Metalupis: speaking of mash ups, magic and my little pony
Phosphatide: it’s not hard to just make another switch profile for another save anyway
RomanianMyEscutcheon: At least it's not Malfurion. lrrBEEJ
incslayer: yes you pronounce the E at the end of Tyrande
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yep, I belive that's how you say Tyrande
NightValien28: magic and my little pony, ppr is magic
TXC2: nobody plays WoW, they endure it
Amentur: Will the WoW pauldrons increase their hitboxes?
RomanianMyEscutcheon: Tai-ran-duh
Laserbeaks_Fury: Still waiting for Panderan Mei
incslayer: Blasphemy Graham
TehAmelie: someone out there has the cheevo for reading every book in WoW. someone.
Metric_Furlong: remember when Warcraft was a strategy game? that was 17 years ago
red_shoes_jeff: Like Coke
snowcookies: be careful, saying WOW classic isn't good makes classic fanboys appear
j0xer: i dont like skins that change the silhouette of the character so they aren't recognizable
ThorSokar: I believe there is a crapshot about that (WOW classic) ;-)
BURRITOSlolos: Fail
Juliamon: That's super a Canadian thing
Erudite_Cynic: the hell is a butter tart?
Diabore: @Metric_Furlong im still waiting on warcraft 4
ThorSokar: what the hell is a butter tart?
incslayer: what is a butter tart?
snowcookies: butter tarts are not in other countries
CursedTechnocrat: @Erudite_Cynic I too want to know
JakeKamas: What do they look like?
malsareus: I have no context for butter tart
snowcookies: I never new
Metric_Furlong: Diabore same, tbh
Aylig: what the hell is a butter tart?
ContingentCat: I think they're in the UK but they're more popular here
Phosphatide: i just know about “tarts”
forlornhope22: is that like shortbread?
malsareus: are they a food?
niccus: oh, looks really similar to egg tarts
ayir: they should be careful with that, butter tarts are banned and illegal everywhere except Canada
TehAmelie: we call swedish meatballs meatballs, or turkish meatballs if we want to be specific
mtvcdm: When you strip Canadian cuisine down to the things that are specifically Canadian, the list gets very.... calorie and sugar intensive.
LloydWallace: Is it like the Gooey butter cake that one southern lady cooking show popularized?
LonelyTex: LOL
Going_Medium: Can we fianlly get a canadian version of nanaimo bars?
TheWarbo: #QuintessentialTreats
AmoriLinguae: it must be anglo-canadien
red_shoes_jeff: I feel sorry for you all. You should get a butter tart, whenever you're in Canada.
RebekahWSD: That sounds...really sweet
Sarah_Serinde: It's...not really like an egg tart aside from the fact that it's the same shape/crust?
Juliamon: So it's more of an egg tart?
snowcookies: there's usually raisins inside
KeirenH: tart with filling made from butter sugar and (non-highfructose) corn syrup
TXC2: mtvcdm almost like theres a lot french people in Canada :P
ThorSokar: That's very Wisconsin
ContingentCat: @Juliamon there's only a little egg, I wasn't aware there was any
Inquisitor_Xian: I saw Deep fried butter at a fair once...USA USA USA
malsareus: @Inquisitor_Xian WHAT
Elevation_4000_FT: can I put cannabis oil in it?
red_shoes_jeff: Get yourself a Maple Bacon butter tart! For MAXIMUM CANUCK!
malsareus: are you joking? please say yes
Wrexadecimal: @malsareus yeah, it's a thing
TXC2: Inquisitor_Xian that had to be a joke right?
pharniel: I only know them from steel my sunshine
theunknownpoetb: These sound a bit like variation for Danish
ContingentCat: @Elevation_4000_FT sure, fill your boots
ThorSokar: Apparently Beej has some butter tart feelings
Juliamon: (Don't put cannabis oil in anything without fat though, or it won't do anything)
Inquisitor_Xian: @TXC2 they were dead dead as the people who ate it.
Erudite_Cynic: @Going_Medium Nanaimo bars are from Nanaimo BC
TXC2: Inquisitor_Xian indeed
CursedTechnocrat: @Elevation_4000_FT the question is not can you, but how much can you put in before you mess up the filling texture
Erudite_Cynic: or did I mis a joke
Metric_Furlong: TXC2 you and I both know deap fried Mars bars are a thing and you're questioning this? :p
RayFK: Uhhhh Graham
RayFK: What animations?
Sarah_Serinde: theunknownpoetb I googled that and it sounds pretty different
NightValien28: haha funny drunk medic
TehAmelie: if i had Mercy's job i'd be drinking too
RayFK: I thought those animations were banned.
Metalupis: if you had to deal with patients all day you would drink too
LonelyTex: RayFK LUL
mercano82: Anything to get Mercy through the day.
TXC2: the reason cookbooks have stories is because you can't copyright recipes, but you can with stroies
Kramburger: Mercy puts up with a lot of shit
Flotil: OWL2019hungry
Drasvin: Does McCree get an apple pie?
LonelyTex: TIL TXC2
TXC2: Metric_Furlong mars bars are at least a food, not just element of food
NightValien28: TXC2 that makes so much god damn sense
BlueMechanic: You can only take so many demans from people who need healing beforeyou turn to drink
Diabore: T H I C C
couldntpickausername: probab;y to easy to argue prior art
morgoth_bauglyr: cookbooks that get to the point are the best
orbitaltuna: medics need hard drinks
Erudite_Cynic: my favorite ones are the ones that are in a 3 ring binders
Invitare: D: I always forget Checkpoint is Thursdays now
ThorSokar: I don't want a 200 word story on how this recipe shaped your damn life
RebekahWSD: Most good online recipes will have a button to go to the recipe. It's for search engines!
EvilBadman: "Before the attacks of Septemeber 11..."
Sarah_Serinde: My assumption for online recipes is that they're trying to pad it out to be a decent length for SEO, but I don't know if that's actually why
ContingentCat: The absolute worst is when they integrate the recipie into that nonsesnse so you can't just scroll past it
maxvolume: cups?! grams
RebekahWSD: As far as I understand, it is that, Sarah_Serinde
TheWarbo: with online stuff, I've always felt like very few people foodblog because they're hoping to serve people who only find them frantically googling
KeirenH: just scroll until you see the box with ingredients, the actual recipe is below
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EvilBadman: It's the -eej mind meld, Beej.
Erudite_Cynic: Peej and Beej are too mighty a combo
Sarah_Serinde: Oh my parents have one of his cookbooks
mtvcdm: (we also have a cookbook in the Food channel of the Discord; if you have a favorite recipe feel free to add to it)
TehAmelie: look at it this way, on the internet you're getting every conceivable recipe for free, just by scrolling a bit
TheSpindash: Cheer100 I didn't realized I had bits. So... Here you go!
seth_erickson: Saw some gameplay of Later Alligator the other day and oh boy was it spectacular
pharniel: isn't it great
ThorSokar: Also, apparently there is a butter tart shortage in Canada because one of the main bakeries that make them in Quebec flooded
pharniel: 89x Windsor always played the opening
Reecer6: Who's stealing your heroin?
ApplicativeJones: semi-charmed life is about crystal meth.
Wrexadecimal: Those songs came out 2 years apart, so close enough time period
NightValien28: hahaha
red_shoes_jeff: Really? News to me.
snowcookies: lol wwut
Reecer6: !unsusbscribe buttertart facts
Sarah_Serinde: I recently learned there's an entire mini chain of stores that just does butter tarts
Laurence72: !unsubscribe butter tart facts
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Metric_Furlong: Butter Tarts! Butter tarts! *banging fist on table*
BasilHunter: TTSF for Butter Tarts
Aylig: !subscribe buttertart facts
TXC2: Remember when the Golbal reserve of Syrup got stolen in Canada?
TheWarbo: Now I want a Buttertart Food token
ContingentCat: it's not like when the maple syrup reserve was broken into
Sarah_Serinde: :D
The_FlyingDutchman: if you could make a buttertart with poutine, does canada implode?
HbombAndFriends: Butter Tart Simulator- coming to Steam next week! ;)
niccus: wow deep from the dairy lobby
frnknstn: hope the strategic butter tart reserves hold out
erloas: maybe there is a grandmother shortage
e_bloc: ah Grandmother's Butter Tart Oven, my favorite new card from throne of eldraine
incslayer: i mean Norway has had butter shortage so its not that impossible
pyrojakk: This is very weird to listen to when you have no idea what a butter tart is as an european
Phosphatide: would watch an episode of TTSF for “fucking butter tarts”
red_shoes_jeff: @TXC2 Can you narrow that down a bit?
ThorSokar: I'll be sure to update wikipedia for ya Beej
couldntpickausername: I feel a crapshot being formed
couldntpickausername: "the shortage"
Metric_Furlong: Phosphatide I think that's a TOS violation
Sarah_Serinde: Beej you can reuse those tins :P
TehAmelie: my stepbrother used to just mix eggs and sugar and eat it with a spoon. did he solve pastries or ruin them?
Erudite_Cynic: welp we know how to enrage the beej
couldntpickausername: or maybe a qwrp bit
maxvolume: Canadians have very storng feelings about their national food
mtvcdm: Advice: "Fill your boots with butter tarts."
Juliamon: That's an !advice if I ever heard one
mistborn83: Gooey butter cake is better #truth
Pazy160: Alright, so whens the TTSF where you make Buttertarts.
CountConcede: i just discovered this channel and the knowledge ive gained about Butter Tarts is well worth my sub
HbombAndFriends: But ‘er tarts!
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ContingentCat: ooo butter tart cheese cake sounds good
Juliamon: Oh good, we're in agreement mtvcdm
The_FlyingDutchman: !advice
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HbombAndFriends: Cheer50
red_shoes_jeff: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get a crystal for all your bathing suit zone purposes.
Erudite_Cynic: its super weird to see art I made being worn by beej.....
j0xer: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: CheckPoint+ (Kathleen, Beej and Paul bring you the latest news from the world of Video Games.) at Thu 01:00 PM PDT (57m ago).
Metalupis: Butter tart cheesecake, who hurt you? should be a quote
LonelyTex: As you should. That shirt is my fault.
Elevation_4000_FT: can Beej's butter tart rant be a Dessert Bus thing?
LonelyTex: wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa wheelerWheelerKappa
Phosphatide: do we just call this week’s checkpoint “butter tarts” even if that story wasn’t part of the recording? LUL
mtvcdm: !desertbus
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mtvcdm: !db countdown
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YawnLance: Tex unleashed its majesty upon the world.
wafflesoup: LUL
LloydWallace: I mean technically I'm from Michigan, but that's close enough
LonelyTex: (With Wheeler's permission, by the by)
snowcookies: a hunk
ContingentCat: hey we're not going to kinkshame
TheSpindash: I now expect the next Mail Time to be everyone thoroughly helping you with the "shortage"
Sarah_Serinde: LRR really does not need help with that
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Stoffern: Buttertart emote when?
TXC2: sending Canadian food to LRR sounds unnecessary
red_shoes_jeff: Don't do that. THEY WILL NOT SURVIVE.
Scrubbodiestobears: i bought some nanaimo bars the other day and they're so sweet and i regret nothing
niccus: what if chess pie in tart form
TheSpindash: XD I didn't say I will. I can't control the will of the internet.
TheWarbo: TIRED: dilly bar wagers WIRED: buttertart wagers
ContingentCat: or go to any nearby bakery, they're very easy to find
Sarah_Serinde: Plus I'm sure there are a lot of independent bakeries that make better butter tarts than you'd get from the place that's experiencing the shortage
Spacepup: Oh god Desert Bus is in about a month.
snowcookies: ppft
Phosphatide: butter tart dilly bars
Jorge4hg: oh god
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ThorSokar: they're full up on butter tarts now
ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James and Adam play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (25s ago).
TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham, beej and PAul
Haberdashed: Time travel
Spacepup: Man, I'm moving soon, its gonna be hard to save up that money.
red_shoes_jeff: TIME TRAVEL!
red_shoes_jeff: Wait
NimrodXIV: wait
TXC2: !events
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ContingentCat: waiting
ThorSokar: HOLD
offbeatwitch: wait
TXC2: !patreon
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Amentur: waiting
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red_shoes_jeff: BUY!
snowcookies: bye!
Aenir798: -w-w-ait
TXC2: !twitter
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream
TXC2: !ytmember
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TXC2: bye
Metalupis: oh lord, flashs of pax south crossing signals
Amentur: Buying fonds
Metalupis: wait
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody
Amentur: Good night TXC2
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrSIGNAL PrideTake PrideWingR
Phosphatide: lrrSIGNAL seabatBRAIN
chaostreader: Whose ready to draft knights?
margieargie: hi graham by graham
mistborn83: Looks its Games and Mirror James
margieargie: *bye
Amentur: lrrAWESOME
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Adam and James are live with some good old fashion MTG drafts. Today on LRRMTG we’re checking out Throne of Eldraine drafts. ||
TheWarbo: Adam drafting Eldraine? I haven't seen this in almost two hours
Laurence72: May all your food tokens be buttertarts
jdarr5000: Can we replace james with Graham ?
Phosphatide: syr looprad
ritchards: so... 4 and 3 then ;)
ritchards: we believe in you!
mistborn83: good start
Amentur: Nice start, James
Diabore: so it begins
Hellishdream: Oh, James.
CardKingdom: Sure is a James Turner
Ringo_The_Monkey: Keep
Phosphatide: good start Kappa
Ringo_The_Monkey: For sure
Amentur: Still better than Graham getting a 7 land hand
CardKingdom: Also good news for Adam, we sure can sell Out-of-Print Magic Sealed Products international now. You can get your Theros fix.
Toxxick: Maybe James should pick up modern tron? he'd have no issue hitting Turn 3 Tron
mistborn83: merely a flesh wound
ritchards: Should Deckmaster be working? Is Eldraine still being worked on?
billiam_mayzing: nah james would get 2 towers and 3 mines by turn 3 but never get the full tron on turn
ritchards: (I see the extension is on, it's just not showing anything)
TheWarbo: does this deck have green sources?
jubale1: just fruit
mistborn83: fruit fruit
Amentur: froot froot
jubale1: james, deck needs more forests :P
Hellishdream: I thought Zendiar was the next set.
Ringo_The_Monkey: bless
Amentur: Gesundheit!
morgoth_bauglyr: dad when's christmas!
mistborn83: Would it be more suprising if Elspith was or wasnt in the next Theros block
frozenphoenix7: No, Zendikar isn't for a while @hellishdream
djalternative: the music is properly capital E Epic
j0xer: nope they have to go save gideon or elspeth first
morgoth_bauglyr: zendikar is the last release of 2020
frozenphoenix7: Theros, New World, Core Set Teferi, Zendikar
seth_erickson: New World is called Ikoria
frozenphoenix7: Could only remember the theme, not the name.
frozenphoenix7: Thx
Hellishdream: Elspeth over Gideon please. Elspeth has been dead long enough that Gideon coming back would just make everyone angry.
djalternative: Ikoria = Kioria = Kiora confirmed.
CardKingdom: This deck looks dope
CardKingdom: Oh wait, sounded too much like myself there. "This deck looks like a lot of fun."
icantseeyourtoes: cheer420 it's late but im still going ti watch the 2 best boys playing magic.
frozenphoenix7: If Gideon came back, it just continues to make the WAR story spiral down from pretty bad to laughably bad, so >_>
j0xer: maybe they bring back venser instead
frozenphoenix7: I wish
j0xer: throw a real curve ball
RabidWallaby84: I think it's pretty much been shown that Elspeth will return
djalternative: a plastic bottle below the deck is technically an option as long as you don't tell anyone
TheWarbo: "I Bog Naughty your Bog Naughty"
RabidWallaby84: Gideon is deadboi
CardKingdom: Witchstalker if you get a green
CardKingdom: to fight
CardKingdom: Oh wait
CardKingdom: Wrong one
frozenphoenix7: No, that's the very good Wolf, not the good Wolf.
TheWarbo: yeah i tend to confuse Witchstalker and Wicked Wolf
RabidWallaby84: OP casts's moderately loose
frozenphoenix7: Is....that a Tournament Grounds in the OP's lands?
RabidWallaby84: Is this a sponsored stream or is Deckmaster broken again?
chaostreader: @frozenphoenix7 Yep.
billiam_mayzing: my guess is one of the off color hybrid nights?
billiam_mayzing: but at that point wouldnt a swamp still be better?
HungryCavalier: Deckmaster works fine for other streamers
RabidWallaby84: ^
billiam_mayzing: unless hes splashing for embercleave??
HungryCavalier: Did you turn on the detailed logs?
Alchemistmerlin: That "Game or draft is occurring" issue is the same problem I was having with deckmaster
frozenphoenix7: WG one maybe @billiam_mayzing
mistborn83: Is there a Conrad Here> A Syr Conrad?
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RabidWallaby84: Ok. Solution: I'll name the card and we can have Adam read it off. :P
HerpesTornado: Why are they so quiet?
Jondare: not sure deckmaster is still getting supported? Otherwise, Cardboardlive seems to work wuite well, even if it's not quite as small and nice as deckmaster
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erloas: not quiet at all on my side
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margieargie: You were a bit quieter than the Checkpoint stream was, but not like super-quiet or anything.
BloodForTheCorelab: For a moment i read that as curious pie. I want a creature type pie :(
Hellishdream: I saw it, it was real bad.
Hellishdream: It was just sad angry white guy the movie.
Erudite_Cynic: volcanoes are DISASTERS
Haberdashed: Well it's got a 9.3 on IMDB and a 70% on Rotton Tomatoes, so take that for what it's worth.
cookiem0nster: The adds say it’s good lol critroleMatt
Haberdashed: 70% metacritic
RabidWallaby84: It's rather hard to tell that Giant's Skewer is an artifact with that special card frame.
chaostreader: 1/1 and 1/3?
Izandai: What movie?
Amentur: The new Joker
Izandai: ty
Haberdashed: That said, most of the actual written reviews I'm seeing are saying that it's awful and disappointing.
Arikell: less in trouble now
RabidWallaby84: I never trust reviewers. My tastes can vary greatly from the masses.
Ashton: I just joined so I could listen to you 2 talk about food and Bog Naughty's
seth_erickson: I think we top top here with Konrad first
RabidWallaby84: Bog Naughty sounds like a Compton rapper's name
TheWarbo: Remember their bog naughty has 4 toughness right now
Izandai: Their Bog Naughty is a 6/4
Haberdashed: Bog Naughty still sounds like a british sex move
chesul: Izandai which just means it takes both food.
Izandai: And more mana.
chaostreader: We have three food.
RabidWallaby84: haha...ain't a 4 toughness anymore
Earthenone: Naughty Bog studios
mistborn83: I would bognauggty there other 2 creaters and start swining
seth_erickson: Don't forget to not mill with Konrad
Rahserat: keep the egg for bog naughty?
TheWarbo: I think we put every creature on top and just mill away the ones we don't want with Konrad
Izandai: All the creatures.
Izandai: More Konrad damage.
Jondare: put EVERYTHING on top for max triggers
seth_erickson: we want all we get to draw
Amentur: Hunter should give a food at least
Izandai: You can just mill the Belles.
Izhuark: We can mill what we don't want afterward
TheWarbo: You don't have to *draw* it all, Konrad can mill it
Jondare: you dont even need to draw, you can just mill with konrad for even MORE triggers
chaostreader: ^
RabidWallaby84: does golden egg make mana?
Rahserat: dont block the skewer if they get food, we're toast
Mac1904: cheer1000 being naughty in the bog! cheers from germany
zahlfast: Hi James and James
Amentur: If they move the skewer bog naught dies to state based effects
chesul: RabidWallaby84 they would need to sac the egg with the mana.
SZebra: eat food#
Jondare: Eat the egg
TheWarbo: we can eat but ugh
e_bloc: egg is food
Jondare: Next turn swing with all, those triggers+the mills should almost certainly be lethal
Izandai: Mil the top three before you draw.
Izandai: Savvy Hunter doesn't matter. We want the guaranteed 1 damage.
CommiePuddin: Do your mills before konrad dies.
SirTrae: Attack with everything. trigger Konrad as much as you can
SZebra: Knight has Lifelink, so perhaps not
frozenphoenix7: They do have a 5 power lifelinker
chesul: might as well try it.
RabidWallaby84: knight is lifelink
TheWarbo: I don't think we're dealing 15 damage to them
Izandai: You're dead next turn. Flunging is all you can do.
chaostreader: ^
Jondare: Still just swing all, mill before damage, each dude is AT LEAST 1 damage, usually 2
Amentur: Mill first, math is secondary
e_bloc: what if we mill 8 creatures
Rahserat: flunge and mill for your life
onestoneofice: just flunge and use all mana on konrad triggers yeah
TheWarbo: But yeah, flunge is the only chance at all
Tiber727: Math is for people not on timers.
Jondare: I've won with worse odds of off konrad triggers, that card is a BEAST
chaostreader: Also all the death triggers from combat.
Izandai: Them not blocking with the Belle is... Interesting.
chesul: you're dealing 5 in combat damage.
Izhuark: Wow
RabidWallaby84: wow....
underhill33: so closee
Izandai: dinger
e_bloc: so close
SirTrae: So close
m_logan2000: cats
Jondare: So close
onestoneofice: close
e_bloc: not that close
Amentur: Dang
zahlfast: !card flunge
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
e_bloc: but very close
Jondare: Should have attacked the turn you played Konrad, so you had more dudes to put on your library with Forever young
freshmaker__: sure you just run a swamp if you're not somehow splashing for other colours knights
seth_erickson: Fell the Pheasant comes in here
Izhuark: This deck is sweet
freshmaker__: surely*
TheWarbo: Are they splashing something?
captain_potato_pc: 41?
Izhuark: yeah fell the pheasant seems golden here
misskale: could they have embercleave?
SmashTCG: @LoadingReadyRun did you hear what they changed in this update regarding Golden goose
Amentur: You were at 41
onestoneofice: probably
freshmaker__: hamming it up
morgoth_bauglyr: whoopsies
Mangledpixel: lrrHAM
m_logan2000: flier killer?
SmashTCG: they Made it HONK
v_nome: the 41st card was our secret tech vs mill
RabidWallaby84: Fell the Pheasant deals 5 damage to a creature with flying!? There are 2 things seriously wrong with this card. 1. Pheasants don't really fly...they flap for short distances. 2. How big is this pheasant that you need to deal 5 to it!?
Izhuark: it's not great
Izhuark: but mull to 5 is wors
Invitare: Adam I think you're the cursed one today. Remember all those lands earlier?
Izhuark: yeah black and green are pretty good this set
freshmaker__: memowy weft
Jondare: that's a stacked hand
VmKid: Go Weft owo
TheWarbo: you did that on your stream too. I think it's trying to say "wipe" & "theft" at the same time
Izhuark: Adversary + outmuscle is back breaking ;)
zahlfast: Rwar
Mangledpixel: !card weft
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historyman_admu: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 29:57.
zahlfast: The guy on the right seems good at this game
RabidWallaby84: Have you guys seen the My Little Pony: The Galloping cards?
Izhuark: Welp this is bad
m_logan2000: well 1/1 for 1 not good
Diabore: for charity
freshmaker__: They're cute
RabidWallaby84: 3 cards, 1 is a flip
EvilBadman: commander, if your friends are good and cool people
RabidWallaby84: I'm disappointed that there's no Rainbow Dash, though
Mangledpixel: they're basically in the same vein as un-cards
accountmadeforants: You can do whatever in Commander, though.
freshmaker__: I mean in commander you can technically house rule anything so long as your group is cool with it
EJGRgunner: They are silver bordered
e_bloc: Cheer99 #blamegraham
thebluecosmonaut: PRANK MASTER
freshmaker__: blaem graham
SirTrae: Just a prank bro
e_bloc: kinda low on mythic rare wildcards
seth_erickson: Eleanora is also quite good
Izhuark: I prefer the gargoyle
e_bloc: frost titan
freshmaker__: prectically a frost titan
freshmaker__: practically*
RabidWallaby84: I think the Elf or Gargoyle are correct
zahlfast: Yes!
Izhuark: It's a crazy wall early and a huge threat later
RabidWallaby84: that Elf looks like a Gobbo
TheWarbo: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
accountmadeforants: Quick, get the vaseline!
e_bloc: gottem
e_bloc: snap revenge
j0xer: whooops there goes all the road quest footage
TheWarbo: now it is us who has the stupid card
Kadenus: it makes all attacks feel bad
zahlfast: Rock paper scissors
EJGRgunner: Gentlemen, we have the !vaseline or barcode command for a reason!
zahlfast: Do they have that in Canada?
Izhuark: So tiny ?
e_bloc: how does Adam ever pass so tiny
Sir_Bongs_A_Lot: HeyGuys
j0xer: counter spells are already bad enough
theneatestburrito: Jars. How on brand.
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Izhuark: First flavour draft paper fight ? Kappa
RabidWallaby84: Eye collector :D
korvys: Oh, I love this deck
RabidWallaby84: bridge
Izhuark: The scarecrow ?
The_Voices: huh, you could make a cookie jar deck...
zahlfast: Who is the off screen voice?
chaostreader: We do draw though? Mantle isn’t bad.
Izhuark: Wow black is wide open
Diabore: blue and black seem very underdrafted
korvys: Sleep
seth_erickson: charmed sleep
RabidWallaby84: UUUU for that owl is bad
seth_erickson: Lost legion?
Izhuark: yeah splash the blue red enchentment
Izhuark: it's better than lost legion
chaostreader: Owl gets our auras.
chaostreader: Elenora draws cards.
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korvys: Bucket is Mardu, not really UR
Izhuark: didn't say please ?
onestoneofice: baaake
RabidWallaby84: drown #2?
ayir: bake into a butter tart
zahlfast: No bucket
Izhuark: Guardian is okay
seth_erickson: River Turtle
Izhuark: but we are starting to get get low on 2 drops
seth_erickson: Shriek is good in sideboard
Izhuark: Land ?
chaostreader: We could have so many Didn’t say please.
thirty_pound_knight: Don't kill, mill
RabidWallaby84: sanctuary is a beast in Pauper...should not be common
Izhuark: This deck is looking sick already
seth_erickson: I think egg for curve purposes
Invitare: Adam expresses a preference for jars
Izhuark: We are so in the right colors x)
RabidWallaby84: intermesting looking deck.
seth_erickson: Maybe one or two so tiny's
chaostreader: Cut a so tiny.
MechaKuuga: charmed sleep is pretty good removal imo
RabidWallaby84: we gonna run the sanctuary?
MechaKuuga: Revenge of Ravens out?
ritchards: is that Cam we hear?
squigel: has memory theft been good for you adam?
Trambampoline: what does it turn on exactly
raaabr: !card Wicked guardian
LRRbot: Wicked Guardian [3B] | Creature — Human Noble [4/2] | When Wicked Guardian enters the battlefield, you may have it deal 2 damage to another creature you control. If you do, draw a card.
zahlfast: I think charmed sleep is in
raaabr: I faced an opponent with *5* revenge of ravens. I barely won that match
Izhuark: @ritchards Yes, i guess. the door of the studio is surely open.
chaostreader: Run away together?
WololoCrash: you cant cut sleep though :/
RabidWallaby84: UU on turn 2 would be challenging when we're wanting BB for turn 3
korvys: I had a game, where I had a Revenge of Ravens, and oppo literally couldn't kill me - I got them low enough they couldn't attack enough times to kill me without dying.
PlusDY: Run away lets you recast adventures. Swap out a jar
Izhuark: I think 9 island is better
silvalunae: Anyone else having weirdness with deckmaster o.o it's causing the entire screen to black out
Izhuark: our early blue is more important
RabidWallaby84: turns 3 & 4 we want BB, so Sprite is looking not very good for on-curve play
zahlfast: Charmed sleep is good even if not on 3
onestoneofice: do you run the sanctuary?
Diabore: sanctuary is so good
Izhuark: I think tap land are fine to a point
Izhuark: 1 to 3 is very low downside
onestoneofice: it does give you a lot of value instants and sorceries
zahlfast: Good luck!
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e_bloc: is terminate//counterspell a good split card?
seth_erickson: THis is great for memory Theft
RabidWallaby84: bahaha
onestoneofice: nice tight
Trambampoline: gg
raaabr: Is Deckmaster not working atm?
zahlfast: Seems preeeeety good
RabidWallaby84: Run away re-play Tome Raider?
chaostreader: Get rid of the witch? So they can’t hit you for more damage using food?
seth_erickson: I think we want to start holding up Drown in the lock
ritchards: Is Adam basically toying with his food? (where food = opponent)
raaabr: !card Reave soul
LRRbot: Reave Soul [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature with power 3 or less.
korvys: Oh right, bounce, adventure again
Invitare: it tapped blue
raaabr: Huh. Epic downfall in a set with Reave Soul
chaostreader: Play the swamp.
chaostreader: Nvm. Didn’t say it in time.
TheWarbo: that giggle
TheWarbo: the giggle is so great
RabidWallaby84: stupid auto-tapper
seth_erickson: auto tapper gave you ample time to not tap both blue
Izhuark: Yeah the auto-tapper is at the same time the best and the worst part of arena
Trambampoline: this gingerbro
korvys: I think, once you get used to it, I haven't messed up with autotapper any more than I mess up tapping my own land in paper
m_logan2000: auto tapper seems worse than it was a year ago
RabidWallaby84: Can't be blocked except by haste is so annoying...basically non-red decks can't block? Sooooo busted...
korvys: Autotapper is waaaaay better than it used to be, but that means people trust it more, so they get caught by ti when it's bad.
RabidWallaby84: incoming combat trick that will get countered muahaha
Izhuark: Yeah ginger brute is a surprisingly good one drop, still a 1/1 for 1 isn't great.
ninja_theory_ashrams: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 55:46.
TheWarbo: oh look, we got the " lrrEFF your 1/1s" card
Izhuark: kill the brute in reponse to equip ?
korvys: Ha! Revenge makes 1/1s pointless, nice
RabidWallaby84: yep...make them waste mana haha
Izhuark: oh yeah nice catch
rage552: In response, I concede lmao
seth_erickson: shriek might be good since they have black
Ponyshment: put your own gingerbrute to block LUL
mysticsage1: what cardback are you using?
RabidWallaby84: Fblthp
Izhuark: I don't think specter shriek is good even against an heavy black deck. 1 for 1 discard is overrated in limited.
seth_erickson: Specter's Shriek has been quite good for me in my limited games
RabidWallaby84: that's neat...
captain_potato_pc: WutFace
Hellishdream: That sound.
RabidWallaby84: it deal 0 anyways
SirTrae: Seems like a good card to charmed sleep
Trambampoline: what a draw
RabidWallaby84: where are our 3 1 drop mills!?
Izhuark: Chump fairies for days x)
raaabr: The Witch's curse intensifies
RabidWallaby84: deck heard swap...gave you swamp :/
silvalunae: !card food
LRRbot: Food Chain [2G] | Enchantment | Exile a creature you control: Add X mana of any one color, where X is 1 plus the exiled creature's converted mana cost. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.
anetfullofjello: that's 11 of your 17 lands seen so far?
raaabr: Wow. You're cursed, James
TheWarbo: well at least we can stop the 8/6. Now it's just the eventually-15-damage witch
korvys: !findquote land
LRRbot: Quote #3244: "That's an ass! That's a land ass!" —Alex [2016-08-17]
Mokofin: Jeez, how many lands do you play ? LUL
anetfullofjello: 12 now
Onehalfcupflour: We only have so many cards, it's gotta be in there somewhere, right?
Izhuark: Yeah the withc is a 3/3 unblockable at this point
m_logan2000: counter
PaperDoopliss: Bear suplex is a good card
korvys: Or a secret keeper, to turn on drown
RabidWallaby84: !badadvice
seth_erickson: I don't think specter's shriek is bad in this match up we just didn't see it
korvys: Bake would have given you a turn or 2, secret keeper would turn on drown to kill the witch, and a chump for the big guy
Mangledpixel: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always carrying $3.17 in mixed coins.
RabidWallaby84: oh yeah, we went mill and didn't take the gargoyle
RabidWallaby84: never didn't have it
Izhuark: Well we couldn't have known but i still think in a vacuum the gargoyle is better than Elanora.
chaostreader: Op didn’t realize Cottage doesn’t count itself, I think.
ninja_theory_ashrams: !time 24
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 15:09
RabidWallaby84: I think we wait at least 1 turn
Stebes: super greed
RangerOfVoid: what else do you have?
TheWarbo: i'm in favor of maximum greed
FriedCrow: swing in the air tho
Jondare: maximum greed
SydPreviouslyHeadache: submit to the greed
rage552: !card Pot of Greed
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
philontv: I would like to go to greed phase?
RabidWallaby84: and now we smite!
zahlfast: Greed = Good
Izhuark: Engage greed mode !
Going_Medium: lrrGREED ?
raaabr: AKA the Cruel abusive mother figure to the children...?
Stebes: All this Greeed is making me hungry
Ringo_The_Monkey: My nerves
Jondare: this is gonna be such an absolute blowout xD
Izhuark: double block is better
raaabr: GEDDEM
raaabr: And then you Plague Winded them
Trambampoline: yummy
RangerOfVoid: what did they just play?
raaabr: I hate Revenge of Ravens being an uncommon
korvys: !card drown
LRRbot: Found 18 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
PlusDY: lrrGREED
Izhuark: 4 removal in hand ? easy life
korvys: !card drown in the loch
LRRbot: Drown in the Loch [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Counter target spell with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard. / • Destroy target creature with converted mana cost less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.
RabidWallaby84: awwe...I took a work call and missed the "Destroy All Humans" :(
j0xer: aren't you on a show called 'the long game' james?
SirTrae: Should have destroyed the legion
Jondare: should have killed the knight, that would still have fizzled the adventure
Mangledpixel: !kill all humans
LRRbot: Executing command.
Izhuark: keep the queen of ice ?
PlusDY: @SirTrae countering the adventure sent the creature to the graveyard too
zahlfast: Or just pass
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SirTrae: @PlusDY yeah, but if they killed the Lost Legion with it on the stack, they spell fizzles, so they still can't go on the adventure
Izhuark: That's a lot of creatures
SirTrae: forever young is bugged
PlusDY: Oh, i see. Thanks!
Izhuark: Forever young is so good
zahlfast: Uh oh
squigel: a draw 4 into a secret keeper
SirTrae: You get to see how they stacked thier creatures
RabidWallaby84: Forever young is just silly for 2cmc
korvys: !card forever young
LRRbot: Forever Young [1B] | Sorcery | Put any number of target creature cards from your graveyard on top of your library. / Draw a card.
zahlfast: Some of their creatures may not matter
seth_erickson: Have we seen a single rare from our opponent
raaabr: Do you have an Order of Midnight?
fubargames: Is deckmaster overlay broken?
sarawwww22: Irencraag Pyromancer is sooooooooo annoying T_T
korvys: Not updated, I assume
LackingSanity_: I'd have blocked with the two fairies there, they aren't doing much with the revenge on the board
Izhuark: the sprite was countering their combat trick
Izhuark: but yeah a random card is surely better
korvys: What are the library counts?
Izhuark: ouch
seth_erickson: hah them drawing cards plays right into our game plan
TheWarbo: i think the card draw, yeah
jonasjonIV: unfortunate
Izhuark: @korvys Our opponent put a lot of cards on top thanks to forever young
Kyir: Not land!
Kyir: Land!
Izhuark: I think the main downside of the mill deck is the fact that forever young is a great common.
j0xer: you have reason to not keep playing lands out
korvys: Oh, yeah, stop playing land
chaostreader: You should keep lands on hand to make Elenora bigger.
Izhuark: Yeah we are ultra dead
zahlfast: I think maybe we should not have countered the giant
freshmaker__: BL
Hellishdream: That game was a grind. This format is so grindy.
zahlfast: So we could have countered their graveyard recursion instead? Only with hindsight though
raaabr: I wonder if someone could read through all of James's games and analyze how often he gets mana flooded
Izhuark: @zahlfast forever young is what really killed us here.
Izhuark: I think you still play the one drop in case of an aggresive hand.
chacha21: !schedule
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TheWarbo: how many to turn on into the story
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chaostreader: 7. Threshold
KingOfDoma: that game was frustrating because I came I halfway through and couldn't figure out why we weren't chiseling in with the faeries each turn
chaostreader: They had Revenge of Ravens.
seth_erickson: I think we should have played into the story to try and get lands
Izhuark: Chump ?
rage552: honestly think they made green and black way too strong in this limited format
Makimachine: I'm doing a Sealed Eldraine on Arena right now and got a Garruk, he is insanely good. Makes your wolfs practically unblockable. :D
Izhuark: It always feel bad to chump :(
KingOfDoma: Also, Deckmaster still doesn't have ELD loaded
zahlfast: This turn is hard
korvys: Should have drawn on your turn, could have played a land
allfunlover: yikes, deathtouch and trample on that guy
Izhuark: Our opponent is on aggro.dek
zahlfast: What is that enchantment?
Pikaminer1245: Can't wait for tomorrow guys!
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Rybsson: friday ;)
Ponyshment: trample deathtouch, you're just dead
Robot_Bones: Drafting IRL at my LGS
chaostreader: +1/+0 and trample to non-humans? @zahlfast
Pikaminer1245: the FNPF that's tomorrow
Izhuark: I hate when deck are this aggresive
Fugi: Tomorrow is when James eats a whole cake, did you forget?
seth_erickson: Swordmaster could be good for this aggressive deck
Izhuark: this always seems to work for my opponent and only 50% of the time for me
oldmanlayfield: How excited for my little mtg ponies is Adam
Robot_Bones: mmmm cake
korvys: Cake bits?
Robot_Bones: do it for me?
Diabore: i very much dislike sprite, id bring in swordmaster
hinhanska: cup-cake
raaabr: Cake?
SirTrae: Why is James allegedly eating a whole cake?
zahlfast: Mmmm apple cake
Pikaminer1245: Did anyone else get Javier as their prerelease promo besides me?
zahlfast: And lava bears
Onehalfcupflour: That reminds me of the time I accidentally had two birthdays on the same day. I had to eat two cakes, then.
Diabore: but fugi never lies
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e_bloc: Party100 so if we get to 10000 bits James eats a whole cake on stream>
SkrigTheBat: Midnight greetings from Bavaria :D
Aarek: Its Fvgi now
korvys: Fuji would be fuji, fugi is fugi
Oneiros96: what you playing tomorrow at fnpf ?
Robot_Bones: if you ask Fugi if he likes ice cream, he'll say yes
Veste: fugi-wara armbar
Diabore: @Oneiros96 throne draft
Fugi: Just get a small cake obv
oldmanlayfield: Could we get my little planeswalkers?
korvys: Ferocity?
Izhuark: Yeah the way it's written it sound more like an hard G.
kumatsu: Time to bring back Beej Eats the Whole Cake?
Dmc3628: Outmuscle, the Bear SUPLEX (or in the Japanese Guide Book, the Gotch Suplex)
seth_erickson: maybe outmuscle
zahlfast: Dunno
travisbloom: Does anyone know when the next Long Game session is?
Fugi: @Izhuark it's not up for debate, it is pronounced like Fuji because I say it is
Robot_Bones: Lies
Ponyshment: outmuscle has the best art in the history of MTG
Tiber727: Adam, if James can pressure you into a 24 hr stream, you should pressure him into into eating the whole cake.
Invitare: it depends on how big the cake is
VerdaugaTiger: People get my name wrong all the time, too.
SquareDotCube: Would you eat a horse? :P
StrayReaper: Why not beej eats the whole cake?
Invitare: like, a cupcake is technically a whole cake
e_bloc: it sounds like a good idea until about the point where you have eaten about a quarter of a cake
travisbloom: Thank you!
zahlfast: Can it be a whole ice cream cake??
SquareDotCube: Tinker Toaster Graham's Fried
Fenrikson: Pride100 did someone say Adam eats cake?
Fugi: Eating a whole cake is easy if it's a 4" or 6" cake
Spluuga: Everyone wants to be able to eat the whole cake without consequences
Kyir: If you draw all your lands at the start, then you'll ONLY draw gas afterwards
kumatsu: So it's Mountain Time?
Izhuark: @Fugi Sorry, it was more of an intellectual exercise than a real debate, magic streams tend to do that to me real bad. ^^"
AtomicAlchemical: Opp needs to draw blank cards
Pikaminer1245: What are your favorite Legends in this set?
freshmaker__: Let them eat cake
zahlfast: I too want cake
chaostreader: Why not on LRR’s birthday?
AtomicAlchemical: Because cake is for sharing?
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CmdrHappyPants: Home early and watching the best boys.
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Fenrikson: cake is bad for your teef
Fugi: @Izhuark no worries
zahlfast: Our deck looks beautiful
seth_erickson: We've been drawing an unfortunate amount of lands
purplish2: I would have sympathy but you are playing mill
freshmaker__: Road Quest is the video equivalent of a cake.
oldmanlayfield: Need Graham here so it can be a Three bears stream
changer8699: hi
RabidWallaby84: That's not chapstick, that's a Lucky Clover
seth_erickson: Didn't realize the OP was a fellow Seth
freshmaker__: It's kind of wild that you don't have to pay anything for the clover triggers. I figured it'd be like Mirari
Izhuark: That's why i don't like hyper-aggresive decks :/
RabidWallaby84: @seth_erickson I wonder what he's proooooobably better known as...
Fenrikson: Let James outta the jar you monster
gamercat88: !next
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zahlfast: It helps a little
chaostreader: They have threshold? So it’s -6/-0
oldmanlayfield: I was surprised in the latest Friday nights that you didn't call yourselves the Three Burly boys
RabidWallaby84: Man...what is Ian doing with that Guidance system!?
Pikaminer1245: They tried to Bear Suplex but the suplex was too weak to do anything
purplish2: how many cards/lands do you have left?
SirTrae: Don't play it
changer8699: ! uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:33:16.
AtomicAlchemical: Is this a stabilize?
kumatsu: I'ts the James Turner Special
Invitare: Adam was doing this earlier on his own stream, he is the cursed one today
zahlfast: You got this, I have faith
SirTrae: Let the Ogre cycle your lands for you
kalku__: it's always James's fault
IRLFine: The curse
Pikaminer1245: that's a card
StrayReaper: Wow that curse
Ponyshment: these draws man
kalateth: what black magic was that
Kyir: Truly haunted.
historyman_admu: the curse man
RabidWallaby84: land count too high, cut to 5
historyman_admu: i feel yeah
oldmanlayfield: Draw one more land and I'll hit you with a Clothesline from Hell
aerohydra: good old james turner special
Spacecarl: James what did you do?
seth_erickson: Deck's Haunted full of Lands
IRLFine: Oy vey
korvys: That deck deserved better
RabidWallaby84: well, we can correct our mistake :D
VerdaugaTiger: I don't usually catch MTG streams live... I have never seen the curse in person... I think I believe now.
freshmaker__: back at it again
Kadenus: deja vu
korvys: Do it again
JakeKamas: Impressive, honestly with how much land you draw have you considered going into real estate?
fiftymcnasty: U/B mill run it back
1losttheGame: James what did you do?
RabidWallaby84: Secretkeeper
Diabore: mill
zahlfast: Gargoyle! Do iiiit
SkrigTheBat: We have to create a standard deck with only lands.
Kyir: Just in the mill again
seth_erickson: Egg
Izhuark: Yeah pathlighter's great
seth_erickson: keeps us open
HondoTrigger: hey adam did you buy remnant yet
Pikaminer1245: 3 of the non-basic common lands in the same pack, that's unlikely
Nirkaz: i'am blu, dabudi dabuda
seth_erickson: Transmutation is very good
Izhuark: I'd say queen
Pikaminer1245: yup Elsa
Izhuark: funeral ?
Ponyshment: mono U PogChamp
korvys: Eye Collector
purplish2: trebuct
kalateth: bucket?
Nirkaz: well is great
m_logan2000: well
m_logan2000: mono blue
SkrigTheBat: Flutterfox is really evil :D
zahlfast: <whispers> mono u combo
Headshotcatcher: mill is busted in this format
historyman_admu: reaper
Headshotcatcher: mill and dinky fliers
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RabidWallaby84: corridor untaps gargoyle after combat
Izhuark: Drafting mono color isn't great even with the pay-offs in this set, you want to go in another color eventually
AtomicAlchemical: Did we just get Pack 1 Gargoyle twice in a row now?
RabidWallaby84: Borrower is great tempo
Pikaminer1245: the blue land is fairly good in drafta
korvys: !y
SirTrae: Borrower seems really good
zahlfast: Hey now mythic
m_logan2000: bounce creature
SkrigTheBat: I love the archon
historyman_admu: no that card doesnt deserve mythi status
purplish2: thats good with flyers
Dmc3628: gotch suplex
SkrigTheBat: Simic, one of my favourite :3
Izhuark: Pumpkin
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historyman_admu: hello
seth_erickson: Good bye dreams of mono U welcome in UG
NarishmaReborn: suddenly simic (to the tune of suddenly seymour)
Pikaminer1245: Are we talking about Brazen Borrower?
historyman_admu: brute and fable is good together
historyman_admu: and so many eggs for fixing
Izhuark: We still take bake
Izhuark: i think we are not that heavy in green
purplish2: tracker?
oldmanlayfield: Holla if ya hear me!!!!
historyman_admu: clock!!
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Izhuark: second bake :(
korvys: Nope, that's it. It's The Ding Dong
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gamercat88: confirmed Adam loves the ding dong
Pikaminer1245: they hear you, they're just busy
zahlfast: I watched a darkest dungeon stream, also proof that bad things happen to good people
SkrigTheBat: NO, thats the Ding Dong!!!
ForOhForError: banner's just great
korvys: Splash UR
purplish2: roving keep for all your lands
zahlfast: “I love the ding dong” - Adam Sadivan
Pikaminer1245: PiVot!
SkrigTheBat: Take the tree, save the earth
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purplish2: halberd
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circusofkirkus: does the land get us anything back?
korvys: You have the goose and the eggs, you can splash
historyman_admu: no turtle yet
Izhuark: Turtle is good here
purplish2: halberd is good with flyers
ElihuAran: Elihu Aran
seth_erickson: take the good turtle
ElihuAran: Eli-who Aran, than
oldmanlayfield: Adam is not the excellence of execution!!!
Izhuark: It's clearly better than a random 2 or 3 drop at least
seth_erickson: Lose a Gargoyle
historyman_admu: now that adam is gone, keep the gargoyle
historyman_admu: lol
seth_erickson: I meant the Griffin
Diabore: says former mythic player adam savidan
Nirkaz: merfolk
Izhuark: I don't really get how gargoyle is bad...
zahlfast: Nooooo don’t cut gargoyle
SharkHero08: Banner is good
purplish2: well
mysticsage1: cut well?
oldmanlayfield: take out all the green and jam mono blue now that he is gone.
purplish2: so tiny
Issurru: Run 44 cards Kappa
DarthForseral: why not the land?
Izhuark: cut turtle ?
SharkHero08: Cut land SeriousSloth
TheWarbo: run everything
seth_erickson: I meant griffin I'm sorry I thought the griffins were gargoyles NotLikeThis
gamercat88: vantress paladin, cut 1
Invitare: one of the eggs?
kalku__: need two eggs?
historyman_admu: but yeah the gargoyle needs to be cut
gamercat88: bad advice- cut the cheese
zahlfast: Well > banner no?
circusofkirkus: cut turtle?
Traion: Acolyte?
Invitare: no, you should grate the cheese
Izhuark: Apprentice is not good in our deck
changer8699: gut Eversthing exept the gargoyl
seth_erickson: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get beaten by a mole.
viicttorr2: cut Seecretkeeper?
IRLFine: Cut the green
Izhuark: We are not millig them here
Nirkaz: go mono U
chaostreader: Cut paladin? It’s a human?
SuitablyEpic: why is the gargoyle bad? it seems perfectly playabe
Pikaminer1245: What does Elsa do for us?
seth_erickson: Seems good ship it in
Invitare: secret keeper goes with gargoyle
IRLFine: It’s not worth playing green
Tedziy: what's acolyte do?
purplish2: most of our non humans fly, cut turtle?
zahlfast: Looks good
gizmofreak1: River turtle's not good
Izhuark: x)
Nirkaz: and land
zahlfast: Why not play gargoyle?
Nirkaz: too
Traion: Mono Blue is infinitely worse
maximalist566: Sanctuary?
kalku__: banner in mono blue
seth_erickson: The green blue looked much better
Nirkaz: and banner
Kadenus: so much worse like this
Izhuark: keep the banner
IRLFine: This seems actually pretty streamlined
fiftymcnasty: banner?
Pikaminer1245: Take the sanctuary
TheWarbo: We are having some Gargoyle vs Griffin issues
CapnRobert: mono blue seems way worse
chaostreader: Play the banner in mono-blue.
Dakuman12: If going mono banner’s a must.
SkrigTheBat: Simic looks better.
seth_erickson: also if we're mono blue we take the sanctuary
IRLFine: Add the banner
historyman_admu: cut the egg
historyman_admu: if mono blue
Izhuark: yeah green seems better here
Nirkaz: great deck
circusofkirkus: UG looks better
zahlfast: !card banner
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MechaKuuga: this deck is LUL
zahlfast: !card heraldic banner
LRRbot: Heraldic Banner [3] | Artifact | As Heraldic Banner enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Creatures you control of the chosen color get +1/+0. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Izhuark: Yeah 16 lands seems fine here
Nirkaz: 6-0
fiftymcnasty: James breaks the format wide open
TheWarbo: 5-0 has been called
zahlfast: All. The. Way.
circusofkirkus: deal
Headshotcatcher: Just got my first 5-0 in Traditional Draft with a sweet blue mill deck splashing black for forever young and white for Realm-cloaked giant. Mill can be so sweet lrrAWESOME
zahlfast: Eat a whole cake?
Diabore: 5-0 10-0
Ratchet215: playing spells? Oh no, they found our weakness D:
Izhuark: I think we milled the dwarf lord x)
Ponyshment: this guy is monored WutFace
historyman_admu: at most i got was 3
Diabore: i think ive had 3 before
seth_erickson: Mono U v Mono R who will win
Nirkaz: I do
fiftymcnasty: Amy did some cool stuff in constructed
snowmonkey99: There's a clip of Amazonian getting Mirror march triggers of dwarves
zahlfast: War of the monocolors?
Izhuark: @Ponyshment The natural ennemy of mono-blue
Toxxick: ^ its like 15 dwarves
freshmaker__: I can't wait to play dwarves in commander and make a ton of tokens of it.
korvys: !card Turn into a Pumpkin
LRRbot: Turn into a Pumpkin [3U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Draw a card. / Adamant — If at least three blue mana was spent to cast this spell, create a Food token.
enolan: how is the deckmaster overlay thing supposed to work? I'm hovering the cursor over cards and nothing is popping up
seth_erickson: Deckmaster isn't working for the stream right now
enolan: ah ok
circusofkirkus: leave up sprite, pumpkin, didn't say please?
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kalku__: !card midnight clock
LRRbot: Midnight Clock [2U] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}. / {2}{U}: Put an hour counter on Midnight Clock. / At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock. / When the twelfth hour counter is put on Midnight Clock, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw seven cards. Exile Midnight Clock.
Ponyshment: this guy is really out here playing monoR dwarf tribal
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Izhuark: Dwarf tribal, best tribal ? Kappa
korvys: Turn a token into a pumpkin, since it kills it?
zahlfast: Clock!
circusofkirkus: could bounce the enchantment that gives trample?
Izhuark: I don't get why they don't use their rare lands
m_logan2000: bounce enchantment and monitor lives
Pikaminer1245: the clock has a mana ability!?
seth_erickson: !card midnight clock
LRRbot: Midnight Clock [2U] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}. / {2}{U}: Put an hour counter on Midnight Clock. / At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock. / When the twelfth hour counter is put on Midnight Clock, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw seven cards. Exile Midnight Clock.
Izhuark: clock is good
korvys: Either counter, or add to the clock
historyman_admu: that clock is amazing!
Ponyshment: that adamant sound effect is really annoying
Toxxick: oh god, I can hear what G was talking about with adaments sound effect on the stack
historyman_admu: gg
Izhuark: deck is perfect
seth_erickson: Now side into U/G to throw our opponent for a loop
zahlfast: <3
Izhuark: this hand x)
zahlfast: mono u beautiful
IRLFine: Shoulda aided into simic
fiftymcnasty: kept 6 lands?
1losttheGame: thank god we are 16 land
VerdaugaTiger: Kept 5, drew 1
RabidWallaby84: they have...the wall...
historyman_admu: unless OP has Torbrand
Izhuark: I don't think any mono color deck is good, at least compared to most dual color decks
Nirkaz: I encounter alot of mono R decks in Eldraine draft
Nirkaz: very popular
rigatti: Monocolor is pushed in this set
rigatti: with adamant
RabidWallaby84: stupid double-strike
IRLFine: Monored in ELD draft is bad
Izhuark: @rigatti Adamant is only a counter most of the time.
Izhuark: It's not bad but not game changing
IRLFine: Monoblue and mono green seem best
rigatti: The difference between a 2/2 flyer and a 3/3 flyer is huge though
Ponyshment: witching well value
Nirkaz: gonna untap this 1/1 flyer :)
seth_erickson: They have Thorbran so it might be able to get them there
Dakuman12: Why is the wall that gives haste doing nothing but slowing the game?
Izhuark: @rigatti 3/3 flyer for 4 isn't amazing
Izhuark: it's just okay
rigatti: Disagree
Fruan: "Oh witching well, I wish I wasn't James Turner anymore"
rigatti: There are other adamant bonuses that are really strong as well
RabidWallaby84: Adam! Shush!
rigatti: Outmuscle, Forbidden Fruit, the red 5 damage thing I can't remember the name of
SuitablyEpic: adam is really good at calling the tricks
fiftymcnasty: oof, needed that pumpkin
Izhuark: @rigatti Yep those are good but their are on card that are already good on their own.
Izhuark: It's not like you lose a lot by going 2 color here
rigatti: Right, so they're much better in monocolor
RabidWallaby84: wall OP :P
Izhuark: you know you can get adamant pretty easily mid to late game in most dual color decks right ?
circusofkirkus: hold up counter and well
rigatti: If you're 10/7 or 9/8 there's a good portion of the time you won't have it when you want it
purplish2: try to draw into bounce?
seth_erickson: Have we seen Thorbran cast or in the graveyard yet
Izhuark: And when you don't have it it's fine, since the cards you want to play are already good on their own.
RabidWallaby84: so much smacks to da face
rigatti: Yeah I get that
SkrigTheBat: Sac Witching to double raging redcap?
circusofkirkus: weird flex, but ok
rigatti: I'm not the only one who thinks monocolor or almost monocolor is strong in this set though
TheWarbo: that seems like a "stop annoying me" move
Izhuark: Overall the downside of going mono-color really isn't worth the adamant pay off imo.
rigatti: Alright
rigatti: Try it out though, you may change your mind
enolan: !card vantress paladin
LRRbot: Vantress Paladin [3U] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Flying / Adamant — If at least three blue mana was spent to cast this spell, Vantress Paladin enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
purplish2: and a land!
PlusDY: There's also the fact that this set has pretty poor mana fixing
rigatti: Rosethorn and Egg and that's it?
RabidWallaby84: and the rare evolving wilds
seth_erickson: there's also
zahlfast: !card hypnotic sprite
LRRbot: Hypnotic Sprite // Mesmeric Glare | Hypnotic Sprite [UU] | Creature — Faerie [2/1] | Flying // Mesmeric Glare [2U] | Instant — Adventure | Counter target spell with converted mana cost 3 or less.
RabidWallaby84: oh and Goose!
seth_erickson: !card Signpost Scarecrow
LRRbot: Signpost Scarecrow [4] | Artifact Creature — Scarecrow [2/4] | Vigilance / {2}: Add one mana of any color.
Izhuark: Most sets have bad mana fixing and Two colour deck are always the way to go ^^"
MechaKuuga: I hear Kathleen
RabidWallaby84: hire Kathleen to assassinate OP, so they time out
Nirkaz: LUL
zahlfast: We have so many more lands
circusofkirkus: that's spooky
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korvys: There's the mono-red payoff
Izhuark: The counters on the goblin are brutal here
historyman_admu: told yah, mono-red cause of that
MechaKuuga: the curseeeeee
Traion: We saw 12 of our 16 lands this game
Izhuark: Go UG now ?
seth_erickson: Now side into green
fiftymcnasty: the ole keep 5 lands
TheWarbo: guess james is never appearing on this stream again
circusofkirkus: why is James's face still on stream then :P
fiftymcnasty: a James promise means nothing
seth_erickson: Didn't say you couldn't sideboard cards of a different color though
historyman_admu: snap keep
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Izhuark: this hand is bad x)
BrindleBoar: when will the lies end, James
BrindleBoar: oh noes my arrow
purplish2: why not hold the counter there?
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circusofkirkus: sprite is another counter though
zahlfast: If it’s in a jar it cannot doublestrike us to death
TheWarbo: do they have any way to fix it if we jar the double-striker
egyptcraze: morento the pt why is every0ne we're up against playing red?
Mikiao: Reds the best colour?
Ponyshment: so many dwarves
Izhuark: Yeah the so tiny is basically a one mana removal spell at this point
SkrigTheBat: Since Arena i've learned to love to hate mono-red :D
circusofkirkus: tap down rimrock?
purplish2: stablized?
Izhuark: yeah pass
Izhuark: It can block if we activate the well.
circusofkirkus: @Izhuark well costs 4
zahlfast: I like just pass
Izhuark: too bad we don't have the mana :/
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arcticdnd: Cheer100 Hello Dr James and Dr Adam. I am going to Magic Fest Utrecht and did not play the pre release and my only made deck is modern nayaburn. Am i good?
KodeMage: it's supper effective ()so tiny on double strike)
korvys: Ah, that classic tale, "Raging Redcap and the 5 Dwarves."
TheWarbo: i think may as well tiny that, monored isn't likely to ever fix that
Izhuark: don't play the land
circusofkirkus: hold up counter
zahlfast: Wait! Keep in hand
korvys: Gargoyle
TheWarbo: for gargoyle blocking
Izhuark: I think we want to keep cards in hand for the gargoyle
zahlfast: Gargoyle blocking
circusofkirkus: katesRip
SkrigTheBat: Well?
historyman_admu: put a stop please on end step
Drathak: Don't blame us acidtoOh
KodeMage: he's not wrong
Tiber727: Don't pin this on us.
FireBasilisk53: is James throwing?
Izhuark: #blamejames
MAPBoardgames: See how he blames us. #BlameJames
Juliamon: rayfkDont rayfkDont rayfkDont
Traion: @historyman_admu an endstep stop wouldn't have changed anything
Mikiao: Do stops on turns still go away each turn?
Traion: @historyman_admu arena set one by default for the well
egyptcraze: yes
KodeMage: game of skill no luck involved
arcticdnd: Look at that. Good job
Juliamon: A win you didn't deserve.
Drathak: What a frustration scoop from them
korvys: !next
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arcticdnd: Not over until its over
TheBaitandSwitch: didn't need it, that why, isn't it James
historyman_admu: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
circusofkirkus: definitely no misplays at all in that game
zahlfast: 2 turn clock
kalateth: Better lucky then dead
zahlfast: Aaaaaaall skill
kalku__: more ass than class
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malexus101: uuuuh the clock
TheWarbo: curious...
zahlfast: This format looks so fun
zahlfast: I legit love our deck
Izhuark: @zahlfast Most limited formats have been pretty great lately
egyptcraze: yo7re wrong jts tappy
Traion: Tome Raider is Tappy.
TheWarbo: slytqDD
Robot_Bones: What did you call James?
Pikaminer1245: this Limited Format is Faster than most of our recent Limited formats
circusofkirkus: LUL
Ponyshment: actual Ding Dong emote PogChamp
Drathak: Those children went crazy I tells ya
historyman_admu: turtle?
zahlfast: Love the ding dong
purplish2: has anyone tried a proliferate deck with clock yet?
KodeMage: paladin
Traion: Look at a picture of Tappy and at Tome Raider and tell me they aren't the same person
zahlfast: Turtle
Izhuark: @Pikaminer1245 It depends some game are crazy aggressive but on the other hands the value engine for midrange decks are insane too.
malexus101: idk if this is needed, but friendly reminder that clock taps for U
TheWarbo: just keep outmuscling Hansel & Gretel :-D
Izhuark: I won a few game on mill without being the mill deck so far
TheWarbo: it taps for me!?
circusofkirkus: keep turn into pumpkin?
chaostreader: !card Turn into pumpkin
LRRbot: Turn into a Pumpkin [3U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Draw a card. / Adamant — If at least three blue mana was spent to cast this spell, create a Food token.
circusofkirkus: do we crack well or add counters to clock if we don't bounce?
kalku__: sac well?
Izhuark: I think add coutners ?
kalku__: or clock counters
purplish2: double counter the clock at EOT
ritchards: someone hit the turtle? the monsters!
zahlfast: Turtle too stronk
zahlfast: Just draw 2 with well?
Izhuark: we can make the reaper loose flying :)
historyman_admu: bounce keeper on combat?
kalku__: make sure you use pumpkin before your upkeep
zahlfast: Ooooh
KodeMage: put a counter now and trigger the draw 7 on thier turn?
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Cheer50 I know nothing about MtG, just dropping in to say hi!
Nirkaz: 1 more card if do it now
Valiant_Cookie: is deckmaster not working right now?
zahlfast: Turtle too stronk for black knight
Robot_Bones: look at the Cards numotYES
kalku__: !card mystic sanctuary
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Izhuark: Queen the keeper ?
circusofkirkus: it's no longer a flier
purplish2: attack for 4
chaostreader: Reaper can’t fly?
Izhuark: yeah keeping up a bounce against a combat trick is g reat
TheWarbo: Turtle is kinda exactly great vs the knight
circusofkirkus: hell yeah
freshmaker__: timetwister strong
Robot_Bones: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Ponyshment: who knew drawing 7 cards was good
kalku__: mono blue is good? who nU?
TriseAlpha: You can play as Fblthp?
TriseAlpha: Nice
Ziarist: Adam you playing Iceborne? Or waiting for PC?
fiftymcnasty: Now you can cast 1 spell
deyja429: Are we mono-U mill?
RabidWallaby84: How's the big wet dream panning out?
chaostreader: Plus the gargoyle can block until you get to your 4-drops.
meeple0: gabyHi hi chat! gabyHi Hi James and Adam! gabyLove
chaostreader: @deyja429 No. Not mill.
zahlfast: Hi
Ziarist: The new Clutch Claw is super good!
MAPBoardgames: !card vantress g
LRRbot: Vantress Gargoyle [1U] | Artifact Creature — Gargoyle [5/4] | Flying / Vantress Gargoyle can't attack unless defending player has seven or more cards in their graveyard. / Vantress Gargoyle can't block unless you have four or more cards in hand. / {T}: Each player puts the top card of their library into their graveyard.
Ziarist: Makes Hammer even more spinny
zahlfast: I hope we draw the turtle again
kalku__: lrrHEART lrrJAMES & lrrADAM
Laserbeaks_Fury: You dont have an artifact or enchanment?
Laserbeaks_Fury: ooph
KingOfDoma: !card moonlit sca
LRRbot: Moonlit Scavengers [5U] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [4/5] | When Moonlit Scavengers enters the battlefield, if you control an artifact or enchantment, return target creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
UzanisArmy: No! not my lands!
HondoTrigger: are we playing mono blue or are we just cursed? just got here
seth_erickson: We're Mono U
TheWarbo: both?
1losttheGame: mono
UzanisArmy: Ah Ah Ah! You didn't say the magic word!
egyptcraze: all i can hear when i see that counterspell is that animated dennis nedry from jurassic park
seth_erickson: potentially U/G if James loses a match
Laserbeaks_Fury: From what I gather, Eldraine really encourages mono color decks
UzanisArmy: lol @egyptcraze
HondoTrigger: someone has mono? is sam darnold in the chat?
historyman_admu: lethal on board
TheWarbo: now that the knight's smaller why not swing with 4/5 too?
historyman_admu: I mean we are next turn
Captain_Panic316: DOB
seth_erickson: Our first game was against a mono red deck
NarishmaReborn: i mean, theyhave food
seth_erickson: The dream continues
purplish2: 10-1 coming up!
mastergamer1806: Hey been a huge fan on YouTube and get to watch one of your shows YAY!
HondoTrigger: did anyone on adam's home stream watch him buy remenant? I want to make sure he doesn't waste my dono SeriousSloth
TheWarbo: I have definitely drawn in response to the Reaper trigger to eat it with a giant.
zahlfast: MONO BLUE 10-1
seth_erickson: We didn't HondoTrigger
egyptcraze: sneep
RabidWallaby84: This deck doesn't "Get there" :/
HondoTrigger: just mull you're guaranteed a game 3
circusofkirkus: keep
MAPBoardgames: What's the odds that James will draw lands?
purplish2: as long james draws a land
TheBaitandSwitch: 1 land in 3 draws
chaostreader: This hand seems dangerous?
TheWarbo: This is the sort of hand where I hear "you're not London mulling as much as you should be" in my head, and then I ignore it and keep
HondoTrigger: oh wait it's g1
Izhuark: Yeah play the tap land
egyptcraze: yes
zahlfast: I think you get there
mastergamer1806: First stream!
zahlfast: Yes
Izhuark: Do we bounce here ?
Izhuark: okay
chaostreader: He just needed the one land. Banner taps for mana.
TheWarbo: nah they have the green common land
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Well welcome mastergamer1806!
seth_erickson: Welcome to the stream Mastergamer1806
Drathak: Borrower as a 4/1 is crazy
Terreriaplayer101: wait is this a mono blue deck?
circusofkirkus: next turn bounce it and flash in the 4/1 ?
TriseAlpha: Menace...
HondoTrigger: anyone in chat remember turtling in starcraft 1
seth_erickson: It is Terreriaplayer101
Izhuark: We can bounce our borrower with run away together ? nice x)
RabidWallaby84: that's still a 1 for 1
Terreriaplayer101: wow thats cool, I haven't seen a mono colored deck in this format yet
zahlfast: Turtle mvp
seth_erickson: I think we just play the Borrower as a 4/1 and start jamming
HondoTrigger: yeah I just start jammin
HondoTrigger: dont get too cute, just start hitting
zahlfast: Our deck <3
historyman_admu: choo choo
circusofkirkus: froot froot
seth_erickson: Lethal in the air
deyja429: So Mono-U Fliers?
circusofkirkus: mono U stompy
Izhuark: Easy game !
TheWarbo: adam pls
Drathak: Those are some scary fairies
historyman_admu: benginDab
HondoTrigger: they sell sunglasses up in canada?
TheBaitandSwitch: nice mono red deck
kalku__: lrrHAM
RabidWallaby84: @HondoTrigger yeah, that snow gets bright, dude!
historyman_admu: Good GAME!!
mysticsage1: nice aggro deck boys
SkrigTheBat: I created an anti-mono-red mono-red deck XDF
Traion: @hondotrigger Snow Blindness
HondoTrigger: aren't they useless for like half the year up there? OpieOP
Earthenone: the snow reflects the sun after all :P
alcyon91: Banner is so strong
Kazman20a: my futures so bright I got to wear shades..
oldmanlayfield: Adam working on his Corey Hart cosplay.
HondoTrigger: no I only get 12 days of vacation at my job SeriousSloth
1losttheGame: shots fired!! daaaam
historyman_admu: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
kumatsu: Savidan-branded sunglasses, let's go
Juliamon: If you haven't lived with snow you don't realize how goddamn blinding it can be at the right time of day
seeleanpunch: are you guys doing viewer duels?
circusofkirkus: LUL
1losttheGame: LUL
Izhuark: Adam is throwing shades over here B)
freshmaker__: :O
seth_erickson: LUL
v_nome: Only half the year? Look at Mr Productive!
zahlfast: But seriously?
HondoTrigger: that's classist LUL
kanyewestward: LUL LUL LUL
Nirkaz: well
Traion: 12?! Government mandate is 28 days over here
space_turbulence: Whats our format?
holidayMD: Sunglasses are always useless half the year. Half the year is nighttime Kappa
Trambampoline: whats this decks record
SharkHero08: Be nice to hondo, hes from the Philly area
seth_erickson: Eldraine Draft @space_turbulence
Drathak: Yeah well my government sucks
rogerivany: Mono Blue?
space_turbulence: @setherikson thanks!
circusofkirkus: bounce EOT and counter on the way back down?
kalateth: this is making me want to build a mono blue mill/trol deck
Izhuark: Yeah the first food is okay
egyptcraze: do it at end of main 1
zahlfast: I wish James also had sunglasses so they could go back to being buddies
EvilBadman: You started countering everything last turn. :P
RabidWallaby84: I feel like Savvy Hunter was supposed to be RG, but they felt that was too good for Limited
Drathak: BG food is a deck
deyja429: Are we secretly on the mill plan now?
HondoTrigger: counter all their stuff, magic is a zero sum game 4Head
TheWarbo: All the good food stuff is in BG
TheWarbo: Except Oko
Traion: @rabidwallaby84 definitely GB always all the food stuff is in GB
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RabidWallaby84: That's another thing I feel is off-flavor. Black and food just don't mix in my mind.
HondoTrigger: James if I gift 5 subs right now will you buy adam ice cream after this
seth_erickson: Well I mean black is generally well versed in being able to kill things
TheWarbo: They do have two card draws sitting over there
circusofkirkus: bounce?
iSmartMan1: @RabidWallaby84 This is fairy tale food, poisoned apples and such
rwhr2d2: the food token is people
RabidWallaby84: then why doesn't it poison?
Traion: @rabidwallaby84 A) the most iconic representation of GB is Golgari and they feed an entire plane. B) Fairy tale food is often cursed
rwhr2d2: !card baked into a pie
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
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iSmartMan1: @RabidWallaby84 Because we're going back to New Phyrexia at some point in the future, and they don't want to have poison before that
doawelul: i just opened the stream and the thing I hear is James saying "pass" in the most bored voice
Drathak: Ice cream for adam~
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mastergamer1806: Hey James!
gamercat88: lrrDILLY lrrHORN
Diabore: the curse is dead long live the curse!
TheWarbo: this is the thing about watching james play, he never draws enough lands
RayFK: He usually delivers on Ice Cream.
WizardDanceParty: noooo he wants ice cream nooowww
ChefStephen: More ice cream for adam
mastergamer1806: Hey Adam!
oldmanlayfield: Adam is the goose to James' Maverick
deyja429: How many cards do they have left?
Fruan: It's nearly toaster time. Get HYPE
EvilBadman: Ice that boy with cream
EvilBadman: Wait, what
grambow: yaaaaaaassssss toaster HYPE
snowcookies: I love toasters
egyptcraze: HOYPE
snowcookies: nice thing to warm my fingers with
RabidWallaby84: Toasters are great bath warmers. >.>
seth_erickson: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian continues works on an Open DSKY Apollo Guidance Computer Assembly and Graham fixes his toaster.) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (12m from now).
UzanisArmy: strange attack
deyja429: I actually think that we c an get them.
Trambampoline: !card witching wood
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
seeleanpunch: !card Jace Beleren
LRRbot: Jace Beleren [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Each player draws a card. / [−1]: Target player draws a card. / [−10]: Target player puts the top twenty cards of their library into their graveyard.
Xiriz: first time I've had the chance to watch in a while, how do you find the arena experience vs MTGO
seth_erickson: !card witching well
LRRbot: Witching Well [U] | Artifact | When Witching Well enters the battlefield, scry 2. / {3}{U}, Sacrifice Witching Well: Draw two cards.
Trambampoline: wtf is it called
Drathak: They're making brooooms
Trambampoline: thanks!
UzanisArmy: oh sweet
SAJewers: Cheer100 100 bits so james can buy adam a bigger size ice cream that he was going to buy lrrBEEJ
circusofkirkus: tap it down and pass with counter?
seeleanpunch: !cards sorreceros BRoom
iSmartMan1: If they play another land, they can make TWO brooms!
seeleanpunch: !card sorreceros BRoom
anon_user1990: !card sorcerer's broom
LRRbot: Sorcerer's Broom [2] | Artifact Creature — Spirit [2/1] | Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, you may pay {3}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of Sorcerer's Broom.
seeleanpunch: thanks
EvilBadman: give bits to Adam so that he can buy James Ice Cream, obviously
circusofkirkus: well then, in a very roundabout way, Adam gets a bigger size ice cream lrrBEEJ
RabidWallaby84: are you allowed to talk about that on stream? :P
iSmartMan1 starts humming The Sorcerer's Apprentice
HondoTrigger: Adam made enough to buy Remnant today
snowcookies: "I want you to spend these bits on Adam's ice cream"
RabidWallaby84: @HondoTrigger Remnant is sooo goood!
saweeks: fishbowl of ice cream
zahlfast: The biggest ice crean
Trambampoline: i heard canada is mulling UBI over
Diabore: i dont like that counter, i wouldve hit the preserver on the way back down
seth_erickson: I've been really enjoying Remnant I'm hoping Adam finds he likes it too.
HondoTrigger: LUL
circusofkirkus: we can run away with sprite and use it to counter again PogChamp
RabidWallaby84: Remnant Multiplayer is where it's at
historyman_admu: no bounce the flier with the counterspell?
Traion: @diabore we can hit the preserver with the sprite when we bounce
seeleanpunch: You guys should do a post-prerelease on older sets
Diabore: i dont think theyre bouncing the sprite
chesul: Remnant has some pretty big problems in my opinion.
RabidWallaby84: @chesul it's from a small developer trying to do big things. It's bound to have some sort of problems.
kumatsu: So, what kind of ice creaming is Adam getting?
circusofkirkus: start spamming "Your Turn"
justamagicplayer: hows it
Xiriz: irst time I've had the chance to watch in a while, how do you find the arena experience vs MTGO
seeleanpunch: gift subs so adam can get tiger tales
thornyberry: I would go and fill my coffee at this point if I was the opponent
HondoTrigger: okay new bit goal, buy james a car to get better ice cream
Ponyshment: they're doing the big math to activate broom and shenanigans
Josherm: Have you guys DC'ed..?
Josherm: Ah, nvm
seth_erickson: It's by no means a perfect game, but that doesn't mean it isn't fun
Diabore: sounds like a you problem james
chesul: RabidWallaby84 indeed, but the problems I saw are a major enough problem that they should have been found and addressed even by a small dev before release.
FireBasilisk53: OP died
sivakrytos: who will provide the production car for the road quest 2 pilot without james having a van
zahlfast: You guys are very sweet
RabidWallaby84: @chesul I have yet to see anything game-breaking
snowcookies: give bits to get James to buy an ice cream store lrrBEEJ
kumatsu: OP had to run and get ice cream for THEIR friend
sivakrytos: what will you fill with ikea when you move again
mastergamer1806: Hi guys!
Fruan: Either the baby wokeup, or they've tilted off the face of the earth.
SharkHero08: Maybe this is the same OP Adam faced earlier
RabidWallaby84: I hear Beacon Drive-In is a good investment....jk
ChaoticObserver: 200,000 dollars
mtvcdm: $200,000
mysticsage1: sometimes i wonder if these slow plays are people's way to get their op to quit by wasting time
doawelul: 200k
EvilBadman: Two Hundo
chickenace11: oh no a chat challenge
HondoTrigger: two hondo?
seeleanpunch: GET BILL GATES
mtvcdm: !clip
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seth_erickson: I mean there were some problems from the early release, but the devs fixed that almost immediately
historyman_admu: Cheer100 Here first 100 bits for ice cream parlor
circusofkirkus: this better be some ice cream store for 2 million USD
snowcookies: victory!
TheWarbo: james just challenged the chat lrrBEEJ
xantos69: cheer50 you will also need these!
KingOfDoma: Ice Cream Par-LRR
RabidWallaby84: @KingOfDoma that is gold
ChefStephen: cheer1000 bits for the Ice Cream Store
chesul: RabidWallaby84 it was largely that the first boss I encountered was almost unbeatable with the level of gear I could get, so I reset, and all the enemies leveled to me, which wasn't a problem until the third time I had to reset and my +15 rifle was taking three shots for the enemies in the first zone.
Fruan: PrideGive T O A S T T I M E PrideTake
zahlfast: That was an absurdly fun stream
Earthenone: desert bus for james' icecream
EvilBadman: Cheer200 Million bits. I, James Said 200 Million and this is that. Gottem.
snowcookies: toaster time!
RabidWallaby84: probably a baby toy inside
freshmaker__: woo eld draft!
noSmokeFire: more persona on the gamehaus?
noSmokeFire: o7
freshmaker__: I also love the calendar on lrr dot com
seeleanpunch: bye
devin_yesthatdevin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian continues works on an Open DSKY Apollo Guidance Computer Assembly and Graham fixes his toaster.) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
historyman_admu: bye boys! thanks for the games!
snowcookies: toodles
seeleanpunch: toodleio
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FoxFyr: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:57:58.
snowcookies: !findquote toast
LRRbot: Quote #6293: "What in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is going on?" —Cameron [2019-08-06]
grambow: !findquote toast
mastergamer1806: Gram and ean it’s my first lrr stream make it a good one!
djalternative: ttsf = toast confirmed
snowcookies: Ian
snowcookies: I just want to learn about the insides of a toaster cause my parents never let me take one apart
grambow: everybody knows that inside toasters are a lot of pixies with blowtorches
DarkMorford: A malfunctioning toaster in the studio? Eh, it'll be fine.
Juliamon: Every once in awhile you need to open it up to clean out the dead pixies
grambow: and refill the blowtorches
Fruan: Time for Toast! lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
chaostreader: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
offbeatwitch: TIME FOR TOAST!
offbeatwitch: lrrSIGNAL
chaostreader: YEAH TOAST
offbeatwitch: i'm excited for Graham Toasts The Whole Thing
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with Tinker Tailor Solder Fry where Ian is filing the sharp ends off the OpenDSKY Apollo guidance computer and Graham takes apart a Toaster. 📷 ||
DoodlestheGreat: YEAH TOAST!
grambow: there is a countdown to toast! YEAH YOAST!
azureHaights: Hit up on the stream about 5 PM (tap tap tap tap tappa tappa tap) Have a little jelly, have a little jam
offbeatwitch: heh why is "Toaster" capitalised in that tweet
chesul: offbeatwitch lets just hope that it's not "Graham toasts the whole Ian."
chaostreader: I suddenly read Time for Toast in the West Country Doctor’s time for tea voice and I can’t stop hearing it.
offbeatwitch: graham toasts a circuit board
Juliamon: It's not just any toaster, it's a Toaster
Fruan: Lets hope there isn't another fire in the studio this time.
offbeatwitch: i too immediately thought of Time For Tea
DarkMorford: If ever there was a night for an injury strawpoll... :P
azureHaights: @chaostreader I think that's the 4th West Country Doctor's thing lrrBEEJ
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Drasvin: Toast!
MAPBoardgames: The good news is, if the guidance system screws up in the right way, it can replace the toaster.
djalternative: Toast toasters toast toast
TheMoatman: The bad news is if the guidance system screws up in the right way, it can replace the moonbase
snowcookies: Toast the tpaster
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TheMoatman: Or cause it to become in need of replacing
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gravity_pike: 67? SOON.
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snowcookies: woot!
DoodlestheGreat: @mapboardgames, and if your toaster screws up the right way, it can replace the guidance system!
korvys: !quote Graham
LRRbot: Quote #3293: "Don't mess with an elf who's not wearing pants." —Graham [2016-08-24]
Drasvin: Hi Graham
ThingsOnMyStream: lrrPAUL Build Apollo Guidance Computer, Fix Toaster: two projects of equal technical complexity
TheMoatman: Toaster? I 'ardly knew 'er
MAPBoardgames: Exactly @DoodlestheGreat !
Fruan: TOAST
snowcookies: hello
seth_erickson: Graham "The Big Boss" Stark
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shurtal: 52, shmifty two.
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korvys: Kia ora!
mtvcdm: What's 'kranch' in Cree?
Aenir798: attempt at eslf-censorship: failed
TheMoatman: Good because fuck that mandate
azureHaights: If you find your shithead going out the window, see a doctor
ContingentCat: !dbcountdon
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Lyinginbedmon: A toast to 22 months!
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BloodForTheCorelab: quote the simpsons "boobs damn fart!"
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 08:00 AM PST (35d, 15:48 from now)
snowcookies: it looks like there's a spotlight on Ian
Drasvin: All the swears! lrrEFF
gamercat88: take Ian to the moon
chaostreader: !quote 6128
LRRbot: Quote #6128: "I said some funny things in the past." —Ian [2019-06-16]
62MGcobra: wow a wild stark has appeared!