Sarah_Serinde: You won't find Jacob there, though
AdmiralMemo: No, but I was surprised that it existed at all.
Featherweight_: lrrHORN lrrHORN
gnome_friend: lrrHORN
snowcookies: Hoi hoi
gnome_friend: The character art continues to be wonderful
OriginalGarwulf: Hi all! Some news about the Betrayal Legacy Minecraft house - the chapter 7 version download link is in the forum thread for it now, and the beginning of chapter 8 version should be going up later tonight. The end of chapter 8 version should be ready by the end of Wednesday.
snowcookies: this week's episode looks easy based on the mission briefings lrrBEEJ
itomeshi: which means it will go very, VERY poorly
OriginalGarwulf: (Let's just say that replacing furniture causes a lot of delays. Also, thank God for Minecraft's "fill" command.)
beowuuf: yeah, mission briefings are...sure something this week!
itomeshi: Sata--- I mean, Dale must be preparing to turn the torture machine to 11.
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
beowuuf: we are in the endgame now :p
Sarah_Serinde: Also
Sarah_Serinde: !df xp points
LRRbot: Find out how the characters can earn XP points here: and see what they can buy with them here:
Sarah_Serinde: If you want to know the one, easy mission achievement for today :D
beowuuf: nibbles achievements, must read those!
gnome_friend: I haven't been reading the things; I want to be surprised
Karfsma778: is it 5 mins or an hour and 5 until the stream?
Sarah_Serinde: Surprise is always a valid way to approach these streams
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! katesWave
beowuuf: 4 mins now
snowcookies: 5 mins
Sarah_Serinde: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
corianderd: im looking forward to this
snowcookies: minutes fly by too fast
gnome_friend: sergeHi @PharaohBender27
gnome_friend: sergeHi @corianderd
beowuuf: so, this will just the surpise party for some luck O stream? how heartwarming
PharaohBender27: katesWave @corianderd
PharaohBender27: @beowuuf :D
maxthefourth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
corianderd: lrrSPOT
Sarah_Serinde: Yup, super easy mission achievement and then a fun surprise party, I'm sure it'll be super laid back today
snowcookies: maybe even a trip to rat feast
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde More like super laid ORANGE today, amirite!? Kappa
beowuuf: give that there seem to be some sub-missions that require going elsewhere, I actually think the main achievement might get completed on accident. Remember how session 1 went :p
Sarah_Serinde: snowcookies Ooh yes I forgot about that
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 katesSir
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gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That appears to be some sort of sidewalk slam.
beowuuf: I love how Dale is paying off that dance off contest sneakily
Sarah_Serinde: I dunno, I think at this point they're too curious about the thing to do the achievement personally
blip2004: so stupid, prime doesn't auto renew
Solipsody: Tonight's beverage: The Stressful Success! Combine all the rye whiskey you have access to, a splash of Chambord, three or four dashes of Angostura, and swirl in a tulip glass. Ice optional.
A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: Make it on fire.
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: Box box box!
PharaohBender27: @Solipsody I'm . . . going to need to look up a couple of those things
A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
LRRbot: Magic the fire.
gnome_friend: Surprisingly related advice
sir_jack_DB: don't do that
A_Catastrophic_Success: Indeed
OriginalGarwulf: I once played a Paranoia game where my character was an actual Soviet communist who had infiltrated Alpha Complex and was having a massive "What the fuck?!" reaction. I spent the entire game speaking in a phony Russian accent and threatening to summarily execute people for not following orders...and NOBODY clued in to what my character was.
djalternative: dice freunds!
Solipsody: @PharaohBender27 A good cocktail should be a learning experience.
beowuuf: LOL
62MGcobra: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
beowuuf: it probably felt like a double bluff
PharaohBender27: @OriginalGarwulf :D
beowuuf: or they were all communist mutant traitors that didn't want to start ricking the boat
ritchards: !advice
LRRbot: Tap A faster.
gnome_friend: AAAAAAAA
PharaohBender27: aaaaaaaaaaa
snowcookies: I was joking earlier in discord that this is the anime spa episode version of Trouble in P4RA-DI5E
Solipsody: @beowuuf The Computer's never gonna give you up...
AdmiralMemo: a a a a a a a a a a
A_Catastrophic_Success: Faster!
dr0ne00000: AaAaAa?
62MGcobra: @@@@@@@@@@@@
AdmiralMemo: Wait, can you do a half-a-press in Paranoia?
beowuuf: oops, meant rocking the boat.... didn't mean to end up rolling instead!
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
chi7891: How many more sessions are left in this one?
silvalunae: am I late?
snowcookies: just this one and one more
A_Catastrophic_Success: Rick roll roll roll your boat?
beowuuf: Declare a DAIV is present in the briefing room and the cloning vats area?
PharaohBender27: @chi7891 Two more, including this one
Ceris75: I needs my Dale and Jacob fix
djalternative: 1 more after this? it's 8 parts.
dr0ne00000: @chi7891 3?
Sarah_Serinde: silvalunae nope!
Sarah_Serinde: There are 2 episodes left, including this one
Sarah_Serinde: This is session 7, there will be 8 in total
dr0ne00000: nooo only two more :(
silvalunae: fewf ;u; thanku @Sarah_Serinde lrrHEART
beowuuf: This is definitely one that holds up to repeat viewings :)
chi7891: Ok
Sarah_Serinde: It sure does
PharaohBender27: Also, I had to miss last episode, but having watched the VOD, WOW was that a wild time, even by this campaign's standards
LadyAiluros: nuuu only 2 more eps of the Jacob and Dale show
gnome_friend: ^
beowuuf: For added fun, after this is all over, definitely read the briefings... some things will make more sense.
DiscordianTokkan: Hooray, I made it in time!
djalternative: I love the tell dale deck. I'd love to get a card list of what it has after.
62MGcobra: i watched/listened to the last episode at least 3 times now
RealGamerCow: Are we still 75% Dino, or is it 100%
PharaohBender27: I second what @beowuuf says
mLorange: I hope they go actual mission fully fot once. Too many disctractions
beowuuf: After the ending of 4 and 5, we did wonder if the end of 6 could get to that level. The answer was, of course it could.
AdmiralMemo: Kennedy is not a dino
ElementalAlchemist: !df intros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
Sarah_Serinde: Hey so I know people are excited about LRR friends we don't get to see as often, but let's please not refer to it as something like the "Jacob and Dale show." They're a ton of fun, but so are all the other players, we've gotten a lot of laughs from all of them lrrHEART
ElementalAlchemist: Thanks lrrbot
bowsin_durrows: We're only 75% dino, he messed up last time when giving a mutation.
Solipsody: Requires repeat viewings. I don't always like such a... permissive GM, but Dale's consistency in bringing back player adlibs as fundamental world building is beautiful.
PrinceNimzar: @AdmiralMemo *yet
reapingwildoats: anyone have a link to the debriefings handy?
PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow I think just 75% still? Jacob tried but didn't succeed
Kikazi: sergeHi lrrHEART sergeFriend s!
drfox17: oh shoot, the homework!
Gekyouryuu: @LadyAiluros don't feel bad. iirc they're working on a campaign they're gonna CO-dm, so.... look forward to that.
bowsin_durrows: Unless we're down to 50%, unsure.
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 Quick! Cram!
LadyAiluros: yuuuussss
Kikazi: and ysbrydYheart sergeFriend s!
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
dalefriesen: !dfintros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
Bobtheninjagoldfish: not gonna lie, this whole crew of troubleshooters has been fantastic. we should appriciate them as suck
reapingwildoats: ty
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hi Dale! :D
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde Especially Ian... and Kathleen... and Beej... so yeah, all of them. :D
Bobtheninjagoldfish: *such
snowcookies: Hi Dale!
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PharaohBender27 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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mowdownjoe: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: sergeHi @dalefriesen
Jake_the_guy: @Sarah_Serinde truth, all of LRR is great
TheElectrician01: This will be my first time at a live stream!!!!!
ElementalAlchemist: Whoa, it's a Dale
kusinohki: I love friend computer and so do all of you
bowsin_durrows: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
chi7891: Jacob would be a great DM bc he can do so many voices
ghostvalv: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrHEART
Gekyouryuu: boy howdy am I looking forward to finding out who'll be the first to go to ysbrydPunjail
PharaohBender27: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
PaperDoopliss: I loooove friiiend com-puuuu-terrr
gnome_friend: sergeIntoTheSea
Sarah_Serinde: TheElectrician01 Welcome! You're in for a good one lrrAWESOME
Solipsody: END
bowsin_durrows: And I love friend computer...
beowuuf: A GM that always says yes is fine as long as you get player reactions like Jacob's, where he said about the rat bite not doing as much damage, Dale saying 'ok', and Jacob immediately getting that 'no, why did I say anything' face
FenrisSchafer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
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Baldrash: I don't think Friend Computer loves us anymore.
brainbosh subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 31 months!
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snowcookies: Friend Computer always loves us
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with episode seven of Trouble in P4RA-DI5E, our Paranoia campaign on Dice Friends. 🎲 | 📷 ||
PharaohBender27: @PaperDoopliss SingsNote Aaand I loooove frieeend compuuuter . . . and they love all of you! END
snowcookies: believing otherwise is treason
gnome_friend: And I love friend compuuuuter!
Scrubbodiestobears: that feeling when you have no idea what time or day it is but you decide to check if anyone is streaming and hey look dice friends is just starting, rad!
corianderd: Such a good song
nullvoid8: and
kenkopin: And I love friend computer!
djalternative nonagon infinity opens the door.
bowsin_durrows: And so do youuuuuuuuuuuu.
ritchards: Peekaboo Jacob!
AdmiralMemo: End
ninja_theory_ashrams: hopefully we can complete our journey to quad Dino shootetd
gnome_friend waits for the answer
andersleecraig: almost pizza time
Sarah_Serinde: Dammit chat now that's in my head :D
MAPBoardgames: and I love friend computer...
AdmiralMemo: End.
Gekyouryuu: loving Friend Computer is mandatory. receiving love from Friend Computer is mandatory. Friend Computer having love for us to receive is optional.
ninja_theory_ashrams: shooters *
northos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 52 months!
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PharaohBender27: @bowsin_durrows Oh no! I got the lyrics wrong! Will Friend Computer ever forgive me!? NotLikeThis
gnome_friend: one treason star for @PharaohBender27
AchillesAndTortoise subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
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Gekyouryuu: of course. if you pay the XP point fine
Mystaira subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
Mystaira: Yay more fun with Dale time!
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Baldrash: @PharaohBender27 Yes. Have a treason star.
kusinohki: @PharaohBender27 you lose 50 xp points for forgetting lyrics
AdmiralMemo: @PharaohBender27 Nah. You'll just either get a fine or a treason star. Or both.
VTMarik subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 15 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: Well that was a perfect 3 responses :P
ninja_theory_ashrams: Friend computer gives the best birthday gifts
PharaohBender27 pays 50 XP Points
beowuuf: You might get Beej'd back down to IR
tyrsredritehand subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
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kenkopin: @Sarah_Serinde I apologise for my part in causing you discomfort.
beowuuf: start!
Solipsody: Here we go...
Sarah_Serinde: Also I'm pretty sure bowsin_durrows was also wrong :P
snowcookies: I think too many ppl are impersonating Friend Computer here
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We love Friend Computer!
beowuuf: hello all!
Baldrash: Hi Friends!
GragSmash: i named tgs
MAPBoardgames: I love the one dice in that intro which comes up "LICK"
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi ysbrydYheart
Ceris75: HI everbody
tyrsredritehand: lrrHEART
Kikazi: lrrHEART ysbrydYheart kathle3HEX
bowsin_durrows: I may have been, but I think that's how they ended it, or similarly. @Sarah_Serinde
snowcookies: those are some bright lights
Rockario: We're gonna spank some thokes
DiscordianTokkan slaps a table in advance
rrtycoon2: WHat some whats now?
aitsu100 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
aitsu100: Wooooooooo elfYay
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Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
LRRbot: LRR's AFK streams are sponsored by Wyrmwood Gaming! Visit and use the affiliate code "LRR" for free shipping in the US, or "LRRworld" for $10 off shipping internationally. *table slap*
silvalunae: I like your nails, Jacob!
Feminine_Desires: That lighting is making beej, Ian and Kathleen quite blown out.
Sarah_Serinde: bowsin_durrows You were closer, but not enough syllables
The_Quiet_Alestain: Hi everyone.
AdmiralMemo: @snowcookies I'm impersonating Foe Computer! Kappa
Mewyabby subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
Mewyabby: Thank you WyrmwooD gaming: The bones of trees and the skins of beasts!
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PharaohBender27: Lighting looks a bit brighter on the left side than the right?
tyrsredritehand: all dinos!
nullvoid8: it's it my phone, or is left side blown out?
Gildan_Bladeborn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 50 months, currently on a 50 month streak!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Happiness is mandatory.
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Sarah_Serinde: Half of the table is ready
Sarah_Serinde: Extremely ready
EscherichiaCole: I like wyrmwood, but not as much as I like friend computer
Jake_the_guy: beej lining the slap up.
silvalunae: prepped
Juliamon: Primed for the slap
DiscordianTokkan: Hooold.... HOOOOOLD
LadyAiluros: whites are super bright on my tv
bowsin_durrows: True, I didn't put enough 'o's.
GragSmash: i named the folder on my pbone for smart devices and digital assistants "friend computer"
DiscordianTokkan slaps table
Sarah_Serinde: :D
dr0ne00000: they should get treason points for slapping
PharaohBender27: :D
34Witches: Interesting mission achievement... :P
Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen abstains lrrDARK
Ignatiuspants: oh man! hype! I haven't had time to catch this show live yet until now!
Juliamon: !clip
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silvalunae: Fair
gnome_friend: lrrDARK
beowuuf: lol, i never noticed that!
itomeshi: That needs to be a quote
AdmiralMemo: Participatrix
GirlPainting: Partisatraitor
Baldrash: Kathleen is a conscientious objector.
noSmokeFire: gender noodle
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
MAPBoardgames: Friend Computer loves Wyrmwood Gaming. Therefore so do you.
PharaohBender27: Niiice
LRRbot: 2425 patrons for a total of $14,305.12 per month.
AdmiralMemo: SEGUE!
silvalunae: Ian lrrHEART
Baldrash: Smooth.
itomeshi: "I've never been a participator and I won't be one now."
Jake_the_guy: that was SLY AF
drfox17: I kinda hope that Kathleen breaks out that witch hat again next month
Sarah_Serinde: !ytmembership
LRRbot: LRR now has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's a brand new way to support LRR:
GirlPainting: SUBTEMBER
kusinohki: "... and that's why Kathleen is Adam's least favorite"
Sarah_Serinde: !subtember
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PharaohBender27: I see lrrIAN has his liquid bread ready :)
Dumori: Smoooth we silk
Dumori: As
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, for a Google Calendar version, or for the Twitch Events page.
jubale1: what's Paranoia?
PharaohBender27: So much content, so little time!
Kikazi: Sarah's on top of it
Sarah_Serinde: :D
MAPBoardgames: Above your head, Dale!
jadedcynic: I'm here and will be able to WATCH this for once! lrrAWESOME
Juliamon: Sarah's always on top of it.
AdmiralMemo: @jubale1 A fun sci-fi TTRPG
Ceris75: HI
Solipsody: @jubale1 A state of mind.
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi Kikazi
TemporallyAwry: lrrHEART sergeModLove sergeHeart
Sarah_Serinde: Juliamon lrrHEART
Scrubbodiestobears: i have that mug too, Ian! it's such a good mug
gnome_friend: TOOTH
jadedcynic: water because we're Canadians and can trust what comes out of the tap Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! Pumpkin ale!
Despoiler98: pumpkin ale.......
Kikazi: hiya Sarah! benginHi
silvalunae: Pumpkin Spice Alcohol?
Rhynerd: @jubale1 a tabletop RPG about a bunch of friends who will work together for the very benevolent and not all crazy Friend Computer to defend Alpha Complex
Juliamon: Mm, this is my favorite beer season
PharaohBender27: Ah.
rrtycoon2: Someone's autumnal there.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yes also we have Heather on tech lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
DoctorOfBeard: BLOOM
drfox17: bubye!
iSmartMan1: Like radio!
PharaohBender27: Also, hail lrrHEATHER !
Sarah_Serinde: Push the button!
Despoiler98: PUSH THE BUTTON
kusinohki: *jazz hands*
ghostvalv: yay buttons
AdmiralMemo: Pull the lever!
noSmokeFire: let! heather! push! buttons!
Solipsody: Push the button, Hodor.
snowcookies: push button!
rrtycoon2: Oh, yes, she pushes buttons indeed...
djalternative: Push the button!
silvalunae: Push the buttons! Wrong Buttoooooon
jubale1: is this a continuation of that other space adventure they did?
beowuuf: Bye all!
Wrexadecimal: bai jacob!
MAPBoardgames: Heather push da button!
ElementalAlchemist: "I like pushing buttons." --Heather
Jake_the_guy: wave!
AdmiralMemo: Hi Jacob!
BloodnBullets: bye!
HorusFive: Offer not valid in the Phantom Zone
Despoiler98: All of them
Sarah_Serinde: Solipsody FYI, Heather's moving away from the "Hodor" nickname
jadedcynic: Cya later, streamers! o/
rrtycoon2: 5 all around
beowuuf: jubale1: nope, different campaign
silvalunae: Prepared af
iSmartMan1: @silvalunae Why do we even HAVE that button?
PharaohBender27: Jacob looks displeased about this news
simriel: I will enjoy catching this on the VOD
iammorthos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months, currently on a 23 month streak!
iammorthos: It's Jacob! And Dale! And Beej! and Ian AND KATHLEEN!!! Good. this is good.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, iammorthos! (Today's storm count: 20)
Gekyouryuu: wait, what news?
Sarah_Serinde: Just a little treasonous
Kramburger: It's Three-son then
jubale1: is the title about a pair o' dice?
Solipsody: @Sarah_Serinde Noted.
Wrexadecimal: lrrBEEEJ
MAPBoardgames: Beej has 4 1/2
Sarah_Serinde: :)
Despoiler98: :D
gnome_friend: lrrWOW lrrHEATHER
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
Sarah_Serinde: :D
corianderd: eww
silvalunae CACKLES
Sarah_Serinde: I won't quote that then :D
Chatstone: friend wife
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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62MGcobra: haha
ghostvalv: waow
gnome_friend: That should be a quote
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqItsfine
BloodnBullets: friend wife?
jadedcynic: Beej/Blake knows how to play the game
gnome_friend: @Sarah_Serinde why not?
mowdownjoe: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Despoiler98: No you wont beej
azureHaights: @Kramburger It's Threeason unless it's Blake, in which case it's Threejson
DiscordianTokkan: Friend Wifeputer
snowcookies: I believe beej went down to 2 after he died
SAJewers: !findquote computer
LRRbot: Quote #3169: "I have a good back in the computer world." —Ian [2016-08-10]
Sarah_Serinde: Heather said "ew, no" so if she doesn't like it I'm not adding it
duskcheetah: push the button
Gekyouryuu: @PharaohBender27 I missed something. what news displeased Jacob?
beowuuf: Blake has 3 treason stars, beej now has five
Zalthia: Hee! They're all still dinos!
PharaohBender27: @Gekyouryuu Just :heather remembering to do treason stars
thundershot879: dinos!
Sarah_Serinde: Almost all
Gekyouryuu: ah
DiscordianTokkan: I still get so happy seeing the winged BlakeDino
azureHaights: Kathleen as Kennedy-O-NHL-5. AND NOTHING ELSE.
Despoiler98: Dino squad!
AdmiralMemo: It's Kennedy and the Dino Squad! That should be a band...
simriel: why is Beej gaining treason stars again?
Sarah_Serinde: I honestly enjoy Kennedy as the one human surrounded by tiny dinos :D
Zalthia: Hi Dale!
DarkNacht: push the butt on
arcaneIllumination: Does Kennedy-O no longer haver her power?
Solipsody: @simriel Oh, he knows what he did.
NightValien28: dino squad and kenedy
duskcheetah: I love the intro so much
ElementalAlchemist: "in Dice Friends, TROUBLE IN P4RA-DI5E"
bowsin_durrows: I do believe they're clever guys. @iSmartMan1
Calaban161: I think they are still Dinoes because of something that Jacob did off camera
Sarah_Serinde: I think people didn't die at the end of last session, in which case they still have whatever treason stars they accumulated then
silvalunae: I have a mighty need for fan art of that one scene of the new Jurassic park with them
Nakosushi: 🦖🦖🦖
kusinohki: red clearance - infra red need not apply
ElementalAlchemist: @DaleEFriesen
RealGamerCow: Dat's a lot of treason stars
LoadingReadyRun: Kennedy's power technically isn't something you see physically, so I only change it breifly on the overlay when she uses it.
DarkNacht: wow Blake
Ceris75: so ia Kennedy just April-O-Neil?
ElementalAlchemist: @JacobBurgessVO
Despoiler98: BOOOOOOOOO
DoodlestheGreat: Heather, they need their dino names. unarmeHmm
jadedcynic: @Calaban161 well, a couple of things Jacob AND Ian did (both on camera)
Kramburger: This kills the beej
rrtycoon2: Wow, that was a bad one
drfox17: die now?
DiscordianTokkan: I was going to ask if Dale's mic was out, but I think allergies have just put a hit out on my ability to hear... D:
AdmiralMemo: @Ceris75 This is my headcanon
silvalunae: that took me a second
beowuuf: Everybody they know talks that that for sure :p
Kikazi: benginCop ysbrydPunjail
Sarah_Serinde: Gee Twitch, thanks for the notification :P
LadyAiluros: open up the door get on the floor, everyone now is a dinosaur
ElementalAlchemist: Oh, whoops, I just realized writing those names like that will highlight them in chat
Wrexadecimal: lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: :D
ElementalAlchemist: sorry people for the unnecessary notifications
Zalthia: what
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
HorusFive: That scans
jadedcynic: and yes, troubleshooters normally only get 6 clones....
NightValien28: uh oh
silvalunae: I love this stream so much
iSmartMan1: I forgot that Blake is on clone 9
DarkNacht: wow 9th clone
Ceris75: O WOW blake 9
DiscordianTokkan: "Nothing is real, and I'm immortal" is a great quote
arcaneIllumination: @LoadingReadyRun I just remember it being shown during the intro last week, but didn't see it this week.
beowuuf: Beej = demigod confirmed. Beejal-couatyl
RealGamerCow: *not*
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djalternative: I want "nothing is real and I'm immortal." as a quote
silvalunae dying
Nigouki: oh, so the light on Beej is to show his divinity
MAPBoardgames: Beej is just going to not come back one time
EOstby: Get on the floor, praise Computor, everybody becomes dinosaurs!
jubale1: Nippy and Nibbles seem to be twins
HorusFive: !quote immortal
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Sarah_Serinde: Kathleen does radio streams!
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CopperAstronaut: Hooray for the monkey's paw that is Dale!
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gnome_friend: kathle3HEX
Sarah_Serinde: Music streams, I should say
Kikazi: kathle3HEX kathle3PRISM
Baldrash: kathle3HEX
RealGamerCow: You're the tallest now, Kennedy!
Kramburger: SOON, Kennedy
NightValien28: OMG I had the best idea
jadedcynic: Kathleen is 'April O'Neal' ;)
Sarah_Serinde: Yesss
beowuuf: Jordan: My kigdom grows...
Sarah_Serinde: Tiny hatssss
NightValien28: chat is there a place to get their character pictures?
Kramburger: The hatsssssss
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about. There's no evidence of such a thing ;)
Karfsma778: YESSSSSS
jadedcynic: team uniforms. lrrAWESOME
MAPBoardgames: Aviator goggles for everybody!
Karfsma778: Tiny Hatssssssss
Juliamon: NightValien28 Maybe if you reach out to Featherweight?
Sarah_Serinde: Yes good thank you chat
Zalthia: Wait what happened at the end of last episode?
beowuuf: Uh-oh, Sarah went a little Hannilore/Marigold....
ElementalAlchemist: Weird stuff, you say
jadedcynic: headwrap-hats?
NightValien28: Juliamon brilliant idea, thanks
Sarah_Serinde: Yes Jacob yes
Kramburger: She's worth it, because Friend Computer doesn't makes Mistakes
DiscordianTokkan: Jacob's tiny Nibbles clap was AMAZING
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Zappeljakob: All Hail King Nibbles, from the Kingdom of Dinos
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Sarah_Serinde: Okay but also yes Kathleen yessss
Despoiler98: FOILED
Tinasaurus_Rex: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:25.
silvalunae: chat wants team dino as much as you, Jacob
AdmiralMemo: Haha
snowcookies: Nibbles wants to turn Kennedy into a dino
HorusFive: Would you like your body MORE if you were a tall dino?
jadedcynic: "Outside" (from a normal Alpha Complex citizen's perspective, it's only a theoretical concept)
ninja_theory_ashrams: DINO FOMO
Kikazi: I have a feeling she will still be dino-fied by the end
azureHaights: I'm good enough, I'm orange enough, and dino-gone-it, people like me
EOstby: Happy "accidents"
rrtycoon2: IN Alpha Complex, there are no unhappy accidents....
beowuuf: LMAO
Sarah_Serinde: I'm gonna need to come back to this for a couple quotes later :D
MAPBoardgames: Nibbles' master plan: make EVERYONE a dino. Next step: taint the cloning center.
Ceris75: Dino five
LazyC0Mmander: So something else is going on beside the Brenda genocide plot? Wait that what's going on right I haven't completely lost it.
Kramburger: O_o
Sarah_Serinde: I love Beej and Jacob's tiny high fives. I love them a lot
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde Yessssss
PharaohBender27: @snowcookies In before it turns out Nibbles is part of a secret society whose goal is to turn everyone into dinos
DiscordianTokkan: They're so good
Solipsody: How does he type with dinosaur claws on?
beowuuf: Jordan's goal has not been secret
Kramburger: The Dinos type like Baby Boomers
Wrexadecimal: OHYES
Despoiler98: YEAH
snowcookies: yay
drfox17: maaaad with power
Kikazi: oh joy
Ceris75: yesssssssss
NightValien28: yay they are all going to die
ghostvalv: :D
thundershot879: dino leader!
DoodlestheGreat: We're boned.
Baldrash: So... TPK tonight?
jadedcynic: (totally just a headcanon - Nibbles is working on starting his own Secret Society of registered mutants...)
MAPBoardgames: "Interesting"
Solipsody: @DoodlestheGreat Hollow boned.
ninja_theory_ashrams: ass team leader
PharaohBender27: Do they have a SNIPER RIFLE?
NightValien28: I feel they are going extinct after this
prof_membrane: Diabolical? No, dinobolical!!
DiscordianTokkan: Does Blake still have his Taxipod?
azureHaights: Ooh, a walk-and-talk shot!
jadedcynic: @Kramburger All Generalizations Are Wrong.
EOstby: Ah, the ol' Walk and Talk.
Sarah_Serinde: :D
LazyC0Mmander: So is friend computer still online?
AdmiralMemo: Knowing the intros, I'm laughing pretty well
Calaban161: @jadedcynic I am talking about the clone room that Jacob mentioned in session 5 when he gave Beej an extra life
prof_membrane: @jadedcynic Only a Sith would strictly categorize people.
beowuuf: yup
AdmiralMemo: @LazyC0Mmander AFAWK
aerohydra: watch how i soar
Tantusar: Dale is definitely fining Kennedy.
Despoiler98: SHes gonna get Impaled
TemporallyAwry: lrrDARK that is perfect
Plasterboard: @LoadingReadyRun This campaign has been exceptionally good (Dale & the players). I hope there are more like this in the future (if Dale is up for it). Fingers crossed for a Shadowrun campaign.
PharaohBender27: Very zen of Kennedy, there
azureHaights: No, I'm pretty sure Chompey is a feather on the wind. Several, in fact
northos: I am a leaf on the wind BibleThump
NightValien28: oh good good
HorusFive: Truly- friend computer is benevolent. By not sending us equipment
snowcookies: they shouldn't forget KM-807
Wrexadecimal: uhhhh
jadedcynic: @Calaban161 technically ALL clone acitvations are 'off stream' by that argument ;)
Wrexadecimal: ohyes
bowsin_durrows: He's not technically wrong.
azureHaights: ssssPOP
Ceris75: IRA is an American
Karfsma778: That's aa very Jacob reaction to Ian having a gun.
jadedcynic: NEVER forget good old friend KM-807 :)
beowuuf: cut to two hours later - Ira/Jordan crossfire wityh laughing Blake in between
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
RealGamerCow: Try pinging Ian.
azureHaights: The Tell-a-meat-tree Officer
jadedcynic: green clearance and up...they're all only Orange :D
tailoredfit: Okay what is the premise of this game? I'm confused. Why is everyone talking like Robots?
GDwarf: I'm not picturing a green filter over the entire episode
Solipsody: @azureHaights Don't call Dale a Meat Tree!
ElementalAlchemist: Blake was yellow for like five minutes
Twizted_Seed: I have no idea what is going on....
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gnome_friend: @tailoredfit they're talking like dinosaurs
beowuuf: Jordan decided a funny voice for his dino body, so everyone does it Otherwise, they need to speak carefully as friend computer wants them to be happy. Hapiness is mandatory
gnome_friend: @tailoredfit I'm sure that explains everything
LazyC0Mmander: @tailoredfit 1984 style dystopia I think
rrtycoon2: Is there still a cemented smoking orb there?
Despoiler98: slytqWTF now he's talking to himself
Ceris75: uhhhhh
beowuuf: The orb blew up i believe
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
gnome_friend: !findquote orb
LRRbot: Quote #5227: "We got milkshake orb'ed!" —Beej [2018-08-03]
azureHaights: @Solipsody I mean, we're all meat trees in our own way
Sarah_Serinde: I figured the second fine would probably make him remember that :D
SoulSpliceV: "is it self driving?" "no!"
SoulSpliceV: :)
Despoiler98: He's going to get Booted
Solipsody: @azureHaights That would explain the Wyrmwood intro I guess.
Sarah_Serinde: Teamwork!
Sarah_Serinde: I mean Jacob can infer something about what it isn't
Sarah_Serinde: !xp points
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AdmiralMemo: Can Blake get in the taxipod or is that Yellow and above?
RealGamerCow: Wardriving!
Wrexadecimal: Ian using a packet sniffer. :P
Sarah_Serinde: I think he needed to be yellow in order to buy it but not to use it
northos: I believe the taxipod itself was clearance-neutral
Sarah_Serinde: Not completely sure though
beowuuf: taxipod is just equipment, i believe, and can be driven by anyone?
Karfsma778: Fiiive bars
Sarah_Serinde: But everyone else was able to ride in it
beowuuf: it exists in the base game, anyway
SoulSpliceV: |_(oWo)_| 5 bars
Sarah_Serinde: beowuuf I mean, there's lots of equipment that can't be used by everyone
AdmiralMemo: I heard there's a thing called Moxie
ElementalAlchemist: Moxy!
beowuuf: true sarah
Karfsma778: ie
Sarah_Serinde: Heather on point :D
jadedcynic: @tailoredfit okay, Paranoia is a 'silly' RPG - it's kinda the 'Anti-D&D' - this is a post-apoc futuristic setting in a bunker/arcology/??? after some undefined disaster, run by Friend Computer...who keeps getting reprogrammed over the centuries by the highest-ranking citizens. The players are 'low' level agents that are "Troubleshooters" - they look for trouble and shoot it. (the game is silly, Kafka-esque bureaucracy; also the players tend to be *complete* with each other rather than co-op)
AdmiralMemo: NICE
snowcookies: great
DiscordianTokkan: Wait WHAT
corianderd: wow
DiscordianTokkan: How Odd
Gekyouryuu: ha
Ceris75: wut
InkyGhoast: Whoof
drfox17: we are just popping off today
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Is lrrHEATHER ever not on point, though? :)
djalternative: odd day. Ha
Alness49: We can't even!
AdmiralMemo: #BlameHeather
bowsin_durrows: Seems good. lrrWOW
Diabore: this can only be good things
Solipsody: @tailoredfit This is the Dale-ified version of that, in particular.
gnome_friend: #BlameJames
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 True
drfox17: eeeeexcellent
silvalunae: oh, friend computer wife!
Wrexadecimal: lrrHEATHER
LazyC0Mmander: At this point it's pretty clear they don't need Dale to make their own adventure
Kikazi: Thank Your Friend Computer!
MAPBoardgames: 'Shuffled', or 'Stacked'?
ritchards: we have new card idea!
Ceris75 thanks friend Heather
Feminine_Desires: Dale is kinda quiet.
hyralt: Dale is kinda quiet
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice lunarj1Heart
drfox17: friend Heather!
bowsin_durrows: lrrHEATHER Is a helper.
Diabore: oh beej looks too happy
hyralt: Whoa. Jinx
Zappeljakob: I want so see really bad what beej has
Sarah_Serinde: Oh boy :D
Kramburger: Oh NO
drfox17: WHAT
AdmiralMemo: WUT
beowuuf: O.O
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: WHAT
NightValien28: wow
AdmiralMemo: lrrWOW
Karfsma778: AHAHAHA
snowcookies: omg
bowsin_durrows: Oh, no!
34Witches: !!!
Kikazi: LOL
DiscordianTokkan: Beej is KING
Ceris75: WOW
PharaohBender27 @silvalunae is fined 100 XP points for calling lrrHEATHER "wife computer" after she specifically said, "Never again"
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha
Izandai: uh
AdmiralMemo: #BlameHeather
Jake_the_guy: oh yessss
Diabore: WHAT
Gninosaer: YAS!
RuiFaleiro: Blake has become too strong!
Kikazi: awesome Heather!
Karfsma778: N I N E
aesir_blade: holy god
corianderd: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
bowsin_durrows: This is going to be amazing and terrible.
Wrexadecimal: OHYES
BlindProphet32: Beej is playing shadowrun now
NotSoLuckyLydia: we shadowrun now, folks!
ghostvalv: hah
rrtycoon2: Incoming arbitrary death
ninja_theory_ashrams: more dots
niccus: claabmode activate
ElementalAlchemist: I can't hold all these dice
Alness49: Beej is TRANSCENDENT!
Solipsody: Hang on, I gotta open anydice in another tab...
gnome_friend: lrrDTOS
Gekyouryuu: this is AMAZING
gnome_friend: lrrDOTS
MAPBoardgames: Bunch of dice behind Ian's head
xantos69: cheer50 we will all die this way.
TemporallyAwry: So we get to see what 5 failures looks like eh?
LazyC0Mmander: Beej is still in his fuck order trip
beowuuf: Ok, so Beej's brains+aplha complex is now like 20 dice including the computer one?
Kikazi: theoretically they COULD be epicly BAD!
Ceris75: shadowrun time
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
KeirenH: Based on how Dale handles ones, I don't think it will take very long for it to resolve
Kikazi: epic-ly*
GirlPainting: Dice bucket challange!
gnome_friend: !findquote ram card
LRRbot: Quote #6364: "'I don't know why you would ever play a RAM card.' 'I'm going to play a RAM card.'" —Dale and Cori [2019-08-26]
jadedcynic: @tailoredfit ...given every player both has a secret mutation (which is Treason - clearly the cloning system has NO faults or glitches), and are members of various Secret Societies (also Treason) that often give you mission goals that contradict the Overt Mission that Friend Computer gave - the game gets VERY silly and Machiavellian)
Fruan: What is this, Exalted?
Calaban161: Is the lowest node a negitive 5?
loki_lxix: 19 fails
arcaneIllumination: Wait, what did the RAM card do again?
Ceris75: Ira can dance if he wants to.
Izandai: Nipon-Go
Feminine_Desires: @arcaneIllumination lots of dice rolling.
rrtycoon2: Influence the game until resolved.
Gekyouryuu: @arcaneIllumination they add their clone number to all of their nodes
beowuuf: ram card adds clone number to NODE
jadedcynic: @Fruan with Dale's 'mod' of the Red-Clearance version of PARANOIA, maybe? :D
gnome_friend: Japanese?
Despoiler98: WHAM
drfox17: wow, that feels like a deep cut
Izandai: Nippon-Go
Ceris75: He can leave his friends behind
caelusaran: Wait, was that a deliberate pun?
arcaneIllumination: @Gekyouryuu Thanks.
Sarah_Serinde: arcaneIllumination you add your clone number to your nod (number of dice) every time, until someone dies or has 0 successes
Solipsody: @arcaneIllumination It's basically a subsidy for the dice industry.
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EOstby: Nippon-Go is actually a book. TIL.
Despoiler98: um slytqWTF
KeirenH: max negative NODE is -8, stats are -3 to +3, skills are -5 to +5
Izandai: uh
Despoiler98: uuuuuuhhhhhhh
tailoredfit: @jadedcynic oh I see so its a werewolves/spyfall type game
Izandai: Thank you very much PharaohBender27!
Ceris75: uhhhhhhh
Izandai: lrrHEART
Despoiler98: O.O
ninja_theory_ashrams: lumpy brown sack, call your doctor
arcaneIllumination: 2
arcaneIllumination: @Sarah_Serinde @Solipsody Thanks.
34Witches: Or the top, as the case may be
Despoiler98: :D
gnome_friend: Jacob "Explosive Santa Claus" Burgess
AdmiralMemo: @tailoredfit Also, for whenever you want, you can read the back-stories (or not)
SoulSpliceV: jacob the explosive santa claus
gnome_friend: Now that should be quoted
AdmiralMemo: !df intros
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PharaohBender27: @Izandai No problem! I've seen you around enough to know you need a sub badge next to your username! :)
Despoiler98: WHOA
bowsin_durrows: Explosive dino santa claus.
drfox17: I think we need this
snowcookies: gamecube!
Karfsma778: Well, the BUTTON is indigo
Ceris75: Exlosive gamecube
jadedcynic: @tailoredfit YES - but slapstick and silly, too (especially with this group and GM :D )
Karfsma778: er
LadyAiluros: NeXT Cube?
Karfsma778: red
ritchards: red button? can press!
InkyGhoast: :D
LazyC0Mmander: It's an indigo box in a brown sack so he's fine
Despoiler98: I want art of Boom Santa Nibbles
Gninosaer: Boom santa love it!
Izandai: @PharaohBender27 Oh jeeze, now I'm all embarrassed. Thank you.
JohnLockeCole: BOOM Santa's Ready!! (read like Bone Saw)
kusinohki: now I have explosives, ho ho ho
bowsin_durrows: Indigo box with a big, red button? What could go wrong with reds being able to press a button on an indigo thing.
NimrodXIV: lrrCOW HolidaySanta
DoodlestheGreat: Well, we have Checkov's Gun. Can't want to fire the thing.
LazyC0Mmander: Wait is Nibbles pronoun they?
Sarah_Serinde: Yes!
bowsin_durrows: Yes.
AdmiralMemo: @LazyC0Mmander Correct
beowuuf: nibbles is they
LazyC0Mmander: I'll try to remember next time
Solipsody: @LazyC0Mmander Dinos are all non-binary I believe?
Sarah_Serinde: Friend Computer has fined people for getting Nibbles' pronouns wrong
beowuuf: and not just because he has three dinos currently :p
beowuuf: *they have, dammit
Sarah_Serinde: Solipsody LazyC0Mmander No I'm pretty sure that's just Nibbles/Jordan
Kamotetop: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:33 PM
PharaohBender27: @LazyC0Mmander My understanding is "yes, but they've (plural) sometimes forgotten that during sessions"
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SajuukSjet: the META :D
MAPBoardgames: Did you mean sector LAA?
Ceris75: So April Oneil and the mutants are getting the turtle van.
Solipsody: @Sarah_Serinde I did watch thet last episode at high speed. I missed some stuff.
mahpete_: LA is a weird sector name
loki_lxix: LA is lower alpha
ninja_theory_ashrams: time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so
PharaohBender27: Well, LA is clearly a section a Alpha Complex Kappa
AdmiralMemo: @PharaohBender27 Or were unclear on whether someone was speaking about Jacob or Nibbles
jadedcynic: Also, reminder: clearance levels run the spectrum from 'InfraRed' (brown/black/grey stuff), Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet, and (high programmers) Ultra-Violet (white) - even TOUCHING something of a higher clearance than what you are is, naturally, Treason.
Sarah_Serinde: I just don't want to draw the conclusion that dino = nonbinary, as opposed to just, like, personal identity
Wrexadecimal: lrrIAN
PharaohBender27: @AdmiralMemo Right, that too
Rhynerd: @Ceris75 Teenage Mutant Dino Shooters?
LazyC0Mmander: @Solipsody To be fair considering all the pixelation it's kind of a miracle that that they don't have the pronoun they.
LazyC0Mmander: they don't all*
jadedcynic: Good point, @LazyC0Mmander
AdmiralMemo: @LazyC0Mmander I mean, they're also not "lumpy" :D
beowuuf: ooh, this is pretty interesting seeing them combine their missions!
Sarah_Serinde: Gentle reminder that genitals don't correlate directly with gender
SajuukSjet: Polarity!
Sarah_Serinde: Pixellated or not
Solipsody: Quite right.
LazyC0Mmander: @arcaneIllumination Hold on a minute Nibbles is Lumpy. Holy shit what is going on with these dinos?
Sarah_Serinde: Also people have gender identities before puberty
KeirenH: Nibbles began life as a dino, and identifies non-binarily, however the other dinos, who have not always been dinos, likely still identify as they did previously
SoulSpliceV: makes sense
Baldrash: Remind me, the sectors are arrange in X-Y-Z coordinates, correct? So ZZA is a top corner?
Izandai: Five Treason Stars means death, right?
Rufran: wasnt all of A** gone..?
beowuuf: Z is the bottom
snowcookies: zza is bottom corner
Zappeljakob: zza is at the bottom
Solipsody: @Baldrash Bottom. A is the top.
ritchards: they don't know of anyone who is from A
arcaneIllumination: @LazyC0Mmander I think you "@"ed the wrong person.
Tantusar: Kennedy's... Benefactors... Like excitement.
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djalternative: First letter in a location dictates elevation.
Zappeljakob: first letter is the level, with a being at the top, and z being at the bottom
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
snowcookies: except everything
Solipsody: @PharaohBender27 Thanks for the gift sub!
LazyC0Mmander: @arcaneIllumination Yup sorry my bad
nullvoid8: Z-X-Y ordering
NimrodXIV: Beej is tempting fate [Dale] tonight
Solipsody: @Baldrash Sorry, I mean, the first letter is the level.
BloodnBullets: blake may have gone a bit mad...
jadedcynic: All clones are 'born' already into Adulthood, so even the 'finding one's gender' part of puberty is kinda skipped, so I figure most Infrareds don't even think about gender or sexuality - it never comes to mind
AdmiralMemo: Don't they not know that anyone is above the first like 4 levels or so? A, B, C, D?
KeirenH: Is ZZA where they entered the other Complex?
LazyC0Mmander: I'll just drop the subject at this point
Baldrash: Got it. Thanks Chat!
A_Dub888: !findquote died
LRRbot: Quote #2850: "My dying skills are on point, yo!" —Graham [2016-06-21]
AdmiralMemo: @KeirenH Correct
beowuuf: Blake has gone bye-bye :D
silvalunae: Is this meta?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: No one is better at dying than Chompey!
Solipsody: Albert Camus' Paranoia.
arcaneIllumination: @LazyC0Mmander It's fine, just wanted to let you know.
34Witches: Isn't level A destroyed?
loki_lxix: Beej has seen the truth
korvys: Well, 2 of those clones are explained, but 1 definitely was just... given to him
Karfsma778: The Most Gained
SoulSpliceV: chompey is W0K3
Despoiler98: He sees EVERYTHING
jadedcynic: Beej can see the Matrix?
Despoiler98: NO
LazyC0Mmander: Oh I think I get what's going on with Blake
niccus: chompey traveled through the blind eternities
Wrexadecimal: UHOH
NightValien28: NO
snowcookies: no
PharaohBender27: @Solipsody No problem! Like with Izandai, I've seen you here often enough that I know you need to have a sub badge next to your username :)
DiscordianTokkan: Ruh roh
silvalunae: mmmmmmmno
PharaohBender27: UM
xantos69: Not like this Beej!
caelusaran: This is so much better with the dino-voice.
djalternative: It doesn't matter what you do as long as you're entertaining.
A_Dub888: That escalated quickly
Calaban161: And with the ram card he rolls with a +9 for whatever he has
sgowell: Trigger warning
beowuuf: LOL
Sarah_Serinde: Beej pls
Zalthia: Why does blake think nothing matters?\
Lord_ZYRK: Can Chompey even physically do that gesture?
Feminine_Desires: I think blake got a virus
PharaohBender27: Also, maybe clones aren't limitless?
bowsin_durrows: Because he's on his 9th clone.
SoulSpliceV: so the number at the end is what clone number they're on?
Ceris75: Blake gives NO fucks.
beowuuf: beej has died too many times, they should only have 6 clones
LoadingReadyRun: because he's died so many times and shouldn't end up with this many clones. Basically.
Solipsody: @PharaohBender27 I moved my usual support over to Patreon, but I sure appreciate not having to see the same bad stand-up special ad before every stream, though, for real.
bowsin_durrows: And, yeah, maybe a virus.
jadedcynic: death might not mean what it should, but it's STILL an inconvenience and can cause fines and punishment for non-completion of assigned tasks and goals...
PaperDoopliss: @Zalthia One of his secret societies is deep on "behind the curtain" stuff, and players are supposed to die after 6 clones
drfox17: because he died like 3 times last session and kept getting clones
DiscordianTokkan: ZZY is where the drum solos are AMAZING
LazyC0Mmander: @Zalthia Secret society stuff possibly
MAPBoardgames: Since they are so much smaller, each dino body only counts at half a clone.
SajuukSjet: blake is... coping? with last week
Sarah_Serinde: SoulSpliceV Yes
SoulSpliceV: gotcha
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jadedcynic: crap, I forgot to read the pre-mission briefings; brb
SoulSpliceV: i should probably stop watching and go watch the ones on youtube
Rhynerd: @zalthia I imagine it’s a combination of the RAM card giving him death-based bonus and the fact he’s survived dying 9 times.
SoulSpliceV: im probably getting spoiled here
PharaohBender27: @Solipsody Oof. Glad I saved you from that for a while
Zalthia: Ohhh
Zalthia: kay
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
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Gekyouryuu: Blake should at least not eat his gun because he's on TV and kids might see
Sarah_Serinde: Dale is very happy to answer questions
LazyC0Mmander: Yeah it's that kind of setting
SajuukSjet: the names are: [name]-[clearance letter]-[home sector]-[clone body number]
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dale says Yes.
SoulSpliceV: hehe, kathleen is from the nhl
34Witches: We still don't know what blake's job is, right?
Sarah_Serinde: SoulSpliceV Where it's been unusually cold ;)
bowsin_durrows: LUL
Kikazi: yes Jacob Yes
Despoiler98: Thats a question
AdmiralMemo: I love this idea
jadedcynic: bait-and-switch
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dale says Yes, except to splitting the party.
SoulSpliceV: roll for max cab summons
PharaohBender27: ALL THE TAXIS
NimrodXIV: Chaos Jacob has arrived
NightValien28: Dino and furious:6
jadedcynic: it's cool with chat! :D
SoulSpliceV: "Summon Greater Taxi"
Solipsody: Is Chompey just Bill Murray in the middle of Groundhog Day?
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote split the party
LRRbot: Quote #5479: "Always split the party, right?" —Dale [2018-10-29]
Solipsody: But, like, a dinosaur?
Despoiler98: Just accidently shoot Kim
Zalthia: I love Chompy's wings!
jadedcynic: @Solipsody looks like it
coelopteryx: i appreciate "what is the maximum number of taxis i can summon," that's some good stuff
KeirenH: alpha complex has 26^3 sectors (except for the ones that don't exist), there are A LOT of taxis
Sarah_Serinde: Oh goodie :D
prof_membrane: !findquote dale
LRRbot: Quote #5285: "Whenever we tell Dale, something bad always happens." —Beej [2018-08-20]
Zalthia: This is the finale, right?
SoulSpliceV: i love that the taxi calls them "huns"
drfox17: oh, that's a lot
PharaohBender27: :O
Tantusar: @Zalthia 7 of 8
beowuuf: woah
Sarah_Serinde: Budget taxis that aren't operating perfection? lrrFINE
LazyC0Mmander: @Zalthia Second to last session
DiscordianTokkan: That's a LOT
Despoiler98: :O
Jake_the_guy: yay for the taxi!
LazyC0Mmander: I think
jadedcynic: Dale: "I will always say 'Yes' to what you want" :D
beowuuf: that's like orange clearance?
Zalthia: oh sweet! I thought this was the finale, so I'm pleasantly surprised!
snowcookies: omg
SoulSpliceV: @KeirenH as someone who hasn't seen other episodes, what ones don't exist?
kusinohki: yakkita sax
DiscordianTokkan: YaTaxi Sax(i)
MAPBoardgames: Time for some Keystone Cops shenanigans!
Solipsody: The Sector EAA Job.
prof_membrane: yakkity drive
AdmiralMemo: Wait, at 50 XP Points per taxipod... That's... 20 taxis?
loki_lxix: 25 they are 40 a piece
Tantusar: How could anything be worse than the rank of Bot?
Ceris75 plays "All I Want" by Offspring
PharaohBender27: @SoulSpliceV You'll want to see the other episodes, trust me
Izandai: @DiscordianTokkan katesNice
SoulSpliceV: i know
jadedcynic: a line of taxis, side-to-side, and the shooters just clamber through, stop half way as all the taxis start up and diverge lrrAWESOME
SoulSpliceV: but i'm here now
prof_membrane plays So Bus You by The Offspring
Sarah_Serinde: Not quite every time, but still
Solipsody: The Leo McKern.
Rhynerd: Other than Ben, right?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
J4c03: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 38:13.
beowuuf: ooooooh
SoulSpliceV: uh oh
LazyC0Mmander: Ah it took 7 session but finally they're trying to figure out the plot! Sounds pretty good for what I've seen of the paranoia setting
Sarah_Serinde: I'm not sure you want that job opening, Ira
prof_membrane: ooh, the new Number 2 is the old Number 2 is the new Ultraviolet
bowsin_durrows: They could *all* be yellow.
mahpete_: what's the mission objective?
Sarah_Serinde: LazyC0Mmander They've done a bunch of plot-related things. The underplex and outside are extremely plot-related
34Witches: Stay away from level A
beowuuf: don't go to alpha nets them 2000XP
mahpete_: ah
bowsin_durrows: Build a tower.
MerrimanLyon: Man, a Paranoia game using The Prisoner is a great idea
jadedcynic: build a degaussing tower
PharaohBender27: @SoulSpliceV So they live in a massive complex controlled by a computer and over the course of the campaign they've figured out that there's an "under-complex" and it turns out that's due to a collision between ships and because of said collision they lost their navigation and are circling Antartica
bowsin_durrows: Don't go to level a is just the achievement.
LazyC0Mmander: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah but it felt like they were going with the flow of the plot not talking about and trying to figure out the plot.
loki_lxix: magnets bad got it
PharaohBender27: @SoulSpliceV That's the super-short version (as I understand it)
SoulSpliceV: neat
Sarah_Serinde: LazyC0Mmander I guess to a degree yes, but there were interested in trying to find out what's wrong with alpha complex for at least the last two sessions
beowuuf: "friends" .... lol, and can be killed
Solipsody: They need to get rid of magnets... Wait... Is Friend Computer an member of the ICP?
DoctorOfBeard: I KNEW it!
Sarah_Serinde: Oh goodie :D
Zalthia: :O
Despoiler98: O.O
Zalthia: uhhhhh
MerrimanLyon: WUT
NimrodXIV: maaaybe
SoulSpliceV: oh
Despoiler98: OH NO
SoulSpliceV: oh no
AdmiralMemo: Wait...
Ceris75: Blake is the Loyalty Officer
prof_membrane: just a few? really?
Izandai: uh
Wrexadecimal: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
Jake_the_guy: ohh
snowcookies: holy no
AdmiralMemo: Did he kill Clone Squad 4?
chesul: umm...
Rhynerd: Oh dear.
Juliamon: oh.... OH
TemporallyAwry: Oh good - those clones are >FINE< then.
ghostvalv: :O
Zappeljakob: did he kill the old clones? O.O
Zalthia: uhhhhhhh
jadedcynic: oh, so THAT's what happened their #3 clones :D
prof_membrane: Is that where your old clones went?
LadyAiluros: I think so!
loki_lxix: Nibbles did many amurder
Dog_of_Myth: So Raptor Rampage then?
jadedcynic: oh, ANOTHER team
AdmiralMemo: Oh OK
Despoiler98: Ian slytqFacepalm
beowuuf: lol, Dale managed to sneak in his hard earned plot after all
SoulSpliceV: there was a collision at the museum!
Izandai: katesLol
Karfsma778: IT WAS A MUSEUM
SoulSpliceV: <message deleted>haHAA
AdmiralMemo: This is hilarious
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
chesul: I love this!
tailoredfit: I have questions: 1. What is meant by the Dead Zone? 2. What is the Cerebral Cortex in this context, that allows them to be tracked?
beowuuf: dead zone means no wifi. They don't upload data and can't be observed
Despoiler98: ahahahahaah :D
AdmiralMemo: @tailoredfit Can't be tracked by Friend Computer
SoulSpliceV: uh, ok
jadedcynic: museums collided? That's why Alpha Complex doesn't HAVE a museum; it merged with the Underplex's museum! :D
loki_lxix: ocean is a cup
drfox17: ooooh
beowuuf: cerebral cortex is their mental hard rive, that stores personality, skills, etc
AdmiralMemo: @tailoredfit Also, it's Cerebral Core-tech. :D
tailoredfit: Is it wi-fi also?
beowuuf: oops, yup, core-tech :)
Solipsody: @tailoredfit 1. An area where the wireless connection to Friend Computer does down. 2. Core-Tech is the brain-implants that Friend Compture uses to monitor and communicate with you.
jadedcynic: @tailoredfit yeah, usually...
prof_membrane fondly remembers the Cyborg Giant Squid
ritchards: sack and krack
beowuuf: it uses 'wifi' to constantly upload/back up info.
Alterus1990: first time I have tuned to Dice Friends and there is some weird but hilarious shit happening
AdmiralMemo: "Boom Santa"?
beowuuf: So they can't be tracked i na dead zone, but if they die they won't recall anything.
Despoiler98: YES JACOB YES
loki_lxix: commandeer
NightValien28: oooh
Ceris75: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
34Witches: Wow
Sarah_Serinde: Alterus1990 Yeah we're in session 7 of 8, a lot's been going on :D
Dog_of_Myth: This is ours now!!
LazyC0Mmander: I feel like Dale slightly lost control of the situation
ghostvalv: lrrFINE
arcaneIllumination: So, the people on the barge are from Undercomplex, but they watch Shooters?
Solipsody: That's when Dale is at his most dangerous!
AdmiralMemo: @LazyC0Mmander Dale says "yes" to everything. :D
PharaohBender27: @Alterus1990 Oh you don't even know the HALF of it
jadedcynic: Ira just wants to fix things (but isn't necessarily GOOD at it - I've had that 'archtype' before, it can be FUN :D )
Ceris75: Nibbles thinks big
Sarah_Serinde: "official" yes
coelopteryx: i have just now noticed jacob is doing the "nightcrawler from x-men evolution with the human disguise holo-projector" claw hands
prof_membrane: @LazyC0Mmander kinda seems like we've gone into one paragraph of chapter six and written a WHOLE new book
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no that one was official
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
arcaneIllumination: Oh, that answers my question.
SoulSpliceV: so many brendas
DiscordianTokkan: SO many Brendae
beowuuf: Dale is this a good thing?
kusinohki: who? (Brenda virus)
jadedcynic: ALL the Brendas....
prof_membrane: IHNJH, IJLS "Brendae"
Sarah_Serinde: jadedcynic I'm not sure, but I don't think they actually knew about that second part
Twizted_Seed: "they have so many Brenda's" I am gonna need an explanation
RockPusher: ♫ Just enough Brendas, just enough Brendas ♫
34Witches: Friend Kraken!!!
Karfsma778: Phil McKraken
Despoiler98: BOO JACOB
DarkMorford: BURGESS
DiscordianTokkan: Friend Phil McKraken
Solipsody: I don't understand how Jacob still things there's a win-condition in Paranoia...
Calaban161: But are Brenda not very interesting to Nibbles
prof_membrane: oooo
Gekyouryuu: Phil McKraken
mowdownjoe: JACOB NO
djalternative: Boo
KeirenH: damnit jacob
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SajuukSjet: >D
jadedcynic: @beowuuf depends - entertaining for US? YES; good for the team? Probably not)
Homarid_Strike_The_Power: Dino Complex!
PharaohBender27: I . . . think Nibbles doesn't understand how things work
Diabore: ok that got me
Dread_Pirate_Westley: This sounds like it might be the tiniest bit treasonous.
beowuuf: jadedcynic: sounds about right :)
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arcaneIllumination: Wait, so the undercomplex was just a giant farm plus the barge? And most of that farm went away in the crash?
SoulSpliceV: whoa
kusinohki: "one thing?" (clue voice)
DiscordianTokkan: Complex clone tube!
AdmiralMemo: There's no complex clone, Ira!
loki_lxix: save yourselves
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW Nibbles
SoulSpliceV: good point jordan
LazyC0Mmander: There we go I was waiting for the conscience to hit them
SoulSpliceV: nibbles
nullvoid8: only simple clone tubes
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Despoiler98: hahahaha they got to Nibbles
mowdownjoe: "Kant says"...
Solipsody: Chompey is the only one allowed to casually consider the morality of genocide.
prof_membrane: We have to stop the stopping!!
Feminine_Desires: And this is how dinosaurs dominate the planet.
beowuuf: this is wonderful and oddly not like paranoia yet completely paranoia
PharaohBender27: So, I need to go to dinner with my folks. I'll either be back at an indeterminate point or have to watch the VOD katesWave
prof_membrane: If we don't get an asteroid I will be so surprised
SoulSpliceV: all the dinos look like diego's Scary Monsters raptors
SoulSpliceV: cmv
Tantusar: Hearty philosophical debate.
Solipsody: @Feminine_Desires Wait... Is this happening 65+ million years ago?
AdmiralMemo: Like, their minimum color is GREEN so...
Sarah_Serinde: So the issue with that...was that they didn't want to fix it, they just wanted to take it over...
LazyC0Mmander: Inb4 they figure the barge isn't habitable either.
Questhere: pill my kraken?
Sarah_Serinde: Ian's secret society seems to want to fix everything that's functioning suboptimally, though
kusinohki: "the world is a mess and I need to …. rule it"
Izandai: @Sarah_Serinde Not a lot of point to taking a broken place over if you're not gonna fix it. That's just a waste of resources.
LazyC0Mmander: @Sarah_Serinde They wanted to take over because they thought they could fix it then I think
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde I have a feeling that Nibbles is spinning some yarns to get everyone else to agree to the plan
SoulSpliceV: "fine, I'll do it myself" - thanos - Nibbles
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loki_lxix: that is how it works
Solipsody: @Sarah_Serinde I'm not sure Ira requires things to be broken before he tries to fix them.
Sarah_Serinde: Solipsody Oh I was only commenting on his secret society, not Ira himself :P
azureHaights: Wait... Degaussing a barge... It's Granny Marge's Mag-free Barge!
jadedcynic: Chaos Jacob is playing Gene Hackman's Lex Luthor circa Superman II - he'll help Zod et al. in exchange for Cuba. ;)
Zalthia: Dale's face
SoulSpliceV: oh my god @azureHaights
Izandai: @azureHaights oh my god
DiscordianTokkan: I love Dale's face during all this
DoctorOfBeard: that dale face...
Dog_of_Myth: Dale's face is priceless.
Sarah_Serinde: And yeah okay it's possible that Margaret does want to fix things? But none of the Brendas know if that's the case, they just know they're taking over "Beta Complex"
snowcookies: I hate Liam-B too
Zappeljakob: a brenda seems to have made it to ultraviolet
Kikazi: I love jacob's descriptions
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
A_Dub888: !findquote cold
LRRbot: Quote #4607: "I find that funny, and not just because I'm on cold medication." —Kathleen [2018-01-22]
Solipsody: @DiscordianTokkan "Processing... Processing... Ding! Worst possible outcome computed."
Zalthia: What is Kennedy talking about???
loki_lxix: Liam is a undercover penguin
snowcookies: probably her backstory
jadedcynic: @AdmiralMemo that's been just about every player's goals in every session of Paranoia I've been involved in.
AdmiralMemo: Wait, does Liam make a profit off the Macklemore coats? Kappa
jadedcynic: maybe
bowsin_durrows: I want to hear from Beej at some point (a great number) of successes or failures.
LazyC0Mmander: Mmmhh me think it's time to murder friend computer. Embrace treason is what I'm saying
jadedcynic: barge is a 'boat' without any means of propulsion - the maritime equivalent of a trailer :D
AdmiralMemo: "artists"?
asddsa28: dam kathleen she not giving an ince
SoulSpliceV: of course kathleen starts a commune
snowcookies: they've spent half the episode just talking
loki_lxix: because all of human history
kusinohki: conquer them with flags!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
jadedcynic: @snowcookies yeah...
Despoiler98: Shoot him in the face
LazyC0Mmander: I think he was 6
djalternative: "it all works out somehow." I feel like they're going regret those words.
AdmiralMemo: He's from the Federal Aviation Authority. Kappa
bowsin_durrows: So he probably has like 12 more clones.
jadedcynic: of course, blues might have purchased extra clones
SoulSpliceV: at least liam isn't from the cia
LazyC0Mmander: Lot of work to be done in 2 session. Well success or failure this is going to glorious.
AdmiralMemo: That's... THIS dead zone
Sarah_Serinde: Kennedy got a thing...
Despoiler98: THeres a lotta dinos there now
arcaneIllumination: And since three of them don't look like they did when they first went there.
wynternyghtynggale: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 54:46.
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo Nibbles has had his own dead zone from the start, I believe that's where they are
beowuuf: If you get your mutant power stolen, then no :p
Despoiler98: OOPS all dinos
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde Oh so there's more than one then... I missed that
Rhynerd: Thats the deal.
SoulSpliceV: Friend Crunchputer's OOPS! All Dinos!
Solipsody: @bowsin_durrows Taking a guess at Chompey's highest node, he's still probably looking at 4 or 5 successes at best.
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NimrodXIV: lol
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
snowcookies: lol
Despoiler98: :D
Izandai: uh
Ceris75: lol
BloodnBullets: kennedy seems to be repeatedly forgetting about her thing...
chesul: Man this is going so well!
KeirenH: the tanks are growing nibbles, and chompey is being ported into nibbles clones
chimingfish: "be the dino you want to see in the world"
LazyC0Mmander: Oh so that's what's going on with Blake
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo It took several sessions for him to stop hinting at it and actually say it explicitly
beowuuf: Blake: highly intelligent, low in intellect?
SoulSpliceV: be the dino that believes in dino
Solipsody: High wis, low int.
jadedcynic: prepaid for ALL the transportation you could ever need
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RealGamerCow: Like some sort of OK Go music video
Sarah_Serinde: But yes there are several dead zones in Alpha Complex, probably a lot more than this group knows about
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde And I must've been thinking that he was still talking about the Brenda dead zone
AdmiralMemo: "jump"
snowcookies: Dale no
rrtycoon2: You have many, many jump attempts.
loki_lxix: Ian ALMOST broke Jacob
jadedcynic: *ZA would be a edge column
bowsin_durrows: @Solipsody That's probably on average with a similar number of failures, but due to the current ram card he gets a +9 to all his nodes, so it's possible to get 15 successes or failures.
RockPusher: gabyLul
Izandai: um
Despoiler98: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
AdmiralMemo: @jadedcynic It's a corner, then?
jadedcynic: And Chaos Jacob almost broke Dale a few times
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo My assumption is that he was going to his personal one, but I could be wrong. That's what it sounded like to me though
asddsa28: wow kathleen
Dread_Pirate_Westley: So, they don't know about this.
Tantusar: 👏 👏 👏
Solipsody: @bowsin_durrows Possible, but incredibly unlikely.
korvys: Nice, Ian
Izandai: Taxipods roll out!
beowuuf: Kathleen completely no selling :p
MaladyDark: it's actually fun to see someone giveing dale a run for his money
FriendComputer: Subway100 bonus10
bowsin_durrows: @Solipsody The incredibly unlikely is the point.
Sarah_Serinde: Out of sight, out of mind :D
iammorthos: uptime
iammorthos: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 57:52.
jadedcynic: @AdmiralMemo it's close to a corner, an edge on the 'cube' - 'corner' of the flat plane level on the layout
DiscordianTokkan: IIRC the Jacob Deadzone WAS the Brenda Deadzone, just co-opted to have Nibblesclones
ritchards: I wonder if the taxipod can go outside?
matufin0: dale would say yes
AdmiralMemo: @jadedcynic Yeah I getcha
LazyC0Mmander: @MaladyDark I feel like Jacob might have been playing the long game during this adventure
AdmiralMemo: Are the taxipods hovercrafts? Can they hover on water?
Kikazi: big cube
SajuukSjet: Magic Roundabout it, Beej! :D
ritchards: @DiscordianTokkan Jacon started in his own deadzone clone area, they found another dead zone (Brenda one)
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ritchards: 'started in' = 'previously found a'
asddsa28: i dont like that kathleen hot giving amything
snowcookies: what is Kennedy planning
AdmiralMemo: @asddsa28 I suspect she's got her reasons
AdmiralMemo: Oh there we go
Solipsody: @bowsin_durrows Hm... Also, I did my calculations with only 6 as a success, but a positive node includes fives. So 8 total is actually not unlikely, with 3 or fewer failures.
jadedcynic: EACH of the players has their own agendas :)
drfox17: ian pls
Despoiler98: slytqBORK
drfox17: ian assuming that kennedy is married
bowsin_durrows: But are the sectors the same distance vertically as they are horizontally.
arcaneIllumination: I found a good image showing the degassing coils on a ship:
AdmiralMemo: Like a leaf on the wind! Watch me fly!
Wrexadecimal: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: "jam it in ther"
gnome_friend: !advice
prof_membrane: "Jam it in there, why not?" - Kathleen
AdmiralMemo: Dangit
ritchards: Dale will just say Yes to whatever Ian says
RockPusher: The telemetry officer is also the tautology officer :D
Solipsody: @RockPusher The teleology officer at this rate.
jadedcynic: "Make like a cesium dildo and JAM IT IN *look of regret*" - Kathleen, Feed Dump "Rose Quartz and Amethyst"
Izandai: Why is Dale so insistent that they can go outside?
Despoiler98: Dale trying to kill his players again >.>
Juliamon gives LRRbot a kick
bowsin_durrows: @Solipsody so the calculations you made would be correct if it were a negative node of 14, but it would be a positive node of 14 so there would be more values for successes.
TheMerricat: !uptime
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gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Trust Margaret.
drfox17: twitch!
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Tantusar: Operator!
LazyC0Mmander: I just realised that Liam was trying to make the complex colder to murder the Brenda and make an escape to the barge
Solipsody: @bowsin_durrows Exactly.
AdmiralMemo: Why does the Underplex go "bring bring"?
jadedcynic: @Izandai Dale is a helper. Clearly he's reminding the players of useful options they might have forgotten...
ritchards: !advice
LRRbot: Obey Heather.
AdmiralMemo: Useful advice, LRRbot!
jadedcynic: ^^^^^^
mowdownjoe: IAN NO
Gary_Number_427: booooooo
DiscordianTokkan: Oh Ian
Despoiler98: lrrEFF lrrWOW
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AdmiralMemo: Do infrareds HAVE bosses?
jadedcynic: here comes Kennedy's pitch
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Karfsma778: Here-0
mowdownjoe: Dale...
34Witches: :D
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LazyC0Mmander: I need A-Here-O
jadedcynic: @AdmiralMemo usually
chesul: I'm loving all the names!
Solipsody: @jadedcynic "We do these things, not because they are easy, but because I am cold."
e_bloc: it's 9 p.m. . do you know where your ultraviolets are?
DiscordianTokkan: I just hope Armd-O makes an appearance in the final episode
GDwarf: When someone calls up to speak to her boss do they have to ask "is Hero-o in?"
e_bloc: Subway180 bonus18
AdmiralMemo: Now you're on hold
Izandai: katesLol
beowuuf: liam b? :p
ElementalAlchemist: There's some hold music playing
Despoiler98: slytqFacepalm slytqFacepalm slytqFacepalm slytqFacepalm
jadedcynic: Kennedy: what's the hold music you're listening to? LUL
kenkopin: I'm going to need to speak to your supervisor. :)
Despoiler98: O.O Indigo holy shit
jadedcynic: Kathleen went full-Karen
beowuuf: indigo might be angling for a violet or ultraviolet position though...
KeirenH: this is an indigo from their alpha complex, isn't it...
bowsin_durrows: That's what I'm expecting.
Nigouki: "i have three tiny dinosaurs"
MAPBoardgames: I'm in favor of any plan that involves krackens.
LazyC0Mmander: Man that's a lot of information to give away in this situation
kusinohki: "my steel, his strength, and your brains"
BloodnBullets: "what are your resources?" "I have this bomb"
snowcookies: yes
Solipsody: @kusinohki "It'll take a miracle."
AdmiralMemo: We're going back to the tower thing...
kusinohki: "if only we had a wheelbarrow!"
jadedcynic: if not, we can GET the resources to do it
AdmiralMemo: LOL
LazyC0Mmander: Now to see the dice fuck everything up
Gary_Number_427: umm
beowuuf: LOL
Despoiler98: "Fire IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
AdmiralMemo: Through the floor!
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
jadedcynic: as in CATCH IT in mid-air
DiscordianTokkan: Actual Alpha Complex Best Complex
Rhynerd: Like a torpedo?
Zappeljakob: well, there IS the door to the outside...
Despoiler98: Its the clone tube Torpedos all over again O>O
asddsa28: you have taxsys
BloodnBullets: we need chog
jadedcynic: like a capault stone....shot stright up....
RockPusher: Well, we needed a new elevator shaft
AdmiralMemo: Do we care at this point?
LazyC0Mmander: Well that's going to be one hell of a trip through the complex
drfox17: 5 meters on a taxi!?
ReverseCreations: Clearly they need a Trebucket
gnome_friend: !findquote bucket
LRRbot: Quote #5954: "It's not bucket time!" —James [2019-03-30]
beowuuf: did the team just ok beta complex firing on the army of alpha complex
BloodnBullets: "or"? I think she means "and"
AdmiralMemo: wut Jacob?
Despoiler98: UGH
34Witches: pls no
jadedcynic: @ReverseCreations soulds like they HAVE a trebuchet, or an analogue
Despoiler98: mmmmm Miso
jadedcynic: Chaos Jacob speaks TREASON: Chocolate is best!!!!!
noSmokeFire: remember that it's a cluster of tiny dinos having this conversation
rrtycoon2: The pun pain grows
RurouniGeo: ME SO HOT FUN lrrDARK
Izhuark: that was going uncanningly smoothly...
AdmiralMemo: Your entire LIVES
TheMerricat: this is totally not a bomb.
coelopteryx: "where do you want to get some food" "the roof"
MAPBoardgames: Well, there will soon be a hole that will go straight there from the floor below.
Despoiler98: BEEEEEEEEEJ
JonnyGlitch: !iptime
kusinohki: "where we're going, we don't need rolls"
Despoiler98: HOLY SHIT
Karfsma778: OH BABY
AdmiralMemo: Someone has lots of dice though
NimrodXIV: WAT
Jake_the_guy: 19!
JonnyGlitch: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:10:31.
snowcookies: omg Beej
Rhynerd: Sounds like a job for Beej.?
matufin0: What?!
DiscordianTokkan: 19 DICE +!
bowsin_durrows: Oh, right, he needs more because of the internal skill.
Solipsody: Oops, I gotta re-do my math,.
Fruan: 19
caelusaran: That was amazing.
EscherichiaCole: oh are we playing Shadowrun now?
niccus: if only we're working with the d8s
BloodnBullets: thank you RAM card
bowsin_durrows: 20 dice.
noSmokeFire: roll EVERY DIE
rrtycoon2: This will be....interesting.
MAPBoardgames: na-na-na-nineteen!
Forgotten_Sanity: YES!
Calaban161: 20 dice
beowuuf: 20 in total :D
ghostvalv: yikes
Gary_Number_427: Ohhh, this wil be good.
kenkopin: Dale is SO GOOD at that. :D
chimingfish: are we sure this isn't shadowrun? :P
Despoiler98: Hes going to fail so hard his head explodes
noSmokeFire: 19 failures
kusinohki: that's a lot of failure potential
AdmiralMemo: Vote now on how many failures!
MaladyDark: heather. you brilliant woman. that was a shuffle and a half
Jake_the_guy: this is insane, i need to get ram cards for my players
prof_membrane: Beej, that's not what "D20" means!
Rufran: getting shadowrun in here
korvys: Dice tower
bowsin_durrows: 19 failures and a computer die.
noSmokeFire: please let someone have an Exploding Criticals action
Rhynerd: That’s more than first rank second rank fire.
Kikazi: so i know "LOL" often doesn't mean the person is actually laughing out loud, but, uh, I was REALLY LOL-ing right then
beowuuf: which can add dice!
Zappeljakob: 6 Failures is my vote
jadedcynic: @MAPBoardgames EZA is on one 'corner' of the Alpha Complex - Margaret is likely arcing the sensitive equipment package up from OUTSIDE the complex and landing it on the roof at AZA
Dumori: This is now SHADIWRUN BEEJ!!
AdmiralMemo: Use the tower!
ElementalAlchemist: MoxyReminder™
LazyC0Mmander: Oh let's see if the computer figure out what's going on... Like they haven't figured out everything going on.
Solipsody: We're looking for 6 or 7 success here.
prof_membrane: "D20" is something else.
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun I recommend the use of a dice tower
Solipsody: Probably half that many fails.
ritchards: no, never blame heather
mowdownjoe: Tell Heather
RockPusher: s/blame/thank
NightValien28: and they all exploded
Sarah_Serinde: Blaming Heather seems like a bad idea
noSmokeFire: @LoadingReadyRun THANK YOU heather
drfox17: beej playing cocktail
Sarah_Serinde: :D lrrHEART Dale
MAPBoardgames: @jadedcynic not according to my head cannon
gnome_friend: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #5175: "So are you summoning a demon?" —Dale, looking very hopeful [2018-07-16]
bowsin_durrows: But it can be an even more spectacular failure and successes.
Despoiler98: I love Dale's GM of Doom laugh
drfox17: that makes "tell dale" make so much more sense
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Dale's the computer dice of our heart.
LRRbot: New quote #6415: "Dale's the computer dice of our heart." —Kathleen [2019-09-23]
Rhynerd: That’s a good description.
drfox17: Tell Friend Dale!
jadedcynic: Dale, Jacob, Ian are playing Paranoia, Kathleen is playing Diplomacy and Beej is playing SHADOWRUN
Rhynerd: lrrSACK
NimrodXIV: wow
Despoiler98: HOLY SHIT
kusinohki: he is immortal...
34Witches: ?!?!?!
Gary_Number_427: WUT
DiscordianTokkan: HOLY MOLY
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bowsin_durrows: Whoa!
Despoiler98: O.O
NightValien28: WHAT
Jake_the_guy: WOW
Questhere: how
BloodnBullets: LUL
jadedcynic: O_O
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp PogChamp
xantos69: cheer50 HOW!
korvys: Holy shit
DiscordianTokkan: sergeHolyMoly
chesul: flawless success!
prof_membrane: what!!!
NightValien28: that is impossible
Rhynerd: Beej is indeed a god.
Zappeljakob: That is statisticaly improbable......
drfox17: @Sarah_Serinde did we get the "boom santa " quote?
Solipsody: 0.31% chance.
coelopteryx: it's chompey's roof now
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Calaban161: Holly
beowuuf: LMAO
RockPusher: :D
AdmiralMemo: DALE!
NightValien28: DO NOT TAKE
Wrexadecimal: enigmaLUL
noSmokeFire: statistically IMPROBABLE
jadedcynic: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: NO NO NO NO
prof_membrane: ha!
bowsin_durrows: Whoa!!
e_bloc: two boxes or no deal
niccus: dale gets a treason star
Despoiler98: JUST WALK AWAY
chesul: you just broke Dale!
Lord_ZYRK: There could be anything in that box. . . even more Moxie
Forgotten_Sanity: Reboot the dale
MAPBoardgames: Does Dale have his own Moxie? Turns out, yes.
beowuuf: this AMAZING role
prof_membrane: that's not sane
MerrimanLyon: Holy bus
Nigouki: "This kills the Jacob"
loki_lxix: Beej know EVERYTHING
NimrodXIV: don't kill Jacob!!!
Solipsody: That was... Highly improbable.
DoctorOfBeard: and that's how jacob died
TemporallyAwry: Ian would have taken it.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Beej, oh my god. think of Jacobs heart
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart
aitsu100: i think Lacob almost had a stroke there
matufin0: Jacob is way more shiny out of a sudden
aitsu100: *Jacob
RurouniGeo: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrDARK lrrDARK
Calaban161: lrrCHKN
jadedcynic: Jacob <3 radHeart lrrHEART
DoodlestheGreat: @temporallyawry, which is why we're SO happy it was Beej.
AdmiralMemo: Jordan has visions of characters he's never met... :D
Lord_ZYRK: Expect the first Char when the dice lands jacked
cosmooooooo: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:34:58. lrrSPOT
loki_lxix: the OVERPLEX
Zalthia: Other people?
kusinohki: "one in the first encounter, two in a random encounter, three during the finale"
Despoiler98: sky kraken :D
gnome_friend: !findquote kraken
LRRbot: Quote #6342: "I want to give the kraken a manicure." —Jacob [2019-08-19]
ArcOfTheConclave: the NPCs of roleplays past present and future.
Sarah_Serinde: :D
LazyC0Mmander: Now I think got a perfect understanding of every concept going on.
snowcookies: illuminati?
KeirenH: oh fuck theres a third one, i forgot
loki_lxix: guns hot
Solipsody: Wait, triangles? What? I missed something.
LazyC0Mmander: I think Blake*
Juliamon: A window of shopportunity, if you will
Despoiler98: Yay Dale nice
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha I was about to say that sounded like it deserved a RAM card
Rhynerd: Are the triangles troubleshooter badges or ira caps?
Lord_ZYRK: Window of Shopportunity :O
Solipsody: @Juliamon A window shopping opportunity?
loki_lxix: murder
gnome_friend: !findquote crime
LRRbot: Quote #5246: "Maybe if we kill both dragons and take over the crime family, people will finally believe we're the good guys." —Paul [2018-08-06]
beowuuf: screw liam b again, use mutant power
Despoiler98: It shoots traffic cones
AdmiralMemo: LOL
thedepthandbreadthofseth: if someone asks if beej is a god... the answer is yes!
Despoiler98: AHAHAHAHA Jacob same thought
loki_lxix: it shoots waffle cones
Rhynerd: Oh, wait, I remember what I cone rifle is.
TemporallyAwry: So - about that "exciting explosive"
Rhynerd: It’s a rocket launcher
jadedcynic: oh NO! Not the Cone Rifle..... (gyrojet - rocket bullets; it was a popular 'theoretical' weapon in the 90's )
DiscordianTokkan: *pop*
BulkRare: Just realized this actual group looks like last Jurrassic Park meme, the one person and 3 Raptors.
34Witches: Bazooka time!
Despoiler98: @jadedcynic not theoretical the Soviets made a gyrojet weapon for use by special forrces underwater
Solipsody: @jadedcynic Ever been in a bottle-rocket fight? They work great if you don't care what you hit!
Rhynerd: IntSec uses them as their standard issue weapons.
noSmokeFire: mirror armor? disco dino??
ninja_theory_ashrams: "Pound for pound, the best human deterrent, the traffic cone." - The Middle-Man
Sarah_Serinde: Very optimistic :D
jadedcynic: @Solipsody EXACTLY @Despoiler98 see what Solipsody said LUL
Sarah_Serinde: Ira pls
drfox17: @jadedcynic Oh god, GYROJET!?
SajuukSjet: laughing so hard this session
ElementalAlchemist: Ira, away is red-shifting
noSmokeFire: Ian playing the anti-scientist is great
jadedcynic: @drfox17 uh-HUH O_O
ElementalAlchemist: You need to charge quickly *toward* them
drfox17: yes, always be dressed well when doing a suicide mission
Despoiler98: @jadedcynic all my Space Marines beg to differ SIR
rrtycoon2: Very Dumb and Dumber.
mowdownjoe: So... the Dumb and Dumber tux.
aitsu100: Zoot Suit
ElementalAlchemist: An orange 3-piece suit
AdmiralMemo: Jordan is a pumpkin
loki_lxix: Dumb and dumber
beowuuf: jacob had a mental image
Sarah_Serinde: BisexualPride BisexualPride BisexualPride
LazyC0Mmander: I'm sorry it's been 2 or 3 session and I've never figured it out. The what coat?
Karfsma778: Can't get more visible
TemporallyAwry: Orange with Grey Pinstripe?
DiscordianTokkan: Bi EXTREMELY Visible day
RurouniGeo: BisexualPride BisexualPride BisexualPride BisexualPride
AdmiralMemo: @LazyC0Mmander Macklemore
LazyC0Mmander: Thank you
AdmiralMemo: @LazyC0Mmander See the song "Thrift Shop"
NimrodXIV: PrideBisexual
coelopteryx: BisexualPride PrideBisexual
ninja_theory_ashrams: "Style over Substance"
noSmokeFire: disco. dino.
jadedcynic: @Despoiler98 but this is PARANOIA, not WH40K....*hijinks ensue* :P
Despoiler98: hes covered in orange sequin chainmail
drfox17: Nibbles wearing the orange dino equivalent of Control's bling gold suit
DiscordianTokkan: BisexualPride BisexualPride BisexualPride
kusinohki: !yay buffering
loki_lxix: Galaxy brain
Despoiler98: @jadedcynic is there that much difference? *sprays bolter rounds stormtrooper style*
DiscordianTokkan: @itomeshi Yesssss
jadedcynic: @itomeshi WOW lrrWOW
LazyC0Mmander: @AdmiralMemo Ok yeah that's kinda what I was picturing
drfox17: @itomeshi Good God
AdmiralMemo: You have a military bot as a contact!
drfox17: WAIT, kennedy has that blue person access
Solipsody: Chompey is me when I used to drink more.
MAPBoardgames: Team Dino!
Solipsody: Oh, speaking of...
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHAHA
ninja_theory_ashrams: Tell Dale
NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
noSmokeFire: @drfox17 I think Kennedy can fool the computer's automated systems, but not people
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
bowsin_durrows: HA!
e_bloc: lrrWOW
Solipsody: Did Dale just get Daled?
BloodnBullets: "there has been a bank error in your favour"
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DiscordianTokkan: "Kathleen this is in your handwriting" "You said I could come up with a card!"
LazyC0Mmander: Wow she just handed Dale a loaded shotgun
AdmiralMemo: Someone call CLAAB who is in the Military
loki_lxix: say yes
jadedcynic: @AdmiralMemo what's Cori doing right now? ;)
xantos69: Oh god what is he going to do to them now.
ElementalAlchemist: pop
Kikazi: Dale is such an impressive GM to make things like this work
Despoiler98: *explosion*
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Despoiler98: OMG
AdmiralMemo: @corianderd Let's find out
Despoiler98: O.O
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSSSS
jadedcynic: lrrWOW
drfox17: WOOOOO
Zappeljakob: dafuq? O.o
NightValien28: uuuh
ninja_theory_ashrams: accidently
Jake_the_guy: YESSSSS
Despoiler98: Noooooooooooo
DoctorOfBeard: er....
Diabore: CAKE
Rhynerd: Poor Steve.
arcaneIllumination: What's the bad news?
loki_lxix: your in the army now
DoctorOfBeard: RUN
Lord_ZYRK: I'm sure this will end only well
DoctorOfBeard: RUN NOW
Despoiler98: hahahahaha JACOB
TemporallyAwry: "It's not easy being green"
Lord_ZYRK: Also seabatYIKES
DiscordianTokkan: Kenny G!
Zalthia: Uh oh
Despoiler98: !panic
snowcookies: omg
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Solipsody: The thing about mistakes is, eventually, they get corrected...
AdmiralMemo: Thank you Friend Heather
bowsin_durrows: It'll be fine.
TheMerricat: How? How did oyu o that so fast?
korvys: !quote Jacob
LRRbot: Quote #5596: "Necromancers: Healers that just didn't give up." —Jacob [2018-12-14]
Bobtheninjagoldfish: they got promoted to G.. and got CONSCRIPTED
loki_lxix: leaf a leaf on the wind
ninja_theory_ashrams: replace one problem with another
coelopteryx: they all wear green very well!
MAPBoardgames: It's not a shoe, it's a sword.
coelopteryx: it suits them
Gekyouryuu: hey, they have clearance to watch the latest Shooters episode!
NightValien28: omg they are a bunch of yoshis
beowuuf: i think at the start, some of us wondered if the ending of this stream could match the end of 4, 5 or 6.... I'm not wondering anymore
A_Dub888: Why's Kennedy a feather on the wind? She's not a dinosaur
AdmiralMemo: @TheMerricat I believe Featherweight had the art ready just in case
noSmokeFire: dale: :D
loki_lxix: yup in the army now
Sarah_Serinde: I suspect the result Kathleen was going for was just having their team approved to go there... :D
GDwarf: I love how absolutely nothing has gone wrong and they're all *terrified*
Solipsody: @coelopteryx Ooh, yeah, actually Kennedy really pulls that off.
Despoiler98: only need to fight if war were happened
Jake_the_guy: this is so great
DoctorOfBeard: just run while you can
Despoiler98: war were happened *alarm*
Rhynerd: Oh everyone’s gonna get kicked out of Orange is the Best Frood.
DoctorOfBeard: war were declared
Sarah_Serinde: Rhynerd Oh Steve's gonna be so disappointed
ninja_theory_ashrams: "just relax, don't worry about it, just go with it" nothing good follows these statements
Despoiler98: @DoctorOfBeard thank you didnt remember right
AdmiralMemo: War Zone, hunh
thundershot879: brought level 10 gear into a level 100 zone
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqItsfine
Rhynerd: @sarah_serinde do you think they’ll still go to the party?
LazyC0Mmander: So last sessions isn't too late to go with a new group of character is what I'm hearing
Despoiler98: they've missed so much cake
beowuuf: in alpha complex hands?
Sarah_Serinde: Rhynerd I'm not sure which would be more of a betrayal: them not showing up, or them showing up in green :D
kusinohki: there?
AdmiralMemo: Please tell me that they see CLAAB at some point
Solipsody: @Rhynerd @Sarah_Serinde Of course they'll go. They wouldn't split the party, surely...
beowuuf: do they need to disguise kennedy at some point?
Rhynerd: @sarah_serinde I think the only non betrayal would be if they all called Steve and told him what happened.
jadedcynic: you're helping the Military accomplish THEIR assignment - retake the 'liberated' parts of level A etc :D
Rockario: So, our troubleshooters just accidentally started a major push
Rytel: Even if they're wearing orange, don't their displays still say G?
asddsa28: dall
aitsu100: why do i have a Tony Stark in the middle east feel rn
AdmiralMemo: Dale is OK with people dying
ritchards: "oh, is that all" Dale says
korvys: !quote Dale
LRRbot: Quote #4630: "Clearly our heroes think the mistake was not theirs." —Dale [2018-01-29]
mowdownjoe: Dale is already planning a death.
LazyC0Mmander: oh that would be such a shame
Despoiler98: OH Dales gonna kill ALL YALL
Zappeljakob: that was an awefully fast okay from Dale...
jadedcynic: @Rytel ....for now; how long before the glitch gets fixed? ;)
beowuuf: killed in a deadzone!
Kikazi: Blake is about to die, me thinks
LazyC0Mmander: At a disadvantage I imagine
ElementalAlchemist: I love the stuff that gets combined with Violence in this system
AdmiralMemo: Succ-stress!
Despoiler98: ARTILLERY!
jadedcynic: @Zappeljakob Dale is a Helper, he ALWAYS wants to say Yes to everything the players want lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Featherweight_: red lasers blue lasers
noSmokeFire: "an enormous barrage of YES"
Rhynerd: Now I just wanna sing “God’s gonna cut you down” but replacing “god” with “Dale”
Despoiler98: our ARTILLERY will shake them up!
AdmiralMemo: What do these "enemies" look like?
beowuuf: +8 dice!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
AdmiralMemo: Nice!
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHA
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asddsa28: check and mate dall
Solipsody: *Very Chompey voice*: Nothing matters, just floor it!
Sarah_Serinde: !df xp points
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bowsin_durrows: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
Zalthia: Kathleen is the MVP this episode
beowuuf: to her ...8 for charm+chutzpah?
noSmokeFire: things kennedy has brought on their missions: a megaphone, a vape pen
jadedcynic: shielded is Friend Computer? What happens if they start up the degaussing field THROUGH a big chunk of Alpha Complex
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Solipsody: Well, Friend Computer has withstood all the magnetic fields up to now...
thundershot879: WELP
MAPBoardgames: I'm imagining under-plex-speech is Esperanto
AdmiralMemo: Or if they are, they're suicidal
Solipsody: @jadedcynic Given the usual backstory for Paranoia, it's survived at least one massive EMP.
LazyC0Mmander: Holy hell is this team going so far above their paygrade
jadedcynic: @MAPBoardgames of course - because it's better :D
snowcookies: So Illuminati
Featherweight_: Local bluetooth
AdmiralMemo: Kim's gone to find some thermal paste
jadedcynic: @LazyC0Mmander there's this session and one more left, remember - got lots to get done before it's all over
MAPBoardgames: The ceiling is REEEEAAAALLLY high up.
mahpete_: wasn't beej drawing triangles on a subway a few episodes ago?
mahpete_: was that a virus?
jadedcynic: it's way far up there - there's even steam clouds (like when you run the shower for a while) between you and that blue ceiling
rrtycoon2: Curious to see how they contact the underplex now....
mahpete_: was it fixed?
Kikazi: lemme guess who this is
Sarah_Serinde: :D
drfox17: what
corianderd: mahpete_ that was a mission from Liam B
Solipsody: "The password or die."
Lord_ZYRK: "Sorry"? Are they CANADIAN? MiniK
jadedcynic: ^^^^
LazyC0Mmander: @jadedcynic Still they were messing with trying to repair random cracks recently enough.
AdmiralMemo: @mahpete_ Yep. At Liam-B's insistence. They've only recently realized Liam-B is not their friend.
ElementalAlchemist: solipsody: You forgot the "sorry" at the end; prepare to die
TemporallyAwry: Solipsody - Sorry, you forgot the "Sorry".
Ceris75: Sounds like them Duke boys are in a whole heap of trouble
Zappeljakob: hopefully no dying this time
Despoiler98: Wings AND puffy fur
loki_lxix: 1234
e_bloc: telepathy?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSSSS
AdmiralMemo: YES
NimrodXIV: yesssss
chesul: YES!
Wrexadecimal: YES BEEJ YES lrrHORN
Kramburger: BOOM
e_bloc: thank god
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Despoiler98: YES BEEJ YES
LazyC0Mmander: Oh YES!
snowcookies: holy
bowsin_durrows: YES@!!!
Karfsma778: AhHA
Lord_ZYRK: 10/10
xantos69: BEEJ IS HERO!!!!!!! cheer50
jadedcynic: BEEJ lrrBEEJ WHALE PLAID!!!!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
BloodForTheCorelab: BEEJ you magnificent genius!
Rhynerd: YES!
Calaban161: I almost forgot that
chesul: BEEJ with the OP Powers!
Wrexadecimal: lrrBEEJ lrrHORN
noSmokeFire: Blake has SO MANY powers he forgot about telepathy
thundershot879: BEEJ!!
ThePoshPanda: FortOne thepos2Sweet FortOne
NightValien28: ahahahahaha
beowuuf: *all of the golf claps*
TemporallyAwry: The RealitySpinner was a real turning point for Blake.
e_bloc: buttslol
BloodForTheCorelab: qwerty123?
Gekyouryuu: swordfish
azureHaights: I'd like to take this moment to say HELLO STREAM HIGHLIGHTS
snowcookies: dickbutt
DiscordianTokkan: Purple Monkey Dishwasher!
jadedcynic: Dale: "Why WOULDN'T I say 'Yes'?!?" LUL
AdmiralMemo: Something about cold or winter or something
LazyC0Mmander: Frood are the best?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I love this campaign so much
chimingfish: dale has so many regrets right now
Kramburger: hunter2
Pteraspidomorphi: So this was supposed to be impossible
coelopteryx: password is "oh jeez"
Solipsody: "Stupid."
NimrodXIV: Password123
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Kikazi: uh oh
korvys: "The Password"
prof_membrane: "alpha"
Ceris75: Thank you Heather
e_bloc: wait what.
Lord_ZYRK: That's. . . a password
NightValien28: YES!!!!
TheMerricat: Dale is such an awesome DM. Improv king.
Zappeljakob: Dale gets totally outplayed today XD
bowsin_durrows: Bossassberkleytraffomatic is what I got from that.
AdmiralMemo: "Alright."
MAPBoardgames: "Winter is cool." ?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: password1
Kikazi: Good News!
DiscordianTokkan: Good NEwwwwwwwws!
SajuukSjet: Good News!
Gekyouryuu: "......I guess that checks out, come on in."
NightValien28: when Ian says do we go back to university, it always frightens me
undecided44: "... and I read his g-d damn mind!!!"
kusinohki: I thought chat was off...
Rhynerd: It’ll be fun to hear dale’s afterthoughts on this episode.
Zappeljakob: need to go unfortunately, see you all later in the vod
beowuuf: in the dead zone
Solipsody: Anyone know morse? Smoke signals?
rrtycoon2: Well, can someone communicate while falling down the big tube?
Solipsody: Explosive code?
jadedcynic: Anyone got a BIG NET?
beowuuf: cult of the winter whatnow?
AdmiralMemo: Is Liam B the Winter King?
Solipsody: Anybody got a hammer? Red October style?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "You magnificent bastard,I read your book! Sorry; mind... I read your mind"
jadedcynic: Liam-B is part of the Cult of the Winter King...or is HE the Winter King?
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Have a Treason Star.
bowsin_durrows: He's probably just a mid-high level member.
gnome_friend has a treason star
Lord_ZYRK: Cult of the Winter King is a bitchin' band name, btw
SajuukSjet: so much star wars, ian :D
TemporallyAwry: Ira ... you're being suspiciously helpful today.
caelusaran: Oh god the other shoe...
beowuuf: i like they have no plan for catching it
Despoiler98: TORPEDO
MaladyDark: !advice
LRRbot: Have some Hot Fun.
MAPBoardgames: !badadvice
LRRbot: Ignore Dale.
jadedcynic: Catapault/trebuchet/etc
Wrexadecimal: odds on the tube just flattening someone?
gnome_friend: I love the special paranoia advice
Sarah_Serinde: gnome_friend I have no idea what you're talking about :P
j0xer: its a giant bullet
MaladyDark: as a red citizen, I shall have a Raspberry Hot-fun.
Despoiler98: @Wrexadecimal I bet Beej Gets pasted by a torpedo
j0xer: they probably want to leave
gnome_friend: I love friend @Sarah_Serinde
MAPBoardgames: @Wrexadecimal less than 1, but prolly not by much
Sarah_Serinde: gnome_friend Also friend Juliamon!
gnome_friend: I love friend mods! sergeModLove
AdmiralMemo: lasOO?
jadedcynic: give them a target that's NOT YOU
rrtycoon2: Need a hook from a previous game.....
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy! katesWave Back from dinner, and I'm *not* going to bother asking what has happened because I already see a lot has happened
Solipsody: Chompey can fly, and he's immortal. He's obviously the best candidate to catch it.
Despoiler98: GDI Dale
AdmiralMemo: @PharaohBender27 They are on the Roof in the Realm of the Winter King.
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
BloodForTheCorelab: lol Jacob
mahpete_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:38:44.
jadedcynic: Dale ALWAYS says YES - even when it's not helpful #DaleIsALivingMonkeysPaw LUL
Sarah_Serinde: It's fun getting Jacob to react that way :P
MaladyDark: I have to wonder, is Jacob this cruel/divine to his players.
PharaohBender27: @AdmiralMemo Yeah, I'm going to need to watch the VOD :D
planeswalkagogo: Is it just me, or does Jacob die in side just a little bit every time he participates
Sarah_Serinde: planeswalkagogo Nah, Jacob's having a great time
gnome_friend: !quote jacob
LRRbot: Quote #6282: "I asked the DM if something was fair, and that was my mistake." —Jacob [2019-08-05]
jadedcynic: jig's up
Wrexadecimal: uhoh
kusinohki: "introducing the great comedy duo - Jacob and dale!"
thundershot879: there's the shoe
mahpete_: 30-50 feral hoverbots?
Despoiler98: Bomb time
Despoiler98: throwing bomb time
bowsin_durrows: Teleport as they shoot.
LazyC0Mmander: Nice call Ian.
TemporallyAwry: Hey BoomSanta? The Winter King is coming :D
beowuuf: +3 megaphone +5 ram card +8 natural node?
jadedcynic: how long can you stall, Kennedy?
Gildan_Bladeborn: There's a big red button in a burlap sack.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW Heather :D
DoctorOfBeard: bomb and teleport is a good plan
Despoiler98: Splatter liam like a fucking bug
MAPBoardgames: Stand right here. on this X
LazyC0Mmander: And there's the other shoe
jadedcynic: would've been nice to bring him here to wipe him out
noSmokeFire: put him in a cannon
beowuuf: teleport mutant power and lots of moxie?
coelopteryx: maybe if they stack 3 taxibots on top of each other, they go faster :P
PharaohBender27: @AdmiralMemo Wait - is Liam the Winter King? Suddenly I think I might be able to no-scope what's happening
AdmiralMemo: @PharaohBender27 We don't know yet. I suspect maybe.
ritchards: if only there was a really epic roll...
AdmiralMemo: Dale says Yes
Despoiler98: Squishy Missile Plan is the best plan
LazyC0Mmander: They really don't have to murder Liam now. Pick that damn cylinder with the teleportation!
Sarah_Serinde: Simple
Solipsody: But they've got to kill someclone. They're trouble SHOOTERS, not trouble SOLVERS.
jadedcynic: @LazyC0Mmander can only teleport self....and MAYBE someone or something they touch
caelusaran: Oh no.
Despoiler98: ALL players hell yes
bowsin_durrows: Epic roll time. :)
LazyC0Mmander: @jadedcynic Ah fair. That's a shame
AdmiralMemo: Number Of Dice... What's the E?
beowuuf: don't forget megaphone :p
Master_Gunner: Number Of DicE
Solipsody: Number Of DicE.
bowsin_durrows: 20 again!
djalternative: Number of Dice, eh?
thundershot879: Number of DicE
rrtycoon2: Number Of DicE
beowuuf: shout in to the connection
Wrexadecimal: so a standard game of Exalted lrrBEEJ
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the ultimate friend of dice
jadedcynic: NoD (the O has a bar above it for the 'long vowel sound' ;) )
PharaohBender27: SingsNote Tooo many dice, toooo many diiice . . . SingsNote
Despoiler98: That was a satisfying sound
xantos69: What is even happening now?
Kikazi: and everyone leans in
RockPusher: DiceSMR
arcaneIllumination: So everyone rolls Beej's additional number of dice, not their own?
Rufran: Dale is so disappointed
Despoiler98: the dice gods love the crew tonight
jadedcynic: RNJesus was with us :D
beowuuf: presumably jacob is used to rolling insane dice pools being a vampire player
Ceris75: Thank you Heather
coelopteryx: ah number of dice, aka nöd
AdmiralMemo: @arcaneIllumination No, they add their clone number, so Kennedy adds 5
jadedcynic: @coelopteryx YES - exactly! :D
bowsin_durrows: Oh, yeah!
chesul: YES!!!!!
Despoiler98: YES JACOB YES
Sarah_Serinde: He sure did :D
arcaneIllumination: @AdmiralMemo Okay, I swear I heard Kathleen said something about adding 9.
Wrexadecimal: yoooooo
thundershot879: YES
chesul: I love the look on Dales face.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this is the penultimate episode right?
jadedcynic: oh honey! LUL
34Witches: There's a floor here, isn't there
Lord_ZYRK: It spins reality, so maybe Kappa
bowsin_durrows: It does something with probability.
PharaohBender27: Dale has doubts
Rhynerd: We’ll find out!
arcaneIllumination: Everything has been adding up to this.
Sarah_Serinde: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
beowuuf: teleport up in to the air
Solipsody: Give it to Chompey! He can fly!
beowuuf: fliiiight!
coelopteryx: the above-floor,
Solipsody: YES!
TemporallyAwry: Beej the Immortal - Time to Fly.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
Despoiler98: BUST WINGS
Despoiler98: space blanket
Sarah_Serinde: :D
BloodForTheCorelab: :D
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote say yes
LRRbot: Quote #6274: "I'm going to say "yes" to everything you say." —Dale [2019-08-05]
snowcookies: I need to rewatch this cause twitch keeps stuttering for me
bowsin_durrows: :D
TemporallyAwry: Well - not cold blooded at least.
Lord_ZYRK: Yes, that is absolutely how reflective armor works and you'll be fine.
Solipsody: Oh... Almost Overload is so very, very close to Actually Overload...
drfox17: full body armor can be cute!
jadedcynic: @snowcookies hope for better connection to watch the VOD later! <3
FITorion: "warm"
Despoiler98: Power armor
Despoiler98: that's warm
drfox17: i've seen those ads for that cosplay armor
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is it wrong that I want Dale to use a monocle instead of glasses?
Despoiler98: O.O
AdmiralMemo: Ira Plz
Despoiler98: OH GOD WHY
beowuuf: in a dead zone!
kusinohki: aww. have to leave. catch the rest in the vod!
Despoiler98: WHY IAN
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhEXTREME lrrHEART
LazyC0Mmander: Ian taking one for the team!
Solipsody: @drfox17 I wouldn't call that "full".
Lord_ZYRK: There are no dumb questions, but there are very dangerous ones.
EternalDensity: I sitll haven't finished ep 5 :(
EternalDensity: see you on the vod
mowdownjoe: At least it's +6 to his -whatever...
PharaohBender27: lrrIAN = CHAOS
RockPusher: benginChaos lrrIAN tiltyhEXTREME
Rhynerd: Honestly you folks are a chaos strike force right now.
ElementalAlchemist: Moxy?
DarkMorford: *pop*
thundershot879: somehow everything is coming together
EternalDensity: just have to inform you that "clickloutt" is the name of my next bunning ditoris cover band.
ElementalAlchemist: Pop!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Despoiler98: *pop*
thundershot879: was Kathleen talking about needlebee?
Despoiler98: O.O
Despoiler98: That's not a spear anymore that's a JAVELIN
Solipsody: @thundershot879 The Great Sausage Guideline Caper, I think.
mahpete_: @thundershot879 I think that's the only one she's run so far
beowuuf: teleport?
Fruan: Time for the tech pulse?
thundershot879: oh wait she is talking about Enor?
KeirenH: Law and Order, she's talking about law and order
Juliamon: Enor the hedonist, yes
thundershot879: bylaw and order
PrinceNimzar: unmei kaihen?
LazyC0Mmander: Oh so Paranoia is actually a setting to Destroy the GM's ability to stop any dumb PC plans
Despoiler98: EMP
KeirenH: with the shroom grower
PharaohBender27: (Having missed like 45 minutes in the middle of this stream) Is this a . . . holy spear? One of destiny, perhaps?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: there is a lot going on
thundershot879: they are doing chaos
34Witches: It's a degaussing thingy
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 It's a missile
drfox17: a delivery missile
ElementalAlchemist: It's a five-meter-long thing that degausses
ElementalAlchemist: It's huge
TheMerricat: I love that they have totally derailed Dale's plans and he's still in charge.:-)
Solipsody: @LazyC0Mmander Why stop what you can weaponize?
Wrexadecimal: violence engineering. love it
duskcheetah: @PharaohBender27 The underplex is sending a 5-meter-long package that will help with degaussing, which the team is using as an ad-hoc long-distance spear
MAPBoardgames: Violence + Engineering. YES!
LazyC0Mmander: @Solipsody How can you weaponize this much chaos even as the best GM ever?
DiscordianTokkan: EMP: Tech boom. IMP: Food!
CrazyZonie: Hi Chat! I see we have three dinos!
Solipsody: @LazyC0Mmander Wait for everoyne to get themselves killed, take credit after the fact?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: if it's 2 peice of plastic.. why is it effected by magnets?
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 Thanks. Though if Liam-B is misusing it, I do have to wonder if it's metaphorically the Holy Lance, i.e. this is a Paranoia-game version of "Parsifal"
CrazyZonie: And Chompey is a very wonderful dino.
loki_lxix: all your own armor
loki_lxix: and guns
MAPBoardgames: Hi @CrazyZonie You see it right.
LazyC0Mmander: @Solipsody They kill might the entire complex before that happens though.
Rhynerd: If it’s just two pieces of plastic and nothing else than it might be an SCP.
Wrexadecimal: rip Ian
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 I don't know if Liam knows about the missile. They're trying get him hit with it
34Witches: @PharaohBender27 Liam's not the one using it -- they're trying to drop it on him
drfox17: so holy spear of vengance?
PharaohBender27: @34Witches Ah
Rhynerd: Plus 6!
CrazyZonie: @MAPBoardgames Hi. Had to go pick up the kid. It's raining and she didn't want to ride the bus.
Despoiler98: Wait Is Ian a robot? I thought he was a dino in this body why would an EMP hurt him ?
Solipsody: @LazyC0Mmander TCK. Total. Complex. Kill. Still counts.
LazyC0Mmander: That seems like a very convoluted plan to kill one dude.
Wrexadecimal: @Despoiler98 he's cold. set blaserts to overload for warmth
RatherWT: So. I'm seeing this right, right?
Wrexadecimal: *blasters
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 Apologies, I made a reference I thought maybe they were making which you likely didn't get :P
mowdownjoe: @Despoiler98 Everyone has a brain implant.
Despoiler98: OH......
ritchards: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:54:20.
Despoiler98: There ya go
mahpete_: some emps types could make lots of heat and sparks @Despoiler98
Despoiler98: MEAT EYES
caelusaran: No more pixels?
jadedcynic: @Despoiler98 no, he's an organic dino - but how good is his ballistic-judging skills without the use of Core-Tek?
GDwarf: "You are now seeing manually" is a heck of a thing to hear
Mysticman89: special eyes
AdmiralMemo: Oh wait... Yeah, what about the pixels... :D
AdmiralMemo: Dale Deck!
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo I'm pretty sure they wouldn't want those uncovered right now...
HydraWiggins: @AdmiralMemo if anyone needs pixels theyre dead of frost
Solipsody: Why did he pick anything other than mutant powers?
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde @HydraWiggins True. I was just thinking in theory.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh in theory, absolutely :D
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Despoiler98: O.O
Despoiler98: OH NO
Wrexadecimal: NotLikeThis seabatYIKES
Sarah_Serinde: gasp
AdmiralMemo: Someone else?
NimrodXIV: eek
DiscordianTokkan: Come back as... Blue Blake? Somehow?
AdmiralMemo: Like Brenda? Kappa
Rhynerd: Please tell me somebody comes back as Liam.
Sarah_Serinde: Suddenly Nibbles has a *lot* of motivation to not die
thundershot879: dragon dino
corianderd: Yesssssss
Solipsody: @Sarah_Serinde I dunno. If he comes back as Chompey I think Jacob might be okay with it.
jadedcynic: that MIGHT be relevant...
loki_lxix: don't breath it in
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 (i.e.I thought they were perhaps making an oblique reference to Wagner's opera "Parsifal," and Liam-B was filling the role of Klingsor - sorry, you'
AdmiralMemo: Haha
Wrexadecimal: lrrHEATHER
DoodlestheGreat: LUL
beowuuf: LOL
DiscordianTokkan: YESSS Heather!
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
RatherWT: What the hell is going on!
mowdownjoe: Thanks Wife Computer.
e_bloc: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp
jadedcynic: lrrHEATHER WHALE PLAID :D
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 *you'll need to look it up
korvys: !quote Jacob
LRRbot: Quote #6120: "I'm hopped up on cola!" —Jacob [2019-06-15]
Sarah_Serinde: Solipsody True, but would he trust Dale enough to risk it? :D
e_bloc: the grand reveal will be that Heather is Friend Computer
bowsin_durrows: It's going to end up being all tell dale decks.
LoadingReadyRun: They keep dying in water, they clearly needed a life guard
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
DiscordianTokkan: Beej is Brainstorming!
Despoiler98: Suddently this is a game of MTG
PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun :D
MaladyDark: that look, though aimed at heather was pretty much right at the camera ;D
loki_lxix: in response brainstorm
gnome_friend: You can brainstorm wrong?
Rhynerd: Doesn’t a second roll disintegrate the spinner?
jadedcynic: @LoadingReadyRun you are NOT wrong. LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: anticipate 'ing on endstep
mLorange: Reality storm
Lord_ZYRK: Heather you're not wrong
snowcookies: they are now blue players
bowsin_durrows: Remember, they can spin back and forth between them.
LazyC0Mmander: @LoadingReadyRun Man Liam B was a very considerate man after all
Wrexadecimal: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Despoiler98: move to combat steP??????
mahpete_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:58:39.
Wrexadecimal: Press F6?
DiscordianTokkan: Or, I guess, yeah, Antici-paté
drfox17: beej holds priority
BusTed: Holding priority...
Banrael: subway200 bonus20
CrazyZonie: Oooooo.... Arizona just got some flash flood warnings. Time to see how many idiot drivers falls victim to Arizona'a many "normally dry" creeks and washes.
bowsin_durrows: As long as they don't use it twice in a row as the same person they'll be fine.
34Witches: You die if you spin twice in a row, right?
duskcheetah: right.
Wrexadecimal: Beej's face enigmaLUL
AdmiralMemo: Jacob got something good
mahpete_: 16?
mowdownjoe: +5? When did Ira git gud at engineering? That's not fun.
MAPBoardgames: @CrazyZonie It never rains in Arizona. I've lived here all my life and I can say that.
Despoiler98: mmmmmmmmm dice tower
AdmiralMemo: Tower don't fail us now!
PharaohBender27: SingsNote Tooo many dice, tooo many dice . . . SingsNote
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait is it +clone number to both aspects?
mLorange: Disable that card!
CrazyZonie: @MAPBoardgames It's raining right now. Want me to send you a picture?
bowsin_durrows: LUL
PharaohBender27: :O
corianderd: lol
jadedcynic: O_O
Despoiler98: :D
Wrexadecimal: YESSS
bowsin_durrows: lrrDARK
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Rhynerd: Yes!
BusTed: That could be very bad.
Wrexadecimal: lrrHORN
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh! Baby!
prof_membrane: oh no
snowcookies: holy
AdmiralMemo: Are they just killing Liam?
prof_membrane: oh no oh no
e_bloc: Dale is just like this is out of my hands
Lord_ZYRK: Aww, here it goes
thundershot879: F
DoctorOfBeard: dale has lost control
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR SPLAT
jadedcynic: @BusTed in for a penny, in for a pound :D
Rhynerd: I think Liam is now a salsa.
chesul: so, how much tomato sauce is there now/
34Witches: Metre!
draja128: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrHEART
korvys: 5 Meter
AdmiralMemo: The call-back!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW Dale
jadedcynic: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: Wow........
Karfsma778: oh god
Sarah_Serinde: also Ian pls
corianderd: no
Sarah_Serinde: Ian
caelusaran: Eugh
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: fatality
AdmiralMemo: lrrWOW
e_bloc: so he's a Mantenna
NimrodXIV: uhhhhhhh
Ceris75: DAMN
beowuuf: wow, deep cut to ep 1 / b riefing 2
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! A rat has dug its teeth into your head.
wyrdness101: avalonOOF
Kikazi: wwwwooooooowwwww
Brok3nGol3m: lrrSPOOP
arcaneIllumination: Dale honestly brought this upon himself. He's the one who always said yes.
Despoiler98: OMG IAN WHY
MaladyDark: ewwwww.
EldarLuin: O.o
Dog_of_Myth: Skin of Ian, Column of Metal
BDXIIX: this has been some dark shit
Sarah_Serinde: Take one for the team, Ian
BusTed: It's lethal!
MAPBoardgames: Dale want's to get rid of the RAM card
loki_lxix: Kathleen has a first aid kit
arcaneIllumination: blazin5Tea
MaladyDark: well. they said they had spares...
Sarah_Serinde: Ian pls
mLorange: Sudden death! Is active.
thundershot879: sudden death!
chesul: Oh Ian...
BusTed: And so the contract is sealed.
EldarLuin: Oh don't say Leaf on the wind....
mahpete_: Ian can fix it, maybe
s0lesurviv0r: enbSwoleL lrrIAN enbSwoleR
Sarah_Serinde: Okay that's an amazing emote combination
JohnLockeCole: The Rod is not a Creature, Sudden Death doesn't work on it, also Liam resolves sudden death
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
Despoiler98: SERPENTINE
caelusaran: Worst case scenario - the skin goes with the cylinder
PharaohBender27: @caelusaran How much of the skin, though!?
Solipsody: @caelusaran WORST case scenario: Everything except the skin goes with the cylinder.
corianderd: PharaohBender27 more than there was before
SajuukSjet: good gods, this session has been breakneck speed
TheMerricat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:04:21.
MAPBoardgames: I'm waiting for the bacon smell when they turn the degaussing cylinder on.
JohnLockeCole: Be a leaf on the wind
JohnLockeCole: that is the plan
gnome_friend: !findquote leaf
LRRbot: Quote #1492: "I'm a leaf on the wind! Wait no..." —Paul [2016-01-11]
AdmiralMemo: Mmmmmmm Liam Bacon
drfox17: what
PharaohBender27: @corianderd See you're still playing as CLAAB Kappa
mahpete_: the car's native population is being worn by a cylinder.
djalternative: Bone Arrow
DiscordianTokkan: Everyone needs to Akira Slide at least once
djalternative: Bow Narrow
Despoiler98: dino BITE
Homarid_Strike_The_Power: Cavemen DID hunt dinosaurs!
Rhynerd: That dinosaur hunter is going to be devoured.
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
Lord_ZYRK: Hey now, this is a Complex Guy we're talking about, Homarid_Strike_The_Power Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Go for the eyes, Boo- I mean Chompey!
Sarah_Serinde: :D
caelusaran: Dark.
AdmiralMemo: ALL the dice!
bowsin_durrows: This has very well been the best session so far.
aitsu100: question was Liam a trouble shooter?
rrtycoon2: I mean there could be a catastrophic failure.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: each episode just gets better.
snowcookies: Liam worked for Mind Control
JohnLockeCole: negative three plus nine is six
djalternative: dale the math teacher
Rhynerd: @aitsu100 he was blue or higher, and the head of the TV Show Shooters:
aitsu100: ok
LazyC0Mmander: Oh that Dale face
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PharaohBender27: @corianderd Oops, I meant CLAAAB, sorry :/
AdmiralMemo: Oh no!
MAPBoardgames: I'm envisioning Chompey riding this dude with the bow-string as a rein
SydPreviouslyHeadache: YES
corianderd: @PharaohBender27 I wasn't gonna correct you ;)
EldarLuin: Dale's face. lol
Rhynerd: Gonna tokyo drift right into a fool.
SajuukSjet: i _want_ to see this anime :D
itomeshi: I asked my wife this same question!
Sibwow: he flintstoned it
drfox17: i hope it doesn't explode
PharaohBender27: @corianderd Thanks :)
djalternative: It could be an old car without emp-able electronics.
asddsa28: pore dall
AdmiralMemo: Ira destroys Blake's taxi!
thundershot879: at least it went out in style
rrtycoon2: This is Paranoia Karma.
AdmiralMemo: WUT
Rhynerd: Would violently neo-tokyo drifting into a person be a good way for a taxi-pod to die?
PharaohBender27: Blake's finally free!
DiscordianTokkan: The Tentacles!
chesul: YES!
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSS
drfox17: DEAR GOD
DoctorOfBeard: YES!
caelusaran: Holy maker.
Wrexadecimal: YOOO
snowcookies: omg
Rhynerd: Yes!
niccus: OH NO
InkyGhoast: JACOB WHAT
PharaohBender27: :O :D
Karfsma778: OH YES
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Featherweight_
djalternative: SWEET!!!!!!!!
chesul: That is WONDERFUL!
Wrexadecimal: PogChamp
coelopteryx: lordy!
EldarLuin: o.o
MAPBoardgames: @Featherweight_ WOW!
Fruan: Whaaaaaat
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I mean, i already rewatch dice friends a lot. but if LRR found a way to get animating them to.OH MY GOD
bowsin_durrows: YES! seabatBRAIN
s0lesurviv0r: clzStress
RurouniGeo: YES
Rathorius: I misrea the schedule, how long has it been on?
thundershot879: AHHHHHH
snowcookies: lovely
Gekyouryuu: that's unsettling!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: YES!!!!!!!!!!
itomeshi: Dino is not so cute anymore.
Kikazi: katesWa katesOw
arcaneIllumination: blazin5Geter
caelusaran: That is......amazing
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
mahpete_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:11:30.
drfox17: that is TERRIFYING
AdmiralMemo: !uptime
caelusaran: And horrifying.
Sarah_Serinde: SydPreviouslyHeadache That would be *so much* work
MaladyDark: how much art was commisioned for this???
mahpete_: @Rathorius about 2 hours
Despoiler98: Jacob is the Cat from Captain Marvel!
Sarah_Serinde: As much as was needed?
Homarid_Strike_The_Power: Become The Kraken!!
Rhynerd: I hope Featherweight’s here to see this.
couldntpickausername: I am so ready for a whole range of nibbles fanart
BloodForTheCorelab: O.O
j0xer: i think that RAM card needs to go
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART @Featherweight_
Karfsma778: That is indeed A Lot
EldarLuin: "Wow. That's a lot." - Kathleen 2019
BloodForTheCorelab: i go to the bathroom and come back to this???
Rathorius: Oh, shame, but I gotta watch
Tantusar: "Ew."
Despoiler98: slytqItsfine
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:12:24.
caelusaran: xD
SydPreviouslyHeadache: @Sarah_Serinde yeah, idk how they would do that, animation is not easy in the slightest
Ceris75: This Ram card is THE BEST
DiscordianTokkan: Delicious fresh meat!
bowsin_durrows: It takes a lot for it to go while it's around. @j0xer
PharaohBender27: OH NO (?)
Sarah_Serinde: "It's not gonna affect anything" sounds like a challenge to me :P
SydPreviouslyHeadache: my best guess would be have Dice Friends be like a story board for an existing animation network
AdmiralMemo: "shan't" is a word I don't hear often. :D
Rathorius: Why is Ian missing?
drfox17: climb the tower, save the princess
Sarah_Serinde: Probably just needed the washroom
MAPBoardgames: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
Rathorius: Nevermind
MostCallMe__Tim: how...... did they have that graphic ready for nibbles?
Rhynerd: Two less dice for Jordan, but two less enemies in the world!
beowuuf: ian has always been here friend computer
Sarah_Serinde: MostCallMe__Tim He got that mutation last week I believe, so Featherweight had time
AdmiralMemo: @MostCallMe__Tim I assume that they tell Featherweight about mutant powers prior to the session
caelusaran: Core-techs are fried also.
Juliamon: He definitely mentioned he had tentacle mutation last week
MostCallMe__Tim: featherweight is a god
caelusaran: Wait, doesn't that mean they'll forget all of this if/when they die?
beowuuf: indeed
AdmiralMemo: @caelusaran With this RAM card, I doubt death is likely. :D
InkyGhoast: for once the one in despair is dale
caelusaran: Yeah, but can core-techs be replaced.. non-fatally? o.o
loki_lxix: mix match the colors
Solipsody: He's in the zone!
Lord_ZYRK: He can see The Matrix WutFace
Ceris75: its weird seeing Dale in this position
loki_lxix: and explosion
kenkopin: He's in The Medness!
MAPBoardgames: If you match the colors, it actually works. Why didn't I think that before?
beowuuf: i think the pulse was temporary?
matufin0: is it frozen there?
arcaneIllumination: Why would Dale be sad? The players are still enjoying it.
Despoiler98: *inception noise* BOWHAAAAAAAAM
Sarah_Serinde: "Bemused" might be a good mood :D
Sarah_Serinde: For certain moments this session
SydPreviouslyHeadache: though, i'm not actually sure if LRR or Dale or Jacob would necessarily want to have Dice Friends be an animation, because making some actions explicit maybe somethings would be lost
DiscordianTokkan: How long range is telepathy, I wonder
InkyGhoast: "i straight up don't know what's going on with you guys" it's always great when you flummox the dm
SydPreviouslyHeadache: because with what all is going on, i have a rich head image, and i'm just having a blast
AdmiralMemo: Jacob "Leaf on the Feather!" Burgess
bowsin_durrows: Leaf of the feather on the wind or something like that.
PharaohBender27: Stop jinxing the party!
caelusaran: Chompey can fly?
Rhynerd: What does Jacob have there?
EldarLuin: Dale's face!!! XD
bowsin_durrows: So Brendas just somehow appear?
djalternative: Dale = Winter King
caelusaran: I assume Liam was, in fact, the Winter King?
PharaohBender27: Good ol' Hank
azureHaights: [~hank]
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
MAPBoardgames: When Liam comes back, he's gonna be pissed
34Witches: Ha!
AdmiralMemo: Oops
korvys: Right! Liam also has clones
Wrexadecimal: ruhroh
PharaohBender27: UH OH
EldarLuin: :o
snowcookies: welp
Despoiler98: OH NO
rrtycoon2: Final act, party wipe
Ceris75: Man Kim is sooo pissed she missed this
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
Sarah_Serinde: I would honestly take that offer :D
caelusaran: :D
beowuuf: ooooooh
AdmiralMemo: Take it!
loki_lxix: no more dino
Sarah_Serinde: ALTHOUGH: what bodies will they have??
AdmiralMemo: It's only a model!
MAPBoardgames: Who is Nibbles coming back as?
Wrexadecimal: lrrIAN enigmaLUL
Karfsma778: GOD DAMMIT I forgot the accent
34Witches: Ah, the accent
beowuuf: gills!
PharaohBender27: :D lrrIAN
InkyGhoast: yeeeessssss
Sarah_Serinde: Ahahaha
e_bloc: oh yes
Questhere: ahahahaha
Wrexadecimal: we are brenda
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
AdmiralMemo: They're all coming back as BRENDAS!
drfox17: OH SNAP
Ceris75: oh noooooooooo
damn_i_am_pretty: yaaas
PharaohBender27: OH WOW\
e_bloc: we brendas now
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH No. no not Nibbles
Wrexadecimal: WELP
chesul: YES!!!
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSSSS
BusTed: Haha.
xantos69: cheer50 amazing session team!
bowsin_durrows: So they're all dinobrendas.
EldarLuin: ROFL!!!
drfox17: WHAT
Kikazi: aw dang
thundershot879: "body of another person"
djalternative: Jacob wakes up as someone else instead anyway.
LazyC0Mmander: Ah Brenda team
MaladyDark: BRENDA!!!!!!
chesul: BRENDA TEAM!
Baldrash: Everything's coming up Brenda!
TacitusVigil: WOAH
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rofl
NimrodXIV: Remember how Jacon created Brenda? lol
snowcookies: omg
Wrexadecimal: @djalternative true!
Brok3nGol3m: Thank you Heather!
Despoiler98: NO MORE DINOS
NightValien28: oh boi
NimrodXIV: *Jacob
silvalunae: featherweight was prepared
t3h_f1gm3nt: ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
beowuuf: this episode, like everything we do, went in scary strange places nd was amazing
Fruan: HOWW
mowdownjoe: Welp. There goes dino-squad.
Ignatiuspants: OMG what a twist!
Rhynerd: I’m gonna miss the dinosaurs.
Stoffern: Brenda Team
NimrodXIV: noooo
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh my god
beowuuf: LMAO
thundershot879: BRENDA!
kenkopin: DOesnt Beeg have a "Next Body" thing?
ghostvalv: Oops No Dinos?
DiscordianTokkan: I love this so much
itomeshi: woooooooow
InkyGhoast: YESSS
Sarah_Serinde: Those are some great reactions :D
EldarLuin: All Brendas!!
snowcookies: I can't even
RurouniGeo: BRENDA BROU HAHA tppowerFree
Diabore: cmon everybrenda
AdmiralMemo: @kenkopin I think this would apply
beowuuf: that was amazing
Banrael: Subway200 bonus20 That was some good stuff.
Calaban161: Wow
Despoiler98: IAN.exe is broken
chesul: who's taking bets on how long till Jacob kills himself?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
silvalunae: 75% dino, nah; 100% brenda, yeah
loki_lxix: open the door get on the floor everybody do the brenda
korvys: !quote Jacob
LRRbot: Quote #4751: "I feel thoroughly shlorped" —Jacob [2018-03-09]
Mystaira: I forget how did Jacob's tell dale card work?
TacitusVigil: Kudos to the coordination between Dale and Heather to do that. :D
Rhynerd: Our poor dino team is all brenda now.
InkyGhoast: Great job everyone!
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JohnLockeCole: So like, people don't care about any of you now?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that card will be mysteriously missing next session :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART TheMerricat
thomturtle: I can't wait to see NiBrenda!
AdmiralMemo: Oops, All Brenda!
KeirenH: That's the first I've heard of a RAM card being actually good for all players
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice lrrDARK
NotCainNorAbel: Subway1000 bonus100 Well what a great story.
gnome_friend: lrrDARK kathle3PRISM
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Nigouki: This is wonderfully bonkers, moar please.
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TacitusVigil: I assume the final confrontation next week will be against Brenda Prime Kappa
rrtycoon2: All the players are rather happy
Lord_ZYRK: Always take a megaphone into an active warzone, just like Pappy always said.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Beej) [now] I flew like an actual thing that flies! | amazed
LRRbot: New quote #6417: "I flew like an actual thing that flies!" —Beej, amazed [2019-09-23]
Tantusar: Everybody wins!* (*Everybody loses.)
Karfsma778: KAthleen
AdmiralMemo: Their LOWEST is Green!
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
MAPBoardgames: That evil Heather laugh!
EldarLuin: Just stop talking. XD
tailoredfit: Eurobeat Intensified during that Akira Slide manoeuvre.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK ysbrydYheart
DiscordianTokkan: Kathleeeeeeeen!
jadedcynic: Heather laugh is BEST LAUGH! LUL
NimrodXIV: don't give him ideas!
Sarah_Serinde: And he watches the vods :D
ThorSokar: Kathleen kills Jacob inside: the gif
Rhynerd: Kathleen don’t apply logic this close to Dale.
JohnLockeCole: He made you all Brendas already
AdmiralMemo: When they first went into the Underplex, the Greens were mopping and such.
wynternyghtynggale: heather and dale's ultimate duo
thundershot879: dino brenda?
mahpete_: mutant Brenda?
xantos69: Brindos?
Sarah_Serinde: :D
LazyC0Mmander: Jesus Jacob
Kramburger: The Great Brendino!
EldarLuin: lol
Sarah_Serinde: Dale has some things to figure out
beowuuf: lol
Dog_of_Myth: Oh boy....
Karfsma778: Oh yesssss
Despoiler98: Dale is confused
Rhynerd: Yes!
Lord_ZYRK: They gave you dino bodies for the secret clone facility, so they have the technology.
bowsin_durrows: I thought this was a no homework stream.
KeirenH: oh god, they're going to meet themselves as Brendas
DiscordianTokkan: So all mutant powers are psychic based? And just get triggered later, maybe?
ElementalAlchemist: #brendinos
Ignatiuspants: Brendinos possible!!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm so excited for next week
Gninosaer: oh no please brendinos absolutely
Rhynerd: Or lizardfolk who are brenda based.
PharaohBender27: Somebody get @Featherweight_ on the horn!
mahpete_: jacobs modded clone tanks infect the underplex?
AdmiralMemo: Hello Dale!
loki_lxix: abstinence is the best policy
Rhynerd: Make way for piss
EldarLuin: Hiiiii!
gnome_friend: sergeHi
mahpete_: so a few brenda bodies have dino stuff
snowcookies: Hello!
DiscordianTokkan: Hi everyone on stream!
Ceris75: HI GUYS
thundershot879: Great job Dale!!
beowuuf: hey again - amazing game!
Brok3nGol3m: fun fact: life boats are the deadliest place on any cruise ship
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
bowsin_durrows: Hi Dale!
ThorSokar: HI Dale!
Featherweight_: Hello Fronds
DoctorOfBeard: OMG OMG OMG
InkyGhoast: Hi dale!
kenkopin: Hi Dale!
djalternative: Hola
Dog_of_Myth: Hola people
chi7891: Shamrock50
MAPBoardgames: Another excellent Dice Friends ep.
Karfsma778: Hi Dale!
Driosenth: Hi Dale
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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Beofryn subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months, currently on a 25 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Beofryn! (Today's storm count: 55)
RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JakeKamas: Hi Dale!
Rathclav: Hi Dale. We love you.
LazyC0Mmander: I'm not sure why they agreed to become Brenda this easily though.
Ignatiuspants: hi LRR folks!
Rhynerd: Hi Featherweight_!
TheElectrician01: This was my first time at a live stream, it was GREAT! Tons of fun!!!
wynternyghtynggale: hi friend computer !
loki_lxix: Brenda body with fur and tails and wings
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
SajuukSjet: an amazing episode!
thundershot879: amazing session!
Ignatiuspants: you have all been super awesome this evening!
gnome_friend: welcome @TheElectrician01
Lord_ZYRK: More like ridiculously amazing amirite gamers?
Sarah_Serinde: !df xp points
LRRbot: Find out how the characters can earn XP points here: and see what they can buy with them here:
AdmiralMemo: @LazyC0Mmander Otherwise, their new bodies would have ended memories at the EMP... Don't know how bad that would be
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
Homarid_Strike_The_Power: Perfect start to establishing Dino Complex.
Mystaira: Subway50 bonus5 that was great~
PharaohBender27: Hi, lrrKATHLEEN , lrrIAN , Dale, lrrBEEEJ , and Jacob! And also lrrHEATHER , though you could always see us!
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
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Sarah_Serinde: !ytmemberships
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Dog_of_Myth: We did this!
snowcookies: Us!
Sarah_Serinde: !subtember
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AdmiralMemo: That segue!
TacitusVigil: #WeRateDales
MaladyDark: given that this is Paranios, I think Dale is doing an amazing job of keeping the chaos.... roughly pointed in one direction
TacitusVigil: They're good Dales, Brenda
itomeshi: Hey Jacob, Dale and co, ty for the recommendation on Fisherman's Friend. Holy cow, it nuked this cough from orbit.
blip2004: i just had pork though
Brok3nGol3m: so much lrrHAM
thundershot879: !clip
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Sarah_Serinde: What if I want zero pigs though
Sarah_Serinde: Oh that answers that
Dog_of_Myth: Ian!!
Rhynerd: There were so many big pigs.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
Tantusar: ZONK
DiscordianTokkan: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Kramburger: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
gnome_friend: lrrGOAT
TacitusVigil: lrrGOAT
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT
sir_jack_DB: lrrGOAT
djalternative: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Sarah_Serinde: katesRip lrrGOAT
Mystaira: yay, I got the last goat! lrrGOAT
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Rhynerd: Okay stop goats.
Phailhammer: lrrGOAT
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Sarah_Serinde: gabyWow
Karfsma778: give someone a goose!
Rhynerd: That’s a 50 dkp minus.
Sarah_Serinde: katesLoaf katesHug2
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Gildan_Bladeborn: Hurray! Monkeys!
Kramburger: More Bot! Throw more Bots!
AdmiralMemo: i o u 1 monkey
MAPBoardgames: A bushel of cats? that's a lot of cats.
Sarah_Serinde: I do'nt think I have any monkeys anyway :D
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
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thundershot879: that's not healthy!
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Feminine_Desires: A couple more clips I didn't edit right away, because holy crap I had to fully pay attention to this show:
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Karfsma778: each?
CopperAstronaut: Yay! a dead rat.
Rhynerd: They found six more goats?
orionsrise1: great stream tonight guys
RockPusher: sergeMoly
Tantusar: OH NO
Sarah_Serinde: sergeMoly
DiscordianTokkan: That's SO MANY MOLES.
PharaohBender27: :D
beowuuf: chemistry jokes
AdmiralMemo: XKCD calculated a mole of moles
thundershot879: beware the mol mole!!
gnome_friend: sergeMoly sergeMoly sergeMoly
StarWarsTHX1138: Impressed my the yoda Dale
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RockPusher: A mole of moles ends poorly… which seems on brand for Dice Friends :D
Sarah_Serinde: I'm sure someone has snakes
e_bloc: I'll take it
PharaohBender27: :D
Rhynerd: Will this work as a snake? kathle3KNOT
MAPBoardgames: I like XKCD's line about a mole of moles "Death geyser of meat."
rrtycoon2: Spooky Scary?
azureHaights: Scaaaaaletons!
Sarah_Serinde: oh wait I have this snake gabyViper
TorporOrb: scaleatons
Banrael: Squid1 SnowHappy Squid4
coelopteryx: ("attacked by snakes" by the aquabats plays in the distance)
Sarah_Serinde: katesLurk
chesul: Beej, why/
AdmiralMemo: That's smelly. I should know. I've owned 9 ferrets.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyViper
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chimingfish: I Love Friend Computer!
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Kikazi: I love how Kathleen keeps trying to end the menagerie
Jbeckfox: ive always wanted a snek
asddsa28: this has to be one of the best thank you of subs
coelopteryx: (it's a song that is highly relevant to large quantities of snakes that may fit into containers)
RockPusher: katesTea
Sarah_Serinde: I really want a tea emote sergeGift
Despoiler98: @AdmiralMemo I had a friend with 1 ferret, adorable, destroyed furniture, weird smell
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: gabyViper gabyViper gabyViper
caelusaran: Briefly thought Kathleen said "Box of Teeth"
Banrael: Hrrm.. I think I prefer the tea..
Nigouki: oh good i didn't want to sleep tonight anyway
Feminine_Desires: !next
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thundershot879: a sea of scorpions!!
Mystaira: lol
Kramburger: lrrSPOT
RockPusher: TPFufun
Tantusar: aw shit scorpions all the universe
AdmiralMemo: @Despoiler98 Our ferrets didn't destroy furniture
Feminine_Desires: !schedule
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Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher WAIT Kate has one now?? :D
blip2004: wtfDankerZ
Tantusar: we live in the scorpion dimension now
RockPusher: Sarah_Serinde sadly its in a tier I can't afford to fire as willy nilly gifts
Despoiler98: @AdmiralMemo my friends ferret literally ate a through it till it fell apart
AdmiralMemo: @Despoiler98 That's fair
Sarah_Serinde: RockPusher Aww no that's very fair katesHeart
Kramburger: Squid1 Squid2 lrrBEEJ Squid2 Squid4
Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat is always very on point
Despoiler98: @AdmiralMemo but cute as hell whenever I came over :D
chimingfish: yay, water!
NotCainNorAbel: Yes, it is Seth
AdmiralMemo: DA BITS
thundershot879: great streamA
thundershot879: da bits!
gnome_friend: The bits! The bits!
LazyC0Mmander finally slaps table
Mystaira: so close. xD
RockPusher: lrrDARK
Sarah_Serinde: :D
Despoiler98: @AdmiralMemo the GREATEST GIF EVER
Dog_of_Myth: Somewhere Adam smiles.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
RockPusher: Kathleen absolutely a cat
Phailhammer: cya :)
mahpete_: ian is
Kramburger: The Savidan Regime
ThorSokar: Adam's rath shall not be incured
Kikazi: Jacob is so confused
beowuuf: been phoned to do it!
Kikazi: understandably
TacitusVigil: @Kramburger Is that his Wrestle Team?
rrtycoon2: Oh, cool
RockPusher: kathle3HEX
RockPusher: tiltyhEXTREME
Fruan: kathle3HEX lrrDARK kathle3HEX
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart
Despoiler98: DALES GONNA SING?
PharaohBender27: Oooh, what opera!?
djalternative: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: | Ben: | Cameron: | Cori and Ian: | Heather: | James: | Kathleen: | Matt: | Serge:
Sarah_Serinde: Aww that commitment from Dale lrrHEART
NimrodXIV: lrrHEART
EscherichiaCole: Looks like I'm going to opera
DiscordianTokkan: That's awesome
TacitusVigil: I want my opera house!
Sarah_Serinde: I'm guessing here?
Despoiler98: DALE YOUR VOICE IS AMAZING FOR OPERA slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart
RockPusher: kathle3EYE
Brok3nGol3m: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
AdmiralMemo: It's all in chat anyway
Kramburger: No VoDs, only memories
gnome_friend: kathle3HEX
caelusaran: I... wish that I was not on the opposite side of the freaking continent. I would bury a city alive to attend a performance.
PharaohBender27: Also, plausible deniability
EscherichiaCole: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
NotCainNorAbel: kathle3HEX
Fruan: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah, one of the last anniversaries, maybe last year going over older LRR content, Dale has an amazing voice
Brozard: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
TacitusVigil: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
kenkopin: kathle3PRISM kathle3EYE kathle3HEX
Driosenth: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
mahpete_: it's neat
djalternative: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
ElementalAlchemist: #branding
Rhynerd: kathle3HEX kathle3PRISM kathle3TRI kathle3KNOT kathle3EYE
Brok3nGol3m: speaking of, an Ian-curated episode of BNF would be amazing!
RockPusher: Jacob makes words
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob's site:
ElementalAlchemist: kathle3KNOT
coelopteryx: if you follow the trail of strange symbols, you will find kathleen jamming out to some stuff and talking about it
rrtycoon2: I've gotten into Yakuza 0 thanks to tiltyhouse...and LOVING it.
mahpete_: is the L supposed to look like a T in ""?
Sarah_Serinde: Masquerada is super pretty and neat
TheMerricat: ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart
Fruan: Kathleen's emotes haven't summoned and Old One yet, but we're gonna keep trying.
t3h_f1gm3nt: i can't wait for N1RV-Anna
AdmiralMemo: I mean, I was able to buy such domains for myself like and and because TLDs got weird a few years ago. :D
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart
MaladyDark: chihafaryu 3 !!!
xantos69: Bye!
Nigouki: byeeeeeee
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thanks for the stream
Brok3nGol3m: @MaladyDark right?!
djalternative: o/
Feminine_Desires: BAI anniHYPE
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Bye bye
RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Kikazi: @Sarah_Serinde @LoadingReadyRun for IL Trittico
JakeKamas: Byeee
Rhynerd: Bye!
beowuuf: bye! thanks!
mahpete_: bye!
MAPBoardgames: OK Bye!
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
LazyC0Mmander: Bai everybody
LoadingReadyRun: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Ignatiuspants: bye!!
PharaohBender27 waves goodbye
MaladyDark: lrrDARK elfunkHeart lunarj1Heart tiltyhEXTREME PrideLionChomp
Sarah_Serinde: Kikazi Nice, thanks, I didn't catch the name :)
DiscordianTokkan: geeklyOkay
rrtycoon2: And play Yakuza 0! Goodnight chat!
BubbaRad: kathle3PRISM
TheMerricat: Bye! And night chat! :-)
DoodlestheGreat: This run just keeps getting wackier and wackier...
Kikazi: @Sarah_Serinde your link got me close enough to it ;)
Izhuark: Night everybody !
DoodlestheGreat: G'nite, folks! Don't forget to floss!
Sarah_Serinde: Kikazi Teamwork!
mLorange: Do they even recieve XP points?
Juliamon: But I don't wanna dance!
Kikazi: Teamwork!
mLorange: No mission was accomplished
LazyC0Mmander: @mLorange It probably doesn't matter for Brendas
Sarah_Serinde: mLorange Dale usually finds ways to give them some regardless of how the mission seemed to go
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
SajuukSjet: such a good stream tonight.. built so well on top on everything that came before
Sarah_Serinde: Lots of fun bits in there :D
mLorange: o
mLorange: I like paranoia becouse players have so much power in narrative woth cards
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dice Friends continues to be one of my favorite LRR shows
mLorange: Cards invite players to be co-gms
LazyC0Mmander: Yup we're finally seeing the true power of cards in the last sessions. Until then it really just seemed like an other way to screw over the players.