flouncy_magooo: Ice cream cake
ContingentCat: @Xed_Regulus yes
TheMerricat: @Lithobraker that's why the best streamers learn to ignore chat. :-P
ResonantQuasar: are we at 250 entries yet?
belteshazzar98: Ginger's boyfriend
MrTheWalrus: Cake.
Crowboy101: !card Oathsworn Knight
LRRbot: Oathsworn Knight [1BB] | Creature — Human Knight [0/0] | Oathsworn Knight enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it. / Oathsworn Knight attacks each combat if able. / If damage would be dealt to Oathsworn Knight while it has a +1/+1 counter on it, prevent that damage and remove a +1/+1 counter from it.
TheWarbo: between adam and jamie and now here, i feel like I'm seeing a greater-than-your-average-set amount of complicated interactions
Xed_Regulus: @hd_dabnado Coffee cake
RockPusher: Loud Bois
Viperion_NZ: @LoadingReadyRun watched the Pre-Pre-Re in one sitting on YT on Sunday... great event y'all keep doing what you're doing :D
SmashTCG: !arena
RealGamerCow: !arena
Kaktus021: !arena
Evochron13: !arena
kalateth: !arena
hd_dabnado: @Xed_Regulus then cake
shadowfl: !arena
MrPandaaaGaming: !arena
Desthion: !arena
CrystalFury: !arena
ARandomPlatypus: !arena
Makimachine: !arena
LadyAiluros: !arena
nightsreach: !arena
SquirrelEarl: !arena
antonaqua: !arena
SharkwaveDave: !arena
GegitRest: !arena
Kadenus: oh food
Tovehhh: !arens
cranman95: !arena
samellas: !arena
HolyFroq: !arena
JasonTheRelic: !arena
EonChao: !arena
Neofalcontoo: !arena
carpeamentum: !orena
kreesechan: !arena
cthulhudude23: !arena
TriseAlpha: oh...
InquisitorGaia: !arena
Tovehhh: !arena
id_taken: !arena
rarvrin: !arena
FarleyF: !Arena
TheBulldogOmega: !arena
Kadenus: !arena
tendrilsoftragedy: !arena
C4Asaru: !arena
humanpersongal: !arena
beneckja: !arena
princeofwinners: !arena
madski: !arena
korvid12: !arena
grgriffin3: !arena
loopyfist: !arena
Mangledpixel: !arena
kilowog42: !arena
TheWarbo: do we wanna disenchant the cauldron?
AdmiralMemo: @carpeamentum You typoed
ChaoticObserver: uhh
everybody1982: !arena
JustAMonkeyUK: Oh... Cardboard Live is working on Gaby's stream... I think it has been updated
belteshazzar98: Beast
lemmel: !arena
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ChaoticObserver: !arena
chaostreader: Destroy it? Before she can use it?
lyndis_123: !arena
SheldyP: !arena
SharkwaveDave: kill cauldron while they're tapped out
SolarBlitz1: Destroy the cauldron?
huffer1990: Just wondering which command fest you guys going to Chicago or Seattle
Dr_fragenstien: they're getting to the cauldron guys
snowmonkey99: Haste
satyropodobny: return the witch?
belteshazzar98: Get back the beast
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antonaqua: Hopefully a lot more months after these :)
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korvys: Troll?
snowmonkey99: Definitely beast
Fangren300: nah, beast
Izhuark: No beast is the beast here
TheWarbo: i think haste is better than anything else a card could have
Fruan: Haste on the beast is great here
01thorin01: cheer1000
belteshazzar98: Witch kills in 2 turns
Fruan: Especially with them on 1
Nameless_Sword: beast best beast
Gypsy_Supreme: "You're playing Dredge?" "I don't know what that means!"
engineerbudy: was this a draft?
engineerbudy: or seald?
engineerbudy: *sealed
ContingentCat: sealed
TriseAlpha: Sealed
1losttheGame: it was sealed
TheMerricat: sealed
thelordofsquirrels: sealed
Dr_fragenstien: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1d, 23:57:20. lrrSPOT
chaostreader: Sealed
Fangren300: LUL
SharkwaveDave: LUL
RealGamerCow: well she can't pay 2 life..
TriseAlpha: LUL he has no life to pay for it
snowmonkey99: Go on, pay 2 life :)
Fangren300: can't activate LUL
TheWarbo: new headcanon, the Cauldron of Eternity *is* the scalding cauldron
Gascitygaming: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 7) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
korvys: Hey!
Dr_fragenstien: BibleThump too late
belteshazzar98: Pay 2 life you say... at one
korvys: What did I win?
mjessee83: w00t
SharkwaveDave: GG
JOZeldenrust: Going down in style, I ike it.
gamercat88: gg
ghostvalv: gg
Nematodan: nice
RockPusher: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
I_Am_Clockwork: wooo!
SheldyP: woo hoo
ZealousCrow: grats corvid friends
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bearcleric: lupolurk
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FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: congrats!
manasculpting: sweet!!!!
ContingentCat: congrats winnners
ghostvalv: lrrCHKN
Nyx_fire: congrats all
manasculpting: thanks
gamercat88: congrats everyone
Kramburger: congratulations.gif
Brok3nGol3m: katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken
Alterus1990: Thanks for the stream!
Indiexxx: rigged
flouncy_magooo: Congrats to all! Also, Rigged!
Kaszoski: Oh neat, congrats to others as well
Indiexxx: :/
FriendlyNeighborhoodGM: as much as I want to stay for Let's Nope, I can't stay up till midnight
bearcleric: mcdmVinceHI mcdmVinceHI
carbajac subscribed at Tier 1.
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flyingdelorion: thanx for an awesome stream!
carbajac: :D
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RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
huffer1990: Amazing stream!!!! Good job
gamercat88: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
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AlienNanobots: o dang, let's nope
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah, Adam was playing, Ben was co-piloting
chaostreader: Your being paid in free stuff and exclusive access.
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SnowBuddy18: hooray half price sub
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Juliamon: Yay!
InquisitorGaia: Subway100 Subway100 Subway100 Subway100 Subway100 bonus50
Foxmar320: So many Subway bits!
Fatfemale0ver40: @loadingreadyrun how's it goin
Juliamon: Get em while you still can!
huffer1990: ????Just wondering which command fest you guys going to Chicago or Seattle???? PowerUpL
MAPBoardgames: I'm so excited! This week is full of awesomeness!
RealGamerCow: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:55:35.
chaostreader: @huffer1990 Probably Seattle. It’s closer. Unless someone corrects me.
RealGamerCow: Ah, that's why they seem exhausted. 7 hour stream is long
satyropodobny: bye
cpomery: Thanks for the game guys !
Foxmar320: Later Graham and James
frostownik: night chat, night LRR!
Alterus1990: bye!
flyingdelorion: bye
Lithobraker: RealGamerCow It's hard to imagine the days of the 24 hr streams They were so young and full of energy then.
ContingentCat: !findquote young
LRRbot: Quote #620: "I do like busty young women." —Alex [2015-08-28]
NightValien28: lol
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Nyx_fire: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 7) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
tailoredfit: Man Paranoia was so good on yesterday's stream! I had never heard of it before, and now I can't stop thinking about it.
sir_jack_DB: hey hey party people
JA_Pinkerton: Paranoia is seriously Old Skool
abaoa_qu: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 7) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (47s from now).
ContingentCat: @tailoredfit well there's 6(?) earlier sessions of that campaign on the lrr youube if you want more
InquisitorGaia: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 7) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (22s from now).
wildpeaks: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 7) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (8s ago).
NightValien28: !next
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Try to avoid being gruesomely killed.
ContingentCat: @NightValien28 s o o n
NightValien28: soooooon
Nigouki: that is appropriate advice for this stream
Nyx_fire: on point advice
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Adam is so close to finishing Resident Evil 7 and Ben is here too. Spoops, louds, dabs, shashasha's etc. || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1176647731474915328
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 7) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
Driosenth: lrrSIGNAL
korvys: lrrSIGNAL
Nyx_fire: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Diabore: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Despoiler98: HAHAHA
Nigouki: voices! D:
InquisitorGaia: Subway1000 bonus100 SPOOPS!!!!!!
Nameless_Sword: Signal? Signal!
korvys: Naughty Ben
ninja_theory_ashrams: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 7) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
ghostvalv: so the spoopie truth ghost talks!
gamercat88: lrrSIGNAL lrrSPOOP
seth_erickson: I think you meant Ben Naughty
jessieimproved: lrrSPOOP I spoop, let's go
breathlessisthehunt: Spooops~!
seth_erickson: Bog Naughty's lesser known cousin
Pteraspidomorphi: I heard whispers but not what they were saying
ninja_theory_ashrams: howdy yall! hope everyone is doing well
Diabore: we should switch from magic right?
liamcollison03: Hey when is roadquest coming out
NightValien28: soon
Juliamon: liamcollison03 When it's ready.
MAPBoardgames: I came for Spoopifer. I'll stay for the loud bois (tm)
hyralt: @ninja_theory_ashrams Hi! I'm doing well, thanks. :)
Pteraspidomorphi: September 2018!
mystery_monkey: yep
Diabore: there we go
MarsIsDead: is it let's nope or more magic?
DoodlestheGreat: We're having SPOOP today!
MarsIsDead: oh it's let's nope
NightValien28: MarsIsDead it is let's nope
FarleyF: It's let's magic with the loud bois
hyralt: Oh yeah, the stream category is wrong.
hyralt: @LoadingReadyRun The stream category is still Magic: The Gathering.
Lordofironstorm subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months, currently on a 1 month streak!
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ninja_theory_ashrams: here comes the Ben Drop lrrBEN
mystery_monkey: yes
Mkerkes: Is this magic?
mystery_monkey: idk
ContingentCat: nope
Juliamon: That's odd, the data Chatty is grabbing is correct, but the page itself does say MtG
ContingentCat: spoops
catora: spooky magic?
Nameless_Sword: Here we... go! benginHi
xantos69: SPOOOOPS!
RockPusher: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
DoodlestheGreat: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Halvhir: lrrSPOOP
erloas: the twitch notification was the previous stream, it just popped up for me
Jarhi28: Loud Noises!
Kramburger: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ninja_theory_ashrams: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
breathlessisthehunt: slytqHeart slytqHeart slytqHeart
NightValien28: hello good bois
InkyGhoast: hi bois!
Nameless_Sword: benginSpoop benginSpoop
Kramburger: W O W
The_Voices: spoops!
WolfgangCloud subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
WolfgangCloud: NICE
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ZachtlyAsIntended: SPOOPS!
Alness49: Possible that Twitch is derping
kumatsu: It's not Magic, it's NANOMACHINES
Vanbael: I just found out I have this tab open and I got spooped from the intro
hyralt subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Adam is so close to finishing Resident Evil 7 and Ben is here too. Spoops, louds, dabs, shashasha's etc. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/EFRLsb-VAAEri7W.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1176648634881806336
ghostvalv: let's nope mono black
NightValien28: memes bois
eric_christian_berg subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months, currently on a 21 month streak!
eric_christian_berg: Oh, oh, oh, it's magic!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, eric_christian_berg! (Today's storm count: 135)
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5440: ""That's why we have to get by on the strength of our personalties." "I don't have one of those."" —Adam and James [2018-10-24]
breathlessisthehunt subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
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twitchhelpsmewin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months, currently on a 3 month streak!
twitchhelpsmewin: 3 Months for the Best Loud Boys and the spoops!
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InkyGhoast: how was the magics
Kramburger: Y'all bois need one of them hugs?
Alness49 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
Alness49: Shashashaa!
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Juliamon: You're pretty close, yeah
Akaiatana: You are both very autumn-looking and I'm here for it
ninja_theory_ashrams: so close to arriving.
InkyGhoast: you gotta do lucas, another bit, and then another bit after that, and then the last tiny final bit irrc
RockPusher: benginButt
korvys: Red/Orange/Brown clothes, I assume
Nameless_Sword: Question for the spoopy bois, are you still planning to find the wooden axe puzzle?
frozenphoenix7: Hey, it's these two cool dudes.
Nyx_fire: you both look very handsome today
kumatsu: oof, *chef kiss*
oplinger: I just want to say something as i got a gifted sub since i watched a stream last. Yay me
MitchTheQuaker: well the tech is to wear that all year round
prince_infidel: Catching Let's Nope live!?!!!
NightValien28: Adam is on his dad phase now
UncannyJimjams: I'm so excited to see these good, good bois doing the spoops
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe we could just have sun during the day
demondrinkingtea subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 17 months!
demondrinkingtea: Hi Ben hi Adam y'all are the best
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Gascitygaming: shoes from the Saan store
GoAmpDog2 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
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NightValien28: of course you do
Boi_Ginny subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 8 months!
Boi_Ginny: Fall is the spoopy season!
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1losttheGame: new balances are so nice! THEY FIT MY WIDE FEET
eric_christian_berg: Shit, really? I didn't know New Balance was a dad thing!
RockPusher: #SquatchFoot
Jarhi28: What a strange conversation
MAPBoardgames: LOL!
silvalunae: tos?
Nameless_Sword: well this took a strange turn
twitchhelpsmewin: gotta get to many subs to see toes haha
MitchTheQuaker: we got to feet pics real fast
Akaiatana: The viewers will foot the bill
Draft_O_Mattic: Dad's might wear flip flops if they are rushing out of the house at 9pm because they heard gas prices dropped 3 cents
ZachtlyAsIntended: I just laughed out loug at work and I DO NOT want to explain myself
frozenphoenix7: You never know what you're signing up for when you arrive at the Let's Nope.
XivXiyan: ewww
ninja_theory_ashrams: charity stream goal, foot grasping
Nyx_fire: future DB challenge lol
Kramburger: I showed you my feet, please respond
Damn_TheGas: lrrBEEEJ
prince_infidel: WHy yOU dO this BOIS?
Pteraspidomorphi: WHAT?
Gascitygaming: Adam be quieter jeez
breathlessisthehunt: My fave loud boys
electroswagnetism: He says in his quietest voice :^)
moosethatsmiles subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
moosethatsmiles: Hi
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seth_erickson: I love how when you give the warning about being loud you get so much quieter
Erudite_Cynic: Adam always says this speech super quiet
EOstby: No, it's the children who are wrong.
Issurru: Adam talking YOU problems PogChamp
James_LRR: Cheer100 Show me your feet!
BusTed: WutFace
korvys: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
Juliamon: CW for this game: gore, torture, cannibalism, body horror, lots of gross shit
cabbageboy_ subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 9 months!
cabbageboy_: Glad you're back Ben. Spook me good, now.
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CapnRobert: that seems totally fair to me adam
loki_lxix: volume at max ready to yell about rip me when you yell
TwilightAvalon: YES.....Best Boys playing 3rd Best Resident Evil!
Foxmar320: James_LRR Subway bits come on!
edgeyberzerker subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
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ninja_theory_ashrams: immanent asshole warning, noted
ContingentCat: gasp
kumatsu: James "Absolute Monster" Turner
BusTed: Haha.
Issurru: James home is your home isnt it Adam????? Kappa
Kraest: !clips
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
BusTed: 'captive'
Pteraspidomorphi: Poor James!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I have a brownie for later. It’s a very good one.
BusTed: much worse
silvalunae: are they special brownies?
Erudite_Cynic: Held him accountable for Brownies
ContingentCat: that sounds worse
Issurru: "held him against his will"? Is that better Adam? Kappa
OksanaSean: Where's James-nath?
Juliamon: I don't have brownies, but I do have apple fritters.
ghostvalv: seabatYIKES
InkyGhoast: cool motive still kidnapping
InkyGhoast: or false imprisonment
wildpeaks: the jury was dead all along
x0den: forced companionship sounds worse
Teangeolai: It's those dead juries you have to worry about
ContingentCat: "forced companionship"? yikes
ZachtlyAsIntended: "Detained for Forced Companionship" sounds...terrible
Diabore: the jury is dead?!?! sine when!?!?!
ninja_theory_ashrams: medium level involuntary confinement
loki_lxix: Wait James doesnt just always arive at work with brownies? what a dick
Draft_O_Mattic: "We may have committed some " light abduction""
TwilightAvalon: C O O L K I D N A P P I N G Kappa
Damn_TheGas: Nice motive you've got there, it'd be a shame if it didn't matter.
Gascitygaming: This jury finds you innocent of all charges and declares the defendant will provide you with brownies once per month for the next 24 months
Kraest: C O O L C R I M I N O L O G Y
InkyGhoast: :D
BusTed: slytqShrug
demondrinkingtea: THE GREAT MEME WAR OF 2019
nosole subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
nosole: 73 months is tooo long, but also not. Thanks for the content!
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Issurru: LUL
BusTed: ofuq
TheAlmightyJonassons subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 3 months!
TheAlmightyJonassons: You guys continue to be our awesome date night show. Keep up the great work
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TwilightAvalon: OOF
electroswagnetism: boom roasted
breathlessisthehunt: pfffft
korvys: lrrWOW
Phailhammer: sergeHolyMoly benginLol
BusTed: *siiiiip*
Teangeolai: ouch
Issurru: OOF
XivXiyan: WOW
Kramburger: OH SNAP
cabbageboy_: WOW
twitchhelpsmewin: LUL
InkyGhoast: WOW
Nigouki: woooooooooooow
RockPusher: sergeMoly sergeMoly sergeMoly
Gascitygaming: OOF
Despoiler98: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
ContingentCat: sergeHolyMoly
Erudite_Cynic calls up surge
NightValien28: HOLY SHIT BEN
Jarhi28: shots fired
TwilightAvalon: JESUS CHRIST GUYS....We're suppose to Kill Zombies, not the Chat
bl1ghtn1n6: Damn Ben
Damn_TheGas: *sips tea*
Gascitygaming: benginRip benginRip benginRip
NightValien28: welcome to the highlights
RockPusher: benginFingers foxmarFIRE
jessieimproved: Sir did you call Minecraft a children's game there will be fisticuffs
Despoiler98: Someone get a doctor cause someone got BURNED
Boi_Ginny: Is that the tea, Ben?
MitchTheQuaker: and you spent all day playing what game?
BusTed: benginBurn
ninja_theory_ashrams: benginBurn
cthulhuwept: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:30.
Alness49: So how's the nuzlocke, Ben?
eric_christian_berg: Spoop me baby. Spoop me so hard.
cthulhuwept subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 19 months!
cthulhuwept: Ayyy it's the spoopy boys!
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Robot_Bones: Spoop me baby one more time
Phailhammer: I wish those new Discord emotes Ben added carried over to Twitch.
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
demondrinkingtea: oh god plz no @phailhammer
Erudite_Cynic: @seabats What will you do to keep me?
Damn_TheGas: I'd rather be a child than a teenager, Ben.
Issurru: but isnt minecraft E for everyone so it's not a baby game?????? Kappa
Phailhammer: @demondrinkingtea benginChaos
mechmagic: minecraft in VR is ultimate spook
jessieimproved: I have literally been playing Minecraft for all of its life, all while an adult.
TwilightAvalon: You're not even half way done with this playthrough....no way you'll finish in 2 streams, unless you speedrun/stream long
Teangeolai: Can confirm: It 2, pretty okay
demondrinkingtea: KEEEEEEEEEYS
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun That loading screen literally had a recap on it :P
Nameless_Sword: @LoadingReadyRun so are we doing the wooden axe puzzle?
BusTed: Both of them.
frozenphoenix7: Both
InquisitorGaia: ^
CapnRobert: The blair witch game is pretty mediocre imo, not much happens for a ton of that game
cabbageboy_: We have one key card already, we gotta go get zoe.
ContingentCat: Yes.
frozenphoenix7: Zoe, Mia, and the missing ingredient for the serum.
Alness49: Disregard ornaments, acquire keycards
Estyl_: hello
Draft_O_Mattic: I think we need to go back to the attic through the kids room? And then back to Grandma's for the clock.
ContingentCat: gross.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer200 I gave myself this screen-name just because I knew it would make you laugh
frozenphoenix7: They didn't kill the sheriff, but they did kill the deputy.
Issurru: you're now further aHEAD than you were a minute ago Kappa
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timiam: That's not where the mouth goes
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Diabore: moms dead right?
TwilightAvalon: Current Objectives = Solve Axe Light Puzzle outside.....Kind the 2nd Keycard to Lucas's Area....Search the current house for all Important items using Psychostimulants...Clear Kids Room Upstairs....Solve Clock Puzzle in Parents Room
ninja_theory_ashrams: are you going to watch "Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows" in preparation? spoilers, it doesn't have a Blair Witch or a Book of Shadows
wildpeaks: I see where this is heading
anamelessdog: did you do the outdoors shadow puzzle yet? I seem to remember you planned to but didn't last stream
cabbageboy_: Mom's dead, we're after Leroy or Jeff or whatever his name is.
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
Draft_O_Mattic: No problem, I missed last week so I just watched the vod this weekend
Nameless_Sword: @anamelessdog they have not yet, but they have it planned
62MGcobra: its a spot where you got spooped
aWabbajack: more like lairs of fear witch, Blair
seraphim_mist: I haven't played MTG in a while, looks different than I remember
BusTed: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Resident Evil 7 biohazard
korvys: 10:15? I think
Juliamon: You're fine Ben
seraphim_mist: lol
Robot_Bones: its 5:16 guys jeez
cabbageboy_: Nope, it's all good
TwilightAvalon: Says LETS NOPE
Diabore: mines updated
Kramburger: Refresh, chat
TheKillerhusky: its good
ContingentCat: maybe people need to refresh
seth_erickson: mine is correct
seraphim_mist: now it's fixed
InkyGhoast: lrrFINE
cabbageboy_: How was the early access, Ben?
ninja_theory_ashrams: been fixed for a while
Greggleswong: obligatory 4:20 joke
I_Am_Clockwork: gator!
cabbageboy_: Did you get to draft?
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Hygrom: Whoa! 44 months? That's nearly 4 years. Time to go watch the ep from two weeks ago cause I missed it!
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BusTed: There are some unintuitive puzzles.
Juliamon: Oh, yeah, it is from the age of strategy guides.
Teangeolai: The music in Link's Awakening is really great, tho
ContingentCat: yeah I was watching Adam play it and he was saying that
blip2004: links awakening has very few hints about what to do, but its a great zelda game
1losttheGame: thats original open world game design babeeee
edgeyberzerker: Buy the power, Nintendo Power!
blip2004: just wait for the trading quest to be important, takes forever
Draft_O_Mattic: I'm playing Breath of Fire for SNES for the first time and it suffers from similar issues.
Greggleswong: not as bad as a king's quest game amirite?
I_Am_Clockwork: ah Kings Quest
MAPBoardgames: Check the clock?
TwilightAvalon: Link's Awakening has not aged well....thats me hot take
Estyl_: that puzzle requires somebody to look up. therefore it is a bad puzzle
TheLast_Lombax: Ooooo we late game now I just watched part 2 on YT
ritchards: Hi guys! Have you Eviled 7 Residences yet?
anamelessdog: how does Granny use those stairs?
bat_wool: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:53.
The_Ninjurai: The monsters under her bed decided they wanted more space
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I just want a modern shiny remake of Earthworm Jim. Is that too much to ask?
bittersweet_distractor: !uptime
ContingentCat: try
Teangeolai: didn't even flinch
Rockario: "What do you mean join the family? You people are crazy!" Later: "Hi grandma"
Despoiler98: Just wing the old lady
Draft_O_Mattic: My wife's on a work video call. Really hope I don't spoop out.
Catastrophil: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff I want it... but I can't imagine it being good
TheAlmightyJonassons: tis only a flesh wound
ContingentCat: yikes
eric_christian_berg: Art!
I_Am_Clockwork: some sort of meat tube
patrick_stonecrusher: @twilightavalon I have to agree. It was an important game at its time, but everything it does LTTP does better
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @catastrophil it doesn’t have to be good to be awesome.
1losttheGame: well its been fun BYE
anamelessdog: My, Grandma. What strange hobbies you have
Catastrophil: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Fair point
TwilightAvalon: Id much rather a remaster of LTTP over Awakening
ContingentCat: ew moisture
Rockario: No prob, lame-o
TheAlmightyJonassons: Grandma is the final boss
ninja_theory_ashrams: only way back is through
TwilightAvalon: Hell.....I would REALLY like a remaster of Oracle/Seasons
Boi_Ginny: This house must smell awesome
Diabore: mawp?
MAPBoardgames: So, when your alarm goes off, your bed moves so when you blearly climb out of bed, you fall in a hole
Rockario: @TwilightAvalon Second
korvys: !vaseline o rbarcode
ContingentCat: plot twist: both
korvys: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
Custoberus: just wait for mop or skin on loading ready live
Lord_ZYRK: Ahhh, rotting pigs and moldy walls. Smell like home.
patrick_stonecrusher: @twilightavalon Remaster and add a randomizer function. Romhack randomizers of LTTP look like a great time and would make great new game plus material
Akaiatana: Ben imagine how much his rotting left hand must smell :P
Nameless_Sword: stairs to north of map yeah
MAPBoardgames: Stairs at the top of the map, i believe
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bat_wool: Choo choo train. Spoop! Spoop!
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ContingentCat: a mazement
InquisitorGaia: @Akaiatana what you talking about its working just fine
ContingentCat: wow I'm glad I finished eating before this
korvys: Do you have a knife?
The_Ninjurai: They shouldn't be angry. They know have friends like them to hang out with
Nameless_Sword: the two-fer... almost
TheAlmightyJonassons: incendiary rounds ftw
korvys: Knife him a question?
BusTed: The razzledazzle.
Lord_ZYRK: They're terrifying bioweapons, Ben. That doesn't mean they don't have manners and a sense of honor DansGame
1losttheGame: stomp the bodies!
MAPBoardgames: Burn, baby, burn! Zombie inferno!
TheAlmightyJonassons: @contingentcat Lol, I did not, this I regret
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP cohhKnife itmejpLEFT itmejpGM itmejpRIGHT
Countzeroor: @Lord_ZYRK As Worf would say, they have neither honor nor courage.
I_Am_Clockwork: Success, so clearly in view... Or, is it just a trick of the light? Subway2500 bonus250
Lord_ZYRK: His internal Gamer Compass :O
MAPBoardgames: Get together 12 herbs and spices?
InquisitorGaia: does he still need snake key?
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UnseenAcademical: Hi Adam! Hi Ben! Hi Terrifying Monsters 1, 2, and 3! This is the worst Dr. Suess book.
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TwilightAvalon: Adam....Here is a very helpful tip. If you're ever chased by the Molded Creatures, run to a safe room. They'll de-spawn and go back to their origin point
Teangeolai: Don't drink the yellow stuff
Countzeroor: @Teangeolai That's words to live by in general.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Never pull your ghost out in a fight.
Nameless_Sword: moshii who dis?
wildpeaks: new psycho, who dis
korvys: Oh shit, it's the plot phone
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: and then there's this asshole
Teangeolai: Don't bring a ghost to a ghoul fight
ritchards: he sounds trustworthy
Lord_ZYRK: You're holding up the party, fellas. So rude Kappa
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CyberCypher: thank you for all the streams, positivity and humour
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MAPBoardgames: Stoppin' Powah!
InquisitorGaia: what would be funny is if you got an evangalion style congratulations when you get inside the party
pixelatedpainter: I moused over the screen to see how long this VOD was....then promptly remembered this isn't a VOD.
frozenphoenix7: Axe is also to the left
Nameless_Sword: search around near the main house
I_Am_Clockwork: its by the trailer
TwilightAvalon: Axe is next to the Camper, behind bushes
frozenphoenix7: Axe is to the left of the door you open with the keycards.
Easilycrazyhat: Where the lights are
ContingentCat: gotta be fashionably late to the party
silvalunae: Will you at least call when the party's over? It's quiet when he comes home, all on his own.
I_Am_Clockwork: erm not the trailer
Nameless_Sword: closer to the house, not trailer
I_Am_Clockwork: by the house you haven't gone in yet
I_Am_Clockwork: in the left corner
Lord_ZYRK: pixelatedpainter I, too, suffer from occasional bouts of VODitis
InquisitorGaia: in the bushes
korvys: That's that enhanced ammo
TwilightAvalon: Ruger?
Nameless_Sword: yeah check the bushes
1losttheGame: LUL
TwilightAvalon: Behind the Bushes
Mysticman89: turning on no clip?
Nameless_Sword: worth it
Lord_ZYRK: What an odd puzzle Kappa
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: lrrJAMES lrrBEN
Lord_ZYRK: Paradise is in the shitter? That scans.
Nameless_Sword: lets join the rave!
korvys: Have you checked out the Goose game yet Ben?
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TwilightAvalon: In the 2nd or 3rd room in Lucas's Party Area. You'll find the treasure from the photo you found last episode. Its on top of a large Cage with a Fake Head on. Its another Gun Repair Kit for your Double-Barrel Shotgun
Teangeolai: We're all just heads in toilets, taking the blue pill, man
patrick_stonecrusher: get your head out the toilet, guys
thraximore: This is the brother who likes the puzzles, right?
ninja_theory_ashrams: seizures warning
1losttheGame: eh
FatBrady: matrix 1 was best
frozenphoenix7: @thraximore Yes
TheServerMonk: Fellowship > Return > Two Towers, for me.
Pteraspidomorphi: It's where things get really bad
SquareDotCube: I dunno, Temple of Doom was the weaker
TwilightAvalon: Empire Strikes Back.....Godfather Part 2.....Two Towers....
cosarprime: Matrix wasn't a planned trilogy.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the problem with the middle one though is that it can't have a really firm beginning and it can't have a really conclusive end, so it just kinda ends up unsatisfying for me.
Vyous: I like that they dropped the matrix movie in Wick 3
7gorobei: pirates of carribean 1 is the only good one
moosethatsmiles: Wrath of Khan
Sevinon: What do you mean? They only ever made one Matrix movie.
Kramburger: The Dark Knight was the best of the Nolan movies
1losttheGame: weird way to say Phantom Menace Kappa
Oliin: Empire Strikes Back was pretty poorly received when it first came out I think.
Draft_O_Mattic: pretty sure the 2nd hobbit is the worst one
Vyous: *dropped the matrix movie line in wick 3
electroswagnetism: Attack of the Clones is definitely the worst of the prequel trilogy
BusTed: what a wookiee
bat_wool: Subway100 Subway100 Subway100 Subway100 Subway100 bonus50
I_Am_Clockwork: people learn the wrong movie making lessons from Empire
thraximore: How realistic
Rockario: 10 year-old me would heartily disagree, Return of the Jedi had Ewoks and was much more quotable Kappa
MAPBoardgames: Don't sit so close to the screen, you'll ruin your eyes!
TwilightAvalon: The Last Jedi is so far the worse of the Sequels
korvys: Fuckin' gamer :P
Mysticman89: Is this what tony hawk is up to these days?
Rockario: Is that...a shinobi prosthetic
Lord_ZYRK: Something funny? 🤔
niccus: hey it's one of the things from until dawn
Oliin: The Last Jedi had some amazing bits that worked really well, and some incredibly stupid bits that didn't.
Teangeolai: His shake-weight
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh god this guy. this psycho.
Boi_Ginny: Do we get to feed that guy to the swamp? I wanna feed that guy to the swamp
thraximore: Yikes
jpss92400 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 8 months!
jpss92400: the boiz are back
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ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: That’s the ugliest salami I’ve ever seen
TwilightAvalon: LUL
ninja_theory_ashrams: Matrix 2 and 3 are about why buying into the philosophy of the first Matrix is a bad idea. it is refreshing for a series to have such self awareness
invaderJim0 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months!
invaderJim0: <3
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gamercat88: gross
korvys: Mom! I'm gaming! Just leave the mac and cheese by the door!
Inzodion: is he weraing a league of legends LCS jacket?
Akaiatana: Empire got poor reviews when it first came out and then got better received after Jedi
TwilightAvalon: Lucas is probably the best character in this game
Juliamon: Lucas is the epitome of nasty shithead, and I kinda love him for that.
cabbageboy_: He seems nice
TheWriterAleph subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
TheWriterAleph: More like Phony Hawk
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Pteraspidomorphi: He likes puzzles and keys too! Unforgivable
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I love that Lucas' villainy expresses itself through bullshit puzzles
thraximore: Gamers can't jump
Dragonality subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
Dragonality: Now to find the five 'keys' to make the serum
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you're playing this game and you're like "what fucking psycho designed this shit" and then the game's like "this psycho right here"
electroswagnetism: if your bolognese looks like that, you've done something wrong
cabbageboy_: Man, America is weird.
TwilightAvalon: Im from America and that sounds gross
thraximore: Yeah, this country is the funk.
Teangeolai: I don't trust Burger King to make pretzels.
prince_infidel: They're canadian
Laserbeaks_Fury: I am not a fan of preztle bun
kitsunestudios: Pretzel buns are great, but I've never had a good meal at Burger King.
cabbageboy_: I know but... still.
Anaerin: !show
LRRbot: Currently live: Dice Friends
Anaerin: Oh no it isn't, LRRBot...
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I like the pretzel buns from Trader Joe's but they go bad like INSTANTLY
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Nameless_Sword: we in Saw territory
TheLast_Lombax: Would it annoy you guys that I kinda lump in canada with America? LUL
ninja_theory_ashrams: technically burger King HQ is in Canada for tax reasons
bat_wool: Probably
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Canada is America’s hat!
BusTed: Gamers don't watch where they're going.
Teangeolai: Burger King onion rings are great within a two-minute window of exiting the fryer
electroswagnetism: pls gib iceborne
jessieimproved: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Can confirm it's a nice hat
Rhynerd: Oh shit I’ve been missing the loud boys playing more of the Neighborly Meanies.
bat_wool: it's a toque, right?
TheLast_Lombax: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Makes America look better so that scans
Diabore: this place is da bomb
MAPBoardgames: Someone set this place up the bomb
frozenphoenix7: If you remember you found a treasure photo last episode, it's in this area.
Teangeolai: heyoo
TwilightAvalon: LOOK UP
Despoiler98: HAT
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
thraximore: Veryyyy nice
1losttheGame: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
bat_wool: America's hat!
TwilightAvalon: Go. Get. The. Broken. Shotgun
Dragonality: Tircky boy
cabbageboy_: Big brains, you boys got em
TwilightAvalon: It makes this part DUMB EASY
frozenphoenix7: You can shoot the traps.
1losttheGame: that didnt kill you??
Nigouki: can you not shoot those like in Half-life?
1losttheGame: this guy sucks at bombs
Nameless_Sword: yeah i bet you can shoot those explody things
electroswagnetism: I mean heck that didn't even break the lights
SurlyBugbear: Have you solved any problems with Hugs yet?
maijstral: you could also jump on the table and walk past them I think
Akaiatana: You damage yourself and then get through multiple bombs with your eh frames
RayFK subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 62 months!
RayFK: Be loud for me my boys. I hope to hug you both this weekend. You're excellent.
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Dragonality: Got 'em
1losttheGame: LUL
Lithobraker: can we not use a really long stick?
frozenphoenix7: There will be a save point coming up eventually, just not sure how long until.
BusTed: rayfkLurk
theneatestburrito: Disarmed the trap!
Nameless_Sword: ooo he tricked ya
MAPBoardgames: I was waitin' for that
jonasjonIV subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 13 months, currently on a 13 month streak!
jonasjonIV: The Spoop boys right after a trivia win! On Gritty's birthday! Yay!
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snowcookies: the LAN stream
Despoiler98: Jeeeeeeeeeej
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: prerelease
The_Ninjurai: TWitch Con is this weekend
RayFK: I'll slack you Ben
thraximore: I 100% thought that was gonna be a trap
ritchards: !live
ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Resident Evil 7) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (42m ago).
thraximore: The game was setting you up to get jebaited by that chest...
Despoiler98: omnomnom
TwilightAvalon: NO Hypernole......This Shotgun is best Weapon in Game that isnt from a 2nd playthrough
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: fortunately RE7 is kind enough not to break the covenant of safe places remaining safe
TwilightAvalon: BLESS
The_Ninjurai: Bless you!
The_Ninjurai: nilaBless
BloodnBullets: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou except for that whole.. landmines thing
korvys: Just shoot him :P
Despoiler98: why cant we just shoot him
CapnRobert: is that a door keypad at all
1losttheGame: 6969 Kappa
MAPBoardgames: 0420
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: we can shoot him, it just won't matter
TwilightAvalon: When has "Just Shooting" ever worked on any of the Family, Adam?
silvalunae: sláinte
Despoiler98: stick your pistol through the grate and SHOOT HIMIN THE FACE
cabbageboy_: He seems so nice, this guy.
korvys: 0451 :P
thraximore: Whoopsie
Nameless_Sword: hmm.... some delay on that
TheWriterAleph: Nice.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: welp.
silvalunae: that was kinda bs
MAPBoardgames: RIP
SurlyBugbear: You have an Ow there
tendrilsoftragedy: late now
The_Ninjurai: Fatality!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrFINE
cabbageboy_: woah
ghostvalv: yikes
ZeroArcana: oopsie doopsie
Nekuia: Talk about being... Impaled.
TheLast_Lombax: I've never actually seen that animation NICE
thraximore: It even gabe you time to run??
DRMagnify: You are died
Easilycrazyhat: Now they tell us
Stripe_dog: What'd ya do that for Adam
ninja_theory_ashrams: OK game, you're the game
kalateth: well that escalated quickly....
Juliamon: thanks tips
TwilightAvalon: Meta Jokes! :)
Akaiatana: This game made by Lucas-Arts :P
I_Am_Clockwork: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
UncannyJimjams: I was all like dang Adam noticed the trap
Lord_ZYRK: That looks like a TWO bandaid boo boo
Rockario: Oh, that rascal. Always playing tricks
Teangeolai: What a silly kid
1losttheGame: maybe it goes off whenever you go back to try a new number
tendrilsoftragedy: lies!
Nigouki: Ben has switched to the glorious utilikilts?
tendrilsoftragedy: neither of you laughes! we can hear and see you Ben!
electroswagnetism: benjamin.
thraximore: Bennnn
Shakari_Xanthus: ??
jonasjonIV: bye?
1losttheGame: LUL
NimrodXIV: uh
MAPBoardgames: 0814 / 0621 /0514
Dragonality: uh...
RayFK: Ha
korvys: Uh....
RayFK: Ben
ritchards: Ben!
Easilycrazyhat: ???
Dog_of_Myth: um
Nekuia: Haha.
Stripe_dog: Welp
TwilightAvalon: HAHAHA
Nameless_Sword: 0814, 0621, 0514
theneatestburrito: ??????
breathlessisthehunt: uhm
Stripe_dog: Ben's in toruble
BusTed: awks
tendrilsoftragedy: ooops.
Dog_of_Myth: Ben......
Gascitygaming: hen-lo?
SquareDotCube: Ben. Numpad!
NimrodXIV: BEN
gamercat88: lmao
Nameless_Sword: ben...
Lord_ZYRK: Oh boy, just in time for Let's Nope seabatTROG
nurovi: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ShadowAce0: spoopy
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Yes, Adam. Pants are hereby prohibited
GenericHerooo: The code in the wall?
snowcookies: sorry Heather
itsr67: that was like 3 restarts lol
thraximore: So now you can try again
niccus: clearly it turns out the stream openings are an ARG all along
Gascitygaming: i feel like that's gonna swing back
Despoiler98: I mean I'm pretty sure a point blank double barrel shotgun to the face will decapitate even a zombie regenerating asshole like him so just jam it into the grate and shooooooot him
BusTed: The game told you that he's a liar.
prince_infidel: 0814
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: 0814?
TwilightAvalon: Aim for the Head
snowcookies: they did that one
Despoiler98: I hate games with villains that could be easily killed if the hero just stopped following the "rules"
thraximore: This violates OSHA, I'm pretty sure.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Despoiler98 we *could* shoot Lucas, but we know it wouldn't kill him. These infected are basically immortal.
TwilightAvalon: Crates that Explode make a ticking sound
tendrilsoftragedy: wait that means 4 plays the lets nope intro right Ben?
MAPBoardgames: The big brain play right there
Despoiler98: SMash the State!
Diabore: adam is a pro boxer Kappa
pixelatedpainter: In Ethan's defense, the guy does have his wife and new BFF.
oplinger: @Despoiler98 they regenerate liek Cell from DBZ
InquisitorGaia: dont use heavy ammo for that
Easilycrazyhat: Adam's on Defcon 4 in Trap Town
Despoiler98: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou Even if you blow his head off?
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
Nameless_Sword: so close
circusofkirkus: seabatBRAIN
Kramburger: The Gamer Eyes!
Ryenji: hahaha
BusTed: rude
Nameless_Sword: he got ya
1losttheGame: LUL
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @Despoiler98 if he's anything like his dad? yes. very yes.
MAPBoardgames: I jumped
skuzzo: GOT EM
I_Am_Clockwork: the jukes!
Juliamon: Despoiler98 We've seen the family have their heads removed and regrown, yes
ritchards: gamers don't look up!
Lord_ZYRK: Reaction speed: 10 Situational awareness: 4
Despoiler98: @Juliamon oh missed that then
electroswagnetism: there's like 6 in this room
BusTed: My coins! My antique coins!
RayFK: Nah, eating it
Teangeolai: real green thumb
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: one thing I think this game gets right over prior RE games is the focus on a very small selection of enemies
frozenphoenix7: Gardening with Lucas and Greg.
Nameless_Sword: gardening with lucas.... doesn't have the same ring to it
BrassWingman: Aw yiss live spoops
Despoiler98: OK so then don't we kill the Dad by setting him on fire? Why aren't we always carrying the flamethrower and just light him on fire as soon as we see him? Maybe I remember the dad boss battle wrong
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @RayFK nope nope nope nope
electroswagnetism: didn't even recognize that it was fertilizer ngl
frozenphoenix7: @Despoiler98 The dad walked out of a burning car wreck.
Despoiler98: this is my BOOM STICK
Lithobraker: gardening with ammonium nitrate and diesel
I_Am_Clockwork: shotgun stronk
TheServerMonk: One shot, one kill!
kumatsu: Gone model off these GAMER HANDS
niccus: the strength of a gamer, the gentleness of a gamer
UncannyJimjams: this is what happens when the Boshi comes to play
TwilightAvalon: Told You :).....Its the best weapon in the game that isnt a cheat weapon
Kramburger: Okay, so the main character's balls probably look like raisins after all these steroids, right?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that gamer sense
frozenphoenix7: It's a button.
TheServerMonk: Damn your eyes! LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Adam you don't have a scope. You've gotta 360 first.
thraximore: Now it does it?
oplinger: @Despoiler98 He lit on fire, and then came back later for a chainsaw fight. His body is also not there anymore which, in RE, means they aren't dead LOOKING AT YOU ADA WONG.
snowcookies: very safe room
thraximore: Aw man my heart
TwilightAvalon: Safe Rooms are always Sage Rooms. that is thankfully the one rule they never break
Despoiler98: @oplinger dont know what you're talking about Ada Wong is a perfectly normal human female super spy >.>
ghostvalv: gottem
BusTed: Dark remix.
UncannyJimjams: can we have a froot froot tonight?
ninja_theory_ashrams: can separating agent be used on undesirable ammo or just chems?
Nameless_Sword: well the sound system is how he is talking to you, i guess
niccus: can we get the nightcore version of froot froot
TwilightAvalon: Its time for BIG BOI (tm)
thraximore: It explodes when you shoot it, sure
Lord_ZYRK: "You have failed me for the last time"
TheServerMonk: Hop on pop!
TwilightAvalon: Adam = The Crates that explode will make a ticking noise when you're right next to them. Makes it easier
TwilightAvalon: You can only craft Handgun, Flame Fuel, and Grenade Ammo
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: do you need shot of some kind?
Lord_ZYRK: Just take regular shells and cut them down so you'll have shortgun shells Keepo
korvys: I wonder if stimulents would let you see traps?
TwilightAvalon: sadly no
TwilightAvalon: Ive tested this
xantos69: cheer50 Thanks for the sweet content!
Despoiler98: Kneesies?
I_Am_Clockwork: no fear!
thraximore: I've found the source of the ticking!
thraximore: It's a PIPE BOMB!
Lord_ZYRK: Yaaay!
1losttheGame: yaaaaaaay
Despoiler98: @I_Am_Clockwork and they shall know no fear?
BusTed: snape, snape, severus snape
Despoiler98: Boss Fight Boss Fight Boss Fight
MAPBoardgames: Zzz POWER!
Lord_ZYRK: It's got the creaky breekies
Akaiatana: Oooh! Assault him with the battery!
TwilightAvalon: BOY BOI TIME
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
I_Am_Clockwork: life! bring my creature... LIFE!!!
Nameless_Sword: hmmm wrong one...
Despoiler98: BOSS FIGHT
ritchards: the bum fight!
Nameless_Sword: yeah big boi
Nameless_Sword: the biggest boi
Dragonality: Praise Nurgle
Toxxick: Its a Boomer! Swarms Commin'
Stripe_dog: Stream can't hear directional audio when it's behind the character
jonasjonIV: you've seen Gritty, no fight Gloopy!
Despoiler98: ok I could do without the projectile vomiting slytqWTF
ritchards: what level difficulty is this on?
BusTed: slytqShrug
I_Am_Clockwork: @ritchards normal, I think
The_Ninjurai: I want to know what he was eating. I don't want to eat that
Despoiler98: Lame boss
frozenphoenix7: @The_Ninjurai Mold
Trambampoline: who designed this
I_Am_Clockwork: @The_Ninjurai he had the special
1losttheGame: i guess thats way harder without the shotgun repaired
TwilightAvalon: This miniboss was VERY weak
OksanaSean: It's like the acid thing from Dead Space.
Kramburger: Normal Game, Normal Life
TheLast_Lombax: Got the OP shotgun too
TheLast_Lombax: sooooo
Nameless_Sword: was there something on the floor of the lift?
Teangeolai: Johnny Capcom came up short on that one
Despoiler98: You stun locked him
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Lucas is not that good at this
I_Am_Clockwork: I think the fact that it was a shitty boss fight was the point
TheLast_Lombax: He normally goes aggro but you stun him with every shot
ritchards: Adam is OP IRL. pls nerf lrrBEEJ
I_Am_Clockwork: like, Luis is Bad At Design
TwilightAvalon: No...Heres the time.....On Hard Mode....They make the fight harder, but having TWO Big Bois LUL
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
Lord_ZYRK: Johnathan Tibald Capcom Jr.
Kramburger: Captain Comm
TheLast_Lombax: Adam is just to good at computer games
BusTed: Our birthday boy.
hwdesperado: Oh, it's the birthday boy.
ninja_theory_ashrams: 1+4+0+8=13
BloodnBullets: time to retire champion
TwilightAvalon: ITEM
Despoiler98: is this all still just the Same ONE house?
Despoiler98: G Money fucking with em :D
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I think this is out in an industrial area or something
TheLast_Lombax: @ninja_theory_ashrams haha nice
TheAlmightyJonassons: this game is the lovechild of Resident Evil and House of a Thousand Corpses/Devil's Rejects
korvys: 23?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah that's a stephen king book I think?
Anaerin: "The Number 23"
Dezinkled: there is a movie 1408
Stripe_dog: Subway300 bonus30 Jump scare. Also, the stream can't hear directional dialogue when it's behind the character, could you check the game's audio settings?
Diabore: no guns
BusTed: Remix
CapnRobert: lol
EncanisMal3k: 1408, I still remember seeing that with some friends after a high school one night.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah Room 1408 is a Stephen King short story that was made into a movie with Samuel L Jackson
thraximore: Oh yeah this fucker
TheLast_Lombax: RIP neat inventory
silvalunae: doing that should've reactivated the trap
Despoiler98: well thats horrifying
Dragonality: Ooh, I remember this
I_Am_Clockwork: nice mr. clown
frozenphoenix7: YOu did this, except burned to death.
DaFhaye: Yo hey guys! How's the scares going?
Trambampoline: some kid in a hoodie made it as far as you
silvalunae: cough cough you knpw the code already cough
korvys: You can cheat, since you know some stuff, I think
Boi_Ginny: I hope that guy falls off a swamp cliff
silvalunae: the door cough
korvys: It ended with baby
frozenphoenix7: You know the code for multiple pieces.
InkyGhoast: you know the code for the DOOR
Nameless_Sword: good memory
silvalunae: welp
InkyGhoast: Reload?
Despoiler98: shiiiiiiiiit
DaFhaye: I think you can still do it
thraximore: You don't need the code.
TwilightAvalon: You know the code for the Crank already
DaFhaye: Just move fast
Anaerin: Cover the straw man in the oil?
InkyGhoast: You don't have to do any of the puzzle
Nameless_Sword: we dead....
OksanaSean: Dead
TheLast_Lombax: You dead
prince_infidel: light the thing
frozenphoenix7: You've bricked the puzzle pretty sure.
e_bloc: Subway569 bonus56 last day for subway bonus bits, so here's some for two handsome spoopy bois
Draft_O_Mattic: it's kinda lame that Lucas uses the same escape room every time. A real artist would switch it up a little
DaFhaye: You need to get through the door
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Lucas is lame and not that creative. He's lazy enough to use the same exact puzzle twice.
korvys: You light the candle on the stove
silvalunae refuses to backseat
ninja_theory_ashrams: light the candle
frozenphoenix7: You don't have to get the balloon. You already know the codes.
Nameless_Sword: don't need anything other than the codes
Draft_O_Mattic: the other password is loser
TwilightAvalon: The whole point to the Video Tape you saw was to cheat the puzzle because Lucas is a dumb shit who didnt change anyting
thraximore: You can always restart
Stripe_dog: Turn the water back on after you get the candle past the shower
Despoiler98: so MOIST
MAPBoardgames: Can you turn the valve back on after you pass through with the candle?
thraximore: Check the wall?
niccus: time is a loop
Despoiler98: that is the least panicking reaction to being on fire I've ever seen
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: the waer?
MAPBoardgames: The flaming man dance
Stripe_dog: This is an all death run now
DaFhaye: Good way to die
UncannyJimjams: gg ez
Lord_ZYRK: Oh no, we wouldn't Lucas to catch us cheating Kappa
Nameless_Sword: so... we died?
frozenphoenix7: You don't even need to open the medicine box.
korvys: You don't need this one
TheLast_Lombax: Dont need the doll
Nameless_Sword: do we even need this?
InquisitorGaia: thats just the finger you dont need it
InkyGhoast: You need wall and crank
silvalunae hnrg
TwilightAvalon: @LoadingReadyRun Nah, Lucas hid the Tape upstairs hoping noone would find it. Because you did, you know the answer to the puzzle already. You only need to get the Crank
christhemindsculptor: Is this Ethan or Clancy doing the puzzle?
frozenphoenix7: Ethan currently @christhemindsculptor
WolfgangCloud: Finger dummy though
prince_infidel: Ethan
Phosphatide: it’s the 100% run
e_bloc: A+ commentary
Nameless_Sword: oh Ben.... I luv ya, ya big goof
Lord_ZYRK: It manipulates future RNG
frozenphoenix7: Oh Ben.
Boi_Ginny: TwitchUnity Ben TwitchUnity
Lord_ZYRK: EZ Clap
jessieimproved: "It unlights your candle" <- said no one ever
TheWriterAleph: *applause*
wildpeaks: new WR
sirfunky: i would love to se ben at gdq couch talking for a speed run :D
I_Am_Clockwork claps
frozenphoenix7: Do we have time for a donation?
1losttheGame claps
Erudite_Cynic: PB
BusTed: new pb
Lord_ZYRK: GDQTime
TheAlmightyJonassons: that was such perfect commentary
thraximore: Where did the door go?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Did that valve just go Lefty-Tighty
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BusTed: happy birthday lucas
Despoiler98: UM That s a LOT Of dynamite a wood wall would NOT have stopped that
silvalunae: well done
Nameless_Sword: maybe change up your puzzles next time
jonasjonIV: RIP toy uo but I'm better
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: pro gamer Adam vs psycho puzzlemaster Lucas would be amazing to actually happen in-game
snowcookies: coward
Despoiler98: well thats horrifying
BusTed: NotLikeThis
Boi_Ginny: Sucks to suck, Lucas
1losttheGame: NotLikeThis
DaFhaye: I'm surprised he left that
OksanaSean: Wasn't Mia in there?
christhemindsculptor: It has been so long since I have played this game
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
seenoham: only a d-series head, couldn't even spring for the a-series
skuzzo: You got one of the Power Babies!
Last1031: was there something in the celing in the room witht ht ecake
Lord_ZYRK: If there's anything to break my suspension of disbelief in this game, it's definitely the inaccurate depiction of dynamite Kappa
Shakari_Xanthus: he's got good teeth
DaFhaye: I actually love this character
edgeyberzerker: Meth is a hell of a drug
meliodas24l: hello
meliodas24l: !uptime
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Nameless_Sword: now... lets get all our stuff
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Weeeee Internet is back, its been out the last 7 hours! How have the spoops been going thus far?
kalateth: grab some guns and lets get huntin
TwilightAvalon: Lucas is a genuinely interesting character, especially for a RE game
Despoiler98: @Lord_ZYRK sorry just comically large bombs that basically go *pop* in movies or games pisses me off
silvalunae: now it's time to stop, to see what we have got: they are boo-berries, put them on the train
ninja_theory_ashrams: yaknow, he would have less distortion if he used trinitron CRT's
MAPBoardgames: Prolly don't need rthe head
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
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TheLast_Lombax: @TwilightAvalon I Think it's because you kind of know he was bent BEFORE the infection
justwhatever_idk: LOOK OUT A GHOST
meliodas24l: the game advance much? sry im bad eng
justwhatever_idk: just kidding it's me
justwhatever_idk: hi chat
TwilightAvalon: Adam.....I would suggest popping a PsychoStimulant right now. MANY items coming up and you dont wanna miss any
Lord_ZYRK: justwhatever_idk don't do that to me 👀 💦
Teirs_RL: how much of the team is off to twitch con?
justwhatever_idk: @Lord_ZYRK 'm sry
justwhatever_idk: happy birthday gritty
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e_bloc: get those bonus bits in or else Ben won't love you lrrBEEJ
OnyxOblivion: i need to buy Gritty a present
justwhatever_idk: get James in here to say Chat wont be able to donate a billion bits in two seconds so Chat proves him wrong
Stripe_dog: This is a powerful crank
Akaiatana: I didn't see, did Graham get the crank handle back?
Akaiatana: Adam**
vivianshade: did you grab the crank?
Teangeolai: Your psychobilly freakout has ended
ranknullity: The nearest zombie may be behind you
justwhatever_idk: @Akaiatana 2020 Graham and Adam are the lookalikes now Kappa jk adam
WolfgangCloud: Boss Battle Incoming
frozenphoenix7: You get another backpack soon iirc.
Akaiatana: @justwhatever_idk I'm just tired
korvys: If you combine Gunpowder and 10 Handgun ammo, you get 5 Enhanced Handgun Ammo
I_Am_Clockwork: thems boss fight'n resources *spits tebachee juice*
TwilightAvalon: You're Gonna Want Shotgun + Grenade Launcher for this Boss Fight
justwhatever_idk: same sleepy hat
Peter200lx: Party1000 Should use some bits if this is the last day for it ShowLove1000
TwilightAvalon: Make more healing
circusofkirkus: save?
korvys: "Mia... Mia, I'm so high"
Draft_O_Mattic: save?
orbitaltuna: tyme
Lord_ZYRK: Now Lucas can start the party seabatTROG
niccus: left barrel and right barrel?
The_Ninjurai: Peter200lx I believe you have to use the subway bits for it to give extra
Shakari_Xanthus: she looks like a character from escaflowne
Nameless_Sword: on those shelves?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: They look fine. That can walk it off, I’m sure.
siriusward13: 6 beers deep and you boys keep getting funnier
MAPBoardgames: liquids on the shelf above eye-level
Draft_O_Mattic: Save!!!!
Peter200lx: ah, bummer
TwilightAvalon: SAVE
e_bloc: that's a nice number of bits
silvalunae: it's gonna cost you an arm and a head
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Maybe give them some Gatorade and a few ibuprofen.
e_bloc: 8 more subs and we'll have the trifecta
TwilightAvalon: HEALIGN ITEMS
Draft_O_Mattic: saaaaave lol
teeelbee: save the damn game
Omthebox: What is this "up" you speak of?
silvalunae: should we save ; ;
MAPBoardgames: Save'
e_bloc: saving is for cowards
Peter200lx: Subway300 bonus30
e_bloc: daddy's home and he's been drinking
Kyir: Who among us has ever actually saved?
Nameless_Sword: but... there's three of us?
Peter200lx: ah, yup
I_Am_Clockwork: right time for me to head home. catch you all later
frozenphoenix7: Time to make a choice.
The_Ninjurai: TAke care I_Am_Clockwork
ninja_theory_ashrams: excuse her while she sciences
Teangeolai: nothing to worry about
Nameless_Sword: hi.... Mr Baker
Dragonality: Dat's one mad dad
snowcookies: Dad has grown
TheWriterAleph: daddy's hoooome
e_bloc: eye didn't see that coming
Akaiatana: I think we're just dad here
TwilightAvalon: Time for the best Dialogue in the Game
justwhatever_idk: peepap
frozenphoenix7: What, did you think were done? You only chainsaw'd him inhalf.
oplinger: @Despoiler98 Called it
TwilightAvalon: LUL
Kyir: Now THIS is a video game boss
Kramburger: Can't save, no memory card. Gotta finish the game in one sitting like Richard Garfield intended
I_Am_Clockwork: step on us daddy... Longlegs
thraximore: Every time
justwhatever_idk: The Ass
Despoiler98: @oplinger eyeballs
Stripe_dog: Wow he hit you so hard my stream froze
silvalunae: ga-ross
TwilightAvalon: Grenade Launcher 1-shots Each Eye
thraximore: Why is it always big glowing eyes?
MAPBoardgames: Hit it in the glowing weak-spot for massive damage!
BusTed: Also Zelda games.
justwhatever_idk: thud
Kramburger: If it cries, it dies, so go for the eyes
orbitaltuna: that hurt adam's more than it hurt in game
BusTed: At least we didn't save.
Nameless_Sword: now... how did THAT happen
Diabore: shits on fire yo
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Oh, that got juicy.
Kyir: This is why you should ever evolve into a form with way too many eyes in addition to armored skin. Remember that, kids.
Lord_ZYRK: ItsBoshyTime
justwhatever_idk: do you think there will ever be a point in the future where medicine will get inspired by video games to just make serums you can splash on you and suddenly your ribs are unbroken
Despoiler98: Adam is the MFING BOSHI
BloodnBullets: think there might be a belly one?
silvalunae: you're doing this in record time tbh
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: That is one moist lad
e_bloc: he's so . . . . ocular
BusTed: diiip
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MAPBoardgames: Tetsuo!!!!
Nigouki: it was the ass after all
Kyir: gross
snowcookies: can this monster stop moving
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Ah, the old Brown Eye
e_bloc: it stops moving when you kill it
thekeytoviktory: hi everyone
Kaaosa: this game makes my stomach all stomachy
WolfgangCloud: Left side of head
electroswagnetism: how do resident evil monsters know they can do these gross attacks
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FaustianHero: instinct, surely
e_bloc: I bet he didn't see that coming
Kramburger: Left eye, many shots, Handle it!
niccus: it's just what human bodies can do
jonasjonIV: never doubted Adam
ninja_theory_ashrams: welcome to the family
Nameless_Sword: still not dead
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Making you use all your ammo is literally the purpose of RE bosses
Kyir: Oh yeah!
e_bloc: didn't we need that?
Draft_O_Mattic: No save, 100% real gamer
space_turbulence: Can we not do the teabagging?
justwhatever_idk is named jack
justwhatever_idk: sorry Ben
Nameless_Sword: do you think THAT did it?
Hellishdream: Get fucked.
thekeytoviktory: huh weird I dropped a prime sub but didn't get a notification oh well
circusofkirkus: wow, way to waste a serum
frozenphoenix7: We did. But we also needed to not die here @e_bloc so....
TheCurtmiester: i feel like we're walking into a trap
BusTed: We are not infected, I don't think.
TwilightAvalon: should be items on the floor in boss room
Erudite_Cynic: look out for #1
BusTed: But they are.
Rockario: Obviously we cure the brother, out of spite
circusofkirkus: moral dilemmas? aka the illusion of choice
e_bloc: some viewers may not know that Adam is history's greatest monster
ninja_theory_ashrams: she's already in a jar
justwhatever_idk: Adam takes both serums for himself
JakeKamas: Okay, is Adam going to play this again?
frozenphoenix7: So do we save our wife or Zoe.
Driosenth: who killed you less
snowcookies: you told us to use it zoe
BloodnBullets: you don't need curing
Pteraspidomorphi: Oooo, last time you guys picked Mia
Stripe_dog: Your wife or some random chick
frozenphoenix7: Well, bye wife.
BusTed: We made the deal with Zoe!
InkyGhoast: wellllp
TwilightAvalon: Neat...Adam just removed a portion of the game
Lord_ZYRK: "What are we gonna do now?" "I don't know, you're the one who told me to use it!"
JakeKamas: Honestly this is the same choice I wanted to make
e_bloc: think of it as trading in your wife for a younger model
korvys: Yeah! You gotta babysit!
Nameless_Sword: so... did we just save zoe?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Well...
BusTed: 🤔
eric_christian_berg: To be fair, she attacked you with an ax.
OksanaSean: Adam is the worst :)
Kramburger: Hi New Wife
Lord_ZYRK: e_bloc seabatYIKES
frozenphoenix7: @Lord_ZYRK Zoe was the one who said to use it, not Mia.
BusTed: maybe you shouldn't have chopped off my hand
Stripe_dog: I've literally never seen anyone pick Zoe
DRMagnify: Stuff and things
Draft_O_Mattic: you chose a stranger over your wife? lol
TheWriterAleph: "bye hon love yoooou"
Driosenth: Mia and Grandma will be fine
Diabore: ben did it the other way if you want to see it
e_bloc: that's the magic of Adam Savidan
MitchTheQuaker: Well for the other way just watch the other other LRR playthru
TheCurtmiester: this is totally a trap
Hellishdream: What is this, Silent Hill?
RoastedGravy: Adam does the best big brain plays.
electroswagnetism: I mean Zoe didn't cut our hand off sooooo
Pteraspidomorphi: Helpful stranger over murder wife
eric_christian_berg: lrrFINE
korvys: I hope Jessica isn't watching :P
Kramburger: Adam Savidan, picking the ends you're to afraid to choose
BusTed: Zoe's only been nice.
wildpeaks: tbh I prefer this choice, the reactions are .. interesting :D
e_bloc: I mean that's the most straight-forward way of saying "I want a divorce" I've ever seen
ancientspark: I call out of character!
silvalunae: zoe did more to help you anyway tbh
The_Ninjurai: Zoe can make more cure so you can save Mia later
Despoiler98: Yeah to me she's just the crazy bitch who hacked off our hand
Hellishdream: You're about to be *real* mad.
Lord_ZYRK: frozenphoenix7 and Zoe was the one who said "what are we going to do now"
BusTed: get fuckin rekt
NimrodXIV: lrrWOW
Stripe_dog: OH
TwilightAvalon: Picking Zoe is actually the bad ending
1losttheGame: is this... Adam's renegade run? Kappa
frozenphoenix7: @Lord_ZYRK Oh was she? I thought it was Mia, wasn't paying full attention.
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqItsfine
Diabore: wife, who stabbed you, cut off your hand, and has generally been very rude, or stranger who did everything she could to help you
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Jesusssss
Erudite_Cynic: the lady chopped off your hand and is possesed. time to leave her
Stripe_dog: So Ethan becomes an asshole when you pick the stranger.
MAPBoardgames: I already collected on MIa's life insurance, so it'd be awkward if she came back.
circusofkirkus: cold blooded
Despoiler98: @Diabore RIGHT?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: lrrEFF
Nameless_Sword: thats a BIG boat
DiscordianTokkan: I mean, yeah, the wife DID try to kill you a bunch
thraximore: Aliens!
BusTed: And yes, we are in Louisiana.
freetimes1: lol streamer doesnt know LUL
makemonsters: Adam... uh.
Lord_ZYRK: Pretty average swamp raft, really Keepo
Despoiler98: Thats a pressurized liquid carrier
Despoiler98: WHAT
circusofkirkus: uh
frozenphoenix7: So about saving Zoe
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: wHAT
e_bloc: don't blame this shit on eevee
PatFromIT: oops
wildpeaks: :D
TwilightAvalon: You never save Zoe
TheCurtmiester: were trapped in this decision now
Despoiler98: OH bad end
Nameless_Sword: so yeah, THAT is what happens when you pick Zoe
Lord_ZYRK: So much for the cure
Diabore: actual bad end?
TwilightAvalon: you got JABIATED
DRMagnify: Cured right
Nigouki: well that got weird
JakeKamas: This is where I hate this game
Despoiler98: well GEE
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Okie dokie then
snowcookies: looks like the serum didn't fully work
Dog_of_Myth: Wow...Pokemon got dark...
NimrodXIV: welp
jpss92400: the illusion of choice
Boi_Ginny: Punishment
freetimes1: nope
frozenphoenix7: I mean, some things are changed now.
CastleOtranto: Good thing this isn't weird
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Um...... oops?
MAPBoardgames: So that cure totally bogus?
Nameless_Sword: and some how Mia ends up at the ship anyway....
Diabore: something VERY different happens the other way
silvalunae: but you end up in the same situation i think
Despoiler98: seriously we just lose if we don't pic our wife?
jonasjonIV: you are now your wife?
LetsConsider: You can save her. You can't save Zoe
frozenphoenix7: No @Despoiler98
TwilightAvalon: Now the game makes no sense
MechaKuuga: Sssssh Chat
Akaiatana: Momma Mia, here we go again
MechaKuuga: No spoilers
Hellishdream: Ehhh.
frozenphoenix7: You end up in this situation regardless of the choice you make at that point in time.
silvalunae: bew bow bew bow
Lord_ZYRK: Akaiatana FBChallenge
Rockario: Straaaange Brew, guess what's inside of you 🎵
Boi_Ginny: Oh shoot I was thinking this whole section was just goofed
snowcookies: Only certain things change based on the choice
Diabore: got nom nommed by goop
silvalunae: ethan looks like watson from bbc sherlock
Draft_O_Mattic: I read the wiki because I'm like that and things do change based on your choice.
1losttheGame: is this present? or past?
Teangeolai: absence made the heart grow fonder
TwilightAvalon: He left her for dead
Rhynerd: Will she understand?
jtmoneybank: omg this is the *best* part of the game,amirite???
thraximore: the kid is the slime
Zu_o: silvalunae martin freeman
ninja_theory_ashrams: same ending, but Ethan is a dick in this one
frozenphoenix7: Well you are currently playing at Mia at the wrecking of the ship.
Hellishdream: Yes.
Nameless_Sword: forever ago = three years?
Kramburger: This level explains it all...ish
TwilightAvalon: I honestly dont understand why Saving Zoe is an option. It makes the ending of game confusing for no reason
DiscordianTokkan: So, if you chose Mia, would you still be Mia in this part?
Lord_ZYRK: Yes
frozenphoenix7: Yes @DiscordianTokkan
makemonsters: @draft_o_mattic only sort of. The changes are extremely minor
e_bloc: and you chose your mistress zoe over her
Shakari_Xanthus: a lot of the story is in the notes and pictures
Hellishdream: Yes. You're still Mia.
Nameless_Sword: yes you would still be mia
Diabore: @ninja_theory_ashrams why is ethan a dick for helping the one who helped him over that has tried to kill him, multiple times?
ayir: glad i get to catch this one live! been watching the vods for this
frozenphoenix7: If you chose Mia, you'd just be on the boat ride with Mia up until this point.
ExhaustedElox: oh wow, we're on the ship?
Hellishdream: Yeah, and Zoe doesn't die.
Nameless_Sword: adam pretty much ahs it
Nameless_Sword: *has
justwhatever_idk: it's weird that they didn't have Mia come on the boat with you
Draft_O_Mattic: Has anyone ever chose the bad ending in bastion? I've played through a few times but I always carry the dude out. I am unable to choose the other ending.
korvys: Scare engine!
Despoiler98: art ART ART
ninja_theory_ashrams: @diabore because we are Mia, and take her pov on Ethan
Erudite_Cynic: ye olde boat flashbacks
Kyir: This ship is extra scary because none of the characters have gotten their tetanus boosters
electroswagnetism: Gotta get those XP Points
snowcookies: Technically you killed two other people before
Teangeolai: To be faiahh
bowsin_durrows: !next
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RichardTavi: Zoe was calcified, but we did not see her crumble!
bowsin_durrows: Well, clearly she was nonwhite.
Easilycrazyhat: Now she's gonna kill me!
Shakari_Xanthus: how did the mom calcify if she didn't get the serum?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @draft_o_mattic iirc it doesn’t matter, that’s kinda the point of the game.
Diabore: but now adam knows that, and he'll tell you the right answer knowing you wont pick it ben
ayir: @bowsin_durrows i got that joke LUL
Kyir: Can't even wear the hat? Boo
Boi_Ginny: Here was me thinking maybe if you choose Zoe you get flashbacks about the family history instead but nooooo
Shakari_Xanthus: or was the father so far gone that the only thing that could kill him was the serum?
MAPBoardgames: You're just gonna leave a level 1 helmet?
Lord_ZYRK: You mean "Are there any weapons" Just because we're all going to die doesn't mean you get to ignore your grammar Keepo
frozenphoenix7: @Boi_Ginny Nope, that's DLC
RichardTavi: The calcification might be an effect from Eveline, independent of how someone is taken down?
Hellishdream: So if Ben was stuck in a Jar, you'd leave him there?
silvalunae: I believe that
Teangeolai: Real killer hiding under that kind facade, eh?
e_bloc: I've literally watched you try to kill almost everyone in every video game you've played for like 2 months
Erudite_Cynic: the SHADE
Diabore: when is the cross the nopes stream starting anyway?
Nameless_Sword: that sounds like serge
Despoiler98: Serge builds murder factories people hes a monster slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
Kalpho: I'm just waiting until Adam has to do QTEs in real life
Kyir: So Serge is the guy that the plucky YA protagonist will overthrow?
Draft_O_Mattic: do you eventually fight grandma?
Kramburger: Serge is a strategist, he's willing to sacrifice a few pieces
Rhynerd: Would a serial killer Serge be an IRL Jigsaw?
thraximore: oh yeah what ever happened with gram?
Last1031: crapshot?
BusTed: Muttley James
korvys: Sounds like you're writing a crapshot
Driosenth: I think Ian would be the one leaning on the jar
Rockario: Finding your friend in a jar soundsd like a great IRL
frozenphoenix7: @thraximore We left her at the house, it was time for her stories on the telly
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun when does the game thats like until dawn starting on lets nope?
silvalunae: Oh I posed that dicks for feet or fingers question at work, and it was unanimously dicks for feet until I brought up fingernails
TwilightAvalon: @LoadingReadyRun If you were trapped in a hour glass, James would wait for time to run out just to flip the hourglass and laugh at you LUL
Zu_o: inb4 someone commissions a human sized glass jar for LRR
Draft_O_Mattic: YES, we got our loud Bois moment. You were all warned.
justwhatever_idk: Adam it happened, also magic is real, and it's conjured by Wrestling
Kalpho: Adam is going to get all his Christmas presents in jars now
Kyir: The lack of formatting on that crew register hurts me
shadow1349: We need 7 more subs bois
bi0buster: Ayyy it's m'boys! You two keep being great. lrrHEART
RoastedGravy: Well, he didn’t do a good job.
circusofkirkus: no he just got bullied
Hellishdream: I bet he was hiding from the mold monster.
ayir: shoes
Lord_ZYRK: Maybe he was hiding. . . from himself
Diabore: shoes shoes gotta be the shoes
justwhatever_idk: omygod
wildpeaks: the footsies
ayir: its gotta be the shoes!
Kalpho: we dont have feet, we must be a ghost
MAPBoardgames: Note on the wall next to the dude in the closet?
Anaerin: Running around, in this, in bare feet? I can feel the tetanus from here!
ayir: that guy didnt look like he was peeing...
Akaiatana: Ben, you just have a can-do attitude!
TheAlmightyJonassons: same, Ben, same
splatty1: these monsters can find people in lockers, are they a weapon to surpass metal gear? Kappa
BusTed: slytqThirst
Driosenth: Ben is the layer from Jurassic Park
frozenphoenix7: Adam, it's real simple what you have to do. Let her in.
Nigouki: "She's the person Mr. Rogers wanted you to be"
bi0buster: I made a jam game about trying to poop in a horror scenario.
SquareDotCube: It's the break room! Kappa
Draft_O_Mattic: Ben in a horror scenario you are going to pee in the the bathroom? Just wiz in a corner and keep moving!
electroswagnetism: Yowie Wowie
Driosenth: kid had some killer boots
Lord_ZYRK: Superhuman pudding powers? Finallly Umbrella did some good for the world seabatTROG
pixelatedpainter: Was AFK, did they pick Zoe or Mia?
Lord_ZYRK: Zoe
OnyxOblivion: both are goals
ayir: okay?? wasnt really a funny question?? but okay??
Kyir: Neither are great
Banana_Swonk: was there no talking sim today?
Despoiler98: If there's creepy supernatural shit going on and a child wandering around hey guess what SHOOT THE KID
Kalpho: just pee in a jar, no one will open it
ayir: woops realized i had dropped frames and was wayyyyy behind lol
ninja_theory_ashrams: Yowie Wowie *clap clap* *clap clap clap*
Diabore: @Banana_Swonk there was not, there was a magic special event today
Banana_Swonk: ah, okay!
TheAlmightyJonassons: hmmm, at least in the bathroom you can hide
Hellishdream: At least if you're in the corner no one is going to assume you're peeing. Everyone will assume you were doing something else as you died.
Banana_Swonk: thanks dia
bi0buster: If you pee in the jar you also have grenades to use against the mold monsters!
TwilightAvalon: Adam is NOT going to like this part
Nameless_Sword: run run run
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: I mean if I was in a dire horror scenario and had to pee, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t stop to pop a squat... I’d probably just piss myself.
ayir: getting Man of Medan ads for lets nope! seems appropriate
silvalunae: ah the survival section
Lord_ZYRK: Hellishdream "he died in the corner with his dick out" is better? 🤔
Hellishdream: Yes.
MAPBoardgames: !advice
LRRbot: Fight harder.
Rockario: I wanna make a rhythm/horror game called "Time to Boogie"
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: If you’re dead your bowls vacate anyways.
Draft_O_Mattic: Just don't pee yet pants. Then you'll smell like fear and the monster wil find you.
BusTed: zooom
Nameless_Sword: we got the zoomies
Dragonality: You dun roped him one whole dope
doubleohsnake: I could be wrong, but I think you can walk to avoid them.
Akaiatana: If the table is used for a timing puzzle, is it periodic?
BusTed: probably because she doesn't have shoes
Hellishdream: Why is there still power in this ship.
TheAlmightyJonassons: @talesfromthemanacrypt realistically, yeah, that's how that would happen. why wait, just pee
Hellishdream: This makes no sense.
bowsin_durrows: @Rockario And, of course, the main monster/villain would be called the Boogieman.
bi0buster: I think power in the ship is explained?
TheAlmightyJonassons: and you can use pee to throw a monster off your trail.
circusofkirkus: it looks a little too grimy to play
Akaiatana: Oh wow! That tape is so bad, it's goo'd!
seth_erickson: Soon you will know the tragic extent of my failings
Anaerin: Don't copy that flo.... tape...
Lord_ZYRK: "Simba. . . Remember. . ." "Oh boy, The Lion King!"
bat_wool: @Akaiatana you are on a roll!
Akaiatana: @bat_wool nah, I'm just me
Hellishdream: Why is the tape from first person?
MAPBoardgames: He's got a nifty watch too!
bi0buster: All the tapes are like that it's a whole thing.
thraximore: Science scary ~~~~
Rockario: @bowsin_durrows "Oh no! It's the Boogieman! Guess it's...Time to Boogie!~" and then you play DDR. This is every level
splatty1: implanted retinal cameras that record to vhs Kappa
ayir: ahh yes the umbrella corporations fabled camera eyebas
ayir: eyeballs*
Anaerin: Tissue samples - 2 ply? 3 ply?! With Lotion!?
Robot_Bones: But what if... didn't find?
Kyir: Dump that child overboard
Rockario: Eyeballs are analogue, so you need an analogue format
silvalunae: hello little friend
Rockario: (Please tell me VHS is analogue, I don't actually know)
doubleohsnake: Too long
electroswagnetism: It's BISON time!
seth_erickson: The highway man has arrived, "BLAT, BLAT"
1losttheGame: wait, so our wife was a secret operative?
MAPBoardgames: Time to play hot/cold
NicTMagic: !runtime
SpookyScary0_0: considerably longer than it needed to be iirc
Nameless_Sword: well... we came prepared for shit to go down
bowsin_durrows: !updog
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Robot_Bones: This is america ben, ammo is everywhere
Dragonality: The gamer eyedrops are working, he's finding all the loot
splatty1: I too like to dine and sit on a couch next to open boxes of machine gun ammo Kappa
snowcookies: this place is very moldy
ninja_theory_ashrams: "The personnel on the project haven't realized that our true purpose was to create 'EVIL-Lynn.' mwhahahaha"
bowsin_durrows: In Gunscountry, why wouldn't there be ammo everywhere?
SquareDotCube: even have a better knife
ayir: i live in the u.s can confirm. found .45 rounds in my cereal this morning
BusTed: Containment unit?
Robot_Bones: Sometimes when I reach over I accidentally grab ammo instead of my snacks
Nigouki: surely the game would set up some bullshit sequence to make you go through these room anyway Kappa
BusTed: I think it only ran for those 13 or so episodes.
TheAlmightyJonassons: @loadingreadyrun not to be confused with the sperm bank
Nameless_Sword: that was a good series... didn't it get a film recently?
justwhatever_idk: "Like Zoinks Scoob" -- Vincent Price
TwilightAvalon: While mangeable, this gun HONKS
BusTed: Also that little kid.
BusTed: In the yellow jumpsuit.
Oliin: Anything with Scrappy Doo in it can't be all that great :p
justwhatever_idk: Is there no music during this part I feel like there was music in the part the last time I watched someone play
bat_wool: Wait... didn't they do this in a horror game a couple of years back...that they play on Let's Nope?
ninja_theory_ashrams: she can create matter by vomiting because SCIENCE!
1losttheGame: so at what point do you think any scientist would say "i think we should not do this" ?
thraximore: She absorbs matter from the vomit dimension
snowcookies: this game was played with Alex and Graha and Ben before
electroswagnetism: @1losttheGame probably sometime before resident evil zero
frozenphoenix7: @1losttheGame Probably at many points. But there's a uh....history to it.
ayir: this boat was obviously designed by Fromsoft
justwhatever_idk: @bat_wool Graham and Alex iirc played actual RE7 a few years back if that's what you mean
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @1lostthegame in the words of Patton oswalt “science, all about coulda. Not about shoulda”
bat_wool: @snowcookies I meant a different game... and more futuristic.
MAPBoardgames: The one with the ghost-hunting crew did
Shakari_Xanthus: lmao
frozenphoenix7: The Happy Birthday one kind of worked up until the tape should have been burned to oblivion. The ghost hunting crew one also did. The rest, not so much.
MAPBoardgames: goodbye?
circusofkirkus: its a ghost!
Dragonality: ooze monster, AWAY!
justwhatever_idk: clipping
1losttheGame: LUL
thraximore: zoop!
CommiePuddin: Physics game!
ShadowAce0: "This is my floor"
bat_wool: I wish that I could remember the game...
TheAlmightyJonassons: that was his floor
justwhatever_idk: ~ Immesrion ~
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Ahhhh Ben. We missed you on this stream.
Camail: tasteful one bag
Nigouki: the more realistic a game looks the funnier it is when something goes wrong
justwhatever_idk: Immersion** whatever
ayir: @bat_wool SOMA maybe?
bat_wool: @ayir That's it!
ayir: @bat_wool very very good game!
thraximore: I, too, keep my remote bombs in random cupboards on my ship
Shakari_Xanthus: "I''ll be right down!"
Akaiatana: Oh no! Adam's infected with the T-bag Virus! [I stated this on the session Ben was on Vacay]
bat_wool: @ayir It was fun to watch... and I remember black physics-defying vomit in it also.
MAPBoardgames: He's only sleeping
Shakari_Xanthus: he's gonna turn...no?
TwilightAvalon: I really wish games would throttle back on Graphics
Twizted_Seed: where abouts was this building on the creepy rob zombie compound?
TwilightAvalon: The Last of Us 2 is apparently going to be 112GB because all the cutscenes are in 4k......That is SO unneeded...
ayir: Steve!
frozenphoenix7: I mean, you are working for some form of covert organization apparently.
Dragonality: That seems safe
justwhatever_idk: oh somebody got it already
thraximore: code words
BusTed: slytqShrug
ayir: they looked like juice boxes
sing_o_muse: ???
BusTed: Fast acting.
jonasjonIV: tbf, would it make more sense to have acid with your pants?
Dragonality: Someone wanted a squeezey juice, and had a really bad day
blip2004: that would just fuse the lock shut
thraximore: they're spieeeees
Angnor33: Definitely not how corrosives work on metal...
ninja_theory_ashrams: super fast acting exothermic reaction
justwhatever_idk: for that acid to work that way it'd have to basically burn a hole into the door
saweeks: if you ever watch the lockpicking lawyer, real locks are far worse
doubleohsnake: Has Evie seen housing prices? Come on.
MAPBoardgames: I've totally used a squeezey bottle of acid in chem lab class
MitchTheQuaker: i have a little cousin name evelynn and this is messin with me a bit lol
bat_wool: Just don't put that bottle near an emergency eye wash station, or else somebod is going blind.
frozenphoenix7: Yes, that's the job she told him she did.
BusTed: Yeah, Ethan did not know the nature of her job.
electroswagnetism: ethan got rope-a-doped
TwilightAvalon: Mia works for [REDACTED] and didnt tell Than
justwhatever_idk: "she's making friends, alan. Those Things, or as more commonly called, 'fortnite Teens', are everywhere"
MitchTheQuaker: she's not NOT a baby sitter
shurtal: Who got the happy juice, zoe or mia?
CapnRobert: so babysitting, was working at a lab experimenting on children then kidnapping the child?
snowcookies: Zoe
ninja_theory_ashrams: VHS tapes + smart cellular watches, what a world this is
CapnRobert: as I gathering that
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: “So honey, what did you do at work today?” “Oh I played house with a psychotic lab engineered murder child”
TwilightAvalon: TBF.....Its good Ol'American Value. Shotgun in ever home
Dragonality: Against NORMAL things, machine gun would be pretty great.
blip2004: @CapnRobert not really, mia and alan were escorting eveline to the south american lab pretending to be her parents
Toxxick: Do we know if Eveline was ever a normal child? Or was she grown from day one?
Teangeolai: The teabag is evergreen
62MGcobra: double kill!!!
sing_o_muse: yes
ghostvalv: katesNice
BusTed: That is part of the story I think.
Shakari_Xanthus: i think it's explained in a note soon
Rhynerd: I think she was grown from day oneb
Draft_O_Mattic: 2fer!
Rhynerd: Don’t quote me on that.
splatty1: I think you find documents at some point, because horror games
SpookyScary0_0: perfectly normal tubechild
Twizted_Seed: was it just me or did the girl at the door not look like that girl in the elevator
RichardTavi: We'll get more explanation when we get back control of Ethan.
TwilightAvalon: If you're familiar with other RE games....Evelines origins should be pretty easy to comprehend
MAPBoardgames: Why you using the elevator in an emergency anyway?
RichardTavi: Not right away, mind you, just don't wanna spoilers.
BusTed: awoooga
bat_wool: Vape smoke
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Lord_ZYRK: Oh, good job guys. I look away for two minutes and you set off the Nerd Alert Keepo
justwhatever_idk: awooga
Anaerin: In case of emergency, do not use elevator. Try a fire extinguisher instead.
electroswagnetism: Alan has been compromised
1losttheGame: the note on the table i bet is the lore Kappa
TwilightAvalon: The part is SO easy with the Circular Saw
ninja_theory_ashrams: FYI, security hatches in elevators are not designed to be opened from the inside. they are meant for rescue teams to open from the outside
TwilightAvalon: The Circular Saw is the best weapon in the game
justwhatever_idk: awooga for meme internet: OwOga
justwhatever_idk: or even UwUga
korvys: She's da bomb
splatty1: cqc remote minds
thraximore: That animation is lacking.
circusofkirkus: bomb voyage
Akaiatana: Mia's the bomb dot mom
eric_christian_berg: she knows how to use them!
splatty1: mines*
Adamantcheese: no YOU da bomb
bat_wool: So in this Resident Evil game a girl named Evie is evil? Did they get some writers from House of the Dead?
Nigouki: it would have been amazing if there was more corrosives inside that locker
SquareDotCube: We've got such an explosive personality
snowcookies: this is an explosive game
teeelbee: remember the hole you found?
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Did you check the tall grass?
doubleohsnake: Climb out the window
Draft_O_Mattic: Scoot through the window thing
1losttheGame: oh that window thing you climbed up?
snowcookies: we're in a ship
SpookyScary0_0: I haven't seen a single medical cabinet on this ship
SpookyScary0_0: bomb cabinets on the other hand
bat_wool: and I'm on a boat.
MAPBoardgames: Ollie, ollie, oxen free!
BusTed: Underrated BNL
1losttheGame: dont cough on me gross
siriusward13: more beer!
eric_christian_berg: lrrFINE
OnyxOblivion: he seems fine
chicken_fajitas: tasty
bat_wool: He needs a beer
MAPBoardgames: Double tap
DeM0nFiRe: He's probably ok, right?
circusofkirkus: nice doc martens
Adamantcheese: got SLIMED
RoastedGravy: Just gotta get some band-aids, he'll be fine.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: lrrFINE
ayir: wheres content aware phil when you need him
circusofkirkus: Clippy pops up: "It looks like you're having trouble sending this video"
Shakari_Xanthus: she's infected...with botox?
TwilightAvalon: and to think, Adam left her for dead
bat_wool: Such a memorable protagonist that the guys couldn't even remember his name.
electroswagnetism: "government" agent
Oliin: Oh, or True Lies.
breathlessisthehunt: Tbf
breathlessisthehunt: Hes kinda dumb
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer100 Hey everyone, this is your mid-stream reminder to drink some water, take your meds, and tell someone you love them.
Kramburger: It's legit a great movie, worth a watch
circusofkirkus: it's a documentary
Teangeolai: it was a documentary
OnyxOblivion: they killed each other at the end
Lord_ZYRK: Oh boy, forever seabatTROG
Nigouki: togetherness require consent
Pteraspidomorphi: Good point
Oliin: Sure True Lies hasn't aged wonderfully, but I still bloody love it.
Robot_Bones: Just like my Japanese animes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean, more seriously, intelligence agents hide their profession from significant others a lot in real life
MitchTheQuaker: hey hanging out with my mom is great
chicken_fajitas: quick, Naruto run through the scary hallway
Draft_O_Mattic: Not government. isn't Resident evil always Umbrella Corp?
BusTed: It's a Small World noooo NotLikeThis
Shakari_Xanthus: adam's infected
jonasjonIV: bless you
BusTed: gottem
Teangeolai: Booyah!
justwhatever_idk: this is something that actually happens fairly often in real life. Ethan would probably be at best aware that they work for the government, but he wouldn't like know what she was up to
ghostvalv: shashasha
TwilightAvalon: It wouldnt be shitty if your chose Mia
BusTed: Uh huh.
ayir: boom dark souls roasted
circusofkirkus: yeah, let's go get a puppy to really cement it
Adamantcheese: yeah kids these days want to be orphans
korvys: So were the weird hillbilly family just a *normal* murder cult, before the ship, instead of a magic murder cult?
frozenphoenix7: Consider this: Eveline never played Fortnite.
bat_wool: I'm a kid and I love Fartknot.
Ciijay: I think it was based on the Country
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TwilightAvalon: Learn a Trade Kid.....You'll thank me later
seth_erickson: Korvys they were just a regular family before the ship
LetsConsider: 75% want to be youtubers?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I don't know if we'll get this scene because of Adam's choice, but the weird hillbilly family was actually a totally normal, very nice family before this
ghostvalv: yikes
LetsConsider: Woooooooooooo
Juliamon: korvys Lucas was still a nutjob, but the rest of the family was normal
BusTed: Suddenly back to Persona 5.
LetsConsider: Economy gonna be fun
frozenphoenix7: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou That scene is regardless of choice.
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP seabatYIKES
Nigouki: do kids these days not know about The Great Demonetization Event?
Ciijay: Yeah, kids in another country were all like "ASTRONAUT" or the usual thing you'd hear
justwhatever_idk: this is legit, I know a kid who is in 6th grade who has a YT channel with his 5 year old brother. I have two different sets of cousins in similar situations
Teangeolai: It's fine, we can probably sustain 75% of our population making that good content
Draft_O_Mattic: that's too many youtubers
splatty1: question, where was the study sample taken from?
Anaerin: I mean, if you'd have asked kids the same thing 20 years ago, their answer would probably be "TV Personality". So the answer's the same, it's just the medium that's changed.
korvys: I mean, I guess it's not any weirder than kids wanting to be movie stars or whatever
circusofkirkus: that was in the movie world, ben
Dashiell: acid is nature's lockpick
siriusward13: i'd be willing to say that those 75% don't really mean it and are just interested in it now.
frozenphoenix7: Like, things are changed based off choosing Zoe or Mia, but it's so drastically little I question why they gave you the choice in the first place tbh.
korvys: 4
ayir: @anaerin exactly!
korvys: :P
e_bloc: out of 4 kids
ninja_theory_ashrams: 75% Google needs try harder, I am sure their goal is in the 95% range
Shakari_Xanthus: so the others kids will just be viewers?
Shakari_Xanthus: lol
Rockario: Ah, 4 kids. AA reasonable sample size Kappa
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Yeah I would be interested in the methodology and sample size there
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: everyone wants to stream, no one wants to watch. Someone has to be the audience, right?
Teangeolai: 9 out of 10 children recommend unboxing
endoforder: This FNAF Now
e_bloc: it was actually a survey you had to take before watching a fortnite video
Dragonality: They asked 4 kids, 3 with youtube channels, what they wanted to do...
thraximore: Suddenly we're playing Five Nights at Freddy's
jessieimproved: So no joke, I do the yearbook for an elementary school, and we survey all the 5th graders every year, and about 5 out of 50 say Youtuber for career
justwhatever_idk: our arm did not seem connected to our body in that moment
Antiagone: Well, they all used to say "Astronaut" ... and that was ... just about as likely.
WolfgangCloud: 2 drawers
Teangeolai: They don't even have to take the Greyhound bus to Hollywood anymore
splatty1: was this an lpg tanker?
snowcookies: Louisiana, yeah
siriusward13: my 8 year old says she wants to be something different like every week. also did they ask kids in a group or when they were alone? that would have a lot to do with the answers they got.
Akaiatana: Eveline is such a ship disturber
thraximore: the coin
frozenphoenix7: The boat was charted for there, yes, but a storm(plus all the nonsense) caused it to wreck and wash around Louisiana.
Anaerin: 70's/80's kids said Astronaut (After Apollo 11 and the moon landings made it popular), 80's/90's kids said pop stars (Thanks MTV)...
Nigouki: you did pick up a map
doubleohsnake: Elevator
Antiagone: Yep. That'd be me. Former "Fifth Grader Who Was Going to be an Astronaut".
FlopsyDingo: woot my favorite stream with my favorite good boys! Just caught it too looks like!
SquareDotCube: !advice
LRRbot: Don't forget to dive.
Dragonality: I wanted to be a blacksmith, so maybe 'I' was the dumb one
siriusward13: i wanted to be a cia agent. unfortunately i am not jason bourne.
ayir: oddly relevant advice
Akaiatana: When I was in grade five I wanted to be an astrophysicist. Almost got there.
RoastedGravy: I wanted to be a cartoonist.
Natimus_Prime: When I was a kid, I wanted to build robots. Then as a teen I wanted to make video games. Now I work at a grocery store cutting meat.
TwilightAvalon: Use the Lug Wrench to open the Emergency hatch on the Elevator
JusticeJuice: I wanted to be the person who put tar on cracks in the road.
Teangeolai: To be fair
WolfgangCloud: I wanted to be a NASCAR driver
siriusward13: @Natimus_Prime i cut meat for five years growing up. my dad grew up in his uncle's butcher shop, and then i had a job there in my youth. its a great trade to know.
e_bloc: tbf you would always want to be a prosecutor than a defendant
BusTed: He had a cop's perspective.
1losttheGame: That’s a real bias right there
ninja_theory_ashrams: I wanted to be a Hollywood Stuntman and get thrown off tall buildings
Lord_ZYRK: When I was a kid I wanted to be a necromancer. I'd tell you how that worked out, but then I'd have to kill you and raise the corpse. MiniK
frozenphoenix7: No, you can't.
Oliin: Is it just me or did that last herb look like the top of a pineapple?
RichardTavi: That's just the other side of the door you couldn't push open earlier.
e_bloc: did it go whale?
TwilightAvalon: Look on the Floor of the Elevator
korvys: My uncle is a marine biologist
BusTed: I feel like that was a setup to a joke.
AtomicAlchemical: "Dad, are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop"
Mysticman89: Was there something fishy about her?
ancientspark: When I was a kid, I wanted to be an ambulance driver because you could ignore speeding limits
ancientspark: I was a weird kit
Draft_O_Mattic: acab
ancientspark: *kid
Shakari_Xanthus: i was expecting a marine joke of some kind
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut and then President. Now I'm just tired.
Driosenth: do you want a hint?
Shakari_Xanthus: oh there you go
Lord_ZYRK: "Does not have gills. Check him off the list."
thraximore: I'm guilty of ghosting, but it feels major skunky.
e_bloc: yeah I want to wake up in the morning well-rested
Driosenth: elevator hatch
Kramburger: !advice
LRRbot: Don't prejudge things just because they're skulls.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: I wanted to be an art teacher... until No Child Left Behind and art funding was cut nation wide... didn’t want to be a push cart teacher between 2 or 3 districts. Went into higher ed admin instead.
siriusward13: i ended up being what everyone from my area ends up being...a mechanical engineer who doesn't even work with cars.
Driosenth: np
e_bloc: tis better to love and be ghosted then to never have loved at all
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Antiagone: So, clearly not alone on the ship...
Antiagone: That was a zombie.
Nigouki: down is clearly occupied
Pywodwagon: She probably discovered Atlantis and is living with the undersea folk now
justwhatever_idk: what if being ghosted meant that you got to have the super powers of a ghost
Kramburger: The last two girls I dated before i met my wife both ghosted me, it SUCKED
Shakari_Xanthus: if you're mia, you can't die right?
TwilightAvalon: Makarov PM <3 Such a sexy gun
thraximore: better than nothing, I guess
AtomicAlchemical: Oh no, that's for him
NimrodXIV: maybe it was for himself
RichardTavi: Maybe he wasn't looking to do something to the moldies, but to himself...
Akaiatana: Ben, what the heck is a peach hooter?
Driosenth: two shots, one for Ethan, one for you
Shakari_Xanthus: sometimes when i look away from the screen, adam burps and i think it's a jumpscare monster
Antiagone: Hope that zombie thing isn't attracted to noise....
siriusward13: @TwilightAvalon i'm gonna go ahead and say it for the world to hear. I LIKE HI-POINTS! there, i said it.
ghostvalv: make gun cake out of the powder
RichardTavi: Man, @Shakari_Xanthus , Alex got me GOOD with one when he was sitting in on this with Adam.
BusTed: At least it doesn't have much recoil.
Shakari_Xanthus: @RichardTavi eeww
chicken_fajitas: approximately a million
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN
RichardTavi: Freaked me the heck out.
Lord_ZYRK: Delicious, nutritious
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Good job looking up
RichardTavi: It was like a roar.
OksanaSean: Adam, you killed the monster ... Did you forget to do something after?
Lord_ZYRK: I think that's part of the inflation mechanism for that vest
Shakari_Xanthus: to showcase the latest in lifevest design
maxx7575mtg: Hey Ben and Adam
Teangeolai: Right in my yead
Twizted_Seed: coin?\
ninja_theory_ashrams: "I am going to let the player pick up and rotate one vest, because ARTĆ
maxx7575mtg: And penny comes out!!
snowcookies: that fuse was in the flashback
FireBasilisk53: so where we at in the story, just got here
Driosenth: check your storage
RichardTavi: We're on the ship as Mia, after the videotape flashback.
seth_erickson: You're pretty close though it might take a little time next week
TwilightAvalon: The MPM is actually the 2nd worse pistol in the game. The Starting Pistol is actually worse
OksanaSean: Fancy boat
Shakari_Xanthus: mia's shadow looks badass
snowcookies: there's a few more scenes after this I think
FlopsyDingo: wait, does this monster pistol just use handgun ammo?
Lord_ZYRK: yep
FlopsyDingo: sick
Shakari_Xanthus: yeah, this time don't unplug the oil barrel
Servick: art is subjective
circusofkirkus: the puzzler
e_bloc: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Teangeolai: Big puzz
electroswagnetism: They call him big puzzles got he got a big puzzles
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBIGPUZZLES when
1losttheGame: Big Puzzles in the house!
TwilightAvalon: In terms of Overall Versatility...the 4 Pistols in this game go M1911 > Albert01 > MPM > Glock
Mysticman89: Zelda did the one click chests
Omthebox: There isn't one. Doesn't seem to be a problem to me.
TheWriterAleph: oh he's 'armless
Shakari_Xanthus: that one attacked yo uwith just its torso...
FlopsyDingo: their most dangerous attack - the stutterstep
endoforder: Nintendo's gotchu
deano901: think of it as opening the fridge you open it look and then can't decide what you want and close it again
Draft_O_Mattic: Okay that one spooked me good
Lord_ZYRK: When you've got limited inventory it wouldn't be great to make you auto-loot chests
Lord_ZYRK: Jebaited
korvys: Breath of the Wild was annoying - if you opened a chest, and you didn't have room, you had to back out to manage your inventory. Pain in the butt
thraximore: NANI
circusofkirkus: seabatHITBOX
Servick: he didn't glitch, he had lag
Armyguy0: You know
thraximore: oh hey callbacks to previous games
e_bloc: ????????
electroswagnetism: Microwaves honk
Armyguy0: that gun makes me upset
Ciijay: just suddenly appears behind you "nothing personel kid"
Shakari_Xanthus: raccoon city reference?
e_bloc: how do you ever not want a microwave
Draft_O_Mattic: deaked!
TwilightAvalon: Microwaves are still one of the greatest inventions of the last 100 years
MrWrann: Huge acid bottle has like 4 drops in it
electroswagnetism: What about bath bombs Kappa
ninja_theory_ashrams: in Dragon Age Origins, there is a room that you have to sit thru a loading screen to get in and out of, and all that is in that room is a barrel to smash with a few gold coins in it. I have never been more pissed off at a developer for wasting my time.
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:22:45.
Lord_ZYRK: electroswagnetism checkmate atheists
Bengineering: hey chat I'm gunna hang out here
snowcookies: Hi Ben!
Bengineering: go left
iconicshadow89: lol
FlopsyDingo: lrrBEN
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Edgarware: benginHi
FireBasilisk53: Ben it was upstairs right?
BrassWingman: Oh hey it's Ben
Armyguy0: remember the 1st Microwaves had the power to cook a full ham in like 7mins
Lord_ZYRK: No backseating please Kappa
Bengineering: uh I think it was in that locker right?
snowcookies: !quote Ben
LRRbot: Quote #3823: "Some of us drink alcohol that tastes like leather" —Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
circusofkirkus: captain's quarters
Bengineering: maybe lower floor
snowcookies: 4F
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Heeeeey Ben
Bengineering: oh 4f yeah that could be it
Lord_ZYRK: Can someone ban this backseater, geeze MiniK
Bengineering: no problem
FlopsyDingo: probably on the boat
TwilightAvalon: I think Ben is making fun of us
FlopsyDingo: lrrBEEJ
thraximore: millenials these days, always on their phones
Armyguy0: @Bengineering benginButt
MrWrann: So does Ben now exist in the future and past at the same time now?
e_bloc: Ben's nothing if he's not helpful
ZeroskieS: Millbenials Kappa
El_Funko: Gamer foul
snowcookies: !quote Bengineering
LRRbot: Quote #6176: "It puts the butt power on the front power." —Bengineering [2019-06-28]
LetsConsider: Is Ben a Gen Z kid?
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utilitybiscuits: a rare moment of peace with the loud bois, how did this happen
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thraximore: security
thraximore: I think?
snowcookies: Ben is milennial
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @bengineering I hope you’re on the moonbase WiFi. Watched two streams on cellular data this month and it ATE 50% of my monthly allotment.
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Draft_O_Mattic: was it in security?
Questhere: oh lord he comin
Omthebox: Acid damage
TwilightAvalon: you kill it FIRST, then get the Cable
Armyguy0: more like a DEAD end
Shakari_Xanthus: but mia is "part of family" now. isn't she invulnerable?
endoforder: boo on you sir
BusTed: rayfkWelp
maxx7575mtg: And zomblie again
Armyguy0: KappaHD
OksanaSean: Very dead space.
maxx7575mtg: 3
maxx7575mtg: 2
maxx7575mtg: 1
TwilightAvalon: 3
e_bloc: lol
Nigouki: there's not such thing as too many remote explosives
FlopsyDingo: my man
TheWriterAleph: s p l o r t c h
FlopsyDingo: gross
snowcookies: yay
Omthebox: What else are bombs good for?
circusofkirkus: there's a bomb by the machine gun anyways
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TwilightAvalon: Bombs are VERY useful
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: That thing projectile vomits like a sick toddler.
e_bloc: subs/follows/bits are very nice right now
FlopsyDingo: oh! I was in Victoria a few weeks back, and went to YJ, bought one pack of MH, and opened foil Serra
FlopsyDingo: it was really cool
SpookyScary0_0: I guess they really liked the design of the regenerators from 4
1losttheGame: oh damn, nice pull
deano901: I assume you can't just blow the door?
Armyguy0: no you guys still have a bit to go
FlopsyDingo: unfortunately all the LRRsmen were at PAX I think?
FlopsyDingo: bad timing
FlopsyDingo: but basically YJ is blessed
Stirpediratto: blip blop love you all!
maxx7575mtg: Adam and Ben I know this is not magic the gathering but are you guys and the gang go to Prerelease this weekend.
siriusward13: how much longer are you guys streaming?
Driosenth: you can drop the cable off at the elevator fuse box
siriusward13: so no more beers...
Armyguy0: Yea no
Armyguy0: you have way longger then a hour
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:30:06.
maxx7575mtg: It friday saturday and sunday
FlopsyDingo: I think there's still a fair bit of game left, probably more than an hour?
thraximore: fucking sniped
thraximore: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Armyguy0: lrrHORN
maxx7575mtg: This game reminds me of Aliens
circusofkirkus: occupado
maxx7575mtg: zomblie
maxx7575mtg: 3
NicTMagic: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
maxx7575mtg: 2
maxx7575mtg: 1
TwilightAvalon: Make normal Handgun ammo and a Strong First Aid
korvys: If you combine Gunpowder and 10 Handgun ammo, you get 5 Enhanced Handgun Ammo
maxx7575mtg: know
1losttheGame: softlock? Kspps
1losttheGame: Kappa
gavino273: first time here, I have watched lets nope for so long with out being able to see it live! keep rocking you guys! @LoadingReadyRun
circusofkirkus: they mentioned something from an engine room
Armyguy0: Ah the PP-19
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FlopsyDingo: oh sure. now you don't have to screw the cable on
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Welcome @gavino273!
TwilightAvalon: The bottom Floor is easy now because you have weapons
Armyguy0: as 64 shots of any type of ammo works
Draft_O_Mattic: there were stairs you didn't check, climb out of the elevator up
deano901: I swear the hand gun has more power
TwilightAvalon: Use your Psychostimulents here....THERE MANY items
TwilightAvalon: on the botom floor
1losttheGame: look at the seabatBRAIN on this lad
TwilightAvalon: lol
frozenphoenix7: Maybe Adam found everything already because he's the perfect gamer <_<
thraximore: wheelerLoop wheelerLoop
TheLast_Lombax: @TwilightAvalon You're saved
TwilightAvalon: I remember there being a 3rd Backpack that is SUPER easy to miss
circusofkirkus: all our healy juices
FlopsyDingo: healthy!
anyapants: Yo wut up ghouls
emrafool: is this the new throne of eldraine set that everyone is talking about?
FlopsyDingo: ah yes. That's all that was wrong with the elevators...
e_bloc: life partner
BloodnBullets: not ex yet...
Oliin: Husband I think.
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snowcookies: they didn't get divorced
FlopsyDingo: a cable and a fuse...
frozenphoenix7: They did not, no.
1losttheGame: husband. they have had NO time to divorce LUL
circusofkirkus: don't rush me, child
blip2004: i thought they were engaged
e_bloc: death is a pretty good way to divorce
frozenphoenix7: I mean, he had 3 years of her being missing @1losttheGame <_<
Oliin: I mean she just disappeared really.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: If she was declared dead it would be annulled
maxx7575mtg: same Ben
Lord_ZYRK: Does giving a woman he just met the cure instead of his wife count as a divorce?
TwilightAvalon: I kinda wish You guys would play this gane a 3rd time on Stream....but only because if someone would off screen do a playthrough and collect all the bobbleheads. I'd LOVE to see you guys speedrun this with the Circular Saw. Its a BLAST
Shakari_Xanthus: they got divorced when he cured zoe
1losttheGame: WAIT its been 3 years?
seth_erickson: We should be getting pretty close maybe like 20 or 30 minutes
anyapants: Lol ben
TwilightAvalon: There is a Knife somewhere on the Boat....but I absolutely forget where
Jonci_: Adam just went Waluigi
Zalthia: Which gorl did he choose?
Armyguy0: i like how a 9mm sounds more like a .50
Lord_ZYRK: Zoe
FireBasilisk53: OOF
TheLast_Lombax: WHY ZOE
FlopsyDingo: lol I'm not surprised at all Adam chose Zoe
TwilightAvalon: Adam wanted the bad ending
Lord_ZYRK: Because why not?
Diabore: cause mia tried to kill us, multiple times @TheLast_Lombax
MousseFilledCat: You get more story if you choose mia
FlopsyDingo: I mean she helps you, and Mia chopped your hand off soooooo...
TheLast_Lombax: Mia was infected that was clear LUL
Lord_ZYRK: Adam playing games for story LUL
MousseFilledCat: I realize that
circusofkirkus: plus we're not here for the lore :P
MousseFilledCat: We're here to kill things
TwilightAvalon: Ill be honst.....There shouldnt have been an option. I dont know why they let you choose Mia vs Zoe./
Armyguy0: Zoe is infected as well tho
TwilightAvalon: Picking Zoe actively hurts the game
frozenphoenix7: I mean, being completely honest I question why they give you the option to make a choice tbh.
chicken_fajitas: r/bossfights
electroswagnetism: If you want to see them choose Mia, go watch the other time they played through it :^)
1losttheGame: i mean, lets be real here, who is worse objectively here, Ethan, who left his wife in the swamp, or Mia, who is part of an evil organization that develops zombie viruses on children?
TwilightAvalon: and its not even an RPG....no reason for it
FlopsyDingo: maybe plant some bombos?
Nigouki: "Liberally sprinkle the enemy with lead"
korvys: Had a bit much, have we sir?
TheLast_Lombax: @Armyguy0 Yeah but for longer
maxx7575mtg: Ben if I'm right there should be like one or two more fat zomblie
BloodnBullets: giblets
TheLast_Lombax: remember the 'as long as theyre not too far gone' comment
korvys: Nice, HAWP ref, Ben
1losttheGame: what are the coins for?
Lord_ZYRK: TwilightAvalon because modern video games have to have "meaningful moral choices"
Diabore: @1losttheGame collectibles
justwhatever_idk: coins can be exchanged for goods and services
electroswagnetism: The scariest parts of Resident Evil 4 happened when you had basically every gun
electroswagnetism: and that game is 100 emoji
BloodnBullets: i dont think theres anything natural about this
Nigouki: chop his hand off again!
e_bloc: more like treethan
Nameless_Sword: jack... what are you doing here?
Robot_Bones: Oh hi Ian
frozenphoenix7: I've watched a playthrough of this like, 5 different times counting this one tbh and I think honestly the difference is split between times I've seen Zoe chosen or Mia chosen.
korvys: I do not believe you about Lucas
BusTed: Zoe was never really a question.
Diabore: zoe didnt kill anyone
Rockario: Lucas, ehhhh...
Lord_ZYRK: Oh Jack, I've got some bad news about Lucas
Nameless_Sword: you say that....but i have my doubts about lucas
Boi_Ginny: He kinda looks like Peter Stormare
ninja_theory_ashrams: well, Lucas had signs before evie
TwilightAvalon: Jack Baker was honestly a nice family man before being corrupted
MousseFilledCat: Yeah .... about Lucas
1losttheGame: i feel so bad for the family
SpookyScary0_0: yeah didn't lucas kill people as a kid and shit?
frozenphoenix7: See Jack, you're correct on every one but Lucas. Lucas is a psycopath, infected or not.
circusofkirkus: whatever happened to granny?
frozenphoenix7: Granny is back at the house, watching her stories on the telly.
Lord_ZYRK: circusofkirkus Nursing home Kappa
TwilightAvalon: Jack is a good guy :(
ninja_theory_ashrams: having grown up in Louisiana, I don't know what accent he is doing
Dragonality: Granny is watching her soaps
Diabore: nice follower number
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #130: "Everything I know about arm wrestling I learned from Sylvester Stallone." —Adam [2015-04-12]
Shakari_Xanthus: weird, so if ethan heard evie's voice...
TheLast_Lombax: NICE
Nameless_Sword: mia.... thank you... am sorry we ditched you
UncannyJimjams: I had to step away for a minute , who did we give the serum to?
justwhatever_idk: almost
TwilightAvalon: You're about to feel REALLY bad in a second
frozenphoenix7: Zoe @UncannyJimjams
Diabore: zoe
wildpeaks: she's gone alright
Nameless_Sword: oh dear,,,,
nurovi: no hesitation
circusofkirkus: lay into her
Nameless_Sword: we end this.... like we started
JakeKamas: Helll yeah Adam
Lord_ZYRK: So remember that time you could have cured your wife? Keepo
Mysticman89: does this count as domestic abuse
UncannyJimjams: oof, this is gonna be sad then
frozenphoenix7: So things you don't have to do if you saved her <_<
Questhere: adams a fighter, not a lover
circusofkirkus: so we get her guns now, right?
Nigouki: The Gordon Freeman approach the problem solving
Nameless_Sword: i don't feel so good mr ethan
splatty1: no, the backback Kappa
TheLast_Lombax: I dont feel so good tony
justwhatever_idk: "what am I fighting foooooooooorrrrrr"
1losttheGame: now you are FUCKED LUL i dont know
Lord_ZYRK: Because they thought you suck
frozenphoenix7: You'll see
Nameless_Sword: video games!
Lord_ZYRK: They didn't know who they were dealing with
frozenphoenix7: Just keep going.
TwilightAvalon: It gets Teleported to your Loot Box
ancientspark: Game: *attempts emotional moment*. Adam: "WHY YOU GIVE AMMO"
TheLast_Lombax: Ludonarrative Dissonance @LoadingReadyRun Jesus LUL
Dragonality: How much XP for the wife?
circusofkirkus: nope
CapnRobert: im with adam here
e_bloc: if she exploded like a borderlands boss that would be hilarious
TwilightAvalon: This is why Adam gets the bad ending
Boi_Ginny: I mean yeah...
Shakari_Xanthus: as @frozenphoenix7 said, "you'll see"
Mysticman89: Yeah when I'm forced to murder my wife, I hoope she erupts in a spray of loot.
seth_erickson: We near the end of the game.
chicken_fajitas: game GivePLZ ammo
ThorSokar: Peak video game: "Here's all this ammo, NOW we're gonna take it from you for no reason!"
Armyguy0: Don't you still have the mines?
TheLast_Lombax: Try and say that shit in front of cameron and corey they'll explain you hard LUL
Darleysam: Adam Savidan MD, hanging round the emergency room waiting for rare drops
justwhatever_idk: "I rescued from this goddamn jar and you have the gall to not pay me"
Rhynerd: Just two or so boss fights left, right?
BusTed: Time for a snack.
Draft_O_Mattic: is Lucas still alive?
Nameless_Sword: yeah lucas ran
UncannyJimjams: kept you waiting, huh?
frozenphoenix7: I mean, we didn't kill him @Draft_O_Mattic
TwilightAvalon: Fun Fact: Pushing that Fish is a speedrun strategy because it lets you glitch through the ladder
Armyguy0: Yep still have the mine
TheLast_Lombax: Whats you theory Adam?
snowcookies: Lucas is alive and a coward yes
Boi_Ginny: Lucas just ran off right?
Driosenth: when you blow off the head, instead of high pressure blood, it is bullets
Rhynerd: Lucas is alive and cab be met again in a DLC
korvys: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:48:52.
TheLast_Lombax: DLC foreshadowing lol
justwhatever_idk: oh yeah there's this portion
Mysticman89: I want if grandma was legitimately dead all along and is the only 'normal' corpse around.
Draft_O_Mattic: Fitting that we enter the salt mine now, after Adam's big ol' loots complaints
circusofkirkus: by the video game gnomes
frozenphoenix7: They haven't found Eveline yet, and they discovered encrypted messages from Lucas to an unknown 3rd party.
Nameless_Sword: all the things....
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
snowcookies: lol
BusTed: Heheheh.
korvys: At least they say it
circusofkirkus: gdi
Lord_ZYRK: oof
Diabore: theres the sweet loot
snowcookies: !clip
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TwilightAvalon: @LoadingReadyRun it makes more sense if you choose Mia, because she doesnt die there
1losttheGame: i mean, its LIKE you looted her
BloodnBullets: Loot!
Boi_Ginny: Video games!
snowcookies: no knife?
UncannyJimjams: you didn't pick the loot up so you just have to grab it from the postmaster
TheLast_Lombax: The only difference is you didnt have to pick all that shit up
Driosenth: don't forget your knife!
doubleohsnake: This is the last box
Nigouki: which route did the previous playthrough take?
TheLast_Lombax: and some tension between the end of the fight and the save
frozenphoenix7: You're in the endgame now, so
caoinlean: wait I missed it, so did he get the stuff after? all the ammo?
Rhynerd: @nigouki cure mia route
frozenphoenix7: @Nigouki In their previous playthrough they saved Mia.
thraximore: just take the grenade launcher instead
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:50:46.
JaymicUnyielding: Oh, THIS is where you both went after Magic! Couldn't stay for either stream very long, find any great new Eldraine stuff?
justwhatever_idk: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:52 PM
thraximore: flame rounds?
Diabore: 5 more grenade rounds
Nigouki: neat, so i can go and see that route too later
ThorSokar: Morty
Armyguy0: you have 5 more slaneds
Rockario: @caoinlean It all ended up in the box
prince_infidel: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #325: "Oh fuck! What is that? Oh shit! It's prolapsed! Oh fuck! It's going to drill us!" —Alex [2015-06-05]
Pywodwagon: “If someone asks you if you want a grenade launcher, you say yes”
RichardTavi: Gonna keep wasting ammo on opening crates?
caoinlean: thanks Rockario!
Nameless_Sword: that is a LOT of ammo
Diabore: healthy
frozenphoenix7: I mean, it's useful for the one portion of the game where you need it.
snowcookies: you can put the antique coins in the cage thing
Teangeolai: Armed to the damn teeth
TwilightAvalon: The Burner is literally only for the 2nd Area....Its worthless afterwards, sadly
circusofkirkus: time to Rambo on this kid's ass
BloodnBullets: cue doom music.
Teangeolai: I'm imagining Ethan with three bullet bandoliers strapped on
TheLast_Lombax: Got enough ammo RAMBO?!
korvys: Are you doing it this stream?
frozenphoenix7: I mean technically Ben...
Dragonality: What if: The final boss fight was a QTE and you didn't need to do ANY of that
deano901: goes full rambo kid dies in one shot Kappa
UncannyJimjams: it went full resident evil
TheLast_Lombax: Thats ALL RE games
Shakari_Xanthus: you also took mia's skills?
Armyguy0: the power of the gun
Mysticman89: so this is gonna turn into far cry blood dragon? becuase I'm down with that.
ThorSokar: Chris is a damn good murder machine
TheLast_Lombax: tense and then a fucking terminator DLC by the end
Wicker_Knight: Chris also has the musclemelons
SquareDotCube: Once we start punching boulders
TheLast_Lombax: LUL
justwhatever_idk: wow
Stripe_dog: Chris is in this game
PixelSavage: walking animation looks a bit like he shat himself ....
korvys: And the the stream was over
Dog_of_Myth: critroleTouchdown
snowcookies: ha
TheLast_Lombax: All for a button
BloodnBullets: death machine died
UncannyJimjams: lrrWOW
ninja_theory_ashrams: killing machine
1losttheGame: aaaaaand we are done folks, thanks for tuning in
TheLast_Lombax: wheres your ammo now ADAM
utilitybiscuits: yowza
TwilightAvalon: The Best NG+ Item is the Circular Saw. It stunlocks everything and does the same Damage per second as the Machine gun
wildpeaks: at least we're in the last strech
RichardTavi: "So there's this thing we learned about last session. It's called Blocks-y."
maxx7575mtg: Shit adam
NimrodXIV: daaaaamn
thraximore: poppin OFF
electroswagnetism: This gun is vulgar
maxx7575mtg: one shoot kill
Twizted_Seed: get that wesher rifle out
TwilightAvalon: Items everywhere again
TheLast_Lombax: Fuckin shroud up in here
1losttheGame: that was
BloodnBullets: the ammo is breeding
PixelSavage: "go ham" - 1 hour later "why dont we have any ammo !!!"
PixelSavage: "cool game"
SpookyScary0_0: you can open like 500 crates with that thing
1losttheGame: i feel like this game was sponsored by apple watch LUL
Nameless_Sword: end game times
thraximore: Game finales are hard
TwilightAvalon: The first 2 Levels are 10/10.....The Last 3 levels are a 7/10. OVerall its a 8-9.5/10
BusTed: PJSalt
Mysticman89: I did think this was supposed to be a return to pyschological horror from action by RE, but theres lots fo silly stuff in this
TwilightAvalon: RE7 is honestly the 3rd best RE game so far.....just under RE4 and REmake
justwhatever_idk: Yeah the ending might be in part probably so that people wouldn't have been like "they just did a Silent Hill wth"
BloodnBullets: still alive, still an asshole
Diabore: regular handgun - 6ish bullets, machine gun with THE SAME BULLETS - 20+
PixelSavage: the 200 IQ plays
circusofkirkus: this guy's a GOD
kenny_roberts84: Sweet
howdoipunch: "Oh man, my fitbit says I'm about to die."
SquareDotCube: combine?
PixelSavage: "lumberjack, hunter, miner" - the Adam Savidan story
BloodnBullets: b-b-b-bomb track
Twizted_Seed: what is the difference between this game and the F.E.A.R series?
Diabore: god the machine gun SUCKS
TwilightAvalon: Honestly the Machine Gun is BAD
TheLast_Lombax: @TwilightAvalon this is good
Stripe_dog: The SMG is garbage
1losttheGame: i feel like capcom doesnt know much damage guns do
Armyguy0: Guns kill faster in F.E.A.R
Armyguy0: and no slow mo
Rhynerd: The enemies have funs in F.E.A.R.
e_bloc: what's the difference between this game and untitled goose game
Rhynerd: *guns
TwilightAvalon: Alma HONKS
RichardTavi: Wasn't there a lot of gun-toting enemies in F.E.A.R.?
RichardTavi: *Weren't
Driosenth: yes, because detonating a explosive in an enclosed space is a really good idea
Armyguy0: There was
Teangeolai: @e_bloc The goose has more ammo
e_bloc: I fucking knew it
BloodnBullets: F.E.A.R gives you a nail gun that lets you stick stuff to walls
Lord_ZYRK: *Ethan starts honking profusely*
ninja_theory_ashrams: I assume in this game, you are not having sex with the mind child (spoilers for F.E.A.R. series)
circusofkirkus: ez game'
Pteraspidomorphi: Is Lucas the goose?
Twizted_Seed: Nail gun was best gun
eric_christian_berg: This is the weirdest PUBG mod.
Armyguy0: F.E.A.R was fun
maxx7575mtg: Got to go Ben and Adam see y'all next time on twitch.
long_bad_cutscene: why do all the enemies in this look like the monsters from suicide squad
Driosenth: that's Lucas's bag of tea, you didn't earn that one
long_bad_cutscene: except threatening
TheLast_Lombax: Lucas definitely has a dedicated QUACK button
TwilightAvalon: BEst Last Game Setup is = Knife, M1911, Double Barrel, Nade Launcher, Remote Bombs
PixelSavage: that dudes needs glasses - such blurry vision
Twizted_Seed: this gun is hot garbage
Armyguy0: >9X18mm
circusofkirkus: ah, we found the honk button - it's the SMG's trigger
Teangeolai: lrrGARBO
Rhynerd: What if there was a Duckest Dungeon?
PixelSavage: well thank god were allready in a salt mine
Nameless_Sword: minecart? did this just become minecraft?
SpiffGames: because it takes 100 ammo to kill anything
FireBasilisk53: Darkest dungeon but they are all ducks
Pywodwagon: Untitled Goose Dungeon
wyrmclan: @Nameless_Sword and there's even crafting!
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
TheLast_Lombax: Good ROI though
TwilightAvalon: Its why they give you hundred of MG ammo.....its awful
Nameless_Sword: oh my god... you're right @wyrmclan
TheLast_Lombax: LUL
circusofkirkus: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
1losttheGame: LUL
finnie91: LUL
TwilightAvalon: LUL
NimrodXIV: son of a
justwhatever_idk: Hi Highlight Reel
BusTed: Mmhm.
ThorSokar: gott'em!
seth_erickson: LUL
doubleohsnake: LUL
Armyguy0: lrrJUDGE
755yoyo: mcdmJerry
FireBasilisk53: who's ready for lore?!
TheLast_Lombax: LORE TIME
Lord_ZYRK: I mean. . . one's a masterclass in melding gameplay with narrative tone in a methodic battle requiring forethought, patience, and planning
UncannyJimjams: the lore dump!
Lord_ZYRK: and the other is Darkest Dungeon Kappa
electroswagnetism: Curious is the trapmaker's profession
TwilightAvalon: There is STEROIDS in the Bathtub
TwilightAvalon: or near it
seth_erickson: Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
BusTed: Lucas is just a butt.
snowcookies: sounds like this was written by Lucas
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
InkyGhoast: Shashasha
Nameless_Sword: OH.... MY.... GOD....
circusofkirkus: seabatBRAIN
ghostvalv: wow
long_bad_cutscene: VIDEO GAMES
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
ninja_theory_ashrams: mwhahahaha
Scy_Anide: Oh Adam, you smart boy you.
thraximore: come ON
DiscordianTokkan: Evie IS Grandma?!
ghostvalv: seabatBRAIN
NicTMagic: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
NimrodXIV: Grandma!
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT
Rhynerd: Sucks to be so clairvoyant?
e_bloc: Subway400 bonus40 Adam is fucking ghostradamus
Armyguy0: did Alex not say the same?
WolfgangCloud: Always right lrrADAM
TheLast_Lombax: It was funny I didn't work that out here.
circusofkirkus: a toad a sow
eric_christian_berg: Kill Grams!
ghostvalv: toed a sow
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Lord_ZYRK: Adam "Toad a sew" Savidan
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Scy_Anide: A nearly nice sub for the brain too big Adam.
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FireBasilisk53: MORE LORE!!!
TwilightAvalon: @LoadingReadyRun There is Steroids either near or IN the bathrub in the previous room
Rhynerd: A toedesoe
BusTed: gottem
circusofkirkus: LUL
ThorSokar: ahahaha
Nameless_Sword: woops...
e_bloc: nailed it
snowcookies: you did that
Teangeolai: Lol!
Shakari_Xanthus: highlight reel
seth_erickson: LUL
NimrodXIV: :D
Armyguy0: LUL
Dragonality: Hi heather
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TheLast_Lombax: only when i saw the photo with E-0001 on the back again i worked it out
Mysticman89: if they're all dead, wasting your heals is just part of sending a message
Lord_ZYRK: He needed to heal his gamer hand after all of those pro headshots
monkeyrama: LUL I go tinto stream at the right time
ninja_theory_ashrams: now I really hope it's not like F.E.A.R. not to be age-ist, I guess old ladies need loving too
Lord_ZYRK: ramen seabatTROG /
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AGiantRoach: Adam is a wizard at detecting horror game twists.
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monkeyrama: Hi ZYRK
seth_erickson: it's been good Ramen
korvys: This plot is powered by BABIES
bat_wool: Clip it, that's the ticket!
Musicsquid: Real gamers heal at 95% health seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
BloodnBullets: damn it, I made a clip of adam predicting the granny twist and I cant find it
justwhatever_idk: this is very close
SpookyScary0_0: ah yeas, the good old dead-poison
FireBasilisk53: all the lore tho
Lord_ZYRK: Despite the dansgame it's still pretty pog
Nameless_Sword: i wonder which gun we will need
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TwoSenses: Adam knows all
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doubleohsnake: They're good for running past the end of the mine
monkeyrama: I'll have to check the vod later
BloodnBullets: heres adams called shot: https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperFreezingHerringCoolStoryBob
korvys: "can deal major damage while stunning any enemies in range and slowing them down for a short period."
Draft_O_Mattic: ditch the shotty
TwilightAvalon: Cheer50 I'll be completely honest Adam. Play this game on your own and try to obtain all the bobbleheads. Doing so unlocks a Circular Saw you can 90% the with. Its the most fun you'll ever have.
PixelSavage: man new elder scoll looks dope
insane_42 nods
Robot_Bones: Where's Poochie?
monkeyrama: Where's your flakker Kappa
Nameless_Sword: you might wanna.... run!
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hieroglyphica: You guys are the highlight of my Tuesday, thanks for making a long day easier folks.
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monkeyrama: Damn, this pistol has some kick
TheLast_Lombax: SEE YA
wildpeaks: Y E E T
ThorSokar: that's that GOOD amo!
BloodnBullets: sent him AWAY
Teangeolai: Some donkey sauce in there
deano901: I swear the pistol seems to be best gun
circusofkirkus: z o o m i e s
Armyguy0: some kick for a 9mm eh?
Shakari_Xanthus: i thought re games were known for letting you skip monsters.
bowsin_durrows: Hmmm, I think we need more stopping power.
Mysticman89: Leakage is a symptom of aging.
Draft_O_Mattic: LUL
Lord_ZYRK: deano901 it's an intentionally OP NG+ gun
doubleohsnake: Rewarded
TheLast_Lombax: Game is redeemed!
Diabore: what is fnpf this friday?
monkeyrama: Shotgun ammo \ seabatTROG /
circusofkirkus: seabatTROG
NicTMagic: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
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thraximore: wheelerGuts
theneatestburrito: seabatBRAIN
1losttheGame: Its spreading from magic to this game Kappa
RichardTavi: "He can't keep getting away with this!"
InquisitorGaia: magazine
Lord_ZYRK: No thanks, not much of a reader Kappa
splatty1: I'm glad we got this smg to replace our knife Kappa
TwilightAvalon: the biggest problem with the MG if that Ethan fucking hipfires it for some reason
TwilightAvalon: so you cant aim it properly
Lord_ZYRK: "Alright chat, you met the bit incentive, so I'm totally going to 360noscop the player charact- AWW FUCK GUN IS HAX"
InquisitorGaia: hows the mia campaign gone, i just got back from walking my dog
Armyguy0: More that it kicks like a mofo but its a 9mm
TwilightAvalon: REMOTE BOMBS
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
seth_erickson: I mean that's all about world building
Lord_ZYRK: InquisitorGaia well Mia's dead now, sooo. . . pretty good.
monkeyrama: Combo barf DansGame
NightValien28: when did this game turn into a cover based shooter?
Armyguy0: >are they not just boomers?
Akaiatana: Ben: it's because the targeting on the barn one went haywire :)
BloodnBullets: i think the haybale one was supposed to hit you...
InquisitorGaia: @Lord_ZYRK oh good, thats exclusive to the zoe story right?
electroswagnetism: @NightValien28 'Bout half way through
doubleohsnake: Ben, they'll knock you off the ladder unless you freeze them.
Armyguy0: tbh they just seem like boomers
TwilightAvalon: If you save Mia, they both live. If you save Zoe, they both die
BloodnBullets: more durable that boomers
Lord_ZYRK: InquisitorGaia yeah, saving Zoe gives you the Everybody Dies end, which they call the "bad end" for some reason Kappa
monkeyrama: Climbing up the ladder sounds suspiciously like "I'm a little teapot" 🤔
ContingentCat: wow
e_bloc: you chose. . . Savidanly
Stripe_dog: It's almostl ike there's a wrong choice
howdoipunch: It helps to have a map!
MousseFilledCat: Wait, I thought Zoe dies either way
TwilightAvalon: Again....I dont understand why there is a Choice. Just only let them save Mia. It doesnt make sense otherwise
BrowneePoints: The handsome fellas playing the spoopy game!
InquisitorGaia: well i think this is the better end cause i didnt like either of them
frozenphoenix7: Well, Mia lives and Zoe doesn't calcify in front of us.
korvys: 150 ammo, strong heals, and a save point...
BrowneePoints: @MousseFilledCat spoilers
Alephred: Ayy leMap
TheLast_Lombax: Cus CANON
e_bloc: it was a real sophie's choice
Shakari_Xanthus: i thought you could run from mia and leave her inside the tanker alive
teeelbee: please do not jack off the map
OksanaSean: So if Adam chooses everyone dies... Sounds about right.
Teangeolai: Oh snap!
wildpeaks: *gasp*
BusTed: Rember this room?
Telarra_: oh no, what if she takes a fall
ContingentCat: it's only "bad" if you consider people dying "bad"
e_bloc: granny's home and she's been drinking. . . . her prune juice
splatty1: I mean, zoe just ends up in the wrestling dlc
RichardTavi: Ben, she even wouldn't have died offscreen, you'd see her later!
justwhatever_idk: did it ever actually do anything to shoot her
TheLast_Lombax: This is where I worked it out IM DUMB Cus of the photo
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Graham and Alex predicted it in the first 20 minutes btw
Armyguy0: Yea
BrowneePoints: Jokingly predicted, but predicted
Armyguy0: Alex called it
Dog_of_Myth: Time to kill grandma.
MousseFilledCat: Graham and Alex pretty much said she'd be the final evil or the only good one
howdoipunch: *sees a hallucination of someone searching for something* *runs into a dresser at full speed*
BrowneePoints: Alex didn't think he'd gotten it right though
MousseFilledCat: Which is just knowing tropes, tbh
Pteraspidomorphi: Pleasant memories
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I have a good video clip of Alex guessing it right away
mjessee83: ben with the cat smelled something stinky face
mjessee83: love it lol
monkeyrama: seabatYIKES
ContingentCat: y i k e s
NightValien28: child this is not an anime you cannot be a mother
InquisitorGaia: us? theres no one left
Rhynerd: And now for something unique to the “save Zoe” ending: having to murder your wife for real
e_bloc: really shoulda chainsaw that coming
OnyxOblivion: give her a hug
monkeyrama: He just tanked a hit from a ghost chainsaw
Twizted_Seed: you stabbed her through the tit with a crowbar .
justwhatever_idk: how did the chainsaw die
wildpeaks: the chains(aw) of love
Toxxick: I think you missed a staircase
Akaiatana: Mia is Aim backwards! Why didn't we see it coming?
korvys: Upstairs?
Lord_ZYRK: justwhatever_idk with the important questions
TwilightAvalon: succesfully made you use up 2 shotgun shells. The Spoops worked
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justwhatever_idk: ding ding
therisingtithes_: so you don't get the wife back?
therisingtithes_: no way to save ehr at all?
frozenphoenix7: Of note: Zoe's fate is up in there air in the base game if you pick Mia. The DLC expands on it.
monkeyrama: SMG is useful for killing ghosts PogChamp
Dr_fragenstien: SMG stands for slaying many ghosts
Rhynerd: @therisingtithes_ not in his ending.
TotenTobogan: @InquisitorGaia, valeu pela inscrição de presente!
Lord_ZYRK: It's a cursed weapon, so it's good against ghosts
Diabore: @therisingtithes_ oh no shes super dead
ThorSokar: "Only works when killing ghosts"
Mysticman89: there are a lot of stairs in this house for someone in a wheelchair
therisingtithes_: tough times
TwilightAvalon: Guard when she pushes you
InquisitorGaia: @TotenTobogan ???
TotenTobogan: @InquisitorGaia it means thanks
TotenTobogan: :P
Rhynerd: SMG: Spirit Murdering Gun
justwhatever_idk: this is like racing against the boulder in RE4
monkeyrama: This is fun :)
InquisitorGaia: @TotenTobogan oh im bad at languages, anything but merican im bad with
circusofkirkus: roll credits
Easilycrazyhat: Ethan's such a dummy
TwilightAvalon: Adam's reaction here is going to be priceless
korvys: It's probably all the murder
doubleohsnake: Probably because of all the murder
ContingentCat: yuk
monkeyrama: WutFace
SpookyScary0_0: the murder and puking probably
e_bloc: sure looks like it hurts
Nameless_Sword: time for gramma to die
ContingentCat: dang you? really
Issurru: this is how plants work
Armyguy0: shes not dead yet
justwhatever_idk: clap
e_bloc: and got rid of your wife at the same time
TotenTobogan: @InquisitorGaia yeah np... I was just curious if it would actually post it in portuguese
InquisitorGaia: now for the real fight
lovydove710: How long has the stream been running ?
orbitaltuna: oh hai grandma
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:22:55.
xantos69: never stop shooting that.
Vyous: Reminds me of the final fantasy wall fight.
InquisitorGaia: @TotenTobogan english is my first language and im bad at it too
InkyGhoast: welcome to resident evil final bosses!
NightValien28: ded
monkeyrama: What even
Nameless_Sword: this isn't even my final form...
InkyGhoast: Phase 2!
justwhatever_idk: @Lord_ZYRK Adam voices the Grandma, Ben voices the Gun
prince_infidel: You killed an old lady. HURRAY!
TStodden: I think grandma needs more iron in her diet...
DiscordianTokkan: Gramma YEET
Lord_ZYRK: justwhatever_idk LUL
Easilycrazyhat: Talk about a monster house
bat_wool: Resident Evil Dead 2: Rotten Apple Head
InquisitorGaia: THE HOUSE BOSS
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: in the first playhthrough, this is when you first get the Albert-01 weapon.
Teangeolai: Gramma got them gains
monkeyrama: Grandma got an upgrade Kappa
Nigouki: Adam's face is amazing
wildpeaks: give a kiss to granny
Rhynerd: Big ol’ monsta time
justwhatever_idk: you know
Dashiell: finally this game gets scary
justwhatever_idk: just grandma things
Kramburger: Wait... is that the God-Emperor of Dune?
xantos69: Gameplay?
InquisitorGaia: no you cant move, but theres ammo around
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: It’s like the giant baby face made of Sentinels at the end of Matrix: Revolutions
Easilycrazyhat: That voice
sithenin: Is lrr doing the new amazon gifting thing?
TwilightAvalon: The REAL Alberto01
Rhynerd: And the end game gun!
JaymicUnyielding: THE ALBERT
Lord_ZYRK: But it's got a SPECIAL BULLET
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam, in the first playthrough, this is when you get the Albert-01. Chris tosses it to you from the helicopter.
Nameless_Sword: and.... is it over?
Mysticman89: so wheres the loot
Issurru: winnars are you!
ContingentCat: lrrHORN ?
DiscordianTokkan: ART
korvys: You killed a house
ThorSokar: ya know, the bullets that let you kill the final boss
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun The bullets had the same chemical that you made in the lab
Nameless_Sword: grandma is dead
monkeyrama: So....
BusTed: gg
justwhatever_idk: what difficulty is this at
InquisitorGaia: well lousiana
prince_infidel: Peak resident evil
monkeyrama: We win?
1losttheGame: that is some low res rocks LUL
NicTMagic: lrrHORN ? for sure
Rhynerd: You obtained a victory
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun It made her calcify and break down
bossmonkey: just joined, no idea whats going on, me and adam have the same look right now
Issurru: I like how Adam squints in a what the fuck is this kinda way LUL
long_bad_cutscene: that expression is a whole mood
howdoipunch: You shot her into her base polygons!
wildpeaks: such twist
Rhynerd: Now meet this dude in combat gear
Armyguy0: time to meet RE
TStodden: I think that was too much calcium...
e_bloc: ???????
orbitaltuna: a look of disdain washes over adam's face
InquisitorGaia: yay redfield
Lord_ZYRK: That face is going to be Adam's next emote, right? Keepo
Vyous: I kinda wish grandma had broken into Yutapon cubes
SpookyScary0_0: pretty normal reaction to the end of an RE game tbh
circusofkirkus: now we must kill Ethan, because he knows too much
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: looks like Redfield frinally went into rehab for that steroid problem
monkeyrama: Face reveal 👀
Draft_O_Mattic: wheres Lucas?
Stripe_dog: It's Chris!
Kramburger: Someone said earlier that it'd like like two more full streams to finish this game
Issurru: chris skipped arm day since he fought Wesker OpieOP
Stripe_dog: He looks completely different from every other game!
TwilightAvalon: If you saved Mia, shed be here with you
BrowneePoints: Chris but not Boulder Punching Ripped level
InquisitorGaia: @Draft_O_Mattic lucas is somewhere in the swamps
silvalunae: alone in the copter
splatty1: oh, mia is just her phone and bag in this ending
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Chris looks different in basically every game
Stripe_dog: So different that it confused the hell out of everyone when this game came out
doubleohsnake: Will you play the punching DLC?
ContingentCat: yeet.
Juliamon: Lucas is hiding in the DLC
frozenphoenix7: And this is where our wife would be, if she wasn't dead.
silvalunae: sobering
FireBasilisk53: if you saved her she's be here right now
monkeyrama: NotLikeThis
Shakari_Xanthus: bad lip synching
BusTed: Haha.
monkeyrama: Woooow
DiscordianTokkan: Yeet!
Stripe_dog: Remember what phones looked like when this game came out
NightValien28: that was a good phone
1losttheGame: MADLADS
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I like how allegedly Wesker is finally dead and Chris' idea of celebrating is to make a massively OP gun named after him.
wildpeaks: dude, just delete the video, don't throw away the whole phone
NightValien28: Ethan you idiot
Juliamon: You can DELETE FILES
TwilightAvalon: Bad Ending
TwoSenses: He could have traded that in!
Easilycrazyhat: There was plenty of phone left!
howdoipunch: "Ah shit, my contract!"
Teangeolai: He's going off the grid
circusofkirkus: at least sell it on Ebay
Driosenth: So did Lucas live?
DiscordianTokkan: Phones can ONLY have one video and then can't be used for anything else
InquisitorGaia: remember killing the origional infection destroys all the infection in everybody
CapnRobert: electronic waste man
SquareDotCube: and you gotta get a new car
ghostvalv: big mood
Duwani1: Bad end
Lord_ZYRK: *gets new phone* *syncs videos from account* ah, now I gotta throw this one out of a helicopter
frozenphoenix7: @Driosenth As of the end of the base game, he is MIA.
Diabore: he doesnt have medical bills anymore, he can live through basically anything
BloodnBullets: Umbrella wouldn't let him keep it anyway
BrowneePoints: I don't blame Eveline at all
BusTed: Blumbrella
Stripe_dog: This game IS set in Louisiana
TwoSenses: It's still set to sync to iCloud
ninja_theory_ashrams: that's not how the cloud works
thraximore: These guys again!
Akaiatana: @Ben you have to shoot them in the iPhone
Issurru: wait chris is working for umbrella????
InquisitorGaia: ^
Stripe_dog: It's Umbrella: Don't worry, we're good now
Twizted_Seed: ethan, you are part of the mess.
Armyguy0: New umbrella
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yeah the whole Umbrella twist! which is NEVER EXPLAINED.
ContingentCat: lrrFINE
silvalunae: thx?
BrowneePoints: Blue Umbrella is an organization dedicated to un-fucking what Umbrella did
Mysticman89: how thoughtful of them
Easilycrazyhat: Redfield works for Umbrella Corp? o.O
e_bloc: also you had your hand chopped off and reattached
NimrodXIV: "Fine"
Lord_ZYRK: It's not Umbrellla. It's different Umbrella
justwhatever_idk: Resident Evee
1losttheGame: that flare? was an atom bomb, not the sun Kappa
electroswagnetism: I mean this is Blue Umbrella which is like just more weird lore stuff
seth_erickson: This is from the guy who also picked Zoe over his wife
Nameless_Sword: you did it!
silvalunae: mom's spaghetti
Lord_ZYRK: Yeah, what BrowneePoints said
Pywodwagon: Well known fixers of problems Umbrella
Nigouki: is this a DLC trailer?
Stripe_dog: Also this song is dope as hell
Nameless_Sword: benginDab benginTry benginDab
Boi_Ginny: *sad trombone*
wildpeaks: cool credits
frozenphoenix7: No, this is credits @Nigouki . There is a DLC trailer iirc, but it's at the end.
thraximore: That was a trip and a half
UncannyJimjams: go eat a Rolo
NicTMagic: lrrHORN benginDab
silvalunae: *sad doot doot*
monkeyrama: You did it \ seabatTROG /
thraximore: Only missed 6, Ben
Skudd: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Issurru: 14/20 close enough to blaze it Kappa
Teangeolai: lrrAWESOME
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam, Ben, I made this little clip from when Graham and Alex played the game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNzYc48GCJk
monkeyrama: Nicely done
ghostvalv: gg
TwilightAvalon: The Secret Attack and Defense Coins are AWFUL
korvys: DLC time!
BrowneePoints: The last section is the worst part by far
kumatsu: now do the Blackjack with Lucas minigame
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: RE games always end weirdly
1losttheGame: thats how all americans are though Kappa
Stripe_dog: That's RE in a nutshell
NicTMagic: WOOT! lrrBEN lrrADAM
Stripe_dog: Every RE is like that
Easilycrazyhat: Maybe he IS a commando. We don't know
Lord_ZYRK: "Here's a machine gun." "I'm just looking for my wife!"
monkeyrama: Couldn't figure out an ending that fit with the rest of it
TheLast_Lombax: It's hard to fit in the story beats
prince_infidel: Did not stick the landing
InquisitorGaia: the save mia makes more sense, because mia is the commando girl
justwhatever_idk: was the RE2 Remake like that
BrowneePoints: RE ends with ridiculous end bosses...it's kind of a meme at this point
Juliamon: !subtember
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: this is when Alex guessed it was granny from the start (warning: loud) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNzYc48GCJk
MysticOp9: Chat please tell me someone has told Kathleen about the KFC Coloniel Sanders dating sim that just came out
frozenphoenix7: FYI: Ethan is apparently a systems engineer from LA.
Juliamon: MysticOp9 LRR is aware of it.
hieroglyphica: @mysticop9 She knows c:
MysticOp9: yes!
ContingentCat: @MysticOp9 she's aware
absorbedtulip9: lrrBEN lrrADAM loved watching! Have a good night guys!
TwilightAvalon: This was a REALLY fun ride with you Adam. Honestly, despite the ending RE7 is really good
NicTMagic: lrrHORN lrrHORN benginDab lrrHORN benginDab
monkeyrama: Have a good night, gents SeemsGood
seth_erickson: Thanks for the stream Adam and Ben it was great.
Boi_Ginny: cheer100 Goodnight good bois!
TwilightAvalon: I cant wait to watch you keep playing through Persona 5 on the weekend! :D
monkeyrama: Yoooo, what a squad for that
ghostvalv: lrrAWESOME
frozenphoenix7: Serge?! I thought he only played Minecraft?!
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
seth_erickson: Can't wait honestly
Omthebox: Good man
Kramburger: Savidan Sole Survivor!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Have a lovely night, spoopfriends!
InquisitorGaia: @LoadingReadyRun with blairwitch make sure it works before you start cause some ppl were having trouble with it, but just the specs stuff was an issue
Lord_ZYRK: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Ben: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager
ContingentCat: oh yeah Adam when are you doing your minecraft stream for the lost bet?
monkeyrama: Long streaming day :o
InquisitorGaia: night ben night adam
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
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NicTMagic: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Nigouki: byeeeeeeee
monkeyrama: Byeee
seth_erickson: byeeeeeeeeeeeee
Darleysam: thank you for the stream, much love to both of you! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
JinaMahavira: How did I get timed out if I wasn't talking in chat?
Juliamon: I... you don't show as having been timed out?