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mercano82: Alternative stream title: Which key? DSKY!
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Scotblackbird: Oh right. Oh good lord.
kerbalized_: that's today?
silvalunae: do it for the entire stream you coward
zefinderus: OH hey it's mad cap'n Tom
mercano82: Ahoy!
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SquareDotCube: Don't you mean iPatch? Kappa
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Mox_Hagdorm: Hello all! So...what exactly IS the Open DSKY?
oyleslyck: open source version of the apollo guidance system
mercano82: It's a replica of the control panel for the Apollo Guidance Computer. (DiSplay and KeYboard)
Mox_Hagdorm: Nice!
BloodnBullets: do we have an orbiting overhead moonbase yet?
RealGamerCow: I'
RealGamerCow: I've seen this used as part of a Kerbal Space Program setup
fritobandeeto: nicee
kerbalized_: zero hesitation LUL
Mox_Hagdorm: To the MOON!
offbeatwitch: ian I was hoping to ask. what soldering iron is that?
Metalupis: horseshoes and hand grenades
mtvcdm: Soldering is famous for just asking you to be good enough.
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kerbalized_: KSP2 and Ian's controller :O
mercano82: The correct answer is Frank Sinatra's "Fly Me To the Moon."
Alness49: We don't need. But we do
thefileclerk: mak
kenkopin: " the firmware on my soldering iron" is possibly the geekiest sentence I have ever heard uttered unironically.
Mox_Hagdorm: I can't even. My soldering irons are relics, apparently.
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Anaerin: Less than 100 days to Christmas.
Metalupis: really shouldn't you have an Octoberfest for the season
DoodlestheGreat: Damn skippy, Ian.
DoktorNik subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months, currently on a 65 month streak!
DoktorNik: Yes, It's just Ian In a Dimly Lit Room! Best Birthday. EVER!
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Mox_Hagdorm: Winter is coming.
SilentOptimist: I'm having a Nut Brown Ale myself
Anaerin: It Not Perfect Spheroid.
ContingentCat: dang moon not being a perfect sphere
Neo_spoon: I love this story
niccus: yeah you pretty much can't have a stable, close orbit to the moon
Roadhog123: It's not even that it's non-spherical but that it has inconsistent density...
couldntpickausername: *gets shotgun* moon's haunted
Anaerin: Also: A harsh mistress, so I'm told.
mercano82: It's not a perfect egg shaped mass, either
Roadhog123: Anything not deliberately in a very wonky orbit to even them all out has de-orbited into the surface over time.
seenoham: To Haunt the Moon would be a great album name
DoodlestheGreat: Delicious, flaky moons. Serve with butter.
Metalupis: @DoodlestheGreat and blue cheese
Alness49: Moon's not a perfect sphere *grabs plane* Moon's not a perfect sphere!
ContingentCat: or just pins and slots
Neo_spoon: Thanks for the story Beej. Love such stories.
mercano82: "In pins" implies they're inputs.
niccus: there's a reason we just had two moon lander crashes
thefileclerk: basketball jones
kerbalized_: listen, the loosey goosey quotient is very important in astrophysics
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silvalunae: clip it, don't stick it
Nigouki: earth also has plenty of these "mass cons", add the constantly fluctuating atmosphere and all that wonderful perfect math used for orbital mechanics instead needs new modeling and simulations with constant observations to double check things are where you expect them to be
doormar: clip it, you nitwit
SilentOptimist: highlights are for those lovely contours
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Type_One___: Subway100 bonus10
thefileclerk: boutros boutros doggy
Diabore: i missed that stream, did ben say kevin?
offbeatwitch: extremely Ian response
Grevas13: adam savidog
SilentOptimist: Bentley is a good name for all dogs
Karfsma778: CORG
doormar: dream doggy
ContingentCat: Corgi named Elizabeth
Nigouki: Corgi name Ein Kappa
v_nome: Corgnelius
snowcookies: corgis are hunting dogs
kerbalized_: incorgito
Robot_Bones: My Corgi is named Wally CorgiDerp
Stoffern: Is the dogs name "100%"?
Juliamon: But tripod pups are great!
SilentOptimist: corgi mixes are so hillarious though...
mercano82: FIDO would match the Apollo theme.
ContingentCat: or just The Queen
doormar: if it's a corgi, needs to be named Ein
Robot_Bones: That's a good one
holidayMD: James Bond
Baldrash: This is no Zaku, boy!
Diabore: id love a husky
kerbalized_: I need to go rewatch Origin
fritobandeeto: I have a huskie SO MUCH HAIR ....worth it tho
Baldrash: I kinda want a Shiba Inu.
fritobandeeto: her name is freya
Nigouki: then Ian gets a secong corgi and names it Norris
Catastrophil: Oh man, now I want a dog so I can name it Garfunkel, and then call it Funk for short, then when I have friends over I can call him by singing "We want the funk"
mercano82: Is that spelled { or }?
ContingentCat: left curly brace or right curly brace?
Robot_Bones: it is a character from cave story
ContingentCat: or both {}
RTWarner: You can write PHP in emoji now
kerbalized_: wuht
BloodnBullets: chat? chill? never.
thefileclerk: lrrSIGNAL
legowest77: Huh Didn't know ian could code
offbeatwitch: i'm not sure if there are any right-to-left programming languages
Anaerin: Real coders don't comment their code - It was hard to write, it should be hard to read!
Karfsma778: If i recall correctly, it is
dexrollcritfail: it is
kitsunestudios: Bentley is the Rolls Royce of dog's names. Kappa
ContingentCat: What are the bird names?
SilentOptimist: for a moment there i was doubting my facts
thefileclerk: that is how they shave as well
kerbalized_: Ian codes as a full time job, doesn't he?
Juliamon: legowest77 To be fair, there's probably a LOT of things we don't know about Ian
niccus: APL and some bits of functional languages sort of read right-to-left, but more in word order than in character order
Nigouki: the Black Sea is where Jason and the Argonauts went, and that ended up being pretty witch-y
Juliamon: We learn a little more every day
Fruan: ! serving of Ian
ContingentCat: or is that the name for your...
thefileclerk: ian is sold at ikea
BloodnBullets: I am jacks shipping manifest
mtvcdm: Your father, the Manifest, the Bill of Materials, the Packing Slip, Triple H
Karfsma778: Great, now I need to make a WWE2K19 character for Ian named "the Packing Slip"
Tidomonkey: I am what I am.
Karfsma778: great
Catastrophil: Is it racing?
SilentOptimist: it's the beard?
thefileclerk: Ghost shirt!
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP noises
KodeMage: is ian having a stroke? I just got here
fritobandeeto: PowerUpL PowerUpR
Drasvin: lrrSPOOP lrrMATT
dweebert91: Ian beard?
kerbalized_: busted!
SilentOptimist: je q's
fritobandeeto: busted
Mysticman89: I hope mike consents.
shalyonse: I was teaching one of my employees how to solder today and we had to have the hot iron looks the same as cold iron conversation.
RealGamerCow: I am not used to that method of fluxing.
SilentOptimist: who needs soder when all of ti touches
offbeatwitch: everyone touches the hot part once
offbeatwitch: and then not again
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KodeMage: why no warning light beej?
SilentOptimist: like the hot oven light?
ContingentCat: well you only make that mistake once
Nigouki: too expensive? soldering irons are a mass use cheap tool
Mysticman89: thermochromic materials would be neat
RealGamerCow: Just git gud.
Anaerin: Thermochromic ink?
Driosenth: thermal changing compounds on hand tools don't last long
offbeatwitch: also Ian what soldering iron is that? i'm in the market for a compact one
SilentOptimist: leggy is sticking out!
RealGamerCow: lrrBEEJ
kerbalized_: Safety indicator? On MY soldering iron??
couldntpickausername: same reason glue guns don't have off switches
ContingentCat: health and safety gone mad
thefileclerk: it is easier and safer to not be dumb
LazyC0Mmander: Wow lots of assumptions there beej
fritobandeeto: nice Ian nice
SilentOptimist: BAD connection on that last chip!!!
The_Ninjurai: Or that every stove top is hot
ritchards: every rose has a thorn
KodeMage: onions? wtf?
thefileclerk: that sandwich thing leads to disappoint
starlitdiscord: yeet?
KodeMage: if it doesn't have onions?
Tidomonkey: Only if you don't lie about it.
SilentOptimist: and stand by my statement: THERE IS a leg of that chip not in its socket
Drasvin: A golden soldering iron powered by magic?
Driosenth: then the fairy comes back with tungsten soldering iron
fritobandeeto: a moistened bit will lob a scimitar at you!!
thefileclerk: directions unclear, soldering iron full of onions
Tidomonkey: If it's gold, it's magical.
ContingentCat: uhhh
SilentOptimist: i was talking about the plastic socket it fits in...
Driosenth: that looks good
Nigouki: the beard has finally reached the mic though
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SilentOptimist: one of the legs was sticking out
KodeMage: aha!
ContingentCat: whoops
KodeMage: chat: always right!
kerbalized_: Stanky leg
NathanJay_GA: !listen
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SilentOptimist: lrrFINE
couldntpickausername: are we talking Steven Universe
RealGamerCow: I'm guessing they are talking Steven Universe?
starlitdiscord: isnt steven universe specifically not over?
Nigouki: lol
mysticsage1: there is another season
couldntpickausername: they've said it's not over
SilentOptimist: amazing movie! like to see it eventually
Nigouki: production order is always best order
Robot_Bones: Can't skip Cheeseburger back packj!
couldntpickausername: Steven Universe is really short episodes. just watch
KodeMage: another season of what?
Brok3nGol3m: Ducktales has been great
plummeting_sloth: want to watch LRR streams? Please go back and watch Season 1 sketchs
Brok3nGol3m: @KodeMage Steven Universe
Brok3nGol3m: @KodeMage i think
SilentOptimist: Onion is Onion
starlitdiscord: yesssss more onion lore
SilentOptimist: waht more do you need
Juliamon: Disagree, Onion is just Onion and that's fine
silvalunae: onion is another alien hybrid
mercano82: Another fraking remake
KodeMage: @Brok3nGol3m Ah, yes, I've heard about that from Binging with Babish making bagel sandwiches.
mysticsage1: they have mentioned more jasper in the next season in an ama through being coy about it
Nigouki: i believe they said "not a reboot", but they always say that
ContingentCat: I'm really behind on steven universe I should really catch up on that, but I just got into Yes Minister
RealGamerCow: They're thinking about an Office reboot, too.
Baldrash: Frak. The original remake wasn't edgy enough?
plummeting_sloth: Battlestar Galactica? Oh, they're making a sequel to Caprica?
cryomancer20x6: I want a remake of M.A.S.K.
KodeMage: and now I'm hungry for a bagel sandwich...
silvalunae: My headcannon/theory is onion and his family are vegi people like the watermelon stevens
lilyoswald: Steven universe is at it's heart an analogy about abuse and rejection and eventual acceptance by family. The question for season 6 is what is left to explore in that space
Thanimal: so what is LRR doing with a DSKY?
rrtycoon2: we already had Caprica...
Robot_Bones: People are in the mood to be edged Kappa
OmnipotentTrevor: Anyone see the Dark Crystal Age of Resistance yet?
Keab42: Battlestar Galactica 1980 was the best. They had flying motorbikes.
shalyonse: Like the last BSG they made I felt was near perfect and didn't age at all when I re-watched it.
offbeatwitch: trans icon? im here for that
mercano82: Her name is Dances with Wolves
cryomancer20x6: @OmnipotentTrevor It is really freakin' good
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couldntpickausername: can we get this with Derek's voice?
vincent_gearbat: Cylons are everywhere, just like real life.
couldntpickausername: can we get Beej to summarize BSG as Derek?
SilentOptimist: and 2nd and 3rd generations Cylons...
KodeMage: @OmnipotentTrevor Yeah, it's pretty great. My brother in law is into puppetry so he has lots to say about it
starlitdiscord: yes please!
vincent_gearbat: Space Hair-rier?
SilentOptimist: Hairriers
Keab42: I'm 100% here for flying moustaches
Nigouki: LoadingReadyRun the space show where the dude is the armed forces commander and the wife is the mayor mustering the civilians is Macross 7 Kappa
NathanJay_GA: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
kitsunestudios: Only line I can remember from Battlestar Galactica was Apollo incredulous that people were protesting "Clean nuclear power"
mercano82: Laura Roslin is played by Mary McDonnell
OmnipotentTrevor: cryomancer20x6, yeah it got me to rewatch the movie. Turns out I didn't remember anything about the Dark Crystal at all.
kitsunestudios: Galactica 1980 that is
couldntpickausername: President Laura Rosalind is the First Lady in Independence Day, guess she got promoted
Molladia: Can we get a “West wing” set in space?
plummeting_sloth: I just hope Edward JAmes Olmos isn't involved, just so he stays available for a LRR sketch and finally bringing a close that massive long running joke
RealGamerCow: I had a *huge* crush on Gabrielle.
Driosenth: I want more Farscape!
Impromptuu: Were they not?
kitsunestudios: Frell yeah!
lilyoswald: I want it
couldntpickausername: I wouldn't mind a highlander remake
Keab42: Don't reboot it. Just pick up a new series now. Lucy Lawless is still in shape.
ContingentCat: "best friend"
Tidomonkey: Can we get regular The West Wing back?
silvalunae: Matt lrrHEART
Karfsma778: Not DATING, but they ARE fucking
SilentOptimist: Best Friend Wedding!
starlitdiscord: """best friend"""
DiscordianTokkan: "They're not dating, they're, uh, cousins"
KodeMage: Friends with Benifits
couldntpickausername: just gals being pals
NonjaBiru: "just gals being pals"
KodeMage: It's like referring to your live in SO as your "roommate".
mysticsage1: I need more murder she wrote
Aarek: sergeIntoTheSea
Keab42: The new She-Ra got categorised as "gal pals" on Netflix...
itomeshi: That... that was a weird thing to tune in to
plummeting_sloth: no no, see it's a modern remake and Xena now works for Amazon to make her still an Amazonia
cryomancer20x6: Ah, the rise and fall of Kevin Sorbo....
LadyAiluros: Sorbo is kind of weird now
Rockario: But how much is that like saying that She-Ra needed He-Man?
vincent_gearbat: Nobody likes Sorbo anymore, turns out he's not a great guy
couldntpickausername: @LadyAiluros and by weird you mean bigoted....
cryomancer20x6: @vincent_gearbat Yep, Sorbo is a piece of human garbage
plummeting_sloth: nah, it just comes after the part in the majority of Hecules story when he dies
LazyC0Mmander: Aren't the ewoks comming back?
Tidomonkey: She-woman?
ContingentCat: because She-woman doesn't sound good
rrtycoon2: he lad and she lass
LadyAiluros: The 80's were weird
DoodlestheGreat: It's simple: Mattel's marketing department didn't like the name.
SamanthaVess: She-Ra and He-Ro
ContingentCat: two syllables is enough
OmnipotentTrevor: so one has the triforce of power, the other the triforce of courage?
plummeting_sloth: but what about no hypen. Shoman
Juliamon: She-ra is confident enough in her gender that she doesn't need to specify twice.
vincent_gearbat: She-Woman turns into a lady during the full moon?
VanFlicke: what about Ho-Ra?
SamanthaVess: Kevin Smith is making a He-Man for Netflix, right?
VanFlicke: as in the marines, Hoo-Ra
thefileclerk: wum-bo
vincent_gearbat: I like the idea of having a He-Ra
cryomancer20x6: Beej, there is a current She-Ra going on Netflix.
FITorion: he ray
plummeting_sloth: He-ha
NathanJay_GA: Is the pronunciation of "Man" like a suffix to a family name, as in "M'n"?
niccus: que she-ra, she-ra
RealGamerCow: he larry he curly he moe.
LazyC0Mmander: God damn it Beej it was pretty obvious
LadyAiluros: He'
offbeatwitch: HIMDUDE
Nigouki: He-meh, just plain meh
Tidomonkey: He-ro
LadyAiluros: He is ... blood?
rrtycoon2: he mo globin
ZtoneJonez: Sounds blood type-ish
Keab42: Him-bo
lilyoswald: Himbo?
starlitdiscord: he is blood
plummeting_sloth: She-Ra and Dude-bro
SquareDotCube: Hemo sounds like Prince Adam has a blood fetish
vincent_gearbat: Himdude guards the rainbow bridge in Asgard
ContingentCat: I hope since everyone's expecting he-man to show up at some point they just don't
SajuukSjet: too close to himbo :D
Morrigan9: bro look, it's Himdude
DiscordianTokkan: She-Ra, He-Set?
Tidomonkey: More on the nose that He-Man?
Robot_Bones: He-mo fits the B-MO naming pattern
Rockario: I like it being a three-letter word with a two-letter word, for the rhythm
lilyoswald: Just do Hiro
DoodlestheGreat: Being too on-the-nose isn't necessarily a problem for toy manufacturers.
SilentOptimist: He-gloo
plummeting_sloth: nah, that's the We-Work guy
Aarek: Him-bro?
plummeting_sloth: She-ra's countrified cousin, Jim-Bo
Baldrash: She-Ra could also just be a take on the Hebrew name Shira. :P
Rockario: Isn't there already a him-bo in the new She-Ra? Kappa
vincent_gearbat: I feel like ALL of these variants need to be created as He-Man spinoff characters
mysticsage1: that is literally what the netflix series on how these toys were made said it happened with she ra. A bunch of men sitting in a boardroom having drinks.
cryomancer20x6: If I had the skills, I'd do the world a favor and edit Orco out completely
SajuukSjet: oh gods no, they don't need _another_ cinematic universe :D
SilentOptimist: Vince McMan?
Tidomonkey: Hawkgirl?
SquareDotCube: She-ra is more a shiba inu name
NathanJay_GA: Go Shira!
shea_wolfe: Oh Tadakichisan, so smart
plummeting_sloth: Fur-Ra
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DarkMorford: AzuDai was so good. I should re-read/watch it at some point.
cheshire_creeper: Not a day goes by that I don't ask myself that same question.
lilyoswald: Bow really wears a himbo outfit too
lilyoswald: like that crop top
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SilentOptimist: counter-clockwise in a perfectly rectilinear fashion
Micsig: Just NASA things?
ritchards: how far along in this build are we? (rough %)
thefileclerk: oof.
Keab42: It's a problem for future Ian.
mercano82: If they have a decimal point, there is an eighth light.
korvys: Hey Ian and Beej, as resident japanophiles, are either of you fans of sumo?
Keab42: Is Ian using clear nail polish?
ContingentCat: flux
korvys: Flux, I assume
cryomancer20x6: Likely a different tip. The soldering tip makes a huge difference
LoadingReadyRun: @korvys I think sumo is neat. I don;t follow it at all.
LazyC0Mmander: Oh god damn it that's how you use a sodering iron
thefileclerk: is it weird that seeing "japanophile" is weirder than weeb nowadays?
korvys: Yeah... I was going to use weeb, but I felt like that was more... anime
NathanJay_GA: like a chisel
ContingentCat: wow that is a big difference
Keab42: I wish I could solder as neatly as Ian.
korvys: Though there is a sumo anime...
SilentOptimist: pretty sure it exists
RealGamerCow: Is that available on Crunchyroll?
plummeting_sloth: please don't store flux in your butt
NathanJay_GA: dammit, Matt!
thefileclerk: giant anime sumo titties
lilyoswald: a buttload is an imperial measurement, right?
Dix: lsvHi everyone
SilentOptimist: just wait for the board to cool down?
thefileclerk: @lilyoswald technically yes
Baldrash: Of course, how else would there be metric buttloads?
Scotblackbird: I mean, it's 126 gallons, right?
thefileclerk: @lilyoswald butteload
Metalupis: hey Dix
Scotblackbird: A butt being two hogsheads, and a hogshead being 63?
lilyoswald: that is one of my favorite facts
Scotblackbird: Same.
jarbasaur: the butt-ton is the metric of the buttload
thefileclerk: and barrel measurements change depending on contents
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korvys: People were asking about Butts - They're 500 litres
Driosenth: Megaliter is not a volume one gets to use that often
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Laogeodritt: Hello, y'all~
thefileclerk: something something prime minister
thefileclerk: do canadians messure distance by time like americans?
cryomancer20x6: I really prefer imperial distances. Base 12 ftw
cheshire_creeper: Speed is also the terminology for the skill level of a Billiard's player
asddsa28: or if your talking space
Morrigan9: i'm under the impression that canada, like england, says they're metric but in practice it's both
korvys: I end up thinking in Imperial a lot, because I DM D&D, and everything is measured in Feet
korvys: (despite living in metric Australia)
spiffinn: i feel like you could dm in meters, with a 1 m grid
Rockario: I have this weird thing where I almost always think of travelling distances in terms of time
Karfsma778: I LIKE cars, but goddamn they're too expensive
korvys: Feet is easy - 10 feet is a story, so 50 feet is 5 stories
korvys: (like on a building)
spiffinn: true enough
korvys: Everything in DnD is in 5 foot blocks though
cryomancer20x6: However, the D&D square is 5 feet and is even larger
plummeting_sloth: ah, now I want the whole story on the length of stories
SajuukSjet: 1.5m^2 is just about 5ft^2
thefileclerk: @korvys my god
Metalupis: #teamchaos
cryomancer20x6: Hex for wilderness, squares for buildings
thefileclerk: the stories!
Driosenth: better for movement, worse for mapping
ContingentCat: how about nonagons?
Nigouki: it's great for witches and hexing people Kappa
kerbalized_: I saw that pic. made me remember when my abyssal bloodrager got mutated and gained long reach.... 10' arms O.o
ContingentCat: or unless you're a bee
korvys: @thefileclerk Oh, yeah, it made it much easier to picture a 20-foot ceiling, etc.
Nigouki: yurt still counts as wilderness, it's basically the ancient RV
thefileclerk: i want to live in yurttown
Driosenth: for what, tiny sphere planets?
couldntpickausername: triangular battlemap only
plummeting_sloth: have a soccer ball world where your world map is alternating pentagons and hexagons
spiffinn: i mean the minecraft grid is in meters, which makes more sense than 5 ft
thefileclerk: imperial is made for construction
Nigouki: the only solution is for Canada to invade the US
ContingentCat: GASP
thefileclerk: imperial only makes sense in construction
DoodlestheGreat: Good for you, Beej!
Driosenth: I want A4 engineering paper.
Dix: Heh
kerbalized_: @nigouki plz rescue us
Dix: Ian got it
Driosenth: in metric
korvys: Did you know that Balsa is botanically a Hardwood?
plummeting_sloth: your primary exports... maths
Metalupis: well, other federal employee here, also sorry
Brok3nGol3m: guyjudgeWood
starlitdiscord: wait... paper?
DiscordianTokkan: The drafting place I worked for used Metric for a lot of stuff. A LOT of blueprint pages are A1 or A2.
BadAtStuff: Could be worse. You could be trapped using a type of paper that, as far as I can tell, ONLY is used in one industry.
ContingentCat: it's like how our cooking instructions are always in F. unless we break away from the US physically they're going to effect our stuff
mercano82: I blame the pirates that sank the ship that was carrying the reference meter and kilogram that Thomas Jefferson ordered from France to evaluate the metric system.
DiscordianTokkan: (And we used Metric And Imperial for building measurements, depending on the client)
Morrigan9: there were "lumbar wars" in northern maine a long time ago
cryomancer20x6: I'm a machinist by trade and I greatly prefer the imperial measurement for what I do, though I am comfortable in both. The thing is factional math is just faster than decimal, and all the standard rules of thumb are imperial
couldntpickausername: god I wish Air Farce was available to watch
spiffinn: do tenths of inches really make sense?
couldntpickausername: and the good Air Farce with the original 4
SilentOptimist: mine was Loi 101
Nigouki: kerbalized_ we might need our own rescuing depending on how our federal election goes next month....
asddsa28: nooo im not a fain
Dix: Thanks GBBO
SilentOptimist: I didn't know about the Air Farce until I was 14
Metalupis: and Good Eats
RealGamerCow: And you can measure in one bowl! No more cup measures
Karfsma778: Sure
korvys: Someone tell J Kenji Lopez-Alt, please
Karfsma778: But I don't have a SCALE
Laogeodritt: Ian, re: 5 foot squares and combat, in kendō the "normal" distance for an opponent you're sparring against is a little less than two sword lengths, or ~2m
plummeting_sloth: I got my kitchen scale from my lab surplus, so grams for me
DoodlestheGreat: People don't understand that the same mass can have many different volumes.
Driosenth: just give everything in m/s
thefileclerk: @karfsma778 a plastic cooking scale is like 5 bucks
Baldrash: A decent kitchen scale costs $15. A worthwhile investment.
ContingentCat: yeah measuring in weight makes a big difference, I think Basics with babbish did a side by side of meausring with mass and weight
SilentOptimist: In the UK they still use the weight measurement of Stones
asddsa28: omg i would love that
SilentOptimist: I weigh about 6 Stones
thefileclerk: stone = 12lbs right?
Metalupis: ramakins are great
Anaerin: Fortunately, Canadian Cups are actually Metric - 1 cup = 250ml
plummeting_sloth: flat bottomed spoons make the rockin' world go round
eSeamus: Flat bottom spoons make the cookin' world go 'round
asddsa28: see its a bad idea
RealGamerCow: Just use shot glasses if you need small prep bowls.
starlitdiscord: i mean, with liquids measuring by volume should be fairly consistent
plummeting_sloth: how much beer do I have? one, two, many!
starlitdiscord: solids tho...
Driosenth: if you are draining a glass, it is half empty. If you are filling a glass, it is half fulf
Anaerin: Unfortunately, Americans and Canadians measure dry goods by volume, not by weight. So you'll have 20 fluid ounces of flour.
Laogeodritt: I have a large collection of ramakins for preparing or weighing out small quantities of ingredients.
Mewr11: can confirm. Eyeballs are bad
Karfsma778: @thefileclerk sure. if they sold them near me. also, I'd spend waaaay too much time being precise with it and spending like 10 minutes measuring things and trying to get it exact and never actually get anything cooked
plummeting_sloth: god, I just imagine a stingy bartender dispensing a shot by weight in grams
thefileclerk: light measurement is weird. candles, lumens, and then you get the light for plants measurements which is micromoles
ContingentCat: I rarely cook exactly enough to bother measuring, it's just a few cloves of garlic, etc
spiffinn: a lot of food is sold by weight in the US
syrup1_gt: hey guys, just joined, whats going on?
SajuukSjet: LISA project hypu!
cryomancer20x6: @spiffinn It's hard to think of a food that is NOT sold by weight in the US
Anaerin: plummeting_sloth Fortunately, liquid density doesn't very that much.
Anaerin: *vary
plummeting_sloth: shit, I should start a bar where I measure out shots of liquor in moles
spiffinn: that was my point
Nigouki: it's not longer events, it's statistics!
Micsig: statistics
SajuukSjet: also, refinement of the instruments to detect smaller objects
thefileclerk: two neutron stars one black hole
cryomancer20x6: The thing that confuses me most about the metric system is specifically Australian nutrition labels. They make my brain hurt
chaostreader: We can figure out which ones are terrifying instead of just scary.
plummeting_sloth: God, I heard about that meager of two blackholes. So many layoffs. I feel bad for the familes
plummeting_sloth: damn you space capitalism!
Keab42: Gravitational lensing is such a cool phenomenon
ContingentCat: whoops
thefileclerk: with gravitational waves could you have a natural alacrube drive?
cryomancer20x6: You need one of those solder suction tools
Nigouki: unintentionally filled holes, i've seen that doujin
cryomancer20x6: Takes care of that problem real quick
chaostreader: Look it’s better than space communism. Sharing of neutrons leads to a lot of problems.
dyvion: @cryomancer20x6 I've never found them to be very effective
thefileclerk: space compressing and expanding
cryomancer20x6: I've had a different experience
Keab42: Wasn't Ian using one of those for desoldering last time?
plummeting_sloth: man, this stream sucks
Keab42: Ever forward to the sucking part.
rrtycoon2: it's an easy sucker to deal with, at least
chaostreader: @keab42 I believe so. I can’t remember how he thought of it. Good or bad.
ContingentCat: *knock on wood*
Keab42: Best mugs are the Star Trek tumble-not mugs
Dix: I got one of those Yeti Rambler cups as a wedding gift and holy heck they're amazing. I was pleasantly surprised how hot it kept tea for a long time
chaostreader: Kathleen has her horrible women mug.
Driosenth: Man, I had that exact solder sucker and hated it. It never a tight seal in the barrel. I finally found one that not only had a tight seal but a silicon tube to better seal around the soldered pin.
shurtal: UUUU.f.o.
Baldrash: Whatever happened to that beer tube from Garagellenium, anyway?
ContingentCat: Thoe garagalenium bits are so good
thefileclerk: @dix I have a stainless steel bottle that I love because it cools coffee of real fast
Metalupis: i have a tervis water bottle that i use for most things
Keab42: Does the kegerator still see use?
plummeting_sloth: oh, I have some greenware containers that have done well to cut down on the goey-fication of vegies
thefileclerk: @keab42 last i heard it broke
lilyoswald: can you give that in mass ian?
eSeamus: I kept a pen as a trophy after running the ink reservoir completely dry.
Rockario: I just had to throw away a full (minus two slices) loaf of bread andd it felt SO BAD
aerohydra: how many hands
cryomancer20x6: 131 feet approximately
plummeting_sloth: can you measure your floss in angstroms please
mercano82: What's that in grams?
starlitdiscord: in angstroms???
AzureShok: whaa?
thefileclerk: shoes are measured in barleycorns
ContingentCat: 300 hamsters long
starlitdiscord: please dont measure floss in angstroms
cryomancer20x6: How many parsecs?
Metalupis: whats that in hands?
AzureShok: Can we measure floss in RPHes?
Dix: GDI Horner
Mysticman89: anot to be confused with atomic units
ContingentCat: I basically only bother to floss around my dental implants because stuff can get under the crowns
Herbert_Erpaderp: Ten golds of floss please!
Metalupis: gold standard floss
NathanJay_GA: I'm in a position where I can't not floss. When I don't, it just feels wrong
shurtal: Robot NixoN!?!
AzureShok: Rods! Measure it in chains?
RealGamerCow: Don't use teflon floss, it doesn;t do anything to the plaque.
Mysticman89: incidentally, angstroms would be a sweet unit.
Karfsma778: a
thefileclerk: au au john madden john madden
DoodlestheGreat: No "Awoo"-ing allowed. ConcernDoge
plummeting_sloth: The most decadent Man flosses with gold floss. it doesn't work very well and is incredibly painful, but it is decident
AzureShok: Furlongs?
shurtal: "This floss brought to you by the great taste of CHARLESTON CHEW!"
NathanJay_GA: Proxabrushes are also really good
plummeting_sloth: brutalize your gums, to make them stronger
Metalupis: @AzureShok my favorite random speed, furlongs per fortnight
ZeroArcana: I measure everything in AUs, like pacing
thefileclerk: wait. what.
AzureShok: @Metalupis we had to convert lightyears to that that in Naval Nuke school
Juliamon: I, on the other hand, enjoy the scaling.
Mewr11: furlongs per fortnight is very good
Driosenth: Dental floss has an official length, the Decitex,
DoodlestheGreat: I like to use the Reach-style flosser, coupled with Soft-Picks.
Mewr11: My dentist always tells me to floss the tooth, not the gum
cryomancer20x6: The fathom would be good for floss
Anaerin: The American Dental association (and most others) no longer recommend flossing, because there's actually no benefit to it.
Mewr11: You're not trying to hack at your gum, you're trying to clean the tooth
kerbalized_: the big habit I learned was to keep a bag of floss sticks in my car. Floss in traffic on the way to work and on the way home
Metalupis: @AzureShok nice
thefileclerk: @anaerin i need citations
Laogeodritt: As far as things stuck in between teeth, I've generally found I have to pull out at like a 45 degree angle to get stuff out. Not sawing, but not just pulling out against one tooth.
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Styglian: I always found flossing really difficult until I got a water-flosser, now I can actually do it regularly
plummeting_sloth: sounds like a lot by that mysterious cabal of 5th dentists that never agree with the 4 others
cryomancer20x6: Here's what the ADA says on flossing:
thefileclerk: now i need a citation that it causes gum growth
niccus: does ADA have a stance on flossing, the dance
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Mewr11: I can also provide anecdotal evidence as well, to the same degree as Beej's so, ya know, the plural of anecdote is data, right?
plummeting_sloth: Flossing: 4 out of 5 dentists agree... it only works for Beej
couldntpickausername: oh, the depth meter.... so I had a tooth with an odd shaped that left an open area and he measured it, it was a depth of 8 and it was the most painful experience of my life
Mewr11: (Note: The plural of anecdote is NOT data)
Metalupis: the plural of anecdote is data
Kerrisis: Correlation doesn't equal causation...
Laogeodritt: Oh wow, Ars Technica. I forgot about that site. D=
couldntpickausername: and then he rechecked his measurement
Keab42: 5 out of 5 dentists agree that the human mouth is poorly designed.
KodeMage: boomers
thefileclerk: @keab42 JUST SHOVE MORE TEETH IN THERE
silenceaux: People of the Hock. ey.
NathanJay_GA: Is that like the Sea People?
Laogeodritt: @Keab42 I really hope they remove wisdom teeth in the next genome update. They shrunk our mouths and totally forgot to adjust the teeth to fit. =\
plummeting_sloth: it's 2019, you just can't call someone a hockeyperson
TrophyBuck: @keab42 as do 5 out of 5 non-dentists
thefileclerk: teeth.
Karfsma778: IAN NO
Anaerin: From what I can see, the main sources for the claim that flossing improves gum health come from a) and b) - Please apply a Mortons Salt Company storage warehouse.
chaostreader: TEETH?
Driosenth: BIG DENTAL
plummeting_sloth: DENTISTS HATE HER
Eklinaar: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TrophyBuck: TEETH
planeswalkagogo: TEETH TEETH TEETH
KodeMage: figuring out the side effects of alzheimer's meds must have been tough
DoodlestheGreat: It's a man's life in the British Dental Association!
mysticsage1: Big teeth is always watching
ContingentCat: no it's just the big dental implant industry that keeps that stuff down
Stoffern: Stronger, Better, Faster?
NathanJay_GA had six wisdom teeth
Keab42: wheelerDrTeeth
chaostreader: We’ve kind of started a chant!
asddsa28: good on them
plummeting_sloth: Childlessness: A plot against Big Dental
KodeMage: I mean, we've all heard of /r/childfree right?
ContingentCat: well yeah
Herbert_Erpaderp: Yeah. Good on them!
silenceaux: I'm given to understand a big part of dentistry is getting people to willingly visit you
chaostreader: @nathanjay_ga How many do you have now?
Eklinaar: I'm not having children regardless.
asddsa28: who has the $ for a kid anyway
cryomancer20x6: So has Japan been doing that inadvertently?
NathanJay_GA: @chaostreader 15 Kappa
Karfsma778: Sure, but if you do that, only the people who don't believe in climate change will have kids
silenceaux: creepy
Kerrisis: Well, THE most environmentally unfriendly thing you can do is create a child...
KodeMage: @Eklinaar agreed, kids are icky
kerbalized_: I mean, it turns out having a kid is pretty hard
Herbert_Erpaderp: I wish I had the $ for a kid. I still wouldn't have one...
mercano82: !adult
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ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
thefileclerk: clip!
silvalunae: too far
DiscordianTokkan: hahaha
TrophyBuck: I don't like this anime
plummeting_sloth: that might as well be a plot point in Succession
Keab42: And we're back to that factory that exploded...
Anaerin: In money, or stolen semen?
thefileclerk: can someone clip that horrifying comment
ContingentCat: Oh no I absolutely think there's people willing to do that
tim19862: he has a point though, speaking of distopian futures
couldntpickausername: "swimming in it" the debt or the semen?
ContingentCat: yes
KodeMage: oh, yeah it's true
plummeting_sloth: Someone really should stab Peter Thiel in the heart with a stake, just to be sure
Metalupis: thanks, i'll stick with just having cats
KodeMage: they shut down a company doing that in NYC
Anaerin: It's been debunked, but that isn't going to stop them doing it.
badpandabear: The blood of the youth thing is debunked, but that doesn't mean desperate billionaires don't still believe it
cryomancer20x6: Blood of the youth has been debunked, but eating the heart of your enemies is still up for debate.
ContingentCat: Yes Matt because reason has always been in the drivers seat on the young blood idea
planeswalkagogo: damn it Ian
Herbert_Erpaderp: Fur babies best babies
teavian: Puma man!
kerbalized_: fill me with the blood of cats!
Karfsma778: No, Ian, you'll just become DEAD
Mewr11: @cryomancer20x6 you are amazing
TrophyBuck: this kills the Ian
SquareDotCube: "You got feline herpes instead"
Rockario: If transfusing or eating animals made you more like them in any way, us furries would know about it
thefileclerk: also
KodeMage: $8,000 a liter for teenager blood
Driosenth: also, not jame bond
plummeting_sloth: um... I mean, it doesn't have James Bond, so it's a pretty bad James Bond movie in that regard
RealGamerCow: Chat, if you haven't watched Movies with Mikey's James Bond video, please do so.
cryomancer20x6: @plummeting_sloth It is James Bond ajdacent
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thefileclerk: @kodemage that seems less than i expected
asddsa28: yes it is
NathanJay_GA: If I were younger and a charlatan, I think I might have sold my blood to rich people
Metalupis: yeah, toner sucks
cryomancer20x6: Printer ink is $27,000 USD per gallon
plummeting_sloth: "So speaking of Blood Transfusions, on the next TTSF"
ContingentCat: yeah by far
cryomancer20x6: Most expensive liquid in the world
TrophyBuck: wow that makes me sad
asddsa28: printer inc should be regulated
Karfsma778: Printer ink is STUPID expensive
The_Passerby: Why does it not let me leave a sub message?
KodeMage: @thefileclerk human life is cheap in this dystopia
The_Passerby: T_T
Anaerin: About the only thing more expensive than Printer Ink is prizewinning racehorse semen.
Mewr11: To be fair, humans naturally produce lots of blood each year, whereas humans artificially produce a constrained amount of ink each year.
plummeting_sloth: I believe teh only liquid more expensive thank printer ink is prize racehorse semen
kerbalized_: wooooooooow wtf
cryomancer20x6: You can reset those chips
TrophyBuck: obviously we should print in blood
DiscordianTokkan: Goddammit HP
lilyoswald: What the fuck
ContingentCat: katesWa katesOw
The_Passerby: My sub message was eaten
The_Passerby: T_T
asddsa28: laws need to be in place for the inc ishue
The_Passerby: Oh well.
Herbert_Erpaderp: I wasn't going to subscribe to that, but now I definitely won't
thefileclerk: rember the jucerio?
SajuukSjet: Network printer hells
cryomancer20x6: Everyone watch this video!
RTWarner: I love my lazer
Anaerin: Laogeodritt Yup. Your printer phones home when you're low and HP send you a new cart.
RTWarner: One toner cartridge has lasted me years
couldntpickausername: speaking as someone who sells printers, stop buying photo printerst o print documents
planeswalkagogo: refillable tanks are a thing
Driosenth: a jug of ink
thefileclerk: what about solid wax printers?
thefileclerk: YEAH WAX!
plummeting_sloth: ah, remember movable type, fam?
ContingentCat: wax?
NathanJay_GA: aren't printers loss leaders, just to sell ink?
kerbalized_: you know what works real well? using the color printer at work
couldntpickausername: we use those at work
cryomancer20x6: @NathanJay_GA Yes they are
kerbalized_: they print so pretty too
Keab42: I miss the old dot matrix printers with their ribbons.
Anaerin: They have that built into the printers now, and they're NOT that expensive: - $199.99CAD
maxx7575mtg: Hey Beej and Ian
TrophyBuck: @kerbalized_ the winning move is not to play
cryomancer20x6: I miss having a giant plotter for blueprints around
Anaerin: cryomancer20x6 Get yourself an Axidraw.
RealGamerCow: I'm sorry, 8x10?
RealGamerCow: Oh, art.
Laogeodritt: Even colour laser printers are pretty affordable, comparatively speaking. $300-500 printer, and $300 of toner has lasted me five years already
asddsa28: 1000
Laogeodritt: it's like 30c/page in colour
asddsa28: what
couldntpickausername: are we paying price is right now?
mercano82: By Price is Right rules, Matt wins.
Anaerin: 8x10 is scanner size, it'll print up to legal size.
Roland_Malius: I have an Epson ET for my business
couldntpickausername: don't forget to buy the easy care plan for the extra year guarantee
couldntpickausername works for staples
couldntpickausername: :P
FoxFyr: I spent about that much to mod my epson with an aftermarket tank system
plummeting_sloth: oooh, I was about to say that would be really dumb otherwise
thefileclerk: if we are doing job lines, WATER YOU TREES
Karfsma778: FUCK
Nigouki: you can start printing coupons for regular printer ink cartriges!
Keab42: It does seem so wasteful to just buy a new printer every time the ink runs out, but it's definitely cheaper.
kitsunestudios: CHromate
kerbalized_: I wanna see one that just has a gallon jug on the side
Metalupis: crushed beatles
plummeting_sloth: depends on the form of cupper
plummeting_sloth: er, copper
Simonark: In greek myth, consuming ambrosia turned your blood to ichor, and yellow?
thefileclerk: greenish copper
Rockario: You could probably fudge scanning a document right? because of margins?
thefileclerk: @anaerin that aint bad
FoxFyr: The problem with that price range is that the archival quality of those inks is questionable
ContingentCat: oh wow I'd think the refills would be where they really get you
Dix: i use plotters at work soemtimes
FoxFyr: but its still all pretty bleeding edge regardless
thefileclerk: how many pages
Anaerin: Doesn't say, but it's 4,000 pages.
eSeamus: 3 picolitres
Driosenth: ah, vector plotters, I miss them and the smell of the velum
dweebert91: go on
cryomancer20x6: I used to have a 7' wide plotter for blueprints. I miss that thing
Simonark: And yet not enough bijou cut sapphires!
Keab42: That was one of my favourite things about uni. Going to the print shop and watching them print out your A1 poster.
SquareDotCube: So our skeletons are scared of us?
thefileclerk: @anaerin that is getting into laser printer territory
ContingentCat: plot twist: 1 page worth of ink for $17
Lord_Hosk: There is a skeleton, a zombie, and a ghost hiding inside you... RIGHT NOW
ZeroArcana: ah, so removing bones reduces anxiety
SajuukSjet: oooh, 7' prints?!? very nice!
lilyoswald: fun fact, the amount of skeletons inside a person is more than 100%
NathanJay_GA: @lord_hosk let them fight
mister_nibbles: the bottle holds 3.68 ounces and costs $12 for #664 black epson ink... where as the hp 63 cartridge is 3.84 ounces for $45.89 (
cryomancer20x6: @SajuukSjet Not really a print, it's a plot.... drawing with individual pens
Keab42: @lord_hosk are you sure? I can only find kindness inside of you.
chaostreader: “As we know, the anxiety is stored in the bones.” -Matt, just a second ago.
thefileclerk: @keab42 kindness is not structurally aound
lilyoswald: A person is actually made up of a zombie and a ghost, and a zombie is made up of a skeleton and a flesh suit
Rockario: Apply Ian pressure
Keab42: @thefileclerk Who am I to pass comment on @lord_hosk's choice of materials.
Nigouki: wait, so when you die first the ghost leaves you, then you have a zombie and only after the flesh rots away you have a skeleton. so you produce two creatures in the end, with one of them having a temporary phase
chaostreader: Technically you are the brain. So you are inside the zombie, inside the skeleton.
Lord_Hosk: Did he say even pressure or ian pressure
Nigouki: this does explain the mass of dead/undead enemies in most video games
Metalupis: @Lord_Hosk yes
lilyoswald: Yes, from a necromancy perspective humans are actually the larval phase of your common adult skeleton
Rockario: @Lord_Hosk he said even, but we all know he meant Ian
Keab42: Is Matt going to play it on Now Kiss?
thefileclerk: i want that.
Rockario: Cashing in on the queer community *has* to be part of it
DoodlestheGreat: KFC? Did you hear about Chicken & Donuts?
silvalunae: I prefer wendy's
chaostreader: They made a Cheetos sandwich. KFC has no oversight. They will do anything.
Micsig: they have both
planeswalkagogo: Wendy's: Spicy Hot Takes!
plummeting_sloth: they have a spicy and a not spicy
mister_nibbles: I don't know anything about Popeye's really but I'm sure I like them better than chikfila
Karfsma778: It got mentioned
cryomancer20x6: It has Louisiana hot sauce under the breading at PopEye's
Metalupis: @DoodlestheGreat if you want that but good, come to Minneapolis and eat at the Hi-Lo Diner
Lord_Hosk: Pride month, AKA the three days when we as a corporation say "Hey gays buy our stuff" Im not cynical
silvalunae: did we forget about the double down?
lilyoswald: Ok, you know what would be messed up, a necromancer that raises humans specifically to slaughter for their skeletons
lilyoswald: I should make that part of the game I am running
silvalunae: and the /hotdog/ double down, that was sold /in the usa/
bunkbuns: kfc's mountain dew flavor is pretty good
plummeting_sloth: welcome to Munch Squad everybody, now lets talk about putting frito's on everything
Baldrash: The Double Down was a decade ago. Of course we forgot.
thefileclerk: fast food is just paying for the suffering of workers
cryomancer20x6: Oh man I miss having an A&W around. That rootbeer straight from their fountains is amazing
holidayMD: The Cheetos sandwich commercial has kids wishing for a co-branded flavor
Keab42: Better than Delta. Why join a union when you could buy an Xbox instead?
FoxFyr: Its super illegal in america
Lord_Hosk: There is a very thin line.
kerbalized_: yup, but they still get super sneaky about how they do it
RebekahWSD: I worked at Walmart for a winter season once, and one entire day of training was "hello, here is why unions are bad" videos
Anaerin: I'm a real fan of UK Unions - It's illegal to run a "Union Shop", so you can't force anyone to have to join a union.
FoxFyr: @RebekahWSD same with Macy's
kerbalized_: like GM(?) canceled all the union strikers health insurance
lilyoswald: yes, it is illegal to prevent in America, but that is like "illegal" in the sense that they fire everyone who wants to for unrelated reasons.
cheshire_creeper: A&W is great
Keab42: Or Kickstarter apparently just firing anybody who mentions unionising
thefileclerk: @foxfyr is it? i though walmart has been doing that for yeara
Rockario: But if the organisers get fired for unrelated things, then *shrugs in loophole*
RebekahWSD: Walmart has indeed done this for years
lilyoswald: The best part in most of the USA you can fire anyone for any reasons that you do not have to specify, meaning these laws mean literally nothing
Driosenth: bend a single pin, clip it to size, repeat. Don't bend them all at once
Laogeodritt: Oh, you got a module that has pins pre-soldered in. That's unfortunate.
sjcTheos: just bend spacetime
FoxFyr: I mean, being a nihilist, If you're a megacorporation, you probably know how to bend and break the laws
RebekahWSD: You don't become a megacorp without knowing how to, FoxFyr
thefileclerk: @foxfyr we should break them.
sjcTheos: katesScared
thefileclerk: how do we go about nationalizing walmart?
Lord_Hosk: Most corporations who are strong union busters have very strict "two violation" or "three violation" policies in place, and everyone has a file of violations. But they dont actually fire people for them, unless they need an excuse then the file comes out of the drawer.
Anaerin: Don't you need pins in the other end, which it didn't appear to have?
sjcTheos: @thefileclerk more likely walmart becomes its own nation
NathanJay_GA: lrrFRUMP
thefileclerk: walmart taking over arkansas might be a win for arkansas
Dix: I get the reference
Metalupis: moonbase, we have a problem
sjcTheos: btw happy international talk like a pirate day ya landlubbers
Dix: That's what someone who would get angry would say
cuzuki: first reconguista in G movie comes out in November yeah?
Simonark: But is Steven Universe done now?
plummeting_sloth: sadly Krispy Kreme no long honors the free donut for talking like a pirate
silenceaux: Well done both of you
Simonark: Is the movie the end? I'm not sure.
thefileclerk: @simonark no.
Metalupis: King of the Hill, best anime ever
Dix: ellalator go down da hoooooooole
Laogeodritt: Beej's noises are my noises rn. =X
voslan: Baby Muppets best anime.
thefileclerk: such a good interface
kenkopin: Can you run DOOM on it?
Solahwin_Tampramain: wait are we making a big ass phone?
Driosenth: Does anime have to be developed and animated in a Japan based studio? What if it was owned and operated by foreigners?
Metalupis: @Dix i get that reference
RealGamerCow: Amazon purchase made, Ian has a present coming next Mail Time.
plummeting_sloth: Whimsficiency!
Lord_Hosk: Next time on TTSF Ian keeps his solder in a flip top Kosher salt container.
plummeting_sloth: you heard it here folks, always respect orientation
Laogeodritt: @Driosenth That's a clear no on a technicality—a lot of anime is animated in Korea. (I know this isn't the interpreted you wanted, just thought this was relevant.)
plummeting_sloth: hmm... you might want to take that board back Ian. All the number displaces read 8. you're probably going to need other numbers than that
Simonark: Bewliderment Night at TGIF
plummeting_sloth: er, displays
FITorion: yes
cosarprime: It has.
mysticsage1: yes
Laogeodritt: euuuu, cooked foods sitting in a fridge for a week. D;
Qvdv: LUL
Lord_Hosk: What did the entrance fee cover?
Anaerin: Sitting in the fridge for over a week, demanding to become part of the decision-making process...
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Simonark: Does anyone remember Beer Fest?
KodeMage: some of my favorite camping experiences involve getting rained on
Anaerin: "Weld"?
chaostreader: Graham has his vlog videos.
Molladia: @loadingreadyrun Because Ian mentioned it. Will the garage sale thingy happen again?
couldntpickausername: they charge a cover for ribfest there?
couldntpickausername: our local ribfest you can just go in
KodeMage: Rain is not the worst thing that can happen at an event like ribfest.
Lord_Hosk: I have never seen a entrance fee for food festival before. Why did you have to pay to get into rib fest if you have to pay for everything IN rib fest?
KodeMage: @Lord_Hosk when they do that you usually get some tokens for food, kinda like a 2 drink minimum
DoodlestheGreat: I tend to prefer dry rub over sauces, anyway.
Laogeodritt: Always fluuuux!
Simonark: That parade coverage is one of my favorite things you have ever done as a troupe.
Stoffern: I want a LoadingReadyRun float in the next parade though
Lord_Hosk: the tea party parade was brilliant, especially the throwing back and forth after 10 seconds
KodeMage: what good is paul and his time machine then?
ritchards: why don't you just win the lottery? ;)
thefileclerk: I like what you do and appreciate you doing it.
silenceaux: I wish you could all have as much whimsy and freedom as your comedy does
Mysticman89: are you challenging chat?
KodeMage: yeah they do, the US buys your oil
RebekahWSD: You need a wealthy patron
Herbert_Erpaderp: I can give you an oily magnet. is that okay?
Simonark: There are a lot of oily magnates, is that the same?
Anaerin: Oil Magnate. Or Oil Magnet.
ritchards: an LRR Sugar Daddy?
Driosenth: find a lumber magnate
Ivalenz_: Fracking Magnate
SquirrelEarl: Magnate or lottery winner
KodeMage: you say that, you'd take his money
Anaerin: Wind Power? I mean, we have plenty of Wind in the Prairies...
SquareDotCube: Bill Gates? He seems pretty cool
RealGamerCow: The local roller derby league lost their rink, and I said "If I was a millionaire, that would definitely be a silly thing I would spend money on."
Anaerin: Don't short on GPS, it'd be a real bad return on your investment.
xCelticWolf: BOOO
Metalupis: its a good time for music
voslan: Indie Ian
Dix: Weird flex but ok
Fruan: Weird weird flex flex
Metalupis: weird flux
chaostreader: Horns the instrument, or horns the body part?
Brok3nGol3m: an Ian-curated episode of Brave New Faves would be great kathle3HEX
Metalupis: @Brok3nGol3m what would be
Metalupis: that would be
Lord_Hosk: 70K per person for pay plus insurance... 12 people? thats just like 850K a year for salaries utilities, rent, insurance, equipment what 1,200,000 a year for everyone thats nothing!
Molladia: If I won lotto I would drop an amount during the countdown at end of desert bus to keep going for another hour.
NathanJay_GA: I need to go back and watch the Desert Bus segment with Ian's mix CD
xCelticWolf: and a jail
chaostreader: @nathanjay_ga That was amazing.
Simonark: Do I think of that Columbo episode or Andy Daly?
Metalupis: i have a uncle who worked on the saturn 5 rocket around the time of gemini project, he has cool stories
KodeMage: Nah, they just use the freezer. They have to have a place for bodies but not a dedicated space.
voslan: Went on a cruise six months ago, did they have nothing but alcohol with a few soda's mixed in back in the 80"s
erloas: they say people dying is pretty regular on cruise ships
RealGamerCow: I thought Matt was going to say every cruise ship is a filthy disease-factory
KodeMage: They need a room that can be used as a jail, but not a dedicated space, it's often just a closet.
voslan: and did people just leave empty cups and plates laying around casue thats what they did on the one i was on
Simonark: Someone hum something!
erloas: it doesn't help that cruises are a lot more common for retired people
Simonark: If you want to play games and make good money in comfort, become a bridge pro on cruise ships. Seriously, they make a good living.
couldntpickausername: negative, if something is marked it's the negative
mercano82: I don't think speakers care about polarity; some times it'll have a positive potential and some times it'll be negitive.
Anaerin: Audio is an AC signal, so polarity isn't important, especially with just one speaker.
SilentOptimist: it says "hail satan" repeatadly if you do that
erloas: it can cause problems, but it is rare, at least until you get into the big ones
Cmdrlyneye: like when you put your headphones on backwards the the music is the wrong way round right?
NotCainNorAbel: One speaker polarity isn't much of an issue. Two speakers you want to match polarity.
delta__vee: ^
Lord_Hosk: My grandfather did wiring on the Mariner probes, he liked to say "I cut myself several times, sure we cleaned stuff but there is a chance my DNA is still orbiting the sun in TWO PLACES"
Metalupis: @Lord_Hosk nice
Lord_Hosk: Well they sterilized stuff several times before launch
Herbert_Erpaderp: Tastes better when it's baked
thefileclerk: isnt dna fairly stable?
Simonark: I married into a NASA family.. our house still has random charts and stuff in the basement, and things get brought out at family gatherings...
plummeting_sloth: You have to make sure it's a good bake
Driosenth: deep space, nobody cares
DarkMorford: One speaker generally won't care about polarity. It's when you get more than one - either in the same enclosure or separate ones - that you have to concern yourself with phase/polarity.
chaostreader: Weight is very precise when launching something into space.
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Metalupis: denatured?
FITorion: and the older stuff... would be less well cleansed.
DarkMorford: Not counting the weird ones that need a DC bias voltage, of course.
chaostreader: @thefileclerk Not when constantly bombarded with the sun’s radiation
Lord_Hosk: Thats awesome Simonark
SilentOptimist: Did we have a case for this bad boy? i forget
Dix: wow
Simonark: @Lord_Hosk He was apparently the head of the internal investigation as to what went wrong on Apollo 13.
xCelticWolf: Murdered
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Cmdrlyneye: Heyooo gott'em
DarkMorford: Or something like a 70V PA system, now that I think of it. But your standard 8-ohm single driver can most likely go in either way.
silvalunae: Beej "You murdered that man" Derry
Baldrash: Do it better.
chaostreader: !findquote better
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xCelticWolf: ew
DarkMorford: "Good enough"? Is it Sunday already? Kappa
Lord_Hosk: I just love that sure 12 people walked on the moon, 25? orbited the moon, but 80,000ish people put them there
Simonark: Phones are the LITERAL worst.
Baldrash: That feature RULES.
ContingentCat: oh wow
Baldrash: I've been using it since the public beta hits. My life is markedly better for it.
Simonark: A lot of robots make phone calls.
KodeMage: the medical industry still relies on phone calls and faxes, I hate it
GaleAria: LRR Beej call center
erloas: I made a call once
ContingentCat: I just stepped away to make a phone call and came back to a relivant moment
SilentOptimist: i want to put the automated calls on a robo-answer
Molladia: I’m on a call right now, but I work in an IT department call centre
Lord_Hosk: Sending an E-mail in the 1800s?
NathanJay_GA: It's like that telegram with "Fuck you Strong letter to follow"
Arky00: I damn near have a panic attack when I hear my phone ring
KodeMage: text messages have 100% replaced doorbells
Cmdrlyneye: I answer the phone now with "How dare you, how may i help you?"
FITorion: then my car Blu tooth pics it up... Driveing is When you should call me.
Lord_Hosk: KodeMage they have note
Herbert_Erpaderp: I only ever get calls when I am driving or in the shower or otherwise occupied. It's annoying
silenceaux: I honestly don't get people's fear of phone calls but eh
FITorion: I can't read texts while I'm driviing...
KodeMage: @Lord_Hosk who has what?
DarkMorford: Remember when we were kids, before Caller ID, when the phone rang and it was a literal footrace to see who could get the phone and answer it first?
DoodlestheGreat: I always tell folks "Send a text. It's easy and we don't play telephone tag that way."
Lord_Hosk: KodeMage Text Messages have not replaces doorbells.
ContingentCat: after being in a very different time zone I got my mom used to scheduling our calls
NotCainNorAbel: "today"
chaostreader: The Rock is Ground
NathanJay_GA: oh no
chaostreader: !findquote ground
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rrtycoon2: Oh, wow, I remember that catering disaster.
cheshire_creeper: Phone calls are exciting when you were fun, Beej :0 )
xCelticWolf: fun/younger same thing
Molladia: Next TTSF Ian repairs Beej’s old Nintendo switch
KodeMage: @Lord_Hosk you don't answer the door when someone texts you?
Herbert_Erpaderp: Now phone calls are just going to be "you need to give money, or do thing"
Juliamon: My experience as well, Matt.
silenceaux: Bet you there wasn't a notepad & pen beside all the phones in the house though
Juliamon: My sister and I fought over who HAD to answer it
Metalupis: saturday morning phone call from grandmother, every week, same time, race to see who could answer it and chat with her before mom took the phone
Lord_Hosk: I have never had someone text me to say they were at my door, people come over and ring the doorbell all the time though, parents neighbors acquaintances workmen
silenceaux: (which there should have been if you want a kid to write a note)
SilentOptimist: we used to have multiple receivers and there would always be 2 or 3 people answering at the same time
Juliamon: Because it wasn't "who's gonna answer the phone" it was "who's gonna get in trouble for answering the phone and fucking it up"
Driosenth: do it in your 4 year old voice
Rockario: Loved growing up and hitting the age of saying "Hello" and my Dad's friend talking to me like I was him
KodeMage: @Lord_Hosk people come over and don't warn you first? That's klinda rude.
silenceaux: Nelson: famous for not letting anyone have friends
silvalunae: beej lrrSACK
ContingentCat: "duracell"s
xCelticWolf: its either that or falling out during transit
silvalunae: is it live?
ContingentCat: welp
SilentOptimist: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: !!!!
SpyCactus: Just got my order from Card Kingdom to complete my terrible Ravnica cube. They really do ship astoundingly fast.
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrFINE PrideTake PrideWingR
Solahwin_Tampramain: katesAir katesAir katesAir katesAir katesAir
xCelticWolf: 1
ContingentCat: things changing!
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Nigouki: and it was at this point the the moonbase actually launched to the moon
silvalunae: push /all/ the bootawns
silenceaux: Did Ian just launch a space ship
Dix: lights and power!
Metalupis: toasty
silvalunae: big summer blow out?
SilentOptimist: HolidayTree HolidayTree HolidayTree
xCelticWolf: rip and/or tear
Dix: you face the demon. You are the demons
DarkMorford: Oh hey, Beej, have you seen this week's Sounan Desu Ka? I was not prepared for *that* :D
plummeting_sloth: demons are to teh north, east, south and west.
azureHaights: Getting real good DoomRL flashbacks here
chaostreader: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, START
SilentOptimist: face the demons. the demons were in you all along
plummeting_sloth: you cannot get ye BFG
chaostreader: With the skeleton, zombie and ghost.
azureHaights: Face your inner demons. This is now an Alien crossover.
SilentOptimist: what a neet meep-morp
FITorion: right after this... Carole & Tuesday is waiting for me
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asddsa28: One more for the number
ContingentCat: there's a difference?
Baldrash: Oh god, the line dancing unit.
azureHaights: I... vaguely remember doing minuet?
Metalupis: none, i avoided dancing in school thankfully
plummeting_sloth: ah, but 4 line dances makes a squarre
xCelticWolf: I did no dancing
Baldrash: A bunch of would try to hide in the locker rooms during then.
SilentOptimist: west-canada is an odd land to hear about
ContingentCat: oh yeah it was line dancing I did a bit of
plummeting_sloth: and line dancing is when you dance to Achey-Breaky heart
Stoffern: Is squaredancing 4 times as diffucult as line dancing?
tim19862: crakieLUL
Baldrash: The most DECADENT salad dressing.
chaostreader: There was a requirement to graduate in my High school. You had to have passed the class each year to graduate.
azureHaights: I stand by this statement: parapara is line dancing for weebs
SirMorek: Oh no i remember this too well...
ContingentCat: oh we called that something else
plummeting_sloth: now see round here we called that Contra dancing
badpandabear: It seems like there was a square dancing unit in each year of elementary school (1-5) for me
silvalunae: cuban shuffle?
TacitusVigil: Wait, the song that's always at a wedding?
asddsa28: What never
LDUrquhart: Macarena at one point
chaostreader: I think that’s the Cha Cha Slide.
ContingentCat: mexican hat dance
Dix: TacitusVigil Lindsay and I didn't have it at ours on purpose
SilentOptimist: we played dodgeball
IRLFine: @silvalunae i think you mean cupid shuffle
xCelticWolf: So fortnite dances
Brok3nGol3m: walking right into this joke
silvalunae: Yes, thank oOo
Styxseus: See sports :P
Herbert_Erpaderp: I hated dance at school. all it did was make me feel bad.
plummeting_sloth: or, OR .. more importanly it might make them hate it and stop
ContingentCat: which seems to be what gym class was for
Juliamon: I did line dancing in elementary school because it was a bonus activity that was offered during the point of the school day where I didn't want to be in class anyway.
Metalupis: yuuuuup
Biomonkey01: Truie facts. School made me hate books for quite a while
Styxseus: very yup :P
Cmdrlyneye: getting kids to not be so body concision is a good thing but yeah gym does the opposite.
asddsa28: Same right
Biomonkey01: Like, reading for it's own sake I mean
TacitusVigil: @Dix The two of you are great. :D I had a friend that her wedding had a 'no' list of songs for their wedding. The DJ almost said no, and only backed off when they threatened to hire a new dj.
silenceaux: I hate that gym had everyone performing team sports, but never with any discussion of tactics or strategy
xCelticWolf: ours was a P/F
rrtycoon2: Explains why I love baseball, the only sport we were never made to do.
azureHaights: nerf p.e. plz
Dix: or in the case of mine, we'd take tests regarding things like Volleyball or basketball rules
ContingentCat: I hated that my school had a pool, as a teenager really uncomfortable with my body I just took that 0
Lord_Hosk: ours was P/f too for that reason
silenceaux: "why did you throw to second base" "why the fuck shouldn't I"
Lord_Hosk: if you participated, you passed
chaostreader: Gym was ‘graded’ but was actually P/F on participation.
xCelticWolf: same Hosk
Baldrash: @Dix Oh right, I remember those tests.
FITorion: Same but different... the best way to make me hate a book is to make me analyze it.
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SirMorek: I don't know Ian, as a nerd I never wanted to be physical at all. It was always forced onto me. I finally found enjoyment in physical activity in my late 20s and of course wish i had started earlier
Lord_Hosk: Welcome raiders!
chaostreader: Hi Raid.
Lord_Hosk: Thanks for coming by Meghan?
Pintyhet: I was here, then left, now I’m back.
DoodlestheGreat: My P.E. was graded, and I always got C's because the instructors were relatively kind.
TacitusVigil: But how else will children learn how to "wall sit"...
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrHEART PrideTake PrideWingR
ContingentCat: also those things involve few/cheap equipment
plummeting_sloth: well, a lot of the nicer, safer stuff involves equipment, whereas pushes and situps involve a floor
Rockario: I had a good record of liking stretches and stuff, but cruches once made me cry with how much they hurt my neck
KyojiTakenouchi: Lacrosse was always fun
Rockario: Badm't'n is greaat
asddsa28: Archery I loved
DarkMorford: Y'know, there's this really good anime this season about weightlifting and proper exercise techniques... Kappa
Laogeodritt: badminton <3
chaostreader: I hated Baseball in High school. And that was before the coach accidentally nailed my back on my way to first base.
plummeting_sloth: I will say, I only started getting into exercise when getting stronger meant doing better at my tasks like rowing and hauling cannons for reenacting
Roadhog123: We did Badminton at school in the UK. And also Tennis.
xCelticWolf: Cool thing about our Gym was if you were on the football team you could just go weight train if you wanted wrestling too
MaraSadow: I loved archery. Still do it to this day.
Armyguy0: im here to say
starlitdiscord: badminton is great!
Cmdrlyneye: tennis requires a pretty high base level of athleticism
Armyguy0: benginButt
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Lord_Hosk: I like Mana?
Machtung7: Nice
leebenningfield: we often had the option of badminton in high school p.e. and I went hard at it
ContingentCat: it's just now clicking to me some amount of being shit at sports as a child was probably due to not having the glasses I badly needed
asddsa28: Nice
DoodlestheGreat: In community college, I took Golf. I'm still a duffer.
TacitusVigil: Not so much. Turns out the gym teachers I had weren't great at teaching reproductive health.
Herbert_Erpaderp: They replaced health with sickness classs.
silenceaux: Actual high school regret was taking Gym (one semester) instead of a Health class (two semesters / full year)
IRLFine: @MaraSadow what school were you in that offered archery
ContingentCat: My school's health class was largely around trying to scare us about drugs
Mewr11: Eyyy, I remembered what the gastrocnemius is
starlitdiscord: oh archery is very fun too!
Metalupis: health class was taught by the football coach to give him a job and it was terrible
xCelticWolf: Oh yeah my highschool had an archery unit too
TheExactSame: yup
TheExactSame: that's health class alright
zuchen_120: Where did you learn about stds If not in health.
chaostreader: I wouldn’t have trusted the kids in my graduating class with pointed sticks and something to launch them with.
Mewr11: One of the few things I remembered from health class was the US poison control number: 1-800-222-1222
silenceaux: CALM: Career And Life Management.
sjcTheos: calm (puke)
Baldrash: I actually liked playing sports in gym class. Largely because I could kind of hold my own against some of the varsity guys.
Mewr11: We didn't have checkbook balancing in Wisconsin, I had to figure that out myself
plummeting_sloth: see, I combined that with Health, where you learned how ot balance a checkbook on your head
MaraSadow: @irlfine Small one in rural NY state. It was only half a semester but I loved it. Took more in college too.
FoxFyr: Sex ed at my high school class got cancelled because someone stole the expired spermicidal lube and the teacher decided that because no one ratted them out "youre all to immature to learn this." And then my graduating class had the highest teen pregnancy rate in the school's history
KyojiTakenouchi: why doesnt stupid America had calm?
Mewr11: I should point out that I'm still in college, so my checkbook isn't exactly difficult
zerquoy: No lrrmtg today?
ContingentCat: our careers class in Ontario had not life planning element, it was roughly personality tests for a few months
j0xer: we had a life&career class, it was recommended to take in summerschool cause no one wants a whole year of that garbage
zuchen_120: Wtf is calm? Usa here
xCelticWolf: Our archery was with recurve bows so way less power
badpandabear: We had half a year of financial planning in my high school
chaostreader: @zerquoy No. they were busy setting up for the PrePreRelease.
silenceaux: I... Kinda want to get into archery Now. I should look into that, see if there's a local range and if they do memberships.
starlitdiscord: my high school had a selection of trimester rotational life skills courses that you had to take 2 of
plummeting_sloth: which class is the one that told Beej to be a diorama maker?
IRLFine: better than my school's no archery, @xCelticWolf
Roland_Malius: I worked in a family business in Highschool, I learned accounting first hand
asddsa28: I had class on health Since grade 3
Juliamon: I was taught how to budget and use a checkbook in.......... third grade. They set up the classroom as a mock grocery store and had us shop for our family for a week. I got scolded for only adding one box of cereal to my cart. I don't know why I still remember this but it's never left me.
Brok3nGol3m: whereas my school split genders at puberty... it wasn't great for education
MaraSadow: @silenceaux If you have a local parks department they may have a public range.
ContingentCat: My school didn't separate genders for the sex talks, most my sex education came from the internet
KelderanTV: Yeah, 8th grade science (LOTS OF SEX TALK) and high school health were both attended by all parties at the same time.
starlitdiscord: i think they taught us how to fill out a checkbook and address letters and stuff in 3rd grade? but the budgeting portion came during high school
Laogeodritt: Men and gnc penis-havers really *should* be learning about menstruation.
Fruan: Making stuff with your hands is good, but making stuff with your feet feels amazing.
xCelticWolf: I went to school in the country so it was almost a life skill as most kids had been hunting at some point @IRLFine
Cmdrlyneye: Yup
plummeting_sloth: I took a checkbook balancing class in middle-school. *looks at checkbook gathering dust*. Glad that worked out
Roadhog123: Yeah, GCSE physics for me a few years ago had a lesson on how to wire a plug.
rrtycoon2: That's actually a really good idea for a class.
j0xer: i took electronics for 2 years in i learned how to do that
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ContingentCat: Would be great if any home repair was taught at all, YouTube does that for me
silenceaux: MaraSadow That sounds like a good starting point, thank you!
DoodlestheGreat: "Here's how to change the washers in your faucets."
plummeting_sloth: I love that we have a Tool Library that teaches that stuff here
Metalupis: i learned soldering helping my dad make mic cables
Nigouki: "Here's how to remodel the podcast studio!"
rrtycoon2: Suppose they just say "meh, they'll see it at home"
NotCainNorAbel: My HS woods/metal classes made a rifle. For some reason they don't do that now.
starlitdiscord: oh, the first middle school i went to had the best home economics class
Cmdrlyneye: They still taught wiring a plug as kind of a quirky thing when i went through GCSE's 7 years ago
Rockario: But didd they ever fit the butt well?
Metalupis: matt got dat ass now?
starlitdiscord: they taught us how to use sewing machines and cook and take care of young children
plummeting_sloth: wood working, metal, creative writing, and now to write creatively into wood and metal
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MaraSadow: @silenceaux No problem. I was surprised to find out that my local one has 3 free archery ranges that anyone can use.
zuchen_120: I had shop class where we soldered stuff in 97ish. And woodwork. Then later home economics.
DarkMorford: My dad's a handyman, so I picked up a lot from him as a kid. And I got some sewing/cooking stuff from my mom.
DarkMorford: So I'm pretty much a jack-of-all-trades.
plummeting_sloth: see, they let us use music and theater classes to count for industrial/home ec class
IRLFine: I live in the city, so i guess its understandable that schools dont really offer archery. It's a shame though, cause its my favorite sport.
mercano82: In middle school (three years), we'd rotate in quarters with Home Ec, Music, Art, and Industrial Arts (shop).
sir_wibin: schools used to teach home ecconomics, accounting, and shop class so you could cook, take care of kids and fix your house. Now they are more concerned with teaching you pronouns and how to not hurt peoples feelings.
ContingentCat: we had a little cooking in my "family studies" class, I missed most of it because it was right when I got my wisdom teeth out
asddsa28: Cooking suck for me they never let us do stuff
Dix: I one time accidentally put a tablespoon of salt in a cookie recipe instead of a teaspoon... they turned out... NOT GOOD
sir_wibin: owwww
chaostreader: I love that I watch this stream for the discussions, not whatever is being worked on, because I am learning cool stuff through the talks.
NotCainNorAbel: my brother burned easy mac
DarkMorford: I saw that photo, that looked AMAZING.
starlitdiscord: did anyone else have a formal typing class in school?
plummeting_sloth: oh, I was reading that one!
Metalupis: or flipping baking soda and powder
sir_wibin: Yeah, i had 2 different typing classes in school.
xCelticWolf: I agree one of the coolest things to do outsidewise
TacitusVigil: "Home ec presents, 'How to make Mac and Cheese,' sponsored by Kraft"
niccus: oh right that's a thing that's finally shifting over the past two? decades, the amount of water for your pasta
plummeting_sloth: oh dang, right typing classes
Baldrash: I'm fully convinced this recipe is magic.
TacitusVigil: Ian, show don't tell Kappa (this can be the next TTSF) :D
ContingentCat: that sounds great
rrtycoon2: I need to clip that for myself.
starlitdiscord: mac and cheese for the next ttsf?
ALLxISxLOST: octoThicc octoThicc octoThicc
plummeting_sloth: we also had this thing called SCOPE that let us noodle around with computers for 1 class a semester if we passed a proficency test
Baldrash: I do add some smoked paprika or ground mustard, but yeah, it really is that simple.
lleat10: can someone who knows how make a clip of that?
Laogeodritt: I need to find better means of grating cheese, that's the biggest reason I tend not to make mac and cheese, cacio e pepe, etc.
ContingentCat: @rrtycoon2 it's the serious eats recipe Ian tweeted it last night I think
xCelticWolf: my mac & cheese starts with a rue and its well worth the effort
plummeting_sloth: dang, I can't even remember what SCOPE stood for any more. I think the C stood for computer
Mysticman89: What if I like Kraft dinner
Laogeodritt: @xCelticWolf FYI it's 'roux'
TacitusVigil: I like the box powder.
rrtycoon2: @ContingentCat thank you
xCelticWolf: Neat
Lord_Hosk: Wow, Beej was from a fancy family
plummeting_sloth: oh, down there it's in the Yellow Box
NathanJay_GA: did he also have it with dijon ketchup?
leebenningfield: I like the Cracker Barrel brand version of that
TacitusVigil: It's the slightly more expensive version after the powder version.
DoodlestheGreat: I don't like Mac & cheese. Sorry.
starlitdiscord: now i really want mac and cheese
plummeting_sloth: i LOVE that sauce. Sometimes I'll use teh shells for other stuff and just have the sauce on whatever I want
Lord_Hosk: Only the fanciest NathanJay_GA
DarkMorford: plummeting_sloth I see both Kraft and Velveeta versions in my local stores (suburban Seattle)
ALLxISxLOST: I love box M&C, but making your own lets you make so many different kinds of M&C
ContingentCat: Coffee yogurt is really good
Juliamon: That's why you get the cottage cheese with pear and honey in it. That's my dinner sometimes.
Cmdrlyneye: Whow there Caligula
Metalupis: cauliflower, cheese sauce, chili, all set
Juliamon: (I do not like the texture of greek yogurt, which sucks because it's all you can find nowadays)
Mysticman89: I mean you can add stuff to KD too to make it more interesting.
plummeting_sloth: just like when Bobabli had those sauce and pizza shell packages and I would use one shell and just all the sauce packets beacuse the sauce was so dang good to me
Pintyhet: Morrisey would be proud.
GLHFMagic: cauliflower is great
plummeting_sloth: I hear it makes a good mashed tater analog that I've been meaning to try
Laogeodritt: brassicas are almost all amazing.
NathanJay_GA: Look up broccoli with garlic soy sauce and cashews
FITorion: cauliflower smells like death
starlitdiscord: i still think cauliflower pizza crusts are weird
Lord_Hosk: Cauliflower is often hated by people who have only had it boiled/steamed
ContingentCat: colliflower just doesn't seem to taste much
Involume: Cauliflower rice!
DarkMorford: I like broccoli, but cauliflower/brussels sprouts don't do it for me.
caelusaran: I happen to really enjoy steamed cauliflower and broccoli. The smell doesn't even bother me. Maybe I'm old.
badpandabear: Flying toasters?
starlitdiscord: oh yeah, what's up with cauliflower rice
Mysticman89: You need a Gamer soldering iron with some RGB on it
Baldrash: Cauliflower is whatever, but I will mess with broccoli and sprouts all day.
Lord_Hosk: I take Drafting at my LGS Kappa
plummeting_sloth: but my new go-to for brussel sprouts is to split them in half, dip the spit ends into old bay, briefy pan-fry and then finish roasting in the oven for like 30 minutes. DELISH
Pintyhet: Brussels sprouts are incredible. Just gotta cook them right.
ContingentCat: oh I accidentally got put in drafting I was terrible
TacitusVigil: Oh great, drafting? Why is MtG in Canadian schools? This explains LRR. Kappa
Involume: My wife and I make a great cauliflower mash
plummeting_sloth: ah, just like how i found out there wasn't a Sociology 2 for my high school
plummeting_sloth: I thought the material sounded familiar
xCelticWolf: What's drafting? Is it like tech drawing?
ContingentCat: your futzing was quiet, yeah I was the same
Juliamon: I was the one 9th-grader in a drafting class full of 12th-graders just trying to get easy grad credits. I liked that class until the student assigned to the desk next to mine passed away from cancer.
Juliamon: I still have his obit on my cork board. He was a nice kid.
Lord_Hosk: I spent my Junior and Senior year computer classes sitting in the corner making websites on commission for small local businesses.
Lord_Hosk: While the rest of the class was learning "this is how you create a folder" "this is how you make a spread sheet"
plummeting_sloth: Orchestra, jazz band, marching band AND drum line. Just fuck me up on redundant music credits
Brok3nGol3m: honestly, im just amazed you remember all these designations... i don't remember the classes i took 5 years ago
ContingentCat: uhhh
Baldrash: The one thing I regret about my school career was not trying out band.
rrtycoon2: I'm curious, is calculus divided into three classes up there...4 if you include Diff. Eq.?
Herbert_Erpaderp: We had Trade and business math, then math A and B for the more fancy math
DarkMorford: No, pie are round!
DarkMorford: Kappa
ritchards: make a pie, and eat it, that's the area
xCelticWolf: I eat pie in this area
plummeting_sloth: For a brief period I was the only student in my AP Chemistry class, which made the teacher doubly annoyed because he was also the football coach and he both didn't want to be there (and be on the football field) and also wanted ME to be on the football field because I was a bigger dude
KodeMage: Weren't they in alternate universes?
KodeMage: Also, Archie died in one of the universes.
Juliamon: The internet has shed light on just how terrible and limited my school was. Liked music? Join band. Have a preferred instrument or style? Too bad, you get this one. Don't like music and don't want to join band? Enjoy your credit-less study hall.
DarkMorford: I took Electronics Tech for science credits my junior and senior years (grades 11/12), so I got out of the intermediate/advanced biology and chemistry stuff.
NotCainNorAbel: @rrtycoon2 at least for me Calc was separated into Calc I (diritives), Calc II (Integrals), Calc III (3d calc) and then Dif Eq, but all of it was College/University.
FITorion: 90s high school here... Algebra, Algebra2, Geometry, Trigonometry...
Juliamon: Algebra, Alg2, Geo, Trig, Calc
ContingentCat: thankfully I was made to write lines a few time, my teacher noticed I needed glasses because I went right up to the board to see what I needed to write
starlitdiscord: we had algebra, geometry, algebra 2, precalc, calc
plummeting_sloth: yeah, we went algebra, trig, calculus and then either liner algebra or multivar calc
starlitdiscord: and then IB further math
FITorion: The year after I graduated they added Calculus as and elective
KodeMage: oh, yeah, doing calc again, that happened to me
KodeMage: easy A
justamagicplayer: I'm new into tinker tailor fry what is it?
erloas: I didn't realize my HS calc was as good as it was until I got to college, tested out of the first calc class and the second calc class was easy because I'd already done most of it
KodeMage: @justamagicplayer make stuff
ritchards: that tried that here during my time, but canned it
Herbert_Erpaderp: Armour piercing?
rrtycoon2: @NotCainNorAbel Yeah, that's about what I had.
xCelticWolf: yeah AP here too
starlitdiscord: we had both, and some of them were the same class? it was very weird
Juliamon: I had to drop to a lower-difficulty calc because 9/11 happened in the middle of it and that was enough of a distraction to make me unable to retain anything I was taught
Driosenth: good luck having any accredited university accept those AP courses
Mysticman89: I had advanaced classes as an optioon, but AP and IB both came shortly after i graduated
ContingentCat: mostly?
DarkMorford: AP classes were a thing at my high school, but I never took any. Electronics and band/choir took all my elective time.
plummeting_sloth: oh! you should use it to trigger the air cannon somehow!
starlitdiscord: i mean, most universities give you advanced placement for AP courses
starlitdiscord: at least the ones i've seen all do
FoxFyr: @Driosenth What people did locally was have a community college accept the AP courses at like ENG 100, then transfer those to university later
xCelticWolf: In upstate NY the AP credits only transferred to NY schools
ContingentCat: my school actually had 11 and 12 philosophy which I absolutely loved
xCelticWolf: Uni's/College
plummeting_sloth: that my university allowed me to opt out of my language requirement due to my 4 pathetic years of German in highschool still might be one of the luckest academic breakes I ever go
DarkMorford: My high school had like 400 students total across grades 9-12. My graduating class was like 92 or something.
starlitdiscord: i guess it's mostly the sciences that allow you to skip some entry level courses for AP scores though?
ContingentCat: I took so many history classes to avoid taking math classes
FITorion: perhaps sand the plastic case... not the component
starlitdiscord: like, AP english gets basically nothing most places, but if you took AP chemistry or something you could skip chem 100 or 101 or whatever
plummeting_sloth: eh, just use some acetone. Acetone solves all plastic problems
Brok3nGol3m: katesThank katesThank katesThank
couldntpickausername: Good Night Ian, Beej and Matt, thanks for the fun
NathanJay_GA: Thanks for the stream. Have a good night :)
ContingentCat: Thanks for streaming Ian, Beej and Matt
starlitdiscord: thanks for the stream!
plummeting_sloth: phew, been a while since I caught one of these. Good talking y'all
Juliamon: !ppr
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ContingentCat: I'm not, I'm glad this time the only thing the PPR is inturrupting is the friday night magic thing
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starlitdiscord: dinosaurs!
ContingentCat: birds, asses, and kookaburras what more can you ask for
ritchards: !df intro
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ContingentCat: hell even if you don't like wating magic PPRs are often interesting to pop-in to
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Cmdrlyneye: This is my fav show on twitch atm
Juliamon: !clip
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TheAinMAP: Uh oh.
ritchards: Beej!
ContingentCat: third try's the charm
rrtycoon2: lrrFINE lrrBEEJ
Sir__Octopus: opacity?
ContingentCat: whoops
Solahwin_Tampramain: highlight reel?
Solahwin_Tampramain: gonna be fun katesLol
Roadhog123: I think you want verb 35?
ritchards: "and in other news, skylab fell out of orbit today..."
rrtycoon2: Helm, set course 33 mark 78?
Herbert_Erpaderp: lrrHEART
Laogeodritt: Thanks, Ian, y'all, for the stream <3 Have a good night!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
starlitdiscord: bye!
DoodlestheGreat: G'nite, folks.
couldntpickausername: damn, took just slightly too long to upload
tim19862: lrrAWESOME nice couldntpickausername Nite
couldntpickausername: good night
couldntpickausername: taking a minute actually to cut the last little bit off without the writing
couldntpickausername: there we go
couldntpickausername: apparently that link is giving a still image
delta__vee: there ya go
couldntpickausername: oh I see the issue, there's a format=png in there