Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Enjoy B e e f
Earthenone: !findquote beef
LRRbot: Quote #5911: "This is the strongest beef I've seen in awhile!" —Wheeler [2019-03-16]
cowsmoogo: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Cadence of Hyrule) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
mtvcdm: Evening
SajuukSjet: oh? Satie remix?
Juliamon: Ramen finished cooking just in time~
prof_membrane: Rhythm?
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bowsin_durrows: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
voslan: T-10 seconds
constablecrab: amytfaCheetscream coxManleee
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with Rhythm Cafe, right now! We’re playing Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt 💀 of the 💀 NecroDancer feat. 💨 The Legend of Zelda 💨 | 📷 ||
prof_membrane: Twitch notification said Shadowrun.
EricTheOrange: is the cafe expirencing technical difficulties?
PixelSavage: bamboozled! mail said Shadowrun hong Kong!!!
Earthenone: hong kong will be in 2 hours
Juliamon: That's after this, lol
Earthenone: it was also before this :P
Juliamon: They did not update the title
constablecrab: Ianception
mtvcdm: !clip
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gsyhiap: lrrHORN lrrIAN lrrHORN lrrIAN lrrHORN lrrIAN lrrHORN lrrIAN
ArchmageBlackstone: Getting THX flashbacks.
Juliamon: You MIGHT be able to beat it tonight.
Juliamon: You were actually doing pretty well!
badpandabear: lrrWOW
azureHaights: Farore?
Juliamon: ^
PixelSavage: consider yourself corrected fake Zelda fan!
Earthenone: i thought all your knowlage came from the animated series
thirsty_kitteh: lunarj1Heart tiltyhEXTREME katesHug2
azureHaights: Welcome to the Kingdom of Flavor!
buckminst: IAN, NO
yuka34: gabyDOGGERS
buckminst: Go into the sea!
ContingentCat: that sounds like a bad time
azureHaights: I am /so sorry/ Heather
Invitare: all of them? Even on other channels??
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YueGung: Nine months! Wasn't there some standard phrase connected with that?
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BrowneePoints: Yep you can detonate din's fire as well
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Leave your death in the hands of others.
thirsty_kitteh: You had a plan to go left. literally.
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Purple chest in the windmill is a weapon!
ContingentCat: goblins confirmed not Dalek
BrowneePoints: Actually Purple Chests are always permanent items
JonnyGlitch: Hey Heather! Hi Ian! Hello Chat!
Juliamon: If you want to try and make this a 3-stream game you should probably head for the desert, rather than the mountain.
JonnyGlitch: I really want this game, but I have no switch
ContingentCat: secret tunnel, secret tunnel...
constablecrab: I hate when I accidentally eat all the fairies.
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limeandcoconut: go Ian and Heather!!!!!
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mtvcdm: A glass broadsword?
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mtvcdm: A broadsword. Made of glass.
gsyhiap: careful, Ian has a Thrusto!
Juliamon: Ah, the feather. Which was entirely useless when I thought it would be useful.
SAJewers: quote there?
Jericotyler: They do such a good job on the music with this series.
SuperSugarSloth: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Tailparun: just wait till the randomizer community gets ahold of this lol
Juliamon: I spy a secret!
Juliamon: Reminder that you have the hookshot
chaostreader: You don’t have the hook shot. You have the longshot.
bowsin_durrows: Secret tunnel, secret tunnel.
mtvcdm: Your game's vast riches are known to us, but we're lazy and they're way over there.
Juliamon: Cane! Yay!
tenthtechpriest: SNORKEL
bowsin_durrows: *snorkels in lava*
Fruan: It wasn't lava, just orange juice
ContingentCat: spicy honey
mtvcdm: The glass slippers only provide a buff until midnight.
bowsin_durrows: @fruan More likely orange soda due to the bubbliness.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Don't tease The Helm.
mtvcdm: Then they become pumpkin spice slippers.
CosmicDuctTape: oh good, LRRbot already has the Helm in it
SAJewers: !badadvice
LRRbot: Monetize the baby.
Juliamon: I believe there's a badadvice with the Helm as well
PixelSavage: didnt you already solve this ....
KoruGengetsu: cheatwork makes the dream work
SAJewers: lrrHEATHER naeTATO lrrIAN
gsyhiap: cheat for sweet treats
Tailparun: moving to cheat step
Tailparun: and Hollow Knight
Juliamon: The Switch has a LOT of games. It's worth a buy at this point.
CosmicDuctTape: agreed
PixelSavage: Id say just wait for the switch mini though
Juliamon: Time to buy a hint!
Butternades: I forgot that rhythm cafe was today
CosmicDuctTape: OOKAY
JonnyGlitch: did she just tell you to go to hell?
Juliamon: Well, you can just warp over there
JonnyGlitch: accidentally bombing is MUCH better
PixelSavage: yeah where else would one put a shovel Ian ... duh.
constablecrab: A shovel is the biggest spoon!
JonnyGlitch: just make sure it's not bladed, made that mistake once
hey_strawberry: ok lewd stream
ContingentCat: sergeIrene
tuckamanian: breast are better
JonnyGlitch: thighs are superior
JonnyGlitch: say that to Old Two Shovel Joe
Juliamon: The chest just indicates that there are chests. Even if you already got them.
constablecrab: There are many games where you can have a pair of spades.
TheMoatman: Well breasts get you the secret menu at taco bell so
Juliamon: It's 100% the dungeon.
JonnyGlitch: modest too
orbitaltuna: is there cuccoo's revenge in this zelda
Juliamon: yes
Juliamon: it's the one downside to poison weapons: if you accidentally hit a cuccoo, you're fucked
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CosmicDuctTape: hababa yababa
Juliamon: It's titanium
fuzzy_died: tITTANIUM
RealGamerCow: Wolfram!
JonnyGlitch: kromping
constablecrab: Maybe I'm late to the party, but do the warp stones intentionally look like jukeboxes?
Juliamon: Probably.
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TheAngryRedBird: hi guys!
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JonnyGlitch: rupee tree? a Ruptree?
chaostreader: A poe!!
BloodnBullets: "fix"
gsyhiap: feliciaBoom Fixed!
canadianbac0nz: 🦋 🎵
gsyhiap: miiliMusic
constablecrab: We only need sweet shin music
BloodnBullets: sheika stone
JonnyGlitch: "Can't go up through that hole"... been there before brother
chaostreader: Both of them are female characters. They should be fine in Gerudo areas.
Juliamon: FINALLY
Juliamon: Now you can move shit!
JonnyGlitch: infinity gauntlet?
bananderson_: and you'll look so cool doing it too
KoruGengetsu: but rad racer is so RAD!
constablecrab: I would swear that was a melody from the original NES Ninja Gaiden
mtvcdm: You're a wizard, Ian!
BloodnBullets: please tell me you can throw eachother
bananderson_: I just want Ian to talk to more characters
BloodnBullets: is... is that gannondorf?
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constablecrab: I would go bowling more if it was like that
ChiefEngineerMichael: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Cadence of Hyrule) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (53m ago).
bananderson_: this game is so much bigger than I thought it would be
mtvcdm: Ian, Heather, are you only after people's juicy, flavorful hearts?
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canadianbac0nz: You can just go down a space LUL
constablecrab: An incredible diamond hesit
JonnyGlitch: hearts are the tastiest part of people after all
constablecrab: heist
KoruGengetsu: rip
bowsin_durrows: rip shovel.
Izandai: Ian pls
JonnyGlitch: shitty shovel for shovelling shit
gsyhiap: NotLikeThis
KoruGengetsu: dug his own grave on that one
mowdownjoe: Cane?
bananderson_: Ian "comedy of errors" Horner
Megaparsec256: I think you should be able to get it with the power glove now
JonnyGlitch: use the rock, then throw it up?
SAJewers: can you pick up the rock with someone on it?
chaostreader: ^
constablecrab: Jump up like before then pick up the block and move it?
JonnyGlitch: I see wizards are the worst in this game too
Juliamon: Remember, you can grab and pull those now that you have the glove
mowdownjoe: That's a banger. Not like Gerudo Valley wasn't already a great track.
Fruan: More orange soda!
canadianbac0nz: LUL
bananderson_: that little lizard guy is schmoovin
bananderson_: how do we make friends with the lizard
Izandai: You can push it.
PaperDoopliss: And pull it!
PaperDoopliss: I have no idea how this game distinguishes between pull blocks and lift blocks
chaostreader: Twist it.
Izandai: You can use it to get to the eye laser thing and kill it so you don't have to move on beat in this area.
canadianbac0nz: the metal ones are pull only and the stone ones are liftable @PaperDoopliss
PaperDoopliss: Bopping it is restricted to shrubs and pots, however
PaperDoopliss: I mean I know which ones are which, I don't know the reasoning
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CasualKing21: It's dangerous to go out there alone, take this sub w/ you
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canadianbac0nz: metal heavy
PaperDoopliss: Also Gerudo Valley is such a good track
Juliamon: Should have grabbed that shovel
mtvcdm: !break
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Juliamon: Yours broke with the bomb
chaostreader: It’s a little strange to me that with this game, this stream might have the least interaction with chat.
chaostreader: For LRR
Juliamon: It's a game that requires both their focus. They can't have one playing and one reading chat like most rhythm games.
Talin06: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [1h ago] @loadingreadyrun> Going live with Rhythm Cafe, right now! We’re playing Cadence of Hyrule – Crypt 💀 of the 💀 NecroDancer feat. 💨 The Legend of Zelda 💨 | 📷 ||
chaostreader: Yeah. That’s what I noticed. Was it similar when they did Crypt of the Necrodancer?
Juliamon: I think so
Science_and_Magic: Are we on break chat? Or did the stream just end?
chaostreader: On Break.
chaostreader: Off break
Science_and_Magic: That timing though
Science_and_Magic: Is this the last dungeon?
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: the... one year?
Juliamon: It's the last *normal* dungeon.
chaostreader: @science_and_magic Maybe? It’s the fourth dungeon
bowsin_durrows: Ah, yes, I like all 52 months of the year.
Juliamon: There's a final boss dungeon, naturally.
mtvcdm: cheer50 Over four years of bits- wait that's not how this works.
Science_and_Magic: Right, the last dungeon that has a magical instrument
chaostreader: Try the ice rod?
Science_and_Magic: Oh, they still haven’t gotten the flippers, have they?
BrowneePoints: Ooo they in the Goron Mines?
Juliamon: Noope
chaostreader: @browneepoints Nope. Gerudo Ruins.
Juliamon: and yes they're in the mines
Science_and_Magic: They could skip so much of this if they had the flippers.
BrowneePoints: Err Gerudo Mines*
Juliamon: It's Gerudo, but the Goron Locket protects you
SquareDotCube: You upgraded it
chaostreader: The Boread? of Fire is the song in the background!
BrowneePoints: Bolero
BrowneePoints: This song is a remix of Bolero of Fire if I remember correctly
chaostreader: Yes. That. Never remember the right word. Just that it starts with B.
chaostreader: Lunge. Because it’s a rapier. Fencing jokes.
migelino164: Good morning Rhythm Gang!
D1cey1 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
D1cey1: 33 months? Why that's more than 8 quarters!
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Juliamon: You're probably missing some asshole wizard
Science_and_Magic: Or maybe you have to kill the shopkeeper?
migelino164: Scuba in the lava, makes sense
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: god, those asshole wizards are the worst
chaostreader: Bombchus?
Science_and_Magic: BASS!
yuka34: gabyLul
JonnyGlitch: you can't ALL be lead guitar!
mtvcdm: Where's the theremin?
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrHEART PrideTake PrideWingR
Juliamon: Try the ice rod?
Juliamon: Or just... obliterate it
A_Catastrophic_Success: Oh no! They have a Guitarmy!
Banrael: cheer200 That's one fishy guitar..
Science_and_Magic: Wow, you just wrecked them
gsyhiap: magical? Looks pretty bass-ic to me...
chaostreader: How was this the easiest boss fight so far?
Juliamon: Oh, right, now that you have the glove you can get the chest at the windmill
Science_and_Magic: It was the last one, they had 14 hearts and loads of good equipment.
chaostreader: Heather. You don’t have a shovel.
mtvcdm: The answer to 'Do we need that?' is always yes.
Science_and_Magic: This is where you started, you need to head to the front door
chaostreader: Dig that?
Juliamon: Minor annoyances: the hedges turn horizontal when there's no other hedge block touching them.
Juliamon: Even if they were a vertical hedge.
constablecrab: Dirt diving
Juliamon: that's sure a thing
WhaDidBeejPutInDPie: sub ocean get!
yuka34: ooooh
Juliamon: !clip
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bowsin_durrows: This is correct.
Science_and_Magic: You have the longshot
gsyhiap: Ian got into the sea?
bananderson_: My name is SpeedHorner 69 and welcome to my swim skip tutorial
Juliamon: By the way, that room isn't for later
Juliamon: You can do it now
Juliamon: It's a puzzle!
chaostreader: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
gsyhiap: !advice
LRRbot: Racism, stop it!
gsyhiap: !badadvice
LRRbot: You should always trust things that feel good.
Science_and_Magic: You may also need the cane
BloodnBullets: can you throw bombs
BloodnBullets: ?
Juliamon: It's not a GOOD puzzle, but it IS a puzzle
SquareDotCube: (the cane!)
Juliamon: There you go
Science_and_Magic: Bombs can push blocks
BloodnBullets: bomb beside the box to launch it down?
Science_and_Magic: Got there!
BloodnBullets: its at the bottom
Juliamon: Caladbolg is a Longsword, not a Sword
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shimdogwastaken: first sub baby of many more 💖💖
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bananderson_: why aren't they arranged in order of pitch
bananderson_: that's throwing me
Juliamon: It would be too easy
Crumps2: random each run, actually
chaostreader: Shield?
mtvcdm: Go into my basement. I left all the traps on for your convenience.
bananderson_: I didn't know the music was off for a sec, thought the game just became absurdly hard
constablecrab: Dad's chair basement sure is dangerous
Juliamon: Oh my god this hallway is so bad with 2p
kalateth: I've heard of bullet hells... but never seen one in a basement
Juliamon: With 1p you only have to deal with half the fireballs
Science_and_Magic: I think that you’re immune to fireballs of your colour? Or is it the other way around?
bowsin_durrows: first way.
yuka34: lol
niccus: it's fine, just facetank
SquareDotCube: oh, you got floormastered
BloodnBullets: i dont think ian is using the right sword
yuka34: NotLikeThis
bananderson_: that boy has a lot of health
LathosTiran: ♪one's♪not♪zero♪
yuka34: PogChamp
Juliamon: Bomb him when you have a gap?
sjcTheos: F
yuka34: RIP
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Doom4114: Oh neat, a button
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BloodnBullets: you do appear to be able to push R to do something special with that sword
Rhonlore: I think that just indicates that you cant use the shield
BloodnBullets: oh right
mowdownjoe: Bullies
JonnyGlitch: totally a strat to find hidden levels right?
yuka34: boss hype PogChamp
JonnyGlitch: fall down every hole
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JonnyGlitch: phat lute
mtvcdm: I suppose now we just have to open the lute box.
Juliamon: This is a really neat battle
Juliamon: Yeah, the whole of the castle is really designed with 1p in mind
tuckamanian: an obo
Mysticman89: always jump into mysterious portals.
BloodnBullets: time travel!
kalateth: nothing ever goes wrong jumping into random portals
Juliamon: Refill your bottles now.
Zimmercj: I guess you could say this really is a battle of the bands.
JonnyGlitch: flail house
PMAvers: The flails are weird, but once you get going with them they're actually pretty sweet.
JonnyGlitch: can only infuse normal weapons?
Juliamon: Yeah, you need to infuse the basic form of a weapon
CataclysmicReverb subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
CataclysmicReverb: The infusion was refusioned.
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JonnyGlitch: that wall is perving on ya
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej takes the Play it Forward Hotseat! Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong) at Sun 06:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
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Juliamon: Yeah, I didn't expect you'd finish today. Definitely next week though, so have a backup ready.
Juliamon: (Unless you want to go back through the map and collect everything you missed, including a playable character, that is)
mtvcdm: !homestreams
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Riandisa: Thanks for the fun stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Juliamon: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej takes the Play it Forward Hotseat! Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong) at Sun 06:00 PM PDT (23s ago).
Phailhammer: cya :)
PixelSavage: bring in the Beej, I am ready for more of my favourite sci-fantasy universe!
PixelSavage: entertain me.
DarkMorford: Okay, I need to get some food in me.
Earthenone: have a good enfoodening
Earthenone: remember that the noodles are haunte
Earthenone: d
Juliamon: The cryptid noodles actually inspired me to have ramen for dinner today
Earthenone: haha i would have too, had that been an option :P
TheMerricat: Evening chat, we still have a play it forward tonight?
Earthenone: yup
Juliamon: Yup
Juliamon: Title just changed
ArchmageBlackstone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Beej takes the Play it Forward Hotseat! Game: Shadowrun: Hong Kong) at Sun 06:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Beej is continuing Play it Forward with Shadowrun: Hong Kong by @WeBeHarebrained | ||
JonnyGlitch: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Feminine_Desires: just in time
BasilHunter: woo! get to watch this live!
ArchmageBlackstone: Aww yiss, time for our daily dose of Vitamin Beej.
JonnyGlitch: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
JonnyGlitch: speak up!
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Borj, how is this game so far?
JonnyGlitch: oh whoops idk why the stream auto muted I thought it was you
BodaciousNia: let's get this dreking run done
JonnyGlitch: sorry
Earthenone: you are fine
BasilHunter: you're pretty loud
Earthenone: no worries
BodaciousNia: your kinda loud now
gsyhiap: if anything you're a little too loud
TheMerricat: you are fine vocalwise
gsyhiap: that's better
BodaciousNia: that's MUCH better
Feminine_Desires: this is good
JonnyGlitch: katesNice
BasilHunter: a good amount of Beej now
BodaciousNia: Beej, is armitage in this one?
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ghost_user_1984: Shadowrun!
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BodaciousNia: that should now be a quote.. Special K lol
Alephred: Is ketamine something you 'eat'?
ghost_user_1984: No
someusername5: hi beej
ghost_user_1984: Stuff is nasty
BodaciousNia: ooooh what kind of tea?
heckle_hide: i need to see that kind of special k commercial
JonnyGlitch: I mean, technically you can eat anything you can fit in your mouth
ArchmageBlackstone: With all the cybernetic enhancements they have, do you think drugs would have a stronger effect because there is less organic mass?
FITorion: drink
MistahFixIt: Such Decadence!
ANeMzero: Show eachother butt tattoos