Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: Shave the sky.
TheMerricat: !nezt
TheMerricat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
TXC2: Hello Everybody
NightValien28: you did malc LUL
NightValien28: sup txc2
TXC2: hi NightValien28
TheMerricat: phone typing = hard. big finger, little letter
Pteraspidomorphi: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (29s from now).
malc: sweet, I can finally see what y'all are into
malc: it keeps making plot holes though
Jeezy56: !findquote night
LRRbot: Quote #925: "'You're married. You score every night.' You've obviously never been married. HIYO!" —James [2015-10-22]
incslayer: @malc that is the norm for anime :p
TXC2: plot holes? in Anime? perish the thought Kappa
TheAinMAP: lrrSIGNAL katesAir lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
bowsin_durrows: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
incslayer: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: TIMING!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for gaming news and commentary! | It’s CHECKPOINT! | 📷 ||
malsareus: My arrival coincides with lrrSIGNAL
red_shoes_jeff: Ahoy
offbeatwitch: lrrSIGNAL
kumatsu: The checks that point! The Readies that Run!
incslayer subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
incslayer: Finally the the answer to life the universe and everything
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TXC2: I KNEW IT! Graham's back!
kumatsu: I was just reading Jabberwocky jokes
malsareus: Graham has arrisen from the editing mines
incslayer: @TXC2 i think you mean Beej and Bearded Kathleen :P
Dared00: Hello everyone
malsareus: as was foretold in elder days
mtvcdm: TODAY
Tithegha subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
Tithegha: mew
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kumatsu: The mines cannot hold him! He's free! He's free!
TehAmelie: come down from the mountain to tell us about the quest of roads
mtvcdm: !roadquest
LRRbot: Ready for a road trip? ROAD QUEST is coming 14 October!
TehAmelie: *Graham has
niccus: time to get a deeper mine
Dared00: Time to chenk some poks
coopdawg_22: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Drasvin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 25 months!
Drasvin: Time to check some points. Or is it point some checks?
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Metalupis: Graham said he isn't quite out of the mines yet, but very close to it
MaverickArtist: ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart ysbrydYheart
TBSkyen: Time to choink some pecks
Glodenox: I'm looking forward to seeing all the beautiful frames that have been mined
Wrexadecimal: chalkpunt seabatTROG
coopdawg_22: I haven’t caught checkpoint live in a while
alexgranddestroyer: Time to chonkponts
TBSkyen: Chickpeas
Inquisitor_Xian: Chokpont
hajnal_endot: finally, something to do while doing data entry
sir_jack_DB: hey @Wrexadecimal o/
Wrexadecimal: @sir_jack_DB ohey
Jeezy56: but where will we get our Animal Crossing hot takes now?!
Wrexadecimal: G!
TXC2: Hello Graham and Beej
Lucien0451: G!
Molladia: G!
Metalupis: katesWave
LonelyTex: wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa
TBSkyen: There is hair where there wasn't hair before.
raaabr: ! A graham was spotted!
Anaerin: GramBeejPoint!
wafflesoup subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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Tithegha: g money!
Pteraspidomorphi: Welcome back
RayFK: Whether we like it or not, we're in a war with
FurthestChunk55: fuck i need to obtain a shirt
TheAinMAP: Hello.
incslayer: hah he went with the beared kathleen joke
TheSpindash: Kathleen looks different today. Different hair?
NightValien28: there's hair where there wasn't hair before and also less hair, tale of an old man
LonelyTex subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months, currently on a 42 month streak!
LonelyTex: That's a nice shirt you have there, Beej.
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incslayer: bearded*
snowcookies: Hi Graham!
Penthesilea180: There is no such thing as too tall.
FurthestChunk55: also it's wack as hell that Beej has a Ben Wheeler shirt
masta2505: GRAAAHAAAAM!
Baldrash: That Wheeler shirt is A Thing.
TehAmelie: i wonder if in the future we'll measure our height sitting down
raaabr: Puberty was the worst
TXC2: I try not to beej
LonelyTex: wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa
NightValien28: no I don't remember puberty I drank it away
Molladia: Where is Derrick this week?
malsareus: puberty... oh right, that was a thing
margieargie: Yeah, I had to do it -twice-
ThorSokar: "only 19"
mtvcdm: He's been 19 for years
incslayer: i would say that kathleen growing that level of beard since she was on camera last would still be a huge change
Wrexadecimal: thicc broadcast boi
TXC2: Derrick doesn't age
mercano82: Derek's only 19, but his mind is older.
ContingentCat: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:26.
mtvcdm: Derek's fake ID is pulling work
MaverickArtist: Ermergerd Gsrhm!
Laurence72: Derek is a pokemon trainer, isn't he
Metalupis: @mtvcdm well he is a highlander
TXC2: sorry, what do you mean twice?
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raaabr: Oof. Poor Kathleen, then
Metalupis: @txc2 hormones for trans folk
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 transitioning
NightValien28: TXC2 my guess would be transition
mtvcdm: Audio mix, then final signoff, then done.
raaabr: Editing Audio on that must be heck
snowcookies: audio mixing is a work
RayFK: They're gone, and we're back
Glodenox: Oh, that explains the intro
LarkSachrosis: Looking forward to it
RayFK: Stealing my joke
Dared00: Does this mean G is now doing Now Kiss? Kappa
TXC2: Metalupis Metric_Furlong NightValien28 oh right, that makes A LOT more sense :P
ThorSokar: I remember the before times, in the long long ago
AgentMagicMaster: Help! Their's a weird bearded man on my checkpoint!
Phosphatide: woah kathleen your makeup looks amazing
margieargie: @TXC2 As other mentioned, being trans and having to deal with hormone stuff all over again
mercano82: Road_Quest_S01E01_Final_after_audio_balance.avi
Penthesilea180: The boys are back in town
Molladia: Did you miss this graham?
incslayer: yes it was
mtvcdm: They're Gone, and We're Back: A Slightly More Aggressive Dinosaur Story
margieargie: (just to verify that that was, indeed, specifically what I was referring to)
Laurence72: It's that mythical person we only see as an outline in the intro!
Emergent_OS: After Road Quest Premier, would you have a chance to explain the entire production process? From all the snippets, it sounds elaborate!
MaverickArtist: don't call it a comeback
NightValien28: we missed you a lot
Anaerin: mercano82 .avi? Heathen!
LonelyTex: LOL
laskotheking: I missed Graham so much! (I love Beej, but its a different feel)
masta2505: So, NOW is the right time to drop Graham from the Credits and add Level 500 Judge Beej
StageMgrRob: We’re HERE!!!!!
incslayer: that sounds like a great loading time
Diabore: later tm
Metric_Furlong: step by step, in real time
frnknstn: Kathleen is looking TALL
Paranundrox: wheelerWheelerKappa
Goorguy: Roadquest Checkpoint?
TXC2: margieargie I see, I was concerned there was a medical condition where one hit pubity again in their 20's or something :p
incslayer: can we have metaphysical releases?
Molladia: A whole LRL night just for roadquest
ritchards: *cough*Season 11*cough*
Foxmar320: foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE foxmarLOVE
BasilHunter: Road Quest Loading Time?
TheSpindash: The 8 hour documentary: The Making of Road Quest. 6 hours of it are Graham sitting at a computer editing.
TheMerricat: chocolate rain reference is a deep cut
Pteraspidomorphi: Are we talking about the Desert Bus documentary? :P
NimrodXIV: lrrHEART
NightValien28: ah that explains a lot
Angnor33: ^^^
LordZarano: Explain the production process IN REAL-TIME!
TXC2: TheMerricat some stay while others feel the pain
Stoffern: lrrFINE
ThorSokar: You would think production software for making those would have improved in the last 20 years, HAHAHAHA
indy91: but what about the laser disc release
masta2505: Beej: What about the thank you cards? ;) Are you printing those as DVDs?
ContingentCat: How about a metametaphysical release?
malsareus: Imagine having to do cassettes
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot: @TheSpindash How many of those hours would be Graham editing the footage of him editing Road Quest?
UnboundLaconicity subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
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Haberdashed: Are you sure millenials didn't kill it like everything else?
red_shoes_jeff: But also for a bit of time
ritchards: but... there was no Animal Crossing discussion!
malc: Graham will be Back in a Bit
snowcookies: woot!
Phosphatide: i love goofs
Glodenox: Local recording?
NightValien28: only 10??
underhill33: fuuuuuuck really?
LonelyTex: TEN YEARS!?
incslayer: now i feel OLD
AgentMagicMaster: noooooooo
margieargie: How many in bird years?
NightValien28: I thought it was much older than that
Haberdashed: FUCK I'M OLD
Phosphatide: NotLikeThis
malsareus: we're old @TXC2
Inquisitor_Xian: 0_o
Inquisitor_Xian: 10
TheSpindash: I'm holding out for the zoetrope release
Phosphatide: what a downer to start the day with
mtvcdm: Did you know the Spice Girls *reunion* was seven years ago?
NightValien28: oh no
indy91: just mirror the broadcast, nobody will notice
Zhedor: Awwwwww, I miss Graham saying "Today", it's one of my favorite parts of checkpoint :(
LonelyTex: LUL
NightValien28: head hurts
ContingentCat: I just noticed Beej's shirt
TheSpindash: And Beej can fill in for Paul!
ritchards: so when they leave, we let them stay here
BlueMechanic: I only just notice Beej's tshirt
LarkSachrosis: Who's on first?
Phosphatide: LUL
Wrexadecimal: LUL
Paranundrox: wheelerWheelerKappa
TXC2: :D
NightValien28: fuck loot boxes
LonelyTex: @BlueMechanic wheelerWheelerKappa
AgentMagicMaster: LUL
LloydWallace subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 12 months!
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snowcookies: Paul's clone fills in for Paul
NightValien28: fuck EA as well
margieargie: (oh right having a sore throat makes laughing a problem <_< )
NightValien28: so the warframe model
Zhedor subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
Zhedor: Huh, I've never subbed during checkpoint. Weird :D
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Zhedor! (Today's storm count: 10)
TXC2: how is that random then?
Metric_Furlong: !panic
TheAinMAP: katesBeans
LonelyTex: lrrFINE
TheSpindash: A complete wobbly
mtvcdm: Hopefully we get a better prompter in that lootbox.
LonelyTex: ^
TXC2: use take 2
LloydWallace: wheelerLoop
malsareus: The teleprompter commited high treason
NightValien28: TXC2 They have a set number of items inside but the value is random
dragoon3zero: Technical Difficulties
Molladia: Got it in 1
Anaerin: Never didn't have it.
Qvdv: alexandraThis alexandraIs alexandraFine
Laurence72: Teleprompters are known to be skittish when people they are unused to are near by
Sir__Sputnik subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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Haberdashed: WHAT?!
mtvcdm: Gasp
ContingentCat: gasp
incslayer: what that will never catch on
Metric_Furlong: what is this new technology?!
NightValien28: so the warframe model
Wrexadecimal: LE GASP
Haberdashed: That's a novel concept
Dared00: Valve with the galaxy brain
margieargie: !!!!
AgentMagicMaster: PrideGasp
TXC2: like a shoooooop?
mtvcdm: Buying the things you want?! BLASPHEMY
NightValien28: what
Haberdashed: lolfuckingwhat
ContingentCat: wat
LonelyTex: I... what?
raaabr: So it's a one-time mulligan
NightValien28: how did it get worse
TehAmelie: why do people ever buy lootboxes, let alone make it an enormously profitable industry? oh yeah, because gambling addiction
malc: uh
underhill33: hmmm
Paranundrox: uhhh
snowcookies: wow
ContingentCat: sigh
Laserbeaks_Fury: I miss those days
malsareus: ah yes, the before times
TXC2: we can only hope
underhill33: oh no
NightValien28: its pokemon
LonelyTex: oh no
Haberdashed: Oh no
NightValien28: wooloo meat
theneatestburrito: lrrHAM
ContingentCat: the failure pokemon
mtvcdm: The TRANSITION
Wrexadecimal: slowpoke tails lrrBEEJ
Amentur: People?
hajnal_endot: piloswine
Brok3nGol3m: lrrHAM
raaabr: Could be vegetarian
StationaryTarget: Artificial meat?
mtvcdm: I love these stories are back to back
TXC2: it's people, all sausages are made of people, always have been
LonelyTex: LUL
TheAinMAP: A different kind of mystery meat.
Anaerin: Sausagemon?
strangelee: it's some tepig sausage
wafflesoup: pkmnLUL
Koios7: Vegetarian would also be pokemon
TehAmelie: Snorlax always seemed delicious to me
7gorobei: pokemeat
ContingentCat: and that sand castle that eats children
Ukon_vasara: "I Cant Believe its Not Grumpig" bloobyGood
Inquisitor_Xian: Wait...why did we have to clearify that it wasn't a sex thing?
NightValien28: Inquisitor_Xian because internet
LonelyTex: LOL
Laurence72: If it is WooLoo, I RIOT
Wrexadecimal: LUL
NightValien28: hahaha
TehAmelie: fun thing i learned today: the huns used to cure meat by riding with it under their saddles, getting it saturated with horse sweat and butt sweat
Metric_Furlong: Inquisitor_Xian don 't ask questions unless you want to know the answer :p
TXC2 vomits
mtvcdm: Nope
raaabr: AHHHH
incslayer: uuuggghhhh
Glodenox: Ouch
Paranundrox: wow
Wrexadecimal: ow
ContingentCat: wow that's hidious
mtvcdm: Nope, decline. Upset
offbeatwitch: i'm buying some
StationaryTarget: Ah! I don't like it!
Ukon_vasara: goose PogChamp
Molladia: Haha
malc: !honk
ContingentCat: !y
LonelyTex: wheelerPog
Inquisitor_Xian: GET HONKED
LonelyTex: HONK
strangelee: Goose
bowsin_durrows: !y
LarkSachrosis: Wait, how old is MIB?
Juliamon: !(y)
DevInsanity: HONK
Dared00: HONK
AgentMagicMaster: HONK
Wrexadecimal: HONK
offbeatwitch: HONK
Aarek: Rake in the lake!
RomanGoro: HONK
Amentur: HONK
NightValien28: !y
theneatestburrito: lrrHORN
NightValien28: HONK
Stoffern: holy goose
TXC2: #BigMood
AmoriLinguae: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
Stoffern: thats a lot
NightValien28: that goose is anything but harmless
Umandsf: *in the past 2 weeks
ritchards: umm... lower third?
Technic_AL: Honk
TehAmelie: wait until it turns out to be a statistical error due to every untitled game being counted. . .oh wait
Inquisitor_Xian: The goose is life
MaverickArtist: Big Honk
incslayer: @LarkSachrosis 22 Years
Molladia: I wish I could make my switch connect to our wifi
Drasvin: Honk
TXC2: Rare Suger is paper Kappa
NightValien28: that sounds miserable
darkalter2000: That rare sugar thing is from last week.
Wrexadecimal: oooh I know of tones
hajnal_endot: remember, it's not called untitled goose game, it's just an untitled goose game
underhill33: fuck that
KeirenH: that's a better time than most of their maps
NightValien28: get called out chat
Toxxick: hey now xD
Haberdashed: HONK
Wrexadecimal: lrrHORN
Glodenox: Fair.
RayFK: Get wrecked Chat
Metric_Furlong: Toxxick you're an all-star
Tithegha: very fair
LarkSachrosis: Just in time for DB
DevInsanity: First episode back with full "regular" cast - titles ALL BEEJ
Aarek: Put Beej in smash you cowards!
TXC2: !smash
LRRbot: Put Cadence in Smash, you cowards!
mtvcdm: !smash
LRRbot: Put the Autumnal Rumble in Smash, you cowards!
Jondare: Be fair chat, we had that one coming
NightValien28: NO, do not put overwatch in smash
ContingentCat: !smash
LRRbot: Try Canada in Smash, you cowards?
mowdownjoe: HONK
Inquisitor_Xian: !smash
LRRbot: Put Muscle Santa in Smash, you cowards!
Ukon_vasara: thats fair
AgentMagicMaster: HONK
Koios7: The titles are fair, but what about in the credits, lol
LonelyTex: that was great
Phosphatide: i feel dunked
NightValien28: put overwatch in the nearest garbage bag
Molladia: Put Beej in the credits you cowards
Reecer6: It's just a better character
mtvcdm: Of course we all tried for Tracer
DiscordianTokkan: !y
RomanGoro: honk
Jorge4hg: HONK
LoganAura subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, LoganAura! (Today's storm count: 12)
offbeatwitch: put the untitled goose in smash you cowards!
hajnal_endot: tracer would be so fun with the rewind
snowcookies: !findquote goose
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
incslayer: Put Desert Bus in Smash, You Cowards
red_shoes_jeff: !smash
alexgranddestroyer: Hooonk
Technic_AL: Honk
bowsin_durrows: Literally is harmless, but everyone tries to play it.
LonelyTex: that's SO GOOD
ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun you did catch that you need to fix the lower third in Beej's last story, right?
SievertSchreibr: When is Beej gonna make the leader?
Drasvin: Put Beej in smash
A_Catastrophic_Success: Put Waluigi in the Checkpoint credits, you coward
SievertSchreibr: Yay Beej!
LonelyTex: LUL
bowsin_durrows: LUL
stateofcomatose: Graham it is so nice to have you back from the editing mines!
snowcookies: lol
wafflesoup: LUL
ThorSokar: oops!
saweeks: it's fine
Laurence72: Hello Stinger!
Metric_Furlong: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at
raaabr: Pffft
TBSkyen: What IS rare sugar, anyway?
ContingentCat: oo Satre reference
mtvcdm: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
TBSkyen: Now I want to know.
raaabr: RARE SUGAR
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There's no money in the tarp budget for that.
Juliamon: !addquote (Beej) [now] I didn't realize how much I like having a goose in my life.
LRRbot: New quote #6451: "I didn't realize how much I like having a goose in my life." —Beej [2019-10-03]
SievertSchreibr: That cutoff :)
ThorSokar: Panga and Tones were working on a new level last night btw, they made it 5 hours in and didn't even get half way through
sinkirby: As someone who lives by a pond with geese. I feel safe in saying it is not nice to have them in your life. They are evil
TheMerricat: rare sugar is from destiny 2 isn't it?
ContingentCat: uhhh
the_canuck_mystic: Why are you wearing cologne?
LonelyTex: YES
hajnal_endot: chatlogne
TXC2: Geese AKA cobra birds
TBSkyen: please do not say "musk"
Metric_Furlong: also, geese crap everywhere and all the time
Anaerin: Is Paul wearing the Ur-cologne?
LonelyTex: wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerPog
golgomett: wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa
raaabr: *max Wheeler*
Mushbie: wheelerWheelerKappa
Juliamon: Wheelerdrop'd
LonelyTex: YET. We're working on it
red_shoes_jeff: @TXC2 Oh, that's right. I actually HAVE a Tarp Budget, now. Thanks for the reminder.
mtvcdm: Fun fact: in the backend in the !smash command, Tracer is literally the second name on the list after Waluigi.
incslayer: is that a scratch and sniff shirt?
snowcookies: lol
Paranundrox: wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa
nanacomehome: wheelerWheelerKappa
DiscordianTokkan: wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
LonelyTex: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH
SievertSchreibr: Why would u do that!?!
Paranundrox: wheelerY wheelerE wheelerH
PanickedFox: Didn’t this happen last week?
Wrexadecimal: LUL
ContingentCat: it's ok G it's been a while
LoadingReadyRun: lrrGRAHAM oops
Zhedor: Yeah, was just about to say, that redoing again wouldn't be the worst thing :D
red_shoes_jeff: Hang in there, Gra lrrHAM
Wrexadecimal: @red_shoes_jeff nice
TXC2: who indeed
person322: i think they're making another one too
TheSpindash: Mmmm... fudging hell.
TheSpindash: Sounds delicious
ThorSokar: I watched them clear it live, they had 3 chokes at the end, they got so MAD at the 3rd one
Reecer6: So if you on your own get it right once every 50 times, and your body on their own gets it right once every 50 times...
Reecer6: That's a one in 2500 run.
LonelyTex: I couldn't imagine.
sandra_redcap: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
TXC2: move correctly, don't die
hajnal_endot: time to rotate the mics
TheWarbo: rotate the mics
the_canuck_mystic: @LoadingReadyRun when will Beej graduate to the opening credits ?
SievertSchreibr: Oh, so. No!
Pazy160: Beej the whole credits.
Molladia: Zeta shift?
godort subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 30 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, godort! (Today's storm count: 13)
the_canuck_mystic: I missed it :(
TXC2: the_canuck_mystic the episode we kill him off Kappa
manfred909: SingsMic
Reecer6: You mean MapQuest?
LonelyTex: wheelerWheelerKappa
Koios7: What about the end credits?
mtvcdm: Helps to have a map
Diabore: speaking of, ROADQUEST
SievertSchreibr: Beej in credits!
Decaped: Simple: replace the opening with a still shot of Beej.
incslayer: but chat cares
SievertSchreibr: Roadquest HYPE!!!
Jorge4hg: road quest you say
Phosphatide: just overlay lrrBEEJ on the graham
Flotil: we care though! wispPalm
TheSpindash: Just take Graham's silhouette and paste Beej's face over it
the_canuck_mystic: "temporarily"
TemporallyAwry: I mean - it's historic at this point. Same with talking simulator :D
indy91: maybe it is easier for Beej to legally become Graham
Tithegha: lrrBEEJ
incslayer: just beejdrop graham
Inquisitor_Xian: Speaking of rotating the cushions, i'm very hype for DB.
Reecer6: Until Road Quest 2!
raaabr: I mean, I do appreciate Beej being here for episodes having to do with Weird Japan Video Game stuff
strangelee: clip it and spread it
SievertSchreibr: But u r fun here Beej!
Pteraspidomorphi: I don't care but after today's joke if you like tack it on top in comic sans or something it would be hilarious :P
snowcookies: I've been
the_canuck_mystic: No one I know, knows you guys. But I'll tell them just in case.
raaabr: Like all the pokemon mascot stuff
ANeMzero: Clearly someone in the community just needs to make a 10 minute opening for Checkpoint that includes anyone ever involved with LRR.. except beej
malsareus: @LoadingReadyRun add a prelude to the intro with Beej explaining that he doesn't care about being in the intro
LonelyTex: The CSGO one is super weird
SAJewers: just get heather to add this to the end of the upload as the stinger :P
Qvdv: time for a change dot org petition to get Beej first billing
snowcookies: I've resorted to telling ppl that they should pay you guys more money to make it happen
TehAmelie: i want to blame whoever made the first extremely optimistic predictions for how long Road Quest would take to edit
raaabr: The CSGO one thing is basically a crappy mulligan
jdarr5000: I just joined sweet with RQ almost showing we get graham sightings
NightValien28: lootboxes, how to get stupidier by getting money from stupids
Wrexadecimal: Monty Hall woud've been way better
Dared00: And in France you *must* use the x-ray scanner for every box
ContingentCat: turns out it's just a trap
raaabr: The only way it could be worse is if you needed to pay for a limited supply of X-ray uses
Pazy160: The CSGO thing makes it clear they dont care about manipulating customers, just avoiding laws.
Tithegha: "or trade it for what's in the box!"
LonelyTex: I have been so behind on content that takes place in this studio, I know these lights were done a long while ago, but they look INCREDIBLE.
LonelyTex: So, rad.
incslayer: Well if france gets it's way valve is gonna have to let people resell their games (yes i know Valve has appealed the decision but still)
KeirenH: It's just weird how they seem to have built a whole thing around it with the xray
Diabore: @TehAmelie i watched the teaser the other day and had to sad laugh at the "hopefully late 2018?
OmnipotentTrevor: There's a new thing of Activision releasing games without micro-transactions so that the reviews and packaging come out without warnings, and then they add the in game purchases after everyone has bought the game
TehAmelie: ehe
raaabr: Reselling games will be Great, @incslayer
The_FlyingDutchman: random from play is not bad
TheMerricat: funny they did this in csgo but TF2 is still the samr
NightValien28: OmnipotentTrevor ubisoft is now doing that as well
TheSpindash: YUP. And then I sold that game to a friend.
NightValien28: the problem with that is they mess with the odds, if you win too much their algorithm will make you lose
LonelyTex: Wow, Activision. Wow.
raaabr: That seems like a real sort of...
NimrodXIV: lrrWOW
raaabr: Illegal Marketing BS
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm glad Bbungie cut ties withh them
TXC2: that sounds REAL shady
KeirenH: that shouldn't be legal (if box warnings are required)
LonelyTex: me too Laserbeaks_Fury
ThorSokar: I saw a shot from a gamestop where they had to go and put sticky notes on all the games that pulled this crap (to comply with labeling standards)
Phosphatide: oh is THAT why no one wants to talk about the new crash team racing game
LonelyTex: I have to admit it is nice to have Destiny on Steam.
The_FlyingDutchman: My conundrum is comparing it to magic, which is legal and not going anywhere soon (luckily)
NimrodXIV: what a shock that something as simple as Goose Game is so popular, huh? Kappa
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Jorge4hg: Activision being Activision
Brok3nGol3m: oh good, I'm not alone
Gascitygaming: am literally playing peggle right now
TXC2: speaking of, I have a copy of CTR that I ought to send to lRR
SievertSchreibr: Peggle!
Pazy160: The comparison of F2P and Magic makes me a bit uncomfortable as well. Ive pulled back from Magic while I consider it.
red_shoes_jeff: I feel like that should be the point where all the reviewers, who were LIED TO, should put a biiiig ol' update on their reviews.
Sarah_Serinde: I played Peggle because of WoW, got sick of the microtransactions, and deleted it a couple days ago
CMDRNuffin: incoming (hopefully not): loot boxes where you have open the same thing multiple times to actually get it
Pteraspidomorphi: That happens way too often with mobile games
Sarah_Serinde: I just wanted to pay for it and they wouldn't let me
Pteraspidomorphi: Mandatory bad experience
TheSpindash: Thus is the curse of those of us willing to pay money for entertainment.
the_canuck_mystic: I missed it, but did you guys discuss Apple Arcade?
KeirenH: why wouldn't they let you pay a couple bucks to get rid of that? I know how poorly ads pay
Sarah_Serinde: It felt like everything after the first couple stages was designed for you to need to buy upgrades or try the same one over and over again and get super bored of it
NightValien28: but they make way more than your five dollars if they shove every ad in your face
Emergent_OS: Oh Peggle, it was a game, that was played on GPLP after DARK!
Sarah_Serinde: KeirenH They want you to pay for in-app things
TheSpindash: And the ads are... really, REALLY bad.
Sarah_Serinde: The ads are *so* bad, yes
TheSpindash: I would -rather- get TV-grade ads.
incslayer: i have heard less than awesome things about the square enix game that is on apple arcade
erloas: I found it rather interesting watching my 3 year old watching youtube videos how much he's already trained to skip ads, he knows where the skip ad button will be and just presses that spot until what he wants starts
strangelee: 9pm, the original energy mechanic
TheSpindash: They could literally show me a TV ad and it would be less painful.
BasilHunter: I remember, that there was a level in Peggle Blast that was impossible without spending coins
snowcookies: I prefer optional ads if there were to be ads
BloodForTheCorelab: oh gods, thats why i never buy pringles anymore
BloodForTheCorelab: that stupid pringles add i used to get on twitch over and over.....
TBSkyen: Speaking of Apple Arcade, the UsTwo people who did Monument Valley just fired a union organizer for union activities, and gave a whole song-and-dance about "this company is a FAMILY, we don't NEED unions."
NimrodXIV: @BloodForTheCorelab that's how I got sick of Overwatch before it was even released
ContingentCat: a while ago I had that on youtube, I hate Special K cereal now because it was on every single video
TheSpindash: Families don't need unions. That's why marriage doesn't exist.
TXC2: TBSkyen well fuck them then (the company, not the union)
LonelyTex: Graham, you should also be able to disable Cellular data in the app
LonelyTex: Which would then also disable ads
KeirenH: depending on your phone, you may be able to get a firewall of some kind to disable internet access for certain apps
BloodForTheCorelab: NimrodXIV yes ads just burning out any interest in consuming them o.o
AgentMagicMaster: I've seen that on other games, where if you disconnect from the internet you just skip the ads.
Anaerin: So what I'm hearing is that Graham needs a PiHole.
Myrph: not sure if it's the same for iOS but I've noticed for a couple of games on Android, the game will download ads onto your device to play when you don't have internet access
masta2505: @Graham: Ever heard about PiHole? ;)
godort: Highly recommend PiHole
masta2505: @Anaerin Hi5
Rathalok: Pardon folks, what was the first game Graham mentioned?
Myrph: most fail to play the ads, but there have been a few that were swiftly removed that did that
Anaerin: masta2505 ^5
TheMerricat: careful some games just precache the ads just in case you airplane mode @loadingreadyrun
LonelyTex: Pi-Hole is a raspberry pi software, that blocks ads
masta2505: PiHole is a DNS based adblocker
godort: PiHole is a DNS level adblocker
Anaerin: PiHole is a DNS server that sits on your network, and blocks ads.
Rathalok: Thank you
ThorSokar: A Pie Hole is a DNS level blacklist
The_FlyingDutchman: Pi Hole is a ad blocker rasberry pi
raaabr: I mean, it could be vegetarian
Aylig: Pi-Hole is a DNS level adblocker
SievertSchreibr: !time 24
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 13:36
LonelyTex: LOL
Wrexadecimal: LUL
Jorge4hg: The mysterious sausage
incslayer: no no beej you just VPN to your home network obviously :P
masta2505: Graham plays at the office all the time!
the_canuck_mystic: You can block cellular data access to an app.
masta2505: ;)
godort: I mean, a VPN will work. But that's extra steps
RayFK: Graham, have you tried building a Supercomputer?
LonelyTex: ^
Anaerin: Jailbreak and install an ad-blocking hosts file? :D
offbeatwitch: pihole is very famous. there are rooted android blockers but if you have an iphone then you might have a time doing that
TehAmelie: "how much would i have to pay someone with the skills to do that for me?"
KeirenH: depending on phone, you should be able to block internet for the app
the_canuck_mystic: You can block cell data by app
A_Catastrophic_Success: In the Pokémon world, are humans also Pokémon?
Paranundrox: Graham, have you tried programming your own mobile games lrrBEEJ
the_canuck_mystic: on iOS not for wifi
Haberdashed: Graham, have you tried playing your mobile games in an emulator on your computer instead? Kappa
TBSkyen: Of course humans eat Pokémon, what do you think happens to all those mons you send to the professor in GO?
TXC2: that sweet Mewto sausage
Haberdashed: Yeah there's cows that aren't moomoo, I think
Jorge4hg: Delicious sausage that nobody knows what's in
ThorSokar: There are cows I belive
LonelyTex: uh, what
mtvcdm: Early pokedex entries have referenced elephants.
LonelyTex: my immersion
Spacepup: Pidgey eats worms early on in the anime
NightValien28: I don't remember that
Haberdashed: And I think there's bunnies that are just...bunnies
Paranundrox: in the earlier episodes of the show
ContingentCat: oh like how Arthur has a pet dog and a friend who's an anthropomorphic dog
raaabr: Pokedex mentions literal elephants
cyplix8: and Tauros
Reecer6: do they say cow
RayFK: Don't tell me what to do...OH FUCK WHY DID I
Emergent_OS: You can reset ad identifier on iOS daily, it confuses some ads...
Juliamon: Tauros are bulls, not cows
LonelyTex: RayFK LUL
TheSpindash: Humans. Humans are animals... unless...?
TheMerricat: just avoid the long pig sausage
Umandsf: I’m-a gonna Google that.
orbitaltuna: YEET THE WOOLOOS
TXC2: RayFK you did because you wanted too, embrace the fetish Kappa
raaabr: Let me find the Raichu pokedex thing
incslayer: i remember during the really early episodes and in like Gen 1 there are comparisons made to "normal" animals
Reecer6: i have plenty of plankton pokemon
red_shoes_jeff: I remember an early episode of Pokemon where the gang ate MUSKRAT MEATBALLS.
TehAmelie: does Ivysaur taste like a meat or vegetable? Kappa
Drasvin: The adorableness adds to the flavor
TheSpindash: Kriller: The Kill pokemon
the_canuck_mystic: Krill type pokemon!
Phosphatide: how can you call something a “pidgeon pokemon” if there are no pidgeons as reference seabatBRAIN
AtticusDresden: non-sequitur, but inquiring minds want to know: any plans on streaming more destiny after the problematic-servers of newday tuesday?
TheSpindash: *krill
strangelee: yeah, shuckle is a worm
incslayer: @TehAmelie Yes
raaabr: Raichu: "It unleashes electric shocks that can reach 100,000 volts. When agitated, it can knock out even an Indian elephant."
Paranundrox: Shellder exists as a clam/oyster
PanickedFox: The non Pokémon animals have been retconed
raaabr: *specifically Indian Elephants*
TheWarbo: wait
mtvcdm: What does otter taste like?
Angnor33: Otter is so tasty though!
TehAmelie: Indian elephants are the smaller ones
the_canuck_mystic: Can you get Otter in Victoria?
red_shoes_jeff: "Just the right amount of muskrat," I can remember Brock saying.
Metalupis: sheep are adorable and tasty
raaabr: And that was from Pokemon Sun
raaabr: So it's recent
Juliamon: Everyone loves Wooloo but nobody loves Mareep even though Mareep is objectively better
PanickedFox: You’ll find the non Pokémon don’t exist past gen2
LonelyTex: Juliamon I agree with you
snowcookies: I find pigs adorable and still eat it
TheSpindash: Yeah, but Mareep eventually turns into Tigger
malsareus: well Mareep is electrified and thus harder to eat @Juliamon
frnknstn: @metalupis spoken like a true wolf
malsareus: it'll shock your tongue
Laurence72: Angry Birds is old enough for people to be born, learn to love the characters, and then outgrow those characters
raaabr: @PanickedFox Except, like I said, Indian Elephants are referenced in Pokemon Sun Raichu's pokedex
SFSMaus: well played Beej.
LonelyTex: Wait.
Metric_Furlong: *second*?
LonelyTex: SECOND Angry Birds movie.
StationaryTarget: Hold up, there was another one?
Metalupis: this time
Diabore: @LonelyTex yup
Sarah_Serinde: It's so good
strangelee: honk
Sarah_Serinde: !y
red_shoes_jeff: Yeah, it just kinda came and went, over here.
NightValien28: goose game has better plot than most triple A
LonelyTex: HONK
Jorge4hg: HONK
Diabore: HONK
Drasvin: Honk
snowcookies: !y
ThorSokar: Panga and Tones were working on clearing a new level last night btw, it makes Hit Me Up look easy
Inquisitor_Xian: HONK
Jorge4hg: you're not wrong
Laurence72: !gant
Wrexadecimal: HONK
Dared00: The fact that Goose Game and Sayonara Wild Hearts came out within a day of each other is just absurd. So much good stuff.
NightValien28: NO
Flotil: OWL2019Tracer
orbitaltuna: was that the tigole guy
person322: yeah panga and tones spent 5 hours in their new level and made it to part 4/5 once
Phosphatide: tony’s bolognas
Haberdashed: I wouldn't want Tracer tbh
mtvcdm: Tracer actually would be one of my top picks for Smash.
Haberdashed: Doomfist would rock
LloydWallace: I kinda dig seeing D.Va in smash
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mtvcdm: D.Va I think has a Samus vibe in Smash.
Rhonlore: Honk
ThorSokar: yea, their new level is insane
NightValien28: blizzard developing games LUL
Akaiatana: Heroes of the Storm is rad
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Inquisitor_Xian: and it would be great
Diabore: @LloydWallace like with a pseudo ult of getting her mech? that could work
Flotil: I would play it
Haberdashed: I'm waiting for the Blizzard Autochess
malsareus: with overwatch, diablo, warcraft and starcraft chars
Kuolar: Sony tried that with Playstation All-Stars
LloydWallace: @Diabore Yeah!
Rhonlore: Woah thats news
KeirenH: Somebody made a suprisingly good attempt at that using the overwatch workshop tools
RayFK: Dota is Valve
Dared00: Dota is Valve
Flotil: dota2 is valve
TehAmelie: coming this summer, the gritty prequel to Goose Game
Laserbeaks_Fury: I doubt it, they sunset HotS
couldntpickausername: greetings from montreal
LonelyTex: rayfkSanic
Metric_Furlong: but where would the Rock 'n' Roll racers fit-in? kappa
Valhallan597: Get with the times old man Kappa
TheSpindash: "My home planet needs me"
niccus: JUICE!
Ukon_vasara: so autochess was started in dota, which was started in warcraft right?
CapnRobert: its not an unreasonable mistake, dota was originally conceived in a blizzard game
mercano82: Rockets gotta go fast.
RayFK: rayfkSanic Oh, he'll come back
niccus: does this mean 17773 needs an errata?
Jorge4hg: in movie form
RayFK: He can't be killed Beej rayfkSanic
TXC2: noting can stop our god Sanic Kappa
ContingentCat: why not?
orbitaltuna: YEET the sanic
Diabore: gota go fast
TheSpindash: He'll come back from a pretty cool looking Olympics game
LonelyTex: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
Valhallan597: why not
AmoriLinguae: I thought jupiter had some rings
RayFK: MY DARK GOD CAN'T BE SILENCED rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
NightValien28: hahaha
Diabore: rayfkSanic rayfkSanic rayfkSanic
Jeezy56: jupiter has faint rings too
PanickedFox: Jupiter has rings
Amentur: Jupiter has faint rings
ThorSokar: they gotta go fast, Escape Velocity fast!
TheAinMAP: Jupiter has some rings.
mercano82: Jupiter does have rings, just not as prominent as Saturn.
Dared00: Gotta get him to Jupiter to make him more stupider
TehAmelie: existential dread fact: in 100 million years Saturn's rings will be gone
TXC2: yes the famous rings of Jupiter
Wrexadecimal: wat
RomanianMyEscutcheon: @niccus I am experiencing profound disappointment that Jon Bois did not get to do so many good bits about JUICE having a blue rat painted on his side.
ContingentCat: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Phosphatide: i guess he’s off to investigate the faint rings
theunknownpoetb: Yeah, all the gas giants have rings.
orbitaltuna: are there any chillidogs involved
red_shoes_jeff: benginWat
ZeroArcana: uh
red_shoes_jeff: lrrJUDGE
Kyir: This branding does not seem on theme
theunknownpoetb: So you are good G!
LonelyTex: benginWat
PanickedFox: What
Diabore: sonic found the rings he was looking, and by god hes gonna go get them
Jorge4hg: wat
ApplicativeJones: uh.... they... uh...
RomanianMyEscutcheon: 17773 is very good, please go read it.
Diabore: YES
RomanianMyEscutcheon: After the stream.
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RomanianMyEscutcheon: Not right now.
Akaiatana: Oh, John St John is an ordained minister now, so you can get married by Duke Nukem
Diabore: now will there be 2 slots?
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: remember when Nintendo refused to get on the scary new CD-ROM technology for two console generations?
Valhallan597: Can I add friends but username yet? Kappa
TheSpindash: I mean, you can probably have multiple saves though use of multiple accounts
Valhallan597: by*
Ukon_vasara: and they do make 2 copies at a time
ThorSokar: They initially didn't include "play with friends" in MM2 because they thought no one would want that...
BlueMechanic: Oh good, I was worried that I couldn't soft reset to get legendaries with the mood I want
Rhonlore: Classic Nintendo not understand humans
TXC2: Akaiatana so if he gets beautified, he'll saint john st john? Kappa
Rhonlore: or the internet.
Umandsf: Like these persimmons my mom gave me? I don’t like them so I won’t.
Metalupis: speaking of mash ups, magic and my little pony
Phosphatide: it’s not hard to just make another switch profile for another save anyway
RomanianMyEscutcheon: At least it's not Malfurion. lrrBEEJ
incslayer: yes you pronounce the E at the end of Tyrande
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yep, I belive that's how you say Tyrande
NightValien28: magic and my little pony, ppr is magic
TXC2: nobody plays WoW, they endure it
Amentur: Will the WoW pauldrons increase their hitboxes?
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Tai-ran-duh
Laserbeaks_Fury: Still waiting for Panderan Mei
incslayer: Blasphemy Graham
TehAmelie: someone out there has the cheevo for reading every book in WoW. someone.
Metric_Furlong: remember when Warcraft was a strategy game? that was 17 years ago
red_shoes_jeff: Like Coke
snowcookies: be careful, saying WOW classic isn't good makes classic fanboys appear
j0xer: i dont like skins that change the silhouette of the character so they aren't recognizable
ThorSokar: I believe there is a crapshot about that (WOW classic) ;-)
BURRITOSlolos: Fail
Juliamon: That's super a Canadian thing
Erudite_Cynic: the hell is a butter tart?
Diabore: @Metric_Furlong im still waiting on warcraft 4
ThorSokar: what the hell is a butter tart?
incslayer: what is a butter tart?
snowcookies: butter tarts are not in other countries
CursedTechnocrat: @Erudite_Cynic I too want to know
JakeKamas: What do they look like?
malsareus: I have no context for butter tart
snowcookies: I never new
Metric_Furlong: Diabore same, tbh
Aylig: what the hell is a butter tart?
ContingentCat: I think they're in the UK but they're more popular here
Phosphatide: i just know about “tarts”
forlornhope22: is that like shortbread?
malsareus: are they a food?
niccus: oh, looks really similar to egg tarts
ayir: they should be careful with that, butter tarts are banned and illegal everywhere except Canada
TehAmelie: we call swedish meatballs meatballs, or turkish meatballs if we want to be specific
mtvcdm: When you strip Canadian cuisine down to the things that are specifically Canadian, the list gets very.... calorie and sugar intensive.
LloydWallace: Is it like the Gooey butter cake that one southern lady cooking show popularized?
LonelyTex: LOL
Going_Medium: Can we fianlly get a canadian version of nanaimo bars?
TheWarbo: #QuintessentialTreats
AmoriLinguae: it must be anglo-canadien
red_shoes_jeff: I feel sorry for you all. You should get a butter tart, whenever you're in Canada.
RebekahWSD: That sounds...really sweet
Sarah_Serinde: It's...not really like an egg tart aside from the fact that it's the same shape/crust?
Juliamon: So it's more of an egg tart?
snowcookies: there's usually raisins inside
KeirenH: tart with filling made from butter sugar and (non-highfructose) corn syrup
TXC2: mtvcdm almost like theres a lot french people in Canada :P
ThorSokar: That's very Wisconsin
ContingentCat: @Juliamon there's only a little egg, I wasn't aware there was any
Inquisitor_Xian: I saw Deep fried butter at a fair once...USA USA USA
malsareus: @Inquisitor_Xian WHAT
Elevation_4000_FT: can I put cannabis oil in it?
red_shoes_jeff: Get yourself a Maple Bacon butter tart! For MAXIMUM CANUCK!
malsareus: are you joking? please say yes
Wrexadecimal: @malsareus yeah, it's a thing
TXC2: Inquisitor_Xian that had to be a joke right?
pharniel: I only know them from steel my sunshine
theunknownpoetb: These sound a bit like variation for Danish
ContingentCat: @Elevation_4000_FT sure, fill your boots
ThorSokar: Apparently Beej has some butter tart feelings
Juliamon: (Don't put cannabis oil in anything without fat though, or it won't do anything)
Inquisitor_Xian: @TXC2 they were dead dead as the people who ate it.
Erudite_Cynic: @Going_Medium Nanaimo bars are from Nanaimo BC
TXC2: Inquisitor_Xian indeed
CursedTechnocrat: @Elevation_4000_FT the question is not can you, but how much can you put in before you mess up the filling texture
Erudite_Cynic: or did I mis a joke
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 you and I both know deap fried Mars bars are a thing and you're questioning this? :p
RayFK: Uhhhh Graham
RayFK: What animations?
Sarah_Serinde: theunknownpoetb I googled that and it sounds pretty different
NightValien28: haha funny drunk medic
TehAmelie: if i had Mercy's job i'd be drinking too
RayFK: I thought those animations were banned.
Metalupis: if you had to deal with patients all day you would drink too
LonelyTex: RayFK LUL
mercano82: Anything to get Mercy through the day.
TXC2: the reason cookbooks have stories is because you can't copyright recipes, but you can with stroies
Kramburger: Mercy puts up with a lot of shit
Flotil: OWL2019hungry
Drasvin: Does McCree get an apple pie?
LonelyTex: TIL TXC2
TXC2: Metric_Furlong mars bars are at least a food, not just element of food
NightValien28: TXC2 that makes so much god damn sense
BlueMechanic: You can only take so many demans from people who need healing beforeyou turn to drink
Diabore: T H I C C
couldntpickausername: probab;y to easy to argue prior art
morgoth_bauglyr: cookbooks that get to the point are the best
orbitaltuna: medics need hard drinks
Erudite_Cynic: my favorite ones are the ones that are in a 3 ring binders
Invitare: D: I always forget Checkpoint is Thursdays now
ThorSokar: I don't want a 200 word story on how this recipe shaped your damn life
RebekahWSD: Most good online recipes will have a button to go to the recipe. It's for search engines!
EvilBadman: "Before the attacks of Septemeber 11..."
Sarah_Serinde: My assumption for online recipes is that they're trying to pad it out to be a decent length for SEO, but I don't know if that's actually why
ContingentCat: The absolute worst is when they integrate the recipie into that nonsesnse so you can't just scroll past it
maxvolume: cups?! grams
RebekahWSD: As far as I understand, it is that, Sarah_Serinde
TheWarbo: with online stuff, I've always felt like very few people foodblog because they're hoping to serve people who only find them frantically googling
KeirenH: just scroll until you see the box with ingredients, the actual recipe is below
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EvilBadman: It's the -eej mind meld, Beej.
Erudite_Cynic: Peej and Beej are too mighty a combo
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my parents have one of his cookbooks
mtvcdm: (we also have a cookbook in the Food channel of the Discord; if you have a favorite recipe feel free to add to it)
TehAmelie: look at it this way, on the internet you're getting every conceivable recipe for free, just by scrolling a bit
TheSpindash: Cheer100 I didn't realized I had bits. So... Here you go!
seth_erickson: Saw some gameplay of Later Alligator the other day and oh boy was it spectacular
pharniel: isn't it great
ThorSokar: Also, apparently there is a butter tart shortage in Canada because one of the main bakeries that make them in Quebec flooded
pharniel: 89x Windsor always played the opening
Reecer6: Who's stealing your heroin?
ApplicativeJones: semi-charmed life is about crystal meth.
Wrexadecimal: Those songs came out 2 years apart, so close enough time period
NightValien28: hahaha
red_shoes_jeff: Really? News to me.
snowcookies: lol wwut
Reecer6: !unsusbscribe buttertart facts
Sarah_Serinde: I recently learned there's an entire mini chain of stores that just does butter tarts
Laurence72: !unsubscribe butter tart facts
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Metric_Furlong: Butter Tarts! Butter tarts! *banging fist on table*
BasilHunter: TTSF for Butter Tarts
Aylig: !subscribe buttertart facts
TXC2: Remember when the Golbal reserve of Syrup got stolen in Canada?
TheWarbo: Now I want a Buttertart Food token
ContingentCat: it's not like when the maple syrup reserve was broken into
Sarah_Serinde: :D
The_FlyingDutchman: if you could make a buttertart with poutine, does canada implode?
HbombAndFriends: Butter Tart Simulator- coming to Steam next week! ;)
niccus: wow deep from the dairy lobby
frnknstn: hope the strategic butter tart reserves hold out
erloas: maybe there is a grandmother shortage
e_bloc: ah Grandmother's Butter Tart Oven, my favorite new card from throne of eldraine
incslayer: i mean Norway has had butter shortage so its not that impossible
pyrojakk: This is very weird to listen to when you have no idea what a butter tart is as an european
Phosphatide: would watch an episode of TTSF for “fucking butter tarts”
red_shoes_jeff: @TXC2 Can you narrow that down a bit?
ThorSokar: I'll be sure to update wikipedia for ya Beej
couldntpickausername: I feel a crapshot being formed
couldntpickausername: "the shortage"
Metric_Furlong: Phosphatide I think that's a TOS violation
Sarah_Serinde: Beej you can reuse those tins :P
TehAmelie: my stepbrother used to just mix eggs and sugar and eat it with a spoon. did he solve pastries or ruin them?
Erudite_Cynic: welp we know how to enrage the beej
couldntpickausername: or maybe a qwrp bit
maxvolume: Canadians have very storng feelings about their national food
mtvcdm: Advice: "Fill your boots with butter tarts."
Juliamon: That's an !advice if I ever heard one
mistborn83: Gooey butter cake is better #truth
Pazy160: Alright, so whens the TTSF where you make Buttertarts.
CountConcede: i just discovered this channel and the knowledge ive gained about Butter Tarts is well worth my sub
HbombAndFriends: But ‘er tarts!
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ContingentCat: ooo butter tart cheese cake sounds good
Juliamon: Oh good, we're in agreement mtvcdm
The_FlyingDutchman: !advice
LRRbot: Collect trillions of blops!
HbombAndFriends: Cheer50
red_shoes_jeff: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get a crystal for all your bathing suit zone purposes.
Erudite_Cynic: its super weird to see art I made being worn by beej.....
j0xer: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (57m ago).
Metalupis: Butter tart cheesecake, who hurt you? should be a quote
LonelyTex: As you should. That shirt is my fault.
Elevation_4000_FT: can Beej's butter tart rant be a Dessert Bus thing?
LonelyTex: wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa
Phosphatide: do we just call this week’s checkpoint “butter tarts” even if that story wasn’t part of the recording? LUL
mtvcdm: !desertbus
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for . An explanation video can be found here: . More information can be found at and
mtvcdm: !db countdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 08:00 AM PST (35d, 19:01 from now)
YawnLance: Tex unleashed its majesty upon the world.
wafflesoup: LUL
LloydWallace: I mean technically I'm from Michigan, but that's close enough
LonelyTex: (With Wheeler's permission, by the by)
snowcookies: a hunk
ContingentCat: hey we're not going to kinkshame
TheSpindash: I now expect the next Mail Time to be everyone thoroughly helping you with the "shortage"
Sarah_Serinde: LRR really does not need help with that
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Stoffern: Buttertart emote when?
TXC2: sending Canadian food to LRR sounds unnecessary
red_shoes_jeff: Don't do that. THEY WILL NOT SURVIVE.
Scrubbodiestobears: i bought some nanaimo bars the other day and they're so sweet and i regret nothing
niccus: what if chess pie in tart form
TheSpindash: XD I didn't say I will. I can't control the will of the internet.
TheWarbo: TIRED: dilly bar wagers WIRED: buttertart wagers
ContingentCat: or go to any nearby bakery, they're very easy to find
Sarah_Serinde: Plus I'm sure there are a lot of independent bakeries that make better butter tarts than you'd get from the place that's experiencing the shortage
Spacepup: Oh god Desert Bus is in about a month.
snowcookies: ppft
Phosphatide: butter tart dilly bars
Jorge4hg: oh god
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ThorSokar: they're full up on butter tarts now
ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (25s ago).
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham, beej and PAul
Haberdashed: Time travel
Spacepup: Man, I'm moving soon, its gonna be hard to save up that money.
red_shoes_jeff: TIME TRAVEL!
red_shoes_jeff: Wait
NimrodXIV: wait
TXC2: !events
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ContingentCat: waiting
ThorSokar: HOLD
offbeatwitch: wait
TXC2: !patreon
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Amentur: waiting
TXC2: !discord
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red_shoes_jeff: BUY!
snowcookies: bye!
Aenir798: -w-w-ait
TXC2: !twitter
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream
TXC2: !ytmember
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TXC2: bye
Metalupis: oh lord, flashs of pax south crossing signals
Amentur: Buying fonds
Metalupis: wait
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
Amentur: Good night TXC2
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrSIGNAL PrideTake PrideWingR
Phosphatide: lrrSIGNAL seabatBRAIN
chaostreader: Whose ready to draft knights?
margieargie: hi graham by graham
mistborn83: Looks its Games and Mirror James
margieargie: *bye
Amentur: lrrAWESOME
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Adam and James are live with some good old fashion MTG drafts. Today on LRRMTG we’re checking out Throne of Eldraine drafts. ||
TheWarbo: Adam drafting Eldraine? I haven't seen this in almost two hours
Laurence72: May all your food tokens be buttertarts
jdarr5000: Can we replace james with Graham ?
Phosphatide: syr looprad
ritchards: so... 4 and 3 then ;)
ritchards: we believe in you!
mistborn83: good start
Amentur: Nice start, James
Diabore: so it begins
Hellishdream: Oh, James.
CardKingdom: Sure is a James Turner
Ringo_The_Monkey: Keep
Phosphatide: good start Kappa
Ringo_The_Monkey: For sure
Amentur: Still better than Graham getting a 7 land hand
CardKingdom: Also good news for Adam, we sure can sell Out-of-Print Magic Sealed Products international now. You can get your Theros fix.
Toxxick: Maybe James should pick up modern tron? he'd have no issue hitting Turn 3 Tron
mistborn83: merely a flesh wound
ritchards: Should Deckmaster be working? Is Eldraine still being worked on?
billiam_mayzing: nah james would get 2 towers and 3 mines by turn 3 but never get the full tron on turn
ritchards: (I see the extension is on, it's just not showing anything)
TheWarbo: does this deck have green sources?
jubale1: just fruit
mistborn83: fruit fruit
Amentur: froot froot
jubale1: james, deck needs more forests :P
Hellishdream: I thought Zendiar was the next set.
Ringo_The_Monkey: bless
Amentur: Gesundheit!
morgoth_bauglyr: dad when's christmas!
mistborn83: Would it be more suprising if Elspith was or wasnt in the next Theros block
frozenphoenix7: No, Zendikar isn't for a while @hellishdream
djalternative: the music is properly capital E Epic
j0xer: nope they have to go save gideon or elspeth first
morgoth_bauglyr: zendikar is the last release of 2020
frozenphoenix7: Theros, New World, Core Set Teferi, Zendikar
seth_erickson: New World is called Ikoria
frozenphoenix7: Could only remember the theme, not the name.
frozenphoenix7: Thx
Hellishdream: Elspeth over Gideon please. Elspeth has been dead long enough that Gideon coming back would just make everyone angry.
djalternative: Ikoria = Kioria = Kiora confirmed.
CardKingdom: This deck looks dope
CardKingdom: Oh wait, sounded too much like myself there. "This deck looks like a lot of fun."
icantseeyourtoes: cheer420 it's late but im still going ti watch the 2 best boys playing magic.
frozenphoenix7: If Gideon came back, it just continues to make the WAR story spiral down from pretty bad to laughably bad, so >_>
j0xer: maybe they bring back venser instead
frozenphoenix7: I wish
j0xer: throw a real curve ball
RabidWallaby84: I think it's pretty much been shown that Elspeth will return
djalternative: a plastic bottle below the deck is technically an option as long as you don't tell anyone
TheWarbo: "I Bog Naughty your Bog Naughty"
RabidWallaby84: Gideon is deadboi
CardKingdom: Witchstalker if you get a green
CardKingdom: to fight
CardKingdom: Oh wait
CardKingdom: Wrong one
frozenphoenix7: No, that's the very good Wolf, not the good Wolf.
TheWarbo: yeah i tend to confuse Witchstalker and Wicked Wolf
RabidWallaby84: OP casts's moderately loose
frozenphoenix7: Is....that a Tournament Grounds in the OP's lands?
RabidWallaby84: Is this a sponsored stream or is Deckmaster broken again?
chaostreader: @frozenphoenix7 Yep.
billiam_mayzing: my guess is one of the off color hybrid nights?
billiam_mayzing: but at that point wouldnt a swamp still be better?
HungryCavalier: Deckmaster works fine for other streamers
RabidWallaby84: ^
billiam_mayzing: unless hes splashing for embercleave??
HungryCavalier: Did you turn on the detailed logs?
Alchemistmerlin: That "Game or draft is occurring" issue is the same problem I was having with deckmaster
frozenphoenix7: WG one maybe @billiam_mayzing
mistborn83: Is there a Conrad Here> A Syr Conrad?
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RabidWallaby84: Ok. Solution: I'll name the card and we can have Adam read it off. :P