sir_jack_DB: hey hey party people
snowcookies: !findquote crime
LRRbot: Quote #5695: "That depends on your definition of crime." —Serge [2019-01-08]
sir_jack_DB: he's not wrong
beowuuf subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 73 months, currently on a 73 month streak!
beowuuf: It's almost time!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, beowuuf! (Today's storm count: 6)
sir_jack_DB: I'm behind on vods, but fuck it, I'm lonely and need something live on
Juliamon: oh bus I haven't read the intros for today yet
Juliamon: !df intro
Juliamon: !df intros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
drfox17: @sir_jack_DB well, I think you'll be thoroughly amused by what developments have occured
ryuhimora: oh boy is someone going into this session blind?
sir_jack_DB: I'll catch up in due time, I just need the positive vibes
sir_jack_DB: well
sir_jack_DB: you know what I mean
PharaohBender27: @sir_jack_DB lrrHEART
A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: Do damage while you attack.
djalternative: Hola friends
sir_jack_DB: o/
ryuhimora: !badadvice
LRRbot: Dying is a free action.
snowcookies: hello fellow Twitch citizens
A_Catastrophic_Success: Wow, Lrrbot on point for tonight’s stream
Kramburger: !findquote Dale
LRRbot: Quote #6314: "Dale's a campfire and we're all telling a story around him." —Jacob [2019-08-12]
sir_jack_DB: yep, that sure is the truth
djalternative: the forces that be are able to craft LRRbot's responses per stream. It might be in Dale mode.
Kramburger: Well that's heartwarming
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @djalternative , @snowcookies and others! Also, I will sadly need to leave due to obligations. Just sticking around to throw some penitence bits and see how Featherweight handled certain . . . changes in the intro
sir_jack_DB: o.O
sir_jack_DB: I am experiencing fear
beowuuf: last week was a hell of a drug
Wrexadecimal: you must not fear
Wrexadecimal: fear is the mind killer
drfox17: @sir_jack_DB "fear" is perhaps no the correct emotion
PharaohBender27: @sir_jack_DB Yeah it actually pays to read that forum page the !dfintros command links to
Featherweight_: The same way I do every week.
beowuuf: if jacob can come to terms with the week before last's activities, then we all can process last week's :p
Featherweight_: with sytle
sir_jack_DB: :P
MAPBoardgames: I'm SO glad I got a chance to see last week's episode before this one. Hurray for VoDs!
A_Catastrophic_Success: Over/under on tonight’s party being “Whoops all Dino’s”?
beowuuf: with style indeed!
MAPBoardgames: Also, go team dinosaur!
PharaohBender27: @Featherweight_ I don't doubt it! Still want to witness it myself :)
korvys: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #5611: "A fair attempt at butt-picking is all you need." —Dale [2018-12-17]
Wrexadecimal: Open door, get on floor, walk dinosaur Y/N?
beowuuf: reading the forum post spoils whether oops all dinos, oops no dinos, etc
PharaohBender27: !quote Jacob
LRRbot: Quote #6126: "Let's maiden, mother, crone this shit." —Jacob [2019-06-15]
DarkMorford: I love Friend Computer 🎵
FriendComputer: I love you too DarkMorford
RassilonDND: !telldale
sir_jack_DB: we all love friend computer
PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford SingsNote Aaaand I loooove frieend com-puuuuuu-ter! SingsNote
beowuuf: if we love friend computer so much, why did we torture them with the song?
sir_jack_DB: they brought it on themselves
sir_jack_DB: vat-grown vocals just are no substitute
RassilonDND: we tried our best. our best was just subpar
snowcookies: riend computer loves the song too
PharaohBender27: Various beings have differing tastes in music, @beowuuf
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
snowcookies: I can't wait
beowuuf: this is true pharoah! thank you for bringing me closer to understanding friend computer
bowsin_durrows: !tell dale
japolai: yay, on time!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: good time of day
sir_jack_DB: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always need healing.
sir_jack_DB: oh look, an abuttment
snowcookies: !findquote computer
LRRbot: Quote #1212: "I need a ghost computer so I can look up... ghost porn." —Paul [2015-12-02]
PharaohBender27: Hold on, @bowsin_durrows - I'll enable that ability for you
Driosenth: is "Tell Dale" in both !advice and !badadvice?
sir_jack_DB: lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: I probably should be asleep by now, but now that I'm not asleep, it would seem rude to not watch all the stream and sleep during work instead...
W_Livi: !badadvice
LRRbot: Sail up your mother.
Plaid_of_Honor subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
Plaid_of_Honor: I can't wait for Dale-U-LRR-99 to lead us through tonight's dino-session!
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RassilonDND: if I ever look up at work and find a butt, I know I disappointed mother science
bowsin_durrows: Yes @Driosenth
djalternative: I'm going to be at work for the first half of the PPR which is sad but hopefully I'll be able to watch some live.
DarkMorford: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
japolai: !advice
LRRbot: I have evidence!
korvys: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #4669: "Kids are disturbing." —Beej [2018-02-10]
lord_bry0n: soon we can all love friend computer together
DarkMorford: !quote 6309
LRRbot: Quote #6309: "Jacob consents to whatever crazy shit you have planned." —Jacob [2019-08-12]
chi7891: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
korvys: I love friend LRRbot
AdmiralMemo: !findquote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #4524: "You turned all the Beejs into ghosts!" —Paul [2017-11-30]
bowsin_durrows: @lord_bry0n We can already all love friend computer together!
beowuuf: uk time has it's benefits, like PPRs right after work, but downsides like dice friends on at 1am
ryuhimora: !findquote dale
djalternative: I see someone else remembers one of my favorite quotes @DarkMorford
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
TemporallyAwry subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months, currently on a 18 month streak!
TemporallyAwry: Oh hey - I have this button again? Neat lrrHEART
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korvys: lrrSIGNAL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Forgotten_Sanity: lrrSIGNAL
Baldrash subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months, currently on a 55 month streak!
Baldrash: Friend Computer loves me.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Baldrash! (Today's storm count: 9)
MagicWarluck: Squeee!
AdmiralMemo: @beowuuf Such is life
mowdownjoe: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
chi7891: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
bowsin_durrows: teakYay teakYay teakYay seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
PharaohBender27 gifted a Tier 1 sub to bowsin_durrows! They have given 148 Gift Subs in the channel!
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RurouniGeo: there gonna be a dice frands tonight? lrrGOAT
Juliamon: Oh, that reminds me. This is a friendly reminder that even if it may not appear to be the case, Jacob IS having fun. He's an actor. Don't worry about him.
bowsin_durrows: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
japolai: is Jacob now a Brenda?
bowsin_durrows: Thanks again.
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bowsin_durrows: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Gekyouryuu: time to enjoy some of that popular sitcom Dice & Friends while I hunt kulve taroths
lord_bry0n subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
lord_bry0n: send my love to friend computer
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djalternative: right. I have to watch this from a non-logged in device for reasons.
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DoctorBobnarAwesome subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
DoctorBobnarAwesome: Woo Paranoia! Made all the better by DM Dale, he's a helper!
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Feminine_Desires: Paranoia Hype! anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE
PharaohBender27: @bowsin_durrows No problem! :) Now you can retry that command!
beowuuf: jacob would not be pitching a co-GM stream with dale if he did not enjoy dale's work :)
bowsin_durrows: !tell dale
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrHEART Heyho Friends
Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends! slytqHi
AdmiralMemo: Hello Sarah!
TehAmelie: !advice
LRRbot: Stay on that road!
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf Oh wait that's an actual thing and not just a running joke?
x0den: \o hello im actually here and not watching a vod :)
Featherweight_: Helloooo sarah
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 It is an actual thing
I_Am_Clockwork: welcome @x0den
TehAmelie: me and that road are like white and rice
Rantling subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
Rantling: Find yourself with conflicting treasonous thoughts about Friend Computer? There's a Patch for that. "Guaranteed not a Virus!" Warning Guarantee not valid anywhere in or near Alpha Complex.
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DiscordianTokkan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months!
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssssss
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with episode six of Trouble in P4RA-DI5E, our Paranoia campaign on Dice Friends. 🎲 | 📷 ||
AdmiralMemo: @PharaohBender27 Pitching? Yes. Planning? Unsure.
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Ahoy-hoy! Also so long in advance, as I will have to duck out soon
beowuuf: pharaoh - i thought that was an actual thing they both wanted to do. I'm hoping the lack of further comment about it means it might be in the works and so officially announced when it happens, whenever that would be
arcaneIllumination: ArcaneIllumination-R-FLO-3 reporting for duty, Friend Computer!
Ceris75: WoHoooooooo just in time for the Dale and Jacob super friendship show
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BloodnBullets: It's a quarter sub-century!
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Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 slytqHi
hoktauri: Aww, Pun Jail emote isn't live yet :(
Drummi_: Where can we go from last week?
CantWearHats: glory to friend computer, citizens
Count_Nodonora: Oh the amazing beauty of having forgotten that it was Monday night and being reminded that you can watch Dice Friends live.
ninja_theory_ashrams: we love friend computer MrDestructoid
korvys: !quote Jacob
LRRbot: Quote #6278: "God is not here." —Jacob [2019-08-05]
InkyGhoast: is today last session or are there two more?
Sarah_Serinde: I don't have to try and get cross stitch done at the same time as this stream whee
RurouniGeo: Criend Fomputer is bae lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
beowuuf: where we're going next, we don't need [redacted]
Count_Nodonora: And we love friend computer, end.
Sarah_Serinde: InkyGhoast It's 8 sessions long, so 2 more
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde Niiiiice
2Flower: Finally able to catch this live!! Time for my favorite dice friends combo!
CantWearHats: I think this is session 6 of 8
PharaohBender27: Subway1001 bonus100 Can't actually watch this episode, sadly because of obligations. Here's some bits as an apology
PunkRockZoologist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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chi7891: Subway50 bonus5
red_shoes_jeff: And I love Friend Computer!
RassilonDND: they are running low on clones so probably nearing the end
InkyGhoast: @Sarah_Serinde thank you!
stevefromdetroit: And I love friend computer
korvys: @InkyGhoast It's supposed to be 8, but Beej is going through clones at quite a rate...
DarkMorford: And SO DO YOU!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Please enjoy the stream, everyone. Enjoyment is mandatory.
kusinohki: 2 more sessions and very few clones (if any) left. I wonder how they'll make it
FriendComputer subscribed at Tier 1.
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rrtycoon2: Curious to see how Dale resolved the...."mess"?
red_shoes_jeff: END
flatluigi: we still have a missing set of clones
Ceris75 puts on his Cyber-Kraken hat
RassilonDND: in here to see I lf beej somehow loses even more ranks
RurouniGeo: Beej is gonna lose bis last clone hard today i bet lol
ninja_theory_ashrams: show is starting, tell Dale
Sarah_Serinde: RassilonDND I mean, they also have some sliiiightly treasonous clone tubes in a dead zone...
beowuuf: stream!
InkyGhoast: @korvys its fine well just bring claab back
arcaneIllumination: @kusinohki 3 more sessions, if you include this one.
beowuuf: hey all!
BloodnBullets: i always wonder how much scrabbling about we miss during that countdown.
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi lrrHEART
AdmiralMemo: It's Mice Friends, the show about Mouse Tabletop Games! Kappa
W_Livi: Woo!
Wrexadecimal: Jacob! :D
korvys: !quote Jacob
LRRbot: Quote #6284: "'I regret my decision.' 'I regret your decision too.'" —Beej and Jacob [2019-08-05]
MerrimanLyon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 36 months, currently on a 36 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MerrimanLyon! (Today's storm count: 19)
ElementalAlchemist: Arcade Spirits shirt!
drfox17: ack, my stream was muted
2Flower: Hiiiii! x2flowHeart x2flowHeart x2flowHeart
Diabore: NIBBLES!
Gekyouryuu: @korvys and happiness is mandatory, so they'll say it's going "great", but now the show is on, so let's none of us be late.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: We tune in as Jacob is crossing something out. lol
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh yeah nice shirt Jacob
Rhynerd: Hello Dinos and non-dinos!
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
LRRbot: LRR's AFK streams are sponsored by Wyrmwood Gaming! Visit and use the affiliate code "LRR" for free shipping in the US, or "LRRworld" for $10 off shipping internationally. *table slap*
DiscordianTokkan: Hm. I- oop, nevermind, Heather refreshed it
I_Am_Clockwork: hooray for Friend Computer
Kikazi: ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart
chesul: AdmiralMemo I dont think they played mice and mystics yet.
snowcookies: Nice shirt
rrtycoon2: Good resync there.
MerrimanLyon: Awesome shirt, Jacob! x2flowHeart x2flowHeart x2flowHeart
2Flower: x2flowHeart x2flowHeart x2flowHeart x2flowHeart x2flowHeart
red_shoes_jeff: Is that an Arcade Spirits shirt, perchance?
AdmiralMemo: @drfox17 Didn't miss anything but the intro
x0den: !dale
kusinohki: wait, red clearance edition? can Beej play? he's back down to infrared
Diabore: all hail nibbles of the cute
Sarah_Serinde: kusinohki He got special permission :P
DiscordianTokkan slaps table
e_bloc: slaps table
t3h_f1gm3nt: man i'm so happy i get to watch this live for a change
red_shoes_jeff: *SLAP*
CantWearHats: *slap*
beowuuf: beej is just not allowed to touch the rulebook anymore
2Flower: Thats the pax west arcade Spirits shirt!
x0den: \me slap
Kramburger: *Table Slapping Intensifies*
ninja_theory_ashrams: @loadingreadyrun what kind of tea do we have tonight?
Kerrisis: I'd the GM screen still available from Wyrmwood?
MerrimanLyon: I need that shirt
Nigouki: Beej is having fun looking through that paper
ladylae subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 28 months!
ladylae: lrrHEART lunarj1Heart lrrHEART
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Kerrisis: Is
Sarah_Serinde: 2Flower I really should have found one of those while I was there
drfox17: In the future, we should have that sponsership line at Cons, so that the entire audiance can participate
CantWearHats: things we do not have the proper clearance for
tomorrowboy: cheer340
InkyGhoast: secreeeys
x0den slap
Kramburger: Somebody wake up Grandpa Beej
BloodnBullets: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always on fire.
sir_jack_DB: !intros
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
CantWearHats: that's us!
snowcookies: yay us!
AdmiralMemo: Me? What did I do?!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2419 patrons for a total of $14,294.20 per month.
Kramburger: I did this?
2Flower: @sarah_serinde message @peachyaenne on twitter. We may have extras left
t3h_f1gm3nt: @AdmiralMemo what didn't you do?
DiscordianTokkan: We did this!
beowuuf: you know what you did memo!
beowuuf: this!
krorkle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 30 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, krorkle! (Today's storm count: 21)
red_shoes_jeff: Patreon: This is YOUR FAULT!
Sarah_Serinde: 2Flower Ooh I will have to remember that, thanks!
Baldrash: @AdmiralMemo All this. It's your (and my) fault.
Kramburger: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
e_bloc: Subway199 bonus19 nailed it
Kikazi: Dale is very good at this
Dread_Pirate_Westley: *Applause*
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Ceris75 claps
AdmiralMemo: @t3h_f1gm3nt @beowuuf @Baldrash Figures
MAPBoardgames: Tell Dale.
korvys: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #5259: "Our job is not to win, our job is to entertain people." —Dale [2018-08-13]
A_Dub888 applauds
kusinohki: dale tells us?
red_shoes_jeff: COKE
CantWearHats: hahaha
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssss Ian
beowuuf: mostly water...
J4c03 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months, currently on a 44 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, J4c03! (Today's storm count: 22)
chesul: Jacob, what brand of throat coat?
Feminine_Desires: Heather you are super quiet @LoadingReadyRun
DiscordianTokkan: benginTry
PharaohBender27: I believe "liquid bread" is the appropriate term there, lrrIAN
Kerrisis: Anyone know if Wyrmwood still do the GM screen?
CanvasWolfDoll: tumbits?
TemporallyAwry: *claps* lrrIAN *clap clap clap*
CantWearHats: D10s? in paranoia? what treason is this
ElementalAlchemist: cantwearhats: A d10? Have a treason star
2Flower: Subway1000 bonus100 Bits for my favorite Dice Friends team of troubleshooters! And for Jacob's shirt.
ninja_theory_ashrams: thank you, Heather, it would have bugged me all night not knowing
PharaohBender27: :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
beowuuf: asking rules questions is treasonous
beowuuf: no, shadowed!
tenthtechpriest: nooooooooooooooo
drfox17: shaaaadowrealm
t3h_f1gm3nt: RIP chat
ElementalAlchemist: See you after the session!
Ceris75: its cold in the shadow realm
LoadingReadyRun: Reminder to chat you are hidden from the players. But I can still see you. <3
AdmiralMemo: Oh I forgot to look at the background stuff again!
Paranundrox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months, currently on a 49 month streak!
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DarkMorford: But it's dark in here...
CantWearHats: that's my secret cap, I'm always in the shadow realm
ElementalAlchemist: (not you, chat, I'll still be here for you)
Sarah_Serinde: Yesssss
t3h_f1gm3nt: DINOS
DiscordianTokkan: If the rolls are queued up, you can just roll for Foley, and lie about what the result was and use the queued one!
AdmiralMemo: Ian's still a dino!
34Witches: !!!
CantWearHats: yes!
snowcookies: Mods are also watching
Wrexadecimal: HAHA
CantWearHats: it's happening!
beowuuf: LOL
ninja_theory_ashrams: to tarterus with us
DiscordianTokkan: I'm sorry WHAT
Forgotten_Sanity: YES!
bowsin_durrows: Yes!
TemporallyAwry: Yes! It's happening!!!
snowcookies: whaaa
chesul: but, didn't Ian die in the dino body last time?
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSSSS
tenthtechpriest: uh...
korvys: Oh, and Beej!
drfox17: wait... is everyone a dino!?
NightValien28: oh yeah
NimrodXIV: double dino week
PaperDoopliss: Dammit Kennedy, get with the program
Wrexadecimal: 3/4, not bad
PharaohBender27: WAIT I missed that happening to Blake
DiscordianTokkan: TRIPLE DINOS!
AdmiralMemo: Triple Dino!
CantWearHats: YEEESSS
e_bloc: lrrWOW
Rhynerd: Three Dino time!
Sarah_Serinde: Beautiful :D
Fruan: Hahaha
drfox17: triple dino!?
W_Livi: XD
beowuuf: LMAO yeeeeeeeeeees
Sarah_Serinde: I love it
e_bloc: so many dinosaurs
bmac_oceanusborealis: wait what
RealGamerCow: oh my
deadskunkx: it's happening! all nibbles
JohnLockeCole: yaaaaaas
NightValien28: kathleen the dino handler
Gekyouryuu: XD
Rhynerd: Victory!
Diabore: IT WORKED
red_shoes_jeff: Oh right!
MAPBoardgames: YES! Go Team DINO!
RassilonDND: three traitor Dino's, and the infrared one must be beej
mechmagic: YES
t3h_f1gm3nt: how's kennedy going to deal with all these dinos?
AdmiralMemo: It's ALL coming up Nibbles!
W_Livi: As a dragon, I heartily approve
e_bloc: OOPS all Nibbles
bmac_oceanusborealis: who what when where why
noSmokeFire: Oops! All Nibbles!
DiscordianTokkan: Oh right! All the slightly trasonous clones were Dinos!
ElementalAlchemist: Right, many shenanigans happened last time
NimrodXIV: oops all Nibbles
Sarah_Serinde: I see the players also love it
tenthtechpriest: CLEVER GIRL
bowsin_durrows: Ian died as the dino body, but he gained the mutation. @chesul
ryuhimora: YES
t3h_f1gm3nt: jacob is so happy
CantWearHats: Oops All Dinos
Rioxcon: Kathleen's dog walking adventure
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh baby
Kerrisis: OMG...
Brok3nGol3m: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
MagicWarluck: I've seen this before. Jurassic World al over again!
flatluigi: kathleen didn't get the memo
BloodnBullets: dino squad
snowcookies: so many dinos
Sarah_Serinde: I'm very happy for Jacob :D
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t3h_f1gm3nt: hbiOops hbiAll dinos!
NightValien28: I am nibbles, no I am nibbles, NO I am nibbles
sir_jack_DB: aint no party like a dinosaur party xD
shadowbow464: I have never seen this before
PunkRockZoologist: Dino squad
Tinasaurus_Rex: Dino HYPE lrrHORN
PharaohBender27: Well, anyhow, gotta run off for dinner and a union trustees' meeting! VOD for me!
RangerOfVoid: how did blake get an extra life? I thought 6 was the last body he had?
NimrodXIV: Jacob is so happy
beowuuf: kennedy pointing at all the dinos, kile 'lookit all my dinos'
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i don't know how Blake, but I love it
ghostvalv: Dino Friends
damn_i_am_pretty: Metaphorasaurus!
ninja_theory_ashrams: tripple nibbles = tribbles
hoktauri: Back to dino???? YES
TemporallyAwry: We got some Horatio levels of adoreable going on with this crew.
e_bloc: @RangerOfVoid someone played a card where they could donate a clone
JohnLockeCole: I love seeing Jacob this Delighted
chesul: bowsin_durrows but your clones don't always have the mutation, as seen by Jacob not having it for his second clone.
DiscordianTokkan: Subway300 bonus30 This is glorious
BloodnBullets: 👩💼🦖🦖🦖
beowuuf: jumping in to pipe that wasn't a pipe after all but a solid object
AdmiralMemo: Can we get the background command?
red_shoes_jeff: Subway100 bonus10 If all Troubleshooters become dinosaurs, TELL DALE.
4dSwissCheese: Good start, y'all
bowsin_durrows: @chesul However he has had it for every other clone, including Blake's current one.
2Flower: Oh god Ira doing the Nibbles voice.
CantWearHats: oh this is perfect
Wrexadecimal: oh. my. god.
AdmiralMemo: !df intros
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noSmokeFire: was Ian's whole plan just an excuse to Do A Voice?
DiscordianTokkan: Eeeeheheheeheeheeeeeeee
AdmiralMemo: There we go
bmac_oceanusborealis: This is like the opening of Jurassic Park 2
AdmiralMemo: I remembered it
W_Livi: lrrHEART
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MrPhlip: !addquote (Ian) [now] Last thing I remember was becoming a dinosaur, so my memory's fine! | as Ira
LRRbot: New quote #6393: "Last thing I remember was becoming a dinosaur, so my memory's fine!" —Ian, as Ira [2019-09-16]
Questhere: dino squad!
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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snowcookies: lol
chesul: bowsin_durrows if I remember correctly, he had to pay for it.
t3h_f1gm3nt: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
beowuuf: did jacob ever imagine his choices in episode 1 would be so far reaching?
CantWearHats: Everyone Is Nibbles, another fun RPG
Sarah_Serinde: Pls make clips for me chat, I need them for highlights :P
snowcookies: Dale's gonna make it one
Sarah_Serinde: Ian pls
NimrodXIV: yessss
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde On it!
tenthtechpriest: nommy
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eric_christian_berg: Gnawer!
Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen pls
AdmiralMemo: That's a clip!
t3h_f1gm3nt: GDI kathleen
I_Am_Clockwork: clip it
Kramburger: The complex IS pretty cold, Nippy would fit
MAPBoardgames: Nom Nom?
RealGamerCow: Got there!
BloodForTheCorelab: chomps?
RassilonDND: why do I feel like Ian is actually a dinobot
e_bloc: the first rule of Bite Club is don't talk about Bite Club
Gekyouryuu: that's a clip
Karfsma778: KATHLEEN
beowuuf: too late
tenthtechpriest: KATHLEEN NO
DoodlestheGreat: Too late.
chesul: to slow!
Kerrisis: Gnasher?
CantWearHats: gotta be faster on the draw there Beej
SydPreviouslyHeadache: goal of today, get Kennedy to consent to dino mutation
Ceris75: SWEET
narset6691: you made the highlight real
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I ask that you...not do what you just did.
ninja_theory_ashrams: too late
Forgotten_Sanity: Num Num
JohnLockeCole: Nibbles, Nippy, Bitey and Chompey
RassilonDND: gnome chompsky
noSmokeFire: Larri, Curli, Mo
ghostvalv: lrrAWESOME
drfox17: well plaid
Kikazi: I'd have gone with Kibbles
Questhere: bitey nipples
A_Dub888: !findquote nibble
LRRbot: Quote #5616: "I don't think you can carve a permanent magical scar into yourself with a Wheaty Nibble." —Dale [2018-12-17]
bmac_oceanusborealis: Snapper
Sibwow: napster
rrtycoon2: He likes to NIP at people. it's fine.
Sarah_Serinde: VERY good start
Kramburger: Larry, Curly, and BEEJ NO
kusinohki: inky dinky and blinky?
gitblog: Too late its cannon
Fruan: Already the best session ever
Kikazi: Kibbles & Bits!
beowuuf: no no no, we're off to an AMAZING start
littlepuppyjace: its a tiddy bit nibbly in alpha complex
Diabore: do you nibbles nipples or nippy nipples?
AdmiralMemo: Wait... do clones have navels?
coolbond: chompy maybe
rrtycoon2: This is going to be a rolling name thing tonight...
Rioxcon: in my experience that is exactly how nicknames happen
Gekyouryuu: wasn't Ian "Nibby"? or did I hear wrong?
RealGamerCow: So cloaca aren't pixelized?
ryuhimora: Heather has spoken XD
ninja_theory_ashrams: one hole for everything would take some adjustment
CantWearHats: oh YES
ElementalAlchemist: gekyouryuu: the latter
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh good
Sarah_Serinde: They actually have a team leader again!
Ceris75: nice
NimrodXIV: @Gekyouryuu nope, Nippy, to be bite-related
electroswagnetism: Oh no it's a milk run
Rhynerd: Oh, right, Ira’s team leader.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
e_bloc: it actually has
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
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Sibwow: gnaw?
drfox17: will this be the first episode with no deaths?
noSmokeFire: sector Y-E-S
j0xer: looks like Kathleen is going to be doing the lifting
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure there will be perfectly clear and abundant information on this package delivery
PaperDoopliss: What's Friend Computer's stance on zee versus zed?
PaperDoopliss: I feel like Friend Computer is very American
Featherweight_: I love that Ian is unconsciously hunching up when he talks
Dog_of_Myth: #TeamRaptor
Sarah_Serinde: Best not to make assumptions about Friend Computer
Brok3nGol3m: it's just Kennedy walking a small herd of raptors...
AdmiralMemo: Friend Computer is from Antarctica from what we know from the last episode
Sarah_Serinde: Definitely not rats
kusinohki: rats mostly
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t3h_f1gm3nt: (spoilers: its rats)
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo I mean, "currently in" isn't the same as "from"
drfox17: I love @korvys 's reference to jurrasic world
ninja_theory_ashrams: tasty wheat
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde True.
Countjondi: wait, when ws everyone in the dino club?
all_hail_the_pan: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 14:14.
Kramburger: Finger Food, works as a noun but not as a verb
CantWearHats: Tell Dale
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde Also, not really "in" and more like "off the shore of"
Wrexadecimal: brother in short arms enigmaLUL
narset6691: brother in short arms haha
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo True
beowuuf: countjond: ian did a thing, jacob did a thing, suddenly dinos
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Sarah_Serinde: Countjondi As of the end of last episode
txzen_: So was everyone a dino last week or was there a mutation in this cloning?
beowuuf: no, this is new
CantWearHats: I knew D10s were treason
s0lesurviv0r: clzShock I suppose I really need to finish watching Session 5
Sarah_Serinde: txzen_ No. (Some things happened. There were shenanigans)
beowuuf: there was only one dino at a time last week
Sarah_Serinde: beowuuf That's a good way of putting it :D
InkyGhoast: @txzen_ Ian did shenanigans and there was also RAM card/Dale/Jacob shenanigans
caelusaran: Blake is still infra-red?
beowuuf: :)
all_hail_the_pan: The right amount of dinos is all of them.
Sarah_Serinde: caelusaran Yup, no promotions for him yet
AdmiralMemo: @txzen_ Ira swapped mutations with Jordan, so he got dino body. Blake and Jordan died, but Blake got a clone from Jordan, so he got dino body. Jordan just got dino body by default.
MrQBear: is it dropping frames our is it just on my end?
caelusaran: Poor, poor blake.
snowcookies: I'm not dropping
LoadingReadyRun: I have no frame drops on my end.
Sarah_Serinde: MrQBear Looks ok to me
beowuuf: seems fine?
Kramburger: Kennedy punch
AdmiralMemo: No frame drops here
ninja_theory_ashrams: lrrFINE
txzen_: hilarious thanks yo'll
TemporallyAwry: Huh - when you don't care about worrying computer, you can punch things REALLY hard.
DiscordianTokkan: The one with long arms is good at melee? Crazytalk!
littlepuppyjace: no frames on the floor
DiscordianTokkan: *Voop!*
Wrexadecimal: loool
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Ceris75: Kennedy is gonna fuck some shit up
caelusaran: Blake should thank the computer.
ninja_theory_ashrams: double cake
NimrodXIV: HA
AdmiralMemo: LOL
Rhynerd: Yay!
Sarah_Serinde: Oops :D
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
t3h_f1gm3nt: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Whoops!
beowuuf: wow
bowsin_durrows: LUL
tenthtechpriest: WHERE IS THE DOUBLE CAKE
drfox17: moar treason!
InkyGhoast: cake?
deadskunkx: yes lol
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CantWearHats: who knew it was that easy
all_hail_the_pan: Thankyou FC!
Kramburger: CAAAKE
kusinohki: half expected a demotion
AdmiralMemo: @tenthtechpriest Red doesn't get cake
Gekyouryuu: I'd have demoted Beej for complaining. >.>
flatluigi: chog?
noSmokeFire: @NimrodXIV he's spending XP points to do it
AdmiralMemo: @NimrodXIV You can pay XP Points to get cake
PunkRockZoologist: I love this game, and also Dale.
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
beowuuf: LMAO
RassilonDND: how does beej have the exp to keep increasing clearance? esp after all the demotions.
beowuuf: shaaaaaade back to ep 1
CanvasWolfDoll: not to be racist, but now i can't tell the dinos apart.
nurovi: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:51.
AdmiralMemo: @RassilonDND I suspect that it's in the backgrounds.
Sarah_Serinde: Actually I'm starting to get a little worried, they have an actual team leader that knows at least a bit about their mission, and an actual equipment officer who has -- ah
Sarah_Serinde: :D
AdmiralMemo: !df intros
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ryuhimora: how did they get back into Alpha Complex?
Diabore: they died
DiscordianTokkan: C.H.O.G.
CantWearHats: @ryuhimora death!
Sarah_Serinde: ryuhimora They all died outside and new clones were made
ryuhimora: oh, right
beowuuf: CHO-66 is the coolest
SajuukSjet: Lurch! :D
DiscordianTokkan: C.H.O.N.K.
Wrexadecimal: hecking chonker chog
korvys: I'm so glad we have Dale
drfox17: daaaaamn
Kramburger: UM WHAT
Ceris75: WOW
Wrexadecimal: ~12 feet?
Gekyouryuu: 12 feet?
drfox17: that's ~12
AdmiralMemo: That's... 12 feet ish
Kramburger: THAT'S 2.2 SAVIDANS
Diabore: jesus christ thats big
Karfsma778: ~12 feet
sir_jack_DB: das a big box
34Witches: Wow, big boi
red_shoes_jeff: CRIKEY.
littlepuppyjace: "yes ms dimple"
coolbond: jesus thats fucking tall
RassilonDND: roughly one frankenstein
Sarah_Serinde: Yesss time to requisition a robot! :D
ElementalAlchemist: 13 feet is a lot
ryuhimora: if he's "just under" 4 meters, then that's 13 feet
t3h_f1gm3nt: i mean with all these little dinos...yeah i think he could
NimrodXIV: most of the team is tiny, so...
drfox17: sorry, 13
ninja_theory_ashrams: INTRUDER AT THE FRONT GATE, C.H.O.G. HAS SPOKEN MrDestructoid
DiscordianTokkan: Dino-Turrets!
Wrexadecimal: THis is just a metal album cover now
LadyAiluros: OH NOOOOOOO
deadskunkx: yes
Sarah_Serinde: Okay I would really love to see fanart of this lrrAWESOME
silvalunae: I love this so much
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Chog obeys.
I_Am_Clockwork: Chekov's "don't crash"
bowsin_durrows: This is going to go terribly.
Gekyouryuu: @ninja_theory_ashrams hey, can we get your watch? our C.H.O.G. is waaaay too creepy
tenthtechpriest: dinosaurs with lasers on a giant robot? I WANT TO WATCH THIS ANIME
AdmiralMemo: I like the Macklemore coat! :D
DiscordianTokkan: OOOH OOHH OOH. One dino on each shoulder, and Nibbles Baby Bjorned into the middle (because Nibbles has their own shoulder mounts)
drfox17: Dino Macklemore with shoulder mounted lasers
beowuuf: big big big big big
DoctorOfBeard: slytqFacepalm
Rockario: So it's like the Ikea monkey?
noSmokeFire: monkey in a parka
niccus: more of a mackleless
Robot_Bones: Imagine monkey infront of ikea big
Wrexadecimal: @beowuuf oh good, I wasn't the only one thinking it
noSmokeFire: eyyy, Rockario
AdmiralMemo: Kathleen knows child sizes
drfox17: Kathleen being the only person who knows exactly what Toddler 4 looks like
Rhynerd: Dinosaurs in parkas with laser pistols.
SajuukSjet: Beej dying silently in the background is great :D
RealGamerCow: Here's a handy guide on how to measure like a Canadian:
beowuuf: wrex: it's lodged firmly in my brain now
Featherweight_: Stack stack stack!
Sarah_Serinde: :D
ninja_theory_ashrams: @gekyouryuu go team venture
AdmiralMemo: Just put it on his head
DiscordianTokkan: DINO VEST
iSmartMan1: I love dino squad so much
I_Am_Clockwork: Ian with the cutoff parka vest
AdmiralMemo: Thugnadian
ContingentCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:54.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] Now you're thinking with dino!
LRRbot: New quote #6394: "Now you're thinking with dino!" —Jacob [2019-09-16]
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Did Nippy just damage the equipment Friend Computer provided?
caelusaran: Hmmm.. Is "Canadian Thug - I love it" a worthy quote?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh I'm looking forward to seeing these in action
Izandai: Why are three of them dinosaurs now?
Kikazi: that's gonna cost him some XP Points later
34Witches: Guess nibbles is being penalised
Sarah_Serinde: Izandai Shenanigans by Ian and Jacob
niccus: ira stole the mutation, blake had to borrow a body
Izandai: @Sarah_Serinde Sounds about right.
ContingentCat: dang twitch notifications this is why I normally don't rely on you butts.
PunkRockZoologist: @dread_pirate_westley I think he did, I believe that should be a treason star
ContingentCat: wait how did we get into whoops [almost] all dinos?
caelusaran: @ContingentCat Clever-girl shenanigans?
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat End of last episode. Fun with various cards
DiscordianTokkan: @ContingentCat Spare Clones and Mutation Swap cards, essentially
silvalunae: I am going to comission so much fanart
iSmartMan1: #paperwork
AdmiralMemo: @ContingentCat Ira stole Nibbles' mutation. Jordan needed to donate a clone to Blake. All died. Thus 3 dinos.
Ceris75: Dam u Jacob
Sarah_Serinde: silvalunae Yesss
DiscordianTokkan: @silvalunae YEsssssssssss
bmac_oceanusborealis: All the paperwork
Sarah_Serinde: :D
snowcookies: I love R&D
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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beowuuf: eeeever
blip2004: oh no, i missed the start
ContingentCat: wow apparently I forgot some of last game's end, I'll need to check that again
blip2004: to the vod
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
tenthtechpriest: oh no
ninja_theory_ashrams: oh no
AdmiralMemo: @blip2004 Not much missed, honestly.
iSmartMan1: Overclocker capsule?
TemporallyAwry: Nibbles calling his clone Handsome ... hmmmmm
InkyGhoast: oh no
silvalunae: i smell a boss
bmac_oceanusborealis: Dale's paperwork is the best paperwork
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrFINE
deadskunkx: all the gear
Robot_Bones: I'm sure you won't use any of it :^)
Ceris75: I dont like it when Dale laughs.
Sarah_Serinde: Ah yes Heather has raised an important point
DiscordianTokkan: Hehehehe
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Dale
AdmiralMemo: For Dino!
ryuhimora: D for Dale
DiscordianTokkan: Team Mascot!
NimrodXIV: humans, so not the dinos?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Good thing the team has a human.
4dSwissCheese: D for D
Paranundrox: so does Kennedy outrank the dinos?
DiscordianTokkan: Or, Ship's Cat?
ninja_theory_ashrams: C in C.H.O.G. stands for chutzpah
iSmartMan1: Team DEEZ NUTS
Wrexadecimal: lrrIAN
beowuuf: past knowledge is treasonous
electroswagnetism: Nibbles is Raph.
AdmiralMemo: How do they know about TMNT?
j0xer: Ian pls LOL!
t3h_f1gm3nt: Mikey is best turtle don't @ me
snowcookies: omg
BrindleBoar: Teenage Mutant Ninja Dinos, Heroes in Half-Feathers
drfox17: nonononono
CantWearHats: oh my god
Featherweight_: and the robot turtle!
Kramburger: DEEP cut, Beej
drfox17: nooooooo beeeeeej
ninja_theory_ashrams: we don't talk about Venus
deadskunkx: venus de milos reference
AdmiralMemo: No one acknowledges Next Mutation exists
Izandai: That was the deepest cut I've heard in a long time.
ContingentCat: @vaseline or barcode
CantWearHats: for those keeping score at home they have not yet left for their destination
mowdownjoe: Beej, please report for reprogramming.
ContingentCat: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect, flawless plan
Izandai: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:16.
snowcookies: oh no
MagicWarluck: Jennika is the new girl turtle.
Izandai: @CantWearHats Sounds about right.
PunkRockZoologist: Hang glider?
t3h_f1gm3nt: the only good thing that came out of next mutation was the crossover episode with power rangers
Kramburger: Venus De Milo: The LIGHT Blue Turtle because no other colours were available?
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kusinohki: kennedy left WHAT behind?
ContingentCat: such a good pen sound
Fruan: They’re going to need that
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Kramburger i mean at least they didn't go stereotypical girl and make her color pink
snowcookies: hangliders
Fruan: Nibbles needs to tell them about the no floors bit
SquareDotCube: Choggles the Woghog
Sarah_Serinde: I lovethem acting out the tiny high five
RangerOfVoid: what type of officer is Ian?
LoadingReadyRun: Did Ian ever say what his role in the team was today?
Sarah_Serinde: RangerOfVoid Team leader LoadingReadyRun
kusinohki: ian is team leader
AdmiralMemo: @LoadingReadyRun He said Team Leader
beowuuf: team leader
LoadingReadyRun: ah I missed that.
LoadingReadyRun: ty
BloodnBullets: huh...
drfox17: DRZed?
ninja_theory_ashrams: Venus de Milo: the turtle with no weapon and no distinct personality besides "girl", we don't talk about Venus
Featherweight_: accidentally helping creating nibbles is one of the greatest things I have ever done
j0xer: they never learn to not ask the computer anything
actionjb: Wow I got gifted a sub last time I was here and I didn't even notice :(
Izandai: katesLol
InkyGhoast: hahaha
t3h_f1gm3nt: LUL
Paranundrox: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
AdmiralMemo: This is epic
drfox17: staaaaaarssssss
Sarah_Serinde: Featherweight_ I'm gonna need that story from you later :P
snowcookies: just what
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thank you, Friend Computer.
silvalunae: do not fight friend computer
InkyGhoast: suuuurre
silvalunae: I meant dale
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snowcookies: Dale can read minds confirmed
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ryuhimora: beej, why would you doubt it can read your mind
ContingentCat: it's 5 treason stars that becomes a problem right?
Izandai: What do Treason Stars do?
beowuuf: 5 treason starts is very briefly a problem
ryuhimora: if you get five(?) stars everyone can shoot you
Sarah_Serinde: ContingentCat Yup, then everyone is supposed to kill you because your'e a traitor
JohnLockeCole: Izandai err 5 of them makrs you as an enemy of Alpha Complex
AdmiralMemo: Hahaha
Paranundrox: amazing
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beowuuf: show friend computer thinks you're not all you should be. Five stars means everyone can see them and should shoot you
ContingentCat: @beowuuf @Sarah_Serinde thanks
DarkMorford: I figured it was a zee/zed thing. Nicely done, Dale.
drfox17: Heather! Chef Kiss!
Sarah_Serinde: IAN
bmac_oceanusborealis: Ian no
AdmiralMemo: @LoadingReadyRun Wait... If I remember correctly, Beej (the person) got another treason star that you said you'd give him at the end of last episode. :D
BloodnBullets: once your dead your next clone doesnt inherit your treason stars though, so theres that.
LoadingReadyRun: Yeah. I've let those slide off for now.
DiscordianTokkan: I stepped out JUST in time to see chat going IAN, so... I'll have a treat in the VOD!
AdmiralMemo: Fair enough. :D
Paranundrox: Friend Heather is feeling kind today :P
silvalunae: beej has two treason stars in my heart
Kramburger: Dale has got them torturing Each Other
drfox17: i.... what
ContingentCat: what
Ceris75: uhhhhh
drfox17: is that.... a japan thing
aerohydra: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
AdmiralMemo: Do not use the devices
Sarah_Serinde: Kids these days, staring at their phones instead of making conversation with random strangers
drfox17: they didn't stop me from reading on the train in japan
AdmiralMemo: We ARE best friends?
A_Dub888: T H E D E V I C E S
e_bloc: (they are not best friends)
RassilonDND: team dino chaos!
Diabore: people werent smart enough to bring their own book, so now everyone has to have forgotten their book
Tiber727: It's difficult to walk up behind someone and spy on what they're reading on a train. That's rude of the book reader.
silvalunae: the machine vs the devie
RealGamerCow: focus is a little light today
AdmiralMemo: @MrPhlip I agree!
Sarah_Serinde: MrPhlip That DOES sound like very important advice
flatluigi: ian pls
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: @MrPhlip Yes please
AdmiralMemo: Food is good!
ryuhimora: weren't they supposed to do something outside the troubleshoort office?
snowcookies: split the party time!
korvys: Food Library
AdmiralMemo: Is it wheat?
drfox17: wait, you can read on the train in Persona 5! I'm think Beej was lying!
Diabore: !advice
LRRbot: Drood the Ozeference.
Paranundrox: @ryuhimora the problem was them not leaving
Izandai: @ryuhimora walk
ryuhimora: oooooh
ninja_theory_ashrams: orange lizard needs food badly
lord_bry0n: let dale know should also be in !advice
ryuhimora: !advice
LRRbot: Make your own family.
Paranundrox: telling the Computer there's a problem makes Dale ping you telling you there's a problem and to fix it
niccus: you can break through the wall and leave the door intact
beowuuf: teamchaos
beowuuf: alwatys team chaos
Karfsma778: "you're team leader"
DiscordianTokkan: The !chat command, only about CHOG fitting in things
Sarah_Serinde: drfox17 Beej never said it was a Japan thing did he? It's an older people complaining about younger people thing
AdmiralMemo: @lord_bry0n "Tell Dale" is already there I think?
BloodnBullets: poor jacob
red_shoes_jeff: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
CantWearHats: Ian + Paranoia is such a good combo
lord_bry0n: all good then :)
chesul: this is definitely a team chaos group, and Jacob.
Sarah_Serinde: lord_bry0n AdmiralMemo "Tell Dale" is absolutely in both !advice and !badadvice
silvalunae: it's an avatar
starlitdiscord: hello! is everyone dinos
LoadingReadyRun: Yeah based on a lot of stuff I've seen for Japanese things I don't think anyone there particularly cares if you read on the train.
CantWearHats: Roman Reigns, noted four meter tall wrestler
AdmiralMemo: @starlitdiscord Yep. Shenanigans at the end of last episode. :D
electroswagnetism: I think Braun is probably a better comparison????
starlitdiscord: :D
noSmokeFire: persona 5 taught me that reading on the train is just good sense
beowuuf: clearly you just say Klaatu Barada Nikto and he's fine
RassilonDND: if you answer a phone on a train Lorde help you
snowcookies: She's gonna get Jordan fined
drfox17: @RassilonDND The singer?
silvalunae: pffff
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
kusinohki: 6kg is 12 lbs?
silvalunae: good sound effect
DarkMorford: I should visit my own food warehouse (read: pantry) and find some chow.
Kikazi: I hope one day, Jacob gets to run a VtM campaign with LRR, and I hope Ian is on it... and I hope Jacob has fun :D
DiscordianTokkan: Warehouse? There House
drfox17: @kusinohki I think a Kilo is 2.2 lbs?
silvalunae: My dream team for VM run by Jacob def has Ian and Ben on it, probably kathleen and cam, and/or maybe beej
DiscordianTokkan: 1kg = 2.2lbs yes
ryuhimora: @Kikazi they've discussed VtM as a stream game and the consensus at the moment is it's not stream friendly for LRR
kusinohki: @drfox17 couldn't remember the fractional amout. TY
Izandai: hm
drfox17: this is the only metric conversion i have memorized
RassilonDND: I would love to see lrr run a cyberpunk session before cyberpunk 2077 comes out
Kikazi: @ryuhimora that's a shame, but I can still hope they find a way some day
MagicWarluck: VtM not stream friendly because of rules or because of content?
drfox17: @RassilonDND I would like to see graham as a cut rate Drunk!Jensen
DiscordianTokkan: The Big Door for The Big Show? I do not know wrestling.
RassilonDND: @drfox17 that is the implication yes
Sarah_Serinde: MagicWarluck It sounds like it'd be a lot heavier in content than normal Dice Friends games
AdmiralMemo: Is this Warehouse 13?
bmac_oceanusborealis: VtM?
kusinohki: Kathleen, you should know dale is going to say 'yes' to whatever you say by now
AdmiralMemo: Vampire The Masquerade
bmac_oceanusborealis: ah
ryuhimora: @MagicWarluck mechanics mainly, taking blood from randos isn't ery kid friendly, as a start
RassilonDND: I'm sure there's a giant grinder where all the leftover clone bodies go
Wrexadecimal: lrrBEEJ
silvalunae: mob dino?
Paranundrox: Blake-O is a mobster
MagicWarluck: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah, that I can see. Guess Kult is totally out of the question then. :D
AdmiralMemo: Gettem!
drfox17: @RassilonDND :: knocks over an empty vodka bottle :: "I didnt ashk for thiiiis"
e_bloc: perfect
snowcookies: shoot him
silvalunae: shoot the achilies!
Izandai: uh
DiscordianTokkan: He only needs one of those
Sarah_Serinde: :D
NimrodXIV: :D
KinoGami: i'm having deja vu
Izandai: wow
beowuuf: "i have noted your intentions..."
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW Jacob
Wrexadecimal: JACOB.
AdmiralMemo: GJ Jacob!
korvys: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #5288: "It's the last session! What have you got to lose?" —Dale [2018-08-27]
34Witches: NO
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHA JACOB
SajuukSjet: Shredder ?!? :D
silvalunae: so moxy?
Izandai: FUCK
AdmiralMemo: You have a thing called MOXIE
DiscordianTokkan: YES
Izandai: HOLY SHIT
Wrexadecimal: HAHA
AdmiralMemo: Or THAT
snowcookies: lol
silvalunae: wHAT YES
Rhynerd: Oh yes!
ContingentCat: "family"
drfox17: better than MOXIE
Sarah_Serinde: And here I was all ready for the moxie discussion :D
Izandai: FUCK YES
IsThis___Art: HYES
t3h_f1gm3nt: YES JACOB YES
beowuuf: umm, that actually might not be any better?
silvalunae: way better than moxie
Izandai: OH NO
NimrodXIV: oh noooo
tenthtechpriest: uh-oh
Sarah_Serinde: Yuuup Jacob
e_bloc: wouldn't that be like shoot him in the head
silvalunae: oh wait
ninja_theory_ashrams: all right
bowsin_durrows: Oh, no.
Sarah_Serinde: Not the opposite of the roll
CantWearHats: reading the card explains the card?
ContingentCat: um
CantWearHats: uh oh
snowcookies: oh no
AdmiralMemo: Wait... if he didn't roll the computer, then does that mean he gets the computer?
MagicWarluck: Dale - creative? Famous last words...
Sarah_Serinde: Oh but targing Fritz, all right then :D
beowuuf: jacob realises the error of his playing of the card....
tenthtechpriest: JACOB YOU FOOL
korvys: @Sarah_Serinde could we quote "I have noted your intentions"
s0lesurviv0r: lrrFINE
Rhynerd: Oh, Fritz is so dead.
Kramburger: OH NO
Wrexadecimal: RIP
DiscordianTokkan: He stops, suddenly!
red_shoes_jeff: So his chest detonates.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He doesn't do that.
silvalunae: vaporized head
Izandai: DAMMIT
NightValien28: he wanted to live, now he won't
Paranundrox: Guilty Feet have got no Rhythm
TemporallyAwry: Disobeyed an order from an Orange - seems appropriate.
s0lesurviv0r: clzYumagnum
chesul: key word "Live"
IsThis___Art: OH NO
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Sarah_Serinde: korvys I was thinking about it but I'm not sure if it's that entertaining without context
ContingentCat: Fully reading the card accuratly explains the card
DanielsWorlds: that's a lot of dinosaurs. I've definitely missed somthing last week
ninja_theory_ashrams: "GM get creative"
AdmiralMemo: Putting on the Fritz
lord_bry0n: nice
beowuuf: has jacob saved or harmed himself with the pun?
DiscordianTokkan: It IS where fashion sits, permanently
korvys: @Sarah_Serinde Fair.
drfox17: what was the name of the boy in The Sound of Music?
ContingentCat: ouch
drfox17: Mr. 16 going on 17
Kramburger: Lasers cauterise the wounds
Kramburger: ?
AdmiralMemo: Uh oh
AdmiralMemo: Beej what are you doing?
tenthtechpriest: beej stop helping!
kaladinar: I have missed alot. Since when does everyone look like Nibbles?
DiscordianTokkan: Beej is helping!
e_bloc: and then the grain kills him.
EscherichiaCole: beej why
Sarah_Serinde: kaladinar Since the end of last session
AdmiralMemo: Oh no
silvalunae: oh god
Wrexadecimal: dominoes
RassilonDND: as he tumbles into a giant food grinder
Izandai: BEEJ
Brok3nGol3m: steveinYum
silvalunae: you really wanted him alive, jacob
Paranundrox: saving him costs all the shelves
bmac_oceanusborealis: Oh Beej
Paranundrox: love it
Brok3nGol3m: i think the resulting wall damage will help chug get in
silvalunae: how bad do you want him to live
DiscordianTokkan: The OPPOSITE of what he wanted, so being maimed AND the warehouse is dominoed
Sarah_Serinde: It's not your mission, Jacob, let the guy die :P
ninja_theory_ashrams: I've seen this in "The Mummy Returns"
chesul: I wonder how many treason stars they get for this.
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Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
e_bloc: say my name
Questhere: tell dale
silvalunae: "I wanted to hear you say it"
NimrodXIV: :D
drfox17: hahahaha
snowcookies: lol
t3h_f1gm3nt: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Telltelltelltell Daledaledaledale
beowuuf: :D
NimrodXIV: I love Dale so much
RurouniGeo: Dale is the best
Ceris75: I love you Dale
Sarah_Serinde: !advice
LRRbot: Listen to Friend Computer.
Paranundrox: OH NO
silvalunae: yesssss
mechmagic: OH YES
DiscordianTokkan: YES
Kramburger: I want Dale and Jacob to interact together forever
tenthtechpriest: JACOB NO
CantWearHats: I love Dale so much
AdmiralMemo: When Dale says "Bring It"
bmac_oceanusborealis: "Try It!" Dale 2019
Wrexadecimal: Nerd fight!
Brok3nGol3m: nice Heather!
IsThis___Art: OH JEEZ
DiscordianTokkan: benginChaos
silvalunae: do not challenge the Dale
ContingentCat: oh no
drfox17: Rolfe, not Fritz that's the guy in the sound of music
Drummi_: Late Night Nerd Fight?
ninja_theory_ashrams: Story First!
chesul: Jacob, have you learned NOTHING!?!
head_cannon: The harder Jacob fights this, the better it gets.
Featherweight_: The tiny dino gloves are off
Izandai: Bad Thing: The crates disapparate?
arcaneIllumination: I really want to be a player in a campaign or one shot run by Dale. But the thought also scares me.
silvalunae: There are two beings you do not want to challenge: Dale and Chat. At least Chat lets you live.
JohnLockeCole: Come on Jacob you storytelling man, tell stories!
IsThis___Art: lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: Oh good :D
AdmiralMemo: Anybody except Dale! :D
ninja_theory_ashrams: still, not their mission
IsThis___Art: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: Consent!
RassilonDND: the crate we're looking for slides forward completely undamaged
rrtycoon2: So, at what point does he realize the domino effect will fall on Nibbles?
silvalunae: @Feminine_Desires lrrHEART
t3h_f1gm3nt: this warehouse? fucked
DarkMorford: Unfuck This (Ware)House!
drfox17: several barrels of body glitter
ContingentCat: fucking the warehouse sounds like a bad idea
beowuuf: eew
DiscordianTokkan: A knee discus!
Sarah_Serinde: katesNope
drfox17: why do they have body glitter, who knows
silvalunae: same dale
AdmiralMemo: lrrWOW
Wrexadecimal: D:
snowcookies: gross
Drummi_: Aahh. Gore.
LazyC0Mmander: Ah yiss 3 dinos!
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob pls
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
AdmiralMemo: That smile
LazyC0Mmander: Jacob shut up...
snowcookies: trust is a strong word
CantWearHats: yes, fair
silvalunae: oh god
Izandai: That seems unwise, Jacob.
tenthtechpriest: JACOB NO
t3h_f1gm3nt: jacob my sweet summer child
Brok3nGol3m: katesNice
LazyC0Mmander: No one likes a kissass Jacob
silvalunae: Dale is chaotic neutral?
korvys: !quote Jacob
LRRbot: Quote #5577: "I feel like I'm gonna have a really confused poop later." —Jacob [2018-12-11]
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Dale) [now] I've never claimed to be fair.
LRRbot: New quote #6395: "I've never claimed to be fair." —Dale [2019-09-16]
DiscordianTokkan: benginTraitor
Drummi_: He's right thouh.
ninja_theory_ashrams: fire suppression... SUDS PARTY!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] Fuck me up, Dale.
LRRbot: New quote #6396: "Fuck me up, Dale." —Jacob [2019-09-16]
all_hail_the_pan: That seems like a new ringtone
chesul: silvalunae Dale is Chaotic Fun.
beowuuf: that's good, due to the fire...
silvalunae: @chesul agreed
AdmiralMemo: Jacob's brain is on the Fritz. Kappa
drfox17: some thing something hint of pesto aoli
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob overestimates the importance of this person :D
silvalunae: so is fritz's kneecap
beowuuf: jacob working so hard to save the contact, not knowing what the contact is actually for...
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSS BEEJ
korvys: !quote Beej
LRRbot: Quote #327: "We have bug porn on all three screens." —Beej [2015-06-05]
j0xer: kool-aide bot
Diabore: should people be questioning the less than green character having a number of clones higher then the normal?
beowuuf: don't even worry about it
AdmiralMemo: I remember that stream, @korvys
LazyC0Mmander: We need loaderbot!
silvalunae: shuddering bot
ContingentCat: "yet"
Brok3nGol3m: as all the boxes start sliding off...
Sarah_Serinde: "Slowly"
DiscordianTokkan: Oh NO FLOUR EXPLOSIONS
LazyC0Mmander: Well if it's random how about we roll!
drfox17: oh no the body glitter
drfox17: all the legos
GDwarf: "A Klingon's nightmare", Ian, No!
Rhynerd: Gruel all over the floor?
ContingentCat: oh no
silvalunae: nobody light a match, we don't want a crossover
rrtycoon2: It is amusing watching them scramble to not die in this.
AdmiralMemo: @drfox17 It's a food warehouse... are those edible? :D
japolai: i work in a warehouse and have had nightmares about this!!! I'm currently at work. AHHH!!!
CantWearHats: ooh, meat!
tenthtechpriest: meat you say
Diabore: @mLorange dont worry about it
Izandai: @mLorange As best I can tell, because Dale likes to make things hard on his players.
drfox17: @AdmiralMemo ..... Yes? we probably don't want to find out
snowcookies: of course he knows
Brok3nGol3m: lrrHAM
korvys: @Diabore iirc, the number is the clone they're on, but Blake used one of Jordan's clones (which is why he's a dino), so they're both on their "last" clone.
CantWearHats: lrrHAM
MAPBoardgames: Why'd it have to be meat?
AdmiralMemo: @drfox17 :D
Ceris75: Oh nooooo
DiscordianTokkan: MÆT
Dog_of_Myth: It's Spam, isn't it.
34Witches: "meet"? what's that?
silvalunae: oQo steak?
bmac_oceanusborealis: assorted meat .........
ContingentCat: oh no meat
SquirrelLord1111: lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
CantWearHats: oh good *wet* meat
DarkMorford: They're made of meat?
Sarah_Serinde: This is how Paranoia goes: lots of chaos, frequently not much actual mission
drfox17: meat, the stuff clones are made of
silvalunae: this wasn't as big a mis-steak as we thought
AdmiralMemo: Foam suppression... yay
RealGamerCow: foam party!
DoctorOfBeard: what colour foam?
drfox17: oh no FFF discharge!
snowcookies: meat party!
Sarah_Serinde: But also everyone has individual goals they're working towards, Blake's is what set this whole thing off
DoodlestheGreat: SAVE THE MEAT!
DiscordianTokkan: CoP: Meat
loki_lxix: well it isn't Halon so that is better?
electroswagnetism: This is like just a monkey's paw but you don't even get the wish
Featherweight_: Meat is red
Featherweight_: I don't don't see a problem
Diabore: @korvys my question is do the other people of alpha complex see a less than green colour as well as the clone number? cause i feel like a infra red with a 7 is a big deal
drfox17: i was hoping water, so that someone can walk through the rain towards the injured fritz
silvalunae: giving Ira taste for blood
drfox17: the lazer pistols smoking
Sarah_Serinde: Diabore I mean, you can always get demoted
Kramburger: I think Jacob has a Kilogram of Salt
munnaperson: mobility officer should be a boot
beowuuf: greens can get demoted
DiscordianTokkan: I LOVE the tiny-dino-arm high-fives
silvalunae: broke his kneecaps and his warehouse with one stone
ninja_theory_ashrams: the future is Blood and Foam
beowuuf: lol
silvalunae: take the meat omg yes
Twilight_Spark: How did this happen?
Izandai: Fritz: Continues to scream.
PunkRockZoologist: Is Chompy actually Derek?
silvalunae: please share ;Q;
AdmiralMemo: Like how MUCH meat is this?
CantWearHats: a heavy, dripping, meaty parka
silvalunae: a lot. a lot of meat.
Kramburger: Most Parkas are full of meat at some point
LazyC0Mmander: So what's the over/under on that being human meat?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Rhynerd: There’s going to be such a feast tonight.
Robot_Bones: parka full of meat is my Meatloaf coverband
AdmiralMemo: Is this like a bison-ful of meat?
DiscordianTokkan: Chogggggg!
kusinohki: *touch*
silvalunae: tonight we dine. . . in paradise
Homarid_Strike_The_Power: OH no. A plastic bin with two identical parka-wrapped lumps...
AdmiralMemo: @LazyC0Mmander I give it 30/70 personally
drfox17: oh noooo
DiscordianTokkan: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Izandai: fuck
Drummi_: dead.
ContingentCat: U
Brok3nGol3m: slytqItsfine
Drummi_: F
Paranundrox: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: UM
snowcookies: oh no
Wrexadecimal: oh nooo
silvalunae: cyanide smells like almonds right ;a;
bowsin_durrows: 1/3 chance for it to be lethal...
tenthtechpriest: taste test!
munnaperson: my internet can not handle the craziness
Dread_Pirate_Westley: How long have you been in Alpha Complex?
ninja_theory_ashrams: 1 in 3
chesul: should have tested it on what's his name.
snowcookies: plz save the meat
kusinohki: "save the meat!"
drfox17: please tell me this "meat" is clone material
ninja_theory_ashrams: still not their mission
silvalunae: eat it
LazyC0Mmander: Just tell them Beej!
bowsin_durrows: We have actually no clue...
AdmiralMemo: Nibbles and his Moxie
ElementalAlchemist: Moxy is a good stat
Mysticman89: oh. Theres 3 dino players now. I deifnitely missed some stuff.
Sarah_Serinde: Ian pls
e_bloc: c'mon cyanide
AdmiralMemo: @Mysticman89 Mutation swap and clone donation at the end of last episode
DiscordianTokkan: Gotta make sure that you don't leave the fox with cyanide. They will get UP to stuff
silvalunae: suddenly cyanide and happiness
Mysticman89: ah, remembered the clone thing, missed the donation
Mysticman89: mutation thing*
munnaperson: episode 6 more than half the body's are dead is the meat there own body's from before
Comeback323: oh wow they are orange now
silvalunae: I am mildly lost, why did they put the powder on it in the first place
DiscordianTokkan: Parkle!
bowsin_durrows: Yup, the Parkabin.
korvys: Parkacle
CantWearHats: just remember which parka is which, I'm sure that won't come up
DiscordianTokkan: !card Panharmonicon
LRRbot: Panharmonicon [4] | Artifact | If an artifact or creature entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
drfox17: unless someone had a.... taxi pod
Izandai: Question: Why are we not saying that Beej has to hold to his action that he took based on a mistaken assumption about the situation that his character would not have had?
Diabore: @silvalunae they wanted to salt it so preservation?
korvys: parkarcel
Izandai: *why are we saying
j0xer: we need a team of sled...raptors
Paranundrox: @silvalunae they wanted to use the salt to preserve it
AdmiralMemo: @munnaperson There are at least 3 teams that could not have been recovered. 1 blown up, 1 in Underplex, and 1 outside. The others could be.
Paranundrox: only then did they realize that they didn't know if it was the salt or the others they put on it
silvalunae: @Diabore @Paranundrox ah, that is logical, thank you
Fruan: @izandai because comedy
RassilonDND: I mean can they spend xp points for some dino harnesses
Izandai: @Fruan Arguable.
ThePoshPanda: I missed an hour and everyone is a dino!?
LazyC0Mmander: I love Dale descriptions
DiscordianTokkan: @ThePoshPanda Yep!
northos: @ThePoshPanda in fairness they were dinos at the start too :P
AdmiralMemo: @ThePoshPanda End of last ep had Mutation Swap and Clone Doantion, so they all started as dinos
Drakas: did the stream freeze
silvalunae: dinos kinda happened because of end of last stream
ThePoshPanda: Oooooh
northos: @Drakas no
drfox17: what
AdmiralMemo: @Drakas Not here
TemporallyAwry: Beej face of joy !lrrBeej
ThePoshPanda: Thought i was caught up, guess i missed somethings
MAPBoardgames: Ready to strap in!
silvalunae: the strap is over your face
Dog_of_Myth: Pretty good I would say. LUL
noSmokeFire: I bet light bones mean the air bags won't work
ninja_theory_ashrams: noted
Bobtheninjagoldfish: like the baskseat of a volkswagon
drfox17: oh nooooo
ContingentCat: just the back? isn't the engine in the front?
drfox17: i would say the back seat of my VW is very nice
coelopteryx: arrives, sees a veritable pack of dino friends. i am Glad
tenthtechpriest: lrrFINE
t3h_f1gm3nt: i mean shouldn't kennedy drive, being the mobility officer? :P
e_bloc: lrrWOW
Alephred: Cloaca.
silvalunae cackles
drdudeman: Wait what
Brok3nGol3m: clo·a·ca
drfox17: just take it
drdudeman: I just got here
AdmiralMemo: Let it ride
IsThis___Art: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
ninja_theory_ashrams: they come thru head and shoulders above anyone else in an accident
Sarah_Serinde: That's the spirit Jacob
Izandai: Computer die?
drdudeman: how do we have a nibbles, a nippy, and a chompy?
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, the computer is Already here?
LazyC0Mmander: So he's loosing it I imagine
ElementalAlchemist: That's so good, except for my moxy
drdudeman: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:02:52.
ContingentCat: so there's this thing we heard about a few weeks ago called Moxie
rrtycoon2: Stress? Ira's going to drive...stress enough, eh?
Dog_of_Myth: Have you heard about moxie?
bowsin_durrows: He's close to losing it, more likely.
DiscordianTokkan: *pop*
DarkMorford: *pop*
t3h_f1gm3nt: LUL
snowcookies: thank computer
noSmokeFire: @Izandai the dice pool consists of two skills added together, plus the computer die. Certain results on the computer die cost moxie (mental endurance, spend it to do stuff) in addition to a success or failure
Paranundrox: MOxie does two things
Paranundrox: reroll dice and open doors
beowuuf: add dice
silvalunae: wait it does more things?
AdmiralMemo: Jacob: You can also add numbers to your dice
Izandai: @noSmokeFire ty
LazyC0Mmander: Oh...
NimrodXIV: the claw
drfox17: its a BOAT
snowcookies: ocean?
AdmiralMemo: Wait... we're going outside again?!
Rioxcon: the gear Kathleen left behind, oh no.
CantWearHats: the CLAW
RealGamerCow: #outside
noSmokeFire: oh good! now they're somewhere without floors
Dog_of_Myth: The claaaaaaw
munnaperson: thank you friend c9mputer so we love you so thank you friend computer it is good god and friend
2Flower: Get in the sea.
j0xer: good thing kathleen left behind the boat safety gear
munnaperson: computer
Forgotten_Sanity: Beej doesn't have a jacket on
drfox17: @j0xer oh i forgot about those!
Sarah_Serinde: Bold of Ian to blame Friend Computer for that
Paranundrox: lrrFINE
northos: lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE lrrFINE
LazyC0Mmander: Oh nice for once it's friend computer's fault. It's not going to matter in the end isn't it
DiscordianTokkan: lrrFINE
Kikazi: lrrFINE
Rhynerd: lrrFINE
e_bloc: just a peaceful plummet
LazyC0Mmander: lrrFINE
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrFINE
ninja_theory_ashrams: !card plummet
LRRbot: Plummet [1G] | Instant | Destroy target creature with flying.
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Izandai: !card plummet
LRRbot: Plummet [1G] | Instant | Destroy target creature with flying.
munnaperson: Kennedy needs dino rides
corpocracy: lrrFINE
Izandai: dammit
mowdownjoe: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
bowsin_durrows: lrrFINE lrrFINE
TemporallyAwry: sergeIntoTheSea lrrFINE sergeIntoTheSea
RangerOfVoid: lrrFINE lrrFINE
korvys: !findquote plummet
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MrPhlip: !addquote (Beej) [now] Nobody ever uses the word "plummet" when everything is fine.
LRRbot: New quote #6397: "Nobody ever uses the word "plummet" when everything is fine." —Beej [2019-09-16]
loki_lxix: Okay but here me out at least now there is more meat
W_Livi: Dale is an absolute treasure n.n
Featherweight_: Hey Beej. Flying would be nice....
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde Friend Computer knows the correct level for the sea. The fact that the sea itself doesn't correspond is treason. The sea gets a treason star. Kappa
munnaperson: HSWP
kusinohki: katesBoosh lrrFINE katesBoosh
LazyC0Mmander: So that's one of those 2 failures
A_Dub888: !findquote plummet
LRRbot: Quote #6397: "Nobody ever uses the word "plummet" when everything is fine." —Beej [2019-09-16]
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo Sounds logical to me!
AdmiralMemo: Dino... wings?
Kramburger: Blue---er
AdmiralMemo: Fur Bird?!
DiscordianTokkan: FATBIRB BLAKE!
Featherweight_: Ah hum.
LoadingReadyRun: I think he just looks very fluffy
Dog_of_Myth: Furry Bird
flatluigi: more adorable
niccus: did nibbles know they could do that
munnaperson: He is now a peterosarus
coelopteryx: round birb
snowcookies: which mutant power is this?
loki_lxix: is Beej a baby Penguin now?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Blue fur? Chompey doesn't have clearance for that.
AdmiralMemo: @niccus Nibbles cannot do this.
silvalunae: I'm so happy
chesul: wait, I just realized, is it allowed for the nibs to touch themselves?
Dumori: Blue kiwi?!?
ninja_theory_ashrams: critroleKeyfish
Featherweight_: Heather. Pull the lever!
Paranundrox: Jordan-O is jealous
DiscordianTokkan: OH NO
silvalunae: I need art so badly
caelusaran: @chesul holy crap.
LazyC0Mmander: It's fine Dale
flatluigi: @chesul your own skin color is allowed
silvalunae: Chompey is suddenly a duck
LoadingReadyRun: He's fluffy right now. There's no lever to pull for that.
chesul: flatluigi has that been stated? I don't remember.
bmac_oceanusborealis: I feel like that meat is going to attract something in the water
loki_lxix: mid plummet dialog
flatluigi: @chesul blake started off with blue skin and it came up iirc
chesul: flatluigi but what about touching eachother?
munnaperson: is there a feather to pull for that
silvalunae: please say yes to that dale
ContingentCat: s o o n
Rhynerd: Please let this be mid-plummet dialogue.
AdmiralMemo: Kim has local recordings that resync.
drfox17: scream?
kusinohki: die enough times you become numb to it
Paranundrox: she has both onboard storage and her memory
Dread_Pirate_Westley: 32 feet per second per second.
drfox17: good math
ninja_theory_ashrams: throw hands up for the souvenir picture
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JohnLockeCole: like 2 seconds dude
Sibwow: 2 seconds
e_bloc: that's assuming gravity is still the same
Karfsma778: 2 seconds
Izandai: 2 seconds
RealGamerCow: 1.6ish?
Dog_of_Myth: Give or take a few seconds.
Paranundrox: less than 2, yeah
Izandai: You fall 10 meters in the first second and 20 in the second.
ContingentCat: so enough for a few swears not much else
Ilecto: i get about 1.6 ish as well
DiscordianTokkan: SP katesBoosh
RealGamerCow: which, if you've ever been bungeeing, seems like a LONG time
munnaperson: hollow bones falls slower surface area
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
Paranundrox: haha
Fruan: Fruit Fruit
e_bloc: Jacob is storming off
Dog_of_Myth: Storm count is at 1
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Storm count is 2.
Dog_of_Myth: Thank you
drfox17: hold priority
e_bloc: Grapeshot Friend Computer for 20
DiscordianTokkan: OH MY
j0xer: wut
Izandai: what
ContingentCat: UM
DarkMorford: HORNER
korvys: wat
t3h_f1gm3nt: IAN
Karfsma778: IAN
flatluigi: PLEASE don't insert into your cloaca
Dog_of_Myth: What
TemporallyAwry: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
mLorange: Jacob trying to WIN so hard. It creates fun interactions with Dale. But, have Jacob played tabletop RPGs before?
LazyC0Mmander: Did Ian just outbeej Beej?
DiscordianTokkan: Beej's neck cloaca
34Witches: C L O A C A
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Point to the sign. Sir?
ninja_theory_ashrams: so they hit the water at what 16 meters per second for speed
AdmiralMemo: @mLorange Yes many times
t3h_f1gm3nt: @mLorange he's known to be a big world of darkness player
ContingentCat: the secret deck
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snowcookies: there's also mystery
AdmiralMemo: Secret Deck!
e_bloc: yessss
FITorion: yay
johnsmith8231: Storm count is 3
AdmiralMemo: Oooooooh!
DiscordianTokkan: ooooh!
Sarah_Serinde: Mystery deck isn't a mystery anymore, it's...yeah, that :D
drfox17: oooooh
Karfsma778: HAHA
e_bloc: well that's spicy
noSmokeFire: Dale <3
drfox17: ooooooh
Izandai: Hello highlight reel!
LazyC0Mmander: Please tell me Kathleen pull out a dino body of out of that mutant card
drfox17: twitchy why
A_Dub888: !badadvice
Fruan: Yessssssss
e_bloc: "Dale, I die"
ContingentCat: um?
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh jeez
TemporallyAwry: Farewell Chompey :D ~ hello Blake-08
NimrodXIV: uh, don't split the party?
chesul: Blake-8!
ContingentCat: does clone number count as a stat
ninja_theory_ashrams: bye chompy, you will be missed
AdmiralMemo: lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: NimrodXIV It said he returns immediately
Dog_of_Myth: Big Brain Beej
saweeks: so brains
Drummi_: Beej why? Where do you get any new clones?
CantWearHats: galaxy brain blake
34Witches: wow
mowdownjoe: SUCH BIG BRAINS
kusinohki: just realized no one made a "blake 7" reference and now it's too late
Questhere: is this Beej's last clone?
DiscordianTokkan: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
NonjaBiru: seabatBRAIN lrrBEEJ
NimrodXIV: @Sarah_Serinde I know, but I'm afraid how Dale will do that :D
Izandai: Hang on a sec
DiscordianTokkan: OOOOH. ORCA BLAKE? Maybe?
RassilonDND: no he's lost the dino body!
KinoGami: blake died from the shock
bowsin_durrows: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN lrrBEEJ
j0xer: he's allergic to fur
AdmiralMemo: @Questhere He's already past the usual
DiscordianTokkan: "BRB LOL"
Karfsma778: No, not Blake Y, Blake O
chesul: Questhere yes, but it was overwritten by the card, so he gets another one.
Sarah_Serinde: Questhere I don't think we can make assumptions about "last" in this campaign :D
Paranundrox: "does what it says on the card"
Paranundrox: well, it is Experimental
ContingentCat: oh a thing that needed a handout
AdmiralMemo: Is it Jordan who has the control over the unofficial dead zone Brenda clone machines? Or was it someone else?
DaMullet14: !uptime
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flatluigi: can we quote that
DiscordianTokkan: *pop*
ninja_theory_ashrams: nature's pocket
Dog_of_Myth: !updog
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NimrodXIV: IAN
Izandai: \o
korvys: A Pie!
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo I believe multiple people had agreements with various secret societies to do things with those clone machines, but I don't remember whose is or isn't set up (besides Nibbles')
mLorange: storm count 4
DiscordianTokkan: OH MY GO IAN WITH THE TECH
e_bloc: yes let's grapple while strapped in
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde OK cool.
Dog_of_Myth: Bat-Raptor
e_bloc: this could only end well
Izandai: This is not going to go anywhere near as well as we want it to.
loki_lxix: Ian's arms are ripped off
LazyC0Mmander: Ian is going to get ripped apart by the boat isn't it.
Paranundrox: Ian. Can you support the weight of the boat?
rrtycoon2: Roll those graplin' dice!
mLorange: longest 2-second drop... so many actions.
sgowell: In what space sir
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DoctorOfBeard: o_O
lord_bry0n: a very long fall
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
caelusaran: Did... did Ian put a grenade in his cloaca?
aerohydra: !adult
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AdmiralMemo: Jacob looks so pained
Alephred: Think of it as a reverse poop.
drfox17: good bye dashboard
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
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j0xer: violence child birth
kusinohki: we're in RPG bullet time
Paranundrox: plus the bonus from the action card
mowdownjoe: uhoh
flatluigi: new dice new dice new dice
DiscordianTokkan: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: Oh goodie
AdmiralMemo: Uh oh
ContingentCat: ummm
TemporallyAwry: Jacob's face right now
Izandai: heck
DiscordianTokkan: Fate Dice?
Fruan: Did he use the adrenomax?!
t3h_f1gm3nt: OH NO
Gekyouryuu: are they ALL computer dice?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: JACOB'S FACE
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
mLorange: Oh Snap!
Karfsma778: OH
DiscordianTokkan: OOH! d8s!
Gekyouryuu: oh
tenthtechpriest: uh....
munnaperson: death dice
bmac_oceanusborealis: what, what, what
Rhynerd: Oh, nice!
Paranundrox: Tell Dale
Sarah_Serinde: !advice
LRRbot: Tell Dale.
korvys: Tell Dale
e_bloc: two pair
drfox17: what
lord_bry0n: tell dale
MAPBoardgames: Roll Violence + Bureaucracy
bowsin_durrows: 7&8 are tell dale.
Karfsma778: OH GOOD
tenthtechpriest: TELL DALES
AdmiralMemo: Succ-stress
shadowypenguin: wait whats an 8
munnaperson: ask dale
Izandai: uh huh
A_Dub888: Suc-stress
Dog_of_Myth: pop
NimrodXIV: I think Jacob's getting all the stress
Rhynerd: How many sevens was that?
munnaperson: tell dale
LazyC0Mmander: Which one will lose it first in this session!
shadowypenguin: 2
DiscordianTokkan: Jacob looks like he's had stressful successes also
Baldrash: Do we need a Pop Count? lrrAWESOME
AdmiralMemo: @Rhynerd 2 stress, 1 regular
ninja_theory_ashrams: pendulum boat swing
Rhynerd: Thanks!
Paranundrox: oh good
Icejet99: im your basic average dino.
AdmiralMemo: This was a very long fall
shadowypenguin: i just want to see how blake gets back
lord_bry0n: longest fall ever
lord_bry0n: love it
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahha
control_rig: Nice
AdmiralMemo: I love you Jacob
snowcookies: ppfffft
Izandai: That HAS to be a quote.
AdmiralMemo: We're on the same page, but different books
TacitusVigil: (Looks at player avatars) ...uh, I have questions-
Izandai: !quote
KinoGami: this is DBZ levels of time progression
control_rig: That was a good turn of phrase
Izandai: oops
LazyC0Mmander: You just challenged Dale Kathleen
Izandai: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:21:38.
Sarah_Serinde: TacitusVigil End of last session
AdmiralMemo: @TacitusVigil Mutation Swap and Clone Donation at the end of last session
TacitusVigil: @Sarah_Serinde I'm a bit behind. :D
munnaperson: there needs to be a quote here
TacitusVigil: Thanks @AdmiralMemo :)
shadowypenguin: oh good that means they land with less force
LazyC0Mmander: He's got is seatbelt at least
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
AdmiralMemo: Yes, that should be a quote. "It's the obituaries, but we're on the same page."
munnaperson: it work unless it does not work
Rhynerd: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
kusinohki: bungee cord bungee cord!
MAPBoardgames: I second @AdmiralMemo about adding that quote
shadowypenguin: wait blake shows up immediately where he was in mid air
TemporallyAwry: Remember - Nippy doesn't have hollow-bones, so he "might" survive with that extra damage box :D
caelusaran: So, two dinos die suddenly.
shadowypenguin: he is tiny he could end up chair-head first
LazyC0Mmander: but... seatbelt Dale
munnaperson: Yosemite says yay......
DiscordianTokkan: HAhahahahahaha
AdmiralMemo: Even though I'm dead....
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Izandai: Fortunately Ian is a tiny dinosaur, so the back of the chair will be well above his head.
LazyC0Mmander: And now Dale is challenging Dale. This can only end well
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 6274
LRRbot: Quote #6274: "I'm going to say "yes" to everything you say." —Dale [2019-08-05]
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Paranundrox: that Dale reaction
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHAHAH
snowcookies: I just want to get to where they are going
noSmokeFire: Ian: "Taxi!" Dale: :?
mLorange: Storm count 6
bmac_oceanusborealis: wow it takes a lot to break Dale
shadowypenguin: how long has this fall been happening
munnaperson: r.i.p chompy
AdmiralMemo: This is like a complicated game of Commander with things just stacking up
bowsin_durrows: I'm not sure if this is better than the end of last week or not.
Drummi_: UFO plz?
chesul: shouldn't Beej be at 1 (now 2) treason stars?
RurouniGeo: NEXT TIME ON DICE FALL Z tpYGOcreepy
RealGamerCow: Is Beej going to pop out of the wall with a sound like Ian's pen?
Paranundrox: and to bring back Blake
AdmiralMemo: @shadowypenguin At least half an hour
drfox17: delivery chompey?
Izandai: ?????
Sarah_Serinde: chesul You get 2 treason stars for being a registered mutant, which he presumably is
Izandai: WHAT
DiscordianTokkan: This is glorious
MAPBoardgames: Quick, everyone roll up new PCs for that new troubleshooting team!
RassilonDND: wait does beej come back as a dino?
TacitusVigil: Is Ian flying through the air?
chesul: Sarah_Serinde and that's not overwritten by the card that said you come back with one?
ShaneLeeAtk: !updog
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LazyC0Mmander: The fuck Beej...
Rhynerd: Is Chompey the 8th just gonna come out of the tube a wanted traitor?
LoadingReadyRun: I don't know how Beej is coming back yet so..
Sarah_Serinde: chesul No idea
munnaperson: the bomb will explode in 10 minutes
Sarah_Serinde: LoadingReadyRun Right, good point :D
LazyC0Mmander: Well he really wanted to kill those npcs
ninja_theory_ashrams: @tacitusvigil falling upwards with style
DiscordianTokkan: @LoadingReadyRun RIght??
munnaperson: 1 season later
shadowypenguin: i mean i think he has two treason stars
aerohydra: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
LoadingReadyRun: Its why I haven't updated any of his stuff yet.
shadowypenguin: wait what
bmac_oceanusborealis: Wait what does an 8 do?
TacitusVigil: @ninja_theory_ashrams He should be flying pretty far because of super light bones, right?
Izandai: Why did they leave life jackets and an inflatable raft behind?
bowsin_durrows: We still haven't found out what an 8 does.
Sarah_Serinde: Izandai Because they didn't want to carry them?
shadowypenguin: they didn't know they were going outside
AdmiralMemo: @bmac_oceanusborealis We know 7s are stressed successes. DOn't know 8s.
TacitusVigil: @ninja_theory_ashrams Kappa
ninja_theory_ashrams: @tacitusvigil yes
munnaperson: @lrrbot you also need more people
kusinohki: @Izandai Kathleen didn't think they needed any of it
AdmiralMemo: We don't even know if Blake is human again or not
Izandai: @Sarah_Serinde I cannot deny that there is an amount of logic behind that decision-making.
DiscordianTokkan: *pop*
DarkMorford: *pop*
munnaperson: chompy are you characters getting correct nutrition
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: *popop*
Sarah_Serinde: Oh goood
AdmiralMemo: He's lost it
snowcookies: ooof
munnaperson: pen pop
TemporallyAwry: Ian, please take down the whole hovercraft. Please :D
LazyC0Mmander: Wow those npcs are really going to get it...
kusinohki: have we seen anyone "lost it" yet?
caelusaran: Clever Girl moment.
ElementalAlchemist: yes
munnaperson: PEN POP
Dog_of_Myth: Jacob's reactions are the best
ElementalAlchemist: This is the second Lost It
Sarah_Serinde: kusinohki Yes, Beej a few episodes ago
Kikazi: the pop from the pen... and the thought of Ian's research device... I'll stop that train of thought there... lrrFRUMP
AdmiralMemo: @kusinohki Blake did 2 sessions ago
snowcookies: Blake lost all his moxie ep 4
34Witches: blake lost it in session 4, I think
DiscordianTokkan: Ah the Bell Curve
drfox17: i don't know that ripping through the hover craft is a "clever girl" thing
Rhynerd: Blake lost it along with clone 5 I believe.
shadowypenguin: wait the what
AdmiralMemo: Oh no......
drfox17: torpedo!?
ryuhimora: !badadvice
lord_bry0n: murder the npc
DiscordianTokkan: TORPEDO you say
Sarah_Serinde: !badadvice
LRRbot: Ignore Dale.
shadowypenguin: oh beej is so screwed
Drummi_: Somehow Jacob hasn't lost it even if has used the most Moxie in this campaing.
northos: he bit too greedily and too deep :P
NimrodXIV: sorry, *Nippy* who's Ira? ;)
NightValien28: TEETH
JohnLockeCole: he bit too greedily and too deep
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] The teeth are too strong and bite too deeply.
LRRbot: New quote #6398: "The teeth are too strong and bite too deeply." —Ian [2019-09-16]
korvys: Something's going pop inside of Ira :P
Sarah_Serinde: Ian pls
DiscordianTokkan: Ira Balloon!
Kikazi: POP
drfox17: does he puff up!?
tenthtechpriest: TOS
j0xer: gross
drfox17: total evacuation!?
JonnyGlitch: !uptime
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corianderd: oh my god
Sarah_Serinde: Drummi_ They do get their moxie restored when they die and at certain other points
Sarah_Serinde: corianderd I know right
AdmiralMemo: No he doesn't!
ContingentCat: so katesRip
DarkMorford: Oh hey Cori
Paranundrox: @Sarah_Serinde unless you die to Losing It
bowsin_durrows: Nippy is the one *without* the hollow bones.
Drummi_: Yes. after every death and mission. but still.
RassilonDND: where did Ian learn physics?
DiscordianTokkan: This is awesome
ninja_theory_ashrams: episode title "Are you there, God? It's me, Cloaca"
NightValien28: RassilonDND he didn't Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Paranundrox Yeah, although you still get a certain amount of them
AdmiralMemo: If you die to losing it, I think you get D6 +2 Moxie
Bobtheninjagoldfish: when beej died, did his treason stars go away?
kusinohki: I think we're running on cartoon physics
FITorion: beej should be at 2 treason stars.. I think
matufin0: How many treason star does blake have now since he just died?
mLorange: This card resolve stack is crazy.
AdmiralMemo: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Yes, but if he's a mutant, he gets 2 right back
munnaperson: the fall will end in 2 seconds ,30 minutes later
rrtycoon2: If he's still dino, 2+1, if not, 0+1
BloodnBullets: "Sir not-appearing-in-this-film"
drfox17: is he a mutant?
drfox17: he might be a person
caelusaran: He's still violently insane, though. O.o
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
DiscordianTokkan: STILL insane
NightValien28: goood goooood
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
LazyC0Mmander: Jesus just stop playing card
TemporallyAwry: Well - it's about time to find out if it's Salt or Cyanide!
NightValien28: maybe don't let him in the boat
snowcookies: question: how do you gain moxie
drfox17: insane dino strapped to a chair, lowered onto a boat
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
Paranundrox: Kennedy
DarkMorford: Dale plz
Paranundrox: you've doomed them all
Fruan: Give him the meat!
shadowypenguin: thats a very good question
TemporallyAwry: !Salt or Cyanide
NightValien28: just keep him in the sea, use the hookshot as a leash
BloodnBullets: ?
AdmiralMemo: Give him the cyanide meat!
RassilonDND: gumming the meat
x0den: !box
LRRbot: Box box box!
Sarah_Serinde: :D
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahahaha
bowsin_durrows: :)
Gekyouryuu: so now he's just Gummy?
Sarah_Serinde: I look forward to Dale describing how badly a vicious gumming can go
Paranundrox: does he still use d8?
e_bloc: oh node
tenthtechpriest: and then he kills kennedy
RassilonDND: d8
AdmiralMemo: There's this thing he doesn't have, called Moxie
shadowypenguin: can you lose moxie while insane
ContingentCat: trying to bite things after his teeth have been torn out would be really painful
TemporallyAwry: Without Moxie - do the stressfuls count though?
shadowypenguin: also what does an 8 do
NightValien28: uh oh
bmac_oceanusborealis: what does the 8 do Dale, the 8 Dale
BloodnBullets: thats a hell of a gumming
AdmiralMemo: "jam"
DiscordianTokkan: Jam!
lord_bry0n: this stack is insane
NightValien28: jam his jaw
NimrodXIV: LOL "jammed"
NightValien28: jaw jam
TacitusVigil: It's really marmalade, technically...
RassilonDND: lol, Ian found jam
ContingentCat: meat Jam?
j0xer: jammed? very spaceballs
NightValien28: YES
AdmiralMemo: That's a GOOD plan
korvys: JAM him in the meat
DiscordianTokkan: Meat Jam? Sounds like it was the Gelatin!
DoodlestheGreat: The cyanide-coated meat?
caelusaran: And then he was suddenly still.
kusinohki: "no one dares give me the raspberry"
ElementalAlchemist: Is this the cyanide meat?
bowsin_durrows: Cyanide, salt, or gelatin coated meat.
chesul: I mean, one of the powders was gelatin.
TemporallyAwry: Huh - Meat Jam, guess it was the gelatin
beckstromsavestheday: Old country recipe
ContingentCat: black powder?
NightValien28: bit of cyanide never hurt anyone, right?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
tenthtechpriest: lrrFINE
AdmiralMemo: Does it get on the meat?
BloodnBullets: so, now we find out: "Cyanide, gelaton or salt!"
DiscordianTokkan: lrrFINE
shadowypenguin: oh it just occurred to me what this could be
AdmiralMemo: "pepper"
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
AdmiralMemo: You're still FALLING
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
shadowypenguin: this is gunpowder isn't it
RangerOfVoid: blake is on 8? how?
bowsin_durrows: They stopped falling a while ago. @AdmiralMemo
TacitusVigil: To be, or be.
ninja_theory_ashrams: this has been a fun 5 seconds
DiscordianTokkan: (sploosh)
AdmiralMemo: @bowsin_durrows Oh right... The stairs thing Ian played
shadowypenguin: @RangerOfVoid issues
KinoGami: TacitusVigil i get that reference
tenthtechpriest: the whatnow
ElementalAlchemist: admiralmemo: There's a lot going on, but they landed a bit ago
drfox17: @TacitusVigil "I'd pay good money to shut him up"
Drummi_: Alpha complex YEET!!!
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
Sarah_Serinde: Ideally
TacitusVigil: @KinoGami @drfox17 :D So glad to be in a community that gets my references
TemporallyAwry: "Jet Assists" ... when does that become a missile!?
caelusaran: @ninja_theory_ashrams I feel like either "Yackety Sax" or "Turkey in the Straw" would be playing here.
munnaperson: made it
Fruan: “Barge being pulled by Alpha complex” has a LOT to unpack in it
DoodlestheGreat: YES!
Sarah_Serinde: ""Safely""
bowsin_durrows: So it *was* cyanide.
AdmiralMemo: @drfox17 I believe it's more "I'd give real money if he would shut up."
Wrexadecimal: UHOH
DiscordianTokkan: "safely"
Nigouki: finally got there!
ContingentCat: "safely"
drfox17: @AdmiralMemo Ah my mistake
AdmiralMemo: @drfox17 'sall good
Featherweight_: this whole thing tolok like 30 seconds
TacitusVigil: @drfox17 Close enough. :D
Sarah_Serinde: Shenanigans!
AdmiralMemo: @drfox17 I just have that movie almost memorized. And yeah, it was close enough.
TemporallyAwry: Well - Kennedy now has the best track record of equipment returned to headquarters. By not bringing any, but still - hooray.
LazyC0Mmander: Can we clip half a hour?
DoctorOfBeard: now the session truly begins
tenthtechpriest: encounter one of what
ninja_theory_ashrams: we have made it to the mission
TacitusVigil: @AdmiralMemo The game's afoot, huh... ;)
Paranundrox: @LoadingReadyRun Kennedy should have a Treason Star for taking a card
shadowypenguin: have we ever had a random encounter yet
flatluigi: @LoadingReadyRun is blake still furry
munnaperson: clip half a hour
LazyC0Mmander: isn't kethleen at one too?
shadowypenguin: no the card had him come back with a treason star he is at 4
tenthtechpriest: it's a treason party and everyone is invited
Sarah_Serinde: It's important to document exactly how treasonous everyone is
AdmiralMemo: @TacitusVigil Guess who's coming to dinner.
Rhynerd: Dinosaur Traitors: Debut album 2019
shadowypenguin: i mean the meat isn't spoiled its poisoned
TemporallyAwry: But the dino is spoiled - so ... close enough.
AdmiralMemo: @shadowypenguin Well, it wasn't preserved... though it hasn't been THAT long, though...
iSmartMan1: SHOOTERS
shadowypenguin: what just happened
MAPBoardgames: Did he just yell "Kevin!" ?
LoadingReadyRun: yeah I think Beej had to come back with a treason star for the thing he did when he died, two for being a registered mutant, and then one for picking the cards on the way.. so it should be four.
shadowypenguin: yes
tenthtechpriest: kevin?
Featherweight_: Nibbles my Favorite and Nibbles my Favorite and Nibbles my Favorite !
iSmartMan1: @shadowypenguin They've met some fans
Rhynerd: Mobile hotspot?
ninja_theory_ashrams: KVN is the worst
shadowypenguin: @LoadingReadyRun yeah thats right
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
AdmiralMemo: Heather: Correct as far as I know. :)
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSSSSS
NimrodXIV: LOL
AdmiralMemo: WOW
caelusaran: Holy!
niccus: WOW
tenthtechpriest: YES
34Witches: !!!
flatluigi: YEAH
AdmiralMemo: Nice
NightValien28: POP
ContingentCat: YES
mowdownjoe: AHHHH!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
corianderd: !!!
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
bowsin_durrows: WHOO!
W_Livi: WHOA!
Sarah_Serinde: Omg I love that Featherweight_ did art for that
silvalunae: ART
caelusaran: Chompey is a dragon!?
Forgotten_Sanity: YAY!
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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drfox17: well played
Rhynerd: That was fast!
Gekyouryuu: he's a pokemon!
MAPBoardgames: @Featherweight_ Really nice!
Nigouki: BIRB lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: lrrHEART featherweight_
iSmartMan1: @Featherweight_ THAT IS AWESOME
Sarah_Serinde: :D
flatluigi: holy crap
GDwarf: XD
snowcookies: lol
shadowypenguin: does this random infared get a treason star for asking to see a mutation
NightValien28: oh no they are influencers
NimrodXIV: lrrHEART
Paranundrox: look ma, I'm on Shooters!
bmac_oceanusborealis: Well I Say
silvalunae: omg it is us
tenthtechpriest: NIBBLES GOT OUTDINO'D
mowdownjoe: How meta...
flatluigi: it's us!
drfox17: No It Isn't!
TacitusVigil: lrrHEART @Featherweight_
ninja_theory_ashrams: Meta
drfox17: we're terrible!
Twilight_Spark: I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
Dog_of_Myth: Well, we are delightful!!
iSmartMan1: OMG his tiny dino hands are on his wings@!
arcaneIllumination: Is this a cult that has formed around them from their episodes?
kusinohki: featherweight, I might cry...
iSmartMan1: DO THE THING
AdmiralMemo: This is the best!
Sarah_Serinde: This is great
Nekuia: I just got here... I... missed so much.
korvys: !findquote hat
LRRbot: Quote #3240: "I want a shrubbery hat." —Alex [2016-08-17]
silvalunae: this is max adorable
AdmiralMemo: @Nekuia Yep! :D
Paranundrox: hahaha
iSmartMan1: @Nekuia Dino squad is best squad
Comeback323: is this them meeting chat?
shadowypenguin: wait a sec
shadowypenguin: are they the package
ThePoshPanda: This is so precious
Sarah_Serinde: :D lrrHEART
shadowypenguin: did they actually get a package or are they the package
AdmiralMemo: Haha!
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
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shadowypenguin: ok they aren't the package
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ninja_theory_ashrams: I hope Dale goes meta, and asks them "what are you drinking?"
NightValien28: was the package meat?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah a lot happens in these sessions :D
Sarah_Serinde: Pls don't give them the meat :D
Rhynerd: The package was not the meat.
korvys: And meat
AdmiralMemo: Please get them mixed up! lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
shadowypenguin: i kind of wish they were the package
Drummi_: o ou.
DiscordianTokkan: BRENDA
tenthtechpriest: UH.....
Sarah_Serinde: Iiiinteresting
shadowypenguin: O_O
NightValien28: uh oh
shadowypenguin: she's back
AdmiralMemo: THE Brenda, or just A Brenda?
ThePoshPanda: Classic paranoia
shadowypenguin: everyone one for your live
Featherweight_: Hi Brenda!
AdmiralMemo: @rrtycoon2 Yeah I realized that too...
drfox17: chacha slide?
Drummi_: High programmer Brenda?
Arium26: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:31:48. lrrSPOT
Nekuia: Ahaha. Jacob's bottle's flower looks like Beej's character is emoting.
shadowypenguin: @Drummi_ tons of clones and looks out of place Brenda
ElementalAlchemist: It's so dense
snowcookies: of course
KinoGami: does... does he feel anything?
e_bloc: a metaphor for life
tenthtechpriest: lrrFINE
KinoGami: or did he just die again
ContingentCat: Are we onto Blake 9?
NightValien28: cocaine
Dog_of_Myth: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: fitness
Drummi_: High programmers have infinite clones and are white clearence.
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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AdmiralMemo: White Castle! Get some burgers! Kappa
snowcookies: Brenda-U?
kusinohki: fly to the balcony chompey!
Rhynerd: White as in covered in snow or U clearance?
flatluigi: beej should fly up yes
kusinohki: time for me to go. catch the rest in the vod. try not to die again everyone!
shadowypenguin: @Drummi_ well last they saw brenda she was wanted and she had a ton of clones active at the same time
kusinohki: praise friend computer
ninja_theory_ashrams: so nibbles can't notice Brenda
Drummi_: yes but she is also in a WHITE TOWER!
shadowypenguin: I'm aware things have changed apparently
viridimayai: This is my first time making one of these, Do i need any context for uh, the party?
shadowypenguin: they also probably shouldn't be passing out the white powder
KinoGami: but... he has a chip in his neck
viridimayai: Why is everybody Nibbles?
shadowypenguin: @viridimayai yes the dm is satan
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Dog_of_Myth: Praise Beej!
ContingentCat: lrrSACK
shadowypenguin: @viridimayai things
iSmartMan1: @viridimayai Shenanigans last game
shadowypenguin: things happened
AdmiralMemo: @viridimayai Shenanigans at the end of last ep.
bowsin_durrows: Clearly there is only one Nibbles, the rest have other names. @viridimayai
AdmiralMemo: @viridimayai Mutation Swap + Clone Donation
TehAmelie: Beej gets all these Yahtzee rolls while not playing Yahtzee
Featherweight_: Lore lore lore!
viridimayai: I have decided that this party is called "Clever Girls"
iSmartMan1: To clarify, are they technically in a place with a floor again?
AdmiralMemo: @iSmartMan1 Yes
ElementalAlchemist: Paranoia: Let's throw fistfuls of dice
iSmartMan1: @AdmiralMemo So none of their experimental gear works now?
shadowypenguin: maybe
shadowypenguin: the boat didn't count as a floor
AdmiralMemo: @iSmartMan1 I don't know what their experimental gear does
shadowypenguin: i think it has something to do with magnets
iSmartMan1: @AdmiralMemo We know that it doesn't work in places with floors because of magnets
DiscordianTokkan: *pop*
KinoGami: like, a magnetic field?
Paranundrox: so this is creating the magnetic field?
AdmiralMemo: @iSmartMan1 Blake rolled onto whatever his object was.
drfox17: a... magnetic feild
ninja_theory_ashrams: 🦕 🦕 🦕
snowcookies: do the wings make Blake a dragon?
W_Livi: 🐲🐲🐲
Paranundrox: and the other one is on the opposite side of Alpha Complex
Alephred: Yeah, it's dirty now!
shadowypenguin: wait yeah is blake a furry small dragon
bmac_oceanusborealis: oh number 8, we shall never know now
RealGamerCow: 🐲🐲🐲 lrrKATHLEEN
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 5099
LRRbot: Quote #5099: "What I'm trying to say is that splitting the party is inadvisable." —Dale, as DM, pointedly [2018-06-25]
whittacre: snowcookies he'd be a wyvern
iSmartMan1: @shadowypenguin No, he's a pterodactyl
StarWarsTHX1138: why do they not have any knowledge of brenda?
azureHaights: Just tuning in and HOLY HELL so many dinos
Featherweight_: The degausser
northos: that sounds safe
KinoGami: wait is beej an azure rathalos?
AdmiralMemo: @azureHaights Shenanigans with Mutation Swap and Clone Donation last episode.
Sarah_Serinde: StarWarsTHX1138 Two of them have a virus that makes anything to do with her profoundly uninteresting to them
BloodnBullets: iron filings?
StarWarsTHX1138: ahhh ok
snowcookies: shit
tenthtechpriest: UUHHH.....
KinoGami: oh
ninja_theory_ashrams: there is this thing called Moxie, that can open doors
KinoGami: Oh no.
azureHaights: @AdmiralMemo Yeah, I caught that part. Has Kennedy since died or did she not get affected
e_bloc: yes
Rhynerd: Oh, it was paint, wasn’t it?
raptorwrangler: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
AdmiralMemo: @StarWarsTHX1138 They technically know about her, but she's boring.
iSmartMan1: Uh oh
Rhynerd: Oh no
Sarah_Serinde: azureHaights She wasn't involved in the shenanigans
AdmiralMemo: @azureHaights She didn't get affected. She was separate from the other group and clanged off the cylinder.
bowsin_durrows: Among the people.
shadowypenguin: wtf is that
iSmartMan1: Pardonfuck?
Rhynerd: Everybody’s getting hacked today, aren’t they?
t3h_f1gm3nt: IM SORRY WHAT?
ninja_theory_ashrams: lol
raptorwrangler: "all my black goo is gone" - Quick put this on the Quote lister
azureHaights: @Sarah_Serinde I wouldn't say she wasn't *affected...* lrrBEEJ but I gotcha
ninja_theory_ashrams: lmao
azureHaights: *involved
drfox17: what
DoctorOfBeard: this can only end well
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo It had nothing to do with being separate from the group, there were just 2 different cards invoked that changed Ira and Blake
ThePoshPanda: Yes
ContingentCat: um?
chesul: do you spin the thing, or does everything spin around the thing?
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh :D
DarkMorford: Oh no
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde True, but Ira couldn't reach her mainly. :D
Dog_of_Myth: Drafting with Dale!
Rhynerd: Deckbuilding game!
tenthtechpriest: UHH....
DiscordianTokkan: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
iSmartMan1: OH NO
LazyC0Mmander: !advice
Rhynerd: Chaos reigns!
Drummi_: oh good god...
drfox17: YESSS
iSmartMan1: @Izandai Because he had wings before
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo No? Ira's card let him steal one other person's mutant power, so he took Jacob's dino mutation. That wouldn't affect Kennedy and grabbing her instead wouldn't have involved dinos at all
AdmiralMemo: @Izandai He spent a Moxie to impress the infrareds
azureHaights: Dale: *sotto voce* "tell dale, tell dale... and tell dale."
shadowypenguin: not steal swap
Dog_of_Myth: haha
RealGamerCow: I'm sorry, the what what?
e_bloc: the answer is always yes
ContingentCat: I like Chaos Jacob
silvalunae: roulette?
ninja_theory_ashrams: teamChaos
Sarah_Serinde: Blake never lost his wing mutant power, and also gained the dino mutant power, so now he has both
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde OK, I've got to rewatch that ep again. (That ending was chaotic, I admit, and I was going to watch it anyway.)
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo Oh definitely, it can be hard to keep track of everything
drfox17: feeeeeling pretty good!
e_bloc: humanoids first
TemporallyAwry: Yes - keep pulling from the deck-of-many-things ~
AdmiralMemo: You have this thing called moxie...
tenthtechpriest: a fidget spinner of many things
MrPhlip: the many-decks-of-many-things
Rhynerd: I hope the R&D team gets news of what this Reality Revolver is doing.
azureHaights: The deck-of-many-decks
DiscordianTokkan: Oooh, bestiary...
korvys: What did Kennedy get?
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSSS
AdmiralMemo: HAHA
flatluigi: lmao
Wrexadecimal: LOL
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHAHA
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW :D
DoctorOfBeard: DOOM
DiscordianTokkan: HAhahahaha
BrindleBoar: welp
Kramburger: SCIENCE
t3h_f1gm3nt: NOOOOOOOO
NightValien28: wow
Drummi_: LUL
PunkRockZoologist: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:02:00.
tenthtechpriest: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
iSmartMan1: DEATH
shadowypenguin: oh there goes blake
drfox17: nooooo chompey
KinoGami: Snapped away
Wrexadecimal: de-rezzed
shadowypenguin: only a little
j0xer: actually dead now
e_bloc: RIP Beej
TacitusVigil: I don't feel so good Mr. Nippy...
iSmartMan1: Is he out of clones now?
LazyC0Mmander: Well time for a new character?
Rhynerd: Time for Blake 9
Brok3nGol3m: kathle3TRI kathle3TRI kathle3TRI
Sarah_Serinde: Take notes, Nibbles!
AdmiralMemo: Blake 9?
ninja_theory_ashrams: "We do what we can, because we must"
drfox17: Nibbles, I... I don't feel so good
Inquisitor_Xian: Beej gone for good now?
azureHaights: "I snapped the revolver shut... and it snapped back."
silvalunae: I don't feel so good mr nibbles
loki_lxix: game over
tenthtechpriest: and then he threw blake to the wind
ContingentCat: are we going to get Blake 10?
snowcookies: oh yeah
e_bloc: long live Blake-9
iSmartMan1: Is Blake 9 still a dino?
NightValien28: throw caution to the wind, end up going with it
shadowypenguin: wait how does he have 9
LazyC0Mmander: Wait does it never end?
34Witches: he gets a 9?
snowcookies: still a dino
j0xer: does blake even have a clone?
rrtycoon2: Blake.......wait what?
GDwarf: I trust there were a number of Blake 7 jokes earlier? :P
Paranundrox: he died to Losing It
TemporallyAwry: All minus a number - panic.
Paranundrox: so he shouldn't get it all
drfox17: WHAT
Sarah_Serinde: There we go
shadowypenguin: hasn't he used all his clones
TacitusVigil: "We're interested to know what happens" "You die." "oh...that's not very interesting" Kappa
ElementalAlchemist: Where did Blake-9 come from?
AdmiralMemo: Oh MINUS two
snowcookies: His secretsociety set him up with more
ElementalAlchemist: Since when is there a ninth?
shadowypenguin: what did i miss where he got 9
Sarah_Serinde: shadowypenguin They have some illicit clone tubes in a dead zone ElementalAlchemist
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
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drfox17: twitch why
AdmiralMemo: @shadowypenguin They have a clone factory in a dead zone
shadowypenguin: yeah but i thought nibbles was the only one set up
Rhynerd: @elementalalchemist Blake got access to Jordan’s infinite dino clone facility that used to make Brendas.
LazyC0Mmander: I'd say the party has officially lost it
Sarah_Serinde: Multiple people talked to their secret societies about using the clone stuff
ElementalAlchemist: rhynerd: Oh, all of them? I missed that
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
KinoGami: did dale make this?
e_bloc: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: oh no
Dog_of_Myth: Wow....
GDwarf: "Failure to disregard this message is treason"? Um...
TacitusVigil: This is great! Surely this will not be annoying.
Dog_of_Myth: I'm dying here.
t3h_f1gm3nt: OMG
Izandai: for fuck's sake
tenthtechpriest: simple plan? play the licensed music!
NightValien28: strap in chat, this will be very short
silvalunae: this is going to be. . . amazing
e_bloc: no
NightValien28: no
DiscordianTokkan: Ohhhh Yesssssssss
Sarah_Serinde: I like how chat has just stopped while we all take this in
AdmiralMemo: We're still trying to comprehend this
TemporallyAwry: Kennedy with Teleport Power and the Door Power would be ... pretty intense. Hmmmm.
snowcookies: I'm highly confused
Twilight_Spark: Chat can't possibly pull this off.
Twilight_Spark: But I think it'd be a terrible idea if nobody tried.
shadowypenguin: WAIT WHAT
Sarah_Serinde: :D
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHAAHAH
NightValien28: what
Wrexadecimal: UM
Dog_of_Myth: Always challenge chat @Twilight_Spark
Rhynerd: Oh noooo
TacitusVigil: Couldn't Jacob just talk normal and die and lose all his equipment that way?
t3h_f1gm3nt: well it sounds like she kept her one mind power
Twilight_Spark: I think that'd definitely be in the spirit of the game. The card would keep working, right?
AdmiralMemo: I love this
ContingentCat: Oh my
Sarah_Serinde: TacitusVigil Talking normally doesn't cause you to die, the effect ends when the effect causes someone to die, or someone says that they want to die, like Dale just said
NightValien28: clear as mud
LazyC0Mmander: This is the cardmagedon
silvalunae: this is totally not the best thing ever
ThePoshPanda: This game is wild
Kramburger: Rocks Fall. Nibbles dies.
TacitusVigil: @Sarah_Serinde Gotcha. :D
Inquisitor_Xian: I'm loving this'
DiscordianTokkan: I love Paranoia so much
Twilight_Spark: Oh, I'm thrilled at this development.
TemporallyAwry: Jacob, you did that marvelously.
BrindleBoar: "So you die." "Excellent."
Dog_of_Myth: Bravo Jacob, Bravo
AdmiralMemo: Jordan 7 now?
t3h_f1gm3nt: so this makes torpedo number 4 now in this barge? :P
LazyC0Mmander: Please I just want a full dino party people.
Drummi_: LUL
Kramburger: Adam kicks down the door
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #4906: "Never read a book." —Adam [2018-04-21]
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh that's a card for Adam
ContingentCat: Adam's not in the room
Mysticman89: I think thats just a quote straight taken from adam
TacitusVigil: Adam just sat up suddenly and he doesn't know why. Kappa
ContingentCat: or is he?
DiscordianTokkan: "WHAT UP, GAMERS" seabatSEAL
Inquisitor_Xian: I think that's the ritual of summoning Adam?
Kramburger: seabatSEAL seabatSEAL seabatSEAL
red_shoes_jeff: I got up to get a donut. Blake NINE?
LazyC0Mmander: YES!
LazyC0Mmander: All hail Jacob!
DiscordianTokkan: So close!
e_bloc: quad dinos would be so good
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob tried :D
tenthtechpriest: so close
drfox17: so close
Izandai: What happens when everyone is a dino?
matufin0: so close
LazyC0Mmander: Aww...
bowsin_durrows: He tried.
ContingentCat: @red_shoes_jeff Blake is very good at dying
AdmiralMemo: @red_shoes_jeff Yep. He spun the reality spinner twice and died.
SajuukSjet: opposable thumbs, still winning for now :D
azureHaights: @Izandai we all get on the floor, because EVERYBODY walks as dinosaurs
flatluigi: on the balcony!
DiscordianTokkan: Dinos are SMOL though!
Izandai: @azureHaights Sweet.
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote split the party
LRRbot: Quote #2834: "I split my parties all the time. It's great, actually." —Cam [2016-06-17]
e_bloc: tell dale
TemporallyAwry: !TellDale
Sarah_Serinde: !advice
LRRbot: Tell Dale.
tenthtechpriest: in b4 telefrag
drfox17: @marislavender Welcome!
RealGamerCow: #inside
AdmiralMemo: @marislavender Shenanigans at the end of last ep
shadowypenguin: @marislavender the virus is spreading
Sarah_Serinde: !xp points
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marislavender: oh joy
LazyC0Mmander: @marislavender Things happened last session... and more is happening this session
ACExtravaganza: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:10:53.
Sarah_Serinde: shadowypenguin The virus has nothing to do with the dinos
snowcookies: how does one lose a treason star btw
AdmiralMemo: This game is amazing, by the way
Paranundrox: @snowcookies dying mostly
shadowypenguin: it was a joke about the dinos
shadowypenguin: i forgot about the actual viru
rrtycoon2: Did he lose it first, or claim death first?
LazyC0Mmander: @snowcookies Dying is the easiest way I think
AdmiralMemo: @snowcookies Death is the only way, as far as we know
shadowypenguin: *virus
Sarah_Serinde: snowcookies I suppose Friend Computer could choose to take one away, but...yeah, probably just death
AdmiralMemo: @snowcookies Could be others but we haven't been told
Sarah_Serinde: shadowypenguin Sorry, hard to tell
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Rhynerd: @marislavender Ira took the dino mutation from Jordan, and it carried into his clone line. Jordan is sharing his infinite dino clone supply with Blake to allow them to live past 6 clones.
ninja_theory_ashrams: 7-6=1 one Moxie left
Rhynerd: Therefore, three dinosaurs.
asddsa28: bad idea
AdmiralMemo: Voop!
iSmartMan1: inb4 she teleports inside of a table
AdmiralMemo: Three Brendas!
Stoffern: bzoom
Rhynerd: And if Nibbles is lucky, everyone will be a dinosaur.
e_bloc: hi Brendas
azureHaights: 2+1 is 3, minus 2 is 1, that's quick moxie
iSmartMan1: Brendas!
eric_christian_berg: A Brenda for each Dinosaur!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
TacitusVigil: "M'Brendas"
LazyC0Mmander: Too many cards it seems
DarkMorford: Heather lrrHEART
flatluigi: doesn't the RAM card have affect
shadowypenguin: wait the ram card
AdmiralMemo: Ooh!
e_bloc: perfect
snowcookies: great
t3h_f1gm3nt: PERFECT
Sarah_Serinde: Okay that sounds fun
Paranundrox: +2 *successes*
azureHaights: "GM, be lenient." DALE BE NICE
AdmiralMemo: Jacob is VERY interested now
snowcookies: viscious mockery?
Sarah_Serinde: Dale is very nice! :P
MrQBear: kill Brenda with charm?
Rhynerd: Violence charming?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Is the tower WHITE or is it covered in frost?
drfox17: why twitch
AdmiralMemo: That's a LOT of rolling
ninja_theory_ashrams: glory to ünderplex
Paranundrox: don't forget the Party Trick buff
Sarah_Serinde: !advice
LRRbot: Obey Heather.
RangerOfVoid: what about that ram card?
NimrodXIV: unexpected baboon
Nigouki: damnit
AdmiralMemo: Ian Plz
azureHaights: Butter side doon!
DiscordianTokkan: Brrrendah!
t3h_f1gm3nt: i forgot ira's underplex has a weird accent XD
Bobtheninjagoldfish: call back to him having to speak underplex in other accent
ElementalAlchemist: Who brought Majima-Y-YKZ-3 to P4RA-DI5E?
MAPBoardgames: I thought the "Hammockslam Defense" was inadmissible?
RurouniGeo: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
matufin0: Maybe 7 with kennedy card
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
red_shoes_jeff: critroleNein
snowcookies: I need to update my document
RealGamerCow: How is he allowed 9?
Dog_of_Myth: NEIN!
snowcookies: Secret society
caelusaran: it occurs to me that kennedy just looks like a badass with three pet raptors, one of which is also a dragon.
RealGamerCow: oh right, the room of many blake-tubes.
AdmiralMemo: @RealGamerCow Illegal cloning lab
ninja_theory_ashrams: critroleNein
Dog_of_Myth: Ignore the dino!
Sarah_Serinde: slytqItsfine
Despoiler98: FLYING DINO
azureHaights: *shin~!*
tenthtechpriest: just to lord his dinowings over nibbles
DiscordianTokkan: Oofda
NightValien28: tunk
ninja_theory_ashrams: critroleFail
DiscordianTokkan: *clang*
mLorange: 4 hour episode PLS!
shadowypenguin: Blake has a bad headache
Paranundrox: take it
asddsa28: thats not alot dall
Paranundrox: they have infinite clones
ThorSokar: for 5 successes?
AdmiralMemo: Ooh
AdmiralMemo: New bag!
ninja_theory_ashrams: welcome to Brendahood, Kennedy
Drummi_: Beej realybshouod stay red. He dies like a red shirt in Star Trek.
Sarah_Serinde: Well, it probably needs more than just one or two successes to talk someone out of killing you when they were really set on it
TemporallyAwry: Discombobulate you might say.
Despoiler98: Knives EVERYWHERE
AdmiralMemo: Suddenly claws!
ninja_theory_ashrams: critroleVax
Dog_of_Myth: And the callback
e_bloc: claw to hand weapon
Featherweight_: You are a raptor
AdmiralMemo: Welp
shadowypenguin: how are you so bad at dice
AdmiralMemo: Beej has REALLY bad luck
MrQBear: ah yes, the scared dinosaur cat routine
Sarah_Serinde: Beej, there's this thing we learned about back in episode 1...
TemporallyAwry: They are feathers now.
DiscordianTokkan: Got my claws did
shadowypenguin: who are you Wil Wheaton
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde How much Moxie does he have though? Can he spend it?
azureHaights: Bill Beejton
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo I haven't actually paid attention to how much moxie he has, but he died not that long ago...
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde True
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde Right... He's on 9 now
Paranundrox: *becomes* Dangerous
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caelusaran: Do it,
AdmiralMemo: Now Jacob has ideas
Paranundrox: quite literally
ThorSokar: hahaha, Dale with the BAIT
ninja_theory_ashrams: chaos
Sarah_Serinde: :D
RangerOfVoid: didnt beej play a ram card that let people draw action cards?
Paranundrox: @RangerOfVoid they decided not to, because time
flatluigi: yeah, he did but people haven't noticed yet
Nekuia: Dale is the best.
tenthtechpriest: dale demonstrating how IRL charisma checks work
chesul: I'm really enjoying Jacob on dice friends.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah probably just as well they're skipping the RAM card for now since they'd like to wrap things up soon
AdmiralMemo: Stop rolling 1s, Beej! Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: Oh well there we go :D
Paranundrox: ah, okay
flatluigi: they were skipping beej's dangerous situation card intentionally, not the ram card intentionally
Sarah_Serinde: I'm curious whether there are actually any blank cards in any of these decks :D
flatluigi: holy shit
Rhynerd: Heck yeah!
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL lrrHORN
AdmiralMemo: Brainjack a Brenda!
Despoiler98: MIND TAKER
Dog_of_Myth: Nice!
chesul: tenthtechpriest yes.
azureHaights: YEEE (and I can't stress this enough) HAWWWWW
LazyC0Mmander: And then Branda kills Beek
LazyC0Mmander: Beej*
korvys: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:27:35.
ninja_theory_ashrams: critroleFail
AdmiralMemo: I just noticed Jacob's shirt. Good shirt. :)
ninja_theory_ashrams: as beej had a negative node, is the 4 also a failure
Paranundrox: very Douglas Adams
Despoiler98: APathy Shield
Paranundrox: Somebody Else's Problem Field
TacitusVigil: An Apathy Shield sounds amazing.
shadowypenguin: it could be great
shadowypenguin: or horrible
Dog_of_Myth: Whatever indeed.
Paranundrox: @TacitusVigil that's bascially the SEP field described in Hitchiker's Guide
shadowypenguin: depending on how many lives you have
TacitusVigil: @Paranundrox :D
DiscordianTokkan: Sleeeeeeep!
tenthtechpriest: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
rrtycoon2: The Brenda Borg?
Despoiler98: the Borg Command, its TNG All over agagin
drfox17: "Obey"? the wish for more wishes
bmac_oceanusborealis: This went full Best of Both Worlds
Paranundrox: stockpile those Moxie drugs
AdmiralMemo: Thank you Jacob!
TacitusVigil: @Despoiler98 Another win for multimodal reflection sorting!
Despoiler98: @TacitusVigil the meta is strong in this one >>>
actionjb: This is really good
Dog_of_Myth: haha
AdmiralMemo: Haha!
matufin0: Ira isvery strong really
snowcookies: Thanks Ian
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tenthtechpriest: so there's this thing we learned about called MOXIE
ElementalAlchemist: !moxy
silvalunae: You've converted him!
electroswagnetism: I looked away what happened to Beej
drfox17: statistics, she wields a riding crop
LoadingReadyRun: Think he went to the bathroom
Dog_of_Myth: He went to the little raptors room
snowcookies: Liam-B *cough*
ninja_theory_ashrams: bring back the chel
Despoiler98: The Heater is off......stupid space heaters
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
TemporallyAwry: Oh hey - And Blake-8 evaporating into triangles right before everyone disappeared will at least let SHOOTERS have a conclusion for the episode too.
Wrexadecimal: wait what
t3h_f1gm3nt: Fixing? Im in!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear
shadowypenguin: suddenly i really like underplex
Wrexadecimal: next up on TTSF enigmaLUL
AdmiralMemo: Collision with WHAT?
AdmiralMemo: Aunt Artica Kappa
DarkMorford: BURGESS
DiscordianTokkan: Jacob YES
shadowypenguin: wait around what
Dog_of_Myth: wow....Jacob
red_shoes_jeff: Or your father's sister.
AdmiralMemo: @shadowypenguin It's within eyesight
DiscordianTokkan: Zeta Shift Complex
Questhere: we're on a boat?
shadowypenguin: i didn't realize it was a continent
AdmiralMemo: @Questhere Sort of I guess
SajuukSjet: Metal Gear?!?
AdmiralMemo: @shadowypenguin Antarctica is a continent, yes.
TemporallyAwry: Technically it's an archipelago ... but the ice is connecting it all up.
ninja_theory_ashrams: now you know, and knowing is half the battle
LazyC0Mmander: Man friend computer is going to love hearing those things
AdmiralMemo: @TemporallyAwry Indeed
coelopteryx: ah, degauss, the thing where you click the button on the imacs they still have in the computer lab in 2005 for some reason & the screen does that neat wobble
AdmiralMemo: Margaret-V?
AdmiralMemo: Hrm...
LazyC0Mmander: I wonder what would have happened if they virused up the tower
Sarah_Serinde: !advice
LRRbot: Listen to Friend Computer.
shadowypenguin: ehh i mean underplex seemed a lot niced
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh
Paranundrox: oh no
Wrexadecimal: uhhh
Paranundrox: only 2 more
Dog_of_Myth: SOOOOO good
DiscordianTokkan: sergeHolyMoly
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
LRRbot: 2419 patrons for a total of $14,294.20 per month.
ninja_theory_ashrams: thanks for watching "shooters"
Brok3nGol3m: katesThank katesThank katesThank
Sarah_Serinde: !yt membership
DiscordianTokkan: This was so danged good
Sarah_Serinde: !yt memberships
PaperDoopliss: Do they have infinite clones, or is Blake about to experience Consequences?
Dog_of_Myth: OWL2019clap OWL2019clap
flatluigi: aaaa
snowcookies: Yay!
Sarah_Serinde: Well, something like that :D
mLorange: Awesome!!!
red_shoes_jeff: Man, this episode of Shooters was really TALKY.
drfox17 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months, currently on a 21 month streak!
drfox17: 21 Months!
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xyjulie: subway5000 bonus500 hail sandwich money
AdmiralMemo: Now my question is... were Alpha and Beta Complex both made by the same people back in the day?
Kikazi: katesHi
Despoiler98: Get the Kraken to push the ship!
Sarah_Serinde: !ytmembership
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silvalunae: tele. . . phone?
tenthtechpriest: that went places
ninja_theory_ashrams: teleport, telepath, tell a Dale
RassilonDND: teleport and telepath. I really hope beej doesn't die
BloodnBullets: Must stop Ian playing RAM
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi lrrHEART
DoctorOfBeard: HI!
t3h_f1gm3nt: hai
TemporallyAwry: Hi :D
ThorSokar: Hi everyone!
AdmiralMemo: Hi Dale!
Dog_of_Myth: Hola!
MAPBoardgames: Hi Friends!
tenthtechpriest: HI
snowcookies: Hello!
Feminine_Desires: anniHYPE anniHYPE anniHYPE
MerrimanLyon: That was wild
AdmiralMemo: #TellDale
Kikazi: katesHi
rrtycoon2: So.....9?
drfox17: that was nuts!
ContingentCat: Hi !
BloodnBullets: sergeHi benginHi
ghostvalv: lrrAWESOME
t3h_f1gm3nt: its the what they want to do after is the issue
Rhynerd: Hi Dale, Kathleen, Jacob, and Beej!
corianderd: BloodnBullets what happened to your treason star?
BloodnBullets: sergeFuse benginFuse
flatluigi: we saw a portrait of margaret i think? in the museum?
ninja_theory_ashrams: "that was in no way enjoyable" opposite day
t3h_f1gm3nt: isn't margaret-v the original "brenda" ?
t3h_f1gm3nt: or at least looked like the brendas?
BloodnBullets: @corianderd there was an accident between episodes
AdmiralMemo: H2G2
t3h_f1gm3nt: or am i not remembering correctly?
chesul: and traveling salesmen.
chimingfish: ah yes, the golgofrinchians
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Featherweight_: btw I made the dinobird art after after ep one.
AdmiralMemo: Kraken Dino!
silvalunae: oh god
Sarah_Serinde: Featherweight_ katesNice
flatluigi: kathleen had tentacles????
DiscordianTokkan: Kraken Nibbles!!
LoadingReadyRun: tentacle dino...
BloodnBullets: @corianderd this is BloodnBullets-R-NZS-2
coelopteryx: well forethought, featherweight!
Inkompetence: The competent people didn't blow up, they just sent the incompetent people away and stayed...then died from a disease from an unsanitized telephone.
Featherweight_: Tell featherweight.
RealGamerCow: So what was Kathleen so relieved about not getting?
silvalunae: where were the-- nvm
TemporallyAwry: Tentacle Nibbles - how very Simic.
AdmiralMemo: @Featherweight_ OK, so you know what to draw now
matufin0: nearly 4 dino
Rhynerd: So, Krakendino, birbdino, an Ira.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
t3h_f1gm3nt: RIP
Dog_of_Myth: OctoRaptor
tenthtechpriest: jacob is just mad he isn't the top dino anymore
Sarah_Serinde: tenthtechpriest Who says he isn't? :D
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
DiscordianTokkan: Dead zone!
snowcookies: and getting fined
Paranundrox: haha
maxx7575mtg: hey y'all
ContingentCat: sergeIntoTheSea
LazyC0Mmander: Man they usually don't do post game on stream
LazyC0Mmander: It's pretty nice
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
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ninja_theory_ashrams: Wi-Fi on barge, Wi-Fi on complex, no Wi-Fi between the two
AdmiralMemo: There's a parka that's still on a dead body in a box
Sarah_Serinde: This week we had a surprising amount of control over our equipment
snowcookies: #notthesame
t3h_f1gm3nt: nibbles wants HIS sniper rifle, dammit!
Megaparsec256: Or the sniper rifle might find you...
Sarah_Serinde: Welp, time to go back into the Underplex to retrieve that gun
Gekyouryuu: well, now that you've given Dale the ide
DiscordianTokkan: Heh
Despoiler98: Shut Up Jacob
Gekyouryuu: idea*
t3h_f1gm3nt: quit giving dale ideas :P
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
ninja_theory_ashrams: do not feed the Dale
MAPBoardgames: Remember: Dale is literal Satan
ThorSokar: Lets spend 20 extra minutes giving Dale Ideas, GOOD PLAN
BloodnBullets: you'd think Jacob hasnt played with Dale before.
TemporallyAwry: The version of you 4 that talked to Marget-V already, and have spent the last 6 sessions working on fixing things in the Underplex?
Sarah_Serinde: !advice
LRRbot: Tell Dale.
RealGamerCow: Oh, Jacob doesn't fully grasp the "Dale will use everythign you say against you"
mLorange: Perfect Storm of Cards! Best episode!
t3h_f1gm3nt: dale is the master of the monkey's paw
DiscordianTokkan: Oh Dale
e_bloc: absolutely destroyed
snowcookies: pfft Dale
InkyGhoast: bodied
AdmiralMemo: You just got Daled!
snowcookies: yeah right Jacob
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Karfsma778: So long as it's not John MacAfee
TacitusVigil: Is he the crazy guy in South America?
MrPhlip: Honestly, John McAffee would fight right in,in this world
Sarah_Serinde: Gee what a funny coincindence that is
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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TacitusVigil: @Karfsma778 That's who I was thinking of ?D
DiscordianTokkan: The DEEP cut of the highlighted pucks
TacitusVigil: :D
Karfsma778: @TacitusVigil Yeah, MacAfee is the crazy one
Dog_of_Myth: *que Adam*
TacitusVigil: @Karfsma778 Crazy is an understatement.
Pheonix888: Wormwood gaming: The Seeds of Chaos
Clashandius: Woo! Obsidian Portal loves you guys!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
AdmiralMemo: YOU!
LRRbot: 2419 patrons for a total of $14,294.20 per month.
snowcookies: thank us
ghostvalv: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
snowcookies: da bits
Dog_of_Myth: We did this!
TacitusVigil: This two more times, then a new game of Beej: Legacy. lrrBEEJ
Juliamon: !subtember
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LazyC0Mmander: So one hour over the stream are we going to... oh wow that's professional
DiscordianTokkan: That's me!
Dog_of_Myth: That's you!
Sarah_Serinde: :D
flatluigi: timbits
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! Box of timbits!
AdmiralMemo: We love Friend Computer! End.
Sarah_Serinde: Dammit Jacob now I want Timbits
red_shoes_jeff: I love Friend Computer
theAngelsWeep subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months, currently on a 44 month streak!
theAngelsWeep: Welp, came in at the end, thanks for the show, time for the vod lrrHEART
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MAPBoardgames: spinaDonut spinaDonut spinaDonut
TacitusVigil: Delicious TimothyBitties...
umedark: @Sarah_Serinde timmies run?
red_shoes_jeff: The B I T S !
AdmiralMemo: THE BITS!
Sarah_Serinde: umedark It's 11pm and I need to go to bed very soon...
Feminine_Desires: TIMBITS. I need now.
BloodnBullets: gah Timbits are so cheap, the equivalent is depressingly more expensive here. lrrAWW
silvalunae: yes put the balls in your mouth
DarkMorford: GOTTEM
flatluigi: gottem
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
silvalunae: YES
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
AdmiralMemo: Gets 'em every time!
ghostvalv: gotten
Sarah_Serinde: Ian pls
silvalunae: ilu jacob lrrHEART
flatluigi: someone gift a sub to chubbybunny
silvalunae: chubby timbits?
ThePoshPanda: Timbits!1
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AdmiralMemo: I only JUST got the secondary joke in that one
silvalunae: NAMAMA
theAngelsWeep: I can't believe that Ian managed to make that understandable despite being muffled af
AdmiralMemo: Annette Funichello... A net full of jello (an unlikely proposition)
corianderd: nice catch
LazyC0Mmander: Would drfox be related to doctor bee by chance?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
azureHaights: 9 bits amongst 7 people, and chi with the other 7891
coelopteryx: ya goobers! good job
AdmiralMemo: Yes!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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AdmiralMemo: You got it!
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: Now Kiss?
Rhynerd: Now Kiss!
TacitusVigil: Oh wait, LRR does stuff with MtG? Kappa
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: It's all fancy
AdmiralMemo: Paul has updated it very well lately.
SajuukSjet: !live
LazyC0Mmander: I just go to the schedule page below the stream
aesir_blade: It looks like Alex is coming back for a lot more Blasphemous
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah, i'm super bummed i missed Live live
coelopteryx: paul is powerful
AdmiralMemo: lrrHEART Paul
ElementalAlchemist: Paul put work into that.
ElementalAlchemist: It's really good.
BloodnBullets: that calendar is amazing
Nigouki: yep, the /live site is lrrHEART
Feminine_Desires: Bai~!
ThorSokar: Thanks for the laughs
LazyC0Mmander: Bye
Rhynerd: Bye!
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
Rockario: It even has a cursor inicating the current time
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: Goodnight everyone!
Rhynerd: And the chaos.
lord_bry0n: bye
Rhynerd: And the dinosaurs.
mLorange: I actually use Schedule! It shows in my local time automagicly.
TacitusVigil: Okaybaaaaai lrrSPOOP
red_shoes_jeff: BUY!
corianderd: bye
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for the strema, have a good night everyone