kumatsu: So, what kind of ice creaming is Adam getting?
circusofkirkus: start spamming "Your Turn"
justamagicplayer: hows it
Xiriz: irst time I've had the chance to watch in a while, how do you find the arena experience vs MTGO
seeleanpunch: gift subs so adam can get tiger tales
thornyberry: I would go and fill my coffee at this point if I was the opponent
HondoTrigger: okay new bit goal, buy james a car to get better ice cream
Ponyshment: they're doing the big math to activate broom and shenanigans
Josherm: Have you guys DC'ed..?
Josherm: Ah, nvm
seth_erickson: It's by no means a perfect game, but that doesn't mean it isn't fun
Diabore: sounds like a you problem james
chesul: RabidWallaby84 indeed, but the problems I saw are a major enough problem that they should have been found and addressed even by a small dev before release.
FireBasilisk53: OP died
sivakrytos: who will provide the production car for the road quest 2 pilot without james having a van
zahlfast: You guys are very sweet
RabidWallaby84: @chesul I have yet to see anything game-breaking
snowcookies: give bits to get James to buy an ice cream store lrrBEEJ
kumatsu: OP had to run and get ice cream for THEIR friend
sivakrytos: what will you fill with ikea when you move again
mastergamer1806: Hi guys!
Fruan: Either the baby wokeup, or they've tilted off the face of the earth.
SharkHero08: Maybe this is the same OP Adam faced earlier
RabidWallaby84: I hear Beacon Drive-In is a good investment....jk
ChaoticObserver: 200,000 dollars
mtvcdm: $200,000
mysticsage1: sometimes i wonder if these slow plays are people's way to get their op to quit by wasting time
doawelul: 200k
EvilBadman: Two Hundo
chickenace11: oh no a chat challenge
HondoTrigger: two hondo?
seeleanpunch: GET BILL GATES
mtvcdm: !clip
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seth_erickson: I mean there were some problems from the early release, but the devs fixed that almost immediately
historyman_admu: Cheer100 Here first 100 bits for ice cream parlor
circusofkirkus: this better be some ice cream store for 2 million USD
snowcookies: victory!
TheWarbo: james just challenged the chat lrrBEEJ
xantos69: cheer50 you will also need these!
KingOfDoma: Ice Cream Par-LRR
RabidWallaby84: @KingOfDoma that is gold
ChefStephen: cheer1000 bits for the Ice Cream Store
chesul: RabidWallaby84 it was largely that the first boss I encountered was almost unbeatable with the level of gear I could get, so I reset, and all the enemies leveled to me, which wasn't a problem until the third time I had to reset and my +15 rifle was taking three shots for the enemies in the first zone.
Fruan: PrideGive T O A S T T I M E PrideTake
zahlfast: That was an absurdly fun stream
Earthenone: desert bus for james' icecream
EvilBadman: Cheer200 Million bits. I, James Said 200 Million and this is that. Gottem.
snowcookies: toaster time!
RabidWallaby84: probably a baby toy inside
freshmaker__: woo eld draft!
noSmokeFire: more persona on the gamehaus?
noSmokeFire: o7
freshmaker__: I also love the calendar on lrr dot com
seeleanpunch: bye
devin_yesthatdevin: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian continues works on an Open DSKY Apollo Guidance Computer Assembly and Graham fixes his toaster.) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
historyman_admu: bye boys! thanks for the games!
snowcookies: toodles
seeleanpunch: toodleio
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FoxFyr: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:57:58.
snowcookies: !findquote toast
LRRbot: Quote #6293: "What in the Cinnamon Toast Fuck is going on?" —Cameron [2019-08-06]
grambow: !findquote toast
mastergamer1806: Gram and ean it’s my first lrr stream make it a good one!
djalternative: ttsf = toast confirmed
snowcookies: Ian
snowcookies: I just want to learn about the insides of a toaster cause my parents never let me take one apart
grambow: everybody knows that inside toasters are a lot of pixies with blowtorches
DarkMorford: A malfunctioning toaster in the studio? Eh, it'll be fine.
Juliamon: Every once in awhile you need to open it up to clean out the dead pixies
grambow: and refill the blowtorches
Fruan: Time for Toast! lrrSIGNAL
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
chaostreader: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
offbeatwitch: TIME FOR TOAST!
offbeatwitch: lrrSIGNAL
chaostreader: YEAH TOAST
offbeatwitch: i'm excited for Graham Toasts The Whole Thing
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with Tinker Tailor Solder Fry where Ian is filing the sharp ends off the OpenDSKY Apollo guidance computer and Graham takes apart a Toaster. 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EF_iptEUwAAlCBx.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1179910841103044608
DoodlestheGreat: YEAH TOAST!
grambow: there is a countdown to toast! YEAH YOAST!
azureHaights: Hit up on the stream about 5 PM (tap tap tap tap tappa tappa tap) Have a little jelly, have a little jam
offbeatwitch: heh why is "Toaster" capitalised in that tweet
CallMeCJ_: ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST
chesul: offbeatwitch lets just hope that it's not "Graham toasts the whole Ian."
chaostreader: I suddenly read Time for Toast in the West Country Doctor’s time for tea voice and I can’t stop hearing it.
offbeatwitch: graham toasts a circuit board
Juliamon: It's not just any toaster, it's a Toaster
Fruan: Lets hope there isn't another fire in the studio this time.
offbeatwitch: i too immediately thought of Time For Tea
DarkMorford: If ever there was a night for an injury strawpoll... :P
azureHaights: @chaostreader I think that's the 4th West Country Doctor's thing lrrBEEJ
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Drasvin: Toast!
MAPBoardgames: The good news is, if the guidance system screws up in the right way, it can replace the toaster.
djalternative: Toast toasters toast toast
TheMoatman: The bad news is if the guidance system screws up in the right way, it can replace the moonbase
snowcookies: Toast the tpaster
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TheMoatman: Or cause it to become in need of replacing
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gravity_pike: 67? SOON.
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snowcookies: woot!
DoodlestheGreat: @mapboardgames, and if your toaster screws up the right way, it can replace the guidance system!
korvys: !quote Graham
LRRbot: Quote #3293: "Don't mess with an elf who's not wearing pants." —Graham [2016-08-24]
Drasvin: Hi Graham
ThingsOnMyStream: lrrPAUL Build Apollo Guidance Computer, Fix Toaster: two projects of equal technical complexity
TheMoatman: Toaster? I 'ardly knew 'er
MAPBoardgames: Exactly @DoodlestheGreat !
Fruan: TOAST
snowcookies: hello
seth_erickson: Graham "The Big Boss" Stark
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shurtal: 52, shmifty two.
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CastleOtranto: Hi
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korvys: Kia ora!
mtvcdm: What's 'kranch' in Cree?
Aenir798: attempt at eslf-censorship: failed
TheMoatman: Good because fuck that mandate
azureHaights: If you find your shithead going out the window, see a doctor
ContingentCat: !dbcountdon
Lyinginbedmon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months, currently on a 22 month streak!
Lyinginbedmon: A toast to 22 months!
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BloodForTheCorelab: quote the simpsons "boobs damn fart!"
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 08:00 AM PST (35d, 15:48 from now)
snowcookies: it looks like there's a spotlight on Ian
Drasvin: All the swears! lrrEFF
gamercat88: take Ian to the moon
chaostreader: !quote 6128
LRRbot: Quote #6128: "I said some funny things in the past." —Ian [2019-06-16]
62MGcobra: wow a wild stark has appeared!
Lyinginbedmon: @snowcookies We may need to powder the man
korvys: A traditional replica mp3 player
Nigouki: it is Ian's plan for taking over the moonbase Kappa
TheMoatman: Speaking of Apollo, I learned about the apollo landing trainer last weekend
mastergamer1806: First stream!
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Aneximarius: Let's hope for the enigma machine next
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Aneximarius: No Im ordering that kit
Type_One___: Cheer100
TheMoatman: It's doable
MAPBoardgames: That's awesome
Drasvin: It will provide guidance to the moonbase
CastleOtranto: Next year on TTSF, we translate the Voynich Manuscript
SilentOptimist: not a mechanical enigma machine... sadly
Glim78: there's a toaster
azureHaights: cheer413 OH YOU DONE DID IT NOW, GRAHAM.
62MGcobra: space toaster?
Fruan: TOAST
silvalunae: toaster disection toaster disection!
Aneximarius: Graham, a confirmed homestuck fan
gravity_pike: the batter witch!
ContingentCat: oh yeah so many crumbs
noSmokeFire: get ready for CRUMBS
Lyinginbedmon: Nothing can be too perky Graham
MechaKuuga: Crumb life
ritchards: perky toaster
SAJewers: "our" as in the office toaster, or as in the stark family toaster?
CastleOtranto: Hold on to your BUMS, get ready for CRUMBS!
Nigouki: ah, the classic lazy but not completely burnt out toaster symptoms
Aneximarius: We would never do that, that'd be like ordering the wrong battery for a phone repair show
DoodlestheGreat: This ain't one of them...
tenthtechpriest: toasters have teardowns?
TheMoatman: Now I note that it doesn't have any half-slice slots or a gun
snowcookies: not surprising
Lyinginbedmon: Clearly you have a historical landmark: The first broken Betty Crocker toaster
Fruan: Damn it, Cam had an absolutely genius line that I don't think I remember properly - "Less 'How to', more 'Why did'"
MAPBoardgames: If you put in white bread, you get out wheat toast. Put in wheat bread, you get pumpernickel toast. Put in rye, you get a blueberry muffin!
noSmokeFire: nasty TRICKSY crumbs
ContingentCat: wow so there's SO MANY crumbs
ritchards: it's a left handed toaster?
snowcookies: how old?
noSmokeFire: this toaster runs on Arch Linux
Earthenone: toastOS
Aneximarius: NTFS toaster
DarkMorford: Can you install NetBSD on it? Kappa
EscherichiaCole: What a crumby stream
orionsrise1: Hey, who's the new guy?
Lyinginbedmon: More sinister issue: The crumbs formed an arcane glyph that rendered it possessed by Be'elshogaroth, Dark Lord of Burnt Wheat Smell
mtvcdm: Thyis toaster is 80% crumbs.
silvalunae: a sponge might help?
SilentOptimist: does it run doom 3d
62MGcobra: this stream is gonna be crummy
Aneximarius: When doom's running on it within the hour, then i'll be impressed
djalternative: tOaSt
MAPBoardgames: This is the crummy content we crave!
Fruan: TOAST
niccus: the planetary protection agency is going to be very cross with you
endoforder: crumby content Kappa
noSmokeFire: pssst Houston, we have a toaster
Glim78: unplug it maybe
Aneximarius: this sounds like an ifixit sponsorship in progress
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mtvcdm: Torque (1)
TheMoatman: I took apart my toaster last year to do the same thing (also there was a *large*, extremely burnt chunk of bread stuck in the bottom that I'd wanted to get out for years.
DarkMorford: Oh, spanner head!
orionsrise1: when did you guys get a parts washer?
Fruan: High security toaster!
tenthtechpriest: proprietary toaster screws!
MechaKuuga: I like how Graham didn't bother to clean the toaster AT ALL
ContingentCat: @Glim78 it is unplugged
chaostreader: It’s unplugged. I think?
snowcookies: you should've brought a bag to place under the toaster
TheMoatman: It was both easier and harder than I expected
TheMoatman: There were just so many crumbs
Aneximarius: Graham wants those views, we'll do it live
noSmokeFire: SEVERAL minutes
Nigouki: toasters need regular pressure washing Kappa
MechaKuuga: LUL
ContingentCat: there'd be WAY more crumbs if he hadn't upturned it
SilentOptimist: did you get an opera singer to shout at it?
62MGcobra: have you tried to unplug it and then plug it back in?
phenexian: HAHAAHAHAH
tenthtechpriest: HISTORY LESSION
BloodForTheCorelab: last time i tried to clean my toaster i cut myself on the crumb tray :(
godort: I also watch technology connections
RealGamerCow: nuclear toaster?
MechaKuuga: I am laughing so hard at this toaster situation
Goorguy: So whose in charge of cleaning studio C?
CountConcede: Graham made a toasty snack before the stream of course
offbeatwitch: oh yeah
Aneximarius: I know exactly which one he's talking about
Tomasu82: We had a waffle maker that only worked after we threatened to throw it away. but only for a while.
offbeatwitch: sunbeam automatic toasters!
Anaerin: A more sinister issue? I don't think toasters are handed.
offbeatwitch: they are really cool
Anaerin: It's AUTOMATIC BEYOND BELIEF!
Thatwasademo: Automatic Beyond Belief
Baldrash: We all watch Technology Connections, apparently.
Thatwasademo: heh
TheMoatman: And it didn't quite seem to go back together the same way.
offbeatwitch: i'm sure ian does
snowcookies: I haven't used a toaster since getting a toaster oven
margieargie: @Baldrash I mean, yeah, it's a great channel
VmKid: That sounds... unsafe.
TheMoatman: Oh god I clicked the video and *it started at the same time as the one on stream*
lirazel64: Hey, my family had one of those Sunbeams for a while...
ritchards: oh yeah, I've seen those
Gizmoloid: I was just going to look for that Technology Connections video!
VmKid: Sudden Tech Connections
RealGamerCow: That's oooold school.
ContingentCat: oh we had one of those for camping
alexgranddestroyer: Linus tech tips!
A_Dub888: !findquote toaster
LRRbot: Quote #1240: "I'd love a flashing toaster! That'd be awesome!" —Paul [2015-12-09]
TheMoatman: muted the video and couldn't figure out why it didn't stop
Aneximarius: @alexgranddestroyer we dont need it dropped
SilentOptimist: i used to have that old one with the central element!
TheMoatman: That was such weird timing
gamercat88: that sunbeam toaster is so cool!
delta__vee: 1 torck
Nigouki: yeah, those two extra ones might be just holding the important bits to the bottom, not the whole thing together
Aneximarius: Money says that torque screw holds something deeper within
ContingentCat: Ian's recreational toater research?
RealGamerCow: Toasters are just big fucking resistors, that's why
MAPBoardgames: Torx screw, for reference:
TheMoatman: I thought it was to shorten it
godort: I think that's there just to keep the cord out of the way
silvalunae: oOo what is that green box that ian has bc i want one
MechaKuuga: I always travel with my toaster
somecall_metim: Greetings, fellow programs!
Rockario: That's how I use mine
caelusaran: But can Beej eat the whole thing?
niccus: the nose screw
Fruan: Graham coils the whole thing!
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JZ1011: Hey a sub! And toasters? Did you know that they make toasters with just a really long slot for long bread I guess? Also, Graham and\or Beej, when's the next not-monthly-but-presumably-chronilogically-consistent-mail-time?
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CountConcede: that there toaster is a marvel of engineering
MechaKuuga: I think that cord needs a little bit of e-tape
DarkMorford: Yeah, toasters heat up the same way light bulbs do.
somecall_metim: @caelusaran the toaster?
offbeatwitch: Torq(tm)
Lord_Hosk: That cord needs a nice wet washcloth
DoodlestheGreat: Peter Torx, my favorite Monkey.
TheMoatman: Drill it out?
azureHaights: Because let's face it. You can't Torx 'im outta anything.
SilentOptimist: i have just learned the spelling of Torx
offbeatwitch: graham let me hand you my screwdriver set through the screen
underhill33: "Choose your weapon"
yallz: more drill bits, MORE
margieargie: At least it's not a Torg screw
TheMoatman: Actually that might be too thin
korvys: It's jewish
noSmokeFire: I thought the star screws were a canada special
lumlite: Graham got hoisted by his own picard.
Aneximarius: Someone needs to go tag iFixit on twitter with this
RealGamerCow: you can probably get that thing off with the correct size flat head
tenthtechpriest: 'I wanna make sure I can get into anything' is a potentially dangerous mindset
ritchards: that one was just right
TheMoatman: Torg's screw replaced Phillip
ContingentCat: really Matt? you need to try to open up more things they're all over the place
thefileclerk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 15:25.
62MGcobra: canadian special? robertson
godort: Robertson screws are the best
lirazel64: I want to make sure I can get into anything.
SilentOptimist: Red Robies!
noSmokeFire: ahhh, yeah, the square head is what I was thinking
Drasvin: If a toaster doesn't have a polarized plug, the hot/live line might connected to the coils instead of the switch. If that happens, you can create a circuit to ground through your body
chaostreader: @themoatman That sounds like a Krog shoot.
Aneximarius: for americans in the chat, thats the one screwdriver in your grandparents tiny scrwedriver kit that you didnt know what it was for
yallz: how is a square the best? Sure that doesnt have the most efficient surface area ratio
freshmaker__: I learn so much about new screws on this show. Before TTFS I only ever knew about Phillips heads and Flatheads.
Rockario: I see crumbs!
Nigouki: CRUMBS! CRUMBS! CRUMBS!
underhill33: ew
Gizmoloid: The housing and the crumbs!
silvalunae: oh crumbs
korvys: So, do you know why philips are so bad? They are *designed* to cam out, because they were originally designed to prevent over torquing.
niccus: what kind of crumbs are we having this fine day
niccus: is there whole-grain
gravity_pike: knob trubs?
thefileclerk: phillips are made to only allow so much torq the square head can snap off the head
silvalunae: we did it
Drasvin: screws and snaps?
somecall_metim: Hail, graham!
offbeatwitch: who uses screws AND snaps? hell
noSmokeFire: just flip it turnways
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silvalunae: disection, disection!
Lord_Hosk: its glued?
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Lord_Hosk: awwww
ritchards: i would have thought the first step was "put down lots of paper
Rioxcon: just got here whose toaster?
RealGamerCow: Plug it in out of the housing and see the magic!
ContingentCat: @Rioxcon the moonbase's
62MGcobra: Mr. Starks
chaostreader: @rioxcon Graham’s?
yallz: play minecraft on it
noSmokeFire: graham sparks
Dr_fragenstien: I bet it can run doom
JZ1011: my mantra when doing basic repairs on stuff is "they put the damn thing together somehow, so it has to come apart "
SilentOptimist: are we building the Iron Man suit?
RealGamerCow: is that cloth fucking covered cord?
Anaerin: Graham is committing Toastercide!
TheMoatman: I mean, I'm sure Ian has a soldering iron, you could probably just cut them and splice it back together
Lyinginbedmon: It's a good thing we're creating a video record of this deconstruction or else reassembly could be unfortunate
Anaerin: RealGamerCow Asbesdos cloth covered, for heat resistance.
MechaKuuga: Naked Toaster
MAPBoardgames: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
snowcookies: Yay!
freshmaker__: tos
circusofkirkus: lewd
Featherweight_: lewd
Aenir798: How lewd
mtvcdm: Hot toasters in your area
thefileclerk: how much was this toaster
PhorrestGaze: from toast
Nigouki: delicious
korvys: Well Graham, it's probably all the bread
djalternative: we need to censor that naked toaster
TheMoatman: It's always so many
mtvcdm: Crumbs are the glitter of bread
DoodlestheGreat: BEEJ!
CountConcede: its the everything of the everything bagel
kitsunestudios: I've never had a toaster that was easy to clean.
Dr_fragenstien: is there an opposite of ASMR? All these crumbs are giving me an unpleasant feeling
Rockario: Alright chat, who can identify the different crumbs?
Walkingharder: Who knew toast was so messy
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SilentOptimist: lrrHAM
silvalunae: I have crumbs where i didn't know crumbs could be
xantos69: cheer50 I hate crumbs. They are harsh and course and thy get everywhere.
chaostreader: Someone bring Graham a trash can to dump the crumbs into.
Nigouki: actually, what kind of crumbs are those? plain white? whole wheat? multigrain? chia? flax seed? lrrBEEJ
Questhere: can we isntall Doom on it?
rrtycoon2: A reminder, this is the complete antithesis of the environment the actual Apollo computer would've been constructed in...
Aneximarius: Toastjecter seat
freshmaker__: re-colding your bread
Rioxcon: electric is good more consistent timing than mechanical
thefileclerk: toast violence
RealGamerCow: Remember what Ruff Ruffman says, you can't untoast the toast
VmKid: Just let it go, Ian.
azureHaights: Let it toast, let it toast
djalternative: Yes. Doom Toaster!
Lord_Hosk: and then the first two or three times you go to make toast after this. I guarantee, it smells burnt you will never get it fully clean.
DoodlestheGreat: @questhere, no, but we can get Tetris on it.
lirazel64: This is why I use a toaster oven. So much easier to clean.
thefileclerk: expensive toaster
seth_erickson: Wow technology has really come far with toasters that can untoast bread
TheMoatman: Nah all the metaphorical heavy lifting is done by a controller. The literal heavy lifting is done by a spring
Anaerin: Usually the lever is kept down by an electromagnet at the bottom that's powered by the incoming power.
Nigouki: and at the bottom left is the electromagnet that holds it down
SilentOptimist: it's a dingaling!
niccus: are there any non-timer toasters nowadays
Dr_fragenstien: It should only lock if it's plugged in
gravity_pike: there's a magnet at the bottom?
ContingentCat: the thingamajig
offbeatwitch: magnet!
offbeatwitch: I think I can see it
korvys: Was there a magnet on the other side?
Anaerin: That yellow square of tape at the bottom.
noSmokeFire: held down by miracles
JZ1011: I think it's powered
VmKid: The lox go on after you toast the bagel, generally Kappa
TheMoatman: You might have to plug it back in
RealGamerCow: the little wire loops that pull the sides together are such genius!
silvalunae: toothbrush?
Dr_fragenstien: use a straw and suck them out KAPPA
Rioxcon: well see if it is fixable first, then clean
ritchards: a toaster more crumbs than machine
SilentOptimist: an h-vac could work
Fruan: Furnace slots
oyleslyck: Some toasters have safeties where they need to be plugged in before they will stay when pressed
seth_erickson: Do you have a can of air
delta__vee: the inner toaster
ContingentCat: where the bread goes is probably crumb central
Lyinginbedmon: Dammit Stark you're on a mission! The parameters said nothing about cleaning, we're just here to fix the problem and get out!
SilentOptimist: toast dust
DoodlestheGreat: (So, whilst this is going on, we're all looking up possible replacement toasters to send Graham, right?) rooSip
noSmokeFire: got the old bread lung
siriusward13: he got them bread lungs!
zigboy22: rooDuck rooComfy rooSip
siriusward13: @noSmokeFire Did we just become best friends?
noSmokeFire: apparently!
TheMoatman: My guess is that the switch was blocked by bread or something
azureHaights: Jankier than most of my sealed pools
PhorrestGaze: should make contact then lose contact with heat
SilentOptimist: that's concerning
SnowBuddy18: jankier than a lot of my drafts
snowcookies: toaster's lrrEFF
northos: is that buzzing when he connects the pins an actual audible sound in studio, or interference with something?
SilentOptimist: i was not expecting a beep there
RealGamerCow: we have AN camera for this
ContingentCat: an other camera
MechaKuuga: Ready all the Toast cameras
azureHaights: *ian makes contact* *light suddenly brighter* ...that was concerning.
RealGamerCow: sounds like a latch isn't latching
offbeatwitch: does it actually make sense that the power shorts out? that seems. weird
djalternative: toast dust
JZ1011: maybe the board is bad, and it doesn't want to release the electromagnet
Lyinginbedmon: It occurs to me that this means that the toaster is in fact a Useless Machine
DoodlestheGreat: Got a crumb in the wrong pipe.
offbeatwitch: all toasters are basically like this
siriusward13: Graham got the bread lung. thoughts and prayers
chesul: but it's cheap!
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun iirc, modern toasters tend to use a capacitor charging (modified by a variable resistor, controlled by the knob) to do the timing - So maybe the cap is bad? But that would require looking at the circuit board
somecall_metim: F
kitsunestudios: Oooh, yeah
ContingentCat: well from the number of crumbs you seem to have used it a lot
jeff_jeffy_jefferson: f
gravity_pike: graham's spent too long in the toast mine, he's got crumblung!
Lyinginbedmon: The toaster deactivates itself by de-flipping the lever that starts it, that means it's a Useless Machine
silvalunae: batter witch is gonna come for you graham
cathardragario18: Ive found a solution, and it involves a REALLY big hammer
JonnyH: Many modern toasters have a little microcontroller in
azureHaights: Graham, you're coming down with a case of Pneumo-scone-iosis.
noSmokeFire: if you flossed your toaster more it wouldn't be bleeding right now
ContingentCat: I have a betty crocker coffee maker, it's not a great one but it sure was cheap
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SilentOptimist: just douse the thing in vinegar
ritchards: take it out back
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JonnyH: Take it out of it's misery
N2Osferatu: niccce
Aneximarius: So did we discover what holds that switch down?
JZ1011: toaster diddling. is that what we're doing now Beej?
ContingentCat: katesNice storm count
gamercat88: have so many thats what she said jokes with this toaster content lolz
VmKid: nice storm count
TheMoatman: It might be worth testing it since it's janky enough that it might be designed to do that
SilentOptimist: put it in the oven and start self-cleaning
JonnyH: If it was dirt stopping the contacts, just taking it apart may have dislodged it and "solved" the issue
TheMoatman: Because it's held in place in the slot
ContingentCat: because it's cheap to make?
JZ1011: Low manufacturing tolerances Graham
JonnyH: Bread lung - RIP Graham
Lord_Hosk: tighter clearances caused money?
Lord_Hosk: cost...
SilentOptimist: toastbestus!
Aneximarius: If Graham goes horse talking about bread, can we call it a yeast inflection?
Lord_Hosk: I can type words
historyman_admu: is taking the motherboard out a good idea?
Gizmoloid: Considering Graham's cough - perhaps a good vacuuming is appropriate?
TheMoatman: That's why you should test it so you don't unfix it
djalternative: @Lord_Hosk since when?
snowcookies: This is a fun show
korvys: Well, once Ian has the motherboard off, you could just plug it back together anyway
Jorge4hg: ian only wants to have fun
N2Osferatu: upgrade the motherboard, add more RAM
korvys: without the case
SnowBuddy18: doesn't everyone want to have fun?
RealGamerCow: once you get the board out, you can plug it into that, and see if it works
62MGcobra: might as well update the firmware
DarkMorford: Goddammit twitch, stop buffering.
SnowBuddy18: don't forget a good gpu Graham
circusofkirkus: hooray! it's fixed now Kappa
silvalunae: jailbreak it too
korvys: You could assemble it without the case, now
Jorge4hg: I suggest to put a solar panel
silvalunae: you might get some mp3's on it
korvys: as long as you're careful
noSmokeFire: it toasts time!
historyman_admu: what if taking the motherboard will make it worse again?
erloas: get Paul to install Linux on it?
DeiwosN: That this toaster is indeed.. a toaster
Lord_Hosk: (paul runs in, installs linux)
JZ1011: Wait, why don't we just have Paul install Linux on this? That'll cause so many other problems that it'll probably fix it
Lord_Hosk high fives erloas
JonnyH: Oh, i bet the elements are controlled by the slot being depressed, and the timer just changes how long the electromagnet stays on
noSmokeFire: Carbon Biscuit is now your stand name
ForOhForError: 7 is for smelting iron
TheMoatman: The dials are historically timers IIRC
korvys: Toasters don't use timing chips, they use resistence to slow a capacitor charging
Ishakuro: Has anyone mentioned that the going live tweet doesnt have the twitch link?
Walkingharder: Some people like to eat coal
silvalunae: What were you cremating in my toaster?
Lyinginbedmon: I've never known a toaster whose scale was meaningful
JonnyH: Did it heat up if you manually held the slot down?
chesul: some people just like eating charcoal.
ThePerrBearr: they're like Carbon Leaf, but harder
lord_winter_555: 7: raw carcinogen
Rockario: The temporal toast zone is surprisingly narrow
Aneximarius: All i'm saying is a countertop charcoal maker sounds cool in theory
alexgranddestroyer: Let's see 7 once it's fixed!
offbeatwitch: canada, bag, defenestrate
freshmaker__: I play Dark Magician in Bag mode
N2Osferatu: defense *clap clap* defense
caelusaran: Good lord.
azureHaights: Crumbed-on cakes
JZ1011: I like how a bunch of us came to the same Paul installing Linux joke at the same time
chesul: why would you put cake in your toaster?!?
offbeatwitch: idk i've put a bagel in my toaster
JZ1011: Rye
freshmaker__: pop tarts
circusofkirkus: pumpernickel
N2Osferatu: PopTarta
ContingentCat: pumpernickle?
TheMoatman: I'd say frozen waffles are weirder than bread
Lyinginbedmon: The most Decadent bread
erloas: I had a roommate that stuck hotdogs in my toaster...
silvalunae: you can cook steak in the toaster apparently
Lord_Hosk: pumpernickel?
JZ1011: maybe pumpernickel
Digigoner: My dad like toasted Butterhorns
DeiwosN: I remember hearing about someone laying their toaster on the side and using it for lamb chops
WowoT: turn your toaster sideways to reheat pizza
lord_winter_555: how many breads have you toasted in your lifetime
kumatsu: time to retrieve the Amityville Toaster
allabout90sanime: mystery foods is what toaster ovens are for
Aneximarius: Graham looking offended over possible accusations of toaster use
Lord_Hosk: Maybe a dark rye bread?
offbeatwitch: ooh can you cook pizza with a toaster
DeiwosN: They said you need to push it down a few times but you get a result eventually
JonnyH: Suddenly the reason why the toaster is broken is clear
oyleslyck: I saw a video where someone cooked a steak in a toaster
CapnRobert: toaster ovens are the real tech
delta__vee: please do... not put cheese in the toaster, thankk youu.
ContingentCat: from what I hear that's how you get fire
CapnRobert: then you can make cheese on toast
offbeatwitch: tom scott did "bacon with an iron"
kat2kool: This is why I prefer toaster ovens
Diabore: its not tinker tailor solder fix graham
offbeatwitch: or actually "full breakfast with an iron"
azureHaights: Quick! Do we have any Toastabags?
KitteyWolf: i love the range of color of crumbs
freshmaker__: please for the love of god just buy a sandwich press
N2Osferatu: old and busted: fun with microwaves. new hotness: fun with toasters
SnowBuddy18: Beej, be nice, stuff gets fixed, it just takes a few months
Aenir798: You need a vacuum for your toaster.
ContingentCat: being able to make a nice cheese toastie is a benefit to a toaster oven
TheMoatman: Digital to Analog
gamercat88: does anyone put pop tarts in the toaster?
Questhere: radio toaster?
korvys: Rectifier
Walkingharder: Well if the toaster for some reason can't be fixed we do got good toaster parts
ForOhForError: gotta run my jams through this thing
Baldrash: Cold Pop-Tarts are made of sadness.
offbeatwitch: i would mind your fingers
N2Osferatu: mmm digital toast
ritchards: who runs this toaster!!!
VmKid: Jesus eff that's enough crumbs to make a whole new loaf of bread
ostcrammath: wifi repeater toaster
Aneximarius: Next Pin idea "Yes, this chair is grounded"
offbeatwitch: sometimes the inside is. live
Jorge4hg: safety third
oyleslyck: for those wondering about toaster steak - it was a bon appetit video on youtube - something like 30 ways to cook a steak or something
Jorge4hg: fun first
Lord_Hosk: EVERY FORWARD Safety third
korvys: Maybe put the plastic NON CONDUCTIVE level back on
rrtycoon2: avoid all metal
MAPBoardgames: Got the fire-extinguisher ready?
historyman_admu: please dont touch any live wires
SilentOptimist: i just now realized that AC/DC is meant to be eletric metal
circusofkirkus: it will just get really hot
Drasvin: I was about to ask why a toaster needed a digital to analog converter
JonnyH: @LoadingReadyRun Also, does the heating element heat up if you hold the lever down, even if it doesn't stay down on it's own?
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Maybe put the plastic NON CONDUCTIVE lever back on
silvalunae: @oyleslyck yeah! ba is awesome
RealGamerCow: you wouldn't die.
offbeatwitch: the outer toaster is somewhat isolated from the inner toaster
Aneximarius: Die is a strong word for home power
JonnyH: Is it earthed?
offbeatwitch: i should hope anyway
offbeatwitch: we got any insulated gloves
CapnRobert: toasting deli sandwiches is the other great use of toaster ovens
djalternative: Here's the world's most expensive consumer toaster which is made by mitsubishi (the car company): https://cdn.japantimes.2xx.jp/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/b-toaster-a-20190519-870x609.jpg
ContingentCat: is the fire extinguisher nearby?
DarkNacht: people Die from home power all the time
niccus: do those transparent glass toasters work
Aneximarius: Mitsubishi is a very wide company
TheMoatman: The box is probably not hot
ForOhForError: @djalternative not sure what I was expecting but it wasn't that tiny boi
Lyinginbedmon: Reminded by the buttons: One of the most bizarre but obvious pieces of engineering history is that the massive multi-tonne cannons of battleships were never bolted in, purely held in place by gravity, so they frequently just fell out when the ship capsized.
WowoT: mmmmmm burnt toast
ritchards: I presume you need to have bread in there first?
silvalunae: @djalternative ; ; want, but at what cost
SnowBuddy18: mmm, burnt toaster
JonnyH: So the switch is probably good, as that directly controls the element
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TheMoatman: Do any of the caps on the pcb look weird?
djalternative: @ForOhForError the reason it's the must expensive is because mitsubishi and no other reason.
ogier300: On my toaster, it won't stay down without toast in there.
ostcrammath: @djalternative name? I would love to look it up
Diabore: @djalternative how expensive is that toaster?
CapnRobert: lets not get either of you electrocuted on stream please
Rockario: The new style of "naked electronics" a.k.a. "Danger chic"
ForOhForError: that's probably fair
ritchards: @LoadingReadyRun don';t you need bread in there first before the solenoid activates?
JonnyH: Maybe check the switch input to the board?
WowoT: nah you shouldnt @ritchards
Lyinginbedmon: @ritchards Bread is irrelevant to the toaster
JonnyH: If that's getting triggered it's the board/
Aneximarius: It's a group stroke sess..wait
Jorge4hg: it needs bread it completes the circuit
djalternative: @Diabore 273 or 30000 yen @ostcrammath mitsubishi bread oven.
gamercat88: welcome to smell-o-vision
oyleslyck: "I smell burnt toast!"
offbeatwitch: not on a toaster like this
JonnyH: no bread detector
HbombAndFriends: Let's get toasted!
offbeatwitch: on a Sunbeam auto toaster, yes
Diabore: @djalternative *vomit*
noSmokeFire: it hungers for bread
korvys: Bread is... typically.... non-conductive
ostcrammath: ty! @djalternative :D
ForOhForError: panalyists number 77 "collective toast stroke"
DarkNacht: some need weight
Lord_Hosk: its a very smart toaster
ritchards: mine needs bread first
lord_winter_555: bread, a known conductor
Nigouki: i don't think this one is smart enough to have bread sensing
warpig_mint: safty may be
noSmokeFire: weirdly, *dough* is probably conductive because of the water + salt
gizmofreak1: !quote toast
circusofkirkus: worst case, you get a snack
ContingentCat: what could go wrong?
CapnRobert: i mean tinker with it right
DarkNacht: !findquote toast
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Jorge4hg: Ever forward
Lord_Hosk: Carbs did not solve this
Lyinginbedmon: !findquote bread
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EscherichiaCole: bread has failed us once again
Aneximarius: Cold solder joint?
Dumori: The toasters normally have a thermal sensor that would pick up the elements being on and turn off the magnet as it’s obviously too hot
DeM0nFiRe: If bread is not the answer, perhaps you've asked the wrong question
ThePerrBearr: i prepared some bread earlier
ContingentCat: katesBread
MechaKuuga: Evil bread, so many carbs
SnowBuddy18: fish are friends AND food
MostCallMe__Tim: so, with 2 people off camera, who's on tech, who's on fire extiguisher?
VmKid: "Bread is not the answer" -Graham Stark
DarkNacht: katesBread
JZ1011: oh you got the good bread Graham
JonnyH: Maybe check the switch input to the board when pushing down the lever?
Drasvin: Only eat friends that want to be eaten
redsaint_uk: Do the copper bits need to go back into the small white box? The ones Ian pulled out 🤔
Lyinginbedmon: If Beej is the Safety Officer, we're all doomed
CapnRobert: does the outer casing have any effect?
Aneximarius: He did bend that copper plate, are we still getting signal there
N2Osferatu: If they can fix it (or even if not), now I want to see an upgraded spring!
circusofkirkus: is there current running through the magnet?
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun iirc, modern (cheap) toasters don't use timing chips, and tend to use a capacitor charging (modified by a variable resistor, controlled by the knob) to do the timing - So maybe the cap is bad?
Anaerin: Is the wire on the side, sticking up and leading into that white box, meant to be pushed down by the lever? because it's not right now.
Jorge4hg: Good idea
TheMoatman: Are they in the correct ports? Did they actually label them
orionsrise1: is the electromagnet magnetic?
Drasvin: Maybe check the timing mechanism?
JonnyH: IIRC they checked the cables to the magnet at the board and there was nothing going through them
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Juliamon: So is "bread is not the answer" an !advice, !badadvice, or both?
Gizmoloid: Did you check continuity after plugging those connectors back in?
noSmokeFire: definitely !advice
DarkNacht: at least this isn't a toasters like the old Sunbeams where if you reverse the connections the whole interior is live
noSmokeFire: and maybe "try adding bread" for !badadvice?
CyberAsp: Bread is always the answer.
circusofkirkus: definitely !breadadvice
AegeusEvander: The zeroth law of toasters
djalternative: Definitely an !advice
Anaerin: Is the wire on the side, sticking up and leading into that white box, meant to be pushed down by the lever? because it's not right now.
ogier300: katesBread Bread is always sometimes the answer.
Driosenth: Does the PCB see voltage in?
niccus: in !breadvice, along with bread vices
Aneximarius: is that switch flipping
JonnyH: If those cables are just going to the elements then they'll have continuity, just resistance
djalternative: Also, I'd add the "bread makes you fat" from scott pilgrim on the end of that.
Anaerin: If there's no power to the toaster, it won't power the solenoid, so you can't test it unplugged.
couldntpickausername: have we tried throwing it in a bathtub? I saw it in a movie once
Lord_Hosk: Dont make a hit Graham... Its not nice to hit your friends
Martizz1e: there's a quote
djalternative: Graham is the toast with the most
noSmokeFire: welcome to...The Bagel Zone
lirazel64: Suddenly I'm thinking of the old Flying Toaster screensaver.
Drasvin: What about the component that counts time instead of the setting knob?
Anaerin: Is the wire on the side, sticking up and leading into that white box, meant to be pushed down by the lever? because it's not being pushed down by it right now.
allabout90sanime: let the bagel speak
noSmokeFire: isolate the bagels
DarkNacht: so that they are rubbing butts
ritchards: oh, the perfect card for this situation
SnowBuddy18: that way they won't hear each other screaming
ritchards: !card trail of crumbs
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circusofkirkus: below food processor for sure
JonnyH: You got a bench power supply? Maybe put some current through the electromagnet with the rest unplugged and see if it grips?
62MGcobra: so is this the most dangerous thing on twitch?
Driosenth: Ian, does the black relay click on when the plunger is depressed?
egyptcraze: poss
noSmokeFire: the electromagnet is non-canon
insane_42: careful what you touch
Martizz1e: phrasing
Aneximarius: Now can we check directly off the magnet
ContingentCat: what kind of bread is that?
offbeatwitch: you can see the switch arc
offbeatwitch: neat!
Morrigan9: that's some thicc bread
insane_42: maybe some potato bread?
ritchards: nice looking bread, btw, what is it?
rrtycoon2: is the bit on the lever magnetically attractive? maybe something broke off?
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rrtycoon2: ah
Aneximarius: We just couldn't see the little plate
chaostreader: Can an electromagnet break?
korvys: It grabs that metal plate, yeah
insane_42: unplug it, if you're not testing
Borgrim_: a temperature switch is in the magnet circuit
JonnyH: Or try to attach another magnet to the lever's "grabbing" plate
62MGcobra: Moon's hunted, Toasters broken...
JonnyH: Probably safer
Borgrim_: maybe the temp switch is fried
couldntpickausername: so I'm in Montreal but I think I found something that belongs in Victoria
Aneximarius: We pretty much know the magnet isn't kicking on at this point
MAPBoardgames: What about using a 9volt to see if the magnet is working?
warpig_mint: it would be safer to use a compass
JonnyH: IIRC the switch is only one pole, so the elements shouldn't turn on?
offbeatwitch: i saw a spark happen on one of those paddles. there's current passing
Lord_Hosk: is the that little sprongy switch that is activated by the lever being switched?
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah... I'M turned on now... ariW
UrlorJkron: can you jump the power to magnet?
shurtal: having problems getting that bread
62MGcobra: you replace it with a new toaster
rrtycoon2: if there are two ckkntacts,then maybe the two are driven separately
Aneximarius: Now there is a possibility that the magnet isn't getting enough power due to that poor connection of the copper paddle
JonnyH: I'd guess it's the board then
Aneximarius: it is an electro magnet after all
JonnyH: Which leaves like a million possible breakages
ritchards: I'm surprised chat hasn't found the detailed technical manual for this yet ;)
offbeatwitch: have we got a model number? :P
Borgrim_: I'd bypass the temperature switch
Silver_Kn1ght: haven't caught ttsf in awhile, is Ian on contract for the government doing rocket repair
DarkNacht: @62MGcobra but just buy one is the solution to everything on ttsf and if they did that there would be no show
JonnyH: KT-307-A on the board?
Anaerin: ritchards They're cheap, disposable items. The technical solution to any problem with it is "Throw it in the trash and get a new one"
RealGamerCow: Can bag? Def.
djalternative: canbagdef
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Ian, are all the capacitors ok?
WowoT: is the cancel button stuck in a permanent state of on?
Aneximarius: Nah those switches don't have room
Pteraspidomorphi: What is the resistance of the bread?
Aneximarius: those little tactile ones are used on everything for a reason
Lord_Hosk: If the canel button was stuck it wouldnt turn on right?
SketchyDetails: you have plugged it in when you test it right?
SketchyDetails: I've only been half paying attention
shurtal: Bread has been gotten?
Blade_Tiger: I'm an electrical engineering student and this certainly is Something to have in the background while I'm doing homework
niccus: i'd guess electrical resistance of bread is actually an important field since that's how you make panko
ContingentCat: @SketchyDetails I believe it is plugged in how
warpig_mint: @Pteraspidomorphi depend on what kind of bread
Ivalenz_: Could a power surge have hit it?
chaostreader: No the cancel button let’s the lever up so the entire toaster shuts off.
62MGcobra: @DarkNacht yea but all these appliances are built to fail and made so when it does fail it is cheaper to replace it. If anyone could find the part Ian could.
circusofkirkus: is there continuity through the solenoid when off?
viligante8: Plancko bread crumbs
SketchyDetails: if its not plugged in then the electromagent will never work
KitteyWolf: they've been having it plugged in while testing stuff
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: this is so cool. I have never seen anyone fix a toaster
KitteyWolf: currently its not because the buttons dont need power
chaostreader: @sketchydetails They have tested it when plugged in.
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Spluuga: bread clearly non-conductive
Aneximarius: Can we power it up and see how much volage is going to the magnet?
silvalunae: stab the bread
Borgrim_: do you see a max temp sensor inside near the heating elements ?
d782: @LoadingReadyRun how many buttons at DSB this year?
Aneximarius: or is it wattage for electromagnets?
Aneximarius: @Borgrim_ not temp sensor, timer
erloas: it's already broken, no matter what you do, it can't work less
ContingentCat: what?! have you no brand loyalty G?
offbeatwitch: should get a Sunbeam Automatic Beyond Belief toaster :P
warpig_mint: old toasters are tanks
djalternative: I recommend just upgrading to a toaster oven. They're much better
Borgrim_: there should also be a temp safety
EscherichiaCole: I have a Hamilton Beach toaster and it's great
DarkNacht: buy and old 60s one they are a lot easier to work on
Blasteg: I just came in, what was the problem with toaster?
KevinTheShark: okay, so I just got here. are we sending toast to the moon?
Nigouki: toaster ain't toastin'
chaostreader: @blasteg The lever doesn’t stay down
circusofkirkus: Ian, did you check if there was current passing through the solenoid when on? there should be very little voltage drop across the solenoid
lirazel64: The sheath
Aneximarius: If the coil is intact my money's on the magnet isn't getting enough juice
PhorrestGaze: the problem is it doesn't work
lirazel64: sorry typo.
tinycatz: Check the ohms
JonnyH: They tried checking for voltage over the electromagnet when plugged in and pushed down, and they didn't get anything
ContingentCat: @Nigouki the toaster toasts, just needs help
orionsrise1: 12 volt electromagnet. any other guesses.
UrlorJkron: does the magnet have continuity?
lirazel64: The stream is crummy...
Halinn: So which is more difficult, building a guidance computer or fixing a toaster?
snowcookies: table snacks?
Blasteg: manually timed toaster then
offbeatwitch: continuity is usually. zero ohms isn't it
MAPBoardgames: volcano
DarkNacht: re wind it?
Driosenth: any numbers on the electromagnet?
orionsrise1: rewind the electromagnet
couldntpickausername: magnets.... how do they work?
azureHaights: This piece of LRR media has a continuity error, 0/10 literally unwatchable
Aneximarius: 15 months of wrapping 00 gauge copper wire
JonnyH: Maybe? "continuity" is just a "low enough resistance for the meter to trigger"
snowcookies: so buy a new toaster lrrBEEJ ?
UrlorJkron: could try putting some current thought it to see if it works
VmKid: @snowcookies
VmKid: Whoops
Nigouki: did we finally find where it let the blue smoke out?
TheMoatman: Unless you wanna buy a couple hundred feet of wire and rewind it yeah just buy a new one
JonnyH: 68ohms is pretty low
offbeatwitch: these tiny magnets are definitely failure points often
VmKid: May not necessarily be a lrrBEEJ, @snowcookies
HbombAndFriends: RIP Toaster
warpig_mint: cand air
offbeatwitch: 68 ohms is low but not That low
DoodlestheGreat: If you have to replace it, perhaps go from a simple toaster to a toaster oven. I have a lovely Oster model that I use for all manner of things.
HbombAndFriends: Resistance is futile
orionsrise1: not insulated wire!
UrlorJkron: is there a part number on the magnet?
JonnyH: If there was no voltage over the electromagnet when it's on I doubt it's the electromagnet that's failed
62MGcobra: solder it?
Aenir798: A disturbance in the force, you say?
offbeatwitch: if there was a break it would have infinite resistance, ian
Aneximarius: See now we go full mythbusters and hook it to a car battery to see if it fires
peaceandlove__1_: ???
Lyinginbedmon: So the magnet's effed
JonnyH: Long thin wire gives higher resistance
TheMoatman: offbeatwitch shouldn't it still make contact because the wraps are so tight together?
korvys: 68 ohms is not infinity, though...
VmKid: It's not a funplex, it doesn't make the beep sound.
offbeatwitch: except for the resistivity of the wire
orionsrise1: @loadingreadyrun do you have a 12v battery.
JonnyH: 68ohms is pretty low, so might not be out of what you expect from something like that
HbombAndFriends: Fry it. ;)
Silver_Kn1ght: Aneximarius and by fires you of course mean catches fire?
Borgrim_: should have about 4-6 ohm
offbeatwitch: @TheMoatman nah it's tight but I think it travels the full distance
62MGcobra: its an experiment
UrlorJkron: that 68 ohm could just be a resistor in series to control the current
Aneximarius: @Silver_Kn1ght or across the room, whatever comes first
japolai: this toaster is more complez than the apollo guidance computer
offbeatwitch: if it was all a big copper blob the current would just take the shortest path
ritchards: first crumbs, now jam
djalternative: jam it right up in there
SnowBuddy18: just NBA jam ity
offbeatwitch: penetrate the magnet
ContingentCat: come on and slam and welcome to the jam
kumatsu: Enter the Electromagnet is my Daft Punk cover band
Fruan: TOAST TOAST TOAST
niccus: guess we'll just have to send the bread to space
TheMoatman: @offbeat I'm pretty sure it does but if there's a break it could probably touch if the broken part moves at all
UrlorJkron: there are no A's in 9v
Nigouki: worst case scenario is the cover of the toaster now lives in the hat box in the prop room Kappa
Thatwasademo: 9-volt, also known as a hextuple quadruple a
rrtycoon2: 6 WAS A, as I recall
Tomasu82: "um actually" theres 6 AAAA cells in it :D
JonnyH: We should club together and get them a bench power supply :P
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Silver_Kn1ght: nine volt. Yup, not a single a
couldntpickausername: ever put a 9v battery on your tongue?
rrtycoon2: 6 triple A
orionsrise1: wow, yea I forgot about 9 volt batteries
couldntpickausername: it's an experience
TheMoatman: Just run jumpers from your car
7gorobei: a 9v is made of 6x 1.5v AAAA cells
Ziarist: 9v = 24 As
CastleOtranto: Chat, you know I love you all, but if someone suggests something that electrocutes one of these good boys, I shall be quite cross.
TheMoatman: And your average aa or aaa batteries are also 1.5v
cuttlefishman: How many ehhs in a battery?
offbeatwitch: [screaming noise]
couldntpickausername: I've seen AAAA batteries they are not that small
UrlorJkron: probably 5v
orionsrise1: 24 volts
azureHaights: Alex: *shows up to Desert Bus with a 9v* Get ready for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA shift!
TheMoatman: Well if you could get two more AAs you could make your own, much larger, 9 volt
62MGcobra: unless they are rechargable then its 1.2V
Nigouki: don't have any drone lithium batteries laying around?
JonnyH: maybe like 1.8 if it's direct to the lion
d782: !uptime
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egyptcraze: im scared
orionsrise1: Sorry mine was supposed to be a question
ContingentCat: close enough
Silver_Kn1ght: If 9v = 24a, then you need 12 AA. Math checks out
couldntpickausername: if I hadn't arrived so late this would have been a good stream to bring back the strawpoll for a night
cuttlefishman: Is this a fancy toaster?
Aneximarius: LiON venting is great content
Driosenth: Do you have any power bricks that you could strip the wires from?
snowcookies: a normal toaster
couldntpickausername: fun fact chat, lithium ion batteries are basically bombs
Tomasu82: it could actually work. you'd be surprised how hard product designers work to make batteries last as long as possbible, so a device taking 6v in AAs will work down as low as 3v probably.
Ziarist: @Silver_Kn1ght or 8 AAA
ContingentCat: @cuttlefishman no it's a Betty Cricker toaster
niccus: at worst it's just gonna spark a bit right
Lord_Hosk: At this point its not a toaster at all
gravity_pike: AA batteries are 1.5v because that's the voltage different between the materials in the + and - terminals. You can't just make an "arbitrary volt" battery, you basically get "whatever the chemistry works out to".
MostCallMe__Tim: they did a sketch on this
orionsrise1: you just need a small current to check if the magnet winding is broke
kumatsu: the food replicator from the Enterprise
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun just upgrade to a toaster oven?
UrlorJkron: should get 22 mA with a 1.5V battery across a 68 ohm circuit
Mysticman89: Do you want to be able to tweet from your toaster?
Astra7525: One that toasts the LRR logo on the side?
HbombAndFriends: I have a hot dog toaster. It's pretty cool.
ContingentCat: I mean with so many crumbs it was a functional toaster for many toastings
CastleOtranto: DREEEEEAM TOASTER!
JonnyH: The toaster is an implementation detail you're not interested in
Drasvin: My dream toaster would be the Sunbeam Radiant Control
KingOfDoma: always go 4 slice if you're upgrading
Tantar: dream toaster? something that can do an even bagel
SilentOptimist: a laser knife that toasts as it cuts
Anaerin: gravity_pike Indeed. Which is why rechargable batteries are 1.25v
orionsrise1: my dream is to have a life where I can dream of a dream toaster
korvys: This is the toaster you buy when you say "I don't want the cheapest toaster, I'll buy the second cheapest toaster, because I am not a sudent, and I have standards, but they are very low"
Aneximarius: Go find the one person who vapes and take their 18650, it bursts at 30
JonnyH: Is that ferromagnetic?
HbombAndFriends: A toaster that can play Doom? ;)
SquareDotCube: Remember when you made that skit about making a 24 slice toaster?
Driosenth: It's dead Jim
gravity_pike: an electromagnet shouldn't have polarity
JonnyH: It IS picking it up a bit
WowoT: its got some magnetism
ContingentCat: OH
UrlorJkron: its only going to be 20 mA
gamercat88: it has some pick up game
VmKid: Interdasting
offbeatwitch: huh. neat!
KevinTheShark: If the stream goes dead, we know the electromagnetism got overcharged
korvys: It's the board. I'd put money on it.
Tomasu82: grahm almost "um actually"ed Ian. :D haha
Jorge4hg: science!
Aneximarius: @korvys i'll take that bet
JonnyH: Try inverting the electromagnetic polarity! Or a tachyon pulse or something
gravity_pike: it's magnetin'
MAPBoardgames: Curiousiousr and curiousiousr
Drasvin: The magnet lives!
korvys: Because the resistence is so high
62MGcobra: circuit board F
Lord_Hosk: I just want a toaster that is deep enough to toast a whole slice of bread. Every one I find is like 1-2 CM too short leaving the top untoasted
JonnyH: That matches there being no voltage from the board when pressed down
UrlorJkron: something wrong on the control board then
Armyguy0: Ao does this toaster still toast toast?
gravity_pike: there is enough wire in there that it's going to have some internal resistence
circusofkirkus: there is probably a low ohm resistor to limit current
offbeatwitch: probably the resistance of the wire adds up to enough
SilentOptimist: too much resistance?
Anaerin: Bear in mind, an electromagnet like that has a LOT of turns of wire in it, so there will be some resistance, which'll be enough to make the continuity test say "Nope"
northos: @Armyguy0 if you hold the lever down yes...but who has time for that :P
JonnyH: 68ohms isn't a lot of resistance - long, thin wire might explain that
Armyguy0: No one
rrtycoon2: I guess, test the two contact points for the magnet on the toaster when the circuit is closed?
JonnyH: The "continuity" is just a low enough resistance for some arbitrary threshold
lumlite: The magnet seems weak, is that because you were using a battery instead of the plug?
offbeatwitch: what's the awg of average transformer/electromagnet wire :P
MAPBoardgames: try to pick up the screw w/o power. the iron core might be magnetic enough to do it alone.
JonnyH: It's probably weak as it's designed for more than 1.3whatever volts
Anaerin: MAPBoardgames They did that, it didn't.
62MGcobra: but the board is probably putitng out 5V
RealGamerCow: transformer?
offbeatwitch: @lumlite yes - it's probably designed for 110V or at least something higher than a cell
korvys: Rectifier?
MAPBoardgames: OK, tahkns
UrlorJkron: can we get a close up of the "brick"
Roadhog123: That's probably a relay to activate the magnet? if it doesn't go click, it might have failed?
KevinTheShark: An intermittent fault because of a broken wire that can still touch connect at certain points maybe?
offbeatwitch: depends how it work
Armyguy0: inb4 ian makes it SHOOT out the toast at like 30mph
offbeatwitch: "which trace goes to the toast"
Anaerin: Roadhog123 Probably just a FET.
lumlite: @offbeatwitch Okay, makes sense. Thanks!
AegeusEvander: !badadvice
LRRbot: Learn from Beej.
Aneximarius: I'm still leaning back to my idea of the magnet not getting enough power to fight the spring
gravity_pike: an electromagnet works if you pass AC through it, right?
couldntpickausername: is there a way to turn off the "event" banner on the top of the video
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JonnyH: "Fixing" a toaster is dull.. How about *upgrading* one?
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snowcookies: theatre mode?
Anaerin: couldntpickausername Nope, it's a Twitch thing. So "Yes, as long as they don't use the Twitch calendar".
Roadhog123: @couldntpickausername theatre mode?
WowoT: i like that spring design, not gona lie
korvys: Graham - That will be because one connects first, and the other is slightly behind and will arc before it connects
KevinTheShark: Let's get Paul in here so we can militarise a toast launcher
Armyguy0: Yes
TheMoatman: they work but it isn't a constant field
Roadhog123: It does work, that's why transformers work.
allabout90sanime: they should be fine with ac
couldntpickausername: well it does technically go away in thearer mode
orionsrise1: @aneximarius you might have a point. slight magnetism might still happen across the windings
62MGcobra: but that curcuit board should be DC power, no?
Anaerin: Roadhog123 It "Works" in that it generates a magnetic field, but the alternating field will push the lever away and the spring will take it the rest of the way.
niccus: i'm pretty sure it wants DC
offbeatwitch: ENGAGE: Danger Mode
TheMoatman: Oh yeah right alternators are literally backwards electromagnets
JonnyH: You'd end up with an inverting em field, depends on the core it might have enough magnetic resistance it ends up pretty much cancelling itself out?
cuttlefishman: How old is this toaster?
gravity_pike: Do you have the meter measuring AC or DC?
UrlorJkron: alternators have a rectified output
Roadhog123: It measures RMS
UrlorJkron: the diodes burning out is actually a common failure
WowoT: measure the battery voltage to confirm?
Anaerin: The electromagnet requires DC to hold.
gravity_pike: It lived a good life.
SnowBuddy18: what is the toaster model?
fiftymcnasty: Also makes good TTSF content
offbeatwitch: my multimeter supports 600V but. don't think i've tried reading mains
MacSquizzy: Also, it is C O N T E N T
Mysticman89: appollo guidance computer? No problem. Toaster? Beyond hope.
Driosenth: AC usually has a sine wave were as DC has an equal sign with one being dotted
ContingentCat: as well as it's just neat to open things up and poke around
orionsrise1: does the board have a AC/DC converter?
couldntpickausername: so much bread shrapnel on the table
Josso_Ares: what shitty multimeter can't measure mains?
JonnyH: My multimeter has a special input (with a big resistor) for higher voltages
RealGamerCow: Fixing an old toaster is kind of like fixing an old lawn mower, it's more about the learning than the fixing.
itomeshi: Toaster issues have been enhanced.
JonnyH: If it has LEDs and controlled at that level, I assume the timer is a microcontroller, and they don't have an infinite life
WowoT: i once blew a 20 amp resistor reading higher voltage @JonnyH
snowcookies: toaster ovens are better toaster technology
SuperWriterAndy: RIP Toaster
SilentOptimist: reassemble and test?
62MGcobra: F
ContingentCat: welp
cuttlefishman: G looks so nervous
Driosenth: if it has LEDs it has an AC/DC converter
cuttlefishman: is the toaster going to live
warpig_mint: the toaster is reedy to tap tap consed
orionsrise1: Graham brought in a toaster that had to be cleaned and Ian fries his board!
Lyinginbedmon: Let's all just take a moment to acknowledge that Ian Horner, the man presently building an Apollo guidance system, has just been defeated by the writing of a toaster.
korvys: iirc, modern (cheap) toasters don't use timing chips, and tend to use a capacitor charging (modified by a variable resistor, controlled by the knob) to do the timing - So maybe the cap is bad?
erloas: diodes are easy to test, circuits are really hard
kumatsu: no, you're holding your untoasted bread
Tajessa: worth a shot
Violentfrog: i get annoyed that a lot of mm's dont measure capacitance
ContingentCat: sorry bread you shall remain soft for now
erloas: AC/Dc converter can be just 2 diodes though
offbeatwitch: you can do a capacitive dropper for LEDs on AC but yeah
Borgrim_: there should be a safety temperature device inside near the heating elements, it would prevent current to the magnet if fried
cuttlefishman: this is a crumby end
JonnyH: That might be a relay to control the inner elements in bagel mode
Anaerin: korvys This one has an IC on it, as it has "Defrost" mode, among other things.
KevinTheShark: A new problem has presented itself. Move components to the next level of engineering. Its the bin.
JonnyH: So it takes a low voltage DC signal to control the big AC to the elements
Defrost: Me mode?
Defrost: ;)
cuttlefishman: Have you tried using sudo commands?
djalternative: G has become a minecraft villager
cuttlefishman: might help
Mysticman89: If you can't check social media from it, it's probably obsolete anyway.
Bengineering: Rippironi sweet toaster
VmKid: F for the toaster
Anaerin: So, time to go to Tier 1 support - Chuck it in the trash and buy a new one.
cuttlefishman: F
JonnyH: I still feel like we should club together and get TTSF a bench power supply
Armyguy0: F
ContingentCat: F
korvys: @Anaerin Defrost would just engage another resistor to increase the time. Doing actual logic wouldn't be needed
Bengineering: F
Fruan: F
warpig_mint: F
niccus: time to return the toaster to the family and arrange burial
itomeshi: F
BloodForTheCorelab: eff?
cuttlefishman: o7
chi7891: Did you guys remember to unplug?
Tajessa: F
SnowBuddy18: dleeRIP
RealGamerCow: reassemble before yeeting into the recycle bin.
Juliamon: As we can see, it put in a solid amount of work over the years. Good job, toaster. Sleep peacefully in Silicon Heaven.
62MGcobra: lrrSCOOP
PhoenixMelior: Toaster: 1 Ian: 0
SilentOptimist: hey! you get a sweet electro-magnet!
DarkMorford: All this toast talk is making me hungry. Wonder what's in the ol' cupboard today...
VmKid: Look on the bright side, Graham, you get to go through the fun process of unboxing new appliances
Armyguy0: benginRip
JonnyH: Assembling it so it can be disassembled at a recycling plant (Assuming it's not just going to get yeeted into landfull)
Tajessa: I had raisin toast for breakfast. I am now considering raisin toast for lunch. My adulting game is strong.
DarkNacht: Just find one at a thrift store
DarkMorford: Two and a half slots!
Ivalenz_: Go with America's Test Kitchen.
ContingentCat: or maybe splurge and get a new toaster
RealGamerCow: get a decent $40 toaster.
forlornhope22: now that the toaster is deceased. take it apart and build a hot wire cutter!
TheMoatman: What happens if you send DC down an antenna?
JonnyH: @djalternative Isn't that a toastie maker?
orionsrise1: wait! before you re-install everything, run the soldering iron along the sides of the electromagnet
itomeshi: They like a Cuisinart Plastic Toaster? Arrrrgh
Anaerin: The Wirecutter recommend the Cuisinart CPT-122 2-Slice Compact Plastic Toaster
djalternative: @JonnyH nope. It's a mitsubishi "bread oven" and only makes one piece of toast at a time
cuttlefishman: Are you sure your parents don't've a spare toaster
TheMoatman: What podcast was this?
cuttlefishman: seems like they might have a few
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun I recommend just upgrading a toaster oven.
Juliamon: I stopped trusting Wirecutter when they recommended a vape battery that was well-known to be poorly-made and overpriced.
itomeshi: Wirecutter concerns me that some recommendations are just.... bad, and seem influenced by manufacturer affiliates/etc.
voslan: If it's Toast bread, and doesn't have an AI in it, i feel like it's a good toaster
Borgrim_: it's just a damn toaster after all
Mysticman89: I'm looking at a 180 CAD toaster on amazon currently. seems worth.
cuttlefishman: Do they make a toaster with a bidet water spout in it?
circusofkirkus: that's my solution too
kumatsu: Matt FREEZES his pop-tarts
cuttlefishman: Glass?
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, Matt. Always with the unrealistic ideas.
historyman_admu: Matt is a monster for hating toast
TheMoatman: Ian there's one on US ebay at 20 bucks right now
allabout90sanime: Consider the toaster oven
Violentfrog: pro toast
snowcookies: omg
62MGcobra: home depot?
Tajessa: "Automatic beyond belief" seems ominous. Break-the-laws-of-robotics ominous
VmKid: A watched toaster never toasts
ContingentCat: for when you have nothing better to do with your time
itomeshi: We're mad at you too....
adelius3: watch first 10 minutes of stream. Go get kids and pujt them to bed. Come back to a murdered toaster. \
offbeatwitch: very good, very good
CapnRobert: lolol beej or what we call a window
Ivalenz_: America's Test Kitchen's value pick is the Dash Clear View Toaster.
DarkNacht: no one should toast scones
DoodlestheGreat: @adelius3, IOW, a typical TTSF
VmKid: You know what they say, chat, All Toasters Toast Toast
KevinTheShark: Automatic beyond belief sounds like sentience
Violentfrog: americans and their glass walls
korvys: @VmKid I mean, they mostly toast bread
JonnyH: Cheer1000 A little something for the toaster replacement fund
Rockario: Did they put the button caps back on?
chaostreader: Can we add that as an Ian quote?
snowcookies: toaster wasn't murdered, this was just an autopsy
niccus: now we know more about toasters
SnowBuddy18: Skyrim for the toaster?
Drasvin: Toast bread over open flame
Metalupis: flying toaster
insane_42: cylon toasters
RealGamerCow: I assume there's some smart toaster that connects to the internet?
korvys: Toaster ovens
allabout90sanime: of course there is
gamercat88: the brave little toaster
Tajessa: oh wow. the flying toasters. I haven't thought about those in years
ContingentCat: any need for a toaster prop at the moonbase?
Anaerin: Again, the details on the "Fully Automatic, Radiant Controlled" Sunbeam Radiant Control Toaster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y
VmKid: Berkley Software, also known as half the team behind the original You Don't Know Jack games
Driosenth: I want a Talky Toaster from Red Dwarf
KevinTheShark: At best, this was a learning experience. And that's all we can ask for with this show.
RealGamerCow: I toast my toast on a flat skillet.
ContingentCat: now I really want toast but don't have a toaster...
cuttlefishman: I roast vegs in it
Tajessa: @Driosenth Talky's the name, toasting's the game
Borgrim_: I rarely use a toaster now that I have a panini grill
cuttlefishman: What type of pop tarts are you?
cuttlefishman: I could see Adam being a smores Pop Tart guy
Tajessa: Ooooh. Cheese on toast. New lunch plan.
Ivalenz_: I remember those B&D toaster ovens.
kumatsu: So the toast Smegs off?
ContingentCat: only 50$
Anaerin: So you can be a true SMEG head.
Mysticman89: around 550 CAD for the smeg toaster
JonnyH: That's because big bulky things don't need to worry about packaging or component heat protection as much, so are cheaper
Juliamon: I grew up with only toaster ovens. I forced a normal toaster on my family when I was old enough to have a job and money to buy it.
RealGamerCow: So, is a person that is a fan of that brand a Smeg-Head?
ThePerrBearr: the lifetime of lies?
matt9215: Totally of topic but graham did you hear, “balor is NXT”
ContingentCat: oh I misread that DAMN
Anaerin: RealGamerCow: Hi5 !
Borgrim_: safety third
cuttlefishman: Clip it
PhoenixMelior: I've never owned a toaster, or a microwave. Don't miss em - but then I also don't eat bread like G appears to
KevinTheShark: Fun fact, if you turn a top loading toaster on its side, you can use them to make cheese on toast
TheMoatman: Wait what, they're 150 USD?
VmKid: *Price is Right horns*
JonnyH: You can just hold it down for the right amount of time - it's giving you MORE CONTROL
shurtal: William-Sonoma has the SMEG toaster for 160$ US
Nigouki: so now it's a manual toaster
Fruan: It's just a manual toaster
RealGamerCow: @Anaerin hi5!
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun My favorite way to make toast is to put 2 slices of bread stacked up in the toaster oven, you get a nice crisp outside and a fluffy warm inside
JZ1011: I was really hoping it would stay down
e_bloc: Cheer91
offbeatwitch: The Master Of My Toast
Anaerin: Welcome to Canuckistan!
Tajessa: just put a brick on the lever and walk away. nothing bad will happen.
TheMoatman: How are they more than double the converted price in canada?
Anaerin: TheMoatman "Supply and Demand"?
ContingentCat: could you rig up some kind of thing to hold down the leaver, like an elastic on the bottom?
KevinTheShark: you might as well do toast on a grill
offbeatwitch: did we break it fully
Walkingharder: You're wasting a ton of time talking about this while you should be just doing this.
itomeshi: Unplug it and remove it from the moonbase.
Driosenth: do the LEDs turn on?
JonnyH: Probably broke it more when screwing around in it :D
ContingentCat: wow did we do the opposite of what was intended?
MadameAdversary: Well, now it's not just broke. Now it's /super/ broke.
itomeshi: Before it burns up all the oxygen.
SilentOptimist: d'Italiano is good bread. Toast or not
cuttlefishman: Bread mukbang stream now?
sjcTheos: So has anyone else here seen the Wendy's™ roll playing game? Its sure is a thing
Violentfrog: the more you try....
DarkNacht: The real treasure was the toast we didn't make along the way
Rhynerd: wow, I started listening to this just in time for the break
ContingentCat: @Dreamlettuce yeah, it was only vaugely warned
margieargie: Goodnight, sweet toaster...
ContingentCat: *warmed
Dreamlettuce: It has seen the outside world, it will tell the others!
ContingentCat: let them try what they will
chaostreader: Sound?
PhoenixMelior: !events
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Rockario: @cuttlefishman "Well, we brought this bread in for TTSF so by god we're going to use it
chaostreader: Oh there it is.
KevinTheShark: ¶Hello toaster my old friend. ¶
ARandomPlatypus: so the toaster didn't make it, had to step away for a bit
Juliamon: It did not
ARandomPlatypus: RIP Graham's toaster
Earthenone: it was a brave little toaster
Tajessa: booooo
NotCainNorAbel: I just got in; the toaster didn't make it? lrrAWW
Aenir798: @NotCainNorAbel It was ... toast.
VmKid: Booooo
NotCainNorAbel: slow clap
snowcookies: the toaster moved upstate
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control_rig: Hello chat. Just got here. Has Graham's toaster been disemboweled yet?
Armyguy0: Yes
Armyguy0: its dead jim
control_rig: Aw man, I missed it
Anaerin: Yes, disemboweled and discarded.
Juliamon: Disemboweled and taxidermied
Aenir798: @NotCainNorAbel Thanks for the entirely undeserved sub lol
margieargie: It has ceased to be, joined the choir invisible... it is an ex-toaster.
control_rig: Welp. VOD time then
NotCainNorAbel: Totaly deserved.
e_bloc: Graham is digging a hole out back to bury the toaster
Armyguy0: Dr. ian Whats the best T T S or F?
SilentOptimist: Graham went the way of the toaster
cuttlefishman: So
cuttlefishman: how would I solder a
cuttlefishman: avocado?
snowcookies: you can also fry a computer
mercano82: Frying (making food) is the most essential of the four for saying alive.
cuttlefishman: bannock
orionsrise1: Gyoza
chaostreader: We just fried a toaster.
ContingentCat: oooo
snowcookies: yum bannock
DarkNacht: Frybread is even better then fried bread
DarkMorford: I always like a good fish fry
jessieimproved: Katsudon is the best
jessieimproved: I was a college student in Japan for a summer
chaostreader: Katsu? Doesn’t that mean explosion?
jessieimproved: No, it means a cut of meat
cuttlefishman: The city in Switzerland?
jessieimproved: Katsudon means "meat bowl"
snowcookies: fried donut
Critter_jones: Pretty good.
DeM0nFiRe: zeezoozeezoozeezoo
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control_rig: Ah yes, the old nail file ASMR
Slurpee_E: should asmr make your bones hurt?
e_bloc: sands good
azureHaights: 3D dust! Don't breathe this!
yallz: what is the goal here?
Eklinaar: The best ASMR makes you feel like your teeth are trying to jump out of your mouth.
cuttlefishman: What if we put the toaster in the freezer?
orionsrise1: are you using plastic files?
ContingentCat: welp good bye bumps
KevinTheShark: wait... the 3d printed powder-kids? There's children made of powder!?
KevinTheShark: Definitely don't breathe them in
DarkMorford: @KevinTheShark What do you think baby powder is?
e_bloc: are you a big fan of files? maybe a fileophile?
KevinTheShark: benginCry
orionsrise1: Lol good. plastic files are a bit flimsy
Anaerin: I mean, "Sex Wax" is an actual product for surfers and surfboards.
KevinTheShark: Some good ASMR right here
Earthenone: doctor nortons flux wax, if you dont like it have your bucks back
Anaerin: Mr. Zog's Sex Wax, in fact: https://www.sexwax.com/
Fruan: Now the game truly begins!
Aenir798: lrrAWESOME lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Stoffern: Now TTSF truly begins
voslan: I'm hopping this this guidance computer will be the switch board for this years dessert bus.
azureHaights: Chili Beer, Chilly Beer or Chile Beer
Fruan: Did you get crumbs in your beer? Enquiring minds want to know.
DarkNacht: hopefully not in that glass
Qooroo: Checks out.
DarkMorford: Oh, has Ian seen the new thing Paul added to the overlay system?
MAPBoardgames: Brass Owl! That funky owl-y!
ContingentCat: well yeah nothing else does it in quite the same way
KevinTheShark: @voslan So Ians really going all out for this year's random dance party button
margieargie: @voslan Instead of the RDP button, the RDP Guidance Computer.
DarkNacht: Clip it, thats the ticket
azureHaights: Torque right? That's not right! Strip it, that's the ticket!
Aenir798: DEMON MAGIC
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KevinTheShark: @margieargie *fistbump*
TheAinMAP: lrrIAN
e_bloc: this stream now sponsored by wyrmwood gaming
62MGcobra: elfunkChunk
Juliamon: Sure, THAT is weird...
Drasvin: Blame Adam.
teavian: SLAPP
kerbalized_: lrrIAN lrrIAN lrrIAN lrrIAN
J_Rey15: The Horner Handslap TM
Aenir798: How can he slap?!
control_rig: The bones of trees and the skins of beasts!
ContingentCat: I prefer to think the Paul clones got together and did that slap
Drasvin: #blameAdam
orionsrise1: is it Adam's hand slapping Ian?
allabout90sanime: we don't know that
Qooroo: Who knows what they got from the aliens.
KevinTheShark: How sturdy is Ians face that the sound it makes is like that?
kakmize: aren't they already?
voslan: If you ask me wife, Now.....
DarkNacht: the 90s are classic rock
ritchards: aren't they already classic rock?
Qooroo: I think it's now, frighteningly enough.
Rockario: We're there already
orionsrise1: 80s hits classics next year
DoodlestheGreat: The 80's are already being added to classic rock. 70's are now on the Oldies stations.
allabout90sanime: 80s definitely
ritchards: it annoys me that All Star is more associated with Shrek than (originally) the Mystery Men
Anaerin: What was old is new again.
RealGamerCow: Nirvana and Pearl Jam are on the Boston classic rock station
DiscordianTokkan: Yeah, I've heard stuff from the early 2000s on a classic rock station, yep
ThePerrBearr: walking on the sun played on the radio today
Juliamon: Metallica too
Stoffern: rawk
Silver_Kn1ght: rrrawk
orionsrise1: next Year 1980 was 40 years ago
dialMforMara: @ritchards it’s because Shrek was a good movie, and you should be glad it brought your song to everyone’s attention
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Silver_Kn1ght: orionsrise1 stop that
Fruan: "Late 20th Century mistake years"
DarkNacht: 80s and 90s music is very different
Drasvin: All history will blend into a cultural smoothie
silverfur64: I avoided listening to most the stuff from the 80s and 90s.
Rockario: Weirdly, as a child of '93 I always thought Classic Rock started in the 60s and became a style after the 80s
questions_sleep: I knew I was old when they started playing portishead in the grocery store.
orionsrise1: @silver_kn1ght yeah! that's what's up!
KevinTheShark: We've come up with implied time-based music categories
Rockario: "The 80s, 90s, and whatever!"
operadicalagent: I always liked the way the musicman put it, as the aughties
Anaerin: It was the best of times, it was the Rock of times...
operadicalagent: aught 5, aught 6
dialMforMara: Oldies expand when the boomers die off
DarkNacht: Most the music on the Classic rock stations where I live is from the 1980s
KevinTheShark: New millennium Rock
TheLast_Lombax: I just got here, Where's the TOASTER lrrGRAHAM
DiscordianTokkan: Wellllll, My parents listened to stuff from the 40's and 50s in the 60's and 70's.
DarkNacht: I think this is just Beej showing how old he is
SketchyDetails: I submit that 80's and 90's be refered to as "Elder Pop"
mtvcdm: I could do never hearing Bing Crosby again.
Anaerin: Wham...
margieargie: @TheLast_Lombax It got sent to a kitchen upstate, don't worry.
niccus: i dread and look forward to the time when trance counts as oldies
62MGcobra: @TheLast_Lombax i've got some bad news for ya
Drasvin: @TheLast_Lombax Toaster surgery was a failure. It died
SquareDotCube: From Buddy Holly to "Buddy Holly"
kakmize: I heard Christian, not Christmas
dialMforMara: Wham’s Last Christmas
TheLast_Lombax: Oh damn. RIP
e_bloc: and Last Christmas, which one might argue is not even a christmas song
mtvcdm: Christmas music is when they decide to 'let their hair down' and 'get a little crazy' by playing Jingle Bell Rock.
Rockario: I feel like the stations shouldn't have to change their lineups just because "oldies" feels like a wrong term
orionsrise1: classic rock was invented by Boomers in the 80s to differentiate between the then new rock and their "good" rock without feeling old
KevinTheShark: Suddenly it all turns into "Classical music" and gets thrown in the bin with Beethoven and Mozart
j0xer: Alvin & the Chipmunks ....get my boy that damn hulu hoop already
mtvcdm: People don't want new Christmas songs. They want new people singing the old songs.
TehAmelie: do people still write psalms? oh and that reminds me
mtvcdm: That's why classical music is in such dire straits financially. Concert hall regulars don't want to hear any piece from anyone who has been dead for fewer than 50 years.
silverfur64: I love Christmas music
DeM0nFiRe: The only christmas music I listen to is Christmas Album by Jethro Tull
jessieimproved: I play Rat Pack Christmas
TheAinMAP: Oh dear.
mtvcdm: So nobody's making new classical music unless it's for movies and video games.
control_rig: Oh no
jessieimproved: That's about it
dialMforMara: @mtvcdm call me when they give up on minimalism
KevinTheShark: Christmas in itself is a religion clinging onto the past for dear life. Hence everything christmas is fixed.
Qooroo: @DeM0nFiRe What an excellent record.
DeM0nFiRe: It is super good
Tomasu82: ian loves screwing. that is all.
DeM0nFiRe: I always look forward to winter so I can listen to it again haga
DeM0nFiRe: haha*
SquirrelEarl: Also a big fan of Christmas Wrapping
e_bloc: that's it
Anaerin: "Reasons to be Cheerful"
e_bloc: that's the list
DiscordianTokkan: The Pogues one
mtvcdm: Notable New Year's songs are Another Week Of Christmas Songs.
TehAmelie: Auld Lang Syne covers at least 6 of the top 10
forlornhope22: REM
dialMforMara: Don’t be silly Ian, no one knows more than one verse of it
ritchards: are you thinking of Beautiful Day?
jessieimproved: New Year's Day is for the Rose Parade and un-decorating
j0xer: is the die hard theme song a christmas song?
orionsrise1: Sunday Bloody sunday?
SquirrelEarl: @j0xer Yes
mtvcdm: Most New Year's songs are actually just Christmas songs that add the phrase "and a happy new year".
e_bloc: second best part of free masonry is it's free
KevinTheShark: I classify everything from the nightmare before Christmas technically Christmas music
Stoffern: just Ian and Beej voslan
snowcookies: Beej used to be
Rockario: New Years Day music is "What was the best song from this past year"
dialMforMara: Ian is also a mason?
TehAmelie: Cranberries' Zombie
orionsrise1: did Ian and Beej join the masons.
ritchards: I checked, and I'm not allowed to be one (in New Zealand)
dialMforMara: The goat is Tugger Nutts
drfox17: I'm late, did we toaster?
orionsrise1: the Goat's name is Baphomet
FarleyF: What about if we want to be a member of the secret pipesmen
e_bloc: toaster died
Metalupis: DJ Earwom's The Year in Pop
TehAmelie: my grandpa is a good templar. they're like freemason second cousins, right?
Drasvin: @drfox17 Toaster surgery was a failure
DarkMorford: Oh yeah, I've heard about that. I think they've had the Love Live girls on a couple times.
drfox17: was.... was it haunted?
SquareDotCube: How about that Frank Sinatra song they play after the ball drops in Times Square?
orionsrise1: brb
drfox17: @SquareDotCube Ney york new york?
KevinTheShark: In fact. that's it. The new year's music is "The Final Countdown"
kenny_roberts84: Hi guys
TehAmelie: intriguing
drfox17: @DarkMorford Wait... like... the actors?
Rockario: The U2 song *is* actually called New Years Day, and wikipedia ties it to Polish Solidarity
drfox17: @DarkMorford Or... like, videos of the anime girls?
ritchards: when does Ian realise he is left/right order reversed? ;)
cuttlefishman: How does that relate to the Knights of Columbus?
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
KevinTheShark: #NotAllTemplars
SquirrelEarl: Shriners have to learn to ride those little bikes
margieargie: That... yeah, that's a good way of putting it :p
SquareDotCube: IIRC Scottish Rite is another branch
DarkMorford: @drfox17 The actresses. They do live concerts on a regular basis, they've even been to a handful of US anime conventions.
FarleyF: Ok can someone please send in a copy of Steve Jackson’s Illuminati card game so Beej and Ian can play it on AFK
AbnormAnomaly: Knights of Columbus is what my dad joined for the life insurance.
ContingentCat: that's excessive
DarkMorford is a 4th degree Knight of Columbus. Haven't gone to a meeting in years, though. >_>
cuttlefishman: What is the seventh seal?
Rockario: I grew up hearing about the Legion, and Oddfellows, and Lions clubs but they always seemed like abstract things. Like just random names to put on event halls
drfox17: @DarkMorford Wait, so.... they made an idol group out of the actresses of love live? or were they already an idol group before?
FarleyF: All this talk of secret societies is great
v_nome: And at 98 Degrees you have to join the boy band?
RealGamerCow: There's a freemason old folks home in my town. It's huge
Aenir798: @drfox17 It's the voice actresses of the characters
cuttlefishman: What SoL Anime is most like a fraternal lodge?
Aenir798: The real life performances kind of go hand-in-hand with Love-Live
cuttlefishman: Is it K-On?
asddsa28: I think ill just stick with my girl tea time being in my element.
orionsrise1: Sorry guys, my internet must be shoddy
drfox17: @Aenir798 But it's a chicken and egg thing, were tehy an idol group before love live, or did love live turn them into an idol group
KevinTheShark: I'm sure they aren't too keen on improv in that situation
Metalupis: being part of a community, for help/protection/support
Juliamon: It's like Boy Scouts for adults, the way I look at it
Armstrong11139: @drfox17 Started as an anime project, added live performances later
Rockario: Ah yes, Kinsman. Of "...Jackpot Bingo" fame
DarkMorford: @drfox17 Oh, sweet summer child. Voice actors/actresses in Japan are *much* more in the public consciousness than US ones. The Love Live cast weren't idols before the show (at least not as a group), but they were hired for their singing and dancing ability and put together as a unit.
ContingentCat: well not much else to do in Medicine Hat Kappa
RvLeshrac: Thanks to HondoTrigger for the sub.
j0xer: scouts for adults?
orionsrise1: I'll be here but silent
KevinTheShark: I'm right here for the Secret Pipesmen
Rockario: @mtvcdm Oh yeah, that's the stuff
LordErk: I miss Long Game
asddsa28: sound like girl scots no thank you
drfox17: @Juliamon I think the Boys Scouts of America would like adult boy scouts to be their Explorers division
cuttlefishman: Ian, international man of mystery
Juliamon: the only thing I actually know about all those groups is they're always doing "meat raffles" and I have no idea what that entails and don't really wanna know because I like the rich fantasy I've developed on my own
dialMforMara: #notacult
drfox17: @Juliamon Also adult lady scouts, explorers were open to all genders... at least 12 years ago
Nigouki: i love that VLOG about the Graham asking about the human skull
Fruan: Yoof
cuttlefishman: what is a meat raffle?
egyptcraze: oh geez so beej is the last line of defense to protect the burial of mary magdalene. pour one out for her XD
Metalupis: you are, LRR
mtvcdm: Juliamon, oh yeah, they talked about that on Feed Dump.
KevinTheShark: It's kind of a cult
SketchyDetails: Is this how LRR unionizes?
mtvcdm: It is literally raffling off meat.
drfox17: @cuttlefishman It's a raffle... for meat
mtvcdm: Exactly what it says.
SketchyDetails: OH
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
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cuttlefishman: a raffle... for meat?
drfox17: And you're the best at what you Beej
caelusaran: You all do amazing work.
asddsa28: yeah desert bus is a thing beetter then any cult
RealGamerCow: I kind of have a lot of problems with groups that have that much secrecy.
SketchyDetails: Its time to invent a DB Fraternal order. As is tradition.
Daifri: Is Desert Bus not a fraternal order?
Stoffern: oh, only 35 days
Aenir798: Hey Beej could you go into detail about that charity work? it sounds interesting. lrrBEEJ
Fruan: I think Beej can confidently say that NO ONE has raised more money for charity by putting ham between his toes than Beej has.
Pteraspidomorphi: I could be doing so many productive things right now
drfox17: @SketchyDetails Isn't that called Zeta?
Anaerin: #notacult
control_rig: Ian: Not Helping
Earthenone: i have seen them with these odd coins....
asddsa28: we all konw its its own thing
ContingentCat: we're not forming it because it already exists?
asddsa28: a hell of a thing
SketchyDetails: Lets get Ready to Rumble.
DeM0nFiRe: the civic projects that a Desert Bus fraternal order would raise money for is re-routing roads to be as straight as possible
Nigouki: i always miss peak Zeta shift because it's prime sleeping time in EST :(
drfox17: you know what i want to see this year? Ian doing an wrestling entrance
mtvcdm: https://www.twincities.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Meat-raffle-IMG_0242.jpg This is how a meat raffle works. You buy a ticket. They spin a wheel. If it lands on your number, you win a literal cut of meat.
Stoffern: If there are fraterneties and...sororities? Is there a word for a unisex group?
DarkMorford: The Knights of Columbus keep their advancement ceremonies secret because they would lose a lot of their impact if people knew what was going to happen. But membership or the sorts of work they do is not at all secret.
ritchards: unities?
egyptcraze: ive done cakewalks b4
SajuukSjet: cults?
drfox17: clubs?
LoadingReadyRun: @Stoffern Fellowship
Rockario: In Manitoba we call them meat draws
drfox17: oooh fellowship, that's better
ContingentCat: coven?
drfox17: because then you can go on quests!
orionsrise1: there's going to be My little Pony MTG?!
drfox17: and less paperwork than guids
drfox17: @orionsrise1 ..... i'm sorry what
asddsa28: everyone knows the desert bus order is the VST
orionsrise1: just saw it on verge @drfox17
Drasvin: Wizards is making three crossover cards for charity
Rockario: @orionsrise1 AFAIK there are some special promo cards
dialMforMara: @drfox17 it’s a set of charity promos and they’re awesome
dialMforMara: Rarity cares about rarity!
drfox17: i guess they are both owned by Hasbro?
Rockario: Nightmare Moon//Princess Luna is a flip card
JonnyH: The real question is what formats would they be legal in
KevinTheShark: let's face it. The true cult IS LoadingReadyRun. We tune in each day for the glorious sermons and to show our dedication
drfox17: GAAAASP
mtvcdm: We have daily meetings in the Discord.
Tomasu82: Ian is magnanimous.
Rockario: Or a generous EDH group
ContingentCat: next time on Mail Time...
Thatwasademo: Well, consider that MLP is a Hasbro property
Armstrong11139: I wonder how long this has been in the works? Because it could explain the lack of ponies in the HasCon set
Thatwasademo: and WotC is part of Hasbro
control_rig: YO
Juliamon: holy shit
Aenir798: ow
cuttlefishman: Ian
cuttlefishman: plz
drfox17: APPLEJACK
control_rig: Don't you dis Rainbow dash like that
62MGcobra: fluttershy
voslan: I would like to point out, the TCG game "The Spoils" Already did this bit with Pwny's.
Tomasu82: that has to be a FN magic
JonnyH: My fave is "The Other One"
nurovi: shade thrown
orionsrise1: there's going to be a fight about how strong a cutie Mark is vs some other thing
DoodlestheGreat: There _is_ a Pony CCG.
drfox17: oh my god Nightmare Moon transforms into Luna
neuroflare: which one is So-And-So?
Tomasu82: try not to tap the ponies too hard...
caelusaran: Wait.. Wait. this is real?
JonnyH: There's a pony RPG
KevinTheShark: Fffffffff
Fruan: Wave of babies...
drfox17: wait what
asddsa28: right yeah
caelusaran: Please do a Pony Draft.
drfox17: she's the best
drfox17: she cries on the inside
DoodlestheGreat: @caelusaran, no, just a few cards made up for charity sales.
JonnyH: No boosters with promo-only cards I'd expect?
SketchyDetails: Apple Jack? Master Distiller
ContingentCat: Capitalism!
uktemperance: Are pony cards legal in Beejlander?
DarkMorford: What do we do with Applejack? Drink it!
asddsa28: its a remake i think
chesul: just have applejack out in the pasture...
orionsrise1: I hate my little pony
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egyptcraze: @uktemperance if you open one in ur dollar store pack
uktemperance: Excellent
drfox17: I... kind of want to buy this
KevinTheShark: Applejack sounds like a cocktail, Apple juice, Jack Daniels, and Rum
drfox17: although... i would love more to win this at DB
Armyguy0: Applejack IS a drink
dialMforMara: @kevintheshark applejack is liquor distilled from apples
DoodlestheGreat: Beej, did you know the studio that made the series was located in Vancouver?
ContingentCat: thankfully I unstuck myself from homestuck, it's a lot to keep track of and the fans are a lot too
Armyguy0: Applejack is booze made from Apples
j0xer: off to the great glue factory in the sky
KevinTheShark: @dialmformara i also want a cocktail
Thatwasademo: There's a card from an earlier silver-bordered set that helps called "_____"
dialMforMara: @kevintheshark can you make yourself one?
Armyguy0: works good put in apple pie too
Rockario: These kind of promo cards are great, becaause they can get away with flavour-first design like that
Drasvin: Add Equestria to the MtG multiverse?
Thatwasademo: You can actually make it happen
drfox17: oh, i can't buy this yet
KevinTheShark: @dialmformara its a little wasted on me in the ocean
ContingentCat: oh, neat
JonnyH: You might have walked past one on the street and never known!
dialMforMara: @kevintheshark just don’t make it a dry cocktail
cuttlefishman: You can do it
cuttlefishman: when not wearing pants
drfox17: Tara Strong does that, because she lives in LA as opposed to the others
DarkMorford: Wow, ISDN. I haven't heard that name in a long time.
drfox17: I think they have someone else rough in her lines
ritchards: I like Elevation!
ritchards: wait that was Tomb Raider
Jay_Blanc: Since the largest amount of the characters on MLP:FiM are voiced by Tabitha StGermane most of the voice acting on MLP is Canadian.
Jay_Blanc: Also, most of the MLP MTG cards.
SSnakeAce: That's right up everyone's alley, Ian.
LoadingReadyRun: @Jay_Blanc She is by FAR my favourite VA on MLP.
mercano82: The entire Top Gear crew did a guest episode.
KevinTheShark: James May is... one of a kind
cuttlefishman: If the box does not fit
cuttlefishman: y'alls must aquuit
Jay_Blanc: I don't even need to ask who's running the LRR twitch chat right now.
drfox17: @Jay_Blanc the fact that she voices both Luna and Rarity is just great
Jay_Blanc: Mono StGermain is strong in this format.
SquareDotCube: Go Left?
Anaerin: Any noun can be verbed, and any verb can be nouned.
Armstrong11139: You cannot get ye flask.
Jay_Blanc: Ye cannot land ye lander.
elah806: You cannot eat ye ass
KevinTheShark: Make sure to diffuse the light from your buttons
drfox17: chat, someone remind me to buy this MLP set at the end of the month
margieargie: I mean, there's "P00 and accept"...
DoodlestheGreat: @drfox17, It may not last that long.
j0xer: Put starfish mouth
JonnyH: Tara strong is from canada too, so it's is pretty much all Canadian, right?
ContingentCat: shit can be a verb or a noun
DoodlestheGreat: Yep. Tara's originally from Toronto.
DarkMorford: "fuck" can be just about every part of speech in English :P
margieargie: I'd recommend King's Quest commands to put in, but Graham isn't here so...
drfox17: @DoodlestheGreat I, ironically, forgot about the aspect of Rarity when i comes to purchasing things
egyptcraze: @darkmorford like buffalo
JonnyGlitch: pebkac?
Tomasu82: Yuzaera?
Rockario: cakbep? what?
Anaerin: PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
62MGcobra: lrrFINE
NotCainNorAbel: lrrFINE
dialMforMara: I definitely saw the blinkenlights through the froting
ContingentCat: uhh
JonnyH: Computer, Enable Mood Lighting
e_bloc: strobe please
KevinTheShark: It is meant to be used in space, it can be quite dark in space
kerbalized_: KSP2 with this thing!
Anaerin: "Focus you fahk!"
azureHaights: Beej, we installed that camera so you could turn the lights ON and OFF.
margieargie: Imagine being in the command module and the lights start doing that...
TacitusVigil: What are we making? Tricorder Mk 1? New "Device"? Kappa
ContingentCat: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
KevinTheShark: This looks like lighting for an artful monologue
RealGamerCow: Oh shit, I gotta find a good bourbon/whisky for fireplace stream
control_rig: REL:AXED
Rockario: ContingentCat, you just summoned a powerful audio memory
ContingentCat: @Rockario that was the goal
NotCainNorAbel: @RealGamerCow Noah's Mill
drfox17: @RealGamerCow May i suggest Laird's Applejack? (it's not that good)
KingKool2099: 28008!
Earthenone: many lights. left side, handle it
KevinTheShark: Beautiful
Thatwasademo: That is in fact what verb 35 does!
Thatwasademo: Success!
JonnyH: It looks pretty good from the camera
KevinTheShark: Suddenly disco
dialMforMara: We in the chat can see the lights just fine
ContingentCat: not yet
e_bloc: let's play snake
JonnyGlitch: it can't play doom? wow it IS ancient
ritchards: I'm going to post a link to the image from the kickstarter, but the link is huge long
j0xer: how old was the mcdonalds cash register that can run doom?
Rockario: @tacitusvigil well it's a navigation system, which could probably used destructively on an actual spacecraft
JonnyGlitch: if all else fails, consult the pocket supercomputer!
johnhelix: I just got here, why does the stream title mention a toaster?
JonnyH: How is it implemented? Just a microcontroller inside running code? Or actually trying to emulate the old hardware?
margieargie: They tried to fix a toaster earlier, but unfortunately it was beyond repair.
Earthenone: it speaks!
control_rig: Yaaaay
niccus: IT'S ALIVE
DarkMorford: @JonnyH I think it's Arduino-based
drfox17: what
JonnyGlitch: @johnhelix they're going to strap the Apollo guidance computer up to it and launch it into space?
mtvcdm: Thing!
johnhelix: Oh hey, my gift sub finally ran out. I should do something about that later.
control_rig: lrrHORN
DoodlestheGreat: HOO-RAY!
ContingentCat: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME
62MGcobra: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: nice
JonnyH: nice program
kerbalized_: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
KevinTheShark: Johnny Five. IS ALIVE
NotCainNorAbel: I love that we are using an ipad pro and an iphone in order to fix a 3d printed lunar module computer.
e_bloc: nice
TacitusVigil: That's one small step for Ian. One...giant leap for LRR.
Thatwasademo: not really so much "fix" as "assemble"
62MGcobra: LRR kind
JonnyGlitch: @KevinTheShark Hey! My spirit animal!
margieargie: Aha, so this is the soundboard they used to play voice lines while they were staging the moon landings.
kerbalized_: "Houston, bad news. Moon's haunted"
Rockario: So...this is like my toy X-Wing that played movie quotes when you presssed R2's head Kappa
NotCainNorAbel: I think the old commands just stay there until you enter another set
TacitusVigil: @kerbalized_ "...wha....what was...confirm last, roger?"
mtvcdm: And do the other things.
JonnyGlitch: I like doing the hard thing too Kappa
KevinTheShark: I can really feel Ians joy right now
jessieimproved: I have literally ALWAYS been bothered by that
JonnyGlitch: Beej you do a great Simpson's JFK
JonnyH: 50% success rate
TacitusVigil: JFKnifey-Spoony
RealGamerCow: I love that everyone;s Kennedy imitation is just Mayor Quimby
dialMforMara: I believe “the other things” included a particular sports victory
Diabore: did toaster get fixed?
Drasvin: So can you now pilot the moonbase to the moon?
Nigouki: are we going to have to have a show and tell with Graham's new toaster?
PhoenixMelior: Can't stop thinking about clone high
ContingentCat: @Diabore nope it's dead
DeM0nFiRe: Can it make toast?
mtvcdm: I'm saying 10/1 odds that we've just spent the night looking at this year's RDP button.
JonnyGlitch: Strap it on the microwave
Diabore: @ContingentCat womp womp, well, better toaster is good too
kerbalized_: now we build the rest of the LEM
Dix: lol
Diabore: too much? where is ian and who is this?
TacitusVigil: This year, Laugh-O-Tron returns as "The Device" Kappa
ContingentCat: @Diabore yeah, it was still neat getting to see inside and poke around
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Join Heather, Beej, Ben and Adam for a brand new game on Play it Forward! Game: The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures) at Thu 08:00 PM PDT (30m from now).
ContingentCat: Oh god is this year's The Button going to be this thing?
BloodForTheCorelab: come by and mostly just listen while i paint?
korvys: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Join Heather, Beej, Ben and Adam for a brand new game on Play it Forward! Game: The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures) at Thu 08:00 PM PDT (30m from now).
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5439: "Show me that thick cotton!" —Adam [2018-10-24]
asddsa28: woot
TacitusVigil: Wait, tonight?
TacitusVigil: Late stream times?
asddsa28: oo i dont think so that is opimistic
Diabore: @TacitusVigil yup,
KevinTheShark: It's like watching a car crash in slow motion
Diabore: this is throne draft
ArcOfTheConclave: mlp commander?
ritchards: This is Eldraine Draft
Drasvin: !findquote pony
LRRbot: Quote #51: "When a man loves a cartoon pony very much… they share a very special kind of shame… and then he sticks it in her pooper." —Julie and Cameron [2015-02-26]
operadicalagent: 2 weeks ago was pre pre
Jay_Blanc: Magical Pony Cards ARE REAL!
e_bloc: commander last week I thought
DoodlestheGreat: Nice try, Ian.
Diabore: @e_bloc commander was last week, this week is throne draft for release day
Rockario: Link identifies however you want them too
Diabore: BUT ON MONDAY, roadquest premieres at 4pm moonbase time
NotCainNorAbel: I was hoping Adam would read to us on Monday.
Diabore: next monday*
elah806: Is there a Long Game next week?
e_bloc: "blair witch" game
ContingentCat: @elah806 yup
NotCainNorAbel: This is our fault!
Pintyhet: I AM watching.
Diabore: @elah806 barring sickness yes
e_bloc: seems rude Beej
ContingentCat: Hi Matt
orionsrise1: night guys
Aenir798: Ian is right, it was forced on me :(
azureHaights: Good show, glad we had it
TacitusVigil: JFK = aOK :D
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks LRR!
JonnyH: Thanks o/
control_rig: O7
TacitusVigil: Thanks LRR
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ContingentCat: 1next
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Join Heather, Beej, Ben and Adam for a brand new game on Play it Forward! Game: The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures) at Thu 08:00 PM PDT (23m from now).
BloodForTheCorelab: chat ok now hear me out.... picnic?
Earthenone: why?
Juliamon: why tho
BloodForTheCorelab: because its there???
caelusaran: I am confused.
uktemperance: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Join Heather, Beej, Ben and Adam for a brand new game on Play it Forward! Game: The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures) at Thu 08:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
BloodForTheCorelab: caelusaran oh no what if you hurt yourself in your confusion!?
BloodForTheCorelab: quick chat open the picnic basket and look for berries to cure the confusion?