tehcrashxor: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Summer League Part 1! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
tehcrashxor: Yay, moar canlander!
thraximore: who else is idling before the league?
the_last_hop: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
the_last_hop: get your moxes ready
Earthenone: !viewers
LRRbot: Stream is not live. 364 users in the chat.
bvorhies: I'm excited !
nurovi: jrhwhiBeautifulPig benjam40DrTPride
StormCountAt19: we're heeeeeeere
thraximore: benjam40MulRage benjam40MulRage benjam40MulRage
Kumakaori: oh we're only 5 minutes early.
thraximore: wow, 364 already here?
MuffinsOnAHill: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Summer League Part 1! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
Fruan: Gotta show up early if you want a good seat for the cowboy magic
r10pez10: peanuts! get your peanuts!
DoodlestheGreat: SOON(tm)
thraximore: and tomorrow is the 2020 prerelease. excited!
r10pez10: americans in chat, i hope you had a good july the fourth
thraximore: it went well, thanks
bvorhies: thanks it was wonderful
BrukadaAbido: am recovering from wisdom teeth being pulled on the second
angels_deserve_to_blblbl: Hi everyone, it's my first time on the stream I'm really excited !
r10pez10: MTG is good recovery TV
BrukadaAbido: especially canlander with the LRRcrew
NazakYuzak: Can confirm :)
nerdiusmaximus: My first time on the stream, too. Stoked!
r10pez10: welcome, welcome!
Croc64: I'm ready for some powerful magic
r10pez10: shouldn't be too far away
Radyin: !powerfulmagic
InquisitorGaia: oh good im on time
Croc64: And also ready to be disappointed at a lack of Dr Teeth benjam40DrTeeth
Herlo2: You ready for the powerful Magic Gang? banjem40Yee benjam40Haw
Feminine_Desires: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Summer League Part 1! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
Herlo2: oop, there was to be a benjam40Yee in there :P
Radyin: I am assuming no M20 cards this week, but maybe next time?
FurthestChunk55: ready for some real benjam40Cowboymulder Magic
Juliamon: You banned Jem instead of Ben'd jam
Gawein_Lyondree: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Summer League Part 1! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
Feminine_Desires: Hopefully I don't experience ads when this starts up
alpsumtg: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Summer League Part 1! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
Kumakaori: aww my wheeler sub expired ;-; i cant declare yeehaw with the best of ya.
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aitsu100: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
F1SHOR: benjam40Haw benjam40Yee
blast_shark: benjam40Smugmulder
Herlo2: those darn jems are just too oppressive! they needed to be banned for the sake of format diversity.
Juliamon: Here's a tip: opening the popout version of the stream via Chatty bypasses ads.
VoidSpinner: critroleBrian
bvorhies: what's playing tonight?
angels_deserve_to_blblbl: Since I never watched this show before, is there something I need to know before it starts ?
NazakYuzak: Canlander! @bvorhies
Feminine_Desires: @angels_deserve_to_blblbl have fun and be a nice person :D
Radyin: Do you know Canadian Highlander?
zuchen_120: The stakes have never been lower, except maybe ice cream.
bvorhies: who is playing?
Herlo2: the Summer League of the FNPF Canlander!
beowuuf: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
NotCainNorAbel: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Juliamon: !canlanderleague
LRRbot: Six player tournament where the records carry over. This time, players will use the same decks (with a few tweaks allowed) throughout the whole season. Summer League will begin 5 July!
r10pez10: why, that's today!
Radyin: If so, great! If not, also great!
Daring_Apprentice: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Summer League Part 1! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
Fruan: Ooh, no changing decks this time? Spicy!
Herlo2: ooooo, we're gonna see plenty of Sorensen, Black Mold, and (I'm guessing Cam will be re-running) Aristocrats!
r10pez10: as an EDH player, highlander is -very- different magic
Radyin: No deck changing means no M20 cards this league.
angels_deserve_to_blblbl: @Feminine_Desires Okay, I think I can do this Kappa
Earthenone: i hope they do a punishment system and make winning decks lose cards/points as it goes on
Juliamon: We don't know how strict they plan to be about the "same deck" rule.
Feminine_Desires: @angels_deserve_to_blblbl if you are referring to the format of Canadian Highlander, it's a 1v1 format 100 card singleton format with a vintage legality. Except that high powered cards are given points, and you can only have a max of 10 total points in your deck
blast_shark: I would imagine someone is jamming Jeskai midrange.
Croc64: "With a few tweaks allowed", so they can add M20 cards later
Herlo2: Next week will be the earliest point that M20 will be included in card selection. I'm -stoked- to see Alex cast Rotting Regisaur next week.
NazakYuzak: I believe they can "sideboard", but must keep the same deck
Radyin: @earthenone They banned ante. ;)
Daring_Apprentice: I'm hoping for that Medium Brown goodness
Juliamon: I wrote the command based on what they've said on stream about it.
angels_deserve_to_blblbl: @Feminine_Desires Oh didn't know that, thank you !
zuchen_120: Not live yet, right? Used to be sure on mobile.
Juliamon: Right
zuchen_120: Hard to be*
Trymantha: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Canadian Highlander Summer League Part 1! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrJUDGE lrrSCOOP lrrSIGNAL
Juliamon: Wait
NazakYuzak: here we go!
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
Juliamon: Never mind! We live!
Fruan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TheGamesBlog: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
aitsu100: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Feminine_Desires: :signal:oh
r10pez10: signal! refresh your stream if you can't see the timer
Feminine_Desires: I don't have the emote ;-;
red_shoes_jeff: "CONTACT" he shouts!
tehcrashxor: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
the_last_hop: benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride
blast_shark: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL benjam40DrTPride lrrSIGNAL
Trymantha: oh dam its an hour ealierr then i though
Croc64: benjam40DrTeeth benjam40DrTeeth benjam40DrTeeth benjam40DrTeeth benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40Mor benjam40Mor benjam40Mor benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder benjam40Smugmulder
iammorthos: what format are we playing tonight?
r10pez10: highlander tonight
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Feminine_Desires: :D
iammorthos: League or just General Highlander
Feminine_Desires: Much love
Feminine_Desires: Many thanks
Feminine_Desires: lrrHEART
r10pez10: start of the summer league
Cepsys: powerful magic!
eatingsomebagels: First!
eatingsomebagels: Damn
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Radyin: No music or is my audio borked?
DHAnubis: Glad I checked, email never popped for me
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ushiikun: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Juliamon: Quiet here
ardengnome: Time for some good old magic
spresle87: Hello!
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SteelCityExile: aw, yissss, Canlander!
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tehlordofelves: oh good, fnpf is late, I haven't missed any of it!
beowuuf: no music
Jarcarp: hi
kenny_roberts84: Hello
WitherManX27: FNM finished early tonight so I get to watch the whole stream PogChamp
wilko_234: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder emteegLIT
djalternative: hola amigos
ConjuredLynx: oh baby, i'm excited to see how they spice it up
eatingsomebagels: I’ve been looking forward to this all day :)
Mangledpixel: deafening silence
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Friday Night Paper Fight! Tonight it is Canadian Highlander Summer League Episode 1! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1147296324531830784
truediamondback: Wait my alert said long game?
eatingsomebagels: Alex is about to clean house
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r10pez10: !advice
LRRbot: Do the Beej thing.
monosceros: good evening everyone mathsquadHi
ZeniteZero: !badadvice
LRRbot: Enter the blaggole.
Fruan: Cue badger
angels_deserve_to_blblbl: Hello from France
thundervoice_1: FNPF!!!!
Thequickgreyfox: my alert said this was betrayal? what's the game tonight?
kenny_roberts84: BEEEJ FOR HEAD JUDGE
snowcookies: !findquote fight
LRRbot: Quote #2558: "Fight with the meat!" β€”Graham [2016-05-18]
jangeiras: good evening from Brazil :D
ZeniteZero: Not the blaggole O_O
GamemasterAnth: The Beej thing...like make that awesome joke about being able to see through time in that old Feed Dump segment?
ConjuredLynx: betrayal was last night, alerts seem to be messed up
ConjuredLynx: magic tonight
Juliamon: Tonight is Canlander Summer League
depositron: I was told that there would be a long game?
ushiikun: Highland League, let's see some broken things
mastershake29x: @Thequickgreyfox betrayal was yesterday, this is FNPF - canlander league
depositron: is Ben still smoking?
Sibwow: eggtime
thraximore: hell yeah
truediamondback: @thequickgreyfox yeah same here. Hope we didn’t miss it.
GamemasterAnth: Bring out the Bear deck, Graham!
djalternative: @Juliamon the Canlander MidSommer League?
Thequickgreyfox: rad, thanks for the clarification!
ZeniteZero: Glorious Discharge Kappa
eatingsomebagels: Good evening from Wisconsin πŸ„πŸ§€
r10pez10: that means there should be a VOD for betrayal
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depositron: Put a baby in me, Cam
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monosceros: gosh that intro is so lovely. always gets me
r10pez10: ellipse wipe!
thundervoice_1: FNPF: The Long Game
BrukadaAbido: that intro music sounds off
NazakYuzak: Go Cam Go! Go Cam Go!
ConjuredLynx: there is a vod for betrayal, and its is hilarious!
alpsumtg: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Herlo2: Canlander Leeeeeeeague letso go!
BrukadaAbido: more discordant
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun Audio is slightly out of sync.
thewinterhoard2414: Go Blue!
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secretbranch: The only way to tell if you guys are real canlander players is if you hit your land drops...Anyways, thanks for everything you guys do!!!
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thundervoice_1: benginDab benginDab benginDab
Herlo2: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Evochron13: Math is for Blockers
tehcrashxor: Card Kingdom Dot Com: A Dutchy of Value!
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NotCainNorAbel: Patrion: This is our fault.
r10pez10: Card Kingdom: Button Plz
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Math is for blockers.
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updraftelemental: what round is this?
monosceros: "you have brought this on yourselves!"
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Herlo2: A Kingdom of Kollectables!
musicianlol: Woo highlander!
Leedopo: @feminine_desires it is?
thraximore: !decks
LRRbot: Decklists are not available for the PPR. Enjoy the new set!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw
AlchemicalPanda: Bookkeeping is the word you wanted Serge
NotCainNorAbel: @updraftelemental round one
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: It's here!
thraximore: lrrbot no
Blasteg: why the F is twitch showing me stream is offline
GamemasterAnth: Highlander...there can be only one...
Sibwow: the stakes have been lower, but not by much
thraximore: this is the league
Kykiwi: the highest of the lowest stakes
Feminine_Desires: @Leedopo very slightly.
kenny_roberts84: I placed 2nd in my Canlander tournament. We play Sundays here
spresle87: CoolCat
jonasjonIV: can't make no changes
GuilKato: you aren't?
mtgvancity: Super excited to be able to watch tonight!
rarermonsters: Wheeler asked to bring Jund Counters to a FNPF... if only this was the one
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HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Same Archetypes.
ConjuredLynx: oooh, same archetype?
monosceros: same archetype?
Fluffasaurus: !deck
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electrum516: Canlander hype!!!
LoadingReadyRun: better for audio sync?
Vampiricsloth: league hype \O/
Fluffasaurus: !Decklist
LRRbot: Decklists are not available for the PPR. Enjoy the new set!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Sync looks better.
electrum516: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:49.
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun Many thanks
r10pez10: poor atemsis
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Thesius' Ship problem
Herlo2: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3735: "My pants are critical." β€”Ian [2016-12-13]
ConjuredLynx: I hope this doesn't get boring for the players
monosceros: same archetype, same key cards?
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Yay HIghlander Day!
Comrademik: ah, the decks of Theseus
prof_membrane: So it's the List Of Odysseus
Herlo2: New Mulligan hype!
r10pez10: oh whoa the lo'mo
electrum516: What have I missed i just got here? chat?!
GamemasterAnth: Aristocrats? So...a family walks into to show their vaudeville act to a talent agent, and it's all disgusting stuff done to each other?
Leedopo: awww no charbelcher?
ArcOfTheConclave: Goblins. What's that like? Mostly Blue-Black control.
snowcookies: You need a meeting to ratify things
musicianlol: London mull means wheeler is doing something degenerate right?
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Will there also be additional 6s, 5s, etc.?
tuckamanian: the london mulligan, i thought that was a love making position
tehcrashxor: Winningest Deck!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: *insert unwanted sports comment*
Blasteg: So we're calling it New York Mets now?
Croc64: No @CtrlUltDefeatLive , no more second anythings, same london mulligan as for all overs
TheAwkes: London mull leading to going up to maybe as many as 30 lands in some Wheeler creations?
Cepsys: this is a good death....
Agl0vale: as a browns fan that hurt a bit
GodImSoSorry: My life for Ner'zhul
Vampiricsloth: what is dead, may never die. :P
musicianlol: I think 30 lands is a bit high actually
CtrlUltDefeatLive: @Croc64 thank you!
noSmokeFire: most people leave behind bodies when they die
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thraximore: "the dictionary defines 'aristocrats' as a creature-synergy archetype that sacrifices minions for repeatable value"
spresle87: AristocatsπŸ™€πŸ˜»πŸ˜ΊπŸ˜ΈπŸ˜ΌπŸ˜½
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ushiikun: Lands is....broken
AlchemicalPanda: I'm so glad I had that nerve cluster moved @cepsys
Herlo2: Serge is on lands? *shocking*
r10pez10: lands is unique
Croc64: I guess Ben's stream roasting Serge for not playing Lands after Fastbond to 0 has really effected him
ushiikun: How did you win , if you didn't play lands
niccus: with that new M20 creature?
Vampiricsloth: Fastbond? :3
Kykiwi: fite fite fite!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Will you be playing Hovermyr in your lands deck? Kappa
Herlo2: Odds are Serge brings Blackgreen Scapeshift next week? B)
musicianlol: oh yeah fastbond 0 happened
kenny_roberts84: I'm playing GW Enchantress
nurovi: do we have lists?
bvorhies: Good luck
ulifernando01: New Lotus land is in there?
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espi: #FastBondToZero
noSmokeFire: chat is always ready to throw down
Fallen_Angel_Elizabeth: Good luck all!!
Kykiwi: but fast bond is at zero
Fallen_Angel_Elizabeth: mrsllaLove mrsllaLove PrideParty
Croc64: #FastbondtoOneJustToMessWithSerge
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: #FastbondTo10
kenny_roberts84: I play Fastbond
ushiikun: Did Serge get some of the sweet Lands tech out of MH1?
Raithencore235: I just realized that all the Mythic rares in Core 2020 are either creatures or Planeswalkers, no other card types
musicianlol: #Fastbondto11
tehcrashxor: Snek!
r10pez10: !cardreader on
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Vampiricsloth: thats a nice foil of snek frand
rarermonsters: No lands! *Whistle*
r10pez10: o7
monosceros: prognoserpent
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CaffeinatedLemur: 5+ Years of ... magic references, I blame the sea
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Earthenone: ty paul
thraximore: !card coiling oracle
LRRbot: Coiling Oracle [GU] | Creature β€” Snake Elf Druid [1/1] | When Coiling Oracle enters the battlefield, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/βˆ’1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
djalternative: That's not a secret Serge
LRRbot: Cabal Therapist [B] | Creature β€” Horror [1/1] | Menace / At the beginning of your precombat main phase, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, choose a nonland card name, then target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name.
Kykiwi: LUL
Cepsys: woof
MurficWPN: nice
Herlo2: gET in the clamp, Shinji
stacko84: Yeah, darn I only got a Brainstorm.
SuperGiraffe: that's a pretty foil
thraximore: Yes!
Earthenone: Begining
musicianlol: Ooh new tech
thraximore: can't wait to see it in action
ConjuredLynx: illegal play oof
Earthenone: you need to wait
Herlo2: woah woah, judge
ushiikun: Only at upkeep?
nurovi: can't?
thraximore: wait wai wait
tehlordofelves: that a trigger!
Sibwow: judge
bl1ghtn1n6: wait, can't do that
LRRbot: Oboro, Palace in the Clouds | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / {1}: Return Oboro, Palace in the Clouds to its owner's hand.
raicune: JUDGE
musicianlol: hol up
DolGrenn: You're already in your main phase
Jarcarp: lol
Croc64: OH GOD NO WAIT
ushiikun: wait
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature β€” Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.
devsfan19: Judge!
AirTony7: can't its not the beginning
tehlordofelves: UNDO!
CtrlUltDefeatLive: judge!
Joalni: lrrJUDGE
rarermonsters: So, that art is so great, but I really want an alter of Therapist that has Lucy's "Therapy 5c" sign
LRRbot: Tasigur, the Golden Fang [5B] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Shaman [4/5] | Delve / {2}{G/U}{G/U}: Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard, then return a nonland card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.
Juliamon: lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Growth Spiral [GU] | Instant | Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
boogietwoshoes: SERGE STAH{
Fluffasaurus: Oh no
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Cheat step
ConjuredLynx: !judge
Zhrang: Can’t do that
updraftelemental: this is an illegal play
StormCountAt19: Juuuuudge
Earthenone: ohh well im sure the judge will catch it
musicianlol: precombat main phase not postcombat
DontpingmePlayz: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
tehlordofelves: STAHP!
AlchemicalPanda: Go to cheat step
monosceros: Tasigur my precious SOFT BOY
stacko84: Judge!
Croc64: At the beginning
camelwizard: Judge!
TheMicah21: Its not the precombet main phase beginning
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: The wombo combo of Tasigur + Growth Spiral.
ZeniteZero: REL:AXED?
ContingentCat: House rule
CtrlUltDefeatLive: to be fair it is a new card
Earthenone: !findquote house rule
LRRbot: Quote #4847: "Whenever I make a mistake, that's a house rule." β€”Cameron [2018-03-26]
Croc64: "You saw nothing" He says, picking up his hand
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thraximore: everything's fine
Herlo2: Woah, did anyone else just blank out for about 40 seconds there?
DigitalSeahorse: have I missed much?
thraximore: lrrFINE
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:48.
ConjuredLynx: @DigitalSeahorse almost nothing, first game
DigitalSeahorse: oh good
Vampiricsloth: good ole scooze :3
Raithencore235: Is the power to forget as powerful as the ability to remember?
Herlo2: lrrFINE
Earthenone: i mean you can hit though brainstorm
Pocalem: Yay Camlander!
Earthenone: cant*
Driosenth: Judge question on protection: does an enchantment of color '1' states "tap enchanted card to deal damage, and the enchanted card is color '2'. Can a creature with protection from color '1' be targeted or protection from color '2' be targeted?
tuckamanian: i am going for cam
LRRbot: Sin Collector [1WB] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/1] | When Sin Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an instant or sorcery card from it and exile that card.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSERGE PrideBalloons lrrCAMERON PrideBalloons
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
tehcrashxor: You guessed Brainstorm, so you could have done that
nerdiusmaximus: so, no sacrificing for you this turn, cam
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
rarermonsters: The problem is he knew Serge could brainstorm in response to the trigger since he had blue up
LRRbot: Bayou | Land β€” Swamp Forest |
rarermonsters: And he'd lose his pilgrim for no probably value
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: @Driosenth Sounds like the enchantment is giving the creature the ability, so if I'm understanding you correctly, protection shouldn't apply.
r10pez10: combat trick? SIN!
TheWarbo: Permanents only
adamdaw: Clearly loved Legion
Quillpaw: aw, came in late again. have i missed much?
boogietwoshoes: Serge would have to brainstorm before Cam named a card tho right?
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Is there a big reason why Cam also runs green instead of just Mardu?
snowcookies: First match
musicianlol: green for mana dorks i think
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stacko84: He could respond to it going on the stack
thundervoice_1: That sounds correct to me. Play creatures and turn them sideways. #FairMagic
musicianlol: they can be saced later
rarermonsters: I'd like one that interprets "Sin Collector" like "I have an awesome collection of sins"
LRRbot: Liliana, the Last Hope [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Liliana [3] | +1: Up to one target creature gets βˆ’2/βˆ’1 until your next turn. / βˆ’2: Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / βˆ’7: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is two plus the number of Zombies you control."
Cepsys: oh wow that's some disturbing art
Kykiwi: oh no the good lili
r10pez10: Liliana "Deal Wit' It" Vess
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Attack his life points directly
boogietwoshoes: Is the ability already on the stack when Cam has to choose whether or not to sac? Is it similar to Aether Vial? @stacko84
monosceros: Liliana "Are You Not Entertained" Vess
Daring_Apprentice: @CtrlUltDefeatLive I think Green also has some of the best two bodies for one card, like Blisterpod
boogietwoshoes: Or am I way off here?
Hellishdream: My favorite Lili.
Croc64: @CtrlUltDefeatLive Green for mana dorks and easier color fixing is very good for aristocrats. The 4c build also get's a few green creatures that work very well with the aristocrat strat. As well, Mardu aristocrats is already so color dependant, that adding a 4th color doesn't really make you lose to blood moon/price/back to basics any more than you already did, and stuff like avacyns pilgrim and bird of paradise really can help the deck's ability to cast spells on and ahead of curve
nerdiusmaximus: decide whether to sac when ability resolves
thraximore: it does
stacko84: @boogietwoshoes Sac is part of the cost. It goes on the stack after it's payed, IIRC.
Phailhammer: "It's GG from me." "And it's GG from him." lrrBEEJ
espi: yes
Jikaran: LIli can get the tasigur back though right?
kenny_roberts84: Yes
MurficWPN: yes
Herlo2: Remember, you can tap the pilgrim before choosing to sacrifice it for mana, and still use that mana during the first main phase :)
bl1ghtn1n6: Yes
Croc64: Also, aristocrats has a lot of minor mana sinks like skullclamp, so having extra little ways to get that mana (and 1/1's to sac to it) are pretty good
Cepsys: i think so
nerdiusmaximus: yes, you can float
ushiikun: You should be able to, I think, though I'm no judge
Joalni: lrrJUDGE
JohnPraw: It's not a cost, so it happens on resolution.
musicianlol: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
thraximore: lrrJUDGE
ContingentCat: lrrJUDGE
Quillpaw: i feel like, yes?
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: It's a mana source
Vampiricsloth: koopaGG
r10pez10: hehehe
MungoDude: lrrJUDGE
kinesthetics: JUDGE
mentor42: Yes Young can
thewinterhoard2414: Pretty sure yes
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Mana sources don't use the stack
nerdiusmaximus: it's a triggered ability. you can respond
ritchards: chat can answer
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Raise your hand if you are having a good time
mentor42: Its a trigger, cameron got it right
musicianlol: play as an interrupt Kappa
Joalni: !card cabal therapist
LRRbot: Cabal Therapist [B] | Creature β€” Horror [1/1] | Menace / At the beginning of your precombat main phase, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, choose a nonland card name, then target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name.
ushiikun: Mana sources are Interrupts, so it should be fine.
Herlo2: Hi Jer! lrrHeart
rarermonsters: So chat, regardless of whether or not you know the answer: they're not going to listen to you because they have a judge they can ask
Herlo2: lrrHEART
r10pez10: avacyn's piglet
Kykiwi: XD
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: It is a mana source, mana sources don't use the stack
Kykiwi: thank jer
Feminine_Desires: "talk into my chest" is a quote XD
DigitalSeahorse: manPOT lrrHEART lrrSERGE lrrCAMERON manZZZ
nerdiusmaximus: trigger goes on. as it resolves decide. if you do, new trigger
Croc64: "Whisper sweet nothings upon my chest hair jeremy"
Herlo2: !addquote talk into my chest
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Bye Jer
Joalni: Thank you, Jer!
ConjuredLynx: Hi jer
ulifernando01: #Ruled
LRRbot: Yawgmoth, Thran Physician [2BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/4] | Protection from Humans / Pay 1 life, Sacrifice another creature: Put a βˆ’1/βˆ’1 counter on up to one target creature and draw a card. / {B}{B}, Discard a card: Proliferate.
Daring_Apprentice: Don't we all wish Jer would talk into our chests?
Kykiwi: the boi
nurovi: yoooo Cam
neuroplastique: isn't there another tasigur card?
DHAnubis: YAWG DADDYS HERE!
ArcOfTheConclave: "when" makes a second trigger
Cepsys: dramatic sting
r10pez10: physician, therapist...
niccus: spicy board! spicy board!
Vampiricsloth: banana king noooooo :(
Herlo2: hey chat, i just learned adding quotes is a mod-only command. Hope you all learned from my mistake :)
TheOtherTrevor: yes, it is also important that it can be responded to after the first trigger resolves and the therapy trigger is on the stack
boogietwoshoes: @stacko84 Thanks!
rarermonsters: Stupid Sexy Yawgmoth
kenny_roberts84: Nice
LRRbot: Oboro, Palace in the Clouds | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / {1}: Return Oboro, Palace in the Clouds to its owner's hand.
Croc64: What a nice cape/cloak
Kykiwi: mikaus
ArcOfTheConclave: Mikaus
whisperstocats: Mikaeus
CtrlUltDefeatLive: Mikaeus
ushiikun: Mikeaus
rarermonsters: Mike
Herlo2: Mikaeus!
Juliamon: Herlo2 We already have over 6000 quotes in the database. Can you imagine how many there'd be if ANYONE could add them?
niccus: yawgmoth does not have protection against flicking
tehlordofelves: !card mikaeus, the unhallowed
LRRbot: Mikaeus, the Unhallowed [3BBB] | Legendary Creature β€” Zombie Cleric [5/5] | Intimidate / Whenever a Human deals damage to you, destroy it. / Other non-Human creatures you control get +1/+1 and have undying.
Raithencore235: I opened a foil Yawgmoth from my box of MH1, so awesome ((planning to build an EDH deck)
ArcOfTheConclave: Good old tnn
Croc64: The distant sounds of a true name float through the office
engineerbudy: He was the Lunarch
Herlo2: @Juliamon to be honest with you, no. I really can't. That number sounds arbitrarily large o.O thanks for the info tidbit!
engineerbudy: Mikaeus that is
PiGuy2000: Quick, break out your rules lawyers to stop that!
Quillpaw: a do-nothing un card with "protection from non-human players"
mentor42: Mikaeus also gives his undying ability only to non-humans
nkcola: Is there a place to put clips from the stream?
Vampiricsloth: mikaeus really likes his friend Walking Ballista :3
mentor42: Rip eternal witnes
tuckamanian: i intend to rumble
Juliamon: nkcola Feel free to link them here or in the discord! I think there's a channel there specifically for clips.
mentor42: But mikaeus need a sac outlet to be good with balista sadly @vampiricsloth
nkcola: @Juliamon thanks!
musicianlol: Hey serge I dont see very many lands doing their thing here Kappa
DHAnubis: Yawgmoth being printed really makes me wish there was a good Wither commander printed in Jund
espi: Serge's "lands" deck looks suspiciously like just a pile of good BUG cards
nerdiusmaximus: Mikaus doesn't work with ballista like it does with triskelion. it gives nonhumans +1/+1.
fredx1111: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 22:46.
matthew_dauber: @DHAnubis scarecrow king is in jund technically
Driosenth: how does cam want to roll?
Quillpaw: i recommend rolling for initiative, cam!
huejackson5: hey can anyone tell cam that he's a star
LRRbot: Mesmeric Fiend [1B] | Creature β€” Nightmare Horror [1/1] | When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. / When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
Cepsys: nice!
DigitalSeahorse: Brb
mentor42: It works, it's an o-ring
PiGuy2000: The wombo combo!
The_Ninjurai: Non-land
DMGlol: quite a nice plains
DHAnubis: @matthew_dauber This is true, and there are a few just good jund commanders, but none of them synergize well with wither.
Vampiricsloth: that is true. @mentor42 Triskelion is the better choice sometimes :P
musicianlol: What plains is that (from what set i mean)?
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
SteelCityExile: nonland card, plz
ushiikun: And that's why it is all a single ability now, so you can't do exactly that.
huejackson5: yo anyone selling used dvds cause im buying
Quillpaw: legally distinct nahiri
Kykiwi: LUL
Vampiricsloth: i still need to build my lord windgrace deck lol i got all the pieces just not sleeved them all up
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
Croc64: That is either a BFZ or Oath of the Gatewatch plains I believe @musicianlol
LoadingReadyRun: FYI tonight's decklists are listed on the stats spreadsheet at lrr.cc/canleague
nerdiusmaximus: are all kor the same to you?
alpsumtg: link is broken
monosceros: is the stoneforge mystic nahiri?
Kykiwi: 2
mentor42: @vampiricsloth walking balista is still better since it gives the better hulk-piles
Kykiwi: that was 2
Hellishdream: 2.
nerdiusmaximus: Just the same race
Domomaru: i believe in you cameron. i just got here but i know you can turn it around
Hellishdream: Those kill animations were horrible.
nerdiusmaximus: the first dead space
espi: That's not Dead Space cam, that was a government facility
alpsumtg: oops sorry link works but my twitch had a problem
LoadingReadyRun: alpsumtg it works for me
Tartarga: I remember that minigame. It was horrifying.
LRRbot: Growth Spiral [GU] | Instant | Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
The_Ninjurai: Oh, I was thinking the library that is a land and draws cards when they said Sylvan Library
Quillpaw: life totals basically mean nothing in this sort of format, i've learned. until someone is at 0, they can bring it back.
Herlo2: @The_Ninjurai Were you thinking of Library of Alexandria?
Vampiricsloth: i like ballista since its a 0 drop that hulks with mikaeus and i have infinite mana generating combos so its a neat little thing :3
alpsumtg: woah Jer playing 5c aluren, can't wait
The_Ninjurai: Yeah, that is it, Herlo2 . Was confused how Mesmeric Fiend took a land lol
Catastrophil: such value
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature β€” Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play the top card of your library if it's a land card. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
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Herlo2: @alpsumtg where did you see that? Twitter?
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
alpsumtg: @herlo2 There's a link if you scroll up
Quillpaw: come on brain, think of things, come on brain, be so smart
ContingentCat: wow big mood
TheWarbo: lrrCAMERON vs seabatBRAIN
ConjuredLynx: you got it cam!
kenny_roberts84: Braining is hard
Herlo2: ohhh, the decklists link gotcha
Croc64: When you're halfway through magic and chill and the Aristocrats player goes "Alright come on brain"
Jarcarp: lrrFINE
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eye_h_bar: Yay Highlander!
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TheWarbo: !quote 3702
LRRbot: Quote #3702: "No, Brain! It's not! It's not! Brain, you're not helping!" β€”Cameron [2016-11-25]
mentor42: He should start playing cump blockers and equipping them with skullclamp
Earthenone: also doing a good portion of cams health in damage :P
mentor42: Maybe
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Hellishdream: This is why you never take Yawgmoth's Bargain.
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
huejackson5: cam pls i love you
Herlo2: uh oh
Croc64: All his chump blockers have 1 toughness awkwardly
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
Croc64: Mr Yawg no!
thraximore: crop is busted
FurthestChunk55: crop rotation is not a fair card
thraximore: :D
Rotundatio: since when does LRRbot automaticly post the card text. Its pretty amatzing
Jarcarp: lrrSCOOP
Cepsys: see everyone. he won with a land....mostly
mentor42: You get a blocker with recruiter
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DolGrenn: Recruiter could have searched for something good there, but yeah
Fluffasaurus: Wait I thought it was pointed O.o
kenny_roberts84: 2 points at least
Earthenone: just point the lands. problem solved
mentor42: Hey! You get a blocker with recruiter
Croc64: Would it not also depend on what cam get's off recruiter? Probably too far to come back from having to tutor for a chump blocker though
benjamin_wheeler: @croc64 That’s Doctor to you!
spimmmm: how many lands would wheeler play in lands if wheeler would play lands?
alpsumtg: pointed Karakas benjam40WheelerKappa
biancaTree: This concede is a little bit weird...
Croc64: I imagine if cam has to tutor too chump and you can't replay it, you're kinda dead
TheWarbo: "lied"
ConjuredLynx: marit large lol
Fluffasaurus: benjam40Smugmulder
Catastrophil: @spimmmm like, 9, maybe?
huejackson5: id never lie to you cammy
xythrogar: Merit Large
Quillpaw: marit is very, very large
noSmokeFire: marge simpson
Herlo2: Ben in chat, commence the Yeehaws!
ContingentCat: Hey crop rotation is a great agricultural practice
mentor42: Serge also only had 2 green mana
Herlo2: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40Haw
Daring_Apprentice: more like Marit Thicc
thraximore: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Croc64: @benjamin_wheeler I only recognize one Doctor Wheeler! benjam40DrTeeth benjam40DrTeeth benjam40DrTeeth
alpsumtg: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
chrisvonclause: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
Croc64: There should probably be a comma there
Banrael: cheer200 Yay, working from home == less commute == I can actually watch things after work.
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Croc64: Now it looks like I'm calling ben a doctor
alpsumtg: benjam40Cowboymulder
Loonatic93: Lands has been getting away from playing lands...
nerdiusmaximus: lol
Earthenone: landless lands
wilhelmdeath: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
ContingentCat: I see Poker Face Yager is here again
tuckamanian: what is a london mulligan?
Croc64: Thinking about life is on the stack
eatingsomebagels: I don’t understand why it’s called lands. What does it do?
Herlo2: remember chat, Moxen are technically spells B)
Booster6: we all do serge
Croc64: Thinking about life has resolved
Earthenone: !mulligan
nerdiusmaximus: magic now. life later
kanimaras: yoo is my name, thanks!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: *in paper
FurthestChunk55: in paper, yeah
TheWarbo: !lm
LRRbot: We will be using the London Mulligan today, as it will be used for the prerelease and all sets going forward. You can read about how it works here: https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/london-mulligan-2019-06-03
Earthenone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlptLyxf_bY is the mulligan
ContingentCat: Since it's Canadian Highlander is it London [Ontario] Mulliagn?
kenny_roberts84: Yes
thraximore: it seems likely that it will be officially adapted
Pocalem: Nice @ContingentCat
alpsumtg: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: benjam40WheelerKappa benjam40WheelerKappa benjam40WheelerKappa
Croc64: I even run a league on MTGO for canadian highlander, on the canadian highlander discord
Croc64: So we've got a lot of people playing with the london mulligan online
ushiikun: Graham's video was great, as a way to show some people exactly how the new one worked.
TheAwkes: How many lands, if any, does @benjamin_wheeler expect to add to decks with the London mulligan in mind?
huejackson5: cam w/o scarf gives me less daddy vibes which im not super into.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Wheeler played 8-land Belcher even with the London Mulligan on MTGO.
TheWarbo: And relevant to this format more, you put a card on the bottom, *then* choose whether to mulligan.
LRRbot: Overgrown Tomb | Land β€” Swamp Forest | As Overgrown Tomb enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Herlo2: I would guess -2, on average @TheAwkes ;)
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I don't think he plans on adding any lands.
Raithencore235: I'm curious as to if Serge considered running Muldrotha in this deck to be able to bring lands (and other permanents) back from the graveyard?
LRRbot: Bojuka Bog | Land | Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield tapped. / When Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield, exile all cards from target player's graveyard. / {T}: Add {B}.
Earthenone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlptLyxf_bY = video paul just mentioned
thraximore: !card lotus vale
LRRbot: Lotus Vale | Land | If Lotus Vale would enter the battlefield, sacrifice two untapped lands instead. If you do, put Lotus Vale onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add three mana of any one color.
howlinglotus: The mad man
Kramburger: TECH
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Wierd flex, but I like it.
r10pez10: two-headed judge's tower hype
Vampiricsloth: the mindgames :D
PiGuy2000 flips table FlipThis
thraximore: !card lotus valley
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000
thraximore: what's the new lotus land getting printed in 2020?
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fredx1111: !card lotus field
LRRbot: Lotus Field | Land | Hexproof / Lotus Field enters the battlefield tapped. / When Lotus Field enters the battlefield, sacrifice two lands. / {T}: Add three mana of any one color.
LRRbot: Blooming Marsh | Land | Blooming Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Doomed Dissenter [1B] | Creature β€” Human [1/1] | When Doomed Dissenter dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
thraximore: thanks @fredx1111
fredx1111: no
Fatty_Oneish: Thanks for the PrideTake @notcainnorabel
TheWooglie: It's always favourable to let the other guy die for their country.
SamanthaVess: Bloomed Dissenter 4Head
fredx1111: *np
ushiikun: !card lotus vale
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
DHAnubis: Which center?
Herlo2: all I see are two creatures stapled together
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with converted mana cost X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
SamanthaVess: "Green Sun for 2" Ben Wheeler begins sweating
Quillpaw: okay, i admit i'm very slow on this sort of thing, but i never figured out why this deck archetype was called aristocrats
Earthenone: one side has below average draft creatures one side has mox and tutors
AirTony7: powerful magic
TheWarbo: sergeFriend
LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature β€” Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
ushiikun: Bear Force One Hype
AtrusOfMyst: Green Sun's for Dryad Arbor
SamanthaVess: @Quillpaw Because the RTR standard deck ran Cartel and Falkenrath Aristocrat
Omega_Lairon: Bear Force Sun
howlinglotus: Bear Forced Pun seems like a good name to get some eye rolls
Herlo2: @Quillpaw the deck name comes from two cards in the original builds from Gatecrash Standard, Cartel Aristocrat and Falkenrath Aristocrat
Quillpaw: oh, really? i kept trying to figure out how it related to the joke.
Diabore: i block. iblockiblockiblock
Blasteg: oof I'm late. Same league players?
TheWooglie: !card aristocrat
LRRbot: Did you mean: Cartel Aristocrat; Falkenrath Aristocrat; Vampire Aristocrat; Indulgent Aristocrat; Cephalid Aristocrat
Earthenone: !players
LRRbot: Today's PPR players are: James, Serge, Cori, Graham, Kathleen, Ben, Cameron, and Adam.
thraximore: lrrbot no
ConjuredLynx: she's a pro for sure
Loonatic93: Sylvan Caryatid is an uncharacteristicly creepy green card.
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
djalternative: Which PPR was Melissa on again?
Croc64: I mean it can also look like an absolute pile if you don't understand what the deck does, so in a way, it does inspire emotions of confusion and disgust when you look at a deck of 1/1's for 2
TheWarbo: Yeah four of those five cards LRRbot named fit the archetype
LRRbot: Savannah | Land β€” Forest Plains |
AtrusOfMyst: MDT Top 8'd a GP, yes?
LRRbot: Taiga | Land β€” Mountain Forest |
Croc64: And then slowly you see the goblin bombardments, and you realize it's a machine
Loonatic93: The eye of the Taiga!
wilhelmdeath: benjam40WheelerKappa benjam40WheelerKappa benjam40WheelerKappa benjam40WheelerKappa
BleedingToast: @djalternative i think it was rivals of ixalan
Radyin: If we could get Melissa DeTora and Allison Luhrs on a PPR again… I’d watch it.
fredx1111: @AtrusOfMyst yes. with a bant restoration angel deck
LRRbot: Kolaghan's Command [1BR] | Instant | Choose two β€” / β€’ Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / β€’ Target player discards a card. / β€’ Destroy target artifact. / β€’ Kolaghan's Command deals 2 damage to any target.
Karfsma778: It doesn't get sliced, it doensn't get diced
Earthenone: honestly my yugioh decks look a lot like aristocrats :P
djalternative: @BleedingToast thanks
ushiikun: When there is a PPR, I'll watch it.
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
alpsumtg: bye points
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land β€” Forest Island |
huejackson5: Buying used dvds and house plants, no blurays.
PrancerInflatableReindeer: 2 pointed cards for one
LRRbot: Tasigur, the Golden Fang [5B] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Shaman [4/5] | Delve / {2}{G/U}{G/U}: Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard, then return a nonland card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.
ConjuredLynx: look at all these lands plays
ushiikun: Tas-ee-gray!
djalternative: !card swamp
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land β€” Swamp | [B]
SirZapdos: I want a banana this big!
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. / {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.
rarermonsters: "Paint me like one of your trench gorgers"
BleedingToast: i rather like the new art of tasigur
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land β€” Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
alpsumtg: pew pew
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | Dragonskull Summit enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
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Quillpaw: tasigur, the quite fashionable necklace
secretbranch: it's a banana, tasigur, not a "golden fang"
radioshackraider: Cam is looking quite youthful today
LRRbot: Thragtusk [4G] | Creature β€” Beast [5/3] | When Thragtusk enters the battlefield, you gain 5 life. / When Thragtusk leaves the battlefield, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
kenny_roberts84: Basilisk Collar and Goblin Sharpshooter is a good combo
Kykiwi: LUL
SirZapdos: serge repping all the stars of standards past
Dog_of_Myth: The Swag is back
I_Am_Clockwork: Heyho friends
FurthestChunk55: well that's a game sliding steadily out of control
Croc64: It feels good to be king (of bananas)
ushiikun: Collar goblins sounds good.
bl1ghtn1n6: This is literally the first time I've seen anyone activate Tasigur
I_Am_Clockwork: how goes the Highlander?
Blasteg: Cam was like You're asking me?
tastethebeams: I love Cam's nails
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Cam could have also choose Dig or the mox
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Not just the cards put there by Tas
fredx1111: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise exiled of tasigur
Dog_of_Myth: Graveyard was exiled
LRRbot: Butcher Ghoul [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie [1/1] | Undying
SamanthaVess: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise They're exiled
DolGrenn: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise They were exiled to Tasigur's delve
TheAwkes: TheSoundOfWhiteNoise they are both exiled by delve.
Earthenone: its Delicious
Croc64: Dig and the mox were delved away to play tasigur
rarermonsters: Because he's full of beef
noSmokeFire: thragtusk gives great massages
Diabore: theyre a hearty meal
SamanthaVess: RIP that guys chat notifications LUL
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Ohhh, sorry
blast_shark: It's the milk
Ferisar: it's big and comfy to hug
ArmadilloAL: It comes with 5 life worth of bacon.
SirZapdos: Vapor Snag -> Thragtusk -> Lifebane Zombie. Oops
Booster6: !goblin sharpshooter
MurficWPN: yes
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. / {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.
Kykiwi: tokens do die
thraximore: yes
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Karfsma778: They still DIE, they just immediately vanish
Dumori: Yes
Quillpaw: if i remember correctly they hit the yard then evaporate
zacharyisom: Canlandiaaaaah go cam
kinesthetics: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ushiikun: yes, goes to the yard before it ceases to exist.
tuckamanian: i want a puppy
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't do that here.
kinesthetics: Untap him cam
Clan_Dookie: shooter untaps?
FurthestChunk55: the sharpshooter would have untapped again
Karfsma778: They got it
TheAwkes: Serge "Two Moxen" Yager
FurthestChunk55: ah, we got there by cheating Kappa
Blasteg: Are Moxes lands?
bvorhies: Turtle power
bvorhies: !
tastethebeams: @Blasteg no
Quillpaw: they're like lands, only better
FurthestChunk55: (because iirc sharpshooter doesn't untap normally)
ArmadilloAL: Yep. All creatures go to the graveyard when they die. It's not until state-based effects are checked until afterwards that the game goes "Wait, why did you degenerates put this token in the graveyard? They don't go here!".
mick_myage: can we unify serges graveyard?
alpsumtg: what made the turtle?
PrancerInflatableReindeer: !banana
djalternative: moxen are the best lands
Earthenone: moxes are lands that dont use your one land per turn rule
LRRbot: Drowned Catacomb | Land | Drowned Catacomb enters the battlefield tapped unless you control an Island or a Swamp. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle your library. / Draw a card.
Catastrophil: Serge could just call his deck "Australia"
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: @mick_myage some of those are in exile iirc
Croc64: Hey that thragtusk should be under the second tasigur activated land
Earthenone: thragtusk made the turtle
Croc64: I really doubt it will matter but still
mick_myage: @Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver how were they exiled? pretty sure they are both there due to k-command
ContingentCat: !findquote turtle
LRRbot: Quote #3439: "No turtle has ever thrived." β€”Maria [2016-09-18]
ushiikun: so many foils
FurthestChunk55: cam could be sneaking in extra damage, sharpshooter untaps off of opponent's stuff dying too iirc
Earthenone: @mick_myage they were dlved away to pay for tassigur
FurthestChunk55: !card Goblin Sharpshooter
LRRbot: Goblin Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin [1/1] | Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. / Whenever a creature dies, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. / {T}: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
itomeshi: wow.... Ponder is OP
noSmokeFire: putting in long hours at the blasting station
sladibraslov_windsm: wait im sorry serge just shuffles kalitas against aristocrats??????????
mick_myage: @Earthenone @Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver whoops!
Quillpaw: just keep diggin'
LRRbot: Coiling Oracle [GU] | Creature β€” Snake Elf Druid [1/1] | When Coiling Oracle enters the battlefield, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.
Tkellyosu: uhhhhh
SamanthaVess: Never punished
Croc64: Execution is perfect
ArmadilloAL: Galaxy brain plays there.
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Vampiricsloth: are those Mirage forest?
SirZapdos: ice age
ArmadilloAL: Yeah, setting it up perfectly is just star cluster brain. Taking the opportunity to set it up, passing, and then getting it anyway is galaxy brain.
LRRbot: Plaguecrafter [2B] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [3/2] | When Plaguecrafter enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. Each player who can't discards a card.
Radyin: How many lands are in a β€œnormal” Canlander deck?
alpsumtg: about 30-35
TheWarbo: he saw the line
Blasteg: misclick on paper?
Croc64: @Radyin depends heavily on the archetype. A midrange deck sits at 34-36 on the average
nurovi: 36+ for control
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
FurthestChunk55: good ol' clique
LRRbot: Tithe Taker [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/1] | During your turn, spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast and abilities your opponents activate cost {1} more to activate unless they're mana abilities. / Afterlife 1
Quillpaw: as someone with an affinity for midnight prereleases, can confirm misclicks happen in paper
Croc64: Control and hardcore lands decks go above 36+ very regularly
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
itomeshi: So, chat... I just inherited a bunch of Ice Age, Antiquities, etc. era cards from an ex-player. Any recommendations on what do do with them?
Herlo2: @Radyin I've seen about 32-36 on average, though the number is very archetype dependent as well
LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature β€” Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
djalternative: The odds are ~40% assuming you keep a hand of seven
Croc64: And an aggro deck can go "yeah 32" or even "yeah 22"
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: not too shabby
azureHaights: Bounce the Clique... replay the Clique... double-clique Cam...
zacharyisom: Alllllllllll gassssssssssss
alpsumtg: ben often goes for the latter @croc64
LRRbot: Grafted Wargear [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+2. / Whenever Grafted Wargear becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent. / Equip {0}
LRRbot: Negate [1U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell.
Croc64: I mean *I* go for the latter alot alpsumtg
thraximore: lrrWOW
kinesthetics: oeuf
DolGrenn: Ooh! Negate
alpsumtg: hehe
Croc64: 23 lands is 1 land too many when you're deck is filled with 1 drops
wilhelmdeath: big oof
kenny_roberts84: Shit
Daring_Apprentice: Ain't nobody fresher than my clique
SamanthaVess: Big ouphe
Jarcarp: oof
LRRbot: Pawn of Ulamog [1BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Shaman [2/2] | Whenever Pawn of Ulamog or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
Vampiricsloth: prawn?
Herlo2: Methinks the Cleveland Browns may not be bringing it home, tonight :(
djalternative: Prawn of Ulamog goes great in some louisiana style gumbo
alpsumtg: charbelcher goes in an aggro deck, right benjam40WheelerKappa
Quillpaw: aw, lil googly metroid
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land β€” Forest Plains | As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Raithencore235: Seeing this format just makes me realize how strangely foreign the decks I run are compared to these, let alone the fact that the format I play is Commander
Vampiricsloth: u can't pay life you don't have :(
Croc64: Curse you magic, not even allowing Cam to die on his own terms
Blasteg: oooooof
Loonatic93: Wow... That's rough.
thraximore: do it now
FurthestChunk55: is that beej dying in the background
tacocpu: I love cam's laugh
bvorhies: Good game
DigitalSeahorse: :O
ushiikun: Ben vs Ben
Croc64: I think Ben'll take it frankly
tacocpu: lrrCAMERON is the best
Croc64: Ben's deck is typically pretty good vs Ben's deck, so
huejackson5: no pls dont leve cam
zacharyisom: Rummmmmmmblin
alpsumtg: oof I have to sleep before Bens
CtrlUltDefeatLive: These streams always makes me want to build a new deck
DigitalSeahorse: I hope the final match is another Wheeler vs Alex :D
nurovi: how dare you say that about Ben Croc
djalternative: Ben v Ben 2HG game where they both pilot one deck on each team
Leedopo: please let wheeler be on eggs
skiddles01: I have a feeling Ben is going to win that game
Croc64: Look, Ben is just more likely to succeed vs Ben, it's just the reality nurovi
1figment: hello
Jorge4hg: Ben is gonna win
Croc64: I don't write the script, I just evaluate the actors
alpsumtg: I should really sleep right now for PPR sake but I want to see Aluren
nurovi: It's a harsh world we live in then
AdamYMHMI: Ben is gonna lose I expect.
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bl1ghtn1n6: !deck
ConjuredLynx: casting director croc
InquisitorGaia: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 51:54.
DigitalSeahorse: nah I think Ben's gonna woop Ben's butt
djalternative: !updog
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Radyin: I like this song of my hometown.
AdamYMHMI: We'll probably all turn out to be wrong and Ben will draw.
alpsumtg: has Aluren ever been a popular archetype? I see it very rarely, for example doomsday seems to be more common
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DigitalSeahorse: I don't have the YEEEEHAW to cheer with atm lrrAWW ssandRAINBOW benginButt
Leedopo: Browns done in sub-50:00, seems about right.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
CaptainEnder7: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 54:46.
alpsumtg: !uptime
stutter4life: i made it!!! I don't have to wait for youtube!!!
stutter4life: how many games have they played?
espi: this is The Messenger soundtrack right?
alpsumtg: i made it at 3 a.m. :D
Earthenone: 1 match
ConjuredLynx: first round done
ConjuredLynx: serge won over cam
stutter4life: right on!!!
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: !bgc
Radyin: !findquote serge
LRRbot: Quote #5281: "Serge is in white, in the sense that he's in all colours combined together." β€”Paul [2018-08-24]
nurovi: jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig
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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig
stutter4life: I almost went to Friday night magic and I would of missed this
Croc64: Wait, Magic is happening?
kinesthetics: BWA BWA BWA BWAHHHh
jonasjonIV: so powerful no table friend
DigitalSeahorse: manBRO slytqWand
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: jrhwhiAlwaysLucky jrhwhiAlwaysLucky jrhwhiAlwaysLucky jrhwhiAlwaysLucky
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: summer games done quick
matthew_dauber: issa ben benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Croc64: I thought this was a live stream for a canadian live roleplay set in the highlander universe?
djalternative: Canlander Midsummer's Night's League
Croc64: Well Im out
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alpsumtg: that's not Alex
alpsumtg: did I miss something?
tacocpu: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
djalternative: no. Alex is in the last round on camera
DigitalSeahorse: wait how can they have scores of 3?....did it go 3/5?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: George!
ConjuredLynx: ooo, an alex vs ben match
FurthestChunk55: Mana George is great
Karfsma778: George is a hell of a card
ConjuredLynx: seems spicey
spimmmm: 3 points for a win, 1 for a draw, 0 for a loss
Earthenone: @DigitalSeahorse in magic its 3 points per win, one for a draw
DigitalSeahorse: ah
FurthestChunk55: b e r s e r k
kinesthetics: My love for you is like a truck
thraximore: hahaha wheeler was talking about berserk on the stream yesterday
Croc64: Berserk: It kills the people all the very dead
stutter4life: so 100 deck?
Blasteg: !card Berserk
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
Earthenone: !canlander
LRRbot: Canadian Highlander is a Vintage singleton format with no ban list. Visit https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/ for more information or watch an introductory video by our North 100 crew here: https://youtu.be/kv-AKGSJEh0 . Find games on MTGO by opening #CanHighlander chat.
FurthestChunk55: did Ben aggressively play Guts' theme from Berserk at you, Ben?
FurthestChunk55: Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: all the very ded
LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land β€” Mountain Forest | As Stomping Ground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
alpsumtg: let's go
thraximore: Ben
LRRbot: Ghitu Lavarunner [R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/2] | As long as there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, Ghitu Lavarunner gets +1/+0 and has haste.
LRRbot: Black Lotus [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.
Earthenone: weird, theres no snow on that mountain
tastethebeams: PogChamp
LRRbot: Sulfuric Vortex [1RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Sulfuric Vortex deals 2 damage to that player. / If a player would gain life, that player gains no life instead.
tastethebeams: OH BABY
alpsumtg: Hello deez nutz
djalternative: Moun-Paul Rud
thraximore: hahaahaha
nurovi: ow
Croc64: HO LORD
kinesthetics: POWERFUL MAGIC
zed_fatalis: oh hey its my tuition on the board
DHAnubis: Well thats a start
Radyin: !quote 4703
LRRbot: Quote #4703: "Things are getting powerfully fine in here." β€”Cameron [2018-02-23]
rarermonsters: Lavarunner, what is this, Standard?
Daring_Apprentice: Laughs in Mono-Red!!!!!
bl1ghtn1n6: Wow
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Karfsma778: T1 Vortex seems good
blast_shark: Turn 1 vortex benjam40Mor
ShDragon: Hot diggity.
Croc64: benjam40Mor benjam40Mor benjam40Mor
Earthenone: no kidding
StormCountAt19: Well 7 points in a sulfuric vortex may be worth it
LRRbot: Coiling Oracle [GU] | Creature β€” Snake Elf Druid [1/1] | When Coiling Oracle enters the battlefield, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.
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LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature β€” Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Mattmitchell45: Please don't kill me with my own Lotus!
Karfsma778: Take twoo
nurovi: was gonna say, isn't that Jer's lotus?
alpsumtg: flashbacks benjam40Mulder
Quillpaw: ah yes, the unpopular, oft-debated idea that lotus is a good card
ConjuredLynx: pauls interjections add so much to these streams, they're hilarious
Kykiwi: #fairmagic
BrukadaAbido: you can tell from the C :P
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
Earthenone: the one lander i see
LRRbot: Scrubland | Land β€” Plains Swamp |
matufin0: you only need 1 with Black lotus
LRRbot: Man-o'-War [2U] | Creature β€” Jellyfish [2/2] | When Man-o'-War enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.
Kykiwi: one land is all mone red needs
agi_lily: !decklists
LRRbot: Decklists and other data for the League are at lrr.cc/canleague
rarermonsters: Jer it's not "Excitingland"
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
StormCountAt19: Forgot vortex bois
mtgaiden: Are those proxies?
thraximore: nope
alpsumtg: nope
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mtgaiden: Noice
Karfsma778: Some might be CE, though
FurthestChunk55: "i should be paying attention" as he forgets another vortex trigger
tehcrashxor: Ben's sleeves are fantastic
Quillpaw: my d&d game is about to start, will have to catch the rest of this on the vod. good luck and good games everybody!
mtgaiden: Didn’t know Ben had a lotus lol
Karfsma778: Nah, that one was taken care of
thraximore: lol that belongs to Jer I think
BrukadaAbido: @mtgaiden He doesn't, but Jer's cube does
LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage to that permanent or player instead.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Not really thinning.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The lotus is Jer's
mtgaiden: Ah I see
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
shameshamemtg: HI Jeremy!!!!!!
thraximore: !card grim lava
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
Karfsma778: it's so GRIM
FurthestChunk55: i swear he fixed one then forgot the one for that turn
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
FurthestChunk55: but oh well
LRRbot: Aluren [2GG] | Enchantment | Any player may cast creature spells with converted mana cost 3 or less without paying their mana cost and as though they had flash.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig jrhwhiBeautifulPig
alpsumtg: ooh
Earthenone: lrrSCOOP
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
nurovi: uh oh
Kykiwi: uh oh
gamercat88: you gunna aluren today
Croc64: Oh dear
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: gg
alpsumtg: benjam40DrTeeth
LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature β€” Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Uh oh
kinesthetics: uh oh
monosceros: duel of symmetry
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Oh no
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LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature β€” Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
kinesthetics: oh no
TheWarbo: #DisplayedAnInfiniteLoop
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monosceros: recruiters, sub-recruiters, ghost recruiters
A_Dub888: !findquote recruit
LRRbot: Quote #4786: "Sometimes I'll just recruit guys, then strip all their gear off" β€”Alex [2018-03-14]
LRRbot: Dream Stalker [1U] | Creature β€” Illusion [1/5] | When Dream Stalker enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
scarlet_feverish: well ben tried xD
noSmokeFire: a robust hr department
kinesthetics: OH NO
Radyin: Aluren also has great flavor text.
LRRbot: Cavern Harpy [UB] | Creature β€” Harpy Beast [2/1] | Flying / When Cavern Harpy enters the battlefield, return a blue or black creature you control to its owner's hand. / Pay 1 life: Return Cavern Harpy to its owner's hand.
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ContingentCat: the recruit the other side
thraximore: !card aluren
LRRbot: Aluren [2GG] | Enchantment | Any player may cast creature spells with converted mana cost 3 or less without paying their mana cost and as though they had flash.
TheWarbo: Some of them are phantasmal images of imperial recruiters paul
LRRbot: Parasitic Strix [2U] | Artifact Creature β€” Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Parasitic Strix enters the battlefield, if you control a black permanent, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
tacocpu: Thanks Aluren!
BrukadaAbido: recruiting recruiters is how you recruit recruits paul!
Kykiwi: weow
ConjuredLynx: oh man
Kykiwi: wait
DolGrenn: Sulfuric Vortex
blast_shark: Can't gain life, though
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Wow
espi: Vortex
thraximore: wait but you cant gain life
Kykiwi: vortec
Blasteg: GG
Houseboy23: how does he play the critters for free?
alpsumtg: ggs
kalateth: holy cray
Aarek: I have demonstrated a loop!
nurovi: sick
ShDragon: Wowza.
kinesthetics: oeuf
rarermonsters: Aluren
kinesthetics: OEUF
ermahgherditschris: what about vortex
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: benjam40Haw T
Reioumu: Vortex
Earthenone: !judge
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ConjuredLynx: I think it still wins
alpsumtg: jeez
Kykiwi: big cheats
spimmmm: jer going to cheat step as usual
Kykiwi: XD
ConjuredLynx: 2 to 1
nerdiusmaximus: still wins
espi: He still wins
Croc64: Jer should still have enough life even through Vortex
TheWarbo: It's still fine in terms of Jer down 1, Ben down 2 tho
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: yeah math still works
thraximore: yes?
hidingbox: lrrJUDGE
FurthestChunk55: also he can probably just find a rec sage
Mattmitchell45: King of cheats
whisperstocats: Seems correct
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I think so. Jer needs 8 triggers of Parasitic Strix
Croc64: Jer can pay 10 life worth to deal 20 total
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Er, 7
ConjuredLynx: good catch though
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: So Jer only pays 7 life?
Croc64: Technically can pay 11 if jer is willing to just lose
LRRbot: Sulfuric Vortex [1RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Sulfuric Vortex deals 2 damage to that player. / If a player would gain life, that player gains no life instead.
thraximore: Glad we caught it tho
stutter4life: wait is this vintage/morden??
Kykiwi: that is a neat combo thought
alpsumtg: !canlander
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Houseboy23: what allowed him to play the creatures for free?
kinesthetics: aluren
bangs8888: Aluren
ShDragon: That's a yikes from me.
FurthestChunk55: !card Aluren
LRRbot: Aluren [2GG] | Enchantment | Any player may cast creature spells with converted mana cost 3 or less without paying their mana cost and as though they had flash.
Houseboy23: thank you
stutter4life: I like that
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I also like Singleton 100-card Legacy
Karfsma778: Aluren is very, very good
FurthestChunk55: he had aluren and a recruiter
ushiikun: What's the rate of free spells that are broken. Good lord.
Earthenone: did ben have any creatures that he could use? they all had flash too
BrukadaAbido: @kalateth Aluren + tutors
seth_erickson: Paul it's fair and symmetrical
FurthestChunk55: firing off a recruiter lets him go off by tutoring everything
rarermonsters: It is multi-level marketing
kalateth: still seems damn lucky to get it all off this early in the game
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: dream stalker just has 5 toughness
Croc64: Aluren + Recruiter is the green light to floor it
Earthenone: running creatures less than 3 is pretty standard for older formats right?
mattydubs75: Aluren was a bulk rare back when i played during that time
Earthenone: like 4 drops have to "win the game" to make the cut
alpsumtg: oh jeez I really should sleep. night y'all <3
StormCountAt19: So this deck dies to pyrokinesis is what im hearing
BrukadaAbido: @kalateth You can always mulligan, and there are a lot of tutor effects
ushiikun: yes, but because it is symmetrical, it helps your opponent as much as you
BrukadaAbido: gnight @alpsumtg
stutter4life: kill him!!!!!
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
rarermonsters: Cavern Harpy was the card that broke Aluren
aitsu100: not running shock Ben better bolt then
dangerous_safety: a never ending show-and-tell seems like someones worst nightmare
hidingbox: getting Kozilek returned probably not fun
scrapsavant: yeah, you specifically need a combo to break it
Mechubus: Are you all using the London or Victoria mulligan?
Earthenone: how many points is alluran?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: London
Earthenone: londan
kalateth: I just wanna see some good bloody knuckles both to 1 life magic....
BrukadaAbido: @Mechubus London
Diabore: if only ben had a chainwhirler
FurthestChunk55: !ln
nurovi: what does plague engineer name to make Jer sad
erased_citizen: How did the first round go?
Mechubus: Thanks all
StormCountAt19: Advisor
Diabore: @nurovi i think human
Earthenone: cam got dumpstered by serge playing lands
Kykiwi: @nurovi human?
justshay99: !uptime
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LRRbot: Hellspark Elemental [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Hellspark Elemental. / Unearth {1}{R}
LRRbot: Tundra | Land β€” Plains Island |
Mithgar: FYI - Alluren was originally printed in the block with Recycle. It was a fringe but fun deck to play both Alluren and Recycle, play your entire deck, and Overrun for the win
nurovi: human seems good but I like the style points for advisor
LRRbot: Wall of Omens [1W] | Creature β€” Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Omens enters the battlefield, draw a card.
monosceros: Tundra, Awakened Inferno
StormCountAt19: I mean, leovold is not human
BrukadaAbido: @nurovi Pretty sure human, kills a lot of the tutors right away
djalternative: wall of oh mens
LRRbot: Ahn-Crop Crasher [2R] | Creature β€” Minotaur Warrior [3/2] | Haste / You may exert Ahn-Crop Crasher as it attacks. When you do, target creature can't block this turn.
BrukadaAbido: @nurovi All of his tutors that game were humans
LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature β€” Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
nurovi: @BrukadaAbido you're not wrong
Pocalem: Hello Tired boi.
Croc64: If engineer names Human Jer would have to find a way to go off without being able to ever bounce or copy the recruiters without going through significant hoops
tuckamanian: pretty lands
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature β€” Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
loki_lxix: loop mountain best mountain
djalternative: I like the unstable lands a lot
Croc64: Which should still be doable as the deck has a lot of ways to bounce creatures and has things like spellseeker to get spells, but it can raise the needed mana to go off
FurthestChunk55: best mountain of all time is Ice Age Snow Mountain, imo
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Mountain | Basic Snow Land β€” Mountain |
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Plague Engineer only hits opponent's cretures.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: *creatures
LRRbot: Dire Fleet Daredevil [1R] | Creature β€” Human Pirate [2/1] | First strike / When Dire Fleet Daredevil enters the battlefield, exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast that card this turn, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell. If that card would be put into a graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
TabbyLavalamp: I hope Ben has a white-bordered land in that deck.
nurovi: @Croc64 yeah it would at least make life harder
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: !card plague engineer
LRRbot: Plague Engineer [2B] | Creature β€” Carrier [2/2] | Deathtouch / As Plague Engineer enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Creatures of the chosen type your opponents control get βˆ’1/βˆ’1.
thraximore: played correctly
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HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Unless you're all talking about an OP casting Engineer against Jer, in which case ignore me.
BrukadaAbido: @HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable Was someone claiming it hit your creatures?
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I thought you were talking about Jer casting a Plague Engineer.
Croc64: Oh we're talking about Engineer vs Jer
rarermonsters: Gor intensifies
SirZapdos: karn and tarn: both costing more than $100 because reasons
LRRbot: Hellspark Elemental [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Hellspark Elemental. / Unearth {1}{R}
BrukadaAbido: Alex played it against Jer round 1 off camera @Croc64
nurovi: @HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable yeah was having fun thinking of creature types to name to hurt Jer
Croc64: Yeah
BrukadaAbido: sorry, meant @HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Gotcha. I thought I remember seeing Engineer in Jer's list, too, so I was confused.
nurovi: it's in his list
nurovi: turns out it's a neat card
LRRbot: Brute Force [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
DarkLevia: foiled onslaught lands are my fav, so much so that one of my commander basic lands are just that
BrukadaAbido: requires a lot more knowledge about decks than i have xD
espi: unearth
CastleOtranto: Oh poo, I got distracted. What have I missed, chat?
BrukadaAbido: @CastleOtranto A riveting discussion about plague engineer against Jer :P
frozenphoenix7: One has to love to do things the other does things immediately when you play it
tuckamanian: eveerything
hidingbox: Now Jer gets price of progressed and dies
Akaiatana: @LoadingReadyRun the office has wooden exhaust tokens somewhere
frozenphoenix7: has to live*
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land β€” Forest Island |
Mattmitchell45: Seasoned also has Dat BODY
BrukadaAbido: @CastleOtranto Without knowing how long you have been out, its hard to fill things in
ConjuredLynx: maybe they should revise the card reader rules for canadian highlander, to exclude lands that just make mana
SuperGiraffe: It also draws you cards in decks that struggle with card advantage, and is taking the place of bedlam reveler to subvert graveyard hate.
CastleOtranto: @BrukadaAbido Ooh, something I care enough about to go back to the VOD for, thanks
gamercat88: haha see what you did there paul
BrukadaAbido: @CastleOtranto It was chat talking about it, basically humans
kinesthetics: C'MON, VERHEY!
BrukadaAbido: scroll up ;)
bl1ghtn1n6: Seasoned Pyromancer gets immediate value and isn't a Bolt rod. Also, that chest
LRRbot: Spellseeker [2U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/1] | When Spellseeker enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an instant or sorcery card with converted mana cost 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
blast_shark: Sick play would have been to target the Phantasmal image to get the extra point of damage in.
nurovi: @CastleOtranto or advisor if you're being less optimal but cheeky
Earthenone: just gotta act of treason your tired boy to wake him up
A_Catastrophic_Success: !pubg
LRRbot: Unknown Soldier's Territory Exclusion Race
BrukadaAbido: @nurovi Advisor only hits one of them
nurovi: I did say less optimal
Loonatic93: I love the art for Spellseeker.
CastleOtranto: Better question: Who did I miss in round 1?
uroboros_of_old: Image trigger
LRRbot: Rampaging Ferocidon [2R] | Creature β€” Dinosaur [3/3] | Menace / Players can't gain life. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, Rampaging Ferocidon deals 1 damage to that creature's controller.
Karfsma778: Nice
BrukadaAbido: @CastleOtranto Serge on lands vs Cam on 4 color aristocrats
GormagoneGaming: Serge vs Cam @CastleOtranto
nerdiusmaximus: cam vs serge
Kykiwi: oh yea that does it
nurovi: seems good
banachspacebar: that seems real strong against Jer
frozenphoenix7: Banned Kappa
Croc64: This could cause some issues
SirZapdos: rampaging ferocidon. still banned in standard. F
adambomb625: Too good, got banned in Standard Kappa
kinesthetics: NO ALUREN FOR YOU MWAHAHAHA
Blasteg: that shut down the combo right?
espi: just a reminder that this card is too strong for Standard
tacocpu: woulda been fun during last match
CastleOtranto: Thank you chat friends, you all are very kind
AtrusOfMyst: No Polyraptor combo today
Thanimal: I was going to ask what was the green card enchanting Ben's mountain. Then I realized it was an old boarder foil mounting in JUST the right light. Cool.
banachspacebar: the issue here is killing Ben in 7 ETBs
BrukadaAbido: @Blasteg Currently, but he has removal
loki_lxix: get em Ben i believe in you
Karfsma778: And it pings on creatures ETBing *and* has menace
BrukadaAbido: the problem is DT for removal means not DT for combo
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Dt for Nekrataal?
LRRbot: Neoform [GU] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's converted mana cost, put that card onto the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it, then shuffle your library.
Kykiwi: wooo neo form
BrukadaAbido: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise Nekrataal is unfortunately 4 cmc
AtrusOfMyst: Reflector Mage is always the right decision
nurovi: anything playing orzhov pontiff gets points from me
Croc64: I love Neoform so much
LRRbot: Bone Shredder [2B] | Creature β€” Minion [1/1] | Flying / Echo {2}{B} / When Bone Shredder enters the battlefield, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature.
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Right, Nekrataal is 4cmc, bone Shredder is the choice there.
LRRbot: Incinerate [1R] | Instant | Incinerate deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn.
lordinkdeath27: bone shredder die?
kalateth: KEEEEEELLLLLL him
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LRRbot: Incendiary Flow [1R] | Sorcery | Incendiary Flow deals 3 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
tuckamanian: Dang it Ben
Herlo2: i love me some fair neoform, eso much value
kinesthetics: DANG IT BEN
nerdiusmaximus: YOU HAD ONE JOB!
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BrukadaAbido: love the back and forth
Genderi: Hey all!
kinesthetics: i love getting burned with solemnity/phyrexian unlife out Ben
CastleOtranto: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
Genderi: What round are we in, now?
stutter4life: bought my first 3rd edition sol ring because of yall
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Aluren combo is one heck of a deck.
Blasteg: round 2 G3?
ChaoticUndercurrent: play with fire can be heard in the background
BrukadaAbido: indeed! @Blasteg
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I love Aluren in Legacy, so I'm glad Jer's jamming it this League.
kalateth: I don't mind being burned in the least... if wanderer is on my side
ChaoticUndercurrent: of every red mage
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Bone Shredder is like Nekrataal and Chupacabra.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Pity Aluren's a tad slow in Legacy.
Blasteg: my internet derped right as the incinerate
Blasteg: so I didn't know if Ben got there
thraximore: he did!
seth_erickson: ah yes gold old
BrukadaAbido: it was enough on its own with the pyro trigger
AtrusOfMyst: like Fiend Hunter
seth_erickson: !card Fiend Hunter
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/3] | When Fiend Hunter enters the battlefield, you may exile another target creature. / When Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Unlike Bone Saw, Bone Shredder does shred bone.
kinesthetics: OEUF
BrukadaAbido: To shreds you say
seth_erickson: One mana planeswalker
Karfsma778: In a lot of decks there's the age-old question of Bone Shredder Vs Shriekmaw
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
loki_lxix: what is "Aluren"?
seth_erickson: definitely not busted
LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land β€” Mountain Forest | As Stomping Ground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Poke 'is eyes out!
Raithencore235: How does Bone Splinter compare?
frozenphoenix7: As a spike who likes tricks, I'm sad about the move away from 2 split abilities. As someone who is asked many a rule questions at my LGS, I am quite happy about it.
Karfsma778: !card Aluren
LRRbot: Aluren [2GG] | Enchantment | Any player may cast creature spells with converted mana cost 3 or less without paying their mana cost and as though they had flash.
SirZapdos: Fork you Deathrite Shaman
BrukadaAbido: @loki_lxix its like a 4 mana omniscience
LRRbot: Grenzo, Havoc Raiser [RR] | Legendary Creature β€” Goblin Rogue [2/2] | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, choose one β€” / β€’ Goad target creature that player controls. / β€’ Exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
loki_lxix: ahhh
LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature β€” Dryad Knight [2/1] | When Knight of Autumn enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn. / β€’ Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / β€’ You gain 4 life.
LRRbot: Searing Blood [RR] | Instant | Searing Blood deals 2 damage to target creature. When that creature dies this turn, Searing Blood deals 3 damage to the creature's controller.
BrukadaAbido: @loki_lxix Long story short: Creature combo using recruiters to tutor, infinite ETB drain
LRRbot: Firedrinker Satyr [R] | Creature β€” Satyr Shaman [2/1] | Whenever Firedrinker Satyr is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you. / {1}{R}: Firedrinker Satyr gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.
kinesthetics: LOVE THAT CARD
loki_lxix: i see
SirZapdos: good ol Firedrin Crusader
adambomb625: Searing blood and Firedrinker Satyr, I'm getting flashbacks
nurovi: jrhwhiAlwaysLucky jrhwhiAlwaysLucky
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Are U a Wizard??
djalternative: oh cool. ben won game 2
ThorSokar: I believe this is where the airhorns go
frozenphoenix7: Ben confirmed thought Thoughtseize was bad when he started Kappa
SirZapdos: watch out for shivan meteor
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
TheWarbo: so with like firebreathing and meatbreathing and all, what ability does the satyr have?
rarermonsters: Emberbreathing
Earthenone: BBQ Breathing
Blasteg: leaky Firebreathing
midday_rendelnep: [insert prop crown here]
kalateth: time for a revolition
tastethebeams: ooh, that GP land
hidingbox: Where is the crown?
kinesthetics: Bloodbreathing
AtrusOfMyst: "Go to jail" thickCOP
seenoham: you can't be king if you're in jail
LRRbot: Exquisite Firecraft [1RR] | Sorcery | Exquisite Firecraft deals 4 damage to any target. / Spell mastery β€” If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, this spell can't be countered.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Sorcery, not Instant
adambomb625: Where are the pamphlets, it's revolution time!
Dr_fragenstien: You throw the previous king in jail
djalternative: it was at sorcery speed
frozenphoenix7: I mean, becoming the monarch is never suboptimal
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land β€” Forest Island |
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Gotcha.
StageMgrRob: I really like the Friday Nights they did on Monarch.
Kykiwi: big goofs
loki_lxix: So now Ben gets card draw? seems real bad
kalateth: !findquote block
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LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature β€” Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
sladibraslov_windsm: OUPHE
tastethebeams: LUL
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Thought Ben was trying to Firecraft the Palace Jailer during blocks.
VikingEngineering : Did Jeremy take damage?
Croc64: Telling y'all
kinesthetics: OEUF
Earthenone: jer counted to 20, so he wins right?
Croc64: Neoform
rarermonsters: Jeez this shit is getting all anime in here
Croc64: Best War card
hidingbox: VALUE
Blasteg: wait, is that card legal in Jer's deck? Kappa
Karfsma778: Finks=good vs red
kinesthetics: Ktchen Finks's Strange Road Trip
rarermonsters: Twists and turns
rarermonsters: Jer is releasing his final form
LRRbot: Academy Rector [3W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/2] | When Academy Rector dies, you may exile it. If you do, search your library for an enchantment card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Kykiwi: XD
kinesthetics: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Croc64: Y'all Ever neoform for a Kess off a kitchen finks with another G/U up?
Karfsma778: Oh no
Croc64: Cause I have
Croc64: It's great
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Dear lord, a 2/3. Can't beat that.
kansaiDop: the biggest rector world ever seen
LRRbot: Mishra's Factory | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / {T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Croc64: (Or just with another 3 hanging around)
hidingbox: Here's to an exile effecrt
rarermonsters: The counter is a liability, since Jer can no longer just kill her by blocking
LRRbot: Lava Dart [R] | Instant | Lava Dart deals 1 damage to any target. / Flashbackβ€”Sacrifice a Mountain.
Blasteg: red deck hasn't counted yet opponent at 5 lands, things not looking good for Ben
tuckamanian: pew
ConjuredLynx: the counter is a downside right now
Kykiwi: red stifle!
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rarermonsters: And that adorable gran is now dominating the field
Croc64: Vs Monored I think Jer will just have to satisfy himself with being at 20 with a 2/3 blocker, and accept that he may have to wait to trigger it
Dezinkled: need that searing spear
TheWarbo: Ben, before this game "yeah this deck is just about counting to twenty"
AtrusOfMyst: Blind Therapy is best Th kgothBLIND erapy
LRRbot: Dire Fleet Daredevil [1R] | Creature β€” Human Pirate [2/1] | First strike / When Dire Fleet Daredevil enters the battlefield, exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast that card this turn, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to cast that spell. If that card would be put into a graveyard this turn, exile it instead.
zacharyisom: Ben, language!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Croc64: Ben still get's to exile a spell by the way
Dezinkled: You still get to exile the card ben
loki_lxix: i like the cursing :(
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AtrusOfMyst: I swear to VoD!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: YT is slowly burning to the ground.
Karfsma778: YouTube's being an assclown
ThorSokar: basically you can't cuss in the first 5 min, from what I understand
seth_erickson: cursing has always felt forced to me
damn_i_am_pretty: oh. fuck youtube.
seth_erickson: at least in comedy scenarios
LRRbot: Wall of Roots [1G] | Creature β€” Plant Wall [0/5] | Defender / Put a βˆ’0/βˆ’1 counter on Wall of Roots: Add {G}. Activate this ability only once each turn.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: When you grow up around swearing, it's definitely not forced, lol.
loki_lxix: I am a sailor and it is not forced to curse
djalternative: Do they detect things like bird squacks though?
zacharyisom: All good,ben. I really dont fucking care
Croc64: "Jer I'm just trying to kill you, can you stop stopping me!"
BleedingToast: im irish, cursing is in my blood
Stellapacifica: But that just means people will bleep with noises that sound natural or otherwise aren't just bleeps
Blasteg: Jer: "Tear Down This Wall"
gamercat88: i have always felt that cussing is a great use of language, i mean a single 4 letter work can say so much.
rarermonsters: Your kid is doing more harm to the world than my swearing
ConjuredLynx: youtube: swearing is bad, no money if you swear because kids are watching also youtube: drink jim bean bourbon and bud light to be happy
thraximore: youtube is getting worse with every halfbrained change
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land β€” Island Mountain |
nerdiusmaximus: the concept of "profane language" is stupid. Society needs to get over it.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Landfall trigger. Nothing happens.
sladibraslov_windsm: !card fireblast
LRRbot: Fireblast [4RR] | Instant | You may sacrifice two Mountains rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Fireblast deals 4 damage to any target.
djalternative: It's more like advertisers are making youtube behave more like traditional TV because advertisers understand TV but have no idea how to youtube.
BasilHunter: I for appreciate the effort to make the streams ok for my young kids to listen to
BrukadaAbido: We can swear if we want to, we can leave your friends behind...
scrapsavant: !card academy rector
LRRbot: Academy Rector [3W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/2] | When Academy Rector dies, you may exile it. If you do, search your library for an enchantment card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
damn_i_am_pretty: The unregulated megacorp deciding to do it through some mindless algorithm sort of makes it hard to like any sort of "demonetized due to language" thing
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Even in Standard, RDW stills requires tight play.
rarermonsters: In fairness to Youtube, they no longer actually make these decisions. The algorithm now just occasionally disgorges commands and they obey
loki_lxix: Come on Ben i believe in you get em
frozenphoenix7: The archetype will, on average, have to make a less amount of decisions. But those decisions in turn are all quite important as you have less wiggle room
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/βˆ’1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
bl1ghtn1n6: I like knowing what certain content holds. But the YouTube algorithm is not the best way to figure that out.
LRRbot: Incinerate [1R] | Instant | Incinerate deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Too many cards? I ... I don't understand.
BrukadaAbido: I feel like "Red Deck Wins" is derogatory, labeled that to diminish the pilot
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Isn't Wall of Roots exiled?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Nvm.
Karfsma778: No
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Elves of Deep Shadow [G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {B}. Elves of Deep Shadow deals 1 damage to you.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Different burn spell I'm thinking of, lol.
bl1ghtn1n6: @brukadaabido how so?
frozenphoenix7: Not from Incinerate
kalateth: emo elves?
seth_erickson: youtube definitely needs to fix some things if they want to stay relevant
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: All these 3-mana Bolts look alike.
nurovi: I thought it was named RDW because it was winning a ton
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: *2-mana
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BrukadaAbido: @bl1ghtn1n6 "They won because red deck wins, it requires no thought" that kind of thing
rarermonsters: @BrukadaAbido That's not the origin of the term. The name comes from a joke where a pilot is talking about all the endless value and tricks their opponent did to stay alive and they finish with "so anyway, red deck wins"
Karfsma778: Not being able to kill the 2/3 without Jer popping off is a real problem for Ben here.
thewinterhoard2414: I think RDW requires critical thinking and problem solving especially when in certain match ups, but I also feel other decks (at least in modern) can be a bit more headache (Where did you come from amulet Titan) on occasion.
LRRbot: Firebrand Archer [1R] | Creature β€” Human Archer [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Firebrand Archer deals 1 damage to each opponent.
hidingbox: Misplay
phatpack: Ben, language
phatpack: lol
bl1ghtn1n6: I mean, the deck name is more from the fact that the red deck is good at winning
frozenphoenix7: All these squares make a circle?
rarermonsters: Yeah, it speaks to the fact that it is the most direct possible way to a damage victory
ConjuredLynx: rdw gets a lot of flack for being a low floor skill level deck, you do pick up easy wins, but the ceiling is super high to be exceptional
BrukadaAbido: still, i feel it was labeled that by people who dislike it, rather than those that enjoy playing it. Sort of like naming a deck Funpolice
thewinterhoard2414: @conjuredlynx Agreed
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BrukadaAbido: @thewinterhoard2414 Aristocrats may be the biggest headache of a deck to play :P
rarermonsters: The people who play fun police name it fun police because they revel in it
djalternative: Hawkward
Blasteg: I kinda feel like Jer's monarchy did more harm to him than good at this point?
LRRbot: Mana Confluence | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
seth_erickson: the great thing about magic is that any competitive level deck requires lots of strategy and skill to win. There is no one deck that just outright wins with no need for any thought or at least there aren't any right now
Cepsys: that joke made me think about the Futurama episode, My Three Suns
LRRbot: Cavern Harpy [UB] | Creature β€” Harpy Beast [2/1] | Flying / When Cavern Harpy enters the battlefield, return a blue or black creature you control to its owner's hand. / Pay 1 life: Return Cavern Harpy to its owner's hand.
banachspacebar: at some point Ben's going to hit a Price of Progress and just twelve him
frozenphoenix7: @rarermonsters I do revel in it, yes.
Kykiwi: reading DansGame
j4bon: lol
hidingbox: who reads cards?
MuffinsOnAHill: How does one read?
Muddy_Thunder: well, ben got that one damage back i guess
LRRbot: Ghitu Lavarunner [R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/2] | As long as there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, Ghitu Lavarunner gets +1/+0 and has haste.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Look, Jer's just fixing Ben's sequencing from earlier.
frozenphoenix7: Reading the cards explain the cards.
BleedingToast: what are those sleeves?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Giving Ben that free 1 damage back
Hellishdream: This round should just be called "I shouldn't have done that."
rarermonsters: Thing is, people complain about Red Deck Wins being "easy mode" the same reason people complain about netdecking or IDs or things like that... because this game is really hard
nerdiusmaximus: easter dragon?
biancaTree: Jer with the powerplay
Earthenone: i am always a fan of 1 or 2 color decks, lets the colors and the "guilds" show off what they can do instead of just a bunch of expensive lands and all the best cards of each color
thewinterhoard2414: @brukadaabido I can’t really say on that. I don’t play against aristocrats often. What I do know is my first match against amulet literally made dizzy.
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with converted mana cost X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's converted mana cost. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
rarermonsters: The game where you're asking "Can the damage from my academy rector outclock the red deck?
AtrusOfMyst: kgothW
ConjuredLynx: 'evo my rector' oh boy its happening
xenagosthesatyr: the problem with watching these streams at work is that Twitch drains the heck out of my battery
MuffinsOnAHill: That was a very good draw.
hidingbox: respond to the trigger?
LRRbot: Aluren [2GG] | Enchantment | Any player may cast creature spells with converted mana cost 3 or less without paying their mana cost and as though they had flash.
BrukadaAbido: @thewinterhoard2414 Playing against aristocrats can be annoying because you get put in this position where you don't want to keep taking the damage from them hitting you, but killing their creatures is bad. However PLAYING aristrocrats is really where it becomes a headache.
LRRbot: Imperial Recruiter [2R] | Creature β€” Human Advisor [1/1] | When Imperial Recruiter enters the battlefield, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Recruiter of the Guard [2W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/1] | When Recruiter of the Guard enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with toughness 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
PhorrestGaze: Pride200 oops, looks like I've got a few of these left
LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature β€” Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
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LRRbot: Dream Stalker [1U] | Creature β€” Illusion [1/5] | When Dream Stalker enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
djalternative: so the game's over right?
thewinterhoard2414: @brukadaabido Again I can’t say anything for certain but I will trust a fellow player on what it’s like.
LRRbot: Cavern Harpy [UB] | Creature β€” Harpy Beast [2/1] | Flying / When Cavern Harpy enters the battlefield, return a blue or black creature you control to its owner's hand. / Pay 1 life: Return Cavern Harpy to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Skullcrack [1R] | Instant | Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Skullcrack deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.
BrukadaAbido: I personally dislike RDW style decks because i'm generally a casual player and it is a competitive deck. However i have no issue with it in a competitive setting :)
djalternative: spoke too soon
Cepsys: PrideGasp
hidingbox: oof
Croc64: Dun dun *dun*
MuffinsOnAHill: Nice!
scarlet_feverish: :O
rarermonsters: It's a 2/3!
frozenphoenix7: !card Parasitic Strix
LRRbot: Parasitic Strix [2U] | Artifact Creature β€” Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Parasitic Strix enters the battlefield, if you control a black permanent, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
rarermonsters: OR IS IT
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: get a bouncer, do it on bens upkeep?
MuffinsOnAHill: @rarermonsters Lol
LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature β€” Dryad Knight [2/1] | When Knight of Autumn enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn. / β€’ Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / β€’ You gain 4 life.
AtrusOfMyst: kgothPOGBY
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Aluren giving stuff flash is so sweet.
frozenphoenix7: This is a stack and a half.
nerdiusmaximus: just combo in response
scarlet_feverish: aight fuck it its over lmao
LRRbot: Abbot of Keral Keep [1R] | Creature β€” Human Monk [2/1] | Prowess / When Abbot of Keral Keep enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.
chrisrd19: Wasn't Cavern Harpy on the stack when Skullcrack was cast?
kenny_roberts84: Alluren/Recycle was great
Croc64: The reason Jer is doing all this instead of comboing is that Skullcrack was in response to the drain bird
biancaTree: The skullcrack will never resolve
frozenphoenix7: Parasitic Strix is, not the Harpy @chrisrd19
chrisrd19: (y)
loki_lxix: boooo
Despoiler98: !next
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thraximore: lrrSCOOP
Blasteg: gg
BrukadaAbido: GG
LRRbot: Parasitic Strix [2U] | Artifact Creature β€” Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Parasitic Strix enters the battlefield, if you control a black permanent, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
djalternative: def interesting
rarermonsters: That game was like an extremely fire anime arc
AtrusOfMyst: kgothOOF
DolGrenn: Or response to tutoring Aluren?
BrukadaAbido: @LoadingReadyRun Couldn't you kill him with the combo on the next upkeep?
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BrukadaAbido: They all have flash
j4bon: isnt the dreamstalker/harpy/strix combo pauper?
j4bon: or am i just
tuckamanian: these type of infinite loops kill magic for me.
nurovi: yes but mana
Noodle126: wyrmwoGGs wyrmwoGGs
tacocpu: I like how they're sharing deck strategies. so wholesome.
bl1ghtn1n6: Aluren isn't in Pauper, unfortunately.
frozenphoenix7: Aluren is not Pauper, which is what let's the combo truly loop @j4bon
loki_lxix: Same Tuckamanian
ArcOfTheConclave: @j4bon legacy. there is no way aluren isnt a rare.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX manMAD YEEEEHAW
BrukadaAbido: @tuckamanian They exist in eternal formats that are more competitive
thraximore: it comes with the format
stutter4life: anyone wanna play rock paper sissors?
j4bon: ok
ConjuredLynx: the great thing about magic is you get to pick how you play, if you don't like big combo theres sure to be a format for you
nerdiusmaximus: you want your play gorup to be as good as they can be. That's you you improve your own game.
Mattmitchell45: Benjamin Wheeler vs Alex from Parts Unknown
j4bon: i just went up against an opponent once in pauper who played the combo without aluren so it was sooooo slow
j4bon: because mana
j4bon: i won the match
nurovi: darn that pesky mana ruining fun
BrukadaAbido: @nerdiusmaximus Depends on what you want to get out of playing a game, not everyone wants to improve they just want to have fun
j4bon: i know
bl1ghtn1n6: Weird
thraximore: mana is why omniscience is objectively the best card
thraximore: jk
Jikaran: is that this "casual" that i alway hear about @BrukadaAbido ?
thraximore: \jk
BrukadaAbido: indeed it is @Jikaran
nerdiusmaximus: I guess, but I don't see how anyone gets any fun out of beating players that are less skilled or prepared than themself.
BrukadaAbido: except Casual isn't a format
BrukadaAbido: its a playstyle
Jikaran: It is
Jikaran: And it is the most broken one
ryllo7: this is highlander games
Donutholez: how many matches hav i missed??
thraximore: This is why magic is so good: you can play any format with any cards
snirky: i cast an ace of spades
ryllo7: is it 7 points or 10 that you choose from
Jikaran: 10
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CastleOtranto: My casual deck is 20 Black Lotus, 20 Ball Lightning, and 20 Wheel of Fortune
BrukadaAbido: @nerdiusmaximus I'm not sure exactly what you mean. Some people just enjoy being able to say "i won" hence hackers in online video games. Some people just want to make others lose or not have fun. Others enjoy teaching and will play with less skilled players to teach them.
Jikaran: Solid deck
ryllo7: then the site that tells how many you choose from is wrong
djalternative: Okay. Bye all. Off to my pre-release
Donutholez: you dont win if you go first @castleotranto
BrukadaAbido: cya @djalternative
benjamin_wheeler: Chat, give me your energy
djalternative: @benjamin_wheeler no
bl1ghtn1n6: Good luck @djalternative
BrukadaAbido: *summons energy towards wheeler*
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nurovi: @ryllo7 what site?
Croc64: Boo you suck @benjamin_wheeler benjam40DrTeeth
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wilhelmdeath: benjam40KPAPride benjam40KPAPride benjam40KPAPride benjam40KPAPride benjam40KPAPride
MrPipboy3000: I barely have energy for myself ...
DaCardCzar: GivePLZ
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ConjuredLynx: give em the lasso cowboy daddy @benjamin_wheeler
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seth_erickson: PrideTake PrideGive PrideTake PrideGive @benjamin_wheeler
ryllo7: @nurovi i cant remember atm
blast_shark: benjam40Smugmulder
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL ssandRAINBOW PrideWingR
andy_reeed: benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride
Donutholez: PrideTrans TehePelo PrideTrans TehePelo PrideTrans TehePelo PrideTrans TehePelo
BrukadaAbido: quillWar quillPeace quillWin quillWCGW
wilhelmdeath: benjam40Cowboymulder
Jikaran: @MrPipboy3000 just play a puzzleknot and you get some energy
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HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: benjam40Mulder benjam40Mulder Dusty Mulder is cheering for you @benjamin_wheeler
nurovi: @ryllo7 cause this is the actual one https://canadianhighlander.wordpress.com/intro-to-format/
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX theonl45Heart lrrALEX ssandCOIN
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BrukadaAbido: wwait
Donutholez: PrideTrans KappaPride PowerUpR PrideTrans KappaPride PowerUpR PrideTrans KappaPride PowerUpR PrideTrans KappaPride PowerUpR
TheWarbo looks back over to chat
BrukadaAbido: wait wait wait. Is Wheeler on some sort of energy combo?
TheWarbo: What's this now
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLesbian PrideFlag PrideBisexual PrideTrans PridePan PrideAsexual
salsasamurai10: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw benjam40MulPride benjam40MulPride
Croc64: PrideBisexual benjam40DrTPride PrideBisexual
wilhelmdeath: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
BrukadaAbido: @Donutholez We are going into round 4 btw
Dix: lsvHi
Donutholez: welp
nurovi: @BrukadaAbido UG tempo according to the list
BrukadaAbido: @nurovi so that is a maybe?
funguy215: I’m here from bens tweet !!!
nurovi: lol
Donutholez: i need to rewatch this then LUL
BrukadaAbido: I recall UG being the prime energy colors :P
Herlo2: brace yourselves for the calling of Mana George
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Make my creatures grow!!
nerdiusmaximus: @BrukadaAbido True, there are those kind of players, but LRR seems like the kind of players that respect each other and the game. I do the same kind of sharing with my play groups. I also like teaching people, but the most fun games are challenging.
Stellapacifica: there was some good energy in red
Stellapacifica: temur was strong
mortition: @BrukadaAbido seems to be some kind of Miracle-Grow strategy
Jikaran: i only remember the good artifacts with energy as an activation cost
BrukadaAbido: @mortition fun fun!
Herlo2: i've got some laundry to fold at work, so ive gotta switch to the app version for a bit here
bl1ghtn1n6: @nerdiusmaximus just because a player is less skilled than you does not mean they won't provide a challenge (a thing you implied earlier)
LoadingReadyRun: Tonight's Decklists are available on the stats spreadsheet lrr.cc/canleague
Herlo2: talk to y'all once that part of work is done!
BrukadaAbido: @nerdiusmaximus LRR is a highly respectful group, and they share because they are awesome, but also because this is an entertainment production
BrukadaAbido: they aren't just explaining it to their opponent, but to all of us as well
seth_erickson: I want everyone to enjoy the game so I often point out what might be a bad play so that my opponents won't feel terrible and can have a more enjoyable time
BrukadaAbido: ^^
ryllo7: @nurovi it may have been an old site that had not been updated since '15 I believe
seth_erickson: I'll even go as far as remind them of their may triggers that they might have forgotten about
Donutholez: ah, i just missed the aluren deck. #sad
BrukadaAbido: Its very contextual. If im in a high end tournament with a lot on the line, i won't be pointing out my opponents mistakes mid-match the same way as if i'm playing commander or a prerelease.
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Professor_Rakor: Right on time.
ushiikun: How did the Aluren \ RDW go? Had to put kids in bed.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: benjam40Mulder benjam40Mulder benjam40Mulder
MadameAdversary: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
thraximore: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
kinesthetics: STEAM ROLLER DA
wilhelmdeath: mmmmmm yes daddy
BrukadaAbido: @ushiikun Aluren got there in 3
Herlo2: Demon daddy? lrrHEART
blast_shark: benjam40Mor
kosmonautxd: benjam40Yee benjam40Haw benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
Dr_fragenstien: Ora!
ConjuredLynx: joined "with" alex
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheheheh
SongtheDoggo: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrALEX benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
andy_reeed: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
F1SHOR: benjam40Cowboymulder benjam40Cowboymulder
kalateth: Jer won... went off twice
Jikaran: Ben Wheeler aka BDD or BigDaddyDemon
andy_reeed: benjam40KPAPride benjam40KPAPride benjam40KPAPride benjam40KPAPride
DigitalSeahorse: ssandRAINBOW ssandRAINBOW ssandRAINBOW ssandRAINBOW
ArcOfTheConclave: Hi Alex!!! lrrALEX
mortition: @ushiikun good match, Game 3 was awesome
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Big benjam40JuzamMulder Daddt benjam40JuzamMulder Demon benjam40JuzamMulder
ANDORK3: I'm pretty sure Alex and cam only own 1 deck
Herlo2: Oho, you're saddlin' up to me?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: *Daddy
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX lrrALEX
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX ssandRAINBOW lrrALEX ssandRAINBOW
tacocpu: rip lrrCAMERON
CastleOtranto: cheer5000 Some people might be afraid that "Black Mold" is bad for you. Not tonight. Tonight, it spreads pride emotes.
ushiikun: Thanks everyone, I'll have to go back and catch the VOD for game 3.
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Croc64: Psychatog is the only Magic Card Doctor I recognize
DigitalSeahorse: :O
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DigitalSeahorse: 5K
Daring_Apprentice: Yawgmoth got his medical license by learning online. And so can you!
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rarermonsters: The dankness of this match will be off the charts
Hpieper: Thanks for the PrideLionChomp @castleotranto
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL PrideLionYay PrideWingR
andy_reeed: If anything Yawgmoth spreads the plague benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
BrukadaAbido: @ANDORK3 Alex definitely has multiple decks, but often comes back to blackmold. Cam pretty much just plays aristocrats i believe.
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WitherManX27: PrideLionHey Neat, thanks.
Karfsma778: Jitte is a little unair
rarermonsters: Ben you play Black Lotus don't judge my Jitte
ArcOfTheConclave: PrideWingL viking64Pride PrideWingR
Karfsma778: *unfair
Silver_Kn1ght: ANDORK3 we've seen Alex on 4c blood, mardu aristocrats, abzan humans in past FNPF
DigitalSeahorse: PrideGive 5K bits PrideTake
bangs8888: Thanks for the PrideLionYay @castleotranto
Jikaran: im pretty sure alex owns a bit more than just one deck. He just like black mold that much
Croc64: Wait, *Alex* is the source of my potential mold problem?
Croc64: I should have known!
CastleOtranto: slytqHeart benginHeart lrrHEART katesHeart
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bangs8888: omg such a cute emote
wilhelmdeath: hit them with Jitte till they feel better
bangs8888: PrideLionYay PrideLionYay PrideLionYay PrideLionYay
newstous: Thanks PrideLesbian
TheWarbo: I mean he's still alive Paul, he can yell that into the Prison Realm if he wants
LRRbot: Retreat to Hagra [2B] | Enchantment | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, choose one β€” / β€’ Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / β€’ Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Croc64: Hell of a day for these two wizards apparently
thraximore: !decks
LRRbot: Decklists and other data for the League are at lrr.cc/canleague
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLesbian PrideFlag PrideBisexual PrideTrans PridePan PrideAsexual
Herlo2: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5669: "If we all do it, it's not weird!" β€”Bengineering [2019-01-02]
Draugia: Thanks for the PrideLionYay @castleotranto
PhorrestGaze: Thanks for the PrideTake @castleotranto
BrukadaAbido: beast! :0
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: !card cavern harpy
LRRbot: Cavern Harpy [UB] | Creature β€” Harpy Beast [2/1] | Flying / When Cavern Harpy enters the battlefield, return a blue or black creature you control to its owner's hand. / Pay 1 life: Return Cavern Harpy to its owner's hand.
breadisbest1: Thanks for the PrideWingL @castleotranto
Karfsma778: Harpy Beast
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BrukadaAbido: After all our discussion about humans, he names beast!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: All Segways are great Segways. Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK manLOVE ssandWOW mold
ritchards: Hey Twitch, what quality do you think I should be at?
Croc64: "I built this one to be good"
Silver_Kn1ght: 40 Str 40 Dex
ryllo7: i think they said it is vancuver mul what does that mena
Radyin: I always enjoy the segues.
Croc64: "It was a bit of a bold strategy"
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: !lm
LRRbot: We will be using the London Mulligan today, as it will be used for the prerelease and all sets going forward. You can read about how it works here: https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/london-mulligan-2019-06-03
ArcOfTheConclave: the Juice!
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Silver_Kn1ght: Not many green zombies
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
rarermonsters: Oi, is this a fight or a podcast?
ContingentCat: yes
Silver_Kn1ght: rarermonsters why not both
blast_shark: Hexdrinker PogChamp
CastleOtranto: I am here for Alex's deck so much.
DigitalSeahorse: I regret the instant noodles I just ate
CastleOtranto: But I might also go to bed soon.
Croc64: Well I know it ain't a PodFight so it's gotta be a FightCast
Raithencore235: I think Alex has talked previously about a Green Mold deck
LoadingReadyRun: Green is good
zacharyisom: Yeahhhhhhhhhh
CastleOtranto: Such is life in the zone
Kykiwi: hmmm
Earthenone: i just had a hot pocket, so i will join you in regret soon
ushiikun: The Mini-North 100 before each match, where the guys talk about their decks is super interesting, let them ramble, please.
nerdiusmaximus: are we still in intermission?
zacharyisom: Nothing favorite deck
mesimp: also won last years highlander year end championship
r10pez10: surely a mini north 100 is a north 10
loki_lxix: We are off people having dissenting opinions now?
Legionnaire2017: anyone here remember the North 100 episode # when Alex talked about Zombies being blue/black?
Silver_Kn1ght: It actually goes to the table next to you
LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | Woodland Cemetery enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Treetop Village | Land | Treetop Village enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {1}{G}: Treetop Village becomes a 3/3 green Ape creature with trample until end of turn. It's still a land.
bangs8888: Does Wheeler have a magic tattoo?
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
banachspacebar: if you double trample enough you actually send your opponent to the physical shadow realm
LRRbot: Kessig Prowler [G] (back: Sinuous Predator) | Creature β€” Werewolf Horror [2/1] | {4}{G}: Transform Kessig Prowler.
DigitalSeahorse: that Crapshot where Alex and Ian keep losing life slowly
DigitalSeahorse: health*
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
SuperGiraffe: when do we get the all north 100 smallpox week?
DoodlestheGreat: Enough of these monkeyshines...
Tecnocrat: Never enough Space Ghost references.
Herlo2: Ben v Alex is one of my favorite personality dynamics to watch lrrHEART
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
F1SHOR: creatures turning sideways this is true magic
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
DigitalSeahorse: Herlo2, I know right! :D
LRRbot: Hinterland Harbor | Land | Hinterland Harbor enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature β€” Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
hidingbox: that''s a pretty good one
Karfsma778: SnEK
Loonatic93: I don't know what is going on in that temple. But it's apparently really loud.
gamercat88: snek
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Snek
Leedopo: just got back, what's going on with Wheelers deck?
DigitalSeahorse: snek
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Thanimal: I should be sleeping but the magic is just so powerful. . .
LRRbot: Vampire Nighthawk [1BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Shaman [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink
TheAwkes: Oh, right. Bob is a piker. Get in there, my dude!
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
silenceaux: Was literally looking at the board thinking "Yep so he's still on two unless he pays more life" but yeah, Urborg.
TheAwkes: Clique was too powerful, my stream immediately started buffering when it hit the table.
LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets βˆ’5/βˆ’5 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Misdirection [3UU] | Instant | You may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Change the target of target spell with a single target.
Croc64: OH NO
biancaTree: LUL
hidingbox: that's a yikes
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL lrrALEX PrideWingL MercyWing1 ssandRAINBOW MercyWing2
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch
phatpack: thats a big yikeys
DigitalSeahorse: oops
gamercat88: lrrFINE seabatYIKES
ContingentCat: not the doggo
espi: Thanks for the PrideBisexual @castleotranto
blast_shark: benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch
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DarklordStratos: Finally getting into highlander with Golgari Scapeshift
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DigitalSeahorse: rrrrrrrrrrrrranch
Herlo2: Someone PLEASE clip this
tacocpu: My favorite anime!
nurovi: these voices
SamanthaVess: LUL
kragor001: ben and alex are the best
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp
Silver_Kn1ght: This is a weird YuGiOh fandub
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Netflix, we have voice actors for your Magic show.
SnivianMoon: Man, I just can't get into this dub. The subs are so much better.
PhorrestGaze: def more clear
shroompants: that's my grandfathers card! GASP
Vyous: People should clique themselves far mor often than they do.
Tartarga: I wish there was an Mtg version of Yugioh. I'd watch that all day.
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Forest | Basic Snow Land β€” Forest |
Insert_code: please get Alex and Ben to voice a one shot yu-gi-oh esque mtg crapshot/friday nights
damn_i_am_pretty: Paul, please, this is serious magic.
Legionnaire2017: I was entertained
LRRbot: Snapcaster Mage [1U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/1] | Flash / When Snapcaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
Croc64: So when does Ben start blaming "Big Cartography" for his misplays
Scar_Red_Tiger: "pretend"
Aarek: but what does pot of greed do?
Herlo2: ^Seconded for BEn and Alex crapshot
tacocpu: *Dismembers dog* Nothin' personal, kid.
phatpack: I followed the explanation the first time but honestly i'd like all plays to be executed very anime thank you
rarermonsters: How much money can I get to have Alex and Ben narrate their duel Yugioh style?
Earthenone: so is "sorenson" highlander for "flash"
Fanboy_of_Bolas: Ben the TARN
rarermonsters: Because I want to start saving
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
nurovi: @Earthenone sorensen is tempo
Silver_Kn1ght: Fanboy_of_Bolas Alex has Urborg in play
tacocpu: Did anyone clip that shit?
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Booster6: it took me to just now to figure out why Ben was using his feth for mana haha
Fanboy_of_Bolas: ah, thank you person
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
Tecnocrat: Goliath, On Line
malexus101: sir, you mean pull from eternity, right?
LRRbot: Force of Negation [1UU] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
hidingbox: LUL
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: OEUF
Karfsma778: oof
Kykiwi: le oof
BrukadaAbido: rip
blast_shark: benjam40Mor
Tecnocrat: EGG!
Croc64: We're witness a good old slaughterhouse here
DarkMatt717: Get that power card outta here
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land β€” Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
wilhelmdeath: benjam40Wranch
PhoenixMelior: Love it
CapnRobert: alright you this match is really entertaining
Snarfgasm: Thanks for the PrideLionChomp @castleotranto
nerdiusmaximus: Mox so bad : P
Herlo2: The real mvp @Feminine_Desires
rarermonsters: "A Mox Emerald, this is a 2000 dollar card Ben, you can't beat the power of money!"
Svengineer: strictly not strictly worse
silenceaux: You might summon yourself from the future and or past
noSmokeFire: Ach'Tu-Le
MrPhlip: The ghost of game theorists past
ryllo7: is there an app that tells how many points a deck is
gamercat88: top 10 anime betrayal
Dr_fragenstien: β€œFringe” being playing against blue LUL
LRRbot: Gutterbones [B] | Creature β€” Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | Gutterbones enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}: Return Gutterbones from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only during your turn and only if an opponent lost life this turn.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Pick your snake off the ground? Brag about it why don't you.
tehcrashxor: "Strictly worse"? Did I just hear them promise to play from the Strictly Worse cube?
Svengineer: richArd
Silver_Kn1ght: tehcrashxor we aren't supposed to talk about that
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land β€” Forest Island |
hacksaw07: i love ben and alex's interactions, they just bounce off each other so well
banachspacebar: Daddy, Bone.
MistahFixIt: I mean, Roosters have knives on their feet...
DigitalSeahorse: xD
wilhelmdeath: benjam40KPAPride benjam40KPAPride
Radyin: !card Act’ual-Le, Demon of Pedantry
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
LRRbot: Become Immense [5G] | Instant | Delve / Target creature gets +6/+6 until end of turn.
Muddy_Thunder: Isn't it just like magic for Alex to say his deck is 60/40 black and now he's desperate for a green source.
Tecnocrat: Thickest mage
Morrigan9: was this knife fight in a chicken coop
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Oh no. Is it happening?
midday_rendelnep: and daggers on their wings
Fruan: Never bring a gun to a knife fight. It's terribly rude.
LRRbot: Berserk [G] | Instant | Cast this spell only before the combat damage step. / Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
silenceaux: Snapcaster really getting there
Dix: ITS INFECT COMBO
Croc64: Oh come on, get down with the *thickness*
wilhelmdeath: holy cow
phatpack: That certainly is a muscle wizard
wilhelmdeath: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
thraximore: that's a bruh moment
tacocpu: niiiiiiiiiiiice
MistahFixIt: I can hear @Dix vibrating from here Kappa
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: That WIzard is swole.
DarkMatt717: now he's really getting huge!
blast_shark: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
Croc64: *crack*
kalateth: well that just happened
hidingbox: Kablam
PhoenixMelior: Wow!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: The Shadow Realm?
Croc64: My love for you
tacocpu: lrrJUDGE
zacharyisom: Yessssssss
Herlo2: This
eatingsomebagels: How does the card spotlight work?
Croc64: Is like a Truck
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: I guess I live there now.
Mattmitchell45: this is some Magic!
noSmokeFire: Get Thicc
Karfsma778: C R U N C H
F1SHOR: seabatHITBOX benjam40Cowboymulder
hacksaw07: ill benjam40Yee that benjam40Haw
Herlo2: is the greatest game of magic i have ever seen
rarermonsters: I'm just imagining a giant snapcaster running like an out of control Eva
Blasteg: Shadow Realm'd
Earthenone: !cardreader
silenceaux: B e r s e r k errrrr
Dix: MistahFixIt I saw Berserk and got... uh... yeah tingly
RomanGoro: We're gonna need new camera angles for some of these matches
gamercat88: lrrCOW
cakes_here: is this... muscle wizards?
DarklordStratos: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
Radyin: !cardviewer
damn_i_am_pretty: Ok, now for the next game, Ben should be blindfolded and do that again.
eatingsomebagels: !showmethecards
tacocpu: lrrSACK
SuperGiraffe: Is the berserk guy snapcaster stand?
Svengineer: @eatingsomebagels they load cards into a database and the camera matches art and fetches up the overlay
Insert_code: Ben secretly brought muscle wizards and called it tempo Kappa
PhoenixMelior: I love watching people play blue green for this reason
Legionnaire2017: so that was muscle wizards right?
Silver_Kn1ght: rarermonsters get in the Gearhulk, Snappy
wilhelmdeath: was that a muscle wizard?
zacharyisom: Would u like some making.....****
bl1ghtn1n6: Ben's lying, this is muscle wizards
eatingsomebagels: That's dope
BrukadaAbido: Muscle wizards has come true
Donutholez: WAS THAT A MUSCLE-Y WIZARD??
blast_shark: That snapcaster got to cast ancestral recall AND go berserk
EnoTheTonberry: Is this the work of an enemy stand?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Ben, we all know you're a weeb.
Karfsma778: I mean
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahhahha
Vyous: I mean, it's about angels Kappa
noSmokeFire: suspiciously christian
banachspacebar: Neon Genesis Good News
rarermonsters: "Well mom it's worthy of my grace"
Earthenone: depends on the sub i supose
BrukadaAbido: xD
DigitalSeahorse: ssandWOW shhhhhhh
DrakeSD: Turned snapcaster into a true muscle wizard
Hellishdream: <message deleted>Eva isn't good.
Hellishdream: <message deleted>There, I said it.
Croc64: "Chat shut up" Why don't you climb on in here and make us Wheely Boy
Dr_fragenstien: Ok :(
akkoshark: D:
tachiseneriz: That's one thicc snappy
eatingsomebagels: I've been working with image processing lately, and the card spotlight baffles me
SketchyDetails: Zenon Generator Evan And Elliot
xythrogar: in truth, all wizards have muscles
Fugi: Excuse you Hellishdream
PhorrestGaze: snapcaster? more like SLAPcaster
MrPipboy3000: Snapcaster Mage becomes Necksnapper Mage
Hellishdream: I apologize for nothing!
eatingsomebagels: Wouldn't be surprised if Paul whipped that up
Croc64: Ben no it's miserable here in florida
Croc64: Don't do it
gamercat88: no come here, DUVAL
tachiseneriz: Backbreaker Mage
Fugi: <3
zacharyisom: Wizard me , papa pump
ushiikun: It's a card that people don't realize they've lost when it resolves, because they don't always lose.
Herlo2: Floride!? is, is that a JoJo reference??!
Jackomaning: reminder that healing salve and ancestral are from the same cycle
LRRbot: Bayou | Land β€” Swamp Forest |
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Florida man, Florida man, does whatever he feels he can.
LRRbot: Kessig Prowler [G] (back: Sinuous Predator) | Creature β€” Werewolf Horror [2/1] | {4}{G}: Transform Kessig Prowler.
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with converted mana cost 1.
Myclept: area man becomes area/2 man
Karfsma778: ffffff
Loonatic93: Evan G. Lion is my favorite anime character.
phatpack: 0.0
DigitalSeahorse: Don't make Wheeler make Florida come to him....if you know what I mean theonl45Heart
Kykiwi: ooof
tachiseneriz: Backbreacker Mage- ETB Break target platyer's back
SamanthaVess: Area man enters third dimension, becomes Volume man
DarkMatt717: savage
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: benjam40Wranch
wilhelmdeath: benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch
Silver_Kn1ght: OOF
Kykiwi: the tempo
damn_i_am_pretty: Whoa
Donutholez: yeouch
kinesthetics: ARE YOU REEEEEEEEEADY
MuffinsOnAHill: Got em!
eye_h_bar: got'em
Croc64: Y I K E S
F1SHOR: ben sold that perfectly
Fugi: in relevant news, big fan of alex-ben banter
hacksaw07: benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch benjam40Wranch
rarermonsters: Turn 0 Plays All Days
Insert_code: that was an expert trhow onto the card readerbtw. A+
matufin0: So this is what it going to be
LRRbot: Waterlogged Grove | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {U}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Waterlogged Grove: Draw a card.
blast_shark: benjam40Mor
nurovi: he can't daze
Karfsma778: That man got a hole poked in i
hidingbox: that was some magic
tachiseneriz: that's gotta hurt
nurovi: it's safe
PhoenixMelior: Oh baby
DrakeSD: Little did you know, prowler actually has haste
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
tachiseneriz: stifle
PhoenixMelior: This deck is nuts
Earthenone: !card stifle
LRRbot: Stifle [U] | Instant | Counter target activated or triggered ability.
Tecnocrat: When did Wheeler set the table on fire?
hidingbox: Next up snares his 2 cmc
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Spell Snare time?
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Mattmitchell45: This is some Cowboy Magic for the summertime! Yeehaw!
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Herlo2: Kessig Prowler, the new Spark Elemental
phatpack: He tried to play that one drop but he mist
SamanthaVess: I think you'll find it's pronounce ho-cage
tachiseneriz: Hogaake
blast_shark: The prowler was just one third of a lightning skelemental
DigitalSeahorse: :D
kalateth: roids?
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Bobby, you need to release the power of your Stand.
xythrogar: hokagatog
LRRbot: Rhonas's Last Stand [GG] | Sorcery | Create a 5/4 green Snake creature token. Lands you control don't untap during your next untap step.
Myclept: inb4 spell snare
gamercat88: hogakke of valley city
SketchyDetails: Hank Hill: Propane Ninja
Mattmitchell45: Dangit Bobby-san
Professor_Rakor: That's my way of the ninja, Bobby.
SamanthaVess: @tachiseneriz LUL
Earthenone: !card unsummon
LRRbot: Unsummon [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner’s hand.
nurovi: don't unsummon me bro
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
zacharyisom: KotH is best anime
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Brutal
dangerous_safety: Propage and Propage Accessories
Herlo2: no unsummon on snek
wilhelmdeath: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
LRRbot: Vapor Snag [U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 1 life.
tachiseneriz: oh no
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: U wanna go?
nurovi: I said not to do that
DarkMatt717: this is some hella control
silenceaux: Vapor Snapsaccre
Fruan: Tempo'd into the sea
tachiseneriz: its the vapor snag
BrukadaAbido: powerful magic
noSmokeFire: Rhonas aimed high and the snake just saiiiiiiled off into the distance
Aparkhurst: the 1lander
wilhelmdeath: you cant ranch an man this hard ben
HabetG2: turns out blue is strong
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
tehfewl: Brainstorm lock?!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Sure, I guess.
DrakeSD: That feel when brainstorm just tells you you're fucked
Dr_fragenstien: No land BibleThump
Donutholez: the tempo plays are so real
hidingbox: RIP lands
tacocpu: Dammit Wheeler
Croc64: Utterly perfect plays
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Myclept: We've established a villain for the match. Always good to do that early
SamanthaVess: Ben playing 9-land Tempo?
LRRbot: Pitiless Horde [2B] | Creature β€” Orc Berserker [5/3] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life. / Dash {2}{B}{B}
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX ssandRAINBOW lrrAWESOME
tacocpu: lrrFINE
DarkMatt717: bluego unbanned
LRRbot: Hooting Mandrills [5G] | Creature β€” Ape [4/4] | Delve / Trample
bl1ghtn1n6: Someone clip that
MistahFixIt: I'm now reminded that someone said (i.e. threatened) they were playing Lantern Control...
Croc64: Woah woah, *9* lands? Let's not get excessive
LRRbot: Slaughter Pact [0] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature. / At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {2}{B}. If you don't, you lose the game.
Herlo2: Remember when we discussed distributing the points across several 1s and 2s over playing Recall on stream, chat? I think Ben made the right choice in doing not that
viridimayai: HAHAHA
hidingbox: eep
SketchyDetails: upkeep dont die. I died instead :D
DigitalSeahorse: "What the FAMILY Channel"
Dr_fragenstien: *casts ancestral* I’m a genius! *no lands* oh no!
wilhelmdeath: what a boxing match
tachiseneriz: Feels bad
silenceaux: "The deck has a low curve! I only need 23 lands!" "That's for a 60 card deck, not a 100 card one!"
BrukadaAbido: that save though
Kykiwi: on the draw?
SamanthaVess: Ben Wheeler playing greedy? Whaaaat?
Earthenone: !card sinkhole
LRRbot: Sinkhole [BB] | Sorcery | Destroy target land.
Insert_code: one land + brainstorm + ancestral seems like a snap keep everytime tbh
TheWarbo: !findquote curve
LRRbot: Quote #2168: "My deck curves out at 7, so I put in 8 lands to be safe." β€”Cameron [2016-03-26]
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with converted mana cost X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
Croc64: 1 land that hurts him to tap
Durzo_Blint_: is he playing UG Charbelcher? KappaPride
PhorrestGaze: how many lands are you running? /s (but maybe not /s)
LRRbot: Condescend [XU] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. Scry 2.
Silver_Kn1ght: silenceaux 23 on a low curve is a bit much
Myclept: @PhorrestGaze You're looking at!
MistahFixIt: "I think we're just dead here."
Myclept: at it*, woops
Fruan: Ben and Alex play so fast and take such weird lines. Following this match is a workout.
cakes_here: aeiuo aeiou aeiou
Fruan: I love it.
p_johnston: i love ben but i somehow feel this is justice for running like 26 lands.
tachiseneriz: Well bobby, looks like we're dead here
banachspacebar: now make sure you shuffle twice
SketchyDetails: Judge, my opponent shuffled his library before searching it!?
silenceaux: Silver_Kn1ght Probably, I just know that Wheeler is infamous for going low on land count in his decks.
LRRbot: Putrid Leech [BG] | Creature β€” Zombie Leech [2/2] | Pay 2 life: Putrid Leech gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
n__een_n: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:23:54.
BrukadaAbido: @cakes_here and sometimes Y!
Karfsma778: 11 is a reasonable amount, right?
F1SHOR: it wouldnt be a ben game if he didnt greed it
tacocpu: lrrJUDGE
tachiseneriz: Is that considered a Fail to Find?
jpss92400: so 10 lands
mesimp: get benjam40Ranch 'd ben
Silver_Kn1ght: 33? That many? wow
Herlo2: excuse me Dr. Wheeler, Manageorge costs thrEE mana
bl1ghtn1n6: That's a lot for Ben
BrukadaAbido: @Silver_Kn1ght London mulligan ;)
p_johnston: ok 33 is not greedy. i retract my statement.
ANDORK3: butts
DigitalSeahorse: the gassy bog of eternal stench?
tachiseneriz: a hind d?
Croc64: Ben's greatest weakness, himself
Blasteg: ancester uncalled
tachiseneriz: black project?
tachiseneriz: the revolution?
mugwugsampoo: cmonBruh
Rootpotato: benjam40KPAPride benjam40KPAPride benjam40KPAPride heeey bois whats up gang
wilhelmdeath: benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride
Jake_the_guy: good, you cutie
nurovi: benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride
prof_membrane: Awesome
kinesthetics: forgive me, master
Houseboy23: Ben Gang checking in!
hacksaw07: its weird to see you with legs ben.
tehcrashxor: Pretty good, other Ben!
nerdiusmaximus: I thought London mulligan?
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Croc64: Oh chat, I'm thinking up a spicy deck to force Ben to play on his stream, how does "Take Jeskai, and force Kess into it" sound
Jake_the_guy: <3 heck ya higlander
DrakeSD: Here we see the Wheeler in his natural habitat, mulliganing into oblivion
Croc64: Emphasis on *force*
nurovi: @Croc64 dark jeskai has happened for real I thinl
thraximore: @Croc64 call it "kesskai"
BrukadaAbido: sounds good croc
kinesthetics: @Croc64 call it kesskai
gamercat88: living on the 5
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3HEX W kathle3HEX
kinesthetics: DAMN IT lol
rarermonsters: @Croc64 Call it Jessie's Girl
thraximore: @kinesthetics too slow lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Should have brought Belcher, Ben. benjam40WheelerKappa
kinesthetics: @thraximore you are the superior planeswalker
BrukadaAbido: think that is already a deck @rarermonsters
BrukadaAbido: or at least a card
Fruan: I love the London Mulligan so much.
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
BrukadaAbido: rip stream for me
BrukadaAbido: and back :)
Herlo2: you don't have to win to get my dollars, Ben <3
muddboy87: Just got on to see these two beautiful men duke it out
LRRbot: Elvish Spirit Guide [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Spirit [2/2] | Exile Elvish Spirit Guide from your hand: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Putrid Leech [BG] | Creature β€” Zombie Leech [2/2] | Pay 2 life: Putrid Leech gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
Croc64: Oh no it's Artificial Intelligence if it has any unneeded nickname, cause no green (nature), and it's a uh, "big brain" play to force Kess into Jeskai
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
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BrukadaAbido: Slight of hand, the card that lets you cheat ;)
ushiikun: Leech seems good with the new M20 Demon
Fruan: What did that elf eat?!
tachiseneriz: it came from a booster pack
LRRbot: Quirion Dryad [1G] | Creature β€” Dryad [1/1] | Whenever you cast a white, blue, black, or red spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Quirion Dryad.
noSmokeFire: does that make putrid leech the elf's spirit animal?
Croc64: But really it's just 4c no green
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
Croc64: We don't have time for mana dorks where we're going
Daring_Apprentice: Terrifying image of the Putrid Leech being expelled from the Elvish Spirit Guide, thanks Ben!
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land β€” Forest Island |
DigitalSeahorse: xD
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Durzo_Blint_: at this time of yeaar? At this latitude?
TheAwkes: If you run Spirit Guide, do you run Lotus Petal, or is the value of Spirit Guide being a creature what puts it over the edge?
rarermonsters: Aha! Dexterity cards are banned in Highlander
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
Durzo_Blint_: localized entirely within the moonbase?
DarkMatt717: aw man a leech with bonus mouths
Kykiwi: oh god those are extra mouths
DigitalSeahorse: never didn't manMAD half it
nurovi: leech is horrifying
DrakeSD: Whoa boys
tehfewl: i got that one
Jacobontherun1: wut
mugwugsampoo: gachiHYPER
TheWarbo: I like the term "bonus mouths"
turtl3twins: @TheAwkes cuz its a creature
kansaiDop: Savage
Jake_the_guy: thats like a level 6 meme there
wilhelmdeath: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Dr_fragenstien: Ok that’s too much
Durzo_Blint_: KappaPride
MuffinsOnAHill: Well then.
Herlo2: Is this 2 clippable moments in one match?
SketchyDetails: Alex and wheeler are the best together
TheWarbo: these matchups are always A Thing
BrukadaAbido: right over my head there
DrakeSD: My daddy taught me not be ashamed of the size of my tarmogoiffs
LRRbot: Chart a Course [1U] | Sorcery | Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless you attacked with a creature this turn.
tacocpu: Why are they laughing?
p_johnston: so if ben kills alex with laughter does he win the match?
rarermonsters: riffYeti
Croc64: For anyone wondering, yes, this is *exactly* what high level competitive magic normally looks like
tachiseneriz: yes
LRRbot: Dark Confidant [1B] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/1] | At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its converted mana cost.
DarkMatt717: You were gonna beat me but what if I told you the killing joke?
Durzo_Blint_: @Croc64 emphasis on high
Croc64: Right down to smacking your leech and groaning "big"
loki_lxix: Bob makes you 8
Earthenone: !card tombstalker
LRRbot: Tombstalker [6BB] | Creature β€” Demon [5/5] | Flying / Delve
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Paul Paul Blart Mall Cop
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
LRRbot: Ice-Fang Coatl [GU] | Snow Creature β€” Snake [1/1] | Flash / Flying / When Ice-Fang Coatl enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Ice-Fang Coatl has deathtouch as long as you control at least three other snow permanents.
camelwizard: Paaaaaul Paul Blart Mall Cop
Blasteg: alright boby what have you got for me
DigitalSeahorse: sharp TEETH
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Ice-Fang Snek
LRRbot: Quirion Dryad [1G] | Creature β€” Dryad [1/1] | Whenever you cast a white, blue, black, or red spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Quirion Dryad.
Croc64: Oh the sweet whispers of death touch
kinesthetics: Bart Plart call mop
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
PhorrestGaze: don't wear a coatl
LRRbot: Fatal Push [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature if it has converted mana cost 2 or less. / Revolt β€” Destroy that creature if it has converted mana cost 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
zuchen_120: Co-ah-tul
rarermonsters: The t is silent, but there's an invisible p, so it's coo-op-pull
ArcOfTheConclave: was revolt triggered?
Herlo2: @Feminine_Desires I would gift you a sub if you werent already subbed <3
Earthenone: Fatal, Based on the novel Push by Saphire
DarkMatt717: Oh, that card is literally, literally
DarkMatt717: this is sparta
LRRbot: Waterlogged Grove | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {U}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Waterlogged Grove: Draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: Is this SPARTA? ssandSPOOKED manHUH
Feminine_Desires: @Herlo2 you should have got here earlier today :p
LRRbot: Pteramander [U] | Creature β€” Salamander Drake [1/1] | Flying / {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.
thraximore: how do you push something with flying
rarermonsters: PTRANS RIGHTS!
DarkMatt717: You know I never saw that meme fusion before and I don't know why
TheAwkes: What do Ravnica and Kaladesh have in common? Poor public safety measures in high places.
Croc64: PTRANS RIGHTS
wilhelmdeath: Trans rights
newstous: TransgenderPride TransgenderPride TransgenderPride
SamanthaVess: Ptrans rights
LRRbot: Chasm Skulker [2U] | Creature β€” Squid Horror [1/1] | Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Chasm Skulker. / When Chasm Skulker dies, create X 1/1 blue Squid creature tokens with islandwalk, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Chasm Skulker.
Herlo2: @Feminine_Desires Oh man, is today your resub day too??
Croc64: Everybody stand up for some Ptrans Rights out here
wilhelmdeath: TransgenderPride
Scar_Red_Tiger: R.I.P. Tangela
Feminine_Desires: @Herlo2 was.
SnivianMoon: Excuse me?
stutter4life: how long have they been on?
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousPride PrideTrans TransgenderPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
silenceaux: I don't get it either but sure
PhorrestGaze: PrideTrans but also what?
Feminine_Desires: I still don't have the trans flag ...
jpss92400: PrideTrans
Dog_of_Myth: PrideLionChomp
Feminine_Desires: I've got PrideLesbian
SamanthaVess: @Feminine_Desires Same rooFeels
Fruan: PrideGive PrideTrans PrideTake
newstous: NonBinaryPride
DarklordStratos: Trans Rights is what Ben named his flying men deck
MistahFixIt: I got PrideAsexual
Croc64: Pteramander is jokingly called ptrans rights for a few reason, the biggest being Autumn Burchett, a non-binary trans person (they/them) winning the first mythic championship with mono blue tempo
LRRbot: Putrid Leech [BG] | Creature β€” Zombie Leech [2/2] | Pay 2 life: Putrid Leech gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
silenceaux: PrideFlag
kragor001: PrideTrans
LoadingReadyRun: Ben and Alex communicate on a higher level of pure meme
Fizzlebo1t: What kind of sleeves is Ben using, and how get them?
tehfewl: T H I C C πŸ‘Œ πŸ‘€ πŸ’―
Jradcliffe719: I do love how if we leave Wheeler and Alex in the same room for long enough things just get funnier and funnier
DigitalSeahorse: Feminine_Desires theonl45Heart ferociousPride PrideTrans PrideTrans
MistahFixIt: @Croc64 - Aha. I see.
andy_reeed: benjam40Yee benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40ExEnginExplosive benjam40Haw
LRRbot: Vampire Nighthawk [1BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Shaman [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink
DarklordStratos: TransgenderPride
Fizzlebo1t: Thankee :D
DigitalSeahorse: one of those was supposed to be the free heart
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL ferociousPride PrideWingR
midday_rendelnep: CH Beej was 'uplifted' in an effort to decipher their language
Jake_the_guy: I look forward to the future where these matches have to have subtitles explaining the memes for future generations
Earthenone: you really need to invest in some translators if you are going to keep broadcasting foreign language matches paul :P
Croc64: With a squid, you say?
rarermonsters: "Burn the village Ralph. Burn it all."
Durzo_Blint_: ninja time?
Myclept: You can't stump the Wheeler, he's also not a tree
silenceaux: "Just me and my squid"
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: !card chasm skulker
LRRbot: Chasm Skulker [2U] | Creature β€” Squid Horror [1/1] | Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Chasm Skulker. / When Chasm Skulker dies, create X 1/1 blue Squid creature tokens with islandwalk, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Chasm Skulker.
Mattmitchell45: Is that Thalia?
niccus: squids have beaks
DarkMatt717: can you fly in the ocean? :thinking:
kalateth: do crabs think fish are flying?
LRRbot: Hooting Mandrills [5G] | Creature β€” Ape [4/4] | Delve / Trample
control_rig: Sqirds
Croc64: Chasm skulker ate thalia
kansaiDop: I want to read that book
DigitalSeahorse: pretty Talia
wilhelmdeath: get drilled
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Look down, look back up, these birds are now squids.
SketchyDetails: hooting mendrills
kinesthetics: HEY HEY, THEY'RE THE MONKEYS
rarermonsters: Hootie and the Mandrills
LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | Woodland Cemetery enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
blast_shark: They're basically the same things. boneless other than the beaks.
DigitalSeahorse: kinesthetics :D
Croc64: Look at these construction workers, and all their high quality drills
ShDragon: For being 100 card singleton decks, the same cards sure do come up a lot, hah
Croc64: They hoot a lot
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Croc64: But they do good work
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Lol @blast_shark
Donutholez: why does this Muscle Wizard deck making a zoo?
rarermonsters: Bloodghast, he's a vampire ghost somehow
DarkMatt717: I don't think I want to imagine a squid with talons
RomanGoro: Donutholez it's actually a muscle druid
Croc64: Oh I love Bloodghast
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Makes you wonder if it was a vampire or a ghost first.
Croc64: They're my favorite bird
Blasteg: @Donutholez Experiment subjects
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
Donutholez: oh sheet, it is a muscle druid!
Jake_the_guy: some vampires are just so goth they get to be ghosts and vampires
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature β€” Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
PhorrestGaze: monkey wizard is good too
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land β€” Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Kykiwi: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Paul with the shade
Croc64: Moxen, strictly worse than basic land
kalateth: your AC is busted too eh?
Croc64: Heard it here first folks
Muddy_Thunder: Paul from the top ropes!!!
Fugi: Love paul commentary
ExhaustedElox: You're not helping, Paul.
DarkMatt717: ah yes, ghost vampire, the ascended hipster
Earthenone: now we can put mox in the strictly worse cube i guess
DigitalSeahorse: *suddenly remembers she needs to buy more shoe nubuck spray for the leather playmat she's going to make this year for DB*
blast_shark: This game was playing more like mussel wizards a few turns ago.
SamanthaVess: Activate the meme stream!
ChaosInfest: Or 30 seconds with the Meme Stream
Croc64: Stupid Sexy Steacy
LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
rarermonsters: Stage 1 is you lock yourself in a russian missle silo with a box of manga
DigitalSeahorse: ^
AirTony7: Don't cross the memes
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Island | Basic Snow Land β€” Island |
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: SMART Sexy Steacy :P
Myclept: I love seeing FoF resolved in paper
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with converted mana cost 1.
Dog_of_Myth: Cross all the memes
Kykiwi: wow
Mattmitchell45: Alex is incompressible
Jake_the_guy: YIKES
Croc64: God I wish it was just 5 islands
tachiseneriz: big oof
ExhaustedElox: Best FoF
wilhelmdeath: thats half your lands
Jake_the_guy: thats like the worst fof I've seen
Herlo2: that's one frosty FoF
DarkMatt717: FoF is weird. I'm seminew to magic and fof is still really weird
banachspacebar: 5-0 it if it's 5 islands
Myclept: If it's 5 islands, you're obligated to give them all 5
mortition: which growing creature is that?
Kumakaori: JOOOOO~~~~
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: !card quirion dryad
LRRbot: Quirion Dryad [1G] | Creature β€” Dryad [1/1] | Whenever you cast a white, blue, black, or red spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Quirion Dryad.
Kumakaori: [/ashita no]
JonasIGuess: is that an actual mox?
DigitalSeahorse: something places....something faces
LRRbot: Gifted Aetherborn [BB] | Creature β€” Aetherborn Vampire [2/3] | Deathtouch, lifelink
Earthenone: all cards are not proxied
mortition: thanks @HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable
Croc64: Look at that aetherborn
Croc64: They're so gifted
LRRbot: Gutterbones [B] | Creature β€” Skeleton Warrior [2/1] | Gutterbones enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}{B}: Return Gutterbones from your graveyard to your hand. Activate this ability only during your turn and only if an opponent lost life this turn.
rarermonsters: The best FoF feels are when you can get an opponent to pick the 1 pile, followed by the worst feeling because they're probably about to win.
LRRbot: Spawn of Mayhem [2BB] | Creature β€” Demon [4/4] | Spectacle {1}{B}{B} / Flying, trample / At the beginning of your upkeep, Spawn of Mayhem deals 1 damage to each player. Then if you have 10 or less life, put a +1/+1 counter on Spawn of Mayhem.
blast_shark: I once cast FoF to reveal 4 lands and then Call the Skybreaker as the 5th card. That was a roller coaster.
Herlo2: [So no Chi no Sadame intensifies]
Dog_of_Myth: That's a demon.
cakeflavo: thats not a normal shaped mouth, spawn of mayhem
prof_membrane: Spawn of Mayhem is remarkable.
niccus: :V
queenfounder: I just prefer reassembling skeleton to gutterbones all day!
mrshazboto: I didn't even THINK about Putrid Leach there JFC
andy_reeed: Get’em Alex!
Earthenone: i have cast one FoF in my life, it was in conspiracy and i had to take a pile of 0 because the pile of 5 made me die before i could untap
kalateth: nothing like the spectical of the flampler
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
rarermonsters: Apply the leech, balance your humors
hidingbox: Should dryad have another counter?
Herlo2: I'm more on board with 'ol Gutterbones @queenfounder. 2 power is just so nice
DarkMatt717: Apply every part of the leech
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote leech
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
j4bon: !findquote suck
prof_membrane: It's cute that the LRRbot card reading is *not* stream delayed. IT's a card from the FUTURE
queenfounder: Yeah but it goes straight back to the battlefield!
Dog_of_Myth: !findquote demon
LRRbot: Quote #2508: "The computer has assessed the threat as being demons." β€”Alex [2016-05-13]
DoodlestheGreat: Suck like a FOX, mister. ConcernDoge
Fizzlebo1t: *Hoover starts revving up*
Croc64: "How do you say it, Benjamin? No no, oh right, that's it, Garbage!"
LRRbot: Mental Note [U] | Instant | Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard. / Draw a card.
ThorSokar: this is how do you say "two to the bottom"
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: This hole, it's made for me.
LRRbot: Snow-Covered Island | Basic Snow Land β€” Island |
LRRbot: Blossoming Defense [G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn.
TheAwkes: prof_membrane you might be due for a refresh, I'm getting card reader and on-screen play at the same time.
LRRbot: Putrid Leech [BG] | Creature β€” Zombie Leech [2/2] | Pay 2 life: Putrid Leech gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn.
rarermonsters: Ber-Serk Ber-Serk
LRRbot: Deeproot Champion [1G] | Creature β€” Merfolk Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Deeproot Champion.
Croc64: Ben's got something up his sleeve
BrukadaAbido: but its so short @Croc64 !
Croc64: I started typing that before he turned to the camera by the way
nurovi: he's full of it
queenfounder: But those are some short sleeves
nurovi: yeah
Kykiwi: GGS
Kykiwi: nice games
thraximore: ggs!
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: GGS
loki_lxix: YAY
nurovi: benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride
DarkMatt717: those games were wild
kalateth: good close game
silenceaux: Question: is there a fog variant that does get played in Highlander?
Jella: !decklist
LRRbot: Decklists and other data for the League are at lrr.cc/canleague
thraximore: black mold got there :D
DigitalSeahorse: ferociousGG ferociousGG ferociousGG
Croc64: @BrukadaAbido yeah it's his arms
espi: proceed to cheat step
Jake_the_guy: that was some nice magic
BrukadaAbido: see, SEE too short of sleeves!
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wilhelmdeath: benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride
rarermonsters: @silenceaux Moment's Rest
Blasteg: GGs
andy_reeed: benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride benjam40DrTPride
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: @silenceaux Spore Frog sometimes
LRRbot: Force of Despair [1BB] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a black card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy all creatures that entered the battlefield this turn.
zacharyisom: Nice!!!!!
rarermonsters: @silenceaux Moment's Peace*
Earthenone: spore frog and moments peace
Croc64: Well ben lost, his career as a twitch stream is cancelled
LRRbot: Tyrant's Choice [1B] | Sorcery | Will of the council β€” Starting with you, each player votes for death or torture. If death gets more votes, each opponent sacrifices a creature. If torture gets more votes or the vote is tied, each opponent loses 4 life.
Croc64: Pack it in folks
silenceaux: Ahhhh, yeah I understand then.
Dog_of_Myth: Rude Ben
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: Just rubbing salt into the wound
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEN ssandSPOOKED
Herlo2: woof, that FNPF fit into just about 3 hours!
Donutholez: flampling discount demon
tehcrashxor: Winningest Desk!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCAMERON lrrFINE
Noodle126: wyrmwoGGs wyrmwoGGs
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCAMERON lrrSACK benginLucky
Daring_Apprentice: Cleveland Medium Browns
MistahFixIt: I am concerned by Alex's cackling...
tacocpu: rip lrrCAMERON
Croc64: We gonna see a 7/6 for 3 next time round
hoktauri: I need 10 Vilis' for reasons
Daring_Apprentice: Go Cam!
silenceaux: Does the mulligan change too?
thraximore: I love Alex's laugh more than any other person in the world
Earthenone: "same" "deck"
BrukadaAbido: quillPewPew quillNuke
silenceaux: (Or did you already swap to the London)
MistahFixIt: Torpor ORB
Kykiwi: OOORBB
Croc64: O R B
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: O R B
Aarek: ORB
Bladinus: O R B
Karfsma778: O 4 B
SnivianMoon: OOORB
gamercat88: ubliette
Jake_the_guy: praise the ORB
noSmokeFire: choose Torp or Orb
rarermonsters: TEETH TEETH TEETH
billiam_mayzing: TEETH
SamanthaVess: O R B
kinesthetics: ORB TRIBAL
Croc64: Someone call Kiefer quick!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: O R B
Prince__Phantom: O R B
loki_lxix: hoorb
Dog_of_Myth: Believe in the O R B
Croc64: IT"S O R B T I M E
MistahFixIt: GivePLS lrrCIRCLE TakeNRG
Fruan: PrideGive ORB PrideTake
kinesthetics: ORB TRIBAL UP INN HERE
xythrogar: OOOO RRRRR BBBB
Dezinkled: !card torpor orb
LRRbot: Torpor Orb [2] | Artifact | Creatures entering the battlefield don't cause abilities to trigger.
thewinterhoard2414: Orb
wilhelmdeath: benjam40DrTeeth benjam40DrTeeth benjam40DrTeeth
damn_i_am_pretty: What does Rusty Venture have to do with this?
frozenphoenix7: Alternatively, Hushwing Gryff
malexus101: we love a orb, but a 2/1 white gryff?
Fizzlebo1t: Orb is the new cow bell :P
TheAwkes: tor Por ORRRB
adambomb625: When did this become GDQ?
kalateth: rule of law....
billiam_mayzing: kathle3HEX
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCOIN lrrCIRCLE benginButt
MistahFixIt: GivePLZ lrrCIRCLE TakeNRG
DigitalSeahorse: PrideGive lrrCIRCLE PrideTake
Donutholez: Alex is gonna play a certain 7/6 dino for 1bb w/ no downside
Karfsma778: Morb Orb
Croc64: GivePLZ benginButt TakeNRG
niccus: is anyone in the colors for lavinia
Myclept: love this crew
BrukadaAbido: o/
PhoenixMelior: Always lucky
twitchgamesis: orb
DigitalSeahorse: lol
gamercat88: kingdom of cards
Karfsma778: @Donutholez 2B. It's even BETTER
Earthenone: i thought it was 2b
BrukadaAbido: <3 @LoadingReadyRun Always a pleasure!
queenfounder: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
Donutholez: oh yeah 2b
DigitalSeahorse: Ba
MistahFixIt: Patreon-Dot-Com: You're All Accomplices Now Kappa
HovermyrIsBarelyPlayable: !card charity extractor
LRRbot: Charity Extractor [3B] | Creature β€” Human Knight [1/5] | Lifelink
thraximore: night fellas
Mechubus: Hurray! Thanks for a good show tonight.
Blasteg: golf is dark cloud
PhorrestGaze: golf, uh, finds away
Mechubus: Goodnight everyone
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS ssandCOIN lrrARROW
Donutholez: will someone please play to no-one wins dino combo? LUL
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Fruan: lrrDOTS lrrCAMERON lrrARROW
gamercat88: spoliers serge
Earthenone: !spoilers
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DigitalSeahorse: YES PLS
billiam_mayzing: WHAT IF THE FIGHT GIVES YOU MORE PTSD?
tehcrashxor: Your inner demons become an outside deamon!
Blasteg: Me too
billiam_mayzing: BOSS RUSH
Muddy_Thunder: Yeah time out serge LRRbot!!
Earthenone: !patreon
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TheWarbo: that is like exactly on the most recent D&D podcast with the interview on the mental health module
Croc64: "Amazing people" I wouldn't go *that* far
Fruan: What are Alex's pants? They're rad!
BasilHunter: I answer to both
LoganAura: Aw butts I only just came here
DigitalSeahorse: manPOT lrrSLOTH I have no lemur emotes
Jake_the_guy: alex's pants are part of a army outfit thing he has
LoganAura: Ah well time for the vod
billiam_mayzing: Ben you doin ok? something interesting goin on with that token box?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT
Croc64: "You can't counter my spell if I never stop holding priority!"
Blasteg: (Called slow play)
Croc64: "Judges can't respond If I continue to hold priority!"
Croc64: "I'm gonna have to-" "HOLDING"
Blasteg: Aren't judge calls Interupts?
Croc64: "Judge I can't lose"
billiam_mayzing: nah manasources
Muddy_Thunder: "No, Judge I still have priority, you can't give your ruling until I give it up!"
Croc64: "I have a platinum angel"
DigitalSeahorse: xD
I_Am_Clockwork: Cheer1000
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Earthenone: Judges can just rollback the game until you dont have the angel in play then make you lose
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL PrideWingL PrideLionYay PrideLionYay PrideWingR PrideWingR
Muddy_Thunder: @Earthenone lol
billiam_mayzing: perfect timing there alex
Fruan: Yay! Now to go watch north100
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for stream PrideWingL lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW PrideWingR
DigitalSeahorse: PrideWingL lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW PrideWingR
billiam_mayzing: wheeler was on tap tap this week as well
Fruan: One day soon, LRR will be nothing but Bens, as far as the eye can see.
Creature_Comforts: PrideWingR PrideWingR PrideWingR
Fruan: Maybe Bens and Matts.