
blamemyphone: poor girl
Dog_of_Myth: Nothing to see here folks. Keep moving.
blamemyphone: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: I appreciate that she's still sarcastic under these circumstances
blamemyphone: thats not a good
kansaiDop: can someone quote that?
plummeting_sloth: sorry, you are too dumb for you mind to keep the building up
loki_lxix: excuse? exploding
plummeting_sloth: Sword picks all them up as well
blamemyphone: what exploded
bowsin_durrows: There's no architecture skill, so roll int.
A_Dub888: lrrCOW
blamemyphone: shut up petr
SydPreviouslyHeadache: how powerful is the fortune telling augur?
Sarah_Serinde: An explosion occurred
A_Dub888: !findquote explod
LRRbot: Quote #1764: "Man, when you get shot in the face so hard, the building next to you explodes..." —Cameron [2016-02-11]
34Witches: "It became exploded" is great
Driosenth: all is asploded
coelopteryx: something went boom™
ritchards: Sword puts her down... and dead
Rhynerd: “An explosion occurred.”
drfox17: where's your metaphsical cutter blade now!?
josh___something: Explod happened
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
drfox17: "where's your office"
blamemyphone: lol
Despoiler98: sure why not?
LadyAiluros: Valentina is haveing a REALLY BAD DAY
blamemyphone: she still has a job
snowcookies: Poor girl
Kraest: Valentina is amazing
blamemyphone: no good, very bad, day
Sarah_Serinde: Poor woman :D
blamemyphone: lol
snowcookies: bye door
blamemyphone: door is gon
SydPreviouslyHeadache: You go flying through the door
ContingentCat: katesRip door
SydPreviouslyHeadache: into a pit
e_bloc: door's haunted
gawag_: leeeeroooooooyyyy
dangerous_safety: lrrFINE
MrPhlip: It's very fine. lrrFINE
bowsin_durrows: Well, door's fucked. *sword crashes in* Well, door's still fucked, but at least it's open.
blamemyphone: sergeCounting
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto PrideParty PrideParty PrideParty PrideParty PrideParty Happy Canada D'eh!
Dog_of_Myth: Never go Double Pooh.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH Pooh Bear. i get it. ah that's funny
loki_lxix: coat them in butter
Clan_Dookie: clando1Dookie clando1Dookie clando1Dookie
ContingentCat: @DigitalSeahorse thanks for reminding me, the curiously frequent thunder I thought I was hearing is probably fireworks
DigitalSeahorse: ContingentCat LOL
plummeting_sloth: PIVOT
DigitalSeahorse: I'm hearing a lot of it too
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right, fireworks are probably happening near me right now, I might have walked over to watch them if Dice Friends wasn't on
loki_lxix: murderers
asthanius: This is a problem
bowsin_durrows: I got some last night and I'm in laterally central america.
JonnyGlitch: something interesting happened to the guard
kansaiDop: oops?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: is nayone going to help Valentina
blamemyphone: Go sword, what a paladin
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok then
Tomasu82: gravel and sand
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH NO that's what i was afraid of
Sarah_Serinde: Uh oh
blamemyphone: shit
Tomasu82: lets make some cement!
Questhere: PraiseIt
ContingentCat: Oh no
blamemyphone: frick
blamemyphone: this is not good
Sarah_Serinde: Welp
Fruan: Praise Helix!
snowcookies: the golden city bastards
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
blamemyphone: BAD WASPS
hypermonkey024: i hide lol
drfox17: oh nooooo
blamemyphone: NOOOO
drfox17: OH NOOOOO
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha awesome Heather
ContingentCat: NOOO
mirshebs subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months, currently on a 11 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, mirshebs! (Today's storm count: 79)
kansaiDop: aaaaahhhhhh
JonnyGlitch: on the next exiting episode!
Captainfuse: DUN DUN DUN
tenthtechpriest: where's my jojo to be continued
Nigouki: dang wasps
SydPreviouslyHeadache: NOOO! oh this was so good
josh___something: Nice
tenthtechpriest: OOF
Sarah_Serinde: Nice
drfox17: YESSSSS
Labjer: THat's a bit of a power boost
JonnyGlitch: wow 4 levels
blamemyphone: what a cool DM screen
Rhynerd: Curses!
ContingentCat: D A M N
arcaneIllumination: To be concluded!
blamemyphone: whoa
drfox17: two attacks!
snowcookies: "Gimme back my people" must be an interesting thing to hear in a podcast
BloodnBullets: get some wasp killing spells
Sarah_Serinde: Also uh oh, they're going to need those levels next time aren't they
asthanius: Murder!
ChillerMethod: Yay, that was a fun stream! Thanks all
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we run some hornets down
arcaneIllumination: Punch wasp guy till he gives back Helix.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Very enjoyable
asthanius: It's LITERALLY Cameron's fault that you don't know what to do. That's the story.
Nigouki: do what you were supposed to do: MURDER ALL THE WASP PEOPLE FOR XP
snowcookies: Next seesion is also the last
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cori) [now] It's so hard not knowing what to do.
LRRbot: New quote #6186: "It's so hard not knowing what to do." —Cori [2019-07-01]
drfox17: that was NUTS
Sarah_Serinde: Because mood
blamemyphone: THAT WAS AWESOME
Dog_of_Myth: I know I did.
JonnyGlitch: glad the memory didn't come back at the very end this was awesome
Hidasan: It was great :)
ContingentCat: very enjoyale cam
Sarah_Serinde: And yes we absolutely enjoyed all of that
tenthtechpriest: that astral plane brain hella though
MiranFurze: that was graet
JonnyGlitch: GeeGee
chi7891: That was supremely entertaining
arcaneIllumination: It was awesome. Thanks for sharing your fanfic in this form with us Cam!
drfox17: I won't be able to watch live, but will enjoy the vod!
Rhynerd: Tune in next time when our heroes slay some wasps
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Dog_of_Myth: Adam prepares
orionsrise1: good stream guys!
blamemyphone: wat
mtvcdm: !wyrmwood
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drfox17: just ahead of time, @LoadingReadyRun Thanks Heather for putting next week's episode on Youtube!
josh___something: Mawp
Hidasan: Happy Canada Day!
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2369 patrons for a total of $14,084.53 per month.
TheMoatman: What about Mars?
Rhynerd: Happy Canada Day!
FenrisSchafer: Pride100 Pride100
A Cheer shared Rewards to 3 others in Chat!
ContingentCat: if you're on the ISS too bad
Sarah_Serinde: You did this!
Sarah_Serinde: :D
snowcookies: I hear those Canada Day fireworks outside the window
Sarah_Serinde: Worth it though
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto PrideParty PrideParty PrideParty PrideParty
Dog_of_Myth: Happy Canada Day from one of your southern friends!
asthanius: My Cameron bill was through the roof last month
drfox17: we're at fault for this!
blamemyphone: worth it
ContingentCat: Totally worth it
chi7891: Worth it
Sarah_Serinde: He did :D
drfox17: Yup
Juliamon: Adam "Beej" Savidan
orionsrise1: sorry LRR, I'm broke this life
Ferisar: the character's name is adam "beej" savidan
drfox17: Adam "Beej" Savidan
ghostvalv: adam beej savidan
JonnyGlitch: He deleted you
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Adam "Beej" Savidan
Sarah_Serinde: You had to pick first name, last name, and street name
TheMoatman: Taking the best parts of each Kappa
Juliamon: He's an elf shaman (bear)
A_Dub888: Beej Dery: Adam Savidan denier
Frankenfruity: All Charisma!
drfox17: he has denied you 3 times?
Sarah_Serinde: He decided on Beej before he picked first and last name
blamemyphone: got it in 1, Cam
Sarah_Serinde: And chat loved "Adam Savidan" (and so did Beej) so that's what it became :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'm very glad Adam got a kick out of it
Sarah_Serinde: Yay Heather! lrrHEART
mtvcdm: lrrHEATHER
drfox17: yes, wonderful heather!
ritchards: lrrHEATHER
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you Adam, Ian, Cam, Cori, Serge and Heather! <3
Rhynerd: Thanks to all of you!
ContingentCat: katesThank lrrHEATHER for tech and youtube nonsense
gawag_: magic fest?
Driosenth: next con?
Labjer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
Labjer: I am producing yet more fanart for this fantastic campaign
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Labjer! (Today's storm count: 80)
mtvcdm: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, MTG playmats and sleeves, and much more! Check out for the full catalog.
Sarah_Serinde: !store
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy T-shirts, MTG playmats and sleeves, and much more! Check out for the full catalog.
ghostvalv: lrrSACK
RuiFaleiro: lrrSACK
drfox17: hm, i wonder if I can get next week's episode on podcast in time for the plane....
Nigouki: isn't there where Beej runs in and flogs the merch?
snowcookies: lrrSACK
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSACK
mtvcdm: lrrSACK
ContingentCat: lrrSACK
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSACK
ElementalAlchemist: lrrSACK
Fruan: lrrSACK
Sarah_Serinde: Beej can also plug merch on his stream later tonight :P
warpspeed365: Wait is the stream over?
Sarah_Serinde: It is!
Sarah_Serinde: They just finished
ghostvalv: oh no
ContingentCat: @warpspeed365 yup, to the vod wth you
JonnyGlitch: Trial By Stone!
Dog_of_Myth: So fancy.
warpspeed365: Nooooooo
drfox17: @warpspeed365 Are you here for Hong Kong? if so, in about an hour
vivianshade: super glad i got to hang out. thank you a bunch Cameron for coming up with this amazing story.
Twilight_Spark: I APPRECIATE you!
ghostvalv: lrrHEART
JonnyGlitch: ahh vintage memes
Sarah_Serinde: :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Cori NAILED IT!
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhEXTREME lrrHEART
warpspeed365: @drfox17 in in Ireland it’s 3am I just got out of spiderman
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I love that that's probably the most we've heard Hella speak this entire campaign
ContingentCat: Knowing the right questions is important too Cori
drfox17: @warpspeed365 Oh, i hope you enjoyed spiderman!
Sarah_Serinde: :D
e_bloc: I roll to seduce the lrrbot
drfox17: Morgana Voice: "I think you should go to sleep"
Dog_of_Myth: Eh, I'll forget them anyways Ian. LUL
TheExactSame: did I just hear Adam 'Beetle' Savidan
ghostvalv: I'll be disappointed if a Play It Forward isn't Wind Waker now
warpspeed365: @drfox17 it was really awesome no spoilers go see it!
KevlarGiraffe: lrrHEART doogYay lrrHEART doogYay
Sarah_Serinde: This is...interesting :D
ghostvalv: Kappa //
KevlarGiraffe: crendorHigh crendorFive crendorHigh crendorFive
Sarah_Serinde: By interesting I mean *weird*
Sarah_Serinde: But also very funny :D
dangerous_safety: Kappa // \ Kappa /
Zyme86 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months, currently on a 60 month streak!
Zyme86: So that's what that red button does, lrrFINE
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: am I joining a cult?
coelopteryx: very ritualistic and powerful
Greggleswong: 👏👏🙌
Greggleswong: (yes you are)
Zyme86: @SydPreviouslyHeadache just summoning yog sothoth
warpspeed365: Every time the read the subs I feel like they are talking about their toddlers 😂
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh ok then
Sarah_Serinde: :D lrrHEART
coelopteryx: Shark Bait Hoo Ha Hah
Zyme86: Zyme86, I appreciate you making me 3 yrs younger tho
Mysticman89: was it 89 or 86
Feminine_Desires: oh right BEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: hey, google fireworks!!!!
Sarah_Serinde: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej takes the Play it Forward Hotseat! Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong) at Mon 08:00 PM PDT (46m from now).
ContingentCat: lrrBEEJ incomming
Feminine_Desires: lrrBEEEJ lrrBEEJ
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ha oh no
DiscordianTokkan: I'm really hoping 6e Shadowrun is better
gawag_: you can assemble additional contraptions?
Greggleswong: Cameron is so correct
Dog_of_Myth: Nope!
SkipIives: Oh no
ghostvalv: yikes
Rhynerd: The gun book?
Questhere: kthxbai!
JonnyGlitch: Bye!
mtvcdm: If someone hands me four books to play my first character in a game setting I am not playing that setting.
ContingentCat: thanks everyone, bye
SkipIives: 1st ed is so much harder, with variable staging.
vivianshade: have a good night
Gekyouryuu: @Rhynerd the book that's actually hollowed out to hide a gun in it! :D
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej takes the Play it Forward Hotseat! Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong) at Mon 08:00 PM PDT (44m from now).
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ractor sounds interesting, and his drone too. dang although, if i'm being honest ttrpg shadowrunner sounds complicated as hell
Rhynerd: I really hope the next edition managaes to streamline shadowrun
SydPreviouslyHeadache: though I should admit, i didn't really look into,j ust the mechanics of it sound difficult
SkipIives: I really liked the annotated source books. All the flavor text was added like reddit posts.
justwhatever_idk: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej takes the Play it Forward Hotseat! Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong) at Mon 08:00 PM PDT (41m from now).
SkipIives: They also had some great gm tools, though for 1st ed I really though you needed 3 GMs. One to run the action, one to resolve mechanics and rolls (how many d6 can you roll at once?), and one to DJ and resolve rigger and decker actions.
SkipIives: 2nd edition simplified the mechanics, but you could roll a bucket of d6s.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Graham and Adam are back attending from Stomping Grounds in person, as living proof that someone actually went to the show. Spoilers: It was okay. Let’s talk about storytelling. | ||