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Dared00: GayPride
noSmokeFire: gay bikes in space: the bikes are also gay
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah this was fun
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MunchlaxRegretsNothing: Yahtzee is one of the only classic family type board games that hasn't been strictly improved upon
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Rhynerd: Sorry I was only mostly a lurker for this one except for the part where I said “Did somebody say Spiral Knights?”
Dovakey: AFK is in 8 mins?
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Dovakey: balling
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chaostreader: Hi chat.
RealGamerCow: Dice Throne is so good!
Dovakey: is my stream broke
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
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Dovakey: there it goes
RealGamerCow: Dovakey Chat was very quiet for a long time, I thought so too
Nigouki: stream chugging?
Dovakey: i was just getting black screened was all
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Nigouki: hmm, even setting it to 720p and stream still chugging
TehAmelie: i hope they find some use for the massive garden.-Yahtzee dice i sent
djalternative: Holy Carp Cultist Simulator is free on prime this month. Also, boo twitch for not letting me play my prime games on mac.
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Gascitygaming: @Nigouki did you7 try settings>advanced>lowlatency?
the_walking: I finally get to catch AFK live. This definitely brighten up my day
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TehAmelie: lawn-yathzee maybe more like
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Digitaldude2: Watched the last Dice Throne episode last week and loved it, so happy to see it again
Gascitygaming: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
TehAmelie: howdy
mtvcdm: Evening!
Nigouki: i think my local intertubes might be misbehaving
drfox17: um
Rhynerd: Here comes the Night Ian?
djalternative: Don't want anyone screen caping your key card
Dog_of_Myth: Free Labor Ian!
dalefriesen: Mine too, @Nigouki I'm lagging
TheGeekyQuilter: Hey all my fav peeps while I do wedding craft
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djalternative: I'll take a free Labor Ian. How many per customer?
seth_erickson: I got this game because of you guys and honestly it was a great decision
Dog_of_Myth: You get five max. But you have to feed them.
Dovakey: Blood for the Blood GOD!
blackwlf: I keep expecting them to say it, and not do the table slap, and Adam just runs in partway through the stream and SLAMS the table.
Rhynerd: I don't know Adam has clarified that he's a fickle god.
ArchmageBlackstone: Wood for the Wood throne.
mtvcdm: A drinking bird but hitting a table.
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chaostreader: A shrine to the Boshi!!
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djalternative: Blood for the BLOOD GOAT!!! lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
seth_erickson: Table Slaps for the Table Slap God
mtvcdm: Patreon dot com: a drinking bird hitting a table.
Dog_of_Myth: Go to GenCon you cowards!......Please.
noSmokeFire: only three months until desert bus (:
TheGeekyQuilter: Pax Aus?
Earthenone: !store
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red_shoes_jeff: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
ContingentCat: lrrSACK
Gekyouryuu: does chill month mean a chance to do the LRR tabletop day?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSACK
DarkMorford: @noSmokeFire Don't even joke. >_>
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Now is July
SuperSugarSloth: katesNice
ArchmageBlackstone: *sits quietly hoping for RoadQuest*
Gekyouryuu: hot diggity dafodil!
Earthenone: tabletop in july
mtvcdm: Tabletop day, in conjunction with LRL because apparently we do these things now (let's not do that)
ArchmageBlackstone: Last episode of Heroquest. Next up; WARHAMMER QUEST.
MiranFurze: nice
djalternative: Your welcome for giving us money
mtvcdm: (seriously actually thank you)
gt225: I mean if they have the expansions...
SydPreviouslyHeadache: god dang it bohbby
noSmokeFire: bobbeh
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djalternative: Matt got there before me
tehlordofelves: got dangit bobby
VerdaugaTiger: Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
Oatway_: fun Ian is fun
seth_erickson: This game is very fun can't wait for the third expansion kick starter
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thank you Matt and noSmokeFire
korvys: Dota and Yahtzee
SuperSugarSloth: battle yatzee
Pteraspidomorphi: Tabletop day is on Sat 27 and LRL is on Sat 20 on the schedule mtvcdm
Oatway_: kathleen is playing the Tactic Ian
Dog_of_Myth: Good Job Paul!!
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blackwlf: Heh. Shiver Me Timbers.
SuperSugarSloth: Tabletop day and LRL are in different weeks.
chaostreader: Hmm. Unfortunate that these, boards?, are smaller than the previous ones. They are a little harder to see.
djalternative shivers blackwlf 's timbers
blackwlf: katesLewd
seth_erickson: The tactician can gain the high ground sounds overpowered
TheGeekyQuilter: Why does it sound like Kathleen’s playing dimir
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh cool
blackwlf: So poison.
noSmokeFire: cool technology
caprinefox: kaboom!
s0lesurviv0r: played this game once at a game store, didn't see that the pirate transforms
NarishmaReborn: spirit island does it too
Dog_of_Myth: Got to cut those corners somewhere man
ArchmageBlackstone: Game Creators are growing to hate Game Players. I'm looking forward to seeing more creative petty acts of malice in game design.
seth_erickson: It's like when game companies but collect an item and jump as the same button
s0lesurviv0r: "e to interact" *drops grenade*
noSmokeFire: Vegas Baby sounds like a super villain
DarkMorford: Kathleen knows all about being offensive. lrrDARK
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
chaostreader: Please note that Kathleen could not have gotten nothing.
Fruan: lrrWOW
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Do we have more zoomed in views today?
KriegerSan: should have been paying attention during the introduction
chaostreader: ^ if so. Can we use them. It’s hard to read the boards.
blackwlf: They can be anyone's skulls.
noSmokeFire: ilu matt
Dovakey: hmm i thought last time they were a lil further zoomed in that we could read everything
Dog_of_Myth: Second season did a revamp on the board layout and cards.
Dovakey: yea ive noticed that
chaostreader: @dovakey That or they were bigger.
Dovakey: lot harder to read
Dovakey: think i liked the older layout but my opinion
Dovakey: oh thank you for the zoom in
Dog_of_Myth: Cards got art on them.
ArchmageBlackstone: How long before Ian starts quoting Pirates of the Caribbean?
Dovakey: thank you paul
korvys: Thank you Paul!
Dog_of_Myth: Thank you Paul
DarkMorford: @ArchmageBlackstone Insult swordfighting at daybreak!
hwdesperado: Thank you Paul!
Dovakey: oop
coolbond: is it just me or is the text fussy?
chaostreader: Thanks lrrPAUL
Dovakey: @coolbond hes adjusting it give him some time
ArchmageBlackstone: @DarkMorford You are wonderful and never let anyone convince you otherwise.
Gascitygaming: I am full of tacos, dog in my lap and get to watch some of my favourite people play an awesome game, it is a good day :)
Dovakey: i wonder if one day twitch can do multi video streaming so i can have 2 camera angles up on my monitors
Dovakey: would be dank
djalternative: @DarkMorford Insult swordfighting makes me think of shakespere. I bite my thumb at the, Sir!
JustAnotherMuffin: I'm sitting on a 1600 que for FF14 so now I'm here.
ArchmageBlackstone: @DarkMorford You roll dice like a farmer!
Dovakey: @JustAnotherMuffin im sorry...that u like bad mmos
DarkMorford: @djalternative It's even better. It's a Monkey Island game thing.
MadAran87: Wait, is Kathleen playing Bison?
Dog_of_Myth: Nah, she's playing a Russian.
JustAnotherMuffin: @Dovakey It's okay we can't all be connoisseurs of great taste.
Dovakey: is there a a 4 player ffa of this? cuz it says on the keg pass to anyone
Dog_of_Myth: That's alot of beer.
Dovakey: or is there only 1v1
Gascitygaming: Seems like a Red Alert character?
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chaostreader: @dovakey There is a free for all play style. They plan to try that next.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: full house is a triple and a pair?
Dovakey: "strategic approach" rolls up in a tank , lmfao
Gascitygaming: @Dovakey they're doing a 4 player King of the Hill later
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah of course it is
JustAnotherMuffin: So I own the first "season" of this game it seamed to be fancy Yahtzee how far off am I?
Dovakey: true thats FFA
Dovakey: @JustAnotherMuffin ehh theres upgrading and stuff so i guess close enough
DarkMorford: And now I go into katesLurk mode, as I must do laundry and pack for a trip in the morning.
chaostreader: @justanothermuffin Dead on. That’s how Lrr described it to.
chaostreader: *too
JustAnotherMuffin: @chaostreader The art and presentation is really strong, I just wish there was more to the game.
Dovakey: @JustAnotherMuffin what more do u want to it???
Dog_of_Myth: To bake a cake?
engineerbudy: he also seems to get a dubloon
SydPreviouslyHeadache: D Fence
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah dang
coolbond: pirates defence seems broken
Rioxcon: Does the box say who the artist is? It seems very familiar
chaostreader: What’s the bottom clause of the defense roll?
JustAnotherMuffin: @Dovakey More gameplay than "I roll dice a couple of times and try and make matches" not very exciting for me.
Dovakey: @JustAnotherMuffin well then may not be your thing. i mean there is a strategy here invovled
Blasteg: DBloon?
Gascitygaming: Bloon tower defense?
Dog_of_Myth: Free win Red? Again!
JustAnotherMuffin: @Dovakey Yeah am recognize that it just isn't for me, but the type of strategy that the game offers just doesn't hit it right for me.
Dovakey: is that per treasure chest?
chaostreader: @dovakey No. When it says ‘On’ it means if you roll that thing.
Dovakey: man that would be strong if it was per chest
Dovakey: "large state"
Dovakey: lol
chaostreader: Especially as Ian has a 2/6 chance for treasure chests.
OrcaIguana: you have been peged with a keg
Dovakey: @OrcaIguana no pegging allowed here
Dovakey: simple games mean you can find people to play with easier whichi like. games not so simple seem to steer ppl away at times
Oatway_: I'm a big fan of seeing what you can do with the random resources you get
chaostreader: Does Ian want to have Doubloons? Is the other side worse?
Oatway_: it means you need to work with the randomisation, but feels less arbitrary than Risk etc
Dovakey: @chaostreader i would assume since its not easy to get his other side that its prbly a stronger side
djalternative: I have the higher ground aniken
OrcaIguana: If I remember It is risky as it can do better stuff but it is harder to do I believe
korvys: Does he get to roll for other effects? Or just doesn't get to roll at all?
Dovakey: @korvys no roll at all
Dovakey: @korvys the roll requires you be able to defend
chaostreader: @korvys If he can’t defend then he makes no roll. They had this come up the last time they played.
mercano82: Some days you CAN get rid of a bomb.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @djalternative Anak-ian?
djalternative: heck if I know
Dovakey: Mcstabby
Dog_of_Myth: Stabby McStabby of Clan Stabby.
Dovakey: well tech McCutty since its cutlass
weff47: StabBeard
Martinkaca: Remember when you streamed this last time and it made me spend $200 on this game?
Dovakey: @Martinkaca dont blame others for your addictions
Dog_of_Myth: @Dovakey You tell her that. LUL
seth_erickson: I didn't spend nearly that much Martinkaca but I did spend like a 1/4 of that
ArchmageBlackstone: Dice Forge is, to me, the height of board game structural design. I freaking love that box.
Dovakey: i spent zero, i just robbed a store for all of this
djalternative: why rob a story when you can have your henchmen do it for you
Martinkaca: I picked up the ultimate collection. Season 1, Season 2, sleeves for everything as well as 3 playmats
NSFMulhearn: Storm count:1
Dovakey: @Martinkaca addictions are expensive. reason ill never buy magic cards
korvys: Mastermind Kathleen
seth_erickson: I need to get sleeves for my copy of season 1
Martinkaca: I know the kickstarter for the coop game is starting very soon
chaostreader: Ian lost a doubloon, right? I might have missed it.
ZeniteZero: The Tactician's beard kinda looks like the tip of a Japanese caligraphy brush, no?
MrBevers: Paul...
djalternative: 3 flags x 2 was much better
Pal_Friendpatine: 3 flags. Nice one Paul
seth_erickson: Nice Paul
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Dovakey: :O
korvys: Oops all stabs
Dovakey: theres upgrades still right?
Fruan: lrrSACK lrrKATHLEEN lrrSACK
Durstan: Ian u cant loose this ;D never lost with cursed agaisnt le tactician ;D
djalternative: Captain Crunch Berries is better than Captain Crunch is better than Oops All Berries.
Dovakey: were all loose really
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chaostreader: One too many die. Reroll
Martinkaca: Co-op expansion that kickstarts July 16th
chaostreader: Prevents 8 total.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: gotta say i'm digging the pirate
Dovakey: pirates never play fair
Durstan: pirate is the shit =)
djalternative: Who ever said a pirate would play fiar? That's an increadibly foolish notion.
chaostreader: Can Ian please confirm if the flip side seems better or worse?
OrcaIguana: Does Ian take damage from his own dabloons?
chaostreader: @orcaiguana No.
LoadingReadyRun: chaostreader let's all be surprised together
Durstan: @chaostreader its way better dmg wise , but u loose 4hp every ur turn so u need to flip when in hp advantage =)
Dovakey: @chaostreader patience is a virtue
chaostreader: @durstan Ah. That makes sense.
chaostreader: Walk the plank!!
chaostreader: But Ian can reroll.
Dovakey: these characters seem a lil harder to keep their CP ill give them that
liphttam1: My friend kept calling this game battle yatzee and he was right wow
Durstan: @Dovakey cursed pirate is actually one of the charrs that builds cp easy ;)
Dovakey: Guess hes having bad luck atm then
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Durstan: and tactician needs tactical advantage token to trade in for at least 1 cp all the time ;D
Dovakey: spend before grabbing
Durstan: agreed
BrindleBoar: Kathleen-akin with the high ground Kappa
caprinefox: Shouldn't she have the high ground against Anak-ian?
chaostreader: Obi-wan had the high ground.
BrindleBoar: Obi-Leen Denobi?
noSmokeFire: I thought Ian flipped by not having any dubloons?
Dovakey: @noSmokeFire he still has 1
RealGamerCow: Is the Tactician a storm deck?
Dovakey: unless im blind
chaostreader: @nosmokefire But he can get more after he flips. I assume.
Durstan: @chaostreader they get used against the opponent to make dmg 1 per doublon
djalternative: that almost had the cadance of this is halloween
Dovakey: thats what i was thinking
OrcaIguana: @dovakey why... I didn't need songs stuck in my head
Durstan: he doesnt flip the board really before next turn its when he cant pay in more doublons u swap side ;D
OrcaIguana: shoot I meant djalternitive
djalternative: I got you
djalternative: we infected ben!
Dovakey: you know beers good when you belly rub while drinking.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the Aerodynamic skeleton
seth_erickson: Oh no he's doubling down
orionsrise1: whose on the mod tonight?
Dovakey: wonder how skill upgrades work if he flipped
Dog_of_Myth: Where we're going, you won't need flesh.
seth_erickson: !players
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Durstan: @Dovakey they are upgraded ;D so to speak everything deals more dmg cursed pirate doesnt have any upgrade card for them skillz
Dovakey: @Durstan i was more curious if they are discarded or you get something back from them
djalternative: lrrIAN lrrBEN lrrKATHLEEN lrrMATT are todays players
mynameisie: Chat please I can't heckin remember the US code for wyrmwood
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and hes' sending damage back
chaostreader: lrrKATHLEEN lrrMATT lrrIAN lrrBEN with lrrPAUL on tech.
djalternative: It's LRR
Dovakey: we all need better D ben.
Durstan: @Dovakey well since she doesnt have upgrades u dont anything back ;D
orionsrise1: @loadingreadyrun what's up Paul?
mynameisie: @djalternative thank!
Dovakey: still a lot of damage
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it's a damage race
Dovakey: kathleen doesnt seem to have much to mitigate damage
OrcaIguana: That's a lot of damage
Dovakey: Lol
djalternative: Her mitigating damage is from using tactical advantage
noSmokeFire: watch it turn out that Ian should've been rushing to curse himself
Durstan: open straight draw Goooo for it ;D
noSmokeFire: "tease the chatty" :eyes:
Dovakey: curses always haves a pro/con so i imagine it might help but cost something from him
Dovakey: do you cut off your left hand to make your right hand stronger
Durstan: something like that ;D
chaostreader: He emerges from his flesh prison, ready to fight!
Dovakey: its beeroclock for me
djalternative: Kathleen isn't playing Dimir. She's playing storm.
djalternative: I'm going to grab a beer during the break. Tonight's brew: Sungasm
Oatway_: man-two-veur
chaostreader: Kathleen. There isn’t a card viewer.
Dovakey: which character is more of a Defender/Turtle type?
Durstan: huntress ;D
Durstan: paladin
chaostreader: Monk if you play it that way.
Durstan: ye true dat
chaostreader: I really want her to deal damage with that move and get massively punched back on defense roll.
Dog_of_Myth: But it ties the room together Matt.
Dovakey: i would imagine anyone who has been ina carpet bomb hasnt enjoyed it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah, it does mean that
MadAran87: I thought that was crop-dusting.
control_rig: I thought that was called "crop dusting"
Evochron13: that's crop dusting not carpet bomb
chaostreader: ^
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh, yeah crop dusting
Dovakey: Lol ill just take 9 damage for u
seth_erickson: It can be either one
djalternative: crop dusting is similar to carpet bombing but not the same
Pal_Friendpatine: Crop dusting is when you fart as you walk though a space past people
Dovakey: Crop dusting is when you far and run down a hall way and let everyone exp the fun
Dovakey: fart*
Durstan: its time for ;D ulti now cursed pirate finish her off in style
OrcaIguana: carpet bombing is when you have juicy farts and leave
Pal_Friendpatine: But it see how close they can be
Pal_Friendpatine: I*
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: and Kathleen has a shield
Dovakey: Ians Def seems to be pretty offensive
Durstan: its great prevent,deal dmg gain cp ;D
korvys: Tactic Ian
Dovakey: walk the plank
Durstan: he should not hold on to that getting paid ;D
QuintIverson: pirates are traditionally in dimir, too...
Dovakey: thats a lot of damage
chaostreader: @dovakey Ben last time played a pyromancer whose defense could only deal damage or gain a token that didn’t defend him.
Dovakey: @chaostreader yea i watched but he kept getting stronger for it
djalternative: We need to get them one of those name plates that executives have on their desks that says "Baron Von Popinov" that they can pass between whoever happens to be popping off that turn.
Dovakey: that wouldnt make sense
Dovakey: cuz the damag ehasnt hit yet
Durstan: remove the shizzle ;D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a boon
djalternative: wither is a boss in minecraft ben
Durstan: pls play getting PAID ffs ;D
Diabore: oh ya!
Durstan: do not end ur turn with 0 cp
crashdownreg: wither? kathleen gets -1/-1 counters instead of taking damage Kappa
Dovakey: Lol
Dovakey: shes gonna hit ian and then kill herself
Durstan: indeed ;D
Kikazi: 2 =/= 0
SydPreviouslyHeadache: can Kathleen do 11?
Oatway_: boneathan!
mowdownjoe: Wow, she lost weight! Kappa
chaostreader: @sydpreviouslyheadache Yes.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH
crashdownreg: monkaS
Dovakey: Does he lose targetted or not?
DarkMorford: 3 turn clock!
drfox17: well this changes things
SydPreviouslyHeadache: does Ian still have the counter attack?
Durstan: @Dovakey he keeps it
Pal_Friendpatine: Did we flip to the Bone Zone?!?!?!
Dovakey: @Durstan that seems a little odd
Durstan: @dovakey ye but its a persistent token ;D so well in a way ye but in a other way no
chaostreader: Ian can just end up killing Kathleen on defensive roll.
Dovakey: @chaostreader thats what i was expecting him to do
NarishmaReborn: 7+2
Dovakey: minus 1
djalternative: don't forget about targeted
Dovakey: @djalternative they havent finalized the attack yet
OrcaIguana: Kathleen should have 2 cp because she cashed in a tactical advantage
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Durstan: samesis ;D
OrcaIguana: or 2 tactical advantage
Durstan: she used wrong card :(
Dovakey: can u tie in deaths since you can deal damage with defensive rolls?
Durstan: u can ;D
Dovakey: thats hilarious
SydPreviouslyHeadache: things are happening and the stakes are low
Dovakey: Jeebers
Dovakey: Ian wins
Dovakey: :OOOO
volraths_bane: Ian gets an extra die now on deefense
Durstan: he does ;D
Dovakey: did he roll all 5?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: last chance for Ian, or second
Durstan: na
chaostreader: Ian can roll his fifth die.
Dovakey: hes got this
Dovakey: slap some undefendable damage
Durstan: ohhh shark bait ;D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah Kathleen could do damage back
korvys: Can Kathleen choose to not attack?
Durstan: +2 dmg
Dovakey: i bet they both die at the same time
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Kathleen would have gotten a powderkeg
Dovakey: abysall walk
Durstan: @korvys u can choose to not use ur offensive role phase yes
djalternative: either way this will be a phyric victory
Dovakey: wither and 8 damage. wow
ninja_theory_ashrams: thar she blows
Dovakey: is target only on offensive damage or any damage?
Dovakey: targetted*
noSmokeFire: if ian doesn't attack, doesn't kathleen just die to the dubloon?
Durstan: offensive dmg
SydPreviouslyHeadache: does wither reduce defense damage?
Dovakey: idk how much damage a dubloon does to kathleen
Durstan: he should go for the ;D dread mark use his shark bait
OrcaIguana: 1 dmg
chaostreader: I think the doubloon is one damage per.
Dovakey: so close
Durstan: @chaostreader it is
noSmokeFire: oh, I thought she was at one.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that was cool
Dovakey: that was close
Pal_Friendpatine: Tight fight
Dovakey: whos matt playing?
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coolbond: i would love it if they did the luck of the draw
RealGamerCow: I *really* like this game. It is light enough to learn quickly, but crunchy enough to have lots of options, and the added bonus of lots of dice!
Durstan: @RealGamerCow its the shit ;D on my top 5list ;D
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seth_erickson: Yeah this is an expertly designed game
ShDragon: Ooh, lucky 42.
Durstan: cant wait for dt adventure on 16th july ;D
BrowneePoints: Bow-Arde Games!
RealGamerCow: I am definitely buying it once I build a new game bookcase. I promised myself no more games until I can find a home for the two duffel bags full I have un-shelved.
Durstan: @RealGamerCow nice ;D if u have starcraft broodwar exp send it over pls ;D
djalternative: I am currently having a sungasm chat
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TheWanderingNomad: Ooh, digging this Zelda's Lullaby remix
DarkMorford: @seth_erickson Expertly designed game, maybe, but poorly designed game pieces. ;)
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seth_erickson: What's wrong with the game pieces I'm a fan of those as well
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DarkMorford: There's relevant rules text on the *back* of the card you're supposed to keep tokens on.
DarkMorford: Makes it very unwieldy when you need to check how something works.
Durstan: @DarkMorford its great and especially if u have the marbled dice oh how i love em
orionsrise1: oh noes! my tablet is gonna die!
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seth_erickson: I suppose there's that but I mean you don't have to keep the tokens on those cards it's just easy to do so
Durstan: nah and all the necessary information is in the very compact rule book char specifics u should read even before playing so
djalternative: or be an agent of chaos and swipe the tokens off when you ant to flip
djalternative: *want
orionsrise1: if I have to leave, just know, I BLAME BEEEJJJJJJ!
djalternative: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEEJ
Diabore: are they coming back?
djalternative: spoon
chaostreader: Fork?
orionsrise1: whew! found a battery
Dovakey: Yes i waned to see the artificer
djalternative: soon=spoon
Dovakey: and its Papa Ben
Dovakey: Sadly none of them look like bobby
DarkMorford: Dice Commander!
silenceaux: Ah, not doing the 2v2?
djalternative: King of the Hill is the best anime.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: free for all
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Dovakey: @djalternative king of the hill XXX is better
drfox17: was huntress played last time?
silenceaux: Do the bots help you battle
Dovakey: i dont rmbr if huntress was played
SydPreviouslyHeadache: servo friends
GrandLlamaQ: The return of Servofacts!
orionsrise1: anybody ever figure out that Hank Hill is the old man from Bevis and Butthead?
chaostreader: The joke about it’s four-letter code being MELF seems bad here.
Aarek: Nanomachines son!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: the artificer? Liv Octavius?
Martinkaca: Huntress was not played on stream
TheWanderingNomad: SCIENCE
djalternative: no S2 characters were played last time
noSmokeFire: nanites, just like richard garfield intended
ninja_theory_ashrams: only time I am going to do this, ar-TIF-i-cer
Durstan: @silenceaux u can build 3 different ( nanobot , heal bot , shockbot ;)
Martinkaca: it was Pyro, Monk, Moon Elf, Shadow Thief
djalternative: Tiger ft. The Huntress
Pseudonym_Ken: Matt is super quiet? Just me?
SandwichKed: Very Heimerdinger
SydPreviouslyHeadache: <3 Matt
gsyhiap: yeah i'm having trouble hearing matt
Martinkaca: Also, you deal extra damage with Nyra up
djalternative: matt is just a quieter person. He's about the same level as Kathleen
DarkMorford: They can't all be loud bois like Ben. ;)
noSmokeFire: Ian is playing Mario
orionsrise1: side note yay Kathleen is here!
TheWanderingNomad: Dangit Ben
Martinkaca: Dammit Bobby
djalternative: Goodbye Ian
L3thalRose: bye ian
Rhynerd: Clipping that
Dovakey: Someone needs to talk like boomhauer
Martinkaca: try "Typing" as Boomhauer
dragann99: @dovakey Dang ol playin tabletop games man
orionsrise1: is a chat version of boomhauer just thgfhyfdrghjufdfhjkitdsefhjug trdfugg t ffrtt t know what I mean?
mowdownjoe: RotM. Much better acronym.
Angel_of_Iris: True that mowdownjoe
silenceaux: You figure out what your ability is, then you decide who you're hitting with it.
Dovakey: resuscitate a cat just means your gonna get clawed int he face.
coriolis_storm: What is Ian drinking? That looked yummy
Martinkaca: It looked gone
Dovakey: @coriolis_storm pee
DarkMorford: @djalternative Thanks I hate it.
coriolis_storm: @Martinkaca That too lrrAWESOME
orionsrise1: @djalternative Jesus lol
SydPreviouslyHeadache: orange Juice, had to fight off scurvy
drfox17: @djalternative whyyyyy
Diabore: matt kisses the kitty
DarkMorford: katesLoaf katesLoaf katesLoaf
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Matt, friend of the cat
orionsrise1: Ian got there
DarkMorford: HORNER
Omega_Lairon: Dooley?
RealGamerCow: or you all couldn't. :P
noSmokeFire: just disappointed
chaostreader: On a trial basis.
Dovakey: If your friends arent angry at you then are they really your friends
DarkMorford: I'm not a fan either, Ben.
Dovakey: WOW ben, how does it feel to be a disappointment?
Rhynerd: Darn, my clip editor never loaded.
Omega_Lairon: On a scale from "bowl cut" to "Crystal Pepsi"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i liked KotH at the time. idk how i'd feel about it if i were to watch it again
djalternative: AFK is just the stream where we burn Ben as much as possible isn't it?
DarkMorford: @Omega_Lairon Power Glove. It's so bad!
SpookySpaghooti: dayBroken dayBroken dayBroken
Pal_Friendpatine: I missed how King of the Hill is determined. First player that round?
djalternative: Highest life
djalternative: it can be tied
Martinkaca: I think you can use the bond and the defensive ability
mowdownjoe: Poor kitty!
Diabore: did matt just use his kitty as a shield?
DarkMorford: Wait, I thought they got rid of damage redirection. Opponent has to target the kitty now.
Martinkaca: because you used bond not nyra to block it all
noSmokeFire: I can't tell if that's a magic joke, DarkMorford
noSmokeFire: but if so, I like the idea that the kitty is a planeswalker
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Cat is planeswalker
DarkMorford: Yes, it's a Magic joke.
noSmokeFire: :+1:
djalternative: You mean like how Mowu has a planeswalker card with some human on it?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it is july third for me, who is the jerk in my neighborhood setting off fireworks
Martinkaca: can anyone confirm the use of defensive roll with nyra's bond or no?
ContingentCat: oh I misheard that as Mambo 2, like a precursor of Mambo #5
chaostreader: @sydpreviouslyheadache I have four dogs and hard same.
djalternative: @SydPreviouslyHeadache that's increadibly common in my neck of the woods.
Diabore: @SydPreviouslyHeadache a time traveller?
Pal_Friendpatine: @sydpreviouslyheadache fireworks only one night before? You have it lucky. Normally in my neighborhood fireworks are set off for days leading up to the 4th.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, i have cats and this and thunderstorms scare them. Diabore "Curse you Teferi"
SpookySpaghooti: do Canadians go as buckwild for their nation's birthday as Americans do
Diabore: not where i live at least @SpookySpaghooti
ContingentCat: @SpookySpaghooti we celebrate a bit, we don't quite go as far as the americans
SydPreviouslyHeadache: there were fireworks last week that were just, scheduled, but i was not expecting them today, i dread tomorrow
Pal_Friendpatine: kaypikeOONTZ kaypikeOONTZ kaypikeOONTZ
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djalternative: It seems incredibly petty of Teferi to time travel back one day to set off fireworks
DarkMorford: Ben's a Synth?
SpookySpaghooti: syd i pray for you tomorrow lol
chaostreader: In New York it is now legal to set off fire works around July 4th. It’s illegal at other times.
Juliamon: I hate that fireworks are legal here because people fire 'em off for like a week surrounding every holiday.
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: the thing is, they're not legal to set off here, but it's never enforced
ninja_theory_ashrams: in days of yore, LRR would force jeskai in drafts on the 4th of July.
DarkMorford: Pokebots! Gotta Build 'Em All!
Martinkaca: We have from June 29th to July 5th to do fireworks
djalternative: It's not legal here but the next state over it is so the people who wnat them tend to have the free time to get them
drfox17: @Juliamon I've generally found that people with fireworks don't care if they're legal or not
Juliamon: drfox17 but I could call the cops if they weren't
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yup, here comes my cat. i'll be away from my keyboard watching but calming my cats
chaostreader: Best of luck @sydpreviouslyheadache
DarkMorford: Eureka? To the castle! (Yeah, I'm old.)
djalternative: reduce the cats fear by making them astronauts?
Martinkaca: I have my limited amount of fireworks to set off tomorrow. Didn't go overboard this year
Pal_Friendpatine: @juliamon do your cops do something about it? Around here they basically just drive by. They are stretched thin during the 4th
djalternative: What do ben's dice look like @LoadingReadyRun
chaostreader: @pal_friendpatine That’s what they did before they made it legal around the 4th.
Durstan: he should only take 2 its not * dmg ;D
chaostreader: On a claw. Or per claw?
Durstan: its on a claw deal 2undefendable dmg
Durstan: its not claw *
Martinkaca: @Durstan I am pretty sure each claw deals 2
Juliamon: Pal_Friendpatine Oh, they visit my neighborhood frequently. Being cut off from most of town + having residents known for breaking marijuana laws and domestic violence, they'd be happy to come by for an easy bust.
Martinkaca: can we show matt's card
orionsrise1: gotta turn off chat guys off, good night guys
Durstan: its not times ;D
Durstan: because it always says on the sheet
Diabore: matt should heal kitty, kitty lives at all costs
ShDragon: This looks super complex, I'm really interested.
big_large: in the glossery it's basically "one ore more" in magic terms
djalternative: matt should heal his main character and not care about that superfluous human.
Durstan: @ShDragon its simple but its complex in the way u should play ur cards and stuff ;)
chaostreader: @shdragon It’s usually simpler. This mode is adding complexity.
Freezerassasin: Don't you mean superfluffuous?
LoadingReadyRun: Ben: "What does bleed do?"
djalternative: yes. though to be honest you did make me check my spelling
chaostreader: New quote!
ShDragon: Yeah, it seems like the individual parts are simple, but they come together in a crazy pile (Note: I'm referring to that as a good thing)
djalternative: paul has the ability to make a quote if he so wishes.
Pal_Friendpatine: I think this is one of those games that I would enjoy playing more than watching. Not to say I’m not enjoying watching tonight
Freezerassasin: Spelling must never stand in the way of puns @djalternative
chaostreader: @shdragon Yeah. With four characters in play it becomes a lot of mechanics in effect at the same time.
Estyl_: Sword, sword, prayer, heart... hat
L3thalRose: Btw, something to note, there is an official tabletop sim workshop version of this game, it doesnt include all of the characters, but its a free version for people who want to try it out on TTS first
ShDragon: @L3thalRose ooooh, thanks for the heads up.
Durstan: @L3thalRose ye its the whole s1 so its good advise ;D
Estyl_: This game seems neat
L3thalRose: ITs 4 season 1 and 1 season 2
Estyl_: What does cp stand for
Durstan: @L3thalRose ohh nice they have upgraded havent used tts for a long time but baught this game just since it was there
djalternative: someone should steal that crit token
L3thalRose: but its made by the people who made game, so you dont even have to worry about that, its even scripted to make it easy to start playing
Durstan: @Estyl_ combat points u use em to play cards
L3thalRose: its got, brabarian, pyro, moon elf, shadow elf and gunslinger
Durstan: aaah shadow imba ;D
Estyl_: It’s like an RPG in card game form
djalternative: it's battle yahtzee
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Durstan: its yatzee + cards ;D
ninja_theory_ashrams: Ian is the monarch, Ben is the viceroy
chaostreader: I think battle yahtzee might be the best name so far.
NonMint: As an Ian I thank you Kathleen for your Fealty towards the Protectorate of Ian’s.
djalternative: no. Ral is the viceroy
L3thalRose: I forget, what is this channels view on links? i have a link to the tabletop sim official mod for those who care
Estyl_: !uptime
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Juliamon: Links are okay, thank you for asking first!
djalternative: one of these streams should have a prize of one of those Catan chocolate boxes
Grevas13: what does the 'scripted' tag mean there?
L3thalRose: that its got scripts running to make settup easy
Estyl_: @djalternative they’re expired
djalternative: they got a new one recently
Grevas13: ah, i see. that's very cool. a nice way to get people interested and advertise the paid version.
L3thalRose: each player has a sheet with the five character + random option, and you can click it and it will put you sheet in front of you, with its token all set up, its deck, and dice etc
Juliamon: djalternative It was from the same batch
Estyl_: @djalternative yeah but they were both made at the same time so they’re both expired lol
djalternative: Well, just because they win the chocolates doesn't mean they have to eat them
djalternative: you can use chocolate as crayons
djalternative: among other things
Himyul: zappupupupupupu...
loki_lxix: LOL
drfox17: skrt?
chaostreader: Or you can eat the expired chocolate. Test your luck.
Grevas13: I have definitely watched Youtube videos of consuming expired products. new lrr series?
Estyl_: They should do another iron stomach challenge. Like when they made that sandwich for lrl when they were in moonbase delta
L3thalRose: yeah its nice, you dont end up with one person dead first and sitting there just..doing nothing while the others play for another 30 minutes
Himyul: bless you
BecauseGnomes: benginDab
djalternative: @Grevas13 scripted tables have scripting to do some game functions like keeping track of life to dealing cards and applying power ups depending on the game
Grevas13: of course, that might not end well... slytqRIP
DarkMorford: Commander of the Knoll!
Ciijay: when you feel a sneeze come about - DAB IT OUT! benginDab
Grevas13: @Estyl_ was that the one where alex brought lox?
TheInnsanity: OH I GET IT, throne is a homonym of thrown
loki_lxix: Was gonna say that is actually good for Matt
L3thalRose: yes, yes it is
korvys: Palad Ian
Iperithon: Ian would need to wear more plaid
bowsin_durrows: What do the nanites do?
Iperithon: plaid Ian
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok, fireworks stopped a little while ago, and most of my cats are ok
niccus: look, we're all getting a new controller for Flight Simulator
SydPreviouslyHeadache: was there an in game tip on how to evolve that one squid? octopus? pokemon where you had to evolve it holding it upside down
Durstan: use crit ;D;D;D'
L3thalRose: you use evasion after using defensive roll
Durstan: agree
Grevas13: inkay? no, i don't believe so. without the internet no one would have been able to figure it out
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: ok yeah Inkay is what i was thinking of. yeah i'd never figure that out on my own
loki_lxix: bad trade
Grevas13: of course, there are a lot of pokemon evolutions like that. stuff like level up or trade while holding a specific item, or trade for a specific other pokemon.
Vyous: OneShot did fancy out-of-game things
Grevas13: or leveling up with another specific pokemon in the party.
bowsin_durrows: Again, what do the nanites do?
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Durstan: @bowsin_durrows if artificier activates nano bot the explode 1 for 1 token 3 for 2 tokens 5 dmg for 3 tokens ;D
bowsin_durrows: Okay.
Iperithon: Total eclipse of the sun?
bowsin_durrows: No, total eclipse of the heart.
RebekahWSD: Kitty no!
Durstan: shes there to be overkilled by an ulti ;D
Grevas13: adam would kill the cat
NotCainNorAbel: With adam the cat wouldn't have gotten to this point to defend
L3thalRose: Kill the cat, sounds like a typically red mage, ben :P
loki_lxix: Only Matt gets to play Huntress because anyone else would not protect Kitcat frand
tergonis: adam would only kill the cat if someone told him not to
bowsin_durrows: Ben, if you hadn't healed though, you wouldn't be the king.
Grevas13: the let's nope of until dawn was legitimately one of my favorite of that game, though. i saw a lot of stuff i hadn't seen before.
L3thalRose: Upgrading Zap, sounds like something else a red mage would do
Pal_Friendpatine: I would like to see this game variation played with a re-roll of the player order each turn
Durstan: @Pal_Friendpatine nice idea ;D ima try it my next time playing this
Twilight_Spark: Ah, so how is this free-for-all working out compared to the 1v1?
Iperithon: everyone needs a shoulder kathleen!
Durstan: u get to choose whom u attacking and if u attack most hp u get card and u start with 35 hp instead of 50
Pal_Friendpatine: Cool @durstan! Either high roll then clockwise or descending roll order, I would try.
incredulouspasserby: someone put that as a quote
Durstan: @Pal_Friendpatine highest roll then descending for ultimate randomness imo
silenceaux: Nanalanite
Pal_Friendpatine: Yeah I think clockwise would get a bit imbalanced. Maybe tokens to mark order after rolling so everyone remembers where they are in the game? @durstan
SydPreviouslyHeadache: too much oomph
Durstan: @Pal_Friendpatine ye just have some tokens 1 2 3 4 or how many ur are not hard ;)
Pal_Friendpatine: @durstan Yup! 👍🏻
Durstan: @Pal_Friendpatine just use the dices ;) first player is ez to remember flip em to 2 3 4 so on =)
Pal_Friendpatine: @durstan nice idea! If you remember, let me know how it goes
bowsin_durrows: Maybe ben will be able to attack the monarch of the mound next turn.
Durstan: @Pal_Friendpatine having a big "boardgame lan" hahaha next week in my place so dice throne will most likely be played ;)
Durstan: ben should use him to heal twice since u can activate the heal bot two times ;D
Pal_Friendpatine: @durstan awesome!
ContingentCat: Is it really a heal bot, or is it a heel bot?
Rhynerd: Ben Blasts the Baron of the Bulge?
silenceaux: Lord / Lady of the Lump?
Durstan: matt should win this ;D
silenceaux: Matt knows where he stands with his cats
ContingentCat: you accidentally pet the tummy, the forbidden pets
BloodnBullets: knife eraser
Durstan: huntress is great in team mode or koth ;D since u can get the cat to 1 hp then someone unleash 1209310931 attack and u just overkill the cat ;D
djalternative: bleed is not a dry erase marker
Dovakey: Ben has so much shit on his character lol
bowsin_durrows: I probably would have blown up the nanites last turn.
Durstan: @bowsin_durrows me2 ;D
Dovakey: Non perfect dice? what is this heresy
Lirelent: not for long ben
djalternative: It's betrayal.... at house on the hill
drfox17: tiwtch pls
drfox17: there we go
Pal_Friendpatine: I’m really happy the Warehouse 13 the boardgame developers waited until they got the best dice they could manage before moving forward with production
Juliamon: djalternative no, that's tomorrow
djalternative: I know. The first one in a month.
Durstan: @Pal_Friendpatine u know any good 4x games ? other than TI ;D
djalternative: Ian sold his sould to a dark god for good dice rolls
Durstan: hahaha he can do an ult ;D
Pal_Friendpatine: @durstan hmmm not off the top of my head
Durstan: @Pal_Friendpatine :( good wargames ? ;D that not takes more than 3 hours ;D
Megaparsec256: Is the king of the hill effect on damaging or targeting?
L3thalRose: all ultimates are undefendable
Durstan: yeah hes fucked ;D
Dovakey: Ultimate have their own texts
silenceaux: Ultimates are generally "nope you're dead" because the game has to end somehow
Dovakey: I was still thinking ian is gonna win
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Liv Octovia is dead!
djalternative: Turns out Ben was the ultimate evil. This was not a surprise to anyone
Dovakey: Paladin seems noice
Durstan: @Dovakey he is dice dependable if u get the status effects hes a beast ;D
Dovakey: Kill him. yes my lord
erloas: Kathleen is playing, don't see her much on streams (just get here at the end)
Pal_Friendpatine: @durstan hmm wargames...
Durstan: @Pal_Friendpatine ye i like killing my fellow boardgamers ;D
Dovakey: @erloas shes mastered how to become invisble
silenceaux: Someone became demised
BloodnBullets: giving your blood away
Dovakey: Everyone likes feet
Juliamon: Ben tempting fate
djalternative: chat... you heard paul
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TheInnsanity: O_O
big_large: ben's out here playing dominoes
Dovakey: Slay the believer
L3thalRose: demising shot means killing shot btw i think
Rhynerd: my sub sharing message seems to be missing.
Pal_Friendpatine: @durstan I can’t think of many off hand. If, though, you would like a fascinating bit of mechanics, and if you like Disney, have you tried ‘Villainous’?
Dovakey: wouldnt it mean Death Shot
Rhynerd: !findquote bleeding
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Durstan: @Pal_Friendpatine best would be build an army use it rebuild it ;D and so on and some resource management as well haha and i hate disney :(
Vyous: bbq chicken & bacon is great!
drfox17: on thin crust? i like it on thin crust
TheInnsanity: @ben careful for address
Dovakey: Oh wow didnt you know you were fancy, ben.
SketchyDetails: bbq chix za is the best.
big_large: make sure you put pineapple on that bbq chicken
Dovakey: Mr rich guy.
SketchyDetails: Now I know that ben is order dominos :P
drfox17: yessss, thin crust
drfox17: other wise it's like bbq bread
Dovakey: You only eat bbq chicken pizza when your sad cuz you lost a game.
djalternative: bbq chicken za and wings?!?!
MiranFurze: ben you are the beast
Dovakey: Nah Pineapple pizza is celebrating
djalternative: where's that best za emote when you need it
Dovakey: Surprised Ian doesnt have "smite"
Tripleyew: 'evening, all!
Durstan: @Dovakey they saved it for the seraph ;D
Pal_Friendpatine: @durstan wattsLOL . Look into VIAE - Roads of Rome. They just played it on AFK recently. The KS has closed, but it’s basically a Roman General Dick waving contest.
Durstan: @Pal_Friendpatine dick waving is fun ? ;D ahah well i should check it out
Dovakey: Crit and Accuracy is nice
Durstan: indeed it is ;D
djalternative: Ben, just have them deliver to 123 Fake Street and it won't matter if you show the adress
Dovakey: Matt did that on purpose
Dovakey: lol take backsies
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Dovakey: it would be rude! which is why you should do it
djalternative: Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Matt did
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drfox17: doesn't ian have theat death ward thingy?
Dovakey: @drfox17 shhhh
FlyboyZeb: !uptime
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djalternative: !updog
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silenceaux: Blessing of Divinity doesn't look quite as good when you're bleeding a lot...
Dovakey: got em
Dovakey: does blessing also remove status effects ?
tehcrashxor: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:08:11.
Iperithon: that moment when you realize the paladin was actually the warlock all along
djalternative: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
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Dovakey: I like how kathleens like..kill ian not me.
djalternative: well, they do have to kill Ian twice
Durstan: +2 for the cat ;D
Dovakey: oh i know why there doing it but matts chance of dying is high since 2 ppl go after him
Dovakey: if u die idk how u would come back with bleed
Durstan: he "like doesnt die" because he is still alive ;)
djalternative: If you die from a stab wound and get resurected, you still have a stab wound to deal with.
drfox17: I like how Ian dies like Beej did on the first stream
drfox17: "On my upkeep, I DIE"
Banrael: cheer100 sweet sweet bengeance
Dovakey: @djalternative most resurrections remove what killed u thou lol
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Rhynerd: !findquote cat
LRRbot: Quote #1246: "Stop smoking cats!" —Alex [2015-10-24]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: play to Matts outs or Save kitty
Dovakey: I expect kathleen to win thou
djalternative: @Dovakey in fiction yes. In reality no
Dovakey: @djalternative have u met someone in reality who was ressurected? cuz thats not a thing i know about
RassilonDND: Who has two thumbs, and had to have firefighters escort him to his apartment? This guy
big_large: does king of the hill rule still applies when it's down to 2 players? becuase the targeting phase shouldn't apply at that point
Durstan: @Dovakey should be quite lot people who has been "shocked back to life" ;D in THE ER
djalternative: @Dovakey not classically what you think of as resurected but there are people who were medically classified as brought back to life.
Dovakey: @Durstan thats not resurrection thats resucitation
Iperithon: Oh wut
Juliamon: I know one of those people!
skiddles01: That’s the spear-it! rooD
Juliamon: He was legally dead
Iperithon: thanks @red_shoes_jeff !
Pal_Friendpatine: @rassilondnd ok I have to be the one to ask. Why?
djalternative: There is a term in medicine known as "Medically induced death" @Dovakey
red_shoes_jeff: @Iperithon benginFingers
Iperithon: lrrSPOOP
Dovakey: is that revive is to return to life; to recover life or strength; to live anew; to become reanimated or reinvigorated while resuscitate is to restore consciousness, vigor, or life to.
Iperithon: wgrHUG
Dovakey: kathleens gonna win still i think. her status affects are nice
Durstan: @dovakey havent u meet jesus ;D hahaha oh sorry thats a fairy tale ;D
RassilonDND: well, apparently the gods of awkward situations decided to descend on my life tonight. @Pal_Friendpatine First at dinner, the "streamer" the next table over decides to do a hot wing challenge (super spicy) and basically falls over the table into the fetal position next to me. And I get home and a portion of my apartment complex apparently caught fire
Dovakey: @Durstan yes i met him once. He was a cool dude till he moved back home
Pal_Friendpatine: Oh my @rassilondnd . Quite the eventful evening
red_shoes_jeff: SAVE THE KITTY!
Durstan: @Dovakey should have asked him then haha ;)
RassilonDND: @Pal_Friendpatine Today was the day they were testing the fire alarm too.
Dovakey: @Durstan he told me he wasnt related to jesus
Gascitygaming: jeez @RassilonDND are you alright?
Durstan: ahhahaha
RassilonDND: My apartment was spared, thankfully
BloodnBullets: matt still has the kitty shield, now is not the time to go all out
Pal_Friendpatine: @rassilondnd wattsLOL
Dovakey: kathleens dodge is pretty nice
Dovakey: evasion*
Pal_Friendpatine: @rassilondnd yes very thankfully
Dovakey: Aye i was right she won
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the cat feasts
silenceaux: to be fair he would still have to fight through blind / entangle / two evasive
SydPreviouslyHeadache: <3 Matt
djalternative: !resolute watchdog
Dovakey: @silenceaux which is why i thought he shoulda killed her first because him trying to beat status effects was gonna be tougher
djalternative: !card resolute watchdog
LRRbot: Resolute Watchdog [W] | Creature — Hound [1/3] | Defender / {1}, Sacrifice Resolute Watchdog: Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
djalternative: A 1/3 who has no activated abilities
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Yeah this is a fun game to watch
Durstan: its not s3 its adventure
Dovakey: Youll have a good night
Durstan: so its not new heroes more like coop mode ;D
Tiber727: Cats won't respect anyone who isn't willing to sacrifice another for themselves.
red_shoes_jeff: I look forward to the next episode of Dice Foes!
ShDragon: You 'Yadda Yadda's over the best part! ;)
Juliamon: You can't just yadda yadda slaps!
drfox17: wow, i just noticed kathleen's outfit. looks rad!
DiscordianTokkan: I'm so excited for Betrayal Legacy
Durstan: @DiscordianTokkan ye me2 ;D
Rhynerd: more betrayal legacy!
djalternative: we're all excited for betrayal legacy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: The Long Game is proving to be a great series
Pal_Friendpatine: Instead of fireworks i’ll be happily watching The Long Game
Juliamon: Cadence is so good. Every time I remember it exists I want to play it again.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: shadowrun has been great. and Cadance of Hyrule is also a fun watch
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Shovel Knight
Rhynerd: the finale!
Fruan: Hot take - Double Flood
red_shoes_jeff: THE MILDEW!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: or will the boss lose a third of it's health in one attack
Juliamon: I mean.... sort of??
Tiber727: The after the after the flood is lots of mosquitos.
djalternative: Out of curiosity for no particular reason, how long until ben's pizza is supposed to show up?
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
djalternative: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Pal_Friendpatine: Not being subbed to LRR right now I miss Spoopifer emote the most
djalternative: #GrittyCity
Rhynerd: price of order.
Pal_Friendpatine: Thank for the stream!! Fun
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Thanks for the stream
Durstan: TY for stream love from sweden ;D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OOOH
drfox17: ooo
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
TacitusVigil: Did somebody say X-Wing Miniatures?!?
Rhynerd: X-Wing Miniatures!
Pal_Friendpatine: I’d watch that for alternate play
tehlordofelves: Yup, as once seen on TableTop!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: have a good night everyone
red_shoes_jeff: Knight!
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night! geeklyOkay
Kaszoski: Thanks for the stream
Banrael: I just misread "Chandra, Fire Artisan" as "Chandra, Fire Alarm" - I think I need sleep.
Rhynerd: thanks for the stream and have agood night