Ballistic_Meatball: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben, Adam and Alex sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Blair Witch) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
Summer__Frost: Soon.
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #6094: "Swimming is barf." —Adam [2019-06-08]
leafy_greeens: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben, Adam and Alex sit down and play some spoopy games! Game: Blair Witch) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
IsThis___Art: ewwo? is dere some weawwy big spoops coming up? lrrSPOOP
Summer__Frost: probs
Solipsody: Given the movie it's based on, let's not make promises we can't keep.
Juliamon: It's supposedly good though?
Summer__Frost: I've played maybe about as much as they'll play today and it's pretty good.
Solipsody: Okay, promise away then!
Summer__Frost: There's some good mechanics to it and some things that people will like and not a lot to dislike so.. yeah. Not bad.
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's the 1st of October! What better time to have a very special Let's NOPE! Jon Ben and Adam, and special guest Alex as they embark into the new Blair witch game! | 📷 ||
Diabore: early? on MY lrr stream?
IsThis___Art: lrrSORJNORB
Solipsody: Who's Jon?
DiscordianTokkan: The Blair Witch Game! Is the moon haunted there too?
gamercat88: big spoopy time
Earthenone: the speakers at least will Blair with these loud bois at the helm
IAmNotAshKetchum: i'm so excited for this!
Diabore: so im guessing alex is special guest for this?
Diabore: as i read the tweet
IsThis___Art: THREE spoopy bois? Can my ears handle that magnitude?
Morendur: lol
Summer__Frost: There's some war PTSD stuff so, anyone that is sensitive.. be careful.
NathanJay_GA: lrrSPOOP
BTC1220: It's time to get spooooopy!!!!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @isthis___art more spoops than your body has room for!!
IAmNotAshKetchum: happy spoopy month everybody
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Earthenone: thanks ash ketchum
HorusFive: It's the most Spoopiest time of the year! lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
LoadingReadyRun: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
IsThis___Art: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff i can always cram some more spoops up in there
NathanJay_GA: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: I made it on time for once!
CommiePuddin: W E D E M S P O O P S
Sanityis0verrated: I gotta start decorating my lawn with tombstones and get a purple christmas tree
ulexarX: I lost track of the game they're playing, it's Blair which project?
Diabore: the movie was very spoop so im wondering if they borked the game
Summer__Frost: lrrSPOOP tober.
tehlordofelves: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Earthenone: @ulexarX yup
Earthenone: :P
Metalupis: katesNice katesNice katesNice
tehlordofelves: It's about to get spoopy
Summer__Frost: I think there's movie callbacks as well?
sir_jack_DB: time to get fucked up on lrrSPOOP
Morendur: oh hi @LoadingReadyRun how are you today? are the LRRCrew treating you well? Giving you enough attention I trust? :P
DiscordianTokkan: I watched the second IT movie today, because it's Spookytime Month and it was fitting
ExhaustedElox: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Summer__Frost: Though not to the 2nd one which is low key actually great.
Tempest2097: Remember Remember the first of Octember!
BrindleBoar: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #4782: "How bootylicious can we make this?" —Adam [2018-03-13]
Boi_Ginny: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
gamercat88: best Adam quote lol
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weff47: My partner and I got back just in time to watch spoops together!
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EscherichiaCole: gha
MilkInBag: WutFace
Questhere: GAH
Edgarware: lrrSPOOP
IsThis___Art: GAH
NimrodXIV: GAH
BusTed: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Ryenji: WutFace
Tempest2097: Classic!
kumatsu: MUCH BEN
circusofkirkus: seabatYIKES
Despoiler98: O.O AGH
Xenovita: WutFace
DiscordianTokkan: OH NO
Sanityis0verrated: so much ben
kumatsu: SUCH SPOOP
LlewellynZ: too close
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
NathanJay_GA: that's a good intro
korvys: Oh, it's an IRL stream
Summer__Frost: You dorks.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Das a big ben all up in my grill
Solipsody: What, nothing hanging from your nose, Ben? Come on, commit to the gag!
Despoiler98: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
laskotheking: Is that Alex?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: That’s a lot of face
silvalunae: this is a great set up omg
blip2004: why do i still hear destiny
BTC1220: My beautiful boy!
MilkInBag: hahahaha
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Wait, it's the trifecta. Sweet.
Despoiler98: Dont like it
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PinkFlashu: best boys!
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EscherichiaCole: katesScared
seth_erickson: What a bit
LeeshaJoy: 0/10 not far enough up his nose to be authentic Blair Witch
BusTed: no candy NotLikeThis
silvalunae: well done
LloydWallace: Woo! Made it back with my icecream just in time lrrDILLY lrrSPOOP
ZoBo_: not enough boogers ben :P
BTC1220: my beautiful beautiful boys!!!!
aWabbajack: oh Blair Which
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circusofkirkus: what a kneeslapper
MilkInBag: 1999
TheMoatman: 98?
gamercat88: yes 90s
NimrodXIV: 96?
cgwonder: Considering I’ve been up for 19 hours so far and it’s 1am here I really shouldn’t be trying to watch this live, but how can I resist a twitch notification inviting me to watch Ben, Adam AND Alex. The Three Spoopskateers
Seirhune: Can't quite see any errant nose hairs
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Summer__Frost: Kids ask your parents.
hajnal_endot: I've got kimchi and one displeased housemate
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Aurelius101: I went to the zoo the other day and the only animal they had was a tiny yappy dog. It was a shitzu.
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IsThis___Art: CANDY
coolbond: jesus that bookshelf is MASSIVE
CommiePuddin: Yeah, it's 20+ years old.
Lunareclipse123: it came out 21 years ago I think
korvys: 1999
BusTed: Yeah.
makemonsters: The fear!
Solipsody: This is what the Blair Witch Project looks like now. Feel old yet?
Lunareclipse123: I think it was 1998
TheMoatman: Fourteen days before I turned 4, so middle of 1999
DiscordianTokkan: July 16, 1999
EncanisMal3k: This movie can legally A M E R I C A
a_bi_bard: O H L A W D
Lunareclipse123: ah, 1999
OnyxOblivion: 99
Meltalar: Adam, we should reshoot THAT intro
Earthenone: that movie is old enough to drink
NimrodXIV: yep, 99
JohnLockeCole: I mean, I prefer Locke, but I am here
Tempest2097: Fuckin hell 99.
EncanisMal3k: (almost)
Summer__Frost: Back when "found footage" was a new concept to people.
Lunareclipse123: 20 years ago
korvys: July 14, 1999 (United States)
Rockario: 20 Years!
BTC1220: We love Jon
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Focus adam!
NimrodXIV: 20 years ago. yikes
CommiePuddin: He's just a fuzzy guy today.
orimazer: is he just fuzzy today?
Invitare: Adam is out of focus because when the camera looks at him it tears up
niccus: that's his passive evasion, makes him a good fighter
gamercat88: 1999
Lunareclipse123: matt_damon_gets_old.gif
gamercat88: Y2K baby
BusTed: Someone got the license!
ANeMzero: There was a new movie, so they made a game for it.
makemonsters: There are like 6 of them or something
CastleOtranto: It's the blurry bois for the Blair-y game!
endoforder: Time is a flat circle
YawnLance: uni100 My three favourite spoopboys back at it again! As is tradition I arrive to remind you that y'all are cuties before you dive into the spoopzone! Also I'm pretty sure there's a dog so please remember to give 'em pets <3
circusofkirkus: "enhance"
DiscordianTokkan: Perfect focus!
kumatsu: Being entirely out of focus is on brand with Blair Witch Project
mahpete_: oh hey, this movie is almost as old as I am!
CastleOtranto: Rub that vasaline on my EYES
Solipsody: 2019, 1920... Whatevs.
MilkInBag: it's...loosely connected, but not really?
Tempest2097: It was the first Found footage movie.
BusTed: I remember seeing it in the theater.
ANeMzero: Why they made a new movie is up in the air, but them making a game for a movie is.. less strange
Seirhune: I saw this when I was in HS. I was in my goth phase, my friend was in a Hawaiian shirt. We must have made a weird ass pair.
BusTed: Yeah, same Adam.
MaverickArtist: Cheer100 The Spoopening! with bonus Alex! I can'
EscherichiaCole: I think I watched it... in the 90s
BTC1220: Again, Papa!
jessieimproved: I haven't seen it either, and I am very much old enough
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer600 Extra bits for extra Spoopfriends!
NathanJay_GA: the movies pretty good
Lunareclipse123: Some people hated it, some people loved it. I loved it personally
caoinlean: yaaay my favorite bois
Solipsody: @Tempest2097 Well, the first to be called that.
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
NimrodXIV: I never believed it was real. Never thought it was that scary either
Meyari: Me too, my friend convinced me the movie was real
IsThis___Art: ALEX go see it!
CastleOtranto: Honestly, the porn parody is scarier
MilkInBag: Blair Witch Project was obviously a fake movie, CLOVERFIELD on the other hand
LeeshaJoy: The thing is, unlike most "found footage" movies, the original BWP was genuinely unscripted. They basically just got GPS coordinates to go to and notes on what the characters were doing that day.
ninja_theory_ashrams: Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows contains neither the Blair witch or a Book of Shadows
Alness49: It has the "War of the Worlds" thing going on.
ExhaustedElox: Well, New York would be gone. They nuked it in Cloverfield.
makemonsters: They really pushed that ‘tgis is real
Summer__Frost: 2nd one is good. Though it has NOTHING to do with the Blair Witch or literally anything at all. It's just a decent horror movie.
Tempest2097: Ben... I've Seen V/H/S
Tarnagona: I just remember a pastor giving a sermon about the Blair Witch movie when it came out. XD
NicTMagic: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
gamercat88: my sister in law was friends/ went to school with the directors of Blair Witch
MilkInBag: one of the first well done
Tempest2097: If all found footage was real we'd all have died.
erloas: the guy that never leaves his house isn't any safer/better than people going outside Alex...
korvys: Security cams
Tarnagona: Because witchcraft probably. But that pastor also gave a sermon on why Star Wars was bad, so....
caoinlean: Alex is giving me serious 70's beejees vibe, living it
Summer__Frost: Grave Encounters?
MilkInBag: 13 ghosts?
aWabbajack: Cube?
Diabore: grave encounters
YawnLance: Grave Encounters
GenericHerooo: Hi, everyone! <3 KonCha
lucha_libro: hellhouse llc?
NimrodXIV: Grave Encounters, Ben
makemonsters: Grave encounters
BTC1220: I think the last time I watched it was last year and I think it stands some parts but there's some stuff that's like, "Nah, people wouldn't do that in 2019."
gamercat88: Army of Darkness
Diabore: so stupidly wonderful
Tempest2097: My favorite Horror film is John Carpenter's The Thing
makemonsters: Grave encounters is so good
TheMoatman: I forget, was the first paranormal all fixed angles?
Summer__Frost: Grave Encounters 2 was a TRIP.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Honestly, found footage should be more stable now. Cell phones do go auto stabilizing. :)
makemonsters: So funny
aWabbajack: feliciaToronto kathle3PRISM
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: *good
Vyous: My favorite found footage film is Chronicle by far.
NimrodXIV: btw, if you haven't watched Paranormal Home Inspectors, do.
MilkInBag: Grave Encounters got a 33 metascore PogChamp
makemonsters: The Asylum they use is in surrey or something
MaverickArtist: Cheer100 the Blair with interrupted my typing! Can't wait to see you guys navigate this!
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cuttlebranch: Two Sub-Anniversaries in one day! Neat! Hi to three of the very best bois.
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Atomic_Marshmallow: Spoop time with the Spooky Boy Trio
BusTed: A... proclivity.
MilkInBag: this crew is *not* immersive
sir_jack_DB: Budget- $60,000 and Box office- $248.6 million for Blair Witch Project
Rhynerd: Oh, Alex is here too!
Tempest2097: I mean I turned down my headphones
CompletelyUnsure: Well that's why everything is spoopy mockumentary stuff now.
Atomic_Marshmallow: LOUD AND PROUD
Maddrius: *turns volume down a bit as a precaution*
korvys: !cw
LRRbot: This game contains, or we have found it to contain, material that may be upsetting to some of our viewers. If that content is a problem for you, it's okay to not watch this stream. Self-care is more important.
Boi_Ginny: cheer100 It is dangerous to go alone! Here, take these!
Stripe_dog: Cheer500 Don't know if it's still a thing but when this game first came out sometimes your dog would just randomly get stuck on things or disappear forever so SAVE OFTEN
BloodnBullets: but mah headfones!
Solipsody: Have you considered having a mouthful of pastry to dampen the yelling?
MilkInBag: horror games feature horror seabatBRAIN
A_Catastrophic_Success: RIP headpho- awww
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endoforder: My body is ready
Earthenone: thats so good alex
NathanJay_GA: I'm coming around to found footage only documentaries. If you have a chance to watch Senna, I'd recommend it. it's all historic footage, and it works really well
ghostvalv: yikes
IsThis___Art: alex no!
Cepsys: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
ghostvalv: katesNice
MilkInBag: why is there no medieval found footage movies? 🤔
circusofkirkus: katesNice
Mister_Hush: but will it be lititty
jitterbeans: <3 <3 <3
Diabore: does adam not get to hear game?
Alness49: Nothing gives male protaganists more motivation then female peril -*Is tackled to the ground*
Frankenkeen: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 9:47.
Summer__Frost: This game definitely has some war PTSD problems for those sensitive so be careful, just to retirterate.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @MilkInBag Scrying pools were all destroyed.
Maddrius: @MilkInBag that would be silly and fun. Like, found story teller retellings?
Summer__Frost: I don't know a better way to phrase that.
NathanJay_GA: @milkinbag isn't that just the Bayeux tapestry?
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kais58: 1 Month to go!!!
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surfderf: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:30.
Rhynerd: “What’s a zoo?” “”Right, shit.””
coopdawg_22: lrrAWESOME
Shirts_: Wooo Down with pants
ClodiumSoride: Grave Encounters is the kinda the Shaun of the Dead of found footage movies. It's great.
mahpete_: implying pants were on to being with
IsThis___Art: PogChamp50 Its the super duper spoopin' troop! lrrSPOOP
DiscordianTokkan: b o y
Summer__Frost: Get ALLLL yet dog emotes ready folks.
Diabore: @ClodiumSoride its so dumb and i love it
Solipsody: Real dogs do that sometimes too.
melodaniac: This is gonna be so great
NathanJay_GA: lrrSPOT
Despoiler98: slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK
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IsThis___Art: :D
NightValien28: loud, louder and loudest tonight on stream
ghostvalv: ded
NimrodXIV: RIP
melodaniac: I am preparing my eardrums to be corrupted and I love it
ghostvalv: f
MilkInBag: it's...fine
Despoiler98: THat guy? Ultraded
makemonsters: This footage sure looks found
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ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: @nightvalien28 any of them could be any of those!
Summer__Frost: I've played about as much as you guys are likely to play and I liked it a lot.
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun apparently there are some game breaking bugs in this so save often
DrWreckage: oops, don't know how that works
Summer__Frost: It's very atmospheric not super jumpscarey.
BusTed: lrrSPOT
silvalunae: layers of fear 2 was the same idea with no heart
Alness49: I think Ben and Adam's comment was "Someone who knew more about old Movies would appreciate this more" on LoF2
Nigouki: is that Gerard Butler?
Atomic_Marshmallow: It has a pupper it can only be so bad
IsThis___Art: puppar!
Lunareclipse123: That's a good doggo
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Dogger!!
Earthenone: !card into the woods
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Juliamon: Ah, but can we pet it?
gamercat88: this isnt road quest
Despoiler98: Great I dea!
Dabari49: Baltimore Crows?
korvys: We're the witch
MilkInBag: screen tearing :(
DaMullet14: Has anything good ever accompanied the phrase "Never to be seen again"
Inquisitor_Xian: im getting heavy twin peaks vibes from the music lol
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Chaotically_Random: WOOT 48 Months, thats four whole years, been following since the first friday nights though
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GallowsCat: i hear if you enter the woods, you get made to stand ominously in a corner - a fate worse than death
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Anyone else getting crazy screen tear?
YawnLance: I can't decide if it's going to be scarier or less scary because of the doggo...
BusTed: Distracted driving!
saweeks: driving so fast the screen was tearing
MilkInBag: nokia PogChamp
Tempest2097: Oh I fondly remember that phone
Earthenone: talking on the phone while driving?
delta__vee: self-driving suburban
Alness49: Oh hey, it's a pager
Tempest2097: FONDLY
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: phones while driving? this IS the 90s
Maddrius: rip my old nokia ...
Earthenone: i guess we deserve whatever happens
Kortanios: Is the screen tear part of the visual aesthetic?
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Diabore: can you pet dog?
Juliamon: Right, this was before cellphone driving laws happened
Tempest2097: Bro, you're not supposed to use your phone and drive
HorusFive: Eye on the road kids. Don't drive like you're on rails.
Lunareclipse123: Driving and talking on the phone, from before that was illegal?
BrindleBoar: gonna Die in the Woods tooooniiiiiiiight
Pteraspidomorphi: Thanks for the volume up Ben
CompletelyUnsure: A Blair Witch game where you never enter the woods: It's a fifteen minute cutscene and the rest is just a match-3 game.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I roll to pet the dog. I have proficiency.
delta__vee: can has v sync pls?
Tempest2097: FUCKERS
Lunareclipse123: or uhh... is that not illegal in the US?
Camail: motion blur is so baaaad
MilkInBag: "Yes, I want my game to look bad please" motion blur on
Tempest2097: Fuck you motion blur
Juliamon: Lunareclipse123 It's illegal in most states
CommiePuddin: What's wrong with motion blur?
YawnLance: We can actually see!
SquareDotCube: also turn off the bloom?
Earthenone: it can stay in the game, just please be OFF :P
NeutralPanda1: Why is it not a good idea for us to look for the kid? Did you do it?
Inquisitor_Xian: this guys driving is giving me anxiety lol
Lunareclipse123: @Juliamon Ah thanks, I thought it was. I just know the US has this aversion for laws that stop people from dying
IsThis___Art: we can SOMETIMES be a bit of a cannibal
VoodontWoW: Is this Road Quest?
MilkInBag: the game is a bit loud
Roland_Malius: I'm betting on the "Dark past"tm and he has a problem with lost kids
Hellishdream: context clues guys. Dog tags and a therapy dog.
BusTed: awks
Telephoneline: awwww
TStodden: We're going Hansel & Gretel here?
Camail: why did we let him hold the kid!
engineerbudy: im seeing a bit of screen tear
YawnLance: "Jeez buddy, if you go lookin' for that kid you might just end up eatin' them!"
MilkInBag: thanks adam, now we can hear you
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ShadeofHades: The Dream Trio for spoops bois? I'm in!
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DeM0nFiRe: "We don't go to ravenholm" Ah fuck I have to go to ravenholm don't I?
Tempest2097: Yeah, asthma everywhere
Alness49: "I'll change, baby" "You're eating a kid right now, as we talk"
MilkInBag: 90s flashlights were WAY bigger than that
Earthenone: Rip and Tear
Kramburger: WWE 2K19, is that you?
surfderf: whats vsync
makemonsters: Ah yes, missing posters on the side of the road-to-nowhere where literally no one would walk
Alchemistmerlin: Motion Blur and Chromatic Aberration - Just Say No
ShadeofHades: @Earthenone Until it is done?
MilkInBag: HDR = kill your graphic card if it's not from 2018
NeutralPanda1: Kid is in the trunk
IsThis___Art: @surfderf keeps screen from tearing
Roland_Malius: Vertical sync
surfderf: ah
surfderf: gotcha
HorusFive: Who stole all the police car's plates?
Despoiler98: Just fucking with evidence
BusTed: eff you greg
CapnRobert: rock solid piece of paper
LeeshaJoy: Just like contractors use wall texturing to cover up shitty drywall, devs use motion blur to cover up vsync issues.
Camail: surfderf locking framerate to the monitors refresh rate removes weird screen tearing
Atomic_Marshmallow: Did you just steal evidence?
DaMullet14: We're Ellis
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DanaeArielle: Best way to start spoopy month is with some good spoopy boys!
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Nigouki: Adam it was the 90s Kappa
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: is that the same font that Dark Souls uses?
Cepsys: we dgaf
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Take the tire.
Zalbaag: Felony count: 2
NightValien28: doggo?
NightValien28: can pet doggo?
Earthenone: well anthony, sucks to suck
tehfewl: ive been to this part of Maryland, this is pretty accurate
Diabore: was there a guy named anthony in blair witch?
Kramburger: We're destabilising the tools of oppression!
Earthenone: does it have a flaired base?
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LuckyJack43: Nice.
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iggySPLOSION: when does bounce fright?
chaostreader: Why were there cops leaving if the cops are here? How many cops does this place have?
BusTed: Just the essentials.
Pteraspidomorphi: It will probably be fine in the dark
I_Am_Clockwork: Scooby Snacks!
Gizmoloid: @surfderf vsync can also make camera movement lag behind actual mouse movement dramatically, so sometimes it's better to suffer some screen tearing
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Forgebold: Woop!
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sir_jack_DB: LOL
Roland_Malius: yep, Military
jakjawagon: Korean walkie talkie, its name is Choi
circusofkirkus: look at my photograph
Kramburger: This menu looks GREAT to use under pressure lrrSLOTH
YawnLance: Oh no, our character is a dingus
korvys: !findquote idiot son
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
IsThis___Art: go puppar!
korvys: !findquote idiot
LRRbot: Quote #302: "Zordon was an idiot!" —Graham [2015-05-26]
Kramburger: GOTY
Tempest2097: Such a good doggo
HorusFive: Am good pup
Alness49: Dog Petted!
silvalunae: giv pets
Juliamon: Pets AND treats!
silvalunae: gib gib pets
BrindleBoar: That is how photographs work.
ArcOfTheConclave: Can pet the doggo!
NightValien28: if the dog dies I am quitting
caoinlean: he's a protag Ben, a Steve protag at that
Earthenone: hopefully we dont need a dog snack for a future puzzle
Boi_Ginny: Can pet doggo, 13/10
Ba_Dum_Tish subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months!
Ba_Dum_Tish: That's some good bois with a good doggo. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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BusTed: lrrSPOOP
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Toxxick: So, where on our Cabin the the Woods chart does this player character fit?
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Earthenone: not a bad transition
BrindleBoar: Doggo better not die.
Nigouki: DRONES!
HorusFive: DId our soul just leave our body?
Kramburger: Can we give the dog a harmonica?
Alness49: Are we the Witch?
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Easilycrazyhat: Blair Witch via Evil Dead
TheMoatman: No The Thing is in Antarctica
HorusFive: Which?
Earthenone: lrrEFF a G
jakjawagon: f or g
Tempest2097: Edge your feet?
silvalunae: shivvv
Ba_Dum_Tish: lrrFINE lrrHERE
BusTed: 4 sticks, and not a twig more!
I_Am_Clockwork: protec dog with your life D:
cgwonder: as everyone knows, you can jump down a boulder but you can't climb back up
ninja_theory_ashrams: "nothing burns like an effigy" Homer Simpson
Mister_Hush: something about this game's FOV makes me very mad
cgwonder: we are cop?
HorusFive: And how did you get a radio?
BusTed: Adam is def right
Lunareclipse123: Oh hey, it's Firewatch!
JerecoPlays: I am totally behind the Doom game killing witches. I would like to preorder.
endoforder: Rip and Tear intensifies
Earthenone: we took radio from a cop?
BrindleBoar: The Doom Witch Project
Drathak: I too hold my radio right next to my face all the time
Inkompetence: A bullet point.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: eh, depending on how crappy it is you might have to
BusTed: om nom nom
1losttheGame: this man does not give enough time for his radio calls and it bothers me
Aenir798: A history of finding and eating the kid
cgwonder: look at that enthused doggo. such a good boy
Diabore: wait, they started a search party, in the woods, with no dogs..... these cops suck
Lunareclipse123: The "Flapjack Witch"? Ok sure.
jessieimproved: Don't eat any kids this time Ellis. You can do this.
1losttheGame: thats left LUL
BrindleBoar: He's allergic to witches!
Kramburger: You're The Hand Now, Dog
Tempest2097: Health issues........ Cannibalism.... HE'S GOT PRION DISEASE!
Ba_Dum_Tish: is this dog?
BusTed: mood
budgetdm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
budgetdm: Just wandering out into the woods alone is standard search and rescue procedure right?
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Pteraspidomorphi: The image is mirrored, 1losttheGame
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Huey II?
jessieimproved: but. can. you. pet. the. dog.
jessieimproved: YES
BTC1220: But can you also have a left hand dog?
NightValien28: so this is haunting grounds
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: PET THAT DOG
Frankenfruity: It's a therapy dog
Diabore: PET
Edgarware: The dog gets sad?!
SquareDotCube: So Hewie 2.0
NimrodXIV: are we Haunting Ground now
I_Am_Clockwork: huey!
jessieimproved: pet pet pet
Alness49: Okay, but having a dog to calm things down might be neat
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Remember, when he barks "Witch!" you should be on the lookout for a witch.
zackfayden808: ohhhhh it's an alex
Cepsys: one of them is pet!
aWabbajack: Huey!
aWabbajack: Good Boy, Huey
caoinlean: a money protag with a good doggie? where have we seen this before?
caoinlean: **lonely not money lol
Tempest2097: I've got 10 imaginary dollars on Prion Disease.
Tempest2097: Y'boys got KURU
jessieimproved: omg yes
cgwonder: yeha flooppy eaaaars
IsThis___Art: dassagooboy
spawnofhastur: Has the greater LRR commune played Untitled Goose Game?
Boi_Ginny: Yesssss
Lunareclipse123: Or the monster just waits politely while you're petting the doggo
Metalupis: just in case anyone wants spoilers/content warning about the dog
chaostreader: 100% that dog is far faster than you are.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Doggo gets ear scritches!!
Ba_Dum_Tish: @caoinlean Now I am picturing that strawman tekken character but made of money
NightValien28: spawnofhastur some of them have
Pteraspidomorphi: spawnofhastur: Heather played it
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breathlessisthehunt: Just watched the live panalysts, thanks for making me die eating dinner loud boys.
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Tempest2097: I'm surprised nobody in chat knows what KURU is.
Earthenone: 169 storm, Nice.
spawnofhastur: I know what kuru is.
1losttheGame: LUL
NightValien28: omg
HorusFive: Your radio etiquette is terrible. Over.
DiscordianTokkan: That 100% is a Nokia wallpaper
Tempest2097: @spawnofhastur yaaaay!
CapnRobert: you can play a game on the phone
Cepsys: what is this radio banter?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: You can play snake on this phone, just so ye know
Driosenth: PLAY SNAKE!
spawnofhastur: @Tempest2097 I have an anthropology degree. :P
Drathak: Unrealistic, they'd be really loud each ringtone you select
Gizmoloid: Guess what game this phone has :)
1losttheGame: GAMES
DeM0nFiRe: Wow I think this game has already hit like 90% of the horror game tropes
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: cat!
Tempest2097: @spawnofhastur I'm going into biotechnology.
TheAlmightyJonassons: You can pet the puppy... BEST GAME EVER
IsThis___Art: kitty!
Boi_Ginny: @metalupis Thank you
BusTed: totally snake
caoinlean: play the phone game!
BusTed: yuuup
cgwonder: oh wow it's not even your girlfriend it's just a pixel picture of a woman
Edgarware: hell yeeeeees
ZoBo_: snaaaake!
Alness49: This is a suprisingly in depth phone
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Pazzix: therers more programming in the phone then there is in the game
Tempest2097: Oh man many a good hour wasted with that
aWabbajack: mrweebSnekBuns mrweebSnekMid mrweebSnekHead mrweebShroom
BTC1220: It's their fault for putting this much entertainment on a phone in their game
Ba_Dum_Tish: Well at least we have a weapon with infinite durability
Edgarware: every good old cell phone has Snake
Kramburger: !bingo
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LeeshaJoy: Best ending: do nothing but play Snake and pet doggo, never encounter the damn witch.
BusTed: Haha.
bv310: heck yeah, snake
Tempest2097: It worked though
breathlessisthehunt: It was goood
circusofkirkus: seabatBRAIN
aWabbajack: lrrBEN mrweebSnekBuns mrweebSnekMid mrweebSnekHead lrrALEX lrrADAM
korvys: Nope Rope
VoodontWoW: Shut up plot! We're polaying games!
spawnofhastur: snake? snake!? SNAAAAAKE!
IsThis___Art: ah snek!
empyreon: Let's Nope Rope
ZeroArcana: Snake? is this the new MGS?
HorusFive: Emergent gameplay here
IsThis___Art: gaming SO HARD
Tempest2097: But doggo!
Ba_Dum_Tish: Games in my games
Pazzix: is this metagaming?
seenoham: you get snake for free with this game
circusofkirkus: i really hope one of the witches is looking over our shoulder right now
seenoham: nice added value
Forgebold: Clutch!
lucha_libro: I wouldlove it if this one moment in the game tanks the rest of the game, consequence wise
Alness49: It's the button presses on the phone that gets me
cgwonder: only casuals play horror games. REAL gamers play snake on a fake nokia phone in a horror game.
Kramburger: Gotta find that missing kid... eventually
silvalunae: do it
BrindleBoar: I sincerely hope the game tracks your cellphone battery, and this gets you killed later.
BusTed: lrrDILLY has been called
surfderf: impressed that this game put games on the phone
NimrodXIV: lrrDILLY
MadWolf1290: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY
chaostreader: Importantly. Does your phone have battery?
aWabbajack: lrrGREED mrweebSnekBuns mrweebSnekMid mrweebSnekHead lrrDILLY
spawnofhastur: also good to see you alex.
Pteraspidomorphi: If we stay here nothing bad will happen
IsThis___Art: BEN
NightValien28: WOW
NimrodXIV: lrrWOW
the_bus_stirs: 5 bucks the phone runs out of power later because you were playing snake
NightValien28: his mom is very very cool
caoinlean: So Adam, when we find the jar...what do you do?
Pteraspidomorphi: Can you go out the side of the screen?
Despoiler98: how is this so TENSE slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF
BusTed: Now if only the game made you T9 type.
IsThis___Art: *HURK*
circusofkirkus: lrrGREED
Tempest2097: You can see Ben trained at this
silvalunae: strats strats strats sytrats
Juliamon: Phones back then had good battery life.
HorusFive: So, real time daylight mechanic, right?
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: This is the most stressful part of this game so far
niccus: the sneta
Ba_Dum_Tish: Doggo wants our attention
1losttheGame: LUL
orimazer: f
Edgarware: Nooooo
NightValien28: YOU FOOL
ClodiumSoride: Welcome to Let's Snake.
BusTed: the panic
Juliamon: !clip
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Diabore: BEN WHY
Cepsys: welp
circusofkirkus: katesRip
wench_tacular: nooo
HorusFive: Whamp whamp
Despoiler98: HUBRIS
Easilycrazyhat: RI{
Kramburger: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
silvalunae: again again!
ShadeofHades: RIP
Decsevm: time to restart
Tempest2097: RIP
theneatestburrito: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
Easilycrazyhat: RIP
ghostvalv: lrrSPOOP
Despoiler98: THE HUBRIS
Angnor33: lrrGREED
GanjaShimada: OWL2019HZS1 OWL2019HZS2
Alness49: You f'd up! You f'd up!
Questhere: rope-a-doped yourself
Gascitygaming: whelp, reload
BrindleBoar: RUINED
ExhaustedElox: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
orimazer: the screen looped too
EncanisMal3k: You fool! It wraps around!
ZeroArcana: teatheNonono teatheREE
Digigoner: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
GenericHerooo: xD
Diabore: didnt we get a text?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Now you have to beat your high score of 53!
coopdawg_22: lrrFRUMP
seenoham: don't run away from your doggo
empyreon: we were snek all along!
chaostreader: Pet the dog.
electroswagnetism: "Hello, Doctor? Yeah, it's the snake dream again"
Driosenth: Is there a first person snake?
cgwonder: from the sounds of it, everybody thinks youre a terrible cop
TheAlmightyJonassons: looking good, Alex, I frackin' love that shirt
TheMoatman: Sucks to your assmar
BusTed: It's definitely a mental illness of some sort.
SurlyBugbear: Hello everybody
Roland_Malius: I'ma call it now and say PTSD
DragonWik: eww nose pick and eat?
BrindleBoar: I'm sticking with witch allergy.
Kramburger: Fallen antlers are good chewtoys for doggs with strong mouths
MilkInBag: iT wAs AlL a DrEaM
Alness49: PTSD or bust
seth_erickson: I would call it but I know what it is
empyreon: yeah, PTSD
seenoham: unspecified mental illnes
cgwonder: probs ptsd or depression.
NimrodXIV: from the war (tm)
Earthenone: ptsd is a good bet for a cop
e_bloc: which allergy?
e_bloc: dis allergy
Decsevm: seasonal disorder is my bet
Tempest2097: You break out in witch-hives
Alness49: "I have acute Witch-itus"
Diabore: were is dog
TheAlmightyJonassons: @themoatman don't make me relive high school drama class like that
cgwonder: he hates that log
chaostreader: Some of the trees are wrapped?
MilkInBag: he sniffed a gamer
CompletelyUnsure: His dog's name is bullet, my money's on shitty-PTSD from "the war"
BusTed: So much for our iframes
NightValien28: very recent
circusofkirkus: those are practically bugs bunny stamp level footprints
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: save?
Tantusar: Really clear, until they're not.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: *cave
MilkInBag: smells like....MOUNTAIN DEW
DragonWik: left
cgwonder: wow somebody really pressed their bare foot carefully into the mud there
Rockario: He said I like how we said "I'll double-check behind you" and the search party was probably like "thank god he's not coming where we are"
DragonWik: cave?
Clench_Eastwood: #YouCanPettheDog
Alness49: Naw, can't have sniffed a gamer, dog's still upright
TheAlmightyJonassons: that is one unhappy doggo
chaostreader: Bare footprints as opposed to bear footprints
BusTed: Those are some folded back ears.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben: Asks what dog is looking at. *promptly turns directly in the opposite direction from where dog is looking*
MilkInBag: what if it's actually the dog that has PTSD 🤔
Tempest2097: We mustn't forget to give him pets.
seenoham: the dog noises are freeking out my dog
ladypluto: DOGGO!! Hi everyone!
Clench_Eastwood: Grrrr....were in a horrow game GRrrrrr
e_bloc: FrankerZ181 dog better not die
NightValien28: maybe he need to be reprimanded because he is wrong?
DragonWik: go back there was a cave i think
Alness49: "This dog's an IDIOT!"
Aenir798: Hey Ben....are you lost in the woods? :)
Stripe_dog: Your dog might be dumb
MilkInBag: kids and their cigarettes
NimrodXIV: maybe you have to scold him?
e_bloc: this is unrelated, take it anyway
Clench_Eastwood: cigarettes in the woods?!
silvalunae: you're picking up littern like a good citizen
Summer__Frost: Dogs are weird.
1losttheGame: leave no litter behind!
cgwonder: is doggo broken?
Roland_Malius: what? I pick up trash when I go for walks
myrddinthewizard: Dog angry at invisible walls.
MilkInBag: is this 🦋 good gameplay
seenoham: my dog is as confused by bullet as bullet is confused
chaostreader: Those are not the ears of a scared or alert dog. That’s the most relaxed position.
Rockario: I hope everything we find has either already been found by the search party or is actually left *from* the search party
IsThis___Art: "hurrrrr"
Stripe_dog: Factory Reset your dog
seenoham: he's barking at the front door because he assumes that's where the dog he's hearing must be
Erudite_Cynic: dog is an atlas gun
e_bloc: yeah have you tried turning the dog off and turning it on again
cgwonder: have you tried turning the dog off and on again?
MilkInBag: what if you failed and the game tells you with the dog OpieOP
Erudite_Cynic: Bullet seek
IsThis___Art: i don't remember dog growling like this when i played...
JerecoPlays: What door?
DeM0nFiRe: I just realized this is a required AI companion mixed with dog AI, that doesn't bode well haha
SmashTCG: wait... is the war vets name his dog bullet?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben: tells dog to seek; goes directly in opposite direction from dog.
I_Am_Clockwork: has... this dog never been outside before?
Despoiler98: LOOK UP
Tantusar: i think you gotta reprimand the dog
Earthenone: gamers cant look up though
Gizmoloid: maybe the game is trying to teach you to reprimand the dog?
Rockario: Can you, like, comfort the dog?
Shirts_: maybe reprimand?
TheAlmightyJonassons: if he tucks his tail, gtfo
korvys: Is the Dog a gamer?
MilkInBag: maybe the dog is the boss to fight
Stripe_dog: He's absolutely bugging out
Drathak: What do you think the witch is in the SKY?? Come on
Nigouki: so is this game a perpetual escort mission but you can't hate the NPC because it's a doggo?
Alness49: Gamers and Dogs can't look up! Al down at the Winchester said so!
lighting_bolt_123: this game any good?
DragonWik: right there
NeroTheArsonist: that rock formation?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: cave by the rocks
DragonWik: the cave?
seth_erickson: I believe there was a cave around here he's supposed to show you
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Yeah I've never seen the dog go this crazy
BrindleBoar: He started growling at the footprints, do they go anywhere or just stop?
MilkInBag: time to check a walkthrough OpieOP
WowoT: is that a cave ya?
Stripe_dog: You might be able to fix him if you hit a trigger
electroswagnetism: It may not have saved his bug
Gizmoloid: @earthenone Gamers don't look up because unimaginative devs never put anything up to look at.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Are you sure that you didn't just miss what he's growling at Ben? Kappa
DragonWik: looked like a cave in front
DaMullet14: People don't look up because things aren't up
merrickdragoon: Looks like a cave
chaostreader: Tell him to stay near you. Maybe that will fix it.
DaMullet14: It's a well known psychological phenomenon
circusofkirkus: he's just mad about your cat background
e_bloc: maybe this is meta
MilkInBag: maybe YOU are the kid
blackwlf: I think I heard it was because we evolved in the trees, so predators didn't come from above?
Rockario: Teh dog *was* whining a bunch while you were playing
Stripe_dog: Cheer100 The game uses chapter saves. The saves are always at the start of the chapter.
Drathak: This is the loose cannon rookie isn't it
Cepsys: you won't turn into the Hulk again right?
cgwonder: wait did the other cops not think to use sniffer dogs? is this their only dog?
NightValien28: blackwlf that makes sense, if I am not wrong nearly every animal is afraid of snake sounds for that reason
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I mean my health issues don't really cause a problem.... unless... "Is there a full moon tongight?"
blackwlf: @NightValien28 Snakes are hard to see and potentially lethal, yeah.
IsThis___Art: @cgwonder ikr
DaMullet14: NightValien28 I have heard that "ancestral resemblance to snakes" is why cats have such visceral reaction to cucumbers
Rockario: @cgwonder I didn't think we were a cop, are we?
Zu_o: MyClosePersonalFriendJohn mercury is not in retrograde
DeM0nFiRe: IIRC in the making of Half Life 2 commentaroy they commented how they intended to have more verticak stuff but in testing realized people didn't look up
NightValien28: DaMullet14 yeah
ninja_theory_ashrams: people see and hear what they expect to see and hear.
Tempest2097: Wait
cgwonder: @Rockario I dunno, I'm just assuming since we're talking to the Sheriff. But maybe I'm wrong
Tempest2097: We're too late to say WAZZAAAAAP
Tempest2097: Dang
MilkInBag: you *just* arrived, what does she expect
Gildan_Bladeborn: I look up and generally around in directions other than directly forwards all the time Alex. How else can I keep an eye out for spiders?
Drathak: Bullet is your dog not a police dog? What a dingus
Rockario: @cgwonder I think search parties are organised by the sherriff, but made up of locals
erloas: well so much for reality, at that point no way some forest like that would have signal
cgwonder: @Rockario aah yeah that makes sense
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Can we pet the dog again?
ghostvalv: definitely an improvement from a pack a day
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Please?
Alness49: "I'm working off it, I'm moving down to teenagers"
IsThis___Art: am playing through FF8 right now: can confirm, dog cannon is possible
MilkInBag: they have very poor radio discipline
Diabore: if you were already hitting the button and just said it out loud it might go through
Despoiler98: POLAROID
DaMullet14: "You're not Alexander!"
circusofkirkus: are we playing blues clues?
DragonWik: ahhaa hea so loud :P
orimazer: i have defo sneezed on push to talk because my brain goes "im about to make noise, push ppt"
Summer__Frost: L O R E
circusofkirkus: THAT PLACE
RurouniGeo: alex plz dont make me choke to death on gatorade like that carciDEATH lrrGREED
MilkInBag: the good place?
BusTed: "No time to explain!"
NimrodXIV: UGH
DragonWik: HA!
Tempest2097: We need to pet doggo more.
DragonWik: bathing suit
thedepthandbreadthofseth: is that what's her face from celebrity game night?
cgwonder: That place? Oh you mean the witch's house? Nah, we didn't bother
circusofkirkus: I really hope bullet finds a squirrel at some point
DragonWik: i would
Kramburger: Pat gog
Nigouki: it's where them kids drink the alcohols
Tempest2097: Horny ass teenagers.
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Don't you kinkshame me Alex
Drathak: Don't touch that bed
IsThis___Art: sock
e_bloc: yeah probably me aged 15-21
Aenir798: A used sock
loki_lxix: i would
Despoiler98: good doggo
Tempest2097: What a good doggo
Despoiler98: slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK
Kramburger: Positive Reinforcing!
BusTed: Got Watson'd.
Alness49: Stealth Dog
circusofkirkus: spooped by the doggo
RurouniGeo: how do you even get a matress all the way out there
circusofkirkus: are we ... captain planet?
Kramburger: Trashtag!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: if anything bad happens to pupper, I'm out!
Shirts_: you carry it
e_bloc: I do enjoy this trash collection simulator
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Litter picking up sim just sounds viscera cleanup detail dlc
Drathak: Getting lost in the wood simulator
surfderf: i think adams right, you just gotta keep on the path
VoodontWoW: Dog Walk Simulator 2020
MilkInBag: what if this is a realistic game and you have to search for the kid for 10 hours before unlocking the other content
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loki_lxix: It's almost as boring as the movie
BusTed: hnnnh?
Nameless_Sword: Walking alone in the woods with our dog? Whatever could go wrong......
Tantusar: A villager wouldn't say that, Alex!
IsThis___Art: "the fuck do i go?" this is how the game was for me too
Shirts_: our "sickness" is that we have terrible directional awareness they're just worried we're gonna get lost too
Gildan_Bladeborn: Wandering along in the woods with a not especially stable camera and nothing much happens? Yup, that's a Blair Witch all right. Kappa
Nigouki: can't pocket all that
codypsizzle: bork
philippekav: what about picking up the litter ?
Stripe_dog: Don't worry Alex, this one is also very, very glitchy
fullmetalhoyt: I remember Fable 2 having a good doggo
Kramburger: Okay, suggestions for a less Oorah Dog name: GO
cgwonder: tbh if the witch was killing the people leaving this rubbish rather than kids, i'd be on the witch's side.
DragonWik: gotta have him seak all the time
DragonWik: in diff spots
WowoT: did they investigate the "cave"?
Jay_Blanc: I assume that if the dog isn't walking ahead of you, you're not going in a useful direction?
Kramburger: We're in the forest, searching for the start of the gameplay
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun i got the walkthrough up if you need it
Lord_ZYRK: !uptime
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JohnLockeCole: Kramburger umm umm umm F-117A... ummm Blackhawk... umm
DragonWik: I TOLD YOU!
lucha_libro: I knew it, alex is thulsa doom
DragonWik: I KNEW IT!
BusTed: spooky caaaave
Nameless_Sword: secret tunnel??
Summer__Frost: Sneaky!
BusTed: Boston hat
circusofkirkus: stylish
ninja_theory_ashrams: speaking of Fable, what game is Peter Molyneux currently overhyping?
NimrodXIV: good doggo
BusTed: Oh, Baltimore.
Alness49: Now we phone this in, right?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: youre looking for a kid inst this the literal time
Shirts_: call it in?
Lord_ZYRK: Good boi has bad bol
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now give your dog the hat so he can wear it. Kappa
ClodiumSoride: wow, Undying callback
codypsizzle: Alex, speak of the devil eh?
Cepsys: yeah, we are in Fredrick County, MD apparenty
lighting_bolt_123: c
lighting_bolt_123: press F
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: negative? he could just smell it again
loki_lxix: we r a ded
Summer__Frost: "Negative on staying where I am Captain, I'm gonna charge in blindly like a dummy. Over."
circusofkirkus: ouch
Shirts_: dang brambles
korvys: Oh shit, it's Adam
DragonWik: we died
e_bloc: you deserve this for not following rules
BrindleBoar: wow instantly punished for being dumb
blackwlf: @ninja_theory_ashrams Pretty sure he hasn't been heard from since Godus imploded.
Despoiler98: weeeeeeeeeeeee slytqBORK slytqBORK
squeamishguy: cheer375
Omthebox: This guy. This guy would get into a jar.
wench_tacular: lrrFINE
Frankenfruity: And now the game truly begins
cgwonder: suddenly fog
Alness49: We're busting you down to traffic duty and your dog down to "good boy"!
orimazer: where did you even fall from?
ninja_theory_ashrams: @blackwlf so I haven't missed anything
Earthenone: tripped and fell into silent hill
YawnLance: Welcome to the Spookzone
e_bloc: cursed hat
DaMullet14: We tripped over the threshold of... the Twilight Zone
HorusFive: Your forest came down with a bad case of witch
Despoiler98: Fell directly into silent hill
Nameless_Sword: so.... now spoopy times?
loki_lxix: the dog will be in the jar
Cepsys: oooooh
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: End up in a jar? What?
Summer__Frost: What if the whole universe is in a jar?
laskotheking: Incoming Shia LeBeouf?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: You'll be lucky to end up in ONE jar.
korvys: Adam, have you asked Alex the Jar question?
Aenir798: Oh right the game mentioned you have problems being alone
chaostreader: Our ‘medical problem’ is probably going to come up soon.
Tempest2097: He just turns into the Hulk
philippekav: panic attack ?
Gildan_Bladeborn: If it turns out the game was just lying to you at the beginning and the dog was just a fakeout and not an integral part of the gameplay at all, that would be kind of great.
Despoiler98: Please Hulk Out
Pteraspidomorphi: I hear an asthmatic duck
jessieimproved: @laskotheking he's an actual cannibal you know
Despoiler98: Please HULK out
blackwlf: @ninja_theory_ashrams Naw. He got pissy a few years back and swore to never give another interview.
Alness49: "No, not here, not now... my boneitus is flaring..."
Kramburger: In this canon, the witch does put victims in a corner, which is like a jar if you don't turn around
e_bloc: is this . . . . death?
Nigouki: "Cmon Ellis, pull it together, we haven't contaminated ALL the evidence yet"
DragonWik: yea
Feminine_Desires: panicking ...
loki_lxix: do you need to poo?
Feminine_Desires: panick attack?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: easy there screenspace effects
ARandomPlatypus: So as I was cleaning my house some one gave me a gift sub so thanks anonymous gifter
e_bloc: remember to take your blood pressure medicine kids
The_Myrddraal: Bullet is actually a therapy dog?
Nameless_Sword: good boy.... here to our rescue
ninja_theory_ashrams: shakey cam as game mechanic... interesting
BusTed: good boy
korvys: Ok, I was joking about us being the Witch at the start. But...
Lord_ZYRK: Just Die In The Woods :) : The Game
IsThis___Art: gooboi!
Shirts_: dogs cure insanity
jessieimproved: yeah pet the doggo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Dogmeat, good boy
MilkInBag: you have 18/35 insanity
electroswagnetism: "Your brain has a health bar, my dude"
ghostvalv: doggo
ghostvalv: :D
e_bloc: falls down a hill . . . "don't leave me like this"
circusofkirkus: don't leave me, immediately takes off
Kramburger: Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy
loki_lxix: Doggo possessed by the witch
Tempest2097: Nice reference
The_Myrddraal: Looks very Lord of the Rings-y in here.
e_bloc: <3 the avalanches
IsThis___Art: lrrFINE
cgwonder: oh wow
HorusFive: What remarkable timing for your phone call mysterious well-wisher
loki_lxix: thus proving you are not fine
Rockario: Oh no, he's got "the fines"
Shakari_Xanthus: ellis and jess are over
chaostreader: Tell him to stay near you?
Kramburger: This dog's gone a long time without peeing or pooping in the forest, which is pretty impressive
Lord_ZYRK: loki_lxix what do you mean possessed Kappa
Despoiler98: !fine
cgwonder: maybe you should say sorry to her on the phone, not after you hang up dude
Despoiler98: !panic
blackwlf: I'm not sure I can handle this level of meme-concentration.
CompletelyUnsure: @LoadingReadyRun Alot of former therapy dogs are military/cop dogs. SO sending them out for fetching per their training isn't that far off.
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Kramburger: NOW KISS
IsThis___Art: (dammit twitch, why you gotta twitch out)
Despoiler98: OH GOOOOOOOD
The_Myrddraal: Can you heal all injuries by getting dog kisses?
NimrodXIV: that's SO MUCH better
BusTed: *bink*
BrindleBoar: great...
Shirts_: the bolders just get bolder and bolder
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blackwlf: YET, Alex. Yet.
e_bloc: glad we packed the worst fucking flashlight in the world
lighting_bolt_123: somone call kathleen
orimazer: i mean it's still lightish, right?
Tempest2097: Just ONCE, once I would love to see a game with like a 500k lumen goddamn flashlight
loki_lxix: is it one of those kinetic ones?
Teangeolai: To be faaaair
Tantusar: Those with "Flashlight is a useless piece of shit" on your bingo cards, mark the square... Now.
blackwlf: I think I used to have that flashlight.
Summer__Frost: It's also not like NIGHT.
chaostreader: Not that you know of.
DaMullet14: Tempest2097 you mean "The sun, in your hand"?
Tempest2097: Like a second fucking sun
lucha_libro: maybe save?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Behold! Like unto a god, we have generated light where once there was none! Look how well we can see! Kappa
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
Pteraspidomorphi: It's a 90s flashlight
insane_42: So Alex, how about Killing Floor 2?
Tempest2097: @DaMullet14 EXACTLY
circusofkirkus: that's a big ass tree
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Despoiler98: slytqItsfine so it begins
burninggiraffe01: You'd think he would radio in these clues down the hill or something
Kramburger: Going in that DEEP forest, that DARK forest
Earthenone: we found footage@
cgwonder: i'm sure there will be nothing terrible happening due to this camera
BrindleBoar: good battery in this thing
Tempest2097: Found footaaaage
Despoiler98: jump scare
The_Myrddraal: Or it is sex stuff on there
MilkInBag: THE END
loki_lxix: and now we watch a man die
DaMullet14: Tempest2097 when I was in scouts one of the dads had one of those, it was something else
e_bloc: I just need another drink
Gascitygaming: we zoomed in so hard we started dreaming
NimrodXIV: she's got no face
orimazer: love to have no face
Tantusar: Faces are hard.
BusTed: seabatBRAIN
IsThis___Art: I'm just... horribly constipated!
HorusFive: I'm fine. But you seem to have lost your face!
cgwonder: oh god jess what happened to your face?
MilkInBag: seabatYIKES
e_bloc: jess has no face yet she must scream
Nameless_Sword: umm.... she has no face.... charming
Lord_ZYRK: Your mom let's you be Alan Wake AND Outlast? :O
aWabbajack: lrrGARBO FightPizza sihaLove
DeiwosN: Is he.. videotaping random conversations across the dinner table?
Summer__Frost: He doesn't /remember/ her face it's been so long.
orimazer: can you reroll into a better character?
circusofkirkus: toxic masculinity, yeah
korvys: Ma'am, are you aware your face is a blur?
jakjawagon: same font as monkey island 3
Wicker_Knight: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 53:20.
DeiwosN: Is this a weird video or a video-triggered flashback
Tempest2097: Toxic mentality almost as bad for people as the mental illness
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: woo healthy relationships in video games Kappa
Juliamon: DeiwosN I think the latter
SydPreviouslyHeadache: huh, this guy sucks. hi Ben Alex Adam and chat
jessieimproved: Just can't handle all the kid eating anymore
DigitalSeahorse: fugiWow voxlunRad lrrALEX
CommiePuddin: It is not I who am the problem, it is all of you!
ninja_theory_ashrams: wtf, mate?
Despoiler98: TV not cellphone
e_bloc: it's an iCRT
Tantusar: Sure it is, Ben.
Despoiler98: Oh thats not beer
Comrademik: welp, that's a hell of a thing to come in on
Tempest2097: Oh THIS moment
Shirts_: I'm out
e_bloc: trigger warning suicide probably
Despoiler98: DOGGO
aWabbajack: MC of LOF 1
BusTed: yaay doggo
Despoiler98: slytqBORK slytqBORK slytqBORK
DigitalSeahorse: awwwww :O
Kramburger: They help each other!
orimazer: what has the dog gone through?
Tantusar: EYES
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Diabore: smart sheriff
Comrademik: Bork!
CommiePuddin: That's totally how K-9 units work.
Rockario: Oh, he is a cop? Maybe?
aWabbajack: cohhEat cohhOMG cohhFlower
MilkInBag: it's not pitch black, we can see
Gildan_Bladeborn: Also you were INSIDE the tent. Somehow.
Despoiler98: WHY why did you sleep in mystery camp?
Tantusar: It is NOT pitch black.
Shirts_: can chat tell me when that trigger is gone
Comrademik: @shirts_ coast is clear for now
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: So whatever was on the camera triggered some blackout level memories. Okay.
DigitalSeahorse: your pitch black tent
Despoiler98: he he
tastymcnuggett: I know a great song that could be played for mood lighting...
Drathak: No don't do it again last time we watched the tape we passed out for hours
NimrodXIV: pardon
MilkInBag: excuse me
Despoiler98: sorry WHAT
Juliamon: uhhhhh
LazyC0Mmander: Alright an other trip down memory lane since it went so well the first time.
Tempest2097: WHAT
BusTed: just like real life
Despoiler98: PARDON FUCK?
YawnLance: Excuse
DigitalSeahorse: black tent was pitched
circusofkirkus: i mean, duh
Alness49: Okay, back it up game...
IsThis___Art: AHWUT
doortodoorhentaisalesman_: Just watch
empyreon: WUT
orimazer: just like real life
The_Myrddraal: Sir, Sir
e_bloc: just like every other game
Gascitygaming: benginWat benginWat benginWat
MilkInBag: Sir, this is a Tim Horton's
ghostvalv: huh...
NimrodXIV: AR video camera?
Summer__Frost: The red tapes allow you to manipulate reality.
Shirts_: thanks Comrademik
Nameless_Sword: um...... umm????
loki_lxix: OBVIOUSLY
tastymcnuggett: What the fuck jus happened
BrindleBoar: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You should buy the fiber protection plan.
lighting_bolt_123: ahh I see
aWabbajack: V/H/S the game?!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bring me....the Red Tapes
SydPreviouslyHeadache: yeah, that sounds more like a blue ability
Summer__Frost: Obviously.
Boi_Ginny: The heck you say?
Rhynerd: What, you never put a red tape in your camera before?
GenericHerooo: =O
CommiePuddin: *Picks up beer* *drinks beer* "I have manipulated reality!"
DigitalSeahorse: reverse the things from happen?
alexgranddestroyer: The reality stone.
tastymcnuggett: What the fuck
Driosenth: Wow, RED Camera had a really weird product placement
MilkInBag: CiGrip
Kramburger: In the 2nd BW movie, a plot point was that the camera would record events, but the characters wouldn't perceive them that way
Despoiler98: critroleHdywtdt
Jay_Blanc: You Millenials, all surprised at how VHS tapes worked.
MaverickArtist: these are Stand tapes. You nkw have Golden Experience Requiem
BTC1220: VHS FuckeryTM
tastymcnuggett: TINY POLICE MAN!! Free him
ninja_theory_ashrams: Reality Isn't
foxdie5042: wow reds marketing has really gotten good.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Everyone knows that's how the red tapes work, duh.
LazyC0Mmander: Jesus what a dumb dog
loki_lxix: are... are we the witch?
orimazer: why not show this, and then give the "manipulate reality text?"
IsThis___Art: OKAY
eSeamus: Oh good. It's the dog from Fable III.
BusTed: He was thinking about it!
orimazer: why that order
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Pathing!
Despoiler98: RIGHT through the campfire
Diabore: clear path, walks through the pot
WizardZedd: Flawless pathing algorithm. A+ (or A*?)
LazyC0Mmander: I love this dumb fucking dog...
tastymcnuggett: Jumping and moving for Dogsg can be hard sometimes
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: “Hey buddy, come sniff this thing!” - Ben Ulmer, 2019
Rockario: Bullet wanted to jump over the stump, but didn't like the approach the first two times
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
FireBasilisk53: to be fair I call my dog like 3 times before he comes
Despoiler98: This guy? DED
Hellishdream: Look.
Lord_ZYRK: I hate when sticks start whispering DansGame
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Olga from Old Country
Alness49: Are these photos a menu?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yes, to make....the dog...feel better
Shakari_Xanthus: nams mean something?
HorusFive: That was good follows.
Robot_Bones: make him or you feel better ben?
RechargeableFrenchman: Yeah. To make the dog feel better. Yes Ben.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: 🎶Look at this photograph...
DigitalSeahorse: mister165Wave yvonne1YPmoski
DigitalSeahorse: pat pup
Kramburger: I feel bad for game devs who've crunched for literal years to get a release out, and then see their game get passed by the Untitled Goose Game
Kramburger: Is the dog's collar slightly reflective?
Diabore: love dogs, prefer cats
Jay_Blanc: @ThreeTwoOnePantsOff Just a perfectly ordinary photo of someone standing in the corner of a basement.
Bionull: If the dog has to be manipulated during action sequences this is going to be hell.
Conyst: Bullet Seek Seek Lest
Tantusar: Anyone with "Bad reverse kinematics" on their bingo card, check it off... Now.
circusofkirkus: look at that booty wiggle
BusTed: gottem
DigitalSeahorse: yesterday I was petting neighbor's cat and a skunk came along only a few feet away and I thought "another kitty!" until I realized it wasn't :P
Diabore: wow dick
Phosphatide: gottem
Alness49: @DigitalSeahorse Danger Kitty!
DigitalSeahorse: I didn't get sprayed thankfully, kitty was chill
HorusFive: This is why you don't just let people wander up, steal a radio, and wander into the woods as part of your "search party"
Drathak: No I have to do it all on my own because I'm a protagonist. Nothing bad will happen to me
Kramburger: Look at that dog butt wiggle
Despoiler98: that log looks weird
MilkInBag: it's a waving cat
BrindleBoar: kangaroo log
BusTed: "heeey"
WowoT: ^^
BTC1220: Ellis has the mentality of a plucky anime protagonist and it's somehow more annoying
WowoT: waving cat
Lord_ZYRK: That log looks like a Korok riding a rhino
DigitalSeahorse: Alness49 lol danger kitty elfunkCat planetMEOW
Comrademik: I wish I wasn't allergic to animals. I just want to pet the cute things and not worry about being dosed on antihistamines
Shirts_: yeah we did disappear for hours shouldn't they be paniced that we went radio silent for that long
Kramburger: OH NO
chaostreader: Can you? I’m curious if staying put for long enough let’s the cops find you.
MilkInBag: arthur, my BOAH
SurlyBugbear: I like that they included ear flap flap noises with the shake
loki_lxix: Like in the terrible terrible movie
Tempest2097: Doggo!
Despoiler98: OH
Despoiler98: GDI
WowoT: try the camera
Tempest2097: Uh oh.
BusTed: "destroy tree"
e_bloc: fuck . . . the tree?
Tantusar: EYES
Tempest2097: Wait
Shirts_: are we the witch?
Despoiler98: FIre set it on FIRE
Kramburger: This dog's unconditional love will redeem us
Shirts_: we can control time
laskotheking: Can we please not call it a "Crazy attack?"
JerecoPlays: That trunk looks like hands
IsThis___Art: Emmett! I found this... tree! In the woods!
Diabore: uhhhhhhh
DigitalSeahorse: fugiWow benginLucky tree
Tempest2097: Did he kill her, and she's a hallucination
MilkInBag: alien goo struggling with a tree
LazyC0Mmander: You fell like reacting or?
Despoiler98: that is
DigitalSeahorse: found a tree in a forest of all places
Alness49: "Errrm, we found some... mung, over?"
NimrodXIV: not worth mentioning
Lord_ZYRK: Aww man, Goopin Creep is such an awful invasive species MiniK
Comrademik: what is this firewatch? working out our feelings over the radio?
Bionull: Dog should just start eating the goop or there's no realism.
Despoiler98: OH good a mine shaft
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Is the goop fresh, at least? Nothing worse than stale goop
chaostreader: I feel like your about to lose radio contact. Given they explicitly stated it.
DigitalSeahorse: sure it's not just fallout shelter?
Nameless_Sword: But do you know what you are really seeing?
RechargeableFrenchman: Ellis is SUPER crazy
RechargeableFrenchman: Calling it now
Kramburger: The trenches are a metaphor
Izandai: We're going craaaaazy.
chaostreader: Trenches don’t necessarily mean military.
LazyC0Mmander: Pull out the red tape?
HorusFive: Ben- selling for the comedy
Lord_ZYRK: What a load of bunk
Laserbeaks_Fury: you could totally brute force that
Izandai: ^
Boi_Ginny: What's the over/under on "It's all a hallucination?"
Driosenth: cheer200 Sheriff, you know the big goopy tree, I'm by that.
chaostreader: 1,2,3,4
BusTed: 4Head
Lord_ZYRK: Make me you coward SwiftRage
Tantusar: Only... 256 combos.
korvys: There's only 256 combos
Izandai: I think that's 256 combinations? We could brute force that.
MadWolf1290: only 256 combos
Shirts_: Boi_Ginny thats probably it
Lord_ZYRK: I knew the gun wasn't loaded
BusTed: look in the tunk
Lord_ZYRK: I got that seabatBRAIN
bat_wool: !Uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:04:12.
Despoiler98: He wants a treat :D
Stripe_dog: Everyone?
DigitalSeahorse: doge just ate chocolate theonl45SPANK voxlunNut
LazyC0Mmander: Ok good you found the wrapper now find the candy
CommiePuddin: I eat candy, therefore I am a child. QED.
BTC1220: "Who eats candy?!" Witches I guess
Bionull: Can we alter reality more?
Lord_ZYRK: C'mon Bullet, you know I don't like Paydays. You can do better than that."
bat_wool: !Game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Blair Witch
Kramburger: The candy wrapper is from the Witch rebuilding her house
Izandai: WHAT ADAM
Drathak: I've seen an old car in the middle of a forest in maryland before
MadWolf1290: I'M sorry, WHAT?
Despoiler98: more altering reality
orbitaltuna: oh my god it's a black triangle ccolorD
Rockario: Look in the tuck, to the tune of "We want the funk"
BusTed: ongion
IsThis___Art: ugyug?
RvLeshrac: Wood's Haunted
LazyC0Mmander: Is James french canadian?
BTC1220: Chimkin Mnumgents with Ongions
bat_wool: Dang witches and their candy
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5023: "'All right, do your worst.' 'Don't tell them that!'" —Adam and Jules [2018-06-08]
Earthenone: !quote adam
Kramburger: The like John Moxley saying Wuff instead of Wolf
TheMoatman: Oh yeah I love walter croncrete
SquareDotCube: Is an old onion an unyun?
circusofkirkus: was that a pun
DigitalSeahorse: Alex often says things weirdly on purpose
Omthebox: Nothing weird at all. If you said something weird that would "stick out like dogs balls" Kappa
BTC1220: Is the witch filming this??
Phosphatide: Adam “Ganer” Savidan Kappa
Izandai: "Do I say anything weird?" –Alex "Turning, Turning, Turning" Stacy
A_Dub888: !findquote dutch
LRRbot: Quote #208: "The Dutch!" —Adam [2007-07-14]
LazyC0Mmander: Throw ball to dog?
empyreon: "This is exactly why I didn't tell you about the goopy tree!"
RechargeableFrenchman: Oh yeah, doubling down on it, Ellis is so off his rocker it's not even funny
korvys: *you gain 5hp*
Shakari_Xanthus: bullet, smell my ball!
HorusFive: Just once- I'd like to see one of these protagonists realize how crazy it sounds BEFORE they tell somebody who could help.
HondoTrigger: this dog sucks
Tempest2097: Dogs are the best people.
MadWolf1290: music change too
chaostreader: The tapes make things appear. You know. A sane thing. That normal people say.
Tantusar: "We are the only ones who can help him"
Aenir798: Why would the tape himself and the kid walking through the woods, and just leave the tapes lying around?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Would it be good or bad if Bullet started talking to us like Scooby Doo
FireBasilisk53: so we're gonna die by the end of this thing, right? cause this feels like gonna die to me
wisteriashade: !Uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:07:03.
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: !findquote bullet
LRRbot: Quote #2432: "Bullets are made of metal!" —Cori [2016-05-03]
DigitalSeahorse: shit in pales
HorusFive: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:50:55. lrrSPOT
BrindleBoar: not to be confused with the Chippendale Rangers.
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Izandai: katesLol
IsThis___Art: LEFT
RechargeableFrenchman: I bet this game is going to pull a full Spec Ops: The Line on you guys
melodaniac: I’m beginning to wonder if bullet is giving him trash because they good boyed the first piece of trash
Kramburger: Make the L with your hands, Ben
DigitalSeahorse: sh sh sh Shit in Pales
MadWolf1290: Alex keeps calling it
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Adam, we can hardly hear you
LazyC0Mmander: At some point or an other Bullet is gonna come back and he's going to be a demon dog.
Shirts_: one of these highlight reals is gonna be just people saying welcome to the highlight reel
Kramburger: This seems fine
Despoiler98: !panic
BusTed: wuh oh
wildpeaks: ugh
LazyC0Mmander: Like right now
korvys: Press X to Bullet
Lord_ZYRK: This is giving me Enter the Gungeon flashbacks
melodaniac: One of these days the bullet is gonna be a real one
SopranoCat: Whoo, all 3 spoopy boys, extra treat!
DigitalSeahorse: creepy spoop doge
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: "Will someone just send a bullet my way!"
e_bloc: gottem
BrindleBoar: um
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Izandai: uh
Izandai: what
aWabbajack: lrrSPOOP cohhBeer
korvys: uh
Kramburger: OKAY THEN
snowcookies: omg
HorusFive: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: aaaaa that was loud
IsThis___Art: GATTEM
HondoTrigger: I missed it what happened
NightValien28: welp
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i only really saw a flash of light
RurouniGeo: carciYOWL carciYOWL carciYOWL
melodaniac: lrrSPOOP
Lord_ZYRK: It's probably just a raccoon RaccAttack
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ahh
WowoT: i love that it got all 3 of them, that was great
Despoiler98: OK SHIT GOT REAL
Nigouki: and the monster is poor communication about your emotion health
Boi_Ginny: Swamp gas
Pangogie: Dog bum.
DigitalSeahorse: gasp carci cats
Laserbeaks_Fury: #1 with a Bullet
Gildan_Bladeborn: "During a fight". Those words do not... bode well.
DigitalSeahorse: Shit in Pales :P
Pteraspidomorphi: Not red, not magical, right?
Diabore: its a blue tape
Shirts_: blue tape?
CommiePuddin: Actually scared the shit out of Alex...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bring me....the Blue Tapes.....
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO feliciaFlush
HondoTrigger: dont be a menace in the pacific north west while petting your dog in the woods
BusTed: ok creepy mccreepington
Pteraspidomorphi: Alan Wake then?
Lord_ZYRK: Definitely raccoons
chaostreader: What’s the blue one do?
Rockario: It's not that weird to flex during #2, that how it work mechanically speaking
melodaniac: This is a big hell no from me
Gildan_Bladeborn: The blue ones are just tapes, obviously.
Kramburger: Is this actually an Alan Wake crossover?
Summer__Frost: Signed, Alan Wake. :)
Despoiler98: If I ever go into the woods at night I'm bringing a frigging halogen SPOTLIGHT
Despoiler98: and flares, and a flamethrower >.>
LazyC0Mmander: Wait doesn't the dog tell you where they come from?
Alness49: Hey, if you're going to steal anything, steal from Alan Wake.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Alan, wake up, here
Rhynerd: Just a little.
jjaakee: there appears to be a boi missing
MAPBoardgames: Watch the red tape, you wake up in your bed and can remain a skeptic. Watch the blue tape, you find out how deep the woods go.
BTC1220: What if the witch, like, turns the dog on you? What then?
Mysticman89: I appreciate the alan wake reference as thats the game I'm actitvely playing right now, as I work through my steam backlog
DigitalSeahorse: sergeHeart sergeKappaccino sergeHeart sergeKappaccino sergeGift Allen Woke
LazyC0Mmander: Then again we know what's up with the dog's pathing.
Elspeth_Tirel: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:11:26.
melodaniac: Allen wack
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just have Adam bark in the direction of danger
BusTed: red tape
Gizmoloid: @Despoiler98 Better nuke it from the orbit in advance. It's the only way to be sure :)
Bionull: So is Adam honorary dog?
Roland_Malius: I think it's funny I keep a stronger, and smaller flashlight then that one on my desk just to look under my desk.....
Lord_ZYRK: Laserbeaks_Fury with the big brain play seabatBRAIN
chaostreader: Reverse it.
Izandai: what
MilkInBag: this is kind of cool
HorusFive: Clever bois
melodaniac: Now we gotta throw away the whole woods away
jjaakee: whuat if you forward it on top of you
philippekav: magic!
jjaakee: will it kill you
LazyC0Mmander: Now watch the video while under the tree
Summer__Frost: That's the secret of Esrever. Kappa
HorusFive: Now rewind to before the kid wandered into the woods
DeM0nFiRe: They needed to add some mechanics to the walking haha
SydPreviouslyHeadache: games have to have puzzles right?
Elspeth_Tirel: Can you pet the dog?
Izandai: I mean... They're right. Doesn't matter if it's cool.
Gildan_Bladeborn: That's how red tapes work Ben, everyone knows that.
BusTed: Time to find a bridge tape.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Only guess is that the idea is that none of this is real anyway?
LazyC0Mmander: Anyway press F for sheriff
Despoiler98: Sheriff? DED
MilkInBag: and we dont mention it of course LUL
Shirts_: its also a gating mechanic so you can't go passed certain places till they want you to
Despoiler98: Sheriff is gonna be nailed to the tree
Lord_ZYRK: "Weird white tree" and not "weird goopy horror tree"
jjaakee: you're not alone you have us
circusofkirkus: alone in the woods
WowoT: and then there was one
Aenir798: You're not alone, you have us
IsThis___Art: we are here!
MilkInBag: Adam, turn off the lights
e_bloc: now the real game begins
Laserbeaks_Fury: To be fair, if you thought it might be in your head, you wouldn't go telling people about it
Alness49: Beleivable "Sir, I found a magic tape" Unbeleiveable "Sir, something here is trying to kill me"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *Alex comes in playing sonics green hill zone music"
WowoT: adam and alex just lets noped out of this
melodaniac: Witch? Here sheriff? Dead Hotel? Trivago
DigitalSeahorse: fugiWow benginSpoop
Scrubbodiestobears: you're not alone, there's something in the trees with you
Kramburger: Ben's all alone except for 570 of his closest friends
WolfDemon2195: but doggo friend got ya company
untidy_joseph: You’re never alone when you have ghosts
Boi_Ginny: You're not alone, you have doggo!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Not mentioning stuff that makes you sound crazy, mentioning stuff that makes you sound crazy - pick a lane Ellis.
orbitaltuna: did the blair witch get alex and adam? ccolorD
Shirts_: I think its actually a pretty smart way of controlling when the character can go past certain placews without a "key"
Aenir798: monkaS
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Zu_o: Doggo is villain
NicTMagic: benginSpoop lrrSPOOP
LazyC0Mmander: Have fun!
Izandai: uh
Despoiler98: LOOK UP
ZeroArcana: you're never alone when chat is here
NicTMagic: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
NimrodXIV: no signal, but you got a text...
Kramburger: Gamers don't look up
Zu_o: calling it now
ardias014: Chat is like ghosts
Alness49: Send. Nudes.
DigitalSeahorse: I wish text massage were a thing, I need one right now
orbitaltuna: omg it's another black triangle ccolorD
BusTed: They knew that gamers don't look up.
NicTMagic: Gamers don’t look up!
chaostreader: You had no signal.
seth_erickson: Can we call Donny's Pizza
DigitalSeahorse: dawww
MilkInBag: feed your son
IsThis___Art: @DigitalSeahorse here is a text message: hi
Roland_Malius: Okay, that would have been a hard nope for me
orbitaltuna: cooties
melodaniac: lrrFINE
BusTed: Strange exchange.
NimrodXIV: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
Izandai: katesLewd?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: writes down, Adam doesn't wash hands
Izandai: katesLewd ?
Alness49: Oh the shippers are loving this converstation
Diabore: alex seems to be having a mighty shit
MAPBoardgames: Adam knows where his fingers have been.
Frankenfruity: Adam ask ben about last text message
DigitalSeahorse: yeah you don't know where Adam's fingers have been :P
Lord_ZYRK: That's probably for the best, DigitalSeahorse
MilkInBag: and you had no signal
DigitalSeahorse: lrrADAM lrrBEN
Izandai: Not washing your hands is good for your immune system.
orbitaltuna: it's 11pm, do you know where adam's fingers are?
Kramburger: It's pretty safe to assume Adam's thumb has been in his mouth :P
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX lrrBEN lrrADAM
MAPBoardgames: Damn robocallers
jcallon: and you had no signal
Drathak: They've hacked the cell signals acidtoOh technowitch
IsThis___Art: HI CHEW
e_bloc: witch has great reception in the forest
LazyC0Mmander: Let's ask bot what's on Adam's hands. !vaseline or barcode
codypsizzle: She's on Cricket :)))
MAPBoardgames: Is Alex!
BusTed: *69 that mf'er
Tempest2097: Data doesn't exist yet
Alness49: Newt phone, who dis-enchant?
MilkInBag: nokias were powered by magic
orbitaltuna: it's gotta be roaming out here
LazyC0Mmander: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
SopranoCat: Well, remembering how much Darkest Dungeon Adam's played, you really can't count on him not giving people some weird diseases
Tempest2097: You paid by the message
IsThis___Art: alex can you send those through internet
Lord_ZYRK: Honestly, getting a text and not having any signal by the time you pull your phone out in the middle of the woods is pretty realistic
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun How are you folks liking the game so far?
BusTed: Hahaha.
DigitalSeahorse: fugiWow candy!
BusTed: I suppose that's also an option.
MilkInBag: did you trick to get that treat?
VelvetFalcon: I swear to god, if something happens to that dog.
Drathak: The goop tree
Summer__Frost: These two.. spoop bois..
Despoiler98: DED sheriff time
Alness49: I think having the dog sell the spoops helps
Izandai: Now we'll meet the sherrif, right?
Izandai: *sheriff
Kramburger: The sheriff is in another layer because he hasn't pregressed the right quest
LazyC0Mmander: Sure let's go with vines...
Indiexxx: The call is coming from inside the tree!
Lord_ZYRK: Clearly he meant the OTHER weird white tree covered in the literal devil
RurouniGeo: carciDread monster bad
MAPBoardgames: @Voxlunch Purifier is pretty great. I loved when Tilly pulled a finger gun on Patrick.
snowcookies: holy
e_bloc: tbf bullet did all the work
WowoT: the black is breathing?
Despoiler98: slytqWTF
BusTed: gottem
Despoiler98: OH GOOOOOD
VelvetFalcon: Oh, thank god. Whenever I stop hearing dog noises I get worried that he's gone.
RurouniGeo: carci1 carci2 run puppy runnnnnn carci3 carci4
Kramburger: lrrSPOOP
MilkInBag: is it just me or having a 'real' monster makes this less spoopy?
chaostreader: Vines. Were the vines pulsing? I thought I saw them pulse?
MilkInBag: @chaostreader they are
melodaniac: lrrSPOOP what could possibly go wrong here
Shakari_Xanthus: so the dog doesn't face the monster?
IsThis___Art: @chaostreader yep
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Despoiler98: hahahahahahahaha
Izandai: okay
Gizmoloid: More like he wasn't even there to begin with, I think. This whole conversation smells of "The Blair Witch/PTSD" is messing with your head.
Shirts_: stay still
melodaniac: When was the last time they saved
Tempest2097: Unsubscribe health facts
e_bloc: unsubscribe health101 facts
loki_lxix: Pro tips
Kramburger: Good advice and very creepy
Drathak: Screw you witch I'll stay still and hide and live
HorusFive: Tutorials in this game are interesting
Phosphatide: unsubscribe health facts
e_bloc: let's just pet the dog for the rest of the stream
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LazyC0Mmander: Aw yeah roll in that black slime!
Pteraspidomorphi: Move.... but go where?
Despoiler98: slytqHug slytqHug slytqHug slytqHug slytqHug slytqHug slytqLurk slytqLurk slytqLurk
jpss92400: got any games? wheelerKPAPride
Despoiler98: HAHAHAHA
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I love how the devs were trying to figure out how to give hints to the player and just said "Screw it, send em a text"
ZeroArcana: man, these introductory health classes don't mess around
NimrodXIV: roll in that stink
DigitalSeahorse: death comes after all the muscles atrophy....if you didn't starve from not pursuing food first....or dehydrate
Boi_Ginny: GG
Rockario: Have you ever seen a dead person moving? No? Well that proves it, if you keep moving you can't die
Izandai: Try the trenches again?
Despoiler98: DRIVE HOME
Pteraspidomorphi: Was there a way across the river?
Diabore: did the truck look different to anyone else?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Izandai: Brute force the combination lock!
VelvetFalcon: Why did this blessed pup have to be in a survival horror game?
Shirts_: the combo should be easy to brute force
Laserbeaks_Fury: German Shepard, underground vaults, this is Fallout isn't it?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: How far forward does the red tape when they walk up go?
LazyC0Mmander: @Lord_ZYRK Got places to go, got to get killed by a witch!
melodaniac: So either the guy is gonna die or the man is gonna die, probably both
VmKid: If anything happens to that doggo I swear to blob
DigitalSeahorse: the time counter?
chaostreader: 1,2,3,4?
DigitalSeahorse: hmm
Tempest2097: Maybe rewind to before he picked up the thing?
Lord_ZYRK: LazyC0Mmander you get an E for effort
BusTed: 3, sir
Driosenth: check the truck?
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Orlantia: such a good puppers!
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wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Accept imitations from hot, rich people.
Shirts_: or the broken bridge again?
bowsin_durrows: If the dog dies, we're blaming Adam, right?
LazyC0Mmander: @Lord_ZYRK Worth it for the failure fanfare.
DigitalSeahorse: c402....
Lord_ZYRK: LazyC0Mmander LUL
WowoT: i bet theres a tape to fix the bridge over the water
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DigitalSeahorse: lrrDOTS Bullet
MAPBoardgames: I just finished watching the Lets Nope of Haunting Grounds. That was a good dog.
Conyst: To the tracks
LazyC0Mmander: Oh boy walking that dog around is going to be a thing for the entire game isn't it...
melodaniac: This is a big noperino from me
DigitalSeahorse: Bullet is a nice way to call your doge SPOT
Gildan_Bladeborn: How else would they actually make it so you got lost in the woods guys?
seth_erickson: I believe you need to head back towards the truck
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Can you put the tree down once on other side?
chaostreader: What’s the red glowing thing?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: ??
melodaniac: Imagine how tired that doggo must be he didn’t decide to we dragged into this walking around into hell incarnate
milktcg: theres a balir witch game???
HorusFive: Steal another radio!
NimrodXIV: ch 03
melodaniac: Oh I don’t like that note
melodaniac: That’s a big nope on the window
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Oh no
bat_wool: Alex has 70's FM top 40 on the brain.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: agreed
NightValien28: oh I see now why the game got mixed reviews
BusTed: Thanks buddy.
Summer__Frost: GOOD BOY
Nigouki: Dog's Haunted
EscherichiaCole: Deus ex doggo
VmKid: barrYgood
seth_erickson: The dog does the key finding for us seabatBRAIN
MAPBoardgames: Good Boy! Keepo
MilkInBag: oh no
NightValien28: oh fuck
Aenir798: oh boy
LazyC0Mmander: Come on Ellis you have a perfectly working flashlight to... ok nvm dog confirmed better than flashlight.
Kramburger: Bullet comes back with a bar to jimmy the window
e_bloc: FrankerZ125 Ellis sucks, Bullet is the best
electroswagnetism: Dog's definitely haunted
DeM0nFiRe: lmao what is this game
BusTed: 7/9
Gildan_Bladeborn: About... 1,000% Adam.
melodaniac: Come hither boy
NimrodXIV: even lost in the woods, we got a fuse puzzle
DigitalSeahorse: is it a gold pickup? :O amber alert looking for a gold pickup right now
Kramburger: My Summer Car project
Diabore: alex is a jalopro
bat_wool: And then Bullet drives us to safety
HorusFive: This Road Quest trailer is involved
e_bloc: jalopy was a fun watch
Frankenfruity: If this was a Trabant, Alex could help.
e_bloc: lick it and stick it
ninja_theory_ashrams: what's under the bonnet
tuckamanian: the universal cure for car problems , lick it
Diabore: 'safe'
Juliamon: Famous last words.
e_bloc: no one has ever died in a car
DigitalSeahorse: scratch n sniff
Scrubbodiestobears: Jalopy is basically the same game as Untitled Goose Game, you pick stuff up, people take stuff away from you, there's a button to Honk
Sanityis0verrated: corvo feels bad that bullet is better than him so he is snuggling
Bionull: Alex's romantic technique revealed.
Tempest2097: Okay that's creepy AF
BusTed: Tool Time!
aWabbajack: sounds like Tannis from Borderlands
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Ghosts and monsters won't attack dogs. Known fact.
Questhere: no place safer than an in a dead car in the middle of a forrest
melodaniac: Ok leave the dog out to die I guess
Tempest2097: OH FUCK
LazyC0Mmander: Alright time to learn about the sheriff's interest
NightValien28: this got silent hill fast
tuckamanian: woo
Tempest2097: OHHHHHH FUCK
Lord_ZYRK: Oh boy, I'm great at these seabatTROG
melodaniac: HELL NOOOO
LazyC0Mmander: close the radio?
GlennSeto: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:27:40.
NightValien28: NOPE
BrindleBoar: UHM
NimrodXIV: oh goooood
Feminine_Desires: um
chaostreader: Kathleen?
Drathak: That was the wiiiiitch
LazyC0Mmander: Get out the car...
bowsin_durrows: It takes longer for you to get out of the car and start running than it takes for the enemy to smash the window and get to you.
loki_lxix: run
electroswagnetism: BIG NOPE
milktcg: you know that website that lets you find out if the dog dies in a movie? there should be one of those for games.
snowcookies: I don't want a prize
Gildan_Bladeborn: Hurray! We get a prize! Kappa
Tempest2097: Yaaay
LazyC0Mmander: oh!
BusTed: 2113
DigitalSeahorse: the answer was NOTHING?
e_bloc: 2113
e_bloc: ^^^
Lord_ZYRK: ASCII fanart seabatTROG
Summer__Frost: So Rush's 2112 but one better? Blasphemy.
tuckamanian: what? no dong pick?
e_bloc: reply ascii dong
e_bloc: power move
chaostreader: Are those years?
eSeamus: We're putting it all in a jar.
e_bloc: probably hours
LazyC0Mmander: Check the front of the car where the headlights turned on
melodaniac: I wonder what would have happened if we didn’t turn the headlights
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InquisitorGaia: HI ppl
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MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Complete guess here... but Sherrif sounded weird when we reported finding the cap. Like not happy about it. I'm thinking he's more of a problem than out character is?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: *our
Lord_ZYRK: A spoOoOoOoky hub
VmKid: Fun Fact! Walt Disney called those visual landmarks "Weenies".
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BrindleBoar: free grenadas!
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: lol
e_bloc: boooooooo
Pteraspidomorphi: hah
electroswagnetism: alex
loki_lxix: blow up the witch
Juliamon: BOOOO
A_Dub888: benginPun
RechargeableFrenchman: Alex you're my hero
MAPBoardgames: People came out here to get high. They dropped some fat bombs.
Mysticman89: I hope you find a crazy prepper thatts been living here
e_bloc: are they talking about monsters or streamer
TheAlmightyJonassons: that was best worst joke
Laserbeaks_Fury: My theory right now is Ellis kisnapped the kid to find them and be a hero
cotillion1850: Hello everyone I was unaware that there was a Blair Witch game
GlennSeto: Alan Wake's writing really suffered...
wildpeaks: sounds like me before my morning coffee
Summer__Frost: Or just hurt them as well.
electroswagnetism: So wait if you turn off your flashlight will you just not get aggroed?
InquisitorGaia: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:31:06.
cotillion1850: Is it any good so far?
TheAlmightyJonassons: @wildpeaks same
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun the headlights of the truck were off when you left it
NicTMagic: Suddenly it’s RE7
BusTed: Also some way to cross the bridge.
chaostreader: Save?
Summer__Frost: Fuses?
Aenir798: The lights flashde on when the car started
WowoT: save is probably good
SydPreviouslyHeadache: do we have manual control over what channel the walkie talkie is on?
cotillion1850: Adam have you started reading A Little Hatred?
silvalunae: guess: 22
loki_lxix: six hundred and sixty six chapters
Lord_ZYRK: Turn it UP SourPls
e_bloc: that song slaps
Drathak: It's always fuses
WowoT: should i say how many actual chapters there are?
melodaniac: 69 chapters
GlennSeto: *checks*
DigitalSeahorse: BRICKS
RvLeshrac: Truly incredible.
Pteraspidomorphi: That is nice
silvalunae: realistic too
RvLeshrac: An amazing feat of game design
SydPreviouslyHeadache: the last time i used a walkie talkie was when i volunteered for a park system, I don't remember if you get any kind of notification if there's activity on other frequencies. of course not, right?
Summer__Frost: Truly revolutionary.
MAPBoardgames: Put 10 into 7
NightValien28: day time?
BusTed: slytqShrug
Despoiler98: We TIME TRAVALAHS
BTC1220: We like day time, day time means no night monsters
LazyC0Mmander: Oh it's a delorean!
e_bloc: so we have a magical camera but durning it daylight is what confuses this guy
melodaniac: What.
Dr_fragenstien: That makes me want a game where you have to choose what parts of the card to power
GlennSeto: "Hoomin, you passed out for six hours... I'm hungry!"
Nigouki: so we committed grand theft auto with the sheriff's truck
electroswagnetism: Call for halp?
TheAlmightyJonassons: ahg I wish the dog could go in the car too
Despoiler98: He's been dead for 20 years slytqWTF
IsThis___Art: UOH NUOH
silvalunae: my theory is you actually live in the woods here and this is mostly you hallucinating and the popo humoring you. bullet isn't real
loki_lxix: where are all the crates?
RvLeshrac: Oh wow, you can't scroll between messages?
DigitalSeahorse: and the barrels
GlennSeto: People did NOT text like that on fucking T9.
Shirts_: check voice mail?
loki_lxix: it's been ten years...
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Asterysk_Mike: Oh snap, a wild Alex appears! Been loving the comic. Keep up the good work!
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Driosenth: Call the Sheriff?
HorusFive: Is she dictating text messages? Seems weird for the phone
Juliamon: Who even had unlimited text back then?? That's a lot of messages to waste.
silvalunae: #notwrong
LazyC0Mmander: Ahahah abuse lol...
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: Alex, i appreciate you
LazyC0Mmander: What the hell
Summer__Frost: The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night.
NightValien28: Juliamon right?! in my time we had like 5 messages and then had to pay for each
brooksmichael19: hi
IsThis___Art: now we have established a deep and meaningful relationship!
cotillion1850: Man that phone is very late 90's or early 2000's
jakjawagon: check voicemail?
LazyC0Mmander: Thanks game
NightValien28: at least, at least he called out the time of the day
jessieimproved: I got a jorb. Find the kid. Don't eat him.
Dr_fragenstien: would you talk to your ex about monsters that may or may not be in your head?
Mister_Hush: I see you rubbin' your misty eyes, ya sucker for romance, Ben
Juliamon: I remember getting my first phone in 2002 and I was NOT allowed to send texts unless it was REALLY important because we had like... 50 for the whole family, for the month
Summer__Frost: Too real.
BrindleBoar: "There's monsters and weird shit and a missing kid, but I want to talk about our relationship."
cotillion1850: Adam have you started reading A Little Hatred?
IsThis___Art: @jessieimproved DON'T eat him? I don't understand...
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now let's be fair to our character - would he REALLY believe that he saw them? Or that anyone would believe him if he is convinced he saw them?
wildpeaks: or just in the ways of phones
Kramburger: TBF, if you were trying to reconcile with your ex, talking about darkness monsters in the forst probably won't help your case
weff47: good answer good answer
Gildan_Bladeborn: I haven't left a voicemail message for literally years.
NightValien28: adam doesn't get compliments that often, he hangs out with james too much
ninja_theory_ashrams: game set in a time when phones were used as phones
brooksmichael19: hay I have watch a video on this game bro it's crazy
Despoiler98: wet doggo mell
Despoiler98: smell
BusTed: splish splash
KevinTheShark: Oh lawd he comin'!
wildpeaks: poor dooggo might catch a cold
iamnolionheart: I hope this builds on the stuff they established in the recent film, it had some good ideas
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Diabore: looking for a missing child, and asks if walking in cold water is "worth it"
Driosenth: At what point to you say lrrEFF this kid
Driosenth: ?
TheThromborax: so I just saw that Graham tried to stream Destiny 2, but mobile won't show me the VOD. How long did he make it? did the server issues shut him out?
BusTed: "Found some water."
iamnolionheart: Ben he just wants a bath
Fanboy_of_Bolas: rip vine
HorusFive: WET DOG!
Shirts_: he's playing in the water
Lord_ZYRK: TheThromborax the VOD is like, 6.5 hours or something like that
brooksmichael19: some wired thing constantly pops up
Mysticman89: Try changing its batteries
Tempest2097: Not true actually, most human-related scents are hydrophilic
TheThromborax: thx
loki_lxix: Dog has hacks
KevinTheShark: Ben, why u brekkin da doggy
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ThorSokar: or there's something in the water, perhaps a stick
LazyC0Mmander: So is everyone else. What does he want a medal?
Tempest2097: If you're ever escaping a pack of dogs, running through water is a bad idea.
Robot_Bones: This dog empty, YEET
Asterysk_Mike: they dont make zanac bars for dogs man have som chill!
Tempest2097: I learned that on Mythbusters.
silvalunae: mythbusters showed dogs can tho
e_bloc: male??
e_bloc: how the eff
Shirts_: size of the foot
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Foot size generally.
Summer__Frost: You have to try REAL hard to get a dog to lose a humans scent.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: And widtth
eSeamus: Assumptions based on size of foot and style of shoe.
Shirts_: women tend to have smaller feat
Gildan_Bladeborn: Shoe size.
Robot_Bones: Gotta be a foot guy to know that
InquisitorGaia: you can tell cause of the width and size of the feet
Kramburger: Assumption based on size/weight probably *Pushes galsses up nose*
wildpeaks: who spilled our secrets
SydPreviouslyHeadache: now when Adam is asked for feet to be shown the surprise will be gone
Shakari_Xanthus: could be a younger male then?
erloas: @TheThromborax they played for a while and were having fun, until the servers went down for Adam and Cam then a while later for Graham
TheThromborax: "according to these toes, this person identifies as male"
LazyC0Mmander: I can see the blood already
Diabore: thats a lotta blood
BusTed: Or maybe teeth?
sonic_danno: Hey want to see a dead body?
CompletelyUnsure: All the lady footprints have high heels
DigitalSeahorse: :O
BusTed: Oh dear.
HorusFive: Sherriff?
BusTed: rip
HorusFive: Neat
InquisitorGaia: hes all fucked up
HorusFive: F
KevinTheShark: Oh hey, it's dinner
e_bloc: TEETH
Chozo_Hybrid: Well I tuned in at an interesting moment
Telephoneline: yikes
DigitalSeahorse: omg that means I'm not a woman! :O
Gascitygaming: F
ninja_theory_ashrams: what did you do?
LazyC0Mmander: F
ThorSokar: He's missing a piece of his neck
Kramburger: Calling it now, you killed Emmett
IsThis___Art: oh god, is he okay?!
Nigouki: near, free badge!
Alness49: Better call this in- oh wait...
sonic_danno: How is this clean?
Arkansas870: kaitySad kaitySad
e_bloc: no one deserved this more than him?
Gascitygaming: we don't seem that shook up
InquisitorGaia: its not gonna work @Chozo_Hybrid
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'm sure he's only "mostly" dead.
caelusaran: The dog is all "So, can I eat him now? Maybe?"
TheMicah21: Quick cast a healing spell!
Alness49: Shame, two days until he retired
StephenJM81: seems like the right time to play some more Snake
milktcg: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
Dix: shit that made me laugh
thraximore: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:41:30.
KevinTheShark: look at this graph!
chaostreader: The badge. Not the death.
Summer__Frost: Aneta get away from the killer better. Kappa
BusTed: Bridge tape?
e_bloc: bullet doesn't care
LazyC0Mmander: It was the dog wasn't it?
Juliamon: Time to manipulate reality again!
DigitalSeahorse: take badge?
InquisitorGaia: drunk camera?
Shirts_: e_bloc the badge not the murder
chaostreader: They had a shovel. They could have buried him.
iamnolionheart: Sir you have some sticks in your good
Asterysk_Mike: What part of this does the dog start turning inside out and is actually the thing?
DigitalSeahorse: fugiWow
iamnolionheart: Hood
BusTed: dang
Asterysk_Mike: or is that a different game?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: WAIT.... rewind until he's alive. We saved him!!!
NimrodXIV: calling it now, we're the killer
Alness49: Can we bring him back? Can we necromancy?
LazyC0Mmander: Damn you stick cop man!
Despoiler98: So we got ghosts AND Cannibals in these woods?
KevinTheShark: Why Bury someone when you could leave a trail of clues
cotillion1850: Does that person have branches pokeing out of them?
e_bloc: eating a shovel
LazyC0Mmander: stick coat*
wildpeaks: aka the murder weapon, that we're putting our fingersprint all over
NightValien28: your prints are all over it you dingus
loki_lxix: we murdered him didnt we
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Yep, better pick up the murder weapon. Get your prints all over it.
eSeamus: Handling evidence without gloves. Ooh. Rookie mistake.
Lord_ZYRK: So amicide is the killing of a friend or comrade. . .
Despoiler98: Hit him with a Shovel
cuttlebranch: We're a dumbass.
Despoiler98: obviously
KevinTheShark: Yep. you picked up the shovel. and now your fingerprints are all over it
Mysticman89: flare gun OP
MAPBoardgames: Can't stay any longer, catch youall in the VoD!
Despoiler98: @KevinTheShark just carrying around the murder weapon
Gildan_Bladeborn: We'll just use our video tape, and then the game will end on a cliffhanger without providing a satisfying resolution.
loki_lxix: you did a murder when you passed out in the truck
wildpeaks: you'd think a cop would know not to pick the murder weapon with his bare hands
DigitalSeahorse: and now your fingerprints are on the weapon
InquisitorGaia: is there a reason MC is talking to himself?
brooksmichael19: advice on the game u always look at the trees the ground an the hanging things and the dog helps out alot
thraximore: that dog shakes weird
Juliamon: He's talking to his dog.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @loki_lxix Although the sheriff stopped answering even before that.
DigitalSeahorse: "it was you all along"
Juliamon: I assume dog owners tell their dogs what they're thinking, I know as a cat owner I do
wildpeaks: wow
Despoiler98: JEEJ
Aenir798: LUL
e_bloc: lol
Despoiler98: YOU BASTARD
BusTed: wp
IsThis___Art: HOLY SHIT
Morrigan9: HAHA
Questhere: ahahahha
SydPreviouslyHeadache: rofl
Dr_fragenstien: LUL
silvalunae: xD
Gascitygaming: LMAO
IAmNotAshKetchum: OOF
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ha ha ha ha ha.
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
Juliamon: !clip
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empyreon: LUL
Telephoneline: HAHAHA
loki_lxix: time is already doing weird stuff
silvalunae: CLIP IT
KevinTheShark: SONOVA
theneatestburrito: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
BusTed: Hahaha.
ghostvalv: gottem
snowcookies: lol
Tempest2097: JEEJ you glorious son of a bitch
circusofkirkus: LUL
Tempest2097: LUL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Jeej is great
wildpeaks: this was perfect
loki_lxix: oh no he gots you
Summer__Frost: Welcome to the highlight reel.
e_bloc: amazing
silvalunae: !clip
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ARandomPlatypus: Clip this
NimrodXIV: Highlight Reel!
TheMicah21: LOL
fullmetalhoyt: Omg. I’m dying
milktcg: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Nymo: LUL
BusTed: rayfkLurk rayfkLurk rayfkLurk rayfkLurk rayfkLurk
Rhynerd: Whoops
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Just whipser "Ben" and it would have been beautiful.
RechargeableFrenchman: Exactly because it's Let's Nope that was brilliant
Lord_ZYRK: Let's Nope special guest Jeej seabatTROG
DigitalSeahorse: o_o
cotillion1850: wow
Stripe_dog: HI
Despoiler98: THANKS I HATE IT
Arkansas870: mambabClowning mambabClowning mambabClowning
GenericHerooo: @InquisitorGaia I talk to me all the time. xD
brooksmichael19: yo
DigitalSeahorse: HAHHAHAHHAH
NimrodXIV: :D
Tempest2097: 10/10
IsThis___Art: ITS... BEAUTIFUL
wildpeaks: now this is a good highlight reel
circusofkirkus: the real horror was the friends we made along the way
caoinlean: highlight reel
Boi_Ginny: Welcome to the highlights
KevinTheShark: benginFacepalm
DigitalSeahorse: lrrAWESOME
ninja_theory_ashrams: I want those years back on my life
loki_lxix: Adam just lost a few weeks off his life
Gildan_Bladeborn: I just thought it as in the game somehow.
RurouniGeo: carciLeon
Kazman20a: best jump scare yet
Dr_fragenstien: I was looking at all of you, wondering which one of you said it, and you all looked so confused
DigitalSeahorse: xD
IsThis___Art: ALEX
electroswagnetism: You'd take a lot of sanity damage, that's for sure
silvalunae: ac/dc
wildpeaks: well, there is one recent horror game that did that
TheAlmightyJonassons: hehehe
coelopteryx: i think he absolutely knew but ok
silvalunae: @wildpeaks -grabby hands-
iamnolionheart: Hey what are you doing in my swump
thraximore: wheelerGuts
Tempest2097: Little of column A. Little of column B.
RayFK: coelopteryx I definitely did NOT
sonic_danno: now is this a swamp or a bog?
wildpeaks: "the blackout club" is the title, or something similar
Summer__Frost: Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff.
Tempest2097: WHAT
RayFK: I was trying to help G log out
KevinTheShark: Either I'm going crazy or this is a horror game and we're all going crazy
LazyC0Mmander: Welcome to the trenches
circusofkirkus: are we in the sepia world?
ninja_theory_ashrams: unlike the movie Hereditary, you are going crazy
NightValien28: RayFK dude I jumped at that
Feltic: Helmet makes it sepia
Scrubbodiestobears: oh your character has PTSD
FickleMuse: oooooh. He has the war PTSD
silvalunae: chat lrrHEART
wildpeaks: save us doggo
loki_lxix: they after you for that murder you did
Despoiler98: THat s a helicopter
WowoT: ptsd from the war
cotillion1850: So I never watched Blair Witch but wasn't that just a teens go out into the woods and then bad things happened that also popularized the found footage genre
RayFK: NightValien28 <3
Despoiler98: its a HELICOPTER trying to save you
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Police chopters looking for missing kid and sheriff??
Summer__Frost: Both options bad.
iamnolionheart: That's basically correct @cotillion1850
KevinTheShark: *Saria's Song Plays*
InquisitorGaia: was ricter hamockslam chasing you?
brooksmichael19: follow the dog when this happens at all times or u will get scared or die
cotillion1850: so what is the conceit of this game?
Dr_fragenstien: that should be on the bingo at this point
e_bloc: I mean is there any chance we didn't kill some of these people
Despoiler98: no no no
Despoiler98: doggo plz
Despoiler98: slytqHug slytqHug slytqHug
Tempest2097: Not to be confused with Klaus-Row-Phobia where you're afraid of German men rowing boats.
Summer__Frost: "It's a lot less scary with you around Bullet." *Bullet immediately leaves*
Shirts_: thats the dev team
DigitalSeahorse: slytqHug slytqLurk yvonne1YPmoski
caoinlean: I once knew a fabian
Despoiler98: slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqWTF slytqItsfine slytqItsfine slytqItsfine slytqItsfine
InquisitorGaia: doggo!
iamnolionheart: It's ok you have the power of God and Anime on your side
GallowsCat: doesn't the camera night vision, incase that happens again?
caoinlean: Haha alex
IsThis___Art: NOPE
thraximore: this camera...
brooksmichael19: it's coming for u lol
Despoiler98: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
silvalunae: don't worry it's just jeej again
Dr_fragenstien: yahoo!
Gildan_Bladeborn: The game clearly listens to your microphone and picks that moment for Bullet to run away. Time to use "reverse psychology" Ben. Kappa
KevinTheShark: Just waiting for it to become a suddenly sides roller Bullet-Hell game where all the Bullets are the dog.
LazyC0Mmander: Follow the darkness at the end of the tunnel
IsThis___Art: their skin is loose
theamc2000: Oh no! This is a horror game
theamc2000: Bye
NightValien28: nope
TheAlmightyJonassons: aaaahhh claustrophobia
KevinTheShark: In them Dahhk waters?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Turning inside out is sea cucumbers. Very easy to confuse with honey badgers, I can see why Ben made that mistake.
circusofkirkus: is this a buttcrack?
BusTed: this hole was made for you
LazyC0Mmander: So who did you shoot Ellis?
Gascitygaming: oh god my name in destiny is "Windbag" and it censored the "dbag" part...
GlennSeto: Just some people doing the nasty in the caves.
sonic_danno: This hole was made for me...
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Dragon?
DigitalSeahorse: to the catacombs!
thraximore: is that you Ted the caver?
Tempest2097: We 127 hours now
Mysticman89: cyber dragon
iamnolionheart: Oh lord this is the worst thing ever
untidy_joseph: At least there’s no spooders
SydPreviouslyHeadache: that's what being stuck means. where's Bullet?
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: That was really well done. Actually stopping the player for s ahort time.
Stripe_dog: Getting stuck in a place you can't be unstuck
cotillion1850: So how does this game relate to the Blair Witch movie if at all?
TheAlmightyJonassons: this fracking reminds me of the Descent
SydPreviouslyHeadache: *i had to use the restroom at th e swamp so i picked a bad time to have topee
HorusFive: thanks helpful voice
jakjawagon: creepy painting from homestar runner?
Gildan_Bladeborn: What a strange noise our doggo just made.
empyreon: Bullet, it sounds like you could use a lozenge buddy
Stripe_dog: @cotillion1850 Same woods
GlennSeto: Alex with the topical Old Testament references.
LazyC0Mmander: Keep walking?
KevinTheShark: Always remember that when you enter your horror game, always remember to bring lots of lube. or lard. maybe both
Arkansas870: mambabWtf mambabWtf mambabWtf
InquisitorGaia: oh its 0333
TheMicah21: THE SHIELD
e_bloc: shield
e_bloc: seth rollins outta nowhere
DigitalSeahorse: lol
cotillion1850: @Stripe_dog cool
chaostreader: She is Here
LazyC0Mmander: I hate those damn coded message!
Aenir798: You left your senses in the car
KevinTheShark: Oh sweet. We gonna meet Nick Fury?
ThatDangSkeleton: who taught that person the Phoenetic alphabet
Toxxick: Just got back. After the initial dawg glitch, has this game gotten better?
GlennSeto: Bullet was Phil Coulson this whole time?
ThatDangSkeleton: it's /india/
Gildan_Bladeborn: So much for the pillar of salt theory.
RurouniGeo: carciHype hope everyone is excited for AEW tomorrow carciHype
InquisitorGaia: that was a skull
iamnolionheart: Here comes the Witch slithering like a snake oh WATCH OUT
wildpeaks: "they see me rolling"
e_bloc: normally the skulls get off on the third floor
Dix: Yep
Dix: that'll happen
Stripe_dog: Boneathan?
silvalunae: war make dead people and it your fault
DeiwosN: You're nuts! You're crazy in the coconut!
InquisitorGaia: deer?
DigitalSeahorse: :(
belladante_: i wish people would also realize PTSD isnt restricted to Veterans
IsThis___Art: Hearing loud knocking on doors messes me up
SydPreviouslyHeadache: did Bullet die?
belladante_: like people get ptsd from any traumatic thing
sonic_danno: the kid reached for a deer?
Shakari_Xanthus: oh, so that's what he's gotta forgive himself for
Roland_Malius: shot the kid's brother
HorusFive: Just like that guy in Die Hard
Stripe_dog: Yes, that is exactly what happened Ben.
Tempest2097: now THIS is rappelling
silvalunae: kinda sorta but not accident
belladante_: oh if he shot someone then he'll just get paid vacation
Pteraspidomorphi: It's like PUBG
Dr_fragenstien: hallelujah
Nigouki: wait which war is this? the first gulf war?
GlennSeto: This realistic remake of Hollow Knight is not for me.
silvalunae: let the bodies hit the floor
e_bloc: amen
InquisitorGaia: @belladante_ yes they can, but ppl in america tend to associate war and ptsd for understandable reasons
electroswagnetism: willing to bet that jess is dead
wildpeaks: a valuable contribution to the discussion
Aenir798: @Nigouki It's "the war".
IsThis___Art: goodpupper!
Diabore: i think those eyes signal a chapter change
Catcard: alex what the fuck
Dr_fragenstien: THAT"S. TOO. FAR>
Gildan_Bladeborn: Plot twist: Bullet was the Blair Witch, all along!
allabout90sanime: you can pet the dog!
cotillion1850: Ah so he is a First Gulf War Vet
ninja_theory_ashrams: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Ya, Adam and Ben think they push the limits... but you need to bring in Alex to really break them. :)
wildpeaks: best doggo
KevinTheShark: Everyone knew the real hero of every story is the doggos
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: good pupper
sonic_danno: When is bullet going to tell me that chaos reigns?
cotillion1850: Hey Adam have you started reading A Little Hatred yet?
Armyguy0: Aww
BusTed: Diablo 2?
DigitalSeahorse: WAT fugiWow lrrALEX elfunkCat
LazyC0Mmander: Super Marius Brothers!
bat_wool: Bloober, you got your Jacob's Ladder in my Blair Witch dammit
Armyguy0: Ben you took it off
silvalunae: treat!
Lord_ZYRK: *Luigi's Mansion voice* M-m-m-m-Mariuuus?
IsThis___Art: alex LUL
empyreon: LUL
Armyguy0: i wanted you to show up like that
DigitalSeahorse: :D
TheAlmightyJonassons: brings me back to good old days of 2007
eSeamus: Ooh. Petroglyphs.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I legit love that song
electroswagnetism: das a grave
KevinTheShark: Loving OK GO. Thank you ben
Dr_fragenstien: shoulda brought the shovel with you Kappa
Catcard: KORL.
LazyC0Mmander: Still think it's the dog that killed them all
Feminine_Desires: I think I know what these photos are
Diabore: carl that kills people
Feminine_Desires: These photos are all his past workforce in the army
wildpeaks: please don't do the whisper + scream
DigitalSeahorse: dammit CARL
SydPreviouslyHeadache: like, i know a lot of people who just say "oh ok go is just mediocre" but i fucking love them
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: what?
chaostreader: Can you look at the numerals for a second? So I can recognize them.
LazyC0Mmander: That sounds like treason Alex.
Summer__Frost: Or MAYBE save the collectibles until the second playthrough so that the first is more immersive?
Tempest2097: Fucking WHAT
Toxxick: For autopsy?
Tempest2097: It matters for certain funeral rights
CompletelyUnsure: For last rites
LazyC0Mmander: For the funeral I imagine
e_bloc: that he was a pos?
Tempest2097: er, rites.
belladante_: guess it would make sense for last rights?
electroswagnetism: Maybe because burial procedure?
GlennSeto: "A POS" seems unflattering.
Driosenth: burial rights
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korvys: For appropriate burial rights
Nigouki: A positive, blood type
Juliamon: Jewish burial rites are pretty specific
e_bloc: it really is
Tempest2097: Jewish Funerals traditionally have to take place within 3 days.
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Just a little bit.
korvys: *rites
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: it can be. some faiths care
FireBasilisk53: I just got back, what was on the dog tag?
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh
InquisitorGaia: name, ssn, blood type, and religion is whats on my dog tags @LoadingReadyRun
allabout90sanime: yeah for medical and funeral
GlennSeto: :D
DigitalSeahorse: "This man was death!"
SydPreviouslyHeadache: beer in my nasal cavities
Tempest2097: @DigitalSeahorse You joke, but hemophilia happens
FireBasilisk53: have we've been spooped yet?
Duwani1: Info since Jehova Witness can't have blood transfusions
korvys: Probanly just says "POPE LUV"
maxx7575mtg: Hey Ben and Alex
silvalunae: jssbys
cotillion1850: I assume they have short hand of some kind
InquisitorGaia: of course i stamped my own tags so i got to put sith in place of religion @LoadingReadyRun
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Probably important for burial practices?
eSeamus: @FireBasilisk53 We got spooped hard by Jeej.
Lord_ZYRK: "Religion: Zoroastr- SEE REVERSE SIDE"
LazyC0Mmander: He's a lumberjack and he actually wasn't ok
tehfewl: ive seen some people who had "Jedi" listed on their dogtags
DigitalSeahorse: Tempest2097, elfunkCat seabatYIKES indeed
Zyme86: Norse is an approved religion, I hope that means last rights involved a viking funeral
KevinTheShark: It was exactly how I remember it! Except it wasn't!
FireBasilisk53: @eSeamus nice
wildpeaks: spaces are characters too
korvys: FAYGO
Summer__Frost: Religion: NOTHX
Dr_fragenstien: juggal
Meyari: Have we saved recently?
absorbedtulip9: Watching some training videos that are a little sad. taking a moment to watch the stream before continuing
Shirts_: Jedi
InquisitorGaia: @Zyme86 nope had a friend with norse who died, he just got regular burried
sonic_danno: religion: spaghe
ghostvalv: N/A
NimrodXIV: ftagn
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: For juggalo, they use emojis
BrindleBoar: Insane Clown Protestant
IsThis___Art: Noodly
NightValien28: his back now says III
Lord_ZYRK: Religion: YESPLZ
TheAlmightyJonassons: @nimrodxiv Squid1 Squid1
FireBasilisk53: so that person is gonna be us?
Dr_fragenstien: this an accounting stream now bois
Tempest2097: OH MY GOOOD
LazyC0Mmander: We figured out juggalos get outed when they die in the military
Tempest2097: You guys are on the other side now.
WowoT: back to the left
WowoT: you misssed it
Gildan_Bladeborn: Um... we could see that.
sonic_danno: you guys got flipped on stream
NightValien28: we did see it
Aenir798: @LoadingReadyRun Camera is messed up?
wildpeaks: not only we could see it, now you switched side
DigitalSeahorse: now you're on the other side of stream
Stripe_dog: Instead of seeing calculator shenanigans we saw flickering and you swapped places with the bug
ninja_theory_ashrams: number keys synced to scene settings
cotillion1850: so does the game hand wave how this video footage is taped or is it an actual plot point?
Tempest2097: What a good doggo
IsThis___Art: go pupper!
LazyC0Mmander: Oh come on you lazy bastard. Don't let your dog dig for corpse!
chaostreader: We have a shovel!
Gildan_Bladeborn: Are... are you guys pretending not to notice that you completely switched sides?
KevinTheShark: Oh lawd
Summer__Frost: Oh my stars and garters!
Zyme86: According to the US army's own info page: There is nothing stopping you from asking for jedi on your dogtags. There are approved abbreviations for religions too long for the character limit
Stripe_dog: Cheer100 Alex messing with the calculator swapped you to the opposite side of the screen.
WowoT: i just noticed just how red ben's beard is
GlennSeto: It would be a silly gimmick, but I kinda want voice control for Bullet commands.
HorusFive: Happy Spoop months bois. lrrSPOOP RIPCheer131
Tempest2097: Can confirm, is good comic
wildpeaks: subtle
Juliamon: !alex
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DigitalSeahorse: ^
DiscordianTokkan: It's very good, and I enjoy that we've finally seen The Purifier's face
orbitaltuna: it's snowing now?
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beckbat: Issat a good good boi?
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Shirts_: thank you for the link to the comic
cotillion1850: Thank you Adam I do like those books quite a bit on that note have you started reading A Little Hatred yet?
e_bloc: Cheer66 memes etc
Summer__Frost: That's.. not snow.
Mysticman89: oh good. On this side you're not 1 pixel off the bottom of the scene.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Dang, I was prepared to believe Ben was gaslighting us.
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:02:30.
InquisitorGaia: nice @e_bloc
e_bloc: ty
Driosenth: scroll through the channels?
LazyC0Mmander: I wonder how many voice lines they have for the radio
tehfewl: thats what mine said
e_bloc: roll a die
Tempest2097: Last rites? Whatever you're into
Mysticman89: whatever on deal
Aenir798: Norse viking funeral please
Summer__Frost: Religion: NAHBRO
iamnolionheart: Pull out a chain with eight different holy symbols
LazyC0Mmander: Middle east land
Lord_ZYRK: "moshi moshi Witchu desu"
korvys: GAMER
Zyme86: If you do not state your religion they print agnostic or no preference
silvalunae: isn't agnostic shorter
FireBasilisk53: throw me in a ditch, IDK
Tempest2097: UHhhhh.
niccus: "Yes"
wildpeaks: suddenly, Spec Ops the Line
LazyC0Mmander: My favorite mario level!
Tempest2097: Those street signs were in Arabic?
eSeamus: Why do I feel like Rami Ismail would have an issue with those signs?
cotillion1850: Well Arabic makes sense if he got his PTSD in Gulf War 1
InquisitorGaia: i think the next set of tags i get are gonna say RN_Jeezus
DigitalSeahorse: "Surprise Me!" benginRip slytqRIP
Gildan_Bladeborn: I want someone to just have "taxidermy" written on their tag.
cotillion1850: its Arabic
milktcg: this is the future liberals want
Zyme86: Urdu is persian
silvalunae: can you get satanist o.o
chaostreader: Sand?
Shirts_: I'm pretty sure thats not Urdu
lord0rcus: Oh we're in Silent HIll..
InquisitorGaia: yes @Zyme86
Zyme86: beg your parden urdu is pakistani
brooksmichael19: can someone teach me about this app
e_bloc: you done goofed
Tempest2097: Ah, incoming artillery.
Shirts_: but I only speak Urdu I can't read it
saweeks: it's the Hiss
DigitalSeahorse: "Put my ashes in the sugar bowl."
Driosenth: Graboids!
InquisitorGaia: is this dune?
Nigouki: i remember this moment from the first bayformer movie
KevinTheShark: Oh laaawwwwd he comin!
Lynks_9: it's quite interesting, the developers using your dog to guide you to limit what would otherwise be a very open and confusing space
wildpeaks: smart of the devs to make the dog show we can walk on the tree
Tempest2097: Shit's gettin real real Silent Hill up in these woods.
NightValien28: a greenboid
electroswagnetism: Shai-hulud!
GlennSeto: Bullet is also way faster than a human.
RvLeshrac: Calling it, dog turns evil.
milktcg: so do we think this game is treating ptsd like well or is it tasteless?
Lord_ZYRK: Graboids WutFace
DigitalSeahorse: fugiWow fugiWow fugiWow
RvLeshrac: Dog is actually in league with the monsters.
IsThis___Art: dun-dun-duna dun-dun-duna dun-dun-duna dun... RUN
justwhatever_idk: rolling leaf orb
sonic_danno: turn off the light?
Gildan_Bladeborn: I'll give it this- that's mildly disconcerting.
Zyme86: Whiskey tango foxtrot man WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT
Zyme86: OVER
Lord_ZYRK: Radio in Burt \ WutFace /
chaostreader: No light?
InquisitorGaia: fuck incoming
Gooseblast: duDudu duDudu duDudu
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben was thinking more "wandering around in the dark, and jump scares", wasn't he?
Tempest2097: A little Silent Hill, a Little Spec-ops, why not
GlennSeto: Maybe Bullet isn't evil... but he only has to run faster than the guy to survive.
Aenir798: The real demons were inside us all along!
Mysticman89: the true blair witch was inside you all along
electroswagnetism: This is way more Silent Hill than I was expecting
long_bad_cutscene: it's just that your inner demons are graboids
GallowsCat: what id the dog was the blair witch all along
Pteraspidomorphi: You can tell it's by the Layers of Fear devs
DigitalSeahorse: fugiWow seabatYIKES
Arkansas870: The Forrest Shark next on sci-fi mambabClowning mambabClowning
KevinTheShark: You are the demons.
e_bloc: I'll cover you, you're going in
Roland_Malius: Well i mean, what was The Blair Witch about? wandering in the woods with a couple of assholes
IsThis___Art: This is... art
Gildan_Bladeborn: Layers of Fear 2 was peak... art.
GlennSeto: "So half our staff used to work on Call of Duty games and we made lemonade."
KevinTheShark: So it's... layers of tedious subtext
Mysticman89: lof2 was many metaphors deep. Also there were some lemons I don't think anyone has figured out yet.
sonic_danno: turn off the flashlight
wildpeaks: they don'tthey don't like light
LazyC0Mmander: Keep wlking?
Tempest2097: That is a mighty angry Jackalope
mtgthebrewery: Stop moving so fast, its not rendering fast enough and just giving us a Slide Screen
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
Catcard: mtgthebrewery, you know it's doing that on purpose right?
justwhatever_idk: the truest gamer fear of them all: getting ganked in counterstrike and being told to get gud
DigitalSeahorse: this is like Tremors
KevinTheShark: Is this the real life though? Or is this just fantasy? Will you get caught in a landslide?
seth_erickson: You just need to keep moving forward in this section
Aenir798: @mtgthebrewery that's just the game working as intended
maxx7575mtg: hey adam
Gildan_Bladeborn: No escape from reality.
Tempest2097: We Silent Hill now
LazyC0Mmander: No dogs allowed for obvious reason
Tempest2097: Oh shit phantom gunners.
milktcg: that was way too fuckn long of a running sequence
KevinTheShark: @gildan_bladeborn thankyou
cotillion1850: I mean this seems more interesting than the Blair Witch movie was witch admitlly I never watched it but the little I know of it supports that claim
korvys: !cw
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Nigouki: so we Bagdaddy issues
electroswagnetism: Hill status: pretty dang quiet, that's for sure
justwhatever_idk: we're having a PTSD dream I guess?
Aenir798: MAWP
InquisitorGaia: ill be back i need a smoke
Lord_ZYRK: And their dogs and their guns in your head in your head you are gamiiing
laskotheking: @LoadingReadyRun Thoughts on the elements of SpecOps: The Line in this game?
cotillion1850: Yes Ben?
LazyC0Mmander: What's going on with the audio?
Erudite_Cynic: tinitus noise in games needs to stop
DigitalSeahorse: can I level with you? *squats*
wildpeaks: it's not the direction I thought this game would go
silvalunae: so you're a deserter and you have survivors guilt
wildpeaks: not really sure what's the link with the blair witch
12mrfrog: alex do you like goblin
12mrfrog: do you like dog
IsThis___Art: same, Ben. That's how I felt
NotCainNorAbel: Father Ben
milktcg: that feel when you cant tell if the tinitus is coming from the game or you actual tinitus
12mrfrog: father ben
Nigouki: you wanted spooky scary skeletons in the woods?
NightValien28: yeah that is it
Tempest2097: Yeah they really did slap that shit on
12mrfrog: father . ben
IsThis___Art: Its not exactly.... fun to play
NightValien28: silent hill did the same thing, did not go well
korvys: lrrHERE
Lord_ZYRK: Sounds about right
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think... that makes things 100% better?
bat_wool: Preach brother
KevinTheShark: This seems incredibly unrelated
12mrfrog: father ben]
Otterly_Insane: It makes a little more sense as you go
Mysticman89: Dang it bloober team. You have good ideas.
ThorSokar: "it'll be better for marketing"
electroswagnetism: That's also the story of spec ops: the line
12mrfrog: what is your favrot color
Gildan_Bladeborn: Because the Blair Witch IP is mostly shaky cam.
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ninja_theory_ashrams: just like the Blair Witch sequel, Blair witch just tacked on
DigitalSeahorse: blair witch is horrible for viewers of streams
long_bad_cutscene: look it's a game with a dog hugging button
Dr_fragenstien: just because you understand doesn't mean it's good
LazyC0Mmander: Well maybe they knew they wanted to make a Blair Witch project they just didn't know what to do with it.
GlennSeto: The anthology angle worked for Silent Hill, up to a point.
long_bad_cutscene: it cant be too bad
Asterysk_Mike: This is similar to the complaint i had with lots of games
Zoloreaper: they wanted to make an artsy PT-like, and since Blair Witch was artistic they used the property
milktcg: the OG blair witch project is good dont @ me
WowoT: save maybe?
BTC1220: I mean yeah Blair Witch is well-known and nostalgic and remains prevalent in pop culture so it seems like a good strategy
KevinTheShark: Wait.... is this guy John Wick!?
Lord_ZYRK: "Hey I have this great idea for a art." "Hey guys we just got this big IP and need to come up with a art idea!" "o-oh. . ."
Kramburger: Blair Witch is supposed to be about an unseen horror and doubting the truth of your eyes. This is kind of generic horror: Damaged Person Has A Bad Time
Asterysk_Mike: the worst offender is the game Klingon honor guard
NightValien28: the blair witch IP is getting lost with a group of dingus and then panic when they disappear one by one
IsThis___Art: same Ben. i found it rather incoherent
Teangeolai: I think horror properties frequently use the traumatic histories of their characters as plot devices
Gildan_Bladeborn: They could just be giving our character extra depth.
Dr_fragenstien: also, didn't blair witch do into open domain?
DigitalSeahorse: fast camera movements VOMIT
Summer__Frost: Maybe the Blair Witch is all about drawing out your fears specifically or some BS.
ClodiumSoride: Isn't that the same deal with Silent Hill 4, ag idea that was adapted to
TheMoatman: 70 past death
GlennSeto: It's not like there's dense lore to Blair Witch that's getting in the way.
GDwarf: Public Domain is Life of the Creator + 70 Years
TheMoatman: Or you can abandon it
BrowneePoints: I think Trauma as backstory happened with Silent Hill
electroswagnetism: It's far too many!
Asterysk_Mike: Microprose gets their hands on the startrek IP, and makes a bad shooter
Tempest2097: I did yeah, 70 years plus the life of the author
Driosenth: Mickey Mouse enters public domain next year
IsThis___Art: yep, Disney money is powerful
ThorSokar: several times, in fact
TheAlmightyJonassons: they could incorporate the actual monsters a bit better
DigitalSeahorse: I knew
12mrfrog: ca . you sing me a happe birthe day
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: You were just looking for Halloween spoops, but got war memories spoops. Fair.
justwhatever_idk: It's death of author plus 70 years afterward
ClodiumSoride: er, an idea adapted to an existing setting/franchise.
Armyguy0: Yea was it 70 or 100?
Otterly_Insane: The story of your character being there makes a bit more sense later on
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or it's just the wind and there are NO MONSTERS Ben.
Asterysk_Mike: The whole thing is find a key get to door
Gildan_Bladeborn: Obviously.
milktcg: the real unspeakable horror were the friends we made along the way
Pteraspidomorphi: War? :P
Kramburger: The monster bits don't fit the property
abaoa_qu: it's been done three times, but it doesn't look like it will be bumped again
ninja_theory_ashrams: without Disney messing with copyright law, Spider-Man would have been public domain this year
KevinTheShark: The demons inside.
IsThis___Art: same
NightValien28: sawmill
cotillion1850: I mean Blair Witch's IP is essentially found footage and people being slaughtered in spooky woods I've never watched it so I don;t know if that is fair or not
e_bloc: mostly just scared of Jeej
bat_wool: Alex wins for the Tremors reference
iggySPLOSION: which way is crystal lake?
LazyC0Mmander: Mickey Mouse is the only totalitarian overlord I will ever remotely accept...
philippekav: and since company never die they always keep their copyright woop
justwhatever_idk: Be scared of Having Trauma, I guess??
NightValien28: Jordan was the scariest thing
sonic_danno: is the witch triggering the flashbacks? If so, why?
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun Disney DECADES ago, had a string of lawsuits that collectively screwed Copyright and IP law
wildpeaks: maybe Control would be more your jam as spoopy action game
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah there hasn't even been a witch yet. There's been some weird ghost things, some kind of zombie thing that killed the sherrif, some war stuff. Weird game,a ll over the place
thraximore: The real horror is Geopolitics
WowoT: save maybe ben?
chaostreader: Also we haven’t heard from any cop except the sheriff since the beginning?
DigitalSeahorse: one of those games where the lead couldn't make up their mind what the game was about so it was about everything
KevinTheShark: Truly terrifying.
Roland_Malius: a "major" movie company couldn't tell a worthwhile story about the Blair Witch, this indy game company has no chance
NightValien28: wildpeaks agreed that game seems crazy spoop
OriginalGarwulf: That's actually not true - the United States increased the copyright term to hit parity with Europe. Mickey Mouse is protected by Trademark law, not copyright.
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean, we HAVE been hearing voices that definitely don't... seem like flashbacks.
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's just we've also been having flashbacks.
justwhatever_idk: the real horror is the military industrial complex
long_bad_cutscene: maybe the real horror was the friends we made along the way
Mysticman89: the chapters don't seem to have weel defined end points
WowoT: do you want a general idea where youre at in the game?
wildpeaks: yess pizza
DigitalSeahorse: :D
DigitalSeahorse: FightPizza FightPizza FightPizza
IsThis___Art: HA
Dr_fragenstien: thay're open at 11:30 ad night?
TheAlmightyJonassons: spoopy pizza
LazyC0Mmander: Ellis you idiot!
WowoT: cuz i know how many chapters are in the game
justwhatever_idk: that would have been a plot hole
Tempest2097: "Yeah can I get a supreme pizza, to like, to the uh. The middle of the fucking woods"
OriginalGarwulf: The reasoning was that at life + 50 years, American IP would go into the public domain 20 years earlier than Europe.
BrindleBoar: "Uh yeah I'd like a large pepperoni? I'm in the turbo-cursed woods."
electroswagnetism: "Hi I'd like to place an order for delivery. I'd like to be delivered from this nightmare"
cotillion1850: It might be a 24 hour Pizza joint
justwhatever_idk: what if Co-Op mode had player 2 being the Pizza Guy
edgeyberzerker: I do not miss those phones
GlennSeto: Are voice mail numbers in the US this long?
KevinTheShark: I wanna pineapple and olive pizza! Sweet, and salty.
philippekav: who passes on pizza ?
iggySPLOSION: they couldve made that call funny, but it wasnt funny
Jarhi28: How are the spoopy loud boys doing?
Kramburger: The Mother?
Himyul: is this game on rails? Kappa
Erudite_Cynic: sounds good
edgeyberzerker: yesss all the pineapple!
thraximore: Coca cola
Tempest2097: I hope you like Harkarl Pizza
justwhatever_idk: also why would you want a Joke in your Horror Game, jokes aren't scary
Aenir798: Ice cream on pizza?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Mint and honeydew
e_bloc: sounds pretty good imo
snowcookies: pineapple and olives isn't bad
electroswagnetism: Durian
TheAlmightyJonassons: pepperoni is yucky
TheMicah21: Peanut butter and gumballs??
Mysticman89: dr pepper pizza was kinda not great
RurouniGeo: so peanut butter then? lol
milktcg: calling it now. youre the killer.
IAmNotAshKetchum: i had pickles on a pizza today actually
Lord_ZYRK: Grilled tarantula pizza
SquirrelEarl: Upcoming live segment,
NightValien28: get called out stacey
ThorSokar: It's almost like the game is on rails!
DigitalSeahorse: the pineapple has to be precooked so it won't make soggy dough
Erudite_Cynic: wow called out
TheMicah21: Mr. Deeds
Summer__Frost: 30 minutes or it's free? You will not BELIEVE where I am.. hehehe. Alright listen up..
NightValien28: its flat bread
Draynus: Sounds like a Live idea in the making
DiscordianTokkan: I had a great pizza the other day. "Pineapple Express": Chorizo sausage, pineapple and jalapenos
GlennSeto: Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel...
Dr_fragenstien: bread and sauce
eSeamus: Choo choo train? Fruit fruit?
LazyC0Mmander: What about caramel on a pizza?
edgeyberzerker: Durians taste like onions to me so... it works on pizza for me?
NotCainNorAbel: toast == pizza? I'm going to fight you on that
Morrigan9: open face pb+j = pizza?
wildpeaks: doesn't it require tomato too ? otherwise it's just a sandwich
theinvisiblevoice: pizza's just an open face sandwich
DolGrenn: So is a pizza just a half-sandwich?
e_bloc: we donkey kong now bois
sonic_danno: I feel like we are getting sidetracked by pizza
Diabore: or is it a sandwich
Tempest2097: Now we just have to get some Diamonds...
Kramburger: Fugi kicks in the door "NACHOS ARE PIZZZA"
NightValien28: LazyC0Mmander we have those here, its a desert pizzza
Teangeolai: Toast is pizza
tehfewl: Durian tastes like garlic mangos, it was odd
KevinTheShark: It was more of a Deadpool reference. But I'm happy I've created this schism
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i mean, when i make pizza, it's basically my pretzle dough
Genderi: sandwiches are pizza
edgeyberzerker: thought as a smoothy... i do not want to taste onion in a smoothy
Lord_ZYRK: I've seen enough Donkey Kong to know where this is going 👀 💦
silvalunae: caramel on a peparoni pizza
Katakas_Yule: mayo and peas?
DigitalSeahorse: poo :P
Rumiir_the_Dragon: If you put a pizza on a pizza, isn't it just a sandwich?
thraximore: sandwiches on pizza
chaostreader: Give dog a treat.
ghostvalv: tacos?
Driosenth: Totinos pizza rolls on a pizza
allabout90sanime: durian is just like 250% overpowering sweet so it messes with many senses
Lord_ZYRK: Dammit Ben I can't type that fast!
BTC1220: Calamari on pizza sounds fantastic actually
ThorSokar: it's time for the rail shooter section of the game!
Teangeolai: @Rumiir_the_Dragon That's a calzone
Scrubbodiestobears: what about Crickets on pizza? They served Crickets at milestones within the last 2 years
Himyul: doggo is go!
GlennSeto: Dat doggo is ready.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO FightPizza
Rhynerd: Have beans been used as a pizza topping before?
Scrubbodiestobears: so it's food
wildpeaks: choo choo train
allabout90sanime: froot froot
Summer__Frost: Froot froot!
justwhatever_idk: remember when Lanky Kong was abducted by the Blair Witch
maxx7575mtg: How about Brownie Pizza
Nigouki: hell yeah, i love the train levels in Half-Life
GlennSeto: *runs over the witch*
e_bloc: froot froot
Lord_ZYRK: BTC1220 as someone who has had that, it is!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: FROOT
Rhynerd: Any kind of beans.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: there are very few foods i will not eat, most of them are seafood. i can not bring myself to eat crustaceans or lobsters or cephalopods
IsThis___Art: go pupper!
bat_wool: @Glennseto sometimes US voicemail is just another phone number
Dr_fragenstien: the brake is only there to give something to fail
wildpeaks: chyrTrainEngine chyrTrainCar
KevinTheShark: They see me Rollin' They hatin'
sonic_danno: thunder mountain has gone through some chnages
Tempest2097: To be fair it's not like there's any new Half-Life to rip off.
ThorSokar: Donky Kong Country to be specific
lord0rcus: Let's nope with my boys in Silent Hill: Blair Witch?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Fruit Fruit!
kwmunchkin1: a monster is gonna pop out 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: my childhood
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SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'll never forget about the time i was like 7 at a fancy grocery store and i asked my mom why they were selling pet lobsters
Mysticman89: so we did spec ops already, why not dip into half life
splatty1: oh, an old steam donkey
allabout90sanime: new mission: activate the generator
wildpeaks: at least we don't have to restart the generator
GlennSeto: @bat_wool Huh, on my providers it was always like a four digit deal.
DigitalSeahorse: FightBerry planetNOPE FightBerry planetNOPE FightBerry planetNOPE oh I got FROOT FROOT emotes
GlennSeto: Bring ... THE MACHINE!
Pteraspidomorphi: The machine!
eSeamus: inb4 you have to restart the generator.
ninja_theory_ashrams: are there still "let's nope" bingo cards?
Rhynerd: Yep
Rhynerd: !bingo
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GlennSeto: "80 people died when the Kitchen Ironworks blew up."
Kramburger: It feels like this game is basically padding out a story with 'gameplay' because they had an ending and worked backwards from there
justwhatever_idk: Steam Donkey Kong
brooksmichael19: who do u work this app I want to stream pug g
Summer__Frost: Guidry?
brooksmichael19: how
Lord_ZYRK: "DONKEY! Stay out of MYYY swamp!" the Blair Witch is actually just Shrek
bat_wool: @glennseto I have had both, right now I have a long one with T Mobile
LazyC0Mmander: I do like how conservative this game is with the puzzle. It easily could have made you work the boiler yourself.
Aenir798: Your PTSD is making you
thraximore: Odd decisions, yeah
RurouniGeo: steam donkey is the name of my steampunk ska band carciChill
DeiwosN: But thy must
SydPreviouslyHeadache: horror games have to have puzzles right
wildpeaks: we're looking for a kid, why would we stop to fix it
Dr_fragenstien: there's a log on the tracks
KevinTheShark: Because game.
WowoT: you want to go to the sawmill
splatty1: maybe fixing machines is how the character calms down ben Kappa
long_bad_cutscene: it's illegal to let a generator go unfixed
loki_lxix: The Witch
FireBasilisk53: to lift the log to go to the sawmill
NimrodXIV: how does this help find the kid
philippekav: this game feels like they made like a bunch of demos and then combined all of them with a loose B lair Witch thing
WowoT: so youre gona move the log
LazyC0Mmander: The witch ben?
e_bloc: is this. . . content?
FireBasilisk53: to save the kid
electroswagnetism: The Blair Witch is possessing you to do this :^)
snowcookies: you are looking for the killer
absorbedtulip9: How’s it going boys?
Summer__Frost: Otherwise go machine not go.
Nigouki: have you tried logging out and logging in again?
LazyC0Mmander: The witch posessed you
e_bloc: booooooo
Lord_ZYRK: What blocks your way and ruins your day? It's log log log!
DeiwosN: Oops sorry lol
NightValien28: ben cannot drive a stick
Dr_fragenstien: while there is a in game reason, you were totally going to do it without context. conditioning
RvLeshrac: Don't switch the puppy.
Lord_ZYRK: NightValien28 but we'll get to see if he can drive a log
KevinTheShark: FROOT FROOT
justwhatever_idk: Doing Chores in the Dark, spooookyyyy
WowoT: so can i point out, youve been out in the woods over 24 hrs now and have had 0 food :P
LazyC0Mmander: So have we tried getting out of the woods already?
NightValien28: Lord_ZYRK one can hope LUL
sonic_danno: The new nintendo rail switch
FireBasilisk53: gottem
DigitalSeahorse: sure don't take the gears out of PARK :P
DeiwosN: How to drive: jam on the gas
saweeks: No you put it in neutral then rev the engine then jam it into drive
justwhatever_idk: raise your hand dog owners how many times your dog never barks when you want them to
TheAlmightyJonassons: foot on brake, gear in drive
GlennSeto: Didn't the most recent movie very explicitly reveal what the witch is?
KevinTheShark: Oh lawd, y'all being double teames
Lord_ZYRK: I hope your dude has had his Zoomies vaccinations 👀 💦
chaostreader: Shed. Only one entrance. Bottle neck em
Lord_ZYRK: GlennSeto is it a witch?
absorbedtulip9: lrrFINE
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Now I want a SteamPunk donkey to show up.
IsThis___Art: Hey I come from a long line of Steam Donkeys
GenericHerooo: We live here now.
DigitalSeahorse: FightMash
KevinTheShark: No it's like a trojan horse for America. it's a big Steam powered Brass Donkey
GlennSeto: not really, but I also don't wanna spoil folks
Gooseblast: Where all the witches at :(
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut
Summer__Frost: We haven't SEEN him eat.
wildpeaks: don't need to poop if you don't eat, galaxy brain
Dr_fragenstien: the content gamers crave
Lord_ZYRK: GlennSeto is it a WARLOCK? That's false advertising! DansGame
Tempest2097: The human body is a fucking nightmare machine in how long we can go under adrenaline
SpookyScary0_0: nope, doors broken, can't go in there
DigitalSeahorse: seabatBRAIN wildpeaks
Stripe_dog: Dog just gets grabbed
Boi_Ginny: G o, Huey!
justwhatever_idk: why isn't the Blair Witch Project instead an initiative to get everybody to become various types of witches
TriseAlpha: Good boy, Bullet. You're the only good part of this game.
Stripe_dog: He's also the buggiest part
Tempest2097: Unfiltered Kojima the game is gonna be interesting to see.
Lord_ZYRK: justwhatever_idk because that would be *too* rad
IsThis___Art: man, Death Stranding and Star Wars and Doomy Turtle and Last of Us and FF7 and Cyberpunk
wildpeaks: I'll wait until that game is out to see what it's actually like, because he might pull another "she breathes through her skin"
eSeamus: Jeej was the scariest thing so far.
justwhatever_idk: @Lord_ZYRK be the change!!!
GlennSeto: "Kojima-san, Lea Seydoux has been naked in plenty of movies, just let her act here, ok?"
Tempest2097: It kind of lost the horror with the PTSD
Teangeolai: Hopefully spoops to come
justwhatever_idk: these dang logs
Swamplor: It's just being true to the source material,Adam
Gildan_Bladeborn: You weren't particularly scared in the last story inside Visage either though Adam.
Stripe_dog: The scariest part of this game so far has been Graham forgetting to leave a discord call.
Nigouki: i think this game has gone through too many contrivances to keep being scary
DigitalSeahorse: FightBerry FightBerry FightBerry planetNOPE froot froot
justwhatever_idk: who left all these logs around in the forest
Gildan_Bladeborn: You found it more "weird" than scary.
GlennSeto: It was.
silvalunae: yep
Stripe_dog: Just needed to get a runup
Summer__Frost: It has almost nothing to do with the original.
Dr_fragenstien: it kinda showed it's hand already, you can just believe it's all in your head and it stops being scarr
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Yep... and then actual magic and stuff.
justwhatever_idk: you fuse your legs to the floor
ninja_theory_ashrams: it was, and again, there is no Book of Shadows in Book of Shadows
cotillion1850: Hey Adam have you started reading A Little Hatred yet?
Kramburger: yeah, it was about people who saw the first movie and went to the woods. It also had a meta hidden message in the DVD
Stripe_dog: Why do bridges with roofs exist?
TriseAlpha: Blair Witch has never been good.
DigitalSeahorse: FightBerry FightBerry planetNOPE
e_bloc: this tracks
Gildan_Bladeborn: Going in a loop is very true to the source material.
justwhatever_idk: King Gizz voice There is No Camp B
chaostreader: @stripe_dog To stop Headless Horsemen
WowoT: you almost hit that wood thing
WowoT: that was going to camp b
Stripe_dog: Ah yes, of course.
LazyC0Mmander: Rails can go into circles if they want to
DigitalSeahorse: "Handle It!"
Dr_fragenstien: @Stripe_dog to protect the rest of the bridge from weather damage
wildpeaks: nothing like a fetch quest in the middle of a dark place to kill the scary ambiance
erloas: @Stripe_dog not sure, but given the locations of most of them that I know of, probably to keep them clearer of snow. Bridges freeze faster and would get more snow and ice built up than a regular road
justwhatever_idk: Not just Chores, but Haunted Chores
Lord_ZYRK: Just pull out your dick and get to chopping? seabatYIKES
Dr_fragenstien: if it were me, I would just ride the train for hours
ThorSokar: ben sits there just smoking the tires
LazyC0Mmander: Also apparently we are fixing that damn boiler. Well officially fuck this game.
electroswagnetism: Forest's haunted.
Summer__Frost: What a horrible night to have some chores... ooooooh. lrrSPOOP
TriseAlpha: Those are some high-res textures
DigitalSeahorse: FightBerry FightCup FightBox planetNOPE
Gildan_Bladeborn: It clearly heard you praising it Alex.
OnyxOblivion: is this available in VR?
wildpeaks: it's a horror game, so of course you can start the generator
NimrodXIV: very Alan Wake
justwhatever_idk: thank goodness people leave their generators just Around
Arklith: witches!
DigitalSeahorse: fugiWow
Aenir798: He did it again LUL
Dr_fragenstien: adam with the gamers ense
justwhatever_idk: I like Adam Knew
DigitalSeahorse: yvonne1YPmoski slytqHug
LazyC0Mmander: That's a really potent flashlight if it can go through trees like that.
Brok3nGol3m: slytqHug
ninja_theory_ashrams: lrrSPOT
Tempest2097: So did I
Lord_ZYRK: Ben confirmed for Metal Gear guard
TriseAlpha: Bullet: top 3 horror dogs
Summer__Frost: What do your gamer ears hear?
justwhatever_idk: Moonbase is Haunted
Swamplor: Apparently you can, in fact, pet the dog. So 10/10 I guess.
Dr_fragenstien: womp womp
thraximore: KEYS
NimrodXIV: right?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
justwhatever_idk: ah one of these stories
MadWolf1290: WHY is that in the woods?!
Kramburger: Brain's Haunted
thraximore: but does he think the year is 1995???
e_bloc: three sessions a week? insurance won't pay for that
Gildan_Bladeborn: The ghosts were inside of us all along.
TriseAlpha: I can't roll my eyes hard enough
Teangeolai: Insurance pays for Intensive Outpatient frequently
justwhatever_idk: "This Used to Be a Booming Metropolis, but then Millenials Happened"
PhorrestGaze: Tricare footing the bill?
Teangeolai: That's three days a week for five or six hours
WowoT: theres no fuses in there
WowoT: i dont think
MadWolf1290: @PhorrestGaze naw, Medicare
DigitalSeahorse: :\
ninja_theory_ashrams: for my bingo, does the game's sanity effects qualify as "sanity meter"
NightValien28: it does
maxx7575mtg: It's like ben driving with a stick shift
Stripe_dog: Minister of Mental Health??? Canada isn't real.
Stripe_dog: Here in the States we have
Morrigan9: every tim ei hear ministry i think 'silly walks'
Stripe_dog: "Such it up"
Teangeolai: Tricare absolutely covers IOP, if it's at a contracted facility
ghostvalv: us hmo is butts, have to file claims after full paying :(
Rockario: Thrapy
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto feliciaHeal Canada is SOMETIMES good for coverage
DigitalSeahorse: no thanks to Ford
wildpeaks: odd
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Probably a subsection of Ministry of Health
ArcOfTheConclave: get out?
eSeamus: Guess we're going in the dark.
MaverickArtist: I have been fortunate that my therapist has done the last two years pro bono because she rather see a patient get treatment rather than go without help.
e_bloc: game refuses to continue
MadWolf1290: it's EFFING expensive
SydPreviouslyHeadache: our health system SUCKS!
Mysticman89: ministry opf mental health & addictions is a thing
MadWolf1290: because we're DUMB
Duwani1: Tricare makes some dumb choices
Tempest2097: Yeah the US Healthcare system is fucked
NightValien28: because everyone in the US is one medical bill away from bankruptcy
TriseAlpha: Because socialism is scary
Steelwolf171: Health and Wellness Canada is the department that handles that
ThorSokar: I had a $2000 bill for food poisoning a few years back
Lord_ZYRK: "I may have broke my leg. I'll let it go a few days and see."
Kramburger: The fucked up thing about the US is that if your work changes your insurance provider, you might not be able to go to your regular doctor
RvLeshrac: Also, you can then be rejected for insurance coverage FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE for that condition, which may still be true given that the ACA is slowly being gutted.
SydPreviouslyHeadache: ass first into the darkness
Lynks_9: I've been to a GP like 12 times this year and havent paid a cent
RurouniGeo: US Healthcare sucks so much. people hurt and suffer for no good reason
Dr_fragenstien: I have a bill for $400 for an urgent care visit sitting on my desk right now because I gave the wrong insurance. They told me "I dunno, here's some antibiotics"
The_Color_Twelve: thats america
NightValien28: if you have to do something like pay for a ambulance ride in america you are fucked
The_Color_Twelve: its really bad
Gildan_Bladeborn: I really hope for your sakes you don't have to "try" to go into the dark to realize you won't, and THEN you get to go get a fuse.
Lynks_9: (in aus)
Tempest2097: Look, if Canada decided to fucking Annex the US I will welcome you bastards with open arms
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: yeah US healthcare is a hot mess and driven entirely by the insurance lobby. its sick.
TheAlmightyJonassons: my dr has a therapist around like twice a month, it sucks
MousseFilledCat: I mean, I don't worry about going to the doctor, but I have excellent health insurance .... as long as my job offers it .... as long as I keep my job. TLDR - I realize I'm in a good but tenuous position
erloas: that is one thing the USA Healthcare system has going for it, you always know you're going to have a huge bill, so there is consistency there
Himyul: America pays retail for drugs, pretty much everyone else pays wholesale
Teangeolai: My wife got an infection in her arm and the pre-insurance bill for treatment was $60,000. I was on the hook for $8k
Summer__Frost: I had a family member who basically said "I honestly need to be dying, please don't take me to a hospital. We can't afford it."
WowoT: theres a bunch on reddit, bills for like 131K for a heart attack, 65K for a broken leg
justwhatever_idk: Insulin is like 100x more expensive in the US than in Canada or something
silvalunae: that's like 1.5k here ; ;
EncanisMal3k: (crosses fingers for the west coast to secede and join Canada)
ThorSokar: you get to LOOK at it, but not use it
ghostvalv: I had a minor emergency room visit out of coverage (between jobs) and had to pay 5k.... just now finished paying.
Kramburger: My ADHD meds are like $18 for 3 months, no insurance needed
notthepenguins: You said "I have no coverage" and, as an american, my immediate reaction was shock and panic for you because of how utterly crippling that is
e_bloc: yeah frankly my pre-insurance medical costs would bankrupt me every year
Stripe_dog: Don't eat the rich, compost them.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I haven't been to a doctor in over a decade because hey, can't afford it
DigitalSeahorse: waiting for covered appointments probably takes a lot longer ...and different type of counseling probably (talk therapy is same thing they say....yeah right)
Tempest2097: Plz help Canada
Brok3nGol3m: like a pinata
NightValien28: who was that good magic fella that hurt his spine? I want to say wedge, wasn't his bill like over 250k ?
EncanisMal3k: hashtag eat the rich
eSeamus: US healthcare is bad enough. It's even worse for trans people. Treatment is gated by the government.
Summer__Frost: The reason why it's so expensive is so stupid too.
RvLeshrac: Only $131k? Sounds like they didn't spend more than one night in the hospital.
Dr_fragenstien: I wanted a sleep study done to figure out why I'm always so tired, it was going to be $1k out of pocket, after insurance
WowoT: ya wasn
WowoT: ya wasn't wedges bill super expensive
Himyul: Teangeolai the doctor/hospital gets to write off the difference for a tax benefit
MousseFilledCat: I had kidney surgery and many tests and outpatient care and paid a total of $17 because my insurance was actually pretty good.
e_bloc: yup, my sleep study/cpap would have been about 3k without insurance
philippekav: all that for a fake promise of the american dream
DeathKoala: I've got the standard American low-income healthcare of praying to every available diety that I don't get sick.
volraths_bane: I've had to get a tooth pulled because insurance didn't covet a root canal.
Nigouki: while it is nicer in Canada we're still at risk of the conservatives gutting everything if they get elected
TriseAlpha: Bullet found Bear Poop! You're going to be here for a while...
RvLeshrac: Did You Know: Your employer can have your insurance cancelled if you're not at work... because you're in the hospital?
wildpeaks: only 3 hours without appointment seems fair if it's not an emergency
DigitalSeahorse: RvLeshrac :O
NightValien28: RvLeshrac that CEO scumbag did that, the borderlands ceo
erloas: there are a lot stories about insane bills. snake bite that they charged $13000 for each of 4 shots, the anti-venom itself could be bought in Mexico for $120
DigitalSeahorse: fugiWow
DeiwosN: Australia has a weird mixed version where doctors/specialists can opt-in to government subsidy scheme but also don't have to, so you need to find a doctor who will
allabout90sanime: I heard bully Jeff bezos and I'm just happy already
RvLeshrac: wildpeaks: I spent ~6 hours waiting for a doctor here in the US, with crippling chest pains.
TriseAlpha: Sniff out those electrical components, Bullet!
DeiwosN: I need to call all the psychiatrists in my city to find one who will give an ADHD consult for less than hundreds of dollars a visit :(
justwhatever_idk: there are people who have tried doing mass RTing days on Twitter to get Jeff Bezos to end world hunger and stuff, I dunno how popular they get
Scrubbodiestobears: that's a lot of health and mana
Tempest2097: But then we'll be Marooned Alex!
DeathKoala: Is 2020 the year where we all get assigned a billionaire to bully into being a compassionate human?
wildpeaks: dang RvLeshrac that sucks :(
IsThis___Art: Someone needs to bully Bezos to allow AMZN warehouse employees to use the bathroom and be treated like humans
Dr_fragenstien: if you had a gun, you could make the red barrel explode. I know it's true, because it's a red barrel in a video game
Swamplor: We Fatal Frame now, boys
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @IsThis___Art preach it
LazyC0Mmander: Get it? Dog tag!
DeathKoala: Methodist Man
ninja_theory_ashrams: my sister's pain meds cost $600 for a month while she is uninsured because her husband is switching jobs
Summer__Frost: OH GOOD
NightValien28: see now this is scary
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electroswagnetism: Wait are we actually still watching that tape like way back at the start of the game?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or, you know... don't.
erloas: yeah, getting in to see a doctor is not fast in the USA either, unless you happen to hit an ER at a slow time. Otherwise you are waiting weeks for appointments
RvLeshrac: I'd love for Canadians to reply to those "But in Canada you wait weeks for a broken leg!" tweets with "Bullshit."
justwhatever_idk: Has anyone ever used the Broader Themes and Narrative of the Horror Game genre to just describe what it's like to go to the Hospital uninsured
Diabore: use night vision and be safe, or use flashlight and piss off night terrors
LazyC0Mmander: Nah let's just murder all the things
Gildan_Bladeborn: Just like the source material Adam. It's doing a perfect job! Kappa
OmegaGuy21: $650 bill for the 4min ambulance to the er
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean, you guys said it.
NightValien28: RvLeshrac yeah in canada you wait for weeks if your issue is not threatening otherwise you are first in line
DeathKoala: My mom getting her hip reattatched after a failed pogo incident would've run them like 150k if it weren't for them being on Tricare. You know, that nice healthcare that military people get because the federal government has strong bargaining power.
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45LURK sergeJustRight
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: Ya but "Big Dumbs" is uncultured swine for Uncolutre swine. :)
IsThis___Art: no Ben, i agree - this needs some kind of fun gameplay, not just "keep walking and try to figure out what to click"
sonic_danno: but adam, you were on talking sim, you cant be uncultured swine
Lord_ZYRK: RvLeshrac alternatively: then surely The Greatest Nation On Earth™ can do better than that
wildpeaks: that's why narrative designers are important, not just graphics
LazyC0Mmander: I mean the game isn't really scary but I still find it fun
NightValien28: wildpeaks well said
Gildan_Bladeborn: Or... maybe they don't pay off the things they hint at within... 30 seconds of hinting at them?
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun night vision lets you see enemies without pissing them off, flashlight lets you fight them
allabout90sanime: Nah, I like art, but the game mechanics need to support the narrative
TriseAlpha: Surely you can just ride around on the rail until daylight...
erloas: $650 for an ambulance must have been a very cheap ambulence ride
DigitalSeahorse: spending time with Cameron makes you all cultured :P lrrCAMERON
allabout90sanime: Good narrative and rubbish mechanics is still a rubbish game
Fanklok: Ayyy Alex is making a shhow he started
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: whats worse is in rural america where ambulances are run by private companies. and they are icahoots to price gouge
justwhatever_idk: same with US Healthcare tbh lol
e_bloc: yeah we have pet insurance and that's expensive too
Dr_fragenstien: the question is does this being interactive enhance this piece of art?
LazyC0Mmander: Not my mom she was smart
Tempest2097: I'm a cultured swine because I work with agar a lot these days
LazyC0Mmander: is
ninja_theory_ashrams: large vet costs leads to abandoned pets
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OmegaGuy21: thay sent a colection agent
Tempest2097: It's a media for bacteria.
Metalupis: a mediam
thraximore: It's usually soy
Metalupis: medium
eSeamus: It's a culture medium.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
justwhatever_idk: "a gelatinous substance obtained from various kinds of red seaweed and used in biological culture media and as a thickener in foods."
Mysticman89: agar is a medium. basically jello but for bacteria
LazyC0Mmander: in the red!
LazyC0Mmander: In the red!
RvLeshrac: The door is agar.
Diabore: camcorder?
cuttlebranch: It's like jello, but made from seaweed.
allabout90sanime: the video thing
wildpeaks: sneaky
NimrodXIV: magic
DigitalSeahorse: I'm cultured because I eat a lot of yogurt
TriseAlpha: Magic rewind camera. Okay...
allabout90sanime: do we know what the camcorder is?
Diabore: magic
e_bloc: cool technology
DigitalSeahorse: everyone loves it! LOG!
Gooseblast: Big brain PogChamp
LazyC0Mmander: Just run and let the thing explode I say
DeathKoala: Gamers *LOVE* logs
Lord_ZYRK: Magic boiler instantly builds pressure :O
justwhatever_idk: did it do it already
SydPreviouslyHeadache: we're just grinding
electroswagnetism: actively gaming
Summer__Frost: I'm finding this section really wooden.
Fanklok: Careful you don't want to have toget another barrel of naptha
ninja_theory_ashrams: I am putting this as "overly complex machinery" which gives me BINGO
DigitalSeahorse: it's better than theonl45SPANK it's wood
e_bloc: safety first
Gildan_Bladeborn: Now that's how you use a "steam donkey".
allabout90sanime: just leave it on, what could go wrong leaving a fire on in the middle of the woods
TriseAlpha: Why not? it has monsters in it
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justwhatever_idk: Smokey the Bear nods approvingly
Teangeolai: Only Ben can prevent forest fires
SquirrelEarl: Only you can prevent forest fires
Gildan_Bladeborn: Putting quotes around "steam donkey" makes it sound dirty.
MungoDude: e_bloc I think you mean safety third
TheAlmightyJonassons: blow it tf up, no more monsters
splatty1: does it feel like we are due for a jump scare?
TriseAlpha: Will you please pet that dog?
chaostreader: Maybe the camera lets you see the leaf monsters?
wildpeaks: so why did we need to bring the cart instead of just walking past the log ?
Swamplor: Yeah, nobody look up "steam donkey" on urban dictionary
Summer__Frost: K.. I've not played no more than this so....
Feminine_Desires: the environment is totally shifting as you are going through it ...
Diabore: snacks for pupper too
RurouniGeo: carciDread steam donkey
justwhatever_idk: Deam Stonkey
milktcg: left for like 30 minutes were still on the rail road?
DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat planetNOPE
Himyul: wildpeaks maybe we need the headlights?
TriseAlpha: cast Magic Missile at the darkness!
LazyC0Mmander: I bet it would be scarier with the camera
Lord_ZYRK: Gildan_Bladeborn I was just out in the woods working with my steam donkey ifyouknowwhatImean
Summer__Frost: This section is really on rails. Wow.
justwhatever_idk: I love a Rollercoaster in my Horror Game
Kramburger: Camera apparently helps you find paths(?)
silenceaux: It's a... lot of leaves.
DigitalSeahorse: I went to a sawmill once
Lord_ZYRK: Swamplor seabatYIKES
Aenir798: Try looking with the camera?
DigitalSeahorse: they gave us the shingles :P
wildpeaks: jam on the gas
LazyC0Mmander: Famous last words
Gildan_Bladeborn: Too late. It involves the phrase "reverse cowgirl" folks.
Scy_Anide: This has a very Tremors vibe to it.
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
allabout90sanime: leaves are actually really dangerous on tracks
NightValien28: full steam ahead
LazyC0Mmander: use camera on grabois?
justwhatever_idk: a Wandering Pile of Leaves feels like the Horror Monster for my Dad
OmegaGuy21: @loadingreadyrun thay sent a colection agent after me
e_bloc: give me ramming speed
Fanklok: Low budget indie alan wake filmed on a camcorder
Tempest2097: Reverse the polarity!
Rockario: Give it the Boston Baked Bean!
DeathKoala: I love a good ravine
DigitalSeahorse: time to ditch this train :P
wildpeaks: so many branches onthe tracks, it's a wonder we haven't derailed yet
e_bloc: whamboozled
amythist: where's the dog?
Gildan_Bladeborn: And THEN go into the ravine.
NightValien28: watch as the bridge breaks
NimrodXIV: fuck youuuuuuuuuuu
DeathKoala: Ravine time!
MungoDude: but the bridge wasnt there in 1885
DolGrenn: "sceam" of fear
Summer__Frost: That said "sceam of fear"
BTC1220: So when this guy gets out of this and recalls all of the crazy supernatural shit he's witnessed he'll just be brushed off because of his "health problems," yeah?
circusofkirkus: doggo knows no fear
MadWolf1290: not going back now!
DeathKoala: dammit, not even a trip into the ravine
Aenir798: Bullet has nerves of steel
justwhatever_idk: well that was convenient
Dix: borkj
Scrubbodiestobears: point of no return!
TheAlmightyJonassons: "this game isn't scary"
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun this takes place in pretty sizeable spooky forest in Maryland. Old native legends of it being Haunted, and weird shit happens there. Part of why the movie was filmed
e_bloc: we don't deserve bullet
OmegaGuy21: like a glove
ThorSokar: bork (easy game for babies)
electroswagnetism: Then the tree falls down behind you
Meyari: then save?
FireBasilisk53: bullet was just like, " that was fun"
Feminine_Desires: Save!
justwhatever_idk: Ellis Over what
Feminine_Desires: Saving is important!
DigitalSeahorse: yvonne1YPmoski slytqHug lrrSPOT
Tempest2097: The steamtricity done run out
Gildan_Bladeborn: Saving ourselves a lot of repeated effort might be nice.
LazyC0Mmander: is it just me or are there a lot of leaves around?
wildpeaks: moshi moshi
IsThis___Art: lrrFINE
NightValien28: THIS GUY SUCKS
justwhatever_idk: Ellis you incredible moro
justwhatever_idk: n
TriseAlpha: That is so Willam DeFoe
DolGrenn: Is this... dumb?
FireBasilisk53: this chick sucks
RurouniGeo: lrrWOW
Lord_ZYRK: Oh good, EVERYONE sucks
splatty1: why is this guy here anyway?
allabout90sanime: both of them suck so much
Katakas_Yule: These people suck
Diabore: thai
Aenir798: @splatty1 Searching for a missing kid
silvalunae: 9-1-1
justwhatever_idk: "Hey Ellis Just Wondering Are you, For Example, Just Hypothetically Speaking, Lost in a Haunted Forest Being Chased By Monsters?" Ellis: "No."
twitchhelpsmewin: Snacks!
Feminine_Desires: save?
Rockario: What are those?
NightValien28: splatty1 he said he "had to" look for these kids
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: jess boundaries
LazyC0Mmander: Doesn't sound very nutritional Alex
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Doggo is a given
NimrodXIV: pet the doggo
GlennSeto: Adam...
Tempest2097: Yeah Jess is honestly setting healthy fucking boundaries
Gildan_Bladeborn: It's not like she knows we're fighting monsters in the woods or anything.
BTC1220: They may not but all dogs go to heaven so
IsThis___Art: i missed it what he say?
DigitalSeahorse: that's why they nom your shoes :P
justwhatever_idk: Adam is cancelled
TriseAlpha: *crunching into the mic*
TacitusVigil: "And that's how James got banned from Let's Nope"
DolGrenn: "A murder occurs"
DeathKoala: What a good boy!
TacitusVigil: I know what I said. Kappa
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun do you still have snacks for doggo?
Conyst: Please Ben save
Tempest2097: Dogs are such perfect people.
DigitalSeahorse: slytqHug yvonne1YPmoski
electroswagnetism: But how can dog have soul if no-one have soul :thinkies:
e_bloc: never save hardcore run
eSeamus: Saws are good murder implements, doncha know.
Swamplor: Did the train stop because it ran out of plot juice?
DigitalSeahorse: we're going to the sawmill to get shingles!
Kramburger: So you're slightly more than halfway through the game
SydPreviouslyHeadache: another point of no return? after the bridge collapsed?
Feminine_Desires: @Swamplor yep.
Nigouki: we're going to the sawmill cuz Rami Malek is gonna prank his friends again
NimrodXIV: it's log, it's log
nicolebarbaraann: I bought ice cream for dinner
ninja_theory_ashrams: to be fair, the premise of "all dogs go to heaven" is that the main character isn't going to heaven
Lord_ZYRK: Eugh those damp socks are going to be such a pain to get off DansGame
Gildan_Bladeborn: Steamtricity, please. Plot juice is so "last season".
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: yuck yuck
wildpeaks: yay alcoholism
sonic_danno: leave only footrpints
TacitusVigil: It's called recycling, Ben. Kappa
GlennSeto: Recycle your trash, I guess?
orimazer: i has deathtouch
Gildan_Bladeborn: Apparently you were looking for this place for some reason Ben.
BrowneePoints: The Gitrog has mind control powers, anyone would die
orimazer: it*
notthepenguins: it ate thalia!
Conyst: Bullet wants the whiskey
archon458: Didn't the Gitrog monster kill Thalia?
Lord_ZYRK: Take only maddening terror and leave only footprints
Swamplor: Anything that can eat Thalia can sure take me
BrowneePoints: I don't think Adam has ever tried to start a generator
Diabore: nothing ever works first time adam
e_bloc: wait is thalia dead
TacitusVigil: I just noticed Adam's shirt. On point and very nice. :D
iggySPLOSION: it ate a thalia cosplayer
justwhatever_idk: I feel like we're reaching the peak of VHS Tapes Are Scary as an aesthetic
thraximore: wheelerPog
DigitalSeahorse: ^
e_bloc: and Alex only tells the truth
DeathKoala: One Adam only tells lies, one only tells the truth
SydPreviouslyHeadache: meanwhile Ben only spits fire
Swamplor: Now do we get to ask Ben one question?
eSeamus: James is the Adam who only tells lies.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: im going to be real honest. i kept hearing "kid rock monster" instead of gitrog
Nigouki: it's fine, paint will only give you cancer in California and we're not in California
Gildan_Bladeborn: It didn't eat Thalia, no... she went to live on a nice farm, upstate.
chaostreader: Raphael! Now we need Leonardo, Michelangelo and Donatello
PhorrestGaze: One James tells only truth the other only lies? Adam's definitely the truth james.
iggySPLOSION: paint is a natural sleep aid
Lord_ZYRK: Nigouki seabatBRAIN
Gildan_Bladeborn: To be PERFECTLY fair Adam, the kid is just "missing". The SHERIFF was murdered.
ninja_theory_ashrams: "only sith deal in absolutes" <-- a jedi absolute
LazyC0Mmander: Pull out camera to not get detected?
justwhatever_idk: what happened to us being in The War
Gildan_Bladeborn: You may have changed your priorities somewhat.
Tempest2097: Someone's leaking hot sauce again
DigitalSeahorse: red paint!
e_bloc: that's a lot of tomato soup
LazyC0Mmander: It's just paint Alex.
allabout90sanime: typewriter
WizardZedd: I'm sure it's fine. It's probably just blood.
caelusaran: The real question: Is it just blood, or is everything else that comes out after?
DigitalSeahorse: FightBox juice
Fanklok: what's the deal with the ghost camera
eSeamus: Save your game at the typewriter.
The_Color_Twelve: oh lord he commin
justwhatever_idk: Nothing Scarier than MEN
DigitalSeahorse: human leather! theonl45Heart theonl45SPANK seabatYIKES
meepleskillz: !uptime
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niccus: wasn't that in Saw 1
SydPreviouslyHeadache: a lock with 16 combinations, and 15 wrong combinations
TriseAlpha: No, you have combinations on all the doors, and leave the codes for them on notes posted on different doors.
ninja_theory_ashrams: save
TacitusVigil: Oh hey, it's an IRL Blocker.
Gildan_Bladeborn: Suspicious curtains.
TriseAlpha: She's moving...
LazyC0Mmander: I've seen worst
e_bloc: ah the game is finally afoot!
LazyC0Mmander: In games
wildpeaks: I don't think it's Jesus
Gildan_Bladeborn: Nothing bad will come of... oh look, a medical patient and not a scary monster.
justwhatever_idk: gonna done grab ya
amythist: so I haven't been here for much of this but I have to say the watching the tapes to manipulate the enviroment is intersting
Lord_ZYRK: If anyone needs hopsital, now is the time to speak up.
justwhatever_idk: he's gonna have Your Own Face
justwhatever_idk: you
e_bloc: it's me!!!
Kramburger: Yeah, this sure feel like Blair Witch to me
justwhatever_idk: are gonna go unconcious later and then you'll be here
BrowneePoints: owie owie owie
IsThis___Art: oh my god, is he okay?!
DigitalSeahorse: benginTraitor meat-elated
e_bloc: shoulda saw that coming
RurouniGeo: carciDread carciDread carciDread
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DigitalSeahorse: elfunkCat elfunkCat elfunkCat
BrowneePoints: Why is it collarbone stuff that never fails to make me wince!
LazyC0Mmander: That is a very convenient camera.
justwhatever_idk: eugh
TriseAlpha: Okay,,,
Gildan_Bladeborn: That was mildly startling.
snowmonkey99: So... I show uo just in time for a comedy snuff film?
Tempest2097: @BrowneePoints If you've injured your collarbone it's because you know what injuring it feels like.
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
Aenir798: BEN
IsThis___Art: SIr? Are you okay?
Styxseus: OOF
LazyC0Mmander: Come one finish the job and make it go all the way through.
thraximore: *golf club*
TacitusVigil: Nobody would blame you Alex. Go ahead.
NightValien28: come on CUT him some slack
Himyul: cutting humor, Ben
BrowneePoints: Ben is really MILLING around for good puns
RvLeshrac: He seems to have a split personality.
wildpeaks: sharp wit as always
Gildan_Bladeborn: Um...
LazyC0Mmander: Fuck off Ellis!
Gildan_Bladeborn: This guy is bad news.
TriseAlpha: Gruesome fact: that saw cut isn't a fatal wound. That man would have been alive for some time.
DiscordianTokkan: His... eyes are yellow?
Fanklok: Don't fuck with druids man
justwhatever_idk: the music is really loud
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: We don't know what WE look like do we?
itsr67: he's like a level 12 druid
TriseAlpha: Rip and tear, Bullet!
Diabore: so ellis is a bottom
justwhatever_idk: or this Carver guy is real quiet
mugsi_: whoa epic fight
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun You know, this game has ups and downs with the horror, but when they nail it, holy SHIT do they nail it
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Kramburger: Missed the end of the ;last line because you covered the subtitles :(
TacitusVigil: He loves antlers. They're very deer to him.
NightValien28: it is a decent theme just the wrong IP
LazyC0Mmander: 3 man 1...
Fanklok: his is why you went to the saw mill, to get dragged somehwere else
TheAlmightyJonassons: @tacitusvigil *claps*
ThorSokar: oh I thought we were gonna do a "squeel for me" scene, thankfully not
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn we got a brief glimpse early on... but i mean, that could be future us if we were left wondering in the woods long enough
NightValien28: if this was a quest for self reflection instead of a rescue excuse it would work a lot better
Gildan_Bladeborn: I mean... it could be both?
MungoDude: 9. 6. 6. 9. nice.
DigitalSeahorse: fugiWow lrrFRUMP
justwhatever_idk: so we're have Guilt
justwhatever_idk: we**
MaverickArtist: it was you all along
Styxseus: O . O
IsThis___Art: eh I'm sure he's fine
ninja_theory_ashrams: the real horror of war is watching your best friend get killed then immediately being relieved that it wasn't you who died, then the guilt of those feelings sets in
Cooper640: So I just tuned in, I have no idea what is happening
LazyC0Mmander: Is it normal for the commanding officer to call a mission survivor a piece of shit?
allabout90sanime: doggo is fine everythings okay
RurouniGeo: the carver said the kid has to die. so hes not dead yet
wildpeaks: we're totally the killer
thraximore: Non-plussed tbh
Gildan_Bladeborn: Doggo doesn't mind because spooky guy gave him treats.
archon458: toodles!
NicTMagic: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Summer__Frost: You see the kid is a "metaphor"
space_turbulence: So now theyre mishandling ptsd AND suicidal ideation
BrowneePoints: It's not BAD. It's just...fine
TriseAlpha: Doggo fights possibly imaginary monsters... plays with actual murderer
iggySPLOSION: offensively mediocre
IsThis___Art: its too much exposition, not enough gameplay
DeathKoala: Ah yes, Mr. Watch+Play has played worse games
Nigouki: to me it definitely feels like it ran out of the "sure" allowance
Gildan_Bladeborn: To be fair, it's not like anyone in the original film found ANYONE they were looking for.
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: thank YOU!
Boi_Ginny: lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: FightBerry FightBerry planetNOPE lrrAWESOME
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: is it bad that I have been liking it..? heavy handed but enjoyable
archon458: 15th
TheAlmightyJonassons: wicked shirts, boys
BrowneePoints: So Luigi's Mansion 3 for the week of Halloween Right? Nothing could be more terrifying!
wildpeaks: neat
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Always a pleasure, friends!
IsThis___Art: ooh i wanna see that
Summer__Frost: WHOO
long_bad_cutscene: is watch and play coming back?
BrindleBoar: co-op horrorans
allabout90sanime: oh yeah
NightValien28: oh boi
A_Dub888: "co-op"
twitchhelpsmewin: oooohhhhh
Gildan_Bladeborn: Adam will be shamelessly trying to murder everyone else.
iggySPLOSION: adam is gonna kill everyone
NightValien28: serge "the chicken" yager
ninja_theory_ashrams: Serge
Styxseus: its up to FIVE players? :o
TacitusVigil: Oh no, everyone's going to sabotage Serge.
Bratmon: I need to watch that.
BTC1220: That's gonna be a spooped cinnamon roll
Rhynerd: James and Serge are doing Horror?
TriseAlpha: a Scary Game Squad, as it were
Kramburger: Noted Jigsaw killer Serge Yager
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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NicTMagic: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RurouniGeo: carciHI carciHI
Gildan_Bladeborn: Serge will probably actually murder everyone else.
Juliamon: Noted automated murder architect Serge Yager
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: You're going to bring Serge into this.?... he's either going to weep. Or murder you all without hesitation.
JaymicUnyielding: oh no did i miss the spoops
RurouniGeo: sick i love webtoons!
IsThis___Art: thanks for streaming!
space_turbulence: Its real good so farAlex
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad voxlunNut lrrALEX
twitchhelpsmewin: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN benginDab benginDab
DigitalSeahorse: seabatBRAIN seabatYIKES seabatTROG lrrADAM
space_turbulence: AYOUNGMAN
NicTMagic: benginDab seabatTROG
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: i love mysterium!!
DigitalSeahorse: benginHeart benginLol benginHype lrrBEN
justwhatever_idk: when I was, a Young Boy, Somebody, Once Told Me "Souljaboy, Welcome to the Space Jam"
NicTMagic: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
wildpeaks: this sure was a sound
Fenrikson: Sound?
twitchhelpsmewin: Thanks for stream!
TalesFromTheManaCrypt: okay byeeeeeee
ninja_theory_ashrams: Mysterium or Why Psychics are Bullshyte
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunRad voxlunNut oh also these are Alex's new channel emotes
Fenrikson: Pride50
Nigouki: byeeeeeeeee
IAmNotAshKetchum: night guys!
vivianshade: thank you for streaming. lrrHEART
Rhynerd: Bye!
Boi_Ginny: Goodnight good folks!
Tempest2097: Thanks for the stream!
Phailhammer: cya :)
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Byeeeeeee!
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Go tell someone you love them!
Tarnagona: Thanks for the good spoops
DigitalSeahorse: I love you, chat