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TXC2: hello Kraest and Traion welcome
TXC2: Here we GO!
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ultterr: good evening adam, hey chat :D
TXC2: Hello Adam
betsytheripper: that certainly was a background shriek
thefileclerk: HA
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StillAnEmoKid: Morning everyone!
TXC2: Good time everybody
Traion: #StillNoInto #OurBoiIsGettingBullied #BlameJames
betsytheripper: how meta
TXC2: ADam is too awesome to have an intro
wujo444: Adam is his own intro
Traion: Adam Savidan well known for being meta
ramiel117: !next
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TXC2: we need a notlikethis emote, but it's notthisloud
Grescheks: we made it to the black tower last week
UncannyJimjams: oh nice, never played this game. I'm excited to see it
wujo444: so with a headphones @TXC2
ugh_sunlight: yes?
OrcaIguana: Yeah, I was blaming James, not making a mistake, *cough* *cough*
TehAmelie: hello computer friends
Grescheks: we're supposed to help the angel of death guy
TXC2: wujo444 I was thinking more just hands over ears
Grescheks: game looks good
TXC2: looks fine
Grescheks: oops whoops
wujo444: nice start LUL
TXC2: good start
ultterr: definitely calculated start
ultterr: LUL
ugh_sunlight: beej's stream is at 6pm
Veste: this aint dat g1 climax
wujo444: the game still looks kinda decent
TXC2: this is better Kappa
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Aurelius101: Have we found out what War is good for yet? Good God, y'all!
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Kraest: oh god i remember this puzzle
Veste: nothin better than the ace of the universe
TXC2: "but it doesn't do anything." "wrong, it does nothing."
Traion: Oh I think I get it
ultterr: maybe throw something throught the hole?
ultterr: something should make it shoot beam
TXC2: how do we puzzle lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
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Grescheks: when you raised it, it opened the path
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ultterr: the big ball at the beginning
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seth_erickson: Puzzle God BTW
ultterr: is there a switch or something to hit around the big ball above the door?
Aurelius101: I can feel the sarcasm, Adam. :P
HondoTrigger: can we cast sleep on our enemies in this
Weagle: If only
geekvs: its berezus
Driosenth: bey-Zoe
malsareus: good evening Adam, enjoying the Dark Side?
betsytheripper: "who cares" was the right answer haha
Aurelius101: So I'd heard that Darksiders was basically "Zelda as conceived by Rob Liefeld," but I hadn't really grasped just how accurate that was.
cheetoJack: "gamer holes" should go on the list of things no one should ever say
geekvs: thats what she said
ultterr: the big ball that you see through the holes is the key
TXC2: Aurelius101 I mean, you're not wrong
betsytheripper: who says gamerholes??
Aurelius101: I didn't think I was, but I didn't realize just how right I was. Good Lord.
malsareus: We could call them dungeon holes instead
TXC2: Excitement holes!
ultterr: maybe first raise all the holes first and walk throught the top?
TXC2: !point
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Aurelius101: Is there some sort of laser beam?
SwordsIce: do you have to light those big torches?
Aurelius101: Generally speaking the Gamer Holes(tm) in a puzzle like this are meant to be guiding a laser or something to a receptacle to open the path...
Aurelius101: Want I should Google a walkthrough?
Grescheks: I assume there's something that needs to be activated on the side opposite the door to shoot through the holes?
Kraest: There is a laser beam that shoots through the holes
realhillwolf: hi
TehAmelie: i feel like the game is missing a dash jump
TXC2: hello realhillwolf welcome
Aurelius101: What's the name of the current section you're in?
malsareus: Adam do you remember what the angel said last time? You must find a way to channel power to the central chamber
Kraest: @tehamelie I think there is a dash jump
TehAmelie: well then
malsareus: go find so juice
ultterr: earlier you walk at the top of the walls, maybe try something there?
TXC2: Hello Ben
TehAmelie: hey it's Ben
malsareus: Hey Ben
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
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JoeKim: hello friends
nightwingmisthawk: Heyo Ben
JoeKim: hows the murdering zelda today
malsareus: Ben, no snark until you can do it better
TXC2: Hello JoeKim welcome
Grescheks: ohai Joe
erloas: they just need to make Adam get keys, none of these puzzles, just collect keys
Aurelius101: That's an awful glide. That's an early Spyro glide. Fuck that glide.
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Grescheks: what's up the stairs there?
Kraest: You get a portal gun (not even joking) and that lets you shoot the laser through the holes which need to be lined up and you can’t do this section until you get it
Kraest: So you have to go up
malsareus: you get the portal gun IN this dungeon
Aurelius101: This game has a goddamn portal gun?
ultterr: there's stair earlier
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Jovh11: Puzzles?! Adam knows only War
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Grescheks: up where? There's lots of up
Kraest: Yeah this section sure...is.
Aurelius101: Confirmed what War is not good for: puzzles.
ultterr: LUL
TXC2: a scene cut
ultterr: now that makes perfect sense
Kraest: Like it said! It sure...is.
Aurelius101: You really shouldn't be cranking it on stream, Adam. Fairly certain that's against TOS.
Mushbie: turn crank for what!
TXC2: no that's Krumping Kappa
Aurelius101: What fresh hell is this?
Jovh11: Do you think War can see the differently colored words so that he knows they're important?
TXC2: Hello Alex
TehAmelie: can't wait to see what y'all are filming today
HondoTrigger: is that a hokage behind you?
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nightwingmisthawk: Uhhh Alex...
ultterr: is that thor
ultterr: PogChamp
Aurelius101: This is from an era where the game archetypes were different, and kind of shit.
laozi3: You all saw that, right?
TehAmelie: game length = quality
TXC2: "man this gameplay is excellent" "Did someone say EGGcellent?!"
HondoTrigger: tested your patience more than me?
HondoTrigger: LUL
Aurelius101: When was the last time you kicked an ass in the ostensible ass-kicking game?
ultterr: continue to the 2nd game after this? LUL
TehAmelie: let's turn this into a puzzle OF THE FLESH
Lirelent: it means we love you Adam
StillAnEmoKid: At least you're almost done...I think
HondoTrigger: Adam is always pondering
JeremyDevoid: thats adams trick. he is always thinking
Didero: Don't worry, it's meant as a compliment
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TXC2: of course Adam is always thinking, he's got that Galaxy Brain Kappa
Driosenth: cheer100 testing your patience more than a doctor in an asylum in a horror game?
Kraest: I named my red and black seven string guitar after one of the things these red angels say :3
thefileclerk: nice! thank you!
Didero: What's hitting you? Probably the enemies Kappa
JeremyDevoid: camera true final boss
Aurelius101: This combat doesn't even look very good.
firelordgamez: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 26:54.
Aurelius101: Wait, Keldorans? Are we on Dominaria now?
TXC2: that's Keljorans
TXC2: it's Man-E-Faces
Aurelius101: Are these gadgets of any use to you in organic gameplay or are they just arbitrary use commands for puzzles?
Jovh11: How you enjoying off brand more violent Zelda?
ultterr: we're playing portal now LUL
Mark_D_Stroyer: Okay, so portal gun is...a bit too accurate.
Didero: Hey, now we never have to walk again!
Mark_D_Stroyer: Okay, seriously what the heck?
Aurelius101: Oh God, they're even blue and orange.
thefileclerk: really, orange and blue?
Kraest: Adam, don’t forget that you can charge them. That fucked me up big time when I played this
TStodden: It's not Portal unless there's cake.
TXC2: IT'S EVEN ORANGE AND BLUE !
firelordgamez: Wow, I don't think I ever knew that you could charge them when I played it
thefileclerk: now you are thinking with voids
Kraest: @txc2 I told y’all it’s a literal actual portal gun!
Sanityis0verrated: sup trogs
Didero: Portal doesn't have the sole claim on blue vs orange, they're just easily readable opposite colours
Mark_D_Stroyer: Portal 1 you can put portals everywhere. Portal 2 you have more limited places you can put portals. Portal 3 is Darksiders.
TXC2: I 100% believe it's those colours, becuase those are the colours of the jumpgates in Babylon 5
thefileclerk: art
firelordgamez: This section felt super looooong
TXC2: OK so Portal was from 2007, and this was from 2010
TStodden: The Red / Orange & Blue are more scientifically accurate as well (with Red / Blue Shift effects... depending if you're going towards or away something)
firelordgamez: Also, be careful cos I had to scrap an apocalyptic run here cos of a softlock
Didero: Why do you skip yellow chests?
thefileclerk: this is super exciting for what is apperently the endstage of a game
Mark_D_Stroyer: Even the freaking demo for this game was super long.
SharkHero08: Adam are you going to do a prerelease?
Kraest: Glhf with this annoying motherfucker
Mark_D_Stroyer: I think you have to portal dodge
Masslost: fear not adam you got darksiders 2 and 3 to still play lol
Solipsody: These sure are some quicktime events...
Didero: Oh right, since it's videogames, even though you found out how to hit him, you have to do it two more times
Grescheks: he bopped you hard
firelordgamez: Yeah, skip 2
realhillwolf: just went to my first pre release. won 3/4. had a lot of fun.
erloas: "I can't stand to be asked the same question 3 times in a row"
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TehAmelie: it really looked like stabbing the guy in the brain and twisting the sword should have been a kill move
Mark_D_Stroyer: Yeah after that section I'm 100% the only way to avoid is to portal away when he attacks
Jovh11: Take portal before they slam
Masslost: adam id say wolfenstein 2 would be fun to play but that is very very mature
TehAmelie: hits like a wrecking ball, ironically
PixelSavage: does anyone else could do with a little less products from Wizards of the cost ? seems like these days you stuff is good for 2 months tops before something new shows up you absolutely HAVE to buy :D
TehAmelie: "mature" as in lots of shooting and swearing, right
firelordgamez: LUL
Mushbie: yeet
Solipsody: Sub... Dungeon?
Buxx345: look an oob glitch
TehAmelie: the suibocean finds a way
thefileclerk: YEET
ultterr: LUL
TXC2: WE DID IT AGAIN!
Grescheks: we're back in the void I guess
createdforskins: dayBroken
JeremyDevoid: well that was interesting
StillAnEmoKid: It fucking yeeted you!
TXC2: Iclips
macintose: kobe
Didero: speedrun strats
Midas509: "thats where u go oob"
firelordgamez: Speed run skip
erloas: you win
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Kraest: YEET
Mark_D_Stroyer: "Alright, this is a pixel-perfect sequence break"
ultterr: where did the game last autosave?
Alma_v: sergeOffByOne
betsytheripper: how come every time I manage to catch this stream you end up in the subocean?
ultterr: LUL
ultterr: cant even die
RavingPenguin: Goodbye world
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Mark_D_Stroyer: Somebody get Alex in here
Grescheks: to sub ocean!
Buxx345: WOOOOOOOO
TXC2: more suboceans then a W+P game Kappa
thefileclerk: #goodgame #muchfun
Mark_D_Stroyer: Quite a skybox geez
OrcaIguana: lrrFINE
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thefileclerk: flip table, start mario maker
Midas509: all my bezoz moneys for u!
TehAmelie: dang, it's no fun being on the other end of the Blender
thefileclerk: #fun
Kraest: “I have to beat this but I’m not happy about it” was how I felt about 2
firelordgamez: Sometimes the beholder doors in this area will glitch and move you through them without actually unlocking. Be careful, cos that can softlock you. I lost a run on apocalyptic that way.
Buxx345: insta turn
ultterr: LUL
realhillwolf: pretty cool
Mark_D_Stroyer: The sky death was fantastic
TXC2: well that honks
SharkHero08: Thought you were the best LUL
ultterr: that was really similar to giant death on skyrim
thefileclerk: team rocket blasting off agaaaaaain
Mark_D_Stroyer: Yeah I think you need to have portals on each end to jump out of range
TehAmelie: that only did 80% of all your health bars in one blow, no big
realhillwolf: two hit KO
Kraest: Holy Christ that fucking rocked you
TXC2: Adam is the Best, he only fails on purpose to make us think he is human
erloas: maybe set the portals before attacking? for a quick escape
Kraest: I think my tactic for this part was kiting him from one side to the other.
thefileclerk: this is actually only the first boss form
Didero: I'm playing through Tomb Raider Anniversary at the moment, and I've been getting through that reluctantly in places too. That's why I'm playing it on Easy, because it's annoying enough as it is
realhillwolf: this is usnt even my final form
Solipsody: Having to do the exact same thing three times really enhances your sense that you're actually achieving something, rather than just hitting the buttons the Skinner Box tells you to.
ultterr: LUL
ultterr: much fun
firelordgamez: Get in front of him
Solipsody: Except of course a Skinner Box would have given you a treat by now.
PixelSavage: ah yes ... fun.
Zaraka00: no the other circle
TXC2: Didero I legit got stuck on the first level for hours
Grescheks: which side is "in front"?
noSmokeFire: now you're thinking with portals
Jarhi28: wait you have a portal gun?
TXC2: sure do
Mark_D_Stroyer: Yup, God of War sure was a timely game.
Grescheks: ah yes, the soul laser
Didero: So even the robots have souls here?
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Kraest: @didero Sign posts have souls, why not robots?
geekvs: monster hunter golf when?
Mark_D_Stroyer: Oh it's a portal puzzle.
Didero: TXC2: I've just used a walkthrough a couple of times for some stupid puzzles. Though I've also been stuck a few times because I'm an idiot >_>
Mark_D_Stroyer: You have to portal the laser where it hits the wall
StillAnEmoKid: I think you need to open a portal for the lazer
erloas: oh, the whole beam through the portal thing
itsr67: war, what is he good for?
Solipsody: Absolutely nothing.
TXC2: say it again y'all
Mark_D_Stroyer: These are really stupid portal puzzles
Didero: So that whole fight was just to get a light beam?
thefileclerk: !badgame
Grescheks: the beam is still up top
thefileclerk: !game bad
Mark_D_Stroyer: You used the other portal
Mark_D_Stroyer: And moved it
Mark_D_Stroyer: You need to put blue protal back in beam
erloas: used the wrong color portal
Solipsody: !game basically Dante's Inferno, without the visual pizzazz.
Didero: Kraest: They probably had a surplus of souls, so you gotta store 'em somewhere
PixelSavage: big brain play right there - no need to feel like an idiot
realhillwolf: art (o_o) //_//
firelordgamez: LUL
Mark_D_Stroyer: Ugh. I haven't even been watching this much and I'm already fed up with this game.
PixelSavage: activated a trap card!
Mark_D_Stroyer: I mean, I guess this really was the end of a kind of era in gaming.
Driosenth: in high school psychology, there was this computer game that taught students about Skinner boxes where the player would train a rat to shock itself to sometimes get a reward. By rewarding it less and less often, I broke the game by eventually training the rat to keep shocking itself never getting the reward.
Jovh11: Youre going to need to know that L2 dismisses a portal so you can dismiss the exit portal constantly to reset without going back
Sanityis0verrated: hey hey hey making fun of Adam is our job
Solipsody: I'll bet the game will be great once this incredibly long cutscene finishes. It's definitely not just this over and over forever, right?
Solipsody: @Driosenth You didn't break the game, you just discovered the premise behind "Free to Play".
PixelSavage: yeah adam there is something behind you and it is ...."crushing student loan debt" dun-dun-DUN!
thefileclerk: lrrHERE
Kraest: This game goes through about six archetypical styles and genres throughout, like they tried to make a game for everyone but couldn’t figure out how to put it all together seamlessly.
Mark_D_Stroyer: I can imagine Darksiders 4 being algorithmically generated, where it generates content forever.
thefileclerk: more like aimlessly
TXC2: PixelSavage so it's Elizabeth Warren? Kappa
noSmokeFire: "This should be interesting" <narrator voice> "It wasn't
Earthenone: !quote 4545
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TXC2: Good thing I'm not on Discord then Kappa
thefileclerk: oh, oh good
Solipsody: Kinda weird having Watch & Play without a co-host.
HondoTrigger: gamers hate useless items
firelordgamez: The gun was for killing the wurms
ultterr: puzzle only gun
Grescheks: it was needed for having a gun!
PixelSavage: its a paddle .... for paddlin.
itsr67: This gun, I use for puzzles.
Mark_D_Stroyer: We're sorry, Adam.
noSmokeFire: it seems excrutiating!
thefileclerk: you would think the edgyness would dull after a bit
ultterr: finally comes back to here.. full circle at last
Solipsody: If you introduce a gun in act I of your game, you know there's going to be a stupid puzzle in act III.
PixelSavage: O have to ask ... what is even the point of this "puzzle section" its feel 100% arbitrary ....
noSmokeFire: high octane BEAM ACTION
itsr67: chekov's puzzle gun
ultterr: LUL
Kraest: I said on day one that there were awful laser puzzles at the end XD
noSmokeFire: BEAMS it's what GAMERS CRAVE
MeJustinYouChat: Let's make a puzzle game and market it like a fighting game...
erloas: @PixelSavage to make the gamer run back and forth across all the stuff they built for them to run across
thefileclerk: we are watching a mab be warn down to a fine powder
TXC2: PixelSavage I wager padding for time
Pravikun: Good luck Adam!! I need to get back to work prepping for my D&D game later. But before I go, have a sub!
firelordgamez: @PixelSavage It's cos this game is stylized like a LoZ game, but a hack n' slash. So they like adding in new equip[s in each dungeon and puzzles that use them.
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itsr67: "We can be a god of war too!" "No, not really."
TXC2: so long Pravikun have fun
Drew_64: Portal puzzles are a really integral part of the 4 horseman story, it's all right there in the book of revelations.
Grindclocke: are all of these tools you have just for puzzle sections
ultterr: omg that's only 1 out of 3
Grescheks: one third of the way to freeing this dude!
firelordgamez: Gr8 job, now just do all that two more times
Didero: whos this clown
Grescheks: we were trying to hurry, but you are slowing us down, angel dude!
Kraest: At least you get to hear voice acting again
noSmokeFire: war's head is SO WIDE
Jovh11: Good news you're not even halfway there
itsr67: that sure was a scene
Mark_D_Stroyer: Uh
Solipsody: When I used to work in games (many years ago), people were always telling me their "ideas" for videogames, and this is just every single one of those, shaken up in a bag and overcooked like bad fried chicken.
Kraest: OH BOY JUMPING PUZZLES
thefileclerk: big moving architecture of minor importance
Didero: Hey, talk to the dude! Don't you want the lore? :P
firelordgamez: The beams... redirect the beams...
noSmokeFire: I wish *I* could summon a staircase to get out of uncomfortable conversations
Mark_D_Stroyer: The beam to shove up his ass?
Grescheks: oh really, dude? Do you think we should redirect the beams???
Drew_64: you have a gun for this exact situation
Earthenone: The beams... redirect the beams...
TXC2: strap in chat
thefileclerk: yuuuuup
betsytheripper: are you... trying to get mad?
MeJustinYouChat: hahaha
noSmokeFire: redirect the beans
HondoTrigger: get on top the hydra's back
TehAmelie: charge the beams, create the vortex
TehAmelie: wait
cheetoJack: memes... redirect the memes
thefileclerk: emergent gameplay!
Driosenth: "redirect the beams", "return the slab"
aWabbajack: so how are you liking it? Also I got until dawn because you were playing it
TXC2: Return the map, return what you stole from me
TehAmelie: you must gather your beans before venturing forth
BrowneePoints: Fun fact: War is the same voice as Illidan(Liam O'Brien)
ArcOfTheConclave: thank you for that hint that we already knew!
geekvs: its the beans... dude had taco bell for lunch
Mark_D_Stroyer: Oh gosh
TehAmelie: i knew that gruff muttering was familiar
thefileclerk: good choice there progammers
firelordgamez: Hey Adam, I think you might want to try and redirect the beams. Just a feeling.
Mark_D_Stroyer: You can maybe portal to that top ledge?
thefileclerk: kobe?
Solipsody: Basically all this is missing is a dagger that rewinds time in order to be the complete greatest hits of games from my teens and twenties, and yet they don't seem to have managed to make a single one of these things actually fun here.
TehAmelie: i have deja vu and i honestly don't know if i've played the game this far or i'm just remembering this puzzle from several othe rgames
Grindclocke: why was only one portal window blocked off coneyHMM
Solipsody: Do you remember enjoying it? 'Cause that was a different game.
Didero: I mean, it just redirecting beams :P
TXC2: Nostalgia is a powerful drug
Grescheks: everyone knows that fights in confined spaces are the best
firelordgamez: I mean, I enjoyed this game a lot, even though I got softlocked out of my save.
betsytheripper: soul is trapped permanently going down
TehAmelie: did you know 200 times more people die in stairs than in elevators?
Mark_D_Stroyer: This really is a game that thinks the Warhammer is too subtle.
noSmokeFire: if you die on an elevator you die in real life
thefileclerk: @betsytheripper we are all trapped here
Didero: Does this game also have an Easy difficulty, or is Normal the difficulty with the least bullshit?
TXC2: Fun story: I have a fear of elevators
noSmokeFire: imagine if they started playing elevator music for that fight
ArcOfTheConclave: Yay Cycles!
Grescheks: ah, bats on loan from Boreus
Didero: If I recall correctly, the difficulty setting in Prince Of Persia: Sands of Time just made the enemies stronger (and maybe added more of 'em). Which just made everything more annoying
firelordgamez: Ugh, Boreus is awful
firelordgamez: How did they make it worse with the last update?
Orlantia: have you tried redirecting the beams?
BrowneePoints: Sniped
Didero: wow rude, bat
TehAmelie: floating platforms, do we count that as a puzzle or just pure padding to display their cool floating platform special effect?
Grescheks: firelordgamez wait, they made Boreus worse? How???
Grescheks: complain away, Adam
Solipsody: The only puzzle here is trying to figure out why any of this exists at all.
aWabbajack: what's wrong with the game?
MeJustinYouChat: That's the sunk cost fallacy there
Sanityis0verrated: I mean you don't HAVE to
thefileclerk: someone playtested this
TXC2: it's dull, repetitive, and does not explain it's puzzles in any way
Didero: whats NOT wrong with the game
erloas: they did it with the key game... had to finish all 900 keys
Traion: Just think about the cool Dauntless stream tonight Adam. You have to suffer through this to get to your sweet reward ;)
Orlantia: he's come so far and fought so long. but in the end it doesn't even matter
Grescheks: saved by the bats!
Didero: Didn't you have a gun?
Kraest: This franchise needs to pick a fucking lane
noSmokeFire: don't b@ me
firelordgamez: @Grescheks They tried to balance him in the last update. They supposedly removed the total number of invulnerability phases he has (though it seems just as many to me) but also made it so he spawns minions ALL the time, and they do a TON more damage.
Grindclocke: can you chainshot the bats?
incredulouspasserby: god gamer
Mark_D_Stroyer: Wow to this stage
seth_erickson: It's ok complain now so that later when you play with the other dauntless partners you have a great time
Sanityis0verrated: lrrGREED
incredulouspasserby: okay I stand corrected
Grescheks: pew pew!
Mark_D_Stroyer: Gun! Hah
TehAmelie: i mean there was a great potential for a gimmick where every horseman has a totally different game. but that didn't go far. . .
duckondrugs: pew pew
robo__nixon: These bats wearing kevlar?!
Grindclocke: a weapon fitting for the avatar of war seabatYIKES
Markster981: oh this bit huh. ah memories
Kraest: @robo__nixon Nah, he’s just shooting tater tots instead of bullets
aWabbajack: speaking of gun shots. Watching someone stream a shooter with similar sounding guns while doing PVP shooters is quite distracting
Traion: @tehamelie maybe if they didn't add in Strife and Fury instead of normal horsemen :P
Grescheks: imagine if going through that portal just launched you off the edge
Mark_D_Stroyer: Pestilence gets literally Pandemic
Solipsody: @TehAmelie Like the DLC games for Shovel Knight.
TehAmelie: yes!
aWabbajack: or the same exact game that would really throw you off
Grescheks: wat
firelordgamez: Jebaited
TXC2: Game pls
kevenwith2es: Jebaited
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electroswagnetism: Hey Adam, would you recommend this game at this point?
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aWabbajack: katesTry katesRip
Mark_D_Stroyer: Uh
TXC2: SUB HYPE 14
firelordgamez: You can portal through portals here
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Grescheks: I think you have to do that twice?
MeJustinYouChat: You did the right thing but need to wait longer
geekvs: f
ravensshade: hey at least this isn't the darksiders 2 elevator section... I hated that one...
Grindclocke: are you gonna have to backtrack all of this to portal a laser back to beams guy
thefileclerk: good game mechanic
TehAmelie: i'd pay a life debt to someone to make a series of games about the Good Omens horsepersons
Traion: Okay Adam gun to your head what would you recommend: This game or Keypocalypse (Aka Dark Occult)
Grescheks: you shoot through the portal, then wait until the portal is pointing towards the platform on the other side, then go through
firelordgamez: Yes you can
MeJustinYouChat: You did
JeremyDevoid: you have shot through the portal
Markster981: yeah
robo__nixon: Big brain
MeJustinYouChat: All good man
thefileclerk: oh this is boring
TXC2: to be fair, shooting a portal though the portal sounds like it shouldn't work
firelordgamez: Because it doesn't in portal
Grescheks: it did work, it's just both of the pillars look identical, so the view through the portal was the same, so it was difficult to tell that you had done the right thing
Traion: @tehamelie War starts wars subtly as an intrigue game. Hunger is a restaurant simulator for least calories served per day. Pollution is a city builder. and Death is something really artsy?
Didero: Maybe I've watched too much GDQ but I'm kinda curious how a speedrun of this game looks
TXC2: Traion Death is a Chess game Kappa
MeJustinYouChat: Didero same, looking one up now
MeJustinYouChat: 42 minutes o.0
thefileclerk: glitchy probably
Vyous: I'm sure you OOB about the same amount adam has Kappa
firelordgamez: Be careful with this door, this is where I softlocked
PixelSavage: thats a lot of empty space you got there
Solipsody: Presumably using stuff like Adam found earlier.
seth_erickson: Ah yes the content all gamers desire: PUZZLES
Kraest: @loadingreadyrun Hey if you like Diablo, you’re gonna love the next Darksiders game. It’s a top down isometric shooter because the makers of this series can’t pick a fucking lane.
noSmokeFire: apparently that was a load-bearing chest
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Didero: Hmm, speedrun record is 1 hour 16 minutes
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
MeJustinYouChat: Oh wait this is 1
thefileclerk: puzzles!
Traion: James and Adam come together for one last episode of SpeedrunOneWord: Darksiders, Darksiders 2, and Darksiders 3. All in one sitting. Adam retires to a log cabin without electricity in the Saskatchewan wilds afterwards
electroswagnetism: oh neat you have a mode that turns you into a warhammer bloodthirster
Kraest: Oh fuck...the elevators...
Markster981: I hate this bit woth every fibre of my being
firelordgamez: This was a fun puzzle
Kraest: “Fun”.
Markster981: NotLikeThis
firelordgamez: I enjoyed it
MeJustinYouChat: They should have sent the dev that came up with this to a puzzle studio
firelordgamez: Made me feel intelligent
Markster981: made me feel mad as hell
Kraest: ^
thefileclerk: bigbrain game
TXC2: Traion not far enough, he'd have got to Nunavut or the North west
Didero: The speedrun (wisely) seems to skip this whole section with subocean shenanigans
thefileclerk: @didero bless
firelordgamez: You're trying to get up to the door you just got a key for
Solipsody: This sure is a puzzle alright.
Rytthigar: Hey Adam, hey chat seabatTROG
thefileclerk: @rytthigar abandon all hope all ye who enter here
Traion: figured it out, mad now
TXC2: hello Rytthigar welcome
MeJustinYouChat: This is garbage clap clap clapclapclap
firelordgamez: Maybe
ultterr: can we use the portal on the floor of the platforms?
Grescheks: I think you have to portal the blocks from one elevator to the next one up?
PixelSavage: "Am I an idiot" brave thing to ask twitch chat.
thefileclerk: it is the game who is an idiot
StillAnEmoKid: Try portaling some of the blocks to the highest platform?
firelordgamez: You're trying to get up to the door you just got a key for
ultterr: move around the box from the top of the platform?
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: g'day everyone, how's things?
erloas: I think the only way to really beat the game is to not play the game
Grescheks: here's a question, do we even need the blocks at this point? Can we just portal ourselves to the highest elevator without the blocks?
thefileclerk: how can i buy adam lunch for playing this miserable game?
Traion: "You know how Portal let you select which portal to place? Let's use a portal gun but not give the player that option, our puzzles will take so much longer to solve!" "Brilliant! Give that man a raise!"
firelordgamez: @Grescheks You could, but you have to get on top of the elevator, which requries the blocks
JayTheDarkLordOfSalt: Hungover? I feel ya, Adam. I'm preparing for the shit-fight of my life against my ex-fiancee, and getting a little drunk before bed has been my go-to insomnia solution lately.
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Kraest: Don’t worry Adam, it’s not your brain, this is just a profoundly dumb puzzle
TXC2: Well that was fun: just had next door's dog brake into my house :p
thefileclerk: about what % is he through this?
firelordgamez: Clap
Grescheks: got there!
ultterr: clap
Grescheks: TXC2 free dog!
thefileclerk: Congrats!
PixelSavage: proceeds to fall down again
TXC2: thefileclerk notenough %
ultterr: gratz
Traion: This puzzle would take seconds with better portal controls....
TXC2: Grescheks nah, it's WAY too big of a dog for me to take care of
firelordgamez: Abyssal armor is gr8 tho
Grescheks: oh no
Grescheks: oh noooooooooooooooooooo
thefileclerk: oh really again
firelordgamez: Time for round 2
HungryCavalier: guess who's back?
TXC2: Deja vu anyone?
Kraest: Congrats! You get to do the dumb shit again!
thefileclerk: they really are padding this game out now
mampfreeed: hello adam and internet strangers! its ya boii. also i have no clue how this game works
StillAnEmoKid: Oh god does he need to break them?
Grescheks: StillAnEmoKid I think he does
Kraest: @mampfreeed This game has no idea how this game works
PixelSavage: dafuq.
StillAnEmoKid: This is the worst.
Grescheks: staring contest!
TXC2: video shames
PixelSavage: bamboozled
erloas: he is waiting patiently for you do your thing
TXC2: hello mampfreeed welcome
firelordgamez: Dodge better
PixelSavage: ^
KidAmn: god, that's some Dark Souls tracking right there
kainboa: Git Gud! Kappa
TXC2: enemy attacks having tracking is always such BS
mampfreeed: @txc2 thank you, may i ask how you are?
PixelSavage: better yet
SquareDotCube: Dodge backward, IIRC
TXC2: mampfreeed i'm doing Ok, how about you
Ruryk: lol what is happening
PixelSavage: this is plain stupid .... how made the mechanics for that fight ....
thefileclerk: going by how many heads he has to beam up i think he has one more of these derps to deal with
mampfreeed: @txc2 im fine but hungry. probably going to make spaghetti or pizza
TXC2: sounds nice
Grescheks: so, will there be a third fight light this, since it seemed there were three floaty heads to laser?
Kraest: @grescheks Unfortunately
erloas: you didn't want them to have to program two different cutscenes for the same boss did you?
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thefileclerk: adams opinion of the game right there
TXC2: SUB HYPE 17
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PixelSavage: oh look another puzzle :D
thefileclerk: into the fucking sea
Grescheks: use multi hit thing with the shuriken?
Grescheks: or that, that works
PixelSavage: could you imagine actually living in that citadel and doing this shit every day just to get to your room
thefileclerk: there were reflectors on the bottoms of the elwvators
ultterr: ResidentSleeper
firelordgamez: I think this was made after all of humanity was killed
Orlantia: eff yeah realigning the beams lrrADAM
seth_erickson: ResidentSleeper ResidentSleeper
firelordgamez: The beams... redirect the beams...
TXC2: PixelSavage Adam's ultimate house Kappa
ultterr: this kills what's left of humanity in story
thefileclerk: who made this game?
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TXC2: THQ is think
Kraest: @thefileclerk Aliens
TXC2: *I think
ultterr: :F
Grescheks: do...do we have to do this dumb puzzle again?
thefileclerk: there is a windplatform around the coridor
Rytthigar: SONIC'S MY NAME, SPEED'S MY GAME
Traion: This room sucks! *clap clap clapclapclap* This room sucks!
GreasyJoe: Might be able to see the beam spot from one of the elevators
TXC2: (in spongbob voice) Stop Rytthigar you're scaring him
seth_erickson: Puzzles that make you do certain things like five times are super annoying
firelordgamez: You only have to do them once if you do it correcly the first time Kappa
thefileclerk: @seth_erickson games that make you do certain things like five times are super annoying
seth_erickson: Well I mean depends on the game
seth_erickson: and what it's making you repeat
thefileclerk: GENIUS
Traion: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Hangedman: so how long does it take for this guy to get the armor off to go to the bathroom
firelordgamez: He doesn't use the bathroom. He just sweats it out.
TXC2: who says he takes it off? Kappa
Hangedman: must be diapin'
thefileclerk: @hangedman he has a little drawbridge he can raise and lower
erloas: @Hangedman you just can't see the hatch in the bottom, like PJs, he doesn't take it all off
StillAnEmoKid: Have to do that portal through the portal thing again I think
Buxx345: same trick as before Adam
MilkInBag: HELLO
MadAboutVideoGames: They finaly made portal 3?
seth_erickson: hi milkinbag
firelordgamez: You don't need to
firelordgamez: You can just use that portal space you were just using
Buxx345: you don't need to my dude
ultterr: not just jump from earlier portal?
Traion: You jump through the other portal Adam
ultterr: throw through like earlier
Buxx345: you gotta wait still lul
Grescheks: throw it through, then wait
firelordgamez: You still have to wait
ultterr: wait till it show the correct way
ultterr: LUL
TXC2: OK so this is EXACTLY the same as before no?
MilkInBag: now you're thinking with portals seabatBRAIN
Grescheks: TXC2 yup
TXC2: Like this is pure padding
firelordgamez: This is backtracking
Grescheks: TXC2 it's the same area, just going backwards
thefileclerk: yup
thefileclerk: i think he has one more loop after this
ultterr: ResidentSleeper
seth_erickson: the puzzles never end NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
ultterr: and we still have another whole section of this waiting to be done
JeremyDevoid: is this "game play"
thefileclerk: somebody designed this and thought is was ok
Traion: Okay I'm gonna go walk the doggo. You have fun taking beams for walkies
Earthenone: The beams... redirect the beams...
firelordgamez: Yup
seth_erickson: Timed Puzzles ResidentSleeper
MilkInBag: timed puzzles PogChamp
ultterr: timed beam redirecting puzzle
MilkInBag: if you die enough times that you have no more health, the save is deleted
firelordgamez: Might want to set up the portals first, so it actually does something
thefileclerk: @milkinbag wait, really?
PixelSavage: I would quit this game so hard in this section.
MilkInBag: @thefileclerk no, well I don't know
Grescheks: can you hit the crystals from this platform here?
TXC2: MilkInBag that sounds too shity even for this game
MilkInBag: @TXC2 this game is fun, but then again I'm often wrong OpieOP
firelordgamez: @MilkInBag Yeah, I love this game too, but it's clearly not for everyone
Grescheks: I think the beam goes to the portal spot on the upper level, and then there's another portal spot on the lower level that you can activate
PixelSavage: essential questions of life with your host Adam Savidan, today: "where am i sending that beam to"
MilkInBag: the beam goes to the shreds world
seth_erickson: I could not play this game
Smapdi_Flaffermann: To shreds, you say?
firelordgamez: I think your're supposed to be redirecting the beams Kappa
PixelSavage: the portals need to disappear so you have more "game to play"
itsr67: Hey chat, is adam playing a worse Portal?
MilkInBag: in the mouth?
MilkInBag: wait look on your right
firelordgamez: Maybe go look by the exit door?
Grescheks: there's another portal spot across by the face, I think
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN
itsr67: well this seems less like a "eureka moment" and more like a "dear god finally"
itsr67: kinda puzzle
Grescheks: how many of the crystals can you hit just from the pillar?
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I_Am_Clockwork: heyho friends
MilkInBag: darksiders often asks you to check all the room first, to understand what the puzzle is
StillAnEmoKid: Man, as someone who likes puzzles in games, I can say these puzzles suck. Too much tedium, sorry friend.
I_Am_Clockwork: how goes the apocalyptic fun times?
seth_erickson: That's this entire game though isn't it none of the puzzles are intuitive or fun to solve their just slog fests
TXC2: hello I_Am_Clockwork welcome
firelordgamez: Maybe it would be faster to use the chain grabs instead of the moving platform?
TXC2: the puzzles in this game are just time wasters
ultterr: the portal disappeared
itsr67: I like my puzzles slow and unresponsive
ultterr: need to re setup
MilkInBag: isnt eveything a waste of time? 🤔
ultterr: oh nvm
itsr67: no, a belt of watches
itsr67: now that's a waist of time
Orlantia: what if you use the portals to gp back and forth?
PixelSavage: lel
ultterr: LUL
firelordgamez: LUL
I_Am_Clockwork: oh my
thefileclerk: all this for an elevator
SquareDotCube: You have the ability that makes your chakram hang on a target, right?
PixelSavage: we cant tell adam ...
ultterr: there's still one more
firelordgamez: If it makes you feel any better, you only have to do this one more time.
Sanityis0verrated: stop torturing yourself Adam
I_Am_Clockwork: I see we have found the "early 2000'ds shity puzzles to pad out the game" section of the game
itsr67: you are War, solver of puzzles
PixelSavage: it could be three more times
cheetoJack: if you think about it war is just one big puzzle
itsr67: which is not how this game should be
thefileclerk: it doesnt help that the combat is also repetive and boring
firelordgamez: This game is just a huge metaphor
itsr67: rrrrrriveting
I_Am_Clockwork: Waiting game: Better or worse than the quiet game?
ultterr: just one more
MilkInBag: good job PogChamp
TXC2: it's often one and the same
itsr67: *cough*
e_bloc: not as good as hungry hungry hippos
MilkInBag: MADNESS?
MilkInBag: This...is...apocalypse!
TXC2: "don't you see, killing of humanity makes me the good guy!"
itsr67: he only has one eye, that makes him evil
geekvs: artic chard?
thefileclerk: does evey single person have to have a gravelly voice?
kanimaras: Are these the assholes that make the puzzles?
itsr67: no war, only puzzles.
duckondrugs: i love the art style of these games
MilkInBag: paradise was the bad guy all along OpieOP
duckondrugs: so comic-y
TXC2: "we're they good guys, that's why we're going to cheat>"
firelordgamez: I love Ulthane's voice
Grescheks: probably just a coincidence
MilkInBag: MAGIC
duckondrugs: i forgot Mark Hamill was in this game
TXC2: Pretty sure God made the 4 horsemen, but ok
Nuurgle: maybe God is The Council
firelordgamez: In this world's lore, the four horsemen are Nephilim who got their powers from the Charred Council.
PixelSavage: look at all the new puzzle opportunities moving into place. look at them!
Nuurgle: She's already like 3 people in one
thefileclerk: 3RD VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST
Grescheks: I think you're supposed to go up more
itsr67: i love the giant O "Talk to azrael"
Driosenth: up
itsr67: climbing... wait for it, puzzle
MilkInBag: free hand massage
thefileclerk: oh, good mechanic
ArcOfTheConclave: how do you heal?
MilkInBag: you don't OpieOP
firelordgamez: Hey Adam, how many final beams until he is free?
Earthenone: dying heals you
ArcOfTheConclave: @MilkInBag WHY?
e_bloc: uni169 why do birds sing
thefileclerk: couldnt they have installed stairs instead of giant spinning rings?
firelordgamez: You can heal with potion thingies or chests
PixelSavage: this looks like the set of Daft Punks "Around the world" ...
itsr67: no noise then suddenly it sounds like you're in a wind tunnel
PixelSavage: its a test of patience .... clearly....
Nuurgle: do you have to get off on the ledge to use the portal?
TXC2: becuase apprantly we have to have a long padded out section right before the end
thefileclerk: this game isnt worth more than its plot synopsis on wikipedia
PixelSavage: @TXC2 the yprobaly realized right at the end "shit ... game is only 4h long"
itsr67: when you play 12+ hours of darksiders but only enjoyed like 5 of those hours
MilkInBag: chat is savage WutFace
KidAmn: I'm not gonna lie, I'm genuinely amazed at how high this game's reviews are after watching this.
firelordgamez: Games always look worse when streamers play them
MilkInBag: you need to watch rick and morty to solve this game OpieOP
TXC2: I guess we didn't know better.....in 2010 Kappa
Nuurgle: how many more beams until the angel is free?
ultterr: he said it one final beam
ultterr: PogChamp
ultterr: LUL
thefileclerk: we should leave him and go get Caesars
MilkInBag: trucking through
thefileclerk: we belive in you!
SquareDotCube: It depends on how tolerance you have for puzzle BS. If you've got enough tolerance for Zelda puzzles (and a few other games that inspire Darksiders) you'll find it rather fun
SquareDotCube: *how much tolerance
thefileclerk: and this is just how to ger to the next loop
Traion: Hey Chat I'm back did I miss any deep lore when we brought the second beam back?
firelordgamez: Yes, actually
Grescheks: is there another portal spot farther up the outside of the ring?
thefileclerk: @traion technically yes
Earthenone: the joker got mad at illiden
Traion: What was the deep lore?
thefileclerk: angle boy on the bottom there broke the seals himself
firelordgamez: @Traion The angels conspired to break the seals and reforge them, so they could kill the demons
Grescheks: Traion you actually missed the entire deep lore behind why this game story is even happening
urbanvagabond: 1000 percent unrelated but what is ur sleeve of
TXC2: basically the Good guys lied and cheated
MilkInBag: do you want a walkthrough?
Traion: Okay so the angels lost their fight and duct taped the seals back together so they wouldn't get blamed?
wujo444: is this portal
thefileclerk: yeah walkthrough time
SquareDotCube: Break time?
seth_erickson: This is worse than baldur's gate combat
itsr67: this is the point in 2010 when you visit the gamefaqs website
MilkInBag: pretty sure a prostate exam isn't more fun than this
kanimaras: move to cheat step
Grescheks: <3
Earthenone: The beams... redirect the beams...
StillAnEmoKid: You deserve it man
TXC2: MilkInBag it is if the Doctor does it right Kappa
TXC2: !break
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urbanvagabond: a prostate exam is great when they give u a miss after
MilkInBag: @TXC2 that must be such a weird feeling
Earthenone: !chair
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thefileclerk: water, a xanex, a nap
itsr67: oh
cheetoJack: I dont think that was the right button
itsr67: hi chair
kanimaras: chair!
Traion: Adam made Heather maaaaad
TXC2: HAIL CHAIR
SnackPak_: katesChair katesChair katesChair
thefileclerk: he needed to flee asap
Vyous: Looks like he hit the intro rather than the break, lol.
wujo444: nobody can defeat the Chair
MrLephisto: my favourite streamer, M. T. chair
Grescheks: Adam is stressed, he accidentally pushed the wrong button, it's fine
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TStodden: All hail... THE CHAIR!!!
itsr67: why do I hear boss music
thefileclerk: we love adam and we heart chair
Zappeljakob: M.T. Chair is in da House!
TXC2: who cares if Adam pushed the wrong button, we get this Riveting content
SquareDotCube: I say no more of the rest of this game and just play something else that's fun
SquareDotCube: like some Smash
cynimo: oh sweet i am just on time for chair stream
Earthenone: !smash
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SquareDotCube: Darksiders can wait till next week
thefileclerk: can chair beat the game for adam?
TXC2: Nah, Adam is going beat this game, he can't let it win
MilkInBag: inb4 'this chair is more fun than darksiders' OpieOP
wujo444: how dare you calling it wrong button @TXC2
itsr67: I wouldn't mind it if adam just switched to like mgs3 or something
TXC2: wujo444 fair
MilkInBag: WELCOME BACK
Traion: One day LRR will recognise the contribution of the most supportive member of the crew and give chair's face an emote
thefileclerk: @milkinbag i mean it is not fun watching a mans will to live get ground to a fine paste
MilkInBag: wrong button?
Vyous: You hit the intro rather than the break
TXC2: and we're back
Grescheks: the intro played instead of the break screen
Traion: You hit intro rather than break
MilkInBag: @thefileclerk you didnt watch him beat boshi right?
itsr67: lol hi
kanimaras: it was okay. chair said these puzzles are BS
Orlantia: what about this, but with spheda
thefileclerk: @milkinbag that is boshii though
TXC2: it's OK Adam, stay strong
geekvs: now adam is the game
itsr67: you're ok adam, we love you dude
MilkInBag: time to beat this, and be free forever
kanimaras: everyone fears the heather :D
TStodden: Finger slips can provide the most interesting bloopers.
thefileclerk: we ❤ adam
firelordgamez: The final fight was the best part of this game, in my opinion
firelordgamez: Felt suitably epic
Traion: Fucked up axehand. Now you'll wake up with an anime horsehead body pillow next to you lrrHEATHER
SquareDotCube: I would, just once, love to see an Ian vs Adam Everybody's Golf session
thefileclerk: It has a whole shitton to make up for
MilkInBag: yes but not exactly the right spot
TXC2: whats the right thing lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: COMPLY
TXC2: NEVER!
Grescheks: I think you may have to look higher up the outside of the floating ring for a different portal spot?
MilkInBag: yes
firelordgamez: no
kanimaras: I think that was a yes to the beam, and no it's not opened yet
firelordgamez: maybe
ArcOfTheConclave: the top portal spot?
firelordgamez: no beam yet
Grescheks: there was a portal spot on the very top level of the spinning rings
firelordgamez: u gotta get up to the next place
Driosenth: there is a higher portal exit on the outside of the highest ring
ShDragon: Can you use the portal to get up on that ledge on the outside?
firelordgamez: No
GreasyJoe: You used it to get the second beam down
firelordgamez: You're going back into the second tower now
TehAmelie: all things serve the beam
Grescheks: I think this is where you got the second beam
thefileclerk: this is not intuitive at all
Earthenone: !findquote beam
LRRbot: Quote #1469: "Donkey Kong can't melt steel beams." —Ian [2016-01-06]
kanimaras: yeah none of this makes sense
Grescheks: jamieCare
MilkInBag: sorry, wasn't clear if you wanted directions or a walkthrough, there are some steps here
TXC2: imagine this shit in the days before ubiquitous internet access :P
thefileclerk: shit being the operative word
TXC2: indeed
urbanvagabond: but imagine the relief once you find it
beowuuf: call a tip line :p
thefileclerk: and the fact that this is just leading to more puzzles and maceboy again
TXC2: #Content
urbanvagabond: if I were you I'd use YouTube
Earthenone: lrrWOW
urbanvagabond: jesus
erloas: I don't know... I think chat sometimes like to watch you suffer and this is doing it :) ;)
Grescheks: there's quite some pull on those portals
thefileclerk: how do you snap a digital game in half?
I_Am_Clockwork: now we're thinking with portals?
urbanvagabond: you break the computer in half
Mangledpixel: !findquote heal
LRRbot: Quote #3690: "I'm not healing! I'm on speed! ... Well, I feel like I'm on speed..." —Graham [2016-12-02]
Orlantia: won't it be great to wipe this game from the harddrive when you're done?
thefileclerk: why are you hitting your head against the wall. because it feels nice when i stop
Orlantia: portals, now with precision timing
thefileclerk: ugh
urbanvagabond: this game of shit
firelordgamez: Maybe go through the portal after you've moved it
urbanvagabond: dam speech to text
Smapdi_Flaffermann: His footsteps sound like petite feet, which is perhaps the greatest song of this, or any other, generation.
DrWreckage: I do puzzle games all the time and I remember this being insufferable too
TXC2: !findquote sucks
LRRbot: Quote #1975: "That sucks, but... *thinks* Full stop. That sucks butt." —Graham [2016-02-25]
firelordgamez: You had it right before when you jumped through, but you went away after
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN
MilkInBag: because I like it
MilkInBag: and you hate me OpieOP
Drathak: Because puzzles
Grescheks: probably because it's a frustrating game
TXC2: becuase it's boring, repetitive and obtuse
thefileclerk: because it punishes you for doing it right
StillAnEmoKid: Dude I'm mad for you
MilkInBag: well I mean, kinda OpieOP
e_bloc: because this puzzle honks?
Orlantia: you're not bad at the game, it's just bad design
MilkInBag: I feel like chat doesn't remember ocarina of time
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kanimaras: it's awful puzzles chained together
TXC2: SUB HYPE 22
erloas: yeah, portal was all puzzles but it was amazing, these puzzles just seem pointless and annoying
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrHORN
MilkInBag: @Smapdi_Flaffermann Thank you my dude
firelordgamez: It's not great design, but he's also pretty bad at the game. No offense
Smapdi_Flaffermann: You're very welcome, my dairy product.
MilkInBag: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MilkInBag: it's the cheat view
thefileclerk: this man is a professional gamer, this game blows giant heaving chunks
Orlantia: now we introduce blind portals
MilkInBag: HEALTH PogChamp
kanimaras: I think I own this game but have never played it. Now i'm happy for that.
TXC2: hey we gained health
thefileclerk: oh a set, how nice
MilkInBag: back to the pit
Grindclocke: that was just for a collectable?
JamieAllOver2: behind your spawning point there is a blue shard whatver that you can hit to create a shortcut to your starting location
kanimaras: full health! worth it
TXC2: it's OK Adam, you're doing fine
CapnRobert: yeah man no worries
e_bloc: I'm enjoying it
StillAnEmoKid: Its not you dude, its definitely the game
ArcOfTheConclave: I think throw
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TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
silenceaux: Ah, the 'thinking with portals' section.
kanimaras: game please
MilkInBag: first shot
TXC2: lrrGOAT
MilkInBag: it's 30 in my living room DansGame
thefileclerk: @milkinbag no bueno
silenceaux: There was another spot at the top of the stairs for a portal, but either way.
Traion: So did someone on the dev team play Portal and think "This game design is too good. I could do it waaaay worse!"?
Earthenone: how hyped are you for darksiders 2 next week?
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atrociouslyambisinister: oh, this is Darksiders lrrBEEJ
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Grescheks: I think back where the bomb was
atrociouslyambisinister: lmao wait autocorrect gave me the name of the game?
atrociouslyambisinister: I was trying to alexism and it didn't work
MilkInBag: I'm a great pleb, begging for a sub OpieOP
silenceaux: I thought this game had a map
MilkInBag: it has one
TXC2: mehps
MilkInBag: but this is a blind playthrough Kappa
thefileclerk: welcome back
Traion: So Adam for a happier topic than this shite: Know who will be on the Dauntless stream and when it'll start?
thefileclerk: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej takes the Play it Forward Hotseat! Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (4:21 from now).
StillAnEmoKid: Oh yeah, I'm super excited for the Dauntless stream, should be much more relaxing and fun than this
Grescheks: walkthrough, pls
firelordgamez: Portals
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Believe in the chat, which believes in you!
itsr67: just cast the 8th level spell reverse gravity
firelordgamez: I think so
Grescheks: there is another portal spot at the very top level of the rings
Grindclocke: does the one on the floor let you super jump?
firelordgamez: Try looking up and around a bit more
Traion: So do you get paid for both LRR streams you are doing today? I assume Adam Savidan gets an appearance fee for Shadowrun? Kappa
Earthenone: can you do more portal into portal horse shit?
Driosenth: there is one at the outside top of the cylinder
MilkInBag: jump off high enough, look up?
e_bloc: Adam has licensed his name to Beej at the cost of one dilly bar per hour
firelordgamez: Don't stand inside the cylinder
Grescheks: from the outside, non-moving platform where the door is, look up to the very top ring
ShDragon: Is it like Portal where they'll stay in place until you move them?
firelordgamez: You don't need to enter that portal
phenexian: there's one below
Earthenone: !findquote portal
LRRbot: Quote #398: "If there's one thing Portal is good for, it's adding quotes to the quote database." —Paul [2015-07-01]
phenexian: not on the rotating thing
Grescheks: that I do not know, sorry
firelordgamez: Try from that other door you were just at
firelordgamez: Where you went in to get the key
Earthenone: maybe look it up on youtubde?
phenexian: Adam, there are 2 you can reach right now, the one on the outside of the rotating pillar, and one on the non-rotating walls, below where you are now
firelordgamez: Yes
firelordgamez: Up top there
Grescheks: game
Grescheks: game pls
firelordgamez: Still worked LUL
phenexian: hahahahaha
The_Voices: so... adam is playing portal now?
MilkInBag: i think you can?
silenceaux: You probably can't make that jump
firelordgamez: You have to leave that portal up top, but you can still use any other portal to get through it
Omthebox: seabatSEAL of a jump
TXC2: "well you might as well jump, JUMP!"
TXC2: trust me, you're not Adam
Earthenone: because you are playing a puzzle game with an audiance
Omthebox: ^
firelordgamez: You're good Adam, this whole tower is disorienting
phenexian: because this game was badly designed
kanimaras: is it over? no more puzzle?
MilkInBag: it's not badly designed, just designed differently OpieOP
thefileclerk: oh look, gameplay
Grescheks: I would say perhaps it's more because the game is not very clear about where to go and how to do the puzzles
phenexian: at least the 2 games that followed were good
MilkInBag: this game asks you to check ALL of the room before trying to solve it
firelordgamez: The game forgets that gamers don't look up
MilkInBag: balrog PogChamp
Omthebox: Its like they saw god of war and went. "yeah but what if more 12 year old angst? That would improve this game"
MilkInBag: this game is much more zelda than god of war imo
TXC2: Omthebox and then Dante's inferno said "hold my beer"
firelordgamez: Yeah, it's very zelda mechanical wise
phenexian: Yeah, this game is also more emotionally mature than god of war
Omthebox: Oh god
MilkInBag: @TXC2 LUL
thefileclerk: this game is shitty soul reaver
Omthebox: I do not want to hold that beer
phenexian: not much.. but more than God of War
Grescheks: ah yes, just what we need right now, damage over time
thefileclerk: CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
silenceaux: Good old "punish melee" enemies
TXC2: went the trolly
firelordgamez: You can dodge the damage over time, by hitting them with the shuriken thing
firelordgamez: It removes the poison
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Good time of day, Everyone. Has the game gotten better?
Grescheks: Bobtheninjagoldfish it has not
Earthenone: for the audiance.. maybe?
thefileclerk: @bobtheninjagoldfish very no! 😁
Zu_o: is this game as bad as the whole christian Mythos?
firelordgamez: The game is far more interesting, lore wise
MilkInBag: is it time for the final boss? PogChamp
firelordgamez: No
Bobtheninjagoldfish: oh boy, that face that Adam is making is VERY telling...
Smapdi_Flaffermann: I can't wait until this game isn't a white whale anymore, but just a standard, everyday, run-of-the-mill whale.
thefileclerk: maceboy again next
Kraest: There’s two big bosses left, if I recall?
silenceaux: You'll make it.
MilkInBag: is it too god fuck? maybe
firelordgamez: There's the last miniboss of this area, the boss of this area, another two minibosses, and the final boss.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: wait a blue portal and an orange portal.. when did we get a portal gun?
MilkInBag: Jebaited
Grescheks: Bobtheninjagoldfish during this stream
Earthenone: well you see its a puzzle game, and its for the xbox
TXC2: Bobtheninjagoldfish a couple hours ago
MilkInBag: seabatYIKES
Bobtheninjagoldfish: I'll have to go back and see the reactions to that
thefileclerk: these enemies add nothing to the game.
Grindclocke: what if dot monster and a full hp bar per hit monster....together seabatBRAIN
firelordgamez: Except for the fact that it's a hack n' slash, ya know
TXC2: man remember when we started playing this game and it was hype as fuck?
MilkInBag: in 2010? Kappa
TXC2: 'cause it fucking ain't now
phenexian: adam you need to use your ranged attacks on the poison guys
thefileclerk: @firelordgamez ...is it?
firelordgamez: Adam, you can use the spining blade to stop the poison
kanimaras: this game doesn't seem to do a lot well. combat doesn't look fun, puzzles don't either. story I guess?
MilkInBag: combat is super fun
silenceaux: They tried to make it so you would want to use different items for different enemies. Turns out that is less fun that SWORD.
firelordgamez: @thefileclerk Yes, it's if zelda was a hack n' slash
Earthenone: the VA;s are fun
MilkInBag: you have a ranged attack OpieOP
CapnRobert: I mean I dont think you pissed off anyone its just an old game that aged pretty badly in some aspects
firelordgamez: The poison did eat like, half your health tho
silenceaux: It's gone! Hooray.
Grescheks: it seems it did not respawn
phenexian: sorry
MilkInBag: Jebaited
silenceaux: Put you on the other side
MilkInBag: see? easy seabatBRAIN
phenexian: i wish this game telegraphed if you're hurting something
firelordgamez: LUL backstepping
silenceaux: Just goin' for a job
silenceaux: *jog
firelordgamez: These guys were so ass to fight on apocalyptic
SquareDotCube: yeah this part of the tower definitely sucks and I remember it well
kanimaras: sounds like it's almost over :D
Dreadelicious: what up nerds
thefileclerk: this man needs coffee, liquor, and a hug
silenceaux: You need to get to that lever across the pit, but the pit is too deep.
kanimaras: haha reading reviews of this game is fun. "The puzzles... I #$%^&*(ing HATE puzzles that stop you from going forward with the game. Ones where you really have no idea on HOW to solve them since they defy all logic."
Zu_o: is this gonna be a water puzzle?
SquareDotCube: Just add water. :P
TXC2: ah yes the water level, the best part of any sonic game Kappa
silenceaux: Make a pair of portals.
red_shoes_jeff: Play golf, perhaps?
thefileclerk: "intuitive"
firelordgamez: I think you're supposed to redirect the beams, but idk
MilkInBag: did you check the map?
SnackPak_: Drop you in a room, says "Figure it out, asshole"
WyleeCoyote556: !left
StillAnEmoKid: Use the portal to fill the other room with water?
Zu_o: I think you are supposed to use both portals to trade the water.
Grescheks: The game expects you to do puzzle elements until you progress
Raolin_Darkbane: Ah I remeber. I liked this puzzle
firelordgamez: Trick shot
Bobtheninjagoldfish: probably a silly question but.. still considering the second one?
thefileclerk: oh thats funny
firelordgamez: I mean, the first and second are completely different games
Raolin_Darkbane: The second plays very differently
firelordgamez: I loved the first and hated the second, but if Adam hates this one, he may love the second
Grescheks: it moved things towards the central pillar
malsareus: the second one is less zelda and a lot more diablo
MilkInBag: yeah Darksiders 2 is more like...the new god of war?
Grescheks: I think you need to make it spin now?
silenceaux: The two things you rotated at the very beginning are now locked into the central pillar.
Zu_o: it pushed the spinning bars the first cog made move
Zu_o: so that the tower is locked to them
GoAmpDog2: 2nd is a base loot game
Masslost: the second is more action rpg like
firelordgamez: You can swim across the water now
Grescheks: aha!
silenceaux: Did it!
vinvis_: So this is just Portal?
firelordgamez: Nice job, you did it Kappa
malsareus: this dungeon is portal
erloas: no, Portal was good
TXC2: please, Portal is WAY better then this shit
Zu_o: so, I know this is a game, but I would fire the hell out of the person who installed and designed this stupid af elevator
silenceaux: Oh right, THIS fucking fight.
StillAnEmoKid: God this guy again
thefileclerk: aaaand maceboy
TXC2: ok HOPEFULLY this is the last time we fight this guy
Grescheks: yup, wall portals this time
erloas: cubic boss fight, do the right thing 3 times, then do it against the same guy 3 times
thefileclerk: oh thanks camera
Grescheks: unlike the previous two fights where they taught you this is done with floor portals
MilkInBag: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
silenceaux: Oh we've already fought the first edition of this guy, good.
MilkInBag: it's an Angel from Evangelion
MilkInBag: gotta hit the core
cheetoJack: the camera was bullying Adam
thefileclerk: good question, no answer
thefileclerk: this game is a bully
Grescheks: for gameplay, of course. If the portal disappears, then they get you to do more because you have to put them back
firelordgamez: KKona
Earthenone: !findquote bully
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
kanimaras: we heard you like portals since you played through the last level. here's a portal fight
Grescheks: this actually seems like this might be the easier version of this fight
firelordgamez: Aight, you've finished the worst part of the game
TXC2: is it over?
Earthenone: The beams... redirect the beams...
TXC2: fuck
Orlantia: just one last beam
cheetoJack: more beam puzzles PogChamp
thefileclerk: can you feel the excitment!
thefileclerk: this has been fun to watch though.
ArgentumFlare: *puzzles*
TXC2: like the cleaning of a house, it never ends
Grescheks: why game
Weagle: I had rather forgotten how silly this part of the game is >.<
thefileclerk: just in comiseration
TXC2: !clips
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firelordgamez: Immersion
MilkInBag: I'm very good at reading people, and I can say Adam loves this game
silenceaux: So that you learn what the thing does before they hit you with a harder version? Or have we done mirrors already.
MilkInBag: open the map OpieOP
Orlantia: is this...gameplay?
firelordgamez: The devs are reprogramming the game to be easier as you play because they feel bad
thefileclerk: @orlantia yes, but no
WyleeCoyote556: WHAT IS ANYTHING?
TXC2: ^
e_bloc: I ask myself these questions every day.
firelordgamez: Theres a button to clear the portals, but idk what
Jarhi28: I think someone said earlier L2 clears them
MilkInBag: seabatBRAIN
thefileclerk: there is no more joy in sucess
I_Am_Clockwork: huh I was gonna call a battle arena
Orlantia: oh boy, health!
thefileclerk: @i_am_clockwork it probably was at one point
MilkInBag: it cant go through
firelordgamez: I'm not sure, but I think there might be a thing to slow time in here
Virallurk: puzzles
MilkInBag: explore first just in case you are missing something important?
SquareDotCube: There's something on top
firelordgamez: Have you gone on the wind thingy yet?
Virallurk: think you have to hit them both yourself
silenceaux: Also a portal spot on the very top. Hm.
Earthenone: maybe a superjump?
firelordgamez: Maybe just an artifact
GoAmpDog2: cest
MilkInBag: maybe the beam has to go up?
MilkInBag: maybe the most obvious thing is not the actual solution?
MilkInBag: check the back of the room maybe? i saw ot her portals
silenceaux: I think you have to use the shuriken on both. Just having them be yellow at the same time doesn't work, even though it should.
malsareus: Hit the 2 door pressure things first? you know you can hit all 3
GoAmpDog2: can you hit all 3 with out charging
MilkInBag: OpieOP
firelordgamez: Oh, hey
silenceaux: Ah, there it is.
kanimaras: is that the slow time thing?
MilkInBag: I told you, darksiders asks you to check ALL the room
Orlantia: now I want the seabats sub notification
MilkInBag: (not being mean or whatever)
MilkInBag: EZ Clap
kanimaras: oh my god
kanimaras: phew
Jarhi28: I feel for you
firelordgamez: No
MilkInBag: one? try five
MilkInBag: joking
firelordgamez: There is a bit of backtracking
firelordgamez: But other than that, it'
firelordgamez: s just the final fight
Earthenone: adam is a known fan of backtracking
Virallurk: you like open world games?
KidAmn: Maybe they just assumed nobody would get here so they didn't bother doing any playtesting other than "this works, ship it"
I_Am_Clockwork: wow this elevator just keeps going, huh
kanimaras: adam "i love puzzles and backtracking" savidan they call him
TXC2: this game honks
HondoTrigger: I thought you love meteroidvanias
silenceaux: You got it.
TXC2: I_Am_Clockwork must be from mass effect Kappa
KidAmn: Adam "Goddamn I Love Backtracking To Find a Goddamn Key" Savidan
GoAmpDog2: I thought wow was open world?
firelordgamez: Believe in yourself
TXC2: the fear of God and anime Kappa
Grescheks: I think that was the only place you could put a portal up here, so you should be safe to jump
malsareus: @LoadingReadyRun there is a way to delete portals, leaving the older one in place
silenceaux: It goes from the other side you're fine
thefileclerk: and now you fight him probably
MilkInBag: LUL
firelordgamez: The tension
SnackPak_: slytqBweh slytqBweh slytqBweh
Orlantia: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
kanimaras: that was the best
KidAmn: He's free, and more important... *we're* free
Grescheks: jamieCare
HondoTrigger: its okay hangovers suck
firelordgamez: You're all good, Adam
MilkInBag: yes, this game is a true GOTY OpieOP
TXC2: no no, the whine is 100% justified Adam
StillAnEmoKid: Dude its fine, this is the most annoying thing
kanimaras: it's over. after a thousand years in portal hell you're free
KidAmn: Dude, I would have walked away like an hour ago, you're gucci
CapnRobert: yeah its fine
korbl: Don't apologize, the first Darksiders definitely had a high bullshit quotient
silenceaux: The ghosty handler warden thing is such a piece of shit
MilkInBag: straga PogChamp
malsareus: So now you get to brain the big intro dude
silenceaux: Editor's note: there has not been a fight since the last health chest
Traion: Good idea Joker, let's piss off the guy that is controlling our access so that he has reason to screw us over good fucking job
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Poorly disguides loading screen!
kanimaras: they expected more deaths :D
firelordgamez: The elevators enhance the immersion
Grindclocke: a good one
Earthenone: darksiders 2, clearly Kappa
HondoTrigger: Devil May Cry 5
StillAnEmoKid: Not Darksiders 2
Earthenone: YES
Orlantia: dark siders 2?
Ridgenator: YES
Dog_of_Myth: Minecraft.
erloas: what genre?
firelordgamez: Very good
silenceaux: Maybe focus on finishing this fight first
CapnRobert: persona seems good
Ridgenator: Do eet
DrWreckage: I don
GoAmpDog2: p5
kanimaras: minecraft
TXC2: YES YES YES Persona 5
thefileclerk: what is that ps2 fireworks game
Driosenth: dangerous golf
cheetoJack: oooh, that would be fun
Vyous: P5 would be sweet, it'll take a long time though
StillAnEmoKid: Persona 5 sounds good
ZethRuss: yes
Earthenone: i would love to see you do P5
Jarhi28: I would like to see Persona
Grescheks: I feel good about P5
red_shoes_jeff: MINECRAFT
ArgentumFlare: Thats. A LOT
CapnRobert: but play what you think will be fun ?
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Jarhi28: also Minecraft! Yay
e_bloc: yeah I'd watch the shit out of P5
Xrandeb: minecraft!
Orlantia: yeah minecraft
Dog_of_Myth: Persona 5 is a great game though.
I_Am_Clockwork: Minecraft then Persona?
Smapdi_Flaffermann: What about MineSWEEPER?
ThinksTooMuch: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
kanimaras: ya minecraft then persona
KidAmn: Yes, but with the qualifier that P5Royal is coming out "soon" which will probably just be a better version
MEL_155_A: sugars5Eff
TXC2: !clips
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silenceaux: Referring to yourself in third person is either a sign of idiocy or conceit
TXC2: Hello sugarsh0t welcome
Grescheks: oh look, a big glowing week point on his back
Earthenone: yeah there is an argument for waiting for P5R
MEL_155_A: Adam seems very worried about this
Orlantia: PORTAL FIGHT!
Kraest: Strata is fairly eloquent for someone who speaks in the third person
MilkInBag: i dont understand the illidan jokes
TXC2: this guy looks like he's from doom
Grindclocke: portal on his mace?
thefileclerk: wackamole boss game
I_Am_Clockwork: there's a window on the guy's mace
Kraest: Portal his mace
MilkInBag: check the mace
GoAmpDog2: weak point on his back
silenceaux: Weird place for a portal gate on his mace, huh?
tehlordofelves: portal thing on his hammer
Zu_o: what is this, fuckin reverse wackamole?
kanimaras: why does a mace need a portal?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: what is he, a sontaran?
MilkInBag: just like shadow of the colossus
Dog_of_Myth: Why doesn't a mace need a portal.
Rytthigar: Clean his teeth real good!
Smapdi_Flaffermann: A mace without a portal is like toast without tires.
I_Am_Clockwork: Big power comes with Big Weakpoints I guess
erloas: now that you know what do to, have to do it 3 times
cheetoJack: has this game had a rhythm game section yet?
TXC2: the gaming bingo is strong with this one Kappa
Himyul: Straga will continue speaking in the 3rd person
thefileclerk: @cheetojack HA
silenceaux: A punish would be putting bombs on your back so anyone who went there exploded, Straga.
Grescheks: the only reasonably excuse for adds is if they drop health
MilkInBag: because robots are made of metal
Earthenone: because Video Games
TXC2: !clips
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firelordgamez: He is toying with you
Grindclocke: oversized boss seabatSEAL puzzle mechanic weakpoint seabatSEAL adds phase seabatSEAL
Dog_of_Myth: It's a Nerf Mace.
malsareus: because the robbit has cool technology
HondoTrigger: you know for a gamer you sure do ask a lot of questions
MilkInBag: and this guy IS Metal
Driosenth: dodge with portals
kanimaras: oh he will
malsareus: also the robbit doesn't talk about himself in the 3th person, that's a 70% debuff right there
TXC2: Gamers love ads Kappa
kanimaras: probably the shield guys next time
Traion: How come that utter moron that can barely speak in full sentences is in charge of the armies of hell and WON?!
MilkInBag: because he's metal
Bobtheninjagoldfish: This has gotta be the rule of three right?
Earthenone: maybe this is not his first language
erloas: 'why don't you just stay up there and finish him off...
firelordgamez: because War got crippled by the council the first time
MilkInBag: it's actually 4 times, because 4 horsemen Kappa
Orlantia: I love his convenient back of neck shelf
Dog_of_Myth: Get him Liam O'Brian!
silenceaux: What difficulty is Adam on anyways
TXC2: normal I think
Orlantia: I bet you have to hit the last boss 4 times, because he's stronger
MilkInBag: PEW PEW
korbl: I honestly do think that the strength of the Darksiders series is that is has some great setpiece battles
Jarhi28: you just portaled his mouth
MilkInBag: there was a portal in his mouth OpieOP
korbl: they're not always intutive but the concepts are pretty cool
Grescheks: he created a GIANT portal
erloas: turns out, not very
MilkInBag: and, game over
Orlantia: now he's just showing off
TXC2: "previously on Darksiders....."
I_Am_Clockwork: Ignorant Sprite!
MilkInBag: in his pocket
accountant_bob: hello
Earthenone: picture the tree
StillAnEmoKid: This better be it.
I_Am_Clockwork: big tree energy
TXC2: ah yes the greatest weapon: shame Kappa
Orlantia: eat fruit, get smart
MilkInBag: I got $2 from the tree
TehAmelie: who's given the cameraman cocaine?
CapnRobert: lol
Rytthigar: things would have been *one million years of suspense later* ... different
Driosenth: some get a $20 gift card to Spencers
MilkInBag: very
malsareus: very
firelordgamez: Very close
silenceaux: Rather.
Traion: So we still don't know who broke the 7th Seal?
Dog_of_Myth: Almost there.
firelordgamez: Two minibosses, short backtracking, and the final boss
silenceaux: Somewhat.
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MilkInBag: mostly Kappa
Orlantia: mostlt
TXC2: SUB HYPE 25
malsareus: this bit, a bit of collecting and then the final battle
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
phenexian: how many fights
firelordgamez: The seventh seal hasn't been broken
red_shoes_jeff: You're almost done Disc 1.
Dog_of_Myth: Shit happened so....Tuesday.
Zu_o: @Driosenth the really lucky ones get 3.50$ ... you don't happen to have that much on you do you?
Kraest: The end explains everything
silenceaux: You're gonna have to go collect four bear asses but combined they're less bad than a dungeon, then a pointless boss fight.
Earthenone: the Shadow Rekm!
malsareus: very ocarina of time
Rytthigar: Deku Horseman!
firelordgamez: Time for the mirror match
I_Am_Clockwork: the realm of wind and Ghosts!
KidAmn: You have a fight, then a Macguffin Hunt, then a couple more fights, IIRC
firelordgamez: Kill yourself
Jarhi28: You look like a Draenai
TXC2: going to the vally of wind and ghosts eh?
phenexian: !THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG KAIBA!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: DETECTIVE MODE!
MilkInBag: it's just the lens of truth
Earthenone: ahh shadow link
Dog_of_Myth: Shadow Realm.....So we playing YuGIOh
TehAmelie: i feel like going into this with any prior knowledge of the Bible will ruin story comprehension cause literally everything is different
TXC2: the mirror match!
Himyul: everyone loves a mirror battle, right?
Invitare: Dark Link
Driosenth: mirror match
malsareus: So, who remembers the water temple of ocarina of time?
Rytthigar: NEGA SCOTT
KidAmn: "I'm you, but spo0o0o0oky"
Grindclocke: time to kick your own ass
MilkInBag: parry man
MilkInBag: because you are a horse man after all
TXC2: "I'm you but without the depression" "fuck he's unstoppable"
Dog_of_Myth: You can't kick my ass if I kick my own ass first.
TXC2: thing is, something like this in a souls like would be great
Grindclocke: is this art
Bobtheninjagoldfish: THE SYMBOLISM!
StillAnEmoKid: Ah, art.
Invitare: I do not, could you explan?
TehAmelie: it's high time a game pulled the mirror match from OG Prince of Persia again. no one would see it coming
phenexian: he defeated his inner demons by doing exactly what he always does. Seems legit.
TehAmelie: that is, you can't win, you just have to sheathe your sword
CataclysmicReverb: The joker holds the leash
phenexian: @TehAmelie that really was great
TXC2: Commune? are we gonna fucking talk to a tree?
MilkInBag: it's a deku tree
Dog_of_Myth: There goes my hero!!!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: jeez are we climbing to high hrothgar?
Himyul: boss rush!
MilkInBag: geez
silenceaux: Time for ~storytelling~
TehAmelie: that's what i call desaturation
TXC2: Real talk, where the fuck is God in all this?
kristwist: are all the humans dead?
TXC2: aprantly yes
MilkInBag: yes
MilkInBag: @TXC2 there is none
Dog_of_Myth: Not really
TehAmelie: God is umm look over there!
korbl: Not quite all, but close
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Dog_of_Myth: God is playing Skeeball in Jersey.
Earthenone: !findquote god
LRRbot: Quote #1617: "It's like fighting God with a toothpick!" —Alex [2016-01-19]
silenceaux: derg
Orlantia: now, sight BEYOND sight!
TXC2: SUB HYPE 26
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
MilkInBag: WHOMST
TehAmelie: whomst'd've
StillAnEmoKid: I have absolutely no idea what's going on haha
MilkInBag: if you want an explanation after, just ask
WalrusWrestler: insert dr claw voice
Earthenone: im sure adam can do a story recap at the end
TehAmelie: is this even supposed to be monocrhome? it looks glitched
Grindclocke: ah it all makes sense now
MilkInBag: not glitched
Vyous: It's the master sword Kappa
MilkInBag: it's past and future
Rytthigar: Four kings?
Dog_of_Myth: I will say the voice acting is pretty good
kristwist: now you have two
TXC2: it's hammy, but it fits
malsareus: because you only have the hilt
silenceaux: iirc that sword does not yet exist fully
malsareus: remember that backtracking?
StillAnEmoKid: Aw, I was really excited for dual wielding
SquareDotCube: you can change it in the inventory
malsareus: you are
firelordgamez: The backtracking is the last thing before final fight
TehAmelie: i like games that have separate difficulty settings for puzzles and real game parts. i like the ones that just skip the puzzles even more
Kraest: You have to fetch quest the rest of the game
GoAmpDog2: they mark it on the map
red_shoes_jeff: You are close. To the end. NOW GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING!
red_shoes_jeff: Mwahaha!
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darkora: sub baby huh
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firelordgamez: Lol, Azrael's eye roll
silenceaux: This is why you can't be subtle / use euphemisms.
TehAmelie: armageddon with it, guys
kanimaras: What's that other game you played where mark Hamill was the rabbit? golf
WalrusWrestler: WHat else did you see
firelordgamez: Missable chests here
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so.. we've gained detective mode and Aaragorn;s sword
silenceaux: There's a secret here iirc, but I'm pretty sure it really doesn't matter to you.
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always just dead here.
TehAmelie: will you get to recruit a zombie ghost army? that's the key feature of Aragorn's sword i think
MilkInBag: I feel like there is some bad faith in here about this game OpieOP
phenexian: this game is bad, it's trying to much, and failing to refine any of it
phenexian: but it's cool
TehAmelie: the game broke the trust, now we can onyl rip on it
WalrusWrestler: Are you going to play Darksiders 2 at any point?
phenexian: the sequels were better
aitsu100: we Yugioh now?
Invitare: The Shadow Realm? Is this Yu Gi Oh?
MilkInBag: darksiders 3 was WutFace
TXC2: wow, "the shadow realm" really can't be said with any weight can it?
MilkInBag: 2 is huge and empty
Rytthigar: I play Kuriboh in defense position!
silenceaux: These camera movements are way too much iirc
TehAmelie: the council can assemble on your shoulder pad
silenceaux: not sure why there's an iirc there I guess the game is getting to me too
grimlock_43: This seems like a chubier Dante's inferno
cheetoJack: what is this shit, wind waker?
Himyul: only six more to go!
GoAmpDog2: map
seth_erickson: Six More KEYS
silenceaux: Ah, I was wrong. SIX bear asses.
TehAmelie: i was gonna say Turok the dinosaur hunter
MilkInBag: adam's face LUL
firelordgamez: You're at the Stygian area
MilkInBag: hold on brother
WalrusWrestler: god that horse sounds like a dying pig
StillAnEmoKid: Are the six other pieces easy to find at least?
Kraest: They’re not difficult to find
TehAmelie: hmm is it just me or did the N64 have an abundance of FPS games where you spend the whole game collecting pieces of a superweapon and then when you get it it's way too overpowered?
MilkInBag: they're very close to portals IIRC
MilkInBag: like, most of them
WalrusWrestler: This quest reminds me of the triforce quest in wind waker
DrWreckage: Adam is now Jackie Chan
silenceaux: It's either fights or puzzles. :C
firelordgamez: I mean, that kinda is the game
DrWreckage: What is the stream?
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej takes the Play it Forward Hotseat! Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (3:08 from now).
kristwist: throw the game into the sea
CapnRobert: thats fair
firelordgamez: Yeah
StillAnEmoKid: Yeah take a break man, you definitely deserve it after this.
tehlordofelves: there is a hook point
CapnRobert: thanks for the stream
TXC2: DrWreckage Adam is doing a Dauntless stream st home
TXC2: *at
silenceaux: Shadows~
Traion: Do we need to equip the Mask?
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TXC2: SUB HYPE 28
malsareus: put on your mask
seth_erickson: The good news is your next stream should be great fun
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Kraest: The shadow mask shows lasts for a bit after you take it off
Raolin_Darkbane: Gaze into the shadow realm
Himyul: it's in the shadow realm *pushes up glasses*
silenceaux: A huge flaw of this game is that it only lets you have one auxiliary item on your controller.
Himyul: shadow realm Kappa LUL
StillAnEmoKid: That's fucking lame.
malsareus: because theu're in the shadow realm
silenceaux: Thematics?
MilkInBag: question is, why not? OpieOP
Jarhi28: bye bye
TXC2: thanks for streaming Adam
KidAmn: you watching G1 tonight Adam?
GoAmpDog2: bye
RockPusher: Thank you Adam lrrHEART
firelordgamez: Thanks for the stream, Adam!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej takes the Play it Forward Hotseat! Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (3:06 from now).
Masslost: 2 is much better
Kraest: That’s fair
StillAnEmoKid: See ya later Adam! Take care of yourself.
seth_erickson: byeee
TXC2: !events
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Grindclocke: hope the rest of your day is better!
Himyul: 2 / 7 pieces is good enough, right? Just reforge it into a smaller, reasonably sized blade
I_Am_Clockwork: thanks adam, sorry the game has so many bad puzzles
Traion: Thanks for the stream Adam. Have fun today
Smapdi_Flaffermann: Have a Great day/evening, Adam and pals!
TXC2: !patreon
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I_Am_Clockwork: hek yeah, SR Hong Kong!
seth_erickson: !homestreams
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I_Am_Clockwork: Follow this good good boy
TehAmelie: thanks for putting up with that for us lrrHEART
TXC2: twitch.tv/seabats
e_bloc: Beej will be playing Adam "Beej" Savidan in Shadowrun
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MilkInBag: take care :)
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for streaming Adam
TXC2: !twitter
TXC2: NOW KISS!
TStodden: The Beejin' Hour is in like 3 hours...
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
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FoxFyr: !upnext
Juliamon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej takes the Play it Forward Hotseat! Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (2:51 from now).
TehAmelie: finally got the last cheevo in Dark Souls