PhoenixMelior: meanwhile, last minute changes from my hell client throw everything out of whack and make me climb many stairs. Whee!
ecobeing: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at the world of video games. Game: Heaven's Vault) at Tue 02:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
jamesk902: It's nice to be here for Talking Sim live, I hardly ever get to watch streams as I'm normally at work.
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OriginalGarwulf: Hi all! Does anybody know what the Let's Nope is going to be today?
Juliamon: !schedule
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ChiefEngineerMichael: @OriginalGarwulf I think it's Paranormal Activity: The Game
wildpeaks: thing is, Let's Nope is not shown on the Events page
djalternative: James is working on the events page now
malc: !badadvice
LRRbot: Obey.
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
wildpeaks: I obey
malc: oh right, there's a stream starting
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
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snaxamus42: ಠ_ಠ
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OriginalGarwulf: And, unfortunately, I'll probably have to come in at the end - my wife is playing this game, and she doesn't want any spoilers.
patrick_stonecrusher: Yeah! Time to translate stuff and try not to stare at T H E A R M ! :D
RebekahWSD: But...but I want my houses to exist in all 6 dimensions!
sarahphim_: Hi Cam and Cori
TheAinMAP: Hello.
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MolaMolaphant: hello again Cam, hello Cori
wildpeaks: the Loop was right, they returned \o/
niccus: oh, splitcoins
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wildpeaks: gdqTime for strats
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wildpeaks: oh wow
RebekahWSD: I...should just buy this game
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MolaMolaphant: "It can" that's *ominous*
Gekyouryuu: depends on what ending you get, I think?
hawkfalcon8: @LoadingReadyRun Hey Cam I am about to start playing Destiny 2 any tips?
patrick_stonecrusher: You can play this game as long as it takes as far as I'm concerned. This game and setting are sweeeet!
wildpeaks: talking of interesting loop as mecanic, the Outer Wilds could be fun to play
ritchards: someone's typing away in the background
dangerous_safety: Heyo, finally catching one of these live
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hawkfalcon8: Ok
jund_em_out25: my first time watching a stream
wildpeaks: a device lrrSPOOP
RebekahWSD: Gonn
MolaMolaphant: There's a #destiny channel and folks are happy to help out there
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Oh look, it's the man with the ARM
Earthenone: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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djalternative: Is Beej still having trouble hiding that dead body?
MrSVCD: Pride100 Sprites!
Pteraspidomorphi: Strictly the best corner
ritchards: I wonder if the echo you leave behind was a bug that they liked and kept in
KV1NN4: oh i forgot about injured-arm-guy D8
Pteraspidomorphi: quite blindly?
dangerous_safety: said they use them quite quickly
jund_em_out25: cathooloo
bowsin_durrows: Hold back stone, hold back place.
ecobeing: there's a noun for familiar place so it may be a symbol for place others than home
ritchards: If I could hold back stone...
dangerous_safety: reading the post, explains the post
RonnyConcrete: Hi Cam and Cori, Hi Chat!
djalternative: Renba was looking for winning lotery tickets
wildpeaks: these posts add a lot of character(s)
WithoutAnAce: speaking of which, did we make the going live Twitter post?
bowsin_durrows: Ben read your tweet about the two pizza places earlier Cam.
ChiefEngineerMichael: Ah, the large winch must be the cause of his ARM
dangerous_safety: correct @ChiefEngineerMichael
bowsin_durrows: Tomorrow? OwO
ritchards: wine stones!
djalternative: Definitely wine
bowsin_durrows: Light me now!
ritchards: Cheese Runs Amok!!!!
bowsin_durrows: Okay, "the cheese runs amok."
AmoriLinguae: I don't think "will" is the plural of "do"
niccus: would it be related to hanzi smatter
KV1NN4: I was taught to read and pronounce Arabic. Had NO IDEA what i was ever saying though
canoecrasher: There's something over there
djalternative: "try jumping"
canoecrasher: a machine
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun I think it might be like... Autodidact language?
KV1NN4: long since forgotten tho
canoecrasher: On the far side of the pit
WithoutAnAce: "there's some sort of machine over there"
wildpeaks: time to start the generator ? :D
MrSVCD: "I am making post! ... out of wood!"
AmoriLinguae: I mean if you know a thing has been traditionally used as a type of ward against rocks falling, you might use it regardless
patrick_stonecrusher: oh crap time to start the generator! Bingo!
Electrodyne: Time not important only life important
monadgirl: It's called a magic spell because it's what you spell out
dangerous_safety: big enough to hold many eagles
niccus: definitely hasn't played roguelikes
djalternative: That's the rational of all fiction protagonists
bowsin_durrows: The best way is to be the one who made the trap.
Feminine_Desires: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:54.
ChiefEngineerMichael starts playing Dig Down by Muse
jamesk902: The saltiest robot.
Veggiekeks: paradoxically the only way to trigger a trap is to not understand it
34Witches: Where are we right now? (just arrived)
monadgirl: looks close enough to jump...
djalternative: the problem isn't getting down, it's getting back up
ritchards: on no, balance mechanics!
Mysticman89: oo, roadrunner time. or is it coyote time? Whatever, she could float for a bit
Electrodyne: rope time
monadgirl: shimmy down the posts
TehAmelie: oh hi
TehAmelie: have we devolved from language puzzles to platform puzzles? >_>
Mivair: Six out for blood today
canoecrasher: Now you find a goose, a fox, and a bag of grain...
34Witches: Six <3
blamemyphone: Sassy Robot
RebekahWSD: Poor poor Six!
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Antimuffin: Wow, that went well.
Antimuffin: I feel like I should get a do-over.
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AmoriLinguae: lrrCAMERON lrrWOW
blamemyphone: oh my, that is the most put out robot ever
34Witches: Words!
Feminine_Desires: Story!
Antimuffin: uni100 Is there a prize for wasting your sub message with a typo? Anyway, Hi Cameron and Cori! :P
dangerous_safety: true story bruh
ritchards: power shadow pop in! ;)
hanrat: Is it the Obra Dinn?
Mivair: We found the Obra Dinn!
jonasjonIV: A water boat?!?
djalternative: We meet again Obra Dinn
wildpeaks: one cnanot escape the Obra DInn
Mivair: Time to find a death watch and solve some mysteries
Mivair: Maybe change history
Mivair: (Ducktales! Oo-oo-oo!"
RebekahWSD: Yeah, so far!
dangerous_safety: that hurt less than going up the garden stairs
Mivair: SAIL
I_Am_Clockwork: ducktales UwU
34Witches: CLOTH
Mivair: Banned.
RebekahWSD: SYMBOLS
AmoriLinguae: 6' isn't the worst fall to take
Feminine_Desires: new symbols!
patrick_stonecrusher: "I only lost one-eighth of my health bar, I'm fine."
silver_justsilver: ah to be young again and able to think a meter isn't far to fall
Mivair: 6' isn't one meter, also it isn't
Feminine_Desires: serpent's eye I think...
wildpeaks: snek ?
Feminine_Desires: SNEK
djalternative: it has plant and mountain in it
AmoriLinguae: I think it might be metal
dangerous_safety: is from wrong?
azlan121: births eye could be talking about a creation event
wildpeaks: maybe metal eye as in "camera" ?
hanrat: Absolutely stick your arm in there
blamemyphone: so contrary
silver_justsilver: when I sad "a meter" I was responding to Cameron's exclamation "it's like 3 feet" ratrher than the reference to 6' in chat.
I_Am_Clockwork: is "little person" animal?
I_Am_Clockwork: doh they got there at the same time
Gekyouryuu: maybe ancient isn't an exact language? like how Chinese refers to trains as, iirc, iron rooster?
djalternative: I think we might be translating the name of the ship or something like that
Tplayne: oh wow, pretty game
SpacePotato01: ask six about meat and bags.
34Witches: He so wants to
ritchards: there, you've just cut off the "get caught in hatch" end ;)
azlan121: just keep saying 'this belongs in a museum' and its not looting
dangerous_safety: Ioxian OSHA is not a thing
rwhr2d2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:19.
djalternative: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:42:36. lrrSPOT
Gekyouryuu: technically, OSHA violation and NSFW mean the same thing. Kappa
dangerous_safety: huh LUL
blamemyphone: Cam!!!
TemporallyAwry: lrrWOW
djalternative: I guess these people don't have the definite article of the
jamesk902: Cam sees the unseen.
dangerous_safety: article vision
Gekyouryuu: that's cam's super hero name. Article Man
WithoutAnAce: buried hatch is serpent and not birth, then, right?
Gekyouryuu: he's part of that one song
wildpeaks: as Beej would say, fire solves everything
ContingentCat: burning the ship I'm on, what could go wrong?
Pteraspidomorphi: "found"
Rhynerd: Time to shiv a fellow
bowsin_durrows: 'Found'.
ritchards: perhaps Six pushed people off the cliff?
bowsin_durrows: Just take a nice leisurely pace back to the ship.
djalternative: I think I saw six in the crate
34Witches: I love that we have time to translate this
HungryCavalier: Hah, I'm about to be stranded on some moon, but let me translate some stuff first
bowsin_durrows: Can you feel the love tonight?
Butternades: afternoon/ evening folks
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welcome2egypt: I miss alex
Feminine_Desires: follow me if you can :D
djalternative: catch me if you can staring leo decaprio
Feminine_Desires: SEQUENCE BREAK
djalternative: is Leo in this game?
AmoriLinguae: how are they not getting away?
richard_ermen: The description reminds me of Dwarf Fortress...."The scene depicts two dwarves holding ancient rituals"
wildpeaks: I suppose we were meant to find all this before trying to go down ?
wildpeaks: because there is no way they have time to translate this while they're getting away
ritchards: there is no we, there is only I!
dangerous_safety: must have been modeled by someone whos never seen an archaeological dig site Kappa
djalternative: you are in run the jewels
I_Am_Clockwork: sky sounds right?
Feminine_Desires: This is such a sequence break.
Feminine_Desires: I wonder just how much we sequenced breaked.
wildpeaks: can't we just give them a lift ?
Gekyouryuu: can we go back for the other two?
34Witches: Can we go back for those people?
Feminine_Desires: Cause that was totally not intentional
Decaped: no such thing as a sequence break in this game
jonasjonIV: pirate time?
I_Am_Clockwork: yo ho?
bowsin_durrows: The seemed to be fine with abandoning you, so it's fine.
Rhynerd: I hope we can go back for them, they don’t have any supplies to survive on there.
Tuckiozi: No sequence was broken.
richard_ermen: Are...are we the baddies?
Astra7525: Look, leaving them behind means we get an opportunity to discover some skeletons later
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
blamemyphone: cam
wildpeaks: takes too long for them to turn into skeletons
dangerous_safety: make my body count GROW
wildpeaks: :D
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34Witches: the arm is back
ContingentCat: oh god I'd forgotten that arm
jonasjonIV: and soon the arm will be gone again
Astra7525: jesus, how huge is this game
blamemyphone: cori, i like sail
AmoriLinguae: you could let Six navigate
bowsin_durrows: Ah, yes. 'Somewhere distant'.
Astra7525: Question: Does the game spawn new rivers when you have enough clues to search a new region?
Alephred: Gho Stwake.
ContingentCat: Yes.
ArcOfTheConclave: Ghost Swake?
Butternades: to splinters, you say?
Gekyouryuu: @loadingreadyrun you're pronouncing it wrong. it's Ghosts Whacky. they're silly ghosts
Astra7525: I meant, could you technically wander off the map without knowing you should go there
ZachtlyAsIntended: Who ties up a tent?
ZachtlyAsIntended: To see space robots
wildpeaks: someone who wants a tent to still be there when they come back ?
AmoriLinguae: to keep sand out
ZachtlyAsIntended: You stake down a ten
ZachtlyAsIntended: tent*
Butternades: to keep it above the bears
wildpeaks: are tents vampires
wildpeaks: lrrSPOOP
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forcedreject: Is it Heaven's Vault or Deus Vult?
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dangerous_safety: renba has boat vision
Butternades: did somebody say Deus Vult? or would you look at the time it's Crusade O'Clock
Gekyouryuu: @butternades is it? shoot, I have somewhere to be at crusade:30
MrSVCD: Is G quite travel?
MrSVCD: quick*
ArcOfTheConclave: why do you enjoy this minigame?
AmoriLinguae: yes
Butternades: well. it's crusade oclock in 2 minutes
djalternative: Cam. Can you tell us whether or not you enjoy this mini game?
Aston1988: is this the game that's about translating stuff?
ContingentCat: yup
wildpeaks: yes it is
Aston1988: any good?
AmoriLinguae: yes
ContingentCat: I think so
Butternades: it does slrike me as being kinda soothing somewhat like in the Assassins creed games
djalternative: Depends on your method of sailing
jamesk902: Sailing ships had large crews, so I assume you are correct.
jadeworrior: eh the bigger the ship you sail, its mostly just hanging out then brief moments of hustling around and working
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Sounds a lot like, well, driving!
dangerous_safety: sometimes, depends on the type of sails and the weather
wildpeaks: maybe Cam would enjoy Sunless Skies, flying in the wilderness is quite relaxing
ArcOfTheConclave: sailing is lots of teamwork but also allows for thoughts
TehAmelie: this ship looks heavily automated
MrSVCD: Llama!
azlan121: it really kicks the llamas ass
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun this method of sailing seems more akin to windsurfing than actual sailing
ritchards: Dammit Six!
jamesk902: OK, that's a lot.
canoecrasher: No?
Pteraspidomorphi: This would be fun in VR!
dangerous_safety: the game tried to nope out of it
Feminine_Desires: pls no
ContingentCat: No and from your reaction I'm not sure I want to
Butternades: dont look a gift camel in the mouth, or any camel for that matter
34Witches: why did I google camel teeth
ContingentCat: W h a t
mtvcdm: "Hey, chat, ever see the inside of a camel's mouth?" -Cori
wildpeaks: like a Dune spice worm ?
niccus: leatherback turtle throat, penguin throat,
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrSPOOP
blamemyphone: lol
bowsin_durrows: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:54 from now).
TehAmelie: oh boy i'm kicking so much butt at writing today. and every day of the week.
djalternative: I am also having a soda. You'll have to indulge me
TehAmelie: hi again
Mysticman89: So you lean towards the soda side of the Soda/Pop/Cola debate I see
TheMoatman: She used to be an indie singer but now she's a big pop star
TheMoatman: Does it have Kola nut?
TemporallyAwry: Cola is a flavor - if it doesn't have cola, it's not coal.
Mysticman89: theres a weird class of people who consider all pop/soda to be cola, even if they aren't black coca-cola style drinks
djalternative: It's 23 flavors of secrets
WithoutAnAce: The inscription on the hatch should be "serpent eye" (because of the animal symbol) and not "birth eye", right
Mysticman89: I think those people are simply wrong, but they exist.
Butternades: hey using all three sounds like the midwest US
TehAmelie: i thought Dr Pepper fell in the hot, infected horse pee drink category
jamesk902: The only correct way to write dates is Year-Month-Day.
TheMoatman: And then there's Georgia, where all soda is Coke, even sodas not made by the Coca-Cola company
Pteraspidomorphi: Remember fits pretty well
ritchards: @WithoutAnAce there was animal and plant, so birth as origin of things
blamemyphone: MIdwest doesn't have a prefernce between the three either
ritchards: (I'm guessing)
djalternative: the humpty dance is your chance
Butternades: @TehAmelie boo hiss cherry dr pepper is the best mainstream carbonated soft drink.
TehAmelie: yeah i'm going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there
wildpeaks: Sky Snek
Pteraspidomorphi: Shenron?
blamemyphone: wait literal serpent?
Invitare: Don't worry about the Star Serpent
TemporallyAwry: Cherry - if you're curious.
blamemyphone: its sugar
Mysticman89: I think dr P is vaguely cherry perhaps?
Butternades: i am a root beer person preferably. but i have to get the rarer ones. my top three rootbeers ive had recently are Bundaberg, Chownings, and Rat Bastard
jamesk902: Like a wooden GSV?
RatekStormcrow: The Pirate Age ?
djalternative: The age of Cruise Liners
Vyous: Dr pepper is supposed to be "Pepper" flavored. It
Vyous: *It's really it's own thing
TehAmelie: i like cream soda. especially with cold brew in it
AmoriLinguae: I like orangina
blamemyphone: it is
Butternades: red cream is good as well. coffee with cream soda it is even better
blamemyphone: lol
Butternades: ooh that sounds good
ritchards: Given this is Talking Sim, you should be Mountain Dew only
AmoriLinguae: I haven't found a fentiman's I like
Gekyouryuu: I don't have the WIDEST range of experience, but I'm partial to Mountain Dew Voltage
dangerous_safety: liking something from live? how odd
Astra7525: I have to find a way to ship you some of our local artisanal colas
patrick_stonecrusher: weak.
patrick_stonecrusher: Kappa
Butternades: theres a store called jungle jims by me they have over 200 various carbonated soft drinks. some good some awful, like pickle soda
Butternades: yep its awful
Mysticman89: oh, you're travelling in some sort of space crossbow?
Butternades: theres also a mustard and hot sauce one ive had the displeasure of trying
dangerous_safety: them robots done took our jobs
TehAmelie: weird story, the characters in my book ended up improvising an internet streamed charity donation drive, basically ripping off Desert Bus completely. hope that's okay
jamesk902: Ooh, that's long one
TehAmelie: jamieCare
Pteraspidomorphi: Is the drive about a game like Desert Bus?
dangerous_safety: so long as the sleep deprivation and suffering is properly conveyed
TehAmelie: as much as i can comprehend it
Feminine_Desires: yeah no I think just going double left into the site is better.
TehAmelie: and no, although some live game programming happens
Decaped: so chat, what do you think is going on at this point in the game? big picture stuff.
Feminine_Desires: no idea :D
Feminine_Desires: It's a game of discovery, there's so much left of this game to explore.
34Witches: so twisty
Decaped: Wild guesses on little evidence is a hallmark of archeology.
dangerous_safety: i absolutely love the exclamations in this game
Feminine_Desires: !left
Feminine_Desires: !advice
LRRbot: Vacuum the Beej.
ChiefEngineerMichael: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the glowy thing.
Feminine_Desires: Vacuum the beej? I have a gif of that
djalternative: !badadvice
LRRbot: Force the portmanteau.
dangerous_safety: !badadvice
LRRbot: Aim for Third.
AmoriLinguae: !findquote left
LRRbot: Quote #4594: "I've got a lotta people left to punch." —Graham [2018-01-12]
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun It's a desert bus moment, I have a gif of it
ContingentCat: it was something that happened during desert bus wasn't it?
Pteraspidomorphi: It sounds like something Beej himself would say
ChiefEngineerMichael: !findquote left
LRRbot: Quote #1581: "Yahtzee may be the only attraction left at the Escapist." —Alex [2016-01-15]
Feminine_Desires: I have TWO gifs actually
wildpeaks: o.O
fragilepaper: That 2nd gif is sensual
gsyhiap: oh my
ContingentCat: of course it was be Ian vaccuming
blamemyphone: aaah.........
niccus: oh some deep cleaning
delta__vee: that second one needs some music appropriate for the most risque part of the burlesque show...
TheMoatman: "Starting Friday, July 12th, Canadian Highlander will be adopting the London Mulligan (aka THE MULLIGAN) as the official mulligan of the format." -Wheeler
Mivair: The Incorrect Mulligan
TemporallyAwry: "The One True" Mulligan
bowsin_durrows: The new and completely correct with no problems whatsoever mulligan.
AmoriLinguae: it's better for limited
gsyhiap: one mulligan to rule them all, and in the darkness shuffle them?
Mivair: Sauron gifted the elves 3 Mulligans of Power, the Dwarves 7, and the Men 9, but kept for himself the One Mulligan to Rule Them All
ChiefEngineerMichael: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBTBS4P42bw The full vacuuming. Now with SOUND
Mivair: The Mulligan with power over all other Mulligans
dangerous_safety: exploring the map, explains the map
Mivair: If I use the london mull too much will I become a Nazgul?
Waltzmark: area of bad rappers
wildpeaks: never skip left day
jamesk902: Do you even left bro?
bowsin_durrows: Choose the left, when the left left left left left left.
RAICx: !advice
LRRbot: Roll for ghost!
gsyhiap: !badadvice
LRRbot: Monetize the baby.
dangerous_safety: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mysterious pizza
AmoriLinguae: !butts
AmoriLinguae: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
bowsin_durrows: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the hole!
RAICx: Aww, I was hoping for “Go left!”, but “roll for ghost” seems appropriate too
gsyhiap: stop backseating, LRRbot!
niccus: is there a game with disintegration loops-style soundtrack
blamemyphone: autocannabalism>
djalternative: cannon ballism?
Gekyouryuu: if you're a stoner and you kill and eat another stoner is it cannabisalism?
wildpeaks: but is the moon haunted
dangerous_safety: was.. the auger here?
TemporallyAwry: Oh hey ... is that an observatory?
ChiefEngineerMichael: Looks kinda like the shape of a Radio Telescope
patrick_stonecrusher: *cocks gun* "Moon's haunted."
ecobeing: I got distracted by a video of Mr Bolobby how long we been back from breaj
JohnLockeCole: Tank armour
dangerous_safety: Ooo cermets
JohnLockeCole: metalic pottery, it's tank armor
AmoriLinguae: or a heat shield
ecobeing: reflector for an array?
blamemyphone: cam just got so excited
ritchards: that's a heck of a sentence
Feminine_Desires: SNEK
AmoriLinguae: I love Cam's excitement when he finds new translations
ecobeing: serpent may mean serpantine
dangerous_safety: serpent like a river
RabidWallaby84: demands. Gods always demand things :P
ecobeing: homage?
AmoriLinguae: I mean homage is a noun
JohnLockeCole: I mean there is Home a verb as in to adjust course towards a target
WithoutAnAce: god I love the storytelling here
blamemyphone: hone?
ritchards: come on, like you wouldn't just jump and slide down that dish!
asddsa28: my minds has been blown
AmoriLinguae: I looked it up and the word homage doesn't come from the same root as the word for home
Feminine_Desires: This looks like a solar panel honestly
Feminine_Desires: MARKINGS
Mivair: Gameplay!
JohnLockeCole: I am upset that the tank armour dish is *shattered* in places
Pteraspidomorphi: Homage sounds the same in my romance language, but home, nothing alike
jinaday: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1:20 from now).
Astra7525: Is this machine used to form the sky rivers?
Gekyouryuu: that's a stargate address!
Mivair: It doesn't actually look shattered, just like triangles are missing from the dome
Decaped: this is the spot in the game where i wish it didn't have this interface, and just let you do it right on the landscape
Pazzix: writing around the rim? it probably says "please play again"
Decaped: but, small studio and all that.
Mivair: "Insert Coin To Continue"
blamemyphone: so it was a port?
dangerous_safety: oh baby a triple
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
sarahphim_: So its a port of some kind?
jamesk902: It occurs to me that rockets would need something heat resistant to land on.
Decaped: there isn't really anything for it to be a port to, though.
Mivair: Presumably there USED to be, it looks ancient. They mentioned pre-empire
JohnLockeCole: Ok, so it's a starport, possible millitary asset, so it could have been shelled.. to account for the heavy damage
Feminine_Desires: we lost hp!
Mivair: Or just like, crazy old. It's in a pretty beaten up section of the nebular with a ton of rocks.
JohnLockeCole: Crazy old wouldn't *break* metalic ceramic composite like that
dangerous_safety: i think six said it was 1500 years old
bowsin_durrows: It's from the age of sail, which we have determined is from quite a long time ago.
Mivair: It doesn't look *broken*, it looks like the triangular panels *fell out*.
blamemyphone: robot operation
dangerous_safety: it would make sense that the joins between the panels would fail before the panels themselves
ritchards: turn on the generator!
Feminine_Desires: oof
Feminine_Desires: this is big
Mivair: We're so lucky they seem to use similar grammatical structure to our own language
Feminine_Desires: masters I think...
sarahphim_: masters?
Feminine_Desires: masters hold the truth.
ArcOfTheConclave: masters?
plummeting_sloth: heh, indeed. What if this language is like German and all teh verbs go at the end
asddsa28: masters if it is robots
asddsa28: bay
theLuminarch: by order of seems more appropriate
sarahphim_: If this is for robots?
Mivair: Six Just said that it was built for robots don't pretend you figured this out yourself
DodoSwede: I just want to wish everyone here an amazing day/evening :)
Mivair: I wish your FACE an amazing day/evening!
dangerous_safety: time to pull out the poker
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DodoSwede: wow only my face? what about the rest of me?
plummeting_sloth: and if you can't divert power, could you reverse the polarity?
ArcOfTheConclave: are these doors not fail safe?
Mivair: I hope the rest of you has a MISCHIEVOUS day, full of interesting but harmless pranks
wildpeaks: the sould read :D
TehAmelie: whose footprints are these?
jonasjonIV: Cameron is great at this.
ritchards: can just hopper away anyway
plummeting_sloth: "Rendered purely decorative by Time? would be a great band name
blamemyphone: telescope!!
34Witches: Another stolen telescope?
Mivair: Perhaps a telescope
ArcOfTheConclave: like the one on the roof?
plummeting_sloth: also, there's literally one above your head
jonasjonIV: buts its not a...TRIpod.
Mivair: is it a try-pod?
plummeting_sloth: it's an omnipod
Mivair: It's a podless pod
plummeting_sloth: hehe, I'd love if there was a slot for quarters on it that they didn't understand
ChiefEngineerMichael: @LoadingReadyRun Of course the telescope is free! No one's there to say otherwise
blamemyphone: stars
plummeting_sloth: The inscription says "Insert 1 dollar for 5 minutes use"
WitherVoice: Device that likes telescopes?
Butternades: @plummeting_sloth i almost choked on my dinner thanks
blamemyphone: we need to find a way to the well
plummeting_sloth: quick, we need to recruit a tinier archeologist to get through that gap
Mivair: SIX
blamemyphone: lol!!!
blamemyphone: nice
BloodnBullets: did he just throw himself off a build?!
plummeting_sloth: Mistress... I have deduced I cannot fly
Pazzix: xD jumper
dangerous_safety: add he tell YOU to be careful
Mivair: Yes?!?!
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh no, it's in Somewhere Distantland
plummeting_sloth: well, we shall travel by holding our breathers then
jonasjonIV: become a robot.
blamemyphone: what is the well??
blamemyphone: Brave boy
ArcOfTheConclave: the crater is totally a focusing dish for a telescope dish.
jonasjonIV: WEE
TriseAlpha: And now those non-legs are broken.
WitherVoice: center? clearly nothing good can come of this
plummeting_sloth: Six, right this down. I have invented a new sport
Butternades: that sport: shield surfing
jonasjonIV: a...gravity well?
TriseAlpha: That looks suspiciously like a nuclear plant upper access hatch.
blamemyphone: JUMP
blamemyphone: ooo crystals
jonasjonIV: that would hurt to land on
WitherVoice: might as well JUMP
HungryCavalier: Jump!
blamemyphone: iolite, hmm more connections
wildpeaks: our crystals now
ritchards: There is a hole, would you like to jump inside?
Pazzix: friends?
gsyhiap: lrrFRUMP
plummeting_sloth: it goes to ouchy town
kat2kool: what a great face
blamemyphone: ooo wow, that is a serious frown
gsyhiap: Bossy Six
blamemyphone: jump
Pazzix: xD\
TriseAlpha: Dick.
gsyhiap: lrrWOW
dangerous_safety: that robot called me obese
JosephDeath: Kick him in
Butternades: just jump
jonasjonIV: now I'll jump to spite you
Zanzabar_: Why doesn’t she ever bring rope with her
blamemyphone: ^^
ChiefEngineerMichael: "Well, now I'm gonna jump just to be contrary!"
TriseAlpha: Throw the robot in!
blamemyphone: no
34Witches: Can we still sell him on Renaki?
plummeting_sloth: the symbols translate as "Hop in!"
Biomonkey01: I just got home and joined the stream and WTF?
WitherVoice: "Six is a dumb nerd"
Mivair: dwbi
ChiefEngineerMichael: "Towards Where Waters Meet"
WitherVoice: says so right on the hatch
blamemyphone: I would kick him
Mivair: "Very good Mistress."
dangerous_safety: do not link your meats
Astra7525: Just noticed the symbol for place is a combination of the water and the stone symbol
Mivair: Jump!
kat2kool: It's a pool, jump!
TriseAlpha: Space drain.
blamemyphone: ^^
Butternades: ok, cool, now im jumping into watr lets go!
Mivair: There's water at the bottom it's fine@!
Mivair: :(
blamemyphone: Aaahhhh
plummeting_sloth: curse this controller with no jump button!
Feminine_Desires: I want to know what's down there
plummeting_sloth: well, teh lady in the back seems to be suggesting teh river when up
WitherVoice: I jumped in my playthrough. just had to tell Six the magic word
Mivair: Curse the mildly arbitrary invisible wall surrounding the hatch!
Mivair: Also was the magic word "Fuck you I do what I want"?
Feminine_Desires: @WitherVoice what was in there?
blamemyphone: Six you lil turd
HungryCavalier: I hate that you won't see the scene where she jumps in; it's one my favourite bits in the game
Pazzix: oh, dam
WitherVoice: @feminine_desires not sure I should say
WitherVoice: spoils
Feminine_Desires: @WitherVoice pm me?
Mivair: Me too plz
plummeting_sloth: see, get six climbing the slope, then turn around and jump in
Pteraspidomorphi: If someone wants to whisper it to me I'd also appreciate it
AmoriLinguae: me too
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
blamemyphone: PM me too, please
blamemyphone: we want to know!!
TriseAlpha: That's an interesting developmental theory we can see in today's society. Math skills have both expanded and declined since the creation of calculators and later computers.
ChiefEngineerMichael: I'd like to know what happens if we jump in the hole too!
HungryCavalier: SPOILERS: she just floats above the hole because of the anti-grav iolite crystals
WithoutAnAce: What happens if we jump, @hungrycavalier ?
HungryCavalier: And she's like super happy because it's like flying
kat2kool: that's very cute
plummeting_sloth: stupid box-bot
kat2kool: 'what is this, a school for robots?!'
JonnyGlitch: stupid sexy robots
plummeting_sloth: that's... a wide area to cuver
Gekyouryuu: library?
bowsin_durrows: Wow, somewhere distant is now somewhere more precise.
Pazzix: fast readers
WitherVoice: you just have to learn the magic word for robots so you don't have to care anymore about his fun killing ways
Pazzix: lrrCAMERON lrrCORI lrrAWESOME
WitherVoice: I don't remember what it is though :(
Gizmoloid: The library seems close and didn't we promise that girl from the market to find books?
TriseAlpha: "...so if you're feeling sick or experiencing anti-gravity, it could be either radiation, or a ripped space-time reality."
WitherVoice: Not sure Yoglabs safety manual applies
ecobeing: wow yogs references that blew me back to my childhood
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CopperAstronaut: Yay games! Yay Language!
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WitherVoice: Though if the microchip in your neck starts to itch DON'T SCRATCH IT
Razrroth: Does anyone know if there's any games similar to this, that would teach real languages? Just curious.
ecobeing: some band released a metal version of diggy diggy hole last month
TehAmelie: Elegy for a Dead World doesn't have the language part, but it does involve a lot of stories of ancient ruins
AmoriLinguae: As far as I've been able to find out, no real world written language has this type of writing system @Razrroth
TehAmelie: mostly user made, i guess. haven't kept up with it since it was in beta. but they probably have a way to filter the good stories to the top
cardinalwiggles: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (46m from now).
Razrroth: Ah, Dang. I was just hoping more for something that would walk you through learning a new language, without it being completely boring. hah~ c':
AmoriLinguae: Like I'm not down on this game, but this language is basically English written a different way
TheAinMAP: katesAir
TehAmelie: ahoy
Gekyouryuu: Librarby while we're this close?
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (44m from now).
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Bucket the man.
blamemyphone: Left is always the correct answer, but never the right one
blamemyphone: Big loop
Pteraspidomorphi: Famous James Turner James Turner still hasn't published the events for the month... Anyone catch word of what's on Let's Nope today or is it a surprise?
blamemyphone: yes
TemporallyAwry: Season Two Confirmed Kappa
Feminine_Desires: F?
plummeting_sloth: looking for caches of rhythm games and gunpla
JonnyGlitch: panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket
theredchocobo: F
Pteraspidomorphi: F...
Feminine_Desires: F!
sarahphim_: press F
gsyhiap: panicBasket
asddsa28: panicBasket panicBasket
blamemyphone: F?
ecobeing: wish you could road trip in aus
TemporallyAwry: Oh - it's not my internet for once? That's new.
Feminine_Desires: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
RAICx: F
Pteraspidomorphi: Probably just a massive frame drop? Hopefully?
Mivair: RIP
blamemyphone: rip
SAJewers: benginRip ?
wildpeaks: lrrGRAHAM must have heard talks of roadquest and jumped on the internet cable
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh no
blamemyphone: Twitch has been having those probs today
TehAmelie: the frames dropped ALL the way
gsyhiap: TableHere panicBasket
dangerous_safety: big F
JonnyGlitch: lrrFRUMP
jonasjonIV: oh good. not just me
Electrodyne: full drop here too
RAICx: lrrCOW
Mivair: Damnit, who dropped the frames? Now I gotta get out the frame mop.
SAJewers: pinkkiFine
GirlPainting: poor stream...we hardly new thee
patrick_stonecrusher: riparoni
JonnyGlitch: getting offline screen now
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
Feminine_Desires: BACK
gsyhiap: lrrSIGNAL
Gizmoloid: FRAMES (angrily shakes fist at the sky)
empyreon: YAY
TehAmelie: hi again
ecobeing: ye it be ded
Feminine_Desires: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
blamemyphone: yay, its back!
JonnyGlitch: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RAICx: We back!
wildpeaks: oh good
Electrodyne: Yay
kat2kool: resurrection!
HydraWiggins: lrrSIGNAL
blamemyphone: something ripped
JonnyGlitch: benginHi
gsyhiap: Thanks, xsplit
ChiefEngineerMichael: Impromptu Commercial Break!
gsyhiap: Thexsplit
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
ecobeing: is all of his writings as ridiculous as it seems or is it just exaggeration
patrick_stonecrusher: nice time bruh
TehAmelie: Dreamcatcher is one of his worst
Pteraspidomorphi: He's a very good storyteller
JonnyGlitch: Dreamacatchers is the only Steven King novel I've read... it was... ok I guess?
dangerous_safety: like most things, yes and no
patrick_stonecrusher: "Vampire ghost witch"
e_bloc: tbf a number of his movie adaptations are not great
Electrodyne: My theory is that Kind has really fun friends.
TehAmelie: Duma Key and Lisey's Story are my primary recommendations
kat2kool: a friend described him once as 'great ideas, cannot write an ending to save his life'
plummeting_sloth: was that the one with diamen Lewis?
HydraWiggins: King's writing is as American as Pratchett's writing is British. So much "voice" in their style
patrick_stonecrusher: @kat2kool agreed
JonnyGlitch: well, the book was so different idk why they even used the same name
Swamplor: really? because apaches strafing aliens sounds like every movie nowadays
plummeting_sloth: Captain Winters and Captain Winters English cousin
Electrodyne: writing, writing, creepy clown, writing, kids, very dark... HEY STEVE YOU WANT TO HIT THE BEACH?... alien spider, and we're done here.
ghostvalv: Fzero?
blamemyphone: a wat now??? they have mermaids here>>
djalternative: buy the moons
Pteraspidomorphi: IT is anything but short, it's enormous and extremely detailed
GirlPainting: WARNING this game can cause seriouse motion sickness!
gsyhiap: whoosh!
kat2kool: IT
ecobeing: are any of his interesting concept pieces good cuz I like the idea of a visualized mindspace but ass aliens kinda ruins that for me
ecobeing: it
Zu_o: Super8?
TehAmelie: but It doesn't have a beach scene. . .
Pteraspidomorphi: It has like a thousand pages
Gekyouryuu: so, fun fact unrelated to stream, chat: Cheese Pizza CHEEZ-ITs are GOOD but VERY strong.
plummeting_sloth: SNAIL
JonnyGlitch: the best thing about Dreamcatchers was TV Jesus and I don't think that was in the movie
blamemyphone: hmm interesting
gsyhiap: LUL
plummeting_sloth: oh, you're about to come on the Cheez-it ruins
e_bloc: Pride269 sailing simulator is pretty great
plummeting_sloth: wait, sorry, I forgot you said no spoilers
HydraWiggins: Oh, what did happen to the friend with the arm?
SquareDotCube: Combos
GirlPainting: StinkyCheese us
Gekyouryuu: @SquareDotCube I LOVE those
Electrodyne: writing writing, deadly disease, writing, cast of good guys, writing, compelling villains, writing, headed for huge climactic stand off... HEY STEVE LET'S GO FLY KITES... hand of God blows them all up, and I'm done here
dangerous_safety: by taking about it on stream, does it become related to the stream?
plummeting_sloth: Translation: here there be MErmaids
Gekyouryuu: but they almost never have them around here anymore
wildpeaks: bodyleCheese
ChiefEngineerMichael: @Electrodyne The Stand!
ecobeing: @hydrawiggins he's on commerce moon after trying to desert us
gsyhiap: duo?
Pteraspidomorphi: HydraWiggins: He tried to kill us so we gave him a lift to the fruit marketplace
Mivair: Twofer
djalternative: double play
ArcOfTheConclave: above
Mivair: The Double Double
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SquareDotCube: The toonie!
Electrodyne: @chiefengineermichael Bingo!
plummeting_sloth: looks like a transitiv thing, yeah
TemporallyAwry: Oh ... Stars above and winds below. That actually sounds like a real saying.
gsyhiap: ahh, BOGOF
Mivair: And then we fell off the river and died
garuda2002: how helpful is being a grammar nerd in playing this game would you say?
HydraWiggins: thanks ecobeing and pteraspidomorph
Electrodyne: but yeah, Steven King book endings are sometimes very sudden and don't quite match the rest of the book
gsyhiap: do the thing, except when you shouldn't do the thing!
JonnyGlitch: I think programming experience might be more useful?
plummeting_sloth: Jerry Rund is of course a character you will meet later
ritchards: Diagram this sentence fragment
AmoriLinguae: linguistics is much more helpful for this game
Gekyouryuu: @garuda2002 might help you notice things like "symbols verbs have in common" more easily
dangerous_safety: dafuq is a jerrund
Gekyouryuu: gerund
Electrodyne: "fuqing"
AmoriLinguae: @Gekyouryuu noticing things like "symbols verbs have in common" is a linguistics skill
Pteraspidomorphi: Electrodyne: He's all about the journey, as he explains in the Dark Tower pre-ending thing :P I did however love that specific ending
garuda2002: well english is an awful language, something that becomes quite apparent as soon as you start taking another language.
ecobeing: ahh snow
Electrodyne: yeah and he writes great beginning/middles.
GirlPainting: if nothing goes right, try left
AmoriLinguae: @garuda2002 English isn't an awful language. It's not more complicated than any other language.
plummeting_sloth: six, it's not that hard of a map to read, come on my dude
Gekyouryuu: @garuda2002 as I've heard said and have repeated often, English is not a language. it's 3 languages in a trench coat, pretending
JonnyGlitch: as a native English speaker, phrasal verbs are pretty unforgivable now that I know that they are
Electrodyne: He just needs to hire someone to do the endings
Pteraspidomorphi: Sounds about right
plummeting_sloth: dang, we found the Temple of the Mount
garuda2002: @AmoriLinguae I'd have to disagree honestly. A complicated language is one thing, english simply doesn't follow its own rules a fair amount of the time.
TehAmelie: Dark Tower may have the ultimate King ending where it first ends and then there's a talk by the author and then another end that he cautions you only counts if you want it to. you really can have it both ways
ecobeing: a whole ass person
AmoriLinguae: There are no "pure" languages. Every language is an amalgam of others
blamemyphone: a person??
Feminine_Desires: There's something in the rubble!
Feminine_Desires: Go back to check the rubble
JonnyGlitch: Esperanto?
ecobeing: rubbbbbble
AmoriLinguae: Esperanto is deliberately an amalgam of others
Feminine_Desires: @LoadingReadyRun GO back to check the rubble at the start there was something there.
Mivair: HUP
JonnyGlitch: well I can barely speak English
Feminine_Desires: okay just wanted to make sure you guys knew that it was there.
TehAmelie: Lojban attempts to be a pure language, though i'm not sure it actually does the things a language needs to
AmoriLinguae: @garuda2002 English follows rules the same amount of all the other languages I've read about, just not the ones you learn in English class.
Juliamon: !backseat
LRRbot: Please refrain from backseat gaming unless the streamer asks for help. The streamer wants to play the game the way they want. Feel free to discuss tactics in chat or with the mods.
plummeting_sloth: I would estimate it dates from "I dunno, the past I guess"
dangerous_safety: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: stuff
ecobeing: date: old
dangerous_safety: no one?
Electrodyne: "what is love?"
Electrodyne: this whole game is a Haddaway joke
ecobeing: six can't even see it and he's like no you're wrong
plummeting_sloth: I LOVE time. Just love it to pieces
TehAmelie: i want to believe every alien culture at some point invents Haddaway
blamemyphone: yes
Electrodyne: YES
jonasjonIV: that is love
blamemyphone: I love fore the last time