Solipsody: @northos I'd say so.
gnome_friend: KITTY!
snowcookies: arf arf
northos: katesLoaf
DarkMorford: HYPE
Fruan: I'm seriously close to going all Cato here, and end every twitch message with "and also this font is terrible" from now on. And also, this font is terrible.
PharaohBender27: @northos Is there a way to actually measure the characters' thickness to determine whether that's the case?
Kikazi: benginHype
gnome_friend: @Fruan and we love Friend Computer
northos: @PharaohBender27 take a screenshot and count the pixels in your favorite image editing software I guess?
PharaohBender27: Soon(tm) - Now actually soon!
CaptainRedRam: trouble in p4r4 D1c3 hype
Diserasta: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
Diserasta: soon
gnome_friend: !panic
Ceris75 loves friend computer (but isnt "in love" with friend computer).
Baldrash: There hasn't been any word on what they might be playing next after this is done, correct?
NightValien28: soooooooooon
Diserasta: not that I've seen
northos: is this the last scheduled trouble in P4R4-DI5E session?
NightValien28: they either announce it or take a break to prepare for DB
PharaohBender27: @northos Just took a screenshot; don't know if I have the tech savvy to do what you suggested past that :P
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NightValien28: northos it is
northos: coolio
gnome_friend: That's almost four years!
Fruan: I don't have my hopes up for V:tm, but I also don't not have my hopes up, if you follow me. And also, this font is terrible.
Inquisitor_Xian: im hoping we get some Vampire the masquerade with Jacob someday!
ElementalAlchemist: Hello friends
gnome_friend: sergeHi @ElementalAlchemist
Tantusar: this font is fine and i got used to it almost immediately
PharaohBender27: @ElementalAlchemist Ahoy-hoy! katesWave
kusinohki: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2s ago).
gnome_friend this font is a font
sir_jack_DB: I use Chatty, all monospace, all the time
northos: yeah the colored text is definitely thinner
northos: (took a screenshot and zoomed in in paint)
PharaohBender27: @sir_jack_DB I'm unfamiliar with that font - or is that what this is?
Baldrash: Gimme dat Fixedsys.
RassilonDND: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
Fruan: The text is thinner, meaning if you're displaying it on something slightly lower res, like a TV rather than a computer monitor, it gets really bad.
DarkMorford: Oh god, Fixedsys
ElementalAlchemist: I tried Chatty once, but I couldn't get over the default-Java-looking parts of the interface or just how much I didn't like it in general
AdmiralMemo: !df intros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
sir_jack_DB: I believe it's called Courier New, most text-only clients have it as default
Ceris75: Hating on the new font is treason.
ElementalAlchemist: I would love an IRC client that can do the extra Twitch stuff on Twitch though
Solipsody: I actually watch the whole stream in 25x80 character ASCII on my monochrome CRT. I have no idea what fonts are, or what anyone looks like.
AdmiralMemo: Getting caught up on the resolutions
PharaohBender27: @Fruan Also in light mode, it's just about unreadable - it's like the text is being swallowed up by the background
gnome_friend: Apparently Times New Roman was created in 1931
DarkMorford offers treason star cookies to chat
sgowell: Ooh cookies
gnome_friend eats a cookie. a treason star appears above my head
Feminine_Desires: Font discussion? Does anyone know of a way to change twitch's font?
RomanGoro: Antici
sir_jack_DB: I don't dig deep into the functions, but Chatty does most of the Twitch things one could want
Fruan: @PharaohBender27 In light mode on a TV, the font is actually literally unreadable from any reasonable viewing distance.
caelusaran: And now I want cookies.
northos: oh hey the Better TTV lets you change the chat font
PharaohBender27 is unsure whether to take @DarkMorford 's cookies or not
northos: *better TTV extension
Daring_Apprentice: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
Ceris75 takes 2 cookies cause he is a registered mutant
DiscordianTokkan eats two cookies to become a registered mutant
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: !next
PharaohBender27: @Fruan Well, on a computer monitor it's just _mostly_ unreadable
CaptainRedRam: oh man I didn't realize I've missed so much background stuff on this game
DiscordianTokkan: @Ceris75 Niiiice
chi7891: !link
Ceris75: @DiscordianTokkan Mutants Unite
PharaohBender27: @CaptainRedRam Oh you just read the intros?
PharaohBender27: !dfintros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
chi7891: !homework
arcaneIllumination observes ...
korvys: BetterTTV lets me make you all type in Comic Sans. It makes me appreciate the new font better.
Fruan: This week's briefings are terrifying.
ElementalAlchemist: I'm so excited for this conclusion
korvys: oh, hey, papyrus also works
Baldrash: Alright, football on the TV, Dice Friends on the computer.
AmoriLinguae: anybody have a link for the aftermath?
gnome_friend: Foot Friends and Dice Ball
Feminine_Desires: Is there a way (other than BTTV) to change twitch's font?
Izhuark: @Baldrash You mean on the friend computer :)
RurouniGeo: My face when Dale has one more twist revealed today: carci1 carci2 carci3 carci4
Baldrash: @Izhuark Of course. I love Friend Computer, why would I use any other?
korvys: @Feminine_Desires Well, you could probably change the style using dev tools, or something like tamper monkey
gnome_friend: @snowcookies can you link to your cover again?
korvys: I don't think twitch gives you the option, though
ritchards: any minute now....
sgowell: Just got a note from my daughter’s class. They are going to hold Yearbook on alternate weeks because most of the class is in a D&D campaign every other week.
TheMerricat: So in case anyone really wanted to, if you install Streamlink (which lets you watch twitch streams in a media player like VLC) and tel VLC to output ASCII art, you can indeed watch Dice friends in ASCII ;-P
PharaohBender27: Another thing I noticed with the redesign - I see they've adjusted username colors for dark mode live, but if you go to older VODs, you will see usernames in dark blue or purple that are almost illegible against the black background
gnome_friend: Nice, @sgowell
DiscordianTokkan: @snowcookies That's amazing
AdmiralMemo: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (6m ago).
sgowell: She’s 10 and already meets more often than my group.
Max_Fan: Super cool @sgowell
korvys: @sgowell what is "Yearbook"? (I know what *a* yearbook is...)
ElementalAlchemist: This session's briefings are spicy
ElementalAlchemist: I'm even more excited
Solipsody: @PharaohBender27 There's a "readable colors" setting but I don't know if it works with old VODs.
Pteraspidomorphi: !df intros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
PharaohBender27: @korvys I'm guessing it's a committee specifically for designing the yearbook?
AmoriLinguae: thanks @Pteraspidomorphi
gnome_friend: !findquote dice
LRRbot: Quote #5233: "I'm just gonna roll dice, tell you what the number is, and you can tell me how bad I am at this." —Ian [2018-08-04]
Ceris75: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (7m ago).
sgowell: @korvys Collecting memories over the year and getting a book printed
korvys: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #5148: "Give me a 'look for children in burlap' skill check please." —Dale [2018-07-09]
Fruan: @ElementalAlchemist It's terrifying! Being part of a competently run organisation might mean our troubleshooters are expected to be competent!
DarkMorford microwaves some pizza before the show starts
korvys: @sgowell Ah, right.
gnome_friend should probably eat some sort of supper
Baldrash: Our troubleshooters are exceedingly competent!
RassilonDND: here's hoping we have Brenda dinosaur graphics
ElementalAlchemist: fruan: Oh no!
Ceris75 has a BIG bowl of chili
ElementalAlchemist: We'll see how that turns out though
ritchards: last minute rushing around and light tuning at the moment I assume
dr0ne00000: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (8m ago).
korvys: Oh right, everybody is brenda
ElementalAlchemist: I also really enjoy the slight differences in the text for each
PharaohBender27: @Solipsody (Tries that option here) Oh wow that does make a big difference. I'll have to see if that shows up for more recent VODS (I noticed when rewatching last week's episode)
ritchards: !advice
LRRbot: Bounce the baseballs with your face.
Vanbael: Get to catch a dice friends live today (until bedtime) for the first time since...session 3?
korvys: !quote jacob
LRRbot: Quote #4752: "I've got a thing for the dead, I love the dead, often" —Jacob [2018-03-09]
Freila_Olympus: !badadvice
LRRbot: Use your body to cushion your own fall.
sgowell: @korvys I didn’t do anything like that at 5th grade. So I had to ask too :)
Homarid_Strike_The_Power: Here's hoping Jordan's brenda body has alternate frowning art.
Juliamon: If ever there was one to catch live, it's this one.
Ceris75: !sir
ElementalAlchemist: oh man
ElementalAlchemist: This is going to be amazing
fuzzy_died: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
gnome_friend: !smash
LRRbot: Put Peppa Pig in Smash, you cowards!
RassilonDND: the extra setup time was needed to convert the Paul cloning vats to kathleen
couldntpickausername: chat are you ready for the Brenda-ing
Feminine_Desires: oh right! This is the *last* session.
Pteraspidomorphi: Is this the last session or does it go up to 10?
NightValien28: the yay command need a clip to the yay
Vanbael: this is going to be Brenda good
NightValien28: Pteraspidomorphi last
Sarah_Serinde: This is indeed the last session
DiscordianTokkan: Last session tonight, yep
SketchyDetails: any word on delays?
PharaohBender27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (10m ago).
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Juliamon: Title just changed
Nigouki: fffffffffffffff, i thought i was late
chi7891: !panic
chesul: do we know how they landed on if they're going to have Dino-Brenda or not?
korvys: @sgowell If you'd said yearbook club, or yearbook commity, or something I would have got it. I was more confused by the grammar. Holding a physical object on alternating weeks seemed... odd.
Baldrash: panicBasket
RassilonDND: no word, but title change so probably 5 minutes
PharaohBender27: @Nigouki Nah, *they're* late
gnome_friend: !findquote late
LRRbot: Quote #1302: "It's a LITTLE late to shift into green." —Graham, during deck-building [2015-12-17]
korvys: Isn't this session 9?
Ceris75: Spoiler alert: Brenda
Baldrash: LRR arrives precisely when they mean to.
LadyAiluros: A stream is never early nor late; it always arrive precisely when it means to
Sarah_Serinde: korvys Nope, 8 of 8
snowcookies: session 8
korvys: Oh
sgowell: @korvys Fair.
sivakrytos: they already shifted into green, lrrbot
Bobtheninjagoldfish: last sessio of trouble in paradise.. yes. Dice
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @sivakrytos
TemporallyAwry: !telldale
sivakrytos: that was last episode
dangerous_safety: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Dale returns to the GM hot seat to run our players through the wild world of Paranoia!) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (11m ago).
gnome_friend: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
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Vanbael: lrrSINGAL !!
Ceris75: SIGNAL
Rockario: I guess if they're in the Underplex it *is* a bit late to try getting green clearance
trogdoorthedoorinator: !LRRSIGNAL
gnome_friend: lrrSIGNAL
Vanbael: lrrSIGNAL !
Forgotten_Sanity: Here we go
Max_Fan: Someone Told Dale the stream was late and got it fixed!
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DoodlestheGreat: This is it. This is when we finally find out: Do Brendas Dream Of Electric Dinos? ConcernDoge
EOstby: Praise Friend Computer for starting stream!
drfox17: so, my bet for the ending of this episode: as their rewards, one stays a brenda, one gets the dino body back, one becomes a blue level person
Unpronounceable: Hi chat!
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KeirenH: kathle3EYE
dangerous_safety: dasSup Just barely had time to finish last weeks episode
Vanbael: Kingdom of Nibbles here we come!
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gnome_friend: sergeHi @Unpronounceable
Feminine_Desires: What was twitch's old font? I figured out how to use the styles.
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Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
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gnome_friend: kathle3EYE
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lady_olynder: thank friend computeer
Ceris75 sings the final countdown
RassilonDND: does the Brenda clone dino? does the dino clone Brenda?
PharaohBender27: @Ceris75 No problem! :)
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Crokoking: The finaly of paranoia and friend computer releases a paranoia game the same week - awesome
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with the finale of Trouble in P4RA-DI5E, our eight part Paranoia campaign on Dice Friends. 🎲 | 📷 ||
Sarah_Serinde: Also chat once the stream stops I'm going to ask you to drop the whole font discussion please :)
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Sarah_Serinde: Err, starts
gnome_friend drops a font
Sarah_Serinde: Not stops
gnome_friend: Now we have font all over the floor
Ceris75: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
ContingentCat: katesThank late dice friends I didn't miss anything
Mystaira: mystaiHeart mystaiMeow
kirbytronic: Let there be Paranoia
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SquirrelLord1111: !telldale
kirbytronic: A smile for you
Clashandius: Obsidian Portal is hosting -- Have a great stream, Dice Friends!
rockman1967: What font is the dice friends logo?
CantWearHats: what's up fellow citizens of Alpha Complex
FriendComputer: we all love friend computer
Ceris75: lrrHAM
Tantusar: Previously on Shooters... [CONTENT CLASSIFIED]. And now, the conclusion.
gnome_friend: sergeHi @CantWearHats we love @FriendComputer
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nanostul: I thought it was Beta complex...
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NightValien28: it might be custom made
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rockman1967: Fun is mandatory
Drummi_: One last session! lrrFINE
gnome_friend: Everyone, give lrrHEART to @FriendComputer
CantWearHats: @RomanGoro I hear it's mandatory!
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Damn_TheGas: Mmmm... diced fry ends.
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kirbytronic: @tantusar I heard that in the Deep Space 9 "last time" narrator
itomeshi: I wonder if the delay was fitting a Branda wig on everyone
Freila_Olympus: We all love friend computer lrrHEART
RassilonDND: uh did anyone else just lose signal?
Ceris75: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
BadAtStuff: Silly @nanostul, there is no beta complex. Only alpha complex and the under complex. Friend computer says so. And you wouldn't disagree with friend computer, right?
Tantusar: @kirbytronic That was the idea.
Vanbael: I lrrHEART f r i e n d c o m p u t e r
e_bloc: probably not as many dice as last time
Sarah_Serinde: CantWearHats slytqHi
AdmiralMemo: This is going to be one heck of a game
Sarah_Serinde: RassilonDND Nope, try refreshing
CantWearHats: @Sarah_Serinde cantweYEAH
rogerivany: Thought I was late
chi7891: lrrBEEJ
GrenFire5: hype
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gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Ceris75 is low on Moxie
AdmiralMemo: @rogerivany Normally you would be
emthemarvelous: time to roll for damage
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corianderd: woooo
noSmokeFire: lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: CantWearHats Haha I hadn't seen that emote and it's awesome
thundershot879: incoming brendasaurs!
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EldarLuin: Yay!
CaptainRedRam dances
gnome_friend: sergeHi @corianderd lrrCORI
Rockario: I think we're past the point of trusting everything firend computer says
BadAtStuff: Alternatively, have you tried dying more.
Kikazi: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrHEART kathle3HEX ysbrydYheart PrideTake PrideWingR
chi7891: Subway100
Ignatiuspants: omg! I didn't realize when I started staying up late to watch the VODs of this game every Monday night that I'd actually be here to watch the finale live!
NightValien28: happy belated birthday dale
Sarah_Serinde: slytqHi lrrHEART
duskcheetah: @e_bloc I'm expecting that card to have been ritually burned
AdmiralMemo: Dice Dice Baby!
Ceris75: Hi Everybody
BadAtStuff: It seems to be working out well for Beej
LlewellynZ: katesHeart katesHeart
shadowdemonz123: Hi
AdmiralMemo: I'm sad for no more Paranoia!
SquirrelLord1111: !panic
noSmokeFire: I give this episode an 8/8
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Conyst: I love friend computer, and I love friend computer, and I love friend computer, and I love friend computer.
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Ignatiuspants: this is so exciting!
kusinohki: finale hype!
Freila_Olympus: lrrHEART !
theAngelsWeep: For once in my life I'm awake early enough to watch this
CantWearHats: some yous to thank
DiscordianTokkan: Cheer100 This will be AMAZING
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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Featherweight_: And it's my Birthday!
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gnome_friend: Happy birthday @Featherweight_ sergeFriend
AdmiralMemo: @CantWearHats Isn't it spelled "youse"? Kappa
Phosphatide: finally here live, just in time for the finale
Mark_D_Stroyer: Wow I caught DF live! Now my kids will stop this for me in five...four...
drfox17: okay twitch, pls don't fail me today
DarkMorford: @Featherweight_ 🎂
TemporallyAwry: WyrmWood - logo is a tree with a face ... didn't notice the face till right now.
CaptainRedRam: Good luck troubleshooters o7
Vezon46: finally getting to catch one of these love. hooray
arcaneIllumination: @Featherweight_ Happy birthday!
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh Featherweight's birthday today, Dale's birthday yesterday!
Ceris75: @Featherweight_ Happy Birthday
FriendComputer: Party222 finale hype
itsastrideh: Can we like... not have this be the last episode?
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mowdownjoe: Adam's gonna be upset over the lack of table-slap.
Sarah_Serinde: !df xp points
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CaptainRedRam: thats a nice mug Ian has
Ceris75: Happy Belated Birthday Dale
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Kikazi: lrrHORN Happy Birthday Dale and @Featherweight_ ! lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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chronoscrow: lrrHEART
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AdmiralMemo: They play Magic... and Magic... and Magic... Kappa
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Kikazi: oh my
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ContingentCat: @drdudeman sometimes a blue cup is just a blue cup
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CantWearHats: featuring Beej as the freshness officer
AdmiralMemo: @drfox17 Throat drops
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drdudeman: @contingentcat that's what the illuminati wants you to think!
EldarLuin: Throat lozenges
northos: oh my
Dread_Pirate_Westley: This stream not yet brought to you by Fisherman's Friends!
Vector_Zero: They are... intense
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh hey there's a road quest date
KeirenH: chilly or chilli
KeirenH: oh
CantWearHats: s p i c y
Vanbael: want.
Kikazi: chili stout eh? interesting!
TemporallyAwry: Why does it look so much like motor oil @.@
mechmagic: dont use more than like 3 in a hour
EldarLuin: At least it's not Buckley's
ghostvalv: :D
Izhuark: Hot Brew !
CaptainRedRam: yeah I thought it was a stout
BadAtStuff: Spicy beer, huh? Sounds neat!
CaptainRedRam: oooh
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Ceris75: So Hot Fun
Sarah_Serinde: :D
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Vector_Zero: Spicy brew!
FriendComputer: "water"
Metalupis: water!
CantWearHats: hydration!
ContingentCat: @Pteraspidomorphi yeah canadian thanksgiving is now Road Quest day
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duskcheetah: Everybody Brenda!
drfox17: kathleen needs no stimulannts, she HAS ALL SHE NEEDS
PunkRockZoologist: Just in case that throat coat was in danger of having any effect.
ChefStephen: cheer18400
TheMerricat: For the person asking what fisherman's friends are -
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AdmiralMemo: Is that like a Brass Monkey?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSPOT
DiscordianTokkan: Aqua Vitae = What some ancient cultures called beer. Aqua Aqua = Just water
flatluigi: thank you kathleen
Tiber727: Not tiltybrew?
Vanbael: thanks Kathleen
jadedcynic: oh, I thought he said "Chewy Stout" which I figured it was just redundancy :D
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Kikazi: wowzas!
northos: katesBoosh
korvys: !quote jacob
LRRbot: Quote #4752: "I've got a thing for the dead, I love the dead, often" —Jacob [2018-03-09]
iSmartMan1: Dang it didn't get the live notification, did I miss anything?
e_bloc: now you have to stick around to the end to be thanked
Ignatiuspants: oh wow! a multitude of bits!
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Juliamon: iSmartMan1 Nope!
chi7891: !stormcount
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drfox17: @DiscordianTokkan Aqua Regia = death
Sarah_Serinde: Ian pls
drfox17: don't drink that
RassilonDND: it's a googleplex of bits?
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Baldrash: GDI Ian.
azureHaights: Wait, what are we snorting?
AdmiralMemo: Brenda Intro!
CaptainRedRam: Good luck Jacob with the auditions
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Sarah_Serinde: :D
CantWearHats: TPK TPK
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Vanbael: cheer65 its what I got but you guys deserve every bit from this chat for this series
domslashryan: I love the peppermint sugar free fishermen friends
DiscordianTokkan: @drfox17 Sound advice! Hahaha
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE Jacob
korvys: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #5454: "I don't know what that does, but I'm gonna do that." —Dale [2018-10-29]
corianderd: yay!
ninja_theory_ashrams: !patreon
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Freila_Olympus: lrrFINE !
kusinohki: I'm not sure I can handle this. someone hold me...
Rhynerd: Party time!
Paranundrox: Oops all Brendas
Sarah_Serinde: Ehehe
TheMerricat: DIno Brenda :-P
e_bloc: Brenda^4
Wrexadecimal: LUL
Vanbael: Everybody Brenda!
CaptainRedRam: Brenda party
DiscordianTokkan: Oops all Brendas!
t3h_f1gm3nt: hbiOops hbiAll Brendas
ContingentCat: oh yeah all brendas
Drummi_: Fishermans Friends vodka is a top tear shot. Would recommend.
starlitdiscord: oh right everyone is brendas now
Gekyouryuu: oh, right, the brenda clones
Eramis8: Brendas, assemble!
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korvys: Brenda "Beej" Dery
Paranundrox: does Blake have wings still?
BadAtStuff: Everybody Brenda!
Phosphatide: oh no LUL
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @korvys
PharaohBender27: Does the music sound slightly different for anyone else?
AdmiralMemo: Kennedy's first time waking up in a different body
corianderd: hahaha
ryuhimora: WHAT
TemporallyAwry: 50/50 on Jordan annihilating his Brenda to get free.
iSmartMan1: Am I the only one mildly disappointed that they got mono-Brenda before they got mono-dinos?
kusinohki: will the brendas have mutations?
northos: Brenda Friends, or Dice Brendas?
EldarLuin: bwahahahahaha
Freila_Olympus: Do the Brenda!
Ignatiuspants: so many Brendas!
JqlGirl: Trouble in Brenda-dice
lady_olynder: sadness, no dinos
thundershot879: no there are no brendasaurs!
Max_Fan: Oh my
PharaohBender27: Brenda Squad go!
Gekyouryuu: this HAD to have been the plan the whole time
jadedcynic: @Phosphatide oh YES!
noSmokeFire: Brenda, Brenda, Brenda, and, of course, Brenda!
DiscordianTokkan: I'm kinda sad the Nibbles Brenda isn't extra lrrFRUMP
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dice Friends, AKA Brenda.
iSmartMan1: THE NAMES :D
chesul: aww, no Dino-Brenda.
ritchards: those names!
snowcookies: lol the names
e_bloc: Brendira so good
Sarah_Serinde: Ahaha beautiful names
CantWearHats: it's brenda o'clock
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Vector_Zero: Does the change to Brenda’s count as a player death for the purposes of the RAM card?
Solipsody: @iSmartMan1 At least they didn't just get Mono.
Paranundrox: 6, 7, 10, 7
gnome_friend: !findquote gamer
LRRbot: Quote #5461: "That's what gamers like: realism." —Adam [2018-10-30]
Ceris75: Green Brenda’s
azureHaights: I'm kind of sad Kathleen is Brennedy (or at least Brenneda)
Unpronounceable: I love the brenda name variants
Paranundrox: what a great team
KeirenH: Kennadenda is a hell of a name
Kramburger: Poor jacob
iSmartMan1: @Solipsody Give it time...
NimrodXIV: so many Brendas
flatluigi: @Gekyouryuu dale has said that the entire brenda thing was based off of a joke jacob made ep 1
Eramis8: I await, the Dino-Brenda, Brenibbles!
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A_Catastrophic_Success: Oops all Green Brendas!
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Twilight_Spark: Das 15 soobs
dr0ne00000: before you kill chat this series has been awesome guys!
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TheMerricat: ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart
jadedcynic: also, the offline briefing stuff (over on the lrr-forums) is even MORE interesting - thanks to Sarah as always :)
rrtycoon2: The most flowery of treason stars, I gather
AdmiralMemo: Brenda Dery Kappa
CaptainRedRam: Nibda
PharaohBender27: Oh boy those names! :D
wynternyghtynggale: yay just in time ! sergeKappaccino
Vanbael: I believe this stream needs more Brenda
chesul: I wonder how long it will take jorden to become a Dino again.
shadowypenguin: no you are in Alpha Complex remember
Shinji16: @pharaohbender27 Yo! Thanks for being awesome!
Solipsody: Why not Irenda?
shadowypenguin: you are going to Beta Complex today
Ignatiuspants: they each start with one treason flower!
PharaohBender27: @Shinji16 You're welcome!
NimrodXIV: :D
DiscordianTokkan: !clip
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SkylerRingtail: This campaign has been a blast. Can't wait to see how it ends! Hopefully Jacob doesn't have an aneurysm, haha.
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flatluigi: YET!
LbxAni: so many subs :) lrrHEART lrrAWESOME itmejpBRO itmejp3 sugars5Luv aimzHeart slytqHeart
Sarah_Serinde: "yes"
NimrodXIV: they WILL
gnome_friend: Ho Chi Minh CITRY!
ContingentCat: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
coolbond: i missed last week what the hell happend last week?!
rogerivany: The Mouse knows all
ninja_theory_ashrams: Disney knows all, owns all
Questhere: friend disney knows all
Kikazi: kathle3HEX kathle3PRISM
gnome_friend: kathle3EYE
arcaneIllumination: Why would Disney sue them?
Eramis8: Beej was drinking!
e_bloc: Camp Kennadenda
KeirenH: kathle3KNOT
wynternyghtynggale: I worked at Disney we are always watching @-@
snowcookies: lol
azureHaights: Camp Kennadenda, we hold you in our hearts! lrrHEART
Vanbael: I'd camp there
rrtycoon2: Kennadenda with a rhododendron.
Sarah_Serinde: Kennadendum
jadedcynic: "I'm gonna take a week's vacation up in the Kennadenda Mountains"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Or something in a Seuss book.
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DoodlestheGreat: My doctor gave me an ointment for my Kennadenda.
Eramis8: Already, clipped, sweet
Max_Fan: Camp Kennadenda has a fiere rivalry with Camp Nettlebee
korvys: "T I L, T Y Dot, H O U S E"
nurovi: Iuptime
LbxAni: @arcaneIllumination because that song is the Mickey Mouse Club theme song
theAngelsWeep: I'm kinda sad that Blake wasn't just Blenda
Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
ContingentCat: wat?
Solipsody: Cap'n, the ship Kennadenda much more o' this!
Vanbael: wut.
Tiber727: I thought Friend Computer was made from Walt Disney's cryogenically preserved brain?
PharaohBender27: OHHH NOOOO
iSmartMan1: Loyalty flower?
arcaneIllumination: @LbxAni Thanks.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh also lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
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ryuhimora: what does the loyalty flower do?
drdudeman: what's that?
starlitdiscord: hmm
bmac_oceanusborealis: ah hope
AdmiralMemo: !df intros
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jadedcynic: BUUUUUUT.....
PharaohBender27 has concerns
Paranundrox: I mean, the Underplex seems reasonably run
TheMerricat: Sadly Disney can't accept gift subs
noSmokeFire: if you are too loyal to the underplex you get sacrificed to the kraken
arcaneIllumination: Is Camp Kennadenda rivals with Camp Nettlebee?
flatluigi: they know _some_ of what's going on
LoadingReadyRun: We don't know what the flowers do yet. They just made it up, so we'll have to find out.
Vanbael: positive reinforcement in this Alpha Complex huh?
ryuhimora: OH BOY
drdudeman: dale outsourced his intro
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun oh I'm more worried now
drdudeman: pro gamer move
Izhuark: We gundam now !
jadedcynic has a nerdgasm
Ignatiuspants: ooh... the flowers are getting exciting!
Talin06: Metal Gear?!
e_bloc: Pride271 Mech up and Heck up
Sarah_Serinde: Imagine that!
Paranundrox: @LoadingReadyRun do did Dale give it to them, or did Beej make it up for them?
thundershot879: um...
Wrexadecimal: shut up and get in the goddamn robot, Brenda Kappa
gnome_friend: Get in the robot, Brenda
Vector_Zero: Au revoir comrades, I shall see you in the VOD
Sarah_Serinde: Paranundrox Give what, the intro? Because that's at !df intros
Sarah_Serinde: Beej didn't make that up
LoadingReadyRun: Beej made it up and Dale immediately asked for them on the overlay.
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Fun is Mandatory.
JqlGirl: come on jordan, express your mutant power!
noSmokeFire: no, the underplex is definitely downwards
Paranundrox: the Loyalty Flower, @Sarah_Serinde
jadedcynic: @Gekyouryuu yes, the underplex has given them underwater work suits that can haul the components they need to set up for the other half of that degaussing field
Clashandius: QuadBrenda, Assemble!
NightValien28: """""""resourcefulness""""""""""
Paranundrox: I'm aware of the intros/aftermaths
JqlGirl: ZBY
Sarah_Serinde: Paranundrox Ah, wasn't sure since Beej already said he made it, but I guess that doesn't mean he gave one to everyone
LbxAni: mechs reminds me I need to play Battletech
kusinohki: "works" as in "kills us 80% of the time"
Rhynerd: Just get in the robot, Brenji
AdmiralMemo: Wait... They're going into the water in mech suits? Won't they just fall to the bottom?
Clashandius: With your powers combined, I am MEGABRENDA!
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydYheart
AdmiralMemo: OK, amphibious then
ninja_theory_ashrams: please tell me the mech suits combine into a larger mech robot
jadedcynic: our TroubleShooters are now a UDT team ;0
Eramis8: Poor Jacob.. can't decide on a voice
NightValien28: are they dino mech?
gnome_friend: lrrWOW lrrIAN
AdmiralMemo: Is there an Underplex version of Kim and Shooters?
drfox17: you know what, they need a RAM card
kusinohki: sudden thought - how much of beta complex have the 'Brenda virus' ?
snowcookies: the cult of the winter king
jadedcynic: you have a NEMESIS :D
Sarah_Serinde: Teamwork!
drfox17: hopefully the ram card from last time
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I try to make my enemies very small.
ContingentCat: @LoadingReadyRun how about all of the above?
throwntowolves subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 65 months!
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jadedcynic: Liam-B (who still has more clones, naturally)
shadowypenguin: i mean heather's not wrong
Sarah_Serinde: :D
AdmiralMemo: @kusinohki A large percentage but not a majority, at least judging by their session where they went there before.
Solipsody: @Dread_Pirate_Westley That just makes it easier for them to sneak up on you.
ninja_theory_ashrams: not avoid
archrequiemd: So is this episode gonna be look the op psuedo epilogue chapters of a video game where you pilot a nearly unstoppable vehicle or armor.
Sarah_Serinde: Pfft
PharaohBender27: Also, speaking of 5-meter rods, if @drfox17 is here, my apologies if I weirded you ouy last time when I, having missed part of the episode, thought that the "spear" was some sort of obscure allusion to a Wagner opera
snowcookies: Jordan just wants to see the kraken again
gnome_friend: !findquote kraken
LRRbot: Quote #6342: "I want to give the kraken a manicure." —Jacob [2019-08-19]
e_bloc: scale issues
jadedcynic: well, yeah, he'd be claustophobic
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Solipsody My characters try to do the ensmallening.
PharaohBender27: Wait, _third_ time?
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 No worries!
Unpronounceable: I noticed that Brenira can speak undercomplex without a very heavy accent now
korvys: I LOVE that the whole Kraken thing has become... a thing... and it was based on Jacob making a bad pun in Episode 1
jadedcynic: @PharaohBender27 ahem yeah.
ContingentCat: """"friends""""
AdmiralMemo: @PharaohBender27 Yep. Last session, we found out that the session that Jacob wasn't there, Jordan visited Kraken Friend again.
ninja_theory_ashrams: !Vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 I mean, the man was speared in a very epic fashion
iSmartMan1: I forgot about the tentacles :D
Solipsody: @Unpronounceable Nice comment/name synergy there.
jadedcynic: yeah.....about that.....
Vanbael: this smells like a trap for Jacob
noSmokeFire: "pretending" to be us
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah im still waiting for the 2nd gen clones to show up
NightValien28: are they more competent?
Eramis8: Jacob, no!
ContingentCat: oh no
Fanklok: I missed 15 minutes what happened
Wrexadecimal: the burn
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
t3h_f1gm3nt: WOW jordan
Ceris75: lol
NimrodXIV: :D
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: OUCH
iSmartMan1: "And Kennedy"
Eramis8: Shots fired
HesGotNoPants: why is everyone an Asian lady?
jadedcynic: THIS is why *our* team *REALLY* got the 'brenda' bodies
Phosphatide: ian no NotLikeThis
NightValien28: you can take the body out of the dino you can't take the dino out of the body
snowcookies: oh, Jacob has black nails. Nice!
gnome_friend: @HesGotNoPants They're all Brenda clones
AdmiralMemo: @Fanklok The intros basically, and questions about the suits and Kraken Friend
Shog456: oh my god brenda
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 Yeah, I actually missed the "moment of impact" live because I was clipping, and . . . that was a thing to see on the VOD
PaperDoopliss: @HesGotNoPants I don't know, and for some reason all these Brendas doesn't interest me at all
Solipsody: @Fanklok They're kibbitzing before actually going out to do anything. So, the usual.
Tantusar: oh autonomous is a MISTAKE
Dog_of_Myth: I just got here and WHAT HAPPENED??
ritchards: chainsaw bear!
Ceris75: CLAAB
Gekyouryuu: well, Kennedy was the only non-dino, so Kennedy wouldn't be one of the handsome ones
drfox17: shoulder mounted torpedoes
ninja_theory_ashrams: autonomous explosive
chesul: chainsaw gun!
PharaohBender27: @HesGotNoPants That's Brenda's body. They're working for Underplex now
thedepthandbreadthofseth: have they ever explained why Ian's character has a rat with it?
Clashandius: The Dice Friends put the "rend" in Brenda.
gnome_friend: TEETH
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Summoning CLAAB, please. It worked so well last time.
iSmartMan1: Please bring back Gori for this finale!
Ignatiuspants: bear-bot with a gun that shoots out other guns that then shoot cheinsaws?
drfox17: "We've got plenty of torpedoes, Fox!"
DiscordianTokkan: Brendæ plus ChainsawBearMechs? Yes Please.
arcaneIllumination: A chainsaw bear with a bot?
Wrexadecimal: So a zeon amphibious type mobile suit? :D
gnome_friend: Something that can cut through an AT field?
Rockario: This is teasing a Cori guest-appearance, and I know it won't happen but I can dream
Sarah_Serinde: thedepthandbreadthofseth Pretty sure that's just part of the background that happens to be near his character illustration
PMAvers: "So, we hacked this bot you might know named CLAAB..."
Solipsody: Is the team "pretending" to be them just... Also them?
HesGotNoPants: who is underplex?
Talin06: Are we Patlabor now?
TheMerricat: Big strong hands? :-)
theAngelsWeep: oh dear
PharaohBender27: @HesGotNoPants So I feel I should ask, how many sessions have you seen?
LoadingReadyRun: Yes can confirm. The rat is part of the background. It's treason to know about rats from what I understand.
jadedcynic: I think the decanting process went a little off in putting these minds in brenda-bodies...
ArkhamArchivist: oh it's totes the "missing" clones @Solipsody
gnome_friend: !findquote rat
LRRbot: Quote #4037: "We're young and angry and we got rat babies to feed" —Cori [2017-02-21]
AdmiralMemo: Jordan knows about rats, though, I know.
Clashandius: @TheMerricat It's a reference to The Neverending Story
HesGotNoPants: @pharaohbender27 maybe 30 minutes in parts
Ceris75: lol
ninja_theory_ashrams: but is it an R.O.U.S.?
TheMerricat: @Clashandius I know, that's why I caught it. :-)
RurouniGeo: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
drfox17: "We're going to need guns. Lots of guns"
Clashandius: Oh okay! lrrFINE
jadedcynic: I mean, 'a bomb' is a VERY SPECIFIC TERM with ONLY ONE possible meaning LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Gun for now? Guns for DAYS
AdmiralMemo: Haha
TheMerricat: Maybe she should ask for a loudspeaker. :-P
MrPhlip: !addquote (Kathleen) I want something where I can press a button and throw it at somebody and turn them into not somebody. | as Kennedy
LRRbot: New quote #6430: "I want something where I can press a button and throw it at somebody and turn them into not somebody." —Kathleen, as Kennedy
PharaohBender27: @HesGotNoPants Hm. I'll DM you with a summary as best I can
drfox17: jordan just going to weild them like flintlocks
dangerous_safety: This alpha complex is WAY BETTER
noSmokeFire: the button says "be not"
Rhynerd: Nice.
Paranundrox: this place is so much better :P
kusinohki: eva, patlabor, and now trigon...
AdmiralMemo: @drfox17 Wait, what's the name of the death guy from Overwatch? I suspect that Jordan's just going to fire and throw away.
Nuurgle: button is labeled "UNDO"
HesGotNoPants: @jadedcynic theres time bombs, or missiles, or land mines, or granades,
drfox17: @AdmiralMemo Reaper?
J4c03: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 22:51.
Dog_of_Myth: Butt Bombs Go!
Tantusar: !quote yes
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ContingentCat: of course Dale'll say yes to that
jadedcynic: @HesGotNoPants exactly :D
drfox17: Jacob: "DIE DIE DIE"
Tantusar: !findquote yes
LRRbot: Quote #6061: "YES! God is dead!" —Kathleen [2019-05-25]
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
AdmiralMemo: @drfox17 Yeah Reaper. I imagine Jordan pulling a Reaper on these guns.
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote say yes
LRRbot: Quote #5192: "I'm not saying no to your idea, I'm saying yes to the idea you mentioned earlier." —Dale [2018-07-23]
jadedcynic: @Ceris75 think more like four toads Kappa
Eramis8: !findquote dino
LRRbot: Quote #6394: "Now you're thinking with dino!" —Jacob [2019-09-16]
DiscordianTokkan: I played in a FATE game with a robot bonobo named Robonobo that could poop C4 and throw it. So. It's tradition for robots to poop bombs??
bmac_oceanusborealis: they get to squid it
iSmartMan1: Timer?
ninja_theory_ashrams: bomb located in exhaust port... I love this plan, I'm proud to be a part of it.
kirbytronic: I was drinking water dammit xD my throat
Rockario: Same with laser pistols, they're just welding devices, right?
Clashandius: Mech Poop-Bombs make a lot of logical sense. You run. You poop a bomb. You keep running. Tactics!
iSmartMan1: What timer?
AdmiralMemo: Oven Timer Bomb
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes. Timer.
arcaneIllumination: I'm assuming they are dressed in green only because they are sneaking into Alpha/Beta Complex, because I remember that undercomplex didn't have restrictions on what color objects people could touch based on their clearance level.
itsastrideh: egg timer bomb
drfox17: I'm pretty sure there were actual 20th century grenades with that mechanism
mechmagic: simon says style bomb
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NightValien28: the amount of guns jacob has concerns me
AdmiralMemo: @arcaneIllumination They were all green in Alpha Complex last time already
Solipsody: @arcaneIllumination They've all got Gs in their names.
itsastrideh: I'm imagining the egg bombs smell like sulfur
jadedcynic: violence - gymnastics? ;)
NimrodXIV: chut spa
DiscordianTokkan: Chutney-spa day
snowcookies: lol
Wrexadecimal: BEEJ
drfox17: just gonna toss my giant foil rares on the table
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dale almost didn't say yes!
drfox17: just like Allison taught us
Clashandius: hkhkhkhkhkhUTZPAH!
jadedcynic: @arcaneIllumination @Solipsody the 'undercomplex' has the LOWEST security clearance of Green
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
SajuukSjet: we just gundam'd, didn't we
Ceris75: So is that ram card still in effect
ritchards: there's this thing we talked about in episode one...
PharaohBender27: !findquote moxie
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Jump into a copper "pipe."
Solipsody: @Ceris75 They definitely aren't rolling enough dice for that.
arcaneIllumination: @Solipsody @AdmiralMemo Yeah, but they are in new bodies that are in Undercomplex. I remember that they are G rank, but I was wondering why they weren't taking advantage of Undercomplex's rules and dressing more colorfully/varied.
Unpronounceable: They're probably uncomfortable outside a monochrome jumpsuit
AdmiralMemo: @arcaneIllumination I suspect that other than Jordan, they're not used to it, so they don't think of it. Jordan wants his Macklemore coat, though.
Paranundrox: "at least we're not on camera"
Solipsody: @arcaneIllumination They don't even have different faces, you expect them to make different clothes?
PharaohBender27: :D
KeirenH: she's not on camera this time
jadedcynic: Yeah, also these clones are how many hours old? How much time have they had to even THINK about this?
arcaneIllumination: @Unpronounceable @AdmiralMemo @Solipsody Fair enough.
ritchards: "accident"
Sarah_Serinde: Jordenda has so many emoji
AdmiralMemo: @jadedcynic Probably like an hour or two.
PharaohBender27: (Sees lrrBEEEJ ) These damn kids and their phones! Kappa
jadedcynic: maybe that's already the case, Kennadenda? ;)
drfox17: wow beej
drfox17: Beej just a Gundam nerd
ritchards: what;s that a reference to?
jadedcynic: WHALE PLAID, BEEJ! lrrBEEJ
ritchards: ah, Gundam
RurouniGeo: asv9 boxer?
drfox17: Whilte_Reflection.mp3
Izhuark: Sick patlabor reference
Sarah_Serinde: Welp, the mechs are now going to function worse than originally intended :P
HesGotNoPants: hail zeon beej
AdmiralMemo: Jacob "Swimmy Jets" Burgess
jadedcynic: BYE Jorenda! ;)
Clashandius: Swim E-Jets. They're electronic. Electronic Jets. That swim.
LbxAni: "Beej and Ian try to make each other laugh while no one understands what they're talking about time" is fun :)
HesGotNoPants: <message deleted>jacob sounds drunk
jadedcynic: Jacob wants an Tesla-autodrive ;)
Rockario: Looks like ASV-99 is a Patlabor thing?
TemporallyAwry: Except Beej just said their mismatched mechs :D
Paranundrox: someone has +1 to that!
ContingentCat: sergeModLove
Nigouki: Rockario it is
gnome_friend: sergeModLove
ninja_theory_ashrams: do they use a silent caterpillar drive?
Fanklok: Bej said they might be mismatched
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Phosphatide: are they differently colored and have the ability to combine? lrrBEEJ
Paranundrox: lrrFINE
snowcookies: oh no
NimrodXIV: suspicious
theAngelsWeep: That's ominous
jadedcynic: devil is in the details....I'd WORRY about that one failure....
ContingentCat: except...
PharaohBender27 is suspicious of Dale's generosity
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Obey Heather.
Fanklok: @Phosphatide But who forms the head?
Earthenone: fair
kusinohki: "you don't need to worry about..." *immediately worries*
jadedcynic: Jacob is NOT WRONG
AdmiralMemo: Haha
DiscordianTokkan: I really need to watch Patlabour again...
Tantusar: Well, Jacob, you've only been here for *seven* weeks.
Sarah_Serinde: !quote Dale
LRRbot: Quote #5149: "Whatever sound he is making, is not one of the familiar sounds." —Dale, as DM [2018-07-09]
NightValien28: yes but who is dale helping?
snowcookies: !findquote helper
LRRbot: Quote #6275: "'I keep trying to get away with stuff and you won't let me.' 'I know. I'm a helper!'" —Beej and Dale [2019-08-05]
AdmiralMemo: Dale is helpful... Define "help" though. :D
Ceris75: lol
jadedcynic: DING! Ian hit it!
CaptainRedRam: To be fair Jacob hasn't been at the same table for the last 8 weeks.
Baldrash: @NightValien28 The viewers.
ritchards: !advice
LRRbot: Trust Margaret.
NightValien28: Baldrash perfect
SydPreviouslyHeadache: it will be fun
Izhuark: Leaves in the wind !
Sarah_Serinde: :D
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Ignore Heather.
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh good
ninja_theory_ashrams: then Jacob's halucinagenic kicks in, and Dale's laughing visage dissolves into the devil
chaostreader: !findquote future
LRRbot: Quote #5055: "The future is Corners" —Ian [2018-06-17]
Solipsody: Seven weeks in and Jacob still seems to think this is one of those games where you can "win".
NimrodXIV: MORE suspicious
ContingentCat: on point bad advice
DiscordianTokkan: OH NO
HesGotNoPants: jacob is gonna have a panic attack
flatluigi: play it beej play it beej
Sarah_Serinde: That reaction from Beej, too
AdmiralMemo: Play it!
jadedcynic: "Oh, I don't whose writing this is." -Beej :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, that's a terrifying phrase in this context
arcaneIllumination: Well, now Jacob has given Dale a mission.
corianderd: awww i wonder who wrote the card
ContingentCat: @flatluigi reminder they can't see us now, only Heather is watching like always
caelusaran: Aren't all the Brendas already amphibious?
kirbytronic: Jacob should be required to be in all future Dale games xD
DiscordianTokkan: I hope it was Ben or Matt's writing (because I assume Beej'd recognize Heather's)
iSmartMan1: You all HAVE to reveal those cards at the end of this
Sarah_Serinde: corianderd :D
SajuukSjet: we must remember to learn what was written on Beej's card at the end, after that look on his face :D
DiscordianTokkan: @corianderd Yessssss
Tantusar: @caelusaran, yes, but, heavy items and heavy pressure.
Paranundrox: oh dear
gnome_friend: lrrCORI
arcaneIllumination: @caelusaran Even if they are, they aren't strong enough to lift 5 meter long beams.
Sarah_Serinde: DiscordianTokkan Beej got a card written by Heather last week, so yeah
PharaohBender27: Oooh, that's why Underplex wants to fix the degaussing coul, isn't it?
gnome_friend: Barnacles!
TheMerricat: Let's be serious though, of all the people who could have written them - Heather, Cori, Dale. Does it really matter? It's just which flavor of doom is about to happen. :-P
Alness49: So is there additional incentive to use Ram cards other then to mess stuff up?
Solipsody: It's probably covered with razor mussels.
AdmiralMemo: @corianderd I want CLAAB to make a final guest appearance, whether or not you're available to make a surprise visit. :D
Paranundrox: usually RAM cards provide some kind of buff
Tantusar: well now i want a piece of instrumental music called barancle graveyard
Ceris75: Chat knows
RassilonDND: lol barnicles, brendacles, who knows?
Tantusar: *barnacle
Fruan: Barnacle graveyard - the barnyard
Sarah_Serinde: Alness49 Sometimes you get good things from them, and bad things happen to other people. Sometimes you're one of the other people :P
azureHaights: #unsubscribebarnaclefacts
Ceris75: Chat always knows.
gnome_friend: Thank you for subscribing to barnacle facts
AdmiralMemo: Dale "Probably doesn't matter" Friesen
PharaohBender27: katesScared
drdudeman: buffered :(
Shinji16: @azurehaights Thank you for subscribing to barnacle facts
Ceris75: So no phil then?
PharaohBender27: @drdudeman lrrHEART Also this is why the good lord gave us VODs
Sarah_Serinde: gasp
silvalunae: I thought brenda's had gills
Paranundrox: and Kennedy's...
ravenlord18j: i just arrive how time did i miss
PharaohBender27: @silvalunae Good point!
AdmiralMemo: There's a reason it's called ALPHA Complex and yours is BETA Complex. Kappa
ContingentCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 35:40.
asddsa28: sing
ravenlord18j: ty
ninja_theory_ashrams: glory to ünderplex
ElementalAlchemist: The slight differences are really interesting though
Kikazi: oh no
AdmiralMemo: *.rmf
DiscordianTokkan: It plays a techno remix of I Love Friend Computer
silvalunae: I Love Friend Computer dodo dodo dodo
Phosphatide: brendira starts playing midi tracks of peanuts
gnome_friend: We love Friend Computer
PharaohBender27: @ninja_theory_ashrams Was that meant to be an umlaut? If so, I have a new complaint about the new font
drfox17: welp Now We Have An Idea for A Campaign
ninja_theory_ashrams: I love this plan, I'm proud to be a part of it
AdmiralMemo: Haha
AdmiralMemo: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at
drfox17: a Call of Cuthulu game
ContingentCat: friendly reminder: god's aren't always benevolent
Feminine_Desires: clip in question:
Ceris75: Now I want a Ghostbusters camaign
ninja_theory_ashrams: @pharaohbender27 yes
chaostreader: !findquote god
LRRbot: Quote #6061: "YES! God is dead!" —Kathleen [2019-05-25]
eSeamus: We need to get them a copy of the Ghostbusters RPG.
gnome_friend: Kennadenda!
iSmartMan1: Does anyone else remember the Ghostbusters cartoon?
gnome_friend: Ho Chi Minh CITY!
Ignatiuspants: LRR as Ghostbusters would also be a great Dice Friends campaign
drfox17: Paul = Egon? or Ian?
drfox17: Ian & Paul as Egon and Ray, not nessecarily in that order
Sarah_Serinde: Good luck with that request :D
MrPhlip: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] I like my mouth, but I'll take any mouth. | as Kennedy
LRRbot: New quote #6431: "I like my mouth, but I'll take any mouth." —Kathleen, as Kennedy [2019-09-30]
eSeamus: The GM in the Ghostbusters TTRPG is canonically the Ghostmaster.
TheMerricat: Since Paul is off screen I think it has to be Ian.
Ignatiuspants: yes
dangerous_safety: Kennadenda definitely needs to be said with a mexican accent
gnome_friend: !findquote friend
LRRbot: Quote #6313: "'The two nicest words in all of Dice Friends:' 'Tell Dale.'" —Beej, and then everyone in unison
DarkMorford: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
ContingentCat: """friends"""
Tantusar: well that's a very specific denial
viridimayai: Not having watched the other episodes and coming in to 4 new portraits is quite an experience ot have TWICE!
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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gnome_friend: Snowcookies!
drfox17: oh ian
Wrexadecimal: lrrIAN lrrIAN lrrIAN lrrIAN
Solipsody: Jordenda, Jordenda, Jordenda... There's an old saying: Don't count your barges before they're degaussed.
Phosphatide: nerrrrds
FriendComputer: why
DiscordianTokkan: I spat beer at Owari.
DarkMorford: LOL
gnome_friend: lrrHEART @FriendComputer
ritchards: well, snowcookies, you have your challenge ;)
drdudeman: what's that mean?
AdmiralMemo: "Cold Sad"
NightValien28: cold sad?
DiscordianTokkan: Owari = End
TheMerricat: Shawarma? :-P
Alness49: Is Computer just Hatsuni Miku?
duskcheetah: Friend Computer, I Love you. End.
azureHaights: Lukewarm Ambivalence
snowcookies: I don't know japanese, sorry
KeirenH: actually coffee
SydPreviouslyHeadache: cold sad is awfully close to coleslaw
flatluigi: this sure is counting your chickens
ninja_theory_ashrams: Adam as Winston (no nonsense, just in it for the money)
Clashandius: They have to have lofty dreams so that when the dreams get crushed later, we, as the audience, feel for them.
Conyst: just what Nibbles always wanted a lot of guns
drfox17: Kathleen as Venkman?
AdmiralMemo: Jacob "It's NOT helpful, but thank you" Burgess
drfox17: or Ben?
drdudeman: and just like nibbles gets lots of guns and few opportunities to use them
chaostreader: In case of emergency, gun can be used as a blunt force weapon.
Tantusar: Ooooooh, it can, though.
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob pls :D
bmac_oceanusborealis: Dale "I'm sure its fine" Friesen
snowcookies: friendship!
NimrodXIV: he keeps asking that....
FriendComputer: friends
Rockario: He's checking in on this a *lot*
chesul: Conyst well, it's the second on their list probably, right after "Be a DINO!!!"
drfox17: @chaostreader Jason Todd taught me that!
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
korvys: Kraken fan-art
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Never say it can't get worse.
MrPhlip: !addquote (Jacob) [now] And just to check in, again, we're all friends, yes? | as Jordan
LRRbot: New quote #6432: "And just to check in, again, we're all friends, yes?" —Jacob, as Jordan [2019-09-30]
AdmiralMemo: Pickles?
Ceris75: lol
Phosphatide: do we have a quote from jacob in the database just saying "god DAMN it, dale" LUL
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Crashzxs: woo!
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korvys: 5 xp points per pixel
Conyst: @chesul and right before eat meat
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 I see lrrKATHLEEN as more a Spengler type, myself
chesul: Conyst indeed. I bet he's still sad about not getting the meat they had.
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 I had assumed Ian or Paul in that role
arcaneIllumination: Did Brendira discover someones "Taxes" folder?
Ceris75: "helpful"
gnome_friend: !findquote helpful
LRRbot: Quote #5039: "Take my hand, it's covered in helpful lubricant!" —Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-11]
AdmiralMemo: @Phosphatide With the context just being "often"
flatluigi: hang on dale
TheMerricat: Dale = "These are helpful lights" - doubt.
Sarah_Serinde: :D
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 Oh wait, we're doing the whole crew? I thought it was just who's playing this campaign
Solipsody: Has anyone asked why the Underplex decided to standardize on Brenda in the first place, and how that's compatible with the dream of individual freedom Jordan has been having?
pyrehand: reflections from a discoball?
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 OH Beej as Janine
Conyst: that is scary. not all of them
BloodnBullets: cockpit lights of liam-Bs mech
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not all of them.
snowcookies: great
Phosphatide: @AdmiralMemo perfection
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 Oh, then yeah, iwth that restriction, perfect
Kikazi: and all the looney tunes cartoons just came back to me :D
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 Jacob as Venkman then
Shinji16: "Not all of them" Oh goodness, Dale is great at being menacing
kerbalized_: no dinos? wow.... I have to finish the vod
ContingentCat: "human waste" in what sense
arcaneIllumination: @Solipsody To be fair, the Brenda has mostly been for infiltration. I'm pretty sure most civilians in Undercomplex aren't Brenda.
gnome_friend: !findquote waste
LRRbot: Quote #583: "I'm wasting cards, err tokens, err tickets! Whatever they're called in this game!" —Cameron [2015-08-12]
AdmiralMemo: @kerbalized_ It's now "Oops, All Brenda"
MadWolf1290: I'm sure it's been done, but is it fair to squeee about the Road Quest release date announcement?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah regular people in the Underplex aren't Brendas
DiscordianTokkan: Oh no! My stream froze for a few seconds. ... All the more excuse to do a rewatch binge once this ep's on YouTube... :D
kerbalized_: lol i noticed @admiralmemo
gnome_friend: !findquote squeet
LRRbot: Quote #4663: "Ah, the squeet taste of victory." —Ian [2018-02-07]
Tantusar: Sure, Brendira, that's the logical conclusion.
PharaohBender27: @kerbalized_ Yeah. A lot happened last episode - which, come to think of it, is true of _every_ episode in the wacky campaign
Conyst: Alpha complex is always hungry
Sarah_Serinde: But they had spare Brenda clones to give the party when they transwered here
AdmiralMemo: @arcaneIllumination There are a significant number of Brendas in Underplex, but yeah, it's not a majority.
drfox17: @MadWolf1290 Fair to squee!
Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, Beej.
AdmiralMemo: Nibbot!
PharaohBender27: Fun fact, given all the Ghostbusters talk - I once sat next to the woman who played Slimer on a plane. I was 7 at the time, and have only the vaguest memory of it - according to my parents, she taught me how to play Crazy Eights
kerbalized_: wait is it out??
Conyst: Almost choked on my tea at Nibbot
AdmiralMemo: @PharaohBender27 That's wild
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo I don't remember if that's true or not, I thought the Brendas were just for infiltration
ninja_theory_ashrams: all this underwater diving construction makes me want to watch "The Abyss" again
wynternyghtynggale: shooters!: road quest edition
TheMerricat: what happened to nibot 1?
ContingentCat: @kerbalized_ just a new trailer with release date (oct/14)
arcaneIllumination: @kerbalized_ The airing date has been announced. Oct 14.
MadWolf1290: @kerbalized_ release date announced: 10/14
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
Juliamon: !roadquest
LRRbot: Ready for a road trip? ROAD QUEST is coming 14 October!
Clashandius: The captions are so good.
wynternyghtynggale: sergeMoly sergeMoly
snowcookies: first ep probe that was insulated TheMerricat
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde I vaguely remember Dale saying something about "a number of Brendas" from that episode, so that's what I'm basing that off of. Could easily be wrong.
arcaneIllumination: @TheMerricat It was that sphere drone they found in ep 1
AdmiralMemo: The CLAAB bots?
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo It's been a while so I genuinely don't remember, you could be right
PharaohBender27: @AdmiralMemo As I remember, I had a hard time believing her when she said she had played Slimer, because I had assumed whoever played Slimer would _look_ like Slimer, as she was, as I recall, a relatively thin woman
ninja_theory_ashrams: as opposed to the alpha complex irregulars Kappa
ContingentCat: it occurs to me it was never defined how strong the bomb is, they could be like cherry bombs
drfox17: violence melee!
Conyst: Smart thinking on Nibbles part
korvys: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #5455: "I have all these food-based skills!" —Dale [2018-10-29]
Rockario: Are bombs more or less powerful underwater?
matufin0: bombbot away!
drfox17: @ContingentCat The nice thing about water is that it's incompressible, so it transfers energy VERY well
Nigouki: AVS-99 is ~7m tall, crushing normal fleshbags should be easy
chaostreader: @rockario Yes?
eric_christian_berg: Babomb.
ninja_theory_ashrams: what roll for pushing a bomb out your exhaust port?
gnome_friend: !findquote abyss
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Solipsody: @Rockario That's a complicated question. The shockwave travels much further...
PharaohBender27: @AdmiralMemo Also I was a dumb 7-year-old who had a minimal understanding of special effects
korvys: !findquote ocean
LRRbot: Quote #4220: "It's almost 9, the ocean is closed!" —Heather [2017-05-24]
caelusaran: Now i want to watch Jacob play Subnautica.
kerbalized_: bombs are a lot more destructive under water because we have soft fleshy bodies
AdmiralMemo: Nib-bot 2
ContingentCat: @drfox17 ah right so a safe distance away would be harder to achieve
e_bloc: we all float down here
AdmiralMemo: @PharaohBender27 I suspect you thought it was a real ghost acting, didn't you? :D
chesul: so, a Nibbot near his Nibbutt?
arcaneIllumination: How did these armed forces manage to set up this "Eat at Joe's" sign, and how did. they know they would be coming here?
AdmiralMemo: @arcaneIllumination Also, who is Joe? lrrBEEJ
PharaohBender27: @AdmiralMemo I might well have! :D
Homarid_Strike_The_Power: It's a good thing Nibbles learned how to poop. That skill is going to save Alpha Complex!
drfox17: @ContingentCat Yes, FAR is very good when dealing with underwater explosions
CaptainRedRam: @arcaneIllumination likely that failure earlier
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHEART Underplex
ninja_theory_ashrams: competent people... booo
kerbalized_: old WW2 training said if your destroyer sinks, get your mouth and butt outta the water so the depth chargers do less damage to your organs
PharaohBender27: @AdmiralMemo I honestly don't remember
drdudeman: what funny looking watch is Jacob wearing?
wynternyghtynggale: loving Jacob's outfit and nails tonight
arcaneIllumination: @CaptainRedRam Which failure? Was there one beyond Kennadenda's mech pilot roll?
arcaneIllumination: Which wasn't even a. failure.
gnome_friend: I love the name Kennadenda
AdmiralMemo: Bot-lake?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
drdudeman: I hope Kathleen does a spinoff of camp nettlebee called camp kennadenda
Paranundrox: Eyebot :P
drfox17: hahaha
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Blake's iBot?
Conyst: @drdudeman I don't think that is a watch just a wristband
drfox17: subscribe iBot facts
BloodnBullets: the foremost bot
gnome_friend: !card anafenza, the foremost
LRRbot: Anafenza, the Foremost [WBG] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [4/4] | Whenever Anafenza, the Foremost attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on another target tapped creature you control. / If a nontoken creature an opponent owns would die or a creature card not on the battlefield would be put into an opponent's graveyard, exile that card instead.
sgowell: Is that like Noob Saibot?
rogerivany: The Foremost bot
Arclight_Dynamo: @drdudeman Ah! A camp setting... in the Paranoia universe. :P
Inquisitor_Xian: The foremost robotic suits
ElementalAlchemist: Moxy?
CaptainRedRam: @arcaneIllumination Balkenda's roll when they went in formation and swam to the spot in which they needed to go 2 successes and one failure
Rockario: "I'm happy with that" lmao
AdmiralMemo: Submersible Moxie!
Solipsody: Why isn't Jacob panicking about how smoothly Dale is allowing this to go so far?
electroswagnetism: That would be the exact kind of weird rule that Paranoia would have
drdudeman: I wonder what a warhammer themed Dice Friends would be like
Conyst: moxy works best underwater
Paranundrox: drops one of the bombs, the others work?
korvys: @Solipsody Saving the panic for later?
ContingentCat: @Solipsody I'm sure he is on some level
AdmiralMemo: @Solipsody He kind of already has a little. :D
arcaneIllumination: @CaptainRedRam Thanks. My internet has been shitting itself regularly recently.
Max_Fan: I think they mean without damaging beta complex?
PharaohBender27: So I might have missed it, do we know what these bots are supposed to do?
CaptainRedRam: np @arcaneIllumination I hope it runs better for tonight's stream
NightValien28: timer set to one sec-bom
Solipsody: @AdmiralMemo In general, but specifically the bombs... Dale hasn't thrown them a single curve. He even volunteered that the bombs are waterproof. He WANTS this to happen.
AdmiralMemo: @PharaohBender27 They're normally just excursion bots with cameras, but they've strapped bombs to them.
arcaneIllumination: @PharaohBender27 Take their bombs to the armed forces and blow them up.
drfox17: @PharaohBender27 I think the bots are attached to the suits as scouts/cameras
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: Thanks, @AdmiralMemo , @arcaneIllumination , and @drfox17 !
gnome_friend: !findquote bomb
LRRbot: Quote #541: "... and also bombs..." —Paul [2015-07-27]
kerbalized_: "each bomb is 15 megatons"
wynternyghtynggale: !findquote boom
LRRbot: Quote #5279: "I wanna make things go boom boom!" —Paul [2018-08-23]
chaostreader: Bombs are measured in amount of tnt to make a similar explosion.
PharaohBender27: Oooh, clever!
arcaneIllumination: @CaptainRedRam It hasn't so far. Really need to reset the router at some point soon. That has fixed it in the past.
Clashandius: The bombs are confetti bombs for birthdays. Still deadly. But festive.
AdmiralMemo: Suck it, Joe!
SajuukSjet: they act as depth charges, which would be interesting to dealw ith
matufin0: 2 out of 3 ain't bad
Phosphatide: now it just says EAT T OE S
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @Phosphatide
gnome_friend: Do not eat the delicious toes
PharaohBender27: katesScared
ninja_theory_ashrams reads description of "holy hand grenade." blast radius larger than throw distance.
Paranundrox: hahaha
Solipsody: Presumably the one that went of prematurely definitely didn't get away.
Rockario: Line the pieces up so they're going to get assembled, and then slam it all down against the hull like a Megazord
Kramburger: F
ContingentCat: oh my
AdmiralMemo: "does not come back" is interesting
Conyst: not Nibbot 2
BlindProphet32: BLOOD FEUD!!
BloodnBullets: oil feud?
TemporallyAwry: It's the last session, you can get away with saying that stuff now.
kerbalized_: @ninja_theory_ashrams look up the Davey Crockett Nuke for a similar effect
drfox17: Nib-bot 02: THE FINAL BOSS
Metalupis: you owe your drone's master a major boon
Vezon46: the foremost drone
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
snowcookies: references
Gekyouryuu: Anafenza?
ContingentCat: wow what an Ian name
Paranundrox: well NOW nibbot 2 will
AdmiralMemo: @drfox17 Nib-bot 2 joins with the cyber-kraken Kappa
CaptainRedRam: lol ian
SajuukSjet: VYGR :D
CaptainRedRam: Drop_Tables;
duskcheetah: I really want a sequel to this campaign!
CaptainRedRam: XD
Conyst: Nibbot 2 will be missed and will not miss
wynternyghtynggale: nib-bot 2 and the kraken re happily married
gnome_friend: !card frantic search
LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
gnome_friend untaps alpha complex
arcaneIllumination: Wait, I thought Nib-bot 2 came back, just heavily damaged.
northos: Beej's came back damage, nib-bot didn't come back
northos: *damaged
Drummi_: Anafenza and Frantic Search in same deck? 4c is fine.
TrueSkorn: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 58:31.
azureHaights: Yay, greebled
Conyst: as stealthy as one can be in a mech.
gnome_friend: @Drummi_ maybe it's Anafenza, kin-tree spirit to stay in Azorius
Shinji16: !doguptime
Baldrash: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:53:37. lrrSPOT
ritchards: !updog
Drummi_: @gnome_friend maby.
korvys: Don't make questions statements - Dale will say yes. :P
AdmiralMemo: Alpha Complex: Too Big To Fail
PharaohBender27: :D
Sarah_Serinde: That sounds like an Alpha Complex motto honestly
Conyst: which is why it failed
Wrexadecimal: yesss
DarkMorford: HORNER
t3h_f1gm3nt: god dammit ian
PharaohBender27: DAMMIT IAN
NimrodXIV: I'm so angry
Kramburger: When there was only one set of tracks in the sand
Tantusar: What if Kim was in the group of ships under the sector?
AdmiralMemo: @Tantusar I want to see CLAAB
Sarah_Serinde: :D
DiscordianTokkan: Wales or Whales?
korvys: Welsh?
t3h_f1gm3nt: OMG
NightValien28: what
DiscordianTokkan: Oh
Kramburger: WOOOOOooooooooooooo
e_bloc: ah welsh. . . errr
NightValien28: who speaks danish?
northos: that is an IMMENSELY Kathleen card :D
BusTed: 🐋
t3h_f1gm3nt: SOMEONE CALL DORY
GDwarf: The dark language of Welsh?
niccus: 100x slowed down jpop
Conyst: whalers
BusTed: Ahab
ContingentCat: welp RIP whale
chaostreader: Giant squid
Shinji16: "I just think it would be fun" BEST REASON
snowcookies: Apollo 18 album cover
bmac_oceanusborealis: No whale freind
azureHaights: A normal ass-whale?
AdmiralMemo: Oh right... Phil McKraken
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PharaohBender27: BLUBBER
RangerOfVoid: what type of whale? blue whale?
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] You know, what this needs is the chance of a blubber explosion.
LRRbot: New quote #6433: "You know, what this needs is the chance of a blubber explosion." —Kathleen [2019-09-30]
kerbalized_: We're whalers on the moon
Twizted_Seed: All brendra's all the time
SydPreviouslyHeadache: well. given the choice to befriend a whale or a kracken, i'd like to befriend the latter more
DoodlestheGreat: Heather, you're a treasure.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Misanthropic, or miswhalic.
bmac_oceanusborealis: That description of the whale made me lol for real
gnome_friend: TEETH
BloodnBullets: 🐋 lrrCOW
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Drummi_: Thanks Heather...
wynternyghtynggale: yes heather ! Honk in whale
gnome_friend: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ContingentCat: Sperm whales are famously Dickish
Ceris75: This is goona be good
archrequiemd: That poor endangered creature
HorusFive: Filled with Hate
TheBloodsparrow: Oh thank you, I was about to feel bad about the whale
e_bloc: Heather doing the lord's work
PharaohBender27: :D
ContingentCat: katesThank Heather
DiscordianTokkan: Whale Honks are massive, underwater
kerbalized_: hooooOOOOOOOooooooonk
shadowypenguin: how about moby dick
Dog_of_Myth: Why no Narwhals?
ContingentCat: @DiscordianTokkan it's more like hhooOOoooOoonk
shadowypenguin: there is an angry whale what did you expect
dangerous_safety: sperm whale do fight colossal squid deep underwater, and squid are basically micro krakens
Dog_of_Myth: Y
Drummi_: Sperm whales eat squids.
Dog_of_Myth: Did I do it right?
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
Rathclav: Honk
silvalunae: alonzeee
gnome_friend: Y
wynternyghtynggale: Y
AdmiralMemo: Also, I just realized Blake is at TEN now
e_bloc: Y
Drummi_: Y
ContingentCat: Y
couldntpickausername: of course my mom needed help with something tonight. ok what'd I miss?
kusinohki: !honk
silvalunae: :Y
Fruan: Y
kusinohki: Y
StarWarsTHX1138: Y
Ceris75: Y
wynternyghtynggale: :y
kerbalized_: Y
ContingentCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:04:03.
arcaneIllumination: What's with the "Y"s?
gnome_friend: !findquote violence
LRRbot: Quote #269: "I cannot violence at the moment." —Graham [2015-05-11]
corpocracy: Y
Solipsody: @AdmiralMemo Oh... We never made any Blake's 7 jokes when we had the chance, did we?
StarWarsTHX1138: and isn't Jacob already there (in Hell)
snowcookies: untitled goose game
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NightValien28: let's push the whale till it stops
HorusFive: until they stop... doing what?
LlewellynZ: katesWa katesOw
AdmiralMemo: @couldntpickausername Underplex is competent. The team has been given mech suits and bombs. Now they're in combat with a whale.
wynternyghtynggale: !Findquote honk
LRRbot: Quote #1163: "Well this honks! Penis!" —Graham [2015-11-26]
drfox17: oh nooo
HorusFive: Everything?
NightValien28: HorusFive everything
e_bloc: whale the hell not
Drummi_: Onely dream now...
Sarah_Serinde: !y
gnome_friend: Whale Plaid
dangerous_safety: apply violence directly to the afflicted area
gnome_friend: !y
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
gnome_friend: Great command
corianderd: noooooo
TheMerricat: @HorusFive until they stop, just stop.
corianderd: NOOOOOOOO
arcaneIllumination: Oh, now I see the Heather text.
PharaohBender27: ". . . and that was how Alpha Complex was destroyed"
arcaneIllumination: Y
DiscordianTokkan: OH NO
drfox17: OH NOOOO
AdmiralMemo: @couldntpickausername The mission is to attach antennas to a specific part of the underside of Alpha Complex.
BusTed: Haha.
NightValien28: jesus christ
ContingentCat: oh no
BusTed: Creative.
PharaohBender27: OH NO :O
e_bloc: lrrWOW
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrWOW
HorusFive: That's what the hole is for, right?
wynternyghtynggale: all hail heather for making it a command
Homarid_Strike_The_Power: I hope Liam-B's gonna get ate by a whale.
SajuukSjet: 0_o
Drummi_: oh god...
noSmokeFire: steer! that! whale!
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
Inquisitor_Xian: NotLikeThis
TheBloodsparrow: This is great
shadowypenguin: We just need to push it somewhere else
ContingentCat: congrats you have a very angry whale
snowcookies: Ian you monster
NightValien28: omg
Shinji16: Dale: "Wow"
J4c03: !y
corianderd: i got spicy beer up my nose!!!
t3h_f1gm3nt: ian is chaos incarnate
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Ian style good thing. oh no
DiscordianTokkan: Ian "Wagu Beef" Horner
Clashandius: Who asked for a Narwhal?
gnome_friend: !findquote whale
LRRbot: Quote #5735: "I think that's the bro code: they appreciate killer whales and trying your hardest." —Kathleen [2019-01-18]
bmac_oceanusborealis: "He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it."
Rathclav: You're right Ian, Wales are people too.
SajuukSjet: he says "you know" as if we'd actually know :D
loki_lxix: Someone quote Ian Whales are people too
arcaneIllumination: Time for the shoe from this entire episode so far to drop.
ContingentCat: @Clashandius Kathleen summoned it
drfox17: wellp, Ian just killed the last whale on earth
kerbalized_: is ian saying people have joysticks
TheMerricat: someone is about to be pressed up against alpha complex till they stop.... :-P
Rhynerd: I mean, it’s not a problem unless the whale needs to breach, right?
drfox17: yup
drfox17: that scans
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh no
Conyst: that is so fantastic
AdmiralMemo: I think it's pre-spooked now
e_bloc: I think that ship has whaled
SajuukSjet: get it to...... 'whale' upon them? Kappa
noSmokeFire: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:32.
electroswagnetism: The red ones are roughly 3x faster
e_bloc: oh good, a whale conga line
drfox17: that sounds... like a terrible idea
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wynternyghtynggale: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:57:12. lrrSPOT
DiscordianTokkan: That... is the first time I've seen Dale roll dice for a while
DigitalSeahorse: I'm glad my neighbor's cat is chill around skunks cause one came only a few feet away from us as I was petting cat tonight o_o
Sarah_Serinde: Aww I'm kind of sad the computer die doesn't do something different in underplex :D
DiscordianTokkan: The Lacken
DigitalSeahorse: I did not get sprayed :D
HorusFive: Mostly void. Partly nightmares
Conyst: lackin of the kracken
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Twilight_Spark: Liquid nightmares, like other bodily functions that can be liquid, are particularly worse than non-liquid variants.
couldntpickausername: @AdmiralMemo thanks
gnome_friend: What did Kathleen say?
TheBloodsparrow: YOU’RE KRAKEN LACKIN’
actionjb: So does anyone know, do the cards that Dale is using come with Pariora?
sir_jack_DB: HEYO
SquareDotCube: LakMcKracken
sir_jack_DB: got there
ritchards: is the party split?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCOIN_BW ssandPUMPKIN_BW ssandGHOST_SG
Fruan: Yonic void
Sarah_Serinde: actionjb Many of them do, it also comes with blanks so you can write in your own. And Ian made blank "Tell Dale" cards for Dale
ContingentCat: Cheer350 🐳 what could go wrong?
caelusaran: Well. Googling "Yonic" was educational.
actionjb: Oh cool, thanks @Sarah_Serinde
Conyst: use that moxie
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Jump into a copper "pipe."
RurouniGeo: carciSweat
gnome_friend: lrrWHALEPLAID
dangerous_safety: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a fox in Crocs trading stocks to an ox with pox for lox at Mox
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
gnome_friend: Card Kingdom! A box of foxes
ContingentCat: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
dangerous_safety: !smash
LRRbot: Put Guybrush Threepwood in Smash, you cowards!
Diabore: just keep swimming just keep swimming
Conyst: what do we do we swim
kerbalized_: !y
Rockario: Keep jamming on the starter button, but it just won't get going
gnome_friend: !x
ContingentCat: wow
gnome_friend: X doesn't appear to pump the dog
ContingentCat: !y
dangerous_safety: !z
Earthenone: pride51 i am not caught up, so not watching this live but good work so far all :)
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PharaohBender27: !pump
Sarah_Serinde: :D
e_bloc: don't ask dale
AdmiralMemo: Dale is a "helper"
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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HorusFive: Scrub off all the flesh!
PMAvers: Uh oh.
Rhynerd: Oh no
PMAvers: UH OH.
Arclight_Dynamo: HAHAHA
DiscordianTokkan: Oh No!
Solipsody: That is kind of amazing.
ContingentCat: oh no deep scrub bot lore
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
snowcookies: I wish I knew what that was now
Conyst: that sounded so frightening
Shinji16: Dale is AMAZINGLY menacing
Ceris75 claps
theamc2000: Scrub bot!!!
Max_Fan: That Scrub Bot was the hero of Alpha Complex!
gnome_friend: lrrHEATHER
RurouniGeo: carciYOWL SCRUB BOT NO
Fruan: Scrubbing bubbles, GO!
Arclight_Dynamo: "Complexus"
Rockario: Tonight is just a series of Jacob's "That's the most terrifying thing I've heard at this table"
PMAvers: They're the original Roombas. And they're... enthusiastic at their jobs.
itsastrideh: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
Drummi_: Beej has almost spit taken three times this session.
Conyst: what did Jacob's card say cause that was a face
e_bloc: give me an operate whale check
Dog_of_Myth: @itsastrideh Your welcome.
Wrexadecimal: LOL
DiscordianTokkan: Violence. Ocean.
AdmiralMemo: Violence/Ocean :D
flatluigi: violence ocean
ContingentCat: @Conyst I imagine we'll find out eventually
MrPhlip: !addquote (Dale) [now] Please give me some sort of roll for steering a whale.
LRRbot: New quote #6434: "Please give me some sort of roll for steering a whale." —Dale [2019-09-30]
e_bloc: ocean???
Conyst: take that ocean
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
PharaohBender27: Violence/ocean
Max_Fan: Ocean is a really interesting skill to have.
PantomineX: Hey I came in late, why is... Everyone the same?
Rhynerd: Engage the VIOLENCE OCEAN.
Sarah_Serinde: MrPhlip katesNice
shadowypenguin: i kind of like operate whale
drfox17: did someone summon Lindsey?
Shinji16: "Violence Ocean" sounds like an amazing music genre
Solipsody: That's a new skill I think. Not in the old editions I'm familiar with.
Gekyouryuu: Violence Ocean is the sidekick from JoJo part 9 Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: Arrr, The Ocean is a cruel mistress.
Rockario: Ah yes, the 5th Ocean. The violent ocean
AdmiralMemo: @PantomineX Everyone is now a Brenda because they're Underplex operatives now
Rhynerd: @pantominex they’ve been given brenda bodies for an underplex operation.
Sarah_Serinde: PantomineX Did you catch the end of last week's session? Things happened
gnome_friend: Violence: Sub-Ocean
korvys: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:17:03.
ContingentCat: !uptme
e_bloc: do a barrel roll
drfox17: @gnome_friend Lindsey will soon appear to punch someone
AdmiralMemo: There's the fear
ContingentCat: well either way you hold on for the rest of your life
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Paranundrox: you have Operate for mechs
RurouniGeo: carciBUENO <- dale tonight
kirbytronic: Jacob said that like someone who just finished a tour of duty in a a war
Izhuark: The ram card should be done now I think, there was more failure than sucesses.
Paranundrox: I'm excited to learn more about scrubbots
e_bloc: RIP whale
DoctorOfBeard: DOOM!
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Feminine_Desires: What happened there?
Dog_of_Myth: Should have worn your brown pants Jacob
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO
itsastrideh: Wait, does Jordenda need to learn to poop again?
Conyst: Let's sing the Doom song
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG Jacob slytqHug ssandCOIN ssandCOIN_BW
TehAmelie: doom doom doom, doom doomdoom doom doomdoom
itsastrideh: !quote jacob
LRRbot: Quote #4750: "ELLIPSES!" —Jacob, repeatedly [2018-03-09]
Paranundrox: does Kennadenda have Swimming?
gnome_friend: lrrDOTS
RurouniGeo: carciBlessUp please rng
wynternyghtynggale: !findquote doom
LRRbot: Quote #452: "It might be a thing that we break and fall to its doom... Or it might just be here." —Heather [2015-07-13]
Solipsody: @Paranundrox Pretty sure nobody does.
AdmiralMemo: @Paranundrox If teleport without the mech, then the antenna she's supposed to install gets left behind.
Paranundrox: someone got Synchronized Swimming at +1 in one of the intros/aftermaths
shadowypenguin: stop looking down
BloodnBullets: do not look into the abyss
SajuukSjet: it finally.... sunk in :D
ContingentCat: !findquote void
LRRbot: Quote #228: "I'm in a dark void!" —Graham [2015-05-04]
Paranundrox: sure, I'm just wondering if they could use it as a Mech roll
gnome_friend: Is this the realm of fish and ghosts?
Paranundrox: Operate Swimming or something
PharaohBender27: @SajuukSjet lrrWOW
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Kathleen) [now] Why don't we take this moment to scream? | as Kennedy
LRRbot: New quote #6435: "Why don't we take this moment to scream?" —Kathleen, as Kennedy [2019-09-30]
wynternyghtynggale: !findquote quote
Conyst: that is the same way I feel when in the ocean
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northos: more pew pew less qq
AdmiralMemo: QQ-33333
ritchards: is one of them yellow?
Sarah_Serinde: QQ eeeee
Izhuark: QQ if my favorite character
e_bloc: that's quite a stud hand
chaostreader: Screaming is a bad idea with sonars nearby.
PharaohBender27: Wait, I'm not hearing color - nevermind, they're bots
dangerous_safety: "So this is what it feels like to get in the sea"
RurouniGeo: carciWat
ContingentCat: "some actions" I'm concerned
Conyst: Bye Ira
electroswagnetism: Blubber Explosion!
Arclight_Dynamo: Kathleen, you *specifically* used the term "blubber explosion."
shadowypenguin: its also stabbed in the blowhole
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote blubber
LRRbot: Quote #6433: "You know, what this needs is the chance of a blubber explosion." —Kathleen [2019-09-30]
loki_lxix: hoping for the kraken to save the day
PharaohBender27: I mean, lrrKATHLEEN *was* hoping for a whalesplosion
shadowypenguin: ok then
DoctorOfBeard: 1 fires them at jordan
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
shadowypenguin: wait he is on the whale
shadowypenguin: i'm assuming they dont hit the whale
HorusFive: Isn't Ian literally ON the whale
chaostreader: Yes
DiscordianTokkan: HOLY MOLY
Arclight_Dynamo: Dale remembers!
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: You did that.
Conyst: oops
mowdownjoe: HOLY SHIRT, DALE!
HorusFive: Dale remembers. Dale ALWAYS remembers
NimrodXIV: GOD
PMAvers: Dale remembers. Dale always remembers.
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul lrrHEART
Wrexadecimal: oh noooo
ElementalAlchemist: Dale is so good at remembering random crap
Questhere: this what karma feels like
PharaohBender27: @shadowypenguin Yeah - he jammed one of the - rods? - into its blowhole, and his "failure" was that his gauntlets were stuck to it
Sarah_Serinde: Dale is Very Good
ElementalAlchemist: and killing the players with it
DiscordianTokkan: NIBBOT PRIME
RurouniGeo: carciWink
ContingentCat: before Jacob learned how Dale's a helper
silvalunae: full circle
Dog_of_Myth: KARMA IS DALE.
RassilonDND: Jacob is learning the hard way that nibbots don't respect non-dinos
Clashandius: 2 months -- Now THAT'S how to Game-Master a Game right there.
Science_and_Magic: Glad I decided to jump in when I did. Imma leave now and see you all in the VOD later so I can start from the start.
Fanklok: Karmic Dale is my stand
Conyst: Oh no
HorusFive: It doesn't know why. It just decides it wants to kill you today.
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote helper
LRRbot: Quote #4694: "I'm a helper!" —Dale [2018-02-19]
Phosphatide: on the bright side, they can touch nibbot 1 now Kappa
KeirenH: teleport behind them
KeirenH: nothing personel
silvalunae: wrong whole
HorusFive: The antenna. And the sub. And maybe the nearby PC
AdmiralMemo: Beej Plz
RassilonDND: teleport the torpedos?
pyrehand: can she teleport with the whale?
AdmiralMemo: Dale Rolling Dice is never good. :D
Drummi_: teleport the pilots out?
AdmiralMemo: I have zero faith in y'all
shadowypenguin: i'm with heather
KeirenH: ah Heather
HorusFive: Do you?
ritchards: give him the teleport card?
ContingentCat: lrrHEART heather
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
kirbytronic: Kathleen can on teleport herself/things she's touching
Shinji16: I also have faith in a TPK
DiscordianTokkan: TPK! TWK! TP+WK!
PharaohBender27: Oh you and your hopes for a TPK, lrrHEATHER ! :D
Drummi_: Heather lrrHEART
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Not all of them.
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
wynternyghtynggale: if this episode doesn't end like the first I will be sad
gnome_friend: Ominous
SquirrelLord1111: Heather you are Great with the subtitles
Dog_of_Myth: Just give Heather the "Shoot Fire" Button.
dangerous_safety: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always meming.
ContingentCat: Oops all Tell Dale
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] There's no reason not to tell Dale.
LRRbot: New quote #6436: "There's no reason not to tell Dale." —Ian [2019-09-30]
KeirenH: oh, this one
DiscordianTokkan: POWERFUL MAGIC
AdmiralMemo: I love this card.
Dog_of_Myth: All the Blue Mages.
gnome_friend: #FastbondtoZero
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KeirenH: this is chaos
caelusaran: Mutation?
shadowypenguin: draw an encounter please
Fruan: Crises seem remarkably amenable to storming off to solve them
Diabore: @gnome_friend but fastbond is zero
gnome_friend: @Diabore Not in Alpha Complex
dangerous_safety: I'm not sure how strong mill is in the paranoia meta
DiscordianTokkan: Toaster!
AdmiralMemo: HAHAHA
shadowypenguin: you are under water
DigitalSeahorse: :D
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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NimrodXIV: lol
KeirenH: how many secret societies can jordan be in?
snowcookies: yes
ContingentCat: UM
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahha
e_bloc: of course it is.
NightValien28: perfect
Paranundrox: amazing
Conyst: Just a toaster
flatluigi: !?
rrtycoon2: electrocute the whole ocean
gnome_friend: !findquote toast
LRRbot: Quote #6293: "What in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is going on?" —Cameron [2019-08-06]
KeirenH: how many mutant powers can they each have?
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my :D
Inquisitor_Xian: oh good....a toaster.
bmac_oceanusborealis: I am so excited
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
itsastrideh: Please tell me that Kennedy just became a dinosaur
AdmiralMemo: @KeirenH No upper limit that I know of
SquareDotCube: But is it a toaster that could?
DigitalSeahorse: yeeeeeeeahhh tooooast ssandCATWICH ssandCATWICH ssandCATWICH
Drummi_: Horner omg...
electroswagnetism: Nibbles is a friend to all
sgowell: Did she get Dino?
chaostreader: Please encounter a whale.
Solipsody: After seven-and-a-half-sessions, it seems like this edition of Paranoia involves a LOT of out-of-character actions. They spend way more time playing cards than on any other mechanics.
KeirenH: these are rhetorical questions I'm hoping to see them try to find the answer to
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCATWICH ssandGHOST_SG yeah toast
KeirenH: isn't that 6 societies for jordan?
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCATWICH ssandNOM
Dog_of_Myth: Sure.....
ContingentCat: wow
DigitalSeahorse: a toast and tastemaker
TheBloodsparrow: You can also spend Moxie toooooo....
drfox17: Blakenda: The Taste Maker!
drfox17: [mentos commerial]
Sarah_Serinde: I dunno, they have periods of playing a bunch of cards, but they also spend a lot of time actually roleplaying
DigitalSeahorse: tasty toast
Dog_of_Myth: Good job Cori.
corianderd: than
corianderd: k
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrCORI
itsastrideh: Do the tongue pads have a maillard reaction when placed into a toaster?
ContingentCat: katesThank Cori
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrCORI lrrDARK
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
flatluigi: a what
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh my god
AdmiralMemo: WAT
electroswagnetism: nani
gnome_friend: TEETH
Rhynerd: Say again?
Fruan: TEETH
KeirenH: pardon
shadowypenguin: wow you actually got a fish
snowcookies: lol why
gnome_friend: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
itsastrideh: Because if so Blakenda and Jordenda could make a great team
flatluigi: TEETH?
electroswagnetism: TEETH
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Rhynerd: Zombie giant tooth fish?
Drummi_: Excuse me?
RurouniGeo: carciGator carciGator carciGator carciGator carciGator
RassilonDND: wouldn't the pressure turn it into a blob?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Solipsody: @Sarah_Serinde In the sense of chatting in character, sure. In the sense of, say, skill rolls, hardly at all compared to older editions.
shadowypenguin: oh wait the waters are infected with zombie fish now
chaostreader: Zombie whale!
silvalunae: put zombie giant tooth fish in smash you cowards
Rockario: We were all worried about the soldiers...
TheMerricat: So is it a GIANT TOOTH fish, or a GIANT tooth fish?
HorusFive: Squid1 Squid2 SMOrc
SydPreviouslyHeadache: tooth or tube?
RurouniGeo: carciNemmy did someone say zombie? carciNemmy
DiscordianTokkan: Swim swim Eat!
gnome_friend: @SydPreviouslyHeadache TOOTH
silvalunae: @TheMerricat yes
Dog_of_Myth: So Gurmag Angeler?
RassilonDND: is this a molar with fins?
dangerous_safety: TEETH fish
arcaneIllumination: @Solipsody That could also be due to Dale's DMing style.
Drummi_: lsrTeehee
Izhuark: !card gurmag angler
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature — Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
electroswagnetism: It's the Gurmangler for sure
corianderd: please leave the whale alone!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: idk what a tooth fish is, though, nor tube
Ceris75: Put Zombie giant toothfish in smash you cowards!
Paranundrox: Well, it doesn't need to breathe yet
gnome_friend: !findquote yank
LRRbot: Quote #2561: "Go on, Serge! Just yank me off!" —Alex [2016-05-18]
dangerous_safety: !smash
LRRbot: Put Sam Greenbriar in Smash, you cowards!
chaostreader: Whales can never breathe under water?
AdmiralMemo: Everything's coming up Milhouse!
HorusFive: Weren't we already at that point?
flatluigi: nooo
e_bloc: yes
Paranundrox: @corianderd it feels like it's a little late for that :P
flatluigi: noooooo
NimrodXIV: HA
DarkMorford: OH NO
Solipsody: @arcaneIllumination No doubt that too. LRR campaigns are generally dice-light.
DiscordianTokkan: TWICE the thumbscrews!
flatluigi: many thumbscrews
NightValien28: we dead now
Wrexadecimal: OH NOOO
Paranundrox: are there any thumbscrews left?
ContingentCat: oh NO
kerbalized_: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
Tantusar: Everything has gone very wrong.
BloodnBullets: Both Thumbs!
ghostvalv: so many screws
ElderAtropos: lrrFINE
silvalunae rubs hands
HorusFive: Aren't we waiting for a torpedo to do whatever a torpedo does?
Fruan: Maximum wrong!
shadowypenguin: how bad can you make this Dale
Kikazi: so I guess we're just going lrrHAM
SydPreviouslyHeadache: everyone zombies
silvalunae: this is gonna be good
RassilonDND: wait, never go full Dale!!!!
DoctorOfBeard: and thus alpha complex sunk into the cols ocean
DiscordianTokkan: If everything going wrong goes wrong, does it go right?
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
KeirenH: wait, what was the card ian played earlier? (I thought it was everything goes wrong)
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Drummi_: xtraS
HorusFive: To shreds you say
AdmiralMemo: Dale LOVES this, I bet
DiscordianTokkan: YES
flatluigi: OH MY GOD
silvalunae: omfg
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSSS
RangerOfVoid: wow
t3h_f1gm3nt: YES JACOB YES
drfox17: what
Wrexadecimal: HAHAHA
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
shadowypenguin: OH MY FUCKING GOD
silvalunae: double collosal great?
Diabore: HE HAD A PLAN
asddsa28: i cant see
Sarah_Serinde: That Heather cackle :D
kerbalized_: benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab benginDab
Forgotten_Sanity: Chaos, chaos never changes
NightValien28: counter
Dog_of_Myth: Laughing in the background.
electroswagnetism: J a c o b
snowcookies: Jacob
RassilonDND: you went full Dale!
SajuukSjet: OMG!!!!
ContingentCat: YES
Inquisitor_Xian: Y E S
Driosenth: Heather's Laugh
Wrexadecimal: YESSSSS
chaostreader: It says Everything. Including the torpedos?
DiscordianTokkan: YESSSS
Wrexadecimal: oh nooo
silvalunae: ohnooooo
shadowypenguin: aww so close
DiscordianTokkan: noooooo
actionjb: I target Dale
t3h_f1gm3nt: womp womp
NimrodXIV: booooo
AdmiralMemo: Dang you Jacob!
e_bloc: you goofed
gnome_friend: lrrAWW
HorusFive: whum whump
kerbalized_: LUL LUL LUL LUL benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
silvalunae: oh well, the shimmer of hope has died
ContingentCat: so close
silvalunae: omfg
RurouniGeo: carciYOWL carciYOWL carciYOWL
Inquisitor_Xian: OH noooooooooooooooooo
flatluigi: WHAT
Wrexadecimal: uh oh
AdmiralMemo: Wait
TemporallyAwry: Don't try to threaten the DM - things happen when you threaten the DM :D
asddsa28: what juat what
lemmel: Close enough!
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahahahahaha
Phosphatide: LUL
Juliamon: lede: buried
Paranundrox: DM I do that
Arclight_Dynamo: Jacob has learned!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
RangerOfVoid: we are soo far off the rails
silvalunae: so. . . how does this happen
Inquisitor_Xian: wowowoowowowowowowowow
e_bloc: double opposite things
niccus: are you sure Dale didn't want a success in the first place
dangerous_safety: um.... wut
NightValien28: double greatness
Lysander_Gustav: It's happened again
Drummi_: OMG WTF?
itsastrideh: Wait, wouldn't it be QUADRUPLE GREATNESS
gnome_friend: TEETH
Questhere: theres always a bigger fish
loki_lxix: Oh to be thusly boned, ask not for whom the bone bones for it bones for thee!
Shinji16: OMFG I'm dying with laughter, bravo Jacob and everyone
shadowypenguin: omg omg we are all going to die!!! wait everything went well?
gnome_friend: hahahahaha
RurouniGeo: omg carci1 carci2 thats an incredible play carci3 carci4
Gekyouryuu: this is the BEST way to end this campaign
Fruan: Double reverse maximum failure!
silvalunae: there is a cloud of smoke that appears and suddenly all the enemies are eating each other and y'all swim away
kirbytronic: Paranoia is such a great game xD
rrtycoon2: I think....oh to heck with it....CHAOS!!!!!
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrFINE PrideTake PrideWingR
KeirenH: well, if its the opposite of what dale wanted, and dale wanted them to have fun...
DiscordianTokkan: I'd try to clip this but it's so amazing I can't look away
PharaohBender27: OK I feel that was clippable but please someone else clip it because I've been clipping so much in the past few minutes
e_bloc: do it
silvalunae: yes you do jacob
RomanGoro: You all see that thing we got off off a moment ago? Those are the rails
chaostreader: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:37:02.
AdmiralMemo: "Fix" might also go to Opposite Day
chesul: so... this was all being applied to the torpedoes, yes?
kerbalized_: fix it ian!
gnome_friend: !findquote fix
LRRbot: Quote #3884: "I'll fix my face" —Ben [2017-01-21]
HorusFive: DarkMode
bmac_oceanusborealis: one of the things I love is when you can hear Heather laugh
Lysander_Gustav: I love this show
silvalunae: oh god oh god oh god
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob and Dale) [now] 'When you said "fix," I don't know what that means to Ian.' 'I know how to find out!'
LRRbot: New quote #6437: "'When you said "fix," I don't know what that means to Ian.' 'I know how to find out!'" —Jacob and Dale [2019-09-30]
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Twilight_Spark: LuL
Solipsody: Okay, you know, I was wrong. It's not that they spend so much time on the cards. It's that so many of the mechanics seem to be about deciding how something nominally outside your character's control goes, instead of deciding what your character actually does.
loki_lxix: is the kraken going to save the day
Sarah_Serinde: Oh dear :D
Gekyouryuu: oh, my
AdmiralMemo: lrrWOW
BusTed: seabatYIKES
Drummi_: Hahahahahahahah
Wrexadecimal: NotLikeThis seabatYIKES
drfox17: To The Tapes!
silvalunae: you were under a lot of stress
RurouniGeo: carciRobbed TAKE THE SHOT DALE carciRobbed
kerbalized_: Jacob did this to himself!
Dog_of_Myth: HAHA
bmac_oceanusborealis: "Dale will Remember This"
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] That was 3rd session Jacob. He was an asshole.
LRRbot: New quote #6438: "That was 3rd session Jacob. He was an asshole." —Jacob [2019-09-30]
Sarah_Serinde: :D
shadowypenguin: nice
Lysander_Gustav: Don't challenge dale. Challenge dale
AdmiralMemo: GJ Beej!
silvalunae: this is the best
asddsa28: keep diging
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Dog_of_Myth: Oh that's a highlight!
dangerous_safety: !advice
LRRbot: Don't lose your equipment.
HorusFive: !badadvice
LRRbot: Jump into a copper "pipe."
W_Livi: This is an *amazing* session XD
PharaohBender27: !clip
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couldntpickausername: Jacob be like "WITNESS ME"
Ceris75: Thats a lot of chum
kerbalized_: !y
snowcookies: I'm having trouble breathing due to laughing
HorusFive: "were" clinging to
Conyst: zombie giant tooth fish we hardly knew ye
shadowypenguin: they have gills
silvalunae: gills!
shadowypenguin: i forgot
kirbytronic: Doom blade targeting Gurmag Angler, fork to also hit stormtide leviathan
shadowypenguin: omg they can actually swim
PharaohBender27: Nice, Jacob
silvalunae: I remembered =u=
kerbalized_: I'm waiting for the monkey's paw to curl
Lysander_Gustav: Yay nictating membranes!
ritchards: nictating eyes
shadowypenguin: i mean they stay in the water at least
kirbytronic: *murder targeting
prof_membrane: high nicitating tobacco
ContingentCat: cool, third eyelid
AdmiralMemo: Dale "Do you want to stay in the explosion?" Friesen
Paranundrox: @kerbalized_ it's a critical inverted double failure - there's unlikely to be any Monkey's Paws :P
Twizted_Seed: Late to the party. Is the eye patch a thing or what? I say him sans patch in one of those compilation videos...
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
Vezon46: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:40:47.
Vezon46: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:46:19. lrrSPOT
Arclight_Dynamo: @Twilight_Spark The patch is a medical thing.
chaostreader: @twizted_seed ^
Twilight_Spark: @Arclight_Dynamo 😱
Conyst: there's the monkey paw
AdmiralMemo: Waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiit
PMAvers: Oh dear, is everyone's favorite massive warbot showing up?
BloodnBullets: called it!
snowcookies: time to kill Liam-B
northos: !advice
LRRbot: Don't lose your equipment.
TemporallyAwry: "Here - have all this rope"
arcaneIllumination: @Twizted_Seed However, when he plays a character with an eyepatch, he does take it off to make a visual difference.
HorusFive: Oh Jacob. Will you never learn. You can't beat the house. You can't beat DALE!
ritchards: get down with OPC!
Solipsody: He still hasn't brought up the scrub-bot...
TheMerricat: Voltron it! VOLTRON it! :-)
drfox17: Omni Consumer Products?
drfox17: Do you get to be ROBOCOP
Izhuark: I watched mecha anime, there is basically no downside in using overclocking modes !
RomanGoro: Over Powered....?
ContingentCat: is Jacob ok?
shadowypenguin: @LoadingReadyRun remind him of the scrubbot
Sarah_Serinde: Ian why
chaostreader: @contingentcat No
kerbalized_: benginChaos benginChaos benginChaos
RurouniGeo: carciDEATH carciDEATH carciDEATH
JohnLockeCole: Izhuark don't they sometimes blow up if you stay overclocked too long?
wynternyghtynggale: someone please make sure Jacob is breathing
Twilight_Spark: Hot.
Fruan: Double reverse maximum failure was pretty impressive
AdmiralMemo: wut
sir_jack_DB: oh this is just Poker Night At The Moonbase now
Phosphatide: lrrCOW
dangerous_safety: I'm sorry sensei, you told me to never use OPC
Drummi_: Ian wtf?
TacitusVigil: I'm told that there are submarines?
PharaohBender27: lrrCOW
azureHaights: lrrCOW
FriendComputer: I'm here for you Brendira
HorusFive: lrrHERE Always Ian. lrrFINE
wynternyghtynggale: please make sure Jacob isnt zombie ?
RurouniGeo: tppowerFX1 tppowerFX1 tppowerFX1 tppowerFX1
TheBloodsparrow: LOL LOL LOL
Wrexadecimal: HAHA
NimrodXIV: oh no
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW gabyLul
Lysander_Gustav: awesome
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
AdmiralMemo: Bots are not green
corianderd: ian
kerbalized_: sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly sergeHolyMoly
PharaohBender27: Jacob is restraining himself from just throttling, lrrIAN , isn't he?
BloodnBullets: they were EXPLICITLY told not to be detected by friend computer
Izhuark: @JohnLockeCole Yes but you will look cool while doing it, you sometimes even get dramatic music !
arcaneIllumination: "I have people who will pay for this" Those people will be Jacob.
Lysander_Gustav: Let's find out what Dale is going to do
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
ContingentCat: IAN
snowcookies: holy Ian why
loki_lxix: did Ian just game the system?
kerbalized_: lmao heather
corianderd: ian rude
prof_membrane: he said YES?!
Sarah_Serinde: katesRip bot
Drummi_: Ian is a robot confirmed.
Lysander_Gustav: Yay Ian is a submarine now
Paranundrox: wow rude
Sarah_Serinde: !findquote say yes
LRRbot: Quote #5721: "I'll say yes to whatever." —Kathleen [2019-01-14]
PharaohBender27: @BloodnBullets OH NO
wynternyghtynggale: ian making the power move on the ast episods
HorusFive: Why replace? Why not just have both in there?
shadowypenguin: someone get cori
ElementalAlchemist: No one could have planned for this
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh god. what was that one horror game
caelusaran: Assuming Control?
Twizted_Seed: just waiting for brendra to become a sub
Vezon46: mission completed
prof_membrane: I can't imagine Dale's ending can fit this?!
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heckle_hide: cool beans
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JohnLockeCole: tell me they have pre-planned art for this?
Sarah_Serinde: prof_membrane Dale is very good at what he does
Vezon46: @twizted_seed TOS..?
Dog_of_Myth: @caelusaran I understood that reference.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: detective looking for his son, his son unleashed a virus and needed to be a cohost in his fathers body?
Lysander_Gustav: uh oh
DoctorOfBeard: no NO!
DarkMorford: OH NO
ContingentCat: oh no
PharaohBender27: :O
drfox17: maaaan Dale did his homwork for this one
gnome_friend: !findquote bot
LRRbot: Quote #2836: "You know, if you're a view-bot, you have to tell me." —Graham [2016-06-20]
snowcookies: Ian the agent of chaos
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW Dale :D
Twilight_Spark: LOL
DiscordianTokkan: The DEEP cuts
RurouniGeo: carciHype carciHype carciHype
Phosphatide: holy MOLY
AdmiralMemo: Call-backs: The Session
PharaohBender27: @drfox17 Dale NEVER FORGETS
drfox17: Ira's not going to survive this
Lysander_Gustav: :D
wynternyghtynggale: that's right they all coparented nibbot
HorusFive: @LoadingReadyRun might need a Dale emote after all this.
ContingentCat: F
TheMerricat: LOL
Drummi_: Water very red.
Lysander_Gustav: press Y to honk
gnome_friend: !y
kerbalized_: !y
Drummi_: !y
Gekyouryuu: !y
PharaohBender27: Rules book!
Sarah_Serinde: Chat please don't spam !y too much or it will go away again
Dog_of_Myth: !badadvice
LRRbot: You are theoretically immortal.
Paranundrox: @corianderd I think CLAAB needs to have some words with Ira :P
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: LRRbot doesn't want to honk for honk yourself if you want honking
Drummi_: !advice
LRRbot: There's this thing called moxie...
chaostreader: I think set aside was to keep the decks that had been drawn from away from the ones that hadn’t.
Lysander_Gustav: hahahahahaha
corianderd: Paranundrox for sure
DiscordianTokkan: ALL the cake
drfox17: BEST uncle
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DigitalSeahorse: :O
Phosphatide: LUL
shadowypenguin: all the cake
AdmiralMemo: I love you Jacob!
HorusFive: So Jacob wants more cake, is what I'm hearing
caelusaran: Story Time with Jacob really is the best.
Nekuia: Dale is so powerful. I love it.
arcaneIllumination: HONK
DigitalSeahorse: I'll have Jacob's cake ssandPUMPKIN_BW ssandRAINBOW
gnome_friend: As is his right
TheBloodsparrow: <3
DoodlestheGreat: Jacob became Princess Celestia...
Dog_of_Myth: Jacob and Dale are both treasures.
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Can we only have Dale + Jacob streams from now on?
caelusaran: @DigitalSeahorse Are we fighting for it, now?
Arclight_Dynamo: Minitorp.
shadowypenguin: mini nuke
DaveLenno: what game is this?
BloodnBullets: harpoon?
Beowulf_Bjornson: A uwupedo
Sarah_Serinde: thedepthandbreadthofseth No because everyone else is also awesome, and Dale and Jacob have other things to do
drfox17: @DoodlestheGreat Princess Jacob!
TacitusVigil: Confirm out distance to the target! One ping only.
AdmiralMemo: Throw the toaster at it?
TacitusVigil: *our
wynternyghtynggale: dale, jacob, serge and heather would be brilliant
shadowypenguin: throw the toaster at it
Sarah_Serinde: DaveLenno Paranoia
gnome_friend: @DaveLenno Paranoia
DigitalSeahorse: caelusaran, for alllll of the cake, nah there's enough for the whole chat :P
arcaneIllumination: Dale is a helper.
TheMerricat: The whole team is a treasure. I'm going to get a complaint from my leasing company for noise violations without a doubt tomorrow. My sides hurt.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Sarah_Serinde but pizza is the best food!
DaveLenno: oh ok thanks ^.6
Dog_of_Myth: Dale and Jacob Co-GMing a game.
shadowypenguin: i would doubt they work
drfox17: I must say: there has only been 1 recorded instance of a submarine sucuesfully sinking another submarine while both were submerged
Conyst: that is a bad construction mech
Paranundrox: Ira Bot can get it, maybe?
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gnome_friend: @drfox17 this is the distant future
ContingentCat: !findquote abyss
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
AdmiralMemo: Did Ira's antenna blow up?
gnome_friend uses violence: ocean
PharaohBender27: Huh, @DiscordianTokkan We seem to be clipping the same things lately, only you doing it a little faster than I! :D
drfox17: @gnome_friend I'm not saying it isn't pssible, just that it's much more difficult than hollywood makes it
RurouniGeo: DendiFace DendiFace DendiFace
Solipsody: @drfox17 In fairness, most of the times that COULD have happened since WW2 would be under circumstances unlikely to be recorded.
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DiscordianTokkan: @PharaohBender27 Great minds clip alike!
ContingentCat: @AdmiralMemo yup they only needed 3 of the 4 though so that one was ok
Lysander_Gustav: :D
AdmiralMemo: @ContingentCat I mean, not OK anymore, it seems. :D
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 Well sometimes clips cut off awkwardly (or go longer than needed) or catch more context or something so I won't complain about duplicates :)
Drummi_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:52:15.
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde I'm also assuming that you use duplicates to tell kind of what the people like and want. :)
Conyst: stop adding more scrubbots
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde I try to time my clips well! Doesn't always work out, but I try!
Solipsody: Oh, no, Blakenda... Don't give him MORE scrub bots...
gnome_friend: !findquote scrub
LRRbot: Quote #2741: "I was reading Chat, like a scrub." —Kate [2016-06-08]
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 And I appreciate it! I wasn't thinking specifically of you there. :)
HorusFive: To shreds you say
Lysander_Gustav: heheheheehehe
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
BloodnBullets: rescues the mech from Jordan
Scrubbodiestobears: i keep thinking they're saying my name lmao
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: @Sarah_Serinde Exactly! It all depends on (in this case) on how essential the snrrk at the end of "I am forever changed" is. :D
RurouniGeo: MrDestructoid SCRUB THE ORGANIC FROM THE OCEAN MrDestructoid
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde Oh no I was just saying as a reassurance, not as a "How dare you!?" thing
Sarah_Serinde: PharaohBender27 lrrHEART
itsastrideh: !quote scrub
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NotCainNorAbel: !findquote human
LRRbot: Quote #5828: "Its ears aren't pointy and it's riding a spider, that says "human" to me." —Serge [2019-02-15]
DiscordianTokkan: (And yes, I looked at both of our clips to see how much actually WAS different that time, and.... NOT MUCH? hahahaha)
itsastrideh: !quote mech
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ContingentCat: oh no
PharaohBender27: @Sarah_Serinde lrrHEART
HorusFive: Free action
DigitalSeahorse: xD
gnome_friend: !findquote scream
LRRbot: Quote #586: "ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! I SCREAM!" —Alex [2015-08-14]
AdmiralMemo: Jacob "I'd like to start screaming" Burgess
chaostreader: Jacob has guns in there with him.
RurouniGeo: @prof_membrane pushing will protect you carciLeft carciRight
wynternyghtynggale: lrrDILLY
DiscordianTokkan somehow highfives @PharaohBender27 and @Sarah_Serinde simultaneously through the internet?
BloodnBullets: EXPLICITLY told not to re-enter the alpha complex wifi until told
Sarah_Serinde: DiscordianTokkan PharaohBender27 gabyHi
dangerous_safety: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always putting characters in Smash, you cowards.
DiscordianTokkan: Oh wait! Yes! katesWave
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
wynternyghtynggale: lrrHORN
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drfox17: "We've got plenty of torpedoes Fox!"
PharaohBender27 feels inexplicable pressures to his palms, and has to assume it's the tri-high-five with @DiscordianTokkan and @Sarah_Serinde
Pazzix: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: lrrCOW
caelusaran: "And then Beta Complex exploded."
shadowypenguin: wait what
loki_lxix: Liam ded
e_bloc: yesssss
prof_membrane: Whoa
DiscordianTokkan: EVERYONE is maimed?
RurouniGeo: tppowerFX1 lrrCOW lrrCOW panicBasket tppowerFX1
ContingentCat: paging /r/MichealBayGifs
SuitablyEpic: they literally just macrossed that shit
Sarah_Serinde: katesRip that degaussing tower
BloodnBullets: chain detonating scrub-bots?
Rhynerd: Is Liam still in wi-fi range?
DaveLenno: exploding twice
HorusFive: lrrCOW
wynternyghtynggale: FightCake FightChips FightCookie FightCup FightFruit FightMash FightSoup FightSmore FightSmoothie FightSalad FightPie FightPBJ FightSpag
loki_lxix: SPLOSIONS!!!!
PharaohBender27: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW
gnome_friend: @Sarah_Serinde OH NO
RurouniGeo: tppowerFX1 tppowerFX1 tppowerFX1 tppowerFX1
TheMerricat: either tpk or all the pieces go pop
SquareDotCube: Crit shot on an ammo storage compartment!
Durzo_Blint_: he hit the magazine!
ContingentCat: lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW lrrCOW slytqItsfine
TheBloodsparrow: “It’s just a whole big thing”
NotCainNorAbel: The cards really do allow quick escalation. lrrCOW
Feminine_Desires: They forgot about the Super Saiyan mode on their mechs!
shadowypenguin: On the bright side there is all the explosive scrub bots surrounding Jordenda
Drummi_: So they realy cant do a mission even tough they all got the exact same mission....
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE gabyFine slytqItsfine
BloodnBullets: the scrub-bots are shrapnel
ritchards: Everybody is Maimed, Dave
BusTed: A series of unfortunate ordinances.
aesir_blade: @LoadingReadyRun since Ira got resleeved by Beta Complex they should be up a number and in maybe their old body?
HorusFive: Every One Is Maimed
Dog_of_Myth: OWL2019clap OWL2019clap
MrPhlip: Everybody is maimed, Dav... dammit @ritchards
flatluigi: @aesir_blade he's the submarine
RassilonDND: aww they forgot their super Saiyan mode :(
DoodlestheGreat: MR. TORGUE APPROVES!
PharaohBender27: Like, we're talking "climax of action movie" level explosions, I'm guessing
Sarah_Serinde: aesir_blade That seems like something for Dale to make a call on
prof_membrane: and YOU get a scar, and YOU get a scar, and YOU
Solipsody: @aesir_blade Pretty sure he's in a submarine.
Paranundrox: he's not really in a new *clone*
LoadingReadyRun: It sounded to me like Ian has control of the submarine or something of that kind. Either way I don't have that kind of artwork to give him.
AdmiralMemo: MERBRENDA
loki_lxix: MERMAID
flatluigi: merbrenda
DiscordianTokkan: Cetacean tail!
drfox17: a what tail?
dangerous_safety: m'brenda
caelusaran: Kennamerdenda?
tailoredfit: How long has the session been live?
Rhynerd: Merbrenda to save the day!
gnome_friend: lrrWOW @dangerous_safety
PharaohBender27: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:00:06.
HorusFive: The Laws of the Sea and the Counsel of Whales!
Paranundrox: @LoadingReadyRun I think he's inside the Sub's code, piggybacking the Bot controlling it
AdmiralMemo: You don't have mer-Brenda artwork either, do you Heather? :D
tailoredfit: Dang I missed so much!
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
drfox17: AHEM
Rytel: I don't think Featherweight anticipated this one.
drfox17: Under THE SEA
niccus: dolphin with gills, fucked up if true
gnome_friend: !findquote merfolk
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
drfox17: under the sea
Paranundrox: have you ever been so maimed that your legs become a dolphin tail?
PharaohBender27: @AdmiralMemo Look under Kennadenda's name
rrtycoon2: But still mer-maimed....
Shinji16: Oh, poor Featherweight
Fanklok: My hypothesis on how this ends is- Tell Dale, everyone dies
drfox17: down where it's wetter, that's where it's better...
Sarah_Serinde: !advice
LRRbot: Don't lose your equipment.
AdmiralMemo: @PharaohBender27 Neat
drfox17: take it from me
Inquisitor_Xian: Mermaider?
Wrexadecimal: yeeesss
caelusaran: From Hell's Heart?
Inquisitor_Xian: Axe? check.
loki_lxix: ALL of it
Vezon46: @inquisitor_xian knives? check
Conyst: use all of them
Sarah_Serinde: Beej needs to stop drinking when people are talking :P
LoadingReadyRun: This is the last episode of this campaign, so this artwork doesn't have to be made.
DiscordianTokkan: Much like Carly Rae Jepsen MUST have a sword, GIVE KENNEADMERDA AN AXE!
loki_lxix: just tp the axe into his head
drfox17: Kennedy is a f'ing metal mermaid
Stoffern: The teleporting axewarrior mermaid attack is hard to anticipate
Paranundrox: @LoadingReadyRun that's what fanart is for!
Sarah_Serinde: I mean, fanart is always an option lrrHEART
BloodyScythe: stream title has an error, should be p4ra instead of par4
LoadingReadyRun: Oh sure. And I'd definitely encourage all the fanart you can. Please tag LRR with it on Twitter if you do make any.
PharaohBender27: The suspense!
Sarah_Serinde: Also
Sarah_Serinde: !dfart
LRRbot: The repository of all fan art from Dice Friends:
niccus: how odd
W_Livi: AGAIN?!
Wrexadecimal: LOL
DiscordianTokkan: How Odd!
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Dale
thundershot879: OH NO
ContingentCat: lrrHEART
Paranundrox: they've drawn *11* RAM cards this session
Gekyouryuu: I remember that from last time
Pintyhet: Holy poop!
Paranundrox: actually, I think maybe 12?
Sarah_Serinde: !advice
LRRbot: Use the dead zone.
SquirrelLord1111: What is the RAM card out?
shadowypenguin: he ran out of ram
ThePoshPanda: Thereare So Many cool cards today
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh my god this is absurd
HorusFive: !quote please
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ritchards: quote that!
Paranundrox: @SquirrelLord1111 +1 to NODE when playing an action card
DigitalSeahorse: hahahahhaha
shadowypenguin: guys we need to reboot the dale he has run out of ram
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] Even Dale can't prepare for Dale.
LRRbot: New quote #6439: "Even Dale can't prepare for Dale." —Jacob [2019-09-30]
Phosphatide: running out of RAM LUL
thundershot879: !clip
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: i am going to be binge rewatching this immediately wednesday
ritchards: thank you!
DigitalSeahorse: yes quote that
ContingentCat: LRR has lots of cards surely something could be found
Sarah_Serinde: As if anyone thought I wouldn't quote that :P
NightValien28: uh oh
Kramburger: UM
itsastrideh: Hey Dale, USE MAGIC CARDS!
silvalunae: flops it out on the table
BrindleBoar: lrrFINE
Paranundrox: goes away when more failures than successes rolled @SquirrelLord1111
silvalunae: power move
HorusFive: I like this new sequel to Aquaman
thundershot879: murderous mermaid
RurouniGeo: carciGasm carciGasm carciGasm carciGasm
Wrexadecimal: yeeees
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Give Ian scherezade and start a while other campaign
drfox17: Kennedy "Ariel" Warrior Princess
Sarah_Serinde: !clip
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iSmartMan1: Wait, what was that about a mermaid tail?
Wrexadecimal: lrrKATHLEEN lrrDARK
Drummi_: Murmaiden.
ritchards: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
PharaohBender27: Mad Kathleen is best Kathleen
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
PMAvers: Somewhere, TQ is very happy and doesn't know why.
GDwarf: Mermurder
ContingentCat: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
HorusFive: lrrDARK Squid4
Shinji16: "I'm a mermaid!" "With an axe!"
Inquisitor_Xian: Murder mermaid murder
Fruan: PrideWingL kathle3HEX PrideWingR
Juliamon: Axe merderer
ayir: Clap
corpocracy: lrrDARK kathle3HEX
wynternyghtynggale: lrrWOW
RurouniGeo: carciYatta
northos: I absolutely require fanart of this moment
Gekyouryuu: Murmaider
RomanGoro: Is this the first time Kennedy loses it?
Drummi_: So batmetal anyone?
flatluigi: is the ram card gone now?
itsastrideh: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
shadowypenguin: wow you really are a mermaid
Paranundrox: yes @RomanGoro
drfox17: Bow to your NEW QUEEN
ThorSokar: oh no! the Mermaid has a taste for blood!
dangerous_safety: teleporting psycho mermaid
BloodnBullets: MerKenDa has gone feral
Phosphatide: kennedy turned into garruk
Paranundrox: I think everyone but Jacob has Lost It once
Ignatiuspants: murdermaid!
kirbytronic: Poor Dale xD
actionjb: Whats scarier then Kathleen with an axe
NotCainNorAbel: murdermaid
kenkopin: Isn't there some kind of Losing It trigger in play?
Paranundrox: no
Rathclav: Kathleen is my spirit animal with her greataxe mermaid warrior
wynternyghtynggale: murder murmaider
Gekyouryuu: @actionjb mermaid kathleen with an axe
Paranundrox: RAM is more failures rolled than successes
iSmartMan1: So...victory?
drthvd3r: Kennady Wildspeaker, hunter of Planeswalkers?
RurouniGeo: carciDEATH carciDEATH carciDEATH
Shinji16: MERMAID-ER MERMAID-ER MERMAID-ER [guitar wail]
drfox17: @actionjb Angry Mermaid Kathleen with an Axe?
AdmiralMemo: @kenkopin Because they're not in Alpha Complex, no one seeing the treason stars for it.
iSmartMan1: PHIL!
AdmiralMemo: Phil McKraken
HorusFive: Helping!
Despoiler98: M
Despoiler98: M'Kraken
DiscordianTokkan: Phil MYKraken! -Jacob
KeirenH: the tell dale card that was like a super ram card is ended by somebody Losing It
ContingentCat: tiff's hat m''karcken
silvalunae: yes please xD
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
AdmiralMemo: Yes please!
Metalupis: yes!
NightValien28: YES
ThorSokar: The dream is REALIZED!
kenkopin: Yea, but I rememebr someone reading a card that said that, and I didn't know what it was at the time.
AdmiralMemo: Anglerfish 4 lyfe!
NimrodXIV: Kathleen's Dream!
gnome_friend: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
HorusFive: with an Axw
rrtycoon2: wow......
HorusFive: Axe
kenkopin: Oh well.
Drummi_: lrrWOW
drfox17: oh god, Kennadenda is DEFINITELY a raid boss
Gekyouryuu: this is wonderfu
Gekyouryuu: wonderful*
ContingentCat: she! good so a cool kind of angler fish
PunkRockZoologist: That's just Kathleen's best life
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
Drummi_: Deus Ex Machina Kraken?
KeirenH: Deus Ex Krakena?
duskcheetah: Deus Ex Phil.
silvalunae: o-oh
gnome_friend: !findquote tentacle
LRRbot: Quote #3415: "I LIKE the tentacle monsters..." —Ben [2016-09-14]
Kramburger: Squid1 Squid2 lrrIAN Squid2 Squid4
silvalunae: phil-sama
shadowypenguin: the toaster
gnome_friend: ^
HorusFive: Like a human body?
Driosenth: like a sub?
ContingentCat: toaster!
snowcookies: oh no
shadowypenguin: wait clone
gnome_friend: NO!
dangerous_safety: No not phil
loki_lxix: do not kill Phil
SuitablyEpic: clone?
PharaohBender27: NNOOOO! NOT PHIL!
shadowypenguin: wait the kracken has a clone
kerbalized_: dont do it!!!
Tantusar: wait hold on phil is a clone
DoctorOfBeard: or use the submarine?
DarkMorford: Ooh, calamari?
ContingentCat: Not PHIL
AdmiralMemo: @Diabore We just learned that Phil has clones, though, so maybe OK?
Phosphatide: mmmm fried squid
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh... of course. Phil is a clone.
SuitablyEpic: Use the TOASTER
Rockario: I believe Dale just said "Phil's current clone"?
Ignatiuspants: but ... but ... Phil McKraken!!
shadowypenguin: did we just move over the clone part
Rhynerd: Ask phil for consent and make sure they have enough clones?
kerbalized_: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
CrazyZonie: Just got here. What happened to Ian's character?
AdmiralMemo: @Rhynerd I don't know if Underplex has a clone limit?
Drummi_: lrrBEEJ lrrFRUMP
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Beej) [now] Dale-M I do that.
LRRbot: New quote #6440: "Dale-M I do that." —Beej [2019-09-30]
RurouniGeo: carciThump carciThump carciThump PHIL NO
Inquisitor_Xian: Wait...Phil has clones?
KeirenH: wait, if Phil has clones...
Rockario: @CrazyZonie Mech blew up, but his consciousness got put into the Nib-bot submarine
CrazyZonie: Oh, and L'Shanah Tovah, everyone?
gnome_friend: @CrazyZonie Lshanah Tovah to you as well!
HorusFive: @CrazyZonie You as well
KeirenH: Somebody actually can become a kraken
CrazyZonie: @Rockario And Brendira?
thundershot879: @crazyzonie happy new year!
shadowypenguin: can anyone question why phil has clones
Solipsody: I think the voluntary shut-down was specific to a RAM card, wasn't it?
arcaneIllumination: Lshanah tovah to everyone!
Drummi_: Beej has SO MANY CLONES!
eric_christian_berg: Where do they keep them?!?
iSmartMan1 salutes Jordena
Drummi_: F
SydPreviouslyHeadache: poor Phil
AdmiralMemo: If Jordan CAN respawn... maybe Dino again?
AdmiralMemo: lrrWOW
shadowypenguin: DAMM
Rockario: @CrazyZonie Brendira body is destroyed, IIRC. Ira is pilotting a formerly hostile Submarine-bot
NimrodXIV: woof
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
LazyC0Mmander: Wait weren't Beej's clones from Jordan's stock?
drfox17: Kennadenda Queen of the Seas!
Drummi_: Philip J Fry? Kappa
shadowypenguin: O_O
iSmartMan1: WHAT
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corianderd: what did ian think would happen
Ignatiuspants: OMG
CrazyZonie: @Rockario Thank you
HorusFive: Ian wanted to be a dino again, didn't he
KeirenH: so many mutant powers
RurouniGeo: carciHI carciHI
ritchards: Ian was trying to pass something Jacob, which wasn't going to work anyway
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh baby
KeirenH: oh man
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: "Ohhh noooooo!"
prof_membrane: !clip
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corianderd: lrrBEEJ
RurouniGeo: carciDread carciDread carciYOWL carciYOWL carciBUENO carciBUENO
Diabore: ooooooh yeeeeees
Solipsody: I think Ian was just trying to bring Jacob('s consciousness) back outside Alpha Complex.
Drummi_: Paul Bearer?
Kramburger: 🦖?
arcaneIllumination: Oh god, Kennedy has lost it, is in the sub body and it's Tuesday so Nib-bot will obey her.
CrazyZonie: Either Beej got super lucky or super messed up from those mutan cards.
bmac_oceanusborealis: "I don't know what just happened" Dale 2019
Rockario: So now Losing-It Kennedenda is inside Alpha Complex
DiscordianTokkan: Luckily since everyone's a Brenda it's basically a teleport?
Gekyouryuu: Teleportation
AdmiralMemo: Wait, so now we have Jordan Brenda Mermaid
Diabore: isnt ian in kathleens body?
AdmiralMemo: Oh wait the other way
chesul: wait, isn't Jacob now in Beej's body?
Fruan: Nibbles is now anglerfish warrior princess
JohnLockeCole: isn't Ira a Submarine right now?
ContingentCat: and being a mermaid lets you be pretty
JohnLockeCole: a teleporting submarine?
Solipsody: This seems kinda muddy, conceptually.
Rockario: Everyone swapped bodies
JohnLockeCole: oh right, Beej is a Submarine
ContingentCat: normally I think Heather would swap around the art to help us keep track but it wouldn't help
NightValien28: oh no
Diabore: shes lost it and HAS GUNS
Rockario: Will Kennadenda remember the pistols...Good work Heather
LazyC0Mmander: I see the chaos is still going too strong for Dale to follow up
DiscordianTokkan: Heather, like Dale, is a helper
Kikazi: oh shi-
AdmiralMemo: Kennedy has lost it and has 7 pistols... :D
MrPhlip: Thanks, Heather :D
SydPreviouslyHeadache: so everythings going great for Kennadenda
LazyC0Mmander: Holy shit even more cards!
shadowypenguin: O_O
kerbalized_: wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog wheelerPog
PharaohBender27: :O !
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHA
ContingentCat: 7 laser guns. I don't know how laser guns work underwater
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 4829
LRRbot: Quote #4829: "Spoilers: Heather's the smart one." —Alex [2018-03-23]
Questhere: spaaaaaaaaaaaaace
DiscordianTokkan: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ seabatTROG
drfox17: congrats, you are now a Warmind
LoadingReadyRun: ok... I think I'm suppose to add numbers for them changing bodies so I'm doing that too.
shadowypenguin: please be a massive laser
AdmiralMemo: Blake the Satellite
Conyst: submarine dies
Shinji16: "Tell Dale." "Ok!"
shadowypenguin: please
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
shadowypenguin: just be a space laser
Gekyouryuu: you know what'd be great? twitch not sputtering CONSTANTLY while I try to watch this. -_-
drfox17: @LoadingReadyRun I don't think you're gonna need to worry about it
JohnLockeCole: Don't be afraid Cecilia I'm the Sattellite, and you're the sky
TheMerricat: Nuclear Armageddon. :-)
HorusFive: The satellite says "Target Acquired"?
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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t3h_f1gm3nt: LUL
chesul: YES!!!
Rockario: Everything is green, except for this message saying none of the self-diagnostics are working properly
Drummi_: wheelerRanch
NotCainNorAbel: lol
NightValien28: peace
LazyC0Mmander: Beej win!
snowcookies: yes
drfox17: well played
kirbytronic: Beej got the ultimate desk job
ritchards: @ContingentCat Jordenda's body is in Alpha Complex
chesul: best end for Blake.
Inquisitor_Xian: Whale plaid
Phosphatide: he's freeeee
Rathclav: Beej is truly immortal now
Rhynerd: “Finally.”
snowcookies: d
Diabore: @ContingentCat id guess explosively, probably like a grease fire and water, massive amount of steam
shadowypenguin: all the guns
gnome_friend: I wish that Kennadenda could live her mermaid dreams
gnome_friend: lrrAWW
snowcookies: that 's great
Tiber727: Juggle the 7 guns and shoot.
gnome_friend: I'm so sad now
NightValien28: tie all guns to the mermaid tail and fire them all at once
AdmiralMemo: You can talk to Phil one last time
chesul: Tiber727 better, 3 pairs of gunchucks, which an extra gun in your mouth.
aesir_blade: jordenda's in the mermaid body right?
HorusFive: Dale looks like he just wants to be able to end the session and stop all the craziness.
BloodForTheCorelab: poor dale :P
ContingentCat: @aesir_blade nope Brendira i
e_bloc: Cheer100 RIP Jordenda, a.k.a. Jorden a.k.a. Nibbles
PharaohBender27: Darnit Internet why are you buffering on me now!?
gnome_friend: internet...
aesir_blade: oh right
RurouniGeo: carciBlessUp carciBlessUp carciBlessUp come on rng
Ignatiuspants: oh wow...
HorusFive: MrDestructoid100 Welcome Phil-McKraken-LRR-2
DiscordianTokkan: This is a Long clip, but I wanted to make sure it was Aaaaall caught in its glory.
kenkopin: Thelma and Louise this shiz.
ritchards: Brenda Virus!
AdmiralMemo: Jordan and Phil, together forever
Shinji16: Aw, delightfully bittersweet
Ignatiuspants: Jordan X Phil lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrDARK
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
AdmiralMemo: The End!
flatluigi: yaaay
LazyC0Mmander: Now roll to see if you get caught by the propellers
DiscordianTokkan: lrrHORN
Dog_of_Myth: OWL2019clap OWL2019clap OWL2019clap OWL2019clap
DiscordianTokkan: !y
atinyspacemarine: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AdmiralMemo: That was amazing!
Kikazi: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
chesul: that was beautiful.
Clashandius: Woooooooooooo!
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
iSmartMan1: VICTORY
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SajuukSjet: woooooooo!
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT
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Lysander_Gustav: that was awesome!
Kaszoski: Thanks
RurouniGeo: carciComfy carciComfy carciComfy carciComfy
SydPreviouslyHeadache: this was absolutely incredible and wonderful
MerrimanLyon: Wow. That was amazing.
ContingentCat: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
t3h_f1gm3nt: THEY DID IT! lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
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JakeKamas: lrrHEART lrrWOW
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FriendComputer: Party100 Party100 Party100 we did it
Phosphatide: amazing
kerbalized_: benginCry benginCry benginCry benginCry
gragger: Applause
EscherichiaCole: More people survived then expected!
ThePoshPanda: FortOne thepos2Sweet stsAced
Lysander_Gustav: Thank you for this show!
JakeKamas: That ending
eric_christian_berg: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
corpocracy: Woooo!
BadAtStuff: wooo!
DoodlestheGreat: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
mrsarkhan: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
gnome_friend: I'm still sad that Kennadenda didn't get to be a mermaid
Sarah_Serinde: !ytmembership
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Ignatiuspants: wow... that was a hell of a thing that happened!
Lysander_Gustav: You are all amazing folks
DiscordianTokkan: This was amazing. Thank you, everyone
RassilonDND: beej, the lonely God.
thundershot879: <3
JakeKamas: Thank you Dale lrrHEART
Shinji16: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
SketchyDetails claps
LlewellynZ: katesNice katesHeart katesNice
arcaneIllumination: That was amazing.
Tinasaurus_Rex: lrrHORN lrrHEART
Inquisitor_Xian: lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrHEART
Drummi_: THANK YOU DALE!!! wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH lrrHEART lrrHORN lrrHORN
AdmiralMemo: Bye!
corpocracy: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ZeroArcana: PrideParty PrideParty PrideParty
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
itsastrideh: Wait
eric_christian_berg: B)
stevefromdetroit: Thank you Dale!!!! lrrHEART
Drazoth: tiltyhEXTREME lrrHORN ysbrydYheart
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wynternyghtynggale: yay!
snowcookies: Success!
BadAtStuff: Thanks so much for the amazing watch!
Gekyouryuu: so, what IS the next campaign?
loki_lxix: So Ian got to be a mermaid Jacob lives happily ever after with Phil Kathleen is mad and Beej got some peace and quiet
Lysander_Gustav: lrrFINE
ritchards: More like: something was done, and we were there! ;)
Ignatiuspants: I'm so amazed we got a happy ending out of that!
itsastrideh: Did Dale just tease a sequel
arcaneIllumination claps heartily.\
Rhynerd: Oh, thank you all so much for that adventure!
Wrexadecimal: lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrHORN lrrHEART lrrHORN lrrHEART
eSeamus: That was a delight.
Inquisitor_Xian: This has been my favorite Dice Friends so far! love love love it! thanks Dale!
mugsi_: GG lrrHEART
Rockario: And all across the planet could be heard the sound of a great *gzzzt* as Alpha Complex is degaussed
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Kennedenda is still in a brenda body and can survive the water, they might just eject her back into the water in fear
Kikazi: PrideParty PrideParty PrideParty lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
bmac_oceanusborealis: so many feels
HorusFive: You saved Alpha Complex! That NEVER happens
ElementalAlchemist: WOW.
TheMerricat: @Gekyouryuu not announced yet.
ElementalAlchemist: That was amazing!
AdmiralMemo: New Card: That was amazing. Tell Dale.
Lysander_Gustav: lrrAWESOME
SquirrelLord1111: Yaaay!
drfox17: I'm a little sad that Kennedy isn't a roving Mermaid Barbarian Warrior Princess
corpocracy: That was so good!
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
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ElementalAlchemist: mugsi_: ohai
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DiscordianTokkan: Stealth Beej!
gnome_friend: @drfox17 Yeah, she really should be
Wrexadecimal: YAY
Sarah_Serinde: :D
PharaohBender27: Hi, lrrKATHLEEN , lrrIAN , Dale, lrrBEEEJ , and Jacob!
t3h_f1gm3nt: yeah i was wondering what happened to the 2nd gen clones
Sarah_Serinde: That's so good
CrazyZonie: QUESTION: How does this edition of Paranoia compare to other editions?
AdmiralMemo: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 90 (new subscribers: 40, returning subscribers: 48, new patrons: 2), bits cheered: 23220, new followers: 13
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Twilight_Spark: Oh wow.
rrtycoon2: cheer500
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
atinyspacemarine: Does anyone have the link to Dale's notes?
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ContingentCat: katesBoosh lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
aWabbajack: feliciaSub mrweebHypeham lrrAWESOME cohhFlower
snowcookies: Liam-B is no more
SquirrelLord1111: O my gosh the gift subs!
HorusFive: I missed the first 40 min or so. but I doubt that it would have made any more sense in the VoD
ContingentCat: !y
Sarah_Serinde: !df intros
LRRbot: Read up on our four troubleshooters' backgrounds here, as well as the aftermath from previous streams (spoilers for missions, secret societies, etc.):
drfox17: Kennedy Barbarian Mermaid Princess!
DoctorOfBeard: what was the virus?
Sarah_Serinde: !df xp points
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PaperDoopliss: @atinyspacemarine Seconded
Paranundrox: Jordan has the Blue Fur now!
Drummi_: @loadingreadyrun what were their secret sosietys?
RurouniGeo: @atinyspacemarine the pre and post episode notes?
Shinji16: Absolutely wonderful campaign! Kudos to the GM and the players! Fantastic chaos to watch!
LazyC0Mmander: Ok I actually missed most of this episode. Mind if I ask for a small resume?
Tantusar: @LoadingReadyRun, any chance any post-game conversation for this episode could hit the YouTube archive?
atinyspacemarine: Those ones, thank you!
HorusFive: Pure Chaos Ian
bmac_oceanusborealis: But what happened to Phil the Squid
PaperDoopliss: As a neophyte GM, having a really good GM's notes would be a sweet learning experience
Rhynerd: Mermaid Brenda with an axe fighting an underwater mech was definitely an image I’m glad to have in my head.
LoadingReadyRun: @Tantusar I'll see what I can do
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Sarah_Serinde: sergeFriend
Tantusar: Thanks! lrrHEART
caelusaran: Would Jordan and Jordan... be the best of friends?
BloodnBullets: what were the consequences of being detected by friend computer?!
PharaohBender27: I'm going to watch the VOD - between chatting and clipping, I feel I only experienced half of this episode's wackiness :D
Shinji16: @loadingreadyrun I agree this post game chatter might be good for YT
Wrexadecimal: Vlad? O:
PharaohBender27: WOAH
Feminine_Desires: @bmac_oceanusborealis he's in his new clone body.
AdmiralMemo: @caelusaran I'd say so.
Sarah_Serinde: !wyrmwood
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JqlGirl: i wish i had enough money to give to Wyrmwood
Feminine_Desires: Got a couple of clips I made but didn't edit
HorusFive: Bones and Skins. Bones and Skins.
silverwolf_night: when is the next long game
PharaohBender27: Dale-Jacob VTM campaign confirmed!?!?
gnome_friend: @JqlGirl lrrJUDGE
Eramis8: Excellnet
Sarah_Serinde: !df xp points
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ContingentCat: oo the world shipping was expanded to "everywhere" now?! Time to order things to the ISS
Clashandius: Obsidian Portal loves you guys!! Thanks, LRR !!!
Sarah_Serinde: !schedule
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, come wednesday, i might be spending like 8 hours just rewatching this. this was so much fun
PharaohBender27: So much content, so little time!
AdmiralMemo: The Steam Update!
DiscordianTokkan: @silverwolf_night Currently set for Oct 10th
gnome_friend: !roadquest
LRRbot: Ready for a road trip? ROAD QUEST is coming 14 October!
NightValien28: graham is now free
Dog_of_Myth: Shadowkeep HYPE!!!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandHUG ssandCOIN_BW ssandCOIN Jacob and Dale and lrrKATHLEEN lrrIAN lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: oh yeah bonus Destiny thing
Metalupis: Moons Haunted
thundershot879: Moon's Haunted
Sarah_Serinde: silverwolf_night Thursday the 10th according to the schedule
mrsarkhan: Moon's Haunted
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
flatluigi: @NightValien28 some episodes are still being finished editing so he's not Free but he's mostly free
sir_jack_DB: YOU DID THIS
drfox17: That Wizard Came From The Moon
HorusFive: patron dot com- "This is your doing"
PharaohBender27: ShowLove2700 This was such a wonderfully bonkers campaign
DigitalSeahorse: Moonbase is haunted? ssandGHOST ssandGHOST_SG cool!
Rhynerd: Haunt’s Mooned.
Dog_of_Myth: Whomever did the Honk command: Thank you!!
JakeKamas: Dale will there be an aftermath for this episode?
NightValien28: flatluigi huzzah mostly free
kirbytronic: Maybe they'll see Beej from the moon
Sarah_Serinde: !quote 5211
LRRbot: Quote #5211: "Wow Heather you're so good at your job!" —Kathleen [2018-07-16]
Mystaira: Scoops50 That was great
JohnLockeCole: Dear Drs Excellent Performing people: Thank You So Much for the Show! this has been a wild ride and I've loved it
Fanklok: I like Dale's DM style, watching players look on in sheer horror as you give them exactly what they asked for is the best
JqlGirl: Hi Jacob! We <3 U
wynternyghtynggale: I believe it was heather behind the honk
Sarah_Serinde: Jacob's site:
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PMAvers: Nice.
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Gekyouryuu: is the HONK command a Goose Game reference?
Kikazi: ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart
RurouniGeo: i cant wait for the next dice friends series :)
W_Livi: Pride100
ContingentCat: ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart
DigitalSeahorse: Jacob! ssandHUG ssandCOIN ssandPUMPKIN_BW ssandRAINBOW lrrAWESOME
wynternyghtynggale: ysbrydYheart ysbrydPunjail ysbrydYheart
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Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart
DigitalSeahorse: I like you too, Jacob
NimrodXIV: we like you too!
CaptainRedRam: thanks everyone for the game
CaptainRedRam: its been a great story
gnome_friend: lrrHEART jacob
SketchyDetails: when did goose game get played by lrr?
orionsrise1: wow!
NotCainNorAbel: Carmen is so wonderful!
Arclight_Dynamo: Opera is good and cool, BTW.
wynternyghtynggale: carmen <3
SquirrelLord1111: Thank you @themerricat for the gift subs!
Metalupis: oooh, Carmen, that would be a blast
Ciijay: Hey everybody! Did I get to the beginning of the stream or the end? :o
itomeshi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months, currently on a 27 month streak!
itomeshi: "I don't know what to feel!" So say we all Jacob, so say we all now that it's over.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, itomeshi! (Today's storm count: 122)
Pazzix: More Dale!!! lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Shinji16: Opera? Oh hot damn, opera is super cool!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh snap. yeah to echo other comments, Carmen is great
ContingentCat: god I wish I could see those but dang travel costs
Sarah_Serinde: Yesss
Kikazi: WOOT
DigitalSeahorse: oh cool
Arclight_Dynamo: YAY!
mugsi_: WOOT
ContingentCat: kathle3PRISM PRAISE CUDE kathle3PRISM
DiscordianTokkan: Thank you to Kathleen, Ian, Beej, Jacob, Dale, Heather and the mods! You all make the streams amazing.
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhEXTREME ysbrydYheart
gnome_friend: kathle3PRISM CUDE
DigitalSeahorse: we believe in you too, Kathleen
ElementalAlchemist: Woo!
Phosphatide: @SketchyDetails heather played it on her home stream when it came out
Metalupis: kathle3HEX kathle3HEX
BubbaRad: kathle3PRISM
SketchyDetails: cude! kathle3PRISM
kenkopin: kathle3KNOT Praise Cuda
Kikazi: kathle3PRISM kathle3HEX kathle3PRISM
Enzan_Scarlet: kathle3HEX
ThorSokar: kathle3HEX kathle3KNOT kathle3PRISM kathle3TRI kathle3EYE
thomturtle: Kathleen does the cool music thing so late! (for EST)
Fanklok: here's cake
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh boy
DiscordianTokkan: CAKE!
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Arclight_Dynamo: Beej!
flatluigi: caaaake
HorusFive: Cake!
drfox17: Cake!
Kikazi: !!!
thundershot879: CAKE!!
Baldrash: Praise Cude. kathle3PRISM
DigitalSeahorse: CAKE! :D
Wrexadecimal: NICE
HorusFive: !cake
orionsrise1: beej and Heather stream at lunar jade
silvalunae: let them eat cake
NimrodXIV: computer error in favor of cake
DiscordianTokkan: YES! UPGRADE CAKE!
Questhere: caaaake
LlewellynZ: katesNice
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice katesNice katesNice
kerbalized_: CAKE
Kaszoski: Cake!
AdmiralMemo: Wait, Jacob said something about Cake before
Ciijay: OH GOSH! Happy birthday!
silvalunae: oOo
ContingentCat: cake is maditory
HorusFive: happy happy Dale!
thomturtle: Dale giggle.
LazyC0Mmander: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain
BusTed: 🎂 🎂 🎂
NightValien28: YAY
t3h_f1gm3nt: YAY!
snowcookies: Happy Birthday!
Sarah_Serinde: :D lrrHEART
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Awwww
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
DigitalSeahorse: kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM happy praise CUDE bday! kathle3PRISM
PharaohBender27: :D
Metalupis: yay
Ignatiuspants: happy birthday, Dale!
silvalunae: best cake
Dog_of_Myth: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
wynternyghtynggale: awwwww
Fruan: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
corpocracy: kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM kathle3PRISM
Kikazi: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
e_bloc: tell dale
DoodlestheGreat: YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
CrazyZonie: Happy Birthday Dale!
Arclight_Dynamo: Happy birthday Dale!
aquinas_0: happy birthday!
thundershot879: wait Dale shares a birthday with me?!
Kaszoski: Happy Birthday!
pyrehand: Happy Birthday Dale!
snowcookies: Overhead cam?
NimrodXIV: Happy Birthday Dale!
Izhuark: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
ThorSokar: Happy Birthday Dale!
Sarah_Serinde: That sounds like excellent !advice
AdmiralMemo: That needs to go into !advice "Eat Cake. Tell Dale."
thundershot879: happy birthday!!
Rhynerd: Happy britheay!
actionjb: Yay, Happy Birday Dale!!!
RomanGoro: Happy Birthday, Dale!!!
Teangeolai: Happy Birthday, Dale!
CaptainRedRam: awwww
mugsi_: Happy Dale Day Dale!!!! lrrHEART
thundershot879: <3
kerbalized_: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
thomturtle: Jacob so smrt
duskcheetah: Happy Birthday Dale!!
RurouniGeo: Happy birthday Dale!
corpocracy: Happy Birthday Dale!
theamc2000: Happy Birthday!!
DigitalSeahorse: ssandCOIN kathle3PRISM ssandCOIN_BW
kirbytronic: Happiest Birthdays!
CaptainRedRam: Happy birthday Dale!
thomturtle: Savage.
Dog_of_Myth: Happy Birthday Dale!!!
SquirrelLord1111: Happy Birthday Dale!
gnome_friend: @Sarah_Serinde should that replace regular "tell dale?"
rrtycoon2: Oh, it's a lie cake!
caelusaran: Whenever we forget: Jacob is actually a Voice Actor.
t3h_f1gm3nt: its a portal cake too XD
dangerous_safety: HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ContingentCat: ooo looks good
zuuuuuuul: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Gekyouryuu: oh, it's the Portal cake!
NightValien28: ooooh
wynternyghtynggale: yum
Fruan: That cake is NOT a lie.
NotCainNorAbel: Happy Birthday Dale!
CrazyZonie: Heather is a video editing professional She can do magic
NimrodXIV: That is a Portal cake.
Sarah_Serinde: gnome_friend Oh no, that stays :D
CosmicDuctTape subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
CosmicDuctTape: Actual cake! Happy birthday and end of campaign, Dale!
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EscherichiaCole: Dutch Bakery SO GOOD
Dog_of_Myth: Oh my....that cake
SydPreviouslyHeadache: and Happy Belated Birthday Dale! lrrHEART lrrHEART Kappa Kappa Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: oh it's a dutch chocolate by the look of it
snowcookies: oh a Black Forest?
Conyst: is that a portal cake?
Inquisitor_Xian: its the portal cake lol
Shinji16: Happy birthday!
Elevation_4000_FT subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 33 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Elevation_4000_FT! (Today's storm count: 124)
DiscordianTokkan: Underplex Cake is best cake!
veznan02: Happ Birth
caelusaran: Happy Birthday Dale!
NightValien28: Conyst it is
RassilonDND: black forest portal cake?
EOstby: Get Good Underplex Cake
gnome_friend: Donate your EYES Graham
ElementalAlchemist: Whoa, it's a Portal cake
Nekuia: Happy Birthday Dale!
PharaohBender27: I really hate how when you lose your connection and troubleshoot, it checks the Wi-Fi adapter last even though that's ALMOST ALWAYS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS
seth_erickson: Happy birthday Dale
flatluigi: uh oh
SydPreviouslyHeadache: NO NO how did i end up clicking kappa no. only lrrHEART
pyrehand: Of course it's a black forest cake
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
ContingentCat: UM
NimrodXIV: oh god
DiscordianTokkan: Uh oh!
e_bloc: violence ocean
AdmiralMemo: Wait what
t3h_f1gm3nt: UM
Fruan: Oh NOOOOO
Ciijay: Epilepsy warning
HorusFive: light switch rave
Rytel: Violence/Baked Goods
thomturtle: Oh dear.
kerbalized_: uhhhhh
wynternyghtynggale: honk rave
drfox17: Sandstorm!
DigitalSeahorse: have some cake and eat it too! ....flickery ssandGHOST_SG
orionsrise1: Happy birthday Dale!
mrsarkhan: Welcome to Spooktopber
Max_Fan: Oontz Oontz Oontz Oontz
Phosphatide: let's nope is early
pyrehand: GlaDOS is friend computer
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
thomturtle: what the heck.
PharaohBender27: Uh, hope no one here has epilepsy
Dog_of_Myth: Rave Cake.
AdmiralMemo: Epilepsy warning
zuuuuuuul: Umm
PMAvers: Tell Ben?
niccus: rolled computer die
Arclight_Dynamo: Thunderclap?
mynameisie: Cheer100 to Dale!
TheMerricat: There was a 'computer error'. :-)
caelusaran: Oh no xD
ritchards: I don't have a problem, but een I am looking away
DigitalSeahorse: cake not for cardiac people? :O
thatguyinplaid: Uh oh
drfox17: I cast thunderclap?
AdmiralMemo: End
silvalunae: and
NimrodXIV: dance party for birthday!
DiscordianTokkan: I... Won't clip this just in case
Fanklok: Friend computer doesn't make mistakes, this is intentional
Ignatiuspants: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Ciijay: FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING everybody. Oof. I am also looking away 'cause it just hurts the eyes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: thank you friend computer.
PharaohBender27: END
Questhere: end
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
Ciijay: okay it's over!
Nekuia: Chance scenes to something not live feed until fixed? Or fix it
stevefromdetroit: lrrHEART
TacitusVigil: Whelp, there's the highlight reel.
Baldrash: Work lights!
thomturtle: Heather, cleverer.
Dog_of_Myth: Pull the plug always works
DigitalSeahorse: I love friend computer kathle3PRISM elfunkCat
soltytron subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months, currently on a 31 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, soltytron! (Today's storm count: 125)
LazyC0Mmander: Now we need the santa's elf song and this would have been perfect.
kerbalized_: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
RurouniGeo: carciOWO carciOWO carciOWO
rrtycoon2: It's all fluorescent and roomy.
gnome_friend: Now I want cake
SerGarretCameron: We Put that Switch in to turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw lightswitch raves.
drfox17: yaaay!
DiscordianTokkan: Airdrop technology!
thomturtle: I think I have ice cream. Away!
thatguyinplaid: They have their cake and are eating it too
wynternyghtynggale: ahhh the asmr of really dishes
Sarah_Serinde: lunarj1Heart
PharaohBender27: That cake looks downright decadent
Gekyouryuu: it's also my brother AND my brother-in-law's birthday today
Ciijay: If you haven't heard Heather, flashing lights stopped!
ContingentCat: Real talk, anyone with photosensitive epilepsy would look away right away, giving a warning during isn't necessary
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
rrtycoon2: It is amazing just how much effect lighting really has.
NimrodXIV: Dale ttusting Jacob... oh no
TheMerricat: bday1000 Happy Birthday Dale!
kerbalized_: Friend Computer is haunting the moonbase
drfox17: that's an ultraviolet cake, it has whipped cram
itsastrideh: So umm, Trouble in UND3ER P4R4D15CE when?
gnome_friend: Kathleen, please find a way to be your losing it mermaid again
Sarah_Serinde: What a good cake
Questhere: where's chat's slice?
drfox17: @itsastrideh Trouble Under da Sea?
DiscordianTokkan: That looks like danged fine cake
wynternyghtynggale: cake for the honk queen
thomturtle: Did Heather get a slice?
drfox17: Kathleen as a mermaid warrior princess
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrSCOOP
thatguyinplaid: That cake looks great
thomturtle: An insane mermaid warrior princess?
Tantusar: Well, it's hardly relevant, Beej, you're in the real Alpha Complex now, you just get to HAVE cake.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Thanks @daleEfriesen for a fantastic Dice Friends campaign! Let’s all Eat Cake and Tell Dale. 📷 ||
NimrodXIV: dangit now I want cake
Dog_of_Myth: HolidayLog
PharaohBender27: @CosmicDuctTape Something tells me that clip won't make the highlight reel :P
itsastrideh: @drfox17 Trouble in Paradise 2: Weird Flex, Underplex
Ciijay: Thank you for the stream, everybody!
wynternyghtynggale: FightCake
DigitalSeahorse: that looks so yummy!
AdmiralMemo: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 125 (new subscribers: 70, returning subscribers: 53, new patrons: 2), bits cheered: 27670, new followers: 13
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
PharaohBender27: The timing! :D
Sarah_Serinde: lrrDARK
CosmicDuctTape: @PharaohBender27 I expect as much as well, but I still wanted to clip it. It was a good moment.
whales9001: woah
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad kathle3PRISM FightCup FightJello FightCup
Sarah_Serinde: Dammit now I want cake :P
DigitalSeahorse: RAD cake
orionsrise1: great campaign Dale! happy birthday and see you guys next time!
whales9001: if merricat is here thanks for the sub
gnome_friend wants cake
thomturtle: Dale's voice is my aesthetic,
aWabbajack: cake was promised!
TheMerricat: @whales9001 you are welcome, enjoy :-)
DigitalSeahorse: cake for chat: FightCup FightCup FightCup FightCup FightCup
TacitusVigil: Note for future: Get Jacob bitter cake. lrrBEEJ
Sarah_Serinde: tiltyhEXTREME
AdmiralMemo: Are we doing phrasing?
thundershot879 passes out chat cake
Sarah_Serinde: AdmiralMemo We never do phrasing here
thundershot879: <3
DiscordianTokkan: We only yesterday finished off my birthday cake from last week, and now I want More cake
Kaszoski: Went and got myself a lamington piece
rrtycoon2: Anyone need a barrel of skeletons for Halloween?
W_Livi gifted a Tier 1 sub to CursedTinker! They have given 58 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, cursedtinker! (Today's storm count: 126)
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart
CosmicDuctTape: Jacob is our parasocial friend
TemporallyAwry: ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart
Rhynerd: Yay!
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde The highlights would be sparse otherwise. :D
wynternyghtynggale: can I have that one awkward slice of cake that's more frosting than cake
FarleyF subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 55 months, currently on a 55 month streak!
FarleyF: So we know friend computer is not Glados lrrHEART lrrDARK
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, FarleyF! (Today's storm count: 127)
PharaohBender27: Wait, has it been that long since the Let's Nope for Call of Cthulu!?
Sarah_Serinde: There's a place that makes *really* good cakes quite close to me, and they have them in small sizes too...maybe I should go tomorrow :P
MrSVCD subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 19 months!
MrSVCD: Hang in there Jakob.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MrSVCD! (Today's storm count: 128)
Sarah_Serinde: Yay Featherweight! lrrHEART
Ignatiuspants: oh! happy birthday, Featherweight!
Rhynerd: Happy Birthday, Featherweight!
Dog_of_Myth: Good job Featherweight!
Kaszoski: Happy Birthday Featherweight!
TacitusVigil: lrrHEART Featherweight
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DoodlestheGreat: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 128 (new subscribers: 71, returning subscribers: 55, new patrons: 2), bits cheered: 27670, new followers: 13
CosmicDuctTape: Happy Birthday Featherweight!
gnome_friend: sergeModLove
TheMerricat: kaypikeMOD kaypikeMOD kaypikeMOD
AdmiralMemo: @Sarah_Serinde I'm blessed to live 2 blocks from an amazing bakery.
thundershot879: happy birthday Featherweight!
PharaohBender27: katesThank @Featherweight_
ContingentCat: sergeModLove
Mystaira: Happy birthday Featherweight!
FriendComputer: Party199 happy birthdays
wynternyghtynggale: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeKappaccino
HatsuneMagi: HSWP
ContingentCat: !y
duskcheetah: Cheer1000
Tantusar: god this was just a good series
LazyC0Mmander: Lots of gifts this birthday
SkylerRingtail: Hahaha, oh god that was how many years ago now, Beej? <3
gnome_friend: Get in the robot
TacitusVigil: Pandas & Pancakes is my favorite WoW expansion
ReverseCreations: Get in the Subscription Shinji!
AdmiralMemo: Nice
ElementalAlchemist: skylerringtail: Beej remembered!
ghostvalv: hah
RurouniGeo: carciWink carciWink
CosmicDuctTape: !clip
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ContingentCat: lrrDARK
TheMerricat: holy cow, all those subs were before the show started.
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydYheart
kirbytronic: Not entirely sure how I just managed to knock my phone out of my own hand, but sure
Bobtheninjagoldfish gifted a Tier 1 sub to SquirrelLord1111! They have given 66 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, squirrellord1111! (Today's storm count: 129)
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice
e_bloc: awkward
TheMerricat gifted a Tier 1 sub to alpha_complex! They have given 1403 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, alpha_complex! (Today's storm count: 130)
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Not all of them - I think my mass-gift was after they started
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul ysbrydYheart
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
TacitusVigil: We'll need to save Jacob saying that for a sound board.
CosmicDuctTape: Jacob, you're free (NOTE, I have not watched today's episode)
itsastrideh: Jacob, you're playing with Dale, YOU'RE NEVER SAFE
TheMerricat: @PharaohBender27 my micky mouse was just after they made the tilty house song.
Dog_of_Myth: YEs
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice katesNice katesNice
gnome_friend: We love FRIEND COMPUTER!
TrueSkorn: this fun
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Well, I guess not, then :P
Kaszoski: Friend Computer is in the Moon Base now
t3h_f1gm3nt: RIP
AdmiralMemo: !clip
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itsastrideh: Wait
Sarah_Serinde: Aaaand g'bye Jacob
HorusFive: Drops mic, walks out
kirbytronic: Magic Coincidence Powers Activate!
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
itsastrideh: Are we sure Friend Computer isn't just the Laughatron?
RurouniGeo: carciHI carciHI
TacitusVigil: Kathleen will make it up to Jacob by having James buy ice cream for Jacob.
AdmiralMemo: @itsastrideh That's my headcanon. Laughotron evolved into Friend Computer.
itsastrideh: Because I think Friend Computer is just The Laughatron in a few hundred years
forestfieldforestfield: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
gnome_friend: lrrWOW
t3h_f1gm3nt: nice
NimrodXIV: HolidaySanta
gnome_friend: Nice
Drummi_: nice
Twilight_Spark: Wowee that's a thing
kirbytronic: They'll get to leave one day
itsastrideh: I'm sorry, but 250 pikachus are about 248 too many...
HorusFive: Furiously eats cake
Natedogg2: Just saw I got gifted a sub and arrived just in time to hear my name read on stream. Hooray for good timing!
thomturtle: Somebody give Jacob some coffee to cut the sweet.
Fanklok: Wherre did Jacob come from
Jhoiraful_Chaos subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 34 months, currently on a 34 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Jhoiraful_Chaos! (Today's storm count: 131)
Nigouki: Dice Friends Best Friends, thanks for the adventures!
Sarah_Serinde: katesNice
Drummi_: nice
ContingentCat: katesNice
gnome_friend: tHE BITS!
flatluigi: there was a huge early bit drop i think
PharaohBender27: Someone did 18k bits
Sarah_Serinde: There was ChefStephen with a whole pile of bits
ContingentCat: there was a big one right at the beginning of the stream
NimrodXIV: lrrHEART lrrHEART
ContingentCat: dang katesThank lrrHEART
e_bloc: thanks for the awesome stream
gnome_friend: !findquote cake
LRRbot: Quote #5101: "What if we get up right close to them and put up a sign in the window that says 'we're coming over and we have tea and cake'?" —Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-25]
wynternyghtynggale: !Y
HorusFive: I beg your pardon Sir
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART Dale
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir? You can't FROOT FROOT here.
Meyari: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
gnome_friend: lrrHEART Dale
Fruan: !Y
DarkMorford: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrHEART Dale!
Fruan: Oh boy, that'll never get old.
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART Dale
corpocracy: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Clashandius: Dale rules.
HorusFive: lrrHEART Dale lrrDARK lrrHEART
TheMerricat: Dale is GOD tier Game Master.
RurouniGeo: dale is the coolest carciChill
NimrodXIV: Dale lrrHEART
Dog_of_Myth: Who's awesome? Dale is awesome!!!
DigitalSeahorse: Dale DM is best DM
LazyC0Mmander: That's right, tell Dale Kathleen
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART Dale
Fruan: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
bmac_oceanusborealis: <3 <3 <3
JqlGirl: Dale is the platonic ideal of a GM
gnome_friend: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
FenrisSchafer: sergeHeart lrrHEART sergeHeart sergeHeart
rrtycoon2: Well, it was Paranoia.
LlewellynZ: katesHeart katesHeart
Ashmantle: lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrDARK Dale
snowcookies: lrrHEART Dale
ContingentCat: Dale's a great GM katesThank
Sarah_Serinde: Also every one of the players was ridiculously fun lrrHEART
e_bloc: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sir__Octopus: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Kaszoski: <3 <3 <3
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dale is an excellent entertainer,(?) an amazing job making sure the players have fun as well as the viewers
snowcookies: And lrrHEART all the players
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: Jacob too! lrrDARK lrrHEART
NimrodXIV: :D
duskcheetah: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Jacob) [now] I will name my ulcers after each of you.
LRRbot: New quote #6441: "I will name my ulcers after each of you." —Jacob [2019-09-30]
RurouniGeo: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAHA
flatluigi: ooooo
DigitalSeahorse: ahhahahhah
Megaparsec256: lrrHEART Thank you for all the laughs and brilliant stories
t3h_f1gm3nt: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: :D ysbrydYheart
thomturtle: The vampire speaks.
PharaohBender27: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
CosmicDuctTape: !clip
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Nigouki: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: for dinner :P
Clashandius: Great job, team!
ThorSokar: Evil_Jacob is BACK
Jhoiraful_Chaos: lrrHEART lrrHEART
thomturtle: Toreador!
t3h_f1gm3nt: bye everybody!
Izhuark: Bye all !
HorusFive: Nite!
Stock_Trading_River_Otter: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
AdmiralMemo: Goodbye everybody!
RurouniGeo: carciOWO carciOWO carciOWO byeee
Darleysam: this has been remarkable, thank you
NimrodXIV: POP
JakeKamas: Goodbye everybody!
Dog_of_Myth: IAN
NotCainNorAbel: perfect!
Rhynerd: Bye!
AdmiralMemo: ROAD QUEST!
snowcookies: Yes
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! Road Quest trailer!
HorusFive: THE HYPE!!!!!!
DoodlestheGreat: G'nite everybody!
PharaohBender27 waves goodbye
corpocracy: Bye!
Sarah_Serinde: Roadquest trialer!
TheMerricat: WOOOT!
mrsarkhan: HYPE1111
ContingentCat: !!
Kikazi: OH SHI-
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
e_bloc: road quest hyyyyyyyyyyyyype
Ignatiuspants: goodnight, everybody!
Sarah_Serinde: *trailer
thundershot879: road quest!!
NotCainNorAbel: Road Quest!!!!
ritchards: oh, from Victoria!
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Lysander_Gustav: oh a commercial!
Darleysam: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh?
Nigouki: hyyyyyyyyyyype
t3h_f1gm3nt: OMG IM SO HYPE FOR THIS
sivakrytos: they're from victoria
mugsi_: HYPE
snowcookies: I can't wait for this
Drummi_: !roadquest
LRRbot: Ready for a road trip? ROAD QUEST is coming 14 October!
Ignatiuspants: ooh... bonus Road Quest trailer!!
DigitalSeahorse: road quest! :D
Sarah_Serinde: ysbrydPunjail
lady_olynder: i am so excited
LazyC0Mmander: Well thank you for the game, have a good night chat and happy birthday Dale
DigitalSeahorse: yayyyyyyyyy
PunkRockZoologist: This looks so rad!
DigitalSeahorse: spoop horse? :O
Tantusar: 226 kilometres is a long way with no service.
chesul: FINALLY!!!! So much HYPE!!!
drfox17: YAAAAY
HorusFive: Oh My Gawd HYPE!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: :D
aquinas_0: yay
JqlGirl: wow
silvalunae: what
Sarah_Serinde: That graphic is super rad too
ContingentCat: !!!! Yaaaay
ghostvalv: :D
duskcheetah: Hyyyyype!
silvalunae: WHAT
rrtycoon2: Wow, when did that date drop?
t3h_f1gm3nt: also i so want that title card as a wallpaper
kerbalized_: benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype benginHype
NimrodXIV: #BlameJames
silvalunae: FUCK YES
Lysander_Gustav: neat
Dix: rrtycoon2 TODAY
Kaszoski: Neat
AdmiralMemo: @rrtycoon2 TODAY
gnome_friend: #blameJames
flatluigi: @rrtycoon2 earlier today i think?
Sarah_Serinde: Super excited for this show
snowcookies: That dropped today
Nigouki: the hypest of hypes
DiscordianTokkan: The art card for the trailer is Excellent
TheMerricat: I. am. so. ready!
Juliamon: This morning in fact
snowcookies: I hope there's lots of hugs
Lysander_Gustav: All aboard the hype missile
DigitalSeahorse: lrrJAMES benginChaos benginCop
HorusFive: Love it!
rrtycoon2: Well, first I'm hearing of it, and im THRILLED!
wynternyghtynggale: good thing adam and James are in separate cars or we wouldn't be able to tell who was doing what
DigitalSeahorse: benginHype ssandCOIN_BW ssandCOIN
HorusFive: Night chat friends.
ContingentCat: Canadian Thanksgiving is now Road Quest day!
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for stream
Sarah_Serinde: Oh right, I completely forgot that was Thanksgiving
TheMerricat: Canadian Thanksgiving is in October? I learn new things.
MrPhlip: So... DF is like the one stream I ever get to watch live during the week, with my schedule. And it sounds like Road Quest is going to be happening 1 hour earlier than DF's normal timeslot. And it's happening after the Daylight Savings switchover which makes everything an hour later. I will have to double-check my maths but initial impressions are I'm rather happy about this.
ContingentCat: yeah I was kindof sad I can't afford to go home this year for thanksgiving but this is great
Sarah_Serinde: MrPhlip Yay!
DigitalSeahorse: an extra Thankful Canadian Thanksgiving this year
Sarah_Serinde: Now I'm trying to remember if we've been doing Thanksgiving things on Sunday instead of Monday because that would work out well :D
TheMerricat: Did I also hear that they'd be using the premier feature for Roadquest so we can chat onthe first showing?
Sarah_Serinde: Yup!
TheMerricat: WOOTY WOOT WOOT! :-) I love that
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat That was my understanding yes
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrAWESOME
Sir__Octopus: So road quest is taking over the dice friends slot for awhile?
PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat (But best to double-check with another source :P )
snowcookies: nope
TheMerricat: Whelp, time for me to go forage for food. :-) Night chat! Have a good rest of the day.
Rockario: The trailer said at 4PM. which is an hour before DF
snowcookies: It will be an hour before Dice Friends, and if it's still running by DF, they will start late
snowcookies: is what Heather said in Discord
Juliamon: Since it's not "live" we need only worry about tech trubs.
PharaohBender27: Well, goodnight, everyone! katesWave
snowcookies: night knight
Sir__Octopus: Thanks
snowcookies: I'm gonna scrub down the quote database before sleep time
snowcookies: I'm owrking on the quotes for the last episode of Star Tunnels
Rockario: Oh god, Star Tunnels
Juliamon: You're doing good work.
snowcookies: !quote 5038
LRRbot: Quote #5038: "We were delayed because we found a barrel of lubricant. Here, have some lubricant!" —Kathleen, as Inspector Assayer [2018-06-11]