ContingentCat: !findquote new
LRRbot: Quote #2096: "You don't get to just make up new echelons!" —Paul [2016-03-14]
TXC2: Hello Everybody
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
TXC2: Boy sure is great when you internet becomes REAL slow the day a new set drops on Arena and 3 days after it had already been fixed lrrEFF
TXC2: anyway that's enough venting, how are you chat?
LordChrusher: hello
LordChrusher: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
TXC2: hi LordChrusher
PhoenixMelior: tired, moving into vacation mode. How are you txc2?
TXC2: PhoenixMelior very very done :P
PhoenixMelior: whee!
darkalter2000: !Text
darkalter2000: !Next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
PhoenixMelior: I have a list of things I want to accomplish on my time off already made and I'm checking off as many things off my list as possible
TXC2: where are you going on Vacation?
thegreatwyrdling: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always ready... to use my hands.
PhoenixMelior: I'm not. I'm taking a week off for self care and metal shows
TXC2: ah, just as good
PhoenixMelior: not my preferred way to spend vacation time but I didn't have time to plan a big vacation this year
thegreatwyrdling: I was forced to take a week off because of this bussing cold.
sir_jack_DB: hey hey party people
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a mysterious pizza
TXC2: hello sir_jack_DB welcome
TXC2: get well soon thegreatwyrdling
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (39s ago).
thegreatwyrdling: @TXC2 Thanks.
TXC2: title change
MostCallMe__Tim: twitch changed the layout, we will rebuild
TXC2: red_shoes_jeff it's the new look twtich, great isn't it? not at comic sans-esque is it? Kappa
TXC2: *at all
Pteraspidomorphi: I've always liked layouts that are just 8 different shades of light grey that two thirds of monitors can't even display as distinct colors
Pteraspidomorphi: But my university teachers yelled at me about it
TheMerricat: So I see twitch rebranded again.
Pteraspidomorphi: Discord did the same thing recently (light mode)
WearingCats_CwC: Oh thank christ I'm not the only person seeing this
Rhonlore: New twitch interface is kinda nice. Not sure if I like the chat font though
TheMerricat: it's quite sharp, sharp enough to make me flinch
TXC2: as someone who has to read all of chat all the time, it's not great
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
NightValien28: contact
thegreatwyrdling: lrrFINE lrrFINE
MostCallMe__Tim: boop
Dared00: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
thegreatwyrdling: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Nigouki: oh god why did twitch change layout
Pteraspidomorphi: Roobert
Pteraspidomorphi: I don't hate the font actually
Nigouki: why do websites every change layout
Dared00: Also, hi everyone, I haven't seen a stream live in a *loooong* time, pretty excited
TXC2: gotta keep things fresh Kappa
TheMerricat: @TXC2 don't worry, I'm sure in a day there will be 1,000 different userscripts to let you tone it down.
Pteraspidomorphi: It has the Arial problem though IlIlIl
Nigouki: plz no changes i like comfy things that had nothing wrong with them
TXC2: Hello Dared00 welcome
Nosser2: I don't mind the layout change, the font is taking some getting used to, however.
Reecer6: hello i hate new twitch it looks identical to discord
Reecer6: also OH NO THIS FONT
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The_FlyingDutchman: the font is wierd
PhoenixMelior: I actually like these changes
KeirenH: Identical to discord? no, discord is WAY nicer to look at
PhoenixMelior: I'm using dark mode and for the first time my eyes don't hurt
TheMerricat: BETTERTTV - lets you set the font you want to use if oyu are using chrome.
Nigouki: it looks like i accidentally zoomed in but resetting the zoom does nothing :(
Dared00: Also, someone mentioned it on Twitter: they've made a big Twitch redesign *while everyone left for Twitchcon*. That feels... very stupid.
The_FlyingDutchman: layout is fine, looks less clunky
Emergent_OS: Greetings, Everyone!
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ContingentCat: I don't mind the changes, like all change it'll take a bit to get used to but it's fine.
mtvcdm: Whaaaaaaaaat just happened to the layout, it wasn't like this this morning
Pteraspidomorphi: New Discord light mode has serious contrast issues on the sidebars that I have yet to see on twitch though
mtvcdm: I blame James
Reecer6: #blamejames
frnknstn: too much white space for my taste
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jamiebgood: hewwo
The_FlyingDutchman: at least all the functionality is still where it used to be
TheMerricat: @mtvcdm rebrand was announced for twitchcon, it's on their blog
StationaryTarget: The redesign generally looks nice. The font on the other hand...
gilder13: Remembered to do this again! Hi folks!
TXC2: the layout is fine, the font and everything being a stark white for me isn't
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gilder13: or, wait, there we go
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Foxmar320: Hello
HbombAndFriends: Cheer100
TXC2: hello Foxmar320
The_FlyingDutchman: @frnknstn I am using the balck theme anyway
red_shoes_jeff: The contrast is seems a lot sharper. It's all so... stark. It's a little hard to look at, actually.
Earthenone: i am afraid to refresh, not looking forward to font change
TheMerricat: Dark mode is much better for me but I can't remember if this is twitch or better ttv
Pteraspidomorphi: TXC2: Might be able to fix that with a userscript. If it's just the font color it should be straightforward
mowdownjoe: Ahhh! New Twitch layout!
TXC2: Pteraspidomorphi I don't know that sounds like work :P
AmoriLinguae: Why can't contrast just be an accessibility option tho? @Pteraspidomorphi TXC2
Anaerin: New Font, who dis?
Nigouki: hello!
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TheMerricat: why is reddit all the sudden recommending me r/pappajohns? I don't even eat them.
TXC2: Hello Beej and Kathleen
NightValien28: Hi beej Hi Kathleen
thegreatwyrdling: Mood Beej
Foxmar320: Hello Beej and Kathleen
The_FlyingDutchman: I use dark mode windows, so I just looked and the white twitch just doesnt work then
red_shoes_jeff: Not now, we're arguing about new Twitch.
Tiber727: I do not have anything like bttv, but if it does something about this awful redesign I might finally consider it.
ContingentCat: Hi Beej, Kathleen, and Paul's voice
Pteraspidomorphi: AmoriLinguae: I absolutely believe these platforms should let people make those accessibility adjustments on their personal settings :(
Dared00: Wow, Twitch redesigned, but Beej looks just the same
mtvcdm: A lot less purple.
KeirenH: they made the whites whiter, and the dark greys black, except some of the light text which they made a darker and worse gray (in dark mode)
Reecer6: it's not really purple anymore
Laurence72 runs in with a piece of toast in his mouth
mowdownjoe: It's more black...
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Reecer6: also they're... different purples
LordChrusher: cheer100
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The_FlyingDutchman: the text now highlights in purple
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PhoenixMelior: ew, the bar at the top of the screen is a gross colour
SAJewers: logo changed too i think
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WearingCats_CwC: Everythings gone all white and ugly. Reminds me of myself
Reecer6: lrr is good because it's been eye-searing blue for all my life
Stoffern: I use a separate client so I see none of this...
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NimrodXIV: forbidden blue
TXC2: WearingCats_CwC right?
Dared00: @SAJewers yup, it got updated
TheMerricat: not printable? how is that possible?
Jeezy56: vanta blue?
ContingentCat: impossible blue
KeirenH: and headings are FAR too large in some places
Toxxick: I've never thought of a color being "unprintable"
Anaerin: Here's one to blow your mind: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS MAGENTA. Seriously, use a prism and split white light, then find Magenta on it. It's not there.
ContingentCat: cool TIL
red_shoes_jeff: Blue Dabadeedabada
TXC2: it's just purple
Loonatic93: @Anaerin By that argument. Brown doesn't exist either.
TXC2: Rouubert?
Loonatic93: Or Grey
mtvcdm: GLORIOUS
TheAinMAP: Roobert?
PhoenixMelior: displ-aaaah
BillTheCat: Helloo Ii'm Roobert
Dared00: Glorious Roobert Rode
TheMoatman: Okay, but how do I hide the super bright event line now?
frnknstn: mogh
DeiwosN: There's no vanta-beige in the prism either, and yet
TheMoatman: It's so bright and distracting
Kumakaori: hnnnng new ui is weeeeiiiirds.
The_FlyingDutchman: @Anaerin light colors work different from paint, but by mixing light you can get magenta though
snowcookies: Oh yeah
Foxmar320: lol
TheMerricat converted from a Twitch Prime sub to a Tier 1 sub!
Roadhog123: Theatre mode hides most of the UI...
Kumakaori: It's not /bad/ it's /DEFINITELY/ different. >>;.
snowcookies: It's not worth it
MothsAfterglow: You mean "Gulla Gulla Island" obviously......
TheMoatman: Eh, I just blocked it in ublock. If they want to make it less distracting I'll remove it
Kumakaori: oooh theater mode, ty roadhog :D!
Anaerin: @Loonatic93 Brown does, as it's a darker variant of a colour. But Magenta is Red and Blue, which are at opposite ends of the colour scale.
DeiwosN: I always have theatre mode on
ContingentCat: Every time I hear these updates I'm glad I abandoned Pocket Camp
red_shoes_jeff: I love Friend Computer
TXC2: Fun is Mandatory
snowcookies: I don't even have the sparkle stones for that
NimrodXIV: yup, it's hot BS
Foxmar320: Woooooow
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
TheMoatman: One Meeeeellion Bells
Orgmastron: That's a bad investment
TXC2: America's hit new game show: fuck that Island Kappa
ContingentCat: Is it time for an Animal Crossing Pocket Camp intervention?
snowcookies: if you refesrsh after 4 days, the refresh is free
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Laurence72: Beej stars in Unfuck This Island?
RassilonDND: oh no I missed the points being checked?
Kumakaori: the MTGA marketing strategy!
Kumakaori: =A=.
Anaerin: RassilonDND Not yet.
ContingentCat: @RassilonDND nope just starting
Rhynerd: @rassilondnd just the pre-show tangent
HbombAndFriends: @RassilonDND Nope. Just getting started
snowcookies: yup
RassilonDND: thanks twitch chat!
Foxmar320: Curious if Nintendo will step back Mario Karts microtransactions.
NimrodXIV: I refuse to buy leaf tickets
Tiber727: I miss Iwata and his opposition to microtransactions.
Solipsody: @NimrodXIV Yeah, Habs or nothing!
TheMoatman: No, Bananas Sale would be for the Donkey Kong microtransaction game
TXC2: yes we have no bananas
DiscordianTokkan: Woah. Twitch's UI changed. It's all... Neon purple now.
ContingentCat: yeah at some point I didn't want the cute shit that badly, I play enough skinner box games I don't need another
Spacecarl: Yes, we have no bananas
snowcookies: there's lemons, lychees, and grapes
Dared00: Reminds me of the Snail Update in Friendshipping Podcast
Laurence72: Do they have a lovely bunch of coconuts though?
Izandai: WHOOPS
WearingCats_CwC: oops
TheAinMAP: Oh no.
Foxmar320: :)
AgentMagicMaster: LOL
DiscordianTokkan: RUH ROH
bowsin_durrows: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (14m ago).
BillTheCat: Today! I want to die
Wrexadecimal: lol
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
NimrodXIV: Today! ...?
ritchards: doing it live!
SAJewers: !clip
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Foxmar320: Nice Beej
DiscordianTokkan: benginTry
SnowBuddy18: love it
Solipsody: Yeah, that worked.
Dared00: got there
Izandai: @ritchards eyyyyy
AlterForm: Brilliant, ship it!
BillTheCat: lrrGOAT
Izandai: Oldie but a goodie.
e_bloc: ShowLove100 ShowLove100
red_shoes_jeff: TODAY! After Yesterday, but BEFORE TOMORROW! This is Checkpoint!
TXC2: too real
BillTheCat: now I just feel bad
Pteraspidomorphi: Ack, this text input box needs to be a couple of pixels taller. It's cutting off the bottom of the text when there's only one line in it
Wrexadecimal: big mood
tenthtechpriest: too real
Izandai: Beej asked Kathleen if she wanted to show something twice. I think he meant to ask for a "tell" the first time?
accountmadeforants: Woah, nice.
Izandai: @Serifina I don't know but I don't like it.
Foxmar320: Thats awesome :D
Anaerin: @Serifina New font, who dis?
TXC2: Serifina it's fine, just roll with it
DiscordianTokkan: @Serifina It hit me today too. It's so bright
ritchards: @Serifina Twitch "helped" make things better
Serifina: *rolls around in frustration* @TXC2 :p
LathosTiran: overlay error
Dared00: Oh no, AtGames
Homarid_Strike_The_Power: OH cool, Open dyslexic. I use that all the time!
snowcookies: I had to move to dark mode
TheMoatman: Oh, so *that's* why I got an email from the OpenDyslexic mailing list that I didn't even know I was signed up for
Anaerin: Oh, you can still Dark Mode.
TXC2: Serifina yeah, you're getting it :)
ritchards: dammit lower third!
Wrexadecimal: OhMyDog
ContingentCat: There's a few fonts that are supposed to be better, I like Trebuchet
Anaerin: "Bamco"?
Gizmoloid: Isn't Comic Sans famous for being easier to read if you're dyslexic ?
sir_jack_DB: Bamco Nandai lrrBEEJ
SalmirAeon: bottom text cut off?
Mushbie: @gizmoloid yup
sir_jack_DB: BOTTOM TEX|
Foxmar320: welp
sir_jack_DB: Kappa
accountmadeforants: Eat Girl is far superior to Pac-Man, anyway. Who doesn't want to be an increasingly fast pair of scissors?
ritchards: they can fix the lower third in post
Wrexadecimal: ohai @sir_jack_DB
sir_jack_DB: o/
TXC2: she's a persoi
snowcookies: oof
sir_jack_DB: no idea who you are but glad you are here ^_^
NimrodXIV: wat
ContingentCat: wat
TheMoatman: I think that might just be how you have to sue on trademarks
Wrexadecimal: @sir_jack_DB Used to be sektor88, now I'm me. :P
WearingCats_CwC: Isn't it always?
Izandai: Of-fucking-course.
mtvcdm: Yep. Yep.
sir_jack_DB: OH, okay got it o7
Gizmoloid: Now that I've read what I said, it looks like I'm saying "Why make more dyslexic friendly fonts? We've got Comic Sans!" Which was not my intent :)
Loonatic93: I love how she had to put in the qualifier there!
The_FlyingDutchman: I mean doesnt surprise me?
NightValien28: they are catching up on this NOW?
PyreDynasty: Git good cheaters!
The_FlyingDutchman: Isnt it always that way
mtvcdm: 'I was gonna get out of the business anyway' never ever works as a defense.
TheMoatman: Since IIRC trademarks only protects against stuff that my confuse consumers (i.e. if I call my game company Varve, valve could sue me for copyright infringement, but they couldn't do shit if I called my farm that)
TheMoatman: *trademark infringement
BillTheCat: are those poke bowls?
The_FlyingDutchman: ramen probably
BillTheCat: ahhhh
snowcookies: Udon
PyreDynasty: Slowpoke tails with Ramen
TXC2: Rare Sugar makes paper right? Kappa
Izandai: That's the joke.
gilder13: Oooooooooooh
sir_jack_DB: Japan LOVES puns
gilder13: I get it
TheMoatman: Is a poke bowl in the world of pokemon just a meat bowl?
Reecer6: That's not a good pun, though. It's barely a pun.
PyreDynasty: Beej just said "awesome man hole"
snowcookies: french girls
darkalter2000: Rare sugar?
Izandai: But Slowpoke is always nude...
BillTheCat: how do I buy one of these manhole covers?
TXC2: isn't he always nude?
Wrexadecimal: Well SMT4 has a chemtrail fiend enigmaLUL
7gorobei: those manhole covers will be stolen in the first week
sir_jack_DB: LOL
Invitare: you're thinking of Groudon
gilder13: HAH
Izandai: katesLol
Reecer6: that got me
WearingCats_CwC: It can be rock/dark
mtvcdm: boooooooo
kamelion84: lol
Loonatic93: Fire/Rock
frnknstn: booooooo
Myrniss: womp womp
Solipsody: Isn't there already a polution pokeman? Or am I thinking of Godzilla villains...
Sedorox: That was a good one
TheMerricat: Coffin
The_FlyingDutchman: fist time?
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
TXC2: Solipsody I mean theres Muk
TheAinMAP: benginTry
red_shoes_jeff: benginTry benginTry benginTry
Invitare: Groudon is already the Global Warming pokemon
mtvcdm: Muk and Grimer are pollution Pokemon. Gen 1 even.
BillTheCat: the today was good
WearingCats_CwC: Oh hey, they made the same changes to to the FF7 cover as Twitch did
Anaerin: Fix! It! In! Post!
Solipsody: So there's precedent.
ContingentCat: or take out the comma?
Izandai: Also I think Beej asked Kathleen for a "show" twice when I think he meant to ask her for a "tell" the first time.
KingOfDoma: @solipsody If you're thinking of the Galar Wheezing, it actually pumps out clean air
PhoenixMelior: yeah, Heather could tell us
red_shoes_jeff: Groudon DID already almost kill the world with Global Warming, that's true.
Solipsody: @KingOfDoma Gonna be honest, "names" are a way more specific level of Pokemon knowledge than I could ever aspire to.
ContingentCat: katesThank Heather
KingOfDoma: @solipsody Understood. I'm talking about that one what looks like an old timey capitalist
ritchards: we are seeing how the sausage is made!
Statist42: is heather also a wizard? has lrr two wizards?
The_FlyingDutchman: so punchy
TXC2: I'd want more of a pause between exciting and new, but good enough
Izandai: <o/
ContingentCat: instead we'll include them both
I_Am_Clockwork: \o>
TheMoatman: Holy crap Slack support is fast. 11 minutes between filing a ticket and first response
Izandai: Hang on, what's the emoticon for a dob?
CrazyZonie: @Statist42 Heather is a level 15 Video Editing Wizard. And LRR has many wizards.
mysticsage1: i'm not sure i like the new twich UI
TXC2: LRR: we edit, A lot!
control_rig: !advice
LRRbot: Try jumping.
Jeff472200: watchfHey watchfHey
Homarid_Strike_The_Power: I'm excited to hear more acknowledgment of OpenDyslexic. I use it regularly.
TheMerricat: Twitch has fooled you!
tenthtechpriest: this is change! change is wrong and different! riot!
ContingentCat: I think it's a bit smaller too it's a change
TXC2: Damn!
Dared00: Next time set your chat to OpenDyslexic lrrBEEJ
ritchards: Might need to update the TamperMonkey scripts
Erudite_Cynic: just in time for DB
mtvcdm: So yeah, LRRBot might have a thing messed up with it now. Taking bets on what that thing will be!
Kramburger: Morning friends
ritchards: haven't seen any images yet, so not sure if that is working
BillTheCat: Desert Bus!!
mtvcdm: !db countdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 08:00 AM PST (42d, 19:32 from now)
SirMorek: I'm feeling pressured
I_Am_Clockwork: what do you think this is, Beej, Desert Bus?
thegreatwyrdling: I can fix that!
control_rig: Bla bla bla
FITorion: well I got here late so...
A_Dub888: !findquote talk
LRRbot: Quote #791: "I can talk to my bed, I guess..." —Ian [2015-10-06]
Akaiatana: This is an exaxmple of chat talking
TXC2: must we?!
Stoffern: words
snowcookies: Smash the system!
Lucien0451: Challenge accepted!
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Insert the Christmas tree into the chicken.
Laurence72: testing! ujygfliygi;lg
TheJoe743: Is this a challenge?
mobeadzo: Stress
Jeezy56: you can't tell me what to do
thegreatwyrdling: I'm excited for desert bus!
StationaryTarget: Talking
control_rig: Loud noises
Homarid_Strike_The_Power: The deluge is begun by that challenge, KAthleen.
RockPusher: Was that challenging chat I heard?
accountmadeforants: Well heeeeree weeee goooooooooooooo
KriegerSan: rhubarb rhubarb
thegreatwyrdling: They mocked chat!
Erudite_Cynic: talkting
red_shoes_jeff: WORDS AND NOISES1
macintose: don't blame chat for your request
Kramburger: !bid 400
KriegerSan: wheeeeeee
CrazyZonie: Aaaaaa!!!!! (Frantic Kermit screaming.)
TheWooglie: You called us quiet?
ContingentCat: HONK
Laurence72: rhubarb rhubarb
RockPusher: 'cause that tends to go well
control_rig: Mumble mumble mumble
SirMorek: @control_rig loud noises!!
Izandai: @KingOfDoma Well she has, I imagine, spent a not insignificant portion of the last several years carrying around a meat sack weighing in the tens of pounds.
Erudite_Cynic: no fake bids
TheMerricat: Scoops500 There is a lot of me to fit on a screen. You might need to move to super-compressed.
Narcogen: something something
RockPusher: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
darkalter2000: Dutlle
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh what?
LordZarano: "Miss more stuff, great for Desert Bus!"
KriegerSan: rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb
Pal_Friendpatine: <message deleted>!bid 300
Laurence72: blurgle blurgle mumumum
accountmadeforants: Toot toot
sivakrytos: that's... not a remake of ff7
CrazyZonie: Carrots and peas, carrots and peas, carrots and peas
macintose: <3 <3 <3
vegetalss4: That should count as false advertising.
Mysticman89: might they do final fantasy 7 remake 2?
Pteraspidomorphi: That's extremely disappointing
OmnipotentTrevor: Not even the first disc of the original. The original disc one went up to, like, the ancient forest
Akaiatana: The final final fantasy 7 box
Anaerin: FF VII GOTY Edition
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nbinney: lrrEFF
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Mysticman89: and possibly 3, a la FFXIII
TheMerricat: Square is going to do a Valve, you'll never get the last section.
KingOfDoma: @izandai Hey, be nice to Graham! I think he's pulled his wei-... oh NM! :p
sivakrytos: it's like 1/3 of the first disc
Reydien: can they do that Twitter thing and label them "Part 1/?"
BillTheCat: Final Fantasy 7-2
Pteraspidomorphi: The Telltale formula
Robot_Bones: I would be happy if they were referted to by Disc number
accountmadeforants: That's basically how "live service" games operate.
Dared00: FF7, FF7-3 and FF7-6
Twinklebees: It's Square Enix AND Nomura. All bets are off.
Akaiatana: Final Fantasy 7: Kingdom Hearts 3
XavierEternal: FFVII the second coming
Izandai: @KingOfDoma I'm... Actually not sure what we're talking about anymore. I was referring to Penelope.
OmnipotentTrevor: FF7R-2. And then we can get a spinoff of part two called FF7-2-2.
PhoenixMelior: yeah, never trust Nomura
TXC2: we don't talk about 13-2
Robot_Bones: FF7: Disc 4 etc
ContingentCat: FF7-B just to confuse people
accountmadeforants: Kingdom Hearts style
control_rig: Final Fantasy 7 Remake Hyper Turbo Special Edition X v2
CrazyZonie: I just hope that the FF VII remake case isn't a stupid cardboard sleeve, like the FF VIII had. Fricken scrached up disks
red_shoes_jeff: FINAL FANTASY 7-11
Izandai: @KingOfDoma Oh, I misread what you said. I get it now.
KriegerSan: As someone who never played FF7 I is very confused
Gizmoloid: Let's just hope they won't release Episode 3 on Valve schedule.
TheMerricat: You'll finally be able to save Aerith! :-P
MousseFilledCat: Now that they have the mechanics down I assume the later installments will be faster
KingOfDoma: @izandai Comedy! :D
Izandai: Hilarity!
Anaerin: FF VII-II Chapter 2 Part 1α
control_rig: He's a bartender though, isn't he?
CaptainSpam: FF7-3-0097.5.33-beta1-r7
ritchards: Stardew Barret?
Invitare: a cow stole his arm
red_shoes_jeff: @Anaerin Turbo Alpha
accountmadeforants: "We were gonna attach a combine harvester, but..."
sivakrytos: him losing his arm is in the original game!
CrazyZonie: Machine gun would be used to break up tuff sod.
SpacePotato01: I bet you their approach is going to be never actually putting out the entire game, and instead publishing incrementally smaller sections that bring you closer to the end but never quite get there.
PhoenixMelior: there's a story about that event - which is in the game :P
Robot_Bones: I assume he has different attachments
mysticsage1: he had it done before his daughter
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MousseFilledCat: I’m sure they’ll add in callbacks to Genesis and Angeal and Cissnei now
darkalter2000: Cloud is an amnesiac who thinks he is someone else.
Nosser2: but it's a hella sweet machinegun arm
shaunleung: he needs that machine gun to protect his daughter from 30-50 feral hogs
Reecer6: I'm not worried about the shooting part, just the heat. Hugs would feel like you're branding them.
KingOfDoma: Well, we know the arm is modular. Maybe he can connect things other than gund?
Izandai: @shaunleung katesLol
KingOfDoma: *guns
TheMoatman: It's worth noting that the dyslexic-speficic typefaces don't actually have a statistically significant boost over standard fonts that happen to be dyslexia-friendly, and some have even done worse in peer-reviewed literature
TXC2: KingOfDoma he puts gundams on it!
TXC2: Kappa
Izandai: @TheMoatman Well that's slightly discouraging.
SirMorek: There are really bad fonts, readability is always important
SirMorek: Your game shouldn't be rocking papyrus!
Anaerin: So what you're saying is that he has a literal actual gun-show...
Solipsody: Given how many game fonts are agressively illegible normally...
TXC2: Dyslexia isn't one thing
KingOfDoma: @txc2 There you go, then! Pop a combine harvester on there and you're set!
Izandai: That's not a thing I've ever heard but I'm not even a little bit surprised. EVERY brain thing is not actually just one thing.
CrazyZonie: I'm all for options that help people with disabilities. I don't know why, but colorblind options tend to be political.
Kazman20a: I use open dyslexic which do they use in the game?
Izandai: @CrazyZonie What??? WHY!?!?!?
CrazyZonie: @Izandai O dpm
Izandai: ?
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ContingentCat: @CrazyZonie wat? how?
TXC2: CrazyZonie idoits think adding accessibility takes time away from other areas of development
CrazyZonie: @Izandai I don't know why. Extra Play did a video on it, and somehow easy mode and handicap friend;y modes got confused.
Izandai sighs
CrazyZonie: @TXC2 Yeah, that's part of it.
TheMerricat: @CrazyZonie for some stupid reason a lot of people, at least in the US, treat the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) as if it were some sort of fascist attempt to take over the world. I suspect opinions on colourblind options stem a bit from that.
DarkNacht: you can put them on a low counter
mtvcdm: If I was getting an arcade cabinet for my kid, I'd get one of those little handheld ones. If I want one for me, I'm getting a full-size authentic deal.
The_FlyingDutchman: 49 years
TXC2: 40 years Kathleen
Reydien: people like Mike Krahulik?
Kazman20a: child
HbombAndFriends: Me too, Beej
CrazyZonie: @TheMerricat I don't think it's "a lot of people", but let's agree that it's at least a vocal minority.
Laurence72: 47 yo here
OmnipotentTrevor: 40-50 years
bowsin_durrows: 40-50 years.
Loonatic93: I'm 44, born in 1975!
Izandai: Holy shit Beej you do not look anywhere near 40 years old.
cosmooooooo: beej is 40?
NightValien28: beej is eternal
CrazyZonie: BEEJ! I'm 47... don't make me feel old!
TXC2: Gen x is in it's 40's, fun times Kappa
mtvcdm: I can give my newhews a little handheld Mortal Kombat "cabinet" for $20 now.
thegreatwyrdling: Beej is a handsome man.
Pteraspidomorphi: Invite grandpa to play with you, there's two joycons for a reason
mtvcdm: If I wanted to give Mortal Kombat to my nephews.
Izandai: @TXC2 But Tony Hawk is 51 years old.
TheMerricat: @CrazyZonie I work in HR< it may just be my surroundings but almost all the managers at my hospital take personal offence at it and the family medical leave act.
lirazel64: I'm 64, as it happens. Not interested in a Pong console.
Anaerin: Also: Buy mini cabinet, rip out main board and install Raspberry Pi 4, load MAME...
ContingentCat: And it's not like there's better uses for their excess cash *glances at climate change*
accountmadeforants: You're missing the critical "wants to make an arcade matryoska" demographic.
FITorion: actually... my 70 yo Dad loves Pac-man... That would be something I'd buy for him...
mtvcdm: Get a mini cabinet. Put the money you saved towards protecting the Amazon.
The_FlyingDutchman: ahhhhhh live introspection
sivakrytos: sorry that you are your dad now
TheMerricat: get a mame cabinet, build your own. :-)
KriegerSan: Good is relative
RockPusher: bust out the Vera Lynn
bowsin_durrows: Objectively speaking.
Anaerin: ContingentCat: But burning money is real bad for Climate Change these days, it's made of plastic polymers!
CrazyZonie: @TheMerricat Really? I work for a (possibly competing) healthcare/hospitals system. We don't ahve that problem
Reecer6: to be fair, there was no good music before the 1960s
Pteraspidomorphi: I was never alive in the 70s and I still love the music
PhoenixMelior: if I ever have a child they will rebel by listening to rap music
CrazyZonie: Pacman was mid to late 70
Solipsody: Music is a good comparison. Isn't selling a a replica cabinet to play old games like selling a replica stereo loaded with old songs? It's not like you couldn't just release the game on Switch or whatever.
TXC2: Reecer6 fallout games prove you wrong Kappa
AmoriLinguae: Eevee is the best!
PhoenixMelior: how many prefectures does Japan have?
mtvcdm: Wooloo is still available, right?
accountmadeforants: No one prefecture should have all that power!
TXC2: PhoenixMelior like 20?
Tiber727: @TXC2 Let's say that I'm not the average viewer of this channel, politically. But even so, I haven't seen much if any pushback against colorblind or font changes. Mostly changes to gameplay.
TheAinMAP: Was it a package deal??
NightValien28: nine apparently
Reecer6: @TXC2 we're going to have to respectfully disagree
I_Am_Clockwork: I just find it weird that corporate IP is being used to mascot for a city/state./etc.
darkalter2000: What are rare sugars?
PhoenixMelior: oh well if there's only 9 then whatever
Izandai: @Reecer6 Counterpoint: I'm A Member Of The Midnight Crew
Reecer6: @Izandai okay you got me
I_Am_Clockwork: like that's dangerously close to distopian cyberpunks stuff right threre
Erudite_Cynic: seedot
ritchards: which one has PsyDuck?
tenthtechpriest: pikachu is just japan in general I think?
Sannindi: Imagine getting stuck with magikarp.
Anaerin: Congratulations, you got Mew.
Solipsody: @I_Am_Clockwork Have you MET Japan? That's kind of their whole deal.
TXC2: Tiber727 yeah, you gotta go the danker parts of the internet to see these kinds of morons who dont like accessibility options
mtvcdm: Mr. Mime is the mascot of probably a little shed in Okinawa or something.
accountmadeforants: "You guys get Grimer, take it or leave it."
ContingentCat: yeah the one that's literal trash
TheMerricat: @CrazyZonie My hospital is the last 'independent' in the area, we've litterally had to bring lawyers in to explain to managers what will happen to us if they keep fucking up people's access to resonable accomidations or protected leaves. it's crazy. I used to work for a national therapy services company (HR/IS there too) and they weren't anywhere near as grinchy.
mtvcdm: Wooloo's available. Take Wooloo
Erudite_Cynic: Drifloon
SnowBuddy18: 47 prefectures, just looked it up
Laurence72: Is there a marmot pokemon? If so, I claim it for Spokane
NightValien28: take wooloo
KriegerSan: mimiyku
KriegerSan: mimikyu
electroswagnetism: Chandelure is extremely popular
PhoenixMelior: Canada can have the Ice Cream Pokemon
noSmokeFire: Shrek the sheep
Rhynerd: Is shiny drifloon blue?
RockPusher: Shrek
KriegerSan: Shrek
TXC2: I don't know, Wales might make a bid for wooloo
Invitare: sheep are big in Wales and the Forest of Dean
SirMorek: Toasty warm body, tbf
CrazyZonie: @TheMerricat Ah. That explains it. Donno where you're at, buy I work for a rather large one based out of Phoenix.
aesir_blade: It'd be a very warm dead body right?
BlueMechanic: Shiny driftloon is gold in colour
KriegerSan: Shrek is a national treasure HANDS OFF
Rhonlore: @ReynardWrecca Not just you friend!
The_FlyingDutchman: lunatone
TXC2: ReynardWrecca Paul always looks handsome
RockPusher: I mean, how many sheep have their own wikipedia entry:
asddsa28: i think Rotom would be good for you guys
CrazyZonie: @TheMerricat And we're in trouble with the feds for other stuff. Our hospitals like to act like little fiefdoms.
Tiber727: @TXC2 I won't say it's the darker parts, but I read stuff from all over, including places this chat would never touch.
Izandai: @asddsa28 Which one?
ReynardWrecca: Yeah, of course @TXC2 , but like REALLY handsome :)
Reecer6: It's a strand game.
Nigouki: so this guy made Death Stranding? Kappa
frnknstn: Go the other direction, get them to make Gibb into a Pokemon
asddsa28: @Izandai one that gos from thing to thing
accountmadeforants: But no baby in the controller D:
Reecer6: Man I want Death Stranding to come out so I can confirm that Wattam actually did strand games first.
RockPusher: (the answer is around a dozen by the "Individual Sheep" wikipedia category :D )
Anaerin: Death Stranding has gone gold.
Dared00: ah yes, the Norman Reedus piss controller
NightValien28: pee controller
KriegerSan: or PISS
TXC2: the Reedus peedus
noSmokeFire: it's about peeing on mushrooms, paul
CrazyZonie: I've said this many times: Death Stranding is going to be a video game equivalent of an art film.
mtvcdm: It is a Hideo Kojima universe and you are a horrible goose.
KriegerSan: I have been in don't tell me about it mode from the beginning
NightValien28: I understand everything about it and yet know nothing about it
Reecer6: We have a pretty good understanding of what the game is on a thematic level, we just don't know... the actual plot.
KriegerSan: just give me kojima madness into my veins
Dared00: Death Honking
noSmokeFire: "Have you met me? I'm insufferable" would look good on a t-shirt
Izandai: My favorite fact about Death Stranding is that it took months for it to technically be officially confirmed that it is a game.
control_rig: Good
NightValien28: every game needs an easy mode, I will die on this hill
Pal_Friendpatine: More games need super easy modes
HbombAndFriends: Death Stranding is either going to be a tremendous success or a tremendous failure. No in between. Really good or really bad.
BlueMechanic: It does have both Guillermo Del Toro and Nicholas Winding Refn, so it has very artsy people involved
I_Am_Clockwork: Edith slump is only a Slight exaggeration of Kathleen's art tastes
KriegerSan: git gud KappaRyu
TXC2: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Have you met me? I'm insufferable.
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KriegerSan: git gud evo13KappaRyu
accountmadeforants: And people still took offence to that. Just like how they did to CrossCode's difficulty sliders still letting you get achievements. Because games need to be hardddddd.... ugh.
ContingentCat: yikes
CrazyZonie: Kathleen, I didn't say it (or you) were bad. All the hype just reminds me of the movie American Sweethearts.
NightValien28: nv 8th
The_FlyingDutchman: if its ready
NightValien28: november 8th
mtvcdm: November 8
Erudite_Cynic: ah db day
NightValien28: it went gold today
mtvcdm: !db countdown
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Reydien: they announced ~12 hours ago that the game has gone gold
tenthtechpriest: I can't wait for this game to be ported to pc
accountmadeforants: Maybe there's a Desert Bus in Death Stranding?
accountmadeforants: Who knows?
ContingentCat: So in Nov/2020? Kappa
Izandai: Apropos of nothing, didn't Overwatch come to Switch today?
NightValien28: tenthtechpriest death strading for pc?
CrazyZonie: Couples who play (games) together stay together.
The_FlyingDutchman: maybe they are very similar Beej, you dont know
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, the long game was cancelled today :( Everyone ok?
KriegerSan: hype up list includes astral chain... yeah I'm a bit behind
Pal_Friendpatine: NormanReedustheFunkyFetus is a username on Twitch. I was the only one who recognized the reference
TXC2: what is astral chain?
SnowBuddy18: oh crap, I'm on vacation until the evening Desert Bus starts, guess I'm going to miss the start
TXC2: all I know about it is the butts
Tiber727: A platinum game
KriegerSan: switch game made by platinum @txc2
AwkwardBirb: and also gachapon
The_FlyingDutchman: lrrGREED
NightValien28: what
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NightValien28: that's horse shit
control_rig: lrrGREED
TXC2: KriegerSan really on switch? looks good for it no?
control_rig: That's BS
Izandai: I've heard bad things about Mario Kart Tour. Specifically that the gameplay isn't that good because EITHER you can turn OR you can drift, with no way to do either at will, and also that it's SUPER microtransactiony and lootboxy.
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TXC2: hello 3schr welcome
Reecer6: But without the gatchapon elements, you'd probably stop playing it.
I_Am_Clockwork: I remember when subscription games were the "Big Corporate Evil" how young and innocent we were :p
3schr: Hey @txc2
TheMerricat: That's what apps on the Google Pass is suppose to work, all IAP are free essentially.
AwkwardBirb: @Reecer6 if they have to resort to gachapon to retain players, it's not a good game.
Pal_Friendpatine: Thank you @themerricat lrrHEART . I’m sure they will love randomly getting a sub wattsHEART
darkalter2000: Fee to Pay bayberry!
TheMerricat: You had to mention them @Pal_Friendpatine I couldn't pass it up :-)
Izandai: Also MMOs (good ones, anyway) have constant development and regular content releases.
accountmadeforants: There's also the various console and PC game passes.
Pal_Friendpatine: @themerricat lrrHEART wattsHYPE
I_Am_Clockwork: also, goverments are starting to look into regulating a lot of the microtransaction stuff
Pal_Friendpatine: And the Xbox Game Pass must be working
Pal_Friendpatine: And that*
I_Am_Clockwork: which has some in the industry looking for alternative solutions
TXC2: bad time for arena then :P
Solipsody: This is more broudly applicable to capitalism in general. John Deere wants you to subscribe to your tractor, too.
DarkNacht: I think they are just future proofing their systems, for when loot boxes are regulated as gambling
SirMorek: Regulation is a significant threat, since so much of the "big revenue" is from the straight gambling in disguise
TheMerricat: That's why I still do Humble Bundle Monthly.
maestrith: <3 Humble
AwkwardBirb: yup "looking at 2K"
NightValien28: and yet gamers made that famous
DarkNacht: Humble monthly is a lootbox of games
LordZarano: Twitch prime calls their free games "loot"
accountmadeforants: The first game I got for free through Twitch Prime was Battle Chef Brigade, instantly justified the whole thing.
erloas: People finally started to realize how much they actually dropped on micro transactions and once you get to that realization you stop doing it
control_rig: schrodinger's Cookie
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] When I buy the cookie, the cookie is predetermined.
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snowcookies: yep
I_Am_Clockwork: knowing the odds doesn't keep if from being gambling
Solipsody: The purpose of making games fun was always to get you to pay for them, rather than you paying so they could make them fun. They just realized only half of that equation actually matters.
Pal_Friendpatine: YEeesss @txc2 thank you for quoting that!
ContingentCat: Vagas is weird
RockPusher: hehehe, doody
NightValien28: unlike game companies, vegas has to report the odds of their machines
vegetalss4: Isn't that essentially how a scratch ticket for a lottery works?
Reydien: I think there is some logic in having the random factor already predetermined, to avoid disconnection tomfoolery
accountmadeforants: Don't they release new Cod games each year?
TheMerricat: @NightValien28 yet.
Rhynerd: Sounds familiar...
Laserbeaks_Fury: ewwww, they changed Twitch'
DeiwosN: I like how the Twitch app looks now
Pal_Friendpatine: Mobile Twitch still looks the same to me. Maybe I haven’t updated it yet?
CrazyZonie: It is a contractural issue, and the contract between Sony and Activision expires in a year. so that's why
ZeroArcana: i like the new font twitch is using
Solipsody: We keep getting Cod games, but they're hard for people of my generation to identify with. Why not Haddock games? We haven't fished those to near-extinction yet!
TXC2: 1 year AKA how long it takes to port a game anyway :P
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's the browser page that changed
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TheMerricat: @Solipsody for some reason I read that as Harlock, and was all excited for a Pirate Captain Harlock franchise.
I_Am_Clockwork: oh this crap
CrazyZonie: The MOLD ISSUE
control_rig: Oh right
control_rig: The mold
Koios7: Not the special edition stuff
Orgmastron: Moldy helmet!
AwkwardBirb: special merchandise messup 2 electric moldaloo
Anaerin: The GameStop prop and it's moldy helmet.
lucha_libro: It's just the gamestop stuff though
Solipsody: @TheMerricat Well, at least you picked up on the maritime theme.
Koios7: This was a Gamestop exclusive helmet completely separate from the Power Armor edition
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun this wasn't the special edition loot, it was from Gamestop
Rhonlore: The Fallout 76 Saga of Failure
ContingentCat: gross
Dared00: It's not a Special Edition thing, it's a separate company, Bethesda did nothing wrong here
Crokoking: it's not that helmet - it's a different one they sold at gamestop
TXC2: oh great :p
CrazyZonie: THere was the bag issue, the rum bottle issue, one of the two collectables were moldy. (Not the gray one)
I_Am_Clockwork: Yeah this was the fufilment company through Gamestop, its not Bethesda's fault
control_rig: It's the factory that made it
I_Am_Clockwork: it was a manufacturing problem, it sounds like
Anaerin: It's "Wearable", and the liner isn't antimicrobial. So it collects mould.
asddsa28: they still did worng they put this thing out
CrazyZonie: There are two helmets. None of the stories I read said HOW the helmets became moldy.
TheMerricat: Gamestop sells Helmets, the problem was they have cloth inserts that apparently are mold traps. Not sure if they were sitting around too long or if it's the design.
asddsa28: i just had that happen to my 6s
TXC2: Happens with cars as well
NightValien28: oh good what did that trash do now
mtvcdm: What's a Fortnite?
Rhonlore: Woah
vokayregrebniew: great line to come in on
Rhonlore: 2 maps
I_Am_Clockwork: oh yeah, TQ is in fortnite now
Reecer6: Fortnite's development cycle is way too short and you don't want to support that.
AgentMagicMaster: * gasp *
lucha_libro: Bethesda seems to have problems figuring out who to do buisness with for it;s collectibles :P
TXC2: what radical change
accountmadeforants: How many maps did it have before?
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
NightValien28: accountmadeforants one
accountmadeforants: Oh.
bowsin_durrows: I think it's spelled fortnight and it's a period of two weeks. @mtvcdm
snowcookies: huh
Solipsody: @mtvcdm About two weeks, and then you get bored and look for something else to do.
Rhynerd: How many maps does it have?
Reecer6: Fortnite B-Side
snowcookies: controversial
SirMorek: that sounds perfect
NightValien28: fortnite has less maps than pubg and somehow that garbage makes money
I_Am_Clockwork: Space turtle!
AlterForm: that doesn't sound too implausible for an in-game event....
vokayregrebniew: im considering buying a full set of discworld
Brok3nGol3m: nice reference Kathleen!
Anaerin: "Two Weeks at Fort Night!"
lucha_libro: fallout? XD
TheMerricat: @Rhynerd for the battle royale part, one.
Izandai: How many maps does PUBG have now?
thegreatwyrdling: !fortnite
Laserbeaks_Fury: Kaiju attacks
Dared00: @Izandai 3, I think?
TXC2: Izandai 3?
ContingentCat: so forknife has a flat earth?
AwkwardBirb: @Izandai 3 or 4 at least?
CrazyZonie: Fortnite: Settlers of Catan edition
I_Am_Clockwork: Izandi 4 now I think
SilentOptimist: There used to be a game attached to Fortnite
I_Am_Clockwork: they added a snow wone a while ago
Erudite_Cynic: please don't conflate fortnite and discworld! my heart can't take it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes and one looks a lot like TQ
Izandai: Hang on. Temporal rifts? Meteors? Is Fortnite a Homestuck prequel?
ContingentCat: time zones?
bowsin_durrows: Isn't everything a Homestuck prequel? @Izandai
NightValien28: it is popular and bloated
accountmadeforants: @Izandai From what little I've gathered through news from like a year ago: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
NightValien28: they can't play too late during a school week
ContingentCat: !pubg
I_Am_Clockwork: brendon grenes fight machine
TXC2: !pubg
LRRbot: PlayerUnknown's No-Pants Fight Place
Izandai: @bowsin_durrows The nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents homestuck again.
accountmadeforants: The Land of Battles and Royales: Fortnite
sugarsh0t: I need that IRL
devil_dan: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
bowsin_durrows: Exactly.
TXC2: hello sugarsh0t
thegreatwyrdling: !pubg
sugarsh0t: yo!
devil_dan: !next
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ContingentCat: putting in a learning curve is a neat idea
TXC2: all the news that fit to print
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CrazyZonie: Extra Credits did a story on how Fortnight and PUBG manipulates people to get them to continue to play
ritchards: all the news we wanted to make fun of
TXC2: the number of conventions is too damn high!
ritchards: !tweet
ContingentCat: Cheer69 katesThank
TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
accountmadeforants: Also vertical slices are horrible
TXC2: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Death to E3!
LRRbot: New quote #6422: "Death to E3!" —Kathleen [2019-09-26]
Sedorox: :D
Izandai: Leaf Glider
Rhynerd: Time to our Nethack into Adam’s Eyes?
Rhynerd: *put
AmoriLinguae: man, time flies when you're watching quality content
Rhynerd: Put nethack into Adam’s eyes.
CrazyZonie: TheMerricat is a good bean
ChaosPainter: so what'
The_Quiet_Alestain: What? Why, thanks @TheMerricat. :)
Rhynerd: I cAn type, I promise.
darkalter2000: !Next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at the world of video games. Game: Telling Lies) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
DiscordianTokkan: Now, would we want Adam to have pure ASCII Nethack, or the weird tiled version?
Pteraspidomorphi: The game was changed from Nethack
ArcOfTheConclave: Snikker Thud!
bowsin_durrows: What about straight up whacking it off with a warhammer?
ChaosPainter: What will be played today on Talking Sim?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Les snicker, more Smack
frnknstn: @DiscordianTokkan tiled nethack, ascii dwarf fortress
TXC2: !events
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Stoffern: nice
bowsin_durrows: Nicehundred.
Pal_Friendpatine: Wooo. Good stream
I_Am_Clockwork: sergeOrder
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssssss
ContingentCat: oo
TXC2: a nethack like
niccus: the original dark souls
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !patreon
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Gekyouryuu: does no cam mean no long game?
sivakrytos: paul got there eventually
ContingentCat: because names are always rationally decided?
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AmoriLinguae: I hope LRRsfolk feel better
TXC2: !twitter
RockPusher: jamieCare lrrHEART
TXC2: !ytmember
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TXC2: Bye
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
Rhynerd: Bye!
Pteraspidomorphi: I would otherwise not be able to watch more four swords so that's actually a good alternative
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
red_shoes_jeff: Buy!
DarkNacht: good bye/hello
TheMerricat: 1st world problems, there are a gazzillion sales on video games for some reason today but they are all for games I already own.... benginCry
notarealartist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, notarealartist! (Today's storm count: 32)
bowsin_durrows: lrrSIGNAL
ggodopaste: it looks like I got gifted a sub sometime and I don't know when but thanks to whoever did that!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Cori is talking about Telling Lies on a solo Talking Sim! Followed by a one hour bonus with Adam and NetHack ||
pyrehand: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at the world of video games. Game: Telling Lies) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (8m ago).
The_Quiet_Alestain: It might have been theMerricat. They are gifting a lot right now.
DiscordianTokkan: I'm so excited to see how Adam reacts to Nethack, and I've heard good things about Telling Lies
ggodopaste: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE I have emotes!
TheMerricat: Wonder if they are doing raw ascii nethack or installing a tileset.
TheMerricat: I can never manage to live long in Nethack, always die to my ghosts.
Dusk_Shine: Twitch got an overhaul last night, I see.
ggodopaste: @the_quiet_alestain thank you for the possible heads up! and thanks @themerricat if it was you.
ggodopaste: I played a ton of Actual Original Rogue but never got atound to Nethavk.
Nigouki: "tonight on talking simulator: we reshoot the AFK intro"
DiscordianTokkan: I wonder how much Adam knows going into Nethack, like eating (some) corpses is highly recommended
Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends! tiltyhEXTREME lrrHEART
Amentur: Hello Cori lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde katesWave benginHi
e_bloc: ShowLove100 ShowLove100 yay talking sim yay Cori
TheOtherTrevor: If its anything like Telling Lies on LoadingReadyLive, there will be no lies
ArcOfTheConclave: Is this a statistics stream?
Laurence72: is that a tiny volcano in the corner?
ggodopaste: It will all be Ancient Forum Truths.
TheMerricat: I've seen a few playthroughs of it, I really liked what I saw. One thing I think everyone forgets to make sure to pay attention to are the timestamps on the videos.
Pteraspidomorphi: This is a new game? Title sounds familiar
ggodopaste: that is a tiny volcano.
Laurence72: The lie was that there was a game??
bowsin_durrows: It's a newish game.
Sarah_Serinde: Can't tell lies if you don't say anything! Kappa
The_Quiet_Alestain: Quiet Monochrome?
TheMerricat: It's quite a dark theme. A bit impenetrable...
notarealartist: This game seems fun!
Orgmastron: Game pls
e_bloc: I can't believe they lied
electroswagnetism: Did they forget to put the game in the game
ritchards: game launches 10/10
TheMerricat: @Pteraspidomorphi came out in the last few months
Sarah_Serinde: Hmm I remember hearing about this recently but I don't remember in what context
e_bloc: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BurgundyEagle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: Probably from chat, possibly Cori??
DaMullet14: most games don't have FMV either
Sarah_Serinde: :D
notarealartist: any content warnings?
TheMerricat is gifting 9 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 1337 in the channel!
mtvcdm: I'm in.
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to MikaelFoxy!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to teammanfred!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to thedudetrio!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to cemdir!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to WetLettuce!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to Twizted_Seed!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to Tominat0r420!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to Moximus!
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to jagermaster94!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for the gifts, TheMerricat! Welcome to mikaelfoxy, teammanfred, thedudetrio, cemdir, wetlettuce, twizted_seed, tominat0r420, moximus, and jagermaster94! (Today's storm count: 42)
bowsin_durrows: Nice.
TheMerricat: Woot I hit the number :-)
MikaelFoxy: @TheMerricat Thanks for the gift sub!
mtvcdm: TheMerricat is now leet
e_bloc: hi karen
Meltalar: coriander please stop telling lies and honk more
teammanfred: Thanks TheMerricat
Pteraspidomorphi: TheMerricat, what type of game are you looking from? (re: sale)
maestrith: I'm boring. I'd try to play solitaire
Meltalar: honk
Sarah_Serinde: Mood, Cori :P
DiscordianTokkan: *dislike*
ggodopaste: is that schlubby Adam?
Waltzmark: so, the guy is 100% a serial killer
TheMerricat: @Pteraspidomorphi I"ma game horder, I was just doing my daily sales check. :-P thanks though
mtvcdm: This man has a pile of bodies in the next room.
DiscordianTokkan: Can... can we unleash the Goose on this guy?
TheMerricat: Speakers exist. :-P
mtvcdm: WITH BLOOD
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, ok. I often have unused codes lying around
Gekyouryuu: text on his screen?
e_bloc: those boxes are full of body parts
ggodopaste: yeah, this guy is like Creepy Adam.
mtvcdm: !clip
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Sarah_Serinde: Curses!
Nosser2: I prefer to think of him as budget Tom Hardy (but I do like his films).
Meltalar: honk
Amentur: I have heard there is a mod that adds some video playback options i.e. 'go to start of video' @LoadingReadyRun Quite a couple of the negative reviews concern those missing
electroswagnetism: Pretty smiles?
DiscordianTokkan: Saying Fibs?
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
LathosTiran: put the black one on the red one
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
e_bloc: yesssssssss
RockPusher: Is this a Shenzen IO situation where the silly card game is just as engaging as the main game?
cryomancer20x6: Now *this* is emergent gameplay
ggodopaste: is our reflection important this time?
mtvcdm: LRRBot, give us a topic to search.
Juliamon: Wow I apparently have strong opinions on card decks, I really don't like this one
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5809: "I just wanted to give you guys a chance to talk about how great I am. But you know what, that's fine. I can do it myself!" —Kathleen [2019-02-11]
TheMerricat: I'll tell you a secret Cori, this Solitaire cheats. You won't win. :-P
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
mtvcdm: We're doing crimes!
DaMullet14: that's Charles Darwin
DiscordianTokkan: It's pikachu!
ushiikun: Is does resemble Darwin
cryomancer20x6: Definitely Darwin
Gekyouryuu: Freud?
electroswagnetism: Who dat boi? Who him is?
ggodopaste: Be Gay Do Crimes.
taciturasa: Oh yesssss
ggodopaste: and Dat Boi is Darwin.
AmoriLinguae: that's creepy when you can see the whole face
taciturasa: one of my fav game devs
taciturasa: I almost won a copy of this game but they ran out of PC codes and only had iOS lol
ushiikun: NOFORN? Uh Oh, shouldn't have made it to Canada