LoadingReadyRun: Heads up. We will be a couple minutes late starting. But we will start asap. Sorry about that.
fiftymcnasty: oops
TheAinMAP: Take the time you need.
Pal_Friendpatine: No worries. I’m finishing up somethings myself
CaptainSpam: Stand by for chaos?
Pal_Friendpatine: Who’s Chaos? ;)
kumatsu: benginChaos
CaptainSpam: It's Steve Chaos, notary public! Coming to save the day!
Pal_Friendpatine: teftLol
DarkMorford: Discord is chaos, obviously! Weren't you paying attention to the pony talk during TTSF? Kappa
CaptainSpam: I can proudly say I was not! Kappa
djalternative: I just finished reading Spider-Man: Life Story and holy crap is it great.
CaptainSpam: Another nearly-zeta stream of Four Swords coming up?
DarkMorford: Yep
DarkMorford: Never a dull moment with these four.
djalternative: Pitch: Spider-Man but if he aged in real time starting in the 60's
caelusaran: Speaking of zeta - it just hit me today that I'm not the most easily excited person anymore. Holidays are kind of eh. I -really- look forward to Desert Bus, though.
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Join Heather, Beej, Ben and Adam for a brand new game on Play it Forward! Game: The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures) at Thu 08:00 PM PDT (11m ago).
BloodForTheCorelab: pitch: Silverfish man
Juliamon: That just means you've discovered what your priorities in life are.
djalternative: @caelusaran it's a sad day when that happens.
Natimus_Prime: as someone who works a retail job, the holidays are just extra work with no overtime pay to go with them
Juliamon: Ah retail. I do not miss that.
TheMerricat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Join Heather, Beej, Ben and Adam for a brand new game on Play it Forward! Game: The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures) at Thu 08:00 PM PDT (13m ago).
djalternative: but yeah. def pick up spiderman life story. it's six issues and every issue tackles a different decade.
CaptainSpam: I will admit to being glad I am no longer in retail.
mtvcdm: Retail blows.
Pal_Friendpatine: Eh I’m not all that enthused about the holidays anymore either. I finally came to realize it’s because the reasons we are celebrating them (or at least the way and why we are told to celebrate them) is mostly because consumerism. They don’t have Genuine meaning anymore
BloodForTheCorelab: I work in a hospital ... what are holidays?
Natimus_Prime: it's retail or farm owrk around here, and I'm not built for the outdoors
Juliamon: My sister says Macy's is allowing employees the opportunity to work on Thanksgiving (US) in exchange for being able to choose their Black Friday shift instead of being assigned one.
djalternative: @BloodForTheCorelab a blood thirsty battle done in order to appease our late stage capitalist gods
BloodForTheCorelab: om nom nom
mtvcdm: Walmart just... does Black Friday *on* Thanksgiving and ignores everyone's normal days off so that everybody can work it.
NightValien28: only in this captalist hellscape would a choice like that be considered good
Juliamon: So either two shitty shifts and no Thanksgiving, or Thanksgiving followed by one TREMENDOUSLY shitty shift
mtvcdm: And with that
Earthenone: lrrSIGNAL
caelusaran: That might be why I genuinely look forward to and get excited over Desert Bus. It's a solid week (ish) of relentless positivity, feels, genuine concern and compassion for humanity, and a fair amount of insanity.
djalternative: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
caelusaran: This is my holiday, I suppose.
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Pal_Friendpatine: Well put @caelusaran . You have found real meaning in celebration
djalternative: yeah. DB and RT Extra life are like holidays to me
DarkMorford: We do get up to shenanigans, don't we. :P
Juliamon: DB is my substitute Thanksgiving because the real one is held at the house of relatives I desperately wish I could disown
caelusaran: Now we just have to summon Rau and begin the Great Celebration. >_>
korvys: PAXAus moved, so I can actually reasonably take time off for both PAX and DB, so I'll have a solid week of bussing, instead of having to watch from work, this year.
chaostreader: PrideWingL PrideGive lrrSIGNAL PrideTake PrideWingR
djalternative: RT's stream is like DB but packed into 24 hours and with much more punishment.
Iceberg_Man: Got back from locals just in time for the start! nice
caelusaran: 'DB packed into 24 hours" sounds like a ritual you would use to open a literal hellmouth.
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6003: "'What's happening?' I don't know, does it matter?" —Adam [2019-04-20]
e_bloc: ah the play it forward theme song
TheAinMAP: Hello.
Rockario: Bah BAAAAAAH!
djalternative: @caelusaran sounds like the RT stream
mahpete_: looks like I'm not very late!
TheGeekyQuilter: Yay it’s Ben and Beej and Adam and heather all the peoples
chaostreader: DB packed into 24 hours sounds like the last 24 hours of DB
Nigouki: oh good i'm on time
e_bloc: is this .. . . hell?
Rockario: @mahpete_ It only just started
hunkajunk: Hey Ben, that's not pizza. What happened to your pizza?
ContingentCat: Oh show Adam the new thing
djalternative: @chaostreader but you have to account that all of the budget for DB being spent in 24 hours
TheGeekyQuilter: Hmm Zelda seems relevant to a thing I made he he
EightBitDreams: Play it Fourward Adventures
YawnLance: Oh hey, it's Pain it Forward lrrBEEJ
mahpete_: @Rockario glad I thought to check the schedule. :)
Fugi: I played it as a kid with my siblings and I think that's the ideal way to play - with people you have to be around but don't like very much
BloodForTheCorelab: lol
mtvcdm: The game is fun *with four players.* Any less than four and...
caelusaran: Is Adam haunted? O.o He's... very slightly blurry? And he's the only one.
Kidror: Yeah from what I've seen I think that Four Swords is just better than Four Swords Adventures
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ben, your ring dropped
ContingentCat: it's fine Ben <3
Zanaide: We wus raidin!
ReverseCreations: Cheer100 I'm sorry, Ben, your ring dropped
kumatsu: @LoadingReadyRun Ben your ring dropped as soon as you left
e_bloc: who was a bother?
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chaostreader: Yeah. Adam is always blurry during this stream. For some reason.
kumatsu: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
Rockario: Pikmin 2 came out in 2004, so you could even play that with your friends instead
BrindleBoar: lewd
Lyinginbedmon: Welcome to the highlight reel
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
djalternative: For example, there is a japanese game show segment and the punishment is usually a giant rubber band aimed at a crotch called "the pommelhorse" @caelusaran @chaostreader
mtvcdm: !players
LRRbot: For this Play it Forward: Green = Adam, Red = Beej, Blue = Heather, Pink/Purple = Ben
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niccus: as a team, no less
caelusaran: @djalternative So.... Slaanesh?
Lyinginbedmon: I like that this game clearly includes a mechanic for players who know what to do to railroad the team idiot into completing the puzzle
djalternative: @caelusaran no idea what that is but sure. other punishments seen repeat usage throughout the years are spicy things and very high powered paintballs.
underhill33: lrrWOW
thraximore: wake me up inside
chaostreader: That happens in the manga. Purple briefly goes evil. Then becomes good again.
korvys: Beesus
Lyinginbedmon: Oh lord they comin
e_bloc: oops all bows
KartoffelKaiser: Yo so I just caught the checkpoint vod and re: Butter Tarts. Am American, I made some once and they were awesome. But I had never heard of them before a Canadian told me about them.
Diabore: ben is very out of shot
thraximore: screeeeen
chaostreader: Ben. Swap the screens
mahpete_: have the guardian thing shoot north?
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mahpete_: in the last room
CyberAsp: Yeah, it could probably trigger the switch
CyberAsp: Oh neat they got level two bows
DarkMorford: Yeah, you could maybe trick the Beamos into shooting the switch orb
djalternative: @caelusaran I give you, the pommel horse: https://youtu.be/gxeNJgGtbZg?t=1706
thraximore: maybe hit the switches?
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00gogo00: ORB
Brooklynnb545: Pride100 got to start my new D&D campaign tonight that my girlfriend is Dming. We got the brand new Baulder’s Gate module that just came out!
orbitaltuna: Huh I thought they finished this game?
operadicalagent: can you get the eye to hit the switchy
KartoffelKaiser: You know, it just occured to me that this game was Nintendo trying to do switch things pre-switch
korvys: Can you trick the laser into shooting the switch above it?
djalternative: @orbitaltuna they'll never be finished if they're grudges continue on.
EJGRgunner: Notorious gun-toting vigilante, Spider-Man.
Lyinginbedmon: Man I don't envy whoever had to lay the floor for this room
EJGRgunner: According to reputable journalists, "He's a Menace!"
orbitaltuna: Does Japanese Spider-Man have a fun?
orbitaltuna: Gun
Juliamon: No on both accounts
Rockario: Picturing that Hellboy-monkey-gun comic, but it's Spiderman
mtvcdm: #notacult
TacitusVigil: Wait, I thought Ben said hammers were for-
KartoffelKaiser: Are lasers guns
kusinohki: i think there's a sword
e_bloc: does whatever a spider-mech can
00gogo00: he does have instand death mode in the MCU tho
DarkMorford: Spider mechs are a Ghost in the Shell thing
00gogo00: that's something
Drunk_Owl: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:02.
00gogo00: This is my hole?
orbitaltuna: It’s a leopard themed mech
blackice779: ZELDAAAA!!!
djalternative: No. Japanese Spiderman has a giant sword. We've been watching a lot of it on Kathleen's Stream recently. It's just on archive.org for some reason. @LoadingReadyRun
korvys: Totally not a sex thing
00gogo00: I too watched that episode
Pal_Friendpatine: That mummy moan
TacitusVigil: I...am worried this is not a sustainable Alolan solution.
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jclem_2: 49 months and with a very good game in 4 swords!!!!
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mahpete_: wait, they eat trash? or is "trubish" another pokemon?
thraximore: Are they harming each other when in the other side?
DarkMorford: I mean, Muk eats a lot of things. Not as much as Snorlax, but still
Juliamon: Trubbish is a trashbag Pokemon, literally
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astralgoth: it's already been 16 months??
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Juliamon: A precious trash baby
korvys: Palossand eats people, so Muk eating Trubbish doesn't seem so bad
orbitaltuna: But is there non-trubbish trash? bardThink
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun Japanese spider-man's main motivation in the series is to kill the man that killed his father.
mahpete_: @Juliamon ah, naturally.
frozenphoenix7: @orbitaltuna Yes
TacitusVigil: Zelda: Link's Shadow Dies Four Times.
00gogo00: ORB
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Banrael: cheer100 Like these!
e_bloc: Cheer100 you deserve this
Mister_Hush: Mister Moneybags Ulmer, all he sees are bits
mtvcdm: One stage down.
Rhynerd: Vote Lizard, Vote Beej?
mahpete_: what's the conversion from bits to money?
djalternative: Ben, you should just kill a chicken in the next level and have adam deal with the concequences.
KartoffelKaiser: 100 bits = 1 US Dollar
mtvcdm: Bits are 1 cent USD apiece.
mahpete_: ah
e_bloc: Beej, famed Communist
mahpete_: I thought it was 10:1
mtvcdm: Tingle, tingle-kooloo-limpAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
korvys: "You've been invited to 'tingle my tower'"
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Kikazi: I like to this of this show as "The Legend of Zaniness: Four Silly Adventurers" lrrHEART
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jclem_2: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:34.
Greggleswong: "Who likes bukakke?"
e_bloc: Cheer246 do you want to play. . . . animal abuse?!
chaostreader: Final destination. Everyone fox.
KartoffelKaiser: Help, we're trapped in this pen! The man in the green latex is keeping us here!
SuperWill1234: owooooo. . . what's thiiiiiis. . .
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djalternative: I think those "eyes" are the big cheaks
ContingentCat: !players
Juliamon: !players
LRRbot: For this Play it Forward: Green = Adam, Red = Beej, Blue = Heather, Pink/Purple = Ben
kusinohki: easy gmae for easy babies
ContingentCat: katesThank
Greggleswong: what a twist!
Issurru: he was ROOBED
mtvcdm: top 10 anime betrayals
ghostvalv: seabatYIKES
SuperWill1234: that is a SPECATCULARLY awful voice LUL
TacitusVigil: So Beej is dressing up as Tingle for Halloween, right? lrrBEEJ
Banrael: I'm mostly here for the tingles...?
Veraphage: Desert of (X) Doubt
incredulouspasserby: Why is it always moments like these that I join the streams on.
caelusaran: Speaking of Beej in strange outfits, was New Year's Steve a one-off joke?
mahpete_: which is worse. Beej'sTingle voice, or Serge in that mask?
TacitusVigil: Another pyramid. While you've been away cavorting matters here have moved apace- :D
Banrael: Beej's Tingle voice makes me giggle. Serge's mask gave me nightmares.
DarkMorford: Beej, that voice reminds me of this fellow from King's Quest 6. His voice was a send-up of Ed Wynn, who apparently sounded similar to Frank Nelson. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/kingsquest/images/e/e6/Jollo.png
mtvcdm: HAHAHAHA
e_bloc: great timing
johnhelix: I think Adam has a really nice hairline. This statement brought to you by my decision to start complimenting things about people that normally don't get brought up.
mtvcdm: Hello highlight reel.
ContingentCat: how nice of you Ben
TacitusVigil: @Banrael The Legend of Zelda: Serge's Mask
chaostreader: Please show us the thing.
kusinohki: you mean ian?
Banrael: Now all I'm getting is Serge in a Zelda outfit wearing that mask :( The horror
Juliamon: Banrael The Link shades over that mask.
Banrael: I feel like that would be less creepy, cause his eyes behind that mask.. I think that was the creepiest part, heh.
Drunk_Owl: How are they recording Ben's GBA screen?
Earthenone: chat can record your high score
Juliamon: Drunk_Owl It's a partial Gigaquad
kusinohki: pegasus boots? in this economy?
Drunk_Owl: @Juliamon Not familiar with that. What does that mean?
mahpete_: the eyes, and how well the shape is *almost* right for his face shape.
Juliamon: It's... a complicated setup.
mahpete_: that mask was wonderful
Juliamon: Ben is using the GCN, not the GBA
BusTed: hmmm
BusTed: Oho.
Rockario: But they're in a square pyramid, how could they og in a circle *X Files sting*
mahpete_: checkmate, geometrists.
Drunk_Owl: Oh, is Ben using a GBA player on the GCN and recording through that?
CaptainSpam: Yep.
Nigouki: there's a choice to make here lrrBEEJ
Izandai: I love the MLP Magic cards so much.
mahpete_: they what?!
Izandai: I love that "everypony" wins the game.
KeiRaccoon: It's a collector's set for charity
Izandai: I read that and it made me so angry and so happy.
bowsin_durrows: I believe it's actually Ponies: the Galloping.
Nigouki: what about ghosts Beej?
Pal_Friendpatine: Every Body
bowsin_durrows: Ghosts have a spectral body.
mjessee83: hi guys!
Izandai: @mahpete_ Remember the box of three silver-bordered cards with a D&D reference, a Transformers reference, and a Nerf™ reference? It's like that.
korvys: Adam Safidan
Pal_Friendpatine: Now someone in chat is going to tell us that one of the creatures technically doesn’t have a ‘body’
MinniChii: do Skeletons count as bodies? Or is meat required?
ContingentCat: I think a physical form of any kind counts as a body
thraximore: It's amusing how much of this game can be played while just carrying one of the players like a sack of potatoes.
MadmanOreo: boots with the fur?
mjessee83: i came in late .. is adam droppin' a deuce?
chaostreader: Get Adam something?
kusinohki: is adam ok? is he coming back?
Izandai: Wouldn't that just turn him into James?
Izandai: katesSass
chaostreader: There is a slingshot right there.
mahpete_: @kusinohki bathroom break
bowsin_durrows: Can you, you know, make this an actual animate person?
hunkajunk: hey Ben, your other trinket dropped.
mahpete_: I think
Bobtheninjagoldfish: hey ben, your trinket dropped
bowsin_durrows: LUL
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eldrazi_trainer: I'm halfway to the answer
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mjessee83: and so it shall be remembered
hunkajunk: You should have followed me :)
TacitusVigil: Oh no, the Beejers have returned!
CaptainSpam: Meanwhile, Adam just took off for home and will come in chat later. Kappa
asddsa28: can we see
djalternative: You haven't been in mongolia yet.
orbitaltuna: where DID adam go anyhow
FireBasilisk53: Adam just left
Drunk_Owl: Adam went to the bathroom
n0t_multiple_r0b0ts: I hope he is okay....
SharkHero08: Adams been gone a while
orbitaltuna: as kathleen would say, "big poops"
TacitusVigil: Pegasi Boots
mjessee83: look just hook it up to game genie
chaostreader: Bottom left zone.
MadmanOreo: @LoadingReadyRun bottom left
mahpete_: upgrade the boots too while you're here
mahpete_: ah, you got it
TacitusVigil: That's when Beejus carried you.
orbitaltuna: so what did adam name the baby?
kusinohki: oh jeebus...
ContingentCat: yikes
Twilight_Spark: Wowee
Kaszoski: Fud
mahpete_: @orbitaltuna I vote Clyde
Digigoner: I'm just tuning in, but are we finishing this tonight? lrrAWESOME
TacitusVigil: Remember, all the food in the fridge labeled "James" is for everyone. Kappa
mahpete_: @Digigoner probably one more session
Pal_Friendpatine: Föd?
ContingentCat: wow mail time spoilers (I'm guessing)
mjessee83: oh no! ben is off-screen!
mjessee83: lol
Digigoner: @mahpete_ Thanks!
tergonis: is adam going raving?
orbitaltuna: BabyRage
mjessee83: adam's rdy for a rave
orbitaltuna: remember to hydrate
tergonis: why is there a mint ringpop???????
MadmanOreo: cmonBruh
orbitaltuna: mint ringpop? ccolorD
Kaszoski: F
ContingentCat: whoops
PMAvers: Chunky Link Salsa
korvys: Fours Fairies
tergonis: ty ben
mahpete_: TPK!
mtvcdm: But Heather, you like TPK's!
circusofkirkus: wrong bomb Kappa
FireBasilisk53: Adam is too concerned with this flavor
Drunk_Owl: 94 more force fairies? wow
mjessee83: ben you have half a face
mjessee83: lolol
Kaszoski: Bombs = Boots. Both start with B and end with s
Mister_Hush: Adam what do you have in your mouth
mahpete_: Bo__s
Kaszoski: Ring pop
ContingentCat: UM
djalternative: What causes a man's heart to go neutral?
FireBasilisk53: I've seen a youtube video of those sounds
chesul: guys, you can't make a hole that way no matter how hard you are.
circusofkirkus: LUL
Kaszoski: HAHA
tergonis: insta karma, nice
chaostreader: Throw Heather to the other bridges.
Kaszoski: Ben needs to campaign alot
Twilight_Spark: f
korvys: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 58:16.
mahpete_: adam for most helpful
IncredibleFrown: welp good stream everyone
FireBasilisk53: good stream
Pal_Friendpatine: GGs everyone
thedudetrio: LUL I htought I had just missed the rest of the stream
tergonis: rip
djalternative: But Ben, we've yet to see your comprehensive plan on tax reform in hyrule? How can we vote for you as good guy when we don't know your policies.
orbitaltuna: ew
kusinohki: hyrule doesn't have banks, that's why everyone keeps there money under bushes
TacitusVigil: Oh no, Hyrule has become some sort of Objectivist tract!
Twilight_Spark: Soak the rich and kill the pigs. I like it.
IncredibleFrown: with your sword adam
thedudetrio: Freeze him by hammering him in the dark world
UnusuallyLargeMoth: is it okay for me to explain this puzzle?
helgridr: sword him
korvys: I think it just the sword
FireBasilisk53: sword the tail?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: aaaaand beej solves it!
rrtycoon2: LRR - 0 Moldorm - ∞ ..which is normal for anyone fighting moldorm...
Kaszoski: Buuugs
djalternative: murder bugs
djalternative: So adam is a food token now?
tergonis: help help he's being repressed?
Kaszoski: That's 6 dots too little
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: GIVE ME SILKY!
GlennSeto: "Would you like to live deliciously?"
djalternative: this is the voice that was, yet again, literally requested by adam.
TacitusVigil: This is the worst infomercial.
mtvcdm: Whose doesn't?
korvys: Then try the slap chop!
Ukon_vasara: well now that you mention it bloobyHmm
orbitaltuna: we're one NARF away from pinky
rrtycoon2: then get some SPAM!
IncredibleFrown: i *do* just want to go apeshit!
CyberAsp: Who makes a ruin-the-world trident with nice instructions?
GlennSeto: NO!
mjessee83: Beej ftw!
Kaszoski: I'm SHOCKED
ContingentCat: this is a terrible relitive of Dave Spokesman?
mjessee83: lol
RassilonDND: cockney fairy eh?
djalternative: #blame lrrADAM
Pal_Friendpatine: Last time it was much more peaceful cockney
Banrael: I had to check back, thought Eric Idle might have shown up
mahpete_: can we go back to tingle?
GlennSeto: Look, evil dark elf or evil pig man is not that different a situation.
Feminine_Desires: The Minnish Cap isn't Gannon
asddsa28: purple best girl
Kaszoski: Maybe?
IncredibleFrown: majora's mask had no ganon
kusinohki: majora's mask wasn't gannon
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: nah we dont let princess out of crystal jars in this party
Rockario: Twilight Princess has Zant, who summons was tricked by Ganon
orbitaltuna: nope, link just wants a ringpop
ContingentCat: they look like flying bearded faces to me
IncredibleFrown: wasn't phantom hourglass someone else too?
RassilonDND: I would love to play a legend of zelda where ganon was the hero, and he had to save link from zelda
djalternative: you now have a full pokemon party. you can take on the elite four now.
Kaszoski: Fighting words
circusofkirkus: LUL
TacitusVigil: Whelp, Adam is dead to me. Kappa
GlennSeto: @RassilonDND And it turns out to be the last things going through Ganon's head at the end of Wind Waker?
thedudetrio: Majora's Mask is great. Fite me.
GlennSeto: Skyward Sword sucked.
FireBasilisk53: this one
Feminine_Desires: Minnish Cap.
ContingentCat: those weird ones that Alex played on W&P?
SpicyNapalm: crossbow training? Kappa
MAPBoardgames: The one with the train on the DS
RassilonDND: @GlennSeto ship it
IncredibleFrown: spirit tracks honked
KartoffelKaiser: Even if you don't include the CDI games, it's the CDI games
sivakrytos: skyward sword
djalternative: people HATE skyward sword
tergonis: oh right spirit tracks
Feminine_Desires: I hated minish cap it was *WAY* too simple
FireBasilisk53: skyward sword has bomb bowling
Kidror: Spirit Tracks and Phantom Hourglass are really good dont @ me
mtvcdm: Let's be clear: even lower-tier Zelda games are still pretty decent.
Twilight_Spark: Skyward Sword I didn't love.
TacitusVigil: I don't like Phantom Hourglass because I'm not fond of using the stylus
sivakrytos: windwaker is the second best zelda game
ContingentCat: @KartoffelKaiser are those the ones that showed up on W&P?
korvys: I'd never played a Zelda game until BotW
Kaszoski: Never played Skyward Sword
thedudetrio: Zelda, stop smoking
GlennSeto: Wow, Zelda's been pounding back that single malt.
Drunk_Owl: Have these guys all just kinda given up on this game?
djalternative: Skyward sword looks great but lacks in... well, everythign else.
TacitusVigil: Princess Michael Caine
tergonis: quality caine
Juliamon: Drunk_Owl yeah
ContingentCat: Zelda's been chain smoking the whole time she's been waiting
BusTed: SeemsGood
mtvcdm: More or less. They just want to get it done with.
mjessee83: @Benjaneering for Caine2020
Rockario: Would Micheal Cane pronounce the 't' in Vaati?
korvys: I think my favourite voice is Heather adlibbing + Adam skipping
Kaszoski: Never played the wolf zelda too
mtvcdm: !clip
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Drunk_Owl: That's fair. I played a bunch of this game growing up and didn't... love it
RassilonDND: whats worse: ice level or water temple?
djalternative: You need to go to the fuckable fish temple.
CaptainSpam: "No matter the cost to us, Princess Zelda must be rescued! No matter if we suspiciously never appear again in the series!"
tergonis: water temple, no competition
CyberAsp: I liked this game but I liked the other four swords game better I think
Rockario: Wait, what's the story here?
korvys: Still got one more guardian
Kaszoski: How did people find Twilight Princess?
Kaszoski: Never played that either
MadWolf1290: nope!
ContingentCat: AsexualPride
KartoffelKaiser: Twilight Princess was GREAT
mtvcdm: 99 fairies but Zelda ain't one
ReverseCreations: NEVER
djalternative: Adam clearly hasn't seen Princess Ruto
GlennSeto: @RassilonDND Not gonna lie, I prefer to do the ice level in ALttP with the Somaria Staff.
TacitusVigil: Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Princess Zelda?
thedudetrio: But it's a trap
IncredibleFrown: vaati did some shit, but it turns out it was actually ganon. that's the plot
e_bloc: if you find Zelda and she's in a jar do you let her out
SharkHero08: Can we add "keep it in your pants twitch chat" to the bot?
Rockario: No, I mean the "shake the hands of..." story
mtvcdm: Only six levels to go.
TwitchTVsFrank: jem=jar ?
kusinohki: vote against adam for mask comment
TwitchTVsFrank: you gotta leave her in there right
ContingentCat: yikes
korvys: What game was this?
TacitusVigil: Somebody should make a mod that does that.
GlennSeto: Kojima would totally do this.
Rockario: Oh my god, that would be great. I want to see that James Bond movie
Kaszoski: That 1000
korvys: oh
IncredibleFrown: remember when mgs3 had a boss fight against every enemy you killed
circusofkirkus: wat
GlennSeto: damn
CyberAsp: What is wrong with Hyrule's climate?
TacitusVigil: Frozen Hyrule: The cold never bothered Link anyway.
RassilonDND: the most controversial thing adam could do is turn off his ds during the final stage, making sure twtich never sees the end of this game
CaptainSpam: This kingdom is geologically and meteoroligically improbable. There, I said it, and I'm not taking it back.
kusinohki: how can you call it the worst if you've never played it though?
mtvcdm: This is a group that is DONE.
Feminine_Desires: has Beej ever played Henry Hatsworth??
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Kidror: Hahaha Got em
TacitusVigil: I understood that reference!
OldManJohnsonMB: haha
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CyberAsp: I also find it suspicious that all the random natural caves happen to make all these paths just barely navigable.
FireBasilisk53: Big mood
Eklinaar: Big mood
FireBasilisk53: now I'm gonna cry myself to sleep
thraximore: I feel so attacked right now
Rockario: "How do you sleep?" *Eyes light up* Let me tell you about my plushie collection...
Eklinaar: I've never related more to anything ever said on LRR than what Adam and Ben are saying now
Drunk_Owl: RUDE.
KartoffelKaiser: I'm in this picture and I dont like it
mtvcdm: Leftovers are a signal of defeat
MAPBoardgames: Why are you guys not playing turtle hockey right now?
KeirenH: you have leftovers to finish eating 1-2 hours later
IncredibleFrown: it always comes back. respect the boomerang arrow.
mahpete_: baby boomer rang
DiscordianTokkan: I love my curvy boomerang
orbitaltuna: i can't even eat pizza bardGrump
GlennSeto: You know Link has struck out when is boomerang doesn't come back.
Kaszoski: I only really eat my mum's homemade pizza
TacitusVigil: Nobody wanted those corner gems?
Kaszoski: They're iced
TacitusVigil: Ah
mahpete_: !advice
LRRbot: Tell Dale.
djalternative: https://www.nintendoenthusiast.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/letsridesidon-1200x600.jpg The newest of the fuckable fish for your eye candy pleasure.
GlennSeto: That's bad advice.
Kaszoski: Well guess we should tell Dale
Tiber727: Have you ever actually used a boomerang? Getting them to come back is actually really hard.
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Consider life without bones.
mahpete_: !goodadvice
LRRbot: Don't listen to some bot in Twitch chat...
mahpete_: TIL that's a command
TacitusVigil: Beej is right.
TacitusVigil: Beej is always right.
IncredibleFrown: !neutraladvice
djalternative: Also, having a boomerang come back in real life usually means you missed your target.
ContingentCat: !strangeadvice
CaptainSpam: So when do we find the Half-Life medallion?
Pal_Friendpatine: I wanna go back to learning the didgeridoo
GlennSeto: This game might have slightly outstayed its welcome, but I'm still glad they played it for us. :)
TacitusVigil: Meh. Death to the aristocracy and kings! Up with the Republic of Hyrule
Rockario: Gather together the families of every knight you kill, then throw a quake medallion at them
Rhynerd: !findquote advice
LRRbot: Quote #960: "I'm going to go ahead and ignore that bad advice... because it's bad advice." —Paul [2015-10-26]
tergonis: damn, y'all are brutal tonight
Kaszoski: Ben is now Beej's wife I guess?
korvys: !findquote wife
LRRbot: Quote #2696: "Are you saying I drive like your wife?" —Ian, to Beej [2016-06-01]
circusofkirkus: that was a great video
MAPBoardgames: Possessed snow balls?
mahpete_: !findquote husband
LRRbot: Quote #2372: "I'm going to make your husband" —Cori, to Heather [2016-04-25]
Rockario: I think this stream was ramping up all of last night, and if it doesn't end in one or two more sessions we are all going to go mad
djalternative: That's what happenes when you add chat + ben + adam. It get worse when you add cup of James spice in it.
IncredibleFrown: it's a line
Ukon_vasara: excuse you deku, we are the internet, if theres one thing we know how to do, its flame diemToxic `
GlennSeto: Ben! XD
Tiber727: It's 231. 23 is number 1!
TheAinMAP: benginTraitor
circusofkirkus: got there
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun I believe the "formations" are only super relevant when you play single player and can arrange every player in specific shapes.
ContingentCat: God: No.
Drunk_Owl: "Why don't you be my wife and help me lift this rock" is a pretty good one lol
ContingentCat: Get in the hole shinji
FireBasilisk53: I think everyone needs one
Kaszoski: And now forest is on fire
thraximore: look at these little arsonists
mahpete_: screen?
CaptainSpam: So apparently "Deku Scrub formation" is just burning the living lrrEFF out of it.
CyberAsp: Formations are a mechanic that isn't showing up because they have four players.
djalternative: the gems have been powered up, so now they hurt you as you pick them up.
CyberAsp: With less than four you can get the other links to form up into different shapes.
mtvcdm: If you have a key, it's your house now.
djalternative: You're not breaking and entering but you are trespassing which is also a crime.
Lord_ZYRK: On tonight's stream of Legal Ready Run. . .
mahpete_: isn't there a law that if you live in it it's your house?
djalternative: Squatter's rights aren't a thing everywhere
Kaszoski: Also that takes like time
Kaszoski: Not just going into it
djalternative: and usually don't hold up in court where they are.
CaptainSpam: That is not a wife rock.
djalternative pages nicole
mahpete_: try 4 wifes?
Tiber727: Me too Ben.
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Parry everything.
mahpete_: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3180: "You can't jump by the way, so don't." —Beej [2016-08-10]
thedudetrio: But can you lift large rocks by yourself?
mahpete_: huh, half topical
BusTed: Get even?
Kaszoski: Still needs a wife I guess
Kaszoski: Wife rock and Ben and Heather lifts it
Tiber727: A Gwyn? Where? *tries to parry*
thedudetrio: Bln with the Bling
BusTed: Revenge of the 'guins.
IncredibleFrown: release the penguins!
TheAinMAP: That's a lot of penguins.
Rockario: It is 54-40
korvys: Ben, if you're not caring about who has the most gem, shouldn't be any problem when someone helps you pick them up, right?
mtvcdm: Is it 5440 or fight?
RassilonDND: ice cream
korvys: :P
mahpete_: yeah, they're comedians or something. of course they look funny
djalternative: I'm pretty sure livers are usually on the right hand side
BusTed: I mean, I guess there's dad rock.
CaptainSpam: Wife Rock... that was in Sam & Max Hit The Road, right? Kappa
Rockario: We have so much Dad rock, it's time to get into Wife Rock
tergonis: the wife rock is a little old thing we, have to lift together
tergonis: wife rock baby
Drunk_Owl: Wait, there's color puzzles? In this game???
Tiber727: @CaptainSpam No, it's usually known by its other name - Jailhouse Rock.
rrtycoon2: Time to get manhandlad
PMAvers: And that's how Beej got put on some sort of watchlist.
djalternative: ben's jewel looks like a jello mold
mahpete_: each gem has one more spike than the last?
CaptainSpam: I mean, the maidens at least got different hairstyles...
Kaszoski: @tergonis We all lift together...together~
mtvcdm: Hey, you have jewels, go beat up some stuff
mtvcdm: Zoe?
SplendidFD: The voice acting brings this story to life
mtvcdm: I bet her name is Zoe
mahpete_: orb, boat, udder, and bottles?
PMAvers: It's like a gummi crown
thedudetrio: These are the drops that come from the red udder
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: purple halloween teeth
Kaszoski: Grape flavour
BusTed: I think I see bits of pineapple floating in it.
CommanderPulsar: Princess Zedla is my fave.
itsr67: Adam's "Just pick it up" is a mood
CaptainSpam: You got the maidens, you got the jewels, you're just missing one thing, that's good enough, right? Hyrule is close enough to saved.
Kaszoski: 95% saved
PMAvers: And now we are done with Act I. Next act: clear a hundred stages to collect the Hundred Sacred Bahomads to open the way to the darkness.
RassilonDND: Ben: hero of darkness and chickens
AwkwardBirb: What a thieving clucko boi.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: FIRST you get the maidens
mtvcdm: Five to go!
Kaszoski: Ben has used a Horse and Cuccoo to steal gems
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: THEN you get the gems
djalternative: I wish to see ben summon the chicken-pocolypse
mtvcdm: I think we can probably knock out two more tonight.
chris365: Noodles!
Kaszoski: Ben wins!
AwkwardBirb: @Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver let's face it, it was really about the gems the whole time. They give a ton of points.
Kaszoski: Retired champion
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AwkwardBirb: the maidens are just a side objective
TheMoatman: You tried so hard
PMAvers: The hero with the most money is the best hero apparently.
kusinohki: score matters all of a sudden
TheMoatman: And got so far
RassilonDND: probably one more session
ContingentCat: but in the end it didn't even matter
mtvcdm: Five levels left.
mtvcdm: We've done three so far tonight.
chacha21: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:41:00.
Ukon_vasara: the real strength is the friends you make along the way Wowee
AwkwardBirb: Crystal Chronicles has progression as a co-op multiplayer GCN game using the GBAs :T
Lord_ZYRK: That's not true. You have grown much stronger in your. . . friendship?
djalternative: I'd play zelda factory worker
Kaszoski: Yes....friendship...
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: welcome to highly compressed bass
djalternative: like factorio but zelda? I'm sold
PMAvers: Nah, if this was a assembly line you'd have nine seconds of task time to put those statues on the switches, and repeat it a thousand more times
Drunk_Owl: why did it give them a key? It could have just opened the door
mahpete_: @Drunk_Owl but G A M E P L A Y
Kaszoski: @Drunk_Owl to make them fight for the key so they can get 100 gems
Kalpho: did someone say natty ice?
Lord_ZYRK: Gamers love keys and 2 day shipping
djalternative: I need to watch scooby doo return to zombie island
Drunk_Owl: Guess I forgot about the gems. And I agree, G A M E P L A Y haha
DarkMorford: Sonic Spinball, anyone?
Kaszoski: Haheh
RebekahWSD: It's an A+ laugh
Lord_ZYRK: Laughing internally
Juliamon: Adam is just completely broken
circusofkirkus: he's broken
BusTed: Such a delight.
ContingentCat: wow
CaptainSpam: Ben with the lrrGREED
hinhanska: i need an adam in my life
Drunk_Owl: I love happy Adam
tergonis: adam has regained the ability to breathe, we're all good folks
mtvcdm: What was your plan?
CaptainSpam: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
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tergonis: i don't think beej has ever considered that
thraximore: I'm Daisy!
korvys: Weirdly, the phrase "My name is Beej" is the most James sentence.
RassilonDND: suddenly beejdrop
djalternative: My name is Beej. The sequel series to My name is Earl
niccus: just gotta kobe
TheWanderingNomad: @djalternative - Would it involve Beej paying back all the people his Beejception'd clones mess up with the looming threat of BannanaCori?
mtvcdm: It's the zonk room.
Kalpho: man, if only the fire rod could melt the ice on the floor
djalternative: I've never actually watched my name is earl. I only know of it by name
TacitusVigil: #BeejWasRight lrrBEEJ
mahpete_: for posterity
thedudetrio: Boomerang
AwkwardBirb: The darkness is no match for cheese.
Rhynerd: They came in with cold feet and our heroes decided to try and warm their hearts.
djalternative: eLinksa? from frozen?
Rhynerd: Multiple casualties enused.
Rockario: Lighting someone on fire, then getting hurt running into them is great
CaptainSpam: E-zed P-zed.
PMAvers: This room is giving me Overcooked flashbacks
djalternative: Zed is dead, baby!
thedudetrio: Right is always Right
rucdoc: always go left
ContingentCat: !advice
LRRbot: Burn the tent down.
mahpete_: !left
BusTed: This is basically curling, right?
PMAvers: Something something horseshoes and hand grenades
Lord_ZYRK: I think you mean. . . curlink KappaCool
BusTed: 4Head
djalternative: All your prayers will be answered if you go at an angular velocity that is tangential to the circumference of the circle.
thedudetrio: You're all dragons
silverwolf_night: sup
Rockario: It's just like curling, two people furiously throwing things down the ice while their friends watch from a bench off to the side
thedudetrio: wait until the last second to throw
BusTed: They're both going to get it at the same time, activating and deactivating at the same time.
Lord_ZYRK: Get, like, Liked
IncredibleFrown: ah, mimic
BusTed: that didn't rhyme at all!
djalternative: over there is... applesause
CaptainSpam: Ah, the photo spot buttons.
IncredibleFrown: :D ...
djalternative: apple sause is apples plus pectin.
chaostreader: Put the colored blocks on the switches?
Robot_Bones: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TrustTheBunny: the beauty of teamwork :D
PMAvers: doors and keys and doors and keys
djalternative: the booty of teamwork
TacitusVigil: Isn't "Big Zelda" just...Nintendo?
IncredibleFrown: huck someone at it?
Ukon_vasara: yeet some one on it
Ukon_vasara: ?
djalternative: you need to yeet a fool onto that question mark.
KartoffelKaiser: Cane of Somaria get!
BusTed: Oh right. Blocks go on the question marks.
mtvcdm: Finally, we get to play some Minecraft.
IncredibleFrown: ben swinging the rod with everything off screen at that moment, and then a bunch of muffled shouts, is excellent comedic timing
thedudetrio: Adam I saw that
wordswords1: are they near the end?
Lord_ZYRK: seabatBRAIN lrrBEEEJ
KartoffelKaiser: Just get the key 4Head
Kidror: Ah yes, the love boat
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun how many "wife block" things are we supposed to clip?
mahpete_: all of them
djalternative: all of them
IncredibleFrown: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:05:07.
KartoffelKaiser: Can you yeet eachother across?
djalternative: !updog
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mahpete_: @Kidror love boat is a little place where we can lift together
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BusTed: 👋
djalternative: I remember the fox box
DarkMorford: I remember those commercial bumpers
mtvcdm: Great Minds Think For Themselves!
cuttlefishman: I have to wait to import my cartoons from Japan
kumatsu: Remember Norm Abram?
tergonis: oi millenials are the ones who had saturday morning cartoons
KartoffelKaiser: Why did you not simply watch the cartoons?
TheMerricat: you didn't have after school cartoons
Lord_ZYRK: Just get born later 4Head
SplendidFD: Beej acting like Boomers aren't still in charge
BusTed: 🤔
MadmanOreo: Why didn't you just tivo the cartoons (thinking emoji)
thraximore: flammenwerfer
orbitaltuna: grab twist pull?
thraximore: it werfers flammen
djalternative: I also remember touring ted turner's office and thinking "this is the guy responsible for cartoon network" His favorite cartoon is captain planet.
DarkMorford: Parry, parry, thrust, thrust! Good!
mtvcdm: Gem and the Holograms
PMAvers: See, back in our day we had to set the VCR to record a certain channel at a specific time and hope it didn't lrrEFF up and we... hated it.
TheTunnelingCat: gem is short for gemantha
korvys: @DarkMorford Do it for her
djalternative: gemothy
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: Gemadiah
IncredibleFrown: gemthan
KartoffelKaiser: Gemanthymum
tergonis: gemario
Lord_ZYRK: Just like how Savidan is short for Savidaniel :O
PMAvers: And if your VCR didn't have a timer function, you had one of those little boxes that sat on top of your VCR that mimic'd remote controls that did it for you, and you hoped that no one changed the channel it was set on.
mtvcdm: You know what kind of stories you saw on Saturday mornings?
djalternative: If they're immune to fire, just get hotter fire. Everything burns eventually.
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Lord_ZYRK LUL
IncredibleFrown: gotta go find the master sword
mtvcdm: You saw the story of a guy named Al, and he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve...
HesGotNoPants: what are you guys doing up still?
circusofkirkus: now we have summoned gannon
Lord_ZYRK: UnusuallyLargeMoth I can't take credit for that joke. . . or can I 🤔
mtvcdm: This is just when this Play it Forward is.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: get that RGB lighting gamers
korvys: Do it for the aesthetic
ContingentCat: share with the class Beej
DarkMorford: @mtvcdm Well, let me just pack up my accordion and we can move.
mtvcdm: That's four!
TheMerricat: Labyrinth was Jim Henson's follow up to Dark Crystal, somehow they thought a David Bowie with a visible bulge was less scary than evil muppets.
mahpete_: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 10:26 PM
ContingentCat: neat
thraximore: Hoggle says that, not a statue
HesGotNoPants: @themerricat it's a great movie, visible wang or not
Lord_ZYRK: The most likely reason he says it is because it's in the script Kappa
Rockario: Wait waait wait...is Tingle a war profiteer?
djalternative: didn't we already have a tingle times vol 0?
AwkwardBirb: Wait, tingle just imprisoned a bunch of guards. What the fluff?
TheMerricat: @HesGotNoPants I will make no mention of how appropriate you nick is for that comment. :-P yeah, it was pretty good but he pants still messed me up as a kid.
PMAvers: Can we have that as the "chat rules" message you have to accept before you can talk? "AND NO WHINING!"
IncredibleFrown: aw, i hate that rule...
Rockario: @PMAvers Also, "Signed Me!"
ritchards: can we add "Signed Me!" to LRRbot (advice or whatever)
Drunk_Owl: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #180: "Broadly speaking, everybody has a skull for a head." —Graham [2015-04-30]
djalternative: !vaseline or barcode
LRRbot: Barcode!
PMAvers: J E W E L S
circusofkirkus: I just want a supercut of all the tingle moments
KartoffelKaiser: Tingle was never not scary
cuttlefishman: Did you hear the fan theory about Tingle?
cuttlefishman: Tingle is really creepy
thedudetrio: Beej jimminy christmas
TheMerricat: Let it go let i go!
RobotHitchhiker: But do you want to build a snowman Ben?
PMAvers: I'm waiting for a entire dungeon that's like this.
PMAvers: Just all Zelda 2.
RassilonDND: I never saw frozen, and I wont see frozen 2. CHange my mind
djalternative: I genuinely like frozen and am super hype for frozen 2
HesGotNoPants: frozen 2: Canadian road trip
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun people were giving frozen shit because their children wouldn't stop playing let it go. that's the only real reason.
TheMerricat: I'm just worried that lighting won't strike twice and everyone will be extra upset even if it's a good move.
PMAvers: Use the key as a weapon! A sort of... key... blade.
HesGotNoPants: clip that and pm niccol
IncredibleFrown: gamer fov
BusTed: fuckin' bullseye
circusofkirkus: gamer
ContingentCat: Nice
djalternative: holy carp
circusofkirkus: actively
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: GAMER ALERT
Lord_ZYRK: ItsBoshyTime
Pal_Friendpatine: 360 no scope
mahpete_: his aim is expanding exponentially.
UnusuallyLargeMoth: [spontaneous bosshi noises]
TheMerricat: Legit - it wasn't just kids. @djalternative that year my company decided our yearly 'employee banquet' would be entirely based on Frozen - and everyone took it seriously.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: Merricat DansGame
thedudetrio: there's a Fire Rod on the outside
IncredibleFrown: you can lift people up instead of just putting them down
djalternative: I'm the kind of person that takes it seriously. I have plans for a wonderland tea time I'm looking forward to throwing at some point.
Kaszoski: All lift together~
PMAvers: Until we're lifeless together!
thedudetrio: I bet those blue blocks are ice.
mahpete_: @Kaszoski warframe?
Pal_Friendpatine: @djalternative I would attend only if I can be the Cheshire Cat
Kaszoski: @mahpete_ yes~
mahpete_: nice
Lord_ZYRK: TheMerricat so you're saying everyone got a frozen dinner? KappaCool
cuttlefishman: John?
IncredibleFrown: ah, that would be the j in beej, huh
djalternative: @Pal_Friendpatine sure
cuttlefishman: Are you... Snake?
mahpete_: I don't play the game, but I love that song
CaptainSpam: Beejarious Q. Dery.
UnusuallyLargeMoth: @LoadingReadyRun Brendan John Beej Wick Dery?
TheMerricat: @Lord_ZYRK ysbrydPunjail
HesGotNoPants: beejeredoo
IncredibleFrown: jingleheimer schmidt?
cuttlefishman: Toss me Donkey
ContingentCat: Beej is short for Beejothy
Pal_Friendpatine: @djalternative sweet
Lord_ZYRK: Beejbeej Yaga WutFace
RabidWallaby84: man, you guys are going late!
UnusuallyLargeMoth: Lord_ZYRK LUL
circusofkirkus: LUL
Kaszoski: @PMAvers also wooo~ @mahpete_ that song is so catchy
tergonis: so his middle name is margerine then
cuttlefishman: Oiled believe that
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: I cant believe its not butter
djalternative: I can totally believe it's not butter.
Lord_ZYRK: I can't believe it's not Beej lrrBEEJ
djalternative: we'er not supposed to mention android beej
RabidWallaby84: Man, this has to be the most complex multiplayer setup in history. 4 GBA-SP and a GameCube????
Kaszoski: Beejdroid?
HesGotNoPants: anyone else imagining heather buttering beej and cooking him like a pancake
Kaszoski: @HesGotNoPants I have not
mahpete_: @HesGotNoPants I am now. thanks
HesGotNoPants: I bet you are now
Kaszoski: Nope, chose not to think it
djalternative: that sounds like a crapshot for the mtg season
Lord_ZYRK: RabidWallaby84 may I direct you to a Steel Battalion LAN
Kaszoski: Money fights back!
CaptainSpam: "I invited my best friends: MONEY."
HesGotNoPants: just imagine the sizzle of a freshly butter beej in a warm pan
Saintnex: Noep
Kaszoski: THOWMP
RabidWallaby84: OMFGROFLMAO
BusTed: Done got Thwomp'd
mahpete_: I think I'm gonna heat up some pancakes now @HesGotNoPants
RabidWallaby84: Mental Note,, for if I ever play this game...don't use the right-most ladder
djalternative: just keep opening the chesticles
djalternative: 3/4ths of this group doesn't have a wife. beej is in the minority
DarkMorford: Here's the secret, Adam. Anime waifus will never leave you. lrrBEEJ
circusofkirkus: damn server lag Kappa
BusTed: On the count of 'kick'.
HesGotNoPants: let's make some beejcakes
AwkwardBirb: I've seen anime. They'll also never let you look at anyone else.
AwkwardBirb: or they'll murder whoever you glanced at.
circusofkirkus: LUL
BusTed: seabatYIKES
djalternative: phoquers?
Kaszoski: Daaaad, can I get a lift?
BusTed: I can makes it on my ooooown
PMAvers: Lil' Benner
djalternative: is that pot getting in the way? no. pot is the way, man
Lord_ZYRK: What a strange game. . . the only winning move is to beat up and steal from your friends.
djalternative: ah. this game stole the ice mechanic from shovel knight .
chaostreader: Screen
AwkwardBirb: @djalternative uh...
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Montagone: This is Alex from England, UK. Its time for you to go to bed now.
djalternative: I know what I said
mtvcdm: Of course you did that, Themerricat.
TheMerricat: :-)
AwkwardBirb: a 2004 game stole from a 2014 game, sure...
djalternative: see. we're on the same page
RabidWallaby84: @AwkwardBirb Time Travel is real.
djalternative: those time traveling bastards.
Lord_ZYRK: But Shovel Knight was an NES game Kappa
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IncredibleFrown: desperate for validation?
mahpete_: nah, shovel knight was in development for 15 years
RabidWallaby84: Someone PLEASE quote that in LRRbot
mahpete_: so zelda spys stole the idea
korvys: !findquote shower
LRRbot: Quote #4302: "We've so far found two shower scenes, so: success!" —Beej [2017-07-10]
HesGotNoPants: beej wants nay needs a golden shower. be a good friend and give it to him
Lord_ZYRK: seabatYIKES
TheMerricat: Cheer1000 Bits for Beej.....
RabidWallaby84: the temptation is real
Lord_ZYRK: Beejits
RabidWallaby84: Space Invaders!
djalternative: no. this is gallaga
djalternative: actually, it's much more like joust
BusTed: I think that was the Noid.
Kaszoski: A little freaky looking
FireBasilisk53: it's a little dragon dude
Lord_ZYRK: The Noid LUL
korvys: Everything's made up, and the gems don't matter
Lord_ZYRK: We saved Zalgo \ seabatTROG /
mtvcdm: Only three levels for next time.
PMAvers: So who's next on deck for Play it Forward?
UnusuallyLargeMoth: smash cut to the transition screen, and it turns out there's another half of the game to go
thedudetrio: LUL
JonnyGlitch: "I'm sorry Link, The Princess is in another Castle"
ninja_theory_ashrams: the size of a tangerine
circusofkirkus: did we save Princess peach?
RabidWallaby84: @korvys does Adam get to read the credits as Drew Carey on speed?
Lord_ZYRK: I thought that was your Crocodile Dundee 🤔
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Kaszoski: Princess set for sale, only to be sold as a set
BusTed: seabatYIKES
circusofkirkus: don't take them out of their packaging Kappa
BusTed: Thanks Ben
Lord_ZYRK: Do they still have the tags on them NotLikeThis
mtvcdm: We removed them from their box. They're not worth anything now.
Kaszoski: Only opened once
AwkwardBirb: but what set bonus does it give?
CaptainSpam: Watch, the final boss turns out to be that damn owl.
Saintnex: Phrasing?
JonnyGlitch: Awkward conversation at the Emergency Room
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RabidWallaby84: Ben...how many times do we have to tell you...women are not collectibles...there's no secondary market for them...not a legal one, at least.
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: phrasing?
djalternative: #archermemes
circusofkirkus: some are just more same that others
JonnyGlitch: Ben confirmed Pro Gamer
Kaszoski: Totally same level
CaptainSpam: So, one more stream of this malarkey? :-)
Pandalore: Bens score is Beej
mtvcdm: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Alex check out Blasphemous on a bonus stream! Game: Blasphemous) at Fri 10:00 AM PDT (11:01 from now).
thedudetrio: Time to get me some sleep
mtvcdm: !patreon
LRRbot: 2392 patrons for a total of $14,116.56 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
ContingentCat: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 10:58 PM
mtvcdm: !discord
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mtvcdm: !store
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Lord_ZYRK: Adam describing every videogame ever
Lord_ZYRK: MiniK
mtvcdm: !db countdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 8 Nov 08:00 AM PST (35d, 10:00 from now)
RobotHitchhiker: Last winner buys ice cream
JonnyGlitch: Though how many long-form MP RPGs were around when this came out?
Lord_ZYRK: lrrDILLY seabatTROG
korvys: On the other hand, how much fun was breaking out the prison!? lrrBEEJ
ContingentCat: yeah Alex playing that thing
RabidWallaby84: Reminder: If James gets 200,000,000 bits, he gets an iced cream parlour
djalternative: bring several zelda faces to eat
IncredibleFrown: @jonnyglitch well there was crystal chronicles :v
mtvcdm: !yt member
mtvcdm: !ytmember
LRRbot: LRR now has Youtube memberships. Don't know what that is? Well, as the video explains, it's a brand new way to support LRR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmdI0W2l9Zg&t=0s
ContingentCat: !patreon
LRRbot: 2392 patrons for a total of $14,116.56 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
mtvcdm: There we go
mahpete_: when was the other commercial goof?
mtvcdm: !roadquest
LRRbot: Ready for a road trip? ROAD QUEST is coming 14 October! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbQlcahrwHw
mahpete_: for heather to make a note, I guess
mtvcdm: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Ben: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager
djalternative: youtube.com/youtube.com
Pheonix888: So what I hear Adam saying is, "Easy game for babies"? hehe
JonnyGlitch: ssssssssssssssssss
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AndYettheArmadillo: Games together are better.
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ContingentCat: good wording Beej
Lord_ZYRK: Everything lrrBEEJ
PMAvers: Maybe we need to re-read all those contracts?
ContingentCat: sergeCounting
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, elsa! (Today's storm count: 99)
JonnyGlitch: Strange EmPHASIS
mtvcdm: This now concludes another LRR broadcast day. On behalf of everyone at LRR, good night, and good morning.
ContingentCat: and then in Batman mode he calles him Brucy
mtvcdm: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Ben: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/kathleen_lrr | Matt: twitch.tv/wiggins | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager
paladinr subscribed with Twitch Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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shadownova896: Where the FUCK is Beej?
ContingentCat: twitch.tv/fucking_nothing
CaptainSpam: beej@octogon.fuckit, gotcha.
BusTed: g'niiiight
JonnyGlitch: goodnight!
Kaszoski: Thanks for the stream
Robot_Bones: ow my freakin ears
CaptainSpam: Thanks for the stream!
varmintx0: Thank god the stream is over. Adam needs to chill.
Rockario: Adam, it's okay, calm down, he's right behind you Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: Sweet dreams lrrBEEJ
mahpete_: 'nigth all
chaostreader: Good night and good morning.
PMAvers: I mean, he's right there. Adam "Beej" Savidan.
Rockario: Eventually everyone's middle nickname is "Beej," whether they know it or not