Laserbeaks_Fury: ewwww, they changed Twitch'
DeiwosN: I like how the Twitch app looks now
Pal_Friendpatine: Mobile Twitch still looks the same to me. Maybe I haven’t updated it yet?
CrazyZonie: It is a contractural issue, and the contract between Sony and Activision expires in a year. so that's why
ZeroArcana: i like the new font twitch is using
Solipsody: We keep getting Cod games, but they're hard for people of my generation to identify with. Why not Haddock games? We haven't fished those to near-extinction yet!
TXC2: 1 year AKA how long it takes to port a game anyway :P
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's the browser page that changed
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TheMerricat: @Solipsody for some reason I read that as Harlock, and was all excited for a Pirate Captain Harlock franchise.
I_Am_Clockwork: oh this crap
CrazyZonie: The MOLD ISSUE
control_rig: Oh right
control_rig: The mold
Koios7: Not the special edition stuff
Orgmastron: Moldy helmet!
AwkwardBirb: special merchandise messup 2 electric moldaloo
Anaerin: The GameStop prop and it's moldy helmet.
lucha_libro: It's just the gamestop stuff though
Solipsody: @TheMerricat Well, at least you picked up on the maritime theme.
Koios7: This was a Gamestop exclusive helmet completely separate from the Power Armor edition
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun this wasn't the special edition loot, it was from Gamestop
Rhonlore: The Fallout 76 Saga of Failure
ContingentCat: gross
Dared00: It's not a Special Edition thing, it's a separate company, Bethesda did nothing wrong here
Crokoking: it's not that helmet - it's a different one they sold at gamestop
TXC2: oh great :p
CrazyZonie: THere was the bag issue, the rum bottle issue, one of the two collectables were moldy. (Not the gray one)
I_Am_Clockwork: Yeah this was the fufilment company through Gamestop, its not Bethesda's fault
control_rig: It's the factory that made it
I_Am_Clockwork: it was a manufacturing problem, it sounds like
Anaerin: It's "Wearable", and the liner isn't antimicrobial. So it collects mould.
asddsa28: they still did worng they put this thing out
CrazyZonie: There are two helmets. None of the stories I read said HOW the helmets became moldy.
TheMerricat: Gamestop sells Helmets, the problem was they have cloth inserts that apparently are mold traps. Not sure if they were sitting around too long or if it's the design.
asddsa28: i just had that happen to my 6s
TXC2: Happens with cars as well
NightValien28: oh good what did that trash do now
mtvcdm: What's a Fortnite?
Rhonlore: Woah
vokayregrebniew: great line to come in on
Rhonlore: 2 maps
I_Am_Clockwork: oh yeah, TQ is in fortnite now
Reecer6: Fortnite's development cycle is way too short and you don't want to support that.
AgentMagicMaster: * gasp *
lucha_libro: Bethesda seems to have problems figuring out who to do buisness with for it;s collectibles :P
TXC2: what radical change
accountmadeforants: How many maps did it have before?
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
NightValien28: accountmadeforants one
accountmadeforants: Oh.
bowsin_durrows: I think it's spelled fortnight and it's a period of two weeks. @mtvcdm
snowcookies: huh
Solipsody: @mtvcdm About two weeks, and then you get bored and look for something else to do.
Rhynerd: How many maps does it have?
Reecer6: Fortnite B-Side
snowcookies: controversial
SirMorek: that sounds perfect
NightValien28: fortnite has less maps than pubg and somehow that garbage makes money
I_Am_Clockwork: Space turtle!
AlterForm: that doesn't sound too implausible for an in-game event....
vokayregrebniew: im considering buying a full set of discworld
Brok3nGol3m: nice reference Kathleen!
Anaerin: "Two Weeks at Fort Night!"
lucha_libro: fallout? XD
TheMerricat: @Rhynerd for the battle royale part, one.
Izandai: How many maps does PUBG have now?
thegreatwyrdling: !fortnite
Laserbeaks_Fury: Kaiju attacks
Dared00: @Izandai 3, I think?
TXC2: Izandai 3?
ContingentCat: so forknife has a flat earth?
AwkwardBirb: @Izandai 3 or 4 at least?
CrazyZonie: Fortnite: Settlers of Catan edition
I_Am_Clockwork: Izandi 4 now I think
SilentOptimist: There used to be a game attached to Fortnite
I_Am_Clockwork: they added a snow wone a while ago
Erudite_Cynic: please don't conflate fortnite and discworld! my heart can't take it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes and one looks a lot like TQ
Izandai: Hang on. Temporal rifts? Meteors? Is Fortnite a Homestuck prequel?
ContingentCat: time zones?
bowsin_durrows: Isn't everything a Homestuck prequel? @Izandai
NightValien28: it is popular and bloated
accountmadeforants: @Izandai From what little I've gathered through news from like a year ago: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
NightValien28: they can't play too late during a school week
ContingentCat: !pubg
I_Am_Clockwork: brendon grenes fight machine
TXC2: !pubg
LRRbot: PlayerUnknown's No-Pants Fight Place
Izandai: @bowsin_durrows The nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents homestuck again.
accountmadeforants: The Land of Battles and Royales: Fortnite
sugarsh0t: I need that IRL
devil_dan: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a live cat
bowsin_durrows: Exactly.
TXC2: hello sugarsh0t
thegreatwyrdling: !pubg
sugarsh0t: yo!
devil_dan: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at the world of video games. Game: Telling Lies) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (36s ago).
ContingentCat: putting in a learning curve is a neat idea
TXC2: all the news that fit to print
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CrazyZonie: Extra Credits did a story on how Fortnight and PUBG manipulates people to get them to continue to play
ritchards: all the news we wanted to make fun of
TXC2: the number of conventions is too damn high!
ritchards: !tweet
ContingentCat: Cheer69 katesThank
TXC2: thanks for streaming LRR
accountmadeforants: Also vertical slices are horrible
TXC2: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Death to E3!
LRRbot: New quote #6422: "Death to E3!" —Kathleen [2019-09-26]
Sedorox: :D
Izandai: Leaf Glider
Rhynerd: Time to our Nethack into Adam’s Eyes?
Rhynerd: *put
AmoriLinguae: man, time flies when you're watching quality content
Rhynerd: Put nethack into Adam’s eyes.
CrazyZonie: TheMerricat is a good bean
ChaosPainter: so what'
The_Quiet_Alestain: What? Why, thanks @TheMerricat. :)
Rhynerd: I cAn type, I promise.
darkalter2000: !Next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at the world of video games. Game: Telling Lies) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (3m ago).
DiscordianTokkan: Now, would we want Adam to have pure ASCII Nethack, or the weird tiled version?
Pteraspidomorphi: The game was changed from Nethack
ArcOfTheConclave: Snikker Thud!
bowsin_durrows: What about straight up whacking it off with a warhammer?
ChaosPainter: What will be played today on Talking Sim?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Les snicker, more Smack
frnknstn: @DiscordianTokkan tiled nethack, ascii dwarf fortress
TXC2: !events
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Stoffern: nice
bowsin_durrows: Nicehundred.
Pal_Friendpatine: Wooo. Good stream
I_Am_Clockwork: sergeOrder
DiscordianTokkan: Yesssssss
ContingentCat: oo
TXC2: a nethack like
niccus: the original dark souls
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !patreon
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Gekyouryuu: does no cam mean no long game?
sivakrytos: paul got there eventually
ContingentCat: because names are always rationally decided?
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AmoriLinguae: I hope LRRsfolk feel better
TXC2: !twitter
RockPusher: jamieCare lrrHEART
TXC2: !ytmember
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TXC2: Bye
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
Rhynerd: Bye!
Pteraspidomorphi: I would otherwise not be able to watch more four swords so that's actually a good alternative
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
red_shoes_jeff: Buy!
DarkNacht: good bye/hello
TheMerricat: 1st world problems, there are a gazzillion sales on video games for some reason today but they are all for games I already own.... benginCry
notarealartist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
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bowsin_durrows: lrrSIGNAL
ggodopaste: it looks like I got gifted a sub sometime and I don't know when but thanks to whoever did that!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Cori is talking about Telling Lies on a solo Talking Sim! Followed by a one hour bonus with Adam and NetHack ||
pyrehand: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a critical look at the world of video games. Game: Telling Lies) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (8m ago).
The_Quiet_Alestain: It might have been theMerricat. They are gifting a lot right now.
DiscordianTokkan: I'm so excited to see how Adam reacts to Nethack, and I've heard good things about Telling Lies
ggodopaste: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE I have emotes!
TheMerricat: Wonder if they are doing raw ascii nethack or installing a tileset.
TheMerricat: I can never manage to live long in Nethack, always die to my ghosts.
Dusk_Shine: Twitch got an overhaul last night, I see.
ggodopaste: @the_quiet_alestain thank you for the possible heads up! and thanks @themerricat if it was you.
ggodopaste: I played a ton of Actual Original Rogue but never got atound to Nethavk.
Nigouki: "tonight on talking simulator: we reshoot the AFK intro"
DiscordianTokkan: I wonder how much Adam knows going into Nethack, like eating (some) corpses is highly recommended
Sarah_Serinde: Hello friends! tiltyhEXTREME lrrHEART
Amentur: Hello Cori lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde katesWave benginHi
e_bloc: ShowLove100 ShowLove100 yay talking sim yay Cori
TheOtherTrevor: If its anything like Telling Lies on LoadingReadyLive, there will be no lies
ArcOfTheConclave: Is this a statistics stream?
Laurence72: is that a tiny volcano in the corner?
ggodopaste: It will all be Ancient Forum Truths.
TheMerricat: I've seen a few playthroughs of it, I really liked what I saw. One thing I think everyone forgets to make sure to pay attention to are the timestamps on the videos.
Pteraspidomorphi: This is a new game? Title sounds familiar
ggodopaste: that is a tiny volcano.
Laurence72: The lie was that there was a game??
bowsin_durrows: It's a newish game.
Sarah_Serinde: Can't tell lies if you don't say anything! Kappa
The_Quiet_Alestain: Quiet Monochrome?
TheMerricat: It's quite a dark theme. A bit impenetrable...
notarealartist: This game seems fun!
Orgmastron: Game pls
e_bloc: I can't believe they lied
electroswagnetism: Did they forget to put the game in the game
ritchards: game launches 10/10
TheMerricat: @Pteraspidomorphi came out in the last few months
Sarah_Serinde: Hmm I remember hearing about this recently but I don't remember in what context
e_bloc: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BurgundyEagle subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
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Sarah_Serinde: Probably from chat, possibly Cori??
DaMullet14: most games don't have FMV either
Sarah_Serinde: :D
notarealartist: any content warnings?
TheMerricat is gifting 9 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 1337 in the channel!
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bowsin_durrows: Nice.
TheMerricat: Woot I hit the number :-)
MikaelFoxy: @TheMerricat Thanks for the gift sub!
mtvcdm: TheMerricat is now leet
e_bloc: hi karen
Meltalar: coriander please stop telling lies and honk more
teammanfred: Thanks TheMerricat
Pteraspidomorphi: TheMerricat, what type of game are you looking from? (re: sale)
maestrith: I'm boring. I'd try to play solitaire
Meltalar: honk
Sarah_Serinde: Mood, Cori :P
DiscordianTokkan: *dislike*
ggodopaste: is that schlubby Adam?
Waltzmark: so, the guy is 100% a serial killer
TheMerricat: @Pteraspidomorphi I"ma game horder, I was just doing my daily sales check. :-P thanks though
mtvcdm: This man has a pile of bodies in the next room.
DiscordianTokkan: Can... can we unleash the Goose on this guy?
TheMerricat: Speakers exist. :-P
mtvcdm: WITH BLOOD
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh, ok. I often have unused codes lying around
Gekyouryuu: text on his screen?
e_bloc: those boxes are full of body parts
ggodopaste: yeah, this guy is like Creepy Adam.
mtvcdm: !clip
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Sarah_Serinde: Curses!
Nosser2: I prefer to think of him as budget Tom Hardy (but I do like his films).
Meltalar: honk
Amentur: I have heard there is a mod that adds some video playback options i.e. 'go to start of video' @LoadingReadyRun Quite a couple of the negative reviews concern those missing
electroswagnetism: Pretty smiles?
DiscordianTokkan: Saying Fibs?
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha
LathosTiran: put the black one on the red one
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
e_bloc: yesssssssss
RockPusher: Is this a Shenzen IO situation where the silly card game is just as engaging as the main game?
cryomancer20x6: Now *this* is emergent gameplay
ggodopaste: is our reflection important this time?
mtvcdm: LRRBot, give us a topic to search.
Juliamon: Wow I apparently have strong opinions on card decks, I really don't like this one
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5809: "I just wanted to give you guys a chance to talk about how great I am. But you know what, that's fine. I can do it myself!" —Kathleen [2019-02-11]
TheMerricat: I'll tell you a secret Cori, this Solitaire cheats. You won't win. :-P
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
mtvcdm: We're doing crimes!
DaMullet14: that's Charles Darwin
DiscordianTokkan: It's pikachu!
ushiikun: Is does resemble Darwin
cryomancer20x6: Definitely Darwin
Gekyouryuu: Freud?
electroswagnetism: Who dat boi? Who him is?
ggodopaste: Be Gay Do Crimes.
taciturasa: Oh yesssss
ggodopaste: and Dat Boi is Darwin.
AmoriLinguae: that's creepy when you can see the whole face
taciturasa: one of my fav game devs
taciturasa: I almost won a copy of this game but they ran out of PC codes and only had iOS lol
ushiikun: NOFORN? Uh Oh, shouldn't have made it to Canada
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, it's the END of the clip that has Love in it
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun just remember it's showing you the clip where they say the word, there were 4 minutes there you didn't ge to see.
DiscordianTokkan: They skip to where they say it
taciturasa: Maybe it's time zones? They could be a long distance relationship
electroswagnetism: ToS
cryomancer20x6: AAAHHH!! TOS!
DiscordianTokkan: Also: Oh hey, it's Clementine!
DaMullet14: I wonder if that 3 hour difference is an east coast west coast thing
taciturasa: thats what im thinking too yeah
NightValien28: ma'am you are not even close to gothic
e_bloc: I didn't know it was that kind of game
NightValien28: like saying bath,bed and beyond is gothic
RockPusher: !maam
DaMullet14: NightValien28 she hasn't turned around, she might have a gargoyle on her back or something
ggodopaste: time difference os something I didn't think to account for.
DoodlestheGreat: G'NITE KIDS! banticYIKES
NightValien28: DaMullet14 I will hold judgement till a see a skull
thegreatwyrdling: TOS!
NimrodXIV: starting to think I shouldn't be watching this at work....
DiscordianTokkan: Issss, Is this game stream safe? D:
ggodopaste: needs more skulls, or possibly Elvira hair for goth.
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flikerz1: Its probably either her or him though?
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun don't worry I'm fairly certain there are no actual TOS violations in any of the clips.
Robot_Bones: you've got a good frump cori
ggodopaste: it's probably Creepy Adam.
taciturasa: I'm pretty sure there's no nudity in this game, she's just
taciturasa: probably a sex worker?
DoodlestheGreat: Can we like... pixellate the bottom half of the game? Anything to keep you from being banhammered?
ritchards: telling the truth seems to be against the name of the game
taciturasa: yup
taciturasa: sam barlow says fuck SWERFS
Robot_Bones: married to the force
v_nome: Hello Cori, boob lady
thegreatwyrdling: swipe left
Nosser2: Karen seems deeply invested in this
taciturasa: I'm so glad Kerry Bishe is in this game, she was amazing in halt and catch fire
ushiikun: The reflection in the videos is kind of weird.
cryomancer20x6: I agree @ushiikun
DaMullet14: she's either person 4 or 5 depending on if the person using the computer is in one of the videos
taciturasa: it also makes me deeply happy that sam barlow is an enormous fan of Halt and Catch Fire, its an aamzing show
ggodopaste: we need a really dark screen to see our reflection.
taciturasa: i think the description of the game confirms the person using the computer is seperate
ggodopaste: I don't think we can trust that.
taciturasa: hmm fair
taciturasa: Stares at the twist in Her Story
TheMerricat: I've gotten a lot skinnier and suddenly have hair....
LathosTiran: put a hat on to mark your self as the "real" clone?
Pteraspidomorphi: Should we be writing a word by word transcript of each video and tagging it with associated keywords? :P
LathosTiran: open google docs chat note sheet?
ContingentCat: kathle3HEX
cryomancer20x6: Can you play both clips at the same time? Synced up?
taciturasa: It looks like Mackenzie Davis circa s4 HACF
LathosTiran: throwing ideas, im second screening....and lazy
Sarah_Serinde: Ah yes, joke with a girl you don't know well about stalking, that always goes over well
Narcogen: Guy is creepy AF
ggodopaste: this guy js really creepy, but still has some of Adam's facial expressions.
ggodopaste: it's even more creepy.
Narcogen: who ya gonna call
TheMerricat: @ggodopaste spoilers he gets really creepy once we get farther in. esp when talking to 'clementine'
taciturasa: kathle3PRISM
snowcookies: this is just awks
LathosTiran: heh, a weeping angels defense: tie a smart phone video chat to the back of your head.
Nosser2: I'm curious about this design choice, why they chose a kinda slow rewind as the only way to get to the start of the clips.
taciturasa: Ok this is with the sex worker
taciturasa: so the sex worker's name is Ava
TheMerricat: @taciturasa this is the record store clerk
taciturasa: Oh hmm
ritchards: someone is directing him to do this
taciturasa: okay then
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah, seems to match that one
taciturasa: ok yeah there we go
Narcogen: I'm thinking that no matter who they are with, this guy's videochats end with an unsolicited dick pick
Sarah_Serinde: Same, Cori
taciturasa: the pause just matched up with the pause in the sex worker part
ushiikun: Is there a way to sync them up, so you can hear both conversations, rather trying to remember exactly what was said in the other?
TheMerricat: @ushiikun probably via mod
DaMullet14: I assume that's part of the fun, ushiikun
taciturasa: if the game doesn't end with ava, the sex worker, and kerry's character realizing this dude is hella creepy and getting together with each other then ill be disappointing
ggodopaste: yeah, man, I've thrown this guy out of parties.
taciturasa: dissapointed*
Dhaunayne: i wonder if somewhere in the LRR video editing systems there's the technology to play two videos at the same time
Nosser2: Sounds like a job FOR *pulls out pen* copious notes!
LathosTiran: ah since were stealing the stream data maybe the chat client is stripping out the othersides audio in real time to prevent feedback as a lore reason for the mechanic
ushiikun: That makes sense. I just never really trust me memory on these types of games.
ritchards: I wonder if the key to the game is knowing what Karen was going to look up originally, starting with "BR" ... Brenda? Breaking?
NightValien28: the hell
ggodopaste: no sex with cactus!
TheMerricat: don't kink shame. ;P
ContingentCat: don't kinkhame Cori
Mysticman89: Cactus sex only if you get cactus consent seems a reasonable stance.
ggodopaste: can cactus consent?
taciturasa: i was like "oh shit i wanna do this but cant bc i dont have a book near me" then literally realized im in a library
ImmoralEthicist: Oh ye god, the new Twitch layout is horrible.
Clench_Eastwood subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 56 months!
Clench_Eastwood: Resub for Cori because Ive never done one with her and she's great!
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Robot_Bones: Fun Fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place.
DaMullet14: New twitch is less eye searing in dark mode, but I don't love it
ImmoralEthicist: Yeah, dark mode is less bad, but still not great
ContingentCat: give it time you'll get used to the change
taciturasa: The new twitch is much lighter and iconography is fantastic, typography and draining it of color is not
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Orgmastron: "club"
Gizmoloid: What was eye searing about previous style?
DaMullet14: Gizmoloid nothing, which is why I'm annoyed they changed it
Sarah_Serinde: I heard "prince," I don't remember anything about "charming" :P
Clench_Eastwood: oohh...this is very "Her Story"
Clench_Eastwood: guessing same dev
EvilBadman: Discovery?
TheMerricat: @Clench_Eastwood you got it
ggodopaste: @clench_eastwood Same Dev
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh the reflection is a nice touch
EvilBadman: the eye in top right points what you saw
DaMullet14: First one in the search
ritchards: the one you watched is the second one
DaMullet14: It was the 9/14 one
TheMerricat: that's your time cori
Clench_Eastwood: \o/ Im a freakin genius!!
Clench_Eastwood: Smartest Clench alive
Draft_O_Mattic: What is this game?
Sarah_Serinde: That first one should be it? In your book search. It had the same timestamp
AmoriLinguae: @LoadingReadyRun check the date stamps
Waltzmark: can you search by date?
Gizmoloid: @DaMullet14 Ah, I get what you meant now! Personally I don't mind the design - seems just as functional, maybe a bit ugliy, but it never looked particularly good to me.
DaMullet14: Gizmoloid I have a strong preference for lighter text on stronger colors and they picked some awful greys for light mode that give me a headache
seenoham: It feeling a bit weird to me that we can't hear anything the other side is saying. I get why the game does it, but the mic should be picking up some from the speakers unless it was cleaned up
DaMullet14: dark mode just has an ugly font, which I can deal with
seenoham: or is the other side supposed to be texting
taciturasa: if it's directly intercepted it would be two different audio streams
taciturasa: one in and one out
Nosser2: Matt Berry is a treasure
Clench_Eastwood: why is everyone in this game so pretty?! its not fair!
Sarah_Serinde: "I'm just gonna lie here on the couch without taking off my coat and scarf because I want to look cool"
Angnor33: The return of Toast!
TheMerricat: @seenoham so right now we are watchig the other side of hte video we just watched with Ava.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Clench_Eastwood: I posted my unpacking pics on instagram and facebook and twitter and tictoc!
taciturasa: is clementine Kerry Bishe's character?
seenoham: @tacitursa @TheMerricat there aren't head phones or a mic close to the mouth, they are both on speaker, so the audio should have some echos of the side
SquareDotCube: That's a hook
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cable oylet for tv?
Draft_O_Mattic: looks like a light fixture hole
TheMerricat: @taciturasa clementine is our name for her right now, we don't know her real name, we are just usig the actress's role from Westworld to name her.
ritchards: True History of America
DiscordianTokkan: A True History of America
seenoham: yes that would make the game sound dirty, but it being that clean feels off because of the visual setup
Clench_Eastwood: is this game just being read bedtime stories by pretty people? because if it is....10 OUT OF 10!
taciturasa: oh that's the sex worker @TheMerricat
taciturasa: im talking about the other one
taciturasa: kerry bishe, played donna in halt and catch fire
Dhaunayne: i think i've heard that quote before
TheMerricat: The only two women we've seen so far other than our reflection clone is Ava.
DaMullet14: we've seen three women so far, Ava, the sex worker, and a blonde lady
taciturasa: amazing and underrated show and one that's one of sam barlow's favs
taciturasa: yeah the blonde/strawberry blonde lady is Kerry Bishe
ritchards: is this what the youth call "sexting"?
taciturasa: it seems that he could very well be in a committed relationship with kerry, while the sex worker and Ava are... infidelity
taciturasa: judging just by the one interaction we've seen from the two of them
TheMerricat: where did columbus come in?
DaMullet14: Technically we don't know for sure the sex worker was him on the other side of the phone, though I assume we're working on the assumption that this is all of his video calls
DaMullet14: there's another 3 hour time difference, this is definitely a coastal thing
ggodopaste: yeah, I think these are all calls with Him
AmoriLinguae: @taciturasa it could be infidelity for sure, but I'd be interested in checking the datestamps for more evidence for/against
DiscordianTokkan: Officialman is earlier in the day?
taciturasa: yeah
DaMullet14: DiscordianTokkan I think officialman is in LA and he's in NY
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taciturasa: OHHHHHHHHHH
taciturasa: hes infiltrating the fbi?
Nosser2: suddenly police
TheMerricat: other way @taciturasa
taciturasa: ahh
taciturasa: hmm
Juliamon: poke poke poke that food
ContingentCat: hmmm
ritchards: we are Karen, so Karen looks like a word you want to search for
Rhonlore: I have that exact light lol
DiscordianTokkan: Cover Identity relationship
TheMerricat: @ritchards that's how we got here
sir_jack_DB: what_a_twist.gif
Orgmastron: Gross gross gross
Amentur: Agent work isn't great work SeriousSloth
ritchards: oh we are, ok
AmoriLinguae: I mean, this game is called telling lies, so idk what we expected, lol
TehAmelie: oh hi. how goes the lying?
taciturasa: I like this games use of soundtrack
ritchards: oh him! (that actor)
Fluffy776: Oh no, the FBI has weebs!
Nosser2: *gasp* it's that actor! Who plays asshole lawyers or asshole cops!
ContingentCat: oh it's that guy from that thing
SquareDotCube: so many swords
Invitare: search for... "karate sword"
SquareDotCube: also something in a display case (besides the trifold flag)
Orgmastron: Uuuuuhhhhhhhhh
DaMullet14: David
Pteraspidomorphi: David!
Juliamon: Staying true to type I guess
TehAmelie: FMV still has that kind of janky quality even after all these years, i see. it's like i'm watching extra scenes from Phantasmagoria
Nosser2: (Wait, are his swords automatically Katanas of Justice if he works at the Department of Justice?)
Rhonlore: aww
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Lord_Hosk: Ewww ewww eww twitch is so ugly
Amentur: Try chinese war sword lrrBEEJ
TehAmelie: whoa, youtube uploads almost in real time
Pteraspidomorphi: Do we have a name for suit and tie bossman?
Rhonlore: Oh Hi karen
DaMullet14: oh we get SO many names here
TheMerricat: Whelp meet green storm.
TehAmelie: is there someone called Mark? asking for a Tommy
Nosser2: Green Storm seem awfully... dweeb-y
ggodopaste: yup.
taciturasa: seems like environmentalists
DaMullet14: Wesley
DiscordianTokkan: She is def pregnant
TehAmelie: maybe she just has a tummy ache
DaMullet14: David is scummy cop guy
PyreDynasty: "I know who I am." ---Butt
Pteraspidomorphi: Alba! David! Karen! Names!
TehAmelie: i don't know who Alba is but i hope they marry Jessica Alba
Dhaunayne: @DaMullet14 "cop" guy
ContingentCat: yikes
taciturasa: ahh
taciturasa: avticists
ritchards: they are, though
IbunWest: I only just got here an I already hate David. Is that normal?
Orgmastron: @IbunWest Yes
e_bloc: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
aWabbajack: whhoa new Twitch Interface who dis?
TehAmelie: i only got here two minutes ago but yeah i think so
TheMerricat: is wesley hat man or not hat man?
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AmoriLinguae: oh he knows where that camera is
TehAmelie: duude is your daddy the glassman because you are not see-through
PixelArtDragon: Ooh, are we watching a movie?
DaMullet14: Eric is hat man and Wesley is the third guy
ritchards: I wonder if the key to the game is knowing what Karen was going to look up originally, starting with "BR" ... Brenda? Break?
LathosTiran: group notes ^
TehAmelie: hey at least someone transcribed all these videos for the search engine
Rockario: I'd love if there was clips of the people on the other end, and they're just riffing
Rockario: Like, as an easter egg
TehAmelie: he sounds and looks like the villain
Nosser2: I think my favourite so far is sword guy, he just loves bladed weapons so much.
Orgmastron: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There's no money in the tarp budget for that.
Gizmoloid: I think that camera's just surveillance he set up in his apartment, though that seems way too risky considering he lives with someone from the group he's infiltrating.
DaMullet14: TehAmelie I would love if they were automatically transcribed and it randomly did a messy guess where a person's name was transcribed as a common word
Nosser2: I bet the best part of his day is opening letters with a tiny katana
taciturasa: ok im gonna leave so i dont get fully spoiled
taciturasa: yall have fun playing along w/ this game!
PixelArtDragon: Oh hey, this guy has been in things. I don't remember what, I think Marvel?
TheMerricat: no one likes david....
Pteraspidomorphi: Prince Charming had been mentioned earlier in the game but I don't remember in which context
Nosser2: @PixelArtDragon He was in Dollhouse
SquareDotCube: Malficient
TheMerricat: @Pteraspidomorphi the sexcam chat
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah, thanks
Juliamon: Prince Charming was mentioned by the sex worker
ushiikun: Are all the Fairy Tale names we've heard code names?
TehAmelie: Dollhouse was so underrated. yes even for Joss Whedon, back when everyone loved him
Nosser2: I think the actor's name is Reed Diamond which is a great name.
PixelArtDragon: @Nosser2 Ah, that would be it. Thanks
Invitare: why would you eat a baby's heart? Wouldn't an adult's be larger? More of a meal?
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DaMullet14: Dollhouse had a lot of complicated topics that make it hard for me to recommend in a vacuum, but it was very interesting
TehAmelie: a reed pipe made of diamond sounds like something for the Most Decadent Man
Pteraspidomorphi: It could be a red herring I guess
Juliamon: Invitare More tender? Less tainted?
Nosser2: @PixelArtDragon looking at his wiki page he was also in Agents of Shield for a bit
TheMerricat: @Invitare it's like eating baby lamb, more tender
Amentur: Smile man
ContingentCat: uhhh
Dashiell: code name: Ass Man
Juliamon: Adult hearts are full of cholesterol.
Invitare: how do you know this? Are there baby cannibals in this chat?
MidgardSerpent: this doesn't sound super professional
TehAmelie: i like tummies
Dhaunayne: dollhouse was un-canceled after joss whedon fans complained, so instead Fox canceled the sarah connor chronicles. so dollhouse is the worst, because i liked TSCC.
TheMerricat: @Invitare no, we are all grown up. :-P
Rhonlore: Ah yes, cyber.
PixelArtDragon: Oh right, he was also in Stargate SG-1
Nosser2: Well, at least we know he's a swordman
AmoriLinguae: pipeline maps?
DaMullet14: look for "ass man" and see if that's what he responded
ContingentCat: pipeline?
PixelArtDragon: And he was in West Wing. That's probably the most recent thing I'm recognizing him from.
ritchards: can you search dates?
IbunWest: Magic The Gathering
aWabbajack: was the DLL used to improve the gameplay?
Amentur: Malk?
SquareDotCube: "Made u look"
aWabbajack: the workshop community mod
Rhonlore: Got 'em
ContingentCat: @PixelArtDragon ah the west wing is probably the thing I'm recognising him from
TehAmelie: hmm, do all these video files follow the same naming sceme? and are there any numbers missing from our records?
Lord_Hosk: I ban you all
ushiikun: She's banning Twitch Chat
mtvcdm: I mean, you *gotta* like black and white movies.
Obsolete2885: Hey, wasnt she in Westworld?
aWabbajack: to the shadow realm we go!
ritchards: he used his real name?
IbunWest: A natural career progression
Sarah_Serinde: :D
TehAmelie: what would be the french word for astronaut? i don't know if they even have a space program
Lord_Hosk: astronaut to cam girl that makes sense
Narcogen: This isn't rocket surgery, it's brain science
mtvcdm: Yes. I too was an astronaut. I was also the king of the laser dinosaurs.
Chillie: is this a quasi-vhs tech? Can we start at the beginning? :D
TehAmelie: anyone got any impression of Ad Astra by the way? it seems quite good
MidgardSerpent: Oh, I just realized it brings you to the section of the video with the search term. I feel like an idiot. I was trying to figure out why you had to rewind every time.
Lord_Hosk: I was an astronaut but then you know.. budget cuts (whole body shrug)
Feminine_Desires: Oh god
Feminine_Desires: why the font change
Feminine_Desires: this hurts my eyes
Dhaunayne: dark mode hurts less
ritchards: given there are subtitles, I would probably watch a lot of clips on fast forward...
Lord_Hosk: Twitch?
Lord_Hosk: yeah
Feminine_Desires: this font does *not* zoom well
PixelArtDragon: So it turns out the guy we think the white dude is is not that guy. Just look similar *shrugs*
TehAmelie: this may be a job for the pause button
Tikosh_: Ugh.. I hate this new design
Lord_Hosk: Yeah Cori... dont read it out
DaMullet14: So we can search for 'nightmare' to get the second half then maybe
Tikosh_: Also hi
Lord_Hosk: She just said... DONT DO THAT
ContingentCat: !!! my useless skill. comes in handy
TehAmelie: i like her. i hope she doesn't die at James Dean's age
TehAmelie: whatever that was
Lord_Hosk: when I was 16 I was an astronaut... IN FRANCE
TehAmelie: 23?
DaMullet14: he tried to get away from a cop, and the cop looked at him
ushiikun: Ava at least seems normal
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mustang_dylan: When I was 16, I was in the bathroom jacking it Kappa
DaMullet14: why were you jacking your bathroom
TehAmelie: only fine? well thanks
mustang_dylan: @damullet14 I was choking the chicken Kappa
mustang_dylan: Making some alfredo sauce Kappa
Rockario: Something...SCSI, perhaps Kappa
Pteraspidomorphi: Drug dealer is fine, but marketing? God forbid
TehAmelie: *writes down* carry drugs to give interviwevees
Digigoner: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:05:43.
Chillie: I can see the teeth reflection...
Lord_Hosk: I was third dead guy on the left in braveheart
DaMullet14: Lord_Hosk and straight on til morning?
Lord_Hosk: LOL
TehAmelie: you gotta be more specific, Braveheart had like 300 dead guys
TheMerricat: On the LEFT
Lord_Hosk: the third one!
Pteraspidomorphi: Have to watch the other half of the conversation I guess
PixelArtDragon: Wasn't the whole point of Braveheart was that lots of people died?
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Nosser2: sometimes... sometimes I forget about the teeth and then they reappear
TehAmelie: is she paraphrasing Fight Club?
Lord_Hosk: lol
PixelArtDragon: Ooh, astronaut? That was a thing the other person said! (that's how this game works, right?)
TheMerricat: you all have awesome eyes, I see the outline but have never caught the teeth.
Chillie writes down mother
Dhaunayne: did someone say lrrCREEPL teeth lrrCREEPR ?
TehAmelie: "you have the whitest white part of the eye i've ever seen. do you floss?"
TheMerricat: and it's all bullsheet
Orgmastron: Almost like he's a narcissist Kappa
ContingentCat: or cop?
TehAmelie: this looks like The Quiet Man now
DaMullet14: Did you ever go back through and play The Loud Man, Cori? Or did you stop at one playthrough
LathosTiran: but we have to Be Kind :P
Lord_Hosk: this is so weird
PixelArtDragon: I briefly saw "I warned you about double espresso" and that's a mood
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah he is so close to this camera
Sarah_Serinde: This is so much face
Chillie: oh oh, this is the same conversation?
DaMullet14: it is
TehAmelie: it's somewhat of an achievement to make a game so dull, the added bonus of "hearing the dialogue" is not enough to make one replay it
Lord_Hosk: booo
PixelArtDragon: Why can't we sync the audio of the clips so that we're not always seeing only one side?
TheMerricat: @TehAmelie the ending didn't help any
mysticsage1: is this from the same people who did her story?
TheMerricat: @mysticsage1 yep
Sarah_Serinde: Yes I believe he would do this
Lord_Hosk: thats a lie look at his face
DaMullet14: yeah he's absolutely telling the truth here 100%
ContingentCat: that's such a weird phrase " a cop in his own right"
ushiikun: Is there any link between Camgirl claiming to be an astronaut and Ava's talk about growing up to be an astronaut?
Lord_Hosk: His dad was a cop... but the story is a lie
TehAmelie: most cops are probably cops because of nepotism tbh
ritchards: Just a gigolo...
ushiikun: and a bad liar
ritchards: oh right, so he's not a gigolo, he's a pimp!
TehAmelie: those are very different things
Saunabath: This looks like Adam's home video?
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Lord_Hosk: he stood for truth... Justice... and free ice cream on the third tuesday of every month. it was a strange motto but it was his
TehAmelie: but you're a videogame!
LathosTiran: "stood for something" pushing the "i want to join a movement" feeling
PixelArtDragon: Now I have a better appreciation for why actors don't normally look into the camera
LathosTiran: group notes ^
ggodopaste: Man, this is twisty and turny.
ggodopaste: how many faces do we Have?
ContingentCat: mainly 3
Pteraspidomorphi: What context were Mike and Peter mentioned in, again?
ContingentCat: or 4 with sword guy
Pteraspidomorphi: We have other faces but they aren't as frequent
LathosTiran: the group meeting i belive
ggodopaste: David, Sword Cop, Ava, Sex Worker are the big ones. have we seen any more of "Probably Wife?"
OriginalGarwulf: So, mostly unrelated question: is there going to be Nethack in the last hour of the stream?
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ContingentCat: I keep misreading nethack as netherrack a whole game about that netherworld block in minecraft would be odd
kais58: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:19:24.
DaMullet14: I still say see if "ass man" matches
Amentur: Look for smile. It was one of the first we watched
ushiikun: Nothing wrong with a little wig
Pteraspidomorphi: That's very nice
wynternyghtynggale: boobies
ContingentCat: blonde/brunette ?
MidgardSerpent: redhead? Maybe that's his answer to blonde/brunette?
Orgmastron: They're all from the same date
Lord_Hosk: a pair of boob tattoos?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHERE
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun want to take another break while you install the mod? :-P
Sarah_Serinde: I was wondering if you were going to look for the mod on your break earlier
MikaelFoxy: Nope you need the mod to skip
MidgardSerpent: yeah, this seems like a LOT of time spent watching videos rewind.
ushiikun: If the mod helps with navigating the videos, that seems like a huge QOL upgrade.
Rockario: If installing the mod takes less than 5 minutes, then you are netting time
Nosser2: darn, I was hoping he was eating popcorn while watching the sex worker but now I realise it's probably an online date
Pteraspidomorphi: Opinion: Making popcorn with a regular stove pot is almost as quick as with the microwave but usually results in healthier and tastier popcorn
TheMerricat: @LathosTiran beat me to the link. @LoadingReadyRun
Amentur: The mod is just ~50 lines of code added to a dll file. LathosTiran has the link
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun the game isn't officially modable you'll have to follow the link @LathosTiran gave
TheMerricat: ah
jacoblowe94: no magic?
wynternyghtynggale: oh @themerricat thankyou for the gift sub to ysbyrd a few days ago!
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydYheart
TheMerricat: @wynternyghtynggale NP enjoy it :-)
wynternyghtynggale: ysbrydYheart
DarkNacht: @jacoblowe94 Magic was Tuesday
LathosTiran: looks like its a *.dll replacement
EvilBadman: mebbe booth view Cori
Sarah_Serinde: lrrGOAT
TheMerricat: WOOT! :-)
MidgardSerpent: so much better
mysticsage1: why isn't that just a feature
Nosser2: ah, the hottest of dates, the pirate date
ContingentCat: oh that's that movie about a tightrope guy I think
EvilBadman: i miss when Xbox 360 had this feature
ritchards: are we watching the whole movie?
ushiikun: I've done this, when I had to be in a different time zone from my spouse for work.
Sarah_Serinde: Ah yes, what a romantic date, listening to you talk with your mouth full :P
DaMullet14: that's apparently the gimmick - they're doing the voices with it on mute it sounds like
Invitare: man's eating the popcorn too fast, it won't last the movie. What a rookie
FoxFyr: I just got here and was like "why are we watching adam eat?"
Sarah_Serinde: Trash food for a trash dude?
mysticsage1: that is weird that we can't hear anything in the background
EvilBadman: Eating popcorn slow enough to last the movie is a MYTH
ContingentCat: plot twist he's actually a raccoon in a very good costume
wynternyghtynggale: that is non buttered popcorn you heathen !
BlindProphet32: who watches movies this way?
DaMullet14: Eating popcorn slow enough to last the previews is a MYTH
Invitare: maybe for novices
ElderSkyspawner: @FoxFyr My first thought was also "Wow thats Adam"
Sarah_Serinde: Same, Cori
Pteraspidomorphi: Real time voice acting reminds me of LRR streams :P
Rockario: At some point the other person is, like, "Oh my god, our movies are synced, you can stop parrotting!"
wynternyghtynggale: Adam I thought that was james
seth_erickson: Why are we doing this
LathosTiran: @Rockario maybe hes just one of those people.
TheMerricat: Just to whet our appetite there are 169 'proper' videos in the database to find.
DaMullet14: Apparently this is indeed Bird on a Wire
ritchards: Yes, this is Bird on a Wire...
DaMullet14: at least, googling the line "buy a chevy, prove you're american" returned that
ElderSkyspawner: The popcorn in the beard really adds to the experience
TheMerricat: @seth_erickson if you missed the intro, we've 'stolen' an FBI database and are searching for 'something'. We as the player don't know what yet.
ritchards: Thanks, Sam, for insisting on having this in...
FoxFyr: I just noticed the face in the reflection
seth_erickson: ah that definitely explains why we're watching this man eat popcorn and watch a movie
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
TheMerricat: lol
FoxFyr: only 2 more minutes
ContingentCat: yup
Sarah_Serinde: Please do re-cast him
LathosTiran: See the end of the Cheese Shoppe sketcvh "no sir i was delibretly wasting your time"
DaMullet14: She's donig half of them and he's doing half, yeah
Sarah_Serinde: She's actually trying, though
DaMullet14: It's a cute idea
DaMullet14: for a date
Rockario: Okay, as a back-and-forth it's a lot less weird
LathosTiran: huh, mute the movie and do cold reads off the subtitles?
DaMullet14: It also conveniently explains why we can't hear the movie
e_bloc: both
seth_erickson: I could use less of this guy altogether to be honest
Sarah_Serinde: Same :D
ritchards: so sexy....
wildpeaks: yay Telling Lies, good pick :)
DaMullet14: Con-vergence is a big scifi convention in minneapolis, probably that
ushiikun: Someone called him Davey
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: what's going on in this thread
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: is the man in the TV talking to us or...?
DaMullet14: ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews we're seeing half of a skype call
wildpeaks: :D
DaMullet14: ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews We'll watch the other half in a minute
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: half of a skype call? huh.
LathosTiran: @ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews we're spying on intercepted video calls
Amentur: This FBI man is talking to a cam girl who might be a contact
jacoblowe94: what is this ? just came in
gamercat88: he is not a true gamer
Sarah_Serinde: traumatized chicks
TheMerricat: @jacoblowe94 we are plying "Telling Lies" - if you remember "Her Story" ot
EvilBadman: Is he just spilling his FBI job to her?
seth_erickson: You might say he's the exact opposite of me
TheMerricat: it's similar - we are trolling through a stolen database from the FBI looking for something
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:39:33.
wildpeaks: that's oddly specific knowledge
TheMerricat: videos are two sided, we watch each half seperately.
DaMullet14: Everything we know about this guy DEFINITELY corroborates "joined the FBI to pick up chicks"
justwhatever_idk: Hi chat why is Twitch Dot TV so bright now
wynternyghtynggale: again with the popcorn!
ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: did he just have that popcorn there so he could do that
TheMerricat: @justwhatever_idk rebrand - announced this morning
seth_erickson: He was watching a movie earlier ROU
DaMullet14: justwhatever_idk because they hate your eyes. Dark Mode is a little better
BlindProphet32: @ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews Well he didn't have an apple handy
ContingentCat: @justwhatever_idk redesign, we'll get used to it in a bit
mysticsage1: could we somehow be playing the game in two windows? to see both halves at once?
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ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: why doesn't he just keep a cup of tea so he can do the "but it's none of my business" *siiiiiip*
TheMerricat: @mysticsage1 it's part of the design of the game.
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ROU_FrankExchangeOfViews: this is an interesting game
ContingentCat: !adult
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AmoriLinguae: @mysticsage1 it's probably possible if you have a drm-free version and two separate installs, but it's not a game feature
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
DaMullet14: one thing this game super highlights is how painfully long "waiting for the other side to finish talking" should be when you only see one half of a phone call on TV
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DaMullet14: and how they usually aren't, because doing it realistically would be awful
TheMerricat: so she knows he's a cop
ushiikun: so what's her long story?
RockPusher: Awww, not Milk
Amentur: Well done tattoo for a criminal
wildpeaks: "ants, converge !"
Rockario: Converse, for ants
rith_the_awakener: Just got here, this is a spiritual successor to Her Story, right?
DaMullet14: so that's Wesley and Eric
DaMullet14: and now her
seth_erickson: This boat is getting a little cramped
seth_erickson: they let this person on as a guess and then didn't offer them a seat
seth_erickson: guest*
TheMerricat: br = bridge
TheMerricat: ?
ritchards: maybe
Rockario: br-br-br-briiiiidge
ushiikun: riordan
ContingentCat: Riordan
DaMullet14: the Peter incident seems important to circle back to
ushiikun: winehead is never fun
DaMullet14: she's super pregante
BlackIsis: hi pregnant, i'm dad
aWabbajack: feliciaCrying cohhBeer
wildpeaks: as always in fiction, women are never sick unless pregnant or dieing
aWabbajack: he going to be a brand neu Dawd!
RockPusher: Yep, completely not credible. Babies aren't a thing! lrrBEEJ
ushiikun: Don't get arrested, it makes it hard to raise a kid
Sarah_Serinde: Nah, you can find a better father
aWabbajack: don't be silly, storks delivery babbies
ritchards: she's pinning her self worth on this?
RockPusher: Who grows up to be a pro-level 1st base
sir_jack_DB: myagical
Sarah_Serinde: He sure did
ContingentCat: whoopsies
Sarah_Serinde: Perfect!
BlackIsis: I think life actually comes at you *fast*, buddy.
Amentur: Davey was told relationships are messy lrrSLOTH
ushiikun: Ava, I'm, living a lie, and this me only exists to trap these guys.
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so no spoilers but remember he was ona video with ANOTHER woman going I love you....
ContingentCat: @TheMerricat yup the blonde lady that's the reflection watcing this
ElderSkyspawner: Remember friends, relationships are all about communication
Phosphatide: 👀
TheMerricat: @ContingentCat that's actually a fourth woman. Karen - our FBI 'co-agent' according to katana man
ElderSkyspawner: Gotta give the NSA Camera The Office look
Sarah_Serinde: So dude hooked up with her to try and get in the group, got her to move in with him, accidentally got her pregnant...what a great guy
ritchards: so squeaky!
Pteraspidomorphi: Or who was Simon, apparently
BlackIsis: I hear he likes to do drawings.
GlennSeto: Oh, is this a follow-up to Her Story?
DaMullet14: I feel like Simon is maybe the desk cop guy
ContingentCat: sword guy yeah
DaMullet14: B for Bridge
LathosTiran: b is for BOMB!!!!
Sarah_Serinde: Uh katesSir
ContingentCat: uhh
BlackIsis: inappropriate
Sarah_Serinde: katesNope
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Amentur: Very rude
GlennSeto: He seemed nice.
DaMullet14: The time Karen showed up to crash their party it sounded like bomb didn't happen
e_bloc: seems in tents
DaMullet14: They all said "david /wanted/ to blow up a bridge"
DaMullet14: He's giving me a Tom Hardy In Venom vibe here
Sarah_Serinde: Rude
GlennSeto: Motherf...
sir_jack_DB: bastard >:[
DaMullet14: so Alba is "his son"
wynternyghtynggale: he gonna get dead someone just walked past
GlennSeto: "Name him Goliath!"
Kramburger: Frenchalor's a good name
DiscordianTokkan: D:
Fluffy776: Well I was worried about that happening, but note quite like that
Pteraspidomorphi: Seems like it
Rockario: Coccam
Obsolete2885: lol, and of course they all sit in a circle in the inner circle.
DaMullet14: he's very suspiciously getting good closeups of their faces
GlennSeto: I'm sure a blocked ravine could never be cleared.
GlennSeto: *slow facepalm*
DaMullet14: Oh, that guy forgot his line
GlennSeto: What kind of eco-terrorrists are they?
wildpeaks: spoopy cheevo
TheMerricat: @DaMullet14 forgot or decided to leave him hanging
Pteraspidomorphi: Well he wants to minimize damage
thomturtle: ;.;
thomturtle: Daddy no!
ushiikun: *Morgan Freeman Voice* It did not go as planned
e_bloc: rekt
DaMullet14: Tom set him up to look the fool
thomturtle: Tom "not-Hardy"
Amentur: Davey stole the line Riordan was supposed to say. Got antsy
MaladyDark: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:09:16.
Rockario: Didn't exactly go with the "don't talk so much" advice
BlackIsis: Nice threads
Sogheim: I thought it looked like the guy from Prometheus and it is!
Pteraspidomorphi: Hah
Kramburger: Tim Tam Slams are Selling Out?
DaMullet14: "You eat cookies with your coffee? We have SO much in common!"
ElderSkyspawner: ah yes, the old man bar, a mainstay in small town anywhere
BlackIsis: what kind of a monster doesn't like cookies
DaMullet14: YOU sure didn't pull you out
e_bloc: what a cocksucker
BlackIsis: ba dum bum
Sarah_Serinde: DaMullet14 lrrWOW
ushiikun: David doesn't like to pull out
Amentur: You should have pulled out SeriousSloth
EvilBadman: Can you search by date
ContingentCat: pull out?
TheMerricat: ^^
wynternyghtynggale: he isnt good at pulling out or keeping things under wrap
e_bloc: at least we know his plans are fertile
mtvcdm: And they never suspected the Internet.
sir_jack_DB: what the actual fuck
DaMullet14: Okay, so David sold out the previous infiltrator to get in good
DaMullet14: And then Tom is gonna sell out David to get in better
Rockario: He's recording us on his phone, unlike me recording this on my webcam
EvilBadman: Dunno that tacky couch read boat
EvilBadman: reads*
ContingentCat: the boat had creeky moving sounds
TheMerricat: peter = ?
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DaMullet14: Peter is the guy he beat up earlier
DaMullet14: we haven't circled back for the Peter details
mtvcdm: Everything is fiiiiiine
e_bloc: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
thomturtle: Native American guy in the medicine cabinet.
ContingentCat: go there look at the medicine and contemplate your own fragility
ritchards: but that's a restaurant!
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wynternyghtynggale: saint
Rockario: What would be the actual name of Saint Joe's?
Dhaunayne: joseph's
DaMullet14: St. Joseph's for sure
Juliamon: Hospital around here is St. Joseph's
e_bloc: wtf
DaMullet14: this must be Alba
wildpeaks: hug \o/
ritchards: what is that movie in the background?
trilemma85: Cinderella I think.
FoxFyr: yelling children who don't understand personal space are the scariest part of all this
trilemma85: Yes, Sleeping Beauty.
e_bloc: yup
wynternyghtynggale: Aurora
ContingentCat: well if it's sore because it's infected yeah you can die
e_bloc: could be an abcess
BobaThaiTea: did not look up pull out yet i dont think?
mtvcdm: She keeps them. As blackmail later.
mtvcdm: Also she's building a gigantic teeth golem.
e_bloc: she's also fbi
TheMerricat: this is a pretty good kid actor. I give her five stars.
trilemma85: She has a ladder and can open windows from the outside.
DaMullet14: A dentist!
Kramburger: She grows a clone of you. NEVER let a faeries get a sample of you
mtvcdm: The tooth contains your true name.
RockPusher: Yes little girl, there is a Hogfather
Rockario: Forward Santa, you leave out teeth and they leave presents in the form of cash
Nosser2: *gets Tooth Santa present wrapped entirely in enamel*
DaMullet14: This is definitely woman from the first skype call
Amentur: I've seen her before(?)
mtvcdm: 2 Many Teeth? We Pay CA$H
DaMullet14: is this us?
ContingentCat: @Amentur we saw her earlier saying I love you to David, and him responding
TheMerricat: @Amentur Kerry Bishe from hit AMC drama Halt And Catch Fire
trilemma85: @mtvcdm Call us for overnight pick-up at 1-800-2faries.
Amentur: I mean the actress, ContingentCat
DaMullet14: pulling
ushiikun: pulling you out
LathosTiran: "come home"?
trilemma85: No search results means he doesn't pull out.
ContingentCat: out
mysticsage1: fairy?
Sarah_Serinde: Tooth would probably work, right?
TheMerricat: @Sarah_Serinde I think she was looking for the other side of the "I'm pulling you out" call that Davey was throwing a temper tantrum over
Nosser2: I'll always think of her as the star of Scrubs: The Intern Season
Sarah_Serinde: TheMerricat Oh right, forgot already haha
Amentur: TheMerricat, she played the lead in the last season of Scrubs. Might have been ages since I saw that but hey that's memory for you
ContingentCat: uhhh
sir_jack_DB: yikes
LathosTiran: group notes ^
ushiikun: Oh my
Amentur: WHAT?!
DaMullet14: Child Criminal
thomturtle: The actor or the character...?
Vyous: She said she ate it, not she hates it.
Rockario: Oo, going pro at such a young age
LathosTiran: subtitle said hate
Erudite_Cynic: woow child birbes
Obsolete2885: lol
SquareDotCube: WHAT? Not is only pumpkin pie delicious, it's a better aphrodisiac than chocolate!
Erudite_Cynic: bribes*
e_bloc: senile?
ushiikun: Is she all there?
ushiikun: Maybe he looks like his Dad?
Amentur: What's the date of the video?
e_bloc: 11 25 17 ish
Amentur: Is that a thanksgiving date? Else she might be senile
EvilBadman: end of november, yes
e_bloc: really late 2018
EvilBadman: jumping to "maybe she's senile" is super shitty btw
TheMerricat: Rasputin is a bed time story?
TheMerricat: Left Arrow: Rewind for 2s Right Arrow: Fast Forward for 2s Ctrl + Left Arrow: Rewind for 10s Ctrl + Right Arrow: Fast Forward for 10s Home / Shift + Left Arrow : Jump to clip start End / Shift + Right Arrow: Jump to clip end
drfox17: I don't like change
LathosTiran: @drfox17 makeover ♫ makeover ♫ makeover ♫ makeover ♫
ushiikun: Rasputin instead of Rumpelstiltskin
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah I want to see the behind the mirror part
LathosTiran: wait what was laast name? i dont think we have that
noSmokeFire: so what are investigating?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh was that a different video? Oh well
Amentur: Does 'medicine cabinet' bring up more than the one video
DaMullet14: did we name search Tom? He might come up in the other half of the pulling out video
ContingentCat: medicine cabinet?
Rockario: brochure?
ContingentCat: leaving?
mysticsage1: home birth?
LathosTiran: @noSmokeFire we're not sure. its something our "behind the camera" charater is ready to go to jail to find and leak out
Sarah_Serinde: Hmm maybe "raid"? I think he mentioned a raid on the apartment in that one too right?
Amentur: Meemaw is sleeping again :/
e_bloc: why is grandma always asleep
Erudite_Cynic: kid is crap at hide and seek
ContingentCat: old
aussie_rob_w: Who’s that? She looks familiar...
LathosTiran: yeah "they've raided the apartment by now" i think
EvilBadman: jumpscare!
noSmokeFire: "special agent" maybe
Amentur: Kerry Bishé is the name
noSmokeFire: "wine"
TheMerricat: wow child of truth
e_bloc: hard same
ContingentCat: uhh
TheMerricat: come home soon, ok
METB0L: ????
LathosTiran: "look at all those chickens!"
ritchards: So... Alba died, right?
FrostyTheSnowGoon: Mama needs to get crunk
aussie_rob_w: Kerry Bishé! From the final season of Scrubs.
Sarah_Serinde: Something about leaving?
ritchards: just birth?
Rockario: Now we can see the entire sword
METB0L: starO
e_bloc: pulled out call was 4 15
DaMullet14: so her name is Ava Martin?
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Azralorne: Ohai it's a Cori HI CORI this is super weird
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ContingentCat: yeah digestive system
LathosTiran: notes
e_bloc: ShowLove100 ShowLove100 ShowLove100 ShowLove100 ShowLove100 thanks really enjoyed that
METB0L: wetlettuce is best lettuce
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Hit the butt.
Diabore: !badadvice
LRRbot: Give the demon sphere to Dale.
RockPusher: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: bees?
LathosTiran: !qdb
LRRbot: Quote database:
Diabore: !finquote butt
Diabore: !findquote butt
LRRbot: Quote #1797: "No, I don't want to put my butt on her! I mean right now!" —Jamie [2016-02-13]
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 08:00 AM PST (42d, 16:05 from now)
EvilBadman: Oh god why would you do this
chacha21: What is the command for the calendar?
Juliamon: !schedule
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chacha21: Thanks guys
noSmokeFire: it's you!
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Adam! Hi again Cori :D
wildpeaks: oh hi
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN tiltyhEXTREME
ContingentCat: Hi Adam
EvilBadman: A+ gungeon shirt
chacha21: Hi Adam
Diabore: wait when did betrayal get cancelled?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh good, what a normal jumping off point
noSmokeFire: eat corpses to gain their power
Rhynerd: Nethack time?
ContingentCat: @Diabore Cam and G both weren't feeling well
Sarah_Serinde: Diabore Earlier today, a couple people aren't feeling well
ushiikun: Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup?
Diabore: sadness
noSmokeFire: I am legit shocked that no one has tried to force this game on you, Adam
DiscordianTokkan: Eating Corpses gives you magical powers, as in real life
wildpeaks: ohh
mtvcdm: You can do basically whatever you want in Nethack. Tell Dale.
niccus: diablo 1 was a lot more roguelike-y, yeah
RockPusher: run Adam through some YASDs, he'll be on board :D
DiscordianTokkan: IIRC, Numlock needs to be toggled to run while using the keypad
ContingentCat: how old?
DiscordianTokkan: I haven't played the server version before
kusinohki: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:51:19.
TheMerricat: @contingentcat it was old when I played in college, in the 90's
DiscordianTokkan: @ContingentCat The First Nethack version is 1987.
Orgmastron: THAC0! D:
kerbalized_: reminds me of dwarf fortress visuals
ContingentCat: @TheMerricat wow an antique lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: slytqLurk
kusinohki: hi cori! hi adam! is this preempting long game?
sir_jack_DB: no long game
DiscordianTokkan: Ponies can grow into Horses, because reasons
ContingentCat: @kusinohki no long game, long talking sim instead
LathosTiran: @kusinohki illnesses, no long game
TheMerricat: @kusinohki Cam and Graham not feeling well
Sarah_Serinde: Play it Forward is also starting earlier
ushiikun: 18/01 that's OG DnD
AwkwardBirb: but can you pet the dog?
kusinohki: best wishes to graham and cam! get well soon!
DiscordianTokkan: Dogs are good for shoplifting, but killsteal
RAICx: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:54:08.
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DiscordianTokkan: K to kick!
DiscordianTokkan: Dagger to force locks, because you don't want to lose your sword
ContingentCat: try to kick it
TheMerricat: kick breaks potions
Rockario: Is everything potentially cursed, unless confirmed uncursed
noSmokeFire: yeah
noSmokeFire: I want to say literally any object can be cursed
ContingentCat: @Rockario just like in real life
noSmokeFire: you can write on things
niccus: i think you can safely zoom in the text a bit
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RainbowPhoenix06: Adam on Talking Sim? Yes Please!!!!
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Erudite_Cynic: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge
ContingentCat: hm this sounds like my jam, and my dumb computer shouldn't have problems with it
TheMerricat: it's not context sensitive, you have to pick the right berb
DiscordianTokkan: Dip cursed items in fountains to Maybe uncurse them. Or summon swarms of snakes. Or demons! You know, like you do
Rockario: Can you both write ON things and write WITH things?
noSmokeFire: yes!
niccus: oh shoot right today's new moon
Nigouki: are you now a wizard?
DiscordianTokkan: You don't need to wield wands to zap them
Meltalar: Adam, brother, have a great day, you awesome human being. I love you. anyways I am going to bed. chat behave! see you all around
noSmokeFire: Meltalar's gone! everybody riot!
DiscordianTokkan: I could get into tricks to identify wands but... it's convoluted
LathosTiran: over 70 command verbs
Kramburger: Does the game use... the rest of the screen at all?
e_bloc: did your strength increase
e_bloc: nm
TheMerricat: can you imagine a context sensitive version of net hack?
Spacecarl: if it doesnt use the rest of the screen are we able to get a zoomed in view?
Kramburger: >Enhance
CyberAsp: Huh, wasn't expecting classic roguelikes
kusinohki: I dabbled with net hack several years ago, but it had graphics (blasphemy?)
Rockario: As I learn more and more I realise I have played this game, but conglomerated across various text-based adventures
sir_jack_DB: I binged on roguelikes for awhile because a lot of them were free and I was a child
seth_erickson: Adam's darkest dungeon days have taught him to never read
Kramburger: It's a Tarp... over a Trap
mtvcdm: LRRBot, where do we go from here?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1126: "Whose FAULT is Alex?" —Graham [2015-11-17]
DiscordianTokkan: Is there a way to increase the resolution in the server version?
Nigouki: goblin' goblin
LathosTiran: adam you know your "man in a jar"? that would fit into the nethack universe
ushiikun: Cori, have you ever tried Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup?
CyberAsp: I've been a big fan of Brogue
snowcookies: !goodadvice
LRRbot: Don't listen to some bot in Twitch chat...
LathosTiran: good the food is uncursed
SquareDotCube: I feel like the dog is going to regret that
noSmokeFire: goblins are high in iron
Kramburger: Yeah game, using a dagger IS basic
EvilBadman: cori, mind blowing the game up a lil? Hard to see on a tv across the room. ;)
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun ^^^
34Witches: Dog eat dog world, huh
Kramburger: Gog pls
Nigouki: do you have a very THICC dog by now?
Erudite_Cynic: so will we also be looking at something like Vulture or a tileset? or are we sticking to basics?
AlterForm: hungri boi
DiscordianTokkan: I play with pets off, because that's MY food!
Amentur: Thank you
Spacecarl: Thanks!
aiamethyst: I thought this was ADOM for a bit, my second favoriate game ever. This looks very similar though
Nosser2: that's great, thank you
Kramburger: Cursors, or Curses?
EvilBadman: aces thanks <3
kusinohki: thank you!
Rockario: Fountains seem like they'd be for dipping
DiscordianTokkan: Fountains: Drink, or Dip cursed things. Bad things can happen... a lot
Pteraspidomorphi: But everyone says comestibles
seth_erickson: the Raven still quoths
Styxseus: ooo, I have a new shinier twitch now, somehow.. How are things? What is this?
LathosTiran: nethack
mtvcdm: It makes you feel better, and more might happen.
Kramburger: Call the yellow potion Deez Nuts
splatty1: so how varied can potion effects be in this?
Lord_Hosk: the forking branch
EvilBadman: Very varied
mtvcdm: Just because something heals you here doesn't mean it *only* heals you.
DiscordianTokkan: The Gnomish Mines, aka Foodville
Pteraspidomorphi: Wait did the twitch redesign break the nifty chat monitor? Do I need to fix my fork before desert bus?
mtvcdm: Gnome tripe, Yum.
Kramburger: Tripe is offal
noSmokeFire: tripe = intestines
DiscordianTokkan: Tripe = Intestines
noSmokeFire: trout = fish
34Witches: It's stomach, I think?
DiscordianTokkan: ctrl-p for history?
DiscordianTokkan: I think?
Kramburger: What do you think Haggis is Savidan?
aWabbajack: it's that white spongy thing you see at the butcher/meat section
BusTed: "They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe!"
DiscordianTokkan: Ctrl-P for scrolling the message log back
mtvcdm: Mexican food uses tripe a lot too.
DaMullet14: kicking doors works every time, unless you hurt your leg
noSmokeFire: "are you dead?" "No, I'm kicking the door"
Pteraspidomorphi: Edibles
Alness49: Where is our d?
nastu_prime: hello beautiful people
kusinohki: "at least you're not dead"
mtvcdm: You know what menudo is? Tripe soup.
noSmokeFire: imagine a world where edible marijuana was called comestibles
MaladyDark: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:14 PM
Kramburger: A Comestable is a Combustible Festival
Kramburger: So Fyre fest
FlannelShirtEnthusist: Oh did WoW not happen?
ushiikun: It's a apple, pay 2, and you can gain 3 life
Traion: Hey Chat a) What is this? and b) Why is Adam simulating talking?
DaMullet14: Traion Nethack, and because he wanted to see Nethack
Kramburger: Don't talk to me or my dog ever again
mtvcdm: This is Nethack
DaMullet14: Nethack is the game everyone who talks about Roguelikes is actually thinking of, because most people didn't actually play Rogue
ushiikun: can we blow the whistle?
Kramburger: Lichen don't rot until you destroy their phylactery
Kramburger: Are we a vampire now?
Vyous: What happened to the dog?
ContingentCat: tasty cram?
DaMullet14: We appear to be hongry
LathosTiran: @vy it couldnt figure out stairs
Vyous: Ah, gotcha @lathostiran
Greggleswong: HeyGuys
Kramburger: Couldn't tell it was rotten. Apparently we have congested sinuses
PlusDY: what's the dog's name
Kramburger: Can we Rocks fall, Everybody Dies?
Juliamon: I've definitely started to eat bread that was moldy because I didn't notice. Mild rot may be the same?
Erudite_Cynic: pits
Erudite_Cynic: flame columns
DiscordianTokkan: As you get deeper, you can hit landmines that hurt your legs (AND drop you into a pit)
ushiikun: snek egg?
Erudite_Cynic: choke on apple and die
ContingentCat: noo, no step on snek
Erudite_Cynic: so many ways to die
Kramburger: >Eat Arrows
mtvcdm: I have a fortune cookie. It will tell us the way forward. [opens fortune cookie]
EvilBadman: It warns you
mtvcdm: The fortune cookie says "Find release from your cures; have a good time."
Greggleswong: Is this 3.6.2?
RockPusher: not if you don't need to breathe
noSmokeFire: small boulder
EvilBadman: "this is though to keep down, keep eating? [y/n]"
Rockario: One of the features I commonly find in some Nethack-mimicking games is that they are "supposed to lose"
StephenJM81: is this the new monster hunter?
ushiikun: Has there been a "Twitch Plays" for NetHack
ContingentCat: @mtvcdm wow surprisingly on topic
Rockario: Like a Sierra game where you actually want to find all the "endings"
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Omthebox: Gross Issurru subs DansGame
Kramburger: Never heal in the green, classic Videogame rule
Armyguy0: >sees nethack as the game being played
Greggleswong: So has Talking Simulator turned into Adam's Roguelike Commentary
Armyguy0: nice~
Issurru: look at you @Omthebox so many more months than me, what a nerd OpieOP
DiscordianTokkan: Throw that tripe!
Omthebox: Oh no he got me NotLikeThis
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Use the stealth kayak.
ushiikun: Eat the kitten?
ContingentCat: give?
noSmokeFire: chuck it at it!
CapnRobert: t?
StephenJM81: swing your sword at the cat?
LathosTiran: carry it in your mouth?
DiscordianTokkan: t to throw
niccus: looking at it, in general it's difficult to die by trying to eat
Greggleswong: clone the git repo and find out ;)
DiscordianTokkan: t, then * to see full inventory
Nigouki: y to yeet?
34Witches: Qud <3
niccus: choking is mostly a limiter so that you can't just bypass food rotting by eating everything
mtvcdm: Graphically this game is almost literally nothing.
control_rig: Hello chat! Sooooo... what's up? Betrayal was cancelled, I assume.
wildpeaks: could be interesting to see the new one that has a more graphical UI
mtvcdm: You have to put the work in yourself to get anything out of it. But people have plainly been willing to put in that work.
Juliamon: control_rig That's correct.
control_rig: @Juliamon Hope it's nothing serious
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Juliamon: afaik it's not serious, no
DiscordianTokkan: Pro tip: Write in the dust with your fingertips first with "Test", because some wands change the text, or remove it
mjgoins: by reading the spoilers :)
RockPusher: If they can't see it, they don't respect it
ushiikun: Isn't Elbereth an equipment in the new MTG set?
ContingentCat: !card Elbereth
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Pteraspidomorphi: Elboreth like in Heaven's Vault?
Rockario: Heaven's Vault, that's where I heard that name
noSmokeFire: Elbereth like Lord of the Rings
DoctorOfBeard: Elbereth like from LotR
kusinohki: was elbereth a place in heaven's vault? (we're taking the bots to elbereth)
34Witches: ElbOreth was a place in Heaven's Vault
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah if I hear Elbereth I immediately think LotR
CyberAsp: They post a lot of the talks online, I like to watch the procedural generation ones
Phothrism: lmao lepricon
gamercat88: take his pot of gold
Kramburger: If you hit it will money fall out?
mtvcdm: Eat leprechaun
orionsrise1: No TTSF?
ushiikun: I was thinking Embereth Shieldbreaker from the new set.
Nigouki: murder, the best option
noSmokeFire: does eating a leprechaun make you lucky?
mtvcdm: Are your beats so big, you're stepping on the leprechaun?
Kramburger: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
gamercat88: just witnessed a murder
BusTed: gottem
Sarah_Serinde: orionsrise1 It was supposed to be Long Game but a couple people aren't feeling well
noSmokeFire: eat! the! leprechaun!
ContingentCat: @orionsrise1 nope, long talking sim and early Play it forward
RockPusher: benginLucky lrrSACK
Rockario: I like the phrasing of "Welcome to XP level #"
Kramburger: Okay, the Luck of the Savidan > The Luck of the Irish
control_rig: lrrGREED lrrSACK
orionsrise1: okie thanks chat
Alephred: They're always after your lucky charms!
LathosTiran: its THE URN!
mjgoins: is skirmisher a barbarian?
kusinohki: possibly because you're so speedy?
mtvcdm: That feeling when you try to die in Nethack and instead bust out the pro strats by accident.
e_bloc: ?????
DoctorOfBeard: stone to flesh scroll?
control_rig: Yes. Stone to Flesh scroll.
thefileclerk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:24:20.
control_rig: Cori! Don't say that
ushiikun: And Humble
tehcrashxor: Cori *is* the best
RainbowPhoenix06: did we finish Telling Lies?
noSmokeFire: hit people with it
DiscordianTokkan: W now w, because reasons
34Witches: I guess it's like a really crappy flail?
splatty1: didn't a scroll make it glow?
CyberAsp: You used a scroll
EvilBadman: We read a scroll and it glowed blue
silvalunae: oOo
control_rig: \o/
wildpeaks: as a huge baby myself, I appreciate when permadeath games have the option not to when you merely mess up a tiny thing and don't feel like restarting from scratch
Phothrism: "an uncursed shield" - that's awefully specific
mtvcdm: At this point you might as well just go for it and make this The Run.
noSmokeFire: gird thyself
34Witches: "dressing maneuver"
ox42: mcdmTaarna Others playing nethack???
mtvcdm: Cori's the Nethack Whisperer.
control_rig: @Phothrism I totally want to throw in a random shield in a D&D game that has the words "totally not cursed" crudely painted on it.
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh... Courtly conversation! Throne Roooom! Sit on that Throoooone!
Phothrism: @control_rig haha yes
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
wildpeaks: what is the Torchless Bloodmoon of nethack ?
Feltic: mcdmGo mcdmBravely mcdmWith seabatBRAIN
ContingentCat: clearly Cori's a witch
control_rig: This seems like a trap
control_rig: Absolutely
mtvcdm: Watch as Cori gets out of this one too.
ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
34Witches: $$$
Rockario: If you have the key, is it really stealing
DiscordianTokkan: When you identify keys, they're Skeleton keys. :D
mtvcdm: lrrSACK
Nigouki: Adam is too used to needing 53 different keys from horror games
Alness49: She can't keep getting away with this!
noSmokeFire: adam, there's no CAD to Zork conversion
kusinohki: @control_rig this sword has a name! "perfectly ordinary sword"
teavian: #chat
Phothrism: sup king
control_rig: 1997.71$ per coin
Traion: 50gp are a pound by D&D rules
LathosTiran: did you stumble on a diplomatic meeting?
Rockario: what would be represented by an 'n'? Can we make a honk?
control_rig: It's roughly 2000$ CAD per coin, so... yeah
gamercat88: just like real life
Phothrism: oh no hunger mechanic
Countzeroor: You win by getting to the bottom of the dungeon and getting the Amulet of Yendor, and making it all the way back up.
control_rig: Nice
control_rig: Hahaha
ushiikun: if each coin is a single oz, it is $US 30K
Box_of_Hats: We're playing Nethack? Is it my birthday?
Fluffy776: Boo
splatty1: turns out this game was made by NEEEERDS Kappa
starlitdiscord: haha
ushiikun: Like 40K CAD
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Don't be a James.
mtvcdm: !patreon
kusinohki: is the + sign a door?
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Phothrism: D:
Phothrism: not a cat
Phothrism: oh wow
ContingentCat: katesLurk !?!
jubale1: oldschool, wow
control_rig: You OWNED that cat
noSmokeFire: is killing any cat bad karma, or just ones you own?
starlitdiscord: we have a KITTY?
kusinohki: cori is an invincible god *get bit by kitten*
CyberAsp: What... happened to your dog?
control_rig: Not enough fighting
gamercat88: kale, kale is why
ContingentCat: nobody really owns a cat, you just form an aligience with the cat
ushiikun: You hit the little dog?
cheshire_creeper: James just dont get it
starlitdiscord: nooo
control_rig: Gained CON from walking, lost STR from no fighting?
DiscordianTokkan: It random. But if you open and close doors a lot, and they resist, you can train your strength up
Keriew: Wearing a random amulet? That's really brave.
mtvcdm: And now an amulet because sure, give Cori everything
snowcookies: Adam is on the stream
niccus: nethack does have an exercise mechanic
noSmokeFire: wear? where?
DiscordianTokkan: Con = Keeping not hungry, Dex = Kicking
RealGamerCow: I'm so used to Stone Soup this is messing with my head
jubale1: in what world is Dex=Kicking?
gamercat88: !next
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starlitdiscord: wait... where did kitty go
CyberAsp: Dexterity is how good your feet are
noSmokeFire: I thought roth were cows?
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mtvcdm: Wand
DiscordianTokkan: Rothe = Cow
jubale1: @LoadingReadyRun what's on the left side of the window?
ContingentCat: Does anyone ever really understand why cats do what they do?
mtvcdm: Use wand on everything
noSmokeFire: "They resemble musk oxen or like an imposing woolly ox/bull. They aren't rodents." "They have many attacks and often appear in packs, somewhat similar to soldier ants."
noSmokeFire: "Fortunately, rothes are larger and move slower than ants"
jubale1: @LoadingReadyRun any chance you can move it right?
noSmokeFire: "Rothes respect Elbereth."
LathosTiran: @jubale1 i think its artifacts from the screen capture
Tiber727: Wait, why is the title "Telling Lies?"
noSmokeFire: we were playing Telling Lies earlier
LathosTiran: @Tiber727 earlier agme title
jubale1: #dig
EvilBadman: It's like Darkest Dungeon where if you don't heed the warnings you will die
Phothrism: hangry
Juliamon: Now the title itself is... telling lies.
RealGamerCow: dying of hunger is not uncommon in these games
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Health regen wasn't really a thing years ago... game feels like it shouldn't have it.
control_rig: 200$
wildpeaks: dead giant rat
jubale1: rat had pancakes
Phothrism: is there a lot of... tactics in this game?
ritchards: !point
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control_rig: Rat Pancake
ushiikun: Pancakes? I never find that when I'm exploring a dungeon
Phothrism: not sure what the decision making here is
Sarah_Serinde: Mummy's making breakfast
ContingentCat: tasty cave pancakes surrounded by dead rats
RealGamerCow: Phothrism later on, very much.
splatty1: oh no, we murderhoboed into the pixar rat chef movie Kappa
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Rat pancakes objectively worse than pocket bacon.
Phothrism: I see
Chartle: i gotta say the twitch redesign is kind of butt
bowsin_durrows: Agreed.
Keriew: [T]ake off.
jubale1: I can't believe an actual oldschool roguelike is being played.
DiscordianTokkan: T for Take off
Rockario: Doff?
mtvcdm: You finish your dressing maneuver.
iammorthos: !next
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DiscordianTokkan: You're burdened because of the two armours, yeah
DiscordianTokkan: Once you drop one of them it should be fine
ContingentCat: "dressing manoeuvre" is a great phrase
TehAmelie: hm this is a strange Dwarf Fortress mod
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! A Zoo is on this level!
RealGamerCow: Has Cori shown him the tileset?
j0xer: graphical dwarf fortress coming soon
silvalunae: but you play dark souls o.o
jubale1: market? this is freeware
kusinohki: Atari 2600 day for talking sim :P
EvilBadman: This had been around since '87
MennoKnight42: by and large, we appreciate being told things instead of having to guess
ContingentCat: fancy games with graphics, ooo
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MilkInBag: is this better than no man's sky
mtvcdm: Yeah, this run just actually looks good now.
ushiikun: Like DCSS and CDDA
Tiber727: With all the games Adam calls Roguelikes, I wondered how he'd react to an *actual* Roguelike.
EvilBadman: Market as in the economy of TIME
CyberAsp: I play a lot of Brogue and Brogue is a weird one because it has lighting and textures and stuff and looks very visually nice despite being all text
ContingentCat: an audience you mean
silvalunae: demographic
MennoKnight42: dwarf fortress?
CranstonSnord: NetHack 2: Electric Boogaloo
MilkInBag: I paid $400 on dwarf fortress
ushiikun: DF is a good one
Tiber727: Tangledeep is a paid Roguelike.
CyberAsp: Cogmind!
DiscordianTokkan: They DID make a New Nethack, it was Diablo 1, lol
jubale1: Vagante is a nice modern roguelike.
PlusDY: cataclysm?
KodeMage: there are texture packs for this that make it much more playable
bowsin_durrows: People sell dnd and people buy it. Kappa
j0xer: rimworld is 'new' dwarffortresss
cheshire_creeper: James is like a guy who has only watched Wrestling his entire life now watching like, Poker.
RealGamerCow: dwarf fortress is a whole other monster
cheshire_creeper: "PEOPLE PLAY THIS?"
Mysticman89: oh hey its this thing I've heard of.
kerbalized_: wait why did you pay for DF?
CranstonSnord: lol
CapnRobert: dwarf fortress adventure mode is great, also there isnt a way to spend money on dwarf fortress?
cheshire_creeper: Sorry
MilkInBag: seabatYIKES
Mysticman89: come now, thats not james, her name is cori.
LathosTiran: paying for dwarf fortress is like paying for LRR
Rhynerd: Should I mention Dungeon of Dredmor?
PlusDY: the dwarf fortress devs accept donations
MilkInBag: but you don't even wrestle
CapnRobert: theres no real money transactions in dwarf fortress
Issurru: maybe thats why they said James Kappa
LathosTiran: technicly not needed but it gets you more of what you want
cheshire_creeper: Sorry about that I forgot who you were, Graham :0 )
Tiber727: It's funny though, because, while I enjoy Roguelikes and Roguelites, I liked Roguelites less in some ways because metaprogression is awful.
SharkHero08: 'how can you do a wrestling podcast if you havent wrestled" SeriousSloth
kerbalized_: tbf, RimWorld is great is DF gui makes you go crazy
EvilBadman: Eating the dog mighta pissed off your god :x
j0xer: genocided a monster...
Fugi: His name is The Boshy please respect it
ContingentCat: I think you mean You USED to make a wrestling podcast ( Kappa )
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, yeah. Cannibalism and eating domesticated animals make EVERYONE aggro to you
MilkInBag: Fugi, is deckmaster up-to-date Kappa
Kramburger: 'Picked'
CyberAsp: I've never really played much nethack, but I play a lot of roguelikes, so it's cool seeing the roots of all that here
mtvcdm: As it turns out Cori is good at videogames
ContingentCat: Game of skill
The_Voices: btw, what happened to change it from being the long game tonight?
Mysticman89: reminds me of a game I played back in the windows 3.1 days.
Kramburger: So is this technically turn based?
MilkInBag: what if it's a Potion of Jar Trapping
Erudite_Cynic: then why do you say you are never lucky Adam? Kappa
Juliamon: The_Voices illness
ContingentCat: both!
Kramburger: Come with meeeee, and you'll seeeeee
cuttlefishman: This still labeled as Talking Sim?
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The_Voices: oh no, i hope the get better!
PlusDY: this stream has reminded me that I need to play cataclysm dda again
Juliamon: cuttlefishman It IS Talking Sim
cuttlefishman: Labeled as Talking sim for Telling Lies
kusinohki: burp to get back down like willy Wonka?
j0xer: its no sunnyD
Juliamon: The title is telling lies.
mtvcdm: This is the purple stuff
cuttlefishman: Also, wasn't aware Adam did talking sim these days
ushiikun: let's rub it!
Feltic: And wishes are super powerful
Juliamon: Adam is here specifically for this game, and he also was on for the Darkest Dungeon TS!
cuttlefishman: Adam, do you see the monster runner influence in this game?
mtvcdm: If you'd have gotten a genie...
CapnRobert: also there are a bunch of great full conversion dwarf fortress mods out there
ContingentCat: and the Genie can look however you want because it's all in your imagination
cuttlefishman: *monster hunter
MilkInBag: this is way better than Diablo 3
Mysticman89: why is lamp "M"? la"M"p sure, but m is not the letter I'd choose.
Kramburger: Isn't freeing a Genie from a lamp like freeing someone from a jar?
frage069: I love that Adam is on talking Sim. I love his perspectives on things
Synxfern: is the lets nope today? and did I miss it?
Tiber727: This is what a lot of Roguelites are missing - the feeling that everything can be interacted with and used in the ways you would expect, and more.
Phosphatide: so is adam gonna be on talking sim from now on whenever we play a dungeon crawler, because i’m all for that plan
Juliamon: Synxfern That was two days ago.
Synxfern: Oh i thought it was thuirsdays... :/
CyberAsp: You'll run out of food if you wait too long
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, is that a tin? Tinned food sometimes has spinach in it
noSmokeFire: you need to go through an entirely different set of floors
DoctorOfBeard: and you will run out of food
WizardZedd: And it'll use up food
MilkInBag: what is a rothe
Juliamon: !schedule
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cuttlefishman: What is a rothe
noSmokeFire: @MilkInBag an ox
CapnRobert: @Tiber727 yeah I agree, thats why I still occasionally fire up dwarf fortress adventure mode still
DiscordianTokkan: @cuttlefishman Kinda like an ox
Synxfern: oh neat!
RealGamerCow: A rothe is kind of like a yak
ushiikun: it looks like a giant yak
LathosTiran: a fitional herd animal. think a big cow
cheshire_creeper: CORRY'S DA CHAMP!
MilkInBag: what's a yak
cuttlefishman: Is this some... rothe memorization?
MilkInBag: a big boat?
cuttlefishman: Asking for a friend
CyberAsp: Use your wand!
Darleysam: sort of like a small rothe
jubale1: Go Z, you can get @ !
LathosTiran: throw all the gold at it
MilkInBag: @Darleysam thank you
mtvcdm: Throw pancake. Do a New Day.
Darleysam: couldn't not @MilkInBag
kusinohki: "throw baby"
mtvcdm: HOW
ContingentCat: YES
splatty1: so this seem to try to replicate the potential opportunity space of tabletop rpgs in a very mechanical way?
DaMullet14: time to play Eat! That! Corpse!
MilkInBag: can you throw yourself
jubale1: ettins should not be edible
mtvcdm: How did you kill it
noSmokeFire: nomnomnom
AwkwardBirb: @jubale1 anything's edible if you try hard enough.
ContingentCat: because Cori is a witch
Phosphatide: cori eats the whole corpse
AwkwardBirb: doesn't make it a good idea though
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MilkInBag: I'm beatrice
Mysticman89: is that a raven
ContingentCat: ???
control_rig: HAHAHAHAH
DiscordianTokkan: Beatrice is the Mummy
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cheshire_creeper: BEATRICE IS BEST ORC
cuttlefishman: Why did you hit beatrice
cuttlefishman: you monster
DiscordianTokkan: Instead of a ghost, it left a mummy. :D
bowsin_durrows: Who's beatrice, who isn't beatrice?
SketchyDetails: NETHACK? What is this? I am so excited.
noSmokeFire: are you my mummy?
EvilBadman: DYWYPI?
TheAinMAP: katesRip
MilkInBag: UNCURSED cram ration?
starlitdiscord: ahahaha
jubale1: darkGg
RockPusher: killed by Beatrice
AwkwardBirb: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: NetHack
noSmokeFire: Go Team Beatrice!
mtvcdm: An uncursed pancake.
DiscordianTokkan: Destroy Armour. It bad
WizardZedd: destroy armor
MilkInBag: why can everything be cursed
CapnRobert: does nethack have a more in depth combat log?
EvilBadman: Cursed armors can not be removed
Rockario: the text wrapps arouns, it's "monster"
kusinohki: it doesn't tell you what the cursed key does?
frage069: destroy armor?
Vyous: Destroy armor
Fugi: was not fighting beatrice ever an option though?
MilkInBag: Dungeons of Doom
MilkInBag: aptly named
Tiber727: @MilkInBag Because everything in this game carries risk, and it's up to you to mitigate that risk.
tergonis: including an Ettin Zombie
Mysticman89: some of them are like newts though
Aarek: Thats four tens!
theneatestburrito: How many of those things did we eat though?
noSmokeFire: and that's terrible
RealGamerCow: Player ghosts can be fucking terrifying.
Fugi: Oh no, your zombie is going to be so strong
DarkNacht: Most hunters and farmers have killed way more than 40 things
MerrimanLyon: I loved NetHack
WizardZedd: Nethack is kinda what happens when the devs make a roguelike, and just keep adding mechanics and systems to it for decades ;x
Fugi: there's no way you can kill that zombie
Erudite_Cynic: there are sexy HD mods for this
starlitdiscord: :o
DiscordianTokkan: Everything on a Ghost's/ Mummy's body is CURSED also, it's great
RealGamerCow: Adam, if you're interested, I suggest Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, there's a good wiki, a tileset, and some good strats
j0xer: how come no one told me about this 20 years ago?
Phosphatide: tomorrow, adam plays nethack on his homestream seabatTROG
j0xer: lul
thekinglycommander: @WizardZedd That's basically NetHack, yeah
MerrimanLyon: I liked cheat mode and giving myself a purple worm as a pet
Erudite_Cynic: the Big one is Vulture
DaMullet14: HD nethack mods are cheat
thekinglycommander: You guys should play Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup!
Tiber727: Adam, if you want an easy Roguelike to get into, look at Brogue.
ushiikun: Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup is really good
thekinglycommander: It's basically NetHack but with all the bad stuff stripped out
noSmokeFire: SO MANY NERDS would talk about it
kusinohki: get that ascii in HD!
CyberAsp: Brogue is super streamlined
CyberAsp: I love it
WizardZedd: Brogue is great. It's a roguelike with an emphasis on puzzle solving, kinda.
thekinglycommander: Brogue is also very good
CyberAsp: It has a button to explore until you find something
MilkInBag: nerds
MilkInBag: nerds think about it
thekinglycommander: Also a much tighter experience than NetHack or Dungeon Crawl, which can both take several hours
AwkwardBirb: This game also still gets updates.
thekinglycommander: A game of Brogue can be over in like 40 minutes
RockPusher: The Developers Think of Everything, Adam
DarkNacht: This is how old game use to be
RealGamerCow: There's a lot of AI in the monsters too, the spellcasters will poke out of corners, shoot you, and hide again.
RealGamerCow: i mean, a lot, relativelyt.
dr0ne00000: sweet!
SketchyDetails: Theres still stuff in the game that you can have a little daemon pop up to let your know you've got a new email
MerrimanLyon: True facts
MilkInBag: *everything* is possible
DaMullet14: This is where video games /came from/
noSmokeFire: nethack has quantum mechanics. that is, mechanics who can teleport and give you boxes with alive/dead cats
CapnRobert: dwarf fortress
CapnRobert: the sim levels are so deep
jubale1: Try Vagante. It's a platformer action game that's got a lot borrowed from nethack.
thekinglycommander: Just don't forget to engrave Elbereth literally any time you're in trouble, lol
MerrimanLyon: I forgot about the quantum mechanics!
RockPusher: Dwarf Fortress is hilarious for the stories the sims systems let happen
CyberAsp: Dwarf fortress has materials science properties for all its metals that affect how good they are at tasks
MilkInBag: graphics are a burden on games
InquisitorGaia: Hellmoo
SketchyDetails: Cori: Did you show him Engraving?
DiscordianTokkan: 32 years of development time
noSmokeFire: she did
RealGamerCow: Next week, go through the world-building setup of a dwarf fortress game, and read the world events.
SketchyDetails: Elbereth
thekinglycommander: Also, literally anything with cockatrices
DarkNacht: I don't think I've heard anyone call Nethack "not a mess" before
EvilBadman: Reading a cursed scroll of genocide summons those monsters
thekinglycommander: Remember to wear gloves!
Rhynerd: Be a dragon or own a sweet katana? Choose wisely.
EvilBadman: so you name a creature that can't walk on land
Fluffy776: I got to make a basic text adventure in my CS program and that was neat but I wish we'd gotten to make a rogue clone. Le sigh
RockPusher: Genocide all creatures of a type - including the one you are
SketchyDetails: ElberethElberethElbereth
ContingentCat: @SketchyDetails she mentioned Elbereth
InquisitorGaia: srsly yall played hellmoo?
Mysticman89: so what, will adam be next seen playing nethack on his home stream?
AwkwardBirb: @Rhynerd *windmillslam Dragon*
SketchyDetails: I missed so much D:
CyberAsp: You can look up a list of materials in dwarf fortress by shear modulus to see what to make your swords out of
MilkInBag: contemplative silence
DoctorOfBeard: and then pick steel
CapnRobert: dwarf fortress adventure mode is that with a deeper sim and in a fantasy setting
j0xer: when certain things are simplified you get pretty detailed with what you can do with your limited options
EvilBadman: play it Forward ;)
thekinglycommander: Seriously, look up the spoilers for cockatices sometime
Juliamon: *Play it Forward, no Long Game
AwkwardBirb: I can own a sweet katana in real life. I can't be a dragon irl.
MilkInBag: I tried learning dwarf fortress, it was too much
bowsin_durrows: Play it forward, not the long game.
jubale1: 4 player 4 swords?
thekinglycommander: They are literally pages long, it's amazing
Aarek: If you want a game full of references try out Kingdom of Loathing
CyberAsp: Roguelikes are also super fun to make, even just level generation for them
CapnRobert: @MilkInBag if you ever want to try to learn it again look up the lazy newb pack, it has tilesets and makes it way eazier to learn its how I did
DaMullet14: I would love to see you come back to this
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Rhynerd: Thanks for the stewam!
noSmokeFire: o7
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
kerbalized_: !next
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MAPBoardgames: What happened to the Long Game?
jubale1: coming soon to a lrr near you
DiscordianTokkan: I've gotten to the point in Nethack now where I get tired of Fountains and Boulders changing looks every new computer, so I change them in the defaults list. Hahah
DiscordianTokkan: @MAPBoardgames Graham and Cam were feeling ill
Juliamon: MAPBoardgames Two players are under the weather
MAPBoardgames: Good reason to call it off. hope they feel better quickly
Juliamon: It sucks that we have to wait longer, but health always comes first.
DiscordianTokkan: Indeed!
mercano82: !updog
LRRbot: The stream is not live. lrrSPOT
mercano82: Ok, the twitch app is lying then.
MidgardSerpent: yeah, it's not good about showing channels as offline right away
MidgardSerpent: it just ticked over for me
DarkMorford: I think it's got about a 5 minute grace period on either side to account for weird blips.
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
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Penthesilea180: 50 months! Thanks for all the laughter an joy. You are delightful humans :)
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Science_and_Magic: So I skipped out on 4Swords last night cause it got late in Ontario by then. Whereabouts are we now?