Rahserat: Good morning Nsburg!
seth_erickson: You should have a notification telling when and who gifted it.(in the top right/ bell icon)
r10pez10: my favourite EDH card is Oath of Mages
gnome_friend: @Rahserat How's it going, Alex? lrrBEEJ
thedudetrio: Wow that's awesome
TemporallyAwry: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (7m ago).
gnome_friend: !findquote command
LRRbot: Quote #5477: "It's a power move to show up at a commander game with ten Sol Rings on all of your fingers." —Serge [2018-11-02]
loki_lxix: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (8m ago).
Radyin: I hope Nelson put in cards that can disrupt other decks. Too often these games descend into a race to see who can get their broken thing off first.
loki_lxix: so i didn't miss it
Rahserat: @gno,me_friend Everything is peachy. However, I forget to coem up with a skit beforehand. So there :)
justshay99: Did anyone open some throne yet today?
gnome_friend: @justshay99 on Arena
azureHaights: Well, 100 Sol Rings WOULD be the size of a commander deck... afraid it wouldn't be legal though lrrBEEJ
gnome_friend: But not with paper
Juliamon: They're just running a bit late, lrrFINE
seth_erickson: I'll be doing that sweet sweet pre-release tomorrow can't wait
r10pez10: sol ring is restricted in commander!!
JTK45: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (9m ago).
djalternative: I have 2.5 hours until my eldraine prerelease
justshay99: getting a free collectors booster with the box is sergeJustRight
the_one_true_snow: Everything not banned in commander is restricted
gnome_friend: @justshay99 does your LGS do that?
Diabore: good luck @djalternative , open oko and wreck
DiscordianTokkan: I'm kinda tempted to make a Seven Dwarves EDH or Canlander deck, just to see people's reactions
r10pez10: (that's the joke)
chaostreader: Soon?
kais58: Shadowborn apostle? Various rats? 😛
chaostreader: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (10m ago).
justshay99: I believe all LGS are being given collector booster but only a certain amount. they talked about it a bit on TTC
loki_lxix: petitioners of some sort
seth_erickson: Is their a legendary blue red creature that enters as a copy
loki_lxix: Stang is red/green
justshay99: @gnome_friend to give with box purchases- that is
chaostreader: Lazav? I don’t think he enters as a copy but I can’t remember for sure.
gnome_friend: @justshay99 interesting
djalternative: the collectors boosters with box is basically meant only for the pre orders, anything extra is just nice
blackbearda380: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
Halinn: What's the time over in Canada-land?
seth_erickson: otherwise I think'd you'd have to go Brudiclad then you can turn all your tokens into Seven Dwarves
loki_lxix: only blue/red copy card is Dack's familiar or whatever
Juliamon: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:11 PM
theevilslime: how about brudiclad and copying for seven dearves
Juliamon: They're running a little late though.
silvalunae: Am I late? ; ;
gnome_friend: !findquote time
LRRbot: Quote #1301: "Guys we don't have time to play hackysack!" —James [2015-12-17]
Juliamon: Paul came in to say they'd be late
gnome_friend wants to play hackysack
ACExtravaganza: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (12m ago).
loki_lxix: yes you are late but also somehow early
silvalunae: oh ;a; question answered b4 asked
r10pez10: hackysack is difficult
seth_erickson: just play with a soccer ball that's what my family does
gnome_friend: I'm only have people to play it with during the summer
chaostreader: !findquote Late
LRRbot: Quote #6102: "It's never too late to get Norted." —Cori [2019-06-10]
zyzik: lrrHEART
gnome_friend: lrrHEART
Halinn: hcoHeartBurns
chaostreader: @seth_erickson That’s a different game called Keepy-Up in Britain.
loki_lxix: lrrFINE lrrHERE lrrAWW
the_one_true_snow: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
seth_erickson: interesting we don't really have a different name for it
chaostreader: !syr
Halinn: acePray
chaostreader: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
NotCainNorAbel: 1
loki_lxix: PJSalt
gnome_friend: kathle3HEX
Halinn: aceO
gnome_friend: sergeMoly
the_one_true_snow: TheIlluminati
chaostreader: Is !syr no longer a command for some reason?
loki_lxix: lrrFRUMP
gnome_friend: lrrCOW
NotCainNorAbel: seabatHITBOX
DiscordianTokkan: I guess it was a temporary one?
gnome_friend: sergeIntoTheSea
Juliamon: Yeah, I couldn't think of other responses for it
Juliamon: So it's gone for now.
loki_lxix: HolidaySanta
chaostreader: Okay.
gnome_friend: kathle3KNOT
thedudetrio: Sitting here eating sushi waiting for the stream to start
NotCainNorAbel: mmmm sushi
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (16m ago).
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get a crystal for all your bathing suit zone purposes.
loki_lxix: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
Juliamon: Silly commands are fun but having to scroll through all of them to find the one you want to update gets to be a pain if you don't keep them to a reasonable amount.
RassilonDND: what's the holdup on fnpf?
thedudetrio: eh this stuff's not as good as it could be
thedudetrio: it's kind of cheap sushi
Juliamon: They're just running late.
jdogs421: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
corpocracy: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (16m ago).
Juliamon: Paul warned us.
NotCainNorAbel: sometimes that sushi just ups the need for good sushi
loki_lxix: lrrFINE lrrHERE PJSalt lrrFRUMP
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrFINE PrideTake PrideWingR
azureHaights: There is EVERY need to picnic. I brought cheese.
NotCainNorAbel: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: nothing
thedudetrio: @NotCainNorAbel truth
BloodForTheCorelab: PICNIC chat?!
BloodForTheCorelab: i want cheese!
NotCainNorAbel: glad !box is still a thing
gnome_friend: box box box
nurovi: lrrCHKN
chaostreader: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
RockPusher: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
TehAmelie: i brought cheddar and some hard bread :o
DiscordianTokkan: I'd rather them be late and happy, than on time and flustered or rushed.
loki_lxix: all i have for the picnic is salt
Juliamon: eh... I've had some bad sushi before that made me rethink my choices
gnome_friend: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
red_shoes_jeff: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
djalternative: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
thedudetrio: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #6364: "'I don't know why you would ever play a RAM card.' 'I'm going to play a RAM card.'" —Dale and Cori [2019-08-26]
TehAmelie: !line
red_shoes_jeff: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
NotCainNorAbel: @thedudetrio I'm in the central US so nothing is spectacular sushi but some places amuch better than others.
Kramburger: !findquote Commander
LRRbot: Quote #1157: "Cube is not Commander Draft. Cube is Momir Constructed." —Cameron [2015-11-26]
RassilonDND: any idea how long the delay will be?
thedudetrio: @NotCainNorAbel same actually
Juliamon: No exact word.
Juliamon: Not even a rough one. Just "late."
loki_lxix: so tomorrow sometime
Kumakaori: commander players are still goldilocks'ing about thier decks :P.
red_shoes_jeff: !advice
LRRbot: Decrease the maggot count.
gnome_friend: !card flaxen
LRRbot: Flaxen Intruder // Welcome Home | Flaxen Intruder [G] | Creature — Human Berserker [1/2] | Whenever Flaxen Intruder deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. When you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment. // Welcome Home [5GG] | Sorcery — Adventure | Create three 2/2 green Bear creature tokens.
TehAmelie: all American sushi seems spectacular to me. like, the pieces are at least 6 times bigger than what you get over here
Juliamon: LRRbot's thinking sushi too I guess.
Kumakaori: more referencing the recent friday nights, but yes.
thedudetrio: I mean some of it is kind of bland is the thing
r10pez10: USushi
NotCainNorAbel: @thedudetrio We did have a place that had a spider roll that would make native CA say the place was legit. It closed and I haven't found 'my' place for about two years now.
zyzik: First time watching live, anything I need to know?
gnome_friend: @zyzik Welcome to chat!
Juliamon: zyzik Welcome! LRR's running a bit late tonight.
Daring_Apprentice: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (20m ago).
thedudetrio: @NotCainNorAbel Mmm that shounds good
chaostreader: @zyzik Not really.
zyzik: lrrDARK
Juliamon: Just sit back and chill!
loki_lxix: well the we are starting tweet just went out
RockPusher: Soon™
seth_erickson: Enjoy yourself don't feel the need to interact in chat unless you want too
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with FRIDAY NIGHT PAPER FIGHT! | Let’s play some Commander. | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFgsApZU8AAk8v0.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1177739699193958400
ancientspark: @zyzik Chat is always right/wrong/in a superposition of right and wrong
TehAmelie: the only rule of Magic chat is to not offer too pedantic play advice
thedudetrio: #llrandchill
RealGamerCow: Why did the froot froot train song pop in my head?
red_shoes_jeff: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stroke the wurm.
seth_erickson: Chat is always lethal
the_one_true_snow: @juliamon how late
chaostreader: !findquote Chat
LRRbot: Quote #3279: "Chat's always worth it." —Heather [2016-08-22]
Kumakaori: loki, lol and theres the twitter bot :D.
loki_lxix: bolt the bird!
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red_shoes_jeff: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
gnome_friend: Title change
djalternative: title change
Juliamon: the_one_true_snow They should be starting in a moment!
NotCainNorAbel: When do you think LRR will just schedule a stream and never start it and just watch us all chat?
thedudetrio: oh that would be funny
loki_lxix: seems like now
gnome_friend: @NotCainNorAbel Another experiment for Paul to conduct
djalternative: @NotCainNorAbel april 1st 2020
loki_lxix: don't give them ideas!
seth_erickson: It'd be an interesting experiment that's for sure
TheWarbo: and which member will do it?
LloydWallace: I mostly lurk, but that'd be fun to just watch happen
Kumakaori: Abel: moonbase mk 5 anniversary stream: no stream just watch chat :P.
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
DiscordianTokkan: @NotCainNorAbel Like the Ian and Cam Winter Scotch streams?
TehAmelie: they wouldn't dare, they know if they're more than 15 minutes late we can go home
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
noSmokeFire: lrrHORN
Kramburger: lrrDOTS lrrARROW
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL seabatTROG
Juliamon: And which mods would they have to pay to put up with it?
Chaterino: VoHiYo
red_shoes_jeff: "Is someone doing a science in here!?"
justshay99: lrrSIGNAL
nurovi: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
loki_lxix: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
chaostreader: Just say that the cameras aren’t working so the entire stream will be through chat.
Kumakaori: or wait, james already did that stream..... year is going by toooooooo fast
thedudetrio: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
r10pez10: can't believe it's already christmas
trogdoorthedoorinator: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
DiscordianTokkan: It's time for Pumpkin Pie first!
gnome_friend: Can't believe craterhoof behemoth doesn't have haste lrrBEEJ
loki_lxix: it's not
NotCainNorAbel: @DiscordianTokkan I drink during those; not that I'm not drinking now
myrddinthewizard: lrrSIGNAL!!!
zyzik: lrrAWESOME
trogdoorthedoorinator: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
myrddinthewizard: lrrSIGNAL
TehAmelie: lrrSIGMOL
DiscordianTokkan clinks a beer can with @NotCainNorAbel
gnome_friend consumes a cinnamon roll
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrSIGNAL PrideTake PrideWingR
azlan121 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
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NotCainNorAbel gifted a Tier 1 sub to seth_erickson! This is their first Gift Sub in the channel!
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djalternative opens the door
gnome_friend: From Seth to Seth
Reioumu: ayy
gnome_friend: probably better known as SaffronOlive lrrBEEJ
lemmel: lrrSIGNAL
spectregnosis: Hello
JuraaTheDruid subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 11 months!
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Kykiwi: PrideGasp lrrSIGNAL
SnowBuddy18: one more minute, or 5
TheWarbo: should i hear sound right now?
seth_erickson: @NotCainNorAbel Thanks for the gift sub! lrrHEART lrrHEART
r10pez10: !card Panglacial Wurm
LRRbot: Panglacial Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [9/5] | Trample / While you're searching your library, you may cast Panglacial Wurm from your library.
gnome_friend: sergeHi @spectregnosis
red_shoes_jeff subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 20 month streak!
red_shoes_jeff: One more, and I win Blackjack! That's how that works, right?
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DiscordianTokkan: Wait it does WHAT
evolirium: woke up at 1am and kept me awake for an hour for this with feed dump. i guess i am ready ;)
seth_erickson: It's a very cool card
DiscordianTokkan: So, Crack a fetchland, cast a wurm?
r10pez10: # team graham
chaostreader: What Un-set is that from?
gnome_friend: #TeamGraham
seth_erickson: it's not
loki_lxix: that is a 100% legal green card
Kykiwi: real actull card
DiscordianTokkan: Is it a Future Time Spiraly card?
justshay99: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
justshay99: #teamadam
ogundiety: Just joining, what card?
Elfowlgirl46 subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 22 months!
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ogundiety: (curious)
newfur: wait what, what id I miss
seth_erickson: I think it's a coldsnap card
gnome_friend: @ogundiety panglacial wurm
DiscordianTokkan: *checks* Oh! Coldsnap!
newfur: *did
Dog_of_Myth: What card are you talking about? Just got here.
newfur: @gnome_friend Oh right
senshi5609 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months, currently on a 44 month streak!
senshi5609: Just took down a 3pm Pre-Release now I get to watch Commander Night
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SnowBuddy18: !card panglacial wurm
LRRbot: Panglacial Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [9/5] | Trample / While you're searching your library, you may cast Panglacial Wurm from your library.
Trymantha: pangliacal wurm @ogundiety
loki_lxix: coldsnap
ogundiety: @gnome_friend THanks
TehAmelie: it worms its way out of the library
Hqueso subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months, currently on a 67 month streak!
Hqueso: finally on time for one of these!
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Drathak: You still have to cast it with mana lol
Halinn: Naisu
myrddinthewizard: lrrBEEJ lrrSIGNAL
Flyingdelorion: Here we goooo!
RockPusher: Cardy McFightsm'ns
gnome_friend: Fight the paper!
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gnome_friend: !findquote paper
LRRbot: Quote #3558: "Paper: the original flatscreen." —Beej [2016-10-11]
ritchards: Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Kykiwi: Lol adam
Kykiwi: that was great
DiscordianTokkan: It has... INTERESTING teef. https://scryfall.com/card/csp/116/panglacial-wurm SMOrc
RockPusher: Well played Adam
TheWooglie: Adam reveal was nice
loki_lxix: He's HEREEEEEEE
justshay99: wow got me there Adam
whatswanted: Turn one sol ring
Reioumu: ayy
Fluffy776: Oh still have to pay mana for that wurm, derp. Now it's balanced
KingOfDoma: Adam is best
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thalanir: rooHi hello everyone! rooComfy
fox_of_forest: #teamben
TehAmelie: it's Beards! Beards! Beards!
r10pez10: i forget how vast the tokens box is
gnome_friend: sergeHi @thalanir
azureHaights: plz sebscrob
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breadisbest1: nelson has the best story
snowb0und: Engagemnet!
thedudetrio: commander!
DRMagnify: Brb going to comment on vids
aliencheese2: I am engaged
Reioumu: oof rubbin
gnome_friend: !findquote rub
LRRbot: Quote #3947: "Let's just keep rubbing" —Beej [2017-02-06]
Lucaan: Playing the YouTube algorithm
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loki_lxix: ermagerd imma engergmenting
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Loonatic93: "Oh, oh, oh... It's Magic! Ya know..."
Knightclasse: I'm just here to engage
samu_btdp1985 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
samu_btdp1985: yay magic magic magic
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juliee_: I'm literally glued to the screen thats how engaged with the content i am
sir_jack_DB subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
sir_jack_DB: it has been another month.
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djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Hold full control
Dwinick: Ben's beard is looking especially glorious today
TehAmelie: anyone got a link to that video? for. . .a friend
justshay99: how many buttons do you have chat? im at 3
thedudetrio: The bones of trees and the skins of beasts!
loki_lxix: 6
gnome_friend: !findquote bone beast
LRRbot: Quote #4673: "Made from the bones of skins and the trees of beasts" —Beej [2018-02-13]
nurovi: 5
NotCainNorAbel: This is our fault!
r10pez10: me?
Diabore: this is our fault
TheWooglie: Make it so
fox_of_forest: 13
ChaoticObserver: Button is 'Holding Full Control'
circusofkirkus: engagement is a lot of commitment for me Adam
Kykiwi: wooo is this a sick nelson brew?
EncanisMal3k: Is that a box of tokens? Are...all those necessary?!
loki_lxix: i HATE when that happens
Dwinick: If I had a nickel G, if I had a nickel..
djalternative: Is it just me or are their room lights blue-er than normal.
TehAmelie: you can run out of sleeves?
ry54451: Raining Trebuckets
DiscordianTokkan: Alas, Bluesleeves
SnowBuddy18: @EncanisMal3k that is THE box of tokens
jadikun: buckets!!
CatherineThePrettyGreat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 45 months, currently on a 45 month streak!
CatherineThePrettyGreat: Late Night Sub Fight!
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TehAmelie: high risk move by ben and Graham having the same sleeves eh
Kykiwi: "busted" when none really interacted iwth ya board
loki_lxix: you did steal a mimic vat though
LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
Zimmercj: Ben has the perfect mug for him, too bad there isn't a traitor in commander Kappa
Reioumu: I'm editing my Kadena precon too
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LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
gnome_friend: her
gnome_friend: Gavin lists the characters' pronouns
DRMagnify: Love your guys content
chaostreader: Because everyone gave Graham an extra land turn 4. He went from 4 mana to 8.
before_damage: Ben thank you for kykar
loki_lxix: the trick is steal a mimic vat
TehAmelie: i meant Ben. by which i meant Adam. and now i see the sleeves are different shades anyway.
DiscordianTokkan: I'm going to have a TIME watching this and grinding Trust dungeons in FFXIV. My ideal friday night.
milktcg: will yall be able to make it to your prerelease and still do this, what ur timezone?
Spacecarl: yeah the mimic vat was what sealed it
Lucaan: Never say yes to Tempt to Discovery eogMad
Lucaan: Never eogMad
noonies: Never. Take. The Tempting Offer.
Knightclasse: Yeah but to be fair your supposed to say no to that card
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thundervoice_1: yes, another wonderful month of LRR.
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evolirium: ixodron is the meanes card in the deck
justshay99: and not just basics
sing_o_muse: as is tradition
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to DRMagnify!
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ujai321: heck yeah commander
Foxmar320: Hello everyone
LRRbot: Rakdos, the Showstopper [4BR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / When Rakdos, the Showstopper enters the battlefield, flip a coin for each creature that isn't a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.
RockPusher: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
wowlolman3: Selvala FTW!!!!!!
wordmogul subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
wordmogul: Ten months! Woo!
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noSmokeFire: rakdos is known for panicked states
Lucaan: To be fair, Ben building a commander deck probably brings him great joy.
thedudetrio: Seems legit
loki_lxix: should be fine
DRMagnify: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub, you saved me after I donated my prime sub to Adam
loki_lxix: EXACTLY
EncanisMal3k: Let's be honest, Rakdos is super neat.
Drathak: He did have 3 rakdos to choose from
Lucaan: That was so funny
Kykiwi: i am expecting nelson to retk
Evochron13: why not the treefolk deck graham!?
34Witches: ooh, that rakdos!
TheWarbo: Rakdos does...standup?
gnome_friend: !findquote dog
LRRbot: Quote #2954: "You can just dip your nuts in the hot dog water." —Graham [2016-07-13]
noSmokeFire: adam stop I was drinking
thedudetrio: !findquote kill that dog
LRRbot: Quote #4343: "Always kill the Moon Dogs." —Ben [2017-08-09]
LRRbot: Kykar, Wind's Fury [1URW] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / Sacrifice a Spirit: Add {R}.
Kramburger: Rakdos, the Struggling Stand-Up comic
azureHaights: I'm reminded of Wil Wheaton's "breakdown" during one of the W00tstock finales
niccus: rakdos does standup but it's mostly for his own entertainment
kalateth: Rakdos does whatever he wants and everyone better applaude
kimmiekoneko: oh no it a storm
Stevie_T: NBA Jam Bird Hell yeah
r10pez10: selvala!
Diabore: kykar is a pokemon
Azurios: hope you have some vaseline for rakdos
RockPusher: Kykar! rtuesBirb
chaostreader: !quote 6128
LRRbot: Quote #6128: "I said some funny things in the past." —Ian [2019-06-16]
WizOuphe: ITS A BIRD WIZARD!!!!!!
before_damage: Kykar is male
Loonatic93: To be fair, most things that come from the Simic can elicit a "What is THAT?"
noonies: BOOM SHAKA LAKA LAKA
loki_lxix: advice kill the jeskai bird
noSmokeFire: serious question: is panglacial wurm in Nelson's deck?
LRRbot: Selvala, Explorer Returned [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/4] | Parley — {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.
circusofkirkus: THE SHOES
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DiscordianTokkan: 2016... Was that for a Beerfest thing?
eltwitcherino: Good to see you feel better, Graham! When will be the next Long Game since yesterday was cancelled?
chaostreader: Graham, It was probably Watch and Play.
Alness49: ShOeS sHoEs ShOeS
silenceaux: Nelson I beg of you: is the wurm in this deck
TheWarbo: Graham, the QDB says "SCORE on Watch & Play"
loki_lxix: objectivly wrong
Lucaan: 100% optimized confirmed
evolirium: symmetrical is fair as we all know
cabbageboy_: Can't argue with that
kimmiekoneko: 100% wurm confirmed
noSmokeFire: tHE MADMAN is actually DOING IT
silenceaux: You put in the Panglacial Wurm, didn't you.
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
korvys: I hate you, Nelson
SirTrae: Panglacial Wurm hyoe
TheWarbo: Oh is it really in there
TheWarbo: oh no
noonies: How does Nelson feel about The Grand Calcutron receiving functional errata to be Commander-able?
EncanisMal3k: Panglacial Wurm OP
ChaoticObserver: lrrJUDGE
Suffix: We're gonna need the Judge account online
Uppercaseccc: !judge
34Witches: !card Panglacial Wurm
LRRbot: Panglacial Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [9/5] | Trample / While you're searching your library, you may cast Panglacial Wurm from your library.
TheWooglie: He's on FIRE
r10pez10: nelso no
Halinn: Remember, if you've panglacial wurm in the deck, you're not allowed to rearrange it while searching
Knightclasse: You can't change the order of the deck while you search is the answer
Kykiwi: Lol
Kykiwi: the power moce
jadikun: razzle dazzle
Kykiwi: move *
azureHaights: Nelson takes a 2
Paladia_Gorom: Is it humility plus opalescence
loki_lxix: Nelson just T posed the table
cabbageboy_: The cajones on this person
wowlolman3: Nelson being nice feels weird.
WizOuphe: nelson is playing group hug
TehAmelie: one day a Commander game will happen where all players are in the "be so helpful no one wants to attack you" archetype and they'll be stuck in the game until the end of time
epicfail9271: hi guys! first time catching a paper fight live, second stream live since PPR @loadingreadyrun
LRRbot: Cascade Bluffs | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {U/R}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{R}, or {R}{R}.
Knightclasse: Is he though?
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
aliencheese2: hype
Reioumu: powerful magic
TemporallyAwry: It's a real game of commander now.
thedudetrio: Game is over, Ben won
thundershot879: ban sol ring!
dsavillian: card reader for basic forest please
RockPusher: Forest! Nothing can beat that!
RassilonDND: praise the sun! for sol ring
Halinn: Ban mana crypt before sol ring.
ravenknightmtg: good i didnt miss anything
before_damage: @loadingreadyrun Hey Ben, according to the VorthosCast Kykar is male/uses male pronouns.
SnowBuddy18: it's not commader if nobosy has t1 SOl Ring
Lucaan: Basic Forest, just as good as Sol Ring
LRRbot: Cabal Stronghold | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Add {B} for each basic Swamp you control.
noonies: Party100
loki_lxix: wierd flex but okay
circusofkirkus: what
Lucaan: PogChamp
Uppercaseccc: SOL RING
Diabore: oh damn, i think nelson is a monster
LRRbot: Metallic Mimic [2] | Artifact Creature — Shapeshifter [2/1] | As Metallic Mimic enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Metallic Mimic is the chosen type in addition to its other types. / Each other creature you control of the chosen type enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
Reioumu: woah we're going ham
thundervoice_1: ban islands nessam2Omg
justshay99: BEN
Lucaan: The dream PogChamp
n3ther: demons monkaS
electroswagnetism: #BanSolRing
Reioumu: UH OH
TehAmelie: sols upon sols!
RedZephyr01: PogChamp
thedudetrio: PogChamp
Reioumu: Graham won
n3ther: dead on turn 1
ChaoticObserver: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
ravenknightmtg: hail the ring
holidayMD: Didn't Jimmy and Josh say turn 1 Sol ring makes you more likely to lose
RockPusher: DEEEmons
LRRbot: Battlefield Forge | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. Battlefield Forge deals 1 damage to you.
LRRbot: Aetherflux Reservoir [4] | Artifact | Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life for each spell you've cast this turn. / Pay 50 life: Aetherflux Reservoir deals 50 damage to any target.
thexor99: Not just 'demons', but 'DEMONS!'
circusofkirkus: oh god
TheWarbo: REL: talking
thalanir: huh
Buwardo: Rakdos synergy. PogChamp
snowcookies: shiny
Reioumu: It's archenemy now, everyone vs Graham
noSmokeFire: DEEmons sounds like a penepolism
Dog_of_Myth: DeMans
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Point to the sign. Sir?
loki_lxix: So it wasn't Kadena, Graham is what is busted in the format
Halinn: T2 aetherflux... yikes
azureHaights: The DOME DOME PogChamp
Spacecarl: uh oh
Diabore: so 2 games tonight
34Witches: Goldfish bowl!
Lucaan: Turn two Reservoir NotLikeThis
LRRbot: Secret Plans [GU] | Enchantment | Face-down creatures you control get +0/+1. / Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, draw a card.
evolirium: command tower into sol ring into arcane signet into birds of paradise...argh
r10pez10: the dunk tank
ravenknightmtg: cptEek
beatstickmanny: i love eather flux. i play it in elf ball life gain
circusofkirkus: LUL
TehAmelie: bold move to play Aetherflux before anyone has used up any removal. . .
JerecoPlays: Everything is fine Dog
Xenovita: slowhands mcgee
chaostreader: Ben appears to be storming off.
beatstickmanny: turn 4 is strong
TheWarbo: that's...that's not how language works, nelson
LackingSanity_: boo sol ring
ralphmaccookin: Amazed no one is playing that old commander that has something to do with hand attack. Nelson probably knows what it is. I can't think of the name.
beatstickmanny: turn 2 lol
EncanisMal3k: Sneaky Rules Lawyer
Uppercaseccc: Nelson the shooter
Zimmercj: @ravenknightmtg that emote is terrifying
Lucaan: Graham the secret evil genius
cabbageboy_: Quick, send that man to magic jail
ravenknightmtg: lol
LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.
Dog_of_Myth: "Nice and Fair" game......oh Nelson you sweet summer child.
Alness49: Take him to Magic Court!
iridium_alchemist: I play a Selvala deck, don't trust Nelson
SirTrae: @ralphmaccookin The one with the beard?
Knightclasse: Four mana sol ring!
r10pez10: i'm not sure i've ever seen that art for hedron archive before
ChaoticObserver: Telepathic swearing
thundervoice_1: lrrJUDGE Sneaky lawyers trick is on the stack
chaostreader: Fair and Commander are Antonyms.
thedudetrio: wow the ramp
EncanisMal3k: No swearing on magic streams?! How do you curse the shuffler then?!?
RockPusher: [swears in Salahub]
Lucaan: The feeling when the non green decks are the ones that are ramping
Drathak: Turn 3 Rakdos!
TheWarbo: that zoom in was kinda slow and ominous
r10pez10: the slow zoom
NotCainNorAbel: The slow zoom!
noonies: @r10pez10 I'm pretty sure that's the literal only art for Archive
loki_lxix: Jeskai storm confirmed
Diabore: @r10pez10 thats the original art from bfz, is there another art?
LRRbot: Boros Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.
zombiem00se: anyone know a good way to start a collection again after having to sell all your cards?
DiscordianTokkan: Tiger! UPPERC- TIGER
SpookySpaghooti: Tigeeeeeer genocide
thedudetrio: gosh darn gooly gee
electroswagnetism: Fighting Sagat gives me ptsd to this day
r10pez10: i must be thinking of the other 'rock that draws
RockPusher: Where's Andy, need to bust out ye olde swears
LRRbot: Temple of Enlightenment | Land | Temple of Enlightenment enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Enlightenment enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Lucidmooselid: Hello LLR Family!! hey chat friends RaccAttack RaccAttack RaccAttack
Lucaan: I didn't realize we were playing CEDH
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Lucidmooselid
Gekyouryuu: hey, chat. how's everyone's night going? I'm at prerelease right now, and my kit had The Circle of Loyalty and the alt art, extended frame Royal Scions
SpookySpaghooti: Hey Lucid!
Diabore: @Gekyouryuu damn, nice
thavleifrim: Dashing shuffler sounds like it could be an eldraine card
TheWarbo: Math!
before_damage: @lrrbot are the deck lists posted?
Kramburger: G remember the guy who spammed you with messages in game invites because he was salty and blocked from chatting?
ancientspark: Blue-white lands are only pretty to make you feel less bad when it removes/counters all your threats
welcome2egypt: That's hilarious
Dog_of_Myth: Go nice and slow Paul. That's how we like it.
electroswagnetism: even s l o w e r please
welcome2egypt: Slow this boy down
milktcg: so at this point you actually only put 98 cards into ur deck bc of auto includes with sol ring and arcane signet right?
ralphmaccookin: I like the slow zoom. It was dramatic
Lucaan: Now I want to see Paul play with the zoom in/out speed
LRRbot: Mystic Remora [U] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {4}.
Lucaan: Ben NotLikeThis
evolirium: great card
DoctorOfBeard: mana burn!
TemporallyAwry: Removing mana-burn really changed the game.
Lucidmooselid: sooo cool
Lucaan: The most dramatic zoom in
welcome2egypt: Let's keep it like that the entire stream
RockPusher: Ominous Zooming
noonies: That was some POWERFUL mana filtering
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
ralphmaccookin: zoom needs more sad music
Foxmar320: This kills the Graham
justshay99: yes. this.
Kykiwi: the crop rotation PogChamp
Kuolar: That's some nice lerping
noSmokeFire: *long slidewhistle*
aliencheese2: grey out and play only time
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun is each opponent now
noonies: It's Rhystic Study except you pay 4, Graham
korvys: !card Mystic Remora
LRRbot: Mystic Remora [U] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep {1} / Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {4}.
noSmokeFire: !card rhystic study
LRRbot: Rhystic Study [2U] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.
zombiem00se: is mayonnaise a magic card?
Lucidmooselid: Super Curb lol Ben
Kykiwi: no mystic remora is pretty good
RockPusher: * Ominous Latin chanting as camera slowly zooms in *
Buwardo: What's the card with the dice on it?
r10pez10: when is paul just gonna slow zoom right up to the aetherflux reservoir
LRRbot: Wooded Bastion | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G/W}, {T}: Add {G}{G}, {G}{W}, or {W}{W}.
Spacecarl: it's real good
electroswagnetism: sure do hate me some mystic remora
34Witches: basically ancestral recall
noonies: @Buwardo that's an Aetherflux Reservoir
Halinn: Nelson, did you remember not to rearrange your deck while searching?
Buwardo: @noonies, Thanks. :)
TheWarbo: that was a zoomie zoom
ralphmaccookin: zoom too fast.
Loonatic93: Wooded Bastion? I have that skin!
Reioumu: everything is willbender
Lucidmooselid: that was a comedy zoom
Lucaan: Galaxy brain plays
ravenknightmtg: trap card
noonies: It's always Willbender, except when it's Chromeshell Crab
TemporallyAwry: Except Willbender - that one's Chromeshell Crab
KingOfDoma: What a power move, Savidan
RockPusher: Paul, Paul, add slide whistle sound effects to zoom lrrBEEJ
noSmokeFire: willbender is an ability that lets you play a creature face down for {3}
aliencheese2: morph commander deck thats just 30 islands and 60 willbenders
thedudetrio: Adam's secret weapon: All the cards are Willbender
myrddinthewizard: Adam on that longest con...
sing_o_muse: Papa
LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
TemporallyAwry: noonies ... wow, well done.
sing_o_muse: wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerE wheelerY wheelerY wheelerY wheelerH
KingOfDoma: !card willbender
LRRbot: Willbender [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Morph {1}{U} / When Willbender is turned face up, change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
spimmmm: they're not Ben's cards, they're Ben's cards!
Lucaan: I love german lands. German just looks really neat.
noonies: @TemporallyAwry They don't call me Sarnath's Heir for nothing
gnome_friend: #TeamChaossL
TheWarbo: something something hobgoblin of little minds
TehAmelie: fire at will...bender
ralphmaccookin: I only like consistency some of the time
KingOfDoma: ice ce
circusofkirkus: should have willbended the deck move :P
Dog_of_Myth: Free Ice Cream
RockPusher: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
noonies: @Lucaan I love the names on some of them. German Wurmcoil Engine is WURMSPIRALMASCHINE
LRRbot: Vivid Crag | Land | Vivid Crag enters the battlefield tapped with two charge counters on it. / {T}: Add {R}. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from Vivid Crag: Add one mana of any color.
noSmokeFire: BURN
sing_o_muse: Nelly's parent mode on
Issurru: shit Adam LUL
Kramburger: Nelly's Dad-ing pretty hard right npow
Lucidmooselid: I consistantly like change
electroswagnetism: I get weird itchy feelings on my arms whenever my deck isn't on my left (and rotated 90 degrees)
LRRbot: Indulgent Tormentor [3BB] | Creature — Demon [5/3] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card unless target opponent sacrifices a creature or pays 3 life.
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JaymicUnyielding: Little known fact, due to a small legal loophole, Wheeler actually owns 87% of the Magic cards in North America.
noSmokeFire: +1/+1 counter
thedudetrio: you can't tap like that
fubargames: If you love consistency, why would you be playing a highlander format?
superkeaton: Indulgent Tormentor is my favorite magic card
evolirium: tbh i hate the german names and the card texts. they are so unclear and much harder to understand what they do. btw. i am from germany.
theonlyangelx: ohai Kramburger
Halinn: How'd you cast it?
CupidinisIra: Does Cabal stronghold tap for black?
thedudetrio: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL illegal paly
musicianlol: Only single black
theevilslime: yeah only 1 black
noonies: Enter the Cheat Step!
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thedudetrio: Cheat Step
TehAmelie: i bet no antitrust laws whatsoever apply to trading cards. quite a loophole
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
noonies: By my count that's one Warning for GPE - GRV, and three Warnings for GPE - FTMGS
thedudetrio: Writes down indulgent tormentor
gnome_friend: !findquote writes down
LRRbot: Quote #2476: "Chat, it's your birthday! So write butts!" —Heather [2016-05-09]
chaostreader: He can pay for Cabal’s ability and still cast it, right?
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: Sleep with the gun!
chaostreader: !card Cabal Strong
LRRbot: Cabal Stronghold | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Add {B} for each basic Swamp you control.
musicianlol: Cabal stronghold doesnt count itself
electroswagnetism: @chaostreader He only has one swamp unfortunately
noonies: He *could*, but then he'd only have 2BB.
LRRbot: Temple of Triumph | Land | Temple of Triumph enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Triumph enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Buwardo: Couldn't Vivid crag tap for a black?
chaostreader: I thought it counted itself for some reason.
noonies: @Buwardo Just entered this turn
Halinn: @noonies 1BB even. Costs 3 to activate
Buwardo: Oh, enter tapped sorry.
thedudetrio: Vivid Crag enter tapped
noonies: Oh dang, I thought it cost 2 to enter. Boy, that card's bad.
LRRbot: Kykar, Wind's Fury [1URW] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / Sacrifice a Spirit: Add {R}.
Diabore: crag isnt lazy, he just had a long day
noonies: 4 is netural
thedudetrio: Basket Crane
noonies: *neutral. You need 5 swamps to net gain
ssj3joel: which game is this
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Halinn: 4 basic swamps btw, no Urborg tricks
Diabore: 1 @ssj3joel
noonies: It does play okay with Urborg if you're in 2 color and have other basics, though.
noonies: Basic Swamp Forest- still a Basic Swamp!
TehAmelie: by my calculations, Ben has only to whip up a storm count of 13 to kill everyone
thedudetrio: All Willbenders
electroswagnetism: lrrJUDGE
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
Halinn: It's amazing how easy it is to forget about some revealed secret plans
loki_lxix: there are like 4 willbenderish cards in that deck
Natedogg2: But they don't have a name, so they can't share a name, so it's cool.
Reioumu: Look at all of these willbenders
thexor99: Oops! All Willbenders.
djalternative: There are 2 willbenders by different names in that deck
evolirium: my SO asked if they can get any equipment i play because they play kykar as commander. thanks serge
Sibwow: pro tour honolulu
TheCurtmiester: isnt that just the platinum angel joke?
Loonatic93: You can have any number of Willbenders in your deck.
LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature — Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters the battlefield, search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
EncanisMal3k: lol Sibwow
Enmity777: Something something platinum angel?
thedudetrio: !findquote elves
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
noonies: Oh no tell me he didn't find a basic Forest with that Wood Elves
TheWarbo: just imagine, "A deck can have any number of cards named Willbender"
electroswagnetism: a friend of mine once played a morph in commander and I did the "oh cool willbender :^)" and he got real salty because it actually was willbender
LRRbot: Evolving Wilds | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
DemoDane: didnt work out too well for amaz
noonies: the lack of value causes me the pain
LRRbot: Selvala, Explorer Returned [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/4] | Parley — {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.
Kykiwi: wooo selvala
Halinn: Guess who's back
norfofthewall: tiktok apparantly super anti lgbtq+ in their policy though
thedudetrio: I have returned
thedudetrio: Oops all creatures
Halinn: !card willbender
LRRbot: Willbender [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Morph {1}{U} / When Willbender is turned face up, change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
LRRbot: Rakdos, the Showstopper [4BR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / When Rakdos, the Showstopper enters the battlefield, flip a coin for each creature that isn't a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.
IaCthulhuFthagn: There's Simic Slaw out there!
Enmity777: Yeah, TikTok's stance on lgbt stuff is a big yikes
Kykiwi: time to party
Halinn: Gets a counter
MrQBear: Oh it's time to find the weird dog
noonies: The Dark Carnival has begun
evolirium: ok, stream is over?
electroswagnetism: weeeeeeeeeeeell it's the large showstopper
chaostreader: Adam says his deck is all creatures with lands and an enchantment in play.
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djalternative: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
thedudetrio: odds kill evens live
TheWarbo: where is beej's vaseline
Mornish: also demon has a counter
loki_lxix: he can unmorph
noonies: HAH
34Witches: !card thousand winds
LRRbot: Thousand Winds [4UU] | Creature — Elemental [5/6] | Flying / Morph {5}{U}{U} / When Thousand Winds is turned face up, return all other tapped creatures to their owners' hands.
noonies: Told you, it was Chromeshell Crab
Kykiwi: choas reings!
Reioumu: Weighted die!
BloodForTheCorelab: nice
electroswagnetism: Did you get the mimic?
ancientspark: Selvala looks around, trying to figure out where everyone went
djalternative: and he can recur that
gnome_friend: A rack of a hekdos
noonies: Rakdos? More like Rekt-those
Lucaan: Graham with the dice powers
loki_lxix: Graham is busted in this format
Halinn: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
TheQuantumMechanic33: rakdos gets a counter
noSmokeFire: "a heck of a rakdos" is what they say in the cult
TehAmelie: a rak-dose, if you will
kalateth: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
thedudetrio: The show has been stopped
RangerOfVoid: rakdos gets a counter?
34Witches: Plague wind for 6, huh
JellyfishySama: +1/+1 counter
azureHaights: No, all those rolls mean it was CLEARLY a Raktres
akvar: Selvala's like "Eff Eff Eff Eff Eff Eff, must run away"
EncanisMal3k: The Big Showstopper
Alness49: He's the showstopper, not the warm up act!
Halinn: Counter on Rakdos
Mornish: counter on rackdos boi
noonies: I guess the board was Rakdos Intolerant
holidayMD: Rakdos gets a counter
Diabore: @electroswagnetism mimic becomes a demon
chaostreader: Rakdos swells.
thedudetrio: +1/+1 counter
TheQuantumMechanic33: @noonies killing it
metaphics: it was a willbender until it was observed
electroswagnetism: @Diabore Oh right, nice
Forsaken401: counter on Rakdos
Mangledpixel: you just ticked down Adam not yourself, Ben
TheWarbo: 7/7 falample comin atcha
noonies: I'm actually proud of Rakdos Intolerant
ry54451: Great work, chat!
aliencheese2: schrodingers willbender
Reioumu: but now graham can play any big demon
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain
gnome_friend: ow
Mornish: everyone knows it's schrodingers bender
RaklarLS: ah yes, quantum bender
ancientspark: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dagger, just a dagger
thedudetrio: the more mana you have the longer you can pay culminative upkeep
TheWarbo: Free Will bender
Halinn: !card secret plans
LRRbot: Secret Plans [GU] | Enchantment | Face-down creatures you control get +0/+1. / Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, draw a card.
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chaostreader: Did Ben pay his Cumulative Upkeep?
Akaiatana: Whenever I corpse comedians like LRR, I feel the warm fuzzies
Kykiwi: 8 mana PogChamp
djalternative: Rakdos is like an elder dragon right now. 3 hits from him and you'll be dead.
TehAmelie: i feel it whenever i get them to say "that's good"
noonies: @Akaiatana When Graham laughs at my stupid TTC nicknames, my brain releases T h e G o o d C h e m i c a l s
silenceaux: I think Rakdos knows what he has wrought
TheWarbo: Paul I feel like the flavor text answers that question
1figment: hi
thedudetrio: Just noticed that Rakdos is a 6/6 for 6
gnome_friend: sergeHi @1figment
thedudetrio: very fitting
noonies: There's no Skred in the deck, so it snow matter
PaperDoopliss: "Skred" sounds very Rakdos, other flavour be damned
djalternative: right now he's a 7/7
LRRbot: Nissa, Sage Animist (front: Nissa, Vastwood Seer) | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [3] | [+1]: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand. / [−2]: Create Ashaya, the Awoken World, a legendary 4/4 green Elemental creature token. / [−7]: Untap up to six target lands. They become 6/6 Elemental creatures. They're still lands.
kenkopin: Dinger!!!
kat2kool: @thedudetrio Rakdos confirmed three bears in a flaming trenchcoat
ayir: why no swearing?
ry54451: Poops
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MethInJune: It’s like huffing paint but still straight edge.
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Zimmercj: Do we need to invoke Desert Bus swear rules?
zombiem00se: you forgot to floop the pig dude
Goorguy: The Yat accent is odd
Kykiwi: OH snap
thedudetrio: gosh darn golly gee
LRRbot: Bane of Progress [4GG] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | When Bane of Progress enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts and enchantments. Put a +1/+1 counter on Bane of Progress for each permanent destroyed this way.
noonies: Ho dang
korvys: No damns
loki_lxix: i swear in the biblebelt but i was a sailor so
Kykiwi: nice
Kykiwi: Wooo nelson
caelusaran: Also, it's amusing because it's understated. Car just exploded? 'Dang.'
Donutholez: commander! horray! lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: um turning 6 lands into 36 power sure seems fair and balanced
ry54451: I’m from North Carolina and we love saying DAGGUMIT
EncanisMal3k: Dang ol' magical cards, I tellyouhwat
gnome_friend: !quote gibb
LRRbot: Quote #5254: "That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem." —Gibb [2018-08-11]
noonies: Talkin' bout that dang ol Ashaya man
aliencheese2: adam blink twice if you need help
nightwingmisthawk: !decklists
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v_nome: The back of Ben's head is named Nelson too?
Knightclasse: Ashaya...
SnowBuddy18: price of fame
Reioumu: so much ben in here
Reioumu: Look at all this ben
rgoody2016: so much ben
Reioumu: CURSED
superkeaton: LUL
Reioumu: BEEP
Distrei: ben pls
thalanir: LUL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
noonies: Do I need to get out the Swear Jar?
ujai321: i appreciate the humor in this
cabbageboy_: ow my children's ears
rgoody2016: SWEAR JAR
Aenir798: Ben just get it all out before Desert Bus
Reioumu: we need a swear counter
Zimmercj: To quote Bare naked ladies "It's ben!"
ZeroArcana: Ben just all the swears
thedudetrio: LUL
thraximore: Nelson the fourth wallll
noonies: Swear Count is at 2
Donutholez: ben's beard is nelson lrrSPOOP
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ThePov42: DANG this is a lot of months of sub
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TheWarbo: i am surprised baton rouge is bluer than like st tammany
ry54451: Swear jar! Get Ben a swear jar
Nigouki: swear jar except you have to discard a land into it Kappa
Ziarist: @zimmercj one week since you looked at me
Chubzzy1: make ben take 1 damage each time he sweares Kappa
dangerous_safety: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 34:22.
Halinn: The heatmap for "Dang" is like, the opposite of the one for the F-word
noonies: take a note from the Game Grumps
sivakrytos: huh, there's two players of each color
noonies: every time you lose life or swear, you get blasted with water cannons
Reioumu: Nah get glitter on ben
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Reioumu: that'd way worse
noSmokeFire: every time you swear put a treasure token in the swear jar
ayir: how about every time you swear you lose 1 life
ravenknightmtg: that game grumps episode was grreat
TheWarbo: ben, I'm now worried about how you interpret the ability "deathtouch"
thedudetrio: seems a_booze_able
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mooo_mooo_the_cow: hello
midday_rendelnep: Adam, that's a fine Abridged Seto Kaiba
gnome_friend: sergeHi @mooo_mooo_the_cow
mooo_mooo_the_cow: what going. on
djalternative: I have some friends I can probably play booze touch with shots with.
LRRbot: Abyssal Persecutor [2BB] | Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.
Akaiatana: WHOMST THERE IT IS
azureHaights: I'm surprised it's not called eth-touch
noonies: PoTiOn SeLlEr
azureHaights: ('cuz ethanol)
cabbageboy_: hahahaha
gnome_friend: methtouch ethtouch proptouch buttouch
thedudetrio: Why are you playing this card
LRRbot: Clifftop Retreat | Land | Clifftop Retreat enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Plains. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
loki_lxix: the out is that you lose
cabbageboy_: ben's face like 'uhh, yeah maybe'
noonies: @gnome_friend Methtouch is played exclusively in Albuquerque
RedZephyr01: seeto
welcome2egypt: Screw the rules, I have money!
thedudetrio: give it to nelson
LRRbot: Leadership Vacuum [2U] | Instant | Target player returns each commander they control from the battlefield to the command zone. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
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NDCazzy: Almost Nelson's life total in months!
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GirlPainting: rakdos crashed into a forrest and turned it into a swamp
korvys: If Rakdos is bounced, does his cost go up?
Chubzzy1: its morphing time
kenkopin: "resolves...sadly" Aw... I'm here.
gnome_friend: !findquote morph
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
noSmokeFire: want my money for nothing and my morphs for free
chaostreader: ‘Died’ is a strong word.
thedudetrio: Is it willbender?
thraximore: I cast Chromeshell crab as a morph...
TheQuantumMechanic33: @korvys yup since it goes up on cast from command zone
noonies: @korvys Bounced proper, no. Vacuumed, yes.
Reioumu: Yes it's willbender
gnome_friend: "rubbin' on up?" is that what Graham is saying?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: It's *always* willbender
LRRbot: Elvish Visionary [1G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/1] | When Elvish Visionary enters the battlefield, draw a card.
noonies: It costs 2 more each time you cast it from the Command Zone
chaostreader: Ben said mighty morphin just before I finished typing it.
noonies: Nelson
Donutholez: !quote willbender
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Chubzzy1: oops all willbenders
Kykiwi: Oh
noonies: No
LRRbot: Three Visits [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Forest card and put that card onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
gnome_friend: lrrJUDGE
thedudetrio: Forever Willbender
noonies: Nelson don't do it
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I'ma judge of something
Suffix: lrrBEEJ
Kykiwi: lol
r10pez10: nelson
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coriolis_storm: Yeah! Commander!
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Dog_of_Myth: Nah, it's Scornful Egotist LUL
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
noonies: Nelson you monster
thalanir: LUL
Alness49: Increase the bad-word counter!
noonies: the Swear Count is at 3
Kykiwi: LUL
noonies: Because he was going to cast GOD DAMN PANGLACIAL WURM
Kykiwi: cardel time?
silenceaux: Because he's gonna find Panglacial Wurm
noonies: USING Selvala
gnome_friend: !findquote daddy
LRRbot: Quote #4076: "Hi, I'm Rave Daddy and I'm here to fight!" —Ben
noonies: who MIGHT NOT make enough mana
silenceaux: Without knowing if he has enough mana
Drathak: You're embarrassing him in front of twitch chat
Diabore: @noonies ben is 3, adam has 1 too so total is 4
Issurru: in the car on the way to get Adams treat LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Spicy
Natedogg2: Panglacial Wurm isn't a Magic card. It's a card that people use for corner cases.
LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice Sakura-Tribe Elder: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
dangerous_safety: you will be visited by three judges
djalternative: Ben = Rave Daddy confirmed.
noonies: That's not new art!
Halinn: Why talk about all the mana spent on Three Visits instead of all the money spent on Three Visits :P
noonies: It's from an FNM promo from like... 2005
UlranQentba: lrrFINE
thraximore: Kittu Katsu
Dog_of_Myth: Steve got swole
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature — Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice Qasali Pridemage: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
circusofkirkus: did Adam take the 10?
Kykiwi: no
Kykiwi: g took 10
circusofkirkus: ah my bad
seth_erickson: and you may find yourself walking down a commander street
TheWarbo: Adam, if your Wicked Wolf got trapped in a jar, would you disenchant the jar?
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Dog_of_Myth: THE JAR!
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: Beards Beards Beards Beards
thraximore: seabatJAR
EncanisMal3k: I know I'd be letting a weaking out of the jar.
noSmokeFire: oh no! my rules!
Izhuark: Why is the interaction between Selvala and panglacial wurm complicated ? Selvala ability is a mana ability right ?
silenceaux: Wolf is slightly different than shitty adventurer but the principle is still there
belteshazzar98: What happens when Selvala casts Panglacial Wurm?
Issurru: so you let wolves out of jars but not people :v)
noonies: Yes. It's a mana ability that generates an unknown amoutn of mana
NukifiedMTG: PokPikachu
cabbageboy_: Wolves are way more trustworthy than Man.
Zimmercj: Confirmed, Adam is Pandora
noonies: and you *might draw the Wurm*.
LRRbot: Indulgent Tormentor [3BB] | Creature — Demon [5/3] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card unless target opponent sacrifices a creature or pays 3 life.
Diabore: @Izhuark it might not make enough mana to cast the wurm
Donutholez: The timing of mana ability makes the timing awkward too
Alness49: "Oh, you're gonna spoil me!"
KharadBanar: Not only does Selvala's ability generate an unknown amount of mana, it also attempts to look at the top of your library while you're searching through it
noonies: Yeah.
Kykiwi: question why does this art of indulgent tormentor have adate?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Adam does a great impression of my uncle
TheQuantumMechanic33: didnt grahams signet get destroyed?
TheWarbo: you activate Selvala which draws a card while casting a spell while in the middle of searching your library
Halinn: @Izhuark you search through your library for some other reason, you attempt to cast wurm, and then you tap selvala to pay for it. You might have to rewind if you don't make enough mana, but you can't rewind her ability
LRRbot: Vivid Creek | Land | Vivid Creek enters the battlefield tapped with two charge counters on it. / {T}: Add {U}. / {T}, Remove a charge counter from Vivid Creek: Add one mana of any color.
Mornish: Nelson are you OK?
gnome_friend: sergeSqueak
noonies: And if you don't have enough mana, you rewind the casting of the Wurm, and any mana abilities you used trying...
noonies: *except* Selvala's.
LRRbot: Kykar, Wind's Fury [1URW] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / Sacrifice a Spirit: Add {R}.
noonies: Because it involved a card draw.
LRRbot: Den Protector [1G] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Creatures with power less than Den Protector's power can't block it. / Megamorph {1}{G} / When Den Protector is turned face up, return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
belteshazzar98: So that IS a legal interaction between Selvala and Panglacial Wurm?
jitterbeans: is there a list of all the LRR quotes that lrrbot has? one that I could look at more specifically
Dog_of_Myth: @Kykiwi It's is a prerelease card.
noonies: It's legal, it's just weird.
Kykiwi: huh wierd
gustafsonk: Nelson is the best, gotta love those forlorn looks at the camera
thraximore: megamorph counter
LRRbot: Sunken Hollow | Land — Island Swamp | Sunken Hollow enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
Drathak: Look we already know those secret plans
TheWarbo: !qdb
LRRbot: Quote database: https://lrrbot.com/quotes/
Issurru: SECRET TUNNEL, oh wait I mean SECRET PLAAAAANS
JellyfishySama: Megamorph counter
jitterbeans: Thanks!
Chaterino: ooo arena officially launched ehhhh?
gnome_friend: ehh
abaoa_qu: MEGAmorph!
noonies: Yeah, yesterday
noonies: Oh, right
cabbageboy_: MEGA*morph*
noonies: Everyone use the code PlayEldraine on Arena! It's good for 3 free packs
circusofkirkus: draw a card?
Issurru: Adams deck is Morphinominal OpieOP
sivakrytos: not drawing a card?
LRRbot: Secret Plans [GU] | Enchantment | Face-down creatures you control get +0/+1. / Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, draw a card.
Halinn: Panglacial Wurm is... weird with the rules. There's also Millikin which could mill the wurm you're trying to cast
Halinn: iirc
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
noonies: Panglacial Wurm is proof that there is no god, because it was created to dare God to smite us for our hubris
noonies: and He did not
gnome_friend: !card oubliette
LRRbot: Oubliette [1BB] | Enchantment | When Oubliette enters the battlefield, exile target creature and all Auras attached to it. Note the number and kind of counters that were on that creature. / When Oubliette leaves the battlefield, return that exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control tapped with the noted number and kind of counters on it. If you do, return the other exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control attached to that permanent.
azureHaights: Into the blaghole
Natedogg2: Halinn: You move it to the stack, then you would activate Millikin's ability. It wouldn't mill the Wurm.
belteshazzar98: You put the spell on the stack before activating mana abilities so you can't mill the Wurm
epicfail9271: @loadingreadyrun was there a misplay involving the mystic confluence resolution and the selvala activation? if ben drawing a card and drawing a card off of selvala mattered due to land vs nonland? mana abilities that do more than just produce mana always screw with the rules, so I'm not sure
myrddinthewizard: Officer Horse Nixon...?
stevefromdetroit: sacking Steve is great
Pikaminer1245: ew
cabbageboy_: uhhhh
Naarius: O.O
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
ayir: phrasing?
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
TemporallyAwry: Sound Bite?
Kykiwi: hoof hoof hoof~!
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silvalunae: um, paul .///.
Himyul: come at me hard... no little winnies.... BAD PAUL!
TheQuantumMechanic33: im honestly surprised how long steve has stuck around
Natedogg2: epicfail9271: You can activate mana abilities while the Confluence is resolving since it's asking for a mana payment.
KharadBanar: !syr
belteshazzar98: Is this a game of Judge's Tower now?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: "You're an adult, you can kill people!" Oh adam
thedudetrio: Kill the 10/10
LRRbot: Sultai Charm [BGU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target monocolored creature. / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
loki_lxix: when you can kill the 10/10 you should kill a 10/10
azureHaights: localized MAWP
gnome_friend: What does MAWP stand for?
cabbageboy_: Oh my God Spaget
djalternative: I wouldn't mind shuffeling all of the commander decks together and making a judges tower game.
LRRbot: Qasali Pridemage [GW] | Creature — Cat Wizard [2/2] | Exalted / {1}, Sacrifice Qasali Pridemage: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever Sun Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may return target permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Kykiwi: sunny t!
belteshazzar98: Thanks whoever posted the PlayEldraine code. I pulled Oko!
cabbageboy_: My partner's workplace had to have a meeting about not Spagetting eachother
djalternative: My Awesome Winning Plan!
LRRbot: Nissa, Vastwood Seer [2G] (back: Nissa, Sage Animist) | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | When Nissa, Vastwood Seer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands, exile Nissa, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
Aenir798: Archer fired his gun in a crowded elevator, and deafness ensued.
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onarampage: I'm at a Rockies game watching Twitch cause they suck this year.
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cabbageboy_: it was happening too much
JaymicUnyielding: Washing Pole was Sasaki Kojiro's sword, right?
noSmokeFire: q -> b
fritobandeeto: f
thedepthandbreadthofseth: it isn't a Charlie's Angels reference??
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Mornish: bascuse me?
korvys: Nissing person
Dog_of_Myth: @onarampage Nice
gnome_friend: lrrHEART Nissa
Himyul: I thought it was Bosley, referencing the hair club for men, given his awesome mane
thedepthandbreadthofseth: or, isn't there a commercial for... hair loss treatments?
ogundiety: I just assumed it was a charlie's angels refernce
LRRbot: Foreboding Ruins | Land | As Foreboding Ruins enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Swamp or Mountain card from your hand. If you don't, Foreboding Ruins enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
thedudetrio: spicy
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Himyul yes, right, thank you
TheWarbo: how is that on the "how many cards in hand?" scale?
djalternative: G is the only clean one now.
loki_lxix: Balrog
Alness49: So how many swear gift subs are they on now?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @LoadingReadyRun can we tell nelson about charlie's angels? I feel he should know!
loki_lxix: Your welcome
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ok, good!
loki_lxix: you're
r10pez10: 'no lands in hand only gas' would be a great button
Mornish: writes down were dead
LRRbot: Crypt Ghast [3B] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Extort / Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}.
Inkompetence: No, he gets dragged down in the books too.
Mysticman89: Knowing chat, they will even have page references
Swamplor: @ogundiety that was my first thought too. then I remembered that qasali pride mage is a different card than ajanis pridemate
epicfail9271: exort? uh oh
TheWarbo: Exorted?
noSmokeFire: exhorted is like exalt + extort
niccus: exort is a dota thing
thedepthandbreadthofseth: he has exorted...
UlranQentba: Norted
epicfail9271: @ben please stop @loadingreadyrun
Alness49: Isn't Exhort the Kingdom Hearts baddie Kappa
SnowBuddy18: egg sort?
LackingSanity_: qwas, wex, exort
Tiber727: Exort is a Kingdom hearts character. Kappa
JaymicUnyielding: I mean, you could theoretically be exhorting your ghast for more mana
LackingSanity_: conveniently on keys q, w, and e
silenceaux: (Q W E)
Mysticman89: Is this legitimately because they're on buttons Q W and E?
niccus: invoker did just get a baby skin
Izhuark: The lack of exert in this conversation is disheartening Kappa
MattieCrystal: yes
korvys: Yeah, so he has 27 spells
Mysticman89: I think this is part of why I play league.
silenceaux: Quid Wuo Ero, he has 27 abilities.
epicfail9271: oh geeze. so many different things that have nothing to do with mtg
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: WoW Classic Stream (Join James, Adam, Ben, Cameron and Matt for an all day WoW LAN extravaganza! Game: World of Warcraft: Classic) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (16:45 from now).
TheCurtmiester: well old invoker did not the current one
type_variable: casting qqe and eqq gives the same spell so currently he has 10
ujai321: quas wex exort
LRRbot: Urza's Incubator [3] | Artifact | As Urza's Incubator enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Creature spells of the chosen type cost {2} less to cast.
IaCthulhuFthagn: Only the hidden hero version had the full set, when he became a proper hero order no longer mattered so he only has 10.
TheWarbo: yeah now we need a creature with Extort, Exalted, and Exert
LRRbot: Blood Speaker [3B] | Creature — Ogre Shaman [3/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice Blood Speaker. If you do, search your library for a Demon card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / Whenever a Demon enters the battlefield under your control, return Blood Speaker from your graveyard to your hand.
gnome_friend: !findquote demon
LRRbot: Quote #4815: "There's demonic burny stuff you could injest!" —Dale [2018-03-19]
epicfail9271: @loadingreadyrun hey graham, the ideal punching back is named Nelson!
korvys: To make it even more complicated, he doesnt' level up his spells, he levels up his QWE, and those level ups affect his spells, so he has 27 spells, and each one could be different depending on how he's leveled
bradlby: yeet that skull
TheWarbo: DemonChains
LRRbot: Scalding Tarn | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Scalding Tarn: Search your library for an Island or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
kenkopin: Barrel full of demons.
ujai321: value on the table has just doubled
Alness49: There's a demon coming over, and I'm out of tea!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is graham running the apostles that you sac like 7 of to get a demon in play?
LRRbot: Purphoros, God of the Forge [3R] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [6/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to red is less than five, Purphoros isn't a creature. / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Purphoros deals 2 damage to each opponent. / {2}{R}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
BrindleBoar: And now, on today's episode of Chaining Demons Together, with Graham Stark!
Donutholez: exalted, exert, and exhort. up next: EXODIA
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
korvys: It Not Perpheros System
IaCthulhuFthagn: Sklamp!
epicfail9271: @donutholez not him, no ones ever assembled him before!
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gnome_friend: So many Seths
loki_lxix: kill storm player
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Raithencore235: I was just watching the new Friday Nights episode and when Commander was mentioned I remembered that this was going!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: why, who else is Seth?
epicfail9271: @loadingreadyrun why didn't ben get more hate for the turn 2 reservoir?
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before_damage: !deck
james_awesome44: why is nelly so quiet
LRRbot: Ghastly Conscription [5BB] | Sorcery | Exile all creature cards from target player's graveyard in a face-down pile, shuffle that pile, then manifest those cards.
CyberColossus: YO stream. What did i miss?
loki_lxix: draw 4
thedepthandbreadthofseth: apparently, there are other Seths... ?
gnome_friend: probably better known as Saffron Olive
Radyin: This reminds me of when I opened Purpheros and Elspeth, Sun’s Champion at prerelease. +1 for 6 damage.
loki_lxix: he does
rgoody2016: he also gets to draw 4 cards
chaostreader: They are facedown so the ETB’s don’t occur?
Dog_of_Myth: @gnome_friend scoopsCHEER
Aenir798: !card Kadena, Slinking
LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
LRRbot: Kadena, Slinking Sorcerer [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Wizard [3/3] | The first face-down creature spell you cast each turn costs {3} less to cast. / Whenever a face-down creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is Saffron Olive in chat????
djalternative: I want to see adam resolve theiving amalgum
n3ther: the etb 100% occurs
loki_lxix: yeah turns out Kadena is good
gnome_friend: @thedepthandbreadthofseth no but @NotCainNorAbel gave a sub to another Seth earlier
Amishdemon: ! uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 58:42.
TheWarbo: play three card monte with these four cards
Kykiwi: No
chaostreader: @n3ther I meant the creatures. Not the commanders.
Kykiwi: dont fall for nelson trick
n3ther: oooh gotcha
loki_lxix: no
james_awesome44: lrrJUDGE
seth_erickson: I am indeed a Seth
gnome_friend: ^
thundershot879: doesnt Nelson get it back if she flips?
gnome_friend: This Seth
loki_lxix: Nelson gets a planewalker
seth_erickson: if you could guess from the name
Maxstatted: Nelson gets the walker if a land is played right
epicfail9271: @loadingreadyrun if Adam flips nissa Nelson gets it back!
Dog_of_Myth: Seth count is at 3
NotCainNorAbel: all seths unite!
goblin_ski_patrol: Nissa goes back to owner
siriusward13: MY DUDES! I always have to watch commander games on youtube, but tonight i get to watch it live!
rgoody2016: yeah nissa goes back to nelson
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Lysdexics of the rowld untie!
loki_lxix: He still owes you 13 Adam
theycallhimben: No Doom Rhombus, you guys are gonna have to work to regain my trust
gnome_friend: Welcome @siriusward13
siriusward13: Thanks!
epicfail9271: @loadingreadyrun I know you guys aren't watching chat but Adam can't flip nissa, Nelson would get the transformed walker
cabbageboy_: @siriusward13 Samesies!
Aenir798: Reading the cards explains the cards.
djalternative: I hope the rain clears up a little bit so I don't get drenched when going to my prerelease
notthepenguins: and if you can force it to transform without flipping, you'll just kill it
before_damage: @loadingreadyrun Are the deck list available anywhere?
LRRbot: Nissa, Vital Force [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [5] | [+1]: Untap target land you control. Until your next turn, it becomes a 5/5 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land. / [−3]: Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card."
loki_lxix: They 100% can see chat
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Booster6: graham can lose
n3ther: oh right lol
Jarhi28: Graham can definitely lose still
cabbageboy_: Not often that I am up at 8:00 on a saturday but here we are.
Scar_Red_Tiger: THis card has 3 faces
Radyin: They have a third face.
Issurru: nuh uh LUL
loki_lxix: 3rd face
notthepenguins: I think it's treated the same way, I'm just not sure what side you unmorph them into if they were already transformed
loki_lxix: yes
millenomi_lily: put it back in the sleeve and turn it sleeve up
thundershot879: everyone ties but Graham
millenomi_lily: the rules work basically that way.
voakir: Graham is fourth, and everyone else ties for third
Maxstatted: You can't flip dfc with Ixidron but if you manifest a dfc it's a facedown right
Dog_of_Myth: Slow play the Barren Glory win.
dangerous_safety: I think everyone wins if you can pull that off
siriusward13: what happens if everyone hits negative at the same time. is the winner the person who is least negative?
Donutholez: suicide pact secured then. good. i think?
niccus: just convince everyone else to let you finish Divine Intervention
Radyin: I want a face down card with Meld.
ulexarX: With checklist cards, doublefaced cards have 4 or 5 faces
IaCthulhuFthagn: For anyone who wonders, that cycle of flip planeswalkers exile and enter flipped rather than transform to get the ETB trigger that gives them loyalty without a separate clause.
thundershot879: @siriusward13 no, negative life is still negative life no matter how much
thundershot879: -1000 is the same as -2
loki_lxix: it helps megamorphs
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
cabbageboy_: It does almost nothing, it's a strange include.
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun You can manifest a DFC. When you flip it, you get the front face. You can't turn it face down again, though (like with Ixidron) lrrJUDGE
siriusward13: ah gotcha. i've never ran into that situation before so i was just curious
cabbageboy_: There's megamorph, and one planeswalker
DemoDane: a volrath plant probably
Issurru: I remember when Adam had that German Cultivate and was gonna ask what it does and I think James played it before him LUL
theycallhimben: Profiterole some counters onto those pomegranates
gnome_friend: AS IS TRADITION
ninja_theory_ashrams: !uptime
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ShaneLeeAtk: !updog
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LRRbot: Congregate [3W] | Instant | Target player gains 2 life for each creature on the battlefield.
NotCainNorAbel: bass drop
siriusward13: I got my first commander deck a few weeks ago (merciless rage) and as much as i like it I am now turning it into a rakdos aggro deck with rakdos, lord or riots as the commander.
loki_lxix: I knew the Jeskai deck was scary
Dog_of_Myth: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: many secrets
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always studying the blade.
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:05:12.
Kykiwi: 4 mana gian 40 seems good
Zhrang: 4 mana gain 40 rooPog
djalternative: there goes that win condition
onarampage: LRRbot frightens me sometimes
thedudetrio: Cool game
chaostreader: Doesn’t Graham have an extra creature technically
mowdownjoe: Move to cheat step?
loki_lxix: no not yet
Kykiwi: only 38 life gain DansGame
Dog_of_Myth: Ben, that's a warning.
Kaszoski: Cheat step is always in effect
siriusward13: @onarampage LRRbot will be sure you are the first to perish to his teleportation strike. Nothing personel kid.
djalternative: don't worry. Only 4 mana gain 38
Jareth_85: !badadvice
LRRbot: The other one is East.
Radyin: The winner of this game is the one with the fewest cheat steps taken.
LRRbot: Martial Coup [XWW] | Sorcery | Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. If X is 5 or more, destroy all other creatures.
Kykiwi: Lol
ujai321: sweet jesus
Aenir798: Martial Coop can't decide what art it wants to use
TheWooglie: All of Nelson's stuff dies
cabbageboy_: hooley dooley
Swamplor: [[too mlm o7 up 7
Buwardo: Everyone can lose the game again. D:
millenomi_lily: I've schooled myself about rule 711.10 and indeed you can't turn a double-faced permanent face down. wow.
millenomi_lily: that's Weird.
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Enter the blaggole.
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TheWooglie: !quote wipe
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
loki_lxix: he still gets it back when he plays rakdos
niccus: you just have to find the third face
ogundiety: !quote wrath
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheWarbo: "open the demon hatch" "...why do we even have that hatch"
djalternative: there are some monotrieme demons
Kykiwi: hoof hoof hoof hoof!~
Juliamon: It's !findquote for terms, !quote for speakers
cabbageboy_: That precon deck is pretty powerful once it get's going, Adam
Drathak: It's an all purpose incubator
ogundiety: Ah, thank you
Countzeroor: How many good plans does Urza have?
gnome_friend: Imagine if craterhoof behemoth had haste lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Vilis, Broker of Blood [5BBB] | Legendary Creature — Demon [8/8] | Flying / {B}, Pay 2 life: Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Whenever you lose life, draw that many cards.
TheMCScrubLord: !findquote wipe
evolirium: vilis is soooo great
chaostreader: !findquote wipe
LRRbot: Quote #1754: "I wipe my cache between every show so that I retain normality." —Ian [2016-02-10]
Drathak: Play untapped shock land?
djalternative: Nelson just revealed he has hoof in his deck though.
Hellishdream: Graham also gets back his demon summoner sac dude.
Kykiwi: ^
chaostreader: ^
loki_lxix: trigget the ogre guy from graveyard
Dog_of_Myth: Blood Speaker comes back
LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature with power 2 or less enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
circusofkirkus: G draws 2
loki_lxix: if i see a green deck i assume Hoof
TheWarbo: Craterhoof is the willbender of green ramp
Booster6: g draws 2
Himyul: G draws 2
thalanir: graham draws cards
Donutholez: graham draws
DemoDane: graham draw
silvalunae: Is this still g1?
TheWarbo: hahah i like graham's reaction there
cabbageboy_: What's that? Chat's always right?
djalternative: It's mostly because you're goofing
MrTulip: duplicant
Dog_of_Myth: Chat is right 80% of the time, except for the 50% of the time they are wrong.
MrTulip: but yeah, doesn't do it
niccus: Altered Ego
DemoDane: mimic vat Kappa
TemporallyAwry: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Mornish: mirage mirror
Kaszoski: Boshy doesn't make mistakes
Issurru: didnt know the boshy made mistakes OpieOP
LoadingReadyRun: 50% of chat is right 80% of the time
evolirium: well if you play mycosynth lattuce you can use all the copy artifacts
loki_lxix: yeah altered ego is bonkers
Drathak: Mistakes are for humans not streamers
Lucaan: I have never seen Adam ever make a mistake ever
TheWarbo: oh yeah that snake does not feel reachy
silvalunae: give him the stick; don't give him the stick
Durugai: the snake and the trebucket
LRRbot: Seedborn Muse [3GG] | Creature — Spirit [2/4] | Untap all permanents you control during each other player's untap step.
Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun LUL
Kaszoski: You're in danger
Donutholez: oh boi
pootisgodsamongus: Is there a playthrough out there of Adam becoming the boshy, would love to see it
kalateth: we Ben test cards?
MadWaltz: Man, Adam is really excersicing his god-given right to untap permanents
maxx7575mtg: Hey guys
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
Forlorgen: !sub
gnome_friend: sergeHi @maxx7575mtg
Swamplor: i
Donutholez: personal horn of greed
Donutholez: lrrGREED
Kykiwi: gone so it never happened
maxx7575mtg: Hey Graham, Ben, Adam, Nelson
Issurru: monkey has probably the whole thing clipped OpieOP
ayir: truuu
IaCthulhuFthagn: The difference is the friends you made along the way.
gnome_friend: !findquote friend
LRRbot: Quote #4161: "It's me, your friendly neighbourhood Moat Boy!" —Ben [2017-04-21]
TheWarbo: becoming the boshy is a process, not a moment
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Reality is just a shared illusion so if you're the only one that claims it happened then it isn't real.
Kykiwi: LOL
Kykiwi: XD
n3ther: Nelson omg
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
ninja_theory_ashrams: I, a random person on the internet, will vouche for Adam becoming the boshy
thexor99: "Do you choose life?"
NotCainNorAbel: Boshy and the end of Cup Head are some of my fav Adam moments.
Raithencore235: So.... Adam is the Boshy, but the journey is list to time... Is Adam the Sarkhan of LRR?
r10pez10: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:15:48.
Raithencore235: Lost*
djalternative: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:53:11. lrrSPOT
thedudetrio: Not 1000, just 38
devintownfish: Cheer100 LETS GO NELSON *rythmic clapping*
lonlycracker: did uh twitch change its look?
Donutholez: g will draw cards if he gets hit Kappa
TheWarbo: last week "i also get super worried when opponent asks me 'cards in hand?'" this week "my opponent asked me if i want to stay in the game"
LRRbot: Coercive Portal [4] | Artifact | Will of the council — At the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for carnage or homage. If carnage gets more votes, sacrifice Coercive Portal and destroy all nonland permanents. If homage gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw a card.
LRRbot: Selvala, Explorer Returned [1GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/4] | Parley — {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.
DaCardCzar: Beej might know where.
r10pez10: it's at the end-blem
ninja_theory_ashrams: beej knows where the emblems are
Issurru: nii sa-n Kappa
ritchards: I have that emblem
Lucaan: If Nissa made the emblem, it would have been a leaf with sharpie on it.
Dog_of_Myth: Nissian the planesdriver.
DemoDane: ni san
ayir: if Nissa was Jar Jar Binks
NotCainNorAbel: Misspelled cards are probably worth a lot.
BrindleBoar: Liam Nissa-n
LRRbot: Tragic Slip [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Morbid — That creature gets −13/−13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.
Kykiwi: G just kill ben Kappa
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thedudetrio: LUL
Hellishdream: I dunno, the Greek Gods were pretty Tragic themselves.
silvalunae: I feel I missed something
LRRbot: Rakdos, the Showstopper [4BR] | Legendary Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / When Rakdos, the Showstopper enters the battlefield, flip a coin for each creature that isn't a Demon, Devil, or Imp. Destroy each creature whose coin comes up tails.
thedudetrio: Stop! What's that ugly dog!
Kramburger: I love that in the clips of Adam's Boshy playthrough, Adam beating Sonic has more views than him beating the final boss
InquisitorGaia: hiya everybody, i just got here, hows things goin
myrddinthewizard: CUrse counter increases
gnome_friend: sergeHi @InquisitorGaia swears are occurring
loki_lxix: command zone Nelson
ayir: what a potty mouth
LRRbot: Gibbering Fiend [1R] | Creature — Devil [2/1] | When Gibbering Fiend enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. / Delirium — At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Gibbering Fiend deals 1 damage to that player.
djalternative: does nelson want selvala in the grave?
Diabore: selvala in bin?
Romanator0: bold of nelson to let selvala go to the graveyard
loki_lxix: Command zone Nelson
Natedogg2: Gibber me timbers!
TheLast_Lombax: Whats the deck theme tonight?
Diabore: nelly to used to can lander
Diabore: @TheLast_Lombax no theme
LRRbot: Footlight Fiend [{B/R}] | Creature — Devil [1/1] | When Footlight Fiend dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.
evolirium: like serge killed sidisi and never got them back
TheLast_Lombax: @Diabore sick thanks
r10pez10: fiend tribal
Pikaminer1245: It looks like multicolored commander decks is the theme
silvalunae: I smell a clip
LRRbot: Fiery Islet | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {U} or {R}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Fiery Islet: Draw a card.
silvalunae: Is-let
gnome_friend: Iely Fisret
LoadingReadyRun: no particular theme tonight. just Commander
Pikaminer1245: This Islet's On Fiiree
r10pez10: i'd like a hat like selvala's
LRRbot: Mystic Retrieval [3U] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / Flashback {2}{R}
korvys: So Selvala should be at +4
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
Mornish: benedreyal
TheWarbo: martial queue
djalternative: Benjamin H Button Ulmer
OksanaSean: It's all about the Benjamins :)
NeverArtOnlyMath: Sick morph
gnome_friend: @NeverArtOnlyMath is this... art?
Pikaminer1245: !schedule
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gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
KyojiTakenouchi: hello friends, nice matchup tonight
NotCainNorAbel: G == God
gnome_friend: sergeHi @KyojiTakenouchi
Mornish: it doesn't work as well if your last names not cumubersnacth
LRRbot: Tezzeret's Gambit [3{U/P}] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then proliferate.
Suffix: We know who's REALLY PLAYING MAGIC.
Diabore: that sounds like a great superpower
theamc2000: Hi
gnome_friend: sergeHi @theamc2000
loki_lxix: Not a Graham power just a helpful ghost
snowewolf: im in a realy ard mtg match im playing foods
cheetoJack: I think I have that superpower with a Nest and an alexa thing
LadyAtarka: Hello friends!!!!
gnome_friend: sergeHi @LadyAtarka
r10pez10: atarka o7
TheWarbo: writes down "we could vote to kill everything"
Pikaminer1245: What are we doing next week for the FNPF it doesn't say on the google calendar description
djalternative: Chill:Axed
evolirium: i usually have my deck in my hand after i play zegana as my commander
chaostreader: Note. Purphuros is not included in everything.
LRRbot: Hex [4BB] | Sorcery | Destroy six target creatures.
LadyAtarka: I wanna draft
chaostreader: 2 damage. Not 1, Graham.
gnome_friend is on the stack
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Diabore: in response graham is sad
Taveena: Ah, frick, it didn't automatically start the stream and I just zoned out for an hour. TO THE VOD
TheWarbo: if all six targets disappear before it tries to destroy them, it fizzles and doesn't try to destroy them
Comeback323: wait yea it will fizzle
Comeback323: if you remove one of the targeted ones
Comeback323: it requires all 6 targets
LadyAtarka: I've been called out lol
WizardZedd: No. It requires 6 targets to _cast_, but if one or more of the targets become invalid while it's on the stack, it will just do as much as it can.
ujai321: it only fizzles if all targets are illegal
Diabore: @Comeback323 it needs 6 to cast, when it tries to resolve itll do as much as it can
Comeback323: oh, huh. I guess that makes sense like cryptic
ogundiety: Wouldn't G's commander bring him back swinging?
loki_lxix: it could
TheWarbo: it's a mayhem devil, not a mustham devil
loki_lxix: but it is a 50/50
Hellishdream: Not if Rakdos is lazy and doesn't kill anyone.
ujai321: he is at 6 and the creature removal on rakdos is random
TheWarbo: no that was pure pun, no rules involved
Mattmitchell45: You Simply Mustham
Mornish: it's also whenever a player sacrifices not just you
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Its when ANYONE sacrifices a permanent
chaostreader: Purphoros could just kill Graham.
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
loki_lxix: some demons have lifelink
LRRbot: Hornet Queen [4GGG] | Creature — Insect [2/2] | Flying / Deathtouch / When Hornet Queen enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch.
TheWarbo: The most fun to contemplate is WAR Lili's ult, but WAR Lili's ult is already enough on its own
Dirty_Beach: I can think of 4 reasons
LRRbot: Nissa, Voice of Zendikar [1GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [3] | [+1]: Create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / [−2]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. / [−7]: You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of lands you control.
Dirty_Beach: and they're all Insects
Booster6: even the blue one!
Daring_Apprentice: if Nissa fell into the sky
Daring_Apprentice: do you think Chandra would pass her by?
Mornish: uuhhhhhh
snowewolf: I lost to Time Out BibleThump
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
r10pez10: !card ol' Buzzbark
LRRbot: Ol' Buzzbark [XRG] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | When Ol' Buzzbark enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.
Romanator0: adam gets a basic if he wants
Sorteur: !card mother kang
LRRbot: Mother Kangaroo [4G] | Host Creature — Kangaroo [1/1] | When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
r10pez10: neat PoE art
snowewolf: also why is my twitch page all white and not it us
snowewolf: * uasual color
chaostreader: They changed some stuff.
gnome_friend: !findquote change
LRRbot: Quote #3400: "All I've got is cigarettes and like five changes of clothes." —Ben [2016-09-14]
ujai321: i appriciate the humor in this situation
circusofkirkus: new commander tax? the swear tax
snowewolf: how do i put twich into dark mode?
snowewolf: thank you
Comeback323: my eyes feel so much better
snowewolf: adam
Mattmitchell45: Cool Reference Nelson
TheWarbo: they did? I just clicked the gear and "popout chat" was there
twitch_xeo: that's still there in the gear, "Popout chat"
ArcticAimee: I can still pop out hat.
korvys: It's a bit too over-saturated for me
Booster6: i still have the pop out hat
Aenir798: I hate how they made the emails way brighter
ujai321: settings in the top right, on the bottom is "dark theme"
zed_alpha: the font is nice, but it's SO BRIGHT
EternalXDrifterS: NEEDS MORE PAPYRUS
ancientspark: Quit ruffling Jimmy, he did nothing wrong!
J_Rey15: It is more purplely, but It's all good
JTK45: i can still pop out chat
loki_lxix: should have changed the font to papyrus
r10pez10: i just miss the purple, to be honest
TheWarbo: i have strong opinions on using like #FFFFFF white and #000000 black, is my main problem
Pikaminer1245: What got Pathed?
gnome_friend: !findquote twitch
LRRbot: Quote #5028: "I never thought I'd be proud of Twitch chat..." —Adam [2018-06-09]
Alness49: I feel "it's fine" from Graham is high praise
ogundiety: I actually find it less purply than the old chat.
Hellishdream: Adam, that was so passive aggressive I just got flash backs to Catholic school.
r10pez10: foonts
404HopeNotFound: @Pikaminer1245: Kadena
LadyAtarka: I really don't care. Twitch still works and that's all I care about
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Suffix: I can bring some beer.
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LRRbot: Xathrid Demon [3BBB] | Creature — Demon [7/7] | Flying, trample / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than Xathrid Demon, then each opponent loses life equal to the sacrificed creature's power. If you can't sacrifice a creature, tap Xathrid Demon and you lose 7 life.
silvalunae: Just mix the coffee and the beer
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Obey.
EncanisMal3k: How long until TTSF makes LoadingReadyRum?
Fugi: @TheWarbo it's not FFFFFF tho
r10pez10: i like this rakdos deck a lot
LRRbot: Shadowborn Demon [3BB] | Creature — Demon [5/6] | Flying / When Shadowborn Demon enters the battlefield, destroy target non-Demon creature. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are fewer than six creature cards in your graveyard, sacrifice a creature.
Daring_Apprentice: Nelly apologizing for bringing a drink, haha, too nice!
TheQuantumMechanic33: graveyard dude comes back to grahams hand
Raithencore235: Nelson noticed Paul! All the love for our tech overlord Paul!
zed_alpha: Has anyone else made a Rakdos, Lord of Riots free eldrazi deck?
LRRbot: Mark of the Oni [2B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / You control enchanted creature. / At the beginning of the end step, if you control no Demons, sacrifice Mark of the Oni.
fizztromancer: Hey does anyone have any info on what time zone the Aether hub tournament is tomorrow for mtg arena?
NotCainNorAbel: LRR Gin? I like gine.
NotCainNorAbel: gin
Izhuark: Mark of the weeb Kappa
Daring_Apprentice: Mark of the Weeb
TheQuantumMechanic33: graham your graveyard guy that fetches demons!
Mornish: Mark of the wii?
zed_alpha: @Izhuark what, like an Akira tattoo?
Izhuark: @zed_alpha Yes, though you could do way worse
silvalunae: nom
zed_alpha: oh, so like an Attack on Titan ritual scar
ujai321: imprinting dramatic reversal
Izhuark: ouch
NotCainNorAbel: Confirmed: Adam is not a vampire.
ujai321: you all die
LRRbot: Mandate of Peace [1W] | Instant | Cast this spell only during combat. / Your opponents can't cast spells this turn. / End the combat phase.
TheWarbo: Fugi fair; i meant it in an "it feels like this" sense rather than "i've checked it" but i suppose it doesn't really read like that, huh
SpookySpaghooti: Is this still game one?
zed_alpha: oh, that's such a monowhite dick move, I love it
incredulouspasserby: Honest to god I would love the garlic over the beer
silvalunae: wait what just happened
FinnKaenbyou: so this is something i've wondered from vods - what do the numbered squares next to each player mean? mana?
Diabore: @SpookySpaghooti yes
LRRbot: Sacred Foundry | Land — Mountain Plains | As Sacred Foundry enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
r10pez10: i like how the garlic is just there
gnome_friend: !findquote garlic
LRRbot: Quote #3893: "Garlic is flavour, garlic is life." —Kathleen [2017-01-23]
NeverArtOnlyMath: @FinnKaenbyou it means the amount of commander damage done to them
SpookySpaghooti: Why does Adam have garlic
gnome_friend: #teamGarlic
Diabore: @silvalunae ben put a fog under isochron scepter
LRRbot: Temple of the False God | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate this ability only if you control five or more lands.
FinnKaenbyou: aah
DiscordianTokkan: Because Garlic is delicious
niccus: you know, garlic tokens
silvalunae: @Diabore thank you lrrHEART
SpookySpaghooti: Ah food tokens i see
TheWarbo: !quote 3414
LRRbot: Quote #3414: "I shoulda never used that garlic Vaporub on my eyes." —Alex [2016-09-14]
zed_alpha: "But a whole garlic farm into the pot. Do it, you coward."
zed_alpha: *put
ujai321: 8 mana kadena feelsbadman
silvalunae: Because garlic is life
IaCthulhuFthagn: Protection from Garlic?
Suffix: Pro ALL garlic.
TheWarbo: !quote 5219
LRRbot: Quote #5219: "This game is like trying to steer a Dune buggy with a Garlic ring." —Alex [2018-08-01]
Diabore: is nelsons mic off?
zed_alpha: !findquote garlic
LRRbot: Quote #5219: "This game is like trying to steer a Dune buggy with a Garlic ring." —Alex [2018-08-01]
Raithencore235: So anti vampire?
NotCainNorAbel: I have done that
J_Rey15: But where does garlic rate on the GarLickability Scale?
DiscordianTokkan: Becaue garlic cureswhat AILS you! Haha, Frenchjokes
Daring_Apprentice: !findquote barcode
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
incredulouspasserby: I’m glad everyone agrees on garlic amounts in cooking
ZeroArcana: so you're saying LRR isn't vampire friendly?
randomino5: get onions and garlic sauteeing and boil salted water, then grab the recipe book
gnome_friend: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
NotCainNorAbel: then some peppers, and tomatoes, prep some pasta and then dinner
dangerous_safety: !advice
LRRbot: Never go full-on thirst.
TheWarbo: I feel like Cajun cooking could do that. "Okay I made some roux and sauteed some trinity in it; what should I make?"
Daring_Apprentice: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
Himyul: !badadvice
LRRbot: Insert the soul.
LRRbot: Thieving Amalgam [5BB] | Creature — Ape Snake [6/7] | At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you manifest the top card of that player's library. / Whenever a creature you control but don't own dies, its owner loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
nastu_prime: kadena and war viv are really good
J_Rey15: Snaaaaaaape
LRRbot: Mystic Confluence [3UU] | Instant | Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once. / • Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand. / • Draw a card.
dangerous_safety: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always fine.
ujai321: that card is insane
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
ujai321: welp
ArcticAimee: Ouch
thalanir: roo7
TheWarbo: So each creature would have "vaseline or death"
silvalunae plays violin
MechaKuuga: Poor Graham
ujai321: did you bounce the queen to nelsons hand?
Lucaan: At least a friend killed you, not a demon
Diabore: @ujai321 yup
loki_lxix: I genuinely dislike the way Ben plays commander.
Radyin: I think it is time for Graham to renegotiate Ben’s contract.
r10pez10: heads is always whatever the initial option is
eltwitcherino: The Portal!
DiscordianTokkan: Barcode would totally be Rakdos's Death condition
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Since Graham is playing Rakdos, he should set the table on fire when he dies
LadyAtarka: Murder all the things!
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silvalunae: this is the game that never ends, it goes on and on my friends
Romanator0: adam's artifacts and enchantments also die from the portal
Diabore: this game looked over on turn 2 and theyre still going
Radyin: Unmorphing is a special action and doesn’t use the stack. If that was how Adam was making something indestructible.
LRRbot: Hornet Queen [4GGG] | Creature — Insect [2/2] | Flying / Deathtouch / When Hornet Queen enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch.
LRRbot: Enlisted Wurm [4GW] | Creature — Wurm [5/5] | Cascade
LRRbot: Elspeth, Knight-Errant [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth [4] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. / [+1]: Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and lands you control have indestructible."
chaostreader: Isn’t the imprinted spell exiled?
LadyAtarka: Commander is great
Daring_Apprentice: I miss the 5 second zoom, lol
Diabore: @Radyin doesnt use the stack but i dont think you can do anything mid resolution of an ability
TheWarbo: i like how you can't get rid of Purphoros with something named "disenchant" but you can get rid of it with "true love's kiss"
ArcticAimee: You still need priority to use morphs so cant do it.
LRRbot: Horizon Canopy | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Horizon Canopy: Draw a card.
Shampp: Ben!! Your beard!!?? Decent
Raithencore235: Is that an altered Elspeth?
LadyAtarka: But food is yummy
BleedingToast: few weeks ago, my friend group had a 4 hour commander game
LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
gnome_friend: Do not eat the delicious Magic: The Gathering cards
Lucaan: Eldraine seems like a really complex format. There's so much going on
evolirium: why isn't oko sultai?
kalateth: The king of " I Block! I block I block I block" not blocking?.... somethings wrong there
Kaszoski: I went to the prerelease yesterday, OKO was alot better than I thought
Diabore: !advice
LRRbot: Dinosaurs remain.
thraximore: no POOL????
r10pez10: can we please get a closer look at the altered Elspeth?
Drathak: The mana bucket
Lucaan: The mana void
J_Rey15: I put it in my mana sachel
IronTide24: it goes to the cloud instead
circusofkirkus: how does it float if there isn't a pool to float on? Kappa
Diabore: @Kaszoski ive been playing oko in stadard and he feels bonkers
Drathak: Had to sell the pool
LadyAtarka: No pool party?
LRRbot: Nissa, Vital Force [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [5] | [+1]: Untap target land you control. Until your next turn, it becomes a 5/5 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land. / [−3]: Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card."
kalateth: my soup?
Morrigan9: mana vape?
GoblinRanger: phlogisten?
wiqidbritt: They just stopped mentioning it on cards, I think it's still a thing
ujai321: adam blurrydan
r10pez10: thanks guys!
twitch_xeo: yeah I thought the pool itself still existed, just not mentioned
gnome_friend: ouphe
ThorSokar: looks frekin' sweet
chaostreader: Mana Cloud. Cause it’s floating.
twitch_xeo: but then again, I'm not a judge
Kaszoski: @Diabore have an elk! Have a food! Thanks for your dudes!
LadyAtarka: Yeay for living
Daring_Apprentice: @evolirium I think Oko isn't black because he isn't really into his own personal gain, more into causing anarchy for its own sake.
rhuletheworld: was there a theme for tonight?
Humstuck: kykar dies too easily in commander
Diabore: @Kaszoski feels real good to hit a god eternal with a plus ability and not care about it anymore
Type_One___: Cheer100
FadedOverseer: i found slow rolling the morphs to keep mana up helps
chaostreader: Rise from the Dark Realms would be funny right now.
FadedOverseer: to avoid getting blown up over and over
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LRRbot: Carnifex Demon [4BB] | Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying / Carnifex Demon enters the battlefield with two −1/−1 counters on it. / {B}, Remove a −1/−1 counter from Carnifex Demon: Put a −1/−1 counter on each other creature.
Kaszoski: @Diabore yeah, my opponents had all these bonker creatures and they became elks
LRRbot: Blood Speaker [3B] | Creature — Ogre Shaman [3/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice Blood Speaker. If you do, search your library for a Demon card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / Whenever a Demon enters the battlefield under your control, return Blood Speaker from your graveyard to your hand.
J_Rey15: I remember trying to build a casual deck around having two of them in play so you could just play catch with the -1/-1 counters and wrath every thing else
Chillie: Hey everyone! lrrAWESOME
evolirium: @Daring_Apprentice but things like the whole "dog"-thing is more black i would say
Kaszoski: @Diabore like the one that turns creatures into 3/3s and flies and the huge land caring dude
BleedingToast: what set were the swords in?
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Chillie
gnome_friend: @BleedingToast spread among sets
Shadowner: my first was homelands
LRRbot: Kykar, Wind's Fury [1URW] | Legendary Creature — Bird Wizard [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / Sacrifice a Spirit: Add {R}.
Diabore: @Kaszoski harmonious archon is a monster with token generation
FadedOverseer: M13 was great
Kaszoski: @Diabore yeah first game I lost to that and Garruk
Hellishdream: The Rakdos deck is barely hanging on.
ArcticAtlantic: Were any of these the one with iiiiiinferal titan?
LRRbot: Bounty of the Luxa [2GU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your precombat main phase, remove all flood counters from Bounty of the Luxa. If no counters were removed this way, put a flood counter on Bounty of the Luxa and draw a card. Otherwise, add {C}{G}{U}.
Hellishdream: That being said, Graham has had so many answers.
r10pez10: i like luxa's flavour
Hellishdream: You've made enough threats that people are scared of.
FadedOverseer: wrathing the board a lot with rakdos
niccus: rakdos is just asking questions
LRRbot: Strionic Resonator [2] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Copy target triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Suffix: All Questions, Mostly Waiting
revhologram: or just one question: DO U LIEK DEMONS?
azureHaights: "let me answer your question with another question"
Adamantcheese: i like just joined but graham's life total definitely shows threats but no answers
LadyAtarka: I asked for the populate deck at the Vegas party and they just handed it to me, no questions asked.
thedudetrio: "Who am I? What is the meaning of all this suffering?"
r10pez10: do not lick the demons
dangerous_safety: Rakdos, stopping the show to ask so questions
siriusward13: Graham which rakdos do you like better? Showstopper or Lord of Riots?
chaostreader: Are Nelson and Adam going to try to do a BattleBond draft?
thedudetrio: "Do I exist? Is pain real?"
thedudetrio: All questions Rakdos asks himself everyday
dangerous_safety: *some
Daring_Apprentice: @evolirium It's definitely pretty messed up. I just think that was more a survival tactic and his superior attitude, in general. I could definitely see him becoming Sultai at some point, though.
ritchards: I sent you guys some actual counter dice...
Fugi: AW YES
chaostreader: They don’t show up well on camera @ritchards
ritchards: yeah... they don't :(
Fugi: wait when is commandfest anyway
Daring_Apprentice: Two Dream Daddies
siriusward13: is this like a 3 men and a baby situation?
DiscordianTokkan: Snakinder
ThorSokar: Command Fest Seattle was announced on the 11th
BloodForTheCorelab: first rule of commandfest don't talk about command fest
Dumori: Yeah they announced comandfests at X MagicFests
LRRbot: Nissa, Vital Force [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [5] | [+1]: Untap target land you control. Until your next turn, it becomes a 5/5 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land. / [−3]: Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card."
electroswagnetism: I am paralyzed by fear when I'm around reptiles
BleedingToast: think its 1-3rd of november?
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever Sun Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may return target permanent card with converted mana cost 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Lucaan: Wish there were any content creators going to Commandfest Chicago
Mornish: is anyone going to magicfest brisbane?
dangerous_safety: I didn't even notice
METB0L: everything is spiraling out of control NotLikeThis
TheMCScrubLord: !uptime
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IaCthulhuFthagn: Brice-bane Keepo
Adamantcheese: brobsane?
J_Rey15: DamSon will be at CommandFest, watch your butters
nastu_prime: OMG you said it right. finally someone did
RomanGoro: !updog
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Kramburger: *grumble*
F1SHOR: yer sounds right adam :P
evolirium: @Daring_Apprentice yes, i am with you. i was so happy about the oko planeswalker deck card for oathbreaker because they do everything i want to do. and then i read the book and no way i am going to play them.
gnome_friend: lrrBEEJ
Radyin: I’m hoping that PAX Unplugged is enough after Desert Bus that LRR will attend.
gnome_friend: EXPERIENCE BEEJ
LRRbot: Nissa, Vastwood Seer [2G] (back: Nissa, Sage Animist) | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | When Nissa, Vastwood Seer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands, exile Nissa, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
ritchards: lrrBEEEJ
Drathak: Beej has been summoned
Daring_Apprentice: Brendon!
gnome_friend: lrrWOW lrrBEEJ
METB0L: he made an aggressive growl
insearchoftheshoe: brycebane
TheCurtmiester: can someone tell adam that my friend was banned earlier today from his channel and it was totally unjustified
Mornish: oh welp damn
Comeback323: such a hard worker, still in the office at 7pm on a Friday
LRRbot: Council's Judgment [1WW] | Sorcery | Will of the council — Starting with you, each player votes for a nonland permanent you don't control. Exile each permanent with the most votes or tied for most votes.
Forlorgen: I AM NOT 21
DiscordianTokkan: Are you... 21?
ThorSokar: Adam (in general) to get around YT's current BS you just can't swear in the first 10 min
dangerous_safety: A vote for Perferos is a vote for the Forge
F1SHOR: benginLol benginLol benginLol
Kaszoski: Graham lives!
NeverArtOnlyMath: LUL adam
gnome_friend: Vote Lizard! Vote Kathleen!
LRRbot: Selvala, Heart of the Wilds [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/3] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, its controller may draw a card if its power is greater than each other creature's power. / {G}, {T}: Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
TheWarbo: adam can vote for literally anything but the Blood Speaker for the same effect :-D
FadedOverseer: remember when Graham attacked everyone BUT Adam?
ujai321: !uptime
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LRRbot: Blustersquall [U] | Instant | Tap target creature you don't control. / Overload {3}{U}
Daring_Apprentice: !storm
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Simonark: Tonight's philosophy lesson is Morton's Fork
insearchoftheshoe: are you guys going to PAX AUS>
Mysticman89: I hope that emblem shows up in arena
JellyfishySama: Okay hold up, Ben is at 45!
ujai321: you didnt want that blustersquall before your purph got exiled?
loki_lxix: stifle might be the best feeling in magic
TheWarbo: I have had so much fun with Repudiate on Arena
Aenir798: !card Stifle
LRRbot: Stifle [U] | Instant | Counter target activated or triggered ability.
ThorSokar: You watched that man's soul leave his body
LRRbot: Demon of Dark Schemes [3BBB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / When Demon of Dark Schemes enters the battlefield, all other creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever another creature dies, you get {E}. / {2}{B}, Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control tapped.
LadyAtarka: Nice
gnome_friend: Nice
Daring_Apprentice: easy game, easy life
thedudetrio: Cool game
NukifiedMTG: !card Tales End
LRRbot: Tale's End [1U] | Instant | Counter target activated ability, triggered ability, or legendary spell.
Hellishdream: See what I mean, Graham, *threats* are answers.
Diabore: unluckyyyyy
wikisome: Ben. Is. At. 45.
loki_lxix: exactly
Allequeen: hi I'm sorta new to magic are they playing a 4 way game?
LRRbot: Kadena's Silencer [1U] | Creature — Naga Wizard [2/1] | When Kadena's Silencer is turned face up, counter all abilities your opponents control. / Megamorph {1}{U}
Daring_Apprentice: Demon of Dark Skeins
NukifiedMTG: commander is multiplayer, typically 4 players
LadyAtarka: Nice
Diabore: NIce
gnome_friend: Nice
LRRbot: Shadowborn Demon [3BB] | Creature — Demon [5/6] | Flying / When Shadowborn Demon enters the battlefield, destroy target non-Demon creature. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are fewer than six creature cards in your graveyard, sacrifice a creature.
DiscordianTokkan: Plz, papa!
ujai321: why doesnt the silencer not have a +1/+1 counter from megamorphing?
J_Rey15: Papapleez Stifledeez
Allequeen: oh I didn't know this was commander, and I didn't know commander was multiplayer thank you edenotAYAYA
Kaszoski: KEEL
gnome_friend: !findquote kill
LRRbot: Quote #4359: "Holy shit, I actually killed a dude in PUBG! ...I wonder if I should loot his body?" —Beej [2017-09-15]
METB0L: he is really pumping out demons isnt he
Diabore: @ujai321 cause it had a -1/-1 counter and they cacel out
ritchards: @ujai321 it already had a -1 counter on it
BleedingToast: my favourite play in my magic was everytime my friend played a cloudfin raptor i lightning bolted it, he got so mad he threw my lighting bolts out the window
mastershake29x: @ujai321 the morph had a -1/-1 counter
TZTFG: Just watched the new Friday Nights. Great job. I won't spoil it for the rest of chat, but the context of Serge's entrance was exceptional
ujai321: ah i see, thanks
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TheWarbo: "just"
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Drathak: Take that fireball to the hoop
LadyAtarka: Bolt the birb
LRRbot: Ephara, God of the Polis [2WU] | Legendary Enchantment Creature — God [6/5] | Indestructible / As long as your devotion to white and blue is less than seven, Ephara isn't a creature. / At the beginning of each upkeep, if you had another creature enter the battlefield under your control last turn, draw a card.
azureHaights: victoria I can't HEAR YOU
Diabore: moonbase i cant hear yoooooooou
Daring_Apprentice: Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?!?!
r10pez10: it's the polise
chaostreader: It’s also a wizard.
thraximore: paPA
Tempest2097: Good evening Adam, Nelson, Ben, and Graham. Good evening Chat!
zed_alpha: Which is worse, "papa" or "daddums?"
gnome_friend: @zed_alpha "daddy"
Diabore: daddums 100%
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gnome_friend: sergeHi @Tempest2097
Pikaminer1245: Nebuchnezzar!
ArcOfTheConclave: "What stories?"
james_awesome44: Nice
tetristheultimate: Nice storm count bro
r10pez10: missie just doing a B&E
ry54451: Ben stole that episode of FN, no joke
SpookySpaghooti: Ben was HYSTERICAL in the Friday Nights
LastResistance: has Adam been missing his Bounty triggers?
maxx7575mtg: hey y'all i'm back
ThorSokar: It could even be a boat!
LadyAtarka: No spoilers!!!!
chaostreader: Does Ephara make a spirit as it’s not a creature when it was cast?
ravenknightmtg: @LoadingReadyRun what life app do you use?
Diabore: @chaostreader ephara is a creature on cast, shes not a creature on field
loki_lxix: it is a creature when cast
loki_lxix: no
jameswanders: No Long Game yesterday? Guess I was off by a week?
chaostreader: Okay. Not sure how that interaction worked.
loki_lxix: you didnt play a land
NukifiedMTG: lol tooth holes was great
ArcOfTheConclave: toothholes lol
ujai321: did you ever think of releasing bloopers from your shoots?
ThorSokar: that sounds like something Kathleen's brain would spit out
chaostreader: @jameswanders Nope. Cam and Graham weren’t feeling good.
DiscordianTokkan: Toilet paper?? Oh no
evolirium: will there be a loading time?
FadedOverseer: pulp holes
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polaris415: Wooo
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Pikaminer1245: Nebuchanezzar, was such an obscure card to name in the episode.
Suffix: Ben. You could have bought cotton balls
ogier300: Nelsonstiltskin was great, too.
LadyAtarka: Well now I have to go watch it right now
LoadingReadyRun: ravenknightmtg it is a custom interface to connect to the overlay
jameswanders: @chaostreader Has the witch's curse joke been made yet?
r10pez10: it's good toilet paper if water breaks it down
ravenknightmtg: ok
TrueSkorn: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:07:17.
r10pez10: that's what you want toilet paper to do so it doesn't clog
JonnyGlitch: wouldn't cotton balls be superior?
Tempest2097: Man they really made Twitch chat less readable
LRRbot: Nissa, Vastwood Seer [2G] (back: Nissa, Sage Animist) | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/2] | When Nissa, Vastwood Seer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library. / Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands, exile Nissa, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.
chaostreader: @jameswanders No? Not sure. I haven’t seen anything about one.
Diabore: @JonnyGlitch they said they didnt have cotton balls
Kaszoski: Nissa never dies!
twitch_xeo: Nelson with the infinite Nissas
loki_lxix: i LOVE that part
maxx7575mtg: Graham why are you not playing bear tribal commander deck.
LRRbot: Selvala, Heart of the Wilds [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/3] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, its controller may draw a card if its power is greater than each other creature's power. / {G}, {T}: Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
TheWarbo: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #5497: "Don't musically edge our staff." —Graham [2018-11-09]
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Diabore: @Tempest2097 are you on dark mode?
loki_lxix: the escalator scene is one of the finest things ever put to film
Daring_Apprentice: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #4565: "I saw it dangling there. I saw the angle of his dangle." —Adam [2017-12-23]
Radyin: !findquote reference
LRRbot: Quote #1296: "There are no obvious penis references and I don't have a gun the size of a house." —Graham [2015-12-16]
RockPusher: hehehe, OP in Arena scooped to a combat trick even though it wouldn't haved saved me - thank you OP gabyLul
Tempest2097: @Diabore Yep
EpiiMeth: !card Panglacial
LRRbot: Panglacial Wurm [5GG] | Creature — Wurm [9/5] | Trample / While you're searching your library, you may cast Panglacial Wurm from your library.
ALLxISxLOST: octoHello octoThere
r10pez10: islandwalk is strong
loki_lxix: Someone will inevitably send Graham bear force one now
Pikaminer1245: The Panglacial Wurm the Wurm of All Glaciers
Firealarm57: what are the numbers above lp?
notthepenguins: islandwalk is pretty strong in edh, tbf
cosarprime: #mtgfinance
Kaszoski: Graham affecting the bear market
ALLxISxLOST: landwalk in general is strong
arcskiez: Has nelson a decklist somewhere?
Diabore: @RockPusher a lot of people think "if theyre responding its to kill me, ill save time"
Goorguy: Eldrain got some good things for bear force one
LRRbot: Craterhoof Behemoth [5GGG] | Creature — Beast [5/5] | Haste / When Craterhoof Behemoth enters the battlefield, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Mornish: Nissan flips?
Kaszoski: HOOOF
Mornish: sorry nissa
TheWarbo: Haste Memes!
IaCthulhuFthagn: Islandwalk is just like Horsemanship, it might as well say Unblockable.
Diabore: hoof there it is
gnome_friend: !findquote haste
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Juliamon: !decklist
mastershake29x: numbers above the life totals are commander damage
loki_lxix: not enough mana for rift
Hermajestythetreelady: are these the same people who used to make video's for the escapist?
Kaszoski: I remember Hoof, it killed me once. By like 120
Juliamon: Hermajestythetreelady yes!
loki_lxix: yes
gnome_friend: @Hermajestythetreelady indeed they are!
Mornish: that nissa isn't a creature nelson
evolirium: ben, rout?
mastershake29x: @Hermajestythetreelady yes!
Diabore: !card selvala heart
LRRbot: Selvala, Heart of the Wilds [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [2/3] | Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, its controller may draw a card if its power is greater than each other creature's power. / {G}, {T}: Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
maxx7575mtg: Graham I'm trying to build a Bear commander deck or a Sliver Commander deck
FadedOverseer: Jeeeez Bear Force One is like $650
Hermajestythetreelady: oh damn
RockPusher: Diabore yeah, they were presumably not that experienced since they could have tree-bucketed me a whole lot more too - hope they enjoyed themselves and grow as a player lrrAWESOME
AbnormAnomaly: !quote haste
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Kaszoski: Waow, Graham should of bought the bears before going on the show
loki_lxix: settle the wreckage
Mornish: you played a land which should flip nissa
RockPusher: Diabore (not that I can cast stones, I am Slops McGhee as well :D )
LRRbot: Finale of Devastation [XGG] | Sorcery | Search your library and/or graveyard for a creature card with converted mana cost X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle it. If X is 10 or more, creatures you control get +X/+X and gain haste until end of turn.
Svengineer: does it enter as a 13/13?
TheWarbo: "oh, fart"
Izhuark: Sure x)
Svengineer: or does it get it after it lands?
Kaszoski: @FadedOverseer Top Ranked Achieved #1 position overall 3 months ago
ThorSokar: OH, +x/+X AND gain haste
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Hellishdream: Y'all need to play Judge's Tower.
Hellishdream: For moths.
Diabore: @RockPusher i had an opponent over look adamant on the 5cmc burn spell with food mana up when they were at 3 life, i stole that game hard
Hellishdream: Months*
Arigato_Corleone: what are the 3 numbers mean
wikisome: lrrADAM
circusofkirkus: settle the wreckage lets go
Aenir798: Ben is sneaking over into Adam's camera this time
mastershake29x: @Arigato_Corleone commander damage
Daring_Apprentice: is this Nelly's rules interaction?
Izhuark: Yeah settle the wreckage would be hilarious here
LoadingReadyRun: @Hellishdream I say Judge's tower for Moths
Svengineer: @Arigato_Corleone commander damage, sorted by each opponent's border color
IaCthulhuFthagn: Playing Judge's Tower with moths is the real game.
Arigato_Corleone: huh, i dont know what that means but thanks
LRRbot: Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite [5WW] | Legendary Creature — Praetor [4/7] | Vigilance / Other creatures you control get +2/+2. / Creatures your opponents control get −2/−2.
Diabore: thats the wrong graveyard nelson
gnome_friend: What are all these moth jokes about?
maxx7575mtg: LoadingReadyRun which one is better Sliver or Bears?
AbnormAnomaly: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:13:39.
Shadowner: the stack is as entering the battlefield triggers
Diabore: etb, aoe
EncanisMal3k: Adam: plays precon Nelson: Finales for 10 into Elsh Norn
the_bus_stirs: Is this still game 1?
mastershake29x: @the_bus_stirs yes, game 1 of 1
chaostreader: You can respond to her etb?
the_bus_stirs: Ty
Mithgar: I went away. I made dinner. I ate dinner. I cleaned up from dinner. Then I came back. .... Is this still the SAME GAME!?!
TemporallyAwry: What if you copied Norn?
gnome_friend: @Mithgar it is
Diabore: @chaostreader its not an etb, its a static ability
TheQuantumMechanic33: @Mithgar yuuuuuuuuuuup
thrift92: is this just a random commander stream?
dangerous_safety: Blocks are for Mathers
mastershake29x: @thrift92 if you mean is there no theme, that's correct
ThorSokar: Math is for attackers when everything has +19/+19 haste and trample
Diabore: @TemporallyAwry cant copy, there is no priority between enter and die
Halinn: I mean, Elesh Norn is the smallest creature at only 14 power
nastu_prime: Not jimmy wong - 2019
chaostreader: @diabore Not the ability. Just her entering.
r10pez10: flavour judge, how does elesh norn walk through doors
CornGhost: deck lists?
gnome_friend: !decklists
TemporallyAwry: Diabore ah, gotcha.
ritchards: only
circusofkirkus: only
Mornish: if its settle it just hits all the creatures anyway
BearPsychologist: Elesh Norn just makes the doors bigger
Diabore: @chaostreader she was entering off a spell, so there was no response opportunity
Mithgar: I feel like there needs to be a "send food and caffeine to the LRR Crew" fund started at this point
gnome_friend: @Mithgar it's called mail time
ThorSokar: oops, I was off by 1
twitch_xeo: +20/+20 really, since Elesh adds another 2/2
Diabore: so nelly wins
LRRbot: Prismatic Strands [2W] | Instant | Prevent all damage that sources of the color of your choice would deal this turn. / Flashback—Tap an untapped white creature you control.
ArcticAimee: lol
ThorSokar: oh right, elish for another 2, well I was still off by 1
r10pez10: prevents all green damage outright!
Shadowner: what color
maxx7575mtg: LoadinReadyRun are you guys going to prerelease tomorrow?
CornGhost: !decklist
LRRbot: Deflecting Palm [RW] | Instant | The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. If damage is prevented this way, Deflecting Palm deals that much damage to that source's controller.
circusofkirkus: elesh nor doesn't have trample, right?
Mornish: and the land right?
r10pez10: eeeeesh
F1SHOR: YES ben!!
lumlite: That doesn't say prevent all damage to you, just prevent all damage this turn.
Daring_Apprentice: @r10pez10 she has people open the porcelain doors for her the same way people carry the train of her flayed flesh cape
snirky: does the forest still do damage?
LRRbot: Thought Sponge [3U] | Creature — Sponge [1/1] | Flash / Thought Sponge enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the greatest number of cards an opponent has drawn this turn. / When Thought Sponge dies, draw cards equal to its power.
Diabore: sponge lives!
ThorSokar: Nelson drew 2 I think
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN Sponge
Major_Warzone: plus it nelsona raw 1 card for upkeep
RockPusher: sergeMoly
Dirty_Beach: and Adam draws 4
Lucaan: The little sponge that could PogChamp
Diabore: adam and his seabatBRAIN sponge
gnome_friend: sergeMoly
r10pez10: sponge draw!
Mornish: what about the land damage?
seth_erickson: Adam draws 4
Dirty_Beach: oh he draws 2, then
seth_erickson: Adam draws 2
Dirty_Beach: didn't it enter with 3 counters?
thedudetrio: energy for graham
Dirty_Beach: oh it was only 2 counters
avidmagicplayer: !deck
Lucaan: Chat pls
thedudetrio: graham gets energy
mastershake29x: thought sponge had 2 +1/+1 counters, and -2/-2 from norn
r10pez10: chat pls
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
F1SHOR: come on graham sneak this win out
Natedogg2: Math is for the not-chat peopel.
Natedogg2: *people.
Daring_Apprentice: Ben's life is the product of his opponents'
Naarius: This is why we can't have nice things
Kaszoski: Time for Graham to win
TabbyLavalamp: What the heck happened to Twitch?!?!
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Daring_Apprentice: Neat observation.
thedudetrio: Graham wins here
Diabore: @TabbyLavalamp updates
Pikaminer1245: Good luck LRR friends I am going to sleep
thrift92: i
Lucaan: Graham has been under 10 life for like 5 hours
LRRbot: Biomass Mutation [X{G/U}{G/U}] | Instant | Creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X until end of turn.
Kaszoski: Night @Pikaminer1245
LRRbot: Overwhelming Stampede [3GG] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
seth_erickson: Goodnight Pikaminer
Shadowner: does it say A graveyard or your graveyard
twitch_xeo: a
thrift92: looks like these commanders died ALOT!
Diabore: @Shadowner demon is a graveyard
Major_Warzone: the demon is a graveyard
thedudetrio: You can kill Nelson and Adam right here and then you can find a way to kill Ben
Major_Warzone: he could tech steal sun titan
Mornish: I feel like they missed the damage from the forest creature land thing
Lucaan: Graham, kill them all eogNani
LRRbot: Crypt Ghast [3B] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Extort / Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}.
popeworldbuild: Finish them
Major_Warzone: the strand stopped all green damage
circusofkirkus: uh elesh norm
Mornish: unless nissa turns it into a colored creature
gnome_friend: !findquote cheat
LRRbot: Quote #5932: "We have to do it the old fashion way: Cheating." —James [2019-03-19]
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Mornish: lands don't have a color
Diabore: !card nissa vital
LRRbot: Nissa, Vital Force [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa [5] | [+1]: Untap target land you control. Until your next turn, it becomes a 5/5 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land. / [−3]: Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card."
thedudetrio: So kill Nelson first?
Mornish: nissa doesn't assign a color
Daring_Apprentice: Gotta get the Phyrexian script Elesh Norn!
IaCthulhuFthagn: Phyrexian Elesh Norn is sweet.
Lucaan: !card Demon of Dark Schemes
LRRbot: Demon of Dark Schemes [3BBB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | Flying / When Demon of Dark Schemes enters the battlefield, all other creatures get −2/−2 until end of turn. / Whenever another creature dies, you get {E}. / {2}{B}, Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control tapped.
RavingPenguin: *attempts to decipher Nelson's battlefield*
notthepenguins: the phyrexian script judge foil is so cool
notthepenguins: impractical but extremely cool
Shadowner: when a player hits 0, does their cards leave play or go to the graveyard?
IaCthulhuFthagn: No more impractical than full art cards.
notthepenguins: they vanish from existence
seth_erickson: they leave play Shadowner
Major_Warzone: leave play
Diabore: @Shadowner they stop to exist
r10pez10: she's a white 4/7, that's all i remember
Daring_Apprentice: Soon we shall have a compleat alphabet for the Grand Phyrexian Orthodoxy
Lucaan: Demon of Dark Schemes can get cards from other player's graveyard, btw. I don't know if there are any other relevant cards in the yard.
Kykiwi: F
Kaszoski: F
Diabore: @Shadowner any cards controlled by that player that they dont own go to their owners exile zone
thrift92: f to nelly
popeworldbuild: F
r10pez10: Press Y to Honk
circusofkirkus: Y
Kaszoski: Nelson is out after a demon eats him after he punches his own face
loki_lxix: F
gnome_friend: Y
Diabore: Y
Kaszoski: Y
FadedOverseer: F
popeworldbuild: Y
LastResistance: Y
AbnormAnomaly: and the board state just got a lot less confusing
loki_lxix: Y
Sorteur: Y
Lucaan: Y
seth_erickson: Y
FadedOverseer: Y
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thedudetrio: Y
Dirty_Beach: Y
mechmagic: Y
gnome_friend: !findquote goose
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
thrift92: paul where is the shadow relm?
dangerous_safety: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a boat! We've always wanted one of those...
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scratchmonkey: no Jundt, we riot
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Arklith: how has graham survived this long?
Dirty_Beach: !findquote honk
Lucaan: That casual Ulamog
Halinn: What's the basic swamp count at by now?
LRRbot: Liliana's Contract [3BB] | Enchantment | When Liliana's Contract enters the battlefield, you draw four cards and you lose 4 life. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control four or more Demons with different names, you win the game.
Kykiwi: wow
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
Major_Warzone: did ben really get to do anything this game beside that fogging the attack
Lucaan: Is this how Graham wins? PogChamp
AbnormAnomaly: @thrift92 I don't think they do the shadow real anymore because it makes people look too sad
Chillie: @thrift92 he said one time he stopped doing it since it makes the player look very sad :D
r10pez10: wow
Daring_Apprentice: !findquote fruit fruit
LRRbot: Quote #3830: "Pretzels are a fruit!" —Graham [2017-01-11]
FadedOverseer: energy, right?
Diabore: cmon graham, steal this game
circusofkirkus: ben just untaps and bolts face
twitch_xeo: do you have the demon finder guy?
Kaszoski: And then Ben shocks Graham
popeworldbuild: !findquote energy
LRRbot: Quote #2298: "I wish I could download more health... and download more energy... that'd be great." —Paul [2016-04-13]
thrift92: adam always looks sad so should he just be in the shadow realm always?
twitch_xeo: oh wait, it doesn't put the demon in play, so doesn't help
Lucaan: Whoever wins, Ben's deck wins
ContingentCat: I see the surest sign of fall has shown up, Ben's hat
chaostreader: Remember your swamps tap for two.
BearPsychologist: !findquote goku
JonnyGlitch: "I wasn't driving my car, I was travelling"
Hellishdream: That's manslaughter, not murder at least.
ThorSokar: I believe the is the difference between Manslaughter and Murder
RavingPenguin: I didn't kill him, my gun did Kappa
kalateth: I didn't kill him your honor... he died because something I may have done caused a series of events to play out that destroyed a city....
loki_lxix: for the contract
LRRbot: Bloodthirsty Ogre [2B] | Creature — Ogre Warrior Shaman [3/1] | {T}: Put a devotion counter on Bloodthirsty Ogre. / {T}: Target creature gets −X/−X until end of turn, where X is the number of devotion counters on Bloodthirsty Ogre. Activate this ability only if you control a Demon.
Daring_Apprentice: Creatures don't kill people, having 0 life kills people
NotCainNorAbel: Ben with the big questions
LRRbot: Comet Storm [XRR] | Instant | Multikicker {1} / Choose any target, then choose another target for each time this spell was kicked. Comet Storm deals X damage to each of them.
arcskiez: Is nelsons deck just called thatbecause of panglacial wurm or does he have other judge call plays in that deck?
ArcticAimee: Nice!
hidingbox: Headshot!
JonnyGlitch: round 2?
FadedOverseer: gg's
Lucaan: GG
thraximore: Ben wins again!!!
Kaszoski: Hah a bigger thing than shock
thedudetrio: GG
Lucaan: Great game
F1SHOR: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
TheQuantumMechanic33: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:26:55.
popeworldbuild: GG
tidehollowcat: I just tuned in, and it's over.
thrift92: gg
Halinn: !uptime
stevefromdetroit: GG
loki_lxix: and there we go
Fugi: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
JonnyGlitch: vgg
theamc2000: Gg
ContingentCat: And it loves you too
Diabore: this was a t2 aetherflux resevoir game
TheWarbo: that was fun
Banrael: cheer100 I got home just in time to see a comet!
ALLxISxLOST: Is there a way to give a creatures ability lifelink?
circusofkirkus: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
Arigato_Corleone: just got here how long was the game? 1h?
JonnyGlitch: chat is always trying to kill you
maxx7575mtg: Well night y'all
TheQuantumMechanic33: @ALLxISxLOST Sorin does
Kaszoski: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:27:34.
loki_lxix: GG
eltwitcherino: When is the next Long Game?
FadedOverseer: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
gnome_friend: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RockPusher: benginHeart seabatBRAIN lrrJUDGE lrrHEART
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
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Lucaan: Ben, you are legitimately an amazing deck builder. As a fellow deck builder, you are definitely an inspiration.
thrift92: is that the token box?
Daring_Apprentice: lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL
chaostreader: Is Long Game next Thursday or the Thursday after that?
ContingentCat: @eltwitcherino Oct/10
ContingentCat: next thurs is TTSF
eltwitcherino: @contingentcat Thanks!
Radyin: I liked Nelson’s deck. It had both questions and answers.
Mornish: I mean technically the land still dealt damage to Ben buuuuuuuuuuut
Lucaan: This is Ben's format
loki_lxix: that was enjoyable
evolirium: 5 am. bed time now. good night everyone
Goorguy: Thanks Cam
RockPusher: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Lucaan: Thanks Graham
Banrael: True story! :D
Arigato_Corleone: what cards is it modern?
gnome_friend: Donate your EYES Graham
FadedOverseer: lrrGARBO lrrFRUMP
DiscordianTokkan: I FEEL that cough, in my lungs.
RockPusher: benginDab
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
ThorSokar: Patreon dot com, every day is a day closer to death, you can't take all that money with you!
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seth_erickson: lrrWOW
Fugi: please dear god let james level
Fluffy776: Oh cool, another sort of LAN!
Madbearv: is game over
ContingentCat: Petreon.com we're all dying and you can't take it with you
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: It's just ahead.
ThorSokar: haha
Brok3nGol3m: benginHi
DiscordianTokkan: I look forward to once again playing Final Fantasy XIV while the LRRfolk are playing WoWC
Shadowner: crafting?
RockPusher: Peggle PogChamp
Kaszoski: Peggle match?
DiscordianTokkan: Just to see how the other side lives
Suffix: YAS PEGGLE
Daring_Apprentice: Petri On
ContingentCat: I forgot this was happening!
twitch_xeo: Is "playing with cooking gloves" a demerit?
Kaszoski: That sounds bad
DoodlestheGreat: Very much.
TheWarbo: "sadness pile in a failure bowl"?
Naarius: Sadness bowls
ThorSokar: KFC bow: It's all going to the same place anyways!
RockPusher: KFC… bowl?
TheWarbo: or the other way around?
IaCthulhuFthagn: That's what thick straws are for.
zed_alpha: I gotta say, I'm all for the drive to clean up the stream if that's how you want to do it, but it's still frickin surreal
gnome_friend: awkward_skrt.wav
gnome_friend: lrrFRUMP
Lucaan: The Wiggs PogChamp
RockPusher: lrrFRUMP
Aarek: Mutt Wubbins?
FadedOverseer: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
IaCthulhuFthagn: Every dish is better served as a slurry.
Stoffern: Wiggins???
Banrael: Hi Cam!
ContingentCat: @RockPusher it's exactly as G described, a bowl of KFC stuff
Suffix: lrrFRUMP
Chillie: lrrFRUMP
RockPusher: mattlrHeck mattlrGolden
Shadowner: originally the bowl made by employees at the end of the workday
Suffix: lrrADAM lrrALEX lrrCAMERON lrrFRUMP lrrJAMES
Camail: this game is transcendent
RockPusher: Tell Dale
Kaszoski: Everyone but Kathleen probably
Juliamon: It's Famous alright, but not in the way they probably meant.
ThorSokar: Who's gonna be a dinosaur this week? Well.... Dale had to check the rule book so who knows!?
voslan: Dice Friends, Every one Dies edition!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: hell yeah!!
ContingentCat: @Juliamon yeah it's more infamous
Metalupis: well i just got home, so To the VOD, ya'll are wonderful
Chillie: Did you say year 3?
Foxmar320: Moon's Haunted
Kaszoski: @Metalupis have a good one, ups and downs
CaptainSpam: Good gravy, Destiny 2 is three years old?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam all you need to know is Moon's Fucking Haunted
RockPusher: Juliamon I… kinda wish they had that here…
Kaszoski: What does 750 mean?
LadyAtarka: Spoopy
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it started as a tweet
Juliamon: RockPusher It's basically an American HSP
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: literally the entire Destiny community has been making Moon's Haunted jokes since it previewed because that is literally what it is. There are ghosts on the goddamn moon, Adam.
gnome_friend: lrrALEX
ContingentCat: Adam you're being replaced
UrbanSamurai_22: I was just getting ready to send that game in.
Lucaan: The return of Alex to the Nope
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
UrbanSamurai_22: Time to think of something else
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I mean if you wanna get scared by ghosts that's also what's happening in Destiny so
ContingentCat: Wow 3 loud bois together
coelopteryx: didn't "moon's haunted" come from a news article where they said they shot a bullet at the moon to take a rock sample or something like that, and "moon's haunted" was a goof on that?
LadyAtarka: gabyLul
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Lucaan: On Let's Nope you can smash the swear jar
Lucaan: Spoop eogOh
TheWarbo: spoops month
LadyAtarka: Sooooo Spoopy!
Jarhi28: Fun game!
Goorguy: Arkham Horror when?
Lucaan: eogDumpkin
siriusward13: my birthday is next saturday!
twitch_xeo: oh, is that the raven game?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Graham how dare you do a Shadowkeep stream while I can't watch because I will literally also be playing Shadowkeep >|
ContingentCat: as "normal" as thurs. is with Ian
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LastResistance: "normal"
Lucaan: What happened to your toaster?
Fluffy776: EE 101 and EE 502
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh Graham you figured out how to solve the Jotunn bug?
RockPusher: Toast is SRS BSNS!
gnome_friend: !findquote toast
LRRbot: Quote #6293: "What in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is going on?" —Cameron [2019-08-06]
F1SHOR: what explodes first
Naarius: An ass toaster sounds rough
Fluffy776: I suppose the toaster issue is more ME than EE, but still
N0N3_2401: Aight, bois
billiam_mayzing: toasters haunted
ThorSokar: gonna need that sweet vacuum after that
NotCainNorAbel: I'm sure Ian will help
DiscordianTokkan: Crumbs AT the Lunar module!
itomeshi: That toaster came from the moooooon!
LadyAtarka: Money on Toaster
N0N3_2401: We playin Modern?
ContingentCat: if he can't fix it we launch it into space
Countzeroor: Well, we need an Apollo Guidance computer to go to the moon to fight the ghosts.
Aenir798: E N G A G E
Kaszoski: Thanks for the stream
Natimus_Prime: you laugh, but the brave little toaster went to mars once
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Space Toaster has been banned from the Moon's Haunted raid. This is actually a thing that has happened.
ThorSokar: and to be fair, Ian will probably make something explode first
Lucaan: Game the YouTube algorithm
seth_erickson: Seth's Unite
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billiam_mayzing: Toasters Haunted
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SniperPumpkin: because the moon can't handle space toasters
ContingentCat: @ThorSokar we joke about it but has Ian ever exploded anything?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Graham how dare you schedule your stream for playing Shadowkeep when I can't watch because I will also be playing Shadowkeep Kappa
EJGRgunner: cheer50 Bits. Consume them.
ThorSokar: ContingentCat : on the show or in general?
NotCainNorAbel: Wonder how many Seths can get subbed
gnome_friend: We should sub @mtggoldfish
Kaszoski: Dark lord of the foam
ContingentCat: @ThorSokar on the show since the prospect of being able to answer generally is creepy
Donutholez: Whose mug is that? xD Someone kill him. SabaPing
aWabbajack: lrrSIGNAL zekeHI lrrAWESOME
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Graham will be on TTSF to patch the Jotunn bug apparently.
ThorSokar: I can't believe he hasn't exploded a capacitor at some point, but IDK
I_Am_Clockwork: trogdoor is a great username
seth_erickson: seabatTROG
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RockPusher: lrrHEART benginHeart lrrHEART benginHeart
Halinn: Oh hey, I got gifted a sub while full-screened. Thanks!
TheWarbo: Rockies game is still going, they're beating the Brewers 11-2
mrtendo3: hows it going guys ? what dxo you think of the new set ?
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seth_erickson: He said they were doing bad
TheWarbo: also if the score holds up, this will be the Rockies' 69th win of the year (they've lost 91)
seth_erickson: Now they're doing good and he stopped
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: nice
ThorSokar: They could still turn it around, 9th inning comebacks aren't unheard of
siriusward13: Better than my tigers
SnowBuddy18: @TheWarbo still more wins than the Orioles
NotCainNorAbel: uni150 Thanks for the great night.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: rip Orioles
Daring_Apprentice: subscribed
TheWarbo: yeah, the 91 was for context on why the other person said "the Rockies aren't great this year," but they're definitely not the worst
Kaszoski: A nightmare beaver? Oh dear
LithelyUnshod: I went the Cam route
seth_erickson: Thanks again for the gift sub @NotCainNorAbel
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NotCainNorAbel: @seth_erickson Enjoy it!
gnome_friend: !findquote sports
LRRbot: Quote #6115: "If everybody in the F1 drove like me, it would be a very safe sport." —Kathleen [2019-06-15]
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: that's too much sport
siriusward13: The Tigers have to be close to that lol
SnowBuddy18: 162 games Adam
ThorSokar: Baseball is a pretty low impact sport
LadyAtarka: Lots of spots ball
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: thanks guys!
Dog_of_Myth: Sports!
billiam_mayzing: hey adam how many games of mtg have you lost this year?
LadyAtarka: Bye
DoodlestheGreat: G'nite, all!
RockPusher: lrrHEART benginDab lrrHEART benginDab lrrHEART
billiam_mayzing: night
Donutholez: byeeee
DiscordianTokkan: Have a good night! geeklyOkay
ThorSokar: sleep well and all that
Halinn: Byeeee
TheWarbo: *immediately after game of Commander* So, how about games like baseball that take forever to finish
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: lol